1 00:00:07,972 --> 00:00:11,170 Los Angeles Tower, this is Transworld 22 Heavy. 2 00:00:11,276 --> 00:00:14,803 We are going down! Repeat, engines two and... 3 00:00:14,912 --> 00:00:16,904 L.A. Tower, this is... 4 00:00:17,014 --> 00:00:19,108 Mayday! Mayday! 5 00:00:19,217 --> 00:00:21,344 22 Heavy, pull up! Pull up! 6 00:01:24,349 --> 00:01:28,375 Andrew, this is your father. 7 00:01:28,485 --> 00:01:30,454 Hello? 8 00:01:32,122 --> 00:01:36,115 Look, you don't call me back, so I don't know how to do this. 9 00:01:38,495 --> 00:01:40,395 If you're not gonna return my calls... 10 00:01:40,497 --> 00:01:43,228 then there's no way for us to communicate... 11 00:01:45,337 --> 00:01:47,430 Look, I don't know how to do this... 12 00:01:47,538 --> 00:01:50,473 but you're gonna need to come home now. 13 00:01:50,575 --> 00:01:53,236 Last night... 14 00:01:53,345 --> 00:01:55,245 Your mother died last night, Andrew. 15 00:01:55,346 --> 00:01:57,940 She drowned. 16 00:01:59,216 --> 00:02:01,480 Last night, she drowned in the bath. 17 00:03:01,913 --> 00:03:03,847 Ten résumés just today. 18 00:03:03,948 --> 00:03:06,679 They come in every day from Idaho or Milwaukee or Florida. 19 00:03:06,785 --> 00:03:10,414 And you know what they want even more than a guest spot on Everybody Loves Raymond? 20 00:03:10,522 --> 00:03:13,582 They want your job. This cannot happen again. This will never happen again. 21 00:03:13,691 --> 00:03:15,818 You have two tables. You are 30 minutes late. 22 00:03:15,926 --> 00:03:18,521 And if I ever say this again, your job will go to... 23 00:03:18,630 --> 00:03:20,995 Todd Slauson from Duluth, Minnesota. 24 00:03:29,007 --> 00:03:31,202 Sparkling or flat? 25 00:03:31,309 --> 00:03:33,869 Waiter 10, do you have your earpiece in? 26 00:03:33,979 --> 00:03:36,970 You forget the order 41 for Table 101. 27 00:03:37,082 --> 00:03:39,345 What the fuck, man? What, are you on break? 28 00:03:39,450 --> 00:03:41,316 Nah, I'm just messin'with you. 29 00:03:41,419 --> 00:03:45,048 Uh, we'll have four Ketel Red Bulls and... 30 00:03:45,156 --> 00:03:48,750 And I'll have a Ketel cosmo with a Red Bull and some bread ASAP. 31 00:03:49,860 --> 00:03:51,829 We don't have bread. 32 00:03:51,930 --> 00:03:54,558 What do you mean? How can you not have bread? 33 00:03:54,666 --> 00:03:58,193 Uh, we're a Vietnamese restaurant. We just don't have bread. 34 00:03:58,303 --> 00:04:00,327 But you're not Vietnamese. 35 00:04:00,437 --> 00:04:03,235 No, I'm not. 36 00:04:04,775 --> 00:04:08,074 Can I have something to chew on? Fuck. Bamboo, whatever. 37 00:04:08,178 --> 00:04:10,204 I'll see what I can find. 38 00:04:13,150 --> 00:04:15,380 Waiter number 12... 39 00:04:15,487 --> 00:04:17,853 Flight Number 121 with nonstop service... 40 00:04:17,956 --> 00:04:21,084 to Newark International will be departing from Gate 32. 41 00:05:42,774 --> 00:05:45,504 Shit, yo. 42 00:05:45,610 --> 00:05:47,510 Holy shit. 43 00:05:47,612 --> 00:05:49,943 What's up, man? 44 00:05:50,047 --> 00:05:51,947 Largeman, what are you doing here? 45 00:05:52,049 --> 00:05:55,382 Uh, that's my mom. 46 00:05:55,486 --> 00:05:58,387 - Fuck. - Oh, fuck. 47 00:05:58,490 --> 00:06:00,389 Sorry. 48 00:06:00,491 --> 00:06:02,823 Yeah. 49 00:06:02,926 --> 00:06:06,328 So, welcome back home. 50 00:06:06,431 --> 00:06:08,159 Thanks. 51 00:06:08,266 --> 00:06:10,598 So what have you been doing? 52 00:06:10,702 --> 00:06:12,897 You still, uh, acting and shit, right? 53 00:06:13,003 --> 00:06:15,336 - Yeah. - L-In L.A., right? 54 00:06:15,440 --> 00:06:17,340 - Yeah. - That's cool. 55 00:06:17,442 --> 00:06:19,342 I hear that place is, like, fucking crazy. 56 00:06:19,444 --> 00:06:22,503 My cousin's a writer out there. Says that place is mad crazy. 57 00:06:22,613 --> 00:06:25,674 He's, like, writing a movie about snowboarders or some shit. 58 00:06:25,783 --> 00:06:27,717 I don't... I don't know. 59 00:06:27,819 --> 00:06:30,913 Um, but I should introduce you to him, Largeman. 60 00:06:31,021 --> 00:06:32,922 Maybe you two could do something together. 61 00:06:33,024 --> 00:06:35,049 Yeah, definitely. 62 00:06:35,159 --> 00:06:37,594 What are you doing tonight, man? 63 00:06:38,629 --> 00:06:41,462 Uh, nothing. No real plans. 64 00:06:41,566 --> 00:06:43,830 I'm just in town for a couple days, so... 65 00:06:43,934 --> 00:06:45,835 You should come out with us. 66 00:06:47,405 --> 00:06:50,134 We're gonna go over the Gleasons' house. They're having some... 67 00:06:50,240 --> 00:06:52,266 fucking huge party or something. 68 00:06:52,377 --> 00:06:55,039 - Supposedly. - Well, yeah. Supposedly. 69 00:06:55,146 --> 00:06:57,706 - Really? - He lives up on the hill. 70 00:06:57,815 --> 00:07:00,010 We'll probably go over there after we bury your mom. 71 00:07:00,118 --> 00:07:02,176 - Well, I got to shower. - Same. 72 00:07:04,556 --> 00:07:07,922 Do you know your mother redid the hallway bathroom? 73 00:07:09,093 --> 00:07:10,993 What? I'm sorry. What? 74 00:07:11,095 --> 00:07:13,995 Since I met her, she never showed an interest in anything. 75 00:07:14,097 --> 00:07:16,396 All of a sudden, a month ago, she wakes up... 76 00:07:16,501 --> 00:07:18,991 she wants to redecorate a bathroom. 77 00:07:19,103 --> 00:07:21,367 I helped her. 78 00:07:21,472 --> 00:07:24,737 - Oh, must have been fun. - Well, I sew. 79 00:07:24,842 --> 00:07:26,743 I made you something. 80 00:07:26,845 --> 00:07:28,708 It's a shirt. 81 00:07:29,813 --> 00:07:32,283 That's... That's good. Thank you. 82 00:07:34,152 --> 00:07:36,210 Will you try it on now? 83 00:07:37,855 --> 00:07:39,754 Now? 84 00:07:39,856 --> 00:07:42,485 In case I have to fix it before you leave again... 85 00:07:42,593 --> 00:07:45,289 and we don't see you for another nine years. 86 00:07:45,395 --> 00:07:47,296 I wanna make sure it fits. 87 00:07:47,397 --> 00:07:50,094 Oh. Okay. 88 00:07:50,201 --> 00:07:53,136 You're gonna love the material. 89 00:07:53,238 --> 00:07:57,299 I used the leftovers from your mother's design. Gorgeous. 90 00:08:13,890 --> 00:08:15,790 Hi. 91 00:08:18,529 --> 00:08:21,362 - Hello. - How you doing? 92 00:08:21,466 --> 00:08:25,300 "Well, besides that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the show?" 93 00:08:25,403 --> 00:08:28,998 You know, I'm not really sure what to say here, Dad, so I'm sorry. 94 00:08:29,107 --> 00:08:31,508 Mm. 95 00:08:31,609 --> 00:08:33,873 How are you? 96 00:08:35,680 --> 00:08:38,012 I'm okay. 97 00:08:38,115 --> 00:08:40,516 I've been getting these really bad headaches though. 98 00:08:40,618 --> 00:08:43,314 Um, they're really quick. 99 00:08:43,421 --> 00:08:46,913 It's like a... just a little lightning storm in my head. 100 00:08:47,025 --> 00:08:49,118 Just for a second, and then it's gone. 101 00:08:49,227 --> 00:08:53,027 I just thought maybe you could help me get that checked out while I'm home. 102 00:08:53,131 --> 00:08:55,326 Go see Dr. Cohen first thing in the morning. 103 00:08:55,433 --> 00:08:57,799 He's a neurologist in my building. I- I'll call him. 104 00:08:57,902 --> 00:09:00,666 He'll fit you in. I'm sure it's nothing to worry about. 105 00:09:05,343 --> 00:09:07,243 Place looks good. 106 00:09:07,345 --> 00:09:11,009 Oh, that's nice. Yeah, we've been doing a lot of work on it. 107 00:09:11,116 --> 00:09:13,140 Really? 108 00:09:15,720 --> 00:09:18,917 Actually, no. I don't know why I just said that. 109 00:09:19,023 --> 00:09:21,515 Someone redid the, uh, hallway bathroom. I saw that. 110 00:09:21,626 --> 00:09:23,890 Yeah. That's new. 111 00:09:28,833 --> 00:09:30,665 I'm glad you're here. 112 00:09:33,205 --> 00:09:35,638 Saying good-bye is important. 113 00:09:39,077 --> 00:09:41,238 I'm glad you could fit it in. 114 00:10:55,254 --> 00:10:57,483 - Put your hands on your head, please. - What? 115 00:10:57,588 --> 00:11:02,457 I said put your motherfucking hands on your head! Please. 116 00:11:02,560 --> 00:11:04,460 Eighty-two in a 25. 117 00:11:04,562 --> 00:11:07,031 What are you gonna tell me, you're late or just tired? 118 00:11:07,131 --> 00:11:09,031 - I was... - Shut the fuck up! 119 00:11:15,039 --> 00:11:17,031 - Largeman. - Kenny? 120 00:11:17,141 --> 00:11:19,166 Holy shit! 121 00:11:19,277 --> 00:11:21,178 Oh, man. How you doing? 122 00:11:21,279 --> 00:11:23,214 I'm... I'm great. 123 00:11:23,315 --> 00:11:25,715 - Your mom just died! - I know. 124 00:11:25,817 --> 00:11:28,719 - I mean, that's why you're home. - Yeah. Yup. 125 00:11:28,821 --> 00:11:31,016 You're a cop, Kenny? 126 00:11:31,123 --> 00:11:34,717 - Yeah, I know. I know. - Why? 127 00:11:34,826 --> 00:11:37,887 I don't know. Couldn't think of anything better to do. 128 00:11:37,996 --> 00:11:39,896 No, but it's really cool though, man. 129 00:11:39,998 --> 00:11:42,296 People really listen to you. I mean... 130 00:11:42,401 --> 00:11:44,301 they have to! 131 00:11:44,403 --> 00:11:47,303 - Yo, and check this shit out. That's the safety. - Oh, cool. 132 00:11:47,405 --> 00:11:50,067 And plus, the benefits, man. If I get shot, I'm like... 133 00:11:50,174 --> 00:11:52,074 rich! 134 00:11:52,176 --> 00:11:55,703 But, Kenny, the last time I saw you, you were doing coke lines off a urinal. 135 00:11:55,813 --> 00:11:58,281 No, I had to grow up, man. 136 00:11:58,382 --> 00:12:01,818 It's time to grow up. Plus, I wasn't making shit in that fish market. 137 00:12:01,919 --> 00:12:04,286 No one knew who I was, couldn't get laid. 138 00:12:04,388 --> 00:12:06,448 It's a much better situation for me, man. 139 00:12:08,025 --> 00:12:12,223 Speaking of which, um, how'd I do? 140 00:12:12,330 --> 00:12:13,990 What do you mean? 141 00:12:14,098 --> 00:12:16,226 I don't know. You know, just the whole... 142 00:12:16,335 --> 00:12:18,565 You mean, like, as a cop? 143 00:12:18,669 --> 00:12:21,160 Yeah. The whole, "Shut the fuck up!" 144 00:12:21,272 --> 00:12:24,503 Well, I thought you were a dick, so I guess that's good. 145 00:12:24,609 --> 00:12:27,340 Nice. So, what the fuck, man? 146 00:12:27,445 --> 00:12:30,243 You're this huge movie star now? I heard you did some... 147 00:12:30,348 --> 00:12:32,374 you played a big football player or something. 148 00:12:32,484 --> 00:12:34,610 - I didn't see it. - It was just this thing... 149 00:12:34,719 --> 00:12:37,187 - Fucking De Niro and shit. - What? 150 00:12:37,288 --> 00:12:39,188 - He's awesome. - Yeah. 151 00:12:39,290 --> 00:12:41,189 - Deer Hunter? - Yeah. 152 00:12:41,292 --> 00:12:43,783 Man, we should sit down and we should talk... 153 00:12:43,895 --> 00:12:47,160 because I've got some really good ideas for movies. 154 00:12:47,265 --> 00:12:49,666 You could play me and shit. Poof! 155 00:12:49,767 --> 00:12:52,065 - Stories from the Force. - Yeah. 156 00:12:52,169 --> 00:12:54,660 Yeah, definitely. That sounds good. 157 00:13:17,596 --> 00:13:19,495 - Holy shit! - What's up? 158 00:13:19,597 --> 00:13:21,497 - How you doing, man? - How you doing, man? 159 00:13:21,599 --> 00:13:23,931 - What's up? - Hey, how you doing? Good to see you. 160 00:13:24,035 --> 00:13:28,062 Get this guy a beer. This guy does not wait for a beer. He's a movie star. 161 00:13:28,172 --> 00:13:30,300 Like, uh, Jersey's De Niro and shit. 162 00:13:32,577 --> 00:13:36,013 - Largeman, man, what are you doing home? - I, uh... 163 00:13:36,113 --> 00:13:38,411 Press junket. 164 00:13:38,516 --> 00:13:41,007 That's phat, yo. Fuck, yeah! 165 00:13:41,118 --> 00:13:44,485 Serpico and shit. "Attica!" 166 00:13:44,589 --> 00:13:47,489 Shut the fuck up, man. 167 00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:51,526 You like that? 168 00:13:51,629 --> 00:13:54,461 Like, uh, "press junket"? 169 00:13:54,565 --> 00:13:57,364 That's improv, bitch. You can use it. Right? 170 00:13:57,469 --> 00:13:59,368 Okay. Let me show you something. 