0 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:20,000 1 00:00:31,800 --> 00:00:34,132 Why can't he use the doggy door? 2 00:00:35,237 --> 00:00:38,765 He doesn't understand. It's too new. 3 00:00:38,942 --> 00:00:40,637 Your dog? 4 00:00:40,810 --> 00:00:42,835 Your house. 5 00:02:40,774 --> 00:02:42,639 - Did you see the paper? - No. 6 00:02:42,810 --> 00:02:44,334 The old man is stepping down. 7 00:02:44,511 --> 00:02:46,878 - What? - Junior's taking over. The king's dead. 8 00:02:47,048 --> 00:02:49,346 - What a way to let us know. - Tell me about it. 9 00:02:49,517 --> 00:02:54,113 New York is putting him in charge of both magazines. Consolidation. 10 00:02:54,289 --> 00:02:58,158 Sales is tight. There could be some layoffs in editorial, so watch your ass. 11 00:03:18,616 --> 00:03:22,484 Hi, Mr. Gascon would like to see you. Mr. Gascon Jr., that is. 12 00:03:28,860 --> 00:03:30,158 Hey. 13 00:03:32,031 --> 00:03:34,397 - We're getting fired, aren't we? - I don't know. 14 00:03:34,566 --> 00:03:40,403 Man. I just broke up with my girl last Thursday. That was stupid. 15 00:03:40,573 --> 00:03:42,803 Now I'm gonna have no job and no girl. 16 00:03:42,976 --> 00:03:45,206 I'll end up pushing mochas at Starbucks. 17 00:03:45,378 --> 00:03:48,541 How about you, Quincy? You still going with that model? 18 00:03:48,715 --> 00:03:50,479 - Helen. - Don't break up. 19 00:03:50,651 --> 00:03:54,553 No stress. Tonight, we're announcing our engagement at the Zig Zag Club. 20 00:03:54,722 --> 00:03:56,451 - You need to be there. - After work? 21 00:03:56,624 --> 00:03:58,922 - Yeah. - After work could be in 10 minutes. 22 00:03:59,093 --> 00:04:01,221 Mr. Gascon won't need to see you. Thanks. 23 00:04:01,396 --> 00:04:05,059 - See? - Really? So I can go? 24 00:04:05,233 --> 00:04:06,860 You can go. I'm sorry. 25 00:04:10,872 --> 00:04:13,068 - Mr. Watson, he's ready for you. - Just me? 26 00:04:22,653 --> 00:04:25,520 - Excuse me. - No, excuse me. 27 00:04:37,035 --> 00:04:40,004 As you've probably heard, Quincy, the company's downsizing. 28 00:04:40,338 --> 00:04:42,067 Yeah, I heard that. 29 00:04:42,741 --> 00:04:45,939 I have a problem, Quincy. I've gotta let 15 percent of staff go. 30 00:04:46,112 --> 00:04:49,013 It's unfortunate, and it's necessary. 31 00:04:49,782 --> 00:04:51,249 Yeah. 32 00:04:51,951 --> 00:04:53,816 Now, I see in your resume... 33 00:04:53,986 --> 00:04:57,013 ...you went to graduate school in psychology for a year. 34 00:04:57,190 --> 00:04:58,555 Berkeley. 35 00:04:58,725 --> 00:05:02,286 - You're familiar with crazy people. - Mostly from living in L.A. 36 00:05:02,729 --> 00:05:05,597 Okay. What do you know about firing people? 37 00:05:05,767 --> 00:05:07,701 - How's that? - I don't know. Firing. 38 00:05:07,869 --> 00:05:10,167 Just laying off, in general. 39 00:05:10,338 --> 00:05:13,273 Employee termination, yeah. There are several studies out. 40 00:05:13,441 --> 00:05:15,375 I haven't studied it myself. Why? 41 00:05:15,543 --> 00:05:18,240 Do you know the name Jeffrey Jasper? 42 00:05:18,414 --> 00:05:21,212 - Yeah, the guy from New Jersey. - That's it. Got fired. 43 00:05:21,383 --> 00:05:24,875 Got a gun. Got drunk. Shot 10 executives in the stomach. 44 00:05:25,421 --> 00:05:29,791 Well, I don't want to be Jaspered. I'd like you to put together... 45 00:05:29,959 --> 00:05:33,224 I don't know, a guideline or a set of procedural outlines. 46 00:05:33,396 --> 00:05:36,365 Wouldn't Mr. Peters from human resources be more qualified? 47 00:05:36,533 --> 00:05:38,934 He probably would. I fired him this morning. 48 00:05:39,103 --> 00:05:41,799 He didn't like it. Said he'd kill me with a golf club. 49 00:05:41,972 --> 00:05:46,033 - Mr. Peters? - A MacGregor 3 Iron. Very specific. 50 00:05:47,812 --> 00:05:50,680 I'd like those guidelines on my desk by Friday afternoon. 51 00:05:50,849 --> 00:05:52,942 - Is that gonna be a problem? - No, sir. 52 00:05:55,487 --> 00:05:56,920 Helen? 53 00:05:58,056 --> 00:05:59,547 Helen? 54 00:06:01,394 --> 00:06:03,726 Never can be too careful. 55 00:06:07,333 --> 00:06:08,925 Watch out. 56 00:06:09,102 --> 00:06:11,071 Oh, my bad. 57 00:06:11,271 --> 00:06:13,239 You all right? 58 00:06:15,476 --> 00:06:18,502 "See you tonight, love..." Love you too. 59 00:06:20,280 --> 00:06:21,646 "Termination of Employees: 60 00:06:21,816 --> 00:06:24,250 Psychological Strategies for Employers. 61 00:06:24,419 --> 00:06:26,046 Got somebody you wanna fire?" 62 00:06:34,663 --> 00:06:37,223 Q, relax. She's gonna be here, all right? Relax. 63 00:06:37,533 --> 00:06:39,728 All right, hey. Let me get the toast. 64 00:06:39,902 --> 00:06:41,802 - To my cousin Q. - Yes. 65 00:06:41,971 --> 00:06:46,033 To having sex with the same woman for the rest of your life... 66 00:06:46,209 --> 00:06:49,303 ...over and over and over again. 67 00:06:49,479 --> 00:06:52,539 In so many different positions. Don't you sleep on that. 68 00:06:52,716 --> 00:06:55,311 That's what you need to do too. If she don't hurry... 69 00:06:55,486 --> 00:06:57,681 - Relax. She's gonna be here. - I'm good. 70 00:06:57,855 --> 00:07:00,415 - You good, but I'm... - There she is, right there. 71 00:07:00,591 --> 00:07:02,855 There he go. There he go. 72 00:07:04,329 --> 00:07:06,957 Where you been, huh? Everybody is waiting on you. 73 00:07:07,132 --> 00:07:11,091 You got Evan, Greg, Lamont, Trey, everybody here. Where your girls? 74 00:07:11,270 --> 00:07:13,261 - They're not coming. - Okay. Why not? 75 00:07:13,872 --> 00:07:17,206 - I didn't invite them. - You wanna break it to them later? 76 00:07:17,377 --> 00:07:21,711 What? You wanna get a little kissy or something back here in the back? 77 00:07:21,981 --> 00:07:25,884 - I'm getting a bad feeling about this. - You don't wanna get engaged now? 78 00:07:26,053 --> 00:07:29,352 Please don't be mad. But I think we should take some time off. 79 00:07:29,723 --> 00:07:32,851 Away from each other. Think things through. 80 00:07:33,727 --> 00:07:37,926 - For what? - Everything between us is too right. 81 00:07:38,099 --> 00:07:42,433 - Too easy. Never dramatic. - What are you talking about? 82 00:07:42,604 --> 00:07:48,840 I'm 25 years old and still waiting for that, you know, grand passion. 83 00:07:49,212 --> 00:07:51,874 I mean, it's not your fault. You just don't do grand. 84 00:07:52,048 --> 00:07:56,280 You don't do sweeping, romantic gestures. 85 00:07:56,452 --> 00:08:00,116 Look, I wanna marry you. I wanna spend the rest of my life with you. 86 00:08:00,290 --> 00:08:03,657 Ain't that grand and sweeping? At least sweeping? 87 00:08:05,162 --> 00:08:09,259 See, you just don't get it. I need to be away from you for a while. 88 00:08:09,434 --> 00:08:12,926 - What did I do to you? - I am so sorry. 89 00:08:13,104 --> 00:08:16,767 You gonna make these people think I hit you. Where you going? 90 00:08:16,941 --> 00:08:19,103 - It's not important. - It's important to me. 91 00:08:19,278 --> 00:08:22,179 - You don't wanna know. - Girl, I wanna know. 92 00:08:22,348 --> 00:08:24,748 - No, you don't. - Girl, you better tell me where. 93 00:08:24,917 --> 00:08:26,384 What, you crying? 94 00:08:26,552 --> 00:08:30,751 I'm going to Paris with Tony... 95 00:08:30,924 --> 00:08:33,051 - You going to Paris with who? ...tomorrow. 96 00:08:35,095 --> 00:08:37,063 You're going to Paris with my best man? 97 00:08:37,230 --> 00:08:40,028 And I gathered these people to announce my engagement? 98 00:08:40,201 --> 00:08:42,465 I was gonna send a letter, but it's not fair. 99 00:08:42,637 --> 00:08:45,333 Are you high? Are you smoking? Write me a letter? 100 00:08:45,506 --> 00:08:49,840 - Oh, write me a postcard from Paris? - No. It wouldn't have been a postcard. 101 00:08:50,011 --> 00:08:52,981 You know that I love you. 102 00:08:53,148 --> 00:08:56,481 Girl, I don't even know who you are. You somebody else right now. 103 00:08:56,652 --> 00:09:00,782 You a alien right now. Helen, Helen. Girl, don't... 104 00:09:00,956 --> 00:09:05,223 - I think she just kicked him to the curb. - Lord, have mercy. 105 00:09:23,581 --> 00:09:25,048 Quincy. 106 00:09:26,484 --> 00:09:30,580 - Quincy. What are you doing? - Hey, Mr. Gascon. Hey. 107 00:09:32,257 --> 00:09:34,453 You got a handle on it? 108 00:09:34,727 --> 00:09:37,161 - A handle on what? - On the firing. 109 00:09:37,330 --> 00:09:39,662 Yeah. I've researched. Got everything together. 110 00:09:39,832 --> 00:09:42,460 - Okay. All right. Excellent. - Yeah, yeah. 111 00:09:42,635 --> 00:09:45,571 - All right, here you go. - Okay. All right. I see names. 112 00:09:45,739 --> 00:09:48,799 - What is...? What is this? - Yeah. Well... 113 00:09:48,975 --> 00:09:51,068 ...it's just a little hands-on experience. 114 00:09:51,244 --> 00:09:53,838 Right. I don't understand what you're talking about. 115 00:09:54,014 --> 00:09:57,075 Come on. What? Don't go daft on me here. 116 00:09:57,251 --> 00:10:00,880 - I'm not. Yeah. - It's a list of people who need to be... 117 00:10:01,055 --> 00:10:03,250 ...fired. - What? You want me to do it? 118 00:10:03,424 --> 00:10:05,915 - Of course. You're the expert. - No, wait a minute. 119 00:10:06,095 --> 00:10:09,895 I was just doing the research. I didn't know you were about to fire people. 120 00:10:10,065 --> 00:10:12,795 Yeah. No, no. Well, see, I thought I was clear. 121 00:10:12,968 --> 00:10:15,869 - No, no. - Well, then that's my error. All right. 122 00:10:16,038 --> 00:10:17,529 - Sorry. Sorry. - Okay. Okay. 123 00:10:17,707 --> 00:10:20,403 - Well, let me know how it goes. - Mr. Gascon, listen. 124 00:10:20,577 --> 00:10:23,740 - I am not comfortable with this. - Well, of course not. 125 00:10:23,913 --> 00:10:26,473 To feel comfortable, you'd have to be a monster. 126 00:10:26,649 --> 00:10:29,949 - Yeah, yeah. - No, you're no monster. Neither am I. 127 00:10:30,121 --> 00:10:33,579 - Right, right. - I just happen to be in the position... 128 00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:36,124 ...to delegate, and you are not. 129 00:10:36,861 --> 00:10:38,762 Hey, good luck. 130 00:10:44,503 --> 00:10:47,802 - Quincy. What's happening, man? - Hey, nothing. 131 00:10:47,973 --> 00:10:49,601 - You look awful. - Thanks. 