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Look at that.
San Francisco in the summertime.

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Wow, beautiful, isn't it?

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Blue sky, sunshine.

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Perfect day to cruise around the city...

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...with your head hanging
out of the car window.

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Perfect day to chase
that annoying postman.

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Perfect day to mark
that special fire hydrant.

8
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Perfect, that is, for everyone
that's not about to lose their best friend.

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Hey, boy.

10
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See, today is the day Maya Dolittle
starts getting ready to go off to college.

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It's a dog's worst nightmare...

12
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...but this dog is not just gonna
roll over and take it lying down.

13
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Oh, no.

14
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Oh, here we go.

15
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It's just so weird.

16
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I keep trying to pack,
but I don't seem to be getting anywhere.

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Yeah, weird.

18
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Can you believe it, Lucky?.

19
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Just two more weeks and I will
officially be a student at vet school.

20
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I can't wait to start working
with animals. It's so exciting.

21
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Yeah, exciting.

22
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Oh, Luck, I'm sorry.
Dogs aren't allowed in the dorms.

23
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You see, that's what makes no sense.

24
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It's vet school. You'd think
they'd want animals there, right?.

25
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I know.

26
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It's okay.

27
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- What is he saying?.
- Oh, we're just talking about college.

28
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Well, I just came in to tell you...

29
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...your orientation DVD from
San Francisco University has just arrived.

30
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It did?.

31
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Let's go watch it.

32
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Come on.

33
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In tonight's Hollywood Dish,
L.A. party girl Tiffany Monaco...

34
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...has found herself in the middle
of yet another celebrity feud...

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...this time with former friend
Dasha Pringle.

36
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Monkey was watching that.

37
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People. No respect for their ancestors.

38
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- You ready?.
- Yeah.

39
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Congratulations on your admittance...

40
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...to San Francisco University's
pre-veterinary medicine program.

41
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I would like to take this opportunity
to give you a quick overview.

42
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Years one and two comprise
your foundational studies...

43
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...what you would call
your sciences, your math.

44
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I have to go through two whole years
before I can start working with animals.

45
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- That's ridiculous.
- I guess that's just their program, honey.

46
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Year three is your first year
of veterinary study.

47
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Okay, here we go, here we go.

48
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San Francisco University
has state-of-the-art software...

49
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...detailing the anatomy
of over 2000 species.

50
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Wait, software?.

51
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We've gotta be getting
to the real animals soon, right?.

52
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- I don't know.
- During year four...

53
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...you'll be working
with anatomical models.

54
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- Models?. This has to be a joke.
- Oh, you mean like you going away.

55
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Years five and six
will send you back to the books.

56
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Back to the books?.

57
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And then you're ready
to enter the real world...

58
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...with a 10-month residency program.

59
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What?. T en more months?.

60
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But once you've
successfully completed that...

61
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...congratulations, you'll finally be
a licensed veterinarian.

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See you in the fall.

63
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I can ' t believe this.
That's like almost seven years from now.

64
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In seven years, I ' II be 25.

65
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Yeah, and I ' II be...

66
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I can ' t even woof that high.
Man, dog years are depressing.

67
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Twenty-five years old.

68
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My life will basically be over by then.

69
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I just wanna help animals. Do I really
have to wait seven years to do it?.

70
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Maya, caring for animals
is a big responsibility.

71
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There is so much to learn.
It's gonna take some time.

72
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But, Mom, I can talk to animals.

73
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I don't need to learn all that stuff.

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They can just tell me what's wrong
and I can help them.

75
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Monkey, is there anything wrong
that you'd like me to help you with?.

76
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Well, I am slightly bothered
by the term monkey.

77
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From now on, I would prefer
to be referred to as a primate-American.

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Okay, bad example, but-

79
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Maya, there is a lot more
to helping animals...

80
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...than just being able to talk to them.

81
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If you really wanna help,
becoming a veterinarian is the best way.

82
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But Mom,
it's just a long time to wait.

83
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My latest masterpiece.

84
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Actually, there is a way
that you can help animals right now.

85
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How?.

86
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You can help
by taking your dog for a walk.

87
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Now, I'll bark to that.

88
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It's just ridiculous, Lucky.
I'm different.

89
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I shouldn't have to do
what everybody else does.

90
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I agree. You should just skip school
altogether and stay here with me.

91
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I'm sure there are plenty of animals you
could help right here on this very street.

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- Lucky.
- Talk about a coincidence.

93
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Come on.

94
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Hang on.

95
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Hey, little guy. How are you, huh?.

96
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- He's been up there a while.
- Come on, come on now. Come here.

97
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Cat stuck in a tree.
Defect of the species, really.

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Ma'am, is that your cat up there?.

99
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Oh, yes.
Mr. Sillywillykins just won't come down.

100
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Mr. Sillywillykins?.

101
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Man, being stuck in a tree
is the least of that dude's problems.

102
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Oh, I just hope that fireman
is able to bring him down.

103
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Come on. Come on, boy.

104
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That's not a cat,
that's a mountain lion.

105
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I knew it.
Mr. Sillywillykins is too much for them.

106
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He has the reflexes of a cat,
you know.

107
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Mckible here.
Yeah, we're gonna need some help.

108
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- It's a real claw job.
- Okay, ma'am.

109
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Don't worry about your kitty.
He will be just fine.

110
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- I'm gonna go see if I can do anything.
- Okay, right away.

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- All right. Thanks.
- Excuse me, sir.

112
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- Can I help at all?.
- Yes, you can help by keeping back.

113
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- You get assistance?
- Just some girl who thinks she can help.

114
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Hey there, little guy.

115
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Why won't you come down?.
What's going on?.

116
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- What?.
- It's okay, I can understand you.

117
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I'm a Dolittle.

118
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A Dolittle?. Oh, right.

119
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I heard about your family.
Good people.

120
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Oh, thanks. So, what's going on?.

121
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I refuse to live with that woman
for one more second.

122
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Why not?. What's wrong with her?.

123
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Come over tomorrow night around
bath time and you can see for yourself.

124
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Wait, but you're a cat.
You're not supposed to bathe a cat.

125
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Exactly. We self-groom.

126
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I mean, hasn't she ever wondered
what we're doing when we do this?.

127
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If she wants to bathe anyone,
she should start by bathing herself.

128
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Talk about old-lady smell.

129
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Gag me with a fur ball.

130
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Excuse me. What's going on here?.

131
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Oh, that nice young lady
is helping my kitty down from that tree.

132
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What?.

133
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Hey. She can't be up there.

134
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You can't be up there.
Come down now.

135
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Look at that.

136
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It's almost like
they're having a conversation.

137
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Thanks.

138
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Come on, come on, come on.

139
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Okay, well, if she agrees
to never bathe you again-

140
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And start bathing herself.

141
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- and to start bathing herself,
will you come down?.

142
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It's okay. That is over.

143
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Thank you so much.

144
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I missed you so much.

145
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This little kitty's nine lives
are still intact...

146
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...thanks to 17-year-old
Maya Dolittle...

147
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...daughter of world-renowned
animal communicator Dr. John Dolittle.

148
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Like her father, the younger Dolittle...

149
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...actually talked the cat
down from the tree.

150
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I guess you could say
the cat didn't get her tongue.

151
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I can't believe I made the news.

152
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It is very exciting.

153
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My MySpace page is going crazy.

154
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You see,
this is what I wanna do with my life.

155
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I didn't have to go through years
of school to help that cat down.

156
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Yeah, I'm with you.

157
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There's gotta be some way
I can start helping animals now.

158
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Who could that be?.

159
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Okay, so get this.

160
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It's a reality show
about me doing a reality show.

161
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So it's gonna be, like, twice as real.

162
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I can't wait to read the script.

163
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Excuse me. Can I help you?.

164
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But what I'm really excited about
is my new perfume.

165
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- Excuse me-
- Couldn't believe it.

166
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It was so hard figuring out
what I wanted it to smell like.

167
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Did you know that there are
dozens of different smells?.

168
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- Can't believe it.
- Oh, my gosh. That's Tiffany Monaco.

169
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Lucky, do you know who that is?.
That is the heiress' heiress.

170
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Heiress' heiress?.
What's she heiress of?.

171
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Of being an heiress.

172
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Her mom was an heiress
who married an heir.

173
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She's one of the hottest celebrities
out there.

174
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I read her exclusive interview.

175
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Her favorite color is pink.

176
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- You're Maya, right?.
- Right.

177
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Sweet. Let's motor.

178
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Wait. What are you talking about?.

179
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What am I talking about?.

180
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- You are coming to L.A. with me.
- Los Angeles?. Why?.

181
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Because I saw you on TV.

182
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You are the girl
who can talk to animals, right?.

183
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So you gotta come with me,
talk to Princess.

184
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Who's Princess?.

185
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Princess, you know, my little dog.

186
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She has been totally depressed lately.

187
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She wouldn't come with me
to San Fran for our spring shopping trip.

188
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There's this awesome boutique
that sells high heels for dogs.

189
00:11:04,560 --> 00:11:06,240
It's called Best in Shoe.

190
00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:08,520
So obviously,
she's totally messed, right?.

191
00:11:08,680 --> 00:11:10,080
And I need you to talk to her.

192
00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:14,160
So wait, you're saying your pet
needs help and you think I can help her?.

193
00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:15,880
Yeah.

194
00:11:16,520 --> 00:11:19,200
Can you stay right here
for one minute for me, please?.

195
00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:21,480
Where?. Absolutely not.

196
00:11:21,720 --> 00:11:23,800
Come on, Mom, please.
I really wanna do this.

197
00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:26,520
Maya, we are leaving in two weeks
to take you to college.

198
00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:28,680
We have way too much to do
before then.

199
00:11:28,840 --> 00:11:32,120
And with your father in China
working with the pandas for a month...

200
00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:34,120
...it is all up to you and me.

201
00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:35,760
We'll get it done. Don't worry.

202
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- Maya.
- Mom, come on.

203
00:11:37,760 --> 00:11:39,320
You've seen the orientation video.

204
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I won't be able to help another animal
for seven years.

205
00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:44,440
Please, just let me help this one now.

206
00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:46,440
Maya, try the puppy dog eyes.

207
00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:48,560
She's a sucker for those.
Come on, with me.

208
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In three, two, one, and...

209
00:11:51,280 --> 00:11:53,040
Please.

210
00:12:02,040 --> 00:12:05,520
Now, call me as soon as you arrive
and call me again an hour after that.

211
00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:08,120
- As a matter of fact, call me every hour.
- Okay, Mom.

212
00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:10,680
You will have her back
tomorrow morning, right?.

213
00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:11,840
I have my own jet.

214
00:12:12,360 --> 00:12:15,680
Mom, don't worry.
Everything will be fine, I promise.

215
00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:17,360
- Okay.
- All right.

216
00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:20,840
More time with Maya.
I get the window seat.

217
00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:23,800
Finally, the break
I've been waiting for.

218
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:27,080
Hollywood, here I come.

219
00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:29,960
Maya, remember,
I'll be waiting for your call, honey.

220
00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:32,120
I won't forget.
I'll call you when I land.

221
00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:34,280
I sure hope Maya packed
some snacks in here.

222
00:12:34,440 --> 00:12:36,360
Monkey loves the cheesy puffs.

223
00:12:39,480 --> 00:12:41,080
Bye.

224
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Star maps.

225
00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:00,360
Miss Monaco.

226
00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:05,200
Get out of here.

227
00:14:08,560 --> 00:14:11,480
Wow, what is this place?.
A movie studio?.

228
00:14:11,640 --> 00:14:14,760
Oh, no. This is my house.

229
00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:22,840
Here we are, my little pied-a-terre.

230
00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:27,400
Oh, my gosh.

231
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:28,960
Come on.

232
00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:31,720
Princess' room is up here, I think.

