1 00:00:43,252 --> 00:00:44,293 Yeah, come on! 2 00:00:58,892 --> 00:01:00,184 Get off me! 3 00:01:07,276 --> 00:01:08,317 Get back! 4 00:01:22,624 --> 00:01:24,417 - In your face. - He's trying... 5 00:01:34,470 --> 00:01:37,054 You know you like it! Right here! 6 00:01:46,774 --> 00:01:48,024 Whatever. 7 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:50,318 Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! 8 00:01:57,868 --> 00:01:59,619 - Your turn, go. - Do it! 9 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:08,753 Go, go, go, go, go, go! 10 00:02:08,879 --> 00:02:11,798 - Look at him! - Drill! Drill! Drill! 11 00:02:22,601 --> 00:02:25,144 - Where'd he go? - Yo! 12 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:30,608 Wait, wait! Wait! 13 00:02:31,568 --> 00:02:34,779 Stop! Stop it! Stop it! Stop that! Stop that! 14 00:02:34,863 --> 00:02:37,281 Stop that! Hey, hey, this is my house! 15 00:02:37,366 --> 00:02:39,867 This is my house! We not gonna have that here. 16 00:02:39,952 --> 00:02:41,744 Now, we got a tie. 17 00:02:41,829 --> 00:02:42,829 - What? - What? 18 00:02:42,913 --> 00:02:44,205 That's right. 19 00:02:44,414 --> 00:02:46,707 The baddest two crews are left. 20 00:02:46,875 --> 00:02:49,043 And I'm talking bad. Super bad. 21 00:02:49,253 --> 00:02:51,879 I'm talking Wesley Snipes don't pay his taxes bad. 22 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:54,632 We talking T.I. Buying machine guns bad. 23 00:02:54,716 --> 00:02:57,051 We talking everything on the CW bad. 24 00:02:57,511 --> 00:02:59,679 - Yeah. - Now, the only way to settle this... 25 00:02:59,763 --> 00:03:01,097 ...is a rematch. 26 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:04,892 That's right, that's right. So, what y'all gonna do? 27 00:03:04,977 --> 00:03:06,602 - Let's do it. - No, wait. 28 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:09,772 Y'all go on over there and talk about it. Go talk about it, talk about it. 29 00:03:09,857 --> 00:03:11,566 Sugar Bear is gonna kill us if we lose his money. 30 00:03:11,650 --> 00:03:13,651 Come on, Thomas, we can take these fools, man. 31 00:03:13,735 --> 00:03:16,028 All we need is for D to do his signature move. 32 00:03:16,113 --> 00:03:18,489 - No, I'm not sure that's a good idea. - He can't, it's too dangerous. 33 00:03:18,574 --> 00:03:20,867 Yo, I don't care about that, man. D's gonna do it. 34 00:03:20,951 --> 00:03:22,869 But he could break his neck and be crippled forever. 35 00:03:22,953 --> 00:03:26,080 D don't care about that, man. All right, he gonna take one for the team. 36 00:03:26,164 --> 00:03:28,416 But like a hundred million Americans, D doesn't have insurance. 37 00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:30,293 - Yeah, he's right, I don't. - Yo, man... 38 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:32,837 ...he's doing the move and that's final. I want this. 39 00:03:32,921 --> 00:03:36,716 Exactly. You want this. Look, man, there ain't no "I" in "team. " 40 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:38,092 - There ain't? - No. 41 00:03:38,176 --> 00:03:39,969 - What about "group"? - Not in "group" either. 42 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:41,053 - Crew? - No. 43 00:03:41,138 --> 00:03:42,638 - Troupe? Gang? - No. 44 00:03:42,723 --> 00:03:44,724 - Einsemble? - You just mispronounced that word... 45 00:03:44,808 --> 00:03:45,933 ...to make it sound like it had an "I" in it. 46 00:03:46,018 --> 00:03:48,019 Yo, forget about all that, man. Let's do it. 47 00:03:48,103 --> 00:03:50,229 - But, guys! - Stay out of your business, D! 48 00:03:50,314 --> 00:03:52,732 - Come on, man! - So, what y'all gonna do? 49 00:03:52,816 --> 00:03:56,027 Double or nothing, $5,000. 50 00:03:58,155 --> 00:04:00,656 All right, well, put the money in the hat. 51 00:04:04,912 --> 00:04:07,121 Oh, well, cat's out the bag. 52 00:04:08,332 --> 00:04:11,083 You heard the man, $3,000. 53 00:04:12,961 --> 00:04:17,089 Did I say three? I meant $5,000! Now, what you gonna do? 54 00:04:17,174 --> 00:04:20,927 - We in. - Oh, yeah, we got us a battle now. 55 00:04:21,011 --> 00:04:22,345 Show them some love! 56 00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:29,810 That's right, these young men are gonna be battling it out for $7,000 in cash! 57 00:04:33,190 --> 00:04:40,029 $10,000. And one of my loud-ass suits from my loud-ass suit collection... 58 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:43,866 ...comes in a variety of ghetto colors, Flavor Flava eyes yellow... 59 00:04:43,951 --> 00:04:46,118 Kool-Aid red, ashy gray... 60 00:04:46,203 --> 00:04:49,080 ...and for weddings and funerals, Djimon Hounsou black. 61 00:04:49,164 --> 00:04:52,625 Y'all ready to do this? Well, let's get it on. 62 00:05:11,061 --> 00:05:13,854 Yo, this dude is whack. Why is everybody going crazy over him? 63 00:05:13,939 --> 00:05:18,067 He's the director and your cousin. Anything he do is fine. 64 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:20,236 Yeah! This is my movie. 65 00:05:24,908 --> 00:05:26,492 It's all you, D. 66 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:31,205 Look at this dude. 67 00:05:36,712 --> 00:05:42,925 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight! 68 00:06:00,736 --> 00:06:01,902 That money is ours! 69 00:06:01,987 --> 00:06:03,779 - All right! - All right! 70 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:05,948 Yo. Give me the oil, give me the oil. 71 00:06:23,842 --> 00:06:25,384 - What's up, man? - What's up? 72 00:06:30,348 --> 00:06:31,390 Oh, no! 73 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:39,148 Looks like we got us a winner! The 409 Crew it is! 74 00:06:39,941 --> 00:06:41,150 Yeah! 75 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:58,125 Excuse me. Is this seat taken? 76 00:06:58,210 --> 00:07:00,878 - Oh, no, not at all. - Good. 77 00:07:00,962 --> 00:07:03,422 Come on, kids, it's empty! 78 00:07:08,011 --> 00:07:09,512 There we go. 79 00:07:15,060 --> 00:07:19,146 - You want some chicken? - No, thank you. 80 00:07:21,650 --> 00:07:23,734 I love the ballet. 81 00:07:23,819 --> 00:07:28,989 Never had the body for it, though. That's why I chose football. 82 00:07:29,908 --> 00:07:31,700 That's me when I was nine. 83 00:07:33,036 --> 00:07:34,119 You dance? 84 00:07:35,497 --> 00:07:36,539 I used to. 85 00:07:37,374 --> 00:07:38,958 When I lived in the suburbs. 86 00:07:41,044 --> 00:07:42,795 Megan, honey, you hungry? 87 00:07:42,879 --> 00:07:45,172 Hey, Megan, will you help me with my home... 88 00:07:45,257 --> 00:07:47,508 Special delivery for Megan... 89 00:07:50,428 --> 00:07:53,889 - Megan, honey, we're really busy. - But, Mom, you promised. 90 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:57,476 I know, sweetie, but it's about to start raining, and I need to fix the brakes... 91 00:07:57,561 --> 00:07:59,979 ...and I have to drop off the life insurance check. 92 00:08:00,063 --> 00:08:04,108 - This is the biggest day of my life. - All right, sweetie. 93 00:08:04,192 --> 00:08:06,068 You're the best, Mom. 94 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:24,128 Don't you worry. I won't let you down. 95 00:08:25,589 --> 00:08:28,799 I'll make it to that audition if it is the last thing I do. 96 00:08:29,217 --> 00:08:31,010 You're gonna die, bitch. 97 00:08:48,904 --> 00:08:53,616 Oh, no! Oh, my God! Help me! Please! 98 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:55,451 Over there, over there, hurry! 99 00:08:55,619 --> 00:08:57,745 - Oh, thank God! - Free gas! 100 00:08:57,829 --> 00:09:00,789 - Yeah, baby! Premium! - Wait, people! 101 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:02,625 Where's everyone going? 102 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:05,127 We've hit the jackpot! Get me some gas. 103 00:09:08,340 --> 00:09:12,426 - We need something to put it in! - Help me! My seatbelt is jammed! 104 00:09:12,510 --> 00:09:15,054 Oh, please, help me! 105 00:09:15,138 --> 00:09:16,722 In here, somebody give me a hand! 106 00:09:16,806 --> 00:09:19,266 I was on the way to my daughter's audition. 107 00:09:19,351 --> 00:09:22,227 Okay, miss, I need you to lift up and swing your body towards me, okay? 108 00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:26,231 - Okay. Please, hurry! I can't get it. - I can see it. Almost! 109 00:09:26,316 --> 00:09:30,027 Got it! I got it! 110 00:09:33,323 --> 00:09:34,490 What the hell! 111 00:09:34,824 --> 00:09:38,869 Miss White, is there anything you would like to share before you begin? 112 00:09:39,537 --> 00:09:43,791 Well, I think my thighs look really fat in this outfit. 113 00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:48,045 Valtrex does not work. I have no gag reflex. 114 00:09:48,129 --> 00:09:50,005 I meant about your routine. 115 00:09:52,634 --> 00:09:57,096 Well, nothing other than it's something that my grandfather helped me with. 116 00:09:58,264 --> 00:09:59,974 This should be good. 117 00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:27,584 Oh, my God. I'm okay. 118 00:10:27,669 --> 00:10:29,837 Thanks, you guys. It's just a few cuts and bruises. 119 00:10:29,921 --> 00:10:32,673 Don't worry about me. I'm just gonna get a lift. 120 00:10:43,601 --> 00:10:45,477 Don't worry, baby. 121 00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:50,232 I'll get there even if it kills me. Not even Brandy can stop me. 122 00:10:54,237 --> 00:10:55,821 Oh, shit, not again. 123 00:11:04,414 --> 00:11:07,166 Yeah! I'm Rick James, bitch! 124 00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:16,717 Yeah, okay. Yes, I'll find a way to tell her gently. 125 00:11:18,261 --> 00:11:21,221 Your mother died, and, no, you didn't get in. 126 00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:23,307 - What? - Next! 127 00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:27,436 You mean, my audition wasn't good enough? 128 00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:33,108 I ain't asked you all that. 129 00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:36,987 Come on, kids, let's move away from this long-winded ho. 130 00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:40,199 Come on, babies. Goodness. 131 00:11:55,840 --> 00:12:00,552 Well, if it isn't my two dancing delivery boys. 132 00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:04,264 - Where's the other Musketeer? - He died in a tragic dance accident. 133 00:12:04,349 --> 00:12:07,267 I'm talking about my chocolate bar, bitch! 134 00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:10,646 - Don't get cute. - I got it right here, Sugar Bear. 135 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:13,524 It's all good. 136 00:12:13,608 --> 00:12:16,735 Now, I told y'all two, when I gave you that loan... 137 00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:18,862 ...that I'm gonna need my piece of the pie. 138 00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:20,572 I got it right here. 139 00:12:22,158 --> 00:12:23,617 Pumpkin pie. 140 00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:25,494 I ain't gonna sugarcoat this. 141 00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:27,996 Yeah, I is. 142 00:12:29,707 --> 00:12:32,876 I heard about you two fools getting served at that dance battle. 