1 00:00:03,250 --> 00:00:45,349 2 00:02:11,088 --> 00:02:11,922 Yeah, baby! 3 00:02:30,482 --> 00:02:32,776 Hi, I'm Dixie. Dixie Normous. 4 00:02:36,738 --> 00:02:40,075 I'm just an FBI agent in a small town, a single mother who was injured. 5 00:02:40,742 --> 00:02:42,953 But I'm still a criminal... and sexy. 6 00:02:44,413 --> 00:02:45,205 Alright... 7 00:02:46,373 --> 00:02:49,876 We do it now or later? 8 00:02:50,502 --> 00:02:53,088 Oh Austin... in action. 9 00:02:57,426 --> 00:02:58,343 Hey Powers! 10 00:03:00,679 --> 00:03:02,139 You better see your weirdness. 11 00:03:02,180 --> 00:03:05,392 Because I am a doctor who will make a call home. 12 00:03:09,980 --> 00:03:11,023 Really, Mini-Me? 13 00:03:12,441 --> 00:03:13,567 Hey, jerk! 14 00:03:16,695 --> 00:03:19,781 I'm here, I'm Mine-Me. Come and catch me! 15 00:03:28,832 --> 00:03:31,376 - And cut! - Stop everything. 16 00:03:37,925 --> 00:03:40,035 So, Austin, what about the opening of the film? 17 00:03:40,385 --> 00:03:44,755 I can't believe Mr. Steven Spielberg, this is the most interesting filmmaking 18 00:03:44,832 --> 00:03:48,351 - in the film history of my life. 19 00:03:48,435 --> 00:03:50,771 Very exciting, yeah! 20 00:03:52,773 --> 00:03:55,275 With that, I have an idea. 21 00:03:56,151 --> 00:04:00,697 Really? My friend here says everything is fine... 22 00:04:01,865 --> 00:04:06,620 Don't get me wrong Stevie, but you have to meet Mojo baby, yeah! 23 00:04:08,038 --> 00:04:08,664 Shake it! 24 00:05:19,443 --> 00:05:20,152 Ladies and gentlemen. 25 00:05:20,193 --> 00:05:21,570 Mr. Quincy Jones. 26 00:05:29,870 --> 00:05:32,497 This is where the film aired by Mojo, baby. 27 00:05:49,264 --> 00:05:51,433 All right, everyone. Music video, take 2. 28 00:05:51,475 --> 00:05:52,935 That's Britney Spears! 29 00:06:45,195 --> 00:06:47,489 Oops. I do it again, baby. 30 00:07:35,329 --> 00:07:36,663 Welcome to the Doctor. 31 00:07:37,122 --> 00:07:37,789 How are you in space? 32 00:07:38,248 --> 00:07:40,959 Space is fine, right Mini-Me? 33 00:07:43,086 --> 00:07:44,546 Doctor Evil, when you're in space. 34 00:07:45,047 --> 00:07:48,383 I found a way for us to make a lot of legitimate money. 35 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:51,553 And still maintaining corporate ethical practices - 36 00:07:52,512 --> 00:07:53,764 - Evil Organization (Crime). 37 00:07:54,264 --> 00:07:59,811 - I have turned it into a talented agency. The Hollywood Talent Agency. - Is it true? 38 00:07:59,853 --> 00:08:03,982 By allowing customers to register A-9% more than the traditional 10%. 39 00:08:04,399 --> 00:08:07,476 We have got the signatures of several stars like George Clooney - Julia Roberts. 40 00:08:07,527 --> 00:08:08,403 And Leo DiCaprio. 41 00:08:09,947 --> 00:08:10,989 Leo! 42 00:08:11,448 --> 00:08:12,074 43 00:08:12,741 --> 00:08:14,618 And the best part of this whole plan is, - 44 00:08:14,910 --> 00:08:16,161 - We will get each assistant. 45 00:08:17,704 --> 00:08:19,081 Hi, I'm Number 3. 46 00:08:21,917 --> 00:08:24,294 I'm very happy to be part of the team, here at HTA. 47 00:08:24,753 --> 00:08:26,255 Very impressive, Number 2, - 48 00:08:27,464 --> 00:08:29,383 - but I already have a good plan. 49 00:08:32,094 --> 00:08:34,596 In the 70s, there lived a pagan Dutchman who was a metal expert, - 50 00:08:34,638 --> 00:08:36,890 - named Johann Van Der Smut. 51 00:08:37,516 --> 00:08:41,979 He really likes gold, even he lost his genitals during an accident in smelting. 52 00:08:42,312 --> 00:08:46,400 So that's the name... Goldmember. 53 00:08:46,984 --> 00:08:51,071 He has found a power of cold smelting for... "Tractorbeam". 54 00:08:53,282 --> 00:08:54,366 "Tractorbeam" 55 00:08:55,158 --> 00:08:57,244 A very strong force to attract meteors to the earth. 56 00:08:57,494 --> 00:09:00,831 The meteor is called... "Midas 22". 57 00:09:02,708 --> 00:09:05,419 it's created from solid gold... does he sleep? 58 00:09:06,420 --> 00:09:10,382 It's okay. I think Mini-Me doesn't want anymore, CHOCOLATE! 59 00:09:13,176 --> 00:09:16,221 Do you want to go down Mini-Me? Talk like a cloned boy. 60 00:09:20,142 --> 00:09:21,101 She's fine! 61 00:09:23,770 --> 00:09:29,610 This is the chocolate. from Brugge. that's in Belgium, where you came from. 62 00:09:35,490 --> 00:09:36,450 Check Mini-Me. 63 00:09:37,784 --> 00:09:40,203 He went crazy with chocolate candy. 64 00:09:40,787 --> 00:09:43,332 it's like a strange brown tree. 65 00:09:45,626 --> 00:09:47,044 - Your chair, Dr. Evil. - Thank you. 66 00:09:58,805 --> 00:10:00,891 Scedadum, fine. 67 00:10:01,516 --> 00:10:05,562 When you have children, I think you will know that all children are different huh? 68 00:10:11,610 --> 00:10:14,237 For example: Mini-Me likes chocolate. 69 00:10:14,988 --> 00:10:15,864 Scotty don't! 70 00:10:16,198 --> 00:10:17,574 I like chocolate, normal, I'm just... 71 00:10:17,699 --> 00:10:18,408 Scotty don't! 72 00:10:18,450 --> 00:10:23,104 Oh yeah, very familiar, wait, let me do what I do. can you stop... 73 00:10:23,163 --> 00:10:23,789 What about me 'What'? 74 00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:25,499 What are you... 75 00:10:26,625 --> 00:10:27,292 I'm not... 76 00:10:28,418 --> 00:10:29,461 To be honest, isn't this... 77 00:10:29,586 --> 00:10:32,089 What if you... don't do Scotty. 78 00:10:33,257 --> 00:10:36,969 Dr. Evil, maybe it's time, for you to end the opening of your plan. 79 00:10:37,010 --> 00:10:38,428 Yes, thank you Number 2. 80 00:10:38,762 --> 00:10:40,347 Ladies and gentlemen, my plan is... 81 00:10:40,389 --> 00:10:41,181 Scotty don't. 82 00:10:41,348 --> 00:10:43,267 Oh, come on, you're like a jerk! 83 00:10:56,321 --> 00:10:58,740 Do you know? This caused me to experience a mental disorder! 84 00:10:59,658 --> 00:11:01,368 I don't know. Who am I? 85 00:11:01,410 --> 00:11:03,662 Good. You know? I like chocolate. 86 00:11:03,829 --> 00:11:05,747 - This. - Thank you. 87 00:11:12,963 --> 00:11:14,131 Stupid Mini-Me! 88 00:11:16,466 --> 00:11:17,301 Come on! 89 00:11:22,222 --> 00:11:23,223 Are you ok, Mini-Me? 90 00:11:24,391 --> 00:11:26,351 Am I pulling it too strong? I don't want to hurt you. 91 00:11:26,518 --> 00:11:27,853 - Dr. Evil. - Yo? 92 00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:30,772 What is the Goldmember plan that we have to do? 93 00:11:31,398 --> 00:11:35,026 Our initial trial of the tractorbeam has undergone some preparation. 94 00:11:35,110 --> 00:11:37,529 Preparation of A to G we really failed. 95 00:11:37,696 --> 00:11:41,700 But now gentlemen, we finally have a tractorbeam that works. 96 00:11:42,159 --> 00:11:45,537 What we call "Preparation H". 97 00:11:48,457 --> 00:11:49,124 What? 98 00:11:49,750 --> 00:11:52,753 Why don't you just say "Butt-Cream Operation (Ice cream)", jerk? 99 00:11:53,795 --> 00:11:55,380 Sorry, do you want ice cream? 100 00:11:55,672 --> 00:11:58,592 Yes, I like ass (butt) -cream chocolate. 101 00:12:00,385 --> 00:12:01,345 Maybe later. 102 00:12:01,678 --> 00:12:03,680 Dr. Evil, I like your plan. 103 00:12:05,223 --> 00:12:07,935 Ja, Herr Doctor, that's a very good plan. 104 00:12:08,268 --> 00:12:11,438 Yes, Frau, all in all, I think Preparation H is good. 105 00:12:13,690 --> 00:12:14,399 What's more now? 106 00:12:14,733 --> 00:12:16,693 None. Do you know? I agree... 107 00:12:16,985 --> 00:12:19,112 Preparation for H feels good. 108 00:12:19,446 --> 00:12:20,489 Inside the hole. 109 00:12:21,448 --> 00:12:23,951 I'm glad you said the same. 110 00:12:25,118 --> 00:12:30,749 Gentlemen. Using a time machine I will be back in 1975. 111 00:12:31,041 --> 00:12:33,585 Pick up Goldmember and bring it to the future. 112 00:12:34,211 --> 00:12:36,380 And the best part of this plan is... 113 00:12:37,422 --> 00:12:38,715 Nobody can stop me. 114 00:12:39,758 --> 00:12:43,262 Even... Austin Powers. 115 00:12:55,357 --> 00:12:57,109 Not so fast. 116 00:12:57,609 --> 00:12:59,278 You're arrested Dr. Evil. 117 00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:01,822 Damn it! 118 00:13:03,991 --> 00:13:08,787 Dr. Evil, the world court sentenced you to 400 years. 119 00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:10,664 Is there something you want to say? 120 00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:13,875 No, but I think Mini-Me exists. 121 00:13:20,424 --> 00:13:22,092 like two egg seeds and a lump. 122 00:13:25,512 --> 00:13:28,765 The intelligence of intelligence known as, Dr. Evil and cloning - 123 00:13:28,807 --> 00:13:30,767 has been sentenced today in a world court. 124 00:13:31,268 --> 00:13:33,312 Top results of business, Austin Powers, - 125 00:13:33,353 --> 00:13:35,647 - son of a famous British spy, Nigel Powers. 126 00:13:35,939 --> 00:13:38,317 Will be appointed as a knight by the Queen in Buckingham Palace. 127 00:13:42,070 --> 00:13:44,615 Stand up, Mr. Austin Powers. 128 00:13:45,741 --> 00:13:46,992 Thank you, Your Majesty. 