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Hold on. I gotta come up.

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I gotta take the world's
biggest fucking piss.

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We can't be late.

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We won't!

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- Who's holding?
- If you're not, then nobody.

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We were kind of hoping you were.

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- Yeah. How are you not holding?
- Jesus Christ, Shanna.

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It is not my fucking job to supply
y'all with weed when we go out.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, little lady.

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You're getting angry kind of quick,
don't you think?

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- I was just teasing you.
- I'm not angry.

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It just would be nice if y'all didn't
just count on me all the fucking time,

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and surprise me
every once in a while with pot.

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Okay, mean girl in a high school movie.
Are you through having a tantrum?

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- I'm not having a tantrum.
- Yes, you are.

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You've been in the car all of two seconds,
and you're already cursing at me.

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- I am not cursing at you.
- You said, "Jesus Christ, Shanna."

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And then,
before the sentence was over,

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you threw a "fucking" in there
to emphasize your "irritatance."

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All right. Come on, guys. Don't fight.
I'll pay for it when we get some.

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One: It is not about the money.

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It is about the pain in the ass of scoring.

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And two: We're not really fighting.

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Arlene, have you forgotten
what hanging out with Jungle Julia's like?

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That wasn't a fight.

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That was Julia
acting like a grumpy bitch,

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and me calling her on it
and indulging her at the same time.

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That's how we tolerate each other
after all these years.

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Oh, billboard.

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So, what's the plan, man?

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Margaritas and Mexican food at Guero's.

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Did you call Rafael
and tell him we're coming?

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- Of course.
- You're so good.

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I know.

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Okay, is Christian Simonson
gonna be there?

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You bet your ass he is.
He's gonna be there with Jesse Letterman.

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Christian Simonson,
the filmmaker, is in town.

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He's got a big thing for Julia.

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If he had a big thing for me,
he'd fucking call me

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as opposed to disappearing
for six months,

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and he'd get his ass down here
more often than he does,

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and on my birthday,
give me a fucking phone call.

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Oh, billboard.

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Yeah, but you get those legs
of yours around him, and it's all over.

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Yeah, well, when I'm redecorating
his house in the hills

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that I am also living in,
I'll let you know it worked.

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So, margaritas and Mexican food at Guero's,
touch base with Chris and Jesse,

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tell them about later,
and make damn sure they come.

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Those other guys will be waiting for us
to join them at the Texas Chili Parlor.

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Oh, shit.

51
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Speaking of which, what happened
with you and Nate last night?

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Well, you know, not mu --
We just fucking met each other.

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I mean, if you don't
bust their balls a

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little bit, they're never
gonna respect you.

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Okay, we're pretty clear
on what it is you didn't do.

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How about enlightening us
on what it is you did do?

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Nothing to write home about.

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We just made out on the couch
for about 20 minutes.

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Dressed, half-dressed or naked?

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Dressed. I said we made out.

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We didn't do the thing.

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Excuse me for living,
but what is "the thing"?

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You know, it's everything but.

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They call it "the thing"?

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I call it "the thing."

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Do guys like the thing?

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They like it better than no thing.

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Okay, I wanna get back
to what it is you did do.

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So, you're making out
on the couch with Nate, right?

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- Correct.
- Whose couch?

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- His or the one in your hotel room?
- What am I, stupid over here? Mine.

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Were you making out
sitting up or lying down?

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We started sitting up.
We worked our way to lying down.

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Mmm, the plot thickens.
Who was on top?

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I was straddling him.

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- What else?
- That was it.

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So we made out
for a little while on the couch,

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and I said, "Okay, I'm gonna go to bed now,
so it's time for you to leave."

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And then he starts to whine,
"Oh, right now?"

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And I said, "Yep, right now.
Let's go."

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And he says,
"well, wait. what about this?"

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And I said, "No."

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He said, "What do you mean, no?
You don't even know what I'm gonna say."

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I said, "I already know
what you're gonna say,

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and the answer's no."

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He said, "How can you say
you know what I'm gonna say?"

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I said, "Because you're gonna say,
'let's just go to sleep together.

88
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"'We don't gotta do nothing.

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"'Just cuddle, sleep next to each other,
wake up in the morning together.'

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No, you're gonna leave,
but I'll see you tomorrow."

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Yeah, fuck Nate.

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I mean, he's cute and all,

93
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but Jesse Letterman's
gonna be all over her.

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- Jesse Letterman --
- Remember, no hooking up tonight.

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You can hang out with him,
you can make out with him,

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but no hooking up with him,
because we are driving to Lake LBJ tonight,

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and my daddy's pretty clear
about one thing.

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He said, "I am letting you
and your girlfriends stay at my lake house,

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not you and a bunch of horny boys trying
to get their fuck on with my daughter."

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- Your dad talks like that?
- Hell, yeah!

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It's not like he ain't gonna know, either,

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because when I'm staying at the lake house
with my girlfriends in our bikinis,

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Daddy just has a tendency to pop up
and make sure we don't need anything.

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Look, he's totally harmless
and cute as a bug's ear.

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But, you know, when he's got
a bunch of half-naked poontang

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walking the floor of his lake house,

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he just likes to pay us a visit
and make sure we got everything we need.

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And if you flirt shamelessly with him, like
the six-foot baby giraffe in the backseat,

109
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you got a puppy dog for life.

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I have my own relationship
with Ben,

111
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and you're just jealous
'cause it don't include you.

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- You call her dad Ben?
- I'm not a child. That's his name.

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So when are the boys showing up?

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They're gonna meet us
at the Chili Parlor.

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Maybe they can bring some pot.

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Fuck that. No.

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I don't wanna be either
A, depending on their fucking ass,

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or B, depending on their ass.

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Uh-uh. We don't score ourselves,

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we're gonna be stuck
with them all fucking night.

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Ooh, try Lanna Frank.

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Best idea you had all day.

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Oh, hey, that's your last billboard
before Guero's.

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Oh, come on.
Give me a break.

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"Oh, come on," my ass!
We said every time.

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Okay.

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Jules, let me get a drag?
Thanks.

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Oh, my God!

129
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Hey, this is --
and I's U.T. days, Arlene.

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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- You wanna join us?
- For a second, but I'm with some friends.

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Oh.

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So you must be -- must be --

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So you must be the infamous Butterfly.

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Shh!

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She don't know nothing about it.

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- Know about what?
- When were y'all gonna tell her?

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- Soon.
- Tell me what?

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Yeah, now thanks to you,
we gotta tell her sooner than later.

140
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All right, cut the shit.
What the fuck is going on?

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I said a little somethin'-somethin'
about you on the air today.

142
00:10:02,290 --> 00:10:04,709
Julia, what the fuck did you say
about me on the radio?

143
00:10:04,793 --> 00:10:08,337
All I said was I had
a sexy friend named Butterfly

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who was in from out of town
for the weekend,

145
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and we would be going out
somewhere in Austin tonight,

146
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and if they were out on the town,
maybe they'd see us.

147
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And I described you, and I said
that if they spotted you while we were out,

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if they'd do something,
you'd do something.

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Okay, now, Julia, I'm serious.

150
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what did you say,
and what did you say I'd do?

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00:10:27,315 --> 00:10:31,236
Anyhoo, I could explain what I said,
which would be boring,

152
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or Marcy over here,

153
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who is an incredible actress,
could act it out for you,

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which, I think,
will give you a better idea

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of what you have in store
for you tonight.

156
00:10:40,455 --> 00:10:42,497
Okay, so just tell me your way.

157
00:10:42,582 --> 00:10:44,583
- So we'll act it out with Marcy?
- Sure.

158
00:10:44,667 --> 00:10:46,794
Okay, give Marcy your drink.

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00:10:46,879 --> 00:10:48,336
Thank you.

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Okay, so, you're in a club or a bar,

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and Marcy's a kind of cute
or kind of hot or kind of sexy

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or better be fucking hysterically funny,
but not funny-looking guy

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who you could fuck.

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- Got it.
- Okay, Marcy, take it.

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00:11:11,486 --> 00:11:12,569
Howdy.

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00:11:12,653 --> 00:11:14,905
Hi there.

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00:11:16,157 --> 00:11:20,368
Excuse me, but your name
wouldn't be Butterfly, would it?

168
00:11:20,453 --> 00:11:23,789
Yes, it is. It seems you have me
at a disadvantage.

169
00:11:23,873 --> 00:11:25,332
Barry.

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00:11:25,416 --> 00:11:27,543
Pleased to meet you, Barry.

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00:11:27,628 --> 00:11:29,711
- Y'all are getting me hot.
- Shh!

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00:11:33,467 --> 00:11:37,094
So, is, uh, Butterfly your real name?

173
00:11:37,179 --> 00:11:38,971
Yes, it is.

174
00:11:39,056 --> 00:11:40,889
And how'd you know my name, Barry?

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00:11:40,973 --> 00:11:43,810
I listened to Jungle Julia's show
this morning.

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00:11:43,894 --> 00:11:45,561
Oh, you did, did you?

177
00:11:45,646 --> 00:11:47,396
Oh, yeah. I listen to her show
every morning.

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00:11:47,481 --> 00:11:49,566
Oh, you do, do you?

179
00:11:49,651 --> 00:11:52,568
Yeah. She's, like,
the coolest lady in town.

180
00:11:52,653 --> 00:11:55,112
Don't you think she's got a big ass?

181
00:11:55,197 --> 00:11:56,823
Nah, man.

182
00:11:56,907 --> 00:11:58,658
I like her ass that way.

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00:11:58,742 --> 00:12:01,368
She got a black girl's ass.

184
00:12:01,452 --> 00:12:03,537
Well, that's what she always says,
but, natural fact,

185
00:12:03,621 --> 00:12:05,665
she doesn't really have
a black girl's ass.

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00:12:05,749 --> 00:12:08,835
- She's got a big ass.
- Okay, what the fuck are you doing?

187
00:12:08,919 --> 00:12:11,295
Oh, look who wants to get
to the point all of a sudden.

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00:12:11,379 --> 00:12:12,462
Okay, we'll get to the point.

189
00:12:12,547 --> 00:12:14,382
But for your information,
skinny bitch,

190
00:12:14,466 --> 00:12:17,301
black men and a whole lot
of motherfucking white men

191
00:12:17,386 --> 00:12:20,179
have had plenty fun
adoring my ass.

192
00:12:20,264 --> 00:12:23,057
I don't wear their teeth marks
on my butt for nothing.

193
00:12:23,141 --> 00:12:25,518
All right, if you're not gonna
buy me a drink, can I have mine back?

194
00:12:25,602 --> 00:12:28,020
No. Okay, okay, okay, okay.

195
00:12:28,105 --> 00:12:31,233
So, Butterfly,
can I buy you a drink?

196
00:12:31,317 --> 00:12:33,401
- I'd love one.
- What can I get you?

197
00:12:33,485 --> 00:12:35,069
I'll take a margarita.

198
00:12:35,153 --> 00:12:37,531
Here you go.

199
00:12:38,908 --> 00:12:40,868
So, after they buy you a drink,

200
00:12:40,952 --> 00:12:43,703
when they raise their glass to toast,

201
00:12:43,787 --> 00:12:45,914
they look you dead in the eye

202
00:12:45,999 --> 00:12:48,667
and repeat this poem:

203
00:12:48,751 --> 00:12:52,881
"The woods are lovely,
dark and deep,

204
00:12:52,964 --> 00:12:58,010
"and I have promises to keep
and miles to go before I sleep.

205
00:12:58,094 --> 00:12:59,970
"Did you hear me, Butterfly?

206
00:13:00,054 --> 00:13:03,223
Miles to go before you sleep."

207
00:13:03,308 --> 00:13:07,059
And then, if they say that ...

208
00:13:08,145 --> 00:13:09,771
you gotta give them a lap dance.

209
00:13:09,898 --> 00:13:10,981
What?

210
00:13:11,065 --> 00:13:12,941
If they call you Butterfly,
buy you a drink,

211
00:13:13,026 --> 00:13:15,109
repeat that poem,
you gotta give them a lap dance.

212
00:13:15,193 --> 00:13:17,070
That's bullshit.
I ain't giving them nothing.

213
00:13:17,155 --> 00:13:18,906
well, you can do it or not,
but if you don't,

214
00:13:18,990 --> 00:13:20,657
everybody in Austin's
gonna think you're a chickenshit.

215
00:13:20,742 --> 00:13:23,911
And I don't think you want everybody
in Austin thinking you're a chickenshit.

216
00:13:23,995 --> 00:13:26,747
I ain't giving nobody no lap dance
'cause of what you said.

217
00:13:26,831 --> 00:13:28,165
Oh, come on.
It's gonna be funny.

218
00:13:28,249 --> 00:13:31,001
Yeah, everything's funny to you two
when it's happening to me.

219
00:13:31,085 --> 00:13:34,547
Look, you don't have to do it
for anybody you don't want.

220
00:13:34,631 --> 00:13:36,715
I said you'd do it
for the first guy who says it.

221
00:13:36,799 --> 00:13:39,760
So, some geek comes over,
trying to be cool,

222
00:13:39,844 --> 00:13:42,680
just tell him you already did it
at another place earlier.

223
00:13:42,765 --> 00:13:46,350
No harm, no foul,
but you get a free drink out of it.

224
00:13:46,434 --> 00:13:48,978
But maybe a little later
in the evening,

225
00:13:49,063 --> 00:13:52,774
you've had a few drinks,
you're kind of loosey-goosey,

226
00:13:52,858 --> 00:13:54,943
you're safe with your girls,

227
00:13:55,027 --> 00:13:58,780
then some kind of cute, kind of hot,
kind of sexy, hysterically funny,

228
00:13:58,864 --> 00:14:01,783
but not funny-looking guy
comes up and says it,

229
00:14:01,867 --> 00:14:05,370
then maybe you did it earlier,
maybe you didn't.

230
00:14:10,833 --> 00:14:13,419
You made me trip.

231
00:14:13,504 --> 00:14:17,214
You made me trip,
you dumb bitch!

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00:14:17,966 --> 00:14:19,841
Shut the --

233
00:14:27,475 --> 00:14:29,102
You fuckin' idiot!

234
00:14:58,215 --> 00:15:01,510
♪ Baby ♪

235
00:15:18,694 --> 00:15:21,362
♪ It doesn't matter ♪

236
00:15:21,447 --> 00:15:23,699
♪ What they say ♪

237
00:15:23,783 --> 00:15:27,369
♪ I know I'm gonna love you
any old way ♪

238
00:15:27,454 --> 00:15:30,872
♪ What can I do ♪

239
00:15:30,956 --> 00:15:33,751
♪ Without you? ♪

240
00:15:33,835 --> 00:15:36,587
♪ Don't want nobody ♪

241
00:15:36,671 --> 00:15:39,006
♪ Nobody else ♪

242
00:15:39,090 --> 00:15:47,974
♪ Baby, it's you ♪

243
00:15:48,976 --> 00:15:52,811
♪ Don't leave me alone ♪

244
00:15:54,731 --> 00:15:57,358
♪ Come on home ♪

245
00:15:59,153 --> 00:16:02,529
♪ Baby, it's you ♪

246
00:16:04,825 --> 00:16:07,744
♪ Baby, it's you ♪

247
00:16:09,830 --> 00:16:11,080
Any dead soldiers here?

248
00:16:11,164 --> 00:16:13,082
Uh, these two. Thank you.

249
00:16:15,085 --> 00:16:16,710
Where the hell is Lanna Frank?

250
00:16:16,795 --> 00:16:19,798
That's a good fucking question.

251
00:16:30,101 --> 00:16:32,142
Lanna Frank!

252
00:16:32,227 --> 00:16:33,560
Where are you?

253
00:16:35,523 --> 00:16:37,857
well, come over already.
We're waiting for you.

254
00:16:37,942 --> 00:16:40,151
Shit!

255
00:16:40,236 --> 00:16:42,111
Hold on!

256
00:16:53,541 --> 00:16:56,126
So where are you?

257
00:16:56,210 --> 00:16:59,130
Come over already.
We're waiting for you.

258
00:16:59,214 --> 00:17:01,257
No, we're not coming over there.

259
00:17:01,341 --> 00:17:04,342
You come over here
like you said you would.

260
00:17:04,426 --> 00:17:07,429
So, is it "Shawna" and the girls
at the lake house this weekend?

261
00:17:07,514 --> 00:17:09,890
- "Shawna"?
- Oh, fuck! I --

262
00:17:09,975 --> 00:17:14,227
No. Now, there is one thing
that every girl in the whole world

263
00:17:14,311 --> 00:17:17,188
whose name is Shanna
has in common with each other,

264
00:17:17,273 --> 00:17:18,565
we all hate the name Shawna,

265
00:17:18,649 --> 00:17:20,984
and we really hate it
when people call us Shawna.

266
00:17:58,190 --> 00:18:02,444
Just remember, it's Shanna
Banana, not Shawna Banawna.

267
00:18:02,528 --> 00:18:05,571
Okay, but at some point in the evening,
I had fuckability stock.

268
00:18:05,655 --> 00:18:07,198
Yeah. I mean ...

269
00:18:07,282 --> 00:18:09,867
it wasn't bullish, but ...

270
00:18:35,686 --> 00:18:38,312
Okay, Warren's sending over shots.

271
00:18:38,396 --> 00:18:39,939
And you know the house rule:

272
00:18:40,023 --> 00:18:42,442
If he sends over shots,
you've gotta do them.

273
00:18:42,526 --> 00:18:44,986
- What?
- Hey, them's the rules, baby.

274
00:18:45,071 --> 00:18:46,780
Warren says it, we do it!

275
00:18:46,864 --> 00:18:51,034
I love that philosophy:
"Warren says it, we do it."

276
00:18:51,118 --> 00:18:54,246
- So let's do it!
- What is it?

277
00:18:54,330 --> 00:18:56,248
Hey, shot first, questions later.

278
00:18:56,332 --> 00:18:59,084
Here we go! Post time!

279
00:18:59,168 --> 00:19:00,585
Mmm!

280
00:19:03,005 --> 00:19:05,257
Whoo-hoo!

281
00:19:05,341 --> 00:19:06,801
Ow!

282
00:19:08,552 --> 00:19:12,013
Now, is that a tasty beverage
or is that a tasty beverage?

283
00:19:12,098 --> 00:19:13,473
What the fuck is it?

284
00:19:13,557 --> 00:19:18,520
Chartreuse, the only liquor so good,
they named a color after it.

285
00:19:20,356 --> 00:19:22,065
Who's down for dos Chartreuse?

286
00:19:22,149 --> 00:19:24,317
Not me.

287
00:19:24,402 --> 00:19:26,486
- I'm going out for a smoke.
- Okay.

288
00:19:26,570 --> 00:19:28,904
But careful where you keep
that hot flame, all right?

289
00:19:28,989 --> 00:19:30,615
You'll blow up the joint.

