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<b>[Dramatic score playing]</b>

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<b>MAN:</b> Time travel...

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Will turn your brain into
spaghetti if you let it.

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Best not to think about it.

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Best just to get on
with the job in hand,

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which is destroying the enemy
before they're even born

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and have a chance
to threaten us.

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We're expecting
any resistance to be light

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as the ancestors of our enemies
have yet to evolve any thumbs...

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Or indeed spines.

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But that does not change the fact
that they may one day evolve

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into a species that
may pose a threat to us.

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And for that reason we are gonna
rain down a fiery death upon them

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that will turn the surface of their
planet into a radioactive desert!

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Because we are
the planetary peace corps,

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and that is what we do!

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- <b>[Beeping]</b>
- Now...

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Are you nappy-wearing
motherfuckers ready

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to lock 'n' load and get it on?!

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<b>[Kids crying]</b>

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No no no no, shh.

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Look, it's not even
a real gun! Ooh ooh.

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- <b>[Alarm blaring]</b>
- Ooh. Look at all the lights!

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<b>[Kids screaming]</b>

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Shut up!

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Shut up!

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<b>[Screaming continues]</b>

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<b>[Ripping]</b>

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<b>[Screaming continues]</b>

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<b>[Children screaming excitedly]</b>

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<b>[Over P.A.]</b>
<b>MAN:</b> Due to technical difficulties,

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star ride is closed
until further notice.

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Due to technical difficulties,

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star ride is closed
until further notice.

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Two for one at dinoburger.

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Two for one at dinoburger.

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It doesn't even make any sense.
Why would we do this?

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Toby, don't start.

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Bye, love. All right, love,
two for one at dinoburger.

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We're encouraging people to eat
dinosaurs-- to eat us, you know?

41
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Why do we do that?

42
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We're not real dinosaurs.

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We should be dressed as cavemen.

44
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Tobe, why do you always do this?

45
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You were the same
on the bloody ghost train.

46
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That wasn't logical either.
Everyone knows

47
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werewolves and vampires
are natural enemies.

48
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There is no way they would
team up to attack a train.

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- Toby, stop thinking...
- Yeah--

50
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...and talking.

51
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Yeah, you're right, actually.

52
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We can't think that much

53
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because a dinosaur's brain is
only the size of a walnut.

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As far as talking goes, you
know, it's just like--

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<b>[growling]</b>

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Tobe, tobe, tobe, stop it.

57
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You wanna be careful you
don't get lost in the role.

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I heard of this one guy
over on the star ride

59
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actually thought
he was a space ranger--

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traumatized a load of kids.
They sacked him.

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Oh, hello, ray.

62
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Didn't see you there.

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Pete, tobe.

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- It was a crappy job, anyway.
- Yeah.

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- <b>BOY:</b> Loser.
- Says the man dressed as a dinosaur.

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<b>[Growls]</b>

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<b>[Pop music playing on radio]</b>

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So what are you gonna do?

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I don't know. I was thinking
about maybe moving back home,

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taking that job
at my uncle's place.

71
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Why would you wanna do that? We
can get you another job here.

72
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- Where?
- Barry burp's bubble ride.

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Get you a job there easy.
High turnover

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- 'cause of the chlorine in the eyes.
- Mmm, it is tempting,

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but there should be more to life
than dressing up as a bubble.

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Maybe it's time to get real.

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So...

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In an ideal world what
would be your perfect job?

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I don't know--
comics shop?

80
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Oh, come on.
Think bigger.

81
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Astronaut.

82
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Yeah, cool,

83
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but I mean your
absolute dream job.

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I mean, if there was
no limit at all.

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No limits?

86
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Well, it's obvious. It's
gotta be time lord.

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Oh, come to daddy.
Ooh, what's that,

88
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four minutes, 32?

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- That's bollocks. You led him on.
- What's this?

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It was a bet. He reckoned you
were gonna mention time travel

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- in under five minutes.
- You're making bets on me?!

92
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The day I get fired
you're making bets on me!

93
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He did.
I didn't want to.

94
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I do talk about other
things, you know?

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What?
Like Sci-Fi?

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Ahem.
How many times?

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It's not Sci-Fi, Pete.

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It's science fiction,
or s.F.,

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which can also stand
for speculative fiction.

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Jesus. You wonder why
you can't get laid.

101
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I can.

102
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I do.

103
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Some girls are
into science fiction.

104
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Yeah, you see,
that's your problem, ray.

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Your ideal girl is you...

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- With tits.
- <b>[Both laughing]</b>

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In fact, your ideal
girl is him...

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- With tits.
- I object to that.

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- <b>RAY:</b> Now that was a shit film.
- <b>TOBY:</b> Yeah.

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<b>RAY:</b> Someone should write a
letter and complain, eh?

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"Dear Hollywood,
you're shit."

112
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I mean, how hard can it be to
make a film that doesn't suck?

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I've got millions
of great ideas.

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- Like what?
- What?

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Oh, come on, I wanna hear
one of your great ideas.

116
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Okay.

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Right.

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Prepare to be amazed.

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"Ninja yodeler."

120
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Are you just like saying
random words, tobe?

121
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No-- yodeler by day,
ninja by night, you see?

122
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Oh, yeah, because the other way
around would be really stupous.

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Stupid.

124
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No, you've got ninjas
who are really quiet, yeah?

125
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Yodelers-- really loud! There's
the conflict for the character--

126
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torn between two roles.

127
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He's really thought about this.

128
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Okay, all right, cool. You know the
way that sometimes you come up

129
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with a really shit idea,
like, on purpose,

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- to try and test us out?
- Yeah?

131
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Is this one?

132
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Yeah, you got me.

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<b>[Ray laughs]</b>

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- Nearly had you, though.
- Had him.

135
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Yeah.
"Ninja yodeler"?

136
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"Ninja yodeler."
<b>[Laughs]</b>

137
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How's your real script going?

138
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Uh, I'm doing most
of the work up here, really.

139
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Besides, every writer
needs to get out

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in the real world,

141
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have some experiences-- fresh
ones-- to enrich his work.

142
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Really?

143
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I thought a writer needed
to stay in and write.

144
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Yeah, it's the eternal
enigma of creativity.

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We should discuss it in the pub.

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- Give me that.
- Oi! Oh, you thieving git!

147
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I said that!

148
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Come on, all great
writers steal.

149
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Oh, ray said that!

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Give it to me.
Give me my book.

151
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Come on.

152
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<b>[Sighs]</b>

153
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You'll see.
One day, I'll be famous

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and then you'll be sorry.

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- <b>[Pop rock music playing]</b>
- <b>TOBY:</b> "Dear Hollywood,

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please stop making
so many crappy movies.

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Here are a few tips
to help you out:

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One, story is king--

159
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always has been,
always will be."

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This is eating
into our drinking time.

161
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Okay. "Remakes:
Jude law...

162
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<b>[Mimics trumpet]</b>
...Han shot first,

163
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more 'firefly'
and/or 'Serenity.'

164
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the end."

165
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Well, that's Hollywood sorted.

166
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Shall we move on
to the middle east?

167
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- The pen's running out.
- Oh. Always the way.

168
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- <b>[Coughs]</b> Nerds.
- Hey.

169
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Didn't we all agree to
stop using the n-word?

170
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- Didn't we?
- I don't remember.

171
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"Nerd" is the word
they use to keep us down.

172
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You should use the term...

173
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- "Imagineer."
- Yeah.

174
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<b>[Laughs]</b>

175
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That's the nerdiest thing
I've ever heard.

176
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You are just threatened.

177
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You're threatened because you
don't understand our world.

178
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What's there to understand?
I saw one "Star Trek" film.

179
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- I hated it and never looked back.
- Really? Which one?

180
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The first one
with the big gold robot

181
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and the little fat mailer.

182
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You mean "star wars," don't you?

183
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Do I? Aren't they
the same thing?

184
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No. No, they're not.

185
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- He knows.
- <b>PETE:</b> How would I know?

186
00:11:03,463 --> 00:11:05,398
I'm not a nerd

187
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or even an imagineer.

188
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- Better.
- I'm glad you're happy.

189
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- Whose round is it?
- <b>[Hisses]</b>

190
00:11:12,639 --> 00:11:15,242
- Nuh-uh.
- I got the last round.

191
00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:16,609
Yeah, I got the biscuits
from the garage.

192
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I paid for you to get
into scandals that time.

193
00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:19,713
<b>TOBY:</b> I paid
for the cloakroom.

194
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I bought tea bags around
when you ran out.

195
00:11:21,581 --> 00:11:23,650
I lent you my coat.

196
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The snug's less busy.

197
00:11:25,986 --> 00:11:28,155
<b>TOBY:</b> Can you get
me some crisps?

198
00:11:29,456 --> 00:11:31,458
Thanks.

199
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He could be wearing
stealth lederhosen.

200
00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:41,234
Jesus, you took your time.

201
00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:43,003
- Yes, I did.
- I'll get the next round.

202
00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:45,338
Well done, I was impressed.

203
00:11:47,174 --> 00:11:49,276
- What?
- It's a lot of effort to go to.

204
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I mean, I'm uh--

205
00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:53,814
- I'm rather touched.
- What are you talking about?

206
00:11:53,847 --> 00:11:56,549
Cassie...
Next door--

207
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she fed me her little story.

208
00:11:59,019 --> 00:12:01,054
- Cassie?
- The girl in the snug.

209
00:12:01,088 --> 00:12:05,092
Come on, guys-- fit, funny,
dodgy American accent.

210
00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:07,327
- You set it up.
- Just now?

211
00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:09,229
Yeah.

212
00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:11,664
Look, whatever. I just
wanna say thank you,

213
00:12:11,698 --> 00:12:14,534
'cause I think I might actually
be in with a little chance there.

214
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,369
Ooh, I could see why you'd
think it would be a wind-up.

215
00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:19,306
- You wanna hear what happened or not?
- Absolutely.

216
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Go on, make her
double-jointed.

217
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:24,077
<b>TOBY:</b> Ignore him. Come
on, I wanna hear it.

218
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Okay.

219
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<b>[Disco music playing]</b>

220
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<b>CASSIE:</b>
Hello, ray.

221
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- Hello.
- Hi.

222
00:12:35,789 --> 00:12:38,758
I-- I'm sorry.
Do I know you?

223
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I'm Cassie.

224
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- Ooh.
- You don't know me,

225
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but I know you very well--
at least, uh,

226
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I feel like I do.
<b>[Chuckles]</b>

227
00:12:47,868 --> 00:12:50,403
I've read all about you.

228
00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:52,739
- All about me?
- Yeah.

229
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:56,309
I guess from your perspective those
books haven't been written yet,

230
00:12:56,343 --> 00:12:59,046
- but, uh--
- haven't been written yet,

231
00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:00,914
like from the future?

232
00:13:00,948 --> 00:13:02,282
Exactly.

233
00:13:03,683 --> 00:13:06,386
Ah.

234
00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:09,222
Ah, I see.
You're a time traveler.

235
00:13:09,256 --> 00:13:10,557
Bingo. Yes!

236
00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:13,726
I didn't say I believed her.

237
00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:16,429
- You have invented a girlfriend, haven't you?
- I have not.

238
00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:19,032
Time-traveling hottie
visits time-travel fan.

239
00:13:19,066 --> 00:13:20,567
It's not a bad idea.

240
00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:22,035
How far back in time
have you come?

241
00:13:22,069 --> 00:13:24,037
150 years.

242
00:13:24,071 --> 00:13:26,039
And where is your, uh--
where's your time machine?

243
00:13:26,073 --> 00:13:27,407
Inside me.

244
00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:29,442
Oh! That's handy.

245
00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:32,880
Is it like, uh, a little pill?

246
00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:35,548
Uh, no. It's been
hardwired into my bones,

247
00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:37,951
which have been replaced
with a polymer composite.

248
00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:40,954
So it's flexible,
but very standard-issue.

249
00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:42,422
Are you a...

250
00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:45,558
<b>[High-pitched]</b>
Space lady? Hello.

251
00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:48,061
Nanoo.
Phone home.

252
00:13:48,095 --> 00:13:51,731
No. No, I repair
time leaks.

253
00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:54,401
- Sounds exciting.
- <b>[Laughs]</b> No.

254
00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:56,603
No, it's not, really.

255
00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:58,271
It's quite dull.

256
00:13:58,305 --> 00:14:00,173
This is the only
perk of the job.

257
00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:01,574
What is?

258
00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:04,011
Meeting famous people
from history.

259
00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:06,013
Me?

260
00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:08,348
I've read that you'd be
in here on this day,

261
00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:10,017
and, oh...
<b>[Laughs]</b>

262
00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:13,686
I just couldn't pass up a chance
of meeting ray the great.

263
00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:15,923
It's what she said.

264
00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:18,258
- "Ray the great."
- <b>[Laughing]</b>

265
00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:19,526
Shut up.

266
00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:23,630
So what other famous
people like me...

267
00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:25,498
Have you met?
Have you met Einstein?

268
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:28,201
Or Elvis?
Have you met Elvis?

269
00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:31,271
You know what you should do? You
should go back and kill Hitler.

270
00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:33,540
- That's a classic.
- That's also a time crime.

271
00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:35,608
You're no fun.

272
00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:39,312
Yeah, we call it editing-- trying
to erase people from history.

273
00:14:39,346 --> 00:14:41,381
- Like Hitler.
- Yeah, like Hitler,

274
00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:45,618
but a lot of the time it's more
of a personal taste thing.

275
00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:48,121
Like... Paris Hilton.

276
00:14:48,155 --> 00:14:50,557
- Who?
- Brilliant.

277
00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:52,259
Oh. Well, um...

278
00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:54,661
Yeah, they try
to erase them from history

279
00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:57,564
just because they don't like them
or they don't like their songs

280
00:14:57,597 --> 00:14:59,232
or their films or whatever.

281
00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:02,069
They are totally psychotic, ray.

282
00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:04,972
There's even one bunch of editors
who will try to kill artists

283
00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:08,175
- immediately after their greatest works.
- I don't get it.

284
00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:10,944
Well, it's to avoid
a decline in quality.

285
00:15:10,978 --> 00:15:14,347
It'd be like killing, say...

286
00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:16,883
Kevin costner right after
"dances with wolves."

287
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,352
- You could do Morrissey--
- after the smiths?

288
00:15:19,386 --> 00:15:21,921
No, just generally.

289
00:15:21,955 --> 00:15:23,523
George Lucas
after "jedi."

290
00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:25,258
Oh, "empire" surely.

291
00:15:25,292 --> 00:15:27,394
Nuh-uh, you'd miss
the ewok battle.

292
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:30,563
- Who cares?
- I care.

293
00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:33,233
<b>RAY:</b> Let's see how good
your research really is.