233
00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:34,200
This house is so big
I never know where I'm going.

234
00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:36,960
Her room?.
The dog has her own room?.

235
00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:41,160
Oh, boy, Maya, you are really gonna
regret bringing me on this trip, huh?.

236
00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:49,560
That's the last time I fly coach.

237
00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:51,960
There's never enough tail room.

238
00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:57,480
And now, Monkey is ready
for his close-up.

239
00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:08,080
There she is.

240
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:10,960
There's my precious little girl.

241
00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:13,040
Hey, how much is that doggy
in the window?.

242
00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:17,080
There's my little boobsie-woobsie.
This is the girl Mommy told you about.

243
00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:20,440
You tell her what's bothering you
and she'll make you feel all better.

244
00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:22,120
Okay, baby-waby?.

245
00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:25,800
All right,
let's see you work your magic.

246
00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:27,160
Okay.

247
00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:32,600
Hey, Princess. I'm Maya.

248
00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:36,040
You wanna tell me what's going on?.
Why don't you wanna leave your room?.

249
00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:38,120
Why?. Why?.

250
00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:40,400
Because I'm a guy, that's why.

251
00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:41,640
A frigging guy.

252
00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:45,400
A guy. Hey, I don't bark both ways.

253
00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:50,080
Look at me. Doesn't that crazy broad
realize how humiliating this getup is?.

254
00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:55,000
Do you have any idea how much poop
I take on the street from other dogs?.

255
00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:58,360
It's enough to make a dog
wanna put himself to sleep.

256
00:15:58,840 --> 00:16:00,320
I can't believe this.

257
00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:03,080
I'm actually watching someone
talk to an animal.

258
00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:04,960
- Oh, really?.
- Oh, my God.

259
00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:06,800
- No way.
- This could be huge.

260
00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:09,360
But wait, I don't understand.

261
00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:11,160
How could she not have noticed?.

262
00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:14,600
Hasn't she ever seen you go potty?.

263
00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:17,160
She doesn't take me to go potty.

264
00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:19,480
No, she's got a whole staff for that.

265
00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:22,840
The only time when she even holds me
is when there are cameras around.

266
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:26,080
And then I wind up
dressed up like this.

267
00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:27,920
Okay, okay. Well, just calm down.

268
00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:31,160
I'll just tell her, okay?.

269
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:36,960
So Tiffany,
I don't know how to tell you this...

270
00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:42,040
...but your Princess is a prince.

271
00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:45,400
She is?. I mean, he is?.

272
00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:51,520
He's, like, totally gonna need
a new outfit.

273
00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:04,720
Thanks to everyone for coming
to my little baby's coming-out party.

274
00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:07,280
So I have an announcement to make.

275
00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:10,240
The dog formerly known as Princess...

276
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:14,560
...will now be known as Rocco.

277
00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:18,160
Hey, make sure to get my good side.

278
00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:21,360
Actually, every side
is my good side, huh?.

279
00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:27,560
Hey, thanks for your help, Maya.

280
00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:30,160
No problem, Rocco.

281
00:17:36,920 --> 00:17:38,760
Yo, like my shades?.

282
00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:40,840
Lucky, I'm over here.

283
00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:43,000
What's that?. Oh, sorry.

284
00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:46,440
You should really take those things off.
You can't even see anything.

285
00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:47,800
What?. Oh, no, not a thing.

286
00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:49,880
But Hollywood parties
aren't about seeing.

287
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,240
They're about being seen.

288
00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:53,880
I didn't really pack to be seen.

289
00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:56,480
Not that I own anything
to be seen in at this party.

290
00:17:56,600 --> 00:18:00,720
Hey, come on. What's important
is we're together in Hollywood.

291
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:03,840
Hey, I love this song.
Come on, let's dance.

292
00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:09,000
Go. Go. Go.

293
00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:15,640
Hey, watch it, bozo.

294
00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:19,480
Oh, my God. Lucky.
I'm so sorry.

295
00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:21,800
Hey, it's okay, really.

296
00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:27,080
But you might wanna consider
getting your dog a seeing-eye dog.

297
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:30,200
Oh, no, no, he's not blind. He's...

298
00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:32,240
You were joking, weren't you?.

299
00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:34,520
- Trying to.
- Oh, no, no, no.

300
00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:36,120
It was really, really funny.

301
00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:39,600
I'm sorry.
I'm just a little out of my element here.

302
00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:41,640
I've never been to a party like this.

303
00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:43,920
I've never been
anywhere like this before.

304
00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:45,120
You know what?.

305
00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:47,160
I'm sorry. Can we start over?.

306
00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:49,040
- I'm Maya.
- Brandon.

307
00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:50,800
- It's nice to meet you.
- You too.

308
00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:52,720
So I'm guessing you're new in town.

309
00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:55,200
Well, you can say that.
I'm here until tomorrow.

310
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:56,520
I'm staying with Tiffany.

311
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:58,520
Tiffany?.

312
00:18:59,280 --> 00:19:02,680
You don't really look like
one of Tiffany's friends...

313
00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:03,920
...but in a good way.

314
00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:06,520
I mean,
you look better than Tiffany's friends.

315
00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:08,480
You look real.

316
00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:10,320
Hey. Hey, Maya, hello?.

317
00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:12,080
Remember me from earlier?.

318
00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:14,160
Me, your dance partner?.

319
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:16,600
Forget it. I'm single.

320
00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:17,960
I'll mingle.

321
00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:20,840
You know, you look familiar.
Do you know that?.

322
00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:25,160
- Yeah, yeah. I was in-
- Oh, my God. I know what it is.

323
00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:26,480
You're Brandon Booker.

324
00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:30,040
You were in that TV show, the one
where you had 12 brothers and sisters.

325
00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:32,960
Keeping Up With the Bakers.
Yeah, I played Timmy Baker.

326
00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:35,520
Oh, my gosh.
I used to love that show.

327
00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:39,320
You know, I'm not the kind of guy
who spends all his time chasing tail.

328
00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:41,680
I'm looking for something meaningful.

329
00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:44,760
I'm a dog,
but I'm not a dog, you know.

330
00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:47,640
So twins, huh?.

331
00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:50,200
Wow, I bet you two
were the pick of the litter.

332
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:53,520
I remember this episode where
you and your family got together...

333
00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:55,760
...formed a band
and entered a talent contest.

334
00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:58,000
- You were so good.
- You remember that episode?.

335
00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:00,680
- Yeah.
- Well, thanks. Thanks a lot.

336
00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:02,800
Excuse me.

337
00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:05,680
You're Maya Dolittle, aren't you?.

338
00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:08,240
Yeah.

339
00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:10,360
Oh, my God,
oh, my God, oh, my God!

340
00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:12,920
Tiffany told us all about you.

341
00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:15,920
- Long story.
- Here, talk to my baby.

342
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:18,720
Ask him what he thinks
of his new 'do.

343
00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:20,680
Help me.

344
00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:23,080
So?.

345
00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:24,720
Well...

346
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:27,280
Where does a guy
get a drink around here?.

347
00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:31,600
I hear the toilets in this place
are filled with champagne.

348
00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:34,680
- Who let the dog in here?.
- Sorry, my bad.

349
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:36,880
- Get out!
- Come on.

350
00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:39,400
What a night.

351
00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:44,280
Hello, Rick darling.

352
00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:46,320
All right, Monaco, spill it.

353
00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:48,920
What's so important
that you had to pull your agent...

354
00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:52,000
...out of his weekly
bamboo-lemongrass body scrub?.

355
00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:56,160
Well, you know how we've been talking
about taking my career to a new level?.

356
00:20:56,360 --> 00:20:57,360
Yeah, yeah.

357
00:20:57,520 --> 00:21:00,960
The whole dancing on tables
and getting into fake feuds thing...

358
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:03,520
...is starting to wear a little thin.

359
00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:05,880
So, what have you got?.

360
00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:07,920
You ever heard of Dr. Dolittle?.

361
00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:10,360
Heard of him?. I tried to sign him.

362
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:12,600
I thought I could make that guy
a superstar...

363
00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:15,760
...but he was more interested
in helping animals.

364
00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:17,360
Like there's any money in that.

365
00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:20,200
Well, what if I told you
I knew his daughter?.

366
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:22,000
His daughter?. So?.

367
00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:25,040
So?. She can talk to animals too.

368
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:26,640
Really?.

369
00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:27,880
And the best part?.

370
00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:31,920
She's right over there.

371
00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:34,680
Monaco, I never thought
I would say this...

372
00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:37,320
...but you are a genius.

373
00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:40,320
This could be
exactly what we're looking for.

374
00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:43,360
There's only one problem.
She's leaving tomorrow morning.

375
00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:45,400
What?. Oh, no, she's not.

376
00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:48,080
keep her here, Monaco.
Do whatever you have to do...

377
00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:51,160
...but keep her here
until tomorrow afternoon.

378
00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:54,360
Bring her by my office
3.00 sharp.

379
00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:57,520
I'm not gonna let
this Dolittle get away.

380
00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:01,760
keep her here?.

381
00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:04,120
How am I gonna do that?.

382
00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:14,280
Thank you so much. From now on,
I'll keep him 100 percent natural.

383
00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:17,680
Come on.
Let's go get his ears pierced.

384
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:19,120
Oh, no.

385
00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:21,360
Not again.

386
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:25,040
Okay, how long of a story is it?.

387
00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:26,800
Maya. I see you've met Brandon.

388
00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:28,520
Isn't he the cutest?.

389
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:30,520
Cute?. I don't think he's cute at all.

390
00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:33,360
I've sniffed butts cuter than him,
so take it as you will.

391
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:35,400
Lucky, knock it off.

392
00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:39,520
Tiffany, my mom called a couple
of times. Actually, about eight.

393
00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:42,520
She was wondering if you plan
on taking me home tomorrow.

394
00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:43,760
Tomorrow morning?.

395
00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:46,680
But aren't you having lunch
with Brandon tomorrow afternoon?.

396
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:49,160
What?. Lunch?.

397
00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:52,040
Brandon, I assumed
you'd asked her to lunch by now.

398
00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:57,200
Well, I thought about it, Tiffany,
but I thought she had to go home.

399
00:22:57,400 --> 00:23:00,720
Well, I'm sure she can stay a few
more hours to have lunch with you.

400
00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:01,880
Right, Maya?.

401
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:05,640
Well, sure.

402
00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:08,080
I guess so. I wanna stay.

403
00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:11,200
Great. I'll have a whole picnic
prepared for you in the gardens.

404
00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:13,120
Oh, yeah. That would be great.

405
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:16,040
Okay. Well, I guess I'll see you then.

406
00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:18,800
I guess you will.

407
00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:22,920
Come on. I have so many people
to introduce you to.

408
00:23:23,120 --> 00:23:25,720
Man's best friend.
How quickly they forget.

409
00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:27,800
- Hey, wait for me.
- Hey, yo, check it out.

410
00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:29,880
He's up to a hundred sodas.

411
00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:32,440
- Chug, chug, chug.
- That's a record.

412
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:34,960
Chug, chug, chug.

413
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:58,280
Get funky with the monkey.

414
00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:09,240
Oh, Tiffany, thank you so much
for putting this together.

415
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:11,280
- This is nice.
- No problem.

416
00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:12,960
Anything I can do to help.

417
00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:15,960
I think you and Brandon
make such a cute couple.

418
00:24:16,120 --> 00:24:19,160
It's just too bad
you're going to San Francisco so soon.

419
00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:21,040
Yeah.

420
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:25,520
There he is. Okay, spot check.

421
00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:27,240
What?.

422
00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:30,600
Smudge.

423
00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:33,080
Okay, we're good. Good luck.

424
00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:35,280
Okay, thanks. Bye.

425
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:39,480
All this fuss for some lousy actor?.
Come on, Maya.

