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High school is like
the training wheels

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for the bicycle
of real life.

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It is a time when
young people can explore

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different
fields of interests

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and hopefully learn
from their experiences.

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In coming to terms with
my own personal setback,

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I have been able to learn

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that I don't need to rely
on drugs and alcohol,

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and that I'm very lucky
that more people

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besides myself and kerry

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weren't injured
in the accident,

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and I have learned

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that to overcome
life's obstacles

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you need faith, hope,

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and above all,

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a sense of humor.

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<i> No more education <i>

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<i> It's time for celebration <i>

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<i><i> 'cause this is the day of
our high school graduation <i>

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<i> We've stayed
for the duration <i>

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<i> Achieved matriculation <i>

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<i> Now we're the newest members
of the general population <i>

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God, what a bunch
of retards.

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God, I know.

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I thought that chipmunk-face
was never gonna shut up.

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I know. I liked her
so much better

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when she was an
alcoholic crack addict.

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She gets in
one car wreck

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and all of a sudden
she's little miss perfect

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and everyone loves her.

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Let's see if they gave me
the right diploma.

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What?!

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What?

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These assholes are saying
I have to go to summer school

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and take some stupid
art class.

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Why?

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I didn't think that
just 'cause you get an "f"

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you have to take
the whole class over again.

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Loser.

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Wow. This is so bad,
it's almost good.

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This is so bad,
it's gone past good

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and back to bad again.

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At least
we'll never have to see

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any of these creepy
faces ever again.

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Unless they're in your
summer school class.

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Shut up.

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Don't--don't
turn around.

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What, why?

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Don't
turn around.

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Damn it.

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Oh, my God. You guys,
I can't believe we made it.

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Yeah. We graduated
high school.

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How totally amazing.

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So what are you guys
doing this summer?

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Nothing.

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Well, I'm going to
this actor's workshop,

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and I'm hoping to start
auditions soon.

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Oh, we have to get together
this summer.

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Yeah.

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That'll definitely happen.

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Oh, well, bye, you guys.

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Congratulations!

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Hey, Rebecca.

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Oh, hi.

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So, we finally--

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what about me?

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Am I not even here?

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Hey. Hey, enid.

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So, we finally
made it, huh?

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Yeah.

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So, uh, where are you
gonna go to college?

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We're not.

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Really?

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Both of you?
Why not?

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Just because.

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Yeah, we made
other plans.

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I guess
I should have figured

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that you two would
do something different.

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So, Todd, what are you
gonna be when you grow up?

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Um, well, I'm majoring

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in business
administration,

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and I'm thinking
of minoring

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in communications, so--

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see, that's exactly
the type of thing

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we're trying to avoid.

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Look at this.

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Is Stacy himmler going out
with rod harbaugh?

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Oh, God.
How perfect.

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He better watch out

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or he'll get aids
when he date-rapes her.

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<i> Where is the love <i>

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<i> You said
you'd give to me <i>

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<i> Soon as you were free <i>

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<i> Will it ever be <i>

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God, just think.

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We'll never
see Dennis again.

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Good.

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No, really.
Think about that.

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It's actually
totally depressing.

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Man on television: Is it
crazy for an oil company

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to care
about the environment?

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We don't think so.

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I already told you

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I'm not going
to college.

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Well, I think
it's a good idea

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to keep
all your options open.

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You can even enroll
in the winter quarter.

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You could--actually,
you could live here

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and go to the city college
part time,

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and, I don't know,
still get a job if you want.

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Look at me.

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I'm not even listening
to a word you're saying.

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Oh, did I tell you who
I ran into at the bagel place?

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Who?

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Guess.

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How should I know?

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Well...

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someone from the past.

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Who?

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You give up?

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Yes.

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Maxine.

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Notthemaxine.

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Mmm, yeah.

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Oh, God.
How horrifying.

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Mmm.

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It's very good.

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Jesus.

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Hi.

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Check out these people
behind you.

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I'm totally convinced
they're satanists.

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So when are we gonna start
looking for our apartment?

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Soon.

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I have to wait and see how
this summer class goes first.

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God, it's so weird

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that we're finally
out of high school.

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We've been waiting for this,
like, our whole lives.

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It's such a weird feeling.

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Yeah. It hasn't really
hit me yet.

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Well, well, well.

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If it isn't
enid and Rebecca.

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The little Jewish girl
and her Aryan friend.

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You're late, asshole.

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Fine, and how are you?

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Did you bring the tape?

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You never paid me for the tape
of that Indian dance routine.

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Yes, I did.

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You Jews are so clever
with money.

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Fuck you! You stupid
redneck hick.

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There they go.

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Look, the satanists
are leaving.

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Hey, we should follow them.

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Oh,
we totally have to.

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Oh, my God!

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So, what do you do

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if you're a satanist,
anyway?

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Sacrifice virgins
and stuff.

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Well, that let's us
off the hook.

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How the hell did we get
so far behind them?

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I don't know.
That's just great.

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Jesus!

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Ooh, yay.

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Oh, my God.

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Look at this.

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"Wowsville"?

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Authentic
fifties diner.

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Since when were
there mini-malls

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in the 1950s?

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<i>Music for the riders<i>

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<i>we off the hook <i>

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<i>Music for the riders<i>

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Who could forget
this great hit

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from the 50s, huh?

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I feel as though
I've stepped

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into a time warp.

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Hey, check out
the awesome 50s hairdo

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on our waiter.

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Hi.

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My name is Allen,

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and I'll be your waiter
this afternoon.

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Hi, Al.

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Can we call you
"Weird Al"?

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I'd imagine so.

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You should check out
the personals.

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Maybe our future husbands
are trying to contact us.

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Here we go.

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"Windsurfing doctor,
mensan IQ,

188
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"Maverick
sagittarius.

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Let's hit the clubs,
make each other laugh."

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you can have that one.

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Jesus, listen
to this one.

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"Do you remember me,
airport shuttle,

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"June 7?

194
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"You, striking blond
with yellow dress,

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"pearl necklace,
brown shoes.

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"I was the bookish
fellow

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"in the green
cardigan

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"who helped you find
your contact lens.

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Am I crazy, or did
we have a moment?"

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00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,059
God, that's so pathetic.

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00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:08,561
I mean, she probably
didn't even notice him.

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00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:09,562
I know,
and he's, like,

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psychotically
obsessing

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00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,065
over every little
detail.

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00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,567
We should call him and
pretend to be the blond.

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00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:17,070
Oh, we totally
have to.

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It's his machine.

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Hi, it's me.

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Your striking blond.

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Of course
I remember you.

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Let's get together
for lunch sometime.

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How about Friday
at 1:00?

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Meet me at my
favorite restaurant,

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wowsville.

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It's in the mall
on century parkway.

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See you there,
darling.

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00:12:41,794 --> 00:12:43,596
Oh, yeah, and be sure

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00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,848
to wear that sexy
green cardigan.

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00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:51,938
Oh! It's that comedian
I was telling you about.

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00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:53,606
I still live
with my mother...

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he's the absolute worst.

222
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,109
...peculiar.

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So what if she's been
dead for 15 years?

224
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:03,566
See? That's barely
even a joke.

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00:13:03,649 --> 00:13:07,120
Well, it's like
I always say...

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00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:11,624
take my life. Please.

227
00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:12,625
Joey McCobb,

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00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:15,128
the weirdest man
in show business.

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00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:17,630
If he's so weird,
how come he's wearing nikes?

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00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:22,135
Joey McCobb is our God.

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00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:24,137
I wanna do him.
I bet.

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00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:25,638
Actually,
he kind of reminds me

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00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,140
of that one guy
you went out with--Larry.

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00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,142
God, what look
was he going for,

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00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,144
a gay tennis player
from the forties?

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Fuck you.

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00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,646
You dated him.

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00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:36,649
Why do you have this?

239
00:13:36,849 --> 00:13:37,650
I don't know.

240
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,152
You lent it to me
in, like, tenth grade.

241
00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:42,572
Oh, look at
how cute I am.

242
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:45,441
What a little hose bag.

243
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:50,163
Oh, look, there's
my dad with Maxine.

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00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:54,167
God, look at her.
What a fucking monster.

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00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:58,171
If he starts dating her
again, I'll kill myself.

246
00:14:00,206 --> 00:14:01,174
Listen, lady,

247
00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:02,675
you tell me you want
to relax your hair.

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00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:04,177
So you either
sing it a lullaby

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00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,678
or you use this.
It's all I've got.

250
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,182
Hey, what you doing?

251
00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:11,184
You have 5 minutes
left on your shift.

252
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,692
Well, hello there,

253
00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:21,194
young employee
of the sidewinder.

254
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:22,695
Look, I already
told you guys,

255
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,197
I'm not gonna
give you a ride.

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00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:27,200
What can you tell me,
young man,

257
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,702
about the, uh, various
flavors of frozen yogurt?

258
00:14:29,902 --> 00:14:30,703
I'll be done
in a minute.

259
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,205
Can you guys, like,
wait outside or something?

260
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:33,706
Oh, I don't understand.

261
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:34,707
I simply wish to know
the various--

262
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,826
Josh,
what are you doing?

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00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:39,712
In addition to our
old favorites,

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chocolate and vanilla,

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this week
we are featuring

266
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:44,717
6-gun strawberry,
wild cherry roundup,

267
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:46,219
and 10-gallon
tangerine.

268
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,721
I don't believe I care
for any of those.

269
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,223
What's up, Josh?

270
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,225
Hey, give me 2 packs
of cigarettes today.

271
00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:55,228
Working overtime.
16 hours.

272
00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,566
And, uh,
nature's nectar,

273
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,235
wake up juice.

274
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:04,237
And give me,
uh, like,

275
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,239
6 of these beef jerkys.

276
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:07,740
Hungry enough
to chew the crotch

277
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:08,741
out of a rag doll.

278
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:11,244
Hey! Hey, you!

279
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:12,245
How many times
I tell you,

280
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:13,746
no shirt,
no service.

281
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:14,747
Get the hell out
of my store.

282
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,249
What do you think
this is, club med?

283
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:18,251
It's America, dude.
Learn the rules.

284
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:19,752
No, no,
you learn the rules.

285
00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,254
We greeks
invented democracy.

286
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,756
You also invented homos.

287
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:24,707
Fuck you.

288
00:15:24,790 --> 00:15:27,510
You wish. You gotta
buy me dinner first.

289
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:31,264
So.

290
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:32,765
Look, can we talk
about this in a minute?

291
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:34,767
Seriously, I'm like
this close to being done.

292
00:15:34,967 --> 00:15:35,768
Yeah.

293
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,285
Son of a bitch.

294
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:55,788
Hey, what do you
think you're doing?

295
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,790
Turn off that
goddamn noise.

296
00:15:57,790 --> 00:16:00,293
Rock 'n' roll, baby.
Freedom of speech.

297
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:01,744
What do you think
this is, Woodstock?

298
00:16:01,827 --> 00:16:03,296
That guy rules!

299
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:04,797
Let's go, pops.
Who, Doug?

300
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:06,299
That guy spends
more time in here

301
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:07,300
than I do.

302
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:08,801
It's my parking lot.

303
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,803
So, Josh, will you please
give us a ride?

304
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,305
Please, Josh?

305
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:13,306
No.

306
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,308
Please?
It'll be super fun.

307
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:16,309
Please, Josh.

308
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:20,813
Look, I don't see
why you guys

309
00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:21,814
even need a ride.

310
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,816
You could walk there
in 2 minutes.

311
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,818
It's just
an excuse for us

312
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:27,320
to spend time
with you, Josh.

313
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,322
If this guy freaks out,
will you protect us?

314
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,824
This guy has every
reason to freak out.

315
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:32,825
When you
think about it,

316
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:33,826
this is a pretty
fucked up thing

317
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:35,828
to do to somebody.

318
00:16:36,029 --> 00:16:38,531
I think Josh is
becoming too mature for us.

319
00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:44,537
Oh, look,
maybe that's him.

320
00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:48,041
Mmm, no, it's still
25 minutes too early.

321
00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:51,544
Aren't there like
a million places like this?

322
00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:53,546
Um, this is the ultimate.

323
00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:57,133
It's like the Taj Mahal
of fake fifties diners.

324
00:16:58,551 --> 00:16:59,552
So where's
the weird Al guy?

325
00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:01,054
Shh!

326
00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:04,057
Oh, there he is
back there.

327
00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:07,610
I can see his hair
bobbing up and down.

328
00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:11,647
I wanna make love
to him.

329
00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:14,901
I'm gonna tell him
you said that.

330
00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:17,570
So nice to see you
again, ladies.

331
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,072
Hi, weird Al.

332
00:17:19,072 --> 00:17:20,073
My friend here has--

333
00:17:20,239 --> 00:17:21,074
shut up!

334
00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:22,075
She says
she wants to--

335
00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:24,077
shut up!

336
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:26,079
<i> supersonic,
technophonic... <i>

337
00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:28,548
Oh, my God.

338
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:31,584
God, that is
obviously him.

339
00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:35,088
<i> Hey sha-LA-ba,
doop doop sha-LA-ba <i>

340
00:17:35,088 --> 00:17:38,591
<i> Ooh, sha-LA-ba, doop doop
sha-LA-bee-ya-ba <i>

341
00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:40,093
<i> Hey, sha-LA-ba <i>

342
00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:41,594
<i><i> doop doop sha-LA-ba <i>

343
00:17:41,928 --> 00:17:43,596
<i> Ooh, sha-LA-ba <i>

344
00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:45,598
<i> Doop doop sha-LA-ba-da <i>

345
00:17:46,099 --> 00:17:47,100
<i> Ooh sha-LA-ba <i>

346
00:17:50,436 --> 00:17:51,604
Oh, my God.

347
00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:53,990
He just ordered
a giant glass of milk.

348
00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:58,611
That's a vanilla
milkshake.

349
00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:15,628
<i> In the sun, sun, sun <i>

350
00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:18,131
<i> 'Cause you're
the one, one, one <i>

351
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:21,134
<i> We're gonna have fun <i>

352
00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:22,635
<i> We are gonna have... <i>

353
00:18:22,969 --> 00:18:26,139
Oh, God, this is
totally unbearable.

354
00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:29,142
<i> In the sun, sun, sun <i>

355
00:18:29,142 --> 00:18:32,145
<i> 'Cause you're
the one, one, one <i>

356
00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:35,648
<i> We're gonna have fun <i>

357
00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:40,153
<i><i> gonna have fun, fun, fun

358
00:18:40,153 --> 00:18:41,654
<i> in the sun, sun, sun <i>

359
00:18:52,331 --> 00:18:54,667
Fucking asshole!
What's wrong with you?!

360
00:18:55,168 --> 00:18:56,669
Oh, my God.

361
00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:58,671
It's him.

362
00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:00,673
Can anybody drive?

363
00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:01,674
He's insane.

364
00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:03,176
We should
follow him home.

365
00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:04,677
Forget it.

366
00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:05,678
Oh, come on,
Josh.

367
00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:06,679
Don't you want
to at least

368
00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:07,680
see where
this guy lives?

369
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:08,681
No.

370
00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:20,693
God, he lives right
in our neighborhood.

371
00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:21,694
He doesn't even look

372
00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:23,196
all that bummed out,
really.

373
00:19:23,196 --> 00:19:24,697
I know.

374
00:19:24,697 --> 00:19:27,700
Well, wouldn't he be,
like, totally pissed off?

375
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:29,202
This type of thing

376
00:19:29,202 --> 00:19:31,204
must happen to him
all the time.

377
00:19:32,371 --> 00:19:36,709
Mirror, father, mirror.

378
00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:40,713
Mirror, father, mirror.

379
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:44,934
Mirror, father, mirror.

380
00:19:46,052 --> 00:19:48,721
Mirror, father, mirror.

381
00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:53,226
Mirror, father, mirror.

382
00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:57,697
Mirror, father, mirror.

383
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:08,207
That piece is entitled
mirror, father, mirror.

384
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,210
I like to show it
to people

385
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,212
that I'm meeting
for the first time,

386
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:17,216
because I think it says
so much about who I am

387
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,719
and what it feels like

388
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:23,222
to inhabit
my specific skin.

389
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,728
And this is exactly

390
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,730
what I'm hoping to get
from each of you

391
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:33,232
over the course
of this summer.

392
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:38,237
A picture of your own
self-exploration.

393
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,239
Now my own background

394
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:44,243
is in video
and performance art.

395
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:47,246
But I'm hoping that
doesn't influence you

396
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,247
too much,

397
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:49,749
and you'll find
your own ways

398
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:53,252
of externalizing
the internal.

399
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:54,754
And at the end
of the summer,

400
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:56,756
this class
has been invited

401
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:59,759
to participate
in a show

402
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:00,760
of high school art

403
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:03,763
at the neighborhood
activity center.

404
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:07,266
The title of the show
will be

405
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:10,720
"brotherhood
and community:

406
00:21:10,803 --> 00:21:13,773
Art as dialogue."

407
00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:16,309
are there any questions
so far?

408
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:24,283
Great.

409
00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:26,285
This is
really creepy.

410
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:27,787
We just need
to find out

411
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:28,788
what apartment
he's in,

412
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:30,289
and we'll stalk him
from a distance.

413
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:31,791
I'm afraid
if I see him,

414
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:33,793
I'll start feeling
really bad again.

415
00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:39,298
Huh.

416
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,552
This is girl mail.

417
00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:47,807
This is computer
catalogs and stuff.

418
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:51,177
"The w.c. fields
fan club newsletter."

419
00:21:53,346 --> 00:21:55,815
oh, my God, the national
psoriasis foundation.

420
00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:56,816
Bingo.

421
00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:58,818
Did you hear something?

422
00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:01,320
I'll be damned
if I'll let my daughter

423
00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:02,822
on TV looking like that.

424
00:22:04,190 --> 00:22:05,324
Come on.

425
00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:06,826
What if he
recognizes us?

426
00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:08,327
Shh.

427
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:09,328
My daughter is 38dd.

428
00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:11,330
She sends photos of her
breasts over the Internet.

429
00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:13,332
She's using her body
to make money.

430
00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:17,837
Eww, look at this.

431
00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:20,339
Eww. Gross.

432
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:21,841
Mmm, kinda cute.

433
00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:23,342
Ugh, it looks
like a gross rat.

434
00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:25,177
That's a mongoose.

435
00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:27,847
How much is it?

436
00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:30,349
Um...

437
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:31,851
that's not officially
for sale.

438
00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:35,855
I, uh, I might have
to hang on to that

439
00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:37,390
for the time being.

440
00:22:41,394 --> 00:22:43,863
So, um, you looking for
anything in particular?

441
00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:46,866
Do you have any
other old records

442
00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:47,867
besides these?

