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Good morning, Father.

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Hey, Ben, how are you, man?

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Oh, God.

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Daddy has to get ready to work.

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Can't you stay home?

7
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No. I have a real big day at work today.

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Kim.

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Where is my cellphone?

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This is with my crayon.

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This is not supposed to be with crayons.

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There you go, honey.

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Okay, has anyone seen my pager?

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This is it.

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right by grape juice
. I want to know how that happened.

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Are my note cards
that I have worked all night?

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I didn't sleep all night
and now they're all sticky.

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- Sorry, baby
- Yeah...

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- Sorry
- Yeah...

20
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- Bye-bye
- Yeah, I will later...

21
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- Don't forget about orientation today
- What is it?

22
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Chapman Academy? The preschoolers?

23
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OK. Right
Is there a way we can reschedule it?

24
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Maybe we shouldn't.

25
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Maybe we should take care of business
and become responsible parents.

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Don't worry.

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- Don't be late
- I won't be late...

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Promise?

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I won't be late.

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later.

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- Does he promise
- He sure doesn't?

32
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What happened?

33
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Your worst nightmare.

34
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What?

35
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Mr. Broccoli did not appear.

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He got a call back
on a commercial potato chip.

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- This snack kills us
- Yeah, I know.

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Marvin!

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Yes?

40
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A man who smells of letters?

41
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We need people to wear broccoli clothes,
is not a normal person.

42
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Marvin, my man!

43
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My friend, Marvin. What is happening today
? Look, I need help.

44
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We have focus groups
and broccoli people left.

45
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I wonder if you will put clothes on
and close for us?

46
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No

47
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I can't do broccoli
because that's just not me. Sorry.

48
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Can I be a carrot, though?

49
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Yes, you can carrot.

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- Let him try your carrot at
- No.

51
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- You are going to broccoli
- I don't want to be a bush...

52
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This is not a bush, it's stalk
. A strong stem of broccoli.

53
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- I'm pretty strong
- You can make the job...

54
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Let's switch these demands and get broccoli.

55
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Believe this. Let's go.

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B-R-O-C-C-O-L-me!

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I'm broccoli and don't know why!

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C-A-R-R-O and T!

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Healthy carrots for you and me!

60
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You want to do a dance
Go Broccoli, is this your birthday?

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- Go Carrots, go Carrots, go
- No, I don't want to!

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Hello, kids!

63
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Zowie! Do we have a special gift for you today!

64
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"Hey! We have a new cereal!

65
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" You're the first child... "

66
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Help!

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It's super yummy.

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... with all kinds of things that are good for you.

69
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And you know what we call that?

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Let's hurry
so we won't be late for orientation.

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What is the orientation about?

86
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It's preschool,
they will play with blocks, right?

87
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Amazing.

88
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Language skills are an important component
here at Chapman.

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They are part of our core curriculum.

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You have to be Charles.

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- Call me Charlie. Nice to meet you - How do you do it?

92
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- This is my wife, Kim
- Hi...

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Kimberly. I am Miss girl blasted,
headmaster.

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And this is Ben.

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How do you do, Benjamin?

96
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- Come on, little man
- Nice to meet you...

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Can we start?

98
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- Look at their clothes. I like that
- They are funny...

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We find uniforms strengthen
understanding structure.

100
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Good structure.

101
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Our philosophy is that child
is like a climbing vine.

102
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With structures to stick to,
and gardeners the right to tend to them...

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they will grow to the sky.

104
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- Sorry
. - So, Mrs. Hinton...

105
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Are you back to work?

106
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Lawyer, I'm sure your file is.

107
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Actually, I haven't practiced it yet.

108
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We were only Ben when I finished law school.

109
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Still a little nervous about leaving him.

110
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All mothers. But you don't need to worry.

111
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our little seeds are in very good hands.

112
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- Turn the phone fucking off
- It's off...

113
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And attack!

114
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Now mark your book, number five.

115
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Cat is for the mouse as a frog is for...

116
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Are they doing SAT preparation?

117
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It's never too early to start.

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- Nest
- Right... Nest.

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- I think you turned on your phone from
-. This is not my phone, it's my two directions.

120
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This is bad.

121
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Please.

122
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OK. Thank you, dear.

123
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I am very sorry
I have an emergency at work... I have to go.

124
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- I understand
- I'm sorry...

125
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Hey, little man.

126
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Daddy has to go,
but I'll see you later, okay?

127
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Do you want to do a rocket ship?

128
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Let's do a rocket ship.

129
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Sorry about all the noise.

130
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Here you go. Go to Mommy.

131
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I will see later. Thank you for your time.

132
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Sorry
He tried a new product at work...

133
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No need to apologize
. Diligence always sets a good example.

134
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Jenny. Just in time.

135
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Here is a copy of our curriculum...

136
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and a list of your financial obligations.

137
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This is the price per year?

138
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Per month.

139
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- Ben started pre-school today
- Where on.

140
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As long as it's at the Chapman Academy.

141
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Marine Corps day care
. Max goes there.

142
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Really? What do you think about that place?

143
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There are not many choices
You have blasted women and happy fembots  or their Idiot Idiot von and School
for Accidental Children.

144
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The number just came
for Chocolate Chocolate Balls.

145
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Through the roof!

146
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That's a surprise. Did you hear that
Children like chocolate?

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Ice cream too.

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I forgot I was talking to granola-head
from the natural food division.

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What is the bad character you have been burdened with?

151
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This is not the bad character
This way is Veggie-Os, future cereal...

152
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Right, Veggie-blow
I think they killed it...

153
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Jerry!

154
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Numbers on Chocolate Chocolate
Balls are through the roof!

155
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What does that mean, "kill that"?

156
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Why did you listen to Bruce
No one was killed? He's a clown.

157
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If something goes down, we will know.

158
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We killed it.

159
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Come on, Jim. We have one bad test
This is a very difficult one to crack...

160
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Any fool can sell
Chocolate Chocolate Balls...

161
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and cotton candy flavored cereals for children.

162
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Cotton candy. It's not bad.

163
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Guys, look. Sorry, but dog.

164
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Children just don't want to eat vegetables
for breakfast. Who knows?

165
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I said that six months ago
when you put us on this project.

166
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Do you do it?

167
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This is not just Veggie-Os.

168
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We turn off
the overall health division.

169
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That's like 300 people.

170
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This is not the business we want to enter

171
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Where are we being moved?

172
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dog, how was your first day at school?

173
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OK.

174
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Just okay?

175
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I don't know who is there.

176
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Give some time. You will make some friends.

177
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How was your day, baby?

178
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I lost J-O-B.

179
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You lost your J-O-B?

180
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I have F-l-R-E-D.

181
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Me and 300 other people.

182
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They can't do that!

183
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- Can't get Jim's Field to do something
- He's the one who pulled the trigger?

184
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He won't do anything.

185
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When I knew it was him,
I told him to take flight...

186
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Charlie!

187
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H-l-J-K-L-M-N-O-P.

188
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Don't worry about this.

189
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I am on request,
and I will have a new job in a week.

190
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What if we use an emergency fund?

191
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We can't get it
We already use it on car payments...

192
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Not possible around it.

193
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We have to pull Ben out of Chapman
This is too much money...

194
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What will we do for child care?

195
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- Will you stay home with him
- No, I will not stay at home with him.

196
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We just have to find something that is more affordable, that's all.

197
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- This is the correct address
- You have to be able to joke around...

198
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- We can at least check it out. Ben won't be here.

199
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Looks can be deceiving. I will go see.

200
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Visible can cheat
We are in the trailer parking lot?

201
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I am looking for preschool.

202
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Yes, that is.

203
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Welcome to...

204
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Sorry.

205
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Welcome to the Touch of Eden Preschool.

206
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- can I help
- No thanks.

207
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- Is this the correct address, here
- I think so?

208
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We look after the children right here.

209
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Please. After you, ma'am.

210
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OK.

211
00:13:10,749 --> 00:13:13,543
- Where did you get this address
- You chose this place?

212
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We must report this to someone.

213
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That's what I'm talking about.

214
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I know there must be at least one decent place.

215
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This looks fine.

216
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This is the police.

217
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We have you surrounded.

218
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Alright, Charlie. Submit key.

219
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I don't know where the button is.

220
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Never try it.

221
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- Why didn't you drive the minivan
- Number We talked about this last night ?.

222
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You live at home with Ben
. I drive a Mercedes.

223
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You have traveled around town
in mute minivans all day.

224
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Is it top to bottom?

225
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What do you know, Kim?

226
00:14:02,301 --> 00:14:04,929
Be careful. Don't just park anywhere.

227
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Be careful entering and leaving the car
. Don't get door slamming.

228
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here.

229
00:14:09,975 --> 00:14:13,437
Make sure you put good gas there
. If you put in cheap items...

230
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the machine will start tapping,
and I don't want that.

231
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You don't leave milk in the car
with the glass window closed.

232
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Always a seat belt in the car seat.

233
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Don't park in the sun
or the chair will overheat.

234
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And juice except if it's in the sippy cup.

235
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Bye, honey.

236
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Can you give a call,
tell us what time you will be back?

237
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Because we will be here waiting,
is just us both.

238
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Bye, Mom.

239
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Not too fast!

240
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later.

241
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When did you come back?

242
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He'll be back around dinner, Mom.

243
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Is it dinner soon?

244
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No, but don't worry
. We will have a lot of fun.

245
00:14:57,898 --> 00:15:00,984
But we need Mommy to have fun.

246
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Have you tried
just rested me on the driveway?

247
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- Why do you want to break your father down
- Sorry?

248
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,871
That's better. You go bankrupt I go down smooth.

249
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- My eyes are pooled
- I'm sorry...

250
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- You make my eyes well until
- Okay, let's....

251
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- Look at my eyes
- I see twitching eyes.

252
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We will have fun!

253
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,024
Do you know how to change diapers?

254
00:15:41,275 --> 00:15:43,944
Yes, but I think Max's toilet is trained.

255
00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:46,238
Believe me, so do I

256
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Don't do it to me! Are you...

257
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He throws something at me, and it smells.

258
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I really need your help!

259
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- Are you a trained toilet
- Yes.

260
00:16:00,252 --> 00:16:01,712
Do you have to go smell?

261
00:16:01,753 --> 00:16:02,754
Yes.

262
00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:05,048
Then, continue. Go smell, then.

263
00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:14,182
Do you have nausea in your stomach
that your failure is worthless?

264
00:16:15,684 --> 00:16:17,728
We are worthless failures.

265
00:16:18,103 --> 00:16:19,229
Hey, guys.

266
00:16:19,271 --> 00:16:21,273
- Hey, Peggy. How are you
- Good?

267
00:16:21,356 --> 00:16:22,983
What happened, Nicky?

268
00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:28,321
He can be a little difficult
to understand sometimes.

269
00:16:29,281 --> 00:16:31,325
dear, go play. Have a good time, have fun.

270
00:16:31,408 --> 00:16:33,619
Stay away from cat feces.

271
00:16:33,785 --> 00:16:36,955
- "Hija"? What did he say
- God, I don't know yet.

272
00:16:37,039 --> 00:16:39,750
Doctors say it's just a phase, but...

273
00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,918
This makes him absent from Chapman.

274
00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:43,212
Jerks.

275
00:16:45,756 --> 00:16:47,341
Put the mouse down!

276
00:16:49,468 --> 00:16:50,761
Give it to me!

277
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,263
What are you...

278
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:57,934
Charlie, I think it's great,
you guys are full time father.

279
00:16:57,976 --> 00:17:00,270
We're real giants between humans.

280
00:17:00,521 --> 00:17:04,483
you. You must be proud
Most men don't know who their children are...

281
00:17:04,983 --> 00:17:06,568
Joe hasn't found anything yet?

282
00:17:06,652 --> 00:17:08,571
No, and he drives me crazy.

283
00:17:09,154 --> 00:17:11,615
I have to go back to work,
but what about Nicky?

284
00:17:11,657 --> 00:17:13,117
Dead mouse.

285
00:17:13,158 --> 00:17:15,452
There is no good alternative for Chapman.

286
00:17:29,675 --> 00:17:33,596
If someone opens proper care
Program here, they will commit murder.

287
00:17:33,679 --> 00:17:36,473
Nicky, what do I say about cat litter?

288
00:18:01,331 --> 00:18:02,457
What?

289
00:18:02,875 --> 00:18:04,418
A child care center? You and me?

290
00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:09,006
This market is fully serviced
. Blasted women have a monopoly on this edge.

291
00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:10,924
All we have to do is enter...

292
00:18:11,008 --> 00:18:14,220
establish yourself as an alternative value,
and we will clean up!

293
00:18:14,303 --> 00:18:17,097
- You think I'll be good at child care
- Of course.

294
00:18:17,181 --> 00:18:19,517
Sorry? Are these your children?

295
00:18:20,893 --> 00:18:21,852
No

296
00:18:23,729 --> 00:18:27,441
- Remember when you broke my yoyo
- I didn't break you yoyo.

297
00:18:27,524 --> 00:18:29,860
- Yes, you did
- I didn't break you yo-yo...

298
00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:31,403
You are a bankrupt yoyo.

299
00:18:31,486 --> 00:18:35,031
You killed me. You really killed me.

300
00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:43,415
I'm home!

