1 00:00:05,267 --> 00:00:10,985 CLAPHAM JUNCTION 2 00:00:49,759 --> 00:00:51,977 30 degrees plus expected today. 3 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:54,915 In fact we could beat the record, which stands... 4 00:00:55,486 --> 00:00:58,529 as the 12th of June this year, when we've got 32, we could even make it... 5 00:00:59,004 --> 00:01:02,769 to 33 degrees today. And of course it's the persistence... 6 00:01:03,236 --> 00:01:06,981 of that heat - no respite at all. No let up tonight. 15 degrees... 7 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:12,630 minimum 15 degrees, one or two cities could well be pegged into 20s overnight, 8 00:01:13,147 --> 00:01:14,824 and that is really really hot. 9 00:01:17,848 --> 00:01:19,018 How long is this gonna last for? 10 00:01:19,461 --> 00:01:23,107 Well, we've got the breakdown on the way tomorrow so at least another 24 hours... 11 00:02:21,345 --> 00:02:22,796 Look to the right. 12 00:02:24,770 --> 00:02:26,159 Look up. 13 00:02:41,462 --> 00:02:43,036 That was very good Danny. 14 00:02:53,839 --> 00:02:56,467 - You're keeping well, are you? - Yes, thanks. 15 00:02:57,908 --> 00:03:01,103 - I must say you're looking well. - Good, thank you. 16 00:03:03,722 --> 00:03:08,431 - Surviving this heat, heh? - Just about. 17 00:03:08,980 --> 00:03:10,928 - Pretty scorching innit? - Yes it is. 18 00:03:13,723 --> 00:03:19,165 O-K! So, fire away. 19 00:03:20,568 --> 00:03:23,742 The giving of a band, signifies the promise of a love... 20 00:03:24,183 --> 00:03:27,351 ...that is ever lasting, and is a public affirmation, ... 21 00:03:27,692 --> 00:03:31,046 that the contract between Will and Gavin will be honoured. 22 00:03:32,100 --> 00:03:39,136 - Will? - This ring is a token of my abiding love... 23 00:03:41,286 --> 00:03:45,298 ...and a sign of the promise I make to you today. 24 00:04:17,185 --> 00:04:21,177 Bishop can be a bit of a prick when it comes to poofs. 25 00:04:22,489 --> 00:04:28,732 And as for old Wurzel down at Lambeth Palace, she's got her knickers in a right twist. 26 00:04:29,570 --> 00:04:31,759 - Would you like a top up, sir? - Oh, how kind. 27 00:04:32,669 --> 00:04:37,668 - How do you stand the strain? - I may be ++++ 28 00:04:38,306 --> 00:04:42,443 ...but I still believe in Jesus Wants Me For A Sunbeam. 29 00:04:44,299 --> 00:04:49,402 Oh, er, waiter. Bring us a few more lovely sausages, will you? 30 00:04:52,302 --> 00:04:54,868 So then we go back to where we were at the start... 31 00:04:55,282 --> 00:04:56,518 ...with that guy in the truck... 32 00:04:56,979 --> 00:05:00,280 ...and we realise Chris has said fuck off to the lot of them, and... 33 00:05:00,701 --> 00:05:07,032 ...decided to make a new start in London. And, um, well, that's about it. 34 00:05:14,122 --> 00:05:19,583 Er, you see, Robin, the thing is, erm, you know I am a great fan. 35 00:05:19,999 --> 00:05:21,722 - Oh you don't like it. - You do know that, don't you? 36 00:05:22,166 --> 00:05:25,138 - You don't, do you? - I just feel we've been there before. 37 00:05:25,614 --> 00:05:27,675 - No we haven't?! - I mean, the whole gay thing. 38 00:05:28,658 --> 00:05:30,733 - Is that an issue anymore? - It is if you're gay. 39 00:05:31,019 --> 00:05:33,109 That's what you have to ask yourself. Is it still an issue? 40 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:36,327 - Anyway, this is more than that... - Because, I don't think it is. 41 00:05:36,661 --> 00:05:38,824 You know what, with Elton and David, 42 00:05:39,196 --> 00:05:44,848 and Ian and, well, everyone. You know, what's the problem? 43 00:05:45,062 --> 00:05:46,708 It's been done. We've moved on. 44 00:05:47,133 --> 00:05:49,999 - It's accepted. - But, the way this would approach.. 45 00:05:50,285 --> 00:05:53,166 I mean, if you make it a bit more like Gary Glitter. 46 00:05:53,508 --> 00:05:58,717 - Gary Glitter?! - Vietnam, Cambodia, the whole sex tourist thing, 47 00:05:59,049 --> 00:06:01,098 then, maybe, maybe. 48 00:06:01,441 --> 00:06:04,085 But the whole sex tourism thing has been done to death. 49 00:06:04,373 --> 00:06:06,154 As it is, it's not for me. 50 00:06:06,565 --> 00:06:08,882 I'm sorry, it just isn't. 51 00:06:10,165 --> 00:06:14,015 Look, I'm so keen to work on something with you. 52 00:06:14,788 --> 00:06:19,191 I mean you know that. But this, sorry, it's a no. 53 00:06:29,317 --> 00:06:32,659 - You're still married? - Yes. 54 00:06:33,074 --> 00:06:37,591 Well done. I'm seeing Dunstan next week. 55 00:06:38,010 --> 00:06:40,373 - Are you? - Shall I send him your love? 56 00:06:40,693 --> 00:06:43,932 - I wouldn't bother. - No, best not. 57 00:06:45,863 --> 00:06:48,174 Well I leave you then. 58 00:06:59,215 --> 00:07:01,540 He reached grade seven. 59 00:07:02,115 --> 00:07:05,252 Miss Richard says if he carries on like this, he could get to... 60 00:07:05,619 --> 00:07:08,254 - the Royal College of Music. - That's marvellous Dolly 61 00:07:08,900 --> 00:07:11,987 - He is a good boy. - You must be so proud. 62 00:07:12,387 --> 00:07:18,365 You know, it makes me weep for joy. I want so hard to get him that fiddle. 63 00:07:18,779 --> 00:07:21,689 You know, you should give him Mrs. H. 64 00:07:22,069 --> 00:07:24,659 - Well, I'd love to, Dolly. - He play like an angel. 65 00:07:25,917 --> 00:07:29,590 - So, what you're having then? - Monkfish cheeks and ceps. 66 00:08:11,345 --> 00:08:13,098 Excuse me, sir. The sausages. 67 00:08:15,317 --> 00:08:19,416 - Thank you. That accent, I can't quite... - Shropshire sir ++++. 68 00:08:37,237 --> 00:08:41,278 30 degrees I've got here that says it all. That's for the central London. 69 00:08:41,647 --> 00:08:42,478 Nan, I'm back! 70 00:08:42,936 --> 00:08:44,904 Of course that's where most of the population are. 71 00:08:46,657 --> 00:08:47,902 Hello nan! 72 00:08:51,464 --> 00:08:55,121 - Darling. - Bleeding hot, isn't it? D'you want anything? 73 00:08:56,409 --> 00:08:59,366 - Darling. - How about a nice cuppa, eh? 74 00:09:30,718 --> 00:09:38,087 Hi, me. Yes, I'm gonna be a bit late. I've got to pop over to St Luke's. 75 00:09:39,527 --> 00:09:44,622 Oh, some mini-crisis or other. Probably nothing, but you know how it is. 76 00:09:47,634 --> 00:09:50,627 Well, of course I'll try. But tell them not to wait. 77 00:09:51,022 --> 00:09:58,235 I'll be there as soon as I can. Yes, I will. I promise. Bye. 78 00:11:37,033 --> 00:11:39,033 - You look at my arse, innit? - Are you looking at his arse? 79 00:11:46,034 --> 00:11:48,647 - Was there any calls nan? - Just the one. 80 00:11:49,110 --> 00:11:52,209 - And which one was that, then? - It was your mum. 81 00:11:52,238 --> 00:11:55,698 - Oh, yeah? - She wants to see you, darling. 82 00:11:56,080 --> 00:11:59,410 - Don't start, nan. - She said she hasn't touched a drop in weeks. 83 00:11:59,752 --> 00:12:03,236 - She is a liar, Nan. - She ain't, Terry, she's a good girl. 84 00:12:03,591 --> 00:12:08,171 - No, she ain't, Nan. - Might be lots of things, but she ain't no liar. 85 00:12:08,584 --> 00:12:11,585 - She is a good girl at heart. - No, she ain't, Nan. 86 00:12:11,622 --> 00:12:15,186 - She IS Terry, she is a good girl. - No, she ain't. 87 00:12:16,539 --> 00:12:19,988 - D'you want an 'am salad? - Give her a call, Tel. 88 00:12:20,329 --> 00:12:22,374 - I ain't calling her. - She wants to see you. 89 00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:24,368 - No she don't, Nan. - She does, Terry. 90 00:12:24,882 --> 00:12:26,715 There was a time she could've me all she liked. 91 00:12:27,290 --> 00:12:30,018 If anything happens, you won't be able to live with yourself. 92 00:12:30,420 --> 00:12:32,047 D'you want an 'am salad or something hot? 93 00:12:33,551 --> 00:12:39,817 - Do it for me, darling. - I'll do you a salad but I ain't speaking to her. 94 00:12:40,328 --> 00:12:45,013 Gavin has taught me how to love. To love him, to love myself. 