1 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:20,000 2 00:00:37,927 --> 00:00:41,044 3 00:00:41,087 --> 00:00:43,078 4 00:00:43,127 --> 00:00:46,119 5 00:00:49,967 --> 00:00:53,880 6 00:00:55,367 --> 00:00:59,326 7 00:00:59,367 --> 00:01:01,722 8 00:01:03,007 --> 00:01:05,157 9 00:01:06,127 --> 00:01:08,766 10 00:01:08,807 --> 00:01:11,799 11 00:01:13,207 --> 00:01:16,279 12 00:01:16,327 --> 00:01:18,841 13 00:01:18,887 --> 00:01:21,162 14 00:01:21,207 --> 00:01:23,004 15 00:01:23,047 --> 00:01:25,038 16 00:01:25,087 --> 00:01:28,238 17 00:01:28,287 --> 00:01:31,040 - And what do you see? - Yes, G zalo! 18 00:01:31,087 --> 00:01:32,759 my friend saw you with Ramn Camacho. 19 00:01:32,807 --> 00:01:35,082 - that's not true, Ricco. - shut up! 20 00:01:38,767 --> 00:01:41,406 it's time to teach you 2 lessons. 21 00:01:41,447 --> 00:01:44,120 I won't do it if I become you backwards unless you want to put a hat on your buttocks This is my area and these girls are mine yours? 22 00:01:45,047 --> 00:01:48,835 That's very sexy talking about this woman 23 00:01:48,887 --> 00:01:52,641 24 00:01:52,687 --> 00:01:54,279 25 00:01:54,327 --> 00:01:57,876 26 00:01:58,967 --> 00:02:02,880 Hello. Oh, how rich you are, Daddy! 27 00:02:02,927 --> 00:02:05,964 Hello. My name is Ali. 28 00:02:06,007 --> 00:02:08,202 stay at Staines. 29 00:02:16,327 --> 00:02:19,285 30 00:02:27,807 --> 00:02:32,403 You made me use my last tissue I don't have it anymore 31 00:02:32,447 --> 00:02:36,076 The bitch. Do you think champ, bastard? 32 00:02:36,127 --> 00:02:40,439 You don't know that I can kill you with one finger 33 00:02:41,167 --> 00:02:43,635 what are you? talk to hands 34 00:02:43,687 --> 00:02:46,155 because of the face, don't listen 35 00:02:46,207 --> 00:02:47,925 shoot! 36 00:02:51,607 --> 00:02:53,120 37 00:02:53,167 --> 00:02:55,442 sorry 38 00:02:57,087 --> 00:02:59,396 no! 39 00:03:19,167 --> 00:03:24,525 Remember, life is a precious gift the "Jah" (god bob marley) give to us. 40 00:03:39,167 --> 00:03:41,397 41 00:03:48,287 --> 00:03:50,437 42 00:04:03,647 --> 00:04:05,444 43 00:04:05,487 --> 00:04:07,842 less fortunate 44 00:04:10,407 --> 00:04:14,719 You saved us I'm really grateful Oh, God! 45 00:04:16,567 --> 00:04:19,400 That will need us both. 46 00:04:19,447 --> 00:04:22,245 here, let me help you guys 47 00:04:24,647 --> 00:04:27,286 48 00:04:27,327 --> 00:04:30,160 that's great 49 00:04:30,207 --> 00:04:32,846 Yes, please 50 00:04:33,727 --> 00:04:36,446 thank you very much. that's good 51 00:04:36,487 --> 00:04:38,876 2 Pac, no! 52 00:04:39,927 --> 00:04:43,681 53 00:04:46,087 --> 00:04:47,759 up to 54 00:04:49,647 --> 00:04:51,922 55 00:04:51,967 --> 00:04:54,845 Yeah, honey, play the ball 56 00:04:54,887 --> 00:04:56,798 57 00:04:57,727 --> 00:05:00,366 - Ali, are you awake? - for real 58 00:05:00,407 --> 00:05:01,999 Ali-Pally, do you know how late it is? You are still in bed, sleeping. 59 00:05:02,047 --> 00:05:04,481 - Sorry, Nan. 60 00:05:04,527 --> 00:05:08,725 61 00:05:08,767 --> 00:05:10,837 62 00:05:10,887 --> 00:05:14,163 63 00:05:14,207 --> 00:05:17,961 64 00:05:18,007 --> 00:05:22,000 65 00:05:22,047 --> 00:05:24,880 66 00:05:25,927 --> 00:05:27,804 67 00:05:27,847 --> 00:05:29,405 68 00:05:29,447 --> 00:05:32,245 it's better 69 00:05:32,287 --> 00:05:36,405 not good at playing with your pet When Nana is in the room 70 00:05:36,447 --> 00:05:39,564 - You teach your class today. - Evil 71 00:05:39,607 --> 00:05:41,563 get out of bed, choppy chop 72 00:05:55,247 --> 00:05:58,000 73 00:05:58,047 --> 00:06:00,720 74 00:06:00,767 --> 00:06:03,565 75 00:06:04,487 --> 00:06:05,886 76 00:06:06,327 --> 00:06:09,125 77 00:06:23,167 --> 00:06:24,156 78 00:06:25,527 --> 00:06:26,926 79 00:06:28,567 --> 00:06:29,636 80 00:06:30,967 --> 00:06:33,606 81 00:06:33,647 --> 00:06:35,046 82 00:06:43,767 --> 00:06:46,076 83 00:06:49,727 --> 00:06:51,638 - Yo, yo! Aight? - Aight! 84 00:06:51,687 --> 00:06:53,120 85 00:06:53,167 --> 00:06:54,725 respect 86 00:06:54,767 --> 00:06:57,645 So, what happened in the city of Staines, my friend? 87 00:06:57,687 --> 00:07:01,566 friend, we just returned, sucked some gin and juice. 88 00:07:01,607 --> 00:07:02,881 sleep back 89 00:07:02,927 --> 00:07:04,838 - Aight. - for real 90 00:07:04,887 --> 00:07:07,242 Jezzy, are you wearing green? 91 00:07:07,967 --> 00:07:11,721 I know that. you're a defect for lver Heath's posse, right? 92 00:07:11,767 --> 00:07:13,803 - let's stab him. - Wait! 93 00:07:13,847 --> 00:07:19,046 My mother washed my yellow shirt with my brother's blue football socks okay, but you say slag is plump Washing color clothes at a temperature of 60 degrees can be fatal. 94 00:07:19,087 --> 00:07:22,921 can you move? I told you it was at risk of fire. 95 00:07:22,967 --> 00:07:27,757 Hey, yo, what's the problem? 4 brothers relax, 96 00:07:27,807 --> 00:07:31,163 maximal, relaxed, not too heavy. 97 00:07:31,207 --> 00:07:35,120 Boof! 98 00:07:35,167 --> 00:07:37,840 - Move! - We will sit on the bench. Yes. 99 00:07:37,887 --> 00:07:39,320 100 00:07:39,367 --> 00:07:42,598 east group 101 00:07:44,047 --> 00:07:47,039 102 00:07:49,527 --> 00:07:51,916 103 00:07:51,967 --> 00:07:56,722 If it's not a Western group outside of their precious city. 104 00:07:58,847 --> 00:08:00,599 Booyakasha! 105 00:08:00,647 --> 00:08:02,842 Wickety-Wackety-sha! Boo! 106 00:08:03,767 --> 00:08:06,839 East is the best 107 00:08:06,887 --> 00:08:09,003 The west is the best 108 00:08:09,047 --> 00:08:10,799 109 00:08:11,527 --> 00:08:14,041 - East side is the best - West side is the best 110 00:08:14,087 --> 00:08:17,284 - The best western side - East side is the best 111 00:08:17,327 --> 00:08:20,205 shit, I mean the best West 112 00:08:20,247 --> 00:08:23,762 However, you are in our area once you pass bee nursery day 113 00:08:23,807 --> 00:08:27,277 just before the mini roundabout, then you are in the west area 114 00:08:27,327 --> 00:08:31,366 - we don't care - Oh, yeah? 115 00:08:31,407 --> 00:08:33,079 Your mother is so fat 116 00:08:33,127 --> 00:08:35,402 117 00:08:35,447 --> 00:08:39,122 that when he voluntarily cleanse the cages at the zoo, 118 00:08:39,167 --> 00:08:43,683 people walk and say, "Look at that hippo." 119 00:08:43,727 --> 00:08:46,799 That's not fair. That's gland 120 00:08:48,487 --> 00:08:51,957 - Let these kids go crazy - Your mom is crazy 121 00:08:52,007 --> 00:08:54,680 122 00:08:56,607 --> 00:08:58,563 123 00:09:04,167 --> 00:09:06,123 slowly! 124 00:09:08,567 --> 00:09:10,558 125 00:09:11,887 --> 00:09:13,400 stop! 126 00:09:13,447 --> 00:09:17,235 - east group! - they will be killed. 127 00:09:17,287 --> 00:09:19,721 Yo, G, it's a cop Yeah? and? 128 00:09:19,767 --> 00:09:21,917 Oh, friend, you are one of the bad examples. 129 00:09:23,487 --> 00:09:26,604 I feel that. do you shake it? 130 00:09:26,647 --> 00:09:28,683 - I feel that. - I checked it. 131 00:09:28,727 --> 00:09:31,366 - I smell it. - I checked it 132 00:09:31,407 --> 00:09:33,875 133 00:09:33,927 --> 00:09:36,361 134 00:09:36,407 --> 00:09:38,875 - Wicked! 135 00:09:38,927 --> 00:09:40,519 Wicked! 136 00:09:41,727 --> 00:09:43,683 Wicked noW, Wicked noW, Wicked! 137 00:09:43,727 --> 00:09:46,321 # Me got the chick-ahn, me like the chick-ahn! 138 00:09:46,367 --> 00:09:49,677 # I got the chicken-Wicken, a-rockin 'and a-pickin' 139 00:09:49,727 --> 00:09:51,445 # Me got... 140 00:09:51,487 --> 00:09:54,524 # A to the L to the G, Ali G, that's me, that's me 141 00:09:54,567 --> 00:09:57,604 # A to the L to the G, that's G - that's me, that's me 142 00:09:57,647 --> 00:09:59,603 # R to the I to the C to the K to the Y 143 00:09:59,647 --> 00:10:01,956 # That's Ricky C Ricky C to the C to the C 144 00:10:02,007 --> 00:10:03,235 # Ricky C... # 145 00:10:03,287 --> 00:10:05,642 Wait. I will be late for my class. Let's go. 146 00:10:06,687 --> 00:10:10,316 marijuana cocaine destroys our community 147 00:10:10,367 --> 00:10:14,565 So when someone passes it, they deserve respect So, let's respect Darren, 148 00:10:14,607 --> 00:10:16,598 Those who have been clean and lost for eight years. 149 00:10:16,647 --> 00:10:20,765 - Eight and three years quarters. - up to 150 00:10:20,807 --> 00:10:23,799 I don't want to say this but some of the big from you will never see 11. 151 00:10:23,847 --> 00:10:29,240 Booka! 152 00:10:29,287 --> 00:10:31,278 control 153 00:10:32,127 --> 00:10:34,163 see, he is crying. Homo! Homo! 154 00:10:34,207 --> 00:10:37,916 We don't have the language here the language is crazy kids 155 00:10:37,967 --> 00:10:41,596 crazy child! 156 00:10:41,647 --> 00:10:44,400 Better. All stand up! Time to give this weekly badge 157 00:10:44,447 --> 00:10:48,998 First, respect for my main Andy, 158 00:10:49,047 --> 00:10:52,084 who finally got the Cable badge 159 00:10:52,127 --> 00:10:54,880 160 00:10:54,927 --> 00:10:57,521 and the title of the advanced oath badge 161 00:10:57,567 --> 00:11:01,480 - Damn, your pubic hair - respect 162 00:11:01,527 --> 00:11:06,078 Because you have got the fifth badge, you have received the second gap. 163 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:10,603 Hopefully one day you will get to the Tyrone level If you get better, we should start measuring your pubic hair - I don't have it yet - well, I have a lot 164 00:11:10,647 --> 00:11:14,526 Now, remember Without reality, we are nothing. 