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- Huh?

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What the... Aw.

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Oh...

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I hate Mondays.

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Pooky, cover me.
I'm goin' in.

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Alley... oop.!

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B-b-b-b-b-bah, ha!

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Oh, Sleeping Beauty, wake up.

12
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You can stop dreaming about me
because I'm here.

13
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Now, just wake up.
You've got work to do.

14
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You're not just my owner,
you're my primary caregiver.

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- Now be a...
- Not now, Garfield.

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Get... A-Ah...
Just... All right.

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Cut the sweet stuff.
Easy now. Just...

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Trying to cuddle
with me, huh?

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Trying to avoid
your duties, huh?

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Well, that just
ain't gonna... fly!

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It isn't gonna
work with m... me.

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See, I'm getting my exercise,
doin' my job.

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Just one quick cannonball!

24
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- Oh!
- Morning.

25
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Garfield!

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Okay! I think you're clean enough now.

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- H-H-Hot.! Hot.! Hot.!
- Got your towel right here.

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Garfield.! No.!

30
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- It's liver flavoured.
- Mm! Delicious.

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Mm. Mm!

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Mm!

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Oh! Oh, liver!

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- Well, actually, it's liver flavoured.

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That was a good breakfast.

38
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Now I think I'll just
fall off the "Catkin's" diet...

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and get myself
a little high-fat chaser.

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Mmm.

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- Garfield, look, the milk truck.
- Oh, attaboy, Nermal.

42
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- The milk truck comes every day.
- Yeah, but maybe not today.

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Maybe it's changing routes.
Maybe this'll be the last we'll ever see of it.

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Come on. It's just across the street.
We're cats. We like milk.

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- Let's go for it.
- No.

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- But, you... - 
- But nothin'.

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I don't leave
the cul-de-sac for anything.

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Out there,
it's a hornet's nest of trouble.

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Bad things happen out there.
So I don't go out there.

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Besides, I've found
if you wait long enough...

51
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everything comes to you.

52
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Here come the milkman
Here come the milkman?

53
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- ? He got his shoes on, he got his milk pan??
- Hey, Nermal...

54
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let's play astronaut
again today.

55
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- Yeah?
- Yeah, I love that game.

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You're such a brave
little astronaut.

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- All right.
- Prepare to jump into your spaceship,
Commander Nermal.

58
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But wh-wh-what
about the milk?

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- Who needs milk when you can be in outer space?
- Ah.

60
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- You got a secret mission today.
- Yeah?

61
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- You'll be exploring the Milky Way.
- Okay.

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I get the chills when you jump
in your little spacecraft.

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The nation thanks you.
Prepare to blast off.

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- I'm ready to go, friend.
- Three, two, one.

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Whoa!
Now I feel like it.

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Bon voyage.

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Look at me go.!
Whoo-hoo.!

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- Don't look down.!
- I'm an eagle flying.!

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Come to papa, baby.

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I can see everything up here.
I can see my house.

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Got milk?

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I can see
the whole neighbourhood.

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- Well, that's nice. That's very nice.
- Hey, there's another milk truck.

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Ooh.!
And that is even nicer.

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- I can see... Whoa!
- Mission accomplished, Nermal.

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Whoa.! Whoa,
Garfield, do it again.

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Where did everybody go?

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You're on the wrong side
of the street, fat cat. Beat it!

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And you, Luca, the wrong side
of the evolutionary curve.

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Okay, that's it.

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- You're gonna get it good today.
- I make a point to get it good every day.

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The real question, Luca,
is how shall I outwit you this time?

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- What?
- Shall I baffle you with simple math?

84
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- I know how to spell.
- Or should I distract you with something shiny?

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- Now you're making fun of me.
- I hope so. You're no fun to look at.

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You'll never get
the best of me! Aaah!

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- I think I just did.
- Not the ducks again!

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Jump back!
And kiss myself.

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Oooh!

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If I ever get off this chain,
you're goin' down.

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Everybody back up! I don't know
how wild this thing is gonna get.

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I love the smell of
cinnamon-apple in the morning.

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It smells like... victory.

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Oooh!
I hate this fat cat.

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So much time,
and so little I need to do.

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Mouse!

98
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No thanks, I'm full.

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Get him, Garfield!

100
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Get him, Jon!

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102
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Oh, it's always gotta be
smashing and crashing.

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Nobody poisons anymore.

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Aha.!

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Whoa...

106
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There's my ball!

107
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What good is a cat
that can't chase a mouse?

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I don't do the chase thing.

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All right,
I'll handle this.

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I know you don't hear me,
but can't you just listen?

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Louis, what are you doing
in the house when Jon's home?

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Sorry, Garfield, man.
I couldn't help it.

114
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Look, when he sees you, he expects
more from me. Don't you get that?

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Jon's got those macadamia nut cookies.
I'm trying to maintain.

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- You understand?
- Sure. As long as you understand I have to eat you.

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Aw!

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Mm. Mmm.

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- Mm! Mmm!
- Oh, good boy.

122
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See, I knew you could do it
if you put your mind to it.

123
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- You are the best cat a guy could have.
- Mmm.

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Mm.! Mm.!

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Mmm.
M-M-M-M-M-M-M-Mm.

126
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Have you tasted
yourself lately?

127
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Hey, it wasn't exactly the first-class lounge
in there for me either.

128
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Get yourself lost. Take a powder for a couple days,
get a haircut and grow a beard.

129
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Cool.
I owe you one, "G."

130
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I got a question for you.
Do you love your cat?

131
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Finally, back on
my regular schedule.

132
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You're gonna make sure
he has nothing but Kibbly Kat food.

133
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Isn't that right,
Persnikitty?

134
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That cat's puss is everywhere...
TV, newspapers, T-shirts.

135
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Who would want
that kind of exposure?

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- Hey, buddy.
- Yeah, cut the small talk. What's in the bag?

138
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Remember, be happy.

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I'm happy when I'm with you,
you delicate mélange...

140
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of tomato paste, ricotta cheese,
ground meat and pasta!

141
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Garfield, don't even
think about it.

142
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That's my food.

143
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I may just nibble.

144
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Thanks, Happy.
And thank you for joining us.

145
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I'm Christopher Mello.
Remember...

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Be happy.

147
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- Okay, cut. Good.

148
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- We're clear.

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Give me the Benadryl.
Give me the Benadryl.

150
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Yeah! Yeah.

151
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Yeah! Yeah.

152
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Damned cat allergies.

153
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154
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Any word
from the network yet?

155
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Uh, no, but they're looking for a dog act
on Good Day, New York.

156
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Dog act!
Story of my life.

157
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Looking for a dog,
and I'm stuck with a cat.

158
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I thought the segment
went quite well.

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"I thought the segment went quite well."

160
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Of course it went well,
you toad!

161
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The 50 housewives
who saw it, loved it.

162
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This is WalterJ. Chapman
reporting live from The Hague.

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Oh, please,
what a know-it-all!

164
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...were met with angry crowds...

165
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And everybody always said
I was the handsome one.

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I was the smart one.
And I was born first.

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But there you are
"live from The Hague"...

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and here I am working with this sack of dander
on a dead-end regional morning show.

169
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Back to you, Dan.

170
00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:27,800
Back to you, Dan.

171
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Garfield!

172
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- Did you eat all four boxes of lasagne?

173
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It's not my fault. They started it.

174
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What am I gonna do
with you?

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Love me. Feed me.
Never leave me.

176
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Come on. Let's go for a ride
to someplace you love...

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that always leaves you
feeling pampered and refreshed.

178
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Huh? Oh, I know...
Chuck E. Cheese.

179
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Thank you.

180
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No? Wendy's?
Taco Kitty? No?

181
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Well, I'm stumped.
Maybe Olive Garden for you?

182
00:11:02,300 --> 00:11:08,000
Hmm. The only time I ever leave my cul-de-sac
is when Jon takes me to the vet...

183
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which he's been doing a lot recently,
and it appears to have nothing to do with me.

184
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Jon must want to go
for his own reason.

185
00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:19,300
Well, there's nothing wrong
with Garfield.

186
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He's just a happy,
fat, lazy cat.

187
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No need for
a second opinion.

188
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- Well, I worry about him.
- I know you do.

189
00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:27,900
Ooh!

190
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You know, you care about him more than
any owner I've ever known.

191
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"Him" has a name.
Is this an H.M.O.?

192
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Let's get Garfield in for his dip.
I wanna talk to you in private.

193
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- Mm. Oh!
- She's so beautiful.

194
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Uh, Mr. Pathetic, you've had a crush
on her since high school.

195
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Would you please ask her out so she can
reject you, and we can get on with my life?

196
00:11:50,300 --> 00:11:52,800
- I have to ask her out.

197
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- Wish me luck.
- Okay, go get 'em, big tiger.

198
00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:58,100
You the man. You the fella.
You the boss.

199
00:11:58,200 --> 00:12:01,200
You preach to her. Show her how
the cow eats the cabbage...

200
00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:03,800
you hopeless loser.

201
00:12:05,900 --> 00:12:09,200
Betty, today, why don't you start me off
with a Swedish massage...

202
00:12:09,300 --> 00:12:11,500
a manicure
and a pedicure, okay?

203
00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:13,800
Seaweed wrap, loofah...

204
00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:15,800
belly rub, uh...

205
00:12:15,900 --> 00:12:18,700
tail waxing and then
crack my toes to finish.

206
00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:22,500
Jon, there's something
important I need to ask you.

207
00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:25,300
Something that I wouldn't ask
most guys who come in here.

208
00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:28,200
Wait, no. I think I know
where this is going.

209
00:12:28,300 --> 00:12:30,200
- You do?
- I do.

210
00:12:30,300 --> 00:12:33,500
Liz, I've wanted to ask you
the same thing for a very long time.

211
00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:36,200
- Are you sure that
we're talking about the same thing?
- Absolutely.

212
00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:39,100
Yeah, uh, I've never been more sure
of anything in my entire life.

213
00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:41,800
Liz, I am ready
to take a chance.

214
00:12:41,900 --> 00:12:44,400
- I am ready for...

215
00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:46,600
Thank you.

216
00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:49,400
- A dog!

217
00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:51,800
A dog.
I'm ready for a dog.

218
00:12:51,900 --> 00:12:53,900
- Hi.

219
00:12:53,900 --> 00:12:55,900
- Hey, I think he likes you.
- Hi. Yeah.

220
00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:58,100
- Hi.

221
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He's a frisky... frisky
little fella, isn't he?

222
00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:03,500
His name's Odie,
and he's not gonna make it...

223
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if he has to live
his life in a cage.

224
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:09,100
He needs to
be loved.

225
00:13:09,100 --> 00:13:11,900

226
00:13:16,700 --> 00:13:20,100
Well, thank you. Thank you very much,
ladies and gentlemen.

227
00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:22,800
- No, maybe not in my neighbourhood.

228
00:13:22,900 --> 00:13:26,900
Hey, Boomer,
I really gotta run.

229
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:31,200
Gotta fly, everybody. Really, please,
stay behind the security fences.

230
00:13:31,300 --> 00:13:33,400
So great of you
to come out to see me...

231
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but I've got somebody waiting for me,
very devoted, almost crippled.

232
00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:38,500
- No, please, don't cry.

233
00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:42,400
I know what it's like to be unloved.
Well, you do.

