0 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:15,000 1 00:00:48,300 --> 00:00:49,543 - Please put your hands together 2 00:00:50,222 --> 00:00:52,017 for the guy you've been waiting for all night, 3 00:00:52,017 --> 00:00:53,846 the amazing, the funny, the awesome, 4 00:00:53,846 --> 00:00:57,264 my very good friend, Mr. Nick Chambers. 5 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:01,854 - Wow, thank you. 6 00:01:01,854 --> 00:01:03,408 Thank you, man, oh. 7 00:01:04,823 --> 00:01:08,827 You ever feel like you're born in the wrong time period? 8 00:01:08,827 --> 00:01:10,277 I don't know, that's how I feel. 9 00:01:10,277 --> 00:01:12,072 Like everyone's trying to do relationship things 10 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:14,143 on these apps and phones, things like that, 11 00:01:14,143 --> 00:01:16,214 but I feel like you gotta do things face to face. 12 00:01:16,214 --> 00:01:20,218 It could be difficult if one of those faces is this face. 13 00:01:21,943 --> 00:01:23,704 I think I was born in the wrong time period. 14 00:01:23,704 --> 00:01:27,259 I wish I was back in the 1920s and 1930s, 15 00:01:27,259 --> 00:01:29,744 back when all the lead singers sounded like trombones. 16 00:01:30,711 --> 00:01:34,301 ♪ Oh baby let me talk to you 17 00:01:34,301 --> 00:01:35,992 You know that voice? 18 00:01:40,583 --> 00:01:41,791 - Hey come on, smoke out of the window, 19 00:01:41,791 --> 00:01:43,033 you're gonna ash on your dress. 20 00:01:43,033 --> 00:01:44,518 - I'm not gonna ash on my dress. 21 00:01:44,518 --> 00:01:46,002 - Yes you are, and I paid a lot of money for it, 22 00:01:46,002 --> 00:01:47,521 so don't mess it up. 23 00:01:47,521 --> 00:01:48,832 - Actually your mother paid for this dress. 24 00:01:48,832 --> 00:01:50,593 - Same difference. 25 00:01:50,593 --> 00:01:52,698 - What are you 12? 26 00:01:52,698 --> 00:01:54,114 - Ugh, thank god. 27 00:01:56,909 --> 00:01:59,015 Kyle, I love you, but you have too much family. 28 00:01:59,015 --> 00:02:00,292 - Preach. 29 00:02:00,292 --> 00:02:01,086 - Hey Ali. 30 00:02:01,086 --> 00:02:02,570 - Hi. 31 00:02:02,570 --> 00:02:03,537 - Your mother's trying to redecorate our bedroom. 32 00:02:03,537 --> 00:02:04,814 - Yeah, she does that. 33 00:02:04,814 --> 00:02:07,610 - Oh, did my mom try to Feng Shui the furniture? 34 00:02:07,610 --> 00:02:08,852 - I don't know. 35 00:02:08,852 --> 00:02:10,613 I left after they were trying to determine 36 00:02:10,613 --> 00:02:14,858 whether the bed was facing due north. 37 00:02:14,858 --> 00:02:15,997 Does one of you have gum? 38 00:02:15,997 --> 00:02:17,206 - Yeah. 39 00:02:17,206 --> 00:02:18,724 - How much longer do we have to be here? 40 00:02:18,724 --> 00:02:21,106 - Uh well, considering it is your party and your house, 41 00:02:21,106 --> 00:02:23,073 I would say a while. 42 00:02:23,073 --> 00:02:24,040 - Ugh, god. 43 00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:25,766 - Here, man. 44 00:02:25,766 --> 00:02:27,733 - I just wanna go get tacos. 45 00:02:27,733 --> 00:02:28,976 - Right? 46 00:02:28,976 --> 00:02:30,874 - Jesus you two are lightweights. 47 00:02:30,874 --> 00:02:33,153 - That sounds amazing right now. 48 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:34,223 - Could we do that? - I mean-- 49 00:02:34,223 --> 00:02:35,741 - Could we bail? 50 00:02:35,741 --> 00:02:37,329 - You just hop in the car and-- 51 00:02:37,329 --> 00:02:40,781 - Listen, let's, let's ignite this sedan, and just. 52 00:02:41,678 --> 00:02:43,163 Trailblaze. 53 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:46,131 - I'm firing this thing up right now. 54 00:03:38,252 --> 00:03:39,357 - Oh hi. - Hi. 55 00:03:39,357 --> 00:03:41,290 - You're Kyle's cousin. 56 00:03:41,290 --> 00:03:42,808 - Uh yeah, I'm one of many. 57 00:03:42,808 --> 00:03:43,913 I'm Ali. 58 00:03:43,913 --> 00:03:45,673 - You're the matron of honor? 59 00:03:45,673 --> 00:03:47,779 - Oh no, no, I'm just your standard bridesmaid, 60 00:03:47,779 --> 00:03:49,884 but the matron is Jill, 61 00:03:49,884 --> 00:03:51,886 the rather surly looking woman in the corner 62 00:03:51,886 --> 00:03:53,163 with the two and a half children. 63 00:03:53,163 --> 00:03:56,581 - I, I heard you're quite a comedian. 64 00:03:56,581 --> 00:04:01,241 - That's what the fortune cookies keep telling me, so. 65 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:03,864 - Well, right, well, it's nice talking with you. 66 00:04:03,864 --> 00:04:05,037 - Mm-hm, yeah. 67 00:04:07,316 --> 00:04:08,178 Okay. 68 00:05:32,780 --> 00:05:33,609 - Oh shit. 69 00:05:34,782 --> 00:05:35,749 Here comes trouble. 70 00:05:35,749 --> 00:05:36,750 - Hi, Danny. 71 00:05:38,268 --> 00:05:40,029 - Look at you, all fancy. 72 00:05:40,029 --> 00:05:41,306 - Oh, you like? 73 00:05:42,480 --> 00:05:43,515 - What's the occasion? 74 00:05:43,515 --> 00:05:45,862 - Wedding, pre-wedding. 75 00:05:45,862 --> 00:05:47,070 - Pre-wedding. 76 00:05:47,070 --> 00:05:48,589 - Yeah, it's the party before the party. 77 00:05:48,589 --> 00:05:49,487 That's who they do it. 78 00:05:49,487 --> 00:05:51,351 - Is that right? 79 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:53,111 How'd you know I'd be here? 80 00:05:53,111 --> 00:05:55,907 - Where else would you be? 81 00:05:55,907 --> 00:05:57,633 - You're calling me predictable? 82 00:05:57,633 --> 00:05:58,461 - Never. 83 00:06:00,808 --> 00:06:05,365 - Well, you went looking for me and you found me, so. 84 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:08,126 - Who said I was looking for you? 85 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:11,371 - Oh, she's cold. 86 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:12,302 She's cold. 87 00:07:08,013 --> 00:07:09,877 - Hi, can I help you? 88 00:07:09,877 --> 00:07:12,328 - Yeah, is this Writing for Comedy? 89 00:07:12,328 --> 00:07:14,848 - Are you Alma? 90 00:07:14,848 --> 00:07:15,849 - Ali, yeah. 91 00:07:17,367 --> 00:07:21,199 - Then this is Writing for Comedy, come on in. 92 00:07:25,341 --> 00:07:29,172 All right, now that everyone is here, welcome. 93 00:07:31,243 --> 00:07:35,247 Here is the syllabus for the next few weeks. 94 00:07:35,247 --> 00:07:37,733 Please take one, pass it down. 95 00:07:42,496 --> 00:07:45,395 As Ali here has just established, 96 00:07:45,395 --> 00:07:49,503 this is Writing for Comedy, an eight-week course 97 00:07:49,503 --> 00:07:52,851 designed to give you all professional careers 98 00:07:52,851 --> 00:07:54,474 in comedic writing. 99 00:07:55,509 --> 00:07:56,545 - Really? 100 00:07:56,545 --> 00:07:57,546 - No. 101 00:07:59,133 --> 00:08:01,688 You're here because you need to learn how to write, 102 00:08:01,688 --> 00:08:05,208 and being good at it comes much later. 103 00:08:05,208 --> 00:08:08,936 Okay, let's look at page two of the syllabus. 104 00:08:10,248 --> 00:08:13,493 And let's look at week eight. 105 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:15,391 A stand-up performance. 106 00:08:38,552 --> 00:08:41,072 - Oh my god, you look so good. 107 00:08:44,247 --> 00:08:45,559 Oh, if you look better than me, 108 00:08:45,559 --> 00:08:47,112 I'm gonna be so pissed. 109 00:08:47,112 --> 00:08:48,597 - Okay, nobody's gonna look better than you, all right? 110 00:08:48,597 --> 00:08:50,668 And even if they do, just throw some bridezilla shit. 111 00:08:50,668 --> 00:08:52,255 Throw 'em in the lake. 112 00:08:52,255 --> 00:08:53,912 - What lake? 113 00:08:53,912 --> 00:08:55,880 - Isn't there always a lake at these things? 114 00:08:55,880 --> 00:09:00,505 You know, something for the swans or the doves, 115 00:09:00,505 --> 00:09:02,576 or something with peace birds. 116 00:09:02,576 --> 00:09:04,371 - Have you ever actually been to a wedding? 117 00:09:04,371 --> 00:09:05,545 - Is everyone happy here? 118 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:07,719 - Yeah, fits like a glove. 119 00:09:07,719 --> 00:09:10,308 - Great, we also offer steam and press package, 120 00:09:10,308 --> 00:09:12,241 so it's guaranteed to be perfect on the day. 121 00:09:12,241 --> 00:09:13,863 - Oh yes, totally, I'll go for that. 122 00:09:13,863 --> 00:09:16,521 - Hey, I'm paying for my dress. 123 00:09:16,521 --> 00:09:20,180 - Hey, this I just a bonus, let me do this for you. 124 00:09:20,180 --> 00:09:21,595 - Could you excuse us for one minute? 125 00:09:21,595 --> 00:09:22,562 - Sure. 126 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,494 - Please, um, okay, so. 127 00:09:25,737 --> 00:09:28,395 So you know I love Kyle, you know, 128 00:09:28,395 --> 00:09:32,537 he's like, he's more like a brother than a cousin to me. 129 00:09:32,537 --> 00:09:34,228 You know, like most of our bloodline, 130 00:09:34,228 --> 00:09:36,610 he's been dumber than a bag of hammers for most of his life, 131 00:09:36,610 --> 00:09:38,647 which has been so much better since he met you, 132 00:09:38,647 --> 00:09:40,580 and I'm thankful, and I'm talking about me 133 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:43,065 and most of the Massachusetts State Police Department here, 134 00:09:43,065 --> 00:09:45,412 but you know, you've already spent like, 135 00:09:45,412 --> 00:09:46,586 all of your savings, 136 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:48,242 plus having to deal with his crazy parents, 137 00:09:48,242 --> 00:09:52,108 and my psycho ass mother, and um, you know, 138 00:09:52,108 --> 00:09:53,593 all 42 of our cousins, 139 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:57,631 so just shut up about the dress and let me pay for it, okay? 140 00:09:59,737 --> 00:10:02,360 - Yeah, bring it in for the real thing. 141 00:10:02,360 --> 00:10:03,533 Come on, yeah. 142 00:10:08,366 --> 00:10:09,781 - We're hugging in a bridal shop. 143 00:10:09,781 --> 00:10:10,955 - Yes, we are. 144 00:10:12,370 --> 00:10:16,132 And I really hope I don't have to throw you in the lake. 145 00:10:26,660 --> 00:10:28,524 - Next time Big Jim destroys the mens room, 146 00:10:28,524 --> 00:10:31,009 these waders are going to you. 147 00:10:32,079 --> 00:10:33,287 - Okay, well I'm not the one 148 00:10:33,287 --> 00:10:34,841 who gave him the endless sub supreme. 149 00:10:34,841 --> 00:10:36,325 - Mm. 150 00:10:36,325 --> 00:10:37,982 - Hey can I ask a favor? 151 00:10:37,982 --> 00:10:38,810 - Shoot. 152 00:10:39,742 --> 00:10:41,054 - I need an advance. 153 00:10:41,054 --> 00:10:42,434 - How much? 154 00:10:42,434 --> 00:10:43,815 - Two week? 155 00:10:44,713 --> 00:10:46,266 - Ah, I can't do it. 156 00:10:46,266 --> 00:10:48,578 - You just gave Brendan an advance like last week. 157 00:10:48,578 --> 00:10:50,891 - Yeah, his wife just had a baby. 158 00:10:50,891 --> 00:10:54,205 - Okay, so I need to knock out a kid to get a float. 159 00:10:54,205 --> 00:10:56,897 - No, but maybe if you started doing your own routines 160 00:10:56,897 --> 00:10:58,278 like you keep telling me you want to, 161 00:10:58,278 --> 00:11:00,487 then I could pay you more. 162 00:11:00,487 --> 00:11:01,833 - That's harsh. 163 00:11:01,833 --> 00:11:03,352 - Mm, you're okay though? 164 00:11:03,352 --> 00:11:05,181 You're not in trouble. 165 00:11:05,181 --> 00:11:07,080 - No, no it's just there's like extra costs 166 00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:08,702 with the wedding, and I'm taking this writing class. 167 00:11:08,702 --> 00:11:11,463 - What is it, a punch up sorta thing? 168 00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:16,158 - No, no, it's like a little more basic than that. 169 00:11:16,158 --> 00:11:16,986 - Nice. 170 00:11:19,299 --> 00:11:21,094 - So you gonna give me the money? 