165 00:11:14,567 --> 00:11:19,004 So, police aides, remain real 166 00:11:19,047 --> 00:11:23,086 still real! 167 00:11:23,127 --> 00:11:25,880 On the road, your enemy will _ praise the praise of your deeds 168 00:11:25,927 --> 00:11:27,918 So let's start with very basic exercises 169 00:11:30,047 --> 00:11:34,438 170 00:11:34,487 --> 00:11:39,322 171 00:11:39,367 --> 00:11:43,883 - 1, 2, 3 - Ali, can you talk for a while? 172 00:11:43,927 --> 00:11:48,079 - of course - it's about center 173 00:11:48,127 --> 00:11:51,403 I know how much this class means to you 174 00:11:51,447 --> 00:11:55,156 and how children enjoy it 175 00:11:55,207 --> 00:11:58,438 But the government is withdrawing our funding They closed John Nike's Comfort Center. 176 00:11:58,487 --> 00:12:02,446 what are you? How do these children mean to get out of the village now? 177 00:12:05,087 --> 00:12:09,444 - They have to go somewhere else. - Another place? 178 00:12:09,487 --> 00:12:13,116 Do you know what this means for them? And for me? 179 00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:16,921 This is a spiritual home from Massiv Staines West. 180 00:12:16,967 --> 00:12:20,755 This is like Mecca for Jews. 181 00:12:20,807 --> 00:12:23,605 This is like Kentucky for chicken. 182 00:12:23,647 --> 00:12:26,605 183 00:12:26,647 --> 00:12:31,277 And here the first time when I tasted Julieku 184 00:12:32,327 --> 00:12:35,876 Ali, there's nothing you can do. 185 00:12:35,927 --> 00:12:39,283 Now, you better go and tell the kids. 186 00:12:57,807 --> 00:13:01,322 I will never let them approach us. 187 00:13:01,367 --> 00:13:03,801 still real, yeah? 188 00:13:06,247 --> 00:13:09,557 dinner with Belgian prime minister at 8 189 00:13:09,607 --> 00:13:13,202 And Deputy Prime Minister Want to talk to you 190 00:13:13,247 --> 00:13:17,081 - Has he heard the results of the poll? - Yes, I wish I had 191 00:13:17,127 --> 00:13:19,163 Gallup puts us 22 points behind. 192 00:13:19,207 --> 00:13:21,562 - And MORI? - 23 points behind. 193 00:13:21,607 --> 00:13:24,405 The sound of the youth is leaving us in droves. 194 00:13:24,447 --> 00:13:26,836 Focus groups say We are out of touch. 195 00:13:26,887 --> 00:13:28,764 - that's right - Don't be silly. 196 00:13:28,807 --> 00:13:30,798 Will we lose this by the election? 197 00:13:30,847 --> 00:13:35,045 We haven't lost Staines in 20 years and never will 198 00:13:35,087 --> 00:13:36,884 We only have image problems. 199 00:13:36,927 --> 00:13:40,636 We must look for a candidate that will enhance the image. 200 00:13:40,687 --> 00:13:42,757 Someone who is young - Ethnic person. - Someone who is related. 201 00:13:43,807 --> 00:13:46,401 - Right. - you are right. 202 00:13:46,447 --> 00:13:48,517 We need superior intellectual candidates to guarantee our victory - calm down now, Mrs. Hugh. - Booyakasha. 203 00:13:48,567 --> 00:13:53,800 - Is Julieku available? - he's on top 204 00:13:54,487 --> 00:13:56,637 Hello, dear, I miss you very much today 205 00:13:56,687 --> 00:13:59,918 206 00:13:59,967 --> 00:14:03,926 207 00:14:03,967 --> 00:14:08,404 You look good. All I want to do is lower your pants Ali. 208 00:14:08,447 --> 00:14:10,199 - Hello, my Julie - Stop fondling Nina. 209 00:14:10,247 --> 00:14:13,080 - I was confused. - You have never been confused with Tracey. 210 00:14:13,127 --> 00:14:16,802 - Hello, Ali. - Hello. 211 00:14:16,847 --> 00:14:20,362 You know that only you are my whore Ho. woman? 212 00:14:20,407 --> 00:14:22,398 When I close my eyes, only are you the girl I'm thinking about. 213 00:14:22,447 --> 00:14:24,677 214 00:14:24,727 --> 00:14:28,197 215 00:14:28,247 --> 00:14:30,807 216 00:14:31,687 --> 00:14:33,643 - Ali, open your eyes - sorry, there is something in it. 217 00:14:33,687 --> 00:14:35,757 Because there are ticks around here Two of them, come again and they are in my eyes! 218 00:14:35,807 --> 00:14:40,039 219 00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:43,045 220 00:14:43,087 --> 00:14:47,160 221 00:14:47,207 --> 00:14:49,641 222 00:14:49,687 --> 00:14:52,804 You are a very evil child and you must be punished. 223 00:14:52,847 --> 00:14:55,805 - Are you a bad kid? - Yes 224 00:14:55,847 --> 00:14:58,236 My skin is very dry So to be a bad boy, I want you to rub oil on my body pay special attention to my breast and my ass OK, I'll do it 225 00:14:58,287 --> 00:15:01,757 But first, I want you to take off your hat, bad boy. 226 00:15:01,807 --> 00:15:05,686 But I never took off my hat you released it and I will release this 227 00:15:05,727 --> 00:15:08,366 OK. 228 00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:12,639 now I will drink you 229 00:15:12,687 --> 00:15:14,678 - 'Ali.' - in a moment 230 00:15:14,727 --> 00:15:17,195 - Behave, Alistair. - J-Lo. 231 00:15:17,247 --> 00:15:19,317 they close the center 232 00:15:25,207 --> 00:15:27,721 233 00:15:27,767 --> 00:15:30,520 234 00:15:30,567 --> 00:15:33,843 235 00:15:33,887 --> 00:15:36,117 236 00:15:36,167 --> 00:15:40,399 I will continue to go on hunger strike, until they save, or until I die. 237 00:15:40,447 --> 00:15:45,441 So in this case I will join with Tupac and Biggie in the sky, 238 00:15:45,487 --> 00:15:48,763 I came here to sleep with you one last time 239 00:15:48,807 --> 00:15:51,480 Mr. Johnson might have an opinion about that. 240 00:15:51,527 --> 00:15:54,325 - Can I see it? - I have no problem with that. 241 00:15:54,367 --> 00:15:56,039 Ali! 242 00:15:56,087 --> 00:15:58,681 don't do anything stupid, ok? 243 00:16:05,727 --> 00:16:08,605 listen to me. She's not really Julieku 244 00:16:08,647 --> 00:16:12,117 In real life I will come out With someone who is fit 245 00:16:12,167 --> 00:16:15,398 But they did it to make me more accessible. 246 00:16:15,447 --> 00:16:19,759 Which means you think I'll sleep with you, even if you are very ugly 247 00:16:26,327 --> 00:16:29,000 OK, you have ten seconds before you start. 248 00:16:29,047 --> 00:16:31,038 again! 249 00:16:32,647 --> 00:16:35,320 OK, and start 250 00:16:35,367 --> 00:16:37,676 Mr. G, Why are you on a hunger strike? 251 00:16:37,727 --> 00:16:40,400 In the struggle for... 252 00:16:42,007 --> 00:16:46,319 In the struggle for justice, I am willing to give my life 253 00:16:46,367 --> 00:16:50,201 as Martin Luther Vandross did 254 00:16:52,767 --> 00:16:56,760 local party Alan Swan has several names for election 255 00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:59,799 This is a great honor. I always admire... 256 00:16:59,847 --> 00:17:04,045 - name, SWan. - right. well, 257 00:17:04,087 --> 00:17:09,480 There are three candidates that really are extraordinary according to your criteria. 258 00:17:09,527 --> 00:17:13,566 the top list is Andrew Hamilton, PhD in political science, 259 00:17:13,607 --> 00:17:16,485 studying PPE in Oxford, gets the first star. 260 00:17:16,527 --> 00:17:19,041 Have you tried this new fried chicken? 261 00:17:19,087 --> 00:17:22,716 - They're really delicious - What sauce will you use? 262 00:17:22,767 --> 00:17:24,325 I think it's barbecue 263 00:17:24,367 --> 00:17:26,437 I can't take it! 264 00:17:31,847 --> 00:17:34,042 265 00:17:35,087 --> 00:17:37,282 chicken flour! 266 00:17:42,047 --> 00:17:44,436 - good, we can go home now 267 00:17:47,047 --> 00:17:50,005 I'll get the key, yeah? 268 00:17:50,047 --> 00:17:52,277 Start again from... now! 269 00:17:52,327 --> 00:17:55,399 270 00:17:55,447 --> 00:17:58,644 no 271 00:17:59,647 --> 00:18:01,683 272 00:18:02,727 --> 00:18:06,686 - What do we have here? - I'm doing a serious protest. 273 00:18:06,727 --> 00:18:10,959 274 00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:13,646 In this case, we will leave you for that. 275 00:18:13,687 --> 00:18:16,326 Oh, thank you though, there is one thing 276 00:18:16,367 --> 00:18:18,676 277 00:18:20,687 --> 00:18:22,359 278 00:18:22,407 --> 00:18:25,080 279 00:18:25,127 --> 00:18:28,164 280 00:18:28,207 --> 00:18:31,756 281 00:18:31,807 --> 00:18:33,206 282 00:18:33,247 --> 00:18:35,715 283 00:18:35,767 --> 00:18:37,837 growing, big I have to get erection 284 00:18:37,887 --> 00:18:42,483 Jennifer Lopez, Jennifer Lopez. 285 00:18:42,527 --> 00:18:44,643 Jennifer Lopez lesbian With one of the plump _ Destiny's Child personnel Look here now! Look at my big animal! 286 00:18:46,767 --> 00:18:51,795 287 00:18:57,487 --> 00:19:00,320 You're a dirty animal! 288 00:19:00,367 --> 00:19:02,562 Oh, Shep, this train is very dirty. 289 00:19:02,607 --> 00:19:05,041 This will require a lot of polishing. 290 00:19:12,407 --> 00:19:15,558 291 00:19:15,607 --> 00:19:18,121 292 00:19:18,167 --> 00:19:19,998 293 00:19:20,047 --> 00:19:23,881 PhD in economics, three years at Harvard, age 34 294 00:19:23,927 --> 00:19:26,964 Swan? Is there any reason Why should there be 295 00:19:27,007 --> 00:19:30,795 a man in bad clothes, chained to a half-naked fence 296 00:19:30,847 --> 00:19:34,237 dionani by, old blind worker? 