95 00:12:46,105 --> 00:12:51,331 This is forever, honey. And if it ain't, well, you've got one hell of a pre-nup. 96 00:12:53,481 --> 00:12:57,948 So let's all get slaughtered. Bottoms up! 97 00:13:00,606 --> 00:13:02,622 Come on, then, gorgeous. 98 00:13:41,702 --> 00:13:46,842 - Skiving off, are you? - No, sir, it's my break. 99 00:13:47,238 --> 00:13:50,523 I'm paying for all this, you know. It doesn't come cheap. 100 00:13:51,610 --> 00:13:52,931 I don't expect it does, sir. 101 00:13:53,553 --> 00:13:57,531 You know it's very, very charming that you should call me sir. 102 00:13:58,512 --> 00:13:59,717 You really don't have to. 103 00:14:02,443 --> 00:14:06,434 - So, Ludlow. - Yeah. - Very nice. 104 00:14:08,089 --> 00:14:11,497 - Yeah. Bit on the quiet side. - Mm. It is a bit, I suppose. 105 00:14:11,497 --> 00:14:12,515 Nice enough. 106 00:14:22,184 --> 00:14:28,443 - Ludlow. Nice castle. - Yeah. 107 00:14:28,443 --> 00:14:30,486 Very nice. I love that part of the world. 108 00:14:31,556 --> 00:14:34,965 - You've never been, have you? - Somewhere up north, isn't it? 109 00:14:36,339 --> 00:14:38,899 - Help yourself. - No, no. Not when I'm on duty. 110 00:14:38,899 --> 00:14:41,369 It's my wedding. 111 00:14:49,963 --> 00:14:54,973 - It's a beautiful ring. - We had them made specially. 112 00:14:54,973 --> 00:14:58,794 - He must think the world of you. - It's too big though. The jeweller fucked up. 113 00:14:59,660 --> 00:15:02,536 - Could have it altered. - You don't wanna go loosing it. 114 00:15:02,536 --> 00:15:06,679 You're right there. Gotta watch your ring, haven't you? 115 00:15:10,033 --> 00:15:12,536 - Y'know that's incredible. - What is? 116 00:15:13,377 --> 00:15:16,809 This wedding. I never, ever thought I'd live to see the day... 117 00:15:16,809 --> 00:15:20,216 ...two blokes getting married. I mean, it's just fantastic, isn't it? 118 00:15:21,364 --> 00:15:23,181 I suppose it is. 119 00:15:23,181 --> 00:15:26,398 Gavin and I have lived together for so long. 120 00:15:26,398 --> 00:15:30,573 Yeah, it is pretty fantastic. 121 00:15:37,741 --> 00:15:41,602 - You're blushing. - It's hot. 122 00:15:42,303 --> 00:15:44,581 No, no, I'd better get back. 123 00:16:22,426 --> 00:16:24,777 Where have you been? I was expecting you ages ago! 124 00:16:24,777 --> 00:16:29,284 - I had to go to the library. - Christ, we're gonna be late as usual. 125 00:16:29,284 --> 00:16:31,961 Darling, use a glass. 126 00:16:37,612 --> 00:16:38,994 You will be allright, won't you? 127 00:16:38,994 --> 00:16:41,084 Of course I will. 128 00:16:41,943 --> 00:16:44,869 Why don't you go and see Benjy or someone? 129 00:16:44,869 --> 00:16:48,783 I don't like the thought of you being by yourself and it is going to be such a lovely night. 130 00:16:48,783 --> 00:16:52,467 - Mum, I'll be fine. - Got that gorgeous humous which you like... 131 00:16:52,467 --> 00:16:56,602 - ...and some lovely yummy fresh baguette from. - Mum, I'm OK. 132 00:16:56,602 --> 00:17:00,450 Oh, I know you are darling. 133 00:17:05,485 --> 00:17:10,207 Must go and put a face on. If your father calls tell him to get his arse in gear 134 00:17:28,494 --> 00:17:32,139 - Not going, are you? - Yeah, I'm finished. 135 00:17:33,328 --> 00:17:37,293 - Pity. - End of my shift. 136 00:17:38,405 --> 00:17:39,947 I'll tell you what. 137 00:17:45,086 --> 00:17:46,860 I'm living with a mate at the moment, south of the river, ... 138 00:17:46,860 --> 00:17:50,231 ...but I'm moving into my own pad next week. 139 00:17:50,231 --> 00:17:53,224 I mean it's only rented, like, but I'm really excited. 140 00:17:53,224 --> 00:17:55,735 - I bet. - I left home, made the move to London, ... 141 00:17:55,735 --> 00:17:59,438 ...got my own job and then my own pad. Brilliant. 142 00:17:59,438 --> 00:18:01,321 Brilliant. 143 00:18:04,204 --> 00:18:06,042 So what is this place then? 144 00:18:06,042 --> 00:18:07,795 Pantry. 145 00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:10,814 - What did they use it for? - ++++. 146 00:18:12,344 --> 00:18:14,629 You're full of it, aren't you? 147 00:18:16,090 --> 00:18:20,624 I just love London. Always knew I would and you know something? 148 00:18:20,624 --> 00:18:23,550 - What? - I do. 149 00:18:26,862 --> 00:18:28,228 Charlie with the groom, ... 150 00:18:29,106 --> 00:18:32,304 - ...I'll lose my job. - Not with me behind you. 151 00:18:41,553 --> 00:18:45,467 Christ, I'd like to lick the hairs on the back of your neck. 152 00:18:46,382 --> 00:18:50,572 You just got married. You should have other things on your mind. 153 00:18:55,082 --> 00:18:57,168 You going somewhere nice for your honeymoon, then? 154 00:18:57,168 --> 00:19:00,568 Eventually. Gav's back to work tomorrow. 155 00:19:00,568 --> 00:19:04,023 - What is he do? - He makes people better. 156 00:19:04,023 --> 00:19:08,080 - What do you do? - I just make money. 157 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,524 Will you be missed? 158 00:19:41,647 --> 00:19:44,122 - Not here? - Where then? 159 00:19:45,962 --> 00:19:48,831 - We shouldn't be doing this. - Come on. 160 00:20:10,100 --> 00:20:13,340 As honest as the day is long, huh? 161 00:20:19,227 --> 00:20:22,559 Don't want to end up lonely, Tel. 162 00:20:22,559 --> 00:20:24,661 No Nan. 163 00:20:24,661 --> 00:20:28,580 I've got you ain't I? Who are you going to have? 164 00:20:28,580 --> 00:20:32,051 - I'm worried for you. - I'll be alright, Nan. 165 00:20:32,051 --> 00:20:35,868 I do. I worry for you. 166 00:20:39,230 --> 00:20:41,048 Leave it out, Nan. 167 00:20:42,839 --> 00:20:45,163 We all need someone, darling. 168 00:20:45,163 --> 00:20:48,277 Oh, I'll find someone, Nan. Don't you worry. 169 00:20:55,407 --> 00:20:56,529 Come here. 170 00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:21,699 - My mobile. - Oh, what? 171 00:21:22,454 --> 00:21:25,495 - I want to see you again. - You can't. 172 00:21:25,495 --> 00:21:28,465 - Call me. - No. 173 00:21:29,348 --> 00:21:35,086 - You will, you know. - You're sure of yourself, aren't you? 174 00:21:41,146 --> 00:21:42,776 Bye then. 175 00:21:45,333 --> 00:21:47,347 You've gotta lovely arse. 176 00:21:47,347 --> 00:21:50,791 And you've gotta lovely husband. 177 00:22:04,267 --> 00:22:06,884 - Where the hell have you been? - I'm sorry. 178 00:22:06,884 --> 00:22:09,343 I was running out of excuses, what have you been up to? 179 00:22:10,585 --> 00:22:14,081 Oh, for christ's sake, give me some. I've been twisting with the vicar. 180 00:22:14,518 --> 00:22:18,709 - Very pure, don't overdue it. - I was beginning to thing you'd had second thoughts. 181 00:22:18,709 --> 00:22:22,168 - Where's the ring? - It's in my wallet, kept slipping off. 182 00:22:22,168 --> 00:22:25,459 - I know I gave him the right measurements. - It's allright, I'll take it in tomorrow. 183 00:24:32,888 --> 00:24:34,452 A pint please. 184 00:25:08,443 --> 00:25:11,567 - Hot, innit? - Yeah. 185 00:25:13,882 --> 00:25:18,448 - I think you'd gone. - Nah I ain't gone. - Good. 186 00:25:18,448 --> 00:25:21,835 - I'm Alfie, by the way. - Oh, yeah? 187 00:25:21,835 --> 00:25:26,084 - Yeah. - You don't meet many Alfies. 188 00:25:39,108 --> 00:25:40,820 Let me introduce you to... 189 00:25:42,109 --> 00:25:43,732 No, it's OK. 190 00:25:51,613 --> 00:25:56,656 My mun rang just before I left. I told her I was doing a wedding, but I didn't tell her it was gay. 191 00:25:56,656 --> 00:26:00,171 - She wouldn't have minded it, would she? - I don't know. She probably knows everything anyway. 192 00:26:00,171 --> 00:26:02,655 Yeah, mums usually do. 193 00:26:09,253 --> 00:26:13,521 - Nice. - Yeah, if you like that sort of thing. 194 00:26:17,618 --> 00:26:21,670 - Pissed all down my trousers. - Oh, yeah? 195 00:26:23,753 --> 00:26:26,176 Still, you won't mind that, will you? 196 00:27:29,985 --> 00:27:33,277 I said it don't go there. But he don't listen, know what I mean? 197 00:27:33,277 --> 00:27:34,354 He's a knob. 198 00:27:34,354 --> 00:27:38,096 He kept pushing. And I kept telling him and then the fucking thing snapped. 