1
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       Let's go swimmin'
   before it gets too chilly.

2
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        Some of us have
     to work for a livin'.

3
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       And normal people
        get Sundays off.

4
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 Well, some of us normal people

5
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    have to work seven days
     a week to save money.

6
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     And besides, you need
to start workin' a little harder

7
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     to keep me interested
    in hangin' out with you.

8
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 Watchin' you troll for girls,

9
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     while barely tolerable
        in high school,

10
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      has officially lost
 its last little bit of luster.

11
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           Hey, hey!

12
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         I just invited
      you to go swimmin'.

13
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 Yeah, euphemistic for watchin'
 you text at the swimmin' hole,

14
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 as opposed to the coffee shop.

15
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 And, besides, it's pointless.

16
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    You've dated every girl
   in the state of Kentucky.

17
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      I mighta missed one.

18
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   And, please, yo-you spend
as much time trolling for dudes

19
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  as I do trolling for girls.

20
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     Yeah, but, unlike you,
 I'm not just lookin' for sex.

21
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I wanna find love, get married.

22
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         I haven't even
       found one good guy

23
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       who doesn't wanna
     just get in my pants.

24
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   Maybe I should date girls.

25
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      How bad could it be?

26
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           I'm a fan.

27
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         Check one out
    and see how you like it.

28
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    At least she'd be sweet.

29
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        And considerate.

30
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         And emotional.

31
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Not just a dog, like all y'all.

32
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      Hey, I am very fond
  of every one I go out with,

33
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     regardless of how long
    the relationships last.

34
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    Now, you know, sometimes
  likin' someone isn't enough

35
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    and you gotta break up.

36
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         Kinda quickly.

37
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         But it doesn't
       make me a bad guy.

38
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        No, just a guy.

39
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      Hey, how's it goin'?
       What can I get ya?

40
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  You have the prettiest hair.

41
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  I always wanted to try those
straight-across bangs like that.

42
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    Yeah, and you know I've
  always wanted to try wearin'

43
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       a big ole sparkly
   engagement ring like that.

44
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 Yeah, well, you know the grass
  is always greener, I guess.

45
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            - So...?
          - Oh! Right.

46
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May I please have a double latte
  caramel frappuccino, please.

47
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          Sweetheart,
Starbucks is on Montague Street.

48
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      We sell coffee here.

49
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         Oh, right. Um,

50
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     - well, may I have...
      - Tread lightly now.

51
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      - Um, a ca- cappa...
           - Cap...?

52
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             Chino?

53
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         Yes, you may.

54
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              So,

55
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       you've never been
   married or engaged, even?

56
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           Mm-mm. No.

57
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 I mean, I do, but most of 'em
  I'm not really attracted to

58
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    and the ones I have been
 always seem to get cold feet.

59
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Oh, God, men.

60
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 The very thing they want most

61
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       is the very thing
    they're most afraid of.

62
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     Ain't that the truth.

63
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         - Commitment.
            - Dick.

64
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  Oh, well, I mean that, too,
   but it's a distant second.

65
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          Did you say
  what I think you just said?

66
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     Mmm, that commitment's
       a distant second?

67
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        No. Before that.

68
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       That men want dick
     but are afraid of it.

69
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             Okay.
      Apparently you did.

70
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       Two-fifty, please.

71
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           Thank you.

72
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  Do you- do you have a lot of
guy friends confide this in you?

73
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 I-I mean how do you know that
 they're telling you the truth

74
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 and not just messin' with you?

75
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      'Cause if I weren't,

76
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  I'd have a big ole gorgeous
   ring on my finger by now.

77
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        I don't follow.

78
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That's my mom.

79
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     We're late for church.

80
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       Oh, I understand.

81
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        It was real nice
       talkin' with you.

82
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            And you.

83
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   I'm Francesca, by the way.

84
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             Ricky.

85
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     Ricky and a rich girl
       sittin' in a tree,

86
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         k-i-s-s-i-n-g.

87
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         Oh, fuck off.

88
00:05:08,742 --> 00:05:10,275
         Hell, why not?

89
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     She was sexy as hell.

90
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       In that kinda way.

91
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        What kinda way?

92
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          Oh, come on.

93
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        You grew up here
     your whole life, too.

94
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 Wait a minute, wait a minute,
 let me get this straight now.

95
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    You are gonna judge her

96
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  because of the kinda family
 she may or may not come from?

97
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        Does come from.

98
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  Rich, Republican, debutant.

99
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       Oh, you are unbe-
   You-you-you want peop- no,

100
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  you demand people judge you
by the content of your character

101
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       and nothin' else,
 yet you're gonna dismiss her?

102
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     Because of what, what
  kinda family she comes from?

103
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        It's different.

104
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  She was sweet and respectful
  and friendly and liked you.

105
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    And anyway, that girl -

106
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        I mean what more
         could you want

107
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        from your first
     girlfriend experience?

108
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      She's not a lesbian.

109
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        How do you know?

110
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And even if she were, she would
   not go for a girl like me.

111
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            Why not?

112
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           You know.

113
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    No, I really don't, why?

114
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          Oh come on,
now you're just bein' an idiot.

115
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       No, really, Ricky,
 why couldn't she be into you?

116
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      - Because I'm not...
         - Republican?

117
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 You know what I was gonna say.

118
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          Look, Ricky,
     maybe she won't care.

119
00:06:04,598 --> 00:06:06,098
      I mean, there's only
      one way to find out.

120
00:06:06,100 --> 00:06:07,399
           You know,
  that really isn't something

121
00:06:07,401 --> 00:06:09,267
      I just go surprisin'
   people with, out the blue.

122
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          Oh, really?

123
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   Hey, what about that, uh,

124
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       Halloween incident
      when we were little.

125
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  See, now that was different.

126
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       He had it comin',
        fucking pervert.

127
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        Hey, Cinderella,
        trick or treat?

128
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             Trick.

129
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            Police!

130
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             Help!

131
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        Thank God I was
     there to protect you.

132
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        Yeah, tough guy.

133
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        I've never seen
      someone run so fast.

134
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        Nah, it's true.

135
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        That douche bag
scared the shit outta me. But...

136
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    that was the only time I
 ever ran from a fight for you.

137
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        Leave her alone.

138
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   That's a boy, not a girl.

139
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         You are a boy.
         You are a boy.

140
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  Didn't your father just die?

141
00:07:00,286 --> 00:07:02,320
       Yeah, that's true.
   You didn't really need me.

142
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     Anyone came after you
         left in tears.

143
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   Well, I always appreciated
     your gallant efforts.

144
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     Well, when you turned
  sixteen somethin' happened.

145
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  I don't know, but you really
   didn't need me after that.

146
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     Why you so into Ricky?

147
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         'Cuz he's gay.

148
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            Shut up!

149
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     Fine, whatever you're
   into man, I'm just sayin'.

150
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     I'm not- I'm not gay.
     I just like her. You -

151
00:07:22,543 --> 00:07:24,075
      it's nice to have a
  conversation about more than

152
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     Pamela Anderson's tits
     every once in awhile.

153
00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:27,846
            Really?

154
00:07:27,848 --> 00:07:28,613
              Why?

155
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     It's cool. It's cool.

156
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   If you wanna bring a dude
      to the football game

157
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          who dresses
    like a girl, then you -

158
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           Hey, guys.

159
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             - Hi.
             - Hey.

160
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          Hey, Ricky.

161
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       - You look great.
         - Oh, thanks.

162
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   Um, so you sure it's okay
    I tag along to the game?

163
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         - Yeah, fine.
         - Absolutely.

164
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       Something happened
     when I turned sixteen?

165
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   Yeah, somethin' happened.

166
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     And, uh, what was that
somethin' that happened, Robby?

167
00:08:02,049 --> 00:08:04,149
             What?

168
00:08:04,151 --> 00:08:06,051
 Why are you rollin' your eyes?

169
00:08:06,053 --> 00:08:09,287
     I'm fascinated by this
    somethin' that happened.

170
00:08:09,289 --> 00:08:10,422
              Mm.

171
00:08:10,424 --> 00:08:13,492
 Is it that I suddenly got hot?

172
00:08:13,494 --> 00:08:15,227
          Is that the
    somethin' that happened?

173
00:08:15,229 --> 00:08:17,362
          Ew, come on,
     you're like my sister.

174
00:08:17,364 --> 00:08:20,499
  - Hey, come on, just a sip!
             - No!

175
00:08:20,501 --> 00:08:21,800
     All right, well, fine.

176
00:08:21,802 --> 00:08:24,135
 You go ahead and judge a book
    by its cover, hypocrite,

177
00:08:24,137 --> 00:08:26,872
       but don't look now
    because here she comes.

178
00:08:26,874 --> 00:08:29,007
              Hi!

179
00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:30,442
              Hey.

180
00:08:30,444 --> 00:08:32,043
          Oh, my God,
      what a coincidence.

181
00:08:32,045 --> 00:08:33,111
         I know, right?

182
00:08:33,113 --> 00:08:35,247
  - I love that bathing suit.
             - Oh.

183
00:08:35,249 --> 00:08:37,215
        It's so classic.
     Where did you get it?

184
00:08:37,217 --> 00:08:39,417
 Um, well I made it, actually.

185
00:08:39,419 --> 00:08:42,921
       Wha- You did not.

186
00:08:42,923 --> 00:08:45,624
 Yeah, um, that's my real job.

187
00:08:45,626 --> 00:08:47,025
        I'm a designer.

188
00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:48,960
            You are?

189
00:08:48,962 --> 00:08:51,863
             Well,
   why aren't you in, um, uh,

190
00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:54,699
       New York or Paris
    or somethin' like that?

191
00:08:54,701 --> 00:08:57,903
        Our Fashion Week
  is kinda non-existent, obvi.

192
00:08:57,905 --> 00:08:59,804
        Well, hopefully
I'll be goin' to fashion school

193
00:08:59,806 --> 00:09:01,172
     in New York this fall.

194
00:09:01,174 --> 00:09:02,707
         I'm just kinda
     waitin' to hear back.

195
00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:04,276
   God, that is so exciting.

196
00:09:04,278 --> 00:09:05,443
            Thanks.

197
00:09:05,445 --> 00:09:07,579
              Wow.

198
00:09:10,349 --> 00:09:14,419
       So, um, how do you
     know about this place?

199
00:09:14,421 --> 00:09:17,889
   Oh, well, my daddy used to
take me here when I was little.

200
00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:19,391
      - You grew up here?
           - Mm-hmm.

201
00:09:19,393 --> 00:09:21,159
     Well, I thought I knew
    everybody in this town.

202
00:09:21,161 --> 00:09:22,794
           Surprise.

203
00:09:22,796 --> 00:09:25,463
 I went away to boardin' school
        when I was five,

204
00:09:25,465 --> 00:09:28,133
   and then I was just really
    around for the holidays.

205
00:09:28,135 --> 00:09:29,601
      What about summers?

206
00:09:29,603 --> 00:09:30,735
            Abroad.

207
00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:33,104
         Oh. Of course.

208
00:09:34,373 --> 00:09:36,007
           He's cute.

209
00:09:36,709 --> 00:09:38,610
     Is he your boyfriend?

210
00:09:38,612 --> 00:09:42,480
  Uh, we've been best friends
   since, like, first grade.

211
00:09:42,482 --> 00:09:44,149
  He works in my dad's garage.

212
00:09:44,151 --> 00:09:45,450
             What,
   and nothin' ever happened?

213
00:09:45,452 --> 00:09:46,685
         Not even once?

214
00:09:46,687 --> 00:09:50,789
 No, he- he doesn't like tra -

215
00:09:50,791 --> 00:09:52,757
            Like...?

216
00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:54,759
         Girls like me.

217
00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:56,127
        Girls like you.

218
00:09:56,129 --> 00:09:57,395
        Okay, what's not
       to like about you?

219
00:09:57,397 --> 00:09:59,164
 You're gorgeous, funny, smart.

220
00:09:59,166 --> 00:10:02,167
        Well, thank you.
         But, he, uh -

221
00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:04,469
      Tell her! Tell her.

222
00:10:04,471 --> 00:10:05,670
       Drown, you loser!

223
00:10:05,672 --> 00:10:08,773
     I swear on my mother,
     I will swim out there

224
00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:11,176
      and drown you myself
     if you don't shut it!

225
00:10:11,178 --> 00:10:13,378
        I'm just sayin'.

226
00:10:14,413 --> 00:10:16,014
    I'm so sorry about him.

227
00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:17,749
   Oh, no need to apologize.

228
00:10:17,751 --> 00:10:20,452
   But I am tellin' you it is
   clear as day that that boy

229
00:10:20,454 --> 00:10:23,555
      has a crush on you,
  regardless of what he says.

230
00:10:24,890 --> 00:10:27,592
 So, uh, what's your fiancé do?

231
00:10:27,594 --> 00:10:29,427
      He's in Afghanistan.

232
00:10:29,429 --> 00:10:30,996
         He's a marine.

233
00:10:30,998 --> 00:10:34,032
 Just one more tour, and he'll
 be home for good in the fall,

234
00:10:34,034 --> 00:10:35,266
         and then we'll
   get married in the spring.

235
00:10:35,268 --> 00:10:36,368
              Oh.

236
00:10:36,370 --> 00:10:39,404
    So, uh, just a few more
   months to live it up, huh?

237
00:10:41,707 --> 00:10:44,876
           Yeah, I'm-
   I'm not really like that.

238
00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:46,578
           Like what?

239
00:10:46,580 --> 00:10:50,949
     Like someone who does
 things she's always wanted to

240
00:10:50,951 --> 00:10:53,051
        for fear of life
       lived with regret

241
00:10:53,053 --> 00:10:56,521
     will be far worse than
  a life with experimentation

242
00:10:56,523 --> 00:10:59,791
  that has some great joys but
  some skinned knees as well.

243
00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:04,095
      You clearly haven't
     thought much about it.

244
00:11:04,097 --> 00:11:05,163
              No.

245
00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:07,165
    I'm just a normal girl.

246
00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:18,576
       Okay, so there is
      one main reason why,

247
00:11:18,578 --> 00:11:20,945
         even if he did
       like me like that,

248
00:11:20,947 --> 00:11:22,447
      we still couldn't be
  anything more than friends.

249
00:11:22,449 --> 00:11:24,349
    Mm-hmm, and what's that?

250
00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:31,056
           - Well...
           - Tell me.

251
00:11:31,058 --> 00:11:32,424
             Okay.

252
00:11:32,426 --> 00:11:33,792
     - What's your number?
             - Why?

253
00:11:33,794 --> 00:11:35,627
         Just, please.

254
00:11:36,495 --> 00:11:38,229
      Uh, eight-five-nine-

255
00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:41,766
         five-five-five
      seven-six-two-four.

256
00:11:54,014 --> 00:11:55,180
              Oh.

257
00:11:55,681 --> 00:11:57,348
      Who the heck is...?

258
00:11:57,350 --> 00:11:58,983
            It's me.

259
00:11:58,985 --> 00:12:00,318
              Oh!

260
00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:01,453
         How excitin'.

261
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,609
              No.

262
00:12:26,645 --> 00:12:28,179
             But...

263
00:12:29,949 --> 00:12:32,317
              No!

264
00:12:32,319 --> 00:12:34,085
              Wow!

265
00:12:34,653 --> 00:12:36,654
   May I ask you a question?

266
00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:38,456
          Yeah, sure.

267
00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:45,697
       So where did you-
   like where did you get it?

268
00:12:45,699 --> 00:12:47,932
   I mean who gave it to you?

269
00:12:48,868 --> 00:12:50,401
             What?

270
00:12:50,403 --> 00:12:53,338
         Y-your, um...

271
00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:57,675
              Oh!
    Well, um, God, I guess?

272
00:12:57,677 --> 00:12:59,377
        When I was born.

273
00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:03,381
         Oh, my- okay,
so biologically you were born -

274
00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:05,216
             A boy.

275
00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:15,293
           Well, um,
    so, uh, do you like it?

276
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:17,295
             My...?

277
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:20,832
            - Yeah.
      - Oh! Yeah, I mean,

278
00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:25,303
     I do, it's just I wish
 I'd been born a genetic girl.

279
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:27,172
      I do plan on gettin'
   the full surgery someday.

280
00:13:27,174 --> 00:13:29,908
    It's just so expensive.

281
00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:31,276
         But, for now,
        I might as well

282
00:13:31,278 --> 00:13:33,344
    just dance with the one
     that brung me, right?

283
00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:35,079
      And it's not really
     about hatin' my body,

284
00:13:35,081 --> 00:13:37,649
so I've learned to live with it.

285
00:13:37,651 --> 00:13:42,320
    And do you- do you like
  keep it a secret that you..?