443
00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:49,869
Seymour does.

444
00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:51,370
Who does?

445
00:22:51,537 --> 00:22:53,372
Oh, uh, him. Seymour.

446
00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:56,375
He's, uh, he's the man
with the records.

447
00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:04,884
Um, do you have any
old Indian records?

448
00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:06,886
Indian records?

449
00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:07,887
Yeah. You know, like,

450
00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:10,890
old Indian 1960s
rock 'n' roll music.

451
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:13,893
I may have one
hindu 78

452
00:23:13,893 --> 00:23:15,895
in my collection
from the twenties,

453
00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:16,896
but it's, uh,

454
00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:18,397
that's not
really for sale.

455
00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:21,650
I--I don't really
collect foreign.

456
00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:28,407
Those are all 78s.

457
00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:29,909
You play 78s?

458
00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:31,911
Oh, maybe not 78s,

459
00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:34,914
but I can play
regular records.

460
00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:36,916
Well, there's some
good stuff in here.

461
00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:38,417
You like old music?

462
00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:40,369
Yeah, it's good.

463
00:23:40,453 --> 00:23:41,921
There's some choice lps
in here that, uh,

464
00:23:41,921 --> 00:23:44,423
reissue some really
great old blues stuff.

465
00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:45,925
Hmm.
How about this one?

466
00:23:45,925 --> 00:23:46,926
Is it any good?

467
00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:49,211
Nah, that one's
not so great.

468
00:23:49,461 --> 00:23:50,962
Excuse me.

469
00:23:52,964 --> 00:23:53,965
This is the one
I'd recommend.

470
00:23:53,965 --> 00:23:55,967
It's, uh...

471
00:23:55,967 --> 00:23:57,969
this track alone
by Memphis minnie

472
00:23:57,969 --> 00:23:59,471
is worth about $500

473
00:23:59,471 --> 00:24:00,972
if you own
the original 78.

474
00:24:00,972 --> 00:24:03,475
I know the guy who
owns the original

475
00:24:03,641 --> 00:24:05,477
and lent it for use
on this reissue.

476
00:24:05,477 --> 00:24:08,980
Wow.
[laughs]

477
00:24:09,113 --> 00:24:10,482
How much is it?

478
00:24:10,482 --> 00:24:11,816
$1.75.

479
00:24:13,651 --> 00:24:14,986
If you don't
like it,

480
00:24:14,986 --> 00:24:16,988
you can
bring it back

481
00:24:16,988 --> 00:24:18,490
for a refund.

482
00:24:20,492 --> 00:24:21,493
We're here
every Saturday.

483
00:24:23,995 --> 00:24:25,997
I'm sure it's ok.

484
00:24:33,004 --> 00:24:34,005
Enjoy.

485
00:24:35,507 --> 00:24:37,509
It was so cute how
he had his own little bags.

486
00:24:37,509 --> 00:24:39,511
I thought I was gonna
start crying.

487
00:24:39,677 --> 00:24:42,013
Yeah, he should totally
just kill himself.

488
00:24:42,146 --> 00:24:44,015
Oh, here's one.

489
00:24:45,483 --> 00:24:47,018
Oh, but you have
to share with a...

490
00:24:47,018 --> 00:24:50,021
"nonsmoking feminist
and her 2 cats."

491
00:24:50,021 --> 00:24:51,523
I don't know.
I kinda like him.

492
00:24:51,990 --> 00:24:53,525
He's the exact opposite

493
00:24:53,525 --> 00:24:55,527
of everything
I really hate.

494
00:24:55,527 --> 00:24:58,029
In a way, he's such
a clueless dork,

495
00:24:58,530 --> 00:24:59,531
he's almost kind of cool.

496
00:24:59,531 --> 00:25:01,032
The guy's many things,

497
00:25:01,032 --> 00:25:03,034
but he's definitely
not cool.

498
00:25:05,036 --> 00:25:07,038
This would be good,
but there's no kitchen.

499
00:25:07,038 --> 00:25:09,541
Yeah, but...

500
00:25:09,541 --> 00:25:11,042
you know what I mean.

501
00:25:11,209 --> 00:25:12,544
Not really.

502
00:25:12,677 --> 00:25:16,514
Forget it.
I can't explain it.

503
00:25:18,550 --> 00:25:19,551
Oh, my God.

504
00:25:19,551 --> 00:25:21,052
What are you guys
doing here?

505
00:25:21,553 --> 00:25:23,054
What are you
doing here, melorra?

506
00:25:23,054 --> 00:25:24,556
my acting workshop

507
00:25:24,556 --> 00:25:25,557
is across the street
from here.

508
00:25:25,557 --> 00:25:27,058
I'm just on my break.

509
00:25:27,058 --> 00:25:29,561
Well, we won't keep you.

510
00:25:30,061 --> 00:25:33,064
I love this place.

511
00:25:33,064 --> 00:25:35,066
It's so, um,
I don't know.

512
00:25:35,066 --> 00:25:37,569
You know,
um, funky.

513
00:25:41,039 --> 00:25:43,575
So, what are you guys up to?

514
00:25:43,575 --> 00:25:45,043
We're looking
for apartments.

515
00:25:45,043 --> 00:25:47,078
God, how cool.
Where are you moving?

516
00:25:47,412 --> 00:25:50,548
We don't know yet.
That's why we're lookin'.

517
00:25:50,548 --> 00:25:52,083
Somewhere downtown.

518
00:25:52,083 --> 00:25:54,135
God, that's so exciting.

519
00:25:56,087 --> 00:25:58,089
Oops, I should go.

520
00:25:58,089 --> 00:26:01,092
Bye, you guys.
Call me.

521
00:26:01,092 --> 00:26:02,093
Bye.

522
00:26:07,098 --> 00:26:09,100
Funky.

523
00:26:09,100 --> 00:26:10,602
What, is she black now?

524
00:26:13,071 --> 00:26:14,105
So I was thinking that

525
00:26:14,105 --> 00:26:15,106
when we look
for our apartment,

526
00:26:15,106 --> 00:26:16,608
we have to try and
convince these people

527
00:26:16,608 --> 00:26:19,611
that we're, like, these
totally rich yuppies.

528
00:26:21,112 --> 00:26:22,113
What are you
talking about?

529
00:26:22,113 --> 00:26:23,114
Well, you know, I mean,

530
00:26:23,114 --> 00:26:25,116
that's who people
wanna rent to.

531
00:26:25,116 --> 00:26:28,119
So all we have to do
is buy, like,

532
00:26:28,119 --> 00:26:29,621
semi-expensive outfits,

533
00:26:29,621 --> 00:26:31,623
and I think
it's no big deal.

534
00:26:31,623 --> 00:26:34,092
It'll be really fun.

535
00:26:34,092 --> 00:26:35,126
<i> What do I get? <i>

536
00:26:35,460 --> 00:26:38,630
<i> Oh, what do I get? <i>

537
00:26:38,930 --> 00:26:40,632
<i> What do I get? <i>

538
00:26:40,632 --> 00:26:43,434
<i> Oh, what do I get? <i>

539
00:26:45,136 --> 00:26:48,139
<i> I only get
sleepless nights <i>

540
00:26:48,139 --> 00:26:51,142
<i> Alone here in my
half-empty bed <i>

541
00:26:51,142 --> 00:26:52,143
<i> For you things
seem to turn <i>

542
00:26:52,143 --> 00:26:53,144
<i>out right<i>

543
00:26:53,645 --> 00:26:56,147
Honey, have you seen
my blue spatula?

544
00:26:56,447 --> 00:26:58,149
What, are you makin'
pancakes?

545
00:26:58,650 --> 00:27:01,152
No, not if I can't find
that goddamn spatula.

546
00:27:01,152 --> 00:27:02,654
<i> What do I get? <i>

547
00:27:02,654 --> 00:27:05,156
<i> Oh, what do I get? <i>

548
00:27:06,658 --> 00:27:07,659
<i> Aw <i>

549
00:27:14,165 --> 00:27:15,667
That's just great.

550
00:27:15,667 --> 00:27:17,168
When did you do that?

551
00:27:17,168 --> 00:27:21,673
God, how long have you
been standing there?

552
00:27:21,839 --> 00:27:24,676
Hey look.
There's the pants.

553
00:27:24,676 --> 00:27:26,177
Where are we going?

554
00:27:26,177 --> 00:27:28,179
Let's go hassle Josh.

555
00:27:28,179 --> 00:27:29,681
Hassle?

556
00:27:31,683 --> 00:27:32,684
Oh, look.
There he is.

557
00:27:32,984 --> 00:27:33,685
As always.

558
00:27:33,685 --> 00:27:35,186
Waiting for
the bus that never comes.

559
00:27:35,687 --> 00:27:36,688
I wonder if he's just
totally insane,

560
00:27:36,688 --> 00:27:38,189
or really thinks
the bus is coming?

561
00:27:38,189 --> 00:27:39,691
Why don't you
just ask him?

562
00:27:45,196 --> 00:27:48,199
Hi. What's your
name?

563
00:27:48,700 --> 00:27:49,701
Norman.

564
00:27:52,203 --> 00:27:53,204
Are you waiting
for a bus?

565
00:27:53,204 --> 00:27:54,706
Yes.

566
00:27:56,708 --> 00:27:58,710
I hate to tell
you this,

567
00:27:58,710 --> 00:28:00,211
but they canceled
this bus line

568
00:28:00,211 --> 00:28:01,212
2 years ago.

569
00:28:01,212 --> 00:28:02,714
There are
no more busses

570
00:28:02,714 --> 00:28:04,215
on this street.

571
00:28:04,215 --> 00:28:07,719
You don't know what
you're talking about.

572
00:28:12,724 --> 00:28:14,225
Josh!

573
00:28:14,225 --> 00:28:15,727
Josh!

574
00:28:15,727 --> 00:28:17,729
Josh!

575
00:28:26,738 --> 00:28:28,740
You know, I bet
he's in there jerking off.

576
00:28:28,740 --> 00:28:31,242
I'll bet he never
jerks off.

577
00:28:31,242 --> 00:28:34,245
Yeah, he's beyond
human stuff like that.

578
00:28:36,247 --> 00:28:38,249
Should we leave
a note?

579
00:28:38,750 --> 00:28:41,252
Yeah, you got a pen?

580
00:28:41,252 --> 00:28:43,254
Yeah.

581
00:28:50,762 --> 00:28:52,764
Dear Josh,

582
00:28:53,264 --> 00:28:55,767
we came by
to fuck you,

583
00:28:55,767 --> 00:28:58,269
but you were
not home.

584
00:28:58,269 --> 00:29:01,272
Therefore,
you are gay.

585
00:29:01,272 --> 00:29:04,776
Signed Tiffany
and Amber.

586
00:29:07,278 --> 00:29:08,780
You're gonna
leave that?

587
00:29:08,780 --> 00:29:10,281
Why not?

588
00:29:10,581 --> 00:29:12,283
Why do we have
to go in here?

589
00:29:12,283 --> 00:29:13,284
I hate this place.

590
00:29:13,284 --> 00:29:15,753
Don't worry.
It'll only take a second.

591
00:29:15,753 --> 00:29:17,288
Whoever told you that
bullshit about boiling

592
00:29:17,288 --> 00:29:18,790
is out of his mind.

593
00:29:18,790 --> 00:29:19,791
Carpet beetles
are the only way

594
00:29:20,291 --> 00:29:21,292
to get the flesh
off the corpse.

595
00:29:21,292 --> 00:29:23,795
I'm just tellin' you
what he said.

596
00:29:25,296 --> 00:29:27,298
Don't you creeps ever talk
about anything nice?

597
00:29:27,298 --> 00:29:29,300
Don't you ever talk about,
like, Fluffy kittens

598
00:29:29,801 --> 00:29:31,302
or the easter bunny?

599
00:29:31,302 --> 00:29:33,304
Look who's talkin'
little miss badass.

600
00:29:33,805 --> 00:29:35,807
Yeah, nice outfit.

601
00:29:35,807 --> 00:29:37,809
Who are you supposed
to be, cyndi lauper?

602
00:29:37,809 --> 00:29:39,811
Blow me, doofus.

603
00:29:40,311 --> 00:29:42,313
Oh, my God.
Didn't they tell you?

604
00:29:42,313 --> 00:29:43,314
Tell me what?

605
00:29:43,314 --> 00:29:44,816
Punk rock is over.

606
00:29:44,982 --> 00:29:46,317
I know it's over,
asshole.

607
00:29:46,317 --> 00:29:48,319
Do you really wanna
fuck up the system?

608
00:29:48,319 --> 00:29:49,821
Go to business school.

609
00:29:49,821 --> 00:29:51,322
That's what
I'm gonna do.

610
00:29:51,322 --> 00:29:52,824
Get a job at some
big corporation

611
00:29:53,324 --> 00:29:55,326
and, like, fuck things
up on the inside.

612
00:29:55,326 --> 00:29:56,327
You know, I'm not even--

613
00:29:56,327 --> 00:29:58,830
yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah.

614
00:29:58,830 --> 00:30:00,331
Hey, you have
my money?

615
00:30:06,337 --> 00:30:08,339
Oh, oh, how punk.

616
00:30:08,506 --> 00:30:09,841
You know that tape
sucked, by the way?

617
00:30:09,974 --> 00:30:11,342
Oh, I'm so sorry
if it offended Jew.

618
00:30:11,342 --> 00:30:12,844
Go die, asshole.

619
00:30:12,977 --> 00:30:13,845
Get a job.

620
00:30:13,845 --> 00:30:15,346
God, fuck you.

621
00:30:15,346 --> 00:30:17,849
Can we go now?

622
00:30:17,849 --> 00:30:18,850
You know,
it's not like

623
00:30:18,850 --> 00:30:20,852
I'm some modern punk,
dickhead.

624
00:30:20,852 --> 00:30:24,355
It's obviously a 1977
original punk rock look.

625
00:30:24,856 --> 00:30:26,357
I guess Johnny fuckface
over there

626
00:30:26,357 --> 00:30:27,859
is too stupid
to realize it.

627
00:30:27,859 --> 00:30:29,861
I didn't really
get it, either.

628
00:30:29,861 --> 00:30:32,413
Everyone's too stupid.

629
00:30:40,872 --> 00:30:43,875
<i> Yeah, what do I get? <i>

630
00:30:43,875 --> 00:30:44,876
<i> What do I <i>

631
00:31:24,415 --> 00:31:25,917
<i> Now you don't
have to worry <i>

632
00:31:25,917 --> 00:31:26,918
<i> We ain't so old <i>

633
00:31:27,418 --> 00:31:28,419
<i> Now, if you've
got the line <i>

634
00:31:28,419 --> 00:31:29,921
<i> I got the pole <i>

635
00:31:29,921 --> 00:31:31,422
<i> Now, tell me, dear <i>

636
00:31:31,422 --> 00:31:32,423
<i> Don't you know? <i>

637
00:31:32,423 --> 00:31:33,424
<i> We'll have a good time <i>

638
00:31:33,424 --> 00:31:34,758
<i> Would you like to go? <i>

639
00:31:44,768 --> 00:31:48,772
<i><i> I'd rather be the devil <i>

640
00:31:49,106 --> 00:31:54,861
<i> To be that woman, man <i>

641
00:31:59,283 --> 00:32:03,787
<i><i> I'd rather be the devil <i>

642
00:32:03,787 --> 00:32:08,792
<i> To be that woman, man <i>

643
00:32:20,304 --> 00:32:24,308
<i> Aw, nothin'
but the devil <i>

644
00:32:24,308 --> 00:32:28,812
<i> Changed my baby's mind <i>

645
00:32:58,842 --> 00:33:00,844
Yeah, it, um,
took me a while

646
00:33:01,345 --> 00:33:03,347
before I got a chance
to actually play it,

647
00:33:03,347 --> 00:33:04,765
but once I heard that
song, it was like--

648
00:33:05,349 --> 00:33:06,350
you liked, it, huh?

649
00:33:06,350 --> 00:33:10,354
Yeah. There's some really,
uh, rare performances.

650
00:33:10,354 --> 00:33:11,855
Uh, what about, uh,

651
00:33:11,855 --> 00:33:13,357
did you like
the Memphis minnie?

652
00:33:13,357 --> 00:33:14,358
Yeah,
that was good, too.

653
00:33:14,858 --> 00:33:15,859
The whole record
was good,

654
00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:18,362
but that one song,
devil got my woman,

655
00:33:18,362 --> 00:33:19,863
I mostly just keep
playing that

656
00:33:19,863 --> 00:33:21,365
over and over.

657
00:33:21,865 --> 00:33:22,866
Do you have any other
records like that?

658
00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:25,369
There are no other
records like that.

659
00:33:26,370 --> 00:33:27,871
Actually, I--I have

660
00:33:27,871 --> 00:33:30,374
the original 78
in my collection.

661
00:33:30,374 --> 00:33:33,377
It's, uh, it's one
of maybe 5 known copies.

662
00:33:33,377 --> 00:33:35,379
Wow.

663
00:33:35,679 --> 00:33:37,881
Yeah.
Do you wanna see it?

664
00:33:37,881 --> 00:33:39,883
I can run upstairs
and get it.

665
00:33:40,217 --> 00:33:43,387
Um, sure, yeah.

666
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:45,856
Watch my stuff.

667
00:33:47,391 --> 00:33:50,894
Here we go.
It's, uh...

668
00:33:51,061 --> 00:33:52,896
it's only about
a b-minus.

669
00:33:52,896 --> 00:33:54,898
It's got an
incipient lam crack,

670
00:33:54,898 --> 00:33:56,900
but it plays decent
as I recall.

671
00:34:00,404 --> 00:34:01,405
Oops, I dropped it!
Oh!

672
00:34:01,405 --> 00:34:03,407
Jeez!

673
00:34:03,407 --> 00:34:04,408
I was only kidding.

674
00:34:04,908 --> 00:34:06,910
Um.

675
00:34:06,910 --> 00:34:08,412
Jesus, Seymour,
are you all right?

676
00:34:08,412 --> 00:34:10,914
Yeah, it's just, uh...

677
00:34:10,914 --> 00:34:14,418
it's, uh,
it's very valuable.

678
00:34:14,418 --> 00:34:16,920
Now, last week,
I asked you

679
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:18,922
to try to create
a piece of artwork

680
00:34:18,922 --> 00:34:21,425
that responds
to something you have

681
00:34:21,425 --> 00:34:23,927
strong feelings about.

682
00:34:23,927 --> 00:34:26,930
I merely
wanna help you find

683
00:34:26,930 --> 00:34:30,934
the best way to look
within yourselves,

684
00:34:30,934 --> 00:34:34,938
the best key
to your particular lock,

685
00:34:35,238 --> 00:34:36,440
and it looks like we have

686
00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:40,944
some really interesting
work up here. Thanks.