294
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,602
What is--
ahem--

295
00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:37,837
the grandfather paradox?

296
00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:39,772
I--
<b>[Laughs]</b>

297
00:15:39,806 --> 00:15:41,774
I've gotta be honest
with you, ray.

298
00:15:41,808 --> 00:15:44,377
I didn't exactly
finish the manual.

299
00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:48,215
It was like a brick. I'm more of a
quick-start-pamphlet kind of girl.

300
00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:51,784
Yes, sure. I mean, hey,
who's got the time?

301
00:15:51,818 --> 00:15:53,786
It's only history
we're messing with.

302
00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:55,822
Look, I'm not totally stupid.

303
00:15:55,855 --> 00:15:59,226
I mean, I can safely talk to
you because everyone knows

304
00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:01,128
that you are obsessed
with time travel.

305
00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:03,430
- So?
- So...

306
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,565
No one will believe you when
you tell them about this.

307
00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:08,901
Very clever, ray.
Double bluff.

308
00:16:08,935 --> 00:16:12,405
- I still don't believe you.
- What about chaos theory?

309
00:16:12,439 --> 00:16:14,207
You do know about
chaos theory, right?

310
00:16:14,241 --> 00:16:16,409
<b>[Chuckles]</b>
Yes, of course!

311
00:16:16,443 --> 00:16:18,278
Chaos theory is the idea

312
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:22,115
that all actions
have consequences.

313
00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:26,753
When you take that
quantumly--

314
00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:28,855
okay, um,

315
00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:31,358
a bit of advice: When you are
talking about this stuff,

316
00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:34,261
it might be a good idea to speak
with a bit more confidence about it.

317
00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:36,296
Okay.
Well, I will.

318
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,465
I'll bear that in mind.
Thank you.

319
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:41,668
Chaos theory is basically the idea that
tiny things can have huge consequences.

320
00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:43,736
So because you delayed me
from going through there,

321
00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:46,506
all the little things that I was going
to do have been delayed subsequently.

322
00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:48,141
And that has
a knock-on effect,

323
00:16:48,175 --> 00:16:50,277
which can totally change
the future.

324
00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:54,081
So-- so, wait. That means you're going
to drink your pint a little bit later,

325
00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:58,017
which means you're going to go to
the bathroom a little bit later.

326
00:16:58,051 --> 00:17:00,220
My god, ray, you're right!

327
00:17:00,253 --> 00:17:04,157
- That's terrible! We're all doomed.
- <b>[Sniggers]</b>

328
00:17:07,294 --> 00:17:10,863
Do you have any idea how rare it is to
find a girl who's into science fiction

329
00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:12,799
who doesn't have
everything pierced?

330
00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:15,135
How do you know I haven't?

331
00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:17,170
<b>[Sniggers]</b>

332
00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:20,173
Listen, you should
come through, join us.

333
00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:22,542
I'll tell the guys
what a good job you did.

334
00:17:22,575 --> 00:17:24,477
Have they paid you yet?
I could get you a tip.

335
00:17:24,511 --> 00:17:27,480
Not in a stripper kind of way,
because you're not a stripper,

336
00:17:27,514 --> 00:17:29,482
obviously. Not that you
wouldn't make a good one--

337
00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:32,419
you'd make a fine one. I'm
sure you'd look great naked.

338
00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:35,522
Well put.

339
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:39,859
No, thank you. I-i
have to go, actually.

340
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:42,629
Oh, no.
Oh, what's the rush?

341
00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:44,831
Look, I've got a time leak
to find, remember?

342
00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:47,734
Of course.

343
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:51,204
Okay, um, well, I'll...

344
00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:52,905
See you later, then.

345
00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:55,975
Hey, in the future, maybe.

346
00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:57,910
Yeah. Maybe.

347
00:17:57,944 --> 00:17:59,679
- Could you...
- Oh, yeah.

348
00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:01,714
- I'm sorry.
- <b>[Chuckles]</b>

349
00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,250
Thank...

350
00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:08,321
Bye, ray.

351
00:18:08,355 --> 00:18:09,822
Bye.

352
00:18:09,856 --> 00:18:13,126
Not bad, not bad at all.

353
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:16,996
Can't really say I'm buying the
time-traveling-skeleton thing--

354
00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:18,565
a bit too "Terminator."

355
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:21,468
- No, but I like sexy time-traveler.
- Mmm.

356
00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:23,370
- How does it end?
- I don't know

357
00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:25,538
'cause I'm not making it up.
She was real.

358
00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:27,407
I know what it is.

359
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:30,610
You know how you can pay a prostitute
to act things out for you?

360
00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:32,545
No, I don't.

361
00:18:32,579 --> 00:18:35,815
Someone who knows ray really well has
treated him to a time-traveling hooker.

362
00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:37,417
- She was nice.
- <b>[Sniggers]</b>

363
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,619
And you didn't even
sleep with her.

364
00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:41,921
That was probably
in with the price.

365
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,590
She wasn't a prostitute.

366
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,592
You should have slept with her.
You know why?

367
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,827
- Why?
- 'Cause she'd have probably shagged you

368
00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:49,762
into the middle
of the next week.

369
00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:55,502
Ay. Ay.
Come on.

370
00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:57,770
Come on.
Thank you, thank you.

371
00:18:57,804 --> 00:19:00,072
My name's Pete and
I will be here all week.

372
00:19:00,106 --> 00:19:02,442
Down those. We'll catch last
orders at the king's head.

373
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:04,477
I'm gonna take a leak.

374
00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:06,579
<b>["Total eclipse of the heart"
playing on jukebox]</b>

375
00:19:06,613 --> 00:19:08,348
Oh, because of the future thing.

376
00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:10,049
- Mmm.
- Ah.

377
00:19:11,184 --> 00:19:15,855
<i>♪ and I need you
now tonight ♪</i>

378
00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:19,659
<i>♪ and I need you
more than ever ♪</i>

379
00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:22,929
<i>♪ and if you'll only
hold me tight ♪</i>

380
00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:26,165
<i>♪ we'll be holding on
forever ♪</i>

381
00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:30,036
- <i>♪ and we'll only be making it right ♪</i>
- <b>[Splashing]</b>

382
00:19:30,069 --> 00:19:32,739
<i>♪ 'cause we'll never be
wrong together ♪</i>

383
00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:35,342
<i>♪ we can take it
to the end of the line ♪</i>

384
00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:37,610
<i>♪ your love is
like a shadow on me ♪</i>

385
00:19:37,644 --> 00:19:40,980
- <i>♪ all of the time
- <b>[Zipper zings]</b>

386
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:44,984
<i>♪ I don't know what to do
and I'm always in the dark ♪</i>

387
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:48,955
<i>♪ we're living in a powder
keg and giving off sparks ♪</i>

388
00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:52,191
<i>♪ I really
need you tonight ♪</i>

389
00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:55,862
<i>♪ forever's gonna
start tonight ♪</i>

390
00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:58,865
<i>♪ forever's
gonna start tonight ♪</i>

391
00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:02,469
<i>♪ once upon a time
I was falling in love ♪</i>

392
00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:06,673
<i>♪ but now I'm only
falling apart ♪</i>

393
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:09,276
<i>♪ there's nothing
I can say ♪</i>

394
00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:11,778
<i>♪ a total eclipse
of the heart... ♪</i>

395
00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:13,813
<b>[buzzes]</b>

396
00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:21,821
<i>♪ now I'm
only falling apart ♪</i>

397
00:20:21,854 --> 00:20:23,756
<i>♪ nothing I can say

398
00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:26,859
<i>♪ a total eclipse
of the heart... ♪</i>

399
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:30,330
<i>♪ run for the sun,
little one ♪</i>

400
00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:34,501
<i>♪ you're an outlaw
once again, time to change ♪</i>

401
00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:40,106
<i>♪ superman will be
with us while he can... ♪</i>

402
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:03,763
<b>PETE:</b>
Oh my god!

403
00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:09,068
It's me.

404
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:11,270
<b>[Glass shatters]</b>

405
00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:15,442
<b>[Panting]</b>

406
00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:51,544
<b>[People chatting]</b>

407
00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:06,993
<i>♪ forever is gonna
start tonight ♪</i>

408
00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:09,662
<i>♪ forever is gonna
start tonight ♪</i>

409
00:22:09,696 --> 00:22:12,732
<i>♪ once upon a time
I was falling in love ♪</i>

410
00:22:12,765 --> 00:22:16,769
<i>♪ now I'm only
falling apart... ♪</i>

411
00:22:18,371 --> 00:22:20,407
<i>♪ there's nothing
I can say ♪</i>

412
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:25,378
<i>♪ a total eclipse
of the heart... ♪</i>

413
00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:32,719
<i>♪ a total eclipse
of the heart... ♪</i>

414
00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:36,856
are we off then?

415
00:22:36,889 --> 00:22:39,826
Oh, shit. I will see your
time-traveling hottie

416
00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:41,828
and raise you
a pub full of dead bodies.

417
00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:44,697
Is that piss on your jeans?

418
00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:48,635
No...

419
00:22:48,668 --> 00:22:50,870
Not all of it.

420
00:22:50,903 --> 00:22:52,472
Bollocks.

421
00:22:52,505 --> 00:22:54,874
Couldn't this be that leak that
your woman was looking for?

422
00:22:54,907 --> 00:22:56,409
So you believe me now, do you?

423
00:22:56,443 --> 00:22:57,810
I still don't, for the record.

424
00:22:57,844 --> 00:23:00,379
After all I've just seen,
I'll believe anything.

425
00:23:00,413 --> 00:23:02,649
Guys, I just saw
my own dead face.

426
00:23:02,682 --> 00:23:05,284
Ooh.

427
00:23:05,317 --> 00:23:07,487
Go in yourself.
You'll see.

428
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:10,056
I don't know.
First a future woman,

429
00:23:10,089 --> 00:23:11,758
and now this.
It's--

430
00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:14,794
it's like a time-travel
murder mystery.

431
00:23:14,827 --> 00:23:16,763
- You guys--
- it's not me!

432
00:23:16,796 --> 00:23:18,998
- Yeah.
- Are you winding us up?

433
00:23:19,031 --> 00:23:20,533
No!

434
00:23:20,567 --> 00:23:23,770
Look, something very bad
is gonna happen.

435
00:23:23,803 --> 00:23:26,305
I've just had a premonition
of my own death.

436
00:23:26,338 --> 00:23:28,808
Then why don't you just leave?
If you're so spooked,

437
00:23:28,841 --> 00:23:31,377
why don't you just run away?
Go home.

438
00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:33,179
- Right.
- <b>PETE:</b> Because it's not tonight.

439
00:23:33,212 --> 00:23:36,148
The other me-- the dead
me-- he had a beard.

440
00:23:36,182 --> 00:23:40,252
Oh, I see, a little beard.

441
00:23:40,286 --> 00:23:42,522
A tenner says something
happens when you go in.

442
00:23:42,555 --> 00:23:45,758
Another bet. What little trick have
you got up your sleeve, right, petey?

443
00:23:45,792 --> 00:23:47,727
Oh, this is great.
This is--

444
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,161
come on, let's all go.

445
00:23:49,195 --> 00:23:51,397
No chance,
I'm staying right here.

446
00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:53,766
Well, get my money ready.

447
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:55,468
- Come on.
- Are we gonna go in?

448
00:23:55,502 --> 00:23:58,104
Oh, brilliant.

449
00:24:08,347 --> 00:24:12,251
- <b>MAN:</b> Are those two dead?
- What? What do you mean?

450
00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:15,454
Are those two dead?

451
00:24:17,156 --> 00:24:20,226
Oh. No, not yet.

452
00:24:22,562 --> 00:24:25,264
<b>[Screams, laughs]</b>

453
00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:27,266
Pack it in.

454
00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:29,401
Hello, petey.
Change your mind?

455
00:24:29,435 --> 00:24:31,938
No, I'm just gonna
watch from here.

456
00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:35,274
Ugh, it certainly
smells like someone died.

457
00:24:35,307 --> 00:24:37,577
Shit shit shit, what the
fuck are you doing?

458
00:24:37,610 --> 00:24:39,612
If you've got anything planned,
you're gonna get it too.

459
00:24:39,646 --> 00:24:42,181
I haven't got anything planned.
Will you let me out, please?!

460
00:24:42,214 --> 00:24:44,216
- No!
- Oh shit.

461
00:24:44,250 --> 00:24:45,885
I'm in again.
Oh shit!

462
00:24:45,918 --> 00:24:48,821
- Ray, check the loos.
- What?

463
00:24:48,855 --> 00:24:51,090
Probably got some bloke
in a "scream" mask.

464
00:24:51,123 --> 00:24:54,661
<b>[Laughs]</b>
Or something even more brilliant.

465
00:24:58,497 --> 00:25:00,332
Ooh, it really does
stink in here.

466
00:25:00,366 --> 00:25:03,069
- You might as well just pay me now.
- Ooh, look at this.

467
00:25:03,102 --> 00:25:04,804
It's like a dungy,
zooey kind of a--

468
00:25:04,837 --> 00:25:06,673
it's Pete's bullshit
you can smell.

469
00:25:06,706 --> 00:25:10,643
Listen!
This isn't a wind-up.

470
00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:15,114
Do you really wanna
see the future?

471
00:25:15,147 --> 00:25:17,116
<b>[Whispers]</b>
I'd love to.

472
00:25:17,149 --> 00:25:18,484
<b>[Whispers]</b>
Okay.

473
00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:20,452
You've got to do
exactly what I did.

474
00:25:20,486 --> 00:25:22,955
What do you mean?

475
00:25:22,989 --> 00:25:25,958
<b>ALL:</b> <i>♪ and if you'll
only hold me tight ♪</i>

476
00:25:25,992 --> 00:25:27,493
<i>♪ we'll be
holding on forever... ♪</i>

477
00:25:27,526 --> 00:25:29,028
I can't believe I'm doing this.

478
00:25:29,061 --> 00:25:30,730
I feel like I'm doing the conga

479
00:25:30,763 --> 00:25:33,365
- at a really shit party.
- <i>♪ and we'll never be...

480
00:25:33,399 --> 00:25:35,334
Oh, is this really
necessary, the--

481
00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:37,870
I don't know, it might-- don't look!
I can't do it if you look.

482
00:25:37,904 --> 00:25:39,806
I wasn't.
I wasn't.

483
00:25:39,839 --> 00:25:43,142
<i>♪ together we can make it
to the end of the line ♪</i>

484
00:25:43,175 --> 00:25:47,179
<i>♪ your love is like a shadow
on me all of the time... ♪</i>

485
00:25:47,213 --> 00:25:49,348
- right, hold on.
- <b>TOBY:</b> What?

