1 00:00:24,650 --> 00:00:26,590 There is a saying... 2 00:00:26,650 --> 00:00:29,850 "Why should you buy a cow if you can get it for free?" 3 00:00:29,920 --> 00:00:32,390 An interesting philosophy... 4 00:00:32,460 --> 00:00:34,390 Marriage against sex. 5 00:00:34,460 --> 00:00:36,760 And if you consider first... 6 00:00:36,830 --> 00:00:39,560 Obstacles that you will hear from your friends who will claim to get... 7 00:00:39,630 --> 00:00:42,130 abundant amount later. 8 00:00:44,310 --> 00:00:47,000 And incidentally, it's just bullshit. 9 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:49,600 Crap? Do you think this is nonsense? 10 00:00:50,480 --> 00:00:53,070 Yah. 11 00:00:53,150 --> 00:00:55,640 This is not bullshit. After five years... 12 00:00:55,720 --> 00:00:57,980 I feel I have the right to start talking about it. 13 00:00:58,050 --> 00:01:01,450 So you will talk and discuss it. You don't have to give me an ultimatum... 14 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:03,250 Don't use that word. 15 00:01:03,320 --> 00:01:05,120 I hate that word. 16 00:01:06,290 --> 00:01:08,460 I don't like it too, But what are you going to call this? 17 00:01:09,930 --> 00:01:11,560 Deadline. 18 00:01:16,560 --> 00:01:30,560 19 00:01:38,560 --> 00:01:40,560 20 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:42,560 21 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:44,560 22 00:01:44,560 --> 00:01:46,560 23 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:48,560 24 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:52,400 Just because I'm independent doesn't mean you have to aim the gun at my head. 25 00:01:52,470 --> 00:01:54,070 - Hey. - Sorry. 26 00:01:54,140 --> 00:01:57,370 Don't over dramatize. That's why I took this assignment. 27 00:01:57,450 --> 00:02:00,180 I will be 3,000 miles away. I can't point the gun at your head. 28 00:02:00,250 --> 00:02:02,440 Stop saying that! 29 00:02:02,520 --> 00:02:04,450 Damn! 30 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:07,550 Just admit it. You are using this assignment... 31 00:02:07,620 --> 00:02:09,520 As ultim... time limit. 32 00:02:11,660 --> 00:02:14,690 Alright I won't approve the contract If you don't appear in the Tyler newspaper. 33 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:20,230 David! How are you? 34 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:23,900 Tyler, you're wasting your time. Sarah. 35 00:02:25,910 --> 00:02:29,210 - How do you know, brother? - The faux urban street slang. 36 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:32,800 - Nigga, please! - What time is it there? Two o'clock? 37 00:02:32,880 --> 00:02:35,080 You know this city never sleeps 38 00:02:35,150 --> 00:02:37,480 You will count 39 00:02:37,550 --> 00:02:41,890 Hey, listen. I met extraordinary women. 40 00:02:41,960 --> 00:02:43,750 - He... - Flying? 41 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:46,020 More than flying, man. He flew away. 42 00:02:46,090 --> 00:02:49,260 What have I told you about drinking and dating? Go basket and sleep. 43 00:02:49,330 --> 00:02:52,300 - Dude, we are married! - What? 44 00:02:53,700 --> 00:02:56,470 You have to meet him, you and Sarah. He is like... 45 00:02:56,540 --> 00:03:00,300 - Fly away? - More than that. 46 00:03:00,380 --> 00:03:03,870 He is the only one. How do they say it? 47 00:03:05,610 --> 00:03:07,550 Are you still there? 48 00:03:07,620 --> 00:03:09,610 Well, I'm here. I just... 49 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:12,150 This is it, man. He just teased me 50 00:03:12,220 --> 00:03:15,210 This is like releasing the blinding 51 00:03:15,290 --> 00:03:16,810 Like true truth. 52 00:03:17,990 --> 00:03:21,390 By the way, you and Sarah must meet him. You will like it. His name is Julie. 53 00:03:21,460 --> 00:03:24,730 She's sweet and beautiful. 54 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:27,060 He is choco-licious. 