132 00:10:49,776 --> 00:10:52,745 - Looks like it was quite a blowout. - Yeah, I was blown out. 133 00:10:52,912 --> 00:10:55,972 - All right. So, what's up? - This and that. 134 00:10:56,282 --> 00:10:57,613 - This and that? - Yeah. 135 00:10:57,784 --> 00:11:00,754 - Sandra said you wanted to see me. - Yeah. 136 00:11:05,259 --> 00:11:07,489 - So it's like that, huh? - Look... 137 00:11:09,396 --> 00:11:10,796 That's cool. 138 00:11:14,569 --> 00:11:16,230 Shit! 139 00:11:26,649 --> 00:11:30,449 - Make sure Mr. Gascon gets this. - Sure. 140 00:11:57,783 --> 00:11:59,216 Q. 141 00:12:05,024 --> 00:12:07,720 Q. Come on, open up the door, man. 142 00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:12,060 Oh, Q. Man, what you wearing, Q? 143 00:12:13,099 --> 00:12:16,331 - You know, it feels good on my skin. - You gonna let me in? 144 00:12:16,504 --> 00:12:18,369 - What you want? - That's for what. 145 00:12:18,539 --> 00:12:20,666 Your mother, my auntie's been calling me... 146 00:12:20,841 --> 00:12:23,605 ...every day early for a week. She's worried about you. 147 00:12:23,777 --> 00:12:25,404 - You can't call her? - Been busy. 148 00:12:25,579 --> 00:12:27,138 - You been busy? - I've been busy. 149 00:12:27,315 --> 00:12:28,782 - Move out... - Watch the piss. 150 00:12:28,950 --> 00:12:32,442 - What's that? - You so in a hurry, you ain't looking. 151 00:12:32,854 --> 00:12:35,482 Oh, no. No, no, no. 152 00:12:35,657 --> 00:12:38,388 - See, this is disturbing, Q. - Kind of a mess, huh? 153 00:12:38,561 --> 00:12:41,792 It's like an outer extension of disease. Where's your stuff? 154 00:12:41,964 --> 00:12:44,364 Helen, you know, she took some stuff. Took a TV. 155 00:12:44,534 --> 00:12:48,062 Left me with the dog and a half-naked picture of herself. Just evil. 156 00:12:48,238 --> 00:12:51,765 - I gave her everything but my soul. - And I bet they want that too. 157 00:12:51,942 --> 00:12:53,910 - Just greedy. - Don't give it to them. 158 00:12:54,077 --> 00:12:56,409 All you gotta do is pretend to give it to them. 159 00:12:56,580 --> 00:12:59,607 Why do I have to pretend? Why can't I just be me? 160 00:12:59,784 --> 00:13:02,218 Nobody finds pathetic charming. 161 00:13:03,922 --> 00:13:06,789 Was that cheese? Okay, look, I'm sorry about Helen, okay? 162 00:13:06,958 --> 00:13:09,860 But you got to pull yourself together, bro. 163 00:13:10,029 --> 00:13:11,758 - I been writing. - You been writing? 164 00:13:11,931 --> 00:13:14,661 Letters to Helen. A few letters. 165 00:13:14,833 --> 00:13:16,596 How many letters, Q? 166 00:13:16,769 --> 00:13:20,365 - I could not get the right tone. - No, how many letters? 167 00:13:20,540 --> 00:13:23,976 I just kept obsessing over the way she left me and what she told me. 168 00:13:24,144 --> 00:13:27,170 Then it came to me, with my employee-termination research... 169 00:13:27,347 --> 00:13:31,182 ...that if Helen was my boss, then the way she fired me was bad... 170 00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:36,085 ...bad in every way. Public humiliation, conflicting messages, horrific timing. 171 00:13:36,257 --> 00:13:38,225 Oh, yeah, I wrote a letter. 172 00:13:38,392 --> 00:13:43,592 I wrote a letter detailing the disgust I have at her method and technique. 173 00:13:43,765 --> 00:13:46,495 Her method and her technique for dumping you? 174 00:13:46,668 --> 00:13:49,762 - Exactly. - Oh, okay, man. Where is this letter? 175 00:13:50,639 --> 00:13:52,073 - I'm calling your mom. - Wait. 176 00:13:52,241 --> 00:13:55,005 No, that is a scream for help. I'm calling your mother. 177 00:13:55,178 --> 00:13:59,239 It started out as a letter, then it evolved into a manual. 178 00:13:59,415 --> 00:14:01,542 A manual on how to break up with a lover... 179 00:14:01,718 --> 00:14:04,745 ...based on psychological and employee-termination research. 180 00:14:04,922 --> 00:14:07,584 You're telling me you don't find any of this strange? 181 00:14:07,758 --> 00:14:11,421 What's strange, huh? What's strange about it? 182 00:14:11,595 --> 00:14:14,929 When you break up with somebody, and firing somebody's the same... 183 00:14:15,100 --> 00:14:19,366 ...you wanna do it the easiest way without producing a stalker. 184 00:14:21,006 --> 00:14:24,238 - I call it The Plan. - The Plan? 185 00:14:24,410 --> 00:14:27,038 The Plan. It is brilliant. 186 00:14:27,213 --> 00:14:28,680 You got a table of contents? 187 00:14:29,148 --> 00:14:31,116 I don't believe him. 188 00:14:31,717 --> 00:14:33,981 "Committed or committable? Time to kill. 189 00:14:34,153 --> 00:14:36,486 Location, location." Why break up at her place? 190 00:14:36,657 --> 00:14:39,751 You control the duration of the breakup, leave when you want. 191 00:14:39,926 --> 00:14:43,191 A person can follow you if you're at a bar, restaurant or hotel. 192 00:14:43,363 --> 00:14:45,764 But ain't nobody leaving their own apartment. 193 00:14:46,501 --> 00:14:49,470 - And the answering machine? - Change the outgoing message... 194 00:14:49,637 --> 00:14:53,869 ...to the mechanical one because a breakup-ee will call the breakup-er... 195 00:14:54,042 --> 00:14:56,341 ...just to hear their voice and then hang up. 196 00:14:56,512 --> 00:15:00,676 And what that does, it creates a cycle of emotional desperation... 197 00:15:00,849 --> 00:15:04,512 ...especially if the message says, "I'm not here. I'm in Paris..." 198 00:15:06,756 --> 00:15:10,817 You see, to me, falling in love is blissful insanity. 199 00:15:10,994 --> 00:15:13,087 But breaking up, that's a rational act. 200 00:15:13,263 --> 00:15:18,964 Now, how do we improve upon that rational act? We do it through science. 201 00:15:19,603 --> 00:15:21,935 What were you planning on doing with this? 202 00:15:22,106 --> 00:15:24,074 I'm... 203 00:15:26,177 --> 00:15:28,442 I got a betty I been seeing for three months. 204 00:15:28,814 --> 00:15:31,612 Chapter 6. Yeah. What's...? Capricorn? 205 00:15:31,783 --> 00:15:33,751 - Aries. - Oh, yeah. 206 00:15:33,919 --> 00:15:36,319 You wanna take this on a field test. 207 00:16:05,253 --> 00:16:09,485 Quincy? We're gonna be rich, bro. We are gonna be so incredibly rich. 208 00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:43,450 How to dress. How to act. What to wear. What not to wear. 209 00:16:43,629 --> 00:16:47,861 All I've done is just research and realize that you can break up... 210 00:16:48,033 --> 00:16:50,524 ...but improve on it by the science. 211 00:16:50,702 --> 00:16:53,968 - That's my boyfriend's cousin there. - Who's that, honey? 212 00:16:54,140 --> 00:16:57,473 The guy on TV, talking about the book he wrote on how to break up. 213 00:16:57,644 --> 00:17:02,377 Not exactly leading us out of the Dark Ages, is he? He's kind of cute, though. 214 00:17:02,549 --> 00:17:05,144 - What's he like? - I don't know. I never met him. 215 00:17:05,319 --> 00:17:08,482 - But I know he is one lonely puppy. - Why do you say that? 216 00:17:08,656 --> 00:17:12,592 What woman would go out with a guy whose expertise is dumping people? 217 00:17:13,227 --> 00:17:16,527 You got a point. Okay, here we go. 218 00:17:16,698 --> 00:17:18,689 What's your love life like? 219 00:17:21,236 --> 00:17:24,330 - Are you seeing anyone? - Give me a second. 220 00:17:24,806 --> 00:17:27,776 So, what do you want me to do? 221 00:17:28,110 --> 00:17:31,807 Something drastic. I've been seeing Evan for three months... 222 00:17:31,981 --> 00:17:34,848 ...and I really like him, but he's getting a bit twitchy. 223 00:17:35,017 --> 00:17:36,712 You know how the fine ones are. 224 00:17:36,887 --> 00:17:38,320 I think I need to shock him. 225 00:17:38,488 --> 00:17:41,514 I need to shock myself. I had that dream again. 226 00:17:41,692 --> 00:17:46,288 - The one with the straps? - No. The one with Halle Berry. 227 00:17:46,563 --> 00:17:49,590 - So... - Dreaming of Halle before a haircut... 228 00:17:49,767 --> 00:17:52,793 ...is as clear a sign you're gonna get in this lifetime. 229 00:18:00,512 --> 00:18:03,948 How does it feel to be in the building as an author and not a slave? 230 00:18:04,116 --> 00:18:07,279 - I can wait by Philip's office. - I don't want you to be lonely. 231 00:18:07,453 --> 00:18:09,285 - Lonely? - You gotta get out more... 232 00:18:09,456 --> 00:18:11,321 ...because it's depressing seeing you. 233 00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:14,159 A fan wrote me a letter, said I was arrogant. 234 00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:17,194 No, no. Let me tell you something. You have supplied... 235 00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:20,163 ...a humanitarian service to the world. - No. 236 00:18:20,334 --> 00:18:22,859 No, listen to me. You should feel good about that. 237 00:18:23,037 --> 00:18:25,528 How is anybody gonna find their one true love... 238 00:18:25,706 --> 00:18:29,574 ...when they're stuck in a bunch of dead-end relationships? Quincy... 239 00:18:29,911 --> 00:18:32,779 ...you are a love enabler. - I just need somebody normal. 240 00:18:32,948 --> 00:18:37,078 Oh, see, there you go. There are no normal relationships. You know why? 241 00:18:37,252 --> 00:18:38,913 Because there are no normal women. 242 00:18:39,087 --> 00:18:42,182 You know what? A girl came to my crib. Never seen her before. 243 00:18:42,358 --> 00:18:46,021 - Says that she dug the book. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait. A groupie. 244 00:18:46,195 --> 00:18:50,222 Oh, my boy had his first groupie. Groupies are there to please, okay. 245 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:53,837 They're there to do whatever, whenever, however you want, kid. 246 00:18:54,004 --> 00:18:57,030 - I couldn't close the deal. - Oh, Q! Don't tell me that, man. 247 00:18:57,207 --> 00:18:59,539 Do you know what I'd do to get with a groupie? 248 00:18:59,710 --> 00:19:02,144 If it happens again, you can pretend you're me. 249 00:19:02,546 --> 00:19:06,415 I'm gonna do that. I gotta meet up with Nicky later. You wanna check her out? 250 00:19:06,584 --> 00:19:10,816 - Nope. How many weeks she got left? - Technically, her time's almost up. 251 00:19:10,989 --> 00:19:14,448 - But she's a little freaky. So... - You like her. 252 00:19:14,627 --> 00:19:17,994 - No. - You gazed into just midair. 253 00:19:18,164 --> 00:19:20,291 - No, I... - When you like people, you gaze. 254 00:19:20,466 --> 00:19:26,167 All right, you know what it is? She has this long, black, thick, sexy, sexy hair. 255 00:19:30,277 --> 00:19:34,373 - Just got the weirdest pain in my nuts. - I don't want to be staring at that. 256 00:19:35,350 --> 00:19:39,548 Anyway, you'd like her, Q. She does physical therapy at the hospital. 257 00:19:39,721 --> 00:19:41,382 - You know, she's bright. - Mulatto? 258 00:19:41,556 --> 00:19:44,218 - No, no. A little cinnamon. - Okay. Bright like smart. 259 00:19:44,392 --> 00:19:46,258 Yeah, bright like smart. She's tough. 260 00:19:46,428 --> 00:19:49,192 She has body and that long, long, black hair. 261 00:19:49,832 --> 00:19:51,527 Oh, shit, there it is again. 262 00:19:51,700 --> 00:19:54,328 Boy, you are too old to be having the crabs. 