1 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:20,000 2 00:00:14,447 --> 00:00:15,880 [knocking on the door] 3 00:00:15,882 --> 00:00:19,016 [Humans] Arrival! 4 00:00:19,018 --> 00:00:20,384 I came as soon as possible as much as possible! 5 00:00:20,386 --> 00:00:22,386 Hey! What is wrong? 6 00:00:22,388 --> 00:00:23,920 What's wrong, bro? 7 00:00:23,922 --> 00:00:25,054 Sorry I'm late. 8 00:00:25,056 --> 00:00:26,055 No problem. 9 00:00:26,057 --> 00:00:27,589 So, I will go my suit 10 00:00:27,591 --> 00:00:28,957 You brought a spare board Oh, bro, no, no. I forget. 11 00:00:28,959 --> 00:00:31,392 But do you know what? 12 00:00:31,394 --> 00:00:32,426 I have something else. You can go up. 13 00:00:32,428 --> 00:00:34,961 Ah, man, I made you wet. 14 00:00:37,764 --> 00:00:40,799 Maybe we should catch you From the clothes, bro. 15 00:00:40,801 --> 00:00:44,002 dude... I understand boyfriend. 16 00:00:44,004 --> 00:00:46,237 Does he know you? playing with dudes, 17 00:00:46,239 --> 00:00:49,006 18 00:00:49,008 --> 00:00:51,475 or are you just some cases of big cabinets? 19 00:00:51,477 --> 00:00:54,277 Maybe you are confused. 20 00:00:54,279 --> 00:00:57,146 Or maybe you like playing confused 21 00:00:57,148 --> 00:01:00,149 I-I don't know. 22 00:01:00,151 --> 00:01:02,818 [taunting] I don't know who I am. 23 00:01:02,820 --> 00:01:04,553 You are very sexy when you stutter You're good. 24 00:01:08,323 --> 00:01:09,656 Yes. 25 00:01:09,658 --> 00:01:11,591 I play confused. 26 00:01:11,593 --> 00:01:13,092 Don't get me wrong. 27 00:01:13,094 --> 00:01:14,259 I'm straight Most. 28 00:01:14,261 --> 00:01:16,928 [panting] 29 00:01:16,930 --> 00:01:18,695 No, open my shirt Sir, yes, sir. 30 00:01:20,597 --> 00:01:22,698 Peeling. 31 00:01:22,700 --> 00:01:24,433 [scoffs] Amateur. 32 00:01:24,435 --> 00:01:26,501 [groaning] 33 00:01:26,503 --> 00:01:28,035 [grunts] Less teeth, more tongues. 34 00:01:30,104 --> 00:01:31,504 This is how you do it. 35 00:01:37,276 --> 00:01:39,176 36 00:01:40,811 --> 00:01:42,645 37 00:01:47,016 --> 00:01:48,149 38 00:01:49,217 --> 00:01:52,185 [groaning] Oh, it feels really good. 39 00:01:52,187 --> 00:01:55,288 God, I love her breasts. [Woman] Stop calling them breasts. 40 00:01:55,290 --> 00:01:58,858 I want to eat your breasts all day 41 00:01:58,860 --> 00:02:01,627 Stop calling them breasts. I like her breasts. 42 00:02:01,629 --> 00:02:03,996 Stop calling them breasts! Sorry. 43 00:02:03,998 --> 00:02:07,932 I like your breasts. I want to make love Your chest. 44 00:02:07,934 --> 00:02:11,368 [groaning] Shane, baby... 45 00:02:11,370 --> 00:02:14,738 Do you have gay fantasies anymore? [sighs] 46 00:02:14,740 --> 00:02:18,708 Dear, not you His... Now that's you 47 00:02:18,710 --> 00:02:21,310 What's wrong if I want to to see a little boy in the bedroom? 48 00:02:23,479 --> 00:02:26,481 49 00:02:26,483 --> 00:02:29,317 Nothing, I guess, If you're a gay man. 50 00:02:29,319 --> 00:02:31,519 Close enough. But you can't expect me to go gay every time You want to have sex. 51 00:02:31,521 --> 00:02:33,888 I don't want you to be gay, only... gayer 52 00:02:33,890 --> 00:02:38,058 So, you want me to get it 53 00:02:38,060 --> 00:02:40,960 with another man in front of you? 54 00:02:40,962 --> 00:02:42,361 Now, in front, above, yes 55 00:02:42,363 --> 00:02:46,931 Gwen, I'm not gay. I'm not bi 56 00:02:46,933 --> 00:02:49,500 I am a heterosexual breeder. 57 00:02:49,502 --> 00:02:51,335 And if you can't accept that, then we might not date 58 00:02:51,337 --> 00:02:54,437 How can you be homophobic? 59 00:02:56,540 --> 00:02:58,173 You are ridiculous 60 00:02:58,175 --> 00:02:59,674 61 00:02:59,676 --> 00:03:02,076 Oh, don't ever think You broke up with me. 62 00:03:02,078 --> 00:03:04,178 I broke up with you. Hah? 63 00:03:04,180 --> 00:03:06,013 I've sat millions of people from the bedroom and listen to for millions of boys 64 00:03:06,015 --> 00:03:07,347 tell me they will leave me for the pole 65 00:03:07,349 --> 00:03:08,981 I won't sit here and leave me for the vagina 66 00:03:08,983 --> 00:03:11,350 What? I will leave you, Shane! 67 00:03:11,352 --> 00:03:14,386 Go not suck all the dick you want! Yes? 68 00:03:14,388 --> 00:03:18,056 And you still lay eggs the proud parade right in your crotch! 69 00:03:18,058 --> 00:03:20,825 Gay-basher! Tits, tits, tits, tits, tits! 70 00:03:20,827 --> 00:03:24,027 Crazy damn ' doesn't know what he wants - 71 00:03:26,363 --> 00:03:28,364 [sighs] 72 00:03:29,366 --> 00:03:30,532 73 00:03:44,145 --> 00:03:46,412 Stop the spread from faggotry 74 00:03:47,647 --> 00:03:49,747 Stop the spread from faggotry 75 00:03:51,750 --> 00:03:53,984 Homo. I hope! 76 00:03:58,956 --> 00:04:01,223 I told you this will happen. I know, Kyle. 77 00:04:01,225 --> 00:04:03,158 That's all you say from the second day: 78 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:06,494 "You're too hot, Marc. You will leave me." And see how true I am. 79 00:04:07,629 --> 00:04:12,099 You're not right, Kyle. 80 00:04:12,101 --> 00:04:15,936 Your dog's eyes and silly charms change me, but you won't believe it. 81 00:04:15,938 --> 00:04:18,071 How can I believe it? When do you flirt with everyone 82 00:04:18,073 --> 00:04:20,173 I don't flirt with everyone. 83 00:04:20,175 --> 00:04:22,642 I'm just... gregarious. 84 00:04:22,644 --> 00:04:25,478 85 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:27,079 86 00:04:27,081 --> 00:04:28,747 87 00:04:28,749 --> 00:04:30,415 88 00:04:30,417 --> 00:04:32,817 89 00:04:32,819 --> 00:04:35,152 90 00:04:35,154 --> 00:04:37,287 91 00:04:37,289 --> 00:04:41,356 92 00:04:41,358 --> 00:04:43,358 93 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:46,127 94 00:04:46,129 --> 00:04:48,662 95 00:04:48,664 --> 00:04:50,597 But you are too emotional. 96 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:56,202 [groaning] 97 00:04:56,204 --> 00:04:57,702 Fags. 98 00:05:00,338 --> 00:05:02,906 So, what, about... [lips hit] 99 00:05:02,908 --> 00:05:04,841 five days since you last snapped off? 100 00:05:04,843 --> 00:05:06,142 Wow, you are good 101 00:05:06,144 --> 00:05:07,643 [chuckles] 102 00:05:07,645 --> 00:05:09,778 Thank you, Eric. That was fun. 103 00:05:09,780 --> 00:05:10,945 No. Thank you, Teri. 104 00:05:13,682 --> 00:05:15,049 Tiffani. 105 00:05:15,051 --> 00:05:19,052 And I think it's yours. [spits] 106 00:05:19,054 --> 00:05:21,287 Alright, have fun the eyes of the dog 107 00:05:21,289 --> 00:05:24,456 and silly charm. 108 00:05:24,458 --> 00:05:29,260 I hope someday you can see it past everything you don't like about yourself 109 00:05:29,262 --> 00:05:31,729 and realize that we have something special. 110 00:05:31,731 --> 00:05:35,865 Wow. It is Hallmarky, Marc, even for you 111 00:05:35,867 --> 00:05:38,067 [scoffs] 112 00:05:39,469 --> 00:05:42,303 Stop the spread from faggotry 113 00:05:44,339 --> 00:05:46,273 Stop the spread from faggotry 114 00:05:58,486 --> 00:06:00,153 [sighs] 115 00:06:02,523 --> 00:06:05,458 Okay, just because We used to recruit the same losers does not mean we have to do it are all awkward with each other. 116 00:06:05,460 --> 00:06:07,693 You're right. Ceasefire? 117 00:06:09,429 --> 00:06:11,530 Oh, I s-- 118 00:06:12,532 --> 00:06:15,333 [whining] What's wrong? 119 00:06:18,103 --> 00:06:21,238 I am just... 120 00:06:21,240 --> 00:06:22,906 I don't want more prostitutes 121 00:06:22,908 --> 00:06:25,608 I want a girlfriend [sobbing] 122 00:06:25,610 --> 00:06:27,610 I just want Caleb still here 123 00:06:27,612 --> 00:06:30,111 Is it heterosexual You try to sleep with? 124 00:06:32,347 --> 00:06:33,847 125 00:06:33,849 --> 00:06:36,783 126 00:06:36,785 --> 00:06:38,117 No, yes. 127 00:06:38,119 --> 00:06:40,052 He is my roommate I used to want. 128 00:06:40,054 --> 00:06:41,386 Your roommate dumped you? 129 00:06:41,388 --> 00:06:42,954 No, my girlfriend dumped me. 130 00:06:42,956 --> 00:06:45,022 My roommate isn't here to help me through this 131 00:06:45,024 --> 00:06:47,257 So, is your roommate gay? or straight? 132 00:06:47,259 --> 00:06:49,325 You don't listen to me. My boyfriend is gay, 133 00:06:49,327 --> 00:06:52,394 and not only that, He is the hottest gay I will ever succeed. 134 00:06:52,396 --> 00:06:54,696 Honey, you will succeed with lots of hotties. 135 00:06:54,698 --> 00:06:58,232 Mom, that's not all. He will look for a new boyfriend first, and I'll be alone. 136 00:06:58,234 --> 00:07:00,200 You are not going alone. 137 00:07:00,202 --> 00:07:03,102 There are lots of from rainbow fish in the sea. 138 00:07:03,104 --> 00:07:05,637 Ha ha. Lots of chickens in chicken coops. 139 00:07:05,639 --> 00:07:08,606 Mother! A lot of new agility in the dressing room 140 00:07:08,608 --> 00:07:09,707 Ew, ma'am! 141 00:07:09,709 --> 00:07:13,376 Kyle, I really tried here I know, ma'am. Thank you. 142 00:07:14,378 --> 00:07:16,412 Do you have an idea how does it feel to be a gay man stuck in a woman's body? 143 00:07:16,414 --> 00:07:19,982 My Lord, You don't know. 144 00:07:19,984 --> 00:07:21,817 Well, that's how it was, like, five gay men stuck in me, 145 00:07:21,819 --> 00:07:23,819 and they are all oily and having sex with each other 146 00:07:23,821 --> 00:07:25,887 and just try to fuck their way out. 147 00:07:25,889 --> 00:07:28,022 Send me X-rays. 148 00:07:28,024 --> 00:07:30,157 149 00:07:30,159 --> 00:07:32,159 Why are you all Apple Fiona? 150 00:07:32,161 --> 00:07:34,661 I broke up with Shane. Is she single? 151 00:07:34,663 --> 00:07:36,329 Hands off, cock-monger. 152 00:07:36,331 --> 00:07:38,164 [laughs] I'm kidding. 153 00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:40,900 What's wrong with straight people? and their reluctance to suck penis? 154 00:07:40,902 --> 00:07:42,568 I just got dumped. 155 00:07:42,570 --> 00:07:45,003 What's the matter with gay guys want to suck everybody's dick 156 00:07:45,005 --> 00:07:47,638 Yes, I heard. I am sorry. Thank you. 157 00:07:47,640 --> 00:07:49,039 Sorry you're a psychopath I say this with the sweet taste of my trademark, 158 00:07:49,041 --> 00:07:50,740 But you know that Marc is the best thing that will happen ever happened to you Hey, I caught it. Says who? Your mother? 159 00:07:50,742 --> 00:07:53,642 160 00:07:53,644 --> 00:07:56,111 161 00:07:57,113 --> 00:07:59,581 Other people too. 162 00:07:59,583 --> 00:08:01,583 I am just... 163 00:08:01,585 --> 00:08:03,651 I just want to hear it "I love you" 164 00:08:03,653 --> 00:08:06,654 instead of "Take it, You grab a little tight." 165 00:08:06,656 --> 00:08:09,089 Hi, Mr. Thompson. Tiffani. 166 00:08:09,091 --> 00:08:11,357 Oh, I love your pastel paisley halter 167 00:08:11,359 --> 00:08:12,691 with chiffon inlet layer 168 00:08:12,693 --> 00:08:14,192 My wife has it like that 169 00:08:14,194 --> 00:08:15,526 [word mouth] Okay, class 170 00:08:15,528 --> 00:08:17,261 Fingertip 171 00:08:17,263 --> 00:08:19,363 I don't know how many of you sick to death with still alive, 172 00:08:19,365 --> 00:08:22,132 But if I see another fruit, I will have hissy. [apple thuds] 173 00:08:22,134 --> 00:08:26,068 I think it's time we tried something 174 00:08:26,070 --> 00:08:29,104 175 00:08:29,106 --> 00:08:31,973 a little more... dangerous 176 00:08:31,975 --> 00:08:33,741 [open door] Class, 177 00:08:33,743 --> 00:08:36,243 meet Troy 178 00:08:36,245 --> 00:08:38,578 [laughs] [close the door] 179 00:08:40,314 --> 00:08:42,548 Ta-da! [laughs] 180 00:08:43,917 --> 00:08:47,218 Troy will be the model for us today 181 00:08:47,220 --> 00:08:48,219 Naked. 182 00:08:49,287 --> 00:08:51,688 Troy is the main veterinarian 183 00:08:51,690 --> 00:08:54,357 who just moved here, fresh, 184 00:08:54,359 --> 00:08:56,559 from a small city in Illinois known as-- 185 00:08:56,561 --> 00:08:58,260 Oh, Troy. 186 00:08:58,262 --> 00:08:59,928 [chuckles, mumbles] 187 00:08:59,930 --> 00:09:02,830 Troy from Troy. [laughs] 188 00:09:02,832 --> 00:09:05,199 My parents don't want me to to forget where I came from. 189 00:09:05,201 --> 00:09:06,733 How rude. 190 00:09:06,735 --> 00:09:09,001 He has an accent. He looks like he spent his life 191 00:09:09,003 --> 00:09:11,570 baling hay and milking. 