1 00:01:05,965 --> 00:01:09,799 Once upon a time, there was a little girl... 2 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:14,806 just like any other little girl. 3 00:01:19,245 --> 00:01:21,236 - And like most little girls... - I gotcha.! 4 00:01:21,347 --> 00:01:23,508 she loved collecting beautiful things. 5 00:01:23,616 --> 00:01:25,516 Look at what I have. 6 00:01:25,618 --> 00:01:27,586 Always sharing them with her friends. 7 00:01:27,687 --> 00:01:29,655 Hello. 8 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:31,986 Come on over and meet my friends, Hoppers. 9 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:37,428 She would throw the most amazing tea parties for her very closest companions. 10 00:01:37,530 --> 00:01:41,159 Mr. Elephant, have you met my daddy? He's the governor, you know. 11 00:01:41,267 --> 00:01:43,167 And then it happened. 12 00:01:43,269 --> 00:01:46,067 You know that awkward but typical time of life... 13 00:01:46,172 --> 00:01:49,141 - when you feel like every eye is on you... - Mackenzie.! 14 00:01:49,242 --> 00:01:53,235 like you're the main attraction in a three-ring circus. 15 00:01:53,346 --> 00:01:58,283 That's right. She became a teenager. 16 00:01:58,384 --> 00:02:00,852 But eventually, she made it through. 17 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:04,754 And as she blossomed, she became more comfortable with herself. 18 00:02:04,858 --> 00:02:07,053 - There she is. Hey, Sam. How you doing? - Hi, Dad. 19 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:09,060 Hi, sweetie. I'd like you to meet... 20 00:02:09,162 --> 00:02:13,394 And like most teenagers, she enjoyed parties... 21 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:16,367 - and pizza. - Enjoy. 22 00:02:16,469 --> 00:02:18,369 - Thanks. - And like her peers... 23 00:02:18,471 --> 00:02:21,736 she often felt as if her every move was scrutinized. 24 00:02:21,841 --> 00:02:25,072 - Hold it right there. - Big smile, Sam. 25 00:02:25,178 --> 00:02:28,079 Mom, promise me you would never let me leave the house looking like that. 26 00:02:28,181 --> 00:02:31,309 Never! It looks like she found Chelsea Clinton's old crimping iron... 27 00:02:31,417 --> 00:02:33,317 and Amy Carter's Sassoons. 28 00:02:33,419 --> 00:02:35,887 It's like a terrorist got a hold of her. 29 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:38,082 I don't know what's going on. But what do you think? 30 00:02:38,191 --> 00:02:41,752 What is the worst outfit that you have ever seen Samantha wear? 31 00:02:41,861 --> 00:02:43,761 - I'll bet it's gonna be close. - I bet it is too. 32 00:02:43,863 --> 00:02:46,195 There have been a lot of lousy outfits. 33 00:02:46,299 --> 00:02:50,258 If Mac is back, get in there and clean out your kid's closet. 34 00:02:50,370 --> 00:02:53,032 - But with maturity... - Thank you. 35 00:02:53,139 --> 00:02:58,634 she was able to look outside herself... 36 00:02:58,745 --> 00:03:04,012 and appreciate the wisdom of her elders. 37 00:03:04,117 --> 00:03:07,712 And I'll tell you something. Decades in politics give you... 38 00:03:07,820 --> 00:03:10,152 special life skills, Sam. 39 00:03:10,256 --> 00:03:13,714 Like an excellent poker face. 40 00:03:13,826 --> 00:03:17,091 Not bad, Senator Downer. 41 00:03:18,831 --> 00:03:21,925 Thank you for the tip. 42 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:23,969 In short... 43 00:03:24,070 --> 00:03:28,871 - she grew up... happily... - Good night. 44 00:03:28,975 --> 00:03:31,739 - with the love of a father... - Good night, Sam. 45 00:03:31,844 --> 00:03:33,744 - and a mother... - See you in the morning, sweetheart. 46 00:03:33,846 --> 00:03:38,806 who she thought were the center of the world... 47 00:03:38,918 --> 00:03:41,614 in an old white house... 48 00:03:41,721 --> 00:03:44,451 they called home. 49 00:04:10,049 --> 00:04:12,643 Lucky Charm's on site. 50 00:04:12,752 --> 00:04:16,153 Something wrong with Sam. 51 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:18,747 Are you sure? It's an election year, remember? 52 00:04:18,858 --> 00:04:21,156 She could use a little down time. 53 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:23,593 Starting November 5, she can have all the down time she needs. 54 00:04:23,696 --> 00:04:26,631 Mr. and Mrs. Latif Moratee, President Mackenzie, First Lady... 55 00:04:26,733 --> 00:04:28,633 - Samantha. - Hello. 56 00:04:28,735 --> 00:04:30,635 - Good to meet you. - Nice to meet you, Samantha. 57 00:04:30,737 --> 00:04:32,637 Please. 58 00:04:32,739 --> 00:04:35,333 This way. 59 00:04:35,441 --> 00:04:39,070 We have press conference at 9:00. To Marine One, 9:15. 60 00:04:39,178 --> 00:04:43,080 To Air Force One at 10:00. Travel time, four hours, 59 minutes. 61 00:04:43,182 --> 00:04:45,514 Twenty-five minutes to destination Redmond Univ... 62 00:04:45,618 --> 00:04:48,917 Hold that thought, Liz. 63 00:04:49,022 --> 00:04:52,981 Let's pretend that tomorrow I'm heading off to college. 64 00:04:53,092 --> 00:04:56,459 - Mm-hmm. - I grab my bags, which I packed myself. 65 00:04:56,562 --> 00:04:59,030 I throw them into my adorable collegiate car... 66 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:03,159 next to my cooler that has a beer hiding underneath the bologna sandwiches. 67 00:05:03,269 --> 00:05:07,000 My parents cry. Their only child is growing up and so forth. 68 00:05:09,375 --> 00:05:11,343 And then I do it. 69 00:05:11,444 --> 00:05:15,710 I drive off like the normal, run-of-the-mill kid that I am. 70 00:05:15,815 --> 00:05:19,216 You're still a princess. You should at least wear a ball gown. 71 00:05:21,287 --> 00:05:23,881 Ignorance is bliss. What can I say? 72 00:05:25,425 --> 00:05:28,826 I say, good night, normal, boring girl. 73 00:05:31,297 --> 00:05:33,731 And you better hide that beer, because under the sandwiches... 74 00:05:33,833 --> 00:05:36,563 that's the first place they'll look. 75 00:05:38,938 --> 00:05:41,202 - Duly noted. - Good night. 76 00:06:50,643 --> 00:06:52,543 Did you take the southern route through the stairwell... 77 00:06:52,645 --> 00:06:54,545 or the northern route through the access hall? 78 00:06:54,647 --> 00:06:57,115 - Eastern route. - Oh! 79 00:06:57,216 --> 00:07:00,879 Two elevators, one moving walkway, turn left at the Lincoln arches. 80 00:07:00,987 --> 00:07:04,115 - It's lesser-known, but very effective. - Mm-hmm. 81 00:07:04,223 --> 00:07:07,158 Eastern route's one of my favorites, actually. 82 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:11,594 And that Lincoln arches thing is a very nice touch. 83 00:07:11,697 --> 00:07:14,131 You know, if you're gonna eat this cake... 84 00:07:14,233 --> 00:07:16,167 you have to pay the toll. 85 00:07:20,473 --> 00:07:22,441 - Inflation. - Mm-hmm. 86 00:07:22,542 --> 00:07:24,772 You know, you should really do something about that, Dad. 87 00:07:24,877 --> 00:07:28,176 Mm-hmm. Mm, mm, mm, mm. 88 00:07:29,615 --> 00:07:32,914 - Not the dancing. - Dancing. 89 00:07:37,790 --> 00:07:40,122 - Ready? - Ready. 90 00:07:40,226 --> 00:07:42,990 Good. 91 00:07:43,095 --> 00:07:44,995 - I need to say something. - Okay. 92 00:07:45,097 --> 00:07:46,997 About tomorrow. 93 00:07:47,099 --> 00:07:49,659 - I was thinking... - Mm-hmm. 94 00:07:49,769 --> 00:07:51,828 and maybe I should go alone. 95 00:07:51,938 --> 00:07:54,736 - Really? - Yeah. I mean... 96 00:07:54,841 --> 00:07:58,140 it's hard enough to blend in, having a team of Secret Service men carrying my books, then... 97 00:07:58,244 --> 00:08:01,407 Uh-huh. 98 00:08:01,514 --> 00:08:04,381 All I'm saying... 99 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:06,850 I just wanna be like everybody else. 100 00:08:08,688 --> 00:08:12,647 Sam, you're not like everybody else. 101 00:08:15,127 --> 00:08:18,062 Ready? It's the big finish. 102 00:08:19,298 --> 00:08:21,789 Here it comes. 103 00:08:21,901 --> 00:08:24,529 Yes! Yes. 104 00:08:24,670 --> 00:08:27,434 They won't ask you about policy. They'll probably ask you about... 105 00:08:27,540 --> 00:08:30,532 your expectations, your hopes, your major, and you'll say... 106 00:08:30,643 --> 00:08:33,874 Don't worry, Liz. I'm set. Does anyone have my... 107 00:08:33,980 --> 00:08:35,880 - Got it. - Thank you. 108 00:08:35,982 --> 00:08:37,916 So, you're just like any other American family. 109 00:08:38,017 --> 00:08:39,917 Whose daughter is heading off to college. 110 00:08:40,019 --> 00:08:43,614 Remember, today you're not just the First Lady, but you're also a mom. 111 00:08:43,723 --> 00:08:46,692 I'd like to think I'm both women every day. 112 00:08:46,792 --> 00:08:49,317 In short, you're just a proud dad. Like every other dad... 113 00:08:49,428 --> 00:08:51,828 watching his little girl head off to California for college. 114 00:08:51,931 --> 00:08:54,422 You can segue into your education reform initiative from there. 115 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:57,264 And time permitting, Mr. President, the California Youth Literacy Program. 116 00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:59,770 - It's not a stump speech. It's about my daughter. - Right. 117 00:08:59,872 --> 00:09:02,739 Mr. President, how do you feel about your only child... 118 00:09:02,842 --> 00:09:05,208 going to school so far away? 119 00:09:05,311 --> 00:09:10,078 Well, uh, I could suggest moving the nation's capitol to California. 120 00:09:10,182 --> 00:09:13,948 Samantha, will you miss D.C? 121 00:09:14,053 --> 00:09:17,750 And better yet, what will you miss least? 122 00:09:17,857 --> 00:09:20,724 Wow. That's a tough one. 123 00:09:20,826 --> 00:09:22,851 Well, I can't tell you what I will miss the least... 124 00:09:22,962 --> 00:09:25,590 but I can tell you what I will miss the most. 125 00:09:25,698 --> 00:09:27,996 That is my friends and my family. 126 00:09:28,100 --> 00:09:31,263 But I am very excited to experience life as a normal kid... 127 00:09:31,370 --> 00:09:33,270 having a normal college experience. 128 00:09:33,372 --> 00:09:36,205 - Thank you. Thank you. We don't have any more time. 129 00:09:36,309 --> 00:09:38,743 Thank you very much. 130 00:09:54,493 --> 00:09:57,656 Whoo! Mr. President! 131 00:10:35,735 --> 00:10:37,862 This is not what I dreamed of. 132 00:10:37,970 --> 00:10:41,303 Oh, we know, honey. Next life. 133 00:10:44,944 --> 00:10:47,139 Oh, God. Please, no "Hail to the Chief." 134 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:52,083 Game time. 135 00:10:57,957 --> 00:10:59,857 Hi, Sam. 136 00:11:06,832 --> 00:11:11,064 You know, hon, it's not too late to call Georgetown. 137 00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:14,003 Live at home. Free laundry. 138 00:11:14,106 --> 00:11:17,507 Dad, I didn't choose a school 3,000 miles away for nothing. 139 00:11:19,078 --> 00:11:21,171 - Roommate's name? - Mia Thompson. 140 00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:23,180 Parents Janet and Kyle. Divorced. 141 00:11:23,282 --> 00:11:26,410 Both strong supporters in the polls. 142 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:28,783 I heard that. 143 00:11:28,888 --> 00:11:32,119 Well, that's odd. They were supposed to be here by now. 144 00:11:32,224 --> 00:11:34,988 Once I heard a rumor, Mom, that there are actually some people out there... 145 00:11:35,094 --> 00:11:37,392 that don't live a minute-by-minute schedule. 