263 00:19:55,170 --> 00:19:57,662 You been putting that where you ain't supposed to? 264 00:19:57,841 --> 00:19:59,968 It's a very social organ, but... 265 00:20:00,510 --> 00:20:01,943 - Yo. - He's ready for you. 266 00:20:02,112 --> 00:20:05,445 Okay. All I'm saying is that one day a girl's gonna dump you... 267 00:20:05,615 --> 00:20:09,416 ...before you dump her. It's gonna have you very Eric Benet: Sensitive. 268 00:20:09,587 --> 00:20:11,555 - Don't jinx me. - I'm not jinxing you. 269 00:20:11,722 --> 00:20:13,485 She's gonna hide things from you. 270 00:20:13,657 --> 00:20:16,854 The next thing you know, she's gonna give you those fatal words: 271 00:20:17,028 --> 00:20:19,623 "Baby, I think we need to talk." 272 00:20:20,565 --> 00:20:22,760 - Respond to the door. - Okay, fine. I'm out. 273 00:20:22,934 --> 00:20:25,869 - Twist it, respond, out. - Need something from the clinic? 274 00:20:28,573 --> 00:20:28,708 - Hey. - Hey. 275 00:20:28,708 --> 00:20:29,834 - Hey. - Hey. 276 00:20:30,009 --> 00:20:34,241 - Author, author. Good to see you. - King Author, baby. King Author. 277 00:20:34,414 --> 00:20:36,109 - What's cracking? - Well, yeah. 278 00:20:36,282 --> 00:20:38,978 - Ready to do the second printing? - Let's get cracking. 279 00:20:39,152 --> 00:20:41,917 - Publishing boys treating you right? - Pretty decent. 280 00:20:42,089 --> 00:20:44,080 That book is just the beginning too. 281 00:20:44,258 --> 00:20:47,227 I'm seeing the whole line now of Spoil books. 282 00:20:47,394 --> 00:20:50,228 Spoil's Guide to Sex. Spoil's Guide to Golf. 283 00:20:50,398 --> 00:20:53,492 - Spoil's Guide to Pimping. - I'm branding the whole damn world. 284 00:20:53,668 --> 00:20:56,000 - Yeah. - Okay. 285 00:20:56,171 --> 00:20:58,503 Guess you're wondering why I asked you up here. 286 00:20:58,673 --> 00:21:02,405 - Yeah, why am I here? - Okay, just... Why don't you sit. 287 00:21:04,613 --> 00:21:07,776 Let me just put it right out on the table. I need your help. 288 00:21:08,084 --> 00:21:09,984 - With what? - Firing somebody. 289 00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:16,516 Which is not the right word. More "letting go," "getting rid of," "losing." 290 00:21:16,693 --> 00:21:19,662 - Another employee? - It's my girlfriend. 291 00:21:19,830 --> 00:21:21,798 You want me to help you fire your girl? 292 00:21:21,965 --> 00:21:26,062 Well, no, if only you could. No, no. I've gotta do this myself. 293 00:21:26,237 --> 00:21:30,003 I'm not gonna delegate this. I would if I could, but I can't. It's just... 294 00:21:30,174 --> 00:21:33,542 ...I am at my wit's end. This woman... God, she has a power over me. 295 00:21:33,712 --> 00:21:37,148 Just a... It's like a voodoo, hoodoo, she do! She's got me. 296 00:21:37,316 --> 00:21:39,113 I am... I'm not in control. 297 00:21:39,551 --> 00:21:42,577 No. This is not me. 298 00:21:42,855 --> 00:21:44,084 Hi, it's Sandra. 299 00:21:44,257 --> 00:21:47,021 You asked me to tell you if there was anything to know. 300 00:21:47,193 --> 00:21:50,356 - Mr. Gascon has brought in a ringer. - I need a professional. 301 00:21:50,530 --> 00:21:52,794 - Breakup professional? - Breakup professional. 302 00:21:52,966 --> 00:21:54,365 - Me? - You. 303 00:21:54,535 --> 00:21:56,298 - Him. - You've got to help me. 304 00:21:56,470 --> 00:22:00,270 No, it's a disaster. My God. Amy, I look like a bigheaded alien. 305 00:22:00,441 --> 00:22:05,174 No, Evan's gonna freak. No, I don't know what I did. It's ugly. 306 00:22:05,347 --> 00:22:09,113 Oh, Jesus. Would you stop with the "perfect couple" crap? 307 00:22:09,284 --> 00:22:12,981 No, no, I don't look like Halle Berry. I look like her Yorkshire terrier. 308 00:22:14,489 --> 00:22:16,355 Okay. No, I gotta go. 309 00:22:18,995 --> 00:22:20,758 Nicky. 310 00:22:22,298 --> 00:22:23,959 - Nicky. - I'm in the bedroom. 311 00:22:24,133 --> 00:22:26,328 All right, come on. We're gonna be late. 312 00:22:28,405 --> 00:22:30,600 - Did you hear me? - I'm not coming out. 313 00:22:30,774 --> 00:22:34,073 - What? - Never. I'm never coming out. 314 00:22:34,244 --> 00:22:36,178 - What are you doing up there? - Nothing. 315 00:22:36,346 --> 00:22:38,178 You're doing nothing in the bedroom? 316 00:22:38,349 --> 00:22:40,909 - Yeah. - And why are you never coming out? 317 00:22:41,085 --> 00:22:44,384 - Because I'm hiding. - And why are you hiding? 318 00:22:46,491 --> 00:22:48,687 Baby, we need to talk. 319 00:22:49,528 --> 00:22:50,961 Damn, he did jinx me. 320 00:22:51,130 --> 00:22:53,325 Prepare yourself. 321 00:22:54,833 --> 00:22:56,494 God. 322 00:23:00,273 --> 00:23:02,434 Evan? 323 00:23:07,147 --> 00:23:09,047 Hey, Evan? 324 00:23:13,988 --> 00:23:15,717 Evan? 325 00:23:27,836 --> 00:23:30,532 - What's up, Q? - What you doing here? 326 00:23:30,706 --> 00:23:33,141 I was driving by and saw you had the lights on. 327 00:23:33,309 --> 00:23:35,641 - That's why I'm here. - What's with the hitting? 328 00:23:35,812 --> 00:23:38,872 - You jinxed me, man. I knew it. - I'm gonna whup your ass. 329 00:23:39,048 --> 00:23:41,073 - You know what happened? - What? 330 00:23:41,251 --> 00:23:43,379 - She tried to break up with me. - What? 331 00:23:43,554 --> 00:23:46,079 "What?" She was being evasive and she was hiding... 332 00:23:46,257 --> 00:23:49,715 ...and you know what she said to me? "Baby, we need to talk." 333 00:23:49,893 --> 00:23:52,795 - Yeah, that sounds familiar, don't it? - What did you say? 334 00:23:52,964 --> 00:23:55,455 What do you mean? I preempted the strike. I ran. 335 00:23:55,634 --> 00:23:57,329 You was gonna break up anyway. 336 00:23:57,502 --> 00:24:00,596 I was gonna break up with her. You feeling that? I with her. 337 00:24:00,772 --> 00:24:04,334 There's a world of difference. But it's cool because I have a plan. 338 00:24:04,510 --> 00:24:08,207 This the plan, okay? I made plans to meet her at the Zig Zag at 9:00. 339 00:24:08,381 --> 00:24:10,747 - Oh, come on. - So you're gonna show up there. 340 00:24:10,916 --> 00:24:12,543 You tell her I'm gonna be late. 341 00:24:12,718 --> 00:24:15,654 You're gonna talk me up. Tell her what a great guy I am... 342 00:24:15,822 --> 00:24:19,417 ...how cool it is for her to be with me. Call me. I take it from there. 343 00:24:19,593 --> 00:24:21,720 - Where you gonna be? - I'll be right here. 344 00:24:21,895 --> 00:24:26,026 - Why you staying at my place? - I can't go home. She'll find me there. 345 00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:27,861 - Chapter 3. - Chapter 3. 346 00:24:28,036 --> 00:24:29,401 - You been reading. - Come on. 347 00:24:29,570 --> 00:24:31,401 That's why you're nervous. 348 00:24:46,856 --> 00:24:48,448 Nicky? 349 00:24:49,459 --> 00:24:53,623 - Maybe. - Maybe not, huh? What is your name? 350 00:24:53,797 --> 00:24:57,859 - No, I'm not Nicky. Sorry. - Okay, that's the wrong name. 351 00:25:11,917 --> 00:25:14,750 Excuse me. Quincy. Did you ask me my name? 352 00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:17,718 - No. - You didn't just...? 353 00:25:17,923 --> 00:25:20,449 - Okay, well, my name is Quincy. - Okay. 354 00:25:21,761 --> 00:25:24,059 - Mary. - Mary, nice to meet you. 355 00:25:24,230 --> 00:25:27,688 I was actually here because my cousin sent me to find his girlfriend. 356 00:25:27,867 --> 00:25:30,996 She has long hair. I never realized how many women... 357 00:25:31,171 --> 00:25:32,900 ...in L.A. Had long hair. 358 00:25:33,073 --> 00:25:37,567 No other distinguishing characteristics like a scar or a tattoo... 359 00:25:37,745 --> 00:25:40,271 ...dimples or something? - Pretty smile. 360 00:25:41,149 --> 00:25:42,548 No, not to my knowledge. 361 00:25:42,851 --> 00:25:46,048 Maybe her description of you is more detailed than yours of her. 362 00:25:46,221 --> 00:25:47,449 She doesn't know me. 363 00:25:47,622 --> 00:25:50,182 She thinks she's coming to meet her boyfriend. 364 00:25:50,358 --> 00:25:53,123 - But she's not? - No, no. My cousin sent me because... 365 00:25:53,295 --> 00:25:56,731 ...for some reason, he is terrified she's gonna break up with him. 366 00:25:56,899 --> 00:25:58,389 Why would he think that? 367 00:25:58,567 --> 00:26:00,364 Because she wants to talk. 368 00:26:00,536 --> 00:26:03,267 He ever think she'd wanna talk about something else? 369 00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:05,499 You know women when they just want to talk. 370 00:26:05,675 --> 00:26:09,133 You guys, when y'all wanna talk, y'all talk. And y'all talking. 371 00:26:09,312 --> 00:26:11,405 - Just talky-talk. - We're funny like that. 372 00:26:11,581 --> 00:26:12,913 Really. 373 00:26:13,084 --> 00:26:16,520 - What'd he expect you to do about it? - He wants me to chat her up... 374 00:26:16,687 --> 00:26:18,746 ...tell her how great of a guy he is. 375 00:26:19,524 --> 00:26:22,755 - That's really high-school. - I said the same thing. 376 00:26:22,928 --> 00:26:24,589 And the cold part is I gotta lie. 377 00:26:24,763 --> 00:26:26,526 - He ain't great. - What do you mean? 378 00:26:26,698 --> 00:26:29,394 He's a misogynist. He's a player, you know? 379 00:26:29,568 --> 00:26:32,230 And he has a three-month commitment clause. 380 00:26:32,404 --> 00:26:35,932 - Really? - Yeah, yeah. No, a firm policy. 381 00:26:36,109 --> 00:26:39,203 - Sounds like a real peach. - Even within the three months... 382 00:26:39,379 --> 00:26:42,871 ...he messes with other girls anyway. So I'm like, "What's the deal?" 383 00:26:43,049 --> 00:26:45,382 - Yeah, what is the deal? - Enough. Want a drink? 384 00:26:45,553 --> 00:26:48,113 Yeah, a bloody mary. Can I get a double, please? 385 00:26:48,289 --> 00:26:51,383 Mary likes bloody marys. That's cute. 386 00:26:51,559 --> 00:26:56,657 Yeah. So, Quincy, what is it that you do? 387 00:26:56,998 --> 00:27:01,196 - I am an editor for Spoil magazine. - Really? 388 00:27:02,604 --> 00:27:07,508 Wow. You know, you remind me of someone. 389 00:27:08,044 --> 00:27:10,512 - You remind me of somebody too. - Really? 390 00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:12,705 Halle Berry. 391 00:27:13,816 --> 00:27:15,511 You got that. 392 00:27:15,685 --> 00:27:17,984 - Thanks. - Yeah. 393 00:27:54,494 --> 00:27:56,359 - Q. - No-show. 394 00:27:56,530 --> 00:28:01,491 - Damn. That's a sign, isn't it? - Like a flashing red light before a cliff. 395 00:28:01,669 --> 00:28:03,728 Wanna go get something to drink, man? 396 00:28:03,905 --> 00:28:06,066 I can't, man. I just met this babe. 397 00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:08,708 We might go get some dinner and a club later. 