1 00:00:27,398 --> 00:00:28,398 ACT THREE FINALE. 2 00:00:28,796 --> 00:00:30,447 FBI, KILLS BIGFOOT. 3 00:00:30,547 --> 00:00:32,048 ACTION. GET ON THE GROUND. 4 00:00:32,148 --> 00:00:33,149 I'M NOT BIGFOOT. GET DOWN. 5 00:00:33,249 --> 00:00:34,517 I'M NOT BIGFOOT. DON'T SHOOT. 6 00:00:34,617 --> 00:00:36,086 GET DOWN. 7 00:00:36,186 --> 00:00:40,011 WAIT A MINUTE, WHERE THE HELL IS THE CREATURE? 8 00:01:30,190 --> 00:01:32,190 OH, BOY. 9 00:01:34,195 --> 00:01:36,195 WHAT THE HELL. 10 00:01:37,697 --> 00:01:39,482 HEY, THERE, BUDDY? 11 00:01:39,582 --> 00:01:40,617 LOOKS LIKE I CAUGHT YOU IN THE MIDDLE. 12 00:01:40,717 --> 00:01:42,717 OF YOUR MORNING BATH. 13 00:01:43,537 --> 00:01:45,321 WELL, WHAT THE--NO, NO, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 14 00:01:45,421 --> 00:01:47,123 I'LL JUST HEAD FURTHER DOWNSTREAM. 15 00:01:47,223 --> 00:01:49,259 WHAT THE FUCK. 16 00:01:49,359 --> 00:01:51,359 RUN. 17 00:01:51,846 --> 00:01:54,613 HELP. HELP. 18 00:01:56,717 --> 00:01:58,368 HELP. 19 00:01:58,468 --> 00:02:00,203 BIGFOOT'S AFTER ME. 20 00:02:00,303 --> 00:02:02,303 HELP. 21 00:02:10,730 --> 00:02:14,350 BIGFOOT. RUN. 22 00:02:14,450 --> 00:02:15,351 HEY, MAN. 23 00:02:15,451 --> 00:02:16,352 I'M TYING A KNOT HERE. 24 00:02:16,452 --> 00:02:17,353 DUDE, WE GOT TO RUN. 25 00:02:17,453 --> 00:02:18,488 BIGFOOT'S COMING. 26 00:02:18,588 --> 00:02:20,223 ACTUALLY, YOU'VE GOT TO RUN. 27 00:02:20,323 --> 00:02:21,458 I'M FIRST NATIONS. 28 00:02:21,558 --> 00:02:23,226 I'VE GOT NO BEEF WITH HAIRY MAN. 29 00:02:23,326 --> 00:02:25,326 WHAT? 30 00:02:25,412 --> 00:02:26,529 GET OUT OF HERE, MAN. 31 00:02:26,629 --> 00:02:28,164 HELP. 32 00:02:28,264 --> 00:02:30,264 BIGFOOT'S AFTER ME. 33 00:02:37,423 --> 00:02:39,175 SON OF A BITCH, THAT HURTS. 34 00:02:39,275 --> 00:02:40,477 THAT WAS A GOOD ONE. 35 00:02:40,577 --> 00:02:43,713 YEAH, WE REALLY GOT HIM GOOD, BRO. 36 00:02:43,813 --> 00:02:47,417 ONE LESS WEEKEND WARRIOR IN OUR TROUT WATERS. 37 00:02:47,517 --> 00:02:50,453 MAN, IS THIS SUIT GETTING TIRED. 38 00:02:50,553 --> 00:02:51,788 YEAH, I CAUGHT IT ON A STICK. 39 00:02:51,888 --> 00:02:52,856 I ALMOST RIPPED THE WHOLE DAMN THING OFF... 40 00:02:52,956 --> 00:02:54,457 ... ALONG WITH MY BALL SACK. 41 00:02:54,557 --> 00:02:55,492 I THINK WE'RE GOING TO NEED... 42 00:02:55,592 --> 00:02:56,626 ... TO GET A NEW ONE. 43 00:02:56,726 --> 00:02:57,727 NO, WE CAN PROBABLY FIX IT UP... 44 00:02:57,827 --> 00:02:59,229 ...A FEW MORE TIMES. 45 00:02:59,329 --> 00:03:03,366 MAN, THAT GUY FUCKIN' LOST IT. 46 00:03:03,466 --> 00:03:05,235 IT'S PRETTY AWESOME. 47 00:03:05,335 --> 00:03:06,269 AND THAT LAST LINE OF YOURS, 48 00:03:06,369 --> 00:03:07,704 'YOU'RE TRESPASSING,'. 49 00:03:07,804 --> 00:03:09,405 THAT IS HYSTERICAL, MAN. 50 00:03:09,505 --> 00:03:10,607 YES. 51 00:03:10,707 --> 00:03:14,022 YOU'RE A QUARTER WHITE, MAN, LIGHTEN UP. 52 00:03:15,428 --> 00:03:16,579 THERE'S NOT GONNA BE ANY FISH... 53 00:03:16,679 --> 00:03:18,515 ... FOR THE NEXT FEW HUNDRED YARDS, AT LEAST. 54 00:03:18,615 --> 00:03:19,849 YEAH, BUT I GOT HIM WAY BEFORE THE MEAT HOLE. 55 00:03:19,949 --> 00:03:21,217 SO WE'RE GOOD FROM THERE UP. 56 00:03:21,317 --> 00:03:22,585 COOL, BECAUSE GRANDMA WANTS ME... 57 00:03:22,685 --> 00:03:24,320 ... TO BRING HOME A BUNCH OF FISH. 58 00:03:24,420 --> 00:03:26,856 WHAT, NO CATCH AND RELEASE, MR. PURIST? 59 00:03:26,956 --> 00:03:27,857 NOT TODAY. 60 00:03:27,957 --> 00:03:29,957 NOT TODAY. 61 00:03:32,912 --> 00:03:34,912 DAVID? 62 00:03:36,916 --> 00:03:39,502 DAVID. 63 00:03:39,602 --> 00:03:41,602 ARE YOU HERE? 64 00:03:54,434 --> 00:03:56,434 DAVID? 65 00:04:16,456 --> 00:04:20,959 I HOPE HE REMEMBERS TO BRING FISH BACK FOR OUR GUEST. 66 00:04:37,644 --> 00:04:39,262 OH, SHIT. 67 00:04:39,362 --> 00:04:41,497 DON'T LOOK AT 'EM. 68 00:04:41,597 --> 00:04:42,532 WELL, THAT'S HIM. 69 00:04:42,632 --> 00:04:44,434 THAT'S THE KID. 70 00:04:44,534 --> 00:04:45,602 TELL HIM ABOUT BIGFOOT. 71 00:04:45,702 --> 00:04:46,836 HEY, ART, WHAT'S UP? 72 00:04:46,936 --> 00:04:48,671 NOW, TELL HIM ABOUT BIGFOOT. 73 00:04:48,771 --> 00:04:49,872 I'M SORRY, SIR. 74 00:04:49,972 --> 00:04:50,974 WE JUST SAW A CRAZY GUY... 75 00:04:51,074 --> 00:04:52,408 ... RUNNING DOWN THE STREAM. 76 00:04:52,508 --> 00:04:53,643 YOU LOOKED PRETTY CRAZY. YEAH. 77 00:04:53,743 --> 00:04:55,411 WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? 78 00:04:55,511 --> 00:04:56,713 STEVE JOBS. 79 00:04:56,813 --> 00:04:57,780 OH, COME ON, KID. 80 00:04:57,880 --> 00:04:58,982 THE CREATURE CHASED ME... 81 00:04:59,082 --> 00:05:00,450 ... FROM HALF A MILE DOWN THE RIVER. 82 00:05:00,550 --> 00:05:04,287 WHAT'D YOU CALL HIM, HAIRY MAN? 83 00:05:04,387 --> 00:05:05,388 WHOA, MAN. 84 00:05:05,488 --> 00:05:06,723 THAT'S ENOUGH. TELL HIM. 85 00:05:06,823 --> 00:05:08,391 WHAT DO YOU SAY WE RELEASE DAVID? 86 00:05:08,491 --> 00:05:09,692 NO. WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GO DOWN. 87 00:05:09,792 --> 00:05:11,261 TO THE STATION... I'M THE PRESIDENT... 88 00:05:11,361 --> 00:05:12,895 ... OF FIRST FREAKING BANK, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE. 89 00:05:12,995 --> 00:05:14,797 AND IF YOU GIVE US A FULL REPORT, I'LL... 90 00:05:14,897 --> 00:05:16,833 ... TELL HIM WHAT YOU SAW OUT THERE. 91 00:05:16,933 --> 00:05:18,401 I'M SORRY. WE JUST SAW A CRAZY GUY... 92 00:05:18,501 --> 00:05:21,271 ... MESSING UP OUR FISHING. LET HIM GO. 93 00:05:21,371 --> 00:05:23,406 ALL RIGHT, PROBABLY SEEN A BEAR. 94 00:05:23,506 --> 00:05:24,574 IT WASN'T A BEAR. 95 00:05:24,674 --> 00:05:26,009 OKAY. IT WASN'T A BEAR. 96 00:05:26,109 --> 00:05:28,878 YOU TWO, TAKE OFF, AND I'LL GO FIND BIGFOOT. 97 00:05:28,978 --> 00:05:30,013 HAIRY MAN. 98 00:05:30,113 --> 00:05:31,514 HAIRY MAN. 99 00:05:31,614 --> 00:05:33,716 I'LL GET YOU SOME DRY CLOTHES, SOME FOOD, 100 00:05:33,816 --> 00:05:37,469 AND MAYBE A SEDATIVE. 101 00:06:04,831 --> 00:06:06,831 WHOA. 102 00:06:31,691 --> 00:06:33,409 HEY, SARAH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT? 103 00:06:33,509 --> 00:06:34,644 NOTHING WITH YOU. 104 00:06:34,744 --> 00:06:36,744 HI, DAVID. 105 00:06:37,530 --> 00:06:38,581 SARAH. 106 00:06:38,681 --> 00:06:40,681 BITCH. DUDE. 107 00:06:40,683 --> 00:06:42,118 SHE'S LIKE THE LAST SINGLE GIRL IN TOWN. 108 00:06:42,218 --> 00:06:43,419 THAT'S BECAUSE SHE'S A BITCH. 109 00:06:43,519 --> 00:06:46,069 THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE AN IDIOT. 110 00:06:47,707 --> 00:06:49,625 GOD, IT WAS SUCH A GOOD DAY TODAY, BRO. 111 00:06:49,725 --> 00:06:50,993 WE SCARED THE HELL OUT OF THAT TOURIST. 112 00:06:51,093 --> 00:06:53,093 UH-HMM. 113 00:06:55,882 --> 00:06:58,583 IT'S JUST LIKE I WAS NEVER GONE. 114 00:07:00,820 --> 00:07:02,605 WHAT? 115 00:07:02,705 --> 00:07:04,807 IT'S COOL TO SCARE A COUPLE OF TOURISTS, 116 00:07:04,907 --> 00:07:06,075 BUT NEITHER ONE OF US CAN AFFORD... 117 00:07:06,175 --> 00:07:07,543 ... TO GET ARRESTED, AGAIN. 118 00:07:07,643 --> 00:07:09,379 RELAX, MAN. NOBODY KNOWS IT'S US. 119 00:07:09,479 --> 00:07:12,014 WE'RE NOT GOING TO GET CAUGHT. 120 00:07:12,114 --> 00:07:14,384 RODNEY, YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN ANYBODY. 121 00:07:14,484 --> 00:07:17,153 THERE ARE NO SECRETS IN THIS TOWN. 122 00:07:17,253 --> 00:07:20,857 LOOK WHO'S TALKING, SLUT. 123 00:07:20,957 --> 00:07:22,992 HOW'S FISHING TODAY? 124 00:07:23,092 --> 00:07:24,160 PRETTY GOOD. 125 00:07:24,260 --> 00:07:26,429 OKAY. RODNEY. I HAVE FIVE FIRST TIMERS. 126 00:07:26,529 --> 00:07:27,730 THRASHING ON THE RIVER TODAY. 127 00:07:27,830 --> 00:07:30,166 AND I KNOW I STILL GOT MORE FISH THAN YOU DID. 128 00:07:30,266 --> 00:07:32,702 BULLSHIT. 129 00:07:32,802 --> 00:07:35,705 YOU KNOW, GENIUSES, IT IS FIRE SEASON. 130 00:07:35,805 --> 00:07:36,839 DAVID, WHY DO YOU HANG OUT WITH THIS PUNK? 131 00:07:36,939 --> 00:07:38,040 HE JUST MAKES YOU STUPID. 132 00:07:38,140 --> 00:07:39,542 I'LL BEAT YOU STUPID, RC. 133 00:07:39,642 --> 00:07:41,711 SIT DOWN, RODNEY. I'M JUST FUCKING WITH YOU. 134 00:07:41,811 --> 00:07:43,811 HERE. WHAT IS THIS? 135 00:07:44,931 --> 00:07:46,549 THAT WAS MY CHAI. 136 00:07:46,649 --> 00:07:49,454 THANKS FOR THAT. IT'S MOOSE URINE. 137 00:08:00,613 --> 00:08:02,765 HI, GRANDMA OTTERTALE. 138 00:08:02,865 --> 00:08:04,734 HI. 139 00:08:04,834 --> 00:08:06,569 I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW MORNING. 140 00:08:06,669 --> 00:08:08,171 I CAN'T. HELPING MY DAD ALL DAY. 141 00:08:08,271 --> 00:08:10,940 WHATEVER. MORE FISH FOR ME. 142 00:08:11,040 --> 00:08:12,642 YEAH, YOU'RE GONNA GET BORED WHEN YOU DON'T CATCH ANYTHING, 143 00:08:12,742 --> 00:08:13,943 AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE HOME EARLY. 144 00:08:14,043 --> 00:08:16,043 NO. 145 00:08:19,198 --> 00:08:21,217 DID YOU CATCH ANY FISH? 146 00:08:21,317 --> 00:08:22,585 OF COURSE. 147 00:08:22,685 --> 00:08:24,554 DID YOU SEE ANYTHING INTERESTING? 148 00:08:24,654 --> 00:08:25,721 NO. 149 00:08:25,821 --> 00:08:28,758 NOTHING OUT OF THE ORDINARY. WHY? 150 00:08:28,858 --> 00:08:31,794 I'VE SEEN AN ORB LAST NIGHT. 151 00:08:31,894 --> 00:08:32,795 YOU MEAN ONE OF THE 'BRIGHT LIGHTS' 152 00:08:32,895 --> 00:08:33,930 THAT PEOPLE TALK ABOUT... 153 00:08:34,030 --> 00:08:35,231 ... AFTER SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME... 154 00:08:35,331 --> 00:08:36,599 ... IN THE SWEAT LODGE? 155 00:08:36,699 --> 00:08:38,768 YES. IT WAS A GREEN ONE. 156 00:08:38,868 --> 00:08:40,937 THEY ALWAYS COME FIRST. 157 00:08:41,037 --> 00:08:43,239 NO ORBS, GRANDMA. 158 00:08:43,339 --> 00:08:45,641 OKAY. 159 00:08:45,741 --> 00:08:47,741 GOOD LUCK. 160 00:08:57,670 --> 00:09:00,857 I BROUGHT HOME A WHOLE BAG OF FRESH TROUT, 161 00:09:00,957 --> 00:09:04,126 AND WE'RE EATING FROZEN FISH STICKS. 162 00:09:04,226 --> 00:09:06,545 THEY'RE FOR COMPANY. 163 00:09:08,781 --> 00:09:10,782 WHAT COMPANY? 164 00:09:15,187 --> 00:09:16,138 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 165 00:09:16,238 --> 00:09:19,775 LOOKING FOR ORBS. 166 00:09:19,875 --> 00:09:21,644 COME ON, GRANDMA. YOU HAVE TO EAT. 167 00:09:21,744 --> 00:09:22,845 BEFORE YOU TAKE YOUR HEART MEDICINE. 168 00:09:22,945 --> 00:09:25,648 THAT'S PROBABLY WHY YOU'RE SEEING ORBS. 169 00:09:25,748 --> 00:09:29,285 I'M SEEING ORBS BECAUSE SOMETHING IS GONNA HAPPEN. 170 00:09:29,385 --> 00:09:31,921 EAT YOUR DINNER, PLEASE. 171 00:09:32,021 --> 00:09:34,021 OKAY. 172 00:09:36,343 --> 00:09:38,343 I GOT IT. 173 00:09:42,715 --> 00:09:43,766 HEY, ART. 174 00:09:43,866 --> 00:09:45,866 DAVID. 175 00:09:47,353 --> 00:09:48,771 HELLO, LOUISE. 176 00:09:48,871 --> 00:09:50,907 HEY, ARTHUR. DO YOU WANT TO COME IN? 177 00:09:51,007 --> 00:09:53,075 NO, THANKS. I HAVE A LOT ON MY PLATE TONIGHT. 178 00:09:53,175 --> 00:09:54,110 UH-HMM. 179 00:09:54,210 --> 00:09:55,978 DID YOU SEE ANY ORBS? 180 00:09:56,078 --> 00:09:57,547 NOT LATELY. 181 00:09:57,647 --> 00:09:59,282 I SAW A GREEN ONE LAST NIGHT. 182 00:09:59,382 --> 00:10:00,283 REALLY, WHAT TIME? 183 00:10:00,383 --> 00:10:04,153 WHAT'S UP, ART? 184 00:10:04,253 --> 00:10:06,956 YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK... 185 00:10:07,056 --> 00:10:09,692 ... BILL WAS HALLUCINATING OUT THERE TODAY. 186 00:10:09,792 --> 00:10:11,827 I DON'T KNOW. 187 00:10:11,927 --> 00:10:12,828 CITY GUY, 188 00:10:12,928 --> 00:10:14,330 NOT USED TO THE FRESH AIR. 189 00:10:14,430 --> 00:10:16,666 PROBABLY SAW A BEAR. 190 00:10:16,766 --> 00:10:19,268 YOU KNOW, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT ALSO... 191 00:10:19,368 --> 00:10:23,739 ... UNTIL HE MENTIONED A HAIRY MAN, DAVID. 192 00:10:23,839 --> 00:10:25,174 YOU SAW A HAIRY MAN? 193 00:10:25,274 --> 00:10:26,609 NO, GRANDMA. 194 00:10:26,709 --> 00:10:28,344 JUST SOME CRAZY TOURIST HALLUCINATING. 195 00:10:28,444 --> 00:10:29,679 THOUGHT HE SAW HIM. 196 00:10:29,779 --> 00:10:30,980 HE PROBABLY DID... 197 00:10:31,080 --> 00:10:33,715 ... BECAUSE HE'S ALREADY HERE. 198 00:10:33,716 --> 00:10:36,052 YOU KNOW, WHY DON'T YOU AND RODNEY DO ME A FAVOR... 199 00:10:36,152 --> 00:10:39,889 ... AND JUST TAKE IT EASY FOR A WHILE. 200 00:10:39,989 --> 00:10:41,857 I REALLY DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO LAUNCH... 201 00:10:41,957 --> 00:10:44,507 ... A FORMAL INVESTIGATION. 202 00:10:47,780 --> 00:10:48,864 GOOD NIGHT, LOUISE. 203 00:10:48,964 --> 00:10:50,232 GOOD NIGHT, ARTHUR. 204 00:10:50,332 --> 00:10:53,135 COME AGAIN REAL SOON. 205 00:10:53,235 --> 00:10:55,235 NIGHT, ART. 206 00:10:58,958 --> 00:11:00,958 GOD, YOU'RE RUDE. 207 00:11:32,725 --> 00:11:36,412 WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? 208 00:11:36,512 --> 00:11:37,980 IT'S COLD. 209 00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:39,115 SOMETHING'S GONNA BITE ME. 210 00:11:39,215 --> 00:11:41,366 YOU ARE SUCH AS WUSS. 211 00:11:42,736 --> 00:11:46,871 YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. 212 00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:49,425 BITE YOU. THERE'S NOTHING IN HERE... 213 00:11:49,525 --> 00:11:51,427 ... BUT TROUT AND ME, THEY WON'T BITE. 214 00:11:51,527 --> 00:11:52,695 NO. 215 00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:55,413 I'M NOT BORED, RODNEY. 216 00:11:56,982 --> 00:11:59,235 WOULD YOU PREFER A SPONGE BATH, PRINCESS? 217 00:11:59,335 --> 00:12:00,670 YOU'D LIKE THAT, WOULDN'T YOU? 218 00:12:00,770 --> 00:12:02,371 GET IN THIS RIVER, YOU STINK. 219 00:12:02,471 --> 00:12:04,471 I DO NOT. 220 00:12:06,158 --> 00:12:08,158 I CAN'T DO THIS. 221 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,685 WELL, HOWDY THERE, STRANGER. 222 00:12:15,785 --> 00:12:17,119 OH, HEY, 223 00:12:17,219 --> 00:12:18,120 I'M SORRY. 224 00:12:18,220 --> 00:12:19,955 I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE. 225 00:12:20,055 --> 00:12:21,223 UH-HUH. 226 00:12:21,323 --> 00:12:23,323 HOW ARE THEY BITING? 227 00:12:23,392 --> 00:12:24,794 FEW LITTLE ONES. 228 00:12:24,894 --> 00:12:26,162 NOTHING TO WRITE HOME ABOUT. 229 00:12:26,262 --> 00:12:29,832 YOU MUST BE USING THE WRONG PATTERN. 230 00:12:29,932 --> 00:12:31,734 LET ME TAKE A LOOK. 231 00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:33,469 WHAT? OKAY. 232 00:12:33,569 --> 00:12:35,569 OF COURSE. 233 00:12:41,093 --> 00:12:42,144 CADIS FLY? 234 00:12:42,244 --> 00:12:43,813 REALLY? 235 00:12:43,913 --> 00:12:46,015 DUDE, IT'S ALL NYMPHS RIGHT NOW. 236 00:12:46,115 --> 00:12:47,116 NYMPHS, HUH? 237 00:12:47,216 --> 00:12:48,384 HERE. 238 00:12:48,484 --> 00:12:52,137 LET ME SEE WHAT WE HAVE HERE. 239 00:12:57,076 --> 00:12:58,160 HERE WE GO. 240 00:12:58,260 --> 00:13:00,260 THIS IS OUGHT TO DO IT. 241 00:13:00,296 --> 00:13:02,298 YOU DO LIKE NYMPHS, DON'T YOU? 242 00:13:02,398 --> 00:13:04,415 I LOVE NYMPHS. 243 00:13:11,490 --> 00:13:13,743 GIVE ME YOUR ROD. WHAT? 244 00:13:13,843 --> 00:13:16,846 YOU CAN'T CATCH A BIG FISH UNLESS YOU'RE NAKED. 245 00:13:16,946 --> 00:13:19,448 SO IF I DON'T GET ANYTHING ON THIS NEXT CAST. 246 00:13:19,548 --> 00:13:21,383 I'M GONNA HAVE TO TAKE MY SKIRT OFF. 247 00:13:21,483 --> 00:13:23,483 OKAY. 248 00:13:25,838 --> 00:13:27,838 TOLD YOU. 249 00:13:29,141 --> 00:13:31,142 YOU DO THIS OFTEN? 250 00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:35,164 WHAT? 251 00:13:35,264 --> 00:13:36,999 FISH NAKED. 252 00:13:37,099 --> 00:13:40,936 AMONG OTHER THINGS. 253 00:13:41,036 --> 00:13:42,538 HEY, I DIDN'T--I DIDN'T CATCH YOUR NAME. 254 00:13:42,638 --> 00:13:44,006 AMY. 255 00:13:44,106 --> 00:13:46,442 COME ON OVER AFTER YOU LOSE MY FISH. 256 00:13:46,542 --> 00:13:50,707 NAKED HIPPIE CHICK TELLING ME NOT TO LOSE MY FISH? 257 00:13:53,532 --> 00:13:54,884 DAMN IT. 258 00:13:54,984 --> 00:13:56,984 TOLD YOU. 259 00:14:05,110 --> 00:14:06,195 ENJOY THE SHOW? 260 00:14:06,295 --> 00:14:08,264 I WAS FISHING, I WASN'T SPYING. 261 00:14:08,364 --> 00:14:10,232 OH, RELAX, JEN. 262 00:14:10,332 --> 00:14:12,001 IT'S NOT THE FIRST TIME SOMEONE WILL MASTURBATE... 263 00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:13,202 ... TO THE THOUGHT OF MY WET, NAKED BODY. 264 00:14:13,302 --> 00:14:14,270 AMY. I WAS... 265 00:14:14,370 --> 00:14:16,972 ... RELAX, BOTH OF YOU. 266 00:14:17,072 --> 00:14:19,408 TOTALLY INNOCENT ENCOUNTER. 267 00:14:19,508 --> 00:14:21,076 NICE GEAR. 268 00:14:21,176 --> 00:14:22,077 ALL RIGHT. COME ON. 269 00:14:22,177 --> 00:14:24,177 IT'S ALMOST LUNCHTIME. 270 00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:28,198 LADIES FIRST. 