1
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You're lucky, you know.

2
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I rarely allow anyone into my flat.

3
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I know, I know, I know.

4
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Humble digs.

5
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Not exactly what you'd call
a "panty peeler."

6
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Do you know what I mean?

7
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But it suits me just fine.

8
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To be honest, I rarely spend a night
in my own bed anyway.

9
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You see, here's my theory:

10
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For most women, if a guy's
a good provider

11
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and generally a nice chap, six-pack
abs really aren't a deal-breaker.

12
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On the flip side, however,

13
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even though the PC boyfriend
sat next to you

14
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with his arm slung around
your shoulder will deny it...

15
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And he will deny it. For us boys,
it's all about F.B.B.

16
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Face. Boobs. Bum.

17
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I'm just being honest.

18
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It's been said that clothes
speak the international language.

19
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And I have to admit,
I'm a bit of a fashion whore.

20
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Unfortunately, today I've got work,
and I have to tone it down a little bit,

21
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but that's all right. Gucci.
End-of-summer sale.

22
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Very understated.
And I can easily spice it up with...

23
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What? No, no. I know
what you are thinking.

24
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If you ooze masculinity,
like some of us do,

25
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you have no reason to fear pink.
Smashing.

26
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Now, in the cologne department,
most men overdo it.

27
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Americans practically spray it on
with a crop-duster.

28
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Nothing above the neck,

29
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though I do like a little splash
on Big Ben.

30
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You never know
where the day may take you.

31
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Almost forgot.

32
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New word for the day.

33
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The attempt
to attract attention to oneself."

34
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Who? Me?

35
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Oh, blimey. I'm so rude.
I haven't introduced myself.

36
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- I'm...
- Alfie?

37
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There you go. Alfie.

38
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Are you the little elf that left these
mocha bonbons on my doorstep?

39
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No, no, no. You must have
a secret admirer, Mrs Schnitman.

40
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You are such a doll, Alfie.
But I'm supposed to be on a diet.

41
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Oh, on a diet?

42
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- A diet.
- You?

43
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- Yeah.
- Now, I don't mean to be forward, Lu,

44
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but you should know by now
that a full-figured girl like yourself

45
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- is every guy's secret fantasy.
- Stop it.

46
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So she's a tub of lard.
The ship's already sailed,

47
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so why not make her
feel good about herself, right?

48
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- Oh, Lu?
- Yes, angel?

49
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I'm working the night spot,

50
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and my apartment is a horror show,
so I'm sorry if I keep you up

51
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- with the dust-busting at 2 a. m.
- Oh, don't you worry.

52
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- I'll give it a quick straighten.
- Oh, no, no, you don't need to that.

53
00:04:06,782 --> 00:04:10,453
Nonsense.
I like doing things for you, Alfie.

54
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I'm a blessed man
having you in my life.

55
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Thank you.

56
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Keys are in the usual spot.

57
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Now, back home, you're always
hearing tales about some bloke

58
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migrating to the States and winding
up with buckets of money.

59
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So not long ago, I packed up
my bucket and headed west.

60
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Now, I must admit,
I had a second motive.

61
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I'd always been told that the most
beautiful women in the world...

62
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resided in Manhattan.

63
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And when it comes to shagging birds,
it's all about one thing:

64
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Location, location, location.

65
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God, I love this city.
All right, girls.

66
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Just look around. I mean,
every one of them, unique, special,

67
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like snowflakes.

68
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And with such a plethora...

69
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Calendar word meaning "abundance,"
of gorgeousness and diversity,

70
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well, how could a man ever choose
to settle down with just one?

71
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I myself subscribe more
to the European philosophy of life.

72
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My priorities leaning towards
wine, women...

73
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Well, actually, that's about it.

74
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Wine and women.

75
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Although, women and women
is always a fun option.

76
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So...

77
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to live life to the fullest,

78
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I require only enough
to cover my modest expenses.

79
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I've no desire to be the richest stiff
in the cemetery.

80
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I think this might just be my
favorite position.

81
00:06:10,823 --> 00:06:13,409
I know it was President Kennedy's.

82
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He was such a great leader.

83
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Of course, JFK used the old
bad-back excuse,

84
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but if you ask me, he knew
it gave you maximum pleasure

85
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with minimum exertion.

86
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What is it about the back of a limo?

87
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Obligatory cuddling.

88
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Thousand one,

89
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thousand two...

90
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Cripes. Hey, I've gotta get cracking.
I've got a 10:00 pickup.

91
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You better hurry up.
You don't want to keep her waiting.

92
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Quite the number, isn't she?

93
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Yet, she tells me her old man
hasn't shagged her in six months.

94
00:07:03,459 --> 00:07:07,755
Six months. I mean, thank God
there are gentlemen like me around

95
00:07:08,005 --> 00:07:10,049
to pick up the slack.

96
00:07:10,466 --> 00:07:14,136
Just look at her.
Legs like a racehorse.

97
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Perfect yoga bum. I give her
my highest grade:

98
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A-minus.

99
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Where did we tell the old man
we were going tonight?

100
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- A movie.
- Treasure, please, no, no, no.

101
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Stop messing about.
You'll ruin my presets.

102
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- Sorry.
- What movie?

103
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I don't know. What's the difference?

104
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The difference is, the more detail
you give, the less interested he'll be.

105
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It wouldn't matter what I said.

106
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It would never occur to Phil
that another man

107
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- would ever look twice at me.
- Dor, darling,

108
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you fishing for a compliment?

109
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No.

110
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You should know by now they only
come from me when least expected.

111
00:08:05,187 --> 00:08:08,774
Now, come and have a mint so Phil
doesn't smell the Alfie on your breath.

112
00:08:09,024 --> 00:08:11,652
I don't care if he does.

113
00:08:12,236 --> 00:08:16,490
There's one thing that puts me
It's married women.

114
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Dorie doesn't know it yet,

115
00:08:19,535 --> 00:08:21,996
but you won't be seeing
much more of her.

116
00:08:22,246 --> 00:08:24,874
I've got that all-too-familiar feeling.

117
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Sooner or later, she'll be wanting
a little bit more than I'm able to give.

118
00:08:31,005 --> 00:08:33,340
Wouldn't it be great if I was
going home with you tonight

119
00:08:33,591 --> 00:08:36,177
instead of Phil the Pill?

120
00:08:36,760 --> 00:08:38,387
Yeah.

121
00:08:38,888 --> 00:08:42,433
It's definitely time
to stage a disappearing act.

122
00:08:45,144 --> 00:08:48,606
So next Tuesday,
same time, same place?

123
00:08:50,149 --> 00:08:53,652
I'm sorry, love, it's Fashion Week.
I'm booked double shifts.

124
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- I'll call you the instant things let up.
- Okay.

125
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In the meantime, I left you
a little souvenir to remember me by.

126
00:09:06,457 --> 00:09:08,167
Oh, Dor?

127
00:09:10,127 --> 00:09:14,423
Your derriure looks really rather
ravishing from this vantage point.

128
00:09:17,176 --> 00:09:18,636
See?

129
00:09:19,345 --> 00:09:22,640
A compliment when least expected.

130
00:09:29,396 --> 00:09:33,109
What can I say?
Happy as a pup with two tails.

131
00:09:35,069 --> 00:09:38,447
And I think I've done old Phil
a bit of a favour too.

132
00:09:38,697 --> 00:09:40,699
Of course, he'd be the last to see it.

133
00:09:43,536 --> 00:09:46,914
Never expect any thanks in this life.

134
00:09:47,164 --> 00:09:51,335
You know what I mean?
So Tuesday...

135
00:09:53,379 --> 00:09:55,381
10:03 p.m.

136
00:09:55,631 --> 00:10:00,511
Do I drag myself home
to a cold flat, empty fridge,

137
00:10:00,761 --> 00:10:07,893
or nip across town for a hot bath,
warm body, breakfast in bed?

138
00:10:10,980 --> 00:10:13,774
Decisions, decisions...

139
00:10:22,116 --> 00:10:25,661
Yeah, I think I'll pay a visit
to my semi-regular,

140
00:10:25,911 --> 00:10:29,123
quasi, sort of girlfriend.

141
00:10:30,374 --> 00:10:32,501
My sweet Julie.

142
00:10:38,299 --> 00:10:40,468
Let me guess.
Unexpected last-minute fare.

143
00:10:40,718 --> 00:10:43,929
Yeah. She had me going
up and down for hours.

144
00:10:44,180 --> 00:10:47,808
That supposed to be funny?
Because it is so very...

145
00:10:48,559 --> 00:10:50,186
Not.

146
00:10:51,020 --> 00:10:52,563
Hey!

147
00:10:53,564 --> 00:10:55,858
I'm not kidding, Alfie!

148
00:10:56,233 --> 00:10:57,777
I'm not kidding. I hate you sometimes.

149
00:10:57,985 --> 00:10:59,825
You have a very ostentatious way
of showing it.

150
00:11:00,070 --> 00:11:01,822
Yeah, I sure do.

151
00:11:03,908 --> 00:11:08,996
No, darling. Can we hit pause?
I just need a second to unwind.

152
00:11:09,705 --> 00:11:12,666
Oh, I nicked half a bottle
of Stoli from the limo.

153
00:11:12,917 --> 00:11:14,335
How do you want yours,
on the rocks?

154
00:11:14,585 --> 00:11:17,171
I just want my usual, Alfie. Straight up.

155
00:11:17,421 --> 00:11:20,674
No, I'm so totally knackered.
I'll make it up to you in the morning.

156
00:11:20,925 --> 00:11:23,093
Cross my heart.

157
00:11:23,803 --> 00:11:28,432
But tonight, all I'm good for
is a bite to eat, hot bath

158
00:11:28,682 --> 00:11:30,768
and a nice long sleep.

159
00:11:44,406 --> 00:11:46,659
You know, this isn't
a Holiday Inn, Alfie.

160
00:11:47,993 --> 00:11:49,662
What's that again?

161
00:11:50,496 --> 00:11:53,082
Where were you tonight? Really?

162
00:11:53,332 --> 00:11:55,793
You've got to open a restaurant.
That's seriously delicious.

163
00:11:56,043 --> 00:11:58,879
Thanks, Alfie. It's just chilli.

164
00:12:00,005 --> 00:12:01,382
Hey.

165
00:12:02,424 --> 00:12:05,344
A little eye contact, please.

166
00:12:07,138 --> 00:12:09,014
We have something here,

167
00:12:09,557 --> 00:12:14,520
or am I just a glorified booty call?

168
00:12:15,271 --> 00:12:16,689
Hey.

169
00:12:19,692 --> 00:12:21,110
Hey.

170
00:12:24,071 --> 00:12:25,990
Here's what she's really saying:

171
00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:30,327
- She wants me to commit.
- Become "domestified."

172
00:12:30,578 --> 00:12:35,875
Now, it doesn't do to become
dependent on anybody in this life.

173
00:12:39,336 --> 00:12:42,923
Change your nature,
you're a dead man.

174
00:12:44,633 --> 00:12:46,594
Chilli, please.

175
00:12:51,807 --> 00:12:54,894
Don't get me wrong.
She's adorable.

176
00:12:55,144 --> 00:12:58,773
Cute? Absolutely.
But is it ever enough?

177
00:13:00,900 --> 00:13:04,069
I told you how we men are.
We want showstoppers.

178
00:13:04,445 --> 00:13:07,156
And the problem is,
Julie hasn't got enough

179
00:13:07,364 --> 00:13:10,075
of the superficial things
that really matter.

180
00:13:13,454 --> 00:13:17,041
- I don't deserve you.
- Yeah, that's probably true.

181
00:13:18,209 --> 00:13:20,753
Too bad I love you.

182
00:13:22,713 --> 00:13:24,507
Thanks, babe.

183
00:13:24,757 --> 00:13:27,968
- Alfie, Alfie...
- What?

184
00:13:28,844 --> 00:13:31,555
You're giving me the "Thanks, babe."

185
00:13:32,097 --> 00:13:34,225
You're giving me the "Thanks, baby."

186
00:13:34,475 --> 00:13:36,644
- Calm down.
- Don't tell me to calm down!

187
00:13:37,019 --> 00:13:38,646
- I know how you feel!
- Wait a minute.

188
00:13:38,896 --> 00:13:41,357
- You're gonna wake up...
- Max.