687
00:34:42,946 --> 00:34:45,665
What can you tell us
about your piece, uh...

688
00:34:46,950 --> 00:34:47,951
Phillip.

689
00:34:49,953 --> 00:34:54,458
Uh, it's about
the mutilator.

690
00:34:54,458 --> 00:34:56,960
My goodness.

691
00:34:56,960 --> 00:34:58,962
Yeah, it's a really
great video game

692
00:34:58,962 --> 00:35:00,464
about a guy
who kills people

693
00:35:00,464 --> 00:35:01,465
with a big hammer.

694
00:35:01,965 --> 00:35:03,967
Oh, I thought maybe

695
00:35:04,468 --> 00:35:06,436
this was supposed
to be your father.

696
00:35:06,436 --> 00:35:09,473
uh...

697
00:35:09,473 --> 00:35:12,476
what can you tell us
about this piece...

698
00:35:12,943 --> 00:35:14,478
Enid.
Enid.

699
00:35:14,478 --> 00:35:16,980
Well, it's, um,

700
00:35:17,481 --> 00:35:19,483
kind of a diary,
I guess.

701
00:35:19,483 --> 00:35:23,987
Colorful. Hmm.

702
00:35:24,988 --> 00:35:26,490
Oh.

703
00:35:32,996 --> 00:35:35,499
I think that Phillip
and enid

704
00:35:35,999 --> 00:35:37,501
can help us to see that

705
00:35:38,001 --> 00:35:39,002
there are many
different ways

706
00:35:39,503 --> 00:35:40,504
we can express ourselves.

707
00:35:41,004 --> 00:35:43,006
We can do things
like these cartoons

708
00:35:43,006 --> 00:35:45,008
that are amusing

709
00:35:45,008 --> 00:35:47,511
as a sort of a light
entertainment,

710
00:35:47,511 --> 00:35:49,012
or we can do work

711
00:35:49,012 --> 00:35:52,015
that is more serious
in scope, in feeling,

712
00:35:52,015 --> 00:35:53,517
and that deals with issues.

713
00:35:53,850 --> 00:35:57,521
Emotional,
spiritual, political,

714
00:35:57,521 --> 00:36:00,023
of great importance.

715
00:36:00,190 --> 00:36:02,526
Who is responsible
for this?

716
00:36:02,526 --> 00:36:04,027
I am.

717
00:36:04,027 --> 00:36:06,029
Talk to us
about it.

718
00:36:06,196 --> 00:36:09,032
It's my response
to the issue

719
00:36:09,032 --> 00:36:10,534
of a woman's
right to choose.

720
00:36:10,667 --> 00:36:11,535
Mm-hmm.
It's something

721
00:36:11,535 --> 00:36:13,036
I feel super
strongly about.

722
00:36:13,503 --> 00:36:14,037
Hmm.

723
00:36:14,538 --> 00:36:17,541
Isn't this
a wonderful piece, class?

724
00:36:17,874 --> 00:36:20,544
This definitely falls

725
00:36:20,544 --> 00:36:23,046
into that higher
category of art

726
00:36:23,547 --> 00:36:25,048
I was speaking of earlier.

727
00:36:28,051 --> 00:36:31,555
In a world where
nothing is what it seems...

728
00:36:31,555 --> 00:36:34,558
in a time of uncertainty...

729
00:36:34,558 --> 00:36:36,560
the future is about
to be placed--

730
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:38,562
hello, welcome
to masterpiece video.

731
00:36:38,562 --> 00:36:39,896
How may I help you
this afternoon, sir?

732
00:36:40,564 --> 00:36:42,566
I'm looking
for a copy of8 1/2.

733
00:36:42,566 --> 00:36:44,568
Is that
a new release, sir?

734
00:36:44,568 --> 00:36:46,570
No, it's the classic
Italian film.

735
00:36:46,570 --> 00:36:48,071
Yes, sir.

736
00:36:48,071 --> 00:36:49,072
Just check that
on the computer

737
00:36:49,072 --> 00:36:50,574
for you, sir.

738
00:36:54,578 --> 00:36:56,580
Hello, how are you young
ladies this afternoon?

739
00:36:56,580 --> 00:36:57,581
May I help you find

740
00:36:57,581 --> 00:36:59,583
a particular
masterpiece movie?

741
00:36:59,583 --> 00:37:01,084
No.

742
00:37:01,167 --> 00:37:02,085
Yes, here it is.

743
00:37:02,085 --> 00:37:04,588
9 1/2 weeks
with Mickey Rourke.

744
00:37:05,088 --> 00:37:05,589
That would be

745
00:37:06,089 --> 00:37:08,091
in the neurotic
drama section.

746
00:37:08,091 --> 00:37:13,096
No, not9 1/2, 8 1/2.
The fellini film.

747
00:37:13,096 --> 00:37:14,598
How about this one?

748
00:37:15,098 --> 00:37:16,600
Forget it.
I'm sure it sucks.

749
00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:17,601
All these movies suck.

750
00:37:17,601 --> 00:37:19,102
There's so much
magic in the world.

751
00:37:19,102 --> 00:37:20,103
So much beauty.

752
00:37:20,604 --> 00:37:22,105
America's
top critics agree

753
00:37:22,105 --> 00:37:24,608
the flower
that drank the moon...

754
00:37:24,608 --> 00:37:25,609
Let's get outta here.

755
00:37:25,609 --> 00:37:26,610
This place makes me sick.

756
00:37:26,910 --> 00:37:28,612
We have to do
something fun tonight.

757
00:37:28,612 --> 00:37:30,113
It's my last weekend
of freedom

758
00:37:30,113 --> 00:37:32,115
before I start
my stupid job.

759
00:37:32,115 --> 00:37:33,116
Making magic...

760
00:37:33,116 --> 00:37:34,618
I know a party
we could go to later.

761
00:37:34,618 --> 00:37:36,119
Romantic and magical.

762
00:37:36,119 --> 00:37:38,622
Really? Where?

763
00:37:39,122 --> 00:37:41,091
It's a surprise.

764
00:37:44,127 --> 00:37:46,129
Some records I will
pay serious money for,

765
00:37:46,129 --> 00:37:48,632
provided that they're
a sincere v-plus.

766
00:37:48,632 --> 00:37:49,633
Other than that,

767
00:37:49,633 --> 00:37:51,635
I just prefer
to have 'em on cd.

768
00:37:51,635 --> 00:37:54,137
But cds will never
have the presence

769
00:37:54,137 --> 00:37:55,639
of an original 78.

770
00:37:55,639 --> 00:37:58,141
Wrong. A digital transfer,
adequately mastered,

771
00:37:58,141 --> 00:37:59,643
will sound identical
to the original.

772
00:37:59,643 --> 00:38:01,144
You have a decent equalizer?

773
00:38:01,144 --> 00:38:03,146
I have a klipsch 2b3.

774
00:38:03,146 --> 00:38:05,148
Well, obviously
the problem.

775
00:38:05,148 --> 00:38:06,650
You expect
a 10-band equalizer

776
00:38:06,650 --> 00:38:08,652
to impart
state-of-the-art sound?

777
00:38:08,652 --> 00:38:09,653
Dream a little dream.

778
00:38:10,153 --> 00:38:12,656
It's never gonna happen.

779
00:38:13,156 --> 00:38:16,159
I totally,
totally hate you.

780
00:38:16,159 --> 00:38:18,662
Oh, come on.
This is a fun party.

781
00:38:23,667 --> 00:38:24,668
Hawkins
and his orchestra,

782
00:38:24,668 --> 00:38:25,669
do you
have that?

783
00:38:25,669 --> 00:38:27,671
That's nice, but no.

784
00:38:29,172 --> 00:38:30,173
Golden wedding?

785
00:38:30,173 --> 00:38:33,677
Oh, I know that.

786
00:38:34,178 --> 00:38:35,679
What's the story

787
00:38:35,679 --> 00:38:37,181
with the 2 cheerleaders
over there?

788
00:38:37,181 --> 00:38:39,183
They're Seymour's.

789
00:38:39,183 --> 00:38:41,185
Seymour? no.

790
00:38:41,185 --> 00:38:42,686
You gotta
be kidding me.

791
00:38:42,686 --> 00:38:43,687
Don't worry about it.

792
00:38:43,687 --> 00:38:44,688
I lived with the guy
for 5 years.

793
00:38:45,189 --> 00:38:48,192
He's not gettin' any.
Neither are you.

794
00:38:48,192 --> 00:38:49,193
Hey, you know what?

795
00:38:49,193 --> 00:38:50,694
Listen to me, Joe,
all right?

796
00:38:50,694 --> 00:38:53,197
Let me tell you
something, Joe, ok?

797
00:38:53,197 --> 00:38:54,698
You can't score
a home run

798
00:38:54,698 --> 00:38:56,700
without swinging
the bat, all right?

799
00:38:56,700 --> 00:38:57,701
Physically impossible.

800
00:38:57,701 --> 00:38:59,203
Right.

801
00:38:59,703 --> 00:39:01,205
Watch and learn, padre.

802
00:39:04,708 --> 00:39:06,710
How's it goin', Adam?

803
00:39:08,212 --> 00:39:10,214
There's a seat
right there.

804
00:39:10,214 --> 00:39:12,216
Hey, mind
if I sit down?

805
00:39:12,216 --> 00:39:13,217
Yes.

806
00:39:13,717 --> 00:39:15,719
Oh, man.
That was cold.

807
00:39:16,220 --> 00:39:17,721
you're all right.

808
00:39:17,721 --> 00:39:19,223
You're pretty sharp.

809
00:39:19,223 --> 00:39:21,225
Hey, you're wearin'
a green dress.

810
00:39:21,225 --> 00:39:22,726
What are you, Irish?

811
00:39:22,726 --> 00:39:24,728
I bet you're Irish.
What's your name?

812
00:39:24,728 --> 00:39:25,729
Melorra.

813
00:39:25,729 --> 00:39:27,731
Ah, Melorra.

814
00:39:28,198 --> 00:39:30,234
So, uh, so listen
to me, Melorra.

815
00:39:30,234 --> 00:39:32,236
You know, uh, let me
tell you something.

816
00:39:32,236 --> 00:39:34,238
You seem like an interesting
chick, you know.

817
00:39:34,738 --> 00:39:35,239
What are you doing

818
00:39:35,739 --> 00:39:37,741
hanging here
with all these losers?

819
00:39:37,741 --> 00:39:39,743
You know, I mean,
what do you say

820
00:39:40,244 --> 00:39:41,745
you and me go hit
some night spots?

821
00:39:41,745 --> 00:39:44,248
Well, Melorra,

822
00:39:44,248 --> 00:39:46,250
I'll be right back.

823
00:39:46,250 --> 00:39:47,251
I'm gonna
get a beer.

824
00:39:47,251 --> 00:39:49,753
No, enid, wait.

825
00:39:50,254 --> 00:39:51,755
Hey, that's all right.

826
00:39:56,260 --> 00:39:58,262
It has a large
center hole

827
00:39:58,262 --> 00:39:59,263
and a hair crack.

828
00:39:59,263 --> 00:40:00,764
But the crack
is so tight,

829
00:40:00,764 --> 00:40:02,766
it's completely
inaudible.

830
00:40:02,766 --> 00:40:06,770
But a tight hair crack
is just that--a crack.

831
00:40:06,770 --> 00:40:08,772
I don't collect
cracked records.

832
00:40:09,273 --> 00:40:12,776
I only pay premium
on mint records.

833
00:40:12,776 --> 00:40:15,779
Seymour, you know that.
Please.

834
00:40:19,783 --> 00:40:20,784
So, what was all that

835
00:40:20,784 --> 00:40:23,787
about enlarged holes
and tight cracks?

836
00:40:25,789 --> 00:40:27,791
I--I didn't think
you would

837
00:40:27,791 --> 00:40:29,293
have any interest
in this get-together.

838
00:40:29,293 --> 00:40:30,794
If you would have
told me you were coming,

839
00:40:30,794 --> 00:40:31,795
I would have warned you

840
00:40:31,795 --> 00:40:34,298
it's not like a real
party or anything.

841
00:40:34,298 --> 00:40:36,300
Yeah, you're right
about that.

842
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:38,302
So, is this your
record collection?

843
00:40:38,302 --> 00:40:41,805
God, no. This is just
junk I have for sale.

844
00:40:42,306 --> 00:40:43,807
The record room
is off limits.

845
00:40:43,807 --> 00:40:45,309
Really?

846
00:40:48,812 --> 00:40:50,314
Here.

847
00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:57,821
Are all these records?

848
00:40:57,821 --> 00:41:01,825
Yeah, I've got about,
uh, 1,50078s at this point.

849
00:41:01,825 --> 00:41:03,327
I've tried to pare down
my collection

850
00:41:03,327 --> 00:41:04,828
to just the essential.

851
00:41:10,834 --> 00:41:12,336
Look at this room.

852
00:41:14,838 --> 00:41:16,840
This is like
my dream room.

853
00:41:19,343 --> 00:41:20,844
Look at
all this stuff.

854
00:41:24,348 --> 00:41:26,900
You are, like, the luckiest
guy in the world.

855
00:41:27,851 --> 00:41:29,853
I would kill to have
stuff like this.

856
00:41:30,020 --> 00:41:32,356
Please. Go ahead
and kill me.

857
00:41:32,522 --> 00:41:34,858
Oh, come on. What are
you talking about?

858
00:41:34,858 --> 00:41:36,360
Well, you think
it's healthy

859
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:38,328
to obsessively
collect things?

860
00:41:38,328 --> 00:41:40,364
Can't connect
with other people,

861
00:41:40,364 --> 00:41:42,366
so you fill
your life with stuff.

862
00:41:42,666 --> 00:41:43,867
I'm just like
all the rest

863
00:41:43,867 --> 00:41:46,336
of these pathetic
collector losers.

864
00:41:46,336 --> 00:41:49,706
No, you're not.
You're a cool guy, Seymour.

865
00:41:49,873 --> 00:41:51,375
If I'm so cool,
how come I haven't

866
00:41:51,375 --> 00:41:54,378
had a girlfriend in,
like, 4 years?

867
00:41:54,378 --> 00:41:55,379
I can't even
remember

868
00:41:55,379 --> 00:41:56,880
the last time
a girl talked to me.

869
00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:58,382
I'm talking to you.

870
00:41:58,382 --> 00:41:59,883
You know, I bet
there are tons of women

871
00:42:00,384 --> 00:42:01,385
who'd go out
with you in a minute.

872
00:42:01,885 --> 00:42:03,887
I know I could get you
a date in, like, 2 seconds.

873
00:42:03,887 --> 00:42:04,888
Good luck.

874
00:42:05,188 --> 00:42:06,890
I mean it. You leave
everything to me,

875
00:42:06,890 --> 00:42:08,892
I'm gonna be your own
personal dating service.

876
00:42:09,393 --> 00:42:10,894
Yeah, well,
we should get back.

877
00:42:11,061 --> 00:42:11,895
By the end of the summer,

878
00:42:11,895 --> 00:42:13,897
you're gonna be
up to your neck in pussy.

879
00:42:14,030 --> 00:42:15,899
Jesus.

880
00:42:15,899 --> 00:42:17,401
What about her?

881
00:42:17,401 --> 00:42:19,403
Would you go out with her?

882
00:42:19,403 --> 00:42:20,904
What kind of
a question is that?

883
00:42:20,904 --> 00:42:22,906
I mean, it's totally
irrelevant

884
00:42:22,906 --> 00:42:23,907
because
a girl like that

885
00:42:23,907 --> 00:42:25,909
would never be
caught dead with me.

886
00:42:25,909 --> 00:42:27,411
Yeah, but put that
aside for now.

887
00:42:27,411 --> 00:42:28,412
Would you
go out with her?

888
00:42:28,912 --> 00:42:30,414
I really didn't
get a good look at her.

889
00:42:30,414 --> 00:42:33,417
Yes, you did. Whoa.

890
00:42:33,583 --> 00:42:34,418
What about her?

891
00:42:34,418 --> 00:42:35,919
Are you into girls
with big tits?

892
00:42:35,919 --> 00:42:37,421
Jesus.

893
00:42:37,888 --> 00:42:40,424
I mean, as long
as she's not

894
00:42:40,424 --> 00:42:41,925
a complete imbecile,

895
00:42:41,925 --> 00:42:45,429
and she's even
remotely attractive.

896
00:42:45,429 --> 00:42:46,930
Hey, look.
There's Norman.

897
00:42:46,930 --> 00:42:48,432
Hi, Norman.

898
00:42:50,934 --> 00:42:51,935
We need to find a place

899
00:42:52,436 --> 00:42:53,437
where you can go
to meet women

900
00:42:53,437 --> 00:42:55,439
who share
your interests.

901
00:42:55,439 --> 00:42:56,940
Wall, maybe I don't
wanna meet someone

902
00:42:56,940 --> 00:42:59,443
who shares my interests.
I hate my interests.

903
00:42:59,443 --> 00:43:01,945
Yeah, yeah. Just list
your 5 main interests

904
00:43:01,945 --> 00:43:03,447
in order of importance.

905
00:43:03,447 --> 00:43:07,451
Ah, I'd have to put
traditional jazz, blues,

906
00:43:07,451 --> 00:43:09,453
uh, and then ragtime
at the top of the list.

907
00:43:09,453 --> 00:43:10,954
Right, so, let's
just say music.

908
00:43:10,954 --> 00:43:13,957
That way,
we only use up one.

909
00:43:13,957 --> 00:43:15,959
All right. um...

910
00:43:16,092 --> 00:43:17,461
can we go in here
for a second?

911
00:43:17,461 --> 00:43:18,962
Just for a second?

912
00:43:20,964 --> 00:43:22,966
Hi, Josh.

913
00:43:22,966 --> 00:43:23,967
Hi.

914
00:43:23,967 --> 00:43:27,437
Just stopping by
to say hi.

915
00:43:27,437 --> 00:43:29,473
Yeah.

916
00:43:29,473 --> 00:43:32,142
This is my friend
Seymour.

917
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:38,982
Ok, well, we'll see you
later, Josh.

918
00:43:38,982 --> 00:43:40,484
Josh,
what you goddamn doing?

919
00:43:40,484 --> 00:43:43,987
Clean up that
fucking mess! Jesus.

920
00:43:44,454 --> 00:43:46,990
So, was that--
was that your boyfriend?

921
00:43:46,990 --> 00:43:48,492
Josh? He's nobody's
boyfriend.

922
00:43:48,992 --> 00:43:49,493
He's just this guy

923
00:43:49,993 --> 00:43:51,495
that Becky and I
like to torture.

