1 00:00:04,171 --> 00:00:08,342 2 00:00:55,722 --> 00:00:58,391 Thank you. 3 00:01:00,018 --> 00:01:04,689 Thank you. Really, you are too kind. 4 00:01:04,815 --> 00:01:07,985 - Kel, you're burning tonight. - Thank you, Luke. 5 00:01:08,110 --> 00:01:12,114 Listen, why don't we go out and celebrate? Get some steaks, maybe a few beers. 6 00:01:12,406 --> 00:01:15,117 Luke, I appreciate that You come to every show... 7 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:17,786 and sometimes don't faint until I'm offstage... 8 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:21,415 but I'm not interested in in you romantically. 9 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:24,710 - I'm sorry. - Well, not yet. 10 00:01:24,793 --> 00:01:26,712 But just wait. I'm like Hurricane Luke. 11 00:01:26,795 --> 00:01:30,090 - Soon I will destroy you. - Well. 12 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:38,390 Hey, friends, what are you doing here? I think you flew to Florida tonight. 13 00:01:38,515 --> 00:01:40,892 Our charter companies went bankrupt and all other flights were booked. 14 00:01:41,018 --> 00:01:44,396 So you decided to give up spring break vacation to stay here? 15 00:01:44,521 --> 00:01:46,398 Why don't you just drive, Alexa? 16 00:01:46,481 --> 00:01:50,193 What drive? Daddy took my car, and I wheeled suitcase did not have a machine. 17 00:01:50,319 --> 00:01:52,905 But we know someone by car, don't you, Kel? 18 00:01:52,988 --> 00:01:56,992 See, spring break is a total mafia scene and everyone has one thing on their mind. 19 00:01:57,117 --> 00:02:00,704 - I know. Why do you think I'm leaving? - He bought 23 bikinis. 20 00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:03,915 - How do you swing it? - When my father saw all the accusations... 21 00:02:03,999 --> 00:02:08,003 - I just told him about my therapist name Neiman Marcus. - Come with us to Miami. 22 00:02:08,295 --> 00:02:11,298 - We will lose all our deposits at the motel. - That's not my scene. 23 00:02:11,423 --> 00:02:13,800 Oh But is this? 24 00:02:13,884 --> 00:02:17,805 Is that a beautiful decoration or a local resident who attracts you? 25 00:02:17,888 --> 00:02:20,099 Must be locals. 26 00:02:20,182 --> 00:02:22,685 What else will you do with your week off? 27 00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:25,395 Imagine relaxing on a beautiful beach. 28 00:02:25,521 --> 00:02:28,399 Pina colada Sippin ' with your two best friends. 29 00:02:28,607 --> 00:02:30,984 - And if you don't come- - We will kill you. 30 00:02:34,321 --> 00:02:36,406 Good. 31 00:04:20,385 --> 00:04:23,388 Dude, this year spring break is rock. 32 00:04:23,514 --> 00:04:25,391 I barely recovered from last year. 33 00:04:25,516 --> 00:04:28,686 Nobody has 400 women run away in the mouth about you. 34 00:04:28,810 --> 00:04:30,895 Listen, three clubs want us to promote a party. 35 00:04:31,021 --> 00:04:33,815 I have lined up exclusive usage of the hottest broadcasters, and to complete... 36 00:04:33,899 --> 00:04:39,571 I plan the ultimate whipped cream bikini contest rated... 37 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:42,283 by none other than Pennsylvania posse. 38 00:04:42,407 --> 00:04:43,617 - Yes! Yes. Thank you. - Count me. 39 00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:49,122 I'm not lactose intolerant. Besides that, this spring breaks, there is only one woman in my mind. 40 00:04:49,206 --> 00:04:52,209 Eddie, please tell me you won't spend all the time visiting your grandmother again. 41 00:04:53,585 --> 00:04:56,505 No, I've been chatting cyber with this girl for one year. 42 00:04:56,588 --> 00:05:00,092 We will finally meet on spring break. He is very sexy. You must see the webpage. 43 00:05:00,217 --> 00:05:02,594 This is very well designed. You click on his head- 44 00:05:02,719 --> 00:05:05,388 I can't imagine with the same girl for a whole year. 45 00:05:05,514 --> 00:05:07,891 - You can't imagine with the same girl all day. - It is true. 46 00:05:09,685 --> 00:05:13,189 But then I'm genetically incapable of forming long-term relationships with women. 47 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:15,982 - Thank you. - That can't be proud of, Brandon. 48 00:05:16,108 --> 00:05:17,985 Do you think I want to end like you? 49 00:05:18,110 --> 00:05:20,613 Not functioning in the real world Because you were dumped by a girl. 50 00:05:20,696 --> 00:05:23,282 Stacy didn't dump me. He is really busy. 51 00:05:23,490 --> 00:05:26,785 - More than a year? - You don't let your emotions near you. 52 00:05:26,910 --> 00:05:27,494 Do you know what? I like it. 53 00:05:28,787 --> 00:05:30,998 Then? Do you feel nothing? 54 00:05:31,123 --> 00:05:33,792 - If someone steals my car, I will be destroyed. - Certainly. Me, too. 55 00:05:33,917 --> 00:05:37,504 - I mean, girl. -Just keep it simple- dinner, chat, taxi... 56 00:05:37,588 --> 00:05:40,091 coffee, party, shower, taxi. 57 00:05:40,215 --> 00:05:43,301 Sometimes he likes solid matching. 58 00:05:43,385 --> 00:05:46,889 Coffee in the bathroom? That- Oh! Oh okay. 59 00:05:53,187 --> 00:05:55,523 - here. - Finally. 60 00:05:55,606 --> 00:05:57,900 Come on, Lex. 61 00:05:59,193 --> 00:06:01,821 Hello! We can do it later. Let's go to the beach. 62 00:06:01,904 --> 00:06:05,199 - Okay, we will come. - Come on! 63 00:06:05,282 --> 00:06:09,995 Are you ready for the party? Then make a noise. 64 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:13,206 All my girls, Do you agree with me? 65 00:06:13,290 --> 00:06:16,001 All my friends, Do you agree with me? 66 00:06:16,084 --> 00:06:19,087 - Miami, are you with me? - Hi yourself. 67 00:06:19,213 --> 00:06:21,090 - East Coast, are you with me? - Come on. 68 00:06:21,215 --> 00:06:24,593 West Coast, are you with me? Come on! 69 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:28,513 Do you agree with me? Come on! Do you agree with me? 70 00:06:39,983 --> 00:06:42,486 Hi. 71 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:05,814 Okay, friends, this is a match backup. We are male deer. 72 00:10:05,898 --> 00:10:08,901 - There are baby deer out there. - behind it. 73 00:10:08,984 --> 00:10:11,695 - What? - Female deer, it's called back. 74 00:10:11,820 --> 00:10:14,197 That's where the girls lose interest, man. Too many details. 75 00:10:14,323 --> 00:10:16,617 Very hard to believe You don't have a girl. 76 00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:17,409 Maybe I should go back to the hotel room. What if Lizzie sent me an email? 77 00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:21,121 Eddie, consider this as a training time before you meet him. 78 00:10:21,205 --> 00:10:23,582 Besides that, just relax. You just arrived here. See the scene. 79 00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:26,793 - Yes, do your moves. - I have no movement. 80 00:10:26,919 --> 00:10:31,715 Take it from sir. Dude, you want to take the chicks, I'll give you a secret. 81 00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:34,718 Do you want a crazy phone number and make them beg you to save it? 82 00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:36,386 You will be a breakin heart ', better still, bustin heart'. Just follow me and Justin. 83 00:10:36,512 --> 00:10:38,389 - And here we go. - And soon they will be happy for you. 84 00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:09,503 God! 85 00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:12,589 - Did you do something later? - Yes 86 00:11:12,714 --> 00:11:17,010 Try to take the picture out of my head. 87 00:11:17,094 --> 00:11:19,013 Please identify. 