1 00:00:09,336 --> 00:00:12,203 Yo. 2 00:00:12,273 --> 00:00:14,503 - everything - everything 3 00:00:14,575 --> 00:00:17,176 - It's everything - It's everything 4 00:00:17,310 --> 00:00:19,870 What is meant to be 5 00:00:19,946 --> 00:00:22,312 Words. 6 00:00:22,381 --> 00:00:24,872 - After winter - After winter 7 00:00:24,951 --> 00:00:26,942 - Must come spring - Must come spring 8 00:00:27,019 --> 00:00:30,386 Changes, finally come 9 00:00:49,308 --> 00:00:52,106 - Hey, Becky is a little. Hey, tiger - Hi, Jimmy 10 00:00:52,178 --> 00:00:54,908 Hi, Mrs. Ross, Mr. Ross. How are you ? 11 00:00:54,981 --> 00:00:57,609 - Delivery behind - Excuse me? 12 00:00:57,683 --> 00:00:59,742 You hear me. Delivery behind 13 00:00:59,819 --> 00:01:02,083 Why do you think I'm a messenger 14 00:01:02,155 --> 00:01:05,283 No, no, no, really. Why are you just... 15 00:01:05,358 --> 00:01:08,259 assume I'm the messenger? 16 00:01:08,327 --> 00:01:11,262 Is it impossible for me to have it? friend who lives here 17 00:01:11,330 --> 00:01:13,662 Is that out of the question? 18 00:01:13,733 --> 00:01:18,033 I have an old college friend who lives upstairs... 19 00:01:18,104 --> 00:01:23,041 what I want to see is only to talk about the past? 20 00:01:23,109 --> 00:01:26,340 Have a little chocolate? Does that upset you? 21 00:01:26,412 --> 00:01:29,210 What's wrong? I can't have cocoa? 22 00:01:29,282 --> 00:01:31,614 I don't look like that I like chocolate 23 00:01:31,684 --> 00:01:36,383 What's wrong with me just here? Trying to have some cocoa? 24 00:01:36,455 --> 00:01:39,822 I'm sorry, sir I'm just - me-- Who did you come here to see? 25 00:01:39,892 --> 00:01:43,293 Nobody. Shipping to Charles Wellington 26 00:01:43,362 --> 00:01:46,126 Delivery behind 27 00:01:46,199 --> 00:01:48,326 Let me tell you that everything is everything - Looking for! Looking for! - What is wrong ? 28 00:01:48,401 --> 00:01:50,301 Everything is everything Welcome to Amateur Night at Apollo. 29 00:01:50,369 --> 00:01:52,667 - Are you ready for a show? 30 00:01:52,738 --> 00:01:55,172 We can't part of the same place 31 00:01:55,241 --> 00:01:58,108 - We are part of the same time 32 00:02:00,646 --> 00:02:05,106 - We both have the same blood 33 00:02:05,184 --> 00:02:09,177 We both have the same thoughts 34 00:02:09,255 --> 00:02:13,089 And time and time 35 00:02:13,159 --> 00:02:15,855 - We have many things to share No no no no 36 00:02:15,928 --> 00:02:17,953 37 00:02:18,030 --> 00:02:21,056 38 00:02:21,133 --> 00:02:22,600 39 00:02:22,668 --> 00:02:25,432 I'm not wakin 'up tomorrow morning 40 00:02:25,504 --> 00:02:30,271 - And find there is no one there 41 00:02:30,343 --> 00:02:33,801 No, no, no, not possible No, no, no, not possible And you and you and you You will love me Oh, yes, that's right 42 00:02:33,880 --> 00:02:36,348 Thank you. 43 00:02:38,284 --> 00:02:40,218 Peace. I'm out of here. 44 00:02:40,286 --> 00:02:44,188 Let's listen, Apollo, for Phil Quon. 45 00:02:44,257 --> 00:02:46,191 - Congratulations, you got killed - Thank you, Booey. 46 00:02:48,194 --> 00:02:50,128 Phil Quon. Show your love 47 00:02:50,196 --> 00:02:52,858 - They won't bore me, right? - Did I say that? 48 00:02:52,932 --> 00:02:55,492 49 00:02:55,568 --> 00:02:57,695 50 00:02:57,770 --> 00:02:59,567 51 00:02:59,639 --> 00:03:01,971 52 00:03:02,041 --> 00:03:05,067 - I mean, anything can happen. - Yes, anything can happen, 53 00:03:05,144 --> 00:03:08,045 like they created a new boo it's silent 54 00:03:09,949 --> 00:03:13,544 What? Yes? What ? What do you see ? 55 00:03:13,619 --> 00:03:17,248 This girl I met at the Shark Bar Last night. I told him to come down. 56 00:03:17,323 --> 00:03:21,157 Damn, she's thin. Until you two Having sex, he might start a fire. 57 00:03:21,227 --> 00:03:25,163 Our next action is comedian. What about Mr. Lance Barton? 58 00:03:25,231 --> 00:03:29,759 - What is that? What's with the hat? - You don't like hats? 59 00:03:29,835 --> 00:03:32,929 You look like you will tie someone to the railroad tracks. 60 00:03:33,005 --> 00:03:36,941 I need style. No one wants to see Lance Barton, a bicycle carrier from Bed-Stuy. 61 00:03:37,009 --> 00:03:39,136 People want to see Lance Barton, comedian. 62 00:03:39,211 --> 00:03:42,180 - What person? - People of Lance Barton. 63 00:03:42,248 --> 00:03:44,944 Lance Barton, everyone. Come on. 64 00:03:45,017 --> 00:03:46,314 - There is no ridicule. - There is no ridicule. 65 00:03:46,385 --> 00:03:48,615 - This is Booey. - Let's get ready. 66 00:03:48,688 --> 00:03:50,622 Lance Barton, everyone. 67 00:03:51,924 --> 00:03:53,858 Don't touch me, man. 68 00:03:55,661 --> 00:03:58,027 Hey, what's up, Apollo? 69 00:03:58,097 --> 00:04:00,292 Where did you get the hat, man? 70 00:04:06,205 --> 00:04:09,470 Why every time... 71 00:04:09,542 --> 00:04:11,476 an airplane accident, 72 00:04:11,544 --> 00:04:14,479 everything they can find is that black box? 73 00:04:14,547 --> 00:04:18,039 Why don't they just make the whole plane out of the black box? 74 00:04:19,618 --> 00:04:23,520 Yes. I'm cockroaches. Who is the cockroach here? 75 00:04:23,589 --> 00:04:26,717 Everyone gets cockroaches, man. This is Harlem. 76 00:04:26,792 --> 00:04:28,851 Yes. Yes, everyone gets cockroaches. 77 00:04:28,928 --> 00:04:32,762 Yes man. I'm cockroaches in my house, man 78 00:04:32,832 --> 00:04:37,394 Cockroaches were so big, one roach got a draft in the second round 79 00:04:37,470 --> 00:04:39,631 Get your ass off the stage, Booey. That nonsense is not funny - Yeah. 80 00:04:39,705 --> 00:04:41,798 - Hey, you suck! 81 00:04:41,874 --> 00:04:44,502 - Come on. Hold together. 82 00:04:44,577 --> 00:04:47,375 I know this girl is very ugly, She has to wear makeup on the radio. 83 00:04:47,446 --> 00:04:51,075 Boo! 84 00:04:52,618 --> 00:04:54,711 Alone 85 00:05:06,432 --> 00:05:12,268 86 00:05:12,338 --> 00:05:14,581 Don't want 87 00:05:14,715 --> 00:05:18,981 - Alone - No! 88 00:05:19,052 --> 00:05:23,216 - Ow! Ow! Hey! - Again 89 00:05:23,290 --> 00:05:28,660 Alone 90 00:05:28,729 --> 00:05:31,630 You are out there with a new hat. You need new action. 91 00:05:31,698 --> 00:05:35,691 Well, if I'm very unusual, why are you still my manager? 92 00:05:35,769 --> 00:05:39,227 Lance, you're funny... offstage. 93 00:05:39,306 --> 00:05:42,173 - But on the stage, you, um-- - I'm what 94 00:05:42,242 --> 00:05:47,475 You're afraid Look, you're afraid of being yourself, and they can know. 95 00:05:47,548 --> 00:05:49,812 Hey, kid, don't listen to for the crowd You're a funny person. Phil Quon said that. 96 00:05:49,883 --> 00:05:53,512 - Thank you very much. - Two more Rheingolds for my man Booey. 97 00:05:53,587 --> 00:05:56,317 98 00:05:56,390 --> 00:06:01,384 You will be afraid if every time you play Apollo they scoff at you from the stage. 99 00:06:01,461 --> 00:06:06,398 Well, you don't need to worry about that again. They took Apollo down. 100 00:06:06,466 --> 00:06:08,434 - Get out of here. - Yes, they just told me. 101 00:06:08,502 --> 00:06:12,302 They are building a multiplex or quadri plex or some kind of plex. 102 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:16,832 And they will do an farewell event with five slots for amateurs. 103 00:06:16,910 --> 00:06:19,845 - That's it. - You have to bring me one of those slots. 104 00:06:19,913 --> 00:06:25,112 Lance, come on, man. Leave it alone. Try another place. 105 00:06:25,185 --> 00:06:27,119 I don't want to try another place 106 00:06:27,187 --> 00:06:31,385 As long as I'm Booey at Apollo, I'm booey everywhere 107 00:06:32,793 --> 00:06:34,954 - where did you go? - I went to Comic Strip... 108 00:06:35,028 --> 00:06:37,929 to work on my material 109 00:06:37,998 --> 00:06:40,091 Get my audition, Whitney. 110 00:06:41,501 --> 00:06:43,867 Then, Booey. 111 00:06:44,004 --> 00:06:46,598 Okay, Lance, where are you? 112 00:06:49,142 --> 00:06:51,201 On time. 113 00:06:53,714 --> 00:06:56,308 I have to work my set I have to tell my joke. 114 00:06:56,383 --> 00:07:01,548 I have to go back to Apollo and not be booed I have to work on my actions. 115 00:07:03,123 --> 00:07:05,489 God! 116 00:07:11,465 --> 00:07:14,332 Oh, I hate this job. 117 00:07:16,737 --> 00:07:21,037 - Did anyone get the license number? 118 00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:24,441 - Where am I? - We have been waiting for eternity here. 119 00:07:24,511 --> 00:07:27,480 - What? 120 00:07:29,916 --> 00:07:32,350 - This is not a Strip Comic. - Take it easy, people. 121 00:07:32,419 --> 00:07:34,944 You will die long You don't need to push. 122 00:07:35,022 --> 00:07:37,422 Excuse me. Excuse me. Sorry. Sorry. Excuse me. 123 00:07:37,491 --> 00:07:41,291 - Bob Krantz, heart attack. - Yeah. 124 00:07:41,361 --> 00:07:45,161 Sid and Ethel Bugler. Our tour bus crashed. 125 00:07:45,232 --> 00:07:48,690 - Yap. - Uh, I'm Gina Lovett 126 00:07:48,769 --> 00:07:51,829 - Mike said he would put me on the list. - Yap. 127 00:07:53,006 --> 00:07:55,270 - Alright. Continue. - thank you 128 00:07:55,342 --> 00:07:57,333 Tell Mike to stop placing women in the list 129 00:07:57,411 --> 00:08:00,380 Lance! Lance Barton! 130 00:08:00,447 --> 00:08:03,007 - What is this place? - this is heaven 131 00:08:03,083 --> 00:08:05,677 Ah, heaven I've had this dream before. 132 00:08:05,752 --> 00:08:08,186 Is Pac there? Yo, tell Pac I'm here 133 00:08:08,255 --> 00:08:10,951 Hey, hey. I say no. Go to hell. 134 00:08:11,024 --> 00:08:12,958 Mr. Barton? 135 00:08:13,026 --> 00:08:15,290 - Where did you go? - I have to wake up I got an audition. 136 00:08:15,362 --> 00:08:17,330 - Let me explain You are not dreaming - I have to get to the Comic Strip. 137 00:08:17,397 --> 00:08:19,490 - Do you know where the "A" train is? - Mr. Barton? 138 00:08:19,566 --> 00:08:23,161 - Mr. Barton, this is the problem - - Keyes, what's the problem? 139 00:08:23,236 --> 00:08:26,000 Oh, Raja. No problem, sir. 140 00:08:26,073 --> 00:08:29,042 I have everything under control. 141 00:08:29,109 --> 00:08:31,669 Mr. Barton here is, uh, fun No, actually, I'm trying to wake myself up. 142 00:08:31,745 --> 00:08:34,873 I hate breaking it for you, chum, 143 00:08:34,948 --> 00:08:38,384 144 00:08:38,452 --> 00:08:40,750 You die. Capisce? 145 00:08:40,821 --> 00:08:43,722 - I'm not dead. - Lance, come here What you feel right now is completely normal 146 00:08:43,790 --> 00:08:47,749 For most people, it's dying A real surprise for the system. 147 00:08:47,828 --> 00:08:50,922 But, honey, it will get better. 148 00:08:50,997 --> 00:08:52,931 - It's heaven, honey The food is good, 149 00:08:52,999 --> 00:08:56,332 the woman is beautiful, 150 00:08:56,403 --> 00:08:59,031 and music, Lance-- the music is hot 151 00:08:59,106 --> 00:09:03,008 Yes, sir, pleasure never stops. 152 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:06,512 That's good, but I'm not dead. 153 00:09:06,580 --> 00:09:09,378 Listen, I took an audition that I knew I would make. 154 00:09:09,449 --> 00:09:12,418 So you can fix anything the mistake you made and get me home 155 00:09:12,486 --> 00:09:15,785 - Serge. 156 00:09:15,856 --> 00:09:18,723 157 00:09:18,792 --> 00:09:23,126 Can you check the list and see when Mr. Barton come? 158 00:09:23,196 --> 00:09:25,687 Barton, Barton, Barton, Barton. Ah. 159 00:09:25,766 --> 00:09:28,462 Because November 1, 744, 160 00:09:28,535 --> 00:09:31,368 6.:30, Eastern Standard Time. 161 00:09:31,438 --> 00:09:33,372 2044? 162 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:37,274 You could have given me this year. Leave a little doubt. 163 00:09:37,344 --> 00:09:41,747 I took it a tenth of a second before the truck exploded He couldn't succeed. 164 00:09:41,815 --> 00:09:43,749 What will I do with you? 165 00:09:43,817 --> 00:09:45,785 First, you make Frank Sinatra wait for a table 166 00:09:45,852 --> 00:09:47,080 He doesn't have a jacket. 167 00:09:47,154 --> 00:09:50,146 She's Frank Sinatra! He can use whatever he wants! 168 00:09:50,223 --> 00:09:52,384 - You killed me! You killed me! - Hey! Hey! 169 00:09:52,459 --> 00:09:54,427 - You killed me! You killed me! - Hey! Hey! Come on. 170 00:09:54,494 --> 00:09:58,897 Now, the King has been here for a long time. 171 00:09:58,965 --> 00:10:02,332 I don't think there is anything he can't handle 172 00:10:02,402 --> 00:10:04,870 - You can fix it right? - Lance, look, 173 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:07,099 I'm proud to be a straight shooter. 174 00:10:07,174 --> 00:10:10,302 For people who live a bad life, I don't mince words. 175 00:10:10,377 --> 00:10:12,311 I told them to go to hell, literally. 176 00:10:12,379 --> 00:10:15,405 You, on the other hand, I like you. 177 00:10:15,482 --> 00:10:17,973 You are what you call-- You are very, um-- 178 00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:21,646 You are very, um-- what are the words - very, um - 179 00:10:21,721 --> 00:10:24,155 - Funny? - Not. You are manly. 180 00:10:24,224 --> 00:10:26,249 - Spunky? What is it-- - Spunky. 181 00:10:26,326 --> 00:10:29,318 So this is the story. Your body is lost 182 00:10:29,396 --> 00:10:32,126 Adios, sayonara, comprende? 183 00:10:32,199 --> 00:10:35,600 - But I talked to my boss. - You talk to God 184 00:10:35,669 --> 00:10:38,729 Yes. What we can do for you puts you in someone else's body, 185 00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:41,774 as long as no one knows he's dead, okay 186 00:10:41,842 --> 00:10:46,711 Wait a minute. How should I do my actions in other people's bodies? 187 00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:50,113 Lance, these are all parts of some, like, big plans. 188 00:10:50,183 --> 00:10:52,481 - really - Yes, sure. 189 00:10:52,552 --> 00:10:55,487 Anyway, come on. Let's find your body. 190 00:11:13,773 --> 00:11:17,539 - This type is like fixer-upper. - I don't think so 191 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:24,207 How about this one? He is physically fit. 192 00:11:24,284 --> 00:11:27,151 - He has good Pecs. - Big is not funny No one wants to laugh at a man who can whip their ass - Hey, this is your call - Hey, Joey 193 00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:30,656 - Hello - Hey, Joey, help me I do not bisa-- 194 00:11:30,724 --> 00:11:32,749 She's perfect. 