301
00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:58,138
- You say let's do this together
-. No, daddy!

302
00:18:58,347 --> 00:19:00,015
What happened here?

303
00:19:06,104 --> 00:19:08,607
A day care center. In our house?

304
00:19:08,649 --> 00:19:11,694
Yes, Phil's apartment is only
a two-bedroom place.

305
00:19:11,777 --> 00:19:14,238
This is crazy on 10 different levels.

306
00:19:14,279 --> 00:19:16,406
What do you both know about
_ running day care?

307
00:19:16,448 --> 00:19:17,991
This is not rocket science.

308
00:19:18,075 --> 00:19:20,911
We applied for licenses.
- Daddy
- What do you want? Rocket ship?

309
00:19:20,953 --> 00:19:24,039


310
00:19:27,501 --> 00:19:29,545
- That's what you want, right
- Milk.

311
00:19:29,628 --> 00:19:32,339
Do you want milk? Forgive me. He wants milk.

312
00:19:32,422 --> 00:19:37,093
Rocket man needs milk when he flies
This is for strong bones, if you crash...

313
00:19:37,135 --> 00:19:40,055
We understand each other
. What do you think about this?

314
00:19:40,472 --> 00:19:45,018
We talk about other people's children
Do you understand that responsibility?

315
00:19:45,102 --> 00:19:48,188
I will be careful with them
like me with Ben.

316
00:19:48,272 --> 00:19:52,318
Don't rub your head in things
. Watch where you walk.

317
00:19:52,526 --> 00:19:55,904
What about when you get a real job
Just leave your parents hanging?

318
00:19:55,988 --> 00:19:58,782
We will cross the bridge when we get there.

319
00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:01,618
This will not be permanent.

320
00:20:01,702 --> 00:20:05,080
We will not be rich from this,
but it might keep us from bankruptcy.

321
00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:07,624
- I don't know, Charlie
- Come on, Kim...

322
00:20:07,666 --> 00:20:10,460
I can't just sit here
I have to try to do something...

323
00:20:10,502 --> 00:20:12,587
Come on. I want this.

324
00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:17,676
I guess you better start
handing out the flyers.

325
00:20:17,759 --> 00:20:18,927
Alright.

326
00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:21,305
- This makes much more sense...
- Me too.

327
00:20:21,346 --> 00:20:23,974
Okay, do you want me to give a hug?

328
00:20:24,474 --> 00:20:26,309
Here is a big hug. Hug group.

329
00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:36,695
Excuse me. When you get a chance...

330
00:20:58,717 --> 00:21:00,594
Here you go, Daddy Day Care.

331
00:21:00,677 --> 00:21:03,930
Hey, little karate guy
Daddy Day Care, karate girl...

332
00:21:04,097 --> 00:21:06,182
Hello! Daddy Day Care.

333
00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:08,018
Hello, how are you?

334
00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:18,487
Here you go. If you get a chance...

335
00:21:27,788 --> 00:21:30,874
If you get a chance, we see that. thanks.

336
00:21:30,958 --> 00:21:34,044
If it's not too much trouble,
when you get a chance...

337
00:21:43,595 --> 00:21:46,181
"Warm, nurturing, experienced parents...

338
00:21:46,265 --> 00:21:50,478
" extraordinary child care
at affordable prices. "

339
00:21:51,687 --> 00:21:54,857
The" experienced "section
is what I have to take issue with.

340
00:22:00,404 --> 00:22:01,572
I give three days.

341
00:22:02,823 --> 00:22:05,576
You two people walk
Daycare?

342
00:22:05,617 --> 00:22:09,079
Do you register people at the lemonade kiosk on the front page?

343
00:22:10,789 --> 00:22:13,083
Good luck with that. Come on, Paul.

344
00:22:13,959 --> 00:22:17,087
Wait. Don't believe in equality between sexes?

345
00:22:17,129 --> 00:22:19,423
Can't all men do women?

346
00:22:20,090 --> 00:22:22,426
No, we can't. This is not natural.

347
00:22:23,886 --> 00:22:25,429
eeky A little bit.

348
00:22:25,721 --> 00:22:26,931
Are you guys?

349
00:22:26,972 --> 00:22:29,016
What did you think Daddy Day Care meant?

350
00:22:29,099 --> 00:22:31,685
I think maybe one person. Not just people.

351
00:22:31,768 --> 00:22:33,353
I just think it's a smart name.

352
00:22:33,437 --> 00:22:36,148
- Is this a place of care
- They are all people?

353
00:22:36,231 --> 00:22:37,315
What are they?

354
00:22:37,399 --> 00:22:41,361
Excuse me. Listen
. We are two loving, caring parents.

355
00:22:41,445 --> 00:22:42,863
We run a day care center.

356
00:22:42,946 --> 00:22:44,906
You're some sickos!

357
00:22:44,990 --> 00:22:47,367
What about offering free trials?

358
00:22:47,743 --> 00:22:48,911
sickos!

359
00:22:50,245 --> 00:22:52,622
- Oh, honey
- Come on!

360
00:22:54,208 --> 00:22:56,669
Hi, Peggy! Hi, Nicky. How are you?

361
00:22:56,710 --> 00:22:59,171
Nicky is very excited for a big day.

362
00:22:59,254 --> 00:23:02,007
- How old are you? Oh, yes, five
- I understand...

363
00:23:02,090 --> 00:23:04,968
Wait. Did you leave Nicky here
with these people?

364
00:23:05,761 --> 00:23:08,847
Are you having problems with those people
? Are you from the Dark Ages?

365
00:23:08,931 --> 00:23:11,350
Are you not for gender equality
and all that jazz?

366
00:23:11,391 --> 00:23:13,852
Peggy, come on. Of course we are.

367
00:23:13,936 --> 00:23:16,689
So can women not do what men do
and what men do women do?

368
00:23:16,772 --> 00:23:18,440
These people can do work.

369
00:23:18,524 --> 00:23:22,153
- You will guarantee a second
- Yeah, I'll guarantee for them?

370
00:23:24,363 --> 00:23:25,990
- I'll try it
- You do it.

371
00:23:26,031 --> 00:23:27,950
They will have the right time.

372
00:23:28,033 --> 00:23:29,159
- Okay
- Right, children?

373
00:23:29,201 --> 00:23:30,911
You're a real savior.

374
00:23:31,245 --> 00:23:34,498
You messed this up,
I will kill you empty-handed.

375
00:23:35,582 --> 00:23:38,960
- Here, now, go to Phil
- No, I don't want to go...

376
00:23:39,044 --> 00:23:41,088
- Come on. Release
- I don't want to go!

377
00:23:41,171 --> 00:23:44,091
He has a bit of separation anxiety.

378
00:23:45,467 --> 00:23:47,552
- Dylan
- I don't want to go!

379
00:23:49,179 --> 00:23:52,015
- I just stopped breastfeeding
- I panicked too...

380
00:23:52,057 --> 00:23:54,518
- Lf You can take a foot
-. I don't want to leave.

381
00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:56,187
- Alright
- Here we go...

382
00:23:56,645 --> 00:23:58,564
- Here we go
- Come on, Dylan...

383
00:23:58,647 --> 00:24:01,024
- All right, honey. I don't want to leave.

384
00:24:02,901 --> 00:24:05,487
Come on. Let go of Mom!

385
00:24:07,823 --> 00:24:09,908
Thank you. Oh, man.

386
00:24:09,992 --> 00:24:13,913
- There is no lactose, no beans, no shellfish
- Nothing high in fructose...

387
00:24:13,954 --> 00:24:17,624
- Or sucrose or dextrose
- or maltodextrose...

388
00:24:17,708 --> 00:24:21,045
- No one with a red dye number six
- Or number four...

389
00:24:21,128 --> 00:24:24,006
Or the number of two yellow dyes.

390
00:24:24,089 --> 00:24:27,342
Do you say "maltodextrose" to me again
? So funny.

391
00:24:27,426 --> 00:24:29,261
Maltodextrose.

392
00:24:31,305 --> 00:24:34,475
- Or the number of two yellow dyes
- Two, right...

393
00:24:34,558 --> 00:24:35,976
His name is Crispin.

394
00:24:36,059 --> 00:24:37,435
my man, Crispin!

395
00:24:37,519 --> 00:24:39,229
How are you, big guy?

396
00:24:43,150 --> 00:24:44,652
What was the pick up at that time?

397
00:24:44,735 --> 00:24:46,237
At 5:00.

398
00:24:46,862 --> 00:24:49,198
I have laser treatment. Make it 6:00.

399
00:24:49,281 --> 00:24:51,700
Sorry about clothes. He won't take it off.

400
00:24:51,783 --> 00:24:53,493
How long has he been wearing it?

401
00:24:53,577 --> 00:24:54,912
A few weeks.

402
00:24:55,662 --> 00:24:58,248
Who will you call if there is a problem?

403
00:24:58,290 --> 00:24:59,708
911, ma'am.

404
00:24:59,875 --> 00:25:01,919
It's like a good girl.

405
00:25:02,961 --> 00:25:06,047
Come on. I will let you hold my key.

406
00:25:06,131 --> 00:25:08,550
What about saving lives
do you want to live savers?

407
00:25:08,634 --> 00:25:11,053
What about money? One dollar?

408
00:25:14,890 --> 00:25:16,183
A dollar.

409
00:25:16,683 --> 00:25:19,895
You are a smart person. That is yours
. Everything is correct.

410
00:25:21,813 --> 00:25:23,315
Welcome to Daddy Day Care.

411
00:25:23,357 --> 00:25:26,944
We are your team facilitator
. My name is Charlie and Phil.

412
00:25:27,444 --> 00:25:29,988
Who has seen the previous
mission statement?

413
00:25:30,072 --> 00:25:33,909
Next. Everyone takes one
Take the mission statement...

414
00:25:33,992 --> 00:25:36,495
Here we go. One for everyone. Slow down.

415
00:25:36,578 --> 00:25:38,288
Alright. Okay.

416
00:25:38,622 --> 00:25:42,000
Who wants to be the first
to read the first sentence...

417
00:25:44,837 --> 00:25:46,505
Okay, how about you?

418
00:25:46,588 --> 00:25:48,298
I don't read.

419
00:25:48,715 --> 00:25:50,467
I am looking for someone who can read.

420
00:25:50,551 --> 00:25:54,472
By raising your hand,
how many of you have been able to read?

421
00:25:56,348 --> 00:25:59,935
Raise your hand
if you don't know how to read.

422
00:26:01,603 --> 00:26:03,522
This is what we will do.

423
00:26:03,605 --> 00:26:05,857
I will read the hard mission statement...

424
00:26:05,941 --> 00:26:09,987
and what I want you to do
just follow along when I read it.

425
00:26:10,988 --> 00:26:13,866
Doesn't that sound exciting fun
Here we go?

426
00:26:13,949 --> 00:26:18,328
"As members and facilitators
from the Daddy Day Care team...

427
00:26:18,537 --> 00:26:21,415
" we will collectively strive to provide... "

428
00:26:21,498 --> 00:26:25,585
Sean, don't eat the mission statement
Get what comes out of your mouth...

429
00:26:25,669 --> 00:26:27,713
"... collectively will try to..."

430
00:26:27,796 --> 00:26:32,301
Don't rip mission statements, Small Flash
This is an important document...

431
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:36,180
Back here!

432
00:26:37,890 --> 00:26:40,226
What he really said was...

433
00:26:48,192 --> 00:26:49,610
Stop running!

434
00:26:50,402 --> 00:26:51,737
here.

435
00:26:54,114 --> 00:26:55,866
Do you want to ship rockets?

436
00:26:57,409 --> 00:27:00,037
- One more
- Rocket ship?

437
00:27:00,913 --> 00:27:04,375
Everybody'll get a rocket ship
Slow down, everyone ..

438
00:27:06,335 --> 00:27:10,047
- You said it would be easy
- You know what I'm thinking now.

439
00:27:10,088 --> 00:27:12,090
This is a big mistake.

440
00:27:12,174 --> 00:27:16,637
I have never stopped anything in life,
but I'm not sure if I can accept this.

441
00:27:17,387 --> 00:27:19,556
- I will be back soon
- where do you go?

442
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:22,268
- Help me do a rocket. Believe me.

443
00:27:28,774 --> 00:27:32,069
Four children's absences. No explanation.

444
00:27:32,152 --> 00:27:34,071
Maybe it's just a coincidence.

445
00:27:34,112 --> 00:27:38,325
In this size group,
three absent children are coincidental.

446
00:27:38,534 --> 00:27:40,786
Four is a statistical anomaly.

447
00:27:44,289 --> 00:27:44,873
Hello, Santa Luma!

448
00:27:44,873 --> 00:27:45,916
Hello, Santa Luma!

449
00:27:47,543 --> 00:27:50,671
Everyone! This is the Big Phil with a guitar!

450
00:27:50,754 --> 00:27:54,299
Why don't you enjoy the Big Phil
while I rest my spine?

451
00:27:54,883 --> 00:27:56,968
Max, bring your father a chair.

452
00:27:59,346 --> 00:28:01,098
They really want that rocket ship.

