1 00:00:50,000 --> 00:01:05,000 2 00:01:09,444 --> 00:01:12,106 - sure you don't want to go to my room? - no problem? 3 00:01:12,214 --> 00:01:14,876 My roommate has moved. We will be alone together - okay - The door is locked. 4 00:01:14,983 --> 00:01:16,541 - Okay, Jim, relax. Quiet. - Okay, yeah, of course. 5 00:01:16,651 --> 00:01:18,482 No ties, okay? This is just a friendly sex goodbye. 6 00:01:18,587 --> 00:01:21,715 Yes, right. 7 00:01:21,823 --> 00:01:24,288 But you see, it's just... 8 00:01:25,394 --> 00:01:27,919 we have never even been introduced to sex - So you don't want to do this? - Oh, no 9 00:01:28,029 --> 00:01:30,930 Oh, me. want No, I definitely want to 10 00:01:31,032 --> 00:01:32,932 It's just... 11 00:01:34,770 --> 00:01:38,297 You see, this is actually my first time. 12 00:01:39,107 --> 00:01:40,972 13 00:01:41,076 --> 00:01:43,374 14 00:01:43,478 --> 00:01:46,538 Well, not the first time. It's my first time... 15 00:01:46,648 --> 00:01:49,173 since the first time I 16 00:01:50,285 --> 00:01:52,446 So, technically, this is my second time And I don't want this to be bad 17 00:01:52,554 --> 00:01:55,682 So if I'm not up to on my best performance 18 00:01:55,791 --> 00:01:58,191 Jim, this is not using marijuana I mean, women like men with confidence. 19 00:01:58,860 --> 00:02:01,954 Hey, I'm confident 20 00:02:02,063 --> 00:02:04,725 I'm really, confident - Let's be naked. - Okay. 21 00:02:06,201 --> 00:02:07,463 It seems that just yesterday dad picked me up in my first year in college. 22 00:02:07,569 --> 00:02:11,699 We drink a few beers 23 00:02:13,208 --> 00:02:14,937 and he said, "Now, you are a man." 24 00:02:17,979 --> 00:02:21,574 25 00:02:22,784 --> 00:02:24,775 26 00:02:24,886 --> 00:02:27,218 27 00:02:27,322 --> 00:02:29,654 And today I can say the same thing to my child Unfortunately, your speech humiliated him. 28 00:02:29,758 --> 00:02:31,817 So, try and do what kids say and relax 29 00:02:31,927 --> 00:02:35,055 I think I brought a new meaning for the word "relaxed", dear 30 00:02:35,163 --> 00:02:38,758 That's the dorm in front. 31 00:02:38,867 --> 00:02:40,528 Turning over. 32 00:02:56,384 --> 00:02:57,942 - Can't bring alcohol in the dormitory. - Good. 33 00:03:05,594 --> 00:03:07,892 Thank you, Matt. I'm just here surprise my son Jim. 34 00:03:07,996 --> 00:03:12,092 - Now raise my legs - What? 35 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:14,327 raise my legs, like this. 36 00:03:14,436 --> 00:03:16,904 Maybe you can help me you know. 37 00:03:20,308 --> 00:03:22,708 What is that? no 38 00:03:26,214 --> 00:03:28,273 there! 39 00:03:28,383 --> 00:03:29,281 Now I remember. 40 00:03:33,455 --> 00:03:34,717 41 00:03:36,992 --> 00:03:39,290 I didn't do this for you Thank you, man. 42 00:03:39,394 --> 00:03:40,952 - Where is my big guy? - Oh, God! 43 00:03:42,531 --> 00:03:45,125 Jim, we're here a little early. 44 00:03:49,938 --> 00:03:52,532 - Daddy, come out! - Father will wait in the car. 45 00:03:52,641 --> 00:03:54,768 Leave, Daddy! 46 00:03:54,876 --> 00:03:56,343 - Gosh! - Is that your father? 47 00:03:58,046 --> 00:03:59,673 - I'm very sorry. - For you to know 48 00:03:59,781 --> 00:04:01,976 son, daddy is not shy. 49 00:04:02,083 --> 00:04:03,448 I'm shy! 50 00:04:03,552 --> 00:04:04,576 This is a normal thing that two people do. 51 00:04:04,686 --> 00:04:08,714 This is human nature. best human nature. 52 00:04:08,823 --> 00:04:10,882 son, everyone does it. Mother and father, not so often anymore. 53 00:04:10,992 --> 00:04:15,156 there is your favorite Oh, God! They have sex! 54 00:04:15,263 --> 00:04:17,629 55 00:04:17,732 --> 00:04:20,929 dear, listen. dad will bring it 56 00:04:21,036 --> 00:04:23,732 - please just leave! - Actually, if you don't mind. 57 00:04:23,838 --> 00:04:26,204 baby, I'll take it to the car. 58 00:04:28,343 --> 00:04:30,004 - Hi, Mama. - What? 59 00:04:30,111 --> 00:04:31,339 Natalie! 60 00:04:31,446 --> 00:04:32,845 I'm Jim's father. 61 00:04:32,948 --> 00:04:34,939 You must be a parent from this young woman. 62 00:04:35,116 --> 00:04:37,846 Sorry I don't know his name, but hopefully my son knows 63 00:04:37,953 --> 00:04:39,852 because I haven't been here long 64 00:04:39,955 --> 00:04:42,150 Natalie, get dressed! 65 00:04:42,257 --> 00:04:44,919 - Beer? - Reject your eyes! Turn around! 66 00:04:45,026 --> 00:04:47,051 Thank you, Jim. Don't believe in the key? Oh, God! 67 00:05:07,549 --> 00:05:08,811 Hey, damn 68 00:05:08,917 --> 00:05:12,751 - Morning, man. - Come on, Ozzy. It's time for the show. 69 00:05:15,690 --> 00:05:18,158 Before you go to Ann Arbor to pick up Heather 70 00:05:18,259 --> 00:05:20,159 I want to show the you passed 71 00:05:21,963 --> 00:05:24,659 See how they are today 72 00:05:24,766 --> 00:05:26,961 Okay, here it is. Moment of truth. 73 00:05:31,139 --> 00:05:33,801 - There is a small heart in his underwear! - Super. 74 00:05:33,908 --> 00:05:36,706 There is a small heart in her underwear! Come on, look, you're a sissy. Look at 75 00:05:36,811 --> 00:05:39,211 What the fuck, friend? Come on! 76 00:05:39,314 --> 00:05:40,804 I'm disappointed in you. 77 00:05:40,915 --> 00:05:43,816 Here it is, at the end of our first year and you fuck a girl. 78 00:05:43,918 --> 00:05:45,977 One. 79 00:05:46,087 --> 00:05:47,987 You're embarrassing everywhere Look at Stifmeister. I made love 23 times this year 80 00:05:48,089 --> 00:05:51,058 and I don't calculate the BJ that I got in the library stack 81 00:05:51,159 --> 00:05:54,526 82 00:05:54,629 --> 00:05:57,325 All right, here's a new idea for you, Stifler, okay? 83 00:05:57,432 --> 00:05:59,559 You are looking for a girl. You two are best friends. 84 00:05:59,668 --> 00:06:02,535 Don't bother counting how many times you have sex you're laughing at the people who count. This is a new idea for you I got you a spoon so you can eat my ass. 85 00:06:02,637 --> 00:06:06,232 I won't even think about political science anymore. 86 00:06:06,341 --> 00:06:08,741 Hey. How are you? 87 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:16,560 - OK. - Yes? 88 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:18,560 Don't believe I'm going abroad for the summer. The last thing I need is a class again 89 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:20,680 - You will have fun - Hello, summer! 90 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:24,320 91 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:27,200 92 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:31,040 - What is the annoying exam? - Yes, it sucks Kev, what's wrong, man? How are you? / Good 93 00:06:32,080 --> 00:06:33,880 use your party hat 94 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:36,040 - We are on holiday for the next 12 weeks. - Yes, Sir! 95 00:06:36,220 --> 00:06:38,580 Strange. 96 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:49,480 One who escaped, huh, kid? 97 00:07:06,320 --> 00:07:09,040 Well, it turns out you two... 98 00:07:15,920 --> 00:07:17,840 make a pretty handsome couple on the Internet. 99 00:07:17,920 --> 00:07:20,400 I didn't see it. 100 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:24,720 This is discussed at parent meetings 101 00:07:25,900 --> 00:07:29,260 Anyway, what I mean is... 102 00:07:29,340 --> 00:07:32,100 this small sexual event doesn't have to contain you discouraged 103 00:07:32,180 --> 00:07:34,900 because you know what? 104 00:07:34,980 --> 00:07:36,580 this happens for the best from us. 105 00:07:36,660 --> 00:07:38,340 Even... 106 00:07:38,420 --> 00:07:40,580 107 00:07:40,660 --> 00:07:43,500 the first time your mother and father... 108 00:07:43,580 --> 00:07:45,180 making love... 109 00:07:45,260 --> 00:07:46,460 I use condoms. 110 00:07:46,540 --> 00:07:50,300 he called it "a shrinking wrapper." 111 00:07:53,300 --> 00:07:55,020 But I can handle it. 112 00:07:55,100 --> 00:07:57,220 Anyway, don't despair. You keep trying... 113 00:07:57,300 --> 00:07:59,740 and good things will happen. 114 00:07:59,820 --> 00:08:02,260 glad you came home, kid. 115 00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:09,160 nice to be at home, Father. 116 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:11,960 It's better to take a Stifler party tonight after the exam. 117 00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:15,160 - Did you get them? - This is a mysterious man! 118 00:08:15,240 --> 00:08:16,840 Finch, how are you? 119 00:08:23,360 --> 00:08:24,720 This is Japan. 120 00:08:24,800 --> 00:08:27,920 This means "hello." Hello. 121 00:08:28,600 --> 00:08:32,960 - Finch, what happened to Latin? - meet Japanese girls in art museums. 122 00:08:33,040 --> 00:08:35,000 changing majors. 123 00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:37,160 Want to understand the things that made him groan. 124 00:08:37,240 --> 00:08:39,960 - Have you made love in an art museum? - meet 125 00:08:40,540 --> 00:08:43,860 - And the Guggenheim with Francesca. - Guggenheim? 126 00:08:43,940 --> 00:08:46,860 And then my social psychology professor in Baskin, Robbins. 127 00:08:47,540 --> 00:08:48,980 Okay, enough. 128 00:08:49,060 --> 00:08:52,820 But I'll tell you, nothing from women is even compared to 129 00:08:52,900 --> 00:08:54,340 Mrs. Stifler 130 00:08:55,900 --> 00:08:57,980 Mrs. Stifler is a goddess. 131 00:09:02,740 --> 00:09:05,540 What about Stifmeister's high college concoction? 132 00:09:05,620 --> 00:09:09,220 it's like half alcohol you're just trying to get me drunk. 133 00:09:10,640 --> 00:09:13,080 Maria, did I do that? 134 00:09:13,160 --> 00:09:17,520 - My name is Christy. - Christy, right. beautiful name. 135 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:19,000 Like that is important. 136 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:20,960 Hey, how are you? 137 00:09:21,040 --> 00:09:23,120 how are you, damn partner! 138 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:25,560 Johnny C, how are you? happy to see you 139 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:29,340 It looks like someone entered college 15 years - This will help. - You're a jerk. 140 00:09:29,420 --> 00:09:31,340 miss you too. 141 00:09:31,420 --> 00:09:32,620 all right, everyone Have fun, lady? 142 00:09:32,700 --> 00:09:36,420 friend! How are you? 143 00:09:37,500 --> 00:09:39,740 Beer keg in the back as usual. Enjoy. 144 00:09:39,820 --> 00:09:42,260 Woman, I'm Steve Stifler and I have an 11 inch penis 145 00:09:42,340 --> 00:09:47,380 all around! 146 00:09:47,460 --> 00:09:49,500 Think about this. Sherman! 147 00:09:50,580 --> 00:09:53,700 148 00:09:53,780 --> 00:09:56,740 Okay, Stifler, take your chance Come on, I'm really happy to see you okay 149 00:09:56,820 --> 00:09:59,700 you are so stupid! 150 00:10:00,860 --> 00:10:02,180 Return to Stifler This is like it used to be. 151 00:10:02,260 --> 00:10:04,020 One difference. We are students now. 152 00:10:06,540 --> 00:10:09,240 Some girls here are from the class below us. 153 00:10:09,320 --> 00:10:12,200 maybe I really have a chance. 154 00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:15,300 Hey, I remember you. 155 00:10:15,380 --> 00:10:17,460 Do you know? 156 00:10:18,380 --> 00:10:20,300 You're the man who shot first on the Internet. 157 00:10:22,620 --> 00:10:24,020 Sparks. "Oh, wait, Nadia, don't go", splash... 158 00:10:24,100 --> 00:10:26,580 - Sad. - Loser. 159 00:10:28,340 --> 00:10:31,140 This is exactly what it used to be. 160 00:10:32,900 --> 00:10:34,540 I will miss you. 161 00:10:35,140 --> 00:10:37,100 162 00:10:39,780 --> 00:10:42,340 163 00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:46,560 I'll call you when I arrive, okay? 164 00:10:46,640 --> 00:10:47,920 Go have fun. 165 00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:50,320 see you soon I don't trust two girls, Kevin. 166 00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:05,200 Jim, that's no big deal. 167 00:11:05,280 --> 00:11:07,120 They play with my emotions See? There are other girls. 168 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:09,520 - How are you? - You don't need to worry Jessica here. 169 00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:12,640 With Vicky. 