171 00:14:05,076 --> 00:14:08,011 Largeman! Oh, whoa! What's going on, man? 172 00:14:09,547 --> 00:14:11,674 How you been? Hey! 173 00:14:11,782 --> 00:14:14,375 - Jess. How are you, brother? - How's it going, man? 174 00:14:14,484 --> 00:14:17,351 I haven't seen you in so long. I heard you're kicking ass. 175 00:14:17,454 --> 00:14:20,947 Oh, um, basically the man bought my silent Velcro patent. 176 00:14:21,058 --> 00:14:23,651 - What? - I developed this little item. 177 00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:25,992 It's just like Velcro, but it doesn't make that... 178 00:14:26,098 --> 00:14:28,690 the Velcro noise. 179 00:14:28,799 --> 00:14:31,563 - So how much did they buy it for? - A lot, man. 180 00:14:31,669 --> 00:14:34,570 Wow. So wh-what are you doing with yourself? 181 00:14:34,672 --> 00:14:36,640 Um, nothing. Nothing. 182 00:14:36,741 --> 00:14:38,709 I've never been so bored in my whole life. 183 00:14:38,809 --> 00:14:41,835 Yeah. First month I went out. I bought a whole bunch of shit. 184 00:14:41,945 --> 00:14:43,846 But, y... Nothing. 185 00:14:47,084 --> 00:14:49,645 Someone got a joint for me? 186 00:15:19,150 --> 00:15:21,051 Here you go. 187 00:15:23,155 --> 00:15:25,714 Oh. No, thanks, man. 188 00:15:25,823 --> 00:15:29,314 Really? I thought you were a big movie star and shit. 189 00:15:29,427 --> 00:15:31,759 - Nah. - Well, then here. 190 00:15:31,862 --> 00:15:34,592 Eat this. 191 00:15:34,698 --> 00:15:36,893 Welcome home. 192 00:15:48,178 --> 00:15:50,409 I guess I'll see you guys later. 193 00:15:52,216 --> 00:15:54,548 Should we play a game? 194 00:15:54,652 --> 00:15:58,315 Let's play "spin the bottle. " 195 00:15:58,422 --> 00:16:01,949 I'm not playing "spin the bottle. " How old are we? 196 00:16:02,059 --> 00:16:04,891 - Or more importantly, how old are they? - Oh, they're all legal. 197 00:16:04,995 --> 00:16:06,894 I think. 198 00:16:06,996 --> 00:16:09,261 Well, we just ate all this fucking "X," 199 00:16:09,366 --> 00:16:12,062 so what the hell else are we supposed to do? 200 00:16:12,169 --> 00:16:14,569 Girl has a point. 201 00:16:14,671 --> 00:16:18,038 - Fucking right. - I'm in! 202 00:17:23,473 --> 00:17:25,373 - Hey! - Large! 203 00:17:28,279 --> 00:17:30,247 Large! 204 00:17:35,418 --> 00:17:38,910 - Largeman, this is Dana. - Hi. 205 00:17:39,023 --> 00:17:41,718 Hi. 206 00:17:41,826 --> 00:17:44,055 Who's up? 207 00:18:11,721 --> 00:18:13,690 Whoo! 208 00:18:20,697 --> 00:18:24,224 This is gonna be a good night. 209 00:19:39,810 --> 00:19:41,710 It's good, isn't it? 210 00:19:45,515 --> 00:19:48,713 I always try to save a couple of the marshmallows till the very end... 211 00:19:48,819 --> 00:19:50,787 but I never make it. 212 00:19:50,888 --> 00:19:52,787 I always end up with... 213 00:19:52,890 --> 00:19:55,188 a bunch of flake things and pink milk. 214 00:19:56,827 --> 00:19:58,818 My mind wanders. 215 00:20:01,966 --> 00:20:03,865 So, Tim... 216 00:20:03,968 --> 00:20:07,334 How long have you been working at Medieval Times? 217 00:20:07,438 --> 00:20:11,135 Three years. B-But I've only been a knight for two. 218 00:20:11,241 --> 00:20:13,209 You have to pay your dues. 219 00:20:13,310 --> 00:20:16,541 I worked in the stables and helped in the kitchen. 220 00:20:16,647 --> 00:20:18,808 When I started, he was making the coleslaw. 221 00:20:18,916 --> 00:20:21,179 It hasn't been the same since you got knighted. 222 00:20:21,284 --> 00:20:23,184 But I really just stirred it. 223 00:20:23,286 --> 00:20:25,277 Don't be modest. 224 00:20:25,388 --> 00:20:27,721 Mr. Modesty won the joust last night. 225 00:20:27,825 --> 00:20:32,158 - Congratulations. - It's not that big a deal. It's fixed. 226 00:20:32,261 --> 00:20:35,163 What was it that happened to you in high school? 227 00:20:35,264 --> 00:20:37,165 You had a thing. I forgot what it was. 228 00:20:37,267 --> 00:20:39,667 - He got the shit kicked out of him. - No, he didn't. 229 00:20:39,769 --> 00:20:43,398 How do you know? He got the shit kicked out of him by Tyrell Freedmen. 230 00:20:43,506 --> 00:20:46,270 - I fucked him up too. - He knocked your teeth out. 231 00:20:46,376 --> 00:20:48,709 He only chipped one tooth. 232 00:20:50,981 --> 00:20:53,414 So, uh, w-what are you up to now, Mark? 233 00:20:53,517 --> 00:20:55,416 You're digging graves? 234 00:21:00,023 --> 00:21:02,014 Mark's getting into real estate. 235 00:21:07,196 --> 00:21:09,791 - Tim can speak Klingon. - What? 236 00:21:09,900 --> 00:21:11,765 - No, I can't. - Yes, you can. 237 00:21:11,869 --> 00:21:14,099 - What the fuck is Klingon? - Like the Star Trek guys? 238 00:21:14,203 --> 00:21:16,797 - Yeah, he can speak their language. - No, she's kidding. 239 00:21:16,906 --> 00:21:19,136 No, I'm not. Why are you being shy? 240 00:21:19,243 --> 00:21:21,734 - Yeah, don't be shy, Tim. - It's just... It's made-up. 241 00:21:21,844 --> 00:21:24,780 This guy who plays the wizard at work is a Trekkie. I don't... 242 00:21:24,882 --> 00:21:28,044 - Don't be shy. Tell them what you said to me last night. - No. 243 00:21:28,151 --> 00:21:30,780 Say what you said to her last night. 244 00:21:36,093 --> 00:21:37,754 You gotta be kidding me. 245 00:21:37,860 --> 00:21:40,830 It means, "I like to mate after battle. " 246 00:21:40,931 --> 00:21:42,922 - That's not what I said. - Yeah. 247 00:21:43,033 --> 00:21:45,001 No. No. That wasn't the one I said. 248 00:21:45,102 --> 00:21:47,036 This one means, "Kill Kirk"... 249 00:21:47,137 --> 00:21:50,766 and also "Hallelujah," depending on the context. 250 00:21:50,873 --> 00:21:53,171 You must have got it confused with, uh... 251 00:21:55,879 --> 00:21:59,473 - Honey, that is good. - You know what that means, Tim? 252 00:21:59,583 --> 00:22:02,484 Well, I do. It means, "Get the fuck out of my house... 253 00:22:02,585 --> 00:22:04,486 before I chop your fucking head off. " 254 00:22:12,563 --> 00:22:14,929 Mark, he's a knight. 255 00:22:15,032 --> 00:22:17,762 He's just a fast-food knight. 256 00:22:20,170 --> 00:22:22,104 I should get going. 257 00:22:33,817 --> 00:22:35,717 Thanks, uh, for the cereal. 258 00:22:35,819 --> 00:22:38,844 I had a lovely evening. 259 00:22:38,955 --> 00:22:41,356 By the way, it says "balls" on your face. 260 00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:46,460 - Asshole. - My mom did it. 261 00:22:50,134 --> 00:22:52,328 In the spring... 262 00:22:52,436 --> 00:22:56,736 the hungry gator must find new and clever ways to find food. 263 00:23:01,513 --> 00:23:04,379 Did you tell Large about... the tapes? 264 00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:07,143 No, Mom. I'm not doing those stupid tapes. 265 00:23:07,250 --> 00:23:09,185 - What are the tapes? - Real estate tapes. 266 00:23:09,286 --> 00:23:13,017 You can make up to $100,000 your first year. 267 00:23:13,123 --> 00:23:15,614 You should have seen the boat this Oriental guy had. 268 00:23:15,726 --> 00:23:18,923 He even had his own game show in China, he had so much money. 269 00:23:19,029 --> 00:23:21,054 I think Mark would be perfect at it. 270 00:23:21,165 --> 00:23:24,327 Ma, shut up about those fuckin' tapes. Okay? It's a scam. 271 00:23:24,434 --> 00:23:28,131 Well, I'm doing it. I'm saving up for those tapes. 272 00:23:28,237 --> 00:23:31,030 Because I know what you could be if you just apply yourself. 273 00:23:31,141 --> 00:23:34,134 You know what? I do apply myself every day, Mom. 274 00:23:34,244 --> 00:23:37,338 I work my ass off burying dead people. Okay? 275 00:23:37,447 --> 00:23:40,279 I'm only 26. I'm not in any rush. What's your rush for? 276 00:23:42,186 --> 00:23:44,882 Just let me be. I don't rush you. 277 00:23:47,492 --> 00:23:50,051 Okay. Then I'll do 'em myself. 278 00:23:50,161 --> 00:23:53,028 Fine. Do 'em. 279 00:23:53,130 --> 00:23:56,998 Okay, then I won't let you on my yacht. 280 00:23:57,100 --> 00:24:00,263 Except Large. Large, you can come anytime you want. 281 00:24:00,370 --> 00:24:03,862 Just don't bring your friend here. 282 00:24:05,909 --> 00:24:08,571 Shit! I got to go to my meeting. 283 00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:11,871 Okay. 284 00:24:14,184 --> 00:24:16,084 I love you. 285 00:24:17,321 --> 00:24:19,721 - I love you too. - I love you. 286 00:24:22,826 --> 00:24:25,989 - Large, it was nice to see you. - Nice to see you too. 287 00:24:26,096 --> 00:24:28,724 Oh. Oh, you guys, don't stay in here all day... 288 00:24:28,832 --> 00:24:31,698 'cause I took the batteries out of the carbon monoxide detector. 289 00:24:31,801 --> 00:24:34,168 It was beeping all night. 290 00:24:37,106 --> 00:24:39,234 She drives me crazy! 291 00:24:39,343 --> 00:24:42,710 She gets all baked out and makes me feel like I have to impress her. 292 00:24:42,813 --> 00:24:44,713 And you know what? 293 00:24:44,815 --> 00:24:47,307 I'm okay with being unimpressive. I sleep better. 294 00:24:48,952 --> 00:24:52,752 - Hey, what time is it? - No idea. 295 00:24:52,856 --> 00:24:54,790 I gotta go. 296 00:24:59,329 --> 00:25:01,524 Hi, I'm Andrew Largeman. I'm sorry. 297 00:25:01,631 --> 00:25:04,761 - I'm really late for my appointment. - Andrew. Andrew. 298 00:25:04,868 --> 00:25:08,304 Okay, Andrew. I'm gonna need you to fill out this paperwork for me. 299 00:25:08,405 --> 00:25:10,566 As soon as we're ready, we'll call you in. 300 00:25:10,674 --> 00:25:13,040 - Okay. Thank you. I'm sorry. - It's okay. Have a seat. 301 00:25:13,143 --> 00:25:15,044 - Hello, Miss Lubin. - Oh, hello there. 302 00:25:15,146 --> 00:25:17,669 Just have a seat. We'll be with you soon, okay? 303 00:25:17,781 --> 00:25:19,976 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 304 00:25:43,775 --> 00:25:45,674 How's it going? 305 00:25:48,412 --> 00:25:50,470 Get off. 306 00:25:50,580 --> 00:25:52,479 Get off. 307 00:26:01,091 --> 00:26:04,026 Heel. 308 00:26:04,127 --> 00:26:07,427 Heel! 309 00:26:10,934 --> 00:26:13,561 Got any suggestions? 310 00:26:13,670 --> 00:26:15,604 Oh, what? 311 00:26:15,706 --> 00:26:18,834 - You got any suggestions? - Yeah, kick his balls. 312 00:26:20,477 --> 00:26:22,411 Kick his balls. 313 00:26:24,348 --> 00:26:28,078 Yeah, but I don't wanna destroy future generations of charitable dogs. 314 00:26:28,184 --> 00:26:30,085 Don't worry about it. I got three Dobermans. 315 00:26:30,186 --> 00:26:33,623 If I didn't kick them in the balls regularly, I'd never get anything done. 316 00:26:33,723 --> 00:26:35,691 But he's gotta be close to finishing by now. 317 00:26:35,791 --> 00:26:37,691 Not yet. 318 00:26:37,793 --> 00:26:39,921 Here comes the lipstick. 319 00:26:40,030 --> 00:26:42,328 Mrs. Lubin? We're ready for you now. 320 00:26:42,432 --> 00:26:45,332 Okay. Come on, Arthur. 321 00:26:51,508 --> 00:26:53,976 I feel so used. 322 00:26:54,078 --> 00:26:57,843 Thanks for your help. For, at least, your good intentions. 323 00:26:59,548 --> 00:27:02,382 - I recognize you. - Oh, did you go to Columbia High? 324 00:27:02,486 --> 00:27:04,783 No, not from high school. From TV. 325 00:27:04,887 --> 00:27:07,549 - Didn't you play the retarded quarterback? - Yeah. 326 00:27:07,656 --> 00:27:09,647 Are you really retarded? 327 00:27:11,061 --> 00:27:12,961 No, I'm not. 328 00:27:13,063 --> 00:27:15,190 Cool. 329 00:27:15,298 --> 00:27:18,926 Great job, man. I mean, I thought you were really retarded. 330 00:27:19,034 --> 00:27:22,198 You're just as good as that Corky kid, and he's actually retarded. 331 00:27:22,305 --> 00:27:24,466 If there was some sort of retarded Oscar... 332 00:27:24,573 --> 00:27:28,135 you would win like hands down, kick his ass. 333 00:27:28,245 --> 00:27:30,940 Well, thank you. Thanks, I appreciate it. 334 00:27:31,047 --> 00:27:33,514 I have to fill out this form though, so... 335 00:27:33,616 --> 00:27:35,516 - Right on. - Thanks. 