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I just can't believe
this is the last time

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I'll walk into this building and say,

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"Good Morning, Misty."

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"Good morning, Misty."

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You've got a thing.

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In your...

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Where? Oh, God.

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Weirdo.

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Paraguay.

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HBW000337890.

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Yep. Gotcha.

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Well! If it isn't
another misty morning!

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Misty freaking morning.

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How goes it, Misty-kins?

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It's the same as it always goes, Mort.

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Doofus.

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Okay. Uh, Finland.

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HBW00837

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2717.

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Finland.

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Yeah. Finland.

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I've always loved the
way you say "Finland."

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It's like, "Fin. Land."

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Thanks.

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You know what's funny.

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Godfrey's closing after all these years,

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and you and me never

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got the chance to, you know.

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To?

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I thought you knew. I'm married.

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Your wife doesn't need to know!

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There's a broom closet
on the second floor.

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It's very roomy.

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Is this woman harassing you again, Rico?

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I'm fine, Lloyd. Let's
just get out of here.

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Told ya.

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Eat shit, Jason.

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Jackass.

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It is time to begin working.

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It is time to stop working.

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Esther said to wait here. She said,

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Mr. Godfrey wants to
speak with us personally.

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Oh! He wants to say goodbye!

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Oh, I'm thinking fat severance bonuses.

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Bonuses should be based on tenure.

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Bonuses should be based on talent.

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Loyalty is more important.

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Innovation is more important.

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Ass-kissing's pretty high up there, too.

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And as master of the butt smooch, Jason.

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I do not kiss ass, okay?

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I strategize self-actionization moments.

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It's all in Steve's seminars.

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Your "shaman" is named "Steve"?

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Mr. Godfrey!

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Jason Tumley, warehousing associate.

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I just want to say,

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what an honor and a privilege

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it has been toiling in your shadow.

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Which, actually, hasn't even

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really been like a shadow.

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It's more like a

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white hot sun illuminating the...

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Ow!

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Thank you very much,
Jason, for that speech.

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It contained words,

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verbs, nouns, and so forth.

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So huzzah to you, lad!

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And now on to business.

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I know you're all waiting for some

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envelopes.

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Yes?

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You all love envelopes. Right?

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It's really not the envelopes.

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It's the stuff inside.

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That's exactly the
robust spirit that's kept

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Godfrey Global Inventory

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alive and kicking all these years.

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Until tonight when it finally,

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finally dies.

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So, anyway, Esther, envelopes.

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It's an invitation.

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To a party.

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Oh Jesus tits.

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In honor of your loyal years of service

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to Godfrey Global Inventory,

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Esther and I,

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request the pleasure of your company

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at a farewell soiree

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to be held here tonight.

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We've never been to a party before.

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We've never been to a party before.

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You've never been to a party before?

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No, we've never been to a party before.

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And because we've never been

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to a party before this will be

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the finest party we've ever thrown!

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Oh, come on, guys!

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Come on, let's embrace this.

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I mean, this is our last day.

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Our last day!

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I mean, we've all worked here for?

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11 years.

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Seven years.

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14 years.

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Talent matters more than tenure.

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All these years, and what have we

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ever really learned about each other?

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Or about Mr. Godfrey?

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Or his lovely twin sister, Esther?

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Or about Godfrey Global
Inventory itself?

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Its purpose, its function.

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I mean, the raison d'etre

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for the thousands of punchcards.

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And so on and so
forth, Janet, thank you.

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So. Party tonight?

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Where's our checks?

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Final checks will be
distributed at the party.

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Can you just, like, mail mine?

120
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Well, we could, "just, like, mail" yours

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if you decline tonight's invitation.

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However, party attendance is mandatory

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in order to receive Godfrey Global's

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additional severance bonus,

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which is quite generous.

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Quite generous.

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So, if we don't go to the party,

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then we don't get our bonuses?

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Whip smart, that one.

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After 11 years of
"manning the carts" here

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at Godfrey, I would be honored

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to hoist a couple of tall cold ones.

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You wanna talk honored?

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I mean, my bowels clench with pride

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when this man, when this,

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when this, when this fella right here

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inspired me in my brief...

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So! 7:06 sharp.

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I'm only gonna be gone a few hours,

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Nana, you'll be fine by yourself.

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I'm actually glad you're going out.

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Really?

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That way you won't

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have to hear my screams.

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There will be no screaming tonight.

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You're right.

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They'll probably ball gag
me right from the get-go.

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Nana, no one's going
to ball gag you, okay?

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Not if they slit my throat first.

150
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Then they can steal
my silver tea service

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in peace and quiet while I bleed out.

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You know, it's a shame

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you've never met Mr. Godfrey!

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You're the same age!

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Though he sure doesn't look 80,

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it's the weirdest thing.

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All those murderers

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have baby faces.

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He's my age?

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Janet? Can I come to the party?

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Showering, I can't hear you!

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JANET!

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Yes, I know. I've watched it.

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I'm watching it right now.

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Actionization is about establishing

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your masculine potential
as a shamanic warrior.

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Squat low. Breathe hot. YAAAAHR

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Steve, I do. I do breathe
the warrior fire, okay.

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I breathe it actionizingly,

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but even the warrior fire,

171
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it can't stop my employer
from closing up shop.

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You're right. You're
right, you're right,

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but maybe now that Godfrey's is gone

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maybe the universe is telling me

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to take it to the next level, you know?

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Go full shaman and start
teaching other warriors

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to breathe the warrior fire, and...

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What?

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Right now?

180
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Okay, okay. Just hold on.

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YAAAAAAHR!!!

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Is it "yahr" or is it "aar?"

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'Cause I can never... Oh, shit!

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Whether you seek ultimate

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relaxation, or ultimate excitement.

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The Ambergris Islands await you.

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A tropical paradise

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full of beautiful people.

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The Ambergris Islands await you.

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Sultry days and steamy nights.

191
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The Ambergris Islands await you.

192
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So what are you waiting for?

193
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So what are you waiting for?

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All-inclusive resort

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packages start at just $1,500.

196
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The Ambergris Islands await you.

197
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What are you waiting for?

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They say that the squeaky wheel

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gets the grease.

200
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Well, I may not have
been the squeakiest wheel

201
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during my 11 years tenure

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here at Godfrey Global Inventory.

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But then I'm the kind of guy

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who will bend over
backwards for my employer,

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whether or not he greases me up.

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I'll take on any size workload,

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and I've taken some pretty darn big ones

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during my 11 years tenure

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here at Godfrey Global Inventory. So.

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Thank you, Mr. Godfrey,
for being my employer

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all these 11 years of my tenure

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here at Godfrey Global Inventory.

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How was that, Donald?

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Did Daddy make a good speech?

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00:14:01,809 --> 00:14:03,426
Yes. Good boy. Yes.

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00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:06,062
Yes, I know.

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Hey.

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So glad you could make
it this evening, Janet.

219
00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:05,820
Oh, thank you, Mr. Godfrey,

220
00:15:05,839 --> 00:15:06,850
I wouldn't miss it for the world.

221
00:15:06,874 --> 00:15:08,356
Are you enjoying the gum?

222
00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:10,329
Yes, it's wonderful. Thank you.

223
00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:11,995
Here. Have another.

224
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No, thanks. I'm okay.

225
00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:14,326
I insist!

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Okay.

227
00:15:20,821 --> 00:15:21,966
No, no, I.

228
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Chew to your heart's content!

229
00:15:26,193 --> 00:15:28,316
Tonight is a special night!

230
00:15:29,496 --> 00:15:31,518
You are so right, Mr. Godfrey.

231
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Tonight is special.

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But then again,

233
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every moment of my employment

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here at Godfrey Global has been special.

235
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They say that the squeaky
wheel gets the grease.

236
00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:46,872
Well, I may not have
been the squeakiest wheel

237
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during my 11...

238
00:15:48,015 --> 00:15:49,969
Hmmm. Party games!

239
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Excellent.

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Thank you, Esther, for
keeping us on schedule.

241
00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:56,234
This portion of the evening

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has been allotted to party games.

243
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,514
Tonight's party game shall be

244
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,383
"Duck Duck Goose."

245
00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:09,450
You're not serious.

246
00:16:10,537 --> 00:16:12,222
But this is a party.

247
00:16:12,239 --> 00:16:13,586
It is my understanding that seriousness

248
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would be inappropriate at this event.

249
00:16:17,945 --> 00:16:20,101
Touché, Mr. G! Right?

250
00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:22,132
When do we get our checks?

251
00:16:22,149 --> 00:16:23,429
This is not the question-and-answer

252
00:16:23,450 --> 00:16:25,034
period of the evening.

253
00:16:25,052 --> 00:16:26,973
That's at 5:13 a.m.

254
00:16:28,922 --> 00:16:29,596
You're kidding, right?

255
00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:31,139
No-one's gonna be here at 5 a.m.

256
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:35,047
You know, I just think it's wonderful

257
00:16:35,062 --> 00:16:36,983
that two people who have never been

258
00:16:36,997 --> 00:16:38,986
to a party before are
bending over backwards

259
00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:41,089
to make sure we have a good time.

260
00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:44,938
So I say, bring on
the "Duck Duck Goose!"

261
00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:50,342
Duck, Duck, Duck.

262
00:16:51,879 --> 00:16:52,890
GOOSE!

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00:16:53,947 --> 00:16:55,902
Oh my god. GO.

264
00:16:57,150 --> 00:16:58,229
This is ridiculous.

265
00:16:58,251 --> 00:16:59,397
I have a heart condition, you know!

266
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Duck.

267
00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:21,990
Duck.

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00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:24,487
Duck.

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00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:27,994
Goose.

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00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,241
The hell with this!

271
00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:43,484
Mort is not using his indoor voice.

272
00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:46,116
I've used my indoor voice

273
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for far too long, Mr. Godfrey!

274
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I've bent over backwards,

275
00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:53,089
and you've never greased me up

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00:17:53,106 --> 00:17:54,420
to take on your big workload!

277
00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:56,935
And, and, and now

278
00:17:57,444 --> 00:18:00,342
my 11-year tenure here at
Godfrey Global Inventory

279
00:18:00,347 --> 00:18:02,907
has come to an end and I'm ready to

280
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:06,901
go home.

281
00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:08,602
So, you can hand me my pay check

282
00:18:08,621 --> 00:18:10,677
and I'll mosey proudly along,

283
00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:13,521
because obviously, I'm
not appreciated here.

284
00:18:15,562 --> 00:18:17,550
I'd prefer if you stayed
until the party ended.

285
00:18:18,565 --> 00:18:20,149
The party ended for me

286
00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:24,006
a long time ago, Mr. Godfrey.

287
00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:26,124
Can I get my check too?

288
00:18:27,975 --> 00:18:29,188
Very well, then.

