1 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:20,000 2 00:01:20,288 --> 00:01:21,830 My name is Borat. 3 00:01:21,915 --> 00:01:25,542 I like you. I like sex. 4 00:01:25,627 --> 00:01:28,003 Sex is fun. 5 00:01:28,129 --> 00:01:30,881 This is my country, Kazakhstan. 6 00:01:31,007 --> 00:01:32,925 My country is located between Tajikistan and Kyrgyzstan... 7 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:33,884 KAZAKHSTAN TAJIKISTAN 8 00:01:33,885 --> 00:01:34,176 KAZAKHSTAN 9 00:01:34,177 --> 00:01:34,760 KAZAKHSTAN KYRGYZSTAN 10 00:01:34,844 --> 00:01:35,469 ... and Uzbekistan fucks. 11 00:01:35,470 --> 00:01:35,761 KAZAKHSTAN 12 00:01:35,762 --> 00:01:37,846 KAZAKHSTAN UZBEKISTAN 13 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:40,432 This is my city Kuzcek. 14 00:01:40,517 --> 00:01:43,685 This is Urkin, the number one rapist in the city. 15 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:46,772 Naughty, naughty. 16 00:01:46,856 --> 00:01:50,609 Here, my town kindergarten. 17 00:01:50,693 --> 00:01:53,779 And here is Mukhtar Sakanov... 18 00:01:53,863 --> 00:01:56,573 ... engineer and abortionist. 19 00:01:58,034 --> 00:02:01,620 This is my home. Please come in. 20 00:02:01,704 --> 00:02:04,706 He is my neighbor, Nursultan Tulyakbay. 21 00:02:04,791 --> 00:02:06,917 He's my worst enemy. 22 00:02:07,001 --> 00:02:10,587 I bought a glass window, he had to get it. 23 00:02:10,672 --> 00:02:13,382 I made a ladder, he also made it. 24 00:02:13,466 --> 00:02:16,635 I bought a radio clock, he can't buy it. 25 00:02:16,719 --> 00:02:18,637 Great success. 26 00:02:18,721 --> 00:02:21,306 This is Natalya. 27 00:02:26,855 --> 00:02:29,356 She's my sister. 28 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:33,861 He's number four prostitute throughout Kazakhstan. 29 00:02:33,945 --> 00:02:35,487 Good. 30 00:02:35,572 --> 00:02:37,948 This is my mother. 31 00:02:38,032 --> 00:02:41,201 She's the oldest woman in all of Kuzcek. 32 00:02:41,286 --> 00:02:46,039 His age is 43. I love him. 33 00:02:46,124 --> 00:02:50,878 and this is my wife, Oxana. He is boring. 34 00:02:50,962 --> 00:02:52,796 What are you saying, ? 35 00:02:52,881 --> 00:02:54,047 Not now. 36 00:02:54,132 --> 00:02:55,465 Why don't you do something useful like digging a grave for your mother. 37 00:02:55,550 --> 00:02:58,302 Please enter. Don't mind. 38 00:02:58,386 --> 00:03:02,639 Here is where I live. My mattress. 39 00:03:02,724 --> 00:03:06,810 This is a VCR recorder. 40 00:03:06,895 --> 00:03:09,771 This is for playing tapes. 41 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:13,066 Now I show the environment around my house. 42 00:03:15,153 --> 00:03:17,571 Hobbiku, Ping-Pong... 43 00:03:31,294 --> 00:03:32,586 ... sunbathing... 44 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:40,344 disco dance, 45 00:03:43,598 --> 00:03:46,433 ... and on weekends, I'm going to the capital... 46 00:03:46,517 --> 00:03:49,728 ... and peeping girls when they're in the toilet. 47 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:57,903 My profession, works as a Kazakhstan television reporter. 48 00:03:57,987 --> 00:03:59,780 Please look. 49 00:04:01,741 --> 00:04:04,451 JEWS IN 2004 50 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:08,830 Now come the Jews. 51 00:04:10,833 --> 00:04:12,376 A large number this year. 52 00:04:18,174 --> 00:04:20,259 Whoaaa... He almost got the money. 53 00:04:21,469 --> 00:04:23,428 Look, now come the Jewish lady. 54 00:04:27,517 --> 00:04:29,142 He stops. 55 00:04:29,227 --> 00:04:31,895 Really? Is it true? 56 00:04:32,146 --> 00:04:34,439 Here it is. 57 00:04:34,524 --> 00:04:37,067 He takes out Jewish eggs. 58 00:04:40,321 --> 00:04:43,365 Come on kids! Destroy the Jewish egg before hatching! 59 00:04:44,993 --> 00:04:50,205 Even though Kazakhstan is a big country, also has some problems. 60 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:53,583 Economic, social and Jewish. 61 00:04:53,668 --> 00:04:59,464 This is why the Ministry of Information decided to send me to US and A... 62 00:04:59,549 --> 00:05:04,553 ... the greatest country in the world, to study it for Kazakhstan. 63 00:05:04,637 --> 00:05:09,808 I'll be there with the noblest producer, Azamat Bagatov. 64 00:05:09,892 --> 00:05:11,268 Azamat. 65 00:05:11,352 --> 00:05:12,894 Don't record me! Record him. 66 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:46,803 Urkin, don't rape too often... Just enough humans. 67 00:05:51,601 --> 00:05:53,977 Doltan, I'll buy new hands in America. 68 00:05:54,062 --> 00:05:55,687 I go to America! 69 00:06:02,820 --> 00:06:04,654 America! 70 00:06:07,533 --> 00:06:09,701 Roll your hands for your radio clock, motherfucker! 71 00:06:16,667 --> 00:06:18,919 If you cheat, Will be there... 72 00:06:19,003 --> 00:06:20,545 ... and I cut your cock. 73 00:06:37,003 --> 00:06:42,245 BORAT Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit of the Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan 74 00:06:46,322 --> 00:06:48,907 JFK INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT New York City 75 00:06:48,991 --> 00:06:53,036 I arrived in America with clothes, U.S. dollars... 76 00:06:53,121 --> 00:06:57,082 ... and a bottle of Gypsy to protect me from AIDS. 77 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:06,716 Please don't be close to the door Hello, my name is Borat. 78 00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:10,095 I'm not American. I am new here. 79 00:07:10,179 --> 00:07:12,848 Nice to meet you. 80 00:07:12,932 --> 00:07:15,851 Hello, Nice to meet you. 81 00:07:15,935 --> 00:07:17,727 Hey, what's your name? 82 00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:20,856 My name is taking care of your own business. 83 00:07:20,940 --> 00:07:23,400 Please don't be close to the door Oh, hello. Nice to meet you. 84 00:07:23,484 --> 00:07:26,945 My name is Borat. 85 00:07:27,029 --> 00:07:29,114 What happened? Nice to meet you. 86 00:07:29,198 --> 00:07:30,991 Get away from here. before I destroy your jaw. 87 00:07:31,075 --> 00:07:32,409 Yo, stay away, bro. Okay. Okay 88 00:07:32,493 --> 00:07:35,203 You made a problem with the wrong person, man. Okay. Sorry. 89 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:37,998 Oh, shit. Okay, fine, wait. 90 00:07:38,082 --> 00:07:41,126 91 00:07:43,337 --> 00:07:45,630 92 00:07:45,715 --> 00:07:47,841 I understand. Calm down 93 00:07:47,925 --> 00:07:50,635 I'll catch it! Heart-2, he bit. 94 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:53,680 Hey, what are you doing? Okay, calm down. 95 00:07:53,764 --> 00:07:56,224 Okay. Okay 96 00:07:57,393 --> 00:07:59,853 Okay, okay, calm down. 97 00:07:59,937 --> 00:08:02,606 Okay. Okay, wait. 98 00:08:02,690 --> 00:08:05,275 Okay, no problem. Sorry. 99 00:08:11,532 --> 00:08:13,325 Welcome to Wellington HoteI. 100 00:08:13,409 --> 00:08:14,451 Will you pay now? 101 00:08:14,535 --> 00:08:15,619 GUY BORGES Manager, Wellington Hotel 102 00:08:15,703 --> 00:08:18,663 I paid for one night. How many? Well. 103 00:08:18,748 --> 00:08:23,502 One night is $ 117.13. 104 00:08:23,586 --> 00:08:25,295 Even make it 85. 105 00:08:25,379 --> 00:08:27,964 No, we finished 117. 106 00:08:28,049 --> 00:08:31,259 Let me open the door. Please come in. 107 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:32,928 Very good. 108 00:08:36,766 --> 00:08:39,309 Very good room. 109 00:08:39,393 --> 00:08:41,645 We haven't been in your room yet. Be patient for a while. 110 00:08:41,729 --> 00:08:44,689 Put the clothes again. We get out again soon. 111 00:08:44,774 --> 00:08:46,650 I don't want to go to a smaller room. 112 00:08:46,734 --> 00:08:49,611 Sir, this is your floor. I will take you to your room. 113 00:08:49,695 --> 00:08:51,738 This is not my room? This is the elevator. 114 00:08:51,822 --> 00:08:53,615 This takes you to the floor where your room is. 115 00:08:57,787 --> 00:08:59,829 Good. Nice. 116 00:09:03,125 --> 00:09:05,835 King at his palace. King at his palace. 117 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:09,256 I have a chair. I have a chair. 118 00:09:09,340 --> 00:09:12,217 Oh, do this. Do this. King at his palace. 119 00:09:22,645 --> 00:09:24,563 Hello, nice to meet you. My name is Borat. 120 00:09:24,647 --> 00:09:26,064 I'm new here. 121 00:09:26,148 --> 00:09:28,858 Stay away from me. I only kiss you, hello. 122 00:09:47,795 --> 00:09:49,546 It's almost out. 123 00:09:49,630 --> 00:09:51,923 Hello, my name is Borat. I'm new here. 124 00:09:52,008 --> 00:09:54,718 - I say hello and I- Don't touch me. 125 00:09:54,802 --> 00:09:57,596 Don't get close. I will kiss you. 126 00:09:57,680 --> 00:10:00,390 Yeah, you kiss me, I broke your testicles. 127 00:10:00,474 --> 00:10:01,516 What does it mean, "balls (testicles)"? 128 00:10:02,685 --> 00:10:04,436 Very good. 129 00:10:10,901 --> 00:10:12,402 Very good. How many? 130 00:10:13,029 --> 00:10:15,280 Hello, nice to meet you. My name is Borat. 131 00:10:15,364 --> 00:10:18,950 Stay away! What are you doing? 132 00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:22,495 Wait, I want to say hello. What is the problem? 133 00:10:32,173 --> 00:10:35,258 This is the most beautiful day in my life. 134 00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:38,178 I am very excited to start the report. 135 00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:41,431 America is known for its sense of humor. 136 00:10:41,807 --> 00:10:44,142 The UN survey says Kazakhstan ranks 98 with the lowest sense of humor. 137 00:10:45,394 --> 00:10:46,728 We have to improve it. 138 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:50,690 Fast, fast. 139 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:54,694 Just dry it, don't touch it. 140 00:10:57,698 --> 00:10:58,740 How's my ass? 141 00:10:58,824 --> 00:11:01,034 Not bad. Moist. 142 00:11:01,118 --> 00:11:03,036 What time is the interview? 143 00:11:03,454 --> 00:11:04,954 Immediately, my friend. 144 00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:13,338 Slow down. 145 00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:16,070 Ah! Tea-tea-tea! 146 00:11:16,133 --> 00:11:17,133 Enough! 147 00:11:18,302 --> 00:11:20,637 hello. My name is Pat Haggerty. hello. 