271 00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:38,327 HOME SWEET HOME. 272 00:14:38,427 --> 00:14:39,328 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 273 00:14:39,428 --> 00:14:40,362 WHAT'S THIS? 274 00:14:40,462 --> 00:14:41,363 HOME. 275 00:14:41,463 --> 00:14:43,032 SINCE WHEN? 276 00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:45,100 OH, JEN AND I GRADUATED LAST MONTH... 277 00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:48,103 ...AND DECIDED TO GO MINIMALIST INSTEAD OF ENTERING THE MACHINE. 278 00:14:48,203 --> 00:14:50,203 MINIMALIST, HUH? 279 00:14:50,239 --> 00:14:52,408 SO, WHAT DID YOU TWO STUDY TO DRIVE YOU OUT HERE? 280 00:14:52,508 --> 00:14:54,610 AMY, PHILOSOPHY, ME, MATHEMATICS. 281 00:14:54,710 --> 00:14:58,314 AND I WANTED TO EXPLORE MY ROOTS AS WELL. 282 00:14:58,414 --> 00:15:00,249 NICE SATELLITE DISH. 283 00:15:00,349 --> 00:15:01,984 IT'S JUST FOR INTERNET ACCESS. 284 00:15:02,084 --> 00:15:03,886 WE DON'T BELIEVE IN TELEVISION. 285 00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:05,986 OKAY. OKAY. 286 00:15:11,478 --> 00:15:15,264 YOU GUYS AREN'T EXACTLY ROUGHING IT. 287 00:15:15,364 --> 00:15:16,999 NO ONE SAID YOU HAD TO BE UNCOMFORTABLE... 288 00:15:17,099 --> 00:15:18,133 ... TO COMMUNE WITH NATURE. 289 00:15:18,233 --> 00:15:19,969 COMMUNING. YEAH. 290 00:15:20,069 --> 00:15:22,789 YOU'RE JUST A REGULAR POCAHONTAS. 291 00:15:24,356 --> 00:15:27,509 OH, I LIKE YOUR LANDSCAPING. 292 00:15:27,609 --> 00:15:28,510 OH, REALLY? 293 00:15:28,610 --> 00:15:31,180 YOU LIKE OUR LANDSCAPING? 294 00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:34,650 YEAH, I DON'T THINK YOU CAN HANDLE OUR LANDSCAPING. 295 00:15:34,750 --> 00:15:36,118 OH, PLEASE. 296 00:15:36,218 --> 00:15:38,683 I CAN HANDLE YOUR LANDSCAPING. 297 00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:46,195 I SAW THE FIRST STAR. 298 00:15:46,295 --> 00:15:48,295 I GET TO MAKE A WISH. 299 00:15:48,330 --> 00:15:51,367 DO YOU THINK THERE'S ALIEN USSES... 300 00:15:51,467 --> 00:15:53,369 ... ON ANOTHER PLANET... 301 00:15:53,469 --> 00:15:55,371 ... SOMEWHERE OUT THERE LOOKING AT US... 302 00:15:55,471 --> 00:15:57,907 ... AND WONDERING IF THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE IN THE UNIVERSE? 303 00:15:58,007 --> 00:15:59,408 CLICHE. I FEEL SO SMALL... 304 00:15:59,508 --> 00:16:01,043 ... AND INSIGNIFICANT... 305 00:16:01,143 --> 00:16:03,178 ... WHEN I LOOK AT THE STARS. 306 00:16:03,278 --> 00:16:05,278 CLICHE, CLICHE... 307 00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:07,416 ... YOU ARE. 308 00:16:07,516 --> 00:16:09,585 DON'T BE INSULTING. 309 00:16:09,685 --> 00:16:11,020 I'M SERIOUS. 310 00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:12,554 SO AM I. 311 00:16:12,654 --> 00:16:15,658 WE ARE INSIGNIFICANT, BUT WHO CARES? 312 00:16:15,758 --> 00:16:17,393 WHEN YOU'RE INSIGNIFICANT. 313 00:16:17,493 --> 00:16:22,253 YOU DON'T HAVE ANY HEAVY RESPONSIBILITIES TO WORRY ABOUT. 314 00:16:25,250 --> 00:16:26,535 WHAT? 315 00:16:26,635 --> 00:16:29,104 LISTEN TO YOU, GUYS. 316 00:16:29,204 --> 00:16:31,640 COME ON, I'M THE ONE WITH A DEGREE IN PHILOSOPHY, 317 00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:33,442 AND YOU DON'T HEAR ME GETTING ALL METAPHYSICAL... 318 00:16:33,542 --> 00:16:35,210 ... AND RUINING A PERFECTLY DELIGHTFUL EVENING. 319 00:16:35,310 --> 00:16:37,112 BE NICE. 320 00:16:37,212 --> 00:16:39,448 OKAY. WHY DO YOU THINK WE'RE HERE? 321 00:16:39,548 --> 00:16:43,052 I DON'T KNOW, AND REALLY, I DON'T CARE. 322 00:16:43,152 --> 00:16:44,586 PHILOSOPHY IS CRAP. 323 00:16:44,686 --> 00:16:46,221 IT'S NOT CRAP. 324 00:16:46,321 --> 00:16:48,321 NOT CRAP. 325 00:16:48,323 --> 00:16:50,559 YES, IT IS. 326 00:16:50,659 --> 00:16:52,361 DON'T YOU GO TO SCHOOL OR SOMETHING? 327 00:16:52,461 --> 00:16:54,330 WHY SHOULD I? 328 00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:56,565 I MEAN, YOUR DEGREES AREN'T DOING YOU MUCH GOOD. 329 00:16:56,665 --> 00:16:59,183 THAT'S NOT TRUE. 330 00:17:00,387 --> 00:17:02,438 YOU'RE A LIAR. THAT'S NOT TRUE. 331 00:17:02,538 --> 00:17:05,274 OH, SHIT, I GOT TO GO. 332 00:17:05,374 --> 00:17:09,044 AW, DOES LITTLE DAVIE HAVE A CURFEW? 333 00:17:09,144 --> 00:17:11,380 I GOT TO GO CHECK ON MY GRANDMA. 334 00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:13,482 YOU HAVE TWO BEAUTIFUL. 335 00:17:13,582 --> 00:17:15,684 HORNY WOMEN ALONE IN THE WOODS. 336 00:17:15,784 --> 00:17:18,120 AND YOU REALLY WANT TO GO CHECK ON 'GRANDMA'? 337 00:17:18,220 --> 00:17:19,989 WE'RE LONELY. 338 00:17:20,089 --> 00:17:22,758 LOOK, IF I DON'T GIVE MY GRANDMA HER MEDICINE, SHE WON'T TAKE IT. 339 00:17:22,858 --> 00:17:25,153 SUIT YOURSELF. I UNDERSTAND. 340 00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:27,229 WE MIGHT BE TOO MUCH FOR YOU. 341 00:17:27,329 --> 00:17:29,598 WE DON'T HAVE TO TORTURE HIM THIS MUCH. 342 00:17:29,698 --> 00:17:31,698 BUT IT'S SO FUN. 343 00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:35,070 HE HAS TO TAKE CARE OF HIS GRANDMOTHER. 344 00:17:35,170 --> 00:17:36,672 OH, WAIT, I'M HORNY. 345 00:17:36,772 --> 00:17:38,273 DAVID, WAIT A MINUTE. 346 00:17:38,373 --> 00:17:40,342 DAVID, DAVID, WAIT A SECOND. 347 00:17:40,442 --> 00:17:43,012 LOOK, I REALLY NEED TO CHECK ON MY GRANDMA. 348 00:17:43,112 --> 00:17:44,213 IT'S COOL. 349 00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:45,781 AMY'S A TERRIBLE TEASE. 350 00:17:45,881 --> 00:17:47,316 REALLY? 351 00:17:47,416 --> 00:17:48,650 OKAY. ACTUALLY, SHE'S NOT A TEASE. 352 00:17:48,750 --> 00:17:50,586 SHE'D PROBABLY FOLLOW THROUGH. 353 00:17:50,686 --> 00:17:53,155 YEAH, THAT MAKES ME FEEL SO MUCH BETTER. 354 00:17:53,255 --> 00:17:54,523 DON'T WORRY, WE'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 355 00:17:54,623 --> 00:17:56,258 JUST COME BACK THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW. 356 00:17:56,358 --> 00:17:57,593 WHAT'S WRONG WITH TOMORROW? 357 00:17:57,693 --> 00:18:00,229 WE HAVE TO GO INTO TOWN FOR SUPPLIES. 358 00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:02,329 COME HERE. 359 00:18:03,449 --> 00:18:05,601 NOW TAKE CARE OF GRANDMA. 360 00:18:05,701 --> 00:18:07,369 RIGHT. 361 00:18:07,469 --> 00:18:08,737 GRANDMA. 362 00:18:08,837 --> 00:18:12,123 MEDICINE. 363 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:17,385 SHE PROBABLY WON'T DIE IF SHE JUST MISSES ONE. 364 00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:22,733 OH, NO. 365 00:18:27,372 --> 00:18:30,374 HEY, ART, WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU? 366 00:18:34,379 --> 00:18:36,765 OH, HEY, DAVID. 367 00:18:36,865 --> 00:18:38,600 HEY, ART. 368 00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:40,169 WHAT'S UP? 369 00:18:40,269 --> 00:18:42,604 OH, JUST DROPPED BY TO CHECK IN. 370 00:18:42,704 --> 00:18:44,704 WHY? 371 00:18:46,258 --> 00:18:49,594 YOU KNOW, JUST MAKING MY ROUNDS. 372 00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:53,082 SEE YOU LATER, LOUISE. 373 00:18:53,182 --> 00:18:54,716 YEAH, BYE, ARTHUR. 374 00:18:54,816 --> 00:18:57,602 OH, HERE, YOUR BADGE. 375 00:19:00,606 --> 00:19:02,257 HEY, ART, 376 00:19:02,357 --> 00:19:04,907 THINK YOU BETTER GET OVER HERE. 377 00:19:19,191 --> 00:19:20,876 WHY ARE YOU WEARING YOUR ROBE? 378 00:19:20,976 --> 00:19:22,744 I TOOK MY MEDICINE. 379 00:19:22,844 --> 00:19:27,316 THAT'S GREAT, GRANDMA. 380 00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:29,651 WHAT WAS ART DOING HERE SO LATE? 381 00:19:29,751 --> 00:19:31,520 HE'S JUST CHECKING ON ME. 382 00:19:31,620 --> 00:19:33,455 I'M GONNA SLEEP HERE TONIGHT. 383 00:19:33,555 --> 00:19:34,823 WHY? 384 00:19:34,923 --> 00:19:37,675 I'M LOOKING FOR ORBS. 385 00:19:43,215 --> 00:19:46,802 ARE YOU SURE YOU NOT TAKING TOO MUCH OF YOUR MEDICINE? 386 00:19:46,902 --> 00:19:47,836 YES. 387 00:19:47,936 --> 00:19:49,505 SMELLS LIKE YOU ARE. 388 00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:51,373 DID YOU GET ANY FISH? 389 00:19:51,473 --> 00:19:53,473 YES. 390 00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:56,359 JUST DOUBLE CHECKING. 391 00:19:56,411 --> 00:19:59,381 WHAT? 392 00:19:59,481 --> 00:20:01,481 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 393 00:20:01,550 --> 00:20:03,550 FEEDING HAIRY MAN. 394 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,490 LET'S GO TO BED, GRANDMA. 395 00:20:08,590 --> 00:20:12,661 I'M SLEEPING HERE TONIGHT IN CASE ORBS COME. 396 00:20:12,761 --> 00:20:15,297 GRANDMA, IT'S GONNA BE COLD TONIGHT, 397 00:20:15,397 --> 00:20:16,698 AND I WON'T BE ABLE TO SLEEP... 398 00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:19,234 ... IF I THINK YOU'RE OUT HERE FREEZING TO DEATH. 399 00:20:19,334 --> 00:20:21,147 I WON'T FREEZE IF YOU GIVE ME. 400 00:20:21,247 --> 00:20:22,355 MY BLANKET BACK. 401 00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:24,455 COME ON. 402 00:20:27,926 --> 00:20:29,926 SHIT. 403 00:20:31,630 --> 00:20:34,416 YOU TREAT ME LIKE A LITTLE GIRL. 404 00:20:34,516 --> 00:20:36,667 I'M SORRY, GRANDMA. 405 00:20:51,984 --> 00:20:53,835 YOU REALLY LIKE MESSING WITH PEOPLE, DON'T YOU? 406 00:20:53,935 --> 00:20:54,970 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 407 00:20:55,070 --> 00:20:57,365 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. DAVID. 408 00:20:57,439 --> 00:20:59,608 HE LOOKED LIKE HE WAS GONNA EXPLODE WHEN HE LEFT HERE. 409 00:20:59,708 --> 00:21:01,677 IT'S GOOD TO KEEP GUYS GUESSING. 410 00:21:01,777 --> 00:21:02,778 GUESSING? 411 00:21:02,878 --> 00:21:04,980 HE'S PROBABLY LYING IN BED... 412 00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:06,615 ... IMAGINING THE TWO OF US... 413 00:21:06,715 --> 00:21:10,370 ... IN THE THROES OF CRAZY LESBIAN SEX. 414 00:21:11,371 --> 00:21:14,346 I'D HATE TO LET THE LITTLE GUY DOWN. 415 00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:16,525 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 416 00:21:16,625 --> 00:21:17,526 NICE TRY. 417 00:21:17,626 --> 00:21:19,394 HEAD GAMES WITH GUYS, FINE, 418 00:21:19,494 --> 00:21:20,963 BUT NOT WITH ME. 419 00:21:21,063 --> 00:21:22,531 I GOT TO PEE. 420 00:21:22,631 --> 00:21:26,535 YOU WANT TO EXPLORE YOUR ROOTS WITH DAVID. 421 00:21:26,635 --> 00:21:28,635 MAYBE. 422 00:21:28,670 --> 00:21:31,807 SHE BETTER NOT BE THINKING ABOUT EXPERIMENTING. 423 00:21:31,907 --> 00:21:33,575 IT'S REALLY BAD ENOUGH I HAVE TO DEAL WITH BUGS... 424 00:21:33,675 --> 00:21:38,496 ... AND SNAKES, AND OTHER CREEPY-CRAWLY SHIT. 425 00:21:52,511 --> 00:21:56,031 I'M TIRED, AMES, STOP MESSING AROUND. 426 00:21:56,131 --> 00:21:58,533 I'M SERIOUS. 427 00:21:58,633 --> 00:22:00,002 AMY, IT'S NOT POLITE... 428 00:22:00,102 --> 00:22:03,622 ...TO SHINE A LIGHT ON SOMEONE WHEN THEY'RE PEEING. 429 00:22:03,722 --> 00:22:05,722 THANK YOU. 430 00:22:13,533 --> 00:22:15,584 WHEN DID YOU GET THE GREEN FLASHLIGHT? 431 00:22:15,684 --> 00:22:16,752 WHAT? 432 00:22:16,852 --> 00:22:18,520 YOU KNOW. 433 00:22:18,620 --> 00:22:22,057 THE GREEN LIGHT YOU WERE SHINING ON ME WHEN I WAS PEEING. 434 00:22:22,157 --> 00:22:24,059 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 435 00:22:24,159 --> 00:22:27,029 YOU WEREN'T SHINING A GREEN LIGHT ON ME? 436 00:22:27,129 --> 00:22:29,531 I TOLD YOU THAT WAS STRONG STUFF. 437 00:22:29,631 --> 00:22:30,565 STOP MESSING WITH ME. 438 00:22:30,665 --> 00:22:31,933 I DIDN'T SMOKE THAT MUCH. 439 00:22:32,033 --> 00:22:34,303 I THINK YOU DID. 440 00:22:34,403 --> 00:22:36,338 SERIOUSLY, YOU'RE NOT MESSING WITH ME? 441 00:22:36,438 --> 00:22:38,874 NO. 442 00:22:38,974 --> 00:22:41,310 THAT IS SOME GOOD LANDSCAPING. 443 00:22:41,410 --> 00:22:43,410 MM-HMM. 444 00:23:06,952 --> 00:23:08,403 WATCH THOSE RACCOONS, GRANDMA. 445 00:23:08,503 --> 00:23:10,503 I MIGHT BE LATE. OKAY. 446 00:23:10,505 --> 00:23:11,907 YOU'LL TAKE YOUR MEDICINE, RIGHT? 447 00:23:12,007 --> 00:23:14,007 OKAY. 448 00:23:15,761 --> 00:23:16,745 WHAT? 449 00:23:16,845 --> 00:23:18,013 OH, AREN'T YOU GOING TO WISH... 450 00:23:18,113 --> 00:23:20,082 ... YOU CAME FISHING WITH ME YESTERDAY. 451 00:23:20,182 --> 00:23:23,412 BETTER THAN SLAVE LABORING WITH MY DAD? 452 00:23:37,015 --> 00:23:38,500 OW. GET OUT. 453 00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:39,501 WHY? 454 00:23:39,601 --> 00:23:40,902 GET THE FUCK OUT. 455 00:23:41,002 --> 00:23:42,838 YOU'RE SMOKING HERB WITH NOT ONE BUT TWO... 456 00:23:42,938 --> 00:23:45,474 ... HOT, NAKED HIPPIE CHICKS ALL DAY AND YOU ASK ME WHY? 457 00:23:45,574 --> 00:23:47,709 YOU SHOULD'VE CALLED ME, YOU ASSHOLE. 458 00:23:47,809 --> 00:23:48,810 UGH. 459 00:23:48,910 --> 00:23:49,911 OW, FRICK YOU, MAN. 460 00:23:50,011 --> 00:23:50,912 YEAH, IT BURNS. 461 00:23:51,012 --> 00:23:52,814 I DIDN'T HAVE A PHONE. 462 00:23:52,914 --> 00:23:55,804 WELL, THEN YOU SHOULD'VE FOUND ONE. 463 00:23:58,136 --> 00:24:00,021 SERIOUSLY, DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK? 464 00:24:00,121 --> 00:24:01,957 YOU LUCKY BASTARD. 465 00:24:02,057 --> 00:24:06,461 THAT'S LIKE--THAT'S LIKE 'PENTHOUSE' FORUM SHIT. 466 00:24:06,561 --> 00:24:08,897 IT REALLY WASN'T THAT EXCITING. 467 00:24:08,997 --> 00:24:11,600 WHAT, YOU DIDN'T SEAL THE DEAL? NO. 468 00:24:11,700 --> 00:24:12,909 I HAD TO MAKE SURE MY GRANDMA TOOK. 469 00:24:13,009 --> 00:24:13,419 HER MEDICINE. 470 00:24:13,519 --> 00:24:15,871 OH, MAN. YOUR PRIORITIES ARE SO MESSED UP. 471 00:24:15,971 --> 00:24:18,106 OKAY, WHATEVER. NO. 472 00:24:18,206 --> 00:24:19,875 OKAY, WHERE ARE WE GOING? 473 00:24:19,975 --> 00:24:21,176 YOU MEAN BEFORE WE GO BACK AND VISIT... 474 00:24:21,276 --> 00:24:23,779 ... YOUR SOON TO BE EX-GIRLFRIENDS? 475 00:24:23,879 --> 00:24:26,174 THEY'RE IN TOWN TODAY. SHIT. 476 00:24:26,214 --> 00:24:28,683 OKAY. WE'LL GO TO SOUTH FORK. 477 00:24:28,783 --> 00:24:30,986 SOUTH FORK? 478 00:24:31,086 --> 00:24:33,855 THE FISHING SUCKS, AND IT'S FULL OF TOURISTS. 479 00:24:33,955 --> 00:24:35,090 EXACTLY. 480 00:24:35,190 --> 00:24:37,959 TIME TO GENERATE SOME MEDIA CRED. 481 00:24:38,059 --> 00:24:40,478 OH, YOU'RE GOOD, YOU. 482 00:24:49,788 --> 00:24:52,007 MAN, YOU ARE A MESS. 483 00:24:52,107 --> 00:24:53,842 RC. - YEAH, BOB. 484 00:24:53,942 --> 00:24:55,610 HEY, RC, I'M KIND OF HUNG-UP HERE. 485 00:24:55,710 --> 00:24:56,945 COULD YOU GIVE ME A HAND? 486 00:24:57,045 --> 00:24:58,647 YOU KNOW, BOB, PART OF BEING A FLY-FISHERMAN. 487 00:24:58,747 --> 00:25:00,649 IS LEARNING HOW TO GET YOURSELF UNTANGLED THERE. 488 00:25:00,749 --> 00:25:03,718 I'D CUT YOU LOOSE, BUT I'D BE DOING YOU A DISSERVICE. 489 00:25:03,818 --> 00:25:05,086 HEY, RC. 490 00:25:05,186 --> 00:25:07,756 ANY LUCK TODAY? 491 00:25:07,856 --> 00:25:11,511 MAN, THESE ARE GONNA BE SO GREAT ON MUGBOOK. 492 00:25:11,910 --> 00:25:13,161 NEVER MIND. 493 00:25:13,261 --> 00:25:14,830 YEAH. HEY, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU'RE NOT JOINED. 494 00:25:14,930 --> 00:25:16,798 TO THE HIP WITH THAT CRIMINAL, DAVID. 495 00:25:16,898 --> 00:25:18,233 COME ON, MAN. 496 00:25:18,333 --> 00:25:19,935 THAT WAS A BULLSHIT CHARGE, 497 00:25:20,035 --> 00:25:21,169 AND YOU KNOW IT. 498 00:25:21,269 --> 00:25:22,170 YEAH, BULLSHIT CHARGE. 499 00:25:22,270 --> 00:25:23,839 HE STEALS ART'S PATROL CAR. 500 00:25:23,939 --> 00:25:24,873 AND DRIVES THROUGH THE POST OFFICE. 501 00:25:24,973 --> 00:25:26,775 AND THAT'S A BULLSHIT CHARGE. 502 00:25:26,875 --> 00:25:29,085 NO ONE SAW HIM. YEAH, OKAY. 503 00:25:29,177 --> 00:25:30,812 HEY, DAVID, WHEN ARE YOU COMING BY THE SHOP? 504 00:25:30,912 --> 00:25:32,714 I'M OUT OF STIMULATORS, PARACHUTES. 505 00:25:32,814 --> 00:25:34,206 WOOLY BUGGERS. AND I'M LOW ON. 506 00:25:34,306 --> 00:25:35,067 EVERYTHING ELSE. 507 00:25:35,167 --> 00:25:36,785 NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS? OKAY. 508 00:25:36,885 --> 00:25:38,885 WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? 509 00:25:38,954 --> 00:25:40,954 HAIRY MAN. 510 00:25:44,609 --> 00:25:46,194 OH, SHIT. DAVID, REALLY? 511 00:25:46,294 --> 00:25:49,164 YOU MIGHT KNOW HIM AS BIGFOOT. 512 00:25:49,264 --> 00:25:51,099 HEY, WHERE YOU GOING? 513 00:25:51,199 --> 00:25:52,901 FISHING. 514 00:25:53,001 --> 00:25:56,538 FISH ARE ALL TOO SCARED DOWN HERE. LATER, RC. 515 00:25:56,638 --> 00:25:58,106 SERIOUSLY. WE JUST SAW BIGFOOT... 516 00:25:58,206 --> 00:25:59,841 ON THE NORTH FORK RIVER. - SOUTH FORK. 517 00:25:59,941 --> 00:26:00,842 SOUTH FORK RIVER. 