1 00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:45,208 Let your hurr down 2 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:46,645 We's about to get down 3 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:48,841 Yeah! 4 00:00:48,920 --> 00:00:50,445 Oh, my, oh my, oh my God 5 00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:52,849 This girl straight and this girl not 6 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:54,929 Tipsy off that peach Ciroc 7 00:00:55,040 --> 00:00:56,963 Like la la la 8 00:00:57,360 --> 00:00:59,442 Ching-a-lang-lang ching-a-ling-a-lang-lang 9 00:00:59,680 --> 00:01:01,728 Jeans so tight I could see loose change 10 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:03,370 Do your thang, thang, girl Do that thang 11 00:01:03,440 --> 00:01:05,249 Like la la la 12 00:01:05,680 --> 00:01:10,208 Tell them pretty faced girls tryna brass each other 13 00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:14,326 And them undercover freaks who ain't nun' but trouble 14 00:01:14,600 --> 00:01:18,366 Baby, I'm a tell you some' only cause I love ya 15 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:22,043 People all around the world sexy 16 00:01:22,840 --> 00:01:24,046 Get ugly 17 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:26,725 Get ugly, baby 18 00:01:28,040 --> 00:01:29,041 Woo hoo 19 00:01:29,440 --> 00:01:30,441 And everybody say 20 00:01:30,520 --> 00:01:31,646 La la la 21 00:01:31,720 --> 00:01:32,721 Get ugly 22 00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:34,404 You're too sexy to me 23 00:01:35,040 --> 00:01:36,565 You're too sexy to me 24 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:38,601 So sexy 25 00:01:39,640 --> 00:01:41,369 Damn, that's ugly 26 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:46,806 Giles! Giles! 27 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:49,089 He loves me, he loves me. 28 00:01:49,240 --> 00:01:50,401 Get ugly, baby 29 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:52,290 Woo hoo 30 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:55,328 And everybody say la la la 31 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:56,481 Get ugly 32 00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:02,650 Eddy? Eddy? 33 00:02:03,760 --> 00:02:04,841 Eddy? 34 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:06,361 Ed? 35 00:02:06,640 --> 00:02:09,530 Look, I'm twerkin', darling. I'm twerkin'. 36 00:02:09,760 --> 00:02:10,761 No, you're not. 37 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:12,446 Isn't that twerking? 38 00:02:12,720 --> 00:02:14,210 No, move your bum. 39 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:15,811 Ooh. 40 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:21,171 Dysfunctional 41 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:22,241 Get ugly 42 00:02:30,600 --> 00:02:32,125 You're too sexy to me 43 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:35,205 Sweetheart, darling? Saff? 44 00:02:41,680 --> 00:02:43,330 Your grandmother's home. 45 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:46,683 Darling! Sweetheart! Darling! Sweetheart! 46 00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:48,485 Darling! 47 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:09,689 Wakey, wakey, my lady. 48 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:12,565 Oh, get out, get out. 49 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:15,565 You have meetings, meetings, meetings... 50 00:03:15,840 --> 00:03:17,569 parties, openings. 51 00:03:20,720 --> 00:03:21,721 Pats? 52 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:23,764 Pats! What? 53 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:25,365 Today's the day I sign the deal 54 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:26,840 on my book deal, darling. 55 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:29,607 Oh! Fabulous. 56 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:31,604 Yeah, fabulous. 57 00:03:31,840 --> 00:03:33,285 Am I in it? 58 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:35,409 Of course you're in it, darling, 59 00:03:35,480 --> 00:03:38,450 because you are my oldest, oldest friend. 60 00:03:38,520 --> 00:03:39,521 Mmm-hmm. 61 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:42,727 And who will play me, Eddy? 62 00:03:43,320 --> 00:03:45,607 Well, darling, it's only just nearly a book. 63 00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:47,176 It will be a film, though, sweetheart, 64 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:48,531 because it's about me, isn't it? 65 00:03:48,720 --> 00:03:52,441 It's about London's premier fashion P.R. 66 00:03:53,720 --> 00:03:54,721 Fabulous. 67 00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:57,645 And who will play me, Eddy? Not Jane Fonda. 68 00:03:58,200 --> 00:03:59,201 Why? 69 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:00,886 I've had stem cells 70 00:04:00,960 --> 00:04:02,450 and the blood of a 2-year-old child 71 00:04:02,520 --> 00:04:04,648 injected in my skin and I still look like this. 72 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:06,922 You need to use fetus blood, Eddy. 73 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:09,401 A little spritz of afterbirth, darling. 74 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:11,483 Oh. Keep up, sweetie. 75 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:15,930 Oh! 76 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:17,611 I want to go in there, 77 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:19,364 but I have to get past that big mirror. 78 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:22,286 I think I am now officially fatter sideways 79 00:04:22,360 --> 00:04:23,566 than I am front on. 80 00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:26,650 Darling, you don't need those. I am your mirror. 81 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:28,646 How do I look? 82 00:04:29,760 --> 00:04:31,489 Fabulous. Thank you. 83 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:34,761 Ooh. 84 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:36,924 Need to move that, Eddy. 85 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:39,243 I'll call Kelly Hoppen. 86 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:40,881 Fabulous. 87 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:43,245 Morning. 88 00:04:43,520 --> 00:04:44,806 Afternoon. 89 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:47,810 When did these stairs get so long? 90 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,729 Since you dug into middle earth. 91 00:04:49,920 --> 00:04:51,922 Oh, yes. Good though, isn't it? 92 00:04:52,320 --> 00:04:53,606 Bo and Marshall rang. 93 00:04:53,800 --> 00:04:55,290 Both of them? 94 00:04:55,360 --> 00:04:57,040 They want to come and talk about the house. 95 00:04:57,320 --> 00:04:59,288 Why do they want to talk about the house? 96 00:04:59,640 --> 00:05:00,801 I don't know. 97 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:02,490 Go outside! 98 00:05:02,680 --> 00:05:03,920 Eddy, I'm vaping. 99 00:05:04,360 --> 00:05:06,080 No, darling, you lit it, that's a cigarette. 100 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:07,481 And she's a child. 101 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:10,001 Then why can't she go outside into the air? 102 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:12,289 Your mother's here. 103 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:13,720 Oh, Christ. 104 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:15,325 How long is this one here for? 105 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:16,481 When's she going back? 106 00:05:16,680 --> 00:05:17,680 I don't know. 107 00:05:17,720 --> 00:05:19,688 All I know is it's something else I'm paying for. 108 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:21,490 I'm not going back to Africa. 109 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:23,483 If Dad wants to see me, he can come here. 110 00:05:23,760 --> 00:05:25,125 Why isn't he paying for her? 111 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:26,605 Mum, we're divorced. 112 00:05:26,840 --> 00:05:28,683 Well, he can't just sit in Ebola 113 00:05:28,760 --> 00:05:31,604 or wherever he is, darling, and not pay for her. 114 00:05:31,760 --> 00:05:32,966 Gabon? 115 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:34,726 What? 116 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:36,285 Gabon? 117 00:05:38,440 --> 00:05:39,441 Gabon? 118 00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:41,762 Why is she... Why are you saying Gabon? 119 00:05:41,960 --> 00:05:43,530 Is he still in Gabon? 120 00:05:44,520 --> 00:05:46,329 Is he still in Gabon? No. 121 00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:47,931 No! No. 122 00:05:48,320 --> 00:05:49,526 Dad's paying for me. 123 00:05:50,440 --> 00:05:51,851 He gave me a credit card. 124 00:05:51,920 --> 00:05:53,490 Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa. 125 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:55,841 Talking about credit cards. Bubble? 126 00:05:56,520 --> 00:06:00,320 All of my cards are broken. Fix them, please. 127 00:06:00,520 --> 00:06:03,091 Eddy, I'm thirsty. Morning, Mrs. M. 128 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:05,329 Morning, Patsy, dear. 129 00:06:06,320 --> 00:06:07,651 I'll open a Bolly. 130 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:11,764 Darling, where is the champagne? 131 00:06:11,840 --> 00:06:13,001 I don't know. 132 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,321 Where's the Bolly? Where's the champagne? 133 00:06:17,480 --> 00:06:19,482 If you want things, you have to pay for them. 134 00:06:19,640 --> 00:06:20,880 Since when? 135 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:24,084 Sounds like you'll have to tighten your belt, dear. 136 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:25,361 Oh. 137 00:06:25,640 --> 00:06:27,768 If you manage that, it'll be a first. 138 00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:30,567 Don't let her eat anything while she's here. 139 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:31,880 All right? No eaty. 140 00:06:32,360 --> 00:06:34,240 Eddy, what are we going to do without champagne? 141 00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:37,369 That'll be Bo and Marshall. 142 00:06:38,880 --> 00:06:39,927 Hi, hi, hi. 143 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:41,041 Hello, there. 144 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:44,161 No need to rush, honey. Be careful. 145 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:45,481 All of this is new. 146 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:46,801 Hello, everybody. 147 00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:47,921 Oh, hello, there. 148 00:06:48,360 --> 00:06:50,488 Let's get up here, one, two, three. 149 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:53,361 Now tell her why we're here. 150 00:06:53,840 --> 00:06:56,730 I can't go on with the house payments. 151 00:06:57,520 --> 00:06:59,363 You paid for all this? Yes. 152 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:02,604 Well, darling, that's how divorce works. Learn. 153 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:04,404 He needs surgery. 154 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:07,888 Yes. We can tell them. Marshall is a transgender. 155 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:09,684 He'd like to live as a woman. 156 00:07:09,920 --> 00:07:12,844 Oh, that's typical. Jumping on the bandwagon. 157 00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:14,922 Finally she gets to cut your balls off! 158 00:07:15,160 --> 00:07:18,687 Oh, well, I don't need your measly payments. 159 00:07:19,400 --> 00:07:21,721 I've got a book deal. 160 00:07:21,840 --> 00:07:23,171 Come on, Pats. 161 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:26,524 At least you're small. You'll be able to get shoes. 162 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:29,082 So when does it come off? 163 00:07:29,480 --> 00:07:32,723 Oh, we haven't gone through "coming off" therapy yet. 164 00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:35,165 Darling, come with me today. 165 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:36,760 I'm putting the final touches to... 166 00:07:36,880 --> 00:07:39,167 the Huki Muki retrospective launch party. 167 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:41,085 No. Can Lulu sing at that? 168 00:07:41,960 --> 00:07:44,201 Oh, no, no, that all has to go back. 169 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:45,720 That's all got to go back. 170 00:07:45,960 --> 00:07:47,724 Eddy, how long have we got this for? 171 00:07:47,880 --> 00:07:49,769 Oh, they've lent it for Emma Bunton, 172 00:07:49,840 --> 00:07:50,887 but they don't mind. 173 00:07:51,080 --> 00:07:52,730 No, they want it back. 174 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:55,571 Exercise, exercise, exercise... done! 175 00:07:56,640 --> 00:07:58,536 And coming up on "Woman's Hour", 176 00:07:58,560 --> 00:08:00,722 was Shakespeare's wife depressed? 177 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:02,764 But first, here in the studio we have 178 00:08:02,840 --> 00:08:05,571 PR. supremo Claudia Bing, a woman... 179 00:08:05,760 --> 00:08:06,976 with her finger on the pulse. 180 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:08,889 Oh, turn that shit off. 181 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:12,806 There was a time the zeitgeist blew through me. 182 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:14,764 Now it's just... 183 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:17,207 A tiny fart. 184 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:20,201 Eddy, look. 185 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:22,967 Quite close by. Ooh. 186 00:08:23,480 --> 00:08:25,005 No, I'm all right. 187 00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:28,731 Had him, had him, had him, had him. 188 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:33,002 Eddy, can we stop at the Wolseley? 189 00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:35,608 No, darling, my cards are broken. 190 00:08:36,480 --> 00:08:37,766 Chiltern Firehouse? 191 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:40,048 My cards are broken! 192 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:43,164 Well, haven't you got any of that... 193 00:08:45,760 --> 00:08:47,046 hand money? 194 00:08:47,480 --> 00:08:48,766 No. 195 00:08:54,480 --> 00:08:55,606 What is that? 196 00:08:55,960 --> 00:08:57,246 Chanel No. 5. 197 00:08:57,640 --> 00:08:59,051 No, I'm all right. 198 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:03,529 Show them your breasts. No. 199 00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:05,529 Oh, come on. Leave it, Bo. 200 00:09:05,720 --> 00:09:07,961 Women, can't live with 'em, can't... 201 00:09:08,520 --> 00:09:10,522 Is this little Lola? 202 00:09:10,640 --> 00:09:11,880 On. 203 00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:12,961 Africa. 