297 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:36,759 298 00:19:36,807 --> 00:19:42,006 ignore him. It's a local idiot which makes some sad protests. 299 00:19:42,047 --> 00:19:44,322 release him and bring him here. 300 00:19:44,367 --> 00:19:46,881 - But I tried to... - Bring him in, Swan. 301 00:19:50,567 --> 00:19:53,365 Straight forward at the top of the stairs. 302 00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:58,715 303 00:19:58,767 --> 00:20:01,156 304 00:20:01,287 --> 00:20:04,085 305 00:20:04,127 --> 00:20:06,925 306 00:20:06,967 --> 00:20:09,401 307 00:20:10,767 --> 00:20:13,645 308 00:20:13,687 --> 00:20:15,757 309 00:20:17,407 --> 00:20:22,879 310 00:20:25,487 --> 00:20:31,403 311 00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:37,680 I'm Kate Hedges, secretary Deputy Prime Minister enter and you can raise your pants now. 312 00:20:37,727 --> 00:20:40,639 Hello, I'm David Carlton, Deputy Prime Minister Hello. I'm Ali G, who dominates MC 313 00:20:46,487 --> 00:20:50,036 Make women touch their vagina. 314 00:20:50,087 --> 00:20:53,966 - after two, so... - Three. 315 00:20:54,007 --> 00:20:56,919 not Ali A, not Ali B, not Ali C, not Ali D, 316 00:20:56,967 --> 00:21:00,198 not Ali... 317 00:21:00,247 --> 00:21:03,478 E... 318 00:21:03,527 --> 00:21:05,119 not Ali... 319 00:21:06,247 --> 00:21:08,397 320 00:21:08,447 --> 00:21:10,438 F... 321 00:21:10,487 --> 00:21:12,603 - but Ali... - G. 322 00:21:12,647 --> 00:21:14,319 Bo! your iram is strict for white people, yes, sir. 323 00:21:14,367 --> 00:21:16,198 That's the full name and address 324 00:21:16,247 --> 00:21:19,922 Tell me, Ali, do you have a job? 325 00:21:19,967 --> 00:21:22,401 326 00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:24,517 327 00:21:24,567 --> 00:21:27,320 I recently asked for alms. 328 00:21:27,407 --> 00:21:30,399 - when? - 8 years and 3 months ago. 329 00:21:30,447 --> 00:21:33,644 It says here you claim a disability. Is it true? 330 00:21:33,687 --> 00:21:36,997 Yes, actually I'm mentally disabled I have a terrible injury and I still don't have full mobility in mixing fingers. 331 00:21:37,047 --> 00:21:39,197 Fok-chickety-fok-fok-fresh. OW. 332 00:21:39,247 --> 00:21:42,444 Everything under there still works. Oh, yes. 333 00:21:42,487 --> 00:21:45,399 Ali, will you sit down? Please, sit down. 334 00:21:45,447 --> 00:21:49,440 - Have you ever been a member of parliament? - What for? It's full of prick 335 00:21:49,487 --> 00:21:53,765 That's a little hard. I'm a member of parliament, am I annoying? 336 00:21:56,927 --> 00:22:01,796 337 00:22:01,847 --> 00:22:05,476 338 00:22:05,527 --> 00:22:09,361 - Yes. - let's try it from the other side 339 00:22:11,047 --> 00:22:13,402 Is there nothing you want to change? 340 00:22:13,447 --> 00:22:17,235 he explained, I want to save John Nike's convenience center 341 00:22:17,287 --> 00:22:20,563 As an MP for Staines, you can achieve that. 342 00:22:20,607 --> 00:22:22,996 Do you want to take part in this election? 343 00:22:23,047 --> 00:22:25,686 I have to be honest, I can't really do it 344 00:22:25,727 --> 00:22:27,718 I mean, 345 00:22:27,767 --> 00:22:29,917 I'm obviously doing it with two women Well, I saw it on the internet 346 00:22:29,967 --> 00:22:31,958 But I have never felt really comfortable sleeping with a man. 347 00:22:32,007 --> 00:22:36,558 Many people say never 348 00:22:36,607 --> 00:22:38,723 but I feel confident that I out the hole must stay out the hole 349 00:22:38,767 --> 00:22:42,555 350 00:22:42,607 --> 00:22:46,202 and never entered the hole do you know what I mean? 351 00:22:46,247 --> 00:22:48,807 Yes 352 00:22:48,847 --> 00:22:51,680 Well, nice to meet you David. 353 00:22:51,727 --> 00:22:54,560 See you later, baby 354 00:22:57,127 --> 00:22:58,879 David? 355 00:23:14,487 --> 00:23:16,762 What are you doing? He is the biggest idiot I've ever met. 356 00:23:16,807 --> 00:23:20,720 - choose him and we will never win - I know 357 00:23:20,767 --> 00:23:24,646 There will be a leadership crisis. The prime minister is out. 358 00:23:24,687 --> 00:23:28,441 And who might replace it? 359 00:23:28,487 --> 00:23:31,081 Ali has two weeks to eliminate our 18,000 votes 360 00:23:33,527 --> 00:23:37,440 Let's enter him into the campaign. 361 00:23:37,487 --> 00:23:39,637 362 00:23:40,167 --> 00:23:41,998 calm, rude man. my name is Ali G and I'm here representing Staines. 363 00:23:43,727 --> 00:23:48,278 364 00:23:48,327 --> 00:23:50,602 Can I rely on your voice? 365 00:23:50,647 --> 00:23:52,956 - of course not - fur gloves 366 00:23:53,007 --> 00:23:54,520 Seeing I'm here, 367 00:23:54,567 --> 00:23:58,196 can I interest you with a quarter of a black Moroccan cigarette? 368 00:23:58,247 --> 00:24:00,158 This is a good item! 369 00:24:00,207 --> 00:24:03,517 Dave, this is your turn to throw through the letter. 370 00:24:03,567 --> 00:24:07,037 Our anti-snapping program won a lot of praise. 371 00:24:07,087 --> 00:24:11,444 Examples of bullying in this school are at an all-time low. 372 00:24:11,487 --> 00:24:15,162 Jonathan used to suffer a lot from bullies. 373 00:24:15,207 --> 00:24:18,085 I'm not surprised. Look at him. 374 00:24:18,127 --> 00:24:23,679 Hey, fat bum bum. Hey, fat bum bum. Want a cream cake again? 375 00:24:24,727 --> 00:24:26,922 376 00:24:26,967 --> 00:24:28,958 377 00:24:29,007 --> 00:24:31,316 even though he is very fatty 378 00:24:31,367 --> 00:24:36,395 All of you bastards! 379 00:24:36,447 --> 00:24:40,406 Voice for G, jerk G. me, jerk G. 380 00:24:40,447 --> 00:24:43,086 All prostitutes at home say yo 381 00:24:45,247 --> 00:24:50,367 choose me, because I know what you lesbians want 382 00:24:50,407 --> 00:24:55,800 I am your big supporter, because I have a lot of your videos 383 00:24:55,847 --> 00:25:01,080 If you choose me, I promise to reduce the tax on sexy rope 384 00:25:01,127 --> 00:25:03,118 385 00:25:03,167 --> 00:25:06,045 Why are you so angry? Are you all passionate? 386 00:25:06,087 --> 00:25:10,365 master and mistress, to commemorate Town Hall extension, 387 00:25:10,407 --> 00:25:14,286 We ask all candidates to put bricks. 388 00:25:14,327 --> 00:25:16,557 Ali, will you put one for us now? 389 00:25:16,607 --> 00:25:19,041 - What, here? - We will be respected. 390 00:25:19,087 --> 00:25:21,203 - In front of everyone? - Yes. 391 00:25:30,487 --> 00:25:33,081 392 00:25:35,567 --> 00:25:37,319 not bad 393 00:25:37,367 --> 00:25:39,722 This is really important. 394 00:25:39,767 --> 00:25:41,917 10 days ago we were 14 points ahead, 395 00:25:41,967 --> 00:25:44,720 By going one day We are eight points behind 396 00:25:44,767 --> 00:25:48,362 Listen. Did you get the manifesto I sent to you? 397 00:25:50,207 --> 00:25:53,279 - Do you have cigarette paper? - For real. 398 00:25:53,327 --> 00:25:55,887 399 00:25:59,607 --> 00:26:03,156 - Do you have other cigarette papers? - Yeah, for real. 400 00:26:03,207 --> 00:26:06,643 evil. 401 00:26:06,687 --> 00:26:09,247 Yes. that's very helpful. 402 00:26:09,287 --> 00:26:12,518 30 seconds before we air. come with me 403 00:26:12,567 --> 00:26:16,116 good luck. Don't hold back. 404 00:26:16,167 --> 00:26:18,203 405 00:26:21,807 --> 00:26:26,437 by some important In the election in the last decade, 406 00:26:26,487 --> 00:26:30,605 We join former Secretary of the Environment _ David Griffiths 407 00:26:30,647 --> 00:26:32,638 and newcomer Ali G. 408 00:26:32,687 --> 00:26:35,645 This debate will help build your mind 409 00:26:35,687 --> 00:26:39,885 Ali, if elected, what would you do for Staines? 410 00:26:39,927 --> 00:26:42,487 I saved John Nike's comfort center. 411 00:26:42,527 --> 00:26:44,995 that doesn't mean it's your single policy 412 00:26:45,047 --> 00:26:50,075 Is it to save the center that is almost used and drains terrible funds? 413 00:26:50,127 --> 00:26:52,641 What are your other policies? 414 00:26:52,687 --> 00:26:56,885 - My other policy? - Yes, you must have some. 415 00:26:59,647 --> 00:27:01,717 416 00:27:02,807 --> 00:27:07,927 I think it's very important to reduce inflation 417 00:27:07,967 --> 00:27:13,166 and also invest in nehuss. 418 00:27:14,847 --> 00:27:16,997 The nahuss. 419 00:27:17,047 --> 00:27:19,845 - Oh, NHS. - You read from my sheet no. I think it's mine You copied it from me 420 00:27:19,887 --> 00:27:23,846 it's not me 421 00:27:23,887 --> 00:27:25,798 Then maybe you will tell me Where did you stand on ERM? 422 00:27:25,847 --> 00:27:29,283 no problem. I think the first album they suck is I hate all indie music. 423 00:27:29,327 --> 00:27:32,876 Voters deserve better, You make a mockery of this debate. 424 00:27:32,927 --> 00:27:34,758 What? Are you looking in the mirror? 425 00:27:34,807 --> 00:27:38,925 you make that clear to the voters How you clowns 426 00:27:39,967 --> 00:27:42,481 Talking about yourself again? I think so. 427 00:27:42,527 --> 00:27:47,123 You're embarrassing for the Staines community. 428 00:27:47,167 --> 00:27:50,637 429 00:27:50,687 --> 00:27:54,043 430 00:27:54,087 --> 00:27:56,885 That's not a good way to talk about your mother. 