129 00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:49,912 Your father must be very proud of you. 130 00:13:50,078 --> 00:13:51,288 Oh, yeah. 131 00:13:51,747 --> 00:13:53,749 Come here, stand up and bow your head. 132 00:15:10,784 --> 00:15:12,160 "Father is not there" Peace! 133 00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:16,999 I am a sexy wild animal. 134 00:15:25,882 --> 00:15:29,136 That's Austin Powers, you're really funny. 135 00:15:29,761 --> 00:15:31,430 Also very sexy. 136 00:15:32,389 --> 00:15:33,098 Can I ask for a signature? 137 00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:35,392 Of course, your name? 138 00:15:35,851 --> 00:15:36,643 Fook Mi. 139 00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:42,774 Oh, in action, baby. So your name? 140 00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:43,900 Fook Mi. 141 00:15:44,484 --> 00:15:45,861 Did you kiss your mother with that mouth? 142 00:15:46,778 --> 00:15:48,905 Fook Mi, like this. 143 00:15:50,657 --> 00:15:52,242 Oh I know. 144 00:15:52,576 --> 00:15:54,578 Your name is Fook Mi. 145 00:15:55,370 --> 00:15:56,204 Want to drink? 146 00:15:56,246 --> 00:16:01,335 Yes, but I have a pubic shaft in the back, if you prefer to use... 147 00:16:01,376 --> 00:16:01,960 This is it. 148 00:16:03,003 --> 00:16:04,671 Fook Mi! Very fast! 149 00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:06,256 Fook Yu. 150 00:16:06,715 --> 00:16:09,801 Oh, you're right back and forth and I don't care who knows! 151 00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:12,930 Austin. 152 00:16:14,556 --> 00:16:21,188 This is my twin brother, his name, Fook Yu. Fook Yu... Fook Mi. 153 00:16:23,023 --> 00:16:24,691 Twin... 154 00:16:29,821 --> 00:16:33,200 We will witness twins. 155 00:16:36,203 --> 00:16:39,289 I also think Austin Powers is very sexy. 156 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:41,959 We think you're great. 157 00:16:43,001 --> 00:16:44,878 Do we make you sleepy? 158 00:16:45,045 --> 00:16:47,631 You make me many things, but sleepy, no. 159 00:16:49,049 --> 00:16:54,680 - we give you a very secret massage. - Yes, secret massage, baby! 160 00:16:58,642 --> 00:17:01,436 Sorry, I swear, that won't happen again. 161 00:17:02,938 --> 00:17:04,231 Hold for a while. 162 00:17:10,445 --> 00:17:12,572 Okay, where are we, baby? 163 00:17:17,786 --> 00:17:20,205 Ah, Austin. Sorry I was bothering. 164 00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:22,624 Twins, Basil. Twins... 165 00:17:22,666 --> 00:17:24,626 Austin, it's about your father. 166 00:17:25,794 --> 00:17:27,421 - What? - He was kidnapped. 167 00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:36,597 Very heavy, man. Oh, my father's refusal was not present at the coronation. 168 00:17:37,097 --> 00:17:38,599 No, actually. 169 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:40,934 He was kidnapped after you were crowned. 170 00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:44,938 He was last seen on his ship. 171 00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:49,735 Oh, yes. The "HMS in action at sea". - Exactly, try to see. 172 00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:51,194 Gentlemen gather. 173 00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:54,865 Austin, these people have been shown to look after your father. 174 00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:57,284 Okay, kids, open your pants. 175 00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,661 I think we have found a clue. 176 00:18:01,997 --> 00:18:07,502 sparkles! All of your pubes are painted Gold. Very magical. 177 00:18:07,836 --> 00:18:13,050 Great, lots of gold, gold marriages, 14-carat snake pants... 178 00:18:13,091 --> 00:18:14,927 - Enough. - Okay. 179 00:18:15,719 --> 00:18:18,138 Basil, there is only one person in the world, - 180 00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:20,974 - who really understands the psychology of crazy people... 181 00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:24,144 - Dr. Evil. - Dr. Evil. 182 00:18:47,751 --> 00:18:49,378 I expected you, Mr. Powers. 183 00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:51,630 My father is gone. 184 00:18:52,130 --> 00:18:54,466 Yes, I have heard. Very ironic. 185 00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:58,512 You finally caught me, now you still need me again. 186 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:02,140 Then again, you always need me, right, Mr. Powers? 187 00:19:02,891 --> 00:19:06,228 Remember when I told you, we are not so different you and me? 188 00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:09,523 We are not so different between you and me. 189 00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:13,986 - Look, I've said that. - Very clever. 190 00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:15,862 Where is my father now? 191 00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:19,199 Oh, oh... someone has his father's problem. 192 00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:21,952 No one can be my father from the truth. 193 00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:25,956 - You said my father. - Not. 194 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:28,166 No... 195 00:19:29,876 --> 00:19:31,503 For me this is a father's problem. 196 00:19:34,464 --> 00:19:35,882 He loves me. 197 00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:43,770 It seems that the coronation time isn't the only time Your father disappoints you... 198 00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:50,772 Remember the day at the academy? Think! 199 00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:54,568 That's when graduating. 200 00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:04,578 Yeah, baby, yeah. Did I make you lust, honey? 201 00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:06,622 That's it. Get there a little. 202 00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:14,087 Can you tap the door, man? 203 00:20:14,963 --> 00:20:18,133 - Alright! - We just want to start. 204 00:20:20,427 --> 00:20:24,222 Don't forget, Mr. Powers, about reports of oral sex exams. 205 00:20:24,514 --> 00:20:30,228 When I'm in bridle, it's all oral, and not too... short, baby. 206 00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:33,732 You know, Oral Reports and Exams. 207 00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:45,702 It seems that Master Evil is the main competitor at this year's International Man of Mystery. 208 00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:47,579 She's number one in class. 209 00:20:50,165 --> 00:20:52,668 Hey, everyone, I'm Number 1. 210 00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:56,171 Hello, I'm Number 2. 211 00:20:57,172 --> 00:20:58,548 Senag see you Number 2. 212 00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:02,803 But, now I will be nicknamed the International Man of Mystery this year. 213 00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:18,318 Who throws the cake? Honest? 214 00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:29,204 And now is the time for the biggest award. This year's International Man of Mystery is... 215 00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:33,834 - Austin Powers! - Very good Austin. 216 00:21:47,222 --> 00:21:51,709 It has always been my dream to win this award like my father. 217 00:21:51,768 --> 00:21:52,894 I'm glad he's here. 218 00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:55,230 Stand up and bow your head. 219 00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:03,697 Daddy? 220 00:22:19,546 --> 00:22:22,716 I'm the best quality in class, and I've never been under. 221 00:22:23,634 --> 00:22:25,510 - Here again. - Tell me Mr. Powers. 222 00:22:25,844 --> 00:22:31,975 What did you find in the sailor? Gold Surprise? Maybe? 223 00:22:33,143 --> 00:22:38,857 How can it be... yes... all the sailors and testicles were painted with gold. 224 00:22:39,858 --> 00:22:43,111 Yes, special business cards for this crime brain. 225 00:22:43,403 --> 00:22:44,279 Named with... 226 00:22:46,865 --> 00:22:47,991 Goldmember. 227 00:22:50,869 --> 00:22:52,621 How can I find Goldmember? 228 00:22:54,831 --> 00:22:56,458 Quid pro quo, Mr. Powers. 229 00:22:57,626 --> 00:23:00,128 Yes, squid pro row. 230 00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:05,550 I will give you Goldmember. You give me a permanent prisoner exchange. 231 00:23:06,301 --> 00:23:09,513 So I can be with my dear Mini-Me. 232 00:23:10,055 --> 00:23:14,643 Okay. I will give you an exchange. Now where is Goldmember? 233 00:23:14,935 --> 00:23:16,478 Not 'Where' Mr. Powers, - 234 00:23:17,354 --> 00:23:18,146 - but 'When'. 