204 00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:16,205 We are sisters. My people are your people. 205 00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:17,801 Which people? 206 00:09:18,040 --> 00:09:20,520 Black people. Lam a black person. 207 00:09:21,640 --> 00:09:24,086 Deep down, we are all black. 208 00:09:24,160 --> 00:09:25,161 Oh! 209 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:38,682 So, can I have an advance? 210 00:09:38,840 --> 00:09:42,083 No. What is this? I just don't get it. 211 00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:45,606 Well, this isn't how it would be written. 212 00:09:45,680 --> 00:09:47,842 This is how I dictated it to Bubble. 213 00:09:48,560 --> 00:09:50,085 Bubble. What is Bubble? 214 00:09:50,760 --> 00:09:52,000 My P.A., Bubble. 215 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:56,889 Oh, I thought it was new software. 216 00:09:57,320 --> 00:09:59,800 You see, I'm just not really understanding 217 00:09:59,880 --> 00:10:01,644 anything you say. 218 00:10:02,120 --> 00:10:03,849 I need a coffee. 219 00:10:04,560 --> 00:10:05,561 Coffee! 220 00:10:06,560 --> 00:10:09,131 I mean, the world of P.R. Mmm. 221 00:10:09,320 --> 00:10:11,766 Who really knows what P.R. is? 222 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,685 P.R. is everything. Lam P.R. 223 00:10:14,920 --> 00:10:16,604 I took Sting and put him in the rainforest, 224 00:10:16,720 --> 00:10:18,245 gave the little pygmies a party. 225 00:10:18,680 --> 00:10:20,842 I put Bono behind yellow glasses. 226 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:22,331 I gave celebrities AIDS. 227 00:10:24,240 --> 00:10:25,890 The T-shirt. 228 00:10:26,120 --> 00:10:27,884 Anyway, look... 229 00:10:28,120 --> 00:10:29,884 there's not enough here. 230 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:32,881 What do you mean, not enough? 231 00:10:32,960 --> 00:10:36,282 There's pages and pages. I dictated it to Bubble. 232 00:10:37,800 --> 00:10:40,610 It mostly just says, "Blah, blah, blah." 233 00:10:45,040 --> 00:10:47,008 Who do you represent in P.R.? 234 00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:50,367 Well, it's not just the "who's", 235 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:52,921 it's the "what's". It's the likes of... 236 00:10:53,080 --> 00:10:55,287 Not the "likes of", the "actuals". 237 00:10:57,280 --> 00:10:58,611 The singer Lulu. 238 00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:00,366 Who else? 239 00:11:02,640 --> 00:11:04,165 Spice Emma, Baby Bunton. 240 00:11:04,760 --> 00:11:05,921 And? 241 00:11:07,640 --> 00:11:08,641 Queen Noor. 242 00:11:10,040 --> 00:11:13,761 I have a huge boutique vodka. I have Pop-Specs. 243 00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:15,641 Joel. 244 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:19,290 Graham! Graham, I know you. I know him. 245 00:11:19,640 --> 00:11:20,641 He loves me. 246 00:11:20,840 --> 00:11:22,410 I don't love you. You're gay, come on. 247 00:11:22,760 --> 00:11:25,331 I don't love you! Leave me alone. 248 00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:27,324 I don't know what's wrong with him. 249 00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:29,326 All my friends are gay. 250 00:11:30,320 --> 00:11:32,971 And Nigella! Yes. I know Nigella. 251 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:35,771 Write a chapter on that. Me and Nigella... 252 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,651 eating late at night... in a fridge. 253 00:11:38,880 --> 00:11:39,881 No. 254 00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:42,962 Can I have an advance? No. 255 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:44,121 Why? 256 00:11:44,280 --> 00:11:45,327 Because it's shit. 257 00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:48,406 Eddy, let's go. 258 00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:49,961 I'll be late. 259 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:56,362 You only read 'em. You don't write 'em. 260 00:11:57,960 --> 00:12:00,088 You just work in the shop. 261 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:03,446 You think your life's interesting. It isn't. 262 00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:07,170 It may be worth living, but it's not worth reading. 263 00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:11,009 It's happened. Move on. 264 00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:17,322 Bloody, bloody books! Bloody books! 265 00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:19,368 Blah, blah, blah! Bloody books! 266 00:12:22,040 --> 00:12:24,930 I have to check the Huki Muki mannequins before tonight. 267 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,729 Coming with me, Eds? 268 00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:27,801 No, I can't. 269 00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:31,324 I've got that P.R. persons lunch-of-the-month lunch. 270 00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:32,721 Brunch. 271 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:34,809 A munch-of-the-munch munch? 272 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,411 Not munch. Lunch. 273 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:38,040 Oh, kill her, Eddy. 274 00:12:38,160 --> 00:12:39,400 What are we going to? 275 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:40,976 Have you rung Lulu yet? 276 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,490 Oh, shut up about Lulu. 277 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:43,926 Don't rush me. 278 00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:46,763 I haven't got any money. 279 00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:48,808 Get someone to pay at the other end. 280 00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:50,770 Where's my car? 281 00:12:50,840 --> 00:12:52,410 It's gone back to Baby Bunton. 282 00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:53,801 But I need wheels! 283 00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:54,961 Oh! 284 00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:58,050 But you were only given feet. 285 00:12:58,200 --> 00:12:59,361 Oh, shut up. 286 00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:11,766 Yeah. Love. Love. 287 00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:13,161 Hate. 288 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,124 Put the fishtail next to the red blob. 289 00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:17,089 And change that mannequin, it's too fat. 290 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:18,770 Why are we doing this by the river? 291 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:20,205 It stinks of fish. 292 00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:22,169 Is that you? Good grief. 293 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:24,243 What's the food? Oh, raw. 294 00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:25,696 Freshly dead, octopus with a pulse? 295 00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:26,720 Yeah. 296 00:13:26,760 --> 00:13:27,761 Cocktails? 297 00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:29,405 The mixologist is Madeira Slice. 298 00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:32,848 He's doing his flaming gasoline herbal labia cocktails. 299 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:34,411 No olives. No. 300 00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:36,330 Oh, Metro wants a paragraph. 301 00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:38,887 Oh, Patsy Stone, fashion editor, The A. 302 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:41,003 Fashion designer Huki Muki 303 00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:43,082 makes Valentino look like Topshop. 304 00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:45,482 Disorientating beauty juxtaposed 305 00:13:45,560 --> 00:13:47,801 between life and death... and shoes. 306 00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:50,481 Yeah, all that shit, but more importantly, 307 00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:52,204 our magazine is sponsoring it. 308 00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:54,442 I want Huki Muki smaller, our logo bigger. 309 00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:55,925 Yeah, Magda. 310 00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:58,806 Oi, Pats. I've just been with Valentino. 311 00:13:59,080 --> 00:14:00,081 What's left of him? 312 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:02,163 Not much. He's a small lizard handbag 313 00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:03,571 with a hoverboard of hair. 314 00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:06,850 Shut up! Ooh! 315 00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:09,370 Guest list, now. Right. 316 00:14:09,560 --> 00:14:14,282 Okay, we have got all the Jenners and Tyga... 317 00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:16,960 Suki, Cara, David... 318 00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:21,245 Kanye. We have Dolce, but not Gabbana. Okay. 319 00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:23,881 SamCam, I don't know who... 320 00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:26,247 Ai Wuhwuh... Ai Weiwuh... Weiwie... 321 00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:27,966 Am I going deaf 322 00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:30,122 or have you not said "Kate Moss" yet? 323 00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:31,645 Apart from the fact 324 00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:33,166 me head's full of fish fumes... 325 00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:35,601 it's impossible because she's left her P.R. 326 00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:38,680 I shouldn't have said that, it's secret. 327 00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:40,120 Delete, delete. 328 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:42,282 I don't care. Just get her here. 329 00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:45,046 Offer her ayahuasca and shamans 330 00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:46,849 and enough vodka to kill cattle. 331 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:50,328 I'm off to Chanel. Lagerfeld waits for no man. 332 00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:52,284 Get me an Uber. A minicab? 333 00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:56,326 Helicopter! I don't do traffic! 334 00:14:57,080 --> 00:14:58,206 Bag. 335 00:14:58,400 --> 00:14:59,970 Chanel, Chanel! 336 00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:01,610 I can't bloody work with that shit! 337 00:15:05,520 --> 00:15:07,488 Welcome, everybody, to this month's 338 00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:09,881 P.R. person-of-the-month lunch. 339 00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:13,285 Eat. It's all free. 340 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:17,885 Nothing is free anymore. Even freedom isn't free. 341 00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:19,491 It used to be. 342 00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:21,449 But now everybody wants your PIN number. 343 00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:24,530 Sure they do, old girl. Sure they do. 344 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:25,881 Say nothing. 345 00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:27,206 Edina. 346 00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:28,520 Claudia. 347 00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:30,005 I hear you've just been to a meeting 348 00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:32,811 with my friend Joel at Random Penguin. 349 00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:33,920 Yeah, it went really well. 350 00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:36,329 He said how it went. 351 00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:39,006 Ladies and gentlemen, Claudia Bing. 352 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:43,649 Thank you, guys. So proud to be yet again... 353 00:15:44,040 --> 00:15:47,522 the P.R. person's P.R. person of the month. 354 00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:51,568 We will continue to run campaigns... 355 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,367 with the... "sergeny"? 356 00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:55,766 Synergy- 357 00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:57,041 Oh, synergy. 358 00:15:57,440 --> 00:15:59,010 Shooting up and... Out. 359 00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:02,930 Out. Shooting out on Twitter... 360 00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:06,124 and joining up all those conversations. 361 00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:08,488 Do we do that? No. 362 00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:13,926 Who knew that a blog post could do more than a banner or cookie engagement? 363 00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:15,685 Do you feed my Twitter? 364 00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:19,249 No, I forgot. And it died. 365 00:16:27,560 --> 00:16:29,403 These days, you can't get by 366 00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:32,211 with a couple of old pop stars and a vodka. 367 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:36,967 It's a boutique vodka! It's a huge boutique vodka! 368 00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:42,567 Eddy! Top secret, darling. 369 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:43,971 You don't know this... 370 00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:46,640 and I don't know this, but, darling... 371 00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:48,969 Kate Moss is changing her P.R.! 372 00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:52,970 Darling? Kate Moss! 373 00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:54,605 Oh, shut up! Stop! 374 00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:56,166 Eds, darling, 375 00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:59,084 she's going to be at the Huki Muki. 376 00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:00,964 Shut up! Shut up! 377 00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:02,281 No one else will know. 378 00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:03,725 Don't let that bitch Bing know. 379 00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:06,521 Damn! 380 00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:08,404 So common. 381 00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:11,721 Ooh! 382 00:17:15,120 --> 00:17:16,121 Lola! 383 00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:18,402 Lola! What? 384 00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:20,210 Have you seen Gran? 385 00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:27,282 Hi. Hi. Hi. 386 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:31,801 Oh. 387 00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:34,645 Um, are you okay? You seem a bit flustered. 