290
00:19:43,379 --> 00:19:46,007
Drinks. What can I get you?
Shanna Banana?

291
00:19:46,091 --> 00:19:48,676
Another big-ass
Long Island iced tea.

292
00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:51,720
Bombay Sapphire
and tonic, no ice.

293
00:19:51,804 --> 00:19:54,307
Good boy.

294
00:19:54,391 --> 00:19:57,184
Oh.

295
00:19:59,146 --> 00:20:02,398
♪ I found out ♪

296
00:20:02,482 --> 00:20:06,319
♪ Years I lost ♪

297
00:20:06,403 --> 00:20:10,656
♪ I found it so hard myself ♪

298
00:20:10,741 --> 00:20:14,994
♪ What's been seen
by everyone else ♪

299
00:20:15,078 --> 00:20:18,832
Oh, hey, Punky, uh, one of the lights
is off in the parking lot. Flip it.

300
00:20:53,158 --> 00:20:55,326
- Oh, Jesus Christ!
- Whoa!

301
00:20:55,410 --> 00:20:58,205
You scared the fuck
out of me, you shitty asshole!

302
00:20:58,289 --> 00:21:00,957
I swear, Arlene,
I was not trying to scare you.

303
00:21:01,042 --> 00:21:02,708
I just got lucky.

304
00:21:02,793 --> 00:21:05,587
Oh, hardy-fucking-har.
Go inside.

305
00:21:05,671 --> 00:21:07,381
- Wait a minute.
- Why?

306
00:21:07,465 --> 00:21:10,008
- I was thinking we could make out.
- What, on a porch?

307
00:21:10,093 --> 00:21:11,885
Not even in the bar,
but in front of the entrance?

308
00:21:11,969 --> 00:21:14,221
- Forget it.
- No, in my car.

309
00:21:14,305 --> 00:21:16,681
What, out there?
It's wet as fucking 'Nam out there.

310
00:21:16,766 --> 00:21:18,975
Not in my car it's not.

311
00:21:19,060 --> 00:21:20,937
Look, you won't get wet.

312
00:21:21,021 --> 00:21:23,146
I promise you.

313
00:21:25,858 --> 00:21:27,651
You know, most guys
wouldn't brag about that.

314
00:21:27,735 --> 00:21:31,238
Ha-ha-ha.
You know what I mean.

315
00:21:31,322 --> 00:21:35,950
Look, I know you guys are going
to Lake LBJ, and we can't come.

316
00:21:36,034 --> 00:21:37,577
I wanna make out!

317
00:21:37,662 --> 00:21:40,872
Okay, just stop with the whining.
It's not attractive.

318
00:21:46,504 --> 00:21:48,130
Okay, but I don't want it
super-fucking obvious

319
00:21:48,214 --> 00:21:50,090
to everybody
in the bar I've been gone,

320
00:21:50,174 --> 00:21:52,969
so we'll go in your car, we'll make out
for six minutes and that's it.

321
00:21:53,053 --> 00:21:54,053
- Deal?
- Great.

322
00:21:54,138 --> 00:21:55,554
No, no, no. Deal or no deal?

323
00:21:55,638 --> 00:21:57,973
If you're gonna whine
when I pull the plug in six minutes,

324
00:21:58,057 --> 00:22:00,100
we can just walk back inside
the fucking bar right now.

325
00:22:00,184 --> 00:22:01,727
- Deal. No whining.
- And no begging.

326
00:22:01,812 --> 00:22:04,230
And no begging.
When you say done, it's done.

327
00:22:04,314 --> 00:22:06,440
I'm gonna remember
you said that.

328
00:22:06,524 --> 00:22:08,066
Okay, let's go.

329
00:22:09,903 --> 00:22:11,279
Oh, you got two jobs:

330
00:22:11,363 --> 00:22:14,157
kiss good and make sure
my hair don't get wet.

331
00:22:35,262 --> 00:22:38,305
♪ It was early, early one morning ♪

332
00:22:38,389 --> 00:22:41,517
♪ When I heard my bulldog bark ♪

333
00:22:41,602 --> 00:22:44,854
♪ 'Twas Staggolee and Billy DeLyon ♪

334
00:22:44,938 --> 00:22:46,563
♪ Squabbling in the dark ♪

335
00:22:46,647 --> 00:22:49,233
Now look, you can't look like
you're trying to get her out of here

336
00:22:49,318 --> 00:22:50,693
before Christian Simonson shows up,

337
00:22:50,777 --> 00:22:53,488
but you've got to get her out of here
before Christian Simonson shows up.

338
00:22:53,572 --> 00:22:54,572
But what's the point?

339
00:22:54,656 --> 00:22:56,700
They're going to Shanna's
daddy's house at Lake LBJ,

340
00:22:56,783 --> 00:22:59,327
and it's no guys --
absolutely no guys.

341
00:22:59,411 --> 00:23:02,205
Okay, so after we bring
the girls drinks,

342
00:23:02,289 --> 00:23:06,793
in fairly rapid order, but not obvious,
we order two more rounds of shots.

343
00:23:06,878 --> 00:23:09,337
You think they're
gonna fall for that?

344
00:23:09,421 --> 00:23:12,216
We'll be very convincing.

345
00:23:12,300 --> 00:23:14,593
Now it's time to turn up the volume.
No more fucking around.

346
00:23:14,677 --> 00:23:17,054
We go to Jäger shots.

347
00:23:17,138 --> 00:23:19,514
Man, they're not gonna
drink Jäger shots.

348
00:23:19,598 --> 00:23:23,143
Dude, as long as a guy's buying the booze,
a fucking bitch'll drink anything.

349
00:23:23,228 --> 00:23:24,895
Come on, dude, we can at least
get one shot of Jäger

350
00:23:24,979 --> 00:23:26,522
down these fucking bitches' throats.

351
00:23:26,606 --> 00:23:28,565
After that, we'll see if they got
another Jäger shot in them.

352
00:23:28,650 --> 00:23:29,650
You never know.

353
00:23:29,734 --> 00:23:32,277
That could be the shot that puts
them past the point of "fuck it."

354
00:23:32,362 --> 00:23:34,154
Then all of a sudden,
"no guys at the lake house"

355
00:23:34,239 --> 00:23:35,864
turns into "a couple of guys
at the lake house."

356
00:23:35,949 --> 00:23:37,366
My point exactly.

357
00:23:37,450 --> 00:23:39,742
I know I can at least get
Shanna "Suck My" Banana

358
00:23:39,826 --> 00:23:41,118
to do a fucking Buttery Nipple shot.

359
00:23:41,203 --> 00:23:43,371
What's Julia's sweet shot?

360
00:23:43,455 --> 00:23:44,998
- Key lime pie.
- Oh, come on.

361
00:23:45,083 --> 00:23:47,918
Even fucking Leroy Brown'd
do one more for dessert.

362
00:23:51,046 --> 00:23:52,923
Dude, check it out.

363
00:23:53,007 --> 00:23:54,883
I wonder if B.J.
brought the Bear with him.

364
00:23:54,968 --> 00:23:57,386
♪ Well, the last time he shot him ♪

365
00:23:57,470 --> 00:23:59,303
Jesus!

366
00:23:59,388 --> 00:24:01,807
♪ Eastbound and down ♪

367
00:24:01,891 --> 00:24:05,811
Dude fucking cut himself
falling out of his time machine.

368
00:24:05,895 --> 00:24:09,148
Could I get a chicken suit
for Stroker Ace, please?

369
00:24:09,233 --> 00:24:13,860
♪ See the hole I shot in his head ♪

370
00:24:13,945 --> 00:24:16,698
♪ The high sheriff told the deputies ♪

371
00:24:16,782 --> 00:24:19,826
♪ Get your pistols and come with me ♪

372
00:24:19,910 --> 00:24:23,203
♪ We got to go
and arrest the bad man ♪

373
00:24:23,289 --> 00:24:26,332
♪ Known as Staggolee ♪

374
00:24:26,417 --> 00:24:29,294
♪ The deputies took their pistols ♪

375
00:24:29,378 --> 00:24:32,297
♪ They laid them on the shelf ♪

376
00:24:32,381 --> 00:24:35,592
♪ If you want that bad man Staggolee ♪

377
00:24:35,676 --> 00:24:38,428
♪ You'll have to arrest him yourself ♪

378
00:24:38,512 --> 00:24:41,096
♪ The high sheriff asked the bartender ♪

379
00:24:41,180 --> 00:24:43,307
And where did you two
disappear to?

380
00:24:43,391 --> 00:24:46,059
I had to get something out of the car,
and Nate was gentlemanly enough

381
00:24:46,144 --> 00:24:47,812
to escort me with his umbrella.

382
00:24:47,896 --> 00:24:50,273
Ah, good for you, Nate.

383
00:24:50,357 --> 00:24:52,357
You see that pretty girl
sitting by herself at the bar?

384
00:24:55,070 --> 00:24:56,696
Who, the dirty hippie?

385
00:24:56,780 --> 00:24:58,615
Meow. She's not a hippie.

386
00:24:58,699 --> 00:25:01,451
She might as well be a hippie.

387
00:25:01,535 --> 00:25:04,037
Thank you, Timmy boy.

388
00:25:04,121 --> 00:25:06,789
well, do you know
what just happened to her?

389
00:25:06,874 --> 00:25:10,543
No. But I know she's a skinny,
fake-blonde bitch.

390
00:25:12,087 --> 00:25:14,130
Oh, I'm sorry.
You were telling a story.

391
00:25:14,214 --> 00:25:15,798
What about her?

392
00:25:18,552 --> 00:25:22,847
Hey, Warren, is there anybody in this place
you could vouch for to give me a ride home?

393
00:25:25,017 --> 00:25:27,978
Fair lady, your chariot awaits.

394
00:25:28,063 --> 00:25:29,647
You've been eavesdropping?

395
00:25:29,731 --> 00:25:32,733
Oh, eavesdropping
and can't help but hear.

396
00:25:32,817 --> 00:25:35,819
I think I belong
in the latter category.

397
00:25:35,904 --> 00:25:37,738
So, uh, Icy Hot,

398
00:25:37,822 --> 00:25:40,157
are you offering me a ride home?

399
00:25:40,241 --> 00:25:43,743
I'm offering you a lift if,
when I'm ready to leave, you are, too.

400
00:25:43,827 --> 00:25:46,329
And when are you thinking
about leaving?

401
00:25:46,413 --> 00:25:48,665
Truthfully, I'm not thinking about it.

402
00:25:48,749 --> 00:25:52,670
But when I do,
you will be the first to know.

403
00:25:52,754 --> 00:25:54,504
Will you be able to, uh, drive later?

404
00:25:54,588 --> 00:25:57,757
I know looks can be deceiving,

405
00:25:57,841 --> 00:25:59,510
but I'm a teetotaler.

406
00:25:59,594 --> 00:26:01,970
I've been drinking club soda
and lime all night,

407
00:26:02,055 --> 00:26:03,847
and now I'm building up
to my big drink.

408
00:26:03,932 --> 00:26:05,473
Which is what?

409
00:26:05,557 --> 00:26:08,185
Virgin piña colada.

410
00:26:08,269 --> 00:26:12,022
Okay. Why would someone
who doesn't drink

411
00:26:12,107 --> 00:26:15,317
spend hours at a bar
drinking water?

412
00:26:15,402 --> 00:26:18,529
A bar offers all kind of things
other than alcohol.

413
00:26:18,613 --> 00:26:21,365
Mmm. Really?

414
00:26:21,449 --> 00:26:23,159
Like what?

415
00:26:24,620 --> 00:26:28,288
Women, nacho grande platters,

416
00:26:28,373 --> 00:26:31,000
the fellowship of some
fascinating individuals,

417
00:26:31,085 --> 00:26:32,210
like Warren here.

418
00:26:33,838 --> 00:26:36,922
Alcohol is just a lubricant
for all the individual encounters

419
00:26:37,006 --> 00:26:38,717
that a barroom offers.

420
00:26:38,801 --> 00:26:41,052
Ooh. Is that cowboy wisdom?

421
00:26:41,137 --> 00:26:44,347
I'm not a cowboy, Pam.

422
00:26:44,432 --> 00:26:46,181
I'm a stuntman.

423
00:26:46,266 --> 00:26:50,144
But that's a very easy mistake to make.

424
00:26:50,228 --> 00:26:52,479
How do you know my name?

425
00:26:52,564 --> 00:26:55,442
When you were talking with Warren,

426
00:26:55,526 --> 00:26:58,485
couldn't help but overhear.

427
00:26:58,570 --> 00:27:01,321
Fair enough.
So what's your name, Icy?

428
00:27:02,742 --> 00:27:04,993
Stuntman Mike.

429
00:27:05,077 --> 00:27:06,660
Stuntman Mike's your name?

430
00:27:07,829 --> 00:27:10,749
You ask anybody.

431
00:27:10,833 --> 00:27:13,752
Hey, Warren, who is this guy?

432
00:27:13,836 --> 00:27:15,503
Stuntman Mike.

433
00:27:15,588 --> 00:27:18,798
- And who the hell is Stuntman Mike?
- He's a stuntman.

434
00:27:18,883 --> 00:27:21,760
Warren, six shots of Wild Turkey!

435
00:27:21,844 --> 00:27:24,554
♪ And I just got to know ♪

436
00:27:24,638 --> 00:27:26,932
♪ Should I forgive ♪

437
00:27:27,017 --> 00:27:31,227
♪ And find somebody else ♪

438
00:27:31,312 --> 00:27:34,940
♪ You know, I stood yesterday ♪

439
00:27:35,025 --> 00:27:36,317
Yeah!

440
00:27:36,401 --> 00:27:40,153
- ♪ Oh, I can't stand it again ♪
- Yeah.

441
00:27:41,614 --> 00:27:44,408
- Let's do 'em.
- Salud.

442
00:27:44,493 --> 00:27:46,243
Down the snatch.

443
00:27:46,328 --> 00:27:50,789
You know, Pam,
I think it's time for my big drink.

444
00:27:50,873 --> 00:27:52,624
well, Stuntman Mike,

445
00:27:52,708 --> 00:27:56,628
since I have a tab here,
can I buy you that virgin piña colada?

446
00:27:56,712 --> 00:27:58,963
Thank you, Pam.
That would be lovely.

447
00:27:59,048 --> 00:28:03,635
warren, a, uh, virgin piña colada
for my stuntman friend,

448
00:28:03,719 --> 00:28:06,388
and I'll have another
Cadillac Cabo Wabo margarita.

449
00:28:06,473 --> 00:28:09,140
Cabo Wabo, virgin.

450
00:28:40,049 --> 00:28:43,217
♪ People, I've been misled ♪

451
00:28:44,636 --> 00:28:48,431
♪ And I've been afraid ♪

452
00:28:49,475 --> 00:28:52,560
♪ I've been hit in the head ♪

453
00:28:52,644 --> 00:28:55,855
♪ And left for dead ♪

454
00:28:55,939 --> 00:28:58,274
♪ I've been abused ♪

455
00:28:59,568 --> 00:29:03,445
♪ And I've been accused ♪

456
00:29:03,530 --> 00:29:07,241
♪ I've been refused ♪

457
00:29:07,325 --> 00:29:10,036
♪ A piece of bread ♪

458
00:29:10,121 --> 00:29:12,454
Hi, honey. Lanna Frank.

459
00:29:12,539 --> 00:29:14,540
- Mwah! Hey, baby.
- How are you?

460
00:29:14,624 --> 00:29:17,919
- ♪ In my life before ♪
- Hey.

461
00:29:18,004 --> 00:29:21,631
Hey. What's shaking, bacon?

462
00:29:21,716 --> 00:29:23,883
Hey!

463
00:29:25,511 --> 00:29:28,138
♪ I want you to stop ♪

464
00:29:28,222 --> 00:29:30,473
It's about fucking time!

465
00:29:30,558 --> 00:29:33,226
Well, beggars can't be choosers.

466
00:29:33,311 --> 00:29:36,271
Take a picture.
It lasts longer.

467
00:29:36,355 --> 00:29:37,981
What?

468
00:29:38,065 --> 00:29:40,985
That table. Seems to keep,
um, getting your attention.

469
00:29:41,069 --> 00:29:43,945
Is that the girl
from the billboard outside?

470
00:29:44,030 --> 00:29:47,908
- Yep.
- She sure is a striking-looking woman.

471
00:29:47,992 --> 00:29:49,911
It's got gin, tequila --

472
00:29:49,995 --> 00:29:52,413
- Look at that hair.
- Lots of leave-in conditioner.

473
00:29:54,081 --> 00:29:57,500
- Is that jealousy I detect?
- Hardly.

474
00:29:57,585 --> 00:30:01,546
But if you wanna get with, uh, Jungle
Julia, there's a real easy way to do that.

475
00:30:01,631 --> 00:30:02,756
- Really?
- Yeah.

476
00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:04,966
- What would that be?
- Get famous.

477
00:30:05,051 --> 00:30:07,218
You won't have to find her.
She'll find you.

478
00:30:07,303 --> 00:30:10,597
And you don't even wanna know
what she did for that billboard.

479
00:30:10,681 --> 00:30:13,601
Enjoy it, cocksucker.
You've earned it.

480
00:30:13,685 --> 00:30:15,602
What did she ever do to you?

481
00:30:15,686 --> 00:30:18,146
We went to school together
from kindergarten through high school.

482
00:30:18,230 --> 00:30:20,399
That's what she did to me.

483
00:30:20,484 --> 00:30:23,235
She was her height right now at 12.

484
00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:24,945
She was a monster.

485
00:30:25,029 --> 00:30:26,947
Half the guys she still fucks
from the old class,

486
00:30:27,031 --> 00:30:28,991
she used to beat up and terrorize
in the fifth grade.

487
00:30:29,076 --> 00:30:31,702
I see. And she used to beat you up
and take your chocolate milk, huh?

488
00:30:31,787 --> 00:30:33,412
That pituitary case?

489
00:30:33,497 --> 00:30:34,955
Might've kicked my ass
a couple of times.

490
00:30:35,039 --> 00:30:38,000
Sorry. I'm built like a girl,
not a black man.

491
00:30:38,085 --> 00:30:41,712
But I'd die before I ever gave
Julia Lucai my chocolate milk.

492
00:31:13,370 --> 00:31:17,081
Hey, are you famous or something?

493
00:31:17,165 --> 00:31:18,624
Or something.

494
00:31:18,709 --> 00:31:21,127
No, no, no. Really.

495
00:31:21,211 --> 00:31:23,796
Hey, what do you do?

496
00:31:23,881 --> 00:31:25,424
Really?

497
00:31:25,508 --> 00:31:29,093
What I do is work my ass off
to get my own record label off the ground.

498
00:31:29,177 --> 00:31:32,055
But why that girl
wanted a picture of me

499
00:31:32,140 --> 00:31:34,141
is because I'm a local deejay.