88 00:11:19,096 --> 00:11:22,891 I swear, Officer, I experience temporary psychosis... 89 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:24,893 brought by heat and many people. 90 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:28,313 This is like this rare condition known as posterior spasmodica. 91 00:11:28,397 --> 00:11:31,191 - This is very dangerous if you leave it out of control. - Right. 92 00:11:31,316 --> 00:11:35,195 Has anyone ever told you you have beautiful eyes... 93 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:37,989 - Cutler Officer? - Thank you. 94 00:11:38,115 --> 00:11:41,201 - Let me give you my number. - Cool. 95 00:11:43,412 --> 00:11:46,206 - See you later. - Wait. This is not your number. 96 00:11:46,290 --> 00:11:50,085 This is the ticket! Seventy five dollars. Humans! 97 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,921 - I think he likes you, friend. - Well. Very? 98 00:11:53,005 --> 00:11:54,882 She has beautiful eyes. 99 00:11:55,007 --> 00:11:57,885 100 00:11:58,010 --> 00:12:00,012 101 00:12:00,095 --> 00:12:03,390 102 00:12:04,683 --> 00:12:07,102 103 00:12:07,311 --> 00:12:09,688 104 00:12:09,813 --> 00:12:11,898 105 00:12:11,982 --> 00:12:14,193 106 00:12:14,318 --> 00:12:17,404 107 00:12:17,487 --> 00:12:19,698 108 00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:21,700 109 00:12:21,783 --> 00:12:25,412 We won't be here long enough to find out. Come on. Getting ready. 110 00:12:33,212 --> 00:12:35,214 Shut up. 111 00:12:38,509 --> 00:12:39,885 What about those people today? 112 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:44,389 - They show it off. - Men with curly hair are very cute. 113 00:12:44,515 --> 00:12:47,893 - And he really examined you. - No, he doesn't. 114 00:12:48,018 --> 00:12:50,604 - What is that? - BR & J Invitation. 115 00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:53,398 They just throw the hottest set party on the East Coast, all of you. 116 00:12:53,482 --> 00:12:55,818 I told you, these kids rule spring. 117 00:12:55,901 --> 00:12:58,695 Wow. Kings get drunk and objectifying women. 118 00:12:58,820 --> 00:13:02,782 - Where can I register? - Well, I plan to take part in the action. 119 00:13:02,908 --> 00:13:05,494 No, Rich, wear an orange, and, Kelly bikini, please try and control... 120 00:13:05,619 --> 00:13:07,621 and have fun. 121 00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:11,208 I don't clench. Not me. 122 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,794 I trust you. 123 00:13:16,088 --> 00:13:18,716 The girl on the beach is quite hot, huh? 124 00:13:18,799 --> 00:13:21,302 - Oh yeah. - You don't even know which one I'm talking about. 125 00:13:21,385 --> 00:13:25,389 - Who cares? They are all hot. - This special one, friend. I will find it. 126 00:13:25,514 --> 00:13:29,184 Find him? You are crazy? A: There are a million sexy girls here. 127 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,520 B: The rule is not the second contact for three days. 128 00:13:31,603 --> 00:13:35,607 Listen, we're only here for a week. So three hours is equivalent to three days. 129 00:13:35,899 --> 00:13:39,319 You show him you're sexy for him, You will end up like a cyber boy. 130 00:13:39,403 --> 00:13:42,615 This object doesn't even have a button. How will I enter? 131 00:13:42,698 --> 00:13:44,617 What? 132 00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:47,620 So, do you really think he looked at me? 133 00:13:47,703 --> 00:13:50,789 Absolutely. If he is Superman, he has burned a hole in you. 134 00:13:50,914 --> 00:13:54,501 - He might only be a dog. - There is only one way to find out. 135 00:13:54,585 --> 00:13:57,588 - Let's find him. - We will never find it. 136 00:13:57,713 --> 00:14:00,507 - Do you want to try? - No yes. 137 00:14:00,591 --> 00:14:03,803 We will go to the best party and meet the hottest people! 138 00:16:31,992 --> 00:16:33,702 - Hi beautiful. - Hi. 139 00:16:33,785 --> 00:16:37,414 Do you want to include whipped cream bikini contest? I know how you can enter with a judge. 140 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:40,500 Sure. Um, I just don't know what my girlfriend will say. 141 00:16:40,584 --> 00:16:43,587 Boyfriend? Oh, girl, tell your girlfriend to go hiking. 142 00:16:43,712 --> 00:16:46,215 Why don't you tell him yourself? 143 00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:53,722 Everyone is accepted. 144 00:16:58,101 --> 00:17:00,604 Justin, you have to put us on the Margarita Madness list. 145 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:04,107 You know the rules. First come, first serve, except, of course, you, uh... 146 00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:07,486 has one of them. 147 00:17:07,611 --> 00:17:10,989 - Just show this to the doorman. He will let you cross the line. - Thank you. 148 00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:13,784 And we will see you in the bikini contest. 149 00:17:13,909 --> 00:17:18,205 So, are you with the BR & J party? What is your letter? 150 00:17:18,288 --> 00:17:21,082 I am J, 'Justin. BR 'is Brandon. 151 00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:24,586 So, what does a girl need to do to get the bracelet? 152 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,588 Well, it looks like I'm all out. 153 00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:28,882 I got them! I got a bracelet! 154 00:17:32,302 --> 00:17:34,805 - Let me go! - Let me there. 155 00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:39,601 I got one. 156 00:17:39,810 --> 00:17:42,813 Thank you. 157 00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:45,982 - Hey, give me some bracelets! - Justin, we only need three! 158 00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:47,985 We only need three more bracelets! 159 00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:51,322 - Often here? - Hey, we met at the beach, right? 160 00:17:51,405 --> 00:17:53,908 Yes. My friend calls me Kelly for short. 161 00:17:53,991 --> 00:17:55,701 I'm Justin. 162 00:17:55,784 --> 00:17:58,203 Thank you. 163 00:17:58,287 --> 00:18:00,706 So, Justin, did you spend much time in the girls' room? 164 00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:03,709 - I just need to escape quickly. - Me, too. 165 00:18:03,792 --> 00:18:09,298 Total madness out there. There is even one person who distributes whipped cream bikini flyers. 166 00:18:09,423 --> 00:18:11,884 Is that degrading or what? 167 00:18:12,009 --> 00:18:14,803 We know you are there. You must go out sometime.! 168 00:18:14,887 --> 00:18:17,223 - Your friend? - No, not really. 169 00:18:17,306 --> 00:18:19,683 Um, look, I need to get out of here. 170 00:18:19,808 --> 00:18:23,812 Okay, I'll tell you one little secret, but you can't tell anyone I say to you. 171 00:18:24,021 --> 00:18:25,898 Alright, tell me. 172 00:18:26,023 --> 00:18:28,901 Every girl's bathroom has a secret door to escape. 173 00:18:30,694 --> 00:18:33,197 Girls, my hair doesn't want to even fit through there. 174 00:18:33,322 --> 00:18:36,617 I'm from Texas. I have seen bigger. 175 00:18:41,705 --> 00:18:44,583 - Are you sure about this? - Oh, yes. That won't hurt me one bit. 176 00:18:47,586 --> 00:18:50,422 No, no, slow! That will leave marks. 177 00:18:50,506 --> 00:18:54,510 - Are you okay? - Yes Fortunately, my body broke down. 178 00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:02,809 Listening. I know this amazing burger burger by an open stage. 179 00:19:02,893 --> 00:19:06,105 If you don't do anything later, maybe you want to go eat a burger or something. 