453
00:28:01,139 --> 00:28:03,266
When I was little  at age five

454
00:28:04,726 --> 00:28:06,519
my mom said

455
00:28:07,938 --> 00:28:09,440
I will be the biggest human being alive

456
00:28:11,316 --> 00:28:13,318
I'm a man

457
00:28:14,319 --> 00:28:15,612
I'm an adult man

458
00:28:17,823 --> 00:28:19,616
I'm a fat person  Hey, let's go to the kitchen.

459
00:28:21,243 --> 00:28:22,745
Put lime in coconut
and drink them all up  Put lime in coconut, drink them all up  Put lime in coconut
You drink them all up  I said, "Doctor,
is there nothing I can take?"

460
00:28:25,455 --> 00:28:27,582
I said, "Doctor, to relieve this stomachache?"

461
00:28:27,666 --> 00:28:30,961
I said, "Doctor..."

462
00:28:31,044 --> 00:28:34,297


463
00:28:34,381 --> 00:28:37,634


464
00:28:38,343 --> 00:28:41,638


465
00:28:41,722 --> 00:28:44,600


466
00:28:44,850 --> 00:28:46,435


467
00:28:46,518 --> 00:28:49,438
Like a rhinestone cowboy  Ride out on the horse

468
00:28:51,356 --> 00:28:53,358
in twinkling rodeo

469
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:56,695
Hava Nagila, Hava Nagila

470
00:28:58,197 --> 00:29:01,409
Hava nagila

471
00:29:01,491 --> 00:29:03,326
I definitely got out the song.

472
00:29:06,079 --> 00:29:08,748
lunch.

473
00:29:09,208 --> 00:29:10,793
I don't know
if we have to feed them this.

474
00:29:18,217 --> 00:29:20,720
Why not? Look at them. They like it.

475
00:29:20,761 --> 00:29:23,013
Yeah, but I'm a little worried.

476
00:29:27,726 --> 00:29:29,394
What about?

477
00:29:29,478 --> 00:29:30,854
911.

478
00:29:37,027 --> 00:29:38,070
He tore his head!

479
00:29:38,904 --> 00:29:40,447
Crispin stole my doll. I need help.

480
00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:43,951
Come on!

481
00:29:47,287 --> 00:29:48,789
Do you know how old the piano is
? Take care of your feet from the piano.

482
00:29:49,081 --> 00:29:52,126


483
00:29:52,209 --> 00:29:55,212
Get your shoes from the sofa
Get them from the sofa.

484
00:29:58,632 --> 00:30:00,217
Crispin. Please!

485
00:30:01,134 --> 00:30:02,719
Give me...

486
00:30:03,428 --> 00:30:05,931
meat is not the only thing fresh
around here.

487
00:30:05,973 --> 00:30:08,184
Don't play with it. Give me this.

488
00:30:13,772 --> 00:30:15,565
Just leave it, okay?

489
00:30:32,291 --> 00:30:33,918
Alright.

490
00:30:34,751 --> 00:30:36,711
You go down those curtains.

491
00:30:37,629 --> 00:30:40,257
Stop climbing the curtain. You stop it.

492
00:30:40,382 --> 00:30:41,884
You came here!

493
00:30:44,678 --> 00:30:46,096
Give me a vase!

494
00:30:46,180 --> 00:30:47,848
Lower the vase!

495
00:30:53,770 --> 00:30:56,439
Tomorrow, we give them all organic.

496
00:30:57,482 --> 00:30:59,109
Don't worry, it will be fine.

497
00:30:59,151 --> 00:31:01,195
How can you say that? Look at this.

498
00:31:01,278 --> 00:31:02,863
What's up...

499
00:31:24,218 --> 00:31:25,594
You are good.

500
00:31:25,677 --> 00:31:28,847
What do you expect
You leave your children professionally?

501
00:31:32,059 --> 00:31:34,061
Sorry to leave you hanging.

502
00:31:34,144 --> 00:31:36,855
Because we were laid off,
Sheila made me make dinner.

503
00:31:36,939 --> 00:31:38,649
Really? How did that happen?

504
00:31:39,691 --> 00:31:41,109
This is no nap.

505
00:31:41,193 --> 00:31:44,154
- Can I take this home snack cake
- Please ?.

506
00:31:46,698 --> 00:31:48,742
How are you, little man?

507
00:31:49,368 --> 00:31:51,161
That's how you do it?

508
00:31:51,787 --> 00:31:53,414
Excuse me seconds.

509
00:31:56,875 --> 00:31:58,877
Give it to me. It's too hard.

510
00:31:58,961 --> 00:32:00,713
Let's go, it's too hard.

511
00:32:00,796 --> 00:32:02,548
I'm serious. Let's go.

512
00:32:06,969 --> 00:32:08,762
It's late. Where is your mom?

513
00:32:08,846 --> 00:32:10,181
Shut up, Butthead.

514
00:32:10,264 --> 00:32:12,975
Shut up... You stopped it
. Do you know?

515
00:32:13,058 --> 00:32:16,562
Your mama and daddy
don't want you to talk like that.

516
00:32:16,645 --> 00:32:18,897
When your mother comes,
I will tell her that you...

517
00:32:18,981 --> 00:32:20,524
Let's go. Motor running.

518
00:32:20,607 --> 00:32:24,194
- Get out of here. Hey, I want you to do it. Stop, Crispin!

519
00:32:24,361 --> 00:32:26,530
- Don't make a face
-. What?

520
00:32:26,822 --> 00:32:29,199
Don't make a line. Soothes the face.

521
00:32:29,408 --> 00:32:31,911
Calm your face. Soothes the face.

522
00:32:31,994 --> 00:32:34,914
Yes, calm your face
. Show there is a line, you know.

523
00:32:36,832 --> 00:32:37,875
Are you the initial drop-off?

524
00:32:37,958 --> 00:32:40,169
No, we don't have anything...

525
00:32:40,252 --> 00:32:42,504
I will see tomorrow.

526
00:32:42,588 --> 00:32:44,882
See you tomorrow, Crispin.

527
00:32:45,924 --> 00:32:47,634
You will be like your father.

528
00:32:47,718 --> 00:32:51,180
Look at him
. Hanging off from him, his skin. Hang.

529
00:32:52,514 --> 00:32:54,766
- Hey, little man
- Hey, Dad...

530
00:32:55,267 --> 00:32:56,977
What are you planning?

531
00:32:59,897 --> 00:33:02,024
Just trying to read the story.

532
00:33:03,108 --> 00:33:04,610
Listen, man...

533
00:33:04,902 --> 00:33:08,531
I know I am really busy today
caring for other children.

534
00:33:08,614 --> 00:33:11,992
I know it might not be easy for you to share your toys...

535
00:33:12,075 --> 00:33:15,620
and watch Dad
do a rocket plane with everyone, but...

536
00:33:15,829 --> 00:33:18,457
Now that we live,
we can do whatever you want to do.

537
00:33:18,540 --> 00:33:22,461
- Can we read this story
- We are sure we can read this story?

538
00:33:22,628 --> 00:33:23,921
Alright.

539
00:33:24,129 --> 00:33:26,923
"Once there was an elephant herd. " Young elephants, old elephants,
elephants tall and short, fat and thin.

540
00:33:27,090 --> 00:33:31,469
"Everything is different, but all are happy,
and almost all are the same color.

541
00:33:32,471 --> 00:33:36,850
" And they all make the sound of elephants. "
They all say...

542
00:33:36,934 --> 00:33:40,187
Let me hear you make that sound.

543
00:33:42,481 --> 00:33:44,483
Do it again?  No, I can't do it anymore,
because Dad might have an aneurysm.

544
00:33:46,944 --> 00:33:48,070
Hey, sorry I'm late.

545
00:33:48,153 --> 00:33:51,990
I didn't clean this up.  Hey, take it there. Go sit down.

546
00:33:58,664 --> 00:34:00,708
Maybe I haven't had coffee yet,
but it looks like these kids are breeding.

547
00:34:07,172 --> 00:34:09,174


548
00:34:28,694 --> 00:34:31,322


549
00:34:32,030 --> 00:34:36,076


550
00:34:36,159 --> 00:34:38,828
- Yes, we have two new children. Oh come on!

551
00:34:38,912 --> 00:34:42,332
We have our game
We need the planned structure and activities...

552
00:34:42,374 --> 00:34:45,335
No, we need Ritalin and a leashes,
that's what we need.

553
00:34:45,377 --> 00:34:47,087
What we need is this.

554
00:34:49,548 --> 00:34:51,008
Everyone, let's do this.

555
00:34:51,049 --> 00:34:52,968
Everyone, come here.

556
00:34:53,051 --> 00:34:55,679
Okay, let's try playing another. Let's try this.

557
00:34:55,762 --> 00:34:57,639
Let's try it. This is what we will do.

558
00:34:57,723 --> 00:35:00,267
A new game called Baby Flash.

559
00:35:00,350 --> 00:35:02,686
I want you to hang back and do laterally.

560
00:35:02,728 --> 00:35:05,397
I want you to go in the middle
for a button.

561
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:07,315
I want you to be my blocker.

562
00:35:07,399 --> 00:35:10,110
What if we run in a circle?

563
00:35:10,235 --> 00:35:13,989
We can do that. It plays better
. Everyone walks in a circle.

564
00:35:14,072 --> 00:35:17,993
Yes? Alright, let's walk in a circle
. Come on, walk in a circle.

565
00:35:18,118 --> 00:35:21,204
Tony, you will see the ball much better
if you take your mask active.

566
00:35:21,288 --> 00:35:23,290
I'm not Tony, I'm Flash.

567
00:35:34,510 --> 00:35:37,221
Why don't you play, little man?

568
00:35:37,763 --> 00:35:40,599
Come on, this is soccer. You love soccer.

569
00:35:40,849 --> 00:35:41,975
Help!

570
00:35:42,935 --> 00:35:44,562
Help! Stuck!

571
00:35:49,066 --> 00:35:50,901
I live in California.

572
00:35:51,068 --> 00:35:53,195
- Where do you live
- I'm in Hong Kong ?.

573
00:35:53,278 --> 00:35:55,030
Where is Hong Kong?

574
00:35:57,783 --> 00:36:00,577
- Can you hear me now
- I can't hear you?

575
00:36:02,496 --> 00:36:04,289
Can you hear me now?

576
00:36:04,456 --> 00:36:05,832
What is that?

577
00:36:05,999 --> 00:36:09,753
I think you like soccer
. You say you don't like...

578
00:36:16,677 --> 00:36:19,763
I'll be right back, little man. I have to go...

579
00:36:24,643 --> 00:36:27,312
You have a little problem there with Max.

580
00:36:27,396 --> 00:36:29,773
- It has happened
- What happened? What is that?

581
00:36:29,815 --> 00:36:33,402
Lt! It happened
He didn't go away for a week... That's all.

582
00:36:33,735 --> 00:36:36,655
Oh, no. That... What happened?

583
00:36:36,738 --> 00:36:39,032
It happened. I know face. See.

584
00:36:41,994 --> 00:36:44,914
- You have to go and face it
- I can't...

585
00:36:45,205 --> 00:36:46,873
- What do you mean, you can't
- I can't?

586
00:36:46,957 --> 00:36:49,168
- Come on, you have to do it
- I can't...

587
00:36:49,251 --> 00:36:51,044
- Yes, you can
- I can't...

588
00:36:51,128 --> 00:36:52,504
- Yes, you can
- Alright, I will.

589
00:36:52,588 --> 00:36:53,631
Good. Come on

590
00:37:14,693 --> 00:37:15,986
I can't.

591
00:37:16,278 --> 00:37:18,989
Listen. I see you have a problem about this...

592
00:37:19,031 --> 00:37:21,492
so I'll take care of it now, okay?

593
00:37:22,075 --> 00:37:25,495
- In the future, you have to finish it
- I have to finish it...

594
00:37:25,537 --> 00:37:28,999
That's your child. God willing,
when you get older, he will do this for you.

595
00:37:29,041 --> 00:37:31,377
So you want to know he owes it to you.

596
00:37:31,460 --> 00:37:33,462
- He owes me
- He owes you ..

597
00:37:35,881 --> 00:37:39,635
- Don't be sweet with things
- I'm not assuming you're doing it...

598
00:37:39,718 --> 00:37:43,305
- So how do you want to do this
- I can do it myself.

599
00:37:43,388 --> 00:37:44,806
- You are sure
- Yes?

600
00:37:44,890 --> 00:37:49,144
Okay, well, you go and do it
with your bad self. You go and do it now.

601
00:37:49,311 --> 00:37:52,231
Alright. You need something,
I'm right here.

602
00:38:04,451 --> 00:38:06,995
Hey, big guy, how's that going in there?

603
00:38:07,287 --> 00:38:08,538
I missed.

604
00:38:08,580 --> 00:38:09,873
What does that mean?

605
00:38:09,915 --> 00:38:11,208
I missed.

606
00:38:12,417 --> 00:38:13,585
Oh, hell, no.

607
00:38:50,622 --> 00:38:52,124
- Come on
-! No.

608
00:38:53,792 --> 00:38:56,920
Come on. Put this down
You don't play with this...

609
00:38:56,962 --> 00:38:59,214
And you tear my wife's interest.

610
00:38:59,298 --> 00:39:02,968
Give me this. You shouldn't
To play with something else...

611
00:39:03,051 --> 00:39:05,929
- What happened here
- This is out of control.

612
00:39:05,971 --> 00:39:08,682
Don't panic. They are like animals
They can smell fear...