924
00:43:51,995 --> 00:43:52,996
But do you...

925
00:43:52,996 --> 00:43:53,997
are you--are you
going out--

926
00:43:53,997 --> 00:43:57,584
oh, my God. We have
to go in here. Come on.

927
00:43:57,584 --> 00:43:59,002
Yeah, sure.
Very funny.

928
00:43:59,002 --> 00:44:00,504
Come on. Please?

929
00:44:00,504 --> 00:44:02,506
Becky and I have been
dying to go in here,

930
00:44:02,506 --> 00:44:04,007
but we can never find
anyone to take us.

931
00:44:04,007 --> 00:44:06,510
I would really
rather not.

932
00:44:06,510 --> 00:44:08,011
Just for a minute.
It'll be a riot.

933
00:44:08,011 --> 00:44:09,513
I don't think so.
Please.

934
00:44:09,513 --> 00:44:11,515
Please.

935
00:44:25,028 --> 00:44:27,531
Oh, my God.
Look at all these creeps.

936
00:44:27,531 --> 00:44:28,999
Hey,
hey, hey, shh.

937
00:44:31,034 --> 00:44:33,203
Ok, can we go?

938
00:44:34,538 --> 00:44:37,040
This place
is a total riot.

939
00:44:44,548 --> 00:44:47,050
What are you doing?

940
00:44:47,050 --> 00:44:49,052
Oh, my God.

941
00:44:49,052 --> 00:44:52,556
Who--who would actually
have sex with this thing?

942
00:44:56,059 --> 00:44:58,061
Corporate slut.
Sophisticated.

943
00:44:59,563 --> 00:45:01,064
Come on. Can we go?

944
00:45:01,064 --> 00:45:03,567
Seymour.

945
00:45:03,567 --> 00:45:06,069
You have to lend me
the money to buy this.

946
00:45:08,071 --> 00:45:09,072
I don't really have

947
00:45:09,072 --> 00:45:10,574
a lot of money
on me right now.

948
00:45:10,574 --> 00:45:12,576
Oh, come on, Seymour.
Please?

949
00:45:12,576 --> 00:45:13,577
Look, I don't
want this showing up

950
00:45:13,577 --> 00:45:14,578
on a credit card
statement.

951
00:45:14,578 --> 00:45:15,579
I'll get put on some
weird mailing list.

952
00:45:15,579 --> 00:45:16,580
It's not that much.

953
00:45:16,580 --> 00:45:18,582
No, that's not
the point.

954
00:45:18,582 --> 00:45:21,084
Gimme all your money,
bitch.

955
00:45:21,251 --> 00:45:22,752
Where did you get that?

956
00:45:22,752 --> 00:45:25,255
You'll never believe it.
Guess.

957
00:45:25,255 --> 00:45:27,757
Um, where?

958
00:45:28,057 --> 00:45:30,260
Anthony's.

959
00:45:30,260 --> 00:45:31,261
No way. When?

960
00:45:31,261 --> 00:45:32,762
Just now.
I went with Seymour.

961
00:45:32,762 --> 00:45:34,764
You cunt.

962
00:45:34,764 --> 00:45:36,766
Excuse me.

963
00:45:37,066 --> 00:45:39,652
I can't read
the trivia question.

964
00:45:42,772 --> 00:45:44,274
"Where on the human body

965
00:45:44,274 --> 00:45:45,775
is the Douglas pouch
located?"

966
00:45:45,775 --> 00:45:46,776
ha.

967
00:45:50,780 --> 00:45:52,282
Oh, God.

968
00:45:58,755 --> 00:46:03,793
Slightly below
the uterus on a female.

969
00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:13,303
wow.

970
00:46:13,303 --> 00:46:14,804
He does that
every single day.

971
00:46:16,306 --> 00:46:18,308
I'll have
a decaf-mocha to go.

972
00:46:18,808 --> 00:46:20,310
One decaf-mocha.

973
00:46:20,310 --> 00:46:21,311
Decaf-mocha.

974
00:46:21,311 --> 00:46:22,312
Can I get you--

975
00:46:22,312 --> 00:46:24,280
no, I do not want
a biscotti with that.

976
00:46:27,317 --> 00:46:30,820
God. How can you stand
all these assholes?

977
00:46:31,287 --> 00:46:33,323
Some people are ok,
but mostly

978
00:46:33,323 --> 00:46:35,325
I just feel like
poisoning everybody.

979
00:46:35,325 --> 00:46:36,826
Well, at least
the wheelchair guy

980
00:46:36,826 --> 00:46:37,827
is entertaining.

981
00:46:37,827 --> 00:46:39,329
He doesn't even
need that wheelchair.

982
00:46:39,329 --> 00:46:41,297
He's just totally lazy.

983
00:46:41,297 --> 00:46:42,832
that rules.

984
00:46:42,832 --> 00:46:46,836
No, it really doesn't.
You'll see.

985
00:46:46,836 --> 00:46:47,837
You'll be totally sick
of all the creeps

986
00:46:48,338 --> 00:46:50,340
and losers and weirdos.

987
00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:52,342
But those are our people.

988
00:46:52,342 --> 00:46:54,344
Yeah, well.

989
00:46:57,347 --> 00:46:59,015
So, when are you
gonna get a job?

990
00:47:01,351 --> 00:47:02,352
I'm workin' on it.

991
00:47:02,852 --> 00:47:04,854
Got a few leads,
you know.

992
00:47:04,854 --> 00:47:07,857
Don't worry about it.
I'll get a job next week.

993
00:47:07,857 --> 00:47:08,858
God, I can't believe

994
00:47:08,858 --> 00:47:10,827
you went to Anthony's
without me.

995
00:47:15,365 --> 00:47:17,867
Oh, uh, sweetie.
Hon--uh, honey,

996
00:47:17,867 --> 00:47:19,369
would you come in here
for a minute?

997
00:47:22,372 --> 00:47:25,091
Sweetie, you, um,
you remember Max--Maxine?

998
00:47:28,878 --> 00:47:29,879
Hi, Enid.

999
00:47:30,213 --> 00:47:31,381
Hi.

1000
00:47:33,383 --> 00:47:34,884
I'm gonna go to bed.
I'm really tired.

1001
00:47:34,884 --> 00:47:36,386
Well, honey,
I made spaghetti.

1002
00:47:36,386 --> 00:47:37,387
You don't want some?

1003
00:47:37,887 --> 00:47:39,389
No, I have
to get up early

1004
00:47:39,389 --> 00:47:40,390
for class tomorrow.

1005
00:47:40,890 --> 00:47:41,891
It's really
quite something

1006
00:47:41,891 --> 00:47:44,026
to see you all grown up
like this, enid.

1007
00:47:47,397 --> 00:47:48,398
I'd love to know
what you're doing now.

1008
00:47:48,398 --> 00:47:50,400
I can't help but feel

1009
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:53,403
I had some small part
in how you turned out.

1010
00:47:55,405 --> 00:47:58,408
What are you studying?

1011
00:47:58,408 --> 00:48:00,410
You were always such
a smart little girl.

1012
00:48:01,911 --> 00:48:04,914
I'm taking a remedial
high school art class

1013
00:48:04,914 --> 00:48:06,416
for fuck-ups
and retards.

1014
00:48:09,919 --> 00:48:12,422
Who is this.
Enid?

1015
00:48:12,422 --> 00:48:14,424
It's supposed
to be don knotts.

1016
00:48:14,757 --> 00:48:16,926
And what was
your reason

1017
00:48:16,926 --> 00:48:18,928
for choosing him
as your subject?

1018
00:48:19,395 --> 00:48:23,433
I don't know.
I just like don knotts.

1019
00:48:23,433 --> 00:48:26,436
Interesting.

1020
00:48:26,736 --> 00:48:29,939
Well, what do we
have here, Margaret?

1021
00:48:29,939 --> 00:48:31,441
It's a tampon
in a teacup.

1022
00:48:31,441 --> 00:48:34,444
I can see that.

1023
00:48:34,777 --> 00:48:35,945
Now, what can you
tell us about it?

1024
00:48:35,945 --> 00:48:36,946
First of all,

1025
00:48:36,946 --> 00:48:38,948
what kind of
sculpture is this?

1026
00:48:38,948 --> 00:48:40,950
It's a found object.

1027
00:48:40,950 --> 00:48:43,453
That's where an artist
takes an ordinary object

1028
00:48:43,453 --> 00:48:44,954
and places it
in artistic context,

1029
00:48:44,954 --> 00:48:46,456
and thus,
it becomes art.

1030
00:48:46,622 --> 00:48:48,458
But what can you
tell us about it

1031
00:48:48,458 --> 00:48:50,960
in regard to your
artistic intent?

1032
00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:55,465
Well, I guess
I see the teacup

1033
00:48:55,965 --> 00:48:57,467
as a symbol
for womanhood.

1034
00:48:57,467 --> 00:48:59,469
Such as tea parties
in the olden days,

1035
00:48:59,969 --> 00:49:00,970
but instead of tea,

1036
00:49:00,970 --> 00:49:03,473
I was trying to kind
of confront people

1037
00:49:03,473 --> 00:49:04,440
with this, like, um--

1038
00:49:04,974 --> 00:49:05,975
this
shocking image

1039
00:49:05,975 --> 00:49:07,977
of repressed
femininity.

1040
00:49:07,977 --> 00:49:09,979
Right. Exactly.

1041
00:49:09,979 --> 00:49:11,481
Oh, well, I think

1042
00:49:11,481 --> 00:49:12,982
it's a really
wonderful piece,

1043
00:49:12,982 --> 00:49:14,984
and it illustrates
perfectly

1044
00:49:14,984 --> 00:49:15,985
what I was saying

1045
00:49:15,985 --> 00:49:17,987
about
not being afraid

1046
00:49:18,488 --> 00:49:21,991
to use controversial
imagery.

1047
00:49:21,991 --> 00:49:24,494
Oh, well,
this looks like

1048
00:49:24,494 --> 00:49:27,463
the work of Phillip.

1049
00:49:32,502 --> 00:49:33,970
Hey, you see that guy
over there?

1050
00:49:35,004 --> 00:49:36,005
Which one?

1051
00:49:36,005 --> 00:49:38,758
The blond guy over there.

1052
00:49:41,344 --> 00:49:43,513
He gives me, like,
a total boner.

1053
00:49:43,679 --> 00:49:46,516
He's, like, the biggest
idiot of all time.

1054
00:49:46,516 --> 00:49:49,519
You guys up for
some reggae tonight?

1055
00:49:49,685 --> 00:49:51,437
Ok, you're right.

1056
00:49:53,523 --> 00:49:55,024
Sometimes I think
I'm going crazy

1057
00:49:55,024 --> 00:49:56,526
from sexual frustration.

1058
00:49:57,026 --> 00:49:58,027
and you haven't heard

1059
00:49:58,027 --> 00:50:00,279
of the miracle
of masturbation.

1060
00:50:05,034 --> 00:50:06,536
Heads up.

1061
00:50:08,538 --> 00:50:09,539
Hey.

1062
00:50:09,539 --> 00:50:11,040
My band's playing here
on Friday night,

1063
00:50:11,040 --> 00:50:13,543
and, uh--well,
there's gonna be a bunch

1064
00:50:13,543 --> 00:50:15,044
of cool bands
playing and stuff,

1065
00:50:15,044 --> 00:50:17,547
and you don't
have to pay...

1066
00:50:17,547 --> 00:50:19,465
if you show 'em
this flier at the door.

1067
00:50:20,550 --> 00:50:22,218
You should
come check it out.

1068
00:50:25,555 --> 00:50:26,556
Which band is yours?

1069
00:50:26,889 --> 00:50:29,058
It'salien autopsy.

1070
00:50:29,191 --> 00:50:31,060
Oh. Bitchin'.

1071
00:50:31,527 --> 00:50:33,563
Yeah, well--

1072
00:50:33,563 --> 00:50:35,064
maybe I'll
see you there.

1073
00:50:35,064 --> 00:50:37,733
Yeah, thanks.

1074
00:50:40,570 --> 00:50:42,071
God, what a dork.

1075
00:50:42,371 --> 00:50:44,073
You're just jealous.

1076
00:50:44,073 --> 00:50:45,074
trust me, at this point,

1077
00:50:45,074 --> 00:50:46,576
I'm past the fact
that every single guy

1078
00:50:47,076 --> 00:50:48,077
likes you
better than me.

1079
00:50:48,411 --> 00:50:50,079
Oh, face it, you just
hate every single guy

1080
00:50:50,079 --> 00:50:51,080
on the face of the earth.

1081
00:50:51,414 --> 00:50:53,082
That's not true.

1082
00:50:53,082 --> 00:50:56,586
I just hate all these
extroverted, obnoxious,

1083
00:50:56,586 --> 00:50:59,088
pseudo-bohemian losers.

1084
00:50:59,088 --> 00:51:02,341
the Donnie g show. Donnie g!

1085
00:51:02,592 --> 00:51:04,560
Nothing but classic rock

1086
00:51:04,560 --> 00:51:06,062
coming at you
this beautiful evening.

1087
00:51:06,062 --> 00:51:08,064
You're listening
tokfto--

1088
00:51:08,064 --> 00:51:10,066
God, that asshole's
voice is so hateful.

1089
00:51:10,066 --> 00:51:11,067
11 minutes
from the top of the hour--

1090
00:51:11,567 --> 00:51:12,568
no wonder I never
listen to the radio.

1091
00:51:13,069 --> 00:51:15,071
Relax, Seymour. Relax.

1092
00:51:15,071 --> 00:51:17,073
He's just so shrill

1093
00:51:17,073 --> 00:51:18,574
and loud
and piercing.

1094
00:51:18,574 --> 00:51:19,575
I mean, it's like
I feel like

1095
00:51:19,575 --> 00:51:21,077
I'm being jabbed
in the face.

1096
00:51:21,077 --> 00:51:22,578
"Kto coming at you

1097
00:51:22,578 --> 00:51:24,080
on this
beautiful evening."

1098
00:51:24,580 --> 00:51:25,581
so.
Thank you.

1099
00:51:26,582 --> 00:51:29,085
Um...

1100
00:51:29,085 --> 00:51:30,586
Why'd you bring the record?

1101
00:51:30,586 --> 00:51:33,089
I brought it so
he can autograph it.

1102
00:51:33,089 --> 00:51:34,590
He's gonna be
amazed to see it.

1103
00:51:34,590 --> 00:51:37,593
It's one of only
2 known copies.

1104
00:51:37,593 --> 00:51:38,594
I can't believe
they have him

1105
00:51:39,095 --> 00:51:39,595
as the opening act

1106
00:51:40,096 --> 00:51:40,596
and not
the headliner.

1107
00:51:41,097 --> 00:51:43,599
It's--it's--
what an insult!

1108
00:51:43,599 --> 00:51:45,101
You know, there's
gonna be lots of girls

1109
00:51:45,101 --> 00:51:46,602
for you to pick from
at this bar.

1110
00:51:47,603 --> 00:51:49,105
I'm not
holding my breath

1111
00:51:49,105 --> 00:51:51,107
in that department.

1112
00:52:01,233 --> 00:52:02,618
Seymour, loudly:
What, are we

1113
00:52:02,618 --> 00:52:03,619
in slow motion here?

1114
00:52:04,120 --> 00:52:05,621
Come on, what are
you, hypnotized?!

1115
00:52:05,621 --> 00:52:07,623
Have some more kids,
why don't you?

1116
00:52:07,623 --> 00:52:09,625
Jesus Christ,
move it!

1117
00:52:09,625 --> 00:52:11,627
Seymour! God.

1118
00:52:15,497 --> 00:52:16,999
I can't believe
these people.

1119
00:52:17,499 --> 00:52:18,000
They could
at least turn off

1120
00:52:18,500 --> 00:52:19,501
their stupid
sports game

1121
00:52:19,501 --> 00:52:21,169
until he's
done playing.

1122
00:52:32,848 --> 00:52:34,516
Thank you.

1123
00:52:34,516 --> 00:52:36,518
Announcer: Don't go away,
we gotblues hammer

1124
00:52:36,518 --> 00:52:38,020
coming up in just a minute.

1125
00:52:38,520 --> 00:52:40,022
Hey, check that out.

1126
00:52:43,525 --> 00:52:45,027
She's nice...

1127
00:52:45,527 --> 00:52:46,528
but, you know.

1128
00:52:46,528 --> 00:52:47,529
Offer her a seat.

1129
00:52:48,030 --> 00:52:48,530
No.

1130
00:52:49,031 --> 00:52:50,032
I'll do it.
No, no, no, no.

1131
00:52:50,032 --> 00:52:52,034
W-wait, wait.
Let me think of

1132
00:52:52,034 --> 00:52:53,535
something to say
to her, first.

1133
00:52:57,039 --> 00:52:58,540
Ahh.

1134
00:53:11,053 --> 00:53:13,555
Hi.
Hello.

1135
00:53:13,555 --> 00:53:16,058
That was great music, huh?

1136
00:53:16,058 --> 00:53:18,060
Yeah,
I just love blues.

1137
00:53:18,060 --> 00:53:21,563
Actually, technically, uh...

1138
00:53:23,065 --> 00:53:24,066
what he was
mostly playing

1139
00:53:24,066 --> 00:53:25,567
would more accurately
be classified

1140
00:53:25,567 --> 00:53:27,569
in the--the ragtime idiom.

1141
00:53:27,702 --> 00:53:30,072
Al--although, of course,
not in the strictest sense

1142
00:53:30,072 --> 00:53:35,577
of the classical
ragtime piano music, uh,

1143
00:53:35,577 --> 00:53:40,082
like that of Scott joplin
or Joseph lamb.

1144
00:53:40,082 --> 00:53:43,085
Authentic blues has a--
has a more conventional

1145
00:53:43,085 --> 00:53:45,087
12-bar structure
in its stanzas.

1146
00:53:46,588 --> 00:53:49,591
Oh. If you like
authentic blues, uh,

1147
00:53:49,591 --> 00:53:50,592
you really gotta
check out

1148
00:53:50,592 --> 00:53:51,593
blues hammer.

1149
00:53:52,094 --> 00:53:53,595
They're so great.

1150
00:54:39,641 --> 00:54:42,144
Hi, hi!

1151
00:54:46,148 --> 00:54:48,150
Lance: All right, people,
are you ready to boogie?

1152
00:54:49,151 --> 00:54:51,153
'Cause we gonna
play some authentic,

1153
00:54:51,153 --> 00:54:53,655
way-down-in-the-delta blues.

1154
00:54:53,989 --> 00:54:56,625
So get ready
to rock your world!