431 00:27:56,927 --> 00:28:01,921 I bet for you, that you might is the worst candidate 432 00:28:01,967 --> 00:28:04,720 that has been submitted by your miserable party 433 00:28:04,767 --> 00:28:07,281 Well, I bet for you that you suck on a horse. 434 00:28:15,607 --> 00:28:17,962 435 00:28:18,007 --> 00:28:19,599 I don't suck horses I have dealt with this problem With the party leader 436 00:28:21,087 --> 00:28:23,965 and when I explained to him, 437 00:28:25,727 --> 00:28:29,402 I go hunting with my friends and I slipped into the horse's ass, 438 00:28:29,447 --> 00:28:31,563 Which, unfortunately, because was the mating season 439 00:28:31,607 --> 00:28:35,316 is being aroused. 440 00:28:35,367 --> 00:28:39,997 441 00:28:40,047 --> 00:28:45,519 442 00:28:45,567 --> 00:28:48,161 443 00:28:51,647 --> 00:28:54,605 "Why did he leave? Does he have to go and fuck a pony? or nails? 444 00:28:55,887 --> 00:28:58,526 Let me tell you, they have to read the polls that pop up tomorrow! With results that are too close to be called " 445 00:28:58,567 --> 00:29:01,206 Thomas Alvarez, Liberal Democrats, 5,080 votes 446 00:29:01,247 --> 00:29:04,364 Alistair Leslie Graham... 447 00:29:04,407 --> 00:29:08,116 Who is a stupid name. 448 00:29:08,167 --> 00:29:14,117 449 00:29:14,167 --> 00:29:18,126 450 00:29:18,167 --> 00:29:20,283 451 00:29:20,767 --> 00:29:26,160 452 00:29:29,327 --> 00:29:31,443 453 00:29:31,487 --> 00:29:34,160 454 00:29:34,207 --> 00:29:39,201 - 5,086 votes. - You win! you succeeded! 455 00:29:40,447 --> 00:29:42,915 And now I declare 456 00:29:42,967 --> 00:29:48,246 Ali G has been elected as a Member of Parliament for Staines. 457 00:29:53,687 --> 00:29:57,202 Do you want to see a new Member of Parliament , aight? 458 00:29:57,247 --> 00:29:59,044 459 00:29:59,087 --> 00:30:00,486 460 00:30:00,527 --> 00:30:04,998 Look at how I touched my own . Do you like it 461 00:30:05,047 --> 00:30:06,719 Does that make you aroused? 462 00:30:06,767 --> 00:30:08,962 no too Give a kiss to Mr. Gherkin. 463 00:30:09,007 --> 00:30:12,204 - You're so long and hard! - it's a hand brake 464 00:30:12,247 --> 00:30:17,446 "Now, let's get Jiggy." 465 00:30:17,487 --> 00:30:20,126 466 00:30:20,167 --> 00:30:23,557 467 00:30:23,607 --> 00:30:25,723 468 00:30:25,767 --> 00:30:27,644 469 00:30:27,687 --> 00:30:30,804 470 00:30:30,847 --> 00:30:32,883 Is it finished? 471 00:30:35,167 --> 00:30:36,361 be enthusiastic. respect 472 00:30:50,647 --> 00:30:53,923 473 00:30:53,967 --> 00:30:56,197 - be enthusiastic. - Parliament representatives for staff 474 00:30:56,247 --> 00:31:00,206 I know you. You are the grandmother who did it with prostitution. 475 00:31:02,527 --> 00:31:04,119 respect 476 00:31:06,247 --> 00:31:09,284 - Because of this government... - calm down! 477 00:31:10,727 --> 00:31:14,879 this government does economic policy 478 00:31:14,927 --> 00:31:17,646 not only incompetent This becomes immoral, is not trusted and is not true. 479 00:31:17,687 --> 00:31:23,239 They passed our pose. I will like this. 480 00:31:23,287 --> 00:31:27,075 - calm down now - and see this! 481 00:31:27,127 --> 00:31:30,881 calm down! Member of Staines please return to his seat? 482 00:31:30,927 --> 00:31:36,081 Members of Staines please return to their seats? 483 00:31:36,127 --> 00:31:40,166 calm in the room! 484 00:31:40,207 --> 00:31:44,041 485 00:31:47,887 --> 00:31:51,846 - what did it do? - I'm not sure, Prime Minister 486 00:31:51,887 --> 00:31:54,355 For you to come to me Calm down the rampage 487 00:31:54,407 --> 00:31:57,956 see yourself! 488 00:31:58,007 --> 00:32:01,602 Everything you do all day is cursing with each other. 489 00:32:07,567 --> 00:32:09,762 R-E-S-T-E-C-P. 490 00:32:09,807 --> 00:32:13,083 - Do you know what the spelling is? - Restecp? 491 00:32:13,127 --> 00:32:17,086 - Yes. Restecp. - Restecp. 492 00:32:18,127 --> 00:32:22,598 How do people out there mean to respect each other 493 00:32:25,487 --> 00:32:29,162 if you here never start respect each other? 494 00:32:29,207 --> 00:32:33,439 Sergeant, get him out. 495 00:32:33,487 --> 00:32:39,642 Want to know how to make this country better? Very simple. Two words. 496 00:32:39,687 --> 00:32:41,405 497 00:32:41,447 --> 00:32:45,326 498 00:32:45,367 --> 00:32:48,359 - still real - That's three words. 499 00:32:48,407 --> 00:32:52,366 Don't be a fitting man. "that" is not a real word. That stands for 500 00:32:52,407 --> 00:32:57,003 - still real! - He was banished from the DPR. 501 00:32:57,047 --> 00:32:59,038 Is it because I'm black? 502 00:32:59,087 --> 00:33:02,079 What have you done to me? 503 00:33:02,127 --> 00:33:05,437 I want that idiot in my office With his resignation. 504 00:33:05,487 --> 00:33:06,966 Yes, prime minister 505 00:33:07,007 --> 00:33:09,805 enter 506 00:33:12,207 --> 00:33:15,916 - Listen, you know I made a mistake - Don't you read the paper? 507 00:33:26,967 --> 00:33:28,400 I don't believe. 508 00:33:30,167 --> 00:33:32,237 This dog can play table tennis. 509 00:33:32,287 --> 00:33:36,246 - That's a reporter, they love you - But how does he hold a bat? 510 00:33:36,287 --> 00:33:39,836 Deputy Prime Minister and I ask, 511 00:33:39,887 --> 00:33:42,799 What if I ask you to join the Cabinet? 512 00:33:42,847 --> 00:33:44,883 No, think about this. 513 00:33:44,927 --> 00:33:48,886 Ali joined the Cabinet, two of them are in public harmony Ali slipped, he brought the old jerk with him Why did Ali join? 514 00:33:48,927 --> 00:33:51,760 I told the Prime Minister to offer to save his entertainment center. 515 00:33:51,807 --> 00:33:53,399 - Are you crazy? Is that... - Let me finish 516 00:33:53,447 --> 00:33:57,918 Offer to save the entertainment center if Ali lets him lead a 20 point poll. 517 00:33:57,967 --> 00:34:00,925 Now that I'm in the Cabinet, can I see the red button? 518 00:34:00,967 --> 00:34:07,042 - Can I trust you? - Yes. 519 00:34:07,087 --> 00:34:12,081 520 00:34:12,127 --> 00:34:14,322 521 00:34:14,367 --> 00:34:16,483 okay. here it is 522 00:34:16,527 --> 00:34:22,238 One touch of the red button can destroy the whole world. 523 00:34:22,287 --> 00:34:25,643 - it's very interesting because... - No! 524 00:34:25,687 --> 00:34:27,484 feel it! 525 00:34:27,527 --> 00:34:30,837 Ali, please, stay away. love me 526 00:34:30,887 --> 00:34:33,321 - Can't we blow things up? - Not! 527 00:34:33,367 --> 00:34:34,766 - please? - no 528 00:34:34,807 --> 00:34:37,765 - Somewhere annoying like Wales. - Ali. 529 00:34:37,807 --> 00:34:40,002 Their Prime Minister calls your mother a snail 530 00:34:40,047 --> 00:34:41,958 I'm the Prime Minister of Wales! 531 00:34:42,007 --> 00:34:44,521 You don't have to say that about your mother. 532 00:34:44,567 --> 00:34:49,004 Your first Cabinet meeting, we are It's about asylum seekers. 533 00:34:50,007 --> 00:34:54,205 I sent you on a fact-finding mission. 534 00:34:54,247 --> 00:34:59,116 Anyone who tries to smuggle might pass this. 535 00:34:59,167 --> 00:35:02,204 And this is not just immigrants. Look at this. 536 00:35:04,127 --> 00:35:08,439 you will be surprised. Look at this nonsense. 537 00:35:08,487 --> 00:35:13,117 Marijuana is smuggled from Europe, South America and the Middle East. 538 00:35:13,167 --> 00:35:15,886 it's terrible 539 00:35:16,967 --> 00:35:19,003 - Is there something else? - Yes. 540 00:35:19,047 --> 00:35:22,164 Some losers smuggle this 15 kilos. 541 00:35:22,207 --> 00:35:25,517 This is the strongest super marijuana ever found. 542 00:35:27,527 --> 00:35:31,679 Here is the seizure of weapons and this is where we continue... 543 00:35:31,727 --> 00:35:34,287 544 00:35:37,327 --> 00:35:39,636 you guys will laugh often here. 545 00:35:40,647 --> 00:35:43,241 - no - Oh. 546 00:35:43,287 --> 00:35:47,519 Next we have a mountain of pornography 547 00:35:47,567 --> 00:35:50,957 mostly from Germany. You might want to turn away. 548 00:35:51,007 --> 00:35:54,283 no, I have a job to complete 549 00:35:55,327 --> 00:35:57,966 I know. That makes me sick, too. 550 00:35:58,007 --> 00:36:01,079 I have to arrange my report now, so please leave of course, sir 551 00:36:02,127 --> 00:36:05,881 The prime minister will lower the team of experts to help with my research 552 00:36:05,927 --> 00:36:08,043 Hello. we are an expert team 553 00:36:08,087 --> 00:36:12,399 554 00:36:12,447 --> 00:36:15,405 Sprinkle on the Arse 555 00:36:15,447 --> 00:36:17,756 Ali, tell us, What did you find at Dover? 556 00:36:20,407 --> 00:36:23,877 I see a lot of things, mostly from Germany, 557 00:36:26,727 --> 00:36:28,957 this guy entered through the back door 558 00:36:31,567 --> 00:36:35,719 She's right. In Germany, I experienced it myself. 559 00:36:35,767 --> 00:36:38,884 560 00:36:38,927 --> 00:36:42,442 561 00:36:42,487 --> 00:36:45,877 562 00:36:45,927 --> 00:36:48,964 - respect - I remember once 563 00:36:49,007 --> 00:36:51,805 there are two big African men 564 00:36:51,847 --> 00:36:56,159 who managed to squeeze themselves into this little box 565 00:36:57,447 --> 00:37:00,564 - How long have they been there? -15 hours. 