235 00:23:18,939 --> 00:23:23,735 1975 'Studio 69' Disco. New York City. Corner 69 and 8th. 236 00:23:24,569 --> 00:23:27,489 You leave now, Mr. Powers. Fly away. 237 00:23:36,123 --> 00:23:37,207 I will get it. 238 00:23:44,798 --> 00:23:51,138 With your father hidden in a remote location. Goldmember hiding in 1975. 239 00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:55,058 Our machine has been applied to this car, - 240 00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:56,893 - for time travel to the era of the 70s. 241 00:23:57,060 --> 00:24:03,483 - Smashing, Basil. Car pimps. - Yes, I know it will spark your feelings. 242 00:24:03,942 --> 00:24:06,612 What can I say? See. Coughing... 243 00:24:08,780 --> 00:24:11,658 Here it is, 1975. 244 00:24:12,117 --> 00:24:12,951 Good luck, Austin. 245 00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:16,955 1975, yeah baby, yeah! 246 00:25:39,997 --> 00:25:43,875 Good night, everyone. and welcome to Studio 69. 247 00:25:44,334 --> 00:25:48,297 This is the audience, Goldmember. 248 00:25:58,140 --> 00:26:02,269 Everything, I'm from the Netherlands! Is that weird? 249 00:27:24,977 --> 00:27:27,646 If this isn't Austin Powers. 250 00:27:28,105 --> 00:27:28,689 Sorry? 251 00:27:29,147 --> 00:27:32,109 You have a lot of courage, shake your white ass here. 252 00:27:32,734 --> 00:27:34,027 I can't believe we've met. 253 00:27:35,779 --> 00:27:39,116 This is me Foxxy. Foxxy Cleopatra. 254 00:27:39,616 --> 00:27:41,034 I haven't seen you for a long time. 255 00:27:42,703 --> 00:27:43,453 Stop! 256 00:27:44,079 --> 00:27:46,039 We can't talk to each other. Do you understand? 257 00:27:46,373 --> 00:27:48,125 I use this cat to say. 258 00:27:48,875 --> 00:27:50,544 I understand, it's very smart. 259 00:27:51,295 --> 00:27:52,504 The main thing. 260 00:27:56,008 --> 00:27:59,761 Eight years there is no telephone? Nobody hung Foxxy Cleopatra! 261 00:28:00,095 --> 00:28:01,013 Where are you? 262 00:28:01,597 --> 00:28:06,393 Listen to Foxxy. I just want you to know I never meant to hurt you, baby. 263 00:28:07,603 --> 00:28:14,943 Everything I know is. Mamma only feels honey. But he wants all honeycomb. 264 00:28:16,987 --> 00:28:23,368 - Oh, honeycomb! - You always know to make me smile. 265 00:28:23,827 --> 00:28:27,956 Do you know this is really a blessing, I... What am I doing? 266 00:28:28,081 --> 00:28:30,626 Foxxy, what are you doing in Goldmember? 267 00:28:32,169 --> 00:28:33,003 I'm a secret agent. 268 00:28:33,629 --> 00:28:36,590 About a year ago, my colleague in the office had been killed. 269 00:28:37,341 --> 00:28:40,427 And the Dutchman, Goldmember is the main suspect. 270 00:28:42,971 --> 00:28:44,181 Your father is behind the room - 271 00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:45,557 - under strict supervision. 272 00:28:45,724 --> 00:28:46,391 thank you Foxxy. 273 00:28:46,516 --> 00:28:48,393 Austin, good luck. 274 00:29:06,578 --> 00:29:07,454 Daddy! 275 00:29:07,496 --> 00:29:10,999 Hello kid. I'm defeating these guards. 276 00:29:11,333 --> 00:29:13,627 I'm here to save you. come here fast! 277 00:29:13,794 --> 00:29:18,898 I have a better idea. why don't you save me... approximately seven or eight minutes? 278 00:29:19,591 --> 00:29:20,850 Stop doing that. 279 00:29:20,884 --> 00:29:24,054 I don't want to see me do it. Let's go. 280 00:29:24,346 --> 00:29:27,391 Okay, I'm sorry, girls. I have to... 281 00:29:31,728 --> 00:29:32,938 What's with your neck? 282 00:29:33,105 --> 00:29:37,417 I drank Viagra, then got stuck in my throat and my neck was stiff for 1 hour. 283 00:29:39,653 --> 00:29:44,090 Listen, yeah, if you want to talk about naughty things in front of these American girls. 284 00:29:44,116 --> 00:29:46,609 At least a little use of English. 285 00:29:47,119 --> 00:29:48,745 Alright kid. 286 00:29:48,945 --> 00:29:51,745 I just made love to these beautiful girls 287 00:29:51,745 --> 00:29:52,745 Is that right? 288 00:29:52,745 --> 00:29:56,345 If you are awakened, why don't you try to please yourself? 289 00:29:56,345 --> 00:29:57,145 What, Alone? 290 00:29:57,145 --> 00:29:58,345 Sure. 291 00:29:58,345 --> 00:30:01,145 Remember the krismas dinner with a Scottish girl first? 292 00:30:01,145 --> 00:30:03,145 Oh, the crazy one? 293 00:30:03,145 --> 00:30:06,945 She's the wife of a dancer who lives upstairs. 294 00:30:06,945 --> 00:30:10,645 A lawyer who was a policeman in the truck. 295 00:30:20,193 --> 00:30:21,778 Oh god, that's a good time, kid. 296 00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:36,084 Congratulations datng in 1975, Austin Powers and his father. 297 00:30:37,002 --> 00:30:40,380 Excuse me, when I rotate it makes me sweat. 298 00:30:42,507 --> 00:30:44,134 You know Mr. Powers. 299 00:30:47,304 --> 00:30:49,973 I like gold. 300 00:30:51,016 --> 00:30:55,729 The view, the taste, the smell and the shape... 301 00:30:56,063 --> 00:30:57,272 I really like gold - 302 00:30:57,731 --> 00:30:59,775 - even when I lost my cock - 303 00:30:59,816 --> 00:31:01,944 - at the time of the smelting accident. 304 00:31:02,736 --> 00:31:05,864 That's why my name is... Goldmember. 305 00:31:14,748 --> 00:31:16,625 We both go into fashion, right? 306 00:31:17,834 --> 00:31:19,302 You have a body like a nipple. 307 00:31:19,336 --> 00:31:22,172 Yes, I saw it from your band. 308 00:31:23,006 --> 00:31:25,650 Yes, you are like a tiger nipple! 309 00:31:26,176 --> 00:31:27,928 Do you want (Shmoke) cigarettes and cakes? 310 00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:29,554 What? 311 00:31:29,596 --> 00:31:31,056 Cigarettes and cakes? 312 00:31:31,598 --> 00:31:34,101 You know. flapjack and a cigarette? 313 00:31:34,559 --> 00:31:37,688 Hm? Cigarettes and cakes? Not? 314 00:31:38,272 --> 00:31:39,898 Pipes and Silk? Not? 315 00:31:40,190 --> 00:31:41,108 Bong and blintz? 316 00:31:42,234 --> 00:31:45,028 Oh, there's nothing to please you. 317 00:31:45,445 --> 00:31:46,446 That's not true. 318 00:31:47,406 --> 00:31:50,392 Uh, hello, what do we have here? 319 00:31:50,409 --> 00:31:53,704 This is the skin, huh. Place the dam box. 320 00:31:54,871 --> 00:31:55,831 I'm peeling. 321 00:31:56,290 --> 00:31:58,166 Oh, that's disgusting 322 00:31:58,333 --> 00:32:00,002 Fast, fast, thank you 323 00:32:00,127 --> 00:32:01,169 Take care of myself. 324 00:32:01,461 --> 00:32:03,547 You're crazy Goldmember! 325 00:32:05,257 --> 00:32:07,843 "And that's the way, uh-huh uh-huh, I like it." 326 00:32:08,135 --> 00:32:10,012 K.C. and the Sunshine Band. 327 00:32:10,512 --> 00:32:13,890 Alright, Goldmember. Don't laugh anymore. 328 00:32:14,391 --> 00:32:17,368 There are two things, I can't stand in this world: 329 00:32:17,436 --> 00:32:21,380 People who don't take care of other people's cultures. 330 00:32:21,565 --> 00:32:22,808 And Dutch people. 331 00:32:22,858 --> 00:32:23,525 What? 332 00:32:27,362 --> 00:32:29,531 Bring Austin father. 333 00:32:30,991 --> 00:32:35,712 Dutch haters. And now it's time to say goodbye. 334 00:32:35,746 --> 00:32:37,539 = Command Dr. Evil. 335 00:32:37,831 --> 00:32:41,376 "Which is for you bad news, baby." 336 00:32:41,585 --> 00:32:42,586 Walter Matthau. 337 00:32:42,753 --> 00:32:46,423 Sha-zam! It's up to you Dutch. 338 00:32:46,882 --> 00:32:47,716 Traitor! 339 00:32:49,593 --> 00:32:51,394 Point the weapon at him... 340 00:32:51,428 --> 00:32:52,512 2002! 341 00:32:54,264 --> 00:32:57,684 - They brought my father to the time machine. - What did you say about the machine? 342 00:32:57,726 --> 00:32:58,310 Come on. 343 00:33:00,562 --> 00:33:01,396 This road, baby! 344 00:33:11,823 --> 00:33:13,867 Just about Foxxy, I owe you one. 345 00:33:14,034 --> 00:33:16,245 Austin, I found this in the Goldmember office. 346 00:33:16,411 --> 00:33:19,081 - That's a microfilm maybe a clue. - Hajar. 347 00:33:19,122 --> 00:33:20,290 I want to go to the future with you. 348 00:33:21,041 --> 00:33:24,319 We can catch Goldmember together. I owe my partner. 349 00:33:24,378 --> 00:33:27,005 I have to remind you Foxxy, 2002 is very different. 350 00:33:27,339 --> 00:33:29,800 The future is more ready for me. 351 00:33:30,425 --> 00:33:32,135 Because I'm Foxxy Cleopatra. 352 00:33:32,177 --> 00:33:34,179 And I'm a dream woman! 353 00:33:37,557 --> 00:33:39,476 = 2002, we came! 354 00:33:47,734 --> 00:33:50,937 All visits are limited to five minutes. 355 00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:53,573 Don't spit in the visitor's room. 356 00:33:57,286 --> 00:34:00,247 Herr Doctor. I have some news. 357 00:34:00,956 --> 00:34:01,832 This is your child. 358 00:34:02,666 --> 00:34:07,337 - He wants to take over the family business. - Scotty? 359 00:34:07,879 --> 00:34:11,725 - He started to go bad he started to lose his hair. - I know it's good... 360 00:34:12,134 --> 00:34:14,595 Oh, he just wants to make you proud, Herr Doctor. 361 00:34:15,053 --> 00:34:17,589 After the suma worked hard on the child who did not have the character of his father. 