289
00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:32,464
I'll give you your check now.

290
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,107
Thank you.

291
00:18:46,693 --> 00:18:49,153
But, that means that I'll have to

292
00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:51,689
punch your card and move it

293
00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:56,456
to the "Dormant Accounts" file.

294
00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:59,356
Let's see here.

295
00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:05,238
Janet, Jason,

296
00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:08,409
Misty, Mort.

297
00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:11,732
So, if I leave you're going to?

298
00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:13,604
Process your card, and move it from

299
00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:15,709
"Active" to "Dormant" status.

300
00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:18,445
To make your termination official.

301
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:23,490
Punch my card.
Goodbye, everyone.

302
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:30,429
Gee, Mort. What's wrong?

303
00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:35,628
Nothing. I'm fine!

304
00:19:39,812 --> 00:19:41,498
You okay there, big guy?

305
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,299
Did you take your heart medicine, Mort?

306
00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:44,462
You should sit down, Morty.

307
00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:46,372
Nonsense, he's fine, see?

308
00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:52,638
Anyhow.

309
00:19:54,194 --> 00:19:56,216
AAAAAH!

310
00:19:56,229 --> 00:19:58,285
[Misty
Mort! Snap out of it!

311
00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:01,126
That is an unauthorized
first aid procedure.

312
00:20:01,134 --> 00:20:02,785
I shall file an incident report.

313
00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:04,319
Call 911!

314
00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:06,820
Mort!

315
00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:08,356
Damn it!

316
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:10,060
Non-business related calls must be

317
00:20:10,077 --> 00:20:11,660
pre-approved by the management!

318
00:20:14,681 --> 00:20:16,366
Oh! Oh my God!

319
00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:19,715
Oh my God, oh my God,
oh my God, oh my God!

320
00:20:25,525 --> 00:20:27,681
Augh, Jason!

321
00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:29,345
You took the CPR course! C'mere.

322
00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:31,384
Mr. Godfrey, we have to call 911!

323
00:20:37,137 --> 00:20:38,249
Check his pulse!

324
00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:39,484
Mr. Godfrey, please!

325
00:20:39,506 --> 00:20:42,774
He's. Already. Dead. Janet.

326
00:20:44,644 --> 00:20:46,464
Oh my god. He is dead.

327
00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:51,773
Oh, no. Oh, no.

328
00:20:56,156 --> 00:20:59,087
Oh my God! Oh my God,
it's a million dollars!

329
00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:01,477
It's a million dollars!

330
00:21:04,131 --> 00:21:05,680
Don't stop!

331
00:21:06,566 --> 00:21:08,116
I hope Mort's cat makes

332
00:21:08,135 --> 00:21:10,123
good use of its inheritance.

333
00:21:12,839 --> 00:21:14,760
Lucky, lucky Donald.

334
00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:17,394
Our severance bonus
is a million dollars?

335
00:21:17,410 --> 00:21:19,870
With one small caveat, I'm afraid.

336
00:21:21,314 --> 00:21:23,774
Godfrey Global has one
last batch of inventory

337
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:26,445
that must be processed
before the deadline.

338
00:21:27,354 --> 00:21:28,870
What deadline?

339
00:21:29,356 --> 00:21:30,602
The deadline.

340
00:21:31,224 --> 00:21:33,314
When we "shut 'er down."

341
00:21:34,427 --> 00:21:35,775
The End.

342
00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:37,143
The deadline.

343
00:21:37,164 --> 00:21:38,444
So, when's the deadline?

344
00:21:50,210 --> 00:21:53,344
Dawn. Dawn is the deadline.

345
00:21:54,781 --> 00:21:56,735
So. So, you tricked us into

346
00:21:56,749 --> 00:21:58,435
coming here to work overnight?

347
00:21:58,718 --> 00:22:00,369
No, no tricks.

348
00:22:00,953 --> 00:22:02,807
We invited you to a party.

349
00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:06,227
This is a party.
Note the garlands.

350
00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:08,747
So, if we finish processing

351
00:22:08,761 --> 00:22:10,514
the inventory before dawn,

352
00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:12,855
we each get a million dollars? Really?

353
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:15,218
Awesome.

354
00:22:15,702 --> 00:22:17,858
Mr. Godfrey, it's incredibly generous,

355
00:22:17,870 --> 00:22:19,859
but why would you give us

356
00:22:19,872 --> 00:22:21,457
such a large amount of money?

357
00:22:25,545 --> 00:22:27,398
Well, you know what they say, Janet.

358
00:22:27,980 --> 00:22:29,531
You know what they say!

359
00:22:29,549 --> 00:22:31,402
No. No. What do they say?

360
00:22:37,290 --> 00:22:39,851
So, we're all agreed then? Hmmm?

361
00:22:40,527 --> 00:22:42,414
You'll work one more night
for our humble operation?

362
00:22:42,429 --> 00:22:43,339
I will!

363
00:22:43,363 --> 00:22:44,912
Yeah, yeah. I can. Yes. Yes.

364
00:22:49,436 --> 00:22:51,256
I guess so.

365
00:22:53,273 --> 00:22:54,890
But, what about Mort?

366
00:22:57,544 --> 00:22:59,296
I'll miss him so much.

367
00:23:00,247 --> 00:23:01,830
No, you won't!

368
00:23:03,550 --> 00:23:05,740
We'll put him in your
office to keep you company.

369
00:23:09,589 --> 00:23:10,835
Uh.

370
00:23:10,857 --> 00:23:13,620
And, remember, tonight is a celebration!

371
00:23:14,394 --> 00:23:16,282
There will be mandatory party games

372
00:23:16,296 --> 00:23:18,654
during your breaks.
Esther will officiate.

373
00:23:34,447 --> 00:23:36,233
I can't believe I'm gonna be rich.

374
00:23:36,549 --> 00:23:37,931
Good stuff never happens to me.

375
00:23:37,950 --> 00:23:39,535
Well, Godfrey's got the
dough to spread around.

376
00:23:39,552 --> 00:23:40,934
You know, they've been
raking it in for centuries,

377
00:23:40,953 --> 00:23:42,336
ever since he brought the company over

378
00:23:42,355 --> 00:23:43,770
from the Old Country.

379
00:23:43,790 --> 00:23:44,599
Which "Old Country?"

380
00:23:44,624 --> 00:23:45,837
Beats me.

381
00:23:45,858 --> 00:23:47,409
What exactly is "the business"?

382
00:23:47,427 --> 00:23:49,550
Global Inventory. Duh.

383
00:23:49,562 --> 00:23:50,641
Right.

384
00:23:52,832 --> 00:23:54,518
Holy crap.

385
00:23:54,534 --> 00:23:55,815
We're gonna hafta haul ass

386
00:23:55,835 --> 00:23:56,778
if we wanna get that money.

387
00:23:56,803 --> 00:23:58,454
How did those get here?

388
00:23:58,471 --> 00:23:59,819
Did I miss the delivery guy?

389
00:23:59,839 --> 00:24:01,457
Jesus, get over it.

390
00:24:14,487 --> 00:24:15,667
Ta da!

391
00:24:16,989 --> 00:24:19,011
He's in a better place now.

392
00:24:20,593 --> 00:24:21,907
You really believe that?

393
00:24:21,928 --> 00:24:23,411
NO.

394
00:25:08,107 --> 00:25:09,995
I honestly don't mind
the extra workload.

395
00:25:10,009 --> 00:25:11,829
In fact, I relish the
challenge to take on

396
00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:13,429
Mort's duties as well as my own.

397
00:25:13,446 --> 00:25:15,569
I gotta say, I dig your
style, Mr. Godfrey.

398
00:25:15,582 --> 00:25:17,570
I mean, clearly Mort's
passing was a coincidence,

399
00:25:17,584 --> 00:25:19,404
but you brilliantly parleyed that into

400
00:25:19,419 --> 00:25:20,834
increased worker productivity,

401
00:25:20,853 --> 00:25:22,539
and I just think I could
learn a lot from you, sir.

402
00:25:23,890 --> 00:25:25,440
Do you know what else

403
00:25:25,458 --> 00:25:26,402
you could learn a lot from, Jason?

404
00:25:32,599 --> 00:25:34,081
Television!

405
00:25:40,907 --> 00:25:42,929
Television makes people

406
00:25:42,942 --> 00:25:44,762
shut up and stop thinking.

407
00:25:45,945 --> 00:25:47,866
Oh, gee. Sir, for me,
thanks. That's, um...

408
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:49,667
Television!

409
00:25:55,722 --> 00:25:57,170
Whether you seek ultimate

410
00:25:57,189 --> 00:25:59,717
relaxation, or ultimate excitement.

411
00:25:59,726 --> 00:26:01,916
The Ambergris Islands await you.

412
00:26:02,194 --> 00:26:03,644
A tropical paradise

413
00:26:03,663 --> 00:26:05,450
full of beautiful people.

414
00:26:05,465 --> 00:26:06,678
I'm a beautiful person.

415
00:26:06,699 --> 00:26:07,845
The Ambergris Islands await you.

416
00:26:07,867 --> 00:26:10,900
Sultry days and steamy nights.

417
00:26:10,903 --> 00:26:12,049
All-inclusive resort

418
00:26:12,071 --> 00:26:13,790
packages start at just $1,500.

419
00:26:13,806 --> 00:26:15,559
I'm a rich beautiful person.

420
00:26:15,575 --> 00:26:17,564
The Ambergris Islands await you.

421
00:26:17,944 --> 00:26:19,797
So what are you waiting for?

422
00:26:19,812 --> 00:26:21,126
So what are you waiting for?

423
00:26:21,147 --> 00:26:23,404
I don't have to wait no more

424
00:26:31,658 --> 00:26:33,478
Gee, Janet, why don't you have a seat?

425
00:26:33,493 --> 00:26:35,583
Thank you, Misty. I
knew I could talk to you.

426
00:26:40,533 --> 00:26:42,522
So, what do you think is happening here?

427
00:26:43,670 --> 00:26:45,118
Uh, I'm working one more night.

428
00:26:45,137 --> 00:26:47,497
For a million bucks. That's what.

429
00:26:49,976 --> 00:26:51,560
But do you really believe Mr. Godfrey

430
00:26:51,578 --> 00:26:53,701
is going to give us
each a million dollars?

431
00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:55,666
I saw Mort's
cheque. I counted the zeros.

432
00:26:56,916 --> 00:26:57,894
But Mort is...

433
00:26:57,917 --> 00:27:00,546
Don't be an idiot, Janet.

434
00:27:00,553 --> 00:27:01,497
But it...

435
00:27:01,521 --> 00:27:02,127
Get out!

436
00:27:02,154 --> 00:27:04,008
Okay, okay. I'm sorry.