388 00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:36,450 Yeah, uh, no. Uh... 389 00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:38,881 I just need to see Gran off to the airport. 390 00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:41,322 My mother's looking after Lola tonight. 391 00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:43,164 Should I meet your mother? No. 392 00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:44,681 Okay. 393 00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:46,810 Sorry. It's fine. 394 00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:48,560 Can I kiss you properly now? 395 00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:50,483 I've been thinking about it all day. 396 00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:52,844 Sorry. 397 00:17:56,560 --> 00:17:57,925 Oh, my God. 398 00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:59,685 I can't believe that face 399 00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:01,603 came from the womb of the little dumpster. 400 00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:02,847 Excuse me? 401 00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:05,606 Tonight, Lola, you are my perfect accessory. 402 00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:07,688 Oh, she won't need much, darling. 403 00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:09,649 If raw material was the finished article, 404 00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:11,370 there'd be no point of me. 405 00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:13,488 I'm going to straighten and shimmer. 406 00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:14,727 Ow! Ow! Go for it. 407 00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:17,605 Just take the pain, bitch. Your hair will straighten. 408 00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:18,680 Ow! 409 00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:20,688 Beyonce cried, too, but she surrendered. 410 00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:21,761 Ow! 411 00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:26,681 Don't stop. 412 00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:30,367 There's something in the suitcase? 413 00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:39,489 Where am I? 414 00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:40,960 Oh, Gran! 415 00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:43,527 What's she doing? 416 00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:45,563 I'm off to Cannes, dear. 417 00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:48,366 She's going to Aunt Violet's birthday party. 418 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:49,891 Why don't I know about this? 419 00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:52,601 We didn't want you to know, dear. 420 00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:54,808 It's going to be very sprauncy. 421 00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:56,405 Oh! 422 00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:59,524 No, no, leave it! It's Pats. Patsy. 423 00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:02,291 Hi, darling. 424 00:19:02,360 --> 00:19:03,536 Got some threads for the midget. 425 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:04,721 Leave them there. 426 00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:07,770 Oh, I smell pigs, Eddy. I smell rozzers. 427 00:19:08,520 --> 00:19:12,241 Oh, just a thought. Will I need injections, Saffy? 428 00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:13,646 Yeah, lethal ones. 429 00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:15,451 Bonjour. 430 00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:17,526 You just met my mother. 431 00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:20,810 She seems nice. 432 00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:23,727 Look up. 433 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:25,245 Okay, I'm looking up. 434 00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:28,365 Patsy's here. 435 00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:29,521 Ugh. 436 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:31,523 Darling, it's pretty exciting, isn't it? 437 00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:33,443 Tonight is going to change everything. 438 00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:35,603 Oh, my God, what's happening? 439 00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:38,685 No, Eddy. What? 440 00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:41,802 I'm going to... Don't tell him, Eddy. 441 00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:43,561 Tell him, Eddy. 442 00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:47,601 I'm gonna get Kate Moss! I'm her new P.R.! 443 00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:53,689 Go on, go to Patsy. 444 00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:03,724 We all love you. 445 00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:05,610 We love you. We love you. 446 00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:08,485 We thought we'd go to Goa for an Ayurvedic colonic. 447 00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:10,449 It's totes amaze. So beautiful. 448 00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:12,847 Edina has to come. She has to. 449 00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:15,443 Or we could go out. 450 00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:16,931 There's that new club, FoFo BoBo. 451 00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:19,084 Who's D.J.-ing? Dead Mice. 452 00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:22,323 I love Dead Mice. 453 00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:24,602 Oh, Edina, you have to come. 454 00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:26,802 Stella will give you all the clothes you need. 455 00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:29,527 I would love to dress you. 456 00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:31,606 On, Eddy... 457 00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:34,002 you're my favorite person in the whole world. 458 00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:36,003 You have to do my P.R. 459 00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:37,884 Please, you have to. 460 00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:40,006 Please? Okay, okay. 461 00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:41,891 Eddy! Eddy! Eddy! 462 00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:54,005 What are those? I'm not wearing them! 463 00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:58,081 Pats! Will you just let her wear what she wants? 464 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,570 Can I do Kate's hair? 465 00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:02,529 I'd love to give her ends a good tonging. 466 00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:03,681 Yes. 467 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,411 She's going to love you, Lola. 468 00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:07,527 Why? 469 00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:08,971 'Cause you have what we all want. 470 00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:10,445 Eddy, look. 471 00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:13,645 Youth patch. Absorb, absorb. 472 00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:15,681 Now, listen. 473 00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:17,560 You're coming as my daughter, so all you do... 474 00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:19,524 I'm not going to be man bait. 475 00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:21,364 You should be so lucky. 476 00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:25,885 What are you doing? 477 00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:29,531 I'm going. I want to go. 478 00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:31,280 Kate Moss will be there and Eddy said... 479 00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:33,680 What? 480 00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:38,690 Are you sexing that little rodent downstairs, darling? 481 00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:41,927 You know what? Fine. Fuck it. 482 00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:43,925 Sorry. Fuck. Fuck! 483 00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:45,925 Fuck, fuck, fuck. 484 00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:47,121 Fuck it! 485 00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:50,608 I am going out. Do what you want. 486 00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:52,409 You can do what you want. 487 00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:54,409 Just don't do it to get at me. 488 00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:56,841 I ruined my life by trying not to make my mother happy. 489 00:21:56,960 --> 00:21:58,086 Don't do the same. 490 00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:13,048 You wearing Stella McCartney tonight, Eds? 491 00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:15,402 Uh, no, darling, no. 492 00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:18,606 She still won't let me in her shop. 493 00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:23,125 I'm here on the red carpet 494 00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:24,850 of the Huki Muki retrospective... 495 00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:27,082 with London's fashion glitterati. 496 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:30,080 If you're not here, then who the hell are you? 497 00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:37,126 You're singing tonight, Lulu. 498 00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:39,965 Yeah. It's going to be a great crowd in there. I'm excited. 499 00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:43,124 Jerry, you look ravishing. What are you wearing? 500 00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:45,090 Well, Richard, I'm wearing a dress 501 00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:47,128 that was given to me by Chanel. 502 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:49,489 As you can see, it's beautiful. 503 00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:51,210 I have lots of their dresses. 504 00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:56,008 Magda, is it possible... No. 505 00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:01,650 Gwendoline? Gwendoline? 506 00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:03,131 How are you? 507 00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:04,840 You're really tall. Well spotted. 508 00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:09,486 It's just I was speaking to Lulu and she's quite small. 509 00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:10,641 Great. 510 00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:12,166 Last ones, please. 511 00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:15,564 Good grief. Oh, Christ, love, we can see your bumhole. 512 00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:16,641 This way. 513 00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:18,489 Do you think Kate's already here? 514 00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:19,721 Hiya, hiya, hiya. 515 00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:22,042 Where's Kate? Darling, just be cool. 516 00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:24,846 I am cool, darling. I am cool. 517 00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:27,481 Oh, shit! Lulu. Forgot to ring her. 518 00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:29,928 What'll I tell Lulu? 519 00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:32,247 Oi! You're not wearing my clothes, are you? 520 00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:33,761 No, darling, no. 521 00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:36,047 This is all T.K. Maxx. T.K. Maxx. 522 00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:38,245 I can't stand that woman. 523 00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:40,682 Let it go. Just breathe. 524 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:41,921 Stella, darling. 525 00:23:43,120 --> 00:23:45,521 Is your father with you? Is little Pauly with you? 526 00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:47,251 No. Oh, that's a shame. 527 00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:49,560 I was hoping to have a little catch-up with him. 528 00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:52,683 I haven't seen him since 1969, know what I mean? 529 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:55,685 Ugh, God, and the world blamed Yoko. 530 00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:59,926 My shoes I just adore. So comfortable. 531 00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:02,123 They're also made by Chanel. 532 00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:04,806 And are made of really soft leather. 533 00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:07,969 Huki Muki! 534 00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:10,965 I need to piss. 535 00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:12,207 Huki! Huki! 536 00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:16,088 Just a word, please! Huki! Huki Muki! 537 00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:19,171 Sorry, Huki won't speak. 538 00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:22,564 Why do you think there's been a Huki Muki revival? 539 00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:26,651 It's about blobs. Great big blobs of color. 540 00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:28,729 But why now? 541 00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:31,725 It's simply that we're ready to see it again. 542 00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:33,644 Thank you very much. 543 00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:35,563 Claudia Bing, an incredible woman. 544 00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:38,843 You know, Richard, you really can't go wrong with Chanel. 545 00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:40,605 I've been a big fan of Karl's 546 00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:43,729 for so many years, and I love what he does. 547 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,001 And glasses off. 548 00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:47,091 And glasses on again, darling. 