362 00:34:17,681 --> 00:34:22,144 You know. First you're at the pole, then you're in space, then you're in jail. 363 00:34:22,185 --> 00:34:24,271 Don't say he feels in vain. 364 00:34:24,771 --> 00:34:27,274 I was adopted by crazy Belgians. 365 00:34:27,816 --> 00:34:29,109 Are you being adopted? 366 00:34:29,276 --> 00:34:31,736 I never met my parents. 367 00:34:32,029 --> 00:34:33,196 That's an accident in the car. 368 00:34:34,615 --> 00:34:37,417 I was told that it was a beautiful Belgian day. 369 00:34:37,618 --> 00:34:43,106 The smell of cakes and perfume adorns the summer air... until... 370 00:34:44,666 --> 00:34:46,418 My biological mother is burning. 371 00:34:47,002 --> 00:34:49,755 I survived because of the smell of cigarettes - 372 00:34:50,088 --> 00:34:52,883 - forming protection from human assistance. 373 00:34:53,926 --> 00:34:57,220 A Belgian man and his 15-year-old son who love slaves - 374 00:34:57,262 --> 00:35:00,807 - who saw the incident, which was full of blood! 375 00:35:01,183 --> 00:35:06,029 They teach me to be evil. You know, that's an old story. 376 00:35:06,355 --> 00:35:07,064 Ja. 377 00:35:07,356 --> 00:35:09,066 But nothing compares to this. 378 00:35:09,358 --> 00:35:12,569 behind an ugly face, Every night alone... 379 00:35:12,861 --> 00:35:15,697 Daddy is panting, let's go crazy. 380 00:35:33,423 --> 00:35:34,174 Time is up! 381 00:35:34,675 --> 00:35:36,760 When the visit runs out. Out of bounds. 382 00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:38,762 Hands up! 383 00:35:45,269 --> 00:35:46,019 Road! 384 00:35:51,358 --> 00:35:54,069 Hi there. How was your sleep? Good night? 385 00:35:57,239 --> 00:35:59,741 Ladies and gentlemen, listen, everyone. 386 00:36:00,075 --> 00:36:01,201 This is the new plan. 387 00:36:02,494 --> 00:36:04,529 You will start riots. 388 00:36:04,538 --> 00:36:06,790 And we will come out to the door. 389 00:36:10,419 --> 00:36:15,581 Hey man, I know people on guard will make you think more clearly than you. 390 00:36:15,674 --> 00:36:16,425 Really? 391 00:36:17,092 --> 00:36:19,544 So let me put you in this way, 'coz... 392 00:37:42,928 --> 00:37:47,199 Alright, listen! Tonight 8 o'clock you will start riots. 393 00:37:47,557 --> 00:37:49,226 Yes, Dr. Evil! 394 00:37:49,810 --> 00:37:53,230 Attention of all guards. There is ongoing riots. 395 00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:55,315 close all exits! 396 00:37:55,857 --> 00:38:00,070 Attention, Dr. Evil and his clone tried to escape. 397 00:38:00,696 --> 00:38:04,324 All guards report to block A cell immediately... 398 00:38:16,670 --> 00:38:19,631 You are. Good morning, sunshine. 399 00:38:19,798 --> 00:38:20,716 Good morning. 400 00:38:21,300 --> 00:38:22,009 How are you sleeping? 401 00:38:22,926 --> 00:38:24,136 - Great! - Me too. 402 00:38:24,595 --> 00:38:25,887 If these lips can talk. 403 00:38:27,806 --> 00:38:29,099 Oh, hello. 404 00:38:31,101 --> 00:38:33,395 You have the right to stay sexy, baby. 405 00:38:33,437 --> 00:38:35,814 Oh, I wish it was included in the search. 406 00:38:38,108 --> 00:38:39,109 You got a message. 407 00:38:39,568 --> 00:38:41,236 So what did this thing do? 408 00:38:41,945 --> 00:38:43,614 This is called the internet. 409 00:38:43,739 --> 00:38:48,010 It really is a revolution of life and access to important information. 410 00:38:48,035 --> 00:38:49,494 For example, look at this. 411 00:38:58,337 --> 00:39:01,590 - That's important information! - I know it's amazing. 412 00:39:04,384 --> 00:39:09,014 - Oh, Basil, what happened, baby? - Much happens Foxxy. 413 00:39:09,264 --> 00:39:11,058 Dr. Evil escaped. 414 00:39:11,850 --> 00:39:16,730 The good news is that one of our agents has entered the Dr. Evil. 415 00:39:16,889 --> 00:39:20,943 Very good, Basil, we've been trying for a year, to get (Mole = mole) into the nest of Dr. Evil. 416 00:39:20,984 --> 00:39:22,986 - Now we have (Mole = mole). - Yes. 417 00:39:23,612 --> 00:39:25,280 Ah, and here it is. 418 00:39:28,116 --> 00:39:28,909 So, you are... 419 00:39:30,702 --> 00:39:34,414 Mo... mo... mo... 420 00:39:34,456 --> 00:39:38,460 The best agent we have ever met. 421 00:39:38,752 --> 00:39:42,130 Yes, the best agent we have ever met. thanks. 422 00:39:42,881 --> 00:39:44,007 Thank you. 423 00:39:44,967 --> 00:39:46,385 I can't get the exact location. 424 00:39:46,718 --> 00:39:50,347 But I have learned that Dr. Evil has moved to an outdoor nest in Tokyo, Japan. 425 00:39:54,101 --> 00:39:56,561 By the way I realized I had a large mole on my face. 426 00:39:58,063 --> 00:40:04,133 Where? What? Where is the mole? I don't even see it. 427 00:40:05,612 --> 00:40:09,432 I am also aware of the ironic, that I am alone... fix flies. 428 00:40:10,075 --> 00:40:12,027 Nobody wants to connect that relationship. 429 00:40:14,997 --> 00:40:19,084 Anyway... it's great, old boy. Good work. 430 00:40:19,543 --> 00:40:21,295 Happy (to mole you)... meet you! 431 00:40:21,461 --> 00:40:23,922 - Nice to meet you, Mole! Don't say mole. - Stop! 432 00:40:23,964 --> 00:40:25,090 - I said mole. - Stop! 433 00:40:29,469 --> 00:40:30,220 - Bye - Mole! 434 00:40:35,392 --> 00:40:36,101 Mole! 435 00:40:40,522 --> 00:40:41,398 Mole! 436 00:40:41,648 --> 00:40:42,941 Oh, shut up! 437 00:40:45,485 --> 00:40:47,738 Moley, moley, moley, moley, moley! 438 00:41:02,878 --> 00:41:03,962 Increase the periscope. 439 00:41:10,010 --> 00:41:11,136 Ladies and gentlemen. 440 00:41:11,887 --> 00:41:14,697 Welcome to the new submarine nest 441 00:41:16,141 --> 00:41:19,268 Long and hard, and full of Sea People (Semen = Mani Water). 442 00:41:24,191 --> 00:41:25,067 None? 443 00:41:25,108 --> 00:41:25,776 No? 444 00:41:25,817 --> 00:41:27,160 Even a little? 445 00:41:27,986 --> 00:41:28,937 Submarine criminals. 446 00:41:29,029 --> 00:41:35,535 - Dr. Evil, you look like a nipple Yes, like a tiger nipple! Yesh! - Is it true? 447 00:41:35,577 --> 00:41:36,912 Yesh, you're like "macho man". 448 00:41:37,162 --> 00:41:38,455 Village people. 449 00:41:39,289 --> 00:41:40,415 Do you know, Goldmember? 450 00:41:40,457 --> 00:41:43,843 I don't think that should be what friends say to their friends! 451 00:41:43,961 --> 00:41:45,379 Yeah! A little horrible! 452 00:41:46,713 --> 00:41:49,675 Ooh yesh! Yesh yesh! This is the skin! 453 00:41:53,303 --> 00:41:56,890 Okay... you won't put the skin in your mouth, right? 454 00:41:58,475 --> 00:42:00,644 You did it... ok... very real! 455 00:42:02,187 --> 00:42:04,398 Yesh, Salty! Yesh this is delicious! 456 00:42:04,690 --> 00:42:05,857 Ladies and gentlemen. 457 00:42:08,235 --> 00:42:09,194 As we know. 458 00:42:10,112 --> 00:42:12,531 We have designed a "tractorbeam". 459 00:42:12,990 --> 00:42:14,825 With Preparation H. code Very strong to attract a meteor... "Midas 22". 460 00:42:15,617 --> 00:42:20,455 With a clash with Earth, - 461 00:42:20,914 --> 00:42:23,000 - when entering the atmosphere of the Hot Ball Magma. 462 00:42:23,292 --> 00:42:26,670 Which will hit and melt the ice poles, which causes massive flooding. 463 00:42:27,713 --> 00:42:31,674 But it's quite technical with mumbo-jumbonya. 464 00:42:31,758 --> 00:42:33,760 Let me demonstrate it. 465 00:42:34,052 --> 00:42:35,429 Lower the globus. 466 00:42:40,767 --> 00:42:41,727 Lower the global.! 467 00:42:42,144 --> 00:42:44,062 Au, au... 468 00:42:45,105 --> 00:42:47,107 Congratulations you're crazy... - 469 00:42:48,692 --> 00:42:50,777 470 00:42:51,194 --> 00:42:54,781 -you have successfully put me in Jack in the box! 471 00:42:55,240 --> 00:42:57,826 Release, Release! dark .. 472 00:42:58,201 --> 00:42:59,912 I'm fine. 473 00:43:01,246 --> 00:43:02,748 Remove the meteor. 474 00:43:03,081 --> 00:43:04,583 Remove the meteor! 475 00:43:10,297 --> 00:43:11,423 No! 476 00:43:11,548 --> 00:43:13,258 Right in the genitals! 477 00:43:13,425 --> 00:43:14,509 Damn it! 478 00:43:16,386 --> 00:43:17,554 Friend! 479 00:43:18,347 --> 00:43:19,681 Go fuck! 480 00:43:20,140 --> 00:43:24,077 Wait a minute, let me look for my testicles for God's sake! 481 00:43:24,144 --> 00:43:27,731 One, two... and three, okay. I am fine! 482 00:43:28,899 --> 00:43:32,894 Dr. Evil, we still have a luxurious insurance policy. 483 00:43:32,986 --> 00:43:36,823 May I offer you a sexy thing, 484 00:43:37,824 --> 00:43:40,535 Austin Powers Fassia. 485 00:43:41,245 --> 00:43:42,120 What? 486 00:43:42,412 --> 00:43:43,830 Fassia is Dr. Evil. 487 00:43:44,122 --> 00:43:45,123 the Ferder? 488 00:43:46,250 --> 00:43:49,711 - What is ferder? - fassianya! you know, fassia. 489 00:43:50,170 --> 00:43:53,548 Yeah Goldmember, I can't speak strange Dutch. 490 00:43:54,007 --> 00:43:55,300 Okay friend? 491 00:43:55,342 --> 00:43:57,469 Fassia, her father, her father is Fassia. 492 00:43:57,511 --> 00:44:00,847 Oh his father, oh THE FATHER. 493 00:44:01,139 --> 00:44:02,391 Yes, that's just the right accent. 