192 00:09:11,572 --> 00:09:13,071 He looks like sex. 193 00:09:13,073 --> 00:09:16,307 Well, um, Troy from Illinois. 194 00:09:16,309 --> 00:09:18,142 [laughing, mumbling] 195 00:09:18,144 --> 00:09:22,311 Uh, whenever you, uh, feel inspired 196 00:09:22,313 --> 00:09:25,314 [laughs] 197 00:09:25,316 --> 00:09:28,550 I, uh... [clears throat] 198 00:09:33,455 --> 00:09:36,423 So, uh, where do you want me? In my face. 199 00:09:36,425 --> 00:09:38,091 [stuttering] Here, on my desk. 200 00:09:38,093 --> 00:09:40,493 And, uh, we will take you in, um, several different positions. 201 00:09:40,495 --> 00:09:44,296 Missionary, reverse cowgirl, 69. 202 00:09:44,298 --> 00:09:47,198 Chalk to paper 203 00:09:47,200 --> 00:09:48,632 Oops [giggling] 204 00:09:51,802 --> 00:09:53,502 Drop it I think I'll just ha - 205 00:09:53,504 --> 00:09:55,770 206 00:09:55,772 --> 00:09:57,772 No no no no no no no. Let me. 207 00:09:57,774 --> 00:09:58,806 I don't want you to destroy anyone's art by moving 208 00:09:58,808 --> 00:10:01,808 Hi. [giggling] 209 00:10:03,744 --> 00:10:05,845 Nice to meet you. 210 00:10:09,983 --> 00:10:12,851 Same here. 211 00:10:12,853 --> 00:10:14,519 Good. I just... 212 00:10:14,521 --> 00:10:17,455 Good. 213 00:10:17,457 --> 00:10:18,956 I want to hit it It's harder than Ike to hit Tina. 214 00:10:23,494 --> 00:10:25,495 Oh! I want to be wrapped in his arms forever. 215 00:10:25,497 --> 00:10:28,030 I want to see it continue with the boyfriend 216 00:10:28,032 --> 00:10:30,732 Do you think he's gay? 217 00:10:30,734 --> 00:10:32,400 Does Whitney want to crack 218 00:10:32,402 --> 00:10:34,702 [gasps] Hey, there! 219 00:10:39,974 --> 00:10:41,941 I don't recognize you without your penism 220 00:10:41,943 --> 00:10:43,776 221 00:10:43,778 --> 00:10:45,978 I have to leave it there. School property and so on. 222 00:10:45,980 --> 00:10:47,179 I'm Gwen 223 00:10:47,181 --> 00:10:48,813 The girl with big tits is Tiffani 224 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,281 Man with a small pe - I'm Kyle. 225 00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:51,949 Troy. 226 00:10:51,951 --> 00:10:53,617 From Troy. Illinois. 227 00:10:54,685 --> 00:10:57,119 [clears throat] Oh, is that your picture? 228 00:10:57,121 --> 00:10:58,420 Yes. 229 00:10:58,422 --> 00:11:02,557 This is mine. That's Kyle's, and Tiffani's. 230 00:11:02,559 --> 00:11:04,559 I have never drawn it before, so it seems to me 231 00:11:04,561 --> 00:11:07,228 what I will do just focus on that 232 00:11:07,230 --> 00:11:10,297 All right, you are very generous. I'm a giver 233 00:11:10,299 --> 00:11:11,464 Ah, this one is amazing. 234 00:11:11,466 --> 00:11:14,967 Thank you. You just talked to me. 235 00:11:14,969 --> 00:11:16,735 Are you an art major? Not. 236 00:11:16,737 --> 00:11:18,870 He is not declared, ie is practically the same thing. 237 00:11:18,872 --> 00:11:20,805 Okay, that should be it. 238 00:11:20,807 --> 00:11:23,641 How can you enter naked modeling 239 00:11:23,643 --> 00:11:25,476 I grew up in the country, 240 00:11:25,478 --> 00:11:27,478 and nobody around, so I just went naked a lot. 241 00:11:27,480 --> 00:11:30,647 Then I bought a webcam. I'm very googling you. 242 00:11:30,649 --> 00:11:33,182 When I moved here, I found I could be paid for to hang out naked 243 00:11:33,184 --> 00:11:34,550 I'm like, "Register me!" 244 00:11:34,552 --> 00:11:35,584 Next stop, porn. 245 00:11:37,086 --> 00:11:38,920 How much is that ass? from you bring in 246 00:11:38,922 --> 00:11:42,056 Oh, 50 dollars per class. Porn pays much better. 247 00:11:42,058 --> 00:11:44,958 Yes, I might as well do it for the case of beer or weeds. 248 00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:47,493 Ah, note it. When did you move here? 249 00:11:47,495 --> 00:11:50,062 A few weeks ago. All by your loneliness? 250 00:11:50,064 --> 00:11:52,431 Yes. I bet it's great. 251 00:11:52,433 --> 00:11:54,933 Starting from where no one knows your name 252 00:11:54,935 --> 00:11:58,169 You can do whatever you want with anyone you want I guess. 253 00:11:58,171 --> 00:11:59,904 Type miss my mom. 254 00:11:59,906 --> 00:12:01,739 Oh, so you're close to for your mother 255 00:12:01,741 --> 00:12:03,707 I miss my parents, 256 00:12:03,709 --> 00:12:05,542 but there is something about a mother, you know 257 00:12:05,544 --> 00:12:07,844 258 00:12:07,846 --> 00:12:10,379 Boys don't need anything else than their mothers love. 259 00:12:10,381 --> 00:12:12,681 Yes. 260 00:12:12,683 --> 00:12:14,783 Hey, we'll take coffee. You want to come 261 00:12:14,785 --> 00:12:17,786 Ah, I have to go home. But thanks for the offer. 262 00:12:17,788 --> 00:12:20,455 Maybe next time? Someone is waiting for you at home? 263 00:12:20,457 --> 00:12:22,190 Uh, my roommate 264 00:12:22,192 --> 00:12:24,625 He is secretly love with me 265 00:12:24,627 --> 00:12:27,461 I'll meet you in class Keep working well. 266 00:12:27,463 --> 00:12:31,131 Oh, keep on getting a nice dick! 267 00:12:31,133 --> 00:12:32,799 [Humans] Stop the spread of faggotry. 268 00:12:32,801 --> 00:12:34,567 I really think he is' mo 269 00:12:34,569 --> 00:12:36,502 until he made the lame direct joke. 270 00:12:36,504 --> 00:12:39,838 He is a puzzle damn a puzzle damn mystery 271 00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:41,873 I like being single. 272 00:12:41,875 --> 00:12:43,908 Stop the spread from faggotry 273 00:12:43,910 --> 00:12:45,609 But spreading is my favorite thing 274 00:12:47,244 --> 00:12:49,545 I will pray for you [Gwen] Hold the pose. 275 00:13:02,591 --> 00:13:04,325 Will you help me? and just sit for a while? 276 00:13:04,327 --> 00:13:07,895 or 20? 277 00:13:07,897 --> 00:13:09,229 But I want it out of here in five 278 00:13:09,231 --> 00:13:10,930 What's the story? 279 00:13:10,932 --> 00:13:13,399 I, uh, used to tease with this one, 280 00:13:13,401 --> 00:13:15,401 but we have never done anything because I am not available. 281 00:13:15,403 --> 00:13:17,770 So we will redeem it for the lost time 282 00:13:17,772 --> 00:13:20,405 [open door] 283 00:13:21,407 --> 00:13:23,307 Male prostitutes 284 00:13:23,309 --> 00:13:24,808 [close the door] [sighs] 285 00:13:24,810 --> 00:13:26,643 286 00:13:26,645 --> 00:13:28,444 Lucky bastard 287 00:13:28,446 --> 00:13:30,379 [Kyle] See that person there? 288 00:13:30,381 --> 00:13:32,647 Studly rack from meat or your ex-lover? 289 00:13:32,649 --> 00:13:36,150 Meat rack. Marc was cheated with him and with partner from someone else too 290 00:13:36,152 --> 00:13:38,152 Has he been tricked? This is what gay people do. 291 00:13:38,154 --> 00:13:40,521 Once their relationship starts to become a little rocky, 292 00:13:40,523 --> 00:13:42,623 they start lining up replacement sex partners 293 00:13:42,625 --> 00:13:46,159 The second they are single, it, "Hey, remember me? You want to head?" 294 00:13:46,161 --> 00:13:48,094 Your girlfriend is too cool to cheat. 295 00:13:48,096 --> 00:13:49,929 I didn't say he cheated. He was cheated. 296 00:13:49,931 --> 00:13:51,997 God, you are paranoid I know how his mind works. 297 00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:53,932 If I am hot enough, I will do the same. 298 00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:56,134 I think it's over 299 00:13:56,136 --> 00:13:58,269 See what I found! Hey. 300 00:13:58,271 --> 00:14:00,838 Troy! Naked man 301 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,974 So, Troy, the three of us are left in the art class, and we are wondering... 302 00:14:06,577 --> 00:14:07,710 Do you have a choice? 303 00:14:07,712 --> 00:14:09,645 Uh... 304 00:14:09,647 --> 00:14:13,448 [coughing] 305 00:14:13,450 --> 00:14:16,150 See? Successful. 306 00:14:16,152 --> 00:14:17,451 Now take off your clothes, damn it 307 00:14:18,453 --> 00:14:20,120 This is rather strange. 308 00:14:20,122 --> 00:14:21,955 No. We will only draw, really. 309 00:14:25,059 --> 00:14:27,527 So, did you leave someone? specifically go home? 310 00:14:27,529 --> 00:14:28,628 No. 311 00:14:28,630 --> 00:14:30,997 That might be good. Yes. 312 00:14:30,999 --> 00:14:33,866 I always wonder like what is to live on a farm 313 00:14:33,868 --> 00:14:35,901 I mean, what do you do for fun? 314 00:14:35,903 --> 00:14:39,070 Mostly, we will only go around the strip on weekends 315 00:14:39,072 --> 00:14:41,839 or - or throw a party in some fields 316 00:14:41,841 --> 00:14:44,741 I always like the idea is among all nature, 317 00:14:44,743 --> 00:14:46,976 get fucked in a rain storm, 318 00:14:46,978 --> 00:14:48,377 get fucked in the tractor, 319 00:14:48,379 --> 00:14:50,312 get fucked in... 320 00:14:50,314 --> 00:14:52,047 [laughs] Can't say I did all that. 321 00:14:52,049 --> 00:14:54,716 Now, where are you? get fucked I don't know 322 00:14:54,718 --> 00:14:57,218 Ordinary place Bed. 323 00:14:57,220 --> 00:14:58,819 My car. In donkey 324 00:14:58,821 --> 00:15:00,420 Excuse me? 325 00:15:00,422 --> 00:15:03,055 Oops I mean, male or female? 326 00:15:03,057 --> 00:15:04,923 Uh... 327 00:15:04,925 --> 00:15:08,393 Uh, forgive me Otherwise I want to talk about this... 328 00:15:08,395 --> 00:15:10,795 No, it's - it's okay, I think. 329 00:15:10,797 --> 00:15:12,797 Girls, 330 00:15:12,799 --> 00:15:14,165 mostly. 331 00:15:14,167 --> 00:15:15,533 [gasps] 332 00:15:15,535 --> 00:15:18,502 Why? Is that strange to you? Oh, honey, no. 333 00:15:18,504 --> 00:15:22,005 I am what they call homo homo. So you're gay, then. 334 00:15:22,007 --> 00:15:24,540 Me... I'm not gay It's just... 335 00:15:24,542 --> 00:15:27,709 Well, all kinds of humans hit me, 336 00:15:27,711 --> 00:15:29,544 so I'm just kind of going along with it 337 00:15:29,546 --> 00:15:30,778 what does mean? 338 00:15:30,780 --> 00:15:32,279 I like that. 339 00:15:32,281 --> 00:15:34,648 I mean, we are all just people. 340 00:15:34,650 --> 00:15:37,717 Just body with organic needs. 341 00:15:37,719 --> 00:15:39,885 So, have you ever had a boyfriend? Sort of. 342 00:15:39,887 --> 00:15:42,988 What about girlfriends? 343 00:15:42,990 --> 00:15:46,157 All right, I - I have this very close friend in high school 344 00:15:46,159 --> 00:15:48,259 But I have never done much with a man before, 345 00:15:48,261 --> 00:15:50,227 Because I want to get married and have children. 346 00:15:50,229 --> 00:15:53,230 Not that gay guys can't, because they can It's just... 347 00:15:53,232 --> 00:15:54,898 I don't know Being gay seems like like a lot of work Amen, brother 348 00:15:54,900 --> 00:15:56,900 349 00:15:56,902 --> 00:16:00,069 350 00:16:00,071 --> 00:16:02,404 First, you have to do it Tell everyone. It's not exciting. 351 00:16:02,406 --> 00:16:04,572 Then there is a refusal You are never hot enough PMS If you are lucky 352 00:16:04,574 --> 00:16:06,440 There is this group - Enter. 353 00:16:06,442 --> 00:16:08,575 I want to go check them out, because I think they might fix me 354 00:16:08,577 --> 00:16:11,311 Antigay? Former gay 355 00:16:11,313 --> 00:16:13,813 Just like you, Kyle, right? What? 356 00:16:13,815 --> 00:16:16,916 What? Kyle was gay. 357 00:16:16,918 --> 00:16:19,418 [gasps] You two have to hang out, get to know each other, 358 00:16:19,420 --> 00:16:22,454 exchanging stories [laughing nervously] 359 00:16:22,456 --> 00:16:24,989 Are you a gay ex? 360 00:16:24,991 --> 00:16:26,924 [Kyle] Good... 361 00:16:28,293 --> 00:16:30,927 You, like, my idol 362 00:16:30,929 --> 00:16:33,029 363 00:16:33,031 --> 00:16:35,297 I really want to enter from you and learn everything 364 00:16:35,299 --> 00:16:37,132 Uh... 365 00:16:38,434 --> 00:16:39,801 God! 366 00:16:41,603 --> 00:16:43,436 You two are together, aren't you? 367 00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:48,140 Yes. Yes. Yes. 368 00:16:48,142 --> 00:16:50,008 We are girlfriends and girlfriends. 