199 00:27:38,096 --> 00:27:40,805 - A right knob. - About 30 quids worth. 200 00:27:40,805 --> 00:27:43,486 - He should get the boot. - I've been fucking saying that. 201 00:28:09,669 --> 00:28:12,186 - Hello, Rog. - Hey, Robin. 202 00:28:12,186 --> 00:28:14,235 - How are you? - Oh, I'm OK. 203 00:28:14,235 --> 00:28:16,523 - How are you? - Fucking knackered. 204 00:28:16,523 --> 00:28:17,777 Come on and have a drink. 205 00:28:20,661 --> 00:28:22,044 What can I get you? 206 00:28:22,901 --> 00:28:26,402 - Robin! - Fancy one of these? 207 00:28:27,481 --> 00:28:30,128 You're looking so well, isn't he, Roger? 208 00:28:30,128 --> 00:28:33,705 - Greatful clients sent me a couple of cases of that. - Oh, I've got you this. 209 00:28:33,705 --> 00:28:38,104 - You shouldn't have. - And I must say, it's bloddy nice. Here you are. 210 00:28:38,104 --> 00:28:41,850 - And you've put on a little bit of weight. - Do you think? - Yeah, it's good. 211 00:28:41,850 --> 00:28:44,071 - See what you think. - Thanks, cheers. 212 00:28:55,798 --> 00:28:57,988 Fucking... 213 00:29:03,697 --> 00:29:09,417 See how I trust my lovely Shropshire lad! You've got to call me now. 214 00:29:09,417 --> 00:29:11,290 Silly bastard! 215 00:29:21,858 --> 00:29:24,080 - Something about summer, isn't there? - Yeah. 216 00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:29,800 Gets the old sap rising. Ever get the feeling sometimes that you're missing out. 217 00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:34,482 - That the party is going on without you. - You don't feel that, do you? 218 00:29:35,610 --> 00:29:39,407 It's all a bit aimless, you know. Sort of chugging along. 219 00:29:39,407 --> 00:29:42,946 Something about the kids going to university. 220 00:29:43,884 --> 00:29:48,719 I feel a bit itchy in the foot department. I want to play the field again. 221 00:29:48,719 --> 00:29:52,277 Well, I've been playing the field since I was 15, it's not all it's cracked up to be. 222 00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:59,236 I need women. I just love them, you know? 223 00:29:59,236 --> 00:30:01,368 Well, you've got one. 224 00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:05,741 It's not the same though, is it? 225 00:30:24,566 --> 00:30:26,630 So what's your name then? 226 00:30:27,825 --> 00:30:29,494 Smithy. 227 00:30:29,494 --> 00:30:34,208 Smithy? I like that. 228 00:30:34,208 --> 00:30:36,350 Yeah? 229 00:30:37,607 --> 00:30:39,268 What's yours then? 230 00:30:40,247 --> 00:30:41,939 Mickey. 231 00:30:41,939 --> 00:30:44,014 Irish, are you? 232 00:30:44,898 --> 00:30:46,622 No. 233 00:30:50,143 --> 00:30:52,463 You said you live around here. 234 00:30:52,463 --> 00:30:54,454 Not far. 235 00:30:55,949 --> 00:30:59,698 - So is this your patch then? - Yeah, sort of. 236 00:31:00,306 --> 00:31:01,362 How about you? 237 00:31:01,362 --> 00:31:03,337 No. 238 00:31:05,449 --> 00:31:06,566 I'm from outside London. 239 00:31:06,566 --> 00:31:08,186 Oh, yeah? 240 00:31:09,186 --> 00:31:11,704 And where is that then? 241 00:31:11,704 --> 00:31:13,103 Sussex. 242 00:31:13,103 --> 00:31:18,758 Sussex, hey? Very nice, very nice. 243 00:31:20,183 --> 00:31:22,613 Whereabouts in Sussex? 244 00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:27,514 Nutley. 245 00:31:31,900 --> 00:31:35,557 Nutley? I ain't never heard of Nutley. 246 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,080 - That's my mum. - Oh yeah? 247 00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:47,150 She died. 248 00:31:47,150 --> 00:31:50,075 Few months ago, of a heart attack,... 249 00:31:50,075 --> 00:31:52,251 ...she is out of the blue. 250 00:31:53,098 --> 00:31:55,014 I don't half miss her. 251 00:31:57,345 --> 00:32:02,061 - My mum died not so long ago. - Did she? 252 00:32:04,173 --> 00:32:05,979 What did she die of? 253 00:32:06,527 --> 00:32:08,855 She got run down. 254 00:32:08,855 --> 00:32:10,850 What? 255 00:32:10,850 --> 00:32:13,468 You mean depressed, like? 256 00:32:13,468 --> 00:32:16,184 No. By a mailvan. 257 00:32:17,846 --> 00:32:20,644 - You're kidding. - No, I'm not. 258 00:32:20,644 --> 00:32:23,694 They drive like fucking maniacs, those guys. 259 00:32:23,694 --> 00:32:25,168 That's terrible. 260 00:32:26,169 --> 00:32:29,830 - You know what? - What? 261 00:32:30,510 --> 00:32:32,962 She was posting a letter at the time. 262 00:32:33,469 --> 00:32:35,304 Christ, I'm... 263 00:32:36,887 --> 00:32:38,680 Yeah, it makes you think, don't it? 264 00:32:45,741 --> 00:32:52,560 - I envy you. You've got freedom, no ties. - But look at you, you've got a proper job. 265 00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:58,548 Big-time barrister and a criminal amount of money. Wife and kids. 266 00:32:58,548 --> 00:33:01,977 You're a proper grown up. I live in a state of perpetual adolescence. 267 00:33:01,977 --> 00:33:04,365 I'm an adolescent at heart. 268 00:33:04,365 --> 00:33:07,635 I still enjoy football, good wank. 269 00:33:07,635 --> 00:33:12,638 It was good, wasn't it? The school and that. 270 00:33:12,638 --> 00:33:15,896 Yeah, yes it was. 271 00:33:15,896 --> 00:33:18,981 Christ, I need a fuck! 272 00:33:22,009 --> 00:33:24,148 Hot, isn't it? 273 00:33:39,911 --> 00:33:42,473 Orphans in the storm, heh? 274 00:33:44,239 --> 00:33:46,302 Yeah. 275 00:33:59,938 --> 00:34:02,363 I like this one. Can we just... 276 00:34:03,461 --> 00:34:05,559 Can we have it up a bit? 277 00:34:08,436 --> 00:34:11,885 Yeah. Yeah OK. 278 00:34:20,893 --> 00:34:22,968 - Such a bloody nightmare. - It doesn't matter. 279 00:34:23,304 --> 00:34:27,197 - He was so late back! - Big recycling meeting about this filing business. 280 00:34:27,197 --> 00:34:29,510 - You just have to put your foot down! - I just couldn't leave. 281 00:34:29,510 --> 00:34:31,211 - Bloody council! - I'm sorry. 282 00:34:31,211 --> 00:34:34,894 - It doesn't matter, really. - I had a costume fitting and I was ready. 283 00:34:34,894 --> 00:34:38,492 - Why are you doing this? - Cos I hate fucking Pet Shop Boys! 284 00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:42,615 - Is Minty here? - I'm afraid she had to cry off. 285 00:34:42,615 --> 00:34:45,373 - Oh, no. - Well, she's practically dead with hay fever, so... 286 00:34:45,373 --> 00:34:48,634 - Let me get you a drink. - Have you been at the Botox? 287 00:34:48,634 --> 00:34:51,677 - No, I haven't! - Oh, I must say you're looking suspiciously fresh. 288 00:34:56,616 --> 00:34:58,271 Roger and Robin are in the garden. 289 00:34:59,118 --> 00:35:00,452 Robin? 290 00:35:01,004 --> 00:35:02,520 Yeah, I'm sure you've met. 291 00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:04,826 He's that old school friend og Roger's. 292 00:35:06,358 --> 00:35:08,139 - Oh, isn't he the.. - Writer. 293 00:35:08,139 --> 00:35:10,095 That's right. White? 294 00:35:10,095 --> 00:35:10,833 Yeah, please. 295 00:35:15,235 --> 00:35:17,056 Shut the fuck up! 296 00:35:22,225 --> 00:35:24,676 Won't mind a bit of piss, you said. 297 00:35:28,803 --> 00:35:31,684 How do you like it you filthy cocksucker? 298 00:35:32,551 --> 00:35:33,762 Huh? 299 00:35:33,762 --> 00:35:36,093 That's nice, is it? 300 00:35:36,750 --> 00:35:37,948 Huh? 301 00:35:37,948 --> 00:35:39,787 How nice is that? 302 00:35:48,643 --> 00:35:50,645 You pathetic little shit! 303 00:35:57,417 --> 00:35:59,925 How proud would Mummy be now, hey? 304 00:37:34,580 --> 00:37:37,400 - I'm doing Howards End. - Very nice, what are you playing? 305 00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:39,660 - Mrs Willcocks. - Oh, great! 306 00:37:39,660 --> 00:37:40,736 I'm afraid I don't know it. 307 00:37:40,736 --> 00:37:43,159 Oh, you must! Vanessa Redgrave played her in the movie. 308 00:37:43,159 --> 00:37:44,625 So, it's been done before, then. 309 00:37:44,625 --> 00:37:47,756 Everything's been done before. They only do things now that have been done before. 