494 00:44:02,724 --> 00:44:03,600 Isn't that strange? 495 00:44:04,142 --> 00:44:05,769 Father, Father. 496 00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:10,357 - Ah, Nigel Powers. - Hello, hello. 497 00:44:14,111 --> 00:44:15,195 Bring him to me! 498 00:44:15,237 --> 00:44:17,406 Relaxing man! 499 00:44:19,116 --> 00:44:21,910 Lower your weapon. Is this your first day of work? 500 00:44:21,952 --> 00:44:25,539 Listen, this is how it is... You attack me once. 501 00:44:25,872 --> 00:44:28,750 And I reply to you with one hit. Okay, start! 502 00:44:29,835 --> 00:44:30,669 Oh, he's great. 503 00:44:32,546 --> 00:44:33,589 Do you know who I am? 504 00:44:34,506 --> 00:44:38,760 Do you know how many people I don't know that I killed in a year? 505 00:44:38,927 --> 00:44:40,887 And look. You don't even have a business card. 506 00:44:41,013 --> 00:44:42,180 You don't have a chance! 507 00:44:42,973 --> 00:44:44,316 Why don't you just drop yourself? 508 00:44:47,728 --> 00:44:51,148 Alright, Dr. Evil gave up, as long as you still have a chance. 509 00:44:53,275 --> 00:44:56,194 Okay, okay. I give up. 510 00:44:56,653 --> 00:45:00,374 Nigel Powers, meet... Mini-Me. 511 00:45:00,407 --> 00:45:02,951 Oh, my goodness. I think I smell cabbage. 512 00:45:04,119 --> 00:45:05,078 Bring him away! 513 00:45:05,996 --> 00:45:09,249 Dr. Evil, can I paint the "yoo-hoo" with gold? 514 00:45:09,958 --> 00:45:11,543 That's my favorite, you know 515 00:45:18,133 --> 00:45:21,645 How about, No, you basic, unclean Dutch Crazy! 516 00:45:23,805 --> 00:45:28,793 Member Attention. this is a healthy week. don't forget to check your body. Dr. Evil. 517 00:45:33,065 --> 00:45:35,275 I think it's really embarrassing the way they take care of you. 518 00:45:36,068 --> 00:45:38,970 Just because you're 1 in 8 meters in size. 519 00:45:38,987 --> 00:45:41,657 Doesn't mean you have the right to get 1 of their 8 honors. 520 00:45:44,826 --> 00:45:47,996 Little friend. I want to know. 521 00:45:49,539 --> 00:45:52,751 Are all of them comparable? 522 00:45:54,294 --> 00:45:55,545 You have dangling items, - 523 00:45:55,587 --> 00:45:57,214 Two testicles. 524 00:46:00,676 --> 00:46:02,594 Yeah, don't be shy, let's see. 525 00:46:08,809 --> 00:46:11,395 God! You have three branches. 526 00:46:13,814 --> 00:46:18,184 What did you feed him? It's like the hand of a baby holding an apple. 527 00:46:19,236 --> 00:46:21,730 The good news. if you are tired. 528 00:46:21,822 --> 00:46:23,582 You can use it as a driver. 529 00:46:28,829 --> 00:46:32,757 I think we are together to know who is the brain behind this operation. 530 00:46:47,973 --> 00:46:50,434 Tokyo, a go go, baby, yeah! 531 00:46:52,978 --> 00:46:54,187 What's impressive, Basil? 532 00:46:54,229 --> 00:46:55,939 Many are impressive, Foxxy. 533 00:46:56,565 --> 00:46:57,316 Austin? 534 00:46:57,357 --> 00:47:01,737 one of the members of Dr. Evil has been placed at the Asahi Sumo Arena. 535 00:47:01,778 --> 00:47:04,698 - That's where it is right away. - thank you, Basil. 536 00:47:11,455 --> 00:47:15,834 Ah, Jesus Christ, this diaper makes my testicles rub. 537 00:47:16,335 --> 00:47:18,337 This starts fiery! 538 00:47:19,379 --> 00:47:20,756 That's Fat Bastard! 539 00:47:37,564 --> 00:47:39,608 Do you know my favorite Helen Hunt movie? 540 00:47:40,108 --> 00:47:40,901 TWISTER! 541 00:47:53,247 --> 00:47:55,249 - That's not true. - Right. 542 00:47:55,707 --> 00:47:59,253 Are we done here? I have to do something. 543 00:48:01,672 --> 00:48:04,466 Wait. Something went wrong. 544 00:48:05,217 --> 00:48:07,094 And I think it's Fat Bastard. 545 00:48:25,487 --> 00:48:26,488 Are you okay, Austin? 546 00:48:26,530 --> 00:48:28,156 I'm fine, baby... 547 00:48:31,368 --> 00:48:33,287 I don't eat corn! 548 00:48:49,094 --> 00:48:52,472 Hey diaper! this is my diaper. 549 00:48:54,391 --> 00:48:56,560 I think I have to replace it soon. 550 00:49:00,105 --> 00:49:02,065 I leave a rose for you. 551 00:49:11,825 --> 00:49:14,411 You really are a fat bastard! 552 00:49:14,578 --> 00:49:17,831 You know, it hurts my heart. I have tried a diet. 553 00:49:18,290 --> 00:49:21,001 Zoan. Road people are enemies. 554 00:49:24,671 --> 00:49:28,592 Oh... who is your friend? 555 00:49:30,052 --> 00:49:32,179 Oh, I want to ride this girl. 556 00:49:33,513 --> 00:49:34,848 Did you find me sexy? 557 00:49:36,141 --> 00:49:38,018 Look at my chest! 558 00:49:38,977 --> 00:49:39,937 Shut your mouth! 559 00:49:42,940 --> 00:49:44,233 Alright, Enough! 560 00:49:44,858 --> 00:49:48,362 - Okay, I give up, put this down, you want? - Okay. 561 00:49:53,992 --> 00:49:54,993 Come here, you! 562 00:49:55,953 --> 00:49:58,538 Oh, my chest! 563 00:49:59,122 --> 00:50:00,791 You give me a nipple! 564 00:50:06,255 --> 00:50:07,673 I caught you now! 565 00:50:09,383 --> 00:50:10,634 Come here, you! 566 00:50:17,057 --> 00:50:21,144 Get ready for a great wire fight! 567 00:50:22,062 --> 00:50:25,774 I hope my wire team will be ready! 568 00:50:45,210 --> 00:50:49,323 Oh, great, isn't this great? 569 00:50:49,881 --> 00:50:51,341 One of my wires broke. 570 00:50:58,974 --> 00:51:00,183 You're arrested, baby! 571 00:51:02,894 --> 00:51:07,131 Okay, Fat Bastard, who are the Japanese people you exchange with? 572 00:51:07,399 --> 00:51:10,569 Alright. his name is Roboto. 573 00:51:11,153 --> 00:51:13,363 He's the owner of Roboto Industries. 574 00:51:13,822 --> 00:51:17,993 He designed a strange plane for Dr. Evil... I don't know... 575 00:51:18,285 --> 00:51:19,620 - The tractorbeam. - The tractorbeam. 576 00:51:19,953 --> 00:51:20,704 That's it. 577 00:51:20,996 --> 00:51:24,166 Listen, do you think crime can be paid? 578 00:51:24,917 --> 00:51:27,461 Well, to be honest, I have tried to leave it. 579 00:51:28,378 --> 00:51:31,506 I really do this sumo seriously. 580 00:51:32,674 --> 00:51:35,543 But when you're overweight when you're little. 581 00:51:35,928 --> 00:51:38,847 when people demand perfection. 582 00:51:40,557 --> 00:51:44,686 Like your true sense, wrong, good and evil. 583 00:51:46,730 --> 00:51:49,841 We will always be tragically sad. 584 00:51:55,572 --> 00:51:57,574 Have you just polluted yourself? 585 00:51:58,325 --> 00:51:59,368 Maybe. 586 00:52:00,661 --> 00:52:04,039 That sounds a little wet, right in the end, uhh... 587 00:52:04,915 --> 00:52:05,958 Let's smell it. 588 00:52:06,959 --> 00:52:09,002 Spread, spread 589 00:52:09,044 --> 00:52:12,130 Everyone likes their own type, right? This is Magic. 590 00:52:12,881 --> 00:52:14,174 Try analysis. 591 00:52:15,259 --> 00:52:17,386 It smells like carrots and throws. 592 00:52:18,345 --> 00:52:20,097 There must be lots of maggots! 593 00:52:20,264 --> 00:52:24,518 It smells like sick animals and carcasses. 594 00:52:25,852 --> 00:52:28,480 Even the smell smells really bad! 595 00:52:29,106 --> 00:52:30,983 When you go to the apartment building, - 596 00:52:31,441 --> 00:52:33,944 - and you smell the cuisine of people in his room, - 597 00:52:33,986 --> 00:52:35,404 - and you ask: "What are they cooking?" 598 00:52:35,571 --> 00:52:37,239 That added nonsense...! 599 00:52:45,372 --> 00:52:48,542 - Hey pa! - Hey Scotty! How are you, kid... 600 00:52:50,919 --> 00:52:51,962 I have a present for you. 601 00:52:52,421 --> 00:52:53,297 Really? 602 00:52:53,839 --> 00:52:54,590 Open the tank. 603 00:52:54,756 --> 00:52:55,549 Open the tank. 604 00:53:02,806 --> 00:53:06,951 Is that a shark with a sticky laser on its head? 605 00:53:11,106 --> 00:53:12,024 Cool! 606 00:53:12,482 --> 00:53:17,445 This means I really have a terrible shark with a terrible laser sticking on his head? 607 00:53:17,821 --> 00:53:20,348 You are the best bad boy the evil father has ever sought. 608 00:53:23,660 --> 00:53:24,494 I love you, yeah. 609 00:53:28,332 --> 00:53:29,333 I love you, kid Start the time... 610 00:53:31,209 --> 00:53:31,877 Scotty! Come here. 611 00:53:32,669 --> 00:53:34,671 Sit next to daddy! 612 00:53:36,131 --> 00:53:38,133 Mini-Me, slide your chair. 613 00:53:40,761 --> 00:53:44,264 That is the strength of the struggle. 614 00:53:47,559 --> 00:53:48,602 Scotty in action! 615 00:53:54,483 --> 00:53:56,276 Alright, start tightening here. 616 00:53:58,570 --> 00:54:00,364 Everything's out, come on! 617 00:54:00,530 --> 00:54:02,491 Not you, Scotty. 618 00:54:03,075 --> 00:54:03,825 Not you, Number 2. 619 00:54:04,034 --> 00:54:04,868 620 00:54:05,035 --> 00:54:05,661 Not you, Frau. 621 00:54:05,702 --> 00:54:06,620 Not you, Goldmember. 622 00:54:07,037 --> 00:54:08,330 Not you guys back here. 623 00:54:08,664 --> 00:54:10,332 Not you, the sailor who holds the wrench. 624 00:54:10,999 --> 00:54:15,178 It's not you sailors who are turning a button as if they are doing something. 625 00:54:28,016 --> 00:54:29,309 This isn't comfortable! 626 00:54:30,435 --> 00:54:32,104 The little one can't imagine. 627 00:54:34,064 --> 00:54:36,233 He doesn't understand, He's small. 