1 00:00:41,809 --> 00:00:44,412 "WE ARE NOW ABOUT TO PENETRATE 2 00:00:44,445 --> 00:00:45,679 A COUNTRY 3 00:00:45,713 --> 00:00:48,282 ON WHICH THE FOOT OF CIVILIZED MAN 4 00:00:48,316 --> 00:00:49,483 HAS NEVER TROD. 5 00:00:54,155 --> 00:00:56,857 THE GOOD OR EVIL IT HAS IN STORE FOR US 6 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:58,459 HAS YET TO BE DETERMINED. 7 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:05,799 WE CARRY EVERY ARTICLE BY WHICH WE ARE TO SURVIVE. 8 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:11,672 THE PARTY ARE IN EXCELLENT HEALTH AND SPIRITS." 9 00:01:13,874 --> 00:01:16,210 "ZEALOUSLY ATTACHED TO THE ENTERPRISE 10 00:01:16,244 --> 00:01:17,378 AND ANXIOUS TO PROCEED." 11 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:23,117 "ENTERTAINING, AS I DO, THE MOST CONFIDENT HOPES 12 00:01:23,151 --> 00:01:25,419 I COULD BUT ESTEEM THIS MOMENT OF OUR DEPARTURE"... 13 00:01:26,887 --> 00:01:28,789 ..."AS AMONG THE MOST HAPPY OF MY LIFE." 14 00:01:32,826 --> 00:01:36,130 FROM THE JOURNALS OF LEWIS AND CLARK, 1805. 15 00:01:38,299 --> 00:01:42,503 SO, DAVID ZARA FOR WILLIAM CLARK. 16 00:01:42,536 --> 00:01:44,905 AND CAN YOU TELL US HOW TALL YOU ARE? 17 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:47,675 UH, AS I CAN PLAY ANY HEIGHT. 18 00:01:47,708 --> 00:01:49,210 THAT'S HOW GOOD I AM. 19 00:01:49,243 --> 00:01:50,644 YOU KNOW, DAVID, I GOTTA SAY, 20 00:01:50,678 --> 00:01:52,580 WE'RE BOTH HUGE "LITTLE GENIUS" FANS. 21 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:54,282 AH, MAN, HUGE. WE LOVE IT, LOVE IT. 22 00:01:54,315 --> 00:01:55,716 COOL, GUYS. YES, THANK YOU. 23 00:01:55,749 --> 00:01:57,485 IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO, BUT, YOU KNOW. 24 00:01:57,518 --> 00:01:59,887 HOW DID IT GO, IT WAS LIKE, HE'S A... 25 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:02,323 * LITTLE GENIUS. 26 00:02:02,356 --> 00:02:04,658 - OH, WOW, WAIT. AND THE CATCHPHRASE-- 27 00:02:04,692 --> 00:02:06,394 -"DOES NOT COMPUTE." -OH, YEAH, YEAH. 28 00:02:06,427 --> 00:02:09,263 - "THAT DOES NOT COMPUTE." - OKAY. 29 00:02:09,297 --> 00:02:11,865 NO, THAT WAS THE, UM, THE ROBOT-- "LITTLE GENIUS" 30 00:02:11,899 --> 00:02:13,601 -WHO SAID THAT. -OH. 31 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:15,903 BUT I WAS LIKE THE STRAIGHT MAN, LIKE, "AWE." 32 00:02:15,936 --> 00:02:17,371 YOU KNOW? 33 00:02:17,405 --> 00:02:19,407 UM, I DON'T REMEMBER THAT. 34 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:20,741 HEY, WELL, SHOULD WE GET STARTED? 35 00:02:20,774 --> 00:02:21,775 SURELY. 36 00:02:21,809 --> 00:02:25,479 PACIFIC. PACIFIC. 37 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:47,167 MERIWETHER? 38 00:02:49,603 --> 00:02:51,539 MERIWETHER, STOP PADDLING. YON. 39 00:02:54,442 --> 00:02:55,843 IT'S THE PACIFIC! 40 00:02:58,746 --> 00:03:00,814 IT'S THE PACIFIC AT LAST! 41 00:03:30,978 --> 00:03:32,413 HI, THIS IS DAVID. 42 00:03:32,446 --> 00:03:33,714 I CAN'T COME TO THE PHONE RIGHT NOW 43 00:03:33,747 --> 00:03:35,516 BECAUSE I AM ON MY HONEYMOON. 44 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:36,917 CALL YOU IN A WEEK WHEN I GET BACK. 45 00:03:36,950 --> 00:03:38,919 HI DAVID, IT'S FLULA, 46 00:03:38,952 --> 00:03:40,388 YOUR BFF FOREVER. 47 00:03:40,421 --> 00:03:42,290 I HOPE YOU'RE DOING OKAY. 48 00:03:42,323 --> 00:03:44,725 I KNOW PROBABLY THE ANSWER IS "NOT OKAY," 49 00:03:44,758 --> 00:03:46,260 BUT DON'T WORRY. 50 00:03:46,294 --> 00:03:48,396 YOUR BEST MAN IS COMING TO CHEER YOU UP. 51 00:03:48,429 --> 00:03:52,633 GET READY FOR A NICE GASSY BALL. 52 00:03:52,666 --> 00:03:54,802 IT WILL MAKE SENSE IN JUST SOME SECONDS. 53 00:03:54,835 --> 00:03:56,804 BYE-BYE. 54 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:09,517 GOOD MORNING, DAVID. 55 00:04:09,550 --> 00:04:11,585 HEY. 56 00:04:11,619 --> 00:04:13,987 OKAY. 57 00:04:17,358 --> 00:04:20,394 LOOK WHO'S HERE TO BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY. 58 00:04:25,366 --> 00:04:26,667 NO? 59 00:04:26,700 --> 00:04:28,469 THESE RAYS HAVE NO EFFECT? 60 00:04:30,471 --> 00:04:32,440 HERE, HAVE A BOTTLE. 61 00:04:32,473 --> 00:04:34,908 OOH, ROSÉ. I LIKE IT. 62 00:04:34,942 --> 00:04:36,377 FRANKIE CANCELS THE WEDDING. 63 00:04:36,410 --> 00:04:37,711 SHE TAKES ALL OF THE FURNITURE, 64 00:04:37,745 --> 00:04:39,347 BUT ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, 65 00:04:39,380 --> 00:04:41,915 I HAVE A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF ROSÉ. 66 00:04:41,949 --> 00:04:43,484 THINGS ARE LOOKING UP. 67 00:04:46,487 --> 00:04:48,822 -WHAT'RE YOU WEARING? -WHAT AM I WEARING? 68 00:04:48,856 --> 00:04:51,024 DAVID, WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? 69 00:04:51,058 --> 00:04:53,727 YOU LOOK LIKE KANGAROO. 70 00:04:53,761 --> 00:04:55,095 YOU KNOW MARSUPIALS 71 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:56,697 ACTUALLY TRAVEL IN PAIRS, THOUGH. 72 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:04,872 "FROM THE PEN OF WILLIAM CLARK. 73 00:05:06,507 --> 00:05:09,643 EVERY GREAT JOURNEY, LIKE A GIANT REDWOOD 74 00:05:09,677 --> 00:05:13,481 BEGINS, INITIALLY, AS A SMALL SEED. 75 00:05:13,514 --> 00:05:16,750 ON THE DAY MY OLD FRIEND, MERIWETHER LEWIS CAME TO VISIT, 76 00:05:16,784 --> 00:05:18,619 I WAS ENTIRELY UNAWARE THAT HE HAD COME 77 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:20,654 TO PLANT THIS VERY SEED 78 00:05:20,688 --> 00:05:22,022 INTO MY LIFE." 79 00:05:22,055 --> 00:05:25,393 DAVID, WE NEED TO GET YOU OUTSIDE. 80 00:05:25,426 --> 00:05:27,428 YOU'VE BEEN IN HERE FOR LIKE, WHAT, A WEEK? 81 00:05:27,461 --> 00:05:29,397 YOU NEED SOME SUN ON YOUR FACE 82 00:05:29,430 --> 00:05:31,399 AND YOUR BODY, YOUR LEGS, TORSO. 83 00:05:31,432 --> 00:05:34,067 WE WERE GONNA START OUR HONEYMOON TODAY. 84 00:05:34,101 --> 00:05:37,571 ONE WEEK HIKE WOULD'VE BEEN VERY ROMANTIC. 85 00:05:37,605 --> 00:05:40,908 IT'S TOO LATE TO RETURN ALL THIS GEAR. 86 00:05:40,941 --> 00:05:44,011 -DID YOU CANCEL IT? -NO. 87 00:05:44,044 --> 00:05:46,680 YOU'RE OUTSIDE, ARE YOU LIKE JUST IN THE FOREST 88 00:05:46,714 --> 00:05:49,149 AND NATURE WITH SOMEONE YOU LIKE AND CARE ABOUT? 89 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:50,984 YEAH, IT JUST WOULD'VE BEEN 90 00:05:51,018 --> 00:05:52,553 ME AND FRANKIE OUT THERE. 91 00:05:52,586 --> 00:05:54,855 BUT FRANKIE'S NOT AVAILABLE. 92 00:05:54,888 --> 00:05:56,390 YEAH, I'M AWARE OF THAT, FLULA. 93 00:05:56,424 --> 00:05:57,725 -THANK YOU. -NO, I'M JUST SAYING, 94 00:05:57,758 --> 00:05:59,493 SOUNDS LIKE A TRIP THAT IS NOT CANCELLED 95 00:05:59,527 --> 00:06:02,796 AND THAT IT WOULD BE NICE TO MAYBE HAVE COMPANIONSHIP 96 00:06:02,830 --> 00:06:05,165 ON THIS WONDERFUL JOURNEY. 97 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:07,835 MM. IT WOULD'VE BEEN. 98 00:06:07,868 --> 00:06:09,503 DAVID. 99 00:06:09,537 --> 00:06:10,938 WHAT DID RUDY DO 100 00:06:10,971 --> 00:06:12,740 WHEN HE COULD NOT MAKE THE SACK? 101 00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:17,177 "RUDY," THE FOOTBALL MOVIE? 102 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:19,813 EXACTLY. "RUDY." YOU ARE RUDY. 103 00:06:19,847 --> 00:06:23,684 AND THESE OPPONENTS, THE ENEMY TEAM, AND THE PEOPLE. 104 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:26,019 THIS IS LIKE FRANKIE AND THE WEDDING CANCEL 105 00:06:26,053 --> 00:06:27,821 AND ALL THE SAD TIMES IN YOUR LIFE. 106 00:06:27,855 --> 00:06:29,823 YOU ARE THERE ON THE FIELD AND YOU'RE LIKE, 107 00:06:29,857 --> 00:06:32,460 "WHAT THE-- HELP! I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A SACK, PERHAPS." 108 00:06:32,493 --> 00:06:35,028 NOBODY CAN SEE YOU. YOU ARE TINY. 109 00:06:35,062 --> 00:06:37,030 BUT DO NOT WORRY, DAVID-- I MEAN, RUDY, 110 00:06:37,064 --> 00:06:39,066 YOU HAVE FRIENDS. 111 00:06:39,099 --> 00:06:40,768 YOU HAVE THE OTHER PLAYERS ON THE TEAM, 112 00:06:40,801 --> 00:06:42,903 THE TALL BOYFRIENDS WITH THE JERSEYS AND NUMBERS. 113 00:06:42,936 --> 00:06:44,572 THIS IS ME. 114 00:06:44,605 --> 00:06:45,739 AND THE CROWD WHO CHEER FOR YOU? 115 00:06:45,773 --> 00:06:47,741 RUDY! RUDY! 116 00:06:47,775 --> 00:06:50,811 RUDY! THIS IS ME, ALSO. 117 00:06:50,844 --> 00:06:52,913 AND I'M THE GRASSES AND THE SKY. 118 00:06:52,946 --> 00:06:55,115 I'M-- I'M ALL OF THESE THINGS, DAVID. I'M HELPING YOU OUT. 119 00:06:55,148 --> 00:06:56,884 YOU'LL WIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP. 120 00:06:56,917 --> 00:06:58,586 AND I WILL HELP YOU, RUDY. 121 00:06:58,619 --> 00:06:59,853 LET'S DO IT. 122 00:07:01,789 --> 00:07:04,525 YEAH, SO, WAIT. YOU WANT-- WHAT'RE YOU SAYING? 123 00:07:04,558 --> 00:07:07,127 WE ARE GOING TO GO ON YOUR HONEYMOON TOGETHER. 124 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:10,964 -NO, NO. -NO, THIS IS GREAT, DAVID. 125 00:07:10,998 --> 00:07:13,233 -AWFUL. -NO, WE'RE DOING THIS. 126 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:16,537 RUDY! RUDY! RUDY! 127 00:07:16,570 --> 00:07:17,805 RUDY. 128 00:07:17,838 --> 00:07:21,475 RUDY. RUDY. RUDY. 129 00:07:21,509 --> 00:07:22,810 -WHAT? -RUDY. 130 00:07:22,843 --> 00:07:24,111 -RUDY. -RUDY. 131 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:45,265 OKAY, DAVID. SO THIS IS MY FIRST HONEYMOON. 132 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:46,800 TELL ME, WHAT WILL WE DO? 133 00:07:46,834 --> 00:07:47,968 WELL, IT'S GONNA BE 134 00:07:48,001 --> 00:07:50,237 SEVEN DAYS, SEVEN NIGHTS, 135 00:07:50,270 --> 00:07:51,839 HIKE THROUGH THE WILDERNESS, 136 00:07:51,872 --> 00:07:53,907 GORGEOUS VISTAS, RUGGED OVERLOOKS. 137 00:07:53,941 --> 00:07:55,776 THAT SOUNDS AMAZING, DAVID. 138 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:58,278 AND ON THE LAST DAY, THERE'S A SPECIAL TREAT. 139 00:07:58,311 --> 00:08:00,648 ONE NIGHT IN THE BIG PINEY 140 00:08:00,681 --> 00:08:01,982 WILDERNESS LODGE. 141 00:08:02,015 --> 00:08:04,618 OOH, SOUNDS VERY ROMANTIC. 142 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:07,120 YEAH, THAT'S... 143 00:08:07,154 --> 00:08:09,122 KINDA THE WEIRD THING ABOUT THIS. 144 00:08:09,156 --> 00:08:10,658 HOW MANY BEDS? 145 00:08:10,691 --> 00:08:12,225 ONE BED. 146 00:08:12,259 --> 00:08:14,928 BUT I'M SURE THEY WILL BRING A COT IN OR SOMETHING. 147 00:08:14,962 --> 00:08:16,196 UH! GOT YOU! 148 00:08:16,229 --> 00:08:18,098 OKAY, SO WE WILL "COT" THE BED IN HALF 149 00:08:18,131 --> 00:08:20,934 -TO MAKE TWO BEDS? -NO-- GOD, NO, NO! 150 00:08:20,968 --> 00:08:23,937 A COT IS LIKE A SMALLER BED 151 00:08:23,971 --> 00:08:26,740 THAT THEY CAN LEND US IN ADDITION TO THE ONE BED. 152 00:08:26,774 --> 00:08:28,709 SO WE'LL HAVE THREE BEDS? 153 00:08:28,742 --> 00:08:30,210 FAIR ENOUGH. 154 00:08:30,243 --> 00:08:34,314 * WON'T YOU COME BACK HERE AGAIN? * 155 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:38,151 * I'M THE COUNTRY GENTLEMEN * 156 00:08:38,185 --> 00:08:42,322 * DON'T COUNT YOUR BATTLES JUST FAMILY AND FRIENDS * 157 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:46,994 * I'M THE COUNTRY GENTLEMEN * 158 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:48,662 DAVID, I'VE HEARD THERE ARE MAGICAL CREATURES 159 00:08:48,696 --> 00:08:50,263 -IN THIS FOREST? -NO, THERE ARE NOT. 160 00:08:50,297 --> 00:08:53,634 YEAH, LIKE YETIS AND LEPRECHAUNS, WEREWOLVES. 161 00:08:53,667 --> 00:08:55,603 THE SASQUATCH. 162 00:08:55,636 --> 00:08:57,805 OKAY, I'LL TELL YOU RIGHT NOW THAT DOES NOT EXIST. 163 00:08:57,838 --> 00:08:59,807 I'VE SEEN PHOTOS OF SASQUATCH. 164 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:02,175 WELL, I'VE SEEN PHOTOS OF GODZILLA. 165 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:05,045 HAVE YOU SEEN "DIE HARD 2"? 166 00:09:05,078 --> 00:09:07,347 I HAVE NOT SEEN "DIE HARD 2." 