613
00:39:08,765 --> 00:39:10,850
I don't know what to do
I have run out of ideas...

614
00:39:10,934 --> 00:39:12,769
I will tell you what...

615
00:39:17,482 --> 00:39:19,651
Secretly, children. Follow me.

616
00:39:20,194 --> 00:39:21,737
Six absences.

617
00:39:23,530 --> 00:39:24,948
single file.

618
00:39:25,657 --> 00:39:27,951
I have to go make a phone call.

619
00:39:30,621 --> 00:39:32,164
Let's get ready...

620
00:39:32,247 --> 00:39:34,916
rumbling!

621
00:39:36,919 --> 00:39:39,463
Let me tell you something,
I never like carrots.

622
00:39:39,546 --> 00:39:42,299
And today when I stand here
and see you before me...

623
00:39:42,341 --> 00:39:45,636
have the courage to think
that you can defeat me...

624
00:39:45,761 --> 00:39:50,140
let me say something, brother,
I'll kick your butt carrot!

625
00:39:50,224 --> 00:39:52,601
Let me tell you something, Mr. Broccoli.

626
00:39:52,684 --> 00:39:57,022
When this carrot is done with you,
You will be nothing but a kumquat!

627
00:39:57,105 --> 00:40:00,483
I will destroy everything in this world
the broccoli.

628
00:40:00,567 --> 00:40:03,111
Carrot is the lowest form of vegetables!

629
00:40:04,363 --> 00:40:05,489
How about me?

630
00:40:05,572 --> 00:40:06,823
Nobody likes broccoli.

631
00:40:06,907 --> 00:40:10,119
Really? Well, Ben likes broccoli, doesn't he?

632
00:40:11,119 --> 00:40:12,162
No

633
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:16,792
You changed yourself growing against me
Now you will die?

634
00:40:34,893 --> 00:40:36,978
Okay, come on. I feel that.

635
00:40:37,104 --> 00:40:38,355
Come on.

636
00:40:42,651 --> 00:40:44,027
Did you stop it?

637
00:40:46,196 --> 00:40:47,364
That's all.

638
00:40:52,119 --> 00:40:54,163
- What's that about
- I'm sorry?

639
00:40:54,246 --> 00:40:56,373
- You drive me crazy
- You little maniac !!

640
00:40:56,456 --> 00:40:58,875
You are damaging my wife's table.

641
00:40:59,751 --> 00:41:01,086
Someone is at the door.

642
00:41:01,170 --> 00:41:02,421
My back.

643
00:41:08,594 --> 00:41:11,597
Is this the Hinton residence?

644
00:41:12,514 --> 00:41:14,641
I'm Dan Kubitz, Child Services.

645
00:41:14,725 --> 00:41:17,853
I'm here to do a
compliance check.

646
00:41:17,936 --> 00:41:20,147
Nobody said anything about any checks.

647
00:41:20,230 --> 00:41:22,315
We only do it if we receive a complaint.

648
00:41:22,399 --> 00:41:24,651
Complaints
? Someone complained...

649
00:41:24,735 --> 00:41:27,738
Come on in. You can check us out.
We don't need to hide...

650
00:41:27,821 --> 00:41:30,782
You caught us in crazy time
We played with children...

651
00:41:30,866 --> 00:41:33,077
Someone complained about us?

652
00:41:35,245 --> 00:41:37,497
So, where is the nap area?

653
00:41:38,457 --> 00:41:40,250
- Napping area
- Right ?.

654
00:41:40,459 --> 00:41:42,086
We don't have a nap area.

655
00:41:42,127 --> 00:41:45,130
We just let them fall asleep
wherever they drop.

656
00:41:45,214 --> 00:41:49,093
"Sleep where they drop."
Well, I think that should be just about doing it.

657
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:50,970
What's the point?

658
00:41:51,053 --> 00:41:55,391
Well, you must be correct
lack on this form.

659
00:41:56,642 --> 00:41:57,935
And also...

660
00:41:57,976 --> 00:42:01,855
You need to fill out the
document for compliance with this certification.

661
00:42:02,147 --> 00:42:04,232
Who wants this, carrots or broccoli?

662
00:42:04,316 --> 00:42:05,609
Carrots.

663
00:42:06,193 --> 00:42:08,237
There are many new things here.

664
00:42:08,654 --> 00:42:09,905
So we can stay open, right?

665
00:42:09,988 --> 00:42:12,532
As long as you finish doing it at 9:00 am
Tomorrow morning.

666
00:42:12,616 --> 00:42:13,867
9:00

667
00:42:14,660 --> 00:42:17,454
Good luck with this
I like what you do...

668
00:42:17,496 --> 00:42:19,373
I don't like being closed down.

669
00:42:19,456 --> 00:42:21,541
We hate you for being that person.

670
00:42:21,625 --> 00:42:23,752
I will. Don't want it.

671
00:42:24,711 --> 00:42:27,631
OK. Safety gate
at the bottom of the stairs...

672
00:42:27,673 --> 00:42:30,634
top of stairs, bedroom, bathroom.

673
00:42:30,676 --> 00:42:32,845
I've gotten crazy gate safety.

674
00:42:33,720 --> 00:42:35,347
How many children do we have?

675
00:42:35,430 --> 00:42:37,682
I've lost track, they are running so fast.

676
00:42:37,766 --> 00:42:40,519
You can start this batch here.

677
00:42:40,602 --> 00:42:44,564
- It's late. Let's call it night
- We can't call it night...

678
00:42:44,648 --> 00:42:46,775
We have lots of children coming
in five hours.

679
00:42:46,859 --> 00:42:49,904
I'm serious. We know nothing about running a day care center.

680
00:42:49,987 --> 00:42:52,406
We don't know anything
We are not even good parents.

681
00:42:52,489 --> 00:42:54,157
I'm a good parent.

682
00:42:55,868 --> 00:42:57,286
- What does it mean
- What?

683
00:42:57,369 --> 00:42:59,371
That thing. What is that?

684
00:43:00,247 --> 00:43:04,376
Do you know that your rocket ship is doing
? Ben isn't even like that.

685
00:43:04,543 --> 00:43:07,504
That just happened to be Ben's favorite thing.

686
00:43:07,588 --> 00:43:12,426
He let you do it because you like it.
It's the time you pay attention  - You don't change your child's diaper
- I don't like diapers...

687
00:43:12,509 --> 00:43:15,303
You have to teach your child
how to go to the toilet and aim...

688
00:43:15,387 --> 00:43:18,181
so we don't have to redecorate the place
when he leaves.

689
00:43:18,265 --> 00:43:20,726
You are right.

690
00:43:20,809 --> 00:43:22,019
Let me tell you something.

691
00:43:22,060 --> 00:43:23,186
my child is 4 years old,
and for the first time today...

692
00:43:23,270 --> 00:43:25,731


693
00:43:25,814 --> 00:43:29,026
I see him playing with other children,
only being a normal child.

694
00:43:29,109 --> 00:43:31,528
It feels great to know that I have something to do with it.

695
00:43:31,612 --> 00:43:32,655
We do that!

696
00:43:32,738 --> 00:43:36,575
If we can do that, we can definitely get this place up to code by dawn.

697
00:43:38,035 --> 00:43:39,828
Let's go crazy safety gate.

698
00:43:40,245 --> 00:43:42,122
Don't worry, he'll be fine.

699
00:43:42,289 --> 00:43:43,707
It's okay.

700
00:43:48,086 --> 00:43:50,755
- What I get is $ 5
- I can break it...

701
00:43:52,007 --> 00:43:56,053
Listen, I left the document
on the kitchen table. This is not there.

702
00:43:56,136 --> 00:43:57,679
Please tell me you have it.

703
00:43:57,763 --> 00:43:59,056
I don't have it.

704
00:44:08,774 --> 00:44:11,068
- Hey, guys
- Marvin, what are you doing here?

705
00:44:11,109 --> 00:44:14,613
The door is unlocked
. I got your final salary here.

706
00:44:14,905 --> 00:44:16,115
Thank you.

707
00:44:17,199 --> 00:44:18,909
So what happened here?

708
00:44:21,662 --> 00:44:23,205
Don't ask.

709
00:44:37,636 --> 00:44:39,263
Can you understand it?

710
00:44:39,346 --> 00:44:41,265
Yes, he speaks Klingon.

711
00:44:41,306 --> 00:44:44,059
That's Klingon
I think the kid is an idiot...

712
00:44:44,142 --> 00:44:46,770
God, how many "Star Trek"
is that a child's watch?

713
00:44:46,854 --> 00:44:49,982
- Too much
- People from Child Services are here...

714
00:44:51,108 --> 00:44:53,360
- Sorry
- No, listen. Why aren't you helping me?

715
00:44:53,443 --> 00:44:56,154
Why don't you bring children behind
and play with them?

716
00:44:56,238 --> 00:44:59,199
They need their attention for a while,
while I talk to this person.

717
00:44:59,283 --> 00:45:03,412
Whatever you do, don't let this be a great champion
approach the lawn mower. thanks.

718
00:45:04,955 --> 00:45:07,541
- Mr. Kubitz. Hi
-. I think I'm still early, but...

719
00:45:07,624 --> 00:45:10,919
- I only got the document
- Great...

720
00:45:11,837 --> 00:45:14,089
- You dropped something
-. Yes.

721
00:45:15,841 --> 00:45:18,635
- Children want to help
- That's sweet...

722
00:45:18,719 --> 00:45:20,804
So, this is all for you.

723
00:45:20,888 --> 00:45:24,475
What I need is your signature
on the back of his head.

724
00:45:25,142 --> 00:45:27,353
And on this child's elbow.

725
00:45:27,436 --> 00:45:29,939
- Do you have a pen
- I have a pen?

726
00:45:30,898 --> 00:45:33,317
- This is my lucky pen
- Thank you...

727
00:45:33,859 --> 00:45:36,862
- And where is there... the initial elbow.

728
00:45:37,696 --> 00:45:40,115
- Fill the back of his head
- On his neck?

729
00:45:41,033 --> 00:45:43,661
- Large. That should only be about doing it
- here we go...

730
00:45:43,744 --> 00:45:47,039
- You are ready to roll
- Let's go in and start...

731
00:45:48,457 --> 00:45:51,710
Well, you know,
everything looks fine here...

732
00:45:51,835 --> 00:45:54,880
but say here
that you now have 11 children.

733
00:45:55,380 --> 00:45:56,756
That's right.

734
00:45:56,840 --> 00:46:00,135
So I assume that you have been hired by a third service provider.

735
00:46:01,428 --> 00:46:02,846
Why do you just assume that?

736
00:46:02,888 --> 00:46:07,101
Well, section 768 of the Child Welfare Code
specifically states...

737
00:46:07,392 --> 00:46:11,313
that the ratio of children to care providers
cannot exceed 5: 1.

738
00:46:11,813 --> 00:46:13,732
- The 768.04
- 768.04...

739
00:46:13,815 --> 00:46:17,527
The thingy ratio
. We decided that this morning.

740
00:46:17,611 --> 00:46:18,737
- Good
- Yes...

741
00:46:18,820 --> 00:46:21,573
We recruit people. We employ Marvin.

742
00:46:23,909 --> 00:46:28,622
- Marvin is hired! He is with children
- He is a very good child care worker...

743
00:46:28,705 --> 00:46:31,666
I want to see,
if it's okay with you.

744
00:46:31,750 --> 00:46:35,545
- You want to go there
- It will be good for me to see for myself ?.

745
00:46:35,629 --> 00:46:37,798
Let's go and we see Marvin.

746
00:46:43,637 --> 00:46:46,348
Now, put your hand up. Now, show everything.

747
00:46:49,184 --> 00:46:52,312
He really seems like
he knows what he is doing.

748
00:46:52,396 --> 00:46:53,564
Of course.

749
00:46:53,647 --> 00:46:57,151
- I have to say that
- Yeah, we interviewed many people...

750
00:46:57,234 --> 00:47:00,904
Yes, it is, very long tiring
singling-out process.

751
00:47:06,660 --> 00:47:08,412
And now, I'm chicken.

752
00:47:08,453 --> 00:47:11,373
I'm a bird. Look, I'm a bird.

753
00:47:12,249 --> 00:47:15,461
You can never be too careful when it comes to children.

754
00:47:15,544 --> 00:47:20,049
And here at Daddy Day Care we will only work
with the best, so we are Marvin.

755
00:47:22,801 --> 00:47:23,927
Sorry.

756
00:47:26,722 --> 00:47:28,974
- What do you do for children
- What?

757
00:47:29,057 --> 00:47:32,519
- Are they on drugs
- Well, there is one child, maybe.

758
00:47:32,603 --> 00:47:34,939
How do you make them behave like this?

759
00:47:34,980 --> 00:47:38,066
- I have to know how to handle them. How do you know that?

760
00:47:38,150 --> 00:47:41,070
I read the book "Baby Dr. Spock and Child Care".

761
00:47:42,738 --> 00:47:44,740
This is not about "Star Trek".

762
00:47:47,242 --> 00:47:48,744
- Finish
- Yeah...

763
00:47:52,706 --> 00:47:55,042
You know, when I'm behind...

764
00:47:55,125 --> 00:47:58,545
I see, under the roof terrace...

765
00:47:58,629 --> 00:48:00,506
what looks like a honeycomb.