171 00:11:21,094 --> 00:11:22,440 - No. 172 00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:23,924 - You're lame. 173 00:11:23,924 --> 00:11:26,547 - Look Al, if I had more work, I'd give it to you. 174 00:11:26,547 --> 00:11:27,997 If I had more money, I'd give it to you. 175 00:11:27,997 --> 00:11:29,654 But I don't, and there is none, 176 00:11:29,654 --> 00:11:31,967 so either start doing your own sets, 177 00:11:31,967 --> 00:11:33,658 or get a second job. 178 00:11:38,111 --> 00:11:42,736 - Start doing your own routines or get a second job. 179 00:11:42,736 --> 00:11:46,636 You can't even handle my routines, fool. 180 00:11:51,572 --> 00:11:54,852 - I heard a rumor that we're gonna see you up there tonight. 181 00:11:54,852 --> 00:11:56,439 - Mm-hm, oh really? 182 00:11:56,439 --> 00:11:57,682 - Oh yeah. 183 00:11:57,682 --> 00:12:00,133 Super credible source, never one to lie. 184 00:12:00,133 --> 00:12:00,927 - Mm-hm. 185 00:12:03,136 --> 00:12:05,759 - You pissed at me or something? 186 00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:06,933 - I'm working. 187 00:12:09,452 --> 00:12:11,247 - Matt's right, you know. 188 00:12:11,247 --> 00:12:12,904 If you start doing your own sets 189 00:12:12,904 --> 00:12:14,285 instead of checking everyone in, 190 00:12:14,285 --> 00:12:15,562 you could make some more money. 191 00:12:15,562 --> 00:12:17,012 - Okay Brendan, let's just forget for a second 192 00:12:17,012 --> 00:12:18,358 that I didn't really need Matt telling everyone 193 00:12:18,358 --> 00:12:19,842 that I'm strapped for cash, 194 00:12:19,842 --> 00:12:22,086 but I don't even really wanna do stand up anymore. 195 00:12:22,086 --> 00:12:23,052 You know? 196 00:12:23,052 --> 00:12:24,260 I'm over it. 197 00:12:24,260 --> 00:12:26,228 - Is that why you're taking writing classes? 198 00:12:26,228 --> 00:12:27,574 - Okay, quit it. 199 00:12:30,128 --> 00:12:32,544 - Listen, if you're that hard up for money, 200 00:12:32,544 --> 00:12:35,030 my neighbor needs help moving. 201 00:12:36,859 --> 00:12:39,517 - I was thinking something a little more long term. 202 00:12:39,517 --> 00:12:40,967 - No, no, no, you don't understand. 203 00:12:40,967 --> 00:12:45,385 She's got a bad knee, and she has to use a cane. 204 00:12:45,385 --> 00:12:47,214 So she needs someone to help pack up all her stuff 205 00:12:47,214 --> 00:12:49,561 before she can get someone in to sell the place. 206 00:12:49,561 --> 00:12:54,428 - Well that sounds charming, but I'm not a mover, so. 207 00:12:54,428 --> 00:12:55,567 - Fine. 208 00:12:55,567 --> 00:12:56,741 Suit yourself. 209 00:13:01,919 --> 00:13:03,092 - You know that? 210 00:13:03,092 --> 00:13:04,335 - I think I'm funny. - I, I think-- 211 00:13:04,335 --> 00:13:05,129 - Gotta love the Wednesday night 212 00:13:05,129 --> 00:13:06,268 fuck face special. 213 00:13:06,268 --> 00:13:07,959 You want to? 214 00:13:07,959 --> 00:13:09,202 - No. 215 00:13:09,202 --> 00:13:10,479 - You suck. 216 00:13:10,479 --> 00:13:11,411 - Yeah, I suck, that's great. 217 00:13:11,411 --> 00:13:12,446 - You suck. 218 00:13:12,446 --> 00:13:13,723 - I suck. - Go make me a sandwich. 219 00:13:13,723 --> 00:13:15,208 - Sir, you have to leave right now. 220 00:13:15,208 --> 00:13:17,210 - No really, I paid four dollars, I'm not leaving. 221 00:13:17,210 --> 00:13:18,452 - That's an awful lot of comedy 222 00:13:18,452 --> 00:13:20,109 brought to you by this gentleman. 223 00:13:20,109 --> 00:13:21,731 Thank you, good night. 224 00:13:21,731 --> 00:13:23,906 Have a nice night. 225 00:13:23,906 --> 00:13:28,083 - Okay, beautiful, wow, that was intelligent. 226 00:13:34,883 --> 00:13:35,780 - Hey girl. 227 00:13:35,780 --> 00:13:37,092 - Hey, what's up. 228 00:13:37,092 --> 00:13:38,610 - Not much. 229 00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:40,371 Maggie and I are about to hit up this warehouse party 230 00:13:40,371 --> 00:13:41,613 at Southbridge. 231 00:13:41,613 --> 00:13:44,271 - Southbridge, shit, that's far. 232 00:13:45,686 --> 00:13:47,171 - Oh, we can pick you up if you wanna come with. 233 00:13:47,171 --> 00:13:48,241 Are you home? 234 00:15:12,152 --> 00:15:13,153 - Ali! 235 00:15:30,101 --> 00:15:31,447 - Stop it. 236 00:15:32,655 --> 00:15:34,416 - Oh good, you're up. 237 00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:37,108 - Why? 238 00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:40,146 Get off of me! 239 00:15:41,354 --> 00:15:43,977 - Somebody went partying. 240 00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:46,152 - Yeah well, the night was still young. 241 00:15:46,152 --> 00:15:49,396 - I thought you said you were going home after work. 242 00:15:49,396 --> 00:15:50,501 - Well, I changed my mind. 243 00:15:50,501 --> 00:15:51,502 What do you want? 244 00:15:51,502 --> 00:15:54,332 - Help me write my vows. 245 00:15:54,332 --> 00:15:56,886 - Dude, they're your vows, why don't you write them? 246 00:15:56,886 --> 00:15:58,233 - I'm not a writer. 247 00:15:58,233 --> 00:15:59,717 - Okay well, I'm not a vow writer. 248 00:15:59,717 --> 00:16:01,650 - Now you're not that bad, Ali. 249 00:16:02,651 --> 00:16:05,343 Come on, I'll buy you brunch. 250 00:16:05,343 --> 00:16:06,413 Come on, come on, come on. 251 00:16:06,413 --> 00:16:08,760 - Fine, leave me alone! 252 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:10,417 - That's the spirit. 253 00:16:13,489 --> 00:16:15,629 Ooh, you might wanna get something 254 00:16:15,629 --> 00:16:18,425 to cover up that hangover, like a, 255 00:16:18,425 --> 00:16:20,600 like a burqa or something. 256 00:16:24,638 --> 00:16:26,399 Chip chop, chip chop! 257 00:16:35,511 --> 00:16:38,790 Amy. 258 00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:40,758 I find I'm so excited that I can barely hold still 259 00:16:40,758 --> 00:16:43,209 or hold a thought in my head. 260 00:16:43,209 --> 00:16:44,555 I think it's the excitement 261 00:16:44,555 --> 00:16:46,419 only a soon-to-be-married man can feel. 262 00:16:46,419 --> 00:16:48,076 A man at the start of a long journey 263 00:16:48,076 --> 00:16:50,009 whose conclusion is uncertain. 264 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,596 I hope I can make it across the border. 265 00:16:51,596 --> 00:16:55,152 I hope to see my friend and shake his hand. 266 00:16:56,912 --> 00:17:01,020 I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my. 267 00:17:02,159 --> 00:17:03,815 Are you quoting The Shawshank Redemption? 268 00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:07,957 - I believe in two things, discipline and the Bible. 269 00:17:07,957 --> 00:17:09,718 - What am I gonna write? 270 00:17:09,718 --> 00:17:11,237 - You know, that is a beloved film. 271 00:17:11,237 --> 00:17:12,721 - I'm not quoting the Shawshank Redemption 272 00:17:12,721 --> 00:17:13,963 in my own wedding. 273 00:17:13,963 --> 00:17:15,034 - Well what do you wanna write? 274 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,276 - I don't know. 275 00:17:16,276 --> 00:17:18,623 You know, I thought this would be the easy part. 276 00:17:18,623 --> 00:17:20,039 - I don't think there is an easy part. 277 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:22,041 - I just, I want to find a way to say 278 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,422 like you know, she's my one. 279 00:17:24,422 --> 00:17:26,424 She like my other hippo. 280 00:17:27,874 --> 00:17:29,324 - Your other hippo. 281 00:17:29,324 --> 00:17:31,567 - Yeah, 'cause you know, they like, they mate for life. 282 00:17:31,567 --> 00:17:33,949 - No Kyle, that's penguins. 283 00:17:33,949 --> 00:17:35,399 - Whatever. 284 00:17:35,399 --> 00:17:37,297 It's just like, I used to be kind of a dumbass-- 285 00:17:37,297 --> 00:17:38,574 - You used to be kind of a dumbass. 286 00:17:38,574 --> 00:17:39,403 - Shut up. 287 00:17:40,956 --> 00:17:42,164 Amy makes me better, you know? 288 00:17:42,164 --> 00:17:43,545 She sees the kind of person I could be 289 00:17:43,545 --> 00:17:45,719 and she makes me want to be that. 290 00:17:45,719 --> 00:17:48,481 She believes in me, she knows me, 291 00:17:49,896 --> 00:17:51,173 she won't let me give up on myself, 292 00:17:51,173 --> 00:17:54,038 she pushes me to be better. 293 00:17:54,038 --> 00:17:57,766 I still feel like I can be myself around her. 294 00:17:57,766 --> 00:17:59,975 Like, like it doesn't come from this place of judgment 295 00:17:59,975 --> 00:18:02,391 it comes from a place of love. 296 00:18:04,013 --> 00:18:06,947 I never had that with anybody else. 297 00:18:07,879 --> 00:18:09,709 - Dude, write that down. 298 00:18:09,709 --> 00:18:12,021 - That's just me talking. 299 00:18:12,021 --> 00:18:13,816 - Yeah, but that's what's good. 300 00:18:13,816 --> 00:18:15,266 People don't wanna hear you say 301 00:18:15,266 --> 00:18:18,545 I promise to love you and treasure you forever. 302 00:18:18,545 --> 00:18:21,307 They wanna hear something real. 303 00:18:21,307 --> 00:18:22,549 The best shit always comes out 304 00:18:22,549 --> 00:18:24,724 when you're not thinkin' about it. 305 00:18:24,724 --> 00:18:26,726 - See, you are a writer. 306 00:18:27,727 --> 00:18:29,970 - Ugh, god I feel like ass. 307 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:33,733 - That's my Ali, class all the way. 308 00:18:33,733 --> 00:18:35,631 Ooh, I gotta go pick up my tux. 309 00:18:35,631 --> 00:18:37,668 You wanna come with? 310 00:18:37,668 --> 00:18:40,912 - Mm no, I think I've had enough excitement for one day. 311 00:18:40,912 --> 00:18:42,121 - Thanks. 312 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:42,983 - Yeah. 313 00:19:46,426 --> 00:19:47,255 - 52.50. 314 00:19:49,774 --> 00:19:50,775 - Seriously? 315 00:19:52,018 --> 00:19:53,502 - Yeah, seriously. 316 00:20:13,315 --> 00:20:14,178 Sign here. 317 00:20:49,386 --> 00:20:50,249 - Shit. 318 00:21:10,890 --> 00:21:11,891 Hey Brendan. 319 00:21:41,334 --> 00:21:42,577 Hi, this is 30? 320 00:21:44,648 --> 00:21:46,891 - You're Brendan's girl? 321 00:21:46,891 --> 00:21:48,721 - Yeah, I guess. 322 00:21:50,550 --> 00:21:52,069 - What's in that bag? 323 00:21:52,069 --> 00:21:53,657 - Oh, it's records. 324 00:21:54,554 --> 00:21:56,349 - What, like vinyl? 325 00:21:56,349 --> 00:21:58,593 - Yeah, I just bought them. 326 00:21:59,559 --> 00:22:02,044 - Why did you bring me records? 327 00:22:02,044 --> 00:22:03,977 - No, I, sorry, I didn't. 328 00:22:03,977 --> 00:22:06,877 They're for me, I just bought them. 329 00:22:09,362 --> 00:22:10,225 - I see. 330 00:22:13,090 --> 00:22:15,264 - Can I come in now? 331 00:22:16,300 --> 00:22:17,128 - I guess. 332 00:22:31,073 --> 00:22:35,250 I've taken the liberty of assembling some boxes for you. 333 00:22:42,395 --> 00:22:45,502 - Wow, you have a lot of stuff. 334 00:22:47,227 --> 00:22:48,332 - If it's gonna be too much for you, 335 00:22:48,332 --> 00:22:50,472 I can get someone else. 336 00:22:50,472 --> 00:22:53,268 - No, no, it's fine, I can do it. 337 00:22:54,269 --> 00:22:55,650 - So you'll start in here. 338 00:22:55,650 --> 00:22:57,652 This is my sitting room. 339 00:22:59,032 --> 00:23:01,897 Probably take you a couple of days. 340 00:23:04,969 --> 00:23:09,146 - Um, is there any particular order you want me to follow? 341 00:23:10,147 --> 00:23:11,390 - Are you one of those people 342 00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:14,393 that needs everything spelled out for them? 343 00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:15,255 - No. 344 00:23:16,256 --> 00:23:17,396 - Good. 345 00:24:59,670 --> 00:25:01,569 I don't recall paying you to read. 346 00:25:01,569 --> 00:25:02,431 - Sorry. 347 00:25:03,743 --> 00:25:05,020 You wrote this? 348 00:25:06,194 --> 00:25:10,301 - That's my picture on the back, isn't it? 349 00:25:10,301 --> 00:25:12,062 I think that's enough for today. 350 00:25:12,062 --> 00:25:12,890 I'm tired. 351 00:25:14,098 --> 00:25:17,032 I'd like you to start a little earlier tomorrow. 352 00:25:17,032 --> 00:25:18,551 - Yeah, I get out of class at one. 353 00:25:18,551 --> 00:25:20,588 - Okay, that's fine. 354 00:25:20,588 --> 00:25:21,865 What are you studying? 355 00:25:21,865 --> 00:25:23,038 - Comedy. 356 00:25:23,038 --> 00:25:24,695 How to write comedy. 