336 00:27:40,223 --> 00:27:42,782 My cousin's an actor. Jake Ryan Winters. 337 00:27:42,893 --> 00:27:44,792 Doubt you've ever heard of him. 338 00:27:44,894 --> 00:27:49,298 He was, like, on Xena once as a gnome or something. That's really cool though. 339 00:27:49,399 --> 00:27:51,832 Thanks. 340 00:27:53,269 --> 00:27:55,169 Oh, my God. 341 00:27:55,271 --> 00:27:57,171 That scene. That last scene... 342 00:27:57,273 --> 00:27:59,537 where you give the speech to the whole stadium... 343 00:27:59,643 --> 00:28:02,441 and your dad... oh, your dad gives you the thumbs up. 344 00:28:02,546 --> 00:28:05,446 Aw. That was, like... 345 00:28:05,548 --> 00:28:07,448 That was emotional. 346 00:28:08,984 --> 00:28:10,953 So, you got anything else coming out? 347 00:28:11,054 --> 00:28:13,283 No. You know, I'm auditioning... 348 00:28:13,389 --> 00:28:15,324 I can't believe you're not really retarded. 349 00:28:15,425 --> 00:28:17,325 I mean, Jake's not a very good actor. 350 00:28:17,427 --> 00:28:20,486 You can't really tell on Xena 'cause he's in the hairy gnome suit... 351 00:28:20,597 --> 00:28:24,124 but when we were little, he used to put on these really, really low-budge... 352 00:28:24,234 --> 00:28:26,498 renditions of Andrew Lloyd Webber musicals in our attic. 353 00:28:26,603 --> 00:28:29,572 And they were awful! 354 00:28:29,673 --> 00:28:31,903 Like, so bad. 355 00:28:33,844 --> 00:28:37,404 It sucks, though, because there's not that much work for little people, you know? 356 00:28:37,513 --> 00:28:39,981 Anyway, I'm talking too much. 357 00:28:40,083 --> 00:28:42,812 I'll just... You got to fill out your forms. 358 00:28:42,919 --> 00:28:45,012 What are you listening to? 359 00:28:45,121 --> 00:28:47,089 The Shins. 360 00:28:47,190 --> 00:28:49,555 - You know them? - No. 361 00:28:49,658 --> 00:28:52,991 You gotta hear this one song. It'll change your life. I swear. 362 00:28:53,095 --> 00:28:56,657 Oh, I'm sorry. You have to... You gotta fill out your forms. 363 00:28:56,766 --> 00:28:58,666 Conundrum. Think you could, uh... 364 00:28:58,768 --> 00:29:02,101 - maybe listen while you fill out your forms? - I think I can handle it. 365 00:29:02,204 --> 00:29:04,173 Yeah? Okay. 366 00:29:30,566 --> 00:29:32,467 It's good. I like it. 367 00:29:34,704 --> 00:29:37,729 - So, what are you here for? - What are you here for? 368 00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:39,967 Waiting for a friend. You? 369 00:29:41,343 --> 00:29:43,243 I, uh... 370 00:29:43,345 --> 00:29:45,746 Oh, fuck, that was nosy. I'm sorry. 371 00:29:45,849 --> 00:29:49,477 I am so nosy. I didn't... I didn't mean to be. I'm sorry. 372 00:29:49,585 --> 00:29:52,782 No, I just... I get these headaches. I just want to have it checked out. 373 00:29:52,888 --> 00:29:54,879 Cool. 374 00:29:54,990 --> 00:29:56,891 - Andrew Largeman? - Yes. 375 00:29:56,992 --> 00:30:00,326 - We're ready for you now. - Oh, okay. 376 00:30:00,430 --> 00:30:03,331 - Thank you. Nice meeting you. - You didn't. I'm Sam. 377 00:30:03,433 --> 00:30:05,059 Andrew. 378 00:30:05,166 --> 00:30:08,602 Nice to meet you. Good luck with your head. 379 00:30:08,704 --> 00:30:10,638 Thanks. 380 00:30:12,107 --> 00:30:14,406 Don't worry, Sam. We'll be with you next. 381 00:30:43,906 --> 00:30:46,932 - Mr. Andrew Largeman? - Yes, hi. 382 00:30:47,042 --> 00:30:49,136 - There's absolutely nothing wrong with you. - What? 383 00:30:49,244 --> 00:30:52,271 Just kidding. How would I know that? Uh... 384 00:30:53,349 --> 00:30:55,783 I'm Dr. Cohen. 385 00:30:57,953 --> 00:31:00,046 What can we do for you today, Andrew. 386 00:31:01,423 --> 00:31:03,790 Um, I've been getting these really intense headaches. 387 00:31:03,893 --> 00:31:07,123 Um, they last for like a split second. 388 00:31:07,230 --> 00:31:11,064 It's like lightning, like a surge of electricity, and then it's gone. 389 00:31:14,871 --> 00:31:16,805 Lithium? 390 00:31:16,904 --> 00:31:18,964 How long have you been on the lithium? 391 00:31:19,075 --> 00:31:23,569 Um, I've been on some form of it since I was 10 or so. 392 00:31:25,881 --> 00:31:28,679 And the Paxil, Zoloft, Celexa... 393 00:31:28,784 --> 00:31:30,718 Depakote... 394 00:31:30,819 --> 00:31:33,310 did they, uh, help you at all? 395 00:31:33,422 --> 00:31:35,322 No. 396 00:31:36,458 --> 00:31:38,449 I mean, I don't know. Uh... 397 00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:41,892 It's recently occurred to me I might not even have a problem. 398 00:31:41,996 --> 00:31:46,400 Only, I'd never know it because as far back as I can remember, I've been medicated. 399 00:31:46,502 --> 00:31:48,732 I left them in L.A. Though. 400 00:31:48,837 --> 00:31:53,069 This is, uh, the first time I haven't had medicine in my body for... a long time. 401 00:31:53,175 --> 00:31:55,735 You know that stuff will leave your body pretty fast. 402 00:31:55,844 --> 00:32:00,282 - I can write you a prescription. - Actually, I was thinking about taking a little vacation. 403 00:32:00,383 --> 00:32:02,681 Have you discussed this with your psychiatrist? 404 00:32:02,784 --> 00:32:06,119 Uh, well, my psychiatrist is my dad. 405 00:32:07,755 --> 00:32:10,816 Yeah. So I think he'd prefer me to stay on it. 406 00:32:10,926 --> 00:32:14,124 He... likes to think it makes me happy. 407 00:32:16,065 --> 00:32:19,296 You know, our bodies are capable of doing some very funny things... 408 00:32:19,401 --> 00:32:21,768 when they're consumed with stress and anxiety. 409 00:32:22,871 --> 00:32:24,601 Uh... 410 00:32:24,708 --> 00:32:29,543 I found my ex-best friend's cuff links in my wife's purse. 411 00:32:32,180 --> 00:32:34,809 I couldn't get an erection for a year and a half... 412 00:32:34,917 --> 00:32:36,817 for example. 413 00:32:38,621 --> 00:32:41,919 Wow. Um... 414 00:32:42,024 --> 00:32:44,857 But I don't really think that's it because I don't... 415 00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:48,328 I don't really feel like stressed or anxious at all. 416 00:32:48,430 --> 00:32:52,161 'Cause all the lithium he's had you on. It's amazing you can even hear me now. 417 00:32:54,402 --> 00:32:56,634 Look, Andrew, uh, first of all... 418 00:32:56,740 --> 00:33:00,198 I think you do need to find a psychiatrist that isn't your father. 419 00:33:00,309 --> 00:33:03,107 That's something that should have been remedied years ago. 420 00:33:03,212 --> 00:33:05,112 He knows better. 421 00:33:05,214 --> 00:33:08,206 And secondly, uh, I'm in no position to comment on... 422 00:33:08,317 --> 00:33:11,913 whether you should stay on the meds or not because I don't know your story. 423 00:33:12,021 --> 00:33:15,979 But my opinion, since you're paying for it... 424 00:33:16,091 --> 00:33:19,686 is that, yeah, those drugs may help you as a means to an end... 425 00:33:19,795 --> 00:33:22,492 but sooner or later, if you're not in some sort of therapy... 426 00:33:22,599 --> 00:33:26,830 whatever's going on in your mind will find a way to peek its little head out of the water. 427 00:33:26,935 --> 00:33:29,096 - Are you all right? - Yeah. 428 00:33:29,204 --> 00:33:31,263 Yeah, you're all right. You're alive. 429 00:33:31,373 --> 00:33:34,206 Come on. I'll take a look at you. Come. 430 00:33:36,646 --> 00:33:40,103 I'll need you to take your shoes off. I have to scratch your feet. 431 00:34:13,115 --> 00:34:15,413 So why were you really there? 432 00:34:15,517 --> 00:34:17,543 Charging. I'm a robot. 433 00:34:19,088 --> 00:34:22,648 - Do you lie a lot? - What do you consider a lot? 434 00:34:22,758 --> 00:34:24,727 Enough for people to call you a liar. 435 00:34:24,827 --> 00:34:28,354 - People call me lots of things. - Is one of them "liar"? 436 00:34:28,462 --> 00:34:31,329 I could say no, but how would you know I'm not lyin'? 437 00:34:31,433 --> 00:34:33,924 I guess I could choose to trust you. 438 00:34:34,036 --> 00:34:36,504 - You can do that? - I can try. 439 00:34:36,605 --> 00:34:38,903 Whose bike is that? 440 00:34:41,009 --> 00:34:43,239 It was my grandfather's. 441 00:34:43,345 --> 00:34:47,839 It was the only thing he left to anyone in my family, and he left it to me. 442 00:34:47,950 --> 00:34:49,941 And I like it. 443 00:34:52,488 --> 00:34:56,856 So this is the point in the conversation where you ask me if I'd like a ride home. 444 00:34:56,959 --> 00:34:59,120 - It is? - Yep. 445 00:35:01,396 --> 00:35:03,296 Would you like a ride home? 446 00:35:05,835 --> 00:35:09,429 Fine. But I'm not getting in that sidecar. 447 00:35:09,538 --> 00:35:12,234 - Why not? - Sidecars are for bitches. 448 00:35:12,340 --> 00:35:15,071 Anyone who rides in that is automatically your bitch. 449 00:35:15,177 --> 00:35:17,737 Thus, I will ride on the back. 450 00:35:26,021 --> 00:35:27,921 - Whoa. - Hold on tight. 451 00:35:28,023 --> 00:35:30,082 Okay. Holdin'. 452 00:35:33,696 --> 00:35:35,856 My hair is blowin' in the wind. 453 00:35:40,702 --> 00:35:42,602 What, are you like a hang glider? 454 00:35:42,704 --> 00:35:45,172 My boyfriend was gonna pick me up so I brought it. 455 00:35:45,274 --> 00:35:48,733 - But then he couldn't. - What does he have? One of those tandem things? 456 00:35:48,845 --> 00:35:51,574 No. He drives a Ninja. Goes way faster than this guy. 457 00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:55,139 - But what kind of helmet is that? - You can wear it on a bike. 458 00:35:55,251 --> 00:35:57,775 - Anyway, how's your head? - I should live through the day. 459 00:35:57,886 --> 00:35:59,787 Cool. Make a right here. 460 00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:07,358 Are you doing anything right now? 461 00:36:07,463 --> 00:36:10,556 - Can you elaborate on "doing anything"? - I know this guy, Jesse. 462 00:36:10,666 --> 00:36:12,691 He bought this mansion that's right up here... 463 00:36:12,801 --> 00:36:14,702 and he wants me to come visit him. 464 00:36:14,804 --> 00:36:19,002 But I don't want to stay very long. I was thinking, like if you came too... 465 00:36:19,107 --> 00:36:22,508 I could just say I have to take you home when I'm ready to go. 466 00:36:22,612 --> 00:36:25,775 Wow. That's pretty damn random of you, Andrew. 467 00:36:25,881 --> 00:36:28,350 - I know. - "Nice to meet you. Can I use you?" 468 00:36:28,451 --> 00:36:30,442 - No. - It's the Hollywood in you, I guess. 469 00:36:30,553 --> 00:36:32,986 No. Come on. It's not like that. It'll be fun. 470 00:36:33,089 --> 00:36:36,319 I'll tell you what, we can have like... like a signal. 471 00:36:36,425 --> 00:36:39,452 Like, when you pull on your ear, that's the code. 472 00:36:39,562 --> 00:36:43,555 And then I'll be like, "Oh, I got to take her home. " And then we'll go. 473 00:36:45,234 --> 00:36:47,292 Can we have code names too? 474 00:36:47,402 --> 00:36:49,836 If you want. 475 00:36:49,938 --> 00:36:52,840 Okay. But don't try and like kidnap me or anything... 476 00:36:52,942 --> 00:36:56,844 'cause my step-uncle's a bounty hunter and he could have you tracked and killed. 477 00:36:56,946 --> 00:36:59,073 You're such a liar. 478 00:37:01,551 --> 00:37:03,451 Whoo! 479 00:37:04,989 --> 00:37:07,218 Okay. You ready? 480 00:37:28,410 --> 00:37:31,346 I'll be fine. Am I the first boy you've ever brought home? 481 00:37:31,447 --> 00:37:33,380 No. But, um... 482 00:37:33,483 --> 00:37:36,611 I lied to you before when I told you my boyfriend drives a Ninja. 483 00:37:36,719 --> 00:37:39,745 - He doesn't drive a bike? - No, I don't have a boyfriend. 484 00:37:40,857 --> 00:37:43,621 But, you know, he might drive a Ninja. 485 00:37:43,725 --> 00:37:46,889 - Wherever he is. - Wow. We're off to a great start. 486 00:37:46,996 --> 00:37:51,160 Okay. So... So sometimes I lie. 487 00:37:51,266 --> 00:37:53,963 I mean, I'm weird, man. 488 00:37:54,070 --> 00:37:57,096 About random stuff too. I don't even know why I do it. 489 00:37:57,206 --> 00:37:59,105 It's like... It's like a tic. 490 00:37:59,208 --> 00:38:03,645 I mean, sometimes I hear myself say something, and then I think... 