310 00:37:47,756 --> 00:37:50,283 - That seem to be the case. - It's never been done on television. 311 00:37:50,283 --> 00:37:52,567 - I think it has. - No, I'm sure it hasn't. 312 00:37:52,567 --> 00:37:54,421 I think you're right. In the '70s. 313 00:37:54,421 --> 00:37:58,018 - How would you know, you never watch TV. - I did in the '70s. 314 00:37:58,018 --> 00:38:01,406 - Who is doing it? - Well, Frank Winston has commissioned it. 315 00:38:01,406 --> 00:38:03,981 - Did he now?! - Do you know him? 316 00:38:03,981 --> 00:38:05,422 I had a meeting with him this morning as a matter a fact. 317 00:38:05,422 --> 00:38:07,257 Darling, isn't he? 318 00:38:07,257 --> 00:38:08,431 Top up? 319 00:38:08,431 --> 00:38:12,157 Something's always intrigued me about Howards End. 320 00:38:12,157 --> 00:38:14,224 It's such an intriguing novel. 321 00:38:14,224 --> 00:38:16,419 Whether or not it's got an apostrophe. 322 00:38:16,419 --> 00:38:19,127 Isn't it supposed to be the end of Howard, well the end of several Howards? 323 00:38:19,127 --> 00:38:20,930 Or is it just Howard's end? 324 00:38:21,797 --> 00:38:24,998 Anyway, I'm thrilled to bits. 325 00:40:10,175 --> 00:40:14,128 I'm sorry Belinda. I just have to pop something into little Albert. 326 00:40:14,128 --> 00:40:20,535 I've bought him the cutest little cap. He looks so adorable. 327 00:41:33,731 --> 00:41:36,174 Hello, mate. 328 00:41:36,174 --> 00:41:37,227 Where are you off to, then? 329 00:41:38,215 --> 00:41:39,714 Excuse me. 330 00:41:44,673 --> 00:41:46,282 Come here! 331 00:42:02,096 --> 00:42:04,469 - Hello there, mate. - Sorry I'm late, Roger. 332 00:42:04,469 --> 00:42:06,511 Christ, you look fucked! 333 00:42:06,511 --> 00:42:07,937 Do I? 334 00:42:08,705 --> 00:42:10,245 You could do with a stiff one. 335 00:42:14,866 --> 00:42:16,037 Gotcha! 336 00:42:17,286 --> 00:42:20,391 Beinda and I met at Pilates. I showed her some photographs of little Albert. 337 00:42:20,391 --> 00:42:22,753 He is my grandson and we just hit off immediately. 338 00:42:22,753 --> 00:42:25,083 - She is lovely, isn't she? - Yes, she is. 339 00:42:25,083 --> 00:42:26,967 - Are you married? - No, I'm gay. 340 00:42:26,967 --> 00:42:29,043 Oh, how nice! 341 00:42:29,043 --> 00:42:33,847 Have you got a.. what do they call it.. a civil partner? 342 00:42:33,847 --> 00:42:35,557 Not at the moment, no. 343 00:42:35,557 --> 00:42:36,622 Oh... 344 00:42:37,807 --> 00:42:39,292 Would you like a Pringle? 345 00:42:40,444 --> 00:42:42,391 Oh, my hubby at last! 346 00:42:42,994 --> 00:42:44,625 Sorry, darling. 347 00:42:45,657 --> 00:42:47,384 You don't know Robin, do you? 348 00:42:48,806 --> 00:42:50,688 No, we don't. 349 00:42:50,688 --> 00:42:52,764 Close your mouth, darling, you look like a carp. 350 00:42:52,764 --> 00:42:54,175 Robin and I were at school together. 351 00:42:54,175 --> 00:42:55,599 Pleased to meet you. 352 00:42:56,418 --> 00:42:57,906 God, what was that? 353 00:42:57,906 --> 00:42:58,963 What? 354 00:42:58,963 --> 00:43:01,965 It sounded like a scream or something. 355 00:43:01,965 --> 00:43:04,243 It was probably a fox being fucked. 356 00:44:07,571 --> 00:44:10,122 I've got your pen. 357 00:44:15,010 --> 00:44:16,723 Your Parker ballpoint. 358 00:44:18,568 --> 00:44:21,247 You dropped it in the library this afternoon. 359 00:44:23,130 --> 00:44:25,619 I found it. 360 00:44:25,619 --> 00:44:27,301 And I thought I'd bring it over. 361 00:44:39,925 --> 00:44:41,102 Can't I come in? 362 00:44:43,432 --> 00:44:44,573 Why? 363 00:44:46,909 --> 00:44:49,413 So I can give it to you. 364 00:44:49,413 --> 00:44:51,744 You can give it to me here. 365 00:44:55,230 --> 00:44:57,164 But I'd like to... 366 00:44:58,164 --> 00:44:59,662 What? 367 00:45:01,245 --> 00:45:03,185 ...come in. 368 00:45:03,185 --> 00:45:04,805 You can't. 369 00:45:06,576 --> 00:45:10,425 - Why not? - Because I don't want you to. 370 00:45:11,637 --> 00:45:14,099 - Why not? - Because I don't. 371 00:45:16,240 --> 00:45:19,031 You're not doing anything. 372 00:45:19,031 --> 00:45:20,668 How do you know? 373 00:45:20,668 --> 00:45:23,688 Look, you give me the pen or I'll shut the door. 374 00:45:26,869 --> 00:45:29,449 - Move. - I thought it might be nice... 375 00:45:29,449 --> 00:45:31,469 ...to have a chat. 376 00:45:31,469 --> 00:45:33,370 A chat? 377 00:45:33,370 --> 00:45:34,540 Yes. 378 00:45:36,155 --> 00:45:38,691 I don't want to have a chat. 379 00:45:38,691 --> 00:45:40,641 I don't know you. 380 00:45:40,641 --> 00:45:44,832 - You would if we had a chat. - Look, just shove off! 381 00:45:44,832 --> 00:45:46,935 Move your foot and piss off! 382 00:45:59,817 --> 00:46:04,731 No more games. Just get back home to Mummy and Daddy, OK? 383 00:46:05,087 --> 00:46:08,506 - They are out. - Go back and wait for them. 384 00:46:09,700 --> 00:46:11,800 Don't you want your pen? 385 00:46:22,885 --> 00:46:25,989 - What are you so worried about? - I'm worried I'm gonna belt you one if you don't get the fuck out. 386 00:46:29,378 --> 00:46:31,137 You wouldn't. 387 00:46:33,229 --> 00:46:35,320 Don't push it. 388 00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:37,529 I beg you. 389 00:46:41,794 --> 00:46:45,509 Why can't I stay for a minute? 390 00:46:45,509 --> 00:46:48,774 What's wrong with that? 391 00:46:51,817 --> 00:46:54,025 We've always seen each other in the library. 392 00:46:56,603 --> 00:46:59,552 What's the problem? 393 00:47:04,255 --> 00:47:08,691 I'm bored to death over there reading and I don't want to go to bed yet. 394 00:47:10,684 --> 00:47:12,542 I just... 395 00:47:12,542 --> 00:47:14,652 ...thought we could have a chat. 396 00:47:17,536 --> 00:47:21,516 Five minutes, that's all, then I'll go, I promise. 397 00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:30,505 You're doing history, aren't you? 398 00:47:32,213 --> 00:47:35,244 I'm doing history too. 399 00:47:37,114 --> 00:47:39,295 Amongst other things. 400 00:47:40,570 --> 00:47:42,745 Are you at college? 401 00:47:45,215 --> 00:47:47,609 What's your favourite period? 402 00:47:47,609 --> 00:47:49,943 I quite like Hitler. 403 00:47:50,958 --> 00:47:52,684 Not the bloke. 404 00:47:54,330 --> 00:47:58,629 But, you know, the Third Reich and all that. 405 00:47:58,629 --> 00:48:01,303 Is that it, then? 406 00:48:01,974 --> 00:48:03,708 What? 407 00:48:05,826 --> 00:48:07,474 Our chat. 408 00:48:07,474 --> 00:48:10,117 We'll probably find a few other things to talk about. 409 00:48:16,778 --> 00:48:19,171 You needn't have pushed so hard. 410 00:48:20,388 --> 00:48:22,468 Well, you put your foot in the door. 411 00:48:28,966 --> 00:48:31,568 Do you think I could have a glass of water? 412 00:48:35,388 --> 00:48:37,526 - Ah! - Your arse looks nice. 413 00:48:41,278 --> 00:48:42,453 Here we go. 414 00:48:42,453 --> 00:48:43,855 We're married! 415 00:48:45,171 --> 00:48:49,006 We are fucking married! 416 00:48:49,006 --> 00:48:50,541 Keep it down! 417 00:48:58,216 --> 00:48:59,864 Thanks. 418 00:49:12,332 --> 00:49:14,042 Thank you. 419 00:49:15,737 --> 00:49:17,214 Have you had a fire? 420 00:49:17,214 --> 00:49:18,233 Yeah. 421 00:49:18,233 --> 00:49:19,470 What happened? 422 00:49:20,427 --> 00:49:22,080 I had an accident. 423 00:49:23,929 --> 00:49:25,795 I left the toaster on. 424 00:49:26,495 --> 00:49:28,155 You should tell someone. 425 00:49:29,611 --> 00:49:30,873 I told you. 426 00:49:33,377 --> 00:49:36,041 It's a lousy neighbourhood, isn't it? 427 00:49:37,311 --> 00:49:39,154 This side of the street, it is. 428 00:49:41,027 --> 00:49:43,552 I don't like people around here too much, do you? 429 00:49:43,552 --> 00:49:46,123 I wouldn't know, I keep myself to myself. 430 00:49:47,407 --> 00:49:49,901 That's difficult to do, though, sometimes, isn't it? 431 00:49:54,998 --> 00:49:58,565 You haven't been here long, have you? 432 00:49:59,366 --> 00:50:01,399 No, I haven't. 433 00:50:01,399 --> 00:50:03,299 I don't know about you but I'm tired. Good night. 