398 00:28:08,876 --> 00:28:12,438 I didn't mention that I wrote the book. Is that dishonest? 399 00:28:12,614 --> 00:28:14,605 You're on a date. It's all dishonest. 400 00:28:14,783 --> 00:28:16,148 All right. 401 00:28:20,389 --> 00:28:23,484 Strange. You were gonna meet your date, I was gonna meet mine. 402 00:28:23,660 --> 00:28:26,185 And we meet each other at the same time. Strange. 403 00:28:26,362 --> 00:28:27,727 - That's not strange. - No? 404 00:28:27,897 --> 00:28:30,923 - No. You wanna hear strange? - Give me strange. 405 00:28:31,100 --> 00:28:33,501 - Teratomas. - That's them little cookies? 406 00:28:33,671 --> 00:28:35,764 - They come in a package? - That's tiramisu. 407 00:28:35,940 --> 00:28:39,103 Teratomas. They're tumors that can grow inside our bodies... 408 00:28:39,276 --> 00:28:42,268 ...formed by all three embryonic precursors. 409 00:28:43,415 --> 00:28:46,384 - What does that mean? - It means that they have hair... 410 00:28:46,551 --> 00:28:50,453 ...and skin and glands, so they sweat like you are now, and brain tissue. 411 00:28:50,622 --> 00:28:53,490 I saw one pulled out of a woman the size of a basketball. 412 00:28:53,659 --> 00:28:56,958 And when they cut it open, she had a full row of teeth. 413 00:28:57,129 --> 00:29:00,292 All the stuff that comes together to form human life are there. 414 00:29:00,466 --> 00:29:03,868 But somehow they dissemble into something hideous. It's crazy. 415 00:29:04,037 --> 00:29:07,473 So, what's the strangest thing that you know? 416 00:29:08,308 --> 00:29:10,037 Can't bite through your own skin. 417 00:29:10,210 --> 00:29:11,609 - What? - It's impossible. 418 00:29:11,778 --> 00:29:15,909 First law of nature: Self-preservation. You can't do it, because you're selfish. 419 00:29:16,084 --> 00:29:19,076 I can't bite through my own flesh, because I'm too selfish? 420 00:29:19,253 --> 00:29:20,515 - Try to. - No. 421 00:29:20,688 --> 00:29:22,349 - Bite into yourself. - That's lame. 422 00:29:22,523 --> 00:29:25,823 - Bite yourself. - All right. 423 00:29:30,799 --> 00:29:33,267 You want some hot sauce? 424 00:29:34,336 --> 00:29:36,498 I can't bite into my skin, because I'm sane. 425 00:29:36,673 --> 00:29:40,575 It's the same thing, biologically speaking. See, if you're not selfish... 426 00:29:40,744 --> 00:29:43,144 ...that means you're crazy and you could do it. 427 00:29:43,313 --> 00:29:46,909 What about if you care about someone more than you care about yourself? 428 00:29:48,119 --> 00:29:51,646 First, why would you do that? Second, are you talking about love? 429 00:29:51,822 --> 00:29:54,552 Yeah. Love. 430 00:29:54,825 --> 00:29:58,455 If someone is in love, therefore not selfish, then he or she is crazy... 431 00:29:58,864 --> 00:30:03,164 ...and could bite through his or her own flesh. 432 00:30:03,602 --> 00:30:06,537 So being in love and being crazy are one and the same? 433 00:30:06,705 --> 00:30:08,070 It's obvious. 434 00:30:08,241 --> 00:30:10,766 - Wanna bite your other hand? - No. 435 00:30:11,511 --> 00:30:16,073 Wanna bite me? I'm tender. I'm moist. I'm loving. 436 00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:28,489 Hello. 437 00:30:41,377 --> 00:30:43,004 Quincy Watson, I presume? 438 00:30:46,916 --> 00:30:50,283 Yeah. Yeah, that's me. Quincy. 439 00:30:50,453 --> 00:30:53,423 Quincy Watson. What's up? Come on. 440 00:30:56,793 --> 00:31:00,786 - I'm Rita Monroe. - Oh, yes, you are, Rita. 441 00:31:04,168 --> 00:31:07,103 - That's his way of saying hello. - Oh, God. 442 00:31:07,271 --> 00:31:09,239 "Hello, Rita." 443 00:31:12,410 --> 00:31:14,606 - Drink? - You do know why I'm here? 444 00:31:15,681 --> 00:31:21,244 I do know. I do. Do...? Do l...? Do I know why? 445 00:31:21,687 --> 00:31:22,915 One second. 446 00:31:26,426 --> 00:31:30,590 - So you read my book? - I'm familiar with it. 447 00:31:30,997 --> 00:31:33,397 I'm also familiar with the fact that you plan... 448 00:31:33,566 --> 00:31:36,092 ...on giving my Philip breakup pointers. 449 00:31:36,270 --> 00:31:40,070 Not a very good idea. I'm completely... 450 00:31:40,775 --> 00:31:46,908 Everyone has a job, and mine is to become Mrs. Philip Gascon. 451 00:31:47,849 --> 00:31:50,113 I'm sorry. You were saying? 452 00:31:50,285 --> 00:31:53,345 I'm saying that I think we need to work some things out. 453 00:31:54,689 --> 00:31:56,282 One professional to another. 454 00:31:56,559 --> 00:31:58,823 - Professional? - Don't be under any illusions. 455 00:31:58,995 --> 00:32:00,485 It's not all love. 456 00:32:01,664 --> 00:32:04,531 It's not love. I think I understand now. 457 00:32:04,700 --> 00:32:08,000 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I wasn't expecting you to be so... 458 00:32:08,172 --> 00:32:10,197 - What? So honest? - Straightforward. 459 00:32:10,374 --> 00:32:13,343 There's no need for us to work against each other on this. 460 00:32:13,777 --> 00:32:16,575 - You wanna talk compensation? - Wow. Very direct. 461 00:32:16,747 --> 00:32:19,717 - Was I too fast for you? - No. I'm just used to placating... 462 00:32:19,884 --> 00:32:21,818 ...scared little rabbits, you know? 463 00:32:21,986 --> 00:32:25,478 I'm not used to doing business with a real man. 464 00:32:29,161 --> 00:32:31,652 I need to find an ATM. 465 00:33:25,356 --> 00:33:27,586 Oh, what the hell? 466 00:33:29,393 --> 00:33:31,520 - Look at the town drunk. - Where am I? 467 00:33:31,695 --> 00:33:35,257 You're in my living room. What kind of man corrupts another man's dog? 468 00:33:35,433 --> 00:33:37,765 - You see a woman around? - You that freaky... 469 00:33:37,936 --> 00:33:39,767 ...you need help to get a dog drunk? 470 00:33:39,938 --> 00:33:42,429 What you do to the dog? I'm gonna report you. 471 00:33:42,607 --> 00:33:44,439 It's not your dog, it's your ex's. 472 00:33:44,610 --> 00:33:48,046 If Helen came home now and saw an alcoholic pug, what would she say? 473 00:33:48,214 --> 00:33:50,705 You can't let pugs drink, they're not rottweilers. 474 00:33:50,883 --> 00:33:53,819 - They got little-bitty kidneys. - Helen's not coming back. 475 00:33:54,588 --> 00:33:55,850 It ain't about Helen. 476 00:33:56,023 --> 00:33:58,491 No. And it's definitely not about the dog. 477 00:33:58,659 --> 00:34:01,992 I don't know what kind of freaky stuff... You got my drawers on? 478 00:34:12,340 --> 00:34:14,035 Mr. Lynch, I've told you... 479 00:34:14,208 --> 00:34:16,336 ...don't take your clothes off for therapy. 480 00:34:16,512 --> 00:34:18,139 Hold my dick. 481 00:34:18,347 --> 00:34:21,839 Okay. I'll come back when you get dressed. 482 00:34:23,519 --> 00:34:26,546 Dr. Jacobs, call 2035. 483 00:34:26,756 --> 00:34:29,156 Evan called. One o'clock, your place. 484 00:34:29,759 --> 00:34:34,219 A little afternoon delight? Oh, he's so romantic. 485 00:34:34,397 --> 00:34:36,126 You guys are the reason I date. 486 00:34:36,299 --> 00:34:38,700 He thinks I'm breaking up with him. He's freaking out. 487 00:34:38,869 --> 00:34:42,771 - Are you? - No, or I wasn't. 488 00:34:42,940 --> 00:34:45,704 Then I went on a date with Quincy, who thinks I'm Mary. 489 00:34:45,876 --> 00:34:48,277 And found out that if true, Evan is Satan. 490 00:34:48,447 --> 00:34:50,938 Not that Quincy's reliable, given he lied about... 491 00:34:51,116 --> 00:34:53,380 ...what he does or did in writing that book. 492 00:34:53,552 --> 00:34:57,545 But he did seem sincere, and there's the craziest freaking attraction that's... 493 00:34:57,723 --> 00:34:59,658 Oh, God. 494 00:34:59,826 --> 00:35:01,418 So I guess the answer's yes. 495 00:35:02,195 --> 00:35:05,596 - Yes, what? - I'm dumping Evan's ass for lunch. 496 00:35:06,966 --> 00:35:08,764 - Hey. - You're late. 497 00:35:08,936 --> 00:35:11,632 - What are we doing way out here? - Spies. 498 00:35:11,805 --> 00:35:15,434 I don't think you fully realize the seriousness of the situation I'm in. 499 00:35:15,609 --> 00:35:20,104 I got techniques for you so good you will never worry about this girl again. 500 00:35:20,315 --> 00:35:21,543 Now, what's the plan? 501 00:35:21,983 --> 00:35:24,952 Early supper, maybe a DVD back at my place. 502 00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:26,747 Can we get the DVD at her place? 503 00:35:26,921 --> 00:35:29,856 - Her place. Now, what do I say? - Nothing. 504 00:35:30,025 --> 00:35:31,550 - Nothing? - It's what you do. 505 00:35:31,727 --> 00:35:33,285 - Well, what do I do? - You sulk. 506 00:35:34,296 --> 00:35:35,558 Pardon? 507 00:35:40,870 --> 00:35:44,170 And then eventually, she will ask you... 508 00:35:44,508 --> 00:35:47,636 - What's wrong? - Then you will respond by saying... 509 00:35:49,212 --> 00:35:52,273 ...nothing. Come on, come on. 510 00:35:52,617 --> 00:35:56,986 - Honey, something must be wrong. - No, nothing. 511 00:35:57,155 --> 00:36:01,956 - Something is obviously wrong. - No, it's nothing. 512 00:36:02,126 --> 00:36:05,324 Tell me. Please tell me what's bothering you. 513 00:36:05,497 --> 00:36:08,796 Now you got her. She's desperate. Hit her right between the eyes. 514 00:36:09,034 --> 00:36:12,060 Well, if you must know, I wanna break up. 515 00:36:12,438 --> 00:36:14,168 Wait a second. Just like that? 516 00:36:14,340 --> 00:36:16,934 I call it the passive-aggressive bullet to the head. 517 00:36:17,110 --> 00:36:18,600 She feels responsible. 518 00:36:18,778 --> 00:36:21,440 Then eventually, she'll squeak out, "But why?" 519 00:36:21,614 --> 00:36:26,416 And then you just look right in her eyes and say, "Hey, I don't love you." 520 00:36:28,355 --> 00:36:29,947 And then you bounce. 521 00:36:30,324 --> 00:36:33,088 Wow. Well, it sounds a bit cruel. 522 00:36:33,260 --> 00:36:37,425 It's less cruel than a bad relationship. Now, I'm gonna give you these. 523 00:36:37,599 --> 00:36:40,966 Okay? That reminds you who you are. 524 00:36:41,136 --> 00:36:44,162 You're hard metal. You're steel. 525 00:36:47,777 --> 00:36:50,473 I still don't know why we couldn't go to your place. 526 00:36:50,646 --> 00:36:52,614 I like the smell of new paint. 527 00:36:53,316 --> 00:36:56,252 - Drink? - No, thank you. 528 00:37:17,242 --> 00:37:19,404 You look like you swallowed a spider. 529 00:37:19,578 --> 00:37:21,136 I didn't just swallow a spider. 530 00:37:21,313 --> 00:37:22,575 - A rat? - No. 531 00:37:23,916 --> 00:37:26,146 - Wanna know what it is? - What you swallowed? 532 00:37:26,318 --> 00:37:30,517 - Why I am sulking? - It just looks like you're constipated. 533 00:37:30,690 --> 00:37:33,056 No. I explained to you that I was sulking. 534 00:37:33,226 --> 00:37:34,750 Because you're constipated. 