143 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:37,589 But I like you two, so I'm gonna give you a chance to make things right. 144 00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:41,218 I'm gonna give you till the end of next week to bring me my chips. 145 00:12:42,011 --> 00:12:47,057 But if I don't get them by then, we all gonna be crying over spilt milk. 146 00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:51,270 Spilt milk and crumbled cookies. Now get out! 147 00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:55,607 Somebody get me a fork. Who back there? 148 00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:07,703 The Suburban Express has arrived in the ghetto on track two. 149 00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:09,663 Dad? 150 00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:11,290 - Megan. - Hi. 151 00:13:11,374 --> 00:13:15,085 Hi. So, you got a lot of baggage? 152 00:13:15,170 --> 00:13:18,630 Well, you left me when I was 10, Mom is dead. 153 00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:21,175 I haven't had a decent date in a year because of my low self-esteem... 154 00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:24,720 Honey. I'm talking about your luggage. 155 00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:28,265 Yeah, well, it's over there. 156 00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:31,268 Keep the platform clear of all luggage, guns and knives. 157 00:13:33,188 --> 00:13:36,732 Okay. Now, look, I'll grab this. 158 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,400 You grab the rest. I'm double parked. 159 00:13:42,906 --> 00:13:44,114 Home, sweet home. 160 00:13:44,199 --> 00:13:45,449 I don't wanna talk to you! 161 00:13:46,576 --> 00:13:48,285 Come on, honey, I'll give you the grand tour. 162 00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:49,578 I'll kill you, bitch! 163 00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:52,831 Isn't it beautiful? Isn't it great? 164 00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:55,250 Now, listen, sweetheart, I know this may not be what you're used to... 165 00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:59,254 ...but I got a perfect spot picked out for you. What do you think? 166 00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:07,512 Yeah, I know. It's a little out in the open. But I got a little work to do on it. 167 00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:09,264 It's gonna be great, I promise you, honey. 168 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,975 When I'm done, it's gonna be perfect. 169 00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:31,078 This just won't do. 170 00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:47,052 Hey. 171 00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:52,182 Well, all right, everybody. Let's get this place cleaned up. 172 00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:54,601 Mr. Crackhead. 173 00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:57,479 Have fun. 174 00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:02,359 Grab a brush, grab a broom. 175 00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:05,237 Grab a mop and bucket. 176 00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:10,659 Come on, everybody and we'll scrub, scrub, scrub it. 177 00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:16,206 Clean up your own shit, hey. 178 00:15:16,291 --> 00:15:17,833 Kiss my furry a-hole. 179 00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:20,961 - This bitch can't sing. I'm out of here. - Word. 180 00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:30,554 I shot him, it was at a quarter to 1:00 Nobody was there so I didn't run. 181 00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:34,975 It was 2007, October 1 Under my bed is where I hid the gun. 182 00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:38,478 Man, you killed it. You're under arrest for murder. 183 00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:41,189 What you talking about, man? I didn't... I didn't even do nothing. 184 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:42,858 Got your confession on tape. 185 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:45,277 I shot him, it was at a quarter to 1:00 186 00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:49,197 - Man, that wasn't even me, man. - He hid the gun under the bed. 187 00:15:49,532 --> 00:15:50,657 A- Con, what up, dawg? 188 00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:53,160 - What up, man? - Chilling. 189 00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:55,454 So, what's up, man? You going back to school? 190 00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:56,747 Are you serious, man? 191 00:15:56,831 --> 00:16:00,167 All these losers running around here with hopes and dreams. 192 00:16:00,251 --> 00:16:02,127 Teachers want you to better yourself. 193 00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:04,796 Nah, man. Give me prison any day, fam. 194 00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:08,383 Yeah, totally don't agree with you. So what are you gonna do? 195 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:11,845 Come on, man. The judge says it's either school orjuvie. 196 00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:15,515 I'm only one crime away from going back, B. I'm excited, man! 197 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:19,186 Kickball, arts and crafts, showers. 198 00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:20,645 Yo, I'm about to go to the bank, man. 199 00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:24,399 - Cool. You're gonna make a deposit? - Nah. Withdrawal. 200 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,612 Tell your mom I'll be by later for some pie. 201 00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:29,863 Okay. 202 00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:37,621 Ray? I ain't gonna beat around the bush with you. 203 00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:40,082 You blind, son. 204 00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:43,585 Ain't no easy way to say you're a blind little bastard. 205 00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:45,045 I know, Mamma. 206 00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:47,631 Ain't nobody gonna have pity on you 'cause you blind. 207 00:16:48,299 --> 00:16:50,175 Now, wipe them tears. 208 00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:53,178 These ain't tears, Mamma. These is eye boogers. 209 00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:55,764 Then blow your eyes! 210 00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:59,559 Now, I done showed you how to do things once. 211 00:16:59,644 --> 00:17:04,981 But now you're on your own. But you remember, you blind, not stupid. 212 00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:07,234 Okay, Mamma. 213 00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:13,573 Just get out the car, you stupid, blind son-of-a-bitch! 214 00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:17,619 - Ray? - Yes, Mamma? 215 00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:20,705 You know how many steps it takes to get to the school, right? 216 00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:23,125 Yes, Mamma. I also remember how many licks it takes... 217 00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:24,793 ...to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. 218 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:28,505 - Just take your stupid, blind ass on. - Yes, Mamma. 219 00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:32,592 One, two, three! 220 00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:39,558 Now, contrary to rumor, my door is always open, from 5:00 to 5:05 p. m. 221 00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:41,935 At which point I usually take my three-hour lunch. 222 00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:44,396 So, if you miss me, you can catch me every other Tuesday... 223 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:49,359 ...of every other leap year, from 4:45 a. m. To 4:47 a. m. 224 00:17:49,444 --> 00:17:52,404 So just know I'm here to give you kids some guidance. 225 00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:56,450 Bobby! What are you doing writing on that wall with a marker? 226 00:17:56,534 --> 00:18:00,120 Use this spray paint. Don't you want people to be able to see your work? 227 00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:02,080 - Oh, yeah, let me try that. - Damn fool. 228 00:18:02,165 --> 00:18:05,500 Come on, blondie, pick up the pace. I'm getting my wig rotated at 11:00. 229 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:09,045 Johnny! Take that condom off! 230 00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:10,797 You know you can't feel anything with it on! 231 00:18:10,882 --> 00:18:13,091 - You right. - These damn kids today... 232 00:18:13,176 --> 00:18:15,886 ...don't even know how to get low. 233 00:18:17,054 --> 00:18:21,349 Okay, here we are. Here's your locker and here's your combination. 234 00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:24,561 Now, do you have any questions or concerns? 235 00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:27,606 Well, I do have a few concerns. It's kind of a pressing matter... 236 00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:29,483 ...but I know you don't have much time. 237 00:18:33,196 --> 00:18:34,362 She's good. 238 00:18:35,490 --> 00:18:39,367 Jimmy Hopper, please come to the principal's office. Jimmy Hopper. 239 00:18:41,204 --> 00:18:45,373 Girl, don't be leaving your bag on the floor. It's like giving it to charity. 240 00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:50,337 - Hi, I'm Charity. - I'm Megan. 241 00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:54,883 - Are you a dancer? - I used to be. 242 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:57,385 Yeah, me, too. Until I had my baby. 243 00:19:00,223 --> 00:19:03,266 Get busy! Go, Charity! Get busy! 244 00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:09,481 Go, Charity! Get busy! Go, Charity! Get busy! Go, Charity! Get busy! 245 00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:13,485 Go, Charity! Go! Go! Go! 246 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,884 Oh, my God! You bring your baby to school with you? 247 00:19:37,969 --> 00:19:40,262 Hell, yeah! I am a good mother, okay? 248 00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:42,847 You can't just be leaving your baby with anybody. 249 00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:46,101 These nannies be beating on your children like LAPD. 250 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:50,105 I keep him with me because that way I know that he is safe and sound. 251 00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:51,314 You know what I'm talking about? 