180 00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:08,315 Call me. 181 00:19:08,398 --> 00:19:10,692 Good. 182 00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:28,710 Excuse me. Are you alright? 183 00:19:28,794 --> 00:19:32,506 I'm fine. I only spilled a little punch all my favorite clothes. 184 00:19:33,799 --> 00:19:36,510 Here, let me help you. Come on. Sit here. 185 00:19:36,593 --> 00:19:39,096 I'll be back soon to fix you, okay? 186 00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:41,515 - Stay there. I will pass. - 187 00:19:41,598 --> 00:19:44,893 Now, salt and soda clubs must get any stains. 188 00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:48,021 Although, I don't know what to do if you accidentally spilled salt and soda in the club. 189 00:19:48,105 --> 00:19:49,982 You are so cute. 190 00:19:50,107 --> 00:19:53,319 I mean, it's funny what you say. You are not funny. 191 00:19:53,402 --> 00:19:58,115 I mean, of course, you are sweet, but not in a way that makes me look easy. I am m- 192 00:20:01,285 --> 00:20:03,913 - II am Rich. - I'm Carlos. 193 00:20:03,996 --> 00:20:07,291 And you are funny too, but not in a way that makes you look easy. 194 00:20:07,416 --> 00:20:12,421 It's nice to finally be able to meet a man in the spring break with courtesy. 195 00:20:12,504 --> 00:20:16,508 - Thank you, but I'm not right - - Hey, Carlos. 196 00:20:16,717 --> 00:20:19,303 Get moving. The table needs to be cleaned. 197 00:20:29,521 --> 00:20:32,315 Hey. I want to know where you disappeared. 198 00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:35,986 Actually, I met one of your friends earlier today. Is he, uh, here? 199 00:20:36,111 --> 00:20:38,113 Who is it, Kelly? Oh, no, baby doll. 200 00:20:38,197 --> 00:20:42,201 He might have gone home. I mean, he is not really the center of the party or anything. 201 00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:44,703 Alright, alright, look. It's a bit awkward... 202 00:20:44,786 --> 00:20:48,290 but, you know, we have, like, this instant connection. 203 00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:50,709 Yes. I can't say it I didn't realize it. 204 00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:53,295 Well, good, because I hope You can give me Kelly's number. 205 00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:57,090 - What? - He gave it to me before, but I kind of lost it. 206 00:20:57,216 --> 00:21:00,302 - Wait. Are you interested in Kelly? - Yes 207 00:21:00,511 --> 00:21:03,389 You are the mayor of spring break and he's a shy bonnet from Amish. 208 00:21:03,514 --> 00:21:06,183 Well, that's the problem. She's not a party girl. 209 00:21:06,308 --> 00:21:09,186 Don't knock them until you try it. 210 00:21:09,311 --> 00:21:12,105 Please help me. Can you give me my number? 211 00:21:12,189 --> 00:21:14,316 After considering it again, You must really call him. 212 00:21:17,819 --> 00:21:19,696 Sweet. Thank you. 213 00:21:19,821 --> 00:21:21,698 With pleasure. 214 00:21:28,789 --> 00:21:32,209 Then? Do you give your number to each man there? 215 00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:35,504 Something like that. 216 00:21:35,587 --> 00:21:38,715 That was fast. 217 00:21:38,799 --> 00:21:41,385 Which one is that? 218 00:21:41,510 --> 00:21:44,221 Nothing special. 219 00:21:44,304 --> 00:21:46,223 Nothing special. 220 00:21:50,394 --> 00:21:52,897 I can't believe you asked for it friend number. That is very insulting. 221 00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:55,982 - How is that insulting? - You might also say, Dog face, who is your friend? " 222 00:21:56,108 --> 00:21:58,485 - You might send it into a depressed spiral. - Come on. 223 00:21:58,610 --> 00:22:01,321 - Not that he has a problem getting a man. - Why don't you go for him? 224 00:22:01,405 --> 00:22:03,782 - He likes his friend. - I don't even Which is he? 225 00:22:03,907 --> 00:22:05,909 That's where you and I are different. You only pay attention to what's in front of from your face. This girl is different. 226 00:22:05,993 --> 00:22:08,996 Okay, you take it differently. I will take heat. 227 00:22:09,121 --> 00:22:11,498 Hi beautiful. 228 00:22:16,712 --> 00:22:18,505 229 00:22:38,192 --> 00:22:40,319 - So the person hasn't called? - What man? 230 00:22:40,402 --> 00:22:42,696 - Down, girl. -Only people I met at Nikki's. 231 00:22:42,821 --> 00:22:45,115 - Why don't you call? - I don't have the number. 232 00:22:45,199 --> 00:22:47,785 - Do you like this man? - You can't give up after one day. 233 00:22:47,910 --> 00:22:49,787 - Kelly, I know what your problem is. - Me, too. 234 00:22:49,912 --> 00:22:51,997 I have two nosy friends who refuse to think about their own business. 235 00:22:52,122 --> 00:22:54,708 - You don't take risks. - I say you keep looking for it. 236 00:22:54,791 --> 00:22:57,502 And I say, continue. There are many other fish in the ocean. 237 00:22:57,586 --> 00:22:59,505 And I go fishing. 238 00:22:59,588 --> 00:23:02,883 Kelly, you shouldn't say a word. You know how he can. 239 00:23:03,008 --> 00:23:06,803 - Rich, he isn't even the type. - You like it, Ex. That makes it his type. 240 00:23:06,887 --> 00:23:09,598 That, and the fact that he is a man. 241 00:23:11,683 --> 00:23:14,102 Bonds with whipped cream bikini, ladies. Do not be shy. 242 00:23:14,186 --> 00:23:18,107 This is your chance in a lifetime. Make your dreams come true. 243 00:23:18,315 --> 00:23:21,902 And mine too. Hey. 244 00:23:21,985 --> 00:23:24,404 - Thank you. - You have to do this. You must do this. 245 00:23:24,488 --> 00:23:27,491 - And you can bring your sister too? Are you a sister? - A thousand dollars? 246 00:23:29,701 --> 00:23:31,912 Sorry. The kitchen is closed. 247 00:23:31,995 --> 00:23:34,289 248 00:23:36,792 --> 00:23:39,003 249 00:23:39,086 --> 00:23:43,090 250 00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:47,594 251 00:23:47,719 --> 00:23:50,722 252 00:23:50,806 --> 00:23:53,183 253 00:23:53,308 --> 00:23:55,894 254 00:23:58,605 --> 00:24:01,483 255 00:24:02,609 --> 00:24:04,986 256 00:24:05,112 --> 00:24:07,323 257 00:24:07,406 --> 00:24:10,117 258 00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:12,119 Hell. 259 00:24:13,996 --> 00:24:16,499 Okay, I'll see you in front at 8:00. 260 00:24:33,599 --> 00:24:35,810 Are you sure is the right place? 261 00:24:35,893 --> 00:24:37,895 Positive. Come on. 262 00:24:39,688 --> 00:24:41,899 It's a little different from the spring break crowd. 263 00:24:52,701 --> 00:24:54,786 How did you find this place? 264 00:24:54,995 --> 00:24:57,289 This is a local hangout. 265 00:24:57,414 --> 00:24:59,416 - Do you like it? - This is amazing! 266 00:24:59,499 --> 00:25:02,711 Well, have fun. We are among friends. 267 00:25:02,794 --> 00:25:04,713 We're fine. 268 00:25:09,593 --> 00:25:12,513 - Hey, come on. Let's go. - But we just arrived. 269 00:25:12,596 --> 00:25:15,516 - No, I mean, come on. Let's dance. It is rueda. - Oh no. No, no. 270 00:25:15,599 --> 00:25:18,393 Look at my eyes. You will be great. Trust me. 271 00:25:18,519 --> 00:25:20,396 Good. 272 00:25:29,112 --> 00:25:32,115 This is it. 273 00:25:34,785 --> 00:25:37,621 - See you later. - Where are you going? 274 00:25:37,704 --> 00:25:40,290 Hey! 275 00:26:57,701 --> 00:26:59,786 That doesn't make sense. 276 00:26:59,912 --> 00:27:02,206 No, what doesn't make sense are you spring break... 277 00:27:02,289 --> 00:27:04,708 and you're still talking about the only girl who blew you up. 278 00:27:04,917 --> 00:27:06,502 We have a very good connection in that bathroom. 