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<font color="#D900D9">(PHONE RINGING)</font>

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<font color="#D900D9">(TYPEWRITER CLACKING)</font>

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<font color="#808080">MAN #1:</font> <i>Wow, you're Danny Collins.</i>

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<font color="#808080">MAN #2:</font> Yeah.

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<font color="#808080">MAN #1:</font> <i>Jesus H!</i>

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<i>You mind if we listen while we talk?</i>

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<font color="#808080">MAN #2:</font> Sure.

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<font color="#D900D9">(RECORD PLAYER CLICKS)</font>

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<font color="#D900D9">(MUSIC PLAYING)</font>

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<font color="#808080">MAN #1:</font> ls this cool?
Sure.

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Smoke?

12
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No. No, thanks.

13
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Well, the album's going to be massive, kid.
Who got you there?

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<font color="#808080">MAN #2:</font> I'm sorry?

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<font color="#808080">MAN #1:</font> Your influences,
who do you dig?

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Who makes you hard?

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Oh. <font color="#D900D9">(CLEARING THROAT)</font>

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Well, um, <font color="#D900D9">(COUGHING)</font> I guess, I...
If I had to think...

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Hold on.

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June 30th, 1971.

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Guy DeLoach with the apparently
pre-pubescent Danny Collins.

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<i>For Chime Mag.</i>

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<font color="#D900D9">(CLEARING THROAT)</font>

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More than anything,
it's your writing.

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You write like
fucking Lennon, man.

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<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY)</font>

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That's, um...
<font color="#D900D9">(CLEARING THROAT)</font> Thank you.

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I guess he's probably
the one who, um,

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you know, makes me the hardest.

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<font color="#D900D9">(LAUGHING)</font>

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Jesus H!

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Well, you're going
to be huge, kid.

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Richer than rich.
Famous as shit.

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More women than you
know what to do with.

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I'm telling you this,
and I've got to ask,

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why are you sitting there
staring at me

37
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looking like that information

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scares the livin' shit
outta you?

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<font color="#D900D9">(EXHALING)</font>

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Because it does.

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<font color="#D900D9">(LAUGHING)</font>

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Jesus H!

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<font color="#808080">AUDIENCE:</font> <i>Danny, Danny,
Danny, Danny, Danny.</i>

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<font color="#D900D9">(CHANTING CONTINUING)</font>

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<font color="#D900D9">(SNORTING)</font>

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<font color="#D900D9">(GRUNTING)</font>

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<font color="#D900D9">(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ON RADIO)</font>

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Break a leg, Danny.

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Just tell me whose.

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<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLING)</font>

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<font color="#D900D9">(AUDIENCE CHEERING)</font>

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<font color="#D900D9">(AUDIENCE WHOOPING)</font>

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<i><font color="#808080">DANNY:</font> Hello, L.A.!
It's good to be back!</i>

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Danny!

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<i><font color="#D900D9">(SINGING)</font> <font color="#FFFF00">Hey, baby
doll What's goin' on?</font></i>

56
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<font color="#FFFF00"><i>Sweet baby doll
I'll sing my song!</i></font>

57
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<font color="#FFFF00"><i>For you!</i></font>

58
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<font color="#FFFF00"><i>You were strong when I was weak</i></font>

59
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<font color="#FFFF00"><i>With a kiss upon my cheek</i></font>

60
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<font color="#FFFF00"><i>We could fly so far
away from here</i></font>

61
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<font color="#FFFF00"><i>My baby!</i></font>

62
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<font color="#FFFF00"><i>Baby!</i></font>

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<font color="#FFFF00"><i>Hey, baby doll!</i></font>

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<font color="#FFFF00"><i>What's goin ' on?</i></font>

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<font color="#FFFF00"><i>Sweet baby doll
I'll sing my song for you!</i></font>

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<font color="#FFFF00"><i>Hey, baby doll!</i></font>

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<font color="#FFFF00"><i>What's going on...</i></font>

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<font color="#D900D9">(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)</font>

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<font color="#808080">MAN:</font> Excuse me,
Mr. Collins?

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Do you think I could bother
you for a quick picture?

71
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Just real quick.
Real quick, my mom will die.

72
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I hope not.

73
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Ah.

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Ah, awesome.
Beauty...

75
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I will tweet this to you.
Awesome.

76
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It was a good show tonight, kid.

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Awesome.

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Hey, Sylvia Plath,
you okay? <font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLING)</font>

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If what I just did qualified
as singing, I'd be great.

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<font color="#D900D9">(EXHALING)</font>

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Mmm.
You know...

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Little birthday blues, I guess.

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Uh-huh.

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All right, everyone.

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My guy needs a little rest here.

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<font color="#808080">MAN:</font> Bye, Danny.

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Sally, thank you
for coming, honey.

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Tell your dad
I said hello, Kate.

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<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLING)</font>

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See those Golden Girls
in the front row?

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Mmm.

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Eating the licorice
the entire show.

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Can't choose your fans, Danny.

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Three of them.

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Each one older than the next.
<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLING)</font>

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Made one pack of licorice
last the whole show.

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Just sat there gummin' it
for two hours.

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<font color="#D900D9">(IMITATING EATING LICORICE)</font>

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New billboard went up on Sunset.

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You should check it out
on your way home, yeah?

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All right, enough of this crap.

102
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So, your birthday's tomorrow.

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Is that your big problem?

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Pregnant women in Africa, feeding half
their village from their titties.

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Those ladies got problems.
Not you.

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You're so right.
Yeah.

107
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Of course I'm right, I'm always right.
<font color="#D900D9">(SCOFFS)</font>

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So you go home now to your
stunning, half-your-age fiancé

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<i>who insists</i> on <i>throwing you this
massive surprise party tomorrow,</i>

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which I didn't
just tell you about,

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and then go tell

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the sore-titted African
ladies your problems.

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Okay?

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Okay.

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See you at my
surprise party, buddy.

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<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLING)</font>

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Hey.
Yeah?

118
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It was a good show tonight, kid.

119
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Really.

120
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<font color="#D900D9">(EXHALING DEEPLY)</font>

121
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Okay.

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We'll have to get that fixed for you, Mr.
Collins. How was the show?

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I'm home!

124
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<font color="#D900D9">(ELEVATOR WHIRRING)</font>

125
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Babe?

126
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I'm in the shower.

127
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Listen, I'll be out in a minute.

128
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I'm just finishing shaving.
<font color="#D900D9">(WATER TRICKLING)</font>

129
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What'd you do tonight?

130
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Just busywork around here.

131
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You're always doing busywork.

132
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We have a big house. Running
it keeps a girl busy, right?

133
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Oh, uh, hon?

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Yeah, just a second.

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You know...
Uh, Jesus, Sophie.

136
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What?

137
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Okay. <font color="#D900D9">(STAMMERING)</font>
The kid out front?

138
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Could you maybe
say something to him?

139
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Because I don't need
a half-hour of chit-chat

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every time I pull into my house.

141
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He's your fan, he's just
trying to impress you.

142
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Well, he's failing.

143
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I'm gonna go rest
before my surprise party.

144
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God damn it, fucking Frank!

145
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<font color="#808080">ALL:</font> Surprise!

146
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Oh, no! No way!

147
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You did this.

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<font color="#808080">ALL:</font> Aw.

149
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You guys should
know better, you know,

150
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you don't surprise a guy my age.

151
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You'll give me a heart attack.

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<font color="#D900D9">(ALL CHEERING)</font>

153
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<font color="#D900D9">(SNORTING)</font>

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<font color="#808080">FRANK:</font> She looks like
a young Jackie O.

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<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLING)</font>

156
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I look absurd with her.

157
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Yes, you do.

158
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We have to make her
sign a prenup, don't we?

159
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Yes, we do.

160
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<font color="#D900D9">(SIGHING)</font>

161
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I'm way too old to be putting
this much shit up my nose.

162
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Yes, you are.

163
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Jesus, Frank,

164
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don't give me all the good
stuff at once, will ya.

165
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You're really earning
that 10% tonight, pal.

166
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What do you want me to say?

167
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Oh, no, Danny,

168
00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:05,965
you look perfectly normal standing
next to a coked-up teenager

169
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who can't keep
her nipples covered

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for more than five minutes.

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Prenup?
Who needs a prenup?

172
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I mean, sure, you've gone
through three wives already,

173
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but this one seems
like the real deal.

174
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Oh, look,

175
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I can see her vagina again.

176
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<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLING)</font>

177
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That's cute.

178
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Thank you, I try.

179
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<font color="#D900D9">(EXHALING DEEPLY)</font>

180
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So,

181
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I know how fanatical
you are about Lennon.

182
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So I started futzing around
on the Internet,

183
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and I, uh, get in touch with this one guy.
He's a collector.

184
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I tell him that I'm looking
to get you something special.

185
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<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLING)</font> Holy shit.

186
00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:54,124
I've been holding onto this
for three months.

187
00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:57,167
No, no, no. Wait, wait.
Hang on, wait.

188
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You remember doing an interview
when you were a kid?

189
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:03,683
Something called, uh,
Chime Magazine.

190
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:04,761
Fella named DeLoach?

191
00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:09,448
Yeah. Maybe.
I don't know. Yeah.

192
00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:10,851
Well, I don't know
what you said to the guy,

193
00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:12,922
I mean, you must've mentioned
Lennon or something.

194
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,480
But that doesn't matter,
the point is

195
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Lennon read it.

196
00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:19,445
The interview.

197
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:20,961
And...

198
00:14:22,040 --> 00:14:23,041
He wrote you a letter.

199
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:26,561
What the hell are you talking about?
<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLING AWKWARDLY)</font>

200
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:31,244
John Lennon
wrote you a letter, pal,

201
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in 1971.

202
00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:36,724
He sent it to you care
of this DeLoach guy.

203
00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:38,131
Now DeLoach smells money,

204
00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:41,522
so he holds onto it,
never tells you.

205
00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:43,730
Then DeLoach dies.

206
00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:46,481
But he's not the point,
the point is

207
00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:49,241
he sold that letter

208
00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:51,209
to a collector.

209
00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:53,169
Can you believe this shit?

210
00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:55,205
I'm not following this, Frank.

211
00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:58,802
Open the box.
Open the box.

212
00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:04,363
<font color="#D900D9">(GRUNTING)
(CHUCKLING)</font>

213
00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:08,720
John Lennon wrote you a
handwritten letter in 1971.

214
00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:11,371
Can you fucking believe it?

215
00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:12,441
Read it!

216
00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:15,565
<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLING)</font>

217
00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:20,886
"Dear Danny Collins.

218
00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:24,366
"Yoko and I read your interview.

219
00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:28,847
"Being rich and famous doesn't
change the way you think.

220
00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:32,003
"It doesn't corrupt your art.

221
00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:34,367
"Only you can do that.

222
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:38,891
"So, what do you think
about that, Danny Collins?

223
00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:42,171
"Stay true..." <font color="#D900D9">(EXHALING)</font>

224
00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:45,009
"...to your music.

225
00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:46,969
"Stay true to yourself.

226
00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:51,003
"My phone number is below.

227
00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:53,845
"Call me, we can discuss this.

228
00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:57,562
"We can help.

229
00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:02,731
"Love, John."

230
00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:06,763
It's crazy, right?

231
00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:10,803
I've been holding onto this
for months now.

232
00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:14,565
<font color="#D900D9">(ENGINE TURNING OFF)</font>

233
00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:44,085
I'm home!

234
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,490
<i>Whatcha doin'?</i>

235
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,604
Packing.
Oh.

236
00:17:58,400 --> 00:17:59,401
Where are we going?

237
00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:01,605
We're not going anywhere.

238
00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:03,887
But I'm going away.

239
00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:06,161
Where you going?

240
00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:08,650
Where?

241
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,001
Where is he?

242
00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:11,806
Who?

243
00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:14,406
Whoever you were just in bed with.
That's who.

244
00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:16,727
Danny, I don't know
what you're talking about.

245
00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:18,524
Come on, Sophie.

246
00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:21,368
I didn't pull in the way
I usually do,

247
00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:24,762
so the kid outside couldn't
call you and stall me.

248
00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:26,444
Okay, listen. I'm not
mad, I promise you.

249
00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:27,851
I am not mad.

250
00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:31,601
I just want to know who the fuck
is in my house. That's all.

251
00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:33,808
Hey! Wherever you are,
it's okay,

252
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:35,962
I promise, I'm not mad.

253
00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:39,601
I just wanna see your face.

254
00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:41,051
Jesus, just come out.

255
00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:43,200
It's okay.

256
00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:53,485
Busywork.

257
00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:54,761
Judd.

258
00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:55,841
No, "Busywork."

259
00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:58,730
I'm going to call you Busywork
because she's always doing busywork.

260
00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:00,606
Now, I understand.

261
00:19:01,760 --> 00:19:04,240
Okay, kids,
you and Busywork here,

262
00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:06,846
I want you to stay here
for a while, if you wish.

263
00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:09,605
It's fine by me. You're
young, have fun.

264
00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:12,608
I'm looking for my address book.

265
00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:14,643
'Cause I need an address
in my address book,

266
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:16,563
and I found it.
<font color="#D900D9">(DRAWER CLOSING)</font>

267
00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:18,761
Sophie.

268
00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:26,166
I was going to make you
sign a prenup anyway.

269
00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:29,483
You know, so you're not
missing out on the big bucks.

270
00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:31,728
If that makes you
feel better. Hmm?

271
00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:34,485
I guess it does a little.

272
00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:38,766
Okay, you guys, I'm off.

273
00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:40,763
And, Busywork?

274
00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:43,931
Um...

275
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,128
Take care of her. Okay?

276
00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:50,843
My parents had their first
dance to one of your songs.

277
00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:51,961
Sir.
Yeah.

278
00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:56,203
Well, that's fucked up in all
kinds of ways now, isn't it?

279
00:19:57,680 --> 00:20:00,160
Hey, man. Uh, listen.

280
00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:02,123
I need a plane.

281
00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:04,441
Jersey.

282
00:20:06,360 --> 00:20:07,725
<i>Yeah, New Jersey.</i>

283
00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:12,648
<i>Yeah. A car, uh,
you know what I like.</i>

284
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:15,042
<i>Mmm. Make it red.</i>

285
00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:17,965
Yeah. I'm changing shit up.

286
00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:27,930
<font color="#808080">MAN:</font> What are you doing?

287
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,490
It's just dead.

288
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:32,611
There's a dental convention
here this week.

289
00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:34,762
Like four people have been here.
<font color="#D900D9">(ENGINE RUMBLING)</font>

290
00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:36,649
Oh, shit!

291
00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:47,081
Oh, shit!

292
00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:49,249
Oh, nice!

293
00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:52,687
Welcome to the Hilton,
Danny Collins.

294
00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:55,604
I mean, Mr. Collins.
I mean, uh...

295
00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:57,603
Welcome to the Hilton, sir.

296
00:20:57,680 --> 00:20:59,569
It's good to be here
at the Hilton.

297
00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:02,081
You can call me Danny.
And what should I call you?

298
00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:04,049
Uh, Nicky Ernst.

299
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:06,567
Nicky Ernst. Absolute
pleasure to meet you.

300
00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:08,364
You got a great face, Nicky.
<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLING)</font>

301
00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:10,010
May I give you 100 bucks?

302
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:14,285
Try not to drool
on the car, Nicky.

303
00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:15,361
Okay.

304
00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:19,602
Welcome to the Hilton,
do you have a reservation?

305
00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:20,806
<font color="#808080">DANNY:</font> No.

306
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:22,370
But I hope
that's not a deal breaker

307
00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:25,444
because I am rapidly falling
in love with this here Hilton.

308
00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:27,045
Holy shit!

309
00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:28,766
<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLING)</font> Holy shit!

310
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:31,646
I get that a lot.
What's your name?

311
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:35,163
<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLING)</font> Um, uh, Jamie.
Jamie. I'm Danny.

312
00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:37,050
Yeah, I know who you are.

313
00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:38,280
How about that guy out front?

314
00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:40,801
Nicky Ernst. He's a
great guy, great face.

315
00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:43,929
Why don't you let him take you
out for a ride in my car?

316
00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:45,485
You'll fall in love.
<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLING)</font> Oh

317
00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:46,891
Okay. Okay.
<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLING)</font>

318
00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:48,480
Look at that face.

319
00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:50,881
Why does everybody in here
have such great faces?

320
00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:53,088
And so young. Why are
you all so young?

321
00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:55,481
We're just college kids.
Just graduated.

322
00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:57,289
I'm off for the summer.

323
00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:58,561
That explains it.