195 00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:35,317 Picky, picky. Really picky. 196 00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:42,801 Humans! Who lives here? 197 00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:46,568 Charles Wellington, the fifth richest man in America. 198 00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:58,316 She has a team sport, cable company, 199 00:11:58,385 --> 00:12:01,752 200 00:12:01,821 --> 00:12:03,914 201 00:12:03,990 --> 00:12:06,049 health insurance company, you name it. 202 00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:09,789 Just finished building this high technology penthouse controlled by supercomputers. 203 00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:13,355 If I don't like the body, can I save the bed? 204 00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:15,492 Wait - How do you do it? 205 00:12:15,569 --> 00:12:18,561 I'm a friggin angel. ' I can do whatever I want. 206 00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:23,709 - What is that? 207 00:12:23,777 --> 00:12:25,802 Cocktail, madame 208 00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:28,814 Oh yeah. Yes, of course. Thank you, Wanda. 209 00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:31,578 With pleasure, Mrs. Wellington. 210 00:12:35,121 --> 00:12:37,385 - is that the person? - Not. 211 00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:39,755 That's Winston Sklar, Wellington's personal secretary 212 00:12:39,826 --> 00:12:42,454 They are waiting for Wellington's body to be found. 213 00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:45,530 - What are you talking about? What ? - They tried to kill him. 214 00:12:45,664 --> 00:12:49,191 - We have to do something! - Thank you, Wanda. 215 00:12:52,838 --> 00:12:54,772 "Thank you, Wanda." 216 00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:58,537 Who does he think he is? You jerk, bitch. 217 00:12:58,610 --> 00:13:01,306 If you really want to thank me, get that cheap husband from you... 218 00:13:01,379 --> 00:13:03,472 to pay me a decent wage 219 00:13:03,548 --> 00:13:07,712 One more face lift, that The whore will brush his nose away. 220 00:13:07,786 --> 00:13:10,118 Why haven't they found it yet? 221 00:13:10,188 --> 00:13:13,954 I'm a murderer I'm a dirty killer. I must be punished. 222 00:13:17,629 --> 00:13:19,563 My law. 223 00:13:19,631 --> 00:13:21,599 Oh, I will punish you 224 00:13:22,734 --> 00:13:24,827 - Lance. 225 00:13:24,903 --> 00:13:27,098 Call the police Call the police Call the police 226 00:13:27,172 --> 00:13:29,800 I'm on vacation and that's Wellington... 227 00:13:29,875 --> 00:13:31,809 fly me from North Carolina... 228 00:13:31,877 --> 00:13:33,868 - Call the police. Call the police - to change the channel on TV. 229 00:13:33,945 --> 00:13:37,779 - Contact the police 9-1 -1. 9-1 -1. 230 00:13:37,849 --> 00:13:40,477 - You're right I'm crazy! - Mamacita, nueve, 231 00:13:40,552 --> 00:13:42,486 - I have a ticket to go see O'Jays. - uno, uno 232 00:13:42,554 --> 00:13:44,488 Nueve, uno, uno. 233 00:13:44,556 --> 00:13:47,286 - Where is the phone? Where is the phone? 234 00:13:47,359 --> 00:13:50,954 You can't, Lance. Telephone companies do not provide services to the dead. 235 00:13:51,029 --> 00:13:53,429 You want to make a call, get a body 236 00:13:53,498 --> 00:13:57,195 Now, find my other body. Not me Want to have something to do with these strange people. 237 00:13:57,269 --> 00:14:00,932 I am here to meet Mr. Wellington, and I will not leave until I see him. 238 00:14:01,006 --> 00:14:04,464 - Ask me to speak with Mr. Wellington. - Yes, you let him know me here 239 00:14:05,777 --> 00:14:07,938 - Mr. Sklar, sir - Yes, Cisco? 240 00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:12,347 This is, uh, Miss Jenkins again, sir. He insisted on seeing Mr. Wellington. 241 00:14:12,417 --> 00:14:15,875 I apologize for deep breasts like this. Well, actually I don't. 242 00:14:15,954 --> 00:14:19,117 That's it. That's the girl. 243 00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:22,422 Hey, remember me? 244 00:14:22,494 --> 00:14:25,054 On a bicycle Run? 245 00:14:25,130 --> 00:14:27,291 No, it's okay, Miss Jenkins. 246 00:14:27,365 --> 00:14:29,356 So, what can we do for you? 247 00:14:29,434 --> 00:14:32,369 Well, I just want to say it I think you should be arrested. 248 00:14:32,437 --> 00:14:34,530 Holy crap What you want to do for Brooklyn Community Hospital is a criminal. 249 00:14:34,606 --> 00:14:38,007 Oh, so you mean that-- 250 00:14:38,076 --> 00:14:40,340 You throw those words around like that. "Arrested." It's like hitting me. 251 00:14:40,412 --> 00:14:44,348 - That's right - Ooh! 252 00:14:44,416 --> 00:14:46,884 I don't think there is anything funny about this I work in Brooklyn Community Hospital. 253 00:14:46,952 --> 00:14:49,420 It's the only public health facility in the area, 254 00:14:49,487 --> 00:14:51,887 and your company just bought it. 255 00:14:51,957 --> 00:14:54,517 256 00:14:54,593 --> 00:14:56,026 257 00:14:56,094 --> 00:14:58,927 I know that hospital. My uncle went there to get a new heart. 258 00:14:58,997 --> 00:15:01,090 They send their ass to the supermarket 259 00:15:01,166 --> 00:15:03,726 If this hospital runs alone, people who depend on us... 260 00:15:03,802 --> 00:15:05,394 there will be no place to turn. 261 00:15:07,472 --> 00:15:10,202 with Pak Wellington in his business office. 262 00:15:12,444 --> 00:15:16,744 I have made 200 phone calls, and Mr. Wellington never seems to enter, 263 00:15:16,815 --> 00:15:19,443 so I decided to visit it in his house. 264 00:15:24,522 --> 00:15:28,390 - I'm afraid you can't. - Yes, I can. 265 00:15:32,163 --> 00:15:34,563 Do you want to call the police? and am I arrested? 266 00:15:38,203 --> 00:15:40,398 - Let's not even-- - I think so 267 00:15:40,472 --> 00:15:44,272 Hey, King, if I take it Wellington's body, 268 00:15:44,342 --> 00:15:46,276 can I help him out? 269 00:15:46,344 --> 00:15:49,871 - You got hots for him - You tried to sell the body to me, right? 270 00:15:51,182 --> 00:15:54,811 - Well, let's see. - Well. 271 00:15:57,422 --> 00:15:59,720 This is not Star Trek. I'm used to walking. 272 00:16:08,933 --> 00:16:11,060 Mr. Wellington, please, don't wake up Damn, he's dead! 273 00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:13,536 Yes. A nice bathtub 274 00:16:13,605 --> 00:16:16,005 So if I take her body, I will look like that right? 275 00:16:16,074 --> 00:16:19,134 I can't go to Apollo in that body 276 00:16:19,210 --> 00:16:21,144 - How can I laugh like he does? - He looks funny to me 277 00:16:21,212 --> 00:16:24,409 278 00:16:24,482 --> 00:16:28,816 I have been ridiculed Do I really need to beat on it? 279 00:16:28,887 --> 00:16:32,084 You want to meet the girl, You have to take the body 280 00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:35,524 Whenever someone will find it, and it will be too late. 281 00:16:35,593 --> 00:16:38,357 Does it have to be forever? 282 00:16:38,430 --> 00:16:40,762 Can I be her when you? find my better body 283 00:16:40,832 --> 00:16:43,426 - You mean, bring your body on loan? - Mm-hmm. 284 00:16:44,502 --> 00:16:46,436 Usually, I have a problem with that, 285 00:16:46,504 --> 00:16:49,098 but because we are, uh, chaotic, 286 00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:51,108 - that's an agreement. 287 00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:54,805 Mr. Wellington, there's Miss Sontee Jenkins is here to see you. 288 00:16:56,114 --> 00:16:58,048 Still showering, right? 289 00:16:59,784 --> 00:17:02,685 We don't want our fingers to go all pruney. 290 00:17:10,662 --> 00:17:12,994 Hey, this works! 291 00:17:13,064 --> 00:17:15,965 What? Are you not sure will it work? 292 00:17:16,034 --> 00:17:17,968 Relax, I read the manual. 293 00:17:19,170 --> 00:17:21,638 Hey, I still look like me. 294 00:17:21,706 --> 00:17:23,640 You are you. 295 00:17:23,708 --> 00:17:25,699 I think you said I am Wellington. 296 00:17:25,777 --> 00:17:29,076 - You are Wellington - Well, thank you for explaining that. 297 00:17:29,147 --> 00:17:31,308 Listen, Lance, for someone else... 298 00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:34,284 You look like Wellington, You sound like Wellington, 299 00:17:34,352 --> 00:17:36,650 You even smell like Wellington. 300 00:17:36,721 --> 00:17:39,519 But you see yourself. 301 00:17:39,591 --> 00:17:41,525 Simple? 302 00:17:41,593 --> 00:17:44,721 - Mr. Wellington, is everything okay? 303 00:17:44,796 --> 00:17:47,264 Continue. You can answer it. Continue. 304 00:17:47,332 --> 00:17:49,926 - Everything is cool - Not too cool, I hope. 305 00:17:50,001 --> 00:17:53,300 No, everything is fine. 306 00:17:53,371 --> 00:17:57,102 Now, they will see Wellington, is not a brother in his clothes. 307 00:17:57,175 --> 00:17:59,541 Because I don't feel like it's a gettin shot today. 308 00:17:59,611 --> 00:18:02,171 - You will be fine - Alright. 309 00:18:08,353 --> 00:18:11,015 So, are you the butler? 310 00:18:12,891 --> 00:18:17,624 Yes sir. Uh, me - I'm the butler. 311 00:18:17,695 --> 00:18:20,596 So you do all the butlerins' around here. 312 00:18:22,901 --> 00:18:25,631 Yes, indeed, sir. 313 00:18:25,703 --> 00:18:27,830 The servant who you are Your butler, sir 314 00:18:28,907 --> 00:18:30,841 315 00:18:30,909 --> 00:18:33,207 You are my servant head Don't cheat me right now. 316 00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:35,212 If I see you for you someone else, I'll kill it 317 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,771 Who I am 318 00:18:40,618 --> 00:18:42,586 You - you, sir 319 00:18:42,654 --> 00:18:45,680 You are Wellington 320 00:18:45,757 --> 00:18:48,089 - Who am I? - Mr. Wellington 321 00:18:48,159 --> 00:18:51,560 You're right, I'm Wellington. Yes ! I have a body! 322 00:18:51,629 --> 00:18:54,723 I have a body! I have a body! 323 00:18:54,799 --> 00:18:57,290 You must have it. Will you dress now, sir? 324 00:18:57,368 --> 00:19:01,498 Please, Lance, take the body to spin. 325 00:19:01,573 --> 00:19:04,508 So, where does he save it - Where do I store my clothes? 326 00:19:04,576 --> 00:19:07,409 In the closet, sir. 327 00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:10,073 328 00:19:10,148 --> 00:19:13,140 I go to the closet. I have a body! 329 00:19:13,218 --> 00:19:15,152 I have a body! Let's go to the closet! 330 00:19:15,220 --> 00:19:17,313 Let's do it! Exit! 331 00:19:17,388 --> 00:19:19,185 Yes, I'm Wellington! 332 00:19:19,257 --> 00:19:21,248 I'm in Wellington 333 00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:23,294 - I am Wellington 334 00:19:23,361 --> 00:19:25,295 Yes. You better recognize. 335 00:19:25,363 --> 00:19:27,854 I know who you are, you cheap bastard 336 00:19:29,100 --> 00:19:31,034 Tiger Woods, you two Tiger Woods, you two 337 00:19:31,102 --> 00:19:33,036 Tiger, Tiger, Tiger, Tiger, Tiger Woods, you two. 338 00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:37,765 Hey, Tiger Woods, you two. 339 00:19:37,842 --> 00:19:40,868 - Hi honey. - I'll deal with you two later. 340 00:19:48,152 --> 00:19:50,279 How are you? I am Charles Wellington, 341 00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:52,789 fifth richest person in America. 342 00:19:52,857 --> 00:19:55,553 - I know who you are Did you give us privacy? 343 00:19:55,627 --> 00:19:57,857 Yes. Yes. 344 00:19:57,929 --> 00:20:00,022 That looks uncomfortable. Can I help you? 345 00:20:01,499 --> 00:20:03,865 No, I don't need your help You have been avoiding me for weeks, 346 00:20:03,935 --> 00:20:07,234 and you will listen what should I say 347 00:20:07,305 --> 00:20:09,637 -I? -I'm talking about the lives of people here. 348 00:20:09,707 --> 00:20:13,302 A sick person, a poor person. Type people you don't care about. 349 00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:15,927 A sick person, a poor person. Type people you don't care about. 350 00:20:15,927 --> 00:20:16,916 These people will be in desperate matters... 351 00:20:16,995 --> 00:20:20,362 352 00:20:20,432 --> 00:20:23,265 if you sell it from the only place they can go when they need help. 353 00:20:23,335 --> 00:20:27,203 See you later, Lance. I will get Keyes working on a new body. Good luck. 354 00:20:27,272 --> 00:20:29,001 - Hey, but - - But nothing! 355 00:20:29,074 --> 00:20:32,100 Did you know that we are the only hospital in Brooklyn? 356 00:20:32,177 --> 00:20:34,441 And you choose there from all places... 357 00:20:34,513 --> 00:20:37,971 to privatize and kick sick, go bankrupt the person behind them. 358 00:20:38,049 --> 00:20:41,780 - What kind of man are you? - Sounds like I'm a bastard 359 00:20:41,853 --> 00:20:45,380 - Do you think this is a joke? - No, I don't think this is a joke. 360 00:20:45,457 --> 00:20:48,858 This is a joke. Bitches and card agents go - 361 00:20:48,927 --> 00:20:50,827 - Forget it. - Do you know what? 362 00:20:50,896 --> 00:20:53,057 I know all about your forum meeting of directors on Monday 363 00:20:53,131 --> 00:20:54,689 Really? 364 00:20:54,766 --> 00:20:57,894 - which is closed to the public. - I'm glad you told me 365 00:20:57,969 --> 00:21:00,699 Now I have to cut hair and maybe buy some Gators. 366 00:21:00,772 --> 00:21:03,400 You better be serious at that time, Because I will be there. 367 00:21:03,475 --> 00:21:05,500 And I will bring every television camera, 368 00:21:05,577 --> 00:21:08,478 every news reporter, every microphone that I can find. 369 00:21:08,547 --> 00:21:12,176 Good. We will make the party. I bring it Some friends, you bring some friends. 370 00:21:12,250 --> 00:21:14,741 We will get some chips and dip, a deejay. 371 00:21:14,819 --> 00:21:17,083 And we - you know, we get this hospital item 372 00:21:17,155 --> 00:21:20,556 This meeting is over, Mr. Wellington. Goodbye. 