500
00:31:36,436 --> 00:31:38,728
Wait a minute.

501
00:31:38,812 --> 00:31:42,399
You got a billboard
by Big Kahuna Burger, don't you?

502
00:31:42,483 --> 00:31:46,403
Yeah. I got one there,
too, Zatoichi.

503
00:31:49,574 --> 00:31:51,533
Yeah.

504
00:31:51,617 --> 00:31:53,869
Jungle Julia Lucai.

505
00:31:53,953 --> 00:31:55,872
Stuntman Mike McKay.

506
00:31:55,956 --> 00:32:00,500
Well, good to meet you,
Stuntman Mike.

507
00:32:00,585 --> 00:32:02,836
Now, my friends and I are gonna
continue to get our weed on.

508
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:05,630
- Would you care for some?
- Thank you, Julia.

509
00:32:05,715 --> 00:32:08,841
But just the same, no, thanks.

510
00:32:08,925 --> 00:32:10,926
- Suit yourself.
- But, you know --

511
00:32:20,605 --> 00:32:24,149
Aw, shit. Oh, God.

512
00:32:25,985 --> 00:32:27,403
Sorry. It's nothing.

513
00:32:30,782 --> 00:32:32,407
What the fuck was that?

514
00:32:32,492 --> 00:32:34,868
Actually, I do want you
to have a shot.

515
00:32:36,997 --> 00:32:38,915
You got some voucher here.

516
00:32:38,999 --> 00:32:40,582
I asked him what movies
you worked on.

517
00:32:40,666 --> 00:32:42,459
No fucking clue.

518
00:32:42,543 --> 00:32:45,880
well, technically, I really don't know
if he's ever done anything for sure.

519
00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:48,549
I mean, he shows me
an episode of High Chaparall,

520
00:32:48,634 --> 00:32:51,302
a guy falls off a horse,
he says it's him.

521
00:32:53,222 --> 00:32:55,306
You know the show The Virginian?

522
00:32:56,934 --> 00:32:59,895
Yeah, well, there was another actor
on that show -- Gary Clarke --

523
00:32:59,979 --> 00:33:01,813
and I looked like him a bit.

524
00:33:01,897 --> 00:33:04,941
Obviously,
before I cut myself shaving.

525
00:33:05,025 --> 00:33:06,776
Oh, I like it.

526
00:33:06,860 --> 00:33:11,279
Well, damn if you ain't so sweet,
you make sugar taste just like salt.

527
00:33:11,364 --> 00:33:15,118
Anyway, I did a lot of Virginians
doubling Gary Clarke.

528
00:33:15,202 --> 00:33:18,663
And, uh, then that show
turned into The Men of Shiloh,

529
00:33:18,747 --> 00:33:21,414
they brought on Lee Majors,
and I doubled him.

530
00:33:21,499 --> 00:33:24,669
From that point on,
I specialized mostly in car stunts.

531
00:33:24,753 --> 00:33:28,589
Yeah, I did damn near
the whole third season of Vegas.

532
00:33:28,674 --> 00:33:30,843
I was Robert Urich's driving double.

533
00:33:30,927 --> 00:33:33,886
And then Bob did another show -- Gavilan,

534
00:33:33,971 --> 00:33:36,556
and he brought me
with him on that till ...

535
00:33:38,142 --> 00:33:40,727
And after that ...

536
00:33:43,814 --> 00:33:46,691
Do you know any of these shows
or people I'm talking about?

537
00:33:46,776 --> 00:33:48,402
Sorry.

538
00:33:48,486 --> 00:33:50,946
- No.
- No.

539
00:33:53,574 --> 00:33:57,828
So, how exactly does one
become a stuntman,

540
00:33:57,912 --> 00:33:59,913
Stuntman Mike?

541
00:33:59,998 --> 00:34:02,249
Well, in Hollywood,

542
00:34:02,333 --> 00:34:05,169
anybody fool enough
to throw himself down a flight of stairs

543
00:34:05,253 --> 00:34:07,171
can usually find somebody
to pay him for it.

544
00:34:07,255 --> 00:34:10,007
But, really, I got into the business

545
00:34:10,091 --> 00:34:11,717
the way most people
get in the stunt business.

546
00:34:11,801 --> 00:34:14,552
- How's that?
- My brother got me in it.

547
00:34:14,636 --> 00:34:16,971
- Well, who's your brother?
- Stuntman Bob.

548
00:34:23,812 --> 00:34:26,648
I'm trying to get these two shows
happening in New York for November.

549
00:34:30,612 --> 00:34:33,197
- I'm ready to blaze.
- Finally. Yeah.

550
00:34:33,281 --> 00:34:35,949
- You need to catch up with us.
- Now the party can start.

551
00:34:36,034 --> 00:34:37,034
Yep.

552
00:34:37,118 --> 00:34:39,369
Anyhoo, I'm sorry.

553
00:34:39,454 --> 00:34:41,997
Will you forgive me?

554
00:34:42,081 --> 00:34:46,210
But you have to be real nice to me
for the whole rest of the time I'm here.

555
00:34:46,294 --> 00:34:49,254
- Promise. You ready to go to the lake?
- Mm-hmm.

556
00:34:49,339 --> 00:34:51,007
How about your little friend?
You wanna bring him?

557
00:34:51,091 --> 00:34:52,759
I thought no boys.

558
00:34:52,843 --> 00:34:54,802
If you really want him to come,
Shanna won't mind.

559
00:34:54,887 --> 00:34:57,471
So, how about it?
Boys or just us girls?

560
00:34:57,555 --> 00:34:59,224
Us girls.

561
00:34:59,308 --> 00:35:02,060
Good idea.

562
00:35:02,144 --> 00:35:03,811
Ladies.

563
00:35:05,563 --> 00:35:07,690
Thanks.

564
00:35:07,775 --> 00:35:09,734
Cheers, Butterfly.

565
00:35:12,154 --> 00:35:16,281
"The woods are lovely, dark and deep,

566
00:35:16,366 --> 00:35:21,745
"and I have promises to keep
and miles to go before I sleep.

567
00:35:21,829 --> 00:35:24,958
"Did you hear me, Butterfly?

568
00:35:25,042 --> 00:35:29,253
Miles to go before you sleep."

569
00:35:30,506 --> 00:35:32,131
Sorry, Stuntman Burt --

570
00:35:32,258 --> 00:35:33,466
Mike.

571
00:35:33,550 --> 00:35:36,927
Mike. She already
broke off that dance.

572
00:35:37,011 --> 00:35:39,973
Is that true?

573
00:35:40,057 --> 00:35:42,767
Did I miss my chance?

574
00:35:45,521 --> 00:35:47,522
Do I frighten you?

575
00:35:52,152 --> 00:35:53,821
Is it my scar?

576
00:35:55,907 --> 00:35:57,782
It's your car.

577
00:35:57,866 --> 00:36:00,076
Ah. Yeah, I know.

578
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:01,912
Sorry.

579
00:36:01,997 --> 00:36:03,998
It's my mom's car.

580
00:36:06,793 --> 00:36:08,710
Have you been following us?

581
00:36:08,794 --> 00:36:10,963
No. But that's what
I love about Austin.

582
00:36:11,047 --> 00:36:13,132
It's just so damn small.

583
00:36:13,216 --> 00:36:16,510
- You've seen this guy before?
- I saw him outside of Guero's.

584
00:36:16,594 --> 00:36:19,470
And I saw you outside Guero's, too.

585
00:36:19,555 --> 00:36:22,307
You saw my car, I saw your legs.

586
00:36:22,391 --> 00:36:25,728
Now, look, I ain't stalking y'all,
but I didn't say I wasn't a wolf.

587
00:36:25,812 --> 00:36:27,813
So you really weren't following us?

588
00:36:27,897 --> 00:36:29,147
I'm not following you, Butterfly.

589
00:36:29,231 --> 00:36:32,400
I just got lucky.

590
00:36:33,945 --> 00:36:38,240
So, how about that lap dance?

591
00:36:38,325 --> 00:36:40,158
Sorry. It was a one-time-only offer,

592
00:36:40,242 --> 00:36:43,620
and she did it earlier
this evening at Anton's.

593
00:36:43,705 --> 00:36:45,998
- No, she didn't.
- How do you know?

594
00:36:46,082 --> 00:36:48,834
I'm good that way.

595
00:36:48,918 --> 00:36:50,711
And you look a little touchéd.

596
00:36:50,795 --> 00:36:53,172
- What's "touchéd"?
- Wounded slightly.

597
00:36:53,256 --> 00:36:55,049
Why should I be wounded?

598
00:36:55,133 --> 00:36:57,552
Because you expected guys
to be pestering you all night,

599
00:36:57,636 --> 00:37:01,513
but from your look,
I can tell nobody pestered you at all.

600
00:37:01,598 --> 00:37:04,058
That kind of hurt your feelings
a little bit, didn't it?

601
00:37:05,811 --> 00:37:09,022
There are few things
as fetching as a bruised ego

602
00:37:09,106 --> 00:37:11,065
on a beautiful angel.

603
00:37:14,362 --> 00:37:17,405
So ...

604
00:37:17,490 --> 00:37:22,201
how about that lap dance?

605
00:37:22,285 --> 00:37:24,787
I think I'm gonna have to
give you a rain check.

606
00:37:27,707 --> 00:37:29,918
well, since you'll be leaving
in the next couple of days,

607
00:37:30,002 --> 00:37:33,796
that rain check will be worthless.

608
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:36,883
But that's okay.

609
00:37:36,967 --> 00:37:39,552
I understand
if I make you uncomfortable.

610
00:37:39,637 --> 00:37:42,388
You're still a nice girl,

611
00:37:42,472 --> 00:37:45,266
and I still like you.

612
00:37:45,393 --> 00:37:48,812
But I must warn you of something.

613
00:37:48,896 --> 00:37:50,897
You know how people say ...

614
00:37:50,981 --> 00:37:53,108
"You're okay in my book,"

615
00:37:53,192 --> 00:37:56,486
or, "In my book, that's no good"?

616
00:37:56,570 --> 00:38:01,826
Well, I actually have a book.

617
00:38:01,910 --> 00:38:03,785
And everybody I ever meet

618
00:38:03,869 --> 00:38:06,162
goes in this book.

619
00:38:06,247 --> 00:38:10,209
And now I've met you,
and you're going in the book.

620
00:38:11,878 --> 00:38:17,425
Except I'm afraid I must file you ...

621
00:38:18,427 --> 00:38:21,595
under "chickenshit."

622
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:23,680
And what if I did it?

623
00:38:23,764 --> 00:38:28,435
Well, I definitely couldn't file you
under "chickenshit" then, now, could I?

624
00:38:28,519 --> 00:38:31,020
What's your name again?

625
00:38:31,105 --> 00:38:32,105
Stuntman Mike.

626
00:38:32,189 --> 00:38:35,942
Well, Stuntman Mike, I'm Butterfly.

627
00:38:36,026 --> 00:38:40,823
My friend Jungle Julia over here says
that jukebox inside is pretty impressive.

628
00:38:40,907 --> 00:38:43,284
- Yeah, it is.
- Yeah.

629
00:38:43,368 --> 00:38:47,328
why don't you go get ready
for your lap dance?

630
00:39:00,594 --> 00:39:04,431
what about "kind of cute, kind of hot,
kind of sexy, hysterically funny,

631
00:39:04,515 --> 00:39:07,016
but not funny-looking guy
who you could fuck"

632
00:39:07,100 --> 00:39:08,476
did you not understand?

633
00:39:30,749 --> 00:39:35,503
♪ A-down in a-Mexicali ♪

634
00:39:35,587 --> 00:39:40,508
♪ There's a crazy little
place that I know ♪

635
00:39:40,592 --> 00:39:45,472
♪ Where the drinks are hotter
than the chili sauce ♪

636
00:39:45,556 --> 00:39:49,934
♪ And the boss is a cat named Joe ♪

637
00:39:50,018 --> 00:39:52,896
♪ He wears a red bandana ♪

638
00:39:52,980 --> 00:39:55,398
♪ Plays a cool "piana" ♪

639
00:39:55,525 --> 00:40:00,195
♪ In a honky-tonk down in Mexico ♪

640
00:40:00,279 --> 00:40:03,198
♪ He wears a purple sash ♪

641
00:40:03,282 --> 00:40:05,534
♪ And a black moustache ♪

642
00:40:05,618 --> 00:40:09,871
♪ In a honky-tonk down in Mexico ♪

643
00:40:09,956 --> 00:40:15,001
♪ Well, the first time
that I saw him ♪

644
00:40:15,086 --> 00:40:20,006
♪ He was a-sitting on a "piana" stool ♪

645
00:40:20,091 --> 00:40:24,762
♪ I said-a, "Tell me, man,
when does the fun begin"? ♪

646
00:40:24,846 --> 00:40:28,099
♪ He just winked his eye and said ♪

647
00:40:28,182 --> 00:40:29,683
♪ "Man, be cool" ♪

648
00:40:29,767 --> 00:40:32,519
♪ He wears a red bandana ♪

649
00:40:32,603 --> 00:40:34,688
♪ Plays a cool "piana" ♪

650
00:40:34,772 --> 00:40:39,609
♪ In a honky-tonk down in Mexico ♪

651
00:40:39,694 --> 00:40:42,445
♪ He wears a purple sash ♪

652
00:40:42,572 --> 00:40:44,823
♪ And a black moustache ♪

653
00:40:44,907 --> 00:40:50,161
♪ In a honky-tonk
down in Mexico, in Mexico ♪

654
00:40:50,246 --> 00:40:54,833
- ♪ All of a sudden, in walks a chick ♪
- ♪ In Mexico ♪

655
00:40:54,917 --> 00:40:59,171
- ♪ Joe starts playing on a Latin kick ♪
- ♪ In Mexico ♪

656
00:40:59,256 --> 00:41:03,301
- ♪ Around her waist
she wore three fishnets ♪
- ♪ In Mexico ♪

657
00:41:03,385 --> 00:41:05,479
♪ She started dancing
with the castanets ♪

658
00:41:05,492 --> 00:41:07,597
♪ In Mexico ♪

659
00:41:07,681 --> 00:41:11,601
- ♪ I didn't know just what to expect ♪
- ♪ In Mexico ♪

660
00:41:11,685 --> 00:41:15,813
- ♪ She threw her arms around my neck ♪
- ♪ In Mexico ♪

661
00:41:15,897 --> 00:41:17,762
♪ We started dancing
all around the floor ♪

662
00:41:17,775 --> 00:41:19,651
♪ In Mexico ♪

663
00:41:19,736 --> 00:41:23,571
♪ And then she did a dance
I never saw before ♪

664
00:41:23,655 --> 00:41:28,118
♪ So if you're south of the border ♪

665
00:41:28,202 --> 00:41:32,872
♪ I mean, a-down in a-Mexico ♪

666
00:41:32,956 --> 00:41:35,625
♪ And you wanna get straight, man ♪

667
00:41:35,709 --> 00:41:37,627
♪ Don't hesitate ♪

668
00:41:37,711 --> 00:41:41,630
♪ Just look up a cat named Joe ♪

669
00:41:41,714 --> 00:41:44,050
♪ He wears a red bandana ♪

670
00:41:44,134 --> 00:41:46,761
♪ Plays a cool "piana" ♪

671
00:41:46,845 --> 00:41:51,183
♪ In a honky-tonk down in Mexico ♪

672
00:41:51,267 --> 00:41:54,060
♪ He wears a purple sash ♪

673
00:41:54,144 --> 00:41:56,395
♪ And a black moustache ♪

674
00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:57,980
♪ In a honky -- ♪

675
00:42:00,318 --> 00:42:02,151
I'm driving.

676
00:42:02,235 --> 00:42:04,403
we're gonna go somewhere else.
We're gonna go hang out.

677
00:42:04,488 --> 00:42:06,489
- You ready to go?
- Yeah.

678
00:42:06,573 --> 00:42:08,992
- Bye.
- Bye.

679
00:42:11,829 --> 00:42:13,663
I think you got Mike laid tonight.

680
00:42:15,416 --> 00:42:18,418
Lookin' good, Cannonball Run!

681
00:42:18,503 --> 00:42:20,712
He's just giving me a ride.

682
00:42:20,797 --> 00:42:24,216
- Oh, no doubt.
- Have a nice ride!

683
00:42:25,885 --> 00:42:28,011
Look, double fucks ...

684
00:42:30,891 --> 00:42:33,767
uh-uh, I am not gonna fuck him.

685
00:42:33,851 --> 00:42:36,687
I can hear you.

686
00:42:36,771 --> 00:42:40,691
- He's old enough to be my dad --
- I can still hear you.

687
00:42:43,111 --> 00:42:46,697
- Bye.
- Bye-bye.

688
00:42:52,203 --> 00:42:54,120
Wow, that's fucking scary.

689
00:42:54,204 --> 00:42:55,872
Yeah, well,
I wanted it to be impressive.

690
00:42:55,957 --> 00:42:59,835
Scary tends to impress.

691
00:42:59,919 --> 00:43:01,712
Is it safe?

692
00:43:01,796 --> 00:43:04,715
Oh, it's better than safe.
It's death proof.

693
00:43:04,799 --> 00:43:07,384
How do you make a car death proof?

694
00:43:07,468 --> 00:43:09,261
well, that's what stuntmen do.

695
00:43:09,345 --> 00:43:11,848
You've seen a movie
where a car gets into some smash-up

696
00:43:11,932 --> 00:43:14,850
there ain't no way in hell
anybody's walking away from?

697
00:43:14,934 --> 00:43:16,017
Yeah.

698
00:43:16,102 --> 00:43:17,853
Well, how do you think
they accomplish that?

699
00:43:17,937 --> 00:43:20,565
CGI?

700
00:43:20,649 --> 00:43:24,902
well, unfortunately, Pam, nowadays,
more often than not, you're right.

701
00:43:24,987 --> 00:43:27,905
But back in the all-or-nothing days,
the Vanishing Point days,

702
00:43:27,990 --> 00:43:30,158
the Dirty Mary Crazy Larry days,

703
00:43:30,242 --> 00:43:32,076
the White Line Fever days --

704
00:43:32,161 --> 00:43:34,872
real cars
smashing into real cars

705
00:43:34,956 --> 00:43:37,749
with real dumb people
driving them.

706
00:43:37,833 --> 00:43:40,960
So, you give the stunt team
the car you want to smash up,

707
00:43:41,044 --> 00:43:43,254
take her and reinforce
that fucker everywhere,

708
00:43:43,338 --> 00:43:48,675
and voilà, you got yourself
a death-proof automobile.

709
00:43:49,761 --> 00:43:50,762
That makes sense.

710
00:43:50,846 --> 00:43:53,139
I just didn't know you could
make a car death proof.

