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This morning...
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I found a feather in the gutter.
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It was worn, it was tattered,
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seemingly worthless.
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But I thought to myself...
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on the wing of an eagle,
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a feather like this can soar
high above the trees,
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over snow-capped mountains,
rushing rivers.
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I don't get it, man.
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You know, everyone runs around
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looking for things
they don't have.
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Most times, it's...
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It's right in front
of their eyes.
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Ah.
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See now...
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Now take this
for example. Right?
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Don't mind if I do.
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In Shakespeare's hand, a
feather dipped in a bit of ink
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gave us the world's
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most beautiful
wonderful stories.
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Now see?
Who'd throw something
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this awesome away, huh?
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Not you or me.
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Not enough comfort in the world
as it is, if you ask me.
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What else have we got in here?
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- What are you doing?
- Um... oh, um...
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I was just minding
my own business, officer.
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A paint brush in my hands might
be good for painting the house,
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but a paint brush
in Michelangelo's hands...
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- All right.
- The Sistine Chapel.
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Have some
breakfast then. Here.
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Huh?
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- Do me a favor.
- Yes, sir?
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Stay out of trouble, all right?
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I don't want to have
to haul you in again.
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Anything you say, sir.
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- Thank you.
- Okay.
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Hand me a violin...
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friends, you would run
for the hills.
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A violin in the hands
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of Itzhak Perlman, priceless.
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Got by that time.
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Two fish and five loaves
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in my hands, not very much.
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Two fish and five loaves
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in the Lord's hands
can feed thousands.
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Friends, things and people
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only take on their full value
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when they are placed
in the right hands.
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Are you willing to give
your life to God
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so that he can use you
for his purpose?
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The Bible tells us
he took the five loaves
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and the two fish.
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He looked up to heaven
and he gave thanks.
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He blessed the food,
he broke the loaves,
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he gave them to his disciples
to set before them,
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and the two fish,
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he divided among them all.
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It was a miracle that day.
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Friends, all is made good
through God.
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You can choose to live
your life on your own...
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never asking for help,
never asking for guidance.
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Or you can give your life to God
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and discover
all the wondrous things
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that he has planned for you.
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All the wonderful things
he has planned
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for each and every one of you.
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Can I get an "amen"?
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- Yes!
- Amen!
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Don't be so obvious.
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Thank you for coming.
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- Hey, hey, thank you, Meredith.
- Thanks, Reverend.
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Meredith, thank you.
Hi. Hi, Lori.
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Thank you for coming.
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Tim, good to see you.
Keep coming back.
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Hey, kids! You too busy
to talk to your dad?
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Oh, great sermon, Dad.
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Oh, thank you.
Did you really like it?
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Because I think that I touched
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the congregation today
on many different levels.
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- I wasn't really listening.
- Oh.
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Well, please tell me that you
got something out of my sermon.
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I'm hungry. Does that count?
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- -Look, I was
thinking that we could spend
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this afternoon as a family.
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We can go to the movies,
maybe go to the museum.
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Well, actually, Peter's got some video
game convention thing that he's going to
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and Chrissy's working pet adoptions
down at the animal shelter.
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You know, I worry
about that kid sometimes.
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And she's got such
a tough exterior, you know,
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but I know she's falling in love
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- with each and every one of
those rescue dogs. -Mmm.
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- Sweetheart, I...
- I know.
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I'm sorry.
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I got a mani-pedi appointment,
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- then I'm getting my roots done.
- Mmm.
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I'll see you later.
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Okay, honey.
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Brian Johnson wants to
see you in his office.
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Oh. Oh. Thank you.
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Closing?
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There simply aren't enough members
to sustain this parish any longer.
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The neighborhood?
Mostly businesses.
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The families have all moved out.
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Holding this church together with
such limited resources, but...
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Look, I know, okay?
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We didn't get enough funds
to get a new roof,
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but that's no reason
to close the church.
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The building is
falling apart around you.
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The congregation will be invited to
join the church at Saint Mark's.
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You're being reassigned.
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- Eufala.
- Yes, I follow.
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No, no, no, no.
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That is the name of the town.
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Arizona.
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Eufala, Arizona.
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I want to talk to you about...
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Now, just hear me out
before you say anything,
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because this is not something
that I sought out,
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but it is... something
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that I think
that we should consider.
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She's stood behind your decisions
in the past, hasn't she?
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She's got your back, man.
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I'm sorry.
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Have I seen you before?
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Me? Well...
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Me, I've always been here.
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And you just haven't noticed.
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I don't mind.
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And you have an opinion
that you want to share with me.
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Now... now,
the way I see it...
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Now if you truly believe
in something,
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trust in that
with all your soul.
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Well, with all due respect,
mister... mister...
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Deangelis.
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- Hi.
- Rain Deangelis.
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You know, like the...
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like the cleansing drops
that fall from the heavens.
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Mr. Deangelis,
with all due respect,
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you couldn't possibly know what I'm
going to have to go through right now.
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Now, you've got to convince your
fa... family to do something...
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something you haven't quite
convinced yourself about...
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even though you know in your heart
it's the right thing to do.
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You know how they say when God
closes a door, he opens a window?
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- Yeah. -Well, you could just
wait for that window to open
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So you're saying that this could
be God's plan for my family?
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All I'm saying is
you could just open the door.
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That's how doors work.
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Thanks.
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Thanks.
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- Uh, hi, Chrissy.
- Hi, Dad.
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What if I
don't want to go to Eufala?
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What then?
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So there's this new game called
Cliff Hanger, and it's super...
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Well, that's interesting, honey.
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Mom, it's more
than just interesting.
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It's like the coolest game ever.
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I mean you get to climb all the
highest mountains in the world,
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like Half Dome, Mount
Whitney, Kilimanjaro...
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Kilimanjaro?
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Oh, honey, I don't know
if I want you
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Well, after each mountain, you gain
new skills for the next climb.
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Well... you know,
it sounds very dangerous.
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I think you should talk
to your father about it.
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It's not like he's actually
going outside or anything.
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Okay, who's talking to y...
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What the... what...
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- This is Yoda.
- I think it's a gremlin.
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What is it doing here?
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She was the only one
not adopted today.
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- I can see why.
- Mom!
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I couldn't bear the thought of
her going to the shelter alone.
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I think she's great.
Can we keep her, Mom?
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Absolutely not. You know this
building doesn't allow pets.
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Come on.
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Oh. Little boo boo.
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Okay, maybe one night.
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Tomorrow you're going
back to the shelter.
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And she's staying in your room. Your
father can't know about this, okay?
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- Okay.
- Mary Louise.
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- Hiya, honey.
- Hey, sweetheart.
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- Hi.
- Um, I gotta talk to you.
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Can it wait?
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Just...
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There's... this church,
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and the pastor just retired.
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And I've been assigned
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to help them find
a permanent replacement.
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And it's just something
I feel that I have to do...
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That... that we have to do,
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and I don't think there's
a lot of choice.
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Well, there is a choice.
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Joey's been after you for years
to come work at the restaurant.
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Mary Louise, I have
a calling, all right?
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And your brother and I
don't exactly get along.
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Oh, nonsense.
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I mean, now you can finally
be part of the family business.
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And then on the weekends,
you can do God's work.
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I mean, it's...
It's win-win honey.
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Oh, at least promise me
you'll think about it.
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I mean, you know
how much we love it here.
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All right, honey,
I'll think about it.
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- Thank you.
- But on one condition.
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If it doesn't work out,
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we go. No complaints.
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Okay.
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Where is this place, anyway?
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Eufala.
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- What, we can't go with you?
- Eufala, Arizona.
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Breakfast is served.
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For our vegan option,
we've got lentils
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with broccoli,
kale, and... tofu.
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Very, very delicious.
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Our protein breakfast
for you, young man,
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egg white frittata
in a tomato sauce.
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Gluten free. Not too bad
if I do say so myself.
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You kids are taking that dog back
to the shelter this morning, right?
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Good, 'cause we can't have your father
worrying about anything else today, okay?
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Well, we can't have
Yoda going back
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on an empty stomach, can we?
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- Thanks, Mom.
- Enjoy. Bon appétit.
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All right, honey.
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Oh, honey, I made you this lean,
mean, delicious green shake.
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Come try it. It's
filled with antioxidants.
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Oh, that's so nice, sweetheart,
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but I'm going to catch something
on the way, because I'm late.
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I'm going to give it the old college
try with the pizza pie. Love you.
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Ooh.
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Okay. Well...
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maybe... maybe we'll
try something else.
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How many times
I gotta tell you, Joe?
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Enough with that darn bell. You don't
have to ring it so many times.
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You don't have to yell on top of it, okay?
I can hear you.
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Yeah, like anything
could make you move quicker.
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I heard that.
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Oh, there he is!
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Ah!
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Hey, everybody, listen up.
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This here is
my brother-in-law, Randy.
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- Oh! I knew you'd come
around eventually. -
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- Yeah. -It took Mary Louise
longer than we thought, huh?
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- Yeah. Welcome to our humble
establishment, Reverend. -Thank you.
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Let me get you an apron
and get you all set up.
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Okay.
Thanks, Tina.
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This was a mistake.
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- We're closed! -Oh! Uh, Joey,
just... can I speak to him?
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Don't go all soft on me.
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Hey. What are
you doing here?
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What are you thinking,
man? Huh?
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This isn't what
you're supposed to be doing.
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Now...
you know that, right?
252
00:13:56,937 --> 00:13:58,236
Um...
253
00:13:59,939 --> 00:14:01,239
I don't know anymore.
254
00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:02,941
Yes, Randy, yes, you do.
255
00:14:03,876 --> 00:14:05,944
It's just a different
question this time.
256
00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:10,014
Doesn't change the answer.
257
00:14:11,150 --> 00:14:12,217
Wait, wait.
258
00:14:13,118 --> 00:14:15,386
Let... let me
get you something, okay?
259
00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:19,991
- Joey can I have a couple slices for this gentleman, please?
- Here.
260
00:14:26,899 --> 00:14:28,633
False alarm.
261
00:14:35,141 --> 00:14:38,109
- Oh! Where are you going?
- Out.
262
00:14:39,111 --> 00:14:41,412
I told you.
You never listen.
263
00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:44,949
Me and your sister are going to
a book signing at the library.
264
00:14:44,951 --> 00:14:47,118
The library?
265
00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:48,987
So, you survive your first day?
266
00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:50,555
Yeah, Tina, thank you.
Thank you.
267
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:53,358
I really, really don't think I
would have made it without you.
268
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:55,193
Floor ain't going
to mop itself, Reverend.
269
00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:57,462
Joey.
270
00:14:57,464 --> 00:15:01,499
- Get to work.
- Okay, brother-in-law of mine.
271
00:15:05,371 --> 00:15:07,639
Hey, Tina.
Hey, honey.
272
00:15:07,641 --> 00:15:10,174
- Honey!
- Mwah! How's it going?
273
00:15:10,176 --> 00:15:12,110
- Joey work you too hard?
- Whatever.
274
00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:16,447
Listen, there's a plate in the fridge.
All you gotta do is heat it up, okay?
275
00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:17,548
I'll see ya later.
276
00:15:19,551 --> 00:15:21,419
What? You forget something?
277
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:23,488
No. Look at him.
278
00:15:24,623 --> 00:15:26,124
He's miserable.
279
00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:30,595
Be honest with me.
280
00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:32,163
Am I being selfish?
281
00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:36,367
- Making him do this so that we can stay?
- Here's what I think.
282
00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:39,037
You love someone,
you want 'em to be happy, right?
283
00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:43,408
- Yeah. -Even if that means maybe
doing something you don't wanna?
284
00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:46,177
- Mmm, yeah.
- Okay, look.
285
00:15:48,013 --> 00:15:51,349
You think being a waitress in a pizza
joint in Los Angeles was what I wanted?
286
00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:53,051
- No?
- No!
287
00:15:53,053 --> 00:15:54,719
I had dreams, you know?
288
00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:57,055
I really wanted
to be somebody, like...
289
00:15:57,057 --> 00:16:00,091
Like a dental hygienist.
290
00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:01,993
Then I fell in love with that
big galoot brother of yours.
291
00:16:01,995 --> 00:16:05,196
He wanted to take over the family
business, and here we are.
292
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,034
So, you're saying
I should go with him?
293
00:16:10,036 --> 00:16:12,170
I'm saying that
if you really love him...
294
00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:14,205
- Mm-hm. -...you should
give what he wants a try.
295
00:16:16,008 --> 00:16:17,275
He did come out here for me.
296
00:16:18,410 --> 00:16:22,213
Return the favor.
And look good doing it.
297
00:16:27,086 --> 00:16:28,386
Come on, we're going home.
298
00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:30,989
- What about the library?
- What about the floor?
299
00:16:30,991 --> 00:16:33,358
Oh, go ahead,
get out of here. Shh.
300
00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:37,095
You know I love you guys.
I love your pizza even more.
301
00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:40,398
Mm-hmm.
- Oh, honey, you're miserable.
302
00:16:42,067 --> 00:16:45,036
I see it.
But you tried...
303
00:16:45,038 --> 00:16:49,207
for me and I love you
for that. I really do.
304
00:16:50,109 --> 00:16:52,276
But this isn't what you're
supposed to be doing.
305
00:16:52,278 --> 00:16:56,114
You're supposed to be
spreading the gospel...
306
00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:58,649
not garlic and prosciutto.
307
00:16:59,618 --> 00:17:03,121
Healing souls,
not tossing dough.
308
00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:04,655
- I...
- Shh!
309
00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:10,061
I want what you want, and if
what you want is in Arizona...
310
00:17:10,063 --> 00:17:13,431
- Arizona? -...then your family
is going with you to Arizona.
311
00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:16,100
- I love you. Oh, I really love you.
- Come on.
312
00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:20,738
You think it's romantic, some
girl does what her husband wants,
313
00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:26,110
Yeah. I think that's romantic,
you sorry Neanderthal.
314
00:17:26,112 --> 00:17:28,679
Ah. Me too, I guess.
315
00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:30,248
Aww.
316
00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:33,251
- Mmm!
- Mwah. Mwah.
317
00:17:34,153 --> 00:17:36,087
- Ah.
- Grr.
318
00:17:37,089 --> 00:17:39,357
Let me guess.
You're getting a divorce.
319
00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:41,559
No, honey. Never.
320
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:45,229
- Is somebody dying?
- No. Nobody's dying.
321
00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:47,565
No, it's nothing like that.
322
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:51,402
We are moving
to Arizona temporarily.
323
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:55,239
- What about school?
- Yeah, all our friends are here.
324
00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:58,476
Well, there are schools in Arizona.
You can make new friends.
325
00:17:59,711 --> 00:18:02,713
Your mother and I realize that
this is a lot to ask of you,
326
00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:06,684
but there's a church that needs
a helping hand down there,
327
00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:08,553
and your father's
been asked to go.
328
00:18:09,688 --> 00:18:11,456
This is very
important to your father.
329
00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:13,458
We need to support his decision.
330
00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:16,627
The animal shelter counts on me here.
This isn't fair.
331
00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:18,296
Chrissy. Wait, wait, wait.
332
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,218
Chrissy.
333
00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:44,255
It's breaking my heart
to even ask you this,
334
00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:47,191
but you have to have some faith.
335
00:18:47,193 --> 00:18:48,893
You have to trust your old man.
336
00:18:50,162 --> 00:18:52,597
- -I can't believe
you're making us leave.
337
00:18:53,499 --> 00:18:55,433
I make a real difference here.
338
00:18:57,269 --> 00:18:59,270
Can't I stay with Uncle
Joey and Aunt Tina?
339
00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:01,272
Sweetheart, you are so special,
340
00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:03,508
you will make a difference
no matter where you are.
341
00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:09,313
I get my own bathroom, right?
342
00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:11,883
I mean, no more sharing
with the bathroom hog.
343
00:19:13,619 --> 00:19:15,753
- That's a deal.
- Deal.
344
00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:18,623
I drive a hard bargain, huh?
345
00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:21,259
Yes, you do.
A very hard bargain.
346
00:19:21,261 --> 00:19:26,197
I thought you were going to ask
for something like your own car.
347
00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:28,900
- Was that on the table?
- Absolutely not.
348
00:19:33,205 --> 00:19:35,439
- What about a new dog?
- What do you mean?
349
00:19:38,243 --> 00:19:40,344
- Oh.
- Deal or no deal?
350
00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:41,846
Chrissy!
351
00:19:45,417 --> 00:19:46,484
Deal.
352
00:19:47,352 --> 00:19:49,921
You do drive
a very hard bargain.
353
00:19:49,923 --> 00:19:51,355
Thanks.
354
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:53,324
- I love you.
- I love you too.
355
00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:58,676
Watch the light, honey.
356
00:20:10,342 --> 00:20:12,610
I never thought I'd be this
sad to leave this place.
357
00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:14,445
Oh. Come here.
358
00:20:15,514 --> 00:20:17,448
We're really gonna
miss you guys.
359
00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:23,254
Us too.
360
00:20:25,324 --> 00:20:28,459
Oh, who knows? Maybe we'll
show up in Eufala someday.
361
00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:30,995
Word is they could use
some decent pizza in Arizona.
362
00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:33,731
- Oh, is that the word?
- Yeah.
363
00:20:43,842 --> 00:20:46,277
Just because we're on the
road doesn't mean you can't study.
364
00:20:46,279 --> 00:20:48,846
A Hundred Fun
Facts about Arizona?
365
00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:50,314
You're kidding, right?
366
00:20:50,316 --> 00:20:52,016
There'll be a quiz in an hour.
367
00:21:03,328 --> 00:21:06,864
Wow. That's a lot smaller
than I thought.