518 00:26:00,942 --> 00:26:02,744 WE GOT A PHOTO OF IT. 519 00:26:02,844 --> 00:26:04,179 YES, THAT'S RIGHT, CHET. 520 00:26:04,279 --> 00:26:06,748 WE ARE LIVE WITH TONIGHT'S BIG STORY. 521 00:26:06,848 --> 00:26:08,917 BIGFOOT ON THE SOUTH FORK RIVER. 522 00:26:09,017 --> 00:26:11,052 WE WANNA SHOW YOU A VERY DRAMATIC PHOTOGRAPH... 523 00:26:11,152 --> 00:26:13,555 ...THAT WAS JUST TAKEN HOURS AGO. TAKE A LOOK. 524 00:26:13,655 --> 00:26:14,756 NOW, IT IS BLURRY... 525 00:26:14,856 --> 00:26:17,759 HEY, GRANDMA. 526 00:26:17,859 --> 00:26:19,961 ...SOME KIND OF CREATURE... 527 00:26:20,061 --> 00:26:21,162 ... WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING? 528 00:26:21,262 --> 00:26:22,764 NEWS. 529 00:26:22,864 --> 00:26:25,300 TOURISTS THINK THEY SAW A BIGFOOT. 530 00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:28,570 HOLY SHIT. 531 00:26:28,670 --> 00:26:30,305 NO. - CHARLIE MURPHY. 532 00:26:30,405 --> 00:26:32,741 CHARLIE MURPHY, YOU WERE THE ONE RESPONSIBLE. 533 00:26:32,841 --> 00:26:35,277 NOW THAT LOOKS LIKE A VERY FANCY PIECE OF EQUIPMENT. 534 00:26:35,377 --> 00:26:37,112 WITH NO DUE RESPECT, SIR, 535 00:26:37,212 --> 00:26:40,682 WHY IS THIS PHOTO SO BLURRY? 536 00:26:40,782 --> 00:26:44,586 WELL, THE--I HAD ON A REALLY WIDE LENS, 537 00:26:44,686 --> 00:26:47,756 AND THE CREATURE. THIS BIG HAIRY THING... 538 00:26:47,856 --> 00:26:49,591 ... LOOKED AND MOVED MORE LIKE AN APE THAN A MAN. 539 00:26:49,691 --> 00:26:51,560 HE WAS REALLY WAY UPSTREAM... 540 00:26:51,660 --> 00:26:53,228 ... AND I MIGHT HAVE HAD THE-- I MIGHT HAVE KNOCKED... 541 00:26:53,328 --> 00:26:55,630 ... THE AUTO-FOCUS OFF IN THE EXCITEMENT, 542 00:26:55,730 --> 00:26:57,006 BUT WHAT I'M GONNA DO IS I'M GONNA GET MY. 543 00:26:57,106 --> 00:26:57,650 REALLY LONG LENS, 544 00:26:57,750 --> 00:26:59,234 AND I'M GONNA COME BACK OUT HERE EVERY DAY... 545 00:26:59,334 --> 00:27:01,069 ...UNTIL I GET A BETTER PICTURE. EVERY DAY? 546 00:27:01,169 --> 00:27:02,737 NOW, WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO BE OUT HERE EVERY DAY? 547 00:27:02,837 --> 00:27:03,905 TO GET A BETTER PICTURE. 548 00:27:04,005 --> 00:27:06,657 WHAT A DOUCHE BAG. 549 00:27:22,173 --> 00:27:23,725 HOW CLOSE ARE WE GETTING? 550 00:27:23,825 --> 00:27:26,227 RIGHT UP AROUND THE BEND, JUST CHILL. 551 00:27:26,327 --> 00:27:28,129 NICE. 552 00:27:28,229 --> 00:27:30,229 I SAID CHILL. 553 00:27:33,885 --> 00:27:35,370 THEY WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREAM... 554 00:27:35,470 --> 00:27:37,105 ... JUST OFF THAT LITTLE PATH BY THE ROCK. 555 00:27:37,205 --> 00:27:38,306 WELL, THEY'RE NOT THERE NOW. 556 00:27:38,406 --> 00:27:39,708 WHAT ARE YOU FELLAS LOOKING FOR? 557 00:27:39,808 --> 00:27:41,242 OH, AMY, JEN. WE WERE JUST... 558 00:27:41,342 --> 00:27:43,078 ... HOPING TO FIND HER NAKED IN THE RIVER? 559 00:27:43,178 --> 00:27:45,178 YES. NO. 560 00:27:47,365 --> 00:27:49,284 THIS IS RODNEY. WHAT'S UP, LADIES? 561 00:27:49,384 --> 00:27:50,919 WOW. 562 00:27:51,019 --> 00:27:52,320 A NEW FAN. 563 00:27:52,420 --> 00:27:54,255 I HOPE YOU'RE NOT TOO DISAPPOINTED, RODNEY. 564 00:27:54,355 --> 00:27:55,657 OF COURSE NOT. 565 00:27:55,757 --> 00:27:57,258 YOU KNOW, DAVID, THIS MAKES TWO STRIKES. 566 00:27:57,358 --> 00:27:59,094 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 567 00:27:59,194 --> 00:28:00,996 WELL, YOU DIDN'T COME BY YESTERDAY. 568 00:28:01,096 --> 00:28:04,633 JEN AND I JUST HAD TO SATISFY EACH OTHER. 569 00:28:04,733 --> 00:28:07,035 JEN SAID YOU GUYS WERE GOING INTO TOWN. 570 00:28:07,135 --> 00:28:08,837 SILLY, SILLY BOY. 571 00:28:08,937 --> 00:28:10,905 AND TODAY, YOU BROUGHT A FRIEND WITHOUT OUR PERMISSION. 572 00:28:11,005 --> 00:28:13,005 I'M RODNEY. 573 00:28:13,041 --> 00:28:14,309 OKAY, I'M RODNEY. 574 00:28:14,409 --> 00:28:16,144 AMY. AND THIS IS JEN. 575 00:28:16,244 --> 00:28:17,846 NICE TO MEET YOU. 576 00:28:17,946 --> 00:28:18,947 DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THOSE LINES. 577 00:28:19,047 --> 00:28:21,342 HAVE BEEN IN THE WATER YET. 578 00:28:22,167 --> 00:28:23,284 SINCE YOU'RE NOT FISHING, 579 00:28:23,384 --> 00:28:26,104 YOU CAN HELP US WITH OUR LAUNDRY. 580 00:28:26,237 --> 00:28:27,956 I'M NOT REALLY A LAUNDRY GUY. 581 00:28:28,056 --> 00:28:29,958 OH, REALLY? THAT'S TOO BAD. 582 00:28:30,058 --> 00:28:34,648 I HAVEN'T TAKEN OFF EVERYTHING I NEED TO WASH JUST YET. 583 00:28:50,462 --> 00:28:53,081 NICE TO SEE YOU HARDLY WORKING, RODNEY. 584 00:28:53,181 --> 00:28:54,382 WELL, I'M KEEPING BUSY. 585 00:28:54,482 --> 00:28:56,482 I SEE THAT. 586 00:28:56,484 --> 00:28:59,154 DAVID UNDERSTANDS HOW TO TREAT WOMEN. 587 00:28:59,254 --> 00:29:02,957 WE CAN BE VERY GRATEFUL TO MEN LIKE HIM. 588 00:29:03,057 --> 00:29:04,325 HEY, DAVID. 589 00:29:04,425 --> 00:29:06,975 DO YOU MIND WASHING THIS, TOO? 590 00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:13,401 MAY I HAVE MY VEST BACK? 591 00:29:13,501 --> 00:29:15,501 NO. 592 00:29:15,570 --> 00:29:17,570 SO, DAVID. 593 00:29:17,572 --> 00:29:19,374 YOU'RE FIRST NATIONS, RIGHT? 594 00:29:19,474 --> 00:29:20,375 MOSTLY. 595 00:29:20,475 --> 00:29:22,844 MOSTLY? 596 00:29:22,944 --> 00:29:26,915 MY GRANDFATHER'S WHITE, BUT I NEVER MET HIM. 597 00:29:27,015 --> 00:29:28,183 WHY? 598 00:29:28,283 --> 00:29:29,751 DAMN GIRL, YOU'RE NOSY. 599 00:29:29,851 --> 00:29:31,019 I'M SORRY. I CAN'T HELP IT. 600 00:29:31,119 --> 00:29:32,420 I WAS RAISED IN THE CITY. 601 00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:34,322 I'M GUESSING IT WASN'T THE PROJECTS. 602 00:29:34,422 --> 00:29:37,759 WHAT TRIBE DO YOU BELONG TO? 603 00:29:37,859 --> 00:29:42,097 ACTUALLY, I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MY HERITAGE. 604 00:29:42,197 --> 00:29:44,966 DO YOU WANNA HEAR MY STORY? 605 00:29:45,066 --> 00:29:46,334 YEAH, PLEASE. 606 00:29:46,434 --> 00:29:48,870 HERE WE GO. 607 00:29:48,970 --> 00:29:51,372 MY GRANDFATHER WAS A RODEO CLOWN... 608 00:29:51,472 --> 00:29:54,409 ... WITH A PENCHANT FOR FOUR-LEGGED COMPANIONSHIP. 609 00:29:54,509 --> 00:29:59,080 HE MET AN UNTIMELY DEMISE WHEN HE WAS CRUSHED BY A BULL. 610 00:29:59,180 --> 00:30:00,381 MY MOTHER GOT KNOCKED UP... 611 00:30:00,481 --> 00:30:02,951 ... BY HER UNIVERSITY FIRST NATIONS T.A. 612 00:30:03,051 --> 00:30:04,853 FRESHMAN YEAR OF COLLEGE. 613 00:30:04,953 --> 00:30:06,254 AS SOON AS I WAS BORN, 614 00:30:06,354 --> 00:30:08,857 THEY SPLIT FOR AN ASHRAM IN FRANCE. 615 00:30:08,957 --> 00:30:11,126 MY CHILDHOOD WAS TYPICAL. 616 00:30:11,226 --> 00:30:13,895 TROUT FISHING AND SWEAT LODGES. 617 00:30:13,995 --> 00:30:16,131 EACH SPRING, WE'D MIGRATE DOWN TO THE LOWLANDS... 618 00:30:16,231 --> 00:30:17,966 ... WHERE WE WOULD TRAP MOOSE... 619 00:30:18,066 --> 00:30:20,101 ... AND DANCE NAKED UNDER THE LUNAR ECLIPSES... 620 00:30:20,201 --> 00:30:22,804 ... COMMITTING PAGAN ACTS OF DEFIANCE. 621 00:30:22,904 --> 00:30:25,240 PRETTY STANDARD FIRST NATIONS STUFF, REALLY. 622 00:30:25,340 --> 00:30:28,109 HE'S JERKING YOUR CHAIN, JEN. 623 00:30:28,209 --> 00:30:29,344 DON'T MOCK HIM, AMY. 624 00:30:29,444 --> 00:30:31,813 IT'S ALL TRUE. RIGHT. 625 00:30:31,913 --> 00:30:34,382 IT IS. SERIOUSLY, IT'S ALL TRUE. 626 00:30:34,482 --> 00:30:37,552 TRAPPING MOOSE? 627 00:30:37,652 --> 00:30:39,345 MY GRANDFATHER WAS A RODEO CLOWN. 628 00:30:39,445 --> 00:30:40,740 WHO GOT CRUSHED BY A BULL. 629 00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:42,023 SHOULD'VE KNOWN. 630 00:30:42,123 --> 00:30:46,394 I'M AFRAID THAT'S ACTUALLY TRUE. 631 00:30:46,494 --> 00:30:48,494 THAT'S SO SAD. 632 00:30:50,915 --> 00:30:53,125 YOUR LIFE IS THE WEIRDEST. 633 00:30:57,622 --> 00:30:59,941 HEY, DAVID. 634 00:31:00,041 --> 00:31:01,876 DAMN, YOU ARE SUCH A TEASE. 635 00:31:01,976 --> 00:31:03,111 WOO. 636 00:31:03,211 --> 00:31:05,313 GOD, YOU GUYS DID A TERRIBLE JOB WASHING. 637 00:31:05,413 --> 00:31:07,549 STILL SMELLS LIKE A BAG OF ASSHOLES. 638 00:31:07,649 --> 00:31:10,351 I DON'T THINK IT'S YOUR CLOTHES. 639 00:31:10,451 --> 00:31:12,187 I THINK SOMETHING DIED IN THE WOODS. 640 00:31:12,287 --> 00:31:14,287 GROSS. 641 00:31:23,915 --> 00:31:25,967 DUDE. - I TOLD YOU. 642 00:31:26,067 --> 00:31:29,170 OH, SO YOU DON'T WANT US FOR OUR BODIES, JUST OUR POT? 643 00:31:29,270 --> 00:31:31,270 BOTH, PLEASE. 644 00:31:33,057 --> 00:31:35,607 SO, WHAT ARE THESE ORB THINGS? 645 00:31:35,610 --> 00:31:36,911 I DON'T KNOW. 646 00:31:37,011 --> 00:31:38,847 LIKE I SAID, I'VE NEVER SEEN ONE. 647 00:31:38,947 --> 00:31:41,149 IS IT LIKE 'CLOSE ENCOUNTERS' KIND OF STUFF... 648 00:31:41,249 --> 00:31:42,984 ... OR LIKE 'X-FILES' KIND OF STUFF? 649 00:31:43,084 --> 00:31:44,953 THEY'RE DESCRIBED AS GLOWING BALLS OF LIGHT. 650 00:31:45,053 --> 00:31:46,955 THAT MOVE THROUGH THE SKY. 651 00:31:47,055 --> 00:31:48,156 WHAT COLOR ARE THEY? 652 00:31:48,256 --> 00:31:50,291 WHY ARE YOU SO INTERESTED? 653 00:31:50,391 --> 00:31:52,260 I THOUGHT AMY WAS SHINING A FLASHLIGHT ON ME... 654 00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:54,462 ... WHEN I WAS PEEING AFTER YOU LEFT THE OTHER DAY. 655 00:31:54,562 --> 00:31:56,631 SHE SAID I WAS HALLUCINATING. 656 00:31:56,731 --> 00:31:59,000 YOU THINK IT WAS AN ORB? 657 00:31:59,100 --> 00:32:00,435 COULD BE. 658 00:32:00,535 --> 00:32:03,171 BUT MOST PEOPLE THAT CLAIM TO HAVE SEEN THEM. 659 00:32:03,271 --> 00:32:06,040 ARE HALLUCINATING ON A PRETTY REGULAR BASIS. 660 00:32:06,140 --> 00:32:08,209 GREAT. 661 00:32:08,309 --> 00:32:11,012 OH. 662 00:32:11,112 --> 00:32:12,180 WOW. 663 00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:14,916 I LIKE THESE. 664 00:32:15,016 --> 00:32:16,317 MINE. 665 00:32:16,417 --> 00:32:17,986 REALLY? 666 00:32:18,086 --> 00:32:20,989 AMY LIKES TO GO COMMANDO. 667 00:32:21,089 --> 00:32:23,925 THIS IS INCREDIBLE. 668 00:32:24,025 --> 00:32:25,360 WHAT DID I TELL YOU? 669 00:32:25,460 --> 00:32:26,961 GOT SOMETHING OUT OF MY STUDIES. 670 00:32:27,061 --> 00:32:29,063 A LITTLE MINOR IN HORTICULTURE. 671 00:32:29,163 --> 00:32:30,632 WHY DON'T YOU GUYS STICK AROUND FOR DINNER? 672 00:32:30,732 --> 00:32:32,600 WE CAN GET BAKED AND TELL UFO STORIES. 673 00:32:32,700 --> 00:32:34,700 WORKS FOR ME. 674 00:32:39,257 --> 00:32:42,543 THEN THE HAIRY. GROTESQUE ARM... 675 00:32:42,643 --> 00:32:47,233 ... REACHED UNDER HER COVERS TO HER MILKY WHITE BREAST. 676 00:32:48,533 --> 00:32:50,351 SHE TRIED TO SCREAM OUT. 677 00:32:50,451 --> 00:32:53,221 BUT WAS OVERCOME BY HIS EXTRATERRESTRIAL LUST. 678 00:32:53,321 --> 00:32:55,957 BEING TELEPATHICALLY PROJECTED INTO HER MIND. 679 00:32:56,057 --> 00:32:58,526 AND SHE GRATEFULLY... OH, MAN. 680 00:32:58,626 --> 00:33:00,094 THAT IS WORSE THAN GHOST STORIES. 681 00:33:00,194 --> 00:33:03,169 I HEARD AT MIDDLE SCHOOL SLEEPOVERS. 682 00:33:06,484 --> 00:33:08,518 IT'S KIND OF SPOOKY. 683 00:33:10,121 --> 00:33:12,121 I GOT TO PEE. 684 00:33:22,134 --> 00:33:24,267 HELLO, TRUSTY ROCK. 685 00:33:33,344 --> 00:33:36,380 COME ON, GUYS, A LITTLE PRIVACY. 686 00:33:38,750 --> 00:33:42,285 JEEZ, LOUISE, TURN OFF THE FLASHLIGHT. 687 00:33:45,156 --> 00:33:47,157 HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT? 688 00:34:03,242 --> 00:34:04,726 BETTER GHOST STORY THAN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS. 689 00:34:04,826 --> 00:34:07,295 I SAW AN ORB. 690 00:34:07,395 --> 00:34:09,163 YOU DIDN'T SEE THE LIGHTS? 691 00:34:09,263 --> 00:34:11,263 NO, NO LIGHTS. 692 00:34:11,332 --> 00:34:13,668 I THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN HALLUCINATING AGAIN, SWEETHEART. 693 00:34:13,768 --> 00:34:15,370 BULLSHIT. YOUR SHIT ISN'T THAT GOOD. 694 00:34:15,470 --> 00:34:17,238 I'M FREAKING OUT HERE. 695 00:34:17,338 --> 00:34:18,639 WE'RE LIVING OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE. 696 00:34:18,739 --> 00:34:21,799 AND I'M GETTING BUZZED BY ALIEN ORBS. 697 00:34:22,227 --> 00:34:23,511 WAS IT THREATENING? 698 00:34:23,611 --> 00:34:25,780 YEAH, IT HOVERED OVER ME WHILE I WAS PEEING. 699 00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:28,516 I'D HOVER OVER YOU PEEING, WHILE YOU WERE PEEING. 700 00:34:28,616 --> 00:34:30,451 SHUT UP, RODNEY. 701 00:34:30,551 --> 00:34:33,354 I'M GOING TO BED. 702 00:34:33,454 --> 00:34:34,655 BEDTIME. 703 00:34:34,755 --> 00:34:37,274 ALONE. 704 00:34:47,786 --> 00:34:50,153 NO, MAN, I'M GOOD. 705 00:34:52,190 --> 00:34:55,610 DENIED, HUH? 706 00:34:55,710 --> 00:34:57,745 THEY'RE CITY GIRLS. 707 00:34:57,845 --> 00:35:02,250 WE'RE JUST NOT REAL OPTIONS FOR THEM. 708 00:35:02,350 --> 00:35:04,318 I'M NOT WILLING TO GIVE UP THAT EASILY, BUDDY. 709 00:35:04,418 --> 00:35:07,622 I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT GIVING UP. 710 00:35:07,722 --> 00:35:08,823 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 711 00:35:08,923 --> 00:35:11,292 BOOM. YEAH. 712 00:35:11,392 --> 00:35:12,593 THAT'S GOOD SHIT. 713 00:35:12,693 --> 00:35:15,263 SURE GOT JEN ALL FREAKED OUT. 714 00:35:15,363 --> 00:35:16,664 I DON'T KNOW. 715 00:35:16,764 --> 00:35:19,434 I WAS WATCHING HER. AND I DON'T THINK. 716 00:35:19,534 --> 00:35:22,103 SHE TOOK A REAL DRAG ALL NIGHT. 717 00:35:22,203 --> 00:35:23,604 WHAT, YOU THINK SHE FAKED IT? 718 00:35:23,704 --> 00:35:26,374 SHE SEEMED LIKE SHE WAS REALLY FREAKED. 719 00:35:26,474 --> 00:35:28,276 SHE PROBABLY JUST SAW AN OWL. 720 00:35:28,376 --> 00:35:30,211 CHICKS ARE CRAZY. 721 00:35:30,311 --> 00:35:31,212 YEAH. 722 00:35:31,312 --> 00:35:33,312 I DON'T KNOW. 723 00:35:33,347 --> 00:35:36,322 GRANDMA SAID SHE SAW ONE LAST NIGHT. 724 00:35:36,350 --> 00:35:39,287 BRO, WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, 725 00:35:39,387 --> 00:35:43,297 YOUR GRANDMA IS CRAZIER THAN BAT-SHIT PANCAKES. 726 00:35:47,211 --> 00:35:48,463 I THINK IT'S TIME FOR HAIRY MAN... 727 00:35:48,563 --> 00:35:51,466 ... TO PAY OUR NEW FRIENDS A VISIT. 728 00:35:51,566 --> 00:35:53,668 MAN, JEN GETS SCARED AGAIN... 729 00:35:53,768 --> 00:35:56,637 ... AND I THINK SHE'S JUST GONE. 730 00:35:56,737 --> 00:35:59,407 SO, YOU DON'T THINK THE CHANCE OF A THREE-WAY... 731 00:35:59,507 --> 00:36:01,809 ... IN THE WOODS IS WORTH THE RISK? 732 00:36:01,909 --> 00:36:03,909 THINK ABOUT IT. 733 00:36:03,945 --> 00:36:05,646 HUH? 734 00:36:05,746 --> 00:36:09,851 WELL, WHEN YOU PUT IT THAT WAY, IT MIGHT WORK. 735 00:36:09,951 --> 00:36:12,286 YEAH, YOU BET YOUR ASS IT'LL WORK, MAN. 736 00:36:12,386 --> 00:36:15,356 AS SOON AS THEY SEE HAIRY MAN. THEY'RE GOING TO BE SO GRATEFUL... 737 00:36:15,456 --> 00:36:16,724 ... FOR YOUR PROTECTION, 738 00:36:16,824 --> 00:36:19,494 THEY'RE GOING TO BE LIKE, 'UHHHHH.' 739 00:36:19,594 --> 00:36:21,762 AM I RIGHT? OH, YEAH. 740 00:36:21,862 --> 00:36:24,332 SQUID. 741 00:36:24,432 --> 00:36:26,432 REALLY? 742 00:36:30,755 --> 00:36:33,050 ALL RIGHT. SEE YOU TOMORROW. 743 00:37:00,885 --> 00:37:02,537 DID YOU CATCH ANY FISH? 744 00:37:02,637 --> 00:37:04,754 OH, SHIT. 745 00:37:06,591 --> 00:37:08,591 DID YOU TRIP? 746 00:37:08,676 --> 00:37:09,677 YES, GRANDMA. 747 00:37:09,777 --> 00:37:11,946 I TRIPPED. 748 00:37:12,046 --> 00:37:15,216 WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SITTING IN THE DARK? 749 00:37:15,316 --> 00:37:18,486 I'M WATCHING ORBS. 750 00:37:18,586 --> 00:37:21,622 GREAT. MORE ORBS. 751 00:37:21,722 --> 00:37:23,722 NO, JUST ONE. 752 00:37:23,724 --> 00:37:25,359 YOU SAW ANOTHER ORB? 753 00:37:25,459 --> 00:37:26,661 MM-HMM. 754 00:37:26,761 --> 00:37:30,198 I LIKE THE BLUE ONES. 755 00:37:30,298 --> 00:37:32,567 WHAT TIME DID YOU SEE IT? 756 00:37:32,667 --> 00:37:34,667 JUST A FEW HOURS AGO. 757 00:37:34,702 --> 00:37:38,239 IT JUST ZIPPED BY LIKE IT WAS SCARED. 758 00:37:38,339 --> 00:37:40,441 A SCARED ORB? 759 00:37:40,541 --> 00:37:42,210 MM-HMM. 760 00:37:42,310 --> 00:37:45,540 I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING WITH THE LIGHT ON. 761 00:37:47,598 --> 00:37:52,553 SO, DID YOU AND RODNEY GET LAID TONIGHT? 762 00:37:52,653 --> 00:37:55,489 GRANDMA. 763 00:37:55,589 --> 00:37:56,657 NO. 764 00:37:56,757 --> 00:37:58,459 OH. 765 00:37:58,559 --> 00:38:00,628 MAYBE NEXT TIME. 766 00:38:00,728 --> 00:38:02,812 YOU BOTH COULD USE IT. 767 00:38:10,454 --> 00:38:12,406 JUST MAKE SURE YOU KEEP TAKING YOUR MEDS, LOUISE. 768 00:38:12,506 --> 00:38:14,506 I WILL. 769 00:38:17,862 --> 00:38:19,947 HEY, GRANDMA. I JUST NEED TO ASK... 770 00:38:20,047 --> 00:38:21,482 ... THE DOCTOR A COUPLE OF QUESTIONS. 771 00:38:21,582 --> 00:38:23,584 I'M FINE. 772 00:38:23,684 --> 00:38:24,785 WHY DON'T YOU FRESHEN UP... 773 00:38:24,885 --> 00:38:26,420 ... AND I'LL MEET YOU IN THE LOBBY? 