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How are you?

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Animal Planet.

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Dude, I just dreamed of the craziest thing.

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- What about?
- I don't remember.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Your morning.

8
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Morning, Gene.

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What did we do last night?

10
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I don't know.

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Wait. Didn't the twins have a party?

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Yeah, there he is. Feast of the twins.

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- Right.
- Right.

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Are we there?

15
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I assume we are there.

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What kind of girlfriend if we weren't there?

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Can I order?

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No.

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See you tomorrow, Gene.

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Shibby.

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How do you know Gene?

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Oh, I think he's your friend.

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No, no, I don't know him.

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I'm starving.

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- This is pudding.
- I always wondered what the fridge is...

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... full of pudding as seen.

27
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Maybe we were in vain last night...

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... do we buy a supply of pudding for a lifetime and forget about it?

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I say it's possible.

30
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- Jesse.
- And Chester is "shibby" now.

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Please leave Shibby after the beep sign.
Shibby.

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What happened last night?

33
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You go with a few people,
pizza and a barrel. Our house is being evicted.

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You poor girlfriends.
Always disappoints us.

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Now you might be on the couch
with your underwear.

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Playing a thumbs up war.

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Wear the soldier's helmet.

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And you, you might forget our anniversary.

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Which one is today.

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You don't get our special treatment for you.

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Just want to thank you for dirtying our home.

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Bye!

43
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The twins sound angry.

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- The good thing is we have something for them.
- Yeah.

45
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So where is the prize?

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- That must be in your car.
- It's in the car.

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So we bring the presents to the twins' house...

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... get our special treatment.

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Hey, what do you think they mean
with special treatment?

50
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We've been dating them for a year.

51
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And we never get sex.

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"Special treatment" is the code for sex.

53
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Of course.

54
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- Special treatment!
- Sex.

55
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Open, you're lazy!

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Mr. Pizzacoli!

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You left the job last night...

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... with 30 non-delivered pizzas!

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I want answers!

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Open the door!

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It's open.

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- Crazy!
- What? I am sorry.

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Mr. Pizzacoli.

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- Hi, how are you?
- 30 pizzas not delivered!

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If I find that pizza-pizzaku
is brought you home for you to eat...

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... I'll destroy you like an air bomb!

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- Look, it's an elephant!
- What?

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- Maybe it's just a postman.
- Both of you are the most responsible
workers...

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... and the most disappointing ever...

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... on Pizza Delivery Mr. Pizzacoli Pronto!

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Training a dolphin will be a better job for you!

72
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Well, sure, but later the pizza will get wet.

73
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Look, a rhinoceros!

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A rhinoceros?

75
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Sorry, I think it's an ordinary horse.
Strange!

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You've eliminated my pizza.

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And I will catch you in the end.

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And when I do, I swear to God,
You will never deliver pizza again...

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... in this city again!

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- Beres.
- Yeah.

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We will go to the twins' house.

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We will give their gifts
and apologize for polluting their home.

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And we get our special treatment.

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Dude, where is my car?

85
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Where is your car, man?

86
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Dude, where is my car?

87
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Where is your car, man?

88
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Dude, where is my car?

89
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Where is your car, man?

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- Did I drive last night?
- Yeah, I think so.

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- Really?
- I'm not sure.

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- Dude, where is your car?
- Dude, this isn't funny. It's gone.

93
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- Yeah.
- Dude, where is my car?

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Shut up, man!

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Good. OK, look.

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You're right.
What we have to do is...

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... got into our minds
where we were last night.

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Through this, we can trace our footsteps.

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- Yeah.
- Simulation of Memory Perception...

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... Memory Awareness Converter.

101
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"Discovery Channel".

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Good.

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- Nelson's?
- Shibby.

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- I'm tired of walking, man.
- Me too.

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Hey, that's Mrs. Crabbleman.
He will give us a ride.

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Hey, Mrs. Crabbleman!

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Hey! Hey!

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Mrs. Crabbleman.

109
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Damn it.

110
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He certainly doesn't recognize you.

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- This is Binglemans.
- Oh, hey.

112
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Mr. Bingleman!

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Hey, Mr. Bingleman.

114
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- Maybe we should walk.
- Yeah.

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Listen, Nelson, the car is missing...

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... and we have to do this memory recall...

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... so we can go back to the part of our mind
to know where we were last night.

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Deep in your consciousness,
you must see.

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Concentrate on your knowledge,
you must.

120
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Your eyes, you have to close.

121
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And bring it to mo.

122
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Whoops.

123
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Concentration, you don't.

124
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Sorry.

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- Did your dog die?
- He is not dead.

126
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Here, Jackal. Come on, kid.

127
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- I don't think he will come.
- Maybe he is deaf.

128
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Deaf, he's not, man.

129
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Here, Jackal.

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- Come on, Jackal.
- Does he know another trick...

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... besides not moving?

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Okay, you want to see a trick, man?

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Hey, Jackal.

134
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Bite, killer.

135
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This is the pleasure. OK.

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Good boy, Jackal.

137
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Good child.

138
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Take a deep breath. There he is.

139
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- Dude, your damn dog.
- Can he drink beer?

140
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Now, the little he does is...

141
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... lie down and smoke.

142
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Jackal, can I see your pipe?

143
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Oh, no, no!
Very protected, the pipe.

144
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When someone touches it,
he doesn't like it.

145
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Sorry, Jackal.

146
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Yeah, look? He apologizes.

147
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Damn it.

148
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- That's one crazy dog, man.
- Do you know what we have to do?

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- Eat?
- Not. Eat.

150
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Good choice, my friend.
I'll take the key.

151
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Hey, Nelson. I'll order.

152
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"Chinese cuisine." Can i help

153
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- I want to order something.
- What do you like?

154
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Yeah, I want to order 3 onion chicken.

155
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- Then?
- Then 3 white rice.

156
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- Then?
- Then...

157
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- Hey, do you want soup?
- Certain.

158
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- Yeah. 3 orders of won ton soup.
- Then?

159
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- Oh, some luck cakes too.
- Then?

160
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That's all.

161
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Then?

162
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No, that's all.

163
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- Then?
- No "then."

164
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I... That's all I want.

165
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Then?

166
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Then... Then there's nothing else,
because I finished ordering. Well?

167
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Then?

168
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Look, what I want is 3 chicken onions...

169
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... and 3 white rice.

170
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Then?

171
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- Then soup, man.
- Oh, then won ton soup.

172
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- Then?
- And cake, good luck.

173
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And fortune cookies.

174
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So it's just chicken, rice...

175
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... soup and fortune cookies,
and that's all.

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Then?

177
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Then you can save it
in a brown paper bag...

178
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... and put it in my hand,
because I want to eat.

179
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Then?

180
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I refuse to play your
mind game Chinese Cuisine.

181
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- Then?
- Not! No "then"!

182
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- Then?
- No "then"!

183
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- Then?
- No "then"!

184
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- Then?
- Not! No "then"!

185
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- Then?
- You're starting to make me emotional, girl.

186
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- Then?
- Then...

187
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... I will come there
and kick your butt...

188
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... and if you say "then" again!

189
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Then then then then...

190
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Then?

191
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Come on, Nelson, help us find my car.

192
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You shouldn't have an "egg roll"
on the speaker box.

193
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I'm not the only one who calls
the Dalai Lama a homo.

194
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- I'm just kidding.
- Yeah, Nelson doesn't appreciate that.

195
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Look, it's Christie Boner.

196
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Wow! The sexiest of the sexy.

197
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El fuego from all el fuego.

198
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- Did he just wave to us?
- Impossible. It will never wave to us.

199
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Then why did he just wave to us?

200
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I don't know. Maybe he thinks we are someone else.

201
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The person he waved.

202
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Hi, Chester.

203
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Hi.

204
00:14:08,747 --> 00:14:12,351
Hi, Jesse. I really had a nice time with you last night.

205
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- Me too.
- That's a crazy party.

206
00:14:18,422 --> 00:14:21,526
- Hey, did you see my car?
- Well, I saw that last night.

207
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I mean, I see the back seat.

208
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- I mean everything.
- Get another with all the money...

209
00:14:29,365 --> 00:14:31,635
-... which you throw.
- Money?

210
00:14:31,835 --> 00:14:35,105
Yeah. You have a suitcase full of money.

211
00:14:36,541 --> 00:14:40,510
- A suitcase full of money?
- You don't remember giving me $ 500...

212
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... to show my breasts to you?

213
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- $ 500?
- Your breasts?

214
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You mean, you don't remember everything?

215
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How about now?

216
00:15:02,699 --> 00:15:03,834
No.

217
00:15:04,434 --> 00:15:06,470
How about now?

218
00:15:11,843 --> 00:15:13,311
I'm a little bit blurry too.

219
00:15:13,542 --> 00:15:16,680
Maybe if I can get
a little refresh of course.

220
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- Alright.
- Come on.

221
00:15:23,921 --> 00:15:26,221
- Do these losers bother you?
- No, Tommy.

222
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People like you will never
get a girl like this.

223
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- Stay with your partner.
- Don't do dirty things.

224
00:15:32,495 --> 00:15:34,798
Next time you disturb my boyfriend...

225
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-... when it hit.
- Oh, yeah?

226
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Yeah.

227
00:15:39,904 --> 00:15:42,706
- OK.
- Consider your warning.

228
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See you later, man!

229
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dude, you touched hoo-hoo Christie Boner.

230
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Shibby!

231
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Low-five.

232
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- Yeah.
- Let's leave here.

233
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Chester!

234
00:16:02,792 --> 00:16:05,595
Dude, it's Christie Boner
which is super sexy.

235
00:16:05,796 --> 00:16:08,131
Where do we get a suitcase full of money?

236
00:16:08,331 --> 00:16:09,700
Why don't we have it now?

237
00:16:09,900 --> 00:16:12,770
We may deposit it
in the Swiss Bank.

238
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Now, if we have a ridiculous amount of money, where do we go now?

239
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man.

240
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Sweet!

241
00:16:31,355 --> 00:16:33,524
We can't be here last night.

242
00:16:35,193 --> 00:16:37,696
We never fit in a place like this.

243
00:16:37,927 --> 00:16:41,397
See everything!
That's Mr. Jesse and Mr. Chester!

244
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Look at the "cat".

245
00:16:59,282 --> 00:17:02,618
Good afternoon, Jesse, Chester.
How do you feel today?

246
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A little confusing.

247
00:17:05,988 --> 00:17:09,759
Hi, Chester. Hi, Jesse.

248
00:17:09,959 --> 00:17:12,228
Did you enjoy last night?

249
00:17:14,597 --> 00:17:16,700
- Have we met?
- This is me, Tania.

250
00:17:16,900 --> 00:17:18,803
Remember last night
when I gave you...