368
00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:09,000
How is that even a town?
369
00:21:09,002 --> 00:21:11,702
Welcome to Eufala, kids.
370
00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:31,422
Well, this is it.
371
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:36,427
Speak now, honey,
or forever hold your peace.
372
00:21:36,429 --> 00:21:38,062
Oh, you know me.
373
00:21:38,064 --> 00:21:40,331
When I commit to something,
it's all the way, honey.
374
00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:42,600
You sure?
375
00:21:42,602 --> 00:21:45,503
Being a pastor's wife means going
wherever the pastor is needed.
376
00:21:46,505 --> 00:21:47,838
I love you.
377
00:21:48,907 --> 00:21:51,475
Come on, kids.
Welcome to the country.
378
00:21:53,445 --> 00:21:55,980
- Come on. Whoop.
- Darling.
379
00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:57,048
Thank you.
380
00:21:59,451 --> 00:22:01,786
Ha! Someone's got
a sense of humor.
381
00:22:01,788 --> 00:22:03,621
Or wants their husband
out of the house more often.
382
00:22:03,623 --> 00:22:06,357
Exactly.
383
00:22:06,359 --> 00:22:07,391
- Hey.
- Hi.
384
00:22:07,393 --> 00:22:09,527
- Hi.
- I'm, uh...
385
00:22:09,529 --> 00:22:11,028
Sir, I know who you are.
386
00:22:11,030 --> 00:22:13,831
Eufala isn't exactly the kind of
place people just wander upon.
387
00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:17,535
- I'm Alex Hutchins. -I'm Randolph,
otherwise known as Pastor Randy.
388
00:22:17,537 --> 00:22:20,404
This is my beautiful wife,
Mary Louise.
389
00:22:20,406 --> 00:22:22,907
Hi. -And this is
my daughter, Chrissy.
390
00:22:22,909 --> 00:22:25,343
Hey, you two are
about the same age, huh?
391
00:22:25,345 --> 00:22:28,879
Oh, that's Yoda.
That's the cute sister.
392
00:22:28,881 --> 00:22:30,848
This is my son, Peter.
393
00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:33,617
- Gosh, you're pretty.
- Hey, be a gentleman.
394
00:22:33,619 --> 00:22:36,721
- We'll see you kids inside, huh?
- All right. Bye.
395
00:22:40,726 --> 00:22:44,528
I love the whole I-just-fell-asleep-in-the-car
look you got going on.
396
00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:47,398
Not many girls
can pull that off.
397
00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:51,068
You know, my mom, Reva, she owns the
best beauty shop in all of Eufala.
398
00:22:51,070 --> 00:22:53,871
You should really come by
once you get settled.
399
00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:57,575
And I'm guessing you mean
the only beauty shop in Eufala.
400
00:22:59,144 --> 00:23:02,646
Why aren't you inside with the others?
Animal abusers not allowed in?
401
00:23:03,648 --> 00:23:05,950
My mom is also church secretary,
402
00:23:05,952 --> 00:23:08,386
so naturally she has
to be here on Sundays.
403
00:23:11,556 --> 00:23:12,990
Come on.
I'll show you around.
404
00:23:18,597 --> 00:23:22,433
Coming?
And your little dog, too.
405
00:23:24,436 --> 00:23:25,916
You have to go
into town for a signal.
406
00:23:26,938 --> 00:23:29,507
- God, where are we?
- Eufala.
407
00:23:31,443 --> 00:23:34,545
You know, my uncle, Danny, he's
the youth group leader at church.
408
00:23:34,547 --> 00:23:35,846
I can introduce you to him.
409
00:23:37,849 --> 00:23:38,983
- Meet you inside.
- Okay.
410
00:23:42,688 --> 00:23:45,156
Mabel, it's okay now.
Just sit a spell,
411
00:23:45,158 --> 00:23:47,625
take a deep breath. Ain't
none of us going anywhere.
412
00:23:47,627 --> 00:23:49,860
All right?
Take a deep breath.
413
00:23:49,862 --> 00:23:51,462
There you go.
414
00:23:53,565 --> 00:23:57,568
- Hi.
- ♪ You are the one
415
00:24:04,643 --> 00:24:07,077
As church secretary, everyone's
going to expect for me
416
00:24:07,079 --> 00:24:11,882
I know that they look meaner than a bunch
of rattle snakes, but they don't bite.
417
00:24:11,884 --> 00:24:14,718
- -At least
not during the daytime.
418
00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:18,656
Oh, Mary Louise, I know that you and I
are going to be the best of friends.
419
00:24:18,658 --> 00:24:21,592
Nobody else in this town
has any real... style,
420
00:24:21,594 --> 00:24:22,827
not like you and me.
421
00:24:22,829 --> 00:24:25,963
- Whoo!
- Now, Jimmy Watkins,
422
00:24:25,965 --> 00:24:29,600
I swear sometimes you have more
moving hands than a watch factory.
423
00:24:29,602 --> 00:24:32,203
Well, as long
as you have time for me.
424
00:24:32,205 --> 00:24:33,737
Kids, I think I saw
some cookies on the table.
425
00:24:33,739 --> 00:24:35,005
Why don't you go
get something to eat?
426
00:24:35,007 --> 00:24:36,607
Go on. Go.
427
00:24:36,609 --> 00:24:38,676
Just quit horsing around.
We are trying to make
428
00:24:38,678 --> 00:24:40,511
a good impression
on our new pastor.
429
00:24:40,513 --> 00:24:42,179
Oh! Pleasure
to meet you, Pastor.
430
00:24:42,181 --> 00:24:43,848
- Pastor Randy.
- Pastor Randy.
431
00:24:43,850 --> 00:24:46,517
- Mary Louise. -Mary Louise.
Pleasure to meet you.
432
00:24:46,519 --> 00:24:50,488
Well, I just want to apologize for
that public display of affection.
433
00:24:51,590 --> 00:24:53,991
But as you can probably tell,
this here filly,
434
00:24:53,993 --> 00:24:57,828
she's prettier than a hot glob
of butter melting on a pancake.
435
00:24:59,631 --> 00:25:02,600
Of course, I probably don't have
to tell you that, do I, Pastor?
436
00:25:02,602 --> 00:25:06,637
There's a whole church full of people
waiting to meet these fine folks.
437
00:25:06,639 --> 00:25:08,639
All right.
Well, welcome to Eufala.
438
00:25:09,608 --> 00:25:10,774
- Pleasure.
- Thank you.
439
00:25:14,579 --> 00:25:19,717
So who's responsible for that very
humorous sign that's out front?
440
00:25:19,719 --> 00:25:22,586
- Yeah. Funny.
- That's Danny's job.
441
00:25:22,588 --> 00:25:27,558
Poor boy's only got one oar in the water
most times, but he is such a cut up.
442
00:25:28,660 --> 00:25:31,629
Sometimes I wish I were funny,
I mean, instead of pretty.
443
00:25:31,631 --> 00:25:36,700
Now where was I?
444
00:25:36,702 --> 00:25:39,770
Oh, that is the Widow Smythe.
445
00:25:39,772 --> 00:25:42,106
She's kind of a celebrity
here in Eufala.
446
00:25:42,108 --> 00:25:44,608
She was in some movie
with Elvis back in the day.
447
00:25:44,610 --> 00:25:47,578
- Girls! Girls! Girls! I think it was.
- That's impressive.
448
00:25:47,580 --> 00:25:49,847
It's hard to imagine
her ever being a movie star.
449
00:25:49,849 --> 00:25:53,551
Oh, and poor thing,
she's been in love
450
00:25:53,553 --> 00:25:56,754
with Pastor Zeek
for going on 40 years.
451
00:25:56,756 --> 00:25:58,088
- That's a long time.
- Long time.
452
00:25:58,090 --> 00:25:59,757
- It's a very long time.
- Yeah.
453
00:25:59,759 --> 00:26:01,592
Well, she's a tough one.
454
00:26:01,594 --> 00:26:04,762
She can start an argument
in an empty house.
455
00:26:04,764 --> 00:26:08,699
I'm having a hard time...
What does that mean?
456
00:26:09,634 --> 00:26:11,769
It means she's going
to be your toughest critic.
457
00:26:11,771 --> 00:26:14,872
Ah. Well, thanks
for the warning,
458
00:26:14,874 --> 00:26:16,807
but Mary Louise and I,
459
00:26:16,809 --> 00:26:19,610
we're pretty good
at winning people over, so...
460
00:26:19,612 --> 00:26:22,780
In fact, why don't we go take a
shot at that right now, huh, honey?
461
00:26:22,782 --> 00:26:23,981
- Yes. Let's go say hi.
- Thank you.
462
00:26:23,983 --> 00:26:25,683
Well, good luck.
463
00:26:30,322 --> 00:26:31,855
- Hi, baby.
- Hey.
464
00:26:31,857 --> 00:26:33,624
- Hi, baby.
- Hey, baby.
465
00:26:33,626 --> 00:26:34,658
How are ya?
466
00:26:34,660 --> 00:26:36,694
- I'm cool.
- I missed you.
467
00:26:39,264 --> 00:26:41,865
- Mrs. Smythe?
- Oh.
468
00:26:42,867 --> 00:26:47,638
You must recognize me
from my movies, am I right?
469
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:49,740
No, I... I...
470
00:26:49,742 --> 00:26:54,078
was actually just saying
you look so familiar.
471
00:26:55,313 --> 00:26:56,880
Girls! Girls! Girls!
Am I right?
472
00:26:56,882 --> 00:27:00,017
Mm-hmm.
473
00:27:00,019 --> 00:27:05,756
So, tell me why it is you think
you should be our new pastor.
474
00:27:05,758 --> 00:27:08,926
Oh, Mrs. Smythe,
we just got done with this.
475
00:27:08,928 --> 00:27:10,794
Really again?
476
00:27:11,730 --> 00:27:14,331
Mrs. Smythe, it is
a pleasure to meet you.
477
00:27:14,333 --> 00:27:16,300
I am just looking so forward
478
00:27:16,302 --> 00:27:18,669
- to meeting all of the residents
of Eufala. -
479
00:27:18,671 --> 00:27:21,839
Not that many worth knowing,
if you ask my opinion.
480
00:27:22,941 --> 00:27:24,842
Especially not that one.
481
00:27:25,777 --> 00:27:27,745
I mean, just look
at how she dresses.
482
00:27:27,747 --> 00:27:30,180
And for church no less.
483
00:27:30,182 --> 00:27:33,417
It's like soup on a plate.
It's just not right.
484
00:27:33,419 --> 00:27:36,987
- Right, Ze... Zeek!
- Huh! What?
485
00:27:36,989 --> 00:27:41,892
If brains were leather, that girl wouldn't
have enough to saddle a June bug.
486
00:27:41,894 --> 00:27:43,427
Whatever you say, Ethel.
487
00:27:43,429 --> 00:27:46,030
- Hi.
- Pastor Ezekiel?
488
00:27:47,232 --> 00:27:49,800
- You cycle?
- Sorry?
489
00:27:49,802 --> 00:27:51,869
What, are your ears
flopping over?
490
00:27:51,871 --> 00:27:54,738
Do you cycle, cycle, cycle?
Do you ride a bicycle?
491
00:27:54,740 --> 00:27:58,842
Oh, oh, yes, yes, actually,
all the time. Yes, sir.
492
00:27:58,844 --> 00:28:02,246
Good. I do my best
thinking on a bike.
493
00:28:02,248 --> 00:28:07,217
Twenty miles. Tomorrow 6:00 a.m.
Don't be late.
494
00:28:07,219 --> 00:28:12,022
- -Oh, I hope
you are in good shape.
495
00:28:12,024 --> 00:28:14,792
Zeek is quite an athlete.
496
00:28:14,794 --> 00:28:16,694
Don't judge a book by its cover.
497
00:28:18,229 --> 00:28:19,296
Wh... huh.
498
00:28:20,465 --> 00:28:24,435
Where's your Bible?
I don't trust a pastor
499
00:28:24,437 --> 00:28:27,104
who doesn't carry the good book
with him at all times.
500
00:28:27,106 --> 00:28:31,008
Well, actually, I happen to have it
downloaded right here on this tablet.
501
00:28:33,878 --> 00:28:37,915
It's very convenient to keep the
good book with me at all times.
502
00:28:37,917 --> 00:28:42,019
The Bible wasn't meant
to be convenient.
503
00:28:42,021 --> 00:28:43,921
Any minister worth his salt
504
00:28:43,923 --> 00:28:45,823
should carry the actual
weight of the book
505
00:28:45,825 --> 00:28:48,826
to remind him
of the import of the words
506
00:28:48,828 --> 00:28:51,195
that he has been entrusted
to share.
507
00:28:53,898 --> 00:28:56,834
Well, if that's the case, then I guess
that any minister worth his salt
508
00:28:56,836 --> 00:28:58,202
would carry around stone tablets
509
00:28:58,204 --> 00:29:01,739
as Moses received on the mount.
510
00:29:07,812 --> 00:29:09,847
Well played, young man.
511
00:29:09,849 --> 00:29:12,850
Well played.
512
00:29:14,886 --> 00:29:17,221
- Don't be late.
- I won't.
513
00:29:18,389 --> 00:29:20,324
I think I've had
enough of meeting people today.
514
00:29:20,326 --> 00:29:23,026
- Yeah, me too.
- Okay. Shall we...?
515
00:29:23,028 --> 00:29:25,963
What do you say we go find
ourselves a place to live?
516
00:29:25,965 --> 00:29:27,831
- I think it's a great idea.
- Okay.
517
00:29:29,134 --> 00:29:33,937
Well, Mary Louise, what do you think?
Interesting, huh?
518
00:29:33,939 --> 00:29:35,906
Yeah, very.
519
00:29:35,908 --> 00:29:37,474
Where's our car?
520
00:29:40,245 --> 00:29:42,446
Where is our car?
521
00:29:43,882 --> 00:29:47,184
Mary Louise, the U-Haul...
Everything is gone!
522
00:29:51,189 --> 00:29:53,157
Never should've left LA.
523
00:29:53,159 --> 00:29:55,025
Officer. Officer.
524
00:29:56,395 --> 00:30:01,365
Are you sure? There haven't
been any robberies in Eufala...
525
00:30:01,367 --> 00:30:04,001
There was that one time when you
got called in to investigate
526
00:30:04,003 --> 00:30:06,937
- when Mrs. van Der Gelder's billy goat went missing.
- Right.
527
00:30:06,939 --> 00:30:09,940
Turns out he just wandered next door
to spend some time with Mabel's doe.
528
00:30:09,942 --> 00:30:12,576
And Rascal Johnson thought
that his truck was stolen
529
00:30:12,578 --> 00:30:15,078
- a while back, remember that? -Mm-hmm.
Found it a few days later right where
530
00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:17,114
he left it, behind Billy Jean's cafe.
531
00:30:17,116 --> 00:30:20,918
I'm sorry, we're losing
precious time here.
532
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:24,121
We're not talking about Mrs. van
Der Gelder's love-struck goat
533
00:30:24,123 --> 00:30:27,024
or Rascal Johnson's
long lost truck.
534
00:30:27,026 --> 00:30:29,026
We're talking about everything
we own in the world.
535
00:30:29,028 --> 00:30:32,863
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
536
00:30:32,865 --> 00:30:37,034
My family loses everything, and
the best they can do is laugh.
537
00:30:37,036 --> 00:30:41,905
Mary Louise, we're going back
to the city where it's safe.
538
00:30:41,907 --> 00:30:44,107
- In what car?
- Now hold on there, Padre.
539
00:30:45,076 --> 00:30:46,543
I'll give you a ride.
540
00:30:46,545 --> 00:30:48,979
I promise we'll find your stuff.
541
00:30:53,885 --> 00:30:55,986
- Coming?
- Oh yeah.
542
00:30:58,189 --> 00:31:01,158
So, how do you all like Eufala?
543
00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:03,093
Well, we've only been here
a couple of hours,
544
00:31:03,095 --> 00:31:04,928
and we don't have
a place to live,
545
00:31:04,930 --> 00:31:08,899
but other than that, it's... it's great.
546
00:31:08,901 --> 00:31:10,567
I'm sorry.
Is something funny?
547
00:31:10,569 --> 00:31:13,036
- No.
- Actually, our impression
548
00:31:13,038 --> 00:31:16,540
of Eufala is
less than dandy at the moment.
549
00:31:16,542 --> 00:31:20,510
- Uh, Dad.
- No, no, not now, Peter.
550
00:31:20,512 --> 00:31:22,980
And frankly, I would expect
more out of you, officer,
551
00:31:22,982 --> 00:31:25,315
even if you're
not used to bad things happening
552
00:31:25,317 --> 00:31:26,884
in your little town.
553
00:31:26,886 --> 00:31:30,487
Chrissy, just
give me a minute, all right?
554
00:31:31,289 --> 00:31:32,890
- Randy.
- What?
555
00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:38,362
It seems we've gotten off
like a herd of turtles, Padre.
556
00:31:38,364 --> 00:31:42,232
This is the house the church
provides for the pastor.
557
00:31:42,234 --> 00:31:44,067
It's yours for as long
as you're here.
558
00:31:45,103 --> 00:31:46,637
And that is Eufala
helping you move in.
559
00:31:46,639 --> 00:31:48,205
Why don't you guys
go check it out?
560
00:31:48,207 --> 00:31:49,973
Dibs on the biggest bathroom.
561
00:31:49,975 --> 00:31:52,042
What are you waiting for?
562
00:31:52,044 --> 00:31:53,410
Let's go see our new home.
563
00:31:53,412 --> 00:31:55,245
What... what is going on?