373 00:21:20,625 --> 00:21:24,891 Hey, I'm serious. I am-- I'm not a jokin '. I - me - me-- 374 00:21:24,963 --> 00:21:26,828 Is something wrong? 375 00:21:29,401 --> 00:21:31,335 I lost the key to handcuffs No, your mom told you brought the key to the extra handcuffs? 376 00:21:31,403 --> 00:21:35,840 Alright alright. Do you know what? I only play with you I'll find the key. It's not up there. 377 00:21:35,907 --> 00:21:39,206 It's not there. 378 00:21:39,277 --> 00:21:42,940 Uh, that's him Roaches. 379 00:21:43,014 --> 00:21:44,948 380 00:21:46,451 --> 00:21:48,919 381 00:21:48,987 --> 00:21:51,547 This is it. Understand. 382 00:21:53,792 --> 00:21:56,192 Do you know what I got here? 383 00:21:56,261 --> 00:21:58,695 I get your freedom I only play. Let me understand. 384 00:21:58,763 --> 00:22:01,926 Don't worry. Gotcha. 385 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,434 See? Everything is alright. 386 00:22:05,704 --> 00:22:08,229 Um, thank you, 387 00:22:10,075 --> 00:22:12,270 bastard 388 00:22:12,344 --> 00:22:14,972 I only play. 389 00:22:15,046 --> 00:22:16,980 I don't know what happened. I put the drink pill I saw it drink it. 390 00:22:23,521 --> 00:22:26,217 I will tell you what happened. Yes blow it! 391 00:22:26,291 --> 00:22:28,816 You destroy us You - you idiot You are an incompetent idiot! 392 00:22:28,893 --> 00:22:34,331 - you bitch - You're stupid. 393 00:22:34,399 --> 00:22:36,230 - Rich prostitute - Oh yeah. 394 00:22:36,301 --> 00:22:38,132 395 00:22:38,203 --> 00:22:40,501 You're fat, old bitch Now we talk. 396 00:22:41,573 --> 00:22:43,507 - God. - Oh, yes. 397 00:22:46,311 --> 00:22:50,509 - Honey, I'm home. 398 00:22:50,582 --> 00:22:53,676 You want to put a little, eh, English right above - 399 00:22:55,153 --> 00:22:58,452 I just want to say that I know you tried to kill me. 400 00:22:58,523 --> 00:23:01,959 Honey, that's ridiculous. 401 00:23:05,030 --> 00:23:08,761 From what I heard, I'm kind of a jerk. 402 00:23:08,833 --> 00:23:11,358 So I'm our figure even. 403 00:23:11,436 --> 00:23:13,461 I'm a jerk, You guys tried to kill me 404 00:23:13,538 --> 00:23:16,132 - Don't know what you're talking about. - Come on. 405 00:23:16,207 --> 00:23:18,198 I know you tried to kill me. 406 00:23:18,276 --> 00:23:20,335 So, let's continue. 407 00:23:20,412 --> 00:23:22,710 408 00:23:22,781 --> 00:23:26,114 I mean, we are adults. Continue ? You tried to kill me 409 00:23:26,184 --> 00:23:30,348 But we will never have a good relationship until you admit it. 410 00:23:30,422 --> 00:23:32,947 Okay, we tried to kill you. 411 00:23:33,024 --> 00:23:35,822 Gotcha! POLICE ! Police, here it is! 412 00:23:35,894 --> 00:23:38,294 Okay, okay, I'm sorry Just playing '. I will not tell anyone. 413 00:23:38,363 --> 00:23:41,355 But I do need help. Do you know how to do it To get in touch with Sontee Jenkins? 414 00:23:41,433 --> 00:23:45,369 Uh, no, but we can find out. 415 00:23:45,437 --> 00:23:48,201 Should I contact our usual problem solver? 416 00:23:48,273 --> 00:23:51,242 Maybe if they visit a little to his house, he will change the song. 417 00:23:51,309 --> 00:23:54,870 418 00:23:54,946 --> 00:23:58,177 Does he have a dog? We can take him a dog We can kill him. 419 00:23:58,249 --> 00:24:02,345 Listen, I have no problem with Sontee Jenkins. I want to invite her on a date. 420 00:24:02,420 --> 00:24:04,354 - Oh. - Oh, 421 00:24:04,422 --> 00:24:06,356 - Oh. - Charles! 422 00:24:06,424 --> 00:24:10,656 Don't "oh, Charles" me. You're ready to have sex on a pool table. 423 00:24:10,729 --> 00:24:12,856 You have eight balls in your ass Now, that's where you're wrong. 424 00:24:12,931 --> 00:24:14,865 We are just, um - this is not a level, and we are trying to-- 425 00:24:14,933 --> 00:24:18,664 Help me Keep waxin 'the ass. Keep him away from me. 426 00:24:18,737 --> 00:24:22,070 Waxing it? What does it mean ? 427 00:24:24,843 --> 00:24:28,335 Mmm? 428 00:24:37,989 --> 00:24:40,048 429 00:25:30,074 --> 00:25:32,975 How did you get this? change the channel? 430 00:25:33,044 --> 00:25:34,978 How do you get MTV? 431 00:25:35,046 --> 00:25:37,708 How about 432 00:25:37,782 --> 00:25:40,979 - Show time. 433 00:25:41,052 --> 00:25:44,021 - Playboy 434 00:25:44,088 --> 00:25:46,181 Hey! 435 00:25:46,257 --> 00:25:48,589 - BET - Not available. 436 00:25:50,562 --> 00:25:53,190 Not available. 437 00:26:07,111 --> 00:26:09,705 Decreases to staff level. 438 00:26:11,449 --> 00:26:14,043 Let me tell you, baking soda will just come out. 439 00:26:14,118 --> 00:26:16,712 Is there a TV in this house that gets BET? 440 00:26:16,788 --> 00:26:19,382 BET, Mr. Wellington? 441 00:26:19,457 --> 00:26:21,789 You know, BET-- Black Entertainment Television. 442 00:26:21,860 --> 00:26:25,296 No, I know what BET is. 443 00:26:25,363 --> 00:26:27,297 Do you want to watch BET? 444 00:26:27,365 --> 00:26:28,662 Yes. 445 00:26:32,136 --> 00:26:34,627 Do you mind if I leave? and watching TV? 446 00:26:34,706 --> 00:26:36,799 Not at all, Mr. Wellington. 447 00:26:36,875 --> 00:26:40,038 This is your home Enjoy. 448 00:26:40,111 --> 00:26:42,739 Thank you very much. Watch Out. 449 00:26:42,814 --> 00:26:46,306 Thank you, Mr. Wellington, You forest fever has a 'bastard'. 450 00:26:46,384 --> 00:26:48,944 What, isn't he enough boss my ass upstairs? 451 00:26:49,020 --> 00:26:51,420 Now he has to go down here and watch my little TV. 452 00:26:51,489 --> 00:26:54,014 What do I say, if he asks me to change the channel, 453 00:26:54,092 --> 00:26:56,720 I will cut her ass. 454 00:26:56,794 --> 00:26:58,659 Uh, Wanda? 455 00:27:00,098 --> 00:27:02,328 Yes, Mr. Wellington? 456 00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:04,732 You don't like me, do you? 457 00:27:04,802 --> 00:27:08,636 Oh no, I like you okay, sir. 458 00:27:08,706 --> 00:27:12,403 He can't stand your ass. You have to hear it all the time. 459 00:27:12,477 --> 00:27:16,379 "I hate Wellington. Wow, I hope he dies. 460 00:27:16,447 --> 00:27:18,381 - Mm-hmm. -" stupido Wellington 461 00:27:18,449 --> 00:27:21,612 -Wellington cheap Assholo Wellington. " -Mmm? 462 00:27:21,686 --> 00:27:23,620 Sir, it's just not polite. 463 00:27:23,688 --> 00:27:26,555 I understand, really. If I were you, I would hate me too. I said what I would do. Start next week, 464 00:27:26,624 --> 00:27:29,252 You both get a 200 %% increase. 465 00:27:29,327 --> 00:27:31,761 Are you happy? 466 00:27:33,464 --> 00:27:35,762 I am very happy. 467 00:27:35,833 --> 00:27:37,767 Good. Be careful. 468 00:27:37,835 --> 00:27:40,804 I will believe that bullshit when I see my check 469 00:27:44,042 --> 00:27:46,875 470 00:27:48,514 --> 00:27:51,779 Alright. Here it is. Come on dear. 471 00:27:51,851 --> 00:27:56,447 Ah, for God's sake. You have to hit it. These are three wide open. 472 00:27:56,522 --> 00:27:58,683 - Please enter. 473 00:28:01,794 --> 00:28:03,728 Mr. Wellington, sir. 474 00:28:03,796 --> 00:28:06,321 What can I do for you? I didn't hear the bell. 475 00:28:06,399 --> 00:28:08,731 Is anyone else here? 476 00:28:08,801 --> 00:28:11,793 I don't believe that, sir, no. 477 00:28:11,871 --> 00:28:14,362 You are not from England, right? 478 00:28:16,242 --> 00:28:19,769 Of course, sir. I'm from - from London. 479 00:28:19,846 --> 00:28:23,077 I was born in Fulham, sir. A stone's throw from the Thames river. 480 00:28:23,149 --> 00:28:27,051 My father is a gentleman, and I am a gentleman gentleman. 481 00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:29,645 I'm right outside the door. I hear you. 482 00:28:29,722 --> 00:28:32,054 I know what you are doing You wear this fake accent... 483 00:28:32,125 --> 00:28:34,719 just to make rich people feel comfortable. 484 00:28:34,794 --> 00:28:38,161 Pretty good scam. So where are you from? 485 00:28:40,233 --> 00:28:43,293 I'm from Scarsdale. Ah, bullshit Am I fired? 486 00:28:46,239 --> 00:28:49,174 Sure, sir. Do you want me to change channels? 487 00:28:49,242 --> 00:28:53,144 Remove the accent. "Do you want me to change -" 488 00:28:53,212 --> 00:28:56,147 Be yourself. 489 00:28:58,784 --> 00:29:02,413 Okay, uh, are you - do you want beer? 490 00:29:02,488 --> 00:29:05,616 Do you know what? Let me understand. You work all day 491 00:29:06,692 --> 00:29:08,626 Do you have Rheingolds? 492 00:29:10,663 --> 00:29:13,962 Okay, and excitement is being built as the second amateur place... 493 00:29:14,033 --> 00:29:18,026 for the last show Apollo has been given to comedian Joe Guy. 494 00:29:18,104 --> 00:29:21,540 Now wait for For Brian McKnight-a-thon. 495 00:29:23,276 --> 00:29:26,268 - where did you go, eh, sir - I have to go to work on my material. 496 00:29:26,345 --> 00:29:30,145 - Where is the closest subway? - Do you want to take a car? 497 00:29:37,256 --> 00:29:40,191 - What's up, Snoop? 498 00:29:40,259 --> 00:29:42,386 With so many dramas in L-B-C 499 00:29:42,461 --> 00:29:45,624 This is rather difficult Be Snoop D-O-double-G, but I 500 00:29:45,698 --> 00:29:50,465 Keep on dressing up with funky-ass shit like every day 501 00:29:50,536 --> 00:29:54,870 - Rollin 'on the road - what's up, museum 502 00:29:54,941 --> 00:29:57,603 Sippin 'in gin and juice Lying 503 00:29:57,677 --> 00:30:00,669 With my thoughts on my money and my money on my mind 504 00:30:00,746 --> 00:30:04,307 - Rollin 'on the road - Hello Yes! 505 00:30:04,383 --> 00:30:07,750 - Sippin 'in gin and juice - Here it is! 506 00:30:07,820 --> 00:30:10,721 With my thoughts on my money and my money on my mind 507 00:30:10,790 --> 00:30:13,987 - Rollin 'on the road - Install "W." 508 00:30:14,060 --> 00:30:18,190 Sippin 'in gin and juice Lying 509 00:30:18,264 --> 00:30:20,459 With my thoughts on my money And my money is on my mind 510 00:30:20,533 --> 00:30:22,558 Now I catch me Some Gin Seagram 511 00:30:22,635 --> 00:30:25,365 Everyone gets them cups but they don't enter 512 00:30:25,438 --> 00:30:27,702 Now, this kind of nonsense happens all the time 513 00:30:27,773 --> 00:30:29,707 You have to get yours. But, stupid, I have to get mine Everything is fine When you listen to D-O-G 514 00:30:29,775 --> 00:30:33,176 I get cultivar music ' which is the captivatin' he is listening to Are you ready for more comedy? 515 00:30:33,246 --> 00:30:37,444 Our next action - you've seen it on TV. You have read about him in the paper. 516 00:30:37,516 --> 00:30:39,450 He just won a spot the last night of Apollo 517 00:30:39,518 --> 00:30:44,319 Give it to Joe Guy! 518 00:30:44,390 --> 00:30:47,223 What's the matter, brother What 519 00:30:47,293 --> 00:30:49,420 Look at this place. It looks fine, kid! 520 00:30:50,863 --> 00:30:53,263 Have some beautiful sisters at h-h-house. Except for you, kid. 521 00:30:53,332 --> 00:30:55,766 522 00:30:55,835 --> 00:30:59,566 523 00:30:59,639 --> 00:31:01,573 Are you sure this is a good idea? 524 00:31:01,641 --> 00:31:03,632 - This place looks a little-- 525 00:31:03,709 --> 00:31:07,201 - little what 526 00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:09,544 It's a bit dark here. 527 00:31:09,615 --> 00:31:11,549 Relax. 528 00:31:11,617 --> 00:31:14,381 These are my people. 529 00:31:14,453 --> 00:31:17,081 And there is no more America. There is no small town. 530 00:31:17,156 --> 00:31:19,090 No no You know what all of that is 531 00:31:19,158 --> 00:31:21,820 Mall All countries are malls. 532 00:31:21,894 --> 00:31:25,386 And each city has two malls. Each city has two malls. 533 00:31:25,464 --> 00:31:27,398 That's right. They got a white mall... 534 00:31:27,466 --> 00:31:29,764 and white malls usually go to 535 00:31:29,835 --> 00:31:33,236 That's right. Because there It's okay in a black mall. 536 00:31:33,306 --> 00:31:36,332 They are not in a black mall but sneakers and baby clothes. 537 00:31:36,409 --> 00:31:39,845 I think that's all we do - runnin 'and screwin'. 538 00:31:39,912 --> 00:31:42,312 And white people will leave the mall. Right. 539 00:31:42,381 --> 00:31:44,975 White people like their blacks In the same way as their spices-- 540 00:31:45,051 --> 00:31:46,609 just a little. 541 00:31:47,853 --> 00:31:50,185 You go to the white mall, it's all good 542 00:31:50,256 --> 00:31:53,783 Everything. The shop is all good. You have personal buyers. 543 00:31:53,859 --> 00:31:58,455 You go to a black mall and people say, "Can I help you with nonsense?" 544 00:31:58,531 --> 00:32:02,092 White people get some money, Save it. Stay rich 545 00:32:02,168 --> 00:32:04,329 Children get rich. Black people get some money, 546 00:32:04,403 --> 00:32:07,463 it's a countdown to "When will this brother go bankrupt?" 547 00:32:07,540 --> 00:32:09,531 - Right. 548 00:32:09,608 --> 00:32:12,975 White people die and leave a will. My brother died and left a bill. 549 00:32:40,706 --> 00:32:43,573 I'm fine. I am doing fine. Well. 550 00:32:43,642 --> 00:32:45,576 Hi, this is Sontee. 551 00:32:45,644 --> 00:32:47,703 Leave me a message I'll call you back. 552 00:32:47,780 --> 00:32:49,714 Hey, Sontee. Charles Wellington here 553 00:32:49,782 --> 00:32:52,649 Bastard Remember me? However, 554 00:32:52,718 --> 00:32:54,811 it's cool havin 'you went into my house the other day, 555 00:32:54,887 --> 00:32:58,687 and I just wondered if I could gather and eat something. 556 00:32:58,758 --> 00:33:00,749 You know, catch a movie or something. 557 00:33:00,826 --> 00:33:04,387 Hey, Sontee. Charles Wellington here 558 00:33:04,463 --> 00:33:06,590 Hopefully you like the flowers. 559 00:33:09,168 --> 00:33:11,932 Alright. Call me. 560 00:33:12,004 --> 00:33:15,235 - Hey, Sontee. Charles Wellington again. 561 00:33:15,307 --> 00:33:17,605 You haven't called me yet I just wondered... 562 00:33:17,676 --> 00:33:20,907 if we can get together and catch a movie, maybe a drama, something. 563 00:33:20,980 --> 00:33:23,676 Are you there? 564 00:33:23,749 --> 00:33:25,683 Do you filter this call? 565 00:33:31,857 --> 00:33:34,018 Okay, I don't think you're there. 566 00:33:34,093 --> 00:33:36,687 Hey, Sontee. 567 00:33:36,762 --> 00:33:39,697 Charles Wellington. Are you there ? 