1
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I may have to jerk it
before we even get there.

2
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Not near me, please.

3
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Let me see.

4
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Who throws a party
when his wife leaves him

5
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on their honeymoon?

6
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Vince does.
And why wouldn't he?

7
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I hope that's what
my next honeymoon's like.

8
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Vince.

9
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Yo. Come in.

10
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Hey.

11
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Your friends are here.

12
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Really? Ah, I didn't
think they'd come.

13
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What?

14
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Let them wait.

15
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I just got out
of a failed marriage.

16
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You're gonna have to give me
at least a few hours.

17
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Okay. A few.

18
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Hey, boys!

19
00:02:16,403 --> 00:02:17,469
Hey, baby bro!

20
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Welcome.
What's up?

21
00:02:18,739 --> 00:02:20,139
I told you guys
you didn't have to come.

22
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Yeah, we were in Paris
anyway.

23
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We wanted to make sure
there wasn't

24
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a Natalie wood-type situation
you needed coverin' up.

25
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Aw, I appreciate it.
Thanks.

26
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E did kinda hesitate
when we asked him

27
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if he would help
with that sort of thing.

28
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Jerk-off.
We thought you were alone!
I was.

29
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Where'd you find
all the hotties?

30
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It's Ibiza, Turtle.
They found<i> me.</i>

31
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Come on.

32
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I like Ibiza, bro.

33
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We'll be right back.

34
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Right back.
Nobody leaves.

35
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Except<i> you.</i>
You can go.

36
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So, what happened?
Just wasn't workin'.

37
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After nine days?
Sometimes you just know.

38
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We all knew
when you were sayin' "I do."

39
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I know, I know.
I made a mistake.

40
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But it's not like it was the
shortest marriage in Hollywood history.

41
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No. Britney Spears.
Two days. I looked it up.

42
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Thank you,
Turtle.

43
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All right.
So, what now?

44
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Easy. We're gonna
get it annulled.

45
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Trust me,
it's all good.

46
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And she agrees?

47
00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:02,981
She said it first.

48
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I mean, we're lying there
looking at each other,

49
00:03:04,318 --> 00:03:05,717
and we didn't
have a thing to say.

50
00:03:05,719 --> 00:03:06,652
Who<i> does?</i>

51
00:03:06,654 --> 00:03:09,188
And I'm thinkin',
"what did I do?"

52
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And then<i> she</i> said it.

53
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And then she just left?

54
00:03:11,859 --> 00:03:14,126
No, we had sex first,
agreed to be friends,

55
00:03:14,128 --> 00:03:16,295
and then went to sleep, and
when I woke up, she was gone.

56
00:03:16,297 --> 00:03:18,397
She left this note.

57
00:03:18,399 --> 00:03:19,631
What's it say?

58
00:03:19,633 --> 00:03:20,899
You're not
gonna believe it.

59
00:03:20,901 --> 00:03:23,168
"I read the script
for your next movie.

60
00:03:23,170 --> 00:03:24,469
You're better than this."

61
00:03:26,072 --> 00:03:27,406
They're doing
another rewrite.

62
00:03:27,408 --> 00:03:29,174
Yeah, well, I read it again.
She's right.

63
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It sucks.
Let's get out of it.

64
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The movie starts shooting next month.
I know.

65
00:03:32,646 --> 00:03:34,546
But I realized this whole
rushing into marriage thing

66
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is because
I'm searching for something.

67
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Something meaningful.

68
00:03:37,851 --> 00:03:39,551
I really need to do
something different.

69
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Different than anything
I've ever done before.

70
00:03:41,388 --> 00:03:43,388
Yeah,
me, too, bro.

71
00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:44,923
Ari says
he's got somethin'.

72
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Ari's retired.

73
00:03:47,594 --> 00:03:49,828
Isn't he?

74
00:03:52,165 --> 00:03:54,366
Fax? Fax. Fax.

75
00:03:54,368 --> 00:03:58,604
I'm sorry.
I can't print, scan or E-mail
'cause there's no Internet-o.

76
00:03:59,739 --> 00:04:01,673
I need
to get back to civilization.

77
00:04:01,675 --> 00:04:03,575
Honey, can you
take any longer to pack?

78
00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:06,912
Ari, do not push me,
or I'll change my mind again.

79
00:04:06,914 --> 00:04:08,880
I wouldn't push her,
Dad.

80
00:04:11,518 --> 00:04:13,118
Vinnie Chase.
Ari Gold!

81
00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:16,755
Vegas odds had your retirement
lasting longer than my marriage.

82
00:04:16,757 --> 00:04:19,458
Well, good thing
that I bet big against both.

83
00:04:19,460 --> 00:04:21,026
You okay?
Yeah, I'm okay.

84
00:04:21,028 --> 00:04:22,394
And you?

85
00:04:22,396 --> 00:04:24,062
How'd you get the wife
to let you go back to work?

86
00:04:24,064 --> 00:04:25,931
Once she realized that
she couldn't understand what

87
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the real housewives of Milan
were saying, she<i> begged</i> to go.

88
00:04:27,935 --> 00:04:30,435
Ari. I'm not going
back to work, Vinnie.

89
00:04:30,437 --> 00:04:32,037
I am going back to be
the king of Hollywood,

90
00:04:32,039 --> 00:04:34,273
but I agreed to live
by all of my queen's rules.

91
00:04:34,275 --> 00:04:37,576
One of which is to leave
my nutsac in the mediterranean.

92
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Mm-hmm.
I heard that.

93
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But we're all good.

94
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Good.

95
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I hear
you got something for me.

96
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Something big.

97
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My first movie as studio head,
and boom!

98
00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:48,086
I want you to star in it.

99
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Oh, yeah?

100
00:04:49,089 --> 00:04:50,088
How badly?

101
00:04:50,090 --> 00:04:51,323
What do you mean?

102
00:04:51,325 --> 00:04:53,425
'Cause I decided
whatever I do next,

103
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I also want to direct.

104
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Does he even know
how to direct?

105
00:04:58,265 --> 00:04:59,531
Ari?

106
00:05:01,634 --> 00:05:02,734
Ari.

107
00:05:04,838 --> 00:05:06,038
Ari.

108
00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:11,730
Even if you've never seen
a Vincent Chase movie,

109
00:07:11,732 --> 00:07:13,598
chances are
you've heard the name.

110
00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:16,568
The 34-year-old has
15 starring roles on his résumé,

111
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including
James Cameron's "Aquaman,"

112
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once the all-time
Box-Office champ.

113
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Chase Hails from modest roots
in Queens, New York,

114
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where he was raised
by a single mother,

115
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and surrounded
by a group of loyal friends.

116
00:07:27,748 --> 00:07:30,649
<i>Friends
who still surround him today.</i>

117
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<i>We caught up with Chase
and his entourage</i>

118
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<i>on the set of
his directorial debut, "Hyde."</i>

119
00:07:34,822 --> 00:07:36,488
Who's he callin' an entourage?

120
00:07:36,490 --> 00:07:38,790
<i>A modern-day retelling of...</i>
Not me. I'm a relative.

121
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<i>Robert Louis Stevenson's
classic, "Jekyll and Hyde,"</i>

122
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<i>a film
that some in the industry</i>

123
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<i>are now whispering
was too expensive</i>

124
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<i>to be put
in the hands of a first-timer.</i>

125
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Eh.
Shut up.

126
00:07:48,302 --> 00:07:49,835
<i>Is that
what people are saying?</i>

127
00:07:49,837 --> 00:07:51,803
<i>Well, this is
a very big undertaking.</i>

128
00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:53,805
Well, it's not<i> that</i> big.

129
00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:55,640
Though the sets are big.

130
00:07:55,642 --> 00:07:57,676
The sets<i> are</i> big.
Enormous, in fact.

131
00:07:57,678 --> 00:07:59,411
No expense
seems to have been spared

132
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in turning
the streets of Hollywood

133
00:08:00,848 --> 00:08:03,114
into a futuristic
Los Angeles nightmare.

134
00:08:03,116 --> 00:08:04,483
We wanted to surround Vince

135
00:08:04,485 --> 00:08:05,617
with the best people
in the business

136
00:08:05,619 --> 00:08:06,985
to make sure
he was covered.

137
00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:08,286
<i>That's "Hyde" producer
Eric Murphy,</i>

138
00:08:08,288 --> 00:08:09,621
<i>Chase's longtime manager</i>

139
00:08:09,623 --> 00:08:10,989
<i>and best friend
since kindergarten.</i>

140
00:08:10,991 --> 00:08:13,358
<i>But what exactly
were his qualifications</i>

141
00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:15,660
<i>when Mr. Chase
asked him to come on board?</i>

142
00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:18,263
I was actually
managing a Sbarro's.

143
00:08:18,265 --> 00:08:19,498
Sbarro's?

144
00:08:19,500 --> 00:08:21,933
Yeah.
The pizza place.

145
00:08:21,935 --> 00:08:23,535
This<i> pizza place, in fact.</i>

146
00:08:23,537 --> 00:08:25,504
Nice pic.
<i>Chase plucked Murphy away</i>

147
00:08:25,506 --> 00:08:28,340
<i>from a life of spinning pies...</i>
I am gonna kill my mother.

148
00:08:28,342 --> 00:08:30,976
<i>...and decided he was equipped
to help guide him through</i>

149
00:08:30,978 --> 00:08:32,677
<i>the treacherous waters
of Hollywood.</i>

150
00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:34,559
What did everybody else think?

151
00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:38,517
Well, my agent at the time,
he wasn't too happy.

152
00:08:38,519 --> 00:08:40,151
<i>His agent at the time</i>

153
00:08:40,153 --> 00:08:42,354
<i>was none other than
Hollywood powerhouse Ari Gold,</i>

154
00:08:42,356 --> 00:08:44,789
<i>who has since moved on
from the agency business,</i>

155
00:08:44,791 --> 00:08:46,558
<i>and is now
the head of the studio</i>

156
00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:47,826
<i>that is producing "Hyde."</i>

157
00:08:47,828 --> 00:08:49,227
You see it
with pro athletes.

158
00:08:49,229 --> 00:08:50,996
You... you see it
with movie stars.

159
00:08:50,998 --> 00:08:52,697
They want to share the ride
with their friends.

160
00:08:52,699 --> 00:08:54,499
It makes it feel
more real for them.

161
00:08:54,501 --> 00:08:55,867
And were you okay
with this?

162
00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:58,236
No, I was not okay with it.
I hated it.

163
00:08:58,238 --> 00:09:01,206
I mean, I found this kid
off a mentos commercial.

164
00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:02,140
Really?
Yeah.

165
00:09:02,142 --> 00:09:03,842
I was watching TV
with the wife

166
00:09:03,844 --> 00:09:06,244
and I said,
"This guy's a star."

167
00:09:09,550 --> 00:09:11,883
Mentos. The Freshmaker.

168
00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:14,219
And you were right.
I'm that good, Piers.

169
00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:17,022
<i>- It wasn't just Murphy that Gold
- was forced to deal with.</i>

170
00:09:17,024 --> 00:09:18,723
<i>There was
sal "Turtle" assante,</i>

171
00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:20,692
<i>another friend
from the neighborhood,</i>

172
00:09:20,694 --> 00:09:22,060
<i>who became Vince's driver.</i>

173
00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:24,563
I like to think
I did more than just drive.

174
00:09:24,565 --> 00:09:26,865
Yeah, he drove,
he parked, he waited.

175
00:09:26,867 --> 00:09:29,935
Yes!
<i>He also made a fortune</i>
<i>in a Tequila company</i>

176
00:09:29,937 --> 00:09:31,436
that's a good line.
<i>When Chase helped him...</i>

177
00:09:31,438 --> 00:09:33,838
<i>Gain access
to billionaire Mark Cuban.</i>

178
00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:35,006
<i>How much did he make?</i>

179
00:09:35,008 --> 00:09:37,042
He won't say.
It's so annoying.

180
00:09:37,044 --> 00:09:39,244
<i>And that's Chase's
half-brother...</i>

181
00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:40,245
Why's he
got to say that?

182
00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:41,580
I know.
He should've said quarter.

183
00:09:41,582 --> 00:09:43,348
<i>...and actor, Johnny Chase.</i>

184
00:09:43,350 --> 00:09:44,950
Victory!

185
00:09:44,952 --> 00:09:46,585
<i>You've probably seen him
in something</i>

186
00:09:46,587 --> 00:09:48,587
<i>because, well, he's been in
just about everything.</i>

187
00:09:48,589 --> 00:09:52,357
<i>"Melrose place,"
"pacific blue," "law & order,"</i>

188
00:09:52,359 --> 00:09:55,126
<i>and the recently canceled
animated show "Johnny Bananas."</i>

189
00:09:55,128 --> 00:09:58,597
I can't believe you did this,
Ronald. I'm so screwed.

190
00:09:58,599 --> 00:10:02,033
<i>And today, he feels he may have
caught the break of a lifetime</i>

191
00:10:02,035 --> 00:10:04,269
<i>as his younger brother cast him
in what he describes</i>

192
00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:07,205
<i>as a small but pivotal role
in "Hyde."</i>

193
00:10:07,207 --> 00:10:08,773
So, you came
to Hollywood first?

194
00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:10,442
I was the trailblazer.

195
00:10:10,444 --> 00:10:11,543
And then Vince followed?

196
00:10:11,545 --> 00:10:12,978
With Turtle.

197
00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:14,713
They lived in my house rent-free
for the first year.

198
00:10:14,715 --> 00:10:15,981
But,
as I understand it,

199
00:10:15,983 --> 00:10:18,817
you now live in Vince's house?

200
00:10:18,819 --> 00:10:20,251
I'm 40 years old

201
00:10:20,253 --> 00:10:22,287
and could quite possibly
get an Oscar nom this year.

202
00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:24,956
Why the would I live
at my baby brother's house?

203
00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:26,992
I can't believe you just
cursed at Piers Morgan.

204
00:10:26,994 --> 00:10:28,994
I can't believe he just said
he might get an Oscar nom.

205
00:10:28,996 --> 00:10:31,630
I'm just staying there
till my roof gets reshingled.

206
00:10:31,632 --> 00:10:35,400
So I got the pizza boy,
the brother Fredo, and a Turtle.

207
00:10:35,402 --> 00:10:37,802
Yet, somehow, this sort of
weird collection of people,

208
00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:38,803
it worked.

209
00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:40,405
It did, and the truth is,

210
00:10:40,407 --> 00:10:42,474
their blind loyalty to
each other is kind of charming.

211
00:10:42,476 --> 00:10:45,243
Some people, Ari, say you have
the same character traits.

212
00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:47,479
I like to think of myself
as loyal, but not blind.

213
00:10:47,481 --> 00:10:49,981
Yet, many were surprised when
you let Vince direct this movie.

214
00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,349
Many people were surprised

215
00:10:51,351 --> 00:10:53,184
when someone let Mel Gibson
direct "Braveheart"

216
00:10:53,186 --> 00:10:54,986
or Kevin Costner direct
"Dances with Wolves."

217
00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,788
They both won Oscars.

218
00:10:56,790 --> 00:10:58,990
But they weren't studio heads
handing ex-clients

219
00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:02,027
directorial debuts at a time
when the studio suffered

220
00:11:02,029 --> 00:11:03,828
it's worst ever fiscal year,

221
00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:06,264
and without
any tentpole franchise

222
00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:07,832
to bolster
the hemorrhaging losses.

223
00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:09,000
Listen,
the year ain't over,

224
00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:10,802
and this is
a franchise picture.

225
00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:11,970
Right, but you are
way over budget.

226
00:11:11,972 --> 00:11:13,204
Where'd you hear that?

227
00:11:13,206 --> 00:11:14,839
Ari, your neck
is on the line here,

228
00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:16,608
and so is Vincent Chase's...
You've got to be worried.

229
00:11:16,610 --> 00:11:18,891
I don't worry.
I just win.

230
00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:22,047
I thought this was gonna be
a fluff piece, piers.

231
00:11:22,049 --> 00:11:23,548
No.
No. Okay, great.

232
00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:25,850
Well, why don't... why don't
we turn those cameras off.

233
00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:27,352
Is it hot in here?

234
00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:28,386
No, I'm good.

235
00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:30,021
I got Ang Lee
from the set.

236
00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:31,489
<i>Nin hao, ni zing.</i>

237
00:11:31,491 --> 00:11:33,458
<i>Hey...</i>

238
00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:34,859
You okay?

239
00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:36,561
I don't usually worry, either.

240
00:11:36,563 --> 00:11:38,563
What are you worried about?
The movie's gonna be great.

241
00:11:38,565 --> 00:11:40,131
No, I'm not worried
about<i> that</i> right now.

242
00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:41,533
I'm worried
about telling Ari

243
00:11:41,535 --> 00:11:43,134
that we need more money
to finish the movie.

244
00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:45,670
Well, isn't it the producer's
job to tell Ari that?

245
00:11:45,672 --> 00:11:46,705
Seriously, E.

246
00:11:46,707 --> 00:11:47,906
I will call him tomorrow.

247
00:11:47,908 --> 00:11:49,708
You said that yesterday.
I'll call him.

248
00:11:49,710 --> 00:11:50,875
Fine.

249
00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:52,043
So,
should we go out tonight?

250
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:53,211
Definitely.
Oh, yeah.

251
00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:54,679
I'm having
a great hair day.

252
00:11:54,681 --> 00:11:55,847
Nah, I can't.
I have plans.

253
00:11:55,849 --> 00:11:57,415
With who?
You don't know her.

254
00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:59,718
Does your soon-to-be
baby mama know her? Yeah.

255
00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:02,220
Drama, Sloan and I haven't been
together for like six months.

256
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:03,922
Yeah, but you haven't
been with anyone else either.

257
00:12:03,924 --> 00:12:05,023
Oh, please,
like you'd know.

258
00:12:05,025 --> 00:12:06,591
Come on.
Who's the girl?

259
00:12:06,593 --> 00:12:07,992
Her name's Melanie,
all right?

260
00:12:07,994 --> 00:12:09,227
I've been seeing her
a few weeks.

261
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:11,062
A few weeks?
Jesus Christ.

262
00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:13,098
This guy snuck into
another relationship.

263
00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:14,733
It's not a relationship.
I'm just having fun.

264
00:12:14,735 --> 00:12:16,067
Fun is when you forget
a girl's name

265
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:17,402
while you're fuckin' her.

266
00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:19,237
No wonder why
he has no time for business.

267
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:21,740
Jesus. Guys, you know,
we're almost 35. He's almost 60.

268
00:12:21,742 --> 00:12:23,541
I don't have to
answer to this shit.

269
00:12:23,543 --> 00:12:25,043
Fine. Don't.

270
00:12:25,045 --> 00:12:26,544
Yeah,
she must be a pig.

271
00:12:26,546 --> 00:12:28,279
Definitely.

272
00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,353
You're amazing.

273
00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:36,755
Well,
you're doing all the work.

274
00:12:36,757 --> 00:12:38,389
You're doing plenty.

275
00:12:40,794 --> 00:12:42,460
Oh, my God.

276
00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:43,595
This could be it.

277
00:12:43,597 --> 00:12:44,729
I'm sorry.
It's okay.

278
00:12:44,731 --> 00:12:46,464
I got to take this.

279
00:12:48,901 --> 00:12:50,101
Hello?

280
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,903
Please tell me
you're not still sleeping.

281
00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:53,104
I've already
run five miles

282
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:55,140
and fucked
like an adult-film star.

283
00:12:55,142 --> 00:12:56,307
I'm about to have a baby,
asshole.

284
00:12:56,309 --> 00:12:57,942
I thought you were Sloan.

285
00:12:57,944 --> 00:12:59,878
Speaking of which,
you were in my dream last night.

286
00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:01,312
Yeah, well,
I hope I wasn't naked.

287
00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:03,448
Nope, your baby mama gave birth
to Pete Dinklage.

288
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:05,617
You're not related to him, are you?
Who is that?

289
00:13:05,619 --> 00:13:06,785
You got a girl there, E?

290
00:13:06,787 --> 00:13:07,952
What do you want, Ari?

291
00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:09,220
Big titties?
Tight ass?

292
00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:11,055
Give me something
I can use in the office.

293
00:13:11,057 --> 00:13:12,891
I can hear you.
You're disgusting.

294
00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:13,958
And I have both.

295
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,460
How do you do it, E?

296
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:17,962
I know it's not
your looks or your personality.

297
00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:19,664
Ari.
Just one pic.

298
00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:22,300
Come on. My wife didn't really
fuck me this morning.

299
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:23,968
She gets headaches.
Ari!

300
00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:25,436
Hey, Thierry.
Hey.

301
00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:26,805
You gonna coach
my son's team?

302
00:13:26,807 --> 00:13:27,906
I don't have time
for that shit.

303
00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:29,274
I love the honesty.

304
00:13:29,276 --> 00:13:32,277
E, when am I
gonna see this movie?

305
00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:34,145
You know, I was gonna call you
today to talk about that.

306
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:35,180
I don't want to talk.

307
00:13:35,182 --> 00:13:36,815
I want to watch a film.

308
00:13:36,817 --> 00:13:37,816
Well, it's not ready.

309
00:13:37,818 --> 00:13:39,150
When will it be ready?

310
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:41,019
'Cause important people
are starting to wonder.

311
00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:42,420
Important people meaning me.

312
00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:44,155
Did I tell you
<i>the Jewish journal</i>

313
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:46,524
just named me "best-looking
circumcised studio head"?

314
00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:49,160
Yeah, well, Vince still
hasn't finished his cut.

315
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:50,795
You've been saying that
for a month.

316
00:13:50,797 --> 00:13:52,330
Hold on a second.

317
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,032
Do you have time
for lunch today?

318
00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:56,668
No, I-I can't.
I got the... I got the doctor.

319
00:13:56,670 --> 00:13:58,636
Oh, that's right.
With Sloan.

320
00:13:58,638 --> 00:13:59,671
Look,
I know this is weird...

321
00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:00,872
Eric!

322
00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:02,373
Yeah, uh, listen...

323
00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:04,642
How about if, uh, Vince and I
come in and see you today?

324
00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:05,877
See me? Why?

325
00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:07,378
Something wrong?
No, it's all good.

326
00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:09,214
We're just gonna come by the
office this morning. You free?

327
00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:11,015
For what?
What's wrong?

328
00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:12,684
Uh, we need more money.
Bye.

329
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,187
Don't hang...
Did you hang up on me?!

330
00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:18,189
E, you fuckin' dwarf cunt!

331
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,524
What's a dwarf cunt,
dad?

332
00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:21,326
Oh, I'm sorry.
It's nothing, buddy.

333
00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:22,861
It's a new movie idea
I had.

334
00:14:22,863 --> 00:14:24,362
Don't use that word
at school.

335
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,197
You were just on a run.
How could you be so angry?

336
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:28,967
Work is not supposed to make you
this angry anymore, Ari.

337
00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:29,968
Yeah, dad.

338
00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:30,969
I know. I know.

339
00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:32,070
That was our agreement.

340
00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:33,504
Yes. I know.

341
00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:35,306
Do we need to make a therapy
session with Dr. Marcus?

342
00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:36,241
No.

343
00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:38,309
I think
that would be best.

344
00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:39,611
Maybe.

345
00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:43,147
Come on. Why are you
so scared to show Ari the movie?

346
00:14:43,149 --> 00:14:44,682
I'm not scared.

347
00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:46,384
You should at least
show him<i> my</i> scenes.

348
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:47,418
It's just not ready yet,

349
00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:48,920
which is why
I need e to tell him

350
00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:50,855
that he can't see it
till after the screening.

351
00:14:50,857 --> 00:14:52,223
You really won't tell him?

352
00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:53,558
I told him
about the money.

353
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:54,993
The only thing he's gonna do
is scream at me.

354
00:14:54,995 --> 00:14:56,327
Oh, fine.
I'll tell him.

355
00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:57,161
Pussy.

356
00:14:57,163 --> 00:14:58,596
Uh,
speaking of which,

357
00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:00,598
wait till you see the girls
I got lined up for tonight.

358
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,400
I told you
I was handlin' the girls.

359
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,068
I know, but I would
like to avoid

360
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:06,371
some of the nursing-home rejects
from the last party.

361
00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:08,239
I thought the screening
was to get opinions

362
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:10,208
on the movie,
not to get laid.

363
00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:12,176
Everything we do
is to<i> also</i> get laid, E.

364
00:15:12,178 --> 00:15:13,378
You know that.

365
00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:14,579
Fuck me.

366
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:15,914
Emily Ratajkowski.

367
00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:17,048
I love her.

368
00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:18,449
I know her.
Why wouldn't you?

369
00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:19,250
Hey, Vince.

370
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:20,385
Hey, Emily.
How are you?

371
00:15:20,387 --> 00:15:21,719
It's so funny to see you.

372
00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:23,254
I just got an invitation
for your screening.

373
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:24,255
Really?
Yeah.

374
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:25,790
One of mine,
obviously.

375
00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:27,725
Whosever. This is gonna be
a great fucking screening.

376
00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:28,993
Mm-hmm.

377
00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:32,263
Vince.

378
00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:35,099
Uh, hey, uh, Emily,

379
00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:36,801
I-I got to run
into this meeting.

380
00:15:36,803 --> 00:15:37,802
I-I'll call you later?

381
00:15:37,804 --> 00:15:39,637
Yeah. Call me.

382
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,314
You're upset.

383
00:15:49,316 --> 00:15:50,148
"Upset"?

384
00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:51,749
He means angry.

385
00:15:51,751 --> 00:15:53,051
This is the third time

386
00:15:53,053 --> 00:15:54,485
that you've come to me
for more money.

387
00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:56,621
Ari, listen...
I was talking to Vince, Eric!