286
00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:43,488
        Oh, no, no, no.

287
00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:46,191
        I am completely
   comfortable with who I am,

288
00:13:46,193 --> 00:13:47,692
    and I like to make sure

289
00:13:47,694 --> 00:13:49,460
         everybody else
      in my life is, too.

290
00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:52,430
         So, you know,
      whether it's a boy,

291
00:13:52,432 --> 00:13:55,033
   or like you, a new friend,

292
00:13:55,035 --> 00:13:58,336
     um, if for any reason
   it should or does come up,

293
00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:02,173
       I mean, I just get
   it right out in the open.

294
00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:05,109
   Well, we are new friends,
           aren't we?

295
00:14:05,111 --> 00:14:06,511
          I think so.

296
00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:09,447
      you don't go fallin'
  in love with me or anything.

297
00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:13,484
    Well, right back at ya!

298
00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:15,787
     - You idiot, my hair!
     - Oh, God, it's cold!

299
00:14:15,789 --> 00:14:17,288
              Ah!

300
00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:18,690
     Robby, how do you do?

301
00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:22,293
           Francesca.
       Charmed, I'm sure.

302
00:14:23,162 --> 00:14:24,529
      So, you new in town?

303
00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:26,331
       - Uh, yes and no.
      - She grew up here,

304
00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:28,032
         but then went
    off to boardin' school.

305
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:29,567
   Now she's back and waitin'
    for her handsome marine

306
00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:31,369
          to come home
    so they can get married.

307
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,071
           Oh, cool.
       Who's your fiancé?

308
00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:35,206
        David Applebee.

309
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,074
              No.

310
00:14:36,076 --> 00:14:37,909
       Oh, you know him?

311
00:14:37,911 --> 00:14:40,612
     Oh, yeah, I know him.
We went to high school together.

312
00:14:40,614 --> 00:14:42,447
             Wait,
    so do you know him, too?

313
00:14:42,449 --> 00:14:44,482
      - I don't think so.
      - Of course you do.

314
00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:45,550
     It's that kid who kept
    tryin' to knock you out

315
00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:47,018
      in pee-wee football.

316
00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:48,987
           - Really?
         - He did that?

317
00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:50,221
    Y'all just seem so nice.

318
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:53,091
   I would feel bad if he was
ever mean to you either of you.

319
00:14:53,093 --> 00:14:54,959
       Hey, he's fightin'
        for our country.

320
00:14:54,961 --> 00:14:56,227
        He's cool by me.

321
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:57,528
           Thank you.

322
00:14:57,530 --> 00:14:59,931
 You be nice to our new friend.

323
00:14:59,933 --> 00:15:03,167
 Come on, now, I'm always nice.

324
00:15:03,169 --> 00:15:04,302
              Ah!

325
00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:06,371
         - Oh, my God!
           - Stop it.

326
00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:10,875
  You're gonna get it, Robby.

327
00:15:10,877 --> 00:15:11,876
         Come on, now.

328
00:15:11,878 --> 00:15:13,444
             Whoo!

329
00:15:25,224 --> 00:15:27,692
Help us!

330
00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:31,663
Help us!
     The sharks are coming!

331
00:15:31,665 --> 00:15:33,097
The Fourth Division

332
00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:35,500
of the Fighters of the Republic
         will save you.

333
00:15:35,502 --> 00:15:38,069
Hurry! Hurry!

334
00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:45,043
You're incredible.

335
00:15:45,045 --> 00:15:46,444
           Our hero.

336
00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:50,915
Really,
   there's no need for that.

337
00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:54,185
      And besides, I'm not
allowed to kiss on duty anyway.

338
00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:55,586
Well,
   when do you get off duty?

339
00:15:55,588 --> 00:15:58,022
Um, right now!

340
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:04,429
       Are you corruptin'
      that army man again?

341
00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:06,531
        It didn't come.
       I already checked.

342
00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:09,133
      You'll get accepted.
           I know it!

343
00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:10,568
         Thanks, kiddo.

344
00:16:15,374 --> 00:16:16,507
    Now don't worry, honey.

345
00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:18,710
          Vera Wang's
      got nothin' on you.

346
00:16:18,712 --> 00:16:20,945
         Vera Wang does
      wedding gowns, Dad.

347
00:16:20,947 --> 00:16:22,347
         I don't wanna
       do wedding gowns.

348
00:16:22,349 --> 00:16:25,583
   All right, well, you know,
      Betsy Johnson then.

349
00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:27,018
       She went bankrupt.

350
00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:29,253
     I mean she's back now,
 but I don't wanna go bankrupt.

351
00:16:29,255 --> 00:16:30,455
         You wanna give
     your old man a break?

352
00:16:30,457 --> 00:16:32,290
        I'm a mechanic,
      for cryin' out loud.

353
00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:33,591
        I'm sorry, Dad.

354
00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:36,160
      I am very impressed
   with your fashion acumen.

355
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:38,696
           All right,
     you tread lightly now.

356
00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:41,199
      What's acumen mean?

357
00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:43,701
         Well, it means
    that I have a- a wealth

358
00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:47,205
     of deep and insightful
  knowledge about many things.

359
00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:48,806
         In this case,
    about the fashion world

360
00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:51,542
     that your big sister's
       about to reinvent.

361
00:16:53,479 --> 00:16:55,313
       I have pie acumen.

362
00:16:59,284 --> 00:17:00,885
      Indeed you do, Son.

363
00:17:00,887 --> 00:17:02,987
         Indeed you do.

364
00:17:16,068 --> 00:17:18,503
          Hello, Baby.

365
00:17:18,505 --> 00:17:21,539
   Ah, I miss you, Baby Doll.

366
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,374
      So how's everythin'
         goin' at home?

367
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:26,010
           Well, I am
   gettin' my dress tomorrow.

368
00:17:26,012 --> 00:17:29,380
        Oh, you're gonna
    look just like an angel.

369
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:30,615
   You know, that's probably

370
00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:33,484
    the one thing civilized
       about these Arabs,

371
00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:35,920
saving themselves for marriage.

372
00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:38,089
      Just like you, Baby.

373
00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:39,490
        My virgin angel.

374
00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:42,960
           God, stop!

375
00:17:42,962 --> 00:17:45,797
      Oh! Hey, uh, I made
    some new friends today,

376
00:17:45,799 --> 00:17:47,265
  and they say they know you.

377
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:48,566
           - No way.
            - Yeah.

378
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:49,500
           Well, who?

379
00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:51,569
        Uh, Robby Riley?

380
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:54,639
   Uh, and his friend Ricky?

381
00:17:54,641 --> 00:17:56,741
          The tranny?

382
00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:59,477
     - Don't call her that.
   - You hung out with them?

383
00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:02,146
     Well, she's just like
     any other normal girl.

384
00:18:02,148 --> 00:18:03,581
   I mean she's just like me.

385
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,650
        Okay, seriously,
 you're gonna make me puke now

386
00:18:05,652 --> 00:18:07,652
  you keep talkin' like that.

387
00:18:07,654 --> 00:18:10,154
  Well, she said since you're
 fightin' for America and all,

388
00:18:10,156 --> 00:18:11,522
          that you're
     all right in her book.

389
00:18:11,524 --> 00:18:13,257
      Yeah, well, I ain't
    fightin' for the America

390
00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:16,260
 that fucking thing is part of!

391
00:18:23,569 --> 00:18:26,671
     I just miss you, Baby.

392
00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:30,741
 I can't wait 'til you're home.
    Ninety-three more days.

393
00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:32,677
             Yeah.

394
00:18:33,512 --> 00:18:35,580
       Well, I gu-I guess
       I should be goin'.

395
00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:37,782
           Oh, yeah.

396
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:39,684
          I love you.

397
00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:41,285
          Be careful.

398
00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:42,753
     I love you too, Baby.

399
00:19:21,727 --> 00:19:24,195
         Really, Ricky,
     don't worry about it.

400
00:19:24,197 --> 00:19:26,330
        I'm not worried,
       I'm just annoyed.

401
00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:28,032
          They should
   be growin' faster by now.

402
00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:29,467
     I've been on hormones
     for, like, seven years

403
00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:32,403
       Yeah, but guy-guys
  don't care about that shit.

404
00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:34,305
       Yeah, well as soon
       as I can afford it

405
00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:35,373
    I'm gonna get implants.

406
00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:38,709
    No, but-but it's, Ricky,
    it's not the size, okay?

407
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:40,645
   It's the- it's the shape,
         it's the feel,

408
00:19:40,647 --> 00:19:42,146
  it's the- it's the buoyancy.

409
00:19:42,148 --> 00:19:43,481
         You don't know
      what buoyancy means.

410
00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:45,516
      The cute little tits
    are just so sexy, okay?

411
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:46,984
        They feel great,
       they're wonderful.

412
00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:48,986
     I- those-those big ole
 fake balloons fuckin' thing -

413
00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:50,755
         I wouldn't get
      anything like that.

414
00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:53,691
           Just nice,
     small elegant C-cups.

415
00:19:54,626 --> 00:19:56,494
         I-I wouldn't.

416
00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:58,396
            Really.

417
00:19:58,398 --> 00:20:00,031
      Don't you peek, now.

418
00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:01,732
          Yuck. As if.

419
00:20:07,239 --> 00:20:10,441
           Okay, Sam,
     you can come back in.

420
00:20:11,910 --> 00:20:13,477
    Is that one gonna work?

421
00:20:13,479 --> 00:20:15,079
          I think so.

422
00:20:16,249 --> 00:20:17,748
        Who's that from?

423
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:19,383
       - New girlfriend.
             - Who?

424
00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:20,484
        Invite her over.

425
00:20:20,486 --> 00:20:22,153
       Well, who is she?

426
00:20:22,155 --> 00:20:24,021
      This new girlfriend?

427
00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:25,189
     None of your business.

428
00:20:25,191 --> 00:20:27,158
        Shut your mouth.

429
00:20:31,930 --> 00:20:33,264
       Hi, may I come in?

430
00:20:33,266 --> 00:20:36,500
       - Of course, hey!
             - Hi.

431
00:20:38,136 --> 00:20:39,203
              Wow.

432
00:20:39,205 --> 00:20:42,640
          You look...

433
00:20:42,642 --> 00:20:44,008
          really cute.

434
00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:45,543
        Well, thank you.

435
00:20:45,545 --> 00:20:47,011
          Hey, Robby.

436
00:20:47,013 --> 00:20:48,546
              Hey.

437
00:20:48,548 --> 00:20:50,314
        And who is this?

438
00:20:50,316 --> 00:20:52,750
This is my little brother, Sam.
    Sam, this is Francesca.

439
00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:57,588
       Well, hello, Sam.
       Nice to meet you.

440
00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:59,523
       Now don't tell me
      you made that, too.

441
00:20:59,525 --> 00:21:00,524
              Yup.

442
00:21:00,526 --> 00:21:02,693
              Wow.

443
00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:05,496
        Oh, um, hey, uh,
          do you think

444
00:21:05,498 --> 00:21:07,131
     I can use your ladies'
        room real quick?

445
00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:08,432
      Uh, yeah, it's down
    the stairs to the left.

446
00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:10,067
             Okay.

447
00:21:10,069 --> 00:21:12,069
  Do you have an extra tampon?

448
00:21:13,739 --> 00:21:16,240
I swear I thought I brought one.

449
00:21:16,242 --> 00:21:18,276
            Please?

450
00:21:22,714 --> 00:21:24,715
          Oh, my God.

451
00:21:24,717 --> 00:21:27,585
           Silly me!

452
00:21:28,820 --> 00:21:31,956
  You have a YouTube channel!

453
00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:33,591
    So how many subscribers?

454
00:21:33,593 --> 00:21:34,525
        Eleven hundred.

455
00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:36,594
            Get out!
        You are famous!

456
00:21:36,596 --> 00:21:37,728
            Hardly.

457
00:21:37,730 --> 00:21:39,530
 Daily Grace has a few million.

458
00:21:39,532 --> 00:21:41,232
     See now, all you need
        is one celebrity

459
00:21:41,234 --> 00:21:42,466
  to wear one of your designs,

460
00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:43,801
        and you'll have
  a couple million in no time.

461
00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:47,405
             Well,
  I'll leave you ladies to it.

462
00:21:47,407 --> 00:21:49,006
      Oh, I-I'm-I'm sorry.

463
00:21:49,008 --> 00:21:50,441
        I-I didn't mean
       to chase you off.

464
00:21:50,443 --> 00:21:52,543
       Oh, no, he has his
   man-whoring to do anyway.

465
00:21:52,545 --> 00:21:53,711
        The sun's down.

466
00:21:53,713 --> 00:21:57,348
   I was actually havin' fun
   hangin' out with you but,

467
00:21:57,350 --> 00:21:58,616
    uh, you know, whatever.

468
00:21:58,618 --> 00:22:00,251
        Oh, I can leave.
        It's no problem.

469
00:22:00,253 --> 00:22:01,719
   Robby, I'm gonna kill you.
    Tell her you're kiddin'.

470
00:22:01,721 --> 00:22:03,521
 All right, I'm-I'm just givin'
  you a hard time, Francesca.

471
00:22:03,523 --> 00:22:04,622
       I gotta go anyway.

472
00:22:04,624 --> 00:22:07,758
       - Yes, he's sure!
      - Yes, I'm positive.

473
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,527
      You ladies have fun.
    I'll talk to you later.

474
00:22:09,529 --> 00:22:11,395
    Keep it real, Shortcake.
        - Later, Riley.

475
00:22:11,397 --> 00:22:13,097
            Mm-hmm.

476
00:22:14,733 --> 00:22:17,068
      So, what do you do?

477
00:22:17,070 --> 00:22:18,569
        On your channel?

478
00:22:18,571 --> 00:22:20,638
        Well, um, here.
              Sam?

479
00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:21,739
          Good to go.

480
00:22:21,741 --> 00:22:24,709
        Hey, everybody,
       it's Ricky again,

481
00:22:24,711 --> 00:22:26,243
and I have a very special guest.

482
00:22:26,245 --> 00:22:28,646
      This is my fabulous
  new friend Francesca Duval.

483
00:22:28,648 --> 00:22:31,749
  Say hi to all your new fans.
             - Hi!

484
00:22:31,751 --> 00:22:34,418
   So, Francesca's wearin' an
 adorable little summer outfit.

485
00:22:34,420 --> 00:22:38,089
  It's not too slutty, I mean,
    sexy, and not too prim.

486
00:22:38,091 --> 00:22:39,423
          Just right.

487
00:22:39,425 --> 00:22:42,226
         So, those are
      Diesel Skinny jeans?

488
00:22:42,228 --> 00:22:43,461
        Oh, uh, mm-hmm.

489
00:22:43,463 --> 00:22:46,263
   And, uh, looks like you're
rockin' your own patriotic look

490
00:22:46,265 --> 00:22:49,066
        with a fabulous
       graphic tank from,

491
00:22:49,068 --> 00:22:51,235
   I wanna say, Free People?

492
00:22:51,237 --> 00:22:52,370
          Right again!

493
00:22:52,372 --> 00:22:54,004
    And the hottest wedges.

494
00:22:54,006 --> 00:22:56,574
  Sam, the cameraman, can you
 please pan down to show those?

495
00:22:56,576 --> 00:22:59,510
         What are they?
  I wanna say, are they Guess?

496
00:22:59,512 --> 00:23:01,812
          Good guess!

497
00:23:01,814 --> 00:23:04,615
   Fabulous! The whole thing,
    very, very put together.

498
00:23:04,617 --> 00:23:07,118
  Now, for those of my viewers
   who can't afford to spend

499
00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:08,919
      five hundred dollars
          on a casual

500
00:23:08,921 --> 00:23:12,256
   Sunday out-with-the-girls,
     Sam, cover your ears,

501
00:23:12,258 --> 00:23:14,225
        "Not even tryin'
     to get laid," outfit.

502
00:23:14,227 --> 00:23:15,793
      Uh, how do you know
  I'm not tryin' to get laid?

503
00:23:17,063 --> 00:23:19,063
   Can I uncover my ears now?

504
00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:20,164
No!

505
00:23:20,166 --> 00:23:21,365
       I'm just kiddin'.

506
00:23:21,367 --> 00:23:23,300
            I'm, uh,
 I'm savin' myself, of course,

507
00:23:23,302 --> 00:23:26,303
     for my darlin' fiancé
     who is in Afghanistan.

508
00:23:26,305 --> 00:23:28,472
            Really?
         How virtuous.

509
00:23:28,474 --> 00:23:30,574
   See, gents, old-fashioned
     girls do still exist,

510
00:23:30,576 --> 00:23:32,042
 and they can be fun and sexy,

511
00:23:32,044 --> 00:23:33,878
       and you shouldn't
   judge a book by its cover.