568 00:33:39,765 --> 00:33:41,699 - I know you're there 569 00:33:41,767 --> 00:33:43,860 Pick up the phone! I know you are there 570 00:33:43,936 --> 00:33:47,133 Hey, just play. Just playing '. 571 00:33:47,206 --> 00:33:49,140 Alright. Call me, okay 572 00:33:54,447 --> 00:33:57,746 Good morning. Do you know that your answering machine is broken? 573 00:33:57,817 --> 00:34:00,115 No, it's not broken, but full. 574 00:34:00,186 --> 00:34:04,418 - what are you doing here? - I was just in the neighborhood. 575 00:34:04,490 --> 00:34:06,424 Oh, you're in Brooklyn. 576 00:34:06,492 --> 00:34:08,892 What did you do, shuttin 'down some parents' houses? 577 00:34:08,961 --> 00:34:10,895 Don't be too mean. I think maybe we can... 578 00:34:10,963 --> 00:34:13,488 go to Rolls and go with Four Seasons, 579 00:34:13,566 --> 00:34:15,796 for a quick lunch, _ discuss this throughout the hospital. 580 00:34:15,868 --> 00:34:20,100 Oh, so you try to impress me with the car and the money. 581 00:34:20,172 --> 00:34:22,106 Do you think I'm a ho video? 582 00:34:22,174 --> 00:34:25,371 Listen, I really don't care what you have, okay 583 00:34:25,444 --> 00:34:28,675 If you want to impress me, did at the board meeting on Monday. 584 00:34:28,747 --> 00:34:31,341 I thought maybe we could Spend time together. 585 00:34:31,417 --> 00:34:33,977 Why don't you spend a little time and do it? is something positive with your money? 586 00:34:39,825 --> 00:34:41,656 That's brutal. 587 00:34:41,727 --> 00:34:43,786 You get a nice touch with women I can't get a girl in this body, and I definitely can't laugh. 588 00:34:43,863 --> 00:34:47,629 - Have you found me? - I'm worried about that. 589 00:34:47,700 --> 00:34:50,328 I was just in Havana. You want it 590 00:34:50,402 --> 00:34:52,336 591 00:34:52,404 --> 00:34:56,431 No, I don't want it. What I want From you is the body that works. 592 00:34:56,509 --> 00:34:58,534 I want the body, and I want it now! 593 00:34:58,611 --> 00:35:02,103 What, do you feel difficult with me? I'm a friggin angel '. 594 00:35:02,181 --> 00:35:04,911 You don't want to be in heaven, you don't like it here 595 00:35:04,984 --> 00:35:07,646 - There is a third choice, you know - I'm sorry. 596 00:35:07,720 --> 00:35:10,120 I'm sorry. I only need a body. 597 00:35:10,189 --> 00:35:14,626 Do you know what? There is a big rap concert in the Bronx tonight. 598 00:35:14,693 --> 00:35:16,718 Someone will die. 599 00:35:16,795 --> 00:35:18,956 Hey, don't forget me. 600 00:35:19,031 --> 00:35:21,693 Go to a rap concert. 601 00:35:21,767 --> 00:35:24,099 - It's over between you and me. 602 00:35:24,169 --> 00:35:26,603 - I can't do this anymore - Let's get out of here We can take a plane. We can go to places he will never find us 603 00:35:26,672 --> 00:35:30,164 Chechnya, Timor Leste. This will be fun. 604 00:35:30,242 --> 00:35:32,608 No, I can't. 605 00:35:32,678 --> 00:35:34,737 I mean, after all, is my husband, 606 00:35:34,813 --> 00:35:37,714 And I love him. 607 00:35:37,783 --> 00:35:39,717 And I will do anything I can to get him back. 608 00:35:39,785 --> 00:35:43,221 That's sweet, Winston, 609 00:35:47,159 --> 00:35:49,855 but it's too late We can't let Wellco take over! 610 00:35:49,929 --> 00:35:51,954 I just thought this is a very bad time... 611 00:35:53,897 --> 00:35:57,628 to make personal appearance 612 00:35:57,701 --> 00:35:59,566 613 00:35:59,636 --> 00:36:01,729 614 00:36:01,805 --> 00:36:04,672 I've looked in it This hospital thing, 615 00:36:04,741 --> 00:36:06,971 and I think Sontee Jenkins has points - 616 00:36:07,043 --> 00:36:09,238 Let's handle this as usual, okay 617 00:36:09,312 --> 00:36:11,974 You do something strong and silent. I will ask all questions. 618 00:36:12,048 --> 00:36:16,246 I am a velvet glove. You iron fist I won't disappoint you 619 00:36:16,319 --> 00:36:18,412 - We can't have it - No! 620 00:36:18,488 --> 00:36:22,481 There is one person responsible for all this - Charles Wellington. 621 00:36:22,559 --> 00:36:24,390 - You're a bad person Get out of here! 622 00:36:26,463 --> 00:36:28,761 Leave our hospital alone! 623 00:36:28,832 --> 00:36:31,130 - Scumbag! - White oppressor! 624 00:36:31,201 --> 00:36:33,829 625 00:36:33,903 --> 00:36:37,430 Mr. Wellington, it's yours now Brooklyn Community Hospital, 626 00:36:37,507 --> 00:36:39,372 will you send them without health insurance... 627 00:36:39,442 --> 00:36:41,876 to public facilities outside of their own community? 628 00:36:41,945 --> 00:36:45,210 - Yes, jerk! - Mr. Wellington doesn't have time... 629 00:36:45,281 --> 00:36:47,272 to answer any question right now. 630 00:36:47,350 --> 00:36:49,841 Let me discuss it. I don't care what you get. 631 00:36:49,919 --> 00:36:54,549 Cancer, rickets, polio, Swine flu, clapping, dandruff - 632 00:36:54,624 --> 00:36:56,592 - What else do you have? - Lyme disease. 633 00:36:56,659 --> 00:37:00,151 Lyme disease, lemon disease. No problem. We will take you 634 00:37:00,230 --> 00:37:03,165 - Wild! 635 00:37:03,233 --> 00:37:05,793 - won't take you - Mr. Wellington, is-- 636 00:37:05,869 --> 00:37:07,860 - Thank you. Thank you to all of you. 637 00:37:07,937 --> 00:37:09,871 Well, here it is, Mr. Wellington, 638 00:37:09,939 --> 00:37:12,533 your face too many cowards to face 639 00:37:12,609 --> 00:37:14,543 So what do you have to say to them? 640 00:37:14,611 --> 00:37:16,806 Hey, what's up, Wheelie? 641 00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:19,610 Crutchie Crutch, How do you do it, man? 642 00:37:19,682 --> 00:37:23,448 Hey, Big I.V. Save me sip it. I want to sip, now. 643 00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:25,454 I know what's wrong with you Your breath is broken environment. 644 00:37:25,522 --> 00:37:29,219 Why don't you say it to them? Do you not care about them? 645 00:37:29,292 --> 00:37:33,194 646 00:37:33,263 --> 00:37:37,063 While you are at it, why are you locked staff and press from this meeting? 647 00:37:37,133 --> 00:37:40,068 Do you know what? I must have come out of my mind. 648 00:37:40,136 --> 00:37:42,730 Do I feel happy that day? 649 00:37:42,806 --> 00:37:45,832 We went there. Sklar, take a stretcher. 650 00:37:45,909 --> 00:37:48,241 - We enter. Every one. - OK! 651 00:37:48,311 --> 00:37:50,404 If you can walk, let's walk. 652 00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:52,971 If you can't walk, it's time to roll over. 653 00:37:53,049 --> 00:37:55,950 If you have crutches, then shake your ass there. 654 00:37:56,019 --> 00:37:59,420 We enter Come on, Big I.V. Let's do it. 655 00:37:59,489 --> 00:38:02,219 - what Sorry, brother 656 00:38:02,292 --> 00:38:05,853 Can we drink juice again? For Big I.V. ? 657 00:38:07,163 --> 00:38:09,631 Hey, guys, I brought us some friends from the media. 658 00:38:09,699 --> 00:38:11,758 So if someone isn't where they should... 659 00:38:11,835 --> 00:38:13,826 or with someone they shouldn't be with... 660 00:38:13,903 --> 00:38:17,361 or get a little crust in their eyes, You might want to wake up right now. 661 00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:21,137 You can't bring a news camera to the meeting room 662 00:38:21,211 --> 00:38:23,145 Hey, just relax. We don't hide anything. 663 00:38:23,213 --> 00:38:25,977 If there are not enough seats, You can sit on someone's lap, 664 00:38:26,049 --> 00:38:28,142 unless the person next to you has no lap 665 00:38:28,218 --> 00:38:31,278 So what's up? 666 00:38:31,354 --> 00:38:34,448 Mr. Wellington, At your hospital in Kentucky, 667 00:38:34,524 --> 00:38:37,891 a teenager with bullet wounds his head was sent to another hospital... 668 00:38:37,961 --> 00:38:40,156 15 miles away, dying on the way. 669 00:38:40,230 --> 00:38:43,097 Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hospitals don't kill people. 670 00:38:43,166 --> 00:38:46,158 - People kill people. - What kind of cold shit? 671 00:38:46,236 --> 00:38:49,137 We can't send people out with bullet wounds in their heads. 672 00:38:49,205 --> 00:38:51,730 That's something you definitely must be serious. 673 00:38:51,808 --> 00:38:54,003 From now on, we got a new slogan 674 00:38:54,077 --> 00:38:56,511 "Shot in the head, You got a bed." Okay? 675 00:38:56,579 --> 00:38:59,070 "If your head is bleeding, 676 00:38:59,148 --> 00:39:02,549 I want bullet wounds in this place to be treated like cash - 677 00:39:02,619 --> 00:39:04,644 accepted everywhere 678 00:39:06,222 --> 00:39:08,690 But not without adequate insurance "Not without adequate insurance." 679 00:39:08,758 --> 00:39:10,817 Is insurance really adequate? 680 00:39:10,894 --> 00:39:12,725 If you pay for insurance, are you sure? 681 00:39:12,795 --> 00:39:16,026 They shouldn't even be Call it insurance. 682 00:39:16,099 --> 00:39:18,226 They only have to call it "in case of bad luck." 683 00:39:18,301 --> 00:39:20,166 I gave the company some money in the damn case Now, if dirt doesn't happen, shouldn't I return money? 684 00:39:20,236 --> 00:39:23,728 - Isn't that fair? 685 00:39:23,806 --> 00:39:27,105 If I know you will save it Money, I must have an accident. 686 00:39:27,176 --> 00:39:29,110 And if you take my money, 687 00:39:29,178 --> 00:39:32,909 688 00:39:32,982 --> 00:39:35,075 689 00:39:35,151 --> 00:39:38,177 At least spending money on some poor and sick people. 690 00:39:38,254 --> 00:39:41,018 Don't take my money and buy a Mercedes-Benz... 691 00:39:41,090 --> 00:39:43,558 and parking in front of Brooklyn Hospital... 692 00:39:43,626 --> 00:39:46,220 with all these bankrupt people have to walk with it 693 00:39:46,296 --> 00:39:50,392 I just got off the B-44 bus, and I Have to see your Mercedes-Benz? 694 00:39:50,466 --> 00:39:53,526 - I just have to stab a tire! 695 00:39:53,603 --> 00:39:55,696 And why do doctors charge so much? 696 00:39:55,772 --> 00:39:58,240 Do you know Shut up! 697 00:39:58,308 --> 00:40:03,177 This is like doctor chargin 'all This money is for triple bypass operations. 698 00:40:03,246 --> 00:40:08,206 Three times a bypass operation will charge someone $ 100,000... 699 00:40:08,284 --> 00:40:11,378 and then get the courage to say, "Make it easy." 700 00:40:11,454 --> 00:40:15,083 Damn, I have to get a job right now driving another taxi or something... 701 00:40:15,158 --> 00:40:17,092 just to pay off The damn doctor! 702 00:40:18,895 --> 00:40:21,363 From now on, we must be different. 703 00:40:21,431 --> 00:40:25,094 Let's see how it feels like it's not bad corporation anymore Let's try not to 'ble ble people' with bullet wounds to the head. 704 00:40:25,168 --> 00:40:28,865 Let's try for a change. 705 00:40:28,938 --> 00:40:30,872 I mean, we tried the opposite. We make a lot of money. 706 00:40:30,940 --> 00:40:33,306 We are paid. We are already lying. 707 00:40:33,376 --> 00:40:35,310 So what if we lose? several million dollars? 708 00:40:35,378 --> 00:40:38,245 709 00:40:38,314 --> 00:40:41,647 Now, a lot of it Looks really annoyed. 710 00:40:41,718 --> 00:40:43,686 Looks like you guys want to get froggy 711 00:40:43,753 --> 00:40:45,914 - Well, come on! 712 00:40:45,989 --> 00:40:47,923 What will you do? Uh-eh. 713 00:40:47,991 --> 00:40:50,255 Do you see this foot? Do you see this foot? 714 00:40:50,326 --> 00:40:53,853 This is from a small town called "Rich Man's Ass," and it's homesick. 715 00:40:55,565 --> 00:40:59,194 You are great. You have become a good listener. 716 00:40:59,268 --> 00:41:01,259 I want to thank for showin 'up 717 00:41:01,337 --> 00:41:03,862 Drive home safely. Tip your waiter 718 00:41:03,940 --> 00:41:07,103 - I have to go Be careful. 719 00:41:07,176 --> 00:41:09,872 - Thank you very much. Thank you. - Mr. Wellington? 720 00:41:09,946 --> 00:41:11,504 Sorry. Nice clothes. 721 00:41:16,219 --> 00:41:18,312 Hey, Chuck. 722 00:41:18,388 --> 00:41:21,824 Listen, I feel like that I don't pay attention to your needs, 723 00:41:21,891 --> 00:41:24,121 but I want to Make it up to you. 724 00:41:24,193 --> 00:41:27,822 I know the biggest fantasy you have is always a penage trois. 725 00:41:27,897 --> 00:41:31,628 And you always have something For Blanche from the club. 726 00:41:32,735 --> 00:41:34,669 Hi, Chuck. 727 00:41:36,205 --> 00:41:38,400 How do you want to come here? and taste me? 728 00:41:44,714 --> 00:41:47,239 Oh, sir, uh, The woman handcuffs here 729 00:41:47,316 --> 00:41:49,011 Sontee? 730 00:41:53,823 --> 00:41:55,757 Mr. Wellington. 731 00:41:55,825 --> 00:41:56,849 Get off the second floor. 732 00:41:56,926 --> 00:41:59,292 Do you know what? Just call me Lance 733 00:41:59,362 --> 00:42:01,296 I think your name is Charles. 734 00:42:01,364 --> 00:42:03,889 Yeah, but Charles stands for Lance. 735 00:42:03,966 --> 00:42:05,900 Charles is a girl's name. 736 00:42:05,968 --> 00:42:08,766 Okay, Lance. 737 00:42:08,838 --> 00:42:11,136 Uh, I just said that I'm sorry. 738 00:42:11,207 --> 00:42:15,576 I know I say a lot of bad things about you, but you keep brushing me. 739 00:42:15,645 --> 00:42:19,046 If you mean everything you say at board meetings - it's great 740 00:42:19,115 --> 00:42:22,551 Are you hungry? Forgive me To enter, but are you hungry? 741 00:42:22,618 --> 00:42:26,076 You have to be hungry You've been working all day all day. 742 00:42:26,155 --> 00:42:29,716 I know you're out there marchin ', and you get your picket sign, 743 00:42:29,792 --> 00:42:32,784 and AI Sharpton is there, and he eats all the food. 744 00:42:32,862 --> 00:42:35,524 - Do you want to get something to eat? - Uh, no 745 00:42:35,598 --> 00:42:38,362 - I don't think I should. - Come on. 746 00:42:38,434 --> 00:42:40,698 I'm not trying to impress you. 747 00:42:40,770 --> 00:42:42,863 I swear, I didn't try to impress you I just want to feed you. 748 00:42:42,939 --> 00:42:44,930 That's all. We don't even need to drive. 749 00:42:45,007 --> 00:42:48,067 We can walk. We can skip. Do you want to jump to eat? 750 00:42:48,144 --> 00:42:51,910 I think I'm hungry. 751 00:42:53,850 --> 00:42:55,784 Come on. Let's go. 752 00:42:55,852 --> 00:42:58,047 What's the problem? Do you not like this place? 