357 00:25:25,869 --> 00:25:29,286 - They can teach a person to be funny? 358 00:25:29,286 --> 00:25:31,322 - They can try. 359 00:25:31,322 --> 00:25:32,392 - So they do. 360 00:25:36,327 --> 00:25:39,503 - Would you mind if I borrow the book? 361 00:25:42,575 --> 00:25:46,027 - As long as you read it on your own time. 362 00:25:46,027 --> 00:25:48,616 You can burn it for all I care. 363 00:25:56,106 --> 00:25:59,385 - All right, each of you has homework for this week. 364 00:25:59,385 --> 00:26:01,767 Things to do, write it down please. 365 00:26:01,767 --> 00:26:05,425 I want you to write 10 jokes a day, new ones. 366 00:26:05,425 --> 00:26:07,082 New ones, they don't have to be great, 367 00:26:07,082 --> 00:26:09,050 they just have to be 10 jokes a day. 368 00:26:09,050 --> 00:26:10,534 It's a good habit to get into. 369 00:26:10,534 --> 00:26:12,053 YouTube your favorite comedian. 370 00:26:12,053 --> 00:26:14,711 Find out what works, what doesn't work, take notes. 371 00:26:14,711 --> 00:26:19,267 Five responses to the phrase, he's so old, dot dot dot, 372 00:26:19,267 --> 00:26:20,509 what are you gonna put for that? 373 00:26:20,509 --> 00:26:21,752 Try to be original with those, please. 374 00:26:21,752 --> 00:26:24,997 And finally, I want you to go to a comedy show. 375 00:26:24,997 --> 00:26:28,069 Any show, it doesn't matter. 376 00:26:28,069 --> 00:26:30,589 Watch, listen, observe, learn. 377 00:26:35,835 --> 00:26:37,354 And please bring me your ticket stub 378 00:26:37,354 --> 00:26:39,701 or else I'll know you're lying, 379 00:26:39,701 --> 00:26:40,875 and that will undermine 380 00:26:40,875 --> 00:26:43,671 our already very fragile relationship. 381 00:26:45,983 --> 00:26:47,191 Okay, that's it for today. 382 00:26:47,191 --> 00:26:48,883 I have your sketches from last week, 383 00:26:48,883 --> 00:26:52,472 so come pick 'em up on your way out, thanks. 384 00:26:52,472 --> 00:26:53,715 Good. 385 00:26:53,715 --> 00:26:54,820 I don't know. 386 00:26:55,786 --> 00:26:57,236 Not bad, not bad. 387 00:26:58,202 --> 00:27:00,515 You guys are gettin' better. 388 00:27:01,999 --> 00:27:03,760 Gettin' better, okay. 389 00:27:18,947 --> 00:27:19,776 - Sorry. 390 00:27:28,888 --> 00:27:31,442 - Something on your mind, Ali? 391 00:27:31,442 --> 00:27:33,790 - You went a little pen happy on my sketch. 392 00:27:33,790 --> 00:27:35,550 - That's my job. 393 00:27:35,550 --> 00:27:37,310 - It's a good sketch. 394 00:27:38,311 --> 00:27:40,797 But you don't think it is. 395 00:27:40,797 --> 00:27:43,040 - Do you want my honest opinion? 396 00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:44,628 - Well it looks like I got a paragraph of 'em, 397 00:27:44,628 --> 00:27:46,181 so what's one more? 398 00:27:47,182 --> 00:27:49,288 - It's very flat. 399 00:27:49,288 --> 00:27:50,738 - Flat. 400 00:27:50,738 --> 00:27:52,601 - Yeah, look. 401 00:27:52,601 --> 00:27:54,155 The set up's good, the characters are good, 402 00:27:54,155 --> 00:27:56,122 you've got good delivery-- 403 00:27:56,122 --> 00:27:56,951 - But? 404 00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:00,609 - You're being lazy. 405 00:28:00,609 --> 00:28:01,887 - Sorry I asked. 406 00:28:01,887 --> 00:28:04,579 - Ali, I've read your writing samples. 407 00:28:04,579 --> 00:28:07,720 I know you can do better, so go do it. 408 00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:43,722 - Your sitting room's done. 409 00:28:43,722 --> 00:28:45,758 - Is it? 410 00:28:45,758 --> 00:28:47,277 - You wanna check? 411 00:28:48,140 --> 00:28:50,142 - Not really, no. 412 00:28:53,283 --> 00:28:56,700 You can start on the upstairs bedroom, to the right. 413 00:28:56,700 --> 00:28:58,184 Top of the stairs. 414 00:29:01,429 --> 00:29:02,982 - I like your book. 415 00:29:04,673 --> 00:29:06,917 - Did you finish it? 416 00:29:06,917 --> 00:29:08,091 - Uh, not yet. 417 00:29:09,402 --> 00:29:13,579 - I'd reserve judgment until the end, then. 418 00:29:21,898 --> 00:29:22,830 You can go. 419 00:29:48,510 --> 00:29:49,339 - Shit. 420 00:30:54,473 --> 00:30:57,648 Joshua, the man, the myth, the legend. 421 00:30:58,822 --> 00:31:01,273 I was wondering what you are doing right now 422 00:31:01,273 --> 00:31:03,413 because I was just celebrating my cousin's wedding, 423 00:31:03,413 --> 00:31:06,416 and I think that we should hang out, 424 00:31:09,764 --> 00:31:11,593 so I should come over. 425 00:31:13,595 --> 00:31:15,045 No, okay. 426 00:31:15,045 --> 00:31:17,323 Yeah, yeah some other time. 427 00:31:18,290 --> 00:31:19,118 Okay, bye. 428 00:31:31,993 --> 00:31:33,581 Hey Asha, it's Ali. 429 00:31:35,721 --> 00:31:38,758 I'm fuckin', I'm out and about. 430 00:31:38,758 --> 00:31:42,038 Uh so, you know, give me a call. 431 00:31:42,038 --> 00:31:45,248 I wanna hear about that Southbridge party, 432 00:31:45,248 --> 00:31:46,076 so um. 433 00:31:47,629 --> 00:31:49,631 Yeah, you know, call me. 434 00:31:51,771 --> 00:31:52,600 Bye. 435 00:32:03,197 --> 00:32:05,026 John, my favorite, hi. 436 00:32:07,546 --> 00:32:08,478 So I think. 437 00:32:09,686 --> 00:32:13,483 I think that you should let me come over, okay? 438 00:32:17,866 --> 00:32:19,247 Yeah? 439 00:32:19,247 --> 00:32:20,076 Okay. 440 00:32:21,180 --> 00:32:23,631 Okay, I'll see you soon, bye. 441 00:33:30,111 --> 00:33:31,285 Just a second. 442 00:34:05,698 --> 00:34:06,941 - Lost earring? 443 00:34:08,356 --> 00:34:09,771 - Lost speech, hey, have you seen a piece of paper. 444 00:34:09,771 --> 00:34:10,772 - Did you write it? 445 00:34:10,772 --> 00:34:12,257 - Excuse me? 446 00:34:12,257 --> 00:34:13,810 - Did you write the speech that you're lookin' for. 447 00:34:13,810 --> 00:34:15,018 - Yeah. 448 00:34:15,018 --> 00:34:16,847 - Oh, well then you already know it. 449 00:34:16,847 --> 00:34:18,608 - Okay, thanks guy at bar I don't know 450 00:34:18,608 --> 00:34:23,268 for your sage wisdom, but I need to find this thing. 451 00:34:23,268 --> 00:34:25,132 - It's stuck to your shoe. 452 00:34:25,132 --> 00:34:25,994 - What? 453 00:34:28,687 --> 00:34:30,309 How long were you gonna let me keep looking for that? 454 00:34:30,309 --> 00:34:34,072 - Only until it stopped being amusing. 455 00:34:34,072 --> 00:34:34,934 - Asshole. 456 00:34:37,282 --> 00:34:39,180 - So after about three hours being duct taped 457 00:34:39,180 --> 00:34:42,183 in the back of this trunk, it opens up, 458 00:34:42,183 --> 00:34:45,807 and there's Kyle with that big goofy grin of his, 459 00:34:45,807 --> 00:34:49,363 just smiling, being like hey, hope you like Celine Dion 460 00:34:49,363 --> 00:34:51,296 because we're in Canada. 461 00:34:52,814 --> 00:34:56,991 So Amy, thank you so much for domesticating him, really. 462 00:34:56,991 --> 00:34:59,097 That's enough from me. 463 00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:02,169 I'm gonna hand it over now Kyle's cousin Ali, 464 00:35:02,169 --> 00:35:04,032 who, if you don't know her already, 465 00:35:04,032 --> 00:35:05,275 you're gonna love her, so. 466 00:35:05,275 --> 00:35:06,518 Ali, everybody. 467 00:35:15,803 --> 00:35:16,907 - Hi. 468 00:35:16,907 --> 00:35:17,908 Hi, I'm Ali. 469 00:35:20,048 --> 00:35:23,293 As many of you know, Kyle is my cousin. 470 00:35:24,467 --> 00:35:26,917 But he's also my best friend, 471 00:35:28,678 --> 00:35:30,680 and okay, so real quick. 472 00:35:35,857 --> 00:35:39,999 Um, so growing up, when I was a little kid, 473 00:35:39,999 --> 00:35:41,829 I was terrified of spiders, 474 00:35:41,829 --> 00:35:44,866 and I don't know, I was like deathly afraid of them, 475 00:35:44,866 --> 00:35:47,006 and I think I watch Arachnophobia too many times 476 00:35:47,006 --> 00:35:49,768 when I was like five, but anyway, 477 00:35:49,768 --> 00:35:51,597 I was just convinced that they would come out of the walls 478 00:35:51,597 --> 00:35:54,669 and attack me when I was asleep, 479 00:35:54,669 --> 00:35:57,224 so Kyle used to sleep over all the time, 480 00:35:57,224 --> 00:36:00,158 and one day, we had this big party, 481 00:36:01,504 --> 00:36:03,264 and all the neighborhood kids were there, 482 00:36:03,264 --> 00:36:06,750 and somehow, one of them found out 483 00:36:06,750 --> 00:36:08,718 I was afraid of these spiders 484 00:36:08,718 --> 00:36:13,136 and decided to go digging around in the back yard 485 00:36:13,136 --> 00:36:16,001 and fine one and throw it on me, 486 00:36:16,001 --> 00:36:20,868 so I was like crying and crying, and Kyle found out, 487 00:36:20,868 --> 00:36:24,492 and then he went and found the kid who did it 488 00:36:24,492 --> 00:36:28,324 and smacked him in the face with a jug of Kool-Aid, 489 00:36:28,324 --> 00:36:31,085 so anyway, it was this whole thing, 490 00:36:31,085 --> 00:36:32,845 and later that night, 491 00:36:35,262 --> 00:36:38,161 after both of our parents were done tearin' him a new one, 492 00:36:38,161 --> 00:36:41,578 Kyle slept over and he checked the entire basement 493 00:36:41,578 --> 00:36:43,994 for spiders, and he said Ali, 494 00:36:46,169 --> 00:36:49,241 you're afraid of spiders right now, 495 00:36:49,241 --> 00:36:51,243 but you won't always be, 496 00:36:52,693 --> 00:36:56,317 and right now it's okay to be afraid of something, 497 00:36:57,801 --> 00:37:01,909 so when he met Amy, I was like, she better be awesome, 498 00:37:03,255 --> 00:37:05,568 because Kyle's been keeping away the spiders 499 00:37:05,568 --> 00:37:09,675 all these years, and whoever he ends up with 500 00:37:09,675 --> 00:37:13,852 has to be equally as cool, so it turns out, actually, 501 00:37:15,336 --> 00:37:17,959 that Kyle is afraid of heights, 502 00:37:17,959 --> 00:37:20,203 roller coasters to be specific, 503 00:37:20,203 --> 00:37:24,690 and sorry Kyle, I'm kind of gonna out you, here. 504 00:37:24,690 --> 00:37:28,211 But um, so there was this like big company picnic, 505 00:37:28,211 --> 00:37:31,145 and I just tagged along, and that's how I met Amy, 506 00:37:31,145 --> 00:37:34,873 and I was like okay, things are gettin' kind of serious, 507 00:37:34,873 --> 00:37:37,013 I better size her up. 508 00:37:37,013 --> 00:37:41,189 So um, so everyone wanted to go on this huge death drop 509 00:37:45,677 --> 00:37:48,162 megaton roller coaster, 510 00:37:48,162 --> 00:37:52,235 and Kyle looked like he was gonna throw up, 511 00:37:52,235 --> 00:37:56,757 so all of his co-workers were making fun of him 512 00:37:56,757 --> 00:38:00,312 and everything and that's when Amy jumped in, 513 00:38:00,312 --> 00:38:02,866 and she said she felt sick, 514 00:38:02,866 --> 00:38:05,524 and that she needed to sit down, 515 00:38:06,870 --> 00:38:10,357 and someone went and got her some water, 516 00:38:10,357 --> 00:38:14,257 and Kyle sat with her, while everyone else went on the ride, 517 00:38:14,257 --> 00:38:18,882 and that's when I realized that she did for him 518 00:38:18,882 --> 00:38:23,231 what he had done for me because she knew he was scared 519 00:38:23,231 --> 00:38:25,303 and she knew it was okay, 520 00:38:30,411 --> 00:38:33,587 and she didn't want him to feel alone, 521 00:38:36,555 --> 00:38:38,557 so um, Kyle and Amy, um. 522 00:38:41,767 --> 00:38:45,530 To whatever crazy shit life may throw at you, 523 00:38:47,117 --> 00:38:49,706 I know you guys will be there to lie for one another 524 00:38:49,706 --> 00:38:52,778 or smack somebody with a jug of Kool-Aid, I love you. 525 00:39:44,658 --> 00:39:45,866 Ah! 526 00:39:45,866 --> 00:39:47,108 - Jesus. 527 00:39:47,108 --> 00:39:48,247 - God, what are you doing? 528 00:39:48,247 --> 00:39:49,732 - What are you doing? 529 00:39:51,389 --> 00:39:53,943 - God, I feel like I'm dying. 530 00:39:53,943 --> 00:39:56,014 - I think you're having a panic attack. 531 00:39:56,014 --> 00:39:57,567 - A what? 532 00:39:57,567 --> 00:39:58,396 - Um. 533 00:40:00,432 --> 00:40:01,847 Can you sit down? 534 00:40:01,847 --> 00:40:04,609 - No, no, I don't wanna sit down. 535 00:40:14,964 --> 00:40:16,414 - Here, hold this. 536 00:40:16,414 --> 00:40:17,484 - It's ice. 537 00:40:17,484 --> 00:40:18,726 - It's gonna help. 538 00:40:18,726 --> 00:40:19,658 - Are you a doctor? 