234
00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:45,600
I'll try to come back and visit,
and if I don't, I'll try to write.

235
00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:47,900
- Bye-bye.
- Does anybody know this guy?

236
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,600
Bye-bye, everybody.
Garfield is leaving the building.

237
00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:53,000
Jon, you know you don't have to do this
if you don't want to.

238
00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:55,600
No. No, it's okay.

239
00:13:55,700 --> 00:13:58,200
Some part of me always wanted
to know what it'd be like...

240
00:13:58,300 --> 00:14:00,800
to have a pet that actually
wants to play with you.

241
00:14:00,900 --> 00:14:02,800

You're a good friend.

242
00:14:02,900 --> 00:14:05,600
One question... Am I still gorgeous?

243
00:14:06,900 --> 00:14:09,200
Jon, I think we got
a little problem here.

244
00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:11,200
- Uh, Jon...

245
00:14:11,300 --> 00:14:13,500
I can help
the transition go smoothly.

246
00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:15,900
Jon, it's in my seat. Jon.!

247
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,900
- We could all go out together. Park, dog shows,
- Jon.! Uh, Jon?

248
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,500
- Stuff like that.
- Uh, Jonny boy?

249
00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:24,100
W-Wait a minute.
Are... Are you... asking me out?

250
00:14:25,900 --> 00:14:30,100
Oh, Jonny boy, the time has come
to get a car alarm.

251
00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:33,500
You're not gonna believe it. A mongrel mutt
has broken into your car!

252
00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:36,300
Garfield, this is Odie.
He's coming home with us.

253
00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:39,800
Whoa! You went in there to get a date
and came out with a dog?

254
00:14:39,900 --> 00:14:43,300
Oh, that's bad even for you.
Oh, you're so sad!

255
00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:47,100
Oh, no, no, no. We're not
bringing a dog home with us.

256
00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:49,100
Hey, I ride shotgun!

257
00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:52,700
What are you looking at, tick boy?

258
00:14:53,900 --> 00:14:55,800

Jon, it's not too late.

259
00:14:55,900 --> 00:14:59,700
Quickly, turn around...
before he finds out where we live.!

260
00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:02,400

261
00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:05,600
Please take this
trouser sniffer back.!

262
00:15:05,700 --> 00:15:07,800
- Please.
- Come on, Odie. Let's go.

263
00:15:07,900 --> 00:15:10,800
This is your new home.

264
00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:13,800

265
00:15:15,900 --> 00:15:18,200
Come on, buddy.

266
00:15:18,300 --> 00:15:22,400
Jon, you had me,
a chick magnet...

267
00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:25,800
and now you've got
a tick magnet.

268
00:15:25,900 --> 00:15:28,000

269
00:15:28,100 --> 00:15:30,300
Garfield,
Jon brought a dog home.

270
00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:33,600
- I am aware, Nermal.
- Why would he do a thing like that?

271
00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:35,800
Gee, I don't know, Nermal.

272
00:15:35,900 --> 00:15:38,100
It just seems like
a weird thing to do...

273
00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:41,100
bringing a dog into a house
that already has a cat.

274
00:15:41,100 --> 00:15:43,600
Can we drop it?
I mean, it's no big... deal.

275
00:15:43,700 --> 00:15:46,700
It's... just a splattered bug
on the windshield of my life.

276
00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:48,700
A bug?

277
00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:51,000
A dim-witted, smelly, goofy...


278
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:54,700
Splattered bug that I will deal with
appropriately and enthusiastically.

279
00:15:54,700 --> 00:15:57,900
- Come on.
- As you can see, I'm still Jon’s favourite.

280
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,900
See ya later, Garfield.
Good luck with the bug thing!

281
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,000
Come on.

282
00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:07,900
This is payback
for the liver thing, isn't it?

283
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:11,100
Payback.
 He's a nut.

284
00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:15,500
This is your new home, Odie.
That's my office over there.

285
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,700
And, uh, the TV over there.

286
00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:20,100
- And, uh, the kitchen.
- Hm.

287
00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:22,800
You wanna go see it?
Okay, go see the house. Go see it.

288
00:16:22,900 --> 00:16:25,800
Why don't you draw him
a map?

289
00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:30,100
Okay, I've gotta...
remain calm, that's all.

290
00:16:30,100 --> 00:16:32,200
Jon's a cat guy,
not a dog guy.

291
00:16:32,300 --> 00:16:35,300
This'll last a week,
maybe 10 days. Tops.

292
00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:39,300
Boy, this puppy
is stupid gone wild!

293
00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:43,600
Nah, this is just a bad dream. I'm gonna
close my eyes and when I open them...

294
00:16:43,700 --> 00:16:45,900
everything will be
back to normal.

295
00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:55,000
- Ah! That's not normal.

296
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:57,000
Not close.
Oh, great.

297
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,600
Dog cooties.
Somebody inoculate me, please.

298
00:17:02,300 --> 00:17:04,500

299
00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:06,500
This is a nightmare. L...

300
00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:10,500
I just need a little quality time
with man's real best friend...

301
00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:12,400
television.

302
00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:16,100

303
00:17:18,100 --> 00:17:20,800
No, no, no. No, no. No.

304
00:17:20,900 --> 00:17:24,000
Hey, new guy, let me hip you
to the rules, okay?

305
00:17:24,100 --> 00:17:26,500
Number one...
that's my chair, all right?

306
00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:31,800
I even see you raise a leg,
and it's on, it's go time, pal.

307
00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:36,300
Very well.

308
00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:38,500

309
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:53,000
Yeah, I think I just may have
a mental advantage on this guy.

310
00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:09,100
Leave me alone.
I'm not kidding, Yodel Odie.

311
00:18:09,100 --> 00:18:12,800
Pop a worm pill
and hit the road. I'm busy.

312
00:18:12,900 --> 00:18:16,900
You wanna play? Fine.
You can be my new astronaut.

313
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:20,200
Go jump in the pail,
and we'll shoot you into outer space.

314
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:23,800
Come on. It's real simple.
Here, I'll even throw your ball in there.

315
00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:26,200
Follow the ball,
And jump in the pail.

316
00:18:26,300 --> 00:18:28,400
Come on, Odie.
Just like this.

317
00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:32,400
Come on over here and just jump
right into the pail, and help me.

318
00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:34,700
Come on. No.
Just in here like this.

319
00:18:34,700 --> 00:18:36,200
Uh-oh.!
Don't touch that.!

320
00:18:36,300 --> 00:18:38,900
Aaah!

321
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:43,500
Oh, no.!

322
00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:46,500
Whoa!

323
00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:52,200
Aaah.!

324
00:18:57,300 --> 00:18:59,200
Oh, no!

325
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:06,500
Houston, we have a problem.

326
00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:09,500
Odie, get off the pail.

327
00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:12,300
Would you get off
the pail, please?

328
00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:14,700
Okay, time for a new game.

329
00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:16,800
It's called
"my claw in your butt" game.

330
00:19:16,900 --> 00:19:19,500
Come here! Get back here!

331
00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:22,200
Come on!
I'll just use my left claw.

332
00:19:22,300 --> 00:19:25,500
If my legs were longer,
I'd have caught you by now. Come here.

333
00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:28,000
Just wait for one second.

334
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,200
Slow... down.

335
00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:31,600
- Ahhh...

336
00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:35,000
Well, well, well.
I've got you now, fat cat.

337
00:19:35,100 --> 00:19:38,600
Hey, Luca, is that a new chain
you're wearin', fella?

338
00:19:38,700 --> 00:19:41,200
Looks good on ya. You look great.
You been working out?

339
00:19:41,300 --> 00:19:44,300
Oh, I've been waiting
years for this.

340
00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:46,600
- Would that be regular years or dog years?

341
00:19:46,700 --> 00:19:49,200

342
00:19:49,300 --> 00:19:52,200
What the... Get away
from me, pip-squeak.

343
00:19:52,300 --> 00:19:56,200
Uh, Luca, this is Odie.
Odie, Luca.

344
00:19:56,300 --> 00:19:58,600
Luca, do me a favour and eat him for me,
would you, please?

345
00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:01,100
- Garfield, are you all right?
- I think so.

346
00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:03,400
Luca's about
to have Odie for lunch.

347
00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:06,000
If it wasn't for Odie,
you'd be Luca's chew toy.

348
00:20:06,100 --> 00:20:08,500
Yeah, he saved your life.

349
00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:12,100
- Odie's a hero!
- Why? Because I wasn't ripped to shreds?

350
00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:15,000
No, Odie's an imbecile
until further notice.

351
00:20:15,100 --> 00:20:17,800

352
00:20:17,900 --> 00:20:19,800
Hey, moondust...

353
00:20:19,900 --> 00:20:22,600
if I were you, I'd grab
a nice piece of carpet.

354
00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:25,100
Jon doesn't let me
sleep up top. Ever.

355
00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:27,600


356
00:20:27,700 --> 00:20:30,400
Odie... You wanna
sleep in the bed?

357
00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:32,400
Okay.

358
00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:35,400
Wha...

359
00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:38,900
Hey, buddy. Good boy.
Who's a good boy, huh?

360
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,900
You want to sleep
on the bed tonight?

361
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,900
Yes, I do. Yes, I do.

362
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:46,500
I think I'm going
to blow cat-chow chunks.

363
00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:48,600
Good night, Odie.
Good night, Garfield.

364
00:20:48,700 --> 00:20:50,700
Great. Wish me luck
with the nightmares.

365
00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:10,100
Another day ruined.

366
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:21,900
Oh, you little suck-up. Oh!

367
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:25,700

368
00:21:26,700 --> 00:21:29,200
Whoa! Whoa, baby.

369
00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:36,800
No. Down.
Down, dumb dog.

370
00:21:41,900 --> 00:21:44,600
What part of "no"
don't you understand?

371
00:21:44,700 --> 00:21:49,600
The push off the chair?
Off! I don't want to play.

372
00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:53,200
Oh! Look. What am I
supposed to say?

373
00:21:53,300 --> 00:21:55,900
"Thanks for saving
my hide with Luca?"

374
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,700
Okay, thanks for saving
my hide with Luca. Get off!

375
00:22:00,100 --> 00:22:01,800
Where was I? Right here.
I was right here.

376
00:22:01,900 --> 00:22:04,200
Oh!

377
00:22:04,300 --> 00:22:06,200
That was a cheap shot.

378
00:22:06,300 --> 00:22:09,200
Hit a guy
when he's not looking? Okay.

379
00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:12,100
Oh, excuse me. L-I think you
may have forgotten something.

380
00:22:12,100 --> 00:22:15,000
I saw this and I thought,
pretty sure it was your...

381
00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:18,300
Oh, I love to dish it out.


382
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:22,400
- Watch out. You see, you can't touch this.

383
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:24,400
Come on.
Uh-huh.

384
00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:28,600
That's right.
Don't sneak up on me, baby.

385
00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:31,800
Oh, come on with that.

386
00:22:31,900 --> 00:22:34,100
Get that weak stuff outta here.

387
00:22:34,100 --> 00:22:36,100
Is that butt broken?

388
00:22:36,100 --> 00:22:38,300
No, it's something
like this here.

389
00:22:38,300 --> 00:22:40,900
Can you do this?

390
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:44,800
Uh, shouldn't those hips be in the shop?
Walk this way, please.