324
00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:00,051
<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLING)</font> Uh...

325
00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:02,202
How long will you be staying
with us, Mr. Collins?

326
00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:04,681
I don't know.
My GPS tells me

327
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:07,610
that this is not far from
a Hillsdale, New Jersey.

328
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:10,161
Now, is my GPS lying or
giving me the straight shit?

329
00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:12,961
Straight shit.
You're five minutes away.

330
00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:16,209
Okay, I will stay here.
Indefinitely.

331
00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:17,851
Hang on. Mary!

332
00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:20,971
Man, if another wonderful
face comes out of there,

333
00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:23,321
I don't think I can handle it.

334
00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:24,921
Oh.

335
00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:27,442
That's it. I definitely
can't handle it.

336
00:22:28,120 --> 00:22:30,600
<font color="#D900D9">(GIGGLING)</font> Look who it is.
I see. <font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLING)</font>

337
00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:31,681
Hi.

338
00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:33,250
He wants to stay indefinitely

339
00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:34,401
and we can give him
the honeymoon suite.

340
00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:35,527
He doesn't want
the honeymoon suite.

341
00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:36,801
It's not my honeymoon.

342
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:38,201
And I'm not very sweet.

343
00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:40,443
Any room will suit me fine.

344
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:43,561
And what college
do you go to, young lady?

345
00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:45,809
<font color="#D900D9">(SNIGGERING)</font>
Ha!

346
00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:47,566
<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLING AWKWARDLY)</font>

347
00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:53,408
So, you're staying
indefinitely? Here?

348
00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:55,562
I'm a huge fan of this Hilton.

349
00:22:56,360 --> 00:22:57,361
Are you married, Mary?

350
00:22:58,280 --> 00:22:59,327
Oh, I'm sorry?

351
00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:01,084
<font color="#D900D9">(SOFTLY)</font> Are you
currently betrothed?

352
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:02,646
No.
Good.

353
00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:03,881
Dinner?

354
00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:05,651
You're asking me to dinner?

355
00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:08,889
Yes. I think so. Jamie? I asked
her to dinner, didn't I?

356
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:11,327
Yup, yeah, you did.
Proof.

357
00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:12,646
I'm sorry, are you on drugs?

358
00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:14,325
Currently or in general?

359
00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:15,521
Currently?

360
00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:17,370
No. Dinner?

361
00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:19,210
No. I'm going to
have to decline.

362
00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:20,321
You're not a fan?

363
00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:23,120
Currently or in general?
In general.

364
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:25,009
No. Oh, that's too bad.

365
00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:26,720
But we have good patter.
<font color="#D900D9">(MARY CHUCKLING)</font>

366
00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:29,807
Don't we?
Don't we, Jamie?

367
00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:31,240
You following any of this,
are you?

368
00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:33,851
Look, I'll check you in, okay?
No.

369
00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:36,687
While you're checking me in,
I'll check you out.

370
00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:38,251
<font color="#D900D9">(SNIGGERING)
(CHUCKLING)</font>

371
00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:40,281
Oh, my God.

372
00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:41,766
<font color="#D900D9">(ALL CHUCKLING)</font>

373
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:03,441
<font color="#808080">DANNY:</font> Ooh, ooh!

374
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:05,521
<font color="#D900D9">(DOOR OPENING)</font>

375
00:24:05,840 --> 00:24:10,323
You know, I never actually
saw this being done.

376
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:12,050
Oh, oh, oh.
<font color="#D900D9">(PIANO THUDDING)</font>

377
00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:14,882
Watch the door. Okay.

378
00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:16,725
<font color="#D900D9">(STRAINED GRUNTING)</font>

379
00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:49,929
<font color="#808080">FRANK:</font> Danny?
Hey.

380
00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:51,800
Frank.

381
00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:53,530
Oh, man.

382
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:55,329
Come to papa.
<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLING)</font>

383
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:57,209
Good to see you, buddy.

384
00:24:57,280 --> 00:24:58,486
Oh, what a trip.

385
00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:00,364
I got on the first flight out.

386
00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:02,647
Thanks, Frank.
You been here before?

387
00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:06,003
The bar at the Woodcliff
Lake, New Jersey Hilton?

388
00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:07,127
<i>NO. <font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLING)</font></i>

389
00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:12,727
Oh, man.
<font color="#D900D9">(EXHALING DEEPLY)</font>

390
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:17,287
Spoke to Sophie.
She said...

391
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:19,600
I did. I did.

392
00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:20,846
Josh.

393
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:23,730
You wanna give us ice water

394
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,731
for my handsome
young friend here?

395
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:34,250
Frank, I decided,

396
00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:37,287
uh, to make some changes
in my life.

397
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:42,365
Some of the changes may
come <i>as</i> a bit of a shock.

398
00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:45,364
Some may actually
affect you, financially.

399
00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:48,927
I'm here as your friend, Danny.
Not as your manager.

400
00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:52,329
I want to cancel
the rest of the tour.

401
00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:54,327
I'm sorry?

402
00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:56,124
I'm not sorry.

403
00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:58,004
I'm done, Frank.

404
00:25:58,760 --> 00:25:59,807
Done.

405
00:25:59,960 --> 00:26:01,928
So, help me, God,

406
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:05,766
I will never be forced to
sing those songs again.

407
00:26:06,360 --> 00:26:07,691
Danny, you're spiraling.

408
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:09,802
Are you on something?
<font color="#D900D9">(STAMMERING)</font> What are you taking?

409
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:12,691
I'm done with
all of that shit too.

410
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:15,127
No more, no more drinking,
no more drugging. <font color="#D900D9">(COUGHING)</font>

411
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:17,965
You're drinking
right now, Danny.

412
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:20,650
True.

413
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:23,007
Let's forget about what
I said about drinking.

414
00:26:23,120 --> 00:26:25,521
I mean, I'm not
running for Pope.

415
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:27,165
And this is because of Sophie?

416
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:30,925
<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLING)</font> Frank, please.

417
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,526
Give me a little credit,
will ya? Sophie?

418
00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:39,683
Okay. What would
have happened

419
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:42,371
if I got that letter
when I was supposed to?

420
00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:44,684
I would have called him.

421
00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:47,361
For sure as shit,
I would have called him.

422
00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:52,050
Maybe my whole life would
have turned out different.

423
00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:53,571
Don't... Don't...

424
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:54,966
You're too hard
on yourself, kid.

425
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:56,565
You always have been.
Now, come on.

426
00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:58,130
Frank.

427
00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:02,805
I haven't written a song
in 30 years. Thirty years.

428
00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:05,649
I'm a fucking joke.

429
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:09,370
I'm an MC.

430
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:13,882
A fuckin' court jester
with a microphone.

431
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:18,171
<font color="#D900D9">(SIGHING)</font> I was
the real thing once.

432
00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:21,803
Right. I was
the real thing.

433
00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:24,167
One album, my songs didn't sell,

434
00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:28,128
they handed me their songs to sing.
And I sung.

435
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:30,484
Mmm.
I gave up.

436
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:34,082
Danny, you're having
a breakdown.

437
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:35,326
<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLING)</font> I hate
to tell you, buddy.

438
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:38,210
I've been breaking down
for 40 years.

439
00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:40,567
I'm broken. Ain't
nothin' left to break.

440
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:45,922
I've been abusing my body for the
better part of four decades.

441
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:50,971
If I'm going to find
any kind of redemption,

442
00:27:53,120 --> 00:27:55,805
I can't waste any more time.

443
00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:57,361
<font color="#D900D9">(CLICKS TONGUE)</font>

444
00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:00,242
But why the fuck New Jersey?

445
00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:04,081
One shock at a time, Frank.
<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLING)</font>

446
00:28:04,360 --> 00:28:05,771
<font color="#D900D9">(ELEVATOR BELL DINGING)</font>

447
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:09,766
Hey, Jamie.

448
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:13,805
You talk to that kid Nicky
Ernst about that ride yet?

449
00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:15,126
Not yet,
Mr. Collins.

450
00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:16,885
You got to do it.

451
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:18,883
Uh, meet me
at 7:00 for dinner.

452
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:20,291
Still going to have to pass.

453
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:21,731
Mary, you keep passing,

454
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:24,644
I'll keep making passes and
we'll see who quits first.

455
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:26,730
Have a nice day,
Mr. Collins.

456
00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:30,850
Big day. Big day for me. I'm meeting
someone for the first time.

457
00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:32,805
How do I look?

458
00:28:34,120 --> 00:28:35,770
Honestly?
<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLING)</font>

459
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:37,683
If this relationship is going
to go the distance, Mary,

460
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:39,560
I think we should
be honest with one another.

461
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:42,247
Okay. Well,

462
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:44,004
you look slightly ridiculous.

463
00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:47,889
Nah. I look sharp.
<font color="#D900D9">(MARY CHUCKLING)</font>

464
00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:50,881
See you at 7:00.
No, you won't.

465
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:53,122
Hey, Jamie,
don't forget about Nicky.

466
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:55,450
He's a wonderful boy.

467
00:28:57,440 --> 00:28:58,885
Don't say anything to anyone.

468
00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:01,130
Nicky Ernst!

469
00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:02,247
It's ready for you, sir.

470
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:04,561
Oh, man, I don't know what
you did to that girl inside,

471
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:07,411
but, wow, all she does
is talk about you.

472
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:08,891
Maybe you should ask her out.

473
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:10,724
Jamie?
That's the one.

474
00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:14,886
Don't go after Mary.
Mary's mine.

475
00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:18,161
<font color="#D900D9">(TIRES SQUEALING)</font>

476
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:25,920
<font color="#D900D9">(BRAKES SCREECHING)</font>

477
00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:47,525
I like your lawn.

478
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:51,200
Thank you.

479
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:02,806
<font color="#D900D9">(DOOR CREAKING)</font>

480
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:05,681
Hello!

481
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:09,561
Hello.

482
00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:11,961
<font color="#808080">SAMANTHA:</font> Hope, you're not to
open the door to strangers.

483
00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:16,005
He's not a stranger,
we saw him on TV.

484
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:18,082
Told you.
Whoa!

485
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:20,731
I told you.

486
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:24,009
You didn't listen, but I tried to tell you.
<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLING AWKWARDLY)</font>

487
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:27,402
I was unsure of, um,
what was appropriate.

488
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:28,686
He's at work.

489
00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:31,491
<font color="#D900D9">(STAMMERING)</font>
I brought bagels.

490
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:36,764
<font color="#808080">HOPE:</font> One, two, three...

491
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:41,522
<i><font color="#808080">HOPE:</font> <font color="#D900D9">(SINGING)</font> <font color="#FFFF00">The itsy-bitsy
spider came up the water spout</font></i>

492
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:49,722
<font color="#FFFF00"><i>Down came the rain
and it washed the spider out</i></font>

493
00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:55,924
<font color="#FFFF00"><i>Out came the sun
and dried up all the rain</i></font>

494
00:30:56,640 --> 00:31:01,362
<font color="#FFFF00"><i>And the itsy-bitsy spider</i></font>

495
00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:05,809
<font color="#FFFF00"><i>Climbed up the spout again</i></font>

496
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:09,567
That's beautiful. You have
a natural singing voice.

497
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:11,045
<font color="#D900D9">(DANNY VOCALIZING)</font>

498
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:12,531
Oh, my God.

499
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:14,051
Just comes out naturally.

500
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:15,963
How did you find us?

501
00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:18,046
Oh, well, you know,

502
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:20,805
I had tracked him down
years ago, you know,

503
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:24,282
just never got the nerve up
to, uh, come see him.

504
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:27,167
<font color="#808080">HOPE:</font> I want a bagel.

505
00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:28,846
Can I have a bagel, Mom?

506
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:31,725
Yeah. Okay.
Let me just...

507
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:34,644
Wow. On so many
levels. Wow.

508
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:36,768
<font color="#D900D9">(STAMMERING)</font>
How far along are you?

509
00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:38,723
With... Oh, um...

510
00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:40,650
Six months, more or less. Ch.

511
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:43,727
Uh, boy or girl?
You know?

512
00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:45,406
It's a boy.

513
00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:48,609
Oh. Boy. Wow.

514
00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:50,445
On so many levels.

515
00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:56,168
I have to call him. I
mean, I have to call him.

516
00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:57,964
<font color="#808080">DANNY:</font> Oh, yeah, sure.

517
00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:00,004
Sure. Sure. Sure.
<font color="#D900D9">(PHONE BEEPING)</font>

518
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:02,447
I just finished the first grade.

519
00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:06,002
And my teacher
is named Mrs. Williams.

520
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:10,047
Her aunt died last week,
so we had a substitute.

521
00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:13,204
<font color="#D900D9">(WHISPERING)</font>
He had a mustache.

522
00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:14,520
She had a mustache?

523
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:16,887
Oh, it was a he. Oh, okay. He.

524
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:18,843
Why are you on TV?

525
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:20,888
Because I'm a singer.

526
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,571
Are you a good singer?

527
00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:26,962
Well, I don't know,
you know, not really.

528
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:28,280
<font color="#D900D9">(SOFTLY)</font> I didn't think so.
<font color="#808080">SAMANTHA:</font> Hope.

529
00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:29,400
<font color="#808080">DANNY:</font> You didn't
think so?

530
00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:34,211
<font color="#D900D9">(STAMMERING)</font> And why
didn't you think so?

531
00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:36,726
Because when you were on the TV,

532
00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:39,565
my daddy said,
"Shut it off, Samantha!"

533
00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:41,881
And Mommy turned it off
really fast.

534
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:45,965
And Mommy said, "Tom..."
And Daddy said, "N-O."

535
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:48,441
And that was that.
<font color="#D900D9">(TAPPING ON TABLE)</font>

536
00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:49,761
Wow.

537
00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:52,241
But I thought you were great.
Really.

538
00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:53,890
You thought I was good?

539
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:57,043
Danny Collins showed up
at our house.

540
00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:58,161
Mmm-hmm.

541
00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:00,688
He's having bagels
in the kitchen with Hope.

542
00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:02,205
Why don't we take
a break from that?

543
00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:03,850
<font color="#808080">DANNY:</font> Okay.
Let's just color.

544
00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:06,641
Look at this.
Startin' to get it.

545
00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:08,006
What was I supposed to do?

546
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:09,969
Why don't you do it really slow?

547
00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:12,646
I do, yes,
I do. Okay.

548
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:15,482
Bye, honey.
Slowly makes it more...

549
00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:16,925
Didn't I already color that?

550
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,367
You did.
You told me that.

551
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:20,487
Well, he's coming home.

552
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:21,967
Yay!

553
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:23,485
Daddy's coming home.

554
00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:26,723
That should be, uh, interesting.

555
00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:29,048
This is going to be interesting.

556
00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:33,049
<i>Mommy, look! It's Yo Gabba Gabba!
</i> I see <i>it.</i>

557
00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:36,920
The orange alien guy has one
eye just in the middle.

558
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:39,482
Look, it's on TV!
<font color="#D900D9">(TAPPING ON FLOOR)</font>

559
00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:41,888
Whoo-hoo! Hey, Hope.
Settle. Calm.

560
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:43,807
<font color="#D900D9">(SIGHING)</font>

561
00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:45,609
<font color="#808080">SAMANTHA:</font> Thank you. Okay.

562
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:50,368
Uh, she seems
a little, uh, energetic.

563
00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:53,368
Or severely hyperactive.

564
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:55,807
You know ADHD, it's the thing.

565
00:33:56,680 --> 00:33:59,524
Learning issues, behavioral
stuff, all of it.

566
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:03,048
We do the best we can,
but it's a battle.

567
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:06,324
Why are you here?

568
00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:09,090
Well, you know,

569
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:11,604
I'm just, uh...
<font color="#D900D9">(EXHALING DEEPLY)</font>

570
00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:15,084
Making some changes in my life.

571
00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:18,080
It's a little late
for that, isn't it?

572
00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:23,647
Maybe. I don't know.
I hope not.

573
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:29,442
Tom's the best man
I've ever met.

574
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:32,085
He's solid,

575
00:34:32,720 --> 00:34:34,449
kind, funny.

576
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:36,204
We've had one fight in 12 years,

577
00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:38,248
<font color="#D900D9">(STAMMERING)</font> we've had
one serious fight.

578
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:43,488
A couple years ago I got backstage
passes for one of your shows.

579
00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:44,647
I thought it was...

580
00:34:44,720 --> 00:34:47,724
You know, he should at
least meet you, right?

581
00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:49,325
After all this time?

582
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:51,846
He disagreed.