564
00:31:55,247 --> 00:31:57,127
They're
unloading our stuff, honey.
565
00:31:58,283 --> 00:32:00,284
Welcome to the country, family.
566
00:32:01,052 --> 00:32:02,653
This is amazing.
567
00:32:05,023 --> 00:32:07,557
Set this up like it's
your own kitchen, girls.
568
00:32:07,559 --> 00:32:11,628
Everything convenient
and organized, all right?
569
00:32:11,630 --> 00:32:13,397
Tell me why we have to do this.
570
00:32:13,399 --> 00:32:15,666
I mean, they're only here
for six months,
571
00:32:15,668 --> 00:32:17,234
then we have to do this
all over again
572
00:32:17,236 --> 00:32:19,136
for the next pastor
and his family.
573
00:32:19,138 --> 00:32:22,406
Well, that's not how we do
things in Eufala, now is it?
574
00:32:22,408 --> 00:32:24,975
We never know how long someone's
going to be in our lives,
575
00:32:24,977 --> 00:32:27,077
so we welcome them as though
it's going to be forever.
576
00:32:27,079 --> 00:32:29,146
You know how
these city people are.
577
00:32:29,148 --> 00:32:32,249
I mean, I bet you anything she
doesn't even know how to cook.
578
00:32:32,251 --> 00:32:34,518
- -They probably go
out and eat all the time
579
00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:37,087
and never eat at home
like a family should.
580
00:32:37,089 --> 00:32:38,409
Have you seen
the way she dresses?
581
00:32:40,391 --> 00:32:42,326
Way too fancy
for a preacher's wife.
582
00:32:42,328 --> 00:32:45,062
There's nothing wrong
with wanting to look your best.
583
00:32:45,064 --> 00:32:47,030
You know, it must be scary
584
00:32:47,032 --> 00:32:49,433
moving to a new town
and meeting new folks.
585
00:32:50,501 --> 00:32:53,203
- What is this?
- It's a juicer.
586
00:32:53,205 --> 00:32:55,138
Oh!
587
00:32:55,140 --> 00:32:58,542
You know, for those rare occasions
where we don't go out to eat.
588
00:32:58,544 --> 00:33:02,412
I actually like to use organic
fresh fruits and vegetables,
589
00:33:02,414 --> 00:33:07,117
you know, like kale,
wheat germ, strawberries.
590
00:33:07,119 --> 00:33:12,155
We are so happy your family is
here in Eufala, aren't we, ladies?
591
00:33:12,157 --> 00:33:15,425
What smells so delicious?
592
00:33:17,062 --> 00:33:18,662
Oh!
593
00:33:18,664 --> 00:33:21,164
Mary Louise,
you simply haven't lived
594
00:33:21,166 --> 00:33:24,201
until you've tried Lila's country
fried steak and sweet potato pie.
595
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:31,675
Honey, do you need to step
outside and get some air?
596
00:33:32,543 --> 00:33:35,012
I think so.
597
00:33:38,583 --> 00:33:40,117
Ooh.
598
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:47,057
Yeah, yeah, I'm just not used
to eating any stuff like that.
599
00:33:47,059 --> 00:33:49,126
You know, all those carbs.
600
00:33:49,128 --> 00:33:53,196
Well, I do suppose that southern
cooking can take some getting used to.
601
00:33:53,198 --> 00:33:55,232
Yeah.
602
00:33:55,234 --> 00:33:59,236
Say, is everyone in Eufala
always this nice and helpful?
603
00:33:59,238 --> 00:34:03,073
Well, I mean, I guess we have
our share of good old boys
604
00:34:03,075 --> 00:34:06,076
who break bad every now and again,
but for the most part, yeah.
605
00:34:06,078 --> 00:34:07,778
We just tend to take care
of each other.
606
00:34:07,780 --> 00:34:09,746
- Just being neighborly, I
guess you could say. -Mmm.
607
00:34:09,748 --> 00:34:12,149
Yeah, I didn't know any of my
neighbors back in the city.
608
00:34:12,151 --> 00:34:15,085
Oh, well, I guess that it can take some
time to get to know your neighbors.
609
00:34:15,087 --> 00:34:21,324
Mmm. Oh! That's Norma Nichols,
editor of the Eufala Tattler.
610
00:34:21,326 --> 00:34:23,226
Look at her.
611
00:34:23,228 --> 00:34:26,596
Madder than a mule chewing
on bumble bees.
612
00:34:26,598 --> 00:34:29,332
- Bumble bees? -Norma
doesn't care for me much.
613
00:34:29,334 --> 00:34:31,234
She fancies Officer Barney.
614
00:34:31,236 --> 00:34:33,203
She thinks that...
615
00:34:33,205 --> 00:34:36,239
It's so silly...
I flirt with him.
616
00:34:36,241 --> 00:34:38,141
Well, you kind of do.
617
00:34:38,143 --> 00:34:42,145
Please. As if any guy
who liked...
618
00:34:42,147 --> 00:34:45,148
this would go for her.
619
00:34:45,150 --> 00:34:47,184
- Reva.
- Norma.
620
00:34:47,186 --> 00:34:50,187
Good afternoon, ladies.
Hi, I'm Norma Nichols,
621
00:34:50,189 --> 00:34:53,623
editor of the Eufala Tattler.
Now I assume you're...
622
00:34:53,625 --> 00:34:56,259
Mary Louise.
It's a pleasure.
623
00:34:56,261 --> 00:34:58,695
Pastor Ezekiel retiring
after 50 years
624
00:34:58,697 --> 00:35:01,231
is a big change
for the people of Eufala.
625
00:35:01,233 --> 00:35:03,834
I'd like to do
a cover story on your family.
626
00:35:03,836 --> 00:35:06,837
Introduce yourselves, help the community
get to know their new guests.
627
00:35:06,839 --> 00:35:08,405
Oh, all right,
I'll go get my husband.
628
00:35:08,407 --> 00:35:10,807
Oh, bless your heart.
629
00:35:10,809 --> 00:35:13,477
- Uh, wh... thank you.
- You're welcome.
630
00:35:13,479 --> 00:35:17,147
Mary Louise, a word please.
631
00:35:17,149 --> 00:35:20,417
You see, that doesn't really
mean what you think it does.
632
00:35:20,419 --> 00:35:24,254
What Reva really means is
that was just a silly statement,
633
00:35:24,256 --> 00:35:26,523
but you're just not self
aware enough to know it.
634
00:35:27,458 --> 00:35:28,525
Oh.
635
00:35:28,527 --> 00:35:32,796
Mary Louise, it's you
I want to interview.
636
00:35:32,798 --> 00:35:35,298
Oh, good gracious, Norma,
637
00:35:35,300 --> 00:35:36,833
our guests just got here.
638
00:35:36,835 --> 00:35:41,138
Maybe your little interview
will have to wait.
639
00:35:41,140 --> 00:35:43,673
Very well then.
Good day.
640
00:35:43,675 --> 00:35:48,478
I'm sure that Mary Louise will be happy
to answer all your questions then.
641
00:35:50,182 --> 00:35:54,684
Yeah. Sometimes that girl
just dills my pickle.
642
00:35:54,686 --> 00:35:57,888
But... Norma's all right,
I suppose.
643
00:35:57,890 --> 00:36:01,725
I mean, she just needs
to loosen up a little bit.
644
00:36:01,727 --> 00:36:05,195
- -I tell you,
the only reason that I flirt
645
00:36:05,197 --> 00:36:07,230
with Officer Barney at all
is to get Norma's goat.
646
00:36:07,232 --> 00:36:10,200
I got my eyes on Jimmy Watkins.
647
00:36:10,202 --> 00:36:11,301
Okay.
648
00:36:16,741 --> 00:36:20,210
Whoo! Forget how good
fresh air tasted.
649
00:36:24,216 --> 00:36:25,282
So...
650
00:36:26,551 --> 00:36:28,318
you think this might be
a good move for us?
651
00:36:29,253 --> 00:36:30,573
Well, this is
your calling, right?
652
00:36:31,856 --> 00:36:34,491
Not Arizona.
I mean the ministry.
653
00:36:37,628 --> 00:36:40,864
When I was a kid, I didn't want to
go to church. My parents made me go.
654
00:36:40,866 --> 00:36:43,266
All the other kids would be
playing football in the street.
655
00:36:43,268 --> 00:36:45,435
I was jealous.
I didn't think it was fair.
656
00:36:45,437 --> 00:36:49,472
My mother said, "It doesn't
matter if it's fair. It's right."
657
00:36:51,209 --> 00:36:55,212
But I was grateful to her after
I heard the story of Samuel,
658
00:36:55,214 --> 00:36:57,347
that even small children
could hear the voice of God.
659
00:36:57,349 --> 00:37:00,317
And I so wanted God
to speak to me.
660
00:37:01,619 --> 00:37:03,520
But no matter
how still it was at night
661
00:37:03,522 --> 00:37:06,590
or how quiet I was
in the back of the bus,
662
00:37:06,592 --> 00:37:08,391
I couldn't hear anything.
663
00:37:08,393 --> 00:37:11,728
So, I started to think
that maybe I was unworthy
664
00:37:11,730 --> 00:37:14,264
or that... that God spoke
to other people and not me.
665
00:37:14,266 --> 00:37:16,766
Then my mother told me,
"You know what, Randal?
666
00:37:16,768 --> 00:37:19,269
"You're doing it wrong.
You don't listen for God
667
00:37:19,271 --> 00:37:20,670
with your ears,
you listen with your heart."
668
00:37:20,672 --> 00:37:23,707
And that's when
everything changed for me.
669
00:37:26,444 --> 00:37:28,478
That's when I heard his voice.
670
00:37:29,347 --> 00:37:32,749
And now I think
I can hear him saying
671
00:37:32,751 --> 00:37:37,320
that this might be the right
place for us for a while.
672
00:37:37,322 --> 00:37:40,991
Maybe it's not so bad, us being
here for a while, huh, kids?
673
00:37:40,993 --> 00:37:42,892
- What do you think?
- I can make it work.
674
00:37:42,894 --> 00:37:45,362
- Yeah? -It's cool. I mean,
I don't gotta share
675
00:37:45,364 --> 00:37:47,897
a bathroom anymore
with... her.
676
00:37:47,899 --> 00:37:50,600
Yeah, it wasn't a walk
in the park for me either.
677
00:37:50,602 --> 00:37:53,670
- What about you, Chrissy?
- Six months?
678
00:37:55,306 --> 00:37:56,873
Yeah, it'll be okay.
679
00:37:57,842 --> 00:37:58,942
What do you say, girl?
680
00:37:59,877 --> 00:38:00,910
Yoda is in, too.
681
00:38:00,912 --> 00:38:02,779
- All right then.
- All right then.
682
00:38:02,781 --> 00:38:04,014
It's settled.
We're staying.
683
00:38:04,949 --> 00:38:06,349
Only for six months, though.
684
00:38:12,723 --> 00:38:13,757
Hey.
685
00:38:13,759 --> 00:38:15,625
- Hey.
- Where you going?
686
00:38:15,627 --> 00:38:18,461
I'm going bike riding
with Pastor Ezekiel. Remember?
687
00:38:18,463 --> 00:38:20,897
Oh, honey, do you think
that's such a good idea?
688
00:38:20,899 --> 00:38:24,467
Well, it's a chance for me
to get to know Pastor Ezekiel,
689
00:38:24,469 --> 00:38:26,069
find out more
about the congregation,
690
00:38:26,071 --> 00:38:28,938
what they're looking for
in the line of a new minister.
691
00:38:28,940 --> 00:38:31,074
Besides, the sooner
I find a new minister...
692
00:38:31,076 --> 00:38:32,909
The sooner we get
to go back to Los Angeles.
693
00:38:32,911 --> 00:38:34,377
- Bingo.
- Okay.
694
00:38:34,379 --> 00:38:35,912
Besides, what could go wrong?
695
00:38:35,914 --> 00:38:38,581
You haven't been
on a bike in a long time.
696
00:38:38,583 --> 00:38:40,884
Oh please, honey,
the guy is like 90 years old.
697
00:38:40,886 --> 00:38:45,689
There is one problem.
You don't really have a bike.
698
00:38:45,691 --> 00:38:48,758
- There is that.
- Gonna use Pete's 12-speed.
699
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:51,528
Uncle Joey took that.
700
00:38:52,830 --> 00:38:54,698
Your brother took Pete's bike?
701
00:38:54,700 --> 00:38:57,367
- Yeah. -Yeah, but I mean, you
could just use Chrissy's.
702
00:38:57,369 --> 00:39:00,904
Y... yeah, go for it.
703
00:39:03,542 --> 00:39:05,075
The things we do for the Lord.
704
00:39:05,077 --> 00:39:07,544
I doubt seeing
an out-of-shape city minister
705
00:39:07,546 --> 00:39:10,046
ride a bike is on His wish list.
706
00:39:10,048 --> 00:39:13,817
Well, getting to know
Pastor Ezekiel I'll bet you is.
707
00:39:17,788 --> 00:39:20,523
Pastor Zeek.
708
00:39:20,525 --> 00:39:23,093
Pastor Randy.
I thought this might be
709
00:39:23,095 --> 00:39:27,997
Oh, no, no, no, we... in the city we like
to say, "Early bird gets the worm."
710
00:39:27,999 --> 00:39:31,401
That's a good one.
Okay, let's get rolling
711
00:39:31,403 --> 00:39:34,804
before the sun gets so hot, it'll
melt the smile right off your face.
712
00:39:34,806 --> 00:39:36,906
Yes, sir.
713
00:39:36,908 --> 00:39:38,141
That's your bike?
714
00:39:40,644 --> 00:39:44,013
Well, I hope your chances of finding a
pastor are better than your choice in bikes,
715
00:39:44,015 --> 00:39:46,783
or I'll be leading this
congregation for the next 50 years.
716
00:39:46,785 --> 00:39:51,955
- Is this a... a joke? -Well, sir, it's
kind of been in the family a long time.
717
00:39:51,957 --> 00:39:54,457
I'm just yanking
your chain there.
718
00:39:54,459 --> 00:39:57,927
- -I'm sure you'll
find somebody to replace me.
719
00:39:57,929 --> 00:39:59,496
Maybe you have already.
720
00:40:01,565 --> 00:40:04,734
Okay, let's get this show on
the road before it gets so hot
721
00:40:04,736 --> 00:40:08,171
we won't be able to make
sense out of anything.
722
00:40:08,173 --> 00:40:11,040
You know what that character
Charlie Brown says?
723
00:40:11,042 --> 00:40:14,144
- What's that, sir? -He says,
"Life is like a 10-speed bike.
724
00:40:14,146 --> 00:40:17,180
Most of us have gears
we haven't even used yet."
725
00:40:18,850 --> 00:40:19,949
Zeek.
726
00:40:22,153 --> 00:40:23,873
- Come on, don't lallygag!
- Pastor Ezekiel!
727
00:41:00,224 --> 00:41:04,828
I suppose I should have taken it easier
on you, being your first day and all.
728
00:41:04,830 --> 00:41:07,764
Oh... I'll be all right,
sir, I just...
729
00:41:07,766 --> 00:41:10,633
need a moment
to... catch my breath.
730
00:41:10,635 --> 00:41:12,669
I just want
to make one thing clear.
731
00:41:12,671 --> 00:41:15,638
This retirement is not my idea.
732
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:19,542
I... still got a few
good years left in me.
733
00:41:19,544 --> 00:41:21,478
I'm slowing down a bit.
734
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:24,614
I may lose a word,
lose my place occasionally.
735
00:41:24,616 --> 00:41:26,850
I've been known to nod off
736
00:41:26,852 --> 00:41:29,052
when Jimmy's choir
starts caterwauling,
737
00:41:29,054 --> 00:41:31,888
but I have the fire inside me.
738
00:41:31,890 --> 00:41:35,225
You know, once you have
the word of God in your heart,
739
00:41:35,227 --> 00:41:37,193
well, you know what I mean.
740
00:41:37,195 --> 00:41:38,261
Yes, sir.
741
00:41:42,833 --> 00:41:44,501
I suppose they're right.
742
00:41:45,736 --> 00:41:48,505
I should be thinking more
about the church,
743
00:41:48,507 --> 00:41:50,940
and thinking about keeping it
energized and current
744
00:41:50,942 --> 00:41:54,978
and young folks
coming back every week.
745
00:41:57,681 --> 00:42:00,717
Then there's Ethel.
She's not getting any younger.
746
00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:02,519
I suppose I should...
747
00:42:03,621 --> 00:42:06,222
do the right thing
and marry the old goat
748
00:42:06,224 --> 00:42:10,793
while both of us...
still can remember our names.
749
00:42:11,896 --> 00:42:13,830
Old goat, sir?
750
00:42:13,832 --> 00:42:15,999
I've grown quite fond
of this congregation...
751
00:42:16,934 --> 00:42:19,736
and I will not turn it over
to the wrong person.
752
00:42:19,738 --> 00:42:23,640
So, I am trusting you
to find the right person
753
00:42:23,642 --> 00:42:26,910
or you won't get me out of here with
a crowbar and a bag of peaches.
754
00:42:26,912 --> 00:42:30,947
Well, you can count on me, sir.
I'm not going to let you down.
755
00:42:30,949 --> 00:42:32,782
See that you don't.
756
00:42:37,588 --> 00:42:41,257
Folks in Eufala don't take kindly
to having their business known,
757
00:42:41,259 --> 00:42:45,194
but you just got to try and remember
that sometimes the folks that...
758
00:42:46,630 --> 00:42:50,199
seem to need help the least are
the ones that need it the most.
759
00:43:30,774 --> 00:43:33,242
Hey, I can give you a ride.