766
00:48:00,589 --> 00:48:03,425
- The big one
- Don't worry... All are treated.

767
00:48:03,509 --> 00:48:05,886
- I don't want people to get hurt
-. There is no heartache. Gone.

768
00:48:05,969 --> 00:48:09,639
- You really have changed this around
- Thank you very much...

769
00:48:09,681 --> 00:48:11,975
- I'm impressed. I really
- Thank you...

770
00:48:12,017 --> 00:48:13,560
For our own curiosity...

771
00:48:13,644 --> 00:48:16,981
chance you can
tell us where the complaint came from?

772
00:48:17,064 --> 00:48:21,652
I will be very happy,
but I have a relationship with the country.

773
00:48:21,693 --> 00:48:25,071
- Only for our own curiosity
- That is Miss woman blasted...

774
00:48:25,239 --> 00:48:28,284
- I'm sure he will see us
- We need to talk to you...

775
00:48:28,367 --> 00:48:32,413
- Sorry. They just broke right in.
- That's what, Jenny.

776
00:48:32,538 --> 00:48:34,623
Ladies and gentlemen, please sit down.

777
00:48:38,293 --> 00:48:40,504
Now, what can I do for you?

778
00:48:40,963 --> 00:48:45,301
We want to thank you for helping
to accelerate our accreditation process.

779
00:48:45,384 --> 00:48:48,596
Thanks, someone tip you
from the service the child came to see us.

780
00:48:48,679 --> 00:48:52,141
I heard that you opened a kind of deposit program...

781
00:48:52,558 --> 00:48:54,351
and I am concerned.

782
00:48:54,393 --> 00:48:57,187
That's good from you
You don't need to worry about us...

783
00:48:57,271 --> 00:49:01,192
Not you I'm worried about
These are your kids looking after...

784
00:49:01,233 --> 00:49:05,446
- Wait a minute. We are parents. That's a start
- any breast can be done by parents...

785
00:49:05,529 --> 00:49:08,198
If you want to mess with your own child,
is your right.

786
00:49:08,282 --> 00:49:12,411
But when it comes to other people's children,
there is a higher standard for answering.

787
00:49:12,494 --> 00:49:16,707
Mr Kubitz seems to think that we meet the standard. Show him thing.

788
00:49:16,790 --> 00:49:19,501
That piece of paper isn't impressed.

789
00:49:20,127 --> 00:49:22,171
We get it laminated.

790
00:49:22,254 --> 00:49:26,425
You two are some fly-by-night operations
want to make money fast.

791
00:49:26,508 --> 00:49:29,177
You're just afraid of competition
. Let's go.

792
00:49:29,261 --> 00:49:31,889
Competition? Don't flatter yourself.

793
00:49:32,222 --> 00:49:36,393
Daddy Day Care will never be in the same league as this institution.

794
00:49:37,519 --> 00:49:38,854
Laminated!

795
00:49:40,105 --> 00:49:42,691
It's not as satisfying as I thought.

796
00:49:42,774 --> 00:49:46,528
I think we can take it. What we need
is some garlic and a piece of wood.

797
00:49:46,612 --> 00:49:48,948
Do you know what he said was true?

798
00:49:49,031 --> 00:49:52,368
Children need more than watching
Tomorrow we will take it to make a notch...

799
00:49:52,451 --> 00:49:54,745
We must start stimulating their minds.

800
00:49:57,664 --> 00:50:00,083
- But I'm not father
-. You don't have to be a father.

801
00:50:00,125 --> 00:50:03,754
You're a humanoid type
. That fits the philosophy of the place.

802
00:50:03,837 --> 00:50:07,257
I don't know, guys. I mean,
I think I like hanging out with kids.

803
00:50:07,341 --> 00:50:08,592
This is kind of cool.

804
00:50:08,675 --> 00:50:12,012
But I don't think child care is necessarily...

805
00:50:12,095 --> 00:50:15,223
a way that I feel professional
I'm heading in the direction.

806
00:50:15,307 --> 00:50:17,851
- That's what I said
- Sorry...

807
00:50:17,935 --> 00:50:19,270
Yes, let's go in!

808
00:50:21,522 --> 00:50:23,649
- How are you
- Hey, guys.

809
00:50:23,732 --> 00:50:26,777
I'm sorry
I forgot to write a check this week...

810
00:50:26,860 --> 00:50:30,030
Since the divorce,
my head has just been like...

811
00:50:35,327 --> 00:50:38,038
- Are you a new father
- I'm your father?

812
00:50:41,041 --> 00:50:42,793
I'm not your father.

813
00:50:43,544 --> 00:50:46,172
Well, I'm your baby's father. I am not...

814
00:50:46,755 --> 00:50:50,217
I'm not a baby father
. I will be...

815
00:50:53,011 --> 00:50:54,471
You're Marvin.

816
00:50:57,975 --> 00:51:01,854
Well, nice to meet you, Marvin. I am Kelli.

817
00:51:02,688 --> 00:51:04,106
Dylan's mother.

818
00:51:09,528 --> 00:51:11,238
- I have to go. thanks.

819
00:51:11,321 --> 00:51:13,573
- All right. Bye, guys
- Have a good one...

820
00:51:13,657 --> 00:51:15,492
- Thank you
- Bye...

821
00:51:15,534 --> 00:51:17,995
I'm in. Do you have a dental plan?

822
00:51:18,912 --> 00:51:20,163
Alright.

823
00:51:20,455 --> 00:51:23,833
Your first task is to show us how you handle children as you do.

824
00:51:23,917 --> 00:51:24,960
Teach us.

825
00:51:25,043 --> 00:51:27,587
If this is a business,
and they are customers...

826
00:51:27,671 --> 00:51:29,214
how do you know what they want?

827
00:51:29,298 --> 00:51:32,384
- I gather focus groups
-. Okay, let's do it.

828
00:51:32,467 --> 00:51:32,509
We want you to tell us what you want
to get out of Daddy Day Care.

829
00:51:32,509 --> 00:51:36,138
We want you to tell us what you want
to get out of Daddy Day Care.

830
00:51:36,221 --> 00:51:38,974
Help us to help you.

831
00:51:39,391 --> 00:51:41,143
Who wants to start?

832
00:51:43,103 --> 00:51:45,606
We need to learn more about things.

833
00:51:45,898 --> 00:51:48,734
- learn more about things
- Yes ?.

834
00:51:48,817 --> 00:51:51,528
We are at a very critical age.

835
00:51:51,612 --> 00:51:56,242
- You have to feed our minds
- Alright... You want to write down?

836
00:51:56,325 --> 00:51:59,161
"Feed our minds."

837
00:51:59,369 --> 00:52:02,205
Large. Okay, what else?

838
00:52:03,207 --> 00:52:06,293
Dolphins. Dolphins are good.

839
00:52:06,418 --> 00:52:08,879
- dolphins are fish
- No, they are not...

840
00:52:08,921 --> 00:52:12,091
- They live in water
-. That does not mean they are fish.

841
00:52:12,174 --> 00:52:16,637
Relax and talk about something else
What else do you want to talk about?

842
00:52:16,720 --> 00:52:18,722
where does the baby come from?

843
00:52:20,224 --> 00:52:23,060
Let's go back to the topic of dolphin
dolphins and discuss...

844
00:52:23,143 --> 00:52:26,313
or if there is something else
in someone's mind we can talk about...

845
00:52:26,396 --> 00:52:29,107
- other than that
-. Write down.

846
00:52:29,775 --> 00:52:32,403
- Okay, what's more
- Can we...

847
00:52:33,779 --> 00:52:36,073
What are you going to say, Ben?

848
00:52:36,532 --> 00:52:39,744
I can see you will say something
What's up, kid?

849
00:52:39,868 --> 00:52:41,078
Options...

850
00:52:42,788 --> 00:52:45,082
- picture
- other images?

851
00:52:45,165 --> 00:52:49,378
Yeah! Like pictures, and so on. This is really fun.

852
00:52:51,213 --> 00:52:55,259
- Okay, yes, good. Image again
- Yeah.

853
00:52:55,342 --> 00:52:58,595
- More chasing bad people
- Good idea...

854
00:52:58,637 --> 00:53:00,097
We can pursue the Joker.

855
00:53:00,180 --> 00:53:02,808
Now, wait a second, friend
. That's a bad guy Batman.

856
00:53:02,891 --> 00:53:05,769
You're Flash,
so you want to pursue...

857
00:53:05,811 --> 00:53:09,023
- Lex Luthor
- That number is Superman ?.

858
00:53:09,106 --> 00:53:13,527
You want to catch Boomerang Captain,
Gorilla Grodd, Flash Lookup.

859
00:53:13,610 --> 00:53:14,986
The Riddler?

860
00:53:16,196 --> 00:53:17,989
What have you done for these children?

861
00:55:20,487 --> 00:55:25,283
From tomorrow, Phil will be hosting
a Three Stooges film festival in the TV room.

862
00:55:25,367 --> 00:55:27,744
I know everyone is looking forward
for that, right?

863
00:55:27,786 --> 00:55:28,829
Thanks, Dad!

864
00:55:28,912 --> 00:55:32,374
Last but not least, Sucker Thumb
Support Group will have a meeting...

865
00:55:32,457 --> 00:55:34,417
under the tree after nap time...

866
00:55:34,501 --> 00:55:36,753
which starts right after you finish your snack.

867
00:55:36,795 --> 00:55:40,757
So after you're done, take the blanket,
get a place, and we have it.

868
00:55:40,799 --> 00:55:43,593
Also, next week
will be Alpha Girl Group.

869
00:55:43,719 --> 00:55:46,597
And we will have
Tai Chi under the tree.

870
00:55:46,680 --> 00:55:49,975
And we will also have a pet day,
so you bring your pet in.

871
00:55:50,058 --> 00:55:51,518
We have to show pets and say.

872
00:55:52,603 --> 00:55:56,065
This is my rabbit. His name is Tiny.

873
00:55:56,648 --> 00:55:59,901
I feed him a lot. Five times a day.

874
00:55:59,985 --> 00:56:03,238
He defecated a lot, too. Six times a day.

875
00:56:03,530 --> 00:56:05,282
It's like little marbles.

876
00:56:05,699 --> 00:56:07,743
This is my turtle, Sparks.

877
00:56:07,951 --> 00:56:12,038
He is fast. He is the fastest turtle in the world.

878
00:56:15,792 --> 00:56:18,586
Leave! Go on, Sparks!

879
00:56:22,257 --> 00:56:26,470
This is my parrot, Paulie
I taught him to speak... Talk.

880
00:56:26,553 --> 00:56:28,221
Shut up, Butthead.

881
00:56:35,938 --> 00:56:37,440
Okay, Becca, where is your pet?

882
00:56:37,523 --> 00:56:40,609
I have a tarantula,
but I don't know where he is.

883
00:56:41,527 --> 00:56:44,613
Okay, okay, don't panic.

884
00:56:44,696 --> 00:56:47,616
What do you mean, don't panic
? There are big spiders here.

885
00:56:47,699 --> 00:56:49,409
I got a spider in my head!

886
00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:57,084
- So what we bet today is
- I'll do a diaper stroke, okay?

887
00:56:57,167 --> 00:56:58,502
Alright.

888
00:56:58,669 --> 00:57:02,631
Well, if it's not the genius
that brings the world of Veggie-Os.

889
00:57:03,799 --> 00:57:08,012
- So, how is unemployment
- Actually, I have the best job I've ever had.

890
00:57:08,053 --> 00:57:09,888
Yes, this is start-up.

891
00:57:09,972 --> 00:57:14,310
We offer
professional time management facilitation for most work.

892
00:57:14,393 --> 00:57:17,062
That's a difficult market
. That sounds pretty cruel.

893
00:57:17,145 --> 00:57:20,482
- Yes. This is a real blood sport. What is the money?

894
00:57:20,566 --> 00:57:22,860
Bruce! Let's go, I'm Botox.

895
00:57:23,735 --> 00:57:25,695
Hi, Charlie. Hi, Phil.

896
00:57:26,196 --> 00:57:28,532
- Hey, Crispin
- What's up, little man.

897
00:57:28,615 --> 00:57:29,825
How do you know my child?

898
00:57:29,908 --> 00:57:33,036
They're the days of care gurus,
What do you think?

899
00:57:33,871 --> 00:57:36,582
Day to care? What is that?

900
00:57:36,665 --> 00:57:40,335
Oh, God
You are wiping boogers to make a living...

901
00:57:43,380 --> 00:57:44,590
Losers.

902
00:57:46,550 --> 00:57:49,261
You pay us to do it too, you know.

903
00:57:50,470 --> 00:57:51,721
Losers.

904
00:57:53,724 --> 00:57:55,768
"Do you like green eggs and ham? " I don't like them, Sam-l-Am
. I don't like green eggs and ham.

905
00:57:57,936 --> 00:58:02,732
"Do you want to eat here or there? " I don't want to eat them anywhere
I don't like green eggs and ham...

906
00:58:03,358 --> 00:58:05,861
"I don't like them, Sam-l-Am." Okay?

907
00:58:07,821 --> 00:58:11,742
Now look, he will blow Sam-Am,
but he steps away.

908
00:58:11,783 --> 00:58:15,120
You don't hit, see
. He walked away with it?