486
00:25:49,381 --> 00:25:51,217
<b>TOBY:</b> There must be easier
ways to make money.

487
00:25:53,586 --> 00:25:55,822
It's a science experiment.

488
00:25:55,855 --> 00:25:57,657
- Mm-hmm.
- <b>[Zipper zings]</b>

489
00:25:59,291 --> 00:26:00,827
<b>[Sighs]</b>
Hold on tight for this bit.

490
00:26:00,860 --> 00:26:04,997
<i>♪ I don't know what to do,
I'm always in the dark ♪</i>

491
00:26:05,031 --> 00:26:08,167
<i>♪ we're living in a powder keg
and giving off sparks... ♪</i>

492
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:09,736
wait a minute,
here's an idea--

493
00:26:09,769 --> 00:26:12,238
instead of a time machine that
runs on karaoke and urine,

494
00:26:12,271 --> 00:26:14,206
maybe they could have
one with a dial on,

495
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:16,208
you know, with dates on it...

496
00:26:16,242 --> 00:26:18,044
Something crazy like that.

497
00:26:18,077 --> 00:26:21,047
- <i>♪ I really need you tonight... ♪</i>
- oh, thanks.

498
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:24,316
<i>♪ forever's
gonna start tonight ♪</i>

499
00:26:24,350 --> 00:26:26,185
- <i>♪ forever's gonna start to... ♪</i>
- <b>[Slurring]</b>

500
00:26:26,218 --> 00:26:29,521
<i>♪ once upon a time
I was falling in love ♪</i>

501
00:26:29,555 --> 00:26:31,858
- <i>♪ now I'm only falling apart... ♪</i>
- <b>[Metal clanks]</b>

502
00:26:31,891 --> 00:26:33,860
<b>TOBY:</b> Do you really do this
every time you take a piss?

503
00:26:33,893 --> 00:26:36,595
- A tenner says something happens.
- Yeah.

504
00:26:36,629 --> 00:26:38,564
It's got to be
something definite,

505
00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:41,567
like say, a pub full
of dead people--

506
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:44,236
not just some bollocks
weirdy feeling.

507
00:26:44,270 --> 00:26:46,338
<b>[Whispers]</b>
Okay.

508
00:26:47,807 --> 00:26:49,876
<i>♪ nothing I can say

509
00:26:49,909 --> 00:26:53,946
- <i>♪ a total eclipse of the heart. ♪</i>
- <b>[Buzzes]</b>

510
00:26:59,686 --> 00:27:01,888
<b>[People chatting]</b>

511
00:27:01,921 --> 00:27:04,090
- What's that I can hear?
- Wait.

512
00:27:04,123 --> 00:27:06,993
Oh, come on. What are
they, the talki dead?

513
00:27:11,297 --> 00:27:14,100
<b>[Sniggers]</b>

514
00:27:17,169 --> 00:27:20,206
- <b>[All murmuring]</b>
- <b>[Toby gasps]</b>

515
00:27:20,239 --> 00:27:24,310
Oh my god,
everyone's still alive.

516
00:27:27,046 --> 00:27:30,917
I don't know what happened
out there, but I feel dirty.

517
00:27:30,950 --> 00:27:33,519
Gonna get some peanuts now.

518
00:27:33,552 --> 00:27:35,387
- <b>TOBY:</b> Pay up! What?
- We didn't shake hands.

519
00:27:35,421 --> 00:27:38,157
- What, are you 12?
- Look, I swear to you,

520
00:27:38,190 --> 00:27:41,360
- I saw myself right here.
- <b>TOBY:</b> "Story is king--

521
00:27:41,393 --> 00:27:43,395
always has been,
always will be."

522
00:27:43,429 --> 00:27:46,899
<b>PETE:</b> This is eating
into our drinking time.

523
00:27:49,201 --> 00:27:51,270
<b>[Grunts]</b>
Hi.

524
00:27:51,303 --> 00:27:53,505
- Someone's got our seats, ray.
- Have they? Oh!

525
00:27:53,539 --> 00:27:56,943
- Our stuff's over there.
- Yeah, they looked a bit familiar, didn't they, Pete?

526
00:27:56,976 --> 00:27:59,578
- Just a bit.
- Probably some spare seats in the snug.

527
00:27:59,611 --> 00:28:01,180
That's not really
the problem, ray.

528
00:28:01,213 --> 00:28:04,316
- Then what's the problem?
- I think you better go look.

529
00:28:07,954 --> 00:28:10,522
<b>RAY:</b> Shall we move on
to the middle east?

530
00:28:10,556 --> 00:28:13,025
- The pen's running out.
- Oh. Always the way.

531
00:28:13,059 --> 00:28:15,161
- <b>[Coughs]</b> Nerds.
- Hey!

532
00:28:15,194 --> 00:28:18,264
Didn't we all agree to
stop using the n-word?

533
00:28:18,297 --> 00:28:21,300
- Didn't we?
- <b>PETE:</b> I don't remember.

534
00:28:21,333 --> 00:28:23,535
<b>TOBY:</b> "Nerd" is the word
they use to keep us down.

535
00:28:23,569 --> 00:28:26,773
<b>RAY:</b> You should use the term...

536
00:28:26,806 --> 00:28:29,208
"Imagineer."

537
00:28:31,778 --> 00:28:34,680
Should we get the
fuck out of here?

538
00:28:34,713 --> 00:28:36,182
So what do we do now, ray?

539
00:28:36,215 --> 00:28:38,684
- What?
- This is your thing.

540
00:28:38,717 --> 00:28:41,020
This is not my thing. No, my
thing is sitting on my ass

541
00:28:41,053 --> 00:28:43,489
reading books about this shit,
not actually being in it.

542
00:28:43,522 --> 00:28:46,492
What about the rules? There's always
rules in these things, isn't there?

543
00:28:46,525 --> 00:28:48,895
Yeah, but it depends
who you read.

544
00:28:48,928 --> 00:28:51,730
- Well, even I know some rules.
- Like what?

545
00:28:51,764 --> 00:28:53,966
Like-- like you can't
tread on any butterflies.

546
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,068
- What?!
- Not just butterflies-- anything.

547
00:28:56,102 --> 00:28:57,804
You can't kill
anything in the past

548
00:28:57,837 --> 00:29:00,239
because it wipes out all its
descendants in the future

549
00:29:00,272 --> 00:29:03,309
and you could end up wiping
out the whole human race.

550
00:29:03,342 --> 00:29:05,812
- Eh.
- Don't sleep with anyone. It always ends up being

551
00:29:05,845 --> 00:29:08,180
- your mom or your gran.
- Oh, that's just sick.

552
00:29:08,214 --> 00:29:10,382
Ray, it's still tonight. We
haven't gone back to the blitz.

553
00:29:10,416 --> 00:29:12,985
- You asked for rules. I'm giving you rules.
- Okay, don't kill anything,

554
00:29:13,019 --> 00:29:15,487
don't fuck anything.
What else?

555
00:29:15,521 --> 00:29:17,623
- Don't touch yourself.
- I'll be honest with you,

556
00:29:17,656 --> 00:29:19,525
my mind's on other
things right now.

557
00:29:19,558 --> 00:29:21,660
No, I mean, don't touch
the other us.

558
00:29:21,693 --> 00:29:24,864
We can't bump into
or speak to the earlier us.

559
00:29:24,897 --> 00:29:27,900
Why? Can't we just warn them
not to go into the bog?

560
00:29:27,934 --> 00:29:30,702
No! No. You can't do that because
that would cause a paradox.

561
00:29:30,736 --> 00:29:32,738
- A what?
- If they don't go into the bogs,

562
00:29:32,771 --> 00:29:35,607
then they don't go back in time. And
if that doesn't happen, then...

563
00:29:35,641 --> 00:29:37,343
We cease to exist.
<b>[Sighs]</b>

564
00:29:37,376 --> 00:29:39,411
It's a variant
of the grandfather paradox.

565
00:29:39,445 --> 00:29:41,747
I fucking
hate Sci-Fi.

566
00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:43,782
Science fiction.

567
00:29:43,816 --> 00:29:45,885
- So we go back into the toilets.
- No!

568
00:29:45,918 --> 00:29:47,586
- We can't do that.
- No, that could take us anywhere.

569
00:29:47,619 --> 00:29:50,222
Yeah, but last time it took him
right back to where he started,

570
00:29:50,256 --> 00:29:52,058
- didn't it?
- Yeah, but it also took me

571
00:29:52,091 --> 00:29:53,725
- to a room full of dead bodies.
- See?

572
00:29:53,759 --> 00:29:55,261
He's right.
It's not predictable.

573
00:29:55,294 --> 00:29:58,030
So where does that
leave us, ray?

574
00:29:58,064 --> 00:30:00,166
I think I've got an idea.

575
00:30:02,101 --> 00:30:04,937
- <b>PETE:</b> Hiding in a cupboard?
- <b>RAY:</b> Yeah.

576
00:30:04,971 --> 00:30:07,606
- <b>PETE:</b> And that's gonna stop me being dead?
- <b>RAY:</b> Look, it's simple--

577
00:30:07,639 --> 00:30:10,042
we wait for the earlier
us to go into the loos

578
00:30:10,076 --> 00:30:11,743
and disappear into the past.

579
00:30:11,777 --> 00:30:14,546
<b>PETE:</b> How long do you
think that's gonna be?

580
00:30:14,580 --> 00:30:16,248
About another half an hour.

581
00:30:16,282 --> 00:30:19,151
Oh, you're joking. My
neck's killing me already.

582
00:30:19,185 --> 00:30:21,653
Ow! Hot!
Ouch!

583
00:30:21,687 --> 00:30:23,655
Bugger. Ow!

584
00:30:23,689 --> 00:30:25,591
<b>TOBY:</b> Can I sit down?

585
00:30:25,624 --> 00:30:27,459
<b>RAY:</b> I don't know. Can you?

586
00:30:27,493 --> 00:30:31,197
- <b>[Pete grunting]</b>
- <b>RAY:</b> No pulling!

587
00:30:31,230 --> 00:30:34,233
- <b>[Thumping]</b>
- <b>[Dragging]</b>

588
00:30:39,471 --> 00:30:41,473
<b>RAY:</b> Oh, I think
I found a light.

589
00:30:49,748 --> 00:30:51,783
- Maybe leave the light off.
- <b>PETE:</b> Yeah.

590
00:30:51,817 --> 00:30:53,519
- <b>TOBY:</b> Yeah.
- Yeah.

591
00:30:58,590 --> 00:31:00,559
Anyone want a peanut?

592
00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:03,262
No.

593
00:31:03,295 --> 00:31:05,597
You know, I really thought
time travel would be

594
00:31:05,631 --> 00:31:07,599
a bit more thrilling than this.

595
00:31:07,633 --> 00:31:10,970
- <b>PETE:</b> Mmm.
- I know what you mean.

596
00:31:11,003 --> 00:31:14,473
Oh. Oh, no,
wait a minute.

597
00:31:14,506 --> 00:31:17,543
- Oh my god!
- What?

598
00:31:17,576 --> 00:31:20,546
We're half an hour in the past.
She's still here.

599
00:31:20,579 --> 00:31:22,448
<b>BOTH:</b> Oh.

600
00:31:22,481 --> 00:31:25,884
<b>RAY:</b> Join us. I'll tell the
guys what a good job you did.

601
00:31:25,918 --> 00:31:28,087
Have they paid you yet?
I can get you a tip.

602
00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:31,457
Not in a stripper kind of way, because
obviously you're not a stripper.

603
00:31:31,490 --> 00:31:33,492
Not that you wouldn't
make a good one--

604
00:31:33,525 --> 00:31:36,228
you'd make a fine one. I'm
sure you'd look great naked.

605
00:31:36,262 --> 00:31:39,098
Wait a minute!

606
00:31:39,131 --> 00:31:41,500
What's this?

607
00:31:41,533 --> 00:31:44,370
I can-- I can feel
a fir tree through here.

608
00:31:44,403 --> 00:31:47,773
There's-- there's a whole
other world back here...

609
00:31:47,806 --> 00:31:51,877
With snow and fauns
and talking lions!

610
00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:53,412
Is there?

611
00:31:53,445 --> 00:31:55,214
No.

612
00:31:55,247 --> 00:31:58,117
- <b>[Clicks tongue]</b>
- Dick.

613
00:31:58,150 --> 00:31:59,918
I love "narnia."

614
00:32:02,821 --> 00:32:04,423
- Bye, ray.
- Bye.

615
00:32:07,459 --> 00:32:09,428
<b>[Sighs]</b>

616
00:32:09,461 --> 00:32:11,863
<b>[Softly]</b>
Cassie! Cassie!

617
00:32:11,897 --> 00:32:15,001
Ray, I really have to go.

618
00:32:15,034 --> 00:32:16,835
Oh. Oh, no no no.

619
00:32:16,868 --> 00:32:18,437
You think I'm him.
I'm not him.

620
00:32:18,470 --> 00:32:20,339
I mean, obviously I am.

621
00:32:20,372 --> 00:32:22,508
Cassie, we really need your help.
First of all,

622
00:32:22,541 --> 00:32:24,810
I now totally believe that
you are a time traveler.

623
00:32:24,843 --> 00:32:26,812
Sorry about doubting you there.

624
00:32:26,845 --> 00:32:30,116
And sorry about the whole
stripper-spacewoman thing.

625
00:32:30,149 --> 00:32:31,883
Okay.

626
00:32:31,917 --> 00:32:34,053
And second of all, I think
we found your time leak.

627
00:32:34,086 --> 00:32:37,023
It's in the gents'.

628
00:32:37,056 --> 00:32:39,925
<b>[Laughs]</b>
Oh oh,

629
00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:43,362
very good, very good.
So the leak is, uh--

630
00:32:43,395 --> 00:32:46,432
in the toilet.
Yes! Yes, it seems...

631
00:32:46,465 --> 00:32:48,700
- The universe has a sense of humor.
- It's very funny,

632
00:32:48,734 --> 00:32:50,602
and quick too.

633
00:32:50,636 --> 00:32:52,271
You don't believe me.

634
00:32:52,304 --> 00:32:54,606
- Oh, touche.
- Oh no.

635
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:57,143
No no, this is for real, okay?

636
00:32:57,176 --> 00:32:59,645
- Pete saw dead bodies in the pub.
- Okay, well,

637
00:32:59,678 --> 00:33:03,815
I-I gotta go climb back into
my spaceship and disappear.

638
00:33:03,849 --> 00:33:07,219
Why else would I have two
men in this cupboard?

639
00:33:07,253 --> 00:33:10,656
<b>[Sighs]</b>
I'll see you around, future boy.

640
00:33:10,689 --> 00:33:13,759
Wait! Wait, Cassie.
Cassie!