512
00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:36,113
     I mean, unless you're
 just interested in the cover,

513
00:23:36,115 --> 00:23:38,783
       which, in my case,
    is perfectly all right.

514
00:23:38,785 --> 00:23:40,117
    Okay, I'm just kidding.

515
00:23:40,119 --> 00:23:41,419
  No hos in the house tonight.

516
00:23:41,421 --> 00:23:42,420
              Now?

517
00:23:42,422 --> 00:23:44,655
   Yes, baby, it's fine now.

518
00:23:44,657 --> 00:23:46,290
          Where was I?
        Oh, right, okay.

519
00:23:46,292 --> 00:23:48,759
      So for those of you
       more on a budget,

520
00:23:48,761 --> 00:23:50,628
      I've thrown together
   this little bit of a mutt.

521
00:23:50,630 --> 00:23:52,263
It's a mix of spring and summer

522
00:23:52,265 --> 00:23:54,165
       because it's still
   a little chilly at night.

523
00:23:54,167 --> 00:23:55,699
          I made this
   geometric patterned dress

524
00:23:55,701 --> 00:23:58,169
         I paired with
      a skinny black belt,

525
00:23:58,171 --> 00:24:00,204
          lace tights,
       and my black flats

526
00:24:00,206 --> 00:24:02,606
 and for a little added warmth,
  I have this black cardigan.

527
00:24:02,608 --> 00:24:05,409
  It's a jumble of stuff, but
  I feel like it works, right?

528
00:24:05,411 --> 00:24:06,477
          Oh, totally!

529
00:24:06,479 --> 00:24:08,045
     Yeah, you don't wanna
     go out with too little

530
00:24:08,047 --> 00:24:10,047
          and suddenly
    be caught with a chill.

531
00:24:10,049 --> 00:24:13,150
 Comfortability before vanity.

532
00:24:13,152 --> 00:24:14,819
       I don't think so.

533
00:24:14,821 --> 00:24:16,153
            Oh, no.

534
00:24:16,155 --> 00:24:18,055
       Look, I would walk
  a mile in six-inch stilettos

535
00:24:18,057 --> 00:24:21,058
 that turn my feet into bloody
  stumps if they were Manolos.

536
00:24:21,060 --> 00:24:22,393
             Truth.

537
00:24:22,395 --> 00:24:24,728
  All right, tune in next week
     for my latest outfit.

538
00:24:24,730 --> 00:24:27,097
   Let's give a big round of
applause for my fabulous guest,

539
00:24:27,099 --> 00:24:28,632
Francesca Duval.

540
00:24:28,634 --> 00:24:30,034
           Thank you.
         I had a blast.

541
00:24:30,036 --> 00:24:33,070
   And for my always handsome
   and dapper cameraman, Sam.

542
00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:36,574
       Stay sexy, freaks.

543
00:24:37,676 --> 00:24:41,178
  - Oh, that was so much fun!
         - So much fun.

544
00:24:41,180 --> 00:24:42,480
   <i> Time for bed, Little Man.</i>

545
00:24:42,482 --> 00:24:44,415
              Dad!
          It's early!

546
00:24:44,417 --> 00:24:45,583
              <i> Bed!</i>

547
00:24:45,585 --> 00:24:48,752
      Go brush your teeth.
       I'll tuck you in.

548
00:24:48,754 --> 00:24:50,888
        Good night, Sam.

549
00:24:50,890 --> 00:24:52,523
              Bye.

550
00:24:56,294 --> 00:24:57,995
       God, he's so cute.

551
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:04,101
           I'm gonna
    go to the bathroom now.

552
00:25:04,103 --> 00:25:05,636
         - Yeah, sure.
            - Okay.

553
00:25:27,092 --> 00:25:28,425
             - Hey!
             - Hey.

554
00:25:28,427 --> 00:25:29,760
        Everything okay?

555
00:25:29,762 --> 00:25:32,696
           Oh! Yeah.
       Just false alarm.

556
00:25:33,832 --> 00:25:38,869
 I'm so sorry about the whole,
   uh, tampon thing earlier.

557
00:25:38,871 --> 00:25:40,738
     You know, you're just,
    you're so much like a -

558
00:25:40,740 --> 00:25:42,673
  You are so fine. No, really,

559
00:25:42,675 --> 00:25:45,075
    I mean it's not even the
 first time that it's happened.

560
00:25:45,077 --> 00:25:46,944
         My own doctor
    gets mixed up about it,

561
00:25:46,946 --> 00:25:48,312
          and he's had
     my junk in his hands.

562
00:25:49,682 --> 00:25:51,482
       I'll go in for my
 medication and he'll be like,

563
00:25:51,484 --> 00:25:53,450
      "So we're giving you
     testosterone, right?"

564
00:25:53,452 --> 00:25:56,220
And I'll be like, "No, estrogen?
 I'm tryin' to be a girl here?"

565
00:26:03,094 --> 00:26:05,062
  What bathroom do you go in?

566
00:26:05,064 --> 00:26:06,597
        Well, now I use
       the women's room.

567
00:26:06,599 --> 00:26:08,032
         But back when
     I was eight and nine,

568
00:26:08,034 --> 00:26:09,633
    and it was like the boys
      against the girls...

569
00:26:09,635 --> 00:26:12,736
 The boys would go to one side,
the girls would go to the other,

570
00:26:12,738 --> 00:26:14,605
 and I'd be stuck in the middle
   and end up on the sideline

571
00:26:14,607 --> 00:26:15,773
   with the kid on crutches.

572
00:26:15,775 --> 00:26:18,409
   I changed out in the boys'
      locker room though,

573
00:26:18,411 --> 00:26:21,178
until my breasts started growin'
  in when I was like fifteen,

574
00:26:21,180 --> 00:26:22,379
      and then the school
       just kinda gave me

575
00:26:22,381 --> 00:26:24,848
           an excused
    permanent pass from gym.

576
00:26:24,850 --> 00:26:27,251
      They just figured it
   would be easier that way.

577
00:26:27,253 --> 00:26:29,053
    Well, how cool were you?

578
00:26:29,055 --> 00:26:31,121
          A lifetime,
     "Get Outta Gym," card.

579
00:26:31,123 --> 00:26:32,690
             Stop.

580
00:26:32,692 --> 00:26:34,592
    How old's your brother?

581
00:26:34,594 --> 00:26:35,693
          He's eight.

582
00:26:35,695 --> 00:26:38,562
          Our mom died
      when he was one, so

583
00:26:38,564 --> 00:26:40,497
        I've kinda been
   the only girl in his life.

584
00:26:40,499 --> 00:26:43,367
         More of a mom
     than a sister, really.

585
00:26:43,369 --> 00:26:45,903
      How'd your mom die?

586
00:26:45,905 --> 00:26:47,404
            Cancer.

587
00:26:50,041 --> 00:26:51,875
           I'm sorry.

588
00:26:51,877 --> 00:26:53,644
           It's okay.

589
00:26:54,946 --> 00:26:57,381
  - Is your family supportive?
            - Yeah.

590
00:26:57,383 --> 00:26:59,316
        My dad actually
   bought me my first Barbies

591
00:26:59,318 --> 00:27:02,052
   when he realized when not
 havin' an interest in football

592
00:27:02,054 --> 00:27:04,588
 wasn't gonna be fixed by just
  replacing it with baseball.

593
00:27:08,493 --> 00:27:11,929
 So I-I guess that means you've
 never been with a girl, right?

594
00:27:13,264 --> 00:27:14,565
             Mm-mm.

595
00:27:15,133 --> 00:27:17,101
              Hmm.

596
00:27:17,103 --> 00:27:20,337
  Not even once, by accident?

597
00:27:22,575 --> 00:27:25,075
       No, I-I can't say
     I've ever accidentally

598
00:27:25,077 --> 00:27:26,677
        tripped and fell
     while sportin' a boner

599
00:27:26,679 --> 00:27:28,345
and landed in a woman's vagina.

600
00:27:28,347 --> 00:27:29,680
          Oh, my God.

601
00:27:29,682 --> 00:27:31,615
        I can be clumsy,
     but I'm not that bad.

602
00:27:36,321 --> 00:27:41,058
      I, um, I did almost
   kiss a girl once, though.

603
00:27:42,293 --> 00:27:45,029
           On a dare,
      I seem to remember.

604
00:27:46,164 --> 00:27:48,799
      But I chickened out.

605
00:27:50,135 --> 00:27:52,603
        Well, I've never
   kissed a girl either, so,

606
00:27:54,139 --> 00:27:57,307
      I guess we're even.

607
00:28:04,849 --> 00:28:08,519
     Look, I don't- I don't
   wanna be a bad influence.

608
00:28:08,521 --> 00:28:10,387
           I respect
   the sanctity of marriage.

609
00:28:10,389 --> 00:28:11,722
          Engagement.

610
00:28:11,724 --> 00:28:12,956
           That too.

611
00:28:13,792 --> 00:28:16,360
       And I don't wanna
       have any regrets.

612
00:28:17,696 --> 00:28:20,330
     I wanna live out loud,
          like you do.

613
00:28:20,332 --> 00:28:22,499
         It comes with
    a pretty big price tag.

614
00:28:22,501 --> 00:28:25,569
       Not as big a price
    tag as the alternative.

615
00:29:03,575 --> 00:29:05,576
           I'm sorry.

616
00:29:06,678 --> 00:29:09,113
        Francesca, wait!

617
00:29:09,914 --> 00:29:12,116
        Francesca, wait!

618
00:29:12,118 --> 00:29:15,586
      I brushed my teeth.
   Are you gonna tuck me in?

619
00:29:15,588 --> 00:29:18,455
         Yeah, pumpkin.
         Head upstairs.

620
00:29:43,114 --> 00:29:45,449
            I'm glad
     you have a new friend.

621
00:29:45,451 --> 00:29:46,617
            Me, too.

622
00:29:46,619 --> 00:29:49,286
      Now get some sleep.

623
00:29:50,288 --> 00:29:53,090
     It's okay that I like
   to play with toy soldiers

624
00:29:53,092 --> 00:29:55,793
   and play football, right?

625
00:29:55,795 --> 00:29:56,827
          What, honey?

626
00:29:56,829 --> 00:29:59,096
         I'm not weird
       because I'm a boy

627
00:29:59,098 --> 00:30:02,499
  and I like to have my marine
 guys rescue your Barbie dolls

628
00:30:02,501 --> 00:30:05,369
 and not the other way around?

629
00:30:05,371 --> 00:30:07,204
        We girls always
    have to do the rescuing,

630
00:30:07,206 --> 00:30:08,438
  regardless of how it looks,

631
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:11,875
      but that's a lesson
        for another day.

632
00:30:11,877 --> 00:30:13,944
           Listen...

633
00:30:16,714 --> 00:30:20,751
 you are perfect in every way,
           sweet boy.

634
00:30:20,753 --> 00:30:25,055
    You're normal, and there
is nothing wrong with you, okay?

635
00:30:25,057 --> 00:30:29,593
   However and whatever toys
  you wanna play with is fine.

636
00:30:29,595 --> 00:30:33,096
     You're supposed to do
  what makes you happy, okay?

637
00:30:33,098 --> 00:30:34,298
    What would make me happy

638
00:30:34,300 --> 00:30:36,900
   is if a certain little man
     was asleep right now.

639
00:30:36,902 --> 00:30:38,235
         Love you, Dad.

640
00:30:39,370 --> 00:30:41,138
           Love you.

641
00:30:54,652 --> 00:30:56,320
             What?

642
00:30:57,388 --> 00:30:59,389
  You didn't get that from me,
            is all.

643
00:31:01,693 --> 00:31:03,760
          Yes, I did.

644
00:31:58,483 --> 00:32:00,050
            Come on.

645
00:32:06,691 --> 00:32:08,659
      It'll come tomorrow.

646
00:32:13,531 --> 00:32:15,065
           All right.

647
00:32:15,067 --> 00:32:16,633
 Ham and cheese, coffee black.

648
00:32:16,635 --> 00:32:18,101
   Just make sure he eats it.

649
00:32:18,103 --> 00:32:19,469
            Mm-hmm.

650
00:32:22,907 --> 00:32:24,474
              Hmm.

651
00:32:25,543 --> 00:32:28,512
         So, Francesca
     kissed me last night.

652
00:32:29,381 --> 00:32:32,349
     She's much deeper than
  she appears at first blush.

653
00:32:32,351 --> 00:32:33,583
   And she's got a big heart.

654
00:32:33,585 --> 00:32:35,085
          I like that.

655
00:32:36,421 --> 00:32:39,289
What do you mean she kissed you?
          Where? When?

656
00:32:39,291 --> 00:32:41,391
          In my room,
    after we made the video.

657
00:32:41,393 --> 00:32:44,361
         I don't know,
    it just kinda happened.

658
00:32:44,363 --> 00:32:48,098
    Wha- and-and what- what
   happened after you kissed?

659
00:32:48,100 --> 00:32:49,900
         She ran away.

660
00:32:49,902 --> 00:32:52,069
        It was adorable.

661
00:32:52,071 --> 00:32:54,705
 You know, you really shouldn't
     mess around with her.

662
00:32:54,707 --> 00:32:56,907
   I mean, she has a fiancé.
       Marines are nuts.

663
00:32:56,909 --> 00:32:58,141
   They kill people for fun.

664
00:32:58,143 --> 00:32:59,576
     I ain't scared of him.

665
00:32:59,578 --> 00:33:01,478
          And anyway,
    I'm not a home wrecker.

666
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:04,281
 It was just one innocent kiss.

667
00:33:04,283 --> 00:33:05,482
I'm sure it won't happen again.

668
00:33:05,484 --> 00:33:06,516
        Yeah, I'm sure.

669
00:33:06,518 --> 00:33:07,751
            Come on!
       It's not my thing.

670
00:33:07,753 --> 00:33:09,219
         You know that.

671
00:33:09,221 --> 00:33:11,088
          But a little
      healthy exploration,

672
00:33:11,090 --> 00:33:14,157
    I mean, that's what your
 early twenties are for, right?

673
00:33:16,494 --> 00:33:21,531
     But, um, just in case
    it should happen again,

674
00:33:21,533 --> 00:33:23,500
       maybe if one thing
      leads to another...

675
00:33:23,502 --> 00:33:24,735
             Yeah?

676
00:33:26,704 --> 00:33:28,171
        What's it like?

677
00:33:28,173 --> 00:33:31,708
      I mean, like, okay,
     so what would you, um,

678
00:33:31,710 --> 00:33:35,212
    what-what would I- Well,
   what's one supposed to do?

679
00:33:35,214 --> 00:33:37,214
         Oh! Oh, Jesus.
        Oh, here we go.

680
00:33:37,216 --> 00:33:40,150
 Robby, come on, I have no one
  else to talk to about this.

681
00:33:45,690 --> 00:33:49,059
     Okay, uh, what do you-
    what do you wanna know?

682
00:33:49,061 --> 00:33:53,797
           Okay, so,
     you know the, um, the-

683
00:33:53,799 --> 00:33:54,865
             Dick?

684
00:33:54,867 --> 00:33:57,134
      - On a genetic girl!
     - Oh, the va-jay-jay.

685
00:33:57,136 --> 00:33:59,403
     Oh, my God, you do not
     watch the Kardashians.

686
00:33:59,405 --> 00:34:02,272
   Has my coming out to girls
   really inspired you, baby?

687
00:34:02,274 --> 00:34:03,173
            Please.

688
00:34:03,175 --> 00:34:04,574
         Only gay boys
    watch those girl shows.

689
00:34:04,576 --> 00:34:06,076
           Oh, yeah,
     'cuz what straight guy

690
00:34:06,078 --> 00:34:07,944
       would wanna watch
  hot sisters and best friends

691
00:34:07,946 --> 00:34:09,513
          mess around
   with each other half naked

692
00:34:09,515 --> 00:34:10,881
        and then makin'
      full-on porn tapes?

693
00:34:10,883 --> 00:34:12,382
    That is- that is so gay.

694
00:34:12,384 --> 00:34:18,388
   Anyway, I hear it's very,
   um, it's very complicated.

695
00:34:18,390 --> 00:34:20,791
       You know, the vaj,

696
00:34:20,793 --> 00:34:23,427
  with all its various fluids
  flowing at different times.

697
00:34:23,429 --> 00:34:27,297
  There's- there's the period,
  the wetness during sex, so,

698
00:34:27,299 --> 00:34:30,801
     okay, so like, I mean,
     does it start out wet?

699
00:34:30,803 --> 00:34:32,736
 Or-or do I have to get it wet?

700
00:34:32,738 --> 00:34:35,705
  Well, wait, does she get it-
   wait- how does it get wet?