539 00:40:19,658 --> 00:40:21,764 - Just hold the ice, here. 540 00:40:37,227 --> 00:40:38,056 Better? 541 00:40:40,058 --> 00:40:40,886 - Yeah. 542 00:40:42,474 --> 00:40:43,337 - Here. 543 00:40:46,927 --> 00:40:48,653 - You're the guy. 544 00:40:48,653 --> 00:40:50,827 You're the guy with my shoe. 545 00:40:50,827 --> 00:40:55,004 - That's what they call me, the guy with the shoe. 546 00:40:55,832 --> 00:40:57,593 - Are you a guest? 547 00:40:57,593 --> 00:40:58,456 - No. 548 00:40:59,802 --> 00:41:01,597 - A florist? 549 00:41:01,597 --> 00:41:02,874 - I was filling in for a friend, 550 00:41:02,874 --> 00:41:04,462 I was playing the wedding upstairs. 551 00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:06,809 - Ah, so you're in a wedding band. 552 00:41:06,809 --> 00:41:09,984 - Part time. 553 00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:13,954 You feelin' better? 554 00:41:15,749 --> 00:41:17,854 - I feel like I need a drink the size of my arm. 555 00:41:17,854 --> 00:41:18,683 - Uh-huh. 556 00:41:20,201 --> 00:41:22,169 - Do I look like a Monet? 557 00:41:22,169 --> 00:41:25,655 - Yeah, but most people like Monet. 558 00:41:25,655 --> 00:41:27,450 - You're weird. 559 00:41:27,450 --> 00:41:30,902 - You're the one giving speeches about spiders. 560 00:41:30,902 --> 00:41:32,282 - Oh, you were watching me. 561 00:41:32,282 --> 00:41:35,527 - Yeah, well I had to see how it ended. 562 00:41:36,908 --> 00:41:40,705 Hey, how about we get you that drink? 563 00:41:40,705 --> 00:41:44,778 - Yeah, well if you're buying, I'm not saying no. 564 00:41:50,577 --> 00:41:52,268 - So what do you do? 565 00:41:54,995 --> 00:41:56,514 - Why do you care? 566 00:41:57,549 --> 00:42:00,448 - Are you always this hostile? 567 00:42:00,448 --> 00:42:04,522 - Well, I'm a comedian, so we're born hostile. 568 00:42:04,522 --> 00:42:05,453 - That explains your speech then. 569 00:42:05,453 --> 00:42:08,664 You can tell you're a performer. 570 00:42:08,664 --> 00:42:12,046 - Do you enjoy dissecting people you just met? 571 00:42:12,046 --> 00:42:14,497 - Part time surgeon, part time musician. 572 00:42:14,497 --> 00:42:15,705 - Sounds messy. 573 00:42:20,986 --> 00:42:24,369 - So how much longer is your wedding? 574 00:42:24,369 --> 00:42:27,027 - Do you have somewhere to be? 575 00:42:27,027 --> 00:42:29,443 - Venues just feel like work. 576 00:42:31,859 --> 00:42:32,860 - Wait here. 577 00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:43,422 - Ali! 578 00:42:45,183 --> 00:42:46,149 Hi babe. 579 00:42:46,149 --> 00:42:47,634 - Oh. 580 00:42:47,634 --> 00:42:50,913 - Ali baby, I promise, I'll always check for spiders. 581 00:42:50,913 --> 00:42:51,741 - I know. 582 00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:54,813 Hey, I think I'm gonna get outta here. 583 00:42:54,813 --> 00:42:56,159 - Hey come on, you know, things are winding down. 584 00:42:56,159 --> 00:42:57,126 We can just relax. 585 00:42:57,126 --> 00:42:58,299 - No, I think I'm just tired. 586 00:42:58,299 --> 00:43:01,509 But hey, I'll see you tomorrow. 587 00:43:01,509 --> 00:43:02,407 - You suck. 588 00:43:02,407 --> 00:43:03,270 - Ah, I love you. 589 00:43:03,270 --> 00:43:04,202 - You suck. 590 00:43:08,206 --> 00:43:09,310 What is this? 591 00:43:47,763 --> 00:43:48,626 - Hey. 592 00:43:49,730 --> 00:43:51,007 Hey. 593 00:43:51,007 --> 00:43:52,837 I've been here before. 594 00:43:56,944 --> 00:43:57,773 Come on. 595 00:43:59,913 --> 00:44:03,261 I think I've definitely been here before. 596 00:44:29,356 --> 00:44:31,289 Are you somebody's dad? 597 00:44:32,186 --> 00:44:33,015 - No. 598 00:44:34,188 --> 00:44:36,052 What made you think of that? 599 00:44:36,052 --> 00:44:37,916 - I don't know. 600 00:44:37,916 --> 00:44:41,023 You're like kind of dad-like. 601 00:44:41,023 --> 00:44:43,784 You got like a dad vibe going on. 602 00:44:46,545 --> 00:44:49,997 - Is that your way of saying I look old? 603 00:44:49,997 --> 00:44:51,481 - Older. 604 00:44:51,481 --> 00:44:52,310 - Hm. 605 00:44:53,380 --> 00:44:54,484 Are you someone's mom? 606 00:44:54,484 --> 00:44:57,867 - That's funny. 607 00:45:01,664 --> 00:45:03,079 I had a dad once. 608 00:45:04,011 --> 00:45:05,633 He was a funny man. 609 00:45:07,014 --> 00:45:08,360 - He a comedian? 610 00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:10,742 - Mm-hm, he's a local legend. 611 00:45:12,675 --> 00:45:15,367 - Like father, like daughter. 612 00:45:15,367 --> 00:45:17,024 - Yeah. 613 00:45:17,024 --> 00:45:19,924 I'm probably gonna make it past 36. 614 00:45:26,033 --> 00:45:30,210 I'm sorry, I don't know why I'm talking about this. 615 00:45:38,459 --> 00:45:40,323 - Do you wanna get outta here? 616 00:45:40,323 --> 00:45:41,152 - Yeah. 617 00:46:07,626 --> 00:46:08,766 Um, I'm sorry. 618 00:46:11,251 --> 00:46:12,252 - It's okay. 619 00:46:14,081 --> 00:46:15,358 I'm sorry, too. 620 00:46:28,371 --> 00:46:29,614 - What? 621 00:46:29,614 --> 00:46:30,788 - So you blew off the rest of our wedding 622 00:46:30,788 --> 00:46:33,756 to stand in the dark being held by some guy? 623 00:46:33,756 --> 00:46:35,793 - It was actually kind of nice. 624 00:46:35,793 --> 00:46:38,381 And you know, I didn't blow you guys off or anything. 625 00:46:38,381 --> 00:46:39,658 - But nothing else happened? 626 00:46:39,658 --> 00:46:41,177 - Nope. 627 00:46:41,177 --> 00:46:44,008 We just stood there for a while, 628 00:46:44,008 --> 00:46:46,734 and then he made up a bed on the couch, 629 00:46:46,734 --> 00:46:48,806 and I fell asleep on him. 630 00:46:49,910 --> 00:46:50,842 - Who is this guy? 631 00:46:50,842 --> 00:46:52,119 - Are you gonna see him again? 632 00:46:52,119 --> 00:46:53,949 - I don't know, I don't know, maybe. 633 00:46:53,949 --> 00:46:55,226 - I don't like it. 634 00:46:55,226 --> 00:46:56,779 This has bad ending written all over it. 635 00:46:56,779 --> 00:46:59,782 - Thank you for that vote of confidence, Kyle. 636 00:46:59,782 --> 00:47:00,714 - Anytime. 637 00:47:00,714 --> 00:47:02,820 - I think it's super sweet. 638 00:48:04,329 --> 00:48:05,434 - Ali! 639 00:48:07,160 --> 00:48:07,988 Ali! 640 00:48:09,748 --> 00:48:12,303 Can you come down here, please? 641 00:48:14,236 --> 00:48:16,583 - How the fuck did she know? 642 00:48:23,245 --> 00:48:24,073 - Yes? 643 00:48:25,557 --> 00:48:29,251 - Go into the desk in the hallway and get me a pen. 644 00:48:32,288 --> 00:48:34,187 - You called me down here for a pen? 645 00:48:34,187 --> 00:48:36,914 - I seem to have run out of ink. 646 00:48:36,914 --> 00:48:40,020 - Well why can't you get it yourself? 647 00:48:46,751 --> 00:48:47,579 Right. 648 00:49:16,436 --> 00:49:19,887 - My, my, what an attitude we have today. 649 00:49:23,167 --> 00:49:24,754 - What's your deal? 650 00:49:25,928 --> 00:49:27,274 - My deal? 651 00:49:27,274 --> 00:49:28,689 - Yeah. 652 00:49:28,689 --> 00:49:30,036 Why are you moving, where are you going, 653 00:49:30,036 --> 00:49:32,417 were you living with someone? 654 00:49:32,417 --> 00:49:35,351 - How is any of that your business? 655 00:49:38,561 --> 00:49:40,287 - And what's with the sandwich? 656 00:49:40,287 --> 00:49:42,082 - Oh, so now my lunch offends you? 657 00:49:42,082 --> 00:49:43,946 - You never eat it. 658 00:49:43,946 --> 00:49:44,878 Every time I see you in here, 659 00:49:44,878 --> 00:49:46,914 you have an uneaten sandwich. 660 00:49:46,914 --> 00:49:48,916 What, just what is that? 661 00:49:51,091 --> 00:49:52,403 - Is there a specific reason 662 00:49:52,403 --> 00:49:54,646 why you're behaving like this, 663 00:49:54,646 --> 00:49:58,996 or is this some kind of a nervous breakdown? 664 00:49:58,996 --> 00:50:01,964 - Lady, you've done nothing but say nasty shit to me 665 00:50:01,964 --> 00:50:04,277 since I walked in this house, and I deal with it 666 00:50:04,277 --> 00:50:06,693 because I need the job, and you deal with it 667 00:50:06,693 --> 00:50:08,005 because it would be to inconvenient 668 00:50:08,005 --> 00:50:09,661 to hire someone else and start all over, 669 00:50:09,661 --> 00:50:11,042 and you don't strike me 670 00:50:11,042 --> 00:50:13,044 as someone who deals well with inconvenience, 671 00:50:13,044 --> 00:50:16,565 so enlighten me, what's with the sandwich? 672 00:50:19,361 --> 00:50:20,948 - Did you finish my book yet? 673 00:50:20,948 --> 00:50:21,777 - Oh god. 674 00:50:29,095 --> 00:50:33,271 - My husband used to have a sandwich for lunch every day. 675 00:50:34,479 --> 00:50:35,791 - So is he-- 676 00:50:35,791 --> 00:50:37,379 - Dead? 677 00:50:37,379 --> 00:50:39,312 Oh no, very much alive. 678 00:50:41,072 --> 00:50:43,592 I'm not a fan of new routines. 679 00:50:46,319 --> 00:50:49,563 Have your teachers made you funny, yet? 680 00:50:53,188 --> 00:50:54,879 - I'm working on it. 681 00:50:56,881 --> 00:51:00,505 - Well, I'm looking forward to the progress. 682 00:51:10,860 --> 00:51:12,103 - I'm just gonna keep on coming back to that show. 683 00:51:12,103 --> 00:51:13,898 Even if I don't have to bring my stubs to class, 684 00:51:13,898 --> 00:51:16,659 I'm going to see that show every week. 685 00:51:16,659 --> 00:51:18,144 - Well they have different people there-- 686 00:51:18,144 --> 00:51:19,076 - I thought it was once a month, or once a week-- 687 00:51:19,076 --> 00:51:22,113 - Yeah, the company rotates. 688 00:51:22,113 --> 00:51:23,252 - Oh-- - The company rotates 689 00:51:23,252 --> 00:51:24,633 so it has improvisors once a month, 690 00:51:24,633 --> 00:51:26,083 it's very confusing. 691 00:51:26,083 --> 00:51:27,084 - Some of those guys, I think, do stand up too. 692 00:51:27,084 --> 00:51:28,085 - Do they? 693 00:51:28,085 --> 00:51:29,741 - I think so. 694 00:51:29,741 --> 00:51:31,640 There is, like other than the video we saw before we went, 695 00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:32,917 I can't find. 696 00:51:32,917 --> 00:51:34,125 I'll look for like individual things. 697 00:51:38,164 --> 00:51:40,442 - All right, you all had an assignment last week 698 00:51:40,442 --> 00:51:41,926 to go see a comedy show, 699 00:51:41,926 --> 00:51:43,686 and I asked you to bring in your tickets, 700 00:51:43,686 --> 00:51:46,241 so please bring up your tickets, tickets please. 701 00:51:46,241 --> 00:51:47,587 Tickets, please. 702 00:51:50,900 --> 00:51:51,729 Thanks. 703 00:51:52,695 --> 00:51:54,111 Thank you. 704 00:51:54,111 --> 00:51:54,939 Thank you. 705 00:51:57,424 --> 00:51:58,943 All right, thanks. 706 00:52:05,950 --> 00:52:06,778 Ali? 707 00:52:08,159 --> 00:52:09,022 - Yes? 708 00:52:09,954 --> 00:52:11,438 - Do you have your ticket? 709 00:52:11,438 --> 00:52:12,646 - Um, no. 710 00:52:12,646 --> 00:52:13,475 I lost it. 711 00:52:17,272 --> 00:52:18,445 - You lost it. 712 00:52:21,310 --> 00:52:23,243 Well, what did you see? 713 00:52:24,727 --> 00:52:26,557 - I saw the Bomb Show. 714 00:52:29,111 --> 00:52:31,044 - The Bomb Show, right. 715 00:52:31,976 --> 00:52:32,908 How was it? 716 00:52:34,737 --> 00:52:36,325 - It was explosive. 717 00:52:39,915 --> 00:52:41,399 - Glad to hear it. 718 00:52:45,507 --> 00:52:49,959 And when you find your ticket, you can come back. 719 00:52:49,959 --> 00:52:52,030 And tell us all about it. 720 00:52:54,378 --> 00:52:56,725 - Are you kidding me? 721 00:52:56,725 --> 00:52:59,659 - If I was kidding, you would know. 722 00:53:53,264 --> 00:53:54,783 - Hi. 723 00:53:54,783 --> 00:53:56,440 Is this a good time? 724 00:53:59,926 --> 00:54:01,341 To your rehearsal. 725 00:54:06,035 --> 00:54:08,245 Oh okay, where should I go? 726 00:54:31,233 --> 00:54:32,441 - See you guys. 727 00:54:47,663 --> 00:54:50,079 Oh-ho-ho, my audience of one. 728 00:54:51,460 --> 00:54:54,118 - You know, I had assumed you played the guitar. 729 00:54:54,118 --> 00:54:56,948 - Yeah well, assumption is a trap. 730 00:55:00,227 --> 00:55:01,988 I also do play guitar. 731 00:55:03,300 --> 00:55:04,301 - I knew it. 732 00:55:12,895 --> 00:55:15,726 Why did you move to Boston? 