711
00:43:53,223 --> 00:43:55,141
Hell, I can drive this baby
into a brick wall

712
00:43:55,225 --> 00:43:59,353
doing 125 miles an hour
just for the experience.

713
00:44:06,321 --> 00:44:08,321
Why is your passenger seat in a box?

714
00:44:08,405 --> 00:44:10,114
well, this is a movie car.

715
00:44:10,199 --> 00:44:13,242
Sometimes when you're shooting a crash,
director wants to put a camera in the car.

716
00:44:13,327 --> 00:44:15,871
You know, shoot the crash
from the inside.

717
00:44:15,955 --> 00:44:18,790
That's where you put the camera.
They call it a crash box. Here.

718
00:44:20,584 --> 00:44:22,127
There you go.

719
00:44:23,671 --> 00:44:25,798
You know, when you asked
to drive me home,

720
00:44:25,882 --> 00:44:27,799
you didn't mention your car
didn't have a passenger seat.

721
00:44:27,883 --> 00:44:30,803
Yeah, well, actually,
I didn't ask to drive you home.

722
00:44:30,887 --> 00:44:34,181
You asked me for a ride, and I said yes.
But look at the bright side, Pam.

723
00:44:34,265 --> 00:44:37,309
I won't be getting fresh
putting my hand on your knee.

724
00:44:39,187 --> 00:44:41,939
That is the bright side.

725
00:44:42,023 --> 00:44:44,650
I thought so.

726
00:45:09,258 --> 00:45:11,593
Well, Pam, which way you going?

727
00:45:11,678 --> 00:45:13,512
- Left or right?
- Right.

728
00:45:13,596 --> 00:45:16,098
Ah, that's too bad.

729
00:45:16,182 --> 00:45:17,433
Why?

730
00:45:17,518 --> 00:45:21,186
Well, because there was a 50-50 shot
on whether you'd be going left or right.

731
00:45:21,271 --> 00:45:23,355
You see, we're both going left.

732
00:45:23,439 --> 00:45:25,650
You could've just as easily
been going left, too,

733
00:45:25,734 --> 00:45:26,860
and if that was the case,

734
00:45:26,944 --> 00:45:29,404
it would've been a while
before you started getting scared.

735
00:45:29,488 --> 00:45:31,947
But since you're going the other way,

736
00:45:32,031 --> 00:45:33,908
I'm afraid ...

737
00:45:33,993 --> 00:45:38,204
you're gonna have to start
getting scared ... immediately.

738
00:45:38,289 --> 00:45:40,415
What the fuck?

739
00:45:48,883 --> 00:45:50,883
Cocksucking motherfucker!

740
00:45:50,967 --> 00:45:52,718
Just fucking let me out of here!

741
00:45:52,802 --> 00:45:54,052
I'll fucking rip your fucking --

742
00:45:54,137 --> 00:45:55,470
Stop the fucking car!

743
00:46:37,849 --> 00:46:40,809
Okay, here's the thing.

744
00:46:40,936 --> 00:46:43,102
I get it.

745
00:46:43,187 --> 00:46:46,607
I -- I know it's a joke,
and it's super-funny.

746
00:46:46,691 --> 00:46:50,736
Um, but if you just stop right now,

747
00:46:50,820 --> 00:46:53,113
you know, and -- and -- and let me out,

748
00:46:53,198 --> 00:46:56,324
I'll never tell anybody,
because I know it's a joke.

749
00:46:56,408 --> 00:46:58,326
I know all about jokes.

750
00:46:59,870 --> 00:47:02,581
I promise everything will be fine.

751
00:47:02,666 --> 00:47:05,333
Just -- Just -- Just let me out,

752
00:47:05,417 --> 00:47:07,543
please, and -- and --

753
00:47:07,628 --> 00:47:09,463
Hey, Pam,

754
00:47:09,547 --> 00:47:12,800
remember when I said
this car was death proof?

755
00:47:13,802 --> 00:47:16,135
well, that wasn't a lie.

756
00:47:16,220 --> 00:47:19,306
This car is 100% death proof.

757
00:47:19,391 --> 00:47:22,601
Only, to get the benefit of it, honey,

758
00:47:22,686 --> 00:47:26,063
you really need to be
sitting in my seat.

759
00:48:03,351 --> 00:48:07,312
Now I gotta catch me
my other girlfriends.

760
00:48:21,328 --> 00:48:22,328
No, no, no, no.

761
00:48:22,413 --> 00:48:26,374
It's Dave Dee, Dozy,
Beaky, Mitch and Tich.

762
00:48:26,459 --> 00:48:29,377
So you got it?
Thanks, honey.

763
00:48:29,462 --> 00:48:32,047
You're gonna play it next song, right?

764
00:48:32,131 --> 00:48:34,549
Good boy.

765
00:48:34,633 --> 00:48:37,261
Growl.

766
00:48:37,345 --> 00:48:39,387
Bye-bye.

767
00:48:39,472 --> 00:48:41,056
Who do you wanna hear?

768
00:48:41,140 --> 00:48:42,807
Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mitch and Tich.

769
00:48:42,892 --> 00:48:44,143
Who?

770
00:48:44,227 --> 00:48:47,271
Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mitch and Tich.

771
00:48:47,355 --> 00:48:49,064
Who the fuck are they?

772
00:48:49,148 --> 00:48:53,110
For your information, Pete Townshend,
at one point, almost quit The Who,

773
00:48:53,195 --> 00:48:55,613
and if he had,
he would've ended up in this group,

774
00:48:55,697 --> 00:48:59,574
thus making it Dave Dee, Dozy,
Beaky, Mitch, Tich and Pete.

775
00:48:59,658 --> 00:49:01,993
And if you ask me, he should have.

776
00:49:02,078 --> 00:49:05,371
That's my boy!

777
00:49:17,511 --> 00:49:19,719
♪ Hold tight, count to three ♪

778
00:49:19,804 --> 00:49:21,471
♪ Gotta stay close by me ♪

779
00:49:21,555 --> 00:49:23,599
♪ And hold tight, sing and shout ♪

780
00:49:23,683 --> 00:49:25,601
♪ Just ride my roundabout ♪

781
00:49:25,685 --> 00:49:27,436
♪ And hold tight, shut your eyes ♪

782
00:49:27,521 --> 00:49:32,817
♪ Girl, you suit me for si-i-i-i-i-i-ize ♪

783
00:49:32,901 --> 00:49:36,195
♪ Forget the other guys ♪

784
00:49:36,279 --> 00:49:38,656
♪ You'll never fall ♪

785
00:49:38,740 --> 00:49:40,157
♪ Each time you call ♪

786
00:49:40,242 --> 00:49:44,078
♪ Hold ti-ight, hold ti-ight ♪

787
00:49:44,162 --> 00:49:49,960
♪ Hold ti-i-i-i-ight ♪

788
00:49:50,044 --> 00:49:52,211
♪ Hold tight, make me feel ♪

789
00:49:52,295 --> 00:49:54,130
♪ What you say is for real ♪

790
00:49:54,214 --> 00:49:56,174
♪ And hold tight, carousel ♪

791
00:49:56,259 --> 00:49:57,717
♪ Girl, you'll soon ring my bell ♪

792
00:49:57,802 --> 00:49:59,886
♪ And hold tight and we'll fly ♪

793
00:49:59,971 --> 00:50:05,057
♪ Swing it low, swing it hi-i-i-i-i-i-igh ♪

794
00:50:05,142 --> 00:50:08,978
♪ We're gonna make the sky ♪

795
00:50:09,062 --> 00:50:10,855
♪ You'll never fall -- ♪

796
00:50:52,732 --> 00:50:55,734
I wanna hear
this part of the song louder!

797
00:51:43,242 --> 00:51:45,533
Do you remember anything?

798
00:51:46,787 --> 00:51:49,747
Uh, I don't remember.

799
00:51:52,626 --> 00:51:54,628
Dr. Block.

800
00:52:00,759 --> 00:52:03,595
Self restraints to room 310.

801
00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:06,264
Self restraints to room 310.

802
00:52:07,349 --> 00:52:12,561
well, what's the patient's
prognosis, Dr. Block?

803
00:52:12,646 --> 00:52:14,939
I don't really see
it's any of your business.

804
00:52:15,023 --> 00:52:17,023
Come on now, sis.

805
00:52:17,108 --> 00:52:19,110
You just tell us.

806
00:52:19,194 --> 00:52:21,195
How bad is he?

807
00:52:25,117 --> 00:52:27,118
He got banged up real good.

808
00:52:27,202 --> 00:52:29,328
Busted nose, broken collarbone,

809
00:52:29,413 --> 00:52:31,455
smashed up his left index finger.

810
00:52:31,540 --> 00:52:33,374
Is that it?

811
00:52:34,627 --> 00:52:36,253
He was real lucky.

812
00:52:38,422 --> 00:52:40,131
That'll be all?

813
00:52:40,215 --> 00:52:44,177
Why, that's more than enough,
and I wanna thank you, Dr. Block.

814
00:52:47,389 --> 00:52:49,181
Son of a bitch!

815
00:52:50,393 --> 00:52:53,645
So, Pop, what do you think?

816
00:52:53,730 --> 00:52:56,023
well, son number one,

817
00:52:56,107 --> 00:52:58,150
what I think is so goddamn ghoulish,

818
00:52:58,234 --> 00:53:00,569
I hesitate to speak it out loud.

819
00:53:00,653 --> 00:53:02,988
Well, give it a shot.

820
00:53:03,072 --> 00:53:06,326
Well, what we have here
is a case of vehicular homicide.

821
00:53:06,410 --> 00:53:09,161
That old boy in there
murdered them pretty little gals.

822
00:53:09,245 --> 00:53:13,040
I mean, he used a car and not a hatchet,
but they dead just the same.

823
00:53:14,542 --> 00:53:17,419
Well, what are you gonna do?

824
00:53:17,503 --> 00:53:19,503
Not a goddamn thing.

825
00:53:19,588 --> 00:53:22,257
The DA says ain't no crime here.

826
00:53:22,342 --> 00:53:25,135
Every one of them gals
was swimming in alcohol

827
00:53:25,219 --> 00:53:27,346
and floating on weed.

828
00:53:27,430 --> 00:53:29,723
And old Hooper in there

829
00:53:29,807 --> 00:53:31,725
came out clean as a whistle.

830
00:53:31,809 --> 00:53:35,729
Now, you actually think that he
premeditatedly murdered them gals?

831
00:53:35,813 --> 00:53:37,648
Well, I can't prove it,

832
00:53:37,733 --> 00:53:41,151
but since thinking don't cost nothing,
I can think it, and I do.

833
00:53:41,235 --> 00:53:44,529
Yeah, but, Pop, he got
pretty banged up hisself.

834
00:53:44,614 --> 00:53:46,866
Well, hell, yeah, he got banged up,
but God damn!

835
00:53:46,950 --> 00:53:49,868
Them pretty little gals
look like a goddamn giant

836
00:53:49,952 --> 00:53:51,495
chewed 'em up and spit 'em out.

837
00:53:51,579 --> 00:53:53,038
Any of 'em survive?

838
00:53:53,123 --> 00:53:54,749
Shit.

839
00:53:54,833 --> 00:53:57,377
Two tons of metal,
200 miles an hour,

840
00:53:57,461 --> 00:54:00,212
flesh and bone
and plain old Newton ...

841
00:54:00,296 --> 00:54:02,757
They all princess died.

842
00:54:08,973 --> 00:54:10,598
Why?

843
00:54:10,682 --> 00:54:15,478
well, I'd guestimate
it's a sex thing.

844
00:54:15,562 --> 00:54:17,230
The only way I can figure it.

845
00:54:17,314 --> 00:54:19,399
High-velocity impact,

846
00:54:19,483 --> 00:54:22,401
twisted metal, busted glass,

847
00:54:22,485 --> 00:54:26,239
all four souls taken
exactly at the same time.

848
00:54:26,323 --> 00:54:31,618
Probably the only way that
diabolical degenerate can shoot his goo.

849
00:54:31,702 --> 00:54:34,414
Yeah, I think the only thing
we can dream of getting that bastard on

850
00:54:34,498 --> 00:54:37,917
is vehicular manslaughter
for the hitchhiker in the death box.

851
00:54:38,001 --> 00:54:40,921
That was just plain old goddamn
reckless endangerment.

852
00:54:41,005 --> 00:54:44,632
But I got me a goddamn bartender
gonna testify

853
00:54:44,716 --> 00:54:48,136
that old Stuntman Mike
didn't drink a drop all night,

854
00:54:48,220 --> 00:54:51,265
and his passenger
was left stranded by her date

855
00:54:51,349 --> 00:54:55,268
in the goddamn rain, no less,
and she asked him for the fucking ride.

856
00:54:55,352 --> 00:54:59,148
Now, on paper, it's gonna look like
he's just trying to help her out.

857
00:54:59,232 --> 00:55:01,567
I mean, that's the way
the jury's gonna see it.

858
00:55:01,651 --> 00:55:03,651
So what are you gonna do, Pop?

859
00:55:04,863 --> 00:55:08,198
well, I can take it upon myself
to work the case, you know,

860
00:55:08,283 --> 00:55:09,741
in my off hours.

861
00:55:09,826 --> 00:55:12,995
Search for evidence,
you know, to prove my theory.

862
00:55:13,079 --> 00:55:16,623
Alert authorities.
Dog that rotten son of a bitch.

863
00:55:16,708 --> 00:55:18,000
Wherever he goes, I go.

864
00:55:18,084 --> 00:55:20,794
Or I can spend

865
00:55:20,879 --> 00:55:23,463
the same goddamn amount
of time and energy

866
00:55:23,547 --> 00:55:26,299
following the NASCAR circuit.

867
00:55:26,383 --> 00:55:28,552
Hmm. I thought about it a lot.

868
00:55:28,636 --> 00:55:32,264
I think I'd have a hell of lot
happier life if I did the latter.

869
00:55:32,348 --> 00:55:37,561
And just because I can't punish old ...
Frankenstein in there for what he's done,

870
00:55:37,645 --> 00:55:40,606
I'm gonna tell you
like the Lord told John.

871
00:55:40,690 --> 00:55:42,566
If he ever does it again,

872
00:55:42,650 --> 00:55:45,986
I can make goddamn sure
he don't do it in Texas.

873
00:55:57,081 --> 00:56:00,502
♪ You know, you're sliding down ♪

874
00:56:00,586 --> 00:56:02,378
♪ Against your heart ♪

875
00:56:03,672 --> 00:56:05,839
♪ Yeah, you got one ♪

876
00:56:09,011 --> 00:56:11,888
♪ Just closing your eyes ♪

877
00:56:11,972 --> 00:56:18,811
♪ So you can see ♪

878
00:56:18,896 --> 00:56:21,564
♪ No, baby, I don't care
what they say ♪

879
00:56:21,649 --> 00:56:23,983
♪ It's so easy ♪

880
00:56:27,529 --> 00:56:30,489
♪ No, baby, I don't care
what they say ♪

881
00:56:30,573 --> 00:56:32,909
♪ It's so easy ♪

882
00:56:36,287 --> 00:56:39,706
♪ Yeah, it's coming on ♪

883
00:56:39,792 --> 00:56:43,378
♪ It's getting sweeter ♪

884
00:56:43,462 --> 00:56:46,339
♪ And sweeter ♪

885
00:56:48,467 --> 00:56:50,677
♪ If you're gonna drown ♪

886
00:56:52,012 --> 00:56:58,935
♪ Do it the right way ♪

887
00:56:59,019 --> 00:57:01,145
♪ I don't care what they say ♪

888
00:57:01,230 --> 00:57:04,692
♪ It's so easy ♪

889
00:57:07,778 --> 00:57:10,071
♪ I don't care what they say ♪

890
00:57:10,155 --> 00:57:11,824
♪ It's so --

891
00:57:11,908 --> 00:57:14,952
- So, are you on the same floor with him?
- No, he's on the 4th and I'm on the 7th.

892
00:57:15,036 --> 00:57:17,371
- Who's in whose room?
- He's in mine.

893
00:57:17,455 --> 00:57:19,790
- And, so, what happened then?
- That was pretty much it.

894
00:57:19,874 --> 00:57:21,468
We made out in the hall
for about 10 minutes,

895
00:57:21,481 --> 00:57:23,085
and then I sent him
off to his room.

896
00:57:23,169 --> 00:57:27,006
- So, how's The Rock as a kisser?
- Mmm, he's damn good!

897
00:57:27,090 --> 00:57:29,591
He's got them mushy lips
and fingertips.

898
00:57:29,675 --> 00:57:31,426
Mmm, I love them mushy lips.

899
00:57:31,510 --> 00:57:32,594
And he's a big guy,

900
00:57:32,678 --> 00:57:34,679
so he spins me around
so my back's up against him.

901
00:57:34,763 --> 00:57:37,433
Then he takes his big hand,
and he puts it on my throat,

902
00:57:37,517 --> 00:57:39,851
tilts my head back
and leans over me,

903
00:57:39,935 --> 00:57:42,061
kisses me from behind.

904
00:57:42,146 --> 00:57:45,399
- Damn, that sounds sexy!
- Mmm, it was sexy.

905
00:57:45,483 --> 00:57:47,318
But then that was it?
You sent him off?

906
00:57:47,402 --> 00:57:49,069
How'd he take it?

907
00:57:49,153 --> 00:57:50,778
Wait a minute.
What are we doing here?

908
00:57:50,863 --> 00:57:52,865
If I'm gonna power through
and pick up Zoë at the airport,

909
00:57:52,949 --> 00:57:54,617
I need a big-ass cup of coffee.

910
00:57:54,701 --> 00:57:55,701
Since you're getting that,

911
00:57:55,785 --> 00:57:58,454
can you get some more vodka
and some more sugar-free Red Bull?

912
00:58:00,624 --> 00:58:02,124
We didn't know you were awake.

913
00:58:02,208 --> 00:58:04,209
I'm not awake. I'm asleep.

914
00:58:04,294 --> 00:58:07,380
But get some more vodka
and some more sugar-free Red Bull anyway.

915
00:58:07,465 --> 00:58:09,299
And some Red Apple Tans.

916
00:58:09,383 --> 00:58:12,635
Damn! I didn't stop
to get you bitches groceries!

917
00:58:13,762 --> 00:58:16,431
- You remember how
to get to the airport, don't you?
- Uh-huh.

918
00:58:16,515 --> 00:58:17,974
well, then, you should
get behind the wheel,

919
00:58:18,059 --> 00:58:19,851
'cause you gonna drive.

920
00:58:21,269 --> 00:58:22,811
Motherfuckers!

921
00:58:39,789 --> 00:58:41,497
They ain't got sugar-free Red Bull.

922
00:58:41,581 --> 00:58:44,708
They got regular Red Bull
and sugar-free G.O. juice.

923
00:58:44,793 --> 00:58:47,295
- G.O.
- G.O.!