641
00:33:16,295 --> 00:33:19,398
I think it's time we had
another little chat, ray.

642
00:33:21,900 --> 00:33:25,271
- So you're sure we're okay out here?
- Yes, we're fine.

643
00:33:25,304 --> 00:33:27,939
No one is due out in the
garden for another 23 minutes,

644
00:33:27,973 --> 00:33:30,042
- so...
- Okay, good.

645
00:33:30,076 --> 00:33:32,811
- <b>CASSIE:</b> Huh.
- Um...

646
00:33:32,844 --> 00:33:35,381
Ahem.

647
00:33:35,414 --> 00:33:37,883
- So this is a bit of a new look for you.
- Do you like it?

648
00:33:37,916 --> 00:33:39,051
- Yes.
- <b>[Laughs]</b>

649
00:33:39,085 --> 00:33:41,087
I mean, you know,
it's very nice.

650
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:42,854
- Oh.
- Very quick too.

651
00:33:42,888 --> 00:33:45,224
Well, not from my point of view.

652
00:33:45,257 --> 00:33:48,627
It actually took quite a bit
of time to sort all this out.

653
00:33:48,660 --> 00:33:51,997
- Oh, yeah? How long?
- Six months.

654
00:33:52,030 --> 00:33:54,633
So you just went
through the door,

655
00:33:54,666 --> 00:33:57,536
went to the future for six
months and then came back out--

656
00:33:57,569 --> 00:33:59,905
one second after I left you.

657
00:33:59,938 --> 00:34:02,641
Wow.

658
00:34:02,674 --> 00:34:06,512
Oh, thank you.
Ahem.

659
00:34:06,545 --> 00:34:08,547
So, it's um--
it's all sorted, then,

660
00:34:08,580 --> 00:34:12,251
with the time leak
and dead bodies.

661
00:34:12,284 --> 00:34:15,221
Yep, all sorted.

662
00:34:15,254 --> 00:34:16,888
Are you sure?

663
00:34:16,922 --> 00:34:20,926
Ray, I didn't spend the last six
months just dyeing my hair.

664
00:34:20,959 --> 00:34:23,195
I'm a professional.

665
00:34:23,229 --> 00:34:24,530
Mmm.

666
00:34:24,563 --> 00:34:27,366
So what was
all this about, then?

667
00:34:27,399 --> 00:34:30,502
- I'm sorry, I can't tell you.
- What? Why not?

668
00:34:30,536 --> 00:34:33,205
Because that knowledge is
anachronous to your time period.

669
00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:36,508
Wow, that-- that sounded like you
really knew what you're talking about.

670
00:34:36,542 --> 00:34:39,211
I know. I know.

671
00:34:39,245 --> 00:34:42,114
It's great, isn't it?
I did what you told me,

672
00:34:42,148 --> 00:34:44,783
and I started saying everything
with real confidence,

673
00:34:44,816 --> 00:34:47,186
- even if I don't have a clue.
- Ha-ha.

674
00:34:47,219 --> 00:34:50,122
It's just had an amazing effect.

675
00:34:50,156 --> 00:34:54,393
- I even got a promotion.
- Really?

676
00:34:54,426 --> 00:34:57,529
- You got a promotion.
- Well, I--

677
00:34:57,563 --> 00:34:59,365
I got off probation.

678
00:35:00,599 --> 00:35:03,402
Mm, that's pretty much the same.

679
00:35:03,435 --> 00:35:05,103
Yeah.

680
00:35:06,438 --> 00:35:08,407
And uh, what did you
reckon to me

681
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:10,276
avoiding that paradox in there?

682
00:35:12,911 --> 00:35:14,413
Ray, you hid in a cupboard.

683
00:35:14,446 --> 00:35:16,682
I thought I did very well
under the circumstances.

684
00:35:16,715 --> 00:35:19,851
Sure, I don't have
the manual to ignore--

685
00:35:19,885 --> 00:35:22,053
will you stop it
with the manual?

686
00:35:25,691 --> 00:35:28,827
So how do we get back
to the right time?

687
00:35:28,860 --> 00:35:31,029
Well, uh,

688
00:35:31,062 --> 00:35:33,064
you're nearly there, anyway.

689
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:36,468
- So we'll just wait?
- Yeah.

690
00:35:36,502 --> 00:35:38,370
In the cupboard?

691
00:35:38,404 --> 00:35:40,439
I'm afraid so.

692
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:44,142
No glowing portal,

693
00:35:44,176 --> 00:35:46,645
no vortex, no big starship?

694
00:35:46,678 --> 00:35:49,114
Just sit and wait
in the cupboard?

695
00:35:49,147 --> 00:35:50,148
Yeah.

696
00:35:52,984 --> 00:35:56,222
Not exactly the glamour that I
had expected from time travel.

697
00:35:56,255 --> 00:35:57,589
I did warn you.

698
00:36:00,659 --> 00:36:03,729
Any chance I could wait
out here with you?

699
00:36:03,762 --> 00:36:04,963
Why?

700
00:36:04,996 --> 00:36:08,166
Just because...

701
00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:11,670
It's slightly better than
wedging myself in a cupboard

702
00:36:11,703 --> 00:36:14,606
with two very sweaty
men-- not a good thing.

703
00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:17,509
No. No, I imagine not.

704
00:36:17,543 --> 00:36:19,678
So we'll just hang out
here for awhile.

705
00:36:19,711 --> 00:36:22,714
Yeah. That'd be nice.

706
00:36:23,782 --> 00:36:25,684
<b>[Door opens]</b>

707
00:36:25,717 --> 00:36:29,321
- <b>[Woman laughs]</b>
- <b>RAY:</b> I thought you said we had 20 minutes.

708
00:36:29,355 --> 00:36:31,823
Yeah, uh...

709
00:36:31,857 --> 00:36:33,492
It's...

710
00:36:33,525 --> 00:36:35,827
Not a problem.
<b>[Chuckles]</b>

711
00:36:35,861 --> 00:36:40,065
Uh, I'm just going
to go check that out...

712
00:36:40,098 --> 00:36:42,301
And maybe you should
get back in that cupboard.

713
00:36:42,334 --> 00:36:44,503
But everything is gonna be okay?

714
00:36:44,536 --> 00:36:48,407
Ray, relax. I told you--
I'm a professional.

715
00:36:54,380 --> 00:36:58,884
Well, they do say that
things taste better outside.

716
00:37:01,186 --> 00:37:03,154
My god.

717
00:37:03,188 --> 00:37:06,858
"Things taste better outside"?

718
00:37:06,892 --> 00:37:08,594
Twat.

719
00:37:10,429 --> 00:37:12,197
- <b>[Toby screams, laughs]</b>
- <b>[Ray gasps]</b>

720
00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:14,132
- Hang on.
- <b>RAY:</b> Pack it in.

721
00:37:14,165 --> 00:37:15,467
I think this is it.

722
00:37:15,501 --> 00:37:17,569
Hello, petey.
Change your mind?

723
00:37:17,603 --> 00:37:20,739
No, I'm just gonna
watch from here.

724
00:37:20,772 --> 00:37:23,509
Shit shit shit,
what the fuck are you doing?

725
00:37:23,542 --> 00:37:25,544
<b>TOBY:</b> If you've got anything
planned, you're gonna get it too.

726
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:31,283
<b>[Sighs]</b>

727
00:37:31,317 --> 00:37:33,051
- Where are you going?
- We need to piss.

728
00:37:33,084 --> 00:37:35,454
- You can't go in there.
- You said your woman fixed it.

729
00:37:35,487 --> 00:37:38,890
I'm sure she has, tobe, but the
other us might still be in there.

730
00:37:42,528 --> 00:37:44,563
Oh my-- just go
to the ladies'.

731
00:37:45,997 --> 00:37:48,567
Ladies'?

732
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:50,969
- <b>[Splashing]</b>
- <b>[Flatulence]</b>

733
00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:56,842
- I'm confused.
- <b>TOBY:</b> You're pissing in the ladies'.

734
00:37:56,875 --> 00:37:58,510
Of course you're confused.

735
00:37:58,544 --> 00:38:00,612
So the other
versions of us--

736
00:38:00,646 --> 00:38:02,414
have gone back in
time and become us.

737
00:38:02,448 --> 00:38:05,684
Well, you see, you say
that like it makes sense.

738
00:38:05,717 --> 00:38:07,919
To me, it's just crazy talk.

739
00:38:07,953 --> 00:38:10,489
I quite like it in the ladies'.

740
00:38:10,522 --> 00:38:12,491
I'm so confused.

741
00:38:12,524 --> 00:38:14,726
Look, Pete, don't worry
about it, all right?

742
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:17,496
All you need to know is that
we're back in the right time

743
00:38:17,529 --> 00:38:19,264
and everything is gonna be okay.

744
00:38:26,137 --> 00:38:28,273
Did you get that
girl's number, ray?

745
00:38:28,306 --> 00:38:29,941
Oh, shit.

746
00:38:29,975 --> 00:38:31,610
You said she fixed it.

747
00:38:31,643 --> 00:38:33,945
She said she had.

748
00:38:33,979 --> 00:38:36,882
Maybe she didn't expect us
to go into the ladies'.

749
00:38:36,915 --> 00:38:39,451
And we didn't
do that conga thing.

750
00:38:39,485 --> 00:38:42,821
Yeah, maybe that wasn't vital.

751
00:38:42,854 --> 00:38:45,591
- Oh, fuck this, lads.
- No, Pete, wait!

752
00:38:45,624 --> 00:38:47,826
- Oh.
- Maybe he's got the right idea.

753
00:38:47,859 --> 00:38:49,561
Yeah, maybe.

754
00:38:49,595 --> 00:38:52,063
<b>[Pants]</b>
Don't go in!

755
00:38:52,097 --> 00:38:55,801
Oh, thank god.

756
00:38:55,834 --> 00:38:59,137
It's so good to see you
again at last!

757
00:38:59,170 --> 00:39:00,806
What the hell happened to you?

758
00:39:00,839 --> 00:39:03,675
<b>[Sobs]</b>
I don't wanna talk about it.

759
00:39:03,709 --> 00:39:05,777
Let's never speak of this again.

760
00:39:05,811 --> 00:39:09,381
Oh, Pete, have you
got shit on you?

761
00:39:09,415 --> 00:39:11,983
Yeah, they won't attack you
if you wear their scent.

762
00:39:12,017 --> 00:39:13,652
Who won't?

763
00:39:13,685 --> 00:39:15,821
I don't wanna talk about it.

764
00:39:15,854 --> 00:39:17,222
- Uh, ray--
- yeah?

765
00:39:17,255 --> 00:39:21,126
- What should we do now?
- Don't know.

766
00:39:21,159 --> 00:39:22,961
- Maybe we should go back to the toilets.
- Yeah.

767
00:39:22,994 --> 00:39:24,463
No!

768
00:39:24,496 --> 00:39:26,798
It's not safe.
We need weapons

769
00:39:26,832 --> 00:39:28,934
and food. Yeah.

770
00:39:28,967 --> 00:39:30,969
What the hell did happen to you?

771
00:39:31,002 --> 00:39:33,171
I really don't wanna
talk about it.

772
00:39:33,204 --> 00:39:36,508
All I will say is
that weapons and food...

773
00:39:36,542 --> 00:39:39,878
Would be a really good idea.

774
00:39:41,179 --> 00:39:43,148
Oh. Maybe we'll have
a little look around

775
00:39:43,181 --> 00:39:44,916
for weapons and food first.

776
00:39:44,950 --> 00:39:47,819
<b>[Sobs]</b>
Yeah. Sounds like a plan.

777
00:39:56,394 --> 00:39:58,997
<b>[Pete coughs]</b>

778
00:39:59,030 --> 00:40:02,033
<b>[Creaking]</b>

779
00:40:07,272 --> 00:40:09,808
<b>RAY:</b> What do you think happened?

780
00:40:17,583 --> 00:40:21,753
- You're a little bit excited, aren't you?
- A little bit.

781
00:40:21,787 --> 00:40:24,756
Come on, it's--
it's the future.

782
00:40:24,790 --> 00:40:26,357
I've always wanted to go there.

783
00:40:26,391 --> 00:40:28,026
<b>PETE:</b>
Not alone anymore.

784
00:40:28,059 --> 00:40:30,729
No more running, no more
hiding, no more bad dreams.

785
00:40:30,762 --> 00:40:34,466
You know, for someone who real
doesn't wanna talk about it,

786
00:40:34,500 --> 00:40:36,267
he can be quite chatty,
can't he?

787
00:40:36,301 --> 00:40:39,237
Weapons and food--
that's what we need!

788
00:41:14,472 --> 00:41:16,608
Crisp, anyone?

789
00:41:25,817 --> 00:41:28,053
You check the sell-by date
on those?

790
00:41:31,289 --> 00:41:33,792
May...

791
00:41:33,825 --> 00:41:36,461
2094.

792
00:41:37,829 --> 00:41:39,998
How do they taste?

793
00:41:40,031 --> 00:41:41,767
Off.

794
00:41:45,170 --> 00:41:47,906
So whose round is it?

795
00:41:47,939 --> 00:41:50,175
- Ahh--
- ehh!

796
00:41:50,208 --> 00:41:52,243
Guys...

797
00:41:52,277 --> 00:41:53,979
I think I've seen us.

798
00:41:54,012 --> 00:41:56,514
- What?
- One time I bumped into three guys

799
00:41:56,548 --> 00:41:59,050
who were dressed
like this--

800
00:41:59,084 --> 00:42:00,819
like we are now--

801
00:42:00,852 --> 00:42:03,254
--only I didn't recognize them.

802
00:42:03,288 --> 00:42:05,523
Us?
In the future?

803
00:42:05,557 --> 00:42:07,492
Must've been.

804
00:42:07,525 --> 00:42:09,394
But we've only just
put these on.

805
00:42:09,427 --> 00:42:12,097
It's time travel--
shit like that happens.

806
00:42:12,130 --> 00:42:14,733
Did we look well?

807
00:42:14,766 --> 00:42:17,368
Yeah, I suppose so.

808
00:42:17,402 --> 00:42:20,471
Too busy running in the
other direction to notice.

809
00:42:23,374 --> 00:42:25,944
Come on, let's get back
to the toilets.

810
00:42:25,977 --> 00:42:27,746
Whoa whoa whoa.
What?

811
00:42:27,779 --> 00:42:29,447
But we've only just got here.

812
00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:32,517
<b>[Laughs]</b>
I think we've all got the idea, haven't we?

813
00:42:32,550 --> 00:42:34,452
- <b>RAY:</b> Hmm?
- <b>TOBY:</b> The future's broken.

814
00:42:34,485 --> 00:42:38,489
But we have to have a little look around.
I mean, how can we not?