491 00:38:03,746 --> 00:38:06,214 "Wow, that wasn't even remotely true. " 492 00:38:06,315 --> 00:38:08,876 So how do people know what's real? 493 00:38:08,986 --> 00:38:13,012 Well, I always feel bad afterwards and admit them when they're lies. 494 00:38:14,223 --> 00:38:16,123 Can you trust that? 495 00:38:16,225 --> 00:38:19,250 Open the door. 496 00:38:20,997 --> 00:38:23,128 Okay. 497 00:38:27,236 --> 00:38:29,727 Kevin, down. Mom! 498 00:38:29,839 --> 00:38:32,672 Come on. Kick him in the balls. Kick him in the balls. 499 00:38:32,775 --> 00:38:34,970 Mom! 500 00:38:35,078 --> 00:38:37,979 All right! Everybody down! Who wants to eat? 501 00:38:38,082 --> 00:38:41,312 Do you want to eat? Then get the fuck off him. 502 00:38:41,417 --> 00:38:44,079 Kevin! Get off! 503 00:38:44,187 --> 00:38:47,486 I'm so sorry. We just don't have the time to train them. 504 00:38:47,590 --> 00:38:49,785 Who's got the time to train them? 505 00:38:49,893 --> 00:38:52,589 - Mom, this is Andrew. - Welcome. 506 00:38:52,695 --> 00:38:54,595 Welcome. I'm sorry the place is a wreck. 507 00:38:54,697 --> 00:38:58,064 Honey, I asked you to get the metal wheel out of the hamster cage. 508 00:38:58,167 --> 00:39:01,069 - I forgot. - Well, you forgot and now Jelly's dead. 509 00:39:01,171 --> 00:39:03,297 Luckily, I got Peanut Butter out in time. 510 00:39:03,406 --> 00:39:05,841 We have to get the only hamsters on planet Earth... 511 00:39:05,943 --> 00:39:08,103 who can't figure out a stupid hamster wheel. 512 00:39:08,211 --> 00:39:10,339 There's a tin box on the kitchen counter. 513 00:39:10,446 --> 00:39:13,007 You can do the honors. I have to get to work. 514 00:39:13,116 --> 00:39:15,108 - It's nice to meet you. Andrew, right? - Yes. 515 00:39:15,218 --> 00:39:17,516 Andrew. Very nice to meet you. 516 00:39:17,620 --> 00:39:20,180 Samatha, put the clothes in the dryer and buryJelly. 517 00:39:23,726 --> 00:39:26,025 So this is it. 518 00:39:34,770 --> 00:39:36,964 - It's nice. - No, it's not. 519 00:39:37,073 --> 00:39:39,803 Don't say that just 'cause you can't think of anything else. 520 00:39:39,910 --> 00:39:42,241 I'm not. I'm not. It's... It's very cozy. 521 00:39:42,345 --> 00:39:44,814 You guys are a little early on the tree though. 522 00:39:44,914 --> 00:39:48,874 Yeah, we never got around to taking it down. When it got to be fall again... 523 00:39:48,985 --> 00:39:50,884 we figured, "Just leave it up. " 524 00:39:50,987 --> 00:39:54,252 Oh, my God. You're totally freaked out. You're totally freaked out right now. 525 00:39:54,357 --> 00:39:57,520 - You, like, can't wait to leave. - I'm not. I'm not. I like it. 526 00:39:57,627 --> 00:40:00,255 - It's very nice. - Well, you wanna see my room? 527 00:40:00,363 --> 00:40:02,263 Sure. 528 00:40:03,299 --> 00:40:05,199 - Hey. - Hey. 529 00:40:05,301 --> 00:40:08,362 Titembay, this is my friend Andrew. Andrew, this is my brother, Titembay. 530 00:40:08,472 --> 00:40:11,998 - Hi. It's very nice to meet you. - Oh, it's nice to meet you. 531 00:40:12,108 --> 00:40:14,201 - I'm sorry about Jelly. - Oh, that's okay. 532 00:40:14,310 --> 00:40:16,938 I saved some mac and cheese for you. It's in the fridge. 533 00:40:17,046 --> 00:40:19,071 Thank you. 534 00:40:23,020 --> 00:40:26,456 Anyway, I'm late for class. It's nice meeting you. 535 00:40:26,557 --> 00:40:29,354 - Very nice to meet you. - See you later. 536 00:40:32,829 --> 00:40:34,728 So here we are. 537 00:40:34,831 --> 00:40:37,958 It's nothing fancy, but you know... What? 538 00:40:39,735 --> 00:40:42,296 Uh, it's... Titembay, right? 539 00:40:42,405 --> 00:40:45,169 Yeah, it's weird, huh? You're, like, so freaked out right now. 540 00:40:45,274 --> 00:40:48,573 You're running for the door. It's okay. You can go. Don't feel bad. It's really... 541 00:40:48,678 --> 00:40:50,646 - Stop doing that. - What? 542 00:40:50,746 --> 00:40:54,079 The whole thing you just did. I wanna be here. If I didn't, I wouldn't be. 543 00:40:54,183 --> 00:40:56,913 Trust me, my family is way more fucked up than yours. Okay? 544 00:40:57,019 --> 00:40:58,646 Okay. 545 00:40:58,754 --> 00:41:01,621 So, Titembay. 546 00:41:01,724 --> 00:41:05,455 - Yeah, he's my brother. - Is he adopted or... 547 00:41:05,562 --> 00:41:08,553 Kind of. My mom adopted him from Sally Struthers like years ago. 548 00:41:08,664 --> 00:41:12,327 One of those "For the cost of a cup of coffee a day" sort of things. 549 00:41:12,435 --> 00:41:15,963 Where she's like, "How can you just sit there and not help the children?" 550 00:41:16,072 --> 00:41:19,440 And we couldn't. We just couldn't sit there and not help the children. 551 00:41:19,543 --> 00:41:22,875 So we start sending him like pictures and letters and stuff for years... 552 00:41:22,980 --> 00:41:26,746 but then I got really into ice-skating, so we sort of forgot about him. 553 00:41:26,849 --> 00:41:29,875 Then one day we get this phone call and it's Titembay. 554 00:41:29,987 --> 00:41:32,182 And he's at the dry cleaners around the corner. 555 00:41:32,288 --> 00:41:35,019 And he's like, "I'm at Rutgers. I live in the dorms... 556 00:41:35,124 --> 00:41:38,582 but I'm used to living with my tribe so I'd rather live with a family. " 557 00:41:38,694 --> 00:41:41,129 And he's been living with us ever since. 558 00:41:41,231 --> 00:41:43,664 Wow. 559 00:41:43,766 --> 00:41:46,701 Yeah. I know. He's the most amazing guy. 560 00:41:46,802 --> 00:41:50,636 You gotta hear his stories. He struggled through so much because he wanted to learn. 561 00:41:50,740 --> 00:41:52,867 When I think of what he's accomplished, I just... 562 00:41:52,976 --> 00:41:54,908 I just feel, like, lazy. You know? 563 00:41:55,010 --> 00:41:57,845 He's studying criminal justice at Rutgers, and when he was a baby... 564 00:41:57,947 --> 00:42:01,212 he was one of those kids with, like, the flies all over his face. 565 00:42:02,551 --> 00:42:04,849 Wow. 566 00:42:04,954 --> 00:42:06,854 I mean, i- it's a crazy story. 567 00:42:06,956 --> 00:42:10,858 Yeah, I know. I mean, that's a true story. I am not that good. 568 00:42:11,994 --> 00:42:14,519 This is Tickle. 569 00:42:14,631 --> 00:42:18,931 - What is Tickle? - Tickle's my favorite thing in the whole world. 570 00:42:19,035 --> 00:42:22,004 It's all that's left of Nanny, my blanket. 571 00:42:22,104 --> 00:42:24,298 - Tickle's all that remains. - Mm-hmm. 572 00:42:24,407 --> 00:42:26,841 - Was there like a hurricane or something? - Shut up. 573 00:42:26,942 --> 00:42:30,309 No, I mean, I've had this since I was a baby. 574 00:42:30,413 --> 00:42:33,143 It's what they brought me home in from the hospital. 575 00:42:34,450 --> 00:42:37,441 - It's like the Wailing Wall. - What? 576 00:42:37,552 --> 00:42:39,885 Uh, the Wailing Wall is like this, uh... 577 00:42:39,989 --> 00:42:43,550 It's like the most holy place forJews to go and pray in Israel. 578 00:42:43,659 --> 00:42:48,323 It's all that's left of this enormous temple that was destroyed by the Romans. 579 00:42:48,431 --> 00:42:51,229 So you're like reallyJewish. 580 00:42:51,334 --> 00:42:53,234 - What? - You are, aren't you? 581 00:42:53,336 --> 00:42:55,429 - You are. - No, I'm not. 582 00:42:55,538 --> 00:42:57,438 L- I'm Jewish, but I'm not reallyJewish. 583 00:42:57,540 --> 00:43:00,304 I don't do anything Jewish. I don't go to temple or anything. 584 00:43:00,409 --> 00:43:02,638 But I don't know anyJews that go to temple. 585 00:43:02,745 --> 00:43:04,872 The Jews I know, they go on one day. 586 00:43:04,980 --> 00:43:07,971 - It's Yom Kippur, the Day of Repentance. - Okay. 587 00:43:08,084 --> 00:43:10,882 Did you know that most temples are built with moveable walls... 588 00:43:10,986 --> 00:43:14,353 so that on the one day of the year when everyone comes to repent... 589 00:43:14,456 --> 00:43:17,187 they can actually make the room big enough to hold everyone? 590 00:43:17,293 --> 00:43:19,887 I don't really believe in God. 591 00:43:19,994 --> 00:43:22,758 - Just Tickle. - Oh, I believe in Tickle. 592 00:43:24,866 --> 00:43:27,392 - We're not gonna make out or anything. - What? 593 00:43:27,503 --> 00:43:30,301 I'm sorry. I just totally ruined that moment, didn't I? 594 00:43:30,405 --> 00:43:33,034 - No, no. - It's just that we're not gonna make out, okay? 595 00:43:33,142 --> 00:43:35,268 - Oh, no, I hadn't planned on trying... - Oh, my... 596 00:43:35,377 --> 00:43:37,903 I am so lame. That was like really... I am... 597 00:43:38,013 --> 00:43:40,174 I'm sorry. Forget I just said that. I am... 598 00:43:40,282 --> 00:43:42,215 That was dumb. And... 599 00:43:42,317 --> 00:43:45,481 - You know what I do when I feel completely unoriginal? - What? 600 00:43:50,259 --> 00:43:53,820 I make a noise or I do something that no one has ever done before. 601 00:43:53,929 --> 00:43:57,729 And then I can feel unique again even if it's only for like a second. 602 00:43:57,834 --> 00:44:00,460 So, no one's ever done that? 603 00:44:00,568 --> 00:44:04,664 No, not in this spot. No. You just witnessed a completely original moment in history. 604 00:44:04,773 --> 00:44:07,242 - It's refreshing. You should try it. - Oh, no. Thanks. 605 00:44:07,343 --> 00:44:10,072 - No, come on. - I think that was good enough for both of us. 606 00:44:10,178 --> 00:44:12,340 Come on. What are you, shy? 607 00:44:12,448 --> 00:44:14,746 This is your one opportunity to do something... 608 00:44:14,850 --> 00:44:19,287 that no one has done before and that no one will copy again throughout human existence. 609 00:44:19,388 --> 00:44:23,791 A- And if nothing else, you'll be remembered as the one guy who ever did this. 610 00:44:23,893 --> 00:44:25,794 This one thing. 611 00:44:27,963 --> 00:44:30,454 Uh... 612 00:44:35,204 --> 00:44:37,104 How was that? 613 00:44:37,206 --> 00:44:39,436 Oh, I've done that one before. 614 00:44:39,542 --> 00:44:41,910 So, uh... 615 00:44:42,011 --> 00:44:44,980 I gotta go bury this hamster before the dogs eat him. 616 00:44:45,079 --> 00:44:47,775 Wanna help? Hmm? 617 00:44:59,094 --> 00:45:02,393 - Wow. - Yeah. 618 00:45:02,498 --> 00:45:04,658 - I mean, this is, uh... - I know. 619 00:45:04,766 --> 00:45:07,827 It's not that we're bad pet owners or anything. 620 00:45:07,937 --> 00:45:11,839 It's just, you know, we've had so many of them over the years. 621 00:45:11,941 --> 00:45:14,205 Besides, a lot of these are fish. 622 00:45:14,309 --> 00:45:16,402 After you. 623 00:45:24,586 --> 00:45:27,215 All right. 624 00:45:29,992 --> 00:45:31,892 Sit down. 625 00:45:39,068 --> 00:45:41,093 What are you thinking about? 626 00:45:42,704 --> 00:45:44,899 - Now? - Yeah. 627 00:45:45,006 --> 00:45:48,034 - Right now? - Yeah. 628 00:45:48,143 --> 00:45:51,976 Right now, I was thinking I've been going to a lot of these things lately. 629 00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:54,515 - What, dates? - Not dates. 630 00:45:54,617 --> 00:45:57,643 Is this a date? This isn't a date. 631 00:45:57,754 --> 00:45:59,720 Funerals. 632 00:45:59,822 --> 00:46:01,756 Why? Who else died? 633 00:46:03,559 --> 00:46:05,788 Oh, uh... 634 00:46:05,894 --> 00:46:09,796 That's why I'm home actually. I guess I haven't even told you that yet. Um... 635 00:46:14,036 --> 00:46:16,129 My mom just died. 636 00:46:21,210 --> 00:46:24,338 God, that's weird to say that out loud, but, uh... 637 00:46:25,514 --> 00:46:28,347 My mom just died. And, uh... 638 00:46:28,450 --> 00:46:30,974 Yeah, that's why I'm home. 639 00:46:31,085 --> 00:46:33,451 I'm so sorry. 640 00:46:33,555 --> 00:46:35,581 God, I'm so sorry. 641 00:46:35,691 --> 00:46:38,558 And here I am, like, putting you through another one of these. 