583
00:34:53,240 --> 00:34:56,210
He disagreed strongly.

584
00:34:57,880 --> 00:34:59,609
So, this is not
going to be pretty?

585
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:01,762
I wouldn't think so, no.

586
00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:02,887
Okay.

587
00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:08,325
So, you think
maybe, uh, you know,

588
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:11,324
you could help grease
the wheels a little?

589
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:13,209
<font color="#D900D9">(SIGHING)</font> Mr. Collins.

590
00:35:14,720 --> 00:35:17,326
My parents are dead.
His mom is, too.

591
00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:18,880
I mean, I would love
for our children

592
00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:21,651
to know their
one remaining grandparent.

593
00:35:21,720 --> 00:35:25,486
I would love for my husband
to know his father.

594
00:35:25,720 --> 00:35:27,927
In a few minutes, my husband is
going to walk through that door

595
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:29,650
and when he does,
I feel pretty confident

596
00:35:29,720 --> 00:35:32,849
this will be the last time
lever see you.

597
00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:37,922
And despite your celebrity, and despite
what I want for my own family,

598
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,287
I will not try to stop that.

599
00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:42,044
You did this.

600
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:44,806
You did this to yourself.

601
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:47,042
Shame on you.

602
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:50,366
That was good.

603
00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:55,569
Thanks. I've been practicing since
you gave me the bagels. <font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLING)</font>

604
00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:58,570
It has a certain feel to it.
<font color="#D900D9">(SNIFFLING)</font>

605
00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:00,085
Oh, he married well.

606
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:03,762
He did. I'm great.
Yeah.

607
00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:05,490
See what you missed out on?

608
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:08,010
Perfect daughter-in-law.

609
00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:13,646
Well...

610
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:20,442
<font color="#808080">HOPE:</font> Daddy! Daddy!

611
00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:23,001
Look who it is,
it's the man from TV!

612
00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:25,208
It's the man from TV
that we saw singing!

613
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:27,282
And Mommy said...
Easy“.

614
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:29,931
And he brought bagels.
He brought bagels.

615
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:32,247
Mommy called you.
And you're home early.

616
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:34,448
Hope, your favorite
flower is a...

617
00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:35,521
Rose.

618
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:38,331
To smell it, you
breathe through your“.

619
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:41,489
<font color="#D900D9">(SNIFFLING)</font> Keep it in,
long as you can go.

620
00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:45,124
Then let it out in one big...

621
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:48,168
<font color="#D900D9">(EXHALING DEEPLY)</font>
Blow.

622
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:52,808
Hi, honey.
Hey, baby.

623
00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:57,969
Speak to you
outside for a second?

624
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:00,768
Of course. Sure.

625
00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:03,721
Okay.

626
00:37:04,240 --> 00:37:05,241
Um...

627
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:07,643
If I have,

628
00:37:07,720 --> 00:37:10,405
I am truly very sorry,

629
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:12,687
that I missed out on you.

630
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:17,002
Thank you for the bagels.

631
00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:18,361
Okay.

632
00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:20,323
Hope, say goodbye
to Mr. Collins.

633
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:22,129
Goodbye, Mr. Collins.

634
00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:24,328
Mr. Collins,
say goodbye to Hope.

635
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:29,931
Goodbye to Hope.

636
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:31,001
<font color="#D900D9">(DOOR OPENING)</font>

637
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:36,570
Come here.

638
00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:46,283
You're so tall.

639
00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:49,568
I'm sorry, what
exactly do you want?

640
00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:54,441
Well, you know...
Are you sick?

641
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:56,801
<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLING)</font> ls that what you're doing here?
Are you dying?

642
00:37:56,840 --> 00:37:58,524
No, I'm not sick.

643
00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:02,370
You have every right
to be angry.

644
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:05,444
No. No. I'm not angry.
Really, I'm not.

645
00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:09,241
I'm a little confused,
and strangely, not interested.

646
00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:11,680
So, if you have anything
to ask me, just go ahead.

647
00:38:11,720 --> 00:38:14,724
'Cause this is the last time
we'll see each other.

648
00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:18,246
So, what do you do for a living?

649
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:22,086
I work construction.
Local, residential.

650
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:24,726
It's not my dream job,
but it's steady,

651
00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:27,531
and, you know, Princeton
wasn't exactly in the cards.

652
00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:28,601
What else?

653
00:38:28,720 --> 00:38:30,484
Your mom?

654
00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:31,891
<i>She, uh...</i>

655
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:33,485
She died of cancer 10 years ago.

656
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:37,651
Never married,
never spoke about you

657
00:38:37,720 --> 00:38:40,371
except to say that it was a wild
thing she did when she was 23

658
00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:42,440
and got drunk backstage
after one of your concerts.

659
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:44,608
I use her last name.
Anything else?

660
00:38:44,720 --> 00:38:46,210
You're clearly angry.

661
00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:47,441
Look, I don't care enough
to be angry.

662
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:50,040
I am wondering what I'm going to tell
my little girl about who you are.

663
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:52,248
And I'm thinking, I have to be
back at work in 20 minutes.

664
00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:54,084
Are we done here?

665
00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:55,161
I sent checks.

666
00:38:55,240 --> 00:38:56,685
I ripped them up, okay?
Okay.

667
00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:59,240
Okay. Nice to meet you.
Have a good life.

668
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:02,090
Are you happy?

669
00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:03,930
Am <i>I</i> happy?

670
00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:05,846
I don't know.

671
00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:09,442
You have a happy life?

672
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:16,284
I hate my boss.

673
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:20,280
Fucking Mets break
my heart every year.

674
00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:25,042
But I have the most amazing
wife in the history of wives,

675
00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:27,088
and an amazing little girl.

676
00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:28,571
One that I wish
I could do more for.

677
00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:29,880
That I really wish I could do.

678
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:32,042
But you know what, if it makes
you sleep better at night,

679
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:33,690
yeah, I'm happy.

680
00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:37,645
And fuck you, you selfish
prick, I am angry.

681
00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:26,884
Mr. Collins.

682
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:29,447
How we doing tonight?
Oh. <font color="#D900D9">(EXHALING DEEPLY)</font>

683
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:33,411
<font color="#D900D9">(SLURRING)</font> Peachy.
Thank you for asking.

684
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:37,083
Oh, good. I'm really
glad to hear that.

685
00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:38,764
Mr. Collins,

686
00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:40,880
I was wondering if you could
help me with something.

687
00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:43,567
Shoot.
Okay.

688
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:47,127
When a famous musician starts getting
fall-down drunk in a hotel bar

689
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:49,123
and you're the manager
of that hotel,

690
00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:52,522
is there a protocol on how
to handle the situation?

691
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:54,281
Because actually,

692
00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:57,523
we have had a shortage of famous
fall-down drunk musicians lately,

693
00:40:57,680 --> 00:40:59,728
I'm a bit out of my depth.

694
00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:03,886
I see.

695
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:08,401
Well, you know, I had a bad day.

696
00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:10,887
Oh. Okay.

697
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:12,604
This is just water.

698
00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:14,245
Oh, really?
Yeah.

699
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:16,362
Yeah, that's just because
you drank all the booze

700
00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:17,885
and the ice is melted.

701
00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:21,126
Don't be mean to me.
I really had a bad day.

702
00:41:21,240 --> 00:41:22,240
Yeah?
Yeah.

703
00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:23,805
<font color="#D900D9">(INHALING DEEPLY)</font>

704
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:26,804
Well, I had a bad day too. Yeah?

705
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:30,125
Can I buy you a drink?

706
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:32,768
Bay Breeze?

707
00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:35,805
Wine spritzer? Maybe even
one of those frozen...

708
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:41,290
Josh, give me tequila, rocks, something
añejo, and a splash of soda.

709
00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:42,930
Right away, boss.
<font color="#D900D9">(EXHALING DEEPLY)</font>

710
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:46,531
You're not the only rock
star in this hotel.

711
00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:47,931
Apparently not.

712
00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:49,081
<font color="#D900D9">(MARY SIGHING)</font>

713
00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:52,486
So, you had a bad day?
Mmm.

714
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:54,284
Why'd you have a bad day?

715
00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:59,802
Okay, I work with a bunch of
well-meaning... Thank you.

716
00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:01,684
But remarkably
dim twenty-somethings

717
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:04,001
who are just passing time
until they go back to college.

718
00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:06,043
And one of them
screwed up the computer system

719
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:07,281
and it took me half the day

720
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:10,603
to reprogram
every reservation manually.

721
00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:15,088
Mmm.Ah.

722
00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:18,441
What about you?

723
00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:24,811
I tracked down my grown son,

724
00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:26,809
who I've never met before.

725
00:42:28,240 --> 00:42:33,167
I met him, his wife,
my granddaughter.

726
00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:38,121
And then he told me,
quite emphatically,

727
00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:42,767
to fuck off and to die.

728
00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:46,286
<font color="#D900D9">(SIGHING)</font>

729
00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:49,327
Well, it was every reservation,

730
00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:54,002
each one had to be reprogrammed manually.
I hope I made that clear.

731
00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:57,849
Can I ask you a question?

732
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:03,370
Not if it's about why I never
met my son until today.

733
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:06,285
Oh, shit. Well, that
was my question.

734
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:20,888
We lost our patter.
Mmm.

735
00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:23,681
It's gone.

736
00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:26,849
You know, I saw you in concert
once, about five years ago.

737
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:30,402
You did? Yeah, my husband...
My ex-husband.

738
00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:34,241
He was a big fan.
Oh, he loved it.

739
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:37,051
And you?

740
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:40,050
I appreciated your zeal.

741
00:43:40,720 --> 00:43:41,881
Oh, shit.

742
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:44,731
What? Zeal is not awful.

743
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:45,961
Zeal's not great.

744
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:50,482
Hear us? "Zeal's not awful.
Zeal's not great."

745
00:43:50,560 --> 00:43:51,920
We got our patter back.
<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLING)</font>

746
00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:55,408
How about that? We should
take this on the road.

747
00:43:55,480 --> 00:43:58,051
You and me. The new
Nichols and May.

748
00:43:58,320 --> 00:43:59,367
<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLING)</font>

749
00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:05,245
Well, May and Nichols.
I would want top billing.

750
00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:07,406
You're good.

751
00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:09,681
I want to drink to you.

752
00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:12,686
Toast

753
00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:14,241
Oh, okay.

754
00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:16,209
You'll have to come
a little closer.

755
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:19,085
Oh, that was so good.
See how I work it?

756
00:44:20,240 --> 00:44:22,925
What does that drink need?
It needs a lemon.

757
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:24,001
No.

758
00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:26,411
<i><font color="#808080">DANNY:</font> Then he writes,</i>

759
00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:29,081
"What do you think
of that, Danny Collins?"

760
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:31,841
John Lennon?

761
00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:34,520
John Lennon writes, "What do you
think about that, Danny Collins?"

762
00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:36,085
Yeah.

763
00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:38,169
Well, you know, John.

764
00:44:38,240 --> 00:44:43,929
I think, maybe, uh, you should
have sent the letter to my house.

765
00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:47,761
And then maybe I could have avoided
living such a bullshit life

766
00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:51,202
for the past 40 years,
that's what I think, John.

767
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:54,045
Well, I might have that last sip.
<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLING)</font>

768
00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:57,886
I'm sorry. I'm a little giddy.
Laughing, no...

769
00:44:57,960 --> 00:45:00,042
No, I just don't... I usually
don't drink this much.

770
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:01,121
You've emptied it.

771
00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:02,400
I wonder if anyone's noticing.

772
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:04,568
There's one of those people
at the... <font color="#D900D9">(LAUGHING)</font>

773
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:10,283
No, the girl at the desk. She's the
one that screwed up the computer.

774
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:12,209
<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLING)</font> This is Danny Collins.
Oh, geez.

775
00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:13,281
He's our guest.

776
00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:14,725
Do you have a name, sir?

777
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:15,961
Uh, Hiroshi.

778
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:19,201
That's nice, Hiroshi.

779
00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:20,321
Hiroshi.

780
00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:22,482
This is my daughter.
She's 18.

781
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:23,721
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.

782
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:25,245
Wow. Don't say it like that.

783
00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:26,446
<font color="#D900D9">(BOTH CHUCKLING)</font>

784
00:45:27,240 --> 00:45:28,571
I'm ready.

785
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:30,802
<i>Okay.
Oh, my Gem.!</i>

786
00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:33,241
It just turns me on.

787
00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:35,163
<font color="#808080">MARY:</font> <i>Rick and I
split last year.</i>

788
00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:37,960
Most parents, they try to wait

789
00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:39,201
till their kids leave
for college.

790
00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:41,482
But we actually
did the opposite.

791
00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:43,005
We tried to do it at the time

792
00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:45,287
that it would really
screw her up the most.

793
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:47,161
<font color="#D900D9">(LAUGHING)</font>

794
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:52,163
<font color="#808080">DANNY:</font> <i>Well, did it work?
Yes. Yeah, perfect.</i>

795
00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:54,044
She's a complete mess,
hates us both.

796
00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:56,490
Guess what?
What?

797
00:45:56,680 --> 00:45:58,808
<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLING)</font>
She hates him more.

798
00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:01,406
Oh, that's perfect.

799
00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:06,805
My <i>second wife actually was one</i> of
<i>the stars</i> of <i>Gilligan's Island.</i>

800
00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:09,850
Ginger?
No.

801
00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:12,203
Mary Ann?
Yeah.

802
00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:14,841
Wait, that's insane.
I know.

803
00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:16,843
You were married to Mary Ann?
Yes.

804
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:18,047
<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLING)</font>
Oh, my God.

805
00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:19,486
So, what's she like?

806
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:21,161
I don't remember.

807
00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:22,441
<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLING)</font>

808
00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:25,444
<font color="#808080">MARY:</font> "...doesn't corrupt your
art, only you can do that.

809
00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:29,169
"So, what do you think
about that, Danny Collins?"

810
00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:32,043
That is unreal.
Yeah.

811
00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:34,530
You know, you better have
something to play me

812
00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:38,605
because if this is just a lame attempt
to get me to your room then...

813
00:46:38,720 --> 00:46:39,721
<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLING)</font>

814
00:46:41,720 --> 00:46:43,722
Oh. I have something to play you.
Yes.

815
00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:45,280
You're really going to play?

816
00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:47,840
Now, I haven't written
anything in a long time.

817
00:46:48,720 --> 00:46:50,768
And piano's
not my first language.

818
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:54,809
Piano's my first love, but
it's not my first language.

819
00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:57,124
You're nervous.
Yes.

820
00:46:57,200 --> 00:46:58,964
I love that.
So what?

821
00:46:59,240 --> 00:47:00,605
So bear with me.

822
00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:03,648
<font color="#D900D9">(PIANO PLAYING)</font>

823
00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:18,404
<i><font color="#D900D9">(SINGING)</font> <font color="#FFFF00">It's spring</font></i>

824
00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:21,844
<font color="#FFFF00"><i>In my mind</i></font>

825
00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:27,369
<font color="#FFFF00"><i>But the autumn leaves</i></font>

826
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:29,729
<font color="#FFFF00">They fall...</font>

827
00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:34,281
<font color="#D900D9">(PIANO MUSIC STOPS)</font>

828
00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:38,601
Oh, keep going.-
Keep going.

829
00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:41,001
That's it.
That's as far as I got.

830
00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:45,529
Honestly, this kind of was just a lame
attempt to get you up to my room.

831
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:47,250
Jesus Christ.

832
00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:49,886
No, no, no, don't go now. Stay.
Good night, Danny.

833
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,890
Come on. I'm an old man
with 10 Scotches in him.

834
00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:54,280
<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLING)</font>
What am I going to do?

835
00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:58,567
Please, I mean the chances
of anything risqué happening

836
00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:01,291
is so fucking remote.
<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLING)</font>

837
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:02,807
Good night, Danny.

838
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:04,530
Good night, Mary.
Good night.

839
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:07,804
You know, that song,
it's beautiful.

840
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:09,769
It's just a little short.

841
00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:12,481
But other than that,
it's beautiful.

842
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:13,561
Thank you.

843
00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:16,530
And you know, what we were
talking about before,

844
00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:18,561
you shouldn't give up.

845
00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:20,211
I agree.
Yeah.

846
00:48:20,280 --> 00:48:21,486
Dinner tomorrow?

847
00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:22,561
Not that.

848
00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:24,121
Your son.

849
00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:26,645
Oh, yeah. I know.

850
00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:29,326
Okay. But don't give up
on dinner either.

851
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:31,324
Oh, dinner, uh, tonight?