434 00:50:03,299 --> 00:50:05,341 Good night. 435 00:50:05,341 --> 00:50:06,759 It's not that late. 436 00:50:06,759 --> 00:50:08,406 You wanna be home for your mum and dad. 437 00:50:08,406 --> 00:50:09,791 They won't be back for ages. 438 00:50:10,537 --> 00:50:12,321 I wanna turn in. 439 00:50:12,321 --> 00:50:14,294 My foot hurts. 440 00:50:15,326 --> 00:50:17,823 I told you, you shouldn't have put it in the door. 441 00:50:18,722 --> 00:50:20,930 I'm Theo by the way. 442 00:50:20,930 --> 00:50:23,499 - Who are you? - Tim. Now fuck off! 443 00:50:23,499 --> 00:50:26,569 Do you think I could have another glass of water, please, Tim? 444 00:50:26,569 --> 00:50:28,335 He is 18 months. 445 00:50:28,335 --> 00:50:30,381 - Yes, you said. - Little Albert. 446 00:50:30,381 --> 00:50:33,427 I wasn't so sure about the "Albert" but it's starting to grow on me. 447 00:50:33,427 --> 00:50:35,136 Good job he wasn't called Ivy. 448 00:50:35,136 --> 00:50:38,587 He does make me laugh. I popped in earlier - I was telling Belinda - I... 449 00:50:38,587 --> 00:50:41,440 ...had to give him the cutest little cap. Like Andy Roddick wears. 450 00:50:41,440 --> 00:50:44,358 - Now, he IS cute. - And he was prancing around without his... 451 00:50:44,358 --> 00:50:47,884 He is so proud of his willy. 452 00:50:47,884 --> 00:50:50,429 I think it is a stage that boys go through. 453 00:50:50,429 --> 00:50:52,743 And it is surprisingly big, isn't it, Julian? 454 00:50:53,573 --> 00:50:56,861 And he climbed onto my lap and tried to push it into my button hole. 455 00:50:58,333 --> 00:51:01,405 - It can't be that big then. - Oh, they were very big buttons. 456 00:51:01,405 --> 00:51:03,748 And in the end I just couldn't resist and had to kiss it. 457 00:51:03,748 --> 00:51:05,810 Mmm, lovely! 458 00:51:06,653 --> 00:51:09,305 Why are you always by yourself? 459 00:51:09,305 --> 00:51:11,586 It's how I like it. 460 00:51:13,685 --> 00:51:15,637 Don't you have any friends? 461 00:51:16,234 --> 00:51:17,383 All the chat... 462 00:51:20,001 --> 00:51:21,694 All the rubbish. 463 00:51:22,456 --> 00:51:23,911 It needn't be like that. 464 00:51:25,867 --> 00:51:27,443 Yeah. 465 00:51:28,143 --> 00:51:29,085 Well... 466 00:51:29,887 --> 00:51:32,045 I've never mugged in. 467 00:51:36,845 --> 00:51:39,623 I've always been ever so slightly shunned. 468 00:51:41,464 --> 00:51:43,196 By my lot, ... 469 00:51:43,196 --> 00:51:44,993 ...your lot. 470 00:51:46,765 --> 00:51:48,642 Not quite up there. 471 00:51:50,720 --> 00:51:52,655 You get used to it out on a limb, ... 472 00:51:52,655 --> 00:51:54,536 ...not quite up there enough. 473 00:51:56,521 --> 00:51:58,486 We could be friends. 474 00:52:00,277 --> 00:52:01,678 No, we couldn't. 475 00:52:02,379 --> 00:52:04,266 Of course we could. 476 00:52:05,373 --> 00:52:07,260 You're, what, ... 477 00:52:07,922 --> 00:52:09,957 14? 478 00:52:11,247 --> 00:52:12,678 15? 479 00:52:12,678 --> 00:52:14,251 I'm coming up for 30. 480 00:52:15,044 --> 00:52:18,282 We don't have anything in common. We can naver be friends. 481 00:52:29,213 --> 00:52:31,396 You've seen me before, haven't you? 482 00:52:32,766 --> 00:52:34,223 You live up the road. 483 00:52:34,223 --> 00:52:36,488 I mean, you've noticed me. 484 00:52:40,226 --> 00:52:42,180 You've looked at me, haven't you? 485 00:52:44,390 --> 00:52:46,364 And in the library... 486 00:52:47,403 --> 00:52:51,533 You've looked at me like I've looked at you, that's all I'm saying. 487 00:52:51,533 --> 00:52:53,481 You'd better go. 488 00:52:58,887 --> 00:53:00,987 Can I have some lager, please? 489 00:53:00,987 --> 00:53:03,019 No. 490 00:53:03,970 --> 00:53:05,616 Go on... 491 00:53:05,616 --> 00:53:08,349 - Mom and Dad let me have a drop sometimes. - Then go home and have a drop! 492 00:53:11,760 --> 00:53:14,259 You are very quiet tonight, Julian. You all right? 493 00:53:14,259 --> 00:53:16,553 Poor bloke's knackered! Give him a break! 494 00:53:16,553 --> 00:53:18,362 I am pretty tired, actually. 495 00:53:18,362 --> 00:53:21,848 - Working late, were you? - He is always working late, aren't you darling? 496 00:53:21,848 --> 00:53:24,319 Oh, that's no good, all work and no play! 497 00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:27,050 - That's what I tell him. - You should let your hair down once in a while. 498 00:53:27,050 --> 00:53:28,988 Exactly! Do you know something, Robin, ... 499 00:53:28,988 --> 00:53:32,894 - I think you should take him in hand. - You don't need me to take you in hand, do you, Julian? 500 00:53:32,894 --> 00:53:35,130 That's enough. Enough, OK? 501 00:53:41,701 --> 00:53:44,121 I'm sorry, I really am pretty wiped out. 502 00:53:44,121 --> 00:53:46,425 - Darling, would you like us to go? - No. 503 00:53:48,996 --> 00:53:50,270 I'm sorry. 504 00:53:51,179 --> 00:53:52,549 No, please, don't. 505 00:53:52,549 --> 00:53:56,190 We all get a bit scratchty when the pressure is on. 506 00:53:56,190 --> 00:53:59,144 Another stiff one, eh? That should do the trick. 507 00:54:00,711 --> 00:54:02,783 Thank you. 508 00:54:27,914 --> 00:54:29,109 You got a light? 509 00:54:29,109 --> 00:54:30,439 Oh, yes. 510 00:54:40,279 --> 00:54:41,643 Sorry. 511 00:55:07,068 --> 00:55:09,117 Nice, innit? The moon. 512 00:55:10,111 --> 00:55:13,019 Oh yes, yes it is. 513 00:55:18,492 --> 00:55:20,976 - You been here long? - Not long, no. 514 00:55:20,976 --> 00:55:23,801 - What, live around here, do you? - No. 515 00:55:28,212 --> 00:55:30,046 Whereabouts then? 516 00:55:30,046 --> 00:55:32,901 - Out west. - Out west, eh? 517 00:55:32,901 --> 00:55:34,573 Yes. 518 00:55:38,078 --> 00:55:40,696 Very nice. 519 00:55:40,696 --> 00:55:42,575 Yes, it is. 520 00:55:44,948 --> 00:55:47,456 So how did you get in here then, on a bus? 521 00:55:47,943 --> 00:55:49,683 I drove. 522 00:55:49,683 --> 00:55:51,981 Oh yeah? What car you got? 523 00:55:51,981 --> 00:55:55,354 - Very inquisitive, aren't you? - Bother you, does it? 524 00:55:57,892 --> 00:56:00,164 No. No. 525 00:56:05,669 --> 00:56:07,643 That's allright then. 526 00:56:09,177 --> 00:56:12,669 It's an Audi. 527 00:56:14,419 --> 00:56:20,797 An Audi, eh? One of them big fuckers or like one of them little hairdresser type? 528 00:56:20,797 --> 00:56:22,658 A4 estate. 529 00:56:22,658 --> 00:56:24,322 You've got a family then? 530 00:56:24,322 --> 00:56:25,954 No. 531 00:56:29,339 --> 00:56:31,020 It makes you wonder doesn't it? 532 00:56:32,862 --> 00:56:35,985 Why that star is next to that one? 533 00:56:37,369 --> 00:56:39,107 That one is next to that? 534 00:56:40,033 --> 00:56:42,082 I suppose it does. 535 00:56:42,250 --> 00:56:43,865 Do you know what I think? 536 00:56:43,865 --> 00:56:44,986 No. 537 00:56:44,986 --> 00:56:47,046 I think it means fuck all! 538 00:56:59,706 --> 00:57:01,453 It's bleeding hot, innit? 539 00:57:04,613 --> 00:57:06,166 Yes, it is. 540 00:57:12,459 --> 00:57:15,086 I wouldn't half like to see your A4 estate. 541 00:57:15,714 --> 00:57:17,924 - Would you? - Oh, yeah! 542 00:57:17,924 --> 00:57:19,774 I love a big motor. 543 00:57:22,542 --> 00:57:24,352 Mickey. 544 00:57:24,210 --> 00:57:25,688 Joe. 545 00:57:26,363 --> 00:57:27,923 Hello, Joe. 546 00:57:31,470 --> 00:57:33,010 What was that? 547 00:57:33,010 --> 00:57:34,096 It was over there. 548 00:57:35,254 --> 00:57:36,478 Joe! 549 00:57:47,855 --> 00:57:49,893 Fuck! 550 00:58:17,089 --> 00:58:19,060 Help me. 551 00:58:19,060 --> 00:58:30,559 Help me. 552 00:58:31,289 --> 00:58:33,408 Alfie, innit? 553 00:58:40,416 --> 00:58:42,167 Help me. 554 00:58:43,137 --> 00:58:45,375 Is this yours, Alfie? 555 00:58:46,035 --> 00:58:47,755 Please, help me. 556 00:58:50,033 --> 00:58:52,199 That's a little diamond, innit? 557 00:58:53,023 --> 00:58:54,710 What's this next to it? 558 00:58:55,647 --> 00:58:57,806 Looks like a sapphire to me. 559 00:58:58,883 --> 00:59:00,234 What do you reckon, Alfie? 