252 00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:54,192 You can't just be leaving your kid with anybody. 253 00:19:54,277 --> 00:19:58,655 These people out here be crazy, neglecting their children. Okay. 254 00:19:58,739 --> 00:20:01,199 All right, boo boo, you remember to breathe through the vents... 255 00:20:01,284 --> 00:20:03,201 ...and Mommy loves you, punkin! 256 00:20:14,005 --> 00:20:16,840 - Hey, Jack. - Hey, Tracy. 257 00:20:18,092 --> 00:20:21,761 I was wondering if you have a dance partner for the senior showcase... 258 00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:23,888 'cause I was thinking we could be partners. 259 00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:27,309 There's this really romantic scene in Romeo and Juliet. 260 00:20:27,435 --> 00:20:30,645 That's great. I've always wanted to play that part. 261 00:20:31,314 --> 00:20:33,815 You'll be a great Romeo. 262 00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:35,650 I'm not talking about Romeo. 263 00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:38,153 You're so funny. 264 00:20:43,284 --> 00:20:45,577 "Delighted that he was fat Delighted that he was old... 265 00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:48,038 "No doubt in the world about that Delighted that he had gold" 266 00:20:48,205 --> 00:20:51,708 How now, brown cow. 267 00:20:54,879 --> 00:20:59,299 Scene. An actor prepares. Acting, people... 268 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:05,388 ...is action and reaction. 269 00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:10,602 - Oh, shit! - Yes, son, yes! Yes, that is truth! 270 00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:12,604 - You don't know me. - I see murder in your eyes. 271 00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:14,981 Yes, that's good, son. 272 00:21:15,066 --> 00:21:17,859 You need an agent. You are excellent. 273 00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:21,488 Now, what will you do to act? 274 00:21:21,572 --> 00:21:25,241 What are you willing to sacrifice... 275 00:21:25,993 --> 00:21:29,120 ...for your art, son? Yes? 276 00:21:29,872 --> 00:21:33,458 Are you willing to die for it? Are you willing to cry for it? 277 00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:37,170 Are you willing to lose your manhood for it? 278 00:21:44,178 --> 00:21:47,430 No? You, get out of my class, get out of my class! 279 00:21:47,515 --> 00:21:50,600 You call yourself an actor? Get out! 280 00:21:50,685 --> 00:21:54,354 Damn it, I gave up my manhood... 281 00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:56,690 ...twice. 282 00:21:56,774 --> 00:21:58,650 Yes, it hurt. I bled. 283 00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:04,155 But I got five weeks' work on a non-union student film. 284 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:07,909 Now, class, there are 50,000 people who have the audacity... 285 00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:11,329 ...to call themselves actors. 286 00:22:11,414 --> 00:22:14,165 - Yeah, like Jessica Simpson. - Yes, like Jessica Simpson. 287 00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:16,126 Did any of you guys see Employee of the Month? 288 00:22:16,210 --> 00:22:17,752 Refund, please! 289 00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:22,006 That Dane Cook makes me do this. 290 00:22:22,091 --> 00:22:25,343 Well, I kind of like that movie. I thought she did a really good job. 291 00:22:25,428 --> 00:22:26,845 I saw it four times. 292 00:22:26,929 --> 00:22:29,013 Yeah, I guess I'd rather see her act than... 293 00:22:29,098 --> 00:22:31,599 ...ruin the Cowboys' chances of ever winning the Super Bowl. 294 00:22:33,728 --> 00:22:35,854 It seems as though we have a debate going on here. 295 00:22:35,938 --> 00:22:37,647 How about those mom jeans? 296 00:22:37,732 --> 00:22:42,902 Irregardless of what you may think of Miss Simpson, she is a success story. 297 00:22:42,987 --> 00:22:44,988 Of the 50,000 people that call themselves actors... 298 00:22:45,072 --> 00:22:47,699 ...there's only 500 working actors. 299 00:22:47,783 --> 00:22:52,579 Of that 500, most of them are white. There are a few roles for black people... 300 00:22:52,663 --> 00:22:56,040 ...but those roles are usually for the Wayans brothers. 301 00:22:57,334 --> 00:23:01,629 We must all, in our lives and in our craft, have one thing. 302 00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:06,301 Dignity. Yes, dignity. 303 00:23:07,011 --> 00:23:09,888 Well, I remember one time, they offered me a role... 304 00:23:09,972 --> 00:23:15,977 ...in a despicable, disgusting, stereotypical racist movie. 305 00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:17,896 Do you know what I told them? 306 00:23:18,981 --> 00:23:21,566 - Yes, Miss White? - You turned it down. 307 00:23:21,650 --> 00:23:24,694 Hell, no! I took that money! 308 00:23:24,779 --> 00:23:27,363 But I did it with dignity. 309 00:23:28,991 --> 00:23:29,991 Let us watch. 310 00:23:31,744 --> 00:23:34,287 Boy, you ain't picking that cotton fast enough. 311 00:23:35,331 --> 00:23:36,706 Massa, no! 312 00:23:36,791 --> 00:23:40,043 I be's the best cotton-picking picaninny this side of Jubilee. 313 00:23:40,127 --> 00:23:43,254 Yes, sir, I's a cotton-picking fool! They call me Lightning Jack. 314 00:23:43,339 --> 00:23:46,883 - See, I just love picking me some cotton. - Boy, you lie talking me? 315 00:23:46,967 --> 00:23:51,304 Massa, I's be here forever. I cuts my own foot off, sir, to show my love to you. 316 00:23:52,807 --> 00:23:58,019 I love me some massa. No, Massa. No! 317 00:24:00,397 --> 00:24:03,274 Integrity. 318 00:24:06,862 --> 00:24:09,989 Attention, ladies! Everybody take your place. 319 00:24:11,367 --> 00:24:13,701 I am your dance instructor... 320 00:24:13,786 --> 00:24:19,415 Ms. Cameltoé. 321 00:24:23,003 --> 00:24:25,046 Now, I'm sure most of you have heard... 322 00:24:25,130 --> 00:24:28,132 ...that I have a huge count... 323 00:24:28,217 --> 00:24:31,427 Excuse me, country music collection... 324 00:24:31,512 --> 00:24:35,139 ...but that's irrelevant. I have one interest here today... 325 00:24:35,224 --> 00:24:37,183 ...and that one interest is dance. 326 00:24:37,268 --> 00:24:42,772 I wanna see you dance and I wanna see you smile. Understood? 327 00:24:42,857 --> 00:24:46,526 I barely saw you there. You look like a needle. You look like a gutted worm. 328 00:24:46,610 --> 00:24:49,821 You look like the number 11. What are you, Mary-Kate or Ashley? 329 00:24:49,905 --> 00:24:53,658 I've inserted tampons bigger than you! I don't teach by the pound. 330 00:24:53,742 --> 00:24:55,743 You, shave it! 331 00:24:55,828 --> 00:24:58,997 What do you think this is, Busch Gardens? Trim it! 332 00:24:59,081 --> 00:25:02,083 Flatten it. Look who freed Willy! 333 00:25:02,167 --> 00:25:04,919 Whale spotting! Grecian tanker! 334 00:25:05,004 --> 00:25:06,880 You've got more chins than a Chinese phone book. 335 00:25:06,964 --> 00:25:08,339 How about some butter for those rolls? 336 00:25:08,424 --> 00:25:12,051 We do the mashed potato here, we don't eat the mashed potato. 337 00:25:12,136 --> 00:25:15,430 Please. You gonna keep the baby? I hope so. 338 00:25:15,973 --> 00:25:19,851 And what's your situation? Did you grow up next to a nuclear power plant? 339 00:25:19,935 --> 00:25:21,936 You look like you were yanked through a closed door. 340 00:25:22,021 --> 00:25:24,355 You know, you're never gonna make it as a dancer, Sister Sledge. 341 00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:25,940 If I were you, I'd kill myself. 342 00:25:26,734 --> 00:25:28,359 My life is over! 343 00:25:29,028 --> 00:25:30,820 - Oh, my God! - Oh, my God! 344 00:25:30,905 --> 00:25:32,864 It was a metaphor! 345 00:25:32,948 --> 00:25:37,285 Girls, if you wanna have a successful senior showcase... 346 00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:38,870 ...you're gonna have to step it up. 347 00:25:38,954 --> 00:25:40,955 Nora, show them how it's done. 348 00:25:44,168 --> 00:25:45,877 Be a tree. 349 00:25:46,754 --> 00:25:48,546 A cloud. 350 00:25:48,631 --> 00:25:51,716 An earthworm. An acorn. 351 00:25:51,884 --> 00:25:53,927 - Wow, she's amazing. - A pair of lips. 352 00:25:54,011 --> 00:25:56,179 That's Nora, she's a triple threat. 353 00:25:56,263 --> 00:25:58,473 - She acts, sings, and dances. - You're a cup of coffee. 354 00:25:58,557 --> 00:26:00,600 She's won every competition out there. 355 00:26:00,684 --> 00:26:02,810 Excellent, Nora, excellent! 356 00:26:02,895 --> 00:26:06,147 Perfect, perfect, perfect. Brilliant, A-plus! 357 00:26:06,231 --> 00:26:07,440 Now, for the rest of you cows... 358 00:26:07,524 --> 00:26:09,692 I want you to follow me over here to the balance beam. 359 00:26:09,777 --> 00:26:12,236 All right, that's good, Jack, that's good. Now, take it to the right. 360 00:26:12,321 --> 00:26:14,072 Take it to the right. Now the left, come on! 361 00:26:14,156 --> 00:26:16,491 All right, now bring it up the middle. Let's go, come on. 362 00:26:18,369 --> 00:26:19,494 Jeez, give me that. 363 00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:24,666 You have got to take your ball and drive it hard into your opponent! 364 00:26:24,750 --> 00:26:27,543 And I mean drive it long and hard. Let's go again. 365 00:26:27,628 --> 00:26:30,463 - Dad, can I ask you a question? - Yeah, shoot. 366 00:26:31,465 --> 00:26:33,383 Did you ever wanna try something new... 367 00:26:33,467 --> 00:26:35,343 ...but were afraid of what your friends might think? 368 00:26:36,303 --> 00:26:39,097 What, like bonking a hooker? 369 00:26:39,181 --> 00:26:41,474 Nothing wrong with that. Your first time should be special. 370 00:26:41,558 --> 00:26:43,559 No, that's not what I mean. 371 00:26:43,644 --> 00:26:45,937 Did you ever wanna try something other than basketball? 372 00:26:46,021 --> 00:26:48,022 Like having a strong man pin you down? 373 00:26:48,107 --> 00:26:50,692 His hot breath breathing down your neck as you struggle to the ground... 374 00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:54,988 I know what you're getting at. 375 00:26:56,198 --> 00:27:00,201 If you wanna join the wrestling team, you have my full support. 376 00:27:00,285 --> 00:27:02,829 Now, remember, we got basketball practice this afternoon, huh? 377 00:27:04,289 --> 00:27:05,790 Lady-killer. 378 00:27:25,811 --> 00:27:27,145 Excuse me! 379 00:27:27,229 --> 00:27:31,733 This is the dancers' table, and from what I understand, you no longer dance. 380 00:27:33,402 --> 00:27:37,947 - Damn, Nora, you are so mean. - Not mean. Just real. 381 00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:40,908 Come on. 382 00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:46,080 Don't worry about Nora. She is all bark and no bite. 383 00:27:46,165 --> 00:27:47,915 Besides, those are the rich bitches... 384 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,001 ...and you don't wanna sit with them anyway. 385 00:27:53,922 --> 00:27:55,631 Now, this is us, right over here. 386 00:27:55,716 --> 00:27:58,426 Holla, holla, holla, holla! 387 00:27:58,510 --> 00:28:02,764 Now, these are my roll dogs. This is Uglisha and what's her name. 388 00:28:02,848 --> 00:28:04,390 - Hey, girl! - Hey, girl! 389 00:28:04,475 --> 00:28:07,560 Wait, you don't know her name? I thought they were your friends. 