251
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... super special, slippery round dance?

252
00:17:26,643 --> 00:17:29,212
Of course. How can I forget?

253
00:17:29,846 --> 00:17:31,949
Do you want to do that again?

254
00:17:32,182 --> 00:17:35,386
Right now, that's me.

255
00:17:43,627 --> 00:17:45,696
If you say that.

256
00:17:54,370 --> 00:17:56,272
Did I get a special dance?

257
00:17:56,673 --> 00:17:58,374
You got it.

258
00:18:10,288 --> 00:18:11,756
Sweet!

259
00:18:12,123 --> 00:18:13,658
Sweet!

260
00:18:14,357 --> 00:18:15,791
So...

261
00:18:15,992 --> 00:18:20,063
... how about super special
the slippery round dance?

262
00:18:20,497 --> 00:18:24,768
What do you think,
throwing my money?

263
00:18:24,968 --> 00:18:28,537
- You're a...
- I'm a transsexual woman.

264
00:18:28,971 --> 00:18:30,540
What do you mean by that?

265
00:18:32,375 --> 00:18:34,511
Oh, man, you're a man! That's...

266
00:18:35,845 --> 00:18:37,014
You...

267
00:18:47,023 --> 00:18:50,660
Last night, I saw you took my money suitcase here.

268
00:18:50,860 --> 00:18:53,530
- Stealing money?
- $ 200,000.

269
00:18:53,830 --> 00:18:55,132
$ 200,000!

270
00:18:55,332 --> 00:18:58,536
I gave you the suitcase and left.
We should meet.

271
00:18:58,736 --> 00:19:01,806
But you never showed up!
Where is the suitcase?

272
00:19:02,139 --> 00:19:03,806
- I don't know.
- You don't know?

273
00:19:14,750 --> 00:19:17,453
- Where is the suitcase?
- It's in my car.

274
00:19:17,653 --> 00:19:21,190
Then take it. Hurry up.
Or you will be able to sing soprano.

275
00:19:33,135 --> 00:19:36,172
man. Dude, man!

276
00:19:36,639 --> 00:19:38,107
- We have to go.
- Are you crazy?

277
00:19:38,341 --> 00:19:40,243
I'm with striptease dancers.

278
00:19:40,444 --> 00:19:42,679
Seriously, man, this is an emergency.

279
00:19:42,879 --> 00:19:44,081
So this, bro.

280
00:19:44,281 --> 00:19:46,984
This is an emergency striptease dancer.

281
00:19:47,952 --> 00:19:50,354
- Goodbye!
- Bye, Chester!

282
00:19:50,552 --> 00:19:52,054
I love you!

283
00:19:53,422 --> 00:19:57,293
We should meet him with the
case, but we don't show up.

284
00:19:57,694 --> 00:20:00,664
Sounds like us.
Did we waste last night?

285
00:20:00,864 --> 00:20:04,166
I touch hoo-hoo Christie,
we are in debt of $ 200,000...

286
00:20:04,367 --> 00:20:07,537
... which belongs to the
transsexual striptease dancer, and my car is gone.

287
00:20:07,970 --> 00:20:11,941
- I want to say we are very unlucky.
- We have to find your car.

288
00:20:12,175 --> 00:20:16,077
Okay, let's see. The last place we remembered last night was...

289
00:20:16,277 --> 00:20:20,382
Twins. But we can't come
without gifts for celebrations.

290
00:20:20,583 --> 00:20:23,552
I know! We will give them something small now.

291
00:20:23,753 --> 00:20:28,091
When we find the car, we will give them the real prize. That's 1 dollar...

292
00:20:28,458 --> 00:20:29,760
... 39.

293
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:32,462
- I don't know.
- Trust me.

294
00:20:32,696 --> 00:20:35,165
- That would be really cool. Let's go.
- Well.

295
00:20:39,735 --> 00:20:41,570
We are very unlucky.

296
00:20:42,105 --> 00:20:43,807
I understand that.

297
00:21:04,526 --> 00:21:07,762
- We've been clean all day.
- What are you guys saying

298
00:21:07,963 --> 00:21:10,132
Congratulations.

299
00:21:16,072 --> 00:21:19,176
We eat dark.
We know you don't like it.

300
00:21:19,542 --> 00:21:21,845
The only dark thing we like.

301
00:21:22,979 --> 00:21:24,415
Oh, yeah.

302
00:21:25,282 --> 00:21:29,284
But you can use that box to save...

303
00:21:30,486 --> 00:21:32,222
You saved...

304
00:21:33,490 --> 00:21:34,891
... ribbon.

305
00:21:36,893 --> 00:21:39,794
- You forget our celebration.
- No, of course not.

306
00:21:39,995 --> 00:21:43,432
No, we have a good gift for you.
We are having a problem with the car.

307
00:21:43,666 --> 00:21:45,735
We come here as soon as possible...

308
00:21:45,935 --> 00:21:47,837
... to help you clean, but...

309
00:21:48,270 --> 00:21:49,238
Oh, no.

310
00:21:50,738 --> 00:21:52,874
It looks like you guys are done.

311
00:21:53,074 --> 00:21:55,210
All we have to do
is get the garbage out.

312
00:21:55,410 --> 00:21:57,546
Guess they haven't come out yet.

313
00:21:57,913 --> 00:22:00,082
Do you know?
We will remove the trash.

314
00:22:00,315 --> 00:22:02,284
You two go and take a hot shower.

315
00:22:02,585 --> 00:22:05,354
Yeah. You deserve that
after all this hard work.

316
00:22:05,554 --> 00:22:06,823
Pamper yourself.

317
00:22:07,056 --> 00:22:09,393
- Only...
- Don't make a mess.

318
00:22:14,164 --> 00:22:16,431
Slow and sure, good friend.

319
00:22:16,632 --> 00:22:17,800
10-4.

320
00:22:18,267 --> 00:22:19,802
- You're tilting.
- Sorry.

321
00:22:20,036 --> 00:22:22,806
- Why are you tilting?
- You give me the heavy part.

322
00:22:29,144 --> 00:22:31,346
- Leave it, man.
- No, we can take it.

323
00:22:31,546 --> 00:22:33,849
No. Let it go.

324
00:22:34,183 --> 00:22:36,152
We won't leave that.

325
00:22:37,386 --> 00:22:38,354
Good.

326
00:22:39,020 --> 00:22:41,255
- I'll take my shoes off.
- Well.

327
00:22:45,227 --> 00:22:46,661
Beware. Stop pushing!

328
00:22:46,862 --> 00:22:49,198
Watch out! Watch Out. Watch Out.

329
00:22:52,835 --> 00:22:55,739
- Are we okay? Are we ok?
- We're still fine.

330
00:23:04,513 --> 00:23:07,116
Now, take off your shoes,
and you take it.

331
00:23:09,385 --> 00:23:12,755
- OK.
- Get it. There he is, there he is.

332
00:23:13,356 --> 00:23:14,591
I got it!

333
00:23:16,658 --> 00:23:18,093
Oh, my God!

334
00:23:24,767 --> 00:23:26,469
You can't do something right.

335
00:23:26,669 --> 00:23:28,869
Why do you always mess things up?

336
00:23:42,085 --> 00:23:45,688
- I have 3 words: anger management.
- Yeah!

337
00:23:45,888 --> 00:23:48,692
Dude, we really have to find your car.

338
00:23:55,932 --> 00:23:58,568
Sorry to pull you like that on the street.

339
00:23:58,768 --> 00:24:01,638
- We really have to talk to you.
- Who are you?

340
00:24:01,838 --> 00:24:05,940
My name is Zarnoff. This is Zabu,
Zellner, Zilbor, Zelmina...

341
00:24:06,174 --> 00:24:07,676
- and Jeff.
- Hey.

342
00:24:09,845 --> 00:24:13,682
More specifically, we are recipients of instructions...

343
00:24:13,883 --> 00:24:18,419
... from E.T. (alien) about the outer space.

344
00:24:20,388 --> 00:24:21,589
Please and laugh.

345
00:24:21,790 --> 00:24:23,825
We are used to being toyed with.

346
00:24:24,459 --> 00:24:25,861
Good.

347
00:24:26,194 --> 00:24:29,465
We have been sent by
our leader who is wise and strong...

348
00:24:29,665 --> 00:24:30,666
... Zoltan...

349
00:24:30,900 --> 00:24:34,504
... to find you and fix the
continuum transfunctioner.

350
00:24:34,838 --> 00:24:37,808
Hey, have you been to Uranus?

351
00:24:38,008 --> 00:24:40,575
That should be fun this year.

352
00:24:40,776 --> 00:24:43,979
This is important. We were intercepted
an interstellar message...

353
00:24:44,179 --> 00:24:46,548
... which brings us to believe that
last night...

354
00:24:46,748 --> 00:24:50,086
... you have a transfunctioner continuum.

355
00:24:50,287 --> 00:24:51,352
Where is it now?

356
00:24:51,619 --> 00:24:54,122
- What?
- Continuum transfunctioner...

357
00:24:54,355 --> 00:24:56,825
... very mysterious and very great.

358
00:24:57,025 --> 00:24:58,994
- And?
- And that mystery...

359
00:24:59,428 --> 00:25:01,731
... exceeded only by that power.

360
00:25:01,964 --> 00:25:04,665
Sorry, we don't remember about last night.

361
00:25:04,865 --> 00:25:06,133
You have to be careful.

362
00:25:06,333 --> 00:25:10,138
The danger is to follow the continuum
transfunctioner. So say...

363
00:25:10,338 --> 00:25:12,774
- Zoltan.
- Zoltan.

364
00:25:13,541 --> 00:25:15,010
I'll tell you.

365
00:25:15,210 --> 00:25:19,014
We will continue to monitor continuously
for trans-ding-a-ling...

366
00:25:19,215 --> 00:25:21,450
... and if we see that,
we will contact you.

367
00:25:21,650 --> 00:25:22,886
Yes. You must.

368
00:25:23,086 --> 00:25:25,388
But remember,
you're in great danger.

369
00:25:25,588 --> 00:25:26,823
Don't trust anyone.

370
00:25:27,124 --> 00:25:28,289
Except us.

371
00:25:28,490 --> 00:25:30,092
Thank you, Jeff. Good point.

372
00:25:30,292 --> 00:25:32,494
Don't trust anyone, except us.

373
00:25:32,828 --> 00:25:34,196
Zoltan.

374
00:25:41,502 --> 00:25:44,539
Wait a minute. Let's repeat.
Last night, we lost my car...

375
00:25:44,740 --> 00:25:47,542
... we receive stolen money
from a transvestite striptease dancer...

376
00:25:47,742 --> 00:25:51,946
... and now some space book nerds
want us to find something we cannot say.