146 00:11:37,496 --> 00:11:39,521 How do they live? 147 00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:42,396 Roommate's caught in traffic. E.T.A. is 10 minutes. 148 00:11:42,501 --> 00:11:45,937 She should at least get the good bed if she has to live with me. 149 00:11:46,038 --> 00:11:48,199 Did you check that itinerary with Liz? 150 00:11:48,307 --> 00:11:50,901 - For? - Well, there are just a few small functions... 151 00:11:51,010 --> 00:11:55,242 your father and I thought that you might enjoy attending. 152 00:11:55,347 --> 00:11:57,907 Yeah. Uh, do I have a choice? 153 00:11:58,017 --> 00:11:59,644 Sir. 154 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:04,451 - Oh, yeah. Honey... - Already? 155 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:07,151 Like you're not chomping at the bit for us to get outta here. 156 00:12:07,259 --> 00:12:10,660 Well, the President and the First Lady, yes. 157 00:12:10,763 --> 00:12:14,494 Mom and Dad? Not so much. 158 00:12:18,370 --> 00:12:20,804 Let's go. You've got a campaign to run. 159 00:12:22,441 --> 00:12:26,605 Three, two, one. 160 00:12:26,712 --> 00:12:29,977 You remember, a full load of laundry dries faster than half a load. 161 00:12:30,082 --> 00:12:33,483 Always take the stairs. Don't sweat the petty things. 162 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:36,419 Yeah, don't pet the sweaty things either. 163 00:12:36,522 --> 00:12:40,959 And your father will be here all... week campaigning. 164 00:12:41,060 --> 00:12:45,997 - If you need anything, call Liz. - I'll be fine. Thank you. 165 00:12:53,572 --> 00:12:55,472 You'll be great. 166 00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:12,947 Okay, look at me, at a loss for words. 167 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:17,224 Just tell me you'll miss me, Dad. 168 00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:32,968 So, when the election's over, uh, we'll spend some time together. 169 00:13:33,078 --> 00:13:34,978 A whole day, 24 hours. 170 00:13:36,782 --> 00:13:38,773 In a row? 171 00:13:38,884 --> 00:13:41,045 Promise. Be a good kid. 172 00:13:46,425 --> 00:13:49,053 Hey, Sam. 173 00:14:16,956 --> 00:14:19,720 - Please be mellow. - On one condition. 174 00:14:19,825 --> 00:14:23,921 Could we major in something fun? I'm really hoping we're not premed. 175 00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:27,055 Light on the math. 176 00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:30,363 Zip it, Bock. And, Dylan? 177 00:14:30,469 --> 00:14:33,370 Especially you. Not another word. 178 00:15:09,942 --> 00:15:13,639 Look, if you're gonna be going through my stuff, at least you can help me carry it. 179 00:15:15,180 --> 00:15:18,513 Are you aware there are two huge individuals with stun guns... 180 00:15:18,617 --> 00:15:20,915 sticky hands and no manners flanking our door? 181 00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:24,820 - You must be Mia. - And you're not Linda. 182 00:15:28,460 --> 00:15:31,293 Redhead. Paterson, New Jersey. Plays trombone. 183 00:15:31,397 --> 00:15:34,298 Surprise. I'm Samantha Mac... 184 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:36,800 You're not as tall in person. 185 00:15:36,902 --> 00:15:40,338 I'm really excited about this year. There's so many things I wanna do. 186 00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:43,101 - No offense, Miss Mackenzie... - Samantha. 187 00:15:43,208 --> 00:15:46,609 Samantha... but I have a plan... 188 00:15:46,712 --> 00:15:49,010 - of college. - That's great. 189 00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:52,379 Look, I'm just trying to have a normal college experience, okay? 190 00:15:52,484 --> 00:15:55,544 - All I want is normal, Mia. - Right. 191 00:15:55,654 --> 00:15:57,815 I'm going to the housing office. 192 00:15:57,923 --> 00:16:01,188 They said you were the kind of girl who was up for anything. 193 00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:04,285 I'm disappointed. 194 00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:08,198 - You're manipulating me. - Yes. 195 00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:12,198 It's kinda working. 196 00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:15,137 Please, Mia. Just give it a shot. 197 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:17,538 That's all I'm asking. 198 00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:21,636 Well, the situation could have its advantages. 199 00:16:21,747 --> 00:16:25,808 Absolutely. Like, in case of a national emergency... 200 00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:27,818 guess who gets a free seat on the chopper? 201 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:30,047 I was kind of thinking your Secret Service could get us beer. 202 00:16:30,155 --> 00:16:34,023 - You can forget about that. - We'll work on it. 203 00:16:36,462 --> 00:16:39,488 Mia Thompson, Arkansas royalty. 204 00:16:40,899 --> 00:16:43,265 I didn't know they had royalty in Arkansas. 205 00:16:43,369 --> 00:16:46,395 Course we do. My dad's a king. 206 00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:49,599 I mean, he's had a few queens since my mom, but... 207 00:16:49,708 --> 00:16:53,007 You know, Tire King... best seller of the South? 208 00:16:53,112 --> 00:16:57,913 Cool. This is Bock. Dylan's outside. They're protecting us. 209 00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,882 Could that involve tackling me? 210 00:16:59,985 --> 00:17:01,885 'Cause the bald one's a little sexy. 211 00:17:01,987 --> 00:17:03,887 And you can forget about that too. 212 00:17:03,989 --> 00:17:06,787 Yeah. 213 00:17:06,892 --> 00:17:11,454 Look, bonus points for giving me the good bed. I like you already. 214 00:17:11,563 --> 00:17:14,464 But just to let you know, don't kiss my ass. 215 00:17:14,566 --> 00:17:16,625 'Cause I certainly won't be kissing yours. 216 00:17:19,438 --> 00:17:21,633 Mia, I like you already. 217 00:17:21,740 --> 00:17:24,106 It's our first day. I'm trying to have fun. 218 00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:26,769 Why don't you change clothes? We can go hang out. Go to some parties. 219 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,779 Meet some guys. Definitely meet some guys. 220 00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:32,977 My night's scheduled already. I thought I looked okay, no? 221 00:17:33,085 --> 00:17:37,044 Oh, yeah, sure. If you're trying to hang out with the dean. 222 00:17:38,590 --> 00:17:41,115 Miss Mackenzie, I speak for the entire faculty... 223 00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:43,558 when I say, "Welcome to Redmond. '" 224 00:17:43,662 --> 00:17:47,564 And I assure you that you'll be treated just like any student... 225 00:17:47,666 --> 00:17:51,124 just the minute we conclude this elaborate party in your honor. 226 00:17:55,340 --> 00:17:59,242 In the sense they would support preferred policy. 227 00:17:59,344 --> 00:18:02,871 Of course, the fundamental importance of agenda control... 228 00:18:02,981 --> 00:18:04,573 was established by Mckelvey... 229 00:18:04,683 --> 00:18:07,982 irrespective of implications for the final outcome. 230 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:12,080 In fact, one of his most notable papers showed... 231 00:18:12,191 --> 00:18:15,786 that the one person, one vote... 232 00:18:15,894 --> 00:18:17,953 system of voting... 233 00:18:18,063 --> 00:18:21,123 did not always lead to a middle ground in decision making. 234 00:18:21,233 --> 00:18:26,728 The manipulation of agenda could have a great impact on policy making. 235 00:18:42,254 --> 00:18:44,188 You missed a great party. 236 00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:47,784 - Sorry about that. - Fortunately, I can provide you... 237 00:18:47,893 --> 00:18:50,191 with another normal college experience... 238 00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:53,059 in which the roommate kicks you out in the name of... 239 00:18:53,165 --> 00:18:55,065 higher education. 240 00:18:57,002 --> 00:18:59,232 Can I just get my... 241 00:18:59,338 --> 00:19:01,863 - Come back in two. - Minutes? 242 00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,874 Hours. 243 00:19:14,853 --> 00:19:17,754 We'll be following the First Daughter through her entire... 244 00:19:19,625 --> 00:19:21,422 Did you see Samantha Mackenzie arrive at college? 245 00:19:21,527 --> 00:19:23,927 I'm not saying the First Daughter dresses badly... 246 00:19:24,029 --> 00:19:26,759 but today, apparently Goodwill donated some clothes, so I think that... 247 00:19:26,865 --> 00:19:29,333 With guaranteed results. 248 00:19:29,434 --> 00:19:31,334 If you have ring around the toilet... 249 00:19:31,436 --> 00:19:33,495 Illegal motion. 250 00:19:33,605 --> 00:19:36,073 - Take a look at this. - With embroidery on the sleeves. 251 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,541 With embroidery around the neck. 252 00:19:38,644 --> 00:19:41,204 With a front closure. 253 00:19:41,313 --> 00:19:44,214 It's very beautifully done. Soft, all lines. 254 00:19:44,316 --> 00:19:47,979 Look at that embroidery around the shoulder. 255 00:19:48,086 --> 00:19:50,350 And a slight shoulder pad. 256 00:19:50,455 --> 00:19:52,719 And the Mandarin neckline. 257 00:19:52,824 --> 00:19:56,225 This works great with, uh, our tank top. 258 00:19:56,328 --> 00:19:58,353 Taylor to the right. He's got a hole. 259 00:19:58,463 --> 00:20:01,523 He's got a big hole. And he's clear through to the 45-yard line. 260 00:20:01,633 --> 00:20:04,761 - He's still going. He's on his feet... - Samantha Mackenzie? 261 00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:08,601 Greetings, Ms. Mackenzie. The Redmond chapter of Lambda Zeta Phi... 262 00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:10,698 is pleased to invite you to our annual plunge. 263 00:20:10,809 --> 00:20:12,709 It's an invitation-only event. 264 00:20:12,811 --> 00:20:15,302 Bathing suits are mandatory. Bikinis are preferred. 265 00:20:15,414 --> 00:20:17,974 Thanks a lot, guys. 266 00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:20,051 We hope to see you there, Ms. Mackenzie. 267 00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:22,450 Thank you. 268 00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:24,545 Thank you. 269 00:20:29,494 --> 00:20:32,054 How do you look in a bikini, Bock? 270 00:20:32,164 --> 00:20:34,064 Hmm. 271 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:38,636 "They had already poured the sum total of their knowledge into his waiting vessel; 272 00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:41,103 "and the vessel was not full. 273 00:20:41,206 --> 00:20:46,166 "his intellect was not satisfied, his soul was not at peace... 274 00:20:46,278 --> 00:20:49,111 his heart was not still. '" 275 00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:53,843 Well, uh, ladies and gentlemen, I shall do my best... 276 00:20:53,952 --> 00:20:56,318 to see to it that your intellect is satisfied. 277 00:20:56,421 --> 00:20:59,185 And your soul is at peace. 278 00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:02,818 And your vessel is filled this semester. 