642 00:46:38,661 --> 00:46:40,595 Not that Jelly's like anywhere near your mom's. 643 00:46:40,695 --> 00:46:43,459 I mean, we loved Jelly but... 644 00:46:43,565 --> 00:46:45,465 I'm so sorry. 645 00:46:45,567 --> 00:46:48,298 No, it's okay. It's all right. 646 00:46:48,404 --> 00:46:50,337 I'm all right with it. 647 00:46:50,438 --> 00:46:53,100 Anyway, I think it's what she wanted, so... 648 00:46:53,207 --> 00:46:55,608 How'd she die? 649 00:46:57,211 --> 00:46:59,180 She drowned actually. 650 00:47:02,117 --> 00:47:04,585 Yeah, my, uh... My mother was a paraplegic. 651 00:47:04,687 --> 00:47:07,212 She was in a wheelchair so she, uh... 652 00:47:07,323 --> 00:47:09,450 You know, and, uh... 653 00:47:09,558 --> 00:47:11,651 I guess she was taking a bath... 654 00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:13,751 and she must have slipped or something. 655 00:47:13,862 --> 00:47:16,797 That's what they say. I don't... I don't know. But... 656 00:47:16,899 --> 00:47:18,924 needless to say, she drowned and... 657 00:47:19,034 --> 00:47:22,026 that's how she... sh-she died. 658 00:47:22,137 --> 00:47:24,537 When? 659 00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:27,040 This was, uh... 660 00:47:28,077 --> 00:47:30,011 Sunday. 661 00:47:30,111 --> 00:47:32,410 Oh, my God. 662 00:47:37,987 --> 00:47:39,887 Why are you crying? 663 00:47:41,924 --> 00:47:43,892 I don't know. I'm sorry. 664 00:47:45,227 --> 00:47:47,457 Because... I'm not usually like this. 665 00:47:47,563 --> 00:47:52,057 It's just like... It's just so sad. 666 00:47:52,167 --> 00:47:54,727 You know, it's like... 667 00:47:54,837 --> 00:47:57,704 It's so tragic, isn't it? It is. It's like... 668 00:47:57,806 --> 00:48:01,640 It's like real life tragedy or something. 669 00:48:01,744 --> 00:48:04,679 Anyway, let's change the subject, okay? 670 00:48:04,780 --> 00:48:06,873 Let's really bring the focus back toJelly... 671 00:48:06,982 --> 00:48:10,077 'cause what could be ruder than talking about someone else who died... 672 00:48:10,185 --> 00:48:12,847 when you're in the act of burying a close friend? 673 00:48:12,955 --> 00:48:17,153 - Well, what should we do? - I don't know. I've only been to one of these things. 674 00:48:17,259 --> 00:48:19,386 You appear to be the expert. 675 00:48:19,495 --> 00:48:22,328 Well, we usually say something. 676 00:48:22,430 --> 00:48:25,229 Okay, uh, I'll go first. Um... 677 00:48:26,902 --> 00:48:30,303 Didn't really know you, Jelly. From what I hear, you were a good pet. 678 00:48:30,406 --> 00:48:32,840 - Little trouble with the wheel but... - That's not funny. 679 00:48:38,747 --> 00:48:40,738 Jelly, you were a great pet. 680 00:48:43,018 --> 00:48:46,077 I'm sorry I forgot to take the wheel out of your cage. 681 00:48:46,188 --> 00:48:48,952 I'm so, so sorry about that. 682 00:48:49,992 --> 00:48:52,518 Good-bye. 683 00:48:52,628 --> 00:48:54,789 I hope that you liked me. 684 00:49:38,173 --> 00:49:40,300 Holy shit! You scared the shit out of me. 685 00:49:40,410 --> 00:49:43,503 - Why are you always doing that? - I haven't seen you in a while. 686 00:49:43,612 --> 00:49:46,013 I know. I've been catching up with people around here. 687 00:49:46,116 --> 00:49:49,573 Dr. Cohen called. There's nothing wrong with you. 688 00:49:49,685 --> 00:49:52,847 Yeah, I think I'm starting to figure that out myself. 689 00:49:52,955 --> 00:49:56,686 - When are you thinking of leaving? - Uh, probably tomorrow. 690 00:49:56,792 --> 00:50:00,956 Um, you know, I got a lot of stuff I got to take care of in L.A. 691 00:50:01,063 --> 00:50:04,499 - Probably have to find a newjob, so... - We need to talk. 692 00:50:05,801 --> 00:50:08,595 Yeah, uh, how? I mean, when? 693 00:50:09,699 --> 00:50:12,290 What are you doing... now? 694 00:50:14,066 --> 00:50:17,927 Uh, now's not so good. I told my friend Mark I was gonna meet up with him. 695 00:50:18,029 --> 00:50:19,994 But how about, uh, like later tonight? 696 00:50:20,095 --> 00:50:23,357 - Okay. Then we'll talk. - Yeah. 697 00:50:23,462 --> 00:50:25,517 We owe that to each other. 698 00:50:26,627 --> 00:50:28,524 Yeah. 699 00:50:28,626 --> 00:50:30,649 We owe it to her. 700 00:50:32,091 --> 00:50:34,523 Yeah. 701 00:50:34,625 --> 00:50:36,522 Good. 702 00:50:36,624 --> 00:50:38,555 Sorry I scared you. 703 00:50:41,388 --> 00:50:43,649 How could you leave all that lithium? 704 00:50:43,754 --> 00:50:46,379 I was totally going to hit you up for some, man. 705 00:50:46,487 --> 00:50:49,815 This fucking guy. I'm glad you're back, man. 706 00:50:49,918 --> 00:50:53,679 This town is so messed up. Everyone's got their drug of choice. 707 00:50:53,784 --> 00:50:56,909 It's like in Brave New World. You ever read that book? 708 00:50:57,017 --> 00:51:01,311 Who wrote that? Um, Aldous... Aldous something. 709 00:51:01,415 --> 00:51:04,437 Aldous, uh... Anyway... 710 00:51:04,547 --> 00:51:08,978 there's like Alphas and Betas and Epsilons and all sorts of people. 711 00:51:22,475 --> 00:51:24,905 Huxtable. 712 00:51:25,006 --> 00:51:29,267 Aldous Huxtable. That's it, bro. 713 00:51:44,428 --> 00:51:48,086 Andrew, would you like to see Sam's ice-skating tape? 714 00:51:48,193 --> 00:51:49,987 - Mom, no. - Absolutely. 715 00:51:50,092 --> 00:51:53,489 She was so ahead of her time. She could have gone to the Olympics. 716 00:51:53,592 --> 00:51:55,580 No, no, no, no. I couldn't have. 717 00:51:55,691 --> 00:51:57,917 Yes, you could have. Don't blame it on the epilepsy. 718 00:51:58,022 --> 00:52:01,646 - You had a gift. - Come on. Let me see it. 719 00:52:01,755 --> 00:52:05,517 Let's just show him the "Florida Stars of the Ice"opening. The gator costume. 720 00:52:05,621 --> 00:52:09,744 - Mom, I'm asking you, seriously. - Come on. Don't be shy. Let me see it! 721 00:52:09,852 --> 00:52:14,080 Oh, she wants you to see it. How could you not want him to see how talented you are? 722 00:52:14,185 --> 00:52:17,513 - Were. - Come on. 723 00:52:17,617 --> 00:52:20,104 - Come on. - Ohh! 724 00:52:22,214 --> 00:52:24,840 - Honey, what are you doing? - I'm dusting for prints. 725 00:52:24,948 --> 00:52:27,140 Well, could we move the crime scene into the kitchen? 726 00:52:27,247 --> 00:52:29,144 I want to show Andrew Sam's skating. 727 00:52:29,246 --> 00:52:32,677 But someone's been pissing on my GameCube, and I'm about to close the case. 728 00:52:32,778 --> 00:52:34,834 It wasn't me, Your Honor. 729 00:52:34,944 --> 00:52:37,409 The paw prints point to a canine. Hmm. 730 00:52:37,510 --> 00:52:39,668 Andrew, come on. Sit down here on the couch. 731 00:52:39,776 --> 00:52:42,673 I can't believe you're actually showing him this. 732 00:52:45,973 --> 00:52:48,166 Look, there she is. 733 00:53:01,335 --> 00:53:05,425 - You're the alligator? - You can tell by the hands. 734 00:53:28,858 --> 00:53:32,381 - Here comes the double axel. - And... 735 00:53:32,491 --> 00:53:36,818 - Land! Oh, I mean, come on. Is she good? - Wow, she's great. 736 00:53:40,454 --> 00:53:43,477 - All right. - Wow. 737 00:53:43,587 --> 00:53:46,881 - Shut up. - No, I mean, your mom was right. You're really good. 738 00:53:48,751 --> 00:53:51,376 - This is awesome, but we gotta go. - All right. 739 00:53:51,483 --> 00:53:53,711 - I just wanted to show him how talented you are. - Mom, come on! 740 00:53:53,817 --> 00:53:55,577 My baby! All right, go on! 741 00:53:55,682 --> 00:53:59,379 Go on. Get away. Wait a minute. 742 00:53:59,406 --> 00:54:01,564 Gimme a hug. 743 00:54:01,671 --> 00:54:04,069 I love you so much. I'm so proud of you. 744 00:54:04,172 --> 00:54:06,194 - I love you too. - Have a good night. 745 00:54:06,304 --> 00:54:08,734 - Thanks for dinner. - Come on! You're giving me a hug too. 746 00:54:08,836 --> 00:54:11,596 - Mom! Come on. - I'll take a hug. 747 00:54:20,199 --> 00:54:23,221 - Good night. See you later, Tim. - Bye, Tim. 748 00:54:23,331 --> 00:54:26,320 Peace out, player. 749 00:54:26,432 --> 00:54:29,453 I don't know. It was the only thing I ever liked doing. 750 00:54:29,563 --> 00:54:31,824 Pretending to be someone else. 751 00:54:31,929 --> 00:54:36,086 I've been so out of it lately, the only parts I get offered are playing handicapped people. 752 00:54:36,193 --> 00:54:38,159 That is not funny. 753 00:54:38,260 --> 00:54:40,623 Oh, come on. You gotta see that's a joke. 754 00:54:40,725 --> 00:54:44,623 If you can't laugh at yourself, life's gonna seem a whole lot longer than you'd like. 755 00:54:44,724 --> 00:54:46,746 All right, so what are we laughing at you about? 756 00:54:46,856 --> 00:54:50,344 Mm. I lied again. 757 00:54:50,455 --> 00:54:54,511 - I have epilepsy. - Which part are we laughing about? 758 00:54:55,720 --> 00:54:58,276 I, um... 759 00:54:58,385 --> 00:55:00,647 I had a seizure at the law office where I work. 760 00:55:00,752 --> 00:55:04,080 And they told me their insurance wouldn't cover me unless I wore preventative covering. 761 00:55:04,184 --> 00:55:08,848 - What's preventative covering? - The helmet I was wearing. 762 00:55:08,955 --> 00:55:10,855 Oh, come on! 763 00:55:10,957 --> 00:55:12,856 That's funny. That's really funny. 764 00:55:12,959 --> 00:55:15,224 I mean, I'm the only person who wears a helmet to work... 765 00:55:15,328 --> 00:55:19,958 who isn't, like, putting out fires, or, like, racing for NASCAR. 766 00:55:20,066 --> 00:55:23,661 Well, what do you do? I mean, I can't quit. Their insurance is amazing. 767 00:55:23,770 --> 00:55:26,204 What do you do? You laugh, you know? 768 00:55:26,306 --> 00:55:30,834 I'm not saying I don't cry. But in-between, I laugh. 769 00:55:30,944 --> 00:55:34,005 And I realize how silly it is to take anything too seriously. 770 00:55:35,748 --> 00:55:38,878 Plus, I look forward to a good cry. 771 00:55:38,985 --> 00:55:40,886 Feels pretty good. 772 00:55:42,822 --> 00:55:46,088 I haven't cried since I was a little kid. 773 00:55:46,193 --> 00:55:50,323 I didn't cry at my mother's funeral. I tried, you know? 774 00:55:50,429 --> 00:55:52,592 I thought of all the saddest things I could think of. 775 00:55:52,700 --> 00:55:56,499 Like, things in movies, this... 776 00:55:56,603 --> 00:55:58,935 There's this image from Life magazine that's always haunted me. 777 00:55:59,039 --> 00:56:01,598 I just focused in on it, you know? 778 00:56:01,708 --> 00:56:04,404 But nothing came. 779 00:56:04,512 --> 00:56:06,445 That actually made me sadder than anything... 780 00:56:06,547 --> 00:56:09,014 the fact that I just felt so numb. 781 00:56:09,115 --> 00:56:11,811 - What do you mean? - Just that... 782 00:56:11,918 --> 00:56:15,013 Hey, Vagina! 783 00:56:15,122 --> 00:56:20,320 Hey, what's up, guys? Uh, Sam, that's Mark, Dave and you rememberJesse. 784 00:56:20,428 --> 00:56:22,418 - Hey. - What's up? 785 00:56:22,530 --> 00:56:25,522 Hey, nice to meet you. I'm sorry I said "vagina"just now. 786 00:56:25,632 --> 00:56:27,759 - I didn't know you were here. - Oh, that's okay. 787 00:56:27,868 --> 00:56:32,635 Nice. Let's get fucked up. 788 00:56:33,874 --> 00:56:37,970 One, two, three! Whoo! 789 00:56:43,717 --> 00:56:47,379 - What are you doing? - Largeman, get the fuck in the pool! 790 00:56:47,486 --> 00:56:49,887 It's so warm! 791 00:56:49,990 --> 00:56:52,390 Can't you swim? 792 00:56:52,493 --> 00:56:54,551 Of course I can swim. 793 00:57:12,779 --> 00:57:15,873 Dude, maybe you should stay on the steps. I don't know C.P.R. 794 00:57:17,083 --> 00:57:20,610 You look like a wet beaver. 795 00:57:34,868 --> 00:57:38,201 There's a handful of normal kid things I kind of missed. 796 00:57:38,305 --> 00:57:42,071 There's a handful of normal kid things I kind of wish I'd missed. 797 00:57:43,910 --> 00:57:47,540 You know that point in your life when you realize the house you grew up in... 798 00:57:47,648 --> 00:57:49,548 isn't really your home anymore. 