760
00:43:33,244 --> 00:43:35,378
No.
761
00:43:35,380 --> 00:43:38,247
That's all right.
I'm okay.
762
00:43:42,620 --> 00:43:43,720
City people.
763
00:43:58,970 --> 00:44:01,671
♪ Boy, am I gonna have fun
764
00:44:03,807 --> 00:44:07,310
♪ I wanna be a cowboy
765
00:44:09,213 --> 00:44:10,947
♪ Rope 'em
and a-ride 'em ♪
766
00:44:10,949 --> 00:44:13,049
♪ I get 'em up,
move 'em out ♪
767
00:44:18,856 --> 00:44:23,259
Oh, my gosh. I really just
want to jog in peace, okay?
768
00:44:23,261 --> 00:44:28,297
If you're almost finished with your exercise
there, we could grab that interview.
769
00:44:28,299 --> 00:44:31,768
Look, Norma, I'm...
I'm sorry I just...
770
00:44:31,770 --> 00:44:34,671
I know. I know you're used
to having your own space.
771
00:44:34,673 --> 00:44:36,973
- I've been there.
- Yeah.
772
00:44:36,975 --> 00:44:39,242
There's something to be said
for life in the big city,
773
00:44:39,244 --> 00:44:42,679
being left alone,
being anonymous.
774
00:44:43,847 --> 00:44:45,715
Any chance you got time
for that interview
775
00:44:45,717 --> 00:44:47,817
this afternoon, Mary Louise?
Say four o'clock?
776
00:44:53,323 --> 00:44:56,392
- Yeah, all right. Sure.
- Okay, I'll see you at 4:00.
777
00:44:59,029 --> 00:45:00,229
Hello?
778
00:45:01,298 --> 00:45:02,899
Is anyone here?
779
00:45:02,901 --> 00:45:04,801
Right here!
780
00:45:07,805 --> 00:45:09,272
Hello?
781
00:45:09,274 --> 00:45:10,807
I'm in here, honey.
782
00:45:14,912 --> 00:45:15,978
Hi.
783
00:45:16,914 --> 00:45:18,114
I hope you don't mind. I...
784
00:45:18,116 --> 00:45:20,283
I just came in
through the front door,
785
00:45:20,285 --> 00:45:22,085
'cause it was unlocked.
786
00:45:22,087 --> 00:45:24,454
That lock hasn't
worked in years.
787
00:45:24,456 --> 00:45:26,856
You people
don't lock your doors?
788
00:45:26,858 --> 00:45:29,292
Why on earth would we do that?
789
00:45:30,894 --> 00:45:33,763
- Right.
- Wow. You look terrible.
790
00:45:33,765 --> 00:45:35,932
Well, thank you.
791
00:45:37,201 --> 00:45:39,869
Is this... my desk?
792
00:45:39,871 --> 00:45:42,872
Oh! Uh, yes.
793
00:45:42,874 --> 00:45:45,374
- Yeah?
- Um, okay.
794
00:45:45,376 --> 00:45:49,078
These are next Sunday's
church bulletins.
795
00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:52,148
Pastor Zeek likes me to get
'em printed up by Tuesday
796
00:45:52,150 --> 00:45:56,185
on account that if I didn't, he will
keep adding stuff till the last minute.
797
00:45:56,187 --> 00:45:58,888
So, I thought you might
like to take a look.
798
00:45:58,890 --> 00:46:01,824
Great. Lets see here.
799
00:46:01,826 --> 00:46:06,062
"6:00 p.m. Bean Supper,
Fellowship Hall.
800
00:46:06,064 --> 00:46:11,167
Music to follow."
That's good. That's cute.
801
00:46:11,169 --> 00:46:14,871
- I don't get it. -"Bean supper.
Music to follow."
802
00:46:14,873 --> 00:46:18,040
Oh!
Oh yeah, beans and music.
803
00:46:18,042 --> 00:46:20,877
Yeah, I guess I am funny
and not just pretty.
804
00:46:20,879 --> 00:46:24,013
I'm sorry that the place
is such a mess.
805
00:46:24,015 --> 00:46:26,382
I tend to get a little
bit behind in my filing
806
00:46:26,384 --> 00:46:29,185
on account of I'm only here
a couple hours.
807
00:46:29,187 --> 00:46:31,554
I have to leave at noon
to go do hair.
808
00:46:33,857 --> 00:46:37,326
Reva's Curl Up & Dye
Beauty Salon.
809
00:46:37,328 --> 00:46:39,395
"Curl Up & Dye"?
810
00:46:39,397 --> 00:46:41,964
Are you serious?
811
00:46:41,966 --> 00:46:47,069
Our motto is, "If you're not becoming
to him, you better be coming to us."
812
00:46:47,071 --> 00:46:49,205
You should give that
to your wife.
813
00:46:49,207 --> 00:46:52,275
I mean, not that your wife's
not becoming to you.
814
00:46:52,277 --> 00:46:55,945
I... yeah, uh... oh, my gosh.
Of course she isn't.
815
00:46:55,947 --> 00:46:59,515
You're a pastor.
It's not like you guys are...
816
00:46:59,517 --> 00:47:01,951
No, no, I appreciate
my wife's appearance
817
00:47:01,953 --> 00:47:04,187
just as much as any other man.
818
00:47:04,189 --> 00:47:05,888
That's not what I meant to say.
819
00:47:05,890 --> 00:47:08,124
I didn't mean
that I appreciate other men
820
00:47:08,126 --> 00:47:11,494
appreciating my wife's appearance.
That's not what I...
821
00:47:11,496 --> 00:47:14,030
You're bad.
822
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:18,000
Am I interrupting something?
823
00:47:18,002 --> 00:47:20,269
Oh, thank goodness.
Please do come in.
824
00:47:20,271 --> 00:47:22,572
I got to get
to Reva's Curl Up & Dye.
825
00:47:22,574 --> 00:47:25,274
- It's not going to open
itself, now is it? -Ooh!
826
00:47:28,979 --> 00:47:31,080
Mmm, mmm, mmm!
Whoo-hoo!
827
00:47:31,082 --> 00:47:32,982
Please sit down.
828
00:47:36,420 --> 00:47:37,553
Hi.
829
00:47:39,489 --> 00:47:42,024
How can I help you?
830
00:47:42,026 --> 00:47:43,960
Well...
831
00:47:43,962 --> 00:47:46,996
Pastor Ezekiel hasn't paid attention
to things for a little while.
832
00:47:46,998 --> 00:47:50,066
- Mmm. And?
- And well, look around.
833
00:47:50,068 --> 00:47:51,968
I mean, we're busting
at the seams.
834
00:47:51,970 --> 00:47:54,570
Everything is all worn out.
Out of date.
835
00:47:54,572 --> 00:47:59,275
Ah, I see. So you have some
suggestions that you'd like to make.
836
00:47:59,277 --> 00:48:02,912
All right.
New choir robes.
837
00:48:02,914 --> 00:48:05,481
- Choir robe.
- State of the art sound system.
838
00:48:06,950 --> 00:48:11,420
- State of the art sound system. -Yeah.
Uh-huh. And a real rehearsal space.
839
00:48:11,422 --> 00:48:13,923
And an actual pastor's office.
840
00:48:15,259 --> 00:48:16,926
New pastor's office.
Thank you.
841
00:48:16,928 --> 00:48:19,562
What we need is a new building.
842
00:48:20,530 --> 00:48:22,498
New building?
Listen...
843
00:48:24,001 --> 00:48:27,003
I am the temporary pastor here,
844
00:48:27,005 --> 00:48:32,108
but mainly I'm here to find a
replacement for Pastor Ezekiel,
845
00:48:32,110 --> 00:48:33,542
so you might want
to take this up with...
846
00:48:33,544 --> 00:48:37,413
Pastor Randy,
think of this as an opportunity
847
00:48:37,415 --> 00:48:40,616
to make a real difference
here in Eufala.
848
00:48:42,953 --> 00:48:45,488
Mary Louise, I just want
to say thank you so much
849
00:48:45,490 --> 00:48:48,090
for having me in your beautiful
home for the interview.
850
00:48:49,059 --> 00:48:51,127
I've been real excited.
851
00:48:51,995 --> 00:48:55,031
Now I do understand
you've already met
852
00:48:55,033 --> 00:49:00,970
Eufala's most influential people.
Widow Smythe for example.
853
00:49:00,972 --> 00:49:05,975
Oh yes, Mrs. Smythe does seem to have
quite a hold on this town, doesn't she?
854
00:49:05,977 --> 00:49:09,278
I know.
I don't get it myself.
855
00:49:10,148 --> 00:49:14,984
And you know what?
I guess it always will be.
856
00:49:14,986 --> 00:49:17,053
- Here you go.
- Oh, thank you.
857
00:49:18,522 --> 00:49:23,025
So tell me, what do
people in Eufala do?
858
00:49:23,027 --> 00:49:25,428
I... I mean, for fun?
859
00:49:25,430 --> 00:49:29,298
Well, a lot of the women,
they like their scrapping.
860
00:49:29,300 --> 00:49:33,235
Scrapbooking.
Putting photos in books.
861
00:49:33,237 --> 00:49:36,272
Quilting, swap meets.
862
00:49:37,240 --> 00:49:39,108
On the weekends,
you got your rodeos,
863
00:49:39,110 --> 00:49:42,979
and your square dancing
and oh, pie baking.
864
00:49:44,047 --> 00:49:47,416
Bingo. Bingo's real fun.
865
00:49:47,418 --> 00:49:49,685
I almost won once.
866
00:49:51,555 --> 00:49:54,056
Gosh, I really miss
the big city.
867
00:49:54,058 --> 00:49:57,159
- Not like the city.
- Not like the city.
868
00:49:57,161 --> 00:50:00,029
Shopping. Restaurants.
869
00:50:00,031 --> 00:50:02,131
Museums.
Art Galleries.
870
00:50:02,133 --> 00:50:05,067
Opera. Broadway.
871
00:50:05,069 --> 00:50:08,037
Seems I never had time
to do any of those things.
872
00:50:08,039 --> 00:50:10,673
That's one thing you'll
have plenty of in Eufala.
873
00:50:10,675 --> 00:50:12,641
- Time?
- Time.
874
00:50:12,643 --> 00:50:16,078
Mary Louise, don't get me wrong.
875
00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:19,315
There's a lot to be said for
living in a place like Eufala.
876
00:50:19,317 --> 00:50:22,351
Clean air, clean water,
877
00:50:22,353 --> 00:50:25,788
no traffic, no lines.
878
00:50:25,790 --> 00:50:27,790
No lines ever.
879
00:50:30,627 --> 00:50:33,396
People here, they're different.
880
00:50:34,631 --> 00:50:37,099
Everyone knows everyone else.
881
00:50:37,101 --> 00:50:40,302
They always smile
and say hello to you
882
00:50:40,304 --> 00:50:43,472
when you pass them by
on the street for no reason.
883
00:50:43,474 --> 00:50:46,242
- -And they're
always willing to help.
884
00:50:47,210 --> 00:50:48,210
No matter what.
885
00:50:49,579 --> 00:50:52,481
That actually sounds kinda great.
886
00:51:10,333 --> 00:51:14,603
I mean, Mrs. Smythe.
I'm so sorry. Please s...
887
00:51:14,605 --> 00:51:17,139
Save the pleasantries,
young man.
888
00:51:17,141 --> 00:51:21,477
I'm sure you know that I am the most
generous supporter of this church.
889
00:51:21,479 --> 00:51:24,246
Without me... well...
890
00:51:25,615 --> 00:51:30,119
let's just say
I expect to be consulted
891
00:51:30,121 --> 00:51:35,124
before you make the decision
on the replacement pastor.
892
00:51:35,826 --> 00:51:39,128
- I've made myself clear?
- Abundantly.
893
00:51:39,130 --> 00:51:40,162
Hmm.
894
00:51:45,602 --> 00:51:47,703
Ah!
895
00:51:47,705 --> 00:51:49,238
Sorry I'm late.
896
00:51:50,507 --> 00:51:53,209
- Right. Umm...
- Reva didn't tell you.
897
00:51:54,144 --> 00:51:55,644
I swear my sister
would forget her own name
898
00:51:55,646 --> 00:51:57,526
if it wasn't written
right there on her license.
899
00:52:00,584 --> 00:52:02,351
- You were saying?
- Oh, right.
900
00:52:02,353 --> 00:52:04,386
Well, in addition to being
the youth group director,
901
00:52:04,388 --> 00:52:06,222
I also fill in
as church secretary
902
00:52:06,224 --> 00:52:08,724
on the afternoons
when Reva leaves to...
903
00:52:08,726 --> 00:52:11,227
- Does hair.
- Right.
904
00:52:11,229 --> 00:52:14,463
There is so much work
to do around here.
905
00:52:14,465 --> 00:52:16,632
It's no wonder Reva can't make
heads nor tails of anything.
906
00:52:16,634 --> 00:52:18,601
I do what I can, but...
907
00:52:19,870 --> 00:52:21,704
to be quite honest...
908
00:52:21,706 --> 00:52:24,306
planning the youth group musical
doesn't really leave me
909
00:52:24,308 --> 00:52:26,242
a lot of time
to do much else, so...
910
00:52:26,244 --> 00:52:28,310
been pretty busy.
911
00:52:29,347 --> 00:52:32,348
I call it God Star.
It's kind of a mixture
912
00:52:32,350 --> 00:52:34,650
between Godspell
and Jesus Christ Superstar.
913
00:52:34,652 --> 00:52:37,353
I think of it as like
a feel-good rock opera
914
00:52:37,355 --> 00:52:38,555
based on The Gospel of Matthew
915
00:52:42,526 --> 00:52:47,363
And... it all takes
place... wait for it... on the ark.
916
00:52:51,935 --> 00:52:53,669
Lord willing
and the creek don't rise.
917
00:52:53,671 --> 00:52:56,338
Lord willing.
918
00:52:56,340 --> 00:52:57,806
I'm gonna need a translator.
919
00:52:57,808 --> 00:53:03,345
So, do we have the funds
for this little production?
920
00:53:07,585 --> 00:53:09,752
You know, funds Schmunds, right?
921
00:53:09,754 --> 00:53:11,487
All anyone ever cares
about is money.
922
00:53:11,489 --> 00:53:14,390
Come on, people,
this is art. It's theater!
923
00:53:15,358 --> 00:53:16,425
Great.
924
00:53:17,561 --> 00:53:20,796
- Huh.
- Wow. This looks great.
925
00:53:20,798 --> 00:53:24,433
Everybody brought so much
food yesterday, it's like...
926
00:53:24,435 --> 00:53:27,803
I got like eight pies, cake...
927
00:53:27,805 --> 00:53:30,272
and two casseroles
I don't even recognize.
928
00:53:31,241 --> 00:53:33,209
- Mary Louise?
- Hmm?
929
00:53:33,211 --> 00:53:35,377
You think you could learn
to love living in Eufala?
930
00:53:37,280 --> 00:53:39,915
- You taping this?
- Totally off the record.
931
00:53:39,917 --> 00:53:43,352
To be honest with you,
I'm not completely sure.
932
00:53:44,487 --> 00:53:47,356
But I told my husband I would
give it a good try, so...
933
00:53:47,358 --> 00:53:49,425
That's all we can ask for.
934
00:53:50,927 --> 00:53:53,262
Hey, I've told you all sorts
of personal stuff about me.
935
00:53:53,264 --> 00:53:55,264
It's your turn.
936
00:53:55,266 --> 00:53:58,267
Guys, it was nice of your mom
to invite me over for lunch.
937
00:53:58,269 --> 00:54:00,636
Yeah, I guess. I mean,
we had all these people
938
00:54:00,638 --> 00:54:03,505
that brought over food, so it's
a shame to see it go to waste.
939
00:54:03,507 --> 00:54:05,975
Well, it was still nice of her.
940
00:54:08,245 --> 00:54:11,313
Um, are you not gonna eat that?
941
00:54:11,315 --> 00:54:16,385
Mm! She's... she's...
She's a vegan, so...
942
00:54:16,387 --> 00:54:19,388
Oh, that's cool. I'm a Scorpio, so...
943
00:54:19,390 --> 00:54:24,293
She... she doesn't eat meat.
944
00:54:25,795 --> 00:54:28,998
Studies show that vegans live up to
nine years longer than meat eaters.
945
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:31,300
Okay, yeah, but I don't
want to die tomorrow
946
00:54:31,302 --> 00:54:33,369
knowing that I could've had
a piece of steak today.
947
00:54:37,641 --> 00:54:40,743
You know, Peter, you should try
out for the baseball team.
948
00:54:40,745 --> 00:54:42,945
You look like a natural athlete.
949
00:54:42,947 --> 00:54:44,913
Only if video tennis counts.
950
00:54:46,416 --> 00:54:48,784
Actually, Peter,
you should try out.
951
00:54:48,786 --> 00:54:50,486
I mean, you know
what Mom always says.
952
00:54:50,488 --> 00:54:53,789
Nothing amazing ever comes from
staying in your comfort zone.
953
00:54:53,791 --> 00:54:56,792
Besides it's a way
to make friends, so win-win.
954
00:54:59,496 --> 00:55:03,299
You guys are so lucky.
I always wanted a brother.
955
00:55:03,301 --> 00:55:04,667
Yeah. Lucky.
956
00:55:04,669 --> 00:55:07,770
Well, like I said,
my uncle, Danny,
957
00:55:07,772 --> 00:55:09,405
he's the youth group leader
at church.
958
00:55:09,407 --> 00:55:11,040
This is interesting because...?