170 00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:16,440 And Vicky is sexy! 171 00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:19,240 What does that mean? 172 00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:21,720 Look at him. 173 00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:26,480 - Yes, Jim, I saw it. - Hey, Kevin. 174 00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:29,040 I'll be back soon. 175 00:11:29,820 --> 00:11:31,020 - Hey, Vic, how are you? - What? 176 00:11:31,100 --> 00:11:34,540 - I'm fine. - Yes, I'm Good. 177 00:11:35,540 --> 00:11:37,340 178 00:11:39,940 --> 00:11:42,460 179 00:11:42,540 --> 00:11:44,420 180 00:11:44,500 --> 00:11:45,500 That's good. 181 00:11:46,480 --> 00:11:48,600 - nice to hear that. - Yes, you too. 182 00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:54,120 This is about as comfortable as a high colony in Tijuana. 183 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:57,120 And I will know. Okay. 184 00:11:57,200 --> 00:12:00,000 - I'll take a drink. - He's right. 185 00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:03,360 - Why is this really weird? - Actually, I don't know. 186 00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:07,220 Look, I know that. I know you will be ripe about this. 187 00:12:07,300 --> 00:12:09,380 You know, and we can still be friends, right? 188 00:12:10,420 --> 00:12:12,260 I miss you, Kev. 189 00:12:18,580 --> 00:12:21,060 Friend, right? 190 00:12:21,140 --> 00:12:25,500 Yes, right. I mean, I know you said friend and I just... 191 00:12:26,740 --> 00:12:29,220 I'm sorry. That's just... 192 00:12:29,300 --> 00:12:32,020 an old habit... friends kiss 193 00:12:32,100 --> 00:12:33,500 Are you sure? 194 00:12:33,580 --> 00:12:36,180 Vic, why don't I want to be friends with you? 195 00:12:36,660 --> 00:12:39,940 Listen, we're just going to do this, okay? 196 00:12:41,140 --> 00:12:42,780 Friend. 197 00:12:51,560 --> 00:12:53,720 Mrs. Stifler's room 198 00:13:08,780 --> 00:13:11,300 How did you do the magic you did? 199 00:13:29,060 --> 00:13:30,580 Tantra. 200 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:38,480 What are you doing here? 201 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:41,200 - Just relax. - Get out of my house! 202 00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:43,680 Back here, you little bastard! 203 00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:45,840 Back here, motherfucker! 204 00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:49,520 relaxing! It is enough. 205 00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:52,200 Okay, we've been through this last summer, okay? 206 00:13:52,880 --> 00:13:55,080 Finch's eyes are dark and Stifler has 6 stitches. 207 00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:56,480 Because he bit me! 208 00:13:56,560 --> 00:13:57,960 You touch me, I bite. 209 00:13:58,040 --> 00:14:01,200 - You both relax and shake hands. - this shake. 210 00:14:05,040 --> 00:14:06,400 I need to drink. 211 00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:09,820 Why does everyone urinate now? 212 00:14:09,900 --> 00:14:13,380 - the queue is too long. I will not succeed - You will be fine. Quiet. 213 00:14:13,460 --> 00:14:16,860 You're the one who fucked Stifler's mother - Hey, you are a god. - damn, dude. 214 00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:19,780 If I don't hold my cock because I have to urinate, I'll shake your hand 215 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:24,040 - I'm honored. - Don't go 216 00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:26,480 You have to teach me. How? 217 00:14:26,560 --> 00:14:29,200 How is it? 218 00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:30,120 Look at what I found, Christy. 219 00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:33,880 it was a coincidence. 220 00:14:35,220 --> 00:14:36,820 I've saved this for special events... 221 00:14:40,620 --> 00:14:43,620 222 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:47,360 for special girls, like you. 223 00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:50,720 - You're really sweet. - That's what they say. 224 00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:52,860 Strange. 225 00:14:53,900 --> 00:14:56,100 Oh, God. I spilled drinks on you - Maybe I should mop it up. - Thank you. 226 00:14:56,180 --> 00:14:58,340 No problem. 227 00:14:58,420 --> 00:14:59,660 - slowly. Come on - Right. 228 00:15:01,420 --> 00:15:04,460 You know, they warned us about this situation in college. 229 00:15:04,940 --> 00:15:08,140 Now, you might be drunk. 230 00:15:08,900 --> 00:15:13,020 Oh, yes. 231 00:15:13,100 --> 00:15:14,980 Are you sure you want to get involved in agreeing to... 232 00:15:15,060 --> 00:15:17,700 Hey, don't count You're a coward - I only played according to the rules - I made the rules. 233 00:15:17,780 --> 00:15:20,220 That's a pretty good rule. 234 00:15:20,300 --> 00:15:24,340 235 00:15:24,420 --> 00:15:26,580 236 00:15:31,980 --> 00:15:34,620 the queue is too long. I will never urinate. 237 00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:36,540 This must happen now. behind me. 238 00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:46,280 button 239 00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:49,880 - How are you? - cool 240 00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:52,880 - How are you? - I'm really good. 241 00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:56,280 What if I give you a little champagne? 242 00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:58,160 go down and get us a beer? 243 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:02,040 I have a surprise for you. Close your eyes and get ready. 244 00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:03,680 I'm ready. 245 00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:08,160 - Do you want to drink beer? - Yes alright. 246 00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:13,760 Okay, leave. 247 00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:19,760 This is a little weird, and I like that. 248 00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:27,800 That's it. Bathe Stifmeister. 249 00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:32,960 it was great! 250 00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:35,120 That's good. 251 00:16:36,100 --> 00:16:38,060 How do you get it so good and warm? 252 00:16:42,340 --> 00:16:44,340 I can feel bubbles. 253 00:16:47,380 --> 00:16:48,580 Actually, I can't. 254 00:16:54,420 --> 00:16:56,060 Much better. 255 00:16:58,940 --> 00:17:00,140 Wait a minute. 256 00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:02,900 - Let's go. - Thank you, man. 257 00:17:05,020 --> 00:17:06,620 Christy? 258 00:17:08,740 --> 00:17:10,660 Oh, shit! 259 00:17:13,140 --> 00:17:14,740 Okay, now... 260 00:17:14,820 --> 00:17:17,180 what do these high school kids think we are cool... 261 00:17:17,260 --> 00:17:19,220 because they are on a campus party... 262 00:17:19,300 --> 00:17:22,340 or we are strange old people... 263 00:17:22,420 --> 00:17:24,860 who tried to get along with high school kids when we went home? 264 00:17:24,940 --> 00:17:27,980 No. We are definitely not those people 265 00:17:28,060 --> 00:17:29,380 Police! 266 00:17:31,380 --> 00:17:33,020 stop it. The party is over. 267 00:17:33,780 --> 00:17:35,060 Let's go. 268 00:17:35,140 --> 00:17:37,260 Ostreicher, Myers. 269 00:17:37,340 --> 00:17:38,940 Welcome back. 270 00:17:39,020 --> 00:17:41,140 Where is Steve Stifler? 271 00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:49,840 I was urinated. 272 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,960 No, where Stifler is closed. 273 00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:56,760 We can't party anywhere anymore. 274 00:17:56,840 --> 00:17:59,200 And everything... 275 00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:02,440 - getting weird? - Yes, a little. 276 00:18:03,220 --> 00:18:05,540 The first summer returned from college. 277 00:18:05,620 --> 00:18:08,300 Yes, everything will be weird. 278 00:18:08,380 --> 00:18:11,620 - What are you talking about? - Well, times change, people change. 279 00:18:11,700 --> 00:18:13,540 that's all that happened, you are now. 280 00:18:13,620 --> 00:18:17,060 Kev, listen. Go to my old room. 281 00:18:17,140 --> 00:18:20,580 My friends and I know that it depends on us to stay together. 282 00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:24,960 Do you remember my first college season? We rent a lake house in Grand Harbor. 283 00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:28,040 every day out there we make post-prom parties. 284 00:18:28,120 --> 00:18:30,880 good times. We closed it with a big party 285 00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:32,960 Best ever. it's legendary. 286 00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:35,280 My advice is to do that. At the end of summer... 287 00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:38,120 You will see the big picture. 288 00:18:53,540 --> 00:18:56,900 - She's on the phone. It's long distance. - Who? 289 00:18:56,980 --> 00:18:58,540 - Nadia! - What? 290 00:18:58,620 --> 00:19:02,180 New York. Hello. Yes, honey, he is here. 291 00:19:02,260 --> 00:19:04,220 - this. Wait. - Now remember... 292 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:08,040 Yes, I'm sure to go see the Lion King 293 00:19:08,120 --> 00:19:11,080 Right. and don't take the train underground after midnight. 294 00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:14,760 I know they have done beautiful things with that city, but you know, for me... 295 00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:17,840 - Daddy! - She's right... Wait. 296 00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:26,460 - How about college? - campus is very good. 297 00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:29,380 Yes, that is really very good. 298 00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:31,980 You haven't forgotten me, right? 299 00:19:32,060 --> 00:19:35,260 no, of course not. 300 00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:39,200 - I definitely don't. - Good, because guess what. 301 00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:41,400 I came to see you at the end of the summer. 302 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:43,920 I hope you're ready for me... 303 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:48,440 because I didn't forget you, sexy boy. 304 00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:51,440 - Damn. - Jim, you can eat hot dogs tomorrow. 305 00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:54,760 No, Finch, This is not a hot dog. 306 00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:56,680 Nadia called me this morning. 307 00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:59,800 He came here at the end of the summer and he wants to see me - That's a killer. - Yes, that's a good thing. 308 00:20:00,580 --> 00:20:03,620 No, it's not a good thing " " is not a killer " 309 00:20:03,700 --> 00:20:06,460 I will never be able to do it. 310 00:20:06,540 --> 00:20:08,580 Nadia will expect filet mignon (great sex) 311 00:20:08,660 --> 00:20:12,380 Okay, and what I can give her... . is rump roast. (sex is poor) 312 00:20:12,460 --> 00:20:16,780 Come on. 313 00:20:16,860 --> 00:20:18,380 Jim, you already have experience since Nadia. 314 00:20:20,060 --> 00:20:21,820 Ah, yes, you will refer to... 315 00:20:21,900 --> 00:20:24,260 strange flute blower which made me become a prostitute, then kicked me off after prom. 316 00:20:24,940 --> 00:20:26,780 317 00:20:26,860 --> 00:20:30,100 318 00:20:30,180 --> 00:20:32,180 Yes, that's a great experience. 319 00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:36,120 You just have to find the right girl, Jimbo. 