55 00:03:30,610 --> 00:03:32,400 Are you OK? 56 00:03:37,450 --> 00:03:39,970 Sounds like true love. 57 00:03:40,050 --> 00:03:43,750 So you will leave me for work for two months? 58 00:03:43,820 --> 00:03:46,180 You have to be alone to deal with this... 59 00:03:46,250 --> 00:03:50,250 That's why I strongly recommend you against the negotiations with Mike. 60 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:02,700 You're very sexy! 61 00:04:02,770 --> 00:04:04,830 You're a wild animal. 62 00:04:05,740 --> 00:04:08,640 Is that Ricky Martin? 63 00:04:08,710 --> 00:04:12,150 No. That's Mike Hanson. 64 00:04:12,210 --> 00:04:14,480 You're very handsome. 65 00:04:14,550 --> 00:04:17,380 Simplicity. 66 00:04:17,450 --> 00:04:19,320 I love you. 67 00:04:19,390 --> 00:04:21,080 Don't talk. 68 00:04:25,260 --> 00:04:27,820 No. Well. 69 00:04:27,900 --> 00:04:29,760 Don't do it. Do it. 70 00:04:29,830 --> 00:04:32,060 Don't do it. 71 00:04:32,130 --> 00:04:33,930 I did it. 72 00:04:42,310 --> 00:04:44,400 I am me. 73 00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:46,880 Oh! 74 00:04:46,950 --> 00:04:50,250 - You slipped your penis again? - Do you like what you see? 75 00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:53,410 - No? - Can you wear clothes? 76 00:04:53,490 --> 00:04:55,510 We only have two hours time of fun. 77 00:04:55,590 --> 00:04:57,620 Let me take my towel. 78 00:05:00,090 --> 00:05:02,690 Alright. Here it is. 79 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:05,820 You have a problem. I mean, a real problem 80 00:05:05,900 --> 00:05:09,500 He might be your friend, But he is not Deepak Chopra. 81 00:05:09,570 --> 00:05:12,000 He won't go to New York either. 82 00:05:13,780 --> 00:05:16,180 Use this time to make a decision... 83 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:18,110 Or this will have no meaning 84 00:05:18,180 --> 00:05:20,510 I can't let this be in vain 85 00:05:38,600 --> 00:05:41,260 - So you love it, right? - Certainly will love him. 86 00:05:41,340 --> 00:05:43,270 That's it. 87 00:05:43,340 --> 00:05:48,170 Come on, don't be burdened. Nobody Doubts your love for each other. 88 00:05:48,240 --> 00:05:50,730 A blind person can smell your love. 89 00:05:50,810 --> 00:05:53,540 - But this is very important... - Large. 90 00:05:53,610 --> 00:05:56,380 No, big thing that you are considering here. 91 00:05:57,690 --> 00:06:00,480 As your best friend, this is my job to ask difficult questions. 92 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:02,490 - What? - Relationship. 93 00:06:03,490 --> 00:06:06,120 - Is the relationship still good? - Well, it's still great. 94 00:06:06,190 --> 00:06:09,130 Listen, I have no complaints with what we have. 95 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:10,960 That will be easier. 96 00:06:11,030 --> 00:06:13,470 This will definitely be something. You have been waiting for five years. 97 00:06:13,530 --> 00:06:16,030 - So what is this? - There is no. Just drop it. 98 00:06:16,100 --> 00:06:20,540 We're your friends. We want to help, But we can't unless you let us get involved 99 00:06:20,610 --> 00:06:22,840 This is not a problem, right? 100 00:06:22,910 --> 00:06:24,900 There are many factors in this type of situation. 101 00:06:24,980 --> 00:06:28,210 So what is this? Tell us. 102 00:06:28,280 --> 00:06:31,510 - Another woman, - Do you have another woman? How many? 103 00:06:33,720 --> 00:06:36,690 I'm not so sure I have quite a lot. 104 00:06:36,760 --> 00:06:39,320 That's ridiculous. How much new is enough? 105 00:06:39,390 --> 00:06:41,490 - Twice your age. - Oh, shit. Seriously? 106 00:06:41,560 --> 00:06:43,890 Hey, Mike, it's not about quantity, it's about quality. 107 00:06:43,970 --> 00:06:46,800 What's wrong with both quantity and quality? 108 00:06:46,870 --> 00:06:49,800 Be the best you can. That's the way Americans do. 109 00:06:53,740 --> 00:06:55,330 Cheating. 