535 00:37:34,928 --> 00:37:37,419 - When was the last movement? - It's not about that. 536 00:37:37,597 --> 00:37:39,623 - You want to know what it's about? - No. 537 00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:41,927 - Well, why not? - Because you look so cute. 538 00:37:42,470 --> 00:37:45,268 There's something on my mind. Something you should know. 539 00:37:45,439 --> 00:37:48,670 Philip, rub my leg. I have a cramp. 540 00:37:50,112 --> 00:37:52,205 Don't you wanna know what's on my mind? 541 00:37:52,381 --> 00:37:54,246 Rub my leg first. 542 00:37:55,984 --> 00:37:57,508 Higher. 543 00:37:57,686 --> 00:37:59,176 Higher. 544 00:38:06,829 --> 00:38:10,424 What's on your mind, big boy? 545 00:38:25,817 --> 00:38:27,216 Let's go. 546 00:38:32,725 --> 00:38:33,953 It's open. 547 00:38:41,500 --> 00:38:42,990 - You cut your hair. - I know. 548 00:38:43,169 --> 00:38:45,661 No, but I mean, like, you really cut your hair. 549 00:38:45,839 --> 00:38:47,932 I mean, you look like that actress. 550 00:38:48,108 --> 00:38:50,633 - Halle Berry. - No, not Halle Berry, please. No. 551 00:38:50,978 --> 00:38:53,469 The actress in that movie about the crack addicts. 552 00:38:53,647 --> 00:38:55,980 - That's who you look like. - Like a crackhead? 553 00:38:56,150 --> 00:38:58,380 It doesn't matter, because, you know... 554 00:38:58,553 --> 00:39:01,351 ...that's one hell of a cut. - So, what, you like it? 555 00:39:01,522 --> 00:39:04,286 No, I hate it. That's good. It makes it so much easier. 556 00:39:04,459 --> 00:39:05,984 - I wanna break up. - What? 557 00:39:06,161 --> 00:39:08,288 Yeah. "What?" I wanna break up. 558 00:39:08,464 --> 00:39:12,025 You can't break up with me. I'm supposed to break up with your ass. 559 00:39:12,201 --> 00:39:13,429 Well... 560 00:39:16,473 --> 00:39:17,940 Apparently not. 561 00:39:19,676 --> 00:39:23,373 This is so unfair. This is so completely like you, just totally contrary. 562 00:39:23,546 --> 00:39:26,983 Okay, but why you yelling? Because you wanted to break up with me. 563 00:39:27,151 --> 00:39:29,642 Yesterday you wanted to have "the talk." Remember? 564 00:39:29,820 --> 00:39:32,084 I didn't want to break up. You thought I did. 565 00:39:32,256 --> 00:39:34,224 Oh, no. No, no. Okay. I saw the sulk. 566 00:39:34,392 --> 00:39:37,191 - You were sulking when I came in. - That wasn't a sulk. 567 00:39:37,362 --> 00:39:40,058 It was too a sulk. Your forehead looked like a walnut. 568 00:39:40,232 --> 00:39:42,826 - I saw it. - Okay, today, I was sulking. 569 00:39:43,001 --> 00:39:45,765 - Yesterday, total misread. - Today, today. What? 570 00:39:45,937 --> 00:39:48,270 - About the talking. - So why'd you cut the hair? 571 00:39:48,441 --> 00:39:51,569 - To keep you, dumb-ass. - This is too confusing. I'm out. 572 00:39:51,744 --> 00:39:54,178 Be gone, nigga. I don't care. Who's keeping you? 573 00:39:54,347 --> 00:39:56,872 You're real indignant, considering you stood me up. 574 00:39:57,050 --> 00:39:58,609 I did not. You stood me up. 575 00:39:58,786 --> 00:40:00,981 It's good. I'm leaving. But you stood me up. 576 00:40:01,155 --> 00:40:04,352 You practically forced me to go out on a date with another guy. 577 00:40:04,525 --> 00:40:05,924 What? 578 00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:07,891 Yeah. 579 00:40:08,696 --> 00:40:12,155 - What other guy? - Whoever I was out with, obviously. 580 00:40:12,334 --> 00:40:14,063 - Where'd you go? - Where we were at. 581 00:40:14,235 --> 00:40:16,066 Now you fronting. You a comedian now? 582 00:40:16,237 --> 00:40:18,205 It's good, because I'm up out of here. 583 00:40:18,373 --> 00:40:20,535 How long you been seeing this guy? 584 00:40:20,876 --> 00:40:24,937 You know what? That's no longer any of your business, now, is it? 585 00:40:33,957 --> 00:40:36,517 - Did you do it? - No, not really. 586 00:40:36,693 --> 00:40:39,628 - You're still together? - No, he dumped me. 587 00:40:39,963 --> 00:40:43,400 He dumped you? Wow. 588 00:40:43,634 --> 00:40:45,067 - He's good. - Too good. 589 00:40:46,304 --> 00:40:48,363 It doesn't make sense. You were perfect. 590 00:40:48,539 --> 00:40:50,973 - You should get married. - It makes perfect sense. 591 00:40:51,142 --> 00:40:54,203 His best friend shows up, acts like he doesn't know who I am. 592 00:40:54,380 --> 00:40:58,441 Talks smack about Evan to get me all angry, knows all these great lines... 593 00:40:58,617 --> 00:41:00,448 ...and then lies about what he does. 594 00:41:00,619 --> 00:41:04,317 "And what does he do?" you ask. He masterminds breakups. It's obvious. 595 00:41:04,491 --> 00:41:07,153 - It is? - They did the old bait and switch. 596 00:41:07,327 --> 00:41:09,124 Evan handed me off to Quincy, like: 597 00:41:09,295 --> 00:41:11,229 "I'd slap that ass. You give it a try." 598 00:41:11,398 --> 00:41:13,298 No. What are you gonna do about it? 599 00:41:13,968 --> 00:41:15,560 Quincy doesn't know that I know. 600 00:41:15,736 --> 00:41:18,330 He doesn't see that I see the connection with Evan. 601 00:41:18,506 --> 00:41:20,940 That I know about that stupid book he wrote. 602 00:41:21,108 --> 00:41:23,975 That's fine and dandy. I'll keep our little date tonight. 603 00:41:24,412 --> 00:41:27,007 Take him down the old romance path. 604 00:41:27,182 --> 00:41:31,710 When he leans in to kiss me, that first awkward kiss of the evening... 605 00:41:31,887 --> 00:41:34,253 - Yeah. ...I pull back and laugh. 606 00:41:34,423 --> 00:41:37,086 I'll dump his ass so hard he'll be using a walker. 607 00:41:38,361 --> 00:41:39,726 What? 608 00:41:39,896 --> 00:41:42,592 - It sounds a little childish. - It is not. 609 00:41:42,765 --> 00:41:46,133 Okay. Maybe Evan will realize how much he's in love with you... 610 00:41:46,303 --> 00:41:49,670 ...and then you can suggest couple's counseling or... 611 00:41:51,208 --> 00:41:53,802 It's time for my rounds. We'll talk later. 612 00:41:55,479 --> 00:41:57,175 Lay back, Mr. Lynch. 613 00:42:01,953 --> 00:42:03,284 Q. 614 00:42:04,689 --> 00:42:06,850 - What you doing here? - Just helping Philip. 615 00:42:07,025 --> 00:42:09,153 Forget about Philip. Your boy got problems. 616 00:42:09,328 --> 00:42:11,455 - I know that. - You ready for this? 617 00:42:11,630 --> 00:42:13,564 - I'm in love. - That's what you said. 618 00:42:13,799 --> 00:42:17,200 No, no. That was lust. That was just bump and grinding... 619 00:42:17,369 --> 00:42:20,339 ...talking-dirty-while- I'm-spanking-that-ass lust. This... 620 00:42:20,507 --> 00:42:22,702 - This is love. It's Nicky. - Right. 621 00:42:22,876 --> 00:42:25,868 - I broke up with her today. - Strange way to show your love. 622 00:42:26,046 --> 00:42:28,982 I wasn't in love with her when I did it, okay? At least... 623 00:42:29,150 --> 00:42:30,777 ...I didn't think I was. 624 00:42:30,952 --> 00:42:32,817 Was I in love with her when I did it? 625 00:42:32,987 --> 00:42:37,424 No. It wasn't until she told me she was seeing another guy. That's what it is. 626 00:42:37,592 --> 00:42:39,857 - That's jealousy. That ain't love. - Think so? 627 00:42:40,028 --> 00:42:42,588 Of course it's jealousy, that's what I'm saying. 628 00:42:42,764 --> 00:42:45,028 Why would I be jealous if I wasn't in love? 629 00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:48,897 - Because we trip like that sometimes. - I think I made a big mistake. 630 00:42:49,071 --> 00:42:51,700 I don't know what to do. What you think I should do? 631 00:42:51,875 --> 00:42:54,343 Buy her something. Diamond rings, clothes. 632 00:42:54,511 --> 00:42:56,672 - Here we go. You're no help. - Credit card. 633 00:42:56,846 --> 00:42:58,939 I need to find the dude, stick my foot up his ass. 634 00:42:59,115 --> 00:43:01,050 He might be big. Might whup your ass. 635 00:43:01,218 --> 00:43:04,654 You know, if it wasn't for that stupid haircut that she had... 636 00:43:06,357 --> 00:43:08,848 - She cut her hair? - Cut her hair. Can you believe...? 637 00:43:09,026 --> 00:43:11,494 Women know that's an aggressive act towards men. 638 00:43:11,662 --> 00:43:14,461 Women cut their hair, it's aggression. She aggressed me. 639 00:43:14,633 --> 00:43:16,191 - No long hair? - No long hair. 640 00:43:16,368 --> 00:43:18,598 Thinks she look like Halle Berry. Come on. 641 00:43:18,770 --> 00:43:20,499 Halle Be... 642 00:43:22,107 --> 00:43:23,735 You know, it's... 643 00:43:25,411 --> 00:43:27,936 - What's wrong with you? - Nothing. I was bubbling. 644 00:43:28,114 --> 00:43:31,447 You know, my stomach is bad. I ate some of those taquitos... 645 00:43:31,617 --> 00:43:34,678 ...that they had out in the front. No, I need to go. 646 00:43:34,855 --> 00:43:37,323 Where's a...? I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 647 00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:25,065 Nicky? 648 00:46:42,292 --> 00:46:44,419 So, Mary. 649 00:46:46,063 --> 00:46:49,261 - Is that short for Marilyn? - No. 650 00:46:49,968 --> 00:46:51,629 Actually, it's not. 651 00:46:52,303 --> 00:46:55,761 So why don't you tell me more about your job as an editor. 652 00:46:56,541 --> 00:47:00,137 Actually, you know what I'm trying to do? I'm trying to write a book. 653 00:47:00,312 --> 00:47:02,542 - Like a children's book. - Of course, a book. 654 00:47:04,350 --> 00:47:07,046 It's called All Dogs Leave L.A. 655 00:47:07,219 --> 00:47:11,020 Because they can't get any attention or any love. 656 00:47:11,458 --> 00:47:14,018 - Where do they go? - Compton. 657 00:47:14,928 --> 00:47:18,523 Whatever happened to your sleazy friend and his longhaired girlfriend? 658 00:47:19,233 --> 00:47:22,327 - They broke up. - How's he taking that? 659 00:47:23,004 --> 00:47:26,303 - Feels like he made a big mistake. - Does he? 660 00:47:40,356 --> 00:47:43,689 Yeah, they say that honesty is the most important element in love. 661 00:47:43,860 --> 00:47:45,452 Oh, I don't believe that. 662 00:47:45,628 --> 00:47:49,860 I think it's the most important element in a relationship, but love... 663 00:47:50,033 --> 00:47:54,869 ...doesn't care about it one way or the other. 664 00:47:56,507 --> 00:47:58,600 What does it care about? 665 00:48:00,010 --> 00:48:01,534 Itself. 666 00:48:23,002 --> 00:48:24,664 Who the hell do you think you are? 667 00:48:24,838 --> 00:48:26,328 We had a deal. 668 00:48:26,506 --> 00:48:29,703 I don't know what crazy game you think you're playing... 669 00:48:29,877 --> 00:48:33,040 ...but you're out of your league. - Gotta be a wrong number. 670 00:48:33,213 --> 00:48:35,375 - Safe word: Rabbit. - Grow up. 671 00:48:35,550 --> 00:48:40,249 Listen, Mr. Watson, if you want more than sex, then damn it, just speak up. 672 00:48:40,421 --> 00:48:44,289 But double-dealing? Totally unacceptable. You call me back. 673 00:48:44,459 --> 00:48:46,826 These things are pinching me. 674 00:48:46,996 --> 00:48:50,193 I swear, I don't know who it is. They gotta have a wrong number. 