426
00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:42,320
I know these kind of guys.
They're all dogs.

427
00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:44,080
Lucky, just be nice, okay?.

428
00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:46,280
Okay, but if this guy
gets fresh with you...

429
00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:48,560
...I'm gonna take
a big bite out of his-

430
00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:50,600
Hot dog.

431
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:54,520
Hey, Maya.

432
00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:57,320
I hope you don't mind,
but I brought my dog.

433
00:24:57,480 --> 00:24:59,560
Maya, this is Emmy.

434
00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:01,680
Hey, girl. How you doing?.

435
00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:04,840
- Hello.
- Hi. I'm Lucky.

436
00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:07,080
No, I think I'm the one that's lucky.

437
00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:10,240
I think I just met my dream dog.

438
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:13,960
- Hope you like to play.
- What, are you kidding?.

439
00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:16,240
I'm the one that put the lick in frolic.

440
00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:19,280
Well, looks like they've hit it off.

441
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:22,880
So you wanna go for a walk?.

442
00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:24,560
Okay.

443
00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:29,560
Don't worry, Rick.
We are totally on schedule.

444
00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:33,800
So how do you like Hollywood so far?.

445
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:36,680
It's amazing.
I mean, look at this place.

446
00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:40,520
Everything is so different and exciting.
I bet you love living here.

447
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:43,520
Love living here?.
Yeah, I don't know about that.

448
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:46,840
I mean, I love acting, but Hollywood?.

449
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:49,480
To tell you the truth,
sometimes I think about...

450
00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:53,080
...going back to school and learning
to do something completely different.

451
00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:55,400
Really?. Like what?.

452
00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:59,320
I don't know. There's just so much
out there to learn, you know?.

453
00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:03,920
Well, if you started tomorrow,
you'd probably finish before I did.

454
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:07,280
- Well, when do you go to college?.
- I start next week.

455
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:09,040
- Really?.
- Yeah.

456
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:11,240
Wait, so, what are you doing here?.

457
00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:15,400
To tell you the truth,
I don't really even know myself.

458
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:19,560
So, what was that thing
at the party?.

459
00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:22,440
That little trick you pulled
with the Day-Glo dog?.

460
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:24,920
Oh, no, that wasn't a trick.

461
00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:28,640
I can talk to animals
and they can talk to me.

462
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:36,920
That was a good one. You really
had me going there for a second.

463
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:40,600
Oh, so you really don't
believe me, huh?. Okay.

464
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:42,200
Emmy.

465
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:45,000
Emmy, come here, girl. Come here.

466
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:47,000
Come here.

467
00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:52,200
I need you to tell me something about
Brandon that only you would know.

468
00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:55,160
Oh, really?.

469
00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:02,200
That's interesting.
It's a bit sad, actually.

470
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:04,480
Okay. Well, thank you.

471
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:10,960
Okay, okay. What did she say?.

472
00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:12,840
Oh, nothing, really.

473
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:14,640
Just that you TiVo Dr. Phil...

474
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:18,440
...and still sleep
with Star Wars sheets on your bed.

475
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:23,200
Oh, my God.

476
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:25,240
You can talk to animals.

477
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:28,800
I told you so. It runs in my family.

478
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:33,120
My father is this really amazing man
who helps animals all over the world.

479
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:35,320
Dolittle is kind of a big name
to live up to.

480
00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:38,120
So that's why I just wanna get started,
you know?.

481
00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:41,040
I feel like every day I'm not using
my gift, I'm wasting it.

482
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:43,920
Yeah, it really is an amazing gift.

483
00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:48,120
And to think, today you used it
to find out I'm a total dork.

484
00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:49,600
Shall we?.

485
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:51,440
Sure.

486
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:53,040
So, what's your favorite movie?.

487
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:55,480
Oh, that's easy. Lady and the Tramp.

488
00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:57,200
Really?. Mine too.

489
00:27:58,120 --> 00:27:59,600
It's uncanny, isn't it?.

490
00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:02,200
Yeah. It's like we came
from the same pet store.

491
00:28:02,360 --> 00:28:05,280
I know. It's so romantic.

492
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:10,760
It's too bad we didn't get
to spend more time together.

493
00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:12,360
A little more time with Emmy...

494
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:15,240
...and who knows
what I would've found out about you.

495
00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:21,800
Well, it was nice meeting you,
Maya Dolittle.

496
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:25,880
Oh, it was nice meeting you too,
Mr. Brandon Booker.

497
00:28:26,120 --> 00:28:28,840
If you guys ever make it
out to the Bay Area, sniff me out.

498
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:32,120
And hey, you can always send me
a flea mail. Get it?.

499
00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:35,400
Get it, flea mail?.

500
00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:39,520
Hello?. Plane to catch, remember?.

501
00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:42,680
Well, have a good trip, huh?.

502
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:43,880
Yeah, you too.

503
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:48,440
Not that you're going anywhere,
because you live here.

504
00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:52,840
- I'm gonna get in the car now.
- Yeah. I'll see you, Tiffany.

505
00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:04,720
Thank you.

506
00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:11,280
Hey, it's okay.
Maybe you'll see him again.

507
00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:12,520
I don't know how.

508
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:15,560
I'm gonna be in college in San Francisco
and he'll be here.

509
00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:16,760
Well, you never know.

510
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:19,720
Sometimes life takes, like,
totally unexpected turns, right?.

511
00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:41,760
I just need to pick up something
from my agent's office.

512
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,440
- It'll only take a sec.
- Okay.

513
00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:45,040
- You come too.
- Okay.

514
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:47,440
- Okay.
- Hey, what about me?.

515
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:50,680
- Thank you.
- What am I, chopped liver?.

516
00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:55,600
Star map?.

517
00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:58,720
What kind of a star map
doesn't feature King Kong?.

518
00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:01,240
Oh, what a rip-off.

519
00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:04,680
Come on,
his office is right down here.

520
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:08,800
Yeah, it's Chase.

521
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,640
Listen, I met someone at a party
I think could be huge.

522
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:13,880
Yeah, and get this.

523
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:15,920
He's a monkey.

524
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:18,760
No, no, a... monkey.

525
00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:21,320
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's gonna be huge, man.

526
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:25,200
I love the new decor here.

527
00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:38,440
Tiffany, what's going on?.

528
00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:40,440
- Is that-?.
- That's right.

529
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:42,960
It's you, Maya Dolittle.

530
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:45,000
On television.

531
00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:47,440
Better get used to it, girl.

532
00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:49,840
Better get used to it?.
What is he talking about?.

533
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:51,800
Just listen
to what he has to say, okay?.

534
00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:54,560
Ladies, please have a seat
on that couch.

535
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:56,280
Come on in.

536
00:30:56,480 --> 00:31:00,200
Hi, Maya, my name is Rick Beverly...

537
00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:03,640
...and I like to consider myself
a dream maker.

538
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:10,160
I spend my life making
people's dreams... come true.

539
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:14,200
I did it for Tiffany,
and I can do it for you too.

540
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:19,400
Now, I know
all about your amazing talents...

541
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:23,320
...and I bet I know
what your dream is.

542
00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:27,120
To spend your life
helping the animals, right?.

543
00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:28,480
Yeah.

544
00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:30,000
Yeah, that's right.

545
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:31,600
That's beautiful.

546
00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:33,040
Just like your daddy.

547
00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:35,120
You got me right in my heart part.

548
00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:39,280
Well, what better way
to help those poor animals...

549
00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:42,240
...than with your very own TV show.

550
00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:44,200
A TV show?.

551
00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:48,680
Maya, the world-

552
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:51,640
No, the animals...

553
00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:54,160
...they need someone who cares.

554
00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:57,960
Someone who can give them a voice.

555
00:31:58,120 --> 00:32:00,360
And who better
to give them that voice...

556
00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:03,640
...than someone
who can actually talk to them.

557
00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:08,440
Who better than you, Maya Dolittle?.

558
00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:11,160
So wait.

559
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:15,880
What you're trying to say is,
you wanna put me on a TV show?.

560
00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:19,400
No, he's saying
he wants to put us on TV.

561
00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:20,800
Exactly.

562
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:23,240
Tiffany and Maya.

563
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:26,560
The animal talkers.

564
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:30,040
It will be so hot.
We'll wear amazing outfits.

565
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:31,920
- Have on cool pets.
- Cool.

566
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:34,600
Maybe you can even teach me
how to talk to animals too.

567
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:37,160
Wait, wait, wait, you guys, hold on.

568
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:40,880
This is all really exciting,
but I can't do a TV show.

569
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:43,440
I'm about to start studying
to become a veterinarian.

570
00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:45,240
Wow, a veterinarian.

571
00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:47,040
Good for you.

572
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:49,480
I bet that takes
a long time though, huh?.

573
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:53,160
Yeah, it actually does,
like seven years.

574
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:56,440
Seven years.
What a long time to waste.

575
00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:57,640
I mean, wait.

576
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:03,400
Or you could do this TV show...

577
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:08,600
...and start helping
those poor little animals right now.

578
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:17,320
Yes, Lucky, this is the answer
I've been looking for.

579
00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:18,680
The answer?.

580
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:20,840
Wait a minute,
so if you did this TV show...

581
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:23,120
...then you wouldn't go away
to college?.

582
00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:25,040
Nope, wouldn't have to.

583
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:27,760
I love it. The Animal Talkers.
It's brilliant.

584
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:31,800
Thank you, Lucky, for always
looking out for what's best for me.

585
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:33,840
What's best for you?.

586
00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:37,200
Oh, yes, exactly.
I mean, who else would I be thinking of?.

587
00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:42,600
Oh, no, it's Mom.
I don't know if she'll be as supportive.

588
00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:44,440
- What should I do?.
- Tell her.

589
00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:48,560
- Might as well get it over with, right?.
- I'll just try to buy us some time.

590
00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:49,760
Hello?.

591
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:50,960
Hey, Mom.

592
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:52,840
No, we haven't left yet.

593
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:55,000
But I was thinking...

594
00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:58,040
...would it be okay if I stayed
another couple days or so?.

595
00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:00,360
Another couple days?.
No, you have to get back.

596
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:02,440
This is supposed
to be an overnight thing.

597
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:05,560
Mom, Mom, come on,
just listen to me for a second.

598
00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:08,560
I may have an opportunity
to help a lot more animals here...

599
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:11,560
- ... if I just stay a little longer.
- Longer?. How much longer?.

600
00:34:11,720 --> 00:34:14,600
Well, I don't know yet,
but you can trust me.

601
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:16,880
I usually make
pretty good decisions, don't I?.

602
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:21,360
Okay, stay a few more days,
help some more animals.

603
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:23,920
I guess I can finish up
this packing myself.

604
00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:27,320
And as long as you're back by Saturday,
we should be in good shape.

605
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:29,160
Okay, all right. Thank you, Mommy.

606
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:31,640
- Have fun.
- I love you, bye.

607
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:33,720
Yes.

608
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:38,160
I had my chef prepare
a special breakfast...

609
00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:40,480
...to celebrate the first day
of your new life.

610
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:43,160
Have I died and gone
to doggie heaven or what?.

611
00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:45,080
Eat up, enjoy,
then we've got to motor.

612
00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:48,600
Rick wants to pitch our show to
the networks, so we're already behind.

613
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:51,880
Don't worry, I started thinking
about what the show should be like.

614
00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:54,600
I think I want it to be, like,
educational, you know?.

615
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:58,280
We could answer viewers' questions
and we could go into the audience and-

616
00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:01,320
That reminds me, we need guests.
We could go on the Internet-

617
00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:03,680
Okay, pause.
We are way ahead of you on that.

618
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:07,240
Rick's set up a bunch of appointments
with possible celebrity guests.

619
00:35:07,720 --> 00:35:09,840
- Wait, celebrity guests?.
- Totally.