753 00:43:08,965 --> 00:43:11,433 - No, I'm just surprised. - What ? 754 00:43:11,501 --> 00:43:14,265 - I don't always have money. - Yes, right. 755 00:43:14,337 --> 00:43:18,501 You know how you visit people in hospitals 756 00:43:18,574 --> 00:43:20,508 757 00:43:20,576 --> 00:43:23,807 I used to go to the windows shop and visit the clothes I was wearing. 758 00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:26,940 "Usually"? I only visited ' a pair of shoes last week. 759 00:43:27,016 --> 00:43:32,545 I remember this time, I was wearing a coat With layaway, I don't know, September. 760 00:43:32,622 --> 00:43:34,556 I thought I'd take it out in the winter. 761 00:43:34,624 --> 00:43:37,531 Money is low. Cannot Damn thing until June. 762 00:43:37,665 --> 00:43:39,565 So what are you doing? Wait until the next winter to wear it? 763 00:43:39,633 --> 00:43:43,262 For the suit I just paid for? Please. I wear the coat all summer. 764 00:43:43,337 --> 00:43:47,239 July 4, I was at the beach with a goose down and a pair of shorts. 765 00:43:47,308 --> 00:43:49,640 - Stop playing '. - I don't play. 766 00:43:49,710 --> 00:43:52,577 Sweatin '. Only sinks - Only drippin 'sweat. Slippin '. 767 00:43:54,148 --> 00:43:57,515 To this day, when I want to lose Some weight, I only wear a hot coat. 768 00:43:57,585 --> 00:43:59,485 That's how the ruff ruffers roll 769 00:43:59,553 --> 00:44:02,249 - Stop, drop 770 00:44:02,323 --> 00:44:04,689 Close them Open the store 771 00:44:04,758 --> 00:44:07,989 - Oh no 772 00:44:08,062 --> 00:44:10,530 That's how the ruff ruffers roll 773 00:44:10,598 --> 00:44:13,260 Stop, drop 774 00:44:13,334 --> 00:44:15,825 Close them Open the store 775 00:44:15,903 --> 00:44:18,531 Oh no 776 00:44:18,606 --> 00:44:21,871 That's how the ruff ruffers roll Niggas wants to try 777 00:44:21,942 --> 00:44:24,638 - Niggas want to lie, niggas wonder why - What's up 778 00:44:24,712 --> 00:44:27,044 Niggas want to die What I feel is just pain 779 00:44:27,114 --> 00:44:28,775 - What I feel is just rain - What 780 00:44:28,849 --> 00:44:31,511 - How can I treat it? - What's up I use violence My niggas movement is silent 781 00:44:31,585 --> 00:44:34,486 - Like you don't know our style - What 782 00:44:34,555 --> 00:44:36,955 - Yo, dog - What 783 00:44:37,024 --> 00:44:39,322 - Take it, then we share it 784 00:44:39,393 --> 00:44:41,327 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm fine - Hey! - Have you lost your mind? 785 00:44:45,900 --> 00:44:48,960 - I forget who I am - You forget who you are I like that song. DMX. "Ruff Ryders." 786 00:44:49,036 --> 00:44:52,130 What if I sing, "Whities want to die, Whities can't try"? 787 00:44:52,206 --> 00:44:55,972 788 00:44:56,043 --> 00:44:59,410 789 00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:03,075 790 00:45:03,150 --> 00:45:06,347 - Can get a recording contract 791 00:45:08,422 --> 00:45:11,516 You know, I don't believe you. You are something else 792 00:45:11,592 --> 00:45:15,688 I don't know what will happen, but I don't expect this 793 00:45:15,763 --> 00:45:18,231 There is something About your eyes 794 00:45:18,299 --> 00:45:22,099 When I see you, it looks like I see someone else in you. 795 00:45:22,169 --> 00:45:24,296 You know, even when I am trying to be angry with you, 796 00:45:24,371 --> 00:45:27,670 I can't help but look at something else. 797 00:45:27,741 --> 00:45:29,800 That sounds crazy, huh? 798 00:45:29,877 --> 00:45:32,778 No, this - it's not crazy. 799 00:45:32,846 --> 00:45:35,906 This - it's not crazy - Some dating, huh? - Date? 800 00:45:37,785 --> 00:45:40,720 801 00:45:40,788 --> 00:45:43,814 Oh, I think so just trying to feed me I arrived my ass snapped 802 00:45:43,891 --> 00:45:46,724 The person punched me I owe him child support. 803 00:45:46,794 --> 00:45:50,252 I imagine that I can read your mind - Tell all good things 804 00:45:50,331 --> 00:45:54,734 Look, I've waited My whole life 805 00:45:56,870 --> 00:46:02,137 For someone like you And I know you're waiting too 806 00:46:03,510 --> 00:46:05,171 For someone to love you All you need is someone who cares For someone to love you - Someone who will always be there 807 00:46:05,246 --> 00:46:08,272 Well, that's different from what I thought would happen. 808 00:46:08,349 --> 00:46:12,979 809 00:46:13,053 --> 00:46:14,748 810 00:46:14,822 --> 00:46:18,781 811 00:46:18,859 --> 00:46:20,952 812 00:46:21,028 --> 00:46:24,623 813 00:46:24,698 --> 00:46:28,190 814 00:46:28,269 --> 00:46:31,705 Is it different or strangely different? 815 00:46:31,772 --> 00:46:33,763 That's a little from both, I think 816 00:46:33,841 --> 00:46:36,002 I don't think you did it It seems like my type. 817 00:46:36,076 --> 00:46:39,068 Not your type. So, uh, what type are you? 818 00:46:39,146 --> 00:46:43,082 This is not about appearance. I mean, You don't have to be okay or anything. 819 00:46:43,150 --> 00:46:45,618 I just like an ordinary person with all his teeth. 820 00:46:45,686 --> 00:46:47,847 Now, that's a good rule. That's a good rule. 821 00:46:47,921 --> 00:46:52,153 I like slim men. A bearded man. 822 00:46:52,226 --> 00:46:54,353 Good eyes. And he must be funny. 823 00:46:54,428 --> 00:46:56,419 Hmm. 824 00:46:56,497 --> 00:46:58,590 I don't think I have a chance. 825 00:46:58,666 --> 00:47:00,759 - what is your type - my type? 826 00:47:00,834 --> 00:47:04,429 I like my woman Just like I like my coffee - 827 00:47:04,505 --> 00:47:06,439 Puerto Rican. 828 00:47:06,507 --> 00:47:09,271 - just playing '. Just playing '. - You watch it Oh, kid, here it is. 829 00:47:10,344 --> 00:47:12,642 So, can I contact you? 830 00:47:12,713 --> 00:47:14,647 Okay, I want to ask you something. 831 00:47:15,816 --> 00:47:17,977 Everything you say ' in the hospital, 832 00:47:18,052 --> 00:47:19,917 did you just try to go with me 833 00:47:19,987 --> 00:47:21,818 Initially, yes. 834 00:47:21,889 --> 00:47:23,823 Yes, that's all I can think about it. 835 00:47:23,891 --> 00:47:25,950 Then I remember what you said "Do something positive with your money." 836 00:47:26,026 --> 00:47:29,689 So I thought, you know, I'm in this body, maybe I'm also helping. 837 00:47:29,763 --> 00:47:34,132 838 00:47:34,201 --> 00:47:36,669 I mean, if I'm with you, great. 839 00:47:36,737 --> 00:47:40,173 But if not, at least someone will be happy. 840 00:47:43,911 --> 00:47:46,607 Do you know what? I better go. 841 00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:50,343 Yes. I think I should go too. 842 00:47:50,417 --> 00:47:53,318 Yes. I wish was played by the Knicks. 843 00:47:53,387 --> 00:47:57,585 I think they played Lakers or someone-- 844 00:48:01,095 --> 00:48:03,029 I'm sorry. 845 00:48:03,097 --> 00:48:05,531 I'm sorry. Am I wrong? 846 00:48:05,599 --> 00:48:08,932 No, that - I know you are so will try to kiss me tonight, 847 00:48:09,002 --> 00:48:10,936 and I think I will be angry, 848 00:48:11,004 --> 00:48:12,938 but I don't. 849 00:48:13,006 --> 00:48:15,531 It's - it's something about your eyes 850 00:48:15,609 --> 00:48:18,271 You know, first kiss... 851 00:48:18,345 --> 00:48:20,575 always in the middle of a sentence 852 00:48:20,647 --> 00:48:23,309 Always like, "Yeah, tomorrow I will go to the zoo, 853 00:48:23,384 --> 00:48:26,046 because I get all this with orangutans, and I just--" 854 00:48:28,889 --> 00:48:30,550 Or... 855 00:48:30,624 --> 00:48:34,082 It could be like, um, "Did you hear? about the new war in Russia? 856 00:48:34,161 --> 00:48:36,254 I heard they would -" 857 00:48:41,568 --> 00:48:44,731 So I can call you right? I mean, just to talk. 858 00:48:44,805 --> 00:48:48,366 There is no bullshit or anything. Except if That's what you like, then, hey! 859 00:48:49,810 --> 00:48:51,744 Good evening. 860 00:48:59,720 --> 00:49:01,654 Yes! Yes ! 861 00:49:01,722 --> 00:49:04,885 - Yes! Yes ! Yes ! 862 00:49:07,895 --> 00:49:09,829 - My dear! My dear ! - Yes ! 863 00:49:09,897 --> 00:49:11,831 - Oh! - Yes ! Yes ! 864 00:49:11,899 --> 00:49:13,833 Yes, yes! 865 00:49:21,542 --> 00:49:24,443 - Yes! Yes ! Yes, yes! 866 00:49:24,511 --> 00:49:28,845 Oh no That's how the ruff ruffers roll 867 00:49:28,916 --> 00:49:31,612 - Niggas want to try, niggas want to lie - What's up 868 00:49:31,685 --> 00:49:34,483 Then the niggas wonders why the iggas want to die Yes! Yes ! 869 00:49:34,555 --> 00:49:36,989 - Lower my legs, bitch! 870 00:49:54,942 --> 00:49:56,910 - Okay, let's go - Hey! Don't sneak up at me like that. 871 00:50:10,090 --> 00:50:13,116 What are you, The Great Gazoo? 872 00:50:13,193 --> 00:50:14,990 Sorry. Hi. How are you ? I have a new body for you. 873 00:50:15,062 --> 00:50:18,190 I don't need a body anymore. This one is fine. 874 00:50:18,265 --> 00:50:21,166 We have about a minute to pick you up into this really great corpse. 875 00:50:21,235 --> 00:50:25,865 876 00:50:25,939 --> 00:50:27,964 Hey, I'm cool with Wellington. 877 00:50:28,041 --> 00:50:30,874 Do you know why? Because of the coldness of Sontee with Wellington. 878 00:50:30,944 --> 00:50:34,903 I'm just waiting for Ol 'Dirty Bastard, Mystikal and Silkk the Shocker for you Keeping this body is not an option, 879 00:50:34,982 --> 00:50:37,473 no matter what you fall in love with girls 880 00:50:37,551 --> 00:50:39,109 This is not a girl. This is the girl. 881 00:50:39,186 --> 00:50:41,552 I mean, you have heaven, But you don't have this, man. 882 00:50:41,622 --> 00:50:44,591 She's fine. He's smart. 883 00:50:44,658 --> 00:50:46,592 We like all the same things. We hate all the same things. 884 00:50:46,660 --> 00:50:48,787 He laughs at my stupid joke. 885 00:50:48,862 --> 00:50:50,989 And I don't have it to censor myself around it. 886 00:50:51,064 --> 00:50:53,828 887 00:50:53,901 --> 00:50:57,894 But do you know what? He only knows me like this Wellington person. 888 00:50:57,971 --> 00:51:00,371 So I don't want to go up and change now 889 00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:03,568 Lance, believe me, It's better like this. 890 00:51:03,644 --> 00:51:06,772 - Yo, money, take your wallet - One second. 891 00:51:08,081 --> 00:51:09,922 Are you sure I won't die for 40 years 892 00:51:09,922 --> 00:51:10,854 Are you sure I won't die for 40 years 893 00:51:10,923 --> 00:51:13,050 - Technically, yes - - Mother - 894 00:51:13,125 --> 00:51:16,458 But this body is only a loaner! Nobody listens to me 895 00:51:16,529 --> 00:51:20,829 Come on, man! Rob me! Don't run I get money! You are bad! 896 00:51:20,900 --> 00:51:24,666 What does that mean, does he want to be more involved in running the company? 897 00:51:24,737 --> 00:51:27,968 That means, uh... he wants to be more involved... 898 00:51:28,040 --> 00:51:30,907 with, uh, running... company. 899 00:51:30,977 --> 00:51:32,968 I think you have it under control I did I mean, that's how it is. I don't really know where it came from. 900 00:51:33,045 --> 00:51:35,980 It's like he's crazy. 901 00:51:36,048 --> 00:51:37,982 Maybe the fact is you are shtupping his wife changed her attitude a little. 902 00:51:38,050 --> 00:51:41,019 Actually there is no need for to get, uh, personal. 903 00:51:41,087 --> 00:51:44,022 I will tell you what I took personally: 904 00:51:44,090 --> 00:51:46,285 his statement, "What if we lose a few million dollars?" 905 00:51:46,359 --> 00:51:49,157 I didn't enter this business lost money. 906 00:51:49,228 --> 00:51:52,197 907 00:51:52,265 --> 00:51:55,257 Do you think this shit-two-shoes that Wellington has spewed out... 908 00:51:55,334 --> 00:51:58,895 extends to, say, an audit financial company? 909 00:51:58,971 --> 00:52:02,771 -Jesus, I hope not. -Bla blah blah. Let's kill him 910 00:52:08,247 --> 00:52:10,181 What are you laughing at? 911 00:52:10,249 --> 00:52:14,015 Winston, do you want to take who is leading this one? 912 00:52:16,622 --> 00:52:18,681 Cisco, do you know what I need you to do? 913 00:52:18,758 --> 00:52:21,192 I want you to contact with a man named Whitney Daniels. 914 00:52:21,260 --> 00:52:25,560 He lives on 104th and Lennox. Tell him I need to talk to him. 915 00:52:30,236 --> 00:52:32,466 Uh-- 916 00:52:35,341 --> 00:52:39,038 Pretty sweet huh? Here, Mr. Daniels. 917 00:52:43,115 --> 00:52:47,279 Entering the second floor. 918 00:52:47,353 --> 00:52:50,254 Yes. Yes, yes. I saw this girl the other day. 919 00:52:50,323 --> 00:52:52,257 She's very ugly. 920 00:52:52,325 --> 00:52:54,953 He is very ugly, he talks Give him a boot phone. 921 00:52:55,027 --> 00:52:57,791 I said, "Girl, you are very ugly, . I will give you a zootie call." 922 00:52:57,863 --> 00:53:02,300 What do you think you are doing here? This is not your action Calm down. Hey, hey, hey! Everyone, Whitney Daniels! 923 00:53:02,368 --> 00:53:06,168 - Shut up! 924 00:53:08,074 --> 00:53:10,770 You are great, but we will take a little rest now. 925 00:53:10,843 --> 00:53:13,937 Alright. Come on everybody. Let's go back to work. 926 00:53:14,013 --> 00:53:17,005 Come on. 927 00:53:17,083 --> 00:53:19,108 What happened here? 928 00:53:20,286 --> 00:53:22,846 I know it looks a little crazy, but if I will get... 929 00:53:22,922 --> 00:53:25,686 930 00:53:25,758 --> 00:53:29,353 where amateurs in Apollo, I need a place to work. 931 00:53:29,428 --> 00:53:33,262 Y-Do you want to do one amateur place in Apollo? 932 00:53:33,332 --> 00:53:35,630 you? 933 00:53:35,701 --> 00:53:38,033 What are you doing, is your butler... 934 00:53:38,104 --> 00:53:40,538 roam the comedy club and steal people's actions? 935 00:53:40,606 --> 00:53:43,040 - Do you think my actions were stolen? - I know that 936 00:53:43,109 --> 00:53:45,703 Personally, I will do it stealing some better ingredients 937 00:53:45,778 --> 00:53:48,713 But the child who wrote it, he used to work pretty well and-- 938 00:53:48,781 --> 00:53:50,715 Two Rheingolds went in there. 939 00:53:50,783 --> 00:53:52,944 Thank you very much, Cisco. 940 00:53:54,754 --> 00:53:57,689 Damn, you took everything from that child, huh? 941 00:53:57,757 --> 00:54:02,820 Don't say it's Rheingold that's all you can get, Mr. Wellington. 942 00:54:02,895 --> 00:54:04,829 Whit, I didn't steal anything. 