675 00:48:50,366 --> 00:48:52,027 - I don't know who it is. - I'm out. 676 00:48:52,201 --> 00:48:54,465 Some other Quincy. Yo, wait, baby. 677 00:48:54,637 --> 00:48:57,539 - Look, I swear I don't know who... - Oh, you swear what? 678 00:48:57,707 --> 00:49:00,870 That you're honest and forthright? Is that what you swear? 679 00:49:01,044 --> 00:49:02,978 Mostly, yeah. 680 00:49:16,828 --> 00:49:19,956 Get all you need, bro. Get all you need. 681 00:49:23,001 --> 00:49:26,596 She took the day off. But if there's anything I could do for you... 682 00:49:26,772 --> 00:49:29,071 - Will she be here tomorrow? - I don't think so. 683 00:49:29,242 --> 00:49:31,210 I been calling. She hasn't called back. 684 00:49:31,377 --> 00:49:35,370 - You have the nicest eyes. - Thanks. 685 00:49:36,115 --> 00:49:39,813 Is there something else I can help you with? I like your hat. 686 00:49:46,160 --> 00:49:48,253 I'm so confused. 687 00:49:48,729 --> 00:49:52,393 - Me too. - What should I do, Mr. Lynch? 688 00:49:52,567 --> 00:49:54,296 Love me. 689 00:49:54,469 --> 00:49:56,596 And hold your dick, right? 690 00:49:58,006 --> 00:49:59,668 Okay. 691 00:50:00,810 --> 00:50:02,072 - Is he gone? - Yep. 692 00:50:02,244 --> 00:50:04,542 - Finally. - I think he's really, really sorry. 693 00:50:04,714 --> 00:50:06,306 Shouldn't you give him a chance? 694 00:50:06,482 --> 00:50:09,747 - I don't know. - You two belong together. 695 00:50:13,457 --> 00:50:15,152 How about it? 696 00:50:47,660 --> 00:50:51,118 If you hate this girl so much, why can't you break up with her? 697 00:50:51,297 --> 00:50:53,288 It's called fear. Don't get me wrong... 698 00:50:53,467 --> 00:50:56,868 ...she has many fine qualities: Beautiful, fun, smart... 699 00:50:57,038 --> 00:51:00,599 But after a point, you get this feeling of bottomless ruthlessness. 700 00:51:00,775 --> 00:51:05,076 So tell me, you wicked little animal... 701 00:51:05,247 --> 00:51:06,874 ...what is Philip offering? 702 00:51:07,049 --> 00:51:08,277 You tell me. 703 00:51:08,450 --> 00:51:10,748 Nothing. Stinko. Zip. 704 00:51:10,919 --> 00:51:13,012 Book payback. 705 00:51:14,289 --> 00:51:17,589 - Book? - Tit for tat. I can give you tit and tit. 706 00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:19,352 - Philip Gascon? - But you decide. 707 00:51:19,529 --> 00:51:23,158 You helping Philip break up with me, or are you helping me marry him? 708 00:51:25,936 --> 00:51:28,234 - Oh, shit. Oh, shit. - What is it? 709 00:51:28,405 --> 00:51:29,895 I got a cramp. 710 00:51:30,074 --> 00:51:32,440 - Where? - It's in my leg. 711 00:51:32,776 --> 00:51:34,641 Well, I'll help you rub it. 712 00:51:39,384 --> 00:51:40,646 - Here? - Yeah, right there. 713 00:51:40,819 --> 00:51:42,252 That's where the cramp is. 714 00:51:42,420 --> 00:51:44,012 You're not even listening to me. 715 00:51:44,255 --> 00:51:45,483 Hello, Philip? 716 00:51:46,624 --> 00:51:47,853 - Where you at? - Sorry. 717 00:51:48,027 --> 00:51:50,689 Look, if something isn't done soon, I'll be married. 718 00:51:50,963 --> 00:51:53,158 So why you wanna marry Philip? 719 00:51:55,501 --> 00:51:58,164 Quincy, Quincy, Quincy. 720 00:51:59,272 --> 00:52:00,637 I'm a practical girl. 721 00:52:02,142 --> 00:52:06,875 I was brought up dirt-poor, wrong side of Toledo, by not a very loving family. 722 00:52:07,414 --> 00:52:11,977 I've put together a life for myself based on good looks and street savvy. 723 00:52:12,420 --> 00:52:16,880 I figure another five to seven years to cash in. It's really all quite simple. 724 00:52:17,058 --> 00:52:19,926 I mean, even the book is theoretical. Just... 725 00:52:20,696 --> 00:52:23,028 Don't fall in love. That's the main thing. 726 00:52:23,198 --> 00:52:26,224 Don't fall in love. It's dangerous. Somebody could get hurt. 727 00:52:27,236 --> 00:52:30,673 - Do you love Philip? - No. I like him. 728 00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:32,865 He's nice. He's a likable guy. 729 00:52:33,042 --> 00:52:35,306 But women don't love men they can manipulate. 730 00:52:35,478 --> 00:52:37,503 What about a man that can manipulate you? 731 00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:38,908 Well, if I find one... 732 00:52:40,216 --> 00:52:42,685 ...I�m sure I'll fall in love. 733 00:52:42,853 --> 00:52:42,987 You need to break up with her in public. 734 00:52:42,987 --> 00:52:45,046 You need to break up with her in public. 735 00:52:45,222 --> 00:52:46,951 Do it at the post office, airport. 736 00:52:47,124 --> 00:52:49,354 Banks are good. Where there's security. 737 00:52:49,527 --> 00:52:51,462 But you gotta come on with the come on. 738 00:52:51,630 --> 00:52:55,225 - You got to be assertive. - I know, I've gotta be assertive here. 739 00:52:55,400 --> 00:52:56,731 Yeah. Got to get you... 740 00:52:57,836 --> 00:52:59,201 I didn't tell you about the face. 741 00:52:59,371 --> 00:53:00,633 - What? - You know about the face? 742 00:53:00,805 --> 00:53:03,036 - No. - The face of immutability. 743 00:53:03,209 --> 00:53:07,373 That's where you drain all the emotion off your face, like this here: 744 00:53:09,749 --> 00:53:13,948 See? You don't show emotion, hard for a person to be emotional with you. 745 00:53:14,121 --> 00:53:16,316 This breaks the cycle of facial expressions. 746 00:53:16,490 --> 00:53:19,186 It gives off pain, anger and hurt. 747 00:53:19,493 --> 00:53:21,927 - Yeah, keep that. Keep that. Keep that. - Yeah. 748 00:53:22,095 --> 00:53:25,623 Now, when you see her, you act, you don't wait. You say, "It's over." 749 00:53:34,510 --> 00:53:36,034 Philip. 750 00:53:38,047 --> 00:53:40,811 - What's wrong with you? - Nothing. I want to break up. 751 00:53:40,983 --> 00:53:42,974 - Excuse me? - Yeah, I want to break up. 752 00:53:43,319 --> 00:53:45,254 - Here? - Yes, here. 753 00:53:45,422 --> 00:53:46,946 Why here? 754 00:53:47,190 --> 00:53:48,748 To avoid violence. 755 00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:51,388 In a post office? 756 00:53:51,895 --> 00:53:55,695 Philip, it's not you. I know you. 757 00:53:55,866 --> 00:53:58,960 - You're a FedEx man. - Yeah, whatever. 758 00:53:59,136 --> 00:54:00,865 - Well, it's not possible. - Why not? 759 00:54:01,038 --> 00:54:03,632 - Because we're getting engaged. - The hell we are. 760 00:54:03,808 --> 00:54:05,469 Look, I thought it all through... 761 00:54:05,643 --> 00:54:09,410 ...and it is the best thing to do. It is the most generous thing to do. 762 00:54:09,581 --> 00:54:11,572 I don't want to be generous. 763 00:54:11,750 --> 00:54:15,049 Honey, I'm being generous, not you. 764 00:54:15,220 --> 00:54:17,017 Listen, let's face facts, Philip. 765 00:54:17,189 --> 00:54:19,920 You are an aging, boring white guy. 766 00:54:20,093 --> 00:54:23,688 Without me to define you, you're invisible. 767 00:54:23,863 --> 00:54:26,730 So in good conscience, the loving person that I am... 768 00:54:26,899 --> 00:54:29,892 ...I could not really just let you go. 769 00:54:30,070 --> 00:54:33,471 - I just wanna break up. - Of course you do. 770 00:54:33,641 --> 00:54:37,372 Listen, we'll get a bottle of wine and you can tell me all about it. Okay? 771 00:54:37,544 --> 00:54:40,878 Come on. Come on. Buck up. 772 00:54:48,757 --> 00:54:50,692 Rufus, my darling. 773 00:54:50,860 --> 00:54:52,794 How's my little baby? 774 00:54:54,563 --> 00:54:57,225 Rufus, it's me. Helen. 775 00:54:58,601 --> 00:54:59,829 You stop that. 776 00:55:10,814 --> 00:55:12,373 You have something to say to me? 777 00:55:12,550 --> 00:55:14,381 - Yeah. - What? 778 00:55:16,287 --> 00:55:18,687 You ever hear of this game, the question game? 779 00:55:18,856 --> 00:55:20,323 - No. - It's real simple. 780 00:55:20,491 --> 00:55:23,757 It's where you ask me a question, I have to answer it truthfully. 781 00:55:23,929 --> 00:55:27,296 I ask you a question, and you have to answer it truthfully. 782 00:55:27,466 --> 00:55:29,730 - Sounds slightly mean and dangerous. - No. 783 00:55:29,902 --> 00:55:31,392 How about I start it out? 784 00:55:31,570 --> 00:55:34,438 What's your name again? Mary? 785 00:55:35,809 --> 00:55:37,333 Nicky. 786 00:55:37,577 --> 00:55:39,238 - Your turn. - Okay. 787 00:55:40,513 --> 00:55:42,413 What do you do? 788 00:55:43,551 --> 00:55:45,280 I was an editor at Spoil magazine. 789 00:55:45,453 --> 00:55:49,014 Then I wrote this handbook on how to break up with your lover. 790 00:55:50,424 --> 00:55:53,791 - How long have you known that? - First night at the bar. 791 00:55:53,962 --> 00:55:56,795 How long have you known that my name wasn't Mary? 792 00:55:58,100 --> 00:56:00,694 - Yesterday. - So you didn't know that first night? 793 00:56:01,169 --> 00:56:02,898 Hold on. 794 00:56:03,071 --> 00:56:04,903 Why'd you go out with me? 795 00:56:05,775 --> 00:56:08,141 Because you thought I looked like Halle Berry. 796 00:56:08,311 --> 00:56:10,745 - Who was that woman on the phone? - I don't know. 797 00:56:10,913 --> 00:56:13,245 No girlfriend in the shadows with a frying pan? 798 00:56:13,416 --> 00:56:15,281 Nope. None of that. 799 00:56:17,955 --> 00:56:19,286 Do you love Evan? 800 00:56:20,791 --> 00:56:22,622 I thought I did. 801 00:56:24,094 --> 00:56:27,189 Once you knew who I was, you planned to stop seeing me? 802 00:56:27,365 --> 00:56:29,890 I can't do that. That's my cousin. It's not right. 803 00:56:30,068 --> 00:56:31,865 - But here you are. - Here we are. 804 00:56:32,036 --> 00:56:33,799 Why is that? 805 00:56:34,706 --> 00:56:36,503 I'm crazy. 806 00:56:38,244 --> 00:56:40,804 - How crazy? - I'm crazy like: 807 00:56:45,985 --> 00:56:48,648 Not a drop of blood. What's a girl to think? 808 00:56:48,822 --> 00:56:50,414 I'm bleeding internally. 809 00:56:56,296 --> 00:56:58,356 Wait, wait. Wait, Quincy, wait. 810 00:56:58,533 --> 00:57:00,592 Wait. Maybe we shouldn't, Quincy. 811 00:57:00,768 --> 00:57:02,702 - Why? - You know why. 812 00:57:04,305 --> 00:57:06,933 Yeah. You're right. You're right. 813 00:57:07,108 --> 00:57:08,473 I gotta talk to him. 814 00:57:08,643 --> 00:57:12,273 Yeah. If we have wild sex tonight, it would only complicate things. 815 00:57:12,448 --> 00:57:13,813 Yeah, yeah. It would. 816 00:57:14,416 --> 00:57:17,112 I'm tripping. I'm gonna go talk to him. 817 00:57:17,286 --> 00:57:19,311 You know what? Maybe I should just go. 818 00:57:19,488 --> 00:57:21,013 - You wanna go? - You want me to? 819 00:57:21,191 --> 00:57:22,658 - Not unless you want to. - I don't. 820 00:57:22,826 --> 00:57:25,317 - Don't go. - Then why you bring it up? 821 00:57:27,397 --> 00:57:29,957 - We could play a game. - Naked Twister. 