620
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:13,320
You think anyone's gonna watch
if we interview regular people's animals?.

621
00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:14,800
- I don't think so.
- Really?.

622
00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:17,760
Smells like fish eggs. Oh, well.

623
00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:19,880
- but I don't want it
to all be about that.

624
00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:21,680
Right, right. Of course, of course.

625
00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:24,360
But Maya, trust me,
if we want the show to take off...

626
00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:26,320
...we've got to shoot for the stars.

627
00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:29,840
- Okay, whatever you say.
- All right, come on.

628
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:34,200
- Here we are.
- Where are we?.

629
00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:36,880
- Do you like Chad Cassidy movies?.
- Of course.

630
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:39,560
- Well, that's whose house this is.
- No way.

631
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:42,160
I like to call him Chad Hunkly.

632
00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:47,120
Hi, Chad.

633
00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:52,600
Miss Monaco, come on down.

634
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,240
Hey, love you, babe.

635
00:36:03,720 --> 00:36:07,120
Sorry about having to meet out here,
but I'm training for my next role.

636
00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:10,200
I'm doing the Abe Lincoln story.

637
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:12,520
We spiced it up a little bit.

638
00:36:12,720 --> 00:36:14,920
Well, Chad, we're doing this show...

639
00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:18,800
...and we would love you and Chubster
to be on it. Right, Maya?.

640
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:22,160
Maya.

641
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:25,160
Yeah. I'm sorry,
I've just seen all your movies.

642
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:26,680
I'm a really big fan of yours.

643
00:36:27,720 --> 00:36:29,960
Yeah, me too.

644
00:36:31,240 --> 00:36:33,960
But Tiffany's right.
We would love you to be on our show.

645
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:38,320
It's gonna be all about celebrities
and their pets.

646
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:41,240
Well, that's not what it's all about.
That's part of it.

647
00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:44,880
- But it's mostly about helping animals.
- Oh, yeah?.

648
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:46,920
Well, funny you came by today...

649
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:50,160
...because I could really use some help
with my pig, Chubster.

650
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:52,240
- Really?.
- Yeah.

651
00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:54,400
She's been giving me problems lately.

652
00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:57,240
She's lost her appetite or something.
She just won't eat.

653
00:36:57,400 --> 00:37:00,680
No matter what I try to give her,
she just turns her nose up at it.

654
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:03,040
- Really?.
- Yeah.

655
00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:06,920
I tell you what.

656
00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:09,280
If you can figure out
what's wrong with her...

657
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:10,600
...I'll do your show.

658
00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:13,360
- Sound good?.
- Sounds great.

659
00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:14,880
Okay, Maya, do your stuff.

660
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:16,400
- Okay.
- This way.

661
00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:20,080
There she is right there.

662
00:37:20,240 --> 00:37:23,320
Hey, Chub. Chubster.

663
00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:26,160
I just don't know
what's wrong with her.

664
00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:27,800
Chubster?.

665
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:29,880
Hi, I'm Maya.

666
00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:32,600
So I hear you're not too interested
in food lately.

667
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:34,480
- What's going on?.
- What's the matter?.

668
00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:36,840
Look at me. I'm obese.

669
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:40,480
Okay, but you're a pig.
Aren't you supposed to be fat?.

670
00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:41,640
Says who?.

671
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:45,320
Why does the word pig always have
to be associated with being fat?.

672
00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:48,720
Well, I ain't gonna be part
of the problem no more.

673
00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:51,440
Well, I applaud you
for what you're trying to do...

674
00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:54,240
...but you can't just not eat.
It's not healthy.

675
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:55,880
What else can I do?.

676
00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:57,880
I have a slow metabolism.

677
00:37:58,040 --> 00:38:02,000
Well, I really don't know
what to tell you. I-

678
00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:04,440
You know what?.

679
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:06,640
I think I have an idea.

680
00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:13,200
Oh, thank you, Maya.

681
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:16,120
I can feel the pounds
just dropping off already.

682
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:18,560
Bikini season, here I come.

683
00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:22,120
You shouldn't have any trouble
with getting her to eat now...

684
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:24,680
...but you should also consider
a low-calorie diet.

685
00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:28,240
Wow, I don't know what to say,
but I'll see you at the taping...

686
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:29,720
...of your new show.

687
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:31,080
Right, Chubster?.

688
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:33,640
You got it, Chad baby.

689
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:37,000
You nailed it. You really nailed it.

690
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:38,440
- I did?.
- Totally.

691
00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:41,040
You know, I think you and I
make a really great team.

692
00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:42,960
I think we do.

693
00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:48,360
Now we get these next few celebs
to commit, and we are golden.

694
00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:50,960
You are gonna love this band.

695
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:44,000
Thank you for letting us visit you
on the set of your new film.

696
00:39:44,240 --> 00:39:46,600
So how can we help with your pony?.

697
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:50,400
Buttercup is a total nightmare
to work with.

698
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:52,520
I should have listened to my manager.

699
00:39:52,720 --> 00:39:55,560
He said never to work
with animals or children.

700
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:57,760
Tell me about it.

701
00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:00,360
This is it. Just one left.

702
00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:03,240
You help this animal,
no network in town will turn us down.

703
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:06,960
Oh, great. So whose place is this,
and what kind of pet do they have?.

704
00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:09,280
You better just see for yourself.

705
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:38,600
Yo, yo, yo, fellas, cut it, cut it.

706
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:41,240
Hey, what up, ladies?.
Come on down here.

707
00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:45,200
Hey, yo, Manny.
Chill for five, all right?.

708
00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:46,840
All right.

709
00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:49,880
Ridiculuz.

710
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:52,120
Tiffany, baby.

711
00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:56,360
Thanks for coming. Miss Dolittle,
Tiffany's told me so much about you.

712
00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:59,920
Ladies, this is serious.
I mean, I don't even know what to do.

713
00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:07,800
This is Mr. Fluffernufferman.

714
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:10,520
He like my best friend
in the whole world.

715
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:12,960
He like...

716
00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:16,360
He like the only G I can really trust,
you feel me?.

717
00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:20,360
Thing is, he ain't really been acting
his self lately.

718
00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:23,760
It's like he don't hang with me
and the homeys no more.

719
00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:26,720
He be all sulking in the corners.

720
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:29,960
Sometimes he be hiding
underneath the furniture, man.

721
00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:31,160
Don't worry.

722
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:33,440
Maya will find out
what's bothering him.

723
00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:36,720
Oh, Miss Dolittle,
you just got to do something.

724
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:39,920
He like...

725
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:42,600
He like the wind beneath my wings.

726
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:44,640
Okay.

727
00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:47,560
Hi, Mr. Fluffernufferman.

728
00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:50,800
I'm Maya. So you wanna tell me
what's going on?.

729
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:52,600
I'll tell you what's going on.

730
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:55,120
I hate rap music.

731
00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:58,360
- You do?.
- Yeah, look at these ears.

732
00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:00,520
They're finely-tuned instruments.

733
00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:03,920
They require something
more delicate, you know?.

734
00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:06,760
Well, what did you have in mind?.

735
00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:12,520
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

736
00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:14,280
I could get down with this.

737
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:16,920
Yeah, old school.

738
00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:20,360
So, ladies, when's this show
of yours taping?.

739
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:29,640
Yes, he has a little bunny rabbit.
Can you believe it?.

740
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:33,320
Two days ago, I was sitting
in my bedroom packing to go to college.

741
00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:35,320
And now I'm in Los Angeles...

742
00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:40,360
...hanging out with celebrities
and putting together my own TV show.

743
00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:43,440
Oh, not to mention going to dinner
with Brandon Booker himself.

744
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:44,840
That's right, that's right.

745
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:47,760
- You won't tell me where we're going.
- Will you trust me?.

746
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:52,040
You're gonna love this place
where I got reservations.

747
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:53,320
Best view in town.

748
00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:57,960
I think they used to shoot episodes
of Lassie up here.

749
00:42:58,160 --> 00:43:00,840
Lassie. Now, there was
a beautiful animal.

750
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:03,240
- Think she ever had any work done?.
- I don't know.

751
00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:06,840
- Maybe a little Collie-gen.
- Good one.

752
00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:11,320
So, what about school?.
What did you tell your parents?.

753
00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:14,000
Well, I haven't exactly told them yet.

754
00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:16,400
- You haven't told them?.
- No.

755
00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:19,000
I'll just wait to tell her
until things are final.

756
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:23,760
We go see the network tomorrow,
see if they wanna put the show on.

757
00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:26,480
Really?. Good luck.

758
00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:30,000
Okay, we're almost there.
It's just up ahead.

759
00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:34,040
I don't understand where in the world
you would have reservations up here.

760
00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:36,040
Trust me. It is-

761
00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:38,040
Amazing.

762
00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:41,360
Brandon, this is absolutely amazing.

763
00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:43,600
I told you
it was the best view in town.

764
00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:46,160
You can see everything from here.

765
00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:48,560
Now you really can, look.

766
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:51,120
That's the big record building
over there.

767
00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:52,760
This is really something else.

768
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:54,720
Remember that cool theater
we drove by?.

769
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:56,640
You see it right there?. You see it?.

770
00:43:56,840 --> 00:43:59,440
- Hollywood Walk of Fame.
- Yeah, that's the bowling alley.

771
00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:01,600
You can see the ocean. Oh, my God.

772
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:04,680
Wow, your owner is a real class act.

773
00:44:04,840 --> 00:44:06,960
He's starting
to smell better and better to me.

774
00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:08,560
So hungry?.

775
00:44:09,720 --> 00:44:12,480
Well, I haven't really had much
of an appetite recently.

776
00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:13,640
Oh, no?.

777
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:16,280
No, I don't know
what's wrong with me.

778
00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:19,360
I've just been feeling a little off
the past few days.

779
00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:20,800
I'm really tired too.

780
00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:23,120
Oh, hey, hang on a second.

781
00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:25,800
Hey, Maya, Emmy said
she's feeling a little strange...

782
00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:29,440
...really tired, doesn't wanna eat
and stuff. Any ideas?.

783
00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:31,120
Is he talking to you right now?.

784
00:44:31,720 --> 00:44:33,240
Actually, he is.

785
00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:35,240
He said Emmy's feeling a little weird.

786
00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:36,920
She is?.

787
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:39,960
Yeah, but don't worry.
I'm sure I can help her.

788
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:43,920
So you're feeling a little tired
and you don't wanna eat.

789
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:47,520
Well, maybe a change of diet
can have a positive effect.

790
00:44:47,720 --> 00:44:51,760
Well, I met this pig today
who has a big problem with food.

791
00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:55,240
So, what do you think, girl?.
Maybe a little variety might help?.

792
00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:58,240
Sure, okay. I'm willing to give it a try.

793
00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:00,480
There are some extra dumplings
in the basket.

794
00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:03,120
- Why don't you try those?.
- Thanks, Maya.

795
00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:06,880
Oh, you're welcome, girl.
Don't worry, everything will be okay.

796
00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:10,760
What?.

797
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:12,600
Nothing.

798
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:18,000
It's just that the view's not
the only thing up here that's amazing.

799
00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:21,720
Here you go.

800
00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:24,080
Dig in to these.

801
00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:26,480
You got some sauce on your nose.

802
00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:29,720
- I did?. Where?.
- Here. I'll get it.

803
00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:35,000
I knew being sloppy
would pay off someday, but...

804
00:45:59,960 --> 00:46:03,000
Add to that appearances by one
Chad Cassidy...

805
00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:07,440
...not to mention hip-hop superstar
Ridiculuz...

806
00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:11,000
...on top of all the other celebrities
we have already discussed...

807
00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:13,080
...and, ladies and gentlemen, I think-

808
00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:19,880
No, I know that you have found
your next big show.

809
00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:34,440
I think...

810
00:46:38,080 --> 00:46:39,040
...we love it.