437
00:27:07,627 --> 00:27:08,840
We're down to the final two

438
00:27:08,861 --> 00:27:11,625
contestants here on
"Yes, My Pet Can Dance!"

439
00:27:11,631 --> 00:27:14,530
Partner ChiChi the spider
monkey are raring to...

440
00:27:20,607 --> 00:27:21,853
We interrupt this program

441
00:27:21,874 --> 00:27:23,593
to bring you breaking news.

442
00:27:23,876 --> 00:27:26,067
A massive earthquake has hit Australia.

443
00:27:26,579 --> 00:27:28,163
The death toll is unknown,

444
00:27:28,180 --> 00:27:30,034
but seismologists say it may be

445
00:27:30,049 --> 00:27:31,869
a disaster of epic proportions.

446
00:27:31,884 --> 00:27:33,570
Australia?

447
00:27:33,586 --> 00:27:34,698
Measurements as high as

448
00:27:34,721 --> 00:27:36,608
9.7 on the Richter scale

449
00:27:36,623 --> 00:27:39,116
rate this as the most
devastating earthquake

450
00:27:39,125 --> 00:27:40,844
in recorded history.

451
00:27:40,860 --> 00:27:43,724
Sorry, I've got a Update, here.

452
00:27:46,933 --> 00:27:49,258
This is amazing. Um, remarkably,

453
00:27:49,268 --> 00:27:52,671
there are no reports of mass fatalities

454
00:27:52,672 --> 00:27:54,661
as would be expected in seismic events

455
00:27:54,674 --> 00:27:56,291
of this magnitude.

456
00:27:56,308 --> 00:27:58,803
Only. Only one person

457
00:27:58,811 --> 00:28:00,800
has been reported dead.

458
00:28:01,681 --> 00:28:03,736
We await further details
on this breaking story.

459
00:28:03,750 --> 00:28:05,064
And will continue to update you

460
00:28:05,084 --> 00:28:07,038
every hour on the hour.

461
00:28:10,557 --> 00:28:11,264
Mr. Godfrey!

462
00:28:11,290 --> 00:28:12,706
Janet.

463
00:28:16,295 --> 00:28:19,227
Mr. Godfrey. Um, I've
been rethinking my decision.

464
00:28:20,833 --> 00:28:22,956
As generous as your offer is,

465
00:28:22,969 --> 00:28:25,092
I just can't leave my
Nana alone overnight.

466
00:28:25,672 --> 00:28:26,986
I feel wracked with guilt.

467
00:28:27,974 --> 00:28:29,996
Aw. Poor Janet.

468
00:28:30,577 --> 00:28:32,059
You miss your Nana?

469
00:28:32,679 --> 00:28:33,656
Yeah.

470
00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:35,061
Seriously?

471
00:28:36,348 --> 00:28:38,742
Oh, yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Tons.

472
00:28:39,118 --> 00:28:41,006
I just can't wait to get back to her

473
00:28:41,020 --> 00:28:43,581
cheery little grimace and, um,

474
00:28:43,590 --> 00:28:45,814
well, also, Mort is dead in my office,

475
00:28:45,825 --> 00:28:47,981
and he's developing an odor,

476
00:28:47,994 --> 00:28:49,106
which makes it very hard to work and...

477
00:28:49,128 --> 00:28:50,880
Fascinating as always, Janet.

478
00:28:51,230 --> 00:28:53,657
But what I'm really wondering is,

479
00:28:53,666 --> 00:28:56,834
would you rather I did this,

480
00:29:05,144 --> 00:29:07,335
or gave you a million dollars?

481
00:29:10,049 --> 00:29:12,678
You're not sure? Hmm.

482
00:29:19,959 --> 00:29:21,306
I'll take the money!

483
00:29:21,828 --> 00:29:23,276
Good girl.

484
00:29:27,233 --> 00:29:28,952
Have some more gum.

485
00:29:31,003 --> 00:29:32,317
Chew, chew, chew!

486
00:29:50,122 --> 00:29:51,673
The minuscule death toll amidst

487
00:29:51,691 --> 00:29:53,882
such epic scale destruction is

488
00:29:53,893 --> 00:29:54,836
nothing short of miraculous.

489
00:29:54,861 --> 00:29:56,040
Oh! I'm sorry, Mr. Godfrey.

490
00:29:56,062 --> 00:29:57,241
Says Australian Red Crest

491
00:29:57,263 --> 00:29:59,656
emergency management
leader Barbara Borkner.

492
00:29:59,666 --> 00:30:02,361
Jason, perhaps the television

493
00:30:02,368 --> 00:30:04,356
is too much of a distraction.

494
00:30:04,937 --> 00:30:06,858
No! Sir, no. It's just...

495
00:30:08,407 --> 00:30:10,126
It's the weirdest coincidence.

496
00:30:10,142 --> 00:30:12,063
I was, uh, I spilled some cards,

497
00:30:12,078 --> 00:30:14,066
and one of them just got damaged,

498
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:16,034
and it happened to be

499
00:30:16,048 --> 00:30:17,362
from Australia, and now...

500
00:30:17,383 --> 00:30:18,731
Australians are mourning

501
00:30:18,751 --> 00:30:21,379
Brisbane beekeeper Myron Bumbersnatch,

502
00:30:21,387 --> 00:30:23,915
the sole fatality in this
devastating earthquake.

503
00:30:24,390 --> 00:30:25,705
See, that's the thing.

504
00:30:25,725 --> 00:30:27,309
One fatality, one punchcard.

505
00:30:27,326 --> 00:30:28,709
Dedicated to his work,

506
00:30:28,728 --> 00:30:30,075
and to his bees.

507
00:30:30,096 --> 00:30:32,050
He is survived by his
wife and two children

508
00:30:32,064 --> 00:30:34,120
from previous relationships.

509
00:30:34,133 --> 00:30:36,054
As tragic as the circumstances.

510
00:30:36,068 --> 00:30:37,382
He annoys me.

511
00:30:37,403 --> 00:30:41,072
This man who speaks.

512
00:30:41,073 --> 00:30:42,219
Who? Peter Beckwith?

513
00:30:42,241 --> 00:30:43,386
Oh, I can just...

514
00:30:43,409 --> 00:30:44,588
Yeah, I'll just change the channel.

515
00:30:44,610 --> 00:30:45,891
I can just turn it off. You
know, you're totally right.

516
00:30:45,912 --> 00:30:47,394
No. It's important

517
00:30:47,413 --> 00:30:49,873
to remain apprised of current events.

518
00:30:49,882 --> 00:30:51,972
The utterly devastating wreckage

519
00:30:51,984 --> 00:30:54,883
has prompted other nations to support

520
00:30:54,887 --> 00:30:56,201
a newly-created disaster relief.

521
00:30:56,222 --> 00:30:57,772
Peter Beckwith.

522
00:30:57,790 --> 00:30:59,239
There are no estimates yet

523
00:30:59,258 --> 00:31:01,247
as to the total financial impact.

524
00:31:01,260 --> 00:31:03,889
We now turn our attention to

525
00:31:03,896 --> 00:31:05,076
a natural phenomenon

526
00:31:05,097 --> 00:31:07,254
we can all get behind, adorable kittens.

527
00:31:17,977 --> 00:31:20,067
That's adorable!

528
00:31:20,079 --> 00:31:21,461
Ol' Petey's got a lot of fight in him.

529
00:31:28,788 --> 00:31:29,933
You see?

530
00:31:30,156 --> 00:31:32,447
Television, it teaches us

531
00:31:32,458 --> 00:31:34,278
so much about the world!

532
00:31:35,061 --> 00:31:36,274
Yeah.

533
00:31:42,534 --> 00:31:43,816
Misty Kerkovitsky.

534
00:31:43,836 --> 00:31:44,881
You're going too fast!

535
00:31:44,904 --> 00:31:46,150
Problem, Janet?

536
00:31:46,172 --> 00:31:47,014
The files are piling up.

537
00:31:47,039 --> 00:31:48,454
Can you slow down a bit?

538
00:31:48,474 --> 00:31:49,822
Uh, if I slow down,

539
00:31:49,842 --> 00:31:51,325
we're not gonna get this done in time,

540
00:31:51,343 --> 00:31:52,523
so you're just gonna
hafta kick it up a notch.

541
00:31:52,544 --> 00:31:54,196
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

542
00:31:54,213 --> 00:31:56,066
I shouldn't even be here.
I can't handle this!

543
00:31:56,082 --> 00:31:58,238
Do not ruin this for
the rest of us, Janet.

544
00:31:58,250 --> 00:31:59,531
It's just, I've told you

545
00:31:59,551 --> 00:32:00,967
how demanding Nana can be,

546
00:32:00,987 --> 00:32:02,301
especially during psoriasis season.

547
00:32:02,321 --> 00:32:03,906
There are so many itchy areas

548
00:32:03,923 --> 00:32:05,270
she can't reach on her own.

549
00:32:10,229 --> 00:32:12,016
Did you just hang up on me?

550
00:32:12,031 --> 00:32:13,244
You mean like this?

551
00:32:15,234 --> 00:32:16,885
I'm just not accustomed to this pace,

552
00:32:16,903 --> 00:32:18,520
and I'm afraid I might make mistakes.

553
00:32:18,537 --> 00:32:21,368
Alternatively, perhaps I
could come back tomorrow,

554
00:32:21,373 --> 00:32:23,395
no charge, of course,

555
00:32:23,409 --> 00:32:25,060
and just finish up what
I didn't get to today.

556
00:32:25,077 --> 00:32:29,054
Dawn is the deadline, Janet. Dawn.

557
00:32:29,381 --> 00:32:30,426
Okay.

558
00:32:30,983 --> 00:32:34,084
What you need is an assistant!

559
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:45,272
Dormant. Post-dormant.

560
00:32:56,608 --> 00:32:58,058
Gorg?

561
00:32:58,410 --> 00:33:01,107
And a fine "gorg" to you too, Mort!

562
00:33:04,116 --> 00:33:05,262
As you know, Mort has always possessed

563
00:33:05,284 --> 00:33:07,104
the physical fortitude of a donkey.

564
00:33:07,119 --> 00:33:09,545
He now has the mind of one, too.

565
00:33:09,555 --> 00:33:11,375
He can take on any size workload.

566
00:33:11,390 --> 00:33:14,390
No doubt, he'll be a great help to you.

567
00:33:15,995 --> 00:33:17,276
Now get back to work.

568
00:33:19,565 --> 00:33:20,981
You're welcome.

569
00:33:30,642 --> 00:33:31,890
Mort?

570
00:33:35,982 --> 00:33:37,397
You're alive?

571
00:33:51,964 --> 00:33:55,233
Okay. So, um,

572
00:33:56,635 --> 00:33:59,231
the South American cards need checking,

573
00:34:00,206 --> 00:34:02,194
and those boxes.