167 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:10,350 SO MAYBE THE FILM DOESN'T EXIST. 168 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:11,619 YEAH. 169 00:09:19,827 --> 00:09:21,662 * WHEN A FRIEND AND ANOTHER FRIEND * 170 00:09:21,695 --> 00:09:23,030 * ARE GOING THROUGH THE FOREST* 171 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:25,198 * FOR SOME ADVENTURING TIMES * 172 00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:26,734 * WHAT WILL THEY SEE? 173 00:09:26,767 --> 00:09:28,001 * NOBODY KNOWS 174 00:09:28,035 --> 00:09:29,336 -WAIT, WAIT. -* THEY WILL JUST GO-- 175 00:09:29,369 --> 00:09:31,872 SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH. HELLO? 176 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:35,108 SHUT UP. YOU'RE KIDDING ME. 177 00:09:35,142 --> 00:09:37,210 YOU KNOW, I WILL HAVE MY PHONE ON ME ALL WEEK. 178 00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:39,212 I'M REACHABLE. OKAY, BYE. 179 00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:41,148 WOO HOO HOO! THAT WAS MY AGENT. 180 00:09:41,181 --> 00:09:43,150 -YEAH? -OKAY, I WENT IN 181 00:09:43,183 --> 00:09:45,285 FOR THIS LEWIS AND CLARK BIO PIC FOR WILLIAM CLARK. 182 00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:47,821 THEY REALLY LIKE ME, AND I'M GONNA FIND OUT 183 00:09:47,855 --> 00:09:50,658 -IN THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS. -OH, DAVID, I'M SO HAPPY. 184 00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:55,228 YOU-- YOU THINK I'LL GET RECEPTION, RIGHT? 185 00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:57,097 -OH, IN THE FOREST? -YEAH. 186 00:09:57,130 --> 00:09:58,866 N-NO. NO, NO. 187 00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:02,135 WE'RE IN THE BOONIE-DOCKS RIGHT NOW. 188 00:10:09,376 --> 00:10:10,911 -YOU READY? -YEAH. 189 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:12,813 I ENTERED US IN THE REGISTRY, DAVID. 190 00:10:12,846 --> 00:10:15,182 THIS WAY, IF A SASQUATCH OR SOMETHING EATS US, 191 00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:17,084 OUR PARENTS WILL FIND OUR LIMBS OKAY. 192 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:19,920 THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. 193 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:22,355 - HAHA! LET'S DO THIS! - OH, YEAH. 194 00:10:22,389 --> 00:10:24,191 BOUND IT, DAVID. BOUND IT. 195 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:31,364 HO-HOO! 196 00:10:31,398 --> 00:10:32,900 -ARE YOU LOOKING AT THIS, FLULA? -I SEE IT, DAVID. 197 00:10:32,933 --> 00:10:34,101 -WHAT DID I TELL YOU? -I LOVE IT. 198 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:36,303 EXACTLY WHAT I NEEDED. 199 00:10:36,336 --> 00:10:39,840 THIS IS MY THERAPY. MY ANTIDEPRESSANT. 200 00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:41,341 SUCK IT IN, DAVID, SUCK IT IN. 201 00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:43,043 WHAT DOES IT BRING TO MIND FOR YOU? 202 00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:45,813 IT'S LIKE HEAVEN, BUT WITH REAL TREES. 203 00:10:45,846 --> 00:10:48,015 THIS IS THE GREATEST THING. 204 00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:02,763 "THE WOODED COUNTRY, 205 00:11:02,796 --> 00:11:04,765 THROUGH WHICH WE NOW PASS 206 00:11:04,798 --> 00:11:07,134 IS THE MOST RUGGED AND MOST BEAUTIFUL 207 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:08,335 I HAVE EVER SEEN. 208 00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:14,107 BUT THIS BEAUTY BELIES SURELY BELIES SOME UNKNOWN DANGER. 209 00:11:14,141 --> 00:11:15,876 I AM NO COWARD, BUT I FEAR 210 00:11:15,909 --> 00:11:19,212 THAT NOT ALL WILL MAKE IT ACROSS THE CONTINENT. 211 00:11:19,246 --> 00:11:22,115 BUT FOR NOW, ALL ARE IN GOOD SPIRITS. 212 00:11:22,149 --> 00:11:25,185 NOT A WHISPER OF DISCONTENT CAN BE HEARD AMONG THE MEN. 213 00:11:25,218 --> 00:11:27,154 WE ACT IN UNISON 214 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,956 WITH THE MOST PERFECT HARMONY." 215 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:33,861 OKAY. 216 00:11:33,894 --> 00:11:36,029 DAVID, CAN WE INCREASE OUR PACE A BIT? 217 00:11:36,063 --> 00:11:37,197 OH, GOD. 218 00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:40,233 HEY, DAVID, WE'RE SLOWING DOWN. 219 00:11:40,267 --> 00:11:42,169 MOVE THOSE TINY LEGS. 220 00:11:45,906 --> 00:11:47,107 GOOD GOD. 221 00:11:48,475 --> 00:11:51,244 WHOA. WHAT'S THE ALTITUDE HERE? 222 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:01,288 WOW, THESE, UH-- 223 00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:02,856 THESE PACKS ARE HEAVY, HUH? 224 00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:05,192 -NO, NOT REALLY. -PRETTY LIGHT. 225 00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:08,361 - ARE YOU OKAY? - YEAH, I JUST, UH-- 226 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:11,398 THINK THAT MORNING BOTTLE OF ROSÉ IS CATCHING UP TO ME. 227 00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:13,366 THAT WAS A BAD IDEA. 228 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,903 LET'S SWEAT IT OUT. COME. 229 00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:18,071 JUST PUSH OUT THAT ROSÉ, 230 00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:20,908 PUSH IT OUT YOUR PORES, DAVID. 231 00:12:20,941 --> 00:12:22,242 -DAVID? -OH, MY GOD. 232 00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:04,117 -OH, MY GOD. -DON'T LET THE TRAIL HIKE YOU. 233 00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:05,418 YOU MUST HIKE THE TRAIL, DAVID. 234 00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:07,187 COME. 235 00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:08,889 HAHA-HAH! 236 00:13:08,922 --> 00:13:10,123 YEAH! 237 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,231 FEEL IT IN YOUR LUNGS, DAVID. 238 00:13:18,265 --> 00:13:21,401 MY LEGS ARE TINGLING. 239 00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:27,274 OH, NATURE. YOU'RE SO REFRESHING. 240 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:28,976 YOU'RE LIKE AN ARNOLD PALMER. 241 00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:31,111 YOU'RE LIKE A CIGARETTE. 242 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:34,381 BUT NOT FILLED WITH NICOTINE, YOU'RE FILLED WITH... 243 00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:36,583 NATURE. WOO AHH! 244 00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:38,251 I CAN'T FEEL MY BUTT. 245 00:13:39,419 --> 00:13:41,922 AH HAHA HAH! 246 00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:44,391 NATURE, I SUCK YOU IN. 247 00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:55,435 OH, MY GOD. 248 00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:26,099 I CAN'T FEEL MY TOES, WHICH I UNDERSTAND, 249 00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:29,469 BUT I CAN'T FEEL MY FINGERS, WHICH SCARES ME. 250 00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,441 HOW FAR DID WE WALK TODAY, DAVID? 251 00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:41,248 WE WALKED TWO POINT-- 252 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,518 JUST TWO MILES. 253 00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:49,289 HOW MANY MORE MILES REMAIN? 254 00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:50,590 84. 255 00:14:55,362 --> 00:14:57,264 I THINK WE NEED TO WALK FASTER. 256 00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:04,331 YEAH, OKAY. 257 00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:06,033 ALL RIGHT, DAVID. 258 00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:07,400 WE ARE READY FOR A HIKE. 259 00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:13,440 OH, DAVID, DO YOU KNOW HOW LIKE, WHEN-- 260 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,208 WHEN SMALL THINGS YOU CARRY THEM, 261 00:16:15,242 --> 00:16:17,677 THEY HELP YOU MOVE FASTER MORE NIMBLE LIKE A LEOPARD? 262 00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:19,346 LET ME SHOW YOU A TRICK FROM MY FATHER 263 00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:21,781 I LEARNED ON A VOLKSMARCH. 264 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,150 -HERE. -OKAY. 265 00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:25,652 YEAH, HERE WE GO. 266 00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:28,388 UGH. YEAH. SIEST DU? 267 00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:30,223 YOU'VE BEHEADED MY TOOTHBRUSH. 268 00:16:30,257 --> 00:16:32,625 NOW IT'S SIX GRAMS LIGHTER, APPROXIMATE. 269 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:35,195 WHAT DO I DO WITH THE OTHER 95 PERCENT OF IT? 270 00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:37,797 OH, YOU WILL CARRY THAT IN YOUR POCKET UNTIL WE FIND A TRASHCAN. 271 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,232 -YEAH, YEAH, THAT'S, UH... -EXCELLENT. 272 00:16:39,266 --> 00:16:41,734 THEN YOU WILL MOVE FASTER, YES? 273 00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:44,304 GOING ON A HIKE WITH MY FRIEND DAVID. 274 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:46,306 WHO IS RIGHT BEHIND ME FOR SURE. 275 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:48,341 OH, LOOK, I FOUND-- I FOUND A PYRAMID 276 00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:50,243 -OR SOMETHING INTERESTING. -OKAY, WAIT UP. 277 00:16:50,277 --> 00:16:52,412 YOU SHOULD SEE IT. IT'S DISAPPEARING QUICK. 278 00:16:57,617 --> 00:17:01,188 THERE'S SO MANY GREAT SOUNDS HERE, DAVID. 279 00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:03,390 "ONE OF OUR GREAT TASKS 280 00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:04,757 IS TO RECORD NATIVE SPECIMENS 281 00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:07,760 IN THIS NEW PART OF THE CONTINENT." 282 00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:11,298 NOTE, RECORD LEAF SLAPS. 283 00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:14,301 "MERIWETHER HAS TAKEN A KEEN INTEREST IN THIS. 284 00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:18,205 EVEN EMPLOYING A SPECIAL APPARATUS IN THESE PURSUITS." 285 00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:21,641 IT'S PHOTOSYNTHESIZING. RIGHT NOW. 286 00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:24,077 "I TOO HAVE JOINED MERIWETHER IN THIS ENDEAVOR." 287 00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:25,512 -IT'S GROSS. -AH. 288 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:28,415 RECORD MORE PHOTOSYNTHESIS FOR MY SYNTHESIZER. 289 00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:30,617 "AND I AM EAGER TO ASSIST IN THE PROCESS." 290 00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:32,319 WHAT'RE YOU DOING, MAN? 291 00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:33,553 I'M RECORDING SOUNDS FOR THIS SONG. 292 00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:35,288 WHAT SONG? 293 00:17:35,322 --> 00:17:37,657 IT'S THE GREATEST SONG THAT I'VE EVER WRITTEN. 294 00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:39,526 UH, I SEE IT HAS NOT BEEN WRITTEN YET. 295 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:41,628 WELL, THAT'S WHAT'S NOW IS FOR. 296 00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:46,466 WAIT, STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP. 297 00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:48,168 -DO THAT AGAIN. NO. -WHAT? 298 00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:49,669 -BACK, BACK. -WHAT? 299 00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:51,838 LIKE, SHH, LIKE THIS, JUST GO LIKE THIS. 300 00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:53,573 -WHY DON'T YOU JUST DO IT? -YOU DO IT. 301 00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:57,377 AGAIN. MORE. 302 00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:58,778 -WHAT IS HAPPENING? -SHH! 303 00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:01,648 "THOUGH HIS METHODOLOGY 304 00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:02,782 IS SOMETIMES PERPLEXING"... 