774 00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:27,922 FINE, I GET IT. 775 00:38:28,022 --> 00:38:29,890 DON'T LET HIM COMMIT ME, OKAY, SHARON? 776 00:38:29,990 --> 00:38:31,990 I WON'T, LOUISE. 777 00:38:35,012 --> 00:38:36,697 I'M WORRIED ABOUT HER, DOC. 778 00:38:36,797 --> 00:38:37,999 YOU DON'T NEED TO BE. 779 00:38:38,099 --> 00:38:39,400 SHE'S GOING TO OUT-LIVE US BOTH. 780 00:38:39,500 --> 00:38:41,035 SO LONG AS SHE KEEPS TAKING HER MEDS. 781 00:38:41,135 --> 00:38:42,803 I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT HER PHYSICAL HEALTH. 782 00:38:42,903 --> 00:38:46,040 SHE'S STARTING TO LIVE LIKE SHE IS IN THE OLD LEGENDS. 783 00:38:46,140 --> 00:38:47,842 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 784 00:38:47,942 --> 00:38:51,895 SHE SAYS SHE'S SEEING ORBS AND... 785 00:38:52,898 --> 00:38:54,515 ... ...HAIRY MAN. 786 00:38:54,615 --> 00:38:56,350 ARE YOU SURE SHE'S NOT SEEING THEM? 787 00:38:56,450 --> 00:38:58,286 THERE HAVE BEEN A FEW SIGHTINGS RECENTLY. 788 00:38:58,386 --> 00:39:00,554 OH, SHE THINKS THAT SHE'S THAT SHE'S SEEING THEM. 789 00:39:00,654 --> 00:39:02,523 SHE'S BEEN A LITTLE ECCENTRIC SINCE I WAS A KID. 790 00:39:02,623 --> 00:39:05,359 I'D ROLL WITH IT. 791 00:39:05,459 --> 00:39:07,395 ISN'T THERE ANYTHING WE CAN DO TO STOP IT? 792 00:39:07,495 --> 00:39:11,699 I DON'T THINK SHE HAS ANYTHING TO TREAT. 793 00:39:11,799 --> 00:39:12,867 I TELL YOU WHAT. 794 00:39:12,967 --> 00:39:14,702 IF ANYTHING CHANGES, LET ME KNOW. 795 00:39:14,802 --> 00:39:17,938 AND WE'LL EXPLORE SOME OPTIONS. 796 00:39:18,038 --> 00:39:19,340 OKAY. 797 00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:20,408 THANKS. 798 00:39:20,508 --> 00:39:22,508 OF COURSE. 799 00:39:30,035 --> 00:39:32,687 I'M NOT CRAZY. 800 00:39:32,787 --> 00:39:34,722 I NEVER SAID YOU WERE CRAZY, GRANDMA. 801 00:39:34,822 --> 00:39:36,590 BUT YOU THINK I AM. 802 00:39:36,690 --> 00:39:38,426 YOU ARE SEEING THINGS, GRANDMA. 803 00:39:38,526 --> 00:39:39,727 UH-HUH. 804 00:39:39,827 --> 00:39:41,529 HALLUCINATIONS AREN'T REAL. 805 00:39:41,629 --> 00:39:43,998 I'M NOT HALLUCINATING. 806 00:39:44,098 --> 00:39:47,101 YOU ARE SEEING ORBS AND TALKING TO HAIRY MAN. 807 00:39:47,201 --> 00:39:48,502 UH-HUH. 808 00:39:48,602 --> 00:39:49,670 NO ONE ELSE IS SEEING ORBS. 809 00:39:49,770 --> 00:39:51,405 OR TALKING TO HAIRY MAN. 810 00:39:51,505 --> 00:39:53,741 HE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK TO ANYONE ELSE. 811 00:39:53,841 --> 00:39:55,509 HE'S ON VACATION. 812 00:39:55,609 --> 00:39:57,649 AND IT'S NOT MY FAULT... 813 00:39:57,678 --> 00:40:00,448 ... NO ONE TAKES THE TIME TO LOOK AWAY... 814 00:40:00,548 --> 00:40:01,849 ... FROM THEIR TV LONG ENOUGH... 815 00:40:01,949 --> 00:40:05,619 ... TO SEE WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THEM. 816 00:40:05,719 --> 00:40:07,655 HAIRY MAN IS ON VACATION? 817 00:40:07,755 --> 00:40:09,056 UH-HUH. 818 00:40:09,156 --> 00:40:12,059 DO ME A FAVOR, ASK IF I CAN TALK TO HIM. 819 00:40:12,159 --> 00:40:13,427 I DON'T THINK SO. 820 00:40:13,527 --> 00:40:14,595 WHY NOT? 821 00:40:14,695 --> 00:40:16,430 BECAUSE HE'S ON VACATION, 822 00:40:16,530 --> 00:40:18,882 AND YOU'RE NOT RELAXED. 823 00:40:20,519 --> 00:40:22,519 ALL RIGHT, GRANDMA. 824 00:40:55,519 --> 00:40:57,519 AMY? 825 00:40:59,490 --> 00:41:01,490 JEN? 826 00:41:09,533 --> 00:41:11,652 AMY? 827 00:41:11,752 --> 00:41:13,752 JEN? 828 00:41:21,879 --> 00:41:23,879 THEY'RE NOT HERE. 829 00:41:25,716 --> 00:41:27,716 WELL, THIS SUCKS. 830 00:41:28,853 --> 00:41:31,005 THEY'RE PROBABLY JUST OUT BANGING BANKERS. 831 00:41:31,105 --> 00:41:32,940 WAY TO BE THE OPTIMIST. 832 00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:34,141 I'M A REALIST. 833 00:41:34,241 --> 00:41:36,110 WHATEVER, LET'S JUST GO. 834 00:41:36,210 --> 00:41:37,611 I DON'T KNOW, IT'S GETTING LATE. 835 00:41:37,711 --> 00:41:38,679 THEY'LL PROBABLY BE BACK SOON. 836 00:41:38,779 --> 00:41:40,047 OR THEY JUST LEFT. 837 00:41:40,147 --> 00:41:41,081 GUESS I SHOULDN'T HAVE TAKEN SO LONG... 838 00:41:41,181 --> 00:41:42,516 ... CATCHING ALL THESE FISH. 839 00:41:42,616 --> 00:41:43,984 THAT'S WHAT I TOLD YOU, MAN. 840 00:41:44,084 --> 00:41:46,120 THAT'S LIKE TWO DAYS WORTH OF TROUT, NOT DINNER. 841 00:41:46,220 --> 00:41:47,549 OKAY, WHATEVER. LET'S JUST GET. 842 00:41:47,649 --> 00:41:48,573 THE HELL OUT OF HERE. 843 00:41:48,673 --> 00:41:50,673 FINE. 844 00:41:53,711 --> 00:41:56,464 THEY WERE DEFINITELY HOPING TO FIND US BOTH NAKED. 845 00:41:56,564 --> 00:41:57,898 SHIT, THEY'RE HERE. 846 00:41:57,998 --> 00:41:59,533 HIDE. 847 00:41:59,633 --> 00:42:00,935 SERIOUSLY? 848 00:42:01,035 --> 00:42:03,471 THEY'RE, LIKE, STANDING IN THE WATER? 849 00:42:03,571 --> 00:42:05,573 OBVIOUSLY, LIKE, THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE UP TO. 850 00:42:05,673 --> 00:42:07,673 BRAS ARE NOT IN HERE. 851 00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:09,877 OF COURSE I CAN BELIEVE IT, 852 00:42:09,977 --> 00:42:11,779 THEY'RE A COUPLE OF PUNK-ASS JERKS. 853 00:42:11,879 --> 00:42:13,013 HELLO, LADIES. 854 00:42:13,113 --> 00:42:14,181 YOU STARTLED ME. 855 00:42:14,281 --> 00:42:15,850 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 856 00:42:15,950 --> 00:42:18,500 I JUST CAUGHT SOME NICE FISH... 857 00:42:18,586 --> 00:42:20,120 ... AND THOUGHT I'D BRING THEM BY FOR DINNER. 858 00:42:20,220 --> 00:42:22,756 NICE TIMING. WE JUST WENT TO TOWN FOR GROCERIES. 859 00:42:22,856 --> 00:42:25,693 SO, SEE ANY MORE ORBS LAST NIGHT? 860 00:42:25,793 --> 00:42:27,793 DON'T TEASE ME. 861 00:42:28,946 --> 00:42:31,031 MY GRANDMA SAW SOME LAST NIGHT. 862 00:42:31,131 --> 00:42:33,968 SHE LIKES THE BLUE ONES. 863 00:42:34,068 --> 00:42:35,536 THE ONE I SAW WAS BLUE. 864 00:42:35,636 --> 00:42:38,005 REALLY? YES, REALLY. 865 00:42:38,105 --> 00:42:39,080 I DIDN'T SLEEP A MINUTE LAST NIGHT. 866 00:42:39,180 --> 00:42:39,958 AND NOW YOU'RE TELLING ME. 867 00:42:40,058 --> 00:42:41,675 I MIGHT HAVE ACTUALLY SEEN SOMETHING? 868 00:42:41,775 --> 00:42:42,877 I DON'T KNOW. 869 00:42:42,977 --> 00:42:44,245 I JUST KNOW MY GRANDMA SAW ONE. 870 00:42:44,345 --> 00:42:45,779 I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING. 871 00:42:45,879 --> 00:42:47,548 LOOK, JEN, WE WENT TO TOWN. 872 00:42:47,648 --> 00:42:49,216 YOU'VE HAD YOUR PEDICURE AND YOUR FACIAL. 873 00:42:49,316 --> 00:42:51,218 WE'VE GOT GROCERIES, EVERYTHING IS GOOD. 874 00:42:51,318 --> 00:42:53,754 I'M TELLING YOU BOTH, I SAW SOMETHING. 875 00:42:53,854 --> 00:42:54,788 MAYBE YOU DID. 876 00:42:54,888 --> 00:42:57,106 LOOK, ALL I'M SAYING IS... 877 00:42:58,609 --> 00:43:01,244 MAYBE SOMEONE'S MESSING WITH US. 878 00:43:01,295 --> 00:43:02,630 AMY. 879 00:43:02,730 --> 00:43:05,099 COME BACK HERE, YOU LITTLE FUCKER. 880 00:43:05,199 --> 00:43:09,364 OH, MY GOD. DON'T CHASE THAT THING INTO THE WOODS. 881 00:43:21,665 --> 00:43:24,018 WHAT SHOULD WE DO? 882 00:43:24,118 --> 00:43:26,118 SHE'LL BE BACK SOON. 883 00:43:38,215 --> 00:43:40,510 SHE COULD BE DEAD RIGHT NOW. 884 00:43:44,288 --> 00:43:45,973 I'M PRETTY SURE THE CREATURE... 885 00:43:46,073 --> 00:43:49,983 ... IS IN MORE DANGER THAN SHE IS RIGHT NOW. 886 00:43:54,064 --> 00:43:56,750 I'LL KILL YOU. OKAY, OKAY, I GIVE, I GIVE. 887 00:43:56,850 --> 00:43:58,850 RODNEY? 888 00:43:59,771 --> 00:44:01,322 WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? 889 00:44:01,422 --> 00:44:03,123 BIGFOOT SUIT. 890 00:44:03,223 --> 00:44:05,858 OW, OW, OW. DIRTY BITCH. OW, OW. 891 00:44:09,913 --> 00:44:12,208 THAT DIDN'T TAKE VERY LONG. 892 00:44:13,083 --> 00:44:15,084 AMY?. 893 00:44:17,087 --> 00:44:18,372 RODNEY HERE IS PRETTY OUT OF SHAPE... 894 00:44:18,472 --> 00:44:20,472 ... FOR A YOUNG GUY. 895 00:44:22,993 --> 00:44:25,012 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? 896 00:44:25,112 --> 00:44:26,347 LOOKS LIKE OUR TWO NEW FRIENDS... 897 00:44:26,447 --> 00:44:28,349 ... WERE TRYING TO SCARE THE HELL OUT OF US. 898 00:44:28,449 --> 00:44:29,650 WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? 899 00:44:29,750 --> 00:44:32,130 IT WAS A BAD IDEA. I'M SORRY. 900 00:44:32,152 --> 00:44:34,755 BAD IDEA? THAT IS WAY BEYOND A BAD IDEA. 901 00:44:34,855 --> 00:44:36,724 OH, JEN, ACCORDING TO RODNEY HERE, 902 00:44:36,824 --> 00:44:38,659 WE SHOULD BE FLATTERED. WHAT? 903 00:44:38,759 --> 00:44:40,127 RODNEY WAS TAKING ONE FOR THE TEAM AND HOPING... 904 00:44:40,227 --> 00:44:41,895 ... HE MIGHT SCARE US BOTH INTO DAVID'S ARMS. 905 00:44:41,995 --> 00:44:43,864 ARE YOU SERIOUS? 906 00:44:43,964 --> 00:44:47,364 THAT IS THE DUMBEST IDEA I'VE EVER HEARD. 907 00:44:48,253 --> 00:44:49,870 YOU DON'T GET TO LAUGH. 908 00:44:49,970 --> 00:44:50,971 I GUESS THAT'S SORT OF FLATTERING... 909 00:44:51,071 --> 00:44:53,073 ... IN A PREPUBESCENT SORT OF WAY. 910 00:44:53,173 --> 00:44:54,408 THIS IS QUITE THE PLOT... 911 00:44:54,508 --> 00:44:57,044 ... YOU HATCHED OUT TO GET A LITTLE LOVIN'. 912 00:44:57,144 --> 00:44:59,647 WE JUST FIGURED SINCE JEN SAW THAT ORB THE OTHER NIGHT. 913 00:44:59,747 --> 00:45:01,747 WE'D GIVE IT A SHOT. 914 00:45:01,815 --> 00:45:03,417 WE'VE ACTUALLY BEEN USING THE SAME GAG. 915 00:45:03,517 --> 00:45:04,952 FOR QUITE SOME TIME. 916 00:45:05,052 --> 00:45:06,353 YOU MEAN THERE ARE OTHER BEAUTIFUL GIRLS... 917 00:45:06,453 --> 00:45:08,155 ... OUT HERE IN THE WOODS? 918 00:45:08,255 --> 00:45:11,570 WE WISH. YOU GUYS ARE A PAIN IN THE ASS. 919 00:45:12,810 --> 00:45:15,295 I THINK YOU LIKE DOING THAT. 920 00:45:15,395 --> 00:45:17,965 WE'RE SCARING FISHERMEN OUT OF OUR FAVORITE WATERS. 921 00:45:18,065 --> 00:45:20,100 AND ATTRACTING THE MEDIA TO... 922 00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:23,804 'BIGFOOT SIGHTINGS' ON CRAPPY WATERS. 923 00:45:23,904 --> 00:45:25,904 YOU'RE KIDDING? 924 00:45:25,906 --> 00:45:29,977 OKAY, SCARING GIRLS INTO SEX, STUPID. 925 00:45:30,077 --> 00:45:31,945 MANIPULATING TOURISTS, 926 00:45:32,045 --> 00:45:34,045 FUCKIN' BRILLIANT. 927 00:45:35,399 --> 00:45:37,399 IT'S WORKING, TOO. 928 00:45:37,417 --> 00:45:39,820 WE WERE ON THE EVENING NEWS A COUPLE OF NIGHTS AGO. 929 00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:41,155 WE'RE REALLY CAREFUL WHO WE CHOOSE. 930 00:45:41,255 --> 00:45:42,723 MOSTLY BUSINESSMEN FROM THE FRONT PLAINS... 931 00:45:42,823 --> 00:45:45,092 ... BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANT TO LOOK CRAZY. 932 00:45:45,192 --> 00:45:46,460 KIND OF LIKE PILOTS... 933 00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:48,328 NOT WANTING TO REPORT UFOS. - YEAH. 934 00:45:48,428 --> 00:45:49,997 AND THE NEWS MEDIA ASSUMES LIGHTNING WILL STRIKE... 935 00:45:50,097 --> 00:45:52,199 ... THE SAME PLACE TWICE. EXACTLY. 936 00:45:52,299 --> 00:45:53,967 YOU GUYS JUST MIGHT BE ONTO SOMETHING. 937 00:45:54,067 --> 00:45:55,169 BUT WE CAN DIAL THIS UP A NOTCH... 938 00:45:55,269 --> 00:45:58,005 ... AND REALLY HAVE SOME FUN. 939 00:45:58,105 --> 00:46:00,105 HOW? 940 00:46:02,127 --> 00:46:05,112 I'M JUST, YOU KNOW, WANDERING ALONE IN THE WOODS, 941 00:46:05,212 --> 00:46:07,337 BY MYSELF, LATE AT NIGHT. 942 00:46:08,833 --> 00:46:11,298 OH, MY GOD. THERE IT IS AGAIN. 943 00:46:11,351 --> 00:46:13,351 OH, WHERE IS IT? 944 00:46:15,473 --> 00:46:16,957 WHERE'D IT GO? 945 00:46:17,057 --> 00:46:19,359 OH, MY GOD. I CAN HEAR--... 946 00:46:19,459 --> 00:46:20,961 ... WHERE IS IT COMING FROM? 947 00:46:21,061 --> 00:46:23,097 OH, GOD, IT'S GONNA KILL ME. 948 00:46:23,197 --> 00:46:26,597 I DON'T WANNA DIE, I HAVEN'T HAD SEX YET. 949 00:46:26,951 --> 00:46:28,268 OH, GOD. 950 00:46:28,368 --> 00:46:29,770 DID YOU SEE IT? 951 00:46:29,870 --> 00:46:31,271 I HEAR SOMETHING. 952 00:46:31,371 --> 00:46:33,107 JUST GOT TO BE QUIET. 953 00:46:33,207 --> 00:46:34,742 JUST REALLY QUIET. 954 00:46:34,842 --> 00:46:36,110 OH, GOD. 955 00:46:36,210 --> 00:46:37,845 NO, NO. 956 00:46:37,945 --> 00:46:39,947 OH, MY GOD, WHERE IS IT?. 957 00:46:40,047 --> 00:46:42,098 I'M SO SCARED. 958 00:46:44,135 --> 00:46:45,486 THAT IS AWESOME. 959 00:46:45,586 --> 00:46:47,121 GREAT WORK, AMY. 960 00:46:47,221 --> 00:46:49,089 THANKS. 961 00:46:49,189 --> 00:46:50,924 DAVID? 962 00:46:51,024 --> 00:46:52,860 IT'S A LITTLE CLOSE TO HOME. 963 00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:54,795 I JUST DON'T KNOW IF WE WANT TO DRAW. 964 00:46:54,895 --> 00:46:56,530 THAT MUCH ATTENTION TO OURSELVES. 965 00:46:56,630 --> 00:46:58,332 HEY, YOU STARTED THIS LITTLE SCAM. 966 00:46:58,432 --> 00:47:00,167 I KNOW, BUT YOUTUBE? 967 00:47:00,267 --> 00:47:02,267 DON'T BE SUCH A PUSS. 968 00:47:02,269 --> 00:47:03,270 UPLOAD IT. 969 00:47:03,370 --> 00:47:06,260 YOU'RE STILL ON PROBATION, JACKASS. 970 00:47:06,306 --> 00:47:08,306 RODNEY? 971 00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:11,445 IT WAS NOTHING. I WAS JUST BEING... 972 00:47:11,545 --> 00:47:12,946 ... STUPID AND GOT CAUGHT. 973 00:47:13,046 --> 00:47:14,081 FORGET IT. 974 00:47:14,181 --> 00:47:16,181 DOING WHAT? 975 00:47:18,169 --> 00:47:19,119 JOYRIDING. 976 00:47:19,219 --> 00:47:21,054 OOF, YOU ARE A DANGEROUS, 977 00:47:21,154 --> 00:47:23,154 DANGEROUS CRIMINAL. 978 00:47:23,156 --> 00:47:25,156 IN ART'S PATROL CAR, 979 00:47:25,192 --> 00:47:26,827 THROUGH THE POST OFFICE... 980 00:47:26,927 --> 00:47:27,995 ... AND INTO THE RIVER. 981 00:47:28,095 --> 00:47:29,863 OH, MY GOD, REALLY? 982 00:47:29,963 --> 00:47:32,166 YES. 983 00:47:32,266 --> 00:47:34,201 THE OTHER THING HE ISN'T TELLING YOU IS. 984 00:47:34,301 --> 00:47:37,437 THAT I WAS WITH HIM. AND HE TOOK ALL THE HEAT. 985 00:47:37,537 --> 00:47:40,574 EVEN THOUGH THAT MEANT HE DID A FEW YEARS IN JAIL. 986 00:47:40,674 --> 00:47:43,243 YOU WERE ALREADY 18, BRO, I WAS NOT, SO... 987 00:47:43,343 --> 00:47:45,644 ... PLUS, HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THEY WOULD TRY. 988 00:47:45,744 --> 00:47:46,397 ME AS AN ADULT? 989 00:47:46,497 --> 00:47:48,282 YEAH. 990 00:47:48,382 --> 00:47:52,319 BRO, WE'RE NOT GOING TO GET CAUGHT. 991 00:47:52,419 --> 00:47:54,221 LET'S DO THIS. 992 00:47:54,321 --> 00:47:55,556 DAVID? 993 00:47:55,656 --> 00:47:57,124 C'MON. 994 00:47:57,224 --> 00:47:58,826 ALL RIGHT. 995 00:47:58,926 --> 00:48:01,094 YES. 996 00:48:01,194 --> 00:48:03,297 AND AWAY IT GOES. 997 00:48:03,397 --> 00:48:06,117 WE'RE GONNA BE SO FUCKIN' FAMOUS. 998 00:48:10,420 --> 00:48:11,505 OKAY, DID YOU SEE THAT? 999 00:48:11,605 --> 00:48:12,573 OH, GOD... 1000 00:48:12,673 --> 00:48:14,174 ...THAT IS WHAT I SAW. 1001 00:48:14,274 --> 00:48:15,542 IT SCARED THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME, 1002 00:48:15,642 --> 00:48:19,112 BUT OBVIOUSLY IT'S SOME KIND OF HOAX. 1003 00:48:19,212 --> 00:48:20,848 HOLY SHIT. 1004 00:48:20,948 --> 00:48:22,948 OH, MY GOD. 1005 00:48:25,302 --> 00:48:27,303 DAVID, WAKE UP. 1006 00:48:30,173 --> 00:48:32,174 DAVID, WAKE UP. 1007 00:48:36,213 --> 00:48:37,564 WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON? 1008 00:48:37,664 --> 00:48:39,566 I'VE BEEN WATCHING THE HITS ALL NIGHT. 1009 00:48:39,666 --> 00:48:41,034 WHAT? THE YOUTUBE HITS. 1010 00:48:41,134 --> 00:48:43,370 WE'RE OVER 500,000 AND RISING FAST. 1011 00:48:43,470 --> 00:48:44,872 OH, SHIT. 1012 00:48:44,972 --> 00:48:46,640 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, 'OH, SHIT'? THIS IS AWESOME. 1013 00:48:46,740 --> 00:48:50,565 GO, GET YOUR CLOTHES ON. WE'VE GOT WORK TO DO. 1014 00:48:53,230 --> 00:48:55,270 JUST GIVE ME ONE SECOND. 1015 00:49:06,977 --> 00:49:08,562 OKAY. OH, NICE. 1016 00:49:08,662 --> 00:49:09,963 NEW SUIT LOOKS GOOD, RODNEY. 1017 00:49:10,063 --> 00:49:11,465 WHY, THANK YOU. 1018 00:49:11,565 --> 00:49:14,067 OKAY, EVERYONE. SYNCHRONIZE YOUR ALARMS... 1019 00:49:14,167 --> 00:49:17,004 ... FOR EXACTLY FIVE MINUTES FROM NOW. 1020 00:49:17,104 --> 00:49:18,405 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, RODNEY, 1021 00:49:18,505 --> 00:49:20,340 JUST TAKE YOUR CUES FROM DAVID AND JEN. 1022 00:49:20,440 --> 00:49:21,909 I WANT YOU TO WORK YOUR WAY UPSTREAM... 1023 00:49:22,009 --> 00:49:23,277 ... TO THAT BEND AND STAY OUT OF SIGHT. 1024 00:49:23,377 --> 00:49:25,178 I'M GOING TO MAKE MY WAY DOWN TO THE NEWS CREW. 1025 00:49:25,278 --> 00:49:27,314 DAVID, CROSS THE RIVER ABOVE THAT BEND... 1026 00:49:27,414 --> 00:49:28,916 ... AND THEN WORK YOUR WAY HALF WAY... 1027 00:49:29,016 --> 00:49:30,584 ... BETWEEN RODNEY AND THE NEWS CREW DOWNSTREAM. 1028 00:49:30,684 --> 00:49:31,919 STAY HIDDEN. 