369 00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:51,676 God, I know that! 370 00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,544 You're always together, but I'm not sure It must have been... The fact that I acted so carelessly? 371 00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:56,046 And you are really straight now 372 00:16:57,282 --> 00:16:58,881 As a cucumber. 373 00:17:01,117 --> 00:17:02,383 God! No wonder it feels So comfortable with you two. 374 00:17:02,385 --> 00:17:05,452 How long have you been together? Uh... 375 00:17:05,454 --> 00:17:08,254 A few months. Yes. 376 00:17:08,256 --> 00:17:10,089 377 00:17:10,091 --> 00:17:13,325 And that's true love. Open, my little sex monkey. Oh! Oh, my God! 378 00:17:13,327 --> 00:17:15,327 [nervous laugh] [forced to laugh] 379 00:17:15,329 --> 00:17:17,028 You feel comfortable that he used to be... 380 00:17:17,030 --> 00:17:18,696 Smoke sausage 381 00:17:18,698 --> 00:17:20,597 You know, we all have frames in our cabinets 382 00:17:20,599 --> 00:17:23,166 He just hung well. And how are you? 383 00:17:23,168 --> 00:17:26,002 Now, what do you think? it happened to him Look at me. I'm perfect Yes. Yes, he is amazing. 384 00:17:26,004 --> 00:17:28,371 Oh! He really loves my titties [shudders] 385 00:17:28,373 --> 00:17:31,940 Breasts! 386 00:17:31,942 --> 00:17:33,374 So, what was the meeting like? 387 00:17:33,376 --> 00:17:34,942 Oh, uh, you know, I've never been to this chapter Not me-- 388 00:17:34,944 --> 00:17:38,712 389 00:17:38,714 --> 00:17:43,116 God. Will you do it? biggest help? Of course I will do it... 390 00:17:43,118 --> 00:17:45,785 You have to take me to one of these meetings. Tomorrow is tomorrow. 391 00:17:45,787 --> 00:17:48,020 You can, like, me - my sponsor or whatever 392 00:17:48,022 --> 00:17:49,521 You know, honey, do it. 393 00:17:49,523 --> 00:17:52,657 Maybe you have some use to renew your vow for heterosexuality 394 00:17:52,659 --> 00:17:54,692 Not that he didn't ride me every night [chuckles] 395 00:17:54,694 --> 00:17:56,293 Uh, okay 396 00:17:56,295 --> 00:17:58,895 This is the date! [chuckles] 397 00:17:58,897 --> 00:18:01,130 I'll be back soon. I have to go using my head. 398 00:18:01,132 --> 00:18:03,098 what did just happen? 399 00:18:06,735 --> 00:18:08,402 400 00:18:08,404 --> 00:18:10,404 We just made you lie by Troy from Illinois. 401 00:18:10,406 --> 00:18:13,840 You make me become a gay ex. That is the smallest type of gay favorite. 402 00:18:13,842 --> 00:18:15,675 Grow some beans. in your opinion he must have been 403 00:18:15,677 --> 00:18:18,344 far interested in in you if you are just another gay guy? 404 00:18:18,346 --> 00:18:19,845 Listen to me. 405 00:18:19,847 --> 00:18:22,080 I have no chance in this damned world 406 00:18:22,082 --> 00:18:25,316 wraps my lips about 40 hectares and donkeys, but you do 407 00:18:25,318 --> 00:18:28,852 So you say he'll let me have sex with him because I'm not gay? 408 00:18:28,854 --> 00:18:31,921 You heard it You will be new Close friend. 409 00:18:31,923 --> 00:18:35,024 Because you are straight, You will be able to hang out with him. 410 00:18:35,026 --> 00:18:38,027 You will support it in all that is straight how to emo bonding 411 00:18:38,029 --> 00:18:39,395 until, finally, 412 00:18:39,397 --> 00:18:42,831 all his passion is depressed explodes! 413 00:18:42,833 --> 00:18:45,567 Right down your throat 414 00:18:45,569 --> 00:18:48,436 This hurts You are both sick 415 00:18:49,438 --> 00:18:51,439 Do you think it can work? 416 00:18:56,211 --> 00:18:57,711 Cursing! 417 00:19:01,214 --> 00:19:02,480 Hey. 418 00:19:02,482 --> 00:19:05,149 Not possible. 419 00:19:05,151 --> 00:19:08,218 I'm very nervous. No problem. 420 00:19:08,220 --> 00:19:09,552 You will be fine. 421 00:19:11,755 --> 00:19:15,124 What are you doing? Align men's ties. Just having fun. 422 00:19:24,533 --> 00:19:27,067 [chat] 423 00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:35,640 Hi. 424 00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:36,807 [Male] Hi. 425 00:19:36,809 --> 00:19:39,409 I'm Octavio [Human] Octavio. 426 00:19:39,411 --> 00:19:42,145 Introduction to lead for conversation, 427 00:19:42,147 --> 00:19:45,281 leads to invitation sexual intercourse with wrong persuasion 428 00:19:45,283 --> 00:19:47,082 I will make an introduction. 429 00:19:47,084 --> 00:19:49,317 What do you want? 430 00:19:49,319 --> 00:19:51,519 Oh, uh... We want to join. 431 00:19:51,521 --> 00:19:53,521 I feel hard to believe. 432 00:19:53,523 --> 00:19:55,556 Maybe we should go. God trusts me 433 00:19:55,558 --> 00:19:57,624 Alright, I pray for you I know. 434 00:19:57,626 --> 00:19:58,825 Creepy. 435 00:19:58,827 --> 00:20:00,426 I'm Jacob Buchanan, Come to the president 436 00:20:00,428 --> 00:20:03,429 This is Derek, Allan, Roy and, uh... 437 00:20:03,431 --> 00:20:07,132 Purple. 438 00:20:07,134 --> 00:20:08,266 Purple. 439 00:20:08,268 --> 00:20:09,500 Well, I'm Kyle, and... Troy. 440 00:20:09,502 --> 00:20:11,602 [all] Hi, Troy. Hi. 441 00:20:11,604 --> 00:20:13,637 442 00:20:13,639 --> 00:20:16,072 Hello, Kyle. [Jacob] You know 443 00:20:16,074 --> 00:20:18,808 what are we all about here, right? 444 00:20:18,810 --> 00:20:22,311 Okay, but he doesn't need to be here 445 00:20:22,313 --> 00:20:25,647 He is a success story. [laughing nervously] 446 00:20:25,649 --> 00:20:28,249 Kyle left her sexuality? 447 00:20:28,251 --> 00:20:31,151 What is happening? Do you sit down? 448 00:20:31,153 --> 00:20:34,220 Now, who wants to talk first? Alright, I will. 449 00:20:34,222 --> 00:20:37,556 I have some good news it will change all our lives 450 00:20:37,558 --> 00:20:40,525 I have been asked to present 451 00:20:40,527 --> 00:20:43,895 new advertising campaign to Come on National 452 00:20:43,897 --> 00:20:47,764 Board of directors, including my mother, will be here next week, 453 00:20:47,766 --> 00:20:49,532 and if they like my presentation, 454 00:20:49,534 --> 00:20:51,233 which they will be, 455 00:20:51,235 --> 00:20:52,934 You will see my poster in and high school high school 456 00:20:52,936 --> 00:20:54,902 in all countries. 457 00:20:54,904 --> 00:20:57,404 "Homo is no more. Stop spreading faggotry." 458 00:20:57,406 --> 00:21:02,908 Now, I want you to repeat it this slogan for every student across the campus 459 00:21:02,910 --> 00:21:07,012 "Homo no more" will become a national slogan. 460 00:21:07,014 --> 00:21:11,316 Like, "Can you hear me now?" 461 00:21:11,318 --> 00:21:14,052 Yes, only smarter. 462 00:21:14,054 --> 00:21:16,120 So, let's take testimonials. Who wants to start? 463 00:21:16,122 --> 00:21:19,690 I suck dick. 464 00:21:26,030 --> 00:21:27,530 Shut up. Are you serious? 465 00:21:27,532 --> 00:21:29,431 Like fox. It was incredible 466 00:21:29,433 --> 00:21:31,433 467 00:21:31,435 --> 00:21:33,168 What does it feel like? Details. 468 00:21:33,170 --> 00:21:36,304 Yes, yes. Well, tell us how to make you feel, Violet. 469 00:21:36,306 --> 00:21:38,906 Well, I was completely destroyed in Up With Jesus kegger, 470 00:21:38,908 --> 00:21:40,507 and this skinny man 471 00:21:40,509 --> 00:21:42,575 with painted black hair and lipstick 472 00:21:42,577 --> 00:21:44,677 ask if I want to do one of them The noise shooter is upside down. 473 00:21:44,679 --> 00:21:48,013 They started playing My Chemical Romance, so I considered it a sign. 474 00:21:48,015 --> 00:21:53,017 Get down half a barrel, and before I know it, we are behind his mother Saab - 475 00:21:53,019 --> 00:21:57,487 Choking on his dick, 476 00:21:57,489 --> 00:21:59,989 my makeup, I will vomit. 477 00:21:59,991 --> 00:22:03,459 Very good. 478 00:22:03,461 --> 00:22:05,127 479 00:22:05,129 --> 00:22:06,862 I watch porn. 480 00:22:08,564 --> 00:22:11,132 Straight porn. And I confirmed it it's Ron Jeremy, 481 00:22:11,134 --> 00:22:12,666 so I'm not focusing on it, um... 482 00:22:12,668 --> 00:22:14,100 Yes. Yes. 483 00:22:15,168 --> 00:22:17,402 And it's hot. 484 00:22:17,404 --> 00:22:20,104 Good. Well. 485 00:22:20,106 --> 00:22:22,806 Allan, how do you do it? things that happen with, um... 486 00:22:22,808 --> 00:22:24,674 What is the name Leslie? 487 00:22:24,676 --> 00:22:27,510 I think so. Yes. 488 00:22:27,512 --> 00:22:29,545 Uh, we're dating. 489 00:22:29,547 --> 00:22:31,213 And what happened on this date? 490 00:22:31,215 --> 00:22:33,682 We go to this cute little Italian restaurant 491 00:22:33,684 --> 00:22:34,849 Service is great. 492 00:22:34,851 --> 00:22:36,584 No no I mean physically. 493 00:22:36,586 --> 00:22:39,286 Oh, well, um, 494 00:22:39,288 --> 00:22:41,788 after dinner, We returned to the dorm. 495 00:22:41,790 --> 00:22:44,290 Are you nervous? Oh, yes. 496 00:22:44,292 --> 00:22:46,225 Turn on? Good... 497 00:22:46,227 --> 00:22:48,193 I believe at some point you turned on right? 498 00:22:48,195 --> 00:22:51,562 Oh yeah! Yes! 499 00:22:51,564 --> 00:22:53,196 [chuckles] 500 00:22:53,198 --> 00:22:58,033 Really... turned on. Hard Rock. 501 00:22:58,035 --> 00:23:00,068 Tell me about that 502 00:23:00,070 --> 00:23:04,338 Uh, let's see. [chuckles] 503 00:23:04,340 --> 00:23:06,106 We sit on his bed, 504 00:23:06,108 --> 00:23:07,807 and he showed me this photo album he has 505 00:23:07,809 --> 00:23:10,342 from this Japanese exile camp that he had visited 506 00:23:10,344 --> 00:23:15,045 And we balance the book at our feet, 507 00:23:15,047 --> 00:23:17,280 and his knee grazed my knee, 508 00:23:17,282 --> 00:23:19,949 and something like that makes me go away [laughs] 509 00:23:19,951 --> 00:23:21,383 Then? 510 00:23:21,385 --> 00:23:22,884 Then? 511 00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:28,255 He jumped above me. 512 00:23:28,257 --> 00:23:29,389 Very? 513 00:23:29,391 --> 00:23:32,158 And, uh, I let it kiss me and so on Good! Well. Now, does he go to second base? 514 00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:35,995 Run his hands up and down Your smooth chest under your shirt? 515 00:23:35,997 --> 00:23:39,897 Little. 516 00:23:39,899 --> 00:23:41,899 Maybe it doesn't count. Why don't you show it to me? 517 00:23:43,501 --> 00:23:45,768 Like... this, I guess. 518 00:23:49,339 --> 00:23:51,907 [Jacob] But never nipples? Not. 519 00:23:56,178 --> 00:23:58,712 On this date, do you think of men? 520 00:23:58,714 --> 00:24:01,448 No no. Never? 521 00:24:01,450 --> 00:24:03,950 What about your fantasy dressing room? 522 00:24:03,952 --> 00:24:05,851 523 00:24:05,853 --> 00:24:09,954 Long-winded robbery, towel flicking your ass I never said anything about towels 524 00:24:11,056 --> 00:24:13,223 Good... 525 00:24:13,225 --> 00:24:15,391 assignments next week-- 526 00:24:15,393 --> 00:24:16,692 and I hold you for this - is third base. 527 00:24:16,694 --> 00:24:19,261 But what about the girl? 528 00:24:19,263 --> 00:24:21,463 Leslie? Yes, Leslie. 529 00:24:21,465 --> 00:24:23,731 I shouldn't respect him and goods? Don't worry He won't get pregnant. 530 00:24:23,733 --> 00:24:26,233 What I'm asking for is one finger... 531 00:24:26,235 --> 00:24:28,235 [swooshing sound] in her bush 532 00:24:28,237 --> 00:24:30,537 So, I was fascinated to hear that your guy story 533 00:24:30,539 --> 00:24:32,572 I'm not ready yet to speak yet 534 00:24:34,141 --> 00:24:37,443 But, uh, Kyle here has got a hottie boyfriend, 535 00:24:37,445 --> 00:24:39,978 536 00:24:39,980 --> 00:24:42,380 537 00:24:42,382 --> 00:24:45,449 and they cannot survive their hands are separated. 