305 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:10,257 "WIND TREE BLOW." RECORD TOMORROW. 306 00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:12,759 "I HAVE NO DOUBT THAT THE PRESIDENT 307 00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:16,529 -AND FUTURE GENERATIONS OF SCHOLARS"... -OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 308 00:18:16,563 --> 00:18:18,865 ..."WILL BE MUCH DELIGHTED WITH OUR NEW DISCOVERIES." 309 00:18:22,202 --> 00:18:24,604 -THIS IS PERFECT C-MINOR. -MM. 310 00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:26,206 -YOU KNOW? -YEAH. 311 00:18:26,239 --> 00:18:28,175 I PEE IN THE KEY OF C-MINOR. 312 00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:29,476 YOU DO? 313 00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:31,911 IN A STANDARD TOILET, OR COURSE. 314 00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,613 WE'LL RECORD THAT LATER. 315 00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:27,634 CAN YOU PASS ME THE GORP? 316 00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,638 -SORRY, WHAT? -THE GORP. 317 00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:33,240 -THE GORP? -THE GORP. 318 00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:34,274 -GORP? -THE GORP. 319 00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:35,608 -THE GORP? -GORP. 320 00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:38,411 -WHAT'S THIS? -IT STANDS FOR, UM... 321 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,549 IT'S... 322 00:19:42,582 --> 00:19:43,716 CAN I HAVE THE TRAIL MIX? 323 00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:45,752 -OH, YEAH, SURE. -THANK YOU. 324 00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:47,487 THAT WAS RIGHT THERE. 325 00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:52,692 YOU KNOW, FLULA, 326 00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:55,295 LEWIS AND CLARK HIKED THROUGH HERE OVER 200 YEARS AGO. 327 00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:58,398 COULDA... SLEPT RIGHT HERE. 328 00:19:58,431 --> 00:20:02,469 THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD RESEARCH IF I GET THE PART. 329 00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:04,771 DO YOU THINK LEWIS URINATED ON THAT TREE? 330 00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:06,005 THAT TREE? 331 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:07,674 -MM-HMM. -NO. 332 00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,809 BUT IF THEY CAMPED HERE, YOU KNOW, TO LEAVE THE TENT 333 00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:10,943 -AND THEN-- -ALLOW ME FOR A SECOND. 334 00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:12,879 CLARK HAD A SLAVE NAMED YORK 335 00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:15,248 WHO DID THE ENTIRE JOURNEY WITH THEM. 336 00:20:15,282 --> 00:20:18,885 YORK ACTUALLY SAVED MERIWEATHER LEWIS FROM A GRISSLY ATTACK, 337 00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:22,489 HE WAS REVERED AS A BRAVE AND-- AND GIANT OF A MAN 338 00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:24,691 BY THE LOCAL INDIAN TRIBES. 339 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:27,594 AT THE END OF THE JOURNEY, CLARK WHIPPED YORK 340 00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:30,697 FOR NOT WANTING TO GO BACK AS A SLAVE. 341 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,899 -WHAT? -AWFUL. 342 00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:34,701 -THAT'S TERRIBLE. -YEAH, IT'S DEPRESSING PART OF THE SCRIPT, 343 00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,769 AND I'M TRYING TO HAVE THEM TWEAK THE ENDING. 344 00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:39,406 I HAVE AN IDEA. DOING SOME WORK ON CLARK, CLARK WOULDN'T SAY THAT. 345 00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:41,508 CLARK WOULD SAY SOMETHING LIKE, UH, I LOVE YOU. 346 00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:45,812 YOU DID IT WITH US. I SET YOU FREE. 347 00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:47,847 -GO HAVE A LIFE. -GO, BE FREE. 348 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:49,682 THAT'S MY TAKE. JUST GO. 349 00:20:49,716 --> 00:20:52,552 -I LIKE THAT, DAVID. -THANK YOU. 350 00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:55,422 -DO YOU KNOW ANOTHER THING I LIKE? -WHAT'S THAT? 351 00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:56,989 FAST LUNCHES AND HARD HIKES. 352 00:20:57,023 --> 00:20:58,458 OH, YOU'RE DONE. 353 00:20:58,491 --> 00:21:00,760 DAVID, I'M FIGHTING TIME. 354 00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:03,963 IN 60 YEARS, I'LL BE DUST AND MOLECULES. 355 00:21:03,996 --> 00:21:05,532 WOW. 356 00:21:05,565 --> 00:21:07,033 SO, SUCK IT, TIME. 357 00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:08,601 I'M GONNA HIKE ON YOUR FACE. RIGHT? 358 00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:11,037 I'LL TAKE MY BREAK WHEN WE HIKE. 359 00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:14,607 THE YOUNG BIRD GETS, UH-- GETS ALL THE WORMS. 360 00:21:14,641 --> 00:21:17,009 MEANS A TARDY BIRD JUST-- UGH, 361 00:21:17,043 --> 00:21:19,078 EATS GRAVEL OR, YOU KNOW, 362 00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:20,880 SAND. 363 00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:23,950 OTHER WORMS THAT ARE DEAD AND SMELL BAD. 364 00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:28,321 COME ON, DAVID! 365 00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:52,011 LOOK, DAVID, A HUMAN. 366 00:21:52,044 --> 00:21:54,481 -HEY, THERE! -UH! JEEZ. 367 00:21:54,514 --> 00:21:56,616 GOD! JEEZ! 368 00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:58,918 YOU GUYS JUST SCARED ME SO MUCH. 369 00:21:58,951 --> 00:22:01,521 I HAVEN'T SEEN SOMEBODY IN A LONG TIME. 370 00:22:01,554 --> 00:22:03,055 HEY, WHAT'RE YOU GUYS DOING OUT HERE? 371 00:22:03,089 --> 00:22:05,592 -OH, WE ARE ON A HONEYMOON. -OH. 372 00:22:05,625 --> 00:22:07,360 THAT'S AWESOME! CONGRATULATIONS. 373 00:22:07,394 --> 00:22:08,895 WE'RE-- HE-- WE'RE ON MY HONEYMOON. 374 00:22:08,928 --> 00:22:10,863 HE'S COMING ALONG WITH ME ON MY HONEYMOON, SO... 375 00:22:10,897 --> 00:22:13,833 -HAVE A WONDERFUL LIFE TOGETHER. -LET'S BE CLEAR-- FRIENDS. 376 00:22:13,866 --> 00:22:16,035 -WE ARE HONEY-BUDDIES. -YOU GUYS ARE GONNA MAKE A BEAUTIFUL FAMILY. 377 00:22:16,068 --> 00:22:17,370 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE KIDS, RIGHT? 378 00:22:17,404 --> 00:22:18,705 -YES. -AWESOME. 379 00:22:18,738 --> 00:22:20,573 -WITH OTHER PEOPLE. -MAZEL TOV. 380 00:22:20,607 --> 00:22:21,941 THANK YOU. 381 00:22:21,974 --> 00:22:23,710 I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU GUYS. 382 00:22:23,743 --> 00:22:26,045 SERIOUSLY. 383 00:22:26,078 --> 00:22:27,680 DID YOU HEAR THAT? 384 00:22:27,714 --> 00:22:29,716 WHAT IS IT? 385 00:22:32,151 --> 00:22:33,786 I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING. 386 00:22:35,788 --> 00:22:37,089 WHAT'RE YOU HEARING? 387 00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:41,794 IT'S GONE. 388 00:22:41,828 --> 00:22:43,930 IS IT SASQUATCH? 389 00:22:43,963 --> 00:22:46,466 -AH... -IS IT A MINOTAUR? 390 00:22:46,499 --> 00:22:48,601 -UM... -IT'S A YETI. 391 00:22:49,969 --> 00:22:53,039 WE HAVE TWO IN GERMANY. 392 00:22:53,072 --> 00:22:56,576 WELL, UM, NOT-- NOT TO FREAK YOU GUYS OUT OR ANYTHING, 393 00:22:56,609 --> 00:22:58,911 BUT ENJOY YOUR TIME TOGETHER. 394 00:22:58,945 --> 00:23:01,848 -OKAY. -'CAUSE THERE'S THESE, UM-- 395 00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:03,583 THERE'S WOLVES. 396 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:08,988 WAS THAT A WOLF? 397 00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:13,593 YEAH. THEY'RE GOVERNMENT EXPERIMENT WOLVES. 398 00:23:13,626 --> 00:23:16,763 YEAH, THEY'RE PUMPED WITH GMOS, 399 00:23:16,796 --> 00:23:19,432 AND THEY ARE MASSIVE, HUGE ANIMALS. 400 00:23:19,466 --> 00:23:22,602 THEY KILL FOR PLEASURE AND THEY'RE FANGS ARE HUGE. 401 00:23:22,635 --> 00:23:24,771 AND THEY LEAVE THEY'RE KILL SO THAT YOU SEE IT, 402 00:23:24,804 --> 00:23:29,141 SO THAT YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE THE ONE THAT IS BEING HUNTED. 403 00:23:29,175 --> 00:23:32,979 THEY'VE GOT THESE HUGE GIANT VELOCIRAPTOR CLAWS. 404 00:23:38,050 --> 00:23:39,886 BUT, LISTEN. 405 00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:41,554 HAVE A GREAT HONEYMOON, 406 00:23:41,588 --> 00:23:43,556 ENJOY YOUR TIME TOGETHER. 407 00:23:43,590 --> 00:23:46,459 JUST BE COOL, OKAY? 408 00:23:46,493 --> 00:23:47,960 DON'T SWEAT... 409 00:23:47,994 --> 00:23:50,530 BECAUSE THEY SMELL THE SWEAT. 410 00:23:50,563 --> 00:23:52,532 AND, UM, LISTEN, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A-- A-- 411 00:23:52,565 --> 00:23:56,168 A HONEYMOON PRESENT BECAUSE I LIKE YOU GUYS. 412 00:23:56,202 --> 00:23:57,770 THEY'RE REALLY GOOD. 413 00:23:57,804 --> 00:23:59,472 I GREW 'EM MYSELF. 414 00:23:59,506 --> 00:24:01,774 I'M TAKING THIS LITTLE FAMILY WITH ME 415 00:24:01,808 --> 00:24:03,776 BECAUSE I WATCHED THEM GROW. 416 00:24:03,810 --> 00:24:07,980 THERE'S NORBERTO AND REGINA. 417 00:24:08,014 --> 00:24:11,818 AND, UH, RAUL, AND SEBASTIAN-- 418 00:24:11,851 --> 00:24:14,086 HE'S THE YOUNGEST ONE OF THE FAMILY. 419 00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:17,824 AND THEY ARE-- MM. 420 00:24:17,857 --> 00:24:20,660 SO, LISTEN. 421 00:24:20,693 --> 00:24:22,529 ENJOY YOUR HONEYMOON. ENJOY THE HIKE. 422 00:24:22,562 --> 00:24:24,831 ENJOY MOTHER NATURE. 423 00:24:28,668 --> 00:24:31,137 HEY, WAIT A SECOND. 424 00:24:31,170 --> 00:24:34,273 "LITTLE GENIUS." JESUS CHRIST, THAT'S IT. 425 00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:35,875 WITH THE LITTLE ROBOT GUY. 426 00:24:35,908 --> 00:24:37,209 THAT WAS MY FAVORITE PART. 427 00:24:37,243 --> 00:24:39,045 "DOES NOT COMPUTE." 428 00:24:39,078 --> 00:24:41,614 "DOES NOT COMPUTE. IT DOES NOT COMPUTE." 429 00:24:41,648 --> 00:24:44,116 -THAT WAS THE ROBOT'S LINE. -IT DOES NOT COMPUTE. 430 00:24:44,150 --> 00:24:45,752 I WAS THE BOY NEXT TO THE ROBOT. 431 00:24:45,785 --> 00:24:48,721 HE WAS THE MOST HUMAN PART OF THAT WHOLE SHOW. 432 00:24:48,755 --> 00:24:51,958 YEAH, EVERYBODY ELSE WAS MORE LIKE ROBOTS. 433 00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:54,060 THANKS FOR BEING PART OF MY LIFE. 434 00:24:56,829 --> 00:24:57,697 ALL RIGHT. 435 00:25:01,167 --> 00:25:03,670 THAT'S TERRIFYING ABOUT THE WOLVES, DAVID. 436 00:25:03,703 --> 00:25:05,071 OH, DON'T BELIEVE THE WOLVES. 437 00:25:24,657 --> 00:25:27,827 DAVID, I HAVE A QUESTION ABOUT YOUR MOVIE. 438 00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:30,029 I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU WERE SAYING EARLIER 439 00:25:30,062 --> 00:25:32,599 ABOUT SUPERMAN OWNING A SLAVE. 440 00:25:32,632 --> 00:25:34,033 -WHAT? -WELL, 441 00:25:34,066 --> 00:25:37,003 WE HAVE LEWIS AND CLARK-- LEWIS LOVES CLARK 442 00:25:37,036 --> 00:25:39,171 OF COURSE-- THEY'RE LOVERS, 443 00:25:39,205 --> 00:25:41,340 CLARK IS ALWAYS IN THE PHONE BOOTH, 444 00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:44,343 AND THEN HE'S SUPERMAN, SO, WHY IS HE-- 445 00:25:44,376 --> 00:25:46,178 WHOA, WHOA, BACK UP. 446 00:25:46,212 --> 00:25:50,983 UM, LOIS AND CLARK KENT ARE FICTITIOUS CHARACTERS. 