560 00:59:01,334 --> 00:59:02,887 Sapphire, is it? 561 00:59:06,796 --> 00:59:10,295 And it's not yours you say. 562 00:59:11,322 --> 00:59:13,021 Get help. 563 00:59:16,935 --> 00:59:18,566 Well, that is nice. 564 00:59:20,385 --> 00:59:22,682 Very nice indeed. 565 00:59:28,146 --> 00:59:31,565 By the middle of 2010, we aim to cut our carbon emissions by at least... 566 00:59:31,565 --> 00:59:33,204 Darling, we really don't want to hear about Camden's carbon footprint. 567 00:59:33,204 --> 00:59:34,497 ... by at least 20 per cent. 568 00:59:34,497 --> 00:59:35,697 Do we, Robin? 569 00:59:35,697 --> 00:59:38,193 - Julian? - Actually, I think it's rather interesting. 570 00:59:38,193 --> 00:59:39,406 See, darling, no one does. 571 01:02:03,675 --> 01:02:05,309 No, I've always got on with gay men. 572 01:02:05,309 --> 01:02:07,244 I have, really. 573 01:02:07,244 --> 01:02:10,472 They are so funny, and unthreatening. 574 01:02:10,472 --> 01:02:13,241 In fact we've got quite a few gay friends, haven't we Julian? 575 01:02:13,851 --> 01:02:15,758 I have never counted. 576 01:02:15,758 --> 01:02:18,481 But I have to admit, there is a part of me that's rather old-fashioned. 577 01:02:18,481 --> 01:02:22,762 I do love the idea of strong, protective man, battling out in the field, and then... 578 01:02:22,762 --> 01:02:25,982 ...returning home for some vigorous impregnation! 579 01:02:25,982 --> 01:02:29,567 - No dissention there, old chap! - Don't you think you should go outside? 580 01:02:29,567 --> 01:02:31,860 - Does anybody want me to go outside? - No, it's fine. 581 01:02:31,860 --> 01:02:34,642 But you wouldn't do that sort of thing, would you, Robin? 582 01:02:35,925 --> 01:02:38,770 I'm sorry, I don't know what you are talking about. 583 01:02:38,770 --> 01:02:42,228 - Well, you know, having it away in bushes. - Marion! 584 01:02:42,228 --> 01:02:44,105 It does seem rather irresponsible. 585 01:02:44,105 --> 01:02:45,596 It depends, doesn't it? 586 01:02:45,596 --> 01:02:49,356 I'm sure any of us would have it anywhere if you felt desperate about. 587 01:02:50,682 --> 01:02:52,011 Hmm? 588 01:02:52,011 --> 01:02:56,582 And, some of them, and I don't mean you, Robin, ... 589 01:02:56,582 --> 01:02:59,130 ...they do tend to push it in your face. 590 01:02:59,130 --> 01:03:00,247 You could say that. 591 01:03:00,247 --> 01:03:03,014 None of this sniffing around in the dark. It is a bit doggy like, isn't it? 592 01:03:03,014 --> 01:03:04,999 - And is it really necessary? - Marion! 593 01:03:04,999 --> 01:03:07,411 I mean, we accept you now, can't you behave like normal people? 594 01:03:07,411 --> 01:03:10,895 - I think you've made your point. - Perhaps we enjoy sniffing around in dark places. 595 01:03:10,895 --> 01:03:14,316 Perhaps we find this acceptance you refer to is slightly boring. 596 01:03:15,441 --> 01:03:19,197 Perhaps we miss that little jolt of excitement. 597 01:03:23,105 --> 01:03:25,297 What do you think, Julian? 598 01:03:25,297 --> 01:03:28,931 I think we can all do with a little bit of excitement in our lives. 599 01:03:28,931 --> 01:03:31,588 So I suppose I'd have to agree. 600 01:03:31,588 --> 01:03:33,221 Really? 601 01:03:33,221 --> 01:03:36,097 There's so much for you lot with all that... 602 01:03:36,097 --> 01:03:40,326 ...clubs and things and cottages and black rooms. 603 01:03:40,326 --> 01:03:41,728 Dark room. 604 01:03:41,728 --> 01:03:43,690 Do you go clubbing much? 605 01:03:43,690 --> 01:03:44,707 No, I don't. 606 01:03:44,707 --> 01:03:47,158 No, I don't suppose you do, considering. 607 01:03:48,731 --> 01:03:50,492 Considering what? 608 01:03:52,543 --> 01:03:56,051 That you haven't been too well, have you? 609 01:03:56,991 --> 01:03:59,969 I don't go clubbing any more probably for the same reason that you don't. 610 01:04:00,628 --> 01:04:02,638 We're past it. 611 01:04:02,638 --> 01:04:05,153 Anyway, how do we know that this... 612 01:04:05,758 --> 01:04:07,637 ...poor chap outside was... 613 01:04:07,637 --> 01:04:09,901 ...sniffing around as you say. 614 01:04:12,305 --> 01:04:14,042 He could have just been walking. 615 01:04:15,624 --> 01:04:17,554 And we don't even know that he is gay. 616 01:04:18,426 --> 01:04:20,031 In any case... 617 01:04:20,031 --> 01:04:23,729 ...even if he was sniffing around and fucking like a dog in the bushes, does it matter? 618 01:04:24,676 --> 01:04:29,477 He was in the most dreadful, appalling state. 619 01:04:29,477 --> 01:04:36,639 And no one, no one deserves to be treated like that. 620 01:04:39,587 --> 01:04:42,179 Have you seen me at night? 621 01:04:42,179 --> 01:04:45,797 Watching you? 622 01:04:47,021 --> 01:04:48,940 I kneel by the window. 623 01:04:49,925 --> 01:04:51,487 With a fag. 624 01:04:51,487 --> 01:04:53,382 Haven't you noticed? 625 01:04:57,043 --> 01:04:59,631 When your curtains are open... 626 01:05:01,803 --> 01:05:03,668 ...I watch you. 627 01:05:09,402 --> 01:05:11,350 I watch you and I wank. 628 01:05:16,789 --> 01:05:18,716 You watch me... 629 01:05:20,544 --> 01:05:22,486 ...and you wank... 630 01:05:25,987 --> 01:05:27,677 ...with a fag. 631 01:05:28,859 --> 01:05:30,701 Why? 632 01:05:31,971 --> 01:05:33,637 Isn't it obvious? 633 01:05:34,983 --> 01:05:36,923 I mean... 634 01:05:38,845 --> 01:05:41,337 ...why have you got a fag? 635 01:05:43,430 --> 01:05:45,155 I always smoke when I wank. 636 01:05:51,606 --> 01:05:53,937 You're not angry, are you? 637 01:05:58,123 --> 01:05:59,991 It's not funny! 638 01:05:59,991 --> 01:06:01,488 No. 639 01:06:02,557 --> 01:06:04,669 No, I know it's not. 640 01:06:05,867 --> 01:06:07,703 It's OK. 641 01:06:12,458 --> 01:06:14,256 Really. 642 01:06:14,256 --> 01:06:18,724 There's a man opposite us lives in that council block - ghastly place. 643 01:06:18,724 --> 01:06:19,558 Here we go. 644 01:06:19,558 --> 01:06:21,515 What do you mean "here we go"? 645 01:06:22,117 --> 01:06:24,471 Young man... 646 01:06:24,471 --> 01:06:29,020 Not unatractive, but something about him. 647 01:06:29,020 --> 01:06:30,579 Simply because he is a quiet type? 648 01:06:30,579 --> 01:06:31,989 - Have you ever spoken to him? - No. 649 01:06:31,989 --> 01:06:34,279 - Well, there we are then. - I haven't spoken to lots of people by us. 650 01:06:34,279 --> 01:06:35,881 You have no idea what he is like! 651 01:06:40,147 --> 01:06:43,089 - They do say... - Ahh, they! 652 01:06:43,089 --> 01:06:46,044 ...that he has been inside... 653 01:06:46,044 --> 01:06:49,593 - ...for interfering with youngsters. - That's a rumour. 654 01:06:49,593 --> 01:06:52,838 - You smoked the whole pack? - Who the fuck cares? 655 01:06:53,087 --> 01:06:55,238 Wouldn't he be on a list or something? 656 01:06:55,238 --> 01:06:56,857 These things aren't foolproof! 657 01:06:56,857 --> 01:06:58,289 Have you ever seen him with any youngsters? 658 01:06:58,289 --> 01:07:01,217 Of course I haven't! 659 01:07:01,217 --> 01:07:03,405 I'm far too busy. 660 01:07:03,405 --> 01:07:05,414 People are... 661 01:07:06,679 --> 01:07:08,784 ...they are scared being different. 662 01:07:10,886 --> 01:07:14,578 You are not gonna understand that. 663 01:07:18,924 --> 01:07:21,274 It takes a lot of courage. 664 01:07:21,274 --> 01:07:24,295 But... 665 01:07:27,260 --> 01:07:29,890 ...if you can be what you are... 666 01:07:31,446 --> 01:07:33,569 ...not what you think you should be... 667 01:07:35,433 --> 01:07:37,799 ...you'll be happy enough... 668 01:07:40,075 --> 01:07:42,547 ...and understand yourself... 669 01:07:43,565 --> 01:07:46,410 ...and you can face anything. 670 01:07:52,202 --> 01:07:54,414 If you get sad... 671 01:07:56,589 --> 01:07:58,850 ...your luck goes. 672 01:08:05,566 --> 01:08:07,695 I've seen you. 673 01:08:11,366 --> 01:08:14,935 I've seen you lots. 674 01:08:16,847 --> 01:08:20,110 But it's no good. 675 01:08:23,328 --> 01:08:25,870 You've got to go. 676 01:08:32,473 --> 01:08:36,467 You've... 677 01:08:36,467 --> 01:08:38,833 You've got to go. 678 01:08:43,938 --> 01:08:46,625 Please, go. 679 01:08:55,701 --> 01:08:57,832 Please! 