538 00:24:45,451 --> 00:24:48,718 You... have a boyfriend Mm-hmm. 539 00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:51,321 And you were gay? Yes. 540 00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:53,756 Well, why not? Tell us, Kyle, 541 00:24:53,758 --> 00:24:55,691 what happened this amazing change? 542 00:24:55,693 --> 00:24:59,628 Uh, my story... 543 00:24:59,630 --> 00:25:02,897 Just talking from the heart, as Jesus wanted. 544 00:25:05,467 --> 00:25:07,134 Well, I... 545 00:25:07,136 --> 00:25:09,436 pretty much born gay 546 00:25:09,438 --> 00:25:10,837 Mother said My first sentence is, 547 00:25:10,839 --> 00:25:13,172 "Get those breasts from my face," so... 548 00:25:13,174 --> 00:25:17,041 Anyway, uh, I live the gay lifestyle for a while, 549 00:25:17,043 --> 00:25:19,042 and I'm dating many guys 550 00:25:21,445 --> 00:25:24,914 Many... people. 551 00:25:24,916 --> 00:25:27,416 Only menses and menses and menses. 552 00:25:27,418 --> 00:25:29,351 I mean, they call me all the time 553 00:25:29,353 --> 00:25:31,720 "Kyle, please have sex with me. Please!" 554 00:25:31,722 --> 00:25:34,823 I am very popular. [Jacob] But then it starts to take the victim. 555 00:25:34,825 --> 00:25:37,625 Look, you realize that gay - 556 00:25:37,627 --> 00:25:39,793 they are not interested in knowing you 557 00:25:39,795 --> 00:25:42,395 No, as soon as you turn it off, they disappear, 558 00:25:42,397 --> 00:25:45,398 and then they never call you back when they say they will call you back, 559 00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:47,566 because they come out with some males 560 00:25:47,568 --> 00:25:50,802 when they say they must be in class! 561 00:25:50,804 --> 00:25:52,603 I won't say that. 562 00:25:52,605 --> 00:25:54,938 Well, then, what exactly is You would say, Kyle? 563 00:25:54,940 --> 00:25:57,406 What was brought about by this amazing transformation? 564 00:25:59,609 --> 00:26:01,943 Well, I'm sick of it with men and sex and pleasure, 565 00:26:01,945 --> 00:26:05,313 music and apple martini. 566 00:26:05,315 --> 00:26:07,415 And anytime I don't know what else to do, 567 00:26:07,417 --> 00:26:09,784 angels from heaven above fly into my life 568 00:26:09,786 --> 00:26:12,453 A sexy girl 52-24-48 angel named Tiffani. 569 00:26:12,455 --> 00:26:17,924 Is Tiffani a rhino? Size doesn't matter. 570 00:26:17,926 --> 00:26:20,593 What is important, is I in love, and I never look back. 571 00:26:20,595 --> 00:26:23,629 Oh, stop. 572 00:26:24,697 --> 00:26:25,697 But what about the sex? 573 00:26:27,833 --> 00:26:29,600 574 00:26:29,602 --> 00:26:32,169 Oh, this is a piece of cake. I just say, "Kyle, 575 00:26:32,171 --> 00:26:35,472 " take everything you love about Reese Witherspoon and project it 576 00:26:35,474 --> 00:26:37,440 to this girl who wants to be with you? " 577 00:26:37,442 --> 00:26:38,841 And now I can't get enough. 578 00:26:38,843 --> 00:26:40,142 That's amazing. 579 00:26:40,144 --> 00:26:41,543 Yes, because you seem to be really gay 580 00:26:41,545 --> 00:26:44,245 Not anymore. I told you, nothing like smooth, wet, porcelain lips from the vagina 581 00:26:44,247 --> 00:26:47,214 spread and envelop me, 582 00:26:47,216 --> 00:26:49,149 squeezing against my dick head so strong. And it's nothing 583 00:26:49,151 --> 00:26:52,518 compared to what it feels to eat it out 584 00:26:53,786 --> 00:26:55,119 585 00:26:55,121 --> 00:26:57,988 586 00:26:57,990 --> 00:27:00,857 and round up all fresh juices 587 00:27:00,859 --> 00:27:02,325 [coughing] 588 00:27:02,327 --> 00:27:04,192 [finger button] 589 00:27:06,895 --> 00:27:08,896 Now, we look forward to it to see you two again 590 00:27:08,898 --> 00:27:10,831 Well, we both look forward to it to come ["Hallelujah Chorus"] 591 00:27:10,833 --> 00:27:13,834 With women. A little ex gay joke. 592 00:27:13,836 --> 00:27:16,503 Jesus will now take care of your eyes on you Hey! Stop the spread from faggotry 593 00:27:16,505 --> 00:27:19,706 [Humans] Fuck off, man. 594 00:27:19,708 --> 00:27:21,207 That was fun! It's stressful. 595 00:27:21,209 --> 00:27:23,142 Yes, you sweat like a suicide bomber on summer jihad. 596 00:27:23,144 --> 00:27:26,478 Man, I love you... 597 00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:29,214 humor. 598 00:27:29,216 --> 00:27:31,583 599 00:27:31,585 --> 00:27:33,084 Man, you really dig your pussy Yes. So, what is it? You are up to now 600 00:27:33,086 --> 00:27:35,853 I have to go for Mr Thompson's art class. 601 00:27:35,855 --> 00:27:38,655 Hey, uh, are we still in for tomorrow's match 602 00:27:38,657 --> 00:27:41,858 Go, local sports team! 603 00:27:41,860 --> 00:27:44,093 [laughs] 604 00:27:44,095 --> 00:27:45,427 This must be the right place Hey. 605 00:28:10,018 --> 00:28:12,953 Hey, I'm Marc, Professor Thompson next top model. 606 00:28:12,955 --> 00:28:17,289 But I use that word "top" is loose 607 00:28:17,291 --> 00:28:20,125 Wow, big body. Yes I know. 608 00:28:20,127 --> 00:28:22,560 I mean you 609 00:28:22,562 --> 00:28:24,295 Oh. Why, thank you. 610 00:28:24,297 --> 00:28:26,030 You, uh, Should wear it on your shoulders 611 00:28:26,032 --> 00:28:28,065 What? The robe 612 00:28:28,067 --> 00:28:29,866 613 00:28:30,868 --> 00:28:33,135 614 00:28:33,137 --> 00:28:36,037 615 00:28:36,039 --> 00:28:39,040 616 00:28:39,042 --> 00:28:42,109 617 00:28:42,111 --> 00:28:45,145 618 00:28:45,147 --> 00:28:47,213 619 00:28:47,215 --> 00:28:49,148 620 00:28:49,150 --> 00:28:51,216 621 00:28:51,218 --> 00:28:53,952 622 00:28:58,557 --> 00:28:59,890 623 00:28:59,892 --> 00:29:02,792 624 00:29:02,794 --> 00:29:05,394 625 00:29:05,396 --> 00:29:07,462 626 00:29:08,464 --> 00:29:10,798 627 00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:13,400 Oh, heck! Who - who are you 628 00:29:13,402 --> 00:29:16,903 Uh, I'm Marc, your model you are? Well, what about him? 629 00:29:16,905 --> 00:29:19,472 You didn't ask for two models for today? 630 00:29:19,474 --> 00:29:22,174 I have Student Services req here. 631 00:29:22,176 --> 00:29:24,342 Good. 632 00:29:24,344 --> 00:29:25,910 What? What? 633 00:29:25,912 --> 00:29:27,311 I can't find it. 634 00:29:27,313 --> 00:29:29,313 I mean, I guess if you don't need two naked today, I can go. 635 00:29:29,315 --> 00:29:32,949 Oh, n-n-- Okay, okay. I know what 636 00:29:32,951 --> 00:29:35,818 Yes. Because I - I really need both - both - both models. 637 00:29:35,820 --> 00:29:38,787 [stutter] Bare. Within five minutes. 638 00:29:38,789 --> 00:29:41,322 [laughs] I forgot my head if it's not above me. 639 00:29:41,324 --> 00:29:44,325 640 00:29:44,327 --> 00:29:47,227 What? [stutter] 641 00:29:47,229 --> 00:29:50,463 I will forget my head if it's not above me. 642 00:29:50,465 --> 00:29:54,065 [laughs] My wife always improves my grammar You know me, uh... 643 00:29:54,067 --> 00:29:55,266 [clears throat] I, um - I'm married. 644 00:29:55,268 --> 00:29:57,434 I do not know if you know that Oh well. 645 00:29:57,436 --> 00:30:00,970 You guys... continue. [laughs] 646 00:30:00,972 --> 00:30:04,873 I will, uh... I will prepare the class. 647 00:30:04,875 --> 00:30:08,442 So what is your name again 648 00:30:11,345 --> 00:30:13,446 Troy. 649 00:30:13,448 --> 00:30:14,814 And you are Marc. 650 00:30:14,816 --> 00:30:17,016 With C. Pretty gay, huh? 651 00:30:17,018 --> 00:30:19,785 [chuckles] Yes. 652 00:30:19,787 --> 00:30:22,921 Listen, man, if you're worried about me seeing your penis, I can turn around. 653 00:30:22,923 --> 00:30:26,591 654 00:30:26,593 --> 00:30:29,293 But, I mean, don't sweat. You are not my type. 655 00:30:29,295 --> 00:30:30,894 I am not 656 00:30:30,896 --> 00:30:34,631 No, should I? No, I don't think so. 657 00:30:34,633 --> 00:30:38,468 I mean, you are hot and so on, but I like guys who can take over 658 00:30:40,003 --> 00:30:43,804 Plus, your hair is too dark. And you are too tall. 659 00:30:43,806 --> 00:30:46,139 [chuckles] Thank you very much. 660 00:30:46,141 --> 00:30:49,976 Just being honest with you. I think it's great - kind. 661 00:30:49,978 --> 00:30:53,178 I mean, if we all want the same thing, might also be straight. 662 00:30:54,847 --> 00:30:57,648 Maybe not everyone knows what their type is True enough. 663 00:30:57,650 --> 00:31:00,450 There is this one person... 664 00:31:00,452 --> 00:31:02,718 665 00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:05,320 This sounds stupid, But when I met him, 666 00:31:05,322 --> 00:31:09,223 I kind of saw something in his soul, like light. 667 00:31:09,225 --> 00:31:12,492 And physically, he's not like anything from the people I dated before. 668 00:31:12,494 --> 00:31:16,595 But when I saw that light, I realized... 669 00:31:16,597 --> 00:31:19,030 this is my type too 670 00:31:19,032 --> 00:31:21,532 Finally I asked him to come out. 671 00:31:21,534 --> 00:31:23,066 That's inside. 672 00:31:23,068 --> 00:31:24,734 Fuck you 673 00:31:24,736 --> 00:31:26,969 No, I'm serious. That... 674 00:31:26,971 --> 00:31:29,104 So, whatever happens for your human soul? 675 00:31:29,106 --> 00:31:32,006 No problem 676 00:31:32,008 --> 00:31:35,542 Anyway, that's... 677 00:31:35,544 --> 00:31:37,210 ancient history. 678 00:31:38,212 --> 00:31:40,680 Hey, do you need a friend to practice? 679 00:31:40,682 --> 00:31:42,114 Yes. 680 00:31:43,116 --> 00:31:44,749 681 00:31:44,751 --> 00:31:47,785 682 00:31:47,787 --> 00:31:51,321 683 00:31:51,323 --> 00:31:53,323 684 00:31:53,325 --> 00:31:55,325 685 00:31:55,327 --> 00:31:56,693 686 00:31:56,695 --> 00:31:58,027 687 00:31:58,029 --> 00:32:01,096 688 00:32:01,098 --> 00:32:03,131 689 00:32:03,133 --> 00:32:05,133 690 00:32:05,135 --> 00:32:08,035 691 00:32:08,037 --> 00:32:10,470 692 00:32:10,472 --> 00:32:12,538 We are naked together Last night. What? 693 00:32:12,540 --> 00:32:14,706 Yes, we are both models for Mr. Thompson. 694 00:32:14,708 --> 00:32:16,774 Ah. Well, he is normal Gus Van Sant. 695 00:32:16,776 --> 00:32:18,274 Can I talk to you? for a moment? 696 00:32:20,577 --> 00:32:22,611 You haven't fucked her yet 697 00:32:22,613 --> 00:32:24,479 Hey, I don't treat people like pieces of meat 698 00:32:24,481 --> 00:32:25,880 All right, it should be That's fun. 699 00:32:25,882 --> 00:32:28,048 You know he's gay right? 700 00:32:28,050 --> 00:32:30,884 Oh, God, I'm sorry. Does it violate the rules? 701 00:32:30,886 --> 00:32:32,819 Dude, it's the only fucking rule 702 00:32:32,821 --> 00:32:36,255 Keep away from hot gay guys unless they have a boyfriend like me. 703 00:32:36,257 --> 00:32:40,491 Alright alright. Good, don't queen come out about that 704 00:32:40,493 --> 00:32:42,659 After all, he told me I'm not the type. 705 00:32:42,661 --> 00:32:44,193 And do you trust him? 706 00:32:44,195 --> 00:32:46,663 I'm sure he said he saw the light in your soul too 707 00:32:46,665 --> 00:32:50,033 Kyle, I think your girlfriend is jealous You can. He trusts me completely. 708 00:32:50,035 --> 00:32:52,735 We are stronger than before. Actually, we were fair about to... fuck. 709 00:32:52,737 --> 00:32:56,505 Whoa. Very? 710 00:32:56,507 --> 00:32:58,240 Yes. I can barely move my finger the stick is big and hard, 711 00:32:58,242 --> 00:33:02,510 especially when he's all... [inhale sharply] 712 00:33:02,512 --> 00:33:04,111 sweating from walking power. 713 00:33:04,113 --> 00:33:05,846 I will bet. Go for it 714 00:33:05,848 --> 00:33:08,949 What? 715 00:33:08,951 --> 00:33:10,216 716 00:33:10,218 --> 00:33:13,185 Stick your hand in his shorts. 717 00:33:13,187 --> 00:33:14,786 Get him hard. Yes. 718 00:33:14,788 --> 00:33:18,022 Not possible. What? Not straight anymore Of course I'm straight. I just don't think of a parade My heterosexuality around in public is very polite. 719 00:33:18,024 --> 00:33:20,524 Well then you two just kissed? 720 00:33:20,526 --> 00:33:23,360 Yeah, it will get hot. Yes. 721 00:33:23,362 --> 00:33:26,463 Kiss. 722 00:33:26,465 --> 00:33:28,798 And use the tongue. 723 00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:30,032 Unless you don't like it kiss you 724 00:33:30,034 --> 00:33:31,967 Oh, I like kissing my girlfriend. 