320 00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:38,120 - bring everything together. - I have the right woman. 321 00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:42,120 He only sells his cottage and goes to unknown parts. 322 00:20:43,120 --> 00:20:45,640 my romantic life has passed its peak. 323 00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:47,800 Take me to the meadow and shoot me 324 00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:53,100 great start to a great summer Welcome back. 325 00:20:54,740 --> 00:20:58,340 friend, I got it. Pack your bags For what? 326 00:20:58,420 --> 00:20:59,620 We will move to the lake. 327 00:20:59,700 --> 00:21:01,700 We will be great. Everyone on the beach will know us. 328 00:21:04,860 --> 00:21:07,900 There are many opportunities to practice for Nadia. 329 00:21:07,980 --> 00:21:10,580 330 00:21:11,460 --> 00:21:14,580 Hold a big party at the end of the summer to end it all that's a good idea. That way we will be able to welcome Heather back... 331 00:21:14,660 --> 00:21:18,140 and we will be able to prepare Nadia's big arrival 332 00:21:18,220 --> 00:21:21,140 This is it. It's my summer love 333 00:21:21,220 --> 00:21:24,700 Just thinking I'd say goodbye, animals Hey, Mr. Levenstein. How are you doing, sir? 334 00:21:24,780 --> 00:21:26,900 - Everything is packed, I see - We are ready, Father. 335 00:21:26,980 --> 00:21:29,140 Don't worry, okay? I'll be fine 336 00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:34,000 Come on, give your parents a hug. 337 00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:36,480 still real, homies. 338 00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:38,440 you too, sir. Have a nice summer 339 00:21:50,580 --> 00:21:52,100 340 00:21:52,180 --> 00:21:54,300 341 00:21:55,300 --> 00:21:57,460 Alright, let's go. 342 00:21:57,540 --> 00:21:59,300 I calculated it and I think the four of us can't afford this place. 343 00:21:59,380 --> 00:22:01,820 - Not on summer work. - Well, I kind of thought about that. 344 00:22:01,900 --> 00:22:05,500 So, I invite other people. 345 00:22:06,540 --> 00:22:09,940 Oh, yes! Stifmeister back to Grand Harbor! 346 00:22:12,740 --> 00:22:16,500 wrap the hall! see you, Great Falls! 347 00:22:16,580 --> 00:22:18,980 Wipe my ass and lick my cock! 348 00:22:19,060 --> 00:22:21,220 This is Stifler's time, baby! 349 00:22:21,300 --> 00:22:23,500 Stifler, if you want to stay with us, you have to behave All right, you and Finch each way. 350 00:22:38,220 --> 00:22:42,580 Kevin, the smell of Stifler is unavoidable. 351 00:22:42,660 --> 00:22:46,380 Finch, box yourself. 352 00:22:46,460 --> 00:22:49,100 353 00:22:49,180 --> 00:22:51,180 354 00:22:53,260 --> 00:22:55,260 That's right, baby. We are here 355 00:22:55,900 --> 00:22:57,940 Yes, honey, we are here! 356 00:23:25,500 --> 00:23:28,260 - This is a palace. - This is a temple. 357 00:23:31,060 --> 00:23:32,900 Isn't this good? 358 00:23:34,540 --> 00:23:36,220 Are you kidding me? 359 00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:54,520 This won't work friend 360 00:24:27,580 --> 00:24:28,980 pay attention to this. This is it. 361 00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:34,280 Will you tell me what did this bastard do? 362 00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:48,200 Don't touch me when I'm tantra. 363 00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:56,960 "Tantra?" What is tantra? 364 00:24:57,040 --> 00:25:00,400 This is Buddhist discipline you learn to channel your body's energy... your chakra When you can do that, you can have sex for hours, even days. 365 00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:02,080 And is this real? 366 00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:06,640 367 00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:11,040 368 00:25:11,120 --> 00:25:12,600 369 00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:15,000 It has been around for centuries. 370 00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:17,360 With tantra you can make all sex sessions... 371 00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:20,240 feels like a giant orgasm. 372 00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:24,000 Finally, you can maintain feeling by meditating. 373 00:25:24,780 --> 00:25:27,900 - Maybe you can teach me sometime? - Very doubtful. 374 00:25:27,980 --> 00:25:30,100 - Right. - Come on, Jim. 375 00:25:30,180 --> 00:25:33,300 - You can't be that bad. - Oh no? 376 00:25:33,380 --> 00:25:35,500 No. 377 00:25:35,580 --> 00:25:39,220 I think there is only one person who really knows for sure, huh? 378 00:25:39,300 --> 00:25:41,780 Oh, huh? Where is he this summer? 379 00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:59,360 Hey, are you here for the mid session appearance? 380 00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:01,480 Guests go to the amphitheater. You can't be here. 381 00:26:01,860 --> 00:26:03,740 Do you know where I can find Michele Flaherty? 382 00:26:03,820 --> 00:26:06,700 Guests bring food. Food attracts animals. ever... 383 00:26:06,780 --> 00:26:09,060 the bear comes, and then the bear must be destroyed... 384 00:26:09,140 --> 00:26:11,940 which means their head was shot with a gun and killed and killed. 385 00:26:13,260 --> 00:26:15,100 You must know Michele. 386 00:26:15,180 --> 00:26:17,260 One, two, three, four. 387 00:26:35,420 --> 00:26:37,180 That's a lot of flutes Good luck. thanks. 388 00:26:41,660 --> 00:26:43,660 Good. Have fun in the next class. 389 00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:47,040 Jim. my God 390 00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:54,800 Are you really here? 391 00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:57,960 God! 392 00:26:58,040 --> 00:26:59,120 We shouldn't have a visitor... 393 00:27:00,100 --> 00:27:02,100 Because ever, here... 394 00:27:02,820 --> 00:27:05,300 this child has a cake... 395 00:27:05,700 --> 00:27:07,500 396 00:27:07,580 --> 00:27:10,260 Let me guess. A bear is coming. 397 00:27:10,340 --> 00:27:11,380 cool. 398 00:27:11,460 --> 00:27:13,620 It's like you know all our stories. 399 00:27:16,060 --> 00:27:17,940 Is that a question? 400 00:27:18,020 --> 00:27:19,980 I don't know. Maybe. 401 00:27:20,060 --> 00:27:22,220 Do you want to answer it? 402 00:27:23,500 --> 00:27:27,820 I left you 3 messages after the prom. 403 00:27:27,900 --> 00:27:29,140 really? 404 00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:32,360 You don't think I'm weird... 405 00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:34,840 because of my behavior that night? 406 00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:37,480 Strange, no 407 00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:39,560 Surprising, huh. 408 00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:41,920 I became mean when I lusted 409 00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:45,000 That's why I'm here. 410 00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:49,760 Do you remember, what did I do that night? 411 00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:52,760 God 412 00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:54,520 How can I forget? 413 00:27:54,900 --> 00:27:58,620 you suck. You don't know what you did. 414 00:27:58,700 --> 00:28:02,140 But isn't it fun even though are you so terrible? 415 00:28:02,220 --> 00:28:05,020 - I'm sorry. "Terrible?" - I could have been worse. 416 00:28:07,580 --> 00:28:08,660 Sorry. 417 00:28:08,740 --> 00:28:11,820 I can give you some instructions if you want 418 00:28:11,900 --> 00:28:13,180 really? 419 00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:19,360 God. Okay, wait here. I'll meet you in an hour, okay? 420 00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:21,240 - Yes. - Wait. 421 00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:23,360 Cool ideas 422 00:28:32,660 --> 00:28:34,860 What are you doing? 423 00:28:37,260 --> 00:28:40,260 You're fine. This is it. you know you shouldn't be here now. 424 00:28:40,340 --> 00:28:44,100 Everyone should be in the amphitheater. OK, come on. 425 00:28:44,580 --> 00:28:46,900 This is embarrassing for this match. I'm very angry now. 426 00:28:46,980 --> 00:28:49,780 You can tell by my tone of voice I'm angry. I am angry. 427 00:28:49,860 --> 00:28:52,020 here it is. take it home. 428 00:28:53,100 --> 00:28:55,020 Wait a minute. Are you Petey? 429 00:28:56,740 --> 00:28:58,060 Yes, sure. 430 00:28:58,140 --> 00:29:00,500 Petey! Well, that explains everything. 431 00:29:00,580 --> 00:29:03,100 okay. Well, there's always something with kids. Go! 432 00:29:03,180 --> 00:29:07,220 We really like having you. None of my children are caliber with you But we are just so happy... 433 00:29:07,300 --> 00:29:09,260 have someone with a type of talent like you here. 434 00:29:09,340 --> 00:29:11,580 here it is 435 00:29:11,660 --> 00:29:13,300 Look at this. Your best friend I know this isn't yours... 436 00:29:13,380 --> 00:29:15,420 but you will make beautiful music This is fantastic. I'm very pleased. 437 00:29:15,500 --> 00:29:17,300 438 00:29:17,380 --> 00:29:19,380 439 00:29:19,460 --> 00:29:21,460 440 00:29:21,540 --> 00:29:24,780 You have this and play it 441 00:29:43,140 --> 00:29:44,940 What did he do wandering without supervision? 442 00:29:45,020 --> 00:29:46,700 Who knows? 443 00:29:47,380 --> 00:29:50,780 I'll tell you something. I almost fed up with these Tall Oaks North kids 444 00:29:57,100 --> 00:29:59,940 Children, entertain yourself. Play with Petey. 445 00:30:00,020 --> 00:30:02,740 no, Petey. here it is 446 00:30:02,820 --> 00:30:05,180 okay. Come on, now. little push. 447 00:30:07,980 --> 00:30:10,540 friend, he's just a little nervous. 448 00:30:11,540 --> 00:30:13,300 This is not true. 449 00:30:13,380 --> 00:30:15,220 just blow it, kid. ok 450 00:30:15,300 --> 00:30:16,820 here it is 451 00:30:30,020 --> 00:30:32,100 play! Do something. 452 00:30:42,780 --> 00:30:44,700 Specifically, my ass Come on. Give your little one support. 453 00:30:45,180 --> 00:30:47,380 Come on, Petey. Your work is good, friend Come on, honey. You can do it. 454 00:30:49,660 --> 00:30:52,540 455 00:30:53,900 --> 00:30:55,940 456 00:30:56,020 --> 00:30:57,580 Come on, Petey. 457 00:30:59,580 --> 00:31:01,100 What the fuck 458 00:31:06,020 --> 00:31:07,460 alright! 459 00:31:07,540 --> 00:31:11,340 All right, Petey! Come on, now! Come on! 460 00:31:12,340 --> 00:31:14,100 Rock and roll! 461 00:31:57,660 --> 00:31:58,540 Thank you! 462 00:32:01,420 --> 00:32:03,260 Thank you, Tall Oaks. You are beautiful. 463 00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:10,720 My name is Petey! 464 00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:14,120 Thank you! 465 00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:17,000 And I have a giant pubic! 466 00:32:34,300 --> 00:32:35,740 Not now! Come back later. Go! 467 00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:43,080 Back here! 468 00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:46,280 - I want to talk to you! - You are really sweet. 469 00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:49,160 He is special She's my whore Michele has confirmed that. 470 00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:51,600 - I'm terrible. - What? 471 00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:55,600 I have to practice 472 00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:58,960 473 00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:01,720 474 00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:05,000 Don't worry about that. I mean, that's why we have a home, Jimbo. 475 00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:09,800 We pour beer on the deck and the girls come from the beach. 476 00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:12,840 This is like a hummingbird feeder. 477 00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:15,720 - do you think so? - I know that. 478 00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:17,640 Guaranteed to be sexy 479 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,240 friend, good place. 