110 00:06:55,410 --> 00:06:56,740 - Cheating? - That's cheating. 111 00:06:56,810 --> 00:07:00,140 - What is cheating? - You booked me before shooting. 112 00:07:00,210 --> 00:07:01,910 - I bow you? - Prison style. 113 00:07:01,980 --> 00:07:04,280 Whatever. If I bow you, you will find out. 114 00:07:04,350 --> 00:07:05,820 - Really? - Well, you will know that. 115 00:07:05,890 --> 00:07:07,720 You will feel it. I don't bow you down. 116 00:07:07,790 --> 00:07:09,650 Yes. 117 00:07:11,460 --> 00:07:13,050 A little help? 118 00:07:24,840 --> 00:07:28,300 The problem is, I never expected to be in power. 119 00:07:28,380 --> 00:07:32,140 For good or bad, Something has been signaled and I started it. 120 00:07:32,210 --> 00:07:35,180 Am I a manipulative bitch or what? 121 00:07:35,250 --> 00:07:37,310 Welcome to my world. 122 00:07:37,390 --> 00:07:40,510 You must feel powerful. It won't be easy, but this must be resolved. 123 00:07:40,590 --> 00:07:42,610 What are the other alternatives? Still waiting? 124 00:07:42,690 --> 00:07:45,920 This is not as better as every year that passes. Am I right? 125 00:07:48,230 --> 00:07:50,820 Sorry it's very fast. I'm like being hit. 126 00:07:50,900 --> 00:07:53,560 It's okay. However the orgasm is overvalued. 127 00:07:53,630 --> 00:07:55,260 Hey, there is South Park's ! 128 00:07:55,340 --> 00:07:59,030 Listen. You have the courage to say... 129 00:07:59,110 --> 00:08:02,010 "Friend, it's time to get dirty or get out of the pot." 130 00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:06,340 And marrying me will be a bad part of the color analogy? Thanks 131 00:08:13,590 --> 00:08:15,850 Sorry, I don't understand. But Sarah is very sexy, man. 132 00:08:15,920 --> 00:08:19,450 Hey. Behind the beautiful woman, there is a man who is tired, makes him fixated. . 133 00:08:19,530 --> 00:08:22,330 - Am I right, Davey? - No, you're wrong, motherfucker. 134 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:26,230 So who is missing from your list? Cow girl, wild girl, Amish? What? 135 00:08:26,300 --> 00:08:28,890 Not like that. Forget it okay? 136 00:08:32,610 --> 00:08:34,940 Do you believe "Only One"? 137 00:08:35,010 --> 00:08:38,880 Like, one soul mate, a matching partner, which makes us feel whole? 138 00:08:38,950 --> 00:08:40,970 - Exactly. - No. 139 00:08:41,050 --> 00:08:44,070 I don't know. if there are things like that, and sarah... 140 00:08:44,150 --> 00:08:45,880 which means it can't be ignored. 141 00:08:45,950 --> 00:08:48,250 That's the key, right? like fate. 142 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:50,290 Well, I guess so. 143 00:08:50,360 --> 00:08:55,660 Okay, so if it can't be ignored, Why should you hurry up? 144 00:08:57,370 --> 00:09:01,530 - You still don't tell us everything. - Absolutely not. You are my best friend. 145 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:03,630 This is ridiculous. 146 00:09:03,700 --> 00:09:06,970 - Come on! Let us help you. - Come on, bro. 147 00:09:14,150 --> 00:09:16,170 I will tell you little stories. 148 00:09:16,250 --> 00:09:18,510 Which I've never told anyone... 149 00:09:18,590 --> 00:09:21,820 Previous. 150 00:09:27,330 --> 00:09:29,850 When I was 18... 151 00:09:29,930 --> 00:09:32,870 I'm with my family... 152 00:09:32,930 --> 00:09:35,730 traveled to Caribbean. 153 00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:38,070 The day was very pleasant. 154 00:09:38,140 --> 00:09:40,070 Enjoyable tours. 155 00:09:49,280 --> 00:09:51,220 We line up in line... 156 00:09:51,290 --> 00:09:54,880 When I read near the gate across us... 157 00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:57,480 And that's when I saw... 158 00:09:58,530 --> 00:10:00,120 Him. 159 00:10:03,700 --> 00:10:06,060 He shines. 160 00:10:06,130 --> 00:10:08,360 Like there is light around it. 161 00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:10,370 Very important. 