388
00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:58,222
See, I know they didn't
teach you about budgets

389
00:15:58,224 --> 00:16:00,258
in spaghetti-and-meatballs
class.

390
00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:01,926
Vinnie has been on sets
before,

391
00:16:01,928 --> 00:16:03,127
so I expected more
from him.

392
00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:04,495
I told you
he was gonna yell at me.

393
00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:06,064
Yeah,
but he's yelling about<i> me.</i>

394
00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:07,565
What'd you
spend the money on, anyway?

395
00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:09,968
I mean, I know it wasn't
on Turtle and Craft services.

396
00:16:09,970 --> 00:16:11,302
You like the new
svelte frame, huh?

397
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:13,237
You look like
Karen fuckin' carpenter.

398
00:16:13,239 --> 00:16:15,173
What did I tell you

399
00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:16,574
when I gave you
$100 million?

400
00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:17,508
What'd we tell<i> you?</i>

401
00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:19,477
You agreed
to not go over.

402
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:20,845
We told you
it wasn't enough.

403
00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:22,814
But you agreed
to not go over.

404
00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:25,483
Because you said I couldn't
direct unless we agreed.

405
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:28,319
It's like when a girl asks if
you want to bang her hot sister.

406
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:29,821
Of course you say no.

407
00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:32,857
Neither of you really believes
you mean it, though.

408
00:16:32,859 --> 00:16:33,858
What is he doing here?

409
00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:35,293
This is bad.

410
00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:36,627
When you see the movie,
you won't think so.

411
00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:37,495
<i>He's</i> seen it?

412
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:38,830
He's seen
a couple of scenes.

413
00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:39,964
They are powerful.

414
00:16:39,966 --> 00:16:41,833
Yeah,
a few in particular.

415
00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:43,267
When am<i> I</i> gonna see it?
Well, we're gonna have

416
00:16:43,269 --> 00:16:44,869
a friends-and-family
screening tonight.

417
00:16:44,871 --> 00:16:46,771
We're gonna get some feedback,
and then we'll show you the cut.

418
00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:49,340
You're gonna let everyone
see the fuckin' movie but me.

419
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,109
Ari,
you are all that matters.

420
00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:53,044
I want it to be perfect
when I show it to you.

421
00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:54,679
I can't just
write you a check.

422
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:57,682
I got to deal with
these co-financiers in Texas.

423
00:16:57,684 --> 00:17:01,819
Do you know how hard I have
worked to avoid going to Texas?

424
00:17:01,821 --> 00:17:03,721
Do you know what they do
to Jews in Texas?

425
00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:05,723
Look, Ari, I didn't
take an acting fee on this,

426
00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:07,692
which you know is more than
the $10 million over budget we are.

427
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:08,893
You're 15 over.

428
00:17:08,895 --> 00:17:10,695
Really?

429
00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:14,665
Okay, well, I didn't take the
fee because I wanted to direct.

430
00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:17,502
Now, we've known each other for 15 years,
so you got to trust me.

431
00:17:17,504 --> 00:17:19,303
I didn't waste
one single nickel.

432
00:17:19,305 --> 00:17:20,872
I've been killing myself
to make this movie great,

433
00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:23,408
and I'm not gonna stop working
until it is perfect.

434
00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:25,843
I need the money
to make it perfect.

435
00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:28,613
So...
Can you get it for me?

436
00:17:34,921 --> 00:17:36,087
Hey.
Hey.

437
00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:37,188
Sorry I'm late.

438
00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:38,256
No, you're not late.

439
00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:39,991
You're on time,
as always.

440
00:17:39,993 --> 00:17:41,025
How you feelin'?

441
00:17:41,027 --> 00:17:42,193
Big.

442
00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:43,828
Well, you look great.

443
00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:45,063
Thanks.

444
00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:46,731
Did you get my E-mail
about my cousin Sean?

445
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,499
He had his baby.
No, what did he have?

446
00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:50,701
A girl. Laurie.
Oh.

447
00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:52,236
I sent you a picture.

448
00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:55,073
I think your E-mails
are going to my spam.

449
00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:56,774
It's not intentional.

450
00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:59,177
Look.
There she is.

451
00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:01,212
Oh, my God.

452
00:18:01,214 --> 00:18:02,914
She's beautiful!

453
00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:05,216
Look at those eyes.

454
00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:09,454
Someone named Melanie
wants your cock.

455
00:18:09,456 --> 00:18:10,555
Huh?
Mm.

456
00:18:10,557 --> 00:18:12,123
Yeah, it just came up
on the screen.

457
00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:15,626
"I want your cock."
From Melanie.

458
00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:17,762
Wow, that's, uh...

459
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:18,763
Classy.

460
00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:20,098
Sorry.

461
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:21,599
It's not my business.

462
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,434
Sloan?
Oh. Coming.

463
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:24,769
Okay,
let me help you up.

464
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:26,370
I will, uh, be right here
when you get out.

465
00:18:26,372 --> 00:18:27,472
Okay.
And I'll be in there.

466
00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:29,273
Okay.
This is some bullshit.

467
00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:31,042
Hey, Tip.
How you doin', man?

468
00:18:31,044 --> 00:18:33,444
Man, I'm doing just fine if I'm gonna
have more kids than albums.

469
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:34,812
I'm doin' just damn fine.

470
00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:36,714
You need
to shut the fuck up.

471
00:18:36,716 --> 00:18:38,282
Don't tell me to shut the fuck
up. You shut your ovaries up.

472
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:39,550
Oh,
so it's<i> my</i> fault.

473
00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:40,985
I'm gonna take this.
I'll be right back.

474
00:18:40,987 --> 00:18:43,754
Yeah, man. Call somebody
who can kick me in my nuts.

475
00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:44,956
I need a vasectomy.

476
00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:46,124
- Hey.
- Hey.

477
00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:47,492
Bad time?

478
00:18:47,494 --> 00:18:48,993
No, but you can't text me
shit like that.

479
00:18:48,995 --> 00:18:50,294
Shit like what?

480
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:52,296
You beg me to text you
sexy stuff all day.

481
00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:54,298
I know, but Sloan
was lookin' at my phone.

482
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:57,101
Oh. I didn't realize you were
at the doctor's already.

483
00:18:57,103 --> 00:18:58,936
And why's she looking at your phone?
Ah, you know.

484
00:18:58,938 --> 00:19:01,305
I was showin' her a picture
of my cousin's baby. Great.

485
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:02,840
Yeah, she must
really think I'm a whore.

486
00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:04,308
No, she doesn't.

487
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:06,844
God, I only sent that
because I was feeling insecure.

488
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:09,280
I didn't think she
or anyone else was gonna see it.

489
00:19:09,282 --> 00:19:10,448
I know, I'm sorry.

490
00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:12,650
This is really weird, Eric.

491
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,819
You were right.
This is too weird.

492
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:16,487
Could we talk about this
at the screening tonight?

493
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:19,357
No, Eric. I-I really
don't want to get in any deeper.

494
00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:21,259
I think
you're a great guy.

495
00:19:21,261 --> 00:19:22,527
I really do.

496
00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:24,662
And I promise
I'm not mad.

497
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:27,098
Just respect me,
please.

498
00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:28,699
Don't call.

499
00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:34,505
Look, all we're saying is
we don't get

500
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,874
why you have to fall in love
with every girl you fuck.

501
00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:38,609
And all<i> I'm</i> saying is that,
unlike you,

502
00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:39,944
I like to have
more of a connection

503
00:19:39,946 --> 00:19:41,612
than whether or not
I have exact change.

504
00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:44,515
Pfft. Please. I haven't paid
for pussy in years.

505
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,684
At least a year.

506
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,886
The point is the girl
said not to call her anymore.

507
00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:50,988
So respect that
and see if she calls<i> you.</i>

508
00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:52,190
Yeah,
but hope she doesn't.

509
00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:53,524
You got enough complications
right now.

510
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:54,825
Right.
How's Sloan, anyway?

511
00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:57,228
Doctor says
she's gonna pop any second.

512
00:19:57,230 --> 00:20:00,198
One vagina closes
just as another opens.

513
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:01,566
You're disgusting.

514
00:20:01,568 --> 00:20:03,701
Yeah, and you're a mope, E,
which we can't have.

515
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,303
Seriously, this is
a big night for Vince,

516
00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:06,571
so try not to ruin it.

517
00:20:06,573 --> 00:20:08,673
Don't worry. His moping
has never affected me.

518
00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:10,908
I'm not moping.
No, you're moping, E.

519
00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:13,411
And you need to get on top
of somethin' fast so you stop.

520
00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:15,012
I had sex less than six hours
ago, Drama.

521
00:20:15,014 --> 00:20:16,214
I think I'll be okay.

522
00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:17,748
You're fuckin' somethin'
tonight.

523
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:20,318
For baby bro,
if not for yourself.

524
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:21,586
Holy shit!

525
00:20:21,588 --> 00:20:22,587
What?

526
00:20:22,589 --> 00:20:24,055
Ronda Rousey,
the fighter.

527
00:20:24,057 --> 00:20:26,724
So what?
So I love her!
Get in the car!

528
00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:29,594
Get in the car!

529
00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:37,268
Jesus, Turtle!
Sorry!

530
00:20:37,270 --> 00:20:38,769
Do you even know her?

531
00:20:38,771 --> 00:20:40,838
Yes. We met at Coachella
a few years ago, remember?

532
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:42,740
Oh, yeah.
Think we had a connection.

533
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:45,276
Please. He's got a better chance
of fuckin'<i> me.</i> Or<i> me.</i>

534
00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:46,777
Should I abandon this?

535
00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:48,846
Do you really think
you had a connection?

536
00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:50,248
Yeah.
Then go.

537
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:51,949
You're good peoples, Vin.

538
00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:13,738
Yo, stop following me,
motherfucker!

539
00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:15,873
No! No!
We know each other!
Geez.

540
00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:18,435
I just wanted to invite you
to my boy's screening.

541
00:21:19,311 --> 00:21:20,811
Oh. Hey, Vince.

542
00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:21,646
Hi.

543
00:21:21,648 --> 00:21:23,414
Uh, sorry about your car.

544
00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:24,615
It's all good.

545
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:25,950
Do you remember me?

546
00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:29,253
Oh, yeah, but didn't you
used to be really fat?

547
00:21:49,442 --> 00:21:52,576
Lloyd, how many times have
I told you I don't video chat with men?

548
00:21:52,578 --> 00:21:55,413
You know how comforting your
face is to me, Ari. What do you need?

549
00:21:55,415 --> 00:21:58,316
Well, I was wondering if I would
be seeing you at Vince's screening.

550
00:21:58,318 --> 00:21:59,617
<i>You</i> were invited?

551
00:21:59,619 --> 00:22:01,752
Drama wants me
to see his scenes.

552
00:22:01,754 --> 00:22:02,687
You weren't?

553
00:22:02,689 --> 00:22:05,129
I'm in Texas.
Smell the cow shit?

554
00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:06,991
Oh.
That's too bad.

555
00:22:06,993 --> 00:22:08,759
I actually wanted
to see you face to face.

556
00:22:08,761 --> 00:22:10,328
We<i> are</i> face to face, Yoko.

557
00:22:10,330 --> 00:22:11,929
In three dimensions.

558
00:22:11,931 --> 00:22:12,797
Why?

559
00:22:12,799 --> 00:22:14,632
Eh...
No. It's nothing.

560
00:22:14,634 --> 00:22:16,200
Could we have lunch
this week?

561
00:22:16,202 --> 00:22:18,369
I don't typically have lunch
with my ex-assistants, Lloyd.

562
00:22:18,371 --> 00:22:19,837
Not unless I need something
from them,

563
00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:21,505
which I can't ever imagine
being the case with you,

564
00:22:21,507 --> 00:22:23,007
so what's up?

565
00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:25,042
I'm getting married!

566
00:22:25,044 --> 00:22:26,344
Oh, God.

567
00:22:26,346 --> 00:22:28,346
And I want you to give me away.
Oh, God!

568
00:22:28,348 --> 00:22:29,947
Please,
don't make a Gay joke.

569
00:22:29,949 --> 00:22:32,049
I wasn't going to. I was
gonna make a marriage joke.

570
00:22:32,051 --> 00:22:33,384
Now that you've
been granted those rights,

571
00:22:33,386 --> 00:22:34,952
good luck
with the divorce.

572
00:22:34,954 --> 00:22:37,121
That'll really make you wish
for a good old ass fucking.

573
00:22:37,123 --> 00:22:38,189
Ari.

574
00:22:42,295 --> 00:22:44,028
I got to go.
Wait! Ari!

575
00:22:44,030 --> 00:22:45,663
Will you give me away?

576
00:22:45,665 --> 00:22:47,331
Bye.

577
00:22:49,402 --> 00:22:52,036
Hey, Larsen.

578
00:22:52,038 --> 00:22:52,870
Say, Ari.

579
00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:55,039
This is my son,
Travis.

580
00:22:55,041 --> 00:22:57,541
He's gonna sit in with us,
if you don't mind.

581
00:22:58,710 --> 00:23:00,311
Good.

582
00:23:03,216 --> 00:23:06,217
Ari, we sure do appreciate you
Comin' out here all this way.

583
00:23:06,219 --> 00:23:07,718
Oh, of course.

584
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:09,587
You've been on the job
nearly eight months,

585
00:23:09,589 --> 00:23:11,255
and you hadn't
paid us a visit yet.

586
00:23:11,257 --> 00:23:13,157
We're beginnin' to feel unloved.

587
00:23:13,159 --> 00:23:15,593
Well,
I didn't know I was invited.

588
00:23:15,595 --> 00:23:18,696
Oh, anybody who spends my money
like you do,

589
00:23:18,698 --> 00:23:21,999
always invited to my home
to tell me why.

590
00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:26,036
Saw you on "Piers Morgan" last night.

591
00:23:26,038 --> 00:23:27,338
Oh, yeah?

592
00:23:27,340 --> 00:23:28,572
What'd you think?

593
00:23:28,574 --> 00:23:30,454
I thought
you looked nervous.

594
00:23:31,244 --> 00:23:32,910
Well, I wasn't.

595
00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:35,713
Travis, here, he's got a real
good eye for things like that,

596
00:23:35,715 --> 00:23:38,682
and h-he said you looked like
one of them guys that, uh...

597
00:23:38,684 --> 00:23:40,251
W-what was it
you said again, Travis?

598
00:23:40,253 --> 00:23:42,520
U-uh, like... like one of
those guys from big Tobacco

599
00:23:42,522 --> 00:23:44,255
when they were up there
lyin' to congress.

600
00:23:44,257 --> 00:23:46,590
Ah.
Well...

601
00:23:46,592 --> 00:23:48,125
Well, my wife
thought I looked sexy.

602
00:23:48,127 --> 00:23:50,795
Ari, am I gonna lose a shit ton
of money on this movie?

603
00:23:50,797 --> 00:23:52,630
No. Your money's
in great hands.

604
00:23:52,632 --> 00:23:54,265
But you still
want more of it.

605
00:23:54,267 --> 00:23:56,634
Just a little bit for some
visual effects that it needs.

606
00:23:56,636 --> 00:23:58,135
I don't care
about visual effects.

607
00:23:58,137 --> 00:24:00,371
Well, if you want
to protect your investment,

608
00:24:00,373 --> 00:24:01,539
you need to care.

609
00:24:01,541 --> 00:24:03,107
Hm.

610
00:24:04,910 --> 00:24:08,145
You know,
in the last four years,

611
00:24:08,147 --> 00:24:10,247
I've invested
nearly a billion dollars

612
00:24:10,249 --> 00:24:11,449
in your studio's movies.

613
00:24:11,451 --> 00:24:13,617
You know how many I've seen?
Mnh-mnh.

614
00:24:13,619 --> 00:24:15,619
Not a Goddamn one.
Hm.

615
00:24:15,621 --> 00:24:17,121
But this one here,
I got to tell you,

616
00:24:17,123 --> 00:24:19,256
with your... your movie-star guy
in charge and everything,

617
00:24:19,258 --> 00:24:20,291
I-I'm damn curious.

618
00:24:20,293 --> 00:24:21,492
I understand.

619
00:24:21,494 --> 00:24:22,793
Ari, we're gonna need
to see this thing

620
00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:24,395
before I write
another check.

621
00:24:24,397 --> 00:24:25,663
Larsen, my director...

622
00:24:25,665 --> 00:24:28,065
Your...
Your movie star?

623
00:24:28,067 --> 00:24:31,836
Vince doesn't want to show
the movie till it's perfect.

624
00:24:31,838 --> 00:24:34,171
He's an artist.
I'd like to respect that.

625
00:24:34,173 --> 00:24:36,173
Okay.

626
00:24:36,175 --> 00:24:39,443
You know, my wife has
a $12,000 Chihuahua.

627
00:24:39,445 --> 00:24:41,779
Three years runnin',
it got "Best in show."

628
00:24:41,781 --> 00:24:43,681
The last judge
said that he had

629
00:24:43,683 --> 00:24:46,250
the best cock and balls
he'd ever seen.

630
00:24:46,252 --> 00:24:48,319
But he ain't perfect.

631
00:24:48,321 --> 00:24:49,987
You know
how I know that?

632
00:24:49,989 --> 00:24:52,556
He keeps pissin'
on my boots.

633
00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:54,992
I-I don't follow.

634
00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:57,661
I mean there's
no such thing as perfect.

635
00:24:57,663 --> 00:25:00,464
Now, see, for you,
I know this movie's enormous.

636
00:25:00,466 --> 00:25:01,866
If it fails,

637
00:25:01,868 --> 00:25:03,834
you go down in flames
quicker than the<i> Hindenberg.</i>

638
00:25:03,836 --> 00:25:06,203
To me,
this is just another check.

639
00:25:06,205 --> 00:25:07,805
It won't fail.

640
00:25:07,807 --> 00:25:10,941
I have to go to Dubai tonight
on, uh, more pressin' business.

641
00:25:10,943 --> 00:25:13,944
I want you to take Travis here
to la-la land with you

642
00:25:13,946 --> 00:25:16,614
and show him
the Goddamn movie.

643
00:25:17,382 --> 00:25:18,449
It's not ready.

644
00:25:18,451 --> 00:25:19,717
Well, get it ready.

645
00:25:19,719 --> 00:25:22,820
'Cause this oil spigot
is shut off till you do.

646
00:25:26,958 --> 00:25:30,060
Are you seriously asking me
if I'm taking P.E.D.S?

647
00:25:30,062 --> 00:25:31,695
Yeah, and I'm not saying
I'm against it.

648
00:25:31,697 --> 00:25:33,230
I just want to know
if you do,

649
00:25:33,232 --> 00:25:35,366
because I want to get shredded
for the "Hyde" junket.

650
00:25:35,368 --> 00:25:38,369
No P.E.D.S.
I'm all natural.
Prove it.

651
00:25:38,371 --> 00:25:39,904
How?
Take a piss test.

652
00:25:39,906 --> 00:25:42,039
Fine, but if I pass,
you drink it.

653
00:25:42,041 --> 00:25:45,009
Guys, did you know
Emily was seeing Armie Hammer?

654
00:25:45,011 --> 00:25:46,810
The Lone Ranger?
I thought they broke up.

655
00:25:46,812 --> 00:25:47,912
I guess they still talk.

656
00:25:47,914 --> 00:25:49,313
I played softball
with the guy.

657
00:25:49,315 --> 00:25:51,382
He's out of his mind.
I'd leave it alone, bro.

658
00:25:51,384 --> 00:25:52,383
Really?
Yeah.

659
00:25:52,385 --> 00:25:53,684
I'm gonna try to.

660
00:25:53,686 --> 00:25:54,885
Why does it look like

661
00:25:54,887 --> 00:25:56,420
there's enough food here
for 300?

662
00:25:56,422 --> 00:25:57,922
I don't know, 'cause there's
supposed to be enough for 500.

663
00:25:57,924 --> 00:25:59,723
500?!
Well, and Ronda.

664
00:25:59,725 --> 00:26:01,158
Look, Vince,
this was supposed to be

665
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:03,160
an intimate thing
so we could get some feedback.

666
00:26:03,162 --> 00:26:06,063
Relax. Turtle thought we'd do
better with a big crowd.

667
00:26:06,065 --> 00:26:07,898
Don't worry, I got everyone
walkin' through that door

668
00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:09,400
signing an NDA,
so they can't talk about it.

669
00:26:09,402 --> 00:26:12,069
And where are you gonna sit
500 people? On the couch?

670
00:26:12,071 --> 00:26:13,837
Don't be ridiculous.

671
00:26:13,839 --> 00:26:16,006
There's a whole beach
out there.

672
00:26:16,008 --> 00:26:17,168
Check it out.

673
00:26:20,078 --> 00:26:22,212
Jesus.

674
00:26:25,084 --> 00:26:26,417
It's Ari.

675
00:26:28,186 --> 00:26:29,186
Hello?

676
00:26:29,188 --> 00:26:31,555
When exactly
is this screening of yours?

677
00:26:31,557 --> 00:26:32,756
When it gets dark.
Why?

678
00:26:32,758 --> 00:26:34,124
'Cause I'm coming
with your money,

679
00:26:34,126 --> 00:26:36,694
and there ain't nothing
we can do about it.

680
00:27:02,288 --> 00:27:04,955
I don't ride a bike.
I do the Santa Monica steps.

681
00:27:04,957 --> 00:27:06,156
Sick, bro.
Sick.

682
00:27:13,933 --> 00:27:16,400
The story of Jekyll and Hyde
represents

683
00:27:16,402 --> 00:27:19,937
a concept in victorian culture
of the inner conflict

684
00:27:19,939 --> 00:27:22,906
of humanity's sense
of good and evil.

685
00:27:22,908 --> 00:27:24,975
I have no understanding
of what you're saying, bro.

686
00:27:24,977 --> 00:27:26,777
Of course
I remember you guys.

687
00:27:26,779 --> 00:27:28,312
You went to middle school
with my daughter.

688
00:27:28,314 --> 00:27:30,147
We always thought
you were so funny.

689
00:27:30,149 --> 00:27:33,150
And so cute.

690
00:27:34,787 --> 00:27:35,787
Let's go.

691
00:27:37,156 --> 00:27:38,396
You tired yet, Turtle?

692
00:27:40,926 --> 00:27:43,427
Hey, Vince. Buddy.
I need a favor. Yeah.

693
00:27:43,429 --> 00:27:46,363
I need you to fuck my daughter's
friends so I don't have to.

694
00:27:46,365 --> 00:27:48,766
In English literature,
there's a guy named Jekyll

695
00:27:48,768 --> 00:27:49,967
and a guy named Hyde.

696
00:27:49,969 --> 00:27:51,835
And you have
that same thing in you.

697
00:27:51,837 --> 00:27:53,737
Do you understand?

698
00:27:54,839 --> 00:27:56,040
I'm gonna show you
some of my footage.

699
00:27:56,042 --> 00:27:57,441
You're gonna flip out.

700
00:27:57,443 --> 00:27:59,343
You might want to
put me in "Iron Man 3."

701
00:27:59,345 --> 00:28:02,046
Sure. Well, we did thr...
Four would be next. "Iron Man 4."

702
00:28:02,048 --> 00:28:03,814
Downey's great. Don't
get me wrong. I love Downey.

703
00:28:03,816 --> 00:28:05,315
He's just a little
long in the tooth.

704
00:28:05,317 --> 00:28:06,850
Right. I think you want
to go younger, man.

705
00:28:06,852 --> 00:28:08,452
If I recall, you're five years
older than him.

706
00:28:08,454 --> 00:28:10,320
You know, fuck you, Favreau.
What...

707
00:28:10,322 --> 00:28:12,523
Nah. You fucked me
on "Swingers."

708
00:28:12,525 --> 00:28:13,857
You fucked m...
You're always fucking me.

709
00:28:13,859 --> 00:28:15,192
I offered you "Swingers."

710
00:28:15,194 --> 00:28:16,694
You couldn't do it
because of "Viking Quest."

711
00:28:16,696 --> 00:28:17,861
You coulda shot around me!

712
00:28:17,863 --> 00:28:19,229
Just because you're short

713
00:28:19,231 --> 00:28:20,531
doesn't mean you can't
achieve your goals, E.

714
00:28:20,533 --> 00:28:21,799
No, I-I know that.

715
00:28:21,801 --> 00:28:23,300
Do you think
I'd have a super bowl ring

716
00:28:23,302 --> 00:28:25,302
if I listened to everybody
who told me I was too short?

717
00:28:25,304 --> 00:28:26,970
Right.

718
00:28:26,972 --> 00:28:29,873
We're thinking of honeymooning
in Moscow or the Ukraine.

719
00:28:29,875 --> 00:28:31,308
We know
it's not traditional.

720
00:28:31,310 --> 00:28:33,210
Traditional?
Fuck traditional.

721
00:28:33,212 --> 00:28:34,912
Don't they shoot guys like you
over there?

722
00:28:34,914 --> 00:28:36,180
That's Uganda.

723
00:28:36,182 --> 00:28:38,215
Go to Hawaii.
Do yourself a fuckin' favor.

724
00:28:39,885 --> 00:28:41,218
Molly.
Anyone want Molly?

725
00:28:41,220 --> 00:28:43,253
Molly. Molly.
Anyone want Molly?

726
00:28:43,255 --> 00:28:45,389
I thought you
don't do drugs anymore, Billy.

727
00:28:45,391 --> 00:28:47,691
I don't do<i> angry</i> drugs
anymore, Drama.

728
00:28:47,693 --> 00:28:49,159
Give me two.

729
00:28:49,161 --> 00:28:51,095
I'm sure Ari has seen
an unfinished film before.

730
00:28:51,097 --> 00:28:52,529
Not one<i> I've</i> directed.

731
00:28:52,531 --> 00:28:55,399
You're really nervous, huh?
It's cute.