549 00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:49,882 Ladies and gentlemen, La Roux! 550 00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:51,769 He wants to know 551 00:24:52,120 --> 00:24:53,884 What it feels like 552 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,684 Excuse me. 553 00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:58,729 Just looking for my mate, Kate. 554 00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:02,009 She wants to know What it feels like 555 00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:05,164 To settle down Settle down 556 00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:07,321 He's got the money 557 00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:10,683 Have you seen Kate Moss? Just looking for Kate. 558 00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:12,291 He wants to pounce 559 00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:13,681 You're joking. 560 00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:14,760 He wants to pounce 561 00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:16,290 Never know if he's giving you up 562 00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:18,284 Are you just not good enough 563 00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:20,762 Lulu, I thought you were singing tonight. 564 00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:22,371 That's what I was told. 565 00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:25,047 She's done this to me before as well. 566 00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:26,201 Oi! 567 00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:29,284 You. You told Lulu this was her gig. 568 00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:32,200 You know what, darling? It is, 'cause afterwards, 569 00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:35,289 they said you can sing "Shout". Accapeli. 570 00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:41,640 I will bloody murder her. 571 00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:44,047 Has anyone seen Kate? I'm supposed to meet her. 572 00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:46,888 Get me half a Bass in a straight glass, 573 00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:49,167 and something to eat, but nothing with tentacles. 574 00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:51,210 And none of that dim sum bollocks. 575 00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:52,321 Get me a sandwich. 576 00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:57,125 He wants to know 577 00:25:58,200 --> 00:25:59,406 Kelly Hoppen. 578 00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:01,085 What's your take on all this color? 579 00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:03,288 To be honest, it's doing my head in. 580 00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:06,086 Eddy, little Kate is on the balcony. 581 00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:07,440 She's out there, darling! 582 00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:09,962 Oh, Lola, Lola, follow, follow. 583 00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:18,161 Sweetie! 584 00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:20,205 It's Brienne of Tarth... 585 00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:22,209 Lola, come here! 586 00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:24,084 Are you okay? 587 00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:27,290 I just have this nightmare P.R. 588 00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:30,081 Oh, I got rid of mine. Good for you. 589 00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:33,244 Eddy, I'm going to roll away the Hamm. 590 00:26:33,360 --> 00:26:34,691 All right, darling. 591 00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:35,936 I don't even know what they do. 592 00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:36,961 Who does? 593 00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:38,850 Oh, watch out. 594 00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:41,367 Hi, Jonny. Patsy. Stone. 595 00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:42,841 Patsy. 596 00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:45,368 Hamm. Jon. Hamm. 597 00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:47,365 Don't you remember me, Jonny? 598 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:49,001 No. 599 00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:50,964 Jonny Jonny from the Big Apple 600 00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:53,441 needing a little taste of the English rose? 601 00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:56,446 Oh, God. 602 00:26:56,880 --> 00:26:59,360 Yes, I do. I was 15. 603 00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:01,176 But you were a very big 15, sweetheart. 604 00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:02,247 Oh, God. 605 00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:06,240 I want you to go over there and talk to her casually. 606 00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:07,441 And then what? 607 00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:09,245 Then I'll come over and join you 608 00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:10,440 and she'll think I'm cool... 609 00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:13,201 and before you know it, I'll be doing her P.R. 610 00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:14,811 That's the plan? Yeah. 611 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:16,126 Jesus. 612 00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:20,041 I can't believe you're still, uh... 613 00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:22,371 alive. 614 00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:24,290 No. Can I offer you a taste now? 615 00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:25,970 Oh, come on, Jonny, come on. 616 00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:27,411 No, thank you. 617 00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:31,368 You took my virginity. Please leave me my... 618 00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:33,366 sanity. 619 00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:34,441 Good luck. 620 00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:36,010 Jonny. Hi, Kate, sweetie. 621 00:27:36,360 --> 00:27:37,486 Jonny? Jonny? 622 00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:40,042 Okay, go, go, go! 623 00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:42,767 Talk to her. Big me up. 624 00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:52,644 Yes, yes. Smoke, smoke. 625 00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:55,280 Smoke. 626 00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:08,209 Kate? Claudia Bing. 627 00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:09,885 Edina Monsoon! Oh! 628 00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:17,401 Kate! 629 00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:22,520 Why did you do that? 630 00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:23,806 She fell. 631 00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:26,089 You pushed her. No, she fell! 632 00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:27,970 I saw you! 633 00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:30,089 Kate Moss has been pushed! 634 00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:34,964 Kate! Kate! 635 00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:36,884 Kate Moss! 636 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,571 Hold on. I'll go in! 637 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,970 You are not going in! Put your jacket back on! 638 00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:44,287 Eddy! 639 00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:46,169 She'll pop up! It's only water! 640 00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:50,484 It's just water, why isn't she popping up? 641 00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:52,446 Why did you do this? 642 00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:54,802 I didn't do it! She just fell! 643 00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:57,247 Eddy, this is my party! 644 00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:02,004 I have a limp and I don't know why. 645 00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:03,321 Get them all down. 646 00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:05,164 I don't want to see anything on camera. 647 00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:06,640 Right, the only thing is... Now! 648 00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:11,530 I fucking hate parties. I fucking hate handbags! 649 00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:15,124 Me leg. Good Lord. 650 00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:16,771 Magda! Selfie! 651 00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:17,841 Fuck off! 652 00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:19,406 Get them off. 653 00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:23,287 That woman has always been out of control. 654 00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:24,850 Kate was trying to get away from her. 655 00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:27,327 I was shocked. I saw it happen. 656 00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:28,526 She was pushed. 657 00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:31,282 Did I miss something? 658 00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:36,047 This is the scene where just a few hours ago... 659 00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:38,521 celebrated international model Kate Moss... 660 00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:43,488 fell or was pushed from a balcony into the Thames. 661 00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:46,042 Since then, emergency services have been 662 00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:48,521 struggling to cope with the aftermath. 663 00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:56,564 It's my little toe. 664 00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:57,641 She fell off her shoe. 665 00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:00,085 Looking for Kate! 666 00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:03,568 Get back. One more dance. Baby, please. 667 00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:07,010 I'm okay. I didn't fall in the river. 668 00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:45,690 Shut up! You shut up! 669 00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:50,287 How bad can this be? I mean, you know. 670 00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:53,245 You have probably killed Kate Moss. 671 00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:56,480 Shit. 672 00:30:58,120 --> 00:30:59,451 Spoilt your night out? 673 00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:01,441 That doesn't matter. 674 00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:03,441 I shouldn't have let you go. 675 00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:05,363 I don't know what I was thinking. 676 00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:07,610 She'll be all right, won't she? 677 00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:10,282 Kate, she's waterproof. 678 00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:13,125 That's what we always say about Kate, she's waterproof. 679 00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:15,371 I demand to see your superior! 680 00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:17,250 That would be me. Nick? 681 00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:18,736 This is Detective Inspector Nick... 682 00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:19,966 We know each other, thank you. 683 00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:21,041 God. 684 00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:22,281 Don't. 685 00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:26,324 Hello, hello? Have they found Kate? 686 00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:28,284 No. The currents are very strong. 687 00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:29,521 Only an outside chance... 688 00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:32,042 Thank you. She will either have drowned 689 00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:34,970 or just be very, very wet. 690 00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:37,086 In the meantime, 691 00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:38,525 you're here for your own safety. 692 00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:41,610 There's a very well-coordinated lynch mob outside. 693 00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:43,601 What happens now? 694 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:45,650 This doesn't change anything between us. 695 00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:47,491 No, about this. 696 00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:50,049 Oh. I have witnesses 697 00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:52,600 to say that your mother pushed her. 698 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:55,081 No! 699 00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:56,286 I didn't want her to die. 700 00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:58,688 She needed her. Loved her! 701 00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:00,256 We don't know that she's dead yet. 702 00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:01,566 Or that it's murder. 703 00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:04,169 Murder? Thank you. 704 00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:07,360 Manslaughter charges might be brought. 705 00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:10,162 Sorry. 706 00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:18,440 Oh, God. 707 00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:32,368 Police continue to search the Thames 708 00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:34,568 after fashion icon Kate Moss... 709 00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:36,610 fell from a balcony. 710 00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:43,603 There is a real sense of devastation. Local people... 711 00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:47,122 friends, eyewitnesses are in disbelief. 712 00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:49,806 They are reluctant to leave the banks of the Thames 713 00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:52,247 while any faint hope remains... 714 00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:54,369 of Kate Moss being found alive. 715 00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:57,729 We're expecting the police to hold a news conference... 716 00:32:58,240 --> 00:32:59,651 to give us the latest information 717 00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:01,484 they have about the incident. 718 00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:03,409 Now back to the studio. 719 00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:05,170 Some breaking news... 720 00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:08,084 P.R. guru Edina Monsoon, the woman at the heart... 