162 00:10:13,810 --> 00:10:18,010 I have never felt anything like that before. 163 00:10:19,350 --> 00:10:22,410 There is something about him that has pulled me and brought me to him. 164 00:10:24,620 --> 00:10:27,020 That is him. 165 00:10:29,860 --> 00:10:33,020 With confidence I hope I still have power... 166 00:10:33,090 --> 00:10:35,090 I headed to him. 167 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:40,130 I introduced myself to him and about my feelings. 168 00:10:43,670 --> 00:10:46,470 I gave my address and I told if he has the same feeling... 169 00:10:46,540 --> 00:10:48,240 He must send me a letter. 170 00:10:53,510 --> 00:10:55,350 A passionate young man. 171 00:10:55,420 --> 00:10:58,440 I have no choice. I am driven by a higher power 172 00:10:58,520 --> 00:11:02,420 Just say flash, connection, destiny, whatever. 173 00:11:02,490 --> 00:11:04,960 - So did he send you a letter? - Initially not. 174 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:10,590 Every day, I check the mailbox. 175 00:11:11,830 --> 00:11:13,860 I check all summer, and nothing. 176 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:19,530 Then one day... 177 00:11:19,610 --> 00:11:21,130 The letter arrived. 178 00:11:29,680 --> 00:11:33,520 That's more than I ever expected. He expressed his love for me. 179 00:11:33,590 --> 00:11:36,950 He said he was very surprised when he first met. 180 00:11:37,020 --> 00:11:40,260 Said it was more beautiful and poetic... 181 00:11:40,330 --> 00:11:42,390 Where I think is impossible for now. 182 00:11:44,970 --> 00:11:46,900 I reply to the letter as soon as possible. 183 00:11:46,970 --> 00:11:49,630 I told him I wanted to go away with him... 184 00:11:49,700 --> 00:11:52,040 Making love is brought by stars... 185 00:11:52,110 --> 00:11:54,170 Making a baby. 186 00:11:56,780 --> 00:11:58,750 That's very clear to us. 187 00:12:00,010 --> 00:12:03,580 We have each other. 188 00:12:03,650 --> 00:12:05,980 Without fear. 189 00:12:06,050 --> 00:12:07,320 Without a doubt. 190 00:12:08,190 --> 00:12:09,420 Perfect. 191 00:12:09,490 --> 00:12:11,580 Love youth. 192 00:12:11,660 --> 00:12:14,650 Too young, too real 193 00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:26,600 Apparently, he was amazing a girl who just developed 11 years. 194 00:12:26,670 --> 00:12:28,440 - What? - Eleven years old? 195 00:12:28,510 --> 00:12:32,910 His parents found my letter and, quite understood... 196 00:12:32,980 --> 00:12:34,070 Fear 197 00:12:34,150 --> 00:12:36,950 - What are you thinking? - They contacted... 198 00:12:37,020 --> 00:12:41,150 Local authorities are quick to stop the novice pedophiles. 199 00:12:41,220 --> 00:12:45,220 After they made my father promise that his psychopathic crazy child... 200 00:12:45,290 --> 00:12:47,690 Will not be related with every little girl... 201 00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:51,130 they let him scold me more than an hour about how I can... 202 00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:54,100 Watering every political career into a toilet hole. 203 00:12:56,800 --> 00:13:00,430 - That's a very crazy story. - Only you guys I told you about. 204 00:13:00,510 --> 00:13:02,840 Can you keep this a secret? 205 00:13:02,910 --> 00:13:05,000 That makes you look scary. 206 00:13:10,580 --> 00:13:13,050 - David Collins Graphics. - Hi. 207 00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:15,180 Sarah, how are you? 208 00:13:15,260 --> 00:13:17,520 I just thought about contacting you and asking about your situation. 209 00:13:17,590 --> 00:13:20,290 I'm fine. How about you? How is New York? 210 00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:22,920 Busy, but this city is very extraordinary. 