815
00:42:38,523 --> 00:42:41,827
- Are you serious?
- Have you actually looked out there, ray?

816
00:42:41,860 --> 00:42:43,929
This might just be a bad area.

817
00:42:43,962 --> 00:42:47,766
In a bad area, all right, windows get put
through, kids drink on street corners.

818
00:42:47,799 --> 00:42:50,535
That is the end
of the fucking world.

819
00:42:50,568 --> 00:42:53,304
Ray, don't you want to go home?

820
00:42:53,338 --> 00:42:56,007
Of course I do.
Just, you know,

821
00:42:56,041 --> 00:42:57,342
in a little while.

822
00:42:57,375 --> 00:43:00,846
The way home isn't out there.
It's in there.

823
00:43:00,879 --> 00:43:03,782
And I want to go home.
I really do.

824
00:43:03,815 --> 00:43:07,185
And every time I go in and come out, I
pray I'm gonna to be in the right time.

825
00:43:07,218 --> 00:43:09,888
One day I will be.

826
00:43:09,921 --> 00:43:12,457
Pete, exactly how long
have you been doing this?

827
00:43:12,490 --> 00:43:15,460
Long enough to know
it's better done in packs...

828
00:43:15,493 --> 00:43:17,495
- <b>[Sniffs]</b>
- That doesn't sound good.

829
00:43:17,528 --> 00:43:19,898
...so they can't
attack you from behind.

830
00:43:19,931 --> 00:43:23,034
Or that.
Let's just sit down,

831
00:43:23,068 --> 00:43:26,638
all right, in the warm and wait

832
00:43:26,672 --> 00:43:29,340
for rescue, okay?

833
00:43:29,374 --> 00:43:32,010
Rescue?
No one knows we're here.

834
00:43:32,043 --> 00:43:34,913
At least out there, there might
be someone who can help us.

835
00:43:34,946 --> 00:43:36,748
- Like who?
- I don't know.

836
00:43:36,782 --> 00:43:39,350
Like-- like-- ooh, like
friendly future people

837
00:43:39,384 --> 00:43:41,987
- with huge heads.
- You're living in a dream world,

838
00:43:42,020 --> 00:43:44,389
both of you!

839
00:43:44,422 --> 00:43:47,859
- I'm gonna go and get a bit of wood.
- Thanks, Pete.

840
00:43:47,893 --> 00:43:51,096
Not for the fire. I'm gonna
turn this into a spear.

841
00:43:51,129 --> 00:43:55,066
When I get back, you two--
you'd better be ready to go

842
00:43:55,100 --> 00:43:57,268
'cause I'm not
going alone again.

843
00:44:00,806 --> 00:44:03,441
- What's up with you?
- What?

844
00:44:03,474 --> 00:44:06,444
How many times have we talked
about seeing the future, tobe?

845
00:44:06,477 --> 00:44:08,513
I'm not going out there.

846
00:44:08,546 --> 00:44:11,649
Those look like the sort of
streets monsters run down.

847
00:44:11,683 --> 00:44:14,585
Besides, ray, I haven't really got
the right shoes on for the rubble.

848
00:44:16,621 --> 00:44:19,190
There's always something
with you, tobe, isn't it?

849
00:44:19,224 --> 00:44:22,160
"Oh, I couldn't send my script
out; The margins were too wide."

850
00:44:22,193 --> 00:44:25,596
"I couldn't go to that job interview;
There was a spot on my elbow."

851
00:44:25,630 --> 00:44:28,633
"I can't go exploring;
It's the end of the world."

852
00:44:28,666 --> 00:44:30,501
That last one's actually
quite a good one.

853
00:44:30,535 --> 00:44:32,804
No, it's fine.

854
00:44:32,838 --> 00:44:35,506
You just--
you just wait there

855
00:44:35,540 --> 00:44:37,876
for rescue.

856
00:44:40,345 --> 00:44:42,948
And you call yourself
an imagineer.

857
00:44:47,886 --> 00:44:49,988
<b>[Thunder rumbling]</b>

858
00:45:33,799 --> 00:45:35,566
Ray!

859
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:37,468
Ray!

860
00:45:37,502 --> 00:45:41,572
- Toby!
- Pete!

861
00:45:41,606 --> 00:45:44,009
What's going on?
You okay?

862
00:45:49,514 --> 00:45:51,249
Is everything
all right out here?

863
00:45:53,484 --> 00:45:54,953
Oh my god.

864
00:46:08,133 --> 00:46:10,035
What does it mean, ray?

865
00:46:10,068 --> 00:46:12,137
What does it mean?!

866
00:46:12,170 --> 00:46:14,405
- It's us.
- Do you think?

867
00:46:19,477 --> 00:46:21,947
Your woman said
you'd get famous, right?

868
00:46:21,980 --> 00:46:24,782
Well, maybe we all do.

869
00:46:24,816 --> 00:46:27,652
- What for?
- I don't know.

870
00:46:27,685 --> 00:46:31,022
Maybe we form a band.

871
00:46:33,324 --> 00:46:35,726
Can anybody play anything?

872
00:46:37,062 --> 00:46:39,965
- Maybe we learn?
- And maybe it's not a band.

873
00:46:42,300 --> 00:46:44,970
<b>TOBY:</b> Do you think-- do you
think they did it from photos

874
00:46:45,003 --> 00:46:46,737
or do you think we posed?

875
00:46:46,771 --> 00:46:50,375
- We're dressed as we are now.
- Yeah, that's a head fuck.

876
00:46:51,609 --> 00:46:53,979
- <b>[Metal screeches]</b>
- Whoa!

877
00:46:55,380 --> 00:46:57,482
- What was that?
- What was what?

878
00:46:57,515 --> 00:47:00,485
- That noise.
- There was no noise.

879
00:47:00,518 --> 00:47:03,288
- <b>RAY:</b> Pete?
- <b>[Metal screeching]</b>

880
00:47:03,321 --> 00:47:05,690
Shit!
What the fuck was that?

881
00:47:07,592 --> 00:47:09,527
- It sounded like mandibles.
- What?

882
00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:12,230
- It's what insects eat with.
- I know what mandibles are.

883
00:47:12,263 --> 00:47:15,566
- Big insects.
- There was another sound. It was like a moaning sound.

884
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:19,137
<b>PETE:</b> Big moaning insects.
Back to the toilets.

885
00:47:19,170 --> 00:47:20,471
No no no, wait wait wait.

886
00:47:20,505 --> 00:47:22,607
- We don't know that for sure.
- Yeah, I mean,

887
00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:24,442
the insects
could be... anything.

888
00:47:24,475 --> 00:47:27,312
Right, it could be like... my
big friendly future people,

889
00:47:27,345 --> 00:47:30,081
you know, with their little spindly
bodies and their huge hands.

890
00:47:30,115 --> 00:47:32,817
<b>[Metal screeching]</b>

891
00:47:43,461 --> 00:47:45,430
<b>[Grunts]</b>

892
00:47:46,998 --> 00:47:49,100
<b>[Rustling]</b>

893
00:47:56,874 --> 00:47:59,077
I think we got a little bit
spooked over nothing.

894
00:47:59,110 --> 00:48:01,846
Shh! Things can come
in here as well, you know?

895
00:48:01,879 --> 00:48:03,848
- Things? What kind of things?
- Shh.

896
00:48:03,881 --> 00:48:05,216
No no no.
I will not "shh."

897
00:48:05,250 --> 00:48:07,318
- You're freaking me out.
- Toby, leave him alone.

898
00:48:07,352 --> 00:48:09,420
No no, ray.
Look at him.

899
00:48:09,454 --> 00:48:11,556
He is covered in shit
and scared shitless.

900
00:48:11,589 --> 00:48:14,125
Don't you think it would be handy
to know what did that to him?

901
00:48:14,159 --> 00:48:17,495
- Aren't you just a little bit curious about--
- <b>PETE:</b> Shh.

902
00:48:20,531 --> 00:48:22,867
One time I came in here,

903
00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:25,036
I went out through that door,

904
00:48:25,070 --> 00:48:27,372
and I fell.

905
00:48:27,405 --> 00:48:29,874
Must've been when the ground
level was different--

906
00:48:29,907 --> 00:48:31,742
40 feet different.

907
00:48:31,776 --> 00:48:33,678
I landed in a wood.

908
00:48:33,711 --> 00:48:36,014
I couldn't tell you
what time I was in.

909
00:48:36,047 --> 00:48:38,183
If it was the past,
then our fossil records

910
00:48:38,216 --> 00:48:39,917
are pretty fucking far
from complete.

911
00:48:39,951 --> 00:48:42,320
But I wasn't the first to fall.

912
00:48:42,353 --> 00:48:46,257
- You met other people?
- I didn't say they were alive.

913
00:48:48,293 --> 00:48:50,295
There were things
in that wood--

914
00:48:50,328 --> 00:48:52,830
they only came out at night...

915
00:48:52,863 --> 00:48:55,500
The breathing...

916
00:48:55,533 --> 00:48:57,668
The noises...

917
00:48:57,702 --> 00:48:59,971
The screams.

918
00:49:00,005 --> 00:49:02,007
- <b>[Scream]</b>
- Whoa!

919
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:03,774
- <b>[Toby laughs]</b>
- <b>RAY:</b> Pack it in.

920
00:49:03,808 --> 00:49:06,011
<b>TOBY:</b> Hello, petey.
Change your mind?

921
00:49:06,044 --> 00:49:08,446
<b>PETE:</b> Shit shit shit.
What the fuck are you doing?

922
00:49:08,479 --> 00:49:11,216
If you've got anything planned,
you're gonna get it too.

923
00:49:11,249 --> 00:49:13,718
<b>[Whispers]</b>
It's us.

924
00:49:13,751 --> 00:49:16,854
<b>PETE:</b> I haven't got anything planned.
Will you let me out, please?

925
00:49:16,887 --> 00:49:20,191
- We can warn ourselves.
- No no no, if we do that, then we cease to exist.

926
00:49:20,225 --> 00:49:21,792
- Oh shit.
- Exactly.

927
00:49:29,734 --> 00:49:31,769
<b>TOBY:</b>
Ray, check the loos.

928
00:49:31,802 --> 00:49:34,439
- <b>RAY:</b> What?
- <b>TOBY:</b> Probably got some bloke in a "scream" mask.

929
00:49:34,472 --> 00:49:36,941
Not a fucking sound.

930
00:49:38,143 --> 00:49:40,078
Ooh, it really does
stink in here.

931
00:49:40,111 --> 00:49:42,247
<b>TOBY:</b> You might as
well just pay me now.

932
00:49:44,549 --> 00:49:47,985
It's like
a dungy zooey--

933
00:49:48,019 --> 00:49:50,355
- it's Pete's bullshit you can smell.
- Listen!

934
00:49:50,388 --> 00:49:52,790
<b>PETE:</b>
This isn't a wind-up.

935
00:49:52,823 --> 00:49:56,927
- Do you really want to see the future?
- <b>TOBY:</b> I'd love to.

936
00:49:56,961 --> 00:49:59,597
<b>PETE:</b> Then we've got to
do exactly what I did.

937
00:49:59,630 --> 00:50:02,500
<b>RAY:</b>
What do you mean?

938
00:50:02,533 --> 00:50:04,869
<b>PETE:</b>
<i>♪ ...I can say

939
00:50:04,902 --> 00:50:08,606
<i>♪ a total eclipse
of the heart... ♪</i>

940
00:50:19,817 --> 00:50:22,120
- gone.
- <b>[Groans]</b>

941
00:50:22,153 --> 00:50:25,456
Oh, that's just great.
That's so fucking great!

942
00:50:25,490 --> 00:50:28,025
I could have saved myself--
saved us.

943
00:50:28,059 --> 00:50:30,428
Pete, we'll cease to exist.

944
00:50:30,461 --> 00:50:32,330
Yeah, well, I don't care.

945
00:50:32,363 --> 00:50:34,732
And if I get the chance
to warn myself again,

946
00:50:34,765 --> 00:50:37,668
I'm gonna do it and the hell with
anyone who tries to stop me.

947
00:50:37,702 --> 00:50:39,570
Shit.

948
00:50:40,705 --> 00:50:43,074
I was wondering when
that was gonna happen.

949
00:50:43,108 --> 00:50:44,509
- Wait!
- Pete, no!

950
00:50:45,510 --> 00:50:47,478
- Pete, no!
- Pete!

951
00:50:50,215 --> 00:50:53,684
<b>["Land of make believe"
playing]</b>

952
00:50:53,718 --> 00:50:56,321
- What is this?
- Okay, ray, keep it together. Keep it together.

953
00:50:56,354 --> 00:50:58,356
What would miss marple do?
What would miss marple do?

954
00:50:58,389 --> 00:51:00,191
<b>TOBY:</b>
There's hundreds of us.

955
00:51:00,225 --> 00:51:02,026
How can there be hundreds of us?

956
00:51:02,059 --> 00:51:05,463
Did Pete touch himself? Is this what
happens when you do a big paradox, hmmm?

957
00:51:05,496 --> 00:51:08,666
They aren't us, tobe.
They're only dressed like us.

958
00:51:08,699 --> 00:51:12,036
Oh, well, that's all right then.
Now it makes complete sense.

959
00:51:12,069 --> 00:51:15,039
<b>RAY:</b> Okay, what we need
to do now is find Pete

960
00:51:15,072 --> 00:51:16,841
and get the hell out of here.

961
00:51:16,874 --> 00:51:18,409
<i>♪ not for all
the tea in China ♪</i>

962
00:51:18,443 --> 00:51:20,878
<i>♪ or the corn
in Carolina ♪</i>

963
00:51:20,911 --> 00:51:26,016
<i>♪ never never ever

964
00:51:26,050 --> 00:51:29,354
<i>♪ they're running
after you, babe ♪</i>

965
00:51:29,387 --> 00:51:32,690
<i>♪ run for the sun,
little one ♪</i>

966
00:51:32,723 --> 00:51:37,027
<i>♪ you're an outlaw
once again, time to change ♪</i>

967
00:51:37,061 --> 00:51:42,933
<i>♪ superman will be
with us while he can ♪</i>

968
00:51:42,967 --> 00:51:48,473
<i>♪ in the land
of make believe... ♪</i>

969
00:51:54,111 --> 00:51:55,780
tobe,

970
00:51:55,813 --> 00:51:57,948
I think I know why
everyone is dressed like us.

971
00:51:57,982 --> 00:52:00,351
- Why?
- It's a theme night--

972
00:52:00,385 --> 00:52:03,588
a fan theme night
based around us.

973
00:52:03,621 --> 00:52:06,624
Come on. It's a bit
of a stretch, isn't it?

974
00:52:06,657 --> 00:52:09,960
- What makes you think that?
- Big sign just over there.