377
00:25:52,346 --> 00:25:54,715
Maybe we should cut back shibbying.

378
00:25:57,786 --> 00:25:59,487
- Thank you, man.
- Oh good!

379
00:25:59,754 --> 00:26:02,991
You're on time.
You have a special suit.

380
00:26:03,625 --> 00:26:07,763
Mr. Lee, tailor, made a special suit for you. Come on

381
00:26:14,404 --> 00:26:18,406
- Dude, you have a tattoo!
- What?

382
00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:21,110
- You too, man.
- Not.

383
00:26:22,845 --> 00:26:25,114
- Dude, what are the words in my tattoo?
- "Sweet"!

384
00:26:25,314 --> 00:26:27,648
- How about me?
- "Dude." What is mine

385
00:26:27,848 --> 00:26:28,949
"Sweet."

386
00:26:29,150 --> 00:26:30,418
- How is mine?
- "Dude."

387
00:26:30,651 --> 00:26:32,153
- What is mine?
- "Sweet"!

388
00:26:32,387 --> 00:26:34,356
- How about mine?
- "Dude." And I?

389
00:26:34,589 --> 00:26:36,358
"Sweet." What about me?

390
00:26:36,558 --> 00:26:38,026
"Dude." What is mine

391
00:26:38,260 --> 00:26:40,127
"Sweet"! How is mine

392
00:26:40,361 --> 00:26:42,229
"Dude." What is mine

393
00:26:42,429 --> 00:26:45,132
"Sweet"! How is mine

394
00:26:45,533 --> 00:26:48,302
"Dude"! What is mine

395
00:26:48,503 --> 00:26:50,104
"Sweet"!

396
00:26:51,372 --> 00:26:52,908
Stupid!

397
00:26:55,111 --> 00:26:58,047
The word on your tattoo is "man,"
the word in your tattoo is "sweet."

398
00:26:58,748 --> 00:27:00,016
Understand?

399
00:27:02,619 --> 00:27:04,352
Sorry.

400
00:27:04,552 --> 00:27:06,254
- Hey.
- Hey.

401
00:27:06,721 --> 00:27:08,490
- Sorry.
- Sorry.

402
00:27:15,665 --> 00:27:18,633
- Shibby.
- Very awesome, very awesome.

403
00:27:18,866 --> 00:27:21,836
You two are number one, special guy
who looks good.

404
00:27:22,036 --> 00:27:24,506
- Did we get this last night?
- You're sweet...

405
00:27:26,708 --> 00:27:28,909
- How much is this?
- You paid for it.

406
00:27:29,142 --> 00:27:33,380
I only made a few small changes.
Add the secret pocket that you ordered.

407
00:27:33,748 --> 00:27:36,217
We may get continual trans-sphincter.

408
00:27:36,418 --> 00:27:37,552
What...?

409
00:27:38,086 --> 00:27:39,520
Oh, man!

410
00:27:43,592 --> 00:27:45,194
man!

411
00:27:53,067 --> 00:27:54,603
Sweet!

412
00:28:10,885 --> 00:28:11,887
Cool!

413
00:28:12,120 --> 00:28:15,257
- How do we pay for this setting?
- Oh, you pay cash.

414
00:28:15,457 --> 00:28:19,226
New money,
new one hundred dollar bill.

415
00:28:20,026 --> 00:28:22,530
Hey, do you see what we drive?

416
00:28:22,930 --> 00:28:24,765
me? No, I don't see the car.

417
00:28:31,573 --> 00:28:32,841
Hello?

418
00:28:34,510 --> 00:28:36,479
Dude, we buy cellular phones.

419
00:28:39,048 --> 00:28:41,015
That's not all we buy, man.

420
00:29:28,863 --> 00:29:30,365
Shibby!

421
00:30:47,441 --> 00:30:51,879
Dude, I sure can believe
we hired a car last night. God!

422
00:30:52,079 --> 00:30:54,715
- But who is Johnny Potsmoker?
- That's my other ego.

423
00:30:54,916 --> 00:30:56,651
I think that's my other ego.

424
00:30:56,852 --> 00:30:59,121
No, that's my other ego.

425
00:30:59,321 --> 00:31:02,258
- Your other ego is Smokey McPot.
- Oh, yeah.

426
00:31:03,926 --> 00:31:05,893
You will never know that.

427
00:31:06,794 --> 00:31:07,895
Good, man.

428
00:31:08,096 --> 00:31:10,431
That's it. Break time is over.

429
00:31:11,032 --> 00:31:12,333
Time to find my car.

430
00:31:12,700 --> 00:31:14,803
This is impossible.

431
00:31:15,337 --> 00:31:17,270
Are you Jesse and Chester?

432
00:31:20,274 --> 00:31:22,009
Are you Jesse and Chester?

433
00:31:23,344 --> 00:31:25,179
I don't know. Why?

434
00:31:25,379 --> 00:31:27,348
If you are Jesse and Chester...

435
00:31:27,582 --> 00:31:30,050
... maybe we will give
erotic pleasure.

436
00:31:30,517 --> 00:31:31,818
- That's us.
- Here.

437
00:31:32,018 --> 00:31:34,855
We are looking for a transfunctioner continuum.

438
00:31:35,055 --> 00:31:39,393
- Who are you?
- We are not people. We're sexy girls.

439
00:31:39,894 --> 00:31:42,096
She's right.

440
00:31:42,297 --> 00:31:43,965
Continuum transfunctioner...

441
00:31:44,165 --> 00:31:46,234
... very mysterious
and super objects.

442
00:31:46,735 --> 00:31:48,437
- And?
- And that mystery...

443
00:31:48,637 --> 00:31:50,272
... only surpassed by that power.

444
00:31:50,572 --> 00:31:52,040
That doesn't help.

445
00:32:12,827 --> 00:32:16,996
We will give you pleasure, if you
give us the transfunctioner continuum.

446
00:32:17,229 --> 00:32:20,967
Let me straighten your offer.
First you give us...

447
00:32:21,201 --> 00:32:24,771
... the pleasure, then we give you the
continuum transfunctioner?

448
00:32:24,972 --> 00:32:28,175
No. First give us the
continuum transfunctioner...

449
00:32:28,375 --> 00:32:30,611
... then we give you the pleasure.

450
00:32:30,812 --> 00:32:32,814
I heard that before.

451
00:32:33,047 --> 00:32:34,683
Good, pay attention. How about this?

452
00:32:34,883 --> 00:32:37,285
You give me pleasure...

453
00:32:37,485 --> 00:32:40,423
... then we give you the
continuum transfunctioner.

454
00:32:40,623 --> 00:32:42,923
- If there is time, you do it yourself.
- Dude...

455
00:32:43,123 --> 00:32:44,558
- Agree.
- Sweet!

456
00:32:44,759 --> 00:32:46,393
- Wait a minute.
- Thank you.

457
00:32:46,594 --> 00:32:49,830
Come here. The space book nerdy
tells us not to trust anyone.

458
00:32:50,031 --> 00:32:54,601
Yeah, but,
they offer oral pleasure to us!

459
00:32:54,801 --> 00:32:56,203
What...?

460
00:32:57,070 --> 00:32:58,972
- OK.
- Well.

461
00:32:59,173 --> 00:33:01,342
Hey. Where did the sexy girls go?

462
00:33:03,878 --> 00:33:05,978
Where is my money, kid?

463
00:33:06,713 --> 00:33:09,149
We are just about to look for it.

464
00:33:10,350 --> 00:33:13,320
You chose a striptease dancer
transvestites who were wrong to screw up.

465
00:33:13,553 --> 00:33:15,422
You pinched me.

466
00:33:16,557 --> 00:33:19,727
Well, let's see what the police
say about this.

467
00:33:20,094 --> 00:33:22,397
- You were arrested.
- Arrested.

468
00:33:22,697 --> 00:33:26,234
- B-U-S-T, busted.
- This one.

469
00:33:27,035 --> 00:33:30,203
- This person.
- Chester! I see this at "COPS"!

470
00:33:30,404 --> 00:33:33,240
- Kick hard and reply!
- Bye-bye, kid.

471
00:33:33,907 --> 00:33:35,008
Turn on the siren.

472
00:33:37,011 --> 00:33:39,781
You're always into bullshit
"I don't remember".

473
00:33:40,015 --> 00:33:41,447
Yeah. We don't remember.

474
00:33:41,681 --> 00:33:43,817
Last night, your car
was known to leave...

475
00:33:44,017 --> 00:33:47,221
-... where there are large drug transactions.
- You found my car.

476
00:33:47,454 --> 00:33:50,858
You get more important things
for worrying now.

477
00:33:51,292 --> 00:33:54,427
Where are you between
midnight and 2 a.m. last night?

478
00:33:54,727 --> 00:33:58,565
I tell you, fine?
We don't remember anything.

479
00:33:58,765 --> 00:34:01,701
I see we have to do
the hard way.

480
00:34:03,470 --> 00:34:07,575
Where were you last night between
midnight and 2 a.m. ?

481
00:34:07,908 --> 00:34:09,810
We don't know.

482
00:34:19,386 --> 00:34:20,453
What...?

483
00:34:25,226 --> 00:34:27,562
- Now do you remember?
- Not.

484
00:34:38,038 --> 00:34:40,374
- How about now?
- Not.

485
00:34:50,016 --> 00:34:52,819
Hey, leave him alone!
He doesn't know anything!

486
00:34:53,754 --> 00:34:57,124
- Are you ready to talk now?
- Dude, we don't remember!

487
00:34:57,758 --> 00:35:00,962
Fine, this is the whip you want.

488
00:35:03,031 --> 00:35:05,066
Hey, it's a donut man.

489
00:35:06,166 --> 00:35:09,036
These two people were in the "Donut House" last night.

490
00:35:09,236 --> 00:35:12,839
We started talking and they bought
donuts for the entire police station.

491
00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:15,042
What time did it occur?

492
00:35:15,276 --> 00:35:18,244
Let's look. It should be between
midnight and 2 a.m. .

493
00:35:19,012 --> 00:35:20,246
Damn it!

494
00:35:20,614 --> 00:35:24,151
You're not the people we were looking for. Sorry.

495
00:35:30,756 --> 00:35:31,857
Wait there, bro.

496
00:35:33,025 --> 00:35:35,494
- Come on, Kojak.
- OK.

497
00:35:36,095 --> 00:35:38,098
I'm very sorry about all this.

498
00:35:38,331 --> 00:35:40,968
This seems to be an identity error.

499
00:35:41,168 --> 00:35:44,138
Actually, they are the real criminals there.

500
00:35:45,672 --> 00:35:46,840
One of our officers...

501
00:35:47,041 --> 00:35:50,912
-... made a wrong identification.
- Yeah, that is me.