822 00:57:30,534 --> 00:57:32,365 - No, I have a better game. - Really? 823 00:57:33,137 --> 00:57:36,197 - The fantasy game. - The fantasy game. 824 00:57:36,373 --> 00:57:39,342 - You sit over there. I'll be over here. - All right. 825 00:57:39,510 --> 00:57:42,139 You tell me one of your favorite fantasies. 826 00:57:42,314 --> 00:57:43,838 And I'll tell you one of mine. 827 00:57:44,015 --> 00:57:45,642 - You can go first. - Okay. 828 00:57:45,817 --> 00:57:48,047 There's these baby chickens... 829 00:57:48,220 --> 00:57:49,710 ...and they're all oiled up. 830 00:57:51,556 --> 00:57:53,650 You go first. I gotta work mine out. 831 00:57:53,826 --> 00:57:56,659 Okay. I'm asleep... 832 00:57:56,829 --> 00:57:58,558 ...in this... 833 00:57:58,731 --> 00:58:01,359 ...deep, beautiful sleep. 834 00:58:01,534 --> 00:58:03,799 This stranger, he comes into my bedroom. 835 00:58:03,971 --> 00:58:06,531 And his lips... And he tastes so sweet... 836 00:58:06,707 --> 00:58:08,607 ...like a Now and Later. - Grape? 837 00:58:08,775 --> 00:58:10,299 - Grape. - Yeah, grape. 838 00:58:10,477 --> 00:58:14,073 And then his lips are slowly... 839 00:58:14,482 --> 00:58:17,883 ...moving down my body from my neck... 840 00:58:18,186 --> 00:58:20,279 ...to my breasts... 841 00:58:21,155 --> 00:58:22,383 ...to my belly. 842 00:58:23,124 --> 00:58:26,458 I just can barely catch my breath and... 843 00:58:26,695 --> 00:58:29,289 Oh, this... It's like a slow... 844 00:58:29,465 --> 00:58:31,695 ...enormous explosion and... 845 00:58:32,902 --> 00:58:34,767 Get off. What are you doing? 846 00:58:34,938 --> 00:58:36,963 What? L... The dream and the lips. 847 00:58:37,140 --> 00:58:39,301 It was a fantasy. 848 00:58:39,643 --> 00:58:41,770 - Oh, my... - God. 849 00:58:44,748 --> 00:58:47,479 You got me excited. I... 850 00:58:48,119 --> 00:58:49,882 I was feeling... 851 00:58:51,889 --> 00:58:54,119 - Oh, what the hell. Oh, God. - Yeah. 852 00:59:06,104 --> 00:59:07,902 Didn't work out, did it? 853 00:59:08,074 --> 00:59:10,338 Somehow it turned into a negotiation. 854 00:59:10,510 --> 00:59:12,273 We started out far apart. 855 00:59:12,445 --> 00:59:15,346 I wanted to break up, she wanted to get engaged. 856 00:59:15,515 --> 00:59:18,349 In the end, we forged a compromise. 857 00:59:18,586 --> 00:59:21,282 - What was the compromise? - We got engaged. 858 00:59:21,455 --> 00:59:23,923 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 859 00:59:24,925 --> 00:59:28,053 - So you still want to break up? - More than ever. 860 00:59:29,064 --> 00:59:32,397 You know I believe in straightforward honesty and direct dealings? 861 00:59:32,567 --> 00:59:34,558 I have deep respect for your philosophy. 862 00:59:34,736 --> 00:59:36,829 Damn all that. We gonna write a letter. 863 00:59:37,005 --> 00:59:40,703 The letter states you've broken up. Hell, I'll even write it. All right? 864 00:59:40,876 --> 00:59:44,778 After that, all you do is change your phone numbers, answering machine. 865 00:59:44,947 --> 00:59:48,474 Take a vacation for two weeks, somewhere exotic only you know of. 866 00:59:48,651 --> 00:59:51,177 Don't you wanna be somewhere so you can be naked... 867 00:59:51,355 --> 00:59:53,380 ...run on the beach, have fun and frolic? 868 00:59:53,557 --> 00:59:56,390 Frolic all you want, then come back and you change up. 869 00:59:56,560 --> 00:59:59,654 Change your habits. Change your schedule for about... 870 00:59:59,830 --> 01:00:01,731 ...six months. 871 01:00:07,105 --> 01:00:08,595 - Yeah. - Yeah? 872 01:00:08,773 --> 01:00:11,469 - Well, I can do that. - Run naked somewhere, can't you? 873 01:00:12,344 --> 01:00:14,312 I've got an ass, and I'm gonna show it. 874 01:00:14,480 --> 01:00:17,210 If it's what you want. I don't wanna see it. Show your ass. 875 01:00:17,383 --> 01:00:19,408 Okay, let's see some ass. 876 01:00:19,585 --> 01:00:22,248 - Don't get naked right here. - I can just run away! 877 01:00:23,823 --> 01:00:26,849 All right. All right, man. You scaring me. 878 01:00:27,027 --> 01:00:28,688 You scar... You are scaring me. 879 01:00:33,034 --> 01:00:37,266 Evan. This cousin of yours is a genius. 880 01:00:37,438 --> 01:00:40,635 Don't forget to give me that letter. About 7:00? All right. 881 01:00:40,808 --> 01:00:43,903 - Adios. - What you give him? 882 01:00:45,847 --> 01:00:48,543 - I need to holler at you. - Got something to show you. 883 01:00:48,717 --> 01:00:51,584 - Watch your eyes. Watch your eyes. - Nicky? 884 01:00:51,753 --> 01:00:53,584 - Who else? - Thought you broke it off. 885 01:00:53,755 --> 01:00:57,954 Q, the deeper the hole, the bigger the romantic gesture to crawl out of it. 886 01:00:58,127 --> 01:00:59,594 And this is a big gesture. 887 01:00:59,762 --> 01:01:01,627 - You think she's interested? - I know. 888 01:01:01,798 --> 01:01:03,060 - How you know? - I know. 889 01:01:03,299 --> 01:01:05,130 - Her friend told me. - No, she didn't. 890 01:01:05,302 --> 01:01:06,564 - She did. - Her dude? 891 01:01:06,737 --> 01:01:09,638 She's just using some loser to get to me, the real prize. 892 01:01:09,807 --> 01:01:11,775 - You think he's a loser? - I know he is. 893 01:01:11,942 --> 01:01:14,467 I don't believe that. That she'd choose that. 894 01:01:14,645 --> 01:01:18,207 Believe it. I know Nicky, right? I see where she's going with this. 895 01:01:18,383 --> 01:01:20,442 She likes little games, and I play along. 896 01:01:20,618 --> 01:01:23,280 - Some games kind of kinky, right? - Oh, man. 897 01:01:23,455 --> 01:01:26,583 - Why you doing this? - I love the woman, that's why. 898 01:01:26,759 --> 01:01:28,693 - You don't think it's a good idea? - No. 899 01:01:28,861 --> 01:01:32,854 Set you up. I knew you'd say that. You're about being safe and in control. 900 01:01:33,032 --> 01:01:34,522 And this... 901 01:01:34,700 --> 01:01:36,895 - This is crazy, right? - When? 902 01:01:37,169 --> 01:01:39,263 The master plan goes down tonight. 903 01:01:41,208 --> 01:01:42,436 I'm so brilliant. 904 01:01:45,078 --> 01:01:47,342 How you doing? I'm looking for Nicky Callas. 905 01:01:47,514 --> 01:01:50,040 I'm a good fiend of hers, Quincy Watson. 906 01:01:50,418 --> 01:01:54,252 You know, she's out for a few hours, but why don't you leave a message. 907 01:01:54,789 --> 01:01:56,654 Sure. Can you tell me where she went? 908 01:01:57,158 --> 01:01:58,820 No. No idea. 909 01:01:58,994 --> 01:02:01,121 Make sure she gets this. This is important. 910 01:02:01,296 --> 01:02:02,729 - Okay? - Of course. 911 01:02:07,035 --> 01:02:08,764 - Hi. - Hey. 912 01:02:08,937 --> 01:02:11,498 - Still on for tonight, aren't we? - Sure. 913 01:02:23,988 --> 01:02:26,149 - Nicky. - No, it's Philip. 914 01:02:26,323 --> 01:02:28,518 Are you bringing that letter over yet? 915 01:02:28,692 --> 01:02:32,026 - Yeah, I'm coming. - Thank you, muchacho. 916 01:02:48,548 --> 01:02:49,845 Surprise! 917 01:02:53,120 --> 01:02:57,454 Well, I couldn't rush off to paradise without celebrating a second printing. 918 01:02:57,624 --> 01:03:00,559 Ladies and gentlemen, Quincy Watson, author. 919 01:03:04,966 --> 01:03:08,026 There he is, bigtime, bigtime. Hey, I got a surprise for you. 920 01:03:08,203 --> 01:03:09,636 It's in the back. 921 01:03:09,804 --> 01:03:13,137 - You ain't seen Philip's girl, have you? - I doubt she was invited. 922 01:03:13,308 --> 01:03:14,537 - Good, good. - Yeah. 923 01:03:14,710 --> 01:03:17,474 - I thought you had to meet Nicky. - It's being arranged. 924 01:03:17,780 --> 01:03:19,509 Trust me, boy. No, hey, trust me. 925 01:03:19,682 --> 01:03:23,743 Have I ever let you down? Have I ever let you down? 926 01:03:24,788 --> 01:03:26,915 - Hello, Quincy. - Helen? 927 01:03:28,959 --> 01:03:31,621 Yeah. What you doing here? 928 01:03:32,295 --> 01:03:34,126 I'm back. 929 01:03:35,098 --> 01:03:36,794 - Whose party is this? - A friend's. 930 01:03:36,968 --> 01:03:41,132 - I wanted to go to the movies. - Don't be such a drag. It'll be fun. 931 01:04:00,360 --> 01:04:04,194 It took me going away to realize... 932 01:04:04,364 --> 01:04:06,958 ...that it wasn't you who needed to change... 933 01:04:07,133 --> 01:04:08,362 ...it was me. 934 01:04:08,936 --> 01:04:11,461 You're perfect just... 935 01:04:11,639 --> 01:04:12,867 ...the way you are. 936 01:04:13,040 --> 01:04:16,601 But I would do anything to make it right again between us. 937 01:04:19,748 --> 01:04:21,943 Amy, what have you done? 938 01:04:23,685 --> 01:04:24,982 Oh, my God. 939 01:04:25,153 --> 01:04:27,815 I'm gonna close my eyes now. 940 01:04:28,723 --> 01:04:32,820 And you can either kiss me or slap me. 941 01:04:32,995 --> 01:04:34,485 I don't care. 942 01:04:39,502 --> 01:04:41,095 Excuse me. Q. 943 01:04:41,271 --> 01:04:43,330 I need to speak to you for a minute. Now. 944 01:04:43,507 --> 01:04:44,735 Oh, don't go. 945 01:04:45,575 --> 01:04:48,510 Nicky's here. Yeah, yeah. And Rita's here too. 946 01:04:48,679 --> 01:04:50,442 - What? - Oh, it's a long story, okay? 947 01:04:50,615 --> 01:04:54,107 But I need you to go get Nicky and bring her back here to me. 948 01:04:54,285 --> 01:04:57,152 - I'll tell you how to recognize her. - I know, short hair. 949 01:04:57,455 --> 01:05:00,891 - I don't see Evan anywhere. - I can't believe you did this to me. 950 01:05:01,059 --> 01:05:03,824 - I'm leaving. - No, no, no. He's changed. 951 01:05:03,996 --> 01:05:07,727 Okay, it was supposed to be a surprise, but he has a ring. 952 01:05:08,734 --> 01:05:11,567 - A ring of what? - A diamond ring, silly. 953 01:05:14,541 --> 01:05:16,168 You're psychotic. 954 01:05:16,343 --> 01:05:19,210 Really psychotic. 955 01:05:19,379 --> 01:05:21,813 - Well, that's harsh. - Excuse me. 956 01:05:23,017 --> 01:05:25,451 - Nicky. Hey, what's up? - Quincy. 957 01:05:25,619 --> 01:05:28,611 - You know what? Let's get out of here. - Yeah. 958 01:05:28,789 --> 01:05:30,882 I was thinking we'd bounce, get a little... 959 01:05:32,927 --> 01:05:35,988 You know, have you seen the floors? These floors are great. 960 01:05:36,164 --> 01:05:38,655 - Who's that woman waving? - She's looking at you. 961 01:05:38,934 --> 01:05:40,697 Have you got the letter? 962 01:05:40,869 --> 01:05:42,769 - Right here. - Okay, Nicky. 963 01:05:42,938 --> 01:05:46,170 - See you met Quincy already. Cool. - You didn't tell him? 964 01:05:46,342 --> 01:05:48,207 Tell me what? 965 01:05:48,378 --> 01:05:50,710 - That's the girl. - Hi. 966 01:06:02,459 --> 01:06:04,359 - Let's blow out these candles. - Yeah. 967 01:06:04,528 --> 01:06:05,894 I think I'll mingle. 968 01:06:06,865 --> 01:06:10,858 Hello, I'm Helen, Quincy's muse. 969 01:06:11,536 --> 01:06:13,094 I'm Nicky, Quincy's girlfriend. 