148 00:11:20,721 --> 00:11:21,930 PAT HAGGERTY Humor Coach 149 00:11:22,014 --> 00:11:24,015 Nice to meet you. Borat. Me, too. 150 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:27,018 What if I make jokes about in-laws? 151 00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:29,771 Yes. In America, is a very popular joke. 152 00:11:29,855 --> 00:11:32,315 Do you have a joke about in-laws? Yes. 153 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:36,778 I had a very exciting time with my in-laws. 154 00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:38,655 What time? An exciting time. 155 00:11:38,739 --> 00:11:41,491 I experienced an exciting time with my in-laws. 156 00:11:41,575 --> 00:11:44,828 Are you having sex with your in-laws? Yes. 157 00:11:44,912 --> 00:11:47,372 I think Americans won't consider it funny. 158 00:11:47,456 --> 00:11:49,541 no, it's not a joke. Yes. 159 00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:52,210 We talk about humor. 160 00:11:52,294 --> 00:11:54,546 Yes, you asked about my -in-law. 161 00:11:54,630 --> 00:11:57,257 Do you have a joke about him? 162 00:11:57,341 --> 00:12:00,009 No, why make a joke about in-laws? 163 00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:05,598 Have you ever laughed at people with mental retardation? 164 00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:09,936 Here in America we try not to laugh at... 165 00:12:10,020 --> 00:12:13,022 ... or making a joke about something that people don't want. 166 00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:18,778 But maybe you've never seen someone with a very funny backwardness. 167 00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:24,659 Brother, Bilo, has a funny backwardness. 168 00:12:25,870 --> 00:12:30,415 Mental retardation causes suffering and hard work for many families. 169 00:12:30,499 --> 00:12:35,920 Sometimes my sister, she shows her pussy to my brother, Bilo, and says: 170 00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:39,758 "You won't get this! You won't get this!" 171 00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:43,094 He's in a cage, crazy, crazy. All laugh. 172 00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:45,013 He repeated, "You won't get this!" 173 00:12:45,097 --> 00:12:49,601 But one time, he broke his cage and he got "this". 174 00:12:49,685 --> 00:12:51,186 And we laugh all of them. 175 00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:52,645 High five! 176 00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:55,523 Now... 177 00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:02,781 That's not funny in America, okay? 178 00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:05,825 What is a "not" joke? 179 00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:09,704 Jokes "not" are when we want to make something funny... 180 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:13,917 ... and what we do is makes the statement we pretend to be true... 181 00:13:14,001 --> 00:13:17,754 ... but, finally, we say, "Not," which means it's not true. 182 00:13:17,838 --> 00:13:19,172 Teach me to make it. 183 00:13:19,256 --> 00:13:22,258 Okay, what color is your shirt? This shirt is gray. 184 00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:23,927 gray, I call it blue, okay? 185 00:13:24,011 --> 00:13:25,553 This is gray. Alright, that's ABU68-blue. 186 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:28,306 But it's definitely not black, right? 187 00:13:28,390 --> 00:13:31,100 - Say it gray, but- This is indeed gray. 188 00:13:32,269 --> 00:13:35,146 Okay, "not" jokes, I will say: 189 00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:38,149 Your clothes are black. Not! 190 00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:41,486 This shirt is "black". 191 00:13:41,570 --> 00:13:44,322 - No, "notes" must be at the end. Oh, Okay. 192 00:13:44,406 --> 00:13:46,533 This shirt is black "not". 193 00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:49,452 This shirt is black, pause- Do you know what it means to pause? 194 00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:52,831 Yes. - This shirt is black. Not! 195 00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:56,167 This shirt is black. Pause. Not. 196 00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:58,253 No, you don't say "pause." 197 00:13:58,337 --> 00:14:00,088 This shirt is black. 198 00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:03,174 That's pause. Not! 199 00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:05,635 This shirt is black. 200 00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:08,930 Alright... 201 00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:11,850 - I'm not- I'm not- - Not! 202 00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:19,858 Everyone says TV shows in America are very interesting... 203 00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:22,986 ... but I watched this for three hours, changed nothing. 204 00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:24,696 This is the remote control. 205 00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:27,282 Press this arrow button to change the channel. 206 00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:31,536 I found him! 207 00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:35,707 I have the desire to bury something Yes! 208 00:14:35,791 --> 00:14:36,875 I love you. I love you too, Jamie. 209 00:14:38,627 --> 00:14:42,171 I love you. 210 00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:43,965 You believe in magic, Miss... Parker, C.J. 211 00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:06,905 It's nice to meet you, C.J. 212 00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:09,699 Be careful! Be careful, C.J. 213 00:15:14,121 --> 00:15:16,915 C.J. it's not like the Kazakh woman I've seen. 214 00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:21,753 215 00:15:21,837 --> 00:15:26,758 His hair is golden, his teeth are as white as pearls... 216 00:15:26,842 --> 00:15:29,344 ... and his butt hole is like a 7-year-old boy. 217 00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:33,389 For the first time... 218 00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:35,099 ... I'm in love. 219 00:15:39,980 --> 00:15:41,689 Wake up! Get up! 220 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,900 Why aren't you ready! 221 00:15:43,984 --> 00:15:45,652 We will be interviewing several people today. 222 00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:46,736 I understand. 223 00:15:47,571 --> 00:15:49,948 Learn what you can from this group of women. 224 00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:52,951 my hair? Already good. Do not worry. 225 00:15:55,871 --> 00:16:00,541 In Kazakhstan it is illegal if there are 5 women in the same place... 226 00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:03,419 ... except in brothels or cemeteries. 227 00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:07,840 At U.S. and A., many women gather in a group called Feminist. 228 00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:09,175 I will learn more. 229 00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:12,804 VETERAN FEMINISTS OF AMERICA 230 00:16:12,888 --> 00:16:14,806 What does feminist mean? 231 00:16:14,890 --> 00:16:19,811 That is the theory that women must be equal to men... 232 00:16:19,895 --> 00:16:23,314 ... in the economic, social- 233 00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:25,650 Now you laugh. Yes. 234 00:16:25,734 --> 00:16:27,652 That's the problem. 235 00:16:27,736 --> 00:16:30,363 Do you think women must be educated? 236 00:16:30,447 --> 00:16:31,739 Of course. 237 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:36,160 But that will be a problem because women have smaller brains than men? 238 00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:37,495 That's wrong. 239 00:16:37,579 --> 00:16:41,457 But government scientists, Dr. Yamak, proves that the size is the same as a squirrel. 240 00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:43,251 Your government scientist? 241 00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:46,045 Yes, Dr. Yamak. He is wrong. He was wrong. 242 00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:48,589 Smile, baby. Why does your face look angry? 243 00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:52,552 Your words are very condescending. 244 00:16:52,636 --> 00:16:55,263 - Do you know what "degrading" means? Not. 245 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,181 We told you... 246 00:16:57,266 --> 00:17:01,144 I can't concentrate on what he says. 247 00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:07,900 All I can think of is lonely woman with her red underwear. 248 00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:10,028 Who is C.J. this? 249 00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:13,614 Last night I saw my hotel room... 250 00:17:14,616 --> 00:17:17,452 ... a woman named C.J. on television. 251 00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:19,537 Do you know? Not. 252 00:17:19,621 --> 00:17:22,915 He comes from a city called Baywatch. 253 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,710 She's only on TV. His real name is Pamela. 254 00:17:25,794 --> 00:17:28,713 Does he live in New York City? He lives in California. 255 00:17:28,797 --> 00:17:31,215 in California. He will look for it. 256 00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:32,800 Okay, can we finish now? 257 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:34,677 Listen to pussycat, smile a little. 258 00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:38,431 Fine, enough, I'm done. We are done, we will leave. 259 00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:45,897 Even though I'm obsessed with C.J., I can't come to it... 260 00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:48,816 or else my wife would snap off my cock. 261 00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:55,156 Mr. Sagdiyev? 262 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:58,034 Yes? There is a telegram for you. 263 00:17:58,118 --> 00:18:00,661 Can you read it? Yes, can. 264 00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:04,457 "Dear Borat Sagdiyev... 265 00:18:04,541 --> 00:18:07,376 ... your wife, Oxna... 266 00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:12,965 ... walking around with your idiot brother in the forest... 