189
00:13:42,483 --> 00:13:44,860
Hey, little man. Did we wake you up?

190
00:13:45,111 --> 00:13:46,821
Yes.

191
00:13:49,698 --> 00:13:53,327
Now, lads, learn from my mistake.

192
00:13:54,411 --> 00:13:56,413
Never get involved
with a single mum.

193
00:13:56,664 --> 00:13:59,125
See, they come with accessories,

194
00:13:59,375 --> 00:14:01,085
some of which can be...

195
00:14:02,461 --> 00:14:06,215
unfortunately, irresistible.

196
00:14:23,607 --> 00:14:28,654
Sights like that make you realize
we all have an expiration date.

197
00:14:29,488 --> 00:14:32,199
And women do have a shorter
shelf life than men, don't they?

198
00:14:32,658 --> 00:14:35,202
I think that's what Julie
was banging on about yesterday.

199
00:14:38,038 --> 00:14:40,666
Elegant Limousine and Chauffeur.

200
00:14:40,916 --> 00:14:45,087
This is where I make
my reasonably honest living.

201
00:14:45,713 --> 00:14:49,049
Standards of elegance has taken
quite a pounding, wouldn't you say?

202
00:14:49,300 --> 00:14:52,386
I know. Believe me,
it's merely a stepping stone.

203
00:14:53,262 --> 00:14:55,222
Currently parked on one
of those stepping stones

204
00:14:55,473 --> 00:14:59,977
is my best mate and future
business partner, Marlon.

205
00:15:02,897 --> 00:15:06,275
Black. Like Lonette's skin...

206
00:15:07,401 --> 00:15:09,987
which I will never again touch.

207
00:15:12,698 --> 00:15:16,494
I'm afraid you're not meeting
my man on top form.

208
00:15:17,495 --> 00:15:19,872
See, Marlon's got a problem.

209
00:15:31,217 --> 00:15:33,135
It's called Lonette.

210
00:15:33,385 --> 00:15:36,138
And very recently, it dumped him.

211
00:15:36,388 --> 00:15:38,224
Oh, dear. Come on,
what was it this time?

212
00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:42,561
Three a. m. begging, at her front door.

213
00:15:42,812 --> 00:15:45,648
- Level of inebriation?
- Vomiting.

214
00:15:46,273 --> 00:15:48,859
Right. So let me get this straight.
You were at her front door,

215
00:15:49,110 --> 00:15:52,446
3 a. m. in the morning,
begging and vomiting?

216
00:15:52,947 --> 00:15:56,659
And what,
she wasn't charmed by that?

217
00:15:57,785 --> 00:16:02,748
Alfie? Why is there no Stoli
in car number two?

218
00:16:02,998 --> 00:16:04,834
I've no idea.

219
00:16:05,543 --> 00:16:08,754
I gotta watch this guy like a hawk.

220
00:16:09,004 --> 00:16:10,548
That little chap's name is Wing.

221
00:16:10,798 --> 00:16:14,093
My boss and owner
of this tragic enterprise.

222
00:16:14,343 --> 00:16:17,054
- Wipe that car good.
- Owner, that is, till me and Marlon

223
00:16:17,263 --> 00:16:19,723
swing a loan and buy it out
from underneath his scrawny...

224
00:16:19,974 --> 00:16:23,018
Hello. You miss bird shit.

225
00:16:25,938 --> 00:16:27,690
Wing.

226
00:16:27,940 --> 00:16:29,817
He's barking mad.

227
00:16:30,067 --> 00:16:32,445
Check out the way he talks
to the little woman.

228
00:16:34,822 --> 00:16:37,783
She's given him her best years,
cooked his chop suey,

229
00:16:38,033 --> 00:16:40,578
helped with the business, and I bet
at one time he couldn't wait

230
00:16:40,828 --> 00:16:43,330
to rip off her kimono.
And now look at him.

231
00:16:47,460 --> 00:16:51,422
And I'm supposed to respect
the institution of marriage?

232
00:16:55,259 --> 00:16:58,345
That's a great figure, man.
We swing that loan,

233
00:16:58,596 --> 00:17:01,599
cash your IRA, I hock my Vespa...

234
00:17:01,849 --> 00:17:06,020
We're gonna take Wing
by surprise with an offer like this.

235
00:17:13,319 --> 00:17:16,238
I could've predicted this. See,
Marlon and Lonette have reached

236
00:17:16,489 --> 00:17:18,969
that critical 18-month "Where are
we going, what are we doing,

237
00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:22,036
what's happening here? " crisis point
that rears its ugly head

238
00:17:22,286 --> 00:17:26,499
in every relationship.
Lonette wanted ring, home, baby.

239
00:17:26,749 --> 00:17:29,585
Marlon wanted another 18 months

240
00:17:29,835 --> 00:17:32,004
to make sure nothing better
was coming his way.

241
00:17:32,254 --> 00:17:34,590
I fucked up egregiously.

242
00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:37,885
I see you're making the most
of that birthday calendar.

243
00:17:38,594 --> 00:17:42,807
By the time he realized he'd made
a mistake and he wanted her back...

244
00:17:43,891 --> 00:17:46,727
- it was too late.
- Hey, stranger.

245
00:17:48,354 --> 00:17:49,897
Hey.

246
00:17:56,529 --> 00:17:58,072
Carol.

247
00:17:58,322 --> 00:18:01,408
- Carol. Hi, Carol.
- Hi.

248
00:18:02,076 --> 00:18:03,994
You look wonderful.

249
00:18:07,581 --> 00:18:11,544
So, Carol, well, it's nice
to see you again. You be well.

250
00:18:19,844 --> 00:18:21,053
What's up with that?

251
00:18:21,303 --> 00:18:24,807
Put it this way, the show closed
after one performance only.

252
00:18:25,057 --> 00:18:26,767
- Do I even wanna know why?
- No. Come on,

253
00:18:27,017 --> 00:18:30,146
it would be less than discreet
to tell you why.

254
00:18:32,148 --> 00:18:35,734
Hair on the arms. Seriously.
Long, thick...

255
00:18:35,985 --> 00:18:39,196
What are you talking about?
You don't have hair on your arms?

256
00:18:40,239 --> 00:18:43,451
- You're looking very lovely tonight.
- Thank you.

257
00:18:51,167 --> 00:18:55,129
Dude, the iron door
has slammed shut, man.

258
00:18:58,174 --> 00:19:00,134
Classic, isn't it?

259
00:19:00,384 --> 00:19:04,221
Now that he can't have her,
he thinks he can't live without her.

260
00:19:04,638 --> 00:19:06,765
Some people are funny.

261
00:19:08,058 --> 00:19:10,686
Marlon's predicament got me thinking
about my own situation.

262
00:19:14,315 --> 00:19:18,527
Maybe... Maybe it was time
to stoke the home fires.

263
00:19:21,322 --> 00:19:24,366
Anybody in the mood
for a little Alfie, straight up?

264
00:19:24,617 --> 00:19:28,871
Oh, this isn't a good time, Alfie.
Got a lot on my mind.

265
00:19:29,121 --> 00:19:33,292
Oh, God. Yeah, I really hate
when that happens.

266
00:19:33,542 --> 00:19:38,339
Open up, baby.
You look seriously beautiful.

267
00:19:38,589 --> 00:19:41,801
- Not tonight, Alfred.
- What's the matter? Tell me.

268
00:19:42,051 --> 00:19:45,805
I don't... I'm just...
Well, I guess I'm... I'm just...

269
00:19:46,055 --> 00:19:49,767
I'm just seeing red.

270
00:20:05,032 --> 00:20:07,034
I mean, the poor guy, he's dying.

271
00:20:07,284 --> 00:20:09,703
Come on, haven't you?
You've tortured him long enough.

272
00:20:09,954 --> 00:20:11,664
Alfie, he should've thought
about all that

273
00:20:11,914 --> 00:20:14,750
before he was screwing around
with that ex-girlfriend of his.

274
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,294
Those fake-ass, $5 titties.

275
00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:20,422
- Those are fake?
- Hello?

276
00:20:20,673 --> 00:20:24,051
Wow, I'm devastated.
They've got, like...

277
00:20:24,468 --> 00:20:27,930
Alfie, you're supposed to be consoling
my devastation, remember?

278
00:20:28,180 --> 00:20:30,432
I am. Look, he came back, didn't he?

279
00:20:30,683 --> 00:20:33,060
Begging, crawling on his knees,
vomiting...

280
00:20:33,310 --> 00:20:34,937
I don't care.

281
00:20:35,187 --> 00:20:39,316
I'm sorry, I'm not that easy. I don't
forgive and I definitely do not forget.

282
00:20:39,567 --> 00:20:41,861
- Is okay if I leave now, miss?
- Oh, sн, Felix.

283
00:20:42,111 --> 00:20:44,822
And hit the lights on your way out,
por favor.

284
00:20:48,993 --> 00:20:50,786
I better go.

285
00:20:51,328 --> 00:20:53,664
It's really coming down out there.

286
00:20:53,914 --> 00:20:55,833
Yeah.

287
00:20:56,834 --> 00:20:59,044
And I'm wearing suede.

288
00:21:00,171 --> 00:21:02,882
You're telling the truth. That's brilliant.

289
00:21:04,091 --> 00:21:07,761
Okay. I got one. I never swam
in the Pacific Ocean.

290
00:21:08,762 --> 00:21:12,475
- Me neither.
- Oh, shit. Okay.

291
00:21:14,101 --> 00:21:19,815
Okay. I've never seen
a James Bond movie.

292
00:21:20,357 --> 00:21:22,276
You're joking.
Not even a Sean Connery?

293
00:21:23,319 --> 00:21:24,612
You serious?

294
00:21:24,862 --> 00:21:29,158
Wow, I don't know
if that's magic or tragic.

295
00:21:30,743 --> 00:21:32,453
Okay. Five ball. My go.

296
00:21:33,245 --> 00:21:36,916
- I've never made my own bed.
- Oh, bullshit.

297
00:21:37,166 --> 00:21:39,251
No, I repeat, I've never
made my own bed.

298
00:21:39,502 --> 00:21:42,129
Well, what kind of mama you got?

299
00:21:42,713 --> 00:21:44,256
That's a good question.

300
00:21:51,305 --> 00:21:53,516
Let's see. All right.

301
00:21:53,766 --> 00:21:56,393
- I got something for you.
- All right.

302
00:21:56,602 --> 00:21:59,605
I've never had sex...

303
00:21:59,855 --> 00:22:02,650
I've never had sex
with two people in one night.

304
00:22:04,193 --> 00:22:06,320
Six-five, your favour.

305
00:22:06,570 --> 00:22:08,322
Gotcha.

306
00:22:10,950 --> 00:22:14,245
So, Alfie, what's the most
you've had in one night?

307
00:22:18,415 --> 00:22:21,043
We've stopped playing the game,
haven't we?

308
00:22:24,547 --> 00:22:29,135
Am I wrong, or is there a little
innocent flirting going on here?

309
00:22:41,605 --> 00:22:45,818
Driftin' on a memory

310
00:22:46,402 --> 00:22:52,241
Ain't no place I'd rather be
Than with you

311
00:22:54,076 --> 00:22:57,371
Loving you

312
00:23:06,130 --> 00:23:08,466
See, if I had that kind of talent...

313
00:23:08,716 --> 00:23:10,551
And a song

314
00:23:10,801 --> 00:23:13,971
- Go on, finish your sentence.
- If I had that kind of talent,

315
00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:17,683
and I looked like you...

316
00:23:17,933 --> 00:23:19,477
And a song

317
00:23:19,727 --> 00:23:21,896
- I would be strutting my stuff
- Oh, yeah?

318
00:23:22,104 --> 00:23:24,315
On a stage.

319
00:23:45,127 --> 00:23:48,255
Trust me, what happens next
was the furthest thing from my mind

320
00:23:48,464 --> 00:23:50,424
when I dropped by tonight.

321
00:23:51,801 --> 00:23:55,346
But then I thought to myself,

322
00:23:55,596 --> 00:23:56,931
"You know what?

323
00:23:57,181 --> 00:24:00,059
If this will help her get past
her anger towards Marlon,

324
00:24:00,309 --> 00:24:03,604
I owe it to both of them,
as a friend, right?