959
00:55:11,042 --> 00:55:16,378
Like, you know, car washes,
and bake sales, and musicals.
960
00:55:17,447 --> 00:55:19,448
Lots and lots of musicals.
961
00:55:19,450 --> 00:55:20,916
We actually
just started rehearsals.
962
00:55:20,918 --> 00:55:23,719
You're in a musical?
963
00:55:23,721 --> 00:55:27,956
I mean, no offense, but you don't
exactly look like the performing type.
964
00:55:27,958 --> 00:55:30,359
Unless you're performing
a dissection or something.
965
00:55:30,361 --> 00:55:32,528
You're right, it's not
anything I want to do,
966
00:55:32,530 --> 00:55:35,798
but since my uncle is the
youth group leader at church,
967
00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:37,433
I don't really have a choice.
968
00:55:39,402 --> 00:55:40,569
Now neither do you.
969
00:55:40,571 --> 00:55:42,905
Oh no, I'm not really
a singer or anything.
970
00:55:42,907 --> 00:55:45,607
Come on, Danny says
it's like a rock opera.
971
00:55:45,609 --> 00:55:49,111
How bad could it be?
Maybe it'll even be fun.
972
00:55:49,113 --> 00:55:52,614
Nothing amazing ever comes from
staying in your comfort zone.
973
00:55:54,551 --> 00:55:59,555
Well, Alex says that
I'm a natural athlete, so...
974
00:55:59,557 --> 00:56:01,590
no present like the time.
975
00:56:02,892 --> 00:56:04,360
That's not how the saying goes.
976
00:56:05,462 --> 00:56:06,762
I will never figure boys out.
977
00:56:07,697 --> 00:56:11,467
Me either, but it's
kind of fun trying to.
978
00:56:12,870 --> 00:56:14,636
Gosh, I can't believe
I ate all that.
979
00:56:16,440 --> 00:56:19,475
You know what they say.
Fresh air does that.
980
00:56:21,878 --> 00:56:23,612
Well, wait a second, wait
a second, not so fast.
981
00:56:23,614 --> 00:56:26,115
You promised me you were going
to tell me something about you.
982
00:56:26,117 --> 00:56:27,416
No, I don't believe I did.
983
00:56:27,418 --> 00:56:29,752
How do you know
so much about the city?
984
00:56:32,623 --> 00:56:38,026
Like with all teenage girls growing
up in a small town like Eufala,
985
00:56:38,028 --> 00:56:40,596
I always dreamed
of moving to the big city.
986
00:56:40,598 --> 00:56:44,099
- Mm-hmm. -So, right after
college, I packed my bags
987
00:56:44,101 --> 00:56:48,737
and I moved to the big city to chase my
dreams of being a big broadcast journalist.
988
00:56:48,739 --> 00:56:51,607
It was a disaster.
989
00:56:51,609 --> 00:56:54,843
It took me all of a month to realize I
was not cut out for the cutthroat world
990
00:56:54,845 --> 00:56:56,879
of the news
entertainment industry.
991
00:56:58,181 --> 00:57:02,184
So, I hopped the first
flight back to Eufala and...
992
00:57:03,153 --> 00:57:04,620
started all over again.
993
00:57:04,622 --> 00:57:10,692
It was about that time the editor of
The Tattler was setting to retire.
994
00:57:11,961 --> 00:57:14,730
Mary Louise, I saw it as a sign.
995
00:57:14,732 --> 00:57:17,065
I sold everything
I could lay my hands on,
996
00:57:17,067 --> 00:57:18,934
and I bought that paper.
997
00:57:18,936 --> 00:57:21,770
Yeah, here we are.
998
00:57:23,206 --> 00:57:26,842
I'm sorry. I... I shouldn't have
pushed this interview on you
999
00:57:26,844 --> 00:57:29,011
- so soon right after you moved here.
- Oh, gosh. No, no, no, no!
1000
00:57:29,013 --> 00:57:30,813
Don't be silly.
I totally understood.
1001
00:57:30,815 --> 00:57:34,116
You were just doing
your job, right?
1002
00:57:34,118 --> 00:57:36,084
You got to understand.
1003
00:57:36,086 --> 00:57:39,588
People around here,
they're not used to change.
1004
00:57:40,924 --> 00:57:43,692
Case in point.
Pack N Shop closed
1005
00:57:43,694 --> 00:57:45,661
and Piggly Wiggly
moved right in.
1006
00:57:45,663 --> 00:57:52,501
The people were screaming and crying in the
parking lot. I mean, it was just terrible.
1007
00:57:52,503 --> 00:57:55,103
Not Eufala's
most proudest moment.
1008
00:57:55,105 --> 00:57:58,207
It's natural for people
to want to resist change.
1009
00:57:58,209 --> 00:58:00,609
You should have seen
the fight I put up with Randy
1010
00:58:00,611 --> 00:58:02,010
when he told me
we were moving to Arizona.
1011
00:58:02,012 --> 00:58:05,614
- No offense.
- No offense taken, really.
1012
00:58:07,584 --> 00:58:10,786
- What's up with you and Reva?
- Oh, it's nothing, really.
1013
00:58:10,788 --> 00:58:14,156
I can recognize a couple of alley
cats fighting a block away.
1014
00:58:15,558 --> 00:58:16,758
Oh, it's silly.
1015
00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:18,160
Spill it.
1016
00:58:19,963 --> 00:58:22,498
Reva has a thing for Jimmy,
the choir director.
1017
00:58:22,500 --> 00:58:25,267
Why does she insist on
flirting with Officer Barney?
1018
00:58:25,269 --> 00:58:27,035
And you like Officer Barney.
1019
00:58:28,771 --> 00:58:31,874
Ah, yeah.
Yeah, I can see that.
1020
00:58:31,876 --> 00:58:33,108
He's handsome.
1021
00:58:34,244 --> 00:58:36,678
That uniform right?
1022
00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:42,251
Reva has Jimmy. Why does she have
to flirt with my Officer Barney?
1023
00:58:42,253 --> 00:58:44,686
I cannot compete
with that, Mary Louise.
1024
00:58:44,688 --> 00:58:48,590
Hey, hey, hey, relax. Reva doesn't
have anything that you don't have.
1025
00:58:48,592 --> 00:58:50,225
- Are you serious?
- Yeah.
1026
00:58:50,227 --> 00:58:53,562
Have you seen her?
She's so beautiful.
1027
00:58:53,564 --> 00:58:55,631
I could never be like that.
1028
00:58:57,066 --> 00:59:00,669
Stand up. Stand up a minute.
Let me look at you.
1029
00:59:00,671 --> 00:59:01,837
Come on.
1030
00:59:05,542 --> 00:59:06,975
Not so close.
1031
00:59:10,580 --> 00:59:11,747
Well?
1032
00:59:11,749 --> 00:59:15,284
I've had more challenging cases.
1033
00:59:15,286 --> 00:59:21,290
No, no, sweetie, you don't give
yourself any credit. You know that?
1034
00:59:22,892 --> 00:59:27,896
You're beautiful. For some reason, you
just don't want anyone to know it.
1035
00:59:27,898 --> 00:59:31,133
What-what... what color is this?
Aircraft carrier?
1036
00:59:31,135 --> 00:59:34,803
- No, it's gray.
- You need a makeover, stat.
1037
00:59:35,905 --> 00:59:37,940
And you're in luck, because
I happen to be an expert
1038
00:59:37,942 --> 00:59:41,743
at, well, challenging cases.
1039
00:59:43,713 --> 00:59:46,081
I'm sorry, I can't.
1040
00:59:46,083 --> 00:59:50,786
- What? Why not? -I'm sorry. I can't
afford the fancy things you have.
1041
00:59:51,654 --> 00:59:54,089
I'm sorry, Mary Louise.
I should get going.
1042
00:59:54,091 --> 00:59:57,326
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold
up, hold up, hold up. Please.
1043
00:59:57,328 --> 00:59:58,927
Sit... sit down.
Let me tell you a story.
1044
00:59:58,929 --> 01:00:01,897
Come on. Sit down.
1045
01:00:06,804 --> 01:00:08,704
When I was
a little girl growing up...
1046
01:00:10,273 --> 01:00:11,873
we didn't have much money.
1047
01:00:11,875 --> 01:00:16,211
And honestly, it really
didn't bother me much.
1048
01:00:18,715 --> 01:00:21,083
Just one day
in high school and...
1049
01:00:22,885 --> 01:00:26,254
I was in the locker room
with these rich girls, and I...
1050
01:00:27,757 --> 01:00:31,093
I just couldn't help notice
their flawless skin
1051
01:00:31,095 --> 01:00:33,895
and their...
And their straight teeth...
1052
01:00:34,897 --> 01:00:36,698
matching underwear.
1053
01:00:36,700 --> 01:00:39,167
It was that day I decided
I was going to be rich one day.
1054
01:00:41,771 --> 01:00:43,238
Then I fell in love
with Randy...
1055
01:00:44,307 --> 01:00:46,775
and, well, let's just say
1056
01:00:46,777 --> 01:00:49,111
I'm rich in a way
I never ever imagined.
1057
01:00:50,780 --> 01:00:52,681
And if I wanted nice things,
1058
01:00:52,683 --> 01:00:54,816
I just had to learn how
to be a smart shopper.
1059
01:00:54,818 --> 01:00:57,986
Mary Louise, do you think
you could teach me?
1060
01:00:59,122 --> 01:01:00,756
Where's the best
beauty shop in town?
1061
01:01:19,942 --> 01:01:21,109
Hi.
1062
01:01:22,378 --> 01:01:24,279
I was hoping you'd come by.
1063
01:01:24,281 --> 01:01:27,749
I've been dying to get my hands
on this glorious hair of yours.
1064
01:01:27,751 --> 01:01:30,886
Oh well, actually, I was hoping
you could help my friend Norma.
1065
01:01:35,158 --> 01:01:38,760
Norma. Come on, let's see what kind
of magic Reva can work on you.
1066
01:01:38,762 --> 01:01:41,730
- Come on, honey. -I've been meaning
to do something about this.
1067
01:01:41,732 --> 01:01:44,900
- Reva, I don't think so.
- Come on.
1068
01:01:44,902 --> 01:01:47,836
- Reva.
- Oh, don't you look lovely?
1069
01:01:47,838 --> 01:01:50,972
- Are you serious?
- There you go. Marvelous.
1070
01:01:57,013 --> 01:01:58,080
Sit.
1071
01:02:10,393 --> 01:02:12,861
See? Better already.
1072
01:02:16,999 --> 01:02:19,101
- What?
- That's my mom.
1073
01:02:20,403 --> 01:02:23,772
Huh. I wonder
what's going on in there.
1074
01:02:24,941 --> 01:02:26,007
Yeah.
1075
01:02:44,861 --> 01:02:46,027
Hmph.
1076
01:02:47,997 --> 01:02:50,198
You care about what
your parents think, right?
1077
01:02:50,200 --> 01:02:52,868
You know, you do what
they want you to do?
1078
01:02:52,870 --> 01:02:55,971
- Yeah, I guess. -Reva wants me
to go into cosmetology school...
1079
01:02:56,906 --> 01:02:58,373
as soon as I graduate.
1080
01:02:59,208 --> 01:03:02,310
And work here
in this salon with her.
1081
01:03:02,312 --> 01:03:05,247
- That sounds pretty good to me.
- Are you kidding?
1082
01:03:06,249 --> 01:03:10,418
Chrissy, as soon
as I graduate, I'm gone.
1083
01:03:12,121 --> 01:03:15,457
You know...
it's not so bad here.
1084
01:03:15,459 --> 01:03:17,259
That's easy for you to say,
1085
01:03:17,261 --> 01:03:21,897
because... you didn't have
to live here your whole life.
1086
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:25,901
What's it like,
living in the city?
1087
01:03:29,338 --> 01:03:31,039
Dirty.
1088
01:03:31,041 --> 01:03:34,376
Noisy. Smelly.
1089
01:03:34,378 --> 01:03:36,144
Sounds kind of wonderful.
1090
01:03:37,113 --> 01:03:38,547
Yeah, and kind of wonderful.
1091
01:03:38,549 --> 01:03:40,982
You know it's why
I dress like this, right?
1092
01:03:40,984 --> 01:03:42,317
Dirty, noisy, and smelly?
1093
01:03:42,319 --> 01:03:45,887
No, grungy and rock.
1094
01:03:45,889 --> 01:03:49,090
I keep hoping that Reva
will finally get the hint
1095
01:03:49,092 --> 01:03:51,960
that I don't want to work here
at the salon with her.
1096
01:03:51,962 --> 01:03:54,129
I want to go places
and see things.
1097
01:03:54,131 --> 01:03:56,932
- Why don't you just tell her?
- She has her heart set on it.
1098
01:03:58,100 --> 01:04:01,970
And it's so frustrating,
because...
1099
01:04:01,972 --> 01:04:04,306
she already has my whole
future planned out for me.
1100
01:04:09,879 --> 01:04:12,914
- Sorry I can't stop to chew the fat.
- What are these?
1101
01:04:12,916 --> 01:04:14,916
Resumes
for the replacement pastors.
1102
01:04:19,388 --> 01:04:22,891
- Wow.
- Oh, wonderful.
1103
01:04:22,893 --> 01:04:24,993
Mary Louise and Reva,
thank you so much.
1104
01:04:24,995 --> 01:04:28,597
- Wow.
- Wow. She looks amazing.
1105
01:04:30,967 --> 01:04:34,047
You know, I never would have thought of
that look for her, but you were right.
1106
01:04:34,504 --> 01:04:39,474
Reva's Curl Up & Dye
Beauty Salon and Consultant.
1107
01:04:39,476 --> 01:04:42,043
Hey, I... I'm next.
1108
01:04:42,045 --> 01:04:44,479
- She was helping me.
- No, no, no, I'm next.
1109
01:04:47,184 --> 01:04:49,017
Uh-uh-uh-uh! Me.
1110
01:04:49,019 --> 01:04:51,152
No.
1111
01:04:51,154 --> 01:04:53,521
Okay, people!
1112
01:04:56,125 --> 01:04:58,260
Okay, listen up, people!
Come on!
1113
01:05:02,198 --> 01:05:03,899
I said, "People!"
1114
01:05:07,069 --> 01:05:09,271
That's better.
1115
01:05:09,273 --> 01:05:11,439
Now we've got
six months to raise funds,
1116
01:05:11,441 --> 01:05:14,376
write, rehearse,
and stage this musical,
1117
01:05:14,378 --> 01:05:17,012
so anyone who
is not 100% committed,
1118
01:05:17,014 --> 01:05:19,047
well, I invite you
to make our lives
1119
01:05:19,049 --> 01:05:21,349
a little bit easier
and just leave now.
1120
01:05:30,126 --> 01:05:31,393
Good.
1121
01:05:32,228 --> 01:05:33,929
Now. We've got
a lot of work to do,
1122
01:05:33,931 --> 01:05:36,698
and not a lot of time to do
it, so let's get started.
1123
01:05:36,700 --> 01:05:39,935
You know what they say. There's
no present like the time.
1124
01:05:39,937 --> 01:05:42,070
That's not how the saying goes.
1125
01:05:42,072 --> 01:05:46,641
You're just
adorable, aren't you?
1126
01:05:46,643 --> 01:05:48,677
I have
our lovely piano player...
1127
01:05:49,645 --> 01:05:52,113
Mabel, here to play for us.
1128
01:05:52,115 --> 01:05:54,049
Ain't that right, Mabel?
1129
01:05:54,051 --> 01:05:55,951
Old arthritis is really
setting in, ain't it?
1130
01:05:57,621 --> 01:05:59,220
Now, I know this is
our first run-through,
1131
01:05:59,222 --> 01:06:00,989
so I don't expect it
to be perfect.
1132
01:06:00,991 --> 01:06:02,123
- He does.
- I do.
1133
01:06:02,125 --> 01:06:04,025
I do.
That I do.
1134
01:06:04,027 --> 01:06:06,194
But don't you worry
about it, all right?
1135
01:06:06,196 --> 01:06:10,665
- Let's just not embarrass ourselves.
- Embarrass.
1136
01:06:10,667 --> 01:06:13,168
Mabel! Turn it up, girl!
1137
01:06:15,271 --> 01:06:19,574
♪ We invite you to
a very special dinner ♪
1138
01:06:19,576 --> 01:06:22,177
♪ Where the son of God is
our most important guest ♪
1139
01:06:22,179 --> 01:06:24,079
- ♪ There'll be wine
- ♪ And bread
1140
01:06:24,081 --> 01:06:25,146
And cheese.
1141
01:06:25,148 --> 01:06:29,317
♪ Of every flavor,
so be happy ♪
1142
01:06:29,319 --> 01:06:31,286
♪ For we never know
what's next ♪
1143
01:06:31,288 --> 01:06:34,222
It's happening!
1144
01:06:40,196 --> 01:06:43,631
Seriously, do you guys
have to do this in here?
1145
01:06:43,633 --> 01:06:47,168
Well, we do until you figure out some
way to get us our own choir room.
1146
01:06:47,170 --> 01:06:50,005
I told you that
that is not my job.
1147
01:06:50,007 --> 01:06:51,573
My job is to find you
a new pastor.
1148
01:06:51,575 --> 01:06:53,708
Well, of course, if you
don't want to have music
1149
01:06:53,710 --> 01:06:56,578
- on Sunday services...
- No, no, we don't want that.
1150
01:06:56,580 --> 01:06:59,714
Just... just... please,
just a little lower, okay?
1151
01:06:59,716 --> 01:07:02,083
- A little lower volume?
- You got it, Pastor Randy.
1152
01:07:02,085 --> 01:07:03,284
Okay.