390 00:28:07,644 --> 00:28:11,898 No, no, girl. I didn't say they were my friends. I said I roll with them. 391 00:28:11,982 --> 00:28:15,443 You see, I hang out with them because they make me look better. 392 00:28:15,527 --> 00:28:18,362 Now, what would I be doing being friends with a bitch with a keloid... 393 00:28:18,447 --> 00:28:23,201 ...and some run-over shoes? Look at her shoes. They tragic. God. 394 00:28:25,704 --> 00:28:26,704 Uno! 395 00:28:28,082 --> 00:28:29,457 What an asshole. 396 00:28:29,625 --> 00:28:33,961 Who, girl? 'Cause you know in this school you got to be more specific. 397 00:28:34,046 --> 00:28:37,173 - Him. - You talking about the corny brother... 398 00:28:37,257 --> 00:28:39,550 ...with the Cosby sweater and the Dumbo ears? 399 00:28:39,635 --> 00:28:43,262 Yeah. The one with the dried lips, big forehead, and ashy knuckles? 400 00:28:43,347 --> 00:28:44,347 That's my brother. 401 00:28:47,309 --> 00:28:49,727 No, I wasn't talking about him. Him. 402 00:28:49,812 --> 00:28:50,937 I don't usually do it. 403 00:28:51,021 --> 00:28:52,438 - Cousin. - Him. 404 00:28:52,523 --> 00:28:54,232 - Yo, really? - Nephew. 405 00:28:54,316 --> 00:28:56,359 I'm really sorry. I don't mean to offend you... 406 00:28:56,443 --> 00:28:58,945 Oh, girl, I'm just messing with you! 407 00:29:00,322 --> 00:29:02,240 She got you, girl. She got you good. 408 00:29:02,324 --> 00:29:06,410 Yeah, she's like, "I'm surrounded by black girls. Backpedal, backpedal. " 409 00:29:06,495 --> 00:29:08,663 I think she's sweating Tang. 410 00:29:09,289 --> 00:29:11,916 - She's so crazy. - Scared me. 411 00:29:18,090 --> 00:29:20,716 - They like my little minions, you see? - Yeah. It's fun... 412 00:29:50,998 --> 00:29:54,584 Come on, guys! Yeah! 413 00:29:54,668 --> 00:29:55,668 All right. 414 00:30:12,644 --> 00:30:15,813 Baby, look at me... 415 00:30:15,898 --> 00:30:19,025 I'm just an average teen... 416 00:30:19,109 --> 00:30:22,695 In gym class I watch you undress... 417 00:30:22,779 --> 00:30:26,908 It's no secret that fashion is my interest... 418 00:30:27,367 --> 00:30:30,620 I got something in me... 419 00:30:30,704 --> 00:30:33,664 I'm gonna set it free... 420 00:30:33,749 --> 00:30:37,793 I'm Lance from 'N Sync's number one fan... 421 00:30:37,878 --> 00:30:41,672 Don't you know I love Bass Now you know that I'm gay... 422 00:30:41,757 --> 00:30:43,049 Flame... 423 00:30:43,133 --> 00:30:46,802 I'll be gay forever... 424 00:30:46,887 --> 00:30:49,055 I will always love guys... 425 00:30:49,139 --> 00:30:50,431 Guys... 426 00:30:50,515 --> 00:30:54,101 I'll wear chaps made of leather... 427 00:30:54,186 --> 00:30:56,479 Do you think Tom Cruise is bi? 428 00:30:56,563 --> 00:30:57,897 Gay... 429 00:30:57,981 --> 00:31:01,525 Brokeback Mountain was heaven... 430 00:31:01,610 --> 00:31:03,861 Is Ryan Seacrest straight? 431 00:31:03,946 --> 00:31:05,196 Flame... 432 00:31:05,322 --> 00:31:08,950 I'm gonna love men forever... 433 00:31:09,034 --> 00:31:11,202 Baby, remember, I'm gay... 434 00:31:11,286 --> 00:31:14,956 Remember, he's a member Remember, he's a member... 435 00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:16,332 Remember, he's a member... 436 00:31:16,416 --> 00:31:18,876 I'm gay... 437 00:31:18,961 --> 00:31:21,170 - Remember, I'm gay - Gay! 438 00:31:22,464 --> 00:31:26,050 One of you lucky boys is gonna be my partner in the big showcase. 439 00:31:26,218 --> 00:31:28,761 Now let's get started. You. 440 00:31:28,845 --> 00:31:29,887 Go get her. 441 00:31:36,979 --> 00:31:38,145 Next! 442 00:31:40,691 --> 00:31:44,402 Yeah, you better be smiling. Stop shaking. 443 00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:51,701 Man up, dude! Come on, guys, I weigh exactly 97.2 pounds. 444 00:31:51,785 --> 00:31:54,620 I had one grape this morning, one! 445 00:31:54,746 --> 00:31:57,456 - We're out of here. - Guys, no! Don't go! 446 00:31:57,541 --> 00:31:59,500 Save it, lard ass. 447 00:32:02,045 --> 00:32:03,838 My life is over. 448 00:32:06,466 --> 00:32:08,843 - I'll do it. - Do what? 449 00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:12,555 - Whatever it is y'all trying to do. - You think you can lift me? 450 00:32:12,639 --> 00:32:14,640 Shit, I could lift you. 451 00:32:16,852 --> 00:32:17,893 Wait. 452 00:32:27,529 --> 00:32:30,031 - Now what? - You take your half boner off me. 453 00:32:30,115 --> 00:32:31,949 My bad. 454 00:32:32,034 --> 00:32:33,868 - Now put me down. - All right. 455 00:32:35,579 --> 00:32:37,413 Damn, I think I broke a nail. 456 00:32:37,706 --> 00:32:41,125 So, we going to Club Violence tonight. It's a hip-hop club. You should come. 457 00:32:41,293 --> 00:32:43,878 - Yeah, sure. - Are you 21? 458 00:32:44,046 --> 00:32:47,131 No. I'm in high school. 459 00:32:47,215 --> 00:32:50,885 So, what are you saying? I'm stupid 'cause I'm 21 and still in high school? 460 00:32:50,969 --> 00:32:53,137 No, no, no, not at all. 461 00:32:53,221 --> 00:32:57,141 Yo, A-Con, Megan needs a hook-up on an ID for Club Violence tonight. 462 00:32:57,225 --> 00:33:00,144 - Word. Give me $50. - For what? 463 00:33:00,228 --> 00:33:02,021 So I can get you some ID for $20. 464 00:33:03,732 --> 00:33:05,566 You know Club Violence ain't no square dance, right? 465 00:33:05,650 --> 00:33:10,780 That's all right. I'll dance in circles, probably around you. 466 00:33:12,032 --> 00:33:13,032 Snap! 467 00:33:13,116 --> 00:33:15,409 - She gonna roll around you, fam! - All right. 468 00:33:15,494 --> 00:33:17,078 She gonna roll around you. 469 00:33:17,162 --> 00:33:19,663 All right, girl, let's roll. 470 00:33:21,291 --> 00:33:25,544 - I think mami feeling you, fam. - She probably got friends, too. 471 00:33:25,629 --> 00:33:29,965 Oh, no, I'm good, B. I need me a Queen Latifah type chick. 472 00:33:30,050 --> 00:33:32,676 Corn rows and broad shoulders, you know what I mean? 473 00:33:32,761 --> 00:33:36,430 So, if I get jumped, she knocking everybody out. 474 00:33:41,061 --> 00:33:42,812 Yo, up here! 475 00:33:45,315 --> 00:33:47,733 - Hey, girl. - Hey, girl! 476 00:33:53,198 --> 00:33:56,492 Come back in here, you little brat! Quit playing around! 477 00:33:56,576 --> 00:33:58,411 I'll be right down, Megan. 478 00:33:59,996 --> 00:34:01,580 - Hey, girl! - Hey! 479 00:34:03,291 --> 00:34:05,209 Are we stopping somewhere first? 480 00:34:05,293 --> 00:34:07,044 No. Why? Do you need to stop somewhere? 481 00:34:07,129 --> 00:34:12,049 No, I was just wondering, is he coming to the club with us? 482 00:34:12,134 --> 00:34:15,219 - Yeah. Why? Is there a problem? - No. Not at all. 483 00:34:15,303 --> 00:34:17,138 Okay, then, let's roll. Come on. 484 00:34:18,557 --> 00:34:23,561 You are going to love Club Violence. All the big ballers get shot there. 485 00:34:23,645 --> 00:34:26,689 Speaking of which, you gonna need this. It's your ID. 486 00:34:26,773 --> 00:34:29,733 Oh, my God, her hair is horrible. 487 00:34:29,818 --> 00:34:34,572 She has buckteeth, a lazy eye, and needs to wax that unibrow. Who is this? 488 00:34:34,656 --> 00:34:35,823 That's you! 489 00:34:40,328 --> 00:34:42,079 - You're right. - Come on. 490 00:34:42,164 --> 00:34:43,914 Hey, Uglisha! Hey, Keloid! 491 00:34:44,082 --> 00:34:45,332 - Hey, girl! - Hey, girl! 492 00:34:46,001 --> 00:34:49,044 - Charity, can I ask you something? - Sure, what is it? 493 00:34:50,464 --> 00:34:52,506 How do I look? 494 00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:57,261 Girl. You ain't going nowhere with me looking like that. Hold on. 495 00:34:57,345 --> 00:34:59,763 Uglisha, let us use your car right fast. 496 00:34:59,848 --> 00:35:01,307 - No, but I can't let... - But nothing! 497 00:35:01,391 --> 00:35:03,184 We ain't going nowhere, we just wanna sit in it. 498 00:35:03,310 --> 00:35:05,936 Nobody trying to take your beat-up bucket. 499 00:35:06,021 --> 00:35:07,813 Anyway, come on, let's go. Get... 500 00:35:07,898 --> 00:35:09,857 - I thought... - Just get in, hurry, hurry up. 501 00:35:09,941 --> 00:35:11,525 You, hold this. 502 00:35:13,987 --> 00:35:15,613 All right, here we go. 503 00:35:15,697 --> 00:35:17,907 First, you need to take off that sorry ass coat... 504 00:35:17,991 --> 00:35:19,992 'cause it's country, and you look country in it. 505 00:35:20,076 --> 00:35:22,620 Take off those whack ass earrings, 'cause those are played. 506 00:35:22,704 --> 00:35:26,540 And those shoes they've got to go. Come on, hurry up. All right. 507 00:35:26,625 --> 00:35:29,793 Now, put this on. 508 00:35:29,878 --> 00:35:33,964 And take a little bit of this and some of that. 509 00:35:34,049 --> 00:35:37,384 Now, you are good to go, girl. You look good. You ready. 510 00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:42,181 Yo, check it. 511 00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:48,729 - What it do, shorty? - Damn! 512 00:35:48,813 --> 00:35:52,525 - Girl, you looking good now. - Let's bounce, girl. 513 00:35:54,069 --> 00:35:55,444 Not y'all. 514 00:36:00,617 --> 00:36:02,785 - Yo, what up, A-Con? - Yo, what up, fam, you good? 515 00:36:02,869 --> 00:36:04,411 - Chilling. - All right. Dude. 516 00:36:04,496 --> 00:36:08,082 Oh, hell, no. Con. Got some girls coming to the after party? 517 00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:09,833 No doubt, I'll bring the condoms, B, I got you. 518 00:36:09,918 --> 00:36:11,835 - Yeah, I'll be there, man. - You ain't invited. 519 00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:14,004 - Cool, I'll bring the chips. - Hey, A-Con. 520 00:36:14,089 --> 00:36:16,757 - How you doing, love? Love, you good? - Good, looking good. 521 00:36:16,841 --> 00:36:18,384 - You're looking better. - Thank you. 522 00:36:18,468 --> 00:36:20,678 - What up, ma? - Get out of here! 523 00:36:20,762 --> 00:36:23,597 Sorry, I'm taken. 524 00:36:24,516 --> 00:36:26,183 Hey, ladies! 525 00:36:28,937 --> 00:36:30,771 Yo! Hook a sister up. 526 00:36:31,773 --> 00:36:34,358 - Don't look, don't look. - At who? 527 00:36:34,442 --> 00:36:36,777 My baby daddy, that's him over there. Don't look. 528 00:36:38,780 --> 00:36:42,408 I see you. How you doing? 529 00:36:43,910 --> 00:36:45,661 Why don't you ask how your son is doing? 530 00:36:45,745 --> 00:36:48,122 That's a line you ain't tried in a while. 531 00:36:49,082 --> 00:36:52,876 - Can I buy you a drink? - You need to buy your baby something. 532 00:36:52,961 --> 00:36:54,169 You right. 533 00:36:54,254 --> 00:36:55,379 - Hey, bartender. - Yeah. 534 00:36:55,463 --> 00:36:57,881 Let me get a milk on the rocks, and put it in a sippy cup. 535 00:36:57,966 --> 00:36:59,049 - You got it. - Oh, yeah... 536 00:36:59,134 --> 00:37:01,719 ...and a Patrón pineapple for my son. 537 00:37:05,307 --> 00:37:08,559 - So, you wanna dance? - No. 538 00:37:08,643 --> 00:37:12,646 Come on, Charity. You know you wanna dance with me. 539 00:37:12,731 --> 00:37:18,235 That's all you ever wanna do, is argue with me and dance with me. 540 00:37:19,237 --> 00:37:20,821 Come on. 541 00:37:23,158 --> 00:37:25,117 You so crazy. 542 00:37:25,201 --> 00:37:28,662 I'll be back in, like, five minutes, okay? One second. 543 00:37:29,998 --> 00:37:31,373 Turn around! 544 00:37:51,478 --> 00:37:53,896 So, what do you wanna drink? 