924
00:59:12,280 --> 00:59:14,698
♪ It's not the way you kiss ♪

925
00:59:14,782 --> 00:59:18,703
♪ That tears me apart ♪

926
00:59:21,790 --> 00:59:26,209
♪ Many, many, many nights go by ♪

927
00:59:26,293 --> 00:59:30,131
♪ I sit alone at home and cry ♪

928
00:59:30,215 --> 00:59:32,049
♪ Over you ♪

929
00:59:32,134 --> 00:59:35,552
♪ What can I do? ♪

930
00:59:35,636 --> 00:59:38,263
♪ Don't want nobody ♪

931
00:59:38,347 --> 00:59:40,473
♪ Nobody ♪

932
00:59:40,558 --> 00:59:45,603
♪ 'Cause, baby, it's you ♪

933
00:59:53,572 --> 00:59:57,157
♪ Is it true what they say ♪

934
00:59:57,241 --> 01:00:02,246
♪ All about you? ♪

935
01:00:03,248 --> 01:00:06,834
♪ They say you'll never, ever, never ♪

936
01:00:06,918 --> 01:00:10,087
♪ Be true ♪

937
01:00:11,548 --> 01:00:14,509
♪ It doesn't matter ♪

938
01:00:14,594 --> 01:00:16,260
♪ What they say ♪

939
01:00:16,344 --> 01:00:19,764
♪ I know I'm gonna love you
any old way ♪

940
01:00:19,848 --> 01:00:23,477
♪ What would I do ♪

941
01:00:23,561 --> 01:00:26,061
♪ Without you? ♪

942
01:00:26,146 --> 01:00:29,315
♪ I don't want nobody ♪

943
01:00:29,399 --> 01:00:32,277
where the hell are my keys?
Oh, here they are.

944
01:00:32,361 --> 01:00:35,113
Oh, sorry. I didn't mean
to give you a concert there.

945
01:00:35,198 --> 01:00:37,990
No, it wasn't you.

946
01:00:38,074 --> 01:00:41,076
That guy bumped into my feet
when he walked by.

947
01:00:42,370 --> 01:00:44,789
I don't know why,
but that kind of creeped me out.

948
01:00:52,422 --> 01:00:54,508
♪ I don't care what they say ♪

949
01:00:54,592 --> 01:00:57,843
♪ It's so easy ♪

950
01:01:01,181 --> 01:01:03,225
♪ I don't care what they say ♪

951
01:01:03,351 --> 01:01:05,936
♪ It's so -- ♪

952
01:01:10,608 --> 01:01:12,025
Little dick.

953
01:01:14,654 --> 01:01:16,571
Clearly.

954
01:01:16,656 --> 01:01:18,782
Since I'm up,

955
01:01:18,866 --> 01:01:22,285
I might as well hit the ATM.

956
01:01:23,287 --> 01:01:25,498
Get me a fucking smoke.

957
01:02:49,458 --> 01:02:51,249
What?

958
01:02:51,334 --> 01:02:53,419
Did you just see the --

959
01:02:53,503 --> 01:02:55,046
What?

960
01:02:55,130 --> 01:02:58,257
Nothing, honey.

961
01:03:21,282 --> 01:03:22,323
Yello.

962
01:03:22,407 --> 01:03:23,783
It's me.

963
01:03:23,867 --> 01:03:25,410
Miss me?

964
01:03:25,495 --> 01:03:29,206
Oh, you best get your ass
off Kim's car.

965
01:03:29,290 --> 01:03:30,999
I've seen Kim sit on it before.

966
01:03:31,084 --> 01:03:33,043
Her ass ain't your ass.

967
01:03:33,127 --> 01:03:34,711
Okay.

968
01:03:34,796 --> 01:03:37,547
So, I think I'm in
this month's issue of Allure.

969
01:03:41,220 --> 01:03:42,637
You got Allure?

970
01:03:42,721 --> 01:03:44,638
Magazines by the window.

971
01:03:59,070 --> 01:04:01,488
Here you are!

972
01:04:02,991 --> 01:04:05,742
You hot mama, you.

973
01:04:05,827 --> 01:04:07,244
See you in a second.

974
01:04:08,371 --> 01:04:10,455
3.85. Out of 20.

975
01:04:14,627 --> 01:04:16,503
And you get 15 and change back.

976
01:04:16,587 --> 01:04:18,338
Thank you very much.

977
01:04:19,924 --> 01:04:23,136
You know, I got other fashion magazines
for sale behind the counter.

978
01:04:25,638 --> 01:04:28,141
No, that's okay.
This'll be all.

979
01:04:28,225 --> 01:04:30,018
- Thought I'd ask.
- Thanks anyway.

980
01:04:30,102 --> 01:04:31,728
Have a good one.

981
01:04:34,314 --> 01:04:37,608
I got this month's issue
of Italian Vogue.

982
01:04:42,281 --> 01:04:45,242
This month's?

983
01:04:45,326 --> 01:04:48,036
Listen to this.

984
01:04:48,120 --> 01:04:52,123
The Circle A clerk has
this month's issue of Italian Vogue.

985
01:04:52,207 --> 01:04:53,624
- No way.
- Way.

986
01:04:53,709 --> 01:04:56,209
I can't believe a fucking Circle A
carries Italian Vogue.

987
01:04:56,294 --> 01:04:58,962
It doesn't.
It's his own personal copy.

988
01:04:59,047 --> 01:05:01,049
He'll let it go for 27 bucks.

989
01:05:01,133 --> 01:05:02,967
Twenty-seven bucks?

990
01:05:03,052 --> 01:05:05,428
What the fuck do you care?
We're talking about fucking per diem here.

991
01:05:05,512 --> 01:05:08,431
Look, we found an issue of Italian Vogue
in Lebanon, Tennessee.

992
01:05:08,515 --> 01:05:10,516
we're lucky he's not asking
for fucking Krugerrands.

993
01:05:10,601 --> 01:05:12,643
I'm getting it,
and we're splitting it three ways.

994
01:05:12,728 --> 01:05:13,895
What, me, you and Kim?

995
01:05:13,979 --> 01:05:15,563
No, Kim doesn't give a shit
about Italian Vogue.

996
01:05:15,648 --> 01:05:19,609
But Brandy will come in with us,
and if she won't, Tysla, her sister, will.

997
01:05:20,694 --> 01:05:23,572
Okay. But if anybody
tears out any sheets I want,

998
01:05:23,656 --> 01:05:25,115
you gotta make color Xerox
of those pages.

999
01:05:25,200 --> 01:05:27,076
And I'm not talking fucking Kinko's
here either, okay?

1000
01:05:27,160 --> 01:05:30,953
You take it to the art department,
you have them do it fucking right.

1001
01:05:33,333 --> 01:05:37,919
♪ La, la ♪

1002
01:05:38,003 --> 01:05:41,256
♪ La, la ♪

1003
01:05:43,343 --> 01:05:48,514
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪

1004
01:05:48,598 --> 01:05:50,432
♪ La, la ♪

1005
01:05:50,517 --> 01:05:52,768
You guys are good.

1006
01:05:54,437 --> 01:05:55,437
Oh, my God.

1007
01:05:55,522 --> 01:05:57,439
♪ La, la ♪

1008
01:06:00,317 --> 01:06:05,614
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪

1009
01:06:07,575 --> 01:06:17,292
♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪

1010
01:06:17,377 --> 01:06:22,214
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪

1011
01:06:22,298 --> 01:06:26,885
- ♪ La, la, la, la ♪
- That's it. That's it.

1012
01:06:26,970 --> 01:06:30,013
- ♪ La, la, la, la ♪
- Oh, boy.

1013
01:06:33,017 --> 01:06:34,977
Your timing couldn't be better, Zoë.

1014
01:06:35,062 --> 01:06:39,691
It just so happens that we're all three off
duty for the next three days of shooting.

1015
01:06:39,775 --> 01:06:42,234
Fucking hell.
How does that happen?

1016
01:06:42,318 --> 01:06:45,155
well, I'm doing Lindsay Lohan's makeup,
and she's off for the next three days,

1017
01:06:45,239 --> 01:06:48,324
there's no stunts being filmed
during that time, so Kim's free,

1018
01:06:48,409 --> 01:06:52,412
and Lee's on a "will notify"
for the next four days.

1019
01:06:52,496 --> 01:06:54,330
So, how's the shoot going?

1020
01:06:54,415 --> 01:06:56,207
Great. We're having the best time.

1021
01:06:56,292 --> 01:06:58,459
The director, Cecil Evans,
is so much fun.

1022
01:06:58,544 --> 01:07:02,171
we're making the coolest movie
and partying all the time.

1023
01:07:02,255 --> 01:07:05,340
Hell, yeah. The next job after this one
is definitely gonna suck.

1024
01:07:05,425 --> 01:07:07,385
So, let's hear it, ladies.

1025
01:07:07,469 --> 01:07:09,971
Set romances.
Who's getting it off?

1026
01:07:10,055 --> 01:07:12,264
That would be Lee and Toolbox.

1027
01:07:12,348 --> 01:07:15,560
Oh, Toolbox.
Name sounds promising.

1028
01:07:15,644 --> 01:07:17,770
- He's a grip.
- What he is is a pervert.

1029
01:07:17,855 --> 01:07:21,399
Well, he just keeps sounding
better and better.

1030
01:07:21,483 --> 01:07:23,568
What's his perversion?

1031
01:07:24,612 --> 01:07:27,447
He likes to watch me pee.

1032
01:07:27,531 --> 01:07:32,036
Lee is sitting on the toilet,
and Toolbox is watching her pee.

1033
01:07:32,119 --> 01:07:34,204
P-I-S-S-I-N-G.

1034
01:07:36,040 --> 01:07:37,332
Yeah, but not no more.

1035
01:07:37,416 --> 01:07:40,211
Now she's getting it on with The Rock.

1036
01:07:40,295 --> 01:07:42,629
- You're having one off with The Rock?
- Not the real Rock.

1037
01:07:42,713 --> 01:07:44,047
He's this electrician named Bruce.

1038
01:07:44,131 --> 01:07:46,424
And Kim started calling him The Rock,
'cause he kind of looks like The Rock,

1039
01:07:46,509 --> 01:07:48,219
so now we all just call him The Rock.

1040
01:07:48,303 --> 01:07:49,887
Oh, yeah.
This is an all-star crew.

1041
01:07:49,971 --> 01:07:51,639
We got a guy who looks like Nick Cage

1042
01:07:51,723 --> 01:07:53,264
and a guy who looks
like Pee-wee Herman, too.

1043
01:07:53,349 --> 01:07:56,060
Kim, dick department.
Let's hear it.

1044
01:07:56,144 --> 01:07:57,770
Mm-mm. No dick this trip.

1045
01:07:57,854 --> 01:07:59,813
I got a man.

1046
01:07:59,898 --> 01:08:02,942
- How long have you had this boyfriend?
- About three months.

1047
01:08:03,026 --> 01:08:04,567
Who'd you steal him from?

1048
01:08:04,652 --> 01:08:06,778
- Nobody.
- Kim!

1049
01:08:06,862 --> 01:08:08,238
Wha -- What?

1050
01:08:08,322 --> 01:08:10,449
He totally had a girlfriend.

1051
01:08:10,533 --> 01:08:13,785
All of Kim's boyfriends start out
as somebody else's boyfriend.

1052
01:08:13,869 --> 01:08:15,828
I did not steal him.

1053
01:08:15,913 --> 01:08:18,081
I didn't steal any of them.

1054
01:08:18,165 --> 01:08:21,085
They just ... jumped ship.

1055
01:08:23,338 --> 01:08:25,255
So, what's your story, Abernathy?

1056
01:08:25,339 --> 01:08:27,258
Oh, Abbie's got the big kahuna.

1057
01:08:27,342 --> 01:08:30,427
I had a set crush on Cecil.

1058
01:08:30,512 --> 01:08:33,264
Set crush? Nigga, please!
You were his set wife.

1059
01:08:33,348 --> 01:08:36,100
"Were" and "had"
being the key words here.

1060
01:08:36,184 --> 01:08:38,310
Bitch, you two are still
into each other, and you know it.

1061
01:08:38,395 --> 01:08:40,354
Yeah, well,
if he's so in love with me,

1062
01:08:40,438 --> 01:08:44,150
then whey did he fuck
Daryl Hannah's stand-in?

1063
01:08:44,277 --> 01:08:46,777
Ho-ho-ho!

1064
01:08:46,861 --> 01:08:50,699
Yes, men are dogs.
Oh, it's so funny!

1065
01:08:50,783 --> 01:08:52,867
Oh, it's so funny!

1066
01:08:52,952 --> 01:08:54,828
Oh, stop acting all hurt.
Your ass just mad.

1067
01:08:54,912 --> 01:08:57,288
Yeah, he's a stand-in fucker.

1068
01:08:57,372 --> 01:08:59,791
Bitch, you need to get over that shit.
That was two weeks ago.

1069
01:08:59,875 --> 01:09:03,461
Oh, well,
now that you put it like that.

1070
01:09:03,546 --> 01:09:05,963
Oh, I haven't told you
the best part.

1071
01:09:06,047 --> 01:09:09,258
He fucked her on my birthday.

1072
01:09:09,342 --> 01:09:11,969
Oh, that's a horse of a different color.

1073
01:09:12,053 --> 01:09:13,429
Thank you.

1074
01:09:13,513 --> 01:09:15,140
Did he know it was your birthday?

1075
01:09:15,224 --> 01:09:18,142
He's the director.
He's kind of busy.

1076
01:09:18,226 --> 01:09:22,355
He ate a piece of my birthday cake
and he got me a present.

1077
01:09:22,440 --> 01:09:24,482
Yeah, I think he knew.

1078
01:09:24,567 --> 01:09:27,526
Well, what did he get you?

1079
01:09:31,115 --> 01:09:32,699
He made me a tape.

1080
01:09:32,783 --> 01:09:34,409
He made you a tape?

1081
01:09:34,493 --> 01:09:35,910
- Yeah.
- Wait.

1082
01:09:35,995 --> 01:09:37,996
He didn't burn you a CD.
He made you a tape?

1083
01:09:38,080 --> 01:09:41,416
- Yeah.
- Oh, that is so romantic.

1084
01:09:41,500 --> 01:09:44,377
Yes. I know what you're gonna say,
so don't even go there.

1085
01:09:44,462 --> 01:09:46,505
That sounds like the test
of true love to me.

1086
01:09:46,590 --> 01:09:48,923
Look, I know you guys like him.

1087
01:09:49,008 --> 01:09:53,136
He's likable, but he fucked
another woman on my birthday.

1088
01:09:53,220 --> 01:09:54,847
How can you not be on my side?

1089
01:09:54,931 --> 01:09:56,932
well, I admit, that sounds bad.

1090
01:09:57,017 --> 01:09:58,350
It is bad!

1091
01:09:58,434 --> 01:10:01,353
It just sounds like
there's a little more to it than that.

1092
01:10:01,438 --> 01:10:03,898
- Were you two fucking?
- Hell, no.

1093
01:10:03,982 --> 01:10:05,941
Hello. Is your name Abernathy?

1094
01:10:06,026 --> 01:10:07,526
Sorry.

1095
01:10:07,611 --> 01:10:11,404
The answer to your question
is no, of course not.

1096
01:10:11,489 --> 01:10:14,407
What do you mean,
"No, of course not"?

1097
01:10:14,492 --> 01:10:18,661
The reason Cecil hasn't had a girlfriend in
six years is because girls will fuck him.

1098
01:10:18,746 --> 01:10:22,040
And if you fuck Cecil,
you don't become one of his girlfriends.

1099
01:10:22,124 --> 01:10:25,795
Not to say I want
to be his girlfriend,

1100
01:10:25,879 --> 01:10:28,381
but if I did want to be his girlfriend,

1101
01:10:28,465 --> 01:10:31,007
if I fucked him,
I wouldn't be his girlfriend.

1102
01:10:31,092 --> 01:10:33,469
I'd be one of his regulars.

1103
01:10:34,638 --> 01:10:36,555
And I'm just getting
too fucking old for that shit.

1104
01:10:36,640 --> 01:10:39,058
Have you let him do anything?

1105
01:10:39,142 --> 01:10:40,558
Yes!

1106
01:10:41,561 --> 01:10:43,521
I've let him give me a foot massage,

1107
01:10:43,605 --> 01:10:46,899
and when we go to the movies,
I've let him hold my hand.

1108
01:10:46,983 --> 01:10:50,152
Bitch, you might be acting
like you 12 years old,

1109
01:10:50,237 --> 01:10:51,862
but he just acting like a man.

1110
01:10:51,947 --> 01:10:54,031
You need to break
that nigga off a piece.

1111
01:10:54,116 --> 01:10:56,117
Let me get this straight.

1112
01:10:56,201 --> 01:10:58,203
- You're not fucking him ...
- Mm-mm.

1113
01:10:58,287 --> 01:10:59,704
- You're not sucking him ...
- Mm-mm.

1114
01:10:59,789 --> 01:11:03,582
you're not giving him any tongue,
but Daryl Hannah's stand-in is.

1115
01:11:03,667 --> 01:11:05,794
Okay, can we just take
my sex life off the table?

1116
01:11:05,878 --> 01:11:10,424
Actually, uh, it was Cecil's sex life
that was on the table and your lack of one.

1117
01:11:10,508 --> 01:11:12,591
Ohhh!

1118
01:11:17,139 --> 01:11:19,140
Fuck both of you
and your little high five.

1119
01:11:19,224 --> 01:11:23,894
Before you can claim a nigga,
you got to claim a nigga,

1120
01:11:23,979 --> 01:11:26,480
and you can start by giving
that motherfucker a hand job

1121
01:11:26,565 --> 01:11:27,940
in the back of the van on Tuesday.

1122
01:11:28,024 --> 01:11:29,651
I'm not gonna do that.

1123
01:11:29,735 --> 01:11:32,403
I know you won't.
But you know who will.

1124
01:11:32,487 --> 01:11:35,448
The bitch that ends up living
in that big-ass mansion of his.

1125
01:11:35,532 --> 01:11:39,995
Now, I gotta say, I haven't entirely agreed
with everything Kim said, but it is true:

1126
01:11:40,079 --> 01:11:42,455
If you stretch shit out
like you have with Cecil,

1127
01:11:42,539 --> 01:11:44,624
and you suddenly get dirty on them,

1128
01:11:44,709 --> 01:11:48,295
it blows their mind.

1129
01:11:48,379 --> 01:11:51,965
So, Zoë, Kim and I are in the Philippines
at an outdoor rave.

1130
01:11:52,049 --> 01:11:55,302
- What were you working on?
- Three Kicks to the Head, Part Three.

1131
01:11:55,386 --> 01:11:58,889
And, admittedly,
we're a little fucked-up.