811
00:46:39,240 --> 00:46:41,560
- You do?.
- More than love it.

812
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:43,960
"Love" love it.

813
00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:46,600
That's a lot of love.

814
00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:48,560
We think this show can be big.

815
00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:52,080
No, bigger than big.

816
00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:55,240
Huge.

817
00:46:55,720 --> 00:46:57,680
Hugely big.

818
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:04,360
In fact, we have a hole
in our fall schedule...

819
00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:06,880
...I think we could fill with this show.

820
00:47:07,080 --> 00:47:09,160
Tiff, I can't believe it.
I'm gonna be on TV.

821
00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:11,400
I can start helping animals right now.

822
00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:13,000
Absolutely.

823
00:47:13,240 --> 00:47:16,280
There are, however, a few small changes
we'd like to discuss first.

824
00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:18,040
Small changes?.

825
00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:19,960
Oh, smaller than small.

826
00:47:20,120 --> 00:47:22,520
- Itsy-bitsy.
- Teeny-weeny.

827
00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:25,160
Okay, like what?.

828
00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:29,960
Well, for starters, we'd like
to tone down the whole helping thing.

829
00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:32,760
Tone down?.
But that's what this show is all about.

830
00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:34,280
Oh, absolutely.

831
00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:38,120
We just think the show
can be more entertaining...

832
00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:40,120
...while it's helping.

833
00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:42,760
But it has to help.

834
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:47,760
I swear, if this show doesn't help,
I don't know what we're doing here.

835
00:47:51,720 --> 00:47:53,400
Any of us.

836
00:47:55,920 --> 00:48:00,320
Oh, okay, well, I can understand that.
More entertaining.

837
00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:02,440
Anything else?.

838
00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:06,480
We can iron out
all the finer details later.

839
00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:12,360
Right now, the big question is
do we have a deal?.

840
00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:19,840
Maya Dolittle...

841
00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:26,160
...welcome to network television.

842
00:48:32,720 --> 00:48:35,160
- Yes.
- Congratulations, kiddo, you did it.

843
00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:38,160
Oh, thanks, guys,
but, look, I still have one concern.

844
00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:41,320
I know the show has to be entertaining,
but I wanna make sure...

845
00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:44,200
...the purpose of what we're doing
is to still help animals.

846
00:48:44,360 --> 00:48:45,400
Let me ask you.

847
00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:47,840
- You are Maya Dolittle, correct?.
- Of course I am.

848
00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:50,000
Maya Dolittle
wants to help animals, right?.

849
00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:51,760
That's all I've ever wanted to do.

850
00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:53,960
If Maya Dolittle
is involved in this show...

851
00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:56,320
...then how can it not be
about helping animals?.

852
00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:59,800
Maya Dolittle helps animals.
That's what she does.

853
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,440
Yeah, yeah, I guess that makes sense.

854
00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:04,040
Of course it does.

855
00:49:04,240 --> 00:49:08,520
Now, look, I don't want you to worry
about any of this stuff, okay?.

856
00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:13,520
I will not let anyone
ruin your vision for this show.

857
00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:14,800
- Okay, kiddo?.
- Okay.

858
00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:17,920
Because I'm Rick Beverly.
See?. That's what I do.

859
00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:21,000
Now, there is just one small detail
left to discuss.

860
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:22,640
Not a big one, just a small one.

861
00:49:22,800 --> 00:49:24,720
- And what's that?.
- That's my contract.

862
00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:27,160
- The contract?.
- It's nothing out of the ordinary.

863
00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:29,480
It just gives me permission
to represent you...

864
00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:32,080
...and to use your likeness,
etcetera, etcetera.

865
00:49:32,240 --> 00:49:33,840
There's a bunch of legal hoo-hah...

866
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:36,880
...that you don't have
to concern yourself with at all.

867
00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:40,280
Tiff signed the exact same thing
when we started working together.

868
00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:42,480
- Isn't that right, Tiff?.
- Yeah, that's right.

869
00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:45,040
Yeah, fun.

870
00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:50,720
You know what?.
I think I should read it before I sign it.

871
00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:51,920
Is that okay?.

872
00:49:53,400 --> 00:49:54,800
Absolutely.

873
00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:57,640
Absolutely, you should read it
before you sign it.

874
00:49:57,840 --> 00:50:00,920
I wouldn't have it any other way.
Wouldn't be right.

875
00:50:01,520 --> 00:50:03,400
We can worry
about all this stuff later.

876
00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:06,520
Maya and I have something
more important we've to do first.

877
00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:09,160
- Like what?.
- Celebrate.

878
00:50:09,320 --> 00:50:12,200
And there's only one way I know
how to do that.

879
00:51:01,880 --> 00:51:04,680
Monkeys, we never go out of style.

880
00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:37,440
Wow, celebrating is so much fun.

881
00:51:37,560 --> 00:51:41,200
Now that you're gonna stay out here,
we can do it, like, every weekend.

882
00:51:41,320 --> 00:51:44,600
Really?. Wow, that would be so great.

883
00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:47,440
But, you know, you've already done
so much for me already.

884
00:51:47,600 --> 00:51:50,480
I don't wanna impose
more than I already have.

885
00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:54,360
Besides, you probably wanna get back
to hanging out with your regular friends.

886
00:51:54,520 --> 00:51:56,120
Yeah, you are so right.

887
00:51:56,360 --> 00:51:58,840
Because I usually hang out with them,
like, every day.

888
00:51:59,440 --> 00:52:02,760
I wish they wouldn't wanna hang out
so much, but you know friends.

889
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:05,840
They're just so friendly.

890
00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:15,040
Sorry, I have to get this.
Don't use up all the sun.

891
00:52:15,240 --> 00:52:17,240
Bring me back
one of those fancy drinks.

892
00:52:17,480 --> 00:52:19,560
The ones with the little umbrellas
in them.

893
00:52:19,680 --> 00:52:22,760
- Hello?.
- Friends, good one.

894
00:52:23,480 --> 00:52:25,640
- What did you say?.
- I said that was a good one.

895
00:52:25,840 --> 00:52:27,560
About Tiffany having friends.

896
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:29,240
What do you mean?.

897
00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:31,280
I mean, she doesn't.

898
00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:33,080
Wait, what are you talking about?.

899
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:35,640
Who do I see her all the time
in the magazines with?.

900
00:52:35,800 --> 00:52:38,560
She's always hanging out
with all kinds of fabulous people.

901
00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:41,440
Photo ops staged for the cameras.

902
00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:43,600
She doesn't really know
any of those people.

903
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:46,800
It's kind of sad if you think about it.

904
00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:48,560
Yeah.

905
00:52:49,160 --> 00:52:50,720
Sorry, that was Britney.

906
00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:53,440
She wanted to hang out,
but I told her I couldn't...

907
00:52:53,640 --> 00:52:56,320
...because I was hanging out
with my new best friend.

908
00:52:57,320 --> 00:53:00,040
- Poor kid.
- Hi, baby.

909
00:53:06,200 --> 00:53:08,040
I hope it isn't who I think it is.

910
00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:27,000
Okay, people, the audience will be here
in less than three hours...

911
00:53:27,160 --> 00:53:29,360
...so let's get cracking
on our first rehearsal.

912
00:53:29,560 --> 00:53:30,840
Look at you.

913
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:33,360
You look dynamite.

914
00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:36,520
Now, all the celebrity pets
have arrived.

915
00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:38,000
You all ready for rehearsal?.

916
00:53:38,160 --> 00:53:39,160
- Yep.
- Totally.

917
00:53:39,320 --> 00:53:41,720
Great, then there's just one thing
to talk about.

918
00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:44,080
The contract.
Did you get a chance to look at it?.

919
00:53:44,240 --> 00:53:46,720
Oh, no, I completely forgot.
We've just been so busy.

920
00:53:46,920 --> 00:53:48,400
- Oh, boy.
- Anyone seen my frappe?.

921
00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:50,760
- Maya, you look great.
- This could be a problem.

922
00:53:50,920 --> 00:53:55,440
Because before the cameras roll,
we need your name on the dotted line.

923
00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:59,600
But if you need a few more days
to read it, I guess that's okay.

924
00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:01,680
I'll just send all these people home.

925
00:54:01,840 --> 00:54:03,280
- Oh, no.
- I'm gonna be on TV.

926
00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:05,600
I'd sign it now,
but I didn't bring it with me.

927
00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:09,080
Oh, what a coincidence.
I have an extra one right here.

928
00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:13,920
Okay, well, if Tiffany signed
the exact same thing...

929
00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:15,400
...it should be fine, right?.

930
00:54:15,560 --> 00:54:16,840
- Right.
- Okay.

931
00:54:17,920 --> 00:54:19,280
There you go.

932
00:54:20,080 --> 00:54:21,720
Super.

933
00:54:21,880 --> 00:54:24,720
Now let's Dolittle it.

934
00:54:25,400 --> 00:54:28,440
You like that?. I thought that could be
your new catch phrase.

935
00:54:28,600 --> 00:54:30,160
It's in the contract.

936
00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:31,800
Oh, wait.

937
00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:34,440
- Oh, no, it's my mom.
- Oh, great.

938
00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:36,840
I guess I have to tell her
what I've been doing.

939
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:38,400
- Yeah.
- I'll be up in a minute.

940
00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:41,080
Okay, good stuff.

941
00:54:41,240 --> 00:54:42,440
- Hello?.
- Hey, Maya.

942
00:54:42,600 --> 00:54:45,400
- Hey, Mom.
- Break a shell.

943
00:54:45,600 --> 00:54:48,640
Oh, no, no, I haven't gotten
any of your messages.

944
00:54:48,840 --> 00:54:49,880
Maya, what is going on?.

945
00:54:50,080 --> 00:54:52,040
You were supposed
to be home yesterday.

946
00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:54,080
Look, Mom,
I have to tell you something...

947
00:54:54,240 --> 00:54:57,840
...and I really need you
to try to understand, okay?.

948
00:54:59,560 --> 00:55:02,160
I've decided not to go to college,
stay in Los Angeles...

949
00:55:02,320 --> 00:55:04,080
...and do a TV show
with Tiffany Monaco.

950
00:55:04,280 --> 00:55:05,320
You're what?

951
00:55:05,440 --> 00:55:07,480
Maya, I don't know
what has come over you...

952
00:55:07,640 --> 00:55:10,240
...but we will talk about it later
when you get home.

953
00:55:10,480 --> 00:55:12,720
Now, what you're going to do
is pack your bags...

954
00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:14,480
...and get to the airport tonight.

955
00:55:14,640 --> 00:55:18,560
I will have a ticket waiting for you.
Do you understand me?

956
00:55:18,760 --> 00:55:22,640
Look, Mom,
I already made up my mind...

957
00:55:22,840 --> 00:55:24,920
...so you ' re just gonna have to
accept it.

958
00:55:25,120 --> 00:55:27,280
I gotta go.
They're waiting for me in rehearsal.

959
00:55:27,480 --> 00:55:28,720
I'll give you a call later.

960
00:55:28,880 --> 00:55:32,360
Rehearsal?. Maya, don't you dare
hang up that phone, young lady.

961
00:55:32,480 --> 00:55:33,640
I'm your mother, we'll-

962
00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:36,760
Maya?. Maya?.

963
00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:39,960
That didn't sound
like it went really well.

964
00:55:41,720 --> 00:55:43,080
You can say that...

965
00:55:43,240 --> 00:55:46,160
...but she'll understand
when she sees the show, right?.

966
00:55:46,360 --> 00:55:49,520
I mean, once she sees how much good
the show is gonna do, right?.

967
00:55:49,680 --> 00:55:51,760
- Won't she?.
- Sure, sure she will.

968
00:55:51,960 --> 00:55:54,120
Yeah, of course.
Don't give it a second thought.