1155
00:55:04,166 --> 00:55:07,669
<i> Well I been plowin'
behind the mule, son <i>

1156
00:55:07,669 --> 00:55:09,888
<i> Picking cotton
all day long <i>

1157
00:55:12,674 --> 00:55:15,677
<i>Yes I been plowin'<i>

1158
00:55:15,677 --> 00:55:18,647
<i> Picking cotton
all day long <i>

1159
00:55:20,682 --> 00:55:23,685
<i> I said lordy, baby <i>

1160
00:55:23,685 --> 00:55:26,688
<i><i> but my woman she be gone

1161
00:55:33,195 --> 00:55:35,197
well, now I remember
why I haven't been

1162
00:55:35,197 --> 00:55:36,698
anywhere in months.

1163
00:55:36,998 --> 00:55:38,200
It's simple
for everybody else.

1164
00:55:38,200 --> 00:55:41,203
You give 'em a big Mac
and a pair of nikes

1165
00:55:41,203 --> 00:55:42,704
and they're happy.
I just--i--

1166
00:55:42,704 --> 00:55:45,207
I can't relate
to 99% of humanity.

1167
00:55:45,207 --> 00:55:47,209
Well, I can't relate
to humanity, either,

1168
00:55:47,709 --> 00:55:49,211
but I don't think
it's completely hopeless.

1169
00:55:49,544 --> 00:55:51,713
Well, it's not
completely hopeless

1170
00:55:51,713 --> 00:55:52,714
for you.

1171
00:55:52,847 --> 00:55:54,216
I'm not even
in the same universe

1172
00:55:54,216 --> 00:55:55,717
as those creatures
back there.

1173
00:55:56,218 --> 00:55:57,219
We just need to
find you a place

1174
00:55:57,219 --> 00:55:59,221
where you can meet someone
who isn't a complete idiot,

1175
00:55:59,721 --> 00:56:00,222
that's all.

1176
00:56:02,724 --> 00:56:04,726
Why do you care so much
if I get a date or not?

1177
00:56:05,193 --> 00:56:07,229
I don't know.

1178
00:56:07,729 --> 00:56:08,730
Guess I just can't
stand the idea

1179
00:56:08,730 --> 00:56:09,731
of a world where
a guy like you

1180
00:56:09,731 --> 00:56:12,117
can't get a date.

1181
00:56:18,240 --> 00:56:19,991
What the--what
is this, Seymour?

1182
00:56:21,743 --> 00:56:24,246
Oh, that.

1183
00:56:24,246 --> 00:56:26,214
I borrowed that from work
about 15 years ago.

1184
00:56:26,214 --> 00:56:27,749
I guess it's mine now.

1185
00:56:28,250 --> 00:56:30,051
Were you a klansman
or something?

1186
00:56:31,253 --> 00:56:33,588
Yeah, I'm a klansman.

1187
00:56:34,756 --> 00:56:36,925
You know thecook's
chicken franchise?

1188
00:56:38,260 --> 00:56:39,261
"4-piece cook's special,

1189
00:56:39,761 --> 00:56:41,263
"deep-fried
with side and slaw.

1190
00:56:41,263 --> 00:56:43,265
It's outrageous!"

1191
00:56:43,265 --> 00:56:46,268
yeah, well,cook's
is just a made up name.

1192
00:56:48,270 --> 00:56:50,272
Back in 1922,
they were originally

1193
00:56:50,272 --> 00:56:52,274
called
coon chicken inn.

1194
00:56:52,274 --> 00:56:53,275
That's an
early painting

1195
00:56:53,275 --> 00:56:54,576
of their first logo.

1196
00:57:15,297 --> 00:57:16,798
Oh--

1197
00:57:18,300 --> 00:57:20,802
how come everybody
doesn't know this?

1198
00:57:20,802 --> 00:57:22,304
It's ancient history.

1199
00:57:22,304 --> 00:57:23,305
Same reason nobody knows

1200
00:57:23,305 --> 00:57:25,690
about this
Lionel belasco record.

1201
00:57:26,808 --> 00:57:27,309
Actually, I was
more interested

1202
00:57:27,809 --> 00:57:28,810
in the whole
cook's phenomenon

1203
00:57:28,810 --> 00:57:30,812
when I was about your age.

1204
00:57:30,812 --> 00:57:33,898
Sort of lost interest when
I started working for them.

1205
00:57:35,317 --> 00:57:37,285
You worked
for cook's chicken?

1206
00:57:38,820 --> 00:57:39,821
For 19 years.

1207
00:57:40,322 --> 00:57:42,824
Were you a fry cook
or something?

1208
00:57:42,824 --> 00:57:45,827
Nothing so glamorous,
actually.

1209
00:57:45,827 --> 00:57:49,331
I'm an assistant manager
at their corporate headquarters.

1210
00:57:49,464 --> 00:57:50,332
Jesus, I'd go nuts

1211
00:57:50,332 --> 00:57:52,334
if I had to work
in an office all day.

1212
00:57:55,837 --> 00:57:56,838
So, I don't really
get it.

1213
00:57:57,172 --> 00:57:58,340
Are you saying
that things

1214
00:57:58,340 --> 00:57:59,841
were better back
then, even though

1215
00:58:00,342 --> 00:58:00,842
there was stuff
like this?

1216
00:58:01,309 --> 00:58:04,346
I suppose things
are better now, but--

1217
00:58:04,846 --> 00:58:06,348
I don't know,
it's complicated.

1218
00:58:06,348 --> 00:58:08,350
People still hate each other,
but they just know

1219
00:58:08,350 --> 00:58:11,353
how to hide it better
or something.

1220
00:58:11,353 --> 00:58:13,688
Can I borrow this?

1221
00:58:14,856 --> 00:58:15,857
For what?

1222
00:58:16,024 --> 00:58:17,359
I promise I'll take
good care of it.

1223
00:58:17,359 --> 00:58:18,693
I don't know,
they're very sensitive

1224
00:58:18,860 --> 00:58:19,994
about that kind
of stuff at work.

1225
00:58:21,363 --> 00:58:23,365
Don't you trust me,
Seymour?

1226
00:58:25,367 --> 00:58:28,820
Let's address, um,
discussion to this piece.

1227
00:58:28,903 --> 00:58:30,872
Mm-hmm?

1228
00:58:30,872 --> 00:58:31,873
I don't like it.

1229
00:58:31,873 --> 00:58:34,376
Can you tell us why?

1230
00:58:34,542 --> 00:58:36,878
I don't know.

1231
00:58:36,878 --> 00:58:38,880
I think
it's totally weak.

1232
00:58:38,880 --> 00:58:40,882
Yeah, it's totally
offensive.

1233
00:58:40,882 --> 00:58:41,883
Yeah. I agree.

1234
00:58:42,384 --> 00:58:43,385
It's not right.

1235
00:58:43,585 --> 00:58:46,388
Well, these are all
valid comments, but...

1236
00:58:46,388 --> 00:58:48,390
I think we should see
if the artist

1237
00:58:48,390 --> 00:58:50,258
has anything
to bring to this.

1238
00:58:51,893 --> 00:58:53,895
Well, I...found this

1239
00:58:53,895 --> 00:58:55,397
when I was doing
some research,

1240
00:58:55,397 --> 00:58:58,400
and I discovered
that cook's chicken

1241
00:58:58,400 --> 00:59:00,902
used to be called
coon chicken.

1242
00:59:00,902 --> 00:59:03,405
So, I decided
to do my project

1243
00:59:03,405 --> 00:59:04,406
based on this discovery

1244
00:59:04,406 --> 00:59:08,410
as kind of a, uh,
a comment on racism.

1245
00:59:08,910 --> 00:59:09,911
And how it's
whitewashed over

1246
00:59:09,911 --> 00:59:10,912
in our culture.

1247
00:59:11,279 --> 00:59:13,415
Did you actually
do this painting?

1248
00:59:13,581 --> 00:59:18,420
Well, no, it's more
of a--a found art...object.

1249
00:59:18,420 --> 00:59:19,421
And how do you think

1250
00:59:19,921 --> 00:59:21,923
this addresses
the subject of racism?

1251
00:59:21,923 --> 00:59:23,925
It's complicated.

1252
00:59:24,426 --> 00:59:25,927
Uh, I guess I'm--
I'm trying to show

1253
00:59:25,927 --> 00:59:28,430
how racism used to be
more out in the open,

1254
00:59:28,430 --> 00:59:31,433
and now it's hidden...
or something.

1255
00:59:31,433 --> 00:59:33,935
And how do you think
an image like this

1256
00:59:33,935 --> 00:59:35,437
helps us to see that?

1257
00:59:35,637 --> 00:59:39,441
Um...i'm not sure.

1258
00:59:40,942 --> 00:59:44,446
I guess because when we
see something like this,

1259
00:59:44,446 --> 00:59:46,448
you know, it seems
really shocking.

1260
00:59:46,448 --> 00:59:49,451
And...we...have to wonder

1261
00:59:49,451 --> 00:59:51,319
why it's so shocking.

1262
00:59:55,323 --> 00:59:57,458
I don't really
know what to say, enid.

1263
01:00:01,329 --> 01:00:03,581
I think it's a remarkable
achievement.

1264
01:00:06,634 --> 01:00:08,336
Manager: I'm gonna
let you handle

1265
01:00:08,336 --> 01:00:10,338
the 4:30 crowd
by yourself.

1266
01:00:10,338 --> 01:00:11,339
And that way, I can
evaluate your performance

1267
01:00:11,839 --> 01:00:12,840
while it's slow.

1268
01:00:12,840 --> 01:00:14,842
And then we'll ease you
into the big crowds. All right?

1269
01:00:14,842 --> 01:00:15,843
You can count
on me, sir.

1270
01:00:15,843 --> 01:00:16,844
Cool.

1271
01:00:20,848 --> 01:00:24,852
Do you serve beer
or any alcohol?

1272
01:00:24,852 --> 01:00:26,854
I wish.

1273
01:00:26,854 --> 01:00:28,823
Actually, you wish.

1274
01:00:28,823 --> 01:00:30,358
After about 5 minutes
of this movie,

1275
01:00:30,358 --> 01:00:32,360
you're gonna wish
you had 10 beers.

1276
01:00:39,867 --> 01:00:40,868
What are you doing?

1277
01:00:40,868 --> 01:00:43,371
You don't ever
criticize the feature.

1278
01:00:43,371 --> 01:00:44,872
Why? What's
the difference?

1279
01:00:44,872 --> 01:00:47,875
I mean, we already
got his money.

1280
01:00:47,875 --> 01:00:49,877
Look,
that's the policy, ok?

1281
01:00:49,877 --> 01:00:51,379
If you want to make up
your own rules,

1282
01:00:51,379 --> 01:00:54,131
open up your own theater.

1283
01:00:56,384 --> 01:00:59,136
And let me have
lots of butter on it.

1284
01:01:01,889 --> 01:01:03,941
Ew!

1285
01:01:08,896 --> 01:01:10,898
Ahem.

1286
01:01:11,399 --> 01:01:12,400
Here you go.

1287
01:01:12,400 --> 01:01:14,902
Smothered in delicious
yellow chemical sludge.

1288
01:01:19,907 --> 01:01:22,410
What the hell
is wrong with you?

1289
01:01:22,910 --> 01:01:24,412
What?

1290
01:01:24,412 --> 01:01:25,913
I was just joking around
with the customers.

1291
01:01:25,913 --> 01:01:27,415
It's my shtick.

1292
01:01:27,415 --> 01:01:28,416
Well, lose it.

1293
01:01:28,416 --> 01:01:30,918
And why aren't you
pushing the larger sizes?

1294
01:01:30,918 --> 01:01:32,920
Didn't you get training
about up-sizing?

1295
01:01:33,421 --> 01:01:35,923
Yeah, but I feel
really weird.

1296
01:01:36,424 --> 01:01:37,925
It's pretty sleazy.

1297
01:01:39,927 --> 01:01:42,430
It's not...
optional!

1298
01:01:45,933 --> 01:01:47,935
Jesus.

1299
01:01:47,935 --> 01:01:51,155
Hi. Uh, can I get
a medium 7 up?

1300
01:01:52,440 --> 01:01:54,442
Medium?

1301
01:01:54,442 --> 01:01:55,943
Why, sir,
do you not know

1302
01:01:56,444 --> 01:01:57,945
that for a mere
25 cents more

1303
01:01:57,945 --> 01:01:59,947
you could purchase
a large beverage?

1304
01:02:00,247 --> 01:02:02,950
And you know, I'm only
telling you this

1305
01:02:02,950 --> 01:02:04,952
because we're
such good friends.

1306
01:02:04,952 --> 01:02:06,454
Medium is really
only for suckers

1307
01:02:06,454 --> 01:02:08,456
who don't know
the concept of value.

1308
01:02:08,789 --> 01:02:11,459
What are you
talking about?

1309
01:02:11,625 --> 01:02:12,460
I mean, what kind
of loser gets fired

1310
01:02:12,460 --> 01:02:13,961
after one day?

1311
01:02:14,094 --> 01:02:16,964
Look, I told you, the manager
was a total asshole.

1312
01:02:16,964 --> 01:02:18,966
I'll get another job.

1313
01:02:18,966 --> 01:02:19,967
Besides,
I have some ideas

1314
01:02:20,468 --> 01:02:22,269
to make money
in the meantime.

1315
01:02:26,106 --> 01:02:28,976
Rebecca: I can't believe you're
selling some of this stuff.

1316
01:02:29,443 --> 01:02:32,480
Fuck it.
Everything must go.

1317
01:02:37,485 --> 01:02:39,987
I remember this hat.

1318
01:02:39,987 --> 01:02:42,490
This was during your
little old lady phase.

1319
01:02:43,991 --> 01:02:45,493
How much is this?

1320
01:02:49,497 --> 01:02:52,500
That's, um...
not for sale.

1321
01:02:52,967 --> 01:02:54,502
Wait a minute. It says $5.

1322
01:02:54,502 --> 01:02:57,505
I know, it's...

1323
01:02:58,005 --> 01:02:59,006
that's a mistake.

1324
01:02:59,006 --> 01:03:01,008
I'm--
I'm not selling it.

1325
01:03:06,680 --> 01:03:08,015
Tsh.

1326
01:03:08,315 --> 01:03:09,517
What was that
all about?

1327
01:03:09,517 --> 01:03:11,018
I thought
"everything must go"?

1328
01:03:11,018 --> 01:03:12,019
Yeah, right.

1329
01:03:12,319 --> 01:03:14,021
Like I'm really gonna
let some asshole

1330
01:03:14,021 --> 01:03:17,107
with a soul patch
own goofy Gus.

1331
01:03:18,526 --> 01:03:19,527
How much for this dress?

1332
01:03:19,860 --> 01:03:22,530
God, I can't believe
you're selling that.

1333
01:03:26,534 --> 01:03:28,536
That's $500.

1334
01:03:28,536 --> 01:03:29,537
What?

1335
01:03:29,537 --> 01:03:31,539
500.

1336
01:03:31,539 --> 01:03:33,040
You're crazy.

1337
01:03:33,040 --> 01:03:34,542
It should be like $2.

1338
01:03:34,542 --> 01:03:37,044
I was wearing that
when I lost my virginity.

1339
01:03:37,344 --> 01:03:39,513
Well, why do I care
about that?

1340
01:03:39,513 --> 01:03:41,048
Well, why do you want it?

1341
01:03:41,048 --> 01:03:42,550
I mean, it would
look stupid on you anyway.

1342
01:03:43,050 --> 01:03:46,053
God...fuck you!

1343
01:03:48,556 --> 01:03:51,058
So, now are you gonna
get a regular job?

1344
01:03:55,563 --> 01:03:57,064
Do you want
to do something tonight?

1345
01:03:57,565 --> 01:03:59,066
I can't. It's Seymour's
birthday tonight.

1346
01:03:59,567 --> 01:04:01,068
Oh, shit.
What time is it?

1347
01:04:01,068 --> 01:04:02,069
I'm supposed
to go to the store.

1348
01:04:02,570 --> 01:04:04,572
I was gonna
make him a cake.

1349
01:04:04,572 --> 01:04:06,574
Do you still want
to go shopping tomorrow?

1350
01:04:07,074 --> 01:04:09,076
Uh, yeah, I guess.
Call me.

1351
01:04:17,084 --> 01:04:19,086
Since when can you
make a cake?

1352
01:04:19,086 --> 01:04:21,088
[tango music playing]

1353
01:04:29,096 --> 01:04:31,098
Enid: Ok, you can open
your eyes now.

1354
01:04:33,601 --> 01:04:36,020
Oh, hey. Thanks, enid.
I really appreciate it.

1355
01:04:37,605 --> 01:04:39,607
No, blow it out,
doofus.

1356
01:04:43,611 --> 01:04:44,612
Ow.

1357
01:04:44,612 --> 01:04:46,113
Ahh...

1358
01:04:46,113 --> 01:04:47,114
are you ok?

1359
01:04:47,615 --> 01:04:49,116
Yeah.

1360
01:04:49,116 --> 01:04:51,118
Ooh, it's just
my stupid back.

1361
01:04:51,118 --> 01:04:52,620
I'll be all right
in a minute.

1362
01:04:56,957 --> 01:04:58,626
What is that?

1363
01:04:58,926 --> 01:05:02,129
It's, uh...

1364
01:05:02,129 --> 01:05:04,131
it's just this elastic thing
I have to wear sometimes

1365
01:05:04,131 --> 01:05:05,633
for lumbar support.

1366
01:05:06,133 --> 01:05:07,635
What? Like a girdle?

1367
01:05:10,638 --> 01:05:13,140
Maybe now you can understand
why I can't get a date.

1368
01:05:13,140 --> 01:05:16,143
Well, at least you're
not the only one.

1369
01:05:16,143 --> 01:05:18,195
I think only stupid people
have good relationships.

1370
01:05:19,146 --> 01:05:22,149
That's the spirit.

1371
01:05:22,149 --> 01:05:23,651
Actually, there
is this one guy

1372
01:05:23,651 --> 01:05:26,153
I have a crush on
right now, but, oh...

1373
01:05:26,153 --> 01:05:28,656
totally fucked-up
situation.

1374
01:05:30,157 --> 01:05:31,659
Oh, yeah?

1375
01:05:31,659 --> 01:05:33,661
Yeah. You met him,
remember? That guy Josh.

1376
01:05:33,827 --> 01:05:35,162
But I can't
do anything about it,

1377
01:05:35,162 --> 01:05:37,164
because Becky would
totally freak out.

1378
01:05:39,667 --> 01:05:40,668
Why?

1379
01:05:41,001 --> 01:05:42,670
Just forget it.
It's complicated.

1380
01:05:47,675 --> 01:05:49,176
Aren't you gonna
get that?