943 00:54:04,897 --> 00:54:08,560 I just want to play Apollo. You are the only man who can help me do it No, I'm out of the comedy business. 944 00:54:08,634 --> 00:54:11,398 Last person I will help die. 945 00:54:11,470 --> 00:54:13,995 But, however, He is a special case. 946 00:54:14,073 --> 00:54:17,236 Really? What's so special about him? 947 00:54:17,309 --> 00:54:20,403 About him? No, actually, If you want to know. 948 00:54:20,479 --> 00:54:23,380 He doesn't have much talent to talk about. 949 00:54:23,449 --> 00:54:26,543 But it doesn't matter how bad it goes-- 950 00:54:26,619 --> 00:54:29,918 and, believe me, sometimes it goes really bad-- 951 00:54:29,989 --> 00:54:32,890 952 00:54:32,958 --> 00:54:35,586 he wants to go back to the stage. 953 00:54:37,763 --> 00:54:40,095 She's a good kid. 954 00:54:40,166 --> 00:54:43,101 And I want to be there when things are good for him, but - 955 00:54:52,078 --> 00:54:54,046 Thank you for the beer. 956 00:54:54,113 --> 00:54:56,638 Whitney, it's me - Lance. 957 00:54:56,716 --> 00:54:59,150 Uh - I got hit by a truck, 958 00:54:59,218 --> 00:55:02,483 and I went up to heaven, and they took my body quickly. 959 00:55:02,555 --> 00:55:04,921 And I'm in heaven, and everything is blue. 960 00:55:04,990 --> 00:55:07,823 And this person-- And then the other man, Mr. King, 961 00:55:07,893 --> 00:55:10,157 he looks like Ricky Ricardo and-- 962 00:55:10,229 --> 00:55:14,495 I don't know if it's the medicine you takin ' or the medicines you need to take, 963 00:55:14,567 --> 00:55:17,627 but do something 964 00:55:17,703 --> 00:55:22,731 Whitney, remember when we did it gig in Atlantic City? 965 00:55:22,808 --> 00:55:26,437 They should pay us 500, but they only gave us 250 966 00:55:26,512 --> 00:55:29,447 And we really get drunk and hang out with these two girls. 967 00:55:29,515 --> 00:55:32,882 We are very drunk, we thought They are transvestites. 968 00:55:32,952 --> 00:55:34,886 It turns out they are not _ transvestites They're just two real ugly girls. 969 00:55:34,954 --> 00:55:37,218 Then we take them back to the hotel, hang out with them, fall asleep. 970 00:55:37,289 --> 00:55:40,952 When we wake up, what do we find? 971 00:55:41,026 --> 00:55:43,859 They robbed us! 972 00:55:43,929 --> 00:55:46,295 Yes man! They-- 973 00:55:46,365 --> 00:55:49,300 Booey! 974 00:55:56,642 --> 00:55:58,576 Yes! What 975 00:56:00,045 --> 00:56:01,979 976 00:56:02,047 --> 00:56:04,811 - Th-this is not possible - What is impossible? 977 00:56:04,884 --> 00:56:06,818 You go to church your whole life 978 00:56:06,886 --> 00:56:09,081 You have put money on a collection plate every week. 979 00:56:09,155 --> 00:56:12,454 This is only your tax money at work 980 00:56:12,525 --> 00:56:14,959 Wait a minute. Allah-- 981 00:56:15,027 --> 00:56:17,325 What is God like Does he have a sense of humor? 982 00:56:17,396 --> 00:56:20,524 I have never met God, But the devil gets good grass. 983 00:56:20,599 --> 00:56:22,590 I'm just kidding. 984 00:56:22,668 --> 00:56:24,602 Just playing, man. 985 00:56:24,670 --> 00:56:28,538 I've never even met him, But I met this man, Mr. King. 986 00:56:28,607 --> 00:56:32,008 -He is like the manager up there. -Manager? Wait-- 987 00:56:32,077 --> 00:56:35,342 Spear. Only because you build a comedy club in your own home, 988 00:56:35,414 --> 00:56:37,575 that doesn't mean You can do this. 989 00:56:37,650 --> 00:56:41,416 You must work on your material in front of the actual audience. 990 00:56:41,487 --> 00:56:44,650 I got an audience. You hear me laugh. 991 00:56:46,659 --> 00:56:48,684 You're not my type but I think I like you 992 00:56:48,761 --> 00:56:51,252 It's okay but I think I like you 993 00:56:51,330 --> 00:56:54,390 You're not the right height but I think I like you 994 00:56:54,466 --> 00:56:56,457 Not love at first sight but I think I like you 995 00:56:56,535 --> 00:56:59,595 They say you are rather rude but I think I like you 996 00:56:59,672 --> 00:57:02,664 I don't like your crew but I think I like you 997 00:57:02,741 --> 00:57:04,766 What else do we have? 998 00:57:04,844 --> 00:57:07,108 "Your mother has a lot of hair Under her arm, 999 00:57:07,179 --> 00:57:09,340 Looks like she has Buckwheat in a headlock." 1000 00:57:09,415 --> 00:57:11,713 I don't know why but I think I like you 1001 00:57:14,720 --> 00:57:18,315 You're not my type but I think I like you 1002 00:57:18,390 --> 00:57:20,824 Do you know what I like about telling jokes? This is pure. 1003 00:57:20,893 --> 00:57:24,090 It's like Boxing 1 01. You are versus the audience. 1004 00:57:24,163 --> 00:57:26,427 This isn't like music. No one cares about your appearance. 1005 00:57:26,498 --> 00:57:28,489 No one cares about what you wear People just want to know If you are funny Can you take it? 1006 00:57:28,567 --> 00:57:32,230 And I just want to go to Apollo and take it once. 1007 00:57:32,304 --> 00:57:36,070 1008 00:57:36,141 --> 00:57:38,735 How about that you said in the hospital 1009 00:57:38,811 --> 00:57:42,941 People think about it every day, But you never hear anyone say it. 1010 00:57:43,015 --> 00:57:47,247 - I'm just talking. - Yeah, but it works. 1011 00:57:47,319 --> 00:57:50,311 - What do you mean, work? - It is funny. 1012 00:57:53,392 --> 00:57:55,553 Ooh-ooh 1013 00:57:58,097 --> 00:58:00,531 Beat ya donkey Show me what you worry about 1014 00:58:00,599 --> 00:58:04,296 Shakeya donkey, but watch yourself Shake donkey 1015 00:58:04,370 --> 00:58:07,362 - what's up, g 1016 00:58:07,439 --> 00:58:10,374 Don't make me leave here with my feet - You will be cool 1017 00:58:10,442 --> 00:58:12,967 Welcome to home, G. 1018 00:58:13,045 --> 00:58:14,910 What are you doing? 1019 00:58:16,148 --> 00:58:18,241 Backin 'the ass. 1020 00:58:18,317 --> 00:58:21,946 - Mature German Shepherd - How about you and I knock on shoes? 1021 00:58:22,021 --> 00:58:24,387 Get off You can't catch me 1022 00:58:24,456 --> 00:58:29,393 It's just that, you know, I've noticed it lately you've become a whole... 1023 00:58:29,461 --> 00:58:31,827 -Jet magazine things and-- - Listen to 1024 00:58:31,897 --> 00:58:36,163 - I want to divorce - Is it because I tried to jack you? 1025 00:58:36,235 --> 00:58:40,672 No no There is nothing to do with you trying to jack me. 1026 00:58:40,739 --> 00:58:43,874 The truth is... is someone else 1027 00:58:44,008 --> 00:58:46,977 Oh. Yes I have another ho. 1028 00:58:47,044 --> 00:58:51,413 Listen, divorce only. 1029 00:58:51,482 --> 00:58:54,417 You can have whatever you want. I don't want it 1030 00:58:54,485 --> 00:58:57,579 - words? - Word 1031 00:58:57,655 --> 00:59:00,590 You know, you're a great person inside 1032 00:59:00,658 --> 00:59:05,254 And you need to contact with the person in it. 1033 00:59:05,329 --> 00:59:10,096 And until you do that, You must stay... inside. 1034 00:59:10,167 --> 00:59:12,260 So be careful, okay? 1035 00:59:14,705 --> 00:59:17,367 He lost his mind. 1036 00:59:17,441 --> 00:59:19,534 - Your next action, ladies and gentlemen. 1037 00:59:19,610 --> 00:59:22,977 He really likes comedy, He bought the whole damn club. 1038 00:59:23,047 --> 00:59:25,948 Help your hands both for Charles Wellington III. 1039 00:59:26,016 --> 00:59:28,280 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm fine - Are you ready? - I am ready. 1040 00:59:28,352 --> 00:59:29,649 - How are you feeling? - I am doing fine. 1041 00:59:29,720 --> 00:59:30,982 1042 00:59:31,055 --> 00:59:33,888 Good, because they are here - Judge from Apollo. 1043 00:59:33,958 --> 00:59:36,119 Charles Wellington, ladies and gentlemen. 1044 00:59:40,564 --> 00:59:42,828 How are you? OK. 1045 00:59:42,900 --> 00:59:46,097 When I was little, we were very poor... 1046 00:59:46,170 --> 00:59:50,004 that cockroach is on welfare. 1047 00:59:50,074 --> 00:59:52,042 Poor, my ass -From the stage, you faked Bill Gates. 1048 00:59:52,109 --> 00:59:55,203 Yes, we are really poor. 1049 00:59:58,616 --> 01:00:01,813 We are very poor... 1050 01:00:01,886 --> 01:00:03,854 that mice have bald spots. 1051 01:00:03,921 --> 01:00:06,253 Rubbish. Cripitty-bullshit. 1052 01:00:06,323 --> 01:00:08,382 I should be sitting here and listening to this nonsense just because you have a club? 1053 01:00:08,459 --> 01:00:12,259 Rich sucks. 1054 01:00:12,329 --> 01:00:13,921 - Oooh! - It's comedy. That's comedy. 1055 01:00:13,998 --> 01:00:16,193 1056 01:00:16,267 --> 01:00:18,895 Drinks for everyone. That, my friend, is comedy. 1057 01:00:18,969 --> 01:00:22,029 - OK? 1058 01:00:22,106 --> 01:00:24,404 Shut up before I destroy you with my wallet 1059 01:00:24,475 --> 01:00:26,636 - Ooh! 1060 01:00:26,710 --> 01:00:30,146 Annoying me at work. Do I come to your work and bother you? 1061 01:00:30,214 --> 01:00:33,240 Am I kicking the squeegee? out your hand no. 1062 01:00:33,317 --> 01:00:37,048 I left it there. Let you get all the cars throughout the day. 1063 01:00:38,422 --> 01:00:41,619 - I don't always have money. 1064 01:00:41,692 --> 01:00:44,786 No no When I was little, we were really poor. 1065 01:00:47,698 --> 01:00:50,633 My father is the cheapest person on Earth. My father is very cheap... 1066 01:00:50,701 --> 01:00:53,534 that when we go to sleep, he will revoke his watch 1067 01:00:56,974 --> 01:00:59,465 "You cannot tell the time when you sleep." 1068 01:01:02,479 --> 01:01:05,812 And the last place for the last Apollo show goes to... 1069 01:01:05,883 --> 01:01:09,216 millionaire Charles Wellington from New York City. 1070 01:01:09,286 --> 01:01:12,585 And to make the night right, close the event will be Brian McKnight. 1071 01:01:13,991 --> 01:01:16,824 Wow, I don't know what went into Wellington, 1072 01:01:16,894 --> 01:01:18,828 but I like it. 1073 01:01:18,896 --> 01:01:23,560 That's been a long time. 1074 01:01:29,840 --> 01:01:32,775 Furis Murder! Furis Murder! 1075 01:01:32,843 --> 01:01:35,368 - Fur is murder! - Murder of Furis! 1076 01:01:35,446 --> 01:01:37,778 - Furis Murder! - I'll show your murder! 1077 01:01:39,450 --> 01:01:41,611 Don't be stingy. 1078 01:01:43,554 --> 01:01:46,387 Stick to soft things. You can rub it. 1079 01:01:46,457 --> 01:01:48,391 My ass kiss. 1080 01:01:48,459 --> 01:01:50,757 I am very glad we gave back to the community 1081 01:01:50,828 --> 01:01:53,626 Put it on the hat. Put it on. 1082 01:01:53,697 --> 01:01:56,791 So I still have to go on stage and not be ridiculed. 1083 01:01:56,867 --> 01:01:58,801 You are so beautiful - Thank you for the party. - No problem, sick. 1084 01:01:58,869 --> 01:02:01,531 You are careful... Yes, your asshole See what you got here 1085 01:02:01,605 --> 01:02:04,335 Damn, you are sick! You are sick - Let's take this table dance guy! - Yes, Sir. 1086 01:02:05,709 --> 01:02:07,870 So will you marry me? 1087 01:02:07,945 --> 01:02:10,539 - What? - Sontee, 1088 01:02:10,614 --> 01:02:14,846 I like to see you; I like to talk to you; I like to laugh with you. 1089 01:02:16,387 --> 01:02:18,321 1090 01:02:18,389 --> 01:02:20,323 1091 01:02:20,391 --> 01:02:24,657 1092 01:02:24,728 --> 01:02:27,162 You know, sometimes when I can't find you, 1093 01:02:27,231 --> 01:02:28,858 I call your house just to listen to your answering machine... 1094 01:02:28,932 --> 01:02:31,162 because I like your voice 1095 01:02:31,235 --> 01:02:36,036 Cars, money, all these things, I'll give everything just for you. 1096 01:02:36,106 --> 01:02:40,042 You know, today I changed her diaper From a 86 year old man, 1097 01:02:40,110 --> 01:02:42,476 and I will give everything only for you. 1098 01:02:42,546 --> 01:02:44,912 It's a big sacrifice. 1099 01:02:44,982 --> 01:02:47,542 Mr. Barton? 1100 01:02:50,487 --> 01:02:53,479 - What? - There is no. 1101 01:02:55,592 --> 01:02:57,822 - Hold that thought. - Well. 1102 01:02:57,895 --> 01:02:59,692 I'll be back soon. 1103 01:03:01,465 --> 01:03:04,832 - I said hold that thought - Fine. 1104 01:03:15,579 --> 01:03:18,343 Keyes, what are you doing? Get out of here. You died at that place. 1105 01:03:18,415 --> 01:03:21,179 Lance, you have to come with me. You cannot stay in this body. 1106 01:03:21,251 --> 01:03:25,278 Can't you see I'm busy? Go have some ribs. 1107 01:03:25,355 --> 01:03:27,880 Hey, I'm not bad guy here 1108 01:03:30,360 --> 01:03:33,454 Yes, you can take your hand down 1109 01:03:33,530 --> 01:03:35,862 So you really want it married? 1110 01:03:35,933 --> 01:03:40,131 I really want to get married. Look at me You know I don't lie. 1111 01:03:40,204 --> 01:03:42,798 I know. 1112 01:03:42,873 --> 01:03:46,138 There's something about your eyes Sontee, I just want to remember all this 1113 01:03:46,210 --> 01:03:49,407 1114 01:03:49,480 --> 01:03:53,246 I don't want you to forget me. You won't forget me right? 1115 01:03:53,317 --> 01:03:56,252 - You act like something that will happen - Nothing will happen 1116 01:03:56,320 --> 01:03:59,346 I just say, though, If something happens, 1117 01:03:59,423 --> 01:04:01,948 like... one day you met a man - 1118 01:04:02,025 --> 01:04:05,153 It could be a black man, a white man, a Spanish man. 1119 01:04:05,229 --> 01:04:08,426 I mean, if he is sincere, You will give him a shot, right? 1120 01:04:08,499 --> 01:04:10,933 Wait a minute. What are you talking about ? 1121 01:04:18,542 --> 01:04:20,476 Everything is fine. 1122 01:04:20,544 --> 01:04:23,411 Everything is fine. 1123 01:04:27,184 --> 01:04:29,448 So you brought that big gun, huh? 1124 01:04:29,520 --> 01:04:31,784 You have to play according to the rules like everyone else I play with the rules of my life, and I'm sick of it 1125 01:04:31,855 --> 01:04:34,346 - From now on, I make regulations. - No one has made this rule. 1126 01:04:34,424 --> 01:04:37,689 But you made all the mistakes. 1127 01:04:37,761 --> 01:04:39,695 Every time I get something goes, you take my body 1128 01:04:39,763 --> 01:04:42,357 This is only a temporary setup. The time is up. 1129 01:04:42,432 --> 01:04:45,299 I'm not afraid of you, King. I have a lawyer now. I get money. 