391
00:22:45,900 --> 00:22:47,600
I'm-a walking the dog.

392
00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:50,100
Well, step it up a little bit.
Something like this.

393
00:22:52,100 --> 00:22:54,300
Ho, look at this.
Watch out for this thing.

394
00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:57,800
It could go. Uh-huh.

395
00:22:57,900 --> 00:22:59,900
You probably should've
practised in the garage...

396
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,400
before you stepped up
to someone of my level.

397
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:05,400
Back up.
Come on.

398
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:08,300
Fly with me. Maybe something
a little bit more challenging.

399
00:23:08,300 --> 00:23:12,000
Hey! How 'bout this?
Out the front door.

400
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,900
Take it outside.!

401
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,400
Look who's here
on the porch.

402
00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:21,200
I'm walking the porch.
I'm holding a torch. I'm ready to scorch.

403
00:23:21,300 --> 00:23:24,000
Uh-huh.
That's fancy footwork.

404
00:23:24,100 --> 00:23:26,000
Hey! Look. Garfield's
dancing with Odie.

405
00:23:26,100 --> 00:23:27,900
They're like buddies now!

406
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:31,300
What's the matter? Oh, my God!
Odie, what are you doing here?

407
00:23:31,300 --> 00:23:35,000
I was doing a solo dance,
and a creepy dog comes up next to me?

408
00:23:35,100 --> 00:23:36,000
Did you guys see that?
Thank you, fellas. Thank you.

409
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:37,700
Did you guys see that?
Thank you, fellas. Thank you.

410
00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:40,300
Uh-oh.
Here's more trouble.

411
00:23:46,100 --> 00:23:48,600
Look at the goony look
on his face.

412
00:23:48,700 --> 00:23:52,200
- Come on, buddy. Come here. Come on.
- Taking him back to the vet?

413
00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:55,000
- Time for our date with Liz.
- Takin' him back to the kennel, right?

414
00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:58,800
Yeah? Are you putting
him up for adoption?

415
00:23:58,900 --> 00:24:02,700
Hey, Garfield,
Jon's taking Odie on his date with Liz...

416
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:06,000
- and he's leaving you behind.
- I know, Nermal.

417
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,700
 They're off
on an adventure and you're still here.

418
00:24:08,700 --> 00:24:10,700
And your point is?

419
00:24:10,700 --> 00:24:12,900
Well, that's gotta feel bad...

420
00:24:12,900 --> 00:24:15,700
being left by Jon
while he takes Odie out.

421
00:24:15,700 --> 00:24:18,500
It's like you're not
his favourite anymore.

422
00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:20,900
Hey, what do you say
we play brain surgeon?

423
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,700
Would you go get my power tools?

424
00:24:24,900 --> 00:24:26,800
This is so sad.

425
00:24:26,900 --> 00:24:28,900
Jon has completely
lost his mind.

426
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:32,100
Doesn't realize
how important I am to him.

427
00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:34,500
I need to be so very
understanding of him...

428
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:36,900
at this difficult time.

429
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:40,400
Hey, wait up! Wait up for me!
You forgot me!

430
00:24:40,500 --> 00:24:43,800
Slow down! Please slow down!
I'm right back here!

431
00:24:43,900 --> 00:24:47,500
Waa... oh! I think
I pulled a hamstring.

432
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:54,500
All right. It's okay.
I'm on. I'm on. Relax.

433
00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:01,200
Oh, my poor nose.

434
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:01,900
So, if you own Marie,
please come and claim her.

435
00:25:01,900 --> 00:25:05,300
 So, if you own Marie,
please come and claim her.

436
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:08,400
Thank you very much.

437
00:25:08,500 --> 00:25:13,800
Now, before the show starts, go over
to the snack section on the south lawn...

438
00:25:13,900 --> 00:25:16,000
and get those goodies.

439
00:25:16,100 --> 00:25:18,100
We have things there
that we're sure...

440
00:25:18,100 --> 00:25:21,700
Yeah, go on ahead. Uh...

441
00:25:21,700 --> 00:25:24,900
I'll catch up with ya.
It's probably just a mild concussion...

442
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,100
or... or a skull fracture.

443
00:25:27,100 --> 00:25:29,300
Maybe I'll get a CAT scan.

444
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:32,000
A CAT scan!

445
00:25:32,100 --> 00:25:34,400

I'd like to ask the judges now...

446
00:25:34,500 --> 00:25:37,500
if they would please
take their positions for the viewings.

447
00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:40,300
Oh, watch your step there.


448
00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:47,400

449
00:25:47,500 --> 00:25:50,700
Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to the dog show.

450
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:52,700
Well, what if I
compromise a little?

451
00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:56,000
How 'bout I do the rolling around
with the yarn ball thing?

452
00:25:56,100 --> 00:26:01,500
And I'll purr. I'll purr like a Ferrari.
Or make that a Jaguar.

453
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:06,500
I won't climb drapes though. That's more
than you get from some dumb dog.

454
00:26:06,500 --> 00:26:09,100
Oops. Dogs.
Uh-oh.

455
00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:12,500
- Oh, what? You're all gonna take it personally?
- Down, boy. Sit.

456
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:14,700
- Stay!
-  Now, I'm gonna die.

457
00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:18,200
Oh, now I really
am gonna die.!

458
00:26:18,300 --> 00:26:20,200
Excuse me.
Can I get through here?

459
00:26:20,300 --> 00:26:23,500
- No one under this tarp. Ah.! That's my ear.!

460
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:25,700
Owners, maintain control of your dogs.

461
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:28,600
People, control
those animals now.!

462
00:26:28,700 --> 00:26:31,600
Music! Music, you idiot!

463
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:33,600

464
00:26:33,700 --> 00:26:36,600
- Yeah, play the music.
- 

465
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:38,800

That's my bad knee. Stop it. All right.!

466
00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:42,300
- Feets, don't fail me now.!

467
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:46,700
 I apologize for this.
Please excuse this outburst.

468
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:49,000
- This is highly irregular.
- Odie! Odie!

469
00:26:49,100 --> 00:26:52,100
Odie.! Odie, come on.
Come on, buddy. Come on back.

470
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:54,200
Odie.! Odie, you want a treat?
Huh? Buddy?

471
00:26:54,300 --> 00:26:56,500

472
00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:59,300
Okay. All right.
I need a ride.

473
00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:01,600
I'm a cat in trouble.
I'm hitching a ride in your muumuu.

474
00:27:01,700 --> 00:27:03,400
- Ooh!
- Come on! Let's move!

475
00:27:03,500 --> 00:27:07,200
- Go.! Let's move.! Dig.! Dig.! Hyah.! Hyah.!

476
00:27:07,300 --> 00:27:10,700
Come on, Pinkie. Move it out.!
Oh.! Sorry. Sorry.

477
00:27:14,700 --> 00:27:18,100
Move.! Move.! Move, Pinkie.!
Move, Pinkie.! Move.!

478
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:21,000
We certainly have
a new star in the arena.

479
00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:25,600
Ladies and gentlemen,
this is amazing.!

480
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,600
Talented little fella, huh?

481
00:27:31,500 --> 00:27:34,800
Hyah, Pinkie! Hyah!
They're gaining on us, Pinkie!

482
00:27:34,900 --> 00:27:38,000
A cat's life is at stake. Whoa.!

483
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:41,200
Thanks for the ride.

484
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:43,700
Excuse me, ma'am.
Please call 911.

485
00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:46,900

Please.!

486
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:49,100
This is exactly
what I deserve anyway.

487
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:54,300
I promise if I survive,
I'll never compete with a dog again.

488
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,400
Okay.! You got me.!

489
00:27:57,400 --> 00:28:01,100
But before I say good-bye...
Oh, isn't this the final irony?

490
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:04,000
Look who's here to witness this.
The mailman!

491
00:28:04,100 --> 00:28:06,500
You're so stupid.

492
00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:08,500

493
00:28:08,500 --> 00:28:11,000
Whoo! Yeah!

494
00:28:12,700 --> 00:28:14,800
Whoo. Whoo-hoo.

495
00:28:14,900 --> 00:28:16,700

496
00:28:16,700 --> 00:28:19,600

Yes!

497
00:28:19,700 --> 00:28:23,500
Odie, come here.
That's a good boy. Oh, hi.

498
00:28:23,500 --> 00:28:26,700
Ladies and gentlemen, Happy Chapman.

499
00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:31,600

That is one talented dog!

500
00:28:31,700 --> 00:28:33,700

501
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:36,400
You know, this is exactly
the kind of dog...

502
00:28:36,500 --> 00:28:38,500
that could have
a future in television.

503
00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:41,600
Oh, thank you, Mr. Chapman,
but Odie's just my pet.

504
00:28:41,700 --> 00:28:43,900
And that's... that's all
I really want him to be.

505
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:47,100
- You're kidding.
- No.

506
00:28:47,100 --> 00:28:50,400
Okay. Well,
this is for you.

507
00:28:50,500 --> 00:28:52,400
And, uh...

508
00:28:52,500 --> 00:28:55,100
this is for you if you
happen to change your mind.

509
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:57,500
You just ring me up.
You give..."Hello? Hello?

510
00:28:57,600 --> 00:28:59,700
I changed my mind.
I wanna be a star."

511
00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:01,800
- Okay.
- Okay!

512
00:29:01,900 --> 00:29:04,900
- Okay.
- Let's hear it for Odie!

513
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:08,700
What a sensational ending
to a rather unconventional show.!

514
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:11,700
- Smile.
- Our winner today...

515
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:16,100
a fabulous dancing puppy
called Odie.!

516
00:29:16,300 --> 00:29:18,800
...the cul-de-sac. Never leave the cul-de-sac.
Never leave the cul-de-sac.

517
00:29:18,900 --> 00:29:21,900
N-Never leave the cul-de-sac.
Never leave the cul-de-sac.

518
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:25,200
Never leave the cul-de-sac.
Never leave the cul-de...

519
00:29:25,300 --> 00:29:29,800
I'm h-home.

520
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:32,700
I had fun today. Thank you.
Yeah, me too.

521
00:29:32,700 --> 00:29:35,200
Would you like to come in?

522
00:29:35,300 --> 00:29:37,400
- Uh, not today.
- I knew that.

523
00:29:37,500 --> 00:29:39,500
- I'm sorry.
- Jon, I wanna come over, just not today.

524
00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:42,400
I have to cover
for another vet.

525
00:29:42,500 --> 00:29:44,600
Oh! Really?

526
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:47,200
How's Sunday?

527
00:29:47,300 --> 00:29:50,800
Sunday is... Sunday's great.
S-Sunday's good. Sunday.

528
00:29:50,900 --> 00:29:52,900

Okay.

529
00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:58,700
So, I'll...

530
00:29:58,700 --> 00:30:01,200
- I'll see you Sunday.
- Sunday.

531
00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:03,200
- Sunday.
- 

532
00:30:07,300 --> 00:30:09,900
Why? Why has this happened?

533
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:13,200
I was the one.
It was all about me.

534
00:30:13,300 --> 00:30:17,400
Not about some stupid,
snivelling, smelly...

535
00:30:17,500 --> 00:30:20,300
high-maintenance disco dog.

536
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:24,900
Ahh!

537
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:36,300
Oh, no.

538
00:30:43,300 --> 00:30:45,500

539
00:30:52,100 --> 00:30:54,600

540
00:30:59,300 --> 00:31:01,500
Huh? Oh...