975
00:52:12,830 --> 00:52:16,133
Fans... of us.

976
00:52:17,235 --> 00:52:18,869
- Do you think we're here?
- What?

977
00:52:18,903 --> 00:52:21,071
The famous future us.

978
00:52:21,105 --> 00:52:22,907
Oh my god, I hope not.

979
00:52:26,777 --> 00:52:28,879
Yes, it is me.

980
00:52:28,913 --> 00:52:31,015
<b>[Purrs]</b>
Hello.

981
00:52:31,048 --> 00:52:33,284
- What the hell are you doing?
- Chill out, ray.

982
00:52:33,318 --> 00:52:36,387
- These are my people.
- No, they're not. And this isn't even our time.

983
00:52:36,421 --> 00:52:39,657
Can't we just soak up
a bit of the love?

984
00:52:39,690 --> 00:52:41,559
No, we can't.

985
00:52:41,592 --> 00:52:43,828
Now this is what
I call a future.

986
00:52:43,861 --> 00:52:45,563
Well, tough,

987
00:52:45,596 --> 00:52:49,033
because we are just here to find
Pete and get the hell out of here,

988
00:52:49,066 --> 00:52:51,269
so now you just stay
where I can see you.

989
00:52:57,842 --> 00:52:59,910
Guys, is it the real you?

990
00:52:59,944 --> 00:53:02,146
- It's the real us.
- Oh!

991
00:53:02,179 --> 00:53:05,250
- Did you touch yourself?
- No.

992
00:53:05,283 --> 00:53:07,818
But I think I've broken time.

993
00:53:07,852 --> 00:53:11,088
- The whole world's full of us.
- You haven't broken time, you knob head.

994
00:53:11,121 --> 00:53:13,391
Yes, Pete, what you did
was very very dangerous.

995
00:53:13,424 --> 00:53:16,327
And I want you to promise me
that you'll never do it again.

996
00:53:16,361 --> 00:53:19,430
- No.
- What's that?

997
00:53:19,464 --> 00:53:22,433
Someone slapped it on me.

998
00:53:22,467 --> 00:53:24,469
He's won the Pete
lookalike competition.

999
00:53:24,502 --> 00:53:26,404
Well, he does look
a lot like him.

1000
00:53:26,437 --> 00:53:29,006
You do. I wonder if
they did one for me.

1001
00:53:36,481 --> 00:53:38,816
Okay, let's go.

1002
00:53:38,849 --> 00:53:40,885
- Uh, guys?
- What?

1003
00:53:40,918 --> 00:53:42,152
Look.

1004
00:53:44,088 --> 00:53:45,756
Oh.

1005
00:53:45,790 --> 00:53:47,858
<b>TOBY:</b>
Look at the table.

1006
00:53:47,892 --> 00:53:49,660
I'm writing.

1007
00:53:49,694 --> 00:53:52,730
I'm Jesus and I'm writing.

1008
00:53:55,900 --> 00:53:57,668
It's that letter thing
to Hollywood.

1009
00:53:57,702 --> 00:53:59,337
This isn't my fault
as well, is it?

1010
00:53:59,370 --> 00:54:02,773
- When I broke time?
- This is probably something else, Pete.

1011
00:54:02,807 --> 00:54:05,476
Are you sure it's that letter?

1012
00:54:05,510 --> 00:54:08,446
It's blank
in the painting, but--

1013
00:54:08,479 --> 00:54:11,316
I left it on that table.
It has to be that.

1014
00:54:11,349 --> 00:54:14,952
Oh, so someone does a painting of
us because we slag off some films?

1015
00:54:14,985 --> 00:54:17,288
Of course it sounds stupid
if you put it like that.

1016
00:54:17,322 --> 00:54:20,190
You ripped that page out
of your little book, right?

1017
00:54:20,224 --> 00:54:21,892
Yeah, and?

1018
00:54:21,926 --> 00:54:23,694
Was there anything on the back?

1019
00:54:25,496 --> 00:54:28,299
- Might've been.
- Might've been?

1020
00:54:28,333 --> 00:54:30,568
Shut up.
I'm just trying to think.

1021
00:54:30,601 --> 00:54:34,572
You know, every time I
come up with a genius idea

1022
00:54:34,605 --> 00:54:37,342
or one of you two says something
stupid, I put it in there.

1023
00:54:37,375 --> 00:54:40,177
- God, could be anything.
- <b>[Disco song playing]</b>

1024
00:54:40,210 --> 00:54:42,447
It doesn't matter
what it is, does it?

1025
00:54:42,480 --> 00:54:46,551
- What do you mean?
- You don't do paintings of nobodies.

1026
00:54:46,584 --> 00:54:48,986
Whatever I wrote,
it turns us into somebodies.

1027
00:54:49,019 --> 00:54:53,157
I think it's safe to say we
are rich and we are famous.

1028
00:54:53,190 --> 00:54:55,225
Then why aren't we smiling?

1029
00:54:55,259 --> 00:54:58,529
I don't know, maybe the artist
wasn't very good at teeth.

1030
00:54:58,563 --> 00:55:02,600
- Maybe it's a memorial.
- Oh, drop it with the bodies.

1031
00:55:02,633 --> 00:55:04,869
- His woman said she fixed it.
- Oh, yeah.

1032
00:55:04,902 --> 00:55:08,105
She said she'd fixed the time leak and I
end up getting chased about by monsters.

1033
00:55:08,138 --> 00:55:11,308
If Cassie said that we're
safe, then we are safe.

1034
00:55:11,342 --> 00:55:13,544
- I trust her.
- Are you sure?

1035
00:55:13,578 --> 00:55:16,013
Yes, I'm sure.

1036
00:55:16,046 --> 00:55:19,884
- Let's go.
- Whoa, slow down!

1037
00:55:19,917 --> 00:55:21,852
- Let me finish this drink.
- What?

1038
00:55:21,886 --> 00:55:24,989
- Where did you get that?
- Some waiter guy.

1039
00:55:25,022 --> 00:55:28,593
- It's free bar.
- Would you like to stock up on the buffet while we're here?

1040
00:55:28,626 --> 00:55:31,161
- There's a buffet?!
- Oh.

1041
00:55:31,195 --> 00:55:34,298
Hey, guys, the cavalry's here.

1042
00:55:34,331 --> 00:55:36,266
- Cassie says hello.
- You know Cassie?

1043
00:55:36,300 --> 00:55:38,836
I trained her. Sergeant
Porter, causal adjust,

1044
00:55:38,869 --> 00:55:41,372
but you can
call me Millie. Hi.

1045
00:55:41,406 --> 00:55:43,708
- I'm here to get you home.
- <b>[Sighs]</b>

1046
00:55:43,741 --> 00:55:47,344
- Hello, Millie.
- Hi. We have been looking for you guys everywhere.

1047
00:55:47,378 --> 00:55:49,480
Us, what--
are we safe?

1048
00:55:49,514 --> 00:55:52,983
- We don't get killed?
- Uh, well, officially, I can't comment.

1049
00:55:53,017 --> 00:55:55,285
But unofficially,
everything is sorted.

1050
00:55:55,319 --> 00:55:56,654
- Oh!
- <b>[Laughs]</b>

1051
00:55:58,022 --> 00:56:00,290
But I still get
rich and famous, right?

1052
00:56:00,324 --> 00:56:03,694
Officially, I cannot comment, but
unofficially you get your own island.

1053
00:56:03,728 --> 00:56:05,796
Yes!

1054
00:56:05,830 --> 00:56:07,898
Okay, so how the hell
do we get out of here?

1055
00:56:07,932 --> 00:56:09,767
Okay, well, you just
leave that to me.

1056
00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:10,801
- Okay.
- Okay.

1057
00:56:10,835 --> 00:56:12,703
Come on, boys.

1058
00:56:12,737 --> 00:56:14,171
Okay, a little bit weird,

1059
00:56:14,204 --> 00:56:16,373
but it turns out everybody
in the future...

1060
00:56:16,407 --> 00:56:17,908
American.

1061
00:56:19,677 --> 00:56:21,211
Come on.

1062
00:56:28,218 --> 00:56:31,922
I thought she was going to do something more
than tell us to get back into the bogs.

1063
00:56:31,956 --> 00:56:33,290
Yeah, me too.

1064
00:56:33,323 --> 00:56:35,726
So are we back?

1065
00:56:42,399 --> 00:56:43,968
We're back.

1066
00:56:44,001 --> 00:56:47,672
Yeah, but at what time
of night exactly?

1067
00:56:50,140 --> 00:56:52,176
<b>[Dog barking]</b>

1068
00:56:53,410 --> 00:56:55,846
- Pfft!
- We can't slag off sequels.

1069
00:56:55,880 --> 00:56:58,248
You know? There have been
some really good sequels.

1070
00:56:58,282 --> 00:57:01,185
- Like?
- Like, uh...

1071
00:57:01,218 --> 00:57:03,954
"Mad Max 2,"
"godfather ii."

1072
00:57:03,988 --> 00:57:07,157
<b>RAY:</b> Yeah, but for every
good one there are 10--

1073
00:57:07,191 --> 00:57:09,126
I wish they'd just
hurry up and bugger off.

1074
00:57:09,159 --> 00:57:11,328
Yeah, it's gonna be
another little while yet.

1075
00:57:11,361 --> 00:57:13,898
Look at us-- not a
care in the world.

1076
00:57:13,931 --> 00:57:16,967
They have no idea
what's in store.

1077
00:57:17,001 --> 00:57:20,538
<b>RAY:</b>
Yeah, we look so happy.

1078
00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:25,976
Okay, ladies, um...

1079
00:57:26,010 --> 00:57:27,812
We know they stay there
for awhile.

1080
00:57:27,845 --> 00:57:29,346
I think it's worth the risk.

1081
00:57:29,379 --> 00:57:30,981
There you go, mates.

1082
00:57:32,783 --> 00:57:35,119
Gonna get some peanuts.

1083
00:57:35,152 --> 00:57:37,021
<b>PETE:</b> We didn't shake hands.

1084
00:57:37,054 --> 00:57:41,258
- What, are you 12?
- Look, I swear to you-- I saw myself right here.

1085
00:57:43,528 --> 00:57:45,830
Huh?
Where are my crisps?

1086
00:57:45,863 --> 00:57:49,266
- I'm starving.
- The bar was a little busy.

1087
00:57:49,299 --> 00:57:50,568
Maybe later.

1088
00:57:52,269 --> 00:57:54,238
<b>TOBY:</b> Well, get my money ready.

1089
00:57:54,271 --> 00:57:56,206
<b>RAY:</b> Are we gonna go in?

1090
00:57:56,240 --> 00:57:58,743
Oh, brilliant.

1091
00:57:58,776 --> 00:58:00,444
<b>TOBY:</b> Am I really that fat?

1092
00:58:00,477 --> 00:58:03,548
They say that time travel
adds 20 lbs.

1093
00:58:03,581 --> 00:58:05,616
And you've traveled a lot.

1094
00:58:05,650 --> 00:58:07,718
<b>[Snickering]</b>

1095
00:58:07,752 --> 00:58:10,220
- Are those two dead?
- What?

1096
00:58:10,254 --> 00:58:12,523
What do you mean?

1097
00:58:12,557 --> 00:58:14,825
Are those two dead?

1098
00:58:14,859 --> 00:58:17,762
Oh, no, not yet.

1099
00:58:17,795 --> 00:58:19,163
Finally.

1100
00:58:27,938 --> 00:58:30,074
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!

1101
00:58:30,107 --> 00:58:33,177
Are we ready, children?

1102
00:58:33,210 --> 00:58:35,012
- Come on.
- Get on with it.

1103
00:58:37,782 --> 00:58:39,984
<b>[Sighs]</b>

1104
00:58:40,017 --> 00:58:42,186
Well, I never!

1105
00:58:42,219 --> 00:58:45,623
- It's nuts.
- I never would have thought it was that.

1106
00:58:49,326 --> 00:58:52,496
So do we just leave it here?

1107
00:58:52,529 --> 00:58:55,600
Yeah. Yeah, I assume
someone just finds it

1108
00:58:55,633 --> 00:58:57,635
and it all goes from here.

1109
00:58:59,003 --> 00:59:02,039
I think-- I think
I feel good about it.

1110
00:59:04,474 --> 00:59:08,512
Do you feel good about it, tobe?
It was my idea.

1111
00:59:08,545 --> 00:59:11,181
- My idea.
- Our idea.

1112
00:59:11,215 --> 00:59:14,318
You might've come up with
the seed, but I watered it.

1113
00:59:14,351 --> 00:59:16,887
Yes, but without our seed

1114
00:59:16,921 --> 00:59:18,989
- you have nothing.
- <b>PETE:</b> Yeah.

1115
00:59:19,023 --> 00:59:22,893
- You've got mud.
- All right, well, you can have a little bit of my island.

1116
00:59:22,927 --> 00:59:25,362
Screw that. I don't want
to live on your island.

1117
00:59:25,395 --> 00:59:28,532
- It's fine by me.
- I need a piss.

1118
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:31,636
Yes, I'll go outside.

1119
00:59:31,669 --> 00:59:35,005
- Don't touch yourself.
- Oh ho.

1120
00:59:35,039 --> 00:59:37,407
Yeah, good times.

1121
00:59:38,676 --> 00:59:41,145
I want my own island.

1122
00:59:52,957 --> 00:59:55,793
<b>CASSIE:</b> Ahem. Hi!

1123
00:59:55,826 --> 00:59:58,362
- Hi!
- <b>[Laughs]</b>

1124
00:59:58,395 --> 01:00:00,898
I was hoping
you'd come back--

1125
01:00:00,931 --> 01:00:03,734
obviously not
at that precise moment.

1126
01:00:03,768 --> 01:00:06,070
But, um, hey.

1127
01:00:10,941 --> 01:00:14,144
So how long has it been for
you since we were last--

1128
01:00:14,178 --> 01:00:15,880
oh, another six months.

1129
01:00:15,913 --> 01:00:18,348
- I got a promotion.
- Oh.

1130
01:00:18,382 --> 01:00:20,851
This time it's for real.

1131
01:00:20,885 --> 01:00:24,221
Yeah, it was for
sorting all this out.

1132
01:00:24,254 --> 01:00:26,323
So...

1133
01:00:26,356 --> 01:00:28,859
You want to ask me if I read
the whole manual, don't you?

1134
01:00:28,893 --> 01:00:30,895
Thought never even
crossed my mind.

1135
01:00:30,928 --> 01:00:34,231
Well, ray, I am
rewriting the manual.

1136
01:00:34,264 --> 01:00:36,400
Good for you.

1137
01:00:37,768 --> 01:00:40,771
So, um, you have
a nice night tonight?