1130 01:04:47,538 --> 01:04:50,336 - It makes no difference - But I can't leave now. 1131 01:04:50,407 --> 01:04:53,035 I should have played Apollo, and I fell in love. 1132 01:04:53,110 --> 01:04:55,635 1133 01:04:55,712 --> 01:04:58,374 - This is bigger than that. - Nothin is bigger than that. 1134 01:04:58,448 --> 01:04:59,437 This is fate. 1135 01:04:59,516 --> 01:05:01,882 Why is there something every time? bad happens to me, it's fate, 1136 01:05:01,952 --> 01:05:04,477 and every time something good happens to me, is this luck? 1137 01:05:04,555 --> 01:05:07,183 Is something good Should have happened to me? 1138 01:05:08,358 --> 01:05:10,952 - No. 1139 01:05:14,431 --> 01:05:16,296 Someone calls 9-1 -1! 1140 01:05:23,240 --> 01:05:26,334 Sorry, Lance. I tried to warn you. 1141 01:05:26,410 --> 01:05:29,345 - King, you must return me - There is no dice. 1142 01:05:29,413 --> 01:05:33,008 - We have an agreement - I will do anything I will be anyone - There will be consequences - I will take them 1143 01:05:33,083 --> 01:05:36,018 1144 01:05:36,086 --> 01:05:38,350 Take me back! 1145 01:05:56,006 --> 01:05:59,601 - Hello, Sontee. 1146 01:05:59,676 --> 01:06:03,112 I can't believe he left, like that. 1147 01:06:07,150 --> 01:06:09,084 He doesn't go, Sontee. 1148 01:06:09,152 --> 01:06:12,178 I know in what way he will live, but-- 1149 01:06:12,256 --> 01:06:14,190 No, no, honest. 1150 01:06:14,258 --> 01:06:17,159 You think you are loved Charles Wellington, 1151 01:06:17,227 --> 01:06:21,254 but you really love someone in him 1152 01:06:21,331 --> 01:06:23,629 He didn't die tonight. 1153 01:06:23,700 --> 01:06:25,861 He lives somewhere. 1154 01:06:25,936 --> 01:06:27,995 I'm sure of that 1155 01:06:28,071 --> 01:06:30,232 And he will always remember us. 1156 01:06:30,307 --> 01:06:32,275 So what do we do here? 1157 01:06:32,342 --> 01:06:35,243 This is your future, son. 1158 01:06:35,312 --> 01:06:37,837 - You mean I'm going to be Joe Guy? - That's the plan 1159 01:06:37,915 --> 01:06:39,507 I don't want to take his life. 1160 01:06:39,583 --> 01:06:41,778 He will play Apollo. He is a good man. 1161 01:06:41,852 --> 01:06:45,083 That is his destiny. This is yours. Everything will work for the best. 1162 01:06:45,155 --> 01:06:48,750 I'm not so sure about you. Look, Joe! 1163 01:07:10,010 --> 01:07:12,501 Air bags 1164 01:07:12,579 --> 01:07:15,377 Air bags 1165 01:07:15,449 --> 01:07:17,644 Taxi! Taxi! 1166 01:07:17,718 --> 01:07:20,551 Hey! 1167 01:07:20,621 --> 01:07:22,782 Taxi! 1168 01:07:22,856 --> 01:07:25,222 - taxi! Taxi! 1169 01:07:27,294 --> 01:07:30,730 Taxi! Taxis, taxis, taxis! 1170 01:07:33,867 --> 01:07:36,529 I'm black again! 1171 01:07:36,603 --> 01:07:40,437 I'm black again! I'm black 1172 01:07:44,011 --> 01:07:46,377 People ask Winston Sklar, 1173 01:07:46,446 --> 01:07:48,812 who works for Wellington, in connection with the murder. 1174 01:07:48,882 --> 01:07:52,374 To those who knew him, Charles Wellington was two men.: 1175 01:07:52,452 --> 01:07:54,477 a cruel and ruthless businessman... 1176 01:07:54,555 --> 01:07:57,456 and, recently, a good benefactor. 1177 01:07:57,524 --> 01:08:02,188 The man who was shot in the park today, was not Charles Wellington. 1178 01:08:02,262 --> 01:08:05,561 Wellington, he was always cheap - 1179 01:08:05,632 --> 01:08:08,601 mothers with tongkatnya-- baik-- 1180 01:08:08,669 --> 01:08:11,866 Now, the man in the park today, he was someone else 1181 01:08:11,939 --> 01:08:14,965 He is my brother. I love that man. 1182 01:08:15,042 --> 01:08:17,135 Chuck Wellington. 1183 01:08:17,211 --> 01:08:20,578 There will never be another one like him . 1184 01:08:20,647 --> 01:08:24,481 - I can not believe he's gone - he's finished No further questions. 1185 01:08:24,551 --> 01:08:28,988 Thank you, Ted. Charles Wellington III, died at the age of 53 years. 1186 01:08:29,056 --> 01:08:32,890 He left his wife Amber, a dog, Elle, and a pretty big one-- 1187 01:08:32,960 --> 01:08:34,951 I don't want you to forget me. 1188 01:08:35,028 --> 01:08:37,121 You won't forget me right? 1189 01:08:37,197 --> 01:08:40,189 There is something about your eyes. 1190 01:08:40,267 --> 01:08:42,462 Everything is fine. 1191 01:08:42,536 --> 01:08:45,369 Everything is fine. 1192 01:08:45,439 --> 01:08:47,964 The eccentric billionaire left most of the of real estate for charity cities, 1193 01:08:48,041 --> 01:08:51,738 his personal friends and loyal household staff. 1194 01:08:51,812 --> 01:08:54,246 This is Showtime in Apollo last time... 1195 01:08:54,314 --> 01:08:57,875 as an honorable Harlem institution closes its doors forever 1196 01:08:57,951 --> 01:09:00,715 - I'm not sure 'till tomorrow morning' 1197 01:09:00,787 --> 01:09:05,417 And find it no one is there 1198 01:09:05,492 --> 01:09:07,517 No, no, no, not possible Hey, Whitney. I haven't seen you in a while. 1199 01:09:07,594 --> 01:09:10,529 What are you doing backstage? How about a loan? 1200 01:09:10,597 --> 01:09:13,532 Don't stop it 1201 01:09:13,600 --> 01:09:15,932 I think I'm fair, eh, hangin out 1202 01:09:16,003 --> 01:09:18,494 Yes. I miss Booey too. 1203 01:09:18,572 --> 01:09:21,063 Love me - Thank you. 1204 01:09:21,141 --> 01:09:23,735 - Lance? - No, I'm Phil 1205 01:09:23,810 --> 01:09:26,142 Sorry. 1206 01:09:32,019 --> 01:09:34,180 What about the hand for your next action, Mr. Joe Guy. 1207 01:09:34,254 --> 01:09:36,188 - Give it to Joe Guy. 1208 01:09:36,256 --> 01:09:39,089 1209 01:09:39,159 --> 01:09:42,026 1210 01:09:42,095 --> 01:09:44,461 - Hey, Whit. - Oh, hey, Joe. 1211 01:09:56,643 --> 01:10:00,636 - Makes me laugh! 1212 01:10:00,714 --> 01:10:04,377 - Apollo! Yes! 1213 01:10:04,451 --> 01:10:07,648 So what is this? 1214 01:10:07,721 --> 01:10:10,383 Seen? Looks will determine everything. 1215 01:10:10,457 --> 01:10:13,392 You know, you want people To judge you with your character, 1216 01:10:17,297 --> 01:10:19,561 People, everything they care about is your appearance Sorry, if you look good, You will have a good life. 1217 01:10:19,633 --> 01:10:21,726 You look bad, ooh, you better work on it. 1218 01:10:21,802 --> 01:10:24,066 That's right, your bad one, is getting smarter yourself. 1219 01:10:24,137 --> 01:10:27,470 For every ten pounds You are overweight, 1220 01:10:27,541 --> 01:10:30,476 You better take a book. 1221 01:10:30,544 --> 01:10:32,535 1222 01:10:32,612 --> 01:10:36,013 Or you better get two books, and get a computer when you do it. 1223 01:10:42,189 --> 01:10:45,420 Lance? Oh, yes. 1224 01:10:45,492 --> 01:10:48,928 That's right. I was in the Knick game a few days ago. 1225 01:10:48,996 --> 01:10:52,227 I look around in a chair. The higher the chair gets, 1226 01:10:52,299 --> 01:10:55,700 - the bad ones people have. 1227 01:10:55,769 --> 01:10:58,602 If I'm a usher, I don't even need a ticket. 1228 01:10:58,672 --> 01:11:02,472 I only see the face. What You have to ride top! 1229 01:11:06,513 --> 01:11:07,946 One thing I like about women. 1230 01:01:08,015 --> 01:11:11,781 Women can fall in love with ugly men and admit it. 1231 01:11:11,852 --> 01:11:13,979 Show him to all his friends and family. 1232 01:11:14,054 --> 01:11:15,487 He will be the worst person in the world, 1233 01:11:15,555 --> 01:11:17,819 and they will be very proud of from their ugly man 1234 01:11:17,891 --> 01:11:20,553 They will hold his hand like, "I want you to meet Kevin. 1235 01:11:20,627 --> 01:11:23,152 " I just want you to meet Kevin. He is a good man. 1236 01:11:23,230 --> 01:11:27,189 I know he doesn't look good... but he's good to me! " 1237 01:11:27,267 --> 01:11:29,599 - Cool women like that. 1238 01:11:29,669 --> 01:11:31,660 People will never admit it fall in love with ugly women 1239 01:11:31,738 --> 01:11:33,672 We will hide it to death! 1240 01:11:33,740 --> 01:11:35,765 We don't tell anyone! 1241 01:11:35,842 --> 01:11:37,833 That's right, we not tell anyone. 1242 01:11:37,911 --> 01:11:40,709 "Listen you're married." "Who told you?" 1243 01:11:40,781 --> 01:11:42,715 - That's it. 1244 01:11:42,783 --> 01:11:46,219 What is life like, man? What's all of it 1245 01:11:46,286 --> 01:11:49,722 You want, you know, love. Love, love, love, love, love. 1246 01:11:49,790 --> 01:11:52,987 You want to fall in love You want that new love. 1247 01:11:53,060 --> 01:11:56,689 You want to - you want to feel it first kiss again. 1248 01:11:56,763 --> 01:12:00,028 That's right, because that's the way it is The only kiss in a relationship, 1249 01:12:00,100 --> 01:12:02,193 is the first kiss. 1250 01:12:02,269 --> 01:12:06,205 All remaining kisses Are only - only protocols. 1251 01:12:06,273 --> 01:12:10,175 Every other kiss is just a protocol. That's all, just the routine. 1252 01:12:10,243 --> 01:12:13,269 Hey! You've gone You're back. 1253 01:12:13,346 --> 01:12:15,314 Hey, we havin 'sex. 1254 01:12:15,382 --> 01:12:17,475 Hey, I miss you 1255 01:12:17,551 --> 01:12:21,180 Everything is routine. The first kiss is the only real thing... 1256 01:12:21,254 --> 01:12:24,746 Because it always happens, like, in the middle of a conversation 1257 01:12:24,825 --> 01:12:27,589 You don't even know what you want Talk about. "Yeah, you know. " Maybe someday I'm thinking about maybe trying to get Acura - " 1258 01:12:27,661 --> 01:12:30,494 - Uhh! 1259 01:12:30,564 --> 01:12:33,556 You never know! The first kiss is always like a double Dutchman. 1260 01:12:33,633 --> 01:12:37,501 You just sat there like, "When did I enter? When do I enter? 1261 01:12:37,571 --> 01:12:41,337 "Aaah! Yes I kissed! I kissed him, I kissed him, I kissed him, 1262 01:12:41,408 --> 01:12:44,502 - I kissed him, I kissed him!" 1263 01:12:44,578 --> 01:12:46,808 1264 01:12:46,880 --> 01:12:50,441 - Hey, I have to go You will be good 1265 01:12:57,357 --> 01:12:59,882 That's my dog Joe Guy, ladies and gentlemen. Joe Guy 1266 01:13:04,898 --> 01:13:07,230 The next action is also the comedian. How about the hand for Mr. Mike Green! 1267 01:13:07,300 --> 01:13:10,963 Whitney. 1268 01:13:11,037 --> 01:13:13,028 They are not boo. They don't boo! 1269 01:13:16,710 --> 01:13:20,305 - Why don't they make everything... 1270 02:18:20,003 --> 01:13:21,779 exit the black box 1271 01:13:21,848 --> 01:13:24,282 We are back in business, huh? 1272 01:13:24,351 --> 01:13:27,616 I'm back, Whit. You and I. 1273 01:13:27,687 --> 01:13:30,747 Lance, I'm proud of you. 1274 01:13:30,824 --> 01:13:34,260 - Lance. - Raja 1275 01:13:42,102 --> 01:13:44,832 -Keyes. -Hah, congratulations. You killed them 1276 01:13:44,905 --> 01:13:47,965 - We are cool right? 1277 01:13:48,041 --> 01:13:50,009 1278 01:13:50,076 --> 01:13:53,341 - Oh, we're cool, man. We are really cool. - Lance, we have to talk. 1279 01:13:53,413 --> 01:13:56,814 Remember our agreement? Wellington is only a temporary preparation. 1280 01:13:56,883 --> 01:13:59,875 This is the real thing. This is your body 1281 01:13:59,953 --> 01:14:02,285 Start building a house, because this is you 1282 01:14:02,355 --> 01:14:05,950 I will sign a rental contract right now. I will give you two months before. 1283 01:14:06,026 --> 01:14:08,722 Joe, that's the case the shiznit, kid. 1284 01:14:08,795 --> 01:14:11,161 Listen to Phil Quon. You will shine - Son, listen to me Get out of here, man! 1285 01:14:11,231 --> 01:14:13,199 I will remember you like it You shaved my ass in third grade. 1286 01:14:18,371 --> 01:14:19,804 Lance, you don't understand. 1287 01:14:19,873 --> 01:14:23,331 1288 01:14:23,410 --> 01:14:26,379 1289 01:14:26,446 --> 01:14:29,677 You see, you won't remember Charles Wellington, Sontee. 1290 01:14:29,749 --> 01:14:32,183 You won't even remember Lance Barton. 1291 01:14:32,252 --> 01:14:34,743 You will become Joe Guy. 1292 01:14:34,821 --> 01:14:37,439 What do you mean, I don't remember Sontee? 1293 01:14:37,573 --> 01:14:39,632 - I'm sorry, Lance. - You're sorry I got hit by a truck; I was hit by a car; I was shot, 1294 01:14:39,708 --> 01:14:44,008 and now you want to take my soul? How are you, witch Blair 1295 01:14:44,079 --> 01:14:47,310 I can't take your soul. No one can do that. 1296 01:14:47,383 --> 01:14:50,784 Where are you from, what you look like, it's just clothes 1297 01:14:50,853 --> 01:14:53,788 How can I get Sontee if I don't remember Sontee? 1298 01:14:53,856 --> 01:14:57,815 1299 01:14:57,893 --> 01:15:01,693 No, no, no, how can I get it? Sontee doesn't Sontee remember me? 1300 01:15:01,764 --> 01:15:04,130 A funny thing about reincarnation, child: 1301 01:15:04,199 --> 01:15:07,134 Even when you are not you, you are still you Don't worry I have a pretty hard time... 1302 01:15:09,238 --> 01:15:11,672 trying to get this girl as a rich white person. 1303 01:15:11,740 --> 01:15:13,833 Spear. 1304 01:15:28,757 --> 01:15:30,850 Hey, Lance, come on, man. Let's celebrate. 1305 01:15:33,762 --> 01:15:37,027 - I have some big plans for us. - What are you talking about ? 1306 01:15:37,099 --> 01:15:40,762 Oh, you mean your son, Lance Barton. 1307 01:16:01,790 --> 01:16:05,351 Oh, I'm sorry. Are you still dealing with that, huh? 1308 01:16:05,427 --> 01:16:09,363 Yes. 1309 01:16:09,431 --> 01:16:11,399 1310 01:16:11,467 --> 01:16:15,733 Yes, I, uh... guess me. 1311 01:16:15,804 --> 01:16:18,295 - see Daniels - - Whitney. 1312 01:16:18,373 --> 01:16:21,103 Good. Whitney, I don't have a manager. 1313 01:16:21,176 --> 01:16:24,475 Will it be cooler to come to your office and leave the tape? 1314 01:16:24,546 --> 01:16:28,004 You know, like maybe Can you take me on? 1315 01:16:29,218 --> 01:16:31,209 Yes. Sure. 1316 01:16:31,286 --> 01:16:33,413 Call me tomorrow, huh? 1317 01:16:33,489 --> 01:16:36,458 You, uh-- 1318 01:16:36,525 --> 01:16:38,459 You are a good child Thank you very much. I'll call you tomorrow. 1319 01:16:38,527 --> 01:16:41,155 - Right -Joe Guy. 1320 01:16:41,230 --> 01:16:43,790 - Don't act like you don't know me - There are no men. 1321 01:16:43,866 --> 01:16:47,097 And do you know what? If you don't like the tape, save it for yourself 1322 01:16:47,169 --> 01:16:51,162 1323 01:16:51,240 --> 01:16:53,674 - Right, right. - This will be alright Oh, um, excuse me. I'm looking for Whitney Daniels. 1324 01:16:59,314 --> 01:17:02,681 Uh, Whitney Daniels? Yes, go straight. 