1029 00:49:32,019 --> 00:49:33,553 I'M PRETTY SURE THIS WAS... 1030 00:49:33,653 --> 00:49:35,055 ... MY SCAM TO START WITH. 1031 00:49:35,155 --> 00:49:37,324 WELL, WE'RE DIALING IT UP A NOTCH. 1032 00:49:37,424 --> 00:49:41,295 SO YOU'VE SAID. 1033 00:49:41,395 --> 00:49:42,562 C'MON, LET'S GO. 1034 00:49:42,662 --> 00:49:45,297 THIS IS GONNA BE GONNA BE GREAT. 1035 00:49:55,092 --> 00:49:56,209 OKAY, DUDE. MEDIUM SHOT. 1036 00:49:56,309 --> 00:49:57,644 THEN YOU PAN OVER TO THE RIVER. READY? 1037 00:49:57,744 --> 00:49:59,744 THREE, TWO, ONE. 1038 00:49:59,780 --> 00:50:01,615 HORROR IN THE HIGH COUNTRY. 1039 00:50:01,715 --> 00:50:03,717 WHERE ONE NAME STRIKES FEAR. 1040 00:50:03,817 --> 00:50:05,619 IN THE HEARTS OF ALL THE RESIDENTS HERE. 1041 00:50:05,719 --> 00:50:07,487 ON THE SOUTH FORK RIVER. SWEETHEART. 1042 00:50:07,587 --> 00:50:11,558 WHERE ARE YOU? 1043 00:50:11,658 --> 00:50:15,262 I'M SO LONELY, SWEETY. CUT, CUT, CUT. 1044 00:50:15,362 --> 00:50:16,730 WHERE ARE YOU?. EXCUSE ME, MISS, MISS? 1045 00:50:16,830 --> 00:50:18,665 SWEETY? HI, HONEY, LISTEN. HI. 1046 00:50:18,765 --> 00:50:20,100 WE'RE WORKING ON AN IMPORTANT STORY. 1047 00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:21,268 JUST GIVE ME A FEW MINUTES, OKAY? 1048 00:50:21,368 --> 00:50:22,669 OH... OKAY. 1049 00:50:22,769 --> 00:50:24,004 OKAY. KEEP GOING. HERE WE GO. 1050 00:50:24,104 --> 00:50:25,639 THREE, TWO, ONE. 1051 00:50:25,739 --> 00:50:27,441 WHERE JUST THE NAME, BIGFOOT, CAN STRIKE... 1052 00:50:27,541 --> 00:50:29,009 ... SWEETY. 1053 00:50:29,109 --> 00:50:30,210 CUT. HONEYBUN. 1054 00:50:30,310 --> 00:50:33,447 SWEETHEART, LOVER, WHERE ARE YOU? 1055 00:50:33,547 --> 00:50:36,650 MISS, MISS, LISTEN, WE'RE DOING A BIGFOOT STORY, OKAY? 1056 00:50:36,750 --> 00:50:38,452 OH. IT'S THE STORY OF THE DECADE. 1057 00:50:38,552 --> 00:50:40,220 AND IT'S GOING TO GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN, SO... 1058 00:50:40,320 --> 00:50:42,055 ... OKAY, BUT I NEED TO TALK TO HIM, TOO. 1059 00:50:42,155 --> 00:50:43,724 WELL, WE ALL DO, HONEY. IT'S, YOU KNOW, WHAT WE DO. 1060 00:50:43,824 --> 00:50:45,459 BUT--SO PLEASE JUST... NO, NO, YOU SEE, 1061 00:50:45,559 --> 00:50:47,127 I'M CARRYIN' HIS BABY, 1062 00:50:47,227 --> 00:50:50,430 AND I WANNA SURPRISE HIM WITH THE GOOD NEWS. 1063 00:50:50,530 --> 00:50:52,530 REALLY? 1064 00:50:52,599 --> 00:50:54,134 ROLL IT. HONEY, LISTEN. 1065 00:50:54,234 --> 00:50:55,402 AREN'T YOU PRECIOUS. C'MON OVER HERE. 1066 00:50:55,502 --> 00:50:56,570 LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS. 1067 00:50:56,670 --> 00:50:59,039 AND SO WHAT IS YOUR NAME, PRINCESS? 1068 00:50:59,139 --> 00:51:01,141 OH, MOON. 1069 00:51:01,241 --> 00:51:02,476 MOON. LIKE, LIKE... 1070 00:51:02,576 --> 00:51:03,510 LIKE THE MOON? 1071 00:51:03,610 --> 00:51:05,610 YEAH, LIKE THE MOON. 1072 00:51:05,679 --> 00:51:08,648 OKAY, HONEY. SO, WHAT EXACTLY HAPPENED? 1073 00:51:08,748 --> 00:51:12,719 UM, WELL, I DON'T USUALLY KISS AND TELL. 1074 00:51:12,819 --> 00:51:14,521 OKAY. BUT... YOU KNOW, LET ALONE, YOU KNOW. 1075 00:51:14,621 --> 00:51:16,556 I KNOW. WE TALK ABOUT STUFF LIKE THAT. 1076 00:51:16,656 --> 00:51:18,625 HERE'S WHAT WE NEED TO DO. WE'RE GOING TO PUT YOU ON TV... 1077 00:51:18,725 --> 00:51:20,660 ...SO OUR NICE TV AUDIENCE CAN HEAR WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU. 1078 00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:22,329 OKAY? OH, OKAY. 1079 00:51:22,429 --> 00:51:23,663 YOU WANT TO DO THAT? OH, I WILL. 1080 00:51:23,763 --> 00:51:25,132 I JUST DIDN'T WANNA RUIN THE SURPRISE BUT... 1081 00:51:25,232 --> 00:51:26,600 ... NO, I KNOW, BUT DOES HE HAVE A TV? 1082 00:51:26,700 --> 00:51:28,201 I DON'T THINK SO. NO, I GUESS NOT. 1083 00:51:28,301 --> 00:51:30,404 YOU'RE RIGHT. HE DOESN'T HAVE TV. OKAY. 1084 00:51:30,504 --> 00:51:32,105 WELL, LET'S--LET'S-- YOU WANNA GO ON TV? 1085 00:51:32,205 --> 00:51:33,807 OKAY, JUST ACT NATURAL. SURE. ALL RIGHT. OKAY. 1086 00:51:33,907 --> 00:51:35,308 ARE WE ROLLING? WE ROLLING? 1087 00:51:35,408 --> 00:51:37,144 HERE WE GO, ACT NATURAL. 1088 00:51:37,244 --> 00:51:38,712 THREE, TWO, ONE, 1089 00:51:38,812 --> 00:51:41,214 42 ACTION NEWS HAS EXCLUSIVELY LEARNED... 1090 00:51:41,314 --> 00:51:42,749 ... THERE IS SO MUCH MORE TO THIS BIGFOOT STORY. 1091 00:51:42,849 --> 00:51:45,385 YEAH, SO I WAS USING THIS SPECIAL FLY THIS WEEKEND. 1092 00:51:45,485 --> 00:51:46,586 THANKS, BUDDY. 1093 00:51:46,686 --> 00:51:48,321 IT'S CALLED THE STIMULATOR. 1094 00:51:48,421 --> 00:51:50,557 POOR THING WHO JUST TOLD ME MOMENTS AGO, 1095 00:51:50,657 --> 00:51:52,092 YOU ARE WITH A CHILD. YES. YES. 1096 00:51:52,192 --> 00:51:53,493 YOU ARE CARRYING... 1097 00:51:53,593 --> 00:51:56,329 ...IT'S A SPIRITUAL LOVE CHILD FROM GAIA. 1098 00:51:56,429 --> 00:51:58,198 GOD DAMN IT. 1099 00:51:58,298 --> 00:52:00,367 WELL, SEE, I WAS NAKED, 1100 00:52:00,467 --> 00:52:03,203 COMMUNING WITH GAIA, YOU KNOW, MOTHER EARTH... 1101 00:52:03,303 --> 00:52:07,374 YEAH, MITCH, GET YOUR TV ON. 1102 00:52:07,474 --> 00:52:08,775 YES, CHANNEL 42. 1103 00:52:08,875 --> 00:52:12,479 YES, IT'S THE SAME GIRL FROM THAT YOUTUBE VIDEO. 1104 00:52:12,579 --> 00:52:14,581 YEAH, COUPLE A TIMES. 1105 00:52:14,681 --> 00:52:17,717 AND--BUT, YOU KNOW, HE WAS DRAWN TO ME. 1106 00:52:17,817 --> 00:52:20,720 AND I WAS AFRAID AND RESISTED, BUT... 1107 00:52:20,820 --> 00:52:22,622 ... AFTER A WHILE... 1108 00:52:22,722 --> 00:52:25,541 ...IT WAS BEAUTIFUL. 1109 00:52:27,144 --> 00:52:29,144 WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? 1110 00:52:30,681 --> 00:52:32,699 WHAT WAS THAT?. - OH, SWEETY... 1111 00:52:32,799 --> 00:52:35,302 ...IT'S ME, YOUR LOVER. I HAVE WONDERFUL NEWS. 1112 00:52:35,402 --> 00:52:36,436 DUDE, ARE YOU-- ARE YOU GETTING THIS? 1113 00:52:36,536 --> 00:52:38,536 ARE YOU GETTING THIS? 1114 00:52:39,524 --> 00:52:40,874 OH, HIS FRIENDS MUST BE HERE, TOO. 1115 00:52:40,974 --> 00:52:42,843 HE HAS FRIENDS? DON'T BE SHY. 1116 00:52:42,943 --> 00:52:43,877 ARE YOU GETTING THIS? - COME ON OUT, SWEETY. 1117 00:52:43,977 --> 00:52:45,612 I'VE GOT WONDERFUL NEWS. 1118 00:52:45,712 --> 00:52:47,147 OH, MY GOD, I THOUGHT SHE WAS KIDDING. 1119 00:52:47,247 --> 00:52:48,181 OH, THERE HE IS. 1120 00:52:48,281 --> 00:52:49,416 OH MY--WHAT IS THAT?. 1121 00:52:49,516 --> 00:52:50,750 OH, THERE'S MY CLUMSY LOVER. 1122 00:52:50,850 --> 00:52:53,286 OH, MY--ARE YOU ROLLING? ROLL ON THIS. ROLL. 1123 00:52:53,386 --> 00:52:54,888 GOD DAMN IT. HE'S AVOIDING ME. 1124 00:52:54,988 --> 00:52:56,988 ROLL, C'MON. 1125 00:52:59,243 --> 00:53:00,360 ROLL, ROLL. 1126 00:53:00,460 --> 00:53:03,130 COME ON. OH, MY GOD. 1127 00:53:03,230 --> 00:53:05,332 YOU GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW. 1128 00:53:05,432 --> 00:53:06,700 YOU GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW, MISTER. 1129 00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:08,168 OH, OH, OW. 1130 00:53:08,268 --> 00:53:09,603 LOCAL FINANCIAL MOGUL, 1131 00:53:09,703 --> 00:53:10,871 BILL WILLIAMS, IS REPORTEDLY. 1132 00:53:10,971 --> 00:53:12,272 AMONG THOSE TO HAVE ENCOUNTERED... 1133 00:53:12,372 --> 00:53:14,141 ... THE CREATURE RECENTLY. 1134 00:53:14,241 --> 00:53:16,409 EFFORTS TO CONTACT MR. WILLIAMS HAVE GONE UNANSWERED. 1135 00:53:16,509 --> 00:53:19,824 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE LOOKING AT. 1136 00:53:30,941 --> 00:53:32,941 HEY, DAVID, WHAT'S UP? 1137 00:53:34,211 --> 00:53:35,295 GOT SOME FLIES. 1138 00:53:35,395 --> 00:53:37,297 AW, MAN, IT'S ABOUT TIME. 1139 00:53:37,397 --> 00:53:39,566 ALL THESE BIGFOOT SIGHTINGS? THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 1140 00:53:39,666 --> 00:53:41,401 PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SWARMING IN HERE. 1141 00:53:41,501 --> 00:53:42,636 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 1142 00:53:42,736 --> 00:53:43,870 I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE KEEPING PEOPLE AWAY. 1143 00:53:43,970 --> 00:53:45,338 BUT THEY ARE SWARMING IN LIKE BLACK FLIES. 1144 00:53:45,438 --> 00:53:46,773 I'M LOW ON EVERYTHING. 1145 00:53:46,873 --> 00:53:48,873 SPEAKING OF THE DEVIL. 1146 00:53:49,993 --> 00:53:51,845 WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU GENTLEMEN TODAY? 1147 00:53:51,945 --> 00:53:54,447 WE NEED TO GET EQUIPPED FOR FISHING. 1148 00:53:54,547 --> 00:53:56,349 COOL, COOL, IS THAT CLOTHES? 1149 00:53:56,449 --> 00:53:57,851 RODS? EVERYTHING. 1150 00:53:57,951 --> 00:53:59,719 EVERYTHING IT IS. LET ME FINISH UP WITH DAVID HERE. 1151 00:53:59,819 --> 00:54:01,788 AND I'LL GET RIGHT TO YOU GUYS. 1152 00:54:01,888 --> 00:54:05,458 WE SAW YOU ON THE EVENING NEWS, MR. OTTERTALE. 1153 00:54:05,558 --> 00:54:09,043 HOW'D YOU-- HOW 'BOUT STORE CREDIT, DAVID? 1154 00:54:10,580 --> 00:54:11,831 I KIND OF NEED THE CASH. 1155 00:54:11,931 --> 00:54:13,366 I'LL BEAT YOU UP. 1156 00:54:13,466 --> 00:54:15,302 FOR GRANDMA. 1157 00:54:15,402 --> 00:54:19,339 MAN, THAT'S LOW. ALL RIGHT, FOR GRANDMA. 1158 00:54:19,439 --> 00:54:21,033 WE HOPE TO SEE BIGFOOT OURSELVES. 1159 00:54:21,133 --> 00:54:21,459 MM-HMM. 1160 00:54:21,559 --> 00:54:24,534 YUP, EVERYBODY WANTS TO SEE BIGFOOT. 1161 00:54:24,611 --> 00:54:25,679 I'LL GET YOU GUYS ALL SET UP. 1162 00:54:25,779 --> 00:54:27,847 AND YOU CAN JUST GO FIND HIM YOURSELF. 1163 00:54:27,947 --> 00:54:29,716 THANKS, DAVID. KEEP 'EM COMIN'. 1164 00:54:29,816 --> 00:54:31,651 SO, GENTLEMEN. FLY-FISHING. 1165 00:54:31,751 --> 00:54:32,868 IS AN ART FORM IN ITS TRUEST SENSE. 1166 00:54:32,968 --> 00:54:33,838 BUT AS WITH ANY ART FORM... 1167 00:54:33,938 --> 00:54:38,491 ... WHAT WOULD YOU RECOMMEND, MR. OTTERTALE? 1168 00:54:38,591 --> 00:54:40,227 RC'S YOUR MAN. 1169 00:54:40,327 --> 00:54:41,595 SEE YOU AROUND, DAVID. 1170 00:54:41,695 --> 00:54:42,862 SEE YOU AROUND. 1171 00:54:42,962 --> 00:54:44,631 YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT'S GOING ON. 1172 00:54:44,731 --> 00:54:45,899 WHAT'S THIS? IT'S MY BLOG. 1173 00:54:45,999 --> 00:54:47,434 WHAT BLOG? 1174 00:54:47,534 --> 00:54:50,679 THE 'I AM HAVING BIGFOOT'S BABY' BLOG. 1175 00:54:50,770 --> 00:54:52,239 YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE... 1176 00:54:52,339 --> 00:54:54,374 ... THE CRAZIES COMING OUT OF THE WOODWORK. 1177 00:54:54,474 --> 00:54:56,910 NO MORE HAIRY MAN? 1178 00:54:57,010 --> 00:54:59,040 'BIGFOOT'S BABY BLOG' JUST SOUNDED BETTER THAN... 1179 00:54:59,140 --> 00:54:59,797 'HAIRY MAN BABY.' 1180 00:54:59,897 --> 00:55:02,282 AND WE HAVE OVER A MILLION HITS ON YOUTUBE. 1181 00:55:02,382 --> 00:55:04,517 WE'RE FAMOUS. OH, I LOVE THIS ONE. 1182 00:55:04,617 --> 00:55:07,020 'I HAVE BEEN ABDUCTED BY ALIENS SEVERAL TIMES MYSELF... 1183 00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:10,590 ...'AND HAVE TWO HALF ALIEN/HUMAN HYBRID CHILDREN AS A RESULT. 1184 00:55:10,690 --> 00:55:11,958 'WOULD YOU LIKE TO START A MOMMY AND ME GROUP. 1185 00:55:12,058 --> 00:55:14,427 FOR ALIEN AND CRYPTO CHILDREN?' 1186 00:55:14,527 --> 00:55:16,796 WOW. 1187 00:55:16,896 --> 00:55:19,599 AMY IS HAVING MY LOVE CHILD. 1188 00:55:19,699 --> 00:55:20,834 WELL, SOMEBODY'S GOT TO. 1189 00:55:20,934 --> 00:55:23,370 DAVID BLEW IT WHEN HE HAD THE CHANCE. 1190 00:55:23,470 --> 00:55:24,371 OH, HERE'S A GOOD ONE. 1191 00:55:24,471 --> 00:55:25,772 'I THINK I'M BI, 1192 00:55:25,872 --> 00:55:27,674 'BUT I'M NOT READY TO TRY MENAGE-A-TROIS, 1193 00:55:27,774 --> 00:55:29,442 'SPELLED T-W-A, 1194 00:55:29,542 --> 00:55:31,411 'WITH A HOMOSAPIEN MALE YET. 1195 00:55:31,511 --> 00:55:34,996 DO YOU THINK BIGFOOT WOULD BE INTERESTED?'. 1196 00:55:35,932 --> 00:55:37,932 I GIVE SECOND CHANCES. 1197 00:55:45,508 --> 00:55:47,961 I SAW THIS ON THE INTERNET. I DON'T KNOW, MAN. 1198 00:55:48,061 --> 00:55:51,031 COPYING BAD IDEAS OFF THE INTERNET? 1199 00:55:51,131 --> 00:55:53,300 THE INTERNET IS A GREAT SOURCE FOR INSPIRATION. 1200 00:55:53,400 --> 00:55:54,567 SOMEONE'S EVENTUALLY GOING TO REALIZE... 1201 00:55:54,667 --> 00:55:56,503 ... HAIRY MAN DOESN'T WEAR WADING BOOTS. 1202 00:55:56,603 --> 00:55:58,772 WHATEVER, YOU GUYS GO MAKE YOUR FOOTPRINTS. 1203 00:55:58,872 --> 00:56:01,408 I'M GONNA GO CATCH GRANDMA SOME FISH. 1204 00:56:01,508 --> 00:56:04,010 I THOUGHT YOU BROUGHT HER A BUNCH YESTERDAY? 1205 00:56:04,110 --> 00:56:06,413 YEAH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE IS DOING WITH THEM, 1206 00:56:06,513 --> 00:56:10,083 BUT SHE IS GOING THROUGH THEM AS QUICK AS I CAN CATCH THEM. 1207 00:56:10,183 --> 00:56:11,785 CAN I COME? 1208 00:56:11,885 --> 00:56:13,987 WHERE? FISHING. 1209 00:56:14,087 --> 00:56:16,790 OH, GIRL, YOU HATE FISHING. 1210 00:56:16,890 --> 00:56:18,890 LET'S GO, HAIRY MAN. 1211 00:56:20,377 --> 00:56:22,529 BIGGER STEPS. THEY CAN'T LOOK LIKE A HUMAN STRIDE. 1212 00:56:22,629 --> 00:56:24,364 LET ME DO IT, WOMAN. - THEN DO IT RIGHT. 1213 00:56:24,464 --> 00:56:27,367 C'MON, LET'S GO. 1214 00:56:27,467 --> 00:56:29,669 BIGGER. BIGGER. 1215 00:56:29,769 --> 00:56:31,769 YEAH, THAT'S IT. YEAH. 1216 00:56:32,856 --> 00:56:34,374 LET'S GO CATCH SOME FISH. 1217 00:56:34,474 --> 00:56:35,942 HEY, KID. 1218 00:56:36,042 --> 00:56:38,445 HEY. LOOK. 1219 00:56:38,545 --> 00:56:39,446 WHOA. 1220 00:56:39,546 --> 00:56:41,915 SO MUCH FOR FISHING. 1221 00:56:42,015 --> 00:56:44,633 OKAY, THAT'S COLD. 1222 00:56:47,871 --> 00:56:51,424 WOW, THEY SAY ROCKY AND MOUNTAIN, 1223 00:56:51,524 --> 00:56:53,693 THEY REALLY MEAN COLD, DON'T THEY? 1224 00:56:53,793 --> 00:56:56,763 WOOO. OH, SHRINKAGE. 1225 00:56:56,863 --> 00:56:57,964 WHOO. 1226 00:56:58,064 --> 00:57:01,368 WHOA. HA HA. 1227 00:57:01,468 --> 00:57:04,571 I SAW THAT PICTURE OF YOURS ON THE NEWS. NICE WORK. 1228 00:57:04,671 --> 00:57:07,707 THANKS, BUT A PROFESSIONAL WOULD KNOW IT WASN'T VERY GOOD. 1229 00:57:07,807 --> 00:57:08,708 I KIND OF SCREWED UP. 1230 00:57:08,808 --> 00:57:12,846 NAH, YOU, YOU GOT THE SHOT. 1231 00:57:12,946 --> 00:57:15,081 I'M JEN. HEY, I'M CHARLIE. 1232 00:57:15,181 --> 00:57:16,649 ARE YOU PART OF DAVID'S TRIBE? 1233 00:57:16,749 --> 00:57:18,051 NO, I'M FROM CALIFORNIA. 1234 00:57:18,151 --> 00:57:19,486 YOU'RE A PHOTOGRAPHER? 1235 00:57:19,586 --> 00:57:21,586 WE COULD BE NEIGHBORS. 1236 00:57:21,654 --> 00:57:23,690 I'M FROM ORANGE COUNTY. O.C. 1237 00:57:23,790 --> 00:57:25,392 O.C.. 1238 00:57:25,492 --> 00:57:28,027 ACTUALLY, I'VE BEEN AN ACCOUNTANT FOR 20 YEARS. 1239 00:57:28,127 --> 00:57:29,963 BUT AS SOON AS I TOOK THAT FIRST PICTURE. 1240 00:57:30,063 --> 00:57:31,431 I KNEW MY TRUE CALLING. 1241 00:57:31,531 --> 00:57:33,900 SO NOW I'M A WILDLIFE PHOTOGRAPHER. 1242 00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:36,102 GOOD THING. YOU'RE JUST-- YOU'RE SO SNEAKY. 1243 00:57:36,202 --> 00:57:38,071 THANKS. 1244 00:57:38,171 --> 00:57:39,873 I FIGURED THE HARDEST ANIMAL TO GET. 1245 00:57:39,973 --> 00:57:41,474 IS HAIRY MAN, BIGFOOT. 1246 00:57:41,574 --> 00:57:43,176 WHATEVER, SO HERE I AM. 1247 00:57:43,276 --> 00:57:44,978 HERE YOU ARE. 1248 00:57:45,078 --> 00:57:46,446 YOU HAVEN'T SEEN HIM TODAY, HAVE YOU? 1249 00:57:46,546 --> 00:57:48,081 NOT TODAY. 1250 00:57:48,181 --> 00:57:52,585 BUT THERE ARE SOME TRACKS LEADING THAT WAY. 1251 00:57:52,685 --> 00:57:54,421 OH, HELL. THANKS. 1252 00:57:54,521 --> 00:57:56,521 GO GET 'EM, CHARLIE. 1253 00:57:58,141 --> 00:58:00,843 WHOO. THIS IS... 1254 00:58:05,682 --> 00:58:06,733 ...HEY. 1255 00:58:06,833 --> 00:58:08,968 HEY. HOW ARE THE TRACKS? 1256 00:58:09,068 --> 00:58:10,603 THIS GUY WITH LIKE FIVE CAMERAS... 1257 00:58:10,703 --> 00:58:12,505 ...ACTUALLY STARTED FOLLOWING US. 1258 00:58:12,605 --> 00:58:13,940 WE LED HIM IN CIRCLES FOR OVER AN HOUR. 1259 00:58:14,040 --> 00:58:15,575 WE FINALLY HAD TO CROSS THE RIVER A FEW TIMES... 1260 00:58:15,675 --> 00:58:17,510 ... AND THEN DOUBLE BACK JUST TO GET AWAY FROM HIM. 1261 00:58:17,610 --> 00:58:19,610 CHARLIE. WHAT? 1262 00:58:19,646 --> 00:58:21,206 HE'S THE GUY WHO TOOK THAT FIRST PHOTO THAT. 1263 00:58:21,306 --> 00:58:22,066 ENDED UP EVERYWHERE. 1264 00:58:22,166 --> 00:58:24,166 THAT'S TOO FUNNY. 1265 00:58:26,536 --> 00:58:29,589 HEY. HOW WAS THE FISHIN'? 1266 00:58:29,689 --> 00:58:30,990 WE CAUGHT A LOT OF FISH. 1267 00:58:31,090 --> 00:58:33,090 REALLY? 1268 00:59:01,671 --> 00:59:03,671 WHEW. 1269 00:59:05,842 --> 00:59:08,647 AND THE GAME JUST GOT INTERESTING. 1270 00:59:11,214 --> 00:59:12,699 THAT WAS THEM. 1271 00:59:12,799 --> 00:59:14,799 OBVIOUSLY. 