1138
01:00:40,805 --> 01:00:45,109
Well, you know, just a quiet
drink with the boys in the pub--

1139
01:00:45,142 --> 01:00:49,213
very dull. I did meet
this one girl, though.

1140
01:00:49,246 --> 01:00:51,381
- Really?
- She said she was from the future.

1141
01:00:51,415 --> 01:00:53,818
What was she like?

1142
01:00:53,851 --> 01:00:56,120
She was just...

1143
01:00:58,455 --> 01:01:00,691
- Awful.
- Oh!

1144
01:01:00,725 --> 01:01:03,060
Oh no, she was great.
She was great.

1145
01:01:06,030 --> 01:01:07,898
You know, I never
thought I'd say it,

1146
01:01:07,932 --> 01:01:09,800
but it's good to be back
in the present.

1147
01:01:09,834 --> 01:01:11,902
I don't know.

1148
01:01:11,936 --> 01:01:14,404
All this fuss over half an hour?

1149
01:01:14,438 --> 01:01:16,606
What? What are you
talking about?

1150
01:01:16,640 --> 01:01:18,675
We went years into the
future-- decades.

1151
01:01:18,709 --> 01:01:20,510
Oh, that's very funny.

1152
01:01:20,544 --> 01:01:23,313
Cassie, I'm deadly serious.

1153
01:01:23,347 --> 01:01:25,582
We went into the ladies'
through another time leak

1154
01:01:25,615 --> 01:01:27,617
and it brought us to this pub
but in the future--

1155
01:01:27,651 --> 01:01:30,187
way into the future.
You were searching for us--

1156
01:01:30,220 --> 01:01:32,823
Millie and you and all
your lot-- causal adjust.

1157
01:01:32,857 --> 01:01:36,293
Ray, causal adjust is just
another name for the editors.

1158
01:01:36,326 --> 01:01:38,495
- The who?
- I told you about them.

1159
01:01:38,528 --> 01:01:41,966
They kill people at their finest hour.
Millie's an editor, ray.

1160
01:01:41,999 --> 01:01:43,667
Oh, shit.

1161
01:01:43,700 --> 01:01:46,470
She brought us back here. She brought
us here-- why would she do that?

1162
01:01:46,503 --> 01:01:48,672
Why do you think?
To kill you.

1163
01:01:48,705 --> 01:01:51,675
Oh no.
What do we do?

1164
01:01:51,708 --> 01:01:56,113
Okay, well, I'm going to go get
help and you just stay put.

1165
01:01:56,146 --> 01:01:59,049
- I've got to go and warn the boys.
- Ray, it's not safe in there.

1166
01:01:59,083 --> 01:02:01,518
I can't just leave them, Cassie.
Look, you bring help

1167
01:02:01,551 --> 01:02:03,253
and I'll--

1168
01:02:03,287 --> 01:02:04,688
I'll do what I can.

1169
01:02:04,721 --> 01:02:07,291
Ray!

1170
01:02:07,324 --> 01:02:09,860
Please be careful.

1171
01:02:13,730 --> 01:02:15,232
<b>[Beeping]</b>

1172
01:02:18,068 --> 01:02:19,636
Whoa!
Watch it, dude.

1173
01:02:19,669 --> 01:02:22,006
- Guys, we're screwed.
- What?

1174
01:02:22,039 --> 01:02:24,508
- Millie is an editor.
- A what?

1175
01:02:24,541 --> 01:02:26,543
An editor.
Remember, they kill people

1176
01:02:26,576 --> 01:02:29,313
at their finest hour?
Like-- like Kevin costner.

1177
01:02:29,346 --> 01:02:31,681
And I think that this--
this was ours.

1178
01:02:31,715 --> 01:02:33,350
Oh, let's get out of here.

1179
01:02:35,119 --> 01:02:37,754
No no no no no, wait wait wait.
There's no point.

1180
01:02:37,788 --> 01:02:40,958
There's no point. They'll only find
us some other time, some other place.

1181
01:02:40,991 --> 01:02:42,126
What do we do, ray?

1182
01:02:42,159 --> 01:02:44,694
<b>[Beeping]</b>
That's odd.

1183
01:02:44,728 --> 01:02:46,230
I can't get a signal.

1184
01:02:46,263 --> 01:02:48,565
- We burn this.
- What?

1185
01:02:48,598 --> 01:02:51,568
We burn this, we change history. Without
this they have no reason to kill us.

1186
01:02:51,601 --> 01:02:53,170
You don't know for sure
we're in danger.

1187
01:02:53,203 --> 01:02:55,572
- Cassie said.
- I don't care what she said.

1188
01:02:55,605 --> 01:02:57,741
Tobe, I saw this place
full of bodies.

1189
01:02:57,774 --> 01:03:00,210
Look, ray, just think about
what you're throwing away.

1190
01:03:00,244 --> 01:03:02,046
If you burn that,
we don't get rich.

1191
01:03:02,079 --> 01:03:04,181
- We don't get famous.
- We don't get dead.

1192
01:03:04,214 --> 01:03:06,616
Look, I've come up
with a lot of ideas--

1193
01:03:06,650 --> 01:03:08,418
- a lot of shit ideas.
- Tobe--

1194
01:03:08,452 --> 01:03:11,155
and I know you laugh at them, but
I don't mind because I thought,

1195
01:03:11,188 --> 01:03:13,223
you know, if I keep going,

1196
01:03:13,257 --> 01:03:15,425
one day I'd come up
with something good.

1197
01:03:15,459 --> 01:03:18,495
Well, what if this is it?
The one idea that makes it for me?

1198
01:03:18,528 --> 01:03:21,598
My one chance.

1199
01:03:21,631 --> 01:03:23,868
Don't burn it, ray.

1200
01:03:23,901 --> 01:03:25,936
It's not even your idea.
I say we burn it.

1201
01:03:25,970 --> 01:03:28,038
You fucking would!
You've always hated my ideas.

1202
01:03:28,072 --> 01:03:30,107
<b>PETE:</b> Are you even listening?
It's not even your idea!

1203
01:03:30,140 --> 01:03:32,843
Guys! Okay, guys, we don't
have time for this, right?

1204
01:03:32,877 --> 01:03:34,778
Just-- Pete, give me
the lighter.

1205
01:03:36,146 --> 01:03:37,948
- Toby, don't--!
- You give it to me!

1206
01:03:37,982 --> 01:03:39,416
Toby, you--

1207
01:03:39,449 --> 01:03:40,951
<b>[clicking]</b>

1208
01:03:43,753 --> 01:03:45,322
Pete, what's up with this?

1209
01:03:45,355 --> 01:03:47,324
Two months in a wood
trying to stay alive--

1210
01:03:47,357 --> 01:03:49,026
that's what's up
with the lighter.

1211
01:03:49,059 --> 01:03:52,662
Come here. Okay, you keep trying.
I'm gonna get some matches.

1212
01:03:54,965 --> 01:03:56,366
- Give me a go.
- No.

1213
01:03:56,400 --> 01:03:57,567
- Give me a go.
- No.

1214
01:03:57,601 --> 01:03:59,136
I'll be fine, just give me a go.

1215
01:03:59,169 --> 01:04:00,871
Excuse me.
Ahem.

1216
01:04:00,905 --> 01:04:03,640
- Hi.
- Hey, what's happening?

1217
01:04:03,673 --> 01:04:06,010
We're on our own.
I'm offline.

1218
01:04:06,043 --> 01:04:08,778
- What do you mean?
- My time machine inside me-- it's blocked.

1219
01:04:08,812 --> 01:04:10,380
- Give me the lighter.
- No.

1220
01:04:10,414 --> 01:04:11,882
- Just give it to me.
- No way.

1221
01:04:11,916 --> 01:04:14,551
Give me the fucking
letter, Pete.

1222
01:04:14,584 --> 01:04:17,554
- Not a chance.
- And so you deny me three times.

1223
01:04:17,587 --> 01:04:19,990
That's why you were in the painting.
You're Judas.

1224
01:04:20,024 --> 01:04:22,192
- It's Peter, you moron!
- Excuse me,

1225
01:04:22,226 --> 01:04:24,661
- all I want is a box of matches!
- Yeah, all right.

1226
01:04:24,694 --> 01:04:28,632
- What's your point?
- In the Bible, it was Peter who denied Jesus

1227
01:04:28,665 --> 01:04:32,302
three times, you fat twat.

1228
01:04:32,336 --> 01:04:34,404
Hey, that's enough, lads!

1229
01:04:34,438 --> 01:04:35,940
Time at the bar!

1230
01:04:35,973 --> 01:04:37,975
Get off me,
you bell-end.

1231
01:04:45,615 --> 01:04:46,984
This is it.

1232
01:04:52,689 --> 01:04:54,191
Hi.

1233
01:04:55,525 --> 01:04:58,495
I have seen the original
before, of course,

1234
01:04:58,528 --> 01:05:01,065
but in a museum.
So just to be here

1235
01:05:01,098 --> 01:05:03,767
tonight with the creators
on the night it all began...

1236
01:05:03,800 --> 01:05:07,137
<b>[Exhales]</b>
Is just such a rush.

1237
01:05:07,171 --> 01:05:09,439
But I am sorry to say tonight

1238
01:05:09,473 --> 01:05:11,475
is as good as it gets.

1239
01:05:11,508 --> 01:05:14,778
You don't change or add to
culture in any meaningful way.

1240
01:05:14,811 --> 01:05:17,647
This is what you're always
going to be remembered for.

1241
01:05:17,681 --> 01:05:21,685
So why not go out with a bang
rather than fade away?

1242
01:05:21,718 --> 01:05:24,521
Get away from him, ye bitch!

1243
01:05:25,589 --> 01:05:27,391
Hello. I'm sorry.

1244
01:05:27,424 --> 01:05:29,994
I'm pointing
a rather large gun at you.

1245
01:05:30,027 --> 01:05:33,663
Uh, yeah. Which you got
from when exactly?

1246
01:05:33,697 --> 01:05:35,865
Centuries beyond your time.

1247
01:05:35,899 --> 01:05:37,601
So what is it?

1248
01:05:39,169 --> 01:05:40,404
What is it?

1249
01:05:43,773 --> 01:05:46,376
I'll tell-- ahem--
I'll tell you what it is.

1250
01:05:46,410 --> 01:05:49,746
It's a mark iv carbomite
assault staff--

1251
01:05:49,779 --> 01:05:52,049
the planetary peace corps's
best friend.

1252
01:05:52,082 --> 01:05:55,352
It'll work in an absolute
vacuum and at absolute zero.

1253
01:05:55,385 --> 01:05:57,687
Cold-fusion battery--
good for 50 years.

1254
01:05:57,721 --> 01:05:59,323
It fires homing plasma orbs

1255
01:05:59,356 --> 01:06:02,392
that'll cut through
titanium plate 4" thick.

1256
01:06:02,426 --> 01:06:04,461
Really?

1257
01:06:04,494 --> 01:06:06,096
Well...

1258
01:06:06,130 --> 01:06:08,698
You didn't, like,
mention its range.

1259
01:06:08,732 --> 01:06:11,435
I'd hit you from here.

1260
01:06:14,571 --> 01:06:15,739
Now get off the big guy.

1261
01:06:15,772 --> 01:06:16,940
<b>[Sighs]</b>

1262
01:06:22,512 --> 01:06:25,815
Millie, I know what
you're trying to do.

1263
01:06:25,849 --> 01:06:28,985
The future generations leading from
this room that wouldn't be born--

1264
01:06:29,019 --> 01:06:32,122
chaos theory on a massive scale.
<b>[Groaning]</b>

1265
01:06:34,524 --> 01:06:36,726
<b>RAY:</b> Cassie? Cassie!

1266
01:06:36,760 --> 01:06:39,963
- <b>[Groaning]</b>
- Right, that's it! I'm calling the police.

1267
01:06:39,996 --> 01:06:42,932
<b>[Screaming]</b>

1268
01:06:42,966 --> 01:06:44,968
Oh, stop it.
Fucking stop it.

1269
01:06:45,001 --> 01:06:46,670
Everybody freeze!

1270
01:06:46,703 --> 01:06:49,039
Ain't nobody going nowhere.

1271
01:06:49,073 --> 01:06:50,940
Hey, drop your weapons.

1272
01:06:50,974 --> 01:06:53,043
You see any weapons, ray?

1273
01:06:53,077 --> 01:06:57,381
See, my time machine has
a built-in armament system.

1274
01:06:57,414 --> 01:06:58,948
So to "drop my weapons"

1275
01:06:58,982 --> 01:07:00,850
would require about--
<b>[Hisses]</b>

1276
01:07:00,884 --> 01:07:03,553
Yeah, 12 hours of surgery.

1277
01:07:03,587 --> 01:07:05,422
You know what?

1278
01:07:05,455 --> 01:07:08,592
I think we're gonna have a
little stand-off here today.

1279
01:07:08,625 --> 01:07:11,061
Oh...

1280
01:07:11,095 --> 01:07:13,263
Unless of course
you're bluffing.

1281
01:07:13,297 --> 01:07:15,399
Unless, of course, that is

1282
01:07:15,432 --> 01:07:18,735
a plastic toy gun
you made for work, ray.

1283
01:07:21,037 --> 01:07:22,672
Oh, poo.

1284
01:07:26,910 --> 01:07:29,346
That's a nice try.

1285
01:07:29,379 --> 01:07:32,582
I messed up, ray.
I'm sorry.

1286
01:07:32,616 --> 01:07:34,484
No no, don't worry about it.

1287
01:07:34,518 --> 01:07:36,720
All in all it's been
a pretty good day.

1288
01:07:36,753 --> 01:07:38,722
You know, I traveled
through time, met you.

1289
01:07:38,755 --> 01:07:41,258
Know what?

1290
01:07:41,291 --> 01:07:43,860
I am sensing
a little bit of resistance

1291
01:07:43,893 --> 01:07:45,895
to this whole immortality deal

1292
01:07:45,929 --> 01:07:47,897
I am offering here.

1293
01:07:49,533 --> 01:07:52,068
Toby, all you have to do

1294
01:07:52,102 --> 01:07:54,571
is destroy that
little piece of paper

1295
01:07:54,604 --> 01:07:56,506
and you get to live
to write another day

1296
01:07:56,540 --> 01:07:58,041
in your book of bad ideas

1297
01:07:58,074 --> 01:08:00,344
and your
dead-end job.

1298
01:08:00,377 --> 01:08:02,146
Wow.

1299
01:08:02,179 --> 01:08:04,681
Or you could give it to me

1300
01:08:04,714 --> 01:08:07,351
and I'll turn you
all into legends.

1301
01:08:07,384 --> 01:08:08,752
What do you say?

1302
01:08:12,222 --> 01:08:14,023
Come on, tobe.