447 00:25:51,017 --> 00:25:53,720 LEWIS AND CLARK ARE ACTUAL EXPLORERS 448 00:25:53,753 --> 00:25:56,589 WHO EXPLORE THIS AREA. 449 00:25:56,623 --> 00:25:59,191 OKAY, I-- I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHO IS WHO, 450 00:25:59,225 --> 00:26:01,628 BUT I WANT TO GO ON THE RECORD AND TELL YOU 451 00:26:01,661 --> 00:26:03,663 THAT I AM AGAINST SLAVERY. 452 00:26:03,696 --> 00:26:04,864 SO... 453 00:26:04,897 --> 00:26:06,365 IF YOU GET THE ROLE, 454 00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:08,801 I MAY NOT GO TO THE PREMIERE. 455 00:26:08,835 --> 00:26:11,671 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START. 456 00:26:11,704 --> 00:26:13,339 HOW IS HE LIKE--? HE'S LIKE SUPER FAST. 457 00:26:13,372 --> 00:26:14,874 FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET, 458 00:26:14,907 --> 00:26:16,342 MORE POWER THAN A "LOCOMOTION." 459 00:26:16,375 --> 00:26:17,910 OH, YES, AND HE OWNS A SLAVE, 460 00:26:17,944 --> 00:26:20,680 'CAUSE HE CANNOT CARRY HIS KNAPSACK? 461 00:26:20,713 --> 00:26:22,114 THAT'S WRONG, SUPERMAN. 462 00:26:30,356 --> 00:26:32,659 "MY DEAREST LOVE. 463 00:26:32,692 --> 00:26:36,929 I WRITE TO YOU FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CONTINENT 464 00:26:36,963 --> 00:26:40,066 WITH NO KNOWLEDGE OF WHEN OR IF 465 00:26:40,099 --> 00:26:41,868 YOU WILL EVER RECEIVE THESE WORDS." 466 00:26:44,103 --> 00:26:46,238 "I KNOW THAT WHEN WE LAST SAW EACH OTHER 467 00:26:46,272 --> 00:26:48,340 OUR HEARTS WERE HEAVY. 468 00:26:48,374 --> 00:26:50,209 AND I PRAY THIS FINDS YOU IN BETTER SPIRITS 469 00:26:50,242 --> 00:26:51,878 LIVING A LIFE FULFILLED. 470 00:26:56,182 --> 00:26:58,885 FOR ME, THIS NEW ENDEAVOR 471 00:26:58,918 --> 00:27:00,853 HAS BEEN A WORK OF STAGGERING DIFFICULTY 472 00:27:00,887 --> 00:27:03,289 AND, YET, THE REWARDS ARE MANY, 473 00:27:03,322 --> 00:27:05,658 AND WE MAKE GREAT PROGRESS. 474 00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:09,729 I AM LUCKY TO TRAVEL WITH A MAN 475 00:27:09,762 --> 00:27:12,231 SUCH AS MERIWETHER... 476 00:27:12,264 --> 00:27:13,966 UNIQUELY QUALIFIED 477 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,702 TO LEAD THIS EXPEDITION. 478 00:27:33,986 --> 00:27:35,855 I WAS THINKING THIS MORNING 479 00:27:35,888 --> 00:27:37,824 OF THE DAYS WE FIRST MET IN KENTUCKY 480 00:27:37,857 --> 00:27:40,226 AND WHAT A JOYOUS TIME THAT WAS." 481 00:27:41,861 --> 00:27:44,396 UGH! 482 00:27:44,430 --> 00:27:46,699 -BRILLIANT. THAT WAS A GOOD ONE. -GREAT. 483 00:27:46,733 --> 00:27:48,034 -THAT WAS A GOOD ONE. -OH, GOOD. I FELT REALLY GOOD ABOUT IT. 484 00:27:48,067 --> 00:27:50,169 YOU FOOLED THE BIKER OVER THERE. 485 00:27:50,202 --> 00:27:52,071 -YES. -PLAY ACTING. 486 00:27:52,104 --> 00:27:53,906 SO WATCH ME DO THIS TO YOU. 487 00:27:53,940 --> 00:27:55,274 -OKAY. -OH, CRAIG. 488 00:27:55,307 --> 00:27:57,309 OH! HOW DID THAT-- YEAH? 489 00:27:57,343 --> 00:27:58,377 -OH-- BOOM! -OH! 490 00:27:58,410 --> 00:27:59,979 -OH! -HAH! 491 00:28:00,012 --> 00:28:01,814 AGAIN. DON'T DO THIS IN A STREET FIGHT. 492 00:28:01,848 --> 00:28:03,816 -OKAY. -'CAUSE YOU WON'T MAKE CONTACT. 493 00:28:03,850 --> 00:28:05,351 -BUT THIS ISN'T GOOD, RIGHT? -NO, IT'S JUST TERRIBLE. 494 00:28:05,384 --> 00:28:07,787 YOU DON'T WANT TO TELEGRAPH IT IN A STREET FIGHT. 495 00:28:07,820 --> 00:28:10,122 YOU WANT TO TELEGRAPH IT FOR THE AMERICAN VIEWER. 496 00:28:10,156 --> 00:28:12,191 -RIGHT. -YEAH, OR WHOEVER GETS IT ABROAD. 497 00:28:12,224 --> 00:28:15,194 YOU DON'T NEED THAT. YOU NEED-- BOOM! 498 00:28:15,227 --> 00:28:17,296 -OKAY, I'M GONNA DO ONE MORE, OKAY? -OKAY, GO FOR IT. 499 00:28:17,329 --> 00:28:19,065 -OW! -OH, MY GOD! 500 00:28:19,098 --> 00:28:21,300 -OH GOD, ARE YOU OKAY? -YEAH, YEAH, I'M FAKING. 501 00:28:21,333 --> 00:28:23,002 -OH, MY GOD. I'M SO SORRY. -WOW! 502 00:28:23,035 --> 00:28:24,403 -THAT'S OKAY. -I'M SO SORRY. 503 00:28:24,436 --> 00:28:26,238 YOU CAME SO CLOSE THAT YOU ACTUALLY HIT ME. 504 00:28:26,272 --> 00:28:28,140 -THAT'S HOW CLOSE YOU CAME. -YEAH, IT WAS PRETTY GOOD. 505 00:28:28,174 --> 00:28:30,276 -I REALLY FELT IT THAT TIME. -BY THE WAY, IT DOESN'T HURT. 506 00:28:30,309 --> 00:28:31,944 -OH, GOD. -IT'S FINE. IT'S FINE. 507 00:28:31,978 --> 00:28:33,279 MY EYES ARE ONLY WATERING 'CAUSE OF MY NOSE 508 00:28:33,312 --> 00:28:34,914 -IS REALLY SENSITIVE. -OH, RIGHT. 509 00:28:38,284 --> 00:28:41,187 "I HOPE THAT SOMEDAY YOU WILL READ THIS LETTER. 510 00:28:41,220 --> 00:28:44,523 AND IF SOMEHOW I RETURN HOME AGAIN, 511 00:28:44,556 --> 00:28:46,893 THAT OUR EYES WILL MEET ONCE MORE. 512 00:28:49,328 --> 00:28:51,397 YOURS, WILLIAM CLARK." 513 00:28:52,498 --> 00:28:55,034 AH! DAVID! 514 00:28:55,067 --> 00:28:56,936 HELP, DAVID! I'M TRAPPED! 515 00:28:56,969 --> 00:28:59,806 AH! OH, DAVID! 516 00:28:59,839 --> 00:29:01,173 DAVID, HELP! 517 00:29:02,875 --> 00:29:04,743 HELP, DAVID! 518 00:29:07,013 --> 00:29:08,114 OH, GOD! 519 00:29:09,215 --> 00:29:11,918 DAVID! DAVID, HELP! 520 00:29:11,951 --> 00:29:13,452 -OH, MY GOD! -ROCK HIT ME! 521 00:29:13,485 --> 00:29:14,954 -OH, DAVID! -WHAT HAPPENED? 522 00:29:14,987 --> 00:29:18,490 THE ROCKS! THE ROCKS! I WAS RECORDING A TONE! 523 00:29:18,524 --> 00:29:20,559 OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! 524 00:29:20,592 --> 00:29:22,394 AH! 525 00:29:22,428 --> 00:29:24,263 DUDE, I'M GETTING NO SERVICE. WE CAN'T CALL OUT. 526 00:29:24,296 --> 00:29:26,565 -I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. -PRETEND I'M LIKE JAMES FRANCO. 527 00:29:26,598 --> 00:29:28,167 I'LL DO-- NO, NO, NO, NO! I CANNOT CUT YOU! 528 00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:29,936 -WE HAVE TO CUT IT, DAVID. -OH, NO, NO, NO... 529 00:29:29,969 --> 00:29:32,271 -NO, DAVID, YOU HAVE TO CUT IT. -I DIDN'T WANT TO DO THIS. 530 00:29:32,304 --> 00:29:35,241 -THIS IS MY HONEYMOON! -CUT IT, DAVID! I'M GONNA DIE! 531 00:29:35,274 --> 00:29:37,910 DAVID, YOU HAVE TO CUT IT. 532 00:29:37,944 --> 00:29:39,979 -TAKE IT. -OH, MY GOD. 533 00:29:40,012 --> 00:29:42,514 IF WE DON'T MAKE IT OUT, DAVID, SEND MY ARM TO MY DAD. 534 00:29:42,548 --> 00:29:44,216 MY FATHER WOULD LIKE MY ARM. 535 00:29:44,250 --> 00:29:47,386 -DON'T DO THE TENDONS. -ALL RIGHT. 536 00:29:47,419 --> 00:29:49,055 -THE TENDONS FIRST. -I NEED A COUNTDOWN. 537 00:29:49,088 --> 00:29:51,157 -THREE, TWO-- -NO, NO, BUT THEN WHAT? 538 00:29:51,190 --> 00:29:53,860 -WHAT? -DAVID! IF ANYBODY WOULD CUT MY ARM, 539 00:29:53,893 --> 00:29:56,062 I WOULD WANT IT TO BE YOU, DAVID. 540 00:29:56,095 --> 00:29:57,930 OH MAN, I'M SORRY, BUDDY. LET'S DO THIS, READY? 541 00:29:57,964 --> 00:29:59,198 -ONE... -TWO... 542 00:29:59,231 --> 00:30:02,334 THREE! 543 00:30:05,404 --> 00:30:07,907 -DAVID, A SNACK. -IS THAT KETCHUP? 544 00:30:07,940 --> 00:30:10,409 DO YOU HAVE SOME FRIES? 545 00:30:10,442 --> 00:30:13,212 -PERHAPS SOME HASH BROWNS. -THAT WAS REALLY ELABORATE. 546 00:30:13,245 --> 00:30:15,081 -DID I GET YOU? -YOU DID GET ME. 547 00:30:15,114 --> 00:30:18,384 THAT IS SO BIZARRE THAT YOU WOULD GO TO THAT LENGTH. 548 00:30:18,417 --> 00:30:20,853 -YOU ARE A SIX-YEAR-OLD-BOY. -MAYBE SEVEN. 549 00:30:20,887 --> 00:30:23,055 -IT'S GOING TO BE COMING. -I'M READY. 550 00:30:23,089 --> 00:30:24,957 THAT'S MY KNIFE, BY THE WAY. 551 00:30:24,991 --> 00:30:26,058 DO YOU HAVE A TOWEL? 552 00:30:45,044 --> 00:30:46,445 I GOT RECEPTION! 553 00:30:54,353 --> 00:30:56,188 RECEPTION'S GONE. 554 00:30:56,222 --> 00:30:58,024 DAVID! PUT DOWN YOUR PHONE, 555 00:30:58,057 --> 00:30:59,458 AND JOIN ME IN THESE WATERS. 556 00:31:03,195 --> 00:31:06,498 COME TAKE A FREEZING COLD BATH WITH ME, DAVID. YOU WILL LOVE IT. 557 00:31:06,532 --> 00:31:09,635 JUST IGNORE THE SHRINKAGE. 558 00:31:09,668 --> 00:31:11,637 DAVID, I HAVE GOOSE SKIN RIGHT NOW. 559 00:31:11,670 --> 00:31:13,872 IT FEELS SO GOOD. 560 00:31:15,274 --> 00:31:16,875 OH, HI, DUCKS. 561 00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:23,215 HOPIN' FOR A SIGNAL. 562 00:31:23,249 --> 00:31:25,117 I NEED TO KNOW IF I GOT THIS PART. 563 00:31:25,151 --> 00:31:26,919 COME, DAVID. 564 00:31:26,953 --> 00:31:29,255 INCREASE YOUR HIP-MOVING VELOCITY. LET'S GO. 565 00:31:29,288 --> 00:31:31,590 AND I HAVE TO TALK TO FRANKIE. 566 00:31:31,623 --> 00:31:34,360 OH, DAVID, STOP IT. FOCUS YOUR FACE ON THIS NATURE. 567 00:31:38,064 --> 00:31:41,433 "IT SEEMS WE ARE NOW BEYOND REACH OF THE KNOWN WORLD. 568 00:31:41,467 --> 00:31:43,235 I THINK OF THOSE AT HOME WHO HAVE NO KNOWLEDGE 569 00:31:43,269 --> 00:31:44,570 OF OUR WELL BEING." 570 00:31:44,603 --> 00:31:46,438 NOTHING. 571 00:31:46,472 --> 00:31:48,507 "IF WE ARE ALIVE OR DEAD." 572 00:32:10,262 --> 00:32:12,464 WHY DO YOU THINK FRANKIE CONTACTED ME? 573 00:32:12,498 --> 00:32:15,667 I MEAN, DO YOU THINK THAT SHE WANTS TO MOVE BACK IN WITH ME? 574 00:32:15,701 --> 00:32:18,070 I DON'T KNOW, DAVID. 575 00:32:18,104 --> 00:32:20,739 OKAY, ACCORDING TO THIS MAP, 576 00:32:20,772 --> 00:32:22,741 WE SHOULD GO ONTO THE OTHER SIDE OF THIS RIDGE, 577 00:32:22,774 --> 00:32:24,610 AND THERE COULD BE A TOWER OVER THERE. 578 00:32:24,643 --> 00:32:26,612 WE'RE SURROUNDED ONLY BY NATURE, DAVID. 579 00:32:26,645 --> 00:32:28,981 I DON'T THINK BEAVERS CAN BUILD CELL PHONE TOWERS. 580 00:32:29,015 --> 00:32:30,349 WELL, THE PHONE SAYS OTHERWISE. 581 00:32:42,394 --> 00:32:45,064 NOTHING STILL. 582 00:32:45,097 --> 00:32:47,666 DAVID, HERE. I'M SLIGHTLY TALLER. LET ME TRY. 583 00:32:49,635 --> 00:32:51,137 OKAY. 584 00:32:54,173 --> 00:32:56,475 UH! A LITTLE HIGHER. 585 00:32:56,508 --> 00:32:58,010 YEP. HERE WE GO. 586 00:32:58,044 --> 00:33:01,247 ALL RIGHT, CELL TOWERS. SMELL THIS PHONE. 587 00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:02,581 HA! WE GOT IT! 588 00:33:02,614 --> 00:33:03,682 -WE GOT-- -AH! 589 00:33:03,715 --> 00:33:05,651 OH, GOD! 590 00:33:05,684 --> 00:33:07,286 UGH! 591 00:33:09,321 --> 00:33:11,990 -OH, NO, NO! -OH, SCHEIßE. 592 00:33:20,099 --> 00:33:21,633 YEAH, IT'S COMPLETELY FUCKED. 593 00:33:21,667 --> 00:33:24,203 I'M SORRY, DAVID. SCHEIßE. 594 00:33:24,236 --> 00:33:26,205 HERE. GET YOUR PHONE OUT. 595 00:33:26,238 --> 00:33:27,739 I DIDN'T BRING IT. IT'S IN THE CAR. 596 00:33:27,773 --> 00:33:29,408 I-- I DIDN'T THINK WE WOULD HAVE SERVICE. 597 00:33:31,310 --> 00:33:34,180 -THE MAPS WERE IN THIS PHONE. -UH, NO, THAT'S OKAY. 598 00:33:34,213 --> 00:33:35,614 BEFORE IT BROKE, I CHECKED. 599 00:33:35,647 --> 00:33:38,150 WE HAVE TO GO TO LIKE A PLACE CALLED RED FOX. 600 00:33:38,184 --> 00:33:39,651 YEAH. 601 00:33:39,685 --> 00:33:42,154 WELL, DO YOU KNOW WHERE THAT IS? 602 00:33:42,188 --> 00:33:44,823 WE'LL FIND IT FOR SURE. 603 00:33:44,856 --> 00:33:48,227 HOW MANY RED FOXES ARE THERE, DAVID? RIGHT? 604 00:33:56,235 --> 00:33:58,304 UH, I THINK IT'S RED FOX HILLS. 605 00:33:58,337 --> 00:34:00,406 OH, YEAH, YEAH. WHY-- WHY-- WHY IS THAT? 606 00:34:00,439 --> 00:34:02,741 -IT'S IN MY GUTS. -UH, WE'RE GOING WITH YOUR GUTS NOW? 607 00:34:02,774 --> 00:34:04,743 THAT'S HOW WE'RE HIKING? 608 00:34:04,776 --> 00:34:07,713 WELL, WHAT WOULD LEWIS AND CLARK DO? 609 00:34:07,746 --> 00:34:10,516 THEY WOULD HAVE USED A NATIVE AMERICAN GUIDE 610 00:34:10,549 --> 00:34:12,684 OR A COMPASS. 611 00:34:12,718 --> 00:34:14,353 COMPASS? GREAT. LET'S USE THAT. 612 00:34:14,386 --> 00:34:17,356 OH, GOOD, YEAH. UH, THAT WAS ON MY PHONE. 613 00:34:17,389 --> 00:34:19,625 SO, DO YOU HAVE A GUIDE? 614 00:34:19,658 --> 00:34:21,227 I DON'T HAVE A GUIDE. 615 00:34:24,330 --> 00:34:26,332 -LET'S GO THAT WAY. -LET'S DO IT. 616 00:34:26,365 --> 00:34:27,599 IT'S PROBABLY ALL THE SAME. 617 00:34:38,677 --> 00:34:40,446 COME ON, DAVID. 618 00:34:43,582 --> 00:34:45,151 "WHEN I FIRST VIEWED THESE MOUNTAINS, 619 00:34:45,184 --> 00:34:47,719 I FELT A SUDDEN PLEASURE. 