279 00:27:06,585 --> 00:27:10,005 - Oh, if I have a nickel for every time I say that - - You will have ten cents. 280 00:27:10,088 --> 00:27:12,007 I remember. You say it twice. 281 00:27:12,090 --> 00:27:14,884 Listen, J, I feel your pain. I know how it feels to be blown up. 282 00:27:15,010 --> 00:27:17,804 - No, you don't. - But still, I know what the pain is like. 283 00:27:17,888 --> 00:27:20,599 Do you remember when I broke my snowboard slide? 284 00:27:20,682 --> 00:27:23,393 - The best way to forget this girl is to continue. - I'll take him out again. 285 00:27:23,519 --> 00:27:25,896 Continue. Send another. Really humiliates yourself. 286 00:27:26,021 --> 00:27:28,982 Come on. What's the worst can he say? Not? 287 00:27:29,107 --> 00:27:32,819 Trust me. Denied with less embarrassing text. 288 00:27:32,903 --> 00:27:35,114 Right. 289 00:27:38,283 --> 00:27:41,787 Okay, spill it, and I need the details. 290 00:27:41,912 --> 00:27:44,915 Last night it was magical. Carlos takes me dancing. 291 00:27:44,998 --> 00:27:48,210 - We walk under the moonlight. - yawning. 292 00:27:48,293 --> 00:27:51,296 293 00:27:51,421 --> 00:27:55,008 294 00:27:55,092 --> 00:27:58,804 295 00:27:58,887 --> 00:28:04,017 296 00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:08,689 297 00:28:08,814 --> 00:28:12,401 298 00:28:13,986 --> 00:28:17,323 299 00:28:17,406 --> 00:28:19,617 300 00:28:19,700 --> 00:28:23,287 301 00:28:23,412 --> 00:28:25,998 302 00:28:26,123 --> 00:28:29,501 - Oh come on. - Women and men- 303 00:28:29,585 --> 00:28:32,088 Oh, look, this starts. Let's go! 304 00:28:35,090 --> 00:28:38,302 - Are you ready to whip? - I will kill you. 305 00:28:38,385 --> 00:28:40,220 Get me down! 306 00:28:40,304 --> 00:28:45,017 - Let's give a big welcome to the contestant number nine! - What are you doing here? 307 00:28:45,100 --> 00:28:46,893 We are judges. Now get slathered- 308 00:28:47,019 --> 00:28:49,897 - A point that can go to me and I will hurt you. - He's cute. I like. 309 00:28:50,022 --> 00:28:51,190 I will let my husband Justin do honor. 310 00:28:52,482 --> 00:28:56,194 - Are you a BR & J party? - Not all. Only J. 311 00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:59,698 - You set this. I do not believe you. - Cream shake! 312 00:28:59,781 --> 00:29:02,701 - Cream shake! Cream shake! - Start believing. 313 00:29:02,784 --> 00:29:05,120 Hey, this is spring break, right? 314 00:29:05,204 --> 00:29:07,790 And what do you want to see? 315 00:29:07,915 --> 00:29:11,210 - Cream shake! - Come on. Being wild. 316 00:29:11,293 --> 00:29:13,587 Being crazy. Come on. 317 00:29:13,712 --> 00:29:16,590 - Cream shake! Cream shake! - It doesn't matter if I do it. 318 00:29:16,715 --> 00:29:20,093 - Geez. - Cream shake! Cream shake! 319 00:29:26,016 --> 00:29:28,894 Oh, it's so funny. Very funny. Hey, look at this? 320 00:29:29,102 --> 00:29:31,104 Whoa! Friend! 321 00:29:37,194 --> 00:29:42,199 Kelly, I'm very sorry. I don't know Justin was involved with that. 322 00:29:42,282 --> 00:29:44,910 - That guy is a jerk. - Do you know what? I do not understand. 323 00:29:44,993 --> 00:29:48,997 He looked very different when I met him. He looks good and funny. 324 00:29:49,289 --> 00:29:54,085 See, Justin only needs someone at his own pace, and... you are slower. 325 00:29:54,211 --> 00:29:56,505 Whatever. I will back to the hotel. 326 00:29:56,588 --> 00:29:59,091 - Do you want us to come? - No, I prefer myself. 327 00:30:05,305 --> 00:30:07,182 Hey you! 328 00:30:07,307 --> 00:30:09,184 - Who, me? - Yes, we need the fourth one. 329 00:30:09,309 --> 00:30:11,186 Oh, no, I met someone here. 330 00:30:11,311 --> 00:30:14,523 We met on the Internet on Xena chat room. He's a big fan, like me. 331 00:30:14,606 --> 00:30:16,608 Only fast games. Come on. 332 00:30:17,985 --> 00:30:20,321 - OK. Only fast games. - Thank you for helping us. 333 00:30:20,404 --> 00:30:21,989 - I'm Jeff. - Eddie. 334 00:30:22,114 --> 00:30:25,993 Good, Eddie. You are right there. I will serve. Ready? 335 00:30:28,203 --> 00:30:31,289 Alright, here it is. Let's begin. 336 00:30:31,415 --> 00:30:33,417 - I got it. I got it. - Hit that! Hit that! 337 00:30:33,500 --> 00:30:36,003 Are you okay? 338 00:30:36,086 --> 00:30:38,005 I'm fine. 339 00:30:56,899 --> 00:30:59,819 - What can I get for you? - I'll eat a bacon cheese burger. 340 00:30:59,902 --> 00:31:03,906 - Triple bypass. - I will get a bypass on the side. 341 00:31:04,323 --> 00:31:08,285 Of all places in Miami, do you have on this one now? 342 00:31:08,410 --> 00:31:10,996 Actually, this is my favorite place. I'll take you here, remember? 343 00:31:11,121 --> 00:31:13,915 - I'll take him away. - Let me explain, Kelly- 344 00:31:13,999 --> 00:31:16,710 Let me help. You are a player and you go to spring break... 345 00:31:16,793 --> 00:31:20,588 for this little teen party and spread whipped cream on women who think you're funny. 346 00:31:20,714 --> 00:31:23,884 Wait. First of all, whipped cream is a small part of our business. 347 00:31:24,009 --> 00:31:25,886 Uh, do you know what? Goodbye. 348 00:31:26,011 --> 00:31:29,389 Kelly, wait. All contests, parties, sexy women... 349 00:31:29,515 --> 00:31:32,184 it's all part of the business I started a long time ago. 350 00:31:32,309 --> 00:31:35,312 - Pay for books and my house throughout the year. - Oh. 351 00:31:35,395 --> 00:31:39,691 - Be your party's reputation, it just seeps. - Past. 352 00:31:39,816 --> 00:31:41,818 Listen, I know we just met. 353 00:31:41,902 --> 00:31:44,488 What can I do to redeem it? 354 00:31:44,613 --> 00:31:48,617 You can shave all the hair on your head except here and here. 355 00:31:48,909 --> 00:31:51,703 - Alright. - I am kidding. 356 00:31:54,414 --> 00:31:57,792 Do you know what? You should really try hot sauce. 357 00:31:57,918 --> 00:32:02,798 Oh, I'm sorry. I promise, I'm a little less tacky than you think. 358 00:32:02,923 --> 00:32:05,092 - So what are you saying? - Napkins! 359 00:32:05,217 --> 00:32:07,094 Right. 360 00:32:07,219 --> 00:32:09,888 Do you know what will help you think better? By boat. 361 00:32:10,013 --> 00:32:11,890 Smooth. 362 00:32:12,015 --> 00:32:16,019 - So we are still at the marina at 4:00? - Yes, yes! 363 00:32:16,103 --> 00:32:20,107 But if I see any sign nondairy topping, I'll leave. 364 00:32:20,190 --> 00:32:21,817 You are on. 365 00:32:24,111 --> 00:32:26,196 Still alive? 366 00:32:29,199 --> 00:32:32,119 Seven hundred fifty dollars. Oh, man, I'm rock! 367 00:32:33,996 --> 00:32:37,500 Cutler officer, you will be happy to know The contest was a big success. 368 00:32:37,583 --> 00:32:40,086 The music is calm and the whipped cream is minimal, but tasteful. 369 00:32:40,210 --> 00:32:42,421 And the beach, it will be deleted cleanly. 370 00:32:42,588 --> 00:32:47,384 I was impressed. You follow the law, up to event permission. 371 00:32:47,509 --> 00:32:50,595 Event permission? 372 00:32:50,721 --> 00:32:54,016 You know, I have to warn you. 373 00:32:54,099 --> 00:32:56,518 That's all dry land and the pickup truck where I came from. 374 00:32:56,602 --> 00:32:59,313 If that makes you feel better, I can put a gun rack behind. 375 00:32:59,396 --> 00:33:01,315 cute. 376 00:33:01,398 --> 00:33:03,984 - Are you sure you know about ships? - Yes, of course. I have one when I was little. 377 00:33:04,109 --> 00:33:07,321 Plastic, three inches long. Lost in a terrible shower accident. 378 00:33:10,782 --> 00:33:13,910 Alright, here it is. 379 00:33:22,294 --> 00:33:24,296 Good and easy. 380 00:33:24,421 --> 00:33:26,298 Good and easy. 381 00:33:47,611 --> 00:33:50,614 - Are you okay? - Yes 382 00:33:50,822 --> 00:33:53,116 How are you with seasickness? 