267 00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:16,886 ... when the bear attacked and hurt him and killed him. 268 00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:19,263 He is now dead. " 269 00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:21,766 Did you say my wife died? 270 00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:24,852 Written like that... 271 00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:36,405 Sorry to say that's what the telegram says. 272 00:18:37,908 --> 00:18:39,951 High five! Extraordinary! 273 00:18:54,883 --> 00:18:57,426 What do you mean, California? 274 00:18:57,511 --> 00:19:00,304 I already planned our film in New York. 275 00:19:00,889 --> 00:19:03,641 But we have to leave New York to find America actually: 276 00:19:03,725 --> 00:19:07,103 Rodeo, cowboy... That would be better for our documentary. 277 00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:09,647 But why California? What is there? 278 00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:14,402 PearI Harbor is there... So is Texas. 279 00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:19,240 I finally managed to persuade Azamat to head to California... 280 00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:22,076 ... and make a report all the way there. 281 00:19:22,619 --> 00:19:28,082 But he refused to board the plane for fear that the Jews would repeat the 9-11 attacks. 282 00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:31,586 Okay, I'll find another way to get there. 283 00:19:32,379 --> 00:19:34,463 My name is Mike. I am an instructor driving you. 284 00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:36,007 MICHAEL PSENICSKA Perry Hall Driving School 285 00:19:36,091 --> 00:19:37,091 Welcome to our country, okay. 286 00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:38,634 My name is Borat. Okay, Okay. Fine. 287 00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:41,262 I'm not used to being kissed, but it's okay. 288 00:19:42,556 --> 00:19:44,599 Do you understand driving? 289 00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:47,226 Yes. Yes. Put it on D. 290 00:19:47,978 --> 00:19:49,520 what? Drive. 291 00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:55,818 Wait a minute, wait a minute. 292 00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:58,738 Have you ever driven a car before? Yes, often. 293 00:19:58,822 --> 00:20:00,156 okay, follow this path. 294 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:02,491 I don't want you to hit someone. 295 00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:04,285 Use two hands. 296 00:20:05,495 --> 00:20:07,121 what? Two hands. 297 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:10,374 But this looks like I'm holding a Gypsie while he eats my groin. 298 00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:13,836 I don't care, use your two hands when driving, okay? 299 00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:15,463 Okay. 300 00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:22,094 Okay. Beware of children. 301 00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:24,096 Okay, no problem. 302 00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:26,807 You must not hit the children. 303 00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:28,893 Look, there is a woman in the car. 304 00:20:28,977 --> 00:20:30,186 Can we follow it? 305 00:20:30,270 --> 00:20:32,647 and maybe having sex with him? No, No, no. 306 00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:34,649 Come on chase him, why not? No, No, no. 307 00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:38,861 Because women have the right to choose with whom he wants to have sex. 308 00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:41,364 what? You are kidding? How? Isn't it extraordinary? 309 00:20:41,448 --> 00:20:44,575 But there's a way so he wants to. How? 310 00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:46,661 Good isn't it, huh? 311 00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:49,622 not good for me. It's really good. 312 00:20:49,706 --> 00:20:51,582 Steering the car. Okay. 313 00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:54,085 Want to drink? You may not drink it. 314 00:20:54,169 --> 00:20:56,754 Why? is against the law. 315 00:20:59,007 --> 00:21:01,884 Whose car is following us? I hope he doesn't do it. 316 00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:03,761 I don't know. Maybe we don't budge. 317 00:21:03,845 --> 00:21:05,680 no, we just give in. 318 00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:09,725 Hey, don't look at me. Eat my cock! 319 00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:11,602 Turn right in front. 320 00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:14,855 don't look at me like that. I will eat your shit. 321 00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:16,983 - Hey, you fuck my mother! Hey, hey. 322 00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:19,610 He was first, He looked at me. You can't be like that. 323 00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:22,154 They will imprison us, me and you. 324 00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:24,782 Why is imprisonment? he looked at me. 325 00:21:24,866 --> 00:21:27,285 Don't say that. 326 00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:28,953 I like you, do you like me? 327 00:21:29,037 --> 00:21:31,539 I like you. Are you my friend? 328 00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:33,624 You are good and you are my friend. 329 00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:35,001 Will you be my girlfriend? 330 00:21:35,085 --> 00:21:38,379 I don't want to be your girlfriend. Why not? Don't you like me? 331 00:21:38,463 --> 00:21:41,841 It could be. Depends on. Boyfriend, yeah, I can. 332 00:21:42,884 --> 00:21:44,468 Great success. 333 00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:47,638 Now it's time to buy a car. 334 00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:52,018 I want a car that can attract women with shaved pubes. 335 00:21:52,894 --> 00:21:54,937 Just choose between Corvette or Hummer. 336 00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:56,188 JIM SELL GM Salesman 337 00:21:56,273 --> 00:21:58,399 We are trying to help you. 338 00:21:59,901 --> 00:22:03,529 My friend yesterday told me, if you buy a car... 339 00:22:03,613 --> 00:22:05,823 ... I have to buy which has "pussy magnet". 340 00:22:05,907 --> 00:22:07,783 That means the car that women like. 341 00:22:07,868 --> 00:22:09,994 Yes, but where do you put the magnet? 342 00:22:10,078 --> 00:22:12,830 There is no magnet. That's just The vehicle means. 343 00:22:12,914 --> 00:22:14,248 Women like Hummers. 344 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,834 - Does this have a "pussy magnet"? Not. 345 00:22:16,918 --> 00:22:18,586 The car itself will become a magnet. 346 00:22:18,670 --> 00:22:24,050 If I give a good price, can you install "pussy magnet"? 347 00:22:24,134 --> 00:22:28,054 Yes, but there is no such thing in this country. 348 00:22:28,638 --> 00:22:31,974 If I crash this car into a group of Gypsies... 349 00:22:32,059 --> 00:22:34,185 ... will the car be damaged? 350 00:22:34,269 --> 00:22:37,188 Depends on how hard you break it. Very hard. 351 00:22:37,272 --> 00:22:38,689 Yeah, hard, that might be... 352 00:22:38,774 --> 00:22:42,526 ... if someone is exposed to the windshield, might break it. 353 00:22:42,611 --> 00:22:45,863 How fast is the car to be sure when I hit the person dead? 354 00:22:45,947 --> 00:22:48,824 Let me tell you, with this vehicle, at 35... 355 00:22:48,909 --> 00:22:51,369 - 40 with 40 miles per hour that can happen. is good. 356 00:22:51,453 --> 00:22:55,122 When I bought my wife... 357 00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:58,376 alnya the beginning, the dishes are good... 358 00:22:58,460 --> 00:23:01,796 ... the vagina is functioning properly and is strong in plowing the fields. 359 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:05,091 But after 3 years, when he was 15... 360 00:23:05,175 --> 00:23:10,721 ... he gets weak, his voice becomes heavy, "Borat, Borat." 361 00:23:10,806 --> 00:23:14,725 His chest is hairy... 362 00:23:14,810 --> 00:23:18,312 ... and the pussy is hanging like a witch's sleeve. 363 00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:20,523 Oh God.... 364 00:23:20,982 --> 00:23:24,819 How do I know it won't happen with this car? 365 00:23:25,737 --> 00:23:28,155 Chevrolet guarantees that it will not happen with a warranty. 366 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:31,117 I will buy this Hummer. 367 00:23:31,201 --> 00:23:33,744 How much is it? - $ 52,000. 368 00:23:34,162 --> 00:23:40,751 I'm looking for a car in the price range of $ 600 to $ 650. 369 00:23:40,836 --> 00:23:43,838 We don't have a car with a price of 650 that you can buy. 370 00:23:43,922 --> 00:23:46,048 I might be able to sell you a sale car. 371 00:23:46,133 --> 00:23:48,551 Old cars at 700 without warranty. 372 00:23:48,635 --> 00:23:49,885 Okay. Come here. 373 00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:04,567 California, I'm coming! 374 00:24:14,411 --> 00:24:17,913 Our first trip stopped in Washington, D.C... 375 00:24:17,998 --> 00:24:21,459 ... home of the god of war U.S., Premier Bush. 376 00:24:22,627 --> 00:24:23,836 See whose embassy this is! 377 00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:27,381 Uzbekistan. Fuck you, motherfuckers! 378 00:24:28,258 --> 00:24:31,635 We came here to study American politics. 379 00:24:32,095 --> 00:24:35,848 Azamat arranges interviews with representatives of the ruling party... 380 00:24:35,932 --> 00:24:37,099 BOB BARR Former Georgia Congressman 381 00:24:37,184 --> 00:24:41,061 We're friends, Bob Barr, huh? I hope so. 382 00:24:41,229 --> 00:24:46,233 This is the habit of eating cheese at the beginning of the conversation. 383 00:24:47,819 --> 00:24:49,153 Thank you. 384 00:24:49,696 --> 00:24:53,282 My wife, he made it. 385 00:24:53,366 --> 00:24:54,950 Very good. 386 00:24:55,035 --> 00:24:57,536 He made it from his own milk. 387 00:25:05,795 --> 00:25:11,133 After the interview, I encountered a traditional American street festival. 