1272 00:59:34,270 --> 00:59:36,890 SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? 1273 00:59:36,990 --> 00:59:38,791 I'M GOING TO GO CHECK ON GRANDMA. 1274 00:59:38,891 --> 00:59:40,159 GRANDMA'S FINE. 1275 00:59:40,259 --> 00:59:41,661 IT'S GOING TO BE A FULL MOON TONIGHT. 1276 00:59:41,761 --> 00:59:43,963 AND I'M FEELING KIND OF ROMANTIC. 1277 00:59:44,063 --> 00:59:45,732 THAT'S A REALLY GREAT OFFER BUT... 1278 00:59:45,832 --> 00:59:47,267 ... HEY, GUYS. WHAT'S UP? 1279 00:59:47,367 --> 00:59:48,701 HEY. 1280 00:59:48,801 --> 00:59:51,304 WE WENT FISHING THIS AFTERNOON. YOU? 1281 00:59:51,404 --> 00:59:53,973 OH. WE MADE ARRANGEMENTS... 1282 00:59:54,073 --> 00:59:55,241 ... TO DIAL IT UP ANOTHER NOTCH. 1283 00:59:55,341 --> 00:59:56,543 YEAH, BABY. 1284 00:59:56,643 --> 00:59:58,278 WE ARE GOING TO FAKE... 1285 00:59:58,378 --> 01:00:00,547 ... A UFO LANDING. WHAT?. 1286 01:00:00,647 --> 01:00:03,049 RODNEY AND I BOUGHT A BUNCH OF WEATHER BALLOONS, SOME HELIUM, 1287 01:00:03,149 --> 01:00:04,584 A COUPLE OF REMOTE CONTROL UNITS, 1288 01:00:04,684 --> 01:00:06,019 AND SOME COLOR CHANGING L.E.D. LIGHTS. 1289 01:00:06,119 --> 01:00:07,086 WE'RE GOING TO FLOAT THEM... 1290 01:00:07,186 --> 01:00:08,555 ... IN THAT CLEARING OUTSIDE OF TOWN... 1291 01:00:08,655 --> 01:00:10,757 ... AND SCARE THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYONE. 1292 01:00:10,857 --> 01:00:13,092 IT'LL BE THE PERFECT FINALE TO OUR YOUTUBE SERIES. 1293 01:00:13,192 --> 01:00:16,162 AMY, HOW DID YOU PAY FOR ALL THIS UFO STUFF? 1294 01:00:16,262 --> 01:00:18,164 I USED YOUR CREDIT CARD. WHAT ELSE IS NEW? 1295 01:00:18,264 --> 01:00:21,234 AND HOW MUCH DID EVERYTHING COST? 1296 01:00:21,334 --> 01:00:23,334 SLIGHTLY UNDER 10 K. 1297 01:00:23,403 --> 01:00:24,771 JEN'S LOADED, BRA. 1298 01:00:24,871 --> 01:00:26,606 GOD DAMN IT. WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS. 1299 01:00:26,706 --> 01:00:29,142 I HAVE NO PROBLEM PAYING FOR OUR LIVING SUPPLIES. 1300 01:00:29,242 --> 01:00:32,132 BUT $10,000 ON TOYS? WHAT THE FRIK. 1301 01:00:32,178 --> 01:00:33,780 SHARE AND SHARE ALIKE, RIGHT? 1302 01:00:33,880 --> 01:00:35,114 BESIDES YOU'RE JUST AS INTO THIS AS I AM. 1303 01:00:35,214 --> 01:00:36,316 YOU PAID FOR THE NEW HAIRY MAN SUIT. 1304 01:00:36,416 --> 01:00:37,817 NO, I'M NOT. 1305 01:00:37,917 --> 01:00:39,886 IT HAS BEEN FUN. BUT A COUPLE HUNDRED BUCKS. 1306 01:00:39,986 --> 01:00:42,088 IS A HELL OF A LOT DIFFERENT THAN 10,000 FUCKING DOLLARS. 1307 01:00:42,188 --> 01:00:44,123 SLIGHTLY LESS THAN 10,000 FUCKING DOLLARS. 1308 01:00:44,223 --> 01:00:45,959 AND SINCE WHEN DID YOU GIVE A SHIT? 1309 01:00:46,059 --> 01:00:48,161 SINCE I HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND STARTED DISCOVERING MY ROOTS, 1310 01:00:48,261 --> 01:00:50,597 THAT'S SINCE WHEN. I AM NOT... 1311 01:00:50,697 --> 01:00:52,131 ... SHUT UP, DAVID. YOU TELL HIM, BABY. 1312 01:00:52,231 --> 01:00:53,967 FUCK YOU, RODNEY. WELL, TAKE IT EASY, BUDDY. 1313 01:00:54,067 --> 01:00:55,969 OBVIOUSLY I'M GOING TO SIDE WITH MY GIRLFRIEND. 1314 01:00:56,069 --> 01:00:57,637 AND WHO DO YOU THINK IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND?. 1315 01:00:57,737 --> 01:00:58,805 YOU. OH, NO, DUDE. 1316 01:00:58,905 --> 01:01:00,273 I AM SO NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND. 1317 01:01:00,373 --> 01:01:02,208 OKAY, I WANT YOU TO LEAVE... 1318 01:01:02,308 --> 01:01:04,310 ... SO THAT I CAN BE ALONE WITH DAVID... 1319 01:01:04,410 --> 01:01:05,712 ... SO WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS. 1320 01:01:05,812 --> 01:01:06,846 YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE? YES. 1321 01:01:06,946 --> 01:01:08,615 FINE. NO, NO DON'T LEAVE. 1322 01:01:08,715 --> 01:01:10,817 WHY NOT, BRO? YOUR GIRLY FRIEND IS BEING A BITCH TO MINE. 1323 01:01:10,917 --> 01:01:15,167 SHE IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND. I AM NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND. 1324 01:01:16,873 --> 01:01:18,925 WELL, I HAVEN'T BEEN STANDING OUT... 1325 01:01:19,025 --> 01:01:21,060 ... IN THAT RIVER WITH YOU BECAUSE I WANTED TO BE COLD... 1326 01:01:21,160 --> 01:01:23,630 ... AND WET AND COVERED WITH FISH. 1327 01:01:23,730 --> 01:01:26,834 AND I SURE AS HELL HAVEN'T BEEN DRIVING YOU AROUND. 1328 01:01:26,934 --> 01:01:28,685 ALL DAY BECAUSE I WANTED TO. 1329 01:01:28,785 --> 01:01:31,119 WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? 1330 01:01:35,825 --> 01:01:37,243 DO YOU GUYS SMELL FISH? 1331 01:01:37,343 --> 01:01:39,712 I HAVE BEEN SMELLING FISH FOR A WEEK NOW. 1332 01:01:39,812 --> 01:01:42,957 NOT LIKE THAT. I MEAN LIKE STALE FISH. 1333 01:01:45,969 --> 01:01:48,321 AH, 1334 01:01:48,421 --> 01:01:52,125 JESUS, YOU'RE A BRANCH. 1335 01:01:52,225 --> 01:01:54,727 YOU'RE A BRANCH. 1336 01:01:54,827 --> 01:01:56,827 OW. PRICKLY. 1337 01:02:15,431 --> 01:02:18,540 GRANDMA, THIS IS AMY AND JEN. 1338 01:02:18,640 --> 01:02:19,252 HELLO. 1339 01:02:19,352 --> 01:02:20,787 HELLO. HELLO. 1340 01:02:20,887 --> 01:02:22,722 HELLO, GRANDMA OTTERTALE. 1341 01:02:22,822 --> 01:02:24,822 HELLO, RODNEY. 1342 01:02:26,876 --> 01:02:28,161 DID YOU BRING ANY FISH? 1343 01:02:28,261 --> 01:02:30,261 HAIRY MAN LIKES FISH. 1344 01:02:30,263 --> 01:02:31,397 YES, WE DISCOVERED THAT. 1345 01:02:31,497 --> 01:02:32,832 THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE. 1346 01:02:32,932 --> 01:02:34,333 WOULD YOU LIKE SOME COOKIES? 1347 01:02:34,433 --> 01:02:37,770 OH, NO, THANK YOU. 1348 01:02:37,870 --> 01:02:39,338 WE DON'T HAVE ANY ANYWAY. 1349 01:02:39,438 --> 01:02:42,475 BUT WHITE PEOPLE LIKE COOKIES. 1350 01:02:42,575 --> 01:02:46,279 THANKS, GRANDMA. 1351 01:02:46,379 --> 01:02:48,373 WE'RE HERE TO TALK ABOUT THE ORBS. 1352 01:02:48,473 --> 01:02:49,266 AND HAIRY MAN. 1353 01:02:49,366 --> 01:02:51,217 ARE THEY ALIENS? 1354 01:02:51,317 --> 01:02:52,785 ARE THE ORBS AND HAIRY MAN TOGETHER? 1355 01:02:52,885 --> 01:02:54,287 OR DO THEY JUST COINCIDE WITH EACH OTHER? 1356 01:02:54,387 --> 01:02:56,387 WHERE ARE YOU FROM? 1357 01:02:56,422 --> 01:02:57,457 CALIFORNIA. 1358 01:02:57,557 --> 01:02:59,557 THAT MAKES SENSE. 1359 01:03:01,778 --> 01:03:04,163 GRANDMA, WE SAW HAIRY MAN. 1360 01:03:04,263 --> 01:03:05,765 AND IT SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF US. 1361 01:03:05,865 --> 01:03:07,867 WHY? 1362 01:03:07,967 --> 01:03:12,004 WELL, A THREE-FINGERED CREATURE JUST CAME AND TOOK OUR FISH. 1363 01:03:12,104 --> 01:03:13,039 HE LIKES FISH. 1364 01:03:13,139 --> 01:03:14,373 YES, WE GATHERED THAT. 1365 01:03:14,473 --> 01:03:16,175 WE JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT HE IS. 1366 01:03:16,275 --> 01:03:17,877 AND WHERE HE CAME FROM. 1367 01:03:17,977 --> 01:03:19,178 WHY? 1368 01:03:19,278 --> 01:03:20,813 GRANDMA OTTERTALE... 1369 01:03:20,913 --> 01:03:23,216 ... PLEASE, CALL ME LOUISE. 1370 01:03:23,316 --> 01:03:25,485 WHY THE FUCK DO THEY ALWAYS CALL ME GRANDMA? 1371 01:03:25,585 --> 01:03:28,054 I'M ONLY 55. 1372 01:03:28,154 --> 01:03:29,388 SORRY, GRANDMA. 1373 01:03:29,488 --> 01:03:31,891 OKAY, LOUISE, IT'S JUST--... 1374 01:03:31,991 --> 01:03:33,304 ... IT'S IMPORTANT BECAUSE IT CALLS. 1375 01:03:33,404 --> 01:03:34,344 SO MANY THINGS INTO PLAY. 1376 01:03:34,444 --> 01:03:36,529 LIKE, WHERE ARE WE FROM, WHY ARE WE HERE? 1377 01:03:36,629 --> 01:03:38,798 KNOWING SOME OF THOSE ANSWERS WOULD HELP US UNDERSTAND... 1378 01:03:38,898 --> 01:03:40,299 ... OUR PLACE IN THE UNIVERSE. 1379 01:03:40,399 --> 01:03:42,935 AMY'S GOT HER DEGREE IN PHILOSOPHY. 1380 01:03:43,035 --> 01:03:45,035 OH, THAT'S TOO BAD. 1381 01:03:46,023 --> 01:03:48,023 SEE THOSE GEESE? 1382 01:03:50,259 --> 01:03:51,911 DO YOU EVER WONDER WHY THERE'S MORE... 1383 01:03:52,011 --> 01:03:55,666 ... ON THE RIGHT SIDE THAN THE LEFT SIDE? 1384 01:03:58,568 --> 01:04:02,121 IT'S BECAUSE MORE GEESE DECIDED TO FLY ON THAT SIDE... 1385 01:04:02,221 --> 01:04:04,516 ... THAN THE OTHER SIDE. 1386 01:04:05,541 --> 01:04:07,527 I'M SORRY. I DON'T FOLLOW YOU. 1387 01:04:07,627 --> 01:04:10,163 YOU'RE LOOKING TOO HARD. 1388 01:04:10,263 --> 01:04:13,266 OKAY. THERE MUST BE A REASON WHY ALL THIS IS HAPPENING. 1389 01:04:13,366 --> 01:04:15,366 HE'S JUST FISHING. 1390 01:04:15,401 --> 01:04:16,369 WHAT? 1391 01:04:16,469 --> 01:04:18,905 IT'S GOOD FISHING HERE. 1392 01:04:19,005 --> 01:04:21,005 OH, MY GOD. 1393 01:04:21,007 --> 01:04:23,876 HE'S A TOURIST? 1394 01:04:23,976 --> 01:04:25,144 IT'S LIKE ALL THE WEEKEND WARRIORS... 1395 01:04:25,244 --> 01:04:26,445 ... IN DAVID AND RODNEY'S FISHING HOLES. 1396 01:04:26,545 --> 01:04:28,080 HE'S HERE TO FISH. AND HE WANTS... 1397 01:04:28,180 --> 01:04:30,349 ... TO AVOID THE LOCALS AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. 1398 01:04:30,449 --> 01:04:32,885 THEY'VE BEEN COMING A LONG TIME. 1399 01:04:32,985 --> 01:04:36,022 WELL, HOW LONG? A LONG TIME. 1400 01:04:36,122 --> 01:04:39,292 I'M GONNA TAKE SOME FISH TO HIM TONIGHT IF YOU WANNA ASK HIM. 1401 01:04:39,392 --> 01:04:43,029 BUT HE DOESN'T TALK. 1402 01:04:43,129 --> 01:04:45,865 WHY ARE YOU TAKING AN ALIEN FISHERMAN FISH? 1403 01:04:45,965 --> 01:04:49,365 I DON'T THINK THIS ONE'S VERY GOOD AT IT. 1404 01:05:03,900 --> 01:05:05,852 OH, LOUISE, THAT'S OUR HOME. 1405 01:05:05,952 --> 01:05:07,353 UH-HUH, YOU'RE NEIGHBORS. 1406 01:05:07,453 --> 01:05:10,022 THAT'S THE DEN RIGHT THERE. 1407 01:05:10,122 --> 01:05:11,357 WE LIVE NEXT TO HAIRY MAN? 1408 01:05:11,457 --> 01:05:13,457 I GUESS SO. 1409 01:05:22,151 --> 01:05:23,169 IS HE IN THERE? 1410 01:05:23,269 --> 01:05:24,470 HE'S SHY. 1411 01:05:24,570 --> 01:05:27,800 I'LL GO UP FIRST SO HE KNOWS IT'S OKAY. 1412 01:05:38,100 --> 01:05:40,052 I HOPE YOU CAUGHT FISH TODAY. 1413 01:05:40,152 --> 01:05:42,521 BUT I BROUGHT SOME MORE JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T. 1414 01:05:42,621 --> 01:05:45,596 I BROUGHT SOME FRIENDS WITH ME, TOO. 1415 01:05:52,114 --> 01:05:55,301 THIS IS MY GRANDSON, DAVID. 1416 01:05:55,401 --> 01:05:56,402 HELLO. 1417 01:05:56,502 --> 01:05:58,271 AND HIS FRIEND, RODNEY. 1418 01:05:58,371 --> 01:05:59,572 WHAT'S UP, HAIRY MAN? 1419 01:05:59,672 --> 01:06:02,562 AND THEIR GIRLFRIENDS, JEN AND AMY. 1420 01:06:02,608 --> 01:06:04,110 OH, WE'RE NOT THEIR GIRLFRIENDS. 1421 01:06:04,210 --> 01:06:05,344 WE THOUGHT WE'D COME BY. 1422 01:06:05,444 --> 01:06:07,079 AND WELCOME YOU TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD. 1423 01:06:07,179 --> 01:06:08,648 JEN AND I LIVE NEXT DOOR, I GUESS. 1424 01:06:08,748 --> 01:06:11,213 YOU WERE AT OUR HOME EARLIER. 1425 01:06:13,002 --> 01:06:13,953 MAY I? 1426 01:06:14,053 --> 01:06:16,053 SURE. 1427 01:06:19,475 --> 01:06:20,526 I CAN'T SEE HIM. 1428 01:06:20,626 --> 01:06:22,626 HE'S SHY. 1429 01:06:25,281 --> 01:06:26,666 HAIRY MAN'S A GIRL. 1430 01:06:26,766 --> 01:06:29,201 HAIRY GIRL? 1431 01:06:29,301 --> 01:06:33,139 OH, I DON'T KNOW. 1432 01:06:33,239 --> 01:06:34,440 SHE COULD BE. 1433 01:06:34,540 --> 01:06:37,944 SHE'S A LOT BIGGER THAN MOST OF THEM. 1434 01:06:38,044 --> 01:06:39,245 HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT? 1435 01:06:39,345 --> 01:06:41,480 I DON'T KNOW. IT POPPED INTO MY HEAD. 1436 01:06:41,580 --> 01:06:43,983 MUST BE SOME SORT OF ALIEN PHEROMONE. 1437 01:06:44,083 --> 01:06:47,993 THERE'S A LOT OF PHEROMONE AROUND HERE TONIGHT. 1438 01:06:51,641 --> 01:06:53,426 I DON'T LIKE THIS. 1439 01:06:53,526 --> 01:06:55,161 WHAT'S UP?. 1440 01:06:55,261 --> 01:06:56,195 GET DOWN. 1441 01:06:56,295 --> 01:06:57,463 OW. 1442 01:06:57,563 --> 01:06:59,265 IT'S A BLACKHAWK. 1443 01:06:59,365 --> 01:07:01,400 IF HE'S OUT HERE THIS LATE, HE'S LOOKING FOR SOMETHING. 1444 01:07:01,500 --> 01:07:03,369 THEY'VE GOT NIGHT VISION, FORWARD-LOOKING INFRARED, 1445 01:07:03,469 --> 01:07:05,058 AND A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF YOU DON'T. 1446 01:07:05,158 --> 01:07:06,089 EVEN WANT TO KNOW ABOUT. 1447 01:07:06,189 --> 01:07:09,308 I JUST HOPE THEY DIDN'T SEE THE LIGHT COMING OUT OF THE DEN. 1448 01:07:09,408 --> 01:07:11,243 HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW ALL THAT? 1449 01:07:11,343 --> 01:07:12,445 I GREW UP IN GERMANY... 1450 01:07:12,545 --> 01:07:15,081 ... AT THE ARMY'S HELICOPTER COMMAND HQ. 1451 01:07:15,181 --> 01:07:17,483 YEAH, A LOT OF HIPPIE CHICKS ON MILITARY BASES, RIGHT? 1452 01:07:17,583 --> 01:07:19,318 I'M NOT BIG ON AUTHORITY. 1453 01:07:19,418 --> 01:07:21,418 WHY ARE WE HIDING? 1454 01:07:21,420 --> 01:07:24,123 WHO'S BEEN MAKING ALL THE HEADLINES? 1455 01:07:24,223 --> 01:07:25,524 US. 1456 01:07:25,624 --> 01:07:30,396 WE JUST LED THE MILITARY TO HAIRY GIRL BY ACCIDENT. 1457 01:07:30,496 --> 01:07:31,664 SHE'S ALONE. 1458 01:07:31,764 --> 01:07:32,765 ALL SHE COULD DO IS HIDE... 1459 01:07:32,865 --> 01:07:35,568 ... IF THEY COME LOOKING FOR HER. 1460 01:07:35,668 --> 01:07:37,069 SHE WAS DROPPED OFF. 1461 01:07:37,169 --> 01:07:39,205 SHE HAS TO WAIT FOR HER FRIENDS. 1462 01:07:39,305 --> 01:07:43,437 I'M AFRAID THEY WON'T COME IF THEY'RE BEING CHASED. 1463 01:07:43,537 --> 01:07:45,537 BY THE ARMY. 1464 01:07:46,328 --> 01:07:48,147 AND THE SEARCH CONTINUES FOR A CITY MAN, 1465 01:07:48,247 --> 01:07:49,749 CHARLIE MURPHY. - YEAH. 1466 01:07:49,849 --> 01:07:52,118 FRIENDS SAY AFTER PURCHASING A NEW CAMERA... 1467 01:07:52,218 --> 01:07:54,186 UH-HUH. - ...HE HAD BECOME OBSESSED... 1468 01:07:54,286 --> 01:07:56,122 ...WITH PHOTOGRAPHING THE ELUSIVE... 1469 01:07:56,222 --> 01:07:57,423 ... BIGFOOT OF SOUTH FORK. 1470 01:07:57,523 --> 01:07:59,058 WHEN I WAS TAKING COURSES... 1471 01:07:59,158 --> 01:08:01,060 ... AT THE ARAPAHONSUIT COMMUNITY COLLEGE, 1472 01:08:01,160 --> 01:08:03,629 MY PROFESSOR TOLD ME THERE THAT THE THING YOU NEED TO DO... 1473 01:08:03,729 --> 01:08:06,065 ... IS FIND YOUR COMPOSITION. FIX YOUR LENS... 1474 01:08:06,165 --> 01:08:08,440 ...AND THEN EVERYTHING ELSE HAPPENS IN PHOTOSHOPING. 1475 01:08:08,540 --> 01:08:09,052 AFTERWARDS. 1476 01:08:09,152 --> 01:08:11,237 AND WHY HAVEN'T YOU ARRESTED THEM? 1477 01:08:11,337 --> 01:08:12,691 ...TO FLY SEARCH AND RESCUE OPERATIONS. 1478 01:08:12,791 --> 01:08:13,290 DAY AND NIGHT... 1479 01:08:13,390 --> 01:08:15,241 ... NO, NO. LISTEN. I'LL TELL YOU WHY. 1480 01:08:15,341 --> 01:08:17,376 BECAUSE SOME OF THESE STUPID SONS A BITCHES. 1481 01:08:17,476 --> 01:08:19,612 ARE GETTING LOST IN THE WOODS TRYING TO FIND THIS HOAX, 1482 01:08:19,712 --> 01:08:22,248 THAT'S WHY. 1483 01:08:22,348 --> 01:08:23,582 HOW ARE YOU DOING? 1484 01:08:23,682 --> 01:08:25,384 FRIENDS ARE VERY CONCERNED. 1485 01:08:25,484 --> 01:08:28,220 HE HAS VERY LITTLE EXPERIENCE IN THE WILDERNESS, 1486 01:08:28,320 --> 01:08:30,723 BARELY KNEW HOW TO OPERATE HIS NEW CAMERA, 1487 01:08:30,823 --> 01:08:32,725 AND THEY HOPE HE HAD NOT BEEN DRINKING. 1488 01:08:32,825 --> 01:08:34,393 FINE, THEN WE'LL SET UP A STING... 1489 01:08:34,493 --> 01:08:36,262 ... AND CATCH THEM IN THE ACT, 1490 01:08:36,362 --> 01:08:39,698 WHATEVER YOU FBI GUYS DO. 1491 01:08:39,798 --> 01:08:42,117 OF COURSE I'LL PARTICIPATE. 1492 01:08:50,192 --> 01:08:52,192 KNOCK, KNOCK. 1493 01:08:52,461 --> 01:08:54,313 GO AWAY, RODNEY. 1494 01:08:54,413 --> 01:08:55,514 DON'T BE SUCH A BITCH. 1495 01:08:55,614 --> 01:08:57,614 COME ON IN, RODNEY. 1496 01:09:00,769 --> 01:09:02,455 MIND IF WE TALK? 1497 01:09:02,555 --> 01:09:03,522 ABOUT WHAT? 1498 01:09:03,622 --> 01:09:06,158 ABOUT YOU BEING A TEASE. 1499 01:09:06,258 --> 01:09:07,326 PISS OFF, RODNEY. 1500 01:09:07,426 --> 01:09:08,561 HE DOESN'T DESERVE THAT. 1501 01:09:08,661 --> 01:09:10,496 YOU ARE A TEASE. 1502 01:09:10,596 --> 01:09:12,364 I'M A TEASE? 1503 01:09:12,464 --> 01:09:14,464 YEAH, YOU ARE. 1504 01:09:14,533 --> 01:09:16,039 I SEE. WELL. I GUESS THAT'S BETTER. 1505 01:09:16,139 --> 01:09:17,187 THAN BEING DELUSIONAL. 1506 01:09:17,287 --> 01:09:19,772 WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO? 1507 01:09:19,872 --> 01:09:21,640 BOTH OF YOU. 1508 01:09:21,740 --> 01:09:23,642 YOU FOR THINKING THAT YOU STOOD A CHANCE WITH ME, 1509 01:09:23,742 --> 01:09:26,445 AND YOU FOR THINKING THAT YOU STOOD A CHANCE WITH DAVID. 1510 01:09:26,545 --> 01:09:31,390 OH, COME ON, YOU KNOW DAMN WELL YOU'D BE LUCKY TO HAVE ME. 1511 01:09:32,201 --> 01:09:34,666 YOU'RE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER. 1512 01:09:52,421 --> 01:09:53,739 OH, AMY. 1513 01:09:53,839 --> 01:09:55,875 LOUISE. 1514 01:09:55,975 --> 01:09:57,843 I'M SORRY, I WAS LOOKING FOR DAVID. 