545 00:37:53,980 --> 00:37:56,690 I don't know. You're the genius, remember? 546 00:37:56,816 --> 00:37:58,776 You know everything. 547 00:37:58,860 --> 00:38:00,110 I don't know everything. 548 00:38:00,195 --> 00:38:02,863 Like I don't know how Jermaine Dupri got with Janet Jackson. 549 00:38:03,031 --> 00:38:05,282 And I don't know why porn stars pray. It's pointless. 550 00:38:05,367 --> 00:38:07,034 You know God's up there like... 551 00:38:08,453 --> 00:38:11,163 I definitely don't know how Star Jones didn't know her husband was gay. 552 00:38:11,247 --> 00:38:12,956 I mean, he laughs like this. 553 00:38:14,167 --> 00:38:17,628 You need to take care of your responsibilities. 554 00:38:17,712 --> 00:38:20,130 Yeah, but you still love me though, right? 555 00:38:20,215 --> 00:38:23,801 You right. You know what, boo? 556 00:38:23,885 --> 00:38:27,054 I was thinking that we should have another baby. 557 00:38:35,897 --> 00:38:39,441 This is my song! Yes, yes! 558 00:38:39,526 --> 00:38:41,944 I'm so happy! Yes, yes! 559 00:38:44,989 --> 00:38:48,450 I'm so excited! Yeah! 560 00:38:51,496 --> 00:38:52,996 Yes! 561 00:38:54,541 --> 00:38:57,418 - Come on, let's dance. - No, I really don't feel like dancing. 562 00:38:57,502 --> 00:39:00,546 Come on. I wanna see you dancing circles around me. 563 00:39:01,214 --> 00:39:04,508 - Okay. - Watch the body. 564 00:39:15,979 --> 00:39:17,646 Let me show you how it's done. 565 00:39:20,817 --> 00:39:21,859 Right. 566 00:39:23,903 --> 00:39:25,112 - Where am I? - Where are you? 567 00:39:25,238 --> 00:39:27,489 - I don't know. Where am I? - Where'd you go? 568 00:39:27,574 --> 00:39:29,283 - Where did I go? I don't know. - Seriously, though. 569 00:39:29,367 --> 00:39:31,034 - Where are you? - Here I am. 570 00:39:31,119 --> 00:39:34,496 - Oh, hey. That was... - Just magic. 571 00:39:35,915 --> 00:39:37,082 Follow me. 572 00:39:37,959 --> 00:39:40,627 Yeah. Step. Step. 573 00:39:42,755 --> 00:39:45,090 - This is easy. - Yes! 574 00:39:46,092 --> 00:39:48,886 That's right, your boy A-Con in the building right now. 575 00:39:48,970 --> 00:39:51,638 Yeah, here we go, y'all. Bass drop! 576 00:39:55,977 --> 00:39:58,103 Put your hands up Put your hands up... 577 00:39:58,188 --> 00:40:00,481 You got a $20 bill Put your hands up... 578 00:40:00,565 --> 00:40:02,733 You got a $50 bill Put your hands up... 579 00:40:02,817 --> 00:40:05,235 You got a $100 bill Put your hands up... 580 00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:08,280 Now give me all your goddamn money, everybody, right now! 581 00:40:08,364 --> 00:40:11,450 That's right, B! Come on, that's right. Put it in there. 582 00:40:11,534 --> 00:40:15,787 Trick or treat, smell my heat, so me and my baby moms can eat. 583 00:40:15,872 --> 00:40:17,122 Come on! 584 00:40:19,292 --> 00:40:21,835 Hey. Yo, where y'all suckers going? 585 00:40:22,879 --> 00:40:27,382 Well, well, well, if it isn't the Pied Piper of short dancers. 586 00:40:28,593 --> 00:40:29,635 We're ready to battle. 587 00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:32,930 So you think you can dance? Well, step up. Bring it on. 588 00:40:33,014 --> 00:40:35,766 'Cause we, we America's best dance crew. 589 00:40:36,851 --> 00:40:37,935 Yeah! 590 00:40:40,730 --> 00:40:43,690 Hey! What'd I tell you? Like Michael Jackson's video! 591 00:40:43,775 --> 00:40:45,943 - I lean, you catch me. - Okay. Okay. All right. 592 00:40:46,027 --> 00:40:49,279 I think y'all better roll bounce before we stomp your yard. 593 00:40:49,531 --> 00:40:52,741 And take honey here with you, 'cause she's coyote ugly. 594 00:40:52,825 --> 00:40:54,034 You better be at the Streets. 595 00:40:54,118 --> 00:40:58,705 We gonna be at the Streets, fam, so y'all best be on yourjob. 596 00:40:58,790 --> 00:41:02,417 Oh, we on ourjob. Let's roll, 409! 597 00:41:03,419 --> 00:41:05,504 - What you gonna do? - What'd I say? 598 00:41:06,422 --> 00:41:07,506 Man! 599 00:41:11,886 --> 00:41:13,512 Thomas, hang on! 600 00:41:16,474 --> 00:41:19,560 Thomas, wait! Hold on a second. 601 00:41:20,562 --> 00:41:23,063 - What was that back there? - Believe me, you don't wanna know. 602 00:41:24,065 --> 00:41:27,943 - Well, I had a great time tonight. - I'm glad you liked the club. 603 00:41:28,278 --> 00:41:30,404 - I'll see you tomorrow. - You got a ride? 604 00:41:30,488 --> 00:41:31,905 No, I'm just gonna walk home. 605 00:41:32,907 --> 00:41:35,867 No, no, no, no. There's too many wannabe thugs around here. 606 00:41:35,952 --> 00:41:39,538 - Yeah, I'll walk you. - No, it's fine, I can protect myself. 607 00:41:39,622 --> 00:41:41,415 I was actually hoping you could protect me. 608 00:41:46,588 --> 00:41:48,922 - You're serious. - Yeah, I'm serious. 609 00:41:49,591 --> 00:41:50,591 Well, what are you gonna do? 610 00:41:51,175 --> 00:41:54,219 Don't worry about me. Lil' man is packing. 611 00:41:56,514 --> 00:41:57,889 Good night. 612 00:42:00,101 --> 00:42:01,310 Do you have one of those? 613 00:42:03,271 --> 00:42:06,481 - I had a really great time tonight. - Yeah, me, too. 614 00:42:07,609 --> 00:42:09,151 If you ever wanna, like, hook up sometime... 615 00:42:09,235 --> 00:42:12,946 ...and work on your dance moves, I'm totally, like, up for it. 616 00:42:13,406 --> 00:42:16,199 - Well, yeah, that'd be great. - Well, I'll see you tomorrow, then. 617 00:42:16,784 --> 00:42:19,786 - All right. Thanks for the dance. - No problem. 618 00:42:21,539 --> 00:42:23,415 You have to teach me that one. 619 00:42:23,499 --> 00:42:24,708 - Okay. - Okay. 620 00:42:24,792 --> 00:42:26,293 - See you. - Bye. 621 00:42:27,879 --> 00:42:29,463 My house is that way. 622 00:42:50,151 --> 00:42:52,235 Are you gonna do your show tomorrow? 623 00:42:56,741 --> 00:43:00,827 Don't have any more alcohol. Don't you see what it's doing to you? 624 00:43:00,912 --> 00:43:04,748 It's ruining your life. You're on the floor with no shirt and tight pants. 625 00:43:04,832 --> 00:43:18,387 Promise me you're not gonna have any more alcohol. 626 00:43:19,472 --> 00:43:20,472 I promise. 627 00:43:20,556 --> 00:43:24,518 Don't have any more alcohol or else I'm gonna disown you. Say you promise. 628 00:43:24,602 --> 00:43:26,186 I don't have anyone. 629 00:43:26,270 --> 00:43:28,563 What? What do you mean? Of course you have me. 630 00:43:28,648 --> 00:43:30,691 I don't have a little black boy. 631 00:43:30,775 --> 00:43:34,569 That's true but that doesn't mean you don't have me. So say you promise. 632 00:43:34,654 --> 00:43:35,987 I promise. 633 00:43:42,912 --> 00:43:44,913 All right. Let's warm up. 634 00:44:16,737 --> 00:44:18,822 Okay, let's do this. 635 00:44:20,992 --> 00:44:22,868 - Okay. - Yeah, now you're getting it. 636 00:44:22,952 --> 00:44:24,494 See, hip-hop is aggressive. 637 00:44:24,579 --> 00:44:27,831 It's raw, so what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna invade your space... 638 00:44:27,915 --> 00:44:29,207 ...and then you invade mine back. 639 00:44:29,292 --> 00:44:31,418 - It's like a battle. All right? - Okay. Okay. Okay. 640 00:44:31,502 --> 00:44:32,794 All right. So, I'm gonna guide you. 641 00:44:32,879 --> 00:44:34,129 - Okay. - Okay. 642 00:44:34,213 --> 00:44:37,632 Your space, my space. Your space, my... How's that feel? 643 00:44:37,717 --> 00:44:38,758 - Good. Good. - Good? All right. 644 00:44:38,843 --> 00:44:40,427 'Cause I'm gonna let go of the training wheels now, so... 645 00:44:40,511 --> 00:44:41,678 - Really? - Yeah, get ready. 646 00:44:41,762 --> 00:44:44,055 - Okay. - You got it. Feel it. 647 00:44:47,351 --> 00:44:49,769 It's aggressive. You gotta be aggressive towards me. 648 00:44:49,854 --> 00:44:51,271 Okay. 649 00:44:51,355 --> 00:44:54,774 Bitch, what's wrong with you? You just gonna invade my space? 650 00:44:54,859 --> 00:44:57,068 Don't invade my space! 651 00:44:58,613 --> 00:45:01,072 You're gonna invade my... Knees! 652 00:45:01,324 --> 00:45:02,449 Good. 653 00:45:02,783 --> 00:45:04,993 Now what you gotta do is learn how to back your shit up. 654 00:45:06,329 --> 00:45:09,039 - You wanna try it again? - No, no, no. 655 00:45:09,123 --> 00:45:10,457 - All right. - I'm good. 656 00:45:10,541 --> 00:45:12,501 Very good. Very good. 657 00:45:12,585 --> 00:45:16,796 So, that's it for today. Tomorrow I'm gonna teach you how to do this. 658 00:45:19,675 --> 00:45:20,800 Okay. 659 00:45:22,553 --> 00:45:25,514 So, tell me, what's up with you and A-Con? 660 00:45:25,598 --> 00:45:28,099 I don't get why you guys hang out. You're so different. 661 00:45:28,184 --> 00:45:32,521 Look, me and him got into some stuff a while ago. He got caught, I didn't. 662 00:45:32,605 --> 00:45:34,564 But he never ratted me out, so I owe him for that. 663 00:45:34,649 --> 00:45:37,651 But don't you wanna be something more than just a street thug? 664 00:45:37,735 --> 00:45:40,904 I know you've got bigger dreams than that. What do you wanna be? 665 00:45:40,988 --> 00:45:42,739 I wanna be a doctor. 666 00:45:43,449 --> 00:45:45,700 I bet you wanna work with kids, don't you? 667 00:45:45,785 --> 00:45:48,161 - No, vaginas. - What? 668 00:45:48,246 --> 00:45:50,622 I wanna be a vaginacologist. They're all I think about. 669 00:45:50,706 --> 00:45:54,251 Big ones, small ones, the cute ones with the little Hitler mustaches on them. 670 00:45:54,335 --> 00:45:56,962 Or how about the ones that are fat like Jay-Z's lips? 671 00:45:58,214 --> 00:46:01,508 But I gotta get into college first, so... But what about you? 672 00:46:01,592 --> 00:46:04,135 What does your mom think about you dancing hip-hop? 673 00:46:04,220 --> 00:46:06,096 My mom's dead. 674 00:46:06,180 --> 00:46:08,890 Well, how come you never talk about her? 675 00:46:08,975 --> 00:46:12,519 What am I supposed to do? Run around the school yelling about it? 676 00:46:12,603 --> 00:46:14,020 If it helps. 677 00:46:15,022 --> 00:46:18,942 My mom's dead! She's dead! My mom's dead! 678 00:46:22,572 --> 00:46:24,364 This book is so good. 679 00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:31,538 - You like Thomas, don't you? - No. 680 00:46:33,207 --> 00:46:35,458 Well, he's okay, I guess. 681 00:46:35,543 --> 00:46:40,672 He does have a nice smile, beautiful skin and luscious lips. 682 00:46:41,549 --> 00:46:43,758 But I love his big, fat... 683 00:46:43,843 --> 00:46:47,804 Hey, hey, hey, girl! That is my brother. 684 00:46:47,888 --> 00:46:50,432 What? I was just gonna say "butt. " 685 00:46:50,516 --> 00:46:52,767 Well, you should see his... 686 00:46:53,227 --> 00:46:54,519 Girl, I wonder who that could be. 687 00:46:54,604 --> 00:46:57,772 I hate when people come by unannounced. So tacky. 688 00:47:04,071 --> 00:47:05,322 What do you want? 689 00:47:05,406 --> 00:47:09,159 You know what I want, Charity. I'm here to pick up my son. 690 00:47:18,586 --> 00:47:19,878 Hey, son. 691 00:47:23,924 --> 00:47:25,675 All right, I'm out. 692 00:47:27,887 --> 00:47:30,764 I'll be back next week to pick him up again. 693 00:47:36,145 --> 00:47:38,104 He's such a good father. 694 00:47:38,189 --> 00:47:40,357 Yes! I got in! 695 00:47:40,441 --> 00:47:42,442 What is it? What's happened? 696 00:47:43,110 --> 00:47:45,528 - Dr. Thomas Anderson! - Let me see. Hold on. 697 00:47:45,613 --> 00:47:49,407 "You and everyone else that applied have been accepted... 