325
00:24:03,854 --> 00:24:06,565
To do whatever I can to help."

326
00:24:12,863 --> 00:24:14,990
I find that, lately,

327
00:24:15,574 --> 00:24:18,536
even lying to myself comes easily.

328
00:25:07,084 --> 00:25:11,046
The next morning, and I can't
get last night out of my mind.

329
00:25:11,589 --> 00:25:15,843
Try desperately to focus
on something else, anything else.

330
00:25:16,260 --> 00:25:19,555
Anything to get my mind
off my best friend's incredibly hot,

331
00:25:20,306 --> 00:25:24,101
best-ass-I've-ever-seen-in-my-life
girlfriend.

332
00:25:25,728 --> 00:25:28,439
Alfie. Alfie.

333
00:25:28,689 --> 00:25:31,400
- Alfie!
- Shall I pretend I can't hear him?

334
00:25:31,609 --> 00:25:33,152
Dude.

335
00:25:34,028 --> 00:25:36,739
- Hey!
- Too late. Too late.

336
00:25:36,989 --> 00:25:40,284
- Dude, would you slow down?
- Hey, Marly, what's up?

337
00:25:41,076 --> 00:25:42,119
"Marly"?

338
00:25:42,870 --> 00:25:45,331
Hey, listen, I gotta talk to you.
You ain't going nowhere

339
00:25:45,581 --> 00:25:47,291
till you tell me
what went down last night.

340
00:25:47,541 --> 00:25:50,127
- Down last night?
- Dude, don't mess with me.

341
00:25:50,377 --> 00:25:52,505
What happened with Lonette?

342
00:25:53,672 --> 00:25:55,716
Have you ever heard
the word "knock"?

343
00:25:55,966 --> 00:25:58,761
- What went down?
- What? Nothing happened.

344
00:25:59,011 --> 00:26:02,306
- We had a few shots.
- Missus give me silent treatment.

345
00:26:02,556 --> 00:26:06,268
Little she know, not hearing constant
"blah, blah, blah" is gift from heaven.

346
00:26:06,519 --> 00:26:08,354
You keep it up. Keep it up,
mate, it'll work.

347
00:26:08,604 --> 00:26:10,564
Alfie, what happened?

348
00:26:12,108 --> 00:26:14,527
Oh, fuck a duck, man. Look, I...

349
00:26:16,195 --> 00:26:19,031
- I drank a lot last night.
- Drunk.

350
00:26:19,657 --> 00:26:21,534
Well, I...

351
00:26:23,285 --> 00:26:25,663
I really... I don't remember.

352
00:26:25,913 --> 00:26:28,541
- Dude, you did something to her.
- No.

353
00:26:28,791 --> 00:26:30,835
Oh, yeah, you did.
Because she shows up at my house,

354
00:26:31,085 --> 00:26:33,170
at 4 in the morning,
saying that she wanted me back.

355
00:26:33,420 --> 00:26:36,340
She even said
that if I needed more time,

356
00:26:36,590 --> 00:26:39,510
that she understood completely.

357
00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:41,428
How fucking crazy.

358
00:26:43,597 --> 00:26:48,144
Chalk one up for the blokes.
Thanks to me, Marlon won the game.

359
00:26:48,436 --> 00:26:50,646
Which means he's off scot-free,
and so am I.

360
00:26:50,896 --> 00:26:53,607
This is a bloody miracle.
That's fantastic. Fantastic.

361
00:26:53,816 --> 00:26:55,901
- Come on, what did you say to her?
- Look, look.

362
00:26:56,152 --> 00:26:58,737
- It's all good.
- Come on, what did you say?

363
00:27:00,197 --> 00:27:01,532
I asked her to marry me.

364
00:27:07,329 --> 00:27:09,790
You know you're my best man, right?

365
00:27:11,125 --> 00:27:13,043
Moral of the story:

366
00:27:13,294 --> 00:27:16,505
No good deed goes unpunished.

367
00:28:12,561 --> 00:28:14,146
New word for the day?

368
00:28:16,690 --> 00:28:17,942
"Resilience:

369
00:28:18,692 --> 00:28:23,489
The ability to readily recover
after disappointment or loss."

370
00:28:25,282 --> 00:28:28,035
Capacity to spring back.

371
00:28:28,285 --> 00:28:31,330
Understand, it's not
about replacing Julie.

372
00:28:31,580 --> 00:28:34,166
I just wanna get back
to the simple life:

373
00:28:34,416 --> 00:28:37,044
Women who mean nothing to me.

374
00:28:39,130 --> 00:28:43,092
So I've struck up a friendship
with a nightclub hostess called Uta.

375
00:28:43,342 --> 00:28:44,844
Hello, Uta.

376
00:28:59,191 --> 00:29:01,527
Now, as a heat-seeking bachelor,

377
00:29:01,777 --> 00:29:03,612
I have to live
by some very simple rules.

378
00:29:03,863 --> 00:29:06,699
Alfie Elkins' credo or philosophy,

379
00:29:06,949 --> 00:29:10,077
which is probably best summed up
by the only advice

380
00:29:10,327 --> 00:29:12,288
my father ever gave me.

381
00:29:12,538 --> 00:29:17,001
He said, "Son, whenever you
meet a beautiful woman...

382
00:29:18,502 --> 00:29:22,506
just remember, somewhere there's
a bloke who's sick of shagging her."

383
00:29:22,756 --> 00:29:25,009
- Can I help you, man?
- G and T, please.

384
00:29:25,468 --> 00:29:29,680
Explain to me what everyone sees
in that Eurotrash?

385
00:29:47,865 --> 00:29:51,410
I think it's incredibly unfair
that it's acceptable for men

386
00:29:51,660 --> 00:29:53,500
to be sexually experimental,
then with a woman,

387
00:29:53,746 --> 00:29:57,958
if she wants to try something...
A kiss or a threesome.

388
00:29:58,209 --> 00:30:00,920
You know, that they'd be judged.
I wouldn't judge them.

389
00:30:01,170 --> 00:30:03,881
And I think if you two were to kiss,
I would... I would just...

390
00:30:04,089 --> 00:30:08,761
I would just see it
as a thing of beauty.

391
00:30:10,012 --> 00:30:12,807
Although I'm living every guy's
Rat Pack fantasy,

392
00:30:13,057 --> 00:30:15,601
something feels a bit off.

393
00:30:15,851 --> 00:30:17,770
And throwing myself
back into the old lifestyle

394
00:30:18,020 --> 00:30:20,231
isn't going quite as smoothly
as I'd hoped.

395
00:30:20,481 --> 00:30:21,899
Sorry.

396
00:30:22,149 --> 00:30:23,734
I'm sorry.

397
00:30:24,485 --> 00:30:26,695
You carry on without me.

398
00:30:27,321 --> 00:30:30,032
Oh, my loves, I...

399
00:30:30,241 --> 00:30:33,244
I don't know what happened.
This is so unlike me.

400
00:30:33,994 --> 00:30:37,456
Yeah, you... You two just...

401
00:30:44,588 --> 00:30:47,842
I used to think
there was nothing worse than death.

402
00:30:50,511 --> 00:30:53,472
Then, from out of nowhere...

403
00:30:55,641 --> 00:30:56,767
the unthinkable.

404
00:30:59,228 --> 00:31:03,023
Now I really don't get
what everyone sees in you.

405
00:31:06,694 --> 00:31:09,697
It just keeps on happening
and happening.

406
00:31:10,406 --> 00:31:13,617
Or more accurately, not happening
and not happening.

407
00:31:15,744 --> 00:31:19,165
This never happens, Uta.
Honestly, never.

408
00:31:22,460 --> 00:31:23,961
Honestly.

409
00:31:24,670 --> 00:31:27,214
Not the word around town...

410
00:31:28,799 --> 00:31:30,426
peewee.

411
00:31:35,514 --> 00:31:38,934
Mr Elkins? Miranda Kulp.

412
00:31:40,352 --> 00:31:41,979
Miranda.

413
00:31:42,229 --> 00:31:44,857
The penis doctor is a he
with a little bit of she thrown in.

414
00:31:45,107 --> 00:31:48,611
So I understand you're experiencing
some erectile dysfunction.

415
00:31:49,153 --> 00:31:53,991
I am experiencing a little... A little...
A little bit of... What you just said.

416
00:31:54,241 --> 00:31:56,577
Not to worry.
That's my area of expertise.

417
00:31:57,411 --> 00:32:01,916
So have you been under any unusual
emotional stress lately, Mr Elkins?

418
00:32:02,166 --> 00:32:05,878
Stress? Emotional? Me? No, never.

419
00:32:07,546 --> 00:32:11,884
Well, unless you count
that recent chat I had with Julie.

420
00:32:12,134 --> 00:32:13,719
I can't see you anymore, Alfie.

421
00:32:15,721 --> 00:32:17,973
- Why? You angry?
- No, I'm really not angry.

422
00:32:18,224 --> 00:32:21,811
Just, you know,
we want different things.

423
00:32:22,895 --> 00:32:25,981
And I can't have you traipsing
in and out of Max's life.

424
00:32:30,986 --> 00:32:33,739
You've changed your hair,
haven't you?

425
00:32:33,989 --> 00:32:35,407
You have, haven't you?
No, you have.

426
00:32:35,658 --> 00:32:37,743
You've changed your hairdo.
You cut it?

427
00:32:37,993 --> 00:32:39,703
It looks gorgeous.

428
00:32:39,954 --> 00:32:42,039
- Thanks.
- How come...?

429
00:32:43,165 --> 00:32:46,168
How come you never had it like that
when we were together?

430
00:32:46,418 --> 00:32:48,087
I really gotta go.

431
00:32:52,133 --> 00:32:53,592
Well, I guess...

432
00:32:54,635 --> 00:32:56,137
you need these back.

433
00:32:58,889 --> 00:33:00,474
Thank you.

434
00:33:04,854 --> 00:33:06,730
Alfie?

435
00:33:07,398 --> 00:33:08,691
You gonna be okay?

436
00:33:09,733 --> 00:33:13,362
Yeah. No worries. I'm always okay.

437
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:22,705
Alrighty, let's take a gander
at that penis of yours.

438
00:33:29,962 --> 00:33:31,964
I see.

439
00:33:37,052 --> 00:33:38,471
Well.

440
00:33:38,721 --> 00:33:41,432
- It seems we have lift-off.
- It seems we do.

441
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:43,309
Wunderschцn.

442
00:33:43,768 --> 00:33:45,227
What a relief.

443
00:33:45,811 --> 00:33:48,522
Well, I mean, if he can give me
a stiffy, I should have no problem

444
00:33:48,731 --> 00:33:51,567
keeping it up for the target
demographic, shouldn't I?

445
00:33:51,817 --> 00:33:54,737
Well, there doesn't appear
to be anything physiologically wrong,

446
00:33:54,987 --> 00:33:57,782
so, in short, we can be
fairly certain your problem

447
00:33:58,032 --> 00:34:02,203
- was simply stress-related.
Julie-related.

448
00:34:02,453 --> 00:34:06,791
Like I always say, if they don't get you
one way, they'll get you another.

449
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:09,668
However,

450
00:34:10,461 --> 00:34:15,925
- I did feel something a little kooky.
- Kooky?

451
00:34:16,175 --> 00:34:19,261
There is nothing to get upset about,
Mr Elkins.

452
00:34:20,095 --> 00:34:23,724
I thought I felt a lump...

453
00:34:25,309 --> 00:34:27,186
on your penis.

454
00:34:27,436 --> 00:34:30,064
But with any luck, it will be nothing.

455
00:34:31,857 --> 00:34:35,361
The words "lump" and "penis"
in the same sentence.

456
00:34:35,611 --> 00:34:37,988
There's something
you don't hear every day.

457
00:34:39,115 --> 00:34:43,285
And so young Alfred
got an early Yuletide gift.

458
00:34:44,995 --> 00:34:47,289
A penis biopsy.

459
00:34:47,540 --> 00:34:50,584
I get my test results in three days...
Well, five.

460
00:34:50,835 --> 00:34:54,463
Five counting the weekend.
Oh, Lord. Oh, Lord.

461
00:34:54,713 --> 00:34:57,424
How am I gonna stop myself
going completely bonkers?

462
00:34:57,633 --> 00:34:58,717
I'll be fine.