1132
01:11:58,973 --> 01:12:01,851
- Cheers to that.
- Word.

1133
01:12:01,935 --> 01:12:03,351
Cheers.

1134
01:12:03,478 --> 01:12:05,729
So, Zoë,

1135
01:12:05,813 --> 01:12:07,647
the genius,

1136
01:12:07,732 --> 01:12:10,485
wants to take a picture of me.

1137
01:12:10,569 --> 01:12:14,112
It's dark as hell,
and you can't see shit.

1138
01:12:14,197 --> 01:12:16,573
So she's got her camera
and keeps saying,

1139
01:12:16,657 --> 01:12:19,034
"Step back a little," so I do.

1140
01:12:19,118 --> 01:12:23,497
Then, "A little further,"
so I step back a little further.

1141
01:12:23,580 --> 01:12:26,875
Then, "A little more," so I do.

1142
01:12:26,959 --> 01:12:29,836
Then I realize I'm right at the edge

1143
01:12:29,921 --> 01:12:32,507
of a seven-foot concrete ditch

1144
01:12:32,591 --> 01:12:37,511
with God knows how many rocks
and broken bottles and rats in it,

1145
01:12:37,595 --> 01:12:40,890
and if I fell in that fucking thing, I'd
probably would've broken my fucking neck.

1146
01:12:40,974 --> 01:12:44,893
So I'm yelling at her,
"Zoë, you almost killed me!"

1147
01:12:46,687 --> 01:12:50,608
So we laugh about it
and walk a little further,

1148
01:12:50,692 --> 01:12:53,277
and Zoë starts fucking around,

1149
01:12:53,445 --> 01:12:59,033
and damn if she doesn't fall
in the fucking ditch.

1150
01:12:59,117 --> 01:13:01,369
Nice. Nice.

1151
01:13:01,453 --> 01:13:04,373
Thank you. Yep. Thank you.

1152
01:13:04,457 --> 01:13:07,166
I remember taking a step
and looking down.

1153
01:13:07,251 --> 01:13:10,378
Just as I'm thinking, "There's that
ditch Abbie was talking about,"

1154
01:13:10,462 --> 01:13:12,965
bam, I'm in the fucking ditch,
you know?

1155
01:13:13,049 --> 01:13:14,550
What happened?

1156
01:13:14,634 --> 01:13:17,969
what, with Zoë the cat?
Nothing.

1157
01:13:18,053 --> 01:13:19,845
If I fell in that fucking thing,

1158
01:13:19,930 --> 01:13:21,931
they would've had to
helicopter me out of there.

1159
01:13:22,015 --> 01:13:24,559
Zoë just lands on her feet.

1160
01:13:24,643 --> 01:13:28,062
But then, later, I started feeling
a little bad about myself.

1161
01:13:28,146 --> 01:13:31,941
Zoë falls in the ditch,
and it's nothing.

1162
01:13:32,025 --> 01:13:33,776
We're laughing about it.

1163
01:13:33,860 --> 01:13:35,988
If I fell in that fucking thing,

1164
01:13:36,072 --> 01:13:37,905
I probably would've been
fucking paralyzed.

1165
01:13:37,990 --> 01:13:39,574
Oh, honey, you can't think like that.

1166
01:13:39,658 --> 01:13:42,201
You know, we all have
our individual talents,

1167
01:13:42,286 --> 01:13:43,954
and that just happens
to be one of Zoë's.

1168
01:13:44,038 --> 01:13:45,789
- Yeah.
- Well ...

1169
01:13:45,873 --> 01:13:48,791
physically speaking, Zoë is amazing.

1170
01:13:48,875 --> 01:13:52,254
I mean, agility, reflexes, nimbleness.

1171
01:13:52,338 --> 01:13:55,173
There's few human beings
that can fuck with Zoë on that front.

1172
01:13:55,258 --> 01:13:57,466
Oh, Kim, I like you, too.

1173
01:13:58,760 --> 01:14:00,429
Having said that,

1174
01:14:00,513 --> 01:14:03,223
before you get too envious
of Zoë's prowess,

1175
01:14:03,308 --> 01:14:06,059
you're missing the most important
part of that story.

1176
01:14:06,144 --> 01:14:09,438
You didn't fall in the ditch,
Zoë did.

1177
01:14:09,522 --> 01:14:13,400
Zoë even knew there was a ditch there
because you told her,

1178
01:14:13,484 --> 01:14:15,528
and she still fell in.

1179
01:14:15,613 --> 01:14:18,614
So, Lee's right.
We all have our talents.

1180
01:14:18,698 --> 01:14:21,867
Hey, I resemble that remark.

1181
01:14:25,038 --> 01:14:27,247
So, Kim,
you still pack a roscoe?

1182
01:14:30,375 --> 01:14:32,461
Check it out, bitch.

1183
01:14:32,545 --> 01:14:34,880
- Ooh, nice one, mate.
- I know this.

1184
01:14:34,964 --> 01:14:37,883
- What's a roscoe?
- A roscoe is a pistol.

1185
01:14:37,967 --> 01:14:40,427
- You carry a gun?
- Uh-huh.

1186
01:14:40,511 --> 01:14:43,347
- You have a license to carry it?
- Yeah.

1187
01:14:43,431 --> 01:14:46,725
when I became a Secret Service agent,
they gave me a license.

1188
01:14:46,809 --> 01:14:49,228
Oh, I didn't know you were --

1189
01:14:51,314 --> 01:14:54,775
Okay, I didn't say it, all right?
Stop looking at me. I didn't say it.

1190
01:14:54,859 --> 01:14:56,653
God!

1191
01:14:56,737 --> 01:14:58,655
Did you know Kim carried a gun?

1192
01:14:58,739 --> 01:15:02,741
Yes. Now, do I approve? No.

1193
01:15:02,825 --> 01:15:04,827
Do I know? Yes.

1194
01:15:04,912 --> 01:15:08,706
Look, I don't know what
futuristic utopia you live in,

1195
01:15:08,791 --> 01:15:11,501
but the world I live in,
a bitch need a gun.

1196
01:15:11,585 --> 01:15:15,421
You can't get around the fact
that people who carry guns

1197
01:15:15,506 --> 01:15:18,007
tend to get shot
more than people who don't.

1198
01:15:18,092 --> 01:15:20,344
And you can't get around the fact
that if I go down

1199
01:15:20,428 --> 01:15:23,054
to the laundry room in my building
at midnight enough times,

1200
01:15:23,138 --> 01:15:24,972
I might get my ass raped.

1201
01:15:25,057 --> 01:15:26,849
Don't do your laundry at midnight.

1202
01:15:26,934 --> 01:15:30,478
Fuck that. I wanna do my laundry
whenever the fuck I wanna do my laundry.

1203
01:15:30,562 --> 01:15:33,522
There are other things
you can carry other than a gun.

1204
01:15:33,606 --> 01:15:35,066
Pepper spray.

1205
01:15:35,150 --> 01:15:39,320
Uh, motherfucker try to rape me,
I don't wanna give him a skin rash.

1206
01:15:39,405 --> 01:15:41,738
I wanna shut that nigga down.

1207
01:15:43,033 --> 01:15:45,243
How about a knife at least?

1208
01:15:45,327 --> 01:15:48,496
Yeah. You know what happens
to motherfuckers carry knives?

1209
01:15:49,498 --> 01:15:51,542
They get shot!

1210
01:15:51,626 --> 01:15:54,377
Look, if I ever become
a famous actress,

1211
01:15:54,461 --> 01:15:55,920
I won't carry a gun.

1212
01:15:56,004 --> 01:15:58,507
I'll hire me a do-dirt nigga,
and he'll carry the gun.

1213
01:15:58,591 --> 01:16:00,426
And when shit goes down,
I'll sit back and laugh.

1214
01:16:00,510 --> 01:16:03,344
But until that day,
it's wild West, motherfucker.

1215
01:16:03,429 --> 01:16:06,765
So, Zoë, you thought about
what you want to do first?

1216
01:16:08,184 --> 01:16:11,812
It just so happens
I know exactly what I wanna do.

1217
01:16:11,896 --> 01:16:13,563
Oh, really?

1218
01:16:13,647 --> 01:16:15,482
And what would that be?

1219
01:16:15,567 --> 01:16:17,735
To me, there's no point
in being in America

1220
01:16:17,819 --> 01:16:19,903
unless you can drive
a Detroit muscle car.

1221
01:16:19,988 --> 01:16:22,072
And I wanna drive a Dodge Challenger.

1222
01:16:22,157 --> 01:16:25,534
Fuck me swinging, balls out.

1223
01:16:26,745 --> 01:16:30,080
Um, well, I guess we
can talk to Transpo.

1224
01:16:30,165 --> 01:16:32,458
But does it have to be
a Dodge Challenger?

1225
01:16:32,542 --> 01:16:33,750
Not just that.

1226
01:16:33,834 --> 01:16:37,962
It has to be a 1970 Dodge Challenger
with a 440 engine.

1227
01:16:40,675 --> 01:16:43,885
How in the fuck do
you expect to do that?

1228
01:16:43,969 --> 01:16:45,762
No worries, mate.

1229
01:16:45,846 --> 01:16:47,848
I've got it all worked out.

1230
01:16:47,932 --> 01:16:50,976
When I knew I was coming here,
I went online and found out

1231
01:16:51,060 --> 01:16:54,813
that the local paper here in Tennessee
is the Lebanon News Sentinel.

1232
01:16:54,898 --> 01:16:56,774
- So, back home --
- I'm sorry. Where's home?

1233
01:16:56,858 --> 01:16:58,484
Australia, right?

1234
01:17:00,195 --> 01:17:02,238
What do you mean by that, mate?

1235
01:17:02,323 --> 01:17:05,616
Zoë's from New Zealand,
and you never --

1236
01:17:05,700 --> 01:17:09,369
I repeat, never --
call a Kiwi an Aussie.

1237
01:17:09,454 --> 01:17:13,249
That is, unless you want
your ass kicked.

1238
01:17:13,334 --> 01:17:15,375
I'm so sorry.
I really am.

1239
01:17:15,460 --> 01:17:18,171
Oh, it's okay.

1240
01:17:18,255 --> 01:17:21,508
we're just taking the piss
out of you, mate.

1241
01:17:21,592 --> 01:17:24,636
Auckland, to answer your question.

1242
01:17:24,720 --> 01:17:27,514
Anyway, I subscribed
to the local paper a month ago.

1243
01:17:27,598 --> 01:17:31,100
Now, why the fuck you want a local
redneck newspaper in New Zealand?

1244
01:17:31,185 --> 01:17:33,686
Pipe down, and I'll tell you.

1245
01:17:33,813 --> 01:17:35,647
I've been getting the paper
for the last month,

1246
01:17:35,731 --> 01:17:38,357
and I've been checking the classified
at the back, looking at cars for sale.

1247
01:17:38,441 --> 01:17:41,068
So, as of yesterday,

1248
01:17:41,152 --> 01:17:43,404
for sale, in this town,

1249
01:17:43,489 --> 01:17:46,657
some dude is selling a stock
1970 Dodge Challenger

1250
01:17:46,741 --> 01:17:50,620
with a 440 engine
and a white paint job.

1251
01:17:50,704 --> 01:17:53,373
And you wanna buy it?

1252
01:17:53,457 --> 01:17:57,501
Kim, I may be stupid,
but I'm not bloody stupid.

1253
01:17:57,586 --> 01:18:01,339
I wanna say I wanna buy it,
so he'll let me test-drive it.

1254
01:18:01,423 --> 01:18:04,801
A 1970 Dodge Challenger
with a white paint job.

1255
01:18:04,885 --> 01:18:07,929
- Oh, uh, Kowalski.
- Kowalski from Vanishing Point.

1256
01:18:08,013 --> 01:18:10,515
- Mate, it's a fucking classic!
- Mmm, I get it.

1257
01:18:10,599 --> 01:18:12,851
If I can get this guy
to let me drive it without him,

1258
01:18:12,935 --> 01:18:15,479
I will blow the doors off that bitch.

1259
01:18:15,564 --> 01:18:18,439
- What's Vanishing Point?
- Oh, God.

1260
01:18:18,524 --> 01:18:20,567
"What's Vanishing Point?"

1261
01:18:20,651 --> 01:18:23,696
Abs, I'm supposed to be
the illiterate one.

1262
01:18:23,780 --> 01:18:26,490
It's just one of the best
American movies ever made.

1263
01:18:26,575 --> 01:18:30,995
Actually, Zoë, most girls
wouldn't know Vanishing Point.

1264
01:18:31,079 --> 01:18:33,664
Excuse me. "Most girls"?

1265
01:18:33,748 --> 01:18:35,624
What the fuck are you two?

1266
01:18:35,709 --> 01:18:38,877
Yeah, well, we're gearheads.
Of course we watched it.

1267
01:18:38,961 --> 01:18:41,004
Y'all grew up watching
that Pretty in Pink shit.

1268
01:18:41,088 --> 01:18:43,715
Oh, I like Pretty in Pink.

1269
01:18:43,799 --> 01:18:46,302
what, so you didn't watch
John Hughes movies?

1270
01:18:46,386 --> 01:18:48,387
Of course I did.
I'm a girl.

1271
01:18:48,471 --> 01:18:50,513
But I also watched car shit, too.

1272
01:18:50,598 --> 01:18:51,879
Vanishing Point, Dirty
Mary Crazy Larry ...

1273
01:18:51,892 --> 01:18:53,183
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

1274
01:18:53,268 --> 01:18:54,894
Gone in 60 Seconds --

1275
01:18:54,978 --> 01:18:57,605
The real one,
not that Angelina Jolie bullshit.

1276
01:18:57,689 --> 01:18:59,898
We have an outdoors theater
in Auckland.

1277
01:18:59,982 --> 01:19:02,568
It plays Vanishing Point,
Big Wednesday,

1278
01:19:02,652 --> 01:19:05,237
all the classics.

1279
01:19:20,921 --> 01:19:22,546
What do you horny gals want?

1280
01:19:26,469 --> 01:19:29,554
Hey, you got a 1970
Dodge Challenger for sale?

1281
01:19:29,639 --> 01:19:31,931
Right up here, ladies.

1282
01:19:45,779 --> 01:19:48,698
This shit is off the fucking hook!

1283
01:19:48,783 --> 01:19:52,451
Fucking legendary, mate.

1284
01:19:53,536 --> 01:19:56,790
Sweet ass. Well, if you'll
excuse me for a moment,

1285
01:19:56,874 --> 01:19:59,000
I'd just like to have a word alone
with my business associate.

1286
01:19:59,085 --> 01:20:01,419
- You ladies take your time.
- Okay.

1287
01:20:03,880 --> 01:20:05,382
Mmm.

1288
01:20:07,468 --> 01:20:10,220
What are you waiting for?
Ask him to let you drive it by yourself.

1289
01:20:10,304 --> 01:20:13,098
I -- I intend to, but first,
I need to ask you something.

1290
01:20:13,182 --> 01:20:14,432
What?

1291
01:20:14,517 --> 01:20:19,437
If he lets us take it out on our own,
I wanna play ship's mast.

1292
01:20:19,522 --> 01:20:21,357
- Oh, hell, no!
- Would you keep it down?

1293
01:20:21,441 --> 01:20:23,650
- Ain't no way I'm doing ship's mast.
- For Christ sakes --

1294
01:20:23,734 --> 01:20:25,610
- Don't blaspheme.
- Sorry.

1295
01:20:25,695 --> 01:20:28,614
Now, what did you say
after the last time?

1296
01:20:28,699 --> 01:20:31,826
- Look, I know what I said --
- What did you say?

1297
01:20:31,910 --> 01:20:33,441
- I know I said we
shouldn't do this again --

1298
01:20:33,454 --> 01:20:34,995
- No. You didn't
say we shouldn't.

1299
01:20:35,079 --> 01:20:36,831
You said we ain't ever
gonna do that again.

1300
01:20:36,915 --> 01:20:39,000
- Yeah, but --
- "But," my ass!

1301
01:20:39,084 --> 01:20:42,086
You said not only are we never
gonna play ship's mast again,

1302
01:20:42,170 --> 01:20:45,046
but you also said if you ever do
what you trying to do now

1303
01:20:45,131 --> 01:20:47,590
to not only refuse,
but that I had permission

1304
01:20:47,675 --> 01:20:50,218
to physically restrain
your ass if necessary.

1305
01:20:50,302 --> 01:20:52,555
Now, did you
or did you not say that?

1306
01:20:52,639 --> 01:20:54,347
- Well --
- No, no, no, no.

1307
01:20:54,432 --> 01:20:56,224
Answer the question,
motherfucker.

1308
01:20:56,308 --> 01:20:58,018
Did you or did you not say that?

1309
01:20:58,102 --> 01:21:00,229
Yes, I said that.
However --

1310
01:21:00,313 --> 01:21:01,689
Whatever with your "however."

1311
01:21:01,773 --> 01:21:05,734
Look, I know I said it,
and I know I meant it --

1312
01:21:05,818 --> 01:21:06,818
Damn skippy you meant it.

1313
01:21:06,902 --> 01:21:09,780
Yeah, but when I said it,
I didn't mean in America.

1314
01:21:09,865 --> 01:21:11,866
- Oh, nigga, please!
- Really --

1315
01:21:11,950 --> 01:21:13,868
I meant we should never play
ship's mast again

1316
01:21:13,952 --> 01:21:16,037
in New Zealand or Australia.

1317
01:21:16,121 --> 01:21:18,122
You are such a liar.

1318
01:21:18,206 --> 01:21:20,875
Look, I know what I said
when I said it.

1319
01:21:20,959 --> 01:21:23,377
But when I said it, I didn't know
I'd ever come to America.

1320
01:21:23,462 --> 01:21:26,130
And when I said it, if I had known
I was going to come to America

1321
01:21:26,214 --> 01:21:27,882
and had the opportunity
to play ship's mast

1322
01:21:27,966 --> 01:21:30,885
with a fucking
Vanishing Point Challenger,

1323
01:21:30,969 --> 01:21:33,180
I would've added a "however."

1324
01:21:33,264 --> 01:21:35,098
Right?

1325
01:21:40,063 --> 01:21:43,065
Okay, oddly enough,
I actually understood that.

1326
01:21:43,149 --> 01:21:47,359
However, just because you
talked yourself into some stupid shit

1327
01:21:47,444 --> 01:21:49,653
doesn't mean I have lost
my goddamn mind.

1328
01:21:49,738 --> 01:21:52,531
You need two people
to play ship's mast, and I ain't playing.

1329
01:22:00,290 --> 01:22:02,291
I'll be your best friend.

1330
01:22:02,375 --> 01:22:05,420
I don't need me no best friend
lives on the other side of planet Earth.

1331
01:22:05,505 --> 01:22:08,255
- I'll crack your back.
- You'll crack it anyway.