721 00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:10,328 of the police investigation has returned 722 00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:12,084 to her West London home. 723 00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:14,722 Don't drive off until I'm in the house! 724 00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:18,890 Oi! Oi! 725 00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:25,766 Stop hounding me! I'm not an animal! 726 00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:30,529 She was, like, someone 727 00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:32,762 that I really looked up to. 728 00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:34,680 She wouldn't give a fuck what we think. 729 00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:35,881 No! 730 00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:37,566 Devastated. I'm so confused. 731 00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:40,411 Is there really nothing else happening in the world? 732 00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:41,647 Fashion is dead. 733 00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:47,161 Oh! Oh! 734 00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:49,406 OMG. What, darling? 735 00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:50,856 You're trending on Twitter. 736 00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:51,881 Am I'.> 737 00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:53,645 You're a hashtag. 738 00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:55,603 On. on! 739 00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:58,203 Oh, no. 740 00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:00,123 Oh, no, this is horrible. 741 00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:02,409 Disgusting. 742 00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:04,642 Oh, they hate you! 743 00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:06,330 Who? Who? 744 00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:07,766 Oh, there she is. 745 00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:09,690 Here she is. 746 00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:11,805 The fat woman! 747 00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:14,124 Yeah, just do the toes. 748 00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:17,324 Your fat little toes? 749 00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:20,450 The fat little celebrity toes? 750 00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:23,160 Yeah, yeah. Right. 751 00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:26,811 Fat woman kills thin woman. 752 00:34:27,240 --> 00:34:29,242 You don't know anything! It was an accident! 753 00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:32,444 Nothing about you is an accident. 754 00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:34,330 May I Suggest... 755 00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:37,561 Fat Pink? 756 00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:40,561 What are you doing? 757 00:34:40,720 --> 00:34:41,721 Oh, here we go. 758 00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:44,842 This is my therapy, sweetheart. 759 00:34:45,240 --> 00:34:48,449 When are you going to just for one moment... 760 00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:51,730 take in the enormity of what has happened? 761 00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:54,840 When are you going to stop rolling through life, 762 00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:57,161 wanting more and more? 763 00:34:57,480 --> 00:35:00,484 Look at this house. Nobody needs a house this big. 764 00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:01,841 I do. 765 00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:05,489 You see? Even your house is fat. 766 00:35:05,720 --> 00:35:06,721 I'm on a diet. 767 00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:09,651 You're always on a diet, Mum, but you're always fat. 768 00:35:09,720 --> 00:35:10,721 Mmm-hmm. 769 00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:12,450 Because you never stop eating! 770 00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:13,521 Mmm-hmm. 771 00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:15,691 Now will you please... 772 00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:19,886 just stop for one second and look at what you've done? 773 00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:21,646 Yes. 774 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:29,004 Oh, I love that girl. 775 00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:36,406 Your death threats, m'lady. 776 00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:42,404 Like a bird on the wire 777 00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:48,563 Like a drunk in a midnight choir 778 00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:51,402 Everybody bloody hates you! 779 00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:53,324 Stupid bloody drunk! 780 00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:55,409 You mucky bitch. 781 00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:57,889 You filthy scunner! 782 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,002 You make me sick. 783 00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:05,331 Like a worm on a hook 784 00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:08,084 I'm innocent. 785 00:36:08,240 --> 00:36:11,005 Patsy Stone. But I am innocent. 786 00:36:11,240 --> 00:36:13,641 Excuse me, guys. I'm the victim here. 787 00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:15,570 I'm Patsy Stone, but I am innocent. 788 00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:18,560 That's it, Patsy, lovely. Thank you, darling. 789 00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:22,441 Thanks. 790 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:24,001 Thursday. 791 00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:41,130 Can you please shut up, darling? 792 00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:42,565 I'm trying to do my Mindlessness. 793 00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:46,645 I'm being trollied on Twitter. 794 00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:48,401 Oh. 795 00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:50,608 Everybody hates me. 796 00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:55,249 When I was coming in earlier, a woman screamed at me. 797 00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:57,045 What did she say? 798 00:36:57,240 --> 00:36:59,402 She told me I was a pariah. 799 00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:02,481 Do you know what a pariah is? 800 00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:05,964 It's a fish. 801 00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:09,486 That's right. 802 00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:12,687 Flash, flash, flash. Flash for Patsy. 803 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,082 Patsy, flash, flash, flash. 804 00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:16,481 Ugh, Eddy. 805 00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:20,085 You killed Kate Moss! 806 00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:22,288 I've lost my job because of you! 807 00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:25,080 And now l am nothing as well. 808 00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:39,607 It's from Stella McCartney. 809 00:37:57,080 --> 00:37:59,003 How many "Om's" have I given you? 810 00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:01,082 How much money? 811 00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:03,044 Where is my enlightenment? 812 00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:04,690 Where is my nirvana, 813 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:08,083 you stupid, blue, buggering Buddha! 814 00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:18,209 Om... 815 00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:22,129 Om... 816 00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:25,001 Ba-ding-ding-ding-ding, cha... 817 00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:27,642 Om... 818 00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:32,008 Ba-ring-ding-ding- ding-ding-cha... 819 00:38:32,720 --> 00:38:34,529 Om... 820 00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:40,122 on. 821 00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:50,682 Sorry you lost your job, darling. 822 00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:52,681 You're not nothing. 823 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:55,331 Cheers, thanks a lot. 824 00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:02,561 It's the first thing I've ever had from Stella. 825 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:04,081 Oh, Eddy. 826 00:39:04,240 --> 00:39:07,164 So the little scrap drowned. People will forget that. 827 00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:09,123 They've forgotten a lot worse. 828 00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:11,601 I mean, look at lovely Hugh. 829 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,446 He unzipped his chinos for a prossie blowjob 830 00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:15,601 and we forgave him. 831 00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:19,683 In fact, I think we loved him a little bit more after that. 832 00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:23,769 She's probably popped up somewhere, hasn't she? 833 00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:26,042 Confused and shivering. 834 00:39:26,240 --> 00:39:30,802 Poor little tiny wet Katie, flapping about in the mud. 835 00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:33,447 Washed up on the Isle of Dogs. 836 00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:37,726 I mean, Eddy... 837 00:39:38,720 --> 00:39:40,449 things float. 838 00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:41,521 Yeah. 839 00:39:41,720 --> 00:39:45,327 Yeah, things drift, and they float. 840 00:39:45,520 --> 00:39:48,330 Why don't those idiots float something down the river? 841 00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:50,401 Eddy. 842 00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:53,726 If you want something done, you've got to do it yourself. 843 00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:55,641 Yeah. 844 00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:04,641 It's the right place and the right time. 845 00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:07,202 What for? Shut up. 846 00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:13,761 Are you ready, Pats? 847 00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:16,280 Ready, Eddy. Ready for what? 848 00:40:16,720 --> 00:40:17,721 Ah. 849 00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:22,324 Go, drift. 850 00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:30,531 Bubble? 851 00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:31,841 Bubble! 852 00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:34,682 Where is she, Ed? I don't know. Bubble? 853 00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:36,330 She swims too fast. 854 00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:38,647 There she is. Go forward! What is she doing? 855 00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:39,841 Bubble! 856 00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:41,336 Fish her out, the little insect. 857 00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:42,441 Bubble! 858 00:40:47,240 --> 00:40:48,526 Bubble? 859 00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:50,648 Darling, she fell off. 860 00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:52,801 Eddy. 861 00:40:53,240 --> 00:40:54,571 It's okay, no one saw. 862 00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:56,370 But, Eddy, they'll find her! 863 00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:58,681 Then just go, go, go! 864 00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:03,361 Go, darling, go, go, go- 865 00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:12,645 Oh, that's great, isn't it? 866 00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:14,370 Now I've killed two people! 867 00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:15,441 Oh! 868 00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:16,561 Come on! 869 00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:19,288 Eddy, we've got to get away. We've got to go now. 870 00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:21,324 But where? I can't leave the country. 871 00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:23,402 I'm a marked woman. 872 00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:25,564 We could go north. North? 873 00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:27,290 What, south? 874 00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:29,084 You know what we need. 875 00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:30,850 We need money. 876 00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:36,847 Darling, darling. Listen. 877 00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:40,207 When this is actually over, 878 00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:42,851 and it will actually be over one day, darling... 879 00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:46,604 will you please just remind me... 880 00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:50,603 to go back for the boots I just saw in Westwood window. 881 00:41:55,720 --> 00:41:56,846 Eddy? 882 00:41:57,600 --> 00:41:58,886 What is this? 883 00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:00,849 Darling, it's a onesie. 884 00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:02,251 Mmm-hmm. 885 00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:04,725 I've got some pills. 886 00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:06,531 Pills, pills, pills. 887 00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:09,320 I've got some little blue ones, little pink ones. 888 00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:11,648 That little blue one. What's that? 889 00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:13,321 It's a button. 890 00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:21,290 Maybe I should just resign myself to my fate, darling. 891 00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:25,564 I mean, I can't redecorate my way out of this one, can I? 892 00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:27,642 You bitch! 893 00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:30,524 Eddy, we've got to escape. 894 00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:32,364 We've got to get out of the country. 895 00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:33,891 I have no money. 