1153
01:07:04,720 --> 01:07:06,721
Whoo!
Time to finish the ark.
1154
01:07:06,723 --> 01:07:08,223
Of course it is.
1155
01:07:19,168 --> 01:07:22,337
Hey, Pete.
What are you doing here?
1156
01:07:23,639 --> 01:07:26,441
It's a permission slip.
I'm on the baseball team.
1157
01:07:27,744 --> 01:07:31,646
Wait, wait, wait,
you're talking about...
1158
01:07:31,648 --> 01:07:34,449
the actual baseball team, you're
not talking about a video game?
1159
01:07:36,085 --> 01:07:37,585
Pete, that's amazing!
1160
01:07:37,587 --> 01:07:39,821
I'm... I'm just
the assistant manager.
1161
01:07:39,823 --> 01:07:42,824
Just the assistant manager.
1162
01:07:43,826 --> 01:07:45,827
- Dude. -Dad, don't...
don't "dude" me.
1163
01:07:45,829 --> 01:07:49,397
Sorry. I'm getting a little
excited right now but, honestly,
1164
01:07:49,399 --> 01:07:52,400
dude, son, do you realize
that the manager
1165
01:07:52,402 --> 01:07:54,636
is the most important person
on the team?
1166
01:07:54,638 --> 01:07:57,672
- It's okay, I guess.
- No, it's not just okay.
1167
01:07:57,674 --> 01:08:00,508
Without a good manager
the whole team falls apart.
1168
01:08:00,510 --> 01:08:03,311
It's just like a...
Like a pastor.
1169
01:08:03,313 --> 01:08:05,547
A pastor is like a team
manager to the church.
1170
01:08:05,549 --> 01:08:08,249
You have the choir, you have
the youth group minister,
1171
01:08:08,251 --> 01:08:09,684
you have the congregation.
1172
01:08:09,686 --> 01:08:12,087
The pastor holds
all the pieces together,
1173
01:08:12,089 --> 01:08:15,123
gives everybody what they need,
so that the team can win.
1174
01:08:15,125 --> 01:08:18,293
- Okay, Team Church!
- Team Church.
1175
01:08:20,196 --> 01:08:21,596
All right.
1176
01:08:21,598 --> 01:08:23,465
Dad, Chrissy and Alex
are in the car waiting.
1177
01:08:23,467 --> 01:08:25,533
Oh! Yes!
1178
01:08:30,840 --> 01:08:32,507
There you go, team manager.
1179
01:08:32,509 --> 01:08:33,641
Thanks.
1180
01:08:38,314 --> 01:08:39,447
Go get 'em!
1181
01:08:39,449 --> 01:08:41,516
Team manager son!
1182
01:08:51,327 --> 01:08:53,228
- Hi, honey.
- Hey.
1183
01:08:54,263 --> 01:08:55,463
You're cooking?
1184
01:08:55,465 --> 01:09:01,369
- Where's the fire extinguisher? -The women from
church shared their favorite recipes with me.
1185
01:09:01,371 --> 01:09:03,438
I never thought
I'd enjoy it so much.
1186
01:09:03,440 --> 01:09:06,241
Well, just when I thought I had
seen everything. Listen to this.
1187
01:09:07,910 --> 01:09:10,311
Guess who made
the high school baseball team.
1188
01:09:10,313 --> 01:09:12,313
Oh, honey, do you really think
that that's such a good idea?
1189
01:09:12,315 --> 01:09:15,183
I mean, I know you felt really
energetic after your bike ride
1190
01:09:15,185 --> 01:09:16,417
with Pastor Ezekiel,
but this is...
1191
01:09:16,419 --> 01:09:17,652
No, honey,
I'm not talking about me.
1192
01:09:17,654 --> 01:09:19,420
- I'm talking about Peter.
- What?
1193
01:09:19,422 --> 01:09:21,923
Assistant manager,
just like his old man.
1194
01:09:21,925 --> 01:09:24,659
Oh wow,
I didn't see that coming.
1195
01:09:24,661 --> 01:09:25,827
- No.
- No.
1196
01:09:25,829 --> 01:09:28,296
Well, listen,
I also have some news.
1197
01:09:28,298 --> 01:09:30,598
Reva asked me
to go into business with her.
1198
01:09:31,535 --> 01:09:38,740
You happen to be looking at Eufala's
one and only fashion consultant.
1199
01:09:38,742 --> 01:09:40,742
Oh, honey.
1200
01:09:40,744 --> 01:09:43,912
- -All those years of
shopping are finally paying off.
1201
01:09:45,848 --> 01:09:48,850
Listen, you're not getting
too involved are you?
1202
01:09:48,852 --> 01:09:51,686
You know as soon as I find a
new pastor, we're out of here.
1203
01:09:51,688 --> 01:09:53,254
I don't want you to get too...
1204
01:09:53,256 --> 01:09:55,323
- Attached?
- Attached.
1205
01:09:55,325 --> 01:09:57,225
Honey, I thought you'd be happy.
1206
01:09:57,227 --> 01:09:59,194
I mean, we're all
really trying here.
1207
01:10:01,630 --> 01:10:04,933
Well, you look happier than a
tornado in a trailer park.
1208
01:10:06,402 --> 01:10:08,269
- Tornado in a...
- Trailer park?
1209
01:10:08,271 --> 01:10:11,439
Oh gosh, I am spending
far too much time with Reva.
1210
01:10:11,441 --> 01:10:16,844
Well, Chrissy's going to be in the youth
group musical production with me.
1211
01:10:16,846 --> 01:10:18,780
- Really?
- I'm gonna be a cow.
1212
01:10:19,982 --> 01:10:21,449
You have to love the irony.
1213
01:10:23,452 --> 01:10:24,886
Because I'm a vegan.
1214
01:10:24,888 --> 01:10:26,788
- Right. Yeah.
- Yeah.
1215
01:10:29,258 --> 01:10:31,626
Hey. And where
are you going?
1216
01:10:31,628 --> 01:10:35,396
I must be dreaming,
so I'm gonna go lay down.
1217
01:10:36,432 --> 01:10:37,465
Congratulations, honey.
1218
01:10:37,467 --> 01:10:41,469
You hungry?
1219
01:10:44,573 --> 01:10:45,607
Here you go.
1220
01:10:45,609 --> 01:10:47,308
- Oh. Thank you.
- What's this?
1221
01:10:47,310 --> 01:10:49,644
It's recyclable.
1222
01:10:49,646 --> 01:10:53,381
Yeah, I believe we've got
to, like, cherish this planet
1223
01:10:53,383 --> 01:10:55,450
that God has entrusted
to us, you know?
1224
01:10:58,354 --> 01:11:00,788
Right. Do you have
any church experience?
1225
01:11:00,790 --> 01:11:02,357
Well, I got this song.
1226
01:11:06,328 --> 01:11:09,897
Cool, cool. Okay.
1227
01:11:10,733 --> 01:11:13,368
♪ Come thy fountain
1228
01:11:13,370 --> 01:11:15,703
♪ Something, something
1229
01:11:15,705 --> 01:11:17,505
♪ And the screams of
1230
01:11:17,507 --> 01:11:20,008
I have the perfect role
for him in God Star.
1231
01:11:20,010 --> 01:11:21,843
♪ And goodbye horses
1232
01:11:21,845 --> 01:11:24,579
Yes. ♪ And something
1233
01:11:24,581 --> 01:11:26,347
I know what
you're asking yourself.
1234
01:11:27,483 --> 01:11:29,450
How did I get to be so perfect
1235
01:11:29,452 --> 01:11:31,919
to take over this here
church-type establishment place?
1236
01:11:31,921 --> 01:11:33,688
Let me tell you. I got a
90-minute Power Point,
1237
01:11:33,690 --> 01:11:35,610
gonna bring it right here.
We can sit through it.
1238
01:11:38,395 --> 01:11:40,828
Thank you. Thank you.
1239
01:11:44,366 --> 01:11:47,302
Not on my watch you don't.
1240
01:11:48,337 --> 01:11:50,471
Zeek.
1241
01:11:55,044 --> 01:11:57,445
I'll be at the Dairy Queen.
1242
01:12:08,490 --> 01:12:10,091
Everything okay, boss?
1243
01:12:11,827 --> 01:12:13,494
Yeah, I just...
1244
01:12:14,397 --> 01:12:19,367
Don't worry about it, boss. We'll
find the right person for the job.
1245
01:12:19,369 --> 01:12:21,602
I bet the guy upstairs already
has somebody picked out.
1246
01:12:21,604 --> 01:12:24,839
Somebody who needs to be in Eufala
just as much as we need him here.
1247
01:12:24,841 --> 01:12:27,675
Though...
he may not know it yet.
1248
01:12:33,649 --> 01:12:36,484
I had no idea it was going
to be this difficult.
1249
01:12:36,486 --> 01:12:39,754
What? What are
you talking about?
1250
01:12:39,756 --> 01:12:42,523
- -I thought we
were doing just fine.
1251
01:12:42,525 --> 01:12:45,093
I mean, the kids have
never been happier and...
1252
01:12:46,428 --> 01:12:47,929
I'm really enjoying
working with Reva.
1253
01:12:47,931 --> 01:12:50,665
No, honey, I'm talking
about finding the new pastor.
1254
01:12:52,534 --> 01:12:54,535
I mean, you should
have been there, Mary Lou.
1255
01:12:55,504 --> 01:12:57,472
You wouldn't believe
these candidates.
1256
01:12:58,407 --> 01:13:00,475
This place is...
1257
01:13:00,477 --> 01:13:03,411
special. It's different.
1258
01:13:03,413 --> 01:13:06,781
They deserve someone who
is going to take care of them,
1259
01:13:06,783 --> 01:13:11,486
someone who is going to take
the position seriously,
1260
01:13:11,488 --> 01:13:14,522
not just use it as a stepping
stone to something else.
1261
01:13:18,026 --> 01:13:19,594
Sounds like someone I know.
1262
01:13:29,004 --> 01:13:31,139
Anyone promising
in that new batch?
1263
01:13:31,141 --> 01:13:32,807
Not a one, Reva.
1264
01:13:32,809 --> 01:13:36,778
I mean, you'd think there
would be one good candidate
1265
01:13:36,780 --> 01:13:38,980
in this entire bunch,
but there's just not.
1266
01:13:38,982 --> 01:13:42,583
I have this feeling that one of
these days you're gonna wake up
1267
01:13:42,585 --> 01:13:45,787
and find the answer, clear
as the nose on your face.
1268
01:13:46,755 --> 01:13:47,955
Thank you.
1269
01:13:49,057 --> 01:13:51,559
Looking lovely as ever, Reva.
1270
01:13:51,561 --> 01:13:53,428
- Oh, thank you.
- How are you this morning?
1271
01:13:53,430 --> 01:13:56,063
I am finer than a frog
hair split four ways.
1272
01:13:57,600 --> 01:14:00,001
Mind if I have a word
with Pastor Randy here?
1273
01:14:00,003 --> 01:14:03,171
Oh, of course not.
I'll just go check on Danny.
1274
01:14:03,173 --> 01:14:04,872
- Mm.
- Holler if you need me.
1275
01:14:04,874 --> 01:14:09,744
I'm going to speak
my mind for a moment,
1276
01:14:09,746 --> 01:14:13,514
- if that's all right with you.
- Of course, Pastor.
1277
01:14:13,516 --> 01:14:17,485
I've been watching you
for these past few months
1278
01:14:17,487 --> 01:14:20,021
and it doesn't take
an eagle's eye
1279
01:14:20,023 --> 01:14:23,624
to see that something
is troubling you.
1280
01:14:24,526 --> 01:14:26,060
Well...
1281
01:14:26,062 --> 01:14:29,230
I came to Eufala
with a specific purpose,
1282
01:14:29,232 --> 01:14:33,935
and I just feel like I'm letting
you and the congregation down. I...
1283
01:14:33,937 --> 01:14:36,204
No, you can't blame
yourself for that.
1284
01:14:36,206 --> 01:14:38,873
You can't make a silk purse
out of a sow's ear.
1285
01:14:41,009 --> 01:14:43,578
Never find a diamond
in a pile of manure.
1286
01:14:43,580 --> 01:14:46,047
Ah! That I understand.
1287
01:14:46,049 --> 01:14:48,683
- All right. -But what I
don't understand is,
1288
01:14:48,685 --> 01:14:50,818
why did God choose me
for this task?
1289
01:14:50,820 --> 01:14:53,921
I mean I'm...
1290
01:14:53,923 --> 01:14:56,123
I'm used to dealing
with people that have
1291
01:14:56,125 --> 01:14:58,559
a completely different set
of problems.
1292
01:14:58,561 --> 01:15:01,028
A completely
different set of needs.
1293
01:15:01,030 --> 01:15:03,798
No one knows
what God's plan is for us,
1294
01:15:03,800 --> 01:15:08,569
what purpose is hidden in the
things we do in our lives.
1295
01:15:08,571 --> 01:15:12,740
The things that happen to a man
as he plods through his life,
1296
01:15:12,742 --> 01:15:15,943
these are the things that shape
the man he is to become.
1297
01:15:17,779 --> 01:15:22,683
Now the fact that you have given your
heart and soul to this assignment
1298
01:15:22,685 --> 01:15:27,655
and the love and the devotion you
have for your wife and children,
1299
01:15:27,657 --> 01:15:29,724
these are the things
that you've become.
1300
01:15:30,726 --> 01:15:32,994
These are the gifts from God.
1301
01:15:32,996 --> 01:15:36,864
Even if they're not wrapped
in ways we can always see.
1302
01:15:39,101 --> 01:15:43,004
Now, I know that your time
here is diminishing down
1303
01:15:43,006 --> 01:15:46,674
and it's quite possible
that you will be reassigned
1304
01:15:46,676 --> 01:15:50,945
before you can get the fine folks
of Eufala a proper minister.
1305
01:15:50,947 --> 01:15:52,847
What would happen to the church?
1306
01:15:53,682 --> 01:15:55,917
Well, you don't have
a dog in that fight.
1307
01:15:55,919 --> 01:16:01,956
No, no, no. No, I'm not leaving
here until I find you a new pastor.
1308
01:16:01,958 --> 01:16:05,092
I think that you should give
the sermon next week.
1309
01:16:05,094 --> 01:16:07,628
- Oh, I don't...
- Now, don't get me wrong.
1310
01:16:07,630 --> 01:16:10,298
I appreciate everything you've
done organizing the place
1311
01:16:10,300 --> 01:16:13,568
and keeping Danny
and Jimmy in check.
1312
01:16:13,570 --> 01:16:15,570
You heard about that?
1313
01:16:15,572 --> 01:16:17,305
Jimmy's eyes are always
going to be a lot wider
1314
01:16:17,307 --> 01:16:21,042
than this church's
little budget will ever be.
1315
01:16:21,044 --> 01:16:26,614
But... folks in this community have
grow quite fond of you and your family.
1316
01:16:26,616 --> 01:16:29,050
And they know that your
time is at a close,
1317
01:16:29,052 --> 01:16:32,320
and they're going to want to
hear what you have to say.
1318
01:16:34,323 --> 01:16:35,957
Can I have some time
to think about it?
1319
01:16:35,959 --> 01:16:38,092
Afraid not.
Already settled.
1320
01:16:38,094 --> 01:16:40,828
Pastor.
1321
01:16:41,663 --> 01:16:43,297
You take care of yourself.
1322
01:16:44,266 --> 01:16:45,666
Thanks, Pastor.
1323
01:16:47,636 --> 01:16:50,838
Come on, hurry up. We're going to be late.
I got things to do too.
1324
01:16:52,774 --> 01:16:55,076
I have no idea why
a girl as pretty as you
1325
01:16:55,078 --> 01:16:57,244
would want to dress
like a mortician.
1326
01:16:57,246 --> 01:17:00,948
- Look how you dress. -Sweetie,
you'll be very well served to take
1327
01:17:00,950 --> 01:17:02,683
a good long look at how I dress.
1328
01:17:02,685 --> 01:17:05,820
The future co-owner of Reva's
Curl Up & Dye Beauty Salon
1329
01:17:05,822 --> 01:17:07,655
has got to look the part.
That's all I'm saying.
1330
01:17:07,657 --> 01:17:11,792
I'm not you!
Why do you always worry
1331
01:17:11,794 --> 01:17:13,094
about what I'm going
to do with my future
1332
01:17:13,096 --> 01:17:15,196
when I don't even know
what I want to do?
1333
01:17:15,198 --> 01:17:20,301
Sweetie, if you want to be a brain
surgeon or an astrophysicist,
1334
01:17:20,303 --> 01:17:22,036
you better get yourself
a scholarship,
1335
01:17:22,038 --> 01:17:24,739
and then Reva will just go
curl up and dye on her own.
1336
01:17:24,741 --> 01:17:27,274
It's not always about you.
1337
01:17:28,243 --> 01:17:30,077
Sometimes it's about me, too.
1338
01:17:31,947 --> 01:17:33,014
I'm sorry.
1339
01:17:36,184 --> 01:17:38,386
Sweetie...
1340
01:17:39,821 --> 01:17:44,825
I want whatever you want
for yourself, for your future.
1341
01:17:46,228 --> 01:17:47,828
This is what parents do.
1342
01:17:50,766 --> 01:17:52,433
We worry about our kid's dreams.
1343
01:17:55,337 --> 01:17:56,871
Is that so bad?
1344
01:17:57,839 --> 01:17:59,006
It's okay, I guess.
1345
01:17:59,008 --> 01:18:01,742
Good.
1346
01:18:01,744 --> 01:18:04,378
- Mom... -Do I have
something in my teeth?