574
00:34:04,143 --> 00:34:07,411
Mort. Mort, my eyes are up here.

575
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:09,995
That's it.

576
00:34:13,152 --> 00:34:15,983
You have

577
00:34:16,455 --> 00:34:19,152
beautiful eyes.

578
00:34:20,192 --> 00:34:23,326
Oh, thank you.

579
00:34:25,531 --> 00:34:27,149
Anyway, we really have
to get to work, because...

580
00:34:27,166 --> 00:34:30,401
Beautiful eyes.

581
00:34:31,370 --> 00:34:33,324
If you can, if you can get those cards.

582
00:34:34,606 --> 00:34:36,359
EYES!

583
00:34:44,516 --> 00:34:46,370
It's break time.

584
00:34:46,718 --> 00:34:48,471
Mandatory party games.

585
00:34:53,125 --> 00:34:54,608
That way.

586
00:35:01,667 --> 00:35:03,959
Duck! Duck!

587
00:35:05,071 --> 00:35:06,587
Duck! Duck! Duck!

588
00:35:06,605 --> 00:35:09,100
That is not how the game is played!

589
00:35:13,579 --> 00:35:16,376
Maybe that earthquake
was just a coincidence.

590
00:35:17,383 --> 00:35:19,438
Yeah, right. And Mort
was just "napping."

591
00:35:19,451 --> 00:35:21,440
Yeah, Oooh, look at you.

592
00:35:21,453 --> 00:35:23,408
Sarcasm, I like it.

593
00:35:23,422 --> 00:35:24,029
Really?

594
00:35:24,056 --> 00:35:25,269
Yeah.

595
00:35:25,291 --> 00:35:26,739
I think I might try to be
more sarcastic in the future.

596
00:35:26,758 --> 00:35:27,365
You should.

597
00:35:27,393 --> 00:35:28,303
Would you guys shut up?

598
00:35:28,327 --> 00:35:29,608
I'm trying to plan
the holiday I'm taking

599
00:35:29,628 --> 00:35:30,942
with that severance check.

600
00:35:31,297 --> 00:35:33,117
Misty, don't you think that there's

601
00:35:33,132 --> 00:35:34,547
something strange going on here?

602
00:35:34,566 --> 00:35:36,757
No. Everything seems perfectly normal.

603
00:35:36,768 --> 00:35:38,285
Except Mort smells worse than usual,

604
00:35:38,304 --> 00:35:40,157
and tomorrow we're all gonna be rich.

605
00:36:05,131 --> 00:36:06,579
Chicken duck!

606
00:36:08,634 --> 00:36:10,016
Ah!

607
00:36:13,705 --> 00:36:15,525
It is time to resume working.

608
00:36:23,515 --> 00:36:25,470
Okay, probably wasn't a coincidence.

609
00:36:25,484 --> 00:36:27,000
Yeah, I don't think so.

610
00:36:35,361 --> 00:36:36,776
A freak tsunami has struck

611
00:36:36,795 --> 00:36:38,648
the Caribbean, causing mass devastation

612
00:36:38,664 --> 00:36:40,618
to Jamaica and Trinidad.

613
00:36:40,632 --> 00:36:42,385
The Ambergris Isles have been

614
00:36:42,401 --> 00:36:44,491
swallowed by the sea,
utterly obliterated.

615
00:36:45,471 --> 00:36:47,728
All of its citizens are dead.

616
00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:51,442
Folks, the Ambergris
Islands no longer await you.

617
00:37:07,393 --> 00:37:09,347
Meet me in the broom closet.

618
00:37:09,361 --> 00:37:10,810
I was wondering when I'd get my turn.

619
00:37:10,829 --> 00:37:12,447
Shut up.

620
00:37:16,468 --> 00:37:18,692
I'm sorry, I just feel slightly

621
00:37:18,704 --> 00:37:20,524
uncomfortable with this arrangement.

622
00:37:22,608 --> 00:37:24,327
I honestly don't see the problem.

623
00:37:26,512 --> 00:37:29,376
Um, well, it's just that
I feel, just a little,

624
00:37:31,217 --> 00:37:34,317
well, uneasy working with Mort

625
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:37,485
now that he's a zombie.

626
00:37:46,232 --> 00:37:48,523
Good, good Mort, bravo! Oh, that's rich.

627
00:37:50,236 --> 00:37:52,325
Yes, this is Esther.

628
00:37:52,338 --> 00:37:54,494
Esther, you're gonna love this.

629
00:37:55,174 --> 00:37:58,105
Janet thinks Mort is a zombie!

630
00:38:04,550 --> 00:38:07,448
Well, if he's not a zombie,
then what is he?

631
00:38:12,591 --> 00:38:14,444
He is,

632
00:38:16,262 --> 00:38:17,845
eight-seven-three-decimal-nine...

633
00:38:17,863 --> 00:38:20,222
...four-space-eight-hyphen-aught-n...

634
00:38:20,232 --> 00:38:23,299
...space-six-dash-four-four-twospa.

635
00:38:24,503 --> 00:38:27,468
Status, post-dormant.

636
00:38:28,874 --> 00:38:31,131
Now get back to work.

637
00:38:38,850 --> 00:38:41,378
Aah! No
thank you, Morty.

638
00:38:41,387 --> 00:38:43,341
Thank you. You can eat
it, you can eat it.

639
00:38:44,656 --> 00:38:46,779
Psst. Meet me in the broom closet.

640
00:38:48,694 --> 00:38:50,817
Oh! Uh, well, I'm flattered,

641
00:38:50,829 --> 00:38:52,851
but I don't think that you and I...

642
00:38:53,799 --> 00:38:55,518
Well, it's just that I'm not a...

643
00:38:55,534 --> 00:38:56,512
Oh, God! Why does everyone here act

644
00:38:56,535 --> 00:38:58,489
like I'm some kind of
slutty slut whorebag?

645
00:39:00,539 --> 00:39:01,719
Ho-bag.

646
00:39:01,740 --> 00:39:03,358
Just come!

647
00:39:04,610 --> 00:39:06,295
Okay.

648
00:39:11,217 --> 00:39:12,531
I sent up seven cases

649
00:39:12,551 --> 00:39:13,428
from the Caribbean
Islands half an hour ago.

650
00:39:13,452 --> 00:39:16,283
And now there are no Caribbean Islands.

651
00:39:16,288 --> 00:39:17,198
And when Godfrey decided

652
00:39:17,223 --> 00:39:18,436
he didn't like that news anchor,

653
00:39:18,457 --> 00:39:20,345
he was dead, within seconds.

654
00:39:20,359 --> 00:39:22,853
The Australian earthquake,
the Caribbean Islands.

655
00:39:24,296 --> 00:39:25,509
It's like Godfrey's summoning

656
00:39:25,531 --> 00:39:27,250
the end of the the world.

657
00:39:27,266 --> 00:39:29,356
And even if Godfrey keeps his word,

658
00:39:29,368 --> 00:39:30,952
and lets us go free after
giving us the money,

659
00:39:30,969 --> 00:39:32,655
what the hell are we gonna spend it on?

660
00:39:32,671 --> 00:39:33,816
I've seen the movies.

661
00:39:33,839 --> 00:39:35,457
No one shops after the apocalypse.

662
00:39:37,008 --> 00:39:38,997
I am never gonna get to
go to an all-inclusive,

663
00:39:39,010 --> 00:39:40,864
and drink my face off!

664
00:39:43,014 --> 00:39:44,397
We have to tell someone,

665
00:39:44,416 --> 00:39:45,932
we have to tell them
what's going on here.

666
00:39:45,951 --> 00:39:47,299
God, yeah, right!

667
00:39:47,319 --> 00:39:48,701
Try to leave and you'll
end up like Mort.

668
00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:49,664
Balloon!

669
00:39:49,688 --> 00:39:50,530
Ew!

670
00:39:50,922 --> 00:39:52,406
Icky, nasty! Bad!

671
00:39:57,896 --> 00:39:59,850
We have to call 911.

672
00:39:59,865 --> 00:40:01,247
Uh, hello,

673
00:40:01,267 --> 00:40:02,614
how long have you been working here?

674
00:40:02,634 --> 00:40:04,454
There's no cell reception
in this building.

675
00:40:05,604 --> 00:40:07,221
And the business
phones were disconnected.

676
00:40:07,806 --> 00:40:09,457
Except for Esther's.

677
00:40:09,941 --> 00:40:11,862
Right. Right!

678
00:40:12,611 --> 00:40:14,701
Okay, okay, so,

679
00:40:14,713 --> 00:40:16,970
What if I sneak into her office

680
00:40:16,982 --> 00:40:18,600
and call 911?

681
00:40:18,617 --> 00:40:19,931
What can I do?

682
00:40:19,951 --> 00:40:21,401
You and Mort, you guys,

683
00:40:21,420 --> 00:40:23,273
you watch Godfrey,

684
00:40:23,289 --> 00:40:24,704
you keep him off the third floor.

685
00:40:24,723 --> 00:40:26,273
No problem, he loves me.

686
00:40:27,993 --> 00:40:29,004
Misty, do you think you could

687
00:40:29,027 --> 00:40:30,948
distract Esther while I go in?

688
00:40:32,030 --> 00:40:33,413
Sure.

689
00:40:33,732 --> 00:40:35,013
Is that okay?

690
00:40:35,033 --> 00:40:37,392
That hag comes at me
and I'll rip her tits off.

691
00:40:37,969 --> 00:40:39,453
But if I'm gonna do this,

692
00:40:39,471 --> 00:40:40,415
you have to promise me one thing.

693
00:40:40,439 --> 00:40:42,292
Because I don't want Godfrey

694
00:40:42,308 --> 00:40:43,756
bringing me back like he did Mort.

695
00:40:45,744 --> 00:40:47,362
Mort.

696
00:40:51,783 --> 00:40:54,682
Ugh. God, you gotta burn me up,

697
00:40:54,686 --> 00:40:56,372
or chop me up,

698
00:40:56,388 --> 00:40:58,680
or dissolve me in a vat of battery acid.

699
00:40:58,690 --> 00:41:00,443
Where would I find
a vat of battery acid?

700
00:41:00,459 --> 00:41:01,975
Wherever, just be creative.

701
00:41:01,993 --> 00:41:03,847
Just please, please promise me.

702
00:41:03,862 --> 00:41:04,840
Okay, well, what size chunks

703
00:41:04,863 --> 00:41:05,672
do I have to chop you into?

704
00:41:05,697 --> 00:41:06,607
Jason!

705
00:41:06,632 --> 00:41:07,306
Okay, I promise!

706
00:41:11,370 --> 00:41:12,987
All right! Let's do this.