969
00:55:54,280 --> 00:55:55,400
Thanks, Lucky.

970
00:55:55,600 --> 00:55:57,560
Now go out there and break a leg.

971
00:55:57,760 --> 00:56:00,200
Rehearsal's up. And action.

972
00:56:09,160 --> 00:56:12,200
Hi, I'm Tiffany Monaco,
and this is my friend-

973
00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:13,480
Maya Dolittle.

974
00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:15,880
And we would like
to welcome you to...

975
00:56:16,080 --> 00:56:18,360
- The Animal Talkers.
- The Animal Talkers.

976
00:56:18,520 --> 00:56:20,600
Today, we're gonna talk
about animal fashion.

977
00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:22,520
- Isn't that right, Maya?.
- It sure is.

978
00:56:22,760 --> 00:56:27,000
And our first episode is all about
how to help our animals look good.

979
00:56:27,160 --> 00:56:29,000
It's going to be
such an amazing show.

980
00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:32,120
We have Hollywood heartthrob
Chad Cassidy.

981
00:56:32,360 --> 00:56:34,840
Hey, Emmy.
I'm psyched you guys could make it.

982
00:56:35,080 --> 00:56:38,120
- You want a tour of the studio?.
- Sure, Lucky, thanks.

983
00:56:38,320 --> 00:56:40,840
But first, can I get a drink of water?.

984
00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:43,080
Oh, you're still not feeling well,
are you?.

985
00:56:44,120 --> 00:56:46,720
Come on, I know a place backstage
where you can relax.

986
00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:51,160
Tiff, our first guest is not only one
of the biggest Hollywood heartthrobs...

987
00:56:51,320 --> 00:56:54,320
...but he also has one
of the biggest Hollywood hearts.

988
00:56:54,480 --> 00:56:57,240
So let's give a big warm
Animal Talkers welcome...

989
00:56:57,400 --> 00:56:58,760
...to Chad Cassidy.

990
00:56:58,960 --> 00:57:01,800
And his VIP-
Very Important Pig, that is.

991
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:03,360
- Chubster.

992
00:57:09,280 --> 00:57:12,400
Chubster told Maya when she's
getting ready to paint the town red...

993
00:57:12,600 --> 00:57:15,120
...with owner Chad Cassidy,
she likes to think pink.

994
00:57:15,320 --> 00:57:16,360
That's right, Tiffany.

995
00:57:16,480 --> 00:57:20,720
And thanks to you and Maya,
we'll never clash again.

996
00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:23,600
Isn't that right, Chubster?.

997
00:57:28,240 --> 00:57:29,960
What is this, a fashion show?.

998
00:57:30,120 --> 00:57:32,840
Now I think it's time for us
to bring out our next guest...

999
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:36,160
...who happens to be one
of my favorites.

1000
00:57:37,720 --> 00:57:38,760
Hey, yo.

1001
00:57:38,920 --> 00:57:41,200
We're happy to be here, y'all.

1002
00:57:42,120 --> 00:57:44,240
Hey, Maya, who's that hip-hopper?.

1003
00:57:44,480 --> 00:57:48,840
Girl, that is Ridiculuz and his hare
with flair, Mr. Fluffernufferman.

1004
00:57:49,040 --> 00:57:52,280
We helped him find his inner mack daddy
with this hot ensemble.

1005
00:57:52,520 --> 00:57:55,600
How do you like your new duds,
Mr. Fluffernufferman?.

1006
00:57:58,120 --> 00:58:01,600
Really?. Good one.
That was really funny.

1007
00:58:03,520 --> 00:58:04,720
Cut.

1008
00:58:06,120 --> 00:58:08,080
That was amazing.

1009
00:58:08,720 --> 00:58:09,960
Thank you. Okay, thank you.

1010
00:58:10,120 --> 00:58:12,920
Take five, we're gonna reset
for the next rehearsal segment.

1011
00:58:13,120 --> 00:58:14,280
Thank you, people.

1012
00:58:14,480 --> 00:58:16,640
All right, let's go.
Roger, how was that?.

1013
00:58:17,640 --> 00:58:18,760
- Hey.
- Hey.

1014
00:58:18,920 --> 00:58:20,320
So, what do you think?.

1015
00:58:20,560 --> 00:58:23,280
Well, I think I barely recognize you.

1016
00:58:23,440 --> 00:58:26,120
No, not me, I'm talking about the show.
What do you think?.

1017
00:58:26,320 --> 00:58:31,000
The show?.
Yeah, well, the show is interesting.

1018
00:58:31,240 --> 00:58:32,280
Interesting?.

1019
00:58:32,440 --> 00:58:34,400
- Don't you like it?.
- Oh, I don't know.

1020
00:58:34,600 --> 00:58:36,960
I guess-
I mean, it wasn't what I expected.

1021
00:58:37,120 --> 00:58:39,800
I thought you wanted the show
to be about helping animals.

1022
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:41,120
Well, I did. I do.

1023
00:58:41,240 --> 00:58:44,440
- I mean, it is, isn't it?.
- Yeah, well, I don't know.

1024
00:58:44,520 --> 00:58:47,640
A pig in a tutu?.
How does that really help anyone?.

1025
00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:49,880
It's just a different kind of help,
you know?.

1026
00:58:50,080 --> 00:58:52,280
- It still has to be entertaining, right?.
- Yeah.

1027
00:58:52,520 --> 00:58:54,160
I guess I'm just a little surprised.

1028
00:58:54,360 --> 00:58:56,120
When you first told me
about the show...

1029
00:58:56,280 --> 00:58:58,640
...I pictured something
a little more educational.

1030
00:58:58,840 --> 00:59:00,600
Maya, Maya.

1031
00:59:00,760 --> 00:59:02,480
Wait, Lucky, hold on one second.

1032
00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:05,880
I know the show has changed a bit
from when I first heard about it...

1033
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:08,000
...but it's still all about
helping animals.

1034
00:59:08,160 --> 00:59:09,960
- Maya.
- I mean, I'm Maya Dolittle.

1035
00:59:10,160 --> 00:59:11,760
And all I wanna do is help animals.

1036
00:59:11,920 --> 00:59:14,680
So why would I be on a show
that isn't about helping animals?.

1037
00:59:14,840 --> 00:59:16,720
Maya, Maya,
I really need to talk to you.

1038
00:59:16,920 --> 00:59:18,640
Lucky, I said hold on a minute.

1039
00:59:19,160 --> 00:59:21,920
Maya, are you sure
this is what you wanna be doing?.

1040
00:59:22,160 --> 00:59:24,320
Maya, listen to me. Emmy needs help.

1041
00:59:24,560 --> 00:59:25,920
Lucky, I said hold-

1042
00:59:26,120 --> 00:59:27,160
Wait, what did you say?.

1043
00:59:27,360 --> 00:59:28,800
I think Emmy is really sick.

1044
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:31,400
- You better come take a look at her.
- Oh, no.

1045
00:59:31,600 --> 00:59:33,160
What's the matter?. Where you going?.

1046
00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:35,720
Well, Lucky said
there's something wrong with Emmy.

1047
00:59:35,920 --> 00:59:38,360
- Emmy?.
- Yeah, come on.

1048
00:59:38,600 --> 00:59:40,240
Maya?. Where are you going, Maya?.

1049
00:59:40,440 --> 00:59:42,760
Maya, we need you on-set.

1050
00:59:44,480 --> 00:59:47,800
- Lucky, come on, where is she?.
- Over here, hurry.

1051
00:59:49,920 --> 00:59:51,120
Emmy.

1052
00:59:51,320 --> 00:59:52,600
- Oh, Emmy.
- Emmy.

1053
00:59:52,800 --> 00:59:54,920
What's the matter, girl?.
Tell me what's wrong.

1054
00:59:55,520 --> 00:59:57,040
I don't know.

1055
00:59:57,280 --> 00:59:59,400
I just keep feeling worse and worse.

1056
01:00:00,120 --> 01:00:02,800
- Is she okay?. What's the matter?.
- I'm not sure yet.

1057
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:07,240
Maya Dolittle to the set.
Maya Dolittle to the set, please.

1058
01:00:07,440 --> 01:00:09,320
Okay, I think I better get her to a vet.

1059
01:00:09,480 --> 01:00:11,080
No, no, no. I can help her.

1060
01:00:11,240 --> 01:00:13,760
Emmy, can you tell me,
where does it hurt?.

1061
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:15,240
I don't know.

1062
01:00:15,360 --> 01:00:18,040
- I just feel so weak.
- What did she say?.

1063
01:00:18,200 --> 01:00:21,240
- She's not sure, but it's okay-
- No, I'm taking her to a vet.

1064
01:00:21,400 --> 01:00:23,640
But you don't have to,
I can talk to her-

1065
01:00:23,800 --> 01:00:26,120
Maya,
just because you can talk to animals...

1066
01:00:26,280 --> 01:00:29,080
...doesn't mean you know everything
about them.

1067
01:00:29,280 --> 01:00:31,720
Now, are you gonna help me
get her to a vet or not?.

1068
01:00:31,960 --> 01:00:34,600
Maya, what's going on?.
We need you right now.

1069
01:00:35,600 --> 01:00:37,480
Maya, we gotta do something.

1070
01:00:42,960 --> 01:00:44,840
We better hurry.

1071
01:00:46,440 --> 01:00:47,920
It's okay. It's okay.

1072
01:00:48,080 --> 01:00:50,360
It's okay. Come on, baby.

1073
01:00:50,600 --> 01:00:51,760
Hey, where are you going?.

1074
01:00:51,880 --> 01:00:53,080
- I'm sorry.
- Sorry?.

1075
01:00:53,320 --> 01:00:55,720
I got a show to shoot. I'm sorry?.

1076
01:00:55,880 --> 01:00:57,760
I'm sorry?.

1077
01:01:01,360 --> 01:01:02,640
Excuse me. Excuse me.

1078
01:01:02,840 --> 01:01:04,720
I think my dog is really sick.

1079
01:01:04,920 --> 01:01:07,240
Okay, let's bring her right through.

1080
01:01:12,840 --> 01:01:14,800
It's okay, Emmy. It's okay.

1081
01:01:21,160 --> 01:01:24,080
I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to ask you
to wait outside.

1082
01:01:27,640 --> 01:01:30,440
Please just let her be okay.

1083
01:01:35,120 --> 01:01:37,760
Come on, come on.

1084
01:01:38,120 --> 01:01:40,520
What is taking so long?.

1085
01:01:48,880 --> 01:01:50,080
She's gonna be okay.

1086
01:01:50,280 --> 01:01:51,880
- She is?.
- Yeah.

1087
01:01:52,040 --> 01:01:53,800
Oh, that is such a relief.

1088
01:01:53,960 --> 01:01:55,000
What's wrong with her?.

1089
01:01:55,880 --> 01:01:56,880
It's Bordetella.

1090
01:01:57,040 --> 01:01:58,800
It's actually fairly easy to diagnose.

1091
01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:00,880
The symptoms are quickly identifiable.

1092
01:02:01,040 --> 01:02:02,640
Fatigue, loss of appetite.

1093
01:02:03,200 --> 01:02:04,720
Fatigue and loss of appetite.

1094
01:02:04,880 --> 01:02:06,000
The test confirmed it.

1095
01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:08,720
Most dogs are vaccinated for it
when they're puppies...

1096
01:02:08,880 --> 01:02:10,560
...but for some reason, she wasn't.

1097
01:02:10,720 --> 01:02:14,400
The people that I adopted her from
told me that she had all her shots.

1098
01:02:14,600 --> 01:02:16,040
I guess I should have checked.

1099
01:02:16,160 --> 01:02:19,160
It's lucky that you caught it
when you did and brought her in.

1100
01:02:19,400 --> 01:02:21,840
Yeah,
it's lucky we caught it in time.