541
00:31:05,500 --> 00:31:09,300

542
00:31:17,700 --> 00:31:22,000
You just can't do this, Jon. He's trying
to tear us apart. Don't you see that?

543
00:31:22,100 --> 00:31:24,500
You know me. I'm too lazy
to try to destroy your house.

544
00:31:24,500 --> 00:31:27,900
I was provoked, pushed,
prodded, driven mad.

545
00:31:27,900 --> 00:31:31,600
You can't kick me out of my own house
like I'm some kind of animal!

546
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:34,400
Oh, come on, Jon. Jon!

547
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:35,000
Oh, come on, Jon. Jon!

548
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:38,700
You know I'm scared
of the dark.

549
00:31:40,100 --> 00:31:43,900
Yeah, that's a good boy.
Who's a good boy?

550
00:31:43,900 --> 00:31:47,800
Used to have Jon to myself?

551
00:31:47,900 --> 00:31:52,600
Day or night
There was no one else?

552
00:31:52,700 --> 00:31:56,400
? From dawn to dusk
my meals would come?

553
00:31:56,500 --> 00:32:00,900
I'd lounge about in my home?

554
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:04,000
? But now I'm out
in the cold of night?

555
00:32:04,100 --> 00:32:09,900
? All alone till
the dawn's first light?

556
00:32:09,900 --> 00:32:15,900
? I'm in a new dog
state of mind?

557
00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:26,000
? Used to think I had a home?

558
00:32:26,100 --> 00:32:30,500
? A special place
to call my own?

559
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:34,400
? But now the dog's in
and I'm out?

560
00:32:34,500 --> 00:32:39,800
I've got no Jon
I've got no clout?

561
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:43,100

562
00:32:48,500 --> 00:32:54,500
I'm in a new dog
state of mind??

563
00:32:56,100 --> 00:32:58,100


564
00:33:02,900 --> 00:33:06,200
Leave me alone.
You've won.

565
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:09,300
You're inside with him,
and I'm out here all by myself.

566
00:33:36,300 --> 00:33:40,000
Odie? You came out here
to be with me?

567
00:33:40,100 --> 00:33:42,200
I'm touched.

568
00:33:42,300 --> 00:33:46,000
- And you must be touched in the head.

569
00:33:46,100 --> 00:33:50,000

570
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,600
- See you in the morning, little fella.

571
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:57,700
You know, a puppy needs a little tough love
every now and then.

572
00:33:57,800 --> 00:34:00,100
I think it builds character.

573
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:02,500
Hello, Pooky. Miss me?

574
00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:06,000
You know what? I'm gonna
make it up to Odie tomorrow.

575
00:34:06,100 --> 00:34:08,900
I'm going to teach him how to
drink out of the toilet.

576
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:11,300
Poor Odie.

577
00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:14,300
- That cat is such a pig.
- Garfield's a pig?

578
00:34:14,300 --> 00:34:16,400
You never put
the dog out at night.

579
00:34:16,500 --> 00:34:19,200
Why not?

580
00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:21,400
Because dogs...
run away.

581
00:34:21,500 --> 00:34:24,700

582
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:27,800

583
00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:44,400

584
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,500

585
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:09,200

586
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:38,700

587
00:35:42,900 --> 00:35:46,200

588
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:51,200
Sure, Jon, I'll eat
all your lasagne for you.

589
00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:02,000
Oh, look.
What do we have here?

590
00:36:02,100 --> 00:36:05,400
You're a lost dog.

591
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:08,200

592
00:36:08,300 --> 00:36:10,900
Well, we can fix that.

593
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:12,900

594
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:19,100
Oh, do I feel good
this morning.

595
00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:22,700
I slept like a fat cat.

596
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:25,000
Hey, tall, dark and human,
what's for breakfast?

597
00:36:25,100 --> 00:36:27,700
Odie! Where
are you, boy?

598
00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:30,900
Well, relax. Uh, I think
he was going to camp out.

599
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:37,700
- Odie?
- Well, he probably had
a sleepover at Luca's, I think.

600
00:36:38,900 --> 00:36:43,200
Odie! Odie?

601
00:36:43,300 --> 00:36:47,000
Hm. Well, maybe he's fetching
the paper for the neighbours.

602
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:51,800
Where is that silly dog?

603
00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:58,800
I can't go on like this
anymore, Wendell.

604
00:36:58,900 --> 00:37:00,800
I've got to get a dog.

605
00:37:00,900 --> 00:37:02,900
I think that's a lovely idea.

606
00:37:02,900 --> 00:37:06,200
I know you've been sad and lonely since
the divorce, and I've tried to be a friend...

607
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:08,200
Not for me, you imbecile.
For the act.

608
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:12,600
If I could get my hands on
a really talented dog...

609
00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:16,800
wouldn't WalterJ.
Just choke on his Emmy?

610
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:19,500
- Like Odie?
- Yeah.

611
00:37:19,500 --> 00:37:22,800
Yeah, now he was good.

612
00:37:22,900 --> 00:37:27,300
Oh, yeah. You know, he was
kinda dopey-looking and spry.

613
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:29,300
- And...
- Lost!

614
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:31,400
Hmm?

615
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:39,700
Hi, it's Jon. I was just calling to see
if Odie's been over there.

616
00:37:39,700 --> 00:37:42,500
My name is Jon Arbuckle,
and, um, I can't find my dog.

617
00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:45,400
I've looked all around the neighbourhood,
and I can't find him.

618
00:37:45,500 --> 00:37:47,400
I saw him last night, but I
haven't seen him this morning.

619
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:50,000
And, uh, if you see him,
give me a call, please.

620
00:37:50,100 --> 00:37:53,500
Uh, I was calling to see if you'd seen Odie?
Um, I think he's run away.

621
00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:57,100
I was giving him a bath,
and I forgot to put his collar back on.

622
00:37:57,200 --> 00:37:59,100
You know, 'cause
Garfield hates his collar.

623
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:02,900
He's about 15 pounds.
He's brownish yellow with brown floppy ears.

624
00:38:02,900 --> 00:38:05,600
- Would you mind getting that?

625
00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:08,200
Um, I'm offering a reward.

626
00:38:08,300 --> 00:38:11,400
Yeah, that's right.
Okay, and he answers to the name of...

627
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:14,500
- Hi.
- Hi.

628
00:38:14,500 --> 00:38:17,600
I'd say the refrigerator
is unguarded.

629
00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:19,300
Wh... What are you
doing here?

630
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:21,500
We're having dinner,
remember?

631
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:24,500
Right! R...
Dinner.

632
00:38:24,500 --> 00:38:27,500
Th-The two of us.
Tonight. Of course.

633
00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:31,200
- Shall I come in?
- Yeah!

634
00:38:31,300 --> 00:38:33,100
Yeah.
Come on in.

635
00:38:35,500 --> 00:38:38,200
Uh, you know, uh, Liz,
I have a confession.

636
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:41,400
Uh, uh, it's not really a confession.
More of an admission.

637
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:43,800
It's a... You know what it is?
It's like a, uh...

638
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:46,000
It's like a declaration.
I have a... a... d...

639
00:38:46,100 --> 00:38:48,400
I love it
when you do that.

640
00:38:48,500 --> 00:38:50,700
- Do what?
- You know, trip over yourself.

641
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:52,700
It's cute.

642
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:56,400
It's one of the reasons I had
a crush on you in high school.

643
00:38:56,500 --> 00:38:58,400
You had a crush on me?

644
00:38:58,500 --> 00:39:01,600
Yeah. I thought you were
really cute, decent.

645
00:39:01,700 --> 00:39:03,900
Not like all those
other jerks.

646
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,500
I don't believe it. L...
I had a crush on you too.

647
00:39:06,500 --> 00:39:09,000
- Isn't that funny?
- Yeah.

648
00:39:09,100 --> 00:39:11,000
Hilarious.

649
00:39:11,100 --> 00:39:16,500
So, um, what's your confession/
admission/declaration?

650
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:19,600
Actually, um...

651
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:24,200
I forgot about our dinner.
Yeah.

652
00:39:24,300 --> 00:39:27,300
 Oh, that's okay.
You know, I can... I can go.

653
00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:30,000
No. No, I'm...
I'm glad you're here.

654
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:33,000
Let me just, uh, get my jacket,
and then we'll go.

655
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:41,100
Okay, what am I gonna do?
What am I gonna do?

656
00:39:41,100 --> 00:39:45,300
What... What am I gonna do?
I've waited for this night my entire life.

657
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:48,100
If you tell her the truth,
you'll feel much better.

658
00:39:48,100 --> 00:39:50,700
And you won't have to
see her anymore.

659
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:53,400
It's kinda creepy having a vet
around the house anyway.

660
00:39:53,500 --> 00:39:56,000
I can't just go out and pretend like
nothing's happened, can I?

661
00:39:56,100 --> 00:39:59,700
Well, I sure could. The one thing you can't do
is tell her the dog's gone.

662
00:39:59,700 --> 00:40:02,700
- I gotta tell her.
- No.

663
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:05,600
- I've gotta tell her.
- No. That's not what I said.

664
00:40:06,700 --> 00:40:08,100
Schmuck.

665
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:11,100
Liz, uh,
we can't go out tonight.

666
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:13,800
- Why not?
- Odie's run away.

667
00:40:13,900 --> 00:40:16,600
- What?
- He got out last night. I feel terrible.

668
00:40:16,700 --> 00:40:18,600
I called the pound.
I put up posters.

669
00:40:18,700 --> 00:40:20,700
I looked everywhere,
but I can't find him.

670
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:23,400
- Why didn't you just tell me?
- I guess I figured...

671
00:40:23,500 --> 00:40:26,200
he was the only reason you were
spending time with me.

672
00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:29,800
- Come on.
- No, I'm serious. I mean, I thought...

673
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:32,300
No, I mean, come on.
Let's go find him.

674
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:34,300
O-Oh.

675
00:40:38,500 --> 00:40:41,400
Ayayayayay.

676
00:40:41,500 --> 00:40:46,500
How can this dog be such a problem
when he's not even here anymore?

677
00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:48,800
Well, I'm not gonna
worry about him.

678
00:40:48,900 --> 00:40:51,200
I believe you've
found my dog.

679
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:54,400
- He answers to "Odie."
- "Odie"?

680
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:56,200
Family name.

681
00:40:58,300 --> 00:41:00,800
Oh! Odie!
Oh, come on.

682
00:41:00,900 --> 00:41:04,000
There you are. Oh!

683
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:08,200

Yes. Yes.

684
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:13,000
Yes. Yes. Yes.
I can live again now.

685
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,000
How could I ever
repay you?

686
00:41:15,100 --> 00:41:17,300
An autograph
would be splendid.

687
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:19,500
Then splendid
it shall be.

688
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:23,400
Hm.

689
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:25,700
Uh, no.
Come on, boy.

690
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:27,100

691
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:28,700

692
00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:32,200

Hmm...

693
00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:35,500
Ooh.

694
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:38,500
This is ridiculous.

695
00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:42,000
- Hey, what are you lookin' at?
- Nothin'. Just lookin' for some company.

696
00:41:42,100 --> 00:41:43,700

Keep walking, creepo.

697
00:41:43,700 --> 00:41:46,600
- What's going on?
- We know how much you hated Odie.