1347
01:18:04,380 --> 01:18:06,013
No, Mom!
1348
01:18:08,784 --> 01:18:10,251
On the way to the salon...
1349
01:18:11,787 --> 01:18:15,156
can we please talk about what
I want to do with my future?
1350
01:18:17,759 --> 01:18:18,993
I'm all ears.
1351
01:18:20,862 --> 01:18:22,830
I'm all ears.
1352
01:18:25,067 --> 01:18:26,801
Pastor Ezekiel is right.
1353
01:18:28,103 --> 01:18:30,438
I think the congregation would
love to hear a sermon from you.
1354
01:18:30,440 --> 01:18:32,873
I don't think they're gonna
take too kindly to me
1355
01:18:32,875 --> 01:18:34,842
when they realize
that I haven't done my job.
1356
01:18:34,844 --> 01:18:36,877
They won't take too kindly?
1357
01:18:36,879 --> 01:18:39,246
Ha, ha, ha, very funny.
1358
01:18:39,248 --> 01:18:41,716
I admit it.
Eufala is rubbing off on me.
1359
01:18:41,718 --> 01:18:42,850
Mm-hmm.
1360
01:18:45,087 --> 01:18:47,888
I just hope the pastoral
committee gives me more time.
1361
01:18:49,825 --> 01:18:51,058
We have to leave Eufala?
1362
01:18:53,495 --> 01:18:54,762
Uh-oh.
1363
01:18:55,864 --> 01:18:58,733
Come on over, kids.
This concerns you.
1364
01:19:02,838 --> 01:19:04,772
We were just starting
to like it here.
1365
01:19:04,774 --> 01:19:07,875
- Yeah, where are they gonna send us?
- No telling.
1366
01:19:07,877 --> 01:19:10,478
The church in the old neighborhood
is already closed, so...
1367
01:19:10,480 --> 01:19:13,948
So, we're gonna have to start
all over in a new place?
1368
01:19:13,950 --> 01:19:16,984
We're a family.
We stick together.
1369
01:19:19,287 --> 01:19:22,890
♪ Working together, we will ♪
1370
01:19:22,892 --> 01:19:25,292
♪ Carry out
His master plan ♪
1371
01:19:25,294 --> 01:19:27,928
♪ Amen
1372
01:19:36,838 --> 01:19:40,941
I know each and every one of
you like the back of my hand.
1373
01:19:40,943 --> 01:19:42,109
Don't deny it.
1374
01:19:43,979 --> 01:19:46,947
You think I'm an old man
who falls asleep in church.
1375
01:19:48,550 --> 01:19:51,886
I have been known
to nod off on occasion.
1376
01:19:51,888 --> 01:19:54,455
I miss a verse
now and then, but...
1377
01:19:56,358 --> 01:20:00,261
Maybe I should turn
this fine congregation over
1378
01:20:00,263 --> 01:20:03,564
to somebody younger,
somebody with new ideas.
1379
01:20:05,934 --> 01:20:11,071
Don't worry, Ethel. It's...
Everybody knows it's true.
1380
01:20:12,307 --> 01:20:14,008
It's time.
1381
01:20:14,010 --> 01:20:20,314
Now we've been fortunate that
Pastor Randy has been so generous
1382
01:20:20,316 --> 01:20:23,918
in giving of his time
to help us find a new pastor,
1383
01:20:23,920 --> 01:20:28,389
but... sadly,
that time is at hand
1384
01:20:28,391 --> 01:20:30,324
and he will be leaving us soon.
1385
01:20:32,027 --> 01:20:34,028
Now, I don't know what'll happen
1386
01:20:34,030 --> 01:20:36,096
to our little church community
once he's gone,
1387
01:20:36,098 --> 01:20:39,200
but I do know that each
and every one of us
1388
01:20:39,202 --> 01:20:44,905
are the better for having gotten to
know Pastor Randy and his family.
1389
01:20:46,374 --> 01:20:49,076
And... quite possibly,
1390
01:20:49,078 --> 01:20:51,912
this might be
our last opportunity,
1391
01:20:51,914 --> 01:20:54,081
so with your permission...
1392
01:20:54,083 --> 01:20:58,018
I have asked Pastor Randy
to give the sermon next week.
1393
01:21:04,125 --> 01:21:05,593
All right, sonny,
what have you got for us?
1394
01:21:05,595 --> 01:21:08,062
Five eighty-nine,
What a Friend We Have in Jesus.
1395
01:21:10,032 --> 01:21:13,300
If I drift off on
you, just please know
1396
01:21:13,302 --> 01:21:16,003
that I am surfing
on your heavenly voices.
1397
01:21:18,907 --> 01:21:21,075
- Good morning, ladies.
- Morning.
1398
01:21:21,077 --> 01:21:23,110
Do you not know that in a race
1399
01:21:23,112 --> 01:21:25,913
all the runners run,
but only one receives the prize?
1400
01:21:25,915 --> 01:21:28,148
So, run that you may obtain it.
1401
01:21:28,150 --> 01:21:30,117
First Corinthians, 9:24.
1402
01:21:31,253 --> 01:21:33,220
You two are
on the team too, huh?
1403
01:21:33,222 --> 01:21:34,922
- Yeah.
- It's all about stamina.
1404
01:21:34,924 --> 01:21:37,424
- -Mary Louise
has changed our world.
1405
01:21:37,426 --> 01:21:39,894
You too, of course,
Pastor Randy.
1406
01:21:39,896 --> 01:21:43,030
- Oh, that's so sweet, Norma.
Thank you. -Yeah.
1407
01:21:43,032 --> 01:21:44,932
- See you in a couple of hours.
- All right.
1408
01:21:44,934 --> 01:21:47,234
- Bye, sweetie. Have fun. Have fun, girls.
- Okay. Come on, girls.
1409
01:21:47,236 --> 01:21:48,335
- Bye!
- Bye!
1410
01:21:50,940 --> 01:21:53,407
Ah. Must be in the country.
1411
01:22:02,250 --> 01:22:05,119
- Hey!
- Oh, hey!
1412
01:22:07,423 --> 01:22:10,024
Oh! Hi, how you doing?
1413
01:22:10,026 --> 01:22:12,226
Mwah! Mwah!
1414
01:22:12,228 --> 01:22:14,428
Wow! What are
you guys doing here?
1415
01:22:14,430 --> 01:22:16,964
- We came to help you pack.
- Surprise!
1416
01:22:16,966 --> 01:22:19,566
Right, well... I don't
know what to say.
1417
01:22:19,568 --> 01:22:21,168
Oh, now, don't get
all mushy on us.
1418
01:22:21,170 --> 01:22:25,539
- We really missed you guys.
- Let's catch up later, okay, guys?
1419
01:22:25,541 --> 01:22:27,007
'Cause he's got a sermon.
1420
01:22:27,009 --> 01:22:28,108
- We'll see you out there.
- Okay.
1421
01:22:28,110 --> 01:22:29,510
Oh, we're gonna go find seats.
1422
01:22:31,446 --> 01:22:32,713
Bye, honey.
1423
01:22:39,955 --> 01:22:41,522
Would you relax?
1424
01:22:41,524 --> 01:22:44,525
I swear you are jumpier
than a long-tailed cat
1425
01:22:44,527 --> 01:22:48,562
in a roomful of old ladies
on a sunny afternoon.
1426
01:22:48,564 --> 01:22:50,631
I've never seen you like this.
What's going on, honey bear?
1427
01:22:50,633 --> 01:22:52,166
Uh...
1428
01:22:52,168 --> 01:22:53,701
I'm just nervous, that's all.
1429
01:22:54,971 --> 01:23:00,507
Why? What does a big strapping man
like you got to be nervous about?
1430
01:23:00,509 --> 01:23:02,109
Well, um...
1431
01:23:03,712 --> 01:23:05,612
- Pastor Randy.
- I know.
1432
01:23:06,649 --> 01:23:11,518
We are all very sad that Pastor
Randy and his family are leaving.
1433
01:23:11,520 --> 01:23:14,021
That's not it.
1434
01:23:14,023 --> 01:23:16,863
Pastor Randy, he asked me to speak in
front of the service this morning.
1435
01:23:17,759 --> 01:23:20,461
- So?
- Well, I mean, I'm just...
1436
01:23:20,463 --> 01:23:24,064
I'm not good at that sort of thing.
What if I mess up or something?
1437
01:23:24,066 --> 01:23:28,435
Sweetie, you stand in front of that church
every Sunday and you lead the choir.
1438
01:23:28,437 --> 01:23:31,205
That's right, I lead the choir.
I don't have to say a word.
1439
01:23:31,207 --> 01:23:35,209
Baby, that's not what you got all
of your boxers in a bunch over.
1440
01:23:35,211 --> 01:23:37,478
Now be honest with me.
1441
01:23:37,480 --> 01:23:39,246
You can tell little Reva.
1442
01:23:43,351 --> 01:23:49,123
Well, I've been watching Pastor
Randy these last couple of months
1443
01:23:50,225 --> 01:23:51,291
and...
1444
01:23:52,260 --> 01:23:54,561
I see how much
he loves his family.
1445
01:23:56,064 --> 01:23:58,165
And it's got me to thinking.
1446
01:23:58,167 --> 01:24:01,301
I mean, I know how people
see me as this big, tough,
1447
01:24:01,303 --> 01:24:04,438
good-looking, handsome,
king-of-the-road type of guy...
1448
01:24:08,176 --> 01:24:10,210
but I want
what Pastor Randy has.
1449
01:24:11,646 --> 01:24:13,080
I want to settle down.
1450
01:24:13,082 --> 01:24:16,083
Well, you've always got me,
haven't you?
1451
01:24:16,085 --> 01:24:18,452
Come on,
a girl as pretty as you?
1452
01:24:18,454 --> 01:24:21,288
I mean, I see
how guys look at you
1453
01:24:21,290 --> 01:24:23,524
and how you flirt
with Officer Barney.
1454
01:24:23,526 --> 01:24:25,626
Why would you want to settle
with a guy like me?
1455
01:24:27,829 --> 01:24:31,365
Now, Jimmy Watkins, this color
green is not good on you.
1456
01:24:32,767 --> 01:24:36,437
All this flirting is
just Reva being Reva,
1457
01:24:36,439 --> 01:24:40,307
and expecting me to change is like
asking a leopard to shed his spots.
1458
01:24:44,312 --> 01:24:47,247
But if you're asking to make
an honest woman out of me...
1459
01:24:49,584 --> 01:24:50,651
I am.
1460
01:24:53,288 --> 01:24:56,256
Well, then get down on your knee!
1461
01:24:58,159 --> 01:25:00,727
Now, honey,
you give me some sugar.
1462
01:25:03,398 --> 01:25:05,199
And you go out there
and you show them
1463
01:25:05,201 --> 01:25:07,041
what Jimmy Watkins is made of.
1464
01:25:20,548 --> 01:25:22,583
- Full house to hear your sermon.
- Hmm.
1465
01:25:24,353 --> 01:25:29,523
I'm more
nervous about this sermon
1466
01:25:29,525 --> 01:25:32,526
than... I've been
in a long time.
1467
01:25:38,433 --> 01:25:41,335
I mean, things had gotten pretty
simple for you back in LA.
1468
01:25:42,837 --> 01:25:44,571
Parishioners...
1469
01:25:45,507 --> 01:25:47,641
the same questions,
the same answers.
1470
01:25:48,843 --> 01:25:52,846
You just didn't have to push
yourself, you know, honey?
1471
01:25:52,848 --> 01:25:56,183
Just kind of...
going through the motions.
1472
01:25:56,185 --> 01:25:59,153
I just don't seem to be
reaching this congregation
1473
01:25:59,155 --> 01:26:00,787
the way that I did
back in the city.
1474
01:26:02,724 --> 01:26:03,824
Honey.
1475
01:26:05,193 --> 01:26:06,793
People are people,
1476
01:26:06,795 --> 01:26:09,363
whether you're
in the city or the country.
1477
01:26:10,498 --> 01:26:13,233
And we all have
the same basic fears.
1478
01:26:14,269 --> 01:26:15,335
Dreams.
1479
01:26:16,371 --> 01:26:17,704
Prayers.
1480
01:26:18,907 --> 01:26:20,574
Only the circumstances
are different.
1481
01:26:22,644 --> 01:26:24,311
Speak to that
and you'll do just fine.
1482
01:26:25,648 --> 01:26:30,250
I have been listening to your sermons
for more than 12 years, that's how.
1483
01:26:30,252 --> 01:26:33,253
What do you think?
I was reading fashion magazines?
1484
01:26:34,389 --> 01:26:35,455
You should read this.
1485
01:26:38,293 --> 01:26:41,428
A few months ago,
Eufala welcomed Pastor Randy,
1486
01:26:41,430 --> 01:26:43,330
its new interim pastor.
1487
01:26:43,332 --> 01:26:46,633
Many were skeptical that a
pastor used to ministering
1488
01:26:46,635 --> 01:26:50,437
to an inner city congregation
could have any relevance here.
1489
01:26:51,306 --> 01:26:52,673
And I was one of them.
1490
01:26:52,675 --> 01:26:55,242
Keep reading.
1491
01:26:55,244 --> 01:26:59,346
Many didn't see any
reason to give pastor Randy a chance.
1492
01:26:59,348 --> 01:27:03,750
No real obligation to get to
know the man and his family.
1493
01:27:03,752 --> 01:27:07,955
But, as local resident
Lila van Der Gelder reminds us,
1494
01:27:07,957 --> 01:27:11,325
"That's not how we do
things in Eufala, is it?
1495
01:27:11,327 --> 01:27:13,527
"Truth is,
we never know how long
1496
01:27:13,529 --> 01:27:15,896
"someone's going to be
in our lives,
1497
01:27:15,898 --> 01:27:17,898
"so we just welcome them
1498
01:27:17,900 --> 01:27:19,967
as though
it's going to be forever."
1499
01:27:21,703 --> 01:27:24,004
As it turns out in this case,
1500
01:27:24,006 --> 01:27:27,007
it isn't going to be forever.
1501
01:27:27,009 --> 01:27:31,445
Pastor Randy and his family will
leave us in just a few short weeks.
1502
01:27:31,447 --> 01:27:35,282
But I, for one...
I am so glad to have known
1503
01:27:35,284 --> 01:27:37,784
this wonderful, beautiful family
1504
01:27:37,786 --> 01:27:40,554
to count them as my friends.
1505
01:27:42,624 --> 01:27:46,460
I suggest Eufala will come to
realize just how fortunate we were
1506
01:27:46,462 --> 01:27:50,430
to have known pastor Randy and his
family as part of our church.
1507
01:27:50,432 --> 01:27:53,533
Even if it is
just for a short while.
1508
01:27:54,602 --> 01:27:58,405
Times like this, we all need
a guardian angel.
1509
01:28:04,379 --> 01:28:05,445
Well.
1510
01:28:06,681 --> 01:28:09,516
This is...
certainly a surprise.
1511
01:28:09,518 --> 01:28:11,685
I just came to see
how things were...
1512
01:28:13,055 --> 01:28:18,792
Good. Good. Things are... they're
actually working out really well.
1513
01:28:21,029 --> 01:28:22,596
Word is you've turned down
1514
01:28:22,598 --> 01:28:24,698
every applicant
you've seen thus far.
1515
01:28:26,034 --> 01:28:29,536
- Every one. -Well, that is
because I haven't found
1516
01:28:29,538 --> 01:28:32,939
an applicant that I feel is
fit for this congregation.
1517
01:28:32,941 --> 01:28:35,542
You know...
1518
01:28:36,711 --> 01:28:38,011
You know, Randy.
1519
01:28:39,781 --> 01:28:42,449
Every successful business man
will tell you that
1520
01:28:42,451 --> 01:28:44,484
reviewing job applicants
is like...
1521
01:28:44,486 --> 01:28:46,353
Is like ordering a pizza.
1522
01:28:46,355 --> 01:28:48,822
Now, there's a million
ingredients you may think
1523
01:28:48,824 --> 01:28:52,392
you want in your perfect
pizza, but the truth is...
1524
01:28:53,594 --> 01:28:55,595
you probably wouldn't like
the combination.
1525
01:28:57,799 --> 01:29:00,434
I mean, pineapple and jalapeños,
1526
01:29:00,436 --> 01:29:03,470
they probably thought that was
a good idea right?
1527
01:29:04,405 --> 01:29:07,808
Well, I will find
the right person.
1528
01:29:10,445 --> 01:29:12,579
I will.
I just need more time.
1529
01:29:12,581 --> 01:29:14,848
You've seen all the applicants.
You've seen them all.
1530
01:29:17,585 --> 01:29:20,620
And since you haven't found a
suitable replacement in the bunch...
1531
01:29:21,623 --> 01:29:27,427
Randy, I'm afraid the church is going
to be forced to close its doors.
1532
01:29:27,429 --> 01:29:32,999
Will be invited to join the church
all the way in New Calgary.
1533
01:29:33,001 --> 01:29:38,004
No, no, no, New Calgary is
an hour from here, okay?
1534
01:29:38,940 --> 01:29:41,007
These people love this church.
1535
01:29:41,009 --> 01:29:43,977
This community needs
this church.
1536
01:30:08,771 --> 01:30:10,470
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
1537
01:30:10,472 --> 01:30:12,439
- Hey. Hey.
- Hey.
1538
01:30:14,075 --> 01:30:16,943
So I had the talk with Reva...
1539
01:30:18,045 --> 01:30:21,615
With my mom, and you were right,
1540
01:30:21,617 --> 01:30:24,918
because she only wants me
to be happy.
1541
01:30:24,920 --> 01:30:26,453
Yeah?
And what's all this?