620 00:34:47,753 --> 00:34:50,522 BUT NOW, AS I REFLECT ON THE DIFFICULTIES 621 00:34:50,556 --> 00:34:53,325 WHICH THIS SNOWY BARRIER THROWS IN OUR WAY, 622 00:34:53,359 --> 00:34:57,196 AND THE SUFFERINGS AND HARDSHIPS OF OUR PARTY, 623 00:34:57,229 --> 00:34:58,697 IT IN SOME MEASURE COUNTER BALANCES 624 00:34:58,730 --> 00:35:00,499 THOSE FOND MEMORIES." 625 00:35:04,603 --> 00:35:06,905 AND WHAT ARE YOUR GUTS TELLING YOU NOW? 626 00:35:06,938 --> 00:35:09,508 I DON'T KNOW. MY GPS IS DOWN, DAVID. 627 00:35:09,541 --> 00:35:11,410 OH, YOU HAVE A GPS? 628 00:35:11,443 --> 00:35:13,179 YEAH. MY GUTS POSITIONING SYSTEM. 629 00:35:13,212 --> 00:35:16,182 IT'S NOT WORKING BECAUSE I'M HUNGRY. 630 00:35:16,215 --> 00:35:18,150 I THINK IT NEEDS A SANDWICH. 631 00:35:18,184 --> 00:35:21,353 "AFTER NARROWLY AVOIDING RUINESS INJURY"... 632 00:35:22,954 --> 00:35:25,524 COME, DAVID. 633 00:35:25,557 --> 00:35:29,728 ..."WE LOOK TO DESCENDING FROM THIS RETCHED MOUNTAIN 634 00:35:29,761 --> 00:35:32,731 WHICH WE HAVE NOW NAMED, 'WRETCHED MOUNTAIN.'" 635 00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:38,637 WELL, THIS WAS YOUR IDEA TO DO RED FOX HILLS. 636 00:35:38,670 --> 00:35:40,306 RED FOX IS AN IDIOT. 637 00:35:40,339 --> 00:35:42,774 WE CALL HILLS LIKE THIS IN GERMANY MOUNTAINS. 638 00:35:45,477 --> 00:35:47,679 "BUT WE TAKE JOY IN KNOWING THAT TONIGHT 639 00:35:47,713 --> 00:35:51,550 WE SHALL BED AT THE LAST OUTPOST OF CIVILIZATION." 640 00:35:58,990 --> 00:36:00,592 I CALLED MY AGENT. 641 00:36:00,626 --> 00:36:01,960 IT'S BETWEEN ME AND ONE OTHER GUY. 642 00:36:01,993 --> 00:36:03,495 OH, THAT'S GREAT. 643 00:36:05,497 --> 00:36:08,334 I CALLED FRANKIE. THERE WAS NO ANSWER. 644 00:36:08,367 --> 00:36:10,202 -OH. -BUT, 645 00:36:10,236 --> 00:36:11,637 I DID PICK UP ANOTHER MAP, 646 00:36:11,670 --> 00:36:13,972 AND YOU ARE NOT GOING TO TOUCH IT. 647 00:36:14,005 --> 00:36:15,741 I WILL TREAT IT LIKE A BABY IF I TOUCH IT. 648 00:36:15,774 --> 00:36:18,577 LISTEN, I MAILED THIS TWO WEEKS AGO. 649 00:36:18,610 --> 00:36:21,313 IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FOR ME AND FRANKIE, BUT 650 00:36:21,347 --> 00:36:23,615 -NOW IT'S FOR ME AND YOU. -OOH. 651 00:36:23,649 --> 00:36:24,983 CHAMPAGNE. 652 00:36:25,016 --> 00:36:27,653 -HEY, BUDDY. -OH, YEAH, OATMEAL-RAISIN MIX. 653 00:36:27,686 --> 00:36:29,488 -OH, CONDOMS. -WE DON'T NEED THOSE. 654 00:36:29,521 --> 00:36:31,923 -BUT WHO KNOW, DAVID? -THOSE WERE NOT MEANT FOR US. 655 00:36:33,659 --> 00:36:35,494 AND IT SEEMS AS THOUGH YOU SENT YOURSELF A PACKAGE. 656 00:36:42,634 --> 00:36:44,670 IT MEANS "HONEYBUDDIES," 657 00:36:44,703 --> 00:36:46,972 BUT IN GERMAN. 658 00:36:48,507 --> 00:36:50,742 OH, MY GOD. 659 00:36:50,776 --> 00:36:52,511 -IT'S FOR YOU. -THAT... 660 00:36:52,544 --> 00:36:54,546 IS A VERY ORANGE SHIRT. 661 00:36:54,580 --> 00:36:55,847 YEAH. 662 00:36:55,881 --> 00:36:57,716 I SELECTED THE COLOR FOR SAFETY. 663 00:36:57,749 --> 00:37:00,519 YOU KNOW, LIKE IF HUNTERS ARE LOOKING FOR ELKS OR REINDEERS, 664 00:37:00,552 --> 00:37:02,321 WHO ARE WE? 665 00:37:02,354 --> 00:37:03,922 HUMANS IN SHIRTS. 666 00:37:03,955 --> 00:37:05,391 THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 667 00:37:05,424 --> 00:37:07,559 LOOK ON THE LEFT. THAT'S YOU. 668 00:37:07,593 --> 00:37:09,395 -OH, SLIGHTLY SHORTER. -WELL, IT'S ACCURATE, YEAH. 669 00:37:09,428 --> 00:37:11,297 -OH, MAN, THANK YOU. -OH, GREAT. 670 00:37:11,330 --> 00:37:14,866 LOOK, OKAY. I GOTTA BE A GROWNUP. 671 00:37:14,900 --> 00:37:16,768 I'M GONNA PUT THE WHOLE PHONE INCIDENT 672 00:37:16,802 --> 00:37:17,903 BEHIND US. 673 00:37:17,936 --> 00:37:19,738 OKAY, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. 674 00:37:19,771 --> 00:37:21,940 AND HONESTLY, IT'S KIND OF A BLESSING IN DISGUISE. 675 00:37:21,973 --> 00:37:23,742 I-- I'D RATHER NOT HAVE THE OUTSIDE WORLD 676 00:37:23,775 --> 00:37:25,844 ENCROACHING ON THIS. 677 00:37:25,877 --> 00:37:27,679 WELL, SORRY AGAIN ABOUT THAT. 678 00:37:27,713 --> 00:37:28,780 OH. 679 00:37:30,582 --> 00:37:32,884 THIS CHAMPAGNE'S NOT GONNA DRINK ITSELF. 680 00:37:32,918 --> 00:37:35,887 NO, WE ARE GONNA DO IT. 681 00:37:35,921 --> 00:37:37,022 THAT'S WHAT YOU MEANT, RIGHT? 682 00:37:37,055 --> 00:37:38,557 -YES. -OKAY, THEN. 683 00:37:42,628 --> 00:37:44,663 PARTY POOPER. 684 00:38:03,949 --> 00:38:05,584 * TURN UP 685 00:38:28,974 --> 00:38:32,110 * OH, I TELL YOU, JENNIFER * 686 00:38:32,143 --> 00:38:33,812 * SHE'S REALLY A PARTY POOPER... * 687 00:38:39,451 --> 00:38:42,421 DAVID, WE'RE EMPTY. 688 00:38:42,454 --> 00:38:43,789 WE NEED SOME MORE CHAMPAGNE. 689 00:38:43,822 --> 00:38:45,491 LET ME GET IT. 690 00:38:45,524 --> 00:38:47,959 OOH. 691 00:38:56,535 --> 00:38:59,971 "DEAR DAVID. 692 00:39:00,005 --> 00:39:02,674 I JUST FOUND YOUR SECRET HONEYMOON PACKAGE. 693 00:39:02,708 --> 00:39:05,677 AND EVEN THOUGH I'M PROBABLY SITTING RIGHT THERE NEXT TO YOU, 694 00:39:05,711 --> 00:39:07,646 I DECIDED TO WRITE YOU A LITTLE NOTE. 695 00:39:09,615 --> 00:39:11,717 I WANTED TO JUST TELL YOU THAT I'M THE LUCKIEST PERSON 696 00:39:11,750 --> 00:39:13,819 IN THE WORLD TO HAVE YOU IN MY LIFE. 697 00:39:15,787 --> 00:39:17,823 I KNOW THINGS HAVEN'T BEEN EASY LATELY, 698 00:39:17,856 --> 00:39:20,826 BUT I'M SURE IT WILL ALL BE WORTH IT. 699 00:39:20,859 --> 00:39:24,796 I CAN'T WAIT TO SPEND THE REST OF OUR LIVES TOGETHER. 700 00:39:24,830 --> 00:39:27,533 LOVE YOU LIKE CRAZY. 701 00:39:27,566 --> 00:39:28,634 YOUR NEW WIFE, 702 00:39:28,667 --> 00:39:30,669 FRANKIE." 703 00:39:33,839 --> 00:39:35,541 WHAT ARE YOU DOING, DAVID? 704 00:39:35,574 --> 00:39:37,876 OH, AH... 705 00:39:37,909 --> 00:39:41,179 JUST GETTING ANOTHER BOTTLE. 706 00:39:49,721 --> 00:39:51,490 ALL RIGHT, DAVID, I'M GOING DOWN THE CREEK 707 00:39:51,523 --> 00:39:53,425 TO GET SOME COOL RIVER SOUNDS. 708 00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:56,828 -BE CAREFUL. -OKAY. 709 00:39:58,864 --> 00:40:00,466 COME HERE, SOUNDS. 710 00:40:09,107 --> 00:40:13,044 THIS IS PERFECT. 711 00:40:13,078 --> 00:40:15,113 TAKE ONE OF ROCK SOUNDS. 712 00:40:16,848 --> 00:40:18,617 "MERIWETHER HAS ONCE AGAIN 713 00:40:18,650 --> 00:40:19,885 LEFT TO CAPTURE NEW SPECIMENS." 714 00:40:23,622 --> 00:40:26,858 SOMETIMES I WORRY WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN TO HIM WHEN HE IS ALONE." 715 00:40:40,906 --> 00:40:42,674 AH, GOTTVERDAMMT, SCHEIßE. 716 00:40:59,124 --> 00:41:01,092 THIS IS WHAT IT IS. 717 00:41:03,895 --> 00:41:06,131 VER SIND DA? WHO'S HERE? 718 00:41:12,538 --> 00:41:14,873 VERDAMMT NOCH MAL, DU. 719 00:41:49,808 --> 00:41:51,109 OH, GOD. 720 00:41:54,179 --> 00:41:55,681 DUDE, IT'S ME. IT'S ME. IT'S ME. 721 00:41:55,714 --> 00:41:57,315 -DAVID. -I'M SORRY, MAN. 722 00:41:57,348 --> 00:41:58,717 -YOU GOT ME. -I KNOW, 723 00:41:58,750 --> 00:42:00,586 BUT THE THING WITH THE ARM. 724 00:42:00,619 --> 00:42:03,121 SO, WE'RE EVEN. I'M SO SORRY. 725 00:42:03,154 --> 00:42:05,824 -DUDE, ARE YOU OKAY? -NO. 726 00:42:07,893 --> 00:42:09,561 -OH, DAVID. -UH, WE'RE EVEN NOW, BUDDY. 727 00:42:09,595 --> 00:42:10,762 WE ARE EVEN STEVEN. 728 00:42:10,796 --> 00:42:12,263 OH, I'M GONNA GET YOU SO HARD. 729 00:42:12,297 --> 00:42:14,966 OH NO, WE'RE DONE. YOU GOT ME, AND I GOT YOU BACK. 730 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:16,968 NO, IT'S MY TURN. IT'S LIKE A FRISBEE. 731 00:42:17,002 --> 00:42:18,570 NO, WE CAN BE DONE. 732 00:42:37,388 --> 00:42:39,858 "WHAT DRIVES MEN TO DO SUCH THINGS? 733 00:42:41,059 --> 00:42:44,195 ARE WE FULL OF COURAGE? 734 00:42:44,229 --> 00:42:45,864 ARE WE MAD? 735 00:42:47,899 --> 00:42:50,969 OR DO WE SIMPLY FLEE WHAT WE'VE LEFT BEHIND?" 736 00:42:58,777 --> 00:42:59,945 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY? 737 00:43:03,314 --> 00:43:05,617 IT'S NOT MY FAULT I DIDN'T GET THE JOB. 738 00:43:07,786 --> 00:43:10,121 I'M ACTUALLY OKAY WITH YOU PUTTING YOUR CAREER BEFORE ME. 739 00:43:12,057 --> 00:43:15,060 WHAT I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IS WHEN YOU TREAT ME LIKE SHIT. 740 00:43:31,810 --> 00:43:34,112 SO AFTER HE PULLED OUT THE HEART, YOU KNOW, FROM THAT MAN, 741 00:43:34,145 --> 00:43:37,082 THAT'S WHEN I DECIDED I'M NEVER VISITING INDIANA. 742 00:43:37,115 --> 00:43:39,184 YEAH, HIS NAME IS INDIANA JONES. 743 00:43:39,217 --> 00:43:40,686 THAT SCENE TOOK PLACE IN INDIA, 744 00:43:40,719 --> 00:43:42,253 AND THAT WAS A MOVIE. 745 00:43:42,287 --> 00:43:44,155 WELL, I'M NOT GOING. I DON'T CARE WHERE IT IS. 746 00:43:44,189 --> 00:43:45,156 IT'S SCARY. 747 00:43:46,725 --> 00:43:48,694 -HEY, GUYS. -HELLO. 748 00:43:48,727 --> 00:43:52,898 LET ME GUESS. UH, BEST FRIEND FOREVER, DAVID AND DJ FLULA. 749 00:43:52,931 --> 00:43:54,432 YEAH. 750 00:43:54,465 --> 00:43:56,434 I'VE BEEN STALKING YOU. 751 00:43:56,467 --> 00:43:58,837 I'M KIDDING. 752 00:43:58,870 --> 00:44:00,872 I SAW YOUR NAMES ON THE HIKING REGISTRY. 753 00:44:00,906 --> 00:44:03,875 AH-HAH-HAH! THAT'S WHAT YOU PUT DOWN IN THE REGISTRY? 754 00:44:03,909 --> 00:44:05,210 -YEAH, IT'S THE TRUTH. -OKAY. 755 00:44:05,243 --> 00:44:06,845 I GUESS WE MUST'VE PASSED YOU GUYS 756 00:44:06,878 --> 00:44:09,047 YESTERDAY AT RED FOX TRAIL? 757 00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:12,050 YES. WE ACTUALLY ENDED UP DOING RED FOX HILLS, 758 00:44:12,083 --> 00:44:14,052 WHICH WAS FAR LESS DIRECT. 759 00:44:14,085 --> 00:44:15,954 -VERY SCENIC. -COOL. 760 00:44:15,987 --> 00:44:19,825 WELL, DID YOU GUYS WANNA STAY WITH OUR GROUP TONIGHT? 761 00:44:19,858 --> 00:44:21,392 -WE HAVE BACKPACKER BEER. -YOU BET. 762 00:44:21,426 --> 00:44:24,129 HECK, YES, HELLO. DO BEARS POOP IN FORESTS? 763 00:44:24,162 --> 00:44:25,797 -THAT SOUNDS GREAT. SURE. -THEY DO. 764 00:44:25,831 --> 00:44:28,133 OKAY, AWESOME. UM, WELL, THERE'S A-- 765 00:44:28,166 --> 00:44:30,301 THERE'S A GREAT SPOT, ACTUALLY, RIGHT OVER THERE. 766 00:44:30,335 --> 00:44:32,938 YOU GUYS WANNA GO GRAB IT, AND I'LL MEET YOU THERE? 767 00:44:32,971 --> 00:44:35,106 -GREAT. -AWESOME. 768 00:44:35,140 --> 00:44:36,775 -COOL. -THANKS. 769 00:44:36,808 --> 00:44:38,209 -BFF. -BYE-- BYE-BYE. 770 00:44:40,946 --> 00:44:44,082 DAVID, SHE IS VERY ATTRACTIVE. 771 00:44:44,115 --> 00:44:45,951 YEAH, I GUESS. IF YOU'RE INTO THAT SORT OF THING. 772 00:44:45,984 --> 00:44:48,219 WHAT? NO. SHE WAS LOOKING AT YOU, DAVID. 773 00:44:48,253 --> 00:44:49,755 NO, SHE WAS LOOKING AT BOTH OF US. 774 00:44:49,788 --> 00:44:52,423 NO, SHE WAS LOOKING AT YOU. 775 00:44:52,457 --> 00:44:54,325 STOP THINKING ABOUT FRANKIE ALL THE TIME. 776 00:44:54,359 --> 00:44:56,394 START THINKING ABOUT HOT NEW LADIES. 777 00:45:04,269 --> 00:45:07,472 * DEEP IN THE NIGHT 778 00:45:07,505 --> 00:45:09,040 * FAR FROM THE PATH 779 00:45:09,074 --> 00:45:11,442 * THE NEED FOR SLEEP 780 00:45:11,476 --> 00:45:14,345 * FINALLY CONQUER 781 00:45:14,379 --> 00:45:16,181 * THE URGE TO FIGHT 782 00:45:16,214 --> 00:45:18,784 * THE HOWL OF THE WINDS 783 00:45:18,817 --> 00:45:21,119 * MY HEAD STILL RINGS... 784 00:45:24,856 --> 00:45:26,491 OKAY. 785 00:45:28,426 --> 00:45:29,961 OH, YEAH, DAVID. 786 00:45:29,995 --> 00:45:32,931 YEAH, GET IT. OH, YEAH, LOOKING GOOD. 787 00:45:32,964 --> 00:45:34,432 OKAY, SO, TONIGHT, JUST-- 788 00:45:34,465 --> 00:45:36,267 YOU DO SOME GOOD THINGS, AND I'LL BE YOUR WINGMAN. 789 00:45:36,301 --> 00:45:38,937 OH, YEAH, I DO NOT NEED A WINGMAN TONIGHT. 790 00:45:38,970 --> 00:45:41,172 -THANK YOU. -YOU DON'T THINK YOU DON'T NEED ONE. 791 00:45:41,206 --> 00:45:42,974 -RIGHT. -BUT YOU DO. 792 00:45:47,245 --> 00:45:50,548 * DEEP IN THE DIRT 793 00:45:50,581 --> 00:45:52,483 * FAR FROM THE PAST 794 00:45:52,517 --> 00:45:54,786 * THE NEED TO LEAVE 795 00:45:54,820 --> 00:45:57,455 * FINALLY CONQUER 796 00:45:57,488 --> 00:45:59,925 * THE WILL TO LIVE 797 00:45:59,958 --> 00:46:02,093 * IT'S SLOWLY FADING 798 00:46:02,127 --> 00:46:04,262 * WITHOUT A SOUND 799 00:46:04,295 --> 00:46:06,998 * THE HOWL OF THE WIND 800 00:46:07,032 --> 00:46:11,970 * MY HEAD STILL RINGS 801 00:46:12,003 --> 00:46:14,105 * THE HOWL OF THE WIND. 802 00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:23,048 HELLO, EVERYONE. 