1332
01:22:08,340 --> 01:22:10,925
Well, of course I'll crack it anyway.

1333
01:22:11,009 --> 01:22:14,805
But now, while I'm here,
I'll be your back-cracking slave.

1334
01:22:14,889 --> 01:22:17,681
Whenever you want it, you got it.
You don't even have to ask for it.

1335
01:22:17,766 --> 01:22:19,601
You just order me to do it.
Just be, like ...

1336
01:22:19,685 --> 01:22:21,937
"Bitch, get over here and get busy."

1337
01:22:28,528 --> 01:22:30,529
- You crack my back,
you'll give me foot massages ...
- Mm-hmm. Mmm.

1338
01:22:30,613 --> 01:22:33,865
and after a shower,
you put moisturizer on my butt.

1339
01:22:33,950 --> 01:22:36,786
Deal.

1340
01:22:36,870 --> 01:22:39,621
So, we're gonna see if this guy'll
let us take the car out without him.

1341
01:22:39,705 --> 01:22:42,707
If he does, you wait here with Lee,
and we'll be back in a moment.

1342
01:22:42,792 --> 01:22:44,293
What?

1343
01:22:44,378 --> 01:22:47,296
I said, we're gonna see if this guy'll
let us take the car out without him --

1344
01:22:47,381 --> 01:22:48,964
I heard what you said.

1345
01:22:49,048 --> 01:22:52,342
I just can't believe what you said.

1346
01:22:53,719 --> 01:22:55,345
You know, you two got
some fucking balls.

1347
01:22:55,429 --> 01:22:56,847
What?

1348
01:22:56,931 --> 01:22:58,681
Don't play dumbass with me.

1349
01:22:58,765 --> 01:23:00,392
I've been up all night.

1350
01:23:00,476 --> 01:23:03,770
I'm still a little drunk
and I have a hangover.

1351
01:23:03,855 --> 01:23:07,233
I should be in my hotel room asleep,
not fucking around here on Tobacco Road.

1352
01:23:07,317 --> 01:23:11,194
But because Zoë wanted to drive
some fucking Vanishing Point car, I'm here.

1353
01:23:11,279 --> 01:23:14,364
Now you two got the balls
to ask me -- no, scratch that --

1354
01:23:14,448 --> 01:23:17,493
tell me I gotta go make
conversation with Tom Joad

1355
01:23:17,578 --> 01:23:19,536
while the cool kids
get to go out and play?

1356
01:23:19,620 --> 01:23:21,413
Bullshit on that.

1357
01:23:21,497 --> 01:23:23,708
- It ain't like that.
- Then what's it like, Kim?

1358
01:23:23,792 --> 01:23:25,418
You guys are our collateral.

1359
01:23:25,502 --> 01:23:27,879
He is never gonna go for it
if we all go.

1360
01:23:27,963 --> 01:23:31,799
I really think one human being
will be collateral enough.

1361
01:23:31,884 --> 01:23:34,010
You're not gonna wanna do
what we're doing.

1362
01:23:34,094 --> 01:23:35,636
What, drive a car?

1363
01:23:35,721 --> 01:23:37,805
- Mmm.
- We're doing more than that.

1364
01:23:37,890 --> 01:23:39,725
what, drive it fast?

1365
01:23:39,809 --> 01:23:42,602
We're doing more than that.

1366
01:23:42,686 --> 01:23:45,021
Actually,
we're paying you a compliment,

1367
01:23:45,105 --> 01:23:47,232
'cause we gonna do
some stupid shit.

1368
01:23:49,360 --> 01:23:51,652
But that's okay. We're stunt people.
We ain't got good sense.

1369
01:23:51,737 --> 01:23:52,820
But you got good sense,

1370
01:23:52,905 --> 01:23:55,531
and anybody with good sense
ain't gonna wanna do what we're doing.

1371
01:23:55,616 --> 01:23:57,241
How do you know
I don't wanna do it?

1372
01:23:57,326 --> 01:24:00,745
- 'Cause you're a mom.
- Yeah.

1373
01:24:03,790 --> 01:24:06,209
You know, we're supposed
to be this big posse,

1374
01:24:06,293 --> 01:24:07,710
but that's the excuse you guys use

1375
01:24:07,794 --> 01:24:10,213
whenever you want
to exclude me from something.

1376
01:24:10,297 --> 01:24:15,218
So, what is it you two daredevils
are doing that I'm just so uncool,

1377
01:24:15,302 --> 01:24:17,553
I couldn't possibly understand?

1378
01:24:17,638 --> 01:24:20,224
You know,
we're kind of conning this guy,

1379
01:24:20,308 --> 01:24:23,935
so maybe it's best that we don't go into
detail about it while he's watching us.

1380
01:24:24,019 --> 01:24:28,732
Besides, he's probably not
gonna let us do it anyway.

1381
01:24:31,653 --> 01:24:35,447
Okay. How about this?

1382
01:24:35,531 --> 01:24:36,657
I'll talk him into it.

1383
01:24:36,741 --> 01:24:38,659
But if I talk him into it, I go along.

1384
01:24:39,994 --> 01:24:43,247
- How you gonna do that?
- Eh, that's my problem.

1385
01:24:43,331 --> 01:24:45,290
But don't worry.

1386
01:24:45,375 --> 01:24:47,501
He'll say yes.

1387
01:24:47,585 --> 01:24:49,253
What are you gonna do,
blow him?

1388
01:24:49,337 --> 01:24:52,257
No!

1389
01:24:52,341 --> 01:24:54,841
I'm gonna insinuate
that Lee's gonna blow him.

1390
01:24:58,763 --> 01:25:00,931
That's good.

1391
01:25:01,015 --> 01:25:03,183
Not really.

1392
01:25:03,268 --> 01:25:06,478
But let me handle it.
We got a deal?

1393
01:25:10,566 --> 01:25:12,276
Okay, Mommy, listen up.

1394
01:25:12,360 --> 01:25:14,528
You wanna hang with the cool kids,

1395
01:25:14,612 --> 01:25:16,280
you got to be cool.

1396
01:25:16,364 --> 01:25:17,864
we take you along,
you don't say shit.

1397
01:25:17,949 --> 01:25:18,949
You don't even say crap.

1398
01:25:19,033 --> 01:25:20,701
You just sit in the back,
and I don't wanna hear

1399
01:25:20,785 --> 01:25:22,036
a peep out of your ass,
you understand?

1400
01:25:22,121 --> 01:25:23,496
- Got it.
- I'm serious now.

1401
01:25:23,580 --> 01:25:25,414
You start nagging us,
we're pulling over to the side of the road,

1402
01:25:25,498 --> 01:25:27,457
kicking your ass out
and picking you up later.

1403
01:25:27,542 --> 01:25:29,376
Agreed.

1404
01:25:33,048 --> 01:25:35,966
Okay. Go work your magic.

1405
01:25:42,474 --> 01:25:44,309
- Hello, sir.
- Hello!

1406
01:25:44,393 --> 01:25:45,809
- Hello. What's your name?
- Jasper.

1407
01:25:45,894 --> 01:25:47,520
Hello, Jasper.
I'm Abernathy.

1408
01:25:47,604 --> 01:25:49,230
- Aber -- what?
- Abernathy.

1409
01:25:49,315 --> 01:25:51,691
- What's your first name?
- That is my first name.

1410
01:25:51,775 --> 01:25:53,401
What kind of first name is that?

1411
01:25:53,485 --> 01:25:55,321
You know what?
Just call me Abbie.

1412
01:25:55,405 --> 01:25:57,864
Okay, Abbie.

1413
01:25:57,948 --> 01:26:00,658
Jasper, we were wondering
if my friends and I

1414
01:26:00,743 --> 01:26:02,910
could take the car out
for a little test-drive out on our own.

1415
01:26:02,995 --> 01:26:04,662
You know, just to see
if we're comfortable in it.

1416
01:26:04,747 --> 01:26:06,496
Why would I do
something stupid like that?

1417
01:26:06,581 --> 01:26:08,874
To better sell your automobile.

1418
01:26:08,958 --> 01:26:11,169
How do I know y'all ain't
just gonna steal it?

1419
01:26:11,253 --> 01:26:13,504
Four reasons, actually.

1420
01:26:13,589 --> 01:26:15,715
One, we're not thieves.

1421
01:26:15,799 --> 01:26:18,509
Two, that would be rude.

1422
01:26:18,594 --> 01:26:20,720
Three, we're staying
at the Days Inn in town.

1423
01:26:20,804 --> 01:26:22,555
You can call the hotel,
check with management.

1424
01:26:22,639 --> 01:26:24,307
We're registered
for the next month.

1425
01:26:24,391 --> 01:26:26,352
Actually, Zoë's not.

1426
01:26:26,436 --> 01:26:29,103
But Kim and I are,
so we're totally track-downable.

1427
01:26:29,188 --> 01:26:30,897
Who's Kim? The colored girl?

1428
01:26:31,982 --> 01:26:35,361
Yes. Kim would be
the girl of color.

1429
01:26:35,445 --> 01:26:38,071
And reason number four,
and the most important,

1430
01:26:38,155 --> 01:26:40,823
while we're taking the car out
for a little spin,

1431
01:26:40,908 --> 01:26:43,869
that'll give you a better opportunity
to get acquainted

1432
01:26:43,953 --> 01:26:47,331
with our other friend, Lee.

1433
01:26:50,502 --> 01:26:52,878
Why does she look kind of familiar?

1434
01:26:52,962 --> 01:26:55,839
That would be because
she's a famous actress.

1435
01:26:55,924 --> 01:26:57,926
Oh.

1436
01:26:58,009 --> 01:26:59,385
Why is she dressed like that?

1437
01:26:59,469 --> 01:27:02,596
well, you see, we're making
a Hollywood movie in town,

1438
01:27:02,680 --> 01:27:05,724
and it's a cheerleader movie,
and she's one of the cheerleaders.

1439
01:27:05,809 --> 01:27:07,559
What's a cheerleader movie?

1440
01:27:07,644 --> 01:27:10,186
A movie about cheerleaders.

1441
01:27:10,270 --> 01:27:11,604
Is it a porno movie?

1442
01:27:13,107 --> 01:27:15,776
Yes, it is.

1443
01:27:15,860 --> 01:27:18,445
But don't mention it.

1444
01:27:18,530 --> 01:27:20,822
She's shy.

1445
01:27:23,576 --> 01:27:26,912
Lee, this is Jasper.
Jasper, Lee.

1446
01:27:26,996 --> 01:27:28,998
Now, you two kids
stay out of trouble.

1447
01:27:29,083 --> 01:27:32,209
Hey, good-lookin',
be back to pick you up later.

1448
01:27:32,293 --> 01:27:34,128
Ta-ta!

1449
01:27:43,555 --> 01:27:45,432
Gulp.

1450
01:28:00,281 --> 01:28:02,740
You thinking what I'm thinking?

1451
01:28:02,825 --> 01:28:04,451
I think I'm thinking it.

1452
01:28:04,535 --> 01:28:05,994
What are you and you thinking?

1453
01:28:06,078 --> 01:28:09,414
I'm thinking we told your ass
to shut the fuck up.

1454
01:28:12,500 --> 01:28:14,668
- Where y'all going?
- You stay put.

1455
01:28:14,752 --> 01:28:16,713
I gotta take a --

1456
01:28:33,147 --> 01:28:36,107
So, you ready to do this?

1457
01:28:36,192 --> 01:28:37,609
You sure?

1458
01:28:37,693 --> 01:28:40,946
well, I always don't wanna do it
right before I'm gonna do it.

1459
01:28:41,031 --> 01:28:42,031
You know what I mean?

1460
01:28:42,114 --> 01:28:44,532
Yeah, I know what you mean,
'cause I don't wanna do it.

1461
01:28:44,617 --> 01:28:46,743
- Kim ...
- I'm just saying.

1462
01:28:46,827 --> 01:28:48,496
Look, if you're gonna take
the piss out of it --

1463
01:28:48,580 --> 01:28:50,206
I'm just saying.

1464
01:28:51,750 --> 01:28:53,750
You wanna start out on top?

1465
01:28:54,835 --> 01:28:58,672
Practically doesn't count
if you start on the top.

1466
01:29:02,511 --> 01:29:05,554
Here are your gloves.

1467
01:29:11,895 --> 01:29:14,812
No, no, no, no.
I'm wearing the jacket.

1468
01:29:14,897 --> 01:29:16,606
This is my jacket.

1469
01:29:16,690 --> 01:29:21,070
Um, ain't you 'posed to be
my slave or some shit?

1470
01:29:21,154 --> 01:29:24,197
- Come on.
- I'm the one who's on the fucking bonnet!

1471
01:29:24,281 --> 01:29:27,242
"Bonnet," my ass.
You on the hood.

1472
01:29:35,876 --> 01:29:38,212
Y'all, I think I hear a car coming!

1473
01:29:38,296 --> 01:29:39,922
Give me your belt.

1474
01:29:40,006 --> 01:29:41,423
Oh.

1475
01:29:44,095 --> 01:29:47,054
But this is my cute shit.

1476
01:29:47,138 --> 01:29:48,264
- Well --
- Fuck that.

1477
01:29:48,348 --> 01:29:50,808
Get Abernathy's belt.

1478
01:29:50,892 --> 01:29:52,894
Fine. We'll use Abbie's belt.

1479
01:29:57,857 --> 01:30:00,277
- Give me your belt.
- No.

1480
01:30:00,361 --> 01:30:02,737
- Prada.
- Come on, give her the belt.

1481
01:30:02,822 --> 01:30:04,739
Magic word.

1482
01:30:04,824 --> 01:30:06,907
Please give her the belt.

1483
01:30:06,992 --> 01:30:09,578
Just 'cause you asked nicely.

1484
01:30:12,331 --> 01:30:15,584
- It's nice to be nice, Kim!
- Whatever.

1485
01:30:15,668 --> 01:30:16,834
You know what?

1486
01:30:16,918 --> 01:30:20,087
Don't even fucking think about asking me
next time you want me to do your hair.

1487
01:30:20,171 --> 01:30:21,171
Your ass gonna do it.

1488
01:30:21,256 --> 01:30:22,590
Yeah, and you'll ask
"pretty please," bitch,

1489
01:30:22,674 --> 01:30:24,426
because that's what you do
when no one else is looking.

1490
01:30:24,510 --> 01:30:25,594
You ain't that fucking hard.

1491
01:30:25,678 --> 01:30:26,802
I ain't getting that shit.

1492
01:30:26,886 --> 01:30:29,346
Abernathy, don't get
on my nerves right now.

1493
01:30:29,431 --> 01:30:30,472
I got shit on my mind.

1494
01:30:30,599 --> 01:30:32,183
Ooh!

1495
01:30:32,268 --> 01:30:34,269
You know, I ain't six.

1496
01:30:48,117 --> 01:30:49,951
It's cold. Can we roll up
one of these windows?

1497
01:30:50,036 --> 01:30:52,287
No.

1498
01:30:52,371 --> 01:30:55,875
Okay, Abernathy.
Check this out.

1499
01:31:07,554 --> 01:31:09,721
What the fuck are you guys doing?

1500
01:31:18,023 --> 01:31:20,023
What does that mean?

1501
01:31:21,651 --> 01:31:23,818
Whoa.

1502
01:31:27,949 --> 01:31:30,659
Faster, you black bitch! Faster!

1503
01:31:38,502 --> 01:31:40,669
Is that fast enough
for your bony ass?

1504
01:31:40,753 --> 01:31:42,796
Whoohoo!

1505
01:31:42,880 --> 01:31:45,174
Whoa-ho-ho-ho!

1506
01:31:49,054 --> 01:31:51,597
Abernathy, get your ass up here.

1507
01:31:58,940 --> 01:32:00,523
All righty.

1508
01:32:00,607 --> 01:32:03,401
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

1509
01:32:14,496 --> 01:32:16,707
Go, go, go!

1510
01:32:16,791 --> 01:32:19,459
Check it out, bitch.
You want it fucking faster?

1511
01:33:34,994 --> 01:33:38,705
- Oh, my God.
- What the fuck? Shit!

1512
01:33:41,292 --> 01:33:43,252
Zoë!

1513
01:33:44,962 --> 01:33:46,838
Damn it!

1514
01:33:54,680 --> 01:33:55,806
Now.

1515
01:33:57,141 --> 01:33:58,351
Did you do something to him?

1516
01:33:58,435 --> 01:34:00,561
- Did you say something?
- Nothing! Nothing!

1517
01:34:00,646 --> 01:34:01,771
Shit!

1518
01:34:01,855 --> 01:34:02,939
Shit, here he comes!
Here he comes!

1519
01:34:07,027 --> 01:34:09,737
- Oh, Shit!
- Shit! Oh, shit!

1520
01:34:09,822 --> 01:34:12,031
- Whoa.
- Hold on, Zoë!

1521
01:34:21,291 --> 01:34:23,335
Oh, my God! Zoë!

1522
01:34:23,419 --> 01:34:25,629
- Oh! Hold on!
- I can't!

1523
01:34:27,130 --> 01:34:29,841
Whoo!

1524
01:34:29,925 --> 01:34:31,217
Fuck you, motherfucker!

1525
01:34:32,845 --> 01:34:35,221
Zoë! Zoë!

1526
01:34:36,764 --> 01:34:39,684
- I'm sorry I called you a black bitch!
- I forgive you! Now hold the fuck on!

1527
01:34:39,768 --> 01:34:41,853
Whoa! Whoa! Get away!

1528
01:34:44,189 --> 01:34:46,858
Oh, shit!
I can't fucking see! I can't see!

1529
01:34:46,942 --> 01:34:48,860
Zoë, move your legs!

1530
01:34:50,863 --> 01:34:53,155
Fuck you!

1531
01:34:53,240 --> 01:34:55,033
Come on! Come on!

1532
01:34:58,078 --> 01:34:59,579
Redneck lunatic bastard!

1533
01:34:59,663 --> 01:35:01,038
Get away from me!

1534
01:35:01,123 --> 01:35:04,209
Baby, just hold on!

1535
01:35:04,294 --> 01:35:06,587
- Zoë --
- Fuck you!

1536
01:35:06,671 --> 01:35:10,424
- Oh, my God!
- Come on! Come on!

1537
01:35:13,595 --> 01:35:15,971
Fucking get away from me!

1538
01:35:18,975 --> 01:35:21,894
- Oh, shit!
- I'm scared, Kim! I'm really scared!

1539
01:35:21,978 --> 01:35:25,273
- I know, baby. Just hold on.
- Watch your feet!

1540
01:35:28,276 --> 01:35:30,944
- You wanna get hot? You wanna get hot?
- You fucking psychotic bitch!

1541
01:35:31,029 --> 01:35:34,489
- Zoë
- Here, suck on this for a while!

1542
01:35:35,825 --> 01:35:38,410
Zoë!