701
00:34:35,707 --> 00:34:37,207
        Are you fuckin'
      retarded right now?

702
00:34:37,209 --> 00:34:39,676
      It's not easy for me
  to talk about these things.

703
00:34:39,678 --> 00:34:41,311
         Just tell me.

704
00:34:43,514 --> 00:34:48,418
         Okay, well...
  I mean you start makin' out,

705
00:34:48,420 --> 00:34:50,253
           you know,
   like you would with a guy.

706
00:34:50,255 --> 00:34:57,627
  Okay, well you-you know how-
 how you get, like, aroused...

707
00:34:57,629 --> 00:34:59,229
             Right.

708
00:34:59,231 --> 00:35:00,797
         She will, too.

709
00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:03,667
   And that'll make her wet?

710
00:35:03,669 --> 00:35:05,435
             Right.

711
00:35:05,437 --> 00:35:07,370
             Okay.

712
00:35:08,239 --> 00:35:09,473
 Is it tight like an asshole -

713
00:35:09,475 --> 00:35:10,240
          Okay! Okay!
          Google time.

714
00:35:10,242 --> 00:35:14,244
 No, no, no, confused gay chat
 rooms or something, seriously!

715
00:35:14,246 --> 00:35:16,413
   Don't be a baby about it,
         just tell me!

716
00:35:18,850 --> 00:35:20,517
              No.

717
00:35:20,519 --> 00:35:26,356
    No, it probably won't be
      as tight as a... No.

718
00:35:26,358 --> 00:35:27,657
            Really?

719
00:35:27,659 --> 00:35:29,359
    And how would you know?

720
00:35:30,294 --> 00:35:32,462
       I just know, okay?

721
00:35:32,464 --> 00:35:34,197
        All right, look,
        can we- come on,

722
00:35:34,199 --> 00:35:35,365
           I-I gotta
       get back to work.

723
00:35:35,367 --> 00:35:36,600
        - Where were we?
          - Tightness.

724
00:35:36,602 --> 00:35:38,201
             Right.

725
00:35:38,203 --> 00:35:41,104
   No, it-it-it-it won't- it
    won't be as tight as...

726
00:35:42,206 --> 00:35:44,908
       but it will be...

727
00:35:47,078 --> 00:35:50,680
       ...very, um, warm,

728
00:35:50,682 --> 00:35:53,483
     and, uh, like, gushy.

729
00:35:53,485 --> 00:35:57,320
     But, like, in the most
       amazing possible,

730
00:35:57,322 --> 00:36:00,123
   you know, warm, gushy way.

731
00:36:00,125 --> 00:36:01,491
        I can't believe
 I'm havin' this conversation.

732
00:36:01,493 --> 00:36:03,493
    Look, just try it, okay?

733
00:36:03,495 --> 00:36:06,096
  Just-just-just get in there
 and-and let nature take over.

734
00:36:06,098 --> 00:36:11,067
     the other part of you
  has millions of years of DNA

735
00:36:11,069 --> 00:36:13,970
     slammin' down on you,
 instinctively lettin' you know

736
00:36:13,972 --> 00:36:15,205
   how and where to stick it

737
00:36:15,207 --> 00:36:16,573
     and-and what the fuck
         to do with it,

738
00:36:16,575 --> 00:36:18,742
     and afterwards, you'll
   make your own assessment.

739
00:36:18,744 --> 00:36:20,277
          Okay, okay.

740
00:36:20,279 --> 00:36:22,112
   I gotta be done with this
     conversation, really,

741
00:36:22,114 --> 00:36:23,046
           that's all
    I'm gonna say about it.

742
00:36:23,048 --> 00:36:24,281
        Okay, thank you.

743
00:36:24,283 --> 00:36:26,349
I'd just like to enjoy the last
   part of my break in peace.

744
00:36:26,351 --> 00:36:29,386
      Hey, really, Robby,
     no, thank you so much.

745
00:36:29,388 --> 00:36:31,922
     I really do appreciate
     your help. Thank you.

746
00:36:31,924 --> 00:36:33,557
        You're welcome.

747
00:36:37,962 --> 00:36:39,296
Does it really smell like fish?

748
00:36:39,298 --> 00:36:41,464
       'Cuz I don't think
  I'd be able to handle that.

749
00:36:41,466 --> 00:36:44,301
      Look, I'm not sayin'
      it does or anythin',

750
00:36:44,303 --> 00:36:45,502
 but how am I supposed to know?

751
00:36:45,504 --> 00:36:47,404
    She smells really good!

752
00:36:47,406 --> 00:36:49,639
        It was somethin'
       I liked about her.

753
00:36:51,642 --> 00:36:53,076
    Who smelled really good?

754
00:36:53,945 --> 00:36:55,579
              Hey.

755
00:36:56,247 --> 00:36:58,181
   Were you talkin' about me?

756
00:36:58,183 --> 00:37:00,383
      Yeah, but, you know,
      he's my best friend.

757
00:37:00,385 --> 00:37:02,185
           He won't-
   he won't tell a soul. I -

758
00:37:02,187 --> 00:37:03,954
         No, it's okay.

759
00:37:03,956 --> 00:37:05,755
          I trust you.

760
00:37:07,225 --> 00:37:09,559
       You dropped this.

761
00:37:10,194 --> 00:37:12,095
              Oh.

762
00:37:14,565 --> 00:37:18,702
            I'm, uh,
  I'm sorry about last night.

763
00:37:18,704 --> 00:37:22,906
    Runnin' away like, that
     was so childish of me.

764
00:37:22,908 --> 00:37:25,442
       I guess I was just
 a little bit caught off guard.

765
00:37:25,444 --> 00:37:26,943
       It's totally fine.

766
00:37:26,945 --> 00:37:28,378
          I was, too.

767
00:37:29,614 --> 00:37:36,253
So... my daddy's havin' another
  one of his parties and, um,

768
00:37:36,255 --> 00:37:40,090
  I was hopin' that you might
be able to help me find a dress?

769
00:37:40,092 --> 00:37:41,358
             Okay.

770
00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:43,460
             Okay.

771
00:37:51,802 --> 00:37:54,137
 You smelled really good, too.

772
00:38:18,262 --> 00:38:21,765
           Yeah, see,
   I have all these dresses.

773
00:38:21,767 --> 00:38:24,034
   This is one of the biggest
problems livin' in a small town.

774
00:38:24,036 --> 00:38:25,502
  One of the biggest problems?

775
00:38:25,504 --> 00:38:27,470
        It doesn't even
       crack my top ten.

776
00:38:27,472 --> 00:38:30,206
 I like livin' in a small town.

777
00:38:30,208 --> 00:38:31,574
     It makes me feel safe.

778
00:38:31,576 --> 00:38:33,743
It makes me feel claustrophobic.

779
00:38:33,745 --> 00:38:35,779
I can't wait to get outta here.

780
00:38:35,781 --> 00:38:36,780
            Really?

781
00:38:36,782 --> 00:38:38,181
        Are you kidding?

782
00:38:38,183 --> 00:38:42,052
  I was born in the wrong body
      and the wrong town.

783
00:38:42,054 --> 00:38:43,987
          There really
      are no dresses here.

784
00:38:46,123 --> 00:38:47,457
            Come on.

785
00:38:49,293 --> 00:38:52,862
   - Whe-where are we goin'?
           - Target.

786
00:38:52,864 --> 00:38:59,135
Um, yeah, I-I'm the least snobby
seemingly snobby person I know,

787
00:38:59,137 --> 00:39:05,442
 Oh, my God, I would never have
  you wear a dress from there.

788
00:39:05,444 --> 00:39:07,010
           Thank you.

789
00:39:07,012 --> 00:39:08,745
          But I would
     have you wear a dress

790
00:39:08,747 --> 00:39:11,381
        that I make out
  of a tablecloth from there.

791
00:39:14,251 --> 00:39:15,552
              Hmm.

792
00:39:29,567 --> 00:39:31,501
   I hate that I'm so short.

793
00:39:33,037 --> 00:39:34,804
  I wish I was tall like you.

794
00:39:34,806 --> 00:39:36,406
  What are you talkin' about?

795
00:39:36,408 --> 00:39:38,141
You're like the perfect height.

796
00:39:38,143 --> 00:39:39,676
          And besides,

797
00:39:39,678 --> 00:39:42,579
      boys like girls who
 are shorter than them anyway.

798
00:39:42,581 --> 00:39:45,014
 You're gonna rock this outfit.

799
00:39:45,016 --> 00:39:47,417
         Well, we don't
      dress cute for boys.

800
00:39:47,419 --> 00:39:49,085
           Who cares
    if they like the outfit?

801
00:39:49,087 --> 00:39:51,254
              Yes,
  but we do undress for them.

802
00:39:51,256 --> 00:39:53,823
        And we care what
    they think then, right?

803
00:40:06,337 --> 00:40:07,971
     Are you a virgin, too?

804
00:40:07,973 --> 00:40:09,005
             Yeah.

805
00:40:09,007 --> 00:40:11,541
      I mean, with girls.

806
00:40:57,455 --> 00:40:59,823
             Look,
  I shouldn't be the one to...

807
00:40:59,825 --> 00:41:01,858
     It's okay, I want to.

808
00:41:03,861 --> 00:41:05,795
   I don't think it's right.

809
00:41:05,797 --> 00:41:09,399
         No, it's okay.
            Really.

810
00:41:09,401 --> 00:41:12,368
   It's not okay by me. Look,

811
00:41:12,370 --> 00:41:15,138
        you're a virgin.
  You're about to be married.

812
00:41:15,140 --> 00:41:17,040
          Your husband
    should be the one to...

813
00:41:17,042 --> 00:41:19,709
            I lied.

814
00:41:19,711 --> 00:41:21,611
          What? You...

815
00:41:21,613 --> 00:41:23,446
            I lied.

816
00:41:23,448 --> 00:41:26,416
         On your show.

817
00:41:26,418 --> 00:41:29,385
        I mean I've lied
     to everyone about it.

818
00:41:33,023 --> 00:41:35,458
    There was this one time
       when I was fifteen

819
00:41:35,460 --> 00:41:39,162
           and drunk
     at boardin' school, so

820
00:41:39,164 --> 00:41:40,697
 it's not like the specialness
       of the first time

821
00:41:40,699 --> 00:41:45,368
  on my wedding night will be,
     uh, all that special.

822
00:41:45,370 --> 00:41:48,171
           I mean not
    for that reason, anyway.

823
00:41:48,173 --> 00:41:50,340
   But your fiancé thinks...

824
00:41:50,342 --> 00:41:51,641
             Yeah.

825
00:41:51,643 --> 00:41:54,944
    And I'm okay with that.

826
00:41:54,946 --> 00:41:58,181
        Look, every girl
       has their secrets.

827
00:42:06,824 --> 00:42:09,092
         I don't wanna
 be a mood killer or anything,

828
00:42:09,094 --> 00:42:14,297
     but we should probably
 be responsible, have the talk.

829
00:42:14,299 --> 00:42:15,665
              Oh!

830
00:42:15,667 --> 00:42:19,235
   Yeah, um, well it was just
that- it was just that one time,

831
00:42:19,237 --> 00:42:22,038
   and-and he used a condom.

832
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:24,340
              You?
       - Yeah, just once.

833
00:42:24,342 --> 00:42:26,709
       He used a condom.

834
00:42:27,778 --> 00:42:29,312
             Okay.

835
00:42:33,717 --> 00:42:36,019
      I'm not on the pill.

836
00:42:36,021 --> 00:42:38,488
   Nothing comes out anymore.

837
00:42:38,490 --> 00:42:40,456
            Really?

838
00:42:40,458 --> 00:42:45,528
       I-I mean does it,
       does it feel good?

839
00:42:45,530 --> 00:42:47,096
             Yeah.

840
00:42:47,098 --> 00:42:51,634
       Just nothing, um,
   so you can't get pregnant.

841
00:42:51,636 --> 00:42:53,536
             - Mm.
            - Yeah.

842
00:42:55,806 --> 00:42:58,408
   So you can't have babies?

843
00:42:58,410 --> 00:43:03,246
       Not from my... no.

844
00:43:03,248 --> 00:43:05,448
   Do you wanna have babies?

845
00:43:05,450 --> 00:43:06,683
          Absolutely.

846
00:43:06,685 --> 00:43:08,618
            Someday.

847
00:43:10,988 --> 00:43:12,822
        You're so sweet.

848
00:43:30,140 --> 00:43:33,209
        You're so soft.
      Just like... like...

849
00:43:33,211 --> 00:43:35,144
            A girl?

850
00:43:35,146 --> 00:43:36,613
             Yeah.

851
00:43:39,850 --> 00:43:43,252
       And it's so hard,
         just like a...

852
00:43:43,254 --> 00:43:44,721
             A boy?

853
00:43:44,723 --> 00:43:46,522
             Yeah.

854
00:44:23,594 --> 00:44:25,194
    Do you need to get that?

855
00:44:25,196 --> 00:44:27,463
            Uh, no.

856
00:44:32,636 --> 00:44:36,239
I kissed a girl and I liked it.

857
00:44:40,077 --> 00:44:43,379
     You did a little more
       than just kiss me.

858
00:44:49,620 --> 00:44:51,220
              Hmm.

859
00:44:51,222 --> 00:44:53,156
        Everything okay?

860
00:44:53,158 --> 00:44:54,524
            Mm-hmm.

861
00:44:54,526 --> 00:44:56,392
             Yeah.

862
00:44:59,329 --> 00:45:00,830
         Was it, um...

863
00:45:03,534 --> 00:45:06,069
          was it fun?

864
00:45:11,208 --> 00:45:13,843
         As fun as when
      you were with a boy?

865
00:45:14,945 --> 00:45:17,480
       It was different.

866
00:45:17,482 --> 00:45:20,149
      Very different. But,

867
00:45:20,151 --> 00:45:22,218
      but still very nice.

868
00:45:33,130 --> 00:45:34,964
            And you?

869
00:45:36,033 --> 00:45:40,036
  It was kind of unbelievable,
     to tell you the truth.

870
00:45:42,039 --> 00:45:43,339
             Good.

871
00:45:47,244 --> 00:45:48,745
          I'm curious,

872
00:45:48,747 --> 00:45:52,482
       I mean does this-
     does this make me gay?

873
00:45:54,084 --> 00:45:56,185
       I don't think so.

874
00:45:57,821 --> 00:46:00,990
          Bi-curious?

875
00:46:00,992 --> 00:46:03,493
         I don't know.

876
00:46:03,495 --> 00:46:06,395
          Well, it has
     to make me somethin'.

877
00:46:06,397 --> 00:46:08,131
             Human?

878
00:46:20,911 --> 00:46:23,045
          It makes her
  a lot more than just human.

879
00:46:23,047 --> 00:46:24,313
          Oh, really?

880
00:46:24,315 --> 00:46:26,282
           Well, uh,
    what are the definitions

881
00:46:26,284 --> 00:46:28,084
         since you seem
     to be so clear of what

882
00:46:28,086 --> 00:46:30,887
    Francesca is and isn't?

883
00:46:30,889 --> 00:46:32,722
       Straight's a penis
      going into a vagina.

884
00:46:32,724 --> 00:46:34,957
       - So I'm straight?
             - No.

885
00:46:34,959 --> 00:46:37,260
      Well, I put my penis
    in a vagina last night.

886
00:46:37,262 --> 00:46:40,129
         Which I still
    can't believe, but, uh,

887
00:46:40,131 --> 00:46:43,800
     yeah, okay, no, by-by
 doin' that, you were straight.

888
00:46:43,802 --> 00:46:45,201
  Even though I have breasts?

889
00:46:45,203 --> 00:46:46,702
        Yeah, whatever,
 you can have rhinoceros ears,

890
00:46:46,704 --> 00:46:48,204
    but if you have a dick,

891
00:46:48,206 --> 00:46:50,139
  and you stick it in a vagina

892
00:46:50,141 --> 00:46:52,208
          that- that's
     straight sex, sister.

893
00:46:52,210 --> 00:46:56,078
   A lovely image, all right,
    so then, what's gay sex?

894
00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:59,482
 Well, gay for a woman is when
she rubs her vagina and breasts

895
00:46:59,484 --> 00:47:02,084
        on another woman
   with a vagina and breasts.

896
00:47:02,086 --> 00:47:03,352
          Do they have
    to have rhinoceros ears?

897
00:47:03,354 --> 00:47:06,122
     Oh, whatever they do.
 Y-you know, kiss, scissorin'.

898
00:47:06,124 --> 00:47:08,157
      - Ooh, look at you!
             - Hey!

899
00:47:08,159 --> 00:47:11,761
   I am knowledgeable in the
 arts of various sexual arenas.