803 00:46:23,081 --> 00:46:25,216 I'M FLULA AND THIS IS DAVID. 804 00:46:25,250 --> 00:46:26,818 -HI. -I SMELL VERY BAD, 805 00:46:26,852 --> 00:46:29,154 UH, BUT DAVID SMELLS REALLY GREAT. 806 00:46:29,187 --> 00:46:30,321 SO. 807 00:46:32,223 --> 00:46:34,926 DO YOU GUYS WANNA LEARN HOW TO MAKE BACKPACKING BEER? 808 00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:36,594 -OH... -UH, YES, BUT, 809 00:46:36,627 --> 00:46:38,864 IF THIS IS A DIFFICULT TASK, WATCH OUT. 810 00:46:38,897 --> 00:46:40,498 I AM VERY STUPID. 811 00:46:40,531 --> 00:46:42,968 BUT DAVID, HE'S LIKE A SCIENTIST OF THE WORLD. 812 00:46:43,001 --> 00:46:44,469 IT'S REALLY EASY. 813 00:46:44,502 --> 00:46:47,105 I-- I-- I'M SURE YOU BOTH WILL BE FINE. 814 00:46:47,138 --> 00:46:48,606 UH, THIS IS SOME WATER-- 815 00:46:48,639 --> 00:46:50,541 NATURALLY SOURCED, THAT WE THEN CARBONATED. 816 00:46:50,575 --> 00:46:51,943 STEP ONE. 817 00:46:51,977 --> 00:46:54,279 AND THEN, HERE IS THE CONCENTRATE. 818 00:46:54,312 --> 00:46:56,982 IT'S JUST A TEASPOON OF THIS INTO WHAT YOU GUYS HAVE. 819 00:46:57,015 --> 00:46:58,249 JUST BE CAREFUL 'CAUSE IT'S LIKE 820 00:46:58,283 --> 00:46:59,517 70 PERCENT ALCOHOL. 821 00:46:59,550 --> 00:47:01,186 -OOH. -JUST BE CAREFUL. 822 00:47:01,219 --> 00:47:03,488 THAT SOUNDS LIKE TOO MANY STEPS FOR MY SMALL BRAIN. 823 00:47:03,521 --> 00:47:06,324 I WILL PROBABLY URINATE EVERYWHERE. 824 00:47:06,357 --> 00:47:09,427 ALSO, I'M VERY TERRIBLE WITH SEXUAL INTERCOURSE. 825 00:47:09,460 --> 00:47:10,896 JUST FYIS. 826 00:47:10,929 --> 00:47:13,831 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? 827 00:47:17,235 --> 00:47:19,537 UH, WHERE ARE YOU FROM? 828 00:47:33,518 --> 00:47:35,653 THAT'S THE SADDEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD. 829 00:47:35,686 --> 00:47:38,656 IT WAS A, UH, TOUGH TIME, 830 00:47:38,689 --> 00:47:40,458 BUT, UH, 831 00:47:40,491 --> 00:47:42,527 YOU KNOW, WHATEVER DOESN'T KILL YOU, RIGHT? 832 00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:44,495 NO. I MEAN, 833 00:47:44,529 --> 00:47:48,666 THAT IS LITERALLY THE SADDEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD. 834 00:47:48,699 --> 00:47:50,936 I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU'RE JUST 835 00:47:50,969 --> 00:47:53,905 KEEPING IT TOGETHER LIKE THIS RIGHT NOW. 836 00:47:53,939 --> 00:47:56,241 YES, LAST WEEK, DAVID WAS CRYING 837 00:47:56,274 --> 00:47:58,309 -ALL DAY, JUST EVERYDAY. -TSK, OH. 838 00:47:58,343 --> 00:48:01,112 THIS WEEK DAVID'S ONLY CRYING A FEW MINUTES EVERY DAY. 839 00:48:01,146 --> 00:48:02,413 YEAH, 840 00:48:02,447 --> 00:48:04,182 IT'S BECAUSE HE'S SO MANLY. 841 00:48:04,215 --> 00:48:06,351 UNLIKE ME, HE'S VERY GOOD AT THINGS LIKE 842 00:48:06,384 --> 00:48:08,153 FRENCH KISSING. 843 00:48:08,186 --> 00:48:09,487 YEAH, OKAY, THANK YOU. 844 00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:11,990 UM, YOU SIR, ARE THE GREATEST 845 00:48:12,023 --> 00:48:13,992 BEST MAN YOU COULD EVER WANT. 846 00:48:14,025 --> 00:48:16,494 HE'S ALSO NEVER DONE A PORNO FILM. 847 00:48:16,527 --> 00:48:19,064 BUT HE'S RECEIVED MANY OFFERS. 848 00:48:19,097 --> 00:48:20,999 THAT'S VERY FLATTERING. 849 00:48:21,032 --> 00:48:24,602 UH, WELL, FLULA, YOU WERE THE BEST MAN. 850 00:48:24,635 --> 00:48:26,504 -DID YOU WRITE A SPEECH? -YES, I HAVE IT HERE. 851 00:48:26,537 --> 00:48:28,106 -YOU DO? -YEAH. 852 00:48:28,139 --> 00:48:30,075 THAT'S AMAZING. YOU-- YOU HAVE TO-- 853 00:48:30,108 --> 00:48:31,642 YOU HAVE TO SAY IT. YOU HAVE TO GIVE THE SPEECH. 854 00:48:31,676 --> 00:48:33,178 -YEAH? -NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NOT NOW. 855 00:48:33,211 --> 00:48:34,512 -YES. YES. -HOW 'BOUT A LITTLE LATER? 856 00:48:34,545 --> 00:48:36,081 -SPEECH, SPEECH. -NO, DON'T START. 857 00:48:36,114 --> 00:48:37,715 - DON'T START. - SPEECH. SPEECH. 858 00:48:37,748 --> 00:48:40,551 - GUYS, NO! IT'S STUPID. - SPEECH. SPEECH... 859 00:48:40,585 --> 00:48:43,254 YES! HEY! 860 00:48:44,589 --> 00:48:46,291 "HELLO EVERYONE. 861 00:48:46,324 --> 00:48:50,161 WHAT A WONDERFUL LOCATION FOR A WEDDING LIKE THIS-- 862 00:48:50,195 --> 00:48:53,164 THIS GREAT GOLF COURSE WE'RE ON TONIGHT. 863 00:48:53,198 --> 00:48:58,336 YOU GUYS ARE ALL SUCH SEXY 'MOTHERPUTTERS.' 864 00:48:58,369 --> 00:48:59,971 FOUR!" 865 00:49:03,741 --> 00:49:05,010 OKAY. 866 00:49:05,043 --> 00:49:07,345 "DAVID, FRANKIE-- 867 00:49:07,378 --> 00:49:09,680 DAVID, LADIES, GENTLEMEN, 868 00:49:09,714 --> 00:49:12,417 AND ALL THE ATTENDERS OF THIS GREAT EVENT, 869 00:49:12,450 --> 00:49:15,186 HELLO TO YOU AND THANK YOU FOR YOUR PRESENCE 870 00:49:15,220 --> 00:49:17,722 AND ALSO, YOUR PRESENTS. 871 00:49:17,755 --> 00:49:21,126 OH, LOOK AT THAT ONE WITH THE NICE STRIPES AND BOWS. 872 00:49:21,159 --> 00:49:23,594 OH, WHAT IS IT? PERHAPS A CROCK POT? 873 00:49:23,628 --> 00:49:25,163 OR A LAWN MOWER? 874 00:49:27,298 --> 00:49:29,134 A QUESTION FOR YOU. 875 00:49:29,167 --> 00:49:31,369 WHO IS A LUCKY PERSON? 876 00:49:31,402 --> 00:49:34,072 IS IT A SMALL BABY CHILD WHO IS BORN 877 00:49:34,105 --> 00:49:35,706 AND CAN IMMEDIATELY TOOT HORNS 878 00:49:35,740 --> 00:49:37,042 LIKE A JAZZ EXPERT? 879 00:49:38,343 --> 00:49:40,278 YES, THIS IS A LUCKY BABY. 880 00:49:40,311 --> 00:49:43,414 OR WHAT IF A MAN WHO CANNOT SPEAK WITH WORDS 881 00:49:43,448 --> 00:49:47,785 BUT ONLY WITH LOUD SCREAMS OF AGONIZING TERROR? 882 00:49:47,818 --> 00:49:50,621 NO, HE'S ACTUALLY NOT LUCKY. 883 00:49:50,655 --> 00:49:52,657 BUT NOW, LET US SEE 884 00:49:52,690 --> 00:49:55,760 WHO IS THE MOST LUCKY PERSON IN ALL THE WORLD. 885 00:49:55,793 --> 00:49:57,195 MY FINGER SHALL TELL YOU. 886 00:50:08,839 --> 00:50:10,508 IT IS ME. 887 00:50:10,541 --> 00:50:13,144 BECAUSE I HAVE THE BEST FRIEND IN ALL OF THE WORLD. 888 00:50:14,579 --> 00:50:16,247 DAVID. 889 00:50:16,281 --> 00:50:18,216 -AW. -SOME YEARS AGO, 890 00:50:18,249 --> 00:50:20,285 MY LIFE AS A DEEJAY WAS, AS YOU SAY, 891 00:50:20,318 --> 00:50:22,720 A COMPLETE AND 'BUTTER' FAILURE. 892 00:50:22,753 --> 00:50:25,290 EVERYONE IN MY TOWN WAS HATING AT MY SOUND, 893 00:50:25,323 --> 00:50:28,093 BUT THEN ONE NIGHT EVERYTHING CHANGED. 894 00:50:28,126 --> 00:50:31,396 WHEN AN AMERICAN MAN MADE A STOP IN THE BAR. 895 00:50:31,429 --> 00:50:34,265 HE WAS ON A 'SOUL SEARCH' TRIP HE DID SAY. 896 00:50:34,299 --> 00:50:35,633 WE TALKED FOR MANY HOURS 897 00:50:35,666 --> 00:50:37,768 AND HAD MANY, MANY SCHNAPPSES 898 00:50:37,802 --> 00:50:40,205 SPEAKING OF OUR FRUSTRATIONS IN LIFE. 899 00:50:40,238 --> 00:50:43,174 WE DID HUG AND DANCE AND, YES, 900 00:50:43,208 --> 00:50:46,277 CRY SOME LONG AND HARD TEARS LIKE TWO PIRATES 901 00:50:46,311 --> 00:50:48,746 SEARCHING FOR BOOTY FOR MANY YEARS 902 00:50:48,779 --> 00:50:51,482 BUT FINDING ONLY DIRT AND SOME COCONUTS. 903 00:50:54,619 --> 00:50:57,355 IN THE MORNING BEFORE DAVID DID LEAVE, HE TOLD ME, 904 00:50:57,388 --> 00:51:01,426 'FLULA, ANYTIME YOU ARE IN LOS ANGELES, LOOK ME UP.' 905 00:51:01,459 --> 00:51:03,761 AND SO THE NEXT DAY, I PURCHASED A TICKET 906 00:51:03,794 --> 00:51:06,764 -AND FLEW TO LOS ANGELES." -YEP. 907 00:51:06,797 --> 00:51:09,667 "DAVID WAS NOT YET HOME FROM HIS SOUL SEARCH TRIP, 908 00:51:09,700 --> 00:51:12,870 SO I DID SLEEP ON HIS PORCH FOR 16 DAYS. 909 00:51:12,903 --> 00:51:15,540 WHEN HE ARRIVED HOME, HE CALLED THE POLICE 910 00:51:15,573 --> 00:51:17,342 AND DID PRETEND NOT TO REMEMBER ME." 911 00:51:17,375 --> 00:51:19,310 WHICH WAS VERY FUNNY, I MUST SAY, DAVID. 912 00:51:19,344 --> 00:51:22,113 REALLY, IT'S THIS ACTING. WHOA, YOU ARE NAIL IT, RIGHT? 913 00:51:22,147 --> 00:51:25,150 MAN, GREAT WORK. TALENT. 914 00:51:25,183 --> 00:51:26,551 ANYWAY. 915 00:51:26,584 --> 00:51:29,220 "AFTER THE POLICE LEFT, OUR FRIENDSHIP SPROUTED 916 00:51:29,254 --> 00:51:30,855 LIKE A FRESH FIELD OF ASPARAGUS. 917 00:51:30,888 --> 00:51:32,790 EXCEPT UNLIKE ASPARAGUS, 918 00:51:32,823 --> 00:51:36,261 OUR FRIENDSHIP DID NOT MAKE OUR URINE SMELL TERRIBLE." 919 00:51:39,297 --> 00:51:41,299 AND HERE'S-- OH, AND SOME NICE THINGS ABOUT FRANKIE. 920 00:51:41,332 --> 00:51:44,435 SOME MORE-- NO, IT'S NOT APPLICABLE. AH, JA. 921 00:51:44,469 --> 00:51:46,837 "DAVID, WE HAVE BEEN FRIENDS FROM WHEN WE WERE BOTH 922 00:51:46,871 --> 00:51:48,573 AT THE BOTTOMS OF LIFE. 923 00:51:48,606 --> 00:51:51,376 AND THIS IS WHEN FRIENDSHIPS ARE MADE STRONG, 924 00:51:51,409 --> 00:51:52,710 LIKE TWO CHANDELIERS 925 00:51:52,743 --> 00:51:55,246 THAT HAVE FALLEN INSIDE A VOLCANO. 926 00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:58,316 THE CHANDELIERS MELT, BUT THEN THEY STICK TOGETHER. 927 00:51:58,349 --> 00:52:00,318 AND THEN WHEN THEY COOL DOWN, 928 00:52:00,351 --> 00:52:02,653 THEY ARE HUGGING FOREVER. 929 00:52:02,687 --> 00:52:06,391 NOTHING CAN BREAK THIS NEW DOUBLE CHANDELIER APART. 930 00:52:06,424 --> 00:52:09,427 EXCEPT IF IT FALLS BACK INTO THE VOLCANO. 931 00:52:09,460 --> 00:52:12,530 OR SLIPS INTO A GEYSER." 932 00:52:12,563 --> 00:52:14,565 I MEAN, OR IF YOU DROP IT FROM A LARGE HEIGHT, 933 00:52:14,599 --> 00:52:15,900 THEN IT-- IT WILL SHATTER. 934 00:52:15,933 --> 00:52:17,435 BUT THEN... 935 00:52:17,468 --> 00:52:19,337 "DAVID, I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH. 936 00:52:19,370 --> 00:52:23,908 HERE IS TO YOU, MY BEST FRIEND FOREVER AND MY HONEYBUDDY. 937 00:52:23,941 --> 00:52:26,477 SO, NOW LET'S HAVE A TOAST FOR DAVID AND FRANKIE"-- 938 00:52:26,511 --> 00:52:29,614 NOPE, JUST DAVID, WE ARE JUST TOASTING FOR DAVID. 939 00:52:31,349 --> 00:52:33,418 CHEERS, GUYS, THANK YOU. 940 00:52:34,985 --> 00:52:36,487 THAT WAS SO SWEET. 941 00:52:36,521 --> 00:52:38,889 -OH, THANKS. -THAT REALLY WAS. 942 00:52:38,923 --> 00:52:42,193 AND, UM, I'M JUST SORRY YOU DIDN'T GET TO SAY IT AT MY ACTUAL WEDDING. 943 00:52:42,227 --> 00:52:44,829 -NEXT TIME. -YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT THAT. 944 00:52:44,862 --> 00:52:46,364 YOU SHOULD BE A PUBLIC SPEAKER. 945 00:52:46,397 --> 00:52:47,498 -OH, NO. -PROFESSIONALLY. 946 00:52:47,532 --> 00:52:48,833 -NO, STOP IT. -YEAH. 947 00:52:48,866 --> 00:52:50,768 DAVID IS THE REAL MASTER THESPIAN HERE. 948 00:52:50,801 --> 00:52:52,937 -OH... -WAIT. 949 00:52:52,970 --> 00:52:54,372 IN KNEW YOU LOOKED FAMILIAR. 950 00:52:54,405 --> 00:52:56,307 UH-UH. 951 00:52:56,341 --> 00:52:58,976 -YOU'RE A TV STAR, AREN'T YOU? -WELL, NOT A TV "STAR." 952 00:52:59,009 --> 00:53:00,611 I'VE-- I'VE DONE SOME STUFF ON TV. 953 00:53:00,645 --> 00:53:01,979 -NO BIG DEAL. -NO, YOU'RE, LIKE, FAMOUS. 954 00:53:02,012 --> 00:53:04,215 YOU WERE ON THAT SHOW "PORTLAND STEEL," RIGHT? 955 00:53:04,249 --> 00:53:06,384 -YEAH. -YEAH, I WAS ON "PORTLAND STEEL." 956 00:53:06,417 --> 00:53:08,753 I DID THAT, UH, PILOT EPISODE. 957 00:53:08,786 --> 00:53:11,622 I WAS-- THE CHARACTER DIDN'T MAKE IT, BUT... 958 00:53:11,656 --> 00:53:13,324 -YOU SAW THAT? -OH, MY GOD. 959 00:53:13,358 --> 00:53:15,493 I WAS SO PISSED WHEN THEY FIRED YOU. 960 00:53:15,526 --> 00:53:16,827 -WOW. -I LOVED YOU. 961 00:53:16,861 --> 00:53:18,596 -YOU WERE GREAT. -THANK YOU. 962 00:53:18,629 --> 00:53:19,964 YEAH. 963 00:53:19,997 --> 00:53:21,966 SO, WHAT ELSE HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO LATELY? 964 00:53:21,999 --> 00:53:23,668 I MEAN, ANY-- ANYTHING I WOULD'VE SEEN? 965 00:53:23,701 --> 00:53:25,703 UH, WELL, 966 00:53:25,736 --> 00:53:28,406 OKAY, JUST SOME, UM, LITTLE KIND OF INDY THINGS. 967 00:53:28,439 --> 00:53:30,275 -YEAH. -DID A COUPLE INDY DRAMAS. 968 00:53:30,308 --> 00:53:32,577 -THAT'S SO COOL. -SOME GOT A LOT OF BUZZ ON THE CIRCUIT. 969 00:53:32,610 --> 00:53:34,812 DO NOT BE SO MODEST. HE'S DONE SO MANY THINGS. 