566 00:37:00,607 --> 00:37:03,758 - this is very emotional. - It must be hurt. 567 00:37:03,807 --> 00:37:06,844 - Still - Sorry. 568 00:37:08,047 --> 00:37:11,756 So, John, What will we do towards asylum seekers? 569 00:37:11,807 --> 00:37:15,641 We can't let them all, it will paralyze the economy. 570 00:37:15,687 --> 00:37:17,086 571 00:37:17,127 --> 00:37:20,039 - Yes, Ali? - Let's think about this. 572 00:37:20,087 --> 00:37:23,204 What's the main thing We don't have enough in England? 573 00:37:23,247 --> 00:37:24,646 - hospital - no 574 00:37:24,687 --> 00:37:27,645 - library? - Act! 575 00:37:27,687 --> 00:37:30,076 We don't have enough beautiful women 576 00:37:30,127 --> 00:37:32,846 And we have too many ugly women. 577 00:37:32,887 --> 00:37:35,162 not offensive, Karen. 578 00:37:35,207 --> 00:37:39,678 Then we don't leave all refugees beautiful and turn to rank one 579 00:37:39,727 --> 00:37:41,683 then we solve both problems. 580 00:37:41,727 --> 00:37:45,879 We shoot two birds With one weapon 581 00:37:45,927 --> 00:37:49,442 - This is ridiculous. - What do you think? 582 00:37:49,487 --> 00:37:52,684 I think, we have to stay real skinny 583 00:37:53,967 --> 00:37:55,446 Fit. 584 00:37:55,487 --> 00:37:57,921 wait. 585 00:37:59,087 --> 00:38:00,964 back to Slovenia. 586 00:38:01,007 --> 00:38:02,998 Education standards are at the lowest for 15 years. 587 00:38:07,127 --> 00:38:10,324 That's because children learn things that are of no use to them. 588 00:38:10,367 --> 00:38:14,838 589 00:38:14,887 --> 00:38:19,597 Who here has used math or English? 590 00:38:20,967 --> 00:38:25,757 Exactly. Let's start making relevant education. 591 00:38:25,807 --> 00:38:31,200 If Kevin buys six ounces of Jamaican marijuana from Fat Tony for 480 cash, 592 00:38:31,247 --> 00:38:33,920 and must be divided between 11 of its customers, 593 00:38:33,967 --> 00:38:37,164 How much does he have to take for the eighth 594 00:38:37,207 --> 00:38:39,675 so that he can make a profit of 100 to pay off his child's insurance? 595 00:38:39,727 --> 00:38:43,242 The situation in Northern Ireland is circling out of control. 596 00:38:43,287 --> 00:38:48,566 listen to me now 597 00:38:48,607 --> 00:38:50,040 the only way to get it, send it to Hinduism to stop the killing of Islam 598 00:38:50,087 --> 00:38:53,966 599 00:38:54,007 --> 00:38:57,920 - Catholics against Protestants. - up to 600 00:38:57,967 --> 00:39:03,121 Is to get beautiful women to get out their peace babylons 601 00:39:03,167 --> 00:39:05,522 - prime minister - not you, love 602 00:39:05,567 --> 00:39:11,085 British troops are financed by taxpayers 4.2 trillion a year. 603 00:39:11,127 --> 00:39:14,278 How will the government reduce this number? 604 00:39:14,327 --> 00:39:17,763 We will hire The A-Team. 605 00:39:17,807 --> 00:39:20,367 His Majesty the Queen 606 00:39:22,447 --> 00:39:26,281 Your Honor, may I introduce Ali G, parliamentary representative for Staines? 607 00:39:43,287 --> 00:39:48,725 Hello, cheeky. You are far more fit than you can see on a coin. 608 00:39:48,767 --> 00:39:52,282 Next time I will place a 50 coin in my pocket 609 00:39:52,327 --> 00:39:56,525 I feel honored your head so close to my cock 610 00:39:56,567 --> 00:40:00,685 No one works, unemployment is at the highest level. 611 00:40:03,487 --> 00:40:08,197 England has a special relationship with America. Do you like Bush (bush)? 612 00:40:08,247 --> 00:40:14,595 I like bush. I like anything that gives leaves to the vaginal area Will you dance for me, please? 613 00:40:16,007 --> 00:40:18,396 - Oh, my God - Shaved heaven. respect 614 00:40:24,407 --> 00:40:28,082 615 00:40:28,127 --> 00:40:32,917 The queen said she was breathing fresh air. 616 00:40:32,967 --> 00:40:35,322 - Ali G fans swept England. - representative council charismatic Ali G 617 00:40:35,367 --> 00:40:39,883 At 12 o'clock, all marijuana paper Will be free "To prevent its use, There will be a levy of 25 percent in the pants. 618 00:40:46,927 --> 00:40:50,522 619 00:40:50,567 --> 00:40:56,039 620 00:40:56,087 --> 00:40:58,647 This will exclude the g-string 621 00:40:58,687 --> 00:41:00,917 for health services, 622 00:41:00,967 --> 00:41:04,039 Marijuana will be provided free on the NHS 623 00:41:04,087 --> 00:41:08,285 For the treatment of chronic diseases like scrot itching. 624 00:41:11,047 --> 00:41:15,279 Besides that, I'm ending 625 00:41:20,007 --> 00:41:23,795 - I can't accept - Keep going, David. 626 00:41:24,927 --> 00:41:27,202 I want to be a sissy 627 00:41:28,487 --> 00:41:33,242 Yes, right. It feels really good and this is my favorite 628 00:41:35,327 --> 00:41:39,366 honestly. I used to be a girl and wear a Knicks shirt. 629 00:41:41,407 --> 00:41:42,840 ask my mother 630 00:41:42,887 --> 00:41:45,117 631 00:41:52,847 --> 00:41:57,637 War of weaving in Central Africa. _ hosted a peace conference. 632 00:41:57,687 --> 00:42:01,521 The budget for the victory of the most controversial English council. 633 00:42:01,567 --> 00:42:03,762 634 00:42:03,807 --> 00:42:05,604 635 00:42:05,647 --> 00:42:09,117 636 00:42:09,167 --> 00:42:13,046 637 00:42:13,087 --> 00:42:15,760 638 00:42:15,807 --> 00:42:18,116 639 00:42:18,167 --> 00:42:23,525 640 00:42:24,567 --> 00:42:27,877 A fancy dress does not beautify for a negligent month 641 00:42:27,927 --> 00:42:29,679 I know 642 00:42:29,727 --> 00:42:32,639 This is new to me so don't leave me alone. 643 00:42:32,687 --> 00:42:34,439 Don't worry, baby 644 00:42:34,487 --> 00:42:37,240 645 00:42:40,287 --> 00:42:43,643 This is the Prime Minister, let me get his signature - Boss, this is Julieku - beautiful 646 00:42:43,687 --> 00:42:45,917 Should we meet our delegation? President of Wattana from Thailand. 647 00:42:45,967 --> 00:42:50,279 - it's an honor to meet you - Thailand, aight? Present. 648 00:42:50,327 --> 00:42:55,447 Let's move, I'm sorry. 649 00:42:56,567 --> 00:42:59,365 This is a delegation from Mongolia. 650 00:42:59,407 --> 00:43:01,557 Are you a real monk? 651 00:43:02,847 --> 00:43:04,883 652 00:43:04,927 --> 00:43:09,205 It's fantastic that you are also being represented here. 653 00:43:09,247 --> 00:43:11,636 654 00:43:12,687 --> 00:43:15,326 I will go and give you 655 00:43:15,367 --> 00:43:17,835 beautiful crayons 656 00:43:17,887 --> 00:43:21,766 Can we continue? Thank you, forgive me They really can do anything. 657 00:43:21,807 --> 00:43:23,798 It's Borat from Kazakhstan. 658 00:43:23,847 --> 00:43:25,724 Jagshemash. 659 00:43:25,767 --> 00:43:27,803 - bless you - nice to meet you 660 00:43:27,847 --> 00:43:31,078 stay away, you effeminate man! 661 00:43:32,287 --> 00:43:33,959 Ali, fine. please forgive us you're a bastard. 662 00:43:34,007 --> 00:43:37,079 Hello. 663 00:43:37,127 --> 00:43:39,436 Sofa, sir? 664 00:43:46,447 --> 00:43:48,915 Julieku 665 00:43:48,967 --> 00:43:51,276 Julie. 666 00:44:25,887 --> 00:44:28,276 667 00:44:30,327 --> 00:44:32,238 Hello? 668 00:44:32,287 --> 00:44:34,243 What are you doing here? Why not together with the fancy girl below? 669 00:44:35,527 --> 00:44:37,563 670 00:44:42,767 --> 00:44:47,522 671 00:44:47,567 --> 00:44:52,197 - We talk about politics. - I'm not interested, just shut up! 672 00:44:53,967 --> 00:44:57,164 Well, I won't talk anymore. 673 00:45:01,847 --> 00:45:06,398 You really are a jerk. Now, come here. 674 00:45:08,247 --> 00:45:10,761 We can't. This is the Prime Minister's bedroom 675 00:45:12,287 --> 00:45:13,879 676 00:45:15,927 --> 00:45:19,283 Why don't you pretend to be the Prime Minister? 677 00:45:20,527 --> 00:45:22,438 thick face 678 00:45:23,887 --> 00:45:26,162 679 00:45:26,207 --> 00:45:30,962 ladies and gentlemen, please Before the summit tomorrow, 680 00:45:31,007 --> 00:45:34,283 I will speak privately With both parties. 681 00:45:34,327 --> 00:45:38,764 First, MWepu President, Will you join me above? 682 00:45:38,807 --> 00:45:42,243 - an honor - Thank you 683 00:45:46,247 --> 00:45:49,284 684 00:45:49,327 --> 00:45:52,364 685 00:45:53,727 --> 00:45:56,446 686 00:46:04,167 --> 00:46:06,886 687 00:46:08,087 --> 00:46:11,079 688 00:46:14,527 --> 00:46:17,121 I have to say, I enjoyed it. 689 00:46:17,167 --> 00:46:20,318 So am I. I'm glad we let go of it 690 00:46:20,367 --> 00:46:23,564 ladies and gentlemen, I want everyone here to know 691 00:46:23,607 --> 00:46:27,566 that the MWepu President is a very big person. 692 00:46:27,607 --> 00:46:32,635 And I want you to know that the Prime Minister is very hard 693 00:46:32,687 --> 00:46:35,155 But it's very straight. 694 00:46:35,207 --> 00:46:38,165 The president is often above at the beginning 695 00:46:38,207 --> 00:46:41,836 but I don't mind telling you, I was in a deep hole. 696 00:46:41,887 --> 00:46:45,004 Oh, very deep 697 00:46:45,047 --> 00:46:48,164 We have sticky patches but I'm happy to say 698 00:46:48,207 --> 00:46:52,166 in the end we came together 699 00:46:52,207 --> 00:46:56,200 Yes, I arranged everything that you have to offer. 700 00:46:56,247 --> 00:46:59,876 Now President Oompeba, Do you want to join me over? 701 00:46:59,927 --> 00:47:02,646 Of course not 702 00:47:02,687 --> 00:47:04,086 can I join? 703 00:47:13,527 --> 00:47:16,166 Come on, honey, let's go home. 704 00:47:16,207 --> 00:47:19,165 - I will cook your favorite food - Angel Delight? 