388 00:25:12,219 --> 00:25:15,513 GAY PRIDE PARADE 389 00:25:17,557 --> 00:25:21,602 People here are friendlier than in New York. 390 00:25:28,026 --> 00:25:33,364 The next morning, I interviewed politicians with real faces in brown. 391 00:25:33,448 --> 00:25:34,990 Without make-up. 392 00:25:35,075 --> 00:25:36,283 ALAN KEYES 2-time Republican Presidential Candidate 393 00:25:36,368 --> 00:25:38,702 On Sundays, we arrive in Washington. 394 00:25:38,787 --> 00:25:40,538 There is a parade. 395 00:25:40,622 --> 00:25:43,874 I made friends with two people at the parade. 396 00:25:43,959 --> 00:25:46,794 I invited him to my room. 397 00:25:46,878 --> 00:25:49,505 We drink 2 as usual in Kazakhstan. 398 00:25:49,589 --> 00:25:52,216 We wrestle as usual in Kazakhstan. 399 00:25:52,300 --> 00:25:56,470 Then they said, "I'll wash you," and he bathed me. 400 00:25:56,805 --> 00:25:59,932 That sounds like you met with... 401 00:26:00,016 --> 00:26:02,351 ... what in America is called, Gay community. 402 00:26:02,435 --> 00:26:05,354 - What does it mean, "gay," this word? Homosexual. 403 00:26:05,814 --> 00:26:07,856 Homosexual? Do you mean...? 404 00:26:13,822 --> 00:26:17,950 Do you mean the man who put the rubber pad into my anus is... 405 00:26:18,034 --> 00:26:19,827 ... a homosexual? 406 00:26:25,333 --> 00:26:27,960 Even though my anus is injured... 407 00:26:28,044 --> 00:26:32,089 ... I know the next trip will be a big success. 408 00:26:32,173 --> 00:26:35,968 We left Washington and proceeded to California. 409 00:26:36,344 --> 00:26:37,720 How are you, friend! 410 00:26:38,930 --> 00:26:41,849 Yes, minister, we are on schedule. 411 00:26:42,684 --> 00:26:45,185 Yes, I stand in the middle of Times Square. 412 00:26:45,937 --> 00:26:48,480 It's time to prepare your appearance on TV. 413 00:26:48,565 --> 00:26:51,942 Remember to talk about singing national songs on Rodeo. 414 00:26:52,027 --> 00:26:53,944 Don't worry, I'm professional. 415 00:26:54,571 --> 00:26:57,281 Now, building our station around you. 416 00:26:57,365 --> 00:27:00,618 This is 16 WAPT News this morning, 417 00:27:00,702 --> 00:27:04,288 Called the best news broadcast in the country by the Associated Press. 418 00:27:04,372 --> 00:27:07,249 This morning we have special guests in the studio. 419 00:27:07,334 --> 00:27:09,376 It's Borhat Sagadiyev. 420 00:27:09,461 --> 00:27:13,130 He traveled around America to feel it feels like living in the USA 421 00:27:13,214 --> 00:27:15,090 He spent the last two days here. 422 00:27:15,175 --> 00:27:18,469 Good morning. Hello, My name is Borat. hello. 423 00:27:18,553 --> 00:27:20,638 Hello. thanks. 424 00:27:21,681 --> 00:27:25,684 Before we start, can you tell me, because I want to urinate... 425 00:27:25,769 --> 00:27:29,063 ... then I will come back here and... 426 00:27:29,147 --> 00:27:31,857 Suppose you told me one minute before starting- 427 00:27:31,941 --> 00:27:35,986 We have started. We are airing now. 428 00:27:36,071 --> 00:27:38,447 I am very happy. Yes. 429 00:27:38,531 --> 00:27:43,118 Hello, U.S. fund.! Hello, U.S. fund.! I am very happy! 430 00:27:43,203 --> 00:27:45,496 I am very happy to be here. 431 00:27:45,580 --> 00:27:47,081 And hello! 432 00:27:48,166 --> 00:27:49,750 Hello too for you. 433 00:27:49,834 --> 00:27:52,753 In short, what is your goal in America? 434 00:27:52,837 --> 00:27:57,508 I want to learn from U.S. and A... 435 00:27:57,592 --> 00:28:04,515 ... your culture, and to understand things... 436 00:28:04,599 --> 00:28:07,351 ... and bring the results to my country. 437 00:28:07,435 --> 00:28:10,104 Alright. Can you sit down? Yes. 438 00:28:10,188 --> 00:28:12,022 Please sit down. 439 00:28:12,107 --> 00:28:14,566 Name one thing that you like most- 440 00:28:14,651 --> 00:28:17,861 Can I use a microphone so that people hear me? 441 00:28:17,946 --> 00:28:20,322 They can hear you now. You have already installed the mic. 442 00:28:20,407 --> 00:28:22,116 Here, That's a microphone. 443 00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:24,993 Hello. Hello, nice to meet you. 444 00:28:25,787 --> 00:28:29,707 Welcome to the United States. Thank you very much for coming. 445 00:28:29,791 --> 00:28:32,251 If you go to Kazakhstan... 446 00:28:32,335 --> 00:28:35,212 -... you can stay at my house. Thank you very much. 447 00:28:35,296 --> 00:28:38,006 You can sleep in my house and sleep with my sister. 448 00:28:38,091 --> 00:28:40,300 Weather expert Ken Johnson will show the latest news... 449 00:28:40,385 --> 00:28:43,178 ... from Hurricane Emily when we returned. 450 00:28:43,763 --> 00:28:45,431 10 seconds, ready. 451 00:28:45,724 --> 00:28:49,601 This is the news for 16 WAPT Morning. 452 00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:52,396 Traffic runs smoothly along highway 55. 453 00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:54,815 Dry weather. If you head north... 454 00:28:54,899 --> 00:28:57,901 ... not too far from Attala County, there is rain there. 455 00:28:57,986 --> 00:29:01,238 Check the radar this morning and- 456 00:29:01,322 --> 00:29:04,575 Thank you. 457 00:29:04,659 --> 00:29:06,118 What's your name? 458 00:29:06,202 --> 00:29:08,245 We are broadcasting now, weather forecast. 459 00:29:08,329 --> 00:29:10,581 What's your name? We are broadcast now. 460 00:29:10,665 --> 00:29:13,792 Go there to Adrian. He called you there. 461 00:29:13,877 --> 00:29:15,669 Is she a girl? Yes. 462 00:29:15,754 --> 00:29:19,006 very good. - Yeah, go away- 463 00:29:20,884 --> 00:29:22,885 - Go there with- What's your name? 464 00:29:22,969 --> 00:29:24,720 I am a weather presenter. 465 00:29:30,477 --> 00:29:33,854 Now we turn to the weather. Can be seen on radar, now... 466 00:29:33,938 --> 00:29:37,483 ... shows rain and storm in some parts - 467 00:29:37,567 --> 00:29:40,402 Okay. All right- 468 00:29:40,487 --> 00:29:41,820 Nice to meet you. 469 00:29:41,905 --> 00:29:45,032 Rain Storm in the north of the city Yazoo headed to Kosciusko- 470 00:29:45,116 --> 00:29:46,867 Thank you, bye-bye. 471 00:29:49,162 --> 00:29:51,038 You will sing on the rodeo tonight! 472 00:29:51,122 --> 00:29:53,624 Why didn't you say that? 473 00:29:53,708 --> 00:29:56,335 What I can do, they are not professional. 474 00:29:57,337 --> 00:30:01,215 Hurry up, we have to take another 100 miles. 475 00:30:03,343 --> 00:30:05,636 We welcome you at 38th annual 476 00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:09,056 Kroger Valleydale Championship Rodeo. 477 00:30:30,662 --> 00:30:33,413 Of course, every picture we get... 478 00:30:33,498 --> 00:30:34,665 BOBBY ROWE General Manager, Imperial Rodeo 479 00:30:34,749 --> 00:30:40,045 ... from terrorists or others, Muslims, they look like you... 480 00:30:40,129 --> 00:30:42,339 -... black hair and black mustache. Yes. 481 00:30:42,423 --> 00:30:46,635 Cut your mustache so you don't attract attention. 482 00:30:46,719 --> 00:30:49,972 So you look like an Italian or something else... 483 00:30:50,056 --> 00:30:52,850 ... as long as people see you. 484 00:30:52,934 --> 00:30:55,394 I see many people and, "It is Muslim. " 485 00:30:55,478 --> 00:30:58,355 I suspect what kind of bomb is installed on his body. 486 00:30:58,439 --> 00:31:00,816 Yes. and maybe you are not Muslim. 487 00:31:00,900 --> 00:31:04,361 maybe it's not your religion. no, I'm Kazakh. I followed Elang. 488 00:31:04,445 --> 00:31:06,738 But you look like one of them. 489 00:31:06,823 --> 00:31:09,199 This will end with our victory... 490 00:31:09,284 --> 00:31:11,118 ... and kick them there... 491 00:31:11,202 --> 00:31:13,412 ... and all fuckers are hanging on gallows... 492 00:31:13,496 --> 00:31:16,623 ... at that time, you will prove yourself... 493 00:31:16,708 --> 00:31:18,542 ... and you will be accepted. 494 00:31:18,626 --> 00:31:19,793 Be careful. Thank you. 495 00:31:19,878 --> 00:31:22,212 I won't kiss you. Why not? 496 00:31:22,297 --> 00:31:25,883 People who kiss are people like this. 497 00:31:25,967 --> 00:31:29,136 Are they all...? Yeah. get away from their kisses. 498 00:31:29,220 --> 00:31:30,971 Okay. You don't want to kiss anyone. 499 00:31:31,055 --> 00:31:35,100 In my country they imprisoned them and killed him. 500 00:31:35,184 --> 00:31:36,810 Catch it and hang it. Yes. 501 00:31:36,895 --> 00:31:39,813 That's what we want to do. High five. 502 00:31:40,607 --> 00:31:42,190 Ladies and gentlemen from Salem, Virginia... 503 00:31:42,275 --> 00:31:44,985 ... give a warm welcome, American accepts... 504 00:31:45,069 --> 00:31:48,906 ... to the 2-master who came from Kazakhstan... 505 00:31:48,990 --> 00:31:52,701 ... and we feel honored to sing our national song. 506 00:31:52,785 --> 00:31:56,163 Ladies and gentlemen, Borat Sagdiyev. 507 00:32:05,590 --> 00:32:09,134 My name is Borat. I'm from Kazakhstan. 508 00:32:09,218 --> 00:32:14,598 First of all, we support the war against terror. 509 00:32:18,519 --> 00:32:22,272 Let's give support to our army in Iraq. 510 00:32:24,651 --> 00:32:29,029 Hopefully U.S. and A. kill all terrorists. 511 00:32:34,077 --> 00:32:36,662 May George Bush drink blood... 512 00:32:36,746 --> 00:32:40,540 ... of every Iraqi male, female and child. 513 00:32:40,750 --> 00:32:42,000 Yeah! 514 00:32:43,670 --> 00:32:48,090 May you destroy their country, so that the next thousand years... 515 00:32:48,174 --> 00:32:52,177 ... there isn't a lizard that can survive in their desert. 516 00:32:53,554 --> 00:32:55,514 To show friendship... 517 00:32:55,598 --> 00:32:59,351 ... I will sing Kazakh national anthem... 518 00:32:59,435 --> 00:33:02,145 ... with the tone of your national song. 519 00:33:03,064 --> 00:33:04,564 Please stand up. 520 00:33:06,067 --> 00:33:09,736 Kazakhstan is a country 521 00:33:09,821 --> 00:33:12,990 greatest in the world 522 00:33:13,074 --> 00:33:16,034 All other countries 523 00:33:16,119 --> 00:33:19,788 led by small children 524 00:33:19,872 --> 00:33:22,833 Kazakhstan number one. 525 00:33:22,917 --> 00:33:26,420 exporter of potassium. 526 00:33:26,546 --> 00:33:30,048 Other Asian countries 527 00:33:30,133 --> 00:33:33,510 has poorer potassium. 528 00:33:33,594 --> 00:33:36,847 Kazakhstan is a country 529 00:33:36,931 --> 00:33:39,558 greatest in the world 530 00:33:39,642 --> 00:33:41,935 All other countries 531 00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:44,563 is the country of gays 532 00:33:56,534 --> 00:34:00,037 We almost died last night. This trip is condemned. 