909
00:58:16,163 --> 00:58:19,124


910
00:58:19,208 --> 00:58:21,419


911
00:58:24,630 --> 00:58:26,090
Where are you?

912
00:58:27,424 --> 00:58:29,426
Mommy has to work today.

913
00:58:31,261 --> 00:58:33,930
Remember when you used it
worked all times?

914
00:58:33,972 --> 00:58:36,391
Yes, back when I had a real job.

915
00:58:36,934 --> 00:58:38,561
Have you lost your job?

916
00:58:40,437 --> 00:58:42,814
I think. I think so. I missed it.

917
00:58:43,774 --> 00:58:47,444
But don't get me wrong. It's not like
I don't like to hang out with you.

918
00:58:47,486 --> 00:58:51,031
It's just that Dad used to be
big shot down at work.

919
00:58:51,657 --> 00:58:56,537
I have my own office and scenery, which is quite large
Remember that big, Daddy has enough views?

920
00:58:56,620 --> 00:58:59,623
I like it when you spin around me
in the cold chair.

921
00:58:59,706 --> 00:59:01,750
Yeah, that's a cool chair.

922
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:05,837
Lots of cool things about work that is
Best... chair.

923
00:59:06,630 --> 00:59:09,091
I have people working under me...

924
00:59:09,174 --> 00:59:12,886
and, only between you and me,
the pay is not so bad.

925
00:59:13,804 --> 00:59:17,266
- Input that is down. What do you think about that
- What is that ??

926
00:59:17,391 --> 00:59:19,894
What do you mean
This is a dog in the sun?

927
00:59:19,977 --> 00:59:22,771
- It doesn't look like one
- That's because it's abstract...

928
00:59:22,855 --> 00:59:25,524
You have to squint when you see it.

929
00:59:26,024 --> 00:59:28,735
And when you see it like this,
is abstract.

930
00:59:28,819 --> 00:59:30,446
Yes? You see it?

931
00:59:31,446 --> 00:59:33,990
What if you tilt your head to the side?

932
00:59:34,074 --> 00:59:36,910
- No, vice versa
- Still doesn't look like one...

933
00:59:36,994 --> 00:59:40,164
Okay, well, are you there
working, Michelangelo?

934
00:59:40,205 --> 00:59:41,665
What is that?

935
00:59:49,840 --> 00:59:52,509
There is not abstract about that now, is not it?

936
00:59:53,302 --> 00:59:54,512
Thank you.

937
00:59:55,512 --> 00:59:57,180
That's pretty good.

938
00:59:57,222 --> 00:59:59,641
You have a head Daddy
kind of looking for a round, though.

939
00:59:59,683 --> 01:00:01,310
Is my head that round?

940
01:00:01,393 --> 01:00:05,731
- But I have your mustache
- Yeah, I see... A nice green mustache.

941
01:00:06,273 --> 01:00:08,150
That's all children, right.

942
01:00:08,650 --> 01:00:11,903
I only pay the mortgage,
car loans and electricity bills.

943
01:00:11,987 --> 01:00:14,490
Look at the balance in the checking account.

944
01:00:14,698 --> 01:00:18,535
- 74 cents
- Yeah... Right, 74 cents.

945
01:00:18,577 --> 01:00:21,371
- You are Superman
- You are right...

946
01:00:21,455 --> 01:00:25,626
I have worked hard, and I think it's time to let go of my little frustration.

947
01:00:25,709 --> 01:00:28,128
It's time for you
to take care of you Superman.

948
01:00:28,212 --> 01:00:30,673
- My Superman. Come here, baby
- Right...

949
01:00:30,714 --> 01:00:33,759
No! That monster will get me!

950
01:00:36,386 --> 01:00:38,388
This might be a nightmare.

951
01:00:39,431 --> 01:00:42,517
- Coming back soon
- Okay, hurry up... Mother is coming!

952
01:00:42,809 --> 01:00:44,436
No, I want Daddy.

953
01:00:46,313 --> 01:00:49,775
- Does everything go okay
- Yes, everything is fine?

954
01:00:55,614 --> 01:00:57,407
What is that face?

955
01:00:57,658 --> 01:01:00,202
Since when does he want you
is better than he likes me?

956
01:01:00,285 --> 01:01:02,120
No, not even travel. This is not like that.

957
01:01:02,204 --> 01:01:05,916
I just spent more time with him,
so he wants me.

958
01:01:06,333 --> 01:01:07,835
He is far more confident.

959
01:01:07,918 --> 01:01:10,462
Remember how he wasn't going to play
with other people at first?

960
01:01:10,546 --> 01:01:13,591
Now, he even plays with the kid, Crispin.

961
01:01:13,674 --> 01:01:17,428
Crispin happens to say "thank you"
during lunch today without being told.

962
01:01:17,511 --> 01:01:20,305
And the girl Becca is small, she can read
She's just a baby...

963
01:01:20,389 --> 01:01:24,977
I saw him take a "Curious George" book,
sit and read like an adult.

964
01:01:25,185 --> 01:01:26,812
What is that face?

965
01:01:28,272 --> 01:01:32,151
I don't see you being excited about something for a long time.

966
01:01:33,610 --> 01:01:35,946
Yes, I will not be ahead.

967
01:01:36,029 --> 01:01:38,657
They have a little crumb snail
under my skin.

968
01:01:39,324 --> 01:01:43,328
Mrs. Plager, I can't continue to expose other children...

969
01:01:43,495 --> 01:01:46,915
such a dangerous, self-destructive behavior
is very addictive.

970
01:01:46,999 --> 01:01:49,168
So it's good for Juliette to stop sucking her thumb...

971
01:01:49,251 --> 01:01:52,713
or you just have to find
yourself another preschooler.

972
01:02:00,095 --> 01:02:01,179
Are you busy?

973
01:02:01,263 --> 01:02:04,641
Just trimming some weeds from the garden
. What is that?

974
01:02:04,892 --> 01:02:07,603
Okay, I just think you should know...

975
01:02:08,437 --> 01:02:10,814
we have lost three students.

976
01:02:11,023 --> 01:02:13,984
Do you really recommend
You don't know where they are?

977
01:02:14,026 --> 01:02:15,110
No, ma'am.

978
01:02:15,861 --> 01:02:18,530
- I know where they are
- So am I.

979
01:02:21,366 --> 01:02:22,909
Daddy Day Care.

980
01:02:23,493 --> 01:02:25,370
First, it's really fun.

981
01:02:26,038 --> 01:02:27,831
Then it's annoying.

982
01:02:28,498 --> 01:02:31,209
Now that really starts ticking me.

983
01:02:32,419 --> 01:02:35,505
Get me a copy of
"Child Care Day Regulations".

984
01:02:51,605 --> 01:02:53,065
Phil, get the door.

985
01:02:54,024 --> 01:02:55,526
Get the door!

986
01:02:57,236 --> 01:02:59,196
Okay, I got it.

987
01:03:03,867 --> 01:03:06,411
Mr. Kubitz. What are you doing here?

988
01:03:06,578 --> 01:03:09,498
- Is this a bad time
- No, this is the right time.

989
01:03:09,873 --> 01:03:13,168
Are people home at home?

990
01:03:13,335 --> 01:03:15,045
"Home man."

991
01:03:15,712 --> 01:03:19,257
Charlie! Mr Kubitz here
Child Services!

992
01:03:19,466 --> 01:03:21,218
I'll be there soon.

993
01:03:21,301 --> 01:03:24,513
So, I ask. Where are the children?

994
01:03:24,555 --> 01:03:26,891
outside. Marvin who gave them
puppet show.

995
01:03:26,932 --> 01:03:29,935
Nice. What is in this program? "Pinocchio"
"Little Red Riding a Hood" ??

996
01:03:30,018 --> 01:03:32,062
No, "Wrath from Khan".

997
01:03:32,229 --> 01:03:33,897
- Mr. Kubitz. Hi
- Hi !.

998
01:03:33,939 --> 01:03:36,859
- Wait! What are you doing
- What?

999
01:03:37,150 --> 01:03:39,361
- What's wrong with your face
- My face?

1000
01:03:39,444 --> 01:03:43,365
What are all things, man? Come on
What's wrong with you?

1001
01:03:44,575 --> 01:03:46,202
Becca and Jamie.

1002
01:03:47,077 --> 01:03:50,831
If you excuse me,
I have to see two little girls...

1003
01:03:50,914 --> 01:03:52,374
because now I'm big.

1004
01:03:52,457 --> 01:03:56,586
He's having fun with...
Mr. Kubitz, so what brings you here today?

1005
01:03:56,670 --> 01:04:01,508
- I have received another complaint...
- I think we know who came.

1006
01:04:02,634 --> 01:04:06,680
I understand that you have acquired
three children since my last visit.

1007
01:04:06,763 --> 01:04:08,598
Yes. We are 14 at all now.

1008
01:04:08,640 --> 01:04:11,434
This is still three adults,
so we are still in a 5: 1 ratio.

1009
01:04:11,476 --> 01:04:14,396
Right. But you see,
is a completely different problem now.

1010
01:04:14,479 --> 01:04:16,398
Charlie, can I talk to you for a minute?

1011
01:04:16,481 --> 01:04:19,943
Mr. Kubitz, forgive me the second
. I'll go deal with this.

1012
01:04:20,027 --> 01:04:21,403
- Are cookies
- Sure... Thank you.

1013
01:04:21,486 --> 01:04:23,071
What happened?

1014
01:04:30,954 --> 01:04:32,664
- What's wrong
- Flash is missing?

1015
01:04:32,748 --> 01:04:35,584
- What do you mean, leave? Where is it
- I can't find it?

1016
01:04:35,626 --> 01:04:38,712
- You see everywhere? In the garage
- Everywhere?

1017
01:04:39,213 --> 01:04:40,256
What do we do?

1018
01:04:40,339 --> 01:04:43,467
- Are there some types of problems here
- Not at all, Mr. Kubitz ?.

1019
01:04:43,550 --> 01:04:46,011
We only have small conversations
about...

1020
01:04:46,094 --> 01:04:49,139
- Okay, because if it's...
- No problem at all. Why don't you...

1021
01:04:49,223 --> 01:04:52,184
Children! Why don't you meet our good friend, Mr Kubitz.

1022
01:04:52,267 --> 01:04:55,061
- Say hi
- Hi, Mr. Kubitz ..

1023
01:04:55,145 --> 01:04:56,396
Hi, guys.

1024
01:04:56,563 --> 01:04:59,149
it won't be better
if Mr. Kubitz plays with you...

1025
01:04:59,233 --> 01:05:01,360
while we have an important conversation?

1026
01:05:01,443 --> 01:05:03,570
- Will you be so kind
- Is that a good idea ??

1027
01:05:03,654 --> 01:05:06,949
We have adult conversations
children don't have to know secrets.

1028
01:05:06,990 --> 01:05:10,076
- So it's only a second. Please
- Sure... That's different.

1029
01:05:11,870 --> 01:05:13,830
- I'll check the backyard
- I'm going upstairs...

1030
01:05:13,914 --> 01:05:15,874
I'll check the basement.

1031
01:05:16,750 --> 01:05:18,627
Do we have a basement?

1032
01:05:43,986 --> 01:05:46,280
We have to do laundry. God!

1033
01:06:01,211 --> 01:06:03,547
Oh, God! They yawn at him!

1034
01:06:05,465 --> 01:06:07,634
He can't have far. I'll call the police.

1035
01:06:07,718 --> 01:06:11,972
- I will call his parents
-. Lf I'm Betazoid, I can feel him.

1036
01:06:14,391 --> 01:06:17,728
- This child
- I don't know. What is your name?

1037
01:06:18,645 --> 01:06:19,771
Tony.

1038
01:06:22,107 --> 01:06:25,944
- Flash name is Tony
-. Actually, the name Flash is Wally Barat...

1039
01:06:32,618 --> 01:06:37,081
- Why don't you wear a Flash suit
- I don't want to turn on again?

1040
01:06:37,164 --> 01:06:40,417
- You don't? Who do you want to be
- Tony?

1041
01:06:40,459 --> 01:06:43,253
- Listen to that? He wants to be Tony
- He wants to be Tony...

1042
01:06:43,337 --> 01:06:47,007
That's good. You want to be Tony
. Nice.

1043
01:06:47,090 --> 01:06:49,259
Tony, has a cookie. Have a fresh one.

1044
01:06:49,426 --> 01:06:49,551
What are you talking about? I love you
I'm just not in love with you ..

1045
01:06:49,551 --> 01:06:54,264
What are you talking about? I love you
I'm just not in love with you...

1046
01:06:54,473 --> 01:06:57,059
Fifteen months of therapy,
is the best you can do?

1047
01:06:57,100 --> 01:07:00,020
That's the dumbest line I've ever heard.

1048
01:07:01,522 --> 01:07:03,774
My mother is right about you.

1049
01:07:06,401 --> 01:07:07,485
Wait.

1050
01:07:07,986 --> 01:07:10,947
For what? You think this will change
You think I will change ??

1051
01:07:11,031 --> 01:07:13,158
Do you think this is what I have in mind?

1052
01:07:13,242 --> 01:07:15,536
Being a 55-year-old man,
living with his mother?

1053
01:07:15,619 --> 01:07:18,288
Do you think that's my idea of a good time?