279 00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:07,365 For starters, would it be possible to shift your attention to me? 280 00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:11,964 I know I'm not as pretty, but, uh, come on. 281 00:21:12,070 --> 00:21:14,561 - Work with me. - Excuse me, Professor? 282 00:21:14,673 --> 00:21:17,198 - Yes. - I didn't see anything in the syllabus about a vessel. 283 00:21:17,309 --> 00:21:19,504 Uh, excuse me? 284 00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:21,579 I see the books that I'm supposed to buy... 285 00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:24,843 but I don't see any mention about a vessel of any kind. 286 00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:27,544 You said you were gonna fill one? 287 00:21:27,653 --> 00:21:29,951 Right? 288 00:21:31,089 --> 00:21:32,989 I did. I did say that. Thank you. 289 00:21:33,091 --> 00:21:36,527 Thank you for pointing that out. A very literal interpretation. 290 00:21:36,628 --> 00:21:40,962 Thank you very much. Uh, "He had one single goal... 291 00:21:41,066 --> 00:21:43,466 to become empty of thirst'"... 292 00:21:45,604 --> 00:21:49,404 Excuse me? 293 00:21:49,508 --> 00:21:51,499 Excuse me. 294 00:21:53,879 --> 00:21:56,973 I wanted to thank you for rescuing me in there. 295 00:21:57,082 --> 00:21:59,346 It was nothing. 296 00:21:59,451 --> 00:22:02,648 Besides, you don't strike me as the kind of person who needs rescuing. 297 00:22:04,956 --> 00:22:09,655 I'm Samantha. I know I'm taller in person. 298 00:22:09,761 --> 00:22:12,924 Fatter, thinner, fill in the blank. I get that. 299 00:22:13,031 --> 00:22:17,491 Actually, I was gonna say you look exactly like I thought you would. 300 00:22:17,602 --> 00:22:19,502 Bye, Samantha. 301 00:22:21,473 --> 00:22:24,909 - We're moving. - Not bad, Ms. Mackenzie. 302 00:22:27,245 --> 00:22:29,941 You really shouldn't objectify men like that, Mia. 303 00:22:30,048 --> 00:22:32,744 - The boy is fine. - Hi, Samantha. 304 00:22:34,686 --> 00:22:37,951 Nice meeting you too. Hello. 305 00:22:54,706 --> 00:22:57,766 Just to be clear, I've never been a plus-one before. 306 00:22:57,876 --> 00:23:00,003 And it doesn't agree with me. 307 00:23:00,112 --> 00:23:02,046 Thanks for coming, Mia. 308 00:23:02,147 --> 00:23:04,707 I cannot believe how many cute guys there are here. 309 00:23:04,816 --> 00:23:09,776 Last time I was at a party like this, I could only fill out a ruffled bikini. 310 00:23:09,888 --> 00:23:13,483 Focus, Sam. We are at a frat party. 311 00:23:17,162 --> 00:23:20,962 You're right. This is fantastic. 312 00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:25,366 I think I'm blending in too. 313 00:23:25,470 --> 00:23:28,906 Absolutely. Look, is there any way that your fake Men in Black boys... 314 00:23:29,007 --> 00:23:30,907 can back off? 315 00:23:35,847 --> 00:23:39,180 All right, I'm about to show you how to make a real entrance. 316 00:23:41,453 --> 00:23:43,318 Whoo! 317 00:24:10,749 --> 00:24:15,186 ¤ Hail to the chief we have chosen for the nation ¤ 318 00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:19,314 ¤ Hail to the chief we salute him one and all ¤ 319 00:24:19,424 --> 00:24:23,588 ¤ Hail to the chief as we pledge cooperation ¤ 320 00:24:23,695 --> 00:24:27,290 ¤ In proud fulfillment of a great, noble call ¤ 321 00:24:40,812 --> 00:24:45,306 ¤ Hail to the chief we have chosen for the nation ¤ 322 00:24:45,417 --> 00:24:48,978 ¤ Hail to the chief we salute him one and all ¤ 323 00:24:49,087 --> 00:24:53,490 ¤ Hail to the chief as we pledge cooperation ¤ 324 00:24:53,592 --> 00:24:57,585 ¤ In proud fulfillment of a great, noble call ¤ 325 00:24:57,696 --> 00:24:59,630 Don't mind me. 326 00:25:03,468 --> 00:25:05,698 Gun! Gun, gun, gun, gun! 327 00:25:11,476 --> 00:25:13,603 You're gonna be all right. 328 00:25:13,712 --> 00:25:18,740 - Take her to the campaign office across town. - Lucky Charm's secure. 329 00:25:18,850 --> 00:25:22,342 - It's just a water gun, man. - Shut up! Don't move. 330 00:25:29,494 --> 00:25:31,792 California Headquarters, Mackenzie for President. 331 00:25:31,897 --> 00:25:34,195 I'm sorry. I'd have more on... 332 00:25:34,299 --> 00:25:37,234 but I wasn't exactly given time to, I don't know, get my stuff. 333 00:25:37,335 --> 00:25:39,235 I guess she likes California. 334 00:25:39,337 --> 00:25:41,897 Look, I gotta go. Wow. 335 00:25:42,007 --> 00:25:44,271 - Don't tell me he's too busy. I need to talk to him. - You look great. 336 00:25:44,376 --> 00:25:48,039 - What's going on, Sam? - He has got too many Secret Service following me around. 337 00:25:48,146 --> 00:25:51,115 - I can't take it anymore. - Sam, it's an election year. Remember that. 338 00:25:51,216 --> 00:25:54,777 Tensions are high. Just take a deep breath and let me handle it. Okay? 339 00:25:54,886 --> 00:25:56,786 Calm down. I'll see if he has a minute. 340 00:25:56,888 --> 00:25:59,356 - Create my own forum. - Mr. President? 341 00:25:59,457 --> 00:26:02,290 - Liz? - Your daughter's asking for reduced security at college. 342 00:26:02,394 --> 00:26:04,362 She's very unhappy, sir. 343 00:26:06,031 --> 00:26:08,795 Um, can this wait? 344 00:26:09,901 --> 00:26:11,801 - Go ahead. - We'll invite the press. 345 00:26:11,903 --> 00:26:14,337 - It's not a good time. - Fine. 346 00:26:14,439 --> 00:26:17,340 Just tell him I'll ditch the whole college thing and become a Hooters girl. 347 00:26:17,442 --> 00:26:21,310 Good benefits, I hear. 348 00:26:21,413 --> 00:26:23,244 - Sir? - Yeah, it's... Liz. 349 00:26:23,348 --> 00:26:25,441 There is a precedent for reduced security. 350 00:26:25,550 --> 00:26:28,144 I recommend cutting back from four agents to two per shift. 351 00:26:28,253 --> 00:26:30,949 Keep detail on the floor, but not stationed at the room. 352 00:26:31,056 --> 00:26:33,149 Sir, she's miserable. 353 00:26:36,895 --> 00:26:39,762 Okay. Be right back. 354 00:26:43,201 --> 00:26:45,192 Man. 355 00:26:45,303 --> 00:26:49,967 I came this close to wearing that exact bikini today. 356 00:26:50,075 --> 00:26:54,808 Dad, if you want your daughter to have any friends, we need to make some changes. 357 00:26:54,913 --> 00:26:58,974 Yeah, well, I don't negotiate with people in swimwear. Come here. 358 00:27:06,057 --> 00:27:08,821 Dad, when Chelsea was at Stanford, her Secret Service backed off. 359 00:27:08,927 --> 00:27:10,861 They blended in. They wore Birkenstocks. 360 00:27:10,962 --> 00:27:14,159 Sam, I want you to listen to me. 361 00:27:14,265 --> 00:27:18,998 A navy blue suit with Birkenstocks is a really bad look. 362 00:27:19,104 --> 00:27:21,504 That was another time. 363 00:27:21,606 --> 00:27:24,666 This is a real different world we live in, Sam. 364 00:27:24,776 --> 00:27:28,439 It is not like I am sleeping around and getting drunk, Dad. 365 00:27:28,546 --> 00:27:31,014 Come on. You were my age once. 366 00:27:31,116 --> 00:27:33,641 All I am asking for is a shred of normalcy. 367 00:27:33,752 --> 00:27:35,686 I can't go out and party like my friends. 368 00:27:35,787 --> 00:27:38,813 No. 369 00:27:38,923 --> 00:27:41,483 No, you can't. 370 00:27:42,594 --> 00:27:45,085 Forget it. 371 00:27:55,707 --> 00:27:57,834 This is the California Headquarters... 372 00:27:57,942 --> 00:28:00,706 Samantha. Samantha. 373 00:28:00,812 --> 00:28:03,508 - You got it. - What? 374 00:28:03,615 --> 00:28:08,314 Go back to school. You're on a new diet... Secret Service lite. 375 00:28:08,420 --> 00:28:10,615 - Thank you. - And have fun. 376 00:28:10,722 --> 00:28:13,418 Just not too much. 377 00:28:31,209 --> 00:28:33,268 We got it from here. 378 00:28:44,956 --> 00:28:47,891 And then there were two. 379 00:29:14,953 --> 00:29:16,853 Finally. 380 00:29:20,625 --> 00:29:25,062 Lunge at me. Hit me. Tackle me. Come on, you know you wanted to. 381 00:29:25,163 --> 00:29:27,996 We could just celebrate. I've narrowed it down to three target areas... 382 00:29:28,099 --> 00:29:30,499 which, if we hit quickly... 383 00:29:30,602 --> 00:29:33,628 Or maybe it's just right under our noses. What's going on there? 384 00:29:33,738 --> 00:29:35,638 Sam, I don't think that's a party. 385 00:29:35,740 --> 00:29:38,538 While Mackenzie's racking up his frequent-flier miles... 386 00:29:38,643 --> 00:29:41,840 Samuels is right here, right now at home. 387 00:29:41,946 --> 00:29:44,608 Health care, education, new jobs. 388 00:29:44,716 --> 00:29:46,809 Just a few of the things Samuels has been working on... 389 00:29:46,918 --> 00:29:50,319 while Mackenzie's out of the office and out of the country. 390 00:29:50,421 --> 00:29:55,324 Taking money out of our pockets again. Next step: Out of office. 391 00:29:55,426 --> 00:29:59,726 Whatever. 392 00:29:59,831 --> 00:30:03,130 Samantha Mackenzie. How good of you to join us. 393 00:30:03,234 --> 00:30:04,667 Hey, ladies and gentlemen... 394 00:30:04,769 --> 00:30:08,205 what do you say to some good old-fashioned bipartisan debate? Huh? 395 00:30:08,306 --> 00:30:10,206 Yeah, come on, Miss Mackenzie. 396 00:30:10,308 --> 00:30:12,833 Get on up there. 397 00:30:12,944 --> 00:30:16,573 What do you say, Samantha? Daddy's not here. 398 00:30:16,681 --> 00:30:19,514 Can we hear what you have to say, or do you only do what Daddy tells you? 399 00:30:19,617 --> 00:30:21,676 Ooh! 400 00:30:24,088 --> 00:30:27,580 All right, there you go. Another Mackenzie running away from the real issues. 401 00:30:27,692 --> 00:30:29,819 - What was that? - Freedom of speech. 402 00:30:29,928 --> 00:30:31,828 They have the right to express their beliefs. 403 00:30:31,930 --> 00:30:35,331 Okay, the freedom goes both ways. Why don't you get to speak your mind? 404 00:30:35,433 --> 00:30:37,594 - Fine. You wanna know what I think? - Yeah. 405 00:30:37,702 --> 00:30:39,602 Well, I think my father's administration... 406 00:30:39,704 --> 00:30:42,332 gives a great deal of attention to his domestic agenda. 407 00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:45,102 - Take his college tuition... - Blah, blah, blah. End of sound bite. 408 00:30:46,778 --> 00:30:49,941 It's kind of hard to get that stuff out of your head, huh? 409 00:30:50,048 --> 00:30:53,074 Well, I know only one thing that can definitely help. 410 00:30:53,184 --> 00:30:55,118 What's that? 411 00:31:02,126 --> 00:31:04,219 I should change. I don't wanna ruin the outfit. 412 00:31:04,329 --> 00:31:06,524 It can only improve it. 413 00:31:06,631 --> 00:31:11,261 Come on, Sam! 414 00:31:26,517 --> 00:31:29,042 - Hey, you okay? - Yes. You? 415 00:31:29,153 --> 00:31:31,053 Yeah. 416 00:31:31,155 --> 00:31:33,817 I'm Sam. Remember? 417 00:31:33,925 --> 00:31:35,950 James. 418 00:31:36,060 --> 00:31:39,325 - Hey, you guys, get outta the way! - You coming or not? 419 00:31:46,237 --> 00:31:48,330 Lambda Zeta Phi! 420 00:31:48,439 --> 00:31:50,737 Watch and learn! 421 00:32:02,854 --> 00:32:04,822 Come on, we're going again. 422 00:32:06,591 --> 00:32:08,559 Wait a minute, James. 423 00:32:09,994 --> 00:32:12,087 Wait up! Hey! 424 00:32:12,196 --> 00:32:14,096 Excuse me, James? 425 00:32:14,198 --> 00:32:17,395 Um, I had a really good time with you on the slide last night. 426 00:32:17,502 --> 00:32:20,300 No. Hey, James, what's your major? 427 00:32:21,539 --> 00:32:23,973 - Hi, James. James? - Sam, come on. 428 00:32:24,075 --> 00:32:28,478 James? 429 00:32:28,579 --> 00:32:32,345 Sam, I'm trying to sleep. 430 00:32:34,719 --> 00:32:37,187 - Hello? - New York Post online. 431 00:32:39,324 --> 00:32:44,387 Oh, no. I can't believe I made the Post! 432 00:32:44,495 --> 00:32:46,224 Mia Thompson, ladies and gentlemen. 