480 00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:23,160 good view, but... 481 00:33:23,740 --> 00:33:27,020 Sherminator sensors detect there is no form of life for women around them. 482 00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:31,560 High possibility of penis festival taking place. 483 00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:33,920 Girls will come. I made several calls. 484 00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:39,880 the Sherminator has a purpose, Kev. 485 00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:43,800 Since when did you start listening to the Sherminator? 486 00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:47,600 Because he made me realize there is a penis that is abundant here. 487 00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:50,120 I mean, look around. 488 00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:53,320 Okay, now it's your turn Come on. Nobody tells. 489 00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:55,280 Hey, what's wrong? What are you talking about? 490 00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:58,720 You know, we just exchanged stories about college... 491 00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:00,920 who is fond of who, who is sleeping with whom... 492 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,320 So, Vicky? 493 00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:05,520 Well, there is one man. How about you? 494 00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:10,040 You know, there are some girls... 495 00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:12,640 three. 496 00:34:12,720 --> 00:34:13,680 Look at you. you're a stud. 497 00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:16,520 Alright, Oz. Now that Kevin has told us, how about you? 498 00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:20,000 499 00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:23,400 Don't you have the slightest appeal for girls at school? 500 00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:26,240 Don't say no. I know you. 501 00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:29,120 Even if I do it 502 00:34:29,900 --> 00:34:32,900 it's nothing else is just a moment. 503 00:34:32,980 --> 00:34:35,860 Very uninteresting. 504 00:34:35,940 --> 00:34:38,780 How about you, Jessica? How many have you slept with this year? 505 00:34:38,860 --> 00:34:40,620 Wow, don't you want to know. 506 00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:43,840 of course I want to know 507 00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:46,920 Come on, Ozzy. 508 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,320 Yes, friend. Your billyard ball. 509 00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:52,200 - Hey, Vic, do you want to play? - Yes, of course. do you want to start? 510 00:34:58,300 --> 00:35:00,380 Where are the women? 511 00:35:01,020 --> 00:35:04,980 Jim, can't you wear your clothes? You scare the girls. 512 00:35:05,420 --> 00:35:07,180 friend, give him a break. 513 00:35:08,860 --> 00:35:10,300 Ozzy, go far away. 514 00:35:10,380 --> 00:35:12,860 - Yes, bro. do you play? - not 515 00:35:15,620 --> 00:35:17,940 No, keep going. Side pattern. 516 00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:20,680 - What are you doing? - fishing 517 00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:29,360 Are you okay? 518 00:35:31,500 --> 00:35:35,100 - Are you okay? - sorry. Is everything okay? 519 00:35:42,900 --> 00:35:44,220 Amazing. 520 00:35:46,980 --> 00:35:49,140 strong attack there 521 00:35:50,380 --> 00:35:51,420 Whoa. 522 00:35:52,420 --> 00:35:56,940 Sherminator detects serious heat at a distance of two meters. 523 00:35:57,020 --> 00:35:58,900 get ready to spread beer. 524 00:36:01,900 --> 00:36:05,300 friend, let me give you valuable advice, okay? 525 00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:07,440 put all things Sherminator 526 00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:09,960 please repeat the previous statement. 527 00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:12,800 Listen, I know your name is Sherman, right? 528 00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:15,360 And it's rhyming with The Terminator... 529 00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:17,760 which is a great movie ten years ago. 530 00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:20,560 But you can't tell me the girl who is happy about it. 531 00:36:21,700 --> 00:36:24,780 exceed the System limit. see you, Jessica. 532 00:36:27,900 --> 00:36:29,100 strange. 533 00:36:31,700 --> 00:36:34,460 Vic, hey, are you leaving? 534 00:36:34,540 --> 00:36:38,140 You know, we have almost no chance to take a walk, catch up. 535 00:36:38,220 --> 00:36:41,420 - What did you do this weekend? - I can gather. 536 00:36:41,500 --> 00:36:43,660 - cool. Let's take a walk - alright 537 00:36:43,740 --> 00:36:46,220 - Bye, Kev. - see you, Jess. 538 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,680 no, it's all wrong. 539 00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:55,800 Thank you. Have a nice day - So what do you mean, "meet"? - You know, like traveling... 540 00:36:56,180 --> 00:36:58,980 lunch, whatever 541 00:36:59,060 --> 00:37:00,540 I said, we are just friends now. And he really understands. 542 00:37:00,620 --> 00:37:04,100 - I'm sure he understands enough - He understands Oh, no, sir. This is all wrong for you. I mean, seriously. 543 00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:08,360 Sure. Well, we're friends. 544 00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:12,960 But it's not like I saw it made a plan with someone else. 545 00:37:14,240 --> 00:37:15,920 I didn't see him with his girlfriend. I think that puts me on the deck. 546 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:19,360 Vicky has only slept with one person since we broke up 547 00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:22,920 548 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:27,520 549 00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:31,840 I mean, it's like making me 50% boyfriend of all his life 550 00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:33,800 you're fucking He doesn't sleep with one man. He sleeps with at least three. 551 00:37:34,180 --> 00:37:37,220 What? 552 00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:39,160 When a girl tells you how much she sleeps with a man 553 00:37:39,240 --> 00:37:41,240 multiply by three and that's a real number 554 00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:43,240 don't you learn anything on campus? 555 00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:47,400 - Kevin doesn't sleep with three girls. - Why did he lie to me? 556 00:37:48,820 --> 00:37:52,999 This is not a lie. This is an adjustment. Rule three. 557 00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:56,039 - What rules? - Three. 558 00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:58,299 If a man tells you how much his girlfriend, it's not even close to it. 559 00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:01,559 560 00:38:01,660 --> 00:38:04,959 take the number and divide it by three. Then you get real results. 561 00:38:05,060 --> 00:38:08,939 So, if Kevin said three girls were more like one or none - No? - Rule three. 562 00:38:09,740 --> 00:38:11,859 This is exact science, is consistent like gravity. 563 00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:14,640 Oh, God! 564 00:38:27,260 --> 00:38:28,780 friend, pay attention 565 00:38:30,540 --> 00:38:33,380 Lesbian. 566 00:38:33,980 --> 00:38:36,300 Lesbians live here. 567 00:38:36,380 --> 00:38:38,119 You know, , the magician is afraid of homosexuals... 568 00:38:38,220 --> 00:38:40,620 that it is possible for women to hold hands and not be gay. 569 00:38:40,700 --> 00:38:44,700 Friends can hold hands. 570 00:38:45,580 --> 00:38:47,100 Hey, Finch, I don't want to hear about you and your boyfriend 571 00:38:47,180 --> 00:38:50,180 - Go masturbation there - it's not necessary. 572 00:38:50,260 --> 00:38:53,340 573 00:38:53,420 --> 00:38:55,780 Tantra teaches you to hold orgasm from time to time... 574 00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:59,120 in anticipation of a final moment... 575 00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:01,520 to release it to the world. 576 00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:03,760 I fill up to the brim. 577 00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:08,080 That's disgusting! I will throw up. 578 00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:17,040 Hey, Heather. you are there! 579 00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:19,840 How do you study? 580 00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:21,800 I won't call it learning. 581 00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:23,720 I already went to the Picasso museum... 582 00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:26,080 hang out on the Sagrada Familia... 583 00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:29,080 go with Pierre to Parc Guell 584 00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:31,560 - Who is Pierre? - One of the men in the program. 585 00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:34,360 He has a girlfriend in France, so we have some kind of similarity. 586 00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:36,040 That sounds cool. 587 00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:40,600 Yeah, I heard them on the phone at night. 588 00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:44,280 And, well, that makes me think. 589 00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:48,080 Hey, Oz, I reach behind my shirt and I rub myself. 590 00:39:50,460 --> 00:39:53,620 Oz, come on. This is a sex call. help me here. 591 00:39:53,700 --> 00:39:55,100 OK. 592 00:39:57,900 --> 00:40:00,740 I'm going to my bed. 593 00:40:01,780 --> 00:40:04,020 and I lie down. 594 00:40:04,100 --> 00:40:06,460 And I'm slowly... 595 00:40:06,540 --> 00:40:09,780 reaching down. 596 00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:12,440 Take it. Say how big it is. 597 00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:16,840 Listen, Heather, I feel a little awkward. 598 00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:20,520 If we can't be together, then we have to learn more vocally. 599 00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:22,920 - ok? - OK. Okay. 600 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:27,480 Okay, here it is. I reach in my pants now. 601 00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:29,800 And I rubbed it for you, Heather. 602 00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:32,560 And it tastes so good 603 00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:34,840 - Yeah, me too. - Oh, yes. 604 00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:36,680 I have... 605 00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:37,920 Call waiting. 606 00:40:39,460 --> 00:40:41,100 Damn. Hello? 607 00:40:43,300 --> 00:40:44,700 wrong dial 608 00:40:45,780 --> 00:40:47,620 Hey. Hello. wrong dial 609 00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:53,280 Okay, listen. my hand on my cock now, okay... 610 00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:55,760 and I tried to have sex with my boyfriend by telephone. 611 00:40:56,760 --> 00:40:58,640 Good for you, friend Sorry about that. where are we? 612 00:41:03,660 --> 00:41:06,100 I think you reached for something. 613 00:41:06,180 --> 00:41:08,420 Oh, yes. 614 00:41:08,500 --> 00:41:10,500 Heather. I rub and it tastes so good 615 00:41:10,580 --> 00:41:15,340 Hey, Oz, I touch myself. What else do you want me to do? 616 00:41:16,660 --> 00:41:20,300 617 00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:23,200 Heather, baby Why don't you tell me my cock is as big as Stifler's 618 00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:25,960 Stifler, step aside! 