463
00:34:59,468 --> 00:35:01,470
I'll be fine.

464
00:35:01,720 --> 00:35:03,722
I'm a young man.

465
00:35:05,432 --> 00:35:08,227
Shift focus, Alfie. Shift...

466
00:35:08,477 --> 00:35:10,771
Let's go, kids. Let's go.

467
00:35:18,195 --> 00:35:20,656
Move along, children.
Look straight ahead.

468
00:35:21,365 --> 00:35:23,993
Come on. Do not look at the man.
Look straight ahead.

469
00:35:24,243 --> 00:35:27,830
In the meantime, perhaps I'm safer
hobbling on home.

470
00:35:44,346 --> 00:35:47,558
Alfie, dear, what's wrong?
You look like death warmed over.

471
00:35:47,808 --> 00:35:50,436
No, I've just... I've got a bit of
a football injury, that's all,

472
00:35:50,686 --> 00:35:52,480
Mrs Schnitman...
Hello, Mrs Liberman.

473
00:35:52,730 --> 00:35:54,231
You two look lovely.
Where you going?

474
00:35:54,482 --> 00:35:57,109
- Shopping. You need anything?
- I'm fine.

475
00:35:59,820 --> 00:36:00,863
Hello.

476
00:36:01,572 --> 00:36:03,532
Can I talk to you for a minute?

477
00:36:04,241 --> 00:36:05,785
Ladies, this is my friend Lonette.

478
00:36:06,035 --> 00:36:10,456
She's lovely. Good for you,
dating an African-American.

479
00:36:10,706 --> 00:36:12,208
Yeah.

480
00:36:13,417 --> 00:36:17,588
Hey. Hey, girl. I missed you.

481
00:36:17,838 --> 00:36:21,509
Don't mind us. We're not here.
You kids keep talking.

482
00:36:21,759 --> 00:36:24,303
- Very nice to meet you.
- See you, Mrs Liberman.

483
00:36:24,553 --> 00:36:26,138
Shop till you drop, girls.

484
00:36:29,099 --> 00:36:30,768
So how have you been?

485
00:36:32,770 --> 00:36:34,688
I'm pregnant.

486
00:36:36,482 --> 00:36:38,150
It seems to me

487
00:36:38,359 --> 00:36:42,321
the problems you worry yourself
sick about never seem to materialize.

488
00:36:42,530 --> 00:36:44,698
It's the ones that catch you
unexpectedly

489
00:36:44,907 --> 00:36:48,410
on a Wednesday afternoon
that knock you sideways.

490
00:36:50,579 --> 00:36:53,165
I offered to face the music
with her...

491
00:36:53,374 --> 00:36:55,918
but she wanted to go it alone.

492
00:37:13,394 --> 00:37:17,440
We both knew that if the baby
was born with any white-boy features

493
00:37:17,648 --> 00:37:20,359
it would mean the end
of Lonette and Marlon.

494
00:37:20,943 --> 00:37:24,029
Not to mention your host
for this evening.

495
00:37:25,281 --> 00:37:30,369
But standing in the cold,
I find myself having regrets.

496
00:37:30,578 --> 00:37:32,288
Thinking thoughts like,

497
00:37:32,496 --> 00:37:36,083
"Here's another kid you'll never
get a chance to know.

498
00:37:36,292 --> 00:37:38,335
Your own."

499
00:37:56,145 --> 00:37:57,688
Didn't take long.

500
00:38:06,447 --> 00:38:08,908
Bloody hell, you're freezing.

501
00:38:11,494 --> 00:38:12,745
How do you feel?

502
00:38:13,704 --> 00:38:15,498
Empty.

503
00:38:29,261 --> 00:38:33,390
That night in the bar, I thought
I was getting something for nothing.

504
00:38:34,308 --> 00:38:37,603
Doesn't seem to have worked out
that way, does it?

505
00:38:51,242 --> 00:38:52,243
Oh, man.

506
00:38:52,910 --> 00:38:56,288
If everything turns out okay,
maybe this little brush with mortality

507
00:38:56,497 --> 00:38:57,706
is a sign.

508
00:38:58,415 --> 00:39:03,087
I should think about making...
Making some changes.

509
00:39:03,337 --> 00:39:04,588
Possibly.

510
00:39:05,631 --> 00:39:06,757
- Next week.
- Excuse me.

511
00:39:06,966 --> 00:39:09,969
Did I just...? Did you just look at me?
Did I just notice you turn away?

512
00:39:10,177 --> 00:39:13,639
Look, if you know the results
to my tests, and they're telling you...

513
00:39:13,848 --> 00:39:15,516
- Mr Elkins.
- Please. Please.

514
00:39:15,724 --> 00:39:20,187
Mr Elkins, for the millionth time,
sit down.

515
00:39:21,147 --> 00:39:26,277
Mr Belson, I have a cancellation
on Tuesday at 11:30.

516
00:39:26,485 --> 00:39:28,529
I'm gonna be fine.

517
00:39:29,738 --> 00:39:32,032
- I just feel it.
- Thank you. Goodbye.

518
00:39:40,833 --> 00:39:43,878
I'll just be a minute. Or ten.

519
00:39:45,045 --> 00:39:47,465
- It's all right. Take your time.
- I don't have a choice.

520
00:39:47,673 --> 00:39:50,759
I used to pee. Now I trickle.

521
00:39:50,968 --> 00:39:53,846
- I'm Joe. What's your name?
- Alfie.

522
00:39:54,638 --> 00:39:57,266
So how you doing, Alfie?

523
00:39:57,475 --> 00:40:01,395
- Hanging in. You?
- Shitty.

524
00:40:02,813 --> 00:40:05,357
Yeah, me too. Me too.

525
00:40:06,317 --> 00:40:10,362
- I like the bolo tie.
- Oh, thanks. I have a collection.

526
00:40:13,073 --> 00:40:15,785
You know, when you're old,
you learn to be patient.

527
00:40:16,368 --> 00:40:17,369
Yeah.

528
00:40:17,578 --> 00:40:20,122
Used to be I never
had time for nothing. Go, go, go.

529
00:40:20,331 --> 00:40:22,333
- I know that feeling.
- Yeah.

530
00:40:22,541 --> 00:40:27,296
My wife was always hawking me
to take a little vacation. Hawaii. Reno.

531
00:40:27,505 --> 00:40:29,715
I always said,
"Next year, Evie, next year.

532
00:40:29,924 --> 00:40:32,092
I got too much on my platter."

533
00:40:32,718 --> 00:40:35,137
I always thought
I'd have more time.

534
00:40:35,346 --> 00:40:39,058
Then one Sunday night,
she takes the pot roast out of the oven.

535
00:40:39,266 --> 00:40:43,270
Yells, "Soup's on,"
and slumps to the kitchen floor.

536
00:40:43,479 --> 00:40:45,272
Just like that.

537
00:40:45,481 --> 00:40:47,399
Dead as disco.

538
00:40:47,608 --> 00:40:49,944
Jesus, I'm sorry.

539
00:40:50,152 --> 00:40:52,655
I tried picking up the pieces.

540
00:40:52,863 --> 00:40:55,407
Even went to Waikiki alone
on the 8-day cruise package

541
00:40:55,616 --> 00:40:57,660
she was always yakking about.

542
00:40:58,244 --> 00:41:00,788
Couldn't get Evie out of my mind.

543
00:41:04,625 --> 00:41:07,253
There's two things
I learned in life, kid:

544
00:41:07,461 --> 00:41:09,171
You find someone to love,

545
00:41:09,421 --> 00:41:11,966
and live every day
as though it were your last.

546
00:41:16,178 --> 00:41:17,972
She's all yours, Alfie.

547
00:41:18,180 --> 00:41:19,723
Enjoy.

548
00:41:27,815 --> 00:41:29,608
You all right, son?

549
00:41:29,817 --> 00:41:33,070
Yeah. I hope so.

550
00:41:36,073 --> 00:41:39,702
Look, if you ever get bored
or feel like schmoozing...

551
00:41:41,036 --> 00:41:43,289
give me a holler.

552
00:41:45,374 --> 00:41:47,626
- You'll never call.
- Maybe I will.

553
00:41:47,877 --> 00:41:50,463
All right, good. We'll go to a bar
together, hit on some chicks.

554
00:41:50,671 --> 00:41:52,089
Damn right.

555
00:41:52,298 --> 00:41:53,966
Thanks, Joe.

556
00:41:56,927 --> 00:41:58,762
Hey.

557
00:42:00,347 --> 00:42:02,266
I'm sorry about Evie.

558
00:42:05,269 --> 00:42:07,021
We...

559
00:42:07,229 --> 00:42:09,815
weren't all that fond
of each other...

560
00:42:10,024 --> 00:42:13,944
but we were very close.

561
00:42:15,029 --> 00:42:18,824
- If you know what I mean.
- I think I do.

562
00:42:45,851 --> 00:42:49,396
I've been thinking a lot lately
about God and death.

563
00:42:49,605 --> 00:42:52,525
And how, if what they taught me
in Bible class is true,

564
00:42:52,733 --> 00:42:54,652
I'm really in for it.

565
00:42:57,738 --> 00:43:00,574
But I won't be partying
with Lucifer any time soon,

566
00:43:00,783 --> 00:43:02,743
because my test results
were negative.

567
00:43:02,952 --> 00:43:05,538
I'm gonna live! I'm gonna live!

568
00:43:11,794 --> 00:43:14,672
I ruined my Prada lace-ups
and I don't care.

569
00:43:18,259 --> 00:43:22,471
Don't think I've forgotten my oath
to completely change my life,

570
00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:24,515
because I haven't.

571
00:43:53,878 --> 00:43:56,881
Carrot-apple with a dash
of wheat grass.

572
00:43:57,089 --> 00:43:58,424
Yep.

573
00:43:59,258 --> 00:44:02,344
Health is now priority number one.

574
00:44:03,888 --> 00:44:07,183
Business plan
moves onto the fast track.

575
00:44:08,726 --> 00:44:12,480
- If you say so...
- Tonight's preview at St. Ambrose...

576
00:44:14,148 --> 00:44:18,652
No, I definitely don't want to talk.
Okay, hold on, what else have I got?

577
00:44:20,070 --> 00:44:23,157
Okay, yeah.

578
00:44:24,074 --> 00:44:25,951
All right, if we must, we must, but...

579
00:44:27,745 --> 00:44:30,790
New slate. New beginning.

580
00:44:51,894 --> 00:44:53,604
- What's your name, driver?
- Alfie, sir.

581
00:44:53,813 --> 00:44:54,814
Wait here, Alfie.

582
00:44:55,064 --> 00:44:57,233
Do you know how long
you're gonna be, roughly?

583
00:44:57,441 --> 00:45:00,152
- You got someplace to go?
- No, I was just gonna nip off

584
00:45:00,319 --> 00:45:03,030
- and get a cup of tea.
- Look, why don't you just stay put.

585
00:45:30,683 --> 00:45:32,810
Yea or nay?

586
00:45:34,353 --> 00:45:38,065
A definite yea, I think. Really.

587
00:45:38,274 --> 00:45:40,526
Stunning.
Wouldn't you say so, sir?

588
00:45:40,776 --> 00:45:43,279
I'm sorry, didn't I ask you
to wait by the car?

589
00:45:43,529 --> 00:45:46,282
I reckoned I should help
the lady with her packages.

590
00:45:46,532 --> 00:45:48,159
Definite yea?

591
00:45:50,161 --> 00:45:51,912
I think.

592
00:45:52,121 --> 00:45:55,166
With one minor...

593
00:45:55,374 --> 00:45:56,750
- May I?
- You may.

594
00:45:56,959 --> 00:45:58,502
Adjustment.

595
00:46:06,218 --> 00:46:10,139
Bullfighter. Another lifetime.
Don't ask.

596
00:46:13,684 --> 00:46:15,227
Fifty, if she's a day.

597
00:46:15,436 --> 00:46:16,937
But don't they say 50
is the new 40,

598
00:46:17,146 --> 00:46:19,440
and is she not living proof?

599
00:46:19,648 --> 00:46:22,526
I mean, have a look.
Beautifully preserved.

600
00:46:23,819 --> 00:46:26,447
And cleavage
like the Holland Tunnel.