433 00:32:46,331 --> 00:32:50,199 Suffice it to say, your father feels like he gave you an inch, and you took a mile. 434 00:32:50,301 --> 00:32:52,462 I know. I-I completely understand. I'm... 435 00:32:52,570 --> 00:32:55,539 Listen to me, Sam. You cannot pull a stunt like this again. 436 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:58,666 Look, I don't know who you're groveling to... 437 00:32:58,776 --> 00:33:01,574 but the best thing about college is you can hang up. 438 00:33:03,448 --> 00:33:06,975 - Put him on. - Are you crazy? He's on fire. 439 00:33:07,085 --> 00:33:12,648 Look, Liz, I'll just say, "Dad, I love you. This is unfortunate, but"... 440 00:33:12,757 --> 00:33:16,488 - Go ahead. I'm listening. - Hi, Dad. 441 00:33:16,594 --> 00:33:19,654 Listen, I'm really sorry. 442 00:33:19,764 --> 00:33:22,096 What were you thinking, Sam? 443 00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:24,430 I know. 444 00:33:27,372 --> 00:33:29,602 Yes, it's the roommate, Mia. 445 00:33:29,707 --> 00:33:33,438 Just so we're clear, she's the one in the really uncomfortable-looking... 446 00:33:33,544 --> 00:33:35,034 - Thong. - In a thong. 447 00:33:35,146 --> 00:33:38,582 - Correct. - Okay. Put her on. 448 00:33:38,683 --> 00:33:43,211 Mr. President? Mia Thompson here. 449 00:33:43,321 --> 00:33:47,121 Now, with all due respect, although I do think your diplomatic skills are top-notch... 450 00:33:47,225 --> 00:33:50,217 I think you really need some serious parenting advice. 451 00:33:52,296 --> 00:33:55,060 Really? You know what, Mia? 452 00:33:55,166 --> 00:33:57,464 I could not agree with you more. 453 00:33:57,568 --> 00:34:00,435 - What? - It's great to know... 454 00:34:00,538 --> 00:34:04,304 my daughter is living with such a sensible young woman. 455 00:34:04,409 --> 00:34:08,072 You've got that rare thing, Mia. You know what it is? It's character. 456 00:34:08,179 --> 00:34:11,376 Some people have it, some people don't. You have it. 457 00:34:11,482 --> 00:34:14,417 Really? Thanks. 458 00:34:14,519 --> 00:34:20,151 Um, I mean, you too. That whole China thing was real good. 459 00:34:20,258 --> 00:34:23,625 Yeah, I can... I can definitely see how you do what you do. 460 00:34:27,532 --> 00:34:31,263 I will. Bye. 461 00:34:31,369 --> 00:34:34,338 - He's good, isn't he? - Yeah. 462 00:34:34,439 --> 00:34:36,930 Next time, you should be a little easier on him. 463 00:34:37,041 --> 00:34:40,238 Okay. But the difference is he's my president and he's your father. 464 00:34:40,344 --> 00:34:42,278 Not when he's calling from the Oval Office, he's not. 465 00:34:42,380 --> 00:34:44,439 Oval Office, Schmoval Office. 466 00:34:44,549 --> 00:34:47,609 At some point, every father's gotta learn to let go of his little girl. 467 00:34:47,718 --> 00:34:51,745 And every little girl's gotta learn to let go of her father. 468 00:34:53,724 --> 00:34:56,192 How do you do that, Mia? 469 00:34:56,294 --> 00:34:59,726 Vote no. No Mackenzie. Vote no. No Mackenzie. 470 00:35:11,542 --> 00:35:13,840 - Ms. Mackenzie, one question, please! - Back to your room. 471 00:35:13,945 --> 00:35:15,845 How do you feel about the protestors? 472 00:35:20,151 --> 00:35:22,142 Mia. 473 00:35:22,253 --> 00:35:24,153 Oh, please, is she in there? 474 00:35:24,255 --> 00:35:26,655 Mia, I need your help. 475 00:35:39,470 --> 00:35:43,873 You. This is the R.A.'s room. 476 00:35:43,975 --> 00:35:46,170 Good thing I'm the R.A. then. 477 00:35:46,277 --> 00:35:49,872 - What happened to Stewart? - Stewart preferred something a little lower key. 478 00:35:49,981 --> 00:35:52,245 You can find him down at the "C" Wing if you need him. 479 00:35:54,318 --> 00:35:56,218 Sorry to hear that. 480 00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:58,345 So, it seems you need a place to hide out a bit. 481 00:36:01,826 --> 00:36:03,760 Seems I do. 482 00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:11,700 They have to leave sooner or later, right? 483 00:36:11,802 --> 00:36:14,327 When's she coming out? 484 00:36:16,174 --> 00:36:20,941 I have a better idea. Here. Put this on. 485 00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:25,378 There. And this. 486 00:36:25,483 --> 00:36:27,713 Wait here for one minute. 487 00:36:46,671 --> 00:36:48,798 You need a Kleenex? 488 00:36:48,906 --> 00:36:51,568 Oh, no, I'm fine. 489 00:36:57,348 --> 00:36:59,248 Follow my lead. 490 00:37:01,419 --> 00:37:03,387 Hey, Mike, come on. 491 00:37:05,590 --> 00:37:07,490 You gonna leave her in there? 492 00:37:07,592 --> 00:37:09,822 Hey, Sam, stay as long as you want. 493 00:37:09,927 --> 00:37:13,260 Where is she? 494 00:37:18,669 --> 00:37:21,934 - Thank you very much. - You too. Good luck. 495 00:37:22,039 --> 00:37:25,440 - Mmm. - You hate it, huh? 496 00:37:25,543 --> 00:37:29,240 It tastes like freedom. 497 00:37:29,347 --> 00:37:32,145 I should warn you I'm a very slow eater. 498 00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:35,913 - It's terrible on the system to rush. - Yeah, I can see that. 499 00:37:36,020 --> 00:37:40,684 So, there will be plenty of time for discussion. 500 00:37:41,792 --> 00:37:43,692 Starting with the topic of you. 501 00:37:43,794 --> 00:37:45,853 Tell me something I don't know. 502 00:37:45,963 --> 00:37:49,126 - Something you don't know. - Mm-hmm. 503 00:37:49,233 --> 00:37:51,224 Okay. 504 00:37:52,536 --> 00:37:54,800 Brazil's the only country named after a tree. 505 00:37:54,905 --> 00:37:58,033 Bagged lettuce that you buy in the store, they wash it in chlorine. 506 00:38:01,112 --> 00:38:04,309 The little parallelogram above your top lip is called the filtrum. 507 00:38:04,415 --> 00:38:06,815 Five years or half a decade is a lustrum. 508 00:38:06,917 --> 00:38:08,612 Every state in the Union has a town named Springfield. 509 00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:10,778 Male turtles grunt. Female turtles hiss. 510 00:38:10,888 --> 00:38:14,153 Difference between a fruit and a vegetable. Off the vine, fruit ripens, a vegetable rots. 511 00:38:14,258 --> 00:38:17,022 Spread your arms like this, middle finger to middle finger is equivalent to your height. 512 00:38:17,128 --> 00:38:19,221 Distance from your wrist to your elbow is the length of your foot. 513 00:38:19,330 --> 00:38:21,730 - Your ears and nose never stop... - Growing? 514 00:38:21,832 --> 00:38:23,823 Right. 515 00:38:27,405 --> 00:38:30,568 So, I guess we're all living Pinocchios. 516 00:38:30,675 --> 00:38:33,371 And you still haven't told me anything about yourself. 517 00:38:35,313 --> 00:38:37,213 Trust me. I'm not that interesting. 518 00:38:37,315 --> 00:38:39,977 - Ask and see what happens. - Oh. 519 00:38:40,084 --> 00:38:43,349 - Thank you for doing all of this. - Excuse me. 520 00:38:43,454 --> 00:38:46,855 Otherwise my husband will never believe me. 521 00:38:46,957 --> 00:38:48,857 Sure. 522 00:38:48,959 --> 00:38:50,859 Oh, your boyfriend can be in the picture too. 523 00:38:50,961 --> 00:38:53,623 - He's not my boyfriend. - Oh. 524 00:38:53,731 --> 00:38:56,222 You're such a beautiful young lady. 525 00:38:56,334 --> 00:38:58,495 - Thank you. - And I'm so glad... 526 00:38:58,602 --> 00:39:01,696 that you grew out of that awkward stage. 527 00:39:01,806 --> 00:39:05,207 And your bosom came in very nicely. 528 00:39:05,309 --> 00:39:08,278 - Would you like me to take the picture? - No, no. I've got it. 529 00:39:09,380 --> 00:39:13,180 Oh, that's nice. Yes. Thank you. 530 00:39:13,284 --> 00:39:16,344 Really, don't feel obligated to tell me anything about yourself. 531 00:39:16,454 --> 00:39:19,389 Truthfully, one quick call to the F.B.I. or the C.I.A... 532 00:39:19,490 --> 00:39:21,390 and I can get your blood type, third-grade class picture... 533 00:39:21,492 --> 00:39:23,460 and satellite photos of your ex-girlfriend's homes. 534 00:39:23,561 --> 00:39:27,622 I guess you didn't find anything when you were rifling through my stuff earlier. 535 00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:32,426 We'll take it slow. What is your major? 536 00:39:32,536 --> 00:39:37,803 - Actuarial science. - What actually is actuarial science? 537 00:39:37,908 --> 00:39:39,967 Statistics, probability and assessment of risk. 538 00:39:40,077 --> 00:39:42,409 But more importantly, uh, it's what my dad did. 539 00:39:42,513 --> 00:39:46,050 And what his dad did. So, that's what I'm gonna do. 540 00:39:46,250 --> 00:39:48,980 Samantha! That's them over there across the street! 541 00:39:49,086 --> 00:39:52,055 - Come on. - There they go. Come on! 542 00:39:52,156 --> 00:39:55,091 Please, Sam, one shot. 543 00:40:23,988 --> 00:40:25,979 Hey, is that them? 544 00:40:46,043 --> 00:40:49,206 - Let's do it again. - Just catch your breath. 545 00:40:49,313 --> 00:40:51,213 Come on. 546 00:40:54,385 --> 00:40:56,478 He has a place out here too? 547 00:40:56,587 --> 00:40:58,748 The place used to be the gambling casino. 548 00:40:58,856 --> 00:41:01,086 He likes it there because of the memories. 549 00:41:01,192 --> 00:41:04,719 - The old ancestral home, huh? - Oh, no. 550 00:41:04,829 --> 00:41:08,697 Mr. Murdock wasn't born there, but most of his best friends were killed there. 551 00:41:08,799 --> 00:41:12,826 You know the police used to raid it and everything. 552 00:41:16,106 --> 00:41:18,370 Your face. 553 00:41:18,476 --> 00:41:20,376 No, no, you're all right. 554 00:41:20,478 --> 00:41:23,276 The look you get. It's like... 555 00:41:23,380 --> 00:41:26,872 It's like the first time I rode my bike without training wheels. 556 00:41:26,984 --> 00:41:29,179 It's like you're experiencing everything for the first time. 557 00:41:31,455 --> 00:41:33,423 I am. 558 00:41:35,025 --> 00:41:37,858 - Would you like something? - You need to try this. 559 00:41:37,962 --> 00:41:40,829 Will Fats be surprised? He's expecting us. 560 00:41:40,931 --> 00:41:43,695 - I picked you up an hour early. We have lots of time. 561 00:41:43,801 --> 00:41:46,167 - You get the bags. I'll undress. - Thank you. 562 00:41:46,270 --> 00:41:49,205 Enjoy it. 563 00:41:49,306 --> 00:41:51,536 Uh-uh. 564 00:41:57,848 --> 00:42:02,012 - What are you doing? - A chocolate snack must be poured directly over popcorn. 565 00:42:02,119 --> 00:42:04,553 That way you get that delicious salty sweet mixture... 566 00:42:04,655 --> 00:42:06,885 and a little melted chocolate. 567 00:42:06,991 --> 00:42:09,653 Sometimes you gotta break the rules. 568 00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:12,695 You never know when you're gonna get something inspired. 569 00:42:12,796 --> 00:42:15,128 Well, go on, Mackenzie. Break the rules. 570 00:42:19,236 --> 00:42:21,534 If I had the strength... 571 00:42:27,545 --> 00:42:29,740 Well? 572 00:42:32,750 --> 00:42:34,650 It's disgusting. 573 00:42:38,923 --> 00:42:40,914 I love it. 574 00:42:48,866 --> 00:42:50,857 - Favorite board game? - Clue. Yours? 575 00:42:50,968 --> 00:42:53,095 - Poker. - Favorite season? 576 00:42:53,203 --> 00:42:55,933 Congressional recess. Venus or Serena? 577 00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:59,009 Both. It's a trick question. Favorite dessert? 578 00:43:00,377 --> 00:43:02,277 Dinner menu Thursday. 579 00:43:02,379 --> 00:43:05,644 I know I'm not supposed to say this, but back at the White House... 580 00:43:05,749 --> 00:43:09,185 my friend Joe makes the most sensational soufflé. 