732
00:28:55,401 --> 00:28:57,101
What, you never get nervous
before a photo shoot?

733
00:28:57,103 --> 00:28:58,736
No, I know
what I look like.

734
00:28:58,738 --> 00:29:01,505
Everyone make sure you fill out
a non-disclosure agreement

735
00:29:01,507 --> 00:29:04,241
or you cannot stay
for the screening.

736
00:29:04,243 --> 00:29:06,777
Oh, e, this house is sick.
When did Vince buy it?

737
00:29:06,779 --> 00:29:08,378
It's not Vince's.
It's Turtle's.

738
00:29:08,380 --> 00:29:11,515
You're kidding. How much
does this fucking guy make?

739
00:29:11,517 --> 00:29:13,717
Excuse me, miss. You can't use a
pencil when you're filling out the NDA.

740
00:29:13,719 --> 00:29:15,419
So, that's a true story?

741
00:29:15,421 --> 00:29:17,855
You beat up four guys for
gettin' loud at a movie theater?

742
00:29:17,857 --> 00:29:19,356
Well,
the press exaggerated.

743
00:29:19,358 --> 00:29:21,925
I just broke one guy's jaw
and another guy's nose.

744
00:29:21,927 --> 00:29:24,027
And the third guy...
There wasn't really four.

745
00:29:24,029 --> 00:29:26,864
The third guy, I just threw over
my shoulder, and he ran off.

746
00:29:26,866 --> 00:29:29,099
A boyfriend with you
or anything? And what'd he do?

747
00:29:29,101 --> 00:29:31,401
No, I haven't had a boyfriend
in like two years.

748
00:29:31,403 --> 00:29:33,237
Too focused on my career.
Oh.

749
00:29:33,239 --> 00:29:34,605
You're in
four fucking scenes,

750
00:29:34,607 --> 00:29:36,406
and you expect me
to get you a magazine cover?

751
00:29:36,408 --> 00:29:37,941
Scarlett Jo wasn't even
on camera in "Her."

752
00:29:37,943 --> 00:29:39,376
She got a cover.

753
00:29:39,378 --> 00:29:41,411
Yeah, well, if you had her tits,
I can get you a cover.

754
00:29:41,413 --> 00:29:43,747
I got a couple covers
Comin' out, Drama.

755
00:29:43,749 --> 00:29:45,816
Even a few I turned down.

756
00:29:45,818 --> 00:29:47,718
What the fuck
you Makin' over here?

757
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:49,720
Little potion for E.

758
00:29:49,722 --> 00:29:52,790
Molly, water,
and a touch of Viagra.

759
00:29:52,792 --> 00:29:54,792
What did I do wrong
with my life?

760
00:29:54,794 --> 00:29:56,927
This is a normal
Tuesday afternoon?

761
00:29:56,929 --> 00:29:58,662
You got to see
our<i> Wednesday</i> parties.

762
00:29:58,664 --> 00:30:00,230
Ari!
You got invited.

763
00:30:00,232 --> 00:30:02,132
I want you to meet my fiancé, Greg.
No, Lloyd! No!

764
00:30:02,134 --> 00:30:03,801
Eric Murphy.
Travis Mccredle.

765
00:30:03,803 --> 00:30:04,935
Nice to meet you, Travis.
Hi.

766
00:30:04,937 --> 00:30:06,470
Eric manages Vinnie.
Oh.

767
00:30:06,472 --> 00:30:09,273
And Travis's father
co-finances our entire slate.

768
00:30:09,275 --> 00:30:11,241
All that money's
gonna be mine someday,

769
00:30:11,243 --> 00:30:15,646
so I prefer you consider
that I co-financed the slate.

770
00:30:15,648 --> 00:30:17,314
Fuck me.

771
00:30:17,316 --> 00:30:19,616
Is that Emily Ratajkowski over
there talkin' to Vinnie Chase?

772
00:30:19,618 --> 00:30:20,651
Sure is.

773
00:30:20,653 --> 00:30:21,985
You want to meet her?

774
00:30:21,987 --> 00:30:23,487
Well,
I want to marry her,

775
00:30:23,489 --> 00:30:25,529
but you got to
start somewhere, right?

776
00:30:26,492 --> 00:30:27,491
Oh, boy.

777
00:30:27,493 --> 00:30:29,026
E, have some water.

778
00:30:29,028 --> 00:30:30,294
Why?
You look parched.

779
00:30:30,296 --> 00:30:31,995
Almost sickly.
Are you serious?

780
00:30:31,997 --> 00:30:32,996
You're yellow, bro.

781
00:30:32,998 --> 00:30:34,464
Vinnie Chase!

782
00:30:34,466 --> 00:30:37,367
Big fan of your work,
especially "Aquaman 2."

783
00:30:37,369 --> 00:30:40,137
Ah, thanks. But I was
only in the first "Aquaman."

784
00:30:40,139 --> 00:30:42,339
Well, all those
comic-book movies

785
00:30:42,341 --> 00:30:44,174
start to blend together
after a while.

786
00:30:44,176 --> 00:30:45,943
Except for "The Avengers."

787
00:30:45,945 --> 00:30:48,345
All five of those heroes
on screen at one time.

788
00:30:48,347 --> 00:30:50,314
That was really something,
wasn't it?

789
00:30:50,316 --> 00:30:51,515
Yeah, well...

790
00:30:51,517 --> 00:30:53,350
Travis, have you met
Emily Ratajkowski?

791
00:30:53,352 --> 00:30:55,519
No, but I feel like
we already know each other.

792
00:30:55,521 --> 00:30:58,021
I saw your<i> sports illustrated</i>
spread on the plane.

793
00:30:58,023 --> 00:31:00,390
That looked cold.
Was that cold?

794
00:31:00,392 --> 00:31:01,191
It was.

795
00:31:01,193 --> 00:31:03,227
Well, it was still hot.

796
00:31:05,530 --> 00:31:07,698
Travis, Vinnie
would like to thank you

797
00:31:07,700 --> 00:31:09,900
for all the support that
you've given him on his movie.

798
00:31:09,902 --> 00:31:11,034
Yes.

799
00:31:11,036 --> 00:31:12,736
$100 million-plus
with P&A.

800
00:31:12,738 --> 00:31:14,037
And I hear
you're lookin' for more.

801
00:31:14,039 --> 00:31:15,572
Just a little.

802
00:31:15,574 --> 00:31:18,609
Well, I'm lookin' forward
to being able to explain why.

803
00:31:20,178 --> 00:31:22,379
I'm gonna go get a drink.
Let you guys talk?

804
00:31:22,381 --> 00:31:23,714
Okay.

805
00:31:24,849 --> 00:31:26,750
Vince,
I-Is... is that your girl?

806
00:31:26,752 --> 00:31:28,418
Oh, no.
We're just friends.

807
00:31:28,420 --> 00:31:30,821
Oh. So I'm free in the clear
to go for that?

808
00:31:30,823 --> 00:31:32,022
Uh, yeah.

809
00:31:32,024 --> 00:31:33,557
I don't know
what I'm askin' you for.

810
00:31:33,559 --> 00:31:35,959
You don't own every piece
of pussy in this town, do you?

811
00:31:55,381 --> 00:31:57,547
Mr. Suit.

812
00:31:57,549 --> 00:31:59,616
Are you okay?

813
00:31:59,618 --> 00:32:00,918
I feel strange.

814
00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:02,352
Strange how?

815
00:32:02,354 --> 00:32:04,922
My dick gets hard
every time a girl looks at me.

816
00:32:04,924 --> 00:32:07,357
Like, today or always?

817
00:32:10,062 --> 00:32:11,495
You're cute.

818
00:32:12,563 --> 00:32:15,065
I should probably
go talk to her.

819
00:32:15,067 --> 00:32:18,068
Seems like
the right move, Suit.

820
00:32:18,070 --> 00:32:19,770
You're a good guy,
Bill.

821
00:32:19,772 --> 00:32:22,940
Maybe I could finance
somethin' for you to star in.

822
00:32:22,942 --> 00:32:24,775
Have you seen
anything I've done, or...?

823
00:32:24,777 --> 00:32:26,777
Uh, not in complete,
but I've seen that trailer

824
00:32:26,779 --> 00:32:29,413
for that new one you got
Comin' out maybe 500 times.

825
00:32:29,415 --> 00:32:31,782
Maybe you want to finance
something for<i> me</i> to star in.

826
00:32:31,784 --> 00:32:33,483
I'm Johnny,
Vince's brother.

827
00:32:33,485 --> 00:32:35,652
Oh. Hey.

828
00:32:35,654 --> 00:32:37,220
You're an actor, too?

829
00:32:37,222 --> 00:32:39,556
Yeah.
What've you been in?

830
00:32:39,558 --> 00:32:40,457
Everything.

831
00:32:40,459 --> 00:32:41,792
Have you seen him
in anything?

832
00:32:41,794 --> 00:32:43,293
Um, I, uh...

833
00:32:43,295 --> 00:32:45,262
I've seen him
in "Viking Quest."

834
00:32:45,264 --> 00:32:47,431
Really?
Yeah, and he's in my movie.

835
00:32:47,433 --> 00:32:48,598
Oh.
Just four scenes.

836
00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:50,300
Four pivotal scenes.
He's amazing.

837
00:32:50,302 --> 00:32:51,969
Really?
Yeah.

838
00:32:51,971 --> 00:32:53,637
One of the reasons why
I wanted to make this movie

839
00:32:53,639 --> 00:32:56,473
is because I knew what that role
would do for my big bro.

840
00:32:56,475 --> 00:32:57,808
It's gonna change his life.

841
00:32:57,810 --> 00:32:58,976
Thanks, bro.

842
00:32:58,978 --> 00:32:59,977
Well, I can't wait
to see it.

843
00:32:59,979 --> 00:33:01,278
I can't either.

844
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:03,413
So, what's up?
Are we gonna do this?

845
00:33:03,415 --> 00:33:05,282
Ari, relax. It's not gonna be
dark for at least an hour.

846
00:33:05,284 --> 00:33:07,417
By the time everyone's seated,
it'll be dark.

847
00:33:07,419 --> 00:33:08,352
Let's go.

848
00:33:08,354 --> 00:33:10,020
All right.
I got to find E.

849
00:33:10,022 --> 00:33:11,188
Fuck E.

850
00:33:11,190 --> 00:33:13,290
To get back
to my conversation...

851
00:33:13,292 --> 00:33:16,126
So, you're a "Viking Quest" fan,
huh?

852
00:33:16,128 --> 00:33:17,294
How long
have you lived here?

853
00:33:17,296 --> 00:33:18,528
Just a couple of months.

854
00:33:18,530 --> 00:33:20,163
It came with
all the furniture and stuff,

855
00:33:20,165 --> 00:33:21,498
so it feels lived-in.

856
00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:23,300
So, what's your deal,
Turtle?

857
00:33:23,302 --> 00:33:24,935
You selling coke
these days?

858
00:33:24,937 --> 00:33:26,103
No.

859
00:33:26,105 --> 00:33:27,771
Why...
Why would you say that?

860
00:33:27,773 --> 00:33:29,639
I say that
'cause the last time I saw you,

861
00:33:29,641 --> 00:33:31,508
you were a fat pothead
living off of Vince.

862
00:33:31,510 --> 00:33:33,643
And now you live
next to Spielberg.

863
00:33:34,546 --> 00:33:36,313
I started a Tequila company.

864
00:33:36,315 --> 00:33:37,714
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.

865
00:33:37,716 --> 00:33:39,316
And I started workin' out.

866
00:33:39,318 --> 00:33:41,284
What do you do,
pilates?

867
00:33:42,653 --> 00:33:46,023
I box a little.
And I... I do cardio.

868
00:33:46,025 --> 00:33:47,524
That's cute.

869
00:33:49,728 --> 00:33:50,994
What?

870
00:33:50,996 --> 00:33:53,130
I think
someone's fuckin' in there.

871
00:33:53,132 --> 00:33:54,364
Come on.

872
00:33:56,001 --> 00:33:57,034
Motherfucker!

873
00:33:57,036 --> 00:33:58,135
Oh, my God!

874
00:33:59,638 --> 00:34:00,771
I got it.
Fucker.

875
00:34:01,706 --> 00:34:02,706
Hey!

876
00:34:02,708 --> 00:34:04,207
Oh!
Oh, shit!

877
00:34:04,209 --> 00:34:08,078
Of all the guys I never thought
I'd catch fuckin' in my room.

878
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:09,546
Sorry.

879
00:34:09,548 --> 00:34:11,748
No, don't be.
I love it. I love it.

880
00:34:11,750 --> 00:34:13,350
Hi, Ronda Rousey.

881
00:34:13,352 --> 00:34:15,452
I won 500 bucks
on your last fight.

882
00:34:18,023 --> 00:34:19,222
Can't wait to watch.

883
00:34:19,224 --> 00:34:20,557
Really?

884
00:34:23,227 --> 00:34:25,062
You said
you were a Virgo?

885
00:34:25,064 --> 00:34:27,564
Oh, uh, I... um, a Gemini.

886
00:34:27,566 --> 00:34:30,233
The, uh,
twins, right?
Yeah.

887
00:34:30,235 --> 00:34:32,069
I love twins.
Uh-huh.

888
00:34:32,071 --> 00:34:33,537
Come on, Vinnie!

889
00:34:33,539 --> 00:34:36,406
Let's roll this motherfucker!

890
00:34:36,408 --> 00:34:37,941
You ever think
about playing basketball?

891
00:34:37,943 --> 00:34:39,576
You ever thought
about signing me?

892
00:34:42,247 --> 00:34:44,081
Guys. Guys.

893
00:34:44,083 --> 00:34:45,682
What the fuck
are we doing?

894
00:34:45,684 --> 00:34:48,885
Vince doesn't want to show you
the movie with this crowd.

895
00:34:48,887 --> 00:34:50,387
Holy shit.
What?

896
00:34:50,389 --> 00:34:52,589
How bad is it?
Ari, it's...

897
00:34:52,591 --> 00:34:54,091
No, you look nervous right now, Vince.
I'm not...

898
00:34:54,093 --> 00:34:55,525
No, I've never
seen you nervous.

899
00:34:55,527 --> 00:34:56,760
Just tell me,
does it suck?

900
00:34:56,762 --> 00:34:57,794
No.
It doesn't suck.

901
00:34:57,796 --> 00:34:59,696
Tell him it doesn't suck.
It doesn't suck.

902
00:34:59,698 --> 00:35:01,164
Film!

903
00:35:02,133 --> 00:35:04,134
Film! Film!
Film! Film!

904
00:35:07,106 --> 00:35:09,439
Come on!
Fuckin' film!

905
00:35:09,441 --> 00:35:11,141
Roll it, Vinnie!
Come on!

906
00:35:11,143 --> 00:35:13,143
Just put it on!

907
00:35:13,145 --> 00:35:16,413
Vinnie, show us
the fuckin' film!

908
00:35:16,415 --> 00:35:18,448
Let's go, baby!

909
00:35:26,290 --> 00:35:29,292
Hey, I-I-I'm gonna...
I'm gonna take care of it.

910
00:35:29,294 --> 00:35:32,295
Vince? Time to get
this show on the road.

911
00:35:32,297 --> 00:35:34,397
I'm getting some quality time
alone with Emily.

912
00:35:34,399 --> 00:35:35,899
What's the runnin' time
on this?

913
00:35:35,901 --> 00:35:37,667
140 minutes.

914
00:35:37,669 --> 00:35:38,802
Jesus.

915
00:35:38,804 --> 00:35:41,505
I like short movies,
Vince, you know?

916
00:35:41,507 --> 00:35:42,606
And... and...
And comedies.

917
00:35:42,608 --> 00:35:43,907
You ever seen
"Bad Grandpa"?

918
00:35:43,909 --> 00:35:45,475
I'm calling this off.
That never gets old.

919
00:35:45,477 --> 00:35:46,977
No... you know, fuck these guys.
Vince.

920
00:35:46,979 --> 00:35:48,411
You know what? Give Travis
and Ari DVDs to take home.

921
00:35:48,413 --> 00:35:49,646
Hold on.
Vince, let's see the...

922
00:35:49,648 --> 00:35:50,981
I know, I-I can watch that
with Emily.

923
00:35:50,983 --> 00:35:53,083
Hey, everyone.

924
00:35:53,085 --> 00:35:54,084
Vinnie!

925
00:35:54,086 --> 00:35:55,206
Good news and bad news.

926
00:35:56,588 --> 00:35:58,455
The bad news
is the projector broke.

927
00:35:58,457 --> 00:36:01,591
No! No, no.
Vinnie, no!

928
00:36:01,593 --> 00:36:04,794
The good news is,
look who just showed up.

929
00:36:04,796 --> 00:36:06,163
Pharrell!

930
00:36:06,165 --> 00:36:07,697
Pharrell?
What the fuck is Pharrell?

931
00:36:07,699 --> 00:36:10,767
Could we possibly convince you
to come up here and perform?

932
00:36:13,005 --> 00:36:15,172
I'm gonna kill Vince.

933
00:36:22,014 --> 00:36:23,046
My life is over.

934
00:36:23,048 --> 00:36:24,181
No, it isn't, Ari.
Relax.

935
00:36:24,183 --> 00:36:25,715
Relax, E?

936
00:36:25,717 --> 00:36:27,851
You remember that Colombian
soccer player that got strung up

937
00:36:27,853 --> 00:36:29,686
by his dick after giving up
the game-winning goal?

938
00:36:29,688 --> 00:36:32,189
Well, that's where we're headed
if this movie tanks.

939
00:36:32,191 --> 00:36:33,857
Vince will not come back
from this,

940
00:36:33,859 --> 00:36:36,193
neither will I,
and neither will you.

941
00:36:36,195 --> 00:36:38,461
Relax knowin' that!

942
00:36:43,467 --> 00:36:45,001
I don't ask for much, do I?

943
00:36:45,003 --> 00:36:47,504
Health and happiness
for the kids, peace on earth...

944
00:36:47,506 --> 00:36:51,041
The wife to have bigger tits...
Only sometimes.

945
00:36:51,043 --> 00:36:52,883
But I'm...
What are you doin'?

946
00:36:54,712 --> 00:36:55,845
Nothin'.

947
00:36:55,847 --> 00:36:57,547
You didn't come to bed.

948
00:36:57,549 --> 00:37:00,250
No, I... I haven't...
What?

949
00:37:00,252 --> 00:37:01,851
What,
are you praying?

950
00:37:01,853 --> 00:37:04,187
Yeah.
Somethin' wrong with that?

951
00:37:04,189 --> 00:37:05,722
Well, you don't
believe in God, so...

952
00:37:05,724 --> 00:37:08,191
For the good stuff,
I do.

953
00:37:08,193 --> 00:37:09,859
It's 2:00 a.m.

954
00:37:09,861 --> 00:37:11,895
You sat down
to watch this movie at midnight.

955
00:37:11,897 --> 00:37:13,330
I'm mentally prepping.

956
00:37:13,332 --> 00:37:16,600
I'm gonna start now.
You want to join me?
You said I couldn't.

957
00:37:16,602 --> 00:37:18,868
Well, you could blow me
through it, in case it sucks.

958
00:37:18,870 --> 00:37:20,070
Ease the pain?

959
00:37:20,072 --> 00:37:21,438
Good luck.
I'll see you in bed.

960
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:22,906
I love you.

961
00:37:22,908 --> 00:37:24,641
I love you, too.

962
00:37:28,346 --> 00:37:29,646
Ah.

963
00:37:35,286 --> 00:37:37,354
Don't fuck me on this,
Vinnie.

964
00:37:38,890 --> 00:37:42,325
Don't you fuck me.

965
00:38:50,461 --> 00:38:53,830
<i>Sadly, all good parties
must come to an end.</i>

966
00:39:04,975 --> 00:39:06,176
Oh, come on.

967
00:39:06,178 --> 00:39:08,511
There is no way
Emily would bang that Yokel.

968
00:39:08,513 --> 00:39:09,713
I'm tellin' you...
She left with him.

969
00:39:09,715 --> 00:39:11,314
I don't care.
No way.

970
00:39:11,316 --> 00:39:13,450
These guys with money always
get women out of their league.

971
00:39:13,452 --> 00:39:15,018
Oh, you mean
like Turtle and Ronda?

972
00:39:15,020 --> 00:39:17,620
Oh, please... she's more likely
to break his windpipe

973
00:39:17,622 --> 00:39:19,289
than bang
his malnourished ass.

974
00:39:19,291 --> 00:39:20,357
Huh. We'll see.

975
00:39:20,359 --> 00:39:21,858
We were textin' all night.

976
00:39:21,860 --> 00:39:24,227
<i>And</i> she sent me a sexy pic.

977
00:39:24,229 --> 00:39:25,595
Yeah, right.
Shut up.

978
00:39:26,364 --> 00:39:27,831
Mm-hmm.

979
00:39:27,833 --> 00:39:29,666
That's a fight-promo pic.

980
00:39:29,668 --> 00:39:31,067
Not released yet,
though, bitch.

981
00:39:31,069 --> 00:39:32,402
And she just said,

982
00:39:32,404 --> 00:39:34,204
"I'm sending an uber for you
in 90 minutes,"

983
00:39:34,206 --> 00:39:35,739
so...
Both of you.

984
00:39:35,741 --> 00:39:38,308
Professional pics,
Uber car...

985
00:39:38,310 --> 00:39:41,144
She wants<i> somethin'</i> from you,
and it ain't your dick, bro.

986
00:39:41,146 --> 00:39:43,546
I agree... she probably
wants you to make her some money

987
00:39:43,548 --> 00:39:46,049
now that
you're Mini-Mark Cuban.

988
00:39:46,051 --> 00:39:47,550
That's fine.

989
00:39:47,552 --> 00:39:50,019
Truth is, I-I'd rather work
with her than date her, anyway.

990
00:39:50,021 --> 00:39:51,988
Oh, you are
so full of shit, Turtle.

991
00:39:51,990 --> 00:39:53,890
Yeah, or maybe
those skinny pills he's takin'

992
00:39:53,892 --> 00:39:55,225
are filled with estrogen.

993
00:39:55,227 --> 00:39:56,226
Yo, yo.
Yo.

994
00:39:56,228 --> 00:39:57,394
Hey, mornin', bro.

995
00:39:57,396 --> 00:39:58,395
Any word from Ari?

996
00:39:58,397 --> 00:39:59,829
Radio silence.

997
00:39:59,831 --> 00:40:02,098
Ah, he probably hasn't even
watched it yet, Vin.

998
00:40:02,100 --> 00:40:04,968
Yeah, maybe
his DVD player broke.

999
00:40:06,170 --> 00:40:07,904
Hey, sit down, bro.

1000
00:40:07,906 --> 00:40:10,740
I made your favorite...
Hand-rolled croissants,

1001
00:40:10,742 --> 00:40:14,210
eggs Benedict with champagne
Sherry-Infused Béarnaise sauce

1002
00:40:14,212 --> 00:40:15,578
and freshly squeezed
Guava juice.

1003
00:40:15,580 --> 00:40:16,946
That's<i> your</i> favorite.

1004
00:40:16,948 --> 00:40:19,983
Johnny, this looks great,
but I'm not really hungry.

1005
00:40:20,684 --> 00:40:22,051
Hey, come on.

1006
00:40:22,053 --> 00:40:24,721
Even if Ari hated the movie,
who gives a shit?

1007
00:40:24,723 --> 00:40:26,756
He's still a fuckin' agent
at heart.

1008
00:40:26,758 --> 00:40:28,458
Yeah, seriously, bro.
Fuck Ari.

1009
00:40:28,460 --> 00:40:29,459
Yeah, fuck 'im.

1010
00:40:29,461 --> 00:40:30,727
Fuck Ari.

1011
00:40:30,729 --> 00:40:32,162
Thanks, guys.

1012
00:40:33,864 --> 00:40:34,998
It's Ari.

1013
00:40:35,900 --> 00:40:37,634
Think he heard us?
What'd he say?

1014
00:40:37,636 --> 00:40:39,102
He wants us
to go out front.

1015
00:40:39,104 --> 00:40:40,837
Why?

1016
00:40:43,107 --> 00:40:44,274
Wow.

1017
00:40:44,276 --> 00:40:46,042
Holy shit.

1018
00:40:46,044 --> 00:40:47,110
Look at this beauty!

1019
00:40:47,112 --> 00:40:48,411
I guess he<i> didn't</i>
hate the movie.

1020
00:40:48,413 --> 00:40:50,547
No, actually,
he loved it.

1021
00:40:50,549 --> 00:40:53,483
"Vinnie, I'm blown away.
Blown away.

1022
00:40:53,485 --> 00:40:55,718
And, E,
you've done good, too."

1023
00:41:02,127 --> 00:41:05,295
Any mention of<i> me</i>
in that note, bro?

1024
00:41:24,483 --> 00:41:25,515
All right,
here we go!

1025
00:41:25,517 --> 00:41:27,250
Yeah!
Oh, yeah, baby!

1026
00:41:36,862 --> 00:41:40,163
I really need an answer, Ari.
Time is running out.

1027
00:41:40,165 --> 00:41:43,166
Isn't my offering up my house
for the ceremony enough, Lloyd?

1028
00:41:43,168 --> 00:41:46,636
No, even though
that is so amazingly generous,

1029
00:41:46,638 --> 00:41:48,505
this is
so much more important to me.

1030
00:41:48,507 --> 00:41:49,973
I need more information.

1031
00:41:49,975 --> 00:41:52,342
Like what?
Like what will you be wearing?

1032
00:41:52,344 --> 00:41:53,710
I know
it can't be white

1033
00:41:53,712 --> 00:41:55,345
because you've been banged
more times than...

1034
00:41:55,347 --> 00:41:56,746
Ari!