705 00:47:19,207 --> 00:47:22,085 Yeah, butterscotch. 706 00:47:22,127 --> 00:47:25,756 Mmmm. Butterscotch. 707 00:47:25,807 --> 00:47:28,116 this restraint for girls, 708 00:47:28,167 --> 00:47:31,842 to show that I can be very sensitive. 709 00:47:31,887 --> 00:47:35,880 if any of you are beautiful and want doggy style, 710 00:47:35,927 --> 00:47:38,725 this is my cellphone number 711 00:47:38,767 --> 00:47:42,157 The caller must be above 16. 712 00:47:42,207 --> 00:47:44,277 But not too much. 713 00:47:47,287 --> 00:47:51,963 I can't. They need me tomorrow, at the peace conference. 714 00:47:52,007 --> 00:47:56,398 What are you? What about people Who really needs you? 715 00:47:56,447 --> 00:47:59,325 What about Ricky? How about Dave? 716 00:47:59,367 --> 00:48:01,358 How about me, Ali? 717 00:48:03,887 --> 00:48:06,082 please go back to Staines. 718 00:48:07,727 --> 00:48:13,802 The world is bigger than Staines. And I have to look after it 719 00:48:16,607 --> 00:48:19,326 You have to do it yourself 720 00:48:19,367 --> 00:48:21,722 Julieku? 721 00:48:23,647 --> 00:48:25,683 Let me call you back 722 00:48:26,887 --> 00:48:30,482 We must get rid of it before the center is saved - What do I think... - Do you think? 723 00:48:30,527 --> 00:48:32,995 America will do everything in its power to support Chad in his struggle against his neighbors. 724 00:48:33,487 --> 00:48:35,717 725 00:48:35,767 --> 00:48:39,521 726 00:48:39,567 --> 00:48:44,004 Russia will not allow West oppression to continue 727 00:48:44,047 --> 00:48:47,198 and in order to support Burkina Faso, 728 00:48:47,247 --> 00:48:52,480 ready to take advantage of all of our military capabilities 729 00:48:52,527 --> 00:48:57,078 - That's outrageous! - How can you make a statement like that? 730 00:48:57,127 --> 00:49:00,244 - Ali, Ali, Ali 731 00:49:00,287 --> 00:49:04,200 - Resurrection, help - Sure, bro. 732 00:49:04,247 --> 00:49:06,807 United States Will not be intimidated. 733 00:49:06,847 --> 00:49:10,362 We will fulfill every battle possible with our full military! 734 00:49:10,407 --> 00:49:13,046 735 00:49:27,687 --> 00:49:29,120 736 00:49:29,167 --> 00:49:33,479 Do you know why they shout? They were not given their tea. 737 00:49:33,527 --> 00:49:35,040 Come on, hurry up 738 00:49:35,087 --> 00:49:37,840 Move to motion, 739 00:49:46,007 --> 00:49:47,998 740 00:49:48,047 --> 00:49:51,357 all support Iranian shipments to gas stations 741 00:49:51,407 --> 00:49:55,366 to get and chocolate potato chips, raise your hands really 742 00:49:55,407 --> 00:49:57,284 743 00:49:57,327 --> 00:49:59,477 Oh, bummer. 744 00:49:59,527 --> 00:50:01,085 745 00:50:01,127 --> 00:50:04,199 I'm sorry We attacked you It's really not cool. 746 00:50:04,247 --> 00:50:09,367 Who cares? That is all the past. 747 00:50:09,407 --> 00:50:12,604 If I will be invaded by anyone, 748 00:50:12,647 --> 00:50:15,844 I'm glad it's you You're really cool. You have good clothes. 749 00:50:15,887 --> 00:50:17,878 - You saved me, Ali. - No problem, friend 750 00:50:17,927 --> 00:50:23,001 lift herbal tea, aight? 751 00:50:23,047 --> 00:50:27,996 Hey, you, english! 752 00:50:28,047 --> 00:50:31,198 respect 753 00:50:31,247 --> 00:50:32,919 how did he do it? 754 00:50:36,007 --> 00:50:38,237 755 00:50:38,287 --> 00:50:40,517 756 00:50:40,567 --> 00:50:42,842 757 00:50:42,887 --> 00:50:45,765 758 00:50:45,807 --> 00:50:49,117 759 00:50:49,167 --> 00:50:52,682 760 00:50:52,727 --> 00:50:55,878 761 00:50:55,927 --> 00:51:00,079 762 00:51:00,127 --> 00:51:03,119 763 00:51:03,167 --> 00:51:06,955 764 00:51:08,207 --> 00:51:13,804 We are like a team, Ali. Thank you, 22 points ahead. 765 00:51:13,847 --> 00:51:18,363 - I will save your advice - Wicked! Bo! Bo! Bo! 766 00:51:18,407 --> 00:51:23,765 - look at all of this paparazzi! - For you, this is your time 767 00:51:23,807 --> 00:51:26,367 768 00:51:30,647 --> 00:51:35,357 Will you comment on the accusation that you are sedating World leaders? 769 00:51:37,087 --> 00:51:40,397 - What are you? - Our witnesses proved you guilty. 770 00:51:40,447 --> 00:51:42,324 771 00:51:42,367 --> 00:51:44,835 "Our witness proves you are guilty" 772 00:51:44,887 --> 00:51:48,118 - This is childish. - "This is childish!" 773 00:51:48,167 --> 00:51:52,479 By using rhetorical tactics you blame yourself further. 774 00:51:52,527 --> 00:51:56,122 with... tactics... your father 775 00:51:56,167 --> 00:51:59,284 This bag was sent to my office by an unknown person 776 00:51:59,327 --> 00:52:02,285 Do you deny that you stole it from the Customs & Excise? 777 00:52:02,327 --> 00:52:04,477 That can be anyone. 778 00:52:07,007 --> 00:52:11,364 I have to go. I actually touched the fabric. 779 00:52:11,407 --> 00:52:13,204 A few more questions! 780 00:52:13,247 --> 00:52:17,798 congratulations on your entertainment center clean your desk before you leave. 781 00:52:17,847 --> 00:52:20,236 prime minister 782 00:52:56,447 --> 00:52:59,166 passion, Ali. 783 00:52:59,207 --> 00:53:04,406 - It won't be the same without you - We will miss you, Mr. G. Dear 784 00:53:06,287 --> 00:53:08,881 - Booyakasha. - west side 785 00:53:12,407 --> 00:53:14,875 786 00:53:18,247 --> 00:53:20,681 what's the matter 787 00:53:20,727 --> 00:53:23,116 Nan, can I borrow your car? 788 00:53:23,607 --> 00:53:26,326 789 00:53:26,367 --> 00:53:28,323 790 00:53:28,367 --> 00:53:30,722 791 00:53:30,767 --> 00:53:32,803 792 00:53:32,847 --> 00:53:35,520 793 00:53:35,567 --> 00:53:37,922 794 00:53:37,967 --> 00:53:40,117 795 00:53:40,167 --> 00:53:43,364 796 00:53:43,407 --> 00:53:45,398 797 00:53:45,447 --> 00:53:48,007 798 00:53:48,047 --> 00:53:50,845 799 00:53:50,887 --> 00:53:53,037 800 00:53:53,087 --> 00:53:55,237 801 00:53:55,287 --> 00:53:57,755 802 00:53:57,807 --> 00:54:00,367 803 00:54:00,407 --> 00:54:08,200 804 00:54:09,487 --> 00:54:16,484 805 00:54:21,127 --> 00:54:23,083 806 00:54:24,127 --> 00:54:26,402 807 00:54:26,447 --> 00:54:30,838 808 00:54:30,887 --> 00:54:32,605 809 00:54:32,647 --> 00:54:34,956 810 00:54:38,887 --> 00:54:41,606 Can you have a bad day? Maybe I can help. 811 00:54:43,247 --> 00:54:46,683 - What are nipples coming out? - Very. 812 00:54:48,487 --> 00:54:52,560 - What are you doing here? - Let me show you. 813 00:54:52,607 --> 00:54:54,518 So, today's headlines again. 814 00:54:54,567 --> 00:54:59,687 The Prime Minister resigned after the discovery of the security tape 815 00:54:59,727 --> 00:55:03,800 Shows he has sexual deviation, related to prostitutes. " 816 00:55:03,847 --> 00:55:06,839 817 00:55:06,887 --> 00:55:08,878 That's not a prostitute, it's me! 818 00:55:08,927 --> 00:55:14,285 Until now Deputy Prime Minister Will act as Prime Minister. 819 00:55:14,327 --> 00:55:18,957 That's not fair, it's not the prime minister Where are the remaining recordings? 820 00:55:19,007 --> 00:55:22,317 My boss has locked it in a safe place at Checkers, 821 00:55:22,367 --> 00:55:25,916 - Where does it live. - You won't get away with this. 822 00:55:25,967 --> 00:55:30,802 If you shut up, David Willing to be generous. 823 00:55:31,847 --> 00:55:36,159 I am Willing to be generous. 824 00:55:36,207 --> 00:55:37,845 825 00:55:37,887 --> 00:55:40,321 you have to do 826 00:55:40,367 --> 00:55:44,485 is closing your mouth I calibrated my machine, Ali 827 00:55:50,967 --> 00:55:53,925 Fill myself with gasoline. 828 00:55:53,967 --> 00:55:55,923 I will fill you With oil without my balance, aight! 829 00:55:55,967 --> 00:55:59,516 - Let me see nozzlemu - What? 830 00:55:59,567 --> 00:56:02,718 831 00:56:02,767 --> 00:56:05,156 Do you want to see my knob? alright 832 00:56:06,407 --> 00:56:08,716 833 00:56:09,767 --> 00:56:12,327 834 00:56:12,367 --> 00:56:14,597 835 00:56:16,047 --> 00:56:19,198 836 00:56:19,247 --> 00:56:21,238 837 00:56:22,647 --> 00:56:28,961 838 00:56:30,567 --> 00:56:35,800 839 00:56:37,287 --> 00:56:39,755 840 00:56:39,807 --> 00:56:43,402 841 00:56:43,447 --> 00:56:47,156 Give me your fuel injection call tomorrow, we ask, 842 00:56:48,487 --> 00:56:50,557 Have you ever slept with a pig? I must have been " 843 00:56:50,607 --> 00:56:54,759 And we will find out what turned this girl into a prostitute" 844 00:56:54,807 --> 00:56:58,766 Nobody called Julieku a prostitute 845 00:56:58,807 --> 00:57:01,275 come to mama. 846 00:57:02,367 --> 00:57:05,006 release them 847 00:57:15,087 --> 00:57:17,442 848 00:57:31,687 --> 00:57:34,963 849 00:57:35,007 --> 00:57:38,556 850 00:57:38,607 --> 00:57:42,202 851 00:57:42,247 --> 00:57:45,239 still real! ' 852 00:57:45,287 --> 00:57:50,202 this is not correct. this 853 00:57:51,327 --> 00:57:53,557 Set the vibrator and finish it yourself 854 00:57:53,607 --> 00:57:56,644 855 00:58:11,007 --> 00:58:12,599 856 00:58:12,647 --> 00:58:15,400 open! Yo, friend, I need your help Everyone calls Julieku prostitute 857 00:58:15,447 --> 00:58:17,756 Did they hear about our three heads? 858 00:58:17,807 --> 00:58:19,877 what are three heads? I can prove it he is innocent Bredrin, we have to start Drive-By FM, what do you think? 