852
00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:32,481
<font color="#D900D9">(DOOR CLOSING)</font>

853
00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:36,204
She'll have dinner with me.

854
00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:38,243
That's right.
A six-year-old girl.

855
00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:39,731
Well, you know,
money's no issue. So...

856
00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:42,963
I'm running my operation
out of the business center.

857
00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:45,329
He said he was sending it to me.

858
00:48:45,720 --> 00:48:47,245
Well, I haven't gotten it yet.

859
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:49,323
Yeah, it's for my granddaughter.

860
00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:51,444
What's he doing?

861
00:48:51,680 --> 00:48:54,684
He's bitch slappin' the
business center <i>is</i> what he's...

862
00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:57,366
Hey" Hey.

863
00:48:57,440 --> 00:48:58,726
Hey.
<font color="#D900D9">(CAMERAS CLICKING)</font>

864
00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:03,440
<font color="#D900D9">(HORN TOOTING)</font>

865
00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:19,211
Hey, Ray!

866
00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:21,091
Steve, Mr. Collins.

867
00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:23,724
You'll always be Ray to me.

868
00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:25,205
Ha!
Fine.

869
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:32,726
Oh, fuck me.

870
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:33,801
Language, dean

871
00:49:34,240 --> 00:49:36,083
We don't want your music!

872
00:49:37,080 --> 00:49:38,684
You don't want my music?

873
00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:41,491
Tom explained to Hope
how you're a musician

874
00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:43,403
and sometimes musicians
travel door to door

875
00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:45,245
to sell their music.

876
00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:47,442
Just like Girl Scouts
sell their cookies. Yeah.

877
00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:48,971
And sometimes you don't
want Girl Scout cookies,

878
00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:50,206
so we're not
being rude 'cause...

879
00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:51,805
Yeah, we're not rude.

880
00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:53,490
Just don't want any.

881
00:49:53,640 --> 00:49:54,721
I get it.
Okay.

882
00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:56,848
Possibly more complicated
an explanation

883
00:49:56,920 --> 00:49:58,649
than is required
for a seven-year-old.

884
00:49:58,760 --> 00:50:01,161
Possibly. You know
what, I get it.

885
00:50:01,240 --> 00:50:03,561
Mommy, do you see this?

886
00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:05,324
<font color="#808080">DANNY:</font> Hey, Jimmy!
Hope.

887
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:07,164
Sorry. Hope.
No, no, it's okay.

888
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:09,362
No, no. He's got her. He's got her.
Thank you, Jimmy.

889
00:50:10,240 --> 00:50:12,368
So, are you just out
running some errands?

890
00:50:12,440 --> 00:50:14,966
Yeah, you know. I was in the neighborhood.
So, you know.

891
00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:16,530
Are you fucking kidding me?

892
00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:18,250
<font color="#808080">DANNY:</font> Look at this,
there's three of us.

893
00:50:18,320 --> 00:50:19,481
You got to be
fucking kidding me.

894
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:22,444
Have you heard of the New
Compass School in Manhattan?

895
00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:23,646
What?

896
00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:27,526
It's the most progressive
private school in the country.

897
00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:32,807
It's got a
multi-modal approach

898
00:50:32,880 --> 00:50:36,805
towards treating children with
learning issues, particularly ADHD.

899
00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:39,170
I pulled some strings,

900
00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:42,170
and you have an interview
in two hours.

901
00:50:42,280 --> 00:50:45,762
<font color="#808080">HOPE:</font> It has a shower!
<font color="#808080">DANNY:</font> I know.

902
00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:47,444
You can go in there,
it doesn't work.

903
00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:48,567
Wait a second,
do you really think

904
00:50:48,640 --> 00:50:50,404
we haven't looked
into every school there is?

905
00:50:50,480 --> 00:50:52,130
Not this one.
How do you know that?

906
00:50:52,640 --> 00:50:54,324
Well, you know,
you can't afford it.

907
00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:55,601
<font color="#D900D9">(SIGHING)</font>

908
00:50:56,160 --> 00:50:57,969
Steven, would you mind your
own fucking business, please!

909
00:50:58,040 --> 00:50:59,041
I'm sorry, excuse me.

910
00:50:59,160 --> 00:51:01,401
You mean that we have an
interview, <i>as</i> our family, today,

911
00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:03,369
in two hours at the
New Compass School?

912
00:51:03,480 --> 00:51:06,290
People wait two years
for such an interview.

913
00:51:06,360 --> 00:51:08,328
Two years.
You have it in two hours.

914
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:11,890
Just give me a day to do
something good for you.

915
00:51:12,360 --> 00:51:15,011
And then, you know,
I'm gone, forever.

916
00:51:15,480 --> 00:51:18,768
And you still go to heaven
because you're so damn tolerant.

917
00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:23,164
And I will still go to hell because,
you know, you can't buy redemption.

918
00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:25,170
Everybody wins.

919
00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:27,084
Let's do this thing.
Come on.

920
00:51:27,680 --> 00:51:29,728
Bring your friends,
you have friends?

921
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:31,406
We got room.

922
00:51:33,520 --> 00:51:34,646
Hey!

923
00:51:34,720 --> 00:51:37,121
This school, it's not like
there's a two-year wait.

924
00:51:37,200 --> 00:51:39,601
It's like there's
a six-year wait.

925
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:41,011
What are you saying?

926
00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:42,081
I'm saying I'm gonna get Hope

927
00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:45,283
and you put on a shirt
with some fucking buttons.

928
00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:48,489
Hey, Hope.
Come here, baby.

929
00:51:53,760 --> 00:51:56,570
Everything is back there!

930
00:51:56,680 --> 00:51:59,206
I love it!
It's so cool!

931
00:51:59,320 --> 00:52:01,163
And I love everything in it!

932
00:52:01,240 --> 00:52:02,890
It looks like
it could be a house.

933
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:04,968
And maybe he lives in here!

934
00:52:05,040 --> 00:52:06,610
<font color="#D900D9">(SHUSHING)</font> And I'm
sure he really does.

935
00:52:06,720 --> 00:52:10,327
But it's still cool, and I
can't even stop talking!

936
00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:14,484
<i><font color="#808080">DANNY:</font> I wrote him, and then
I talked to him on the phone.</i>

937
00:52:14,560 --> 00:52:16,483
So, do you know
Dr. Kurtz?

938
00:52:16,560 --> 00:52:19,131
Sometimes he does a talk-back
thing on his blog.

939
00:52:19,240 --> 00:52:20,241
On his what?

940
00:52:20,360 --> 00:52:22,089
<font color="#808080">SAMANTHA:</font> His blog.
He writes a blog.

941
00:52:22,720 --> 00:52:23,720
What's a block?

942
00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:24,761
A blog.
It's a...

943
00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:25,880
A blog.

944
00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:27,251
I can't believe
I'm going to meet him.

945
00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:29,408
Everything is on this bus!

946
00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:41,286
This is a school?

947
00:52:41,360 --> 00:52:44,011
The blog doesn't do it justice.
I know.

948
00:52:44,080 --> 00:52:45,809
Sorry to keep
you waiting. Sorry.

949
00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:47,845
I'm dressed like Jack LaLanne,

950
00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:49,680
I'm elastic-only on the weekends.
<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLING)</font>

951
00:52:49,720 --> 00:52:50,801
I'm Dr. Kurtz.

952
00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:53,082
Shock-ma-a-lya!

953
00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:55,210
You really are Danny Collins!

954
00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:56,441
Yes, I am.
Wow!

955
00:52:56,560 --> 00:52:57,800
You're really Dr. Kurtz.

956
00:52:57,920 --> 00:52:58,920
<font color="#808080">DR. KURTZ:</font> You really are.

957
00:52:58,960 --> 00:52:59,961
Tom Donnelly.
<font color="#808080">DR. KURTZ:</font> Danny Collins.

958
00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:02,042
My wife, Samantha. My daughter, Hope.
It's so good to meet you.

959
00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:04,487
And my balls are in her purse. In
case you want to meet them later.

960
00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:06,480
You're a lot different
than talking on the phone.

961
00:53:06,560 --> 00:53:08,403
<font color="#808080">DANNY:</font> Well, I hope so.
<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLING)</font>

962
00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:10,849
You must be Hope.

963
00:53:11,760 --> 00:53:15,242
I'm Tom. Tom. Then
you must be Hope.

964
00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:17,971
Hi, Samantha Donnelly.
I follow you on Twitter.

965
00:53:18,080 --> 00:53:19,809
Well, thank you.
She reads your blog.

966
00:53:20,720 --> 00:53:22,245
<font color="#D900D9">(STAMMERING)</font>
Then who's Hope?

967
00:53:22,320 --> 00:53:24,687
I'm Hope!
Over here! That's me!

968
00:53:24,760 --> 00:53:26,524
I'm seven! I'm Hope!

969
00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:29,689
How are you?
Let me show you around.

970
00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:32,005
Come on you,
you started all this.

971
00:53:32,120 --> 00:53:33,531
<font color="#808080">DANNY:</font> Oh, I did.

972
00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:36,767
Mom, Dad, you're not
going to believe it!

973
00:53:36,840 --> 00:53:38,410
Hope! Hope!

974
00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:41,450
She's okay. She'll be all right.
She's fine.

975
00:53:41,520 --> 00:53:43,329
It was in the first grade
when we started to notice

976
00:53:43,400 --> 00:53:45,084
that she was
having some trouble.

977
00:53:45,200 --> 00:53:46,929
Yeah, we got a tutor
for her once a week,

978
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:49,810
and I do these exercises
with her, every night really.

979
00:53:49,920 --> 00:53:50,887
But she's got trouble
with focus.

980
00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:52,371
It's been a real
struggle for us.

981
00:53:52,800 --> 00:53:53,881
Really.

982
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:55,604
Yeah. Yeah.

983
00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:59,841
Most schools try to train children
like Hope to fit into their systems.

984
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:01,889
We prefer to tailor a program
to the child's needs.

985
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:03,923
It's like one big IEP here.

986
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:06,924
Individualized
Educational Program?

987
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:08,286
IEP.

988
00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:10,207
You've been doing your homework, Mr.
Collins.

989
00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:11,606
Got it right here.

990
00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:12,841
<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLING)</font>

991
00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:15,088
Come on, let me
show you the rest.

992
00:54:15,160 --> 00:54:17,040
Do you remember who did
the original assessment?

993
00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:18,811
You having fun?

994
00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:21,360
A little, yeah.
I'm very excited.

995
00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:24,767
<font color="#808080">DR. KURTZ:</font> We're only half speed
during our summer programs.

996
00:54:24,840 --> 00:54:26,524
But you can still get
a sense of the place.

997
00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:28,529
<font color="#808080">DANNY:</font> Oh, yeah, I got
a sense of it already.

998
00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:29,607
<font color="#808080">DR. KURTZ:</font> How about that, huh?

999
00:54:29,680 --> 00:54:33,480
<font color="#808080">SAMANTHA:</font> So, is this just K through
5 or all the way K through 8?

1000
00:54:33,560 --> 00:54:35,483
<font color="#808080">DR. KURTZ:</font> No,
elementary and middle.

1001
00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:36,800
We'd carry her
through the 8th grade

1002
00:54:36,880 --> 00:54:38,245
and then we'd place her
in one of our accredited...

1003
00:54:38,320 --> 00:54:40,129
No, no, no.
We live in New Jersey.

1004
00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:41,400
We can't come all the way in...

1005
00:54:41,440 --> 00:54:43,204
No, she'll have a driver.

1006
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:44,486
Every day.

1007
00:54:44,600 --> 00:54:47,285
To and from school.
Every day, through college.

1008
00:54:49,640 --> 00:54:52,371
Put that in writing.
Guaranteed.

1009
00:54:53,200 --> 00:54:55,646
<font color="#808080">DR. KURTZ:</font> A more formal interview
is required, obviously.

1010
00:54:55,720 --> 00:54:58,371
But considering Mr.
Collins' generous donation

1011
00:54:58,480 --> 00:54:59,845
and what I see
in Hope's records,

1012
00:54:59,920 --> 00:55:01,968
I suspect the interview
will go well.

1013
00:55:02,880 --> 00:55:05,884
You have a lot to discuss,
but trust me, you want this.

1014
00:55:06,120 --> 00:55:07,760
This can change the course
of Hope's life.

1015
00:55:08,240 --> 00:55:10,242
I'll give you guys a minute.
Thank you, Doc.

1016
00:55:10,560 --> 00:55:11,721
You're a good grandpa.

1017
00:55:12,400 --> 00:55:13,401
Thank you, man.

1018
00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:16,330
Thank you so much for...
Thank you. Yeah.

1019
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:22,324
So, now that the educational
portion of the day is over,

1020
00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:25,006
uh, let's get to the fun stuff.

1021
00:55:25,480 --> 00:55:28,324
What fun stuff? Like... No, we're
just gonna go back home. Right?

1022
00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:30,004
<font color="#808080">DANNY:</font> No, you said
a day. Remember?

1023
00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:31,161
No, I didn't.

1024
00:55:31,240 --> 00:55:32,321
We agreed to it, Samantha.
Yes, he did!

1025
00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:33,401
Yes, he did.

1026
00:55:33,520 --> 00:55:35,170
I don't think "agreed"
is the word.

1027
00:55:35,240 --> 00:55:37,527
I didn't agree to a day. Samantha.
For God's sake.

1028
00:55:37,840 --> 00:55:38,841
Okay.

1029
00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:40,160
<font color="#808080">DANNY:</font> Samantha,
you were there.

1030
00:55:40,240 --> 00:55:42,004
Okay. We agreed.
We agreed to a day.

1031
00:55:42,080 --> 00:55:44,447
And when I check it,

1032
00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:47,445
day ain't over yet.

1033
00:55:48,680 --> 00:55:51,365
It's not over, Dad!
<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLING)</font>

1034
00:55:51,920 --> 00:55:53,080
Everything he says upsets me.

1035
00:55:53,120 --> 00:55:55,640
Every single thing he says upsets me.
Let him have this one day.

1036
00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:25,640
<font color="#D900D9">(ENGINE TURNING OFF)</font>

1037
00:56:28,040 --> 00:56:29,600
<font color="#808080">SAMANTHA:</font> <font color="#D900D9">(SOFTLY)</font>
Stay here, I got her.

1038
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:31,286
Kiss?

1039
00:56:37,640 --> 00:56:43,249
I wanna say something, but I'm
afraid I'm going to be too nice.

1040
00:56:44,720 --> 00:56:46,245
Good night, Samantha.

1041
00:56:47,120 --> 00:56:52,001
Thank you. Thank you.

1042
00:56:57,200 --> 00:57:00,044
Jimmy, you wanna
help her, please?

1043
00:57:00,120 --> 00:57:01,724
Watch your head, honey.

1044
00:57:02,800 --> 00:57:05,326
Thank you so much, Jimmy.
Thank you, guys.

1045
00:57:05,640 --> 00:57:09,611
<font color="#808080">DANNY:</font> Jimmy, give us a minute.
Thanks.

1046
00:57:27,840 --> 00:57:29,808
You are a ridiculous man.

1047
00:57:32,320 --> 00:57:34,766
You know,
I've spent my entire life

1048
00:57:36,080 --> 00:57:38,890
trying to become the man
that you aren't.

1049
00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:41,804
I am exhausted.

1050
00:57:43,160 --> 00:57:46,164
You have no idea how
exhausting that has been.

1051
00:57:49,240 --> 00:57:51,766
You know, when I met your mom,

1052
00:57:53,160 --> 00:57:55,003
I was so strung out

1053
00:57:55,800 --> 00:57:57,768
on God knows what.

1054
00:57:57,840 --> 00:57:58,921
And when I found out,

1055
00:57:59,520 --> 00:58:00,885
you know...

1056
00:58:02,080 --> 00:58:03,684
I, uh, tried to help.

1057
00:58:04,440 --> 00:58:05,680
Send money.

1058
00:58:06,800 --> 00:58:10,088
She wouldn't have
any of it. Refused it.

1059
00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:13,402
But, you know,
my life was so extreme.

1060
00:58:13,480 --> 00:58:17,087
It was so full of
drugs and women...

1061
00:58:17,480 --> 00:58:22,361
Traveling. All that
rock star shit.

1062
00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:25,523
I always thought,
whoever you were,

1063
00:58:25,600 --> 00:58:29,924
that you'd be better off
with a more normal life.

1064
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:33,049
More normal people.

1065
00:58:33,120 --> 00:58:35,361
I don't know

1066
00:58:35,440 --> 00:58:40,401
how I allowed it
to go on this long.