601
00:46:28,032 --> 00:46:29,825
- Better?
- Much.

602
00:46:30,075 --> 00:46:33,871
You are so right to trust Chanel.
A pair of hot-pink stilettos,

603
00:46:34,079 --> 00:46:36,040
and you're good to go.

604
00:46:37,166 --> 00:46:40,252
- Well, aren't you Mr Full-Service?
- We try.

605
00:46:43,130 --> 00:46:46,342
- He's getting a little pissy, isn't he?
- Oh, it's fine. It's good for him.

606
00:46:46,550 --> 00:46:50,054
- Is your husband a lot older than you?
- He's not my husband.

607
00:46:51,222 --> 00:46:53,015
He's wearing a wedding ring.

608
00:46:53,224 --> 00:46:56,519
Well, I never said he wasn't
somebody else's husband.

609
00:47:08,114 --> 00:47:09,914
- Grab the stuff from the trunk?
- You got it.

610
00:47:09,949 --> 00:47:11,367
Cheers.

611
00:47:17,748 --> 00:47:21,252
Ma'am, if you require
my services in the future.

612
00:47:22,837 --> 00:47:26,215
Happy Christmas, sir. Ma'am.

613
00:47:28,217 --> 00:47:32,304
Now that, my friends,
is a real woman.

614
00:47:32,513 --> 00:47:35,224
Smart and sexy and...

615
00:47:35,641 --> 00:47:39,603
You noticed the little flirt
going on between us, huh?

616
00:47:43,649 --> 00:47:45,317
Makes me think,

617
00:47:45,526 --> 00:47:48,279
if a woman like that,
of that calibre

618
00:47:48,487 --> 00:47:49,967
should take notice
of a bloke like me,

619
00:47:50,156 --> 00:47:53,325
then, perhaps...

620
00:47:54,743 --> 00:47:58,539
Perhaps I'm selling myself
a bit short.

621
00:47:59,123 --> 00:48:00,875
In a flash,

622
00:48:01,083 --> 00:48:03,794
I have my New Year's resolution.

623
00:48:04,753 --> 00:48:06,589
Aim higher.

624
00:48:17,725 --> 00:48:21,103
Catastrophic. Doomed.

625
00:48:21,312 --> 00:48:24,482
Desolate. Cataclysmic.

626
00:48:24,690 --> 00:48:26,942
Bought him a word-of-the-day
calendar for Christmas.

627
00:48:27,735 --> 00:48:28,944
Big mistake.

628
00:48:29,153 --> 00:48:31,363
Holiday season,
busiest time of the year.

629
00:48:31,572 --> 00:48:32,907
I try to run a business.

630
00:48:33,115 --> 00:48:36,285
- What's the problem, Mr Wing?
- Your soul brother.

631
00:48:36,494 --> 00:48:38,579
He quit.

632
00:48:44,001 --> 00:48:47,463
In the letter Marlon left me,
he called me his best friend...

633
00:48:48,297 --> 00:48:51,675
but apologized for bailing
on our business scheme.

634
00:48:51,884 --> 00:48:55,054
He said his whole thing now
was to make Lonette happy.

635
00:48:55,721 --> 00:48:57,431
They decided,
on the spur of the moment,

636
00:48:57,640 --> 00:48:59,683
to move upstate,

637
00:48:59,934 --> 00:49:02,812
and I had a standing
invite to drop by any time.

638
00:49:03,979 --> 00:49:06,941
Somehow Lonette convinced Marlon

639
00:49:07,149 --> 00:49:10,152
it would be too painful
to say our goodbyes in person.

640
00:49:10,361 --> 00:49:12,238
And to make matters worse,

641
00:49:12,446 --> 00:49:16,117
it all dovetails into
the second loneliest night of the year:

642
00:49:19,161 --> 00:49:21,413
Christmas Eve.

643
00:49:23,332 --> 00:49:27,128
A night that brings on all those
familiar festive feelings

644
00:49:27,336 --> 00:49:32,800
of hopelessness,
anguish, despair.

645
00:49:33,425 --> 00:49:36,637
Not a great time to be flying solo.

646
00:49:37,263 --> 00:49:41,058
That's why I'm of the belief
couples should never split up

647
00:49:41,267 --> 00:49:43,519
between Thanksgiving
and January 2nd.

648
00:49:44,103 --> 00:49:48,023
Always have a relationship to see
you through the holidays. Always.

649
00:49:48,232 --> 00:49:51,110
The downside, of course, being gifts.

650
00:49:55,698 --> 00:49:58,826
Personally, I've always
suspected that everyone else

651
00:49:59,034 --> 00:50:01,912
is having a far merrier
Christmas than I am.

652
00:50:02,121 --> 00:50:05,624
Not that I've ever actually
had a Christmas.

653
00:50:06,542 --> 00:50:08,085
That's a whole other Dickens story.

654
00:50:08,294 --> 00:50:11,338
Taxi.

655
00:50:11,964 --> 00:50:14,008
Excuse me.

656
00:50:15,593 --> 00:50:19,763
I'm sorry, mate, it's against the law
for me to carry any more than...

657
00:50:27,313 --> 00:50:29,774
Thank the Lord.

658
00:50:30,983 --> 00:50:33,444
A Christmas miracle.

659
00:50:37,531 --> 00:50:39,742
All right, hop in.

660
00:50:39,950 --> 00:50:43,204
Thanks for saving us.
I was freezing my little tush off.

661
00:50:43,454 --> 00:50:46,499
No worries. You know,
it's pretty full back there.

662
00:50:46,749 --> 00:50:49,627
- Why don't you...
- Good idea.

663
00:50:49,835 --> 00:50:51,086
Why don't I?

664
00:50:53,214 --> 00:50:55,257
Hey, watch the champagne.

665
00:50:59,303 --> 00:51:01,013
All in.

666
00:51:10,898 --> 00:51:14,819
- They don't get out much.
- You wanna watch out, you guys.

667
00:51:15,027 --> 00:51:18,405
You'll end up with a lump of coal
in your stocking.

668
00:51:18,614 --> 00:51:20,199
You're English.

669
00:51:20,407 --> 00:51:22,326
I love English.

670
00:51:22,576 --> 00:51:24,703
- What's your name?
- Alfie.

671
00:51:33,003 --> 00:51:35,714
You wanna abuse
a little substance, Alfie?

672
00:51:35,965 --> 00:51:37,633
No, thanks. I'm trying to quit.

673
00:51:39,051 --> 00:51:41,929
All right. One hit.

674
00:51:57,236 --> 00:51:58,654
Merry Christmastime

675
00:52:12,793 --> 00:52:16,714
There's an expression
the Yanks use, "Go with the flow."

676
00:52:18,716 --> 00:52:21,135
So, yeah, I got a dose
of the holiday blues.

677
00:52:21,343 --> 00:52:26,599
But when a girl of this mind-blowing
calibre invites you to a party,

678
00:52:26,807 --> 00:52:30,519
it's time to get going
and start flowing.

679
00:52:33,439 --> 00:52:34,815
Maybe it's the late hour.

680
00:52:38,194 --> 00:52:41,030
Maybe it's the heavily
spiked eggnog.

681
00:52:44,325 --> 00:52:46,911
Maybe it was simply
a mutual desperate desire

682
00:52:47,119 --> 00:52:50,080
to have ourselves
a merry little Christmas.

683
00:52:50,706 --> 00:52:54,502
Whatever the reason, hooking up
has never gone more swimmingly,

684
00:52:54,710 --> 00:52:59,924
and I find myself saying
something highly out of character:

685
00:53:00,132 --> 00:53:04,386
I'm renovating my apartment
on the Upper West Side.

686
00:53:05,763 --> 00:53:08,182
But, say, you could...

687
00:53:08,390 --> 00:53:13,187
crash at my sublet, if you want.

688
00:53:14,146 --> 00:53:17,024
See you through the holidays.

689
00:53:17,650 --> 00:53:19,902
That sounds inviting.

690
00:53:27,034 --> 00:53:31,122
And so it came to pass,
that after all those years,

691
00:53:31,330 --> 00:53:35,876
little Alfred finally got
what he wanted for Christmas.

692
00:53:47,805 --> 00:53:50,599
The 12 days of Christmas
were flying by

693
00:53:50,808 --> 00:53:53,018
at a surrealistic pace.

694
00:53:54,645 --> 00:53:57,565
Yeah, it's been quite the ride.

695
00:54:01,777 --> 00:54:04,488
The package was irresistible.

696
00:54:04,780 --> 00:54:09,368
A showstopper with
a new-school brand of sexiness.

697
00:54:10,327 --> 00:54:13,164
Who wouldn't get off on the way
she makes heads turn?

698
00:54:14,331 --> 00:54:16,584
Plus, we have so much in common.

699
00:54:18,836 --> 00:54:22,840
- She's sweet, fun, original, exciting,
- Adore you.

700
00:54:23,048 --> 00:54:24,842
Full of surprises.

701
00:54:25,092 --> 00:54:29,430
Oh, and did I mention,
she makes a cracking good bed.

702
00:54:31,974 --> 00:54:33,976
I began to wonder,

703
00:54:34,185 --> 00:54:35,770
could this be the one...

704
00:54:38,439 --> 00:54:41,150
who finally holds my attention?

705
00:54:42,651 --> 00:54:44,779
Happy New Year!

706
00:54:58,417 --> 00:55:00,252
In every doomed relationship,

707
00:55:00,503 --> 00:55:02,797
there comes what I like to call

708
00:55:03,005 --> 00:55:06,884
"the uh-oh moment."

709
00:55:07,134 --> 00:55:08,694
When a certain little
something happens,

710
00:55:08,886 --> 00:55:11,764
and you know you've just witnessed
the beginning of the end.

711
00:55:12,598 --> 00:55:15,184
And suddenly you stop
and you think:

712
00:55:15,392 --> 00:55:19,313
"Uh-oh, iceberg ahead."

713
00:55:21,357 --> 00:55:24,276
With Nikki, that was
the first of many...

714
00:55:24,944 --> 00:55:27,113
uh-oh moments.

715
00:55:27,696 --> 00:55:30,407
It began with petty arguments.

716
00:55:32,243 --> 00:55:36,163
Followed by random bouts
of melancholia.

717
00:55:36,831 --> 00:55:40,709
Major highs and manic lows.

718
00:55:41,335 --> 00:55:44,421
This girl never knows
when she's had one too many.

719
00:55:45,005 --> 00:55:49,969
And there had been constant displays
of erratic, reckless behaviour.

720
00:55:50,177 --> 00:55:54,098
And thank you, no.
No, I did not have insurance.

721
00:55:55,975 --> 00:56:00,855
But whenever I begin to feel
there's little reason to go on,

722
00:56:01,397 --> 00:56:06,068
I'm reminded that we still have
one very major thing in common.

723
00:56:06,944 --> 00:56:10,406
If only she didn't insist
on smoking before,

724
00:56:10,656 --> 00:56:12,658
after

725
00:56:13,367 --> 00:56:15,411
and during.

726
00:56:18,914 --> 00:56:21,375
What time are you gonna
be home, honey?

727
00:56:21,584 --> 00:56:23,043
Hear that?

728
00:56:23,252 --> 00:56:25,421
"What time are you gonna
be home, honey?"

729
00:56:26,005 --> 00:56:28,340
That's dangerously close
to wife-speak to me.

730
00:56:28,591 --> 00:56:31,635
Because I'm making something
really special for din-din.

731
00:56:32,344 --> 00:56:33,721
Din-din?

732
00:56:33,971 --> 00:56:35,347
I'll call later.

733
00:56:36,474 --> 00:56:41,479
Listen, are you sure you don't
think that colour's a little bit intense?

734
00:56:41,729 --> 00:56:46,108
- I think you're a little bit intense.
- Careful,

735
00:56:46,358 --> 00:56:48,694
because you've got paint
all over your hands.

736
00:56:50,488 --> 00:56:54,450
Plus, you're wearing my favourite shirt
to paint the house in, Nik. Don't...

737
00:56:58,245 --> 00:57:00,498
Sorry, baby.

738
00:57:03,334 --> 00:57:05,002
I gotta run.

739
00:57:05,252 --> 00:57:06,378
No, I've gotta run.

740
00:57:06,587 --> 00:57:10,716
I bet that I can make it
worth your while to stay.