1054
01:07:18,372 --> 01:07:20,583
I like passive-aggressive losers.

1055
01:07:24,169 --> 01:07:28,590
According to state regulations,
child care centers in family homes...

1056
01:07:28,674 --> 01:07:31,719
limited to 12 children.

1057
01:07:32,344 --> 01:07:36,932
- We have a lot of space here for children
- I don't make rules, I apply it...

1058
01:07:36,974 --> 01:07:40,227
You cannot have more than 12 children
in the type of location.

1059
01:07:40,310 --> 01:07:43,355
So if we want to stay in business,
we have to fire two children.

1060
01:07:43,438 --> 01:07:47,859
Unless you want to move to permanent facilities in another place, then yes.

1061
01:07:54,199 --> 01:07:56,410
So, who do we cut loose?

1062
01:07:56,785 --> 01:07:58,787
What about Becca and Jamie?

1063
01:07:59,955 --> 01:08:01,457
I can't do it.

1064
01:08:02,374 --> 01:08:04,334
We have to do something.

1065
01:08:05,043 --> 01:08:07,379
Why don't we get more space?

1066
01:08:07,838 --> 01:08:11,050
"Space The Final Frontier .."

1067
01:08:11,133 --> 01:08:13,844
I'm serious. Blasphemous women say we are not real
. Let's be real.

1068
01:08:13,927 --> 01:08:16,638
Let's get more space, more kids,
employ more people...

1069
01:08:16,680 --> 01:08:18,515
and giving this woman money.

1070
01:08:18,557 --> 01:08:21,477
- Large. Let's get a new room
-. Yes, Final Frontier!

1071
01:08:21,518 --> 01:08:25,480
If you don't stop with "Star Trek",
I will push you in a bush sticker. Stop!

1072
01:08:25,522 --> 01:08:29,985
No! I say that there is space available
". The Final Frontier" called

1073
01:08:30,736 --> 01:08:33,155
This used to be my home away from home.

1074
01:08:33,488 --> 01:08:38,243
Jerry, the person who owns this place,
has the main collection of memorabilia.

1075
01:08:39,036 --> 01:08:41,372
Do you know what he has? Tricorder.

1076
01:08:41,914 --> 01:08:44,959
That Ensign Riley wore
on "The Doomsday Machine".

1077
01:08:45,083 --> 01:08:47,377
Yes. I've never seen an episode.

1078
01:08:48,170 --> 01:08:50,547
I'm with him, not watching too.

1079
01:08:53,342 --> 01:08:54,844
Needs a lot of work.

1080
01:08:54,927 --> 01:08:57,888
That just means we can fix it
how we want to improve it.

1081
01:08:57,930 --> 01:09:00,516
But we will need money to do that.

1082
01:09:01,350 --> 01:09:03,352
To make money, you have to spend money.

1083
01:09:03,435 --> 01:09:06,104
To spend money, you must have money.

1084
01:09:07,064 --> 01:09:09,149
"Rock for Father's Day Care. " Help us finance our new permanent home. "

1085
01:09:09,566 --> 01:09:12,527
Do you know what this means?

1086
01:09:13,111 --> 01:09:15,238


1087
01:09:15,948 --> 01:09:19,410
This is an opportunity to improve ourselves
through a little healthy competition?

1088
01:09:19,493 --> 01:09:22,830
No, you stupid bubbleheaded
This is a death sentence...

1089
01:09:23,163 --> 01:09:26,208
If they get their hands
in a large enough space, they will destroy me.

1090
01:09:26,291 --> 01:09:29,377
They sell fun. I can't compete with fun.

1091
01:09:32,381 --> 01:09:35,509
I should have destroyed them
early when they were weak.

1092
01:09:35,592 --> 01:09:39,554
This will be more difficult now, but I have no choice
. I have to stop them.

1093
01:09:41,098 --> 01:09:43,142
How will you do it?

1094
01:09:43,976 --> 01:09:45,811
In any way needed.

1095
01:10:03,120 --> 01:10:04,872
Yes, ride a pony.

1096
01:10:06,123 --> 01:10:07,625
Pet goat.

1097
01:10:08,584 --> 01:10:11,170
Get the T-shirt made. Something to eat.

1098
01:10:11,795 --> 01:10:13,171
Enjoy music!

1099
01:11:03,680 --> 01:11:07,517
- They display "Run Logan", Friday...
- Friday night at 8:00.

1100
01:11:09,686 --> 01:11:11,813
If you're not busy Friday night...

1101
01:11:12,856 --> 01:11:15,817
- maybe you want...
- Yes, sure.

1102
01:11:16,401 --> 01:11:17,485
Large.

1103
01:11:17,528 --> 01:11:20,531
So we are talking, like,
only dinner, shower, bed?

1104
01:11:20,572 --> 01:11:22,908
- Work
- What ??

1105
01:11:22,991 --> 01:11:26,119
You want me to sit
so you can go to the movies, right?

1106
01:11:26,203 --> 01:11:28,872
Marvin, I want you to go with me.

1107
01:11:32,209 --> 01:11:33,335
OK.

1108
01:11:34,127 --> 01:11:38,048
- OK. Great
- Alright... Here is your thing.

1109
01:11:44,346 --> 01:11:47,850
Thank you very much. Okay. This is it.

1110
01:11:57,276 --> 01:11:58,736
I don't think we should do this.

1111
01:11:58,819 --> 01:12:02,281
Jennifer, my love, there are
winners and losers.

1112
01:12:02,364 --> 01:12:05,492
And if you want to be a winner,
sometimes you have to play dirty.

1113
01:12:29,933 --> 01:12:34,187
I will show you. I will paint face first
And then you paint yourself...

1114
01:12:34,313 --> 01:12:37,441
See? Put a little paint
. And I will only...

1115
01:12:37,900 --> 01:12:39,443
What's wrong?

1116
01:12:41,111 --> 01:12:43,864
That's not painting! This is glue!

1117
01:13:04,635 --> 01:13:07,304
Can I have more
from a delicious potato salad?

1118
01:13:07,387 --> 01:13:10,348
Have you tried that? Right. This is very good.

1119
01:13:13,227 --> 01:13:15,771
- What's the matter
- Look?

1120
01:13:15,979 --> 01:13:18,857
And they go all
except for pie.

1121
01:13:18,982 --> 01:13:22,652
Okay, but don't panic
. We will only sell people's cakes, that's all.

1122
01:13:24,863 --> 01:13:26,990
Wow. Goats really love cakes.

1123
01:13:32,579 --> 01:13:34,706
Leave them for two hours.

1124
01:13:35,082 --> 01:13:36,458
You got it.

1125
01:13:38,126 --> 01:13:42,172
Everyone just takes a deep breath
and let's go back for fun.

1126
01:13:42,840 --> 01:13:43,966
OK?

1127
01:13:58,647 --> 01:14:02,359
- How do we do it
- We haven't even put a dent in it?

1128
01:14:08,448 --> 01:14:10,992
- Hello
- Charlie, Jim Fields?

1129
01:14:11,118 --> 01:14:14,163
How will your vacation be
? No, I just pulled your leg.

1130
01:14:14,204 --> 01:14:16,957
Listen, friend,
are you still looking for work?

1131
01:14:17,040 --> 01:14:19,876
I have a job for you,
unless you have other offers.

1132
01:14:19,918 --> 01:14:23,130
No, that's really interesting.

1133
01:14:23,213 --> 01:14:25,257
But I have something happening now.

1134
01:14:25,424 --> 01:14:27,885
Before you say no,
let me fax you through the proposal.

1135
01:14:27,926 --> 01:14:30,804
You can look at the numbers,
You think about things...

1136
01:14:30,888 --> 01:14:32,473
then you go back to me.

1137
01:14:32,556 --> 01:14:34,933
- Yes
- Okay .. Great.

1138
01:14:35,142 --> 01:14:38,062
Your greetings to his wife and daughter... Son.

1139
01:14:51,867 --> 01:14:54,745
Let me guess. You can't get
child services to return...

1140
01:14:54,786 --> 01:14:56,079
so you do an inspection.

1141
01:14:56,163 --> 01:14:58,874
I'm sorry. I don't want to be crafty.

1142
01:14:59,082 --> 01:15:00,959
However, rule rules.

1143
01:15:01,168 --> 01:15:05,297
- Can I enter? I've a proposition for you. Yes, please do it.

1144
01:15:06,965 --> 01:15:11,428
Can I get some coffee or tea or water...

1145
01:15:12,304 --> 01:15:14,556
- or lizard eyes, maybe
- Water will be beautiful.

1146
01:15:14,598 --> 01:15:17,267
- Thank you
- Water... That's easy.

1147
01:15:17,559 --> 01:15:21,855
You don't mind tap water, do you
We get out of bottled water?

1148
01:15:27,569 --> 01:15:30,072
So, Miss woman is blasted, why are you here?

1149
01:15:31,240 --> 01:15:35,119
You look smart, talented, very ambitious.

1150
01:15:35,452 --> 01:15:38,038
What do you do
run a day care center?

1151
01:15:38,121 --> 01:15:40,540
Maybe I enjoy running a day care center.

1152
01:15:40,624 --> 01:15:44,461
Obviously. But is this really how you want to spend the rest of your life?

1153
01:15:44,545 --> 01:15:48,299
As an entrepreneur,
You will have money, power, respect.

1154
01:15:48,799 --> 01:15:52,136
Are you going to throw away that all
babysitting a group of 3-year-olds?

1155
01:15:52,219 --> 01:15:56,223
I said I would listen to your proposition
I'm all ears, and I got something else to do...

1156
01:15:56,306 --> 01:15:59,309
- So, if you will be so kind...
- Alright. Here it is:

1157
01:15:59,768 --> 01:16:03,188
If Daddy Day Care has to close,
for whatever reason...

1158
01:16:03,564 --> 01:16:06,942
I will take all your children
for the price you set.

1159
01:16:07,025 --> 01:16:10,320
Topflight education at rock bottom prices.

1160
01:16:10,779 --> 01:16:12,281
Think about this.

1161
01:16:16,201 --> 01:16:17,869
Now wait a minute.

1162
01:16:18,495 --> 01:16:21,164
You're blowing us from
for Cotton Cotton Balls?

1163
01:16:21,248 --> 01:16:25,544
No, Cotton Puffs Candy
. Apparently everything is my idea.

1164
01:16:25,627 --> 01:16:28,130
They will double my salary
and let me run the division.

1165
01:16:28,172 --> 01:16:30,174
So, yes, I took myself back.

1166
01:16:30,257 --> 01:16:33,177
Please,
if that's important to you. I mean...

1167
01:16:33,260 --> 01:16:37,014
Phil and I can
We will only find other people... Right?

1168
01:16:37,514 --> 01:16:38,974
I will too.

1169
01:16:40,267 --> 01:16:44,521
This is worse than
Spock when Kirk betrayed...

1170
01:16:44,563 --> 01:16:47,232
- on "Star Trek V"
-. This is not like that.

1171
01:16:47,316 --> 01:16:51,320
Come back with us. Not in the letters section,
but to be part of our team.

1172
01:16:51,361 --> 01:16:54,364
I don't want to be on the team
I want to be in this team...

1173
01:16:54,448 --> 01:16:57,993
We think a lot about this, man
This is a great opportunity...

1174
01:16:58,076 --> 01:17:01,079
No, this is a great opportunity here.

1175
01:17:01,163 --> 01:17:05,501
This business is one that has limits
And we have reached them, okay.

1176
01:17:05,542 --> 01:17:07,878
Me and Phil,
we have a responsibility to think about.

1177
01:17:07,961 --> 01:17:12,841
- We have futures to consider
-. How about now? How about children?

1178
01:17:14,218 --> 01:17:16,178
These kids are fine before Daddy Day Care.

1179
01:17:16,261 --> 01:17:20,348
- They will be fine when it's finished. You say to yourself, Charlie.

1180
01:17:21,016 --> 01:17:23,644
I finally found a place where I adjusted...

1181
01:17:23,727 --> 01:17:27,022
where I feel like I'm doing something good,
and you are just...

1182
01:17:27,064 --> 01:17:28,941
You only spoil everything.

1183
01:17:35,739 --> 01:17:37,699
It can't go worse.

1184
01:17:37,741 --> 01:17:40,953
If you think that goes bad,
waits until we tell the kids.

1185
01:17:57,219 --> 01:17:59,012
Can I go to work with you?

1186
01:17:59,096 --> 01:18:02,558
No, you can't go to work with me,
but you can come visit me at work.

1187
01:18:02,641 --> 01:18:05,352
And Dad will go home at night
and on weekends.

1188
01:18:05,435 --> 01:18:10,023
- We will still have fun together
-. Will Phil and Marvin still be here?

1189
01:18:10,148 --> 01:18:13,693
No, I'm sorry, little man
. They won't be around anymore.

1190
01:18:14,528 --> 01:18:17,156
This is only for a while, right?

1191
01:18:17,239 --> 01:18:20,951
Then you will return
and do Daddy Day Care again.

1192
01:18:22,369 --> 01:18:24,830
No, this is from now.

1193
01:18:24,913 --> 01:18:28,125
Daddy Day Care,
we don't do that anymore, Ben.

1194
01:18:30,210 --> 01:18:32,129
Let me explain to you like this:

1195
01:18:32,171 --> 01:18:35,341
If Daddy does this, I can get money for us.