707
00:41:18,344 --> 00:41:19,489
- Mort.
- Aaahhh!

708
00:41:23,982 --> 00:41:25,567
Esther?

709
00:41:26,785 --> 00:41:28,537
Why have you abandoned
your work station?

710
00:41:28,854 --> 00:41:29,932
Oh, is this the portion of the evening

711
00:41:29,955 --> 00:41:31,674
allotted for work?

712
00:41:31,690 --> 00:41:32,936
I thought this was the
portion of the evening

713
00:41:32,958 --> 00:41:34,778
allotted for "Misty/Esther Girl Time!"

714
00:41:36,695 --> 00:41:38,851
There is no portion of
the evening allotted for...

715
00:41:38,864 --> 00:41:40,077
Oh, but you're wrong.

716
00:41:40,632 --> 00:41:41,643
Haven't you seen the schedule

717
00:41:41,667 --> 00:41:43,352
posted down by the elevator?

718
00:41:44,403 --> 00:41:46,425
I did not authorize any such posting.

719
00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:50,726
Well, it's posted there.

720
00:41:52,911 --> 00:41:54,428
Come see.

721
00:42:14,733 --> 00:42:16,687
I see no such posting.

722
00:42:16,968 --> 00:42:19,058
You see no such posting!

723
00:42:27,145 --> 00:42:29,403
This portion of the evening

724
00:42:29,415 --> 00:42:31,672
has not been allotted for laughter.

725
00:42:31,883 --> 00:42:33,973
You know why you see no such posting?

726
00:42:33,985 --> 00:42:35,704
Because this is the portion

727
00:42:35,721 --> 00:42:37,945
of the evening allotted for lying.

728
00:42:38,123 --> 00:42:39,539
That is not true.

729
00:42:39,558 --> 00:42:41,142
Exactly! Because this is the portion

730
00:42:41,159 --> 00:42:43,687
of the evening allotted for lying.

731
00:42:43,695 --> 00:42:44,807
That is not true.

732
00:42:44,830 --> 00:42:46,144
This is the portion of the evening

733
00:42:46,164 --> 00:42:48,591
allotted for fucking with Esther's mind!

734
00:42:49,167 --> 00:42:51,662
THAT IS NOT TRUE!

735
00:42:52,738 --> 00:42:54,490
911.
Where are you phoning from?

736
00:42:54,506 --> 00:42:56,596
Godfrey Global Inventory.

737
00:42:56,608 --> 00:42:58,462
Gopher Globule who, ma'am?

738
00:43:02,981 --> 00:43:04,566
You are afraid.

739
00:43:06,852 --> 00:43:08,672
Actually, I'm not.

740
00:43:09,955 --> 00:43:12,111
Watch this.

741
00:43:13,459 --> 00:43:16,188
That is a direct
violation of company policy!

742
00:43:22,133 --> 00:43:24,088
It is on now, bitch!

743
00:43:24,603 --> 00:43:27,770
No, no, Godfrey Global Inventory!

744
00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:30,829
There's no Groggy Gogo Factory

745
00:43:30,842 --> 00:43:32,561
listed in our records.

746
00:43:40,185 --> 00:43:43,083
So it's Godfrey Global Inventory?

747
00:43:43,088 --> 00:43:44,975
Yes! Now I don't have much time,

748
00:43:44,990 --> 00:43:46,843
so please listen carefully!

749
00:43:46,858 --> 00:43:48,981
Shhhh! What was that?

750
00:43:48,994 --> 00:43:50,477
What was that?

751
00:43:51,763 --> 00:43:52,976
Hello?

752
00:43:55,701 --> 00:43:56,846
Did you hear that, Elliott?

753
00:43:56,868 --> 00:43:58,081
It came from outside.

754
00:43:58,604 --> 00:44:00,254
I must be hearing things.

755
00:44:00,271 --> 00:44:02,024
Sorry, ma'am, what were you saying?

756
00:44:03,542 --> 00:44:05,192
My name is Janet Crimple.

757
00:44:05,210 --> 00:44:06,525
The world is going to end tonight

758
00:44:06,545 --> 00:44:08,230
if you don't come right now.

759
00:44:08,246 --> 00:44:09,629
Hold please, ma'am.

760
00:44:09,648 --> 00:44:11,569
There it is again. Hear that?

761
00:44:16,087 --> 00:44:18,750
Jesus! Did you see that,
Elliot? Did you see that?

762
00:44:19,758 --> 00:44:21,545
Jesus God! They're coming
through the window!

763
00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:23,008
What, exactly, is
coming through the window?

764
00:44:23,028 --> 00:44:24,881
I've never seen so many raccoons!

765
00:44:24,896 --> 00:44:26,885
AAAAAAAAAAH!

766
00:44:40,546 --> 00:44:42,297
Your call is important to us.

767
00:44:42,313 --> 00:44:43,257
Please wait for the
next available operator.

768
00:44:43,281 --> 00:44:45,000
No, no, no.

769
00:44:53,324 --> 00:44:55,178
I shall file an incident report

770
00:44:55,193 --> 00:44:57,587
with Mr. Godfrey immediately.

771
00:45:05,303 --> 00:45:07,123
Oh my God.

772
00:45:31,096 --> 00:45:32,781
Jason here.

773
00:45:33,765 --> 00:45:35,551
Third floor. Come, now.

774
00:45:35,901 --> 00:45:37,788
Janet? Are you okay?

775
00:45:40,939 --> 00:45:42,658
You made a promise.

776
00:45:54,185 --> 00:45:56,073
Esther did this? How?

777
00:45:56,087 --> 00:45:57,031
She's like a million years old!

778
00:45:57,055 --> 00:45:58,571
I know.

779
00:45:59,057 --> 00:46:00,910
Oh my god! Misty!

780
00:46:02,260 --> 00:46:04,619
Jason, there's no time to mourn.

781
00:46:05,196 --> 00:46:06,983
You know what you have to do.

782
00:46:09,735 --> 00:46:12,026
No, I, No, I can't!

783
00:46:12,037 --> 00:46:13,250
This is Misty! No, she wants me to.

784
00:46:13,271 --> 00:46:15,326
I know, I know, but you promised!

785
00:46:17,308 --> 00:46:18,691
You have to.

786
00:46:20,378 --> 00:46:22,367
Okay, okay! Okay, how?

787
00:46:22,948 --> 00:46:24,734
I don't know. I don't know,

788
00:46:24,750 --> 00:46:25,895
but we have to get her out of here

789
00:46:25,917 --> 00:46:27,198
before Godfrey finds her.

790
00:46:27,218 --> 00:46:28,364
Okay.

791
00:46:29,287 --> 00:46:30,736
Okay, let's just pull her up.

792
00:46:30,756 --> 00:46:31,868
Okay.

793
00:46:35,694 --> 00:46:36,672
How do we do this?

794
00:46:36,695 --> 00:46:37,369
I don't know.

795
00:46:38,764 --> 00:46:39,640
Mort.

796
00:46:39,665 --> 00:46:40,338
Mort.

797
00:46:40,365 --> 00:46:42,016
Mort, come here. Crouch!

798
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:43,849
Crouch, crouch!

799
00:46:43,869 --> 00:46:44,981
Crouch, crouch.

800
00:46:45,003 --> 00:46:45,812
Get down, Mort!

801
00:46:45,837 --> 00:46:47,050
Crouch down.

802
00:46:47,072 --> 00:46:48,184
Yeah, yeah.
Bend down. Bend down.

803
00:46:48,206 --> 00:46:49,655
Bend down!

804
00:46:49,675 --> 00:46:51,090
Yes, yes,
there we go! Good boy!

805
00:46:51,109 --> 00:46:53,333
Good boy! Okay, good. Good boy.

806
00:46:54,980 --> 00:46:56,699
Okay. Okay.

807
00:46:58,249 --> 00:46:59,935
Okay,
Okay. Mort, okay!

808
00:46:59,951 --> 00:47:01,063
Where?

809
00:47:01,086 --> 00:47:02,299
Yeah, yeah, over here.

810
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:04,747
Over here. Yeah, yeah,
Over here. Pony ride!

811
00:47:04,756 --> 00:47:07,351
Pony ride!
Pony ride, pony ride,

812
00:47:07,358 --> 00:47:09,785
everyone loves a pony ride.

813
00:47:09,795 --> 00:47:11,817
Pony ride, pony ride,

814
00:47:11,830 --> 00:47:13,953
everyone loves a pony ride.

815
00:47:17,102 --> 00:47:18,787
Okay, okay. Yeah!

816
00:47:32,818 --> 00:47:34,266
Your call is important to us.

817
00:47:47,165 --> 00:47:49,928
Okay, big fella.
Okay, hand her over.

818
00:47:49,935 --> 00:47:51,721
Come on, come on.

819
00:47:51,737 --> 00:47:53,354
Here we go, here we go.

820
00:47:54,272 --> 00:47:55,857
Here we go.

821
00:47:59,177 --> 00:48:00,997
Goodbye, pretty girl.

822
00:48:03,481 --> 00:48:05,908
I'm sorry for all those times

823
00:48:05,917 --> 00:48:07,366
I was a dick to you.

824
00:48:09,354 --> 00:48:12,353
I promise, if I get out of this alive,

825
00:48:12,357 --> 00:48:14,244
I'm not gonna live like that anymore.

826
00:48:16,161 --> 00:48:18,891
See? Now there's a second
thing I promised you.

827
00:48:25,003 --> 00:48:27,328
I don't know if I can do this, Steve!

828
00:48:29,340 --> 00:48:30,722
Okay.

829
00:48:31,977 --> 00:48:33,728
Gotta summon the strength.

830
00:48:34,846 --> 00:48:36,801
Gotta breathe that

831
00:48:36,815 --> 00:48:39,274
warrior fire.

832
00:48:41,953 --> 00:48:44,379
YAAAAHR!

833
00:48:51,062 --> 00:48:53,387
Yaaahr! Yaahr.

834
00:48:54,432 --> 00:48:56,487
Yaahr. Yaaahr!

835
00:49:10,882 --> 00:49:12,365
YAAAHR!

836
00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:24,987
I not clean that. Biohazard.

837
00:49:24,996 --> 00:49:26,378
You gotta help us.

838
00:49:27,198 --> 00:49:29,052
No way, Jack. Biohazard.

839
00:49:29,868 --> 00:49:31,316
Please!

840
00:49:37,042 --> 00:49:38,356
I know this smell.

841
00:49:40,912 --> 00:49:42,496
Rotting corpse.

842
00:49:44,015 --> 00:49:45,296
That's just Mort.

843
00:49:46,284 --> 00:49:47,530
Yaahr!

844
00:49:47,552 --> 00:49:49,001
Hey.

845
00:49:50,488 --> 00:49:51,871
Mort.