741
00:57:11,884 --> 00:57:14,678
I'm sure you can. But you know what?
I've got that meeting.

742
00:57:15,262 --> 00:57:17,723
- Haven't I?
- Yeah.

743
00:57:25,439 --> 00:57:29,360
You know you're in trouble when
a sight like that can't keep you planted.

744
00:57:30,736 --> 00:57:34,073
When I was a boy
at St. Alban's Secondary School,

745
00:57:34,281 --> 00:57:36,826
the school took us
on this cultural trip

746
00:57:37,034 --> 00:57:39,036
to observe art at one of the...

747
00:57:39,411 --> 00:57:41,288
One of those big famous
London museums.

748
00:57:42,331 --> 00:57:43,499
Anyway, when I was there,

749
00:57:43,707 --> 00:57:47,211
I came across this statue
of a Greek goddess in marble.

750
00:57:47,419 --> 00:57:51,090
Aphrodi... Aphrodite,
something like that.

751
00:57:51,298 --> 00:57:53,759
Beautiful, she was.

752
00:57:54,718 --> 00:57:57,888
Perfect female form.

753
00:57:58,097 --> 00:57:59,932
Chiselled features.

754
00:58:00,141 --> 00:58:01,976
Exquisite.

755
00:58:03,269 --> 00:58:05,229
I stood in awe of her.

756
00:58:05,771 --> 00:58:08,607
Finally, the teacher calls us
all over, and I'm walking past it,

757
00:58:08,816 --> 00:58:13,070
and on the way I notice,
in the side of this Greek goddess,

758
00:58:13,279 --> 00:58:17,450
all these cracks,
chips, imperfections.

759
00:58:18,117 --> 00:58:19,743
Ruined her for me.

760
00:58:22,663 --> 00:58:24,582
Well, that's Nikki.

761
00:58:26,125 --> 00:58:28,752
A beautiful sculpture...

762
00:58:28,961 --> 00:58:30,629
damaged...

763
00:58:30,838 --> 00:58:34,133
in a way you don't notice
till you get too close.

764
00:58:44,143 --> 00:58:46,353
I lost the signal for a second there.

765
00:58:48,522 --> 00:58:50,149
But I don't know.

766
00:58:50,357 --> 00:58:52,943
It's just a lot of personal stuff
going on.

767
00:58:53,152 --> 00:58:54,570
You know what I mean?

768
00:58:59,492 --> 00:59:01,327
- Oh, I know.
- Welcome, Mr Alfie.

769
00:59:01,535 --> 00:59:04,246
Good to see you, Elvis. Look, I hope
you don't mind me rambling on.

770
00:59:04,413 --> 00:59:06,874
- Enjoy your evening, sir.
- Thank you.

771
00:59:09,710 --> 00:59:13,881
As you can see, the lad's
moving up in the world.

772
00:59:17,593 --> 00:59:20,471
It's just that I've got
this friend who's,

773
00:59:20,679 --> 00:59:24,391
let's say, outstayed his welcome.

774
00:59:27,603 --> 00:59:28,771
Absolutely right.

775
00:59:28,979 --> 00:59:32,900
It's a lot tougher getting them out
than getting them in. I like that.

776
00:59:33,109 --> 00:59:35,569
You'll never guess
who I'm dropping in on now.

777
00:59:35,778 --> 00:59:38,018
I wouldn't have believed it myself
a couple of weeks ago.

778
00:59:38,072 --> 00:59:40,116
Why don't you just try being honest,

779
00:59:40,324 --> 00:59:43,869
and tell your friend that the hotel
is under new management

780
00:59:44,078 --> 00:59:48,040
and that they have to vacate
the premises. You know what I mean.

781
00:59:48,249 --> 00:59:50,167
That kimono

782
00:59:50,376 --> 00:59:53,420
does wonders for your ducolletage.

783
00:59:54,421 --> 00:59:57,675
- Big word.
- Big ducolletage.

784
01:00:08,686 --> 01:00:11,605
Why don't we have a drink and you
can tell me the rest of your troubles.

785
01:00:11,814 --> 01:00:15,901
Instead of me listening to hers.
That's a change.

786
01:00:16,110 --> 01:00:20,030
You know, for someone
so very young, you're terribly wise.

787
01:00:22,032 --> 01:00:23,868
Secret admirer?

788
01:00:24,785 --> 01:00:27,037
One of many.

789
01:00:28,080 --> 01:00:31,000
You would never think of bringing
a girl flowers, would you, Alfie?

790
01:00:31,208 --> 01:00:33,335
It would only encourage them.

791
01:00:33,544 --> 01:00:35,421
I'm gonna make us that drink.

792
01:00:35,671 --> 01:00:37,173
What's your poison, sweetheart?

793
01:00:37,381 --> 01:00:41,427
I'll have a spot of whiskey, please.
Midleton Rare, if you've got it.

794
01:00:41,635 --> 01:00:43,762
I like dropping a fancy brand name
in now and again,

795
01:00:43,971 --> 01:00:45,851
let her know she ain't
the only one been around.

796
01:00:45,890 --> 01:00:50,060
Why not make this
an absinthe afternoon?

797
01:00:50,269 --> 01:00:52,021
Brilliant.

798
01:00:53,189 --> 01:00:56,859
- No idea what she's talking about.
- You've had absinthe?

799
01:00:57,109 --> 01:00:59,904
Not recently, no.
Remind me, what is it again?

800
01:01:00,112 --> 01:01:04,742
The Green Fairy. The French
impressionists' liquid drug of choice.

801
01:01:05,576 --> 01:01:09,872
And I got you some of those
little egg thingies you like so much.

802
01:01:17,671 --> 01:01:20,508
I mention I like something once,
next thing I know,

803
01:01:20,716 --> 01:01:22,426
I get it on a silver platter.

804
01:01:35,022 --> 01:01:36,899
Perfect, huh?

805
01:01:37,108 --> 01:01:39,485
Kind of pad I plan
to earn myself one day.

806
01:01:39,693 --> 01:01:43,405
Understated elegance
with just a touch of the trendy.

807
01:01:45,074 --> 01:01:47,409
She's a regular fashionista.

808
01:01:47,868 --> 01:01:51,205
You don't have to tell this one
which slingbacks go with which frock.

809
01:01:51,914 --> 01:01:53,958
Owns her own cosmetics company.

810
01:01:54,166 --> 01:01:56,627
Empire, actually.

811
01:01:56,836 --> 01:01:59,004
Started out doing facials
in a fancy salon.

812
01:01:59,213 --> 01:02:02,341
Took a handful of mud,
mixed it with a dash of papaya,

813
01:02:02,550 --> 01:02:06,011
put it on the market, All this.

814
01:02:06,220 --> 01:02:09,265
This stuff is so illegal.

815
01:02:10,141 --> 01:02:13,144
I smuggled a whole batch
of it back from Prague

816
01:02:13,394 --> 01:02:16,105
in Listerine bottles.

817
01:02:21,152 --> 01:02:24,029
Oh, I checked out
your business plan.

818
01:02:27,658 --> 01:02:30,494
- And?
- I'm impressed.

819
01:02:31,120 --> 01:02:33,122
- You seem surprised.
- Not at all.

820
01:02:33,372 --> 01:02:35,624
Because underneath
all that bravado

821
01:02:35,833 --> 01:02:38,544
beats the heart of a guy who's a lot
smarter than he thinks he is,

822
01:02:38,711 --> 01:02:43,549
but not nearly as cocky as he'd like
everybody else to believe.

823
01:02:49,180 --> 01:02:55,311
What are we...?
What exactly are we basing this on?

824
01:02:55,519 --> 01:02:59,190
This insight into my personality?

825
01:03:04,528 --> 01:03:07,615
That it takes one to know one.

826
01:03:24,673 --> 01:03:26,467
What?

827
01:03:27,593 --> 01:03:30,513
I was just wondering if there's
a clever little tattoo artist out there

828
01:03:30,721 --> 01:03:35,101
who could change "Pablo" into "Alfie."

829
01:03:40,981 --> 01:03:43,567
Here's to clever little tattoo artists.

830
01:03:55,329 --> 01:03:57,081
Jesus.

831
01:04:01,836 --> 01:04:04,964
It made me feel
all warm going down.

832
01:04:05,172 --> 01:04:07,424
That's my job.

833
01:04:16,100 --> 01:04:18,310
You know what they say.

834
01:04:20,062 --> 01:04:22,106
What do they say?

835
01:04:24,859 --> 01:04:28,362
Absinthe makes
the heart grow fonder.

836
01:04:33,492 --> 01:04:35,453
Oh, great.

837
01:04:41,750 --> 01:04:43,335
Check this out.

838
01:04:48,257 --> 01:04:50,551
Have a look at the size of this tub.

839
01:04:50,759 --> 01:04:53,095
She's had two husbands,
both croaked,

840
01:04:53,304 --> 01:04:56,182
and I have a feeling
this was the scene of the crime.

841
01:04:56,807 --> 01:04:59,226
Come on, baby, let's get wet.

842
01:05:06,901 --> 01:05:08,277
If she keeps this up,

843
01:05:08,486 --> 01:05:12,698
we're gonna be updating that tattoo
of hers a lot sooner than she thinks.

844
01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:27,338
Remember how little Alfred finally got
what he wanted for Christmas?

845
01:05:29,673 --> 01:05:32,551
Be careful what you wish for.

846
01:05:43,771 --> 01:05:45,940
There's something else.

847
01:05:57,910 --> 01:05:59,245
Dozed off?

848
01:06:01,455 --> 01:06:03,749
Yeah.

849
01:06:04,875 --> 01:06:07,336
I tried waiting up for you.

850
01:06:09,380 --> 01:06:13,342
- Your meeting ran late, huh?
- Very. I'm knackered.

851
01:06:13,551 --> 01:06:15,511
And wet.

852
01:06:16,637 --> 01:06:18,973
But...

853
01:06:19,181 --> 01:06:23,769
I do want us to have
a little chat, Nikki.

854
01:06:26,105 --> 01:06:28,107
Okay.

855
01:06:28,315 --> 01:06:30,609
Sure.

856
01:06:30,818 --> 01:06:33,279
Why don't we talk over
a midnight snack.

857
01:06:33,487 --> 01:06:37,158
I made roast beef
and Yorkshire pudding.

858
01:06:37,741 --> 01:06:40,578
That was your favorite
as a young lad, right?

859
01:06:41,787 --> 01:06:44,665
And check the place out,
if you please.

860
01:06:45,624 --> 01:06:50,337
- Your little girl worked her fanny off.
- I noticed. It looks brilliant.

861
01:06:51,338 --> 01:06:53,174
Really smashing.

862
01:06:54,091 --> 01:06:57,136
- So, Nik...
- Alfie, I've been thinking.

863
01:06:58,345 --> 01:07:01,557
Will you look at these
cute little potatoes?

864
01:07:05,519 --> 01:07:10,065
Okay. I know I have been
a real handful lately.

865
01:07:11,275 --> 01:07:14,862
I don't know, I think it has to do a lot
with me feeling displaced...

866
01:07:16,822 --> 01:07:19,658
and not totally trusting.

867
01:07:21,327 --> 01:07:23,954
Sweetie, cutting to the chase.

868
01:07:24,163 --> 01:07:27,500
I am gonna do better.

869
01:07:28,584 --> 01:07:29,752
I promise.

870
01:07:30,461 --> 01:07:34,131
I am gonna take my medication
religiously from now on.

871
01:07:34,340 --> 01:07:38,511
And everything, everything
is gonna be easy and breezy.

872
01:07:38,761 --> 01:07:40,888
Sound good? Honey?

873
01:07:41,305 --> 01:07:44,266
So come, come and sit.
A feast awaits.

874
01:07:45,351 --> 01:07:47,228
I already ate, Nik.

875
01:07:48,562 --> 01:07:49,730
Of course.

876
01:07:49,939 --> 01:07:52,108
No worries, we'll have leftovers.

877
01:07:52,316 --> 01:07:56,862
I can whip up a little
corned beef hash for brunch.

878
01:08:04,161 --> 01:08:06,580
What's the matter, Alfie?

879
01:08:06,831 --> 01:08:09,041
Nothing. I just...

880
01:08:11,085 --> 01:08:13,337
I've got a lot on my mind and...