725 00:33:31,969 --> 00:33:34,202 Prove that. 726 00:33:34,204 --> 00:33:36,204 Oh, why should... 727 00:33:36,206 --> 00:33:37,705 Wow. 728 00:33:39,441 --> 00:33:41,375 Both of you, take the room. Invite me. 729 00:33:44,912 --> 00:33:46,779 730 00:33:50,749 --> 00:33:53,584 731 00:33:53,586 --> 00:33:56,720 732 00:33:56,722 --> 00:33:58,822 733 00:33:59,824 --> 00:34:02,425 734 00:34:02,427 --> 00:34:04,360 735 00:34:04,362 --> 00:34:07,396 736 00:34:07,398 --> 00:34:11,232 737 00:34:11,234 --> 00:34:14,301 738 00:34:14,303 --> 00:34:15,969 739 00:34:15,971 --> 00:34:18,571 740 00:34:18,573 --> 00:34:21,607 741 00:34:21,609 --> 00:34:25,110 742 00:34:25,112 --> 00:34:27,145 743 00:34:27,147 --> 00:34:30,148 744 00:34:30,150 --> 00:34:32,116 745 00:34:32,118 --> 00:34:34,318 I have a feeling this is the funniest thing he has seen 746 00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:37,621 Well, I have that feeling That childish thing Doing is an act of jealousy. 747 00:34:37,623 --> 00:34:40,423 In some small ways, is happy to know that he cares about a change. 748 00:34:40,425 --> 00:34:44,627 Who sucks about him? I will be a grandmother! 749 00:34:44,629 --> 00:34:47,730 This is war! Marc will regret that day he once messed me up! 750 00:34:47,732 --> 00:34:50,132 Wow, you almost looked like top. Marc thinks he can get it 751 00:34:50,134 --> 00:34:52,634 whatever he wants just by removing his shirt. 752 00:34:52,636 --> 00:34:56,571 Maybe some men don't want to be a hot and muscular warrior confident in their sexuality. 753 00:34:56,573 --> 00:35:00,607 Maybe some people think It is quite interesting to pretend that you have a sexual conflict. 754 00:35:00,609 --> 00:35:03,843 Some people like... Octavio. 755 00:35:03,845 --> 00:35:05,611 Octo-what? 756 00:35:06,613 --> 00:35:08,847 Oh, hi, honey I'm Tiffani 757 00:35:08,849 --> 00:35:11,683 Rhinos? Excuse me? 758 00:35:11,685 --> 00:35:14,986 Tiffani, this is Octavio from that group I told you about 759 00:35:14,988 --> 00:35:17,054 Mmm. Rhinoceros? 760 00:35:17,056 --> 00:35:19,089 I'll call you tonight 761 00:35:19,091 --> 00:35:21,324 Good luck not bad with each other 762 00:35:23,226 --> 00:35:25,160 So, Octavio. 763 00:35:25,162 --> 00:35:27,228 [correcting pronunciation] Octavio. Octavio. 764 00:35:27,230 --> 00:35:30,231 This is what you say V and V at the same time. 765 00:35:30,233 --> 00:35:32,366 Octavio. "B and b"? 766 00:35:32,368 --> 00:35:34,034 V and V. 767 00:35:34,036 --> 00:35:36,369 So, how are you? do it here? 768 00:35:37,371 --> 00:35:40,072 Your boyfriend is sexy. Thank you. 769 00:35:40,074 --> 00:35:43,308 Not as I expected. What are you saying? I'm not good enough for him? 770 00:35:43,310 --> 00:35:46,644 No, I just... I don't believe you Something about you single cry... and loneliness. 771 00:35:46,646 --> 00:35:49,880 Well, as you can see, I'm obviously not 772 00:35:49,882 --> 00:35:51,882 And horny. 773 00:35:51,884 --> 00:35:53,617 Horny. 774 00:35:53,619 --> 00:35:55,285 You - you hit me Yes, right. 775 00:35:55,287 --> 00:35:57,854 [word mouth] 776 00:35:57,856 --> 00:35:58,921 What about Homo No More? 777 00:35:58,923 --> 00:36:00,656 I think they straighten you out Yes, but when I saw you at the meeting, 778 00:36:00,658 --> 00:36:02,324 I fell from the cart. 779 00:36:02,326 --> 00:36:04,259 780 00:36:04,261 --> 00:36:06,361 781 00:36:06,363 --> 00:36:09,731 Well, you don't really have far to fall. Shut up. 782 00:36:09,733 --> 00:36:11,899 I have to have you 783 00:36:11,901 --> 00:36:14,668 I have this feeling is against the rules 784 00:36:14,670 --> 00:36:18,405 No problem. The bossy man, Jacob, he broke the rules all the time 785 00:36:18,407 --> 00:36:20,940 Wait. Gay Jacob Of course. 786 00:36:20,942 --> 00:36:22,942 One time he followed me to the bathroom at school 787 00:36:22,944 --> 00:36:25,678 and start tapping his toes under the kiosk 788 00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:29,281 Anyway, is enough about him 789 00:36:31,917 --> 00:36:33,918 Your lips feel like cherries This is my girlfriend lip gloss 790 00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:35,986 Oh, Octavio. [correcting pronunciation] Octavio. 791 00:36:39,290 --> 00:36:41,791 Well, that's how I am. Thank you for jogging 792 00:36:45,629 --> 00:36:48,631 793 00:36:48,633 --> 00:36:51,400 cool. Hey, you want to come tonight 794 00:36:51,402 --> 00:36:54,302 Uh, no, I can't. I will watch the game with Kyle and Tiffani. 795 00:36:54,304 --> 00:36:57,538 Oh. Alright, you guys have fun. 796 00:36:57,540 --> 00:36:59,473 Hey, you want to jog again tomorrow Maybe in the afternoon? We can hang out later. 797 00:36:59,475 --> 00:37:02,776 That will be great. Cool. 798 00:37:02,778 --> 00:37:05,044 That's how we do that. 799 00:37:13,219 --> 00:37:15,219 Hey, w-no is that awesome? 800 00:37:17,155 --> 00:37:19,723 Yes. 801 00:37:19,725 --> 00:37:21,391 Kyle makes his mother very happy. 802 00:37:22,393 --> 00:37:24,560 What can they do? may have similarities 803 00:37:33,569 --> 00:37:34,902 other than the desire straight? 804 00:37:34,904 --> 00:37:36,737 Well, they both have penis which hasn't been sucked today. 805 00:37:36,739 --> 00:37:39,439 806 00:37:39,441 --> 00:37:40,573 Thank you, Gwen. 807 00:37:40,575 --> 00:37:42,675 You have nothing to worry about 808 00:37:42,677 --> 00:37:46,045 Kyle isn't threatening. He is like... soy milk 809 00:37:46,047 --> 00:37:49,281 or something you use When you run out of normal milk. 810 00:37:49,283 --> 00:37:52,250 And you cream-- gay cream 811 00:37:52,252 --> 00:37:54,452 Ew. Shut up! 812 00:37:54,454 --> 00:37:56,654 What's wrong with all the pictures? 813 00:37:56,656 --> 00:37:58,822 I don't know I like that. I'm a little good at that. 814 00:37:58,824 --> 00:38:01,357 Since when? 815 00:38:01,359 --> 00:38:02,858 from now on. 816 00:38:02,860 --> 00:38:05,093 I think I found my call. 817 00:38:05,095 --> 00:38:07,562 I almost didn't think about sex anymore. 818 00:38:07,564 --> 00:38:10,031 I just want to draw it. 819 00:38:10,033 --> 00:38:12,333 It's not like you. 820 00:38:12,335 --> 00:38:14,835 821 00:38:14,837 --> 00:38:17,504 And you are all jealous also not like you. 822 00:38:17,506 --> 00:38:21,574 Look, this is simple. Troy is a blank canvas. 823 00:38:21,576 --> 00:38:23,609 No, he sketched. 824 00:38:23,611 --> 00:38:26,678 He has all these lame ideas about what is gay like, 825 00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:30,148 but he needs you to enter and give horny details. 826 00:38:30,150 --> 00:38:33,884 Ha ha. And before you know it... 827 00:38:35,620 --> 00:38:37,621 fine art. 828 00:38:38,623 --> 00:38:41,391 [snoring] 829 00:38:41,393 --> 00:38:44,127 [audience cheers on TV] Damn damn it! Damn damn it! 830 00:38:44,129 --> 00:38:46,329 Come on, bastard! We can win this! 831 00:38:46,331 --> 00:38:50,466 Kyle, 48 points behind with less than a minute to go. 832 00:38:50,468 --> 00:38:52,468 Oh. [TV off] 833 00:38:52,470 --> 00:38:54,303 That Actually it's really fun. 834 00:38:54,305 --> 00:38:56,004 835 00:38:56,006 --> 00:38:58,773 836 00:38:58,775 --> 00:39:01,542 837 00:39:01,544 --> 00:39:03,443 838 00:39:03,445 --> 00:39:06,212 839 00:39:06,214 --> 00:39:10,049 840 00:39:10,051 --> 00:39:14,820 841 00:39:14,822 --> 00:39:17,989 842 00:39:17,991 --> 00:39:20,324 843 00:39:20,326 --> 00:39:23,894 844 00:39:23,896 --> 00:39:27,931 845 00:39:27,933 --> 00:39:32,502 So, it's okay If one of us makes a mistake occasionally. 846 00:39:32,504 --> 00:39:35,705 You know, we even talked about the possibility... 847 00:39:35,707 --> 00:39:38,841 playing... together. 848 00:39:38,843 --> 00:39:41,376 What, like three directions? Yes. 849 00:39:41,378 --> 00:39:44,011 Yes. I've been three times. 850 00:39:44,013 --> 00:39:46,380 What? Yes, with two girls. 851 00:39:46,382 --> 00:39:48,515 Oh. I think it's important. 852 00:39:48,517 --> 00:39:50,850 barely. 853 00:39:50,852 --> 00:39:53,786 We are in this empty farmhouse outside the city 854 00:39:53,788 --> 00:39:56,188 That would be good, you know. 855 00:39:56,190 --> 00:39:58,123 They have me in the middle. We are kissing. 856 00:39:58,125 --> 00:40:01,626 And then they pull the underwear down and push me to the city center, 857 00:40:01,628 --> 00:40:03,394 and that's when things start to fall apart. 858 00:40:03,396 --> 00:40:05,028 So you don't like it? 859 00:40:05,030 --> 00:40:10,132 Well, it turns out it doesn't do much for me Does that make me gay? 860 00:40:10,134 --> 00:40:12,701 Well, a lot of straight guys don't like to eat pussy 861 00:40:12,703 --> 00:40:16,371 I mean, they complained about it all the time Then what happened next? 862 00:40:16,373 --> 00:40:19,407 Now, the situation is getting worse. 863 00:40:19,409 --> 00:40:22,143 I can't, you know. 864 00:40:23,612 --> 00:40:25,913 I can't find their clits. You can't 865 00:40:25,915 --> 00:40:28,515 Or the G-spot or whatever. 866 00:40:28,517 --> 00:40:31,084 I'm there forever. That's embarrassing. 867 00:40:31,086 --> 00:40:33,152 They laugh at me. 868 00:40:33,154 --> 00:40:36,588 And one of them even called me Susan Lucci fucking tongue 869 00:40:36,590 --> 00:40:39,057 Seventeen attempts and no clitoris. 870 00:40:39,059 --> 00:40:41,726 I know where that is. You did 871 00:40:41,728 --> 00:40:44,061 Yes. Well, can you show me? 872 00:40:44,063 --> 00:40:47,297 Showing you? How did you find it on Tiffani? 873 00:40:47,299 --> 00:40:51,066 How should I to show that? I don't know Use your finger. 874 00:40:52,935 --> 00:40:55,369 What if I use yours? 875 00:40:55,371 --> 00:40:57,571 You know, so you can feel it what I do. 876 00:41:06,113 --> 00:41:08,547 This is stupid No, come on. This will be fun. 877 00:41:08,549 --> 00:41:10,782 I'll show you my whole routine Alright. [clears throat] 878 00:41:12,818 --> 00:41:15,052 Alright. First, 879 00:41:18,423 --> 00:41:20,991 880 00:41:20,993 --> 00:41:24,461 You have to start with a few temptations. 881 00:41:28,131 --> 00:41:30,132 Breathe on it. 882 00:41:31,134 --> 00:41:34,169 [exhales] For him to stretch. 883 00:41:36,172 --> 00:41:39,440 And then, you just... 884 00:41:39,442 --> 00:41:43,143 [laughs] Which usually doesn't the reaction I got 885 00:41:43,145 --> 00:41:46,279 No, this is good. This is good. 886 00:41:54,921 --> 00:41:56,955 In the middle of of all this, 887 00:41:56,957 --> 00:41:58,890 of course, 888 00:41:58,892 --> 00:42:01,125 is the love button. 889 00:42:02,227 --> 00:42:06,463 But most girls go crazy if you just... 890 00:42:06,465 --> 00:42:08,465 diving in 891 00:42:44,868 --> 00:42:46,368 That's good. 892 00:42:46,370 --> 00:42:48,903 That's very good. 893 00:42:51,539 --> 00:42:54,274 Sorry I missed the game, guys. What the hell? 894 00:42:54,276 --> 00:42:57,543 I just showed Troy some tips in his field from cunnilingus 895 00:42:57,545 --> 00:42:59,011 896 00:42:59,013 --> 00:43:01,380 897 00:43:01,382 --> 00:43:03,115 898 00:43:03,117 --> 00:43:05,717 899 00:43:05,719 --> 00:43:07,919 900 00:43:07,921 --> 00:43:11,455 901 00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:18,695 902 00:43:18,697 --> 00:43:21,263 903 00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:25,434 904 00:43:25,436 --> 00:43:27,735 905 00:43:29,070 --> 00:43:31,071 906 00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:35,608 907 00:43:35,610 --> 00:43:37,242 908 00:43:39,111 --> 00:43:42,646 No, I have my suspicion when I, like, 12 or 13. 