1101
01:02:23,280 --> 01:02:26,720
Emmy, I'm so sorry I couldn't figure out
what was wrong with you.

1102
01:02:26,960 --> 01:02:30,600
It's okay, Maya. It's not your fault.
How could you have known?.

1103
01:02:31,600 --> 01:02:33,320
We're gonna keep her for observation.

1104
01:02:33,520 --> 01:02:35,000
- She needs some rest.
- Yeah.

1105
01:02:38,080 --> 01:02:39,960
They said that she could have died.

1106
01:02:40,120 --> 01:02:41,680
And it would have been my fault.

1107
01:02:41,920 --> 01:02:48,000
No, Brandon, it would have been mine,
and I'm so sorry.

1108
01:02:48,680 --> 01:02:51,480
Look, I'll talk to you about this later,
okay?.

1109
01:02:51,680 --> 01:02:55,320
Right now,
there's something I gotta do.

1110
01:02:56,080 --> 01:02:58,760
And I'm happy
that Emmy's gonna be okay.

1111
01:02:58,960 --> 01:03:00,160
Yeah.

1112
01:03:18,120 --> 01:03:19,200
I just- I don't-

1113
01:03:19,400 --> 01:03:21,560
Where is she?. Where is she?.

1114
01:03:21,760 --> 01:03:24,200
- If your client doesn't show-
- Just relax.

1115
01:03:24,360 --> 01:03:25,960
Finally. Okay, people, Maya's here.

1116
01:03:26,120 --> 01:03:27,720
We're set to go. Places, please.

1117
01:03:27,920 --> 01:03:30,200
Maya, are you okay?.
How's Brandon's dog?.

1118
01:03:30,400 --> 01:03:31,760
I think she's gonna be okay.

1119
01:03:31,920 --> 01:03:33,360
Good. Are you okay?.

1120
01:03:33,520 --> 01:03:35,160
Maya, where have you been all day?.

1121
01:03:35,320 --> 01:03:36,800
You completely missed rehearsal.

1122
01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:40,120
I know, and I'm really sorry,
but I have something to tell you guys.

1123
01:03:40,280 --> 01:03:42,920
We don't have time for that.
We're about to start taping.

1124
01:03:43,080 --> 01:03:44,880
No, Rick, I really need to talk to you.

1125
01:03:45,040 --> 01:03:47,800
Later.
Right now, you've gotta listen, okay?.

1126
01:03:54,960 --> 01:03:56,400
I'm looking for my daughter.

1127
01:03:56,600 --> 01:03:58,800
Can you tell me where I can find
Maya Dolittle?.

1128
01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:01,800
Because you missed rehearsal,
you have to go out there cold.

1129
01:04:01,920 --> 01:04:03,840
Follow the cue cards
and you'll be fine.

1130
01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:05,040
No, but Rick-

1131
01:04:05,200 --> 01:04:07,240
Tiffany's a pro.
Just follow her lead, okay?.

1132
01:04:07,400 --> 01:04:09,760
- No, but-
- All right, knock them dead, kiddo.

1133
01:04:13,880 --> 01:04:16,400
Hi, Tiffany. Come on, girl.

1134
01:04:16,560 --> 01:04:20,080
All right. Talk to some animals.

1135
01:04:22,240 --> 01:04:24,200
- Hurray, Maya.
- Maya, you rock.

1136
01:04:24,360 --> 01:04:26,320
We're all gonna be on TV.

1137
01:04:28,240 --> 01:04:32,400
Hi, I'm Tiffany Monaco,
and this is my friend...

1138
01:04:36,280 --> 01:04:37,680
I said, this is my friend-

1139
01:04:38,280 --> 01:04:39,280
Oh, Maya.

1140
01:04:39,440 --> 01:04:42,000
Maya Dolittle. That's right.

1141
01:04:42,200 --> 01:04:46,160
- And we are the animal talkers.
- The animal talkers.

1142
01:04:46,320 --> 01:04:48,160
What she said.

1143
01:04:49,360 --> 01:04:51,680
Today, we're gonna talk
all about animal fashion.

1144
01:04:51,880 --> 01:04:54,000
Isn't that right, Maya?.

1145
01:04:54,880 --> 01:04:57,000
What's wrong with her?.

1146
01:05:00,200 --> 01:05:01,400
Right, Maya?.

1147
01:05:04,200 --> 01:05:06,760
Read what's on the cue cards, honey.

1148
01:05:10,040 --> 01:05:11,520
No.

1149
01:05:12,560 --> 01:05:15,800
No.
That's not what I wanna talk about.

1150
01:05:15,920 --> 01:05:18,600
I wanna talk about the fact that...

1151
01:05:18,920 --> 01:05:20,080
...this is all wrong.

1152
01:05:22,160 --> 01:05:26,200
A dog I know almost died today
and it was my fault.

1153
01:05:26,640 --> 01:05:30,000
I thought I could help her.
I thought I did help her...

1154
01:05:30,200 --> 01:05:34,280
...but it turns out
I was just fooling myself.

1155
01:05:35,120 --> 01:05:37,480
You guys, Maya Dolittle,
the animal talker...

1156
01:05:37,640 --> 01:05:39,320
...can't even help animals...

1157
01:05:39,440 --> 01:05:42,440
...because Maya Dolittle
doesn't even know how to.

1158
01:05:42,640 --> 01:05:45,280
Or at least not yet.

1159
01:05:46,040 --> 01:05:47,320
- But Maya helped me.
- Me too.

1160
01:05:47,480 --> 01:05:50,160
- She certainly helped this dove.
- She helped all of us.

1161
01:05:50,360 --> 01:05:52,280
Guys, listen to her.

1162
01:05:52,480 --> 01:05:54,920
Yeah. It's not what she's saying.

1163
01:05:55,080 --> 01:05:58,920
I may have helped a few celebrity pets
with their problems...

1164
01:05:59,040 --> 01:06:00,880
...but I wanna do so much more.

1165
01:06:01,680 --> 01:06:04,640
Just because I can talk to animals
doesn't mean I can help them.

1166
01:06:04,800 --> 01:06:08,560
Like, really help them
when they need it the most.

1167
01:06:09,160 --> 01:06:14,400
And in order to do that,
I need to go to veterinary school.

1168
01:06:16,280 --> 01:06:19,080
So I'm really sorry, Tiffany.

1169
01:06:19,240 --> 01:06:23,080
And I'm sorry
to everybody in the audience...

1170
01:06:23,240 --> 01:06:26,040
...but I just can't do this show.

1171
01:06:26,200 --> 01:06:28,320
I hope you all understand.

1172
01:06:55,120 --> 01:06:57,880
Great stuff. Really great stuff.

1173
01:06:59,440 --> 01:07:04,240
Maya, can I just have one quick word
with you backstage?.

1174
01:07:04,440 --> 01:07:06,360
Yeah, sure.

1175
01:07:10,800 --> 01:07:12,360
That is such a relief.

1176
01:07:12,560 --> 01:07:14,520
Rick, thank you so much
for understanding.

1177
01:07:14,720 --> 01:07:16,400
Understanding?.

1178
01:07:16,560 --> 01:07:19,640
The only thing I understand
is that as long as I have this...

1179
01:07:19,800 --> 01:07:22,360
...you will do
exactly what I want you to do...

1180
01:07:22,480 --> 01:07:25,600
...when I want you to do it.

1181
01:07:25,760 --> 01:07:28,120
- What?.
- Don't you get it?.

1182
01:07:28,400 --> 01:07:32,440
Thanks to your signature
being on this contract, I own you.

1183
01:07:32,600 --> 01:07:34,040
I own your name.

1184
01:07:34,200 --> 01:07:36,000
I own your little face.

1185
01:07:36,240 --> 01:07:39,200
I own all things Maya Dolittle.

1186
01:07:39,400 --> 01:07:43,320
Just like I own Tiffany Monaco.
Remember?.

1187
01:07:43,480 --> 01:07:46,040
She signed the exact same contract.

1188
01:07:46,200 --> 01:07:49,400
You knew the contract said that
and you didn't say anything to me?.

1189
01:07:49,560 --> 01:07:50,880
I thought we were friends.

1190
01:07:51,760 --> 01:07:53,400
- Well, I-
- Oh, yeah, friends.

1191
01:07:53,560 --> 01:07:55,200
Welcome to Hollywood.

1192
01:07:55,400 --> 01:07:56,720
So now...

1193
01:07:56,920 --> 01:08:01,520
...I want you to march right back out
to your little spot there on-stage...

1194
01:08:01,680 --> 01:08:03,920
...read whatever's on the cue cards...

1195
01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:07,280
...and be Maya Dolittle,
the animal talker, okay?.

1196
01:08:07,440 --> 01:08:10,000
- Hey.
- What's he trying to pull?.

1197
01:08:10,160 --> 01:08:12,560
He can't talk to her like that.

1198
01:08:12,760 --> 01:08:14,680
Right up there.

1199
01:08:16,680 --> 01:08:17,840
Come on.

1200
01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:24,440
Hey, everyone.
You wanna help Maya out?.

1201
01:08:24,640 --> 01:08:26,560
Then get that contract.

1202
01:08:26,760 --> 01:08:29,760
This clown is going down.

1203
01:08:29,960 --> 01:08:31,400
Let me at him.

1204
01:08:31,600 --> 01:08:32,560
After him.

1205
01:08:32,800 --> 01:08:34,640
Jump him.

1206
01:08:35,360 --> 01:08:37,360
- Come on.
- Bust a move.

1207
01:08:37,600 --> 01:08:38,800
Charge.

1208
01:08:40,960 --> 01:08:42,520
Hey.

1209
01:08:43,160 --> 01:08:45,000
Hey. Hey, let go.

1210
01:08:45,200 --> 01:08:47,480
You're about to get a mouthful of hoof,
buddy boy.

1211
01:08:47,680 --> 01:08:49,160
- Get him.
- Give me that contract.

1212
01:08:49,800 --> 01:08:51,080
What is going on here?.

1213
01:08:51,520 --> 01:08:54,040
Hey, you, you back off.

1214
01:08:54,240 --> 01:08:56,920
Get away from me.
Okay, okay, stop.

1215
01:08:57,040 --> 01:08:59,320
Stay right there.
Back it up, back it up.

1216
01:08:59,560 --> 01:09:00,800
Do you know who I am?.

1217
01:09:02,160 --> 01:09:06,280
Turtle, that's far enough.
Hey, you, stop it right there with your-

1218
01:09:06,400 --> 01:09:09,240
I don't even know what you are.
Hey, get back there.

1219
01:09:09,400 --> 01:09:10,520
Maya. Maya.

1220
01:09:10,760 --> 01:09:12,880
Maya, tell these animals to back off,
will you?.

1221
01:09:13,120 --> 01:09:14,200
Oh, no, Rick, I'm sorry.

1222
01:09:14,360 --> 01:09:16,400
I don't believe
that's on the cue cards.

1223
01:09:18,680 --> 01:09:20,880
Get away from me.

1224
01:09:21,080 --> 01:09:22,120
Hey, stop.

1225
01:09:22,280 --> 01:09:23,960
Get him.

1226
01:09:24,120 --> 01:09:25,200
Stop!

1227
01:09:27,640 --> 01:09:29,800
Stay back, fur balls.

1228
01:09:33,360 --> 01:09:35,200
- After him.
- I am on his tail.

1229
01:09:40,120 --> 01:09:43,000
Where is he?.
Everybody, split up.

1230
01:09:43,160 --> 01:09:45,880
Follow your noses and sniff him out.

1231
01:09:46,120 --> 01:09:47,640
His bacon is fried.

1232
01:09:47,880 --> 01:09:49,200
Search and destroy.

1233
01:09:49,880 --> 01:09:52,200
Oh, he is fertilizer now.