1035
00:41:58,182 --> 00:41:59,616
Hey, Liam.

1036
00:41:59,618 --> 00:42:01,451
Go fuck yourself,
Ari.

1037
00:42:01,453 --> 00:42:04,120
Forgive and forget, buddy.
No?

1038
00:42:05,356 --> 00:42:06,789
Hey, schindler.

1039
00:42:06,791 --> 00:42:09,192
Leave no Jew behind!

1040
00:42:09,194 --> 00:42:10,026
Ari?!

1041
00:42:10,028 --> 00:42:11,494
Listen, Lloyd, I love you,

1042
00:42:11,496 --> 00:42:13,856
but I just...
I can't commit.

1043
00:42:20,337 --> 00:42:21,771
Really?

1044
00:42:24,409 --> 00:42:25,508
Oh, God.

1045
00:42:29,380 --> 00:42:32,048
Hey, Ari. Tell me
you're not parkin' there.

1046
00:42:32,050 --> 00:42:35,385
My studio, Ed. Don't force me to
revoke your parking privileges.

1047
00:42:35,387 --> 00:42:37,086
Fucking asshole!

1048
00:42:38,188 --> 00:42:41,057
Who is insane enough
to park in my spot, Allen?

1049
00:42:41,059 --> 00:42:43,026
Uh, I do not know.
Tow it.

1050
00:42:43,028 --> 00:42:44,527
Actually, you know what,
I'm in a good mood.

1051
00:42:44,529 --> 00:42:45,728
Just spit on it.

1052
00:42:45,730 --> 00:42:47,497
Oh, that's<i> my</i> car, Ari.

1053
00:42:47,499 --> 00:42:49,532
Travis Mccredle's here
to see you.

1054
00:42:49,534 --> 00:42:51,034
I can see that now.

1055
00:42:51,036 --> 00:42:52,068
Sorry.

1056
00:42:52,070 --> 00:42:53,770
Didn't know
where else to put it.

1057
00:42:53,772 --> 00:42:54,771
That's okay.

1058
00:42:54,773 --> 00:42:55,838
What's happening?

1059
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:57,173
You get a chance
to look at

1060
00:42:57,175 --> 00:42:59,075
Vinnie chase's masterpiece
last night?

1061
00:42:59,077 --> 00:43:01,358
I did.
You got a minute to chat?

1062
00:43:01,412 --> 00:43:02,545
Yes. Yes, yes, yes.

1063
00:43:02,547 --> 00:43:03,580
Uh...
Great.

1064
00:43:03,582 --> 00:43:05,114
Hold all my calls,
Allen.

1065
00:43:05,116 --> 00:43:06,883
But remember you have
couples therapy at 11:00.

1066
00:43:06,885 --> 00:43:08,751
Oh, and... and, Ari.
Ari.

1067
00:43:08,753 --> 00:43:10,353
Do you still want me
to spit on his car?

1068
00:43:11,922 --> 00:43:13,289
Wow!

1069
00:43:13,291 --> 00:43:14,357
What a space.

1070
00:43:14,359 --> 00:43:15,692
Ah, it's comfy, huh?

1071
00:43:15,694 --> 00:43:17,260
You should see
my father's work office.

1072
00:43:17,262 --> 00:43:19,762
I bet your father has
a much nicer office than this.

1073
00:43:19,764 --> 00:43:21,197
No, my father
doesn't believe in

1074
00:43:21,199 --> 00:43:24,100
wastin' money
on extravagant office settings.

1075
00:43:24,102 --> 00:43:26,536
My father believes in
puttin' money into product,

1076
00:43:26,538 --> 00:43:29,639
whether that's pig's ears we're
sellin' for dogs to chew on

1077
00:43:29,641 --> 00:43:31,307
or methane gas
for middle easterners

1078
00:43:31,309 --> 00:43:32,542
to poison each other
with.

1079
00:43:32,544 --> 00:43:34,243
Yes.
Well, you know what?

1080
00:43:34,245 --> 00:43:36,613
I tried your father...
waitin' to hear back.

1081
00:43:36,615 --> 00:43:39,782
I spoke to him. I told him he didn't
need to call you until after we spoke.

1082
00:43:39,784 --> 00:43:41,618
Oh. I, obviously,
didn't like the movie

1083
00:43:41,620 --> 00:43:43,119
as much as you did, Ari.

1084
00:43:43,121 --> 00:43:45,321
No?
No, it's no masterpiece.

1085
00:43:45,323 --> 00:43:47,223
Ah.
Not from these eyes'
perspective.

1086
00:43:47,225 --> 00:43:50,560
Well... and, uh, what type of
training do you have to judge that?

1087
00:43:50,562 --> 00:43:53,329
I went to the Austin P.A.
film academy for a semester,

1088
00:43:53,331 --> 00:43:56,065
and all my teachers said
I had tremendous taste.

1089
00:43:56,067 --> 00:43:58,668
I can... see it
in your wardrobe.

1090
00:44:00,005 --> 00:44:03,172
Look, Ari, I have thoughts
about this movie,

1091
00:44:03,174 --> 00:44:06,175
and my father would like
for you to take them seriously.

1092
00:44:06,177 --> 00:44:07,176
Thoughts?

1093
00:44:07,178 --> 00:44:08,811
You have notes?

1094
00:44:08,813 --> 00:44:10,647
Whatever
you want to call them.

1095
00:44:10,649 --> 00:44:12,181
But most of them
revolve around

1096
00:44:12,183 --> 00:44:14,584
cutting out
Vincent Chase's mutant brother.

1097
00:44:14,586 --> 00:44:16,452
Drama.

1098
00:44:16,454 --> 00:44:20,390
Yeah. He's an abomination
and he's got to go.

1099
00:44:21,859 --> 00:44:23,660
The challenge for me was

1100
00:44:23,662 --> 00:44:26,162
I was the only human
in that scene.

1101
00:44:26,164 --> 00:44:27,797
Everyone else
was living dead.

1102
00:44:27,799 --> 00:44:29,666
So how did that affect
how you played the role?

1103
00:44:29,668 --> 00:44:31,334
It didn't.

1104
00:44:31,336 --> 00:44:32,835
It couldn't.

1105
00:44:32,837 --> 00:44:34,303
I had to be real.

1106
00:44:34,305 --> 00:44:36,839
If I played into it,
no way it could be.

1107
00:44:36,841 --> 00:44:38,474
That's really interesting.

1108
00:44:38,476 --> 00:44:39,942
Yeah.

1109
00:44:39,944 --> 00:44:41,678
Now, come on, baby.

1110
00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:43,146
Show me a little nip.

1111
00:44:43,148 --> 00:44:45,214
Please?
You are relentless.

1112
00:44:45,216 --> 00:44:47,350
This is like our third session
since last night.

1113
00:44:47,352 --> 00:44:48,785
Yeah, well,
I'm a little stressed

1114
00:44:48,787 --> 00:44:50,186
about an audition
I got tomorrow,

1115
00:44:50,188 --> 00:44:52,789
and your voice,
it soothes me.

1116
00:44:52,791 --> 00:44:54,157
Take it as a compliment.

1117
00:44:54,159 --> 00:44:55,558
Fine.

1118
00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:57,560
Unbutton your pants.

1119
00:44:57,562 --> 00:44:59,195
Oh, yeah, baby.

1120
00:44:59,197 --> 00:45:00,363
Oh, yeah.

1121
00:45:02,167 --> 00:45:05,034
Oh, that's what
I'm talkin' about.

1122
00:45:05,036 --> 00:45:06,703
Jen!
Oh!

1123
00:45:06,705 --> 00:45:08,037
What the fuck are you doin'?

1124
00:45:08,039 --> 00:45:09,172
Randy! You're supposed to be
in chatsworth!

1125
00:45:09,174 --> 00:45:11,007
Who the fuck is this loser?

1126
00:45:11,009 --> 00:45:12,175
You don't need to
call me a loser, bro.

1127
00:45:12,177 --> 00:45:13,710
Jesus.
Put some fucking clothes on!

1128
00:45:13,712 --> 00:45:16,045
Oh, my God! You're not
supposed to be here! Listen to me!

1129
00:45:16,047 --> 00:45:17,980
I'm gonna find you, you hear me?
You're gonna pay for this.

1130
00:45:17,982 --> 00:45:19,315
I'm gonna hunt you down,

1131
00:45:19,317 --> 00:45:21,350
and you're gonna
fuckin' pay for this!

1132
00:45:21,352 --> 00:45:23,186
Johnny, I'm so sorry.
This wasn't...

1133
00:45:23,188 --> 00:45:26,389
Yo, Johnny,
want to drop me at editing?

1134
00:45:26,391 --> 00:45:27,223
Yeah, sure, bro.

1135
00:45:27,225 --> 00:45:29,545
What the fuck
are you doin'?

1136
00:45:32,062 --> 00:45:34,063
You think I should
start a Vodka company?

1137
00:45:34,065 --> 00:45:35,565
I think you would kill it.

1138
00:45:35,567 --> 00:45:36,733
But I don't even drink.

1139
00:45:36,735 --> 00:45:37,934
Really?

1140
00:45:37,936 --> 00:45:39,936
Uh, look.
I got a ton of ideas.

1141
00:45:39,938 --> 00:45:41,204
You should have
a fitness app

1142
00:45:41,206 --> 00:45:43,940
and, like,
your own clothing line.

1143
00:45:43,942 --> 00:45:46,242
What, you don't think
my brand's doing fine already?

1144
00:45:46,244 --> 00:45:49,245
I think you could always
be doing better, no?

1145
00:45:49,247 --> 00:45:52,448
I'm confused.
Is this a business meeting?

1146
00:45:52,450 --> 00:45:53,783
Uh...

1147
00:45:53,785 --> 00:45:55,952
'Cause I didn't know.
I didn't know either.

1148
00:45:55,954 --> 00:45:58,087
I-Is this a date?

1149
00:45:58,089 --> 00:46:00,256
I don't cook for people
who are tryin' to pitch me.

1150
00:46:00,258 --> 00:46:01,557
Whatever.

1151
00:46:01,559 --> 00:46:03,593
I thought a nice, normal guy
wanted to hang out for once.

1152
00:46:03,595 --> 00:46:05,261
I did! I do!

1153
00:46:05,263 --> 00:46:07,764
No one under 250 pounds ever
has the balls to talk to me.

1154
00:46:07,766 --> 00:46:10,266
I should've known better.
No, no. It's not like that.

1155
00:46:10,268 --> 00:46:12,635
You should go.
Just see yourself out, Turtle.

1156
00:46:12,637 --> 00:46:14,103
Ronda, come on.

1157
00:46:14,105 --> 00:46:16,439
You should go before
I feel like hitting something.

1158
00:46:16,441 --> 00:46:17,874
I'll call you an Uber.

1159
00:46:17,876 --> 00:46:20,643
An Uberx, actually.

1160
00:46:20,645 --> 00:46:22,578
Motherfuckin' asshole.

1161
00:46:22,580 --> 00:46:24,981
Well, what do you mean he won't
release any more money? Why not?

1162
00:46:24,983 --> 00:46:26,315
I'm dealing with it.

1163
00:46:26,317 --> 00:46:27,750
I thought you said
his opinion didn't matter.

1164
00:46:27,752 --> 00:46:29,285
It doesn't,
and I'm dealing with it.

1165
00:46:29,287 --> 00:46:30,586
Well,
you better deal fast,

1166
00:46:30,588 --> 00:46:32,455
'cause we can't finish the movie
without money.

1167
00:46:32,457 --> 00:46:34,290
Really? 'Cause
I thought we could finish
it with Froot Loops.

1168
00:46:34,292 --> 00:46:35,658
You're funny
but did you tell Vince?

1169
00:46:35,660 --> 00:46:37,059
'Cause he's on his way
to editing.

1170
00:46:37,061 --> 00:46:39,162
I'm telling<i> you</i>
'cause it's your job,

1171
00:46:39,164 --> 00:46:42,165
along with going over
budget and being short,
to tell him these things.

1172
00:46:42,167 --> 00:46:43,933
You need to call him 'cause
I'm walkin' into Lamaze class.

1173
00:46:43,935 --> 00:46:45,468
Nothing says
you're working hard

1174
00:46:45,470 --> 00:46:47,904
more than Lamaze class
at noon on a Wednesday, E.

1175
00:46:47,906 --> 00:46:49,806
Thanks for nothin'.

1176
00:46:49,808 --> 00:46:51,240
Hey, baby.

1177
00:46:51,975 --> 00:46:53,242
I'm excited for therapy.

1178
00:46:53,244 --> 00:46:54,844
Don't be.
It's a waste of fuckin' money.

1179
00:46:54,846 --> 00:46:55,845
Hey, Kelsey.

1180
00:46:55,847 --> 00:46:56,846
Ari. Melissa.

1181
00:46:56,848 --> 00:46:58,080
Hi.
You okay?

1182
00:46:58,082 --> 00:46:59,749
I'm here,
so I'm fucked.

1183
00:46:59,751 --> 00:47:01,584
Since<i> you're</i> here, I'm guessing
you're fucked as well.

1184
00:47:01,586 --> 00:47:03,786
Nice seein' ya!

1185
00:47:03,788 --> 00:47:05,922
This should be fun.

1186
00:47:05,924 --> 00:47:07,590
Breathe in.

1187
00:47:07,592 --> 00:47:11,661
One, two, three.

1188
00:47:11,663 --> 00:47:12,962
And continue.

1189
00:47:12,964 --> 00:47:14,664
What about the name Ryan?

1190
00:47:14,666 --> 00:47:15,998
For a boy or a girl?

1191
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:16,999
Either.

1192
00:47:17,001 --> 00:47:19,001
I like it.

1193
00:47:19,003 --> 00:47:21,037
But Ryan Murphy
created "Glee."

1194
00:47:21,039 --> 00:47:24,373
And you think people
will confuse our baby with him?

1195
00:47:24,375 --> 00:47:26,876
If we name our baby Ryan Murphy,
then, yeah, I do.

1196
00:47:29,848 --> 00:47:33,015
Why does Chad Lowe
keep starin' at you?

1197
00:47:33,017 --> 00:47:36,185
Hey. How are you?

1198
00:47:40,958 --> 00:47:42,325
Would you stop?

1199
00:47:42,327 --> 00:47:44,026
What, I just
didn't know you were dating.

1200
00:47:44,028 --> 00:47:45,962
We went out a couple of times.
It's not a big deal.

1201
00:47:45,964 --> 00:47:48,030
Yeah. Wonder what the girl he's with
would think about that.

1202
00:47:48,032 --> 00:47:49,899
They're not together.

1203
00:47:49,901 --> 00:47:51,500
Then what are they doin'
in Lamaze class?

1204
00:47:51,502 --> 00:47:53,703
What are<i> we</i> doing
in Lamaze class?

1205
00:47:53,705 --> 00:47:55,872
This is
a fucked-up town.
Yeah.

1206
00:47:55,874 --> 00:47:57,573
You know what?

1207
00:47:57,575 --> 00:48:00,343
I think we're better off
if we don't question each other.

1208
00:48:00,345 --> 00:48:03,212
I agree. But tell me
you haven't had sex.

1209
00:48:03,214 --> 00:48:05,081
Oh, my God.
Are you serious?

1210
00:48:05,083 --> 00:48:06,315
Well, you<i> can't,</i> can you?

1211
00:48:06,317 --> 00:48:08,050
I mean,
with the baby in there.

1212
00:48:08,052 --> 00:48:09,685
I mean, you could hurt it,
right?

1213
00:48:09,687 --> 00:48:10,987
Oh, relax, Eric.

1214
00:48:10,989 --> 00:48:12,822
No,
I'm not having sex.

1215
00:48:12,824 --> 00:48:15,057
And not
because I haven't wanted to.

1216
00:48:15,059 --> 00:48:16,559
Because, I don't know
if you know this,

1217
00:48:16,561 --> 00:48:19,228
but pregnant women
can get very horny.

1218
00:48:19,230 --> 00:48:23,332
Problem is, nobody wants
to have sex with me.

1219
00:48:23,334 --> 00:48:25,234
<i>I'd</i> have sex with you.

1220
00:48:26,069 --> 00:48:28,237
Where are you headed
with this?

1221
00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:29,672
What, are you gonna
tell me you love me

1222
00:48:29,674 --> 00:48:31,107
and you want me back
again?

1223
00:48:31,109 --> 00:48:33,542
Who's talkin' about love?
I'm talkin' about sex.

1224
00:48:33,544 --> 00:48:35,845
I'm saying that I would
have sex with you right now

1225
00:48:35,847 --> 00:48:37,079
if you really need it.

1226
00:48:37,081 --> 00:48:39,561
I just don't want
to get emotional.

1227
00:48:40,551 --> 00:48:43,286
Do you know I haven't even
been held in six months?

1228
00:48:43,288 --> 00:48:46,756
I see that you're<i> already</i>
getting emotional.

1229
00:48:46,758 --> 00:48:48,591
Follow me home.

1230
00:48:48,593 --> 00:48:49,625
Seriously?

1231
00:48:49,627 --> 00:48:50,893
Yeah, sure.
Why not.

1232
00:48:50,895 --> 00:48:52,795
You're clean.
I trust you.

1233
00:48:52,797 --> 00:48:54,363
Sloan.
Yeah?

1234
00:48:54,365 --> 00:48:56,646
I'm not really
that clean.

1235
00:48:57,034 --> 00:48:58,367
What do you mean?

1236
00:48:59,536 --> 00:49:02,238
I had sex with someone
last night.

1237
00:49:02,240 --> 00:49:05,641
Oh, who?
The "I want your cock" texter?

1238
00:49:05,643 --> 00:49:07,209
No, someone else.

1239
00:49:07,211 --> 00:49:10,112
Actually, I had sex
with the texter yesterday also.

1240
00:49:10,114 --> 00:49:12,415
2 girls in 24 hours?

1241
00:49:12,417 --> 00:49:14,550
Well, not by design.
Who are you?

1242
00:49:14,552 --> 00:49:18,421
And why do you always
have to be so fucking honest?

1243
00:49:18,423 --> 00:49:20,089
'Cause that's
just who I am.

1244
00:49:20,091 --> 00:49:21,624
And I guess that's why
we're not together.

1245
00:49:21,626 --> 00:49:24,727
No. We're not together
'cause you fucked my stepmother.

1246
00:49:24,729 --> 00:49:26,128
Don't ever forget that.

1247
00:49:26,130 --> 00:49:27,596
And you told me that
if I came clean and admitted it,

1248
00:49:27,598 --> 00:49:29,632
you'd get over it,
so don't forget<i> that.</i>

1249
00:49:29,634 --> 00:49:31,067
I tried, Eric.

1250
00:49:31,069 --> 00:49:32,601
I mean,
I didn't move to New York

1251
00:49:32,603 --> 00:49:36,138
'cause I really
wanted to try... I did.

1252
00:49:36,140 --> 00:49:38,040
I'll talk to you later.

1253
00:49:44,982 --> 00:49:47,083
Hello.
It's Melanie.

1254
00:49:47,085 --> 00:49:48,985
I need you to meet me
at the little door in 30.

1255
00:49:48,987 --> 00:49:50,086
I didn't think
I'd hear from you.

1256
00:49:50,088 --> 00:49:51,754
Eric, this isn't a social call.

1257
00:49:51,756 --> 00:49:52,788
I'm pregnant.

1258
00:49:52,790 --> 00:49:54,190
And if you don't
meet me in 30,

1259
00:49:54,192 --> 00:49:56,759
the next call you're going to
get is from my attorney.

1260
00:50:00,797 --> 00:50:02,031
Eric.

1261
00:50:02,033 --> 00:50:04,600
I can't believe
I'm gonna say this,

1262
00:50:04,602 --> 00:50:07,336
but I'm willing
to try again.

1263
00:50:09,673 --> 00:50:12,108
Did you hear
what I said?

1264
00:50:13,610 --> 00:50:15,177
Uh...

1265
00:50:16,213 --> 00:50:19,181
Okay. Good talk.

1266
00:50:21,618 --> 00:50:24,553
So, why did you stop
taking the "Anger Meds,"

1267
00:50:24,555 --> 00:50:25,821
as you call them?

1268
00:50:25,823 --> 00:50:27,690
I didn't think they were working.
<i>I</i> did.

1269
00:50:27,692 --> 00:50:29,458
Except to affect me

1270
00:50:29,460 --> 00:50:32,495
in places that I just
didn't want to be affected.

1271
00:50:32,497 --> 00:50:34,397
Have you been unable
to maintain an erection?

1272
00:50:34,399 --> 00:50:36,499
I didn't say that.
Did I say that?

1273
00:50:36,501 --> 00:50:37,900
He's having trouble finishing.

1274
00:50:37,902 --> 00:50:40,036
M-meaning
that I can go all night.

1275
00:50:40,038 --> 00:50:42,204
Boom.

1276
00:50:42,206 --> 00:50:43,539
And now you feel
that he's reverting

1277
00:50:43,541 --> 00:50:46,242
back
to his past behaviors.

1278
00:50:46,244 --> 00:50:47,877
It's as if
we're in a time machine.

1279
00:50:47,879 --> 00:50:50,880
The past behaviors
that almost ended your marriage.

1280
00:50:50,882 --> 00:50:52,014
Yes.

1281
00:50:52,016 --> 00:50:54,216
You don't feel
that is true, Ari?

1282
00:50:54,218 --> 00:50:56,218
No, of course I don't
feel that it's true

1283
00:50:56,220 --> 00:50:57,753
'cause it's<i> not</i> true.

1284
00:50:57,755 --> 00:50:59,855
I promised my wife that if
she let me go back to work,

1285
00:50:59,857 --> 00:51:01,424
it would be nothing but fun,
and it<i> has</i> been.

1286
00:51:01,426 --> 00:51:04,193
I do almost nothing
but smile all day.

1287
00:51:04,195 --> 00:51:06,495
And the anger meds
didn't make me calm.

1288
00:51:06,497 --> 00:51:08,330
They just made me
not able to come,

1289
00:51:08,332 --> 00:51:09,899
which just
made me angry.

1290
00:51:09,901 --> 00:51:11,267
And just
made my wife sore.

1291
00:51:11,269 --> 00:51:15,071
Now, currently,
I am a little bit stressed

1292
00:51:15,073 --> 00:51:16,672
about this giant movie

1293
00:51:16,674 --> 00:51:18,274
because I haven't been able
to see it until yesterday.

1294
00:51:18,276 --> 00:51:19,942
Thank God
it's fucking amazing.

1295
00:51:19,944 --> 00:51:22,878
But suddenly, this little punk
bitch version of Forrest Gump

1296
00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:24,447
thinks that he has
the authority to weigh in

1297
00:51:24,449 --> 00:51:26,182
on cutting my
movie-star director's brother,

1298
00:51:26,184 --> 00:51:29,251
and his fuckin' foghorn leghorn
of a father won't call me back

1299
00:51:29,253 --> 00:51:30,553
to tell me
that he doesn't,

1300
00:51:30,555 --> 00:51:33,089
so, yes, I am
a tiny, tiny bit stressed,

1301
00:51:33,091 --> 00:51:35,357
which is normal, no?

1302
00:51:36,293 --> 00:51:38,961
Why don't we
keep the focus off work?

1303
00:51:38,963 --> 00:51:41,263
Tell her
what you did today.

1304
00:51:41,265 --> 00:51:43,032
What does that have to do
with anything?

1305
00:51:43,034 --> 00:51:44,266
He told
his ex-assistant

1306
00:51:44,268 --> 00:51:45,734
that he could have his wedding
at our house.

1307
00:51:45,736 --> 00:51:47,636
"Ex-assistant."
He's like a daughter to me.

1308
00:51:47,638 --> 00:51:49,538
You didn't even ask me.
Because I thought you'd like it.

1309
00:51:49,540 --> 00:51:51,574
What? 300 Gay men
running around in our yard?

1310
00:51:51,576 --> 00:51:53,742
You're making
bigoted assumptions now, baby.

1311
00:51:53,744 --> 00:51:56,445
Yeah, he said it was gonna be
a Toga-themed wedding

1312
00:51:56,447 --> 00:51:58,781
with glass dildos
as centerpieces.

1313
00:51:58,783 --> 00:52:01,050
That was a joke, obviously.

1314
00:52:01,052 --> 00:52:03,285
He has
these highs and lows.

1315
00:52:03,287 --> 00:52:05,254
It's, like, one minute
he's on the phone, screaming,

1316
00:52:05,256 --> 00:52:07,323
and the next,
he's on the ground, praying.

1317
00:52:07,325 --> 00:52:09,325
And I just have
this feeling in my gut

1318
00:52:09,327 --> 00:52:10,960
that he could explode
at any second.

1319
00:52:10,962 --> 00:52:12,242
It's just not true.

1320
00:52:13,164 --> 00:52:14,463
I told you
to turn that off.

1321
00:52:14,465 --> 00:52:16,432
I thought I did.

1322
00:52:16,434 --> 00:52:18,901
It could be the Texan
or Vince.

1323
00:52:18,903 --> 00:52:20,302
It's the studio.

1324
00:52:22,240 --> 00:52:23,572
It's... it's a new phone
she got me.

1325
00:52:23,574 --> 00:52:25,007
I don't know how
to turn the ringer off.

1326
00:52:25,009 --> 00:52:27,290
Turn the whole power off.
Well, I don't know how to.

1327
00:52:28,312 --> 00:52:29,912
It's the studio again.

1328
00:52:29,914 --> 00:52:31,147
Don't answer that.

1329
00:52:31,149 --> 00:52:32,348
Well, it must be important.
Don't.

1330
00:52:32,350 --> 00:52:33,916
It could be
about the texan or Vince.

1331
00:52:33,918 --> 00:52:36,158
I-I have to take it.
I...

1332
00:52:37,155 --> 00:52:38,454
What?