799 00:57:49,650 --> 00:57:53,279 All of a sudden, even though you have some place where you put your shit... 800 00:57:53,387 --> 00:57:55,877 that idea of home is gone. 801 00:57:58,258 --> 00:58:01,490 I still feel at home in my house. 802 00:58:01,595 --> 00:58:06,088 You'll see one day when you move out. Just sorta happens one day, and it's gone. 803 00:58:06,198 --> 00:58:09,761 You feel like you can never get it back. 804 00:58:09,870 --> 00:58:12,702 It's like you feel homesick for a place that doesn't even exist. 805 00:58:15,942 --> 00:58:18,433 Maybe it's like this rite of passage, you know? 806 00:58:18,545 --> 00:58:22,277 You won't ever have that feeling again until you create a new idea of home for yourself. 807 00:58:22,383 --> 00:58:25,579 You know, for... For your kids. For the family you start. 808 00:58:25,685 --> 00:58:28,153 It's like a cycle or something. 809 00:58:29,889 --> 00:58:32,824 I don't know. But I miss the idea of it, you know? 810 00:58:36,397 --> 00:58:39,924 Maybe that's all family really is. 811 00:58:40,034 --> 00:58:43,231 A group of people that miss the same imaginary place. 812 00:58:53,780 --> 00:58:55,749 Maybe. 813 00:59:08,093 --> 00:59:10,585 How about some fuckin' furniture, dude? 814 00:59:10,697 --> 00:59:13,257 I bought a chair, but I didn't like it. 815 00:59:13,366 --> 00:59:15,459 - Where is it? - It's keeping us warm. 816 00:59:24,544 --> 00:59:28,036 Silent Velcro. 817 00:59:29,216 --> 00:59:31,740 You lucky motherfucker. 818 00:59:31,850 --> 00:59:35,378 I feel like if I had showed up at school and presented the idea of silent Velcro... 819 00:59:35,488 --> 00:59:37,854 they would have sent me away a whole lot sooner. 820 00:59:37,957 --> 00:59:41,552 - Why did they send you away? - Oh. Listen to this girl. 821 00:59:41,662 --> 00:59:44,858 - They didn't "send me away. " - You just said they sent you away. 822 00:59:44,964 --> 00:59:47,296 I mean, they sent me away. They sent me to boarding school. 823 00:59:47,400 --> 00:59:49,834 "Sent me away" sounds like I went to some asylum or something. 824 00:59:49,936 --> 00:59:53,566 - There were no straps involved. - Why did they send you to boarding school? 825 00:59:55,009 --> 00:59:57,238 They sent me to boarding school because... 826 00:59:57,343 --> 00:59:59,573 they thought I might be dangerous. 827 01:00:01,147 --> 01:00:03,445 "Oh, are you freaked out? You're like running for the door. 828 01:00:03,550 --> 01:00:05,848 - You can go. It's okay. Don't feel bad. " - That's really funny. 829 01:00:05,952 --> 01:00:08,420 It's really funny. 830 01:00:08,521 --> 01:00:10,421 Why would they think you'd be dangerous? 831 01:00:10,523 --> 01:00:13,083 You're like a little detective. 832 01:00:13,193 --> 01:00:14,990 - Want to know? - Yeah. 833 01:00:15,096 --> 01:00:17,963 You're gay. 834 01:00:18,064 --> 01:00:21,124 No. Drumroll. 835 01:00:27,107 --> 01:00:29,507 I was the reason she was in a wheelchair. 836 01:00:30,610 --> 01:00:32,579 I pushed her. 837 01:00:33,947 --> 01:00:36,074 So there that is. 838 01:00:38,351 --> 01:00:40,614 - Shut up! - Fuck off. 839 01:00:40,719 --> 01:00:43,952 - No. That's the truth. - Why? 840 01:00:44,057 --> 01:00:46,251 It was just a complete freak accident, you know? 841 01:00:46,358 --> 01:00:49,556 It's one of those things you replay a million times in your head... 842 01:00:49,662 --> 01:00:53,394 and you see how clearly it was just a complete freak thing. 843 01:00:53,500 --> 01:00:56,560 My-My whole life, she was depressed for no reason. 844 01:00:56,669 --> 01:00:58,694 And... one day, you know... 845 01:00:58,805 --> 01:01:01,137 I was a little kid. I was nine years old... 846 01:01:01,241 --> 01:01:04,039 and I just hated her for that. 847 01:01:04,144 --> 01:01:06,613 And... I pushed her. 848 01:01:06,714 --> 01:01:09,113 And it was innocent. I was just completely frustrated. 849 01:01:09,215 --> 01:01:11,274 - 'Cause... - 'Cause you couldn't make her happy? 850 01:01:11,384 --> 01:01:14,751 Yeah! Fuck, yeah! And any other time, you know... 851 01:01:14,854 --> 01:01:18,484 any other day, she would have just yelled at me and sent me to my room. 852 01:01:18,591 --> 01:01:21,253 But this day... 853 01:01:21,361 --> 01:01:23,955 on this particular day... 854 01:01:24,064 --> 01:01:27,897 the door of the dishwasher... 855 01:01:28,001 --> 01:01:30,493 had fallen open... the latch on it was broken. 856 01:01:30,603 --> 01:01:32,901 And it would just randomly fall open. 857 01:01:33,005 --> 01:01:35,769 That fuckin' latch, you know. 858 01:01:35,875 --> 01:01:40,676 It's really amazing how much of my life has been determined by a quarter-inch piece of plastic. 859 01:01:40,781 --> 01:01:42,680 But... 860 01:01:42,782 --> 01:01:45,512 So, anyway, she, uh... she fell back over the door... 861 01:01:45,619 --> 01:01:50,056 and, uh, hit her neck on the kitchen counter, paralyzing her from the waist down. 862 01:01:52,492 --> 01:01:55,928 - Wow. - Still want to compare fucked-up families? 863 01:01:56,029 --> 01:01:58,657 But your mom was in the wheelchair long before you left. 864 01:01:58,765 --> 01:02:01,758 Yeah. Well, I was nine. 865 01:02:01,869 --> 01:02:04,894 So they sent me to therapy and put me on these drugs... 866 01:02:05,004 --> 01:02:07,097 that were supposed to "curb my anger," 867 01:02:07,208 --> 01:02:10,108 and I've been on some form of them ever since. 868 01:02:10,210 --> 01:02:14,806 And when I was 16, my psychiatrist dad came around to the conclusion that... 869 01:02:14,915 --> 01:02:18,645 it probably wasn't the best environment for me to be growing up in, so... 870 01:02:18,751 --> 01:02:20,810 he sent me to boarding school. 871 01:02:20,920 --> 01:02:23,411 - And I haven't been home since. - Until now. 872 01:02:23,524 --> 01:02:27,152 - For her funeral. - Till now for her funeral. 873 01:02:29,329 --> 01:02:31,854 I can't believe the retarded quarterback's a pill-popper. 874 01:02:34,132 --> 01:02:36,067 - Jesse? 875 01:02:36,169 --> 01:02:38,967 Where's the sauna? 876 01:02:39,072 --> 01:02:41,564 - I'll show her. - No, I-I got it. 877 01:02:41,674 --> 01:02:43,938 - No, you get her a towel. - Wait. Wait. 878 01:02:47,081 --> 01:02:49,845 Want a ride, sweetheart? 879 01:03:01,526 --> 01:03:03,722 You're in it right now, aren't you? 880 01:03:03,830 --> 01:03:04,645 What do you mean? 881 01:03:04,670 --> 01:03:07,017 My mom always says that when she can see... 882 01:03:07,100 --> 01:03:10,730 I'm, like, working something out in my head, she's like, "You're in it right now. " 883 01:03:10,838 --> 01:03:13,067 And I'm lookin' at you, and you're... 884 01:03:13,172 --> 01:03:16,106 telling me that story, and... 885 01:03:16,209 --> 01:03:18,336 you're definitely in it right now. 886 01:03:19,713 --> 01:03:22,146 I think you're right. I am in it. 887 01:03:25,083 --> 01:03:28,144 Okay. I mean, whatever. All right. Can we just change the subject, okay? 888 01:03:28,254 --> 01:03:31,018 Let's just... Let's just talk about good stuff. 889 01:03:31,124 --> 01:03:36,687 - Good stuff? - Yeah, like "glass half-full" shit. 890 01:03:36,796 --> 01:03:40,630 - What do you got? - Got a little buzz. Got that. 891 01:03:42,101 --> 01:03:44,332 - What you got? - I got a little buzz goin'. 892 01:03:47,974 --> 01:03:49,942 And I like you. 893 01:03:57,484 --> 01:04:01,477 So there's that. I guess I have that. 894 01:04:07,593 --> 01:04:10,027 I can tap-dance. You want to see me tap-dance? 895 01:04:10,129 --> 01:04:12,324 I would love to see you tap-dance. 896 01:05:36,549 --> 01:05:41,111 - What are you doing? - You collect Desert Storm trading cards? 897 01:05:41,220 --> 01:05:43,745 Fuck yeah. Those things are collector's items, man. 898 01:05:43,856 --> 01:05:46,586 You have any idea how much those things are gonna be worth one day? 899 01:05:46,693 --> 01:05:49,319 - Really? - Hell, yeah. That's just like an investment. 900 01:05:49,428 --> 01:05:51,397 I have lots of little investments all over the place. 901 01:05:51,497 --> 01:05:54,433 One day I'm gonna sell all of'em just fuckin' live off of it. 902 01:05:55,735 --> 01:05:57,725 So, like how much is this one worth? 903 01:05:57,837 --> 01:06:02,035 - Which? - "Night Vision Goggles. " 904 01:06:02,141 --> 01:06:05,304 I don't know. Mint? Uh, two, maybe three. 905 01:06:05,411 --> 01:06:07,470 - Dollars? - Yeah. 906 01:06:07,581 --> 01:06:10,947 It's too early. You don't sell 'em yet. Don't you know anything about investing? 907 01:06:11,051 --> 01:06:13,074 I'm gonna live off that shit. 908 01:06:13,186 --> 01:06:15,745 If you have a complete set, it's worth, like, thousands. 909 01:06:15,854 --> 01:06:19,484 - So do you have the complete set? - Almost. 910 01:06:19,592 --> 01:06:23,187 The corners are bent on my "Friendly Fire," and someone stole my "Wolf Blitzer. " 911 01:06:29,937 --> 01:06:32,928 Now, look. Whaddya got to do today? 'Cause, uh... 912 01:06:33,039 --> 01:06:35,098 I got you a little going-away present... 913 01:06:35,208 --> 01:06:39,646 but, uh, I gotta kind of track it down first. 914 01:06:39,746 --> 01:06:44,273 - So can you give me a ride? - Uh, yeah. I just, uh... 915 01:06:44,383 --> 01:06:48,683 - What? - No, nothin'. I just, uh... 916 01:06:48,788 --> 01:06:51,279 Say it. Speak. 917 01:06:53,759 --> 01:06:56,626 I kinda told Sam I was gonna hang out with her today. 918 01:06:56,729 --> 01:06:59,790 - So, uh... - She can come. I don't care. 919 01:08:03,029 --> 01:08:04,997 I can't believe we're in fucking Handi-World. 920 01:08:05,097 --> 01:08:06,997 I really don't want to be in Handi-World. 921 01:08:07,099 --> 01:08:09,693 We're getting money for your present. Don't look so guilty. 922 01:08:09,802 --> 01:08:12,828 - How do I look guilty? - Andrew Largeman? 923 01:08:12,940 --> 01:08:14,873 - Oh, no. Benson. - Oh, no. 924 01:08:14,975 --> 01:08:16,942 - Who is that? - Just don't give him your number. 925 01:08:17,044 --> 01:08:19,171 Hey, man. What's up? 926 01:08:19,278 --> 01:08:21,177 - Holy shit! - How's it goin'? 927 01:08:21,280 --> 01:08:24,249 - I haven't seen you since, like, junior year. - Yeah. 928 01:08:24,350 --> 01:08:28,149 - I thought you killed yourself. - What? 929 01:08:29,288 --> 01:08:31,222 I thought you killed yourself. 930 01:08:31,324 --> 01:08:34,817 - That wasn't you? - No, no. That wasn't me. 931 01:08:34,927 --> 01:08:38,419 - Who killed themselves? - That was the Gleason kid. 932 01:08:38,531 --> 01:08:40,089 - Oh. - Oh, and Tina. 933 01:08:40,199 --> 01:08:42,167 - Tina who? - You remember Tina. 934 01:08:42,268 --> 01:08:45,066 - She was anorexic, did gymnastics... - Oh, gymnastics Tina? 935 01:08:45,171 --> 01:08:48,265 - How'd she do it? - I don't know. She wasn't Jewish. I didn't bury her. 936 01:08:48,374 --> 01:08:52,777 I think it was sleeping pills. Or that car in the garage thing. I forgot. 937 01:08:55,815 --> 01:08:58,443 - Uh, sorry, this is Sam, Karl. Karl, Sam? - Hey. 938 01:08:58,551 --> 01:09:00,952 - Hey. - I gotta go find that thing. 939 01:09:01,053 --> 01:09:04,455 - Uh, you two stay here. I'll be right back. - Is it heavy, or... Okay. 940 01:09:04,558 --> 01:09:08,891 - Hey, weren't you on a TV show or something? - Yeah, it was just this show. 941 01:09:08,995 --> 01:09:11,190 So, uh, you're like workin' here. That's cool. 942 01:09:11,297 --> 01:09:14,495 Only for a little while. I'm opening my own business. 943 01:09:14,600 --> 01:09:16,592 Actually, I should talk to you about it. 944 01:09:16,702 --> 01:09:19,466 I'm lookin' for smart people like you, Large. 945 01:09:19,572 --> 01:09:23,942 - I should get your number. - Yeah, definitely. That'd be... That'd be cool. 946 01:09:24,043 --> 01:09:26,511 I'd like to talk to you... both... 947 01:09:26,612 --> 01:09:31,573 about a good opportunity for you and your loved ones. 948 01:09:31,684 --> 01:09:33,811 We all have dreams. I know I do! 949 01:09:33,919 --> 01:09:38,185 I'd like to talk to you about an exciting opportunity that people are talking about. 