859 00:58:19,927 --> 00:58:22,999 Drive-By FM is back! 860 00:58:23,047 --> 00:58:28,804 - come on - Are you any good at knots? 861 00:58:32,287 --> 00:58:35,757 Yo, listen to me now, backwards This is Drive-By FM, is the sound of hip hop children, 862 00:58:35,807 --> 00:58:37,798 deep in the heart of Berkshire. 863 00:58:37,847 --> 00:58:41,362 864 00:58:41,407 --> 00:58:44,126 865 00:58:44,167 --> 00:58:46,556 - what was that? - Helicopter 866 00:58:46,607 --> 00:58:50,646 Oh, for the sound of wings that's good 867 00:58:51,727 --> 00:58:55,686 868 00:58:55,727 --> 00:58:58,400 869 00:58:58,447 --> 00:59:01,644 870 00:59:01,687 --> 00:59:05,999 Listen to me, friend. There is a serious problem going on Prime Minister, check, 871 00:59:06,047 --> 00:59:08,322 has been discarded by a grandmother who has a big mouth. 872 00:59:08,367 --> 00:59:12,918 He is even more evil than Skeletor. 873 00:59:12,967 --> 00:59:16,004 To return the Prime Minister, I need to get a recording 874 00:59:17,127 --> 00:59:21,200 I made love to my boyfriend If you help me save this video, We can save this country. 875 00:59:21,247 --> 00:59:23,761 Plus you will see Julie's one 876 00:59:23,807 --> 00:59:28,119 That's why I call all of you to end Berkshire grass war. 877 00:59:29,167 --> 00:59:33,683 enough brothers were killed. 878 00:59:33,727 --> 00:59:38,676 So lower your weapon Place your cigarette paper 879 00:59:39,727 --> 00:59:42,844 and join 880 00:59:42,887 --> 00:59:47,278 881 00:59:47,327 --> 00:59:49,124 882 00:59:49,167 --> 00:59:51,920 in one genk 883 00:59:51,967 --> 00:59:54,117 massive. 884 00:59:54,167 --> 00:59:56,840 - So big on the Eton Wick Crew - hug tightly Hold tightly to lver Heath Posse. 885 00:59:56,887 --> 00:59:59,162 shout to Massiv Englefield Green. 886 00:59:59,207 --> 01:00:02,916 And I never thought Have I ever said this 887 01:00:02,967 --> 01:00:06,277 but be enthusiastic about Staines East Massiv. 888 01:00:07,487 --> 01:00:14,438 Ali, what are you doing? 889 01:00:14,487 --> 01:00:16,557 hear this, Hassan B. 890 01:00:19,567 --> 01:00:22,161 if you join, then I'm ready to submit 891 01:00:22,207 --> 01:00:27,122 Spider climbing frame in Leagrove Park. 892 01:00:28,807 --> 01:00:31,844 Let's do what Tupac and Biggie never succeeded. Aight? 893 01:00:34,887 --> 01:00:38,800 If you join this military operation 894 01:00:44,327 --> 01:00:47,205 meet me in disguise 895 01:00:47,247 --> 01:00:49,363 896 01:00:49,407 --> 01:00:52,843 at John Nike's Comfort Center, 9 tomorrow morning. 897 01:00:52,887 --> 01:00:55,401 That's a bit earlier. Can we make 12 o'clock? 898 01:01:03,327 --> 01:01:05,716 Sorry I'm late. 899 01:01:05,767 --> 01:01:09,203 But there's something on television about monkeys. 900 01:01:09,247 --> 01:01:12,603 They're pretty funny, what? With his arm and... 901 01:01:15,527 --> 01:01:20,521 respect for wearing camouflage. This will help you undetected. 902 01:01:21,567 --> 01:01:25,242 Now, let's go to Checkers and save the tape 903 01:01:25,287 --> 01:01:28,757 Let's do this for England. Let's do this for Julieku 904 01:01:28,807 --> 01:01:32,163 And let's do this for hip-hop! Selecta! 905 01:01:32,207 --> 01:01:33,322 Selecta! 906 01:01:33,367 --> 01:01:37,679 907 01:01:37,727 --> 01:01:39,638 908 01:01:39,687 --> 01:01:43,123 909 01:01:44,407 --> 01:01:45,726 910 01:01:46,207 --> 01:01:49,085 I have compiled a detailed checkers plan. 911 01:01:49,127 --> 01:01:52,278 the tape is in the Prime Minister's office (PM), in a safe place. 912 01:01:52,327 --> 01:01:56,718 First, Ricky, Dave and I will enter 913 01:01:56,767 --> 01:02:00,123 Jezzy, you stay here. We will be like an A-Team. 914 01:02:00,167 --> 01:02:03,637 - and I am BA Baracus. - I want to be BA Baracus. 915 01:02:03,687 --> 01:02:05,086 916 01:02:05,127 --> 01:02:08,164 But I like it very much. I will not take a plane (BA style) 917 01:02:08,207 --> 01:02:10,277 I won't get on a plane 918 01:02:10,327 --> 01:02:14,081 - I'm not going to get on a plane - shut up stupid 919 01:02:14,127 --> 01:02:16,766 see, gold I won't get on a plane 920 01:02:16,807 --> 01:02:20,322 - backwards, kiss me - it's James BroWn. 921 01:02:22,127 --> 01:02:24,925 You will become Murdock. Dave, you will be the Face. 922 01:02:24,967 --> 01:02:28,164 - what will we do? - Stay here and we're all hiding 923 01:02:28,207 --> 01:02:30,721 and integrates with natural habitat. 924 01:02:30,767 --> 01:02:34,555 'Then, when it's dark, I'll make a secret signal. " 925 01:02:34,607 --> 01:02:36,598 926 01:02:40,647 --> 01:02:43,559 927 01:02:44,607 --> 01:02:46,279 come on! 928 01:02:46,327 --> 01:02:50,923 Then turn on all of your radios 929 01:02:50,967 --> 01:02:53,561 And raise it to maximum volume. 930 01:02:53,607 --> 01:02:55,882 This will issue a guard they = = attack! 931 01:02:55,927 --> 01:03:00,637 932 01:03:01,647 --> 01:03:04,320 - sir? - what happened? 933 01:03:17,287 --> 01:03:19,198 I'm sure it's nothing, but I've sent people out. 934 01:03:20,247 --> 01:03:22,044 I want maximum security. Patrol House. 935 01:03:22,087 --> 01:03:25,124 936 01:03:25,167 --> 01:03:28,716 937 01:03:32,887 --> 01:03:36,641 the original is exactly the same as the one in the house of Lara Croft in Tomb Raider 2 on PlayStation. 938 01:03:36,687 --> 01:03:39,042 So Dave, if you run through a pillar, it will enter the underwater kingdom 939 01:03:39,087 --> 01:03:43,683 And enter the next level 940 01:03:43,727 --> 01:03:46,924 941 01:03:46,967 --> 01:03:49,162 it doesn't work, we have to touch the sensitive floor. 942 01:03:49,207 --> 01:03:53,837 We leave our feet We will die. " 943 01:03:53,887 --> 01:03:56,845 944 01:03:56,887 --> 01:04:00,800 945 01:04:00,847 --> 01:04:04,886 946 01:04:04,927 --> 01:04:06,918 None. We will continue to search. 947 01:04:10,087 --> 01:04:13,477 Next, we have to go to the laser room. 948 01:04:13,527 --> 01:04:16,678 Dave, you will use your special skills to help us 949 01:04:16,727 --> 01:04:20,515 Remember , if you touch the ray it will turn on the alarm 950 01:04:37,007 --> 01:04:40,716 951 01:04:40,767 --> 01:04:43,600 be careful. Now, let's do it 952 01:04:43,647 --> 01:04:46,002 953 01:04:46,047 --> 01:04:48,083 954 01:04:49,367 --> 01:04:51,164 955 01:04:52,167 --> 01:04:55,318 956 01:05:08,807 --> 01:05:12,277 957 01:05:12,327 --> 01:05:15,876 958 01:05:15,927 --> 01:05:20,125 This must be the PM's office. The tape is there. " 959 01:05:23,367 --> 01:05:27,565 Intruder in my office. This is terrorist attack, shoot 960 01:05:27,607 --> 01:05:29,916 repeated, shoot 961 01:05:31,687 --> 01:05:33,405 - Ah, safe. - Yeah, safe 962 01:05:33,447 --> 01:05:36,803 - No, security. - Yeah, I'm safe. Open - Ali, this is safe. - Yeah, I'm fine. - security - Yeah, I'm safe! 963 01:05:36,847 --> 01:05:39,600 behind you! 964 01:05:39,647 --> 01:05:42,320 Wait, I think you can't talk. 965 01:05:42,367 --> 01:05:44,881 = = I'm just very embarrassed at my voice 966 01:05:49,887 --> 01:05:53,357 967 01:05:53,407 --> 01:05:57,559 968 01:05:57,607 --> 01:06:01,395 Okay, don't tell me about that. Stop giving it all away. 969 01:06:01,447 --> 01:06:05,679 Now, if I can stop your life story for one second 970 01:06:07,007 --> 01:06:10,363 let's tie this person and open it 971 01:06:13,527 --> 01:06:15,404 no 972 01:06:15,447 --> 01:06:18,883 I understand. connect all batteries from all cars outside, 973 01:06:18,927 --> 01:06:21,600 transfer the current through the human chain 974 01:06:21,647 --> 01:06:23,956 and blow this up to open 975 01:06:24,007 --> 01:06:28,046 - Don't we count the flow? - We won't be fried because we have a rubber soled coach. Believe me, I got D in physics. 976 01:06:28,087 --> 01:06:32,319 Evil. I'll text them. 977 01:06:32,367 --> 01:06:34,597 978 01:06:37,167 --> 01:06:38,885 No, b-8-2-rez - be-attories, battery 979 01:06:44,567 --> 01:06:50,483 2-geh-4 - together 980 01:06:50,527 --> 01:06:55,317 981 01:06:55,367 --> 01:06:57,927 I tried to save time. 982 01:06:59,047 --> 01:07:00,196 Bambaclat. 983 01:07:15,287 --> 01:07:19,405 Turn on the engine, spread it 984 01:07:19,447 --> 01:07:22,564 suaramau! Turn on the engine, spread it 985 01:07:22,607 --> 01:07:27,362 Turn on the engine, spread it 986 01:07:30,687 --> 01:07:33,918 - retired slut, my *** suction - What? 987 01:07:33,967 --> 01:07:36,117 - Do I have to turn on the engine? - Yeah. 988 01:07:37,207 --> 01:07:39,357 989 01:07:39,407 --> 01:07:41,602 990 01:07:41,647 --> 01:07:43,478 991 01:07:45,127 --> 01:07:47,038 992 01:07:56,647 --> 01:07:59,878 - what are you doing? - I'm interested! 993 01:08:02,487 --> 01:08:04,318 no! 994 01:08:06,007 --> 01:08:08,646 995 01:08:12,927 --> 01:08:16,158 996 01:08:16,207 --> 01:08:18,004 we open the safe! 997 01:08:20,647 --> 01:08:23,400 - peace, friend - peace, bredrin. 998 01:08:30,567 --> 01:08:32,444 Ali! Ali! 999 01:08:32,487 --> 01:08:36,162 - the record isn't here - what do you mean, Willis? 1000 01:08:36,207 --> 01:08:38,675 see for yourself 1001 01:08:38,727 --> 01:08:41,605 This is all just a photo 1002 01:08:43,727 --> 01:08:45,126 1003 01:08:45,167 --> 01:08:47,761 and there is a Staines map. 1004 01:08:51,647 --> 01:08:56,118 Jah Rastafari, Haile Selassie. (Bob Marley's prayer) They will expand Heathrow Airport. 