383 00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:56,620 I'm fine for the first ten minutes, but after that, you might want to step down. 384 00:33:56,787 --> 00:33:59,290 Yes, thank you for the advice. 385 00:33:59,414 --> 00:34:03,001 Look, there must be something going on between us. 386 00:34:03,085 --> 00:34:05,004 Do you know what I mean? 387 00:35:15,616 --> 00:35:17,993 So, did you bring all your girls here? 388 00:35:18,118 --> 00:35:20,203 No, I mostly come here to think. 389 00:35:20,287 --> 00:35:22,414 What do you think about now? 390 00:35:22,497 --> 00:35:26,793 I'm thinking about how happy I am You gave me a second chance. 391 00:37:02,514 --> 00:37:05,517 I am very prepared to rueda. 392 00:37:05,601 --> 00:37:09,522 I have worked on this one step. Ready? Uno, dos, tres. 393 00:37:09,605 --> 00:37:11,982 Ay, mama. 394 00:37:12,191 --> 00:37:14,819 - What do you think? - Are you sure you're not from Havana? 395 00:37:14,902 --> 00:37:18,489 - Carlos, I need you for dinner. - He can't. He is busy tonight. 396 00:37:18,614 --> 00:37:21,200 - Please. - What's wrong with that girl? 397 00:37:21,283 --> 00:37:25,204 I'll tell you what with me. You push yourself too much, treat him like dirt. You do not pay overtime. 398 00:37:25,287 --> 00:37:27,790 Carlos, I didn't realize it You were very unhappy. 399 00:37:27,915 --> 00:37:31,085 - Mr. O'Mara- - No no. Maybe you should take it the rest of the night off. 400 00:37:31,210 --> 00:37:35,005 - Thank you. - In fact, take it every night. You were fired. 401 00:37:35,088 --> 00:37:37,215 Mr. O'Mara, wait. 402 00:37:41,595 --> 00:37:43,722 - What just happened? - I am so sorry. 403 00:37:43,805 --> 00:37:45,807 - I don't think - - Of course you are. 404 00:37:46,016 --> 00:37:48,685 You are thinking about yourself. 405 00:37:48,810 --> 00:37:51,604 - Mr. O'Mara. Mr. O'Mara, wait. - Not. 406 00:37:53,190 --> 00:37:55,401 So, thank you for a great day. 407 00:37:55,484 --> 00:37:58,988 I even want to forget how it started. 408 00:37:59,112 --> 00:38:03,617 It's good when some things go wrong, Because it makes other things go right. 409 00:38:03,700 --> 00:38:05,785 - Well, it's inside. - 410 00:38:05,911 --> 00:38:08,789 I got it fortune cookie. 411 00:38:10,791 --> 00:38:13,419 Good evening. 412 00:38:13,502 --> 00:38:15,796 Good evening. 413 00:38:22,094 --> 00:38:26,098 - So I guess I'll see you on the beach tomorrow. Well. - Sure. 414 00:38:28,016 --> 00:38:30,185 - Good night. - Good night. 415 00:38:46,201 --> 00:38:49,204 - Brandon! Brandon! Move! - Ow! 416 00:38:51,415 --> 00:38:55,085 I'm a friend of the promoter. Brandon, please let me in for free. 417 00:38:55,210 --> 00:38:57,587 No problem. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 418 00:38:59,506 --> 00:39:01,591 See you later. 419 00:39:09,683 --> 00:39:13,520 Margarita Madness is the bomb. I made thousand dollars. Set a record all the time. 420 00:39:13,604 --> 00:39:16,982 Plus, I met a Swedish girl named Inga and I only spilled her drinks three times. 421 00:39:17,107 --> 00:39:20,193 - Another record. - Well, I will meet my internet girl. 422 00:39:20,319 --> 00:39:23,614 Once he saw this bronze Adonis, he would know it was worth the wait. 423 00:39:23,697 --> 00:39:28,285 - Whoa, whoa. Got milk? - My skin isn't like milk. That is alabaster. Thank you. 424 00:39:28,410 --> 00:39:31,496 Plus, I have three hours prime tanning time before our date. 425 00:39:31,622 --> 00:39:34,583 - Hey, I've been looking for you. - Well, you're lucky. I am here. 426 00:39:34,708 --> 00:39:37,502 You invited my girlfriend last night to your little margarita party... 427 00:39:37,586 --> 00:39:40,005 and your bouncer doesn't let me enter 428 00:39:40,088 --> 00:39:41,006 And I didn't take rejection too well. 429 00:39:42,799 --> 00:39:45,385 You know, there are really good explanations for that. 430 00:39:45,511 --> 00:39:47,596 - What is that? - Tell him. 431 00:40:06,406 --> 00:40:09,701 Officer, thank God. I swear, I was chased by giant steroids. 432 00:40:09,785 --> 00:40:13,289 He is cruel and big and evil. 433 00:40:16,416 --> 00:40:18,293 How much do I owe? 434 00:40:30,514 --> 00:40:32,516 My bronze. 435 00:40:35,519 --> 00:40:38,188 Well, I'd better go. I met Justin in an hour on the beach. 436 00:40:38,313 --> 00:40:40,607 Kelly, I don't mean to blow up your bubble, but I don't know about Justin. 437 00:40:41,900 --> 00:40:45,195 - Why are we friends with him? - I'm just trying to protect Kelly's feelings. 438 00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:49,282 That person is a party animal. How do you know does he date a different girl every night? 439 00:40:49,491 --> 00:40:50,909 Not me. I am only willing to take the opportunity. 440 00:40:50,993 --> 00:40:51,994 - You have nothing in common. - That's what's cool about that. 441 00:40:55,497 --> 00:40:59,501 I appreciate your attention, but you don't know how it feels to connect with someone. 442 00:40:59,793 --> 00:41:02,296 - What does that mean? - Come on. 443 00:41:02,421 --> 00:41:04,882 You are one billion different friends. You dance on the table. 444 00:41:05,090 --> 00:41:07,384 That's who you are. Just like Kelly is good. 445 00:41:07,509 --> 00:41:09,594 - Rich smart. - And you are... 446 00:41:09,803 --> 00:41:13,682 - A party girl? - Yes, a party girl. 447 00:41:16,101 --> 00:41:18,395 Maybe there's more for me than that. 448 00:41:22,399 --> 00:41:24,401 Yes. 449 00:41:36,121 --> 00:41:38,999 Justin, man, I know you met this girl, but you have to hurry up. 450 00:41:39,082 --> 00:41:42,586 If you want this business to function, you must act professionally at all times. 451 00:41:42,711 --> 00:41:45,297 Pool party in heaven. 452 00:41:45,422 --> 00:41:49,009 Hot chicks, ten dollars. Guys, free. ' Oh, very professional. 453 00:41:49,092 --> 00:41:51,386 Oh, good, typo. This is all your fault. 454 00:41:51,512 --> 00:41:53,597 My fault? You are the only one that has been printed. 455 00:41:53,722 --> 00:41:55,807 - You let me. You know I'm not responsible. - 456 00:41:55,891 --> 00:41:58,811 I want to help, but you know I met Kelly on the beach. 457 00:41:58,894 --> 00:42:01,188 Large. The copy shop is right on the road. 458 00:42:01,313 --> 00:42:04,983 Change of plan. We met at Pearl. Opposite direction. 459 00:42:05,108 --> 00:42:07,319 - Come on. - Have fun. 460 00:42:07,402 --> 00:42:10,113 - Thank you, bro. - Call me. 461 00:42:11,490 --> 00:42:13,617 Guys, it's free. 462 00:42:17,621 --> 00:42:19,623 Oh yeah. 463 00:42:24,586 --> 00:42:27,297 Cool, huh? 464 00:42:27,422 --> 00:42:29,299 Woman. 465 00:42:29,383 --> 00:42:32,511 Ho! Look at that? 466 00:42:32,594 --> 00:42:36,598 - OK. - It's the way to go, bro. 467 00:42:36,807 --> 00:42:39,018 What is happening? 468 00:42:47,192 --> 00:42:47,984 God! 469 00:45:25,809 --> 00:45:28,895 - Is Kelly here? -Justin! 470 00:45:29,021 --> 00:45:31,190 - Hey! - Hey, Alexa. 471 00:45:31,315 --> 00:45:33,901 I have to meet Kelly here. Do you see it? 472 00:45:33,984 --> 00:45:36,820 Oh No, I don't know where he is. 473 00:45:36,904 --> 00:45:39,907 He is rather crispy, but maybe he will appear later. 474 00:45:39,990 --> 00:45:43,785 Meanwhile, why don't you just wait here with me? 475 00:45:43,911 --> 00:45:46,288 Alright. 476 00:46:00,010 --> 00:46:03,013 - Is there still no sign of him? - Not. 477 00:46:03,096 --> 00:46:06,683 - He hasn't called too. Did he leave a message at the hotel? - No ma'am 478 00:46:06,808 --> 00:46:09,102 I'm sure there is a very good explanation. 479 00:46:09,186 --> 00:46:12,815 He'd better be hit by a car and he was in the hospital on his deathbed. 