698
00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:49,000
- We know how much you wanted him gone.
- Wait a minute.

699
00:41:49,100 --> 00:41:50,900
All I wanted was
to sleep in my own bed.

700
00:41:51,100 --> 00:41:54,000
And to do it, you cast Odie out
into the cold, cruel world?

701
00:41:54,100 --> 00:41:56,300
We saw how you locked
Odie outside last night.

702
00:41:56,400 --> 00:42:00,200
Oh, I don't believe you guys.
I didn't know he was gonna run away.

703
00:42:00,300 --> 00:42:02,600
He's a dumb dog.
No offense, Luca.

704
00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:04,800
- Uh, what?
- You can't blame me for that.

705
00:42:04,900 --> 00:42:07,500
- Any one of us could be next.
- Yeah.

706
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:10,700
There's no room for anybody else
in Garfield's world.

707
00:42:10,700 --> 00:42:12,800
Huh? Oh, that's
a little dramatic.

708
00:42:12,900 --> 00:42:16,800
Well, I may have been a little tough
about protecting my turf...

709
00:42:16,900 --> 00:42:21,000
but, uh,
I don't hate the guy.

710
00:42:21,100 --> 00:42:23,300
I understand Happy
has a big surprise for us.

711
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:25,500
A special treat.
What have you got for us, Hap?

712
00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:27,600
Ah, guten Morgen, Chris.

713
00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:31,200
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I have been working
with a very special new friend...

714
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:35,100
and I would like
to introduce him to all of you.

715
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:38,400
Odieschnitzel!

716
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:42,900
Lookee here!
It's Odie!

717
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:44,900
And he's safe and sound.

718
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:48,700
Although, he seems to have found
an alternative lifestyle.

719
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:50,700
He still can't dance.

720
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:52,700
Well, this gets me off the hook
with Jon and the gang.

721
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:56,100
- Now I'm gonna be the hero.
- That's one talented dog.

722
00:42:56,200 --> 00:43:01,000
Oh, I'm glad you think so, Chris,
because I have a little announcement to make.

723
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:03,100
Old Happy Chapman
and Odieschnitzel...

724
00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:06,800
are going to be climbing aboard
that New Amsterdam Limited at 3:00 p. M...

725
00:43:06,900 --> 00:43:09,600
bound to New York City,
where we have the opportunity...

726
00:43:09,700 --> 00:43:13,300
to be regular contributors
on Good Day, New York.

727
00:43:13,300 --> 00:43:16,300
Huh? That's his last name...
Schnitzel?

728
00:43:16,300 --> 00:43:19,500
Thank you for all your help yesterday.
You were... You were great.

729
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:22,600
Jon, Odie's on TV,
and he's wearing lederhosen.

730
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:25,000
L-I'm sorry.
Garfield, not now.

731
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:28,100
Um, I upped the reward
to, um, $200.

732
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:30,100
And, uh, I'm going to put up
some more posters tomorrow.

733
00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:32,400
He's clog dancing, I think,
wearing lederhosen.

734
00:43:32,500 --> 00:43:35,500
I'm sorry.
Garfield, not now.

735
00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:38,100
- Oh, you're gonna miss it.
- I'm sorry, Liz. I'll call you later.

736
00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:40,400
Garfield's
being... Garfield.

737
00:43:40,500 --> 00:43:42,800
Do I have to bark
like Lassie?

738
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:44,800
Come on.
Humour me, would ya?

739
00:43:44,900 --> 00:43:47,400
Arf! Arf! Arf!
Quickly!

740
00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:50,200
While we're young.
Today! Let's go!

741
00:43:50,300 --> 00:43:52,300
Be happy.

742
00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:55,900
Oh, you're gonna miss this. He's the small one.
The small one in the guy's hand.

743
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,100

744
00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:01,100
Garfield, I'm not in the mood.

745
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:06,000
You know, it's never good
when you turn off my TV.

746
00:44:06,100 --> 00:44:08,500
And this may be
the worst ever.

747
00:44:08,500 --> 00:44:10,500
Odie's not ready.

748
00:44:10,500 --> 00:44:14,300
H-He's months of positive reinforcement
away from consistently performing.

749
00:44:20,100 --> 00:44:23,600
Happy, you promised
you'd never use that.

750
00:44:23,700 --> 00:44:25,500
I mean, that collar
is inhumane.

751
00:44:25,500 --> 00:44:28,600
This collar...

752
00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:32,100
is the dog's future.

753
00:44:32,100 --> 00:44:35,100
Do you have a problem
with that?

754
00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:37,400
- No.
- No.

755
00:44:37,500 --> 00:44:41,000
Now we'll see how smart
you really are.

756
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:47,500
Happy Chapman. Happy Chapman.
Happy Chapman.

757
00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:49,900
Not now, Garfield.

758
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:52,400
Jon, you're denser
than ever.

759
00:44:52,500 --> 00:44:54,900
- I gotta think outside the box here.

760
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:57,600
- Hey, the box!

761
00:44:57,600 --> 00:44:59,600
Wait a second.

762
00:45:01,300 --> 00:45:05,100
My box... My box
had something on it.

763
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:07,800
Let's see. Apple Jacks.
Frosted Flakes. Cocoa Puffs.

764
00:45:07,900 --> 00:45:11,400
Kibbly Kat.
Yes, there it is.

765
00:45:11,500 --> 00:45:16,400
Telegraph Tower. That's where they make
The Happy Chapman Show.

766
00:45:16,500 --> 00:45:19,400
Yeah. But how far away
can that be?

767
00:45:19,500 --> 00:45:22,200
Maybe...
Hmm, a paw?

768
00:45:22,300 --> 00:45:26,200
A paw and a half maybe.
This is a done deal. I can do this.

769
00:45:26,300 --> 00:45:29,400
No!

770
00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:33,400
Can't do this.
Reached physical limits.

771
00:45:33,500 --> 00:45:35,800
Shouldn't have tried it
without snacks.

772
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:38,800
Must go back and reload.

773
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:42,100
- Jenny, how are you? Welcome to the show.

774
00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:45,300
Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!

775
00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:48,100
- Mmm. Mmm.

776
00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:51,100
Mmm.

777
00:45:51,100 --> 00:45:53,800
Ah, and that's the sign
that the tank is full.

778
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:58,000
I can do this. Beyond this intersection
is just another intersection.

779
00:45:58,100 --> 00:46:00,300
And another and another.

780
00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:03,800
On the other hand, I wonder if there's
any meat loaf left in the fridge.

781
00:46:03,900 --> 00:46:06,400
No. Now's not the time
for a plate of meat loaf.

782
00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:08,400
Now's the time
for a plate of courage.

783
00:46:08,500 --> 00:46:13,900
Ladies and gentlemen,
Garfield has left the cul-de-sac.

784
00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:25,900
? He is trampling out
the vintage where the grapes
of wrath are stored?

785
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,600
- ? He has...??

786
00:46:30,300 --> 00:46:33,500

Now that's more my style.

787
00:46:33,500 --> 00:46:35,300
Oh, taxi.

788
00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:37,700

Step on it, will you, driver?

789
00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:47,900
No, Odie's not a hound dog.
Yes, I'm sure.

790
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:50,700
No, I don't want
another dog.

791
00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:52,700
- Thanks anyway.

792
00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:55,300
Garfield, lunchtime.

793
00:46:56,600 --> 00:46:59,200
I made your favourite...
lasagne.

794
00:47:03,500 --> 00:47:05,400
Garfield!

795
00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:08,600
Garfield!

796
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:11,600
Garfield, where are you?

797
00:47:16,100 --> 00:47:18,400
Can anyone direct me
to the pink building...

798
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:21,800
that's shown on the back
of the Kibbly Kat box?

799
00:47:21,900 --> 00:47:26,000
Uh, it's the one right by
the blue-and-orange tree.

800
00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:30,500
Well, this doesn't feel
pink building-ish.

801
00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:33,100

802
00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:35,800
- Hello?
- Now where you going? Oh, what is that?

803
00:47:35,900 --> 00:47:38,000
- Uh-oh, rats.
- Come on! Come on!

804
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,100
- Rats the size of rats.
- Come on, kids.

805
00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:42,100
Is that big orange blob a cat?

806
00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:44,700
Hey, now, why am I
being surrounded here?

807
00:47:44,700 --> 00:47:47,600
- Some of my best friends are vermin.

808
00:47:47,700 --> 00:47:49,500
- Finally, some meat.

809
00:47:49,500 --> 00:47:52,200
Meat? No, it's not meat.
I'm... They measured.

810
00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:55,300
It's 100% body fat.
No nutritional value whatsoever.

811
00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:57,200
Hey, body fat's
good with us.

812
00:47:57,300 --> 00:47:59,300
- Mmm. Yea.! Yippee.!
- Uh... Uh... Louis.

813
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:02,700
- Garfield.! Coming through.
Hey, what's going on here?
- Oh, it's my friend.

814
00:48:02,700 --> 00:48:05,700
Come on, Louis.
I got 3,000 teeny mouths to feed.

815
00:48:05,700 --> 00:48:08,200
Hey, back off. Garfield?
What are you doing here?

816
00:48:08,300 --> 00:48:11,900
Besides defending my life?
Jon got a dog...

817
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,800
dog got kidnapped by a TV star,
I'm trying to rescue him.

818
00:48:14,900 --> 00:48:17,000
Seems like you got yourself
in a jam, huh?

819
00:48:17,100 --> 00:48:19,200
I wish there was something
I could do to help you out.

820
00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:22,200
Louis, I think you and I
have an account still, remember?

821
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:25,300
- The macadamia nut cookies?
- I do love the macadamia.

822
00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:27,900
- Sorry, rat pack, this cat's with me.
- Aw, come on.

823
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:30,400
Y'all got to roll.
Go ahead. Roll out.

824
00:48:30,500 --> 00:48:33,900
Who wants to go
to the Red Lobster alley?

825
00:48:33,900 --> 00:48:36,700
Hey, maybe next time,
little critters.

826
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:38,900
Good luck with the plague
and rabies and everything.

827
00:48:38,900 --> 00:48:40,700
Don't push your luck, fat cat.

828
00:48:42,200 --> 00:48:45,100
Garfield, you can't just
be wandering around the city.

829
00:48:45,100 --> 00:48:47,400
There are dangers everywhere.

830
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:50,000
Potholes, subways,
animal control.

831
00:48:50,100 --> 00:48:52,400
You think you can get me
to Telegraph Tower?

832
00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:55,800
Two more cookies and you got a deal.
But we gotta keep it on the down-low.

833
00:48:55,900 --> 00:48:58,000

How down low do we have to go?

834
00:48:58,100 --> 00:49:00,300
Yo, Garfield, you with me?

835
00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:03,300
Louis, this is a little bit
lower than I expected.

836
00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:06,500
If I didn't have a box over my head,
I'd be humiliated.

837
00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:11,600
Okay, hold up. All right.
We're almost there.

838
00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:15,300
Now, when I give you the signal,
we gotta cross the street.

839
00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:19,100
-  Way over there by the horizon?
- Come on, Garfield. Let's go.!

840
00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:21,100
Wait up.! Wait up.!

841
00:49:22,300 --> 00:49:24,200

842
00:49:24,300 --> 00:49:26,300

843
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:30,000
- Am I dead?
- Garfield, don't move!