533 00:34:00,455 --> 00:34:02,414 We should live in New York. 534 00:34:02,665 --> 00:34:04,082 I'm sad. 535 00:34:04,167 --> 00:34:06,835 People on Rodeo don't like me. 536 00:34:06,919 --> 00:34:09,588 What if Pamela doesn't like me too? 537 00:34:09,672 --> 00:34:13,300 We need something to change our luck. 538 00:34:13,468 --> 00:34:15,343 Look, Azamat, Gypsy village. 539 00:34:16,387 --> 00:34:19,931 Let's take their tears to get rid of this curse. 540 00:34:20,308 --> 00:34:24,019 Don't be afraid, Gypsy, what I want is your tears. 541 00:34:24,103 --> 00:34:26,938 Give it or I'll take it. 542 00:34:27,857 --> 00:34:28,940 I'm not Gypsy. 543 00:34:29,025 --> 00:34:32,152 I am a Midwestern daughter of a farmer. Americana. 544 00:34:32,236 --> 00:34:34,988 You have treasure. Who did you rob? 545 00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:37,532 We did not rob him. It comes from home. 546 00:34:37,617 --> 00:34:40,202 I'll see your treasure, Gypsy. 547 00:34:41,245 --> 00:34:43,955 Is it understandable? I'll check it out. 548 00:34:44,415 --> 00:34:45,749 Please. 549 00:34:49,003 --> 00:34:51,463 Who is this woman you wrinkled? 550 00:34:51,547 --> 00:34:54,424 Is the owner of this house, who are you camping in front of? 551 00:34:54,509 --> 00:34:56,885 There is another pair of children's toys. 552 00:34:56,969 --> 00:35:00,555 Don't try to wrinkle me, Gypsy. I am serious. 553 00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:02,724 Is this your mantra? No. 554 00:35:02,850 --> 00:35:05,727 This is good, Millionaire thought patterns. 555 00:35:06,187 --> 00:35:08,480 This is it. 556 00:35:08,564 --> 00:35:10,899 - Baywatch. - Baywatch? 557 00:35:17,031 --> 00:35:18,824 This means he loves me. 558 00:35:23,037 --> 00:35:24,162 Azamat! 559 00:35:24,539 --> 00:35:26,832 Azamat, great success! I got the tears. 560 00:35:26,916 --> 00:35:28,333 Going to California! 561 00:35:28,668 --> 00:35:30,127 Let's go. 562 00:35:30,419 --> 00:35:31,461 What did you get there? 563 00:35:31,546 --> 00:35:33,630 It's okay. Don't worry about it. 564 00:35:47,353 --> 00:35:49,521 Is the path right? 565 00:35:49,730 --> 00:35:52,524 I don't know, this map was made in 1917. Where are we now? 566 00:35:57,321 --> 00:35:59,322 Hey, stop the car! 567 00:36:00,366 --> 00:36:03,577 Hey, baby, do you want to walk? Want to walk dear? 568 00:36:07,748 --> 00:36:10,333 I want to ask first. 569 00:36:10,418 --> 00:36:13,420 No, just keep going 570 00:36:16,591 --> 00:36:18,717 I need directions to California. 571 00:36:18,801 --> 00:36:20,635 To California? You are far away. 572 00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:23,263 Who is with you, man? Who is with you, who is with you? 573 00:36:23,347 --> 00:36:27,851 I'm with my friend, Azamat Bagatov. We tour the country. 574 00:36:27,935 --> 00:36:31,730 You don't talk like that. Speak English here. 575 00:36:31,814 --> 00:36:34,983 You're like Michelle Jackson, "Beat It." 576 00:36:35,109 --> 00:36:36,943 Man, you better- 577 00:36:39,363 --> 00:36:42,908 I like you. Can you teach me how to dress? 578 00:36:42,992 --> 00:36:44,784 To look like you? 579 00:36:44,869 --> 00:36:47,037 You have to lower your pants. 580 00:36:47,121 --> 00:36:48,371 Lower pants? 581 00:36:48,456 --> 00:36:50,207 Don't let it go - 582 00:36:50,291 --> 00:36:52,250 like a woman? Not. 583 00:36:52,335 --> 00:36:54,211 like this? Yeah. 584 00:36:54,295 --> 00:36:56,671 But don't show your underwear, man. 585 00:36:57,131 --> 00:36:59,174 What is that? Is that a fishing net? 586 00:36:59,258 --> 00:37:02,135 No, it's my underwear. 587 00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:05,680 What music do you listen to? I really like Corky Bucek. 588 00:37:05,765 --> 00:37:07,307 Do you know Corky Bucek? 589 00:37:09,018 --> 00:37:10,393 No, no, no. 590 00:37:11,270 --> 00:37:14,231 You have to lick it before sticking it. 591 00:37:15,358 --> 00:37:17,400 Can you teach to talk like you? 592 00:37:17,485 --> 00:37:18,693 What do you want to say? 593 00:37:18,778 --> 00:37:22,113 - How do you say, "How do you do?" - What's up with it? 594 00:37:22,198 --> 00:37:23,990 - What's that with it? Yeah. 595 00:37:25,660 --> 00:37:27,827 Get out and see if we can stay here tonight. 596 00:37:36,128 --> 00:37:38,421 What's up with it, vanilla face? 597 00:37:38,506 --> 00:37:41,591 My friend and I, Azamat, just parked in front. 598 00:37:41,676 --> 00:37:42,759 Please. 599 00:37:42,843 --> 00:37:46,596 We are looking for a place to rest our black bottoms. 600 00:37:46,681 --> 00:37:49,432 So bang, skeet-skeet, nigga. 601 00:37:50,518 --> 00:37:52,310 We're just a pimp, without a woman. 602 00:37:52,395 --> 00:37:54,688 Sir, you have to go. Okay. 603 00:37:54,772 --> 00:37:58,108 Leave now or I call the police and we will arrest you. 604 00:37:58,192 --> 00:38:02,570 We can't stay here, they are haters. ' 605 00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:13,081 Hi. hello. Have a room for tonight? 606 00:38:13,165 --> 00:38:15,166 Oh, yes. Yes, of course. 607 00:38:15,543 --> 00:38:17,377 Please enter. extraordinary. 608 00:38:18,170 --> 00:38:19,796 Your friend too. 609 00:38:22,049 --> 00:38:24,342 This is a beautiful house. 610 00:38:24,427 --> 00:38:27,512 All paintings in this house, I made it. 611 00:38:27,596 --> 00:38:28,847 Who is this man? 612 00:38:28,931 --> 00:38:33,852 These are Yemenite Jews and he is working on jewelry. 613 00:38:34,228 --> 00:38:39,065 They, Yemenites, are also jewelers. 614 00:38:39,191 --> 00:38:41,526 Why do you have Jewish paintings? 615 00:38:41,986 --> 00:38:46,906 Because I'm Jewish, so I have a lot of Jewish paintings. 616 00:38:52,705 --> 00:38:55,623 This is the room and... 617 00:38:57,501 --> 00:39:01,171 - Do you need 2 pillows? Yes. 618 00:39:01,255 --> 00:39:03,590 Thank you. A beautiful place. 619 00:39:06,761 --> 00:39:09,095 They are Jews. I know now. 620 00:39:09,555 --> 00:39:11,181 They will kill us. We must escape. 621 00:39:25,029 --> 00:39:27,864 Wait. Okay. 622 00:39:29,950 --> 00:39:31,117 Hello. 623 00:39:31,869 --> 00:39:34,245 How are you? Well. 624 00:39:34,330 --> 00:39:35,955 Are you used to it? 625 00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:38,708 This is a special sandwich for you. 626 00:39:38,793 --> 00:39:43,421 I'm not hungry. He can eat it. 627 00:39:43,506 --> 00:39:44,714 She's fat. 628 00:39:45,466 --> 00:39:46,966 No, no 629 00:39:47,051 --> 00:39:49,052 - You will eat it, because- Take half. 630 00:39:49,136 --> 00:39:51,846 Take half and see. Take half. 631 00:39:51,931 --> 00:39:53,515 Yeah. I am not hungry. 632 00:39:53,599 --> 00:39:55,392 You eat a little. 633 00:40:00,189 --> 00:40:03,233 Come on, eat because you're hungry. 634 00:40:03,317 --> 00:40:04,401 Yes. 635 00:40:12,535 --> 00:40:15,703 I don't want you to be hungry. 636 00:40:15,788 --> 00:40:18,331 What photo is there? 637 00:40:18,749 --> 00:40:19,999 Okay... 638 00:40:27,341 --> 00:40:29,426 (whispering): 3 o'clock in the morning. 639 00:40:29,510 --> 00:40:32,387 I'm in a Jewish nest. 640 00:40:32,471 --> 00:40:35,014 They smartly change their appearance. 641 00:40:35,099 --> 00:40:39,185 One of them has changed into an old woman. 642 00:40:40,020 --> 00:40:42,188 You can see clearly he is aroused. 643 00:40:43,607 --> 00:40:46,151 At trying to poison me. 644 00:40:46,902 --> 00:40:48,945 Rat-2 is indeed smart. 645 00:40:56,495 --> 00:40:58,121 See, the Jews changed themselves again. 646 00:41:00,291 --> 00:41:02,000 OK, OK. How much do I have to pay them? 647 00:41:02,334 --> 00:41:04,794 I don't know... 648 00:41:06,505 --> 00:41:08,047 More. Give them more. 649 00:41:11,218 --> 00:41:12,719 Come on. 650 00:41:27,943 --> 00:41:30,320 Let's go back to New York, at least, there are no Jews there. 651 00:41:30,404 --> 00:41:32,155 Calm down. We still go to California. 652 00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:34,115 Why California? What's so special about California? 653 00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:35,492 We're going to California! 654 00:41:35,576 --> 00:41:36,910 And was killed while heading there ?! 655 00:41:37,495 --> 00:41:41,664 Calm down, Azamat! I will find protection. 656 00:41:44,126 --> 00:41:47,253 What is the best weapon to survive from Jews? 657 00:41:50,382 --> 00:41:54,427 I recommend 9 millimeters or 45. 658 00:41:57,014 --> 00:41:58,932 Very good. 659 00:42:00,768 --> 00:42:05,230 Like a movie star, Dirty Harold. 660 00:42:05,314 --> 00:42:08,066 Yes, sir. Come on and enlighten my day, Jew. 661 00:42:09,985 --> 00:42:14,030 But he doesn't want to sell weapons to me because I'm not American. 662 00:42:14,114 --> 00:42:16,449 So I'm looking for another protection. 663 00:42:17,409 --> 00:42:19,661 MUNCH RANCH Exotic Animal Dealer 664 00:42:19,745 --> 00:42:23,581 What type of dog is this? This is a turtle. 665 00:42:23,666 --> 00:42:26,292 Is this a cat in a hat? 666 00:42:26,377 --> 00:42:28,670 Open, this is turtles in the shell. 667 00:42:28,754 --> 00:42:30,505 Yes. 668 00:42:30,589 --> 00:42:32,966 I need animals for protection. 669 00:42:33,884 --> 00:42:35,260 What do you have? 670 00:43:00,786 --> 00:43:03,329 Now it's safe. We proceed to California. 671 00:43:04,456 --> 00:43:05,540 High five! 672 00:43:05,624 --> 00:43:07,333 Amazing! 673 00:43:22,099 --> 00:43:23,850 Turn it off. 674 00:43:23,934 --> 00:43:25,268 Very annoying! 675 00:43:41,076 --> 00:43:45,079 When you're happy. We are safe and congratulations towards Pamela. 676 00:43:45,414 --> 00:43:47,707 It's time to go back to work. 677 00:43:49,501 --> 00:43:54,756 Kazakhstan needs to learn about good dinner. 678 00:43:55,966 --> 00:43:57,967 First, a mother will teach you manners. 679 00:43:58,177 --> 00:43:59,469 How long is my time? 680 00:43:59,553 --> 00:44:03,556 One hour. Then you will take a dinner with the characters here. 681 00:44:06,185 --> 00:44:07,852 Hello and nice to meet you. 682 00:44:07,936 --> 00:44:10,521 Hello, nice to meet you. Welcome to America. 683 00:44:10,606 --> 00:44:11,856 KATHIE B. MARTIN Etiquette Coach 684 00:44:11,940 --> 00:44:16,944 Can you teach me dinner like a gentleman? 685 00:44:17,529 --> 00:44:19,572 Of course, I'm very happy. 686 00:44:22,117 --> 00:44:24,827 Is it polite to greet someone when I enter? 687 00:44:24,912 --> 00:44:25,995 THE MAGNOLIA MANSION Dining Society 688 00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:27,413 Yes, of course. 689 00:44:27,498 --> 00:44:30,917 Let me introduce you. Yes. 690 00:44:31,001 --> 00:44:34,295 - You have to - I'm Mike. Mike Jared. 