502
00:35:51,112 --> 00:35:52,714
Sorry about that, friends.

503
00:35:52,914 --> 00:35:55,348
Rick will tell you exactly
where your car is.

504
00:35:57,317 --> 00:35:59,353
- We find the car.
- We find the car.

505
00:35:59,586 --> 00:36:01,322
We find the car!

506
00:36:01,522 --> 00:36:03,624
- Yeah, we found the car.
- Find my car.

507
00:36:03,858 --> 00:36:08,127
Now we get the gift, go to the house
The twins, and get our special treatment.

508
00:36:08,327 --> 00:36:09,762
Sweet!

509
00:36:09,996 --> 00:36:12,666
Give us the key
and we will get out of here.

510
00:36:12,866 --> 00:36:14,334
You got it.

511
00:36:16,937 --> 00:36:19,405
Oh, kid. Oh, kid.

512
00:36:19,605 --> 00:36:21,007
What's the matter, Rick?

513
00:36:21,307 --> 00:36:23,008
Nothing, I'm just... kid.

514
00:36:23,208 --> 00:36:24,877
Good. Jeez.

515
00:36:26,613 --> 00:36:30,316
Did you say you want your car back, or do you want it to be confiscated?

516
00:36:30,751 --> 00:36:33,654
We want the car back, please.

517
00:36:33,854 --> 00:36:37,358
Oh, I see. It's funny,
because what happens is...

518
00:36:37,592 --> 00:36:41,494
... I accidentally sent your car
to confiscation.

519
00:36:41,694 --> 00:36:43,129
- Rick.
- I know.

520
00:36:43,330 --> 00:36:45,665
I can definitely tell you this.
You guys...

521
00:36:45,865 --> 00:36:48,068
... can get your car back in a few days.

522
00:36:48,268 --> 00:36:51,672
We don't have a few days, Rick.
We want the car back now.

523
00:36:52,673 --> 00:36:57,143
Say, how about the treat?
There is Bavarian cream.

524
00:36:59,879 --> 00:37:01,881
- Yeah.
- That's good.

525
00:37:02,115 --> 00:37:04,918
- That's good.
- It was great. I have a lot.

526
00:37:05,118 --> 00:37:07,085
- Do you know? Forget it.
- Well.

527
00:37:07,319 --> 00:37:09,722
- Psych!
- Oh, jeez. You got me

528
00:37:09,922 --> 00:37:12,258
Hey, followers, who is the chairman? I.

529
00:37:12,758 --> 00:37:14,060
You're like a joke maker.

530
00:37:16,730 --> 00:37:17,697
One.

531
00:37:20,467 --> 00:37:23,237
- Damn it!
- Did you see Jesse and Chester?

532
00:37:23,437 --> 00:37:26,340
- What?
- We are looking for Jesse and Chester.

533
00:37:26,774 --> 00:37:28,510
I don't know where they are...

534
00:37:28,710 --> 00:37:30,910
... but I bet delinquents
there know.

535
00:37:31,711 --> 00:37:35,415
Then, remember?
I said, "See you later, man."

536
00:37:38,318 --> 00:37:41,754
- Why am I with a fucking person?
- They are good people...

537
00:37:41,954 --> 00:37:43,422
... not like someone I know.

538
00:37:43,655 --> 00:37:46,625
Maybe it's time for me to find someone
with a sensitive side.

539
00:37:46,926 --> 00:37:49,195
Someone who values me
as a human.

540
00:37:49,395 --> 00:37:51,798
Maybe someone like Jesse or Chester.

541
00:37:55,500 --> 00:37:58,604
OK, listen.
We will find Jesse and Chester.

542
00:37:58,804 --> 00:38:01,808
And when we succeed, the time is "stoner-bashing"!

543
00:38:02,041 --> 00:38:04,911
- Do you know Jesse and Chester?
- Who are you?

544
00:38:05,111 --> 00:38:08,315
- We're sexy girls.
- Yes, you are.

545
00:38:08,515 --> 00:38:11,451
We believe they have an
continuum transfunctioner.

546
00:38:11,785 --> 00:38:15,623
However, if you bring a continuum
transfunctioner from them...

547
00:38:15,823 --> 00:38:18,791
... and bring it to us,
we will give you erotic pleasure.

548
00:38:19,024 --> 00:38:20,794
You have your own agreement.

549
00:38:21,194 --> 00:38:23,330
Good friends.
Good, friends, new plans.

550
00:38:23,530 --> 00:38:27,401
First, we look for those fools,
get the continuunction transfunctioner...

551
00:38:27,601 --> 00:38:30,636
-... then, it's time to "jerk-bashing".
- Yeah!

552
00:38:31,103 --> 00:38:32,571
Oh, yeah.

553
00:38:32,805 --> 00:38:34,974
I just remembered where
you might be able to find them.

554
00:38:37,043 --> 00:38:38,010
Send the sexy girl to meet the twins.

555
00:38:38,444 --> 00:38:40,814
It will attract those people
into hot water.

556
00:38:43,548 --> 00:38:46,418
Try that again. Well?
Just take it out of the park.

557
00:38:46,618 --> 00:38:48,186
All right, give it a shot.

558
00:38:49,188 --> 00:38:50,623
Fine, you almost succeeded.

559
00:38:50,823 --> 00:38:54,627
Now concentrate,
swing as hard as you can...

560
00:38:54,827 --> 00:38:56,796
... and focus on the ball.
Well?

561
00:38:57,030 --> 00:38:59,299
All right, little friend,
you can do that!

562
00:39:03,838 --> 00:39:06,539
I succeeded! I did it!
I hit it! I did it!

563
00:39:10,910 --> 00:39:13,947
- Do you know Jesse and Chester?
- Sorry?

564
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:17,651
- We are looking for Jesse and Chester.
- Who are you?

565
00:39:17,983 --> 00:39:20,352
We're sexy girls with big breasts.

566
00:39:20,753 --> 00:39:22,121
Really?

567
00:39:23,389 --> 00:39:26,025
Can I touch your face?
This is the only way I can see...

568
00:39:26,225 --> 00:39:28,795
-... with whom I speak.
- Well.

569
00:39:30,528 --> 00:39:33,865
Wow! You are sexy.

570
00:39:41,373 --> 00:39:43,376
Is this normal?

571
00:39:43,776 --> 00:39:46,913
Oh, yeah. This is the way how
blind people shake hands.

572
00:39:47,447 --> 00:39:49,249
- Sammy, you're next.
- Good...

573
00:39:49,449 --> 00:39:51,785
- Come on.
- What...? Sis!

574
00:39:52,319 --> 00:39:55,621
Excuse me, a little help.
Wanda. Wilma.

575
00:39:55,821 --> 00:39:58,591
- Anthony?
- Anthony, what's wrong?

576
00:39:58,791 --> 00:40:01,495
None. I just read.

577
00:40:02,362 --> 00:40:04,331
Bye, girls, I have to be alone now.

578
00:40:04,531 --> 00:40:07,766
- We are looking for Jesse and Chester.
- Who are you?

579
00:40:07,966 --> 00:40:10,235
We are not human. We are sexy girls.

580
00:40:10,903 --> 00:40:13,772
We should meet them later,
but we can't wait.

581
00:40:14,340 --> 00:40:17,711
- We don't know where they are.
- And unfortunately, we don't care.

582
00:40:22,714 --> 00:40:26,118
- Dude, let's contact Nelson.
- Yeah. See if he is at home.

583
00:40:30,089 --> 00:40:31,991
- Hello?
- Hey, Nelson, this is Chester.

584
00:40:32,291 --> 00:40:34,594
Hey, Chester! No, this is me, Tommy.

585
00:40:35,161 --> 00:40:37,297
Your friend Nelson is busy.

586
00:40:37,865 --> 00:40:40,000
This is bad karma, friends.

587
00:40:40,867 --> 00:40:43,769
Hey, tell me where the transfunctioner
continuum is.

588
00:40:45,003 --> 00:40:46,405
No, English.

589
00:40:46,605 --> 00:40:49,876
Your friend's meat is rotten except
I got the transfunctioner continuum.

590
00:40:51,344 --> 00:40:53,146
Damn it! Take your pipe!

591
00:40:55,079 --> 00:40:57,282
- My ball!
- What is that?

592
00:40:57,482 --> 00:41:01,587
Tommy gets Nelson! He knows about the
continuum transfunctioner.

593
00:41:01,787 --> 00:41:05,291
Those hot girls!

594
00:41:07,592 --> 00:41:12,197
I'm tired of hearing about the transfunctioner
continuum.

595
00:41:12,397 --> 00:41:16,334
- If there is one more person asking...
- Did you get the transfunctioner continuum?

596
00:41:16,669 --> 00:41:18,137
Who are you?

597
00:41:18,337 --> 00:41:21,574
We're transfunctioner continuum guards.

598
00:41:22,174 --> 00:41:25,612
This is all that stands between
the universe and destruction.

599
00:41:25,812 --> 00:41:27,948
This is a mysterious and super tool.

600
00:41:28,148 --> 00:41:31,049
And the mystery can only be
surpassed by that power.

601
00:41:31,249 --> 00:41:32,685
- We know.
- We don't have that.

602
00:41:32,885 --> 00:41:33,852
But the universe?

603
00:41:34,086 --> 00:41:36,188
Disrupting the universe.

604
00:41:42,294 --> 00:41:44,062
Disrupting the universe?

605
00:41:57,074 --> 00:41:59,911
Chimps often use sticks
as a simple tool.

606
00:42:00,111 --> 00:42:02,380
That's one of the smart primates.

607
00:42:06,219 --> 00:42:08,187
- Hey.
- Hey.

608
00:42:08,420 --> 00:42:09,756
What are you doing here?

609
00:42:09,956 --> 00:42:13,326
We only want to see
how the problem is the car.

610
00:42:13,627 --> 00:42:17,230
Oh, that car. It's still in the workshop.

611
00:42:17,464 --> 00:42:18,430
Really?

612
00:42:18,664 --> 00:42:21,534
Workshop that is run by a beautiful girl
in after black?

613
00:42:21,734 --> 00:42:23,869
Where did you date him before?

614
00:42:24,069 --> 00:42:27,440
- Well, you see, Jesse thought...
- Today is our celebration.

615
00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:30,541
- Not only you don't give presents.
- But you got rid of us...

616
00:42:30,742 --> 00:42:32,210
... for some big breasts...