680 01:10:01,209 --> 01:10:04,005 I know for a fact that his flat was attacked. 681 01:10:04,005 --> 01:10:05,631 Poor chap. 682 01:10:05,631 --> 01:10:08,687 - Petrol bomb, through the window. - It's terrible. 683 01:10:08,687 --> 01:10:11,883 - Fortunately he was in so the flat didn't burn down. - Did he get hurt? 684 01:10:12,608 --> 01:10:13,954 I don't know. Probably the kids. 685 01:10:13,954 --> 01:10:17,277 Well, it was! And they did it because of what they heard. 686 01:10:17,277 --> 01:10:19,649 And they are fucking bigoted parents! 687 01:11:18,953 --> 01:11:21,518 - I want to go. - Nat. 688 01:11:22,584 --> 01:11:25,079 - I want to see how my baby is. - He'll be fine. 689 01:11:25,079 --> 01:11:27,051 - I don't like leaving him. - We've done it before. 690 01:11:27,051 --> 01:11:29,786 I want to go! 691 01:11:58,299 --> 01:12:00,527 I really find your complacency quite unbelievable. 692 01:12:00,527 --> 01:12:03,804 Just because he is keeping himself to himself doesn't mean there's anything sinister going on. 693 01:12:03,804 --> 01:12:08,552 Those stories don't come out of just thin air, there must be some reason for them. 694 01:12:09,305 --> 01:12:11,664 Well, imagine if they're true, hm? 695 01:12:12,831 --> 01:12:15,379 What if he started interfering with Theo? 696 01:12:18,747 --> 01:12:19,979 Sorry. 697 01:12:19,979 --> 01:12:20,957 Hang on. 698 01:12:25,116 --> 01:12:26,357 Sorry. 699 01:12:27,415 --> 01:12:28,461 OK. 700 01:12:28,461 --> 01:12:29,319 Try again. 701 01:12:30,647 --> 01:12:32,202 Slowly. 702 01:12:33,638 --> 01:12:35,436 Slowly. Yeah. 703 01:12:35,436 --> 01:12:36,458 Slowly. 704 01:12:36,458 --> 01:12:39,176 Slowly. Yeah. 705 01:12:46,039 --> 01:12:47,972 Oh yeah! 706 01:12:58,669 --> 01:13:01,293 - You do understand, don't you? - Of course. 707 01:13:01,293 --> 01:13:08,108 Funny old night with all that nastiness over the road. And I just want to go and give him a big hug. 708 01:13:08,108 --> 01:13:11,858 - I'd love to see him again. - He is gorgeous, he is a bit moody, but... 709 01:13:11,858 --> 01:13:14,705 - How old is he now. - Nearly 15. 710 01:13:16,024 --> 01:13:18,672 What a lovely evening. 711 01:13:22,327 --> 01:13:24,459 Monkfish cheeks! 712 01:13:24,459 --> 01:13:26,427 You're a card! 713 01:14:43,969 --> 01:14:45,459 Thank you. 714 01:14:45,459 --> 01:14:47,142 Did you see anything? 715 01:14:48,491 --> 01:14:49,298 I'm sorry? 716 01:14:49,298 --> 01:14:51,901 Well you were obviously there for the long haul. 717 01:14:52,748 --> 01:14:55,461 - Where exactly? - So you must have seen something. 718 01:14:56,326 --> 01:14:57,721 I don't know what you are on about. 719 01:14:57,721 --> 01:14:59,360 You did, didn't you? 720 01:14:59,360 --> 01:15:00,692 Excuse me. 721 01:15:00,692 --> 01:15:02,760 Because if you did, you really should tell the police. 722 01:15:02,760 --> 01:15:04,727 I'm aware of my resonsibilities. 723 01:15:04,727 --> 01:15:06,210 I don't give a toss about your peccadilloes. 724 01:15:06,210 --> 01:15:09,808 You really have been somewhat tiresome tonight with your snide looks. 725 01:15:09,808 --> 01:15:13,150 But I do care that some poor bastard's had the shit beaten out of them. 726 01:15:13,150 --> 01:15:14,801 It's rather puerile, if you don't mind me saying. 727 01:15:14,801 --> 01:15:18,972 If you saw anything that could be remotely helpful in finding the bastards who did it... 728 01:15:18,972 --> 01:15:20,102 Everything OK? 729 01:15:20,102 --> 01:15:21,765 Yeah, fine, thanks. 730 01:15:21,765 --> 01:15:24,162 Then you have got to tell someone. 731 01:15:24,162 --> 01:15:26,540 Because next time Julian... 732 01:15:26,540 --> 01:15:29,132 ...it could be one of us. 733 01:15:31,093 --> 01:15:32,053 By the way... 734 01:15:35,151 --> 01:15:37,244 ...nice cock. 735 01:16:12,002 --> 01:16:14,068 Theo, darling! 736 01:16:47,873 --> 01:16:49,322 No. 737 01:16:53,541 --> 01:16:55,814 You've gotta go. 738 01:17:03,382 --> 01:17:04,360 This is such a mistake. 739 01:17:04,360 --> 01:17:06,182 First or second. 740 01:17:06,182 --> 01:17:08,850 There'll be a perfectly reasonable explanation. 741 01:17:12,468 --> 01:17:14,013 Which door? 742 01:17:14,013 --> 01:17:14,729 I don't know. 743 01:17:14,729 --> 01:17:16,280 Which door? 744 01:17:16,280 --> 01:17:18,247 I think this is the wrong floor. 745 01:17:18,247 --> 01:17:19,652 Oh for God's sake! 746 01:17:22,323 --> 01:17:24,030 You're not gonna say anything, are you? 747 01:17:24,030 --> 01:17:26,318 Of course not. 748 01:17:33,293 --> 01:17:38,418 Becaue if you did, that would really really fuck things up! 749 01:17:38,418 --> 01:17:39,879 Why would I? 750 01:17:39,879 --> 01:17:42,589 It's what I wanted. 751 01:17:47,022 --> 01:17:48,685 It's what I want. 752 01:17:54,051 --> 01:17:55,475 Who is that? 753 01:18:20,814 --> 01:18:22,668 - Where is he? - Sorry? 754 01:18:22,984 --> 01:18:24,338 - Theo? - Please. 755 01:18:24,338 --> 01:18:26,084 What is it? What's wrong? 756 01:18:27,467 --> 01:18:28,138 You are his parents. 757 01:18:28,138 --> 01:18:29,565 - Get out of there. - Why? 758 01:18:29,565 --> 01:18:31,004 Tim. 759 01:18:31,004 --> 01:18:32,124 Pleased to meet you. 760 01:18:32,124 --> 01:18:33,697 - Peter. - Hi. 761 01:18:33,697 --> 01:18:35,461 What the hell are you doing? 762 01:18:35,461 --> 01:18:38,009 - Get out for Christ's sake! - Mum, what? 763 01:18:38,009 --> 01:18:39,905 What are you doing here? 764 01:18:39,905 --> 01:18:41,114 What's wrong with you? 765 01:18:41,114 --> 01:18:43,711 If you don't tell me what's going on I am going to call the police. 766 01:18:43,711 --> 01:18:45,006 The police? 767 01:18:45,006 --> 01:18:49,340 If he has laid one finger on you... 768 01:18:49,340 --> 01:18:52,598 - If you have touched my son! - Nat, please. 769 01:18:52,598 --> 01:18:56,597 What do you mean Nat please? He is 14! 770 01:18:56,597 --> 01:18:57,174 Mum! 771 01:18:57,174 --> 01:18:58,546 Well, have you? 772 01:18:59,584 --> 01:19:01,309 Have you touched him? 773 01:19:01,309 --> 01:19:04,025 - Have you touched him? - Dad, tell her! 774 01:19:04,025 --> 01:19:05,085 Nat! 775 01:19:05,265 --> 01:19:07,502 No I haven't. Why would I touch him? 776 01:19:10,067 --> 01:19:12,343 - You're half naked. - It's very hot! 777 01:19:12,343 --> 01:19:14,084 Oh, will you shut up! 778 01:19:14,084 --> 01:19:16,924 Tell me. Theo. 779 01:19:18,013 --> 01:19:19,726 Why are you here? 780 01:19:20,829 --> 01:19:22,477 - To give him this. - What? 781 01:19:22,477 --> 01:19:26,346 I picked it up by mistake this afternoon in the library and found it in my things. 782 01:19:27,412 --> 01:19:28,892 How do you know it's his? 783 01:19:28,892 --> 01:19:33,231 Because I've seen him using it. It is quite distinctive, black and gold you see. 784 01:19:34,085 --> 01:19:36,812 You mean you see each other in the library. 785 01:19:36,812 --> 01:19:39,140 Sometimes in the history section... 786 01:19:39,140 --> 01:19:41,062 ...I see lots of people. What's the problem? 787 01:19:41,062 --> 01:19:42,305 I told you there'd be an explanation. 788 01:19:42,305 --> 01:19:43,918 Yes, so I thought I'd bring it over. 789 01:19:43,918 --> 01:19:47,188 - At midnight? - I couldn't sleep, and I could see his light on, so I thought, "Why not?" 790 01:19:47,188 --> 01:19:51,843 Darling, you didn't have to get into his flat to give it to him. 791 01:19:51,843 --> 01:19:54,661 - It's very nice of him, very thoughtful. - Yeah. 792 01:19:54,661 --> 01:19:56,223 Most lads would've nicked it. 793 01:19:58,723 --> 01:20:00,838 So why do you still got it? 794 01:20:02,005 --> 01:20:04,106 - There you go. - Thanks. 795 01:20:04,106 --> 01:20:05,117 Right. 796 01:20:05,117 --> 01:20:06,198 Let's go. 797 01:20:08,997 --> 01:20:13,625 You've been smoking, and alcohol. You stink of alcohol. 798 01:20:13,625 --> 01:20:16,332 - So do you. - Don't you dare speak to me like that! 799 01:20:16,332 --> 01:20:20,898 Have you been feeding my son alcohol and cigarettes? 