628 00:54:54,459 --> 00:54:56,378 Hello Foxxy. Austin. 629 00:54:56,545 --> 00:55:00,081 We have confirmed what Fat Bastard told you about Roboto is true. 630 00:55:00,173 --> 00:55:03,302 He has been hired by Dr. Evil to medirikan Preparation H. 631 00:55:04,052 --> 00:55:07,931 So Roboto has the technology to make the Goldmember tractorbeam. 632 00:55:07,931 --> 00:55:09,933 Which means Roboto will guide us to Goldmember. 633 00:55:09,975 --> 00:55:12,360 Which means Goldmember will guide us to my father. 634 00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:22,360 I'm president of Roboto Industry. 635 00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:24,860 My name is Mr. Roboto 636 00:55:25,060 --> 00:55:27,860 Thank you Mr.Roboto. 637 00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:33,360 Thank you for wanting to meet us without notice. 638 00:55:33,916 --> 00:55:36,143 - Do you speak Japanese? - A little. 639 00:55:36,168 --> 00:55:39,171 You might be a linguist, but I'm an expert in debates. 640 00:55:42,758 --> 00:55:44,760 I'm looking for my father. He was kidnapped. 641 00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:49,460 Please eat (Shit = Tahi) 642 00:55:50,349 --> 00:55:51,767 What do you eat? 643 00:55:52,392 --> 00:55:58,023 Wait, he said: "Please eat (Shitake mushrooms = Japanese food)." 644 00:55:58,690 --> 00:56:09,043 Tell me. What do you know about... where's my father... right... 645 00:56:15,582 --> 00:56:17,501 Your ass (ass) is happy ?? 646 00:56:17,960 --> 00:56:19,253 No! 647 00:56:21,546 --> 00:56:24,883 He said: "Your job is not a fun thing". 648 00:56:25,783 --> 00:56:28,983 I have a big penis (rod = 5 meters in size) 649 00:56:29,179 --> 00:56:30,806 Brash mouth. 650 00:56:31,006 --> 00:56:34,006 I have a big problem with (Rodent = binatnag hardener) 651 00:56:37,104 --> 00:56:40,274 Yes, change the topic, thank you. 652 00:56:40,566 --> 00:56:42,359 Why don't I speak English? 653 00:56:44,069 --> 00:56:45,862 That's a good idea, right? 654 00:56:46,238 --> 00:56:51,890 That's why I don't want to lose reading the subtitles that make you talk dirty. 655 00:56:51,910 --> 00:56:54,788 I'm sorry about your father. But I can't help you. 656 00:56:56,832 --> 00:56:57,499 I'm sorry. 657 00:56:57,958 --> 00:56:58,834 I have an appointment. 658 00:57:05,132 --> 00:57:06,008 By the way... 659 00:57:06,208 --> 00:57:09,308 I do have a 5 meter penis I hope... 660 00:57:09,508 --> 00:57:11,408 661 00:57:11,888 --> 00:57:13,848 Mr. Roboto lied to us. 662 00:57:13,932 --> 00:57:15,142 Tell me something I don't know. 663 00:57:15,183 --> 00:57:17,060 I once smelled a horse's bad breath. 664 00:57:17,102 --> 00:57:19,187 - What did you say? - That's something you don't know. 665 00:57:19,187 --> 00:57:22,315 My senses tell me that my father is still in this building... 666 00:57:22,399 --> 00:57:25,135 You still look around. I will sneak up. 667 00:57:27,835 --> 00:57:30,335 Austin Power is in this place. 668 00:57:33,835 --> 00:57:36,435 Keep an eye on Austin Power. 669 00:59:19,835 --> 00:59:23,135 Come here and see this. 670 00:59:29,135 --> 00:59:33,235 What did it do what I thought? 671 00:59:36,033 --> 00:59:36,867 Sha-zam! 672 00:59:38,076 --> 00:59:38,785 Come on, baby. 673 00:59:44,625 --> 00:59:46,043 That's Goldmember and Roboto. 674 00:59:46,084 --> 00:59:50,297 Yesh. very impressive putting Preparation H into my car. 675 00:59:54,593 --> 00:59:56,511 You need this to ring the tractorbeam. 676 00:59:56,929 --> 00:59:57,930 This is the key to gold. 677 01:00:00,891 --> 01:00:01,642 People know. 678 01:00:02,434 --> 01:00:03,143 Let's split up. 679 01:00:08,982 --> 01:00:10,067 Hands up, Goldmember! 680 01:00:10,359 --> 01:00:11,485 It's payback time. 681 01:00:12,986 --> 01:00:14,238 You can kill me. 682 01:00:14,279 --> 01:00:18,033 But what happened to Austin Powers' father? 683 01:00:26,750 --> 01:00:27,584 Daddy! 684 01:00:27,626 --> 01:00:31,129 He will experience smelting. 685 01:00:40,722 --> 01:00:43,183 Don't worry! I will save you. 686 01:00:44,226 --> 01:00:47,563 Can I tell you, the last time you got into a trap. 687 01:00:47,729 --> 01:00:50,190 Now you're trying to save me, even stopping Goldmember. 688 01:00:50,232 --> 01:00:52,818 Really, I won't let Goldmember run away! 689 01:00:53,402 --> 01:00:55,112 Austin, Goldmember is running away. 690 01:01:01,618 --> 01:01:04,871 Hello, hello, are you going to introduce Austin? 691 01:01:05,581 --> 01:01:06,331 Foxxy, this is... 692 01:01:06,373 --> 01:01:07,874 Powers. Nigel Powers. 693 01:01:08,917 --> 01:01:10,752 Are you using Eau de Fleuratia perfume? 694 01:01:11,044 --> 01:01:11,795 Yes. 695 01:01:12,629 --> 01:01:14,006 This is how a woman should smell. 696 01:01:14,756 --> 01:01:16,258 Especially the ones as beautiful as you. 697 01:01:16,592 --> 01:01:21,270 My my... even at the end of death you still maintain your reputation. 698 01:01:23,390 --> 01:01:24,224 Perfect! 699 01:01:28,896 --> 01:01:29,938 I have an idea. 700 01:01:35,277 --> 01:01:36,820 Your car is small. 701 01:01:36,945 --> 01:01:38,030 It's not a matter of size. 702 01:01:38,780 --> 01:01:39,865 but how do you drive it? 703 01:02:03,430 --> 01:02:05,349 I've found my way out, that's great. 704 01:02:05,599 --> 01:02:07,309 What? I saved you! 705 01:02:07,351 --> 01:02:07,768 Listen. 706 01:02:07,809 --> 01:02:08,894 Do your job! 707 01:02:08,936 --> 01:02:10,103 Oh, you're welcome. 708 01:02:10,145 --> 01:02:11,813 Shut up and spin! 709 01:02:40,384 --> 01:02:43,178 Run away! it's Godzilla! 710 01:02:43,220 --> 01:02:44,388 It's like Godzilla. 711 01:02:44,429 --> 01:02:46,765 But based on legal copyright it is not. 712 01:02:47,099 --> 01:02:49,309 We have to keep running, it's like Godzilla! 713 01:02:49,726 --> 01:02:50,352 Although it's not. 714 01:02:56,525 --> 01:02:57,401 That's Goldmember. 715 01:03:04,491 --> 01:03:08,203 Greater-greater one -iner, this is Goldie-van. replace it. 716 01:03:08,537 --> 01:03:12,332 10-4 there, Goldie-van is Rubber, where is your location? Replace it. 717 01:03:12,833 --> 01:03:18,672 I brought Preparation H back and smoky. in my door barrel... Viva las convoy. Replace it. 718 01:03:19,089 --> 01:03:22,426 Yee-haa. Understood you monkey bitch. 719 01:03:23,635 --> 01:03:27,514 Open the Rubber width, I enter your mouth now. Replace it. 720 01:03:35,314 --> 01:03:37,107 Good, Goldmember ran away. 721 01:03:37,691 --> 01:03:38,233 What now? 722 01:03:38,525 --> 01:03:41,612 I think this is clear, we have to go into Dr.'s nest Evil by force. 723 01:03:41,653 --> 01:03:43,864 - You can be my backup, kid. - Reserve? 724 01:03:44,323 --> 01:03:45,866 This is a fair decision. 725 01:03:46,283 --> 01:03:48,577 Do you think Dr. Evil expecting an attack? 726 01:03:48,619 --> 01:03:50,329 We should go to the nest... 727 01:03:50,662 --> 01:03:53,248 That's not my first show, Koboy. 728 01:03:53,415 --> 01:03:57,127 We need soldiers, diving equipment. 729 01:03:57,544 --> 01:03:59,129 I don't like using equipment. 730 01:04:00,047 --> 01:04:02,215 Outside the room, thank you... 731 01:04:06,428 --> 01:04:09,556 I feel cold has damaged your brain. 732 01:04:10,641 --> 01:04:12,476 Really? And how do you know? 733 01:04:13,185 --> 01:04:18,523 This is the longest time we've ever spent together, since...! 734 01:04:18,607 --> 01:04:19,900 What are you saying, kid? 735 01:04:21,068 --> 01:04:23,828 Do boys learn to drive cars with machines? 736 01:04:23,987 --> 01:04:25,989 Or a helicopter that can attack suddenly? 737 01:04:27,199 --> 01:04:29,243 How about the Swedish girl, Helga? 738 01:04:30,619 --> 01:04:31,954 Oh, yes, Helga! 739 01:04:31,995 --> 01:04:33,747 Say "I don't rent it for cooking!" 740 01:04:35,374 --> 01:04:37,167 He stayed, until you were 24 years old. 741 01:04:39,044 --> 01:04:40,620 We're a pair, you and me. 742 01:04:40,671 --> 01:04:41,922 I don't need a friend. 743 01:04:42,631 --> 01:04:43,924 I need a father. 744 01:04:44,883 --> 01:04:47,052 I have risked my life trying to save you. 745 01:04:47,094 --> 01:04:49,471 And you still don't give me respect. 746 01:04:49,763 --> 01:04:51,640 Respect? Come on 747 01:04:51,974 --> 01:04:54,309 If you have a problem, this is the problem. 748 01:05:02,067 --> 01:05:04,486 That's not funny. 749 01:05:05,112 --> 01:05:08,323 I think we better separate? 750 01:05:10,492 --> 01:05:11,451 Good. 751 01:05:14,955 --> 01:05:15,998 Good. 752 01:05:27,634 --> 01:05:30,846 I have been assigned to welcome you to the Minister of Defense. 753 01:05:31,013 --> 01:05:34,249 I have a letter from my personal leader thanking you for changing parties. 754 01:05:41,106 --> 01:05:45,693 I can't wait to tell Austin of your inheritance to Dr.Evil. 755 01:05:49,865 --> 01:05:51,158 Oh. Hello Basil. 756 01:05:51,909 --> 01:05:53,243 Yes, Austin should be here in one second. 