881
01:08:14,296 --> 01:08:16,549
- I'm feeling a bit...
- What?

882
01:08:18,050 --> 01:08:21,971
Cold? Distant? Remote? What?

883
01:08:22,972 --> 01:08:25,683
Oh, Nik, this is a complete drag.

884
01:08:26,559 --> 01:08:30,062
Everything happened so quickly.

885
01:08:31,480 --> 01:08:34,567
- I'm not the best at this sort of thing.
- What sort of thing?

886
01:08:36,861 --> 01:08:38,237
I...

887
01:08:38,737 --> 01:08:41,490
don't know exactly how to say it.

888
01:08:42,450 --> 01:08:44,326
Sure you do, Alfie.

889
01:08:47,079 --> 01:08:50,958
You've had plenty
of experience dumping girls.

890
01:09:07,975 --> 01:09:09,810
Don't worry.

891
01:09:10,686 --> 01:09:13,606
I'm already gone.

892
01:10:11,413 --> 01:10:13,499
Strange.

893
01:10:13,707 --> 01:10:16,335
But even when you know
it has to end...

894
01:10:17,169 --> 01:10:19,338
when it finally does...

895
01:10:20,256 --> 01:10:23,467
you always get
that inevitable twinge:

896
01:10:24,260 --> 01:10:27,304
Have I done the right thing?

897
01:10:36,021 --> 01:10:38,649
I must admit...

898
01:10:38,858 --> 01:10:41,318
I do miss the companionship.

899
01:10:44,572 --> 01:10:47,825
Nikki was a showstopper.

900
01:10:49,952 --> 01:10:54,165
But as me ugly old Aunt Gladys
used to say,

901
01:10:55,958 --> 01:10:57,376
"Looks aren't everything."

902
01:10:57,585 --> 01:10:59,462
I used to think that was
a load of bollocks,

903
01:11:00,713 --> 01:11:03,924
but just lately I've been thinking...

904
01:11:04,133 --> 01:11:06,844
maybe the old bat had something.

905
01:11:48,928 --> 01:11:50,679
Julie?

906
01:11:51,847 --> 01:11:53,641
Alfie, hi.

907
01:11:53,891 --> 01:11:55,309
What a surprise.

908
01:11:55,851 --> 01:11:59,939
- God, I haven't seen you since...
- Yeah.

909
01:12:00,606 --> 01:12:02,775
You look... You look amazing.

910
01:12:02,983 --> 01:12:05,569
Thanks. You too.
You look good too.

911
01:12:06,737 --> 01:12:09,073
I'm getting over a cold.

912
01:12:09,323 --> 01:12:13,160
- But you're okay otherwise?
- I'm fine. I'm always fine.

913
01:12:16,122 --> 01:12:17,748
It's good to see you.

914
01:12:19,083 --> 01:12:20,709
And you.

915
01:12:26,382 --> 01:12:28,509
Hey, you know, I was...

916
01:12:30,469 --> 01:12:33,430
I'm sorry about
what happened between us.

917
01:12:34,265 --> 01:12:37,977
And I'm sorry how it all ended up.
It wasn't...

918
01:12:38,185 --> 01:12:40,646
It wasn't good.

919
01:12:44,191 --> 01:12:49,655
I felt bad about not seeing Max
and about not seeing you.

920
01:12:53,617 --> 01:12:56,787
- It's water under the bridge.
- Good.

921
01:12:59,665 --> 01:13:01,167
You know...

922
01:13:02,543 --> 01:13:04,086
I'm wondering...

923
01:13:09,175 --> 01:13:11,343
Maybe we...

924
01:13:11,552 --> 01:13:14,763
You know I can never
promise anything.

925
01:13:15,681 --> 01:13:17,683
But if you want, if you like,

926
01:13:17,892 --> 01:13:19,310
maybe we could
see each other again.

927
01:13:19,769 --> 01:13:21,812
It would be okay by me.

928
01:13:22,021 --> 01:13:24,857
It would be more than okay,
it would be great.

929
01:13:25,065 --> 01:13:27,818
- Alfie, I...
- Yeah?

930
01:13:28,736 --> 01:13:31,071
This is Adam.

931
01:13:34,158 --> 01:13:36,243
Hey, how are you?

932
01:13:36,452 --> 01:13:38,204
- Hey, how you doing, Adam?
- Pretty good.

933
01:13:38,412 --> 01:13:40,164
- Adam.
- Yeah.

934
01:13:46,545 --> 01:13:48,547
It was great running into you.

935
01:13:50,633 --> 01:13:54,011
- You look fantastic.
- Thanks.

936
01:13:57,264 --> 01:13:59,558
What time is it? I've gotta go.

937
01:14:00,101 --> 01:14:02,645
I'm late for a meeting.
Nice to meet you, Adam.

938
01:14:13,739 --> 01:14:15,157
Julie?

939
01:14:17,284 --> 01:14:20,329
- How's Max?
- Oh, really good.

940
01:14:20,788 --> 01:14:23,082
Will you say hi?

941
01:14:23,290 --> 01:14:26,168
- Sure.
- Or not.

942
01:14:27,920 --> 01:14:29,755
Be well.

943
01:15:16,844 --> 01:15:18,512
Hello.

944
01:15:20,848 --> 01:15:22,975
Hello.

945
01:15:28,105 --> 01:15:30,858
Mrs Wing, is everything...?

946
01:15:31,066 --> 01:15:32,860
Wing.

947
01:15:35,237 --> 01:15:36,989
Why are you crying?

948
01:15:37,198 --> 01:15:38,866
I'm not crying. Get out.

949
01:15:39,617 --> 01:15:43,287
- You sure?
- I'm fine. Get out, Alfie.

950
01:15:43,537 --> 01:15:47,249
I'm sorry. I just wanted to see
if I could borrow a car.

951
01:15:47,458 --> 01:15:49,585
She leave me.

952
01:15:49,794 --> 01:15:51,837
Sorry?

953
01:15:52,046 --> 01:15:54,548
Blossom leave me.

954
01:15:54,757 --> 01:15:59,261
Blossom? Is that your wife's name,
Blossom?

955
01:15:59,470 --> 01:16:03,307
What I do wrong, Alfie? Love her?

956
01:16:05,101 --> 01:16:09,105
Look, mate. Come on,
you can win her back.

957
01:16:09,313 --> 01:16:11,524
Woo her. Send flowers
and chocolates.

958
01:16:11,732 --> 01:16:14,443
Write a poem.

959
01:16:14,610 --> 01:16:17,154
- That what you do?
- Well, actually, no, I've never done that,

960
01:16:17,363 --> 01:16:20,616
but it may be a way to go.

961
01:16:22,326 --> 01:16:24,453
What rhyme with Blossom?

962
01:16:26,705 --> 01:16:30,417
I would try "awesome."

963
01:16:34,338 --> 01:16:36,132
Okay.

964
01:17:34,857 --> 01:17:37,818
You never cease to amaze.

965
01:17:38,027 --> 01:17:40,237
Hey.

966
01:17:40,738 --> 01:17:43,783
Great to see you too, Lon.

967
01:17:44,575 --> 01:17:48,162
I guess I should have rung.
Hey, Sam.

968
01:17:48,370 --> 01:17:50,831
Well, that would have been a plan.

969
01:17:51,957 --> 01:17:54,752
Well, you know, I'm sorry,
it was just...

970
01:17:55,544 --> 01:17:57,546
It's nice.

971
01:18:06,263 --> 01:18:09,350
Look, Lonette...

972
01:18:11,018 --> 01:18:14,188
This is so uncomfortable, I know.
Because...

973
01:18:14,396 --> 01:18:17,608
You don't have to whisper.
Marlon's not here.

974
01:18:24,490 --> 01:18:25,950
I really miss you both.

975
01:18:26,325 --> 01:18:29,370
And I just wondered, maybe...

976
01:18:30,079 --> 01:18:32,248
Maybe me and you could put it
all behind us,

977
01:18:32,498 --> 01:18:36,585
pretend like it never happened,
and then move forward, you know?

978
01:18:37,461 --> 01:18:39,588
I just...

979
01:18:40,589 --> 01:18:43,300
You know, Alfie...

980
01:18:44,009 --> 01:18:46,095
dropping by wasn't a good idea.

981
01:18:54,145 --> 01:18:56,272
You two didn't have a baby.

982
01:18:59,191 --> 01:19:01,360
You did have a baby.

983
01:19:02,319 --> 01:19:05,948
No, you were right the first time.

984
01:19:33,851 --> 01:19:37,855
Thinking back to that day at the clinic,
I remember

985
01:19:38,063 --> 01:19:40,863
trying to look in Lon's eyes to see
if I could even begin to understand

986
01:19:40,941 --> 01:19:46,030
what she was going through,
and how she wouldn't look at me.

987
01:19:46,655 --> 01:19:48,824
And I think I knew then.

988
01:19:49,074 --> 01:19:52,328
I just didn't want to admit it to myself.

989
01:19:54,538 --> 01:19:57,082
So classically...

990
01:19:58,626 --> 01:20:00,920
I said nothing.

991
01:20:02,171 --> 01:20:05,007
I knew there was
a good chance the baby

992
01:20:05,257 --> 01:20:07,593
could be Marlon's.

993
01:20:10,596 --> 01:20:13,349
At least, I hoped.

994
01:20:14,725 --> 01:20:16,685
This is a lot...

995
01:20:19,146 --> 01:20:21,357
for me too, Lon.

996
01:20:50,136 --> 01:20:52,429
Marlon stayed.

997
01:20:52,888 --> 01:20:54,557
For now.

998
01:21:03,107 --> 01:21:05,818
Is there anything I can do?

999
01:21:07,236 --> 01:21:09,864
What are you gonna do, Alfie?

1000
01:21:51,655 --> 01:21:52,698
Hey.

1001
01:21:58,746 --> 01:22:02,458
You know, I never...

1002
01:22:03,042 --> 01:22:06,420
- I never meant...
- You never mean to hurt anybody.

1003
01:22:10,841 --> 01:22:13,052
But you do, Alfie.

1004
01:23:44,268 --> 01:23:47,021
I felt I needed a friend to talk to.

1005
01:23:47,229 --> 01:23:50,775
Problem was, they were suddenly
in short supply.

1006
01:23:50,983 --> 01:23:56,447
And I don't remember being in the car.
I just... I just... I was stopped.

1007
01:23:56,655 --> 01:23:58,324
And I'm crying.

1008
01:23:58,532 --> 01:24:03,078
- Crying for the little one?
- I don't know exactly.

1009
01:24:03,913 --> 01:24:05,956
Maybe for him.

1010
01:24:07,374 --> 01:24:09,668
Mostly, I think, for me.

1011
01:24:11,629 --> 01:24:13,798
And Marlon.

1012
01:24:15,257 --> 01:24:18,886
I never had anybody look at me
quite like that before.

1013
01:24:20,930 --> 01:24:24,308
And believe me, I've had some looks
that could kill.

1014
01:24:27,770 --> 01:24:32,358
He stood by Lonette.
I could've never, ever...

1015
01:24:32,566 --> 01:24:36,028
You don't know what you'll do
till you really love someone.

1016
01:24:39,365 --> 01:24:40,783
Well, now what?

1017
01:24:42,201 --> 01:24:44,578
You gonna shoehorn yourself
into the situation?

1018
01:24:44,787 --> 01:24:46,205
No.

1019
01:24:46,413 --> 01:24:50,292
You did the only thing you could do.
You behaved like a gentleman.

1020
01:24:50,543 --> 01:24:52,503
I've never been accused
of that before.

1021
01:24:52,711 --> 01:24:56,215
Don't get all choked up. You also
behaved like a scheming,

1022
01:24:56,423 --> 01:25:00,469
backstabbing, so-low-you-can-look-up-
a-snake's-asshole son of a bitch.

1023
01:25:00,678 --> 01:25:04,348
Next time, think before unzipping.

1024
01:25:06,350 --> 01:25:09,895
It's all right. You screwed up.

1025
01:25:10,104 --> 01:25:12,356
So, what are you gonna do?

1026
01:25:12,690 --> 01:25:15,109
Run to the bridge?

1027
01:25:15,776 --> 01:25:18,028
The question is...

1028
01:25:20,322 --> 01:25:23,701
what's gonna happen with
the rest of your life?