970 00:53:34,845 --> 00:53:36,981 -UH, STOP IT. -"ZOMBIES VS. MONKEYS, PART THREE." 971 00:53:37,014 --> 00:53:38,716 -NO ONE SAW THAT MOVIE. -I'M NOT REALLY INTO SCI-FI, SO. 972 00:53:38,749 --> 00:53:40,351 -THAT WAS JUST FOR A PAYCHECK. -I'M JUST-- 973 00:53:40,385 --> 00:53:41,686 I SWEAR THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE, THOUGH. 974 00:53:41,719 --> 00:53:44,355 -WHAT? -NO, THERE'S-- I CAN'T 975 00:53:44,389 --> 00:53:45,790 -PUT MY FINGER ON IT. -THAT'S PRETTY MUCH IT. 976 00:53:45,823 --> 00:53:47,625 -THAT IS EVERYTHING. -I KNOW THERE'S-- NO. 977 00:53:47,658 --> 00:53:48,893 WELL, THERE'S "LITTLE GENIUS." THERE'S "LITTLE GENIUS." 978 00:53:48,926 --> 00:53:50,261 - OH, MY GOD! - WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? 979 00:53:50,295 --> 00:53:51,929 IT'S "LITTLE GENIUS." 980 00:53:51,962 --> 00:53:53,598 OH, MY GOD. 981 00:53:53,631 --> 00:53:55,466 YOU ARE LIKE A NATIONAL TREASURE. 982 00:53:55,500 --> 00:53:56,967 THAT IS THE-- LIKE, MY FAVORITE SHOW 983 00:53:57,001 --> 00:53:58,369 -WHEN I WAS LITTLE. -YEAH? 984 00:53:58,403 --> 00:54:00,004 YOU WERE SO CUTE. 985 00:54:00,037 --> 00:54:04,509 YOU USED TO BE LIKE, "BUT I'M THE REAL BOY." RIGHT? 986 00:54:04,542 --> 00:54:06,677 IT HAD THAT SONG, TOO-- HOW DID THE SONG GO? 987 00:54:06,711 --> 00:54:08,279 - LIKE, LITTLE... - I KNOW THAT SONG. 988 00:54:08,313 --> 00:54:09,614 -YOU DO? -YEAH. 989 00:54:09,647 --> 00:54:11,549 -YES, YOU HAVE TO PLAY IT. -NO-- HEY, NO. 990 00:54:11,582 --> 00:54:13,284 -WE YOU DON'T NEED TO DO THAT. -OH, MY GOD, THIS IS PERFECT. 991 00:54:13,318 --> 00:54:14,552 PLEASE, CAN WE NOT DO THAT? 992 00:54:22,927 --> 00:54:24,429 IT'S SO GOOD. 993 00:54:31,936 --> 00:54:33,371 HERE'S COMES THE... 994 00:54:46,617 --> 00:54:47,718 * WE GOT A 995 00:55:04,635 --> 00:55:06,471 ALL RIGHT, BIG FINISH. 996 00:55:06,504 --> 00:55:07,872 * YEAH, WE GOT A... 997 00:55:29,159 --> 00:55:31,429 -WHAT, HE DOESN'T LIKE IT? -IT'S A REALLY GOOD SONG. 998 00:55:31,462 --> 00:55:32,930 -IT'S SO GOOD, YEAH. -IT'S ACTUALLY A REALLY GOOD SONG. 999 00:55:32,963 --> 00:55:36,033 MAY BE BATHROOM BREAK. I DON'T KNOW. 1000 00:55:37,668 --> 00:55:39,737 HE DOESN'T SHUT UP. 1001 00:56:07,698 --> 00:56:08,833 UGH! 1002 00:56:39,730 --> 00:56:42,132 "DEAREST FLULA, THANK YOU, 1003 00:56:42,166 --> 00:56:45,836 OR, SHOULD I SAY, DANKE FOR LAST NIGHT. 1004 00:56:45,870 --> 00:56:47,605 WOW, WOW. 1005 00:56:47,638 --> 00:56:50,975 YOU ARE A MASTER AT MAKING LOVE. 1006 00:56:51,008 --> 00:56:54,845 YOU ARE PROBABLY BETTER AT MAKING LOVE THAN MAKING MUSIC. 1007 00:56:54,879 --> 00:56:56,881 I WOULD'VE THOUGHT THAT WAS IMPOSSIBLE, 1008 00:56:56,914 --> 00:56:59,784 SINCE YOUR MUSIC IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD, 1009 00:56:59,817 --> 00:57:02,853 BUT, IT IS POSSIBLE. 1010 00:57:02,887 --> 00:57:05,089 I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU. 1011 00:57:05,122 --> 00:57:08,959 ALSO, I'M GLAD I CHOSE YOU INSTEAD OF DAVID. 1012 00:57:08,993 --> 00:57:10,227 SINCERELY YOURS, 1013 00:57:10,260 --> 00:57:12,129 POLLY." 1014 00:57:12,162 --> 00:57:13,731 DAVID"... 1015 00:57:13,764 --> 00:57:15,199 ..."THIS IS REALLY FLULA. 1016 00:57:15,232 --> 00:57:17,201 I DID NOT HAVE ANY INTIMATE RELATIONS WITH POLLY. 1017 00:57:17,234 --> 00:57:19,670 THAT WOULD BE INAPPROPRIATE. 1018 00:57:19,704 --> 00:57:22,039 ALSO, YOU JUST GOT PUNKED!" 1019 00:57:34,819 --> 00:57:36,554 OH, DID I RUIN YOUR SOUNDS? 1020 00:57:36,587 --> 00:57:38,222 YOU SAW MY LOVE NOTE. 1021 00:57:38,255 --> 00:57:40,591 YEAH, IT WAS REAL FUNNY. 1022 00:57:40,625 --> 00:57:42,259 WHAT? 1023 00:57:42,292 --> 00:57:45,095 SHE WAS MINE LAST NIGHT AND THAT'S WHAT I NEEDED. 1024 00:57:45,129 --> 00:57:47,097 AND YOU CAME IN AND YOU COCKBLOCKED ME SO HARD. 1025 00:57:47,131 --> 00:57:49,534 I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T NEED A WINGMAN, OKAY? 1026 00:57:49,567 --> 00:57:51,201 YOU DON'T KNOW WHEN TO SHUT UP. 1027 00:57:51,235 --> 00:57:52,770 TALKING ABOUT "LITTLE GENIUS"? 1028 00:57:52,803 --> 00:57:54,705 SHE LIKED YOU BECAUSE OF "LITTLE GENIUS." 1029 00:57:54,739 --> 00:57:56,874 I BROUGHT THIS UP, IMMEDIATELY, SHE LIKES YOU. 1030 00:57:56,907 --> 00:58:00,144 -THEY WERE SINGING THE SONG-- -ENOUGH WITH "LITTLE GENIUS." 1031 00:58:00,177 --> 00:58:02,112 -YOU'RE TELLING ME ENOUGH OF "LITTLE GENIUS"? -YEAH. 1032 00:58:02,146 --> 00:58:04,114 THAT'S ALL YOU THINK ABOUT, DAVID. 1033 00:58:04,148 --> 00:58:06,250 I'M TRYING TO BRING YOU HERE TO NATURE, BUT WHERE ARE YOU? 1034 00:58:06,283 --> 00:58:08,085 YOU ARE STUCK INSIDE YOUR CRANIUM THERE. 1035 00:58:08,118 --> 00:58:10,788 I'M HERE TO HELP YOU FEEL BETTER HERE ON THIS TRIP. 1036 00:58:10,821 --> 00:58:13,891 AND ALL YOU DO IS YOU'RE A LITTLE BITCHIER AND YOU'RE A LITTLE MOANER. 1037 00:58:13,924 --> 00:58:16,661 WELL, I'VE HAD ENOUGH MOANERS AND ENOUGH BITCHERS, DAVID. 1038 00:58:16,694 --> 00:58:18,128 -SUCK IT UP. -SORRY I'M DEPRESSED 1039 00:58:18,162 --> 00:58:20,831 AFTER MY FIANCÉE LEFT ME. 1040 00:58:20,865 --> 00:58:22,867 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DO ALL DAY LONG? 1041 00:58:22,900 --> 00:58:24,268 DUDE, YOU HAVE NO FILTER. 1042 00:58:27,271 --> 00:58:30,140 DID YOU SEE THE NOTE THAT FRANKIE LEFT ME YESTERDAY? 1043 00:58:30,174 --> 00:58:32,877 IS THAT WHAT THIS JOKE IS ALL ABOUT, MAN? 1044 00:58:32,910 --> 00:58:34,645 WHAT NOTE? DAVID, NO. 1045 00:58:34,679 --> 00:58:37,748 YOU CAN'T JUST LAUGH AND DANCE THROUGH REAL LIFE SHIT. 1046 00:58:37,782 --> 00:58:40,585 THERE ARE REPERCUSSIONS. AND YOU KNOW ANOTHER THING? 1047 00:58:40,618 --> 00:58:41,786 -WHAT? -REMEMBER THAT NIGHT 1048 00:58:41,819 --> 00:58:43,554 IN GERMANY WHEN WE MET 1049 00:58:43,588 --> 00:58:45,823 AND HAD THAT GREAT TIME GOT ALL DRUNK OFF OF SCHNAPPS? 1050 00:58:45,856 --> 00:58:47,992 -YEAH. -I DON'T. 1051 00:58:48,025 --> 00:58:50,060 I DON'T REMEMBER MEETING YOU. 1052 00:58:50,094 --> 00:58:52,897 THAT IS THE GENESIS OF THIS RELATIONSHIP, OKAY? 1053 00:58:52,930 --> 00:58:55,199 AND I DON'T REMEMBER INVITING YOU TO AMERICA. 1054 00:59:05,910 --> 00:59:07,712 YOU KNOW WHAT? 1055 00:59:07,745 --> 00:59:10,581 I'M GOING TO GO TO THE NEXT CAMPSITE WITHOUT YOU. 1056 00:59:10,615 --> 00:59:12,850 CLEARLY YOU NEED TO BE ALONE. 1057 00:59:15,753 --> 00:59:18,656 OKAY, YEAH, I HOPE YOU GET THERE WITHOUT A MAP. 1058 00:59:44,248 --> 00:59:50,087 * IT'S HARD TO KEEP THE RAIN CLOUDS OUT * 1059 00:59:50,120 --> 00:59:53,123 * WHEN THE WINDOWS NEVER CLOSE * 1060 00:59:56,226 --> 01:00:02,166 * AND THE HOUSE FEELS LIKE A GRAVEYARD NOW * 1061 01:00:02,199 --> 01:00:05,936 * LIKE THE FLOORBOARDS HIDE THE BONES * 1062 01:00:08,438 --> 01:00:14,411 * AND NOW I HAVE LOST YOUR FACE * 1063 01:00:14,444 --> 01:00:20,417 * AND SLIPS BETWEEN MY FINGERS NOW * 1064 01:00:20,450 --> 01:00:26,356 * AND ALL THE WORLD IS GRAY * 1065 01:00:26,390 --> 01:00:29,393 * AS THOUGH YOU TOOK THE COLORS WITH YOU * 1066 01:00:29,426 --> 01:00:33,263 * WHEN YOU WENT AND PASSED AWAY... * 1067 01:01:24,348 --> 01:01:26,416 "FATIGUE IS HIGH. 1068 01:01:26,450 --> 01:01:30,220 BAD SPIRITS ABOUND. 1069 01:01:30,254 --> 01:01:31,822 THIS IS WITHOUT A DOUBT 1070 01:01:31,856 --> 01:01:33,824 THE LOWEST POINT OF OUR JOURNEY." 1071 01:01:56,280 --> 01:01:58,515 -WHAT IS THIS? -OH, MY GOD. 1072 01:01:58,548 --> 01:02:00,250 I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGET TO CANCEL THEM. 1073 01:02:01,819 --> 01:02:03,420 THEY LOOK LIKE VIKINGS. 1074 01:02:03,453 --> 01:02:05,756 BUT FRIENDLY. 1075 01:02:20,570 --> 01:02:22,973 WELL, HI. YOU MUST BE DAVID. 1076 01:02:23,007 --> 01:02:25,876 -YES. -AND YOU MUST BE FRANKIE. 1077 01:02:25,910 --> 01:02:27,878 -UH... -WE'RE VERY PLEASED 1078 01:02:27,912 --> 01:02:30,014 TO BE ABLE TO PLAY FOR YOU FOR THIS SPECIAL OCCASION. 1079 01:02:31,448 --> 01:02:33,350 THIS IS THE ORGAN RENAISSANCE BAND, 1080 01:02:33,383 --> 01:02:35,152 AND WE HAVE JUST PLAYED 1081 01:02:35,185 --> 01:02:38,155 A PIECE BY ANTHONY HOLBORNE CALLED, "THE NIGHTWATCH." 1082 01:02:38,188 --> 01:02:41,125 AND WE HAVE A FEW MORE NUMBERS TO PLAY FOR YOU THIS EVENING, 1083 01:02:41,158 --> 01:02:44,528 AND WE HOPE THAT YOU ENJOY WHAT WE'VE PUT TOGETHER FOR YOU. 1084 01:02:44,561 --> 01:02:47,331 TWO, THREE, FOUR... 1085 01:04:15,519 --> 01:04:17,988 WHAT? THE VIKINGS ARE HERE? 1086 01:04:18,022 --> 01:04:20,657 HEY, MAN, I KNOW I'VE BEEN A, UH, 1087 01:04:20,690 --> 01:04:22,492 -REAL DICK. -YEAH. 1088 01:04:22,526 --> 01:04:23,994 AND I WANT TO APOLOGIZE TO YOU. 1089 01:04:24,028 --> 01:04:25,629 UH, IT'S OKAY. I FORGIVE YOU, DAVID. 1090 01:04:25,662 --> 01:04:27,597 DON'T GIVE IT TO ME THAT EASY. 1091 01:04:27,631 --> 01:04:29,666 -I... -IT'S FINE, DAVID, WE'RE FRIENDS AGAIN. 1092 01:04:29,699 --> 01:04:31,368 SHH. 1093 01:04:31,401 --> 01:04:32,937 I WANT TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU, 1094 01:04:32,970 --> 01:04:36,340 AND HERE'S HOW. 1095 01:04:36,373 --> 01:04:38,275 YEAH? REMEMBER THESE? 1096 01:04:38,308 --> 01:04:39,443 NOW, I'VE NEVER DONE THESE BEFORE, 1097 01:04:39,476 --> 01:04:41,912 BUT I-- OKAY. 1098 01:04:41,946 --> 01:04:43,580 I-- I THINK YOU HAVE TO BE IN THE RIGHT HEADSPACE... 1099 01:04:43,613 --> 01:04:47,317 MY GOD, STOP. THAT'S WAY TOO MUCH. GIVE THAT TO ME. 1100 01:04:47,351 --> 01:04:49,586 WOW. 1101 01:04:49,619 --> 01:04:51,155 GO, DAVID. 1102 01:04:54,724 --> 01:04:56,260 MM. 1103 01:04:56,293 --> 01:04:59,096 THIS DO THIS. 1104 01:04:59,129 --> 01:05:01,365 LET'S DO THIS. 1105 01:05:01,398 --> 01:05:03,033 * I'M DRESSED LIKE A PUNK SINGER * 1106 01:05:03,067 --> 01:05:04,468 * 'CAUSE THIS IS, IS WHAT A HUMDINGER * 1107 01:05:04,501 --> 01:05:06,070 * BUT TO TELL WHO I AM 1108 01:05:06,103 --> 01:05:08,238 * YOU DON'T NEED NO SKETCH ARTIST * 1109 01:05:08,272 --> 01:05:09,439 * 'CAUSE I READ THE HARDEST 1110 01:05:09,473 --> 01:05:11,075 * ON A CASSETTE CARTRIDGE 1111 01:05:11,108 --> 01:05:12,542 -* CHIME DRIVER -* DRIVER 1112 01:05:12,576 --> 01:05:15,212 * YOU KNOW ME, I CRY, YELL AT HIM * 1113 01:05:15,245 --> 01:05:18,415 * I YELL AT HIM, I YELL AT HIM * 1114 01:05:18,448 --> 01:05:19,516 * I YELL AT HIM 1115 01:05:21,451 --> 01:05:23,620 * 'CAUSE I WAS THE CUTEST KID, WHO BLEW THEIR WIGS * 1116 01:05:23,653 --> 01:05:26,256 * AMUSIN' GIGS, YES, I AM THE FUGITIVE * 1117 01:05:26,290 --> 01:05:28,025 * YOU KNOW I'LL TRY FOR DEAD * 1118 01:05:28,058 --> 01:05:30,060 * WAKE UP 1119 01:05:30,094 --> 01:05:32,062 * I KNOW YOU SEE ME WHEN I'M BLOWING DOPE * 1120 01:05:32,096 --> 01:05:33,697 * IN SCHOOL ZONES I'M TOO GROWN * 1121 01:05:33,730 --> 01:05:35,032 * CAN'T YOU TELL? 1122 01:05:35,065 --> 01:05:36,566 * WAKE UP 1123 01:05:36,600 --> 01:05:39,036 * I KNOW YOU SEE ME WHEN I'M ON THE ROAD * 1124 01:05:39,069 --> 01:05:40,670 * AND THEN VOTE, TURN... * 1125 01:05:40,704 --> 01:05:42,272 * CAN'T YOU TELL? 1126 01:05:44,141 --> 01:05:45,375 * CAN'T YOU TELL? 1127 01:05:47,277 --> 01:05:48,678 * CAN'T YOU TELL? 1128 01:05:48,712 --> 01:05:50,380 * IS IT 'CAUSE OF HOW WE DID THIS? * 1129 01:05:50,414 --> 01:05:53,250 * YEAH, WAITING FOR WEEKEND, EARN THE WAGES * 1130 01:05:53,283 --> 01:05:56,286 * AND 'CAUSE OF HOW I FIT MY HOOD AND A TURN OF PHRASE * 1131 01:05:56,320 --> 01:05:59,589 * IS IT 'CAUSE MY NIGGAS KNOW THIS WORLD'S A PERFECT CAGE? * 1132 01:05:59,623 --> 01:06:01,191 * I DON'T KNOW, DO YOU GET IT... * 1133 01:07:05,355 --> 01:07:06,490 * CAN'T YOU TELL? 1134 01:07:18,235 --> 01:07:21,338 DO YOU THINK THE WOLF IS GONNA EAT US? 1135 01:07:21,371 --> 01:07:23,840 I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD CLOSE OUR EYES, DAVID. 1136 01:07:29,379 --> 01:07:31,448 I THINK I KNOW WHY FRANKIE LEFT ME. 1137 01:07:35,385 --> 01:07:40,357 IF WE MAKE IT OUT OF HERE ALIVE, 1138 01:07:40,390 --> 01:07:42,526 I'M GONNA CHANGE MY PRIORITIES. 