1067
00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:52,326
What you did today,
your slate's clean with me.

1068
00:58:54,040 --> 00:58:56,646
But that's as far
as this goes, okay?

1069
00:58:56,760 --> 00:58:57,761
<font color="#D900D9">(SNIFFLING)</font>

1070
00:58:58,400 --> 00:58:59,367
I want to be a part
of your life.

1071
00:58:59,440 --> 00:59:01,442
It's not a good time right now.

1072
00:59:01,520 --> 00:59:03,887
This is not
the right time, okay?

1073
00:59:05,200 --> 00:59:07,400
Why is this not the right time?
It's not the right time.

1074
00:59:15,600 --> 00:59:16,601
What's the matter?

1075
00:59:16,680 --> 00:59:18,011
I'm sick.

1076
00:59:21,880 --> 00:59:22,881
Shit.

1077
00:59:25,040 --> 00:59:28,283
You're sick?
What do you mean?

1078
00:59:28,360 --> 00:59:30,647
It's what Mom died...

1079
00:59:32,560 --> 00:59:34,847
It's in the blood.

1080
00:59:34,920 --> 00:59:36,365
It's pretty bad.

1081
00:59:40,520 --> 00:59:42,010
Fuck.

1082
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:45,684
Fuck, you're kidding me?

1083
00:59:46,880 --> 00:59:49,326
<font color="#D900D9">(EXHALING DEEPLY)</font>
I just met you.

1084
00:59:49,400 --> 00:59:51,164
You gotta be fucking kidding me!

1085
00:59:52,480 --> 00:59:53,766
Oh, man, I'm sorry.

1086
00:59:54,240 --> 00:59:56,004
Obviously, that wasn't
a great thing,

1087
00:59:56,080 --> 00:59:58,731
a great reaction.
I'm sorry.

1088
00:59:58,800 --> 00:59:59,926
No, that's okay.

1089
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:01,809
I'm sorry. It's okay, man.
Look“.

1090
01:00:01,880 --> 01:00:03,400
Look, I'm the one
that should be sorry.

1091
01:00:03,440 --> 01:00:05,283
I mean, after all, you're...

1092
01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:07,806
You're Danny Collins,
right? I mean, uh...

1093
01:00:07,880 --> 01:00:11,089
Who the fuck am I to get in
the way of your happy ending?

1094
01:00:11,160 --> 01:00:12,321
<font color="#D900D9">(SCOFFS)</font>
Tom, Tom, Tom...

1095
01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:15,483
Let me ask you something. How did
you think this was going to end,

1096
01:00:15,600 --> 01:00:17,489
that little movie you've
got going on in your head?

1097
01:00:17,560 --> 01:00:19,449
What, you thought you'd just
show up out of the blue,

1098
01:00:19,520 --> 01:00:20,851
out of nowhere, really,

1099
01:00:20,920 --> 01:00:23,002
and fix my little girl,

1100
01:00:23,080 --> 01:00:24,840
and then, what, you and
me hold hands and cry

1101
01:00:24,880 --> 01:00:26,609
as the music swells, is that it?

1102
01:00:26,720 --> 01:00:27,801
Don't you fucking touch me.
If I meant that...

1103
01:00:27,880 --> 01:00:28,927
Don't fucking touch me!

1104
01:00:30,080 --> 01:00:32,321
Look, you want a little bit
of the real world, huh?

1105
01:00:32,440 --> 01:00:33,885
You wanna do, like, normal?

1106
01:00:33,960 --> 01:00:36,691
How's this for normal,
superstar?

1107
01:00:36,760 --> 01:00:39,206
I got a $200,000 mortgage.

1108
01:00:39,320 --> 01:00:40,845
I got a pregnant wife.

1109
01:00:40,920 --> 01:00:43,161
And, oh, yeah, I got this
rare form of leukemia

1110
01:00:43,240 --> 01:00:44,651
that's probably
going to kill me.

1111
01:00:44,720 --> 01:00:46,848
Welcome home, Dad.
See what you missed?

1112
01:00:47,920 --> 01:00:49,445
I don't know what to say.

1113
01:00:49,520 --> 01:00:52,808
I don't need you to say anything, man.
I just need you to leave.

1114
01:00:52,880 --> 01:00:54,928
Let me go back inside
and talk to my wife

1115
01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:56,490
before she <i>asks</i> me what the
hell we're talking about.

1116
01:00:56,560 --> 01:00:57,891
Wait, hold it!

1117
01:00:59,520 --> 01:01:01,249
She doesn't know?

1118
01:01:02,040 --> 01:01:04,088
<font color="#D900D9">(EXHALING)</font>
Are you crazy?

1119
01:01:07,680 --> 01:01:09,603
That's no good, man.

1120
01:01:09,680 --> 01:01:12,286
Look, I got a great doctor
in New York.

1121
01:01:13,960 --> 01:01:19,000
He's talking about three weeks
of this target therapy shit.

1122
01:01:19,080 --> 01:01:21,003
I'm not going to lose my hair.

1123
01:01:21,080 --> 01:01:22,650
Within a month,
they know if it's taken.

1124
01:01:22,720 --> 01:01:24,882
If it's taken, then maybe
I stand a chance.

1125
01:01:24,960 --> 01:01:28,362
And if it doesn't,
then it happens quick.

1126
01:01:29,920 --> 01:01:33,641
Sam is six months
into a rough pregnancy.

1127
01:01:33,720 --> 01:01:36,326
So I'll tell her after the baby.

1128
01:01:37,360 --> 01:01:42,127
I'm going to Delaware on a job.
That's what she knows.

1129
01:01:42,200 --> 01:01:45,204
I mean, you're going to need help.
You have a friend?

1130
01:01:45,920 --> 01:01:47,524
She's my friend.

1131
01:01:49,400 --> 01:01:53,928
Then, uh... Whatever.
I'll be there.

1132
01:01:55,520 --> 01:01:57,522
I mean, what else is there?

1133
01:01:57,600 --> 01:01:59,284
Be where?

1134
01:01:59,400 --> 01:02:00,970
Wherever.

1135
01:02:01,040 --> 01:02:03,520
I mean, you need me, I'll be...

1136
01:02:03,640 --> 01:02:06,291
No, no, no, I don't need you.
You do...

1137
01:02:06,360 --> 01:02:07,725
That's not what this is about.

1138
01:02:07,800 --> 01:02:12,249
This is not open for discussion.

1139
01:02:12,320 --> 01:02:14,971
You're going to have to
deal with it.

1140
01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:19,602
Because I'm here
to fucking stay.

1141
01:02:39,120 --> 01:02:40,121
<font color="#D900D9">(BRANCH THUDDING)</font>

1142
01:02:50,320 --> 01:02:52,527
<font color="#808080">MARY:</font> Hi.
Hey.

1143
01:02:52,600 --> 01:02:54,762
So, how'd it go?

1144
01:02:54,840 --> 01:02:58,640
Well, yeah. You know,
it was just...

1145
01:02:59,720 --> 01:03:00,801
You know, yeah.

1146
01:03:01,360 --> 01:03:03,966
No, I get it. I get it.
Family can be messy.

1147
01:03:04,080 --> 01:03:05,320
Right?

1148
01:03:05,400 --> 01:03:08,847
Yeah, that is true.
That is definitely true.

1149
01:03:08,920 --> 01:03:10,888
In this case, yes.

1150
01:03:10,960 --> 01:03:12,160
Exactly, I mean, you're meeting

1151
01:03:12,200 --> 01:03:13,884
your grown son
for the first time.

1152
01:03:13,960 --> 01:03:16,770
You didn't expect it
to be easy, right?

1153
01:03:16,880 --> 01:03:19,565
I thought it'd be fucking
easier than this. <font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLING)</font>

1154
01:03:20,240 --> 01:03:22,641
Right. Yeah.

1155
01:03:24,600 --> 01:03:27,001
You know, every part
of me right now

1156
01:03:27,080 --> 01:03:30,687
would like to just go in there
and get soused with you.

1157
01:03:31,520 --> 01:03:32,521
But...

1158
01:03:33,720 --> 01:03:35,688
I'm going to go
upstairs instead.

1159
01:03:36,440 --> 01:03:37,680
That's good, right?

1160
01:03:37,760 --> 01:03:41,082
Yeah, no. There's a piano up
there with your name on it.

1161
01:03:41,480 --> 01:03:42,811
Only if my name is Steinway.

1162
01:03:43,160 --> 01:03:44,161
<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLING)</font>

1163
01:03:45,680 --> 01:03:47,205
So we got our patter back.

1164
01:03:51,200 --> 01:03:52,406
<font color="#808080">DANNY:</font> You're cool.

1165
01:03:54,520 --> 01:03:56,204
I am not cool.

1166
01:03:56,320 --> 01:03:57,924
Yes, you are.

1167
01:03:58,000 --> 01:03:59,331
I am not cool.

1168
01:04:01,760 --> 01:04:06,846
<i><font color="#D900D9">(SINGING)</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">It's spring in my mind</font></i>

1169
01:04:08,880 --> 01:04:13,283
<font color="#FFFF00"><i>But the autumn leaves they fall</i></font>

1170
01:04:16,360 --> 01:04:20,604
<font color="#FFFF00"><i>As I am walking by</i></font>

1171
01:04:21,800 --> 01:04:24,280
<font color="#FFFF00"><i>I collect them all</i></font>

1172
01:04:24,360 --> 01:04:26,647
<font color="#808080">DOCTOR:</font> Now I have had success
with this in the past.

1173
01:04:26,720 --> 01:04:28,165
But I'm not going to
lie to you, Mr. Donnelly.

1174
01:04:28,240 --> 01:04:31,084
The next several weeks
aren't going to be pretty.

1175
01:04:31,680 --> 01:04:35,321
Most people are a little alarmed
at how awful it can feel.

1176
01:04:35,840 --> 01:04:37,444
And that will get worse.

1177
01:04:42,640 --> 01:04:44,005
This okay?

1178
01:04:53,400 --> 01:04:55,926
<font color="#808080">BOTH:</font> Who is
Jackie Joyner-Kersee?

1179
01:04:56,360 --> 01:04:57,361
<font color="#D900D9">(SIGHING)</font>

1180
01:04:57,800 --> 01:05:00,326
<font color="#D900D9">(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)</font>

1181
01:05:04,960 --> 01:05:06,769
<i><font color="#808080">DANNY:</font> You don't like
chicken noodle soup?</i>

1182
01:05:06,920 --> 01:05:08,843
How the fuck do you not
like chicken noodle soup?

1183
01:05:08,920 --> 01:05:11,571
I don't like noodles, okay?

1184
01:05:11,640 --> 01:05:13,881
Makes me think of worms.

1185
01:05:20,800 --> 01:05:22,086
Surprise.

1186
01:05:22,360 --> 01:05:23,361
<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLING SOFTLY)</font>

1187
01:05:24,720 --> 01:05:27,166
<i><font color="#808080">TOM:</font> My uncle took me fishing one time.
He took the worm,</i>

1188
01:05:27,240 --> 01:05:28,401
put it in his mouth
and he ate it

1189
01:05:28,480 --> 01:05:29,766
just to fuck with me, okay?

1190
01:05:29,840 --> 01:05:31,524
And now, whenever
I see a noodle,

1191
01:05:31,600 --> 01:05:33,125
I think of
my fat slob of an uncle

1192
01:05:33,240 --> 01:05:35,527
eating a worm
and it freaks me out.

1193
01:05:39,240 --> 01:05:42,449
<font color="#808080">SAMANTHA:</font> Well, look at this.
<font color="#808080">DANNY:</font> This technique...

1194
01:05:42,560 --> 01:05:46,246
<font color="#808080">SAMANTHA:</font> You made the picture.
I made the picture. Yeah.

1195
01:05:47,040 --> 01:05:48,769
Don't get cocky.

1196
01:05:48,920 --> 01:05:51,002
What kind of uncle
screws up a little kid,

1197
01:05:51,080 --> 01:05:53,082
makes him phobic
about chicken noodle soup?

1198
01:05:53,160 --> 01:05:55,527
That I don't get.
<font color="#808080">TOM:</font> Get out!

1199
01:06:03,240 --> 01:06:05,368
A, B minor, C sharp.

1200
01:06:05,480 --> 01:06:06,891
I don't know what that means.

1201
01:06:06,960 --> 01:06:08,928
No, no. Listen,
let me teach you.

1202
01:06:09,040 --> 01:06:12,647
<font color="#D900D9">(SIGHING)</font> Let me teach you,
petulant little fucker.

1203
01:06:12,720 --> 01:06:14,165
<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLING)</font>

1204
01:06:15,960 --> 01:06:18,167
Okay, so three weeks from today

1205
01:06:18,240 --> 01:06:19,924
we'll go over
the test results together,

1206
01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:22,810
and that'll dictate what
our next steps should be.

1207
01:06:22,880 --> 01:06:26,487
But for now, let's just hope for the best.
Stay positive, all right?

1208
01:06:26,560 --> 01:06:27,641
Yeah, thank you.

1209
01:06:27,720 --> 01:06:29,290
Thanks, Doc.
Thank you.

1210
01:06:33,800 --> 01:06:37,202
<i><font color="#808080">DANNY:</font> <font color="#D900D9">(SINGING)</font> <font color="#FFFF00">And I'm
walking blind upon this road</font></i>

1211
01:06:37,280 --> 01:06:40,409
<font color="#FFFF00"><i>In search of higher ground</i></font>

1212
01:06:41,080 --> 01:06:47,611
<font color="#FFFF00"><i>I'm walking blind upon this
road in search of higher ground</i></font>

1213
01:06:48,840 --> 01:06:55,371
<font color="#FFFF00"><i>Walking blind upon this road
in search of higher ground</i></font>

1214
01:06:56,280 --> 01:06:59,966
<font color="#FFFF00"><i>Don't look back</i></font>

1215
01:07:03,440 --> 01:07:05,807
<font color="#FFFF00"><i>Don't look back</i></font>

1216
01:07:10,880 --> 01:07:15,124
<font color="#FFFF00"><i>Don't look back</i></font>

1217
01:07:17,200 --> 01:07:19,806
<font color="#FFFF00"><i>And don't look down</i></font>

1218
01:07:33,120 --> 01:07:34,326
<font color="#D900D9">(KNOCKING ON DOOR)</font>

1219
01:07:35,960 --> 01:07:40,648
Come in!
It's unbolty thinged.

1220
01:07:41,360 --> 01:07:43,249
Hi.
Hi.

1221
01:07:44,080 --> 01:07:45,570
Yeah, so, I got your note.

1222
01:07:45,640 --> 01:07:48,484
Yeah, so, what do you think?

1223
01:07:50,000 --> 01:07:53,163
Well, okay, okay.

1224
01:07:53,240 --> 01:07:56,164
"Pictures from my life <i>as
</i> I'm walking down the hall.

1225
01:07:57,000 --> 01:07:59,401
"As I'm walking by,
I collect them all."

1226
01:08:00,520 --> 01:08:02,090
What do you think?
Well...

1227
01:08:02,840 --> 01:08:04,330
You're aware that
I have no basis

1228
01:08:04,400 --> 01:08:06,243
in musical knowledge or theory.

1229
01:08:06,320 --> 01:08:07,970
Okay. Yeah.
Okay.

1230
01:08:08,040 --> 01:08:10,008
So, you still want my opinion?
Of course.

1231
01:08:10,320 --> 01:08:13,085
Well, I think I kind
of liked it better

1232
01:08:13,160 --> 01:08:15,162
the way it was, with the leaves.

1233
01:08:15,680 --> 01:08:16,966
Really?

1234
01:08:17,040 --> 01:08:19,361
Yeah, the leaves
and... Yeah.

1235
01:08:20,240 --> 01:08:21,241
Me, too.

1236
01:08:23,720 --> 01:08:24,721
<font color="#D900D9">(LAUGHING)</font>

1237
01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:27,207
I just wanted to get you back
in my room again.

1238
01:08:27,880 --> 01:08:30,850
<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLING)</font> So now I can ask
you out to dinner, right?

1239
01:08:31,000 --> 01:08:32,206
Play this in a concert, okay?

1240
01:08:32,240 --> 01:08:33,571
Then you can take me to dinner.
<font color="#D900D9">(KNOCKING ON DOOR)</font>

1241
01:08:34,080 --> 01:08:35,411
You're a dinner tease.

1242
01:08:35,520 --> 01:08:36,806
I am not a dinner tease.

1243
01:08:36,880 --> 01:08:40,521
You're a huge dinner tease.
I found you out.