1196
01:18:35,591 --> 01:18:39,512
And I can use the money
to take care of the house and buy food...

1197
01:18:39,595 --> 01:18:42,431
and clothes and toys for you to play with.

1198
01:18:42,806 --> 01:18:45,183
I will sell all my toys.

1199
01:18:45,642 --> 01:18:48,145
Why do you want to sell all your toys?

1200
01:18:48,312 --> 01:18:53,150
If I don't have toys, we don't need money,
and you can stay with me.

1201
01:18:56,361 --> 01:18:58,655
I hope it's simple, Ben.

1202
01:19:02,159 --> 01:19:05,788
The development department will have the first
sample ready next week.

1203
01:19:05,871 --> 01:19:07,956
Okay, let's kick around.

1204
01:19:08,290 --> 01:19:11,251
What do you think about
when you think of cotton candy?

1205
01:19:11,335 --> 01:19:13,337
- Clown
- Chocolate ..

1206
01:19:14,880 --> 01:19:16,173
Cavity.

1207
01:19:20,636 --> 01:19:23,347
I've visited the other side
and I've seen it firsthand.

1208
01:19:23,430 --> 01:19:27,434
When children eat these foods, they crash down
so hard they need air bags.

1209
01:19:27,518 --> 01:19:29,895
Do you know what
the ingredients are for balls?

1210
01:19:29,978 --> 01:19:31,980
- Puffs
-. They "blow." Forgive me.

1211
01:19:32,022 --> 01:19:34,650
Do you know what's here
? Red number four dye and sugar.

1212
01:19:34,733 --> 01:19:38,278
Do you know what? Charlie is right
You can't ignore reality...

1213
01:19:38,362 --> 01:19:41,490
Parents will not want to buy this product for their children.

1214
01:19:41,532 --> 01:19:44,702
No, unless the children trample and shout...

1215
01:19:44,868 --> 01:19:49,498
and bang their little heads on the floor
until blood comes out of their ears.

1216
01:19:49,581 --> 01:19:51,875
Charlie, do you have the numbers
that I gave you?

1217
01:19:51,959 --> 01:19:55,129
Yeah, I have them here
. Give me one second to...

1218
01:19:56,004 --> 01:19:59,508
We have an independent marketing company
doing some preliminary research...

1219
01:19:59,550 --> 01:20:02,553
to sort out the core values of this product.

1220
01:20:03,095 --> 01:20:05,889
The subjects tested,
are 2-6...

1221
01:20:05,973 --> 01:20:08,225
which year is the key brand...

1222
01:20:09,685 --> 01:20:13,939
- Charlie, you want to join us
- Sorry about that, Jim? Yeah.

1223
01:20:14,940 --> 01:20:18,444
Why don't you tell everyone
what is the core value?

1224
01:20:18,652 --> 01:20:20,988
What is the most important thing?

1225
01:20:24,700 --> 01:20:25,910
My child.

1226
01:20:31,290 --> 01:20:34,293
My child, Jim, is the most important thing.

1227
01:20:35,127 --> 01:20:38,088
And I think I made a big mistake.

1228
01:20:38,589 --> 01:20:41,675
And so, I stopped.

1229
01:20:45,971 --> 01:20:48,432
What did you do to me? You scared me.

1230
01:20:48,515 --> 01:20:51,226
- How about a marketing meeting
- I stopped?

1231
01:20:52,269 --> 01:20:53,729
- What
- I stopped.

1232
01:20:54,188 --> 01:20:55,981
- You stopped
- I stopped and I felt great?

1233
01:20:56,064 --> 01:20:57,983
- You have to stop with me
- I have to stop?

1234
01:20:58,066 --> 01:21:00,151
- You have to stop now
- We only got here...

1235
01:21:00,235 --> 01:21:02,738
Do you want to feel how I feel
? Quit. Come on

1236
01:21:02,821 --> 01:21:05,324
- Quit
- Get out with me!

1237
01:21:13,665 --> 01:21:17,127
You will not sell carrot suits,
no? Children love it.

1238
01:21:28,388 --> 01:21:29,848
this thing...

1239
01:21:31,141 --> 01:21:33,268
not for sale!

1240
01:21:34,394 --> 01:21:34,436
A literal reader of text might say...

1241
01:21:34,436 --> 01:21:37,230
A literal reader of text might say...

1242
01:21:37,314 --> 01:21:40,567
the Goldilocks eats "porridge"...

1243
01:21:40,651 --> 01:21:43,445
because he is "hungry."

1244
01:21:44,112 --> 01:21:46,114
But what would Freud say?

1245
01:21:46,782 --> 01:21:50,828
Language skills are an important component of children's development.

1246
01:21:50,911 --> 01:21:53,789
They are part of the core curriculum
here at Chapman.

1247
01:21:53,830 --> 01:21:55,749
If you follow me this way.

1248
01:21:56,875 --> 01:22:00,921
On the path of life,
the right first step is very important.

1249
01:22:01,505 --> 01:22:04,591
With the guidance of our company, your children...

1250
01:22:04,883 --> 01:22:07,844
will take steps here at Chapman.

1251
01:22:08,136 --> 01:22:11,806
Our philosophy is that child
is like a climbing vine.

1252
01:22:12,349 --> 01:22:15,561
With structures to stick to,
and gardeners the right to tend to them...

1253
01:22:15,644 --> 01:22:19,648
- they will grow to the sky
- That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard ..

1254
01:22:20,649 --> 01:22:23,360
We don't talk about plants,
we're talking about children.

1255
01:22:23,402 --> 01:22:27,573
I know you don't want this woman trimming
and cutting and weeding you 3-year-olds.

1256
01:22:27,656 --> 01:22:30,117
Some people feel uncomfortable
with achievement.

1257
01:22:30,200 --> 01:22:34,788
No, what I'm not comfortable with is treating children like that adults.

1258
01:22:34,997 --> 01:22:38,584
If your children come here, they will be sad in four different languages.

1259
01:22:38,667 --> 01:22:41,545
Five. We start Portuguese in the fall.

1260
01:22:43,422 --> 01:22:45,633
how many languages
do you listen to them on?

1261
01:22:45,716 --> 01:22:49,553
Have you ever stopped trying to push knowledge into their throats and just talk to them?

1262
01:22:49,595 --> 01:22:51,138
Listen to what they want.

1263
01:22:51,221 --> 01:22:53,432
They are children,
they do not know what they want.

1264
01:22:53,515 --> 01:22:57,352
Yes, they know what they want
All of them... And they are all different.

1265
01:22:57,394 --> 01:23:00,355
We take some time, talk to children,
must know them a little.

1266
01:23:00,397 --> 01:23:04,526
- it makes a difference. This helps them. Please. Share your success.

1267
01:23:04,610 --> 01:23:08,781
Why don't you tell these people exactly
how do you help their children?

1268
01:23:14,077 --> 01:23:17,289
Max here is a trained toilet now, okay?

1269
01:23:17,372 --> 01:23:18,623
- I did not miss
- Right ..

1270
01:23:18,707 --> 01:23:22,211
- Dan Becca learns to read
-. Yes, I do it.

1271
01:23:22,586 --> 01:23:26,340
And Crispin is the most polite child
You ever wanted to meet.

1272
01:23:26,590 --> 01:23:30,052
- Thank you, Charlie
- You are welcome, Crispin...

1273
01:23:30,427 --> 01:23:32,763
And I make friends.

1274
01:23:35,182 --> 01:23:38,310
Right, little man,
You made a few friends.

1275
01:23:39,102 --> 01:23:43,898
At this time Daily Care Daddy
is back in business.

1276
01:23:46,944 --> 01:23:51,824
- Don't be stupid. You won't make nickel
- We might not be rich, but we can handle it...

1277
01:23:51,907 --> 01:23:53,867
Excuse me. Everything is correct.

1278
01:23:54,409 --> 01:23:55,911
How is it?

1279
01:24:01,500 --> 01:24:06,088
Every breast can run a child care center
: It takes a family to improve some children...

1280
01:24:06,171 --> 01:24:10,884
- We will be family from now on
-. Family? What a ridiculous concept!

1281
01:24:11,301 --> 01:24:13,345
We will just laugh our way to the road.

1282
01:24:13,428 --> 01:24:15,889
- Have a nice day
- Bye, Miss woman is blasted...

1283
01:24:33,115 --> 01:24:34,825
Come on! Let's go!

1284
01:24:35,492 --> 01:24:38,078
Get it there! Come on! Let's go!

1285
01:24:41,331 --> 01:24:42,958
Come on! Lift!

1286
01:24:47,504 --> 01:24:49,548
- Everyone's hands are holding, right
? - Right.

1287
01:24:54,261 --> 01:24:55,387
Let's go.

1288
01:25:00,017 --> 01:25:01,644
"Daddy Day Care."

1289
01:25:02,352 --> 01:25:04,771
Jennifer, how come?

1290
01:25:05,147 --> 01:25:08,525
This is a really great place to work
. You have to register there...

1291
01:25:10,194 --> 01:25:11,445
or not.

1292
01:25:14,948 --> 01:25:18,160
- Have a nice day, Miss woman blasted
- That's good...

1293
01:25:27,544 --> 01:25:28,545
Stop!

1294
01:26:24,685 --> 01:26:25,728
Help!

1295
01:26:26,144 --> 01:26:27,312
Help! Stuck!

1296
01:26:34,027 --> 01:26:36,404
Alright, I'm coming
What happened here?

1297
01:26:36,446 --> 01:26:37,489
Help!

1298
01:26:38,991 --> 01:26:40,326
I'm stuck!

1299
01:26:40,784 --> 01:26:42,286
Loser.

1300
01:26:49,877 --> 01:26:51,003
Loser.

1301
01:26:56,383 --> 01:26:57,759
Little man.

1302
01:27:00,554 --> 01:27:02,723
I would say this is not a bad tradeoff.

1303
01:27:03,182 --> 01:27:04,517
Yes, Father.

1304
01:27:42,095 --> 01:27:44,848
And, action.

1305
01:27:45,849 --> 01:27:49,394
We can spend... you know, we can't spend
money without having it.

1306
01:27:50,062 --> 01:27:51,522
Wait one second.

1307
01:27:52,231 --> 01:27:54,191
What, are you being emitted?

1308
01:27:54,316 --> 01:27:56,026
- This is Captain Kirk
- Here it is!

1309
01:27:58,779 --> 01:27:59,822
Action.

1310
01:28:00,072 --> 01:28:02,783
- What did you do to me
- Pudding in my hand?

1311
01:28:06,161 --> 01:28:07,663
Okay, wait a minute.

1312
01:28:12,459 --> 01:28:15,921
- I won't push you on a bush sticker
- You can't push me...

1313
01:28:16,004 --> 01:28:17,839
No, I will use a shovel on you.

1314
01:28:21,134 --> 01:28:22,135
Busy.

1315
01:28:22,219 --> 01:28:25,347
Some other children around here
hang out with you. How is that sound?

1316
01:28:25,389 --> 01:28:28,684
- Look, you will have to work on it
- "Mazel tov"...

1317
01:28:29,184 --> 01:28:31,520
Remember when you broke me yo-yo?

1318
01:28:31,937 --> 01:28:34,523
- I broke up...
- And you never gave me a new one.

1319
01:28:34,606 --> 01:28:37,275
That's why you sent me to bed.

1320
01:28:37,401 --> 01:28:38,861
You have written.

1321
01:28:39,236 --> 01:28:43,115
No, I can't even write my letter.

1322
01:28:43,240 --> 01:28:44,742
What happened here?

1323
01:28:48,745 --> 01:28:52,415
You killed me. You really killed me.

1324
01:28:58,255 --> 01:29:01,759
This frying pan is made
in the City of Brotherly Love.

1325
01:29:02,759 --> 01:29:05,679
- That's a good thing
- Okay, Eddie...

1326
01:29:06,263 --> 01:29:09,308
They give you
a little too much direction, right?

1327
01:29:16,607 --> 01:29:18,567
Okay, stop before you urinate on yourself.

1328
01:29:18,650 --> 01:29:20,694
- What is my line
? - "I'll sell all my toys."

1329
01:29:20,777 --> 01:29:22,904
I will sell all my toys.

1330
01:29:23,113 --> 01:29:27,075
I will say my other line again,
because I messed it up. I said, "You..."

1331
01:29:27,284 --> 01:29:29,578
- Action
- Okay, thank you !.

1332
01:29:31,121 --> 01:29:33,582
- Just leave it for a moment. There is
- Thank you...

1333
01:29:36,126 --> 01:29:38,754
That's why I know
we haven't been to the moon.

1334
01:29:40,839 --> 01:29:44,426
Miss said a blasted woman
prepared me for my future.

1335
01:29:49,139 --> 01:29:50,849
- You're hungry
- Yeah ?.

1336
01:29:52,726 --> 01:29:56,146
- What do you want to eat
- A peanut butter and jelly sandwich?

1337
01:29:56,188 --> 01:29:58,273
Peanut butter and gelatin sandwich.

1338
01:29:58,440 --> 01:30:00,609
- I don't know. After this scene.

1339
01:30:00,651 --> 01:30:01,986
If I give you...

1340
01:30:03,195 --> 01:30:04,780
What's funny?