950 01:09:38,291 --> 01:09:41,419 - We gotta get goin'. - Oh, okay. It was good to see you, Karl. 951 01:09:41,527 --> 01:09:43,427 - Hey, I should get your number. - Yeah, definitely. 952 01:09:43,529 --> 01:09:46,362 Well, I'll call you because I think he has it in his book. 953 01:09:46,465 --> 01:09:48,365 Nice to meet you. 954 01:09:48,467 --> 01:09:51,334 Why is it always the losers that get caught up in the pyramid schemes? 955 01:09:51,437 --> 01:09:54,804 Why can't it be some charming, hot girl nagging you incessantly to buy some shit? 956 01:09:54,907 --> 01:09:58,343 - Is that what he's doin'? - Yeah. It's detergent or some shit. 957 01:09:58,444 --> 01:10:01,505 Why are you buying knives? I don't need knives. 958 01:10:01,615 --> 01:10:04,482 - I'd like to return these. - You got a receipt? 959 01:10:04,583 --> 01:10:08,680 - Actually, no. They're a gift. - Why are you returning these? 960 01:10:08,788 --> 01:10:12,020 - They're not sharp enough. - They're not sharp enough? 961 01:10:12,124 --> 01:10:14,490 No. Not for what we need them for. 962 01:10:14,593 --> 01:10:18,529 - They couldn't cut cans. - You bought them to cut cans? 963 01:10:18,631 --> 01:10:21,964 No, but in the commercial, it said if I wanted to cut cans, I could. 964 01:10:22,068 --> 01:10:25,003 - With these knives, I can't. - It comes with a sharpener. 965 01:10:25,103 --> 01:10:30,167 - Did you try it? - Yeah. They're just... 966 01:10:30,276 --> 01:10:33,734 - I don't want them. They're not sharp enough. - Okay. 967 01:10:37,184 --> 01:10:40,550 A major loophole in the Handi-World return policy is that they permit returns... 968 01:10:40,653 --> 01:10:43,589 without receipts on items below $40. 969 01:10:43,690 --> 01:10:45,714 So, how often do you go? 970 01:10:45,825 --> 01:10:49,557 I hit every employee once, and then I wait until they hire new ones. 971 01:10:49,663 --> 01:10:51,926 Luckily, nobody stays at Handi-World for very long. 972 01:10:52,031 --> 01:10:55,331 - Except for Karl Benson. - You know, Mark, it's my last day in town. 973 01:10:55,434 --> 01:10:58,097 - If you need money, I could loan you some. - I don't need your money. 974 01:10:58,204 --> 01:11:01,366 - I'm making my own right now. - Fuck, take Jesse's. The guy's a millionaire. 975 01:11:01,474 --> 01:11:03,807 I don't take anybody's money. Okay, Andrew? 976 01:11:03,909 --> 01:11:05,968 I make my own. Favors are bad news. 977 01:11:06,078 --> 01:11:09,446 The only thing worse than a favor is a favor involving money. Okay? 978 01:11:11,082 --> 01:11:14,110 Let's go. I gotta see a guy about a nitrous tank. 979 01:11:56,729 --> 01:12:00,632 - What is this place? 980 01:12:00,734 --> 01:12:03,257 I think you can see into the hotel rooms. 981 01:12:11,977 --> 01:12:15,937 Oh, yeah! Ohh! Ohh! Yeah! 982 01:12:31,430 --> 01:12:33,625 I'm gonna fuckin'cum! 983 01:12:37,169 --> 01:12:39,603 That shit was hot. That shit was hot. 984 01:12:39,705 --> 01:12:42,230 I gotta go drop some knowledge on that ho right there. 985 01:12:42,341 --> 01:12:44,935 How do you know she's a hooker? 986 01:12:45,043 --> 01:12:47,171 Of course she's a fuckin' hooker. 987 01:12:47,280 --> 01:12:50,272 Girls who look like her do not fuck guys that look like him... 988 01:12:50,382 --> 01:12:52,646 unless it's for coke, money or fame. 989 01:12:52,751 --> 01:12:55,845 Well, Julia Roberts married Lyle Lovett. 990 01:12:55,955 --> 01:12:59,391 - Who the fuck are you? - This is Sam. This is Large. 991 01:12:59,492 --> 01:13:02,758 No offense, man. But why are you bringing these fuckin' people here? 992 01:13:02,863 --> 01:13:05,695 This is the guy who needs that thing. Wait. 993 01:13:05,798 --> 01:13:08,789 I brought you the tank. Okay? 994 01:13:08,901 --> 01:13:12,463 - Could you just tell us where to go now? - That thing come with balloons? 995 01:13:12,572 --> 01:13:15,664 What am I, a fuckin' birthday clown? No. It doesn't come with balloons. 996 01:13:15,773 --> 01:13:18,537 Suck it off the tap. And I need it back when you're done... 997 01:13:18,644 --> 01:13:20,875 - because that guy's holdin' my 39 bucks. - All right. 998 01:13:20,981 --> 01:13:22,881 Hold up. Hold up! 999 01:13:22,983 --> 01:13:25,348 Who here just saw some titties? 1000 01:13:25,451 --> 01:13:30,115 Raise you hand if you just saw some titties. Hmm? 1001 01:13:33,726 --> 01:13:36,787 Thank you! So everybody just calm the fuck down! 1002 01:13:38,197 --> 01:13:41,599 Now. You know where Kiernan's Quarry is? 1003 01:13:41,700 --> 01:13:44,396 - Down in Newark, right? - Yeah. 1004 01:13:44,503 --> 01:13:46,596 It's at the bottom of Hillside and Rivington. 1005 01:13:46,705 --> 01:13:49,138 You can't really see it from the street, but it's there. 1006 01:13:49,240 --> 01:13:52,075 Park your car at the gate and hop the fence. 1007 01:13:52,178 --> 01:13:56,772 At the bottom of the quarry, there's this junkyard run by this guy named... Albert. 1008 01:13:56,881 --> 01:13:59,942 He's the one that tracked down the piece you're lookin'for. All right? 1009 01:14:00,052 --> 01:14:02,544 I'll call him right now and tell him to expect you. 1010 01:14:02,656 --> 01:14:05,624 Okay, stop. What the fuck are we doin'? 1011 01:14:05,724 --> 01:14:07,817 - Just be patient, man. - We've been patient all day... 1012 01:14:07,927 --> 01:14:10,259 but it's my last day and you haven't told us what we're doin'. 1013 01:14:10,362 --> 01:14:13,059 If you told me we were going on a six-hour hunt for blow, I would've passed. 1014 01:14:13,166 --> 01:14:17,295 If I was gonna get you coke, we would've gone to the fuckin' high school football practice. 1015 01:14:17,403 --> 01:14:19,565 We would have been rolling five hours ago. 1016 01:14:19,672 --> 01:14:21,640 I think we corrupted this innocent girl enough. 1017 01:14:21,740 --> 01:14:25,073 - I'm not innocent! - Yes, you are! All right? That's what I like about you. 1018 01:14:25,177 --> 01:14:28,078 I don't want this guy taking you to, like, some sketchy quarry... 1019 01:14:28,180 --> 01:14:31,149 in the middle of nowhere to find, like, crack whores huffing turpentine... 1020 01:14:31,250 --> 01:14:34,812 or pit bulls raping each other or whatever it is you have us doing! 1021 01:14:36,221 --> 01:14:39,952 Wow. That's like the most worked-up I've ever seen you. 1022 01:14:40,059 --> 01:14:43,655 - He was protecting me. - So? 1023 01:14:43,763 --> 01:14:46,925 - He likes me. - Don't be cute. 1024 01:14:47,032 --> 01:14:49,331 He's my knight in shining armor. 1025 01:14:49,435 --> 01:14:52,768 Don't talk about knights in front of Mark. It's a sore subject. 1026 01:14:54,707 --> 01:14:58,336 - I'm gonna kill that motherfucker. - Pun intended? 1027 01:14:58,444 --> 01:15:01,208 Oh, you're fuckin'... 1028 01:15:03,983 --> 01:15:06,543 Oh, oh, oh, oh! 1029 01:15:06,653 --> 01:15:08,619 Ow! Ow! 1030 01:15:10,722 --> 01:15:13,089 - Oh, my God. - Wow! 1031 01:15:13,192 --> 01:15:15,161 I never even knew this was here. 1032 01:15:15,260 --> 01:15:18,320 I've heard about it. They were supposed to build a mall here, I think. 1033 01:15:18,430 --> 01:15:21,957 Yeah. I remember reading about that in the paper, that they were... 1034 01:15:22,067 --> 01:15:24,901 digging or something, and they break into this natural phenomenon. 1035 01:15:25,005 --> 01:15:27,370 It's like an underground Grand Canyon or something. 1036 01:15:27,473 --> 01:15:30,874 Now they're in some huge legal battle over whether they can build here or not. 1037 01:15:30,976 --> 01:15:34,969 Can you imagine the guy whose job it is to fight for his right to build a mall... 1038 01:15:35,080 --> 01:15:37,344 on some, like, geological phenomenon? 1039 01:15:37,449 --> 01:15:40,475 They love their malls here, man. 1040 01:15:40,586 --> 01:15:43,054 All right. Let's find this guy and get out of here. 1041 01:15:43,155 --> 01:15:46,716 - You're not gonna tell us what we're getting? - It's a surprise. You'll see. 1042 01:15:46,825 --> 01:15:49,555 I think it's gonna rain. 1043 01:15:54,333 --> 01:15:57,860 So this is it. 1044 01:15:57,970 --> 01:16:03,101 So knock! Knock and barter for Desert Storm trading cards. 1045 01:16:03,208 --> 01:16:06,769 Don't tease me about my hobbies. I don't tease you about being an asshole. 1046 01:16:08,814 --> 01:16:10,907 Okay! 1047 01:16:22,327 --> 01:16:24,295 - Mark? - Yeah. Albert? 1048 01:16:25,465 --> 01:16:27,523 Come on in. 1049 01:16:31,136 --> 01:16:34,731 Oh, man. You guys must be freezing. 1050 01:16:34,839 --> 01:16:38,003 Make yourselves warm by the fire. I'm just gonna go put her down. 1051 01:16:38,110 --> 01:16:40,170 Okay? I'll be right back out. 1052 01:16:46,117 --> 01:16:50,179 Ah, I must say, I'm continually impressed with how each place you bring us... 1053 01:16:50,289 --> 01:16:53,622 - continues to be weirder and weirder. - What do you mean? This is nice. 1054 01:16:53,725 --> 01:16:57,560 Oh, nothing. Just hangin' out on an old boat at the bottom of a quarry in Newark. 1055 01:16:57,663 --> 01:16:59,790 It's hardly the bottom, dude. 1056 01:16:59,898 --> 01:17:01,866 Did you check out that cliff down there? 1057 01:17:01,967 --> 01:17:05,801 Hey! This is my wife, Faye. 1058 01:17:05,904 --> 01:17:08,338 Hi! Welcome. 1059 01:17:08,439 --> 01:17:11,534 Please. Have a seat. Make yourselves comfortable. 1060 01:17:14,913 --> 01:17:17,438 Man, it's really comin' down out there. 1061 01:17:17,549 --> 01:17:19,574 - It just started pouring all of a sudden. - Well... 1062 01:17:19,684 --> 01:17:24,019 in a bad storm, I like to pretend that this old boat's my own private ark. 1063 01:17:24,123 --> 01:17:27,183 Um, unfortunately, if this is the apocalypse... 1064 01:17:27,292 --> 01:17:30,353 - I'm not quite sure it still floats. - Yeah, I don't know. 1065 01:17:30,462 --> 01:17:34,125 - Listen, would anybody like some tea? - I'd love some. Thank you. 1066 01:17:34,233 --> 01:17:37,167 Do you want some? I'll be right back. 1067 01:17:38,569 --> 01:17:41,437 What is this place? What is it that you do down here? 1068 01:17:41,540 --> 01:17:43,531 Well, we're calling it Kiernan's Fault. It's, uh... 1069 01:17:43,642 --> 01:17:46,634 No one really knows what it is because we haven't been able to explore it. 1070 01:17:46,745 --> 01:17:49,645 Meanwhile, while they're locked in litigation, they hired me... 1071 01:17:49,747 --> 01:17:53,344 - to make sure no one comes inside. - Wow. 1072 01:17:53,452 --> 01:17:57,285 But what they don't know is that at night I climb down. 1073 01:17:57,388 --> 01:18:00,187 So, how deep does it go? Thank you. 1074 01:18:00,293 --> 01:18:02,816 You know... Thank you. No one really knows. 1075 01:18:02,927 --> 01:18:05,794 But I like to pretend it's infinite. 1076 01:18:05,898 --> 01:18:08,559 It's kind of an odd job. 1077 01:18:08,667 --> 01:18:12,798 - Guardian of an infinite abyss. - Yeah. Yeah, I guess it is. 1078 01:18:12,905 --> 01:18:15,373 But we also trade and deal in antique jewelry. 1079 01:18:16,741 --> 01:18:20,678 I suppose it is odd that we live down here like this. 1080 01:18:20,779 --> 01:18:23,680 - No. - Not at all. - Never crossed my mind. 1081 01:18:23,781 --> 01:18:27,149 Well, we think it's important. 1082 01:18:27,251 --> 01:18:31,348 Why? What is it that you think you're gonna find? 1083 01:18:31,455 --> 01:18:34,083 I guess I just like the idea of discovering something. 1084 01:18:34,192 --> 01:18:37,423 Of doing something that's completely unique... 1085 01:18:37,528 --> 01:18:39,519 that's never been done before. 1086 01:18:39,630 --> 01:18:42,690 - "Albert's Abyss. " - Well, maybe. Who knows? 