619 00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:27,080 I became konak just listening to you two 620 00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:30,200 - Continue - We have to try this another time. 621 00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:32,960 Yes, fine. Bye. I love you. 622 00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:35,840 - I love you. - Come on. I'm almost there! 623 00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:39,040 - Nice to talk to you, Steven. - Stifler, man! 624 00:41:39,620 --> 00:41:42,500 depressed. 625 00:41:43,940 --> 00:41:45,380 pay attention. 626 00:41:55,940 --> 00:41:57,420 Lesbian potential leaves the building. 627 00:41:57,500 --> 00:41:59,740 okay. Now is my chance I need confirmation. 628 00:42:07,780 --> 00:42:09,620 Stifler. What are you doing? 629 00:42:09,700 --> 00:42:12,220 Go chase him. 630 00:42:12,300 --> 00:42:14,300 631 00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:16,020 632 00:42:16,100 --> 00:42:17,500 damn you. Stifler, get out. 633 00:42:25,060 --> 00:42:28,500 Damn it! I found a dildo! 634 00:42:29,540 --> 00:42:31,580 big blue rubber penis for everyone! 635 00:42:31,720 --> 00:42:34,940 - People demand rubber penis! - Finch, please 636 00:42:35,020 --> 00:42:37,380 Dildo, dildo, dildo! 637 00:42:39,420 --> 00:42:42,380 - What are you doing? - Looking for lesbian artifacts again 638 00:42:43,700 --> 00:42:45,620 - Where did you get this? - Finch's ass. 639 00:42:46,860 --> 00:42:48,700 Damn it! they are back. 640 00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:52,880 slowing them down! 641 00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:55,720 Come on! 642 00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:58,680 - Come on. - This cool! 643 00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:00,920 Danielle, Amber, hi. 644 00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:03,880 You only need a newspaper, huh? 645 00:43:06,740 --> 00:43:10,220 - Which room? - I don't remember. I'm too excited. 646 00:43:10,300 --> 00:43:12,740 - I'm at the lesbian headquarters. - Is that here? 647 00:43:12,820 --> 00:43:16,020 - Why do you ask so much? - Is that here? 648 00:43:16,100 --> 00:43:18,700 - Maybe. - Is it here or not? 649 00:43:18,780 --> 00:43:21,500 Happy painting, kid 650 00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:25,160 you have to get out of there. They are inside. 651 00:43:25,240 --> 00:43:26,440 Oh, shit! 652 00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:35,640 - Very original, Steven. - Don't call me Steven. 653 00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:50,840 I can use my little leopard bikini I like that one. It's so funny to you 654 00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:53,480 Help me open the button, please 655 00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:55,040 - Have I shown my cute pink shoes? - Does it fit in a pink bikini? 656 00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:02,400 They start naked. 657 00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:04,360 - Funny. - Thank you. 658 00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:10,160 Damn. He lowered his pants 659 00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:19,440 660 00:44:21,820 --> 00:44:25,780 Wait. They can't hear us? We won't cross their radio? 661 00:44:25,860 --> 00:44:28,900 No, This works on CB frequencies. 662 00:44:28,980 --> 00:44:30,740 This girl is really sexy 663 00:44:36,240 --> 00:44:39,080 Two lesbian possibilities with their bra and underwear. 664 00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:40,240 Lesbian? 665 00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:43,680 Are you saying lesbian? 666 00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:45,120 sexy lesbians! 667 00:44:48,220 --> 00:44:50,180 This won't match. Look at you and look at me. 668 00:44:50,660 --> 00:44:53,780 Too big. I'll take you. Blue thread number. 669 00:44:56,460 --> 00:44:58,260 Johnny West is gone. 670 00:44:59,780 --> 00:45:01,820 Maybe you kicked it under the bed. 671 00:45:04,220 --> 00:45:05,500 Okay, let me see. 672 00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:08,600 Wait. Didn't you hold it when we were down? 673 00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:10,040 Maybe. 674 00:45:13,720 --> 00:45:16,680 get out of there now. 675 00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:19,560 Come on! 676 00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:21,960 - It's clear! - Go, go, go! 677 00:45:27,960 --> 00:45:29,240 They are back. 678 00:45:35,060 --> 00:45:38,180 I'm happy to find him. She's my favorite collection 679 00:45:38,260 --> 00:45:39,660 I know. 680 00:45:43,260 --> 00:45:46,060 God! There is a dildo in my drawer 681 00:45:46,140 --> 00:45:47,540 Oh, God! 682 00:45:47,620 --> 00:45:49,660 You can ask me if you want to borrow it. 683 00:45:50,780 --> 00:45:52,300 stop 684 00:45:55,240 --> 00:45:58,320 - What is that? - I do not know. Call 911. 685 00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:03,360 - No 911. - Don't call the police. 686 00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:07,160 - Oh my God, that's the painter's boy - I'm still calling the police. 687 00:46:07,240 --> 00:46:09,120 Okay, no, this isn't true. 688 00:46:09,700 --> 00:46:12,820 - Look. Stifler broke through here. - bastard! 689 00:46:13,300 --> 00:46:15,780 But we just followed him to take him out. 690 00:46:17,340 --> 00:46:19,900 I just want to prove that you guys are really lesbian. 691 00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:27,360 Do you want to mess with them? 692 00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:29,280 Yes, that would be nice. 693 00:46:29,360 --> 00:46:31,400 Let's do it. 694 00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:35,320 Do you like that? 695 00:46:42,820 --> 00:46:45,460 Ozzy, prepare to confirm. 696 00:46:47,020 --> 00:46:49,540 That's big 10-4 on confirmation. 697 00:46:52,080 --> 00:46:55,000 It sounds like your little friends outside want to play too. 698 00:46:59,220 --> 00:47:01,060 You won't need this. 699 00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:04,400 Who wants me to touch Amber? 700 00:47:05,660 --> 00:47:06,860 I want 701 00:47:07,020 --> 00:47:09,440 - Who is that? - Who is this? 702 00:47:10,720 --> 00:47:14,080 This is John... Smith. 703 00:47:13,260 --> 00:47:17,220 I turn off my radio now. 704 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:22,080 OK. Where should I touch Amber? 705 00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:24,440 ass, baby. Feel the ass! 706 00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:30,120 That's good. 707 00:47:34,180 --> 00:47:37,380 I know. You messed up his butt first 708 00:47:38,700 --> 00:47:39,580 Sorry? 709 00:47:39,660 --> 00:47:42,380 Yes, I like that. That is good. 710 00:47:42,460 --> 00:47:45,580 I have several paintings I have to... 711 00:47:45,660 --> 00:47:48,420 Jim, wait. I can handle it. 712 00:47:49,100 --> 00:47:51,300 - What? - I'm comfortable with my sexuality 713 00:47:51,380 --> 00:47:53,740 And I would love to see the show. 714 00:47:53,820 --> 00:47:55,900 Bravo! 715 00:47:59,620 --> 00:48:02,300 One finger on the cheek. 716 00:48:02,380 --> 00:48:04,380 We want... 717 00:48:04,460 --> 00:48:07,060 firm grip 718 00:48:08,100 --> 00:48:10,020 That's too much. Not. 719 00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:12,360 you don't touch, we don't touch. 720 00:48:12,940 --> 00:48:16,260 - Squeeze his ass, kid. you will like it. - Come on, kid 721 00:48:16,340 --> 00:48:19,820 Oh, damn it. 722 00:48:22,140 --> 00:48:24,060 I touch her ass. 723 00:48:25,580 --> 00:48:27,540 Red Leader, what's your position? 724 00:48:27,620 --> 00:48:30,420 I touch her ass. 725 00:48:30,500 --> 00:48:31,380 mother! 726 00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:34,360 you can go. 727 00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:36,280 That's really not bad. 728 00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:38,760 - I want to go home. - That's too bad. 729 00:48:41,020 --> 00:48:43,780 Don't think about it. I stay here 730 00:48:43,860 --> 00:48:46,220 Danielle feels my breasts 731 00:48:48,700 --> 00:48:50,580 No, dude! 732 00:48:50,660 --> 00:48:52,300 Her breasts are so delicious. 733 00:48:52,380 --> 00:48:54,780 What a beautiful Christmas present you bought for children. 734 00:48:54,860 --> 00:48:57,220 My nipples are so hard. 735 00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:01,040 I think I can fix this. 736 00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:11,920 your turn. 737 00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:14,480 Oh, yes! 738 00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:16,040 no. 739 00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:19,120 him 740 00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:24,440 Kiss 741 00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:26,840 friend, no 742 00:49:27,220 --> 00:49:30,500 - Wait. What? - Do you want more? 743 00:49:30,580 --> 00:49:32,980 We want more. kiss him, tiger. 744 00:49:33,060 --> 00:49:35,740 - You will like it. - Do it for us. 745 00:49:39,540 --> 00:49:41,500 OK 746 00:49:43,540 --> 00:49:45,420 One, two... 747 00:49:46,740 --> 00:49:48,580 three. 748 00:49:48,820 --> 00:49:51,620 - it doesn't even count. - it really counts. 749 00:49:51,700 --> 00:49:54,100 - That's the way you kiss your mother. - Don't say anything! 750 00:49:54,340 --> 00:49:57,220 for real. You did it... 751 00:49:57,300 --> 00:49:59,460 we will do whatever you want. 752 00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:01,760 Anything? 753 00:50:01,840 --> 00:50:03,200 Anything. 754 00:50:06,240 --> 00:50:08,920 - You better like it - Promise. 755 00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:10,840 I won't lie. 756 00:50:18,240 --> 00:50:20,720 That's what I meant 757 00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:23,560 Kev, you can see. 758 00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:29,200 That's all. 759 00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:31,000 Where is your tongue? 760 00:50:36,900 --> 00:50:38,340 good child 761 00:50:38,420 --> 00:50:41,100 - Very good - You're a bad kisser 762 00:50:41,180 --> 00:50:43,060 What? I did not try! 763 00:50:43,140 --> 00:50:44,940 That's not fair! 764 00:50:45,020 --> 00:50:46,940 I didn't try there! 765 00:50:48,420 --> 00:50:50,060 There is no judgment. 766 00:50:50,980 --> 00:50:52,820 Wait a minute. are you trying? 767 00:50:52,900 --> 00:50:55,260 - of course not! - You try! 768 00:50:56,540 --> 00:50:59,980 - I kiss Jim! - Shut up! 769 00:51:00,060 --> 00:51:02,100 - Woman. - Yes? 770 00:51:02,180 --> 00:51:04,180 Like your promise - here it is - Let's do it. 771 00:51:05,900 --> 00:51:07,780 - Honey, come on. The food is ready. - IM not hungry! 772 00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:24,480 - Oh, God. - Not in vain. 773 00:51:27,240 --> 00:51:29,840 774 00:51:32,100 --> 00:51:35,460 - I want more. - certain. I also want more, honey We will play more physically as soon as we get some... 775 00:51:37,260 --> 00:51:41,260 - masturbation - Okay! 776 00:51:42,620 --> 00:51:44,940 masturbation 777 00:51:47,340 --> 00:51:48,620 you did it to him. We like to see 778 00:51:50,460 --> 00:51:53,620 Sorry? 779 00:51:54,820 --> 00:51:55,860 - you did - we did 780 00:51:55,940 --> 00:51:58,020 Don't be a coward. 781 00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:04,960 OK. It is okay. 782 00:52:08,620 --> 00:52:10,980 I know what I have to do. 783 00:52:11,060 --> 00:52:12,860 I have to make this party keep going I sacrificed for the team. 784 00:52:13,540 --> 00:52:15,820 Come on, you ***! We got them! 785 00:52:16,860 --> 00:52:19,020 - I didn't touch that. - Get rid of that thing, Stifler. 