1029
01:25:50,728 --> 01:25:53,522
I'd be lying if I didn't admit the events
of the past few weeks

1030
01:25:53,731 --> 01:25:56,442
have knocked me for a bit of a loop.

1031
01:26:03,282 --> 01:26:06,118
All right, all right, all right.

1032
01:26:16,712 --> 01:26:18,130
Hello, mate.

1033
01:26:18,339 --> 01:26:19,924
And what can we do for you
this evening?

1034
01:26:20,132 --> 01:26:21,967
- How much are one of those?
- Five-fifty.

1035
01:26:22,176 --> 01:26:24,887
And you'll need to put them in water
immediately.

1036
01:26:25,054 --> 01:26:27,223
Right, I'll have that.

1037
01:26:32,269 --> 01:26:33,896
Second thought.

1038
01:26:34,105 --> 01:26:36,482
Actually, this is
sort of a special thing.

1039
01:26:36,941 --> 01:26:39,652
- What's the occasion?
- Say again?

1040
01:26:39,902 --> 01:26:44,532
- Proposal?
- No. No, no.

1041
01:26:45,699 --> 01:26:50,955
Well, I do want to extend an offer
to maybe have a go at it for a bit,

1042
01:26:51,163 --> 01:26:53,040
give us a spin, that kind of thing.

1043
01:26:53,249 --> 01:26:56,585
I get it. Commitment issues.

1044
01:26:57,628 --> 01:27:00,965
Tell me what she, or he, is like,

1045
01:27:01,173 --> 01:27:03,050
and we'll find the appropriate
bloom.

1046
01:27:03,634 --> 01:27:06,846
Well, she is...

1047
01:27:10,474 --> 01:27:14,270
You know what, she's adventurous.

1048
01:27:15,896 --> 01:27:20,651
- Frivole.
- And very sexy.

1049
01:27:21,235 --> 01:27:23,821
I'm thinking Dolce Vita.

1050
01:27:24,029 --> 01:27:27,658
A little mischievous.
You know, cheeky?

1051
01:27:27,908 --> 01:27:31,120
Avalanche, with a touch

1052
01:27:31,537 --> 01:27:34,999
of mio amore.

1053
01:27:35,916 --> 01:27:39,086
And then under it all, she's just...

1054
01:27:39,295 --> 01:27:43,382
She's just kind of sweet.

1055
01:28:07,990 --> 01:28:09,617
Liz?

1056
01:28:09,825 --> 01:28:12,953
- Hello?
- It's me, my love.

1057
01:28:14,789 --> 01:28:19,001
Hey, I didn't expect to see you tonight.
I thought you were working.

1058
01:28:19,210 --> 01:28:21,962
I had a cancellation,
so I took the night off.

1059
01:28:22,171 --> 01:28:24,757
Listen, I thought we should get
up early, get out of the city,

1060
01:28:25,007 --> 01:28:27,134
go to the country
and see if we can stay

1061
01:28:27,343 --> 01:28:30,054
- at that B & B you're always on about.
- I'd love to, but I can't.

1062
01:28:30,221 --> 01:28:32,021
I have an investors' breakfast
in the morning.

1063
01:28:32,223 --> 01:28:35,184
- How about on the weekend?
- Brilliant. Better.

1064
01:28:35,392 --> 01:28:38,187
All right. I thought you may...

1065
01:28:39,105 --> 01:28:41,941
Oh, my God.

1066
01:28:42,733 --> 01:28:45,903
No. Alfie.

1067
01:28:46,112 --> 01:28:50,574
- Oh, what a sweet gesture.
- Milady.

1068
01:28:50,783 --> 01:28:55,079
They're not out of some plastic bucket.
I handpicked, like, every bud.

1069
01:28:55,287 --> 01:28:58,040
- I can see that.
- And apparently, I have a bit of a flair

1070
01:28:58,249 --> 01:28:59,917
for flower arranging.

1071
01:29:00,626 --> 01:29:03,212
I'm impressed.

1072
01:29:03,420 --> 01:29:06,132
- Talk about being blown away.
- Good. Mission accomplished.

1073
01:29:08,843 --> 01:29:11,137
I like surprising you.

1074
01:29:12,346 --> 01:29:14,515
Well, you certainly have done that.

1075
01:29:15,975 --> 01:29:20,062
All right, then. Well, you're up early,
so I'm off.

1076
01:29:20,312 --> 01:29:23,899
- I'm gonna see you tomorrow night?
- Yeah.

1077
01:29:24,108 --> 01:29:26,902
When we speak,
there's some things...

1078
01:29:27,111 --> 01:29:29,697
Some thing I really wanna
talk to you about.

1079
01:29:29,905 --> 01:29:31,824
What, honey?

1080
01:29:32,032 --> 01:29:36,704
I'm gonna wait for the exact perfect
moment, and that's all I'll say.

1081
01:29:38,998 --> 01:29:40,791
I'll ring you in the morning.

1082
01:29:41,041 --> 01:29:43,586
And, Alfie, thank you for the flowers.
They made my evening.

1083
01:29:43,794 --> 01:29:45,337
Really?

1084
01:29:47,423 --> 01:29:51,844
In that case, maybe I'll stay.

1085
01:29:55,848 --> 01:29:57,516
I don't...

1086
01:29:59,769 --> 01:30:02,021
No, it's not a good idea.

1087
01:30:07,067 --> 01:30:09,195
There's a guy in there, isn't there?

1088
01:30:13,199 --> 01:30:14,450
God...

1089
01:30:23,375 --> 01:30:25,044
Go.

1090
01:30:29,840 --> 01:30:31,592
Don't do this.

1091
01:30:36,514 --> 01:30:37,765
What's he got?

1092
01:30:39,809 --> 01:30:42,269
- Better than me?
- Alfie, please.

1093
01:30:42,520 --> 01:30:44,855
Tell me. Please?

1094
01:30:47,858 --> 01:30:52,071
Really, I would like to know.
What's he got? Tell me.

1095
01:30:52,279 --> 01:30:56,367
I want to know what he's got.
Please tell me.

1096
01:30:56,575 --> 01:31:00,329
Come on. Come on.
Come on, just tell me.

1097
01:31:00,538 --> 01:31:02,498
Just tell me, come on.

1098
01:31:04,458 --> 01:31:07,086
What's he got better than me?!

1099
01:31:16,428 --> 01:31:18,722
He's younger than you.

1100
01:31:46,542 --> 01:31:49,253
"He's younger than you."

1101
01:31:50,796 --> 01:31:54,175
I've gotta admit,
I didn't see it coming.

1102
01:31:55,843 --> 01:31:58,721
She caught me off-guard, all right.

1103
01:32:00,598 --> 01:32:04,351
You couldn't tell, though, could you?

1104
01:32:06,562 --> 01:32:12,485
As you've learned by now,
I'm rather skilled at hiding my feelings.

1105
01:32:16,781 --> 01:32:18,741
You see, the thing with feelings
is they have

1106
01:32:18,949 --> 01:32:23,913
this quiet way of sneaking up on you
when you least expect it.

1107
01:32:25,956 --> 01:32:28,167
You know what I mean?

1108
01:32:28,417 --> 01:32:30,419
Yeah.

1109
01:32:31,754 --> 01:32:33,422
Like with Liz.

1110
01:32:33,881 --> 01:32:37,968
Who would've thought,
of all the women I've known...

1111
01:32:40,304 --> 01:32:44,099
the one I let my guard down with
delivers the knockout punch.

1112
01:32:47,019 --> 01:32:48,646
Ironic.

1113
01:32:51,398 --> 01:32:53,818
Calendar word.

1114
01:33:01,951 --> 01:33:03,536
Dorie.

1115
01:33:07,665 --> 01:33:11,043
- Hi.
- Hello, Alfie.

1116
01:33:12,628 --> 01:33:16,674
- I haven't seen you in ages.
- Maybe because you stopped calling.

1117
01:33:17,758 --> 01:33:20,636
I know. Things were getting
a bit too...

1118
01:33:20,845 --> 01:33:23,472
Don't bother explaining. I'm way past
needing excuses.

1119
01:33:23,722 --> 01:33:27,560
All right. No, you know what?
I want to explain.

1120
01:33:27,768 --> 01:33:30,104
What? You had your fill of me?

1121
01:33:30,312 --> 01:33:33,357
Someone cuter came along?
I don't need to hear it, Alfie.

1122
01:33:33,732 --> 01:33:34,942
- Look, Dorie...
- Really.

1123
01:33:35,151 --> 01:33:36,527
Look, Dorie...

1124
01:33:39,155 --> 01:33:40,781
What happens with me is...

1125
01:33:41,824 --> 01:33:43,951
I don't know, I get...

1126
01:33:44,160 --> 01:33:48,205
When it gets too... Not close
but something like that,

1127
01:33:48,414 --> 01:33:53,586
I start to feel... Not stifled,

1128
01:33:53,794 --> 01:33:57,548
not trapped, but something like that.

1129
01:33:57,756 --> 01:34:00,509
And I... And...

1130
01:34:01,677 --> 01:34:04,054
You know? You know what I mean?

1131
01:34:07,558 --> 01:34:10,853
Did that make...?
Did that make any sense?

1132
01:34:11,645 --> 01:34:15,399
I think it has to make sense to you
more than me at this point.

1133
01:34:17,860 --> 01:34:19,779
Yeah, fair enough.

1134
01:34:19,987 --> 01:34:22,948
I need to go. He'll be waiting for me.

1135
01:34:23,157 --> 01:34:24,784
Dorie.

1136
01:34:30,331 --> 01:34:31,999
I'm sorry.

1137
01:34:48,224 --> 01:34:50,142
Good luck, Alfie.

1138
01:35:06,659 --> 01:35:09,078
I warned them all from
the beginning.

1139
01:35:09,286 --> 01:35:12,998
I always said something along
the lines of,

1140
01:35:13,207 --> 01:35:15,167
"I must advise you,

1141
01:35:15,376 --> 01:35:19,755
I am stamped with an
invisible warning.

1142
01:35:19,964 --> 01:35:24,635
I will not commit. I will never marry."

1143
01:35:31,267 --> 01:35:35,396
Despite my best efforts, I'm beginning
to feel some small cracks

1144
01:35:35,604 --> 01:35:40,234
in my faux finish.

1145
01:35:41,902 --> 01:35:45,114
You know, when I look back
on my little life,

1146
01:35:45,322 --> 01:35:47,867
and all the women I've known...

1147
01:35:49,702 --> 01:35:52,746
I can't help but think about...

1148
01:35:54,665 --> 01:35:57,543
all that they've done for me...

1149
01:35:58,294 --> 01:36:00,838
and how little I've done for them.

1150
01:36:01,046 --> 01:36:04,842
How they looked after me,
cared for me...

1151
01:36:05,301 --> 01:36:08,762
and I repaid them by never
returning the favour.

1152
01:36:11,307 --> 01:36:13,100
Yeah.

1153
01:36:13,309 --> 01:36:16,562
I used to think I had the best end
of the deal.

1154
01:36:21,025 --> 01:36:23,152
What have I got?

1155
01:36:23,360 --> 01:36:25,654
Really?

1156
01:36:26,614 --> 01:36:29,241
Some money in my pocket.

1157
01:36:29,742 --> 01:36:33,412
Some nice threads.
Fancy car at my disposal.

1158
01:36:33,621 --> 01:36:35,998
And I'm single.

1159
01:36:38,918 --> 01:36:42,755
Unattached. Free as a bird.

1160
01:36:45,132 --> 01:36:47,510
I don't depend on nobody.

1161
01:36:47,718 --> 01:36:49,929
Nobody depends on me.

1162
01:36:51,096 --> 01:36:53,307
My life's my own.

1163
01:36:59,522 --> 01:37:02,483
But I don't have peace of mind.

1164
01:37:09,281 --> 01:37:12,284
And if you don't have that,
you've got nothing.

1165
01:37:15,371 --> 01:37:16,831
So...

1166
01:37:18,415 --> 01:37:21,877
So, what's the answer?
That's what I keep asking myself.

1167
01:37:26,715 --> 01:37:28,968
What's it all about?

1168
01:37:31,053 --> 01:37:33,222
You know what I mean?

1169
01:37:35,224 --> 01:37:39,395