1087 01:18:42,801 --> 01:18:46,236 But, you know what? That's all ego. 1088 01:18:46,338 --> 01:18:50,104 None of that really matters. If I get to be with this person right here... 1089 01:18:50,208 --> 01:18:53,006 and our beautiful baby... 1090 01:18:54,079 --> 01:18:56,047 that's all I need. 1091 01:19:00,652 --> 01:19:04,280 Well, I suppose you want what you came all the way down here for. 1092 01:19:04,388 --> 01:19:06,356 Oh, yeah. That'd be great. 1093 01:19:06,457 --> 01:19:09,052 It took me a while to track this piece down... 1094 01:19:09,161 --> 01:19:11,459 but I owed Diego huge. 1095 01:19:13,998 --> 01:19:15,899 That's it. Thank you so much. 1096 01:19:16,000 --> 01:19:18,628 - Yeah. - Really. 1097 01:19:18,736 --> 01:19:23,070 Good luck in the rain. Um, do you guys want some garbage bags or something? 1098 01:19:24,743 --> 01:19:27,142 - Yeah. - Okay. That'd be great. 1099 01:19:39,591 --> 01:19:41,524 Good-bye! 1100 01:19:42,693 --> 01:19:45,629 - Hey, Albert! - Yeah? 1101 01:19:46,999 --> 01:19:49,229 Good luck exploring the infinite abyss. 1102 01:19:49,334 --> 01:19:51,826 Thank you. Hey! 1103 01:19:54,238 --> 01:19:56,433 You too. 1104 01:21:09,281 --> 01:21:12,272 Whoo! 1105 01:22:07,472 --> 01:22:11,874 So, uh, I don't know if I'm gonna see you, man. 1106 01:22:13,611 --> 01:22:16,079 Don't you want to know what's in the bag? 1107 01:22:17,481 --> 01:22:20,006 To be honest, I don't even care anymore. 1108 01:22:26,857 --> 01:22:28,826 What is it? 1109 01:22:31,328 --> 01:22:33,763 It's my mom's favorite necklace. 1110 01:22:33,865 --> 01:22:37,323 I'd be lying to you if I told you it was my plan all along. 1111 01:22:37,435 --> 01:22:40,996 But... I got it back to you, right? That's gotta be worth something. 1112 01:22:43,107 --> 01:22:45,234 This whole day was about this? 1113 01:22:47,479 --> 01:22:49,674 You didn't want it down there with her. 1114 01:22:49,781 --> 01:22:52,078 It's better it's with you. 1115 01:22:52,183 --> 01:22:53,776 Okay. 1116 01:22:57,956 --> 01:23:01,755 Hey! If you ever need a Kato, you know where to find me. 1117 01:23:16,574 --> 01:23:19,840 It's funny. This, uh... 1118 01:23:19,944 --> 01:23:23,779 This necklace reminds me of this really random memory of my mother. 1119 01:23:26,183 --> 01:23:30,245 I was a little kid, and I was cryin' for one reason or another. 1120 01:23:30,355 --> 01:23:32,322 And, uh... 1121 01:23:35,626 --> 01:23:39,222 She was just like, you know, cradling me and rocking me back and forth. 1122 01:23:39,331 --> 01:23:43,859 I can remember seeing the little balls in this thing just floating back and forth. 1123 01:23:43,969 --> 01:23:45,937 And, uh... 1124 01:23:47,839 --> 01:23:51,274 And there was just, like, snot dripping down my nose, right? 1125 01:23:51,376 --> 01:23:53,843 And, uh... 1126 01:23:53,944 --> 01:23:57,108 She gave me her sleeve... 1127 01:23:57,215 --> 01:24:00,047 and she told me to blow my nose into it. 1128 01:24:05,557 --> 01:24:09,186 And I remember thinking, even as a little kid, like... 1129 01:24:09,293 --> 01:24:11,262 "Wow! 1130 01:24:14,799 --> 01:24:17,427 This is love. " 1131 01:24:20,404 --> 01:24:22,497 "This is love. " 1132 01:24:23,742 --> 01:24:27,233 Large? I think I see one. 1133 01:24:27,344 --> 01:24:29,836 - Shut up. - Yeah, I do. Wait. Wait, wait. 1134 01:24:29,948 --> 01:24:32,281 We should save it or something. 1135 01:24:34,553 --> 01:24:38,547 Okay. Don't move. Okay. 1136 01:24:42,827 --> 01:24:46,023 We could put it in my scrapbook, if I had a scrapbook. 1137 01:24:46,130 --> 01:24:50,192 - That it? - I think so. I don't really feel any more coming. 1138 01:24:51,937 --> 01:24:54,872 Well, if you do, just let me know. I'll get the cup, okay? 1139 01:24:56,241 --> 01:24:58,607 This was such a good idea. 1140 01:24:58,710 --> 01:25:01,144 - Who are you? - I'm your new friend Sam. 1141 01:25:01,246 --> 01:25:03,647 Tissue? 1142 01:25:08,486 --> 01:25:10,954 Come here. 1143 01:25:20,265 --> 01:25:22,631 Fuck, this hurts so much. 1144 01:25:22,734 --> 01:25:24,668 Yeah, I know. 1145 01:25:25,770 --> 01:25:27,738 But that is life. 1146 01:25:29,307 --> 01:25:32,071 If nothing else, that's life, you know. 1147 01:25:32,178 --> 01:25:36,580 It's real. Sometimes it fuckin' hurts. 1148 01:25:39,017 --> 01:25:42,350 To be honest, it's sort of all we have. 1149 01:25:51,163 --> 01:25:53,255 How are you feelin'? 1150 01:25:55,967 --> 01:25:57,936 Safe. 1151 01:26:00,437 --> 01:26:03,201 When I'm with you, I feel so safe. 1152 01:26:05,509 --> 01:26:07,842 Like I'm home. 1153 01:26:50,655 --> 01:26:53,886 But did not make it. The driver died on impact. 1154 01:26:53,992 --> 01:26:56,460 Dad. 1155 01:26:59,197 --> 01:27:01,597 - Come on in. - I'm sorry I woke you up. 1156 01:27:01,700 --> 01:27:03,669 No, I was just reading. 1157 01:27:04,769 --> 01:27:06,669 Where have you been? 1158 01:27:08,441 --> 01:27:10,341 Everywhere. 1159 01:27:10,443 --> 01:27:13,207 Been on sort of a crazy journey these last couple days. 1160 01:27:13,311 --> 01:27:15,370 You've been avoiding me. 1161 01:27:15,480 --> 01:27:18,176 No, I haven't been. Come on. 1162 01:27:19,818 --> 01:27:23,379 Okay, maybe I have been. 1163 01:27:23,488 --> 01:27:28,390 I'm sure you can find lots of things in your life... 1164 01:27:28,493 --> 01:27:30,392 that you can be angry about. 1165 01:27:30,495 --> 01:27:34,659 But what I do not understand is why you're so angry at me. 1166 01:27:34,767 --> 01:27:37,200 All I ever wanted was for everyone to be happy again. 1167 01:27:37,302 --> 01:27:40,134 - That's all I ever wanted. - When were we all ever happy, Dad? 1168 01:27:40,237 --> 01:27:42,138 You always say that, but when was that? 1169 01:27:42,239 --> 01:27:44,208 When was this time that we were all so happy? 1170 01:27:44,309 --> 01:27:48,075 'Cause I don't have it in my memory. Maybe if I did, I could help steer us back there. 1171 01:27:48,179 --> 01:27:51,205 But I just... 1172 01:27:51,316 --> 01:27:53,477 You know, you and I need to work on being okay... 1173 01:27:53,585 --> 01:27:55,484 if that's not in the cards for us. 1174 01:27:58,123 --> 01:28:00,421 Well, we might have a shot at it... 1175 01:28:00,526 --> 01:28:02,823 if you can forgive yourself for what you did. 1176 01:28:04,396 --> 01:28:08,059 What I did. What I did. 1177 01:28:08,166 --> 01:28:11,294 Okay, let's-let's do it. Okay, we're here, right? Le-Let's do it! 1178 01:28:11,402 --> 01:28:13,668 I'm gonna forgive myself for what I did. Are you ready? 1179 01:28:13,773 --> 01:28:17,435 I was a little boy, and somebody made a shitty latch. 1180 01:28:17,542 --> 01:28:20,602 That's what I think. That's what I think about the whole thing, okay? 1181 01:28:20,713 --> 01:28:24,274 And I'm not gonna take those drugs anymore. They left me completely fuckin' numb. 1182 01:28:24,382 --> 01:28:28,045 I have felt so fucking numb to everything I have experienced in my life, okay? 1183 01:28:28,153 --> 01:28:30,053 And for that... 1184 01:28:31,089 --> 01:28:33,353 For that, I'm here to forgive you. 1185 01:28:35,260 --> 01:28:38,592 You always said all you wanted was for us to have whatever it is we wanted. 1186 01:28:38,695 --> 01:28:42,097 Maybe what Mom wanted more than anything was for it to all be over. 1187 01:28:45,437 --> 01:28:47,337 And for me... 1188 01:28:47,439 --> 01:28:51,136 what I want more than anything in the world is for it to be okay with you... 1189 01:28:51,242 --> 01:28:53,210 for me to feel something again. 1190 01:28:54,245 --> 01:28:56,214 Even if it's pain. 1191 01:28:58,148 --> 01:29:00,549 Well, you're going against your doctor's recommendation. 1192 01:29:00,652 --> 01:29:03,450 That's a pretty weighty experiment to take on, don't you think? 1193 01:29:08,828 --> 01:29:11,660 This is my life, Dad. 1194 01:29:11,763 --> 01:29:13,754 This is it. 1195 01:29:13,865 --> 01:29:16,026 I spent 26 years waiting for something else to start. 1196 01:29:16,134 --> 01:29:18,500 So, no, no, I don't think it's too much to take on... 1197 01:29:18,603 --> 01:29:20,502 because it's everything there is. 1198 01:29:21,606 --> 01:29:23,665 I see now it's all there is. 1199 01:29:27,713 --> 01:29:30,647 You and I are going to be okay. You know that, right? 1200 01:29:37,088 --> 01:29:40,786 We may not be as happy as you always dreamed we would be, but... 1201 01:29:45,230 --> 01:29:49,963 for the first time, let's just allow ourselves to be whatever it is we are. 1202 01:29:52,805 --> 01:29:54,773 And that'll be better, okay? 1203 01:29:59,077 --> 01:30:01,773 I think that'll be better. 1204 01:30:22,033 --> 01:30:24,831 What are you thinking about? 1205 01:30:24,936 --> 01:30:27,428 - You're not coming back, are you? - Come on, Sam. 1206 01:30:27,539 --> 01:30:29,531 - Of course I am. - No, you're not. 1207 01:30:29,641 --> 01:30:33,441 You don't realize this is good. This doesn't happen often. 1208 01:30:33,544 --> 01:30:35,536 In your life, you know? I mean, this... 1209 01:30:36,848 --> 01:30:39,112 We can work this stuff out. 1210 01:30:39,218 --> 01:30:41,879 I want to help you, you know? 1211 01:30:41,987 --> 01:30:45,183 We need each other. I haven't even lied in, like, two days. 1212 01:30:46,357 --> 01:30:48,621 Is that true? 1213 01:30:48,726 --> 01:30:51,456 No. 1214 01:30:53,998 --> 01:30:55,898 Look, this isn't... 1215 01:30:56,000 --> 01:30:58,400 This isn't a conversation about this being over. 1216 01:30:58,503 --> 01:31:00,664 It's... It's... 1217 01:31:00,772 --> 01:31:03,240 I'm not puttin' a period at the end of this, you know? 1218 01:31:03,341 --> 01:31:06,539 I'm puttin', like, an ellipsis on it. 1219 01:31:06,644 --> 01:31:09,135 Because I'm-I'm worried that if I don't go figure myself out... 1220 01:31:09,247 --> 01:31:11,511 if I don't go, like, land on my own two feet... 1221 01:31:11,616 --> 01:31:14,983 then I'm gonna fuck this whole thing up, and this is too important. 1222 01:31:20,559 --> 01:31:22,652 I gotta go. L... 1223 01:31:22,761 --> 01:31:25,752 Gotta go. 1224 01:31:25,864 --> 01:31:28,731 I fired my psychiatrist. I gotta go find a new one. 1225 01:31:31,437 --> 01:31:33,632 Look, I'm gonna call you when I get there. 1226 01:31:35,473 --> 01:31:37,908 I'm gonna call you. 1227 01:31:43,581 --> 01:31:45,776 Look at me. 1228 01:31:47,885 --> 01:31:49,854 Look at me. 1229 01:31:57,328 --> 01:31:59,523 You changed my life. 1230 01:32:05,837 --> 01:32:08,806 You changed my life, and I've known you four days. 1231 01:32:13,946 --> 01:32:16,436 This is the beginning of something really big. 1232 01:32:18,950 --> 01:32:20,919 But right now, I gotta go. 1233 01:32:28,593 --> 01:32:31,118 Come here. 1234 01:32:45,344 --> 01:32:47,311 Final boarding call for all... 1235 01:33:45,704 --> 01:33:48,138 Take your seats as quickly as possible. 1236 01:33:59,484 --> 01:34:03,750 - What are you doing? - Remember that idea I had about working stuff out on my own... 1237 01:34:03,856 --> 01:34:06,653 - and then finding you once I figured stuff out? - The ellipsis? 1238 01:34:06,758 --> 01:34:09,420 Yeah. The ellipsis. It's dumb. It's dumb. It's an awful idea. 1239 01:34:09,527 --> 01:34:12,860 And I'm not gonna do it, okay? 'Cause like you said, this is it. 1240 01:34:12,964 --> 01:34:14,864 This is life... 1241 01:34:14,967 --> 01:34:18,299 and I'm in love with you, Samantha. 1242 01:34:18,402 --> 01:34:21,838 I think that's the only thing I've ever been really sure of in my entire life. 1243 01:34:21,940 --> 01:34:24,932 I'm really messed up now, and I got a lot of stuff I gotta work out. 1244 01:34:25,043 --> 01:34:28,102 But I don't want to waste any more of my life without you in it, okay? 1245 01:34:28,212 --> 01:34:31,114 - Yeah. - And I think I can do this! I mean, I want to. 1246 01:34:31,216 --> 01:34:32,842 - We have to, right? - Yeah! 1247 01:34:32,950 --> 01:34:35,076 - Right? - Yes! 1248 01:34:37,556 --> 01:34:39,547 So what do we do? 1249 01:34:45,196 --> 01:34:47,323 What do we do?