786 00:52:21,500 --> 00:52:23,020 Why can't you be a team player? 787 00:52:23,100 --> 00:52:25,660 788 00:52:25,740 --> 00:52:28,860 789 00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:31,480 I did all the sacrifices Now, wait a minute 790 00:52:32,340 --> 00:52:34,020 Stifler wants to get you guys to confide in him? 791 00:52:34,100 --> 00:52:36,900 no, Stifler wants one of us. 792 00:52:37,480 --> 00:52:41,160 What? Nonsense. 793 00:52:41,240 --> 00:52:43,080 correct. And that's terrible. 794 00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:44,880 It's terrible. 795 00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:46,600 You guys, want to play game? 796 00:52:47,380 --> 00:52:49,740 just watch the match, Kev. 797 00:52:49,820 --> 00:52:52,380 I just want to do something together. 798 00:52:52,460 --> 00:52:54,460 We just did something together. Very together. 799 00:52:54,540 --> 00:52:58,660 Stifler Claus is here. 800 00:52:58,740 --> 00:53:01,580 Now, only so that there is no confusion Santa Porn just brought us some heterosexual entertainment. 801 00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:05,120 here it is 802 00:53:05,200 --> 00:53:08,480 803 00:53:10,420 --> 00:53:11,300 804 00:53:12,420 --> 00:53:14,180 805 00:53:14,260 --> 00:53:16,900 806 00:53:16,980 --> 00:53:18,860 807 00:53:18,940 --> 00:53:20,660 808 00:53:20,740 --> 00:53:23,420 809 00:53:29,500 --> 00:53:31,820 810 00:53:31,900 --> 00:53:33,420 811 00:53:34,540 --> 00:53:37,300 812 00:53:37,380 --> 00:53:39,020 813 00:53:39,100 --> 00:53:40,460 814 00:53:40,540 --> 00:53:42,460 815 00:53:42,540 --> 00:53:44,460 816 00:53:45,340 --> 00:53:48,620 817 00:53:48,700 --> 00:53:50,260 818 00:53:50,340 --> 00:53:51,660 819 00:53:55,060 --> 00:53:56,580 820 00:54:01,100 --> 00:54:03,100 Mrs. Stifler came here. 821 00:54:06,060 --> 00:54:08,020 hard work must be doubled. 822 00:54:09,340 --> 00:54:11,260 "hard work must be doubled." 823 00:54:14,240 --> 00:54:15,520 Of course. 824 00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:25,120 Jenny, where did you put my clarinet? 825 00:54:25,200 --> 00:54:27,600 - I think I poked it into your vagina. - Thank you. 826 00:54:27,680 --> 00:54:31,560 bad guy. I'm a bad guy. 827 00:54:35,840 --> 00:54:37,760 Jim, what are you doing here? 828 00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:40,200 I thought you said... 829 00:54:40,280 --> 00:54:43,080 You can't stand outside here. 830 00:54:43,560 --> 00:54:47,280 hear, I need your help Nadia is back and I'm not... 831 00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:51,320 I don't want to be awkward... 832 00:54:51,400 --> 00:54:53,400 clumsy man, nervous with him. 833 00:54:53,480 --> 00:54:56,440 I don't want to look like silly. 834 00:54:56,520 --> 00:54:58,040 835 00:54:58,620 --> 00:55:00,740 I know that feeling. 836 00:55:00,820 --> 00:55:02,860 Spend your life playing in the band... 837 00:55:02,940 --> 00:55:06,820 does not give a cool picture at all - I think you're pretty cool. - Seriously? 838 00:55:06,900 --> 00:55:10,420 Michele, why did you leave me after the prom? 839 00:55:15,120 --> 00:55:18,360 I didn't throw you away. I just... 840 00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:22,280 Our date is over. 841 00:55:22,960 --> 00:55:24,360 I mean, do you want 842 00:55:25,200 --> 00:55:27,360 funky goodbye, weird, the next morning? 843 00:55:27,440 --> 00:55:29,920 It's not like I want you to pretend to be in love with me Why am I pretending? 844 00:55:31,640 --> 00:55:35,120 Men do that. 845 00:55:35,900 --> 00:55:37,700 Yes, well, I'm not like other men. 846 00:55:37,780 --> 00:55:39,420 I know. 847 00:55:40,700 --> 00:55:44,180 848 00:55:45,180 --> 00:55:46,820 849 00:55:46,900 --> 00:55:49,900 Okay, I'll help you 850 00:55:49,980 --> 00:55:51,820 really? 851 00:55:51,900 --> 00:55:54,500 Yes, I feel bad saying that you suck 852 00:55:54,580 --> 00:55:57,500 even though you are that kind. 853 00:56:02,060 --> 00:56:03,900 Let's start. 854 00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:08,040 - Now, I'm a sexy girl - Right. 855 00:56:08,120 --> 00:56:10,920 - Okay, what do you want to do? - I want to feel your breasts 856 00:56:11,500 --> 00:56:13,460 No, you rock You can't get it right away You have to heat the oven before you put the turkey. 857 00:56:13,540 --> 00:56:15,820 Kiss me, here. 858 00:56:16,340 --> 00:56:19,420 Good. Okay, now... 859 00:56:23,220 --> 00:56:24,700 collarbone... kiss 860 00:56:30,960 --> 00:56:32,920 Good, Jim. 861 00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:34,480 You make me wet. 862 00:56:39,040 --> 00:56:41,520 God. really? 863 00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:43,640 864 00:56:43,720 --> 00:56:45,040 865 00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:47,200 No, I'm just saying that so you can practice. 866 00:56:48,960 --> 00:56:50,400 Of course. 867 00:57:11,860 --> 00:57:16,220 what direction is the problem, like clockwise, counterclockwise? 868 00:57:16,300 --> 00:57:18,660 Okay, Jim, this is what I mean 869 00:57:18,740 --> 00:57:22,860 Your main problem is you're so tense. 870 00:57:24,020 --> 00:57:27,340 Do I look tense about my sex? no 871 00:57:27,420 --> 00:57:30,500 the main thing that I can give you is... 872 00:57:30,580 --> 00:57:34,940 You must feel comfortable in any situation. 873 00:57:35,020 --> 00:57:36,340 Stand up. 874 00:57:37,220 --> 00:57:38,100 Stand up. 875 00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:43,680 - Now, this is a chaotic situation. - What happened to preheating? 876 00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:46,280 - We miss a few chapters. - Oh, okay. 877 00:57:46,360 --> 00:57:49,960 This is good. Clear. 878 00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:54,640 - Gilligan Island, Mr. Howell. - What? 879 00:57:55,220 --> 00:57:58,940 You have to control yourself and think of something that is not sexual. 880 00:57:59,020 --> 00:58:02,420 I haven't even touched you yet, and you're already tense first I'm sorry. Yes, not sexual. 881 00:58:02,500 --> 00:58:05,260 Right, okay. 882 00:58:05,340 --> 00:58:07,860 - Chair. - Good. 883 00:58:07,940 --> 00:58:10,660 Mastodon. 884 00:58:14,080 --> 00:58:15,200 clean my bathroom 885 00:58:18,460 --> 00:58:20,620 taiket beetle 886 00:58:21,740 --> 00:58:23,700 OK. Now, don't panic. 887 00:58:24,180 --> 00:58:26,180 I will do something to push your boundary 888 00:58:26,260 --> 00:58:29,180 Oh, it's cold! What are you doing? 889 00:58:29,260 --> 00:58:31,020 I just poked the trumpet into your ass Isn't the instrument fun? 890 00:58:31,660 --> 00:58:34,660 Okay, I think you've just passed my seat 891 00:58:35,100 --> 00:58:38,060 892 00:58:48,440 --> 00:58:52,040 call me in 2 weeks. then I'll go home We can finish the lesson. 893 00:58:58,280 --> 00:59:00,280 the main thing... a little tongue. 894 00:59:07,460 --> 00:59:10,500 - What is that? A guest book? - Yes, and see this list. 895 00:59:11,080 --> 00:59:13,680 "The best thing is a party in place of Tom Myers. - That's it. - A night that won't be quickly forgotten. August 93. That's your brother. Look. 896 00:59:13,760 --> 00:59:16,080 Yes, the hut right below Guys, it must be like this our party 897 00:59:16,160 --> 00:59:18,680 - Something we will always remember. - Yes, sure. Of course. 898 00:59:18,760 --> 00:59:20,560 - You entered fish - Finch, we play gin . Gin. What's the matter? 899 00:59:20,940 --> 00:59:24,380 Jim dear 900 00:59:24,460 --> 00:59:27,100 901 00:59:27,180 --> 00:59:28,700 902 00:59:30,620 --> 00:59:33,180 903 00:59:37,020 --> 00:59:37,980 904 01:00:30,180 --> 01:00:31,540 905 01:01:11,020 --> 01:01:11,940 906 01:01:13,940 --> 01:01:17,540 Chicago is beautiful, but it would be better if you were here. 907 01:01:17,620 --> 01:01:20,380 I count days. Love, Nadia. '' 908 01:01:23,580 --> 01:01:25,980 I hope you are here, Nadia. 909 01:02:01,560 --> 01:02:05,120 "Apply a few drops to achieve the desired lubrication" 910 01:02:05,200 --> 01:02:06,840 okay 911 01:02:14,280 --> 01:02:16,120 What the fuck 912 01:02:35,860 --> 01:02:37,580 Damn. 913 01:02:41,580 --> 01:02:43,820 God! 914 01:02:43,900 --> 01:02:45,900 I have lost 915 01:03:04,700 --> 01:03:06,460 Oh, damn it! 916 01:03:12,340 --> 01:03:13,460 Damn it! 917 01:03:20,220 --> 01:03:22,860 - Is everything okay? - I'm fine I'm fine Everything's fine 918 01:03:22,940 --> 01:03:24,580 Shut your mouth or I'll break this door and hit your ass! 919 01:03:24,660 --> 01:03:27,340 No, don't come here. I'm okay I just fell out of bed. 920 01:03:27,420 --> 01:03:31,100 921 01:03:31,180 --> 01:03:33,020 - are you sure? - Okay, good night - Night. - see you in the morning. 922 01:03:33,100 --> 01:03:34,980 Oh, damn it! 923 01:03:48,820 --> 01:03:50,100 - Poison control. - Hello? 924 01:04:16,060 --> 01:04:18,140 Yes, I'm kind of... 925 01:04:22,580 --> 01:04:24,700 gluing myself... 926 01:04:24,780 --> 01:04:26,540 to myself. 927 01:04:26,620 --> 01:04:29,300 No! 928 01:04:29,780 --> 01:04:31,460 Don't send an ambulance. 929 01:04:33,020 --> 01:04:34,900 Look, is there something, you know, around the house? 930 01:04:34,980 --> 01:04:38,900 Thinner. 931 01:04:42,460 --> 01:04:44,260 Don't move! Stay where you are! 932 01:05:48,320 --> 01:05:51,000 place your hand where we can see it! 933 01:05:51,580 --> 01:05:53,940 Second hand! lift one more hand, damn it! 934 01:05:54,020 --> 01:05:56,500 I can't! I'm stuck! 935 01:05:57,980 --> 01:06:00,300 I'm stuck! 936 01:06:00,380 --> 01:06:02,260 Sorry. 937 01:06:03,620 --> 01:06:05,060 Calm your hand 938 01:06:05,140 --> 01:06:07,940 939 01:06:08,020 --> 01:06:10,820 I handle it from here, okay? 940 01:06:10,900 --> 01:06:12,780 Don't worry, Jimbo. You will be fine, friend. 941 01:06:12,860 --> 01:06:15,380 Jim, this happened for the best of us. 942 01:06:21,060 --> 01:06:23,780 Left foot first. slowly do it. Good 943 01:06:23,860 --> 01:06:27,380 - watch your head - fine. please sit down 944 01:06:29,260 --> 01:06:31,540 Excuse me, sir. Are you a family member? 945 01:06:31,620 --> 01:06:34,060 Fuck, no! This is too good to miss! 946 01:06:34,140 --> 01:06:36,900 Okay, sir, you have to wait here. ok? 947 01:06:44,300 --> 01:06:46,380 This summer turned out to be great 948 01:06:59,659 --> 01:07:02,359 - How are you, son? - I've been better. 949 01:07:05,500 --> 01:07:07,980 son, it doesn't look too bad, Jim. 950 01:07:08,360 --> 01:07:10,400 good job, doctor. 951 01:07:10,480 --> 01:07:13,560 Swelling should subside in about 8 or 9 days. 952 01:07:13,640 --> 01:07:15,200 8 or 9... 953 01:07:17,340 --> 01:07:20,060 beach party in a week. Nadia is coming. 954 01:07:24,300 --> 01:07:27,820 Doctor, my child There is a party in seven days... 955 01:07:27,900 --> 01:07:29,860 and there is a young woman who came... 956 01:07:29,940 --> 01:07:32,020 what he has been waiting for... 957 01:07:33,780 --> 01:07:35,980 he's waiting to be with him 958 01:07:36,360 --> 01:07:39,680 I told your child to keep wearing his pants at the party. 959 01:07:39,760 --> 01:07:43,480 Oh, yes. Believe me, I will do that. Needless to say. 960 01:07:43,560 --> 01:07:46,040 but if it's the pants... 961 01:07:46,120 --> 01:07:48,200 decide to leave during the party 962 01:07:49,280 --> 01:07:52,240 can he fully use... 963 01:07:54,800 --> 01:07:55,840 his penis? 964 01:07:55,920 --> 01:07:57,440 OK. 965 01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:02,160 This will speed it up in a few days 966 01:08:02,240 --> 01:08:04,760 Oh, good. 967 01:08:04,840 --> 01:08:06,800 Thank you, Doctor. 968 01:08:06,880 --> 01:08:09,160 Jim... 969 01:08:09,240 --> 01:08:11,920 that's good news. 970 01:08:12,400 --> 01:08:15,840 This is a good news day, kid. this. Use this. 971 01:08:15,920 --> 01:08:17,400 It's rather cold out there. 972 01:08:19,720 --> 01:08:21,720 Well, we arrived You know, Jim... 973 01:08:22,940 --> 01:08:24,900 I think we don't tell your mother about the incident tonight. 974 01:08:24,980 --> 01:08:28,540 I thought about this glue might make it a little nauseous. 