846
00:49:51,890 --> 00:49:53,406
Oh, fuck.

847
00:49:58,363 --> 00:49:59,981
Your call is important to us.

848
00:49:59,998 --> 00:50:01,077
Please wait for the

849
00:50:01,099 --> 00:50:02,279
next available operator.

850
00:50:08,239 --> 00:50:10,093
We invented that, you know.

851
00:50:16,247 --> 00:50:17,933
Who is we?

852
00:50:19,484 --> 00:50:21,001
It's not just the one incident.

853
00:50:21,019 --> 00:50:23,041
The Australian beekeeper,

854
00:50:23,054 --> 00:50:24,335
and Mort's heart attack,

855
00:50:24,355 --> 00:50:25,434
and then Janet nearly

856
00:50:25,456 --> 00:50:27,142
chokes to death on her own gum.

857
00:50:27,158 --> 00:50:29,248
You get million dollars

858
00:50:30,295 --> 00:50:32,182
for one night?

859
00:50:32,497 --> 00:50:33,609
Look, you're missing the point, okay?

860
00:50:33,631 --> 00:50:35,653
The world is ending, all right?

861
00:50:35,666 --> 00:50:37,251
Look! Just look!

862
00:50:40,071 --> 00:50:41,183
Soccer game. So?

863
00:50:41,206 --> 00:50:42,856
No. Watch, watch, watch.

864
00:50:43,174 --> 00:50:45,028
Strangling Lee Antomyn,

865
00:50:45,043 --> 00:50:47,098
and he's turning blue!

866
00:50:48,113 --> 00:50:50,944
The stadium has erupted in violence!

867
00:50:51,249 --> 00:50:52,495
The fans are killing each other!

868
00:50:52,517 --> 00:50:54,404
Oh my God. They're killing each other!

869
00:50:54,419 --> 00:50:56,373
What the bloody hell is going on here?

870
00:50:58,489 --> 00:50:59,973
The beautiful game get ugly some time.

871
00:50:59,991 --> 00:51:01,373
Oh, the beautiful...

872
00:51:01,392 --> 00:51:02,639
You need to help us get
a message to the police!

873
00:51:05,530 --> 00:51:08,058
I not your little
message slave, white boy.

874
00:51:09,300 --> 00:51:10,682
You on salary. You go.

875
00:51:10,701 --> 00:51:12,185
I can't leave the building, okay?

876
00:51:12,203 --> 00:51:13,450
Godfrey has my punchcard,

877
00:51:13,471 --> 00:51:16,370
and if he processes it, I am gonna die.

878
00:51:19,277 --> 00:51:21,064
Good thing this place go tits up.

879
00:51:22,380 --> 00:51:24,099
This one fuck your brain.

880
00:51:27,118 --> 00:51:28,634
Party games!

881
00:51:31,056 --> 00:51:34,661
Chicken! Duck! Pony Ride!

882
00:51:36,161 --> 00:51:38,654
Chicken! Duck! Pony Ride!

883
00:51:39,097 --> 00:51:41,692
Chicken! Duck! Pony Ride!

884
00:51:42,533 --> 00:51:44,656
Chicken! Duck! Pony Ride!

885
00:51:45,036 --> 00:51:47,328
Chicken! Duck! Pony Ride!

886
00:51:47,538 --> 00:51:50,235
Chicken! Duck! Pony Ride!

887
00:51:50,241 --> 00:51:51,555
- Attention!
- Chicken!

888
00:51:54,212 --> 00:51:56,032
I have some very exciting news,

889
00:51:56,047 --> 00:51:58,440
so I need you all to be very quiet,

890
00:51:58,449 --> 00:52:00,977
or I will kill you!

891
00:52:00,986 --> 00:52:02,670
It seems that Misty

892
00:52:02,687 --> 00:52:05,215
has opted for early retirement,

893
00:52:05,756 --> 00:52:07,981
so the rest of you
must pick up the slack.

894
00:52:09,394 --> 00:52:11,113
I'm counting on my dependable employees

895
00:52:11,129 --> 00:52:13,252
to muster up that

896
00:52:13,264 --> 00:52:15,455
good ol' Godfrey Global spirit

897
00:52:15,466 --> 00:52:18,634
to get the job finished by the deadline!

898
00:52:19,737 --> 00:52:21,691
And if we refuse?

899
00:52:23,241 --> 00:52:25,094
That's all right.

900
00:52:25,110 --> 00:52:27,367
Mort here refused, and
he's still working!

901
00:52:28,079 --> 00:52:31,449
Sort of. Aren't ya
there, big guy? Please.

902
00:52:34,385 --> 00:52:36,576
A post-dormant worker is
better than no worker at all.

903
00:52:41,159 --> 00:52:43,080
Hey, Mr. Godfrey, I hear

904
00:52:43,094 --> 00:52:45,621
you are short-handed.

905
00:52:47,432 --> 00:52:49,487
Yes, as a matter of fact, we are.

906
00:52:50,335 --> 00:52:52,289
I can help you.

907
00:52:52,303 --> 00:52:54,022
Why, that would be marvelous.

908
00:52:54,372 --> 00:52:56,528
For million dollars.

909
00:52:58,109 --> 00:53:01,344
Deal or no deal?

910
00:53:03,348 --> 00:53:05,302
Welcome aboard.

911
00:53:08,253 --> 00:53:09,297
As a matter of fact,

912
00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:11,275
I've already taken the liberty

913
00:53:12,223 --> 00:53:14,178
of pulling your punchcard.

914
00:53:16,694 --> 00:53:19,593
Oola. As you were.

915
00:53:28,506 --> 00:53:30,460
It's time to resume working.

916
00:53:46,124 --> 00:53:47,405
What are you doing?

917
00:53:47,658 --> 00:53:50,355
You think I stupid? I got plan.

918
00:53:51,362 --> 00:53:53,351
This girl look out for number one.

919
00:54:05,476 --> 00:54:07,296
Oola says that she's got a plan.

920
00:54:07,778 --> 00:54:09,363
We should make a plan.

921
00:54:11,749 --> 00:54:13,334
I know, but what can we do?

922
00:54:13,884 --> 00:54:17,120
I mean, if we leave, he'll
just punch our cards.

923
00:54:17,755 --> 00:54:18,834
If we slow down.

924
00:54:18,856 --> 00:54:20,204
He'll punch our cards.

925
00:54:20,225 --> 00:54:21,404
And if we refuse to work.

926
00:54:21,426 --> 00:54:22,235
He'll just punch our cards,

927
00:54:22,260 --> 00:54:24,249
and turn us into whatever Mort is.

928
00:54:26,831 --> 00:54:28,516
Who are you guys?

929
00:54:32,703 --> 00:54:34,826
We're waiting on you, Janet.

930
00:54:35,906 --> 00:54:37,390
Go! Go!

931
00:54:39,244 --> 00:54:41,299
Coming right up, Mr. Godfrey.

932
00:55:08,606 --> 00:55:11,336
So, uh, what's your plan?

933
00:55:12,643 --> 00:55:14,329
Get my punchcard.

934
00:55:14,345 --> 00:55:15,491
How?

935
00:55:18,516 --> 00:55:19,762
Take it.

936
00:55:21,952 --> 00:55:23,671
Take it?

937
00:55:24,789 --> 00:55:26,878
You seriously think
it's gonna be that easy?

938
00:55:26,891 --> 00:55:28,206
Yup.

939
00:55:28,226 --> 00:55:29,270
You know, I used to be as smug

940
00:55:29,294 --> 00:55:31,215
and as self-centred as you.

941
00:55:31,762 --> 00:55:33,515
Your boyfriend cute!

942
00:55:33,531 --> 00:55:35,217
What?

943
00:55:36,301 --> 00:55:38,356
No, no, that is not my boyfriend!

944
00:55:38,369 --> 00:55:40,223
Okay, there isn't a boyfriend,

945
00:55:40,238 --> 00:55:41,822
I don't have a boyfriend.
How'd you do that?

946
00:55:45,910 --> 00:55:47,629
You're a pickpocket!

947
00:55:49,314 --> 00:55:51,639
In my country, I stole to survive.

948
00:55:52,483 --> 00:55:55,348
In this country, I take
my punchcard. I survive.

949
00:55:55,353 --> 00:55:56,230
Yeah, what about the rest of us?

950
00:55:56,254 --> 00:55:57,535
Can you help me and Janet?

951
00:55:57,555 --> 00:55:59,509
Can't save anyone if I
die. First save myself.

952
00:55:59,690 --> 00:56:01,544
Please, please, please, please, please.

953
00:56:01,559 --> 00:56:03,715
I don't wanna die!
Please, I don't wanna die,

954
00:56:03,728 --> 00:56:05,750
I just, I don't wanna be here.

955
00:56:06,497 --> 00:56:07,845
Okay.

956
00:56:10,235 --> 00:56:11,549
Okay, maybe if you nice,

957
00:56:11,569 --> 00:56:13,725
I save you and sad old Janet, too.

958
00:56:13,738 --> 00:56:14,883
Okay.

959
00:56:14,905 --> 00:56:16,254
I just charmed Oola

960
00:56:16,274 --> 00:56:16,812
into stealing our punchcards back.

961
00:56:16,841 --> 00:56:18,425
Great!

962
00:56:18,443 --> 00:56:19,420
Yeah, that chick is so into me.

963
00:56:19,444 --> 00:56:21,769
You know, maybe
Godfrey's not gonna do it.

964
00:56:22,547 --> 00:56:23,827
Maybe he's just gonna give us

965
00:56:23,848 --> 00:56:25,600
a million dollars and let us live.

966
00:56:27,385 --> 00:56:28,699
No. Think.

967
00:56:29,687 --> 00:56:32,720
Janet, he never said
he would let us live.

968
00:56:32,723 --> 00:56:34,341
He said he'd give us a million dollars.

969
00:56:34,359 --> 00:56:36,280
He never said he'd let us live.

970
00:56:41,599 --> 00:56:43,755
Is there a problem here?

971
00:56:43,768 --> 00:56:45,689
No, no problem at all, sir.

972
00:56:45,870 --> 00:56:48,263
Do you know where's
there's really no problem?

973
00:56:49,674 --> 00:56:52,841
Downstairs.
"Post-Dormant Morty."

974
00:56:53,844 --> 00:56:55,530
He's the ideal employee.

975
00:56:57,815 --> 00:56:59,501
Perhaps I should...

976
00:56:59,517 --> 00:57:01,471
No, no, no. No.

977
00:57:01,486 --> 00:57:02,934
We've got it under control, Mr. Godfrey!

978
00:57:03,521 --> 00:57:04,499
Cart's coming in now.

979
00:57:06,857 --> 00:57:08,408
Excellent.