698 00:47:49,492 --> 00:47:51,618 "to Just Community College. " 699 00:47:53,829 --> 00:47:55,747 Just Community College? 700 00:47:58,793 --> 00:48:02,420 Just Community College! That's great. You got in! 701 00:48:02,505 --> 00:48:04,130 Congratulations! 702 00:48:06,175 --> 00:48:07,384 That's great! 703 00:48:08,969 --> 00:48:12,055 Megan, tonight I'm taking you out to celebrate. 704 00:48:12,723 --> 00:48:14,391 - Don't look. - Okay. 705 00:48:14,725 --> 00:48:16,476 - Stairs, there's stairs. - Where? 706 00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:18,186 - Right now. - Okay. 707 00:48:19,563 --> 00:48:21,648 - I'm so excited. - I'm glad. 708 00:48:21,899 --> 00:48:24,109 - Are you looking? - No, I'm not looking. 709 00:48:24,193 --> 00:48:26,236 - All right. Are you ready? - Yes. 710 00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:27,612 Surprise! 711 00:48:31,325 --> 00:48:34,160 I'm sorry. I can't go in there. 712 00:48:35,037 --> 00:48:36,413 What do you mean you can't go in there? 713 00:48:36,497 --> 00:48:38,957 - This is where I'm taking you. - No. 714 00:48:39,542 --> 00:48:43,211 Come on. It's opening night. You're going. 715 00:48:43,462 --> 00:48:46,464 She risked her life... 716 00:48:47,425 --> 00:48:50,218 What a sacrifice... 717 00:48:50,845 --> 00:48:54,431 Smashed by a truck Last words were, "What the fuck?" 718 00:48:54,515 --> 00:48:57,350 Momma's gone, momma's gone... 719 00:48:58,018 --> 00:49:00,478 No more can you see her face... 720 00:49:01,522 --> 00:49:04,232 Or hear her voice on the phone... 721 00:49:05,109 --> 00:49:08,737 Your momma's dead, momma's dead And she's never coming back... 722 00:49:08,821 --> 00:49:12,741 Your momma's dead, momma's dead That's right, she's never coming back... 723 00:49:12,825 --> 00:49:14,075 You can wish... 724 00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:16,327 She's never, never coming back... 725 00:49:16,412 --> 00:49:17,704 You can cry... 726 00:49:17,788 --> 00:49:19,789 She's never, she's never coming back... 727 00:49:19,874 --> 00:49:22,292 Now go kill yourself... 728 00:49:22,376 --> 00:49:23,877 That's right, she's never coming back... 729 00:49:30,259 --> 00:49:31,342 Mom! 730 00:49:34,180 --> 00:49:36,681 Encore! Encore! 731 00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:40,310 - I thought you would've liked it. - I did. 732 00:49:40,394 --> 00:49:42,270 You wasn't acting like you did. 733 00:49:42,354 --> 00:49:44,898 Wasn't even being loud. I didn't hear you heckle once. 734 00:49:46,692 --> 00:49:48,276 I'm sorry. 735 00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:51,070 I don't want you to think I didn't have a good time tonight, Thomas... 736 00:49:51,155 --> 00:49:54,073 ...but dancing isn't a part of my life anymore. 737 00:49:55,117 --> 00:49:59,078 Why not? You just woke up one day and decided to waste your talent? 738 00:49:59,163 --> 00:50:02,624 How do you know I have talent? 'Cause I danced at the club? 739 00:50:02,750 --> 00:50:05,460 Because I saw the look on your face when you did it, Megan. 740 00:50:05,586 --> 00:50:08,087 It's the same look you had tonight. 741 00:50:09,131 --> 00:50:11,758 It's the same exact look that you had... 742 00:50:13,344 --> 00:50:14,636 It's the same... Mother... 743 00:50:14,720 --> 00:50:18,681 Guys, can you quiet down here, please? Can I talk to the girl? 744 00:50:18,766 --> 00:50:20,934 Low self-esteem? Vulnerable? 745 00:50:22,311 --> 00:50:23,645 Thank you. 746 00:50:26,065 --> 00:50:27,816 - Like I was saying... - Yeah. 747 00:50:27,900 --> 00:50:30,235 I saw the look on your face when you did it. 748 00:50:30,319 --> 00:50:34,906 It's the same look you had tonight. Goofy, happy, pale with freckles. 749 00:50:35,783 --> 00:50:37,742 So, if you're gonna tell me something about not dancing... 750 00:50:37,827 --> 00:50:39,369 ...then tell me something real. 751 00:50:39,453 --> 00:50:41,830 Maybe I don't want it to be real. 752 00:50:42,414 --> 00:50:45,208 What I want is to wake up and see my mom. 753 00:50:45,292 --> 00:50:49,379 For things to go back to the way they were when life made sense. 754 00:50:49,463 --> 00:50:53,216 And it's all my fault. She got scraped off the highway for me. 755 00:50:53,300 --> 00:50:55,593 For my damn audition. 756 00:50:55,678 --> 00:50:58,555 - She was rushing, it was raining. I... - Wait, it was raining? 757 00:50:58,639 --> 00:51:01,766 Well, yeah, but she promised she would be there. 758 00:51:01,851 --> 00:51:03,226 I made her promise. 759 00:51:03,310 --> 00:51:06,396 Damn! So, it was raining and you still made her promise? 760 00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:09,065 - Yeah, and then I didn't wait for her. - That's messed up! 761 00:51:09,149 --> 00:51:11,401 So, even if she didn't die, she still would've been late? 762 00:51:11,485 --> 00:51:16,072 I know I should've waited for her, but they called my name and... 763 00:51:16,156 --> 00:51:18,074 And then I didn't say anything. 764 00:51:18,158 --> 00:51:20,493 So she would've got there and been stuck outside. 765 00:51:20,578 --> 00:51:21,828 That's what you're saying? 766 00:51:21,912 --> 00:51:23,788 Well, technically, yeah, but they called me. 767 00:51:23,873 --> 00:51:27,083 You didn't put your mother's name on the list? Are you kidding me? 768 00:51:27,167 --> 00:51:30,211 Well, I had to go over my dance moves, so I didn't have time to! 769 00:51:30,296 --> 00:51:31,921 You didn't have time for your own mother? 770 00:51:32,006 --> 00:51:33,965 The person who gave birth to you. You didn't have time for her? 771 00:51:34,049 --> 00:51:35,091 - No, I... No, I... - Okay. 772 00:51:35,175 --> 00:51:37,051 No, I see what kind of party? This is. 773 00:51:39,346 --> 00:51:40,847 Cry me a river. 774 00:51:41,390 --> 00:51:45,435 All she wanted was for me to dance. 775 00:51:45,519 --> 00:51:47,937 No. All she wanted was to live. 776 00:51:48,522 --> 00:51:50,565 Not that she didn't support your dream. 777 00:51:50,649 --> 00:51:53,318 It's just, the point is you killed your mother. 778 00:51:53,402 --> 00:51:57,155 And she's never coming back. She's dead because of you! 779 00:51:57,239 --> 00:51:59,574 God hates you, okay? 780 00:51:59,658 --> 00:52:03,119 So, you not dancing doesn't make any damn sense at all. 781 00:52:03,746 --> 00:52:06,915 I know! But she... 782 00:52:09,835 --> 00:52:12,503 I just don't think I could do it without her. 783 00:52:13,756 --> 00:52:15,715 Do you want this? 784 00:52:15,799 --> 00:52:18,051 I mean, do you really wanna go to Juilliard? 785 00:52:19,970 --> 00:52:22,138 Yeah. Yeah, I do. 786 00:52:23,307 --> 00:52:25,934 Well, then, it's on you to make your dream come true. 787 00:52:28,729 --> 00:52:30,146 Oh, shit, black girls. 788 00:52:30,230 --> 00:52:33,483 So what you're gonna wanna do is make that left, go up three blocks... 789 00:52:33,567 --> 00:52:36,027 - I don't know you, and... - What are you... 790 00:52:36,111 --> 00:52:38,404 - Thomas, what are you talking about? - Sistahs! Yeah! 791 00:52:42,451 --> 00:52:46,371 - So this is where you live? - Yep, this is it. 792 00:52:46,455 --> 00:52:47,622 Oh, my God! 793 00:52:47,706 --> 00:52:49,749 This is my dad's music room. 794 00:52:49,833 --> 00:52:53,419 He's actually pretty good, if you like the buckets. 795 00:52:54,922 --> 00:52:56,214 I don't. 796 00:52:56,632 --> 00:53:01,928 He's working tonight, so he's gonna be gone all night. 797 00:53:04,515 --> 00:53:09,394 So that means we could probably play the TV as loud as we want. Yeah! 798 00:53:09,478 --> 00:53:13,106 There's a Blue's Clues marathon! It's not working. 799 00:53:13,273 --> 00:53:15,942 Well, I was thinking more like... 800 00:53:19,321 --> 00:53:20,822 Make hotdogs? 801 00:53:21,532 --> 00:53:25,076 Not exactly. Okay. More like... 802 00:53:29,415 --> 00:53:33,042 Ice cream. Who has two thumbs and wants ice cream? This guy. 803 00:53:33,127 --> 00:53:34,127 No. 804 00:53:36,338 --> 00:53:37,880 Charades. I like charades. 805 00:53:37,965 --> 00:53:39,173 - All right, I'm good at this. - Yes! 806 00:53:39,258 --> 00:53:41,217 Yoga. You're doing yoga. 807 00:53:41,301 --> 00:53:44,429 - Leap frog. Okay. You're riding a pony. - Yeah, yeah, yes, yeah! 808 00:53:44,513 --> 00:53:47,265 No, Thomas! Have sex! 809 00:53:49,601 --> 00:53:51,477 Why didn't you say something? 810 00:53:51,562 --> 00:53:53,563 Well, I'm a little shy. 811 00:54:07,536 --> 00:54:10,413 Yo. Sugar Bear wants to see you. 812 00:54:11,540 --> 00:54:13,750 Who's that scary-looking guy? 813 00:54:13,834 --> 00:54:15,835 Who, him? That's nobody. 814 00:54:15,919 --> 00:54:18,755 - Just an old friend, you know. - Okay. 815 00:54:18,839 --> 00:54:21,883 - We should all get together sometime. - Yeah, great. 816 00:54:21,967 --> 00:54:24,677 I'm just gonna go hang out. Do some cardio. Read. 817 00:54:25,888 --> 00:54:27,930 - Well, have fun. - I will. I really... 818 00:54:28,015 --> 00:54:32,769 Hey, yo, Thomas, they caught us, fam. I don't know how they found you, though. 819 00:54:36,315 --> 00:54:38,441 - I gotta go. - Okay. 820 00:54:41,028 --> 00:54:45,156 So, I'm gonna give you a call around 9:11? 821 00:54:45,240 --> 00:54:47,074 That's a little late, but that's okay. 822 00:54:47,159 --> 00:54:50,495 And I also got us some Police concert tickets. 823 00:54:50,579 --> 00:54:54,081 Oh, my God, I love the Police! I'm so excited! 824 00:54:54,166 --> 00:54:57,418 There's a COPS marathon. COPS. Love it, right? 825 00:54:57,503 --> 00:55:01,172 - Okay, I'll TiVo it. - Okay. Bye. 826 00:55:03,008 --> 00:55:04,050 Bye! 827 00:55:06,053 --> 00:55:08,554 You ain't got my dough yet? 828 00:55:08,639 --> 00:55:12,016 You know how much bread, how much cheddar... 829 00:55:12,100 --> 00:55:14,393 ...how much cake that is? 830 00:55:14,478 --> 00:55:17,438 I want my chips! 831 00:55:17,523 --> 00:55:20,107 Don't worry, man, we gonna have your money for you, Sug. 832 00:55:20,192 --> 00:55:23,110 - When? - Soon as possible, fam. 833 00:55:23,195 --> 00:55:25,404 Well, that ain't good enough. 834 00:55:25,989 --> 00:55:29,867 There's a dance battle coming up, and I suggest you win. 835 00:55:32,412 --> 00:55:34,330 - What if we lose? - No! 836 00:55:35,207 --> 00:55:37,875 No! No! 837 00:55:41,171 --> 00:55:43,840 And I am telling you... 838 00:55:44,842 --> 00:55:47,760 My belly's growling... 839 00:55:49,471 --> 00:55:53,057 I like glazed ham, pig feet and toes... 840 00:55:53,475 --> 00:55:56,477 The Biggest Loser, I say no... 841 00:55:56,812 --> 00:55:59,480 Give me mo, mo, mo, mo steaks... 842 00:56:00,065 --> 00:56:02,275 Chicken and ribs, too... 843 00:56:03,235 --> 00:56:05,903 I'm not living without food... 844 00:56:07,114 --> 00:56:10,950 I don't wanna be no Nicole Richie... 845 00:56:11,910 --> 00:56:14,704 Chips by the mountain Soda pop from the spout... 846 00:56:14,788 --> 00:56:18,457 You can say what you wanna I'm not working out... 847 00:56:19,209 --> 00:56:22,336 Fry me some chicken, strike up the grill... 848 00:56:22,671 --> 00:56:24,505 'Cause you're gonna feed me... 849 00:56:24,590 --> 00:56:31,012 That's right, you will, yes... 850 00:56:31,096 --> 00:56:35,808 I am smelling food... 851 00:56:36,727 --> 00:56:41,063 I'm so hungry... 852 00:56:41,148 --> 00:56:44,734 Smucker's is the best jam I've ever known... 