733 00:55:15,726 --> 00:55:17,486 - I like the winters. 734 00:55:18,522 --> 00:55:21,041 - Nobody likes the winters. 735 00:55:21,041 --> 00:55:23,320 Even the Eskimos are lying. 736 00:55:24,769 --> 00:55:28,877 - Spot opened up to play, and I needed a change of scenery. 737 00:55:32,087 --> 00:55:32,915 - Boring. 738 00:55:33,951 --> 00:55:36,125 - Sorry to disappoint you. 739 00:55:38,231 --> 00:55:40,440 - I'll find a way to go on. 740 00:55:42,925 --> 00:55:45,065 - So tell me your jokes. 741 00:55:45,065 --> 00:55:46,653 - My jokes? 742 00:55:46,653 --> 00:55:48,966 - Yeah, your act or whatever you like to call it. 743 00:55:48,966 --> 00:55:49,794 - Ooh, no. 744 00:55:50,933 --> 00:55:52,521 Cardinal sin, dude. 745 00:55:53,557 --> 00:55:54,385 It's like. 746 00:55:56,422 --> 00:55:57,699 You can't ask that, 747 00:55:57,699 --> 00:56:01,323 it'd be like me asking you to play right now. 748 00:56:01,323 --> 00:56:03,912 - I got no problem with that. 749 00:56:03,912 --> 00:56:05,569 - Fine, bad example. 750 00:56:16,959 --> 00:56:18,375 - See? 751 00:56:18,375 --> 00:56:20,515 Now I'm a proper audience. 752 00:56:23,138 --> 00:56:24,519 - Okay, well it doesn't. 753 00:56:24,519 --> 00:56:26,659 I can't just do it, it doesn't work like that. 754 00:56:26,659 --> 00:56:29,213 - Well how does it work? 755 00:56:29,213 --> 00:56:31,146 - Why are you so on me about this? 756 00:56:31,146 --> 00:56:33,942 - Why are you so defensive? 757 00:56:33,942 --> 00:56:35,668 - Okay. 758 00:56:35,668 --> 00:56:37,290 - Aw come on, you're that easily upset? 759 00:56:37,290 --> 00:56:38,602 - I'm not upset. 760 00:56:42,847 --> 00:56:44,608 - Have you ever done it? 761 00:56:44,608 --> 00:56:46,230 - Done what? 762 00:56:46,230 --> 00:56:48,888 - Stood up on stage and perform? 763 00:56:57,414 --> 00:56:58,276 - No. 764 00:57:03,834 --> 00:57:04,938 - Stay there. 765 00:57:11,186 --> 00:57:13,360 See, now you're not alone. 766 00:57:15,293 --> 00:57:16,363 - Very funny. 767 00:57:19,574 --> 00:57:21,507 - What are you afraid of? 768 00:57:21,507 --> 00:57:23,923 - I'm not afraid of anything. 769 00:57:25,372 --> 00:57:26,857 - Now who's lying? 770 00:57:56,956 --> 00:57:58,613 You look miles away. 771 00:58:04,411 --> 00:58:06,413 Can I ask you something? 772 00:58:08,485 --> 00:58:10,245 If going up on stage is so hard for you, 773 00:58:10,245 --> 00:58:12,178 why do you wanna do it? 774 00:58:16,769 --> 00:58:19,634 - I don't think I know anything else. 775 00:58:19,634 --> 00:58:23,085 - 'Cause of your dad or something? 776 00:58:24,570 --> 00:58:27,089 - My mom says I look like him. 777 00:58:28,470 --> 00:58:29,609 It's the eyes. 778 00:58:31,646 --> 00:58:33,510 We have the same eyes. 779 00:58:35,719 --> 00:58:37,997 - Was she a comedian? 780 00:58:37,997 --> 00:58:39,239 - No. 781 00:58:39,239 --> 00:58:42,001 No, my mom was a cocktail waitress. 782 00:58:43,209 --> 00:58:44,486 Guess how they met? 783 00:58:44,486 --> 00:58:45,901 - That old chestnut. 784 00:58:45,901 --> 00:58:46,730 - And how. 785 00:58:47,972 --> 00:58:50,147 What are you parents like? 786 00:58:51,528 --> 00:58:53,875 - What were my parents like? 787 00:58:57,326 --> 00:59:01,261 My father was also a musician, trumpet. 788 00:59:01,261 --> 00:59:02,918 He taught, he wrote. 789 00:59:04,092 --> 00:59:07,405 I think a little part of him was tortured. 790 00:59:12,928 --> 00:59:15,759 And my mom left when I was six, 791 00:59:15,759 --> 00:59:17,830 so I never really got to know her. 792 00:59:17,830 --> 00:59:18,762 - She left? 793 00:59:19,659 --> 00:59:20,522 - Mm-hm. 794 00:59:22,317 --> 00:59:24,284 She said she was gonna do some shopping, 795 00:59:24,284 --> 00:59:26,286 and she never came back. 796 00:59:27,598 --> 00:59:29,048 - Where'd she go? 797 00:59:30,843 --> 00:59:32,120 - I don't know. 798 00:59:34,260 --> 00:59:36,434 I spent a long, long time looking for her, 799 00:59:36,434 --> 00:59:40,162 and trying to figure out why she left. 800 00:59:40,162 --> 00:59:42,579 I needed an answer, but over time, 801 00:59:42,579 --> 00:59:46,721 I found out that sometimes no answer is an answer. 802 00:59:49,551 --> 00:59:51,380 - I fucking hate that. 803 00:59:52,623 --> 00:59:54,798 No answer is just selfish. 804 01:00:10,020 --> 01:00:11,953 - So is Ali a nickname? 805 01:00:12,988 --> 01:00:15,266 Can I get the full version? 806 01:00:16,509 --> 01:00:17,337 - Alma. 807 01:00:19,029 --> 01:00:22,929 - You don't usually get Ali from Alma. 808 01:00:22,929 --> 01:00:25,622 - You don't usually get an Alma. 809 01:00:29,591 --> 01:00:32,836 - I like it, it's pretty, it suits you. 810 01:00:34,631 --> 01:00:37,288 - Maybe I don't wanna be pretty. 811 01:04:20,960 --> 01:04:23,307 You had a lot of adventures. 812 01:04:24,930 --> 01:04:25,792 - Pardon? 813 01:04:26,863 --> 01:04:29,003 - I saw your photo albums. 814 01:04:31,281 --> 01:04:33,179 - That was nosy of you. 815 01:04:36,148 --> 01:04:39,047 - You seemed really happy in the photos. 816 01:04:39,047 --> 01:04:40,738 - Yes, I did. 817 01:04:43,224 --> 01:04:46,054 - Saying you weren't really happy? 818 01:04:47,573 --> 01:04:51,853 - You were looking at the photos, what do you think? 819 01:04:51,853 --> 01:04:53,406 - I think you were. 820 01:04:54,821 --> 01:04:57,410 You just don't want to admit it to yourself. 821 01:04:57,410 --> 01:04:58,929 - Oh? 822 01:04:58,929 --> 01:04:59,792 - Mm-hm. 823 01:05:04,210 --> 01:05:07,386 - I was happy in many of those photos. 824 01:05:08,559 --> 01:05:12,943 But often, I was lonely and sad in them, too. 825 01:05:12,943 --> 01:05:16,636 I like to think I had a good picture-taking face. 826 01:05:16,636 --> 01:05:19,122 I was good at taking pictures. 827 01:05:21,331 --> 01:05:23,505 Why do you wanna be funny? 828 01:05:24,610 --> 01:05:26,508 - I can't help what I am. 829 01:05:26,508 --> 01:05:28,510 - What you are is cocky. 830 01:05:33,377 --> 01:05:34,206 - My dad. 831 01:05:35,655 --> 01:05:38,072 My dad was a comedian. 832 01:05:38,072 --> 01:05:39,418 - Was? 833 01:05:39,418 --> 01:05:40,315 - Dead. 834 01:05:40,315 --> 01:05:41,972 - Ooh, sorry. 835 01:05:41,972 --> 01:05:43,215 - It's a long time ago. 836 01:05:43,215 --> 01:05:46,114 - And you take after him? 837 01:05:46,114 --> 01:05:46,943 - I guess. 838 01:05:46,943 --> 01:05:48,116 - Not your mother. 839 01:05:48,116 --> 01:05:50,705 - No, not at all. 840 01:05:50,705 --> 01:05:53,604 - You don't like her. 841 01:05:53,604 --> 01:05:55,537 - I can't relate to her. 842 01:05:55,537 --> 01:05:57,954 She doesn't make any sense to me. 843 01:05:57,954 --> 01:06:00,887 It's like we're two different animals. 844 01:06:00,887 --> 01:06:02,096 - That must've been difficult 845 01:06:02,096 --> 01:06:05,720 growing up with a mother you don't understand. 846 01:06:05,720 --> 01:06:07,618 - Well I didn't say I don't understand her. 847 01:06:07,618 --> 01:06:09,034 - You didn't have to. 848 01:06:09,034 --> 01:06:12,209 Never underestimate the power mothers have 849 01:06:12,209 --> 01:06:14,556 over their children's lives. 850 01:06:16,558 --> 01:06:20,735 - My mother really had much power, so I think I'm good. 851 01:06:21,978 --> 01:06:23,807 - Hm, maybe that's it, then. 852 01:06:23,807 --> 01:06:26,844 Maybe that's what scares you. 853 01:06:26,844 --> 01:06:28,881 - You think I'm scared of becoming my mother? 854 01:06:28,881 --> 01:06:33,161 - No, I think you're scared because you know you won't. 855 01:06:33,161 --> 01:06:35,612 You're gonna be a woman who was nothing like her mother, 856 01:06:35,612 --> 01:06:37,476 and that just means that everything about adulthood 857 01:06:37,476 --> 01:06:38,649 is an unknown. 858 01:06:40,099 --> 01:06:41,238 You didn't see an example of it 859 01:06:41,238 --> 01:06:43,171 that looked or felt like you, 860 01:06:43,171 --> 01:06:47,762 and that means you're doing everything yourself, first hand. 861 01:06:47,762 --> 01:06:50,627 You're re-learning what it means to be female 862 01:06:50,627 --> 01:06:55,011 because you couldn't be like the person presented to you. 863 01:06:55,011 --> 01:06:56,495 You want to be like your father, 864 01:06:56,495 --> 01:06:59,636 but you can't be your father because you're not a man. 865 01:06:59,636 --> 01:07:01,500 That's what scares you. 866 01:07:02,949 --> 01:07:04,365 - It's bullshit. 867 01:07:04,365 --> 01:07:05,676 You know, I'm just taking my check. 868 01:07:05,676 --> 01:07:08,334 - Oh, so it's okay to dig into my life, 869 01:07:08,334 --> 01:07:11,682 but you know, we touch on yours, and someone gets mad. 870 01:07:11,682 --> 01:07:13,029 - Sorry I asked. 871 01:07:21,382 --> 01:07:23,280 - What's good, mama? 872 01:07:23,280 --> 01:07:24,488 - If I hear this act one more time, 873 01:07:24,488 --> 01:07:26,766 I'm gonna blow my brains out, so that's. 874 01:07:26,766 --> 01:07:28,665 - I've got a surprise for you. 875 01:07:28,665 --> 01:07:29,907 - I'm not in the mood. 876 01:07:29,907 --> 01:07:33,221 - Trust me, you're gonna wanna see this. 877 01:07:44,094 --> 01:07:46,510 - What am I looking at? 878 01:07:46,510 --> 01:07:48,788 - That's Joan's ex-husband. 879 01:07:49,720 --> 01:07:51,584 - What, where? 880 01:07:51,584 --> 01:07:54,415 - And that lady is their neighbor. 881 01:07:55,450 --> 01:07:57,038 - No shit. 882 01:07:57,038 --> 01:07:58,212 - Insane, right? 883 01:07:58,212 --> 01:08:01,249 Left her for the lady across the street. 884 01:08:01,249 --> 01:08:03,355 - They live across the street? 885 01:08:03,355 --> 01:08:06,703 - Nah, they moved to some new house in Concord or something, 886 01:08:06,703 --> 01:08:08,153 but it's rough. 887 01:08:08,153 --> 01:08:10,155 They were married for like 35 years or something. 888 01:08:10,155 --> 01:08:12,433 And one day he just dipped. 889 01:08:17,334 --> 01:08:19,025 Where are you going? 890 01:09:35,205 --> 01:09:38,726 Hmm, well she's smart, I'll give her that. 891 01:09:39,623 --> 01:09:41,004 - I think you're obsessed. 892 01:09:41,004 --> 01:09:42,316 - I'm not obsessed. 893 01:09:42,316 --> 01:09:44,214 - You read her entire back catalog. 894 01:09:44,214 --> 01:09:45,457 - Well I just. 895 01:09:45,457 --> 01:09:46,872 I just want to know what happened to her. 896 01:09:46,872 --> 01:09:48,770 I wanna know why she's so angry. 897 01:09:48,770 --> 01:09:50,013 - You're angry. 898 01:09:51,152 --> 01:09:52,360 - It's a different kind of angry. 899 01:09:52,360 --> 01:09:53,568 - Hm. 900 01:09:53,568 --> 01:09:56,675 - She's so set in her ways, she's just. 901 01:09:58,021 --> 01:09:59,264 She's not justified, 902 01:09:59,264 --> 01:10:00,403 she's already done all the things in her life 903 01:10:00,403 --> 01:10:01,576 she wants to do. 904 01:10:01,576 --> 01:10:04,476 - She's got some years on you. 905 01:10:04,476 --> 01:10:05,304 - Yeah. 906 01:10:08,204 --> 01:10:10,102 You know what else I saw today? 907 01:10:10,102 --> 01:10:11,690 - What? 908 01:10:11,690 --> 01:10:15,418 - There's an open mic night at the school, 909 01:10:15,418 --> 01:10:16,867 it's like a student thing. 910 01:10:16,867 --> 01:10:18,869 - Oh, daring to be bold. 911 01:10:20,146 --> 01:10:21,044 - Possibly. 912 01:10:22,218 --> 01:10:25,497 - And when is this possible open mic? 913 01:10:25,497 --> 01:10:27,084 - Possibly next Thursday. 914 01:10:27,084 --> 01:10:29,259 - And what if I were to possibly show up at this thing, 915 01:10:29,259 --> 01:10:32,883 would you find that to be supportive? 916 01:10:32,883 --> 01:10:36,128 - Possibly. 917 01:10:40,822 --> 01:10:43,411 - Ah shit, I have a wedding. 918 01:10:43,411 --> 01:10:44,688 - On a Thursday? 919 01:10:44,688 --> 01:10:48,140 - Yeah, I don't book 'em, I just play them. 920 01:10:49,521 --> 01:10:51,488 - It's okay, I wasn't gonna do it anyway. 921 01:10:51,488 --> 01:10:52,972 It's just a dumb student thing. 922 01:10:52,972 --> 01:10:55,734 - No, but it's your dumb student thing. 923 01:10:55,734 --> 01:10:56,700 - Thanks a bunch. 