1234
01:09:54,640 --> 01:09:56,320
This way.

1235
01:09:58,120 --> 01:09:59,960
- Lucky.
- I hope he likes warts.

1236
01:10:00,160 --> 01:10:03,600
Let's put the squeeze on him.

1237
01:10:05,920 --> 01:10:07,760
I can smell that rat around here.

1238
01:10:07,960 --> 01:10:09,960
Lucky. Lucky, which way did he go?.

1239
01:10:17,440 --> 01:10:19,360
This way. Come on.

1240
01:10:26,120 --> 01:10:27,640
Where did he go?. This way?.

1241
01:10:27,800 --> 01:10:31,560
- Come on, let's go.
- Hey, there he goes.

1242
01:10:31,720 --> 01:10:33,640
I'm after him.

1243
01:10:33,840 --> 01:10:38,000
- Feet, do your duty.
- Hey, out of my way, slowpoke.

1244
01:10:47,880 --> 01:10:50,400
Oh, piggy.

1245
01:10:51,240 --> 01:10:53,440
You think I am afraid of you?.

1246
01:10:53,680 --> 01:10:59,400
I am D'Artagnan,
and I am not afraid of anything.

1247
01:11:01,360 --> 01:11:05,200
- Snake!
- Hey, what's up?.

1248
01:11:06,320 --> 01:11:09,480
- No!
- Fork over that contract.

1249
01:11:14,120 --> 01:11:16,240
Bull's-eye.

1250
01:11:18,320 --> 01:11:20,600
Why, you little...

1251
01:11:21,080 --> 01:11:23,080
That's it for you.

1252
01:11:28,440 --> 01:11:30,520
All right, easy there, big fellow.

1253
01:11:30,680 --> 01:11:33,360
This town's not big enough
for the two of us.

1254
01:11:34,200 --> 01:11:37,480
You know what I want
and I'm here to get it.

1255
01:11:58,120 --> 01:11:59,920
Here I come, city boy.

1256
01:12:01,800 --> 01:12:03,120
Okay, take it easy, horsey.

1257
01:12:03,280 --> 01:12:05,400
Take it easy, okay?.
Everything's cool.

1258
01:12:05,560 --> 01:12:07,440
Everything's cool.

1259
01:12:11,920 --> 01:12:14,320
Chicken.

1260
01:12:43,080 --> 01:12:47,280
Cut. Thanks, buddy.
You ruined the take.

1261
01:12:49,960 --> 01:12:51,280
Sorry, everyone.

1262
01:12:52,200 --> 01:12:54,200
Wow, looks great.

1263
01:12:54,440 --> 01:12:56,960
Movies, love them.

1264
01:12:57,160 --> 01:12:59,960
Mummies, spooky.

1265
01:13:02,280 --> 01:13:03,520
Oh, no.

1266
01:13:03,720 --> 01:13:04,720
Oh, yes.

1267
01:13:08,600 --> 01:13:14,600
Hey, there's wind here,
if you guys need it.

1268
01:13:19,360 --> 01:13:21,840
Have a nice trip. Goodbye.

1269
01:13:23,400 --> 01:13:24,840
Look. Lucky, there he is.

1270
01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:26,920
After him.

1271
01:13:41,520 --> 01:13:43,600
Maya, this way.

1272
01:13:48,320 --> 01:13:53,000
There he is. Time for warp speed.

1273
01:13:56,400 --> 01:13:59,120
Ape-Pollo 13, scene 16, take two.

1274
01:13:59,600 --> 01:14:01,200
Action.

1275
01:14:01,360 --> 01:14:02,960
My oxygen sensors indicate...

1276
01:14:03,160 --> 01:14:06,960
...the atmosphere on this alien planet
is totally breathable.

1277
01:14:07,160 --> 01:14:08,400
What do you think, Monkey?.

1278
01:14:10,920 --> 01:14:12,400
Cut. Brilliant.

1279
01:14:12,880 --> 01:14:15,480
I feel so cheap.

1280
01:14:15,720 --> 01:14:17,840
No.

1281
01:14:18,040 --> 01:14:20,360
- Lucky, hurry, he's getting away.
- Excuse me.

1282
01:14:20,560 --> 01:14:21,880
Looks like Maya needs me.

1283
01:14:22,080 --> 01:14:24,960
And I think perhaps
I need my dignity back.

1284
01:14:25,120 --> 01:14:26,280
No, no, no. Hey.

1285
01:14:26,520 --> 01:14:29,280
Hey, get that monkey back here
or he's finished.

1286
01:14:29,480 --> 01:14:32,640
Who cares?.
What I really want to do is direct.

1287
01:14:40,280 --> 01:14:41,280
Gotcha.

1288
01:14:43,120 --> 01:14:46,200
Slow and steady wins the race.

1289
01:14:46,360 --> 01:14:47,840
You stupid bunch of animals.

1290
01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:50,280
You think you can make a fool
out of Rick Beverly?.

1291
01:14:50,480 --> 01:14:54,040
- You'll never get this contract.
- Think again, blondie.

1292
01:14:54,240 --> 01:14:57,640
- Finders keepers.
- Hey, hey. Get back here.

1293
01:14:59,920 --> 01:15:02,160
Monkey, what are you doing here?.

1294
01:15:02,320 --> 01:15:04,240
Oh, I was just in the neighborhood
and I-

1295
01:15:04,400 --> 01:15:06,200
Hey, give that back to Monkey.

1296
01:15:07,080 --> 01:15:08,920
Come on.

1297
01:15:09,080 --> 01:15:12,800
Oh, Monaco. Good job.

1298
01:15:13,680 --> 01:15:17,120
Did I ever tell you
you were my favorite client?.

1299
01:15:17,280 --> 01:15:19,160
Now hand it over.

1300
01:15:21,880 --> 01:15:25,200
Actually,
I don't think I'm gonna do that, Rick.

1301
01:15:25,680 --> 01:15:26,760
Excuse me?.

1302
01:15:27,360 --> 01:15:30,960
I don't think it would be
a very nice thing for a friend to do.

1303
01:15:31,120 --> 01:15:33,360
What a friend would do is-

1304
01:15:34,480 --> 01:15:37,760
Monaco, before you do something
that you might regret...

1305
01:15:37,960 --> 01:15:42,800
...remember, I still own you.
Your name still belongs to me.

1306
01:15:44,240 --> 01:15:46,480
You know what?. You can have it.

1307
01:15:50,320 --> 01:15:52,320
It's not even my real name.

1308
01:15:52,520 --> 01:15:55,080
You, and you.

1309
01:15:55,240 --> 01:15:58,160
You will never work
in this town again.

1310
01:15:58,320 --> 01:15:59,560
None of you.

1311
01:15:59,760 --> 01:16:01,600
I'll make sure of that.

1312
01:16:01,800 --> 01:16:03,280
You call yourself a shark?.

1313
01:16:03,440 --> 01:16:06,680
- I'm a shark.
- Yeah, bite me.

1314
01:16:06,880 --> 01:16:09,160
Oh, Tiffany, thank you so much.

1315
01:16:09,360 --> 01:16:12,480
Hey, I'm the one that got you
into this whole mess.

1316
01:16:12,640 --> 01:16:15,120
The least I could do
is help you get out of it, right?.

1317
01:16:15,280 --> 01:16:17,520
Well, she's not the only one
who got you into it.

1318
01:16:17,680 --> 01:16:19,120
- I mean...
- What?.

1319
01:16:19,360 --> 01:16:20,520
What do you mean, Lucky?.

1320
01:16:20,720 --> 01:16:23,200
I encouraged you to go to Los Angeles
to do the show...

1321
01:16:23,400 --> 01:16:26,320
...even though I knew
it probably wasn't the best thing for you.

1322
01:16:26,480 --> 01:16:27,720
You did?. Why?.

1323
01:16:27,880 --> 01:16:30,240
Because I didn't want you
to go away to school.

1324
01:16:30,400 --> 01:16:33,680
You're my best friend, Maya.
I don't wanna lose you.

1325
01:16:34,440 --> 01:16:38,840
It's okay, Lucky. I understand,
but you don't have to worry...

1326
01:16:39,080 --> 01:16:41,440
...because no matter where I go
or what I'm doing...

1327
01:16:41,600 --> 01:16:44,200
...we will always be best friends,
okay?.

1328
01:16:44,320 --> 01:16:45,880
Deal.

1329
01:16:47,560 --> 01:16:49,280
Maya?.

1330
01:16:50,320 --> 01:16:51,960
Mom?.

1331
01:16:53,560 --> 01:16:54,760
Mom.

1332
01:16:54,920 --> 01:16:57,960
Wait, before you say anything,
just please let me explain myself.

1333
01:16:58,120 --> 01:17:01,040
I know I messed up.
I know this TV show was a stupid idea.

1334
01:17:01,240 --> 01:17:03,320
It's just a shortcut,
and I realize that now.

1335
01:17:03,520 --> 01:17:06,440
AII I wanna do is go to vet school,
no matter how long it takes.

1336
01:17:06,640 --> 01:17:08,760
- Helping the animals will be worth it.
- I know.

1337
01:17:08,920 --> 01:17:10,480
Mom, I know you're mad at me...

1338
01:17:10,720 --> 01:17:13,200
...and I'm sorry
because I should have called, but-

1339
01:17:13,320 --> 01:17:14,800
Wait, what did you say?.

1340
01:17:15,040 --> 01:17:17,920
Maya, I saw the whole thing.

1341
01:17:18,080 --> 01:17:21,160
I am so proud of you.

1342
01:17:21,760 --> 01:17:22,840
Thank you, Mom.

1343
01:17:25,200 --> 01:17:27,720
We still have time
to make it to registration?.

1344
01:17:27,920 --> 01:17:29,960
- We could try.
- Hello?.

1345
01:17:30,120 --> 01:17:31,440
Private jet, remember?.

1346
01:17:32,920 --> 01:17:34,640
Let's go.

1347
01:17:36,240 --> 01:17:37,680
And so that's the story...

1348
01:17:37,880 --> 01:17:40,880
...of how Maya Dolittle
started vet school.

1349
01:17:41,040 --> 01:17:44,040
Let me tell you,
it was a close one, all right.

1350
01:17:44,160 --> 01:17:48,160
But you know what?
It all turned out all right in the end.

1351
01:17:48,360 --> 01:17:50,800
And as for me...

1352
01:17:53,520 --> 01:17:56,080
Hey, what can I say?
She's my best friend.

1353
01:17:56,280 --> 01:17:57,360
Did you really think...

1354
01:17:57,560 --> 01:18:00,760
...I was just gonna let her go off
to college without me?

1355
01:18:01,200 --> 01:18:04,560
But I wasn't the only surprise Maya got
at college.

1356
01:18:05,160 --> 01:18:08,960
- Remember that Brandon guy?
- Surprise.

1357
01:18:09,160 --> 01:18:12,320
He decided to finally take that time off
from Hollywood...

1358
01:18:12,480 --> 01:18:13,640
...and go to college.

1359
01:18:13,840 --> 01:18:16,200
- Where do you think he applied?
- I can't believe it.

1360
01:18:16,400 --> 01:18:21,000
And since Brandon was there,
guess who else showed up.

1361
01:18:23,080 --> 01:18:25,400
So I guess
it all worked out in the end.

1362
01:18:25,600 --> 01:18:28,920
Boy, Hollywood sure is
one crazy place...

1363
01:18:29,080 --> 01:18:32,360
...and it's probably best
we all got it out of our systems.

1364
01:18:32,560 --> 01:18:34,720
Well, almost all of us.

1365
01:18:34,880 --> 01:18:36,800
And cut.

1366
01:18:37,000 --> 01:18:39,680
All right, everyone, that's a wrap.

1367
01:18:39,880 --> 01:18:44,480
Now, will someone please bring me
a banana latte?.