1333
00:52:38,456 --> 00:52:39,688
Did you show a cut

1334
00:52:39,690 --> 00:52:42,491
of Vince's movie
to Larsen Mccredle's son?

1335
00:52:42,493 --> 00:52:44,160
Yes.
How do you know?

1336
00:52:44,162 --> 00:52:45,461
The editor just called.

1337
00:52:45,463 --> 00:52:47,429
Apparently,
the kid showed up with notes.

1338
00:52:47,431 --> 00:52:49,165
Jesus.
Is Vince there?

1339
00:52:49,167 --> 00:52:50,299
Not yet.

1340
00:52:50,301 --> 00:52:52,468
But the kid said,
and I'm quoting,

1341
00:52:52,470 --> 00:52:54,670
"that pretty-boy director
is locked out,

1342
00:52:54,672 --> 00:52:57,606
along with everyone else,
until I say so."

1343
00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:05,181
Ari?

1344
00:53:05,183 --> 00:53:07,683
Ari?
I got to go, Dana.

1345
00:53:13,390 --> 00:53:15,558
I'm okay to continue.

1346
00:53:16,994 --> 00:53:18,794
Look, maybe
she<i> did</i> want to bang you.

1347
00:53:18,796 --> 00:53:20,663
My bad.
Yeah.<i> Your</i> bad.

1348
00:53:20,665 --> 00:53:22,531
You totally
got in my head.

1349
00:53:22,533 --> 00:53:24,366
Why don't you just call her
and apologize?

1350
00:53:24,368 --> 00:53:26,702
I already did. She sent me
straight to voice-mail.

1351
00:53:26,704 --> 00:53:27,536
Twice.

1352
00:53:27,538 --> 00:53:29,505
Look, Turtle, I'm sorry.

1353
00:53:29,507 --> 00:53:31,740
But I got my own problems
right now.

1354
00:53:31,742 --> 00:53:33,709
Don't fuck girls with boyfriends
and you wouldn't.

1355
00:53:33,711 --> 00:53:35,678
She never mentioned
she had a boyfriend.

1356
00:53:35,680 --> 00:53:37,313
I wouldn't
worry about it.

1357
00:53:37,315 --> 00:53:39,515
Unless she sells you out,
how's he gonna find you anyway?

1358
00:53:39,517 --> 00:53:41,083
Well,
maybe he recognized me.

1359
00:53:41,085 --> 00:53:42,384
Come on.
What are the odds of that?

1360
00:53:42,386 --> 00:53:43,752
Billion to one,
at least.

1361
00:53:43,754 --> 00:53:45,221
Could you please
not make fun of me?

1362
00:53:45,223 --> 00:53:46,789
Ever?

1363
00:53:48,191 --> 00:53:51,427
All right,
what's the problem?

1364
00:53:51,429 --> 00:53:53,829
You know what
I'm auditioning for tomorrow?

1365
00:53:53,831 --> 00:53:56,365
Victim number three
on "The Mentalist."

1366
00:53:56,367 --> 00:53:59,235
An old, broken-down
male ballerina.

1367
00:53:59,237 --> 00:54:00,502
Good part?

1368
00:54:01,738 --> 00:54:04,006
You know, I know people have
looked at me as a joke

1369
00:54:04,008 --> 00:54:06,008
for the past 20 years.

1370
00:54:06,010 --> 00:54:09,945
But in Vince's movie,
it felt like I found something.

1371
00:54:09,947 --> 00:54:12,881
And I'm just praying
that people see it

1372
00:54:12,883 --> 00:54:15,351
and that things
really change for me.

1373
00:54:15,353 --> 00:54:17,953
I got a good feeling
that they will.

1374
00:54:19,756 --> 00:54:20,856
Thanks.

1375
00:54:22,359 --> 00:54:23,359
Hey, is that E?

1376
00:54:23,361 --> 00:54:24,360
No.

1377
00:54:24,362 --> 00:54:25,361
Maybe.

1378
00:54:25,363 --> 00:54:26,762
That<i> is</i> E.

1379
00:54:29,367 --> 00:54:30,367
Hang on.

1380
00:54:36,807 --> 00:54:37,940
Yo, E!

1381
00:54:37,942 --> 00:54:40,042
What are you doin'?

1382
00:54:40,044 --> 00:54:41,076
Nothing.

1383
00:54:41,078 --> 00:54:42,778
Where's your car?

1384
00:54:42,780 --> 00:54:45,114
Nobody walks in L.A., E.
You look stupid.

1385
00:54:45,116 --> 00:54:47,783
My life is over.

1386
00:54:50,154 --> 00:54:52,621
Come on, Travis!
Open the door!

1387
00:54:52,623 --> 00:54:54,323
I'm dealing with Ari
on this, Vince.

1388
00:54:54,325 --> 00:54:56,125
On what? Come on!

1389
00:54:56,127 --> 00:54:57,660
Just open the door!

1390
00:54:57,662 --> 00:54:59,094
Yo, Vinnie, what's up?

1391
00:54:59,096 --> 00:55:00,262
Yo, what's up, mark?

1392
00:55:00,264 --> 00:55:01,797
I'm doin' some loopin'
for "Ted 3."

1393
00:55:01,799 --> 00:55:03,499
Three? How many of those
are you gonna do?

1394
00:55:03,501 --> 00:55:05,067
Shit, I'll do 20 if I can.
What's the matter?

1395
00:55:05,069 --> 00:55:06,468
Your girlfriend lock you out
of the editing room?

1396
00:55:06,470 --> 00:55:08,070
No, my co-financier.

1397
00:55:08,072 --> 00:55:09,672
You serious?

1398
00:55:09,674 --> 00:55:11,307
Well, my boys will break down
the fucking door right now.

1399
00:55:11,309 --> 00:55:13,242
I got the hamster here.
He's crazy. I'm crazy.

1400
00:55:13,244 --> 00:55:14,810
Vinnie.
What's up, Ari?

1401
00:55:14,812 --> 00:55:16,845
What kind of shit studio
you runnin' around here?

1402
00:55:16,847 --> 00:55:19,648
Mark, hey. Calm down.
Dude, I'm calm.
But you better get excited.

1403
00:55:19,650 --> 00:55:21,150
I mean, you don't want
everybody around town

1404
00:55:21,152 --> 00:55:22,818
thinking that this is
how you treat your filmmakers.

1405
00:55:22,820 --> 00:55:24,286
Right?
What the fuck is going on?
Listen.

1406
00:55:24,288 --> 00:55:25,788
I-I-I am
dealing with it.

1407
00:55:25,790 --> 00:55:27,656
Yeah, well, e said he's not
gonna release any more money.

1408
00:55:27,658 --> 00:55:28,991
Can he do that?
Ari.

1409
00:55:28,993 --> 00:55:30,659
He's got issues.

1410
00:55:30,661 --> 00:55:32,861
What, he doesn't like the movie?
It doesn't matter.

1411
00:55:32,863 --> 00:55:35,297
Tell him the truth.
Yeah, seriously.

1412
00:55:35,299 --> 00:55:36,498
Ari, come on, speak!

1413
00:55:36,500 --> 00:55:38,940
Tell him the truth.
Don't be shy.

1414
00:55:39,336 --> 00:55:40,669
He doesn't like Drama.

1415
00:55:40,671 --> 00:55:43,172
He wants
to cut him out.

1416
00:55:43,174 --> 00:55:44,273
Johnny?
Yeah.

1417
00:55:44,275 --> 00:55:45,808
That's fucked up,
Vince.

1418
00:55:45,810 --> 00:55:47,343
I'm doing my reality show
"Wahlburgers" right now at A&E.

1419
00:55:47,345 --> 00:55:49,311
If they try to cut out
my mother, I'd kill somebody.

1420
00:55:49,313 --> 00:55:51,814
Even if she sucked
as bad as Drama probably sucks.

1421
00:55:51,816 --> 00:55:53,782
Hey! You guys know Reggie
from Jordan, right?

1422
00:55:53,784 --> 00:55:54,817
Yep.
You guys want some shoes?

1423
00:55:54,819 --> 00:55:56,552
No, no,
we're good, Mark.

1424
00:55:56,554 --> 00:55:58,520
I'm not
cutting out Johnny.

1425
00:55:58,522 --> 00:55:59,822
No, you're not.

1426
00:55:59,824 --> 00:56:02,464
I will take care of it.
You better.

1427
00:56:06,630 --> 00:56:08,190
Oh, shit.
That's Ari Gold.

1428
00:56:10,534 --> 00:56:14,169
Have the redneck country-ass
hick in editing Bay 3

1429
00:56:14,171 --> 00:56:15,504
dragged off my lot.

1430
00:56:15,506 --> 00:56:17,406
If he resists,
you have my permission

1431
00:56:17,408 --> 00:56:19,808
to shoot him
in the fuckin' head!

1432
00:56:22,980 --> 00:56:24,713
You're like an NBA player, E.

1433
00:56:24,715 --> 00:56:26,915
You imagine when someone says,
"oh, you have twins?"

1434
00:56:26,917 --> 00:56:28,584
And he says,
"no, they're not twins.

1435
00:56:28,586 --> 00:56:30,853
One was born in October,
one was born in April."

1436
00:56:30,855 --> 00:56:32,821
Like miniature
Irish twins.

1437
00:56:32,823 --> 00:56:34,890
You know, you guys are funny,
but what am I gonna do?

1438
00:56:34,892 --> 00:56:36,825
Seriously.
Take a breath.

1439
00:56:36,827 --> 00:56:38,327
You don't even know if it's yours.
Or if she wants it.

1440
00:56:38,329 --> 00:56:39,928
Well,
she wants<i> somethin'.</i>

1441
00:56:45,568 --> 00:56:46,902
You guys
don't have to wait.

1442
00:56:46,904 --> 00:56:48,871
We know.
But we will anyway.

1443
00:56:54,779 --> 00:56:56,445
He's a fucking idiot.
Who cares what he thinks?

1444
00:56:56,447 --> 00:56:57,780
Someone, apparently,

1445
00:56:57,782 --> 00:57:00,215
'cause they're letting him
hold my film hostage.

1446
00:57:00,217 --> 00:57:01,750
Not to pile on...

1447
00:57:01,752 --> 00:57:02,751
What?

1448
00:57:02,753 --> 00:57:04,253
Well, my publicist called
and said

1449
00:57:04,255 --> 00:57:07,356
that "Just Jared" wants to know
if we're dating.

1450
00:57:07,358 --> 00:57:08,624
I don't care.
Up to you.

1451
00:57:08,626 --> 00:57:10,058
Tell them whatever
you're comfortable with.

1452
00:57:10,060 --> 00:57:12,094
That wasn't
their only question.

1453
00:57:12,096 --> 00:57:13,595
No?
No.

1454
00:57:13,597 --> 00:57:15,397
They wanted to confirm
that there's something wrong

1455
00:57:15,399 --> 00:57:17,599
with the movie, since
you canceled the screening.

1456
00:57:17,601 --> 00:57:19,735
Oh, Jesus.
What did you tell them?

1457
00:57:19,737 --> 00:57:22,704
That it was great.
What do you think?

1458
00:57:23,706 --> 00:57:26,308
Do you really think
it's great?

1459
00:57:26,310 --> 00:57:27,776
Yes.

1460
00:57:28,545 --> 00:57:29,878
Now stop.

1461
00:57:29,880 --> 00:57:32,360
You're too good-looking
to be insecure.

1462
00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:38,987
I'm gonna call E.

1463
00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:44,493
Fuck you doing?

1464
00:57:44,495 --> 00:57:45,794
We're hungry.

1465
00:57:48,899 --> 00:57:49,932
Eric.

1466
00:57:49,934 --> 00:57:52,134
Hey!

1467
00:57:52,136 --> 00:57:53,469
Paula.

1468
00:57:53,471 --> 00:57:54,970
Yeah, of course.
Hi. How are you?

1469
00:57:54,972 --> 00:57:56,805
Good. It's funny
running into you here.

1470
00:57:56,807 --> 00:57:58,106
I wanted
to talk to you today,

1471
00:57:58,108 --> 00:57:59,608
but we didn't even
exchange numbers.

1472
00:57:59,610 --> 00:58:00,943
Yeah, I know.
Sorry about that.

1473
00:58:00,945 --> 00:58:02,744
Do you mind
if I sit for a minute?

1474
00:58:02,746 --> 00:58:04,780
Uh, you know, actually,
I have a meeting right now.

1475
00:58:04,782 --> 00:58:06,982
Is there any way I can, uh,
I can call you later?

1476
00:58:06,984 --> 00:58:09,351
Um, we had sex last night,
so I'm gonna sit for one minute.

1477
00:58:09,353 --> 00:58:10,619
Okay.

1478
00:58:10,621 --> 00:58:12,187
Isn't that the girl
he banged last night?

1479
00:58:12,189 --> 00:58:13,455
I think so.

1480
00:58:13,457 --> 00:58:15,023
She the one
that got pregnant?

1481
00:58:15,025 --> 00:58:16,658
I can't keep up
with this guy anymore.

1482
00:58:16,660 --> 00:58:19,862
I just wanted to say that
that was really fast for me.

1483
00:58:19,864 --> 00:58:21,997
I don't usually do that
that fast.

1484
00:58:21,999 --> 00:58:23,131
Oh, me either.

1485
00:58:23,133 --> 00:58:24,933
It was something about you.
Like, you...

1486
00:58:24,935 --> 00:58:29,338
You just seemed so...
sweet and innocent.

1487
00:58:29,340 --> 00:58:30,606
Is that an act?

1488
00:58:30,608 --> 00:58:32,007
No.

1489
00:58:32,009 --> 00:58:33,175
Really?

1490
00:58:34,511 --> 00:58:36,478
Hey.
Hey.

1491
00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:37,646
Is that the other one?

1492
00:58:37,648 --> 00:58:39,481
I don't know.
I guess.

1493
00:58:39,483 --> 00:58:40,816
This could get ugly.

1494
00:58:40,818 --> 00:58:42,017
Should we do somethin'?

1495
00:58:42,019 --> 00:58:43,018
Yeah.

1496
00:58:43,020 --> 00:58:43,986
Take pictures.

1497
00:58:43,988 --> 00:58:45,320
What,
did you bring a date?

1498
00:58:45,322 --> 00:58:47,122
Oh, no, no, no. No.
We just ran into each other.

1499
00:58:47,124 --> 00:58:48,891
I just met him
last night.

1500
00:58:48,893 --> 00:58:49,958
Oh.

1501
00:58:49,960 --> 00:58:51,460
Is this your girlfriend?
Uh...

1502
00:58:51,462 --> 00:58:52,995
'Cause last night, you said
you didn't have a girlfriend.

1503
00:58:52,997 --> 00:58:54,963
I don't.
I don't have a girlfriend.

1504
00:58:54,965 --> 00:58:57,199
No, no, no.
I'm... I'm not his girlfriend.

1505
00:58:57,201 --> 00:58:58,800
Excuse me.

1506
00:58:58,802 --> 00:59:00,536
Although,
we did have sex...

1507
00:59:00,538 --> 00:59:03,238
Uh, yesterday.

1508
00:59:03,240 --> 00:59:04,373
Are you serious?
Yeah.

1509
00:59:04,375 --> 00:59:05,407
So did we.

1510
00:59:05,409 --> 00:59:06,808
Did he get you pregnant
also?

1511
00:59:06,810 --> 00:59:08,410
Not that I know of.

1512
00:59:08,412 --> 00:59:09,645
Well, you better check,
because

1513
00:59:09,647 --> 00:59:11,713
apparently,
he has very strong swimmers.

1514
00:59:11,715 --> 00:59:15,284
Okay, um, I will go
to the gyno today.

1515
00:59:16,486 --> 00:59:18,220
What time
did you guys have sex?

1516
00:59:18,222 --> 00:59:19,888
Like 6:00 a.m.
why?

1517
00:59:19,890 --> 00:59:21,356
Okay,
so you're fine.

1518
00:59:21,358 --> 00:59:22,724
I just... it's...

1519
00:59:22,726 --> 00:59:24,693
The reason why
I wanted to talk to you today...

1520
00:59:24,695 --> 00:59:25,894
This is, like,
embarrassing.

1521
00:59:25,896 --> 00:59:27,162
Um...

1522
00:59:27,164 --> 00:59:29,364
You might need to go to the doctor, too.
What?

1523
00:59:29,366 --> 00:59:31,567
I really don't want to talk
about this in front of her.

1524
00:59:31,569 --> 00:59:32,569
Talk about what?

1525
00:59:33,938 --> 00:59:35,737
Okay,
I might have something.

1526
00:59:35,739 --> 00:59:37,105
It's probably
not contagious.

1527
00:59:37,107 --> 00:59:38,774
Ew!
Don't get nasty
with me, bitch.

1528
00:59:38,776 --> 00:59:41,577
Well, what do you have,
like herpes or something?

1529
00:59:41,579 --> 00:59:43,745
Can you shut the fuck up?
Shh. Girls, listen.

1530
00:59:43,747 --> 00:59:45,747
I-I don't know what to say
to both of you at the same time.

1531
00:59:45,749 --> 00:59:47,082
Why don't you just
say you're sorry

1532
00:59:47,084 --> 00:59:49,718
for being another typical
L.A. douchebag.

1533
00:59:49,720 --> 00:59:51,787
Because I'm not.
Well, we think you are.

1534
00:59:51,789 --> 00:59:54,122
Who runs around and uses
as many girls as he can.

1535
00:59:54,124 --> 00:59:56,291
I don't.
Well, we think you do.

1536
00:59:56,293 --> 00:59:57,559
"We"?

1537
00:59:57,561 --> 00:59:59,528
Yeah, we used to
live together, Eric.

1538
00:59:59,530 --> 01:00:01,063
We haven't spoken
in a little,

1539
01:00:01,065 --> 01:00:02,531
but we did this morning

1540
01:00:02,533 --> 01:00:04,933
and, somehow,
your name came up.

1541
01:00:06,703 --> 01:00:08,403
So you're not
really pregnant.

1542
01:00:08,405 --> 01:00:09,538
No.

1543
01:00:09,540 --> 01:00:11,073
And you don't have
herpes.

1544
01:00:11,075 --> 01:00:12,074
No!

1545
01:00:12,076 --> 01:00:13,375
Thank God!

1546
01:00:13,377 --> 01:00:14,910
This was pointless.

1547
01:00:14,912 --> 01:00:17,145
No, this isn't pointless.
I get the point.

1548
01:00:17,147 --> 01:00:18,280
Thank you.

1549
01:00:18,282 --> 01:00:20,382
Well, n-not thank you,
but, I mean, I'm sorry.

1550
01:00:20,384 --> 01:00:21,950
What the fuck?

1551
01:00:23,119 --> 01:00:24,686
Whew.

1552
01:00:25,655 --> 01:00:27,823
It's still too bleak.

1553
01:00:27,825 --> 01:00:30,158
Yes, this movie will be
an Oscar contender,

1554
01:00:30,160 --> 01:00:32,427
but it also has
commercial appeal, as well.

1555
01:00:32,429 --> 01:00:35,330
The poster needs to
let toothless guys in Texas,

1556
01:00:35,332 --> 01:00:37,099
who snort meth
and possibly fuck their sisters,

1557
01:00:37,101 --> 01:00:40,836
know that it's also fun
for a Saturday night.

1558
01:00:40,838 --> 01:00:42,604
If only
we could see it, Ari.

1559
01:00:42,606 --> 01:00:45,507
DVDs are being made as we speak.
Everyone can see it now.

1560
01:00:45,509 --> 01:00:47,509
You've seen it?
Oh, yes.

1561
01:00:47,511 --> 01:00:48,977
And it works?
Oh, it works, Dana.

1562
01:00:48,979 --> 01:00:51,246
I saw it last night.

1563
01:00:51,248 --> 01:00:52,648
It works so well,
in fact,

1564
01:00:52,650 --> 01:00:54,116
that tonight,
after everyone goes home,

1565
01:00:54,118 --> 01:00:56,652
I might sneak onto the set,
go into the Hyde laboratory,

1566
01:00:56,654 --> 01:00:58,987
and masturbate
into a beaker.

1567
01:00:58,989 --> 01:01:01,923
Ari.
John Ellis keeps calling.

1568
01:01:02,759 --> 01:01:03,859
The chairman of the studio?

1569
01:01:03,861 --> 01:01:04,926
I know who he is.

1570
01:01:04,928 --> 01:01:06,128
Uh, he's on the lot.

1571
01:01:06,130 --> 01:01:07,696
John Ellis is on the lot?

1572
01:01:07,698 --> 01:01:09,765
Yeah.
What'd he say?

1573
01:01:11,668 --> 01:01:14,936
He said to tell you to get
your ass up to his office. Now.

1574
01:01:15,872 --> 01:01:17,639
What should I, uh,
tell him?

1575
01:01:17,641 --> 01:01:24,179
You tell him to get his ass
down to<i> my</i> office.

1576
01:01:24,181 --> 01:01:25,947
Now!

1577
01:01:26,549 --> 01:01:29,184
Ari. Ari!

1578
01:01:29,186 --> 01:01:30,186
He said what?!

1579
01:01:31,655 --> 01:01:33,722
Motherfucker.

1580
01:01:44,168 --> 01:01:47,536
- I do a little light karate.
- This is how I keep...

1581
01:01:47,538 --> 01:01:48,804
Ari. Hey, buddy.

1582
01:01:48,806 --> 01:01:50,305
Dude, what's this
may 4th release date?

1583
01:01:50,307 --> 01:01:52,240
Are you kidding me?
I don't have any time for this.

1584
01:01:52,242 --> 01:01:54,176
Come on, dude. Are you serious?
Yeah, look, you know what?

1585
01:01:54,178 --> 01:01:55,544
I'll... I'll talk to marketing.
We'll get on it. Excuse me.

1586
01:01:55,546 --> 01:01:57,212
We're up against Tyler Perry,
let's go, let's go.

1587
01:01:57,214 --> 01:01:58,480
The new "Hunger Games"...
We'll get slaughtered!

1588
01:01:58,482 --> 01:02:00,582
Look, you know what...
I don't know you.

1589
01:02:09,559 --> 01:02:11,026
Hey, Warren.

1590
01:02:11,028 --> 01:02:13,762
What the hell did you do
to John Ellis?

1591
01:02:13,764 --> 01:02:15,030
It's all good.

1592
01:02:15,032 --> 01:02:16,364
You know how much
of the studio I own?

1593
01:02:16,366 --> 01:02:17,199
The whole thing.

1594
01:02:17,201 --> 01:02:18,867
Yeah, well,
fix it, Ari.

1595
01:02:18,869 --> 01:02:20,902
It's done.
Thank you, Warren.

1596
01:02:31,080 --> 01:02:33,081
Ari! Ari!

1597
01:02:33,083 --> 01:02:34,850
I-I can't now, Jess.

1598
01:02:34,852 --> 01:02:36,251
Are you kidding me?

1599
01:02:38,355 --> 01:02:40,288
I just got off the phone
with fucking kives,

1600
01:02:40,290 --> 01:02:42,924
and he said
that you still haven't greenlit

1601
01:02:42,926 --> 01:02:44,292
my passion project.
No, I know.

1602
01:02:44,294 --> 01:02:46,194
Jess, we're going...
What the fuck?!

1603
01:02:46,196 --> 01:02:47,562
You know...
Do you think I give a shit

1604
01:02:47,564 --> 01:02:50,065
about Zombie apocalypse?
What the fuck is that?

1605
01:02:50,067 --> 01:02:51,867
I'm dealing with a first-time director here
I know.

1606
01:02:51,869 --> 01:02:54,102
Who's more interested
in instagramming my ass.

1607
01:02:54,104 --> 01:02:56,204
Hashtag Jessica Alba's ass.

1608
01:02:56,206 --> 01:02:58,039
Well, ha... ha...
Are you kidding me?

1609
01:02:58,041 --> 01:02:59,708
Look me in the face.
Uh-huh.

1610
01:02:59,710 --> 01:03:01,810
I'm gonna walk off
this project

1611
01:03:01,812 --> 01:03:03,612
if you don't
greenlight my movie.

1612
01:03:03,614 --> 01:03:04,746
Done.
Swear.

1613
01:03:04,748 --> 01:03:05,981
I swear to you,
it's done.

1614
01:03:05,983 --> 01:03:07,249
Swear!
It's done. It's done.

1615
01:03:07,251 --> 01:03:09,011
On your mom!
Yeah, on my mom!

1616
01:03:31,908 --> 01:03:33,642
Are you
out of your fucking mind?

1617
01:03:33,644 --> 01:03:35,076
Relax, John.
Your heart.

1618
01:03:35,078 --> 01:03:36,178
I don't have
a heart problem.

1619
01:03:36,180 --> 01:03:37,813
No, but you're old.

1620
01:03:37,815 --> 01:03:38,980
You think this is funny?

1621
01:03:38,982 --> 01:03:40,248
You told me
when I took this job

1622
01:03:40,250 --> 01:03:42,150
that I wouldn't have to answer
to Mccredle.

1623
01:03:42,152 --> 01:03:44,653
I didn't know that you were gonna
go over budget on your first shot.

1624
01:03:44,655 --> 01:03:47,756
It doesn't matter what a movie costs.
Only what it makes.

1625
01:03:47,758 --> 01:03:49,024
This one
is going to make...

1626
01:03:49,026 --> 01:03:50,692
Ari, I put my reputation
on the line

1627
01:03:50,694 --> 01:03:51,993
to get you this job.

1628
01:03:51,995 --> 01:03:54,029
No, you begged me
to take this job.

1629
01:03:54,031 --> 01:03:56,331
Actually, you begged me
to take<i> your</i> job.

1630
01:03:56,333 --> 01:03:58,166
And then
you took your offer back

1631
01:03:58,168 --> 01:04:00,435
and told me that you were
going to groom me.