844
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,100
Don't move?
Not a problem.

845
00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:34,400
Just wait for the walk signal.

846
00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:40,100
Oh, no, it's a stampede.!
Stampede.!

847
00:49:40,100 --> 00:49:42,600
- If I can just get away from this herd.
- Garfield!

848
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:45,900
Garfield!

849
00:49:46,100 --> 00:49:48,600
Garfield, where are you?

850
00:49:48,700 --> 00:49:51,000
Garfield, get down
from there, man.

851
00:49:51,100 --> 00:49:53,600
No. I'm not coming down.

852
00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:56,600
I'm happy to live the rest of my life
up here. Thank you.

853
00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:04,000
Liz! Liz!

854
00:50:04,100 --> 00:50:07,000
- What's wrong?
- Garfield's gone. I think he's run away too.

855
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:10,000
First Odie, and now Garfield.
Liz, I am the worst pet owner on the planet.

856
00:50:10,100 --> 00:50:12,300
- Wait. What happened?
- I can't find him. You gotta help me.

857
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:14,300
I can't live
without Garfield.

858
00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:16,700
Let's start at the park.

859
00:50:16,700 --> 00:50:17,100
Let's start at the park.

860
00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:20,100
Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?

861
00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:22,700
Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?

862
00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:25,300
Garfield, relax.
Look. We're here.

863
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:27,300
- We're here now.
- Curb service.

864
00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:32,100
The Telegraph Tower
in all its splendour.

865
00:50:35,100 --> 00:50:37,700

It looks much smaller on the box.

866
00:50:37,700 --> 00:50:40,200
You gotta go all the way up there?
Good luck, playa.

867
00:50:40,300 --> 00:50:42,600
I'll catch you later.
I don't do the vertical thing.

868
00:50:42,700 --> 00:50:45,000
- Thanks a lot, partner.
- Oh, yeah. Hold up, "G."

869
00:50:45,100 --> 00:50:47,700
- What?
- Watch out for the po-po.

870
00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:50,600
- You know, five-oh? Control-oh.
- Huh?

871
00:50:50,700 --> 00:50:53,400
- Animal control, man.
- Oh, that po-po.

872
00:50:53,500 --> 00:50:56,100
- Keep it squeal.
- Hey, thanks, partner.

873
00:50:56,100 --> 00:50:58,600
Oink, oink.

874
00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:02,200
I can't try the door. I couldn't
handle another stampede.

875
00:51:07,500 --> 00:51:09,600
Hey...

876
00:51:09,700 --> 00:51:12,600

877
00:51:12,700 --> 00:51:14,800
First thing Monday morning...

878
00:51:14,900 --> 00:51:18,600
I'm gonna get to work
on losing those last 20 pounds.

879
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:27,400
Okay, everything
looks good out there.

880
00:51:27,500 --> 00:51:29,500
Looks like we got ourselves
a blockage.

881
00:51:31,900 --> 00:51:34,100

882
00:51:35,700 --> 00:51:37,700
Hmm.

883
00:51:37,700 --> 00:51:40,800
Guess we'll just...
purge the system.

884
00:51:43,500 --> 00:51:47,400

885
00:51:49,900 --> 00:51:52,400
- Oh, pardon me.

886
00:51:52,500 --> 00:51:54,700
That wasn't my stomach, was it?

887
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:58,300
- Ah, there's a cooling breeze.

888
00:51:58,400 --> 00:52:00,500
Ooh. Woah!

889
00:52:00,600 --> 00:52:05,200
Woah.!

890
00:52:09,500 --> 00:52:12,900
- Whee!
- Aaah!

891
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:14,900
Aaah!

892
00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:22,700
Oh, my poor nose.

893
00:52:24,500 --> 00:52:26,500
Jon, stop the car.

894
00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:34,600
- What?
- It's Odie.

895
00:52:34,700 --> 00:52:37,900
Somebody found him.
52903 Euclid Street.

896
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:40,300
Let's go.

897
00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:41,100
Odie.!

898
00:52:41,100 --> 00:52:42,700
Odie.!

899
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:45,500
Ode.!

900
00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:48,900
Ode-ster.!

901
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:51,400
Ode-man.

902
00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:54,300
This rescue thing
is exhausting.

903
00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:56,300
When do heroes
get to eat?

904
00:52:56,400 --> 00:52:58,400
- Oh, my!

905
00:52:58,500 --> 00:53:00,700
- It's Odie.!

906
00:53:00,800 --> 00:53:05,500
O-O-O-O...

907
00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:09,200
Odie.
I found you.

908
00:53:09,300 --> 00:53:11,600
I'm so sorry
I got you into this mess.

909
00:53:11,700 --> 00:53:14,400
Look. We kind of got off
on the wrong paw.

910
00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:17,900
But, come on. You can be
really annoying sometimes.

911
00:53:17,900 --> 00:53:19,800
And you don't give me
enough space.

912
00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:22,400
And you're
a major-league suck-up.

913
00:53:22,500 --> 00:53:26,700
But we have a common purpose.
We share Jon.

914
00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:28,800
Jon needs us even more.

915
00:53:28,900 --> 00:53:32,200
And I kinda
want you back home too.

916
00:53:32,300 --> 00:53:34,800
So, stand back.

917
00:53:34,900 --> 00:53:36,800
I almost got it.

918
00:53:36,900 --> 00:53:41,500
Hurry up, Wendell.
Fortune waits for no man.

919
00:53:43,500 --> 00:53:45,500
Do you think he's ready
for the audition?

920
00:53:45,500 --> 00:53:49,300
Well, why don't you see for yourself.

921
00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:53,300
Come on, Odie.
Showtime.

922
00:53:54,600 --> 00:53:56,700
Now.

923
00:53:56,700 --> 00:54:00,400
Ah. Good morning, New York.

924
00:54:00,500 --> 00:54:04,200
I know you're gonna flip for Odie
because he sure is flipping for you.

925
00:54:04,300 --> 00:54:06,500

926
00:54:06,600 --> 00:54:08,700
Ride 'em, cowboy.

927
00:54:08,800 --> 00:54:12,700
- A shock collar? That's... That's inhumane.
- Tomorrow's science today.

928
00:54:12,700 --> 00:54:16,400
Oh, gosh, hot doggy.

929
00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:18,900
So, when does
our train leave?

930
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:21,800
Oh. Two hours.

931
00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:24,500
Tickets?
Chop-chop.

932
00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:31,600
Poor Odie.
He faces a future of torture...

933
00:54:31,700 --> 00:54:34,100
neglect and degradation.

934
00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:37,500
Hey, nobody gets to mistreat
my dog like that except me.

935
00:54:42,600 --> 00:54:46,700
Psst.! I'll be right behind you,
little buddy.

936
00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:48,700

937
00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:03,000
Surf s up!

938
00:55:03,100 --> 00:55:06,700
Gravity, do your thang!

939
00:55:09,700 --> 00:55:14,000
Ah-ooh!

940
00:55:14,100 --> 00:55:16,600
Ah-ooh.!

941
00:55:16,700 --> 00:55:20,800
Woah!
Housekeeping at 12:00!

942
00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:23,100
Woah!
You know...

943
00:55:23,100 --> 00:55:26,200
I think I had a nightmare
like this once.

944
00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:29,600
Woah!

945
00:55:40,600 --> 00:55:46,400
Once again, my life has been saved
by the miracle of lasagne.

946
00:55:46,500 --> 00:55:50,700
I said limo, not taxi.
Do you know the difference?

947
00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:53,900
Odie, here I come!
Don't worry, fella.

948
00:55:53,900 --> 00:55:57,400
- I'll rescue you.!
- Halt.!

949
00:55:57,500 --> 00:55:59,500
- Gotcha.!
- Woah. Huh?

950
00:55:59,500 --> 00:56:01,900
Well, what have we got here?

951
00:56:01,900 --> 00:56:04,900
Looks like we got us
a cat with no tags.

952
00:56:04,900 --> 00:56:07,200
 Hey, McGillicuddy,
there's an animal felony...

953
00:56:07,300 --> 00:56:09,400
happening right there
behind you.

954
00:56:09,500 --> 00:56:12,800
I'm trying to do
some rescue work here, pal.

955
00:56:12,900 --> 00:56:14,800
Hey!

956
00:56:14,900 --> 00:56:17,600
- Welcome to my world, Red.
-  I'm gonna call somebody about this.

957
00:56:17,700 --> 00:56:19,900
- Newbie on the block.
- This is police brutality.

958
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:23,700
- Here we go.
- I have tags. I just left them in my other fur.

959
00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:26,000

This is abusive now. This is abusive.

960
00:56:26,100 --> 00:56:28,000
- In you go, big fella.
-  Huh?

961
00:56:28,100 --> 00:56:32,100
- What is with the cage?
- Okay, lock'er down.

962
00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:35,700
Oh, now, this is insulting.
You know I'm house-trained.

963
00:56:35,800 --> 00:56:37,700
- Gimme newspaper?
- Settle down, people.

964
00:56:37,800 --> 00:56:40,500
- I oughta give you a bunch of fives.
- Back about your business.

965
00:56:40,600 --> 00:56:43,700
- Rosa, I'm watching you.
- This is all a terrible mistake.

966
00:56:43,700 --> 00:56:46,400
I was trying to save a friend...

967
00:56:46,500 --> 00:56:48,800
that's not very smart,
needed my help.

968
00:56:48,900 --> 00:56:51,400
I don't belong in here.
I have an owner.

969
00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:53,500
L-I'm not a stray.

970
00:56:54,600 --> 00:56:56,600
- Hi. I'm Jon Arbuckle.
- Hi.

971
00:56:56,700 --> 00:56:58,700
Um, I think you have
my dog Odie.

972
00:56:58,700 --> 00:57:02,000
- I think you're mistaken.
- No, I saw the flier. Odie's my dog.

973
00:57:02,100 --> 00:57:05,100
No, he's Happy Chapman's dog.

974
00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:07,800
Happy Chapman?

975
00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:11,900
The gentleman with the cat
on Channel 37.

976
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:14,500
He came
and took Odie home.

977
00:57:14,600 --> 00:57:18,000
Odie's the family name,
you know?

978
00:57:19,300 --> 00:57:21,500
- Well, uh, good day.
- Wait. Wait.

979
00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:27,100
Happy Chapman took Odie?
You think he's got Garfield too?

980
00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:30,400
L-I don't know.
But we're gonna find out.

981
00:57:30,500 --> 00:57:30,900

982
00:57:30,900 --> 00:57:32,800

983
00:57:35,300 --> 00:57:37,200
Ah, shut up.!

984
00:57:37,300 --> 00:57:39,300
Hey, save it
for talent night.

985
00:57:43,400 --> 00:57:45,600

986
00:57:45,700 --> 00:57:48,900
Could you please be quiet?
Guard! Guards!

987
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:51,000
Oh, this really
is too much.

988
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:55,700
Hey, Persnikitty. Happy Chapman's cat.
What are you doing in here?

989
00:57:55,800 --> 00:58:00,700
I was his cat
until I outlived my purpose.

990
00:58:00,800 --> 00:58:04,800
Oh, then he replaced me with a dog
and dumped me in this wretched place.

991
00:58:04,900 --> 00:58:08,300
- All humans are the same.
- Oh, not Jon, my owner.