900
00:47:11,763 --> 00:47:12,762
          Oh, please.

901
00:47:12,764 --> 00:47:14,297
         You thank God
     for "Glee" every day,

902
00:47:14,299 --> 00:47:15,531
or you'd still think scissoring

903
00:47:15,533 --> 00:47:16,833
      was a mixed martial
       arts tap-out hold.

904
00:47:16,835 --> 00:47:19,101
   I'm a- I'm a- I'm a Gleek
      and I'm proud of it.

905
00:47:19,103 --> 00:47:21,571
     But I knew about that
      before that episode.

906
00:47:21,573 --> 00:47:23,639
  Why does it even matter what
  you label as your sexuality?

907
00:47:23,641 --> 00:47:26,108
          It doesn't.
 Look, I could care less, okay?

908
00:47:26,110 --> 00:47:28,010
   Whatever floats your boat.
     What do I give a fuck?

909
00:47:28,012 --> 00:47:31,247
    But if you have a penis,
I mean, however it got on there,

910
00:47:31,249 --> 00:47:33,783
 and you-you stick it in a butt

911
00:47:33,785 --> 00:47:38,721
     of a person with-with
  another penis on theirself,

912
00:47:38,723 --> 00:47:40,056
     that's gay sex, okay?

913
00:47:40,058 --> 00:47:42,158
      I mean I- you know,
         in that moment

914
00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:43,159
         call yourself
       whatever you want.

915
00:47:43,161 --> 00:47:45,928
          So then, you
  are a full-on straight dude?

916
00:47:45,930 --> 00:47:48,464
   - Yeah, you're damn right.
- Never bi-curious in the least?

917
00:47:48,466 --> 00:47:49,532
       Not even a little.

918
00:47:49,534 --> 00:47:51,467
       Just love you some
    woo-woo and breastesses.

919
00:47:51,469 --> 00:47:53,002
        - All day long!
            - Yeah!

920
00:47:53,004 --> 00:47:55,037
       Some good, clean,
      normal, God-fearing,

921
00:47:55,039 --> 00:47:57,240
   American, boy-meets-girl,
       heterosexual sex.

922
00:47:57,242 --> 00:47:58,374
              Mmm!
       Damn right, girl!

923
00:47:58,376 --> 00:48:00,743
     And during this good,
  clean, normal, God-fearing,

924
00:48:00,745 --> 00:48:03,813
   American, boy-meets-girl,
       heterosexual sex,

925
00:48:03,815 --> 00:48:05,815
   you ever like when a girl
sticks her finger up your butt?

926
00:48:05,817 --> 00:48:08,084
       What, like that's
     never happened to you?

927
00:48:08,086 --> 00:48:09,318
              No!

928
00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:10,353
        No, it has not.

929
00:48:10,355 --> 00:48:11,687
            Mm-hmm.

930
00:48:13,390 --> 00:48:18,027
           I-I mean,
   I don't know, maybe once.

931
00:48:18,029 --> 00:48:20,796
      With a Jewish girl.

932
00:48:20,798 --> 00:48:25,668
      Okay, so, that-that
one time with, "a Jewish girl,"

933
00:48:25,670 --> 00:48:27,136
        did you like it?

934
00:48:27,138 --> 00:48:28,504
         - It was okay.
           - Uh-huh.

935
00:48:28,506 --> 00:48:29,639
       One finger or two?

936
00:48:29,641 --> 00:48:31,274
  - I don't- who can remember?
             - Two.

937
00:48:31,276 --> 00:48:34,010
  - Okay, so was that gay sex?
             - No!

938
00:48:34,012 --> 00:48:36,512
              Wha-
    Well, by your definition

939
00:48:36,514 --> 00:48:40,316
  that's somebody else's body
 part goin' up your, you know,

940
00:48:40,318 --> 00:48:42,118
  so that makes it gay, right?
        - Hold on, now.

941
00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:43,219
            No. No!

942
00:48:43,221 --> 00:48:45,154
      That- first of all,
        it-it's- that's

943
00:48:45,156 --> 00:48:47,189
     not a man-member goin'
  up my butt, it's a finger -

944
00:48:47,191 --> 00:48:48,858
         - Two fingers.
          - Whatever!

945
00:48:48,860 --> 00:48:51,127
        And it-it's-it's
       a girl's fingers.

946
00:48:52,763 --> 00:48:54,997
         Pretty thick.

947
00:48:54,999 --> 00:48:56,299
           And long.

948
00:48:56,301 --> 00:48:59,268
   Two fingers, I don't know,
    it's-it's sort of like,

949
00:48:59,270 --> 00:49:00,836
       uh, hmm, a penis.

950
00:49:00,838 --> 00:49:01,871
              No!

951
00:49:01,873 --> 00:49:02,772
              No.

952
00:49:02,774 --> 00:49:04,573
     Nothing like a penis.

953
00:49:04,575 --> 00:49:09,011
   So, it's the material that
     the phallus is made of

954
00:49:09,013 --> 00:49:10,713
    that determines whether
      it's gay sex or not.

955
00:49:10,715 --> 00:49:14,150
   And the sex of the person
   administering the phallus.

956
00:49:14,152 --> 00:49:16,385
            Correct.

957
00:49:16,387 --> 00:49:18,087
  Okay, I think I'm clear now.

958
00:49:18,089 --> 00:49:20,489
  Thank you, sweet baby Jesus.

959
00:49:20,491 --> 00:49:22,158
           All right,
   I think this is her place.

960
00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:24,260
     You can just pull over
          right there.

961
00:49:25,629 --> 00:49:26,929
              Wow.

962
00:49:36,473 --> 00:49:38,474
             - Hi.
             - Hey!

963
00:49:39,343 --> 00:49:41,444
         - Hey, Robby.
             - Hey.

964
00:49:41,446 --> 00:49:42,445
              Oh.

965
00:49:42,447 --> 00:49:44,714
         - Here you go.
             - Oh!

966
00:49:44,716 --> 00:49:46,515
        I am so excited!

967
00:49:51,422 --> 00:49:55,091
     Oh, my God, I love it,
I love it, I love it, I love it!

968
00:49:55,093 --> 00:49:57,326
          - Oh my G -
- Wow, Ricky, it-it's beautiful.

969
00:49:57,328 --> 00:49:58,361
     - Really, you like it?
            - Yeah.

970
00:49:58,363 --> 00:49:59,962
       Thank you so much!

971
00:49:59,964 --> 00:50:01,030
           Thank you.

972
00:50:01,032 --> 00:50:04,233
   My mama said that you can
   come to the party tonight.

973
00:50:04,235 --> 00:50:06,769
 Oh! Well, I mean that's sweet,
            but we-

974
00:50:06,771 --> 00:50:08,404
 I kinda have plans with Robby.

975
00:50:08,406 --> 00:50:09,372
      Horror movie night,

976
00:50:09,374 --> 00:50:10,873
         Bella Lugosi,
     the original Dracula.

977
00:50:10,875 --> 00:50:13,609
        Oh, well, Robby,
    why don't you come, too?

978
00:50:13,611 --> 00:50:15,544
       Well, as her date.

979
00:50:16,447 --> 00:50:20,483
      it'll be just as fun
 and scary as a vampire movie,

980
00:50:20,485 --> 00:50:21,617
  especially when Uncle Wally

981
00:50:21,619 --> 00:50:24,253
         tries to help
      the little boys pee.

982
00:50:24,255 --> 00:50:25,688
         Just kidding.

983
00:50:25,690 --> 00:50:27,723
             Kinda.

984
00:50:28,325 --> 00:50:29,525
          Please come?

985
00:50:29,527 --> 00:50:31,761
        Please, please,
    please, please, please?

986
00:50:31,763 --> 00:50:33,429
            Please?

987
00:50:33,431 --> 00:50:36,332
            - Okay.
          - Yes! Yes!

988
00:50:51,715 --> 00:50:55,618
  The basic philosophy that we
have brought to the White House

989
00:50:55,620 --> 00:50:56,786
       just doesn't work.

990
00:50:56,788 --> 00:51:00,056
It's gonna bankrupt the country,
     you can guarantee it.

991
00:51:00,058 --> 00:51:03,659
     I mean, what's- think
 of the future of our children.

992
00:51:03,661 --> 00:51:06,495
       They are not gonna
  be able to live creatively.

993
00:51:06,497 --> 00:51:07,663
       They aren't gonna
        have the funds -

994
00:51:07,665 --> 00:51:10,399
    If y'all excuse me, um,
 it's very nice talkin' to you.

995
00:51:10,401 --> 00:51:12,501
   Well, nice talkin' to you,
             Madam.

996
00:51:15,839 --> 00:51:16,972
              Hey!

997
00:51:18,375 --> 00:51:20,242
              Hi.

998
00:51:20,244 --> 00:51:21,644
       You look amazing.

999
00:51:21,646 --> 00:51:22,778
            Thanks.
        You look great.

1000
00:51:22,780 --> 00:51:24,246
           Thank you.

1001
00:51:25,382 --> 00:51:27,183
          - Hi, Robby.
             - Hey.

1002
00:51:27,185 --> 00:51:28,751
            Oh, Mom.

1003
00:51:29,820 --> 00:51:31,620
       Um, this is Ricky.

1004
00:51:31,622 --> 00:51:33,189
        This is the one
    that made me this dress.

1005
00:51:33,191 --> 00:51:34,757
         I am so happy
      to meet you, Ricky.

1006
00:51:34,759 --> 00:51:36,525
         I really can't
     believe you made this.

1007
00:51:36,527 --> 00:51:38,027
        It is stunning!

1008
00:51:38,029 --> 00:51:39,728
          - Thank you.
      - Um, this is Robby.

1009
00:51:39,730 --> 00:51:44,133
   Well, pleased to meet you,
  too, handsome, young Robby.

1010
00:51:44,135 --> 00:51:46,902
       The rich just keep
  gettin' richer, am I right?

1011
00:51:46,904 --> 00:51:49,905
          Talented and
   a stud-muffin on your arm.

1012
00:51:49,907 --> 00:51:52,208
        Well, thank you,
    but we're just friends.

1013
00:51:52,210 --> 00:51:55,511
 Well, you need to change that,
         my dear, ASAP.

1014
00:51:55,513 --> 00:51:58,114
         Anyone can see
    he is smitten with you.

1015
00:51:58,116 --> 00:52:00,182
     Don't have cold feet.

1016
00:52:00,184 --> 00:52:02,084
         Who are your,
     uh, friends, Darlin'?

1017
00:52:02,086 --> 00:52:04,186
      - Uh, this is Ricky.
  - Pleased to meet you, Sir.

1018
00:52:04,188 --> 00:52:05,588
          Robby Riley,
    honor to meet you, Sir.

1019
00:52:05,590 --> 00:52:07,957
        Thank you, Son.
  Are you old enough to vote?

1020
00:52:07,959 --> 00:52:09,725
   And if so, are you votin'
  for me in the next election?

1021
00:52:09,727 --> 00:52:13,195
         Come on, now.
 Keep the politics outta this.

1022
00:52:13,197 --> 00:52:14,363
     We are havin' a party.

1023
00:52:14,365 --> 00:52:15,965
          Yes, we are.

1024
00:52:15,967 --> 00:52:20,136
        And it is a very
     special party indeed.

1025
00:52:20,138 --> 00:52:22,104
             - Hmm?
          - Uh, folks?

1026
00:52:22,106 --> 00:52:24,473
    Folks, can I have your,
     uh, attention please?

1027
00:52:24,475 --> 00:52:26,041
        - For a moment?
            - What?

1028
00:52:34,918 --> 00:52:36,085
 Um, as you know, my beautiful
       daughter Francesca

1029
00:52:36,087 --> 00:52:39,655
  is betrothed to a fine young
    soldier, David Applebee,

1030
00:52:39,657 --> 00:52:42,558
 who is fightin' for our great
    country in Afghanistan.

1031
00:52:42,560 --> 00:52:43,759
          - Yes, Sir.
             - Yes.

1032
00:52:43,761 --> 00:52:46,662
- Yes, Sir.

1033
00:52:48,298 --> 00:52:50,299
        Upon his return,
       they are to be wed

1034
00:52:50,301 --> 00:52:52,101
in a most lavish of ceremonies.

1035
00:52:56,640 --> 00:53:01,143
  Now, the last year has taken
  a toll on her pretty smile,

1036
00:53:01,145 --> 00:53:03,245
     mopin' around all day,
     only able to see David

1037
00:53:03,247 --> 00:53:05,514
    on the computer with the
 Facebook and Tweet and Skype,

1038
00:53:05,516 --> 00:53:07,483
whatever it's all called.

1039
00:53:08,518 --> 00:53:10,586
     And I simply couldn't
   stand to have it anymore.

1040
00:53:10,588 --> 00:53:12,354
  It was draggin' us all down.

1041
00:53:12,356 --> 00:53:15,524
  So, I made a coupla calls to
 some military friends of mine

1042
00:53:15,526 --> 00:53:17,026
        in the Pentagon,

1043
00:53:17,028 --> 00:53:19,762
     who agreed that David
  had served our country proud

1044
00:53:19,764 --> 00:53:22,598
         in Afghanistan
    the last fifteen months

1045
00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:25,367
  and deserved to be stationed
    a little closer to home,

1046
00:53:25,369 --> 00:53:27,570
       so he could spend
   some time with his fiancée

1047
00:53:27,572 --> 00:53:29,038
      before the wedding.

1048
00:53:31,042 --> 00:53:32,675
          Oh, my God!

1049
00:53:37,781 --> 00:53:39,815
          Oh, my God!

1050
00:53:39,817 --> 00:53:41,450
              Aw.

1051
00:53:42,886 --> 00:53:44,587
       Welcome home, Son.

1052
00:53:51,127 --> 00:53:52,661
       So how do you all
        know Francesca?

1053
00:53:52,663 --> 00:53:54,063
         Were you away
      at school together?

1054
00:53:54,065 --> 00:53:56,165
            Oh, no,
    I just met her in town.

1055
00:53:56,167 --> 00:53:57,466
I went to school here, actually.

1056
00:53:57,468 --> 00:54:01,103
     Oh, so you know David,
       her fiancé, then?

1057
00:54:01,105 --> 00:54:02,204
       Yeah, well, I do.

1058
00:54:02,206 --> 00:54:03,839
            We, uh,
   played football together.

1059
00:54:03,841 --> 00:54:05,407
   I didn't really know him.

1060
00:54:05,409 --> 00:54:08,744
 God, high school in this town,
      who can survive it?

1061
00:54:08,746 --> 00:54:10,479
Isn't that the truth?

1062
00:54:10,481 --> 00:54:11,247
           I was fat.

1063
00:54:11,249 --> 00:54:13,282
      I had terrible acne.

1064
00:54:13,284 --> 00:54:15,384
        And I was a boy,
        so that sucked.

1065
00:54:20,690 --> 00:54:23,325
       Pardon us, ladies.

1066
00:54:23,327 --> 00:54:26,161
    I know you're old enough
        to vote for me.

1067
00:54:26,163 --> 00:54:27,596
The question is, are you gonna?

1068
00:54:27,598 --> 00:54:29,565
          Oh, Dayton.

1069
00:54:34,037 --> 00:54:37,172
              Hey,
    what's the matter, baby?

1070
00:54:37,174 --> 00:54:39,241
  Aren't you happy to see me?

1071
00:54:39,243 --> 00:54:40,676
         Why would you
       even ask me that?

1072
00:54:40,678 --> 00:54:43,078
     Of course, I'm happy.

1073
00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:44,613
         I don't know.

1074
00:54:44,615 --> 00:54:46,915
   You seem a little strange.

1075
00:54:46,917 --> 00:54:49,752
       And you missed our
     Skype date last night.

1076
00:54:49,754 --> 00:54:53,088
     That's the first time
 in fifteen months I been gone?

1077
00:54:53,090 --> 00:54:55,891
  I know. I'm sorry, I just...

1078
00:54:57,360 --> 00:54:59,128
         Where were ya?

1079
00:54:59,130 --> 00:55:01,730
 Your new best friend's house?

1080
00:55:01,732 --> 00:55:03,365
The tranny?

1081
00:55:03,367 --> 00:55:05,234
          Okay, David,
  please don't call her that.

1082
00:55:05,236 --> 00:55:06,468
       Her name is Ricky.

1083
00:55:06,470 --> 00:55:09,171
  Hey, it's a dude, not a she.

1084
00:55:09,173 --> 00:55:11,173
      Or maybe a she-male,
          or whatever,

1085
00:55:11,175 --> 00:55:13,676
 - but definitely not a, "her."
       - Please be nice.