1632
01:04:00,437 --> 01:04:01,369
For one year!

1633
01:04:01,371 --> 01:04:03,505
And this is your idea
of grooming?

1634
01:04:03,507 --> 01:04:04,639
This is the new world.

1635
01:04:04,641 --> 01:04:07,175
We're all in it.
We minimize our risk.

1636
01:04:07,177 --> 01:04:09,811
And maximize
our position as pussies

1637
01:04:09,813 --> 01:04:11,813
by kowtowing
to cowtippers?

1638
01:04:11,815 --> 01:04:13,982
I told you,
with this movie,

1639
01:04:13,984 --> 01:04:16,718
I didn't want
any of their fucking farm money.

1640
01:04:16,720 --> 01:04:17,719
I didn't need it.

1641
01:04:17,721 --> 01:04:18,720
The board disagreed.

1642
01:04:18,722 --> 01:04:20,655
And so did I.

1643
01:04:20,657 --> 01:04:23,959
About how much you spent
<i>and</i> about how you made it.

1644
01:04:24,961 --> 01:04:26,528
So this is
all about Vince.

1645
01:04:26,530 --> 01:04:29,331
Nobody thought he had any
business directing this film,

1646
01:04:29,333 --> 01:04:30,632
but you
bullied it through.

1647
01:04:30,634 --> 01:04:32,901
That's why you wanted me
to succeed you.

1648
01:04:32,903 --> 01:04:34,836
I bully<i> everything</i> through.

1649
01:04:34,838 --> 01:04:36,004
Well, see it
any way you like.

1650
01:04:36,006 --> 01:04:37,072
I'm taking you
off this movie.

1651
01:04:37,074 --> 01:04:38,740
Dana Gordon
is in charge now.

1652
01:04:38,742 --> 01:04:41,676
We made a great movie that
this idiot is trying to fuck up.

1653
01:04:41,678 --> 01:04:44,579
This idiot's father owns
half the fucking negative,

1654
01:04:44,581 --> 01:04:46,047
and you know it.

1655
01:04:46,049 --> 01:04:48,183
He can toss it in the garbage
if he decides to.

1656
01:04:48,185 --> 01:04:50,886
You have the...
Dana has this covered.

1657
01:04:50,888 --> 01:04:52,487
You stay
the fuck out of it!

1658
01:04:52,489 --> 01:04:54,489
Hey, John,
you can't do this!

1659
01:04:54,491 --> 01:04:56,157
Ari, I just did.

1660
01:04:59,061 --> 01:05:00,495
Yo, E,
what the fuck?

1661
01:05:00,497 --> 01:05:02,063
I've been calling you
for at least two hours.

1662
01:05:02,065 --> 01:05:03,531
Sorry,
my phone's dead.

1663
01:05:03,533 --> 01:05:05,567
You cannot imagine
what I've been dealing with.

1664
01:05:05,569 --> 01:05:07,002
Vince, these girls out here
are crazy.

1665
01:05:07,004 --> 01:05:08,670
I'm never touching
another one again.

1666
01:05:08,672 --> 01:05:10,672
Why, because of this
or because no one'll let you?

1667
01:05:10,674 --> 01:05:12,741
Look, guys, you know
I love you all, but right now,

1668
01:05:12,743 --> 01:05:14,776
I don't give a fuck
about what you're talking about.

1669
01:05:14,778 --> 01:05:16,511
We got a real problem
with this Travis guy,

1670
01:05:16,513 --> 01:05:19,714
and I need my manager-producer
back now, okay?

1671
01:05:19,716 --> 01:05:21,216
Okay.

1672
01:05:21,218 --> 01:05:23,752
Did Ari tell you why he's not
gonna release the money?

1673
01:05:23,754 --> 01:05:26,922
He didn't like the movie?
What didn't he like?

1674
01:05:26,924 --> 01:05:28,356
Is it me?

1675
01:05:30,092 --> 01:05:32,260
Please,
for the love of God,

1676
01:05:32,262 --> 01:05:33,695
tell me it's not me
he didn't like.

1677
01:05:33,697 --> 01:05:36,097
What kind of a sick,
narcissistic fuck are you?

1678
01:05:36,099 --> 01:05:38,133
Not everything in the world
is about you.

1679
01:05:38,135 --> 01:05:40,101
Seriously, Drama.

1680
01:05:43,373 --> 01:05:45,607
Just cut me out,
bro.

1681
01:05:45,609 --> 01:05:46,875
Johnny, stop.

1682
01:05:46,877 --> 01:05:48,043
No, I get it.

1683
01:05:48,045 --> 01:05:49,110
Just cut me.

1684
01:05:49,112 --> 01:05:51,279
The good life
wasn't meant for me.

1685
01:05:51,281 --> 01:05:54,115
I was given the gift
of delusional confidence,

1686
01:05:54,117 --> 01:05:55,383
but not
any real talent.

1687
01:05:55,385 --> 01:05:57,218
Will you shut up
and put that shit down?

1688
01:05:57,220 --> 01:05:59,254
Seriously. You should be
drinking my Tequila anyway.

1689
01:05:59,256 --> 01:06:01,576
Real men drink Whiskey,
Turtle.

1690
01:06:09,599 --> 01:06:11,199
Vince.

1691
01:06:13,336 --> 01:06:16,471
I don't want you to fuck up
your movie because of me, bro.

1692
01:06:16,473 --> 01:06:19,074
You're worth more
to the universe than<i> I</i> am.

1693
01:06:19,076 --> 01:06:20,775
And I'm finally
okay with that.

1694
01:06:20,777 --> 01:06:22,644
Johnny.

1695
01:06:22,646 --> 01:06:25,480
This movie is what it is
<i>because</i> of you.

1696
01:06:25,482 --> 01:06:28,316
And 'cause of e
and even Turtle.

1697
01:06:28,318 --> 01:06:30,752
Because we do things we love,
not things some rich prick,

1698
01:06:30,754 --> 01:06:33,154
whose daddy gives him
everything, tells us to.

1699
01:06:33,156 --> 01:06:34,522
You're really good
in this movie.

1700
01:06:34,524 --> 01:06:35,857
Tell him, guys.

1701
01:06:35,859 --> 01:06:39,060
I didn't even think
you could act until I saw this.

1702
01:06:40,463 --> 01:06:41,830
Thanks.

1703
01:06:41,832 --> 01:06:43,465
Don't worry.
We'll handle it.

1704
01:06:43,467 --> 01:06:44,833
Hey, and if
it doesn't work out,

1705
01:06:44,835 --> 01:06:47,135
we can always move back
to Queens with Ma, right?

1706
01:06:47,137 --> 01:06:49,537
I don't want to go
back to Queens, bro!

1707
01:06:49,539 --> 01:06:50,705
I'll handle it.

1708
01:06:50,707 --> 01:06:53,708
I like the weather out here
too much.

1709
01:06:59,116 --> 01:07:01,182
- Hello?
- Guess what?

1710
01:07:01,184 --> 01:07:04,386
I know who you are,
tarvold from "Viking Quest."

1711
01:07:04,388 --> 01:07:06,221
And I'm gonna
fucking kill you!

1712
01:07:06,223 --> 01:07:08,356
Hey, pal,
guess what?

1713
01:07:08,358 --> 01:07:11,326
I'm already dead.

1714
01:07:11,328 --> 01:07:14,429
So fuckin' bring it!

1715
01:07:16,699 --> 01:07:18,033
Hey!

1716
01:07:18,035 --> 01:07:19,334
There he is.

1717
01:07:19,336 --> 01:07:20,568
Travis.
Thanks for making the time.

1718
01:07:20,570 --> 01:07:22,203
No, thank you
for Comin' to me.

1719
01:07:22,205 --> 01:07:23,738
How are you?
You're sittin' in on this, too?

1720
01:07:23,740 --> 01:07:26,041
Uh, yeah.

1721
01:07:26,043 --> 01:07:27,575
Okay.

1722
01:07:27,577 --> 01:07:29,544
Look, I'm real sorry
about earlier, Vince.

1723
01:07:29,546 --> 01:07:32,414
But that Ari just wouldn't
let me be heard.

1724
01:07:32,416 --> 01:07:34,149
He's probably just being
protective of me.

1725
01:07:34,151 --> 01:07:35,483
He's like that.

1726
01:07:35,485 --> 01:07:37,318
Well, I'm just being protective
of my money.

1727
01:07:37,320 --> 01:07:39,487
I'm like<i> that.</i>
We understand that.

1728
01:07:39,489 --> 01:07:40,889
I'm sorry...
I know we met before,

1729
01:07:40,891 --> 01:07:42,924
but what is your involvement
in this, again?

1730
01:07:42,926 --> 01:07:44,092
I'm the producer
of the movie.

1731
01:07:44,094 --> 01:07:45,527
A-and he's my manager.

1732
01:07:45,529 --> 01:07:46,761
Oh, yeah!

1733
01:07:46,763 --> 01:07:49,230
Y- uh, uh, you were the guy
on "Piers Morgan," uh...

1734
01:07:49,232 --> 01:07:50,832
Spinning pizza dough,
right?

1735
01:07:50,834 --> 01:07:53,535
Vince, y-you take care of
more people than Red Cross, huh?

1736
01:07:53,537 --> 01:07:55,670
I like to think
they take care of<i> me.</i>

1737
01:07:55,672 --> 01:07:58,039
It's probably best to
think of it that way, yeah.

1738
01:07:58,041 --> 01:08:00,742
Uh, so listen, I'd love to hear
your thoughts on the movie.

1739
01:08:00,744 --> 01:08:02,744
I know you have some issues
with my brother.

1740
01:08:02,746 --> 01:08:03,745
Yeah.

1741
01:08:03,747 --> 01:08:05,246
He's not good.

1742
01:08:05,248 --> 01:08:07,248
Well...
Yeah, I-I disagree.

1743
01:08:07,250 --> 01:08:08,917
It's probably 'cause
you're too close to it.

1744
01:08:08,919 --> 01:08:12,020
You can't see it clearly
'cause he's your brother.

1745
01:08:12,022 --> 01:08:13,521
As an artist,
I'm pretty unbiased.

1746
01:08:13,523 --> 01:08:15,423
Yeah, well,
maybe there's a bigger issue

1747
01:08:15,425 --> 01:08:17,592
that's making you
not like his character, Travis.

1748
01:08:17,594 --> 01:08:19,094
I mean, he's pretty pivotal
in the movie,

1749
01:08:19,096 --> 01:08:20,628
including the final scene.

1750
01:08:20,630 --> 01:08:22,764
I don't really understand
how you could just cut him out.

1751
01:08:22,766 --> 01:08:25,400
Yeah, I-I think that
bigger issue thing makes sense.

1752
01:08:25,402 --> 01:08:28,403
Oh. D-did you have
other problems with the movie?

1753
01:08:28,405 --> 01:08:30,105
Yeah, I did.
I gave Ari a whole list.

1754
01:08:30,107 --> 01:08:32,373
Maybe you could be
more specific.

1755
01:08:32,375 --> 01:08:34,809
Well, y-you're puttin' me in
an awkward position here, Vince,

1756
01:08:34,811 --> 01:08:36,611
'cause not only
are you the director,

1757
01:08:36,613 --> 01:08:38,279
you're the star
of the thing.

1758
01:08:38,281 --> 01:08:40,048
I-it's okay. I won't
take anything personally.

1759
01:08:40,050 --> 01:08:41,783
With a movie,
there are so many parts

1760
01:08:41,785 --> 01:08:43,885
that have to come together,
so tell me,

1761
01:08:43,887 --> 01:08:45,787
what exactly was it
that you didn't like?

1762
01:08:45,789 --> 01:08:46,788
Uh, well...

1763
01:08:46,790 --> 01:08:48,123
Okay.

1764
01:08:48,125 --> 01:08:50,058
Aside from your brother...

1765
01:08:50,060 --> 01:08:51,359
I didn't like<i> you.</i>

1766
01:08:53,162 --> 01:08:55,830
Oh.
Understand, this is
really strange for me, Vince,

1767
01:08:55,832 --> 01:08:57,799
'cause I really am
a big fan of yours.

1768
01:08:57,801 --> 01:08:59,801
I'm probably the only person
in the whole world

1769
01:08:59,803 --> 01:09:02,303
who liked that "Medellin" thing
that you did.

1770
01:09:02,305 --> 01:09:03,805
But, with this,
you know,

1771
01:09:03,807 --> 01:09:06,241
it's like you were trying to do
this kooky thing,

1772
01:09:06,243 --> 01:09:08,743
like Johnny Depp did in...
In "Pirates of the Caribbean."

1773
01:09:08,745 --> 01:09:11,846
Now, what he did,
he went out on a limb.

1774
01:09:11,848 --> 01:09:15,116
And it could've been stupid,
but, God, it... it worked.

1775
01:09:15,118 --> 01:09:18,853
What you did here, though,
it... it just didn't.

1776
01:09:18,855 --> 01:09:20,989
And maybe that's 'cause
you directed the thing

1777
01:09:20,991 --> 01:09:23,758
and all you had was your buddy
lookin' over your shoulder.

1778
01:09:23,760 --> 01:09:25,827
You don't have anyone
who can come in and say,

1779
01:09:25,829 --> 01:09:29,030
"Hey, this is gettin'
kind of fucked up and goofy."

1780
01:09:29,032 --> 01:09:31,313
But it most certainly was.

1781
01:09:32,501 --> 01:09:35,170
You should have punched him
right in the fuckin' face.

1782
01:09:35,172 --> 01:09:36,604
Oh, believe me,
I thought about it.

1783
01:09:36,606 --> 01:09:38,773
Maybe we<i> are</i> too close to it.
Maybe I do suck.

1784
01:09:38,775 --> 01:09:39,541
Psssh.

1785
01:09:39,543 --> 01:09:41,176
You know what, bro?

1786
01:09:41,178 --> 01:09:44,712
If you do,
at least we suck together.

1787
01:09:49,552 --> 01:09:51,286
It's good, right, baby?

1788
01:09:51,288 --> 01:09:52,687
Yes, Ari.

1789
01:09:52,689 --> 01:09:54,189
You like it?

1790
01:09:54,191 --> 01:09:55,490
Yes.

1791
01:09:55,492 --> 01:09:57,358
But do you love it?
I love it.

1792
01:09:57,360 --> 01:09:58,860
You wouldn't lie to me,
would you?

1793
01:09:58,862 --> 01:10:00,228
No.
All right.

1794
01:10:00,230 --> 01:10:01,563
Then say it again.
I love it, Ari.

1795
01:10:01,565 --> 01:10:02,864
Then say it again, honey.
I love it!

1796
01:10:02,866 --> 01:10:04,999
It's the best movie
Vince has ever done!

1797
01:10:05,001 --> 01:10:06,801
Yeah.
Now can we finish?

1798
01:10:06,803 --> 01:10:09,037
The meds are still in me, baby.
I'm not sure I can.

1799
01:10:09,039 --> 01:10:13,374
Then get off, 'cause I was done,
like, 20 minutes ago.

1800
01:10:14,911 --> 01:10:16,144
I'm sorry.

1801
01:10:16,146 --> 01:10:18,079
It's this kid.
He's killin' me.

1802
01:10:18,081 --> 01:10:20,148
I know I haven't been great
to you lately, baby,

1803
01:10:20,150 --> 01:10:22,850
but you know that I didn't
come back to work for the money.

1804
01:10:22,852 --> 01:10:25,086
I came back
to leave a legacy.

1805
01:10:25,088 --> 01:10:27,522
To make my family proud.

1806
01:10:27,524 --> 01:10:29,357
And I want to go out
on my own terms,

1807
01:10:29,359 --> 01:10:32,193
and this kid
is trying to hobble me.

1808
01:10:32,195 --> 01:10:34,362
Like Tonya Harding.

1809
01:10:34,364 --> 01:10:36,698
And I can't have it,
'cause he's wrong.

1810
01:10:36,700 --> 01:10:39,500
Drama sucking,
I could've maybe bought that.

1811
01:10:39,502 --> 01:10:41,402
But Vince? No.

1812
01:10:41,404 --> 01:10:44,939
I'm a million percent sure
he is wrong.

1813
01:10:44,941 --> 01:10:47,242
It's just his opinion.

1814
01:10:47,244 --> 01:10:48,943
What can you do?

1815
01:10:58,555 --> 01:10:59,921
Thanks, Hector.
I won't be long.

1816
01:10:59,923 --> 01:11:02,163
What, Ari, no suit?
Not tonight, DV.

1817
01:11:14,770 --> 01:11:16,604
Who told you
where I was stayin'?

1818
01:11:16,606 --> 01:11:18,940
My office booked your room
for you.

1819
01:11:18,942 --> 01:11:20,241
Can I come in?
No.

1820
01:11:20,243 --> 01:11:22,377
'Cause you haven't returned
any of my fuckin' calls.

1821
01:11:22,379 --> 01:11:23,878
Ari,
I have people here.

1822
01:11:23,880 --> 01:11:25,113
I don't mind.

1823
01:11:25,115 --> 01:11:26,781
Oh. Sorry about that.

1824
01:11:26,783 --> 01:11:29,343
Didn't realize you were
in the middle of a work session.

1825
01:11:29,986 --> 01:11:31,319
Maybe
I should call security

1826
01:11:31,321 --> 01:11:32,954
and have<i> your</i> ass
dragged out of here.

1827
01:11:32,956 --> 01:11:35,390
How'd you like that?
Hey, I am sorry about that,

1828
01:11:35,392 --> 01:11:37,825
but we do have
what are known as protocols.

1829
01:11:37,827 --> 01:11:39,460
Even in
this lawless town.

1830
01:11:39,462 --> 01:11:40,895
My father
wants to shoot you.

1831
01:11:40,897 --> 01:11:42,730
Well, we could have
a Mexican standoff, then.

1832
01:11:42,732 --> 01:11:44,299
Because after looking
at your long list

1833
01:11:44,301 --> 01:11:48,436
of proposed changes to<i> my</i> movie,
I want to shoot myself,

1834
01:11:48,438 --> 01:11:51,739
because they don't
make any fucking sense.

1835
01:11:51,741 --> 01:11:52,940
I agree.

1836
01:11:52,942 --> 01:11:54,309
With what?

1837
01:11:54,311 --> 01:11:55,843
I'm graspin' at straws here,
Ari.

1838
01:11:55,845 --> 01:11:57,779
I-I don't know
how to fix my problems.

1839
01:11:57,781 --> 01:11:59,514
Vincent Chase is great
in this movie.

1840
01:11:59,516 --> 01:12:00,848
Bullshit. He sucks.

1841
01:12:00,850 --> 01:12:03,151
His too-pretty face
ruins the fuckin' thing.

1842
01:12:03,153 --> 01:12:04,686
It's distracting.

1843
01:12:04,688 --> 01:12:07,355
How the hell are you gonna
fix his face with editing?

1844
01:12:07,357 --> 01:12:09,023
I guess I'm not.

1845
01:12:09,025 --> 01:12:11,326
Which is why I told my father
we should just bite the bullet,

1846
01:12:11,328 --> 01:12:12,827
put some more money
into this thing,

1847
01:12:12,829 --> 01:12:15,530
and reshoot it with new actors
and a different director.

1848
01:12:15,532 --> 01:12:17,498
Reshoot?

1849
01:12:17,500 --> 01:12:19,667
Do you have any idea
what that'll cost?

1850
01:12:19,669 --> 01:12:21,536
That's<i> your</i> job
to figure out.

1851
01:12:21,538 --> 01:12:24,706
But I'll bet that there's
a cheap way to do it digitally.

1852
01:12:24,708 --> 01:12:27,675
Hell, I saw Tupac Shakur
in concert last year.

1853
01:12:27,677 --> 01:12:29,844
That guy's been dead
20 years.

1854
01:12:31,481 --> 01:12:33,848
You had no problem with Vince
at the party.

1855
01:12:33,850 --> 01:12:35,316
A fan, even.

1856
01:12:35,318 --> 01:12:37,552
Did something happen?

1857
01:12:37,554 --> 01:12:40,021
I don't know
what you're talkin' about.

1858
01:12:40,989 --> 01:12:42,190
What happened?

1859
01:12:42,192 --> 01:12:44,525
I don't know what the fuck
you're talkin' about, Ari,

1860
01:12:44,527 --> 01:12:45,860
but if you don't leave
right now,

1861
01:12:45,862 --> 01:12:47,929
I really will call security.

1862
01:12:50,199 --> 01:12:53,034
Come on, this guy's really gonna
screw up a $100 million movie

1863
01:12:53,036 --> 01:12:54,502
'cause of
a personal problem?

1864
01:12:54,504 --> 01:12:55,870
That's what Ari says.

1865
01:12:55,872 --> 01:12:57,538
He says he wants to replace me
with a hologram.

1866
01:12:57,540 --> 01:12:59,040
Can they even do that?

1867
01:12:59,042 --> 01:13:01,809
I was replaced
with a digital character once.

1868
01:13:01,811 --> 01:13:03,544
But that was
before filming began.

1869
01:13:03,546 --> 01:13:05,480
I mean, what could I possibly
have done to this guy?

1870
01:13:05,482 --> 01:13:07,048
Did you shake hands
when you met him?

1871
01:13:07,050 --> 01:13:10,218
These southerners are real
particular about their manners.

1872
01:13:10,220 --> 01:13:11,552
I think so.

1873
01:13:11,554 --> 01:13:13,988
Oh, boy. Armie Hammer,
Twelve o'clock.

1874
01:13:13,990 --> 01:13:15,056
Oh, good God.

1875
01:13:15,058 --> 01:13:17,925
Yo, Vinnie Chase.
The Deejay from Hell.

1876
01:13:17,927 --> 01:13:19,227
What's up, Armie?

1877
01:13:19,229 --> 01:13:20,995
What's up?

1878
01:13:20,997 --> 01:13:23,197
You know
that I was dating Emily, right?

1879
01:13:23,199 --> 01:13:24,432
Emily?

1880
01:13:24,434 --> 01:13:26,000
I thought
you guys broke up.

1881
01:13:26,002 --> 01:13:28,736
I don't see
how that fuckin' matters.

1882
01:13:28,738 --> 01:13:31,172
No, this isn't the time
or the place, but...

1883
01:13:31,174 --> 01:13:33,441
Just know that I will enjoy
sneaking up behind you

1884
01:13:33,443 --> 01:13:35,576
and snatchin' the fuckin' life
out of you.

1885
01:13:36,745 --> 01:13:39,914
You know what I'm talkin' about,
right, Drama?

1886
01:13:39,916 --> 01:13:42,483
You guys
enjoy your salads.

1887
01:13:44,219 --> 01:13:45,553
Well,
that was awkward.

1888
01:13:45,555 --> 01:13:47,054
He's a lot bigger
than I thought.

1889
01:13:47,056 --> 01:13:49,357
Why didn't you just tell him
it wasn't true?

1890
01:13:49,359 --> 01:13:50,758
Because it<i> is</i> true.

1891
01:13:50,760 --> 01:13:53,194
Really? Since when?

1892
01:13:53,196 --> 01:13:54,195
Since after the screening.

1893
01:13:54,197 --> 01:13:55,696
I went over there later

1894
01:13:55,698 --> 01:13:58,218
after she was done
watching the movie with Travis.

1895
01:14:00,469 --> 01:14:01,936
What?

1896
01:14:01,938 --> 01:14:05,239
A girl? This whole thing
is over a fuckin' girl?

1897
01:14:05,241 --> 01:14:06,541
You guys are being crazy.

1898
01:14:06,543 --> 01:14:07,909
I can't believe
you were with Emily

1899
01:14:07,911 --> 01:14:09,610
and you didn't tell us.
Why would I tell you?

1900
01:14:09,612 --> 01:14:11,612
'Cause most of the fun
of being with a girl that hot

1901
01:14:11,614 --> 01:14:13,247
is that you get to
tell your friends about it.

1902
01:14:13,249 --> 01:14:15,316
Turtle, I think
we define "fun" differently.

1903
01:14:15,318 --> 01:14:16,317
I can't believe this.

1904
01:14:16,319 --> 01:14:17,452
Believe what?

1905
01:14:17,454 --> 01:14:18,719
There's no way
Travis could possibly

1906
01:14:18,721 --> 01:14:20,121
know about this yesterday...
No way.

1907
01:14:20,123 --> 01:14:21,155
Why not?

1908
01:14:21,157 --> 01:14:22,757
He probably waited
outside of her house

1909
01:14:22,759 --> 01:14:23,958
after she got rid of him.

1910
01:14:23,960 --> 01:14:25,159
We're the only ones
dumb enough

1911
01:14:25,161 --> 01:14:26,627
to not realize
you'd go over there.

1912
01:14:26,629 --> 01:14:28,910
Come on.
That's ridiculous.

1913
01:14:30,399 --> 01:14:32,400
You don't think he drives
a yellow Lamborghini?

1914
01:14:32,402 --> 01:14:34,702
I<i> know</i> he does.
He had it on the lot. Why?

1915
01:14:35,671 --> 01:14:36,971
Jesus fuck.

1916
01:14:36,973 --> 01:14:39,006
You couldn't just hold off
one night?

1917
01:14:39,008 --> 01:14:40,942
We're a year
into this thing.

1918
01:14:40,944 --> 01:14:43,311
Seriously, Vin. And this movie's
gonna set up our<i> next</i> 20 years.

1919
01:14:43,313 --> 01:14:44,479
Yeah,
and give me a life.

1920
01:14:44,481 --> 01:14:45,813
I hope
she was worth it.

1921
01:14:45,815 --> 01:14:47,348
Guys,
are you really tellin' me

1922
01:14:47,350 --> 01:14:48,916
you think I should've stayed
away from her because of him?