924 01:10:56,700 --> 01:10:58,046 - No, you know what I mean. 925 01:10:58,046 --> 01:10:59,565 I'll find a way to be there. 926 01:10:59,565 --> 01:11:00,808 - Come on, you gotta get up there, 927 01:11:00,808 --> 01:11:01,809 you gotta show 'em you got some moxie. 928 01:11:01,809 --> 01:11:03,293 - Moxie. 929 01:11:03,293 --> 01:11:05,261 Easy there, coach. 930 01:11:05,261 --> 01:11:06,710 - Yeah, well if you don't do it, 931 01:11:06,710 --> 01:11:09,092 I'm gonna give you shit about it until you're dead. 932 01:11:09,092 --> 01:11:11,267 - Oh you're so loving. 933 01:11:11,267 --> 01:11:12,440 - Mm-hm. - You're so kind, aw. 934 01:11:12,440 --> 01:11:14,062 - I'm a pusher man. 935 01:11:19,689 --> 01:11:21,691 - Top five, go. 936 01:11:21,691 --> 01:11:25,281 - Pryor, Hicks, Carlin, Dangerfield, Lewis. 937 01:11:27,283 --> 01:11:29,285 - Fuck, Lewis, I should've had him in mine. 938 01:11:29,285 --> 01:11:32,598 - All right, I'll give you Dangerfield and Pryor, 939 01:11:32,598 --> 01:11:34,186 but you're missing Eddie Murphy, man. 940 01:11:34,186 --> 01:11:36,464 - No wait, we're doing pre-'86, right? 941 01:11:36,464 --> 01:11:37,603 - Eddie Murphy was pre-'86. 942 01:11:37,603 --> 01:11:39,053 - No. - Yes. 943 01:11:39,053 --> 01:11:41,745 His first album, uh, Delirious. 944 01:11:41,745 --> 01:11:44,300 - Delirious, yeah, yeah. 945 01:11:44,300 --> 01:11:47,613 - Eddie Murphy, 1983, read and weep. 946 01:11:47,613 --> 01:11:49,235 - Okay, I'm changing mine now. 947 01:11:49,235 --> 01:11:53,309 If we're doing pre-'86, Adrian Herring. 948 01:11:53,309 --> 01:11:54,206 - Love him. 949 01:11:54,206 --> 01:11:55,690 - Who? 950 01:11:55,690 --> 01:11:56,657 - Adrian Herring. 951 01:11:56,657 --> 01:11:58,969 Seriously how do you not know? 952 01:11:58,969 --> 01:12:01,351 That guy was like the comedy king of Boston. 953 01:12:01,351 --> 01:12:03,940 - That dude was the man. 954 01:12:03,940 --> 01:12:04,768 - RIP. 955 01:12:06,425 --> 01:12:08,324 - Didn't he die in a car accident or something? 956 01:12:08,324 --> 01:12:09,325 - I'm lookin' it up. 957 01:12:09,325 --> 01:12:10,602 - No, I remember him now. 958 01:12:10,602 --> 01:12:11,982 He had cancer. 959 01:12:11,982 --> 01:12:13,605 - Heroin. 960 01:12:13,605 --> 01:12:15,641 - That's right, it was a heroin overdose. 961 01:12:15,641 --> 01:12:18,334 This guy was a secret smack addict for years. 962 01:12:18,334 --> 01:12:19,335 - What an idiot. 963 01:12:19,335 --> 01:12:20,543 - Hey, have some respect. 964 01:12:20,543 --> 01:12:23,269 - Why, that guy had everything, he was huge, 965 01:12:23,269 --> 01:12:25,341 and he threw it all away. 966 01:12:29,103 --> 01:12:33,072 - You let them talk that way about your papa? 967 01:12:33,072 --> 01:12:34,522 - She speaks? 968 01:12:34,522 --> 01:12:36,110 - Wait, whose papa? 969 01:12:37,905 --> 01:12:38,906 - Holy shit. 970 01:12:40,356 --> 01:12:41,840 - What? 971 01:12:41,840 --> 01:12:43,600 - Dude, it's the eyes. 972 01:12:43,600 --> 01:12:45,878 It's the fucking eyes. 973 01:12:45,878 --> 01:12:48,640 - Will someone tell me what is going on? 974 01:12:48,640 --> 01:12:51,159 - That's his daughter, stupid. 975 01:12:55,750 --> 01:12:57,890 - It's the voice. 976 01:12:57,890 --> 01:13:00,376 You got the same voice as him. 977 01:13:01,791 --> 01:13:04,241 - Why didn't you tell us you were royalty? 978 01:13:04,241 --> 01:13:05,381 - I'm not. 979 01:13:05,381 --> 01:13:06,692 - The fuck you aren't. 980 01:13:06,692 --> 01:13:08,487 My dad sells tires, all right? 981 01:13:08,487 --> 01:13:09,971 I work at a 7-Eleven. 982 01:13:09,971 --> 01:13:11,387 You're the daughter of a comedy legend. 983 01:13:11,387 --> 01:13:13,561 What are you doing in this class, 984 01:13:13,561 --> 01:13:16,184 this shit's in your blood man. 985 01:13:16,184 --> 01:13:18,704 - What are you doing in this class. 986 01:13:18,704 --> 01:13:19,981 - You say one more word to me, 987 01:13:19,981 --> 01:13:21,638 and I'm gonna kick your teeth down your throat. 988 01:13:24,365 --> 01:13:25,849 - My children, my children, 989 01:13:25,849 --> 01:13:29,094 I hope you're all hungry for the verse. 990 01:13:29,094 --> 01:13:31,027 - Ali, leaving so soon? 991 01:13:32,062 --> 01:13:33,305 - Come on, Ali, don't go. 992 01:13:33,305 --> 01:13:35,238 - Ali, I'll talk about my dad, too. 993 01:13:35,238 --> 01:13:36,377 He's weird as shit. 994 01:13:36,377 --> 01:13:37,309 - Mine, too. 995 01:13:37,309 --> 01:13:38,655 We all have weird dads, 996 01:13:38,655 --> 01:13:40,795 that's like a prerequisite for this class. 997 01:13:40,795 --> 01:13:42,797 Own your weird dad shit. 998 01:13:44,730 --> 01:13:47,492 - You can all go fuck yourselves. 999 01:14:52,488 --> 01:14:54,731 - You look different today. 1000 01:14:55,629 --> 01:14:57,872 - The bedroom's finished. 1001 01:14:57,872 --> 01:14:59,633 What do you want me to do next? 1002 01:14:59,633 --> 01:15:01,497 - You can do this room. 1003 01:15:02,636 --> 01:15:04,810 - There's hardly anything in here. 1004 01:15:04,810 --> 01:15:08,987 - Well you can start with these and put them in the box. 1005 01:15:23,311 --> 01:15:24,727 Who made you cry? 1006 01:15:25,831 --> 01:15:26,660 - No one. 1007 01:15:30,836 --> 01:15:34,184 - So I take it they haven't made you funny, yet. 1008 01:15:34,184 --> 01:15:36,359 Pity, I was looking forward to hearing a joke. 1009 01:15:36,359 --> 01:15:38,154 - Well I don't have any jokes, okay? 1010 01:15:38,154 --> 01:15:40,156 I don't have anything to say, I've got nothing. 1011 01:15:40,156 --> 01:15:42,468 I just wanna sit here and not think 1012 01:15:42,468 --> 01:15:43,884 and then get out of here. 1013 01:15:43,884 --> 01:15:45,126 - Then where are you gonna go? 1014 01:15:45,126 --> 01:15:46,611 - I don't know. 1015 01:15:46,611 --> 01:15:47,853 Out. 1016 01:15:47,853 --> 01:15:48,785 - That gonna make you feel better? 1017 01:15:48,785 --> 01:15:51,132 - Will you stop doing that? 1018 01:15:51,132 --> 01:15:52,617 Stop examining me. 1019 01:15:54,204 --> 01:15:56,103 I'm not one of the people in your book, okay? 1020 01:15:56,103 --> 01:15:57,863 You just can't study me. 1021 01:15:57,863 --> 01:16:00,107 - Of course I can. 1022 01:16:00,107 --> 01:16:02,350 I've studied everyone, you're not different. 1023 01:16:02,350 --> 01:16:04,214 - Oh, so you're gonna teach me about life or something? 1024 01:16:04,214 --> 01:16:05,077 Is that it? 1025 01:16:05,077 --> 01:16:06,216 Are you the alchemist? 1026 01:16:06,216 --> 01:16:08,460 - Finish the book. 1027 01:16:08,460 --> 01:16:10,186 - Finish the book, yeah, yeah, I know. 1028 01:16:10,186 --> 01:16:14,293 You're making me like it less and less, you know. 1029 01:16:15,363 --> 01:16:17,952 I read your articles, you know? 1030 01:16:17,952 --> 01:16:19,436 You're very smart, 1031 01:16:19,436 --> 01:16:22,301 you don't need to keep shoving it down my throat. 1032 01:16:22,301 --> 01:16:24,614 I don't think I need to finish your one and only book 1033 01:16:24,614 --> 01:16:26,685 to get what you're about. 1034 01:16:31,690 --> 01:16:35,867 - Finish this room and then you can go home for the day. 1035 01:17:29,334 --> 01:17:30,646 - What the fuck? 1036 01:17:41,795 --> 01:17:44,660 - Oh good, you finished it. 1037 01:17:44,660 --> 01:17:46,178 - Yeah, lady. 1038 01:17:46,178 --> 01:17:47,732 Lady, I thought you were just standard crazy, 1039 01:17:47,732 --> 01:17:52,668 but now I realize that you are the deluxe version. 1040 01:17:52,668 --> 01:17:53,772 What is this? 1041 01:17:59,364 --> 01:18:00,606 I see now for the first time 1042 01:18:00,606 --> 01:18:02,574 that solely looking through the others 1043 01:18:02,574 --> 01:18:05,128 has left me blind to my own heart. 1044 01:18:05,128 --> 01:18:07,510 I have shut myself up living inside the minds of those 1045 01:18:07,510 --> 01:18:09,201 I've spent so long trying to understand 1046 01:18:09,201 --> 01:18:12,411 that I've begun to feel disconnected from my own life. 1047 01:18:12,411 --> 01:18:14,655 I imagine this is what Dorothy felt like 1048 01:18:14,655 --> 01:18:17,244 realizing everything she wanted was in her own backyard. 1049 01:18:17,244 --> 01:18:19,556 If only she'd looked around to see it. 1050 01:18:19,556 --> 01:18:23,043 It was always there waiting, looking back. 1051 01:18:24,147 --> 01:18:25,666 So that's it. 1052 01:18:25,666 --> 01:18:29,808 You spent seven years and like 500 pages to figure out 1053 01:18:29,808 --> 01:18:33,881 that studying other people taught you nothing. 1054 01:18:33,881 --> 01:18:35,400 - So you liked it? 1055 01:18:36,815 --> 01:18:39,300 - Did you just take your meds? 1056 01:18:39,300 --> 01:18:41,026 - Sit down. 1057 01:18:41,026 --> 01:18:42,096 Oh, sit down. 1058 01:18:48,551 --> 01:18:49,863 When I was your age. 1059 01:18:49,863 --> 01:18:50,795 - Oh Jesus. 1060 01:18:52,555 --> 01:18:54,281 - Do you want an explanation or not? 1061 01:18:54,281 --> 01:18:55,109 - Yeah. 1062 01:18:56,317 --> 01:18:59,976 - When I was your age, I had a dream, a fantasy. 1063 01:19:01,081 --> 01:19:04,153 I dreamed of being a scientist. 1064 01:19:04,153 --> 01:19:05,982 I dreamed of traveling the world 1065 01:19:05,982 --> 01:19:10,159 and immersing myself in other people, in other cultures. 1066 01:19:11,608 --> 01:19:16,096 I would watch them, and I would learn about them, 1067 01:19:16,096 --> 01:19:18,857 and I would understand them. 1068 01:19:18,857 --> 01:19:21,135 People, all of the people. 1069 01:19:21,135 --> 01:19:24,000 I would figure out what made them tick. 1070 01:19:24,000 --> 01:19:28,177 I saw a beautiful, interesting, fascinating life before me. 1071 01:19:33,734 --> 01:19:36,530 And then, I got to the end of my research, 1072 01:19:36,530 --> 01:19:39,844 and I realized that I felt like a fraud. 1073 01:19:44,745 --> 01:19:47,541 I had been preaching about connection and vulnerability 1074 01:19:47,541 --> 01:19:51,234 but I didn't have those things in my life. 1075 01:19:51,234 --> 01:19:53,719 I had avoided being present in my own life, 1076 01:19:53,719 --> 01:19:57,862 in my own experiences, controlling and predicting, 1077 01:19:59,864 --> 01:20:01,382 that was my world. 1078 01:20:04,075 --> 01:20:05,904 And so I made the decision to try to change 1079 01:20:05,904 --> 01:20:09,666 to try to follow what I had witnessed to be true. 1080 01:20:09,666 --> 01:20:11,737 Vulnerability is crucial. 1081 01:20:14,706 --> 01:20:17,088 And I did change for a while. 1082 01:20:19,918 --> 01:20:21,437 But then little by little, 1083 01:20:21,437 --> 01:20:25,061 I fell back into old habits, old ways of doing things. 1084 01:20:26,511 --> 01:20:28,754 More comfortable, familiar. 1085 01:20:31,999 --> 01:20:36,176 And in the end, I cheated myself out of real love. 1086 01:20:41,043 --> 01:20:43,045 Being present in one's life, 1087 01:20:43,045 --> 01:20:45,116 being seen in one's life, 1088 01:20:46,600 --> 01:20:48,774 that makes us vulnerable, and it's terrifying, 1089 01:20:48,774 --> 01:20:50,155 but you've got to do it. 1090 01:20:50,155 --> 01:20:52,433 Otherwise you end up alone. 1091 01:20:54,021 --> 01:20:55,574 - So you just, you wrote a whole book 1092 01:20:55,574 --> 01:21:00,269 just to tell people not to bother with each other. 1093 01:21:00,269 --> 01:21:02,202 - I wrote the book because I wanted to teach people 1094 01:21:02,202 --> 01:21:04,273 about connection, but the truth is, 1095 01:21:04,273 --> 01:21:06,654 you cannot lose yourself in other people 1096 01:21:06,654 --> 01:21:09,554 without ultimately coming up empty, 1097 01:21:10,727 --> 01:21:14,524 feeling like you're not really there. 1098 01:21:14,524 --> 01:21:16,872 You're living life at arm's length, 1099 01:21:16,872 --> 01:21:19,012 and the stories you wanna tell, they don't feel real 1100 01:21:19,012 --> 01:21:23,533 because you're not living in the essence of them. 1101 01:21:23,533 --> 01:21:27,227 You should know that, you're a storyteller. 1102 01:21:27,227 --> 01:21:29,988 - Yeah, but I don't live my life 1103 01:21:29,988 --> 01:21:32,163 by observing other people. 