757 01:05:55,370 --> 01:05:57,472 Yes, I'm in an Austin hotel room now. 758 01:06:06,298 --> 01:06:07,299 Murder! 759 01:06:11,345 --> 01:06:12,638 Trying to kill me huh? 760 01:06:16,058 --> 01:06:17,809 Oh. Do you want to be friends, huh? 761 01:06:19,478 --> 01:06:20,604 Wait a minute... 762 01:06:25,275 --> 01:06:26,818 I won't be fooled again! 763 01:06:36,662 --> 01:06:38,871 But, at least he didn't say it. 764 01:06:38,914 --> 01:06:40,082 Yes, I know he can't talk. 765 01:06:41,583 --> 01:06:43,418 I think Dr. Evil treated him badly. 766 01:06:43,460 --> 01:06:46,003 And that's why he decided to help us. 767 01:06:51,385 --> 01:06:52,928 Come here, you little girl. 768 01:06:59,017 --> 01:07:02,511 Oh, yes. I'm sure Austin and Mini-Me will get along well. 769 01:07:03,397 --> 01:07:07,707 I guarantee nothing will happen with the Mini-Me in my attention. 770 01:07:10,779 --> 01:07:13,031 Come here, you little, 771 01:07:17,953 --> 01:07:19,246 Oh, I think he and Austin will unite - 772 01:07:19,288 --> 01:07:22,848 - in his commitment in the mission to dismiss Dr. Evil. 773 01:07:27,421 --> 01:07:29,164 Austin. There you are. 774 01:07:29,256 --> 01:07:30,940 I'll tell you good news. 775 01:07:35,137 --> 01:07:36,013 Mini-Me has... 776 01:07:37,890 --> 01:07:38,640 - switching parties. 777 01:07:42,769 --> 01:07:44,146 Sorry about that, old boy. 778 01:07:47,065 --> 01:07:47,983 Welcome. 779 01:07:49,735 --> 01:07:51,594 My mistake (Mole-stake / Mistake). 780 01:07:51,612 --> 01:07:52,237 What is that? 781 01:07:53,405 --> 01:07:55,490 Listen. just remove it from your system. 782 01:07:55,532 --> 01:07:57,284 - No, I'm fine. - I confirm. 783 01:07:57,326 --> 01:07:58,660 We can work together better if you... 784 01:07:58,702 --> 01:07:59,453 Mole! 785 01:07:59,494 --> 01:08:00,621 Bloody moles! 786 01:08:00,662 --> 01:08:02,497 We should not talk about Bloody Tahi lalt, - 787 01:08:02,539 --> 01:08:04,933 - but there is a mole that blinks in front of me! 788 01:08:05,000 --> 01:08:06,752 I will hit it, and cut it. 789 01:08:06,793 --> 01:08:08,670 And will make some guacamole! 790 01:08:11,256 --> 01:08:12,174 - Already? - Yeah. 791 01:08:27,814 --> 01:08:30,992 So you decided to join us, huh, Mini-Me? 792 01:08:31,318 --> 01:08:33,653 And welcome to the good side, my little brother... 793 01:08:33,654 --> 01:08:35,905 And thank you for the map of the submarine Dr. Evil. 794 01:08:38,158 --> 01:08:38,951 What is this? 795 01:08:38,992 --> 01:08:41,828 It says: "Dr. Evil's tractorbeam is finished" - 796 01:08:41,870 --> 01:08:45,323 - "there's no time. Dr. Evil has to pay for it!" 797 01:08:49,836 --> 01:08:50,963 "You're very beautiful." 798 01:08:51,838 --> 01:08:53,423 "Are you cloning an angel?" 799 01:08:54,466 --> 01:08:56,468 That's really sweet! 800 01:08:56,969 --> 01:08:59,462 But not my little man, I'm not an angel clone. 801 01:09:01,723 --> 01:09:03,934 "Are you sure there's nothing at all?" 802 01:09:05,394 --> 01:09:06,186 Yeah I'm sure. 803 01:09:06,937 --> 01:09:07,771 "Do you want...?" 804 01:09:11,858 --> 01:09:12,985 Damn it! 805 01:09:13,986 --> 01:09:15,320 That's not funny. 806 01:09:16,989 --> 01:09:18,699 Okay, everyone is ready to dive. 807 01:09:18,991 --> 01:09:20,993 This car is also a submarine. 808 01:09:36,883 --> 01:09:38,760 Connect me to the World Organization. 809 01:09:41,638 --> 01:09:42,764 What is this, Dr. Evil? 810 01:09:43,056 --> 01:09:48,261 Ladies and gentlemen. in an hour the meteor will hit the earth and cause massive flooding. 811 01:09:48,270 --> 01:09:50,731 Unless you pay me. 812 01:09:52,566 --> 01:09:59,281 1 billion-gezillion-fefillion...- 813 01:09:59,948 --> 01:10:02,159 - million... yen. 814 01:10:02,326 --> 01:10:03,452 I think you're bragging. 815 01:10:04,286 --> 01:10:08,089 Maybe you want to see the demonstration? Number 2 key. 816 01:10:30,145 --> 01:10:32,272 Sir, Dr. Evil doesn't brag. 817 01:10:32,564 --> 01:10:34,316 One of our satellites was thrown from orbit. 818 01:10:34,650 --> 01:10:35,275 Which one? 819 01:10:35,567 --> 01:10:36,944 Which looks like a pair... 820 01:10:36,985 --> 01:10:40,405 Watermelon! Large watermelon 821 01:10:40,864 --> 01:10:42,324 Is it tasty and sweet? 822 01:10:43,033 --> 01:10:44,034 What do you think? 823 01:10:44,785 --> 01:10:45,619 Look at that! 824 01:10:45,869 --> 01:10:47,412 That looks like a big package... 825 01:10:49,539 --> 01:10:52,000 Hey, A and N you're late... 826 01:10:53,418 --> 01:10:58,131 Come on Titans! Look at This reminds me of... 827 01:10:58,548 --> 01:10:59,383 Stupid! 828 01:11:00,092 --> 01:11:00,884 Stupid, Ozzy? 829 01:11:01,176 --> 01:11:04,012 This film makes us like ***** stupid! 830 01:11:04,638 --> 01:11:05,681 what do you mean, yeah? 831 01:11:05,847 --> 01:11:09,851 They use the same ******* joke, in the last Austin Powers movie. 832 01:11:10,352 --> 01:11:11,728 What ***? 833 01:11:12,062 --> 01:11:15,524 You know, joke ******* about long smooth rockets that look like...... 834 01:11:15,566 --> 01:11:16,108 Johnson! 835 01:11:17,025 --> 01:11:18,569 - Yes, sir? - Is there a sign from the satellite? 836 01:11:19,486 --> 01:11:20,946 No, sir. It's gone. 837 01:11:21,280 --> 01:11:24,116 Ladies and gentlemen, you have my request, peace! 838 01:11:59,568 --> 01:12:02,821 Cool dear, you look very changed. 839 01:12:03,572 --> 01:12:04,573 Thank you, Austin. 840 01:12:08,452 --> 01:12:11,538 Don't Mini-Me! Stop! Naughty! Do not! 841 01:12:14,291 --> 01:12:16,877 Dr. Evil. with the lights of the device's success. 842 01:12:17,169 --> 01:12:19,504 based on Japanese customs, I get a bonus. 843 01:12:21,173 --> 01:12:22,174 Bonus? 844 01:12:22,841 --> 01:12:24,509 That's good. Yeah. 845 01:12:26,094 --> 01:12:27,554 Throw me a bonus here! 846 01:12:31,433 --> 01:12:34,061 I've never laughed since I was little, thank you! 847 01:12:35,729 --> 01:12:37,731 Oh, you're not kidding... 848 01:12:38,357 --> 01:12:40,567 No! If you don't give me a bonus... 849 01:12:40,609 --> 01:12:42,653 - Hey guys! - Hey Scotty, how are you, sport? 850 01:12:51,036 --> 01:12:52,829 - Why don't you let me handle this? - Okay. 851 01:13:05,884 --> 01:13:06,969 That is a crime of laughter. 852 01:13:10,264 --> 01:13:10,889 Scotty! 853 01:13:12,182 --> 01:13:13,267 Scotty! 854 01:13:15,018 --> 01:13:17,813 Scotty. it decreases the degree. 855 01:13:20,482 --> 01:13:21,441 That's a little horrible. 856 01:13:22,067 --> 01:13:22,693 Let's go. 857 01:13:28,031 --> 01:13:30,116 We need to disguise. 858 01:13:30,909 --> 01:13:33,086 There is only one uniform 859 01:13:33,370 --> 01:13:35,955 One of us must be on the other shoulder. 860 01:13:49,386 --> 01:13:50,554 Hey, how are you doing, friend? 861 01:13:50,596 --> 01:13:51,555 Nice to meet. 862 01:13:52,431 --> 01:13:54,224 Yeah, yeah... hi! 863 01:13:59,563 --> 01:14:00,689 Hello. You ok? 864 01:14:01,023 --> 01:14:02,941 Yes, that's a good hat, very good. 865 01:14:05,110 --> 01:14:06,320 Come on Mini-Me, let's go. 866 01:14:08,405 --> 01:14:09,990 Wait a minute, sir. 867 01:14:13,160 --> 01:14:15,162 Do you think you can run away from this? 868 01:14:16,580 --> 01:14:18,165 Actually, yes. 869 01:14:18,790 --> 01:14:20,876 Every new member must be examined. 870 01:14:21,835 --> 01:14:23,003 Come here, sailor. 871 01:14:23,795 --> 01:14:25,923 I need your urine sample. 872 01:14:28,550 --> 01:14:29,468 Okay. 873 01:14:37,059 --> 01:14:37,935 Alright. 874 01:14:55,369 --> 01:14:56,078 Hello. 875 01:15:03,043 --> 01:15:04,544 And, this is ida. 876 01:15:12,636 --> 01:15:13,637 - Great. - Yes. 877 01:15:15,556 --> 01:15:20,769 Alright. Go behind the veil and take off your shirt. 878 01:15:21,562 --> 01:15:23,689 Alright, I'll be behind the veil. 879 01:15:25,732 --> 01:15:27,442 What's there. 880 01:15:32,197 --> 01:15:33,407 Right behind the veil. 881 01:15:38,495 --> 01:15:40,289 Come on, hurry up the map... 882 01:15:41,206 --> 01:15:42,165 Okay, what's on the map. 883 01:15:45,294 --> 01:15:47,254 I need to sample your urine. 884 01:15:48,088 --> 01:15:49,631 Which way to the main room? 885 01:16:08,483 --> 01:16:11,111 Okay. Certain. 886 01:16:23,415 --> 01:16:24,333 Permisis, doctor? 887 01:16:24,791 --> 01:16:26,126 Are you embarrassed when seen? 888 01:16:34,843 --> 01:16:37,304 Mini-Me, our shadow, we show shadows. 889 01:16:37,471 --> 01:16:38,347 What's wrong, sailor? 890 01:16:39,473 --> 01:16:40,807 You have to check that person! 891 01:16:47,731 --> 01:16:49,149 What happened here? 892 01:16:52,569 --> 01:16:53,111 Hands up. 893 01:16:55,948 --> 01:16:57,282 Did you hear? Raise your hands.! 894 01:17:11,713 --> 01:17:12,506 Follow me! 895 01:17:12,839 --> 01:17:13,924 Mini-Me, map. go! 896 01:17:17,135 --> 01:17:18,804 Okay, I give up. 897 01:17:30,732 --> 01:17:32,234 Are you okay, little man? 898 01:17:36,697 --> 01:17:37,364 Good! 899 01:17:54,881 --> 01:17:56,174 Mr. Powers. 