970 01:06:14,839 --> 01:06:17,331 I'm Rita. I just screw him. 971 01:06:18,377 --> 01:06:20,402 - Yo, Evan, I've been seeing Nicky. - What? 972 01:06:20,579 --> 01:06:23,446 I wanted you to know me and Nicky been seeing each other. 973 01:06:23,616 --> 01:06:25,709 - My Nicky? - You know, I don't... 974 01:06:25,885 --> 01:06:28,980 Look, I've been seeing Nicky, and I love her. 975 01:06:40,601 --> 01:06:43,297 Hey, just met your muse and your little ho. 976 01:06:43,471 --> 01:06:46,736 You know what you are? You're a walking, talking teratoma. 977 01:06:47,809 --> 01:06:49,971 No, Nicky, Nicky. Wait. 978 01:06:56,652 --> 01:06:58,586 Yo, Nick! 979 01:06:59,355 --> 01:07:01,323 E! Wait! 980 01:07:02,258 --> 01:07:05,056 E, E, hold up, man. Look, it's not what you think. 981 01:07:05,228 --> 01:07:07,196 I think you weren't thinking. 982 01:07:07,363 --> 01:07:09,558 - I didn't know what... - I don't give a damn. 983 01:07:09,732 --> 01:07:13,601 You don't do that to blood. You don't do that to family. You know the rules. 984 01:07:13,971 --> 01:07:15,996 Yeah, I know you know. Go to hell, man. 985 01:07:16,173 --> 01:07:18,664 I'm gonna get her back, Q. Stay away from her. 986 01:07:19,310 --> 01:07:20,777 Dude. 987 01:07:23,415 --> 01:07:24,643 Going somewhere? 988 01:07:26,251 --> 01:07:31,588 Yeah, just a business trip. You know, kind of a last-minute thing... 989 01:07:31,757 --> 01:07:34,282 ...to London, just... 990 01:07:36,329 --> 01:07:37,694 Yeah, just... 991 01:07:37,864 --> 01:07:41,197 - Well, the hotel pool, you know? - You're allergic to chlorine. 992 01:07:41,367 --> 01:07:43,632 - Not that bad. - You stop breathing. 993 01:07:45,272 --> 01:07:50,733 - Change the locks? - Yeah. The key broke off inside the... 994 01:07:50,911 --> 01:07:53,847 - But it... - Is this letter addressed to me? 995 01:07:55,049 --> 01:07:56,676 Perhaps you should just read it. 996 01:08:00,054 --> 01:08:03,991 There's something I need to tell you, but it may change your opinion of me. 997 01:08:04,593 --> 01:08:06,959 I'm having an affair. 998 01:08:15,238 --> 01:08:17,138 Famous Q. 999 01:08:18,842 --> 01:08:20,707 What you doing, and how'd you get in? 1000 01:08:20,877 --> 01:08:23,175 - I broke a window. - Why you do that? 1001 01:08:23,346 --> 01:08:26,783 - Your little dog is very friendly. - What are you doing here? 1002 01:08:30,955 --> 01:08:32,718 Yo. What's your problem, man? 1003 01:08:35,293 --> 01:08:37,626 Oh, damn. What the hell is wrong with you, man? 1004 01:08:38,997 --> 01:08:43,366 - Yo, Philip, I'm confused. - You certainly are, because I know. 1005 01:08:43,535 --> 01:08:47,597 - You know what? - Rita told me about your indiscretions. 1006 01:08:47,774 --> 01:08:50,572 He bit me. That animal. 1007 01:08:50,743 --> 01:08:54,042 The way I listened to you. The way I confided in you. 1008 01:08:54,214 --> 01:08:57,981 - It wasn't me, I swear. - Listen, ungrateful little misanthrope. 1009 01:08:58,152 --> 01:09:01,815 If you so much as look at Rita, I will hire people to break you in two. 1010 01:09:01,989 --> 01:09:04,048 Plus, I'm pulling your lousy book. 1011 01:09:04,225 --> 01:09:06,216 Your self-help days are history. 1012 01:09:08,697 --> 01:09:10,995 I'm gonna marry that girl, and there's not... 1013 01:09:11,166 --> 01:09:14,033 ...a damn thing you can do to stop me. 1014 01:09:22,912 --> 01:09:24,812 Yeah, it's just... 1015 01:09:25,581 --> 01:09:27,208 Yeah. 1016 01:09:37,894 --> 01:09:39,725 Stop that. 1017 01:10:21,409 --> 01:10:22,876 What? 1018 01:10:24,146 --> 01:10:25,875 This? 1019 01:10:26,048 --> 01:10:27,481 Fine. 1020 01:10:28,784 --> 01:10:30,376 Here. 1021 01:10:34,490 --> 01:10:37,050 Don't you threaten me. 1022 01:10:44,667 --> 01:10:47,865 I want that thing put down. 1023 01:11:02,721 --> 01:11:05,884 There won't be fights in here. But if you do, keep that left up. 1024 01:11:06,057 --> 01:11:08,390 - Then uppercut and a round... - Can I help you? 1025 01:11:08,561 --> 01:11:10,893 Yeah, I was wondering... 1026 01:11:11,063 --> 01:11:15,557 ...if I left my girlfriend's dog here, could you find him a good home? 1027 01:11:15,735 --> 01:11:18,034 - Come with me. - All right. There you go. 1028 01:11:18,205 --> 01:11:20,298 Got your own condo, skylights, Jacuzzi. 1029 01:11:20,474 --> 01:11:23,466 You gonna have mad freaks up in here. 1030 01:11:23,643 --> 01:11:27,079 Yeah, they all get three days, but between me and you... 1031 01:11:27,247 --> 01:11:29,842 ...ain't none of them get out of here alive. 1032 01:11:31,486 --> 01:11:33,044 Let me know. 1033 01:12:05,756 --> 01:12:08,281 - Honey, I'm home. - Are you crazy?! 1034 01:12:08,459 --> 01:12:10,484 - Get that thing away. - Where my dogs at? 1035 01:12:10,662 --> 01:12:11,890 God, it's so ugly. 1036 01:12:14,599 --> 01:12:17,124 Fly back to Paris on this. 1037 01:12:17,869 --> 01:12:19,427 Go get her, boys. 1038 01:12:27,213 --> 01:12:29,147 - Nicky? - The person you're calling... 1039 01:12:29,315 --> 01:12:30,543 ...is unavailable. 1040 01:12:41,094 --> 01:12:43,359 - Yo, E, I gotta talk to you. - Wait a minute. 1041 01:12:43,531 --> 01:12:45,897 Before you start, I have something I wanna say. 1042 01:12:48,803 --> 01:12:50,236 - I'm getting married. - No. 1043 01:12:50,405 --> 01:12:53,739 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. No date yet, but it's going down. 1044 01:12:53,909 --> 01:12:56,377 - You happy? - Of course. It's a big day, but... 1045 01:12:56,545 --> 01:12:59,070 And that's just good because you know why? 1046 01:12:59,582 --> 01:13:01,846 - I want you to be my best man. - No, I can't. 1047 01:13:02,017 --> 01:13:04,384 - Hey, Q. We go back. - No, I can't. I'm serious. 1048 01:13:04,554 --> 01:13:07,853 - She's here. - She's here. She's here? For what? 1049 01:13:08,492 --> 01:13:09,925 No. 1050 01:13:10,727 --> 01:13:14,060 Quincy, this is Rita. Rita, Quincy. 1051 01:13:17,134 --> 01:13:20,194 Pleasure finally meeting you. Heard a lot about you. 1052 01:13:20,371 --> 01:13:22,271 You have no idea. 1053 01:13:22,440 --> 01:13:25,000 - Yeah, what happened to Philip? - Heart attack. 1054 01:13:29,114 --> 01:13:31,014 What do you think? 1055 01:13:32,751 --> 01:13:35,015 So pretty, isn't it? 1056 01:13:36,990 --> 01:13:40,255 Thankfully, it turned out to be a fairly minor incident. 1057 01:13:41,160 --> 01:13:44,527 But he needed to spend a few days in the hospital. 1058 01:13:44,697 --> 01:13:50,933 So there I was, nursing the poor soul back to life when who walks in? 1059 01:13:51,772 --> 01:13:54,400 Oh, hey, is that the Angler contract you got there? 1060 01:13:54,575 --> 01:13:57,567 - Yeah, you know, I'll come back. - No, just put it down. 1061 01:13:57,745 --> 01:13:59,941 - Right here? - Yeah, just here. Here is good. 1062 01:14:01,016 --> 01:14:04,417 I'm sorry. Where are my manners? Evan, this is Rita Monroe. 1063 01:14:04,586 --> 01:14:06,144 Rita Monroe, Evan Fields. 1064 01:14:06,321 --> 01:14:09,985 Of course, I didn't know he was Evan. I thought he was you. 1065 01:14:10,459 --> 01:14:15,897 I felt so used, so manipulated that I just... 1066 01:14:16,198 --> 01:14:18,223 ...fell in love. 1067 01:14:18,401 --> 01:14:21,929 - Is Philip still in the hospital? - No, I fixed him up with this nurse. 1068 01:14:28,111 --> 01:14:30,478 - Good boy. - He's in good hands. 1069 01:14:31,249 --> 01:14:33,114 Rita, will you excuse us for a second? 1070 01:14:33,351 --> 01:14:35,285 I'll see you outside. 1071 01:14:36,621 --> 01:14:38,521 - What's crackulating? - Talk to Nicky? 1072 01:14:38,690 --> 01:14:42,422 Oh, no. Well, I stalked her for a while, but that was a long time ago. 1073 01:14:42,595 --> 01:14:44,426 - That's a joke. That's a joke. - Good. 1074 01:14:44,597 --> 01:14:46,326 Rita, nice to meet you. 1075 01:14:47,066 --> 01:14:48,465 Q. 1076 01:14:49,835 --> 01:14:52,805 You still need my permission if you wanna talk to her. 1077 01:14:53,340 --> 01:14:54,568 Them the rules. 1078 01:14:55,742 --> 01:14:58,677 I got my own rules now, player. 1079 01:15:06,887 --> 01:15:09,788 I can't believe he hit you in the ear. 1080 01:15:09,991 --> 01:15:11,515 They deserve each other. 1081 01:15:20,102 --> 01:15:21,660 Hello? 1082 01:15:24,007 --> 01:15:26,373 - Hey, where's Nicky? - She's not here. 1083 01:15:26,542 --> 01:15:28,533 - When is she coming back? - She's not. 1084 01:15:28,978 --> 01:15:31,708 - What you mean, "she's not"? - She's gone to Portland. 1085 01:15:31,881 --> 01:15:33,508 - Portland? - You just missed her. 1086 01:15:33,683 --> 01:15:35,709 She took the train. He's afraid to fly. 1087 01:15:35,886 --> 01:15:37,854 He? Who the hell is he? 1088 01:15:40,691 --> 01:15:42,556 Right here, Mr. Lynch. 1089 01:15:49,434 --> 01:15:51,925 Don't move. Your daughter doesn't pay me enough... 1090 01:15:52,103 --> 01:15:54,367 ...to play hide-and-seek with you. All right? 1091 01:15:54,539 --> 01:15:57,100 I'm gonna go get the tickets. Stay here. 1092 01:16:14,027 --> 01:16:15,392 Damn. 1093 01:16:15,762 --> 01:16:18,129 Hi, two tickets on the Surfliner to Portland. 1094 01:16:26,974 --> 01:16:29,034 Come on. 1095 01:16:29,611 --> 01:16:30,839 Damn. 1096 01:17:27,207 --> 01:17:28,731 Nick. 1097 01:17:29,076 --> 01:17:30,873 Nicky. 1098 01:17:39,120 --> 01:17:42,112 - His right hand grabbed me like this. - I see. 1099 01:17:42,290 --> 01:17:44,156 Okay, we gotta go. We gotta go now. 1100 01:17:44,326 --> 01:17:45,554 Let's go. 1101 01:18:04,080 --> 01:18:05,981 Please have your tickets ready. 1102 01:18:06,150 --> 01:18:09,210 Final destination for this train is San Diego. 1103 01:18:09,520 --> 01:18:11,112 What? 1104 01:18:29,509 --> 01:18:30,840 Don't even think about it. 1105 01:18:43,424 --> 01:18:45,688 What the...? Oh, my gosh. 1106 01:18:49,464 --> 01:18:51,261 Quincy. 1107 01:18:53,268 --> 01:18:55,133 - What are you doing? - I'm a... 1108 01:18:55,303 --> 01:18:57,635 - It's my fault. I'm an idiot. - What are you...? 1109 01:18:57,806 --> 01:18:59,866 I don't understand what you're saying. 1110 01:19:00,042 --> 01:19:02,909 Do you hear me? What you with the old dude for? 1111 01:19:03,079 --> 01:19:05,570 I can't understand what you're saying. 1112 01:19:07,049 --> 01:19:10,383 I'm a misanthrope. I'm an asshole. I'm a fool. 1113 01:19:10,621 --> 01:19:13,249 - I can't hear you. - I love you. I got to have you. 1114 01:19:16,927 --> 01:19:18,417 What are you...? 1115 01:19:19,296 --> 01:19:21,765 No, no, no. No, no. No, don't. 1116 01:19:21,933 --> 01:19:23,764 - Crazy man. - Don't, don't. 1117 01:19:23,935 --> 01:19:25,163 No, no, don't. Don't. 1118 01:19:25,336 --> 01:19:27,395 Oh, my God! Stay here.