992
00:58:08,300 --> 00:58:11,900
No way.
He only does what's best for me.

993
00:58:11,900 --> 00:58:14,400
He puts up with me,
and he feeds me.

994
00:58:14,500 --> 00:58:17,400
And he lets you vacation
in this charming animal pound. Hello?

995
00:58:17,500 --> 00:58:19,400
Yeah, not for long,
Persnikitty.

996
00:58:19,400 --> 00:58:21,600
Would you please
just stop calling me that?

997
00:58:21,600 --> 00:58:24,300
My name isn't
really Persnikitty.

998
00:58:24,300 --> 00:58:26,900
- It's Sir Roland.
- Sir Roland?

999
00:58:26,900 --> 00:58:29,800
Yes. Another one of
Happy Chapman's acts of cruelty.

1000
00:58:29,900 --> 00:58:32,600
I was trained in the classical theatre,
you know. Uh-huh.

1001
00:58:32,700 --> 00:58:36,400
But now, I'm a celebrity
cable castoff cat...

1002
00:58:36,500 --> 00:58:38,900
with a name
I can never live down.

1003
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:41,000
Well, this may hurt
a little then.

1004
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:44,200
I'm trying to rescue the dog
that replaced you, Persnikitty.

1005
00:58:44,300 --> 00:58:48,900
I mean, Roland. Uh, Happy and Odie
are getting on a train in less than two hours...

1006
00:58:48,900 --> 00:58:51,400
to go to New York to become regulars
on Good Day, New York.

1007
00:58:51,500 --> 00:58:54,700
Wait a minute.
Did I just hear that right?

1008
00:58:54,700 --> 00:58:58,200
You're a cat that's
trying to rescue a dog?

1009
00:58:58,300 --> 00:59:01,300
It's true. I know.
It's a crime against nature.

1010
00:59:01,400 --> 00:59:04,900
At first I thought he was a pain,
but he's grown on me...

1011
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:08,200
like a wart you wanna have removed
until you realize...

1012
00:59:08,300 --> 00:59:11,100
it defines you
in some funny way.

1013
00:59:11,200 --> 00:59:14,100
Do you know, that is
absolutely charming.

1014
00:59:14,100 --> 00:59:17,000
Let me ask you
a question, chubby.

1015
00:59:17,100 --> 00:59:19,000
What are you talking about?

1016
00:59:19,100 --> 00:59:23,200
How could you understand?
He's my friend.

1017
00:59:23,200 --> 00:59:26,100
Oh, my gosh.
How low have I sunk?

1018
00:59:26,200 --> 00:59:28,800
Guard, may I have
some shoelaces, please?

1019
00:59:30,200 --> 00:59:33,800
Well, hello there.
Right on time.

1020
00:59:33,800 --> 00:59:36,200
All right. I need a five-count line-up
right now. Let's go.

1021
00:59:36,200 --> 00:59:38,200
- Move, move, move.
- Hey, what's going on?

1022
00:59:38,300 --> 00:59:41,300
Adoption. Looks like one of us
is getting out of here.

1023
00:59:41,300 --> 00:59:43,900
So, you're here
to look at a cat.

1024
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:45,900
All right. Well, let's see
if we can't take care of you.

1025
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:48,500
- Careful.
- Let's go, boys. Let's hurry it up.

1026
00:59:48,500 --> 00:59:50,700
Can I just say
your hands are freezing?

1027
00:59:50,800 --> 00:59:55,000
How are you, newbie?
This might be your lucky day.

1028
00:59:55,100 --> 00:59:57,000
Come here.
There you go.

1029
00:59:57,100 --> 00:59:59,600
Oh, you are a heavy one.

1030
00:59:59,600 --> 01:00:02,500
- Excuse me. Muscle weighs more than fat.
- Come on. That's right.

1031
01:00:02,600 --> 01:00:05,200
- Come over here.
- Check this.

1032
01:00:05,200 --> 01:00:07,900
Hey, what about me?

1033
01:00:07,900 --> 01:00:10,700
All right.
Let's line it up.

1034
01:00:10,800 --> 01:00:13,100
Paws on the white line.
Tails in the air.

1035
01:00:13,200 --> 01:00:17,000
I don't need to be adopted, guys.
My guy Jon is coming to get me, I'm sure.

1036
01:00:17,200 --> 01:00:19,600
- That one.
- Really.

1037
01:00:19,700 --> 01:00:21,700
She picked me!
She picked me! She did!

1038
01:00:21,700 --> 01:00:25,000
- She picked me. She picked me.
- Not that one.

1039
01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:28,000
That one. The one that looks
like the cat on TV.

1040
01:00:28,100 --> 01:00:30,100
Back it up, Red.
She went with Trigger.

1041
01:00:30,200 --> 01:00:32,200
- Sorry, love.
- Come here.

1042
01:00:32,200 --> 01:00:34,500
Better luck next time.
Now you be careful.

1043
01:00:34,500 --> 01:00:37,400
- There you go.
- That's not... That's sore. Ow!

1044
01:00:37,500 --> 01:00:39,900
Jon's gonna be here
in five minutes anyway.

1045
01:00:40,600 --> 01:00:42,800
When I give the signal,
run like a mad cow.

1046
01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:45,100
- What?
- Don't you want to save your friend?

1047
01:00:45,200 --> 01:00:47,500
- Do I really have to run?
- Now!

1048
01:00:47,600 --> 01:00:50,200
Eat hair ball, Happy Chapman!

1049
01:00:50,300 --> 01:00:52,300
Not the red button.!

1050
01:00:52,400 --> 01:00:57,200
Once more
into the breach, dear friends. Once more.!

1051
01:00:57,300 --> 01:01:00,200

1052
01:01:00,200 --> 01:01:02,500

1053
01:01:02,600 --> 01:01:04,600
- Go, go, go, go, go!
- I'm going. I'm going.

1054
01:01:04,700 --> 01:01:07,200
Run! Run! Let's go!
Get the door!

1055
01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:11,300
Hey, there's a fire hydrant!

1056
01:01:11,400 --> 01:01:13,900
Don't stop!
Don't stop!

1057
01:01:21,100 --> 01:01:23,500
Code blue! Code blue!
We got runners. We got runners.

1058
01:01:23,600 --> 01:01:27,700
Halt! Stop! You have not
been cleared for release.

1059
01:01:27,800 --> 01:01:30,600

1060
01:01:57,400 --> 01:01:59,300
- Garfield's been here.
- Uh, excuse me.

1061
01:01:59,400 --> 01:02:02,800
- Can I help you with something?
- We're looking for Happy Chapman.

1062
01:02:02,800 --> 01:02:05,600
Uh, yeah. He's on his way to the train station.
He's going to New York.

1063
01:02:05,600 --> 01:02:07,500
D-Do you guys
have a pass or something?

1064
01:02:07,600 --> 01:02:09,700
- I'm gonna have to ask you guys to leave.
- Thank you.

1065
01:02:09,800 --> 01:02:11,700
Okay, thanks.

1066
01:02:16,300 --> 01:02:18,200
- Oh, excuse me.

1067
01:02:18,300 --> 01:02:22,000
Your attention please.
The New Amsterdam Limited...

1068
01:02:22,100 --> 01:02:26,600
is now departing
from Platform 12.

1069
01:02:26,700 --> 01:02:29,800
All aboard!

1070
01:02:29,900 --> 01:02:32,600
All aboard.!

1071
01:02:38,500 --> 01:02:42,900
Good afternoon, gentlemen. What will you be
having today... salmon, steak or lasagne?

1072
01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:46,100
Steak.
I hate lasagne.

1073
01:02:46,100 --> 01:02:50,700
Beep, beep. Cat coming through.
Beep, beep. Going through the tunnel.

1074
01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:52,900
- Now! I just had to do that.
- It's a cat!

1075
01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:56,400
Final call
for the New Amsterdam Limited.

1076
01:02:56,500 --> 01:03:02,400
The New Amsterdam Limited
is now departing from Platform 12.

1077
01:03:02,500 --> 01:03:05,300
No. Wait.
Please. Stop.

1078
01:03:05,400 --> 01:03:08,600
Wait. Don't. No. Oh.

1079
01:03:08,700 --> 01:03:10,900
You monster, Chapman.!

1080
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:15,300
I can't outrun a train.

1081
01:03:15,300 --> 01:03:17,300
Whoa.
Watch the train, pal.

1082
01:03:17,300 --> 01:03:19,900
- Let's wait here now, honey.
- Hey.

1083
01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:24,600
I got it. It's just a train set, only bigger.

1084
01:03:26,500 --> 01:03:28,500
- Oh, no, we're too late.
- No.

1085
01:03:28,500 --> 01:03:32,600
We're gonna stop
that train. Come on.

1086
01:03:32,700 --> 01:03:34,900
Somewhere around here...

1087
01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:37,200
there's gotta be
a big table...

1088
01:03:37,300 --> 01:03:39,600
with all the trains on it.

1089
01:03:39,700 --> 01:03:42,700
Yeah, now's a good time
to take a 10-minute break, Ted.

1090
01:03:42,800 --> 01:03:44,700
Over and out.

1091
01:03:46,600 --> 01:03:49,000
He looks like the type.

1092
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:52,900
And this must be where
he's got his little table.

1093
01:03:55,100 --> 01:03:58,000
I'm very sorry, sir.
There's simply no way to stop that train.

1094
01:03:58,100 --> 01:04:01,000
Ma'am, you don't understand.
You have to stop that train.

1095
01:04:01,100 --> 01:04:04,000
My dog and my cat
are on that train.

1096
01:04:04,100 --> 01:04:07,200
I suppose if Jon
can do this, I can.

1097
01:04:11,900 --> 01:04:14,700
Okay, we gotta find our train.
Let's see what happens when I do this.

1098
01:04:14,800 --> 01:04:16,700

1099
01:04:18,600 --> 01:04:22,000
Boston Express switching to Track 18.

1100
01:04:22,100 --> 01:04:25,100
Well, I'm sorry. Folks in Boston
are gonna be a little late today.

1101
01:04:25,200 --> 01:04:27,500
- Ha!

1102
01:04:28,600 --> 01:04:31,400
Let's see what happens
when I do this.

1103
01:04:31,500 --> 01:04:34,800
- Warning: Seattle Wind...
- No, I don't care about Seattle.

1104
01:04:36,200 --> 01:04:38,000
Warning: Collision.

1105
01:04:38,100 --> 01:04:40,700
Ma'am, I'm looking for
one train in particular.

1106
01:04:40,800 --> 01:04:44,200
Just one second.
I'm trying to find my friend.

1107
01:04:44,300 --> 01:04:48,200
- The New Amsterdam Limited...
- There's the Amsterdam.

1108
01:04:48,200 --> 01:04:52,700
- Warning: Collision, 20 seconds.

1109
01:04:52,700 --> 01:04:55,700
- Gosh, you sound like my mother.

1110
01:04:55,800 --> 01:04:58,400
- All right, hold up. Everybody stop.

1111
01:04:58,400 --> 01:05:02,700
- Warning.

1112
01:05:02,800 --> 01:05:05,900
- Five, four...
- Stop what you're doing.!

1113
01:05:05,900 --> 01:05:08,500
- Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.
- All stop.

1114
01:05:08,600 --> 01:05:12,700

1115
01:05:12,800 --> 01:05:15,300
- Yeah!