1381
01:05:49,677 --> 01:05:50,678
Let the machine get it.

1382
01:05:50,678 --> 01:05:52,179
I have no desire
to talk to anyone

1383
01:05:52,179 --> 01:05:53,681
who might be calling me.

1384
01:05:53,681 --> 01:05:55,182
And I'll call you
back as soon as I get home.

1385
01:05:57,685 --> 01:06:01,188
I knew it.
It's my mother.

1386
01:06:01,188 --> 01:06:03,691
Hi,
I'm calling for...

1387
01:06:04,692 --> 01:06:06,193
You placed an ad
in the weekly

1388
01:06:06,193 --> 01:06:07,695
over a month ago, and...

1389
01:06:07,695 --> 01:06:10,698
well, I'm the blond
in the yellow dress.

1390
01:06:10,698 --> 01:06:12,700
At least,
I think I am.

1391
01:06:12,700 --> 01:06:14,201
I saw the ad when you
first placed it,

1392
01:06:14,702 --> 01:06:16,203
but I was in this
relationship at the time,

1393
01:06:16,203 --> 01:06:18,205
so, I cut the ad out, and...

1394
01:06:18,505 --> 01:06:20,708
and I'm not
in a relationship anymore.

1395
01:06:20,708 --> 01:06:22,710
God, this is really
confusing.

1396
01:06:22,710 --> 01:06:23,711
Don't!

1397
01:06:23,711 --> 01:06:25,212
Anyway, if you still
want to talk to me,

1398
01:06:25,713 --> 01:06:29,216
I can be reached
at 555-2673.

1399
01:06:29,216 --> 01:06:31,719
That's my work number,
and, uh...

1400
01:06:31,719 --> 01:06:34,722
my name is Dana. uh...

1401
01:06:35,222 --> 01:06:37,725
ok! Bye.

1402
01:06:39,727 --> 01:06:40,728
Wow.

1403
01:06:43,230 --> 01:06:44,231
What was all that
about?

1404
01:06:44,231 --> 01:06:46,233
It's just somebody's
idea of a joke.

1405
01:06:46,233 --> 01:06:49,236
Uh, that didn't
sound like a joke to me.

1406
01:06:50,237 --> 01:06:52,740
What, did you...
place an ad

1407
01:06:53,240 --> 01:06:54,241
in the personals
or something.

1408
01:06:54,408 --> 01:06:57,411
Yeah. A long time ago.

1409
01:06:57,411 --> 01:06:59,413
She called before,
it's just...

1410
01:06:59,413 --> 01:07:01,415
somebody trying
to humiliate me.

1411
01:07:01,415 --> 01:07:03,917
I think you should
call her back.

1412
01:07:12,926 --> 01:07:14,928
Oh, look. We have
to get these.

1413
01:07:20,434 --> 01:07:23,437
You know, I can't afford
stuff like this right now.

1414
01:07:23,937 --> 01:07:24,938
Look, I'm sick of waiting.

1415
01:07:24,938 --> 01:07:26,940
I mean, we have to get stuff
if we're ever gonna move.

1416
01:07:30,444 --> 01:07:32,446
Aren't these
the greatest?

1417
01:07:32,446 --> 01:07:33,447
Tsh.

1418
01:07:35,449 --> 01:07:36,950
What? They're nice.

1419
01:07:38,452 --> 01:07:40,954
I can't imagine spending
money on plastic cups.

1420
01:07:40,954 --> 01:07:41,955
You don't have to,
you know.

1421
01:07:41,955 --> 01:07:43,457
I mean, I'll pay for
everything now,

1422
01:07:43,457 --> 01:07:45,959
and you can pay me back
when you finally get a job.

1423
01:07:45,959 --> 01:07:46,960
You're insane.

1424
01:07:46,960 --> 01:07:49,963
So, are we still going
to that thing tonight?

1425
01:07:49,963 --> 01:07:51,465
What thing?

1426
01:07:51,465 --> 01:07:53,467
You know, that guy's band
is playing tonight.

1427
01:07:53,467 --> 01:07:55,969
Um...alien autopsy.

1428
01:07:55,969 --> 01:07:58,972
Actually, Seymour's
big date is tonight.

1429
01:07:58,972 --> 01:08:00,474
And I kind of want
to be around when he calls.

1430
01:08:00,474 --> 01:08:02,476
You know, so I can hear
how badly it went.

1431
01:08:02,609 --> 01:08:04,811
God, I'm so sick
of Seymour.

1432
01:08:09,983 --> 01:08:11,985
That was great.

1433
01:08:11,985 --> 01:08:13,987
Jeez, thanks a lot
for cooking.

1434
01:08:14,488 --> 01:08:15,489
Oh, I love to cook.

1435
01:08:15,489 --> 01:08:16,490
Yeah?

1436
01:08:16,990 --> 01:08:17,991
And I guess most women

1437
01:08:17,991 --> 01:08:21,495
wouldn't invite a guy over
on the first date, but...

1438
01:08:21,495 --> 01:08:23,997
I think you should
trust your instincts.

1439
01:08:23,997 --> 01:08:24,998
When I talked to you
on the phone

1440
01:08:24,998 --> 01:08:26,500
you just seemed so...

1441
01:08:26,500 --> 01:08:29,002
I don't know.
So harmless.

1442
01:08:29,503 --> 01:08:30,504
Thanks.

1443
01:08:31,838 --> 01:08:34,007
[blues record playing]

1444
01:08:38,512 --> 01:08:40,514
Ew.

1445
01:08:40,514 --> 01:08:41,515
Tsh.

1446
01:08:48,522 --> 01:08:50,023
[solidby ashford & Simpson
playing]

1447
01:08:50,023 --> 01:08:53,527
Mmm. Mmm.
I love this song.

1448
01:08:53,527 --> 01:08:56,029
<i> Solid as a rock <i>

1449
01:08:56,029 --> 01:08:57,030
[turns music way up]

1450
01:08:57,030 --> 01:08:58,031
Isn't it great?

1451
01:08:58,031 --> 01:09:00,534
<i> That's what
this love is <i>

1452
01:09:00,534 --> 01:09:02,536
Doesn't it make you
want to dance?

1453
01:09:02,536 --> 01:09:03,537
Come on!

1454
01:09:03,537 --> 01:09:05,038
No, I don't--
I don't really dance.

1455
01:09:05,038 --> 01:09:07,541
Oh, come on, Seymour.
Don't be silly.

1456
01:09:07,541 --> 01:09:09,042
Anybody can dance.

1457
01:09:09,042 --> 01:09:11,044
Here, follow me.
Watch my feet.

1458
01:09:11,044 --> 01:09:12,045
<i> Solid as a rock <i>

1459
01:09:12,546 --> 01:09:13,547
No, really, no--

1460
01:09:13,547 --> 01:09:15,549
oh, come on, Seymour.

1461
01:09:15,549 --> 01:09:16,550
I, uh...

1462
01:09:16,550 --> 01:09:17,551
just feel the music.

1463
01:09:17,551 --> 01:09:20,554
Loosen up.
It's all in your head.

1464
01:09:20,854 --> 01:09:23,557
Here, let's put down
your bowl of ice cream.

1465
01:09:23,557 --> 01:09:26,059
Wow, it's 10:00 already.

1466
01:09:26,059 --> 01:09:27,060
If we're gonna
make that movie,

1467
01:09:27,060 --> 01:09:28,061
don't you think
we should go?

1468
01:09:28,562 --> 01:09:31,898
Ok. Party pooper.

1469
01:09:46,079 --> 01:09:48,582
I'm so excited
to see this film.

1470
01:09:49,082 --> 01:09:51,585
Dustoff varnya is such
a brilliant director.

1471
01:09:51,585 --> 01:09:53,086
Did you see his last film...

1472
01:09:53,086 --> 01:09:54,588
the flower
that drank the moon?

1473
01:09:55,088 --> 01:09:57,557
Oh, it was...glorious.

1474
01:09:57,557 --> 01:09:59,593
Must have
missed that one.

1475
01:09:59,593 --> 01:10:00,594
Then again,
what do I know?

1476
01:10:01,094 --> 01:10:02,562
I like Laurel and Hardy
movies.

1477
01:10:02,562 --> 01:10:06,099
Really? Never really
cared for those.

1478
01:10:06,099 --> 01:10:07,100
I mean,
why does the fat one

1479
01:10:07,601 --> 01:10:09,352
always have to be so mean
to the skinny one?

1480
01:10:26,620 --> 01:10:27,621
Hello?

1481
01:10:27,621 --> 01:10:29,623
Hey. It's me.

1482
01:10:29,623 --> 01:10:31,625
Oh, hi. uh...

1483
01:10:31,625 --> 01:10:33,126
so...what happened?

1484
01:10:33,627 --> 01:10:35,629
Um...actually, it's still
kind of happening.

1485
01:10:36,129 --> 01:10:37,130
She's over here right now.

1486
01:10:37,631 --> 01:10:39,633
I--i think it's going
pretty well.

1487
01:10:39,633 --> 01:10:41,635
What? You're joking.

1488
01:10:41,635 --> 01:10:42,636
Yeah, so, I better go.

1489
01:10:42,636 --> 01:10:44,638
It's not really the best
time to talk. ok?

1490
01:10:44,638 --> 01:10:46,139
What, are you gonna, like,
have sex with her

1491
01:10:46,139 --> 01:10:47,607
on your first date?

1492
01:10:47,607 --> 01:10:49,142
Jesus, I'll--

1493
01:10:49,142 --> 01:10:51,144
I'll talk to you
later. Ok? Bye.

1494
01:10:52,145 --> 01:10:53,146
That's my mother.

1495
01:10:53,647 --> 01:10:54,614
Oh.

1496
01:11:00,954 --> 01:11:02,155
Anybody home?

1497
01:11:09,162 --> 01:11:10,163
Woman: Duncan, please.

1498
01:11:10,163 --> 01:11:12,165
We're having
a private conversation.

1499
01:11:15,168 --> 01:11:17,170
Hello?

1500
01:11:17,170 --> 01:11:20,173
Do you still
want to do something tonight?

1501
01:11:20,173 --> 01:11:21,675
What happened
to Seymour?

1502
01:11:21,841 --> 01:11:24,678
I can't believe this.
He actually scored.

1503
01:11:24,978 --> 01:11:27,180
God, how repulsive.

1504
01:11:27,180 --> 01:11:29,182
So, should I come over?

1505
01:11:29,182 --> 01:11:31,685
Um...actually,
I was just about

1506
01:11:31,685 --> 01:11:33,186
to go out
with some friends.

1507
01:11:33,486 --> 01:11:36,690
What are you
talking about? Who?

1508
01:11:36,690 --> 01:11:38,692
Just some people
from work.

1509
01:11:41,194 --> 01:11:42,696
I don't believe you.

1510
01:11:42,996 --> 01:11:45,699
You know, you said
you busy, so...

1511
01:11:46,199 --> 01:11:48,201
look, I better
get going.

1512
01:11:48,201 --> 01:11:49,202
Um...

1513
01:11:49,202 --> 01:11:52,205
I guess I'll call you
tomorrow.

1514
01:12:34,214 --> 01:12:35,715
Boo!
Oh!

1515
01:12:35,715 --> 01:12:37,217
Please.

1516
01:12:39,219 --> 01:12:40,720
Boy.

1517
01:12:41,721 --> 01:12:44,224
So, where have you been?

1518
01:12:44,224 --> 01:12:45,725
I've been looking
all over for you.

1519
01:12:46,226 --> 01:12:47,227
I've been
wandering the streets,

1520
01:12:47,227 --> 01:12:50,230
day and night,
trying to find you.

1521
01:12:50,230 --> 01:12:51,181
Really?

1522
01:12:51,264 --> 01:12:53,733
No. Joe told me
where you are.

1523
01:12:56,236 --> 01:12:59,239
But...how come you never
call me anymore?

1524
01:12:59,405 --> 01:13:00,740
I know. I'm sorry.

1525
01:13:00,740 --> 01:13:04,244
I've just been...
really busy.

1526
01:13:06,246 --> 01:13:08,248
So, um...

1527
01:13:08,248 --> 01:13:10,250
how are things going
with...

1528
01:13:10,250 --> 01:13:11,251
what's her name?
Dana?

1529
01:13:11,251 --> 01:13:12,752
Dana.
Hmm.

1530
01:13:12,752 --> 01:13:16,256
Um...pretty well.
Surprisingly, uh, you know.

1531
01:13:16,256 --> 01:13:19,259
yeah. It's good.

1532
01:13:21,261 --> 01:13:22,262
What do you do together?

1533
01:13:22,262 --> 01:13:24,764
She...into your old
records and stuff?

1534
01:13:25,098 --> 01:13:25,765
Um, yeah, sort of.

1535
01:13:26,266 --> 01:13:29,769
Uh, I mean, she doesn't
dislike that stuff.

1536
01:13:29,769 --> 01:13:30,770
Anyway, she's trying.

1537
01:13:31,271 --> 01:13:33,273
Actually, we're supposed
to go, um, antique shopping

1538
01:13:33,273 --> 01:13:34,774
for her apartment
this afternoon.

1539
01:13:35,275 --> 01:13:36,276
Oh.

1540
01:13:36,276 --> 01:13:37,777
Sounds good.

1541
01:13:37,777 --> 01:13:41,281
Mmm. So, um,
we should get together.

1542
01:13:41,281 --> 01:13:43,783
Um, I'll, uh, I'll, uh,
definitely give you a call

1543
01:13:43,783 --> 01:13:45,785
this, uh, week
or something.

1544
01:13:46,786 --> 01:13:48,238
Are you trying
to get rid of me?

1545
01:13:48,321 --> 01:13:50,290
No, no, no. No, no.
It's just that I--

1546
01:13:50,290 --> 01:13:53,793
I, um, I should be going
in a few minutes, and...

1547
01:13:56,796 --> 01:14:00,333
are you even gonna...
ask how I'm doing?

1548
01:14:01,801 --> 01:14:02,802
Sorry.

1549
01:14:02,802 --> 01:14:04,804
So, um...

1550
01:14:04,804 --> 01:14:05,805
how are you?

1551
01:14:07,807 --> 01:14:10,310
I don't know.
Good, I guess.

1552
01:14:11,811 --> 01:14:12,812
Seymour.

1553
01:14:12,812 --> 01:14:14,814
Oh, hello.

1554
01:14:14,814 --> 01:14:16,316
Guess I'm a little
early.

1555
01:14:16,482 --> 01:14:17,817
Dana.

1556
01:14:17,817 --> 01:14:20,320
Um, Dana--

1557
01:14:20,320 --> 01:14:23,323
this is--this is,
uh, enid.

1558
01:14:23,323 --> 01:14:24,774
Hello.

1559
01:14:24,857 --> 01:14:27,827
It's great
to finally meet you.

1560
01:14:27,827 --> 01:14:28,828
So, um...

1561
01:14:29,162 --> 01:14:31,331
how do you two
know each other?

1562
01:14:31,331 --> 01:14:32,332
Um--

1563
01:14:32,332 --> 01:14:33,833
kind of surprised
he hasn't mentioned me.

1564
01:14:33,833 --> 01:14:35,335
We're old friends.

1565
01:14:35,335 --> 01:14:36,836
Really?

1566
01:14:36,836 --> 01:14:38,838
Yeah. Very close.

1567
01:14:38,838 --> 01:14:41,341
In fact, I was standing
right next to him

1568
01:14:41,341 --> 01:14:42,842
the first day
you called.

1569
01:14:43,343 --> 01:14:44,844
You know, if it
wasn't for me,

1570
01:14:44,844 --> 01:14:47,347
he would have never
called you back.

1571
01:14:47,347 --> 01:14:48,848
Is that right?

1572
01:14:49,215 --> 01:14:49,849
I--I would have--

1573
01:14:49,849 --> 01:14:51,851
well, I've really
got to get going.

1574
01:14:51,851 --> 01:14:54,354
But, uh, I'll stop by

1575
01:14:54,354 --> 01:14:55,355
and see you sometime,
Seymour.

1576
01:14:57,890 --> 01:15:00,643
Really was...
great to meet you.

1577
01:15:03,730 --> 01:15:04,364
Now remember,

1578
01:15:04,364 --> 01:15:05,865
the art show
is this Saturday,

1579
01:15:05,865 --> 01:15:07,367
7:30 P.M., sharp.

1580
01:15:07,567 --> 01:15:11,320
Bye. Bye, Margaret.

1581
01:15:11,404 --> 01:15:13,373
Oh, and Justin.

1582
01:15:15,375 --> 01:15:16,876
I'm sorry.

1583
01:15:16,876 --> 01:15:21,381
Oh! I'm gonna really miss
all of you people.

1584
01:15:21,714 --> 01:15:24,384
I hope that each of you
feels as if you'll be

1585
01:15:24,384 --> 01:15:27,887
taking away something
from this experience.

1586
01:15:30,390 --> 01:15:32,392
Thanks. So long,
everyone.

1587
01:15:34,894 --> 01:15:37,397
Uh...

1588
01:15:37,397 --> 01:15:39,899
Enid, can I speak
to you for a moment?

1589
01:15:39,899 --> 01:15:40,900
Uh-oh.

1590
01:15:40,900 --> 01:15:42,402
Don't worry,
it's nothing bad.

1591
01:15:42,402 --> 01:15:44,404
I got a call from
a close friend of mine

1592
01:15:44,404 --> 01:15:46,406
at the academy of art
and design,

1593
01:15:46,406 --> 01:15:47,407
and she tells me

1594
01:15:47,407 --> 01:15:49,409
I'm allowed
to place one student

1595
01:15:49,409 --> 01:15:50,910
from your
graduating class

1596
01:15:51,411 --> 01:15:52,912
for a full one-year
scholarship,

1597
01:15:53,246 --> 01:15:55,415
and I took the liberty
of submitting your name.

1598
01:15:55,415 --> 01:15:56,416
Hmm.

1599
01:15:56,416 --> 01:15:57,917
As far as a know
it includes housing

1600
01:15:57,917 --> 01:16:00,420
and meals and everything.
It's really quite an offer.

1601
01:16:00,420 --> 01:16:02,422
Huh.

1602
01:16:02,422 --> 01:16:05,925
Well, let me know
as soon as you can, enid.

1603
01:16:05,925 --> 01:16:08,594
This could be a really
great thing for you.

1604
01:16:15,435 --> 01:16:16,436
Pumpkin?

1605
01:16:16,436 --> 01:16:18,438
honey?

1606
01:16:18,438 --> 01:16:20,440
I'm coming in.

1607
01:16:21,441 --> 01:16:23,443
Well, I have
some good news.

1608
01:16:23,943 --> 01:16:24,944
What is it now?