211 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,660 I wish you were here with me. Oops. shit. 212 00:13:25,730 --> 00:13:27,720 "Damn" what? Why? 213 00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:30,170 I made a list of some things which I won't tell you 214 00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:32,710 Like "I miss you" "I hope you are here with me" 215 00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:34,100 So how are you? 216 00:13:34,180 --> 00:13:36,040 Miss you. I hope you are here. That's all. 217 00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:40,770 I've talked to Tyler. 218 00:13:40,850 --> 00:13:42,680 He and I will try... 219 00:13:42,750 --> 00:13:46,240 dinner, so maybe I will meet the Fiancee 220 00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:49,190 Good. Be sure to thank them for ruining my life 221 00:13:52,830 --> 00:13:55,850 Look, I just want you to know that you did it here okay. 222 00:13:57,930 --> 00:14:00,800 - Only that? - I have to go back to work... 223 00:14:00,870 --> 00:14:03,100 I have to go. 224 00:14:05,710 --> 00:14:07,440 Me too. 225 00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:14,010 Dah, David. 226 00:14:22,090 --> 00:14:24,110 I just want to say this is already a week and a half month... 227 00:14:24,190 --> 00:14:27,420 and the thing you do is just sit in the apartment... it's not good 228 00:14:27,490 --> 00:14:29,990 He wants me to think seriously 229 00:14:30,060 --> 00:14:32,000 And that's what I'm trying to do. 230 00:14:32,070 --> 00:14:34,760 Finish him, Tiny! 231 00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:38,000 How did it go smoothly? Thinking too much? No 232 00:14:38,070 --> 00:14:40,560 You're useless! 233 00:14:43,210 --> 00:14:45,910 - What is that? He can't do that. - Obviously, he can. 234 00:14:45,980 --> 00:14:50,250 He wants me to give information a decision, and I will respect that. 235 00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:54,010 You want to wallow around the apartment like a hermit. 236 00:14:54,090 --> 00:14:56,390 Wake up Who do you like? 237 00:14:56,460 --> 00:14:59,590 - Give me five to Super Thong. - I'll take one good shelf. 238 00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:05,960 He is thinking about your misery, bro. hope you will sit down. 239 00:15:06,900 --> 00:15:08,300 That must be painful. 240 00:15:08,370 --> 00:15:11,170 And that is a friend, is the way to make an incomplete decision. 241 00:15:13,010 --> 00:15:15,440 Do you want to make a decision that is really informed? 242 00:15:15,510 --> 00:15:19,210 Stand up and go look outside. Enter in the game. 243 00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:23,050 "The game," i. e., Manklukan market meat with you. 244 00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:26,780 No. Beat them with me and Jonesy 245 00:15:29,590 --> 00:15:32,150 There are a number of fundamental problems that I face... 246 00:15:32,230 --> 00:15:35,160 "Why should you buy a cow if you can get milk for free" puzzle. 247 00:15:37,530 --> 00:15:40,300 < For one thing, women are not cows. 248 00:15:40,370 --> 00:15:43,700 That is, they are not so common. 249 00:15:43,770 --> 00:15:45,760 = = I think most people will be seventh... 250 00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:48,540 if a cow is a cow. 251 00:15:48,610 --> 00:15:50,630 This does not apply to women 252 00:15:50,710 --> 00:15:52,840 Maybe everything will be easy if it's like that. 253 00:16:02,690 --> 00:16:04,950 Excuse me. 254 00:16:05,030 --> 00:16:06,520 Excuse me. 255 00:16:06,590 --> 00:16:07,820 Scotch. 256 00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:09,520 - Pack. - Yes, Busy. 257 00:16:11,130 --> 00:16:14,190 - Thanks. - Hey, excuse me. 258 00:16:14,270 --> 00:16:16,960 - You might want to offer me help. - If you can... 259 00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:19,160 buy beer for my friend. 260 00:16:20,670 --> 00:16:23,770 Thanks. Hey man, listen. I'm sorry do this, but I have to go. 261 00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:25,970 - Definitely. - Hey, motherfucker, what's your problem? 