980
00:57:16,967 --> 00:57:18,619
Go, go, go.

981
00:57:23,508 --> 00:57:24,822
ChiChi the spider monkey

982
00:57:24,842 --> 00:57:26,897
is ripping out Nestor Crepe's lung.

983
00:57:27,512 --> 00:57:29,601
She's throwing it at the judges!

984
00:58:53,063 --> 00:58:56,602
What, may I ask, are you doing?

985
00:59:02,807 --> 00:59:04,660
Tickle-tickle?

986
00:59:15,586 --> 00:59:17,911
Mort! Help.
Down here. Mort.

987
00:59:18,155 --> 00:59:20,986
Mort. There we go.
There we go. Down.

988
00:59:20,991 --> 00:59:22,002
- Down.
- Down.

989
00:59:22,026 --> 00:59:23,475
Down.

990
00:59:23,494 --> 00:59:24,909
- Here, okay?
- Down.

991
00:59:24,929 --> 00:59:26,074
- Here we go.
- Down.

992
00:59:26,096 --> 00:59:29,534
Yes, hold,
hold and up. There.

993
01:00:35,700 --> 01:00:37,553
So, you didn't get our punchcards.

994
01:00:37,568 --> 01:00:38,882
And here I thought that you were some

995
01:00:38,903 --> 01:00:40,824
big, hot shot pickpocket.

996
01:00:40,838 --> 01:00:42,625
Oh, Godfrey not human.

997
01:00:43,140 --> 01:00:44,892
He demon!

998
01:00:45,142 --> 01:00:47,197
With eyes in the back of hand!

999
01:00:49,013 --> 01:00:51,574
Lucky for me, demon
like "tickle-tickle."

1000
01:00:51,582 --> 01:00:53,571
Do you really think
that Godfrey's a demon?

1001
01:00:53,584 --> 01:00:54,831
Shhhh!

1002
01:00:57,054 --> 01:00:59,549
Like, an entry-level minion demon,

1003
01:01:00,925 --> 01:01:03,149
or a chief executive demon?

1004
01:01:12,002 --> 01:01:13,587
Are you all cozy in there?

1005
01:01:48,172 --> 01:01:50,530
All hail the dark lord!

1006
01:01:51,041 --> 01:01:53,906
All hail the dark lord!

1007
01:01:55,913 --> 01:01:57,632
Beg pardon?

1008
01:01:59,316 --> 01:02:00,833
I'm sorry. I was...

1009
01:02:00,851 --> 01:02:02,638
I was assuming that
that was the correct.

1010
01:02:02,653 --> 01:02:04,237
Anyhow, I have a hunch

1011
01:02:05,656 --> 01:02:08,588
that you have some big
plans for the future,

1012
01:02:09,026 --> 01:02:12,261
Mr. Godfrey, and I want in.

1013
01:02:13,831 --> 01:02:14,741
Really?

1014
01:02:14,765 --> 01:02:16,147
Yes.

1015
01:02:17,134 --> 01:02:19,257
Big, dark,

1016
01:02:20,304 --> 01:02:22,326
evil plans.

1017
01:02:23,140 --> 01:02:24,927
Really?

1018
01:02:26,143 --> 01:02:28,334
Yeah. And I've goosed my résumé

1019
01:02:28,345 --> 01:02:30,097
to accentuate some of my more, oh,

1020
01:02:31,181 --> 01:02:33,237
diabolical characteristics.

1021
01:02:37,187 --> 01:02:40,018
You sang in a Presbyterian boys' choir?

1022
01:02:40,290 --> 01:02:42,211
Yeah, but read below that.

1023
01:02:42,226 --> 01:02:44,281
I lip synced the whole time.

1024
01:02:44,294 --> 01:02:46,249
I never actually sang a note.

1025
01:02:46,831 --> 01:02:48,145
Take that, God!

1026
01:02:48,866 --> 01:02:50,213
God!

1027
01:02:50,234 --> 01:02:52,054
And I've worshipped graven images.

1028
01:02:52,069 --> 01:02:54,124
I worshipped the Miss October centrefold

1029
01:02:54,138 --> 01:02:56,901
so hard that it got moldy.

1030
01:02:59,977 --> 01:03:01,291
You are telling me this why?

1031
01:03:01,311 --> 01:03:03,367
Because I
want in, Mr. Godfrey,

1032
01:03:03,380 --> 01:03:05,739
on the whole anti-Christ action.

1033
01:03:05,750 --> 01:03:07,805
Look, I even got a tattoo!

1034
01:03:08,385 --> 01:03:09,667
"999?"

1035
01:03:09,687 --> 01:03:10,867
No, six, oh!

1036
01:03:13,057 --> 01:03:14,809
That's magic marker.

1037
01:03:14,825 --> 01:03:16,072
Yeah, but I'm totally gonna get it inked

1038
01:03:16,093 --> 01:03:17,273
once I cash my severance check.

1039
01:03:17,294 --> 01:03:20,092
Which I hope isn't even

1040
01:03:20,097 --> 01:03:21,310
a severance check at all,

1041
01:03:21,331 --> 01:03:23,623
because I wanna keep serving you, sir.

1042
01:03:24,735 --> 01:03:26,858
Whatever you may need,

1043
01:03:27,204 --> 01:03:29,327
I am so down for it.

1044
01:03:32,710 --> 01:03:34,327
Hmmm.

1045
01:03:35,880 --> 01:03:37,834
Whatever I need?

1046
01:03:39,984 --> 01:03:43,387
Whatever you, uh, you need.

1047
01:03:55,065 --> 01:03:56,110
Where have you been?

1048
01:03:56,133 --> 01:03:57,819
I don't wanna talk about it.

1049
01:04:05,242 --> 01:04:07,062
What time is it?

1050
01:04:11,148 --> 01:04:13,440
It's 5:06. We're running out of time.

1051
01:04:16,120 --> 01:04:18,310
- 5:13!
- What is it?

1052
01:04:18,322 --> 01:04:19,906
5:13, it's the question and answer

1053
01:04:19,924 --> 01:04:21,271
portion of the evening!

1054
01:04:23,260 --> 01:04:25,821
The question and
answer period has begun.

1055
01:04:25,830 --> 01:04:27,110
Is Nana still alive?

1056
01:04:27,131 --> 01:04:28,108
Your Nana died peacefully

1057
01:04:28,132 --> 01:04:29,918
in her sleep several hours ago.

1058
01:04:30,134 --> 01:04:31,246
No!

1059
01:04:34,138 --> 01:04:35,890
What about the rest of us?

1060
01:04:35,906 --> 01:04:37,254
Now, now, Janet.

1061
01:04:37,274 --> 01:04:39,162
It's our turn to ask you questions.

1062
01:04:39,844 --> 01:04:41,427
This is so exciting.

1063
01:04:43,781 --> 01:04:45,163
The question is,

1064
01:04:45,983 --> 01:04:47,466
now that you're not shackled

1065
01:04:47,484 --> 01:04:49,843
to that cruel, rotting, parasite.

1066
01:04:50,988 --> 01:04:52,335
Why are you crying, Janet?

1067
01:04:54,358 --> 01:04:55,976
Parasite?

1068
01:04:57,828 --> 01:04:59,850
Don't you talk about my Nana like that!

1069
01:05:01,999 --> 01:05:04,256
With the shrewd eye of a slave trader,

1070
01:05:04,268 --> 01:05:06,290
"Nana" plucked you from the foster home

1071
01:05:06,303 --> 01:05:08,055
at the age of six,

1072
01:05:08,072 --> 01:05:10,228
enlisting you into a
life of dismal servitude

1073
01:05:10,240 --> 01:05:12,397
in her cold and loveless home.

1074
01:05:13,010 --> 01:05:15,368
A life laden with
constant reminders to...

1075
01:05:19,049 --> 01:05:20,869
Oh.

1076
01:05:21,351 --> 01:05:22,430
Thank your lucky stars

1077
01:05:22,452 --> 01:05:24,340
I took you in, Janet,

1078
01:05:24,354 --> 01:05:27,387
'cause your crackhead
Mama sure didn't want you!

1079
01:05:28,158 --> 01:05:30,214
If I hadn't of saved you,

1080
01:05:30,227 --> 01:05:31,845
you'd be paddling bare-handed

1081
01:05:31,862 --> 01:05:34,389
up a creek full of shit, Janet!

1082
01:05:35,365 --> 01:05:38,028
Janet! Where's my ointment?

1083
01:05:38,202 --> 01:05:40,089
Yeah, Janet,

1084
01:05:40,104 --> 01:05:42,227
WHERE'S MY OINTMENT?

1085
01:05:42,807 --> 01:05:44,289
STOP!

1086
01:05:51,816 --> 01:05:53,500
Nana may have loved her ointment,

1087
01:05:55,820 --> 01:05:57,369
but she was a really

1088
01:06:02,526 --> 01:06:04,278
kind of a

1089
01:06:05,529 --> 01:06:07,786
vicious, vicious woman!

1090
01:06:12,402 --> 01:06:13,784
Wow.

1091
01:06:19,944 --> 01:06:21,258
Is it my turn to ask a question?

1092
01:06:21,278 --> 01:06:22,322
Yes.

1093
01:06:22,346 --> 01:06:24,300
And that was it.

1094
01:06:25,082 --> 01:06:26,464
But, I...

1095
01:06:26,483 --> 01:06:27,494
The question and answer period is over.

1096
01:06:28,352 --> 01:06:29,531
But what about the rest of us?

1097
01:06:29,553 --> 01:06:31,305
Back to work now, Janet.

1098
01:06:32,122 --> 01:06:34,414
Will you let me live?

1099
01:06:37,227 --> 01:06:39,418
Do you really think
you deserve to, Janet?

1100
01:06:41,531 --> 01:06:43,992
Because I'm beginning to wonder myself.

1101
01:06:53,377 --> 01:06:55,331
"Do you really
think you deserve to, Janet?"

1102
01:06:58,648 --> 01:07:00,266
Of course I deserve to live.

1103
01:07:04,188 --> 01:07:05,401
I think.

1104
01:07:08,125 --> 01:07:09,338
I do.

1105
01:07:11,661 --> 01:07:13,313
I think I know I do.

1106
01:07:14,498 --> 01:07:15,845
Oh!

1107
01:07:18,068 --> 01:07:19,854
But Nana's dead, and...

1108
01:07:24,508 --> 01:07:26,462
Nana's dead.

1109
01:07:29,313 --> 01:07:32,312
And my life can finally begin.

1110
01:07:34,484 --> 01:07:37,113
I deserve to live. So
do you. So does Oola.

1111
01:07:37,121 --> 01:07:37,930
Says Godfrey?

1112
01:07:37,955 --> 01:07:38,629
Says me.

1113
01:07:38,655 --> 01:07:40,273
Oh.