1139 01:07:42,559 --> 01:07:44,194 I'M GONNA CHANGE MY WHOLE LIFE. 1140 01:07:51,835 --> 01:07:54,271 I DROPPED YOUR PHONE ON PURPOSE. 1141 01:08:38,782 --> 01:08:41,918 OH. GOOD MORNING, DAVID. 1142 01:08:41,951 --> 01:08:43,420 GOOD NEWS. 1143 01:08:43,453 --> 01:08:45,289 WE DID NOT GET EATEN LAST NIGHT. 1144 01:08:46,856 --> 01:08:49,693 SUCK IT, WOLF! 1145 01:08:51,561 --> 01:08:52,662 LET'S GO FIND THAT LODGE. 1146 01:08:54,364 --> 01:08:56,600 AW, MAN, I'M SO HUNGRY. 1147 01:08:56,633 --> 01:08:59,936 HUNGRY LIKE A-- A WOLF, ACTUALLY. 1148 01:09:03,473 --> 01:09:05,309 "GREAT JOY IN THE PARTY. 1149 01:09:05,342 --> 01:09:09,313 WE HAVE REACHED THE END OF THE CONTINENT. 1150 01:09:09,346 --> 01:09:11,448 TO MY DEAR FRIEND MERIWETHER, 1151 01:09:11,481 --> 01:09:14,818 NO MAN EXISTS WITH WHOM I WOULD HAVE PREFERRED TO ENDURE 1152 01:09:14,851 --> 01:09:16,920 SUCH A JOURNEY. 1153 01:09:16,953 --> 01:09:19,889 NOW LET US ENJOY THIS CELEBRATED DAY." 1154 01:09:23,360 --> 01:09:24,494 WOW, DAVID. 1155 01:09:24,528 --> 01:09:26,496 IT LOOKS LIKE A ROBOTS HELMET. 1156 01:09:26,530 --> 01:09:27,864 YEAH, IT'S QUITE MODERN, ISN'T IT? 1157 01:09:27,897 --> 01:09:30,534 DAVID, ARE YOU READY FOR ALL THE SNACKS? 1158 01:09:30,567 --> 01:09:31,901 I'M READY FOR 'EM. GIVE 'EM TO ME. 1159 01:09:31,935 --> 01:09:33,303 DO YOU THINK THEY HAVE SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE. 1160 01:09:33,337 --> 01:09:34,438 OH, THEY GOT EVERYTHING. 1161 01:09:34,471 --> 01:09:35,605 -STEAK? -YES. 1162 01:09:35,639 --> 01:09:37,441 -FRIES THAT ARE FRENCH? -YES. 1163 01:09:37,474 --> 01:09:38,975 -CROISSANTS? -OH, I KNOW THEY GOT CROISSANTS. 1164 01:09:39,008 --> 01:09:40,844 -CABBAGE? -NO, I DON'T WANT THOSE. 1165 01:09:40,877 --> 01:09:42,579 WELL, I'LL EAT YOUR CABBAGE. 1166 01:09:42,612 --> 01:09:45,482 GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO BIG PINEY. 1167 01:09:45,515 --> 01:09:47,884 - THANK YOU. - SAW YOU COMING UP THE WALK. 1168 01:09:47,917 --> 01:09:50,820 -IS ONE OF YOU DAVID? -YEAH, THAT'S ME. 1169 01:09:50,854 --> 01:09:54,224 YOUR AGENT'S BEEN CALLING QUITE A BIT, AND, UH, 1170 01:09:54,258 --> 01:09:55,559 HE WANTED YOU TO HAVE THIS NOTE. 1171 01:09:55,592 --> 01:09:58,362 SOMETHING ABOUT LEWIS AND CLARK. 1172 01:09:58,395 --> 01:10:00,697 WOW, AWESOME, UH, A QUICK QUESTION. 1173 01:10:00,730 --> 01:10:02,432 SIR, WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE TO BRING A COT 1174 01:10:02,466 --> 01:10:04,968 -INTO OUR ROOM? -YEAH, NO PROBLEM. 1175 01:10:05,001 --> 01:10:07,404 - WE'LL HAVE ONE BROUGHT UP RIGHT AWAY. - -YOU HEAR THAT, FLULA? 1176 01:10:07,437 --> 01:10:09,739 NOBODY'S CUTTING ANY BEDS IN HALF TONIGHT. 1177 01:10:09,773 --> 01:10:11,275 OKAY, GO ON IN. 1178 01:10:11,308 --> 01:10:13,643 BREAKFAST IS READY, HOT COFFEE IS READY. 1179 01:10:13,677 --> 01:10:15,679 -ALL SET FOR YOU GUYS. -SOUNDS WONDERFUL. 1180 01:10:15,712 --> 01:10:18,014 HAVE A GREAT STAY. 1181 01:10:18,047 --> 01:10:20,617 AH, STOP AND LOOK AT ME, DAVID. 1182 01:10:20,650 --> 01:10:23,387 -IS THERE A PROBLEM? -I JUST REMEMBERED. 1183 01:10:23,420 --> 01:10:26,623 -I'M ALLERGIC TO COTS. -YOU'RE NOT COMING? 1184 01:10:26,656 --> 01:10:29,793 I THINK WE SHOULD KEEP ON HIKING, DAVID. 1185 01:10:29,826 --> 01:10:32,596 COME ON, THIS DIRECTION LOOKS LIKE A FUN PLACE. 1186 01:10:32,629 --> 01:10:35,899 WE'RE JUST NOW LEARNING HOW TO SURVIVE WOLF ATTACKS. 1187 01:10:35,932 --> 01:10:37,901 I JUST WANT A HOT SHOWER. YOU GET IT. 1188 01:10:37,934 --> 01:10:39,603 NO, NO, YOU DON'T-- 1189 01:10:39,636 --> 01:10:42,939 THIS PLACE LOOKS DIRTY, HAS VERY LOW REVIEWS ON "YELP." 1190 01:10:42,972 --> 01:10:44,674 LET'S GO HERE AND HIKE AND HIKE AND HIKE. 1191 01:10:44,708 --> 01:10:46,610 I GOTTA GET SOME FOOD. 1192 01:10:53,082 --> 01:10:55,419 HI, FRANKIE. 1193 01:10:55,452 --> 01:10:57,053 OH, LOOK AT THAT FOG. 1194 01:10:57,086 --> 01:10:59,556 IT-- IT BADLY NEEDS TO BE RECORDED. 1195 01:10:59,589 --> 01:11:00,690 RIGHT AWAY. 1196 01:11:07,597 --> 01:11:09,899 I TEXTED YOU, BUT I NEVER HEARD BACK. 1197 01:11:09,933 --> 01:11:11,568 I WAS TRYING TO TELL YOU I'D BE HERE. 1198 01:11:11,601 --> 01:11:13,770 THAT'S WHAT YOU WERE TRYING TO TELL ME? 1199 01:11:13,803 --> 01:11:15,672 YEAH. 1200 01:11:15,705 --> 01:11:16,906 WHY? 1201 01:11:16,940 --> 01:11:18,742 NOTHING. 1202 01:11:18,775 --> 01:11:21,578 JUST I-- 1203 01:11:21,611 --> 01:11:24,314 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING. 1204 01:11:24,348 --> 01:11:27,016 LISTEN, I'M-- I'M SORRY. 1205 01:11:27,050 --> 01:11:29,819 I WASN'T READY TO GET MARRIED. 1206 01:11:29,853 --> 01:11:31,921 I-- I JUST... 1207 01:11:31,955 --> 01:11:35,091 I WISH I HAD DONE IT A LOT EARLIER. 1208 01:11:35,124 --> 01:11:38,962 I COULD'VE SAVED BOTH OF US A LOT OF HEARTACHE. 1209 01:11:40,897 --> 01:11:43,633 BUT I'M GLAD YOU WENT ON THE HONEYMOON. 1210 01:11:43,667 --> 01:11:45,769 YOU LOOK DIFFERENT. 1211 01:11:45,802 --> 01:11:47,471 YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT, ACTUALLY, 1212 01:11:47,504 --> 01:11:50,407 BUT YOU LOOK HAPPY. 1213 01:11:53,710 --> 01:11:56,546 SO, HOW WAS HIKING WITH FLULA? 1214 01:11:56,580 --> 01:11:59,082 IT WAS INTERESTING. 1215 01:11:59,115 --> 01:12:01,618 HE IS A, UH... 1216 01:12:02,852 --> 01:12:04,921 HUMAN PUZZLE. 1217 01:12:04,954 --> 01:12:06,856 WHAT IS HE DOING? 1218 01:12:06,890 --> 01:12:08,892 HE'S A RECORDING A SONG. 1219 01:12:08,925 --> 01:12:13,497 AND IT'S EITHER GOING TO BE THE GREATEST GERMAN WORK SINCE WAGNER, 1220 01:12:13,530 --> 01:12:16,966 OR IT'S GOING TO SET ALL OF HUMANITY BACK 100 YEARS. 1221 01:12:20,904 --> 01:12:22,639 IT'S BEEN QUITE A HONEYMOON. 1222 01:12:22,672 --> 01:12:25,542 HOW DID-- DID YOU HIKE HERE? 1223 01:12:25,575 --> 01:12:27,711 -NO, I DROVE. -ALL THE WAY? 1224 01:12:27,744 --> 01:12:29,946 -YEAH, TOOK 20 MINUTES. -WOW. YEAH. 1225 01:12:29,979 --> 01:12:31,515 WE SHOULDA DROVE. 1226 01:12:33,016 --> 01:12:34,751 WHAT'S IN THE NOTE? 1227 01:12:34,784 --> 01:12:38,087 OH, UM, THIS WAS FROM MY AGENT. 1228 01:12:38,121 --> 01:12:41,057 IT'S ABOUT THE "LEWIS AND CLARK" MOVIE. 1229 01:12:41,090 --> 01:12:43,159 REMEMBER THAT? 1230 01:12:43,192 --> 01:12:44,728 I'M NOT GONNA OPEN IT, THOUGH. 1231 01:12:47,664 --> 01:12:49,866 YOU KNOW, I THINK I'M GONNA START FOCUSING MORE 1232 01:12:49,899 --> 01:12:51,835 ON WHAT'S IN FRONT OF ME. 1233 01:13:02,211 --> 01:13:04,113 GOOD LUCK, DAVID AND FRANKIE. 1234 01:13:59,168 --> 01:14:00,637 HEY, FLULA. 1235 01:14:01,771 --> 01:14:03,239 -HEY. -HEY. 1236 01:14:03,272 --> 01:14:05,775 HEY, I JUST NOTICED YOU WERE TAKING OFF, 1237 01:14:05,809 --> 01:14:07,477 AND I JUST WANTED TO SAY THIS WAS FUN. 1238 01:14:07,511 --> 01:14:09,078 YEAH, I FIGURED YOU WANT TO, 1239 01:14:09,112 --> 01:14:10,947 YOU KNOW, FIGURE THINGS OUT WITH FRANKIE, SO. 1240 01:14:10,980 --> 01:14:14,918 YEAH, I'M GONNA STICK BACK WITH FRANKIE. 1241 01:14:14,951 --> 01:14:17,086 BUT, HEY, MAN, IT WAS A GREAT TRIP. 1242 01:14:17,120 --> 01:14:18,922 IT'S NOT FINISHED. I'M-- I'M GONNA FINISH IT. 1243 01:14:18,955 --> 01:14:20,089 SO... 1244 01:14:21,791 --> 01:14:23,192 -HEY. -YEAH. 1245 01:14:28,131 --> 01:14:29,566 SEE YOU. 1246 01:14:31,535 --> 01:14:32,468 DUDE. 1247 01:14:34,303 --> 01:14:36,673 YOU REALLY THINK I'M NOT GONNA FINISH THIS TRIP WITH YOU? 1248 01:14:36,706 --> 01:14:39,108 -WHAT'RE YOU, CRAZY? -DAVID. 1249 01:14:39,142 --> 01:14:40,744 I'M A LITTLE INSULTED. 1250 01:14:40,777 --> 01:14:43,179 LOOK, THE FRANKIE STUFF WILL FIGURE ITSELF LATER. 1251 01:14:43,212 --> 01:14:46,115 -YOU GOT ME. -WELL, I'M PRETTY GOOD. 1252 01:14:46,149 --> 01:14:47,684 NOW IT'S MY TURN. YOU KNOW THIS, RIGHT? 1253 01:14:47,717 --> 01:14:49,986 WELL, TRIP'S OVER. WE'RE EVEN. 1254 01:14:50,019 --> 01:14:51,621 -THAT'S IT. -OKAY, DAVID, NO PROBLEM. 1255 01:14:51,655 --> 01:14:53,590 FINGERS CROSSED. 1256 01:14:53,623 --> 01:14:55,725 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO SAY 1257 01:14:55,759 --> 01:14:57,594 "FINGERS CROSSED" WHEN YOU LIE. 1258 01:14:57,627 --> 01:15:00,063 UNDERSTOOD, DAVID. FINGERS CROSSED. 1259 01:15:00,096 --> 01:15:02,131 HEY, DID YOU GET ENOUGH SOUNDS FOR YOUR SONG? 1260 01:15:02,165 --> 01:15:03,700 OH, YES, DAVID, IT'S GOING TO BE 1261 01:15:03,733 --> 01:15:05,735 THE GREATEST SONG OF ALL TIMES. 1262 01:15:05,769 --> 01:15:10,039 IT'S CALLED "HONEYBUDDIES FOREVER, SUPERMAN NEVER" 1263 01:15:10,073 --> 01:15:11,808 YOU KNOW, BECAUSE OF SUPERMAN'S BLATANT 1264 01:15:11,841 --> 01:15:13,677 HUMAN RIGHTS VIOLATIONS, OF COURSE. 1265 01:15:13,710 --> 01:15:16,813 DO YOU ACTUALLY THINK THAT LOIS LANE AND SUPERMAN 1266 01:15:16,846 --> 01:15:18,281 WERE THE ONES WHO EXPLORED THIS AREA? 1267 01:15:18,314 --> 01:15:20,016 WHAT-- DOES HE-- WHAT I DON'T GET 1268 01:15:20,049 --> 01:15:23,286 IS WHY SUPERMAN AND LOIS HAD TO TAKE CANOES AT ALL. 1269 01:15:23,319 --> 01:15:25,121 -YOU KNOW? -UH... 1270 01:15:25,154 --> 01:15:27,924 COULDN'T SUPERMAN JUST CARRY LOIS IN HIS ARMS 1271 01:15:27,957 --> 01:15:30,159 AND FLY AROUND THESE BEAUTIFUL MOUNTAINS, 1272 01:15:30,193 --> 01:15:31,695 AND THEN TELL PRESIDENT TRAVESTON 1273 01:15:31,728 --> 01:15:33,730 AND LEX LUTHOR ABOUT IT WHEN HE GOT BACK? 1274 01:15:33,763 --> 01:15:35,565 SEEMS LOGICAL TO ME. 1275 01:15:35,599 --> 01:15:37,901 YOU ARE RAISING QUESTIONS THAT I PROMISE YOU 1276 01:15:37,934 --> 01:15:39,669 HISTORIANS HAVE NEVER ASKED. 1277 01:15:39,703 --> 01:15:41,070 THANK YOU. 1278 01:15:41,104 --> 01:15:43,039 ONE LAST QUESTION FOR YOU, DAVID. 1279 01:15:43,072 --> 01:15:45,041 DO YOU-- DO YOU SEE THAT WHITE FURRY, DOG-LIKE CREATURE 1280 01:15:45,074 --> 01:15:46,576 RUNNING TOWARDS US? 1281 01:15:46,610 --> 01:15:48,244 IT'S 30 METERS. NO, IT'S 20 METERS. 1282 01:15:48,277 --> 01:15:49,946 IT'S LIKE TEN METERS AWAY... WAIT-- AH! 1283 01:15:49,979 --> 01:15:51,180 UH... 1284 01:15:52,649 --> 01:15:53,917 HONEYBUDDY, YEAH! 1285 01:16:00,724 --> 01:16:01,725 YEAH! BOOM! 1286 01:16:23,980 --> 01:16:26,182 HONEYBUDDIES. 1287 01:16:26,215 --> 01:16:27,884 DO THAT AGAIN. 1288 01:16:27,917 --> 01:16:29,753 -NO, BACK, BACK. -WHAT? 1289 01:16:29,786 --> 01:16:31,921 BACK-- SHH! -- DO THAT AGAIN. NO. 1290 01:16:31,955 --> 01:16:33,222 -WHAT? -BACK, BACK. 1291 01:16:33,256 --> 01:16:35,091 -WHAT? -BACK-- SHH!-- DO THAT AGAIN. 1292 01:16:35,124 --> 01:16:36,960 -NO, BACK, BACK. -WHAT? WHAT? 1293 01:16:36,993 --> 01:16:38,928 BACK-- SHH! DO THAT AGAIN. 1294 01:16:38,962 --> 01:16:41,631 NO-- BACK, BACK. JUST GO FASTER. 1295 01:16:48,104 --> 01:16:50,073 JUST GO FASTER. 1296 01:16:50,106 --> 01:16:51,274 YEAH! 1297 01:16:55,278 --> 01:16:56,713 -WHAT IS HAPPENING? -SHH! 1298 01:17:11,460 --> 01:17:13,930 "WE ARE NOW ABOUT TO PENETRATE 1299 01:17:13,963 --> 01:17:15,431 A COUNTRY 1300 01:17:15,464 --> 01:17:19,703 ON WHICH THE FOOT OF CIVILIZED MAN HAS NEVER TROD. 1301 01:17:19,736 --> 01:17:23,707 IT WAS ON THE SPOT WHERE I SAW A BEAUTIFUL WHITE WOLF 1302 01:17:23,740 --> 01:17:26,342 THE LARGEST WE HAD EVER SEEN. 1303 01:17:26,375 --> 01:17:30,947 BUT THIS BEAUTY SURELY ALLIES SOME UNKNOWN DANGER. 1304 01:17:30,980 --> 01:17:33,282 I AM NO COWARD, BUT I FEAR THAT ALL WILL NOT 1305 01:17:33,316 --> 01:17:35,018 MAKE IT ACROSS THIS CONTINENT." 1306 01:17:35,051 --> 01:17:37,821 JUST GO, JUST GO, JUST GO, JUST GO, JUST GO, JUST GO, 1307 01:17:37,854 --> 01:17:40,423 JUST GO, JUST GO, JUST GO, JUST GO, JUST GO, JUST GO, 1308 01:17:40,456 --> 01:17:43,292 - JUST GO-- - DANGER. DANGER. 1309 01:17:43,326 --> 01:17:45,294 DANGER. DANGER. 1310 01:17:45,328 --> 01:17:48,798 DANGER. DANGER. DANGER. DANGER. 1311 01:17:48,832 --> 01:17:50,333 DANGER. DANGER. DANGER. 1312 01:17:50,366 --> 01:17:52,201 DANGER. DANGER. DANGER. DANGER. DANGER-- 1313 01:17:57,073 --> 01:17:58,975 HONEYBUDDIES, YEAH! 1314 01:18:28,371 --> 01:18:31,240 HONEYBUDDIES.