262 00:16:26,050 --> 00:16:29,040 - You shouldn't drink it. - Why not? I was just here. 263 00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:30,780 Because you will come home. 264 00:16:30,850 --> 00:16:32,440 Oh, God. 265 00:16:41,630 --> 00:16:44,060 - Buy you a drink? - Actually, I'm leaving. 266 00:16:44,130 --> 00:16:46,120 Hey, just a moment. You are not married, right? 267 00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:49,100 - Not yet. You better hurry up. - Another round. 268 00:16:49,170 --> 00:16:51,800 - Hey, did Mikey appear? - Yes. 269 00:16:53,810 --> 00:16:56,210 Good. How will he play? 270 00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:59,400 I think he uses the strategy "You're less than nothing at all". 271 00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:04,820 It never fails, bro. 272 00:17:04,890 --> 00:17:06,610 You miss it? 273 00:17:07,550 --> 00:17:10,790 Are you kidding me? Surrounded by all these women? 274 00:17:10,860 --> 00:17:12,290 More than before. 275 00:17:13,390 --> 00:17:16,060 I know how it feels, only bad. 276 00:17:16,130 --> 00:17:20,460 Imagine being in a place like this without having someone to miss. 277 00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:24,830 How are you? 278 00:17:27,940 --> 00:17:30,500 Are you ready to go? 279 00:17:30,580 --> 00:17:33,770 So, you have a meeting about something 280 00:17:33,850 --> 00:17:35,780 You see the light at the airport... 281 00:17:35,850 --> 00:17:38,510 and ten years later, it still messes up your head. 282 00:17:38,590 --> 00:17:42,490 That's important. It takes me to the bar to a certain level. Is that bad? 283 00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:45,490 It's bad if it keeps you from prostituting with every attractive woman... 284 00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:48,220 smart, and age approved by law. 285 00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:51,700 What if he is still out there? Isn't I owe myself to look for it? 286 00:17:51,770 --> 00:17:54,100 You are hunting Sasquatch. 287 00:17:54,170 --> 00:17:56,190 Did you see? There he is. 288 00:17:57,340 --> 00:17:59,900 Shadow of a woman? He is Sasquatch? 289 00:17:59,970 --> 00:18:03,140 He is a myth. Perfect woman. 290 00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:06,840 A silly imagination of men. 291 00:18:06,910 --> 00:18:10,480 Slap the woman's shadow face, and she will stop being perfect... 292 00:18:10,550 --> 00:18:12,310 because he became real. 293 00:18:18,660 --> 00:18:21,360 So what is the meaning of all this nonsense? 294 00:18:21,430 --> 00:18:23,260 This is market research. 295 00:18:23,330 --> 00:18:26,770 Insurance for advertising that comes with this annoying campaign. 296 00:18:26,830 --> 00:18:31,270 I wish I could force the focus group to say that an anorexic model image... 297 00:18:31,340 --> 00:18:33,600 give milk to two big men with diapers... 298 00:18:33,670 --> 00:18:36,730 makes them want to buy jeans, then I have done my job. 299 00:18:36,810 --> 00:18:39,470 That's too complicated to make a living. 300 00:18:39,550 --> 00:18:42,240 I know. But at least it is a biz mode, right? 301 00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:45,010 So why don't you just move here. 302 00:18:45,090 --> 00:18:46,680 I don't know. 303 00:18:47,750 --> 00:18:49,650 - Maybe I'll move. - Who is that? 304 00:18:50,990 --> 00:18:53,430 Mr. Hahn, my boss. 305 00:18:53,490 --> 00:18:55,490 And you get paid? 306 00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:57,360 Look mathematically. 307 00:18:57,430 --> 00:19:01,660 If only one person is related to someone who is not his soul mate... 308 00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:05,400 You got a chain reaction for everyone on this planet. 309 00:19:05,470 --> 00:19:08,740 Your partner ends up with someone else who is married... 