480 00:46:12,898 --> 00:46:15,818 A priest gives him the last ritual. 481 00:46:15,901 --> 00:46:19,696 I don't know. I don't think that should happen. 482 00:46:19,821 --> 00:46:22,115 We both really various types of people. 483 00:46:22,199 --> 00:46:26,203 - You don't have to be. - What do you mean? 484 00:46:26,411 --> 00:46:29,706 Well, if he's big party promoter... 485 00:46:29,790 --> 00:46:31,792 then let's to party. 486 00:46:43,011 --> 00:46:45,013 Good. OK. 487 00:46:45,097 --> 00:46:48,392 Where is he? 488 00:46:48,517 --> 00:46:51,186 - The worst hotel ever! - Inga! 489 00:46:51,311 --> 00:46:53,522 - This is just a misunderstanding! - You have seen my girlfriend! 490 00:46:53,605 --> 00:46:56,900 I met my Internet girlfriend in two minutes at the bar. 491 00:46:56,984 --> 00:47:00,404 I only have one layer of skin left! If you come near me, I will jump. I am not kidding. 492 00:47:00,487 --> 00:47:02,906 - Do you want to be tried for murder? - Don't try to deny it, Brandon! 493 00:47:02,990 --> 00:47:05,201 - I know you've seen it! - I'm not Brandon! 494 00:47:05,284 --> 00:47:08,204 - I can't believe he saw a man like you! - What are you trying to say? 495 00:47:08,287 --> 00:47:11,207 He matches, handsome man. Not stupid! 496 00:47:11,290 --> 00:47:14,210 Good. Well, maybe this isn't about being healthy or handsome. 497 00:47:14,293 --> 00:47:16,796 - Maybe he thinks I'm interesting for my mind, okay? - 498 00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:21,299 - And my body. - Why did he do this to me? 499 00:47:21,383 --> 00:47:25,304 Do you want to know the truth? Actually, this is not about me. 500 00:47:25,387 --> 00:47:28,807 - OK? It's about you relationship with Inger. - Inga. 501 00:47:28,891 --> 00:47:31,685 Inga. Right. I mean, if he is happy with you... 502 00:47:31,810 --> 00:47:34,521 why is he having an affair with anyone, especially me, that fool? 503 00:47:34,605 --> 00:47:37,316 And you came here to kill me won't solve anything, okay? 504 00:47:37,399 --> 00:47:39,985 All you have is dead people, red dorks. 505 00:47:40,110 --> 00:47:42,821 You're right. 506 00:47:42,905 --> 00:47:44,990 Thank you? 507 00:47:47,409 --> 00:47:49,786 Do you want to drink and talk again? 508 00:47:49,912 --> 00:47:52,498 Yes. Certainly of course. 509 00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:56,585 That sounds good. 510 00:47:59,004 --> 00:48:03,383 You know this won't go away is further from friendship, right? 511 00:48:03,509 --> 00:48:05,594 Yes, yes. You know it. 512 00:48:10,015 --> 00:48:12,017 Here you go. 513 00:48:12,100 --> 00:48:14,894 I just don't understand why Kelly blew me. 514 00:48:15,020 --> 00:48:17,689 Are we still talking about him? 515 00:48:17,814 --> 00:48:21,484 Listen, Justin, I'll do it parallel to you, baby. 516 00:48:21,610 --> 00:48:24,404 You have to date someone who is a little wilder. That's who you are. 517 00:48:24,488 --> 00:48:26,907 - It's just my reputation. - Precisely. 518 00:48:26,990 --> 00:48:30,911 You are a party man and you need a party girl, like a president needs the first woman. 519 00:48:30,994 --> 00:48:33,997 - Look, what I'm trying to say is that I'm not like that anymore. - Oh, Please! 520 00:48:34,122 --> 00:48:38,084 Don't give me a speech how you have changed and grown up and found true love... 521 00:48:38,293 --> 00:48:43,215 because below I know you are only looking for a very good time. 522 00:48:43,298 --> 00:48:45,884 me. My idea is to have a good time with Kelly. 523 00:48:48,512 --> 00:48:51,390 I have to go. 524 00:48:51,598 --> 00:48:55,393 So he hasn't mentioned it yet is his girlfriend back home? 525 00:48:55,519 --> 00:48:57,396 What? 526 00:48:57,521 --> 00:49:01,400 He does this all the time with friends, Justin. 527 00:49:01,483 --> 00:49:04,611 - You lie. - Is it true? 528 00:49:04,695 --> 00:49:06,989 I just don't want you to get hurt. 529 00:49:08,115 --> 00:49:10,117 I don't believe you. 530 00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:12,494 Well, don't say I didn't warn you. 531 00:49:20,419 --> 00:49:23,005 Light. 532 00:49:31,221 --> 00:49:34,182 God, how can you curse me with a perfect body... 533 00:49:34,308 --> 00:49:36,894 and the gift of persuasion? 534 00:49:39,021 --> 00:49:41,315 Hey. This is Alexa. 535 00:49:41,398 --> 00:49:44,610 Listen, I wonder if you can help me. 536 00:49:44,693 --> 00:49:46,987 Yes. How fast can you get down here? 537 00:49:47,112 --> 00:49:49,990 He always said I just took it for granted. 538 00:49:50,115 --> 00:49:52,409 - You have to start paying attention. - Buy flowers. Right. 539 00:49:52,492 --> 00:49:55,495 Not only that. You must listen to what he says. 540 00:49:55,621 --> 00:49:59,208 - But I'm not interested in what he said. - Well. The point is, Greg. 541 00:49:59,291 --> 00:50:03,295 - Do you love him? - Well that's how it is. I think. I mean- 542 00:50:03,504 --> 00:50:07,800 Thoughts about him with other people, men, that only makes me crazy. 543 00:50:07,883 --> 00:50:09,802 Good. Good. You love him. 544 00:50:09,885 --> 00:50:14,890 That's good. That is good. Now- Now- Now, you have to fight for him. Heh! 545 00:50:15,015 --> 00:50:18,894 - Emotionally, I mean. - Yes, you are right. 546 00:50:19,019 --> 00:50:22,022 - I'm right, I'm right. - I can't believe I'm sitting here... 547 00:50:22,105 --> 00:50:27,819 - enjoy a drink with that guy who mentioned my girlfriend. - Sunburn. Sunlight. 548 00:50:55,806 --> 00:50:58,684 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold it. You will all have the opportunity to photograph the BR & J style. 549 00:50:58,809 --> 00:51:01,395 - Dude, friend! MTV has just appeared, man! - Thank you! 550 00:51:01,520 --> 00:51:04,023 Now I can say in full certainty that I am ruling. 551 00:51:04,106 --> 00:51:08,485 - Should we give them a discount for the entry fee? - Uh, no. 552 00:51:08,610 --> 00:51:11,196 Don't dare try texting him again. He will feel you are desperate. 553 00:51:11,321 --> 00:51:14,491 - Dude, I'm desperate. - Welcome to the world of women, my friend is broken. 554 00:51:14,616 --> 00:51:17,911 You sent a message, Eddie E-mail. What about the small face-to-face action? 555 00:51:17,995 --> 00:51:21,207 Prepare for all your losses in a party filled with one party. 556 00:51:21,290 --> 00:51:25,294 - Do you give a discount friend of the promoter? - Because I'm ready for a party. 557 00:51:55,407 --> 00:51:56,617 Hey, hey! 558 00:53:53,483 --> 00:53:55,610 - Luke! - Who is he? 559 00:53:55,694 --> 00:53:58,697 - His girlfriend. - So you have a boyfriend. 560 00:53:58,822 --> 00:54:01,408 - He is not my girlfriend! - Then why did he kiss you? 561 00:54:01,491 --> 00:54:04,202 - Why aren't you backing out, Sideshow Bob? - What are you calling me? 562 00:54:04,286 --> 00:54:06,497 - Do you want to take this outside? - What is she doing here? 563 00:54:06,622 --> 00:54:10,501 - We are outside, Tex. - Alright alright. Everyone is calm. No one wants to fight. 564 00:54:10,584 --> 00:54:12,920 - Oh, take it! - Alright alright! Look. 565 00:54:13,003 --> 00:54:16,882 There must be something fair An unfavorable way to solve this. 566 00:54:17,007 --> 00:54:19,718 Okay, hover dudes, this is the rule. 567 00:54:19,801 --> 00:54:23,388 You line up at the starting point. When whistle is blown, you start your pass. 568 00:54:23,514 --> 00:54:26,392 You have to throw your beanbags to other hovercraft. 569 00:54:26,517 --> 00:54:29,603 After five times, the two crafts return to the starting point. 570 00:54:29,686 --> 00:54:34,482 The least of the other teams beanbags are the winners. You understand? 