1005 01:08:56,167 --> 01:09:00,240 that means they will destroy Staines. 1006 01:09:00,287 --> 01:09:03,643 And they will start in 3 hours. 1007 01:09:03,687 --> 01:09:06,247 2 hours, 57 minutes, exactly 1008 01:09:10,287 --> 01:09:12,437 Why build on Staines? 1009 01:09:12,487 --> 01:09:16,639 Because I bought 600 hectares of land there. Give me that Don't try to run away because this room functions as a nuclear bunker. 1010 01:09:21,087 --> 01:09:25,524 he is truly impenetrable out of the world. 1011 01:09:25,567 --> 01:09:29,446 And I forgot to use air supply. 1012 01:09:29,487 --> 01:09:32,524 Why don't you bite now and paste it? 1013 01:09:32,567 --> 01:09:35,127 you really are very stupid 1014 01:09:36,607 --> 01:09:39,519 1015 01:09:48,607 --> 01:09:50,598 Oi! completed task! 1016 01:09:52,327 --> 01:09:54,602 - what? - give me the plan 1017 01:10:02,447 --> 01:10:06,156 - or what? - Or a nipple defect, that's it 1018 01:10:12,647 --> 01:10:15,207 burn China! 1019 01:10:22,447 --> 01:10:24,915 1020 01:10:24,967 --> 01:10:28,277 you hurt my nose, you're fucking. 1021 01:10:35,407 --> 01:10:40,640 Look behind you because there are thousands of police. 1022 01:10:45,847 --> 01:10:48,407 Look behind you, is Jennifer Lopez. 1023 01:10:48,447 --> 01:10:52,838 what? You want to make love to him right now because you're passionate? 1024 01:10:56,887 --> 01:10:59,959 see, there are 20 squid on the floor. 1025 01:11:00,927 --> 01:11:03,839 There are squirrels with chicken heads and with, like, Wings and whatever it is 1026 01:11:03,887 --> 01:11:07,641 are you going to hit me again 1027 01:11:09,247 --> 01:11:11,522 now I will shoot you 1028 01:11:17,087 --> 01:11:20,204 Booyakasha! 1029 01:11:34,127 --> 01:11:37,278 1030 01:11:42,487 --> 01:11:44,000 1031 01:11:48,887 --> 01:11:52,163 This is from people at Staines. 1032 01:11:54,967 --> 01:11:56,878 1033 01:11:56,927 --> 01:11:58,519 1034 01:11:58,567 --> 01:12:01,604 Ooh. I guess I'm pooping in my pants Julieku, are you there? I know what you think about me 1035 01:12:02,647 --> 01:12:06,435 I have become a bastard but I have to save Staines with your help and I have polluted myself 1036 01:12:06,487 --> 01:12:11,163 bad luck. Ricky and Dave! 1037 01:12:11,207 --> 01:12:13,277 Ricky? 1038 01:12:15,167 --> 01:12:17,761 1039 01:12:28,967 --> 01:12:30,366 We think if we are going to die We might try it. 1040 01:12:30,407 --> 01:12:32,796 - Well, what does it feel like? - This isn't bad. 1041 01:12:33,847 --> 01:12:37,556 - Dave? - Pretty good, actually 1042 01:12:37,607 --> 01:12:40,405 We will talk about this later. We have to save Staines. 1043 01:12:40,447 --> 01:12:43,484 1044 01:12:43,527 --> 01:12:46,724 1045 01:12:46,767 --> 01:12:48,962 2 minutes, see you in the car? 1046 01:12:49,007 --> 01:12:52,761 hurry up. The FBI is coming and you don't want to finish inside. 1047 01:12:54,807 --> 01:12:58,959 save our facilities! 1048 01:12:59,007 --> 01:13:00,565 hold it! 1049 01:13:00,607 --> 01:13:03,599 Leave them alone, you pig, they are senile! 1050 01:13:08,047 --> 01:13:10,800 login! 1051 01:13:23,087 --> 01:13:25,999 I won't do that if I become you Ali! I love you! 1052 01:13:26,047 --> 01:13:30,325 Juliiieeee! 1053 01:13:30,367 --> 01:13:33,404 - Hello. - start destruction 1054 01:13:35,527 --> 01:13:37,916 wait! Do not listen to him! he's a criminal 1055 01:13:37,967 --> 01:13:40,765 And it's not even better from drug dealers 1056 01:13:40,807 --> 01:13:44,243 I have proof here that he tried to destroy Staines. 1057 01:13:44,287 --> 01:13:47,916 So what? this is bullshit 1058 01:13:47,967 --> 01:13:49,958 1059 01:13:51,007 --> 01:13:54,841 - catch them - Oh, shit. we will go to jail Every day for the next 20 years We will be castrated in the bathroom. 1060 01:13:54,887 --> 01:13:58,880 - hold it. release him - Based on authority What? 1061 01:14:00,927 --> 01:14:04,715 I'm the Prime Minister. You should be shy. 1062 01:14:04,767 --> 01:14:09,283 Being humiliated by you And this recording proves that. 1063 01:14:09,327 --> 01:14:13,605 - Kate. - no, David. 1064 01:14:13,647 --> 01:14:16,923 When I first entered politics, was to create a better world, 1065 01:14:16,967 --> 01:14:21,563 The world of honesty, integrity and truth. 1066 01:14:21,607 --> 01:14:25,805 But somewhere along the way the vision is gone. 1067 01:14:25,847 --> 01:14:29,123 My dream has been tarnished and as instead I find greed, 1068 01:14:29,167 --> 01:14:33,365 1069 01:14:33,407 --> 01:14:35,921 - Greed and corruption... - Boring! 1070 01:14:37,207 --> 01:14:39,437 catch him 1071 01:14:39,487 --> 01:14:43,685 Enjoy your life with this fool. You are both worthy of each other. 1072 01:14:43,727 --> 01:14:45,683 finished 1073 01:14:45,727 --> 01:14:47,126 Oh, good! 1074 01:14:47,167 --> 01:14:51,046 We will not build Terminal 5 above Staines. 1075 01:14:51,087 --> 01:14:53,647 - We will destroy Swamp instead. - Wicked. 1076 01:14:53,687 --> 01:14:56,724 now I need Deputy new prime minister 1077 01:14:56,767 --> 01:14:59,645 What do you think you were my right hand? 1078 01:14:59,687 --> 01:15:02,884 right hand! sissy man! 1079 01:15:03,927 --> 01:15:06,157 what do you think, Ali? 1080 01:15:07,327 --> 01:15:09,682 I showed you the way. 1081 01:15:09,727 --> 01:15:13,242 now you have to continue with your own journey. 1082 01:15:13,287 --> 01:15:16,836 For me, I will remain with my friends 1083 01:15:16,887 --> 01:15:18,923 and... 1084 01:15:18,967 --> 01:15:20,958 my woman 1085 01:15:32,127 --> 01:15:36,120 Actually, there is one thing you can do for me 1086 01:15:36,167 --> 01:15:38,886 Ambassador. 1087 01:15:41,047 --> 01:15:43,481 1088 01:15:43,527 --> 01:15:46,678 Your plants are ready for inspection. 1089 01:15:46,727 --> 01:15:49,844 1090 01:15:49,887 --> 01:15:52,242 1091 01:15:54,207 --> 01:15:56,960 1092 01:15:57,007 --> 01:15:59,475 good morning, ambassador 1093 01:16:00,567 --> 01:16:03,001 ambassador, would you try the crop? 1094 01:16:03,047 --> 01:16:05,481 1095 01:16:05,527 --> 01:16:07,279 1096 01:16:07,327 --> 01:16:09,682 1097 01:16:11,007 --> 01:16:13,237 1098 01:16:13,287 --> 01:16:15,482 1099 01:16:16,967 --> 01:16:19,117 1100 01:16:19,167 --> 01:16:21,158 This is a good item 1101 01:16:22,127 --> 01:16:25,244 Man from Staines, he said yeah! 1102 01:16:25,287 --> 01:16:27,960 1103 01:16:28,007 --> 01:16:30,237 1104 01:16:32,247 --> 01:16:34,636 es, please 1105 01:16:39,967 --> 01:16:41,878 Ali, this is a great jacuzzi it's not a Jacuzzi. 1106 01:16:44,047 --> 01:16:46,959 sorry 1107 01:16:47,007 --> 01:16:49,521 1108 01:16:51,527 --> 01:16:53,483 1109 01:16:53,527 --> 01:16:56,485 1110 01:16:56,527 --> 01:16:58,722 1111 01:16:58,767 --> 01:17:01,361 1112 01:17:01,407 --> 01:17:03,398 1113 01:17:03,447 --> 01:17:05,597 1114 01:17:10,687 --> 01:17:12,405 1115 01:17:12,447 --> 01:17:14,756 1116 01:17:14,807 --> 01:17:18,356 1117 01:17:18,407 --> 01:17:20,398 bring it in. 1118 01:17:21,207 --> 01:17:24,165 1119 01:17:24,207 --> 01:17:26,562 dancing for me 1120 01:17:26,607 --> 01:17:29,804 1121 01:17:29,847 --> 01:17:31,724 1122 01:17:31,767 --> 01:17:34,361 1123 01:17:34,407 --> 01:17:36,159 1124 01:17:36,207 --> 01:17:38,675 1125 01:17:38,727 --> 01:17:40,797 Julieku, I want to ask you 1126 01:17:41,767 --> 01:17:44,679 Will you make me be the happiest man in the world? 1127 01:17:48,287 --> 01:17:53,407 Yeah, I want 1128 01:17:56,567 --> 01:17:58,558 then, Let me make love to him, 1129 01:17:58,607 --> 01:18:00,598 1130 01:18:00,647 --> 01:18:02,638 1131 01:18:02,687 --> 01:18:04,643 1132 01:18:04,687 --> 01:18:07,406 1133 01:18:07,447 --> 01:18:09,483 1134 01:18:09,527 --> 01:18:13,486 1135 01:18:13,527 --> 01:18:15,995 1136 01:18:16,047 --> 01:18:18,720 So, what do you think of this film? is not bad, right? 1137 01:18:18,767 --> 01:18:22,760 This is a little better than Harry Potter, 1138 01:18:22,807 --> 01:18:25,480 1139 01:18:25,527 --> 01:18:27,961 What I think is is very childish. 1140 01:18:28,007 --> 01:18:31,716 If you see this, Potter, I'm better than you You might not even sleep with a girl. 1141 01:18:31,767 --> 01:18:34,361 I sleep with three women And one of them plays with himself. 1142 01:18:34,407 --> 01:18:36,557 Whatever you think about this film, please say your friends are Wicked 1143 01:18:36,607 --> 01:18:39,405 because if it's stuck, I won't be able to give my grandmother a new waist. 1144 01:18:39,447 --> 01:18:44,441 So the choice is in your hands. no pressure 1145 01:18:44,487 --> 01:18:48,844 Nan, tell them about that. 1146 01:18:48,887 --> 01:18:52,482 what? Did you fall again? 1147 01:18:52,527 --> 01:18:54,677 are you doing well? 1148 01:18:54,727 --> 01:18:57,844 1149 01:18:57,887 --> 01:19:00,526 1150 01:19:00,567 --> 01:19:04,606 Don't cry there, it's all broken, a lump of bone. 1151 01:19:04,647 --> 01:19:08,845 I'll give you money to make it better, somehow. 1152 01:19:12,567 --> 01:19:14,762 don't be shy buy goods and all. 1153 01:19:14,807 --> 01:19:16,957