853 00:56:44,818 --> 00:56:47,653 And you, and you, and you... 854 00:56:47,738 --> 00:56:51,699 You're gonna feed me... 855 00:56:53,535 --> 00:56:58,331 Feed me... 856 00:56:58,999 --> 00:57:05,630 Feed... 857 00:57:09,426 --> 00:57:15,598 Me... 858 00:57:21,271 --> 00:57:23,773 Be aggressive, guys! Let's score! 859 00:57:23,857 --> 00:57:26,484 Excuse me! Come on, let's get that basket! 860 00:57:26,568 --> 00:57:29,779 Why do they call you nappy? I don't understand it. 861 00:57:33,075 --> 00:57:34,784 Why don't you "D" up on her? 862 00:57:34,868 --> 00:57:38,329 You know, maybe if you weren't so tired from having sex with Thomas... 863 00:57:38,413 --> 00:57:39,872 ...maybe you could guard her. 864 00:57:39,957 --> 00:57:42,416 How do you know I had sex with Thomas? 865 00:57:43,168 --> 00:57:45,252 Who's the ho now? 866 00:57:46,505 --> 00:57:47,838 - Give that back! - No! 867 00:57:47,923 --> 00:57:50,049 You are going down, Twiggy! 868 00:57:50,550 --> 00:57:52,385 You bow-legged bitch! 869 00:57:53,971 --> 00:57:58,391 Break it up! Break it up! Get off of her! 870 00:57:58,850 --> 00:57:59,850 What are you doing? 871 00:57:59,935 --> 00:58:03,688 I am not gonna have two nubile, sweaty teens fighting like that... 872 00:58:03,772 --> 00:58:06,315 ...making me moist in my own gym! Do you understand? 873 00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:10,403 If you've got a beef to settle, we're gonna settle it my way. Got it? 874 00:58:11,571 --> 00:58:13,322 Oh, yeah! That's what I'm talking about! 875 00:58:13,407 --> 00:58:15,241 - Get her! - Come on! Get that ass! 876 00:58:15,325 --> 00:58:17,451 - Grab it! - You want some of this? 877 00:58:17,536 --> 00:58:20,371 I'm gonna make it rain on these hoes! Yeah! 878 00:58:20,998 --> 00:58:24,125 Show me what you got! Let me see some ass! 879 00:58:30,590 --> 00:58:32,883 What is wrong with you guys? 880 00:58:32,968 --> 00:58:37,471 Do you know what's at stake here? We're talking state championships! 881 00:58:38,181 --> 00:58:40,307 Hey! Stand up, Weiner! 882 00:58:41,351 --> 00:58:43,769 You're not looking polished, Knob! 883 00:58:43,854 --> 00:58:46,022 You gotta play hard, Cockran! 884 00:58:46,106 --> 00:58:48,232 Headd! You gotta give me some! 885 00:58:48,316 --> 00:58:51,235 Don't you guys wanna know what it feels like to be winners? 886 00:58:51,319 --> 00:58:55,114 To be 10 men, holding each other after a big victory? 887 00:58:55,824 --> 00:58:57,867 Standing naked in the showers... 888 00:58:57,951 --> 00:59:00,995 ...screaming at the top of your lungs, foam flying? 889 00:59:01,079 --> 00:59:02,830 Yes! Yes! 890 00:59:02,914 --> 00:59:05,916 Yes! Now, that is the spirit, son! 891 00:59:06,001 --> 00:59:09,128 Now, the rest of you, get your head in the game! 892 00:59:10,297 --> 00:59:11,338 Let's go! 893 00:59:15,218 --> 00:59:17,553 So, how did he catch it? 894 00:59:17,637 --> 00:59:20,389 Probably one of them kids at school. You know kids. 895 00:59:20,474 --> 00:59:23,142 I told him to wear a condom, but does he listen to me? No. 896 00:59:23,226 --> 00:59:25,227 Just like his damn daddy. 897 00:59:27,355 --> 00:59:29,982 Now you sit there and let it itch. 898 00:59:30,067 --> 00:59:32,818 So, I heard about the fight. 899 00:59:33,487 --> 00:59:35,821 Yeah. It was all Nora's fault. 900 00:59:35,906 --> 00:59:39,533 It was all Nora's fault? You didn't have anything to do with it? 901 00:59:39,618 --> 00:59:42,495 No! She's just jealous of me and Thomas. 902 00:59:42,579 --> 00:59:46,665 Well, what do you expect? It is hard out there for a white girl. 903 00:59:46,750 --> 00:59:48,959 It used to be that y'all just show up and bat your eyes... 904 00:59:49,044 --> 00:59:50,377 ...and the brothers would come running. 905 00:59:50,462 --> 00:59:52,880 But now, the competition is fierce. 906 00:59:52,964 --> 00:59:55,382 You see, girl, first it was J. Lo with Puffy. 907 00:59:55,467 --> 00:59:58,469 She opened the door for every Latina this side of the border. 908 00:59:58,553 --> 01:00:02,098 Then it was Kimora Lee Simmons leading a dojo ofAsian bitches. 909 01:00:02,182 --> 01:00:04,100 And now, we got Kim Kardashian... 910 01:00:04,184 --> 01:00:07,228 ...and her big, Armenian ass pulling brothers right and left. 911 01:00:07,312 --> 01:00:09,438 So, what is a rich white girl supposed to do? 912 01:00:09,523 --> 01:00:12,525 The last thing she needs is you coming in here with your blonde hair... 913 01:00:12,609 --> 01:00:14,443 ...your perky breasts, and a little bit of rhythm... 914 01:00:14,528 --> 01:00:16,904 ...taking the last sellout brother left. 915 01:00:16,988 --> 01:00:20,324 You think that Nora is the only oppressed white girl? 916 01:00:20,408 --> 01:00:23,327 Well, I'll have you know, I have paid my dues. 917 01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:30,209 Excuse me, miss? Have you been drinking? 918 01:00:31,753 --> 01:00:34,213 - Nope. - Ma'am, step out of the car. 919 01:00:45,976 --> 01:00:48,727 The damage isn't that bad. 920 01:00:53,567 --> 01:00:56,986 Ma'am, I'm gonna have to have you blow into this tube. 921 01:01:01,199 --> 01:01:03,409 Ma'am, I meant this tube. 922 01:01:05,245 --> 01:01:06,912 It's a lot bigger. 923 01:01:17,257 --> 01:01:19,842 Ma'am, I'm gonna have to take you in. 924 01:01:29,019 --> 01:01:30,311 Time's up, Miss White. 925 01:01:30,395 --> 01:01:32,104 You're free to go. Hope you learned your lesson. 926 01:01:32,189 --> 01:01:33,439 What took you so long? 927 01:01:34,274 --> 01:01:37,109 Your flashback was longer than your time in County... 928 01:01:37,194 --> 01:01:39,278 ...and that don't make you one of us. 929 01:01:39,362 --> 01:01:41,405 I thought we were friends. 930 01:01:44,034 --> 01:01:46,076 What do you mean, we're not gonna pay Sugar Bear back his money? 931 01:01:46,161 --> 01:01:48,746 'Cause I'm tired of Sugar Bear always trying to punk us, B. 932 01:01:48,830 --> 01:01:51,332 What type of self-respecting thug pays back a debt? 933 01:01:51,416 --> 01:01:52,917 So, what are you gonna do when he comes after us? 934 01:01:53,001 --> 01:01:55,920 He ain't coming after us. We gonna get him first. 935 01:01:56,004 --> 01:01:59,548 - Meet me under the bridge tonight, 8:00. - No. 936 01:01:59,633 --> 01:02:01,091 - Bitch. - Okay. 937 01:02:16,983 --> 01:02:18,692 There's something I need to tell you. 938 01:02:18,777 --> 01:02:20,903 You're pregnant? Oh, no. 939 01:02:20,987 --> 01:02:24,031 What? No, Thomas, I'm not pregnant. 940 01:02:24,115 --> 01:02:28,494 Good, 'cause with your big head and my ears, God only knows. 941 01:02:29,287 --> 01:02:31,497 No, I'm performing at the senior showcase... 942 01:02:31,581 --> 01:02:34,500 ...and then, who knows, maybe Juilliard. 943 01:02:34,584 --> 01:02:35,834 That's great! 944 01:02:35,919 --> 01:02:37,586 And I was kind of thinking, you know... 945 01:02:37,671 --> 01:02:40,839 ...maybe we should just kind of cool it for a while. 946 01:02:41,633 --> 01:02:43,050 What do you mean? 947 01:02:43,134 --> 01:02:46,262 I'm saying I think we need to take a break. 948 01:02:46,346 --> 01:02:48,180 Break, definitely, yeah, we should definitely take a break. 949 01:02:48,265 --> 01:02:49,932 How long you need, like, 30, 40 minutes? 950 01:02:50,016 --> 01:02:51,600 We actually should synchronize our watches... 951 01:02:51,685 --> 01:02:54,603 - So we can meet up... - No, Thomas. I need space. 952 01:02:54,688 --> 01:02:59,400 Okay. Space. Space is good. That's enough space? 953 01:02:59,734 --> 01:03:01,110 Thomas, we're done. 954 01:03:01,194 --> 01:03:03,904 Definitely. This has been a long rehearsal, very tough. 955 01:03:03,989 --> 01:03:05,364 Thomas, I'm leaving you! 956 01:03:05,448 --> 01:03:07,283 I don't wanna be your girlfriend anymore! 957 01:03:07,367 --> 01:03:09,451 We spend more time defending our relationship... 958 01:03:09,536 --> 01:03:10,828 ...than actually having one! 959 01:03:10,912 --> 01:03:14,790 Nobody wants to see us together. Not my friends and not yours. 960 01:03:14,874 --> 01:03:16,959 I'm saying it's over. 961 01:03:18,712 --> 01:03:20,045 Fine. 962 01:03:20,380 --> 01:03:24,258 - Fine, leave! Get out! - Sorry! I'm sorry! 963 01:03:32,726 --> 01:03:36,145 God has put you in my path and I aim to keep you! 964 01:03:37,397 --> 01:03:41,525 I'm making steaks for dinner and I expect you to stay. 965 01:04:17,729 --> 01:04:20,564 Megan! 966 01:04:25,612 --> 01:04:30,157 So, here's my number. You just call me. You married? 967 01:04:30,241 --> 01:04:33,285 That's sexy. I'll talk to you later. 968 01:04:34,537 --> 01:04:35,788 Oh, shit. 969 01:04:47,050 --> 01:04:48,384 - Hey. - Hey. 970 01:04:51,304 --> 01:04:52,679 Can we talk? 971 01:04:53,807 --> 01:04:55,599 Can we talk, Charity? 972 01:04:56,643 --> 01:05:02,356 I just want to let you know, from now on, things are gonna be different. 973 01:05:05,110 --> 01:05:06,193 I don't wanna be the kind of father... 974 01:05:06,277 --> 01:05:09,113 ...that his kid only sees him on the weekends. 975 01:05:10,532 --> 01:05:13,826 That's not the kind of life I want for my son. My son! 976 01:05:13,910 --> 01:05:17,162 - You don't even know his name. - It doesn't matter! 977 01:05:17,247 --> 01:05:21,250 Maury said it was a 99.9% chance that he is mine! 978 01:05:21,334 --> 01:05:23,335 And I'm gonna honor that! 979 01:05:23,711 --> 01:05:29,341 Anyway, I want my kid to wake up every morning and see my face. 980 01:05:31,302 --> 01:05:32,803 Here, put this in his room. 981 01:05:34,264 --> 01:05:35,514 I'm out. 982 01:05:42,397 --> 01:05:44,898 Hey, sup, man, I gotta talk to you. 983 01:05:48,653 --> 01:05:51,613 - I ain't going with you. - What you mean you not going with me? 984 01:05:51,698 --> 01:05:53,198 I mean this shit is dangerous! 985 01:05:53,283 --> 01:05:55,284 Of course it's dangerous, it's a drive-by! 986 01:05:55,368 --> 01:05:56,660 But we can get the money. 987 01:05:56,744 --> 01:05:58,996 All we have to do is battle the 409s at the Streets tonight... 988 01:05:59,080 --> 01:06:01,331 ...pay Sugar Bear back, and we're good. 989 01:06:01,416 --> 01:06:04,835 Nigger, did you wear a pink shirt to a drive-by? 990 01:06:06,463 --> 01:06:08,338 It brings out my eyes. 991 01:06:08,798 --> 01:06:11,884 Look, if you walk away from this, I'll walk away with you. 992 01:06:11,968 --> 01:06:15,304 Walk away from what? I'm not you, Thomas. 993 01:06:15,388 --> 01:06:17,473 I can't go to Just Community College like you... 994 01:06:17,557 --> 01:06:19,892 ...be a doctor, operating on people and shit. 995 01:06:19,976 --> 01:06:23,604 Yes, you can, man! If I can do it, you can do it! 996 01:06:24,647 --> 01:06:26,440 Not with these hands! 997 01:06:27,442 --> 01:06:29,568 I got guns for hands! 998 01:06:30,653 --> 01:06:33,906 They call me Edward Triggerhands, fam. 999 01:06:34,866 --> 01:06:37,493 For me, it's all about respect. 1000 01:06:41,080 --> 01:06:42,331 A- Con... 1001 01:06:58,723 --> 01:07:00,724 Are you wearing the elastic I asked you to wear? 1002 01:07:00,808 --> 01:07:02,559 Keep your chins up. 1003 01:07:03,895 --> 01:07:06,104 You're never gonna be a Nora. Have a good show. 1004 01:07:06,397 --> 01:07:08,023 Yes, this is she. 1005 01:07:09,275 --> 01:07:11,276 Hey, Charity. Where's Thomas? 1006 01:07:11,361 --> 01:07:14,321 The last time I heard, he and A-Con went after Sugar Bear. 1007 01:07:14,405 --> 01:07:17,157 - What? - Yeah, well, they owe him $5,000 1008 01:07:17,242 --> 01:07:19,284 ...and they can't come up with the money. 