571 00:54:34,608 --> 00:54:38,612 - Luke, you don't need to do this! - Calm down, sugar. I know what I'm doing. 572 00:54:38,904 --> 00:54:41,490 It's like getting rid of a bull, 'except sand... 573 00:54:41,615 --> 00:54:44,409 and in the water then returns to the sand again. 574 00:54:44,493 --> 00:54:47,204 - Can you beat this clown? - Dude, of course. 575 00:54:47,287 --> 00:54:49,498 Opportunities for Justin are two to one, Luke pays ten to one... 576 00:54:49,623 --> 00:54:51,792 and of course, I get a 20% handling fee. 577 00:54:51,917 --> 00:54:54,420 Are you ready? 578 00:54:56,296 --> 00:54:58,507 Riders, ready? 579 00:55:00,217 --> 00:55:02,302 Aim dudes, leave! 580 00:55:08,517 --> 00:55:11,311 - Get away! - Whaddya have? 581 00:55:30,414 --> 00:55:32,791 Luke! Yes! 582 00:55:51,518 --> 00:55:53,186 Yes! Go, J! 583 00:56:06,617 --> 00:56:09,203 Help him! Help her.! 584 00:56:10,412 --> 00:56:12,414 Luke! 585 00:56:20,506 --> 00:56:22,717 Luke, can you hear me? 586 00:56:24,092 --> 00:56:26,303 You will be fine, Luke. 587 00:56:32,017 --> 00:56:35,812 I brought it gambling on hovercrafts- not so legal. 588 00:56:35,896 --> 00:56:38,982 No. Not too legal. 589 00:56:45,113 --> 00:56:47,991 - Hey - Hey So are you okay? 590 00:56:48,116 --> 00:56:49,618 - Yes I got five stitches, but I have to get well soon. - Good. 591 00:56:51,787 --> 00:56:54,999 - Now, what are you doing here? - Well, Lex called and told me you needed me. 592 00:56:55,082 --> 00:57:00,087 Alexa? Listen, I'm not sure who he is thinking, but, Luke, you and I are just friends. 593 00:57:00,212 --> 00:57:04,091 Can't we be friends who keep going dating together and, you know, playing games? 594 00:57:04,216 --> 00:57:06,593 I think more brother-sister-type friendship. 595 00:57:06,718 --> 00:57:09,095 So this won't work? 596 00:57:09,221 --> 00:57:11,306 No. 597 00:57:11,390 --> 00:57:16,687 - You really know how to hurt a man when he comes down. - Luke, these are five stitches. 598 00:57:18,188 --> 00:57:20,190 Still sick! 599 00:57:36,915 --> 00:57:39,084 Hi. 600 00:57:42,212 --> 00:57:44,214 Hi. 601 00:57:44,298 --> 00:57:47,009 People at Nikki Beach said you might be here. 602 00:57:47,092 --> 00:57:49,595 You got a new job. That's cool 603 00:57:49,720 --> 00:57:51,597 Yes. 604 00:57:51,722 --> 00:57:56,393 Five and a quarter hours, peel the beans from the plate and fill the urinals with ice. 605 00:57:56,518 --> 00:57:58,395 I live in that dream. 606 00:57:58,520 --> 00:58:01,314 Listen, I just want to apologize. 607 00:58:01,398 --> 00:58:05,193 - I feel bad about what happened. - Is it true? 608 00:58:05,319 --> 00:58:09,114 Yes I understand. I think we like each other. 609 00:58:11,200 --> 00:58:15,621 Look, Rich. What we both know is. This is fling spring-break. 610 00:58:15,704 --> 00:58:18,916 You know, in a few days You will go back to your friends... 611 00:58:18,999 --> 00:58:21,210 and tell everything your wild story. 612 00:58:21,418 --> 00:58:24,796 You will tell them about the man you chose, except you won't even remember his name. 613 00:58:24,922 --> 00:58:27,883 - But- - But some of us are at home, and guess what? 614 00:58:28,091 --> 00:58:30,510 We want more than life too. We need our work! 615 00:58:32,387 --> 00:58:36,099 So why don't you just do it all goodness and stay out of our lives? 616 00:58:45,817 --> 00:58:50,322 Come to the biggest, worst, wildest spring-break party. Please come. 617 00:58:50,405 --> 00:58:53,617 It's only five dollars coming in. I need money, and I'm not afraid to beg. 618 00:58:53,700 --> 00:58:55,785 Please. Come. 619 00:58:55,911 --> 00:58:58,914 This is your last chance to party until next year. 620 00:59:03,001 --> 00:59:04,920 Hey. 621 00:59:05,003 --> 00:59:07,088 Hey. Thank you for coming, Alexa. 622 00:59:07,214 --> 00:59:09,591 With pleasure. 623 00:59:09,716 --> 00:59:12,719 We need to talk about Kelly. How do you win it again? 624 00:59:12,803 --> 00:59:15,389 - You can't. - What? 625 00:59:15,514 --> 00:59:18,100 - Just forget him. - I do not understand. 626 00:59:18,183 --> 00:59:21,520 I mean, continue. What does Kelly offer you? 627 00:59:21,603 --> 00:59:26,483 There is nothing but lies and heartbreak. I mean, You deserve more than that - more. 628 00:59:26,608 --> 00:59:30,320 Someone like me. 629 00:59:32,322 --> 00:59:34,699 Listen, Alexa, I appreciate that, but I think you misunderstood me. 630 00:59:34,908 --> 00:59:37,285 Justin, I'm here for you. All of me. 631 00:59:46,211 --> 00:59:48,714 Alexa! What are you doing? 632 00:59:48,797 --> 00:59:51,883 You made a big mistake, Justin. 633 00:59:52,009 --> 00:59:54,386 Alright, add to my scoreboard. 634 00:59:54,511 --> 00:59:56,805 Do you know how many men will kill to be in your position? 635 00:59:56,889 --> 00:59:59,100 Do you think Kelly has what I have? 636 01:00:28,086 --> 01:00:30,589 Carlos, what do you do here? 637 01:00:31,882 --> 01:00:34,093 I came to apologize for everything. 638 01:00:34,301 --> 01:00:38,597 You don't need to apologize. I am the person who should think of my own business. 639 01:00:38,722 --> 01:00:41,600 Okay then. Continue. 640 01:00:41,808 --> 01:00:44,185 You're right. 641 01:00:46,021 --> 01:00:48,815 I have to stand for myself for a long time. 642 01:00:48,899 --> 01:00:53,821 You know, I just had all these buildings frustrated, and- and I took everything to you. 643 01:00:53,904 --> 01:00:56,698 Let me make it up to you. 644 01:00:56,782 --> 01:01:00,286 How do you want to join me for an eight-course dinner at a five-star restaurant? 645 01:01:00,410 --> 01:01:02,996 Carlos, you don't need to take me somewhere expensive to impress me. 646 01:01:03,121 --> 01:01:06,291 I know I know. Do you like adventure? 647 01:01:17,886 --> 01:01:20,514 Close your eyes. Adventure begins. 648 01:01:20,597 --> 01:01:23,016 - I can't see. - Come on. Wait! Wait. 649 01:01:23,100 --> 01:01:27,688 Turn on this road. It starts now. 650 01:01:31,400 --> 01:01:34,695 Did you do this for me? 651 01:01:34,820 --> 01:01:37,990 This is amazing. 652 01:01:38,115 --> 01:01:40,409 You deserve extraordinary. 653 01:01:42,619 --> 01:01:47,499 - Can we? - When do you have time to do this? 654 01:01:49,585 --> 01:01:54,715 Hey. Are you there. Want to ask for something to eat? I am a starvin. 655 01:01:54,798 --> 01:01:58,802 Yes. I imagine stabbing one Your best friend in the back takes lots of you. 656 01:01:59,094 --> 01:02:03,599 - What are you talking about? - Alexa, first of all, why did you invite Luke here? 657 01:02:03,682 --> 01:02:08,687 Good. I invited Luke here because I thought you were too deep with Justin. 658 01:02:08,812 --> 01:02:11,315 Alexa, I saw you with Justin today. 659 01:02:13,108 --> 01:02:16,695 Alright. I don't want to have to tell you this, but... 660 01:02:16,904 --> 01:02:19,407 - But what? -Justin called me. 661 01:02:19,489 --> 01:02:22,784 He said he needed to see me. He said it was important and didn't tell you. 662 01:02:22,910 --> 01:02:26,122 And then he said the only reason he saw you to be close to me. 663 01:02:26,205 --> 01:02:29,709 I told him that I was your best friend and I never betrayed you, and- 664 01:02:29,791 --> 01:02:32,919 and that's when he tried to kiss me. 665 01:02:33,003 --> 01:02:36,215 I don't want to tell you. I think we will all leave tomorrow... 666 01:02:36,298 --> 01:02:39,009 and nobody knows about that. 667 01:02:39,092 --> 01:02:41,303 Kelly, I'm very sorry. 668 01:02:43,514 --> 01:02:45,016 Wow. 669 01:02:45,098 --> 01:02:48,893 Exactly. Wow. 670 01:02:50,312 --> 01:02:52,689 I'm sorry. I do not know. 671 01:02:52,814 --> 01:02:57,319 You know, at least you found one thing. 