896 00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:36,440 Why didn't you marry some of those rich men you slept with? 897 00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:37,641 That wasn't the point. 898 00:42:38,240 --> 00:42:39,526 There must be someone. 899 00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:41,489 There must be someone, darling. 900 00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:45,321 Think. We've got to make a serious plan. Think! 901 00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:50,891 We could try a bong. 902 00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:52,365 I've got a bong. 903 00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:02,809 Everyone used to die young in old cavemen historical times. 904 00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:04,689 They didn't reach the age of 30. 905 00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:07,844 That's why now, everyone young just wants to go so fast. 906 00:43:08,240 --> 00:43:10,402 But at our age, you're lost, because... 907 00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:12,720 we should all be dead. 908 00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:15,526 Shouldn't we, darling? No, Eddy, no. 909 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:17,490 It's very good to die young. 910 00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:19,921 It is good to go young. 911 00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:21,561 Yeah. 912 00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:27,289 Oh, no, it's ash. 913 00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:32,523 On. 914 00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:33,761 Oh... 915 00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:34,961 Eddy, there was Charlie. 916 00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:36,441 Who's Charlie? 917 00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:39,285 Charlie Douglas. He had an enormous yacht. 918 00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:44,731 Ah, he never married. 919 00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:47,042 He said I was the only girl he would ever marry. 920 00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:48,970 He said he would wait for me. 921 00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:50,890 Oh... We had some good times. 922 00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:52,962 We had good times and he was rich! 923 00:43:54,240 --> 00:43:55,241 He was very rich! 924 00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:00,330 Eddy? Yeah. 925 00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:02,961 Saffy's little birth blob has money. 926 00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:09,001 Darling. We need Lola. We need to take Lola. 927 00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:11,640 Yeah, we need Lola. 928 00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:14,571 I can hear everything you're saying, you know. 929 00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:16,840 Everything. 930 00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:19,491 Are you looking for my money so you can go find Charlie? 931 00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:22,006 No, no, no, darling. No, no. 932 00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:25,330 Yes! Give us your credit cards and you won't get hurt! 933 00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:26,521 Why should I? 934 00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:27,807 Oh. Oh... 935 00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:31,327 Because, darling, now you listen to me, all right? 936 00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:33,329 I've messed up, I know that, 937 00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:35,488 but that will happen to anybody... 938 00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:36,886 who really lives life, 939 00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:39,770 who really lives life, darling. 940 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,367 And I now know who my friends are. 941 00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:45,450 Husbands, they come and go, but my friend has stayed. 942 00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:47,601 Why does she stay? 943 00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:50,045 Because it's bloody good fun. 944 00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:51,886 We have fun. 945 00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:54,931 Good fun, darling. And you know what? 946 00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:59,046 There's so many great times out there waiting for us. 947 00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:01,482 And I don't want to miss them. 948 00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:03,045 We don't want to miss them, do we? 949 00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:04,963 Or would you rather stay here? 950 00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:08,364 You know, with Mum. Dull old Mum. 951 00:45:09,360 --> 00:45:11,362 Or come with us, sweetheart. 952 00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:14,651 Come with us. For fun. 953 00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:18,450 Fine. 954 00:45:18,720 --> 00:45:20,006 You'll need more than the card. 955 00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:22,845 We can't just walk out of the house in broad daylight. 956 00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:26,647 Yeah, of course. We need help. More help. 957 00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:28,729 Who else would be stupid enough to help you two? 958 00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:29,801 Huh. 959 00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:32,602 On. 960 00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:37,481 So what is Patsy's plan? 961 00:45:37,720 --> 00:45:38,881 Just do what I do. 962 00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:42,084 We sneak into the house looking perfectly normal. 963 00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:44,767 It'll be a nightmare with all the paparazzi. 964 00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:48,330 Excuse me! No! No photographs! 965 00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:50,842 No one's taking any photos. 966 00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:52,888 It's as if they didn't know who we are. 967 00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:54,962 Missed a perfect opportunity. Get in. 968 00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:56,851 No photos, no photos. 969 00:45:57,080 --> 00:45:58,570 Come on, dear. 970 00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:01,363 Police are urging the crowd to move on. 971 00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:03,847 The flowers, offerings of Hunter Wellingtons... 972 00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:06,207 and bottles of Sauvignon Blanc 973 00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:07,885 are proving a hazard to shipping. 974 00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:10,447 Oh, for God's sake, turn it off. 975 00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:15,849 We can't, darling. We're drunk and have eaten too many drugs. 976 00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:17,770 As per usual. 977 00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:22,686 Where's Mum? 978 00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:27,891 What has happened to Kate Moss? 979 00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:31,123 Where is she? What in the world is going on? 980 00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:41,482 Quick, quick. Almost there. 981 00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,731 Get into this taxi where we're going nowhere. 982 00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:45,921 What took you so long? 983 00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:47,246 Hurry up, Fleur. 984 00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:48,481 It's these bloody shoes. 985 00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:50,045 All right, taxi, drive. 986 00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:51,720 Drive, drive! 987 00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:54,961 Welcome back. 988 00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:58,163 So, Lily, can you tell us how you're feeling about Kate? 989 00:46:58,600 --> 00:47:00,125 Well... Put it into words. 990 00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:02,604 Well, I... Sad. 991 00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:04,684 I didn't actually know her that well. 992 00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:06,609 You're devastated. 993 00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:07,921 I... 994 00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:10,480 Heartbroken. Thank you so much. 995 00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:13,764 Your feelings are shared by a nation still in shock. 996 00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:20,523 How's your mother holding up? 997 00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:24,166 It seems to be taking its toll... facially. 998 00:47:25,640 --> 00:47:27,165 I'm going to wake Lola up. 999 00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:28,930 I can't believe she slept this long. 1000 00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:30,963 Let her sleep. She's a grownup. 1001 00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:33,043 She's 13. 1002 00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:46,651 I want you to know something. 1003 00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:51,087 I'm sorry I went out that night. 1004 00:47:53,960 --> 00:47:55,086 I, uh... 1005 00:47:57,080 --> 00:47:59,082 should have stayed with you. 1006 00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:04,563 Then perhaps you wouldn't have got caught up in all this mess. 1007 00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:15,564 I love you. 1008 00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:26,007 Lola's gone. She's gone! She must have gone with them! 1009 00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:29,250 Tell me where they've gone. 1010 00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:31,525 Tell me! 1011 00:48:31,640 --> 00:48:33,244 Whoa, whoa. Calm down. 1012 00:48:33,720 --> 00:48:34,846 Where have they gone? 1013 00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:36,041 We don't know. 1014 00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:37,161 We weren't told. 1015 00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:40,251 A girl has only one confidante and mum's the word. 1016 00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:43,722 Oh, her hairdresser, Christopher. Oh! 1017 00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:45,240 Judas. 1018 00:48:45,680 --> 00:48:46,886 I knew she spoke to him 1019 00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:48,928 because she canceled her next appointment. 1020 00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:50,281 Don't panic. 1021 00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:53,125 It's only a problem if they've left the country. 1022 00:48:57,040 --> 00:48:58,371 Welcome to Budget. 1023 00:48:58,720 --> 00:49:01,724 Where the only tossers are our baggage handlers. 1024 00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:03,280 How are you? Hi. 1025 00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:04,966 Morning. Oh, shut up. 1026 00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:06,360 Where we wing it. 1027 00:49:06,720 --> 00:49:08,370 Welcome on-board Budget Airlines. 1028 00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:10,768 This is flight BD115 to Nice. 1029 00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:13,361 Where is first class? Down the back? 1030 00:49:13,720 --> 00:49:15,370 On... 1031 00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:17,285 There is no first class. 1032 00:49:17,360 --> 00:49:20,045 It's just first ass on any available seat. 1033 00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:22,647 We are three. There's only two seats. 1034 00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:25,844 The middle one isn't a seat, it's where you put your bag. 1035 00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:29,328 Oh, no, they're all seats. Uh, you put your bags up top. 1036 00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:31,881 Oh, God. 1037 00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:33,321 Uh... 1038 00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:37,321 I don't put the bags up. I'm the designated DNB. 1039 00:49:39,240 --> 00:49:40,401 "Do Nothing Bitch." 1040 00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:45,240 - Thank you. - Ow! 1041 00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:48,084 Sandwich. Heads up. 1042 00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:50,160 Can we get free nuts and drinks from the bitch? 1043 00:49:50,240 --> 00:49:53,244 Oi, waitress? We want our complimentary drinks and nuts. 1044 00:49:53,640 --> 00:49:58,089 Oh, you have to prepay for all the snacks and beverages. 1045 00:49:58,320 --> 00:50:01,688 Just get your credit card, slip it through your slot. 1046 00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:04,241 Uh, ma'am, you'll have to take your seat. 1047 00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:05,920 I need a piss. 1048 00:50:06,120 --> 00:50:07,246 It'll have to wait. 1049 00:50:09,240 --> 00:50:10,765 I've started. 1050 00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:18,690 I hate how you have to be nice to transgendered people now. 1051 00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:20,769 Just reach around and get that lady's red wine. 1052 00:50:20,840 --> 00:50:22,001 No. 1053 00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:30,967 Oi! Drop the fag, hag! 1054 00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:32,725 What is your problem? 1055 00:50:33,240 --> 00:50:34,401 You! 1056 00:50:45,080 --> 00:50:49,290 Cheers. Don't get that on British Airways. 1057 00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:03,481 Whoo-hoo! 1058 00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:05,281 We did it, Pats! 1059 00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:07,408 Oh, Eddy, We did it! 1060 00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:08,845 We're free, free! 1061 00:51:09,160 --> 00:51:10,525 We can breathe! 1062 00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:11,726 Breathe! 1063 00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:14,209 We're going to join the jet set. 1064 00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:15,401 The jet set. 1065 00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:17,842 So you're going to marry this Charlie? 1066 00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:19,843 She's going to marry him, 1067 00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:21,920 then he's going to die and we'll get all the money. 