310 00:19:08,810 --> 00:19:11,180 Which makes it important to find the right person. 311 00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:13,810 This is a half glass empty, a half full glass scenario. 312 00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:17,540 If you ask me, your glass is half full of nonsense. 313 00:19:17,620 --> 00:19:19,680 You sure you don't want to eat late at night? 314 00:19:19,750 --> 00:19:21,410 I'm just out here, be careful 315 00:19:32,130 --> 00:19:34,600 - Do you have a problem? - How is the chili? 316 00:19:34,670 --> 00:19:36,330 I will give my right arm for a bowl. 317 00:19:40,740 --> 00:19:42,540 I'll leave it... I will have it. 318 00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:23,980 Oh god. That is light. 319 00:20:24,050 --> 00:20:27,080 That is the feeling at the airport. That happens again. 320 00:20:27,150 --> 00:20:31,180 I will do this. Can you do this? You have done before. Do it again. 321 00:20:31,260 --> 00:20:33,820 I will do this. 322 00:20:33,890 --> 00:20:35,490 Can you? 323 00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:38,420 Don't let him stay away. 324 00:20:44,270 --> 00:20:46,710 Where did the girl go?... 325 00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:51,140 He left. 326 00:20:57,020 --> 00:20:58,450 Strange. 327 00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:03,120 Wait! Stop! 328 00:21:06,090 --> 00:21:07,860 Don't go! 329 00:21:20,410 --> 00:21:22,670 Quick Match Personnel. Can I help you? 330 00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:25,470 Hi. I want to put private ads. 331 00:21:25,550 --> 00:21:28,410 Sorry. Can you speak? 332 00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:31,180 Private ad. I want to place a personal ad... 333 00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:38,990 Hello. Is anyone there? 334 00:21:42,460 --> 00:21:44,790 Sorry, I dropped the phone. 335 00:21:44,870 --> 00:21:47,330 This is my first time. 336 00:21:49,070 --> 00:21:50,730 Okay, here it is. 337 00:21:54,610 --> 00:21:58,410 Wanted, soul mate. 338 00:21:59,710 --> 00:22:01,770 Prospective soul mates... 339 00:22:01,850 --> 00:22:04,840 search for a mate. 340 00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:09,510 You: Material matchmaking. I: Open, smart and... 341 00:22:11,190 --> 00:22:12,520 "Match"? 342 00:22:31,180 --> 00:22:33,610 Who died? It is better for someone to die. 343 00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:36,410 Hey, Tyler, this is Mikey. Did I wake you up? 344 00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:39,880 - What time is this? - 1:00 a.m. m. 4:00 in your place. Sorry. 345 00:22:39,950 --> 00:22:42,010 What's wrong? What happened? 346 00:22:42,090 --> 00:22:45,120 - None. I just want to talk. - 4:00 in the morning? 347 00:22:46,030 --> 00:22:47,960 Cheaper. 348 00:22:49,700 --> 00:22:51,490 Listen, Ty... 349 00:22:52,730 --> 00:22:54,960 - How do you do it? - What do I do? 350 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:56,800 How are you... 351 00:22:57,870 --> 00:22:59,930 How did you find someone. Who made the cut? 352 00:23:00,010 --> 00:23:01,800 I don't know. Only... 353 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:04,780 feeling that hit... 354 00:23:04,850 --> 00:23:06,840 Like a dazzling realization... 355 00:23:06,910 --> 00:23:09,540 like pure truth. 356 00:23:12,420 --> 00:23:14,410 What does all this mean? 357 00:23:14,490 --> 00:23:16,680 None. 358 00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:18,020 None. Forget it. 359 00:23:18,090 --> 00:23:20,790 Hey. Congratulations. 360 00:23:20,860 --> 00:23:24,420 Mike, pull this crap, you don't need to be the best man anymore. 361 00:23:29,300 --> 00:23:31,530 Always the best man, will never be. 362 00:23:58,530 --> 00:24:01,300 Oh, God. This is very interesting. 