617
00:42:32,443 --> 00:42:35,380


618
00:42:35,580 --> 00:42:36,815


619
00:42:37,015 --> 00:42:38,784


620
00:42:38,984 --> 00:42:43,020


621
00:42:45,723 --> 00:42:48,493


622
00:42:57,870 --> 00:42:59,805


623
00:43:00,005 --> 00:43:02,142


624
00:43:03,543 --> 00:43:06,544


625
00:43:06,778 --> 00:43:09,815


626
00:43:10,415 --> 00:43:12,151


627
00:43:19,324 --> 00:43:22,827


628
00:43:23,395 --> 00:43:25,264


629
00:43:25,697 --> 00:43:28,367


630
00:43:29,201 --> 00:43:30,536
This is love.

631
00:43:32,570 --> 00:43:34,472
- What is that?
- Yeah.

632
00:43:34,672 --> 00:43:37,809
I fell in love with Wanda.
And you fell in love with Wilma.

633
00:43:38,743 --> 00:43:40,312
But look, now we know...

634
00:43:40,545 --> 00:43:43,482
... that we become poor girlfriends,
we can change it.

635
00:43:43,682 --> 00:43:46,485
- Can we?
- Yeah. And you know?

636
00:43:46,685 --> 00:43:50,323
I'll bet we bought them
a very cool celebration present.

637
00:43:50,523 --> 00:43:52,659
Do you know why? Because we love them.

638
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:54,826
Is it wrapped in cool paper?

639
00:43:55,093 --> 00:43:57,362
Yeah. I will tell you what we will do.

640
00:43:57,729 --> 00:44:01,233
We will go to the confiscation site,
get the car, where there is a prize in it...

641
00:44:01,467 --> 00:44:05,205
... and then go home in twins,
and ask them to come back to us!

642
00:44:05,772 --> 00:44:07,672
Yeah! Let's do it.

643
00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:11,876
No, wait.
I have to take nonsense.

644
00:44:12,143 --> 00:44:13,378
- Tell you.
- I know.

645
00:44:13,578 --> 00:44:14,546
I know your body.

646
00:44:26,390 --> 00:44:30,295
Friends, I have good news.
We just got your car this morning.

647
00:44:30,696 --> 00:44:32,030
Alright!

648
00:44:32,230 --> 00:44:33,799
But the bad news...

649
00:44:34,033 --> 00:44:37,269
... Boyer officers don't just send your car to confiscation...

650
00:44:37,470 --> 00:44:40,740
... he registered it for auction
and it was sold this afternoon.

651
00:44:41,107 --> 00:44:42,075
Rick.

652
00:44:43,174 --> 00:44:47,145
- Do you know who bought the car?
- I have the address here.

653
00:44:47,379 --> 00:44:49,047
Alright.

654
00:44:49,248 --> 00:44:51,683
But it will fight regulation...

655
00:44:51,884 --> 00:44:55,420
... 457XY2-665 give it to you.

656
00:44:55,686 --> 00:44:57,088
Come on. Only...

657
00:44:58,723 --> 00:45:01,559
Towards this side of this
counter is not allowed.

658
00:45:01,827 --> 00:45:05,464
The last person who tried it ended
with 3 broken fingers.

659
00:45:08,933 --> 00:45:11,502
- Take it.
- You can take it!

660
00:45:11,702 --> 00:45:14,138
No, I can...
one of these has carpal copy.

661
00:45:14,338 --> 00:45:16,942
What if I hurt myself?

662
00:45:18,576 --> 00:45:19,878
I have to do everything.

663
00:45:20,078 --> 00:45:23,515
I'm looking for a better one.
My vision is better. You know that.

664
00:45:26,118 --> 00:45:27,520
That's it, that's it.

665
00:45:29,889 --> 00:45:32,590
- Understood!
- We can, we can.

666
00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:36,929
- What are you doing?
- Dude, I'm stuck!

667
00:45:38,330 --> 00:45:41,067
- Come on. I'm stuck.
- Are you seriously stuck?

668
00:45:43,367 --> 00:45:44,402
No!

669
00:45:45,803 --> 00:45:47,305
Dude, he is coming! Please!

670
00:45:48,173 --> 00:45:49,707
I understand!

671
00:45:57,214 --> 00:45:59,216
Wait, wait. I have to get...

672
00:45:59,450 --> 00:46:01,018
Good, fine.

673
00:46:03,588 --> 00:46:05,090
- I succeeded, I succeeded.
- Help me!

674
00:46:05,323 --> 00:46:07,759
We will spit on that.
You know, lubrication.

675
00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:09,795
- It's disgusting, man!
- Fine.

676
00:46:10,796 --> 00:46:13,131
- He came.
- Saliva! Saliva!

677
00:46:15,368 --> 00:46:19,072
Good news. I talked to my supervisor
and he said I could give you...

678
00:46:19,270 --> 00:46:21,873
-... the address after all.
- It was great.

679
00:46:23,207 --> 00:46:25,144
But the bad news...

680
00:46:25,977 --> 00:46:28,981
... I have to confiscate your pinky.

681
00:46:45,028 --> 00:46:48,398
- Alright, next stop, find my car.
- Good.

682
00:46:48,598 --> 00:46:52,003
Hey, pay attention.
Gay Nordic in the direction of 3:00.

683
00:46:59,645 --> 00:47:02,447
Wait. I have an idea.

684
00:47:02,648 --> 00:47:05,184
We just asked for the
continuum transfunctioner?

685
00:47:05,418 --> 00:47:08,553
- Yeah. That is easy.
- Thank you very much both of you.

686
00:47:08,753 --> 00:47:12,423
- Hey, don't think about it.
- See you in the galaxy, man.

687
00:47:16,194 --> 00:47:17,530
Time to find your car.

688
00:47:32,843 --> 00:47:34,912
The space nerds are back, man.

689
00:47:39,383 --> 00:47:41,753
Dude, don't worry about them.

690
00:47:41,953 --> 00:47:44,222
Yeah, they're really harmless.

691
00:48:03,475 --> 00:48:05,911
Now can I have an
continuum transfunctioner?

692
00:48:06,946 --> 00:48:08,245
No, not enough.

693
00:48:08,612 --> 00:48:13,151
Will you give it to me when I continue giving you service?

694
00:48:14,452 --> 00:48:15,486
Good.

695
00:48:17,255 --> 00:48:19,522
- Wake up, man.
- Oral services?

696
00:48:19,956 --> 00:48:20,991
What?

697
00:48:22,592 --> 00:48:23,660
None.

698
00:48:25,229 --> 00:48:27,531
Dress up.
We will go to the big house.

699
00:48:31,903 --> 00:48:33,038
Good clothes.

700
00:48:33,238 --> 00:48:36,241
This is not clothes.
It's an interstellar costume.

701
00:48:36,475 --> 00:48:39,645
- Hey. Good interstellar costume.
- Yeah.

702
00:48:48,085 --> 00:48:50,054
Wow! A great place.

703
00:48:50,254 --> 00:48:51,890
That's where Zoltan is...?

704
00:48:52,591 --> 00:48:54,760
- Is that where Zoltan lives?
- Not.

705
00:48:55,093 --> 00:48:56,893
This is the home of his parents.

706
00:48:57,093 --> 00:48:58,662
We will go there.

707
00:49:00,564 --> 00:49:02,400
- A barn?
- Is that red?

708
00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:04,969
- No.
- It's not a barn!

709
00:49:11,507 --> 00:49:14,812
- This is sad.
- It's like a video clip of country music.

710
00:49:15,279 --> 00:49:18,983
Alright, it's arrived.
You are there. You, over there.

711
00:49:19,183 --> 00:49:20,985
Don't mess up.

712
00:49:22,020 --> 00:49:24,222
Okay, which do you remember?

713
00:49:36,567 --> 00:49:38,903
- This, let me show you.
- I'll do it.

714
00:49:39,103 --> 00:49:40,972
- That's it.
- Hey, take it...

715
00:49:43,475 --> 00:49:44,675
The key.

716
00:49:46,877 --> 00:49:51,549
Take the fire extinguisher
and hit the person's head.

717
00:49:54,753 --> 00:49:56,585
Do you want the fire extinguisher?

718
00:50:07,331 --> 00:50:09,801
- Enough!
- No, no, that one.

719
00:50:10,001 --> 00:50:11,336
Stupid!

720
00:50:28,486 --> 00:50:30,121
cool.

721
00:50:30,322 --> 00:50:31,289
What, are you deaf?

722
00:50:31,523 --> 00:50:33,423
Hey, you don't mention the meaning.

723
00:50:33,623 --> 00:50:35,525
How do we get out of here?

724
00:50:53,878 --> 00:50:57,315
Attention, please.
Our imperial commander, Zoltan...

725
00:50:57,548 --> 00:51:00,518
... request your presence
in the workspace...

726
00:51:00,718 --> 00:51:03,755
... for level 7 meetings. Change.

727
00:51:24,941 --> 00:51:26,910
This is now my honor...

728
00:51:27,110 --> 00:51:32,048
... to offer you
our leaders who are wise and strong...

729
00:51:32,882 --> 00:51:35,385
-... Zoltan.
- Zoltan.

730
00:51:35,618 --> 00:51:36,953
Zoltan.

731
00:51:50,001 --> 00:51:52,036
The time has come, friends.

732
00:51:58,942 --> 00:52:01,211
We will finally fulfill...

733
00:52:01,412 --> 00:52:04,148
... our space travel

734
00:52:04,348 --> 00:52:05,617
Zoltan.

735
00:52:05,817 --> 00:52:08,451
They laugh at us when we say that aliens exist.

736
00:52:08,651 --> 00:52:11,355
They mock us when we wear this little bubble costume.

737
00:52:11,555 --> 00:52:13,957
But who is laughing now, huh?

738
00:52:17,561 --> 00:52:19,564
I tell you who is laughing now.
is us!

739
00:52:19,797 --> 00:52:20,862
Zoltan.

740
00:52:21,096 --> 00:52:24,367
Soon we will leave this weak planet...

741
00:52:24,667 --> 00:52:27,370
... and fly through space...

742
00:52:27,571 --> 00:52:30,640
... with cool aliens like us.

743
00:52:30,874 --> 00:52:34,679
That will be awesome!

744
00:52:34,879 --> 00:52:36,180
Zoltan!

745
00:52:40,952 --> 00:52:44,222
That's them! They hit us
and stole our space costumes!

746
00:52:44,988 --> 00:52:46,990
- No, we don't do it.
- Yeah, you did it!

747
00:52:47,324 --> 00:52:48,792
- No, we don't do it.
- Yes, you do it!

748
00:52:49,026 --> 00:52:50,828
- No, we don't do it.
- Yes, you do it!

749
00:52:51,028 --> 00:52:54,465
Hey, who will you trust,
us or them?

750
00:52:58,067 --> 00:53:00,904
So you're Jesse and Chester.

751
00:53:02,339 --> 00:53:04,975
I've been waiting for
to meet you...

752
00:53:05,175 --> 00:53:07,378
... however, sorry
must be like this.