1116
01:05:15,400 --> 01:05:18,000
Okay, everybody.
Let's take it from the top.

1117
01:05:18,100 --> 01:05:20,400
- Okay?

1118
01:05:22,600 --> 01:05:24,600
- You have to stop that train.
- Hold on.

1119
01:05:24,700 --> 01:05:26,700

1120
01:05:26,800 --> 01:05:29,800
I'll be down to meet you
at the station, Odie.

1121
01:05:29,900 --> 01:05:34,400
Actually, that train has stopped.
It's returning to the station.

1122
01:05:35,800 --> 01:05:38,300
Are we on the right train?

1123
01:05:41,800 --> 01:05:43,300

1124
01:05:47,100 --> 01:05:51,000
- Where are ya?

1125
01:05:51,100 --> 01:05:53,600
I think I recognize
that whine.

1126
01:05:55,100 --> 01:05:58,600

1127
01:05:58,700 --> 01:06:00,600
Hey, come on.

1128
01:06:00,700 --> 01:06:03,700
- See, these are the kinds of seats you get...

1129
01:06:03,700 --> 01:06:06,500
when you book
at the last minute.

1130
01:06:07,600 --> 01:06:10,800
Good to see you, partner.

1131
01:06:14,800 --> 01:06:16,700
Let's get outta here.

1132
01:06:16,800 --> 01:06:19,000
Your attention please.
The New Amsterdam Limited...

1133
01:06:19,000 --> 01:06:20,700
Your attention please.
The New Amsterdam Limited...

1134
01:06:20,800 --> 01:06:23,700
is making an unscheduled stop
on Platform 12.

1135
01:06:23,800 --> 01:06:25,800
No, sir,
please take your seat.

1136
01:06:25,900 --> 01:06:29,000
- No, no, my future is running away from me.
- What's the trouble here?

1137
01:06:29,100 --> 01:06:31,400

1138
01:06:33,400 --> 01:06:35,900
Please, stay calm
and go back to your seat.

1139
01:06:36,000 --> 01:06:37,900
- Hey.!
- How rude!

1140
01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:39,500
Buddy!

1141
01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:45,700


1142
01:06:50,500 --> 01:06:52,400
Ah.

1143
01:06:57,800 --> 01:07:01,700
Hey, could you slow down?
I've been doing this running thing all day.

1144
01:07:01,700 --> 01:07:05,100
And I am over it.
Hey, we-re... we're safe now.

1145
01:07:05,100 --> 01:07:07,300
We're free. Oh.

1146
01:07:07,400 --> 01:07:10,700
- If it isn't Unhappy Chappy.
- Going somewhere?

1147
01:07:13,100 --> 01:07:16,100
Nice accessory, but I don't think
I want to play "dress up" with you, pal.

1148
01:07:16,100 --> 01:07:18,500
Let's get outta here.
Let's beat it.!

1149
01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:25,200
Oh, right in the nose again!

1150
01:07:25,300 --> 01:07:29,000
- So, it's gonna get physical, is it?

1151
01:07:29,100 --> 01:07:33,000
Did you really think you could just
run away from Happy Chapman?

1152
01:07:33,100 --> 01:07:35,000

Oh, is this a cry for help.

1153
01:07:35,100 --> 01:07:38,200
No dumb dirty animal is ever
gonna get the better of me.

1154
01:07:38,300 --> 01:07:41,600
And let's see how you feel
with 200 volts coursing...

1155
01:07:41,700 --> 01:07:44,300
- through that thick canine skull of yours.
- Chapman...

1156
01:07:44,400 --> 01:07:49,000
- Come here.
- Get your hands off of my friend.!

1157
01:07:49,100 --> 01:07:51,200

1158
01:07:53,800 --> 01:07:56,600

1159
01:07:56,700 --> 01:07:59,700
- Hey, Boomer. What round is it?
- Good to see you, chubby.

1160
01:07:59,800 --> 01:08:02,200
- We're here to help.
- Sir Roland?

1161
01:08:02,300 --> 01:08:04,400
In the fur!

1162
01:08:04,500 --> 01:08:08,100
- Come on. Come on. Come on.

1163
01:08:08,200 --> 01:08:10,700

1164
01:08:12,200 --> 01:08:15,600

1165
01:08:15,600 --> 01:08:17,600

1166
01:08:22,400 --> 01:08:24,800

1167
01:08:24,900 --> 01:08:27,900

1168
01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:30,500
- Okay. Okay.

1169
01:08:30,600 --> 01:08:35,200
Rats! Aah!

1170
01:08:37,700 --> 01:08:42,100
All right, here's the drill. Cats,
scratch like you've never scratched before.

1171
01:08:42,200 --> 01:08:44,400
Dogs, bite but don't chew.
And, rats...

1172
01:08:44,500 --> 01:08:47,800
- See if you can get that
pretty necklace around his neck.

1173
01:08:50,800 --> 01:08:54,900

Canines, felines and "vermines"...

1174
01:08:55,000 --> 01:08:58,200
it's showtime.

1175
01:08:58,200 --> 01:09:01,000
All right, boys.
Dog pile.!

1176
01:09:01,100 --> 01:09:03,500

1177
01:09:03,600 --> 01:09:06,900
Thanks, boys.
The home team will take it from here.

1178
01:09:07,000 --> 01:09:09,200
Better split before
animal control gets here.

1179
01:09:09,300 --> 01:09:12,700
- Hey, Garfield, shake it easy.
- See you later, Garfield.
- Yeah, good luck.

1180
01:09:14,900 --> 01:09:17,100
Odie, would you mind
sharing the remote, please?

1181
01:09:20,800 --> 01:09:23,600
Every dog
has his day, Happy.

1182
01:09:25,100 --> 01:09:27,900
- Nice kitty.
- Let's see what's on the news.

1183
01:09:28,000 --> 01:09:30,000

1184
01:09:32,200 --> 01:09:34,400
Let me tell you
something, Happy.

1185
01:09:34,500 --> 01:09:38,600
To you, Odie might be
just a dumb, stupid, smelly dog.

1186
01:09:38,700 --> 01:09:40,900
- But to me, he's all that and much more.
- 

1187
01:09:42,700 --> 01:09:45,500
He's my friend.

1188
01:09:45,600 --> 01:09:48,800
Odie, try something else.
Maybe there's a game on.

1189
01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:52,300

1190
01:09:55,800 --> 01:09:57,700
Strong finish,
little buddy.

1191
01:09:58,700 --> 01:10:00,800
Odie? Garfield?

1192
01:10:00,900 --> 01:10:03,600
- Odie?
- Odie? Odie?

1193
01:10:06,100 --> 01:10:09,900
- Be happy.
- This is for stealing my dog and my cat.

1194
01:10:13,200 --> 01:10:15,100
He didn't steal me.
I was doing the rescue work.

1195
01:10:15,200 --> 01:10:17,500
Garfield! Odie!

1196
01:10:17,600 --> 01:10:20,000
- Come here. Hi.
- Oh, come here.

1197
01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:23,500
Oh, I missed you guys so much.
I was so worried about you.

1198
01:10:23,500 --> 01:10:25,500
I'm never gonna let you
out of my sight again.

1199
01:10:25,500 --> 01:10:29,400
Never. You guys
are my best friends.

1200
01:10:29,500 --> 01:10:33,500
- You had me at hello.
- Oh.

1201
01:10:33,600 --> 01:10:36,500
- Get outta here.
- This is WalterJ. Chapman...

1202
01:10:36,600 --> 01:10:38,500
with breaking news
from the Midwest.

1203
01:10:38,600 --> 01:10:41,300
Abby Shields reporting.
Whatcha got for me, Abby?

1204
01:10:41,300 --> 01:10:45,500
Details are sketchy,
but it appears that a deranged man...

1205
01:10:45,600 --> 01:10:47,500
may be the cause
of all the trouble here.

1206
01:10:47,600 --> 01:10:49,600
A deranged man?
What is this?

1207
01:10:49,700 --> 01:10:53,200
In fact, the police are bringing
the suspect out as we speak.

1208
01:10:53,200 --> 01:10:55,600
Aah! Good grief.
It's my idiot brother.

1209
01:10:55,700 --> 01:10:58,700

Hey, that's Happy Chapman.

1210
01:10:58,700 --> 01:11:01,600
He's going for a ride
in the police car.

1211
01:11:01,700 --> 01:11:04,200
But sources tell me
that this incident...

1212
01:11:04,200 --> 01:11:08,400
somehow involved a dog
and a very heroic cat.

1213
01:11:08,400 --> 01:11:12,100
- Cat] Garfield.!
- Hey, he saved Odie.!

1214
01:11:12,100 --> 01:11:15,100
- Now he's a hero.
- Oh, I didn't realize.

1215
01:11:15,200 --> 01:11:17,500
Garfield's on TV.
He's a hero.

1216
01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:22,500

Garfield.! That's Garfield.

1217
01:11:22,600 --> 01:11:24,900
- Garfield's a hero now.!
- Thanks, everybody.

1218
01:11:25,000 --> 01:11:27,200
-  Hero.!
- Well, thanks for saying so. It's nice to hear.

1219
01:11:27,300 --> 01:11:30,600
-  We're a whole street full of heroes.
- It sounds sincere. Thank you.

1220
01:11:30,600 --> 01:11:33,000
- Yeah. Heroes.!
- Okay.

1221
01:11:33,000 --> 01:11:35,000
I've been waiting years for this.

1222
01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:37,100
-  Whoa.!
- Come on, pal.

1223
01:11:37,100 --> 01:11:41,200
- Hey, Arlene.
- Wow. It's nice to be recognized by your peers.

1224
01:11:41,200 --> 01:11:45,400
I couldn't have done this
without you. L...

1225
01:11:45,500 --> 01:11:47,600
We...

1226
01:11:47,600 --> 01:11:50,300
You're a really
great friend.

1227
01:11:50,400 --> 01:11:54,200
Jon, I wanna be more
than your friend.

1228
01:11:55,500 --> 01:11:58,000
- You do?
- Yeah.

1229
01:12:01,200 --> 01:12:03,400

Where do they find the energy?

1230
01:12:17,700 --> 01:12:20,000

1231
01:12:22,900 --> 01:12:27,600
Yeah, just
one big happy family.

1232
01:12:27,700 --> 01:12:31,200
Yeah, right!
Hit the floor.

1233
01:12:31,300 --> 01:12:33,700
No, seriously,
you can come up, buddy.

1234
01:12:33,700 --> 01:12:36,400
Come on. Come on.
No, seriously. Come on up.

1235
01:12:38,300 --> 01:12:41,000
Down you go. We just
hit it off so great...

1236
01:12:41,100 --> 01:12:43,900
because we both love
the same thing, and that is...

1237
01:12:43,900 --> 01:12:46,100
- Me.

1238
01:12:46,200 --> 01:12:49,200

1239
01:13:15,100 --> 01:13:17,100

1240
01:13:17,200 --> 01:13:19,100

1241
01:13:21,600 --> 01:13:23,900
Uh, oops.

1242
01:13:24,100 --> 01:13:29,300
Hey, Odie, help me.
I can't get up.

1243
01:13:30,400 --> 01:13:34,900
Odie, my friend,
bring me some ice.

1244
01:13:35,000 --> 01:13:38,700
Will you hurry up, you dumb dog?
I'm in pain.