1068 00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:24,080 How old is he? 1069 00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:25,400 Oh, he's ancient. 1070 00:51:25,840 --> 00:51:27,524 He's old. He's like on death's door. 1071 00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:30,129 Actually, he's the same age as me. 1072 00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:35,002 We need more champagne, darling. 1073 00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:36,416 No, it's nearly over its limit. 1074 00:51:36,440 --> 00:51:37,441 What does that mean? 1075 00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:40,366 It means we need Charlie's big bucks, darling, 1076 00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:42,363 if we're ever going to live the dream. 1077 00:51:42,760 --> 00:51:45,331 Oh, Eddy, the dream. The dream, darling. 1078 00:51:46,840 --> 00:51:50,367 But where do you go to my lovely 1079 00:51:50,760 --> 00:51:53,366 When you're alone in your bed 1080 00:51:55,040 --> 00:51:58,044 Tell me the thoughts that surround you 1081 00:51:58,880 --> 00:52:01,247 I want to look inside your head, yes, I do 1082 00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:14,125 I need to buy champagne. What's that in French? 1083 00:52:14,200 --> 00:52:16,009 Champignons, champignons. 1084 00:52:16,120 --> 00:52:17,884 We need to get out of these clothes. 1085 00:52:18,040 --> 00:52:19,849 It's all right, darling. No one knows us here. 1086 00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:21,285 They're just so horrible. 1087 00:52:22,240 --> 00:52:23,366 On, Eddy? 1088 00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:26,084 Oh. 1089 00:52:27,160 --> 00:52:28,491 Buongiorno! 1090 00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:35,281 Baby Bunton, Pats. Baby Bunton. 1091 00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:36,361 Shit. 1092 00:52:36,840 --> 00:52:38,365 Eddy, Eddy. 1093 00:52:49,520 --> 00:52:52,251 Why can't we go anywhere without knowing someone? 1094 00:52:52,520 --> 00:52:54,090 She didn't see us. 1095 00:52:54,960 --> 00:52:56,849 I think I just saw Edina Monsoon. 1096 00:52:56,920 --> 00:52:57,967 Really? 1097 00:52:58,160 --> 00:53:01,164 Unless you've seen a mannequin that fat before. 1098 00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:13,851 Hiya. You okay? 1099 00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:18,410 I've put you into hot yoga after this. 1100 00:53:18,480 --> 00:53:20,528 You do it in an actual oven. Ooh! 1101 00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:23,329 You'd like that, wouldn't you? 1102 00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:26,131 Just don't think about Edina Monsoon. 1103 00:53:26,880 --> 00:53:28,245 Oh, thanks. 1104 00:53:30,880 --> 00:53:32,291 It's Emma Bunton. 1105 00:53:32,560 --> 00:53:34,289 What? Emma Bunton? 1106 00:53:36,440 --> 00:53:38,283 No. Edina? 1107 00:53:38,560 --> 00:53:40,005 She's where? 1108 00:53:40,200 --> 00:53:41,361 Did you call the police? 1109 00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:43,847 Yes. And I'm going over there to make sure 1110 00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:45,331 the police do their job! 1111 00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:47,482 Her P.A. has a house near Cannes. 1112 00:53:47,880 --> 00:53:50,167 Bubble has a house there? Yeah. 1113 00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:51,646 You talked to her? 1114 00:53:52,040 --> 00:53:54,361 Yeah. She's had a terrible time. 1115 00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:56,568 It's been quite a saga. 1116 00:53:57,440 --> 00:53:59,169 Nothing. 1117 00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:02,165 What's that? 1118 00:54:05,040 --> 00:54:07,327 That's nice. eBay? 1119 00:54:07,480 --> 00:54:08,481 Oi! 1120 00:54:09,040 --> 00:54:11,168 Oi, you! 1121 00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:15,006 Bonjour. Bonjour. 1122 00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:18,008 Have you been in the water long? 1123 00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:20,606 All bloody night. Did you jump? 1124 00:54:21,040 --> 00:54:24,362 Did I, buggery. I was pushed. 1125 00:54:26,240 --> 00:54:29,608 Lola won't answer my calls and I've tried every number for Christopher. 1126 00:54:29,680 --> 00:54:31,648 I'll have to look for him. 1127 00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:33,086 At least she's with your mother. 1128 00:54:33,760 --> 00:54:34,761 And Patsy. 1129 00:54:35,840 --> 00:54:37,126 My daughter is with Patsy. 1130 00:54:37,320 --> 00:54:38,401 I'll come with you. 1131 00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:40,216 Edina must be back in 3 days for the primary hearing. 1132 00:54:40,240 --> 00:54:43,050 I don't care about her. No, I'm sorry. 1133 00:54:43,240 --> 00:54:45,004 Let me. No! 1134 00:54:45,680 --> 00:54:47,250 I'm better on my own. 1135 00:54:59,880 --> 00:55:03,248 Shoot that poison arrow to my heart, heart, heart 1136 00:55:03,760 --> 00:55:05,364 Shoot that poison arrow to my heart 1137 00:55:05,800 --> 00:55:07,245 Oh, hello. I know you. 1138 00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:10,051 My mother used to bring me here as a child. 1139 00:55:11,160 --> 00:55:14,448 Shoot that poison arrow to my heart, heart, heart 1140 00:55:15,080 --> 00:55:16,730 Shoot that poison arrow 1141 00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:20,928 Shoot that poison arrow 1142 00:55:23,840 --> 00:55:26,969 Christopher, I know you're here. I just saw you. 1143 00:55:29,720 --> 00:55:31,768 My daughter's gone missing 1144 00:55:31,840 --> 00:55:33,365 and I think you know where she's gone. 1145 00:55:33,760 --> 00:55:35,250 Clear off, you little wet wipe! 1146 00:55:38,080 --> 00:55:39,844 Just sing something. 1147 00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:42,082 That'll quieten them down. 1148 00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:45,081 Get off, you little bitch troll! 1149 00:55:49,840 --> 00:55:52,081 I learned the truth at seventeen 1150 00:55:52,360 --> 00:55:55,807 That love was meant for beauty queens 1151 00:55:56,760 --> 00:56:00,048 And high school girls with clear-skinned smiles 1152 00:56:00,360 --> 00:56:03,887 Who married young and then retired 1153 00:56:07,320 --> 00:56:11,245 And those of us with ravaged faces 1154 00:56:12,080 --> 00:56:14,970 Lacking in the social graces 1155 00:56:15,320 --> 00:56:18,767 Desperately remained at home 1156 00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:22,123 In venting lovers on the phone 1157 00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:26,122 Who called to say "Come dance with me" 1158 00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:30,483 And murmured vague obscenities 1159 00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:35,962 It isn't all it seems at seventeen 1160 00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:42,124 So who is this Charles? 1161 00:56:42,320 --> 00:56:44,448 Oh, just an old scrotum Patsy knows. 1162 00:56:44,520 --> 00:56:45,931 More money than marbles. 1163 00:56:46,160 --> 00:56:48,049 Charles was rather superb, actually. 1164 00:56:48,240 --> 00:56:51,244 Back when the South of France was really something... 1165 00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:52,771 God created woman 1166 00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:54,922 and Brigitte Bardot was just out of nappies. 1167 00:56:55,120 --> 00:56:57,122 She's back in 'em now. 1168 00:56:57,320 --> 00:56:59,322 What did Charles do? Films. 1169 00:56:59,520 --> 00:57:02,000 What kind? Art films. 1170 00:57:05,400 --> 00:57:06,561 Oh, porn! 1171 00:57:08,920 --> 00:57:10,490 Well, no. For connoisseurs... 1172 00:57:10,840 --> 00:57:11,921 Gentlemen. 1173 00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:13,121 Gentlesseurs. 1174 00:57:13,360 --> 00:57:14,360 If you don't find him? 1175 00:57:14,400 --> 00:57:15,925 This is my old hunting ground. 1176 00:57:16,160 --> 00:57:18,162 Plenty of prey out there. 1177 00:57:18,360 --> 00:57:20,283 And they won't need beaters to flush 'em out 1178 00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:22,442 once they sniff me up the Croisette. 1179 00:57:24,400 --> 00:57:27,165 So the plan is, we start at Violet's party, right? 1180 00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:29,089 The old guys will be there. 1181 00:57:29,280 --> 00:57:30,456 My mother doesn't know anything 1182 00:57:30,480 --> 00:57:31,891 and Violet won't care. 1183 00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:33,889 In the South of France, everyone's a criminal! 1184 00:57:35,080 --> 00:57:36,206 Plenty of cleavage, Eddy. 1185 00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:37,496 Yes, darling. I'm wearing this. 1186 00:57:37,520 --> 00:57:38,885 But not those shoes. 1187 00:57:39,080 --> 00:57:40,889 Those shoes, darling. Not those shoes. 1188 00:57:41,160 --> 00:57:42,207 But I like these shoes. 1189 00:57:42,360 --> 00:57:43,407 They make you hobble. 1190 00:57:43,840 --> 00:57:47,401 I'm wearing them anyway. I have thin ankles. 1191 00:57:48,400 --> 00:57:52,086 We all play the game and when we dare 1192 00:57:52,480 --> 00:57:56,007 We cheat ourselves at solitaire 1193 00:57:56,360 --> 00:57:59,284 In venting lovers on the phone 1194 00:57:59,840 --> 00:58:00,840 Oh, my God. 1195 00:58:00,880 --> 00:58:03,008 What that woman has done to you. 1196 00:58:04,120 --> 00:58:05,176 You have to tell me where she is. 1197 00:58:05,200 --> 00:58:06,201 Do you know? 1198 00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:09,128 Cannes. Cannes in France. Thank you. 1199 00:58:09,440 --> 00:58:10,441 And, hey. 1200 00:58:11,240 --> 00:58:12,360 Make your own kind of music. 1201 00:58:20,360 --> 00:58:21,361 Merci. 1202 00:58:21,440 --> 00:58:23,124 You're very lucky at this. 1203 00:58:23,320 --> 00:58:24,560 No, not luck. 1204 00:58:24,640 --> 00:58:27,086 It's just that I play a bad hand well. 1205 00:58:27,240 --> 00:58:28,890 Don't we all? 1206 00:58:29,120 --> 00:58:30,531 Keep behind us. 1207 00:58:30,600 --> 00:58:32,090 Stay behind. Don't come with us. 1208 00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:33,526 This is it, Eddy. 1209 00:58:35,160 --> 00:58:37,242 I'm looking good, I'm looking... 1210 00:58:39,600 --> 00:58:42,285 Oh, Eddy, look how young we are. 1211 00:58:43,040 --> 00:58:44,565 Look at the sad shoes. 1212 00:58:44,920 --> 00:58:46,376 It's all leopard print and liver spots. 1213 00:58:46,400 --> 00:58:47,970 It's like old age camouflage. 1214 00:58:48,160 --> 00:58:50,049 I smell formaldehyde. 1215 00:58:50,240 --> 00:58:52,242 What on earth are you doing here? 1216 00:58:52,440 --> 00:58:53,566 Mrs. M. 1217 00:58:53,960 --> 00:58:55,371 Just looking for the party. 1218 00:58:55,560 --> 00:58:56,561 Well, this is it. 1219 00:58:57,640 --> 00:58:59,005 Yoo-hoo! 1220 00:58:59,280 --> 00:59:00,566 Christ, is that Violet? 1221 00:59:00,960 --> 00:59:03,247 What is this, some late-life lesbo party? 1222 00:59:03,320 --> 00:59:04,481 Where are the men? 1223 00:59:04,920 --> 00:59:06,285 They're on the terrace, dear. 1224 00:59:06,600 --> 00:59:10,047 We have to make do with cards and a little dancing. 1225 00:59:11,040 --> 00:59:12,610 It's quite nice, actually. 1226 00:59:14,160 --> 00:59:16,401 Terrace, terrace, terrace. 1227 00:59:16,480 --> 00:59:17,527 Yeah. Yeah. 1228 00:59:17,600 --> 00:59:21,321 You stay here with the old ones. We're off. 1229 00:59:21,920 --> 00:59:24,491 Ooh, look, Pats, not hobbling, not hobbling. 1230 00:59:32,160 --> 00:59:34,083 Ah, this is more like it, Eds. 1231 00:59:34,280 --> 00:59:36,248 This is our kind of party, darling. 1232 00:59:36,320 --> 00:59:38,288 We fit in here. 1233 00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:40,286 Hey, Monty. How's things? 1234 00:59:40,480 --> 00:59:42,642 No ex-wives allowed here. 1235 00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:45,082 You need some help, old ladies? 1236 00:59:46,960 --> 00:59:49,088 The place is full of weird babies. 1237 00:59:49,280 --> 00:59:51,169 Little stretched fetus faces. 1238 00:59:51,320 --> 00:59:52,560 Patsy! 1239 00:59:52,960 --> 00:59:53,961 Patsy! 1240 00:59:54,520 --> 00:59:56,648 It's Charlie. Stay here. Jesus. 1241 00:59:57,440 --> 01:00:00,091 My God! I'd know those tits anywhere! 1242 01:00:00,360 --> 01:00:01,646 Patsy! 1243 01:00:03,120 --> 01:00:05,248 Oh, Charles, darling. 1244 01:00:06,520 --> 01:00:08,363 What are you doing here, Patricia? 1245 01:00:08,560 --> 01:00:10,562 Charles, darling, looking for you. 1246 01:00:10,720 --> 01:00:12,165 On. 1247 01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:14,331 Still got the yacht, Charlie? 1248 01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:16,240 I've got a big one. 1249 01:00:16,640 --> 01:00:18,005 The trouble is the girls 1250 01:00:18,080 --> 01:00:20,321 all want their own cabins these days. 1251 01:00:21,040 --> 01:00:24,010 Oh, Charlie, do you remember the old days? 1252 01:00:24,520 --> 01:00:28,570 You... Fiona and that Kristel wench. 1253 01:00:28,720 --> 01:00:31,041 No, Charlie. I meant us. 1254 01:00:32,120 --> 01:00:34,566 Black Emanuelle meets Hitler. 1255 01:00:35,120 --> 01:00:37,248 I loved that film! 1256 01:00:38,680 --> 01:00:40,444 Do you remember waking up together 1257 01:00:40,520 --> 01:00:42,682 in hot, sweet Saint-Tropez? 1258 01:00:43,040 --> 01:00:46,681 Walking across the duckboards down to the fairy blue sea? 1259 01:00:47,080 --> 01:00:48,923 Oh, I miss those times. 1260 01:00:49,680 --> 01:00:51,250 So do I, Charlie. 1261 01:00:51,400 --> 01:00:53,402 But you know what I really miss? 1262 01:00:53,600 --> 01:00:55,090 Yes, Charles. 1263 01:00:56,160 --> 01:00:57,321 Pubic hair. 1264 01:00:57,400 --> 01:00:58,640 I'm sick of those Brazilians... 1265 01:00:59,040 --> 01:01:02,567 those Hollywoods. So bald, so boring. 1266 01:01:03,080 --> 01:01:05,242 I had a full beard in those days. 1267 01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:08,404 But I suppose you are what you eat. 1268 01:01:09,720 --> 01:01:12,246 But Charlie, Charlie, look at me. 1269 01:01:12,400 --> 01:01:16,291 Remember you said you would only ever marry me? 1270 01:01:16,520 --> 01:01:17,760 Uh, I might have said that. 1271 01:01:18,160 --> 01:01:20,322 Well, Charles, I'm ready. 1272 01:01:21,080 --> 01:01:22,764 My answer is yes. 1273 01:01:23,440 --> 01:01:25,647 Steady on, Patsy, steady on. 1274 01:01:26,720 --> 01:01:29,451 As you can see, we're very well catered for here. 1275 01:01:31,320 --> 01:01:34,324 Charlie, you always said I was the one. 1276 01:01:35,200 --> 01:01:37,441 I think he's tired of you now. 1277 01:01:37,720 --> 01:01:40,610 Isn't she terrific looking? 1278 01:01:41,120 --> 01:01:42,610 Charlie, she's a gold digger. 1279 01:01:43,080 --> 01:01:44,605 I'm a gold mine. 1280 01:01:47,320 --> 01:01:51,120 Oh, by the way, steer clear of the Jacuzzi. 1281 01:01:51,320 --> 01:01:54,483 It's a smoothie of old sperm. 1282 01:01:55,480 --> 01:01:56,481 Ciao. 1283 01:02:02,560 --> 01:02:03,686 Hmm? 1284 01:02:04,240 --> 01:02:05,480 Bastard. 