753
00:53:08,810 --> 00:53:09,912
- Chester!
- Jesse!

754
00:53:10,212 --> 00:53:11,881
- Wanda.
- Wilma!

755
00:53:12,315 --> 00:53:14,550
Usually, we don't use violent ways...

756
00:53:14,751 --> 00:53:17,921
... but we deal with the
continuum transfunctioner.

757
00:53:18,822 --> 00:53:22,259
If you don't deliver it to us,
your girlfriend is only history.

758
00:53:23,895 --> 00:53:26,297
Don't worry, you guys.
We will save you.

759
00:53:26,497 --> 00:53:28,299
Yeah, you can depend on us.

760
00:53:29,601 --> 00:53:31,035
Enough.

761
00:53:31,336 --> 00:53:36,206
Go now, and bring us the
continuum transfunctioner.

762
00:53:37,574 --> 00:53:40,844
And be careful on the way out.
My parents set a trap.

763
00:53:51,555 --> 00:53:52,856
Then tell us where...

764
00:53:53,057 --> 00:53:56,093
-... the continuum transfunctioner.
- Then?

765
00:53:56,427 --> 00:53:59,494
- Then we will go get it.
- Then?

766
00:54:03,033 --> 00:54:05,502
Can I order
shrimp fried rice?

767
00:54:10,441 --> 00:54:12,977
- I don't see the car.
- It's better to be there.

768
00:54:13,211 --> 00:54:14,845
I almost lost my "pinky" for that.

769
00:54:16,347 --> 00:54:20,185
Oh, man, I feel something
very Canadian people about this place.

770
00:54:26,623 --> 00:54:28,158
Plan B.

771
00:54:31,696 --> 00:54:32,995
Alright.

772
00:54:33,729 --> 00:54:34,997
Are you ready?

773
00:54:35,197 --> 00:54:36,900
Let's do this.

774
00:54:37,300 --> 00:54:40,871
1, 2, 3.

775
00:54:47,042 --> 00:54:48,110
I'm fine.
You are okay?

776
00:54:50,379 --> 00:54:51,480
Shibby.

777
00:55:26,916 --> 00:55:30,153
Dude, it's an llama.

778
00:55:30,387 --> 00:55:33,555
It's not a llama.
That's an ostrich.

779
00:55:33,756 --> 00:55:36,258
Good, good, good...

780
00:55:36,492 --> 00:55:38,761
... very slowly, let's spin...

781
00:55:39,695 --> 00:55:42,532
-... and on the other way.
- Well.

782
00:55:47,404 --> 00:55:48,572
New plan.

783
00:55:48,772 --> 00:55:53,311
We are spinning again, very slowly...

784
00:55:53,544 --> 00:55:56,946
-... and return to another path.
- Well.

785
00:56:03,820 --> 00:56:05,489
They are everywhere.

786
00:56:08,492 --> 00:56:09,491
What now?

787
00:56:10,058 --> 00:56:13,829
Hey, I saw this
about ostriches on the Animal Planet.

788
00:56:14,030 --> 00:56:15,932
- They are llamas, man.
- Not.

789
00:56:16,466 --> 00:56:20,604
All you have to do
is just stand...

790
00:56:20,804 --> 00:56:23,905
... finally,
they will get bored and leave.

791
00:56:28,844 --> 00:56:30,212
I think it works.

792
00:56:38,455 --> 00:56:40,257
Fools!

793
00:56:42,760 --> 00:56:43,995
Chester!

794
00:56:48,297 --> 00:56:49,999
Enter this car!

795
00:56:52,102 --> 00:56:53,370
Come on, come on!

796
00:56:55,539 --> 00:56:57,205
What is ostrich food?

797
00:56:57,406 --> 00:56:58,774
- Why?
- Well...

798
00:56:58,974 --> 00:57:00,943
... if they eat peanuts...

799
00:57:01,143 --> 00:57:03,780
... we can throw peanuts
and they will leave.

800
00:57:04,180 --> 00:57:08,084
- We don't have beans.
- Weak! We are stuck!

801
00:57:17,527 --> 00:57:19,495
They leave. It works.

802
00:57:19,728 --> 00:57:21,130
What works?

803
00:57:21,330 --> 00:57:22,899
Whatever you do!

804
00:57:39,916 --> 00:57:43,186
Now can I have an
continuum transfunctioner?

805
00:57:44,454 --> 00:57:45,920
Not yet possible.

806
00:57:46,355 --> 00:57:47,556
Please?

807
00:57:51,360 --> 00:57:52,695
A nightmare, huh?

808
00:57:52,896 --> 00:57:55,098
How are you? My name is Mark.

809
00:57:56,499 --> 00:57:59,601
- Where are we?
- You're in the detention room.

810
00:57:59,835 --> 00:58:03,038
This is where he likes to save
dark hunters of ostriches.

811
00:58:03,372 --> 00:58:05,741
- Poachers?
- Yeah, that's right.

812
00:58:05,942 --> 00:58:09,545
I've been in this cage for
3 years, 5 months and 17 days...

813
00:58:09,779 --> 00:58:11,314
... but who counts?

814
00:58:13,383 --> 00:58:14,351
How is my breath?

815
00:58:17,187 --> 00:58:18,355
That's bad, huh?

816
00:58:18,555 --> 00:58:22,090
Where are you guys from?
I'm from Connecticut. Hi. Mark.

817
00:58:22,391 --> 00:58:23,359
There we go.

818
00:58:24,393 --> 00:58:26,362
Chester! Take him out!

819
00:58:26,729 --> 00:58:28,030
Pierre!

820
00:58:29,632 --> 00:58:32,703
No, it doesn't look like that.
Maybe a little.

821
00:58:32,937 --> 00:58:34,903
- How do you sleep?
- Shut up!

822
00:58:35,270 --> 00:58:38,807
Good. Well, some people are sure
today is angry Gus.

823
00:58:41,477 --> 00:58:45,880
In France, when someone is caught
chasing an ostrich...

824
00:58:46,081 --> 00:58:50,852
... we shaved his head, and we made him
run in the field.

825
00:58:51,052 --> 00:58:52,721
Oh, God, that's the good part.

826
00:58:52,921 --> 00:58:55,124
When you see this...

827
00:58:57,159 --> 00:58:59,462
... you will never feel the same.

828
00:58:59,829 --> 00:59:02,699
- OK.
- Tell me about that. I became a model.

829
00:59:03,267 --> 00:59:05,602
Luck for you, I'm a respectable man.

830
00:59:06,003 --> 00:59:07,771
What is it? Sorry?

831
00:59:08,172 --> 00:59:10,439
I said, "I'm a respectable man."

832
00:59:10,706 --> 00:59:12,942
Sorry, I'm... "Honorgable"?

833
00:59:13,142 --> 00:59:14,777
- "Honorable (honorable)".
- "Honorgable."

834
00:59:14,977 --> 00:59:16,379
- "Honorable".
- "Honorgable."

835
00:59:16,579 --> 00:59:18,848
- What are you saying?
- "Honorable".

836
00:59:19,049 --> 00:59:21,251
I thought you were trying to say "honorable".

837
00:59:21,452 --> 00:59:24,186
- Shut up!
- Hey! I am sorry.

838
00:59:24,720 --> 00:59:28,223
Alright, here it is.
I will ask you something.

839
00:59:28,457 --> 00:59:30,960
If you answer correctly, I will free you.

840
00:59:31,527 --> 00:59:35,530
If you're wrong, yeah,
you will spend a lot of time...

841
00:59:35,763 --> 00:59:38,266
... with famous Mark.

842
00:59:39,701 --> 00:59:41,169
I can be very good.

843
00:59:41,637 --> 00:59:43,939
Alright. This is it.

844
00:59:44,340 --> 00:59:47,009
What is the average running speed...

845
00:59:47,610 --> 00:59:52,215
... from African adult ostriches?

846
00:59:52,449 --> 00:59:53,817
Skip.

847
00:59:54,551 --> 00:59:56,720
- Pass for me. I know it.
- Pass for Mark.

848
00:59:56,921 --> 01:00:01,056
You can't pass! Shut up!
Do I have to water you?

849
01:00:01,257 --> 01:00:02,458
Don't water me!

850
01:00:02,658 --> 01:00:03,726
Maybe later.

851
01:00:04,060 --> 01:00:06,863
- Dude, we die.
- Hey, not too fast

852
01:00:08,198 --> 01:00:11,967
Ostriches are adult males
or Latin in Struthio camelus...

853
01:00:12,467 --> 01:00:15,571
... can grow to an average size of
6 feet, 6 inches...

854
01:00:15,805 --> 01:00:17,506
... and weighs from 225 to 350 pounds...

855
01:00:18,174 --> 01:00:21,444
... and can run at a speed of
an average of 27 miles / hour.

856
01:00:21,611 --> 01:00:23,644
That's all right!

857
01:00:24,312 --> 01:00:25,313
Animal Planet.

858
01:00:25,580 --> 01:00:27,115
Well, I said, "Brown."

859
01:00:27,382 --> 01:00:30,219
This, let me take out
from this stink cage.

860
01:00:31,120 --> 01:00:34,122
Oh, please forgive me.
Can I offer you beer?

861
01:00:34,356 --> 01:00:36,025
I want beer, please.

862
01:00:36,225 --> 01:00:37,193
Shut up!

863
01:00:37,427 --> 01:00:39,896
We came here on my car business
that you bought today.

864
01:00:40,096 --> 01:00:41,931
We want to take our things.

865
01:00:42,131 --> 01:00:44,601
No problem. Through this way.

866
01:00:44,801 --> 01:00:48,670
- Nice to meet you guys.
- Good luck with the model.

867
01:00:48,871 --> 01:00:52,075


868
01:00:57,745 --> 01:01:01,750
"Sacre bleu", the car is here
this afternoon. That's... That's...

869
01:01:02,117 --> 01:01:03,585
It just disappeared!

870
01:01:03,919 --> 01:01:08,457
- How can you lose a car?
- I'm very sorry, friends.

871
01:01:08,691 --> 01:01:12,393
- I feel bad.
- All right, Pierre, focus.

872
01:01:12,994 --> 01:01:14,829
Is there something important in it?

873
01:01:15,463 --> 01:01:16,865
No, nothing.

874
01:01:17,132 --> 01:01:20,502
Except, of course, for this.

875
01:01:23,038 --> 01:01:24,239
man!

876
01:01:39,454 --> 01:01:42,658
Dude, I have the next birthday party here.

877
01:01:42,859 --> 01:01:44,026
Yeah, me too.

878
01:01:48,697 --> 01:01:50,031
cool.

879
01:01:50,565 --> 01:01:53,135
Excuse me. Can you tell me
where is the locker 206?

880
01:01:53,369 --> 01:01:54,937
Yeah, it's over there.