975 01:08:28,620 --> 01:08:31,860 I don't know how I can enter in this case. 976 01:08:32,640 --> 01:08:36,040 But thank you for understanding. 977 01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:41,600 Daddy is really cool. 978 01:08:41,680 --> 01:08:44,200 I mean, between this and... 979 01:08:44,280 --> 01:08:46,240 dad knows... 980 01:08:46,320 --> 01:08:48,000 981 01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:53,880 You know, you might Jimbo or Jumbo... 982 01:08:53,960 --> 01:08:56,960 or Jimbodinny with people here, but... 983 01:08:57,640 --> 01:09:00,200 I want you to know there are two people... 984 01:09:00,280 --> 01:09:03,600 who still remembers where James Emanuel Levenstein came from. 985 01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:09,040 We are really proud of you, son. 986 01:09:09,120 --> 01:09:10,880 Thank you, Father. 987 01:09:11,840 --> 01:09:13,400 Don't forget your creamy cream 988 01:09:33,940 --> 01:09:35,980 That's all. 989 01:09:36,060 --> 01:09:39,820 Right there. It is a time of pure tantra. 990 01:09:40,900 --> 01:09:44,620 fiicus, water... it's all erotic. 991 01:09:44,700 --> 01:09:49,300 One more stimulant, I will have a full release. 992 01:09:49,380 --> 01:09:53,380 Finch, move away from the fiicus. 993 01:09:53,460 --> 01:09:55,060 That fiicus is free of semen 994 01:09:58,100 --> 01:10:02,100 That's it. Morning, Jimbo. How is your penis? 995 01:10:02,180 --> 01:10:05,420 Oh, very colorful. My cock looks like it's been painted with numbers. 996 01:10:06,400 --> 01:10:09,920 You're a man I know about penis requires manual instruction. 997 01:10:15,320 --> 01:10:17,120 Stifler's palace. 998 01:10:21,320 --> 01:10:24,040 Are you here now? No, that's cool. 999 01:10:24,120 --> 01:10:26,640 You know, if you want to get along with these people. 1000 01:10:26,720 --> 01:10:28,880 Okay, I'll see you in front. 1001 01:10:32,340 --> 01:10:35,140 - Hey, Stifler, what's that... - shut up, damn 1002 01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:39,960 She's here. 1003 01:10:42,240 --> 01:10:44,800 My daughter has arrived. 1004 01:10:47,080 --> 01:10:49,680 - I have to get ready - Here it is 1005 01:10:49,760 --> 01:10:52,800 - great. Stifler's mother is here? - This can be a disaster. 1006 01:10:56,660 --> 01:10:59,140 No, except for Mrs. Stifler who drove an electric bicycle electric bicycle? 1007 01:10:59,220 --> 01:11:00,220 1008 01:11:03,620 --> 01:11:06,980 motherfucker. How are you? 1009 01:11:07,860 --> 01:11:11,100 - That's Stifler's sister - What are you doing here? 1010 01:11:11,180 --> 01:11:13,580 pussy, I'm here for vagina get on the line. 1011 01:11:13,660 --> 01:11:15,380 Gentlemen, why are all noisy? Everyone knows this is my special day 1012 01:11:15,460 --> 01:11:18,860 - What is that? - What is a dress? 1013 01:11:18,940 --> 01:11:21,500 - Are you wearing a dress? - Shitbreak, introduce my sister. 1014 01:11:21,580 --> 01:11:26,020 Sister, introduce Shitbreak. 1015 01:11:26,100 --> 01:11:27,780 - is that your sister? - Yes. 1016 01:11:29,340 --> 01:11:31,460 My daughter isn't coming. 1017 01:11:34,180 --> 01:11:35,780 So my entire inventory was wasted... 1018 01:11:37,920 --> 01:11:42,720 and I look ridiculous! 1019 01:11:42,800 --> 01:11:45,040 Excuse me. 1020 01:11:46,480 --> 01:11:48,000 - it doesn't look too good. - not 1021 01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:56,280 - Let's find your room - So, where are the girls? 1022 01:11:56,360 --> 01:12:01,160 1023 01:12:04,220 --> 01:12:06,620 I can't believe it finally with you alone 1024 01:12:06,700 --> 01:12:08,700 That takes about six weeks? 1025 01:12:09,820 --> 01:12:12,380 So, are you alone too? 1026 01:12:12,460 --> 01:12:14,860 - Yap. - Good. 1027 01:12:15,640 --> 01:12:19,160 I'm alone. 1028 01:12:19,240 --> 01:12:21,920 Guess what's on my mind? 1029 01:12:25,040 --> 01:12:27,400 Hey, Marco, can you get rid of your ball from me? 1030 01:12:28,480 --> 01:12:32,120 - What happened there? - There is no. 1031 01:12:32,880 --> 01:12:34,960 This is just my one room friend I think this is a kind of cause of defeat, huh? 1032 01:12:35,040 --> 01:12:36,800 - Yes, I think so. - see you this weekend? 1033 01:12:36,880 --> 01:12:38,880 - I can't wait. - me too 1034 01:12:38,960 --> 01:12:40,960 see you soon - surprise! - God... Nadia! 1035 01:12:41,040 --> 01:12:42,160 1036 01:12:47,280 --> 01:12:49,920 1037 01:12:50,500 --> 01:12:53,780 are you here? youre here. What are you doing here? 1038 01:12:53,860 --> 01:12:55,740 Jim, I'm very tired take a walk. 1039 01:12:55,820 --> 01:12:58,060 But you're fast OK. Nice to know you - I'll leave. - Not! 1040 01:12:58,140 --> 01:13:01,740 no... Don't go 1041 01:13:01,820 --> 01:13:04,340 Don't go 1042 01:13:04,420 --> 01:13:07,740 It's just that, I'm not ready... 1043 01:13:07,820 --> 01:13:09,780 I mean, the party starts on Saturday. 1044 01:13:13,180 --> 01:13:16,860 Can I stay here until then? 1045 01:13:17,640 --> 01:13:21,560 Yes. 1046 01:13:23,080 --> 01:13:25,440 I'll be back soon. Is that okay? 1047 01:13:25,520 --> 01:13:27,040 - OK. - Nadia... 1048 01:13:28,660 --> 01:13:30,740 which is in my room. Now. my God 1049 01:13:30,820 --> 01:13:33,300 Okay, I have a plan. 1050 01:13:33,380 --> 01:13:36,740 OK. What if I go back to you... 1051 01:13:38,620 --> 01:13:40,580 1052 01:13:40,660 --> 01:13:43,140 1053 01:13:43,220 --> 01:13:44,780 and you say... 1054 01:13:44,860 --> 01:13:47,020 "Hello, this is Michele, my girlfriend." 1055 01:13:47,400 --> 01:13:50,800 And obviously, Nadia won't expect you to make love 1056 01:13:50,880 --> 01:13:54,320 And then we break up on the party day. 1057 01:13:54,400 --> 01:13:56,360 And you've recovered and returned to the game 1058 01:13:58,120 --> 01:14:00,560 - You're bad. - Not! 1059 01:14:00,640 --> 01:14:02,680 I'm like Cupid. 1060 01:14:02,760 --> 01:14:05,160 And I know how makes a girl jealous. 1061 01:14:05,240 --> 01:14:06,960 This must be fun. 1062 01:14:07,240 --> 01:14:08,960 I'm sorry I didn't tell you quickly but we just started each other _ interested a few weeks ago. 1063 01:14:09,040 --> 01:14:11,360 But I really like it if you stay here. 1064 01:14:14,700 --> 01:14:17,820 I think you should stay here and have fun at the party. 1065 01:14:17,900 --> 01:14:20,620 1066 01:14:20,700 --> 01:14:24,140 Good for you Jim. Of course I will stay. 1067 01:14:25,020 --> 01:14:27,860 That's good... That's my nipples! 1068 01:14:28,540 --> 01:14:31,220 He likes my nipples. 1069 01:16:04,760 --> 01:16:06,040 are you still broken? 1070 01:16:06,880 --> 01:16:08,000 no 1071 01:16:08,080 --> 01:16:10,040 I'm okay 1072 01:16:10,120 --> 01:16:13,240 I might have to really get through with this. 1073 01:16:16,900 --> 01:16:19,540 What's the big problem with Nadia? 1074 01:16:19,620 --> 01:16:21,380 I mean, okay... 1075 01:16:21,460 --> 01:16:25,020 so he is 50,000 times more sexy than most women 1076 01:16:25,100 --> 01:16:27,420 but come on, it's only sex. 1077 01:16:28,180 --> 01:16:29,300 Oh, no. 1078 01:16:29,380 --> 01:16:31,580 You saw that on the Internet. 1079 01:16:31,660 --> 01:16:33,820 Does it look like I might have... 1080 01:16:33,900 --> 01:16:36,460 little interest in Nadia? 1081 01:16:38,540 --> 01:16:40,380 Add another year to that. 1082 01:16:40,460 --> 01:16:42,540 OK. 1083 01:16:43,120 --> 01:16:46,520 why didn't you take Nadia first to the concert? 1084 01:16:46,600 --> 01:16:48,360 This will be a cool date. 1085 01:16:49,320 --> 01:16:51,160 We will see how it goes Michele, you're great Thank you. 1086 01:16:56,040 --> 01:16:59,680 Anytime. 1087 01:16:59,760 --> 01:17:01,400 Come on. 1088 01:17:01,480 --> 01:17:03,040 Are you ready to break up? 1089 01:17:10,840 --> 01:17:12,560 you're a fool, idiot! 1090 01:17:15,480 --> 01:17:17,600 The theater is really cool! 1091 01:17:17,680 --> 01:17:19,920 I don't care if you're the best sex friend I've ever had in my life - I hate your guts - Don't say that. 1092 01:17:20,000 --> 01:17:22,200 And I don't care if you succeed gives me 10 consecutive orgasms... 1093 01:17:22,680 --> 01:17:25,920 because your smell is really bad. 1094 01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:29,000 the smell is really bad! 1095 01:17:30,680 --> 01:17:35,560 1096 01:17:35,640 --> 01:17:37,520 1097 01:17:40,040 --> 01:17:41,720 1098 01:17:41,800 --> 01:17:45,200 Because we have made lots of love, and 1099 01:17:45,280 --> 01:17:48,640 and I haven't taken a shower, and I want to take a shower! 1100 01:17:50,160 --> 01:17:53,920 So, you don't become a man which is very sexy again... 1101 01:17:54,000 --> 01:17:56,320 because I'm now immune... 1102 01:17:56,400 --> 01:18:00,000 for your unrelenting virility and your sexual excitement 1103 01:18:00,880 --> 01:18:04,800 And that includes sticking to the in the buttocks! So there! 1104 01:18:12,100 --> 01:18:14,100 We have something special. 1105 01:18:55,820 --> 01:18:57,660 Vicki. Hey. 1106 01:18:57,740 --> 01:19:00,980 I'm very glad you came. You want something to drink or... 1107 01:19:01,660 --> 01:19:03,420 Can I help you? 1108 01:19:04,780 --> 01:19:05,980 - Kevin. - What? 1109 01:19:06,060 --> 01:19:07,380 This is my date You saved everything it's really sweet. 1110 01:19:22,980 --> 01:19:25,100 Don't you think I'm silly? 1111 01:19:25,180 --> 01:19:26,780 1112 01:19:27,820 --> 01:19:29,660 1113 01:19:32,380 --> 01:19:36,620 whatever, Jim, that's what I like. 1114 01:19:38,980 --> 01:19:40,900 Kevin left. Doesn't look good. 1115 01:19:40,980 --> 01:19:42,980 Kevin left? 1116 01:19:43,780 --> 01:19:45,380 Just walk down the beach. 1117 01:19:49,420 --> 01:19:51,260 Are you okay, Kev? 1118 01:19:54,880 --> 01:19:56,680 What do you want to tell us? 1119 01:19:58,320 --> 01:20:00,440 Want to taste Finch's ass? 1120 01:20:04,640 --> 01:20:07,920 No, I went to say hello to Vicky... 1121 01:20:08,000 --> 01:20:10,680 and he was there with his date 1122 01:20:10,760 --> 01:20:13,200 You've cared for three girls this year. You are okay. 1123 01:20:13,280 --> 01:20:15,160 Rule three, Oz. 1124 01:20:21,040 --> 01:20:23,720 I think I lived in the past... want to party with you... 1125 01:20:23,800 --> 01:20:26,240 and with Vicky, like high school. 1126 01:20:27,320 --> 01:20:29,720 Do you remember that day, after prom? 1127 01:20:29,800 --> 01:20:32,480 You know, we made an appointment to the next step. 1128 01:20:33,720 --> 01:20:36,240 I don't think I've ever taken it. 1129 01:20:38,360 --> 01:20:41,600 my brother said that at the end of from the summer I will see the big picture. 1130 01:20:41,680 --> 01:20:43,600 And I see it. 1131 01:20:44,280 --> 01:20:47,760 No matter what, times change and everything is different. 1132 01:20:47,840 --> 01:20:51,160 The problem is, I don't want it to change 1133 01:20:51,640 --> 01:20:53,640 You know, Kevin, I haven't moved yet 1134 01:20:53,720 --> 01:20:55,720 I've been obsessed with with women who... 1135 01:20:55,800 --> 01:20:57,920 I can't have a real future with it... 1136 01:20:58,000 --> 01:21:01,880 Aside from being very strange, is very misleading. 1137 01:21:03,240 --> 01:21:05,480 I have to find a new goddess. 1138 01:21:06,920 --> 01:21:10,160 This will require patience, but I've been single throughout the summer. 1139 01:21:11,440 --> 01:21:15,360 - Are you a bit familiar with that? - Are you crazy? 1140 01:21:17,440 --> 01:21:21,440 Look, Kev, it's different not always means bad. 1141 01:21:21,520 --> 01:21:24,280 As a fact, I think everything gets better. 1142 01:21:24,760 --> 01:21:27,440 Or do I have to drag you back to the party and prove it to you? 1143 01:21:29,040 --> 01:21:30,200 I will walk. 1144 01:21:47,460 --> 01:21:50,460 You know, you have beautiful eyes. 1145 01:21:50,540 --> 01:21:54,460 - Oh, you're sweet. - That's a good boss. 1146 01:21:54,540 --> 01:21:57,820 - Oh. thanks. - Thank you. 1147 01:21:58,500 --> 01:22:01,620 - Want to make love? - Are you serious? 1148 01:22:01,700 --> 01:22:04,700 Come on, honey Give it to Stifmeister 1149 01:22:04,780 --> 01:22:07,540 - I think you're better... - You lose. 1150 01:22:08,020 --> 01:22:10,980 Wow. You know, you have beautiful eyes. 1151 01:22:11,060 --> 01:22:14,500 Come here, you embarrass yourself yourself. 