1086
00:55:13,678 --> 00:55:16,945
    She's an amazing person.
    You don't even know her.

1087
00:55:16,947 --> 00:55:19,982
   So you were at his house.

1088
00:55:21,251 --> 00:55:23,619
 Makin' another video with him?

1089
00:55:26,723 --> 00:55:29,758
   How did y- you know that?

1090
00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:32,127
I'm savin' myself,
of course, for my darlin' fiancé

1091
00:55:32,129 --> 00:55:33,595
     who is in Afghanistan.

1092
00:55:33,597 --> 00:55:34,963
Really?

1093
00:55:34,965 --> 00:55:36,999
        How virtuous...

1094
00:55:38,368 --> 00:55:39,568
        Maybe it's time
       we got outta here.

1095
00:55:39,570 --> 00:55:41,370
           You think?

1096
00:55:41,372 --> 00:55:43,472
     We could spot a pimple
      on a terrorist's ass

1097
00:55:43,474 --> 00:55:46,041
        from three miles
      in the sky at night.

1098
00:55:46,043 --> 00:55:49,011
    Finding my fiancée doin'
 a YouTube video with a tranny

1099
00:55:49,013 --> 00:55:50,746
         is a cakewalk.

1100
00:55:50,748 --> 00:55:52,381
     And not a very fun one
      when you're imbedded

1101
00:55:52,383 --> 00:55:54,650
   with a hundred forty other
    soldiers in Afghanistan.

1102
00:55:54,652 --> 00:55:57,019
       It was a harmless
      video about clothes.

1103
00:55:57,021 --> 00:56:00,122
  She is an amazing designer-
  She-she made me this dress!

1104
00:56:00,124 --> 00:56:03,726
       Well, none of that
      matters to my guys.

1105
00:56:03,728 --> 00:56:08,430
All they see is my girl hangin'
   out with some sick freak.

1106
00:56:08,432 --> 00:56:10,499
  How could you do that to me?

1107
00:56:10,501 --> 00:56:13,502
     I'm the laughin' stock
      of the U.S. Marines.

1108
00:56:13,504 --> 00:56:15,037
        And your father?

1109
00:56:15,039 --> 00:56:16,772
       Did you ever think
   what this could do to him?

1110
00:56:16,774 --> 00:56:20,676
   She is a transgender girl,
 David, not-not a-a terrorist.

1111
00:56:20,678 --> 00:56:21,610
             Yeah?

1112
00:56:21,612 --> 00:56:24,847
    How can you be so sure?

1113
00:56:24,849 --> 00:56:26,181
     Seriously, Francesca,

1114
00:56:26,183 --> 00:56:29,051
        you need to stop
hangin' around with that thing.

1115
00:56:29,053 --> 00:56:31,820
        I mean, we have
   a certain image to uphold.

1116
00:56:31,822 --> 00:56:33,188
         Indeed we do.

1117
00:56:33,190 --> 00:56:37,126
      Who is this evildoer
   she has to stay away from?

1118
00:56:37,128 --> 00:56:39,128
     Oh, I'm sorry, Ma'am,

1119
00:56:39,130 --> 00:56:41,363
     I-I don't wanna upset
your nice party with this talk.

1120
00:56:41,365 --> 00:56:42,765
          Please, Son,
     we're all family here.

1121
00:56:42,767 --> 00:56:44,466
         Speak freely.

1122
00:56:44,468 --> 00:56:47,503
I'm more liberal than I appear.
      - Oh, please, Daddy.

1123
00:56:47,505 --> 00:56:49,304
    You are so deeply in bed
      with the tea party,

1124
00:56:49,306 --> 00:56:51,373
           you'd let
   Bill O'Reilly teabag you.

1125
00:56:51,375 --> 00:56:53,442
       Well, I don't know
        what that means,

1126
00:56:53,444 --> 00:56:56,011
    but if it means I would
 enjoy a nice glass of iced tea

1127
00:56:56,013 --> 00:56:57,579
  with Mr. O'Reilly then yes,

1128
00:56:57,581 --> 00:57:00,115
      I would be more than
   happy to teabag with him.

1129
00:57:00,117 --> 00:57:01,850
             Honey,
 don't repeat that term again.

1130
00:57:01,852 --> 00:57:03,886
That's not quite what it means.

1131
00:57:03,888 --> 00:57:05,654
   We'll talk about it later.

1132
00:57:05,656 --> 00:57:08,290
   What has gotten into you?

1133
00:57:08,292 --> 00:57:10,692
           You're not
     the same girl lately.

1134
00:57:10,694 --> 00:57:12,027
      It's hangin' around
         with that guy.

1135
00:57:12,029 --> 00:57:13,495
           What guy?

1136
00:57:13,497 --> 00:57:15,264
      Tell him, or I will.

1137
00:57:23,706 --> 00:57:26,074
        He means Ricky.

1138
00:57:26,076 --> 00:57:30,145
  Well, I thought his name was
 Robby, the boy she came with.

1139
00:57:30,147 --> 00:57:33,248
       Um, no, he's Robby
        and she's Ricky,

1140
00:57:33,250 --> 00:57:36,618
         but that's not
    what David means, is it?

1141
00:57:36,620 --> 00:57:38,387
   Well, I thought they were
    both fine, young people

1142
00:57:38,389 --> 00:57:40,789
        with good heads
      on their shoulders.

1143
00:57:40,791 --> 00:57:43,459
    And that Ricky is quite
 a pretty young girl, to boot.

1144
00:57:43,461 --> 00:57:46,528
    That's not a girl, Sir.

1145
00:57:46,530 --> 00:57:48,197
          It's a boy.

1146
00:57:49,666 --> 00:57:52,534
     I am confused, Honey.
   What is he talkin' about?

1147
00:57:52,536 --> 00:57:54,536
      It's a transvestite.

1148
00:57:54,538 --> 00:57:56,305
          Or whatever.

1149
00:57:56,307 --> 00:57:58,140
       It's a man below,
       but a girl up top,

1150
00:57:58,142 --> 00:57:59,775
  if you get my meaning, Sir.

1151
00:57:59,777 --> 00:58:01,743
     That black haired girl
     that made your dress,

1152
00:58:01,745 --> 00:58:03,111
         the one I met
     just the other minute?

1153
00:58:03,113 --> 00:58:05,047
      Yes, Father. Ricky.

1154
00:58:05,049 --> 00:58:06,381
           He's here?

1155
00:58:06,383 --> 00:58:08,383
             - Now?
    - Stop calling her that!

1156
00:58:08,385 --> 00:58:10,152
  She is a girl, God damn it!

1157
00:58:10,154 --> 00:58:11,720
     Get that through your
  thick skull! She is a girl!

1158
00:58:11,722 --> 00:58:12,588
           Francesca.

1159
00:58:12,590 --> 00:58:14,823
        I will not call
      that faggot a girl.

1160
00:58:14,825 --> 00:58:18,026
   But she is as much a girl
  as I am, and for the record,

1161
00:58:18,028 --> 00:58:20,062
   can make any girl as happy
    as she'd ever wanna be,

1162
00:58:20,064 --> 00:58:21,029
     in more ways than one.

1163
00:58:21,031 --> 00:58:22,164
 What's that supposed to mean?

1164
00:58:22,166 --> 00:58:26,034
      Stand down, Marine,
or I will snap you like a twig!

1165
00:58:26,036 --> 00:58:29,371
   and she will keep company
  with any person she sees fit

1166
00:58:29,373 --> 00:58:31,039
          and you will
    treat her with respect,

1167
00:58:31,041 --> 00:58:32,508
       or you will not be
   permitted in her presence.

1168
00:58:32,510 --> 00:58:33,542
      Is that understood?

1169
00:58:33,544 --> 00:58:35,110
      Dayton, let him go!

1170
00:58:35,112 --> 00:58:37,513
          Let him go!
            Dayton!

1171
00:59:42,445 --> 00:59:44,112
  All right, a dollar does it.

1172
00:59:44,114 --> 00:59:46,048
      Thank you very much,
and you girls have a great day.

1173
00:59:46,050 --> 00:59:47,115
         Thanks, Ricky.

1174
00:59:47,117 --> 00:59:48,750
         Hello, Ma'am.
      How can I help you?

1175
00:59:48,752 --> 00:59:53,088
      I was just thinkin'
about havin' a cookie with nu...

1176
00:59:53,090 --> 00:59:57,559
      Well, hello, Ricky.
          How are you?

1177
01:00:02,298 --> 01:00:04,366
          Ooh, strong.

1178
01:00:04,368 --> 01:00:06,368
          I like that.

1179
01:00:06,370 --> 01:00:09,071
         And that's why
       I like you, Ricky.

1180
01:00:09,073 --> 01:00:11,173
         You're strong.

1181
01:00:11,175 --> 01:00:13,575
   A-a strong person, I mean.

1182
01:00:13,577 --> 01:00:15,010
           Thank you.

1183
01:00:15,012 --> 01:00:18,080
 My daughter is not so strong.

1184
01:00:18,082 --> 01:00:19,748
      She never has been.

1185
01:00:19,750 --> 01:00:22,484
      She's more fragile.

1186
01:00:22,486 --> 01:00:25,320
         She never has
     had her heart broken.

1187
01:00:25,322 --> 01:00:28,256
  Her life's been pretty good.

1188
01:00:28,258 --> 01:00:30,926
   And you think mine hasn't?

1189
01:00:30,928 --> 01:00:34,429
 Well, now, I didn't say that.

1190
01:00:34,431 --> 01:00:37,766
 I know you have a lotta people
    who love you very much.

1191
01:00:37,768 --> 01:00:40,502
     That is plain to see.

1192
01:00:40,504 --> 01:00:42,304
         But I suspect,

1193
01:00:42,306 --> 01:00:46,742
         and forgive me
  if I am wrong, but I suspect

1194
01:00:46,744 --> 01:00:50,612
      that you've had your
   fair share of hard knocks

1195
01:00:50,614 --> 01:00:53,248
 that you've had to rise above

1196
01:00:53,250 --> 01:00:57,452
           to become
     the luminous young...

1197
01:00:58,621 --> 01:01:02,658
   lady that you clearly are.

1198
01:01:04,093 --> 01:01:07,329
   You don't want Francesca.

1199
01:01:07,331 --> 01:01:10,365
       You have your eye
        on someone else.

1200
01:01:10,367 --> 01:01:14,569
          That is also
    plain to see to anyone.

1201
01:01:14,571 --> 01:01:18,907
         Let her down,
   sooner than later, please?

1202
01:01:18,909 --> 01:01:24,446
   I have no doubt that your
 affection for her is genuine,

1203
01:01:24,448 --> 01:01:29,551
        but we both know
  this is not a forever thing

1204
01:01:29,553 --> 01:01:34,322
     and she has a wedding
        to prepare for.

1205
01:01:35,324 --> 01:01:38,427
   One final word of advice.

1206
01:01:39,595 --> 01:01:42,130
        Beautiful women

1207
01:01:42,132 --> 01:01:47,602
       are the only women
  who get heard in this world.

1208
01:01:47,604 --> 01:01:50,572
  You have that goin' for you,

1209
01:01:51,541 --> 01:01:53,241
  but should it ever come up,

1210
01:01:54,343 --> 01:02:00,082
 transgender just sounds so...
             ugly.

1211
01:02:01,951 --> 01:02:04,720
      You'd be better off
     just tellin' everybody

1212
01:02:04,722 --> 01:02:07,522
    you have a birth defect.

1213
01:02:10,493 --> 01:02:12,327
       Thank you, Helen.

1214
01:02:12,329 --> 01:02:14,930
      Sage words, indeed.

1215
01:02:17,166 --> 01:02:22,070
        Is that what you
  tell people is your excuse?

1216
01:03:27,303 --> 01:03:28,703
    Did you sleep with her?

1217
01:03:28,705 --> 01:03:30,305
  It's none of your business.

1218
01:03:30,307 --> 01:03:31,339
         Don't you walk
      away from me, freak.

1219
01:03:31,341 --> 01:03:33,308
    Keep your hands off me.
        Fuck off, David.

1220
01:03:33,310 --> 01:03:35,343
 A lady doesn't kiss and tell.
         Why should I?

1221
01:03:35,345 --> 01:03:37,379
      You are not a lady!

1222
01:03:41,818 --> 01:03:43,118
        I swear to God,

1223
01:03:43,120 --> 01:03:48,089
if you had sex with my fiancée,
    I will fuckin' kill you.

1224
01:03:48,091 --> 01:03:50,625
         You like bein'
      on top of me, David?

1225
01:03:50,627 --> 01:03:51,827
    From what I can recall,

1226
01:03:51,829 --> 01:03:54,262
         you like bein'
    on the bottom much more.

1227
01:04:05,341 --> 01:04:07,175
       Did you tell her?

1228
01:04:07,177 --> 01:04:08,610
          Course not.

1229
01:04:08,612 --> 01:04:12,547
 I mean, she doesn't even think
      I know who you are.

1230
01:04:12,549 --> 01:04:14,416
  Your secret's safe with me.

1231
01:04:14,418 --> 01:04:16,885
    I'm great with secrets.

1232
01:04:16,887 --> 01:04:19,988
  Look, you took my virginity,

1233
01:04:19,990 --> 01:04:25,193
 and to this day, are the only
  man I have ever slept with.

1234
01:04:25,195 --> 01:04:29,097
     So no matter how much
   of an asshole you can be,

1235
01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:33,969
         you'll always
       be special to me.

1236
01:04:45,948 --> 01:04:47,582
             David!

1237
01:04:47,584 --> 01:04:49,050
             David!

1238
01:04:50,786 --> 01:04:52,153
             Wha -

1239
01:04:53,689 --> 01:04:55,323
        Did he hurt you?

1240
01:04:55,325 --> 01:04:56,324
              No!

1241
01:04:56,326 --> 01:04:57,626
       No, he didn't. No.

1242
01:04:57,628 --> 01:04:59,628
       What is going on?

1243
01:05:00,563 --> 01:05:01,763
   You should talk to David.

1244
01:05:01,765 --> 01:05:03,198
         I'm asking you
       what is going on!

1245
01:05:03,200 --> 01:05:05,567
   You should talk to David.

1246
01:05:09,572 --> 01:05:13,141
   You haven't been returnin'
     my texts or my calls.

1247
01:05:15,378 --> 01:05:17,512
     I've just had a lot on
   my mind the past few days.

1248
01:05:17,514 --> 01:05:19,314
          I-I'm sorry.

1249
01:05:25,388 --> 01:05:27,389
        You don't wanna
    see me anymore, do you?

1250
01:05:29,425 --> 01:05:31,159
      I like you so much.

1251
01:05:31,161 --> 01:05:32,794
         I know you do.

1252
01:05:32,796 --> 01:05:34,496
             But...

1253
01:05:36,766 --> 01:05:38,466
  You do not need to explain.

1254
01:05:38,468 --> 01:05:39,534
        And you wouldn't
        want me anyway.

1255
01:05:39,536 --> 01:05:40,535
      Please don't tell me
          what I want.

1256
01:05:40,537 --> 01:05:42,771
    I can't give you babies.
          I-I can't -

1257
01:05:42,773 --> 01:05:45,073
      Please don't tell me
          what I want.

1258
01:05:50,279 --> 01:05:52,714
       I wasn't thinkin'
       about the future.

1259
01:05:55,117 --> 01:05:59,454
   For once in my life, I was
 just thinkin' about right now.

1260
01:06:01,791 --> 01:06:03,124
             Here.

1261
01:06:07,430 --> 01:06:09,064
         It's amazing.

1262
01:06:10,733 --> 01:06:13,335
             Here.
          So electric.

1263
01:06:16,739 --> 01:06:19,808
       It's a wonder more
   people don't visit, here.

1264
01:06:26,615 --> 01:06:29,517
    But it hurts more, too.

1265
01:06:30,453 --> 01:06:32,053
             Here.

1266
01:06:37,693 --> 01:06:40,795
    I guess it's just easier
  to just stay way over there

1267
01:06:40,797 --> 01:06:44,099
        with the Marine,
       stay-at-home mom.

1268
01:06:52,074 --> 01:06:56,177
        You are gonna do
   great things in New York.

1269
01:06:56,179 --> 01:06:58,513
 I haven't even opened it yet.
        I'm too scared.

1270
01:06:58,515 --> 01:07:01,082
      Oh, don't be scared.
         You'll get in.

1271
01:07:01,084 --> 01:07:02,517
            Thanks.

1272
01:07:06,022 --> 01:07:08,123
    We can still be friends,
           can't we?

1273
01:07:11,093 --> 01:07:12,527
         Maybe someday.

1274
01:07:14,163 --> 01:07:15,764
          Francesca...

1275
01:07:15,766 --> 01:07:18,033
        Don't feel bad.