581 00:43:09,286 --> 00:43:12,380 Although you really haven't tasted a blintz until you've tasted Petrovich's. 582 00:43:13,691 --> 00:43:15,784 Favorite First Daughter joke? 583 00:43:18,095 --> 00:43:19,995 Must be hard. 584 00:43:21,231 --> 00:43:23,165 It's not so bad. 585 00:43:25,903 --> 00:43:29,600 No, really. It must be hard. 586 00:43:31,842 --> 00:43:33,742 Sometimes it really is. 587 00:43:39,817 --> 00:43:42,012 How do you make a tissue dance? 588 00:43:42,119 --> 00:43:45,088 - No idea. - Put a little boogie into it. 589 00:43:45,189 --> 00:43:47,657 Oh, no, come on. 590 00:44:02,606 --> 00:44:05,541 How do I know this wasn't just a one-time thing? 591 00:44:05,643 --> 00:44:08,203 Probably wasn't even a date. 592 00:44:08,312 --> 00:44:10,212 Let's find out. 593 00:44:14,151 --> 00:44:18,144 "James, bonfire... 594 00:44:18,255 --> 00:44:20,723 "Friday night. 595 00:44:20,824 --> 00:44:23,088 "Be there. 596 00:44:23,193 --> 00:44:25,388 Sam." 597 00:44:31,301 --> 00:44:35,533 One, two, three. 598 00:44:38,709 --> 00:44:40,609 Knights! 599 00:44:40,711 --> 00:44:42,679 Go, Redmond! 600 00:44:42,780 --> 00:44:44,941 Go, Redmond! 601 00:44:45,049 --> 00:44:48,678 Go, Redmond Knights! 602 00:44:48,786 --> 00:44:52,722 Go, Redmond! Go, Redmond! 603 00:44:52,823 --> 00:44:56,919 Go, Redmond... Knights! 604 00:45:00,864 --> 00:45:03,128 Redmond's in the house! 605 00:45:03,233 --> 00:45:07,499 Everybody clap your hands. Yeah, Red! Red! 606 00:45:07,604 --> 00:45:09,936 Yeah, Red! Red! 607 00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:11,940 I know you love a good bonfire, Dylan. 608 00:45:14,411 --> 00:45:16,504 Here's a tip. When you're having a conversation with someone... 609 00:45:16,613 --> 00:45:20,481 it's only polite to let them get a word in. 610 00:45:28,759 --> 00:45:31,922 A lot of folks, they wanna know: What's that one special secret... 611 00:45:32,029 --> 00:45:36,261 - for getting a victory? - Still no James? 612 00:45:37,634 --> 00:45:39,898 Who was I kidding? He's not interested. 613 00:45:40,003 --> 00:45:41,903 He was just taking pity on me. 614 00:45:42,005 --> 00:45:44,064 Give the guy a little leeway. Between your dad... 615 00:45:44,174 --> 00:45:46,404 and your portable set of Men in Black action figures... 616 00:45:46,510 --> 00:45:48,842 the boy's taking on a huge job here. 617 00:45:48,946 --> 00:45:51,005 ...and that's all you people. 618 00:45:53,684 --> 00:45:58,178 On behalf of the Redmond knights, I wanna thank each and every one of you. 619 00:45:58,288 --> 00:46:00,153 What we do on the field would not be possible... 620 00:46:00,257 --> 00:46:01,690 without what you do off the field. 621 00:46:01,792 --> 00:46:03,191 Are you all right? 622 00:46:03,293 --> 00:46:05,989 Okay, I need backup. I really like this guy. 623 00:46:06,096 --> 00:46:09,088 What happened to all the ones you've been kissing since school started? 624 00:46:09,199 --> 00:46:12,327 When I really like a guy, it means I'm not gonna kiss him. 625 00:46:14,938 --> 00:46:17,270 All right. Long story short, we went to school together... 626 00:46:17,374 --> 00:46:20,343 and I've loved him ever since spandex was in. 627 00:46:20,444 --> 00:46:23,140 I asked him to meet me here tonight, but... 628 00:46:23,247 --> 00:46:26,148 I never thought he would. 629 00:46:26,250 --> 00:46:30,949 Your offensive captain, John Young. 630 00:46:32,823 --> 00:46:35,223 Give it up for big Buck Rich on defense. 631 00:46:35,325 --> 00:46:38,453 Hi, Samantha. 632 00:46:39,930 --> 00:46:43,627 Welcome to Redmond. Nice to meet you. 633 00:46:43,734 --> 00:46:45,668 Excuse me. It's always about you, Sam. 634 00:46:45,769 --> 00:46:47,669 Mia, wait. Where you going? 635 00:46:47,771 --> 00:46:50,171 Supposed to hang out. 636 00:46:50,274 --> 00:46:52,367 Hey, I'll see you later, all right? 637 00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:05,020 So, Mia, did you talk to her about rushing yet? 638 00:47:05,122 --> 00:47:07,647 Not yet. 639 00:47:07,758 --> 00:47:09,658 Hey, did you invite her to our party? 640 00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:11,660 You still wanna invite her after what happened at the last one? 641 00:47:11,762 --> 00:47:13,662 Are we supposed to salute or say the Pledge of Allegiance? 642 00:47:13,764 --> 00:47:16,961 Hands off the roommate's personals. Only I can touch 'em. 643 00:47:17,067 --> 00:47:20,730 Dude, can't believe we're partying in, like, Dorm Room One. 644 00:47:20,838 --> 00:47:25,104 "Hey, Mia, what's she like?" "Get to see her naked?" 645 00:47:25,209 --> 00:47:28,178 "Can we all just stand in line to kiss her ass?" 646 00:47:28,278 --> 00:47:32,408 I'm so sick of all things Samantha. 647 00:47:32,516 --> 00:47:35,212 Does she have a boyfriend? She is so hot. 648 00:47:35,319 --> 00:47:38,220 - Oh, yeah. - I don't believe that's any of your business. 649 00:47:47,664 --> 00:47:49,564 What's going on, Mia? 650 00:47:51,735 --> 00:47:54,533 What's going on is this isn't working out. 651 00:47:55,839 --> 00:47:58,137 It's too hard. 652 00:47:59,676 --> 00:48:02,702 Is it that you don't like living with all the attention, Mia? 653 00:48:02,813 --> 00:48:06,874 - Or that you don't like living without it? - Excuse me? 654 00:48:06,984 --> 00:48:09,214 I think you're used to being the center of things. 655 00:48:09,319 --> 00:48:11,446 As a matter of fact, I am. 656 00:48:11,555 --> 00:48:13,716 Naturally. Normally. 657 00:48:13,824 --> 00:48:17,726 What you got going on is a whole lot of genetic limelight. 658 00:48:20,898 --> 00:48:25,426 I think that you're acting really unreasonably right now. 659 00:48:25,535 --> 00:48:28,197 So why don't we just step outside. Maybe calm down. 660 00:48:28,305 --> 00:48:30,535 No, I'm not counting to 10. I'm not writing up some itinerary. 661 00:48:30,641 --> 00:48:33,132 Right here, right now, let's have this out. 662 00:48:33,243 --> 00:48:35,370 And for once, Sam, say something that you wanna say... 663 00:48:35,479 --> 00:48:36,969 and not what someone wrote for you. 664 00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:39,071 Just be you. Whoever that is. 665 00:48:39,182 --> 00:48:41,207 This from a woman who will kiss anyone with lips... 666 00:48:41,318 --> 00:48:44,219 but saves abstinence for the one person she really cares about? 667 00:48:46,323 --> 00:48:48,484 Well, you know what? At least I can admit I'm messed up. 668 00:48:48,592 --> 00:48:51,425 You're so desperate to make everybody like you, you let people use me to get to you... 669 00:48:51,528 --> 00:48:53,792 and then you act like you don't see what's happening. 670 00:48:53,897 --> 00:48:57,389 You let people use you, regardless of whether I am around, Mia. 671 00:48:57,501 --> 00:48:59,264 You make that choice all of the time... 672 00:48:59,369 --> 00:49:02,031 so don't blame your genetically lit roommate. 673 00:49:03,073 --> 00:49:05,439 And don't draw on my parents. 674 00:49:05,542 --> 00:49:07,442 It's not nice. 675 00:49:16,420 --> 00:49:18,911 Oh, my God. 676 00:49:26,663 --> 00:49:29,097 You really shouldn't sleep in that position. 677 00:49:29,199 --> 00:49:31,394 It's bad for your neck. 678 00:49:32,903 --> 00:49:35,701 I deserve it. 679 00:49:35,806 --> 00:49:38,673 I'm the devil. See? 680 00:49:39,977 --> 00:49:42,241 Oh, you are. 681 00:49:42,346 --> 00:49:45,008 I wouldn't wanna be friends with me either. Mm-mmm. 682 00:49:45,115 --> 00:49:47,379 Reduced security or not. 683 00:49:49,152 --> 00:49:51,985 I just have to face it. My life will never be normal. 684 00:49:52,089 --> 00:49:55,354 And what exactly is so bad about that? 685 00:49:58,362 --> 00:50:01,490 The last time I had privacy I was in utero. 686 00:50:01,598 --> 00:50:06,001 Imagine what it's like to have your whole life picked out for you. 687 00:50:08,105 --> 00:50:13,065 Imagine... never being alone and always feeling lonely. 688 00:50:14,478 --> 00:50:16,673 All I ever wanted was to get my key... 689 00:50:16,780 --> 00:50:20,409 get in a beat-up little Volkswagen, and drive off to college. 690 00:50:20,517 --> 00:50:25,045 You think I'm a silly, spoiled kid, completely devoid of gratitude. 691 00:50:26,923 --> 00:50:29,551 Actually, I think I completely understand what you're going through. 692 00:50:29,659 --> 00:50:33,891 - You do? - This one time, I won the class spelling bee. 693 00:50:33,997 --> 00:50:37,763 I couldn't get from point "A" to point "B" without people watching my every move. 694 00:50:37,868 --> 00:50:40,200 I had to avoid the press, the paparazzi. 695 00:50:40,303 --> 00:50:43,568 And the women. My God, the women, Sam. 696 00:50:43,673 --> 00:50:46,141 The number of training bras that were left in my locker... 697 00:50:46,243 --> 00:50:48,905 could fill the support needs of an entire country. 698 00:50:49,012 --> 00:50:51,242 So, listen, about last night. 699 00:50:53,483 --> 00:50:56,941 You're my R.A. It's forbidden. 700 00:50:57,054 --> 00:50:59,113 I get it. 701 00:50:59,222 --> 00:51:01,122 It's actually not just the R.A. thing. 702 00:51:01,224 --> 00:51:04,591 Oh, the other thing. 703 00:51:04,694 --> 00:51:06,992 Most guys have to deal with meeting the dad. 704 00:51:07,097 --> 00:51:09,759 My dates have to charm the commander-in-chief. 705 00:51:09,866 --> 00:51:11,959 Note to fathers worldwide: 706 00:51:12,069 --> 00:51:15,505 In order to keep your daughters from getting any action... 707 00:51:15,605 --> 00:51:17,505 become the president. 708 00:51:19,276 --> 00:51:21,244 You were hoping to get some action? 709 00:51:25,449 --> 00:51:28,577 You need some air? 710 00:51:28,685 --> 00:51:31,711 I think I could use a little air. 711 00:51:34,624 --> 00:51:36,956 I'll just go get changed. 712 00:51:40,897 --> 00:51:42,797 Come on. 713 00:51:50,173 --> 00:51:52,300 Shh. Shh. Shh. 714 00:51:52,409 --> 00:51:54,843 - I got your shoes. Come on. - Oh, thank you. 715 00:51:54,945 --> 00:51:58,073 My dad used to take me to a spot like this. 716 00:52:00,650 --> 00:52:02,982 He would always say that the world was a tough place... 717 00:52:03,086 --> 00:52:07,489 and you needed total self-reliance to survive it. 718 00:52:07,591 --> 00:52:09,491 He must be proud of you. 719 00:52:09,593 --> 00:52:13,029 Yeah, if he was, he definitely wouldn't say so. 720 00:52:18,235 --> 00:52:20,135 Let's say you do please your father... 721 00:52:20,237 --> 00:52:24,606 and you are completely successful and completely self-reliant... 722 00:52:24,708 --> 00:52:27,575 and you know that he's proud of you. 723 00:52:27,677 --> 00:52:29,611 Then what? 724 00:52:32,215 --> 00:52:34,581 It's tough to imagine, right? 725 00:52:34,684 --> 00:52:37,312 Because then you'd actually have to figure out what you want. 726 00:52:38,421 --> 00:52:40,889 You've thought about this before, huh? 727 00:52:42,492 --> 00:52:44,392 Every day of my life. 728 00:52:54,471 --> 00:52:56,371 Excuse me. 729 00:52:59,543 --> 00:53:02,273 - Let's get back in there. - Come on. You all right? 730 00:53:02,379 --> 00:53:04,540 - How do you do that? - What's that? 731 00:53:05,649 --> 00:53:09,745 When I'm with you, I'm just me... Sam. 732 00:53:09,853 --> 00:53:11,753 I'm not the First Daughter. 733 00:53:13,690 --> 00:53:15,749 I really like it. 734 00:53:15,859 --> 00:53:18,020 You're just... 735 00:53:20,130 --> 00:53:22,963 So are you. 736 00:53:23,066 --> 00:53:25,432 All right then, let's get back in there. 