1009 01:07:19,369 --> 01:07:21,495 There has to be another way. 1010 01:07:21,579 --> 01:07:24,581 Well, if he had a crew, he could've battled at the Streets... 1011 01:07:24,666 --> 01:07:28,877 ...and possibly won the money back, but where we gonna find a crew? 1012 01:07:29,629 --> 01:07:33,090 Hey, guys! Thomas is in trouble and he needs our help. 1013 01:07:33,174 --> 01:07:36,218 There's a battle at the Streets tonight and he needs a crew. 1014 01:07:36,302 --> 01:07:38,720 So, what are you saying? You want to start a crew? 1015 01:07:38,805 --> 01:07:40,013 Yeah! 1016 01:07:40,515 --> 01:07:42,724 And who's gonna be in this "crew?" 1017 01:07:42,809 --> 01:07:45,978 Well, maybe you don't wanna step out of your perfect world... 1018 01:07:46,062 --> 01:07:49,398 ...but there's a lot going on under the radar at Musical High. 1019 01:07:49,482 --> 01:07:51,608 Take sweet little Tracy, for example. 1020 01:07:51,693 --> 01:07:53,944 She has really bad hair. 1021 01:07:54,988 --> 01:07:57,155 Tyler has a horrible smile! 1022 01:07:57,824 --> 01:07:59,199 And what about you, Nora? 1023 01:07:59,284 --> 01:08:02,244 I mean, everybody knows that you're the best dancer in school. 1024 01:08:02,328 --> 01:08:03,829 Let's do this! 1025 01:08:09,836 --> 01:08:11,420 What about the showcase? 1026 01:08:30,607 --> 01:08:35,110 The 409 Crew coming up, y'all! 409, yeah! 1027 01:08:35,194 --> 01:08:36,987 It's that time, y'all. 1028 01:08:37,071 --> 01:08:40,449 Now, I believe that our distinguished panel of random extras... 1029 01:08:40,533 --> 01:08:42,284 ...have made their decision. 1030 01:08:42,368 --> 01:08:44,703 May I have the envelope, please? 1031 01:08:46,581 --> 01:08:47,623 Man. 1032 01:08:47,707 --> 01:08:49,833 And for all you people at home watching... 1033 01:08:49,917 --> 01:08:51,793 I am wearing all yellow. 1034 01:08:51,878 --> 01:08:55,797 This is a tight moment. Tighter than the button on my suit. 1035 01:08:55,882 --> 01:08:58,717 Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner! 1036 01:08:58,801 --> 01:09:01,386 - The winner is... - Hey, yo, Truck! 1037 01:09:01,471 --> 01:09:03,305 - What do you want, punk? - Hey, hey. Hey, now. 1038 01:09:03,389 --> 01:09:05,641 I wanna battle! Me and you, one on one. 1039 01:09:05,725 --> 01:09:07,684 That's not how it goes. You have to have a crew to battle. 1040 01:09:07,769 --> 01:09:09,645 - Says who? - It's a written law of the Streets. 1041 01:09:09,729 --> 01:09:12,147 Says it right there. "No dance battling without a crew. " 1042 01:09:12,231 --> 01:09:14,775 - And you don't have a crew. - Oh, yes, he does. 1043 01:09:14,859 --> 01:09:16,777 Megan? What are you doing here? 1044 01:09:16,861 --> 01:09:19,613 Oh, no, this for street dancers only. They're not street dancers. 1045 01:09:19,697 --> 01:09:22,282 We gonna do it just like we do it on the Streets. 1046 01:09:22,367 --> 01:09:24,701 Now the baddest man hit my hand. 1047 01:09:25,620 --> 01:09:27,913 Now you've been challenged. Do you accept? 1048 01:09:27,997 --> 01:09:29,331 - Let's do this. - All right. 1049 01:09:29,415 --> 01:09:33,085 Then it's gonna be the 409 Crew versus, what's your name, young man? 1050 01:09:33,169 --> 01:09:35,337 - Thomas Uncles. - The Uncle Toms! 1051 01:09:35,421 --> 01:09:36,922 Show your love! 1052 01:09:37,507 --> 01:09:39,466 Let's go, 409, let's go! 1053 01:09:40,093 --> 01:09:42,135 Uncle Toms, assemble! 1054 01:10:06,411 --> 01:10:07,786 We got this. 1055 01:10:19,048 --> 01:10:22,008 Hey, wait a minute, I thought only the good guys get to go in slow motion? 1056 01:10:25,138 --> 01:10:27,639 - Hey, yo, Thomas. - A-Con! 1057 01:10:27,724 --> 01:10:29,891 What's up? Wait, what happened with Sugar Bear? 1058 01:10:29,976 --> 01:10:32,477 Mr. Stache took care of that, man. We good. 1059 01:10:32,562 --> 01:10:34,646 Now let's serve these suckers, B. 1060 01:10:34,731 --> 01:10:36,148 Everybody huddle up. 1061 01:10:36,649 --> 01:10:37,649 Hold on, man! 1062 01:10:37,734 --> 01:10:41,653 Yo, how we gonna compete with these guys with these guys? 1063 01:10:43,740 --> 01:10:45,490 We got this, A-Con. 1064 01:10:46,242 --> 01:10:49,035 All right, everybody. You just do what you do best, okay? 1065 01:10:49,120 --> 01:10:50,620 Let's do this! 1066 01:11:14,979 --> 01:11:18,273 - What's going on? - I don't think I can do this. 1067 01:11:18,357 --> 01:11:20,275 Remember the routine you used to do at the club? 1068 01:11:20,359 --> 01:11:22,819 Do that and you'll be great. 1069 01:11:22,904 --> 01:11:24,029 Okay. 1070 01:11:30,953 --> 01:11:32,913 I didn't mean that club. 1071 01:11:53,309 --> 01:11:54,643 That's my girl! 1072 01:11:55,102 --> 01:11:56,520 What's this? 1073 01:12:03,861 --> 01:12:04,945 Yeah! 1074 01:12:18,251 --> 01:12:23,171 Nigger! Did you wear tight ass shorts and skates to a battle? 1075 01:12:23,256 --> 01:12:24,840 Yeah. So did you. 1076 01:12:27,051 --> 01:12:30,303 Oh, yeah. And it worked for T.I. In ATL, right? 1077 01:12:30,388 --> 01:12:31,972 What up, dawg! 1078 01:12:47,655 --> 01:12:48,697 Wee! 1079 01:12:48,781 --> 01:12:50,156 Stop weeing! 1080 01:13:13,973 --> 01:13:15,473 Yeah! What! 1081 01:13:16,142 --> 01:13:17,183 Yeah! 1082 01:13:19,353 --> 01:13:21,396 They did their thing tonight! 1083 01:13:21,480 --> 01:13:23,857 And the judges have made their decision. 1084 01:13:23,941 --> 01:13:25,942 And the winner is... 1085 01:13:26,068 --> 01:13:27,527 - A tie? - What? 1086 01:13:31,115 --> 01:13:33,909 Oh, hell, no! Y'all can't do this to these kids! 1087 01:13:33,993 --> 01:13:36,369 What y'all want to see? Y'all want to see them battle it out? 1088 01:13:38,372 --> 01:13:41,082 All right. We gonna do this the Stache way. 1089 01:13:41,167 --> 01:13:46,588 Each crew gets one move, no rules, and the audience will decide. 1090 01:13:47,214 --> 01:13:48,840 Let's get it on! 1091 01:13:51,010 --> 01:13:54,471 Let's go. They got one move left, and we know what that is. 1092 01:13:54,555 --> 01:13:57,557 Three, four, five, six, seven. 1093 01:14:06,567 --> 01:14:09,402 - What are they doing? - Stealing our move, man! 1094 01:14:13,908 --> 01:14:15,784 I'm stealing your shit! 1095 01:14:17,995 --> 01:14:19,287 Now what? 1096 01:14:19,372 --> 01:14:21,873 Yo, that's not fair. You stole our move! 1097 01:14:21,958 --> 01:14:25,961 That's true. But you still got one move left. 1098 01:14:26,045 --> 01:14:27,128 Sugar Bear? 1099 01:14:27,213 --> 01:14:30,882 I came here to get my bread, my chips, my cheese. 1100 01:14:30,967 --> 01:14:33,510 - Here you go. - I'm talking about my money, bitch. 1101 01:14:33,594 --> 01:14:34,803 Don't get cute. 1102 01:14:34,887 --> 01:14:37,097 All right, fat boy, let's see what you got. 1103 01:15:39,785 --> 01:15:42,162 I'm about to get in your ass! 1104 01:15:51,839 --> 01:15:54,132 Am I still cute? I look like a black Gumby? 1105 01:15:55,426 --> 01:16:00,472 Uncle Toms! Uncle Toms! Uncle Toms! Uncle Toms! 1106 01:16:00,556 --> 01:16:02,557 And the crowd has spoken! 1107 01:16:02,641 --> 01:16:06,811 The winner of this year's Battle of the Streets and $5,000 1108 01:16:06,896 --> 01:16:08,772 ...goes to the Uncle Toms! 1109 01:16:08,856 --> 01:16:11,149 Yeah! Show your love! 1110 01:16:11,233 --> 01:16:15,153 Now that's a battle right there! That's what I'm talking about! 1111 01:16:21,744 --> 01:16:23,912 - Good work, guys! - Hey! 1112 01:16:23,996 --> 01:16:25,121 Hey! 1113 01:16:25,873 --> 01:16:27,749 That was really wild, what you did out there. 1114 01:16:27,833 --> 01:16:31,628 Thanks. I couldn't let you go out there and risk your future. 1115 01:16:32,171 --> 01:16:35,757 Oh, my gosh, Megan! Megan, congratulations, girl! 1116 01:16:36,300 --> 01:16:37,675 Thanks, Charity. 1117 01:16:37,760 --> 01:16:40,929 By the way, I brought somebody with me. 1118 01:16:41,013 --> 01:16:44,599 - Well, now, that certainly was different. - I guess it was. 1119 01:16:44,683 --> 01:16:48,061 So, you and your entire crew missed the senior showcase for this? 1120 01:16:48,145 --> 01:16:52,232 Ever since I started hanging out with these guys, I've learned a lesson. 1121 01:16:52,316 --> 01:16:55,110 Some things are more important than going to college... 1122 01:16:55,194 --> 01:16:57,529 ...or getting a high-paying job... 1123 01:16:57,613 --> 01:17:00,740 ...or inventing something that could save the lives of millions. 1124 01:17:00,825 --> 01:17:03,535 It's something we like to call respect. 1125 01:17:04,411 --> 01:17:07,580 And you only get it here, in the Streets. 1126 01:17:07,665 --> 01:17:08,748 Yeah! 1127 01:17:09,208 --> 01:17:11,000 Well, this might surprise you... 1128 01:17:11,127 --> 01:17:14,546 ...but I know a little something about the hip-hop. 1129 01:17:14,630 --> 01:17:16,131 What you know about hip-hop? 1130 01:17:16,215 --> 01:17:20,510 Well, back in the day, I happened to be one of the best beatboxers around. 1131 01:17:20,594 --> 01:17:22,262 - Is that right? - Yeah! 1132 01:17:22,346 --> 01:17:25,557 - Well, why don't you kick a beat then? - All right. 1133 01:17:29,103 --> 01:17:32,480 That beat is hot. But her lips ain't moving. 1134 01:17:32,565 --> 01:17:35,358 - Oh, yes, they are. - Yo! 1135 01:17:40,114 --> 01:17:41,406 We like to party... 1136 01:17:41,490 --> 01:17:44,075 We don't cause trouble We don't bother nobody... 1137 01:17:44,160 --> 01:17:46,452 We're just some men that's on the mic... 1138 01:17:46,537 --> 01:17:49,247 And when we rock upon the mic We rock the mic right... 1139 01:17:49,999 --> 01:17:51,791 I am a human beatbox... 1140 01:18:03,262 --> 01:18:04,721 Hold onto me. 1141 01:18:26,660 --> 01:18:28,703 What's the matter, Thomas? 1142 01:18:29,413 --> 01:18:32,040 - You think you know me? - Yes. 1143 01:18:32,791 --> 01:18:35,376 Then you need to see me in the light. 1144 01:18:38,464 --> 01:18:39,964 Are you afraid? 1145 01:18:40,549 --> 01:18:42,717 No. I'm not afraid. 1146 01:18:43,052 --> 01:18:44,552 You should be. 1147 01:18:57,691 --> 01:19:02,278 - Aren't you even a little scared? - No. More disappointed than anything. 1148 01:19:02,363 --> 01:19:04,822 You just turned around with glitter on your face. 1149 01:19:04,907 --> 01:19:07,659 - You don't even have fangs. - Let's dance. 1150 01:19:15,668 --> 01:19:20,797 - Now you're dancing. - At prom. And next year, at Juilliard. 1151 01:19:22,049 --> 01:19:25,051 Thomas, why didn't you take me when you had the chance? 1152 01:19:25,135 --> 01:19:27,220 You don't know what you're saying. You don't really want this. 1153 01:19:27,304 --> 01:19:30,765 It will change your life. Besides, you know what they say. 1154 01:19:30,849 --> 01:19:33,059 Once you go black, you never go back? 1155 01:19:33,143 --> 01:19:37,063 No. You shouldn't do it until you're with the one you'll be with forever. 1156 01:19:37,147 --> 01:19:39,357 I dream of being with you forever. 1157 01:19:39,441 --> 01:19:43,027 - So you really want this? - Yes. Give it to me right now. 1158 01:19:43,988 --> 01:19:47,073 You're gonna live a long and happy life with me. 1159 01:19:49,118 --> 01:19:50,118 Oh, shit, white guys. 1160 01:19:50,202 --> 01:19:52,745 So, what you're gonna do is leave the car up front. 1161 01:19:52,830 --> 01:19:55,957 Here are the keys. It's the one blasting Coldplay. 1162 01:19:56,041 --> 01:19:58,668 Don't steal anything, okay? Scurry on.