691 00:44:35,673 --> 00:44:37,924 Hello, I'm Bethany Weston. 692 00:44:38,008 --> 00:44:39,258 Nice to meet you. Well. 693 00:44:39,343 --> 00:44:42,178 How are you? How are you? My name is Ben. 694 00:44:45,474 --> 00:44:50,603 Do I need to pay attention to everyone around the table? 695 00:44:50,938 --> 00:44:52,146 Yes. 696 00:44:52,231 --> 00:44:55,692 And if it's a big table, it's a very long table... 697 00:44:55,776 --> 00:44:58,027 ... maybe you can limit your conversation... 698 00:44:58,112 --> 00:45:01,364 Yes. -... with the person next to you. 699 00:45:01,448 --> 00:45:03,991 Very good. so you don't shout. 700 00:45:08,455 --> 00:45:09,997 What is your job? 701 00:45:10,082 --> 00:45:12,875 I am a pastor. Yes. 702 00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:16,713 What is your job? I worked seven years in construction. 703 00:45:16,797 --> 00:45:20,133 I just retired. 704 00:45:20,217 --> 00:45:22,677 - Do you retard (idiot)? Yes. 705 00:45:22,761 --> 00:45:24,929 Physical or mental? 706 00:45:26,181 --> 00:45:29,392 - Retired (retired). - Not retarded (idiot). 707 00:45:29,476 --> 00:45:31,978 I don't work anymore. Stop working 708 00:45:32,062 --> 00:45:35,982 Very good for allowing idiots... 709 00:45:36,066 --> 00:45:39,902 ... to eat together in one place. 710 00:45:39,987 --> 00:45:43,156 That's not what we said about him. 711 00:45:43,240 --> 00:45:47,577 He opens a retard. 712 00:45:48,412 --> 00:45:51,080 No. Absolutely not. 713 00:45:51,165 --> 00:45:53,791 Is there a telephone in this village? 714 00:45:54,168 --> 00:45:55,501 Of course. 715 00:46:02,509 --> 00:46:04,927 Can I show a picture of my family? 716 00:46:05,012 --> 00:46:07,847 Do you have photos of your family? Very good. 717 00:46:09,308 --> 00:46:11,684 This is my favorite child, Huey Lewis. 718 00:46:12,311 --> 00:46:14,270 Okay. Yes. 719 00:46:14,354 --> 00:46:16,230 He looks happy. Yes. 720 00:46:18,025 --> 00:46:19,817 He is very strong. 721 00:46:19,902 --> 00:46:23,780 Oh God, is that He who holds you? Yes. Very strong. 722 00:46:23,864 --> 00:46:28,534 He has a length of 3 cm. Now it's 17cm long. 723 00:46:30,537 --> 00:46:35,416 I'm not sure I'm going to show a picture of him while naked. 724 00:46:35,501 --> 00:46:39,420 Do I need to convey praise to 2 people? 725 00:46:39,546 --> 00:46:44,383 Yes, but as long as you agree with the compliment. 726 00:46:44,927 --> 00:46:48,513 You have a soft face... 727 00:46:48,597 --> 00:46:52,767 -... and a very erotic body. Thank you. 728 00:46:53,185 --> 00:46:54,727 you are right. Yes. 729 00:46:54,812 --> 00:46:56,729 Very good observation. 730 00:46:56,814 --> 00:46:58,815 Is he your wife? 731 00:46:58,899 --> 00:47:00,691 No. She's my wife. 732 00:47:00,776 --> 00:47:06,697 In my country, they will be crazy about them both. 733 00:47:06,782 --> 00:47:08,199 Don't be outrageous. 734 00:47:14,540 --> 00:47:18,084 What should I say when I want to go back? 735 00:47:18,836 --> 00:47:20,878 Do you mean the bathroom? 736 00:47:20,963 --> 00:47:24,507 A place to poop. - Bathroom? Okay What is that- 737 00:47:24,591 --> 00:47:26,425 Not bathing. To remove dirt from the anus. 738 00:47:26,510 --> 00:47:29,387 not bathing, right. Toilet. - Chocolate- 739 00:47:29,471 --> 00:47:32,348 Where do you understand? Yes. Yes. 740 00:47:32,432 --> 00:47:34,642 dirty? Dirty thing. Yes. 741 00:47:36,103 --> 00:47:37,186 Chocolate. 742 00:47:37,271 --> 00:47:41,440 Just say, "Excuse me, I want to go back." 743 00:47:42,109 --> 00:47:47,363 Excuse me, is it possible for to do a... you know... 744 00:47:47,447 --> 00:47:49,949 Excuse me? How do you call it, you know... 745 00:47:50,033 --> 00:47:52,869 Above. Just say, "Excuse me for a moment." 746 00:47:52,995 --> 00:47:56,664 I want, what language... is understood. thanks. 747 00:47:56,748 --> 00:47:59,917 Can you go up the stairs? Yes, Thank you... 748 00:48:00,002 --> 00:48:05,089 I think our cultural differences are very far... 749 00:48:05,173 --> 00:48:08,092 That's right. -... and I think he's a happy man... 750 00:48:08,176 --> 00:48:14,307 ... and it will take a very long time until he becomes like an American. 751 00:48:14,933 --> 00:48:16,434 Thank you very much. I feel better. 752 00:48:16,518 --> 00:48:18,728 Cindy, where do I put this? - Only- 753 00:48:18,812 --> 00:48:20,897 Where do I put this? 754 00:48:25,027 --> 00:48:27,278 Maybe in the toilet down here. 755 00:48:27,362 --> 00:48:28,613 Inside- 756 00:48:30,032 --> 00:48:33,159 Excuse me - Excuse me for a moment. 757 00:48:33,911 --> 00:48:37,747 You roll like this... 758 00:48:37,831 --> 00:48:41,459 ... and you sweep your ass and place the paper - Look. 759 00:48:41,585 --> 00:48:43,419 Are you rubbing mine? Not. You did it. 760 00:48:43,503 --> 00:48:47,590 This is a very personal thing. The host cleans the guest's ass? 761 00:48:47,674 --> 00:48:51,928 No. Not. Not. No one touches you, except you. 762 00:48:52,512 --> 00:48:54,722 Can I bring guests at dinner? 763 00:48:55,515 --> 00:48:58,601 If you are invited to dinner or party... 764 00:48:58,685 --> 00:49:02,605 Yes. -... is allowed to bring friends... 765 00:49:02,689 --> 00:49:05,733 -... if you ask for permission beforehand. Yes. 766 00:49:05,817 --> 00:49:07,944 General Stonewall Jackson, Robert E. Lee. 767 00:49:08,028 --> 00:49:12,782 I thought that was my friend. Hi, I'm looking for Borat. 768 00:49:12,866 --> 00:49:15,034 Yes, that's me. Oh, Hi, honey. 769 00:49:15,202 --> 00:49:18,454 I'm Luenell. Hi, Hi. Hello, nice to meet you. 770 00:49:18,538 --> 00:49:20,748 This is my friend, Luenell. Hi. 771 00:49:21,416 --> 00:49:23,626 Oh, okay... 772 00:49:25,879 --> 00:49:27,630 You guys are having dinner. 773 00:49:27,714 --> 00:49:31,509 We are currently. I don't know exactly what we do now- 774 00:49:31,593 --> 00:49:35,596 It's late at night. Excuse me, I have to go. 775 00:49:35,681 --> 00:49:38,391 Okay. OK. It's getting late... 776 00:49:38,475 --> 00:49:41,644 ... and it's time, you know... 777 00:49:41,728 --> 00:49:45,314 ... we stopped the dinner party. 778 00:49:45,399 --> 00:49:48,317 - I'm sorry- but can he taste dessert? 779 00:49:48,402 --> 00:49:50,903 You can't, so do you. 780 00:49:50,988 --> 00:49:53,239 The sheriff is heading here. I hope so. 781 00:49:53,323 --> 00:49:55,074 I called them. 782 00:49:55,158 --> 00:49:58,202 Why did you call the police? Are idiots running away? 783 00:50:01,623 --> 00:50:05,209 I want to say sorry because of their treatment at this house. 784 00:50:05,502 --> 00:50:06,836 Thank you. 785 00:50:07,421 --> 00:50:10,589 I think it's time to sleep at night. 786 00:50:11,008 --> 00:50:12,842 Why don't we go out and have fun? 787 00:50:12,926 --> 00:50:15,136 What do you think? 788 00:50:15,262 --> 00:50:17,388 Do you want to come with us? 789 00:50:17,472 --> 00:50:18,723 It's up to you! 790 00:50:29,818 --> 00:50:31,736 Hi! My name is Borat. 791 00:50:32,362 --> 00:50:34,280 This is my friend, Luenell. Hi, Luenell. 792 00:50:34,364 --> 00:50:36,365 She's a prostitute. 793 00:50:39,703 --> 00:50:41,034 Oh! 794 00:50:54,801 --> 00:50:56,844 You are very funny when riding a bull. 795 00:50:56,928 --> 00:50:59,889 Everyone sees your underwear. 796 00:50:59,973 --> 00:51:02,099 I have never ridden it before. 797 00:51:06,146 --> 00:51:10,066 Do you want-? Will you enter for a while? 798 00:51:10,150 --> 00:51:13,235 I will be very grateful... 799 00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:16,405 ... but I'm in love with a woman in Malibu. 800 00:51:16,490 --> 00:51:19,116 That would be very good for him, also for me... 801 00:51:19,201 --> 00:51:23,829 Okay, if you go to town again, visit me. 802 00:51:24,790 --> 00:51:27,208 If I go to this city again, Luenell... 803 00:51:27,292 --> 00:51:29,960 ... I will be very happy to pay you for Sex. 804 00:51:30,045 --> 00:51:31,170 Okay. 805 00:51:32,589 --> 00:51:34,215 Good night, Luenells. 806 00:51:34,299 --> 00:51:35,966 Good night, Borat. 807 00:51:44,142 --> 00:51:47,186 You mentioned my name correctly. Borat. 808 00:51:47,270 --> 00:51:49,980 Other people often refer to Borak or Billy or Bob. 809 00:51:51,650 --> 00:51:52,733 Bye. 810 00:52:04,412 --> 00:52:09,667 Pamela is a simple girl, recently she said. 811 00:52:10,293 --> 00:52:14,797 'Sometimes not everything is logical with the way of life that I take. 812 00:52:14,881 --> 00:52:16,882 I'm a very spontaneous person. 813 00:52:17,884 --> 00:52:19,677 Me too. 814 00:52:39,823 --> 00:52:42,449 I need a present for Pamela... 815 00:52:42,534 --> 00:52:45,911 ... so he allows me to use the vagina. 816 00:52:46,454 --> 00:52:51,876 Therefore, I convinced Azamat to film my report about stores in America. 817 00:52:53,628 --> 00:52:56,922 Don't spend more than $ 3. Our money is running low. 818 00:52:58,425 --> 00:53:00,676 This is your shop? 819 00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:02,803 Yes, this is an antique shop. 820 00:53:02,888 --> 00:53:05,931 Why are there so many things with flags here? 821 00:53:06,016 --> 00:53:08,142 we respect ancestral heritage. 822 00:53:08,518 --> 00:53:12,188 What's in it? What is this? 823 00:53:12,272 --> 00:53:14,148 This is a collection of collection items. 824 00:53:14,232 --> 00:53:17,902 I mean, this is a lamp for home use. 825 00:53:17,986 --> 00:53:21,572 This is the Chinese cloisonn bell bell. 826 00:53:21,656 --> 00:53:25,576 And this is a small duck for decoration. 827 00:53:25,660 --> 00:53:28,746 And what do you think, when they are? 828 00:53:32,959 --> 00:53:34,793 Sorry, wait. 829 00:53:39,716 --> 00:53:41,884 We need help here. It's okay. 830 00:53:45,222 --> 00:53:46,472 Sorry. 831 00:53:50,685 --> 00:53:53,479 Sorry, I'll fix this all. 832 00:53:54,147 --> 00:53:58,734 Don't worry, my friend can make glue and- 833 00:53:58,818 --> 00:54:02,238 I don't think you can glue it. You have to pay for it. 834 00:54:02,322 --> 00:54:05,241 Okay, I have a digital watch from the future. 835 00:54:05,325 --> 00:54:08,202 I'll give it to you. This costs more than this. 836 00:54:08,286 --> 00:54:10,913 You damaged items for $ 425. 837 00:54:11,289 --> 00:54:14,875 160, 170, 180. 838 00:54:16,169 --> 00:54:18,879 it's not enough. - Do you want hair? 839 00:54:18,964 --> 00:54:20,756 No, I don't want a haircut. 840 00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:23,133 This is the best hair in Kazakhstan. Feel the quality. 