363 00:24:01,370 --> 00:24:03,800 I think I just found hairstylish Naomi Campbell. 364 00:24:03,870 --> 00:24:06,740 So is there something we have to do? 365 00:24:06,810 --> 00:24:09,170 This is a glamorous world marketing research 366 00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:12,870 - We sit until someone asks - Why is that person wearing a diaper? 367 00:24:16,980 --> 00:24:20,150 I can answer that question for you, sir. 368 00:24:20,220 --> 00:24:22,380 - Can you answer it? - Yes. 369 00:24:22,460 --> 00:24:25,360 We do research in the Midwest which shows... 370 00:24:25,430 --> 00:24:29,690 that our target market is increasingly younger, as you see. 371 00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:33,220 The focused group we think will be very wise carry out a preemptive attack 372 00:24:33,300 --> 00:24:37,790 and show off the young image in our new campaign. 373 00:24:37,870 --> 00:24:41,200 I see. And this explains why I paid 2 million dollars to put a grown man in Huggies? 374 00:24:41,270 --> 00:24:44,710 You realize if I do this in the underground space and post it on the Internet... 375 00:24:44,780 --> 00:24:46,370 I will be arrested. 376 00:24:47,450 --> 00:24:49,440 Also saves a lot of money. 377 00:24:52,590 --> 00:24:54,110 What is your activity for lunch? 378 00:24:57,460 --> 00:25:01,420 I'm sorry Julie I can't do it tonight. He really wants to meet you. 379 00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:03,590 Me too. 380 00:25:03,660 --> 00:25:07,160 But at least now you can tell me How all this happened. 381 00:25:08,670 --> 00:25:11,140 I mean, you prefer to marry... 382 00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:13,070 I know. Cruel and unusual punishment. 383 00:25:13,140 --> 00:25:15,570 He just hit me like a truck. 384 00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:19,480 But are you ready for that, right? Wandering in traffic? 385 00:25:19,550 --> 00:25:22,040 Yes, I think it's jamming. 386 00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:25,050 If that can happen to me, it can happen to anyone. 387 00:25:25,120 --> 00:25:28,490 - Right? - Anyone can, Mike, of course. 388 00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:32,220 Do you know? I got a strange call from Mike on another day. 389 00:25:32,290 --> 00:25:35,520 I think it seems like he really doesn't care to have someone in his life. 390 00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:39,530 Mike in a relationship? Isn't that one of the signs of Judgment? 391 00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:43,540 Nostradamus really predicted it. He said that in the late 20th century... 392 00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:46,800 a single chicken will crow again. 393 00:25:49,410 --> 00:25:51,270 That's scary. 394 00:25:51,340 --> 00:25:54,310 Why do you think David was so reluctant took the next step with me? 395 00:25:59,850 --> 00:26:03,020 I play on the field, and burn out. 396 00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:07,120 David isn't necessarily playing in the field. 397 00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:10,730 He played with me. 398 00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:12,490 That is a fun game. 399 00:26:14,830 --> 00:26:16,890 So let me straighten this out. 400 00:26:16,970 --> 00:26:21,070 By working with this person for the past five years... 401 00:26:21,140 --> 00:26:24,240 I really have ruined the possibility of a future with him 402 00:26:24,310 --> 00:26:27,440 Yes. Maybe. I do not know. 403 00:26:27,510 --> 00:26:31,040 David is a clear man, in my opinion he will be aware. 404 00:26:31,120 --> 00:26:34,210 - You're the one he wants. - Only I know. 405 00:26:35,590 --> 00:26:37,110 That can work. 406 00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:41,650 David, it's me. It's late, and you're not home 407 00:26:41,730 --> 00:26:45,100