1515 01:09:57,943 --> 01:10:00,813 UM, HE'S IN HIS ROOM. 1516 01:10:00,913 --> 01:10:02,548 DO YOU MIND IF I COME IN? 1517 01:10:02,648 --> 01:10:04,866 NO, NO, NO, COME ON IN. 1518 01:10:08,304 --> 01:10:09,822 COOKIES? 1519 01:10:09,922 --> 01:10:11,922 OH, NO, THANKS. 1520 01:10:11,957 --> 01:10:13,325 I'M SORRY, WHERE IS HE? 1521 01:10:13,425 --> 01:10:14,493 UPSTAIRS. 1522 01:10:14,593 --> 01:10:16,593 THANKS. 1523 01:10:18,247 --> 01:10:20,247 DAVID? 1524 01:10:22,251 --> 01:10:24,436 AMY. WHAT'S UP? 1525 01:10:24,536 --> 01:10:26,338 RODNEY CAME BY TO CALL ME A TEASE... 1526 01:10:26,438 --> 01:10:27,881 ... AND THEN JEN JOINED IN AND CALLED ME A TEASE. 1527 01:10:27,981 --> 01:10:28,191 SO I LEFT... 1528 01:10:28,291 --> 01:10:29,642 ... AND NOW I'M PISSED OFF BECAUSE I'M NOT A TEASE, 1529 01:10:29,742 --> 01:10:32,344 AND I SHOULD HAVE MADE THEM BOTH APOLOGIZE. 1530 01:10:32,444 --> 01:10:33,445 WHY ARE YOU SMILING? 1531 01:10:33,545 --> 01:10:35,948 WELL, YOU-YOU ARE A TEASE. 1532 01:10:36,048 --> 01:10:37,816 YOU JERK. 1533 01:10:37,916 --> 01:10:39,916 LOOK, I CAME HERE--... 1534 01:10:43,939 --> 01:10:46,926 ... I KNOW. I CAN'T HELP IT. 1535 01:10:47,026 --> 01:10:48,460 IT'S COOL. 1536 01:10:48,560 --> 01:10:49,562 I KIND OF LIKE IT. 1537 01:10:49,662 --> 01:10:50,963 REALLY? 1538 01:10:51,063 --> 01:10:53,848 YEAH, IT'S...KIND OF HOT. 1539 01:11:03,292 --> 01:11:05,292 YES. 1540 01:11:18,807 --> 01:11:20,807 WHAT A CIVILIAN. 1541 01:11:23,479 --> 01:11:25,479 WHAT IS HE DOING? 1542 01:11:29,585 --> 01:11:30,970 I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 1543 01:11:31,070 --> 01:11:33,875 THE STUPID SON OF A BITCH IS HERE. 1544 01:11:34,657 --> 01:11:36,008 HE'S POINTING AT SOMETHING. 1545 01:11:36,108 --> 01:11:37,376 DO YOU SEE ANYTHING? 1546 01:11:37,476 --> 01:11:39,476 NOTHING THAT I CAN SEE. 1547 01:11:51,006 --> 01:11:52,658 STINKS DOWN HERE. 1548 01:11:52,758 --> 01:11:54,660 WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING? 1549 01:11:54,760 --> 01:11:57,463 HE'S SNEAKING UP ON SOMETHING. 1550 01:11:57,563 --> 01:11:59,732 IS THE CAMERA ROLLING? 1551 01:11:59,832 --> 01:12:01,832 OF COURSE. 1552 01:12:08,957 --> 01:12:10,957 GOTCHA. 1553 01:12:24,341 --> 01:12:25,557 JESUS CHRIST. 1554 01:12:25,657 --> 01:12:27,657 WHAT?. 1555 01:12:27,693 --> 01:12:28,894 WHAT THE HELL IS IT?. 1556 01:12:28,994 --> 01:12:30,763 SOME SORT OF-- SOME SORT OF CREATURE. 1557 01:12:30,863 --> 01:12:32,398 I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT BEFORE. 1558 01:12:32,498 --> 01:12:34,566 IT JUST VANISHED. WHAT DO YOU MEAN VANISHED?. 1559 01:12:34,666 --> 01:12:35,934 I MEAN, I HAD IT IN FRAME, 1560 01:12:36,034 --> 01:12:37,936 THERE WAS THIS WEIRD FLASH AND IT VANISHED. 1561 01:12:38,036 --> 01:12:39,438 THAT SOUNDS LIKE A CLOAK. 1562 01:12:39,538 --> 01:12:41,538 LET ME SEE THAT. 1563 01:12:42,959 --> 01:12:44,959 SEE IT? 1564 01:12:49,365 --> 01:12:53,886 YOU PRESSED OFF INSTEAD OF ON. 1565 01:12:53,986 --> 01:12:55,854 GOD DAMN IT. 1566 01:12:55,954 --> 01:12:57,089 WE'VE GOT 40 MINUTES. 1567 01:12:57,189 --> 01:12:59,491 OF BILL FUCKING FISHING. 1568 01:12:59,591 --> 01:13:01,994 AND NO EVIDENCE. 1569 01:13:02,094 --> 01:13:04,094 YOU ASSHOLE. 1570 01:13:16,492 --> 01:13:19,212 STREAMS ALL LEAD TO CIVILIZATION. 1571 01:13:22,898 --> 01:13:25,900 WHY CAN'T I FIND CIVILIZATION? 1572 01:13:31,006 --> 01:13:33,392 I GOT YOU. I GOT YOU. I GOT YOU. 1573 01:13:33,492 --> 01:13:35,494 COME ON. 1574 01:13:35,594 --> 01:13:37,594 COME ON. I GOT IT. 1575 01:13:44,186 --> 01:13:46,186 I GOT IT. 1576 01:13:46,855 --> 01:13:49,074 I GOT IT. 1577 01:13:49,174 --> 01:13:51,469 WHOA, SOMETHING'S GOING ON. 1578 01:13:52,761 --> 01:13:54,847 I'M GOING TO CHECK IT OUT. 1579 01:13:54,947 --> 01:13:56,682 OH, PLEASE DON'T, FUZZY BEAR. RELAX. 1580 01:13:56,782 --> 01:13:58,984 WHAT HAVE WE BEEN DOING FOR THE PAST TWO HOURS? 1581 01:13:59,084 --> 01:14:01,053 HAVING CRAZY SEX, SUGAR PLUM. 1582 01:14:01,153 --> 01:14:03,153 SO WE HAVE AN ALIBI. 1583 01:14:12,080 --> 01:14:13,665 HEY, ART. YOU KNOW. I WOULD STILL... 1584 01:14:13,765 --> 01:14:15,534 ... LOVE TO DRIVE THAT NEW CAR OF YOURS. 1585 01:14:15,634 --> 01:14:17,669 MR. JOBS, SO NICE OF YOU TO SHOW UP. 1586 01:14:17,769 --> 01:14:19,037 YOU. 1587 01:14:19,137 --> 01:14:20,939 BILL'S HAD ANOTHER BIGFOOT SIGHTING. 1588 01:14:21,039 --> 01:14:23,175 I WAS SURE YOU AND YOUR LITTLE BUDDY WERE FUCKING WITH ME. 1589 01:14:23,275 --> 01:14:26,145 IN THE NEWS, EVERY TIME THERE WAS A SIGHTING, 1590 01:14:26,245 --> 01:14:28,947 BUT HAIRY MAN, IS FUCKING REAL. 1591 01:14:29,047 --> 01:14:30,949 THAT'S WHAT I TOLD YOU, MAN. 1592 01:14:31,049 --> 01:14:32,918 HE JUST SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME, 1593 01:14:33,018 --> 01:14:34,086 AND THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY... 1594 01:14:34,186 --> 01:14:36,622 ... THAT WAS A PUNK-ASS KID IN A SUIT. 1595 01:14:36,722 --> 01:14:37,959 WHO ARE THOSE TWO WANKERS. 1596 01:14:38,059 --> 01:14:38,575 OVER THERE? 1597 01:14:38,675 --> 01:14:40,675 CLAIM TO BE FBI. 1598 01:14:40,759 --> 01:14:43,462 HUH, WELL, COOL. 1599 01:14:43,562 --> 01:14:45,130 GOOD LUCK, BILL. YOU'RE GONNA MAKE IT. 1600 01:14:45,230 --> 01:14:47,466 PEOPLE. HEY. 1601 01:14:47,566 --> 01:14:49,168 I GOT A PICTURE OF HAIRY MAN. 1602 01:14:49,268 --> 01:14:53,138 HEY, HEY, I GOT A PICTURE OF MY HAIRY MAN. 1603 01:14:53,238 --> 01:14:55,607 I'M A REAL GODDAMN WILDLIFE PHOTOGRAPHER. 1604 01:14:55,707 --> 01:14:57,707 LET ME SEE IT. 1605 01:15:00,796 --> 01:15:02,796 I DON'T SEE ANYTHING. 1606 01:15:02,998 --> 01:15:04,216 OH, MY GOD, FBI? 1607 01:15:04,316 --> 01:15:05,818 SHIT. 1608 01:15:05,918 --> 01:15:07,986 THINK WE'RE IN TROUBLE? OH, I KNOW WE'RE IN TROUBLE. 1609 01:15:08,086 --> 01:15:09,154 I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH. 1610 01:15:09,254 --> 01:15:11,254 WE GOT TO FIND DAVID. 1611 01:15:12,808 --> 01:15:14,960 OH, HOLD ON, IT MUST HAVE JUST RUN OUT OF BATTERIES. 1612 01:15:15,060 --> 01:15:17,763 OH, WAIT. NO, SHIT. 1613 01:15:17,863 --> 01:15:19,631 OH, SHIT, THAT WAS MY LAST ONE. 1614 01:15:19,731 --> 01:15:22,568 GOD DAMN IT. 1615 01:15:22,668 --> 01:15:25,737 WHERE'D YOU GET THOSE PANTS? THOSE ARE AWESOME. 1616 01:15:25,837 --> 01:15:28,474 I COULD REALLY DO SOME HIDING IN THE WILD WITH THOSE. 1617 01:15:28,574 --> 01:15:30,574 WHAT SIZE ARE YOU? 1618 01:15:39,134 --> 01:15:40,652 HI, LOUISE. 1619 01:15:40,752 --> 01:15:42,752 HI. 1620 01:15:43,972 --> 01:15:45,657 HEY, GRANDMA, DAVID AROUND? 1621 01:15:45,757 --> 01:15:48,927 HIM AND AMY ARE UPSTAIRS MAKING NOISE. 1622 01:15:49,027 --> 01:15:51,078 OH, REALLY? 1623 01:15:53,015 --> 01:15:55,016 OUT OF BED, ASSHOLE. 1624 01:15:58,720 --> 01:16:01,656 HEY, GUYS. WHAT'S UP? 1625 01:16:03,659 --> 01:16:06,889 ARE YOU UP THERE BANGING MY GIRLFRIEND? 1626 01:16:09,031 --> 01:16:10,582 COME ON OUT, AMY. 1627 01:16:10,682 --> 01:16:12,017 WE HOOKED UP, TOO. 1628 01:16:12,117 --> 01:16:13,852 NICE. 1629 01:16:13,952 --> 01:16:17,947 BUT SERIOUSLY, GET DRESSED, WE'VE GOT A PROBLEM. 1630 01:16:27,916 --> 01:16:29,067 WHAT'S UP? 1631 01:16:29,167 --> 01:16:32,604 YOU GUYS CUT IT WAY TOO CLOSE THIS TIME. 1632 01:16:32,704 --> 01:16:33,906 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1633 01:16:34,006 --> 01:16:35,707 WE JUST LEFT THE LANDING. 1634 01:16:35,807 --> 01:16:37,910 AND THE SAME GUY THAT WE SCARED A COUPLE WEEKS AGO. 1635 01:16:38,010 --> 01:16:39,077 WAS LYING ON HIS BACK. 1636 01:16:39,177 --> 01:16:40,746 RAMBLING ABOUT HAIRY MAN TO ART. 1637 01:16:40,846 --> 01:16:43,015 RING A BELL? WHAT? 1638 01:16:43,115 --> 01:16:44,182 YEAH, THE TWO FBI GUYS... 1639 01:16:44,282 --> 01:16:46,218 ... AND CHARLIE WERE THERE AS WELL. 1640 01:16:46,318 --> 01:16:49,021 I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 1641 01:16:49,121 --> 01:16:51,223 YOU GUYS OBVIOUSLY PULLED A SCAM WITHOUT US. 1642 01:16:51,323 --> 01:16:53,325 AND YOU GOT WAY TOO CLOSE THIS TIME. 1643 01:16:53,425 --> 01:16:56,261 WE'VE BEEN INSIDE FOR AT LEAST... 1644 01:16:56,361 --> 01:16:58,361 ... TWO HOURS. 1645 01:16:58,363 --> 01:17:00,566 SHIT, YOU DON'T THINK... 1646 01:17:00,666 --> 01:17:03,035 ... I THINK THEY SAW OUR LITTLE FRIEND FOR REAL. 1647 01:17:03,135 --> 01:17:05,260 WE GOT TO GO CHECK ON HER. 1648 01:17:07,923 --> 01:17:09,608 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 1649 01:17:09,708 --> 01:17:11,810 WE'RE GOING TO HER DEN TO MAKE SURE SHE'S ALL RIGHT. 1650 01:17:11,910 --> 01:17:14,346 SHE'S LEAVING TONIGHT. IT'S THE FULL MOON. 1651 01:17:14,446 --> 01:17:15,881 HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? 1652 01:17:15,981 --> 01:17:18,050 THEY ALWAYS LEAVE ON THE FULL MOON. 1653 01:17:18,150 --> 01:17:19,651 IS SHE ALL RIGHT? 1654 01:17:19,751 --> 01:17:22,386 SHE'S SCARED, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 1655 01:17:23,305 --> 01:17:25,770 WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING?. 1656 01:17:27,743 --> 01:17:29,127 TO HER DEN, GRANDMA. 1657 01:17:29,227 --> 01:17:30,862 SHE'S NOT THERE. 1658 01:17:30,962 --> 01:17:32,164 HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? 1659 01:17:32,264 --> 01:17:33,665 SHE'S RIGHT HERE. 1660 01:17:33,765 --> 01:17:36,635 SHIT, WOULD I BE SITTING HERE FOR NOTHING? 1661 01:17:36,735 --> 01:17:38,003 I'M JUST SITTING HERE TRYING TO CHILL... 1662 01:17:38,103 --> 01:17:40,483 ... WITH HER, YOU KNOW? 1663 01:17:45,994 --> 01:17:48,204 DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE FISH? 1664 01:17:49,331 --> 01:17:50,949 SHE'S HUNGRY. 1665 01:17:51,049 --> 01:17:54,969 YEP, I THINK SHE'S A STRESS EATER. 1666 01:17:56,171 --> 01:17:58,171 OH, COMPANY. 1667 01:18:01,710 --> 01:18:02,694 NICE CAR, ART. 1668 01:18:02,794 --> 01:18:04,794 NOT NOW, RODNEY. 1669 01:18:05,747 --> 01:18:07,747 NEED ANY HELP? 1670 01:18:07,799 --> 01:18:10,009 NO, THANKS. JUST A RACCOON. 1671 01:18:11,019 --> 01:18:13,839 SOUNDS LIKE A BIG ONE. 1672 01:18:13,939 --> 01:18:17,209 IF YOU ALL ARE THINKING ABOUT GETTING INTO ANY MORE TROUBLE, 1673 01:18:17,309 --> 01:18:18,677 I WOULDN'T. 1674 01:18:18,777 --> 01:18:20,012 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 1675 01:18:20,112 --> 01:18:21,013 HEY, ART? 1676 01:18:21,113 --> 01:18:23,113 OH, NOTHING REALLY. 1677 01:18:23,181 --> 01:18:25,417 IT'S JUST THAT I THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW... 1678 01:18:25,517 --> 01:18:27,252 ...THERE'S A LOT OF FEDS AROUND... 1679 01:18:27,352 --> 01:18:29,354 ... ASKING A LOT OF QUESTIONS ABOUT YOU FOUR. 1680 01:18:29,454 --> 01:18:30,756 HEY, ART. 1681 01:18:30,856 --> 01:18:33,158 HUH, THAT'S WEIRD. I WONDER WHY? 1682 01:18:33,258 --> 01:18:36,428 THE ARMY AND THOSE TWO FBI GUYS ARE ASKING FOR YOU. 1683 01:18:36,528 --> 01:18:38,096 YEAH, I WONDER WHY. 1684 01:18:38,196 --> 01:18:40,699 LOOKS LIKE THE CAVALRY'S HERE. 1685 01:18:40,799 --> 01:18:43,168 THEY'RE STAGING SOMETHING AT THE HIGH SCHOOL. 1686 01:18:43,268 --> 01:18:45,737 I GOT TO GO OVER AND MAKE SURE EVERYBODY BEHAVES. 1687 01:18:45,837 --> 01:18:47,172 HEY, ART, WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU? 1688 01:18:47,272 --> 01:18:49,272 BE GOOD. 1689 01:18:54,996 --> 01:18:57,182 DRIVE SAFE. 1690 01:18:57,282 --> 01:18:58,717 SHIT, WHAT THE HELL ARE WE GONNA DO? 1691 01:18:58,817 --> 01:19:00,018 WE'VE GOT HAIRY GIRL UNDER THE PORCH. 1692 01:19:00,118 --> 01:19:01,920 AND COPS EVERYWHERE. 1693 01:19:02,020 --> 01:19:04,022 SHE HAS TO LEAVE TONIGHT. 1694 01:19:04,122 --> 01:19:05,190 WHERE DOES SHE NEED TO BE? 1695 01:19:05,290 --> 01:19:07,159 AT HER CAMPSITE. 1696 01:19:07,259 --> 01:19:09,928 WHAT? SO, WE HAVE THE COPS. 1697 01:19:10,028 --> 01:19:12,831 THE FEDS. AND APPARENTLY THE ARMY. 1698 01:19:12,931 --> 01:19:14,433 BETWEEN US AND WHERE SHE NEEDS TO GO. 1699 01:19:14,533 --> 01:19:16,168 GREAT. 1700 01:19:16,268 --> 01:19:17,836 WE NEED A DIVERSION. 1701 01:19:17,936 --> 01:19:19,371 WHAT WE NEED IS NOT TO DRAW... 1702 01:19:19,471 --> 01:19:21,139 ... ANY MORE ATTENTION TO OURSELVES. 1703 01:19:21,239 --> 01:19:22,474 NO, IF WE GIVE THEM WHAT THEY'RE LOOKING FOR, 1704 01:19:22,574 --> 01:19:24,476 THEY WON'T STUMBLE ON HER BY MISTAKE. 1705 01:19:24,576 --> 01:19:26,011 WE'LL PUT ON THE FAKE UFO LANDING... 1706 01:19:26,111 --> 01:19:28,013 ... LIKE RODNEY AND I PLANNED. 1707 01:19:28,113 --> 01:19:31,316 SO, YOU WANNA LURE THEM TO A HOAX ON TRIBAL LAND? 1708 01:19:31,416 --> 01:19:33,819 WE'LL HAVE TO GIVE THEM BIGFOOT AS WELL, RODNEY. 1709 01:19:33,919 --> 01:19:36,121 THIS ISN'T A BUNCH OF FUCKING TOURISTS ANYMORE. 1710 01:19:36,221 --> 01:19:38,256 I REALLY DON'T WANT TO GO BACK TO JAIL. 1711 01:19:38,356 --> 01:19:39,825 OR GET SHOT. YEAH. 1712 01:19:39,925 --> 01:19:41,827 OKAY, FINE. I WILL WEAR THE SUIT. 1713 01:19:41,927 --> 01:19:44,029 DAMN, YOU GUYS ARE SUCH WUSSES. 1714 01:19:44,129 --> 01:19:45,330 I WEAR THE SUIT AROUND HERE. 1715 01:19:45,430 --> 01:19:46,898 I WILL DO IT. NO, YOU'RE NOT. 1716 01:19:46,998 --> 01:19:48,166 IT'S A BAD IDEA. 1717 01:19:48,266 --> 01:19:49,735 LURING THE FEDS AND THE ARMY CAVALRY... 1718 01:19:49,835 --> 01:19:51,403 ... TO TRIBAL GROUND IS NOT AN OPTION. 1719 01:19:51,503 --> 01:19:54,873 LAST TIME IT HAPPENED AROUND HERE, IT ENDED BADLY. 1720 01:19:54,973 --> 01:19:57,476 RODNEY, GET DRESSED AND RUN AROUND TOWN. 1721 01:19:57,576 --> 01:19:59,177 THE REST OF US WILL SEND UP THE LIGHTS AND BALLOONS... 1722 01:19:59,277 --> 01:20:01,113 ... AS SOON AS YOU CAN HIDE AND TEXT US. 1723 01:20:01,213 --> 01:20:02,656 THEY'LL SEE OUR UFO. AND THEY'LL ALL COME UP. 1724 01:20:02,756 --> 01:20:03,266 TO THE CLEARING. 1725 01:20:03,366 --> 01:20:04,483 I'M TELLING YOU NO. 1726 01:20:04,583 --> 01:20:06,384 RELAX, CHIEF. 1727 01:20:06,484 --> 01:20:08,386 I'M AN ARMY BRAT, SO THE WORST THEY'LL DO IS CALL MY FATHER... 1728 01:20:08,486 --> 01:20:10,322 ... AND THE JOINT CHIEFS OR SOMETHING. 1729 01:20:10,422 --> 01:20:12,090 EVERYBODY ELSE CAN HIDE. 1730 01:20:12,190 --> 01:20:13,759 WHAT? 1731 01:20:13,859 --> 01:20:15,026 YOU'RE FUCKING OUT OF LINE. 1732 01:20:15,126 --> 01:20:16,962 AND THIS NEVER SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED. 1733 01:20:17,062 --> 01:20:18,230 EXCUSE ME? 1734 01:20:18,330 --> 01:20:20,265 I HAD THIS NICE LITTLE SCAM GOING ON... 1735 01:20:20,365 --> 01:20:22,067 ... UNTIL YOU TOURISTS GOT INVOLVED... 1736 01:20:22,167 --> 01:20:23,068 ...AND BLEW THE WHOLE THING UP... 1737 01:20:23,168 --> 01:20:24,302 ... WITH YOUR YOUTUBE VIDEOS... 1738 01:20:24,402 --> 01:20:26,071 ...AND YOUR BIGFOOT BABY CRAP. 1739 01:20:26,171 --> 01:20:27,906 SO THIS IS MY FAULT? 1740 01:20:28,006 --> 01:20:30,006 MOSTLY YOURS AND JEN'S. 1741 01:20:30,041 --> 01:20:30,976 OH, HOLD ON, I DIDN'T WANT... 1742 01:20:31,076 --> 01:20:32,778 ... SHUT THE HELL UP, JEN. 1743 01:20:32,878 --> 01:20:34,513 RELAX, OKAY? JUST RELAX. 1744 01:20:34,613 --> 01:20:36,448 IT'S AN ACCIDENT. ALL OF US ARE IN ON IT. 1745 01:20:36,548 --> 01:20:37,983 WE JUST HAVE TO FIX IT, IT'S FINE. 1746 01:20:38,083 --> 01:20:39,484 RODNEY, FUCK YOU, TOO. 1747 01:20:39,584 --> 01:20:41,219 YOU'RE JUST AS MUCH OF A TOURIST AS THEY ARE. 1748 01:20:41,319 --> 01:20:43,555 BRO, REMEMBER WHEN I LIVE 5 MINUTES. 1749 01:20:43,655 --> 01:20:44,731 DOWN THE ROAD FROM YOU AND I'VE SEEN YOU. 1750 01:20:44,831 --> 01:20:45,241 EVERY SINGLE DAY. 1751 01:20:45,341 --> 01:20:46,992 SINCE WE WERE 6 YEARS OLD. YOU'RE SCARING HER. 1752 01:20:47,092 --> 01:20:48,360 YOU'VE BEEN SQUATTING ON TRIBAL LAND... 1753 01:20:48,460 --> 01:20:50,061 ... LONGER THAN THEY HAVE. SO WHAT?. 1754 01:20:50,161 --> 01:20:51,897 SQUATTING? ENOUGH. 1755 01:20:51,997 --> 01:20:53,832 OKAY, I'M SORRY YOU DON'T LIKE IT, 1756 01:20:53,932 --> 01:20:55,367 BUT I AM STICKING TO THE PLAN. 1757 01:20:55,467 --> 01:20:56,835 NOW, YOU AND LOUISE CAN GET HER HOME... 1758 01:20:56,935 --> 01:20:58,537 ... AS SOON AS YOU HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY. 1759 01:20:58,637 --> 01:21:02,547 NICE TO HAVE MET YOU, LOUISE, TAKE CARE OF HER. 1760 01:21:07,062 --> 01:21:09,062 UNBELIEVABLE. 1761 01:21:29,084 --> 01:21:31,084 HUH. 1762 01:21:32,487 --> 01:21:34,072 WHAT, GRANDMA? 1763 01:21:34,172 --> 01:21:37,925 MUST BE THE RODEO CLOWN IN YOU. 1764 01:21:46,434 --> 01:21:48,420 ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS GET THEIR ATTENTION. 1765 01:21:48,520 --> 01:21:50,338 AS SOON AS THEY ARE FOLLOWING YOU, JUMP IN THE BUSHES. 1766 01:21:50,438 --> 01:21:50,807 AND TEXT US. 1767 01:21:50,907 --> 01:21:52,858 WE'LL SEND UP THE BALLOONS AND THEN YOU CAN DITCH THE SUIT. 1768 01:21:52,958 --> 01:21:54,259 ALL RIGHT. 