737 00:53:25,535 --> 00:53:27,435 You lead. 738 00:53:32,809 --> 00:53:34,401 You beat me. 739 00:53:34,511 --> 00:53:36,445 - Oh, no, I kicked your butt. - Thanks. 740 00:53:36,546 --> 00:53:40,107 - Usually people let me win. - Sam, you will never have to worry about that with me. 741 00:53:40,217 --> 00:53:42,208 Thank you. 742 00:53:42,319 --> 00:53:44,219 Good. 743 00:53:47,057 --> 00:53:50,891 - Will you show me how you did that? - Mm-hmm. Excuse me. 744 00:53:50,994 --> 00:53:53,428 We'll go one more time. Just hers. 745 00:53:56,132 --> 00:53:58,123 - I like your bracelet. - Thanks. 746 00:53:58,235 --> 00:54:00,965 It's from my dad. It's one charm for every continent... 747 00:54:01,071 --> 00:54:03,301 every country and every election he won. 748 00:54:03,406 --> 00:54:05,738 It's for all of our trips together. 749 00:54:05,842 --> 00:54:08,675 - That's cool. Go ahead. - Huh? Oh. 750 00:54:15,885 --> 00:54:19,252 - Oh. - Ah. 751 00:54:19,356 --> 00:54:21,256 Come on, pitcher. Come on! 752 00:54:31,735 --> 00:54:34,260 For your bracelet. 753 00:54:34,371 --> 00:54:37,966 Just the first of all the trips you're gonna take on your own. 754 00:54:57,227 --> 00:54:59,195 Well, this is my stop. 755 00:54:59,296 --> 00:55:02,094 That's your room. 756 00:55:02,198 --> 00:55:04,359 I like it. It's nice. 757 00:55:04,467 --> 00:55:06,765 Spacious for a double. 758 00:55:06,870 --> 00:55:10,499 That's exactly what I said to Mia. 759 00:55:10,607 --> 00:55:12,837 - Well, I had fun. - I had fun. 760 00:55:14,044 --> 00:55:18,538 All right. Well, I guess I should... 761 00:55:18,648 --> 00:55:20,548 Me too. 762 00:55:20,650 --> 00:55:23,949 Well, thank you for tonight. 763 00:55:25,689 --> 00:55:28,089 Good night, Samantha. 764 00:55:28,191 --> 00:55:30,091 Good night. 765 00:55:43,306 --> 00:55:45,365 James? 766 00:56:02,525 --> 00:56:05,619 - Good night. - Good night. 767 00:56:13,570 --> 00:56:17,336 I know you're mad at me right now, but I kissed him. 768 00:56:19,609 --> 00:56:22,476 Oh, sorry. I'll just... 769 00:56:22,579 --> 00:56:25,013 No, Sam, stay. 770 00:56:25,115 --> 00:56:27,345 Really? 771 00:56:27,450 --> 00:56:29,748 Yeah, really? 772 00:56:29,853 --> 00:56:33,550 I really need to hang out with my roommate tonight. 773 00:56:33,656 --> 00:56:36,819 You should go. 774 00:56:36,926 --> 00:56:38,826 All right. 775 00:56:46,736 --> 00:56:48,863 I know I'm hard to live with. 776 00:56:48,972 --> 00:56:50,872 I know you didn't want to be my roommate. 777 00:56:50,974 --> 00:56:53,636 Come with me. 778 00:56:58,381 --> 00:57:00,372 - Hey. - Hi. 779 00:57:00,483 --> 00:57:05,386 Oh, my God. I can't believe it. It's you! You're here in my room. 780 00:57:05,488 --> 00:57:08,855 Sam, allow me to introduce you to our dorm mate... 781 00:57:08,958 --> 00:57:11,324 Linda, of Paterson, New Jersey. 782 00:57:11,428 --> 00:57:14,625 Plays trombone. My original roommate. 783 00:57:14,731 --> 00:57:18,132 - Nice to meet you. - Oh. 784 00:57:18,234 --> 00:57:21,567 Don't... move! 785 00:57:34,751 --> 00:57:38,187 - Wow. - Yeah, wow, right? 786 00:57:38,288 --> 00:57:41,155 Uh, Linda practices four hours a day. 787 00:57:41,257 --> 00:57:44,226 - In her room. - Oh, four. 788 00:57:44,327 --> 00:57:48,491 Isn't that fantastic? 789 00:57:48,598 --> 00:57:51,567 Bulletproof glass is looking pretty good right now. 790 00:57:51,668 --> 00:57:53,568 Yeah, it's looking great. 791 00:57:56,272 --> 00:57:59,730 Are we good? Are we all set, Liz? 792 00:57:59,843 --> 00:58:02,311 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 793 00:58:07,650 --> 00:58:09,845 Mia, I need you to come with me. 794 00:58:09,953 --> 00:58:11,853 I knew you'd change your mind. 795 00:58:11,955 --> 00:58:14,048 Whatever you say. 796 00:58:28,238 --> 00:58:30,206 Anybody up for a study break? 797 00:58:30,306 --> 00:58:32,934 Okay, what's going on? 798 00:58:33,042 --> 00:58:35,772 Sam? 799 00:58:35,879 --> 00:58:38,313 I'm kidnapping you. 800 00:58:39,549 --> 00:58:43,986 Dylan. Mr. Motor Mouth. What's up? 801 00:58:44,087 --> 00:58:47,318 Does he say anything ever? 802 00:58:47,423 --> 00:58:49,323 Come on, Mia. 803 00:58:49,425 --> 00:58:52,053 Please, follow me. 804 00:58:52,161 --> 00:58:55,289 I can't believe I'm on Air Force One. Now, this is a road trip. 805 00:58:55,398 --> 00:58:57,389 Well, you guys have put up with a lot from me... 806 00:58:57,500 --> 00:59:01,027 and I wanted to do something special. 807 00:59:01,137 --> 00:59:04,732 - And who might you be? - This is Charles. 808 00:59:04,841 --> 00:59:07,366 He's here to assist you with anything you may want. 809 00:59:07,477 --> 00:59:11,208 You mean, my every need? My every whim? 810 00:59:11,314 --> 00:59:13,214 Absolutely. 811 00:59:13,316 --> 00:59:16,444 Because I can be whimsical. 812 00:59:16,553 --> 00:59:18,953 - Nice equipment. - Excuse me? 813 00:59:19,055 --> 00:59:20,955 The computers. 814 00:59:22,292 --> 00:59:25,887 - Can you hack into any computer in the world? - Yes. 815 00:59:25,995 --> 00:59:27,963 So that means that, uh, it shouldn't be too hard... 816 00:59:28,064 --> 00:59:29,998 to raise the credit limit on my Neiman's account. 817 00:59:30,099 --> 00:59:32,567 Marjorie is here to help us get ready... 818 00:59:32,669 --> 00:59:34,569 starting with manicures and pedicures. 819 00:59:34,671 --> 00:59:37,231 And then when we land, we'll find something to wear. 820 00:59:37,340 --> 00:59:39,240 - James. - Hi. 821 00:59:39,342 --> 00:59:41,936 Every kind of game imaginable is stacked over here. 822 00:59:42,045 --> 00:59:45,310 It's my dad's own private collection. You can sit down. 823 00:59:49,118 --> 00:59:51,552 I hope this isn't too much. 824 00:59:51,654 --> 00:59:55,385 No. Where we going? 825 00:59:55,491 --> 00:59:57,823 It's a surprise. 826 01:00:04,867 --> 01:00:06,960 This is fine. Thank you. 827 01:00:09,472 --> 01:00:10,905 Can I get you something? 828 01:00:11,007 --> 01:00:14,170 Is this country great or what? 829 01:00:24,287 --> 01:00:27,586 - Hi, Vera. - Hi. 830 01:00:27,690 --> 01:00:29,681 Thank you for doing this on such short notice. 831 01:00:29,792 --> 01:00:32,420 I'm thrilled to do it. Come with me, ladies. 832 01:00:32,528 --> 01:00:35,258 - Just a moment please, ma'am. - James... 833 01:00:35,365 --> 01:00:38,732 I have a feeling you're gonna look great in a tux. 834 01:00:38,835 --> 01:00:42,028 Samantha! Samantha! 835 01:00:42,138 --> 01:00:44,538 - Just one picture, Sam! - Sorry we're late. 836 01:00:44,641 --> 01:00:46,632 - Don't be. - You look lovely. 837 01:00:46,743 --> 01:00:50,110 - Can we get a picture of you, Sam? - Sam, who's your date? 838 01:00:50,213 --> 01:00:52,738 - Who are you wearing? - Samantha, right here. 839 01:00:52,849 --> 01:00:54,749 - Sam, how about a kiss? - Sam. 840 01:00:54,851 --> 01:00:58,878 - Sam, just a second. Over here. Talk to us for just a second. - I was right. 841 01:01:11,801 --> 01:01:16,602 It's beautiful. 842 01:01:16,706 --> 01:01:18,674 Hi. 843 01:01:37,326 --> 01:01:42,855 - Mia and James. - Gotcha. Hey, baby. How are you doin'? 844 01:01:42,965 --> 01:01:45,627 - Good. Hey, Mom. - Beautiful. I'm glad you're here. 845 01:01:47,670 --> 01:01:49,900 Mr. and Mrs. President? Mia Thompson. 846 01:01:50,006 --> 01:01:52,770 - Oh. - The one in the thong? 847 01:01:52,875 --> 01:01:55,935 - Oh. Hey, Mia. How are you doin'? - Hi. 848 01:01:56,045 --> 01:01:58,070 - Mia, would you like a photo? - Oh, yeah. 849 01:02:01,617 --> 01:02:06,884 - Thanks. - Dad, this is James Lamson, my R.A. and my b... 850 01:02:06,989 --> 01:02:10,755 - Mr. President, it's a pleasure to meet you, sir. - Pleasure to meet you, James. 851 01:02:10,860 --> 01:02:14,887 - And my mother. - Mrs. Mackenzie, you're even lovelier in person. 852 01:02:14,997 --> 01:02:16,897 Please, call me Melanie. 853 01:02:16,999 --> 01:02:19,126 Sir, John Armstrong has arrived. 854 01:02:19,235 --> 01:02:21,135 Oh, yeah. Excuse me. 855 01:02:21,237 --> 01:02:23,205 Right this way, sir. 856 01:02:28,077 --> 01:02:29,977 - Mia. - Hi. 857 01:02:30,079 --> 01:02:32,206 - You look lovely tonight. - Thanks. 858 01:02:32,315 --> 01:02:35,614 - We have you seated with some very nice people. - Mmm. Important, I hope. 859 01:02:35,718 --> 01:02:40,382 Sam, can we go talk somewhere? 860 01:02:40,490 --> 01:02:43,982 Sure. 861 01:02:51,067 --> 01:02:54,161 Oh, my goodness. She's beautiful. 862 01:03:12,355 --> 01:03:14,323 - Place your right hand... - What are you doing? 863 01:03:14,423 --> 01:03:16,653 - I'm dancing with you. - No one else is dancing. 864 01:03:16,759 --> 01:03:21,093 And isn't it a shame? Here, on my waist. 865 01:03:21,197 --> 01:03:23,893 - I need a minute alone with you. - And I need your left hand. 866 01:03:31,541 --> 01:03:34,601 - We shouldn't do this. - Why not? 867 01:03:35,711 --> 01:03:38,908 It's a free country. I don't care what he says. 868 01:03:39,015 --> 01:03:41,108 Call out the National Guard. 869 01:03:41,217 --> 01:03:44,948 Nothing is stopping me from dancing with you tonight. 870 01:03:46,088 --> 01:03:51,788 Tonight I am making my own itinerary, and it happens to feel great. 871 01:03:58,668 --> 01:04:01,034 Sam... 872 01:04:01,137 --> 01:04:03,901 - Go away. - Okay. Never mind. 873 01:04:08,211 --> 01:04:11,112 - I'm gonna spin now. - Sam... 874 01:04:54,724 --> 01:04:57,284 We're here to have fun and have a few laughs. 875 01:04:57,393 --> 01:05:01,159 And if I'm lucky, maybe I'll get to dance with my beautiful wife, Melanie. 876 01:05:01,264 --> 01:05:03,164 - What do you think, Mel? - You are so lucky. 877 01:05:03,266 --> 01:05:06,793 Have a good time tonight. 878 01:05:16,946 --> 01:05:19,881 Hey, Sam... Vanuatu really a country? 879 01:05:19,982 --> 01:05:21,950 'Cause this boy told me he's the ambassador. 880 01:05:25,154 --> 01:05:28,351 You are as beautiful as my country. 881 01:05:28,457 --> 01:05:31,449 - Samantha, a few questions, this way. - Sam... Samantha... 882 01:05:31,560 --> 01:05:34,120 What do you feel about your father's domestic policy... 883 01:05:34,230 --> 01:05:35,663 and how does it affect you? 884 01:05:35,765 --> 01:05:37,665 Is your education hurt by it? 885 01:05:37,767 --> 01:05:40,861 I think my father's administration gives a great deal of attention to its... 886 01:05:40,970 --> 01:05:42,938 You know he's a fraud. 887 01:05:46,575 --> 01:05:49,305 Take his college tuition tax exemption initiative. 888 01:05:49,412 --> 01:05:52,313 - Your dad is a fraud. - Yeah, your daddy's a fraud. 889 01:05:52,415 --> 01:05:54,406 Hey, back off, man. 890 01:05:54,517 --> 01:05:57,418 - There are a lot of protesters here. Have you talked to... 891 01:05:57,520 --> 01:06:01,251 - keep going. Stay with the shot. 892 01:06:01,357 --> 01:06:03,757 Emergency motorcade! Lucky Charm on the way! 893 01:06:07,196 --> 01:06:09,096 Stay with me! 894 01:06:09,198 --> 01:06:12,190 - What about Mia? - They'll take care of her. 895 01:06:12,301 --> 01:06:15,930 - Go! Go! - Lucky Charm is at location six. 896 01:06:19,875 --> 01:06:22,935 - Roger that. - We're takin' her home. 897 01:06:24,347 --> 01:06:26,577 Lucky Charm secure. 898 01:07:07,490 --> 01:07:09,458 - You okay? - Don't. 899 01:07:11,660 --> 01:07:14,128 Was there anybody who didn't know except for me? 900 01:07:14,230 --> 01:07:17,290 I feel so humiliated. 