1543
01:35:38,494 --> 01:35:39,994
God damn it!

1544
01:35:51,049 --> 01:35:53,759
Zoë!

1545
01:36:05,189 --> 01:36:06,814
He's coming up!

1546
01:36:06,941 --> 01:36:08,691
Get away from us, you cocksucker!

1547
01:36:08,776 --> 01:36:10,275
Leave us alone!

1548
01:36:10,360 --> 01:36:13,613
- Fuck you, motherfucker!
- Fuck you!

1549
01:36:17,826 --> 01:36:20,661
Zoë! Zoë! Zoë!

1550
01:36:22,581 --> 01:36:23,748
Hold on!

1551
01:36:45,854 --> 01:36:47,230
- Zoë!
- Zoë!

1552
01:36:51,318 --> 01:36:54,737
I don't want to die.

1553
01:36:55,906 --> 01:36:58,533
Look out!

1554
01:37:25,020 --> 01:37:27,730
Get ready to fly, bitch!

1555
01:37:31,609 --> 01:37:33,235
- Zoë!
- Zoë, hold on!

1556
01:37:40,535 --> 01:37:43,245
He's right on your ass.
He's right on your fucking ass.

1557
01:37:57,802 --> 01:37:58,802
Hey!

1558
01:37:58,887 --> 01:38:00,596
Whoo-hoo!

1559
01:38:00,680 --> 01:38:03,057
Hey, ladies!

1560
01:38:03,141 --> 01:38:05,100
That was fun!

1561
01:38:08,646 --> 01:38:11,523
well, adios!

1562
01:38:11,608 --> 01:38:13,526
Ow! Fuck!

1563
01:38:14,944 --> 01:38:16,862
Shit! Fuck!

1564
01:38:18,114 --> 01:38:21,534
Ooh, I know I hit your ass!

1565
01:38:21,619 --> 01:38:23,953
Better run, motherfucker!

1566
01:38:30,252 --> 01:38:31,836
Bitch!

1567
01:38:47,018 --> 01:38:48,102
I'm okay!

1568
01:38:48,186 --> 01:38:52,023
Oh, shit! God damn it!

1569
01:38:52,108 --> 01:38:54,484
Oh, you fucking bitch!

1570
01:38:54,568 --> 01:38:56,485
Of course you are.
Of course you are.

1571
01:38:56,569 --> 01:38:59,363
What was I thinking?

1572
01:38:59,447 --> 01:39:02,158
what was I thinking?
Zoë the fucking cat!

1573
01:39:06,288 --> 01:39:08,289
Whew! That was a close one.

1574
01:39:11,627 --> 01:39:15,255
So, where's the maniac?

1575
01:39:15,339 --> 01:39:18,341
I shot him,
and his punk-ass sped off.

1576
01:39:18,425 --> 01:39:20,677
You wanna go get him?

1577
01:39:20,761 --> 01:39:22,804
Oh, hell, yeah!

1578
01:39:22,888 --> 01:39:27,393
Honey, I think
you might want to get out.

1579
01:39:27,477 --> 01:39:29,310
Fuck that shit.

1580
01:39:30,479 --> 01:39:32,439
Let's kill this bastard.

1581
01:39:35,068 --> 01:39:37,278
Okay, get your ass in the back.
Let's go.

1582
01:39:39,197 --> 01:39:40,906
Fuck this mother --

1583
01:39:42,159 --> 01:39:44,493
- wait.
- Where the fuck you going?

1584
01:39:44,578 --> 01:39:45,995
I'll be back.

1585
01:39:54,211 --> 01:39:56,547
Yeah, that'll smart.
Sweet. Let's go.

1586
01:39:56,631 --> 01:40:00,383
Oh, fuck, yeah, bitch!
Come on. Bring that shit.

1587
01:40:02,803 --> 01:40:04,805
Giddyap, Kim!

1588
01:40:12,063 --> 01:40:14,273
Yeah!

1589
01:40:35,630 --> 01:40:37,839
Ohhh!

1590
01:41:08,704 --> 01:41:12,665
Oh, why? Oh, no!

1591
01:41:18,839 --> 01:41:21,007
Ah, do it!

1592
01:41:21,384 --> 01:41:24,511
Do it!

1593
01:41:30,101 --> 01:41:32,686
Ohhhh, no!

1594
01:41:32,770 --> 01:41:34,896
No, no, no!

1595
01:41:34,981 --> 01:41:37,274
No, God --

1596
01:41:37,358 --> 01:41:40,111
All right, get it together.

1597
01:41:40,195 --> 01:41:41,946
Get it -- Get it --

1598
01:41:42,030 --> 01:41:45,365
what are you -- what are you --
What are you gonna do?

1599
01:41:50,580 --> 01:41:52,290
Kick his ass, Zoë!

1600
01:41:54,041 --> 01:41:56,668
Hey, now I wanna play!

1601
01:41:56,752 --> 01:41:58,545
Fucking fuck you!

1602
01:41:58,629 --> 01:42:00,338
Where do you think
you're fucking going?

1603
01:42:00,423 --> 01:42:02,341
Where the fuck
do you think you're going?

1604
01:42:05,886 --> 01:42:08,054
Come here --

1605
01:42:14,353 --> 01:42:16,187
Go!

1606
01:42:22,404 --> 01:42:25,155
what's wrong with your ass now,
motherfucking cocksucker?

1607
01:42:25,239 --> 01:42:26,407
I got your ass!

1608
01:42:31,913 --> 01:42:34,708
Oh, you gonna wiggle your ass at me?
Gonna wiggle it at me? Oh, no.

1609
01:42:35,542 --> 01:42:39,920
Oh, don't like it up the ass,
do ya, ya redneck lunatic bastard?

1610
01:42:41,340 --> 01:42:42,341
- Oh, yeah!
- Hola, papi!

1611
01:42:42,425 --> 01:42:45,551
Bitch, I'm gonna bust a nut
up in this bitch right now!

1612
01:42:46,636 --> 01:42:50,724
Ow! I'm the horniest
motherfucker on the road!

1613
01:42:52,393 --> 01:42:54,102
Boo-yah, bitch!

1614
01:42:59,107 --> 01:43:02,234
Did you just hit a boat?

1615
01:43:04,529 --> 01:43:06,530
Yeah, Kim, get him!

1616
01:43:06,615 --> 01:43:08,908
Get him, get him, get him!

1617
01:43:08,992 --> 01:43:11,994
Forget about the cows, motherfucker!
Move, motherfucker, move!

1618
01:43:13,873 --> 01:43:15,415
Move, motherfucker!

1619
01:43:15,500 --> 01:43:18,292
I'm about to bust a nut
up in this bitch, motherfucker!

1620
01:43:26,886 --> 01:43:29,554
Watch it, watch it,
watch it, watch it.

1621
01:43:35,603 --> 01:43:38,105
Tapping that ass! Tapping that ass!
Tapping it, tapping it, tapp --

1622
01:43:45,697 --> 01:43:46,739
Stupid bastard.

1623
01:43:57,334 --> 01:43:59,126
Shit.

1624
01:44:02,213 --> 01:44:04,756
Oh, you know I can't let you go ...

1625
01:44:05,967 --> 01:44:08,427
without tapping that ass ...

1626
01:44:08,511 --> 01:44:10,345
Oh, fuck me!

1627
01:44:10,430 --> 01:44:12,139
- One ...
- Kim?

1628
01:44:12,223 --> 01:44:14,266
- More ...
- Kim?

1629
01:44:14,350 --> 01:44:15,767
Time!

1630
01:44:15,852 --> 01:44:18,187
Boo-yah!

1631
01:44:21,858 --> 01:44:25,486
That's what the fuck
I'm talking about, bitch!

1632
01:44:29,532 --> 01:44:30,949
Oh, shit.

1633
01:45:26,173 --> 01:45:28,341
Aw, come on!

1634
01:46:07,924 --> 01:46:11,093
Come on!

1635
01:46:11,177 --> 01:46:12,636
You thought you lost us, motherfucker.

1636
01:46:12,720 --> 01:46:14,887
We back, motherfucker.
We back.

1637
01:46:14,972 --> 01:46:16,974
Who's got you now, bitch?

1638
01:46:19,394 --> 01:46:21,019
Shit.

1639
01:46:24,023 --> 01:46:25,232
Come on!

1640
01:46:25,316 --> 01:46:29,069
Here's Cha Cha!

1641
01:46:30,697 --> 01:46:33,032
You miss us,
you lunatic bastard?

1642
01:46:33,117 --> 01:46:35,117
- I'm sorry!
- What?

1643
01:46:35,201 --> 01:46:37,202
I didn't -- I didn't mean anything!

1644
01:46:37,287 --> 01:46:39,538
I -- I was just playing around!

1645
01:46:39,622 --> 01:46:43,960
- Oh, he was playing around.
- He was just playing.

1646
01:46:44,044 --> 01:46:46,420
Well, I ain't playing with you!

1647
01:46:51,719 --> 01:46:54,929
Oh, look out, look out, look out! Oh!

1648
01:47:02,605 --> 01:47:04,607
Watch the sign!

1649
01:47:04,691 --> 01:47:06,941
Oh, shit! Aah!

1650
01:47:08,611 --> 01:47:10,361
- Whoa, Kim ...
- Oh, sh --

1651
01:47:10,446 --> 01:47:12,739
- Come on.
- Don't run, don't run, motherfucker.

1652
01:47:12,823 --> 01:47:14,949
Don't run! Shit!

1653
01:47:22,124 --> 01:47:24,834
Whoa!

1654
01:47:24,918 --> 01:47:29,047
Yeah!

1655
01:47:31,133 --> 01:47:32,967
Yeah!

1656
01:47:33,052 --> 01:47:37,388
Jesus fucking Christ!
It's about time!

1657
01:47:51,571 --> 01:47:54,365
- Go, Daddy, go.
- Just go, go, go, go, go, go!

1658
01:47:56,284 --> 01:47:59,328
Please don't dead-end.
Please don't dead-end.

1659
01:47:59,412 --> 01:48:01,413
Please don't dead-end.

1660
01:48:01,498 --> 01:48:04,249
Please don't dead-end.
Please don't dead-end.

1661
01:48:04,334 --> 01:48:06,210
Please don't dead-end.

1662
01:48:06,294 --> 01:48:09,046
Please don't dead-end.
Please don't dead-end.

1663
01:48:09,130 --> 01:48:10,923
Oh, there the motherfucker is.

1664
01:48:11,007 --> 01:48:12,883
- Go, go, go, go!
- Get him, get him, get him!

1665
01:48:12,967 --> 01:48:14,927
Ahh.

1666
01:48:32,487 --> 01:48:34,279
Help me!

1667
01:48:36,491 --> 01:48:39,160
Oh, help me!

1668
01:48:44,457 --> 01:48:46,458
Be careful!
My right arm's broken!

1669
01:48:46,543 --> 01:48:48,169
This one?

1670
01:48:51,172 --> 01:48:52,548
Oh, you want some shit?

1671
01:48:52,632 --> 01:48:55,218
Motherfucker, kiss my fucking ass.

1672
01:48:59,014 --> 01:49:00,764
You piece of shit.

1673
01:49:04,228 --> 01:49:05,478
Bitch!

1674
01:49:08,524 --> 01:49:13,611
Motherfucker!

1675
01:49:18,534 --> 01:49:19,826
Asshole!

1676
01:49:37,553 --> 01:49:39,387
♪ Hang up the chick habit ♪

1677
01:49:39,472 --> 01:49:41,764
♪ Hang it up, Daddy,
or you'll be alone in a quick ♪

1678
01:49:41,848 --> 01:49:42,932
- Come on, Abbie.
- I got this.

1679
01:49:44,477 --> 01:49:46,311
♪ Hang up the chick habit ♪

1680
01:49:46,395 --> 01:49:50,106
♪ Hang it up, Daddy,
or you'll never get another fix ♪

1681
01:49:51,526 --> 01:49:53,485
♪ I'm telling you it's not a trick ♪

1682
01:49:53,569 --> 01:49:55,278
♪ Pay attention, don't be thick ♪

1683
01:49:55,362 --> 01:49:56,988
♪ Or you're liable to get licked ♪

1684
01:49:58,199 --> 01:50:00,451
♪ You're gonna see the reason why ♪

1685
01:50:00,535 --> 01:50:03,953
♪ When they're spitting in your eye,
they'll be spitting in your eye ♪

1686
01:50:05,122 --> 01:50:07,124
♪ Hang up the chick habit ♪

1687
01:50:07,209 --> 01:50:10,961
♪ Hang it up, Daddy,
a girl's not a tonic or a pill ♪

1688
01:50:12,422 --> 01:50:14,088
♪ Hang up the chick habit ♪

1689
01:50:14,174 --> 01:50:15,382
♪ Hang it up, Daddy ♪

1690
01:50:15,467 --> 01:50:17,843
♪ You're just jonesing for a spill ♪

1691
01:50:19,179 --> 01:50:21,263
♪ Oh, how your bubble's gonna burst ♪

1692
01:50:21,348 --> 01:50:24,849
♪ When you meet another nurse,
she'll be driving in a hearse ♪

1693
01:50:25,893 --> 01:50:28,144
♪ You're gonna need a heap of glue ♪

1694
01:50:28,229 --> 01:50:31,816
♪ When they all catch up with you
and they cut you up in two ♪

1695
01:50:33,068 --> 01:50:34,442
♪ Now your ears are ringing ♪

1696
01:50:34,527 --> 01:50:36,361
♪ The birds have stopped their singing ♪

1697
01:50:36,445 --> 01:50:39,615
♪ Everything is turning gray ♪

1698
01:50:39,699 --> 01:50:43,035
♪ No candy in your till,
no cutie left to thrill ♪

1699
01:50:43,119 --> 01:50:46,288
♪ You're alone on a Tuesday ♪

1700
01:50:46,373 --> 01:50:48,374
♪ Hang up the chick habit ♪

1701
01:50:48,458 --> 01:50:52,169
♪ Hang it up, Daddy,
or you'll be alone in a quick ♪

1702
01:50:53,547 --> 01:50:55,339
♪ Hang up the chick habit ♪

1703
01:50:55,423 --> 01:50:59,051
♪ Hang it up, Daddy,
or you'll never get another fix ♪

1704
01:51:00,428 --> 01:51:02,472
♪ I'm telling you it's not a trick ♪

1705
01:51:02,557 --> 01:51:04,140
♪ Pay attention, don't be thick ♪

1706
01:51:04,225 --> 01:51:06,016
♪ Or you're liable to get licked ♪

1707
01:51:07,269 --> 01:51:09,436
♪ You're gonna see the reason why ♪

1708
01:51:09,521 --> 01:51:13,024
♪ When they're spitting in your eye,
they'll be spitting in your eye ♪

1709
01:51:13,943 --> 01:51:16,402
♪ You're gonna see the reason why ♪

1710
01:51:16,486 --> 01:51:19,948
♪ When they're spitting in your eye,
they'll be spitting in your eye ♪

1711
01:51:21,117 --> 01:51:24,536
♪ Laisse tomber les filles,
laisse tomber les filles ♪

1712
01:51:24,620 --> 01:51:26,871
♪ Un jour c'est toi qu'on laissera ♪

1713
01:51:28,206 --> 01:51:31,458
♪ Laisse tomber les filles,
laisse tomber les filles ♪

1714
01:51:31,543 --> 01:51:33,712
♪ Un jour c'est toi qui pleureras ♪

1715
01:51:34,672 --> 01:51:38,883
♪ Oui j'ai pleuré mais ce jour là,
non je ne pleurerai pas ♪

1716
01:51:38,967 --> 01:51:41,720
♪ Non je ne pleurerai pas ♪

1717
01:51:41,804 --> 01:51:43,972
♪ Je dirai c'est bien fait pour toi ♪

1718
01:51:44,056 --> 01:51:48,601
♪ Je dirai ça t'apprendra,
je dirai ça t'apprendra ♪

1719
01:51:48,685 --> 01:51:52,355
♪ Laisse tomber les filles,
laisse tomber les filles ♪

1720
01:51:52,440 --> 01:51:55,442
♪ Ça te jouera un mauvais tour ♪

1721
01:51:55,526 --> 01:51:59,237
♪ Laisse tomber les filles,
laisse tomber les filles ♪

1722
01:51:59,322 --> 01:52:02,699
♪ Tu le paieras un de ces jours ♪

1723
01:52:02,783 --> 01:52:04,910
♪ On ne joue pas impugnément ♪

1724
01:52:04,994 --> 01:52:09,581
♪ Avec un coeur innocent,
avec un coeur innocent ♪

1725
01:52:09,665 --> 01:52:11,917
♪ Tu verras ce que je ressens ♪

1726
01:52:12,001 --> 01:52:16,422
♪ Avant qu'il ne soit longtemps,
avant qu'il ne soit longtemps ♪

1727
01:52:16,506 --> 01:52:19,925
♪ La chance abandonne celui qui ne sait ♪

1728
01:52:20,009 --> 01:52:23,346
♪ Que laisser les coeurs blessés ♪

1729
01:52:23,430 --> 01:52:26,724
♪ Tu n'auras personne pour te consoler ♪

1730
01:52:26,808 --> 01:52:29,768
♪ Tu ne l'auras pas volé ♪

1731
01:52:29,852 --> 01:52:33,480
♪ Laisse tomber les filles,
laisse tomber les filles ♪

1732
01:52:33,564 --> 01:52:36,691
♪ Un jour c'est toi qu'on laissera ♪

1733
01:52:36,776 --> 01:52:40,362
♪ Laisse tomber les filles,
laisse tomber les filles ♪

1734
01:52:40,446 --> 01:52:43,740
♪ Un jour c'est toi qui pleureras ♪

1735
01:52:43,824 --> 01:52:45,993
♪ Non pour te plaindre il n'y aura ♪

1736
01:52:46,078 --> 01:52:50,789
♪ Personne d'autre que toi,
personne d'autre que toi ♪

1737
01:52:50,873 --> 01:52:52,959
♪ Alors tu te rappelleras ♪

1738
01:52:53,043 --> 01:52:57,713
♪ Tout ce que je te dis là,
tout ce que je te dis là ♪

1739
01:52:57,798 --> 01:52:59,965
♪ Alors tu te rappelleras ♪

1740
01:53:00,049 --> 01:53:04,595
♪ Tout ce que je te dis là,
tout ce que je te dis là ♪

1741
01:53:04,680 --> 01:53:06,806
♪ Alors tu te rappelleras ♪

1742
01:53:06,890 --> 01:53:11,519
♪ Tout ce que je te dis là,
tout ce que je te dis là ♪

1743
01:53:11,603 --> 01:53:13,771
♪ Alors tu te rappelleras ♪

1744
01:53:13,855 --> 01:53:17,693
♪ Tout ce que je te dis là,
tout ce que je te dis là ♪