841 00:54:23,218 --> 00:54:24,760 I don't want your damn hair. 842 00:54:24,844 --> 00:54:28,430 This is pubic hair. I can get 2000 bags next Friday. 843 00:54:28,515 --> 00:54:31,100 We do not use these items in our country. 844 00:54:31,393 --> 00:54:32,977 Do you offer him pubic hair? 845 00:54:33,061 --> 00:54:34,770 Yes! 846 00:54:34,854 --> 00:54:36,855 Just add $ 20. 847 00:54:37,274 --> 00:54:38,274 This is not true. 848 00:54:38,358 --> 00:54:39,566 You screwed it up again. 849 00:54:39,651 --> 00:54:40,901 Where is the truck. 850 00:54:40,986 --> 00:54:43,112 I just slipped. Only idiots can do this. 851 00:54:43,196 --> 00:54:47,449 Do you believe me if I say this? OK. Please. 852 00:54:53,039 --> 00:54:55,541 You destroyed this documentary and made us almost bankrupt. 853 00:54:55,625 --> 00:54:58,127 Just call the ministry and ask for more money. 854 00:54:58,211 --> 00:55:01,297 What ?! If I do that, they will kill us both! 855 00:55:02,048 --> 00:55:06,343 California should be as good as you say, or we finish. 856 00:55:27,490 --> 00:55:28,657 Damn you... 857 00:55:29,868 --> 00:55:31,160 What's wrong with you? 858 00:55:31,244 --> 00:55:34,413 How dare you masturbate with Pamela. 859 00:55:34,497 --> 00:55:37,041 What do you care about who I do it with? 860 00:55:37,125 --> 00:55:39,043 Because I love this woman. 861 00:55:39,127 --> 00:55:42,296 He is our reason for California! 862 00:55:42,380 --> 00:55:44,214 What? You lied to me! 863 00:55:44,299 --> 00:55:46,175 You're lying about California! 864 00:56:42,732 --> 00:56:45,984 Eat my ass! 865 00:57:18,351 --> 00:57:20,060 Holy... 866 00:57:21,229 --> 00:57:22,354 Okay. 867 00:57:47,547 --> 00:57:49,673 We welcome our guest stars tonight. Ruth Feiner here. 868 00:57:49,757 --> 00:57:51,258 MORTGAGE BROKERS ANNUAL BANQUET 869 00:58:17,285 --> 00:58:19,328 Get out of here! 870 00:58:29,422 --> 00:58:32,049 Very bad news. 871 00:58:33,092 --> 00:58:35,594 Azamat has left. 872 00:58:37,096 --> 00:58:39,598 I wake up, he disappears... 873 00:58:39,682 --> 00:58:44,436 ... and he brought Oxana, my brother. 874 00:58:44,979 --> 00:58:46,271 Our bear. 875 00:58:47,273 --> 00:58:50,108 And also he brought all the money... 876 00:58:50,193 --> 00:58:52,444 ... and also my passport. 877 00:58:56,241 --> 00:59:01,370 And he left me... 878 00:59:01,454 --> 00:59:05,290 ... just this bag, with chicken in it... 879 00:59:07,794 --> 00:59:14,299 ... and a ticket back to Kazakhstan. 880 00:59:15,552 --> 00:59:17,135 But without a passport. 881 00:59:19,347 --> 00:59:23,016 But at least he... 882 00:59:23,101 --> 00:59:25,644 ... enough man to leave me... 883 00:59:32,151 --> 00:59:33,777 ... my darling. 884 00:59:35,738 --> 00:59:39,825 I already cleaned it due to last night. 885 00:59:43,329 --> 00:59:47,457 And I decided to... 886 00:59:47,542 --> 00:59:49,835 ... continue making documentaries. 887 00:59:50,837 --> 00:59:53,589 Make it without Azamat. 888 00:59:53,673 --> 00:59:55,424 I thought it would be better... 889 00:59:55,508 --> 00:59:58,969 ... and we will be more successful without him. 890 01:00:00,793 --> 01:00:02,693 Chenquieh. 891 01:01:03,493 --> 01:01:07,496 I don't have a car, money and Azamat. 892 01:01:07,580 --> 01:01:09,539 The only thing that keeps me going... 893 01:01:09,624 --> 01:01:13,585 ... is one day I will hold Pamela's hand... 894 01:01:13,670 --> 01:01:16,963 ... and make a romantic explosion on his stomach. 895 01:01:24,931 --> 01:01:29,309 I managed to hitch a group of young students... 896 01:01:29,394 --> 01:01:31,645 ... who also traveled the country. 897 01:01:32,772 --> 01:01:34,690 FRATERNITY BROTHERS Univ. of S. Carolina 898 01:01:34,774 --> 01:01:38,026 How are you? How are you? Where do you come from? 899 01:01:38,111 --> 01:01:39,611 I'm from Kazakhstan. 900 01:01:40,113 --> 01:01:42,656 - Welcome to damn America! Hey, please sit down. 901 01:01:42,740 --> 01:01:45,367 What's your name? Anthony. 902 01:01:45,451 --> 01:01:46,868 Anthony? Yes. 903 01:01:46,953 --> 01:01:48,704 Anthony. and Justin. 904 01:01:48,788 --> 01:01:51,707 Justin. and David. 905 01:01:51,791 --> 01:01:53,166 David. Bartender Dave. 906 01:01:53,251 --> 01:01:54,710 Very good. 907 01:01:54,794 --> 01:01:57,379 Can you open it? Oh of course. 908 01:01:59,340 --> 01:02:01,675 Thank you very much. 909 01:02:01,759 --> 01:02:05,887 So you like prostitutes in Russia? 910 01:02:06,139 --> 01:02:07,723 what? Prostitutes in Russia. 911 01:02:07,807 --> 01:02:09,474 How is the woman? 912 01:02:09,559 --> 01:02:12,686 Women, baby! The girl! 913 01:02:12,770 --> 01:02:14,563 - You are passionate about having sex with them! - Yes! 914 01:02:14,647 --> 01:02:16,022 So you never called them again. 915 01:02:16,107 --> 01:02:19,818 Why not call? Because they don't have a telephone, huh? 916 01:02:19,902 --> 01:02:21,361 Not because of that. 917 01:02:21,446 --> 01:02:24,030 I don't like them, do you know? I mean... 918 01:02:24,115 --> 01:02:26,783 So, what are you doing here in America? 919 01:02:26,868 --> 01:02:31,621 They make films when I surround U.S. and A. 920 01:02:31,706 --> 01:02:35,208 I don't understand what you mean, but it's cool! 921 01:02:35,293 --> 01:02:36,918 Come on get drunk! 922 01:02:37,503 --> 01:02:39,296 - Yes! High five! - High five! 923 01:02:43,634 --> 01:02:45,719 This is America in the bottle. 924 01:02:47,263 --> 01:02:51,016 - Oh, baby! - Oh, baby! 925 01:02:51,100 --> 01:02:53,935 - Borat, let me hear it. Oh baby! - Oh, the baby! 926 01:02:54,020 --> 01:02:56,021 Suck, Suck, Suck! 927 01:03:01,694 --> 01:03:03,612 Let me teach you the game we play. 928 01:03:03,696 --> 01:03:05,280 Can I learn the game? 929 01:03:05,364 --> 01:03:09,075 We play games When snakes eat Pigs. 930 01:03:09,160 --> 01:03:12,162 When do snakes eat huh? Snakes eat Pigs. 931 01:03:12,246 --> 01:03:15,540 You know the rat boy, very small... Rice kid? 932 01:03:15,625 --> 01:03:22,255 ... and you put this cheese in your cock hole, until it goes inside. 933 01:03:22,340 --> 01:03:23,757 That's too crazy for me. 934 01:03:23,841 --> 01:03:26,593 I will do it. I don't care, I will do it. 935 01:03:26,677 --> 01:03:28,887 I will ask this. 936 01:03:30,056 --> 01:03:33,183 Is it a woman? Are women your slaves in Russia? 937 01:03:33,726 --> 01:03:35,894 No, do you have slaves here? 938 01:03:35,978 --> 01:03:37,729 we hope. There are no slaves. 939 01:03:37,814 --> 01:03:40,023 Too bad. Hey, Borat. 940 01:03:40,107 --> 01:03:41,191 Embarrassing. 941 01:03:41,275 --> 01:03:42,776 This will be a better country if... 942 01:03:42,860 --> 01:03:45,695 Yes, this will be a better country. We will have slaves. 943 01:03:45,780 --> 01:03:49,032 In our country, minorities have more power. 944 01:03:49,116 --> 01:03:53,703 All minorities are above. 945 01:03:53,788 --> 01:03:58,041 Here are Jews. There are people who oppose the flow. 946 01:03:58,125 --> 01:04:01,002 Will you see my new wife? - Yes! 947 01:04:01,087 --> 01:04:02,796 This is my new wife. 948 01:04:03,965 --> 01:04:05,882 - Pamela! Do you know him? 949 01:04:05,967 --> 01:04:07,592 Pamela! I know Pamela. 950 01:04:07,677 --> 01:04:10,136 I will take the virgin. 951 01:04:10,221 --> 01:04:12,973 I will give him this. Give it to me. 952 01:04:13,057 --> 01:04:15,225 Borat, Borat. Much we need to talk about. 953 01:04:15,309 --> 01:04:17,435 I will fight him. 954 01:04:17,520 --> 01:04:20,647 Borat, Borat. He is not a virgin, Borat. 955 01:04:20,731 --> 01:04:22,732 is not true. She is No virgin, buddy. 956 01:04:22,817 --> 01:04:26,152 She's not a virgin. Liar! Liar, liar, your panties on fire. 957 01:04:26,237 --> 01:04:27,779 Borat, shut up. 958 01:04:28,781 --> 01:04:31,992 A small Jacuzzi on a damn little cruise ship. 959 01:04:32,076 --> 01:04:33,451 What did he do? 960 01:04:34,453 --> 01:04:37,038 She's making love, man. Do you not see him sucking cock? 961 01:04:37,123 --> 01:04:38,415 That's not him. 962 01:04:38,499 --> 01:04:42,544 I guarantee that it is him. Don't worry about that. 963 01:04:42,628 --> 01:04:45,589 That's Him, Borat. Sorry. Borat, there he is. 964 01:04:45,673 --> 01:04:47,173 That's not him. 965 01:04:47,258 --> 01:04:48,884 That's it. Forgive me. 966 01:04:48,968 --> 01:04:51,219 I'm sure it's him. I go. 967 01:04:51,304 --> 01:04:53,221 No, No, no. Strip club. 968 01:04:53,306 --> 01:04:55,098 Come here. 969 01:04:55,182 --> 01:04:56,933 You are my friend. 970 01:04:57,018 --> 01:04:59,686 I don't know why he did it. 971 01:04:59,770 --> 01:05:01,605 Come on, Borat. live here, friend. we like you. 972 01:05:01,689 --> 01:05:05,275 We will always remember you. As I teach. 973 01:05:05,359 --> 01:05:08,028 Wait. 974 01:05:08,112 --> 01:05:10,655 You are in America now. You will succeed. 975 01:05:10,740 --> 01:05:12,407 You- Keep trying, okay? 976 01:05:12,491 --> 01:05:15,452 You are bigger than a woman. You are bigger than a woman. 977 01:05:15,536 --> 01:05:16,912 We will always support you. 978 01:05:16,996 --> 01:05:20,290 Don't let women, forever... - We will always- 979 01:05:21,334 --> 01:05:23,001 ... make yourself. 980 01:05:23,085 --> 01:05:25,003 Goodbye, my friend. Goodbye. 981 01:06:04,919 --> 01:06:06,252 My ticket. 982 01:06:11,217 --> 01:06:14,219 How do I go home? 983 01:06:23,562 --> 01:06:25,271 Sorry, my friend. 984 01:06:34,949 --> 01:06:35,991 Leave. 985 01:06:37,034 --> 01:06:38,076 Leave. 986 01:06:39,954 --> 01:06:41,496 Run to freedom. 987 01:06:42,456 --> 01:06:45,125 Go and save yourself! 988 01:07:31,977 --> 01:07:34,377 Yes! 989 01:07:36,427 --> 01:07:37,761 Come on! 990 01:07:39,930 --> 01:07:42,057 I am proud to be here. 991 01:07:42,141 --> 01:07:43,516 CHARLES "CHIP" PICKERING U.S. Congressman 992 01:07:43,601 --> 01:07:47,479 this is my 10th Pentecostal meeting. In a decade. 993 01:07:48,564 --> 01:07:51,649 What needs to be underlined, We are a Christian country now... 994 01:07:51,734 --> 01:07:52,901 JIM SMITH Chief Justice, State Supreme Court 995 01:07:52,985 --> 01:07:54,903 ... we are at the beginning... 996 01:07:54,987 --> 01:07:59,449 ... and we will always be a Christian country until our Lord returns. Amen. 997 01:08:01,577 --> 01:08:04,454 I did not evolve from apes. 998 01:08:04,538 --> 01:08:07,749 I'm also not from tadpoles. I am who I am. 999 01:08:07,833 --> 01:08:09,417 Praise for you, Jesus. 1000 01:08:09,502 --> 01:08:13,588 The gospel says that God incarnates in the flesh... 1001 01:08:13,672 --> 01:08:15,715 ... and trust in the world. 