1276
01:07:18,035 --> 01:07:19,601
     You did nothin' wrong.

1277
01:07:21,704 --> 01:07:24,706
       I'm so much better
     for havin' known you.

1278
01:08:32,041 --> 01:08:33,241
           Who is it?

1279
01:08:33,243 --> 01:08:35,076
            It's me.

1280
01:08:35,078 --> 01:08:37,011
    What are you doin' here?

1281
01:08:37,013 --> 01:08:39,013
        What do ya mean?
         It's TV night.

1282
01:08:41,550 --> 01:08:43,318
         Can I come in?

1283
01:08:43,320 --> 01:08:46,087
           Um, yeah.

1284
01:08:46,589 --> 01:08:48,756
      Yeah, sure, come in.

1285
01:08:56,632 --> 01:08:58,166
             - Hey.
             - Hey.

1286
01:08:58,168 --> 01:08:59,134
         How ya doin'?

1287
01:08:59,136 --> 01:09:01,436
           I'm great.
          How are you?

1288
01:09:02,571 --> 01:09:04,305
           I'm fine.

1289
01:09:08,043 --> 01:09:13,348
         Heard you, uh,
  broke it off with Francesca.

1290
01:09:13,350 --> 01:09:15,016
      How'd ya hear that?

1291
01:09:15,584 --> 01:09:17,285
    Well, it's a small town.

1292
01:09:18,154 --> 01:09:20,155
          You're you.

1293
01:09:21,423 --> 01:09:25,126
          Yeah, well,
    guess that's true, huh?

1294
01:09:32,535 --> 01:09:34,736
   You don't seem very upset.

1295
01:09:34,738 --> 01:09:36,237
          Course I am.

1296
01:09:36,239 --> 01:09:38,206
        I mean it sucks,
       but shit happens.

1297
01:09:38,208 --> 01:09:39,774
           Two people
      can like each other,

1298
01:09:39,776 --> 01:09:42,777
      but it's not always
        gonna be enough.

1299
01:09:42,779 --> 01:09:46,281
     So you gotta break up.

1300
01:09:46,283 --> 01:09:47,649
        Really quickly.

1301
01:09:47,651 --> 01:09:49,117
             Right?

1302
01:09:49,119 --> 01:09:50,351
        And that's that?

1303
01:09:50,353 --> 01:09:52,754
       Yup. Pretty much.

1304
01:09:52,756 --> 01:09:55,857
 What else am I supposed to do?
    Mope around for a month?

1305
01:09:55,859 --> 01:09:59,661
 And, you know, I'll be damned
   if I'm gonna let hormones

1306
01:09:59,663 --> 01:10:01,062
      get me all emotional
     about this, you know?

1307
01:10:01,064 --> 01:10:02,797
       You know, you can
     be as much of a bitch

1308
01:10:02,799 --> 01:10:05,433
     as any biological girl
         I've ever met.

1309
01:10:06,402 --> 01:10:08,136
        And by the way,
         it's not true

1310
01:10:08,138 --> 01:10:11,005
     that men are the ones
        who cut and run.

1311
01:10:11,007 --> 01:10:14,943
Girls are the ones who flip that
 switch and are onto the next.

1312
01:10:14,945 --> 01:10:16,477
       The real truth is
    we get our hearts broken

1313
01:10:16,479 --> 01:10:18,746
   and we stay crushed but...

1314
01:10:20,049 --> 01:10:22,450
            not you.

1315
01:10:22,452 --> 01:10:25,453
        That part of you
    is apparently all girl.

1316
01:10:25,455 --> 01:10:28,890
   You know, Robbie, I'm sure
  I would get my heart broken

1317
01:10:28,892 --> 01:10:31,793
    if I really did care for
   someone, and they left me.

1318
01:10:31,795 --> 01:10:35,363
      So you didn't really
      care for Francesca?

1319
01:10:35,365 --> 01:10:37,365
        What-what-what-
      What was that, then?

1320
01:10:37,367 --> 01:10:40,268
        Just some, what,
      fun toy experiment?

1321
01:10:40,270 --> 01:10:44,339
      No! No, she wasn't!
    I was very fond of her!

1322
01:10:44,341 --> 01:10:46,207
   In spite of the fact that
  I've never been into girls,

1323
01:10:46,209 --> 01:10:47,442
        I honestly tried

1324
01:10:47,444 --> 01:10:49,911
         because I was
    so fucking fond of her.

1325
01:10:49,913 --> 01:10:52,447
     And no, you know what?
       I didn't love her.

1326
01:10:52,449 --> 01:10:54,582
    When I figured that out,
  I cut her loose to be kind,

1327
01:10:54,584 --> 01:10:56,117
        and why the fuck
       are you giving me

1328
01:10:56,119 --> 01:10:57,252
        such a hard time
       about this anyway?

1329
01:10:57,254 --> 01:10:58,553
       Because, you know,
     you skate through life

1330
01:10:58,555 --> 01:11:00,622
         all la-di-da,
    not a care in the world,

1331
01:11:00,624 --> 01:11:02,056
         when you leave
      bodies in your wake.

1332
01:11:02,058 --> 01:11:03,524
      You know, it's like
    you think you're exempt

1333
01:11:03,526 --> 01:11:05,059
   because you're not a rea -

1334
01:11:09,865 --> 01:11:12,200
   'Cuz I'm not a real what?

1335
01:11:13,669 --> 01:11:15,670
           Whatever.

1336
01:11:15,672 --> 01:11:17,305
              No.

1337
01:11:17,307 --> 01:11:19,173
       No, not whatever.

1338
01:11:19,708 --> 01:11:21,376
            Say it.

1339
01:11:21,378 --> 01:11:24,579
      "I think I'm exempt
 because I'm not a real what?"

1340
01:11:24,581 --> 01:11:25,947
   - I'll talk to you later.
             - No!

1341
01:11:25,949 --> 01:11:27,382
           Finish it!

1342
01:11:27,384 --> 01:11:30,451
      "I think I'm exempt
 because I'm not a real what?"

1343
01:11:30,453 --> 01:11:32,553
  You're not a real anything,
             okay?

1344
01:11:32,555 --> 01:11:33,655
  You're not a real anything!

1345
01:11:33,657 --> 01:11:36,024
        You're not a boy
     and you're not a girl.

1346
01:11:46,802 --> 01:11:49,504
         You're right.

1347
01:11:49,506 --> 01:11:51,472
    I'm not a real anything.

1348
01:11:53,909 --> 01:11:55,777
         So wha- Ricky,
     neither are any of us.

1349
01:11:55,779 --> 01:11:59,080
  That-that-that-that doesn't
give you the right to be unkind!

1350
01:11:59,082 --> 01:12:02,083
  You know, you-you- you think
  you have the market cornered

1351
01:12:02,085 --> 01:12:03,985
     on feeling alienated?

1352
01:12:03,987 --> 01:12:06,321
  I mean, shit, no matter what
  we look like or who we are,

1353
01:12:06,323 --> 01:12:08,623
         we're all just
     stumblin' through life

1354
01:12:08,625 --> 01:12:11,426
trying to figure this shit out,
         just like you!

1355
01:12:14,363 --> 01:12:18,199
Yeah, but, you know, unlike me,

1356
01:12:18,201 --> 01:12:21,235
     you all have an "us,"
     to figure it out with.

1357
01:12:21,237 --> 01:12:25,106
            My "us"?
     It's just me, Robbie.

1358
01:12:26,041 --> 01:12:27,475
      Try that some time.

1359
01:12:27,477 --> 01:12:28,509
           Lemme know
     how it works for you.

1360
01:12:28,511 --> 01:12:30,078
          No, no, no!
    See, there you go again!

1361
01:12:30,080 --> 01:12:31,279
 It's all about you, isn't it?

1362
01:12:31,281 --> 01:12:33,514
   It's always all about you!

1363
01:12:33,516 --> 01:12:36,651
       Have you forgotten
 that I have been on your side,

1364
01:12:36,653 --> 01:12:39,487
       only on your side,
       without condition,

1365
01:12:39,489 --> 01:12:41,789
  since we were six years old!

1366
01:12:42,758 --> 01:12:46,994
      Of course I've never
    forgotten that, Robbie.

1367
01:12:46,996 --> 01:12:49,397
         And that's why
      I've always trusted

1368
01:12:49,399 --> 01:12:51,733
       that you were the
   only person in this world

1369
01:12:51,735 --> 01:12:55,403
      who didn't secretly
    feel this way about me.

1370
01:12:55,405 --> 01:12:59,907
    So now I guess my, "me,"
  just got even smaller, huh?

1371
01:12:59,909 --> 01:13:01,776
      No big deal, though.

1372
01:13:02,678 --> 01:13:05,313
        I'm used to it.

1373
01:13:06,349 --> 01:13:10,418
          No, really,
    everything is just fine.

1374
01:13:19,361 --> 01:13:21,796
      Oh, what the fuck...
       Excuse me, Buddy.

1375
01:13:21,798 --> 01:13:23,264
 - Will you look at somethin'?
       - No, I got to go.

1376
01:13:23,266 --> 01:13:26,100
        Please! Please.

1377
01:13:26,102 --> 01:13:27,368
           All right.

1378
01:13:29,305 --> 01:13:32,807
     You shouldn't be goin'
through people's private things.

1379
01:13:32,809 --> 01:13:35,343
      I help her when she
   makes her fashion videos.

1380
01:13:35,345 --> 01:13:39,447
   I accidentally found this,
 but I was afraid to show Dad.

1381
01:13:42,117 --> 01:13:44,152
             Okay.

1382
01:14:14,383 --> 01:14:16,317
         I thought your
      mom died of cancer.

1383
01:14:16,319 --> 01:14:18,052
           So did I.

1384
01:14:37,172 --> 01:14:39,540
      Wait, it's not over!

1385
01:15:41,436 --> 01:15:43,271
        Ricky, it's me.
   Please call me back, okay?

1386
01:15:43,273 --> 01:15:45,106
            Please.

1387
01:15:45,108 --> 01:15:46,340
           I'm sorry!

1388
01:15:59,154 --> 01:16:01,322
          Mike, Mike,
      have you seen Ricky?

1389
01:16:01,324 --> 01:16:03,124
          Not tonight.

1390
01:16:09,097 --> 01:16:10,731
             Ricky!

1391
01:16:11,867 --> 01:16:13,734
             Ricky!

1392
01:16:18,206 --> 01:16:19,740
             Ricky!

1393
01:16:21,143 --> 01:16:22,376
             Ricky!

1394
01:16:30,452 --> 01:16:31,485
             Ricky!

1395
01:16:32,120 --> 01:16:33,354
             Ricky!

1396
01:16:35,457 --> 01:16:36,490
             Ricky!

1397
01:16:40,796 --> 01:16:42,196
             Ricky!

1398
01:16:42,198 --> 01:16:44,131
What's all this shoutin' about?

1399
01:16:44,133 --> 01:16:45,700
          Oh, my God!

1400
01:16:45,702 --> 01:16:47,735
            Oh my G-
         Are you okay?

1401
01:16:47,737 --> 01:16:49,370
   Yeah, I told you I'm fine.

1402
01:16:52,574 --> 01:16:55,276
        I saw the, uh -

1403
01:16:55,978 --> 01:16:58,312
         You saw what?

1404
01:16:58,314 --> 01:17:02,350
   I saw that video you- you
  made when you were younger.

1405
01:17:02,352 --> 01:17:03,384
       About your mother.

1406
01:17:03,386 --> 01:17:05,052
  You hacked into my computer?

1407
01:17:05,054 --> 01:17:08,089
 No, Sam found it by accident.

1408
01:17:08,091 --> 01:17:10,791
   Don't-don't be mad at him.

1409
01:17:10,793 --> 01:17:12,793
         He was scared.

1410
01:17:12,795 --> 01:17:13,861
         I was scared.

1411
01:17:13,863 --> 01:17:15,563
              Why?

1412
01:17:16,698 --> 01:17:19,667
      It seemed like- like
    you could hurt yourself.

1413
01:17:19,669 --> 01:17:22,570
         Well, now you
      know all my secrets.

1414
01:17:23,839 --> 01:17:26,374
     Ricky, why didn't you
  tell me any of those things?

1415
01:17:26,376 --> 01:17:28,242
 Because you're my only friend,

1416
01:17:28,244 --> 01:17:31,545
 and if you thought I was crazy
or something, I'd be all alone.

1417
01:17:31,547 --> 01:17:33,114
      I couldn't risk it.

1418
01:17:33,116 --> 01:17:35,549
       Oh, I still woulda
       been your friend.

1419
01:17:38,120 --> 01:17:41,022
      You be very careful
       right now, Robbie.

1420
01:17:41,990 --> 01:17:43,557
        And I'm so sorry
        for those things

1421
01:17:43,559 --> 01:17:45,092
  that I-I said to you, Ricky.

1422
01:17:45,094 --> 01:17:46,160
   I didn't mean any of 'em.

1423
01:17:46,162 --> 01:17:50,798
  You are not confused at all.

1424
01:17:50,800 --> 01:17:56,270
        You are the most
   unconfused person I know.

1425
01:17:56,272 --> 01:17:58,339
    And I didn't realize it
          at the time,

1426
01:17:58,341 --> 01:18:05,179
      but I was completely
     jealous of Francesca.

1427
01:18:07,115 --> 01:18:12,620
       I mean, you've had
      crushes before, but

1428
01:18:14,489 --> 01:18:16,490
       nothin' like that.

1429
01:18:17,759 --> 01:18:23,064
        To see you look
   at someone else like that,

1430
01:18:25,901 --> 01:18:30,304
            it just-
     it just made me crazy.

1431
01:18:34,876 --> 01:18:40,681
  You are so beautiful, Ricky.

1432
01:19:08,944 --> 01:19:12,346
 You still think I'm beautiful?

1433
01:19:27,028 --> 01:19:29,063
        Are you scared?

1434
01:19:29,865 --> 01:19:31,365
           It's okay
   if you're a little scared.

1435
01:19:31,367 --> 01:19:32,700
      I'm a little scared.

1436
01:19:32,702 --> 01:19:35,035
            I'm not.

1437
01:19:35,037 --> 01:19:38,005
       I love you, Ricky.

1438
01:19:38,740 --> 01:19:40,975
           It's okay
     if you wanna ignore...

1439
01:19:41,910 --> 01:19:46,614
     I don't want to ignore
      anything about you,

1440
01:19:47,616 --> 01:19:49,617
          ever again.

1441
01:19:59,961 --> 01:20:02,229
        Do you love me?

1442
01:20:02,231 --> 01:20:04,298
 I've always loved you, Robbie.

1443
01:20:04,300 --> 01:20:06,967
   Since the day you ran away
  from that pervert I thought,

1444
01:20:06,969 --> 01:20:08,536
    "Now, that's a keeper."

1445
01:20:16,178 --> 01:20:18,078
   What do you want me to do?

1446
01:20:19,414 --> 01:20:22,716
   Well, let's start with...

1447
01:20:29,658 --> 01:20:31,225
       How's that sound?

1448
01:20:32,260 --> 01:20:33,994
   Yeah, pretty-pretty good.

1449
01:20:35,998 --> 01:20:39,700
        But, uh, I swear
      to you, Robby Riley,

1450
01:20:39,702 --> 01:20:41,669
    if you smell like fish,
      I will vomit on you.

1451
01:20:41,671 --> 01:20:43,037
       Okay, mood killer.

1452
01:20:44,841 --> 01:20:46,640
          Oh, I think
   you'll recover just fine.

1453
01:20:46,642 --> 01:20:48,742
           You know,
     I don't know, I mean,

1454
01:20:48,744 --> 01:20:51,178
 I'm already just a little bit
  outta my comfort zone here,

1455
01:20:51,180 --> 01:20:53,547
         and if you're
    gonna start crackin'...

1456
01:20:55,650 --> 01:20:56,851
           All right.

1457
01:21:29,651 --> 01:21:31,552
       So did that, uh...

1458
01:21:34,789 --> 01:21:37,091
   did that feel good to you?

1459
01:21:37,093 --> 01:21:38,726
          Last night?

1460
01:21:39,794 --> 01:21:40,794
             Yeah.

1461
01:21:40,796 --> 01:21:46,734
   You, uh, you're amazingly
     good with your hands.

1462
01:21:48,069 --> 01:21:49,803
             Well,
   I've had a lotta practice.

1463
01:22:00,715 --> 01:22:03,150
      Are you freaked out?

1464
01:22:07,390 --> 01:22:13,394
 Maybe a little, but it's just
 because it's so new, you know?

1465
01:22:13,396 --> 01:22:16,997
          I-I just...
  just never thought about...