800 01:20:20,898 --> 01:20:22,427 - Feeding him? - Nat, come on! 801 01:20:22,427 --> 01:20:23,730 - Well, have you? - Mum! 802 01:20:24,540 --> 01:20:26,927 Well, say something, why don't you? 803 01:20:26,927 --> 01:20:28,016 Let's go home. 804 01:20:31,342 --> 01:20:33,887 I know you've been up to something. 805 01:20:33,887 --> 01:20:35,536 Nothing has happened. 806 01:20:36,994 --> 01:20:40,597 - I can smell it. - Dad tell her nothing has happened. 807 01:20:40,597 --> 01:20:42,359 - Come on Nat! - Get off me! 808 01:20:42,359 --> 01:20:43,342 Great! 809 01:20:43,757 --> 01:20:45,535 Just great! 810 01:20:47,000 --> 01:20:48,815 Can I put something on then? 811 01:20:48,815 --> 01:20:56,044 If you so much as look at my boy again... 812 01:20:59,360 --> 01:21:00,606 Sorry. 813 01:21:00,606 --> 01:21:02,521 Sorry about all this. 814 01:21:14,088 --> 01:21:17,088 Hate Mob Slays Gay. 815 01:22:15,605 --> 01:22:17,458 Fuck. 816 01:22:30,294 --> 01:22:32,435 I have Mr. Cape on the line. 817 01:22:32,435 --> 01:22:33,606 Cape? 818 01:22:33,606 --> 01:22:35,416 Robin Cape. 819 01:22:36,956 --> 01:22:38,351 Did he say what it was about? 820 01:22:38,352 --> 01:22:41,400 Only that it was very important and he should speak with you. 821 01:22:51,114 --> 01:22:52,890 - Julian. - What do you want? 822 01:22:52,890 --> 01:22:54,179 - Have you called the police yet? - Now listen to me. 823 01:22:54,179 --> 01:22:55,551 He is dead. 824 01:22:55,551 --> 01:22:57,631 He died in the night. 825 01:22:57,631 --> 01:23:01,833 So unrecognisable that the police said that he had to be identified by his fingerprints. 826 01:23:02,556 --> 01:23:04,052 I thought you should know. 827 01:23:54,186 --> 01:23:55,549 Hot, innit? 828 01:23:59,153 --> 01:24:00,970 Live around here, do you? 829 01:24:02,993 --> 01:24:04,780 It's not bad I must say. 830 01:24:04,780 --> 01:24:06,878 Nice view. 831 01:24:06,878 --> 01:24:08,274 Fresh air. 832 01:24:09,696 --> 01:24:10,932 So... 833 01:24:10,932 --> 01:24:13,502 - Where do you live then? - Not around here. 834 01:24:13,502 --> 01:24:15,524 You have got a tongue then? 835 01:24:17,127 --> 01:24:18,885 You see all sorts up here. 836 01:24:18,885 --> 01:24:20,444 Walking their dogs... 837 01:24:20,444 --> 01:24:21,735 ...flying their kites... 838 01:24:21,735 --> 01:24:23,104 ...pulling up the nettles. 839 01:24:24,442 --> 01:24:26,687 I saw George Michael up here the other day. 840 01:24:26,687 --> 01:24:27,794 Did you? 841 01:24:27,794 --> 01:24:28,820 Yeah. 842 01:24:29,837 --> 01:24:31,458 He has got a place around here. 843 01:24:33,841 --> 01:24:35,242 What's your name? 844 01:24:38,042 --> 01:24:39,474 Alf. 845 01:24:40,601 --> 01:24:41,785 Alf. 846 01:24:41,785 --> 01:24:43,323 I like that. 847 01:24:44,068 --> 01:24:45,939 Merv. 848 01:24:47,345 --> 01:24:49,745 Pleased to meet you Alfie. 849 01:24:51,251 --> 01:24:53,603 It's very smart, where did you get that? 850 01:24:54,760 --> 01:24:56,918 From an admirer. 851 01:24:56,918 --> 01:24:58,623 Must have thought a lot of you. 852 01:25:00,532 --> 01:25:02,171 Yeah, he did. 853 01:25:04,681 --> 01:25:06,412 I can see why. 854 01:25:54,039 --> 01:25:55,881 Hello, Alfie. 855 01:26:02,441 --> 01:26:03,723 You know something? 856 01:26:04,547 --> 01:26:07,068 I think you're pretty new at this. 857 01:26:07,068 --> 01:26:09,144 I think I'm gonna have to teach you. 858 01:26:11,533 --> 01:26:12,952 Teach me a lesson? 859 01:26:12,952 --> 01:26:16,053 Oh yeah, I'd enjoy that. 860 01:26:22,568 --> 01:26:23,642 Try again. 861 01:26:47,059 --> 01:26:49,018 - Danny? - Yes, miss? 862 01:26:51,380 --> 01:26:55,948 - If there is ever anything you want to tell me? - What should I want to tell you, miss? 863 01:26:57,486 --> 01:26:59,940 If there is anything bothering you? 864 01:27:00,640 --> 01:27:02,759 There's nothing bothering me, miss. 865 01:27:02,759 --> 01:27:06,045 - Or if there is anything on your mind. - There's nothing, miss. 866 01:27:07,914 --> 01:27:09,916 - If there is. - There isn't. 867 01:27:13,020 --> 01:27:15,803 Good. Good. 868 01:27:16,894 --> 01:27:20,180 - I'm here to help, you know. - Thanks, miss. 869 01:27:45,438 --> 01:27:47,204 What happened to you? 870 01:27:48,684 --> 01:27:51,005 I walked into a door. 871 01:27:51,005 --> 01:27:54,094 - On the heath. - I walked into a door on the heath. 872 01:27:58,088 --> 01:27:59,103 Sorry. 873 01:28:04,517 --> 01:28:06,650 Did you report it? 874 01:28:08,081 --> 01:28:10,786 What's to report. 875 01:28:13,690 --> 01:28:16,269 He shouldn't be allowed to get away with it. 876 01:28:16,973 --> 01:28:19,550 The police need to know what's going on. 877 01:28:25,927 --> 01:28:27,481 Does that hurt? 878 01:28:29,815 --> 01:28:31,351 No. 879 01:28:32,942 --> 01:28:35,728 We're not living in the Dark Ages any more. 880 01:28:36,488 --> 01:28:38,677 It's time these Neanderthals caught on. 881 01:28:40,914 --> 01:28:42,123 Yeah. 882 01:28:42,123 --> 01:28:44,078 Dead right, Doc. 883 01:28:44,078 --> 01:28:47,261 I mean, all I was doing was sniffing out a bit of knob. 884 01:28:49,063 --> 01:28:51,437 There's nothing wrong in that, is it? 885 01:28:53,490 --> 01:28:55,430 You know where I'm coming from? 886 01:29:03,448 --> 01:29:05,276 Look to the right. 887 01:29:05,950 --> 01:29:08,299 Left. 888 01:29:08,987 --> 01:29:10,493 Who knows doc... 889 01:29:10,493 --> 01:29:11,654 Up. 890 01:29:12,207 --> 01:29:15,193 One day we might bump into each other again. 891 01:29:15,193 --> 01:29:16,436 Down. 892 01:29:18,492 --> 01:29:20,891 And you wouldn't know what had hit you. 893 01:29:21,900 --> 01:29:23,784 Right. 894 01:29:25,124 --> 01:29:27,126 Left. 895 01:29:26,942 --> 01:29:28,612 You better watch you. 896 01:29:29,451 --> 01:29:30,317 Up. 897 01:29:30,799 --> 01:29:32,453 I'm a married man. 898 01:29:33,120 --> 01:29:34,628 Down. 899 01:29:35,643 --> 01:29:36,580 Oh yeah? 900 01:29:36,580 --> 01:29:38,642 We don't want my husband getting jealous. Do we? 901 01:29:43,125 --> 01:29:46,003 Oh no, we wouldn't want that, would we? 902 01:29:49,336 --> 01:29:51,274 If I could just... 903 01:29:55,503 --> 01:29:56,992 What's up? 904 01:30:10,873 --> 01:30:12,890 Hello? 905 01:30:15,328 --> 01:30:16,768 Gav? 906 01:30:18,612 --> 01:30:19,726 Are you allright? 907 01:30:23,540 --> 01:30:26,075 Did you take the ring back to the jewellery's today? 908 01:30:26,075 --> 01:30:28,484 The ring? 909 01:30:28,484 --> 01:30:29,857 Yeah, the ring. 910 01:30:30,564 --> 01:30:32,059 Did you? 911 01:30:32,059 --> 01:30:34,868 Yes, yes of course I did, yes. 912 01:30:36,350 --> 01:30:38,119 You did. 913 01:30:41,842 --> 01:30:43,734 There was no problem or anything? 914 01:30:43,734 --> 01:30:45,706 No. 915 01:30:45,706 --> 01:30:48,519 They said it'll be ready next week, why? 916 01:30:52,700 --> 01:30:59,086 You didn't drop it or lose it, because if you did I'd understand. 917 01:30:59,736 --> 01:31:01,232 I wouldn't mind. 918 01:31:01,704 --> 01:31:04,263 I could get another one made, I mean... 919 01:31:04,707 --> 01:31:06,388 ...it wouldn't be a problem. 920 01:31:06,490 --> 01:31:09,341 I told you, I took it into the jewellerys. 921 01:31:10,898 --> 01:31:14,281 Gavin, do you want to tell me what's going on? 922 01:31:16,353 --> 01:31:17,430 Gav? 923 01:31:18,681 --> 01:31:20,971 Gav, what is it? 924 01:31:22,698 --> 01:31:24,823 I'll see you later, OK? 925 01:31:38,084 --> 01:31:40,663 The 24 year old waiter, originally from Ludlow... 926 01:31:40,663 --> 01:31:44,072 ...was found last night on Clapham Common by a pensioner walking his dog. 927 01:31:44,072 --> 01:31:47,559 He was taken to hospital, but doctors were unable to save him. 928 01:31:47,559 --> 01:31:51,723 A police spokeswoman said it was one of the most vicious attacks they'd ever seen. 929 01:31:51,723 --> 01:31:55,565 And one more depressing statistic confirming the steady increase of...