1244
01:08:40,640 --> 01:08:42,404
Oh, you're terrible.
<font color="#D900D9">(MARY CHUCKLING)</font>

1245
01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:48,971
This is my second time
in New Jersey in two months.

1246
01:08:49,040 --> 01:08:51,361
I am not happy about that.

1247
01:08:51,520 --> 01:08:55,809
Frank. Gee,
lowed you a call.

1248
01:08:55,880 --> 01:08:58,167
Oh, Frank.
I'm so sorry.

1249
01:08:58,240 --> 01:09:00,049
But you know what it's
like when I'm workin'.

1250
01:09:00,280 --> 01:09:01,281
<font color="#D900D9">(DOOR CLOSING)</font>

1251
01:09:01,720 --> 01:09:03,680
I've been so busy...
<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLING)</font> Yeah, apparently.

1252
01:09:04,600 --> 01:09:06,045
May I...

1253
01:09:06,240 --> 01:09:10,802
Oh, yeah, sure.
This is Frank Grubman.

1254
01:09:10,880 --> 01:09:13,360
My manager and my best friend.

1255
01:09:13,440 --> 01:09:14,646
Hello. Hello.
Hello.

1256
01:09:14,720 --> 01:09:17,121
This is Mary.
She's my new girlfriend.

1257
01:09:17,240 --> 01:09:18,241
<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLING)</font>
Oh, really?

1258
01:09:18,400 --> 01:09:20,289
Well, I'm working on it.
You know, I mean...

1259
01:09:20,680 --> 01:09:23,968
She's a big dinner tease.
I'm not. lam not.

1260
01:09:24,080 --> 01:09:27,607
Yes, yes, yes. She keeps
moving the goal post. No?

1261
01:09:28,240 --> 01:09:30,004
<font color="#D900D9">(CLEARING THROAT)</font>
Mary, would you mind

1262
01:09:30,080 --> 01:09:32,287
if I had a word
with Danny in private?

1263
01:09:32,360 --> 01:09:33,771
Oh, no, of course.
Of course.

1264
01:09:33,880 --> 01:09:36,486
<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLING)</font> Excuse me.
Excuse me.

1265
01:09:36,600 --> 01:09:38,602
<font color="#808080">DANNY:</font> Yeah, I think
you've said enough.

1266
01:09:39,400 --> 01:09:41,368
Okay, dinner tonight.

1267
01:09:41,440 --> 01:09:43,249
Yeah, you're ridiculous.

1268
01:09:45,080 --> 01:09:46,080
She's lovely.

1269
01:09:46,160 --> 01:09:47,241
And age appropriate.

1270
01:09:47,640 --> 01:09:48,687
No, not really.

1271
01:09:48,800 --> 01:09:49,801
Baby steps.

1272
01:09:49,920 --> 01:09:53,481
Yeah. All right, sit, sit, sit.
We need to talk.

1273
01:09:53,560 --> 01:09:55,642
I know. There's a lot
I want to tell you, pal.

1274
01:09:55,760 --> 01:09:58,445
Unfortunately, I have my
manager hat on right now.

1275
01:10:01,440 --> 01:10:04,922
Okay. What's up?

1276
01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:08,049
I've been going over
things with Bill

1277
01:10:08,120 --> 01:10:11,124
and you're not exactly
where you think you are.

1278
01:10:12,680 --> 01:10:15,490
Okay. Where am I?

1279
01:10:15,560 --> 01:10:19,042
A little ahead when we sell properties.
But only a little.

1280
01:10:19,120 --> 01:10:20,167
I mean, we shouldn't have sold

1281
01:10:20,240 --> 01:10:22,720
your publishing rights so early.

1282
01:10:22,800 --> 01:10:26,088
All those properties, the
housing market has collapsed.

1283
01:10:26,200 --> 01:10:29,010
The private plane,
your lifestyle.

1284
01:10:29,120 --> 01:10:32,329
The Madoff thing, that absolutely
killed you, <i>as</i> you know.

1285
01:10:32,440 --> 01:10:36,331
But, uh, you're not
bankrupt or anything.

1286
01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:41,289
It's just that you need to
understand how serious it is.

1287
01:10:41,840 --> 01:10:45,162
Okay. So what do I do?

1288
01:10:45,280 --> 01:10:46,805
One of two things.

1289
01:10:47,000 --> 01:10:49,685
You start living
like a normal human.

1290
01:10:49,800 --> 01:10:51,928
You buy a Prius,
you fly Continental,

1291
01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:53,161
you know, that kind of shit.

1292
01:10:53,240 --> 01:10:55,083
Or you go back on tour.

1293
01:10:56,120 --> 01:10:59,647
And this last tour was my
retirement plan for you.

1294
01:10:59,760 --> 01:11:01,250
I mean, we had a big piece.
I know.

1295
01:11:01,360 --> 01:11:02,691
Concessions!
I know.

1296
01:11:02,800 --> 01:11:04,529
Merchandise!
I know.

1297
01:11:05,480 --> 01:11:07,209
I'm writing, Frank.

1298
01:11:07,560 --> 01:11:09,722
Oh, Danny. I'm telling
you, it's good.

1299
01:11:10,280 --> 01:11:12,362
Mary thinks it's really good.

1300
01:11:12,680 --> 01:11:14,523
Oh, the Woodcliff Lake Hotel
manager?

1301
01:11:14,600 --> 01:11:17,763
Oh, oh, okay. Well, now
I feel much better.

1302
01:11:17,840 --> 01:11:19,683
Just get me a gig.

1303
01:11:19,800 --> 01:11:21,404
A gig, yeah.
A gig?

1304
01:11:21,480 --> 01:11:23,801
Something small,
not a big arena.

1305
01:11:23,880 --> 01:11:26,645
Just, you know, something
like Springsteen would go do.

1306
01:11:27,120 --> 01:11:29,487
<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLING)</font> "Like
Springsteen would do."

1307
01:11:29,600 --> 01:11:31,443
Yeah, he just pops
into these places...

1308
01:11:31,520 --> 01:11:34,569
Danny, Danny, Danny...

1309
01:11:34,640 --> 01:11:36,130
Do you even hear yourself?

1310
01:11:37,280 --> 01:11:38,361
This stuff is good.

1311
01:11:38,800 --> 01:11:40,325
Just give it a chance.

1312
01:11:40,720 --> 01:11:43,564
And then, we'll tour.

1313
01:11:45,160 --> 01:11:47,845
And the bonus is that, uh,

1314
01:11:49,800 --> 01:11:51,723
I won't think about killing
myself every night.

1315
01:11:55,400 --> 01:11:56,561
Okay?

1316
01:11:58,240 --> 01:11:59,685
Okay.

1317
01:12:01,160 --> 01:12:03,242
Okay, I'm going to
make an announcement.

1318
01:12:03,320 --> 01:12:04,321
All right.
All right.

1319
01:12:04,400 --> 01:12:06,289
Are you ready?
Yup.

1320
01:12:06,440 --> 01:12:08,010
Uh...

1321
01:12:08,080 --> 01:12:10,208
I'll be playing a gig in a bar.

1322
01:12:10,280 --> 01:12:11,281
On, a gig?

1323
01:12:11,400 --> 01:12:13,846
On Friday night.
<font color="#808080">TOM:</font> A gig?

1324
01:12:13,920 --> 01:12:15,285
What's a gig?

1325
01:12:15,400 --> 01:12:18,244
A gig. A gig is where
I sing in front of people.

1326
01:12:18,600 --> 01:12:19,840
I wanna hear you sing.

1327
01:12:19,920 --> 01:12:21,160
And I want you to hear me sing.

1328
01:12:21,240 --> 01:12:22,401
I want you to hear me sing

1329
01:12:22,480 --> 01:12:24,448
more than anything in the world.

1330
01:12:24,960 --> 01:12:27,850
But we have to check it
out with Mom and Pop

1331
01:12:27,920 --> 01:12:29,251
and see if it's okay.

1332
01:12:29,320 --> 01:12:30,367
It's at a bar, huh?

1333
01:12:30,440 --> 01:12:31,965
I'm going to go to a gig
at a bar.

1334
01:12:32,640 --> 01:12:34,720
<font color="#808080">DANNY:</font> Oh, it's an upscale bar.
You know, it's got...

1335
01:12:34,760 --> 01:12:36,171
What's an upscale bar?

1336
01:12:36,280 --> 01:12:39,011
Fully appropriate cocktail menu.
Cover charge...

1337
01:12:39,120 --> 01:12:40,849
Cover charge! Really?
<font color="#808080">DANNY:</font> Yes, that's right.

1338
01:12:40,960 --> 01:12:43,042
You're doing things
with cover charges now?

1339
01:12:43,360 --> 01:12:46,284
This place big enough for you
to be able to do your moves?

1340
01:12:46,600 --> 01:12:47,601
<font color="#D900D9">(GASPS)</font>

1341
01:12:48,200 --> 01:12:49,690
Man, nothing holds
my moves back.

1342
01:12:49,800 --> 01:12:50,800
That's what we wanna see.

1343
01:12:50,840 --> 01:12:52,205
That's what we're looking for.

1344
01:12:52,280 --> 01:12:53,770
Yeah.

1345
01:12:53,840 --> 01:12:56,525
Another Danny Collins? I think
it's called "the Danny Collins."

1346
01:12:56,640 --> 01:13:00,486
<i><font color="#D900D9">(SINGING)</font> <font color="#FFFF00">Hey, baby doll
What's goin' on?</font></i>

1347
01:13:00,960 --> 01:13:02,291
I don't want that to start.

1348
01:13:02,720 --> 01:13:05,291
So what do you think?
Show starts 7:30.

1349
01:13:05,400 --> 01:13:07,971
Done by 9:00.
9:00?

1350
01:13:08,040 --> 01:13:09,201
Yeah, it's late.
<font color="#808080">TOM:</font> That's late.

1351
01:13:09,320 --> 01:13:10,560
But not too late.
<font color="#808080">TOM:</font> I don't know.

1352
01:13:10,640 --> 01:13:13,160
You sure your crowd's going to be
able to stay awake until 9:00?

1353
01:13:13,240 --> 01:13:14,810
<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLING)</font> They going
to be conscious?

1354
01:13:14,880 --> 01:13:16,484
<font color="#808080">TOM:</font> We're going to
have to call the club

1355
01:13:16,560 --> 01:13:17,686
and let them know
that there might be

1356
01:13:17,760 --> 01:13:19,330
a whole room full of
snoring old ladies.

1357
01:13:19,400 --> 01:13:21,402
That's good, I'm gonna give them
a call and give them a heads up,

1358
01:13:21,480 --> 01:13:22,481
make sure they know.

1359
01:13:22,560 --> 01:13:24,164
Oh, you're so kind.
<font color="#D900D9">(SAMANTHA CHUCKLING)</font>

1360
01:13:24,840 --> 01:13:27,366
So what are we going to do? We
going to get your permission?

1361
01:13:27,480 --> 01:13:30,290
Are we going to get Mommy and
Daddy to say, "Yes, it's okay"?

1362
01:13:30,360 --> 01:13:32,089
Because it's a big thing for me.
<font color="#D900D9">(CLAPS)</font>

1363
01:13:32,760 --> 01:13:35,206
And it would help
if I had these cheeks there.

1364
01:13:35,520 --> 01:13:37,170
These cheeks will be there.

1365
01:13:37,200 --> 01:13:42,331
There you go. From the cheeksy-mouth.
<font color="#D900D9">(COUGHING)</font>

1366
01:13:43,520 --> 01:13:46,842
Babe? Do you hear this?
It's been going on...

1367
01:13:46,920 --> 01:13:48,922
When are you going to get
yourself to the doctor already?

1368
01:13:49,000 --> 01:13:50,570
It's just a little bug.
<font color="#808080">SAMANTHA:</font> It's not a little bug.

1369
01:13:50,680 --> 01:13:53,160
It's been happening for weeks,
at least since you got back.

1370
01:13:53,280 --> 01:13:56,602
Hope, is your Daddy the most
stubborn man on the planet?

1371
01:13:56,680 --> 01:13:59,160
Don't be so stubborn, Daddy!
<font color="#D900D9">(WATER SPLASHING)</font>

1372
01:13:59,240 --> 01:14:01,600
I'm fine, baby.
<font color="#808080">SAMANTHA:</font> Yeah, don't be so stubborn, Daddy!

1373
01:14:01,840 --> 01:14:03,285
He'd rather walk around
like the living dead

1374
01:14:03,360 --> 01:14:04,640
instead of just get antibiotics.

1375
01:14:04,880 --> 01:14:06,370
<font color="#808080">HOPE:</font> Listen to Mama!

1376
01:14:06,440 --> 01:14:09,080
Gotta listen to Mama. That's a good idea.
<font color="#808080">SAMANTHA:</font> Listen to Mama.

1377
01:14:09,200 --> 01:14:10,531
Stubborn man.

1378
01:14:11,880 --> 01:14:13,530
Stubborn man.

1379
01:14:20,360 --> 01:14:23,967
<i><font color="#D900D9">(SINGING)</font> <font color="#FFFF00">Hey, baby doll
What's goin' on?</font></i>

1380
01:14:28,600 --> 01:14:31,080
Yes, all the way. Yes!

1381
01:15:03,400 --> 01:15:04,606
<font color="#D900D9">(HUMMING)</font>

1382
01:15:05,920 --> 01:15:09,129
Jesus. You look
like Lee Trevino.

1383
01:15:09,200 --> 01:15:10,201
<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLING)</font>

1384
01:15:11,680 --> 01:15:13,887
Samantha took me shopping.
<font color="#808080">FRANK:</font> Oh.

1385
01:15:13,960 --> 01:15:16,645
You ever hear of this place,
the Banana Republic?

1386
01:15:16,720 --> 01:15:18,643
Yeah, I think so.
It's an amazing place.

1387
01:15:19,760 --> 01:15:22,923
Yeah, okay. The house is packed.

1388
01:15:23,000 --> 01:15:24,240
Oh, that's good.
<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLING)</font>

1389
01:15:24,320 --> 01:15:25,731
Band's out there, ready.

1390
01:15:25,800 --> 01:15:29,850
Phil can step in on piano if you
need him for the new stuff.

1391
01:15:29,960 --> 01:15:31,724
Family's up front.
<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLING)</font>

1392
01:15:32,960 --> 01:15:37,170
And I saved a spot for Mary.
She's with them.

1393
01:15:37,280 --> 01:15:38,645
Speak of the devil.

1394
01:15:39,360 --> 01:15:40,930
Break a leg, kid.

1395
01:15:41,000 --> 01:15:42,240
Just tell me whose.

1396
01:15:42,640 --> 01:15:43,641
<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLING)</font>

1397
01:15:44,400 --> 01:15:46,084
Go on in. He'll be
thrilled to see you.

1398
01:15:46,160 --> 01:15:47,685
Well, thank you.
Thank you.

1399
01:15:47,760 --> 01:15:50,127
Okay, bye, see you
later out there.

1400
01:15:50,200 --> 01:15:53,886
Oh, my God, thank you
for the VIP ticket.

1401
01:15:53,960 --> 01:15:55,962
I am right in the front row.

1402
01:15:56,040 --> 01:16:00,602
I thought I'd come back and see how
you're doing, you know. You nervous?

1403
01:16:00,680 --> 01:16:03,684
Mary, you know, I've done
this a zillion times.

1404
01:16:03,760 --> 01:16:07,162
I'm never nervous.
Hand to God, not once.

1405
01:16:07,280 --> 01:16:08,441
<i>Not once'?</i>

1406
01:16:10,200 --> 01:16:12,009
But I'm nervous now.
<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLING)</font>

1407
01:16:12,160 --> 01:16:14,527
No, that's nice.
So this...

1408
01:16:16,000 --> 01:16:20,164
I mean, I guess this means that
finally you'll let me buy you dinner?

1409
01:16:20,840 --> 01:16:22,330
Let's see how you do first.

1410
01:16:23,960 --> 01:16:27,009
Give me a little more pressure.
Just what I need.

1411
01:16:27,080 --> 01:16:29,401
You know, this is kind
of weird to say, I know,

1412
01:16:29,520 --> 01:16:30,851
because I really haven't
know you very long.

1413
01:16:30,920 --> 01:16:34,049
But I am very proud
of you, Danny.

1414
01:16:34,480 --> 01:16:35,641
Wow...

1415
01:16:35,760 --> 01:16:38,161
That is fucking weird, Mary.
<font color="#D900D9">(BOTH CHUCKLING)</font>

1416
01:16:38,280 --> 01:16:41,762
You're sweet and weird. Just how I like 'em.
There you go.