1923
01:14:48,918 --> 01:14:51,238
I mean,
is that who we are?

1924
01:14:52,821 --> 01:14:55,022
I would've banged her.
Yeah, me, too.

1925
01:14:55,024 --> 01:14:57,792
Wife might even
give me a pass for her.

1926
01:14:57,794 --> 01:14:59,494
Ah, fuck him.
No, seriously.
Fuck him.

1927
01:14:59,496 --> 01:15:00,761
All right,
we don't need him.

1928
01:15:00,763 --> 01:15:02,096
<i>I'll</i> put up
the $8 million we need.

1929
01:15:02,098 --> 01:15:04,332
How much fuckin' money
did this guy make?

1930
01:15:04,334 --> 01:15:06,467
Vin, I'm serious, and it's not
just 'cause I love you.

1931
01:15:06,469 --> 01:15:09,003
It's 'cause I love this movie.
I appreciate it, Turtle,

1932
01:15:09,005 --> 01:15:10,838
but I can't let you do that...
<i>I'll</i> put up the money.

1933
01:15:10,840 --> 01:15:12,507
I'll split it with you.
Thank you.

1934
01:15:12,509 --> 01:15:14,342
I'm strapped, bro.

1935
01:15:14,344 --> 01:15:16,844
All the love in this room
is really fuckin' touching,

1936
01:15:16,846 --> 01:15:18,546
but you can't do it...
It's Mccredle's movie.

1937
01:15:18,548 --> 01:15:20,882
He doesn't need or want your money.
So that's it?

1938
01:15:20,884 --> 01:15:23,451
No. I will handle this, as usual.
How?

1939
01:15:23,453 --> 01:15:26,354
Don't worry, Carrot bottom.
I got ideas. Later!

1940
01:15:26,356 --> 01:15:28,155
Later.
Later.
Later.

1941
01:15:28,157 --> 01:15:30,491
I can't believe
there's nothin' we can do.

1942
01:15:30,493 --> 01:15:33,861
I got an audition at 3:00.
Who wants to run lines with me?

1943
01:15:33,863 --> 01:15:35,743
Nah.
No way.
Not a chance.

1944
01:15:36,666 --> 01:15:37,965
Ah, Ronda
finally answered my text.

1945
01:15:37,967 --> 01:15:39,066
Really?
What'd she say?

1946
01:15:39,068 --> 01:15:41,035
She said,
"if you want to apologize,

1947
01:15:41,037 --> 01:15:43,037
do it in person,
like a man."

1948
01:15:43,039 --> 01:15:44,539
You guys
want to come with?

1949
01:15:44,541 --> 01:15:45,540
Sure.

1950
01:15:45,542 --> 01:15:47,542
Sure.

1951
01:15:47,544 --> 01:15:51,312
<i>You are the master</i>
<i>of your universe,</i> Om.

1952
01:15:51,314 --> 01:15:54,815
<i>If you control
your own physical universe.</i>

1953
01:15:54,817 --> 01:15:58,352
I will solve this problem.

1954
01:15:58,354 --> 01:16:03,524
<i>Calmness and control of breath
are keys to success.</i>

1955
01:16:03,526 --> 01:16:10,164
Om.
I will figure this out.

1956
01:16:10,166 --> 01:16:14,201
<i>Put fear to the side,
for fear will conquer you.</i>

1957
01:16:14,203 --> 01:16:16,237
Om.

1958
01:16:16,239 --> 01:16:21,208
I will let no man
see the darkness inside of me.

1959
01:16:22,612 --> 01:16:24,078
Om.

1960
01:16:24,080 --> 01:16:26,948
I will learn how to
stop this fucking phone

1961
01:16:26,950 --> 01:16:29,584
from overtaking
my fucking calming CD!

1962
01:16:29,586 --> 01:16:30,585
What?!

1963
01:16:30,587 --> 01:16:31,786
About the wedding, Ari.

1964
01:16:31,788 --> 01:16:33,454
Lloyd, I've got
bigger problems

1965
01:16:33,456 --> 01:16:36,724
than who's gonna give you away
at your big fat Gay wedding.

1966
01:16:36,726 --> 01:16:39,126
Call your boys at Grindr. I'm
sure there's an app for that.

1967
01:16:39,128 --> 01:16:41,128
Listen, Ari,
I just got finished talking

1968
01:16:41,130 --> 01:16:42,763
to a classroom of 8th graders

1969
01:16:42,765 --> 01:16:44,432
about the future
of the agenting business.

1970
01:16:44,434 --> 01:16:47,134
And as I looked at their
little faces, it hit me...

1971
01:16:47,136 --> 01:16:49,604
My father is not
coming to my wedding.

1972
01:16:49,606 --> 01:16:51,105
That is not my problem,
Lloyd.

1973
01:16:51,107 --> 01:16:53,207
Do you know
why he's not coming?

1974
01:16:53,209 --> 01:16:54,408
I don't care.

1975
01:16:54,410 --> 01:16:56,711
It's because he hasn't
spoken to me since I came out.

1976
01:16:56,713 --> 01:16:58,279
He didn't know
before that?

1977
01:16:58,281 --> 01:17:00,147
Who is he, the guy from
"The Crying Game"?

1978
01:17:00,149 --> 01:17:02,249
You're the closest thing
I have to a father now, Ari.

1979
01:17:02,251 --> 01:17:04,385
Lloyd!
I can't deal with this.

1980
01:17:04,387 --> 01:17:07,555
Not while I'm trying to figure
out how to save this movie,

1981
01:17:07,557 --> 01:17:10,958
which is the most important
investment I have ever made.

1982
01:17:10,960 --> 01:17:13,461
You invest in people,
Ari, not product.

1983
01:17:13,463 --> 01:17:16,397
That's why I have succeeded,
and that's why you will.

1984
01:17:16,399 --> 01:17:18,132
Oh, and, Ari?
What?

1985
01:17:18,134 --> 01:17:19,700
I love you.

1986
01:17:24,439 --> 01:17:25,473
Fuck!

1987
01:17:25,475 --> 01:17:27,274
Fuck!

1988
01:17:27,276 --> 01:17:29,010
Fuck, fuck, fuck!

1989
01:17:29,012 --> 01:17:30,645
Fuck!

1990
01:17:36,985 --> 01:17:40,655
Still time to leave.
I don't think she saw you yet.

1991
01:17:40,657 --> 01:17:42,223
Oops!

1992
01:17:43,258 --> 01:17:45,159
Too late.

1993
01:17:45,161 --> 01:17:46,494
Hey, Ronda.

1994
01:17:46,496 --> 01:17:48,929
Hey, Turtle.

1995
01:17:48,931 --> 01:17:51,332
What, do you bring your backup
dancers with you everywhere?

1996
01:17:51,334 --> 01:17:53,934
Sorry, Vince.

1997
01:17:53,936 --> 01:17:55,703
Well, you said
if I wanted to apologize...

1998
01:17:55,705 --> 01:17:57,171
What is there, really,
to apologize about?

1999
01:17:57,173 --> 01:17:58,873
Yeah, I didn't want ya
to have the wrong idea.

2000
01:17:58,875 --> 01:18:00,441
And what
was the right idea?

2001
01:18:00,443 --> 01:18:03,277
I wanted...
Yeah, I want to take you out.

2002
01:18:03,279 --> 01:18:05,346
So, then, why this talk
about us doing business?

2003
01:18:05,348 --> 01:18:07,515
Ju... because this
guy got in my head, all right,

2004
01:18:07,517 --> 01:18:09,650
tellin' me that there's no way
you'd be interested in me, and...

2005
01:18:09,652 --> 01:18:11,352
Not very manly
to let another guy

2006
01:18:11,354 --> 01:18:13,721
influence what you do
with a lady, bro.

2007
01:18:13,723 --> 01:18:15,389
'Specially this guy.

2008
01:18:15,391 --> 01:18:17,558
Listen, Ronda.

2009
01:18:17,560 --> 01:18:19,026
Turtle's shy,
and he really likes you.

2010
01:18:19,028 --> 01:18:20,795
Promise, he could care less
about business.

2011
01:18:20,797 --> 01:18:22,563
Everyone in this town
has an angle.

2012
01:18:22,565 --> 01:18:24,565
I don't.
I really, really don't.

2013
01:18:24,567 --> 01:18:26,167
So let me prove it to you.
What do you want to do?

2014
01:18:26,169 --> 01:18:27,668
You want to
take me in the ring?

2015
01:18:27,670 --> 01:18:29,136
I'll let you beat me up
for a round.

2016
01:18:29,138 --> 01:18:30,705
Let me?

2017
01:18:30,707 --> 01:18:33,240
You know, he does box
and do some cardio.

2018
01:18:33,242 --> 01:18:35,209
I meant, like,
I won't fight back.

2019
01:18:35,211 --> 01:18:36,877
You couldn't last
30 seconds with me

2020
01:18:36,879 --> 01:18:38,345
if your life
depended on it.

2021
01:18:38,347 --> 01:18:39,747
Ooh.
Ooh.

2022
01:18:39,749 --> 01:18:41,048
I could really hurt you,
Turtle.

2023
01:18:41,050 --> 01:18:42,416
So I last thirty seconds,

2024
01:18:42,418 --> 01:18:44,051
you let me take you out
on a proper date.

2025
01:18:44,053 --> 01:18:46,220
Last sixty seconds,
and I'll let you fuck me.

2026
01:18:50,893 --> 01:18:52,560
How much time?!
Three seconds!

2027
01:18:52,562 --> 01:18:54,695
What do I do?
What do I do?
Something! Anything!

2028
01:18:54,697 --> 01:18:56,931
Pray!

2029
01:18:56,933 --> 01:18:59,100
She's got the armbar!
That's not good!

2030
01:18:59,102 --> 01:19:00,401
Tap out, Turtle!
Time?

2031
01:19:00,403 --> 01:19:01,936
Fifteen seconds!
Turtle! Tap out!

2032
01:19:01,938 --> 01:19:03,003
Tap or I'll break it.

2033
01:19:03,005 --> 01:19:04,405
How much time?

2034
01:19:04,407 --> 01:19:05,706
Ten seconds!

2035
01:19:05,708 --> 01:19:07,374
Do you think I'm bluffing?
Tap out!

2036
01:19:07,376 --> 01:19:09,376
You won't do it!
It isn't worth it, Turtle.

2037
01:19:09,378 --> 01:19:10,377
Don't tap out!

2038
01:19:10,379 --> 01:19:11,278
Ronda, I don't quit.

2039
01:19:11,280 --> 01:19:12,747
I just wanted
to take you to dinner!

2040
01:19:12,749 --> 01:19:13,748
Fine!

2041
01:19:13,750 --> 01:19:15,349
Oh!

2042
01:19:18,588 --> 01:19:19,754
Ugh.

2043
01:19:22,925 --> 01:19:24,291
Larsen Mccredle's office.

2044
01:19:24,293 --> 01:19:25,426
It's Ari Gold again.

2045
01:19:25,428 --> 01:19:28,362
Mr. Gold, I have told you
20 times already,

2046
01:19:28,364 --> 01:19:31,398
Mr. Mccredle is unavailable
to speak with you.

2047
01:19:31,400 --> 01:19:33,634
And I told you 20 times
I need to speak with him.

2048
01:19:33,636 --> 01:19:35,603
Where's Dana?
Meeting.

2049
01:19:35,605 --> 01:19:36,904
Try him again
and tell him

2050
01:19:36,906 --> 01:19:38,739
it's an emergency
regarding his son.

2051
01:19:38,741 --> 01:19:40,074
Is everything okay
with Travis?

2052
01:19:40,076 --> 01:19:42,042
Have you seen the movie "Taken"?
Yes.

2053
01:19:42,044 --> 01:19:44,211
Think of me
as the Liam Neeson character

2054
01:19:44,213 --> 01:19:47,114
and Mr. Mccredle is my target
if I don't hear back from him.

2055
01:19:47,116 --> 01:19:49,383
Have you heard back from Dana?
She's still in that meeting.

2056
01:19:49,385 --> 01:19:51,786
What meeting?
Laura didn't know.

2057
01:19:51,788 --> 01:19:53,087
Have you tried
John Ellis again?

2058
01:19:53,089 --> 01:19:55,289
Yes. Apparently,
he's in the same meeting.

2059
01:19:55,291 --> 01:19:57,091
Think the Texas money guy's
in town.

2060
01:19:57,093 --> 01:19:58,826
And you don't think

2061
01:19:58,828 --> 01:20:01,428
this is information
that I could've used?

2062
01:20:01,430 --> 01:20:02,429
Where is this meeting?

2063
01:20:02,431 --> 01:20:06,267
I'm not supposed to say.
I can call Dana.

2064
01:20:06,269 --> 01:20:07,334
Where's
the fucking meeting?

2065
01:20:07,336 --> 01:20:09,069
John's house
in Santa Barbara.

2066
01:20:09,071 --> 01:20:10,404
Should I tell them
you're coming?

2067
01:20:10,406 --> 01:20:11,939
Nope!

2068
01:20:11,941 --> 01:20:15,776
Tell them to build
a big fuckin' bomb shelter.

2069
01:20:15,778 --> 01:20:18,646
No, I didn't study
these dance moves.

2070
01:20:18,648 --> 01:20:20,314
I was born with them.

2071
01:20:20,316 --> 01:20:22,850
No, I didn't... I didn't
study these dance moves.

2072
01:20:22,852 --> 01:20:25,119
Ahhh.

2073
01:20:25,121 --> 01:20:27,188
Euripides.
Euripides.
Uh...

2074
01:20:27,190 --> 01:20:29,156
Aeschylus, Aes...
...Can you do that to yourself, please?

2075
01:20:29,158 --> 01:20:31,158
Uh, it's my process,
asshole.

2076
01:20:31,160 --> 01:20:33,160
Euripides.
Aeschylus.
Douchebag.

2077
01:20:33,162 --> 01:20:36,497
Lemona, lumina, lino...
Lemona, luminum, linoleum.

2078
01:20:36,499 --> 01:20:37,998
Yeah, hey, mom.

2079
01:20:38,000 --> 01:20:39,800
No, I'm just
on this lame audition

2080
01:20:39,802 --> 01:20:41,335
with a bunch of shitheads.

2081
01:20:41,337 --> 01:20:42,169
Yep.

2082
01:20:42,171 --> 01:20:43,637
Johnny Chase?
Yeah.

2083
01:20:43,639 --> 01:20:45,706
You're next.

2084
01:20:45,708 --> 01:20:47,308
Oh. Don't
fuck this up, Drama.

2085
01:20:47,310 --> 01:20:49,443
Fuck you.
We know you will.

2086
01:20:49,445 --> 01:20:50,644
Jimmy Chase is next.

2087
01:20:50,646 --> 01:20:52,980
Hey.
Hey, Richard.

2088
01:20:52,982 --> 01:20:54,348
I didn't know you were doin' this.
Yeah.

2089
01:20:54,350 --> 01:20:56,350
That's great.
Now I'm excited.

2090
01:20:56,352 --> 01:20:58,352
Ah, thanks. Well, uh,
thanks for Comin' in, Jimmy.

2091
01:20:58,354 --> 01:21:01,355
"Jimmy"?

2092
01:21:01,357 --> 01:21:02,656
No?

2093
01:21:02,658 --> 01:21:04,692
Oh.
No.

2094
01:21:04,694 --> 01:21:06,060
Johnny.
That's my fault.

2095
01:21:06,062 --> 01:21:07,461
I'm so sorry.
It's "Johnny."

2096
01:21:07,463 --> 01:21:08,896
Sorry, Johnny.
I told him "Jimmy," I'm...

2097
01:21:08,898 --> 01:21:10,164
There was a Jimmy
in here earlier.

2098
01:21:10,166 --> 01:21:11,298
I think
that's what it was.

2099
01:21:11,300 --> 01:21:13,801
He's Vinnie Chase's brother.

2100
01:21:13,803 --> 01:21:15,002
I know.

2101
01:21:15,004 --> 01:21:16,070
No.
Yeah.

2102
01:21:16,072 --> 01:21:17,137
You're Vinnie Chase's brother?

2103
01:21:17,139 --> 01:21:20,040
Yeah.
Wow.

2104
01:21:20,042 --> 01:21:22,176
You look nothing like him.
Not even a little.

2105
01:21:22,178 --> 01:21:24,979
You know,
we've met before.

2106
01:21:24,981 --> 01:21:25,980
We have?

2107
01:21:25,982 --> 01:21:27,047
Yeah. "West Wing."

2108
01:21:27,049 --> 01:21:28,382
Oh. Did you
do an episode?

2109
01:21:28,384 --> 01:21:31,218
No, I got cast
in the pilot.

2110
01:21:31,220 --> 01:21:33,520
And then replaced
after the table read.

2111
01:21:33,522 --> 01:21:34,555
Huh.

2112
01:21:34,557 --> 01:21:36,891
Well, you missed
a pretty good run.

2113
01:21:36,893 --> 01:21:38,826
Uh-huh.

2114
01:21:38,828 --> 01:21:40,227
Any notes
before I get started?

2115
01:21:40,229 --> 01:21:42,329
Nope.
No notes, Johnny.

2116
01:21:42,331 --> 01:21:44,098
So whenever you're ready,
Johnny,

2117
01:21:44,100 --> 01:21:46,420
Sarah's gonna
read with you.

2118
01:21:48,838 --> 01:21:50,437
Okay.

2119
01:21:50,439 --> 01:21:51,939
Did you go to school for dance?

2120
01:21:51,941 --> 01:21:53,707
Oh, my God.
What?

2121
01:21:53,709 --> 01:21:55,342
I'm sorry.
Nothing.

2122
01:21:55,344 --> 01:21:57,864
Just keep... Keep going.
What?

2123
01:21:58,246 --> 01:22:00,247
Did you go to school for dance?

2124
01:22:00,249 --> 01:22:03,017
No, I didn't
study these dance moves.

2125
01:22:03,019 --> 01:22:04,752
I was born with them.

2126
01:22:04,754 --> 01:22:06,720
Oh, my God!
What?

2127
01:22:06,722 --> 01:22:09,123
Sorry, Johnny, honestly,
we're getting all this on tape,

2128
01:22:09,125 --> 01:22:10,524
and it's great, so just
keep reading with Sarah.

2129
01:22:10,526 --> 01:22:12,092
Sarah, just keep... yeah.
Sarah, keep goin'.

2130
01:22:12,094 --> 01:22:14,361
Would you describe yourself
as flexible?

2131
01:22:14,363 --> 01:22:17,364
Well, I guess you could say
I am pretty limber.

2132
01:22:17,366 --> 01:22:18,699
Jesus Christ!

2133
01:22:18,701 --> 01:22:20,367
Are you guys joking?

2134
01:22:20,369 --> 01:22:22,636
I'm tryin' to act here.

2135
01:22:22,638 --> 01:22:25,105
What the fuck are you lookin' at
that's so important?

2136
01:22:25,107 --> 01:22:26,273
We're lookin' at you,
Johnny.

2137
01:22:26,275 --> 01:22:28,976
We're looking at you.

2138
01:22:28,978 --> 01:22:31,145
<i>Are you familiar with
the penal code in this county?</i>

2139
01:22:31,147 --> 01:22:32,613
Here's the good news...

2140
01:22:32,615 --> 01:22:34,648
<i>Oh, yeah.</i>
I won't ever forget you again.

2141
01:22:34,650 --> 01:22:39,653
Raw emotion with Johnny Chase.

2142
01:22:39,655 --> 01:22:42,122
Oh, yeah. Ohhh.

2143
01:22:42,124 --> 01:22:46,427
We got a sex tape
from a huge star...

2144
01:22:46,429 --> 01:22:47,628
'S brother.

2145
01:22:48,965 --> 01:22:50,331
Oh, you like that?

2146
01:22:50,333 --> 01:22:51,732
He was having a video chat
with this girl,

2147
01:22:51,734 --> 01:22:53,434
it turned into sex,

2148
01:22:53,436 --> 01:22:55,269
her boyfriend posted it up
to revenge girlfriends.

2149
01:22:55,271 --> 01:22:56,904
<i>And, cut to the Chase!</i>

2150
01:23:01,677 --> 01:23:04,678
Oh, my fucking God.

2151
01:23:04,680 --> 01:23:06,513
Oh, good merciful God.

2152
01:23:06,515 --> 01:23:07,448
<i>Oh, yeah, babe.</i>

2153
01:23:07,450 --> 01:23:10,985
Oh, my God.
<i>Oh, yeah!</i>

2154
01:23:10,987 --> 01:23:13,153
Oh, God.

2155
01:23:13,155 --> 01:23:14,421
<i>That's what
I'm talkin' about!</i>

2156
01:23:14,423 --> 01:23:17,658
Oh, my God.
I know this fucking kid.

2157
01:23:17,660 --> 01:23:19,760
Oh, my God.

2158
01:23:19,762 --> 01:23:21,662
Eww.

2159
01:23:21,664 --> 01:23:23,497
Oh, my God.

2160
01:23:23,499 --> 01:23:24,932
Oh, my God!

2161
01:23:26,869 --> 01:23:30,637
Over here, Johnny!
What the fuck you lookin' at?

2162
01:23:30,639 --> 01:23:33,507
How 'bout I shove that camera
up your ass, huh?

2163
01:23:33,509 --> 01:23:35,275
What are you lookin' at?
There! Right there!

2164
01:23:35,277 --> 01:23:36,310
Stop fuckin' lookin' at me.

2165
01:23:36,312 --> 01:23:37,344
What are you lookin' at?

2166
01:23:37,346 --> 01:23:38,645
You got a problem?

2167
01:23:38,647 --> 01:23:40,280
Stop lookin' at me.

2168
01:23:40,282 --> 01:23:42,683
I can't believe
you just ignored me yesterday.

2169
01:23:42,685 --> 01:23:45,319
I wasn't ignoring you.
He wasn't ignoring you.

2170
01:23:45,321 --> 01:23:46,553
So... oh, really?
We're all gonna do this?

2171
01:23:46,555 --> 01:23:48,188
Okay.
He didn't respond.

2172
01:23:48,190 --> 01:23:50,524
He had some crazy things
happen yesterday.

2173
01:23:50,526 --> 01:23:51,725
Well,
he didn't call me today.

2174
01:23:51,727 --> 01:23:53,360
You probably should've
called today, E.

2175
01:23:53,362 --> 01:23:54,361
Well, I didn't know
what to say.

2176
01:23:54,363 --> 01:23:55,796
He didn't know
what to say.

2177
01:23:55,798 --> 01:23:58,232
For six months,
he begs me to take him back.

2178
01:23:58,234 --> 01:23:59,633
Now I say
I'm willing to try,

2179
01:23:59,635 --> 01:24:01,502
and he doesn't
know what to say?

2180
01:24:01,504 --> 01:24:02,803
She's got a lot of anger
towards me.

2181
01:24:02,805 --> 01:24:04,538
You know, maybe you should
save this for later.

2182
01:24:04,540 --> 01:24:07,241
I said I'll keep trying
to get over it.

2183
01:24:07,243 --> 01:24:08,742
He's right. Maybe we should
save it till later.

2184
01:24:08,744 --> 01:24:10,511
No, I think we should
talk about this now.

2185
01:24:10,513 --> 01:24:12,146
Maybe
I shouldn't be here.

2186
01:24:12,148 --> 01:24:13,680
Why not?

2187
01:24:13,682 --> 01:24:15,416
You've been here for everything
else but the conception.

2188
01:24:15,418 --> 01:24:17,551
Good point.
E, say somethin'.

2189
01:24:17,553 --> 01:24:18,919
Stop.

2190
01:24:18,921 --> 01:24:22,556
Look, Sloan, I love you, okay?
You know that.

2191
01:24:22,558 --> 01:24:24,224
And there's nobody else
I'd rather be with.

2192
01:24:24,226 --> 01:24:25,893
But there's no more
trying.

2193
01:24:25,895 --> 01:24:27,594
You're either over the past
or you're not.

2194
01:24:27,596 --> 01:24:29,930
Yo! Guess who's got
the strongest

2195
01:24:29,932 --> 01:24:31,198
bones in
the Assante family?

2196
01:24:31,200 --> 01:24:33,000
No break?
Nope. Torn Labrum.

2197
01:24:33,002 --> 01:24:34,501
But dinner with Ronda is on.

2198
01:24:34,503 --> 01:24:36,670
So, Sloan, any way we can
get this labor process crankin'?

2199
01:24:36,672 --> 01:24:38,238
Really?

2200
01:24:38,240 --> 01:24:40,240
Oh, see what I'm sayin'?
Let's go! Turtle, move it.
Let's go!

2201
01:24:40,242 --> 01:24:41,275
You guys were stopped.

2202
01:25:10,206 --> 01:25:11,305
Ari,
are you fucking crazy?

2203
01:25:11,307 --> 01:25:12,639
You can't land there!

2204
01:25:12,641 --> 01:25:16,376
Ah, but, John,
I just did.

2205
01:25:22,750 --> 01:25:25,385
Hello.

2206
01:25:25,387 --> 01:25:26,887
Must not
have gotten my invite.

2207
01:25:26,889 --> 01:25:29,123
Wow.

2208
01:25:29,125 --> 01:25:31,458
I know all of you.

2209
01:25:31,460 --> 01:25:35,796
Mr. Tisch, we shared a suite
at the super bowl.

2210
01:25:35,798 --> 01:25:39,133
Must not be the difference maker
that you claimed.

2211
01:25:39,135 --> 01:25:42,970
Meldman, all those nights
in Cabo...

2212
01:25:42,972 --> 01:25:45,472
Meaningless.

2213
01:25:45,474 --> 01:25:48,809
Larsen, you must not have gotten
all my messages.

2214
01:25:48,811 --> 01:25:51,011
And you must be a lot tougher
than you look.