1002 01:08:15,800 --> 01:08:19,844 I got good news. Jesus is God in the flesh. 1003 01:08:26,852 --> 01:08:30,146 I don't care what the devil has done to you, or what he tried to do. 1004 01:08:30,231 --> 01:08:32,816 All you have to do is out of the way... 1005 01:08:32,900 --> 01:08:34,943 ... and walk to this altar. 1006 01:08:35,027 --> 01:08:37,362 Let's go back to the old church. 1007 01:08:37,446 --> 01:08:40,573 I need someone to pray with me now. Come on, sir! 1008 01:08:40,658 --> 01:08:44,452 Blood in my neighborhood. I will spill it into this church. 1009 01:08:47,289 --> 01:08:50,208 Help me, Help me. 1010 01:08:50,292 --> 01:08:52,585 Ladies and gentlemen, this father... 1011 01:08:52,670 --> 01:08:55,130 ... standing next to me, name is Alternating. 1012 01:08:55,214 --> 01:08:59,551 Will you welcome the name Jesus for a few minutes? 1013 01:08:59,635 --> 01:09:01,010 Thank you. 1014 01:09:02,304 --> 01:09:04,180 I don't have friends. 1015 01:09:04,265 --> 01:09:06,307 I am alone in this country. 1016 01:09:06,392 --> 01:09:07,934 Nobody likes me. 1017 01:09:08,060 --> 01:09:10,103 My only friend, Azamat... 1018 01:09:10,187 --> 01:09:14,023 ... he took my money, my money and left me alone. 1019 01:09:14,108 --> 01:09:15,567 Not only that. 1020 01:09:15,651 --> 01:09:19,863 The woman I love, the reason I'm exploring this country... 1021 01:09:19,947 --> 01:09:23,491 ... has done something bad on the boat... 1022 01:09:23,576 --> 01:09:26,536 -... and I can't forgive him. You should be able to. 1023 01:09:26,620 --> 01:09:29,789 Can anyone help me? 1024 01:09:29,874 --> 01:09:33,126 Yes. The only one who can help you is what we talked about tonight. 1025 01:09:33,210 --> 01:09:35,962 Jesus. Does Jesus like me? 1026 01:09:36,088 --> 01:09:38,631 Of course, Jesus loves you. 1027 01:09:38,716 --> 01:09:42,177 Does Jesus love my child? 1028 01:09:42,261 --> 01:09:43,553 Jesus loves your child. 1029 01:09:43,637 --> 01:09:46,472 Does Jesus love my idiot brother, Bilo? 1030 01:09:46,557 --> 01:09:48,016 He loves your brother, Bilo. 1031 01:09:48,100 --> 01:09:52,270 Did Jesus love my neighbor, Nursultan Tulyakbay? 1032 01:09:52,354 --> 01:09:53,855 Yes. He loves everyone. 1033 01:09:53,939 --> 01:09:56,858 Nobody loves my neighbor, Nursultan Tulyakbay. 1034 01:09:58,777 --> 01:10:01,779 Can Jesus cure my heart's pain? 1035 01:10:02,364 --> 01:10:05,033 Jesus can heal your heartache. 1036 01:10:05,117 --> 01:10:08,119 For Jesus to cure my heart ache. 1037 01:10:08,204 --> 01:10:11,164 Raise your hand and start worshiping. Raise your hand. 1038 01:10:11,248 --> 01:10:15,001 Will you raise your hand and pray in the name of Jesus. 1039 01:10:15,085 --> 01:10:16,878 God, forgive my sins. - God, forgive me- 1040 01:10:16,962 --> 01:10:19,422 forgive me, Lord. Clean me. Clean me up. 1041 01:10:19,506 --> 01:10:21,883 Clean me, God, in the name of Jesus. 1042 01:10:23,802 --> 01:10:25,929 Yeah, let that tongue go. Here it comes. 1043 01:10:26,013 --> 01:10:28,556 Yeah, let your tongue come out. This is it. 1044 01:10:28,641 --> 01:10:30,475 Let your tongue come out. 1045 01:10:31,602 --> 01:10:33,811 Yes, God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1046 01:10:38,067 --> 01:10:40,652 Yes! Yes! 1047 01:11:00,422 --> 01:11:03,299 I will forgive Pamela and I will go to California. 1048 01:11:03,384 --> 01:11:06,261 I will go to Malibu with my friend, Mr. Jesus... 1049 01:11:06,345 --> 01:11:08,179 ... and with us will pick him up! 1050 01:11:14,812 --> 01:11:19,148 I took a bus to Los Angeles ... with some friends Mr. Jesus. 1051 01:11:19,733 --> 01:11:21,693 Finally, I arrived. 1052 01:11:23,279 --> 01:11:24,779 When Happy. 1053 01:11:48,012 --> 01:11:49,220 Marilyn. 1054 01:11:50,055 --> 01:11:51,222 Azamat? 1055 01:11:51,682 --> 01:11:53,308 You are a traitor! 1056 01:11:53,392 --> 01:11:54,559 I can explain it. 1057 01:11:54,643 --> 01:11:57,645 You attacked me. Your mustache still feels in my testis! 1058 01:11:57,730 --> 01:11:58,980 Calm down. Let me explain. 1059 01:11:59,064 --> 01:12:00,690 What did you do with me? 1060 01:12:00,774 --> 01:12:03,401 He escaped, Sorry. 1061 01:12:03,610 --> 01:12:05,903 Hey! Go away from here, ! 1062 01:12:06,071 --> 01:12:07,655 You have to calm yourself! 1063 01:12:07,740 --> 01:12:09,407 You have to calm yourself! 1064 01:12:13,412 --> 01:12:16,706 You have involved me in this mess. 1065 01:12:19,668 --> 01:12:23,838 I didn't come to Hollywood to fight someone dressed in Hitler. 1066 01:12:25,049 --> 01:12:28,259 I came to make Pamela Andersons my wife. 1067 01:12:29,261 --> 01:12:31,054 So I forgive Azamat. 1068 01:12:31,764 --> 01:12:35,099 I know you must be here, Borat. 1069 01:12:35,726 --> 01:12:38,853 I feel guilty, so I prepared this for you. 1070 01:12:41,607 --> 01:12:44,942 This is all the information that I can get about Pamela. 1071 01:12:45,611 --> 01:12:51,783 Last Friday he appeared for the group that opposed animal cruelty. 1072 01:12:52,451 --> 01:12:54,118 Against cruelty to animals? 1073 01:13:01,460 --> 01:13:04,379 And tomorrow he will sing. 1074 01:13:05,214 --> 01:13:06,798 He wrote a book. 1075 01:13:10,469 --> 01:13:12,595 What? Women write books? 1076 01:13:14,473 --> 01:13:15,598 Dr. Yamak won't believe this. 1077 01:13:15,682 --> 01:13:16,724 I know. 1078 01:13:19,812 --> 01:13:21,938 We will go to this historic event... 1079 01:13:22,022 --> 01:13:23,815 ... and I will marry Pamela there... 1080 01:13:24,149 --> 01:13:27,235 ... but in the traditional Kazakh way. 1081 01:13:28,487 --> 01:13:30,822 Azamat, let's prepare a marriage bag. 1082 01:13:32,157 --> 01:13:34,283 You forgive me, huh? 1083 01:13:35,786 --> 01:13:36,953 Yes. 1084 01:13:49,842 --> 01:13:52,844 After learning a lot from U.S. and A... 1085 01:13:52,928 --> 01:13:56,889 ... I will teach America how to marry the Kazakh way. 1086 01:13:57,891 --> 01:13:59,851 Wait for the continuation. 1087 01:14:07,401 --> 01:14:10,528 PAMELA ANDERSON AUTOGRAPH SIGNING Orange, CA 1088 01:14:37,681 --> 01:14:40,183 Hi. Hi, everybody. 1089 01:14:41,852 --> 01:14:43,895 I love you. 1090 01:14:43,979 --> 01:14:45,563 This is me, Borat. 1091 01:14:46,064 --> 01:14:49,442 Thank you for coming. - Thank you! 1092 01:14:56,033 --> 01:14:57,825 I love Pamela Anderson. 1093 01:14:57,910 --> 01:14:59,368 Really? Yes. 1094 01:15:04,750 --> 01:15:06,000 Your turn. 1095 01:15:06,793 --> 01:15:08,169 Hi. hello. 1096 01:15:08,253 --> 01:15:09,504 Who do you want to write for? 1097 01:15:09,588 --> 01:15:11,464 My name is Borat Sagdiyev. 1098 01:15:11,548 --> 01:15:14,175 Son of Asimbala Sagdiyev... 1099 01:15:14,259 --> 01:15:16,677 ... and Boltak, the rapist. 1100 01:15:16,762 --> 01:15:19,555 Oxana's former husband Sagdiyev... 1101 01:15:19,640 --> 01:15:21,432 ... who is the child of Miriam Tulyakbay... 1102 01:15:21,517 --> 01:15:23,559 ... and Boltak, the rapist. 1103 01:15:25,062 --> 01:15:28,523 I made this for you, this... 1104 01:15:28,607 --> 01:15:30,525 Our names are written. 1105 01:15:30,609 --> 01:15:35,321 My name is - Your name, Pamela Anderson and Borat Sagdiyev. 1106 01:15:35,405 --> 01:15:37,031 This is today's date. 1107 01:15:37,115 --> 01:15:41,410 And this means our wedding date... 1108 01:15:41,495 --> 01:15:43,621 ... and this is silk. 1109 01:15:43,705 --> 01:15:46,374 Pamela, will you marry me? 1110 01:15:46,458 --> 01:15:48,209 No thanks. Sorry. 1111 01:15:48,293 --> 01:15:49,961 It's okay. Agreement is not important. 1112 01:15:53,006 --> 01:15:55,299 Oh, my god! Oh, my God! 1113 01:16:00,889 --> 01:16:02,306 Release! 1114 01:16:03,517 --> 01:16:06,561 - Let go of my wife! - You're fucking! 1115 01:16:06,645 --> 01:16:08,646 Come on, catch him! 1116 01:16:08,730 --> 01:16:10,690 Wait, Pamela. 1117 01:16:10,774 --> 01:16:13,401 Don't worry, I'm nervous too! 1118 01:16:13,485 --> 01:16:15,278 Pamela, wait. 1119 01:16:15,362 --> 01:16:17,321 Pamela, I'll give you my own plow. 1120 01:16:17,406 --> 01:16:20,491 Get out of the way! Beware, watch out. 1121 01:16:20,499 --> 01:16:22,332 - Pamela! 1122 01:16:23,408 --> 01:16:25,913 Please, please! 1123 01:16:25,914 --> 01:16:29,125 Get down. Hands behind. 1124 01:16:29,209 --> 01:16:31,460 Okay. Pamela... we will build you. 1125 01:16:31,545 --> 01:16:34,338 Stand up. OK. 1126 01:16:36,258 --> 01:16:39,969 Pamela, I'm no longer interested in you! 1127 01:16:41,638 --> 01:16:42,680 No! 1128 01:16:51,189 --> 01:16:53,107 I was humiliated. 1129 01:16:53,191 --> 01:16:55,943 It's time for me to go back to New York... 1130 01:16:56,028 --> 01:16:59,530 ... where I've been waiting for my ticket to go home. 1131 01:17:00,365 --> 01:17:05,536 When I sat on the bus, I remembered my trip the last three weeks. 1132 01:17:06,121 --> 01:17:08,122 Great time. 1133 01:17:08,206 --> 01:17:10,541 When you're happy. 1134 01:17:10,626 --> 01:17:13,002 And when it's sad. 1135 01:17:13,086 --> 01:17:15,963 Most times are sad. 1136 01:17:16,048 --> 01:17:20,301 I came to America to study for Kazakhstan... 1137 01:17:20,385 --> 01:17:22,386 ... but what did I learn? 1138 01:17:24,681 --> 01:17:26,724 Suddenly, I realized. 1139 01:17:30,228 --> 01:17:33,731 I learned that you are pursuing your dreams... 1140 01:17:33,815 --> 01:17:36,901 ... especially those who have plastic chests... 1141 01:17:36,985 --> 01:17:40,780 ... you can miss the real beauty which is in front of your eyes. 1142 01:17:46,787 --> 01:17:47,828 Hi. 1143 01:17:49,790 --> 01:17:52,750 8 MONTHS LATER 1144 01:17:55,087 --> 01:17:58,005 Welcome back to my city Kuzcek. 1145 01:17:58,090 --> 01:18:02,259 Since I returned, there have been some improvements. 1146 01:18:02,344 --> 01:18:05,054 We are no longer pursuing Jews. 1147 01:18:05,138 --> 01:18:08,099 That's cruel. We are becoming Christians now. 1148 01:18:13,063 --> 01:18:14,855 Doltan also gets better. 1149 01:18:14,940 --> 01:18:17,066 Hey, Doltan. High five! 1150 01:18:18,985 --> 01:18:20,444 Amazing. 1151 01:18:20,529 --> 01:18:22,071 Please enter my house. 1152 01:18:25,158 --> 01:18:27,743 That Nursultan Tulyakbay. 1153 01:18:27,828 --> 01:18:29,870 He's still a bastard. 1154 01:18:29,955 --> 01:18:31,539 I bought an iPod. 1155 01:18:31,623 --> 01:18:33,624 He only gets an iPod Mini. 1156 01:18:33,709 --> 01:18:35,835 Everyone knows that for girls. 1157 01:18:36,336 --> 01:18:37,628 Please. 1158 01:18:40,173 --> 01:18:43,134 And this is my beautiful wife. 1159 01:18:45,554 --> 01:18:47,596 Thank you for watching the film. 1160 01:18:47,681 --> 01:18:49,515 I hope you like it.