1104 01:21:33,854 --> 01:21:37,547 - Isn't general observation the basis of most comedy? 1105 01:21:37,547 --> 01:21:38,341 - Yeah. 1106 01:21:39,204 --> 01:21:40,033 - So. 1107 01:21:42,863 --> 01:21:44,071 Did you ever stop to think 1108 01:21:44,071 --> 01:21:46,902 that maybe you and I do the same thing? 1109 01:21:46,902 --> 01:21:48,834 - No, I don't. 1110 01:21:48,834 --> 01:21:52,114 - Okay, let me ask you this, then. 1111 01:21:52,114 --> 01:21:55,186 Why did you wanna read this book in the first place? 1112 01:21:55,186 --> 01:21:56,773 And more importantly, why are you so angry 1113 01:21:56,773 --> 01:21:58,361 at the way it ends? 1114 01:22:04,436 --> 01:22:06,162 - I'm not doing this. 1115 01:22:07,992 --> 01:22:09,372 - That's a good idea. 1116 01:22:09,372 --> 01:22:10,926 Go and sleep on it. 1117 01:22:28,564 --> 01:22:29,979 - Are you looking for Sean? 1118 01:22:29,979 --> 01:22:31,636 - Yeah. 1119 01:22:31,636 --> 01:22:34,570 - I just saw him leave with his sister. 1120 01:22:34,570 --> 01:22:35,674 - His sister. 1121 01:23:18,579 --> 01:23:21,237 - Uh, but it's been really hard. 1122 01:23:22,859 --> 01:23:26,311 - Well, I'm here for you. 1123 01:23:26,311 --> 01:23:27,864 I really am. 1124 01:23:27,864 --> 01:23:29,245 - Really? 1125 01:23:38,668 --> 01:23:39,497 Promise? 1126 01:23:40,567 --> 01:23:41,395 - Yes. 1127 01:23:52,958 --> 01:23:54,546 Hey, sorry. 1128 01:23:54,546 --> 01:23:55,858 - Where were you? 1129 01:23:55,858 --> 01:23:56,721 - I had a wedding. 1130 01:23:56,721 --> 01:23:57,756 - All day? 1131 01:23:57,756 --> 01:23:59,137 - Yeah, I don't know, I just. 1132 01:23:59,137 --> 01:24:01,553 - You're up next. 1133 01:24:01,553 --> 01:24:03,210 - Shit. - Come on, come on. 1134 01:24:03,210 --> 01:24:04,073 You'll be fine. 1135 01:24:04,073 --> 01:24:05,178 - Okay. 1136 01:24:08,319 --> 01:24:10,838 - Give it up for Andy Holiday. 1137 01:24:15,257 --> 01:24:17,052 Up next we have Ali. 1138 01:24:17,052 --> 01:24:18,536 Take it away, Ali. 1139 01:25:04,892 --> 01:25:05,893 - I'm sorry. 1140 01:25:17,353 --> 01:25:18,285 - Hey. 1141 01:25:18,285 --> 01:25:19,769 - Why did you make me do that? 1142 01:25:19,769 --> 01:25:21,633 I wasn't ready, you knew I wasn't ready. 1143 01:25:21,633 --> 01:25:22,565 - I didn't make you do anything, 1144 01:25:22,565 --> 01:25:23,877 and I'm glad you went up there, 1145 01:25:23,877 --> 01:25:25,327 even if it was just for a second. 1146 01:25:25,327 --> 01:25:28,951 - You don't even know what you're talking about. 1147 01:25:30,159 --> 01:25:33,197 Everybody says it's in my blood. 1148 01:25:33,197 --> 01:25:34,508 - What? 1149 01:25:34,508 --> 01:25:37,649 - Everybody says it's in my blood. 1150 01:25:37,649 --> 01:25:38,995 But you know what else is in my blood? 1151 01:25:38,995 --> 01:25:41,377 Fucking crazy is in my blood. 1152 01:25:42,861 --> 01:25:46,244 You know, it's just like I'm a fucking ticking time bomb. 1153 01:25:46,244 --> 01:25:47,763 Everybody sees it when they look at me, 1154 01:25:47,763 --> 01:25:51,939 it's like it's in my veins, and they just know it. 1155 01:25:54,149 --> 01:25:58,014 I used to watch him do this shit all the time. 1156 01:25:59,499 --> 01:26:01,052 I would sit in the back of those clubs, 1157 01:26:01,052 --> 01:26:04,883 and I would watch him, night after night, just exhausted. 1158 01:26:07,127 --> 01:26:09,025 And tormented and sick. 1159 01:26:11,200 --> 01:26:12,891 Sick of his own act. 1160 01:26:14,341 --> 01:26:18,518 To the point where he hated it, and everyone and everything. 1161 01:26:26,042 --> 01:26:28,390 And the second I open my mouth on that stage, 1162 01:26:28,390 --> 01:26:30,875 I can't take it back. 1163 01:26:30,875 --> 01:26:34,292 'Cause they'll cut me down the same way they cut him down, 1164 01:26:34,292 --> 01:26:36,191 and then I'll go crazy, 1165 01:26:36,191 --> 01:26:37,813 and I'll lock myself in the bathroom, 1166 01:26:37,813 --> 01:26:41,196 and I'll shoot myself up and I'll die. 1167 01:26:41,196 --> 01:26:43,991 And everybody will talk about how fuckin' funny I was 1168 01:26:43,991 --> 01:26:45,890 and what a hero I was and I was the best 1169 01:26:45,890 --> 01:26:48,893 and then they'll forget about me. 1170 01:26:48,893 --> 01:26:51,723 Same way they forgot about my dad. 1171 01:26:56,418 --> 01:26:57,729 - I don't understand why you're determined 1172 01:26:57,729 --> 01:27:00,456 to assign yourself the same fate. 1173 01:27:08,188 --> 01:27:11,053 - Was that really your sister? 1174 01:27:11,053 --> 01:27:12,227 - What? 1175 01:27:13,607 --> 01:27:17,301 - Who you had lunch with, was that your sister? 1176 01:27:17,301 --> 01:27:20,062 - You followin' me around now? 1177 01:27:20,062 --> 01:27:23,099 - Just answer the question, Sean. 1178 01:27:23,099 --> 01:27:25,412 - Of course she's my sister. 1179 01:27:27,103 --> 01:27:27,966 - What's her name? 1180 01:27:27,966 --> 01:27:29,244 - Emily. 1181 01:27:31,246 --> 01:27:33,593 - How come I don't know her. 1182 01:27:35,698 --> 01:27:37,769 And why is there still nothing in your fucking apartment? 1183 01:27:37,769 --> 01:27:39,633 I mean, is this just a temporary thing? 1184 01:27:39,633 --> 01:27:41,394 Are you leaving soon? 1185 01:27:43,568 --> 01:27:45,432 - You know what, you do sound crazy. 1186 01:27:45,432 --> 01:27:47,814 - Oh, thank you for your honestly. 1187 01:27:47,814 --> 01:27:49,264 - She's in rehab. 1188 01:27:51,196 --> 01:27:53,302 My sister's in rehab. 1189 01:27:53,302 --> 01:27:56,926 But given your sensitivity on this subject of addiction, 1190 01:27:56,926 --> 01:27:58,928 I didn't think it was a good time to tell you, 1191 01:27:58,928 --> 01:28:02,311 and honestly, I wasn't ready to tell you. 1192 01:28:02,311 --> 01:28:03,692 And there's nothing in my apartment 1193 01:28:03,692 --> 01:28:06,936 because it was her apartment that I moved into 1194 01:28:06,936 --> 01:28:09,836 shortly before her life fell apart. 1195 01:28:12,321 --> 01:28:15,290 And I had to help her sell all her stuff, 1196 01:28:15,290 --> 01:28:19,121 so that she could pay for her treatment, 1197 01:28:19,121 --> 01:28:20,433 and I know it's shocking for you 1198 01:28:20,433 --> 01:28:22,814 that someone could have some pain in their life 1199 01:28:22,814 --> 01:28:25,990 other than you, but that's what it is. 1200 01:28:33,238 --> 01:28:37,381 Why are you so desperate to find a reason not to trust me? 1201 01:28:40,453 --> 01:28:43,179 - 'Cause I don't fucking know you. 1202 01:28:43,179 --> 01:28:44,491 You've been her for what, six weeks? 1203 01:28:44,491 --> 01:28:46,597 I'm just, you can't fix me, okay? 1204 01:28:46,597 --> 01:28:50,463 I'm sorry, I'm really sorry about your sister, I am, 1205 01:28:50,463 --> 01:28:53,017 but you can't help me, too. 1206 01:28:53,017 --> 01:28:54,225 You know, I just don't, 1207 01:28:54,225 --> 01:28:55,882 I don't think that this is such a good idea. 1208 01:28:55,882 --> 01:28:57,849 - Yeah, well I don't like yelling in parking lots either. 1209 01:28:57,849 --> 01:28:59,299 - No, this, us. 1210 01:28:59,299 --> 01:29:03,061 I don't that this, I don't think that this is a good idea. 1211 01:29:16,834 --> 01:29:19,008 - Do you really mean that? 1212 01:29:27,914 --> 01:29:30,468 I'm sorry about your father 1213 01:29:30,468 --> 01:29:32,470 and I don't pretend to know what that's like, 1214 01:29:32,470 --> 01:29:35,197 but it really doesn't give you license 1215 01:29:35,197 --> 01:29:38,269 to treat the people who care about you 1216 01:29:38,269 --> 01:29:40,202 like they don't matter. 1217 01:29:42,515 --> 01:29:45,034 - I'm sorry you feel that way. 1218 01:29:53,560 --> 01:29:57,461 - I hope you get over this fear you have of being seen. 1219 01:29:57,461 --> 01:30:01,637 And I hope you get up there and you give it your best shot, 1220 01:30:03,536 --> 01:30:05,607 and I hope you're incredibly successful, 1221 01:30:05,607 --> 01:30:08,713 and you get everything that you want. 1222 01:30:11,026 --> 01:30:15,237 And I hope that when you get it, it's enough. 1223 01:30:15,237 --> 01:30:18,792 Because when you do, you're gonna be alone. 1224 01:30:29,389 --> 01:30:31,874 It was nice knowing you, Alma. 1225 01:31:36,076 --> 01:31:36,905 - Hello? 1226 01:31:41,772 --> 01:31:42,600 Joan? 1227 01:31:45,603 --> 01:31:46,466 Hello? 1228 01:31:51,091 --> 01:31:52,092 Hello, Joan? 1229 01:31:58,754 --> 01:31:59,583 Joan! 1230 01:32:08,212 --> 01:32:09,040 Hey. 1231 01:32:10,317 --> 01:32:12,872 - I've been trying to call you. 1232 01:32:16,047 --> 01:32:18,463 - Where's all your stuff? 1233 01:32:18,463 --> 01:32:19,879 - My daughter's place is ready. 1234 01:32:19,879 --> 01:32:21,915 I really don't wanna hang around here 1235 01:32:21,915 --> 01:32:23,538 any longer than I have to. 1236 01:32:23,538 --> 01:32:24,884 - Your daughter? 1237 01:32:26,264 --> 01:32:27,680 - Yeah, she lives in Florida, 1238 01:32:27,680 --> 01:32:30,890 and I'm going to go live with her. 1239 01:32:30,890 --> 01:32:31,718 - Florida? 1240 01:32:33,513 --> 01:32:36,551 But no, no, no you can't move to Florida. 1241 01:32:36,551 --> 01:32:39,381 No nothing about you is Floridian. 1242 01:32:40,485 --> 01:32:44,662 - I'll learn to enjoy pastels. 1243 01:32:44,662 --> 01:32:47,562 - But see, you just hired someone else 1244 01:32:47,562 --> 01:32:50,323 to come take all your stuff away. 1245 01:32:51,738 --> 01:32:53,740 - I left messages saying I needed to leave sooner. 1246 01:32:53,740 --> 01:32:55,431 - No, no you know I wasn't. 1247 01:32:55,431 --> 01:32:58,849 I wasn't done yet, I just needed a little more time, 1248 01:32:58,849 --> 01:33:00,333 and I would have finished, 1249 01:33:00,333 --> 01:33:02,887 but you just decided that I'm done. 1250 01:33:02,887 --> 01:33:05,338 That's really fucked up, you know? 1251 01:33:05,338 --> 01:33:07,789 I really needed this, and you just, 1252 01:33:07,789 --> 01:33:11,551 you can't just throw away a person like that. 1253 01:33:11,551 --> 01:33:12,794 - I can give you the rest of the money. 1254 01:33:12,794 --> 01:33:16,970 - I don't want it, keep it! 1255 01:33:24,391 --> 01:33:26,152 I wasn't ready. 1256 01:33:26,152 --> 01:33:27,671 - Okay, okay. 1257 01:33:27,671 --> 01:33:29,293 Take a deep breath. 1258 01:33:31,778 --> 01:33:32,952 Take a breath. 1259 01:33:34,885 --> 01:33:36,334 - I wasn't ready. 1260 01:33:43,100 --> 01:33:44,273 - I miss this. 1261 01:33:45,412 --> 01:33:48,346 Nobody makes fires in the summer. 1262 01:33:48,346 --> 01:33:50,728 - It's too hot. 1263 01:33:50,728 --> 01:33:52,488 - You feeling better? 1264 01:33:54,387 --> 01:33:55,457 - This helps. 1265 01:34:00,807 --> 01:34:02,706 - Do you want him back? 1266 01:34:06,399 --> 01:34:08,781 - I don't think he'd have me. 1267 01:34:10,368 --> 01:34:11,887 - Mm. 1268 01:34:11,887 --> 01:34:16,064 When my husband left me, I stayed in bed for a month. 1269 01:34:17,859 --> 01:34:19,654 - What made you get out? 1270 01:34:19,654 --> 01:34:20,516 - Surgery. 1271 01:34:26,453 --> 01:34:28,455 - Do you hate him? 1272 01:34:29,318 --> 01:34:30,319 - Some days. 1273 01:34:31,942 --> 01:34:36,118 But if I'm being honest, oh I did a lot of pushing. 1274 01:34:41,676 --> 01:34:44,264 - At least you have your daughter. 1275 01:34:44,264 --> 01:34:47,992 - Hm, well that is a work in progress. 1276 01:34:55,724 --> 01:34:57,830 - Is it true you're writing new book? 1277 01:34:57,830 --> 01:34:59,901 - The internet says 1278 01:34:59,901 --> 01:35:03,007 I've been writing a book for 10 years. 1279 01:35:04,699 --> 01:35:07,598 Do you know the hedgehog's dilemma? 1280 01:35:09,393 --> 01:35:12,707 In the wild, hedgehogs will roll toward each other 1281 01:35:12,707 --> 01:35:15,882 and try to bundle together for warmth, 1282 01:35:17,159 --> 01:35:20,784 but their spines stab into each other, 1283 01:35:20,784 --> 01:35:23,027 and they roll apart because of the pain, 1284 01:35:23,027 --> 01:35:24,408 but then they realize they're cold, 1285 01:35:24,408 --> 01:35:26,686 so they try again and again 1286 01:35:28,550 --> 01:35:31,415 to find the exact distance for warmth 1287 01:35:31,415 --> 01:35:33,175 without getting hurt. 1288 01:35:34,798 --> 01:35:36,938 - Self-preservation. 