1769 01:21:54,359 --> 01:21:56,561 JEN WILL MEET YOU LATER AT HOME LATER, OKAY? 1770 01:21:56,661 --> 01:21:58,063 YOU GOT IT? GOT IT. 1771 01:21:58,163 --> 01:22:01,099 HEY. 1772 01:22:01,199 --> 01:22:03,199 BE CAREFUL. 1773 01:22:08,056 --> 01:22:10,056 GO GET 'EM, BABY. 1774 01:22:13,361 --> 01:22:16,915 YOU KNOW YOU WERE A JERK. 1775 01:22:17,015 --> 01:22:19,351 THANKS, GRANDMA. 1776 01:22:19,451 --> 01:22:22,654 YOU REALLY NEED TO APOLOGIZE. 1777 01:22:22,754 --> 01:22:24,122 I NEED TO APOLOGIZE? 1778 01:22:24,222 --> 01:22:25,156 UH-HUH. 1779 01:22:25,256 --> 01:22:27,025 SHE CALLED ME CHIEF. 1780 01:22:27,125 --> 01:22:30,629 WHICH IS A TITLE OF RESPECT. 1781 01:22:30,729 --> 01:22:33,498 SHE SHOULD HAVE CALLED YOU TONTO. 1782 01:22:33,598 --> 01:22:35,950 IT MEANS STUPID. 1783 01:22:45,694 --> 01:22:49,563 SOMETHING WRONG WITH OUR PLAN, OFFICER? 1784 01:22:51,499 --> 01:22:53,051 WHERE SHOULD I BEGIN? 1785 01:22:53,151 --> 01:22:54,486 THIS IS STANDARD FEDERAL RESPONSE... 1786 01:22:54,586 --> 01:22:56,955 ... TO A THREAT TO HOMELAND SECURITY, SO... 1787 01:22:57,055 --> 01:22:58,957 ... I'VE READ THE BOOK. 1788 01:22:59,057 --> 01:23:01,459 JUST THINK THAT IT'S OVERKILL... 1789 01:23:01,559 --> 01:23:02,961 ... FOR A BEAR SIGHTING. 1790 01:23:03,061 --> 01:23:04,496 OVERKILL? 1791 01:23:04,596 --> 01:23:06,331 YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT CREATURE. 1792 01:23:06,431 --> 01:23:09,935 I ASSURE YOU THIS IS NOT OVERKILL. 1793 01:23:10,035 --> 01:23:12,144 FINE, JUST MAKE SURE YOU WRITE. 1794 01:23:12,244 --> 01:23:13,256 IN YOUR REPORT... 1795 01:23:13,356 --> 01:23:15,040 ... THAT I TOLD YOU IT WOULD BE A MISTAKE... 1796 01:23:15,140 --> 01:23:17,242 ... TO CALL IN THE MILITARY... 1797 01:23:17,342 --> 01:23:18,977 ... OVER A BEAR SIGHTING. 1798 01:23:19,077 --> 01:23:21,313 IT WAS NOT A BEAR. 1799 01:23:21,413 --> 01:23:24,215 AGENT WESSON, IT'S ALWAYS A BEAR. 1800 01:23:24,315 --> 01:23:25,517 ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND? 1801 01:23:25,617 --> 01:23:27,085 THERE IT IS. 1802 01:23:27,185 --> 01:23:28,186 THAT'S NOT A BEAR. 1803 01:23:28,286 --> 01:23:29,421 LET'S GO. 1804 01:23:29,521 --> 01:23:32,206 NOPE, JUST A DUMB-ASS. 1805 01:23:36,311 --> 01:23:39,431 I CAN NOT BELIEVE I SCREWED THIS UP SO MUCH. 1806 01:23:39,531 --> 01:23:41,366 DAVID SCREWED UP. YOU TRIED TO APOLOGIZE. 1807 01:23:41,466 --> 01:23:43,134 NO, I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT DAVID. 1808 01:23:43,234 --> 01:23:45,003 OKAY, THEN WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1809 01:23:45,103 --> 01:23:47,103 HAIRY GIRL. 1810 01:23:47,138 --> 01:23:48,102 THEY'VE BEEN COMING HERE FOR WHO KNOWS. 1811 01:23:48,202 --> 01:23:48,391 HOW LONG. 1812 01:23:48,491 --> 01:23:51,076 WITHOUT ANY PROBLEMS UNTIL WE SCREWED IT UP. 1813 01:23:51,176 --> 01:23:53,511 WE'LL FIX IT. I HOPE SO. 1814 01:23:53,611 --> 01:23:55,736 DAVID'S STILL AN ASSHOLE. 1815 01:23:57,400 --> 01:23:59,351 OKAY. TEN THOUSAND FREAKING DOLLARS... 1816 01:23:59,451 --> 01:24:00,552 ... AND YOU COULDN'T FIND ONE PERSON TO HELP US. 1817 01:24:00,652 --> 01:24:02,652 SHH. 1818 01:24:03,438 --> 01:24:06,191 HEY, ART, WE JUST GOT A REPORT OF... 1819 01:24:06,291 --> 01:24:09,260 ... A HIGH-SPEED CHASE AND BIGFOOT RUNNING DOWN MAIN. 1820 01:24:09,360 --> 01:24:10,495 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? 1821 01:24:10,595 --> 01:24:12,397 HAIRY MAN'S JUST A DUMB-ASS KID. 1822 01:24:12,497 --> 01:24:14,733 NOTHING TO GET EXCITED ABOUT. 1823 01:24:14,833 --> 01:24:17,435 DON'T LET THEM AROUND. 1824 01:24:17,535 --> 01:24:18,470 DON'T LET THEM AROUND, DON'T LET--COME ON, MIKE. 1825 01:24:18,570 --> 01:24:21,306 OH, FUCK. 1826 01:24:21,406 --> 01:24:23,406 ASSHOLE. 1827 01:24:37,439 --> 01:24:39,057 HE'S GETTING AWAY. 1828 01:24:39,157 --> 01:24:43,237 HE'S NOT GETTING AWAY. WE'RE RIGHT FUCKING THERE. 1829 01:24:43,445 --> 01:24:45,663 GOD DAMN IT. COME ON. 1830 01:24:45,763 --> 01:24:49,503 SORRY. I NEVER COULD FIGURE THESE THINGS OUT. 1831 01:24:58,860 --> 01:25:01,212 CAN YOU GET HER TO HER DEN BY YOURSELF? 1832 01:25:01,312 --> 01:25:02,380 YES. 1833 01:25:02,480 --> 01:25:03,415 I GOTTA GO HELP. 1834 01:25:03,515 --> 01:25:04,616 I KNOW. 1835 01:25:04,716 --> 01:25:06,051 I KNOW. GO. 1836 01:25:06,151 --> 01:25:07,118 I LOVE YOU, GRANDMA. 1837 01:25:07,218 --> 01:25:08,286 MM-HMM. I LOVE YOU, TOO. 1838 01:25:08,386 --> 01:25:09,788 BE CAREFUL. 1839 01:25:09,888 --> 01:25:11,623 HERE, YOU TAKE THE WHEEL. 1840 01:25:11,723 --> 01:25:13,158 NO, JUST TAKE THE WHEEL. 1841 01:25:13,258 --> 01:25:16,061 WHOA. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1842 01:25:16,161 --> 01:25:17,095 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1843 01:25:17,195 --> 01:25:18,229 I'M GONNA GET HIM. 1844 01:25:18,329 --> 01:25:20,624 DO YOU SEE HIM? WHERE IS HE? 1845 01:25:27,423 --> 01:25:29,423 WHAT? SERIOUSLY? 1846 01:25:30,358 --> 01:25:32,477 HE'S STRAIGHT AHEAD, STRAIGHT AHEAD. 1847 01:25:32,577 --> 01:25:34,379 WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1848 01:25:34,479 --> 01:25:37,369 PUT THE GUN DOWN. PUT THE GUN DOWN. 1849 01:25:38,701 --> 01:25:40,701 SHIT, SHIT, SHIT. NO. 1850 01:25:42,871 --> 01:25:45,256 HEY, DWAYNE. HERE YOU GO. 1851 01:25:45,356 --> 01:25:47,459 HEY, RC, THANKS. 1852 01:25:47,559 --> 01:25:48,660 YOU'RE WELCOME. 1853 01:25:48,760 --> 01:25:50,428 WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND HERE TONIGHT? 1854 01:25:50,528 --> 01:25:53,098 BIGFOOT AND A HIGH-SPEED CHASE DOWN MAIN. 1855 01:25:53,198 --> 01:25:55,100 IT'S DAVID AND RODNEY AGAIN. 1856 01:25:55,200 --> 01:25:56,568 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL THEY'RE UP TO BUT... 1857 01:25:56,668 --> 01:25:58,269 ... ONE OF THEIR GIRLFRIENDS CALLED BEN. 1858 01:25:58,369 --> 01:26:00,371 NEEDS A CRANE RENTAL TONIGHT. 1859 01:26:00,471 --> 01:26:02,674 IT'S AFTER 10:00. - YEAH, I KNOW. 1860 01:26:02,774 --> 01:26:03,797 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL THEY'RE UP TO, BUT THEY'RE. 1861 01:26:03,897 --> 01:26:04,226 PUTTING SOMETHING... 1862 01:26:04,326 --> 01:26:06,244 ... TOGETHER UP BY THE MEETING GROUNDS. 1863 01:26:06,344 --> 01:26:09,214 IT'S LIKE ONE BIG DAMN PARTY AROUND HERE TONIGHT. 1864 01:26:09,314 --> 01:26:11,398 YEAH, IT IS, ISN'T IT? 1865 01:26:13,368 --> 01:26:16,154 HEY, SHERYL. YEAH, IT'S RC. 1866 01:26:16,254 --> 01:26:19,357 THERE'S A BIG PARTY GOING ON UP AT THE MEETING GROUNDS. 1867 01:26:19,457 --> 01:26:21,493 NO, NO. CALL THE GALS, 1868 01:26:21,593 --> 01:26:24,262 GET A BUNCH OF BEER AND HEAD ON UP. 1869 01:26:24,362 --> 01:26:26,598 NO, I PROMISE, IT'S GOING TO BE A HUGE SHIT SHOW. 1870 01:26:26,698 --> 01:26:29,200 ALL RIGHT, HAVE A GOOD TIME. 1871 01:26:29,300 --> 01:26:30,301 ALL RIGHT, MAN. I'LL CALL YOU FROM THE ROAD... 1872 01:26:30,401 --> 01:26:32,655 ... AND LET YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. 1873 01:26:32,755 --> 01:26:35,730 COME ON, RODNEY, WHAT'S THE HOLD-UP? 1874 01:26:38,193 --> 01:26:39,244 I DON'T KNOW ANY OF THOSE PEOPLE. 1875 01:26:39,344 --> 01:26:40,311 I DON'T KNOW, EITHER. 1876 01:26:40,411 --> 01:26:42,280 HUH? ANYTHING YET? NO. 1877 01:26:42,380 --> 01:26:43,615 YOU GOT BARS? FOUR. 1878 01:26:43,715 --> 01:26:45,283 WE SHOULD HAVE HEARD FROM HIM BY NOW. 1879 01:26:45,383 --> 01:26:47,383 COME ON, RODNEY. 1880 01:26:50,806 --> 01:26:52,323 I'M JUST GOING TO WING HIM. 1881 01:26:52,423 --> 01:26:55,228 THERE'S ONLY ONE-- DON'T WING HIM. 1882 01:26:58,780 --> 01:27:00,265 WE'RE TALKING ABOUT RODNEY. 1883 01:27:00,365 --> 01:27:02,200 HE'LL BE FINE. 1884 01:27:02,300 --> 01:27:05,503 OH, I GUESS THAT'S WHAT TEN GRAND WILL GET YOU. 1885 01:27:05,603 --> 01:27:07,338 WHERE'S RODNEY? 1886 01:27:07,438 --> 01:27:08,740 YOU DIDN'T HEAR FROM HIM? 1887 01:27:08,840 --> 01:27:10,840 NO, NOTHING. 1888 01:27:11,860 --> 01:27:13,622 OH, MY GOD. HE'S GOING TO. 1889 01:27:13,722 --> 01:27:14,497 GET KILLED. 1890 01:27:14,597 --> 01:27:15,869 NO, AS LONG AS WE KEEP HEARING GUNSHOTS. 1891 01:27:15,969 --> 01:27:16,365 HE'S NOT DEAD. 1892 01:27:16,465 --> 01:27:18,483 WE HAVE TO GO DOWN THERE AND FIND HIM. 1893 01:27:18,583 --> 01:27:20,327 IF RODNEY DIES. I'M GOING TO BEAT. 1894 01:27:20,427 --> 01:27:21,570 THE CRAP OUT OF YOU. 1895 01:27:21,670 --> 01:27:23,354 OKAY, THAT'S COOL. 1896 01:27:23,454 --> 01:27:25,623 I GOT THIS. 1897 01:27:25,723 --> 01:27:27,458 HEY, ART. 1898 01:27:27,558 --> 01:27:30,361 BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR COUNTY FIRE AND RESCUE... 1899 01:27:30,461 --> 01:27:31,462 ... JOINING THE PURSUIT. 1900 01:27:31,562 --> 01:27:34,648 LET'S JUST KEEP IT SLOW, BOYS. 1901 01:27:37,353 --> 01:27:39,353 COME ON, LET'S GO. 1902 01:27:53,868 --> 01:27:56,221 COME ON. LET'S GO. 1903 01:27:56,321 --> 01:27:58,321 COME ON. 1904 01:28:04,379 --> 01:28:05,930 HEY, THERE, DWAYNE, ART MANAGED TO GET THEM. 1905 01:28:06,030 --> 01:28:07,599 OUT OF DOWNTOWN AND SLOWED DOWN... 1906 01:28:07,699 --> 01:28:09,334 ... ENOUGH TO LOSE RODNEY. 1907 01:28:09,434 --> 01:28:11,869 OH, THAT'S GOOD. I HATE TO SEE HIM BACK IN JAIL. 1908 01:28:11,969 --> 01:28:14,606 HEY, UH, WHERE SHOULD WE SEND THEM NOW? 1909 01:28:14,706 --> 01:28:16,874 UH, OH, HOW ABOUT ACROSS THE RIVER ON OLD STAGE ROAD? 1910 01:28:16,974 --> 01:28:19,010 OH, THAT'S A GOOD ONE. 1911 01:28:19,110 --> 01:28:21,312 ATTENTION ALL UNITS. BIGFOOT SIGHTED... 1912 01:28:21,412 --> 01:28:24,217 ...MOVING EAST ON OLD STAGE ROAD. 1913 01:28:25,667 --> 01:28:28,419 I'M SORRY. I WAS WAY OUT OF LINE. 1914 01:28:28,519 --> 01:28:30,771 WAY OUT OF THE LINE. 1915 01:28:36,044 --> 01:28:38,630 OH, MY GOD. I KILLED RODNEY. 1916 01:28:38,730 --> 01:28:40,565 WHAT THE HELL, GUYS. 1917 01:28:40,665 --> 01:28:43,417 RODNEY. 1918 01:28:56,831 --> 01:28:59,017 UGH. 1919 01:28:59,117 --> 01:29:00,385 WE'RE SO HOOPED. 1920 01:29:00,485 --> 01:29:02,787 THEY'RE ONLY CHECKING IN TOWN. 1921 01:29:02,887 --> 01:29:04,055 THAT CHOPPER'S GONNA FIND YOUR GRANDMA. 1922 01:29:04,155 --> 01:29:06,155 WE'RE GONNA BE LATE. 1923 01:29:08,476 --> 01:29:09,761 DROP ME OFF AT THE EDGE OF TOWN AGAIN. 1924 01:29:09,861 --> 01:29:11,029 AND I'LL LEAD THEM UP TO THE CLEARING. 1925 01:29:11,129 --> 01:29:12,430 THE HELL YOU ARE. 1926 01:29:12,530 --> 01:29:14,732 YOU JUST GOT DESTROYED BY A CAR. 1927 01:29:14,832 --> 01:29:16,501 JEN, YOU NEED TO TAKE HIM TO THE ER. 1928 01:29:16,601 --> 01:29:18,601 GET DOWN. GET DOWN. 1929 01:29:20,555 --> 01:29:22,006 WELL, I FOR ONE AM NOT GOING TO LEAVE. 1930 01:29:22,106 --> 01:29:24,826 AMY AND GRANDMA HANGING, ALL RIGHT? 1931 01:29:24,926 --> 01:29:26,077 I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. 1932 01:29:26,177 --> 01:29:27,078 GIVE ME THE SUIT. 1933 01:29:27,178 --> 01:29:29,681 WHAT? 1934 01:29:29,781 --> 01:29:32,083 GIVE ME THE SUIT. 1935 01:29:32,183 --> 01:29:33,951 COME ON. 1936 01:29:34,051 --> 01:29:37,738 COME ON, WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE. 1937 01:29:44,078 --> 01:29:45,663 ATTENTION ALL UNITS, 1938 01:29:45,763 --> 01:29:48,823 BIGFOOT HEADING SOUTH ON MAIN STREET. 1939 01:29:51,819 --> 01:29:54,709 WE'RE COMING TO GET YOU, HAIRY MAN. 1940 01:30:11,940 --> 01:30:14,745 JESUS, YOU'RE GONNA HURT SOMEBODY. 1941 01:30:22,817 --> 01:30:24,817 COME ON. 1942 01:30:25,754 --> 01:30:28,539 UFO LANDING IN PROGRESS... 1943 01:30:28,639 --> 01:30:29,807 ... AT THE MEETING GROUNDS. 1944 01:30:29,907 --> 01:30:31,676 I HATE TOURISTS. 1945 01:30:31,776 --> 01:30:33,544 HEY, LOOK. 1946 01:30:33,644 --> 01:30:34,746 NIGHT VISION. 1947 01:30:34,846 --> 01:30:36,914 NICE. YEAH. 1948 01:30:37,014 --> 01:30:38,049 WHERE IS HE NOW? 1949 01:30:38,149 --> 01:30:39,851 I DON'T KNOW, I THINK I LOST HIM. 1950 01:30:39,951 --> 01:30:41,071 I JUST SEE HIM. HE'S STRAIGHT AHEAD. 1951 01:30:41,171 --> 01:30:41,670 STRAIGHT AHEAD. 1952 01:30:41,770 --> 01:30:42,820 OKAY. HERE WE GO. HERE WE GO. 1953 01:30:42,920 --> 01:30:46,858 OKAY. OKAY, WILDLIFE PHOTOGRAPHY. 1954 01:30:46,958 --> 01:30:48,092 DEAD LIFE PHOTOGRAPHY... 1955 01:30:48,192 --> 01:30:49,594 ... AS SOON AS I HIT THE MOTHERFUCKER. 1956 01:30:49,694 --> 01:30:51,095 DON'T HIT HIM. CAN I PUT MY FOOT HERE? 1957 01:30:51,195 --> 01:30:53,097 HOLD STILL, HOLD STILL, HOLD STILL. 1958 01:30:53,197 --> 01:30:54,732 GOD DAMN IT. 1959 01:30:54,832 --> 01:30:56,832 GET DOWN. SHIT. 1960 01:31:05,593 --> 01:31:08,646 BIGFOOT NOW HEADING WEST ON OLD STAGE ROAD. 1961 01:31:08,746 --> 01:31:10,581 THIS IS DANGEROUS. 1962 01:31:10,681 --> 01:31:11,801 YOU ARE COMPLETELY SAFE WITH ME DRIVING. 1963 01:31:11,901 --> 01:31:12,668 DO YOU HEAR WHAT I'M SAYING? 1964 01:31:12,768 --> 01:31:14,986 THESE FEDS ARE TRYING TO GET AROUND YOU. 1965 01:31:15,086 --> 01:31:17,088 AND YOU BETTER NOT LET THEM AROUND BECAUSE IF THEY GET--. 1966 01:31:17,188 --> 01:31:18,756 THEY GET THERE FIRST, HAVE YOU EVER SEEN 'E.T.?'. 1967 01:31:18,856 --> 01:31:20,525 THEY'RE GOING TO GIVE HAIRY MAN A LOBOTOMY. 1968 01:31:20,625 --> 01:31:22,693 THEY'LL GIVE HIM A LOBOTOMY. 1969 01:31:22,793 --> 01:31:24,807 THIS IS ARMY AIR CAV ONE, ALL UNITS STAND. 1970 01:31:24,907 --> 01:31:25,814 DOWN IMMEDIATELY. 1971 01:31:25,914 --> 01:31:29,000 WE ARE INBOUND AND TAKING OVER SITUATION. 1972 01:31:29,100 --> 01:31:31,225 NOBODY NEEDS TO GET HURT. 1973 01:31:34,790 --> 01:31:35,940 THERE HE IS. 1974 01:31:36,040 --> 01:31:38,191 WE GOT THE BASTARD NOW. 1975 01:31:39,828 --> 01:31:42,038 HAIRY MAN IS UP SHIT CREAK. 1976 01:31:51,172 --> 01:31:52,790 ACT THREE, FINALE. 1977 01:31:52,890 --> 01:31:55,960 THE FBI KILLS BIGFOOT. ACTION. 1978 01:31:56,060 --> 01:31:58,060 WHAT? 1979 01:32:00,081 --> 01:32:02,066 GET ON THE GROUND. I'M NOT BIGFOOT. 1980 01:32:02,166 --> 01:32:03,067 GET DOWN. I'M NOT BIGFOOT. 1981 01:32:03,167 --> 01:32:04,168 DON'T SHOOT. 1982 01:32:04,268 --> 01:32:06,268 GOD DAMN IT, DAVID. 1983 01:32:10,091 --> 01:32:12,455 WAIT A MINUTE. WHERE THE HELL. 1984 01:32:12,555 --> 01:32:14,555 IS THE CREATURE?. 1985 01:32:16,130 --> 01:32:17,582 WHERE THE HELL IS THE CREATURE? 1986 01:32:17,682 --> 01:32:18,983 I BELIEVE THIS IS MY JURISDICTION. 1987 01:32:19,083 --> 01:32:20,651 THIS IS A MATTER OF NATIONAL SECURITY ISSUE. 1988 01:32:20,751 --> 01:32:21,652 REALLY, A KID IN A HALLOWEEN COSTUME? 1989 01:32:21,752 --> 01:32:22,753 HEY, I WANT THAT BACK. 1990 01:32:22,853 --> 01:32:23,955 COME ON, DAVID, LET'S GO. 1991 01:32:24,055 --> 01:32:26,123 GENTLEMEN, I'LL TAKE MISS CLARK. 1992 01:32:26,223 --> 01:32:27,658 I'M AFRAID NOT. 1993 01:32:27,758 --> 01:32:29,994 SHE'S GOT A LOT TO ANSWER FOR. 1994 01:32:30,094 --> 01:32:33,130 BOYS, THIS IS WAY ABOVE YOUR PAY GRADE. COME ON. 1995 01:32:33,230 --> 01:32:36,283 SHE'S ALL YOURS. 1996 01:32:41,856 --> 01:32:43,674 SORRY, ART. 1997 01:32:43,774 --> 01:32:45,176 HEY, DAD. BIGFOOT'S BABY? 1998 01:32:45,276 --> 01:32:46,777 HEY. 1999 01:32:46,877 --> 01:32:49,881 YOUR MOTHER'S BEEN WORRIED SICK ABOUT YOU. 2000 01:32:49,981 --> 01:32:52,531 WHERE THE HELL IS THE CREATURE? 2001 01:32:53,635 --> 01:32:56,270 WHERE THE HELL IS THE CREATURE? 2002 01:32:57,773 --> 01:32:59,773 GOD DAMN IT. 2003 01:33:02,144 --> 01:33:04,144 YOU'RE WELCOME. 2004 01:33:09,116 --> 01:33:10,701 THIS IS BULLSHIT. 2005 01:33:10,801 --> 01:33:12,801 I KNOW WHAT I SAW. 2006 01:33:12,803 --> 01:33:14,803 I GOT PICTURES. 2007 01:33:19,760 --> 01:33:22,662 I WISH THEY HADN'T TAKEN MY CAMERA. 2008 01:33:54,695 --> 01:33:57,075 WHERE'D YOU GET THOSE PANTS? 2009 01:33:57,114 --> 01:33:58,616 THOSE ARE AWESOME. I COULD REALLY DO SOME... 2010 01:33:58,716 --> 01:34:00,151 ... HIDING IN THE WILD WITH THOSE. 2011 01:34:00,251 --> 01:34:01,886 WHAT SIZE ARE YOU? 2012 01:34:01,986 --> 01:34:02,920 SEE YOU, LOUISE. 2013 01:34:03,020 --> 01:34:04,121 YEAH, SEE YOU, ARTHUR. 2014 01:34:04,221 --> 01:34:07,674 OH, YOUR BADGE. 2015 01:34:19,687 --> 01:34:21,687 ROCK ME, RODNEY. 2016 01:35:17,044 --> 01:35:19,096 DO YOU MIND IF I FISH THROUGH? 2017 01:35:19,196 --> 01:35:21,196 NO ONE'S STOPPING YA. 2018 01:35:33,027 --> 01:35:34,679 IT DOESN'T WORK. 2019 01:35:34,779 --> 01:35:35,680 WHAT? 2020 01:35:35,780 --> 01:35:37,780 FISHING NAKED. 2021 01:35:39,200 --> 01:35:41,316 YOU TOLD ME IT WAS THE ONLY WAY TO. 2022 01:35:41,416 --> 01:35:42,304 CATCH BIG FISH? 2023 01:35:42,404 --> 01:35:44,755 I LIED. 2024 01:35:44,855 --> 01:35:47,925 I JUST WANTED TO SEE IF I COULD GET YOU NAKED. 2025 01:35:48,025 --> 01:35:50,025 GUESS IT WORKED.