672 01:02:57,402 --> 01:03:00,322 She's not good for you, Kelly. 673 01:03:13,585 --> 01:03:16,797 Excuse me. Are you Lizzie from the internet? 674 01:03:16,922 --> 01:03:18,799 Good. 675 01:03:19,883 --> 01:03:21,885 Excuse me. 676 01:03:23,011 --> 01:03:25,222 Do we meet online? 677 01:03:45,993 --> 01:03:48,621 Kelly! 678 01:03:51,206 --> 01:03:53,917 Hey! 679 01:03:54,001 --> 01:03:56,003 Kelly. 680 01:03:56,086 --> 01:03:58,005 Sorry, friend. 681 01:03:59,423 --> 01:04:01,216 Kelly! Uuh! Sorry. 682 01:04:04,219 --> 01:04:06,722 Kelly! Wait! Come on. Where are you going? We need to talk. 683 01:04:06,805 --> 01:04:10,100 - I don't have anything to say to you. - Why are you being like this? 684 01:04:10,184 --> 01:04:13,896 - What should I do be like after what you have done? - I haven't done anything yet. 685 01:04:14,021 --> 01:04:17,399 Alexa told me everything, Justin. He told me what you did. 686 01:04:17,482 --> 01:04:19,484 What did I do? 687 01:04:19,610 --> 01:04:22,488 You came to him! Or should I demonstrate it for you? 688 01:04:22,613 --> 01:04:27,118 This might be the same little show You wear it for me, except without a boat. 689 01:04:27,201 --> 01:04:30,621 I should have believed what everyone said about you in the first place. 690 01:04:30,704 --> 01:04:34,208 I mean everything I say. And I did not come to him. He came to me. 691 01:04:34,291 --> 01:04:37,920 - Really? Why did he do that? - To destroy us, Kelly! 692 01:04:38,003 --> 01:04:40,923 Listen, if anyone gets angry here, it should be me. 693 01:04:41,006 --> 01:04:43,884 You are hot and cold. First you blow I go, and then you leave these messages. 694 01:04:44,009 --> 01:04:47,304 - What's the message? - What message? 695 01:04:47,387 --> 01:04:51,016 That's exactly what I'm talking about. And you accuse me of being a player. 696 01:04:51,099 --> 01:04:55,020 Well, you're the one playing a game with me, Kelly. 697 01:04:56,897 --> 01:05:00,192 Do you know what? The game is over. 698 01:05:13,288 --> 01:05:15,582 Hey, I'm going to refill. Do you want to drink? 699 01:05:15,707 --> 01:05:18,084 - I will have it. - Well. Thank you. 700 01:05:25,384 --> 01:05:28,596 - Are you okay? - Yes 701 01:05:29,888 --> 01:05:31,807 No. 702 01:05:31,890 --> 01:05:34,101 - Let's go back to the hotel. - Oh, Lex. Your phone. 703 01:05:34,184 --> 01:05:38,188 Come on, all of you. Let's go. 704 01:05:46,405 --> 01:05:49,617 - What are you doing? - There is no'! 705 01:05:59,793 --> 01:06:01,920 How can you do this to me? 706 01:06:02,004 --> 01:06:04,590 I don't know. 707 01:06:05,799 --> 01:06:08,385 Ex, this is easy for you. 708 01:06:08,510 --> 01:06:13,098 I mean, you make people see who you really are, and I'm always jealous. 709 01:06:13,182 --> 01:06:17,186 I know I shouldn't. I mean, we've been friends for a long time, but... 710 01:06:17,519 --> 01:06:20,605 Rich has a man and you have Justin. 711 01:06:20,689 --> 01:06:22,816 I just feel like Miss Runner-up. 712 01:06:22,900 --> 01:06:27,822 You have to believe that I don't mean to hurt you. I promise. I'm just- 713 01:06:27,905 --> 01:06:30,616 I only think if I can Justin likes me, then... 714 01:06:30,699 --> 01:06:33,785 maybe I can as well as you. 715 01:06:34,912 --> 01:06:36,997 You are not like me, Alexa. 716 01:06:37,122 --> 01:06:39,416 I will not do that to a friend. 717 01:06:45,297 --> 01:06:47,299 Alright. Let's begin. 718 01:06:47,382 --> 01:06:49,384 - Let's go. - We just arrived here. 719 01:06:49,593 --> 01:06:51,595 - Let's just go. - Did I miss something? What? 720 01:06:51,720 --> 01:06:53,722 - Come on. - Rich. 721 01:09:17,282 --> 01:09:19,785 - Often here? -Justin! 722 01:09:19,910 --> 01:09:22,621 I think you will leave. 723 01:09:23,997 --> 01:09:26,583 me. Actually, I'm on the way to the airport. 724 01:09:26,708 --> 01:09:30,086 - What stops you? - I did it. 725 01:09:30,212 --> 01:09:33,716 T You think Are you already meddling enough? 726 01:09:33,799 --> 01:09:37,803 Kelly, I told Justin the truth about everything I did. 727 01:09:38,095 --> 01:09:41,599 I try as hard as possible to separate you. You keep coming back together... 728 01:09:41,682 --> 01:09:44,393 and I'm queen from conspiracy. 729 01:09:47,521 --> 01:09:51,900 This is fate. You two together. 730 01:09:51,984 --> 01:09:55,112 So now, in the whole universe... 731 01:09:55,195 --> 01:09:58,198 we are in the exact same place at the exact same time... 732 01:09:58,282 --> 01:10:02,286 - feel the exact same way about each other, right? - Yes. 733 01:10:02,494 --> 01:10:04,705 So how can you say is it not fate? 734 01:10:04,788 --> 01:10:06,790 - Stupid luck. - 735 01:10:06,915 --> 01:10:08,792 Whatever it is, feels great. 736 01:11:35,504 --> 01:11:38,716 Do you see how this works? I only need one last push, one last hooray. 737 01:11:38,799 --> 01:11:41,385 Go with a bang and not a whimper. Word up. 738 01:11:41,510 --> 01:11:43,303 - You remember to pay for food and drinks, right? - Oh, yes. 739 01:11:43,387 --> 01:11:44,722 - And Deejay? - Oh, yes. 740 01:11:44,888 --> 01:11:47,682 - And of course, I got half. - And I go right... 741 01:11:47,808 --> 01:11:50,185 one dollar. 742 01:11:52,813 --> 01:11:56,191 Hey, Greg. How about you girlfriend? Do you accept my advice? 743 01:11:56,316 --> 01:11:58,985 - We broke up. - What? 744 01:11:59,111 --> 01:12:03,115 He just wants to have fun, party, drink, clubbing. I want real commitment. 745 01:12:03,198 --> 01:12:05,992 I'm very sorry to hear that. I'm sure you will find someone special. 746 01:12:06,118 --> 01:12:08,495 Thank you, friend. 747 01:12:08,620 --> 01:12:10,622 Yes. 748 01:12:10,706 --> 01:12:13,209 I don't mean to eavesdrop, but it's really good. 749 01:12:13,292 --> 01:12:16,712 Oh Yes, you know, I'm kind of like a romance teacher. 750 01:12:16,920 --> 01:12:20,799 You might not want to hear my sad story, but I spent the whole spring break... 751 01:12:20,883 --> 01:12:23,010 looking for the man I met on the Internet. 752 01:12:23,093 --> 01:12:26,013 753 01:12:26,096 --> 01:12:29,600 754 01:12:41,320 --> 01:12:44,019 Put your hands in the air and stay away from the pina colada. 755 01:12:44,323 --> 01:12:46,784 What's more this time? I haven't solved anything yet. I have permission. 756 01:12:46,909 --> 01:12:51,789 What do you want with me? For God's love, I only have one... dollar. 757 01:12:51,914 --> 01:12:55,918 - Actually, all I want is a drink. - Whoa, you are beautiful. 758 01:12:56,293 --> 01:12:58,295 And I'm not on duty. 759 01:12:59,421 --> 01:13:01,506 So, do you still have the handcuffs? 760 01:13:01,590 --> 01:13:05,010 Listen, I know this isn't your scene, but we don't have to stay all the time. 761 01:13:05,093 --> 01:13:08,805 - Yo, wait. You haven't experienced spring break. - What are you talking about? 762 01:13:08,889 --> 01:13:11,683 - Now you will party with me. - Oh, alright, let's party. 763 01:13:11,808 --> 01:13:14,102 Well, let's go! 764 01:13:14,186 --> 01:13:16,313 So, you promised to do it out to Texas? 765 01:13:16,396 --> 01:13:18,607 Even if I have to take a hovercraft to get there, baby. 766 01:13:18,690 --> 01:13:23,320 Oh, come on, you two. Stop sassy all. It's spring. Let's party. Whoo! 767 01:13:27,616 --> 01:13:31,411 BR & J at home. 768 01:13:34,498 --> 01:13:36,792 And this is how we do it. 769 01:13:36,917 --> 01:13:39,211 This is how we do it for that. 770 01:13:40,420 --> 01:13:42,213 Come on. Let's party! 771 01:13:42,297 --> 01:13:44,591 - Partying here! - Partying here! 772 01:13:44,716 --> 01:13:46,718 - Partying here! - Partying here! 773 01:14:10,117 --> 01:14:11,493 - Yo, honey. - Come on!