1289 01:35:36,938 --> 01:35:38,180 - Mm. 1290 01:35:38,180 --> 01:35:41,045 I spent most of my life in a solid seven years 1291 01:35:41,045 --> 01:35:42,875 studying other people, 1292 01:35:44,048 --> 01:35:46,879 and then another three writing about them, 1293 01:35:46,879 --> 01:35:48,363 but I never looked at the ones 1294 01:35:48,363 --> 01:35:51,607 that were right in front of me 1295 01:35:51,607 --> 01:35:54,438 because I didn't know how to feel. 1296 01:35:57,130 --> 01:35:59,857 I didn't know how to let them in. 1297 01:36:10,350 --> 01:36:14,527 - You know, you asked me the other day why I'm angry. 1298 01:36:15,908 --> 01:36:19,532 The other day you asked, and I don't have an answer. 1299 01:36:21,948 --> 01:36:23,881 I'm angry all the time. 1300 01:36:25,849 --> 01:36:27,851 I've been angry forever. 1301 01:36:36,342 --> 01:36:38,965 Yeah, I told you my dad died, 1302 01:36:38,965 --> 01:36:41,140 but I didn't tell you how. 1303 01:36:49,424 --> 01:36:52,599 He died on our upstairs bathroom floor 1304 01:36:53,980 --> 01:36:56,845 because he shoved a needle full of smack too big 1305 01:36:56,845 --> 01:37:00,642 into his arm, and it caused his heart to stop. 1306 01:37:03,093 --> 01:37:04,163 And I was 10. 1307 01:37:15,001 --> 01:37:17,176 You know, I like to think, 1308 01:37:18,833 --> 01:37:22,215 I like to think he really did wanna stay. 1309 01:37:25,149 --> 01:37:26,979 He just hurt too much. 1310 01:37:28,704 --> 01:37:31,811 He'd done too much damage to himself. 1311 01:37:42,718 --> 01:37:46,722 A few years later, my mom and I moved back here. 1312 01:37:48,172 --> 01:37:51,796 And there was this boy down the street, and I loved him, 1313 01:37:51,796 --> 01:37:54,627 I loved him right away, instantly. 1314 01:37:59,459 --> 01:38:02,117 I loved him so much, and one day, 1315 01:38:04,154 --> 01:38:06,225 he heard me fighting with my mom 1316 01:38:06,225 --> 01:38:09,228 because I always fought with my mom, 1317 01:38:10,436 --> 01:38:12,887 and he asked me to come over, 1318 01:38:15,096 --> 01:38:18,996 and he gave me a drink, and I thought this was, 1319 01:38:22,206 --> 01:38:26,383 I was like 13, so I thought this was really badass, 1320 01:38:28,488 --> 01:38:31,491 so I had a drink, and I had another, 1321 01:38:34,978 --> 01:38:39,154 and had another and another, until I couldn't see straight. 1322 01:38:46,575 --> 01:38:49,233 I still loved this boy, 1323 01:38:49,233 --> 01:38:53,410 so I told him I love him, and I tried to kiss him, 1324 01:38:59,312 --> 01:39:03,178 and he pushed me away, and he said no, 1325 01:39:03,178 --> 01:39:05,077 you're gonna regret it. 1326 01:39:07,389 --> 01:39:11,393 And I said no, no, I won't, this is what I want. 1327 01:39:17,330 --> 01:39:21,507 And the next morning, when I stopped puking my guts out, 1328 01:39:27,375 --> 01:39:30,688 he said we could use each other for practice 1329 01:39:30,688 --> 01:39:33,346 for when we really love someone. 1330 01:39:40,871 --> 01:39:42,942 That's what I was to him. 1331 01:39:45,462 --> 01:39:46,704 I was practice. 1332 01:39:59,890 --> 01:40:03,135 I let him have sex with me so he could get good at it 1333 01:40:03,135 --> 01:40:04,722 for someone else 1334 01:40:04,722 --> 01:40:08,002 because I was drunk and my dad was dead 1335 01:40:10,866 --> 01:40:13,352 and my mother was a million miles away in her own world 1336 01:40:13,352 --> 01:40:17,528 and I needed to convince myself that someone loved me. 1337 01:40:26,917 --> 01:40:28,022 I'm a cliche. 1338 01:40:32,474 --> 01:40:34,269 - So many people spend so much time 1339 01:40:34,269 --> 01:40:36,616 trying to recreate the past, 1340 01:40:37,755 --> 01:40:40,517 so they can rewrite their histories 1341 01:40:40,517 --> 01:40:44,693 and come out the victor, the one that doesn't get hurt. 1342 01:40:47,800 --> 01:40:49,112 You can't do it. 1343 01:40:53,047 --> 01:40:56,740 And you didn't deserve what happened to you. 1344 01:40:58,155 --> 01:41:00,019 You need to know that. 1345 01:41:19,073 --> 01:41:21,696 - I think it's time for a taxi. 1346 01:41:23,767 --> 01:41:26,183 Um, I'll get my car tomorrow. 1347 01:41:39,196 --> 01:41:40,646 - Good luck, Ali. 1348 01:41:41,578 --> 01:41:43,027 - You, too. 1349 01:42:15,336 --> 01:42:16,371 - Hey there. 1350 01:42:16,371 --> 01:42:17,269 - Hey, Ali. 1351 01:42:18,166 --> 01:42:19,857 - Do you wanna get outta here? 1352 01:42:19,857 --> 01:42:21,514 - Ali, this is Karen. 1353 01:42:21,514 --> 01:42:22,860 - Hi. 1354 01:42:22,860 --> 01:42:25,449 - So you're a little busy? 1355 01:42:25,449 --> 01:42:26,692 - Yeah, we are. 1356 01:42:26,692 --> 01:42:27,900 - Oh, I'm sorry, was I talking to you? 1357 01:42:27,900 --> 01:42:30,799 - I'll text you another time, okay? 1358 01:42:31,731 --> 01:42:32,560 Ali. 1359 01:42:37,944 --> 01:42:41,914 ♪ Left me for dead that's what they said 1360 01:42:41,914 --> 01:42:43,674 ♪ That's what they said 1361 01:42:43,674 --> 01:42:47,230 ♪ Now I am back in my head 1362 01:42:50,267 --> 01:42:52,959 ♪ It's not lost 1363 01:42:56,929 --> 01:42:59,518 ♪ I'm not lost 1364 01:43:04,178 --> 01:43:06,835 ♪ It's not lost 1365 01:43:10,253 --> 01:43:12,876 ♪ I'm not lost 1366 01:43:22,368 --> 01:43:23,197 - Thanks. 1367 01:45:44,959 --> 01:45:45,787 Hey. 1368 01:45:47,306 --> 01:45:48,238 - Nice eye. 1369 01:45:49,170 --> 01:45:50,723 - Earned it myself. 1370 01:45:52,346 --> 01:45:53,588 - You'll have to forgive me, 1371 01:45:53,588 --> 01:45:56,729 I'm a little tired from fucking myself. 1372 01:45:56,729 --> 01:45:58,179 - I deserve that. 1373 01:46:01,596 --> 01:46:03,598 - What do you want, Ali? 1374 01:46:05,013 --> 01:46:07,775 - I did the last two assignments. 1375 01:46:19,925 --> 01:46:20,753 - Better. 1376 01:46:24,723 --> 01:46:26,621 - You knew, didn't you? 1377 01:46:28,140 --> 01:46:30,936 - If you're implying that's why you felt I was hard on you, 1378 01:46:30,936 --> 01:46:32,938 I'm sorry to disappoint. 1379 01:46:35,009 --> 01:46:36,769 I don't know you, Ali. 1380 01:46:36,769 --> 01:46:40,463 It'd be easy to assume I do, but I don't. 1381 01:46:40,463 --> 01:46:42,188 I only know you have talent, 1382 01:46:42,188 --> 01:46:44,432 but you think you can coast, 1383 01:46:44,432 --> 01:46:48,436 and that is a very short trip that ends nowhere. 1384 01:46:51,405 --> 01:46:53,648 - I wanna come back. 1385 01:46:53,648 --> 01:46:54,477 - Why? 1386 01:46:55,650 --> 01:46:56,858 - What? 1387 01:46:56,858 --> 01:46:58,446 - Why do you wanna come back? 1388 01:46:58,446 --> 01:47:00,344 Don't do it out of some false sense of obligation 1389 01:47:00,344 --> 01:47:03,244 that you really need to finish what you start. 1390 01:47:03,244 --> 01:47:04,970 - So you're saying I should just quit? 1391 01:47:04,970 --> 01:47:06,281 - Yeah. 1392 01:47:06,281 --> 01:47:07,317 Quit. 1393 01:47:07,317 --> 01:47:08,525 Do it, give up. 1394 01:47:10,458 --> 01:47:13,288 Find something else, and do that. 1395 01:47:13,288 --> 01:47:15,946 - Okay, well what if I don't want to. 1396 01:47:15,946 --> 01:47:17,120 - Well, if that's the case, 1397 01:47:17,120 --> 01:47:20,330 if quitting just doesn't work for you, 1398 01:47:20,330 --> 01:47:23,022 I mean really giving up is not an option, 1399 01:47:23,022 --> 01:47:25,197 then you'll figure it out. 1400 01:47:27,441 --> 01:47:29,512 You know the final's mandatory. 1401 01:47:29,512 --> 01:47:30,374 - Mm-hm. 1402 01:47:32,411 --> 01:47:35,138 - Then I'll see you Monday. 1403 01:47:35,138 --> 01:47:38,797 Oh, and Ali, prepare to make that apology public 1404 01:47:38,797 --> 01:47:40,454 next time I see you. 1405 01:48:13,590 --> 01:48:14,453 - Sean? 1406 01:48:17,214 --> 01:48:18,422 Sean, I know you're in there. 1407 01:48:18,422 --> 01:48:19,631 I can hear you. 1408 01:48:32,229 --> 01:48:34,128 Sean, I'm really sorry. 1409 01:48:38,926 --> 01:48:42,170 Okay, guess I'm gonna talk to the door. 1410 01:48:44,656 --> 01:48:48,245 Hello, door, we've met several times, 1411 01:48:48,245 --> 01:48:50,834 so I trust you with my message. 1412 01:48:53,043 --> 01:48:57,220 But it's very important, so make sure you're listening. 1413 01:48:58,393 --> 01:49:01,535 Could you please tell Sean that I'm sorry? 1414 01:49:05,193 --> 01:49:07,748 I'm sorry for being an asshole. 1415 01:49:11,027 --> 01:49:14,513 I know he was just trying to help me, 1416 01:49:14,513 --> 01:49:18,068 but right now I'm just trying to figure out 1417 01:49:18,068 --> 01:49:19,311 how to help me. 1418 01:49:25,317 --> 01:49:29,493 And could you tell him that I really, really like him? 1419 01:49:33,083 --> 01:49:34,913 And I wanna try again. 1420 01:49:38,882 --> 01:49:40,332 And I understand if he doesn't want to, 1421 01:49:40,332 --> 01:49:42,092 I know it's my fault. 1422 01:49:44,025 --> 01:49:44,854 But um. 1423 01:49:47,339 --> 01:49:48,823 I'm working on it. 1424 01:49:52,586 --> 01:49:55,519 And could you please tell him 1425 01:49:55,519 --> 01:49:57,556 that I'm going back to class, 1426 01:49:57,556 --> 01:50:00,973 and my final is at Laughs in three weeks, 1427 01:50:02,665 --> 01:50:05,668 and I'd really like if he was there. 1428 01:50:10,880 --> 01:50:11,708 Okay. 1429 01:50:16,092 --> 01:50:16,920 Good talk. 1430 01:50:34,869 --> 01:50:39,046 ♪ All of my heroes sit up straight 1431 01:50:43,464 --> 01:50:47,641 ♪ They stare at the ground they radiate 1432 01:50:51,748 --> 01:50:54,406 ♪ Me I'm mumblin' through the kitchen 1433 01:50:54,406 --> 01:50:57,720 ♪ For the sun to pay up 1434 01:51:01,171 --> 01:51:05,348 ♪ Lonely is the ring on a cold coffee cup 1435 01:51:08,351 --> 01:51:11,837 ♪ And I'm some sick hound 1436 01:51:12,838 --> 01:51:15,841 ♪ Diggin' for bones 1437 01:51:17,049 --> 01:51:18,775 ♪ If it weren't for second chances 1438 01:51:18,775 --> 01:51:21,778 ♪ We'd all be alone 1439 01:51:29,199 --> 01:51:33,376 ♪ My hands they were strangers lost in the night 1440 01:51:38,001 --> 01:51:42,178 ♪ All the wavin' around that parking lot light 1441 01:51:46,665 --> 01:51:48,840 ♪ And I'm waitin' in the wings 1442 01:51:48,840 --> 01:51:52,360 ♪ While the trees undress 1443 01:51:55,916 --> 01:52:00,092 ♪ Cuppin' my ear to hear the wind confess 1444 01:52:03,268 --> 01:52:06,823 ♪ I'm a ghost in the garden 1445 01:52:06,823 --> 01:52:09,826 ♪ Scarin' the crows 1446 01:52:11,759 --> 01:52:13,416 ♪ If it weren't for second chances 1447 01:52:13,416 --> 01:52:16,419 ♪ We'd all be alone 1448 01:52:24,254 --> 01:52:26,360 ♪ And I'm runnin' from nothin' 1449 01:52:26,360 --> 01:52:29,156 ♪ No thoughts in my mind 1450 01:52:29,156 --> 01:52:30,640 ♪ And my heart was all blacked 1451 01:52:30,640 --> 01:52:33,470 ♪ And I saw something shine 1452 01:52:33,470 --> 01:52:35,162 ♪ But that part was yours 1453 01:52:35,162 --> 01:52:37,751 ♪ But it might just be mine 1454 01:52:37,751 --> 01:52:41,893 ♪ I can share with you if you give me time 1455 01:52:42,790 --> 01:52:47,588 ♪ And I'm all blood and knuckles 1456 01:52:47,588 --> 01:52:51,143 ♪ Longing for home 1457 01:52:51,143 --> 01:52:53,145 ♪ If it weren't for second chances 1458 01:52:53,145 --> 01:52:56,148 ♪ We'd all be alone 1459 01:53:38,881 --> 01:53:42,746 ♪ I'm a shot through the dark 1460 01:53:43,575 --> 01:53:47,510 ♪ I'm a black sinkhole 1461 01:53:47,510 --> 01:53:49,719 ♪ If it weren't for second chances 1462 01:53:49,719 --> 01:53:52,722 ♪ We'd all be alone 1463 01:54:25,306 --> 01:54:28,102 ♪ Look at the garden 1464 01:54:28,102 --> 01:54:30,967 ♪ We've sown 1465 01:54:30,967 --> 01:54:33,970 ♪ Sweat in the soil 1466 01:54:35,247 --> 01:54:37,353 ♪ It's ready to grow 1467 01:54:37,353 --> 01:54:40,701 ♪ But winter's here now 1468 01:54:42,392 --> 01:54:46,120 ♪ And it's time for me to go 1469 01:54:49,296 --> 01:54:51,850 ♪ Things will get harder 1470 01:54:51,850 --> 01:54:54,266 ♪ But spring's around the corner