901 01:07:19,869 --> 01:07:23,236 Do you know that every day I get... 902 01:07:23,339 --> 01:07:28,436 at least a half a dozen threats against you... every day? 903 01:07:28,544 --> 01:07:33,106 As your father, I couldn't live with myself if something ever happened to you. 904 01:07:34,216 --> 01:07:36,684 As a president... 905 01:07:36,786 --> 01:07:41,155 this country can't afford to have anything happen to you right now. 906 01:07:43,225 --> 01:07:47,594 What could I do, Sam? What choice did I have? 907 01:07:49,265 --> 01:07:53,065 You had the choice to be honest with me. 908 01:07:53,169 --> 01:07:57,936 You had the choice not to lie to me... as my father and as the president. 909 01:08:00,543 --> 01:08:02,909 Oh, man. 910 01:08:10,719 --> 01:08:15,053 Hon, I know you thought he was your friend. 911 01:08:16,459 --> 01:08:19,986 If you want, we can replace him. 912 01:08:22,665 --> 01:08:24,394 Won't he lose his job? 913 01:08:24,500 --> 01:08:27,628 He'll be transferred from First Family detail, but no. 914 01:08:27,736 --> 01:08:30,671 No... Find another position. 915 01:08:30,773 --> 01:08:33,003 But not the right position. 916 01:08:33,109 --> 01:08:34,974 He's in line to work for me. 917 01:08:35,077 --> 01:08:37,739 And, yeah, that's where most agents want to end up. 918 01:08:46,622 --> 01:08:48,613 No. He can stay. 919 01:08:50,659 --> 01:08:53,219 I really hope someday you understand this. 920 01:08:55,030 --> 01:08:56,998 I do. 921 01:08:59,301 --> 01:09:01,895 That is what is so disappointing. 922 01:09:09,812 --> 01:09:13,509 I thought I'd finally found someone who'd like me for me. 923 01:09:13,616 --> 01:09:16,483 So how do you know his feelings for you weren't real? 924 01:09:18,587 --> 01:09:23,183 - He was just doing his job. - That's crap. He wanted you. 925 01:09:23,292 --> 01:09:27,058 Watch. Go back and act like nothing happened. 926 01:09:27,163 --> 01:09:29,188 Better yet, date somebody. 927 01:09:29,298 --> 01:09:32,358 There's nothing a man wants more than something he can't have. 928 01:09:44,213 --> 01:09:46,113 - Hey, there's Samantha. - Hey, Sam. 929 01:09:46,215 --> 01:09:48,183 Hey, Samantha. 930 01:09:57,760 --> 01:10:00,058 - Sam. - James. 931 01:10:02,264 --> 01:10:04,164 I just wanted to thank you. 932 01:10:04,266 --> 01:10:06,632 I crossed a line, and you could have had me fired for that... 933 01:10:06,735 --> 01:10:09,169 and I just wanted to say that I appreciate it. 934 01:10:12,041 --> 01:10:14,009 Hey, Sam. 935 01:10:15,411 --> 01:10:18,608 Sam, I'm really sorry that I had to deceive you. 936 01:10:18,714 --> 01:10:21,774 We're all living Pinocchios, right? 937 01:10:45,841 --> 01:10:48,275 I'm here for my birth control appointment. 938 01:10:48,377 --> 01:10:50,277 - Uh, Miss Mackenzie? - Yes. 939 01:10:50,379 --> 01:10:52,939 - It's not really for me. - Uh-huh. 940 01:10:53,048 --> 01:10:55,608 - I'm trying to make this guy jealous. - Of course. 941 01:10:55,718 --> 01:10:59,484 No. Seriously. 942 01:10:59,588 --> 01:11:02,989 Okay. How do you make a tissue dance? 943 01:11:03,092 --> 01:11:04,992 You put a little boogie into it. 944 01:11:15,738 --> 01:11:19,265 Okay. I'm beginning to regret the outfit choice. 945 01:11:19,375 --> 01:11:22,401 Who was I kidding? I can't pull this off. 946 01:11:22,511 --> 01:11:26,572 - Is it even working? - You got yourself into this. You're gonna follow through. 947 01:11:26,682 --> 01:11:29,207 - Hey, ladies. Lookin' good. - You're right. 948 01:11:29,318 --> 01:11:33,186 - 'S'up? - Besides, I have a date expecting me. 949 01:11:33,289 --> 01:11:35,814 - What's his name again? - Frank. 950 01:11:38,294 --> 01:11:41,457 Can I speak frankly, Frank? 951 01:11:43,098 --> 01:11:48,536 The life of the college student is really growing on me. 952 01:11:48,637 --> 01:11:53,574 - And furthermore, you're really growing on me. - Thanks. 953 01:11:53,676 --> 01:11:55,507 Bock, from Lamson. She's wasted. 954 01:11:55,611 --> 01:12:00,048 - Is my date a babe or what? - Yeah, I guess so. 955 01:12:01,150 --> 01:12:02,947 We're federal agents. This is illegal. 956 01:12:05,521 --> 01:12:07,989 Be advised, it's my responsibility. 957 01:12:08,090 --> 01:12:12,117 Let's cut the chatter. 958 01:12:12,227 --> 01:12:14,627 We're movin'. 959 01:12:18,500 --> 01:12:21,936 Check it out. 960 01:12:28,711 --> 01:12:31,908 Ah! 961 01:12:40,189 --> 01:12:44,455 Bock, do something. This is too much. Sam, what are you doing? 962 01:12:44,560 --> 01:12:46,960 Whoo! 963 01:12:49,398 --> 01:12:51,366 Ohh! 964 01:12:56,605 --> 01:12:58,869 Put me down, James. I'm not four years old. 965 01:12:58,974 --> 01:13:00,942 Put me down. I can walk. 966 01:13:01,043 --> 01:13:02,476 Yeah. The thing is, you can't. 967 01:13:02,578 --> 01:13:04,512 So why don't you just let me help you, Samantha? 968 01:13:04,613 --> 01:13:07,207 Why should I trust you? 969 01:13:07,316 --> 01:13:10,251 You lied to me. You made me like you. 970 01:13:10,352 --> 01:13:12,286 Why are you a Secret Service agent? 971 01:13:12,388 --> 01:13:15,846 Honestly, right now I'm just tryin' to get through this and do my job. 972 01:13:15,958 --> 01:13:20,019 - Which, by the way, you're making very difficult. - Oh. Really? 973 01:13:22,631 --> 01:13:27,034 Why are you doin' this, Sam? This isn't you. 974 01:13:31,373 --> 01:13:34,274 Whoo! This is me, James... 975 01:13:34,376 --> 01:13:38,472 me without you. 976 01:14:04,973 --> 01:14:06,873 What was that? 977 01:14:08,677 --> 01:14:10,577 I was just sayin' good night. 978 01:14:10,679 --> 01:14:15,139 What is this? Is this some kind of game to you, James? 979 01:14:15,250 --> 01:14:18,048 - No. - You don't have to pretend anymore. 980 01:14:18,153 --> 01:14:20,053 You're an amazing girl. 981 01:14:20,155 --> 01:14:24,592 Would you stop it? Just stop lying to me. 982 01:14:24,693 --> 01:14:28,151 What could I have given you, Sam? I don't have anything to offer you. 983 01:14:28,263 --> 01:14:30,231 You're the president's daughter, for Chrissake. 984 01:14:30,332 --> 01:14:32,766 I've spent... 985 01:14:32,868 --> 01:14:36,668 almost my entire life with people smiling at me... 986 01:14:36,772 --> 01:14:40,833 and laughing at my jokes and telling me how special I am... 987 01:14:40,943 --> 01:14:46,006 and how great I am and how nice and smart. 988 01:14:46,114 --> 01:14:49,709 And right now I don't know if any of that was true. 989 01:14:51,119 --> 01:14:54,953 Maybe it was all some kind of an act. I don't know. 990 01:14:56,859 --> 01:15:02,126 What if I was different? What if I was just like everybody else, James? 991 01:15:04,800 --> 01:15:06,700 How would you feel about me then? 992 01:15:08,670 --> 01:15:11,230 You just don't get it. Things aren't different. 993 01:15:11,340 --> 01:15:14,798 What if they were? I think you owe me at least this. 994 01:15:17,513 --> 01:15:22,314 Forget image. 995 01:15:22,417 --> 01:15:24,851 Forget politics. Forget... 996 01:15:26,221 --> 01:15:30,123 Forget everything else but who I am right now in here. 997 01:15:35,831 --> 01:15:37,731 If things were different. 998 01:15:39,401 --> 01:15:41,369 If things were different... 999 01:15:43,305 --> 01:15:45,773 I'd still follow you around all the time... 1000 01:15:47,943 --> 01:15:52,903 because I wanted to, not because I had to. 1001 01:15:58,654 --> 01:16:01,350 Good night, Sam. 1002 01:16:10,499 --> 01:16:12,467 She's not up yet. 1003 01:16:18,240 --> 01:16:20,140 She's not here. 1004 01:16:23,812 --> 01:16:26,679 Hello. You have reached Moviefone. 1005 01:16:26,782 --> 01:16:30,809 If you know the name of the movie you'd like to watch, stay on the line. 1006 01:16:30,919 --> 01:16:32,887 Sorry about all the calls. 1007 01:16:32,988 --> 01:16:35,821 Don't worry about it. 1008 01:16:35,924 --> 01:16:40,623 You know, you are quite the photogenic young lady. I would kill for your ass. 1009 01:16:42,998 --> 01:16:45,193 And Frankie likes it a lot. 1010 01:16:49,438 --> 01:16:50,996 Take a number, buddy. 1011 01:16:51,106 --> 01:16:53,904 Oh. Hey, Liz. 1012 01:16:54,009 --> 01:16:56,569 You have to take this one. 1013 01:17:01,116 --> 01:17:04,244 - Hi. - Sam, your father is extremely disappointed. 1014 01:17:04,353 --> 01:17:06,321 Is there anything else we need to know? 1015 01:17:06,421 --> 01:17:08,855 It was just one night, Liz... 1016 01:17:08,957 --> 01:17:13,360 one very... bad night. 1017 01:17:13,462 --> 01:17:16,329 I don't wanna know about your night. I wanna know about your boyfriend. 1018 01:17:16,431 --> 01:17:19,229 What are you talking about? Just put him on. 1019 01:17:19,334 --> 01:17:22,269 - Sir, she wants to talk to you. - I don't wanna talk to her. 1020 01:17:22,371 --> 01:17:24,862 - She went too far this time. Send in the media rep. - Yes, sir. 1021 01:17:24,973 --> 01:17:26,873 He doesn't want to talk to you, Sam. 1022 01:17:26,975 --> 01:17:30,274 He's there right now, isn't he? I can hear him. 1023 01:17:30,379 --> 01:17:34,406 - Really, he doesn't. Bye. - I think he's got some good ideas. 1024 01:17:34,516 --> 01:17:36,484 Sam. 1025 01:17:41,990 --> 01:17:44,254 James. 1026 01:17:49,264 --> 01:17:51,732 - Who are you? - I'm Agent Dryer, ma'am. 1027 01:17:51,833 --> 01:17:54,233 Mr. Lamson is no longer on this detail. 1028 01:18:07,215 --> 01:18:10,013 So, what does it mean? 1029 01:18:11,153 --> 01:18:13,121 Anyone? 1030 01:18:15,190 --> 01:18:17,158 Anyone? 1031 01:18:18,860 --> 01:18:22,762 At the end of the day, the prince is... is what? 1032 01:18:22,864 --> 01:18:26,231 - Just a prince. - Go on. 1033 01:18:27,869 --> 01:18:31,930 Didn't matter how much he trusted or gave of himself... 1034 01:18:32,040 --> 01:18:34,702 or his possessions. 1035 01:18:34,810 --> 01:18:40,749 At the end of the day, the prince is and will always be... 1036 01:18:44,720 --> 01:18:46,688 just a prince. 1037 01:18:49,391 --> 01:18:52,827 He'll always be different. 1038 01:18:52,928 --> 01:18:55,192 After Samantha Mackenzie's table dance last night... 1039 01:18:55,297 --> 01:18:58,027 - a shroud of embarrassment surrounds the White House today. 1040 01:18:58,133 --> 01:19:01,569 Let's go live to Jeff Michael as he tells us more about her alleged affair. 1041 01:19:01,670 --> 01:19:03,638 The White House has no comment regarding... 1042 01:19:03,739 --> 01:19:05,934 a jealous brawl involving Samantha Mackenzie... 1043 01:19:06,041 --> 01:19:08,942 nor do they have anything to say about her alleged relationship... 1044 01:19:09,044 --> 01:19:10,944 with one of her Secret Service agents. 1045 01:19:11,046 --> 01:19:12,946 Reporting live from Redmond University... 1046 01:19:52,788 --> 01:19:56,053 What are you doing here? 1047 01:19:56,158 --> 01:19:58,183 Well, the question on my mind, Samantha, is: 1048 01:19:58,293 --> 01:19:59,726 What have you been doing here? 1049 01:20:01,329 --> 01:20:04,355 Been a three-point drop in the polls... 1050 01:20:04,466 --> 01:20:06,730 since your little table dance. 1051 01:20:09,638 --> 01:20:11,538 Is it that bad? 1052 01:20:11,640 --> 01:20:14,905 You've gotta know that we are in the race of our lives. 1053 01:20:16,011 --> 01:20:18,411 We were elected to set an example. 1054 01:20:18,513 --> 01:20:24,281 They expect more of us. That's the life we've chosen. 1055 01:20:24,386 --> 01:20:26,854 I didn't choose anything, Mom. 1056 01:20:26,955 --> 01:20:30,891 And I didn't run for anything. Nobody elected me, remember? 1057 01:20:30,992 --> 01:20:35,452 Like it or not, chosen or not... 1058 01:20:35,564 --> 01:20:38,727 you are the daughter of the president of the United States. 