1152 01:22:14,580 --> 01:22:17,860 You damaged my spell. And you're not Stifmeister, okay? 1153 01:22:17,940 --> 01:22:20,220 it took years to develop the correct Stifmeister style 1154 01:22:21,100 --> 01:22:24,260 Come on, man! I just want to see some breasts. 1155 01:22:24,340 --> 01:22:26,060 - Hey, Pop Tart. - Dream, midget. 1156 01:22:26,140 --> 01:22:29,460 Forgive him. come here. Take this. you are a police observer go out to the entrance. Look at the police, call me, okay? 1157 01:22:29,540 --> 01:22:32,300 okay 1158 01:22:32,380 --> 01:22:34,100 Gentlemen, This seems to be a party. 1159 01:22:44,280 --> 01:22:48,080 1160 01:22:51,580 --> 01:22:54,900 forgive me, I'll go find Nadia. 1161 01:22:54,980 --> 01:22:56,740 Good luck. 1162 01:23:00,060 --> 01:23:02,100 So what is this year like for you? 1163 01:23:02,180 --> 01:23:04,340 Do you miss high school? 1164 01:23:04,420 --> 01:23:06,340 Well, no. 1165 01:23:06,820 --> 01:23:10,340 When you travel like me, you are used to moving. 1166 01:23:11,620 --> 01:23:13,940 But I have fond memories. 1167 01:23:17,840 --> 01:23:20,800 - Wow, can we go in there? - Lighthouse? 1168 01:23:23,880 --> 01:23:25,640 Yes. 1169 01:23:25,720 --> 01:23:27,400 Yes, we can. 1170 01:23:27,480 --> 01:23:29,320 really romantic. 1171 01:23:32,400 --> 01:23:33,680 Jim, come on. 1172 01:23:51,320 --> 01:23:54,440 This is beautiful! 1173 01:23:54,520 --> 01:23:56,120 Cool! 1174 01:23:58,640 --> 01:24:02,840 Jim, I told you my memories from high school 1175 01:24:02,920 --> 01:24:04,600 what about your memories? 1176 01:24:10,040 --> 01:24:11,120 you 1177 01:24:11,200 --> 01:24:13,400 You haven't changed. 1178 01:24:18,140 --> 01:24:21,100 Jim, relax. 1179 01:24:21,680 --> 01:24:25,880 We just, how do you say it, honking our horn. 1180 01:24:26,960 --> 01:24:28,840 Actually, that's quite difficult. 1181 01:24:28,920 --> 01:24:30,080 What do you mean? 1182 01:24:30,920 --> 01:24:34,040 Well, this time at the camp band... 1183 01:24:39,240 --> 01:24:41,280 damn it! 1184 01:24:42,520 --> 01:24:44,600 What? Tell me. 1185 01:24:46,680 --> 01:24:50,040 Well, once this time in the camp band... 1186 01:24:51,160 --> 01:24:53,160 I'm stuck playing trombone 1187 01:24:53,240 --> 01:24:56,280 And I can't play anything. So I'm really bad 1188 01:24:56,660 --> 01:24:58,540 And everyone thinks I'm Petey... 1189 01:24:58,620 --> 01:25:01,180 but I don't know what to think, so I just keep playing and playing... 1190 01:25:01,260 --> 01:25:03,260 and I don't know what I did. 1191 01:25:03,340 --> 01:25:05,060 That's very funny! 1192 01:25:07,000 --> 01:25:09,960 - I have to go. - What? Why? 1193 01:25:13,120 --> 01:25:14,960 Please don't get me wrong 1194 01:25:15,040 --> 01:25:17,400 but you... 1195 01:25:17,480 --> 01:25:20,440 You are everything I used to want. 1196 01:25:21,220 --> 01:25:24,180 And as much as possible I really... 1197 01:25:24,260 --> 01:25:27,820 regrets what I will do... 1198 01:25:29,220 --> 01:25:31,060 there are other people I want to be with him 1199 01:25:31,940 --> 01:25:34,860 Do you want a weird band? 1200 01:25:34,940 --> 01:25:36,100 Nadia... 1201 01:25:37,100 --> 01:25:38,980 I'm a weird band 1202 01:25:40,300 --> 01:25:42,980 only I never joined a band. 1203 01:25:47,540 --> 01:25:49,380 go get your weird girl 1204 01:25:50,980 --> 01:25:52,740 One day I will find mine 1205 01:26:11,620 --> 01:26:14,780 Hey. Kevin Myers. 1206 01:26:14,860 --> 01:26:16,980 Sorry I was a jerk before. 1207 01:26:17,060 --> 01:26:19,780 It's okay. My name is Brett. 1208 01:26:19,860 --> 01:26:22,580 - can you give us a minute? - Certain. 1209 01:26:24,440 --> 01:26:26,520 Look, you don't have to do this. 1210 01:26:26,600 --> 01:26:29,000 Maybe I'm selfish... 1211 01:26:29,080 --> 01:26:32,360 in the desire to be your friend 1212 01:26:32,440 --> 01:26:35,000 Maybe this won't work I prefer to have you as a friend rather than not having you at all in my life Party starts! 1213 01:26:36,080 --> 01:26:39,520 - From the lighthouse along the way... - Hey, handsome. 1214 01:26:52,320 --> 01:26:54,200 What are you doing here? 1215 01:27:00,220 --> 01:27:03,660 I'll pick you up at the airport in two hours. 1216 01:27:11,220 --> 01:27:12,740 I took the flight before, and I thought I'd surprise you 1217 01:27:12,820 --> 01:27:15,100 - Yes, you surprised me - A little weird without a telephone? 1218 01:27:15,180 --> 01:27:17,380 We will get used to it. 1219 01:27:17,460 --> 01:27:21,180 1220 01:27:21,260 --> 01:27:23,420 1221 01:27:23,500 --> 01:27:26,700 Come on. I want to hear all about it. We will get you a drink Steve, this is a police observer This is bullshit. 1222 01:27:27,580 --> 01:27:30,180 Hello? 1223 01:27:30,260 --> 01:27:31,660 this sucks. 1224 01:27:33,380 --> 01:27:35,820 Who is out there? 1225 01:27:36,500 --> 01:27:38,260 This is Stifmeister, baby Is that right? 1226 01:27:41,300 --> 01:27:43,860 Life sucks, right? 1227 01:27:43,940 --> 01:27:45,500 it's okay. You don't need to say anything. 1228 01:27:50,540 --> 01:27:52,820 I'm used to girls who ignore me 1229 01:27:54,980 --> 01:27:58,140 Or make fun of me. 1230 01:27:58,220 --> 01:28:00,540 "Come on, Sherman. Be a Sherminator." 1231 01:28:00,620 --> 01:28:02,460 Like a movie. really smart. 1232 01:28:02,540 --> 01:28:04,540 I understand, okay? 1233 01:28:06,640 --> 01:28:09,560 Maybe I'm weird. 1234 01:28:09,640 --> 01:28:11,520 whatever. 1235 01:28:13,700 --> 01:28:15,100 Yes! Yes, you! 1236 01:28:15,180 --> 01:28:17,620 okay 1237 01:28:19,700 --> 01:28:22,580 1238 01:28:24,980 --> 01:28:26,500 1239 01:28:29,180 --> 01:28:32,740 I am the Sherminator. 1240 01:28:32,820 --> 01:28:36,180 A sophisticated sex robot is sent back through time... 1241 01:28:36,260 --> 01:28:38,700 to change the future for one lucky woman. 1242 01:28:39,920 --> 01:28:41,840 I'm a lucky woman? 1243 01:28:41,920 --> 01:28:43,840 That's right, Nadia. 1244 01:28:43,920 --> 01:28:46,480 You have been targeted for Shermination. 1245 01:28:47,160 --> 01:28:49,720 Come with me if you want to live. 1246 01:28:53,160 --> 01:28:53,880 please! 1247 01:28:58,120 --> 01:29:00,400 - fondle me, weird! - agree! 1248 01:29:00,480 --> 01:29:02,840 No way! 1249 01:29:10,000 --> 01:29:13,080 - Forget it. - Like you have a chance. 1250 01:29:27,760 --> 01:29:29,440 toast, friend 1251 01:29:35,820 --> 01:29:38,660 Hey, Steve, see what I found. 1252 01:29:38,740 --> 01:29:41,140 - Dude, don't touch the clothes. - Let me see. 1253 01:29:45,780 --> 01:29:48,500 Brilliant. you found lesbians. 1254 01:29:49,900 --> 01:29:52,340 Good luck trying to break through that force field 1255 01:29:52,420 --> 01:29:55,620 - Lesbian? - We never said that 1256 01:30:01,420 --> 01:30:03,900 - What? - We never said that 1257 01:30:10,560 --> 01:30:14,280 I will do anything, anything to sleep with you girls OK? I will reach every man's butt in this room. 1258 01:30:15,160 --> 01:30:19,440 I will bro, even. I'll shave some butts if they need them. 1259 01:30:19,520 --> 01:30:22,560 Oh, yes. you hear me 1260 01:30:22,640 --> 01:30:24,800 It's true. I'll kiss everyone here. men, women, everything 1261 01:30:24,880 --> 01:30:29,720 Because I feel comfortable with my sexuality 1262 01:30:30,400 --> 01:30:34,000 Oh, yes. 1263 01:30:34,080 --> 01:30:35,360 At least drink with Stifmeister 1264 01:30:37,320 --> 01:30:39,720 1265 01:30:41,120 --> 01:30:42,960 - okay - That's fair. 1266 01:30:44,680 --> 01:30:46,240 okay 1267 01:30:48,680 --> 01:30:50,920 You really are a Stifmeister. 1268 01:30:51,000 --> 01:30:54,960 - Welcome back to the party. - Steve, they are my lesbians - woman, I fell with crazy things - Like what? 1269 01:30:55,440 --> 01:30:58,160 One time at this party, I was drinking champagne... 1270 01:30:58,240 --> 01:31:00,480 Thank you. 1271 01:31:04,080 --> 01:31:05,680 Our next soloist Michele Flaherty. 1272 01:31:05,760 --> 01:31:09,000 Petey? 1273 01:31:38,180 --> 01:31:39,940 This child killed me - You suck, idiot - I'm not an idiot I'm a very special child. 1274 01:31:44,180 --> 01:31:46,340 How is this for the Band Band story? 1275 01:31:49,020 --> 01:31:52,160 Come on, Let's encourage Petey! 1276 01:31:52,300 --> 01:31:54,300 1277 01:32:11,240 --> 01:32:13,200 1278 01:32:24,000 --> 01:32:27,520 1279 01:33:00,000 --> 01:33:15,000 1280 01:33:36,140 --> 01:33:38,260 - Good for them. - It's amazing. 1281 01:33:41,260 --> 01:33:43,740 Want to dance? 1282 01:33:43,820 --> 01:33:46,580 We will return. Come on dear. 1283 01:34:31,720 --> 01:34:34,560 You know, there's only one word for that party 1284 01:34:34,840 --> 01:34:37,000 - bitch - loose control. 1285 01:34:38,600 --> 01:34:40,720 Will I get sick from getting drunk? Because I want 1286 01:34:47,960 --> 01:34:49,120 until later. 1287 01:34:50,620 --> 01:34:52,220 - Goodbye. - see you 1288 01:34:52,300 --> 01:34:55,220 - Let's go to our page. - We have to write about this party. 1289 01:34:55,300 --> 01:34:58,060 This party is crazy! Look at my date! He fainted! 1290 01:34:58,140 --> 01:35:00,500 - You drunk him under the table. - He can't handle it 1291 01:35:40,140 --> 01:35:43,300 - Best summer, friend? - Of course. 1292 01:35:43,780 --> 01:35:47,740 - Sorry everything doesn't work for you - are you kidding me? everything is great 1293 01:35:48,100 --> 01:35:50,260 I have all the time in the world. 1294 01:35:50,340 --> 01:35:52,340 So, we will do this every summer? 1295 01:35:52,420 --> 01:35:54,660 - definitely - Of course 1296 01:35:54,740 --> 01:35:56,260 Well, we will try. 1297 01:36:07,980 --> 01:36:10,740 - That's a beautiful car - It's pretty 1298 01:36:16,460 --> 01:36:18,700 - Mrs. Stifler - Hey, Finchy. 1299 01:36:19,580 --> 01:36:21,460 How do you know I'm here? 1300 01:36:21,540 --> 01:36:23,660 I called a few weeks ago. 1301 01:36:23,740 --> 01:36:26,100 Didn't Steven say that I will stop by sometime? 1302 01:36:26,180 --> 01:36:28,860 I thought he forgot 1303 01:36:30,540 --> 01:36:32,180 What's your name? 1304 01:36:34,260 --> 01:36:35,420 Jeanine. 1305 01:36:39,000 --> 01:36:41,160 Okay, well... 1306 01:36:41,240 --> 01:36:44,360 I've been thinking, and, you know, I'm 19 years old. 1307 01:36:44,440 --> 01:36:48,400 There is a whole world out there. I can't be obsessed with a woman. 1308 01:36:48,980 --> 01:36:52,620 - I just can't - I'm glad you studied, Finchy. 1309 01:36:54,060 --> 01:36:55,780 Good. 1310 01:36:58,820 --> 01:37:02,540 - do you want to hang out? - You better empty your schedule see you later. 1311 01:37:05,900 --> 01:37:07,820 where are you going? What about the Dog Year? 1312 01:37:08,400 --> 01:37:10,360 Give me three days. 1313 01:37:10,440 --> 01:37:14,080 Wait, is that what I think... 1314 01:37:16,320 --> 01:37:18,480 - no - Yes! 1315 01:37:18,560 --> 01:37:20,840 - I think yes - I think so too. 1316 01:37:20,920 --> 01:37:23,400 Who is that? 1317 01:37:27,320 --> 01:37:29,160 That's... 1318 01:37:29,240 --> 01:37:30,680 That's... Someone who got lost 1319 01:37:30,760 --> 01:37:32,360 1320 01:37:32,440 --> 01:37:36,400 - search for lakes. - Yes, all turned around. 1321 01:37:36,480 --> 01:37:39,560 really stupid. The lake is there. 1322 01:37:44,920 --> 01:37:48,520 Amazing. How is Finch so lucky? 1323 01:37:49,000 --> 01:37:50,920 What are you worried about? You have a girlfriend now. 1324 01:37:51,240 --> 01:37:54,040 Everything entered. Let's go. collect money. Year of the Dog is waiting. 1325 01:37:54,120 --> 01:37:57,080 Yes, right 1326 01:37:57,160 --> 01:37:59,160 - I already have a boyfriend now. - Yes, you already have 1327 01:37:59,240 --> 01:38:01,600 - She's my boyfriend - Alright, Jimbo. 1328 01:38:01,680 --> 01:38:03,480 Let's go! 1329 01:38:03,760 --> 01:38:05,080 - Where is the fucking one? - Film 1330 01:38:05,160 --> 01:38:06,840 - take the bus. - Coffee. 1331 01:38:06,920 --> 01:38:08,960 Wait a minute. 1332 01:38:09,440 --> 01:38:11,680 Who is that in the car? 1333 01:38:18,280 --> 01:38:20,320 Oh, Finchy, I miss you. 1334 01:38:21,800 --> 01:38:24,880 Oh, Jeanine. Jeanine. 1335 01:38:25,660 --> 01:38:27,420 Call me Mrs. Stifler Oh, Mrs. Stifler! 1336 01:38:29,500 --> 01:38:32,380