881
01:01:55,170 --> 01:01:57,306
That's you!
Dude, you guys are playing...

882
01:01:57,539 --> 01:01:59,774
... an extraordinary round of blows last night.

883
01:02:00,942 --> 01:02:02,710
- We do it?
- Oh, yeah.

884
01:02:03,345 --> 01:02:05,313
- Thank you, man.
- Shibby.

885
01:02:06,381 --> 01:02:07,649
This is it.

886
01:02:07,983 --> 01:02:11,354
- I'm sure I hope my money is there.
- Yep.

887
01:02:11,554 --> 01:02:13,990
- Who are you?
- This is my girlfriend, Patty.

888
01:02:14,190 --> 01:02:15,592
Nice to meet you.

889
01:02:15,892 --> 01:02:17,761
How do you always appear?

890
01:02:18,762 --> 01:02:21,932
Few questions,
want to give me more money.

891
01:02:25,534 --> 01:02:27,703
Well, I guess this.

892
01:02:28,003 --> 01:02:30,306
Yep. The moment of truth.

893
01:02:30,673 --> 01:02:34,676
It's been a long time, strange journey, man.

894
01:02:34,909 --> 01:02:36,878
That's right, Jesse.

895
01:02:37,612 --> 01:02:40,082
Hey! I have to catch a plane.

896
01:02:40,315 --> 01:02:42,217
Good, fine, fine.

897
01:02:47,288 --> 01:02:49,791
Oh, my suitcase!

898
01:02:54,262 --> 01:02:56,899
Oh, my God! You guys are the best.

899
01:02:57,365 --> 01:02:59,234
Thank you very much.

900
01:03:04,607 --> 01:03:08,345
Thank you for your help, friends.
Good work.

901
01:03:11,446 --> 01:03:14,516
Are we supposed to be
rough with this, or...?

902
01:03:14,750 --> 01:03:16,452
I don't know.

903
01:03:17,153 --> 01:03:18,621
Bye.

904
01:03:20,589 --> 01:03:22,490
Look at this thing.

905
01:03:23,291 --> 01:03:25,393
Ticket Captain Stu.

906
01:03:25,860 --> 01:03:27,495
Amazing!

907
01:03:28,130 --> 01:03:30,599
Oh, peanut butter.

908
01:03:33,068 --> 01:03:34,801
Not peanut butter.

909
01:03:36,069 --> 01:03:37,571
Cool straws.

910
01:03:38,439 --> 01:03:40,475
- I'll save this.
- Yeah.

911
01:03:53,823 --> 01:03:55,825
I don't see an
continuum transfunctioner.

912
01:03:56,058 --> 01:03:59,828
Wait a minute. What do we know
about the continuum transfunctioner?

913
01:04:00,028 --> 01:04:02,497
It's very mysterious
and an extraordinary thing.

914
01:04:02,697 --> 01:04:03,665
And?

915
01:04:03,899 --> 01:04:06,869
And the mystery is only
can be passed with its strength.

916
01:04:07,102 --> 01:04:09,639
But does anyone ever
tell what it looks like?

917
01:04:11,539 --> 01:04:12,607
No.

918
01:04:12,874 --> 01:04:14,175
They never.

919
01:04:25,453 --> 01:04:27,521
That's Jesse and Chester.

920
01:04:28,022 --> 01:04:31,059
They get the
continuum transfunctioner!

921
01:04:32,861 --> 01:04:34,596
Fast! To my mother's mini van!

922
01:04:39,969 --> 01:04:41,571
That's Jesse and Chester.

923
01:04:41,804 --> 01:04:44,207
They get the
continuum transfunctioner.

924
01:04:46,142 --> 01:04:48,443
Fast! To the pickup truck my stepfather!

925
01:04:50,979 --> 01:04:53,381
I will depend on this thing, man.

926
01:04:56,318 --> 01:04:57,687
Yes!

927
01:04:59,453 --> 01:05:02,857
Oh, yes! I finally beat you!

928
01:05:03,591 --> 01:05:05,560
You. You are a competitor.

929
01:05:06,528 --> 01:05:09,998
Oh, kid. You get my first 9,
but not 10.

930
01:05:10,831 --> 01:05:11,831
Will not happen.

931
01:05:13,300 --> 01:05:14,935
- The last show time.
- Chester.

932
01:05:15,169 --> 01:05:16,637
- Jesse.
- Don't worry, girl.

933
01:05:17,104 --> 01:05:19,073
We are here to save today.

934
01:05:19,540 --> 01:05:22,710
Don't do this. This thing is expensive.

935
01:05:23,611 --> 01:05:27,649
Enough! Do you have a transfunctioner
continuum or not?

936
01:05:28,684 --> 01:05:30,086
This.

937
01:05:30,919 --> 01:05:34,090
- Now let go of the girl.
- First give transfunctioner.

938
01:05:34,324 --> 01:05:38,226
- First let go of the girl.
- First give transfunctioner.

939
01:05:38,426 --> 01:05:39,794
Together.

940
01:05:42,297 --> 01:05:43,432
Yes!

941
01:05:48,101 --> 01:05:49,370
That's it.

942
01:05:49,870 --> 01:05:53,140
Good, stupid, where is the
continuum transfunctioner?

943
01:06:03,884 --> 01:06:05,486
Remove the dodo bird.

944
01:06:09,324 --> 01:06:11,125
- Tommy, you're a bastard.
- Yeah.

945
01:06:11,426 --> 01:06:14,830
- Our transfunctioner continuum.
- Well, it's mine now.

946
01:06:16,231 --> 01:06:17,499
Bookworm.

947
01:06:22,338 --> 01:06:25,039
- Dude, let's leave here.
- Yeah.

948
01:06:26,674 --> 01:06:29,244
Where is the transfunctioner continuum?

949
01:06:29,478 --> 01:06:30,712
We don't have it.

950
01:06:30,912 --> 01:06:34,781
But we want you to meet
our girlfriend, Wanda and Wilma.

951
01:06:35,082 --> 01:06:36,183
We have met.

952
01:06:36,417 --> 01:06:40,121
- Stay away from our boyfriend.
- You're a fake breasted prostitute.

953
01:06:41,889 --> 01:06:44,192
Okay, let's go through here.

954
01:06:46,161 --> 01:06:49,163
Hold. Where is the transfunctioner continuum?

955
01:06:49,396 --> 01:06:51,732
You want to go talk
to that person there.

956
01:06:52,099 --> 01:06:53,633
Let the fun begin.

957
01:06:53,867 --> 01:06:56,070
That's not the
continuum transfunctioner.

958
01:06:56,604 --> 01:06:57,672
Of course, that.

959
01:07:01,342 --> 01:07:03,311
Follow the children.
Come on, follow them.

960
01:07:03,511 --> 01:07:05,447
Come on, come on, come on.

961
01:07:19,327 --> 01:07:21,463
It's time for a nerdy hard slap.

962
01:07:21,930 --> 01:07:23,230
This is not our fault.

963
01:07:23,430 --> 01:07:24,498
That's them.

964
01:07:24,932 --> 01:07:27,768
Looking for a Smokey McPot.

965
01:07:27,968 --> 01:07:31,205
I have an order
a Smokey McPot.

966
01:07:31,405 --> 01:07:33,942
- Do you order pizza?
- I think we will be hungry.

967
01:07:34,175 --> 01:07:36,409
Oh, no, that's you two!

968
01:07:37,077 --> 01:07:38,311
Look, I almost got it.

969
01:07:38,511 --> 01:07:42,416
You really started to annoy me
with your rubiks!

970
01:07:42,616 --> 01:07:44,085
Sweet!

971
01:07:56,698 --> 01:07:58,567
No wonder it's so impossible.

972
01:07:58,867 --> 01:08:01,535
You activated the
continuum transfunctioner.

973
01:08:01,735 --> 01:08:02,970
What's wrong?

974
01:08:03,171 --> 01:08:06,073
When the five lights
crystals are stopped stop...

975
01:08:06,307 --> 01:08:08,210
... the universe will be destroyed.

976
01:08:08,410 --> 01:08:09,644
How do you know?

977
01:08:09,844 --> 01:08:12,245
We intercept the transmission.

978
01:08:12,446 --> 01:08:14,481
- Zoltan.
- Bookworm.

979
01:08:14,915 --> 01:08:16,117
The way to go, Chester.

980
01:08:16,350 --> 01:08:17,751
Sorry.

981
01:08:18,052 --> 01:08:20,188
You have to give it to us
to deactivate it.

982
01:08:20,421 --> 01:08:22,757
We're guards from transfunctioner.

983
01:08:22,958 --> 01:08:25,191
They will use it
to destroy the universe.

984
01:08:25,392 --> 01:08:28,795
No, we are the guard of the
of the continuum transfunctioner.

985
01:08:28,995 --> 01:08:32,099
- They want to destroy the universe.
- Stop following us.

986
01:08:32,333 --> 01:08:34,368
- Stop following us.
- Stop following us.

987
01:08:34,635 --> 01:08:36,404
- Stop following us.
- Bitch.

988
01:08:37,004 --> 01:08:40,442
Do you remember?
We came to this planet last night...

989
01:08:40,675 --> 01:08:43,378
... to free
from the space whore.

990
01:08:43,579 --> 01:08:46,915
- We met you here.
- You give us a ride to our spaceship.

991
01:08:47,116 --> 01:08:50,284
And we realized we lost the
continuum transfunctioner.

992
01:08:51,219 --> 01:08:53,821
Fast, only 3
lights are left on.

993
01:08:54,455 --> 01:08:55,423
Bye-bye, universe.

994
01:08:55,657 --> 01:08:58,827
She's right, man.
We will make the wrong decision.

995
01:08:59,326 --> 01:09:02,963
Do you know, man? I refused to let us become history...

996
01:09:03,196 --> 01:09:05,465
... as someone who
destroys the universe.

997
01:09:05,666 --> 01:09:09,170
How do we know which
is the real guard?

998
01:09:09,404 --> 01:09:12,372
It's simple. We asked them
a question about last night...

999
01:09:12,572 --> 01:09:15,742
... only one camp can tell
the truth.

1000
01:09:15,942 --> 01:09:17,911
But we don't remember anything.

1001
01:09:19,713 --> 01:09:21,481
- You have to be fast.
- Not now, Jeff.

1002
01:09:21,749 --> 01:09:22,783
Shut up.

1003
01:09:25,720 --> 01:09:28,790
If we really gave one of the
from you a ride last night...

1004
01:09:29,023 --> 01:09:30,992
... then you will know the answer.

1005
01:09:33,562 --> 01:09:35,030
Fast!

1006
01:09:36,263 --> 01:09:39,300
What score do we get
in the 18th hole...