1609
01:16:24,944 --> 01:16:26,446
Are you still
looking for a job?

1610
01:16:26,446 --> 01:16:27,447
I guess.

1611
01:16:27,947 --> 01:16:29,949
Ok, 'cause Maxine thinks
she can get you a job

1612
01:16:29,949 --> 01:16:30,950
at computer station.

1613
01:16:30,950 --> 01:16:32,452
And normally, you know,
you have to have

1614
01:16:32,452 --> 01:16:34,954
a lot of references,
and--i don't know,

1615
01:16:34,954 --> 01:16:36,956
at least 2 years
of experience,

1616
01:16:36,956 --> 01:16:39,459
but she thinks
she can convince them.

1617
01:16:39,459 --> 01:16:40,960
Hmm.

1618
01:16:40,960 --> 01:16:43,463
Tell her to forget it.
I don't need her help.

1619
01:16:45,965 --> 01:16:48,468
Ok...that's, uh,
that's--that's, uh...

1620
01:16:48,968 --> 01:16:51,471
you know, if--
if--if--if--if that's...

1621
01:16:51,971 --> 01:16:52,972
I--mm-hmm.

1622
01:17:10,490 --> 01:17:11,991
Awful!
Just awful!

1623
01:17:12,492 --> 01:17:13,993
I will take care of it,
I promise you.

1624
01:17:14,494 --> 01:17:16,996
I will handle it.
I promise, ok? Thank you.

1625
01:17:17,497 --> 01:17:19,999
Excuse me.

1626
01:17:19,999 --> 01:17:22,502
I'm sorry, I need to speak
with her for a second.

1627
01:17:22,502 --> 01:17:23,503
Well, enjoy the show.

1628
01:17:23,503 --> 01:17:24,504
Thank you.

1629
01:17:24,504 --> 01:17:26,005
Yes, what is it,
Phyllis?

1630
01:17:26,005 --> 01:17:27,507
I am sorry,
but you are simply

1631
01:17:27,507 --> 01:17:29,008
going to have
to remove that painting.

1632
01:17:29,509 --> 01:17:31,010
Several of the parents have
complained about it already.

1633
01:17:31,377 --> 01:17:33,513
Well, I will do
no such thing.

1634
01:17:33,513 --> 01:17:35,014
Then I guess I'm going
to go over there

1635
01:17:35,014 --> 01:17:36,015
and take it down myself.

1636
01:17:36,015 --> 01:17:38,518
I think we should
give the artist

1637
01:17:38,518 --> 01:17:40,019
a chance to talk
with the parents

1638
01:17:40,019 --> 01:17:42,021
about her intentions
with this piece.

1639
01:17:42,021 --> 01:17:45,024
We should be promoting
discussion as a solution

1640
01:17:45,525 --> 01:17:46,526
instead of censorship.

1641
01:17:46,526 --> 01:17:48,027
Censorship?!
Yes.

1642
01:17:48,027 --> 01:17:49,529
Oh, that is such
a big word

1643
01:17:49,529 --> 01:17:51,030
for you, Roberta.

1644
01:17:51,030 --> 01:17:53,032
Excuse me.

1645
01:17:53,032 --> 01:17:54,033
Do not touch that--

1646
01:17:54,033 --> 01:17:55,535
ok, I have a solution.

1647
01:17:55,535 --> 01:17:57,036
Thank you, everyone,
for your patience.

1648
01:17:57,036 --> 01:17:59,038
Enid!

1649
01:17:59,539 --> 01:18:02,041
Margaret...
have you seen enid?

1650
01:18:02,041 --> 01:18:03,543
I don't think
she's even here.

1651
01:18:04,043 --> 01:18:05,545
You're kidding. Well...

1652
01:18:07,213 --> 01:18:08,047
All right. There we go.

1653
01:18:08,047 --> 01:18:10,049
Thank you,
very much.

1654
01:18:10,550 --> 01:18:11,551
Uh...

1655
01:18:20,560 --> 01:18:21,561
Hi!
Oh, hi.

1656
01:18:21,561 --> 01:18:24,564
So, um...excuse me.

1657
01:18:24,564 --> 01:18:25,565
So, there's
this stupid art show

1658
01:18:25,565 --> 01:18:26,566
I'm going to tonight,

1659
01:18:26,566 --> 01:18:28,067
and I want you
to be my date.

1660
01:18:28,067 --> 01:18:29,068
There's something
I want to show you.

1661
01:18:29,569 --> 01:18:31,070
Uh...yeah, I...

1662
01:18:31,070 --> 01:18:32,572
I don't think I should.

1663
01:18:32,572 --> 01:18:33,573
Of course you should.

1664
01:18:33,573 --> 01:18:35,575
I'm already a million
hours late. Come on.

1665
01:18:36,075 --> 01:18:37,076
I better not.

1666
01:18:39,078 --> 01:18:41,080
Ok. Well, forget
the art show.

1667
01:18:41,080 --> 01:18:42,582
Let's do
something else, then.

1668
01:18:43,082 --> 01:18:44,083
I really...

1669
01:18:44,083 --> 01:18:46,085
wish I could,
enid, but...

1670
01:18:46,085 --> 01:18:50,089
you know, Dana just got out
of a really bad relationship,

1671
01:18:50,089 --> 01:18:53,092
and I don't want her to have
the wrong idea. You know?

1672
01:18:53,092 --> 01:18:54,093
Hey, what's happening?

1673
01:18:58,598 --> 01:19:00,600
Where'd you get
those pants?

1674
01:19:03,102 --> 01:19:04,553
They were a present
from Dana.

1675
01:19:04,637 --> 01:19:06,973
You like them?
They a good fit?

1676
01:19:09,108 --> 01:19:10,109
Yeah, whatever.

1677
01:19:10,109 --> 01:19:11,611
I mean, what do I know
about clothes?

1678
01:19:11,611 --> 01:19:14,447
It's nice to have somebody
do all the work for me.

1679
01:19:19,619 --> 01:19:21,654
Joe: I'll just
be in my room.

1680
01:19:24,123 --> 01:19:26,125
What's her deal, anyway?
Did she actually tell you

1681
01:19:26,626 --> 01:19:27,627
that you can't
see me anymore?

1682
01:19:27,627 --> 01:19:30,630
No. No, I mean...

1683
01:19:32,632 --> 01:19:34,634
not exactly, I mean,
she--she just, uh...

1684
01:19:37,637 --> 01:19:39,138
she just doesn't
understand

1685
01:19:39,138 --> 01:19:41,140
how I would know
someone like you.

1686
01:19:41,340 --> 01:19:43,142
What does that mean?
"someone like me."

1687
01:19:43,643 --> 01:19:46,812
just...someone so young.

1688
01:19:52,151 --> 01:19:54,153
Don't worry. I won't
bother you anymore.

1689
01:20:43,703 --> 01:20:44,704
Hi.

1690
01:20:46,205 --> 01:20:47,206
Hello.

1691
01:20:49,208 --> 01:20:50,710
Do you remember me?

1692
01:20:52,712 --> 01:20:55,214
Sure. Sure.

1693
01:21:00,720 --> 01:21:02,221
You know, you're like
the only person

1694
01:21:02,221 --> 01:21:05,224
in this world
that I can count on.

1695
01:21:05,224 --> 01:21:07,226
Because,
no matter what,

1696
01:21:07,727 --> 01:21:09,729
I know you'll
always be here.

1697
01:21:12,231 --> 01:21:15,684
Well, that's what
you think.

1698
01:21:17,686 --> 01:21:20,189
I'm leaving town.

1699
01:21:25,111 --> 01:21:27,113
Enid: Where are we? This
is such a weird neighborhood.

1700
01:21:27,113 --> 01:21:29,615
This is a totally normal,
average neighborhood.

1701
01:21:30,116 --> 01:21:32,618
3128...

1702
01:21:32,618 --> 01:21:33,619
that must be it.

1703
01:21:34,120 --> 01:21:35,087
Great.

1704
01:21:36,622 --> 01:21:38,624
What? What's wrong
with it?

1705
01:21:39,125 --> 01:21:40,126
It looks totally normal.

1706
01:21:40,126 --> 01:21:41,627
What? I said great.

1707
01:21:41,961 --> 01:21:43,129
Yeah, I can tell
you really love it.

1708
01:21:43,129 --> 01:21:44,630
Uhh...what am I
supposed to say?

1709
01:21:44,630 --> 01:21:46,132
"Gee, I can't wait
to live in some

1710
01:21:46,132 --> 01:21:47,133
depressing shit-hole

1711
01:21:47,133 --> 01:21:48,134
out in the middle
of nowhere"?

1712
01:21:48,634 --> 01:21:51,137
You know, you hate every
single place that we look at.

1713
01:21:51,303 --> 01:21:52,638
I mean, why don't you
just tell me

1714
01:21:52,771 --> 01:21:55,558
that you don't want
to live with me anymore?

1715
01:21:57,643 --> 01:21:58,644
Because...

1716
01:21:58,644 --> 01:21:59,645
you'll totally freak out

1717
01:22:00,146 --> 01:22:01,147
and act like a psycho
about it!

1718
01:22:01,647 --> 01:22:03,149
What?!

1719
01:22:03,649 --> 01:22:04,650
You're the psycho.

1720
01:22:04,650 --> 01:22:06,152
I mean, you've
totally ignored me

1721
01:22:06,285 --> 01:22:07,653
ever since
high school ended.

1722
01:22:07,987 --> 01:22:09,655
You're the one
who's still living out

1723
01:22:09,655 --> 01:22:11,657
some stupid,
seventh grade fantasy!

1724
01:22:11,657 --> 01:22:12,658
"Your own apartment."

1725
01:22:13,125 --> 01:22:14,660
fuck you.

1726
01:22:14,660 --> 01:22:15,661
Have fun living
with your dad

1727
01:22:16,162 --> 01:22:18,664
for the rest
of your life.

1728
01:22:23,669 --> 01:22:27,173
God. Fuck you, too.

1729
01:22:29,175 --> 01:22:31,177
Pumpkin?

1730
01:22:31,510 --> 01:22:33,679
Pump--pumpkin?

1731
01:22:36,682 --> 01:22:38,184
Honey?

1732
01:22:38,184 --> 01:22:40,186
What's wrong?

1733
01:22:44,190 --> 01:22:45,191
Nothing.

1734
01:22:45,191 --> 01:22:46,692
Because, honey,
if something's wrong,

1735
01:22:46,692 --> 01:22:49,195
I'd love it if we
could talk about it.

1736
01:22:50,696 --> 01:22:51,697
It's nothing.

1737
01:22:51,697 --> 01:22:53,199
It's just some
hormonal thing.

1738
01:22:53,699 --> 01:22:54,700
Don't worry
about it.

1739
01:22:54,700 --> 01:22:56,202
Ok, because, you know,

1740
01:22:56,368 --> 01:22:58,704
I have some very,
very important news,

1741
01:22:59,038 --> 01:23:02,208
uh, to talk about.
And...you know,

1742
01:23:02,374 --> 01:23:03,709
if you're not feeling well,
we can just do this

1743
01:23:03,709 --> 01:23:05,544
some other time.

1744
01:23:07,713 --> 01:23:09,215
What?

1745
01:23:10,716 --> 01:23:14,720
Well, Maxine and I have been
seeing a lot of each other.

1746
01:23:14,720 --> 01:23:15,721
And we were thinking
it might be really best

1747
01:23:16,188 --> 01:23:18,224
for all of us if,

1748
01:23:18,224 --> 01:23:19,725
at the end of the summer,

1749
01:23:20,226 --> 01:23:21,727
she came here
to live with us.

1750
01:23:21,727 --> 01:23:22,728
And, you know,
we could really just

1751
01:23:22,728 --> 01:23:24,730
see how we got along
together,

1752
01:23:24,730 --> 01:23:27,483
and...and, uh,
see if this is--

1753
01:23:39,044 --> 01:23:44,250
Is this
your first death mask?

1754
01:23:44,250 --> 01:23:45,751
All artists
have to suffer.

1755
01:23:45,751 --> 01:23:47,753
Um, hi.

1756
01:23:47,920 --> 01:23:49,755
Oh, just a minute.

1757
01:23:50,256 --> 01:23:53,759
I, um, I brought
the application

1758
01:23:53,759 --> 01:23:54,760
for the art academy.

1759
01:23:54,760 --> 01:23:56,762
I just hope
it's not too late.

1760
01:23:57,263 --> 01:24:01,267
I am so sorry about
what happened, enid.

1761
01:24:01,567 --> 01:24:03,769
What do you mean?

1762
01:24:03,769 --> 01:24:05,771
Well, the whole business
with the art show

1763
01:24:05,771 --> 01:24:09,775
and the newspaper--
it's just absolutely...

1764
01:24:09,775 --> 01:24:11,777
well, they're forcing me
to give you

1765
01:24:11,777 --> 01:24:15,281
a non-passing grade
in the class.

1766
01:24:15,781 --> 01:24:18,784
Can't I still get a scholarship
to the art academy?

1767
01:24:19,251 --> 01:24:20,786
Well, I'm sorry, enid--

1768
01:24:20,786 --> 01:24:21,754
Can you
help me out here?

1769
01:24:21,754 --> 01:24:24,790
I can't breath
under this mask.

1770
01:24:24,923 --> 01:24:25,791
That's fine. That's fine.

1771
01:24:25,791 --> 01:24:28,294
Just breathe.
Don't worry about it.

1772
01:24:46,812 --> 01:24:48,314
Hey, what are you
doing here?

1773
01:24:48,814 --> 01:24:51,317
I needed to see you.

1774
01:24:51,317 --> 01:24:52,818
What's up?

1775
01:24:52,818 --> 01:24:55,321
Can you at least
let me in?

1776
01:24:55,321 --> 01:24:58,824
Yeah. Sure.
Come on in.

1777
01:24:58,824 --> 01:25:01,327
Look, I just need someone
to be nice to me

1778
01:25:01,327 --> 01:25:02,828
for, like, 5 minutes,

1779
01:25:02,828 --> 01:25:05,331
and then I swear
I'll leave you alone.

1780
01:25:05,831 --> 01:25:06,999
What's the matter?

1781
01:25:08,834 --> 01:25:10,336
Do you have anything
to drink?

1782
01:25:10,336 --> 01:25:12,838
Yeah, well, there might
be some root beer.

1783
01:25:12,838 --> 01:25:15,341
What's this?

1784
01:25:15,341 --> 01:25:16,842
That's Dana's.

1785
01:25:16,842 --> 01:25:19,345
We're supposed to be saving it
for our 2-month anniversary.

1786
01:25:19,345 --> 01:25:22,147
You better not--

1787
01:25:28,354 --> 01:25:32,358
I mean, you like me.
Right, Seymour?

1788
01:25:32,358 --> 01:25:33,859
We're good friends,
right?

1789
01:25:34,360 --> 01:25:36,862
Yeah. Sure. Of course.

1790
01:25:49,375 --> 01:25:50,876
What is this?

1791
01:25:50,876 --> 01:25:55,381
Dana got it when we
went shopping for antiques.

1792
01:25:55,381 --> 01:25:57,883
She said it didn't go
with her stuff,

1793
01:25:57,883 --> 01:25:59,885
so she gave it to me.

1794
01:25:59,885 --> 01:26:04,390
Said it would go better
with my old-time thingamajigs.

1795
01:26:07,393 --> 01:26:10,479
Jesus,
how can you stand her?

1796
01:26:12,398 --> 01:26:13,899
How come
in all that time

1797
01:26:14,400 --> 01:26:15,401
I was trying
to get you a date

1798
01:26:15,401 --> 01:26:17,069
you never asked me out?

1799
01:26:19,405 --> 01:26:20,406
You're a beautiful
young girl.

1800
01:26:20,906 --> 01:26:22,908
I couldn't imagine
you'd have any interest in me

1801
01:26:22,908 --> 01:26:26,912
except as an amusingly cranky
eccentric curiosity.

1802
01:26:26,912 --> 01:26:28,914
At least you're not like
every other stupid guy

1803
01:26:28,914 --> 01:26:29,915
in the world.

1804
01:26:29,915 --> 01:26:32,918
All they care about
is guitars or sports.

1805
01:26:33,218 --> 01:26:35,421
I hate sports.

1806
01:26:39,425 --> 01:26:43,429
Maybe I should just...
move in with you.

1807
01:26:43,429 --> 01:26:44,930
You know,
I could do the cooking

1808
01:26:44,930 --> 01:26:46,932
and--and dust
your old records and stuff

1809
01:26:46,932 --> 01:26:50,652
until I get a job.

1810
01:26:53,906 --> 01:26:57,443
You know what my number one
fantasy used to be?

1811
01:26:59,445 --> 01:27:00,446
What?

1812
01:27:00,612 --> 01:27:03,449
I used to think
about one day...

1813
01:27:03,449 --> 01:27:07,453
just not telling anyone and
going off to some random place.

1814
01:27:07,920 --> 01:27:10,956
And I'd just...

1815
01:27:11,123 --> 01:27:13,959
disappear,

1816
01:27:13,959 --> 01:27:16,962
and they'd
never see me again.

1817
01:27:16,962 --> 01:27:20,466
Do you ever think
about stuff like that?

1818
01:27:20,966 --> 01:27:23,469
I guess I probably did
when I was your age.

1819
01:27:23,635 --> 01:27:27,473
You know what we should do?

1820
01:27:27,473 --> 01:27:29,975
We should just
get in your car right now

1821
01:27:29,975 --> 01:27:31,477
and just drive off.

1822
01:27:31,477 --> 01:27:33,979
Just find some
totally new place

1823
01:27:33,979 --> 01:27:35,481
and start a whole new life.

1824
01:27:35,781 --> 01:27:38,484
Fuck everybody.

1825
01:27:38,484 --> 01:27:42,988
I'm, uh, I'm not in any
good condition to drive.

1826
01:27:43,288 --> 01:27:45,991
I'm serious.

1827
01:27:45,991 --> 01:27:47,993
I'm just so sick
of everybody.

1828
01:27:47,993 --> 01:27:50,996
Why can't I just
do what I want?

1829
01:27:50,996 --> 01:27:53,632
What do you want?

1830
01:27:55,501 --> 01:27:57,503
What do you want?

1831
01:28:01,507 --> 01:28:03,258
Don't you like me?

1832
01:28:21,026 --> 01:28:24,780
Boy, I never expected
anything like this to happen.

1833
01:28:27,866 --> 01:28:30,369
Yeah. Well, me neither.

1834
01:28:30,369 --> 01:28:33,372
You must--you must know
I always...

1835
01:28:33,872 --> 01:28:36,875
hey, did you mean
all that stuff

1836
01:28:37,376 --> 01:28:38,877
about moving in with me?