909 00:43:42,648 --> 00:43:45,415 But I don't know for sure until a few years later 910 00:43:45,417 --> 00:43:47,917 when I went down to my first person 911 00:43:47,919 --> 00:43:50,085 That's the best That happened to me. 912 00:43:50,087 --> 00:43:51,453 What? Being gay? 913 00:43:51,455 --> 00:43:53,154 Yes. 914 00:43:53,156 --> 00:43:56,123 Imagine that you think you will live your life one way - 915 00:43:56,125 --> 00:44:00,593 You get a job, you get married, get a three-bedroom house - 916 00:44:00,595 --> 00:44:04,930 and then you find this... thing about you 917 00:44:04,932 --> 00:44:09,200 This opens up a million new choices how you can live your life. 918 00:44:09,202 --> 00:44:11,202 Suddenly, you don't have that milestone what straight people have to compare with each other against. 919 00:44:11,204 --> 00:44:14,138 You can choose your own adventure I like those books. 920 00:44:14,140 --> 00:44:16,340 Me too. But aren't you worried? 921 00:44:18,042 --> 00:44:19,709 You will end up alone and don't have anything ? 922 00:44:19,711 --> 00:44:22,478 Not everyone Gay or straight? 923 00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:25,013 Sprint you go home 924 00:44:25,015 --> 00:44:28,116 [panting] 925 00:44:30,085 --> 00:44:32,386 And so you know, Mother Kyle's reaction 926 00:44:34,689 --> 00:44:37,389 for him to be straight not awesome 927 00:44:40,226 --> 00:44:42,961 Huh? Good, 928 00:44:42,963 --> 00:44:44,996 You say it like You are happy for them. 929 00:44:44,998 --> 00:44:46,998 That's how must be. 930 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:48,933 931 00:44:48,935 --> 00:44:51,035 932 00:44:51,037 --> 00:44:53,203 My parents are really cool with me being gay 933 00:44:53,205 --> 00:44:55,338 Yes, but are your parents? is really okay with that 934 00:44:55,340 --> 00:44:58,040 I bet Kyle's mother grew up fine with that. 935 00:44:58,042 --> 00:45:00,409 But you see How happy he is. 936 00:45:00,411 --> 00:45:02,978 And that's what parents really want their children. 937 00:45:02,980 --> 00:45:05,480 If you ask, most parents will say it 938 00:45:05,482 --> 00:45:08,182 they only want their children Be happy. 939 00:45:08,184 --> 00:45:11,084 And maybe my mother will be happier if I put my cock somewhere else But you've seen that gay ex. Is it happy 940 00:45:11,086 --> 00:45:15,054 [sighs] If your parents love you 941 00:45:16,222 --> 00:45:18,456 942 00:45:18,458 --> 00:45:20,858 943 00:45:22,293 --> 00:45:25,194 944 00:45:25,196 --> 00:45:28,230 945 00:45:28,232 --> 00:45:31,933 946 00:45:33,835 --> 00:45:35,869 947 00:45:37,371 --> 00:45:39,405 948 00:45:39,407 --> 00:45:42,141 949 00:45:42,143 --> 00:45:45,711 950 00:45:45,713 --> 00:45:47,646 951 00:45:47,648 --> 00:45:49,214 952 00:45:49,216 --> 00:45:52,784 No, exactly where you are. Right now. 953 00:45:52,786 --> 00:45:55,920 I will call it Proposition. 954 00:45:55,922 --> 00:45:58,289 What do you think? I don't know ... I... 955 00:45:58,291 --> 00:46:02,259 This is a movie or rent. Choose your own adventure. 956 00:46:06,363 --> 00:46:08,530 When I walk on both of them from you, I, like, 957 00:46:08,532 --> 00:46:10,999 "Fuck this draw one person per hour shit. If I can catch tension between two"... 958 00:46:11,001 --> 00:46:13,468 Is there tension? Dear, it's more tense than Star Jones in a training bra. 959 00:46:13,470 --> 00:46:18,172 Now, for that display you have-- 960 00:46:18,174 --> 00:46:21,074 surprised, slightly turned around, is a little scared No, I don't know. 961 00:46:21,076 --> 00:46:24,109 962 00:46:25,544 --> 00:46:27,878 963 00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:30,981 Look at Marc's groin and imagine what he can do for you with it 964 00:46:30,983 --> 00:46:33,282 Trust me, he can do many things. 965 00:46:36,119 --> 00:46:37,853 Perfect. 966 00:46:37,855 --> 00:46:41,623 So, uh, are you both dated? 967 00:46:41,625 --> 00:46:45,326 Gwen is my last boyfriend. And Marc is the first. 968 00:46:45,328 --> 00:46:49,696 After him, everything I want Until now it's gay. 969 00:46:49,698 --> 00:46:52,298 I have an idea. This can take a long time, 970 00:46:52,300 --> 00:46:56,301 and I see its potential something more interesting 971 00:46:56,303 --> 00:46:59,137 Can I do a series? with you? 972 00:46:59,139 --> 00:47:03,107 It's almost like a story that starts with this scene and goes from there 973 00:47:03,109 --> 00:47:04,875 What do you think? I do not know 974 00:47:04,877 --> 00:47:07,844 If I say, "Pose with a woman," You really will. 975 00:47:07,846 --> 00:47:10,847 It's not like we even have time to pose for a series. 976 00:47:10,849 --> 00:47:13,749 I will take a photo and use it to draw from. 977 00:47:13,751 --> 00:47:15,684 Come on. We can be done in minutes, 978 00:47:15,686 --> 00:47:18,186 depending on how well you two are... connected 979 00:47:18,188 --> 00:47:22,123 Yeah, but Troy feels uncomfortable 980 00:47:22,125 --> 00:47:25,659 No. I will do it. 981 00:47:25,661 --> 00:47:29,061 Perfect. I'll take my camera. 982 00:47:29,063 --> 00:47:30,562 Are you sure? 983 00:47:31,997 --> 00:47:34,298 Yes. 984 00:47:34,300 --> 00:47:37,000 Choose your own adventure. 985 00:47:37,002 --> 00:47:40,536 Okay, Troy, sit back. Marc, go with your pants. 986 00:47:44,740 --> 00:47:46,741 [beeps] Perfect. 987 00:47:46,743 --> 00:47:50,211 Okay, Troy, stand back with Marc I want you to do it the same character you do. 988 00:47:50,213 --> 00:47:53,414 Like he's still a virgin and he wants it, But he's confused. 989 00:47:53,416 --> 00:47:57,850 Can you do that? Yes. 990 00:47:57,852 --> 00:48:01,253 So, Marc, honey, why don't you get one knee down 991 00:48:01,255 --> 00:48:04,589 and put your hand under... 992 00:48:04,591 --> 00:48:07,358 Yes, that's [camera beeping] 993 00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:10,094 Actually, lift your clothes a little and lift your head so you look for in his eyes. 994 00:48:10,096 --> 00:48:13,864 [beep camera] 995 00:48:13,866 --> 00:48:15,999 It looks like you are currently and you want it 996 00:48:16,001 --> 00:48:17,900 [beeps] 997 00:48:17,902 --> 00:48:20,869 Marc, I want you to stand up and take Troy... 998 00:48:20,871 --> 00:48:22,904 999 00:48:22,906 --> 00:48:25,539 1000 00:48:25,541 --> 00:48:28,608 Yes, that's [camera beeping] 1001 00:48:28,610 --> 00:48:30,776 Now, Troy, removal of shirt 1002 00:48:30,778 --> 00:48:33,111 is one of the hottest moments If you know right away you will skin the skin, 1003 00:48:33,113 --> 00:48:36,880 chest on chest, 1004 00:48:36,882 --> 00:48:39,082 lips on lips 1005 00:48:39,084 --> 00:48:41,617 [beep camera] Marc, throw the shirt aside. 1006 00:48:41,619 --> 00:48:44,686 Marc, lick one of those Troy nipples 1007 00:48:44,688 --> 00:48:47,255 Don't worry This will feel good. 1008 00:48:47,257 --> 00:48:50,624 Yes. I - I know [camera beeping] 1009 00:48:53,127 --> 00:48:56,963 Troy, run your left hand through Marc's hair 1010 00:49:01,868 --> 00:49:04,703 [beep camera] 1011 00:49:05,871 --> 00:49:10,574 Marc, hold it there. 1012 00:49:11,676 --> 00:49:13,677 Troy, pull Marc in [beep camera] 1013 00:49:14,912 --> 00:49:17,146 Yes. 1014 00:49:17,148 --> 00:49:21,182 1015 00:49:21,184 --> 00:49:23,517 1016 00:49:23,519 --> 00:49:25,285 1017 00:49:25,287 --> 00:49:27,520 [beep camera] 1018 00:49:27,522 --> 00:49:32,724 Marc, licked his chest up to his neck [beep camera] 1019 00:49:32,726 --> 00:49:34,358 [Gwen] How are you feeling, Troy? 1020 00:49:35,727 --> 00:49:38,127 Really, very good. 1021 00:49:39,462 --> 00:49:42,697 Then throw your head back. 1022 00:49:42,699 --> 00:49:44,698 [grunts] Sorry. 1023 00:49:46,534 --> 00:49:48,201 That's perfect. Stay there 1024 00:49:48,203 --> 00:49:50,102 Marc, makes it like you kissed the way down. 1025 00:49:50,104 --> 00:49:53,671 [camera beeping] 1026 00:49:53,673 --> 00:49:57,074 What if I do this? 1027 00:50:00,111 --> 00:50:02,045 This is hot right? God, yes 1028 00:50:02,047 --> 00:50:04,547 You are a natural person, Troy. 1029 00:50:04,549 --> 00:50:06,315 [camera beeping] Close your eyes. 1030 00:50:06,317 --> 00:50:08,550 Marc, moving down between his legs and kissing his stomach 1031 00:50:08,552 --> 00:50:13,420 [camera beeping] 1032 00:50:13,422 --> 00:50:15,822 1033 00:50:17,291 --> 00:50:19,925 Now, Marc, wake up so that you are above him, 1034 00:50:19,927 --> 00:50:22,060 face to face. 1035 00:50:24,430 --> 00:50:27,732 You can open your eyes if you want. 1036 00:50:27,734 --> 00:50:31,568 Hold the pose. Like you will kiss it. 1037 00:50:31,570 --> 00:50:34,571 One of the first kisses 1038 00:50:34,573 --> 00:50:37,540 it takes forever before you meet 1039 00:50:37,542 --> 00:50:39,675 Move closer... 1040 00:50:40,977 --> 00:50:43,177 and closer. 1041 00:50:45,013 --> 00:50:46,513 [camera beeping] 1042 00:50:46,515 --> 00:50:48,581 Dirt! What? 1043 00:50:48,583 --> 00:50:51,684 My card is full Hey, look, I want to keep going like this 1044 00:50:51,686 --> 00:50:53,419 Are you okay with that right? Uh huh. 1045 00:50:53,421 --> 00:50:55,087 I will only upload it in my room. 1046 00:50:55,089 --> 00:50:58,090 It took 15 minutes. Hold the pose. 1047 00:51:01,694 --> 00:51:06,030 I will be in my room. With the door closed. 1048 00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:10,500 [close the door] 1049 00:51:10,502 --> 00:51:14,536 I... don't think I can stay like this for 15 minutes 1050 00:51:14,538 --> 00:51:16,305 Likewise with me. 1051 00:51:22,644 --> 00:51:24,711 I - I know I'm not your type, but... 1052 00:51:24,713 --> 00:51:27,714 And I'm not a girl, but we will improvise. 1053 00:51:43,096 --> 00:51:46,798 [groaning] 1054 00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:48,766 Oh, it feels really good. [moans] 1055 00:51:48,768 --> 00:51:51,968 I will... I will... 1056 00:51:53,070 --> 00:51:56,739 [snoring] 1057 00:52:05,848 --> 00:52:07,181 Wow. 1058 00:52:07,183 --> 00:52:10,884 That's... fast. 1059 00:52:10,886 --> 00:52:14,220 I'm sorry. - It's been a long time. 1060 00:52:14,222 --> 00:52:17,423 Plus, I - I haven't got it like that before 1061 00:52:17,425 --> 00:52:21,793 Like that-- means with guy or does that mean it's good? 1062 00:52:21,795 --> 00:52:25,096 Here, let me get you a towel No, wait 1063 00:52:25,098 --> 00:52:26,764 it's my turn. 1064 00:52:30,434 --> 00:52:34,270 [groaning, snorting] 1065 00:52:34,272 --> 00:52:36,305 Troy... [moans] 1066 00:52:36,307 --> 00:52:38,540 Tooth! Tooth! Sorry. Sorry. 1067 00:52:38,542 --> 00:52:40,308 [moans] No problem. 1068 00:52:40,310 --> 00:52:43,611 Oh yeah! Oh! 1069 00:52:43,613 --> 00:52:47,014 [tense] Oh yeah! 1070 00:52:47,016 --> 00:52:49,383 [grunts] Alright. 1071 00:52:49,385 --> 00:52:51,985 [sighs] 1072 00:52:51,987 --> 00:52:53,987 It's not me doing it right 1073 00:52:53,989 --> 00:52:56,923 No, you're fine. I only... 1074 00:52:58,759 --> 00:53:00,593 No, I can't. 1075 00:53:00,595 --> 00:53:03,629 Fuck Why am I so bad? give oral sex? 1076 00:53:03,631 --> 00:53:07,298 No, you are great. I just... 1077 00:53:07,300 --> 00:53:09,300 I'm sorry. 1078 00:53:10,735 --> 00:53:13,136 Is it because I'm not your type 1079 00:53:13,138 --> 00:53:17,373 Troy, you're hot, believe me. 1080 00:53:20,076 --> 00:53:24,479 Or, no, don't trust me. 1081 00:53:28,083 --> 00:53:30,751 Can you wait one minute 1082 00:53:36,090 --> 00:53:38,157 It's hot. 1083 00:53:38,159 --> 00:53:40,425 I can't do it. 1084 00:53:52,905 --> 00:53:55,506 But it will happen exactly as you want 1085 00:53:55,508 --> 00:53:58,642 I can't do it. 1086 00:53:58,644 --> 00:54:01,878 If Kyle wants it pretends to be straight just to have sex with Troy, 1087 00:54:01,880 --> 00:54:04,614 that's the prerogative 1088 00:54:04,616 --> 00:54:07,583 I can't do this anymore 1089 00:54:26,769 --> 00:54:28,770 Well, at least we can finish shooting 1090 00:54:28,772 --> 00:54:31,038 [close the door] 1091 00:54:31,040 --> 00:54:34,374 [departing car] Oh good. 1092 00:54:34,376 --> 00:54:37,043 Maybe he panicked made it with a man. 1093 00:54:37,045 --> 00:54:40,780 Maybe he is looking for someone who is not going to make fun of him? 1094 00:54:42,282 --> 00:54:44,816 I know where he's gone 1095 00:54:44,818 --> 00:54:47,885 [sighs] I'm messed up. What is that? 1096 00:54:47,887 --> 00:54:50,487 I have sex with a man. 1097 00:54:50,489 --> 00:54:52,188 Is that Marc? 1098 00:54:52,190 --> 00:54:54,690 God! Terrible! 