1007
01:09:39,534 --> 01:09:41,903
... from miniature golf last night?

1008
01:09:48,909 --> 01:09:50,176
You get "a hole in one".

1009
01:09:50,410 --> 01:09:52,646
That's...

1010
01:09:56,617 --> 01:09:57,585
... right!

1011
01:10:07,795 --> 01:10:10,264
Deactivating is complete.

1012
01:10:19,140 --> 01:10:22,544
Wait. If you don't remember something
about last night...

1013
01:10:22,744 --> 01:10:25,679
- How do you know they are talking the truth?
- It's simple.

1014
01:10:26,346 --> 01:10:27,314
Pudding it!

1015
01:10:30,584 --> 01:10:32,887
- You have a plan!
- And it works.

1016
01:10:37,890 --> 01:10:39,058
In the name of God!

1017
01:10:42,229 --> 01:10:44,598
Wow! Cool Morphing!

1018
01:10:52,304 --> 01:10:56,176
Whoa! That one
is a super sexy big alien!

1019
01:11:01,182 --> 01:11:02,316
Leave!

1020
01:11:02,550 --> 01:11:04,185
- Chester!
- Jesse!

1021
01:11:09,291 --> 01:11:10,726
That's amazing!

1022
01:11:10,926 --> 01:11:14,795
Yeah. It's the biggest "hoo-hoo" I've ever seen.

1023
01:11:17,364 --> 01:11:18,899
Do you spit or swallow?

1024
01:11:19,133 --> 01:11:20,234
Swallowing!

1025
01:11:25,304 --> 01:11:29,009
We will now use the power of the
of the continuum transfunctioner...

1026
01:11:29,209 --> 01:11:31,312
... to alienate you
to Hoboken, New Jersey.

1027
01:11:36,882 --> 01:11:40,353
- What should we do now?
- I think we run, man!

1028
01:11:51,332 --> 01:11:53,167
Son, those people are in a hurry.

1029
01:12:02,543 --> 01:12:06,680
- I want to keep going up, dad.
- Me too, kid. Me too.

1030
01:12:22,362 --> 01:12:25,197
- What do we do with this?
- You have to activate...

1031
01:12:25,397 --> 01:12:27,733
... photon destruction accelerator!

1032
01:12:27,934 --> 01:12:31,771
- What?
- They say, "photon accelerator...

1033
01:12:31,971 --> 01:12:35,308
... destroyer," you're stupid!

1034
01:12:35,843 --> 01:12:37,211
Fast, activate it, man!

1035
01:12:42,049 --> 01:12:44,118
- Here it is!
- Thank you, Captain Obvious!

1036
01:12:46,254 --> 01:12:47,222
I can't reach that!

1037
01:12:47,455 --> 01:12:49,890
Deep in your consciousness,
you must pay attention!

1038
01:12:50,457 --> 01:12:53,327
Full concentration, you have to!

1039
01:12:53,994 --> 01:12:56,030
Does he have to talk like that?

1040
01:12:56,297 --> 01:12:57,765
I like the way he speaks.

1041
01:13:04,304 --> 01:13:06,873
Chimps often use sticks
as a simple tool.

1042
01:13:07,174 --> 01:13:08,608
I understand!

1043
01:13:15,213 --> 01:13:16,715
Oh, kid!

1044
01:13:21,988 --> 01:13:23,423
We keep the universe!

1045
01:13:23,623 --> 01:13:25,225
The big bitch is dead!

1046
01:13:39,739 --> 01:13:43,744
Damn it! Now that's
big buttocks.

1047
01:13:44,511 --> 01:13:48,948
- Honey, can you give me help?
- No, Tommy. I found someone else.

1048
01:13:55,022 --> 01:13:56,590
Jesse and Chester saved us.

1049
01:13:56,823 --> 01:13:59,793
You still take us
into space with you, right?

1050
01:14:00,027 --> 01:14:03,061
There's a party at the Crab Nebula.
You can come too.

1051
01:14:03,662 --> 01:14:04,630
Crab Nebula!

1052
01:14:10,303 --> 01:14:13,273
- Here it is.
- Thank you for your help.

1053
01:14:13,473 --> 01:14:17,311
- Jesse and Chester.
- You secure the universe.

1054
01:14:17,511 --> 01:14:18,946
Well, that's cool and all...

1055
01:14:19,146 --> 01:14:21,449
... but, man, where is my car?

1056
01:14:21,716 --> 01:14:23,551
Do you mean you don't remember?

1057
01:14:23,751 --> 01:14:27,186
- Damn, you were in vain last night.
- Now, we have to eliminate...

1058
01:14:27,420 --> 01:14:29,022
... knowledge about this.

1059
01:14:29,723 --> 01:14:31,792
No. We have very many questions...

1060
01:14:32,025 --> 01:14:34,094
... we want to ask you
about the universe.

1061
01:14:34,528 --> 01:14:37,096
- What is it like?
- Well...

1062
01:14:41,234 --> 01:14:43,403
Have you ever been to Uranus?

1063
01:14:43,637 --> 01:14:45,105
Good!

1064
01:14:59,719 --> 01:15:02,222
- Morning, everyone.
- Morning, Gene.

1065
01:15:05,025 --> 01:15:06,360
We will go to the twins.

1066
01:15:06,560 --> 01:15:08,930
- Then?
- Then we will give them presents.

1067
01:15:09,130 --> 01:15:11,265
- Then?
- We will apologize about his house.

1068
01:15:11,499 --> 01:15:13,432
- Then?
- We will get special treatment.

1069
01:15:13,632 --> 01:15:15,669
- Then?
- Dude, that's really annoying.

1070
01:15:15,902 --> 01:15:17,069
Sorry.

1071
01:15:17,303 --> 01:15:18,638
Dude, where is my car?

1072
01:15:21,508 --> 01:15:22,643
Dude, where is my car?

1073
01:15:23,510 --> 01:15:25,010
Where is your car, man?

1074
01:15:28,815 --> 01:15:30,616
Dude, that's your car.

1075
01:15:35,823 --> 01:15:37,789
"I'm your heart."

1076
01:15:38,390 --> 01:15:41,193
You are great girlfriends.

1077
01:15:42,661 --> 01:15:46,332
- And I have something for you too.
- A special treatment.

1078
01:15:47,133 --> 01:15:48,701
Shibby!

1079
01:15:50,036 --> 01:15:51,004
Ta-da!

1080
01:15:51,504 --> 01:15:53,774
We sew you by ourselves.

1081
01:15:54,341 --> 01:15:55,809
Wow.

1082
01:15:56,644 --> 01:15:57,611
Use it.

1083
01:16:04,417 --> 01:16:05,885
You look great.

1084
01:16:09,289 --> 01:16:10,857
With beret?

1085
01:16:11,658 --> 01:16:12,758
What is this?

1086
01:16:13,559 --> 01:16:15,461
More prizes.

1087
01:16:17,596 --> 01:16:20,200
- That's beautiful.
- Where did you get this?

1088
01:16:20,867 --> 01:16:21,834
This...

1089
01:16:22,068 --> 01:16:23,503
... place.

1090
01:16:24,438 --> 01:16:25,937
- Wow.
- I am the first.

1091
01:16:27,205 --> 01:16:29,307
"Thank you for blessing the universe.  Hopefully your boyfriend likes the gift.
You will."

1092
01:16:29,541 --> 01:16:32,044
How messed up was last night?

1093
01:16:32,411 --> 01:16:35,147
- Sweet!
- Dude!

1094
01:16:40,754 --> 01:16:43,290
- Is anyone hungry?
- Yeah.

1095
01:16:57,404 --> 01:16:58,972


1096
01:16:59,340 --> 01:17:01,807
- I want Chinese food.
- That sounds great.

1097
01:17:02,007 --> 01:17:02,975
Sweet!

1098
01:17:08,881 --> 01:17:11,517
- Punggunggku itching, man.
- Jesse, you have a tattoo.

1099
01:17:11,751 --> 01:17:13,418
Oh, my God. You too, Chester.

1100
01:17:13,651 --> 01:17:16,054
- Impossible. What are the words?
- Dude. "

1101
01:17:16,254 --> 01:17:17,956
- What about mine?
-" Sweet. " . "

1102
01:17:18,156 --> 01:17:20,259
I know, they're sweet,
but, man, what does it say to me?

1103
01:17:20,492 --> 01:17:22,061
How do you keep appearing like this?

1104
01:17:22,294 --> 01:17:25,064


1105
01:17:25,264 --> 01:17:26,232


1106
01:17:26,466 --> 01:17:28,468


1107
01:17:41,881 --> 01:17:43,516


1108
01:17:44,784 --> 01:17:46,853


1109
01:17:49,721 --> 01:17:52,357
Come on, this isn't fair.
They dream of us.

1110
01:17:52,758 --> 01:17:53,993
Sweet, man.

1111
01:17:54,193 --> 01:17:55,361
This is good, right?

1112
01:17:59,465 --> 01:18:00,566
- Sweet!
- Dude!

1113
01:18:00,800 --> 01:18:03,468
- I'm a happy lover. I like skits.
- Shut up!

1114
01:18:03,869 --> 01:18:05,303
Please and laugh.

1115
01:18:08,340 --> 01:18:09,841
Wait a minute.

1116
01:18:24,491 --> 01:18:25,491
Zoltan!

1117
01:18:37,335 --> 01:18:38,170
That's a guard.

1118
01:18:38,537 --> 01:18:39,538
Cross fingers.

1119
01:18:42,440 --> 01:18:43,609
I understand!

1120
01:18:44,276 --> 01:18:45,911
Do you want part of this?

1121
01:18:48,080 --> 01:18:49,780
- Dude!
- Sweet!

1122
01:18:50,081 --> 01:18:52,951
- Then?
- Then we will and...

1123
01:18:53,217 --> 01:18:56,321
- Then?
- Take the costume and...

1124
01:18:56,555 --> 01:18:59,491
- Then?
- Then we go and... I lose it.

1125
01:18:59,758 --> 01:19:02,027
I'm a happy lover,
without my clothes.

1126
01:19:02,228 --> 01:19:06,233
That Platonic...
Gray, stupid!

1127
01:19:06,533 --> 01:19:07,901
- Dude!
- Sweet!

1128
01:19:14,272 --> 01:19:16,775
Can we cut it?

1129
01:19:17,076 --> 01:19:18,678
We will cut. We must.

1130
01:19:19,178 --> 01:19:20,279
You have to cut it.

1131
01:19:20,513 --> 01:19:21,814
You have to cut.

1132
01:19:22,482 --> 01:19:23,549
Cut!

1133
01:19:25,517 --> 01:19:26,785
Kids are delinquents!

1134
01:23:01,700 --> 01:23:03,035
Then?