1417
01:16:41,840 --> 01:16:44,446
Okay. Well, there you go.
Have a great time.

1418
01:16:44,520 --> 01:16:45,965
You're going to be fantastic.

1419
01:16:46,120 --> 01:16:48,851
Oh, thank you. I love you, Mary.
<font color="#D900D9">(MARY CHUCKLING)</font>

1420
01:16:49,160 --> 01:16:51,845
Uh, that's a show-business
expression, you know.

1421
01:16:51,960 --> 01:16:55,203
Kind of means I sort of like ya.

1422
01:16:56,440 --> 01:16:58,363
You still there?

1423
01:17:04,400 --> 01:17:06,129
You look really nice.

1424
01:17:06,840 --> 01:17:08,763
<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLING)</font> You look
really nice, too.

1425
01:17:10,040 --> 01:17:11,565
Oh, for Christ's sake.

1426
01:17:12,440 --> 01:17:13,726
Oh, right.

1427
01:17:34,640 --> 01:17:36,244
<font color="#D900D9">(AUDIENCE CHEERING)</font>

1428
01:17:42,920 --> 01:17:45,002
Hi, Grandpa!

1429
01:17:49,160 --> 01:17:50,650
Grandpa!

1430
01:17:56,240 --> 01:17:59,881
<i>Thank you. Thank you again.
<font color="#D900D9">(SCATTERED LAUGHTER)</font></i>

1431
01:18:01,160 --> 01:18:02,321
<i>Thank you three times.</i>

1432
01:18:03,600 --> 01:18:05,887
<i>My granddaughter,
ladies and gentlemen.</i>

1433
01:18:06,000 --> 01:18:07,331
<font color="#D900D9">(AUDIENCE CHEERING)</font>

1434
01:18:11,200 --> 01:18:12,929
<i>Okay.</i>

1435
01:18:13,040 --> 01:18:15,520
<font color="#808080">WOMAN #1:</font> <i>Baby Doll!</i>
<font color="#808080">WOMAN #2:</font> <i>Baby Doll!</i>

1436
01:18:16,800 --> 01:18:18,450
<font color="#D900D9">(PIANO PLAYING)</font>

1437
01:18:29,200 --> 01:18:30,884
<font color="#808080">MAN #1:</font> Come on, Danny,
play <i>Baby Doll!</i>

1438
01:18:30,960 --> 01:18:33,566
<font color="#808080">WOMAN #2:</font> Yeah, <i>Baby Doll</i>!
<font color="#808080">WOMAN #3:</font> Whoo!

1439
01:18:33,640 --> 01:18:35,802
<font color="#808080">WOMAN #4:</font> Play <i>Baby Doll,</i> Danny!

1440
01:18:35,880 --> 01:18:36,881
Whoo!

1441
01:18:37,680 --> 01:18:40,411
<font color="#808080">WOMAN #5:</font> Play <i>Baby Doll</i>!
<font color="#808080">WOMAN #6:</font> <i>Baby Doll</i>!

1442
01:18:40,480 --> 01:18:41,606
<i><font color="#808080">MAN #2:</font> Baby Doll, Danny!</i>

1443
01:18:41,680 --> 01:18:43,728
<font color="#808080">MAN #3:</font> <i>Baby Doll!</i>

1444
01:18:43,800 --> 01:18:46,087
<font color="#808080">WOMAN #7:</font> Play <i>Baby Doll</i>, Danny!
<i>Baby Doll!</i>

1445
01:18:46,240 --> 01:18:49,323
Play <i>Baby Doll</i>, Danny!
Play <i>Baby Doll</i>!

1446
01:19:04,400 --> 01:19:05,526
Phil.

1447
01:19:06,800 --> 01:19:08,529
Can you just...

1448
01:19:11,200 --> 01:19:13,282
<i>Hello, everybody.</i>
<font color="#808080">MAN:</font> <i>Hi,</i> Danny.

1449
01:19:13,360 --> 01:19:16,330
<i>Just working out
a little something.</i>

1450
01:19:16,680 --> 01:19:17,681
<i>Uh...</i>

1451
01:19:17,920 --> 01:19:20,810
<i>But I know what you're here for.</i>

1452
01:19:21,280 --> 01:19:22,441
<font color="#D900D9">(AUDIENCE CHEERING)</font>

1453
01:19:23,360 --> 01:19:24,691
<i>I think you know this one.</i>

1454
01:19:28,640 --> 01:19:30,881
<font color="#FFFF00"><i>Hey, baby doll</i></font>

1455
01:19:30,960 --> 01:19:32,485
<font color="#FFFF00"><i>What's going on?</i></font>

1456
01:19:41,160 --> 01:19:42,685
<font color="#D900D9">(INAUDIBLE)</font>

1457
01:19:45,160 --> 01:19:46,571
<font color="#D900D9">(INAUDIBLE)</font>

1458
01:20:14,280 --> 01:20:16,169
<font color="#D900D9">(AUDIENCE CHEERING)</font>

1459
01:20:31,720 --> 01:20:33,245
<font color="#808080">SOPHIE:</font> <font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLING)</font> Danny!

1460
01:20:34,200 --> 01:20:35,201
<font color="#808080">DANNY:</font> Sophie!

1461
01:20:36,400 --> 01:20:38,971
Danny Collins.
What are you doing here?

1462
01:20:39,120 --> 01:20:40,360
Well, we heard about the
gig and we're like,

1463
01:20:40,480 --> 01:20:42,050
"Let's go support our sugar daddy."

1464
01:20:42,120 --> 01:20:43,281
<font color="#808080">DANNY:</font> Oh, yeah...

1465
01:20:43,400 --> 01:20:45,084
And I used your credit
card for the flight.

1466
01:20:45,160 --> 01:20:46,685
I hope that's okay.

1467
01:20:46,760 --> 01:20:48,524
What's up? What do
you got on you?

1468
01:20:48,600 --> 01:20:49,601
What do you mean?

1469
01:20:49,680 --> 01:20:51,250
Come on. Come on.
What do I mean?

1470
01:20:51,320 --> 01:20:52,446
Come on, babe,
he wants to party.

1471
01:20:52,520 --> 01:20:53,521
I wanna taste.

1472
01:20:53,600 --> 01:20:57,161
I got it all, baby. I got it all.
<font color="#808080">DANNY:</font> Okay.

1473
01:21:00,360 --> 01:21:01,361
Mmm.

1474
01:21:01,600 --> 01:21:03,204
<font color="#808080">BUSYWORK:</font> Yeah.
<font color="#808080">SOPHIE:</font> Uh-huh.

1475
01:21:07,880 --> 01:21:09,803
<font color="#808080">SOPHIE:</font> Here you go, Danny.

1476
01:21:09,880 --> 01:21:11,848
Oh, man.
<font color="#808080">SOPHIE:</font> Yeah.

1477
01:21:11,920 --> 01:21:13,490
<font color="#808080">SOPHIE:</font> It's good.
<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLING)</font>

1478
01:21:19,080 --> 01:21:20,081
<font color="#D900D9">(DANNY SNORTING)</font>

1479
01:21:20,240 --> 01:21:22,527
I fired the pool guy
and the gardener.

1480
01:21:22,600 --> 01:21:25,171
I really didn't like the way
he looked at me.

1481
01:21:25,280 --> 01:21:26,566
<font color="#D900D9">(SNORTING)</font> You know, I
decided to start...

1482
01:21:26,640 --> 01:21:28,005
Grandpa!
<font color="#D900D9">(FRAME SHATTERS)</font>

1483
01:21:28,400 --> 01:21:29,811
Grandpa?
Honey.

1484
01:21:31,120 --> 01:21:33,726
<i><font color="#D900D9">(SINGING)</font> <font color="#FFFF00">Hey, baby doll</font></i>

1485
01:21:33,800 --> 01:21:36,121
<font color="#FFFF00"><i>What's goin ' on?</i></font>

1486
01:21:36,200 --> 01:21:37,486
Come here.
Come on.

1487
01:21:37,560 --> 01:21:39,280
Dad! What you doing?
Go to Mommy. It's okay.

1488
01:21:39,360 --> 01:21:41,010
What are you doing?
What are you doing?

1489
01:21:41,080 --> 01:21:43,208
Wasn't doing anything.
I didn't know, uh...

1490
01:21:43,280 --> 01:21:45,521
I didn't know...
Hi, Samantha. Hi.

1491
01:21:46,200 --> 01:21:48,931
This is my friend Sophie there.

1492
01:21:49,000 --> 01:21:51,526
And her friend, Busywork.

1493
01:21:52,040 --> 01:21:53,371
So what's goin' on?

1494
01:21:54,400 --> 01:21:56,402
What's the look?

1495
01:21:56,920 --> 01:21:57,921
Oh.

1496
01:21:58,240 --> 01:21:59,969
You just keep judging me, Tom.

1497
01:22:00,840 --> 01:22:01,841
You just judge me.
Go ahead.

1498
01:22:01,920 --> 01:22:03,251
You judge me all you want.

1499
01:22:03,320 --> 01:22:04,845
It's fine, that's what
you're good at.

1500
01:22:05,680 --> 01:22:07,967
And when you're done,

1501
01:22:08,040 --> 01:22:10,168
you know, being
so fucking perfect

1502
01:22:10,880 --> 01:22:12,962
and honorable,

1503
01:22:13,040 --> 01:22:14,121
you should talk
to your wife about

1504
01:22:14,240 --> 01:22:15,844
what you did in Delaware.

1505
01:22:19,600 --> 01:22:23,650
What's that? What's he mean?
Tom?

1506
01:22:25,640 --> 01:22:27,529
I'll tell you when we get home.

1507
01:22:34,640 --> 01:22:36,404
Stay the fuck away
from my family.

1508
01:22:36,480 --> 01:22:38,847
<font color="#808080">SAMANTHA:</font> Tom. Let's go.

1509
01:22:45,080 --> 01:22:46,605
Bye, Hope.

1510
01:22:53,520 --> 01:22:54,521
<font color="#D900D9">(SIGHING)</font>

1511
01:22:55,960 --> 01:22:57,769
Oh, man.

1512
01:23:30,400 --> 01:23:33,370
Come on, let's get
the fuck out of here.

1513
01:24:10,160 --> 01:24:11,810
Who are you?

1514
01:24:13,720 --> 01:24:16,291
Oh, I'm sorry,
I work for the hotel.

1515
01:24:16,360 --> 01:24:17,520
<font color="#808080">SOPHIE:</font> Oh, good.
That's good.

1516
01:24:18,320 --> 01:24:20,322
We need more towels.
Can you do that?

1517
01:24:20,400 --> 01:24:21,925
<font color="#808080">DANNY:</font> <font color="#D900D9">(SLURRING)</font> Mary!

1518
01:24:22,000 --> 01:24:23,331
And some beer.
Oh, Mary.

1519
01:24:23,400 --> 01:24:26,244
I'll get you some towels
and some beer.

1520
01:24:26,320 --> 01:24:27,731
<font color="#D900D9">(OBJECT CLATTERING)</font>

1521
01:24:32,480 --> 01:24:35,529
Mary, wait, wait, wait.

1522
01:24:35,640 --> 01:24:37,244
Mary, please.

1523
01:24:40,200 --> 01:24:42,567
It's not... What
happened last night?

1524
01:24:43,520 --> 01:24:45,124
Well, you know...

1525
01:24:45,200 --> 01:24:48,204
I just... It wasn't right,
you know?

1526
01:24:48,280 --> 01:24:49,281
It wasn't the right time.

1527
01:24:49,360 --> 01:24:51,522
What are you talking about?

1528
01:24:51,600 --> 01:24:54,524
You've worked so hard and
your whole family was there.

1529
01:24:54,600 --> 01:24:55,601
I know.
Come on!

1530
01:24:55,680 --> 01:24:57,045
I just couldn't...

1531
01:24:58,160 --> 01:24:59,286
I lost my nerve.

1532
01:24:59,360 --> 01:25:01,522
Oh, well, you lost
your dinner, too.

1533
01:25:02,200 --> 01:25:03,440
Okay...

1534
01:25:03,520 --> 01:25:05,682
You should have played
the song, Danny.

1535
01:25:05,760 --> 01:25:08,240
You should have at least
played the one fucking song.

1536
01:25:19,120 --> 01:25:20,690
Take care, Jamie.

1537
01:25:21,800 --> 01:25:23,848
You, too, Mr. Collins.

1538
01:25:23,920 --> 01:25:27,367
You be good to Nicky. He's a good boy.
You got a wonderful face.

1539
01:25:28,720 --> 01:25:31,929
Yours isn't so bad either, Mr.
Collins. Oh.

1540
01:25:32,040 --> 01:25:34,725
Look at that.
Now we're getting patter.

1541
01:25:39,560 --> 01:25:40,766
Okay.

1542
01:25:44,040 --> 01:25:46,930
You know, for the record, uh,

1543
01:25:48,080 --> 01:25:52,290
Mary Ann from <i>Gilligan's Island,</i>

1544
01:25:53,080 --> 01:25:55,731
her real name was Dawn Wells.

1545
01:25:55,800 --> 01:25:59,407
And she was Miss Nevada
before she got famous

1546
01:25:59,480 --> 01:26:02,484
and she couldn't hold
a fucking candle to you.

1547
01:26:04,040 --> 01:26:05,041
<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLING)</font>

1548
01:26:12,120 --> 01:26:13,121
Bye.

1549
01:26:19,880 --> 01:26:22,645
Nicky. on, Nicky.

1550
01:26:23,080 --> 01:26:24,605
What a pleasure it's been.

1551
01:26:24,680 --> 01:26:26,808
Pleasure's definitely
been all mine, Danny.

1552
01:26:26,880 --> 01:26:30,441
I'm gonna miss you.
Gonna miss you.

1553
01:26:31,560 --> 01:26:33,210
Look at this.

1554
01:26:33,400 --> 01:26:34,686
Ran out of hundreds.

1555
01:26:34,760 --> 01:26:37,001
Don't even worry
about it. Come on.

1556
01:26:37,080 --> 01:26:39,287
I'll tell you what.
<font color="#D900D9">(KEYS CLINKING)</font>

1557
01:26:40,440 --> 01:26:43,125
I'm in a giving vein today.

1558
01:26:45,840 --> 01:26:46,966
<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLING)</font>

1559
01:26:49,160 --> 01:26:50,969
Come on, get outta here.
What are you talking about?

1560
01:26:51,040 --> 01:26:55,250
The second you stop appreciating
this piece of machinery,

1561
01:26:55,320 --> 01:26:57,163
then you give it
to somebody else.

1562
01:26:57,240 --> 01:26:58,526
Deal?

1563
01:26:59,440 --> 01:27:00,441
Deal.

1564
01:27:00,880 --> 01:27:01,881
<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLING)</font>

1565
01:27:02,320 --> 01:27:03,685
Go ahead, man.

1566
01:27:05,080 --> 01:27:06,491
God bless you, Danny Collins.

1567
01:27:06,560 --> 01:27:07,891
Back at ya.

1568
01:27:07,960 --> 01:27:08,961
Whoo!

1569
01:27:09,520 --> 01:27:11,602
How much does
insurance even cost...

1570
01:27:11,680 --> 01:27:14,047
Fuck it, I don't care.
I don't care.

1571
01:27:14,680 --> 01:27:15,761
Watch your head.
Okay.

1572
01:27:16,280 --> 01:27:17,281
<font color="#D900D9">(CAR DOOR CLOSING)</font>

1573
01:27:17,920 --> 01:27:18,921
<font color="#D900D9">(WHISTLING)</font>

1574
01:27:25,000 --> 01:27:26,286
Okay, Danny.

1575
01:27:27,480 --> 01:27:29,960
I don't want the last thing
lever said to you to be mean,

1576
01:27:30,040 --> 01:27:32,281
but I don't want
to say anything nice.

1577
01:27:32,360 --> 01:27:34,249
So, Mr. Collins,

1578
01:27:34,320 --> 01:27:36,402
on behalf of
the Woodcliff Lake Hilton,

1579
01:27:36,520 --> 01:27:37,960
we'd like to thank you
for your stay.

1580
01:27:38,680 --> 01:27:40,603
And we hope that you
will make Hilton a home

1581
01:27:40,680 --> 01:27:43,251
wherever your travels take you.

1582
01:27:45,520 --> 01:27:47,841
I'm grabbing a cab.

1583
01:27:48,880 --> 01:27:50,041
I see that.

1584
01:27:50,160 --> 01:27:53,881
I gave Nicky my Mercedes.