1059 01:20:38,834 --> 01:20:44,363 Your father and I need you. Now, we need to be the First Family. 1060 01:20:44,472 --> 01:20:47,032 You want me to leave school? 1061 01:20:50,145 --> 01:20:54,639 When President Harding was elected, Florence Harding said... 1062 01:20:54,749 --> 01:20:59,948 "Warren, I got you the presidency. Now what are you gonna do with it?" 1063 01:21:01,289 --> 01:21:04,725 So, let's get your father the presidency... again... 1064 01:21:04,826 --> 01:21:06,726 see what he does with it. 1065 01:21:07,829 --> 01:21:10,059 It's his time. 1066 01:21:11,166 --> 01:21:13,066 You're asking me to join the campaign? 1067 01:21:13,168 --> 01:21:16,331 Mm-mmm. I'm not asking. 1068 01:22:59,975 --> 01:23:01,943 Good evening, miss. 1069 01:23:06,781 --> 01:23:08,942 I guess you heard, Samantha Mackenzie raising money... 1070 01:23:09,050 --> 01:23:11,678 for her dad's reelection one dollar at a time. 1071 01:23:11,786 --> 01:23:15,688 Yes, ladies and gentlemen. That's... That's the big story. 1072 01:23:15,790 --> 01:23:17,587 Here's the best part. The Secret Service agent... 1073 01:23:17,692 --> 01:23:20,627 who knocked out the guy at the bar where Samantha was stripping... 1074 01:23:20,729 --> 01:23:23,289 Turns out, that Secret Service agent is her boyfriend. 1075 01:23:23,398 --> 01:23:25,298 Ooh! 1076 01:23:25,400 --> 01:23:28,699 And with the help of hard workin' people like you, we can win this thing. 1077 01:23:28,803 --> 01:23:32,204 Thank you, Motor City! 1078 01:23:32,307 --> 01:23:36,801 Mackenzie! Mackenzie! 1079 01:23:36,911 --> 01:23:41,814 We're here to discuss your proposed removal as a disciplinary action. 1080 01:23:41,916 --> 01:23:44,749 Your record is exceptional, but looking at this report... 1081 01:23:44,853 --> 01:23:47,913 I have my doubts about your ability to continue as an agent. 1082 01:23:48,023 --> 01:23:50,082 I understand. 1083 01:23:50,191 --> 01:23:53,092 So please tell this panel why we should allow you to continue as an agent. 1084 01:23:54,863 --> 01:23:56,763 My father was an agent. 1085 01:23:56,865 --> 01:24:00,995 - And my grandfather was before... - But they're not the ones under review here. You are. 1086 01:24:01,102 --> 01:24:05,129 And if you had a different father or grand- father, you wouldn't have this opportunity. 1087 01:24:07,475 --> 01:24:11,172 You know, as a little kid... 1088 01:24:11,279 --> 01:24:15,807 I always dreamt about standing on the sidelines of history, protecting others... 1089 01:24:15,917 --> 01:24:19,182 maybe even the president himself. 1090 01:24:19,287 --> 01:24:25,157 Well, I had the opportunity to protect a pretty remarkable person. 1091 01:24:25,260 --> 01:24:28,195 Do you have anything to say to defend your actions? 1092 01:24:28,296 --> 01:24:30,355 You trained me to expect the unexpected. 1093 01:24:30,465 --> 01:24:35,095 And I tried... not to feel anything. I tried to keep my distance... 1094 01:24:35,203 --> 01:24:37,103 but I... 1095 01:24:38,206 --> 01:24:41,972 fell deeper... and deeper. 1096 01:24:42,077 --> 01:24:45,376 If having those feelings means losing my job... 1097 01:24:45,480 --> 01:24:47,277 then that's a loss I am prepared to take. 1098 01:24:49,117 --> 01:24:54,953 You and I know that mistakes made in our line of work could mean someone's life. 1099 01:24:56,057 --> 01:24:57,957 So I'm sorry. 1100 01:24:58,059 --> 01:25:01,620 You'll be on suspension pending your removal... 1101 01:25:01,729 --> 01:25:04,721 and you should start to think about other alternatives. 1102 01:25:10,004 --> 01:25:13,405 ...his humor, his charisma. 1103 01:25:13,508 --> 01:25:15,601 Have we confirmed these numbers? 1104 01:25:15,710 --> 01:25:18,235 And did she sign for them? 1105 01:25:18,346 --> 01:25:21,440 - Well, the only thing... - Well, that's why we chose this venue. 1106 01:25:21,549 --> 01:25:23,881 - New Hampshire worked, right? - We're not in New Hampshire anymore. 1107 01:25:23,985 --> 01:25:27,944 - Most people want to hear about foreign markets. - Pardon me. 1108 01:25:29,891 --> 01:25:32,792 - Hey. How are you doin'? - Good. 1109 01:25:32,894 --> 01:25:34,862 You okay? 1110 01:25:39,734 --> 01:25:41,964 Sam... 1111 01:25:42,070 --> 01:25:43,970 you're unhappy. 1112 01:25:44,072 --> 01:25:47,200 I get it. But if you're going to be here, be here. 1113 01:25:47,308 --> 01:25:49,242 Because there's a lot at stake... 1114 01:25:49,344 --> 01:25:52,939 and I really need you to act like a grown-up right now. 1115 01:25:53,047 --> 01:25:56,642 Obviously, I understand there is a lot at stake, Dad. 1116 01:25:56,751 --> 01:26:00,551 I have been standing by your side with Mom my entire life. 1117 01:26:00,655 --> 01:26:02,623 That's why I came home. 1118 01:26:02,724 --> 01:26:06,091 You don't have to tell me how important it is to be with the people you love. 1119 01:26:06,194 --> 01:26:12,030 I am here. If you want me to be a grown-up, then you have to allow it. 1120 01:26:22,043 --> 01:26:25,137 - What's goin' on with Sam? - Uh... 1121 01:26:25,246 --> 01:26:28,147 - What is it? - Well... 1122 01:26:28,249 --> 01:26:31,741 remember when she was little and she found that frog... 1123 01:26:31,853 --> 01:26:33,411 and we wouldn't let her keep it... 1124 01:26:33,521 --> 01:26:39,391 and she got that really stubborn little... unbelievably cute look on her face? 1125 01:26:41,196 --> 01:26:44,495 - Yes. - She just made that face again. 1126 01:26:46,501 --> 01:26:50,267 Man. Here I am about to go onstage... 1127 01:26:50,371 --> 01:26:52,737 she puts her old man in his place. 1128 01:26:54,409 --> 01:26:57,572 - Really? - Yeah. Really. 1129 01:26:58,613 --> 01:27:00,979 And? 1130 01:27:01,082 --> 01:27:03,050 And, uh... 1131 01:27:05,220 --> 01:27:08,019 - I dunno. Good for her. - Will someone get the president? 1132 01:27:08,122 --> 01:27:10,522 It's time to go, Mr. President. - Ready? 1133 01:27:11,626 --> 01:27:13,992 Let's go. 1134 01:27:14,095 --> 01:27:16,563 And as for our president, he's gonna do the same thing... 1135 01:27:16,664 --> 01:27:20,498 - to this country that she's done to her family... embarrass it. 1136 01:27:29,811 --> 01:27:33,474 With all due respect, now that we’ve just taken direct hits... 1137 01:27:33,581 --> 01:27:35,606 on the domestic agenda, and it's the last push before the election... 1138 01:27:35,717 --> 01:27:38,481 It's too late to change our position. I don't think we should address it. 1139 01:27:38,586 --> 01:27:40,383 What do you think, Sam? 1140 01:27:41,656 --> 01:27:44,318 - I don't really have an opinion, Dad. - Really? 1141 01:27:45,560 --> 01:27:47,460 Are you sure? 1142 01:27:49,297 --> 01:27:55,133 Well, I don't know what could be more important than home. 1143 01:27:58,773 --> 01:28:01,333 Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States. 1144 01:28:01,442 --> 01:28:03,069 Thanks. 1145 01:28:08,416 --> 01:28:10,384 - Mr. President. - Mr. President. 1146 01:28:10,485 --> 01:28:11,918 Afternoon, folks. 1147 01:28:23,031 --> 01:28:25,499 Thought you might want a snack. 1148 01:28:28,736 --> 01:28:30,636 Made it myself. 1149 01:28:32,707 --> 01:28:37,906 - Dad. - Okay, I had that cake made myself. 1150 01:28:47,689 --> 01:28:49,748 How are you doin'? 1151 01:28:51,793 --> 01:28:54,728 - Dad? - Yeah. 1152 01:28:54,829 --> 01:28:57,297 I need you to make sure that James is okay. 1153 01:29:00,702 --> 01:29:04,832 He's a good agent. I'll see what I can do. 1154 01:29:04,939 --> 01:29:07,601 Thank you. 1155 01:29:10,845 --> 01:29:12,745 Did you love him? 1156 01:29:16,050 --> 01:29:18,985 I loved who I got to be with him. 1157 01:29:20,388 --> 01:29:25,451 Even though I didn't do anything amazing, for me it was. 1158 01:29:28,296 --> 01:29:32,858 I felt like I... knew myself for the first time. 1159 01:29:35,536 --> 01:29:37,436 Love? 1160 01:29:39,507 --> 01:29:41,907 That too. 1161 01:29:42,009 --> 01:29:44,842 That's what I thought. 1162 01:29:47,048 --> 01:29:49,744 And... reelected to a second term... 1163 01:29:49,851 --> 01:29:51,842 President John Mackenzie. 1164 01:29:51,953 --> 01:29:57,016 - Thank you very much. God bless the U.S.A. - We love you, Mac! 1165 01:30:04,766 --> 01:30:10,705 Recently, this... really fine young woman... 1166 01:30:12,640 --> 01:30:16,235 pointed out to me the importance of home. 1167 01:30:16,344 --> 01:30:22,180 And, uh, for the next four years, this administration... 1168 01:30:22,283 --> 01:30:26,481 is going to find its way back there, starting now. 1169 01:30:26,587 --> 01:30:29,055 Thank you. 1170 01:30:31,959 --> 01:30:33,859 It's your time. 1171 01:30:38,065 --> 01:30:40,727 - The next dance is for you and me. - Okay. 1172 01:30:42,737 --> 01:30:45,228 What do you think of your father's policies now, Samantha? 1173 01:30:45,339 --> 01:30:47,307 I have my own policies to think about. 1174 01:31:04,459 --> 01:31:07,485 - It was a nice speech. - Thanks. 1175 01:31:21,309 --> 01:31:24,574 Dad, one thing you always taught me... 1176 01:31:24,679 --> 01:31:29,275 was to make sure that I'm always at home, no matter what anyone else thinks. 1177 01:31:29,383 --> 01:31:32,250 It has to include you. 1178 01:32:14,362 --> 01:32:16,830 We all deserve a second chance. 1179 01:32:16,931 --> 01:32:19,525 It's okay. 1180 01:32:25,506 --> 01:32:27,406 Give me your left hand. 1181 01:32:27,508 --> 01:32:29,772 What are you doing? 1182 01:32:29,877 --> 01:32:33,506 Dancing with you. On my shoulder. 1183 01:32:35,783 --> 01:32:38,479 We shouldn't. We can't. 1184 01:32:38,586 --> 01:32:41,316 Try not to lead this time, okay? 1185 01:34:07,675 --> 01:34:09,643 I, uh... 1186 01:34:11,946 --> 01:34:14,779 believe this is yours. 1187 01:34:14,915 --> 01:34:18,112 It'll take you on your next trip. 1188 01:34:18,219 --> 01:34:20,779 Even included the cooler. 1189 01:34:20,888 --> 01:34:23,413 We did everything to your exact specifications. 1190 01:34:29,830 --> 01:34:33,561 - Thank you, James. - Thank you. 1191 01:34:33,668 --> 01:34:36,193 Bye, Sam. 1192 01:34:38,673 --> 01:34:40,641 Now, go try to break a few rules, huh? 1193 01:34:44,345 --> 01:34:46,677 You try to keep some. 1194 01:35:37,898 --> 01:35:39,866 - Forget something? - Yeah. 1195 01:36:02,523 --> 01:36:05,151 I just forgot my purse. 1196 01:36:14,802 --> 01:36:18,602 - Take good care of him. - I will. 1197 01:36:20,241 --> 01:36:22,573 Just getting back on duty now. 1198 01:36:26,313 --> 01:36:28,679 I'm just getting off duty now. 1199 01:37:06,754 --> 01:37:10,281 - I hear she'll be home for spring break. - Hmm? 1200 01:37:11,392 --> 01:37:13,360 Just so you know. 1201 01:37:15,963 --> 01:37:19,694 - You ready to stand on the sidelines of history? 1202 01:37:19,800 --> 01:37:22,132 Yeah. You? 1203 01:37:22,236 --> 01:37:24,761 - POTUS moving. - Yeah. 1204 01:37:24,872 --> 01:37:28,239 Just make sure you don't fall in love with this one. 1205 01:38:18,626 --> 01:38:23,689 Once upon a time, underneath the magic of the night sky... 1206 01:38:23,797 --> 01:38:28,564 a brazen little girl grew up in a white house. 1207 01:38:28,669 --> 01:38:31,103 - It wasn't until she left that house, however... 1208 01:38:31,205 --> 01:38:34,140 that she truly found home. 1209 01:38:34,241 --> 01:38:39,975 College-bound till spring, she'll be back when the cherry blossoms bloom again. 1210 01:38:40,080 --> 01:38:44,380 With romance in the air, James will be there. 1211 01:38:44,485 --> 01:38:46,453 But that's another story. 1212 01:42:03,217 --> 01:42:05,708 Yeah.