1837
01:28:42,848 --> 01:28:45,851
I was just
thinking out loud.

1838
01:28:45,851 --> 01:28:49,855
I mean,
you know, you've...

1839
01:28:49,855 --> 01:28:51,857
got this thing
with Dana, and...

1840
01:28:52,357 --> 01:28:53,859
I'm not gonna let you
fuck that up.

1841
01:28:53,859 --> 01:28:55,861
Yeah, but I don't know.

1842
01:28:55,861 --> 01:29:00,365
I--I just--
shh.

1843
01:29:00,365 --> 01:29:04,369
I really need
to get some sleep.

1844
01:29:04,369 --> 01:29:06,872
Ok.

1845
01:29:06,872 --> 01:29:08,874
Good night.

1846
01:29:27,893 --> 01:29:29,394
Enid?

1847
01:29:40,405 --> 01:29:42,407
Right.

1848
01:29:42,407 --> 01:29:43,408
Oh, one second.

1849
01:29:43,408 --> 01:29:44,910
Seymour, hi!
Hi.

1850
01:29:45,410 --> 01:29:46,411
Sorry. Go ahead.

1851
01:29:46,411 --> 01:29:47,913
We're almost done.

1852
01:29:47,913 --> 01:29:49,915
Hi. Yeah.

1853
01:29:50,415 --> 01:29:51,416
No, it's excluded.

1854
01:29:51,416 --> 01:29:53,418
They've already paid
the earnest money.

1855
01:29:53,418 --> 01:29:55,420
Well, let's see
if they bring it up

1856
01:29:55,420 --> 01:29:58,423
if they notice it on
the final walkthrough.

1857
01:29:58,924 --> 01:30:00,425
Right.

1858
01:30:00,425 --> 01:30:03,428
Great. Sounds good.

1859
01:30:05,430 --> 01:30:06,932
Yes!
We did it!

1860
01:30:06,932 --> 01:30:08,433
Great job.
Thank you.

1861
01:30:08,934 --> 01:30:10,936
I'm proud of you.

1862
01:30:10,936 --> 01:30:11,937
Well, I'll catch
you guys later.

1863
01:30:11,937 --> 01:30:14,439
I'm gonna start
the paperwork.

1864
01:30:14,439 --> 01:30:16,942
Hi.
Hey.

1865
01:30:16,942 --> 01:30:18,944
Congratulations.

1866
01:30:18,944 --> 01:30:20,445
Thank you.
Have a seat.

1867
01:30:23,949 --> 01:30:24,950
So...

1868
01:30:25,450 --> 01:30:27,953
what brings you
down here?

1869
01:30:27,953 --> 01:30:30,455
Um...ahem.

1870
01:30:30,455 --> 01:30:33,458
I just, uh, really
feel like I--i, uh...

1871
01:30:33,959 --> 01:30:36,461
I need to--to say
something to you.

1872
01:30:36,962 --> 01:30:38,964
Um...

1873
01:30:39,331 --> 01:30:41,466
I've never said this
to anyone before.

1874
01:30:41,466 --> 01:30:43,969
Believe me, I've, uh...

1875
01:30:43,969 --> 01:30:46,972
I've stayed in horrible
relationships for years

1876
01:30:46,972 --> 01:30:48,974
just so I wouldn't
have to do this.

1877
01:30:49,474 --> 01:30:52,978
What are you
trying to say?

1878
01:30:52,978 --> 01:30:56,982
I think maybe
it's not such a good idea

1879
01:30:56,982 --> 01:30:58,984
that we keep going out.

1880
01:31:09,494 --> 01:31:10,996
It's Enid. Leave a message.

1881
01:31:13,164 --> 01:31:14,499
Seymour, here.

1882
01:31:14,499 --> 01:31:18,003
Um...i really
want to talk to you.

1883
01:31:18,003 --> 01:31:20,005
Uh, I've been thinking
about what you said

1884
01:31:20,005 --> 01:31:22,507
about moving in here,
and, um...

1885
01:31:23,008 --> 01:31:27,512
um, yeah, so just, uh...

1886
01:31:27,512 --> 01:31:29,014
um, give me a call
when you get a chance.

1887
01:31:29,514 --> 01:31:30,515
Ok, thanks. Bye.

1888
01:31:41,026 --> 01:31:43,528
Look, I'm really sorry
about the other day.

1889
01:31:43,528 --> 01:31:45,530
I don't know
what's wrong with me.

1890
01:31:45,530 --> 01:31:47,032
I really do want
to move in with you.

1891
01:31:47,532 --> 01:31:50,035
Look, I don't know.

1892
01:31:50,535 --> 01:31:52,037
I mean, I was thinking

1893
01:31:52,537 --> 01:31:54,539
maybe I should
just live alone, you know?

1894
01:31:54,539 --> 01:31:58,543
I've decided to rent
that place that we looked at,

1895
01:31:59,044 --> 01:32:02,547
and, um, I start
moving in next week.

1896
01:32:02,747 --> 01:32:05,050
Please let me
come with you.

1897
01:32:05,050 --> 01:32:06,051
Please.

1898
01:32:06,384 --> 01:32:07,552
Look, I don't know.

1899
01:32:07,552 --> 01:32:09,054
I don't think
it's such a good idea.

1900
01:32:09,387 --> 01:32:10,555
Of course
it's a good idea.

1901
01:32:10,555 --> 01:32:11,556
It's our plan.

1902
01:32:11,556 --> 01:32:13,558
Yeah, but how are you
gonna pay rent and everything?

1903
01:32:14,059 --> 01:32:15,560
You know, you don't even
have a job.

1904
01:32:15,760 --> 01:32:17,562
I'll get a job tomorrow.

1905
01:32:17,562 --> 01:32:18,563
I promise.

1906
01:32:18,563 --> 01:32:21,566
Maxine said she could get me
a job at computer station.

1907
01:32:21,566 --> 01:32:25,570
Please, Becca.

1908
01:32:25,770 --> 01:32:28,573
Tonight I have
a very special partner.

1909
01:32:28,573 --> 01:32:32,577
One who is
a performance artist

1910
01:32:33,078 --> 01:32:35,080
in sign language
for the deaf.

1911
01:32:35,080 --> 01:32:37,749
Please welcome
to the stage...

1912
01:32:41,086 --> 01:32:43,088
well, here's where
the fun never stops.

1913
01:32:43,088 --> 01:32:45,540
She could at least have
the decency to call me back.

1914
01:32:45,624 --> 01:32:50,095
Wasted time trying to logically
figure out the female brain.

1915
01:32:50,095 --> 01:32:52,097
That's for sure.

1916
01:32:52,430 --> 01:32:53,598
Maybe she got
another boyfriend.

1917
01:32:57,602 --> 01:32:59,471
Yeah, well, thanks
for cheering me up.

1918
01:33:12,617 --> 01:33:13,618
Oh, God.

1919
01:33:25,130 --> 01:33:26,131
It's Enid. Leave a message.

1920
01:33:28,633 --> 01:33:32,137
Oh, come on.

1921
01:33:34,005 --> 01:33:36,641
Hey, look at it this way...

1922
01:33:36,641 --> 01:33:38,643
at least things
can't get any worse.

1923
01:33:46,651 --> 01:33:50,155
Seymour, just the man
I want to see.

1924
01:33:50,155 --> 01:33:52,157
Step in here for a minute.

1925
01:33:55,160 --> 01:33:58,163
Have a seat.

1926
01:33:58,663 --> 01:34:01,666
What can you tell me
about this, Seymour?

1927
01:34:10,675 --> 01:34:13,178
So what do
you think?

1928
01:34:14,679 --> 01:34:16,681
It's fine.

1929
01:34:18,683 --> 01:34:20,685
Where's all your stuff?

1930
01:34:20,685 --> 01:34:21,686
There.

1931
01:34:26,691 --> 01:34:28,193
That's all
you're bringing?

1932
01:34:28,193 --> 01:34:30,195
No. I'm gonna pack up
the rest tonight.

1933
01:34:30,195 --> 01:34:32,197
I'll bring it over
sometime tomorrow.

1934
01:34:32,697 --> 01:34:34,699
What time?

1935
01:34:34,699 --> 01:34:36,701
I don't know. Noon?

1936
01:34:36,701 --> 01:34:38,203
All right, cool.

1937
01:34:38,203 --> 01:34:40,205
Just, uh, make sure
you're here by then,

1938
01:34:40,205 --> 01:34:42,707
because we got a lot
of stuff to do.

1939
01:34:42,707 --> 01:34:44,709
Oh, wait.

1940
01:34:44,709 --> 01:34:45,710
I gotta show you this.
It's just--

1941
01:34:45,710 --> 01:34:47,212
it's really cool.

1942
01:34:52,717 --> 01:34:54,803
Isn't it great?

1943
01:35:27,752 --> 01:35:30,255
<i> A smile
is something special <i>

1944
01:35:30,755 --> 01:35:33,258
<i> A ribbon
is something rare <i>

1945
01:35:33,758 --> 01:35:36,261
<i> So I'll be special,
and I'll be rare <i>

1946
01:35:36,261 --> 01:35:41,766
<i> With a smile and a ribbon
in my hair <i>

1947
01:35:42,100 --> 01:35:44,602
<i>to be a girl they notice<i>

1948
01:35:44,602 --> 01:35:47,105
<i> takes more
than a fancy dress <i>

1949
01:35:47,105 --> 01:35:50,108
<i> So I'll be special,
and I'll be rare <i>

1950
01:35:50,608 --> 01:35:53,611
<i> I'll be something
beyond compare <i>

1951
01:35:53,611 --> 01:35:56,114
<i> I'll be noticed
because I'll wear <i>

1952
01:35:56,114 --> 01:36:01,986
<i>A smile and a ribbon in my hair<i>

1953
01:36:31,649 --> 01:36:33,151
What's wrong with you,
retard?

1954
01:36:33,151 --> 01:36:34,152
It's 3:30.

1955
01:36:34,652 --> 01:36:39,106
Oh, hi. Um, Enid's stepmother
told me that she'd be here.

1956
01:36:39,190 --> 01:36:40,158
She's not at home?

1957
01:36:40,658 --> 01:36:42,660
No, they--they told me
that she'd be here.

1958
01:36:42,660 --> 01:36:45,112
Well,
where the fuck is she?

1959
01:36:45,196 --> 01:36:47,165
She was supposed
to be here 3 hours ago.

1960
01:36:47,165 --> 01:36:49,667
Well, do--do you mind
if I wait?

1961
01:36:49,667 --> 01:36:51,169
I really need
to talk to her.

1962
01:36:57,175 --> 01:36:58,176
Are you sure
she wasn't there?

1963
01:36:58,176 --> 01:37:00,678
I mean, maybe she was just
hiding from you or something.

1964
01:37:00,678 --> 01:37:03,181
Why would she
be hiding from me?

1965
01:37:03,181 --> 01:37:05,183
I don't know.

1966
01:37:05,183 --> 01:37:08,186
I mean,
where is she, then?

1967
01:37:08,186 --> 01:37:10,188
Maybe she's with Josh?

1968
01:37:10,188 --> 01:37:13,691
Josh? Why would
she be with Josh?

1969
01:37:13,691 --> 01:37:18,696
I really don't know
enough about it to...

1970
01:37:18,696 --> 01:37:21,199
but why did you say that
she was hiding from me?

1971
01:37:21,199 --> 01:37:22,700
Did she say anything
to you about me?

1972
01:37:23,201 --> 01:37:26,204
Yeah. She thinks
you're a dork.

1973
01:37:26,204 --> 01:37:28,706
She said that?

1974
01:37:28,706 --> 01:37:31,209
Well, what do you expect?

1975
01:37:31,209 --> 01:37:34,212
I mean, considering
how we met you.

1976
01:37:34,579 --> 01:37:36,214
What do you mean?

1977
01:37:36,214 --> 01:37:38,216
She didn't tell you
about that?

1978
01:37:38,216 --> 01:37:42,220
What are you
talking about?

1979
01:37:42,386 --> 01:37:45,723
On that pathetic
fake blind date?

1980
01:37:45,923 --> 01:37:47,225
What fake blind date?

1981
01:37:47,225 --> 01:37:48,726
What are you
talking about?

1982
01:37:53,731 --> 01:37:54,732
Here.

1983
01:37:59,737 --> 01:38:01,239
Look.

1984
01:38:29,767 --> 01:38:30,768
Hey!

1985
01:38:30,768 --> 01:38:34,272
Did you have a good
laugh at my expense?

1986
01:38:34,272 --> 01:38:35,273
What do you mean?

1987
01:38:35,273 --> 01:38:39,277
Did you--did you think
that's funny?!

1988
01:38:39,610 --> 01:38:41,779
Here, is that funny?!

1989
01:38:41,779 --> 01:38:43,648
I'll show you
something funny.

1990
01:38:47,285 --> 01:38:49,287
Hey! Damn it.
Come on.

1991
01:38:49,287 --> 01:38:53,574
Get!

1992
01:38:56,494 --> 01:38:58,296
Not so cool now, are you?

1993
01:38:58,296 --> 01:38:59,797
Hey! Hey! Hey!

1994
01:38:59,997 --> 01:39:00,798
What's going on?!

1995
01:39:00,798 --> 01:39:01,799
Call the cops, man.
Citizen's arrest.

1996
01:39:01,966 --> 01:39:04,302
You!
Call the cops!

1997
01:39:04,669 --> 01:39:05,803
Get the hell
out of my store!

1998
01:39:05,803 --> 01:39:08,306
All right. Hey, hey!
No need to get violent.

1999
01:39:08,306 --> 01:39:09,307
I'm outta here.

2000
01:39:25,323 --> 01:39:27,325
Is there
a place where nature

2001
01:39:27,325 --> 01:39:29,327
can still live and breathe?

2002
01:39:29,327 --> 01:39:31,829
Where an oil company
puts nature ahead of profits?

2003
01:39:31,829 --> 01:39:34,832
Hi.

2004
01:39:34,832 --> 01:39:35,833
Hey.

2005
01:39:36,000 --> 01:39:38,502
Are you ok?

2006
01:39:45,543 --> 01:39:46,344
You seem a little stoned.

2007
01:39:46,844 --> 01:39:49,347
What are you on?

2008
01:39:49,347 --> 01:39:51,349
High on life.

2009
01:39:51,349 --> 01:39:54,352
Look, Seymour,
I came by to tell you

2010
01:39:54,352 --> 01:39:57,855
how really, really sorry
I am about everything.

2011
01:39:57,855 --> 01:39:59,357
I know you probably
totally--

2012
01:39:59,357 --> 01:40:00,858
you don't have to--
please.

2013
01:40:00,858 --> 01:40:02,360
Don't say anything.

2014
01:40:02,360 --> 01:40:06,364
I know I'm a total
disappointment to everyone.

2015
01:40:08,866 --> 01:40:11,369
I just quit my job
this morning

2016
01:40:11,369 --> 01:40:13,371
and then I had
a fight with Becky,

2017
01:40:13,371 --> 01:40:15,373
because I told her I wasn't
gonna move in with her,

2018
01:40:15,373 --> 01:40:19,377
and she really
just wants to kill me.

2019
01:40:19,377 --> 01:40:24,382
And there's just no way
to explain how I feel.

2020
01:40:24,382 --> 01:40:27,385
I don't...

2021
01:40:27,385 --> 01:40:31,389
I guess I just have
to figure myself out.

2022
01:40:31,389 --> 01:40:33,891
Enid, I'm not mad
at you.

2023
01:40:33,891 --> 01:40:35,393
I know I'm just a dork.

2024
01:40:35,593 --> 01:40:37,895
Seymour,
you are not a dork.

2025
01:40:38,062 --> 01:40:39,397
Yeah.

2026
01:40:39,897 --> 01:40:42,400
Sure I am.

2027
01:40:55,446 --> 01:40:57,364
You are such
a stupid idiot.

2028
01:40:57,448 --> 01:40:59,867
Did you even look through
the rest of the book?

2029
01:41:03,587 --> 01:41:05,673
See?

2030
01:41:15,933 --> 01:41:19,186
You're like...
my hero.

2031
01:41:32,450 --> 01:41:33,951
Thanks
for waiting.

2032
01:41:38,956 --> 01:41:40,958
Is he gonna be ok?

2033
01:41:41,459 --> 01:41:43,461
I think
he'll be fine.

2034
01:41:52,970 --> 01:41:55,473
What are you
gonna do now?

2035
01:41:56,974 --> 01:42:00,478
I'm not sure.

2036
01:42:00,845 --> 01:42:04,849
I'd better get going.
I'm gonna be late for work.

2037
01:42:07,985 --> 01:42:09,987
Call me, ok?

2038
01:44:21,951 --> 01:44:22,952
Well, I have to admit

2039
01:44:23,453 --> 01:44:24,954
that things are really
starting to look up for me

2040
01:44:24,954 --> 01:44:27,457
since my life
turned to shit.

2041
01:44:27,457 --> 01:44:29,959
Remember what I said
when we first started?

2042
01:44:29,959 --> 01:44:31,961
This little break-up
might be

2043
01:44:31,961 --> 01:44:33,963
the very best thing that
ever happened to you.

2044
01:44:33,963 --> 01:44:38,468
I think I'm ready
to get back to my old life.

2045
01:44:38,968 --> 01:44:40,970
You think that's too soon?

2046
01:44:40,970 --> 01:44:45,475
Why don't we start
with that next week?

2047
01:44:45,475 --> 01:44:46,976
Ok.

2048
01:44:47,477 --> 01:44:48,427
Thank you.

2049
01:44:48,511 --> 01:44:49,979
Don't thank me.

2050
01:44:49,979 --> 01:44:52,148
You're doing
all the work.

2051
01:45:12,001 --> 01:45:13,503
Bye.
Bye.

2052
01:45:13,503 --> 01:45:14,504
Is he done?

2053
01:45:14,504 --> 01:45:16,005
Yes.

2054
01:45:16,005 --> 01:45:17,507
Seymour, did you
have a chance to think

2055
01:45:17,507 --> 01:45:19,008
about what you
might want for dinner

2056
01:45:19,008 --> 01:45:20,009
while you were in here?

2057
01:45:20,009 --> 01:45:22,011
No, I haven't.

2058
01:45:22,011 --> 01:45:24,514
Maybe we could
discuss it in the car?

2059
01:45:24,514 --> 01:45:28,518
See you next week.

2060
01:50:55,960 --> 01:50:59,964
Not too funny now,
are you?!

2061
01:51:01,466 --> 01:51:02,467
Hey!

2062
01:51:10,442 --> 01:51:12,477
Motherfuckers!

2063
01:51:12,477 --> 01:51:14,479
Fuck with me?!