1114
01:07:41,058 --> 01:07:42,001
We'll ambush Godfrey and Esther

1115
01:07:42,026 --> 01:07:43,104
when we're all together.

1116
01:07:43,127 --> 01:07:44,947
Whoa! Whoa. Ambush.

1117
01:07:44,962 --> 01:07:45,500
Yeah.

1118
01:07:45,529 --> 01:07:46,978
Yeah. What if, uh...

1119
01:07:46,997 --> 01:07:48,210
There's no "what if" scenario worse than

1120
01:07:48,232 --> 01:07:49,512
what happens if we don't
try to save ourselves.

1121
01:07:52,569 --> 01:07:54,558
Oh, come on, Jason, work with me!

1122
01:07:54,571 --> 01:07:56,424
You're supposed to be
smart. Come up with a plan.

1123
01:07:57,374 --> 01:07:59,565
You're right, I am the
smartest person here.

1124
01:07:59,576 --> 01:08:03,047
And actionization strategies
are my thing. Yaahr.

1125
01:08:03,680 --> 01:08:04,927
Oh god, we're doomed.

1126
01:08:04,949 --> 01:08:05,622
What's that?

1127
01:08:05,649 --> 01:08:07,233
Nothing.

1128
01:08:07,617 --> 01:08:09,168
"Dawn is the deadline."

1129
01:08:09,186 --> 01:08:10,669
That's what Godfrey said.

1130
01:08:10,687 --> 01:08:12,406
What time does the sun rise?

1131
01:10:23,287 --> 01:10:25,376
It is time to stop working.

1132
01:10:26,523 --> 01:10:29,321
It is also time to collect
your severance bonuses.

1133
01:10:29,726 --> 01:10:31,647
Stop by the office.

1134
01:10:35,332 --> 01:10:37,220
This is Esther speaking.

1135
01:10:51,281 --> 01:10:52,831
So, this is it.

1136
01:10:54,851 --> 01:10:56,469
What's the plan?

1137
01:10:56,486 --> 01:10:58,104
I'm glad you asked that, Janet,

1138
01:10:58,122 --> 01:11:00,312
because actionization,

1139
01:11:00,324 --> 01:11:02,144
it's more about finesse
than brute force.

1140
01:11:02,159 --> 01:11:03,574
All right. And?

1141
01:11:03,593 --> 01:11:06,189
And I'm gonna go in there and, uh.

1142
01:11:07,364 --> 01:11:08,678
And I'm gonna distract Godfrey

1143
01:11:08,698 --> 01:11:10,417
with a bit of my trademark
scintillating wit.

1144
01:11:10,434 --> 01:11:11,849
And then Janet, you're
gonna flirt with Esther.

1145
01:11:11,868 --> 01:11:12,778
What?

1146
01:11:12,802 --> 01:11:13,914
Yeah, don't worry,
you're totally her type.

1147
01:11:13,937 --> 01:11:15,723
Just flash her a little
elbow skin. She likes that.

1148
01:11:15,739 --> 01:11:17,188
What? Ewww!

1149
01:11:17,207 --> 01:11:18,454
And then while they're distracted,

1150
01:11:18,475 --> 01:11:20,396
Oola, you're gonna go in
Godfrey's jacket pocket,

1151
01:11:21,445 --> 01:11:23,265
and then just yoink.

1152
01:11:23,280 --> 01:11:23,886
"Yoink?"

1153
01:11:23,913 --> 01:11:25,262
Yeah.

1154
01:11:25,282 --> 01:11:26,225
That's your plan? "Yoink?"

1155
01:11:28,252 --> 01:11:29,667
Oola already tried
picking Godfrey's pocket,

1156
01:11:29,686 --> 01:11:31,304
it didn't work.

1157
01:11:31,321 --> 01:11:33,141
Oh! Well, what's your
brilliant plan, Janet?

1158
01:11:33,157 --> 01:11:34,403
Yeah, yeah, I'd love to hear

1159
01:11:34,424 --> 01:11:35,671
what the old maid has to say.

1160
01:11:35,692 --> 01:11:37,310
Too bad Nana isn't here
to give you some advice!

1161
01:11:42,399 --> 01:11:44,421
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.

1162
01:11:45,535 --> 01:11:46,816
I promised I wouldn't be such a dick,

1163
01:11:46,836 --> 01:11:49,398
but my dickishness,
it's just so it's just,

1164
01:11:49,406 --> 01:11:51,663
it's really entrenched
in my personality.

1165
01:11:54,778 --> 01:11:56,564
If only my mentor was here.

1166
01:11:58,248 --> 01:12:01,685
Steve! Why have you forsaken me!

1167
01:12:02,186 --> 01:12:04,376
"Steve!" "Warrior fire."

1168
01:12:04,621 --> 01:12:06,373
You're familiar with
Shaman Steve's teachings?

1169
01:12:06,390 --> 01:12:08,479
Uh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
I've seen the infomercials.

1170
01:12:08,492 --> 01:12:09,604
And?

1171
01:12:09,626 --> 01:12:12,525
And it's total horseshit, Jason! Yaahr!

1172
01:12:12,829 --> 01:12:13,807
Yaahr!

1173
01:12:13,830 --> 01:12:15,481
Come on!

1174
01:12:15,832 --> 01:12:18,461
You're right. I know you're right.

1175
01:12:19,203 --> 01:12:20,315
What did that skeevy

1176
01:12:20,337 --> 01:12:22,291
pony-tailed bastard ever do for me?

1177
01:12:22,306 --> 01:12:25,204
Oh, blah blah blah.
You guys talk too much.

1178
01:12:25,209 --> 01:12:26,893
No, it's gonna be fine.
It's gonna be fine.

1179
01:12:26,910 --> 01:12:28,494
You just get in there.

1180
01:12:29,979 --> 01:12:32,507
And you get your punchcard back.

1181
01:12:32,516 --> 01:12:33,628
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

1182
01:12:33,650 --> 01:12:36,380
Great plan. Jackass.

1183
01:12:38,688 --> 01:12:40,811
You stay here. Sit down.

1184
01:12:41,925 --> 01:12:44,520
Please. Stay.

1185
01:12:46,963 --> 01:12:48,513
Sit.

1186
01:12:55,539 --> 01:12:58,538
Mort lover. Not fighter.

1187
01:13:04,614 --> 01:13:06,434
Congratulations.

1188
01:13:06,950 --> 01:13:09,410
You have succeeded in processing

1189
01:13:09,419 --> 01:13:11,576
every last punchcard

1190
01:13:11,588 --> 01:13:13,913
on the face of the planet.

1191
01:13:14,524 --> 01:13:17,456
Except, of course, for these
last remaining three.

1192
01:13:21,865 --> 01:13:24,460
And the ones that Janet stole.

1193
01:13:25,769 --> 01:13:29,375
Yes, and the ones that Janet stole.

1194
01:13:30,774 --> 01:13:32,526
You'll return them now, Janet.

1195
01:13:34,844 --> 01:13:36,530
No, I won't.

1196
01:13:36,546 --> 01:13:38,366
Yes, you will.

1197
01:13:38,782 --> 01:13:42,287
Otherwise, I shall simply have to

1198
01:13:43,353 --> 01:13:47,397
kill, eeny meeny miny.

1199
01:13:48,592 --> 01:13:50,040
Jason!

1200
01:13:50,059 --> 01:13:51,745
No! No, no, Janet, you can't
let him do this. Please.

1201
01:13:51,761 --> 01:13:52,974
Whaddya say, Janet?

1202
01:13:53,897 --> 01:13:55,986
You wanna watch Jason die?

1203
01:13:56,666 --> 01:13:59,430
Oh! Take it. Take it all.

1204
01:14:11,748 --> 01:14:14,478
Excellent. Now, thanks to you,

1205
01:14:15,752 --> 01:14:19,359
all the good work at
Godfrey Global Inventory is done!

1206
01:14:20,089 --> 01:14:22,449
As is the entire human race.

1207
01:14:32,502 --> 01:14:34,827
And here is to a contract completed,

1208
01:14:34,838 --> 01:14:36,321
and a job well done!

1209
01:14:42,379 --> 01:14:45,985
And now, I have some
envelopes to distribute!

1210
01:14:49,085 --> 01:14:51,883
The first, for Janet.

1211
01:14:51,888 --> 01:14:54,044
Our dear Janet.

1212
01:14:54,057 --> 01:14:56,888
Janet! For your craven loyalty

1213
01:14:56,893 --> 01:14:59,421
to a thankless system of
soul crushing monotony,

1214
01:14:59,429 --> 01:15:02,865
and for your unwavering

1215
01:15:02,866 --> 01:15:05,764
failure to show the slightest backbone

1216
01:15:05,769 --> 01:15:09,105
even in the face of extreme evil.

1217
01:15:10,607 --> 01:15:13,370
Your dogged servitude has been essential

1218
01:15:13,377 --> 01:15:15,769
to the success of Godfrey Global.

1219
01:15:15,779 --> 01:15:17,464
AAAAAAH!

1220
01:15:17,881 --> 01:15:19,364
Oola, catch!

1221
01:15:42,539 --> 01:15:46,044
I do not understand you people!

1222
01:15:47,511 --> 01:15:48,993
Instead of going to your graves with

1223
01:15:49,012 --> 01:15:51,674
an extremely generous severance package,

1224
01:15:51,681 --> 01:15:54,714
instead, you shall all be terminated

1225
01:15:55,151 --> 01:15:59,061
without pay for this act
of insubordination.

1226
01:15:59,923 --> 01:16:02,382
You are all now officially

1227
01:16:03,660 --> 01:16:05,513
FIRED!

1228
01:16:08,598 --> 01:16:10,890
And that's what we're all about.

1229
01:16:51,808 --> 01:16:53,122
You did it.

1230
01:16:54,544 --> 01:16:56,431
You saved us all.

1231
01:16:58,915 --> 01:17:00,566
I didn't save us all.

1232
01:17:01,851 --> 01:17:03,739
I saved us three.

1233
01:17:05,054 --> 01:17:07,447
Out of how many billions?

1234
01:17:11,027 --> 01:17:12,544
Still.

1235
01:17:14,764 --> 01:17:16,213
High five, dude.

1236
01:17:20,837 --> 01:17:23,870
I still breathing.
He still breathing.

1237
01:17:25,842 --> 01:17:27,730
You still breathing.

1238
01:17:29,746 --> 01:17:32,240
Three's a lot better than fuck all.

1239
01:17:35,018 --> 01:17:36,871
You strong lady.

1240
01:17:36,886 --> 01:17:39,211
You gotta be strong lady

1241
01:17:39,589 --> 01:17:41,847
in this world to survive.

1242
01:17:45,895 --> 01:17:48,018
What world?