1099 00:54:54,692 --> 00:54:55,957 I know. Past. 1100 00:54:55,959 --> 00:54:58,092 Previously? Past? 1101 00:54:58,094 --> 00:55:00,828 I feel very guilty, because... 1102 00:55:00,830 --> 00:55:02,830 all I can do Think about yourself, Kyle. 1103 00:55:02,832 --> 00:55:05,666 Very? Yes. And how I let you down, 1104 00:55:05,668 --> 00:55:08,602 and how I let the group down, 1105 00:55:08,604 --> 00:55:12,005 and how, more than anything, I just want to be with a woman 1106 00:55:12,007 --> 00:55:13,373 Or with men and women. 1107 00:55:13,375 --> 00:55:16,209 I don't know This is very confusing. 1108 00:55:16,211 --> 00:55:18,311 [sighs] And then I think from you two, 1109 00:55:18,313 --> 00:55:21,480 and what good friend Have you been to me, 1110 00:55:21,482 --> 00:55:25,583 and how honest and open are you around Your struggle, Kyle, 1111 00:55:26,785 --> 00:55:31,889 and about how you two have... settings. 1112 00:56:07,792 --> 00:56:09,626 Wait wait. Is this too weird? 1113 00:56:09,628 --> 00:56:12,028 This isn't too weird! This isn't too weird! 1114 00:56:31,447 --> 00:56:33,114 Ahhh! 1115 00:56:37,285 --> 00:56:39,252 [panting] Show me. 1116 00:56:39,254 --> 00:56:41,854 Huh? Show your routine. 1117 00:56:42,922 --> 00:56:45,189 Oh. It will go so far, huh? 1118 00:56:45,191 --> 00:56:46,523 Three ways are usually done. 1119 00:56:46,525 --> 00:56:50,159 I want you to teach me. 1120 00:56:50,161 --> 00:56:51,927 Please? I need this. 1121 00:56:51,929 --> 00:56:56,064 Now, why don't I do it? little mouth magic to you first? 1122 00:56:56,066 --> 00:56:59,567 That will make me fine and roll out mat welcome there. 1123 00:56:59,569 --> 00:57:02,202 No, you two first. 1124 00:57:02,204 --> 00:57:04,637 That way, it will make me ready for what you will do to me. 1125 00:57:04,639 --> 00:57:06,872 But you don't want seconds to be careless. 1126 00:57:06,874 --> 00:57:09,674 I mean, the company must go first 1127 00:57:20,718 --> 00:57:23,119 [whimpers] 1128 00:57:29,125 --> 00:57:31,893 [whimpers] 1129 00:57:31,895 --> 00:57:34,629 It's very hot. [laughing nervously] 1130 00:57:37,833 --> 00:57:41,735 Oh, Kyle, I've eaten out. The child wants to see how it was done 1131 00:57:41,737 --> 00:57:44,871 Please don't make me! Please don't make me! 1132 00:57:44,873 --> 00:57:46,639 [snoring] 1133 00:57:48,174 --> 00:57:52,009 [smelling lips] 1134 00:57:52,011 --> 00:57:54,378 Oh yeah. 1135 00:57:54,380 --> 00:57:57,080 Oh yeah. There he is. 1136 00:57:57,082 --> 00:58:00,249 You can do it. Make Mama proud. 1137 00:58:00,251 --> 00:58:03,552 God, it's like that _ that little homo can. 1138 00:58:03,554 --> 00:58:06,221 Do you want to try it now, please 1139 00:58:07,256 --> 00:58:09,590 Troy? [Kyle gulukan] 1140 00:58:09,592 --> 00:58:11,491 Where did you go? [gasps] 1141 00:58:12,960 --> 00:58:15,094 Well, of course it doesn't taste like sugar and seasoning. 1142 00:58:15,096 --> 00:58:18,297 Troy? What is going on? 1143 00:58:18,299 --> 00:58:21,633 This is my pussy. My vagina scared him! 1144 00:58:21,635 --> 00:58:24,569 You are a former gay prostitute 1145 00:58:24,571 --> 00:58:27,905 God! 1146 00:58:27,907 --> 00:58:30,173 Can we enter, or do you enter in the middle of dinner? 1147 00:58:30,175 --> 00:58:31,841 What are you doing here? 1148 00:58:31,843 --> 00:58:34,410 We don't eat pussy. What do all three of you do? 1149 00:58:34,412 --> 00:58:36,345 Good, [gulp] 1150 00:58:36,347 --> 00:58:38,280 Kyle shows Troy cunnilingus art 1151 00:58:38,282 --> 00:58:40,015 And he did it an amazing job. 1152 00:58:40,017 --> 00:58:42,751 Yes, for gay guys. 1153 00:58:42,753 --> 00:58:46,688 Yes I know. Everything. And you will do it anything to put. 1154 00:58:46,690 --> 00:58:50,558 I eat pussy without anything? 1155 00:58:50,560 --> 00:58:52,693 You deserve it. Hey! 1156 00:58:52,695 --> 00:58:54,494 It's not that bad. 1157 00:58:54,496 --> 00:58:56,696 I'm sorry. I'm terrible 1158 00:58:56,698 --> 00:58:59,264 We are all terrible. 1159 00:59:00,866 --> 00:59:04,602 If there is consolation, is not just about sex. 1160 00:59:04,604 --> 00:59:07,037 We like you very much. Working with you Watch a match. Drawing You 1161 00:59:07,039 --> 00:59:09,873 Well, it doesn't matter now. You think he will want to have something to do with us Now, what's messed up The problem is, even though you lied to me 1162 00:59:09,875 --> 00:59:13,877 and each other and for people You don't even know, 1163 00:59:13,879 --> 00:59:16,613 I like you... liar We also like you. Yes, you are very cool. 1164 00:59:16,615 --> 00:59:20,282 And I'm sorry. I know I'm fine with all confused. 1165 00:59:21,284 --> 00:59:24,519 1166 00:59:24,521 --> 00:59:27,054 1167 00:59:27,056 --> 00:59:31,291 1168 00:59:31,293 --> 00:59:34,727 Yes, so, come on. You've been sucking dick and eating pussy. Who is it 1169 00:59:34,729 --> 00:59:38,230 Well, that's what happened stumbled on me for years. 1170 00:59:38,232 --> 00:59:40,432 I think that must have happened one or the other. 1171 00:59:40,434 --> 00:59:42,800 After sampling both, I came to a conclusion. 1172 00:59:44,068 --> 00:59:46,903 I am bisexual. 1173 00:59:46,905 --> 00:59:48,905 [together] There is no such thing! 1174 00:59:48,907 --> 00:59:51,307 Who do you say? Uh, natural law. 1175 00:59:51,309 --> 00:59:53,342 It's like a horse damn gerbil 1176 00:59:53,344 --> 00:59:56,578 Well then, I'm a weirdo, and I'm proud of that. 1177 00:59:56,580 --> 00:59:59,514 Good. Be proud, bi-boy. 1178 00:59:59,516 --> 01:00:01,516 I hope you're proud when we meet. 1179 01:00:01,518 --> 01:00:04,352 Yes, I think it's difficult when people like you 1180 01:00:04,354 --> 01:00:07,021 and Jacob Buchanan told him How bad it is to be gay. 1181 01:00:07,023 --> 01:00:10,090 Yes. Forgive me. 1182 01:00:10,092 --> 01:00:12,459 I should have helped you instead of trying to take advantage from you do not know what you are 1183 01:00:12,461 --> 01:00:15,061 So what do we do now? 1184 01:00:15,063 --> 01:00:17,829 We will stop people like me 1185 01:00:18,831 --> 01:00:20,865 No one has to take advantage strange kids who are confused And the sooner we help them see what it is they don't like in themselves 1186 01:00:20,867 --> 01:00:23,067 so they can see all the best Things that are right in front of them, 1187 01:00:23,069 --> 01:00:26,470 better. 1188 01:00:26,472 --> 01:00:29,372 1189 01:00:30,374 --> 01:00:32,274 1190 01:00:35,111 --> 01:00:39,013 She's a homosexual who fucks everything for other homosexuals I don't know what that is - 1191 01:00:39,015 --> 01:00:42,349 Octavio, if someone like he doesn't exist, everyone will come out. 1192 01:00:42,351 --> 01:00:44,351 You will lie like that. [finger button] 1193 01:00:44,353 --> 01:00:46,286 Hmm. I understand what you mean. 1194 01:00:46,288 --> 01:00:48,721 I will do it. And then we make love. 1195 01:00:54,159 --> 01:00:56,326 Stop the spread from faggotry 1196 01:00:56,328 --> 01:00:58,794 Wake up and smell patchouli. You are the embankment 1197 01:01:00,696 --> 01:01:02,730 Helping! I was recruited 1198 01:01:07,835 --> 01:01:10,802 Reassure me You don't like it Do your best. 1199 01:01:11,937 --> 01:01:15,205 Listen, I won't embrace who I am just because is clear, okay? 1200 01:01:15,207 --> 01:01:17,173 1201 01:01:17,175 --> 01:01:21,210 What? Everyone is very cool by being gay 1202 01:01:21,212 --> 01:01:24,079 "This Will and Grace, Clay Aiken." 1203 01:01:24,081 --> 01:01:26,081 Well, I'm not going to be labeled You don't convince me. 1204 01:01:26,083 --> 01:01:28,516 Okay, I'm gay. Now shut up and kiss me. 1205 01:01:31,754 --> 01:01:33,888 I'm not gay Then what do you want? 1206 01:01:33,890 --> 01:01:37,024 I want us to make art. 1207 01:01:37,026 --> 01:01:39,960 It's very... hot. 1208 01:01:43,297 --> 01:01:48,134 God, you are a lesbian. 1209 01:01:49,136 --> 01:01:52,204 [Kyle] Mother? 1210 01:01:52,206 --> 01:01:54,372 What are you doing here? 1211 01:01:54,374 --> 01:01:56,874 What's wrong? There is no. 1212 01:01:56,876 --> 01:01:58,909 It's okay I've never seen you being upset [sniffles] 1213 01:01:58,911 --> 01:02:01,544 I am in a beauty shop, 1214 01:02:03,046 --> 01:02:04,880 1215 01:02:04,882 --> 01:02:07,983 1216 01:02:07,985 --> 01:02:10,118 and I saw through a magazine, 1217 01:02:10,120 --> 01:02:13,187 and I see that Oscar is coming 1218 01:02:13,189 --> 01:02:16,890 Well, I think, who am I going to watch Oscar with? 1219 01:02:16,892 --> 01:02:20,526 And then Britney Aguilera the song continues 1220 01:02:20,528 --> 01:02:25,764 You know, about that you are beautiful, even if you are ugly and gay? 1221 01:02:25,766 --> 01:02:30,535 And I thought, who will play me this pesky music? 1222 01:02:30,537 --> 01:02:35,740 Who will take me to dance when do I have a bad date? 1223 01:02:35,742 --> 01:02:39,076 Oh, ma'am, come on. Oh, no, you stop. 1224 01:02:39,078 --> 01:02:44,313 You will marry and have children, for God's sake 1225 01:02:44,315 --> 01:02:46,515 I will visit with my girlfriend, 1226 01:02:46,517 --> 01:02:51,252 and everything we will talk about is our grandson 1227 01:02:51,254 --> 01:02:54,921 And it's very boring! 1228 01:02:54,923 --> 01:02:56,856 Dan, Kyle, 1229 01:02:56,858 --> 01:02:59,358 You've never been boring, 1230 01:02:59,360 --> 01:03:01,693 and that is because you are gay You are homo, 1231 01:03:03,529 --> 01:03:05,463 and I want my little homo back! 1232 01:03:05,465 --> 01:03:09,299 Mother, she's back. 1233 01:03:10,301 --> 01:03:13,936 [sobbing] Honey. 1234 01:03:13,938 --> 01:03:16,872 [tape ripping] 1235 01:03:33,155 --> 01:03:36,023 What is my vagina? scares you What? 1236 01:03:36,025 --> 01:03:39,126 That night. You run away the second You see my vagina. 1237 01:03:39,128 --> 01:03:42,662 Don't be crazy I think you have a very sexy pussy 1238 01:03:44,364 --> 01:03:48,500 Now, you certainly know how to lure a girl 1239 01:03:50,202 --> 01:03:52,803 1240 01:03:54,238 --> 01:03:56,239 [tape ripping] There. 1241 01:03:56,241 --> 01:03:58,307 This port-a-potty's is ready to roll Stop the spread of faggotry. I got a valuable BlackBerry. We have five minutes. 1242 01:03:58,309 --> 01:04:00,976 Alright. Now, do what you have to do, but hurry up. 1243 01:04:00,978 --> 01:04:03,745 [Octavio on the phone] Cool. It shouldn't take more than a few minutes. 1244 01:04:03,747 --> 01:04:07,414 Hi. Hey. 1245 01:04:07,416 --> 01:04:09,549 So, you want-- 1246 01:04:09,551 --> 01:04:11,550 Understood. 1247 01:04:13,819 --> 01:04:15,319 Perfect. Now take your butt in the parking lot, pronto. 1248 01:04:15,321 --> 01:04:18,088 This changed me. Stop the spread from faggotry 1249 01:04:18,090 --> 01:04:20,824 Octavio, don't you go to the big presentation 1250 01:04:31,168 --> 01:04:34,270 Oh yeah. But it's only 1:00. 1251 01:04:34,272 --> 01:04:37,072 1252 01:04:37,074 --> 01:04:39,307 There are five minutes left. 1253 01:04:40,309 --> 01:04:43,344 This is 1:00. Check your schedule 1254 01:04:47,014 --> 01:04:49,982 Oh. I could have sworn first... 1255 01:04:49,984 --> 01:04:53,552 So, it looks like you have time to kill, huh? 1256 01:04:57,390 --> 01:05:00,225 Yes you know, there is a lot of work must be done. 1257 01:05:00,227 --> 01:05:03,962 Oh that's too bad. 1258 01:05:25,750 --> 01:05:28,384 Hi. Are you here to come? 1259 01:05:28,386 --> 01:05:30,552 Yes, we Where is Jacob? 1260 01:05:30,404 --> 01:05:34,655 I'm Linda, his mother. Oh, Mrs. Buchanan, Nice to meet you 1261 01:05:34,657 --> 01:05:36,857 I'm Kyle, one belongs to Jacob right hand. 1262 01:05:36,909 --> 01:05:40,227 He ran a little late, but he said to go ahead and start without him. 1263 01:05:40,229 --> 01:05:42,529 Hah. Jacob never called you 1264 01:05:42,531 --> 01:05:45,031 Oh, well, that might be because he's already so busy talking about all girls she's already dating, huh? 1265 01:05:45,033 --> 01:05:47,466 [laughs] 1266 01:05:47,468 --> 01:05:49,668 No. 1267 01:05:49,670 --> 01:05:51,202 Not kissing 1268 01:05:52,204 --> 01:05:54,171 [chuckles] Do you like it naughty? 