1542
01:30:26,455 --> 01:30:28,588
I mean, you're normally
in black, Alex.
1543
01:30:28,590 --> 01:30:30,824
Yeah, I know but...
1544
01:30:32,527 --> 01:30:34,694
it turns out being with my mom
1545
01:30:34,696 --> 01:30:37,597
sort of does make me happy.
1546
01:30:37,599 --> 01:30:40,567
- It shows. -And now that I
have a friend in town...
1547
01:30:40,569 --> 01:30:43,603
Oh, Yoda. Yeah, she thinks
you're pretty cool too.
1548
01:30:44,939 --> 01:30:47,474
Eufala's looking a whole
lot better to me now.
1549
01:30:50,646 --> 01:30:51,678
Let's pray!
1550
01:30:53,649 --> 01:30:55,048
It's show time.
1551
01:30:56,951 --> 01:30:58,218
You're gonna be great.
1552
01:31:13,601 --> 01:31:14,668
Good morning.
1553
01:31:14,670 --> 01:31:18,705
I would like to start
this morning's sermon
1554
01:31:18,707 --> 01:31:22,175
with something that's quite
unpopular back in the city.
1555
01:31:22,177 --> 01:31:24,611
I want you to turn
to the person in front of you
1556
01:31:24,613 --> 01:31:26,646
and behind you and welcome them.
1557
01:31:27,682 --> 01:31:29,516
When you think about it,
aren't we all planning
1558
01:31:29,518 --> 01:31:30,884
on spending eternity together?
1559
01:31:30,886 --> 01:31:33,620
I figure, let's get
a head start.
1560
01:31:33,622 --> 01:31:35,255
Let's get to know
each other now.
1561
01:31:38,192 --> 01:31:40,594
When I was thinking
about what I was gonna say
1562
01:31:40,596 --> 01:31:43,597
to you fine people
of Eufala this morning,
1563
01:31:43,599 --> 01:31:45,599
a certain panic came over me.
1564
01:31:46,534 --> 01:31:49,569
What wisdom did
this city minister have
1565
01:31:49,571 --> 01:31:51,938
to impart to you country folk
1566
01:31:51,940 --> 01:31:54,608
who have so graciously welcomed
1567
01:31:54,610 --> 01:31:56,776
my family and me
into your community?
1568
01:31:57,745 --> 01:32:00,914
Luckily, I have
my rock, Mary Louise,
1569
01:32:00,916 --> 01:32:03,950
who reminded me
that people are people.
1570
01:32:03,952 --> 01:32:07,254
We all have
the same dreams, fears...
1571
01:32:07,256 --> 01:32:08,722
desires...
1572
01:32:08,724 --> 01:32:10,056
questions.
1573
01:32:11,826 --> 01:32:14,227
But we have received
so much from you.
1574
01:32:15,162 --> 01:32:17,597
You have taught us city folk
1575
01:32:17,599 --> 01:32:19,833
the true meaning
of "love thy neighbor"...
1576
01:32:21,102 --> 01:32:24,137
what it means to give
without even thinking
1577
01:32:24,139 --> 01:32:26,306
of receiving anything in return,
1578
01:32:26,308 --> 01:32:30,076
about having the courage
to let your guard down
1579
01:32:30,078 --> 01:32:31,678
and live openhearted...
1580
01:32:32,680 --> 01:32:34,080
to trust one another,
1581
01:32:34,082 --> 01:32:36,816
to greet each other
with a smile...
1582
01:32:37,919 --> 01:32:39,786
to have joy amongst you.
1583
01:32:40,588 --> 01:32:41,788
What a concept.
1584
01:32:41,790 --> 01:32:45,759
It was a bit of an adjustment
for us coming from the city
1585
01:32:45,761 --> 01:32:49,729
where it's survival of the fittest
and every man for himself.
1586
01:32:50,698 --> 01:32:54,701
Eufala for us has been
a blessing from God.
1587
01:32:54,703 --> 01:32:57,804
It's been a lesson
in how to love one another.
1588
01:32:58,940 --> 01:33:01,107
But I wasn't sent here
to receive.
1589
01:33:02,109 --> 01:33:03,777
I was sent here with a task.
1590
01:33:04,912 --> 01:33:06,246
To find a replacement
1591
01:33:06,248 --> 01:33:09,783
for the irreplaceable
Pastor Zeek as he retires.
1592
01:33:10,751 --> 01:33:15,589
I stand before you, Eufala,
with that task incomplete.
1593
01:33:16,691 --> 01:33:18,825
I haven't found
anyone worthy of you.
1594
01:33:19,794 --> 01:33:22,829
I haven't found anyone...
1595
01:33:22,831 --> 01:33:26,066
who will offer you the love
that you offer one another.
1596
01:33:26,068 --> 01:33:30,604
So this morning, I'm reminded of
how the apostles must have felt
1597
01:33:30,606 --> 01:33:35,275
before Jesus performed the
miracle of feeding the 5,000...
1598
01:33:35,277 --> 01:33:37,844
with two fish and five loaves.
1599
01:33:39,213 --> 01:33:40,947
Jesus tested them.
1600
01:33:40,949 --> 01:33:44,884
He turned to them
and said, "You feed them."
1601
01:33:46,787 --> 01:33:49,289
Through their faith,
all were provided for.
1602
01:33:50,391 --> 01:33:53,193
And through our faith,
we pray...
1603
01:33:54,362 --> 01:33:56,062
that God will provide
the right pastor
1604
01:33:56,064 --> 01:33:57,364
for this wonderful church.
1605
01:34:00,401 --> 01:34:02,869
- Give me an amen.
- Amen!
1606
01:34:03,938 --> 01:34:05,705
I hope you don't mind,
Pastor Zeek,
1607
01:34:05,707 --> 01:34:07,273
but I've asked a friend of yours
1608
01:34:07,275 --> 01:34:09,876
to prepare something special
for you this morning.
1609
01:34:10,711 --> 01:34:11,778
Jimmy?
1610
01:34:17,685 --> 01:34:18,885
Thanks, Pastor.
1611
01:34:20,421 --> 01:34:23,089
All right.
1612
01:34:24,258 --> 01:34:25,325
Zeke...
1613
01:34:26,827 --> 01:34:28,728
you've been a part of my life...
1614
01:34:29,797 --> 01:34:33,033
well, ever since I've been
knee-high to a grasshopper.
1615
01:34:34,201 --> 01:34:36,302
So, I wanted to do
something to show you...
1616
01:34:37,772 --> 01:34:38,872
how much you mean to me.
1617
01:34:40,741 --> 01:34:42,042
Really, to all of us.
1618
01:34:43,444 --> 01:34:45,945
So, if you don't mind...
1619
01:34:45,947 --> 01:34:49,983
I'd like the choir to sing
your favorite church song.
1620
01:35:06,067 --> 01:35:08,935
♪ Take off your bandages
1621
01:35:08,937 --> 01:35:12,739
♪ It's time to heal
1622
01:35:12,741 --> 01:35:15,975
♪ So, let me try again
1623
01:35:17,111 --> 01:35:19,979
- Whoo! Wasn't that an awesome sermon?
- Oh! La, la, la, la.
1624
01:35:19,981 --> 01:35:21,481
Seriously, it's a beautiful day.
1625
01:35:21,483 --> 01:35:26,753
Could it get any better than this?
I say unto you no way.
1626
01:35:26,755 --> 01:35:30,423
Oh, for heaven's sake.
This is church, young man.
1627
01:35:30,425 --> 01:35:36,329
Save some of that enthusiasm
for the after party.
1628
01:35:37,898 --> 01:35:39,365
Just show me. What is it?
1629
01:35:39,367 --> 01:35:40,867
You're never going
to believe this.
1630
01:35:40,869 --> 01:35:44,304
You and your wife
can be very inspiring.
1631
01:35:44,306 --> 01:35:46,106
- You two?
- Yeah!
1632
01:35:46,108 --> 01:35:49,342
- Oh, congratulations.
- Thank you.
1633
01:35:49,344 --> 01:35:51,811
- That's wonderful.
- Hey, Pastor Randy,
1634
01:35:51,813 --> 01:35:54,481
I know what you're thinking, too.
That there is a real diamond.
1635
01:35:54,483 --> 01:35:57,150
Oh, I wouldn't doubt it, Jimmy.
1636
01:35:57,152 --> 01:35:59,886
- Let's go show it off. -We got
to show everybody, Pastor Randy.
1637
01:35:59,888 --> 01:36:05,158
Thank you very much for coming.
Thank you. Thank you for coming.
1638
01:36:05,160 --> 01:36:06,926
Come back now.
1639
01:36:06,928 --> 01:36:08,962
That was
a beautiful sermon, Randy.
1640
01:36:08,964 --> 01:36:12,365
Thank you. It meant so much
to me to have you guys here.
1641
01:36:12,367 --> 01:36:14,968
- Aw.
- What did you think, Joe?
1642
01:36:14,970 --> 01:36:17,971
Eh! Not bad.
Who knew you had it in you?
1643
01:36:17,973 --> 01:36:20,073
Well, you know,
if you'd ever show up
1644
01:36:20,075 --> 01:36:22,849
Yeah, yeah. Come on, T.
I need a cup of Joe.
1645
01:36:22,874 --> 01:36:24,144
Good to see you.
1646
01:36:24,146 --> 01:36:25,779
Good to see you.
1647
01:36:26,514 --> 01:36:29,082
And then Sunday is pancake day.
1648
01:36:29,084 --> 01:36:30,784
- Yeah?
- I love pancake day.
1649
01:36:30,786 --> 01:36:35,488
Oh hey. Rain, he came all
the way from Los Angeles
1650
01:36:35,490 --> 01:36:37,957
just to hear your sermon.
Isn't that awesome?
1651
01:36:37,959 --> 01:36:40,927
Had to see what wonderful place
you landed in, my friend.
1652
01:36:42,363 --> 01:36:45,965
Eufala?
Wonderful?
1653
01:36:45,967 --> 01:36:52,972
Well, no, I mean look around at all these
wonderful people in your life, sunshine.
1654
01:36:52,974 --> 01:36:56,009
I mean, the folks
who really care about you,
1655
01:36:56,011 --> 01:36:58,478
your dreams...
your worries.
1656
01:36:58,480 --> 01:37:02,015
- Yeah.
- See now...
1657
01:37:02,017 --> 01:37:05,185
Now, that's what makes Eufala
special, Alex. Real special.
1658
01:37:06,922 --> 01:37:12,025
This was part of your plan,
all along, wasn't it?
1659
01:37:12,027 --> 01:37:14,260
Well, not just mine...
1660
01:37:15,429 --> 01:37:16,496
but yes.
1661
01:37:18,098 --> 01:37:21,901
Okay, well, I promised
to get Rain some coffee and...
1662
01:37:21,903 --> 01:37:24,604
- Oh. Please.
- All right. And a donut, right?
1663
01:37:24,606 --> 01:37:26,606
- Yes, yes. Sprinkles on top?
- Yeah.
1664
01:37:26,608 --> 01:37:28,107
- Strawberry?
- Yes.
1665
01:37:39,987 --> 01:37:42,455
Turquoise? Turquoise? Really?
1666
01:37:45,359 --> 01:37:48,394
Oh hey, Dad, is it okay
if I go over to Alex's later
1667
01:37:48,396 --> 01:37:54,000
- I thought you and Alex... -Yeah, she
comes off madder than a wet hen...
1668
01:37:54,002 --> 01:37:57,503
- "Madder than a wet hen"? -Yeah,
apparently, that's how we all talk now.
1669
01:37:58,472 --> 01:38:00,974
Okay, look, I just
mean once you get past
1670
01:38:00,976 --> 01:38:03,376
her tough exterior,
she's all right.
1671
01:38:03,378 --> 01:38:06,579
Oh and later, I'm gonna go down to
the ball field for batting practice.
1672
01:38:08,916 --> 01:38:11,551
- What, I can't turn into a jock?
- No!
1673
01:38:11,553 --> 01:38:13,186
Yes, you can.
1674
01:38:14,288 --> 01:38:15,922
Mary Louise, can I talk to you?
1675
01:38:15,924 --> 01:38:18,057
- Just for a second?
- Sure.
1676
01:38:22,897 --> 01:38:25,178
- Yeah, babe?
- How much do you like it here?
1677
01:38:26,400 --> 01:38:28,067
Well, you can't
blame him really.
1678
01:38:28,069 --> 01:38:30,136
I mean, he doesn't have
the sense God gave lettuce.
1679
01:38:31,071 --> 01:38:32,105
Pastor Ezekiel.
1680
01:38:32,107 --> 01:38:33,606
- Hey.
- Hey.
1681
01:38:33,608 --> 01:38:36,342
Widow Smythe...
Mrs. Smythe.
1682
01:38:37,678 --> 01:38:40,947
I would like to recuse
myself from the panel
1683
01:38:40,949 --> 01:38:43,516
of reviewing the candidates
for your replacement.
1684
01:38:43,518 --> 01:38:45,618
What for? I thought that's
the reason you came here.
1685
01:38:56,397 --> 01:38:58,498
- What's this?
- That's my resume.
1686
01:38:59,600 --> 01:39:01,100
I'd like to be considered
1687
01:39:01,102 --> 01:39:04,270
as a candidate
for the new pastor.
1688
01:39:04,272 --> 01:39:06,639
Well, I'll have to take it
into consideration.
1689
01:39:08,676 --> 01:39:10,143
All right, I've considered it.
1690
01:39:10,145 --> 01:39:12,512
This congregation
would be very fortunate
1691
01:39:12,514 --> 01:39:15,248
to have you and your family
as our new pastor.
1692
01:39:15,250 --> 01:39:17,317
Welcome home, son.
1693
01:39:21,355 --> 01:39:25,224
- Ooh. -Don't snap his head off.
He's our new pastor.
1694
01:39:28,662 --> 01:39:31,130
Don't disappoint me, young man.
1695
01:39:37,371 --> 01:39:41,207
It was Love Me Tender,
not Girls! Girls! Girls!
1696
01:39:47,481 --> 01:39:50,650
Kids, welcome to Eufala.
1697
01:39:50,652 --> 01:39:53,486
- Oh, thank you.
- Thank you.
1698
01:39:59,026 --> 01:40:03,196
♪ I gotta get
all these animals on a boat ♪
1699
01:40:04,999 --> 01:40:09,268
♪ But they're so big,
I don't think it'll float ♪
1700
01:40:10,437 --> 01:40:14,607
♪ I got two elephants,
giraffes and giant apes ♪
1701
01:40:16,478 --> 01:40:18,277
♪ With all these beasts
in here ♪
1702
01:40:18,279 --> 01:40:20,646
♪ It really don't smell great
1703
01:40:22,516 --> 01:40:26,786
♪ We gotta clean up
all these messes really fast ♪
1704
01:40:26,788 --> 01:40:32,458
♪ Or my family won't enjoy
their noon repast ♪
1705
01:40:34,228 --> 01:40:38,231
♪ My son, my daughter,
and my wife are here with me ♪
1706
01:40:39,767 --> 01:40:43,736
♪ Oh no, we lost
another chimpanzee ♪
1707
01:40:43,738 --> 01:40:47,740
♪ We gotta have
two of everything ♪
1708
01:40:47,742 --> 01:40:49,709
♪ 'Cause if we don't have
two of everything ♪
1709
01:40:49,711 --> 01:40:51,511
♪ Then God'll be mad,
and it won't work ♪
1710
01:40:51,513 --> 01:40:53,312
♪ And we can't repopulate
the Earth ♪
1711
01:40:54,314 --> 01:40:56,115
♪ And then it'll be my dearth
1712
01:40:56,117 --> 01:40:58,751
♪ I wanna save all the birds
1713
01:40:58,753 --> 01:41:00,353
♪ And the bees
1714
01:41:01,555 --> 01:41:06,192
♪ But I can't stand that
we have so many monkeys ♪
1715
01:41:07,261 --> 01:41:11,397
♪ Gorillas, orangutans,
capuchins, apes and so ♪
1716
01:41:13,167 --> 01:41:17,270
♪ With all this screeching,
they really gotta go ♪
1717
01:41:18,705 --> 01:41:23,176
♪ We got insects like
the cockroaches and ants ♪
1718
01:41:24,545 --> 01:41:28,614
♪ Don't this song make you want
to get right up and dance? ♪
1719
01:41:29,616 --> 01:41:31,184
♪ Dance break!
1720
01:41:31,819 --> 01:41:33,286
♪ Dance break!
1721
01:41:34,655 --> 01:41:36,322
♪ Dance break!
1722
01:41:41,495 --> 01:41:42,762
♪ Dance break!
1723
01:41:48,235 --> 01:41:49,302
♪ Dance break
1724
01:41:54,209 --> 01:41:59,479
♪ Donkeys, horses,
and the zebra are all here ♪
1725
01:42:01,281 --> 01:42:04,317
♪ Wait a minute,
some have antlers ♪
1726
01:42:04,319 --> 01:42:06,219
♪ Oh! Reindeer
1727
01:42:07,521 --> 01:42:11,757
♪ Getting the dinosaurs aboard
was tried in vain ♪
1728
01:42:13,160 --> 01:42:15,528
♪ And now it's way to late
1729
01:42:15,530 --> 01:42:17,797
♪ Because here comes the rain
1730
01:42:22,169 --> 01:42:23,769
No, really!
Everyone on board, now!
1731
01:42:23,771 --> 01:42:25,204
I'm not kidding!
Man the hatches!
1732
01:42:25,206 --> 01:42:27,507
Batten down the hatches!
Man the jib!
1733
01:42:27,509 --> 01:42:29,442
Okay, gotta get aboard!