1303
01:08:14,057 --> 01:08:17,894
I-I just-- I just need
a little time to think.

1304
01:08:17,927 --> 01:08:19,529
What is there to think about?

1305
01:08:19,563 --> 01:08:21,365
She's gonna fucking kill us.

1306
01:08:21,398 --> 01:08:23,433
It's not that simple.

1307
01:08:28,205 --> 01:08:30,407
Ah ah ah ah ah!

1308
01:08:30,440 --> 01:08:33,177
Now this is his choice
and his alone.

1309
01:08:33,210 --> 01:08:36,546
<b>["Land of make believe" playing]</b>

1310
01:08:38,215 --> 01:08:40,384
Oh no, the song!

1311
01:08:40,417 --> 01:08:42,085
This fucking song!

1312
01:08:42,118 --> 01:08:45,222
You know, if there was one thing I
could change about this situation,

1313
01:08:45,255 --> 01:08:48,525
it would not be the song
on the fucking jukebox!

1314
01:08:48,558 --> 01:08:50,227
Time's up!

1315
01:08:52,462 --> 01:08:54,431
Now what's it gonna be?

1316
01:09:00,737 --> 01:09:02,472
<b>[Pete coughs]</b>

1317
01:09:07,511 --> 01:09:09,846
<b>[Lighter clicks]</b>

1318
01:09:12,249 --> 01:09:14,251
<b>MILLIE:</b> Toby?

1319
01:09:22,526 --> 01:09:25,195
Fuck you.
Chuck it!

1320
01:09:31,034 --> 01:09:35,439
No!

1321
01:09:41,811 --> 01:09:45,148
<b>[People screaming]</b>

1322
01:09:55,292 --> 01:09:59,863
<i>♪ running--
running-- running ♪</i>

1323
01:09:59,896 --> 01:10:03,800
<i>♪ keep on running

1324
01:10:03,833 --> 01:10:07,271
<i>♪ they're running
after you, babe ♪</i>

1325
01:10:07,304 --> 01:10:10,307
<i>♪ run for the sun,
little one... ♪</i>

1326
01:10:47,277 --> 01:10:50,079
<b>[coughing]</b>

1327
01:10:52,516 --> 01:10:58,922
<i>♪ in the land
of make believe ♪</i>

1328
01:11:12,536 --> 01:11:14,338
<i>♪ run for the sun,
little one... ♪</i>

1329
01:11:14,371 --> 01:11:16,873
<b>[door creaks]</b>

1330
01:11:16,906 --> 01:11:20,377
<i>♪ you're an outlaw
once again, time to change ♪</i>

1331
01:11:20,410 --> 01:11:26,483
<i>♪ superman will be
with us while he can ♪</i>

1332
01:11:26,516 --> 01:11:31,120
<i>♪ in the land
of make believe... ♪</i>

1333
01:11:33,323 --> 01:11:35,325
<b>[glass shatters]</b>

1334
01:11:49,973 --> 01:11:52,041
<b>[Reversing]</b>

1335
01:12:36,786 --> 01:12:38,422
<b>[Wheezes]</b>

1336
01:12:38,455 --> 01:12:40,356
Whoo, wow.

1337
01:12:40,390 --> 01:12:42,759
Janey Mac.

1338
01:12:44,594 --> 01:12:46,663
Oh...
<b>[Laughs]</b>

1339
01:12:53,503 --> 01:12:55,605
- Did you do that?
- Yep.

1340
01:12:55,639 --> 01:12:58,007
With my pint?

1341
01:12:58,041 --> 01:12:59,876
We were just dead.

1342
01:12:59,909 --> 01:13:02,045
- Yeah.
- But--

1343
01:13:02,078 --> 01:13:04,213
- but now we're not.
- No.

1344
01:13:04,247 --> 01:13:07,083
So what--
what happened exactly?

1345
01:13:07,116 --> 01:13:10,153
- I knocked a pint onto this--
- my pint. My pint.

1346
01:13:11,354 --> 01:13:13,957
I knocked Pete's pint onto this,

1347
01:13:13,990 --> 01:13:17,193
um, so no one could read it.
So the future

1348
01:13:17,226 --> 01:13:19,663
then changed because
we didn't become famous,

1349
01:13:19,696 --> 01:13:21,998
so the editors didn't
send anybody to kill us.

1350
01:13:22,031 --> 01:13:25,068
Wow.

1351
01:13:25,101 --> 01:13:27,504
I think you got that wrong.

1352
01:13:27,537 --> 01:13:30,440
- What?
- Well, Pete downed his pint, didn't he?

1353
01:13:30,474 --> 01:13:34,110
So that was probably my pint.

1354
01:13:35,779 --> 01:13:39,348
Jesus, could we focus on
the us-being-alive-again thing?

1355
01:13:39,382 --> 01:13:42,251
Well yeah, you know, obviously.
Well done, ray.

1356
01:13:42,285 --> 01:13:45,221
Is that it?
Is it all over?

1357
01:13:45,254 --> 01:13:46,923
We're all okay?

1358
01:13:46,956 --> 01:13:48,625
Yeah, I think so.

1359
01:13:49,993 --> 01:13:51,661
Wow.

1360
01:13:51,695 --> 01:13:54,130
I've gone off this pub
a little bit.

1361
01:13:54,163 --> 01:13:56,666
- Should we go down to the king's head?
- Why not?

1362
01:13:56,700 --> 01:13:59,035
So-- so everything
that happened tonight...

1363
01:13:59,068 --> 01:14:01,304
Couldn't happen, didn't happen.

1364
01:14:02,672 --> 01:14:05,174
Including me meeting Cassie.

1365
01:14:07,143 --> 01:14:08,878
Tsk. Oh.

1366
01:14:08,912 --> 01:14:12,482
- Yeah. Come on, let's go.
- <b>RAY:</b> Right.

1367
01:14:17,253 --> 01:14:19,723
I swear I will never use
a pub toilet again.

1368
01:14:19,756 --> 01:14:21,390
It's too dangerous.

1369
01:14:21,424 --> 01:14:23,793
And that's all you're taking
away from this evening?

1370
01:14:23,827 --> 01:14:26,062
- No!
- So we're definitely safe now, yeah?

1371
01:14:26,095 --> 01:14:27,564
- I suppose.
- Suppose?!

1372
01:14:27,597 --> 01:14:30,033
You're the nerds.
Can't you work it out?

1373
01:14:30,066 --> 01:14:32,736
Well, yeah, you know?
Time reset, so the pub

1374
01:14:32,769 --> 01:14:35,271
was never full of dead people.

1375
01:14:35,304 --> 01:14:37,073
So you owe me a tenner.
Come on!

1376
01:14:37,106 --> 01:14:40,744
Okay then, if time reset,
the bet never happened.

1377
01:14:52,922 --> 01:14:55,659
Well, I did
only say "suppose."

1378
01:15:00,363 --> 01:15:03,466
- It's Cassie!
- Ray!

1379
01:15:03,499 --> 01:15:05,401
Oh, thank god you're alive!

1380
01:15:05,434 --> 01:15:07,303
<b>[Both gasp]</b>

1381
01:15:07,336 --> 01:15:09,539
<b>[Both moaning]</b>

1382
01:15:12,976 --> 01:15:15,311
- Ha.
- Oh.

1383
01:15:15,344 --> 01:15:18,548
- So you remember me then?
- Of course I remember you.

1384
01:15:18,582 --> 01:15:20,717
We've been going out
for two years.

1385
01:15:20,750 --> 01:15:22,385
We've-- what?!
Really?

1386
01:15:22,418 --> 01:15:23,753
- Yeah. Yes.
- Two years?

1387
01:15:23,787 --> 01:15:25,689
That's... wow.
Um...

1388
01:15:25,722 --> 01:15:28,157
Oh, uh...

1389
01:15:28,191 --> 01:15:30,293
Right, this is Pete and tobe.

1390
01:15:30,326 --> 01:15:32,161
- Hiya.
- Hello.

1391
01:15:32,195 --> 01:15:36,332
This is Cassie.
She's my girlfriend.

1392
01:15:37,634 --> 01:15:39,703
Ray, listen, when you
knocked that pint over,

1393
01:15:39,736 --> 01:15:42,505
you created a feedback loop
through the fabric of space-time.

1394
01:15:42,538 --> 01:15:44,908
The repercussions have been
enormous-- leaks everywhere.

1395
01:15:44,941 --> 01:15:47,844
Whoa.
Two years, huh?

1396
01:15:47,877 --> 01:15:51,447
Wow.
So we must have, uh--

1397
01:15:51,480 --> 01:15:53,617
have we had any of the...

1398
01:15:53,650 --> 01:15:57,053
- Mmm?
- I don't know what you're talking about.

1399
01:15:58,655 --> 01:16:00,990
Unless of course you
mean sex, which, yeah.

1400
01:16:01,024 --> 01:16:02,525
Yes, yeah, we've done that lots.

1401
01:16:02,558 --> 01:16:04,427
Lots.

1402
01:16:07,430 --> 01:16:09,599
- Was I any good?
- Ray!

1403
01:16:09,633 --> 01:16:12,135
I love you, but we only have
14 hours to save the earth.

1404
01:16:12,168 --> 01:16:14,203
So you have to come with me now!

1405
01:16:14,237 --> 01:16:16,706
- Okay.
- Yeah, good luck with that, guys!

1406
01:16:16,740 --> 01:16:18,942
Yeah, we'll be
in the king's head.

1407
01:16:18,975 --> 01:16:21,044
What? You guys
have to come too!

1408
01:16:21,077 --> 01:16:23,713
I think I've done enough time
travel for one night, thanks.

1409
01:16:23,747 --> 01:16:26,582
It's not time travel.
It's a parallel universe!

1410
01:16:26,616 --> 01:16:29,352
- Parallel universe?
- Let's go, the portal's closing!

1411
01:16:29,385 --> 01:16:32,055
- What the fuck's a portal?
- Come on!

1412
01:16:33,156 --> 01:16:34,991
Look, why don't you two go?

1413
01:16:35,024 --> 01:16:38,027
Because someone should stay and
look after the coats and the bags.

1414
01:16:38,061 --> 01:16:40,730
Besides, I thought I might go
for your job on the star ride.

1415
01:16:40,764 --> 01:16:42,598
I was gonna apply for that!

1416
01:16:42,632 --> 01:16:45,368
- <b>TOBY:</b> I said it first.
- Guys, guys, listen to yourselves.

1417
01:16:45,401 --> 01:16:48,504
Look, this is our one chance
to do something important.

1418
01:16:48,537 --> 01:16:50,974
Yeah, we might fuck it up.

1419
01:16:51,007 --> 01:16:53,242
To be honest, we probably will.

1420
01:16:54,277 --> 01:16:57,046
Okay, we definitely will.
But...

1421
01:16:57,080 --> 01:16:59,949
Who's with me?

1422
01:17:00,950 --> 01:17:02,151
Please?

1423
01:17:07,590 --> 01:17:09,558
As long as we're back
for last orders.

1424
01:17:10,827 --> 01:17:12,662
There's my imagineers.

1425
01:17:14,297 --> 01:17:16,265
<b>["The final countdown"
playing]</b>

1426
01:17:18,101 --> 01:17:19,402
Okay, let's do this.

1427
01:17:21,938 --> 01:17:23,406
One...

1428
01:17:23,439 --> 01:17:26,042
- Two--
- I fucking hate Sci-Fi.

1429
01:17:26,075 --> 01:17:28,244
"Science fiction"--
three!

1430
01:17:32,515 --> 01:17:36,419
<i>♪ it's the final
countdown ♪</i>

1431
01:17:40,724 --> 01:17:44,861
<i>♪ the final countdown

1432
01:17:50,666 --> 01:17:54,237
<i>♪ we're leaving together

1433
01:17:54,270 --> 01:17:58,374
<i>♪ but still it's farewell

1434
01:17:58,407 --> 01:18:02,145
<i>♪ and maybe
we'll come back ♪</i>

1435
01:18:02,178 --> 01:18:05,581
<i>♪ to earth,
who can tell? ♪</i>

1436
01:18:06,682 --> 01:18:08,852
have we gone?

1437
01:18:08,885 --> 01:18:11,220
I suppose.

1438
01:18:11,254 --> 01:18:14,190
All right. Come on, Toby.
It's over.

1439
01:18:18,795 --> 01:18:21,430
Bollocks.

1440
01:18:21,464 --> 01:18:26,035
<i>♪ it's the final
countdown ♪</i>

1441
01:18:26,069 --> 01:18:28,071
<b>[man rapping]</b>

1442
01:18:29,939 --> 01:18:33,709
<i>♪ the final countdown

1443
01:18:47,690 --> 01:18:50,693
<i>♪ we're heading
for Venus ♪</i>

1444
01:18:51,861 --> 01:18:55,498
<i>♪ and still
we stand tall ♪</i>

1445
01:18:55,531 --> 01:18:58,835
<i>♪ 'cause maybe
they've seen us ♪</i>

1446
01:18:58,868 --> 01:19:03,372
<i>♪ and welcome us all,
yeah ♪</i>

1447
01:19:03,406 --> 01:19:06,976
<i>♪ with so many
light years to go ♪</i>

1448
01:19:07,010 --> 01:19:11,815
- <i>♪ and things to be found
- <i>♪ things to be found

1449
01:19:11,848 --> 01:19:15,684
<i>♪ I'm sure that
we'll all miss her so ♪</i>

1450
01:19:16,953 --> 01:19:21,057
<i>♪ it's the final countdown

1451
01:19:21,090 --> 01:19:23,092
<b>[man rapping]</b>

1452
01:19:25,594 --> 01:19:28,998
<i>♪ the final countdown

1453
01:20:20,016 --> 01:20:27,857
<i>♪ it's the final countdown
<b>[Echoes]</b>

1454
01:20:27,891 --> 01:20:31,995
<i>♪ it's the final
countdown ♪</i>

1455
01:20:36,132 --> 01:20:40,103
<i>♪ the final countdown

1456
01:20:44,140 --> 01:20:47,810
<i>♪ the final countdown.

1457
01:20:57,586 --> 01:21:00,089
<b>[Dramatic score playing]</b>

1458
01:22:21,737 --> 01:22:23,806
Get back, freak!

1459
01:22:23,839 --> 01:22:26,542
<b>[Panting]</b>
Help me!

1460
01:22:26,575 --> 01:22:29,245
<b>[Panting]</b>

1461
01:22:29,278 --> 01:22:31,714
<b>[Wheezes]</b>

1462
01:22:31,747 --> 01:22:34,017
Toby, wait!

1463
01:22:34,050 --> 01:22:37,053
Don't be frightened,
it's me-- Toby!

1464
01:22:37,086 --> 01:22:40,123
This is all getting a
little bit too complicated.