900 01:17:56,967 --> 01:18:02,138 Before I kill you. Maybe you want to see my genius plan. 901 01:18:04,224 --> 01:18:05,225 The key is... 902 01:18:09,730 --> 01:18:12,649 What is it? Who? How? Where? 903 01:18:15,360 --> 01:18:16,194 Looking for this? 904 01:18:19,156 --> 01:18:19,990 Mini-Me? 905 01:18:20,324 --> 01:18:22,718 All right, everyone, throw your weapons... 906 01:18:22,784 --> 01:18:24,995 Because Foxxy Cleopatra is on board. 907 01:18:25,329 --> 01:18:27,956 Hajar, Foxxy! Yeah! 908 01:18:33,211 --> 01:18:34,421 Alright, Dr. Evil. 909 01:18:35,213 --> 01:18:36,924 Finally it ends here. 910 01:18:38,342 --> 01:18:41,595 You, me and the gun. 911 01:18:44,556 --> 01:18:46,016 What are you going to do now, Austin? 912 01:18:48,810 --> 01:18:49,686 Daddy? 913 01:18:50,604 --> 01:18:52,022 What are you doing here? 914 01:18:53,148 --> 01:18:55,609 I have to finish it all... 915 01:18:57,861 --> 01:18:59,279 I'm afraid you can't do it. 916 01:19:00,781 --> 01:19:02,199 I have to protect my child. 917 01:19:02,741 --> 01:19:03,867 Well, I'm fine. 918 01:19:04,868 --> 01:19:06,119 I'm not talking about you. 919 01:19:07,871 --> 01:19:09,998 I'm talking about... him. 920 01:19:14,002 --> 01:19:14,795 What? 921 01:19:15,921 --> 01:19:17,547 Dr. Evil is not your child. 922 01:19:17,673 --> 01:19:18,590 I'm your child. 923 01:19:19,675 --> 01:19:23,463 You two are my children... 924 01:19:23,512 --> 01:19:24,471 What? 925 01:19:25,389 --> 01:19:28,308 That's our first family vacation... 926 01:19:29,601 --> 01:19:31,970 I just finished one case. 927 01:19:32,020 --> 01:19:34,397 Your mother took you to Belgium. 928 01:19:37,859 --> 01:19:39,027 I stopped to urinate. 929 01:19:39,903 --> 01:19:41,112 When the car is... 930 01:19:51,915 --> 01:19:56,003 But, but my parents died in the accident. 931 01:19:56,461 --> 01:19:58,471 it's not an accident. 932 01:19:58,964 --> 01:20:01,191 That was an attempted murder. 933 01:20:01,466 --> 01:20:03,176 I think it's only Austin who survived I should have told you the truth. 934 01:20:04,011 --> 01:20:06,229 But that Belgian makes you very... Evil. 935 01:20:06,263 --> 01:20:10,217 Of course, they share the border with the Dutch... 936 01:20:11,768 --> 01:20:15,630 A very interesting story, Mr. Powers. 937 01:20:16,565 --> 01:20:19,401 Of course, I have to wait until I see all the facts. 938 01:20:20,402 --> 01:20:23,363 Daddy! 939 01:20:23,780 --> 01:20:24,865 Daddy is here, Ducky. 940 01:20:28,619 --> 01:20:29,369 Ducky, Ducky? 941 01:20:30,913 --> 01:20:32,706 Remember Ducky, Ducky...? 942 01:20:32,873 --> 01:20:34,133 Well, what happened? 943 01:20:34,166 --> 01:20:35,792 944 01:20:39,880 --> 01:20:41,214 What will you do Austin? 945 01:20:55,229 --> 01:20:56,146 Austin! 946 01:20:56,939 --> 01:20:58,815 Are you sure you believe in, Dr. Evil? 947 01:21:00,275 --> 01:21:01,818 He is not a criminal. 948 01:21:03,403 --> 01:21:05,948 She's my brother, honey, yeah! 949 01:21:08,617 --> 01:21:10,619 I should have said this a long time ago, son. 950 01:21:12,412 --> 01:21:13,664 I'm very proud of you. 951 01:21:15,999 --> 01:21:16,833 Can you forgive me? 952 01:21:17,501 --> 01:21:18,460 I forgive you. 953 01:21:43,610 --> 01:21:46,238 I'm Ducky! I'm Ducky! 954 01:21:59,835 --> 01:22:01,837 Oh, come on! 955 01:22:02,588 --> 01:22:04,715 I think first I wasn't bad enough for you. 956 01:22:05,299 --> 01:22:07,009 And now have you changed to be good? 957 01:22:07,718 --> 01:22:08,719 Listen, Scott. 958 01:22:09,386 --> 01:22:10,804 You can spend your whole life - 959 01:22:10,846 --> 01:22:14,416 - try to get a parent's welcome. Believe me! 960 01:22:15,017 --> 01:22:18,345 But in the end you have to do it yourself, baby. 961 01:22:20,188 --> 01:22:21,023 Hey, Austin... 962 01:22:22,441 --> 01:22:23,191 What? 963 01:22:24,026 --> 01:22:24,818 I hate you. 964 01:22:26,069 --> 01:22:27,070 I hate you! 965 01:22:27,905 --> 01:22:28,822 I hate you! 966 01:22:29,907 --> 01:22:32,242 I don't even know you, but I hate you. too. 967 01:22:32,951 --> 01:22:34,870 and I especially hate you! 968 01:22:37,706 --> 01:22:38,457 You will pay. 969 01:22:39,583 --> 01:22:40,918 You will pay. 970 01:22:45,213 --> 01:22:49,375 I want to say that there is nothing in my line that runs like a girl. 971 01:22:49,593 --> 01:22:51,845 Not so fast, people know! 972 01:22:52,763 --> 01:22:53,847 Dr. Evil! 973 01:22:54,473 --> 01:22:56,558 You might not want to destroy the world. 974 01:22:56,725 --> 01:22:58,769 But I want to! 975 01:23:00,604 --> 01:23:03,557 Preparation H is ready as planned... 976 01:23:03,649 --> 01:23:05,400 I have to flood the Earth! 977 01:23:06,693 --> 01:23:07,861 Think again, Goldmember. 978 01:23:08,445 --> 01:23:10,405 Huh, Foxxy Cleopatra. 979 01:23:10,822 --> 01:23:12,824 It's a shame, I killed your partner. 980 01:23:13,325 --> 01:23:16,870 - Too bad for you. - Too bad for me? 981 01:23:17,663 --> 01:23:19,289 How about too bad for you? 982 01:23:19,957 --> 01:23:20,916 Oh no! 983 01:23:27,881 --> 01:23:30,308 It's lucky I brought shingles. 984 01:23:37,891 --> 01:23:41,103 See everything! My dick is the key! 985 01:23:41,562 --> 01:23:43,105 Oh shit, Dutch Blood. 986 01:23:50,195 --> 01:23:51,405 Foxxy, I'm coming! 987 01:23:52,364 --> 01:23:55,909 Don't do stupid things, or shootings will occur. 988 01:23:55,951 --> 01:23:59,580 Austin, ask Ducky I'm still here and it will be your backup. 989 01:24:00,163 --> 01:24:01,290 Ducky, what do we do? 990 01:24:02,082 --> 01:24:05,235 I'm not really a "hands-on-evil-genius". 991 01:24:05,294 --> 01:24:07,296 Think, you're always the smartest. 992 01:24:07,921 --> 01:24:11,925 I can rewrite tractorbeam Output capacity - 993 01:24:11,967 --> 01:24:13,886 - from one of the pipe boxes up there. 994 01:24:14,511 --> 01:24:15,262 Come on, let's go. 995 01:24:21,894 --> 01:24:23,604 Yesh! Shooting begins. 996 01:24:27,858 --> 01:24:28,942 Let me shoot! 997 01:24:34,823 --> 01:24:38,076 You know, Dr. Evil. I used to think that you were crazy. 998 01:24:38,535 --> 01:24:39,202 I know... 999 01:24:39,536 --> 01:24:42,247 But now I can see your madness. thanks. 1000 01:25:00,807 --> 01:25:01,600 Fast! 1001 01:25:05,646 --> 01:25:08,398 Fassia, Fassia, Fassia, Fassia, Fassia. 1002 01:25:08,440 --> 01:25:10,692 Fassia can you please me? 1003 01:25:10,943 --> 01:25:12,152 Fassia, fassia... 1004 01:25:22,996 --> 01:25:24,539 Very good, Austin! 1005 01:25:24,998 --> 01:25:26,708 You saved the world again. 1006 01:25:29,461 --> 01:25:30,087 Thank you. 1007 01:25:32,422 --> 01:25:34,716 Austin, you did it. 1008 01:25:34,800 --> 01:25:35,634 We do it! 1009 01:25:35,926 --> 01:25:37,261 Yeah, baby! 1010 01:25:40,138 --> 01:25:42,182 No? Just turn on the atmosphere. 1011 01:25:44,685 --> 01:25:47,729 Goldmember, you're arrested, baby. 1012 01:25:51,191 --> 01:25:57,489 Hey motherfucker. Can I have the last time for cigarettes and cakes? 1013 01:26:02,160 --> 01:26:05,497 I'm from the Netherlands! Is that weird? 1014 01:26:10,335 --> 01:26:12,212 Yes, very good! 1015 01:26:38,572 --> 01:26:40,157 Hey Powers! 1016 01:26:43,201 --> 01:26:44,453 Fat Bastard? 1017 01:26:45,370 --> 01:26:46,788 But you're not fat anymore. 1018 01:26:47,289 --> 01:26:48,832 I'm on a diet. 1019 01:26:50,876 --> 01:26:52,878 I dropped 180 kilograms. 1020 01:26:53,337 --> 01:26:54,796 Congratulations, honey. 1021 01:26:54,963 --> 01:26:55,923 Thank you. 1022 01:26:55,964 --> 01:26:58,592 I have a little excess skin. 1023 01:27:00,677 --> 01:27:04,722 But unfortunately my neck is shaped like a vagina. 1024 01:27:18,612 --> 01:27:19,196 Austin. 1025 01:27:20,614 --> 01:27:22,824 Thank you, for everything. 1026 01:27:31,792 --> 01:27:32,960 Sha-zam! 1027 01:27:45,305 --> 01:27:47,466 I'll catch you, Austin Powers. 1028 01:27:47,466 --> 01:27:57,166 1029 01:27:57,366 --> 01:28:13,266 1030 01:28:20,257 --> 01:28:22,217 Well they are using the same * BEEP * joke - 1031 01:28:22,259 --> 01:28:26,054 - What did I use in the last Austin Powers movie... movie... oh I'm sorry. 1032 01:28:26,638 --> 01:28:28,015 Well they are using the... the... what... 1033 01:28:28,307 --> 01:28:30,100 Well they are using the same joke, as they... 1034 01:28:32,728 --> 01:28:33,353 W... what do you mean? 1035 01:28:35,147 --> 01:28:36,106 Boobs, Ozzy? 1036 01:28:36,815 --> 01:28:37,524 Stop... 1037 01:28:40,277 --> 01:28:42,696 Oh, don't start this Kelly, don't worry about... 1038 01:28:46,033 --> 01:28:46,658 On the mark! 1039 01:28:46,700 --> 01:28:47,284 On the mark? 1040 01:28:48,201 --> 01:28:50,579 I don't like that noise I'm getting all turned on. 1041 01:28:51,371 --> 01:28:53,415 My testeron is going dancing... 1042 01:28:55,042 --> 01:28:55,918 Get off me! 1043 01:29:00,964 --> 01:29:02,883 Is... is it true what they say about you? 1044 01:29:07,137 --> 01:29:12,434 Kickstand? Really? Can I give you my cellphone number? 1045 01:29:13,769 --> 01:29:14,603 Please? 1046 01:29:17,356 --> 01:29:19,858 Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Burt Bacharach.