1466
01:22:20,035 --> 01:22:22,569
       you know, before.

1467
01:22:25,106 --> 01:22:26,640
       Do you regret it?

1468
01:22:32,013 --> 01:22:34,581
       How could I regret
     realizing I'm in love

1469
01:22:34,583 --> 01:22:36,784
 with the hottest girl in town?

1470
01:22:38,553 --> 01:22:41,722
      Who just so happens
     to be my best friend.

1471
01:22:43,091 --> 01:22:44,692
              Hmm?

1472
01:22:56,504 --> 01:22:59,239
       I didn't get into
     the Fashion Institute.

1473
01:22:59,241 --> 01:23:00,441
            I know.

1474
01:23:01,242 --> 01:23:04,178
   I saw that stupid letter.

1475
01:23:04,180 --> 01:23:07,047
         I'm so sorry.
 You'll go to New York anyway.

1476
01:23:08,283 --> 01:23:12,086
  Puttin' out a clothing line
      takes a lotta money.

1477
01:23:12,088 --> 01:23:13,988
    I don't even have enough
       to go to New York,

1478
01:23:13,990 --> 01:23:16,123
       let alone put out
        a clothing line.

1479
01:23:16,125 --> 01:23:18,292
     So, you'll get a job.

1480
01:23:18,294 --> 01:23:23,030
     Like millions of other
aspiring artists do every year.

1481
01:23:23,032 --> 01:23:24,665
  And you'll make your clothes
        on the weekends,

1482
01:23:24,667 --> 01:23:26,300
     just like you do now.
          I mean it -

1483
01:23:26,302 --> 01:23:28,802
          I just don't
     have it in me, Robbie.

1484
01:23:28,804 --> 01:23:32,039
        I know it seems
   like it doesn't, but it...

1485
01:23:32,041 --> 01:23:34,908
    it takes so much for me
   to put a smile on my face

1486
01:23:34,910 --> 01:23:38,245
           and go out
    in the world every day.

1487
01:23:38,247 --> 01:23:41,715
   And that's here, you know,
     where people know me.

1488
01:23:41,717 --> 01:23:44,051
          And like me.

1489
01:23:44,053 --> 01:23:46,053
      I'll just stay here.

1490
01:23:47,222 --> 01:23:49,957
       And I got you now.

1491
01:23:49,959 --> 01:23:51,925
    Life wouldn't be so bad.

1492
01:23:54,629 --> 01:23:58,098
         It was just a
      silly dream anyway.

1493
01:23:58,100 --> 01:24:00,567
      Most people give up
   on their dreams, you know?

1494
01:24:00,569 --> 01:24:03,203
 It's not the end of the world.

1495
01:24:55,657 --> 01:24:59,126
 I'm so sorry I cheated on you.

1496
01:25:01,563 --> 01:25:03,097
        That was wrong.

1497
01:25:04,899 --> 01:25:06,500
   Of course, that was wrong.

1498
01:25:06,502 --> 01:25:08,135
      Can you forgive me?

1499
01:25:14,209 --> 01:25:16,243
   Are you in love with her?

1500
01:25:21,716 --> 01:25:23,984
I love so many things about her.

1501
01:25:26,554 --> 01:25:28,956
            But am I
    in love with her, and...

1502
01:25:30,492 --> 01:25:34,495
       ...do I see myself
       with her forever?

1503
01:25:34,497 --> 01:25:36,630
       No, probably not.

1504
01:25:43,304 --> 01:25:46,039
         Are you still
        in love with me?

1505
01:25:49,277 --> 01:25:51,111
             I am.

1506
01:25:52,013 --> 01:25:55,349
       Can you still see
    a life forever with me?

1507
01:26:02,490 --> 01:26:04,324
         I don't know.

1508
01:26:08,763 --> 01:26:11,331
          I don't like
       how you can hate.

1509
01:26:13,201 --> 01:26:15,469
      I mean, I understand
 it has to be part of your job,

1510
01:26:15,471 --> 01:26:18,872
   and your job protects us,
     and it keeps us safe,

1511
01:26:18,874 --> 01:26:20,607
         and for that,
     I'm forever grateful,

1512
01:26:20,609 --> 01:26:22,809
 and-and I think you're heroic,

1513
01:26:22,811 --> 01:26:28,182
     but people like Ricky
       are not the enemy.

1514
01:26:30,752 --> 01:26:33,954
There's no reason to hate here.

1515
01:26:33,956 --> 01:26:37,057
And I don't know if you can ever
 change that part of yourself.

1516
01:26:41,129 --> 01:26:42,863
       I slept with her.

1517
01:26:45,800 --> 01:26:47,501
    Wha- you slept with who?

1518
01:26:49,470 --> 01:26:51,705
             Ricky.

1519
01:26:54,742 --> 01:26:57,010
       My sophomore year.

1520
01:26:58,413 --> 01:27:01,648
     Right before you and I
   started datin', actually.

1521
01:27:02,684 --> 01:27:04,518
        What do you mean
      you slept with her?

1522
01:27:04,520 --> 01:27:07,321
       We did everything
        there is to do.

1523
01:27:11,726 --> 01:27:15,329
   So, no, I don't hate her.

1524
01:27:16,631 --> 01:27:18,665
        And if you don't
     hate me for doin' it,

1525
01:27:18,667 --> 01:27:20,467
          it might go
     a long way towards me

1526
01:27:20,469 --> 01:27:22,502
       not hatin' myself
      for doin' it either.

1527
01:27:22,504 --> 01:27:25,272
  Of course I don't hate you.

1528
01:27:32,747 --> 01:27:34,648
              Hmm.

1529
01:27:34,650 --> 01:27:37,484
  How come you never told me?

1530
01:27:40,188 --> 01:27:41,989
             Right.

1531
01:27:43,191 --> 01:27:45,025
  And even Robbie never knew?

1532
01:27:45,027 --> 01:27:46,693
          No one did.

1533
01:27:48,663 --> 01:27:50,897
     We were very careful.

1534
01:27:55,236 --> 01:27:56,770
        Did you like it?

1535
01:27:58,940 --> 01:28:02,409
   Do you wanna do it again?

1536
01:28:02,411 --> 01:28:05,479
 I liked some things about it.

1537
01:28:06,614 --> 01:28:09,016
 But really, I just liked her.

1538
01:28:09,884 --> 01:28:11,184
             A lot.

1539
01:28:12,220 --> 01:28:15,622
       And I wanted to be
 as close with her as possible,

1540
01:28:15,624 --> 01:28:22,029
    so one night I... we...

1541
01:28:22,031 --> 01:28:23,897
            Mm-hmm.

1542
01:28:24,799 --> 01:28:29,703
    But, no, I-I've thought
        about it a lot,

1543
01:28:29,705 --> 01:28:32,873
          and I don't
      need to do it again.

1544
01:28:45,787 --> 01:28:48,088
       How 'bout this...

1545
01:28:50,058 --> 01:28:55,662
        how 'bout we'll
     postpone the wedding,

1546
01:28:55,664 --> 01:29:02,469
  not call it off, just, just
postpone it for a little while.

1547
01:29:02,471 --> 01:29:04,805
        And get to know
       each other again?

1548
01:29:05,740 --> 01:29:08,442
         Starting now.

1549
01:29:08,444 --> 01:29:10,844
      The real us, not...

1550
01:29:10,846 --> 01:29:13,647
         not the, "us,"
   everybody told us we were.

1551
01:29:15,917 --> 01:29:21,021
           And then,
     ask me again and, um,

1552
01:29:21,023 --> 01:29:24,591
 I'm pretty sure I'll say yes.

1553
01:29:44,313 --> 01:29:46,213
 Hold your horses, I'm comin'.

1554
01:29:46,215 --> 01:29:48,081
      Well, come on, now,
 you're gonna be late for work.

1555
01:29:48,083 --> 01:29:51,151
'cause your dad's waitin' on me
at a parts' store in Otter Creek

1556
01:29:51,153 --> 01:29:53,387
   and he will not be happy.

1557
01:29:53,389 --> 01:29:55,222
Let's go!

1558
01:29:56,357 --> 01:29:59,159
         Let Ricky know
      she's got some mail.

1559
01:29:59,161 --> 01:30:01,261
  All right, you got it, Joe.
           Thank you.

1560
01:30:04,600 --> 01:30:06,533
            Come on!

1561
01:30:11,172 --> 01:30:12,739
             Okay.

1562
01:30:12,741 --> 01:30:14,074
           Let's go.

1563
01:30:15,777 --> 01:30:18,478
    What? I thought we were
   in such a hurry. Let's go.

1564
01:30:18,480 --> 01:30:20,347
        I don't even get
     a kiss hello anymore?

1565
01:30:20,349 --> 01:30:21,915
           That's it,
    a-after a week together,

1566
01:30:21,917 --> 01:30:23,116
        we're just some
      old married couple,

1567
01:30:23,118 --> 01:30:24,384
     all the magic's gone?

1568
01:30:24,386 --> 01:30:25,786
        Well, you know,
 if you'd gotten here on time,

1569
01:30:25,788 --> 01:30:28,321
       than just a little
    ole married couple kiss.

1570
01:30:28,323 --> 01:30:29,156
          Oh, really?

1571
01:30:29,158 --> 01:30:33,193
  a little ole married couple
          quickie BJ.

1572
01:30:33,195 --> 01:30:35,662
  But you missed your chance.

1573
01:30:36,664 --> 01:30:39,866
      Okay, but seriously,
   I can't be late, let's go.

1574
01:30:39,868 --> 01:30:41,234
      Don't you think you
    should check your mail?

1575
01:30:41,236 --> 01:30:42,702
         For what? No.

1576
01:30:42,704 --> 01:30:45,405
         Oh, I-I mean,
  you should check your mail.

1577
01:30:45,407 --> 01:30:46,807
 That was kinda mean, actually.

1578
01:30:46,809 --> 01:30:49,075
   Well, now, wait a minute,
      I'm not being mean.

1579
01:30:49,077 --> 01:30:50,210
       I just, you know,

1580
01:30:50,212 --> 01:30:51,778
    I think you should just
  check your mail, that's all.

1581
01:30:51,780 --> 01:30:53,180
              Why?
        What's goin' on?

1582
01:30:54,382 --> 01:31:00,020
  Nothin', Ricky, I ju- Look,
Joe just came by, he put some...

1583
01:31:00,022 --> 01:31:01,421
          just check.

1584
01:31:02,490 --> 01:31:03,557
            Please?

1585
01:31:24,846 --> 01:31:28,014
          - What the -
         - What is it?

1586
01:31:56,477 --> 01:31:58,612
             Okay,
   what the hell's goin' on?

1587
01:31:58,614 --> 01:32:00,647
  - Oh, somethin' interesting?
       - What did you do?

1588
01:32:00,649 --> 01:32:02,516
         Why are people
       sending me money?

1589
01:32:02,518 --> 01:32:03,517
         Ricky, Ricky.

1590
01:32:03,519 --> 01:32:05,085
          Ricky, look.

1591
01:32:05,087 --> 01:32:06,286
Okay,
  that's it for today's video.

1592
01:32:06,288 --> 01:32:07,354
          Before I go,
    I wanted to talk to you

1593
01:32:07,356 --> 01:32:08,288
        about the outfit
        that I'm wearin'

1594
01:32:08,290 --> 01:32:10,190
  because I'm wearing a dress.
             What?

1595
01:32:10,192 --> 01:32:12,692
              Why?
   I know, because I like it.

1596
01:32:12,694 --> 01:32:14,261
          It was made
   by this girl named Ricky,

1597
01:32:14,263 --> 01:32:16,196
    who's a fashion designer
         from Kentucky.

1598
01:32:16,198 --> 01:32:17,364
  She didn't get accepted into

1599
01:32:17,366 --> 01:32:19,900
           some fancy
    New York fashion school,

1600
01:32:19,902 --> 01:32:22,068
   and now she is discouraged
     about the fashion line

1601
01:32:22,070 --> 01:32:24,604
     that she wants to make
    eventually in her life.

1602
01:32:24,606 --> 01:32:28,341
     So I am going to send
    one dollar bill to Ricky

1603
01:32:28,343 --> 01:32:31,545
      in helping with her
   to create her fashion line

1604
01:32:31,547 --> 01:32:33,580
        and I encourage
       you to do the same

1605
01:32:33,582 --> 01:32:36,116
if you feel strongly about this.

1606
01:32:36,118 --> 01:32:38,752
     I think that she could
   be a really great designer

1607
01:32:38,754 --> 01:32:42,422
   and I wanna support that,
    so Ricky, here's to you.

1608
01:32:42,424 --> 01:32:44,824
       And that's the end
      of this video. Bye!

1609
01:32:44,826 --> 01:32:47,093
        Couldn't fit it
       all in the truck.

1610
01:32:47,095 --> 01:32:50,196
      David and Francesca
   were kind enough to help.

1611
01:32:54,702 --> 01:32:58,071
     I hope you don't mind.
  Well, it was Robbie's idea,

1612
01:32:58,073 --> 01:33:01,174
      but I thought if we
   maybe sent her the dress.

1613
01:33:01,176 --> 01:33:03,543
   Not that I didn't love it,
           of course.

1614
01:33:06,581 --> 01:33:09,683
   We wish you the very best
  of luck in New York, Ricky.

1615
01:33:11,285 --> 01:33:12,552
         We really do.

1616
01:33:13,888 --> 01:33:15,722
        Well, thank you.

1617
01:33:18,159 --> 01:33:21,094
       All right, there's
    the last of it, I think.

1618
01:33:23,431 --> 01:33:26,266
    Oh, I'm so proud of you.

1619
01:33:29,370 --> 01:33:33,573
   I know that you've always
  thought that she didn't, um,

1620
01:33:33,575 --> 01:33:36,343
   you know, totally approve,

1621
01:33:36,345 --> 01:33:40,213
   but that's something that
  you'd do well to let go of.

1622
01:33:40,215 --> 01:33:43,817
        You used to cry
 somethin' fierce in the night,

1623
01:33:43,819 --> 01:33:45,385
       and the only thing
     that would soothe you

1624
01:33:45,387 --> 01:33:47,988
       was her whispering
   in your ear over and over,

1625
01:33:50,157 --> 01:33:55,295
        "You are perfect
   in every way, sweet boy."

1626
01:33:56,831 --> 01:34:00,367
        She woulda said
  sweet girl if she could of.

1627
01:34:00,369 --> 01:34:05,238
- I know that in my head, but -
 - Well, know it in your heart.

1628
01:34:05,240 --> 01:34:07,340
     Because life is short.

1629
01:34:09,810 --> 01:34:11,778
      There ain't no time
     to waste it on things

1630
01:34:11,780 --> 01:34:13,680
    that are not the truth.

1631
01:34:15,149 --> 01:34:17,183
        I'll try, Daddy.

1632
01:34:18,152 --> 01:34:20,487
             Yeah.

1633
01:34:27,662 --> 01:34:28,895
          Hey, kiddo,

1634
01:34:30,297 --> 01:34:32,198
           so you're
   the man of the house now.

1635
01:34:32,200 --> 01:34:33,867
   You take good care of him,
             okay?

1636
01:34:33,869 --> 01:34:35,335
            I will.

1637
01:34:35,337 --> 01:34:37,170
  You should post that video.

1638
01:34:37,172 --> 01:34:39,205
             Okay.
        Post it for me.

1639
01:34:39,207 --> 01:34:40,740
            I will.

1640
01:34:41,442 --> 01:34:42,709
    I love you, Sweetheart.

1641
01:34:42,711 --> 01:34:44,110
        I love you, too.

1642
01:34:44,112 --> 01:34:45,712
       That's great, man.
         Appreciate it.

1643
01:34:46,615 --> 01:34:50,984
That kid of mine's been throwing
  me curveballs my whole life.

1644
01:34:50,986 --> 01:34:54,554
 But luckily, I play baseball.

1645
01:34:56,457 --> 01:34:58,858
        Take care of my
  little girl up there, okay?

1646
01:34:58,860 --> 01:35:00,827
     You know I will, Sir.

1647
01:35:00,829 --> 01:35:02,696
           All right.

1648
01:35:19,246 --> 01:35:20,547
         Are you ready?

1649
01:35:20,549 --> 01:35:22,148
       What do you think?

1650
01:35:27,488 --> 01:35:29,189
    - Dad, can I have her -
          - Her room?

1651
01:35:29,191 --> 01:35:30,924
          No, the car.

1652
01:35:30,926 --> 01:35:32,025
             Yeah.

1653
01:35:32,027 --> 01:35:33,426
             Yeah!

1654
01:35:33,428 --> 01:35:34,761
      In about ten years.

1655
01:35:34,763 --> 01:35:36,396
       Oh, man, come on.