2215
01:25:51,013 --> 01:25:53,981
Okay, this room is gonna be even
more hostile than I thought.

2216
01:25:53,983 --> 01:25:56,517
Which is interesting,
because I heard the purpose

2217
01:25:56,519 --> 01:25:58,452
of this meeting
was to fire me.

2218
01:25:58,454 --> 01:25:59,586
Where'd you hear that?

2219
01:25:59,588 --> 01:26:03,257
I heard it up here,
John.

2220
01:26:03,259 --> 01:26:06,660
Not from you,
who I've known for 20 years.

2221
01:26:06,662 --> 01:26:08,862
Not from you, Dana,
who I used to...

2222
01:26:08,864 --> 01:26:14,168
Anyway, you want to fire me
because Mr. Mccredle's son

2223
01:26:15,604 --> 01:26:17,437
doesn't like the movie
that I made.

2224
01:26:17,439 --> 01:26:20,307
Well, I don't think
you know the whole story.

2225
01:26:20,309 --> 01:26:22,042
Oh, really, Gold?

2226
01:26:22,044 --> 01:26:25,312
Well, I can't wait to hear the
fuckin' fairy tale you spin.

2227
01:26:25,314 --> 01:26:26,780
Me, too.

2228
01:26:26,782 --> 01:26:27,981
Shut up, Travis.

2229
01:26:27,983 --> 01:26:30,150
Travis doesn't really
hate the movie.

2230
01:26:30,152 --> 01:26:32,352
He hates Vince.

2231
01:26:32,354 --> 01:26:33,987
Dad, he's so full of shit.
What'd I say?

2232
01:26:33,989 --> 01:26:35,956
Why do... Do you want
a boot up your ass?

2233
01:26:35,958 --> 01:26:37,124
No.

2234
01:26:37,126 --> 01:26:39,059
Now, I have a son,
so this is hard.

2235
01:26:39,061 --> 01:26:41,128
Well, speak, God damn it.

2236
01:26:41,130 --> 01:26:43,330
This whole
thing is over a girl.

2237
01:26:43,332 --> 01:26:44,665
What girl?
Dad!

2238
01:26:44,667 --> 01:26:46,667
The show... I...
Shut up!

2239
01:26:46,669 --> 01:26:49,236
What fucking girl,
Gold?

2240
01:26:49,238 --> 01:26:51,405
Emily Ratajkowski.

2241
01:26:51,407 --> 01:26:53,040
Ohhh, I like her.

2242
01:26:53,042 --> 01:26:54,374
I do, too.

2243
01:26:54,376 --> 01:26:56,210
I don't know
what he's talkin' about.

2244
01:26:56,212 --> 01:26:58,345
Oh, come on, Travis.

2245
01:26:58,347 --> 01:26:59,880
You mean to tell me

2246
01:26:59,882 --> 01:27:02,549
that you didn't
sit outside her house,

2247
01:27:02,551 --> 01:27:04,651
after she told you
good night,

2248
01:27:04,653 --> 01:27:06,386
just waiting to see
if Vince showed up?

2249
01:27:06,388 --> 01:27:08,088
He fuckin' snuck in there
after me.

2250
01:27:08,090 --> 01:27:10,057
I put in
a whole night w...

2251
01:27:10,059 --> 01:27:11,325
Wow.

2252
01:27:11,327 --> 01:27:12,559
I wasn't even 100% sure
I was right.

2253
01:27:12,561 --> 01:27:14,761
You should know this,
Travis.

2254
01:27:14,763 --> 01:27:16,830
That's what movie stars
are supposed to do...

2255
01:27:16,832 --> 01:27:19,666
Walk into rooms and fuck girls
that civilians want.

2256
01:27:19,668 --> 01:27:20,934
That's why
they're movie stars.

2257
01:27:20,936 --> 01:27:23,070
You causin' trouble
over pussy again?

2258
01:27:23,072 --> 01:27:24,404
Dad, this is our money.

2259
01:27:24,406 --> 01:27:25,906
We financed this film.

2260
01:27:25,908 --> 01:27:28,175
And I don't think that
that pretty boy out there

2261
01:27:28,177 --> 01:27:30,110
should be allowed
to shit on me.

2262
01:27:30,112 --> 01:27:31,545
Wait outside.

2263
01:27:31,547 --> 01:27:32,746
Are you serious?

2264
01:27:32,748 --> 01:27:35,449
Yes, God damn it.
Wait outside.

2265
01:27:44,692 --> 01:27:47,628
I'm real sorry about that.

2266
01:27:47,630 --> 01:27:50,430
Um, I have a copy
of the movie.

2267
01:27:50,432 --> 01:27:51,765
Vinnie chase's
unfinished cut.

2268
01:27:51,767 --> 01:27:53,267
I think if you
take a look at it,

2269
01:27:53,269 --> 01:27:55,569
you're gonna see that
your money is in secure hands.

2270
01:27:55,571 --> 01:27:58,138
I saw it last night,
Larsen.

2271
01:27:58,140 --> 01:28:00,107
Really?
What'd you think?

2272
01:28:00,109 --> 01:28:02,376
It's amazing.

2273
01:28:05,481 --> 01:28:07,047
I told you.

2274
01:28:07,049 --> 01:28:08,548
Well, I don't need
to see the damn movie.

2275
01:28:08,550 --> 01:28:09,916
You people
do what you do,

2276
01:28:09,918 --> 01:28:13,120
but, uh, if anybody wants to see
more of my money,

2277
01:28:13,122 --> 01:28:16,290
he still has to go.

2278
01:28:16,292 --> 01:28:17,658
Larsen,
you heard what happened.

2279
01:28:17,660 --> 01:28:19,893
What I heard is
this man treated my son

2280
01:28:19,895 --> 01:28:21,795
like a horse's ass,
which he is.

2281
01:28:21,797 --> 01:28:23,263
But that's not really
the point.

2282
01:28:23,265 --> 01:28:25,132
You said you have a son,
Gold?

2283
01:28:25,134 --> 01:28:26,233
I do.
He's 12.

2284
01:28:26,235 --> 01:28:27,801
Well, I hope
when he grows up,

2285
01:28:27,803 --> 01:28:31,238
he's not a complete and utter
fuckin' buffoon like mine.

2286
01:28:31,240 --> 01:28:33,573
But just in case he is,

2287
01:28:33,575 --> 01:28:35,642
I hope the people
that respect you

2288
01:28:35,644 --> 01:28:38,044
at least pretend
to respect him.

2289
01:28:40,481 --> 01:28:41,782
I can't believe a website

2290
01:28:41,784 --> 01:28:43,750
would actually post
something like that.

2291
01:28:43,752 --> 01:28:45,852
They posted it as
"see Vincent Chase's brother

2292
01:28:45,854 --> 01:28:47,654
spank it
at Vincent Chase's pool."

2293
01:28:47,656 --> 01:28:50,123
That was my pool?
Mine.

2294
01:28:50,125 --> 01:28:52,659
Oh, well. I guess a sex tape
worked for Paris and Kim.

2295
01:28:52,661 --> 01:28:54,094
Maybe it'll
do good for Johnny.

2296
01:28:54,096 --> 01:28:56,163
Ah, nah, Vin. A girl playin'
with herself is one thing.

2297
01:28:56,165 --> 01:28:58,498
Drama doing it,
it's a whole horrifying other.

2298
01:28:58,500 --> 01:29:00,834
Absolutely the most vile,
disgusting thing

2299
01:29:00,836 --> 01:29:02,502
I have ever fuckin' seen.

2300
01:29:02,504 --> 01:29:03,637
Okay, Shauna.
Have you heard from him?

2301
01:29:03,639 --> 01:29:04,971
No... no, why?
Is he missing?

2302
01:29:04,973 --> 01:29:06,373
Called him like ten times.
He won't pick up.

2303
01:29:06,375 --> 01:29:07,808
Try him again,
please?

2304
01:29:07,810 --> 01:29:10,377
I can get his face
on a milk carton.

2305
01:29:10,379 --> 01:29:11,678
You need to calm down.

2306
01:29:11,680 --> 01:29:13,313
Don't tell me
to calm down.

2307
01:29:13,315 --> 01:29:15,349
I'm here
because I can't calm down,

2308
01:29:15,351 --> 01:29:17,184
and I need to
see the doctor,

2309
01:29:17,186 --> 01:29:19,353
who can hopefully
calm me down.

2310
01:29:19,355 --> 01:29:21,288
Mr. Chase, he is
in with someone.

2311
01:29:21,290 --> 01:29:24,858
Oh, is he in with someone who's
been Comin' here for 15 years?

2312
01:29:24,860 --> 01:29:26,827
Somebody who had to
scrape up loose change

2313
01:29:26,829 --> 01:29:28,628
when insurance
wouldn't pay his bill?

2314
01:29:28,630 --> 01:29:31,498
Is he in with someone whose life
is in complete shambles?

2315
01:29:31,500 --> 01:29:32,566
Are you suicidal?

2316
01:29:32,568 --> 01:29:34,301
Oh, my God.

2317
01:29:34,303 --> 01:29:35,902
I don't know.

2318
01:29:35,904 --> 01:29:37,571
Well, if you aren't...
I am!

2319
01:29:37,573 --> 01:29:38,705
Okay, let...
Let me call 911

2320
01:29:38,707 --> 01:29:39,873
and have an ambulance come.

2321
01:29:39,875 --> 01:29:43,410
No, no, no.
Don't do that.

2322
01:29:43,412 --> 01:29:44,911
What are you lookin' at?

2323
01:29:44,913 --> 01:29:45,912
What?

2324
01:29:45,914 --> 01:29:47,147
What's on your screen?

2325
01:29:47,149 --> 01:29:48,782
Nothing.

2326
01:29:50,718 --> 01:29:52,652
Oh, Jesus Christ.

2327
01:29:52,654 --> 01:29:54,654
I'm a dead man!

2328
01:29:54,656 --> 01:29:56,790
I need the doctor.

2329
01:29:58,926 --> 01:30:01,528
Doc Feldman.
It's Johnny Chase.

2330
01:30:01,530 --> 01:30:03,163
I've been
a patient of yours

2331
01:30:03,165 --> 01:30:05,432
since you were workin'
that fuckin' strip mall in sherman oaks.

2332
01:30:05,434 --> 01:30:07,367
I need you right now,
God damn it,

2333
01:30:07,369 --> 01:30:09,870
so get your ass
out here.

2334
01:30:09,872 --> 01:30:11,505
I'm dyin'.

2335
01:30:11,507 --> 01:30:12,906
Put the phone down.

2336
01:30:12,908 --> 01:30:15,509
Sorry.

2337
01:30:18,247 --> 01:30:19,913
Motherfuck.

2338
01:30:19,915 --> 01:30:22,182
What, Turtle? What?
Will you please stop calling?

2339
01:30:22,184 --> 01:30:24,584
I can't talk right now.

2340
01:30:26,421 --> 01:30:29,923
What?

2341
01:30:29,925 --> 01:30:32,092
Really?

2342
01:30:32,094 --> 01:30:36,196
Johnny, what the hell
is goin' on?

2343
01:30:36,198 --> 01:30:39,533
Nothin', Doc.
All good.

2344
01:30:41,103 --> 01:30:43,937
I'm havin' a baby.

2345
01:30:49,611 --> 01:30:54,114
Congratulations.
You have a brand-new baby girl.

2346
01:30:54,116 --> 01:30:55,582
Ah.

2347
01:30:55,584 --> 01:30:59,419
Thank you.

2348
01:30:59,421 --> 01:31:01,822
She's amazing.

2349
01:31:01,824 --> 01:31:03,584
She looks just like you.

2350
01:31:15,771 --> 01:31:17,070
Ryan Murphy,

2351
01:31:17,072 --> 01:31:18,572
6 pounds 4 ounces,
born 19 minutes ago.

2352
01:31:18,574 --> 01:31:19,739
Yes!

2353
01:31:19,741 --> 01:31:20,907
You're a daddy!
Get over here.

2354
01:31:20,909 --> 01:31:22,409
Oh. Congrats.
Ah, congratulations!

2355
01:31:22,411 --> 01:31:23,610
Thank you.
Thank you very much.

2356
01:31:23,612 --> 01:31:24,611
Well...
How's Sloan?

2357
01:31:24,613 --> 01:31:26,079
She's over it.

2358
01:31:26,081 --> 01:31:27,314
Yeah?

2359
01:31:27,316 --> 01:31:28,748
Yeah.

2360
01:31:28,750 --> 01:31:30,951
Do we have ourselves
a baby?

2361
01:31:30,953 --> 01:31:32,486
Because in
the grand scheme of things,

2362
01:31:32,488 --> 01:31:33,620
what the fuck else
matters?

2363
01:31:33,622 --> 01:31:35,288
We got a baby girl!

2364
01:31:35,290 --> 01:31:37,023
You're kidding.
Name?

2365
01:31:37,025 --> 01:31:38,024
Ryan.

2366
01:31:38,026 --> 01:31:40,327
Ryan Murphy?

2367
01:31:40,329 --> 01:31:41,528
Yeah, you like it?

2368
01:31:41,530 --> 01:31:42,963
Well, I read for
the teacher on "Glee"

2369
01:31:42,965 --> 01:31:44,331
six times
and didn't get it.

2370
01:31:44,333 --> 01:31:47,434
But, yeah, I like it!

2371
01:31:47,436 --> 01:31:48,835
Piers Morgan?

2372
01:31:48,837 --> 01:31:50,337
What the fuck is piers Morgan
calling you for?

2373
01:31:50,339 --> 01:31:51,538
Hello?
Hey, Vince.

2374
01:31:51,540 --> 01:31:53,139
It's Piers Morgan here.
Hey, Piers.

2375
01:31:53,141 --> 01:31:55,008
Listen, if this is about Emily,
I have no comment.

2376
01:31:55,010 --> 01:31:57,310
No, Vince. I've got no interest
in your sex life.

2377
01:31:57,312 --> 01:31:59,379
I'm calling to see
if you've got any comment

2378
01:31:59,381 --> 01:32:01,681
to make about Ari Gold?
As far as what?

2379
01:32:01,683 --> 01:32:03,016
Well, as far as
the big, breaking news.

2380
01:32:03,018 --> 01:32:05,785
He just resigned
from the studio.

2381
01:32:05,787 --> 01:32:08,788
I got to call you back.

2382
01:32:08,790 --> 01:32:12,692
What's with
the stunned face?

2383
01:32:12,694 --> 01:32:15,254
Please don't tell me
the baby looks like E.

2384
01:32:18,866 --> 01:32:20,834
Yeah, I "resigned."

2385
01:32:20,836 --> 01:32:24,638
That's just how I spun it
to save myself the humiliation.

2386
01:32:24,640 --> 01:32:26,673
Truth is,
they fired me.

2387
01:32:26,675 --> 01:32:28,675
Ari, I feel awful.
This is all because of me.

2388
01:32:28,677 --> 01:32:31,411
Nah,
it's because of me.

2389
01:32:31,413 --> 01:32:32,979
I got a big ego.

2390
01:32:32,981 --> 01:32:36,049
But there's a reason for that.
It's 'cause I'm always right!

2391
01:32:36,051 --> 01:32:38,685
Must have a big buyout,
though, no?

2392
01:32:38,687 --> 01:32:41,054
What,
am I on CNBC, Turtle?

2393
01:32:41,056 --> 01:32:43,557
But, yeah, it would've been big,
even by your standards.

2394
01:32:43,559 --> 01:32:44,558
"Would've been"?

2395
01:32:44,560 --> 01:32:45,926
$30 million.

2396
01:32:45,928 --> 01:32:48,495
I told them to lick my balls.
I don't take charity.

2397
01:32:48,497 --> 01:32:51,231
What, so you're just gonna let
them keep $30 million? No. Come on.

2398
01:32:51,233 --> 01:32:53,400
I told them I want an equity
stake in the movie for it.

2399
01:32:53,402 --> 01:32:56,436
Ari, are you serious?
You could lose all your money.

2400
01:32:56,438 --> 01:32:58,538
You're my mentos man,
Vinnie.

2401
01:32:58,540 --> 01:33:00,240
15 years we've
been together.

2402
01:33:00,242 --> 01:33:02,442
You think I'm gonna
abandon ship now?

2403
01:33:02,444 --> 01:33:05,011
Not even if the water's freezing
and the orchestra's playing.

2404
01:33:05,013 --> 01:33:06,613
Oh, great.
A "Titanic" reference.

2405
01:33:06,615 --> 01:33:08,582
Come on, Ari.
"Hyde's" gonna be a monster.

2406
01:33:08,584 --> 01:33:10,584
You just said
you're always right.

2407
01:33:10,586 --> 01:33:12,185
Until I'm wrong.

2408
01:33:14,689 --> 01:33:16,723
I'm kiddin', Drama.
Lighten up.

2409
01:33:16,725 --> 01:33:18,124
Warren buffett's
gonna be

2410
01:33:18,126 --> 01:33:20,093
blowin' us for investment advice
soon, you'll see.

2411
01:33:20,095 --> 01:33:23,396
I'm proud of you, Vinnie.
I'm real proud.

2412
01:33:23,398 --> 01:33:24,598
Proud of all of you.

2413
01:33:24,600 --> 01:33:26,600
Thanks, Ari.
Congrats again on the baby.

2414
01:33:26,602 --> 01:33:27,867
Thanks again.

2415
01:33:31,573 --> 01:33:33,707
Later.

2416
01:33:33,709 --> 01:33:36,676
Later.

2417
01:33:56,831 --> 01:33:58,231
Ladies and gentlemen,

2418
01:33:58,233 --> 01:34:00,467
welcome to the 72nd Annual
Golden Globe Awards.

2419
01:34:00,469 --> 01:34:01,735
We're on the red carpet
live.

2420
01:34:01,737 --> 01:34:03,403
This is where you want to be,

2421
01:34:03,405 --> 01:34:05,639
and, Maria, already people are
starting to ask the question,

2422
01:34:05,641 --> 01:34:07,107
"who will
the big winners be?"

2423
01:34:07,109 --> 01:34:09,109
Mm-hmm. If you've been
paying attention,

2424
01:34:09,111 --> 01:34:11,645
you probably get the idea
that Vincent Chase and "Hyde"

2425
01:34:11,647 --> 01:34:12,946
are gonna
have a huge night.

2426
01:34:12,948 --> 01:34:14,147
That's right, Matt.

2427
01:34:14,149 --> 01:34:16,082
"Hyde" has been
a box office monster

2428
01:34:16,084 --> 01:34:19,019
with $450 million worldwide
and counting,

2429
01:34:19,021 --> 01:34:21,955
five nominations, including best
picture and two acting nods.

2430
01:34:21,957 --> 01:34:23,490
And that
surprise of the year.

2431
01:34:23,492 --> 01:34:26,760
You have a best-supporting-actor
nomination for Johnny Chase,

2432
01:34:26,762 --> 01:34:29,202
and he's only in four scenes
in the movie.

2433
01:34:31,599 --> 01:34:33,166
What'd I tell you,
Turtle?

2434
01:34:33,168 --> 01:34:35,335
You visualize success,
you get it.

2435
01:34:35,337 --> 01:34:37,604
Yeah, but you've been
visualizing it for 20 years.

2436
01:34:37,606 --> 01:34:40,607
No. I've been verbalizing it.
There's a difference.

2437
01:34:40,609 --> 01:34:42,776
Do you think he's gonna be more
difficult to handle if he wins?

2438
01:34:42,778 --> 01:34:45,011
Oh, yeah.
Definitely.

2439
01:34:45,013 --> 01:34:46,946
Vincent Chase!
Hey, Terrence.

2440
01:34:46,948 --> 01:34:48,848
Congrats on everything.
So, how does it feel?

2441
01:34:48,850 --> 01:34:51,217
Yeah, I don't want to
speak for baby bro,

2442
01:34:51,219 --> 01:34:53,053
but it feels sick,
Terrence.

2443
01:34:53,055 --> 01:34:55,055
You can quote me
on that.

2444
01:34:57,391 --> 01:34:58,892
Congratulations.

2445
01:34:58,894 --> 01:35:00,560
You're getting a lot of credit
for the work you did

2446
01:35:00,562 --> 01:35:02,228
behind the scenes
on this movie.

2447
01:35:02,230 --> 01:35:04,898
Well, I'm a little more creative
than people give me credit for.

2448
01:35:04,900 --> 01:35:06,232
I've heard
you have other offers.

2449
01:35:06,234 --> 01:35:07,801
Can you tell us,
perhaps, are you gonna

2450
01:35:07,803 --> 01:35:08,968
run another studio
or something?

2451
01:35:08,970 --> 01:35:10,303
Well, Maria,
I may run a country.

2452
01:35:10,305 --> 01:35:12,785
There are a few
that could use my help.

2453
01:35:16,711 --> 01:35:18,378
Johnny!
Look over here!

2454
01:35:18,380 --> 01:35:20,246
Johnny!

2455
01:35:20,248 --> 01:35:21,715
- Mr. Chase!
- Vince!

2456
01:36:05,093 --> 01:36:07,193
And the award
for best supporting actor

2457
01:36:07,195 --> 01:36:09,863
in a motion picture goes to...

2458
01:36:13,934 --> 01:36:17,637
Get the fuck
out of here.

2459
01:36:17,639 --> 01:36:20,073
Sorry, I have... haven't seen...

2460
01:36:20,075 --> 01:36:21,808
I haven't
seen the movie yet.

2461
01:36:21,810 --> 01:36:24,410
I... I imagine
he's fantastic.

2462
01:36:24,412 --> 01:36:26,646
Give it up!
Johnny Chase, "Hyde"!

2463
01:36:28,717 --> 01:36:29,983
You won!

2464
01:36:29,985 --> 01:36:32,118
Get up!
You won!

2465
01:36:32,120 --> 01:36:34,854
Get up there!
Go! Go!

2466
01:36:56,443 --> 01:36:59,579
You can fuck it later.
You speak.

2467
01:37:02,817 --> 01:37:05,585
Victory!

2468
01:37:06,922 --> 01:37:08,354
Yeah!

2469
01:38:08,215 --> 01:38:10,817
You're doing fine,
Lloyd.

2470
01:38:10,819 --> 01:38:12,752
Thank you, Ari.

2471
01:38:12,754 --> 01:38:13,753
And you?

2472
01:38:13,755 --> 01:38:14,821
I may throw up.

2473
01:38:14,823 --> 01:38:17,590
Just breathe.

2474
01:38:22,162 --> 01:38:23,396
Ladies and gentlemen,

2475
01:38:23,398 --> 01:38:25,932
today we gather
to celebrate

2476
01:38:25,934 --> 01:38:28,268
one of life's
greatest moments.

2477
01:38:28,270 --> 01:38:33,239
The commitment that
these two men are about to make

2478
01:38:33,241 --> 01:38:37,043
is the most important commitment
anyone can make.

2479
01:38:37,045 --> 01:38:38,378
If you're not really Gay,
Lloyd,

2480
01:38:38,380 --> 01:38:40,113
now would probably
be the time to say so.

2481
01:38:40,115 --> 01:38:43,182
And if you are, Ari,
this is probably your time.

2482
01:38:43,184 --> 01:38:44,617
Don't kid yourself,
Sulu.

2483
01:38:47,755 --> 01:38:49,289
Mazel Tov!

2484
01:38:57,398 --> 01:39:02,201
Congratulations, Greg and Lloyd!

2485
01:39:10,911 --> 01:39:12,912
Who's the girl?

2486
01:39:12,914 --> 01:39:14,747
Uh,
this is Alyssa Miller.

2487
01:39:14,749 --> 01:39:16,015
Hi.

2488
01:39:21,655 --> 01:39:23,323
Yee-haw!

2489
01:39:23,325 --> 01:39:25,124
I don't understand.
Lloyd wanted a Jewish wedding?

2490
01:39:25,126 --> 01:39:27,327
Nah.
My house, my God.

2491
01:39:27,329 --> 01:39:29,262
Hm. L'Chaim.

2492
01:39:29,264 --> 01:39:30,730
L'Chaim, bitches!

2493
01:39:38,973 --> 01:39:40,506
Vinnie!
Get in here.

2494
01:39:40,508 --> 01:39:42,141
Come on, we need a group shot.
Come here.

2495
01:39:42,143 --> 01:39:43,509
I just don't like it.

2496
01:39:43,511 --> 01:39:45,078
Well, maybe you just
don't fuckin' get it,

2497
01:39:45,080 --> 01:39:46,579
you bean-counting
little suit.

2498
01:39:46,581 --> 01:39:48,147
Ask Vince.
See what he thinks.

2499
01:39:48,149 --> 01:39:49,983
What's that?
I got an idea.

2500
01:39:49,985 --> 01:39:52,018
Oh, yeah?
What is it?

2501
01:39:52,020 --> 01:39:53,786
It's about Vinnie.

2502
01:39:53,788 --> 01:39:55,254
And the boys.

2503
01:39:55,256 --> 01:39:57,156
And how they started
from nothing,

2504
01:39:57,158 --> 01:39:58,758
turned it into all of this.
Yeah.

2505
01:39:58,760 --> 01:40:01,294
Dumbest idea I've ever heard.
Yeah, I agree.

2506
01:40:01,296 --> 01:40:02,462
Oh, I don't know.
Is it?

2507
01:40:02,464 --> 01:40:03,763
Maybe it's a TV show.

2508
01:40:03,765 --> 01:40:05,631
Yeah.
Maybe I could direct.

2509
01:40:05,633 --> 01:40:08,835
Maybe Turtle, Sloan, Ronda,
or the fuckin' baby can.

2510
01:40:08,837 --> 01:40:09,969
Ari.

2511
01:40:09,971 --> 01:40:11,170
Okay,
everybody get together

2512
01:40:11,172 --> 01:40:13,172
and smile.