1325 01:17:02,751 --> 01:17:06,084 Make the right and go down the stairs. 1326 01:17:06,155 --> 01:17:08,851 When you arrive at the dressing room, he must be there 1327 01:17:08,924 --> 01:17:10,949 Thank you. 1328 01:17:11,026 --> 01:17:12,857 Oh, I'm sorry, but what do you think? will they let me go back there? 1329 01:17:12,928 --> 01:17:17,092 Yes, sure. The program is finished for about one hour. 1330 01:17:17,166 --> 01:17:19,964 - Do I know you? - Not. 1331 01:17:20,035 --> 01:17:24,028 No, no, seriously. I am not kidding. 1332 01:17:24,106 --> 01:17:26,370 I just feel like I've met you before. 1333 01:17:26,441 --> 01:17:30,172 Joe. 1334 01:17:30,245 --> 01:17:33,009 1335 01:17:33,081 --> 01:17:35,777 -Joe Guy. - Sontee Jenkins 1336 01:17:35,851 --> 01:17:37,978 Sontee. 1337 01:17:38,053 --> 01:17:40,317 Thank you. 1338 01:17:43,125 --> 01:17:45,821 - Oh. 1339 01:17:45,894 --> 01:17:50,490 Last call at Apollo. It's better Get out of here before they lock us up. 1340 01:17:50,566 --> 01:17:54,058 Extend your hand. I know the way around here. 1341 01:17:54,136 --> 01:17:57,367 Don't be afraid. Everything is alright. 1342 01:17:57,439 --> 01:18:00,101 What did you just say? 1343 01:18:00,175 --> 01:18:03,872 Everything is fine. Like the song. Everything is fine 1344 01:18:03,946 --> 01:18:06,779 It's just that when you say that, it's - 1345 01:18:06,848 --> 01:18:10,477 - you are a comedian - Am I singing a bad one? 1346 01:18:10,552 --> 01:18:15,046 No. You're tonight. How are you? 1347 01:18:15,123 --> 01:18:19,287 They are not boo. You know, they got this after the party - 1348 01:18:19,361 --> 01:18:22,387 - sorry I didn't mean to hold you back. - No, no, no, no, no. 1349 01:18:22,464 --> 01:18:26,798 I don't want to go to parties. Do you want to get something to eat? 1350 01:18:26,868 --> 01:18:29,860 Did you take me out? 1351 01:18:29,938 --> 01:18:33,032 No, I just want to feed you. 1352 01:18:33,108 --> 01:18:36,407 Yes. I'm starving. 1353 01:18:39,881 --> 01:18:41,849 - Good shoes. - Thank you. 1354 01:18:41,917 --> 01:18:44,147 So what are you doing? 1355 01:18:44,219 --> 01:18:47,211 - I became a medicine. - Are you a drug dealer? 1356 01:18:47,289 --> 01:18:52,056 Beware. Not. Actually, I own the Brooklyn Community Hospital. 1357 01:18:52,127 --> 01:18:55,790 You have a hospital I know the Brooklyn Community. 1358 01:18:55,864 --> 01:18:59,698 My uncle went there to get a new heart, and they sent his ass to the supermarket. 1359 01:18:59,768 --> 01:19:02,669 Hello, Sontee. How are you doing, sir? 1360 01:19:02,738 --> 01:19:04,899 - is this your trip? - Yeah. 1361 01:19:04,973 --> 01:19:08,636 Now, if you want to save it, You better get it out of here. 1362 01:19:08,710 --> 01:19:10,940 - This is good! - Cisco. 1363 01:19:11,013 --> 01:19:13,413 What kind of mileage do you get this? 1364 01:19:51,001 --> 01:19:15,712 Oh, that's great. 1365 01:19:21,423 --> 01:19:24,051 Cocktail, Miss Jenkins? 1366 01:19:24,126 --> 01:19:26,890 - So are you a maid? - Maid? 1367 01:19:26,962 --> 01:19:31,399 - Do I look like a maid? I get paid -This is my friend Wanda. 1368 01:19:31,466 --> 01:19:35,994 And look at you. Let you get out of the car , and you fire the lost people. 1369 01:19:36,071 --> 01:19:39,438 - Do you know your coat is bleeding? - Take care of your business. 1370 01:19:39,508 --> 01:19:44,207 Hey, girls, do you know That beautiful boy doesn't need anything else You better find you love you can trust 1371 01:19:44,279 --> 01:19:46,645 And hoping to like his mother Hey, fellas, you better look for A girl who loves you more - I'm fine. - Cisco, you're fine 1372 01:19:46,715 --> 01:19:48,706 - I'm fine. Wanda, you're fine - No! I spilled my drink. 1373 01:19:54,781 --> 01:19:53,278 1374 01:20:01,129 --> 01:20:02,756 1375 01:20:02,831 --> 01:20:06,289 1376 01:20:06,368 --> 01:20:09,303 Do you know what? You drink. I'll drive 1377 01:20:12,708 --> 01:20:15,040 Didn't I tell you? to watch him? 1378 01:20:15,110 --> 01:20:18,944 I'm tying my shoes, and when I see up - That won't happen again, sir. 1379 01:20:20,182 --> 01:20:22,616 Cisco, do you have music? 1380 01:20:22,684 --> 01:20:25,118 This is it. 1381 01:20:26,655 --> 01:20:29,954 With my thoughts on my money And my money is on my mind 1382 01:20:30,025 --> 01:20:33,517 Rollin 'on the road smokin' ldo 1383 01:20:33,595 --> 01:20:36,962 - Sippin 'in gin and juice - Lying 1384 01:20:37,032 --> 01:20:39,916 With my thoughts on my money and my money on my mind 1385 01:20:40,050 --> 01:20:43,577 Rollin 'on the road smokin' ldo 1386 01:20:43,653 --> 01:20:47,248 - Sippin 'in gin and juice - Lie down 1387 01:20:47,324 --> 01:20:50,020 With my thoughts on my money And my money is on my mind 1388 01:20:50,093 --> 01:20:52,027 I have some Seagram gin Everyone gets them cups but they don't enter 1389 01:20:52,095 --> 01:20:54,188 Now, this kind of nonsense happens all the time 1390 01:20:54,264 --> 01:20:56,892 You have to get yours. But, stupid, I have to get mine Everything is fine if you listen to D-O-G 1391 01:20:56,967 --> 01:20:59,333 I got cultivar music ' which became the captivatin of him 1392 01:20:59,402 --> 01:21:02,269 You think you are slippery in everything Change the code on your phone every day 1393 01:21:02,339 --> 01:21:05,308 Is there something you want? trying to hide from me 1394 01:21:08,411 --> 01:21:11,278 1395 01:21:11,348 --> 01:21:14,442 1396 01:21:14,518 --> 01:21:19,421 1397 01:21:19,489 --> 01:21:24,483 I never gave you a reason to run and Take your phone in another room 1398 01:21:24,561 --> 01:21:28,998 Am I the only one Or is there someone else coming to you 1399 01:21:29,065 --> 01:21:32,626 Is that my imagination? 1400 01:21:32,702 --> 01:21:36,194 Things aren't always what they see Because I don't want 1401 01:21:36,273 --> 01:21:38,366 Just another name In your little black book 1402 01:21:38,441 --> 01:21:40,875 Just another face in the crowd And that makes me tremble I have to mean a little more for you Than space in your list Things to do 1403 01:21:40,944 --> 01:21:44,038 Another G-Shock is complete In your Benz 1404 01:21:44,114 --> 01:21:46,378 Another piece of change That you can show all your friends 1405 01:21:46,449 --> 01:21:49,316 1406 01:21:49,386 --> 01:21:51,411 1407 01:21:51,488 --> 01:21:54,355 1408 01:21:54,424 --> 01:21:56,756 You can call me crazy Say I'm not safe But I do not want to 1409 01:21:56,826 --> 01:22:00,853 Oooh, oh, ohh 1410 01:22:00,931 --> 01:22:04,025 Ohhh 1411 01:22:04,100 --> 01:22:06,295 Mm, mm 1412 01:22:06,369 --> 01:22:08,303 It's strange how you claim it frankly 1413 01:22:09,606 --> 01:22:12,632 When the passenger seat in your car has been moved 1414 01:22:12,709 --> 01:22:15,678 And you swear that there is no one other than you, you 1415 01:22:15,745 --> 01:22:20,512 And something else You can't explain it Why did you call me with someone else's name 1416 01:22:20,584 --> 01:22:23,317 You say it's history Your playing days are finished Or so you say 1417 01:22:23,451 --> 01:22:25,749 Is that my imagination? 1418 01:22:25,820 --> 01:22:28,380 Things don't always what they see 1419 01:22:28,456 --> 01:22:30,390 1420 01:22:30,458 --> 01:22:33,916 1421 01:22:33,995 --> 01:22:37,556 1422 01:22:37,632 --> 01:22:39,623 Because I don't want 1423 01:22:39,700 --> 01:22:42,168 Just another name In your little black book 1424 01:22:42,236 --> 01:22:45,296 Just another face in the crowd And that makes me tremble Because I have to mean a little more for you Than space in your list Things to do 1425 01:22:45,373 --> 01:22:47,671 Another G-Shock is complete In your Benz 1426 01:22:47,742 --> 01:22:50,142 Another piece of change That you can show all your friends You can call me crazy Say I'm not safe Tell me, are you lying? Or is this my suspicious mind? 1427 01:22:50,211 --> 01:22:52,509 I have to know the truth 1428 01:22:52,580 --> 01:22:55,515 If I'm just another woman 1429 01:22:55,583 --> 01:22:58,017 You are mistreating 1430 01:23:03,224 --> 01:23:08,252 1431 01:23:08,329 --> 01:23:10,263 1432 01:23:10,331 --> 01:23:13,960 1433 01:23:14,035 --> 01:23:15,969 1434 01:23:16,037 --> 01:23:18,471 Others You are united 1435 01:23:18,539 --> 01:23:21,064 Are you and me? Is it two or three 1436 01:23:21,142 --> 01:23:23,337 Because I don't want 1437 01:23:23,411 --> 01:23:25,538 Just another name In your little black book 1438 01:23:25,613 --> 01:23:28,776 Just another face in the crowd And that makes me tremble I have to mean a little more for you Than space in your list Things to do 1439 01:23:28,849 --> 01:23:31,010 Another G-Shock is complete In your Benz 1440 01:23:31,085 --> 01:23:33,451 Another piece of change That you can show all your friends You can call me crazy Say I'm not safe But I don't want to only other women 1441 01:23:33,521 --> 01:23:35,955 In your little black book 1442 01:23:36,023 --> 01:23:38,958 1443 01:23:39,026 --> 01:23:41,460 1444 01:23:41,529 --> 01:23:44,327 1445 01:23:44,398 --> 01:23:46,366 1446 01:23:46,434 --> 01:23:49,130 Just another face in the crowd And that makes me tremble I have to mean a little more for you Than space in your list Things to do 1447 01:23:49,203 --> 01:23:51,501 Another G-Shock is complete In your Benz 1448 01:23:51,572 --> 01:23:54,040 Another piece of change That you can show all your friends You can call me crazy Say I'm not safe But I don't want to only other women 1449 01:23:54,108 --> 01:23:56,406 Just another face in the crowd And that makes me tremble I have to mean a little more for you Than space in your list Things to do 1450 01:23:56,477 --> 01:23:59,446 Another G-Shock is complete In your Benz 1451 01:23:59,513 --> 01:24:01,913 1452 01:24:01,983 --> 01:24:06,215 1453 01:24:06,287 --> 01:24:09,620 1454 01:24:09,690 --> 01:24:12,284 1455 01:24:12,360 --> 01:24:14,828 1456 01:24:14,895 --> 01:24:16,988 1457 01:24:17,064 --> 01:24:19,828 Another piece of change That you can show all your friends You can call me crazy Say I'm not safe But I don't want to only other women 1458 01:24:19,900 --> 01:24:22,334 What if I'm white? Skin color is the same as Eminem 1459 01:24:22,403 --> 01:24:26,271 With blonde hair and blue eyes All shebang 1460 01:24:29,410 --> 01:24:32,675 I know one thing, the police won't always watch me 1461 01:24:32,747 --> 01:24:35,045 Pullin 'I'm up for nothing Continuously jockin' me 1462 01:24:35,116 --> 01:24:37,949 Yellow taxis in the city 1463 01:24:38,019 --> 01:24:41,079 I don't need a guarantee to buy property if I'm white 1464 01:24:41,155 --> 01:24:43,419 No problem If I'm rich or poor 1465 01:24:43,491 --> 01:24:46,654 1466 01:24:46,727 --> 01:24:48,661 1467 01:24:48,729 --> 01:24:52,290 Security will not follow me around shop like I will steal something Because I'm black, I'm robbing 1468 01:24:52,366 --> 01:24:53,799 And automatically assume I don't have a job 1469 01:24:53,868 --> 01:24:56,393 In my own land Feel like an immigrant 1470 01:24:56,470 --> 01:24:58,904 If I'm white, I won't do it O.J. not guilty 1471 01:24:58,973 --> 01:25:01,737 If I'm white, what if he's white What if he's white 1472 01:25:01,809 --> 01:25:05,074 - Yo, think for a moment - What if he's white 1473 01:25:05,146 --> 01:25:07,808 - Wow - What if he's white 1474 01:25:07,882 --> 01:25:09,816 - What if he's white, white, white - What if he's white 1475 01:25:09,884 --> 01:25:13,650 1476 01:25:13,721 --> 01:25:16,417 - What if he's white - What if he's black 1477 01:25:16,490 --> 01:25:18,788 What if he's white 1478 01:25:23,264 --> 01:25:25,755 If I'm white, it must be a different world for me If I'm white, hmm What is my shadow? 1479 01:25:25,833 --> 01:25:28,324 Am I a redneck or skinhead preppy or high class 1480 01:25:28,402 --> 01:25:31,166 You might live in a trailer park And be white trash 1481 01:25:31,238 --> 01:25:34,332 However, there will be wrong, right 1482 01:25:34,408 --> 01:25:36,433 But there are good and bad bein 'white 1483 01:25:36,510 --> 01:25:39,172 side What's up, my sister, De La Soul Pete I have two left legs 1484 01:25:41,849 --> 01:25:44,409 Even if I'm white I still have a better chance 1485 01:25:44,485 --> 01:25:47,545 1486 01:25:47,621 --> 01:25:50,215 Is that a myth or will I really have a little 1487 01:25:50,291 --> 01:25:52,725 If I'm white I might listen to hard rock 1488 01:25:52,793 --> 01:25:55,353 And cover my ears Whenever I hear hip-hop 1489 01:25:55,429 --> 01:25:58,796 What if he's white What if he's white 1490 01:25:58,866 --> 01:26:01,630 - What if he's white - What if he's white 1491 01:26:01,702 --> 01:26:05,468 What if he's white What if he's white, white, white 1492 01:26:05,539 --> 01:26:09,441 - What if he's white - What if he's white 1493 01:26:09,510 --> 01:26:11,603 What if he's white 1494 01:26:11,679 --> 01:26:13,613 Um, what if he's white? 1495 01:26:16,350 --> 01:26:19,319 If I'm white, I might not even think 1496 01:26:19,386 --> 01:26:22,082 I will watch tennis and golf And bet on hockey games 1497 01:26:22,156 --> 01:26:24,488 Use a suit and tie And go to work every day 1498 01:26:24,558 --> 01:26:27,152 If I'm white, I can't live Around my road 1499 01:26:27,228 --> 01:26:30,197 And maybe not Never even been an Amish 1500 01:26:32,766 --> 01:26:35,530 Smokin 'in Marlboro Instead of Newport 1501 01:26:35,603 --> 01:26:38,436 I will live on Long Island. Instead of New York If I'm white I might not be able to dunk 1502 01:26:38,506 --> 01:26:40,701 Because everyone knows White people can't jump 1503 01:26:40,774 --> 01:26:43,208 And I might not be able to Go to Tree Spot 1504 01:26:43,277 --> 01:26:46,212 1505 01:26:46,280 --> 01:26:48,373 Because all of them are afraid will think I'm a cop If he's white What if he's white 1506 01:26:48,449 --> 01:26:50,883 What if he's white What if he's white 1507 01:26:50,951 --> 01:26:54,443 - Yo, you can't even say that - What if he's white 1508 01:26:54,522 --> 01:26:56,456 What if he's white What if he's white 1509 01:26:56,524 --> 01:26:58,958 What if he's white, white, white white, white, white, white, white 1510 01:26:59,026 --> 01:27:02,826 Yo, what if I'm white? 1511 01:27:02,897 --> 01:27:05,263