1269 01:05:55,206 --> 01:05:58,608 [moans] 1270 01:05:59,743 --> 01:06:01,076 [groaning] 1271 01:06:04,180 --> 01:06:06,114 Today, I am proud to be present the fruits of my child's work. 1272 01:06:11,185 --> 01:06:13,619 But more than that, 1273 01:06:13,621 --> 01:06:15,821 I am enthusiastic to see swelling Come in 1274 01:06:15,823 --> 01:06:17,823 As a homosexual threat 1275 01:06:17,825 --> 01:06:20,959 seems to be swollen exponentially, 1276 01:06:20,961 --> 01:06:22,994 those are people like my son Jacob 1277 01:06:22,996 --> 01:06:25,763 1278 01:06:25,765 --> 01:06:29,466 1279 01:06:29,468 --> 01:06:31,768 1280 01:06:31,770 --> 01:06:36,472 which continues to drive our crusade into the spotlight. 1281 01:06:38,007 --> 01:06:40,675 Oh yeah. I want this 1282 01:06:40,677 --> 01:06:42,443 [unzip] for a long time. 1283 01:06:42,445 --> 01:06:45,412 Shhh. Shhh. Not. I want to be hard. 1284 01:06:45,414 --> 01:06:47,247 That's dangerous. It's hot. 1285 01:06:47,249 --> 01:06:50,283 Open this. And shut up. 1286 01:06:50,285 --> 01:06:55,254 Jacob is always a light flare. 1287 01:06:55,256 --> 01:06:59,224 When he came to me as a teenager and told me from his inner demons, 1288 01:06:59,226 --> 01:07:04,495 I know we can destroy them with loving support and strong boxing. 1289 01:07:04,497 --> 01:07:06,563 Oh, you will divide me into two, no? 1290 01:07:06,565 --> 01:07:09,599 [moans, grunts] 1291 01:07:09,601 --> 01:07:12,068 And we have! 1292 01:07:12,070 --> 01:07:14,703 1293 01:07:14,705 --> 01:07:19,674 Today, Jacob is dating a girl! And he likes dating girls. 1294 01:07:19,676 --> 01:07:24,678 Jacob proved it that if you can fight it, you can hide it. 1295 01:07:24,680 --> 01:07:29,348 And if you can hide it, You can bury it! 1296 01:07:31,851 --> 01:07:33,518 Thank you. 1297 01:07:33,520 --> 01:07:35,519 [Jacob moans] 1298 01:07:37,955 --> 01:07:41,089 [no dialog can be heard] 1299 01:07:42,458 --> 01:07:46,026 [moans] What was that? That's me 1300 01:07:47,395 --> 01:07:49,763 Oh, God, is that? 1301 01:07:49,765 --> 01:07:51,765 Oh, God, here it is! 1302 01:07:51,767 --> 01:07:55,568 In accordance with the theme that you have mentioned, Linda, we have assigned 1303 01:07:55,570 --> 01:08:00,605 local artist Gwen Anderson and member of Coming In Violet Muffdaver 1304 01:08:00,607 --> 01:08:05,275 to describe the hatred and immoral actions homosexuality 1305 01:08:05,277 --> 01:08:09,445 in a new and interesting campaign we want to be present now Gwen. 1306 01:08:09,447 --> 01:08:10,479 [Jacob, Octavio groaning] [shriveled] 1307 01:09:01,617 --> 01:08:16,884 [groaning continuously] [squealing continues] 1308 01:08:20,555 --> 01:08:23,490 Members of the student press, heterosexual, 1309 01:08:28,895 --> 01:08:32,730 and those who want to be, 1310 01:08:32,732 --> 01:08:35,766 we present Coming In's latest advertising campaign 1311 01:08:35,768 --> 01:08:39,569 [all gasp] 1312 01:08:40,737 --> 01:08:42,137 "Gay sex sucks." [Guest mumbles] 1313 01:08:42,139 --> 01:08:45,573 God! Oh dear! 1314 01:08:45,575 --> 01:08:47,942 This is... 1315 01:08:47,944 --> 01:08:51,145 really rebels! 1316 01:08:51,147 --> 01:08:54,348 Where is Jacob? 1317 01:08:54,350 --> 01:08:55,982 Oh, honey, I'm very close. 1318 01:08:55,984 --> 01:08:57,483 1319 01:08:57,485 --> 01:08:59,318 Where is my child? [Jacob shouting] 1320 01:08:59,320 --> 01:09:01,186 I'll find Jacob, 1321 01:09:01,188 --> 01:09:04,355 and when he finished with you... [Jacob] Oh, God! Oh! 1322 01:09:04,357 --> 01:09:07,091 Oh dear! So close! So close! 1323 01:09:07,093 --> 01:09:09,693 [groaning loudly] Oh dear! 1324 01:09:09,695 --> 01:09:11,928 So close! So close! [groaning constantly] 1325 01:09:11,930 --> 01:09:13,763 Jacob? 1326 01:09:13,765 --> 01:09:15,264 Oh, I'm coming! 1327 01:09:15,266 --> 01:09:16,698 [all gasp] 1328 01:09:16,700 --> 01:09:18,032 [groans] [Guest mumbles] 1329 01:09:18,034 --> 01:09:19,633 [man whispers] That's Jacob! 1330 01:09:19,635 --> 01:09:20,767 Oh! 1331 01:09:20,769 --> 01:09:22,668 Mama? 1332 01:09:22,670 --> 01:09:25,837 [vomiting] [moans] 1333 01:09:25,839 --> 01:09:28,606 Release this from me 1334 01:09:28,608 --> 01:09:30,507 [Humans] Bad. 1335 01:09:30,509 --> 01:09:32,642 Yep, he's gay. 1336 01:09:32,644 --> 01:09:34,644 [Linda] And the zipper, Jacob. 1337 01:09:34,646 --> 01:09:40,616 Gwen, I wonder if I can maybe model for you sometime 1338 01:09:40,618 --> 01:09:42,618 Me too. 1339 01:09:50,659 --> 01:09:52,526 [both chuckles] 1340 01:09:52,528 --> 01:09:55,362 I don't know someone Can be very fun. 1341 01:09:55,364 --> 01:09:57,030 [Jacob] This is who I am... [continues, unclear] 1342 01:09:57,032 --> 01:10:00,133 Listen, Tiffani, uh, 1343 01:10:00,135 --> 01:10:04,470 I don't know how you feel all... bisexual things. 1344 01:10:04,472 --> 01:10:08,006 Well, I let my ex-girlfriend Gay roommate go down to me. 1345 01:10:08,008 --> 01:10:11,509 I'm a pretty open person. Yeah, well, 1346 01:10:11,511 --> 01:10:15,245 Do you know how you and Kyle pretended to have an arrangement? 1347 01:10:15,247 --> 01:10:16,646 Do you mean three ways? 1348 01:10:16,648 --> 01:10:18,314 Yes. 1349 01:10:18,316 --> 01:10:20,983 Um, how are you feeling? 1350 01:10:20,985 --> 01:10:24,619 If you really have it with me? 1351 01:10:24,621 --> 01:10:29,090 Because... I will be honored to be your girlfriend 1352 01:10:31,393 --> 01:10:34,795 Nobody ever said that for me before [giggling] 1353 01:10:38,800 --> 01:10:41,635 You know, you go above and beyond the call of duty. 1354 01:10:41,637 --> 01:10:45,639 [chuckles] No. It's very hot. 1355 01:10:45,641 --> 01:10:50,042 And now I think it's time for you to reply to me for my service 1356 01:10:50,044 --> 01:10:52,710 Oh, Octavio, I don't think - I won't take an answer. 1357 01:10:53,712 --> 01:10:55,212 No. 1358 01:11:06,023 --> 01:11:08,024 Now that's easy. I'm out of here. 1359 01:11:08,026 --> 01:11:10,359 You are back here, and you are talking... No. What do you know, ma'am? 1360 01:11:10,361 --> 01:11:12,361 I'm glad you caught me. 1361 01:11:12,363 --> 01:11:15,430 I'm gay, and Octavio... 1362 01:11:15,432 --> 01:11:17,732 [correcting pronunciation] Octavio. 1363 01:11:17,734 --> 01:11:20,568 Well, she's my lover. [scoffs] 1364 01:11:20,570 --> 01:11:23,771 [Guests panting, mumbling] 1365 01:11:23,773 --> 01:11:26,907 Well, we go to make love. It seems like everyone. 1366 01:11:26,909 --> 01:11:28,842 Please help me Yes? 1367 01:11:28,844 --> 01:11:30,810 Lead him to the clitoris. Oh dear, 1368 01:11:30,812 --> 01:11:33,512 from the waist down, that's all the clitoris [laughs] 1369 01:11:39,652 --> 01:11:42,253 That's how I do it. 1370 01:11:48,059 --> 01:11:50,226 Do you know what? This is my lie taking us inside 1371 01:11:50,228 --> 01:11:52,161 really has a way works out 1372 01:11:52,163 --> 01:11:55,130 Yes. Perfect. 1373 01:11:58,634 --> 01:12:02,536 Remember how when you and Marc fought against Troy, 1374 01:12:02,538 --> 01:12:06,639 You knocked some unknown beliefs none of us knows? 1375 01:12:06,641 --> 01:12:08,474 Yes. 1376 01:12:08,476 --> 01:12:10,275 Use. 1377 01:12:10,277 --> 01:12:13,678 [footsteps approaching] 1378 01:12:13,680 --> 01:12:17,147 So, the plan works. 1379 01:12:18,415 --> 01:12:20,549 Everyone seems to be Being happy. 1380 01:12:21,717 --> 01:12:23,551 So, Octavio, huh? 1381 01:12:23,553 --> 01:12:26,253 You can. There is nothing there. 1382 01:12:26,255 --> 01:12:29,256 Only friends I've had sex once. 1383 01:12:29,258 --> 01:12:32,325 Looks like you came out and made some hot friends. 1384 01:12:32,327 --> 01:12:35,894 Yes. I am more social. 1385 01:12:37,329 --> 01:12:39,363 That makes you jealous [chuckles] What? 1386 01:12:39,365 --> 01:12:41,164 1387 01:12:42,499 --> 01:12:45,501 When Troy left last night, I know where he went. 1388 01:12:45,503 --> 01:12:50,005 The same place as before when I have a problem I need to talk about it. 1389 01:12:50,007 --> 01:12:52,606 I'm jealous [chuckles] 1390 01:12:54,809 --> 01:12:57,710 I see, 1391 01:12:57,712 --> 01:13:01,080 Do you think that you can find it in your heart to love someone 1392 01:13:01,082 --> 01:13:04,249 who pretends to be straight only to be laid down? 1393 01:13:04,251 --> 01:13:05,950 I don't know Can you love someone? Who flirts with too many guys 1394 01:13:05,952 --> 01:13:08,752 while he is your girlfriend? 1395 01:13:08,754 --> 01:13:11,187 Can you love someone? which is the last sexual act involved eating pussy? 1396 01:13:11,189 --> 01:13:15,590 Can you love someone who-- 1397 01:13:16,592 --> 01:13:19,226 1398 01:13:19,228 --> 01:13:21,861 1399 01:13:21,863 --> 01:13:24,129 1400 01:13:24,131 --> 01:13:26,431 1401 01:13:38,744 --> 01:13:42,212 1402 01:13:42,214 --> 01:13:43,713 1403 01:13:43,715 --> 01:13:46,716 1404 01:13:46,718 --> 01:13:48,384 1405 01:13:55,324 --> 01:13:57,525 1406 01:13:57,527 --> 01:14:00,127 1407 01:14:00,129 --> 01:14:02,129 1408 01:14:06,400 --> 01:14:08,567 1409 01:14:12,104 --> 01:14:14,605 1410 01:14:14,607 --> 01:14:16,506 1411 01:14:16,508 --> 01:14:19,509 1412 01:14:19,511 --> 01:14:23,279 1413 01:14:23,281 --> 01:14:26,548 1414 01:14:28,918 --> 01:14:30,919 You say that you will go 1415 01:14:30,921 --> 01:14:33,021 You say that you will stay 1416 01:14:33,023 --> 01:14:36,124 And I believe 1417 01:14:36,126 --> 01:14:39,260 Every word you say 1418 01:14:39,262 --> 01:14:42,462 Only half the story 1419 01:14:45,132 --> 01:14:49,167 If you just told me half the story 1420 01:14:49,169 --> 01:14:52,970 Then I only believe half of you 1421 01:14:52,972 --> 01:14:57,474 If you just told me half the story 1422 01:14:57,476 --> 01:14:59,876 just say to me which is half right 1423 01:14:59,878 --> 01:15:02,011 [groaning loudly] 1424 01:15:02,013 --> 01:15:05,114 Yes! Yes! Yes! 1425 01:15:05,116 --> 01:15:07,716 [sighs] 1426 01:15:09,285 --> 01:15:12,887 Am I doing good Yes, honey, you are doing good. 1427 01:15:12,889 --> 01:15:14,622 Alright. Time for thirds. 1428 01:15:14,624 --> 01:15:15,855 [continue] 1429 01:15:18,325 --> 01:15:20,326 I said I love you You say you love me This is our fairy tale 1430 01:15:20,328 --> 01:15:22,394 We can make it end happily So, let's rewrite the story 1431 01:15:22,396 --> 01:15:25,296 If you just told me half the story 1432 01:15:25,298 --> 01:15:28,966 half where you will stick to 1433 01:15:28,968 --> 01:15:32,435 If you start telling me all stories 1434 01:15:34,438 --> 01:15:38,840 I will start a new story with you 1435 01:15:38,842 --> 01:15:42,610 If you just told me half the story 1436 01:15:42,612 --> 01:15:46,847 Then I only believe half of you 1437 01:15:46,849 --> 01:15:50,817 If you just told me half the story 1438 01:16:05,332 --> 01:16:09,268 just say to me which is half right 1439 01:16:09,270 --> 01:16:13,405 1440 01:16:13,407 --> 01:16:17,675 1441 01:16:17,677 --> 01:16:21,344 1442 01:16:23,814 --> 01:16:28,083 If you just told me half the story 1443 01:16:28,085 --> 01:16:31,886 half where you will stick to 1444 01:16:31,888 --> 01:16:36,156 If you start telling me all stories 1445 01:16:36,158 --> 01:16:40,059 I will start a new story with you 1446 01:16:42,962 --> 01:16:44,963 [ending] 1447 01:16:44,965 --> 01:16:50,034 [Humans] You make it better 1448 01:16:50,036 --> 01:16:54,304 When we are together 1449 01:16:54,306 --> 01:16:58,874 Yes, you make it better 1450 01:16:58,876 --> 01:17:03,344 Every day 1451 01:17:03,346 --> 01:17:07,914 You make it better 1452 01:17:07,916 --> 01:17:12,318 When we are together 1453 01:17:12,320 --> 01:17:16,955 Yes, you make it better 1454 01:17:16,957 --> 01:17:21,626 Every day