1585
01:27:54,920 --> 01:27:57,048
You gave your Mercedes to Nicky?

1586
01:27:57,120 --> 01:27:58,645
You are fucking crazy.

1587
01:27:58,720 --> 01:28:01,929
It's been said, yes.
I can afford it, though.

1588
01:28:02,000 --> 01:28:04,810
Frank called me this morning
and we're going back on tour.

1589
01:28:05,160 --> 01:28:08,846
I need the money.
I got a family now.

1590
01:28:09,200 --> 01:28:10,725
So...

1591
01:28:10,800 --> 01:28:13,644
They hate my guts, but, uh...

1592
01:28:13,720 --> 01:28:15,484
I'm told that's what
families do.

1593
01:28:15,960 --> 01:28:18,406
Yeah, that's right.
I've taught you well.

1594
01:28:18,840 --> 01:28:22,845
Yeah. I'm going to play
my new songs.

1595
01:28:23,280 --> 01:28:26,489
Some of them. We'll
see what happens. Ah.

1596
01:28:27,280 --> 01:28:28,566
I know what will happen.

1597
01:28:28,920 --> 01:28:32,686
Yeah, they'll throw tomatoes at me.
Yeah, and onions.

1598
01:28:35,960 --> 01:28:38,804
You know, I'm going to be here
in a couple of months.

1599
01:28:38,880 --> 01:28:41,326
You know, in the area.
We're playing the Garden.

1600
01:28:41,480 --> 01:28:42,481
Oh.

1601
01:28:42,720 --> 01:28:44,320
Yeah, maybe you'll
come by, see the show.

1602
01:28:44,360 --> 01:28:48,206
We'll have, uh, dinner afterwards.
<font color="#D900D9">(BOTH CHUCKLING)</font>

1603
01:28:48,280 --> 01:28:50,601
You know what I like about you?
You never give up.

1604
01:28:52,280 --> 01:28:54,487
Some dinners
are worth fighting for.

1605
01:28:59,640 --> 01:29:02,883
I left something
in the room for ya.

1606
01:29:02,960 --> 01:29:06,248
Yeah? You probably left me a
big mess, is what you left me.

1607
01:29:06,360 --> 01:29:09,489
Well, you know, rock stars.

1608
01:29:12,920 --> 01:29:14,410
So, uh...

1609
01:29:16,520 --> 01:29:18,761
Another life, huh?

1610
01:29:20,400 --> 01:29:22,448
You never know.

1611
01:29:22,600 --> 01:29:24,125
<font color="#D900D9">(ENGINE STARTING)</font>

1612
01:30:24,080 --> 01:30:26,287
Oh. Hi.
Hey.

1613
01:30:26,440 --> 01:30:27,885
Hi, sorry, I don't think we met.

1614
01:30:27,960 --> 01:30:30,088
I'm Mary, the hotel manager.

1615
01:30:30,160 --> 01:30:32,083
You must be Busywork? Yeah.

1616
01:30:32,160 --> 01:30:34,447
Uh, I'm Judd.

1617
01:30:34,560 --> 01:30:37,689
Judd, yeah, right. Okay, very good.
Yeah, yeah.

1618
01:30:37,760 --> 01:30:40,206
Anyway, check outs' noon. Sweet.

1619
01:30:42,120 --> 01:30:43,565
<font color="#D900D9">(ENGINE RUMBLING)</font>

1620
01:31:04,240 --> 01:31:05,401
<font color="#D900D9">(SIGHING)</font>

1621
01:31:08,880 --> 01:31:12,043
Christ, what, did he send you
out here to check up on me?

1622
01:31:12,120 --> 01:31:14,566
Well, the hotel didn't know
what to do with the damn piano.

1623
01:31:14,640 --> 01:31:16,449
So I thought you might want it.

1624
01:31:16,560 --> 01:31:18,722
I don't want his piano.
Yeah?

1625
01:31:18,840 --> 01:31:21,320
Well, it took six hours
to move it out of the Hilton

1626
01:31:21,400 --> 01:31:24,085
and I don't know anyone else
in New Jersey. So tough shit.

1627
01:31:25,480 --> 01:31:31,203
Look, it's a $30,000 instrument, Tom.
Sell it, for all I care.

1628
01:31:35,680 --> 01:31:37,250
How's your health?

1629
01:31:38,840 --> 01:31:40,490
I find out in a few days.

1630
01:31:40,720 --> 01:31:41,721
Ah.

1631
01:31:42,680 --> 01:31:44,250
Your age.

1632
01:31:47,240 --> 01:31:48,571
You know, when I was in my 30s,

1633
01:31:48,640 --> 01:31:50,244
I started drinking, heavily.

1634
01:31:50,880 --> 01:31:54,089
Ah. Long line of drunks
in my family.

1635
01:31:54,560 --> 01:31:56,767
All with the usual
bullshit excuses.

1636
01:31:56,880 --> 01:31:59,281
Careful, gentlemen!

1637
01:31:59,400 --> 01:32:01,926
That is a Steinway!

1638
01:32:02,040 --> 01:32:03,610
Yes, sir!

1639
01:32:03,920 --> 01:32:06,764
Anyway, we were on tour
in the Bay Area.

1640
01:32:06,840 --> 01:32:09,241
I fell asleep at the wheel.

1641
01:32:09,760 --> 01:32:11,888
Almost killed myself and others.

1642
01:32:11,960 --> 01:32:13,962
Danny bailed me out.

1643
01:32:14,040 --> 01:32:18,125
5:00 in the morning, he shows up
at the San Jose police station,

1644
01:32:18,240 --> 01:32:19,526
wacked out of his skull.

1645
01:32:20,520 --> 01:32:26,448
<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLING)</font> He drives me six hours
to this Hollywood rehab joint

1646
01:32:26,600 --> 01:32:29,206
drunker than I'd been the
night before, the dumb shit.

1647
01:32:30,040 --> 01:32:33,806
He visited me every Saturday
till I got dry,

1648
01:32:33,880 --> 01:32:36,884
and then once a week
for 37 years,

1649
01:32:36,960 --> 01:32:39,042
I get four cases
of bottled water,

1650
01:32:39,120 --> 01:32:43,489
sent to me wherever I am
in the world.

1651
01:32:44,120 --> 01:32:46,088
Always with the same note.

1652
01:32:46,160 --> 01:32:50,085
"Drink as many as you want.
On me. Danny."

1653
01:32:50,160 --> 01:32:51,571
<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLING)</font>

1654
01:32:53,560 --> 01:32:54,561
<font color="#D900D9">(EXHALING DEEPLY)</font>

1655
01:32:55,000 --> 01:32:57,321
Best friend I ever had,
your father.

1656
01:33:00,840 --> 01:33:05,084
Yeah, the man saved my life
and got me stone-cold sober.

1657
01:33:05,160 --> 01:33:07,049
And was three sheets to the wind

1658
01:33:07,120 --> 01:33:09,168
the whole time he was doing it.
<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLING)</font>

1659
01:33:09,280 --> 01:33:11,851
I'm sorry, but I'm not
seeing your point.

1660
01:33:11,920 --> 01:33:14,321
The point, my boy,

1661
01:33:15,160 --> 01:33:17,162
is that he's got a good heart.

1662
01:33:17,800 --> 01:33:20,167
He just keeps it up his ass
half the time.

1663
01:33:21,760 --> 01:33:25,128
What you do with that
is up to you.

1664
01:33:25,800 --> 01:33:29,043
My waters will keep coming,
no matter what.

1665
01:33:29,520 --> 01:33:32,364
All right, boys,
let's move that puppy!

1666
01:33:32,440 --> 01:33:34,488
So I can get the fuck
out of New Jersey.

1667
01:33:38,320 --> 01:33:39,560
<font color="#D900D9">(LIFT WHIRRING)</font>

1668
01:33:42,480 --> 01:33:43,891
<font color="#D900D9">(EXHALING DEEPLY)</font>

1669
01:33:46,320 --> 01:33:49,449
<font color="#808080">DANNY:</font> So I'll see you guys
in Pittsburgh?

1670
01:33:49,560 --> 01:33:54,885
Yeah. Frank is setting up the other events.
Okay, talk soon.

1671
01:34:01,720 --> 01:34:04,803
Okay. Now let's take a look
at the computer system.

1672
01:34:04,880 --> 01:34:06,723
I still don't know...

1673
01:34:35,680 --> 01:34:37,682
<font color="#D900D9">(SOFTLY)</font> Have fun at the doctor.

1674
01:34:55,440 --> 01:34:57,966
Your favorite flower is...

1675
01:34:59,600 --> 01:35:01,090
Rose.

1676
01:35:01,400 --> 01:35:03,050
To smell it you breathe
through your...

1677
01:35:03,120 --> 01:35:04,451
<font color="#D900D9">(SNIFFING)</font>

1678
01:35:05,600 --> 01:35:08,171
Hold it in as long
as you can go,

1679
01:35:08,240 --> 01:35:10,368
and let it out in one big...

1680
01:35:42,080 --> 01:35:43,445
<font color="#D900D9">(SOBBING)</font>

1681
01:36:33,240 --> 01:36:34,605
<font color="#D900D9">(EXHALING DEEPLY)</font>

1682
01:36:38,520 --> 01:36:41,364
Hi. Tom Donnelly
for Dr. Silverman.

1683
01:36:41,480 --> 01:36:44,086
Sure. Just have
a seat, Mr. Donnelly.

1684
01:37:10,160 --> 01:37:12,481
So, uh, she's pissed?

1685
01:37:12,560 --> 01:37:15,086
Nah, she's thrilled.
Thanks for asking.

1686
01:37:17,240 --> 01:37:20,608
Oh, that was such a horrible night for me.
It's no excuse.

1687
01:37:20,720 --> 01:37:21,801
Well, I can assure you

1688
01:37:21,880 --> 01:37:23,928
it was a worse night for me.

1689
01:37:29,440 --> 01:37:31,807
So she's not going
to come at all?

1690
01:37:37,520 --> 01:37:39,090
She can barely move.

1691
01:37:40,440 --> 01:37:43,649
Doctor's got her on
full bed rest now.

1692
01:37:45,080 --> 01:37:46,161
Plus whatever this news is,

1693
01:37:46,240 --> 01:37:47,765
I'd rather she heard it from me.

1694
01:37:47,880 --> 01:37:49,120
Not some doctor.

1695
01:37:50,400 --> 01:37:51,811
Mr. Donnelly?

1696
01:37:59,160 --> 01:38:00,161
<font color="#D900D9">(EXHALING DEEPLY)</font>

1697
01:38:01,680 --> 01:38:02,681
<font color="#D900D9">(SIGHING)</font>

1698
01:38:18,600 --> 01:38:20,648
Listen, if this news is bad...

1699
01:38:21,440 --> 01:38:22,440
Tom...

1700
01:38:22,480 --> 01:38:24,244
No, listen
to me. Uh...

1701
01:38:25,480 --> 01:38:27,244
If it's bad,

1702
01:38:28,120 --> 01:38:30,168
Samantha, Hope and the baby...

1703
01:38:30,240 --> 01:38:31,810
They'll be taken care of, Tom.

1704
01:38:32,640 --> 01:38:35,086
Don't even think about it. Okay.

1705
01:38:35,160 --> 01:38:38,289
Okay. Good.
Thank you.

1706
01:38:44,280 --> 01:38:46,282
I am not ready to leave them.

1707
01:38:48,600 --> 01:38:50,011
I'm not ready.

1708
01:38:54,120 --> 01:38:57,920
You know, Tom,
I've been thinking.

1709
01:38:58,360 --> 01:39:01,682
I noticed something
very interesting.

1710
01:39:02,960 --> 01:39:05,361
Whenever this doctor
comes in here,

1711
01:39:06,760 --> 01:39:12,051
he either calls you
Mr. Donnelly or Tom.

1712
01:39:12,120 --> 01:39:13,360
You notice that?

1713
01:39:13,960 --> 01:39:15,610
Always one or the other.

1714
01:39:16,520 --> 01:39:21,048
Now, when he calls you
Mr. Donnelly,

1715
01:39:21,720 --> 01:39:23,370
it's never good news.

1716
01:39:24,000 --> 01:39:25,889
Next thing you know,
he's shooting you up

1717
01:39:25,960 --> 01:39:28,725
with some stuff that
makes you throw up.

1718
01:39:28,840 --> 01:39:30,968
Or he doesn't like your levels.

1719
01:39:31,880 --> 01:39:36,408
But when he calls you Tom,
it's always good news.

1720
01:39:37,880 --> 01:39:43,410
I mean, the time he liked your
white cell count. Remember that?

1721
01:39:43,520 --> 01:39:45,329
He calls you Tom.
It's here,

1722
01:39:45,400 --> 01:39:47,084
I've been taking notes.

1723
01:39:47,800 --> 01:39:53,523
Literally, every time, it's a
good thing when he calls you Tom.

1724
01:39:54,080 --> 01:39:58,404
So this is what
we want right now.

1725
01:39:59,400 --> 01:40:01,482
We want him to come in here,

1726
01:40:01,560 --> 01:40:04,404
open that door, call you Tom.

1727
01:40:06,920 --> 01:40:08,604
That's what we want.

1728
01:40:09,240 --> 01:40:11,004
You understand?

1729
01:40:11,080 --> 01:40:13,606
So let's...
Let's focus...

1730
01:40:15,680 --> 01:40:17,364
On that.

1731
01:40:17,440 --> 01:40:18,771
Okay?

1732
01:40:19,920 --> 01:40:20,921
Okay.

1733
01:40:23,560 --> 01:40:26,291
Everything's going to be
all right, son.

1734
01:40:27,520 --> 01:40:28,885
It's going to be all right.

1735
01:40:29,760 --> 01:40:31,364
You promise?

1736
01:40:35,720 --> 01:40:38,530
Have I ever let you down before?

1737
01:40:38,800 --> 01:40:39,801
<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLING SOFTLY)</font>

1738
01:40:41,880 --> 01:40:43,803
You're a ridiculous man,
you know that?

1739
01:40:43,920 --> 01:40:47,129
I know.
I've been told.

1740
01:40:49,800 --> 01:40:51,040
Okay.

1741
01:40:53,280 --> 01:40:56,887
Yeah, he's going to come in here

1742
01:40:56,960 --> 01:40:58,724
and he's going to call you Tom.

1743
01:41:02,920 --> 01:41:07,289
And everything's going
to be okay, all right?

1744
01:41:08,600 --> 01:41:11,001
Everything's going to be okay.

1745
01:41:17,680 --> 01:41:19,011
<font color="#D900D9">(DOOR OPENING)</font>

1746
01:41:21,160 --> 01:41:24,687
<font color="#808080">DOCTOR:</font> Okay, Tom,
so here's where we are.

1747
01:41:50,520 --> 01:41:52,682
<font color="#808080">STEVE TILSTON:</font> <i>What happened
was I did an interview</i>

1748
01:41:52,760 --> 01:41:57,448
with a magazine
called <i>Zig Zag</i> in 1971.

1749
01:41:57,520 --> 01:42:00,364
Just after I've had
my first album out.

1750
01:42:00,440 --> 01:42:03,808
And in it, I was asked by the
fellow who was interviewing me

1751
01:42:03,880 --> 01:42:05,370
whether I thought...

1752
01:42:05,520 --> 01:42:06,965
If I, um...

1753
01:42:08,200 --> 01:42:13,206
If I became, you know, rich beyond
the dreams of avarice, you know,

1754
01:42:13,320 --> 01:42:17,041
whether it would affect my song
writing, you know, detrimentally.

1755
01:42:17,160 --> 01:42:19,401
And I thought...
I said I thought it would.

1756
01:42:19,480 --> 01:42:21,642
Anyway, John, for some reason,

1757
01:42:21,720 --> 01:42:24,644
took an exception to this
and wrote a letter in.

1758
01:42:40,080 --> 01:42:42,401
<i>It was a very friendly letter.</i>

1759
01:42:44,080 --> 01:42:48,244
<i>And he finished it with, "Well,
what do you think of that?"</i>

1760
01:42:48,480 --> 01:42:51,165
<i>He had his own home
telephone number in Ascot.</i>

1761
01:42:51,240 --> 01:42:53,163
<i>So, if I had got the letter,</i>

1762
01:42:53,240 --> 01:42:55,083
<i>you know, when he sent it,
I would have rung him.</i>

1763
01:42:55,160 --> 01:42:58,209
<font color="#808080">INTERVIEWER:</font> Right, yeah.
<font color="#808080">COLLINS:</font> <i>So that's the frustrating thing, you see.</i>