1285 01:02:14,120 --> 01:02:15,246 No luck? 1286 01:02:15,360 --> 01:02:16,486 No. 1287 01:02:17,360 --> 01:02:19,203 You see, dear, we're all too old now. 1288 01:02:19,280 --> 01:02:20,406 Oh, shut up. 1289 01:02:20,480 --> 01:02:23,290 Come on, Eddy! It's my birthday. 1290 01:02:23,360 --> 01:02:25,249 Come on, come on. 1291 01:02:25,320 --> 01:02:26,685 Oh! 1292 01:02:31,240 --> 01:02:32,321 Enjoying yourself? 1293 01:02:32,440 --> 01:02:33,521 No. 1294 01:02:37,680 --> 01:02:40,809 No, I'm young! I'm still young. I'm not old. 1295 01:02:41,240 --> 01:02:43,402 I'm not old. I'm still young. 1296 01:02:43,680 --> 01:02:45,489 Because 60 is the new 40! 1297 01:02:45,680 --> 01:02:48,160 60 is the new 40! 1298 01:02:48,360 --> 01:02:50,522 No! Not the sad feet! 1299 01:02:56,440 --> 01:02:57,441 Oh, ow! Ow. 1300 01:02:57,520 --> 01:02:58,521 Careful! 1301 01:02:58,720 --> 01:03:01,326 With your reputation for galumphing into people, 1302 01:03:01,400 --> 01:03:03,289 we don't want you to trip over the Duchess. 1303 01:03:05,200 --> 01:03:06,247 What is that? 1304 01:03:06,400 --> 01:03:07,526 She's the Dowager Baroness 1305 01:03:07,600 --> 01:03:11,400 Lubliana Thysen von Rothschild und Muck. 1306 01:03:16,400 --> 01:03:19,165 Pats, Pats, Pats, Pats, Pats. 1307 01:03:19,840 --> 01:03:23,845 That is the richest woman in the world. 1308 01:03:25,320 --> 01:03:26,845 Darling, that... 1309 01:03:27,320 --> 01:03:30,847 is the richest woman in the world! 1310 01:03:32,840 --> 01:03:34,649 No, Eddy, no, no, Eddy, no! 1311 01:03:34,760 --> 01:03:36,569 Yes, yes, yes. Just come on. 1312 01:03:37,440 --> 01:03:38,601 Oi! Where are you two off to? 1313 01:03:38,720 --> 01:03:39,926 Laundry. You come, too. 1314 01:03:43,720 --> 01:03:46,176 Reports from a source close to the investigation 1315 01:03:46,200 --> 01:03:48,521 suggest Edina Monsoon may have fled the country. 1316 01:03:48,600 --> 01:03:49,601 For you. Ooh. 1317 01:03:53,400 --> 01:03:54,401 Gran? 1318 01:03:54,600 --> 01:03:56,602 Oh, hello, Saffy. Is Mum there? 1319 01:03:56,760 --> 01:03:59,604 Yes, your mother and Patsy are here. 1320 01:03:59,880 --> 01:04:01,484 What about Lola? 1321 01:04:01,680 --> 01:04:03,091 Is she with them? 1322 01:04:03,200 --> 01:04:04,611 Well, she was, dear. 1323 01:04:05,360 --> 01:04:08,569 Oh, my goodness. I must go. Shirley Bassey is arriving... 1324 01:04:08,760 --> 01:04:10,603 any minute now. 1325 01:04:18,600 --> 01:04:20,728 The minute you walked in the joint 1326 01:04:21,600 --> 01:04:24,683 I could see you were a man of distinction 1327 01:04:24,800 --> 01:04:25,847 A real big spender 1328 01:04:25,960 --> 01:04:27,291 Very nice. 1329 01:04:27,440 --> 01:04:30,250 Good lookin', so refined 1330 01:04:30,440 --> 01:04:33,808 Say, wouldn't you like to know what's goin' on in my mind? 1331 01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:35,889 So let me get right to the point 1332 01:04:36,760 --> 01:04:39,286 I don't pop my cork for every man I see 1333 01:04:39,640 --> 01:04:40,880 May we join you? 1334 01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:42,240 Who are you? 1335 01:04:42,640 --> 01:04:44,404 I am Edina. 1336 01:04:44,920 --> 01:04:47,651 May I introduce my brother Pat? 1337 01:04:47,760 --> 01:04:49,967 Spend a little time with me 1338 01:04:50,800 --> 01:04:53,406 Stone. Pat Stone. 1339 01:04:56,520 --> 01:04:58,488 Do you know who I am? 1340 01:04:58,800 --> 01:05:01,246 Dowager Baroness Lubliana 1341 01:05:01,320 --> 01:05:03,800 Thysen von Rothschild und Muck. 1342 01:05:04,280 --> 01:05:07,523 So you're not partying with all the other men? 1343 01:05:07,720 --> 01:05:09,324 No, he likes older women. 1344 01:05:09,520 --> 01:05:11,488 Not those girls. 1345 01:05:14,680 --> 01:05:18,287 We want a proper shuffle, no fuzzing the cards. 1346 01:05:22,360 --> 01:05:23,691 With me 1347 01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:33,447 Spring was never waiting for us, boy 1348 01:05:33,520 --> 01:05:36,490 It ran one step ahead 1349 01:05:36,560 --> 01:05:38,642 As we followed in the dance 1350 01:05:43,760 --> 01:05:47,890 Between the parted pages and were pressed 1351 01:05:48,040 --> 01:05:52,409 In love's hot fevered iron like a striped... 1352 01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:08,490 French. 1353 01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:10,490 Pat Stone. 1354 01:06:12,880 --> 01:06:13,881 Yeah. 1355 01:06:15,040 --> 01:06:16,041 Yeah. 1356 01:06:16,800 --> 01:06:17,801 Oui. 1357 01:06:17,880 --> 01:06:19,405 Okay. 1358 01:06:30,680 --> 01:06:31,966 Yes, absolutely. 1359 01:06:34,760 --> 01:06:35,921 Now. 1360 01:06:36,360 --> 01:06:37,361 Oh! 1361 01:06:43,520 --> 01:06:46,046 Oh, what a rainbow world we live in. 1362 01:06:56,520 --> 01:07:00,764 Till death do you part, till death do you part. 1363 01:07:00,920 --> 01:07:02,763 How long do you think it will be? 1364 01:07:02,920 --> 01:07:05,651 Let Lubey have her moment. Come on, sweetie, be cool. 1365 01:07:05,840 --> 01:07:07,126 My darling Pat. 1366 01:07:07,440 --> 01:07:09,010 You feeling all right? 1367 01:07:11,400 --> 01:07:14,643 MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark 1368 01:07:14,720 --> 01:07:18,805 All the sweet green icing flowing down 1369 01:07:23,080 --> 01:07:25,048 Still got it, hasn't it, the Riviera? 1370 01:07:25,120 --> 01:07:27,566 Yeah, it's still got it. 1371 01:07:28,560 --> 01:07:29,686 Where are we going? 1372 01:07:29,880 --> 01:07:32,008 The Grand-Hotel Du Cap-Ferrat. 1373 01:07:33,360 --> 01:07:35,966 Oh, Eddy, the six finest words in the English language. 1374 01:07:37,640 --> 01:07:38,971 Are we booked in? 1375 01:07:39,120 --> 01:07:41,885 No need, it's mine. I own it. 1376 01:07:59,840 --> 01:08:02,127 I'm so happy.- Are you? 1377 01:08:02,560 --> 01:08:04,449 Tremendously happy. 1378 01:08:04,720 --> 01:08:06,848 You and I are married. 1379 01:08:07,440 --> 01:08:08,726 So... 1380 01:08:11,120 --> 01:08:12,610 So... 1381 01:08:13,520 --> 01:08:14,681 happy? 1382 01:08:14,840 --> 01:08:16,604 Tremendously. 1383 01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:20,129 Now it's late, darling. Bed beckons. 1384 01:08:21,600 --> 01:08:24,604 Does it? Um, another drink? Perhaps some nibbles? 1385 01:08:24,840 --> 01:08:26,604 I'm tired. 1386 01:08:27,040 --> 01:08:28,849 Oh, I'm tired, too. 1387 01:08:29,160 --> 01:08:31,128 Would you mind if I retired? 1388 01:08:31,200 --> 01:08:33,043 Stay and drink with your sister. 1389 01:08:33,480 --> 01:08:35,687 I don't mind. Enjoy the evening. 1390 01:08:38,600 --> 01:08:40,489 And thank you. 1391 01:08:40,840 --> 01:08:41,841 I may be... 1392 01:08:41,920 --> 01:08:43,176 the richest woman in the world, 1393 01:08:43,200 --> 01:08:47,171 but also sometimes the loneliest. 1394 01:08:47,640 --> 01:08:49,529 On, Lubey. 1395 01:08:49,880 --> 01:08:51,480 Am I interrupting something? No, darling. 1396 01:08:53,360 --> 01:08:55,727 Au revoir. 1397 01:09:01,320 --> 01:09:02,401 Oh, Eddy. 1398 01:09:03,320 --> 01:09:05,243 Little Lubey, Eds. Mmm. 1399 01:09:06,040 --> 01:09:07,724 Is a darling. 1400 01:09:08,480 --> 01:09:10,721 Wasabi nut, wasabi. 1401 01:09:17,080 --> 01:09:18,650 Thank you, darling. 1402 01:09:19,080 --> 01:09:20,525 How are you feeling? 1403 01:09:20,920 --> 01:09:22,081 Tremendously happy. 1404 01:09:26,560 --> 01:09:28,130 What if they've found Bubble? 1405 01:09:28,560 --> 01:09:30,927 Darling, don't think about it. They can't tie it to us. 1406 01:09:31,200 --> 01:09:32,929 Yeah, yeah. 1407 01:09:34,200 --> 01:09:36,771 Eddy, living well is the best revenge. 1408 01:09:40,080 --> 01:09:41,923 This could be our life, couldn't it? 1409 01:09:42,120 --> 01:09:45,602 This is our life. We're not going back. 1410 01:09:45,800 --> 01:09:48,121 And what's to miss? Just things. 1411 01:09:49,120 --> 01:09:51,168 You've never had attachments, have you? 1412 01:09:51,560 --> 01:09:53,210 They're not attachments. 1413 01:09:53,280 --> 01:09:56,124 They're parasites, ticks, danglers. 1414 01:09:56,800 --> 01:09:58,848 You can buy new things. 1415 01:10:02,120 --> 01:10:03,121 Hmm. 1416 01:10:04,560 --> 01:10:06,244 We're not going back. 1417 01:10:07,160 --> 01:10:08,321 Do you want vodka in that? 1418 01:10:08,440 --> 01:10:09,646 Yeah. 1419 01:10:15,960 --> 01:10:18,247 I can't believe you can afford a place like this. 1420 01:10:18,840 --> 01:10:22,970 Well, I do all our accounts and I've been overpaying meself for years. 1421 01:10:23,280 --> 01:10:26,841 'Twas nowt but a wormhole when I bought it, though. 1422 01:10:27,160 --> 01:10:29,606 She's an idiot and she tried to kill you, remember. 1423 01:10:29,680 --> 01:10:30,681 I know, but... 1424 01:10:31,560 --> 01:10:32,800 I called the police. 1425 01:10:32,960 --> 01:10:36,851 They will find her. And she will get... 1426 01:10:55,760 --> 01:10:57,649 Hello, Saffy, dear. Gran. 1427 01:10:57,880 --> 01:11:00,281 Funniest thing... I was wrong. 1428 01:11:00,560 --> 01:11:01,846 Lola's not here? 1429 01:11:02,160 --> 01:11:04,766 It wasn't Shirley Bassey, it was a lookalike. 1430 01:11:04,960 --> 01:11:06,689 Gran, where is Lola? 1431 01:11:06,880 --> 01:11:08,882 I have no idea, dear. 1432 01:11:09,320 --> 01:11:10,765 Come on, Gloria. 1433 01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:13,365 Have you got the balls? 1434 01:11:15,320 --> 01:11:16,367 Saff! 1435 01:11:16,760 --> 01:11:18,205 Emma. Lola! 1436 01:11:18,760 --> 01:11:19,841 Are you all right? 1437 01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:21,047 I'm fine. 1438 01:11:21,240 --> 01:11:24,881 I found her cleaning my room. They gave her to housekeeping. 1439 01:11:25,040 --> 01:11:26,041 I'm so glad you're safe. 1440 01:11:26,120 --> 01:11:27,121 Mmm-hmm. 1441 01:11:28,320 --> 01:11:29,367 I love you. 1442 01:11:31,040 --> 01:11:32,326 Thanks. 1443 01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:36,729 What are you doing here? 1444 01:11:36,920 --> 01:11:38,206 Oh, it's a long story. 1445 01:11:38,280 --> 01:11:41,204 Lulu called the police because I saw your mother here. 1446 01:11:41,720 --> 01:11:42,721 Lulu? 1447 01:11:44,360 --> 01:11:45,691 Nick? 1448 01:11:45,920 --> 01:11:47,046 What? 1449 01:11:47,240 --> 01:11:48,287 Oh, uh... 1450 01:11:48,360 --> 01:11:50,931 Hang on. Can you look after Lola? 1451 01:11:51,240 --> 01:11:54,244 Of course. I won't be long, I promise. 1452 01:11:59,800 --> 01:12:02,087 Nick, I found Lola. I found your mother. 1453 01:12:02,280 --> 01:12:03,336 I don't care about my mother. 1454 01:12:03,360 --> 01:12:05,362 Yes, you do. Drive! 1455 01:12:07,280 --> 01:12:08,281 Allez. 1456 01:12:08,760 --> 01:12:09,841 Go. Please. 1457 01:12:19,840 --> 01:12:21,016 I don't normally like the stuff 1458 01:12:21,040 --> 01:12:23,725 you get in hotel lobbies, but this is quite nice. 1459 01:12:23,960 --> 01:12:25,086 It's fabulous. 1460 01:12:27,760 --> 01:12:28,966 Oh, I could get used to this. 1461 01:12:29,960 --> 01:12:31,724 I am used to it. 1462 01:12:33,040 --> 01:12:34,121 Where's the wife? 1463 01:12:34,320 --> 01:12:36,448 She's using the funicular. She'll be hours. 1464 01:12:38,440 --> 01:12:39,885 I tell you something, Eddy. 1465 01:12:40,120 --> 01:12:42,726 Little Kate Moss, thank you. 1466 01:12:44,400 --> 01:12:46,129 Oh. I mean, darling... 1467 01:12:46,320 --> 01:12:47,970 this could be the first day 1468 01:12:48,120 --> 01:12:49,406 of the start of the whole days 1469 01:12:49,480 --> 01:12:51,323 of the rest of our lives, couldn't it, really? 1470 01:12:52,000 --> 01:12:54,890 Thanks to Lubey. Yeah, thanks to Lubey. 1471 01:12:56,000 --> 01:12:58,446 Are you growing attached to Lubey, darling? 1472 01:12:58,800 --> 01:13:01,007 We are just waiting for her to change her will and die. 1473 01:13:01,200 --> 01:13:02,440 Oh, Eddy. 1474 01:13:02,520 --> 01:13:03,965 I mean, has she changed her will yet? 1475 01:13:04,120 --> 01:13:07,761 All in good time, Eds, all in good time. 1476 01:13:09,120 --> 01:13:11,327 Oh, I say. Hello. 1477 01:13:17,480 --> 01:13:19,482 I'll just go and check that out 1478 01:13:23,040 --> 01:13:25,042 Saffy, listen. I'm not coming home, 1479 01:13:25,120 --> 01:13:26,167 so stop phoning me! 1480 01:13:26,360 --> 01:13:27,930 I've got the rest of my life to live 1481 01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:29,843 and I'm going to live it. 1482 01:13:30,040 --> 01:13:33,362 I'm done with all of you, so forget me. 1483 01:13:33,440 --> 01:13:35,044 Just forget me. 1484 01:13:36,040 --> 01:13:37,451 I'm walking down the road 1485 01:13:37,920 --> 01:13:39,922 Looking at trees 1486 01:13:40,320 --> 01:13:42,482 All the people going by 1487 01:13:42,920 --> 01:13:46,481 They say "How do you look so good today, Eddy?" 1488 01:13:46,920 --> 01:13:49,810 I say "I don't know. I don't know" 1489 01:13:55,520 --> 01:13:57,522 So... 1490 01:13:58,520 --> 01:14:00,522 have you been working here long? 1491 01:14:02,360 --> 01:14:04,840 You look pretty... Oh, the mustache. 1492 01:14:05,840 --> 01:14:07,524 You're pretty gorgeous, too. 1493 01:14:21,240 --> 01:14:23,242 Eddy, Eddy! Eddy! 1494 01:14:23,560 --> 01:14:25,005 Eddy! What, darling? 1495 01:14:25,200 --> 01:14:27,202 The pigs, the fuzz... your face! 1496 01:14:27,560 --> 01:14:29,520 We've got to leave. The pigs, the fuzz, your face! 1497 01:14:30,560 --> 01:14:32,005 The pigs, the pigs! 1498 01:14:32,080 --> 01:14:33,161 Quick! 1499 01:14:33,280 --> 01:14:35,000 Come on, Eddy, we've got to get out of here. 1500 01:14:35,880 --> 01:14:38,167 Cover your face. Just hide, hide. 1501 01:14:49,560 --> 01:14:52,086 Excusez-moi. Hello. 1502 01:14:52,560 --> 01:14:53,846 Excusez-moi, madame? 1503 01:14:53,960 --> 01:14:55,246 I say! 1504 01:14:55,560 --> 01:14:56,846 Excusez-moi, madame? 1505 01:14:56,960 --> 01:14:58,200 Can I help you? 1506 01:15:15,040 --> 01:15:17,611 Quick, quick, quick, darling! Get in! 1507 01:15:24,960 --> 01:15:26,291 Allez, allez! 1508 01:15:26,400 --> 01:15:27,640 Lam allez-ing. 1509 01:15:32,320 --> 01:15:34,209 Go left, go left! 1510 01:15:38,920 --> 01:15:39,921 Keep going, Eddy! 1511 01:15:44,000 --> 01:15:45,001 Go left! 1512 01:15:45,080 --> 01:15:47,481 At the end, go left. 1513 01:15:58,360 --> 01:16:00,124 - Left. - We've been left! 1514 01:16:01,960 --> 01:16:03,564 What's that pedal? Press that pedal. 1515 01:16:04,680 --> 01:16:07,251 That pedal! That pedal there! 1516 01:16:07,320 --> 01:16:08,760 Oh. Oh. 1517 01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:10,650 No, not that pedal. 1518 01:16:11,040 --> 01:16:12,326 Not that pedal. 1519 01:16:13,240 --> 01:16:14,321 Watch out! 1520 01:16:17,120 --> 01:16:18,167 - Oh, God! - Merci. 1521 01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:28,365 That was quite nice. 1522 01:16:29,520 --> 01:16:31,010 We've lost them, Eddy. 1523 01:16:31,160 --> 01:16:33,049 Shall I keep going? Yeah! We're not giving in! 1524 01:16:34,160 --> 01:16:36,083 Watch out! 1525 01:16:36,160 --> 01:16:38,288 Bloody bicyclettes! 1526 01:16:39,520 --> 01:16:41,682 We're not going back. 1527 01:16:45,520 --> 01:16:47,284 Brake, Eddy! 1528 01:16:51,080 --> 01:16:53,162 Oh, God! Whoa! 1529 01:16:59,120 --> 01:17:00,360 She could be anywhere. 1530 01:17:09,560 --> 01:17:11,403 Bubble, you're alive! 1531 01:17:11,720 --> 01:17:14,564 Welcome to my humble abode. 1532 01:17:15,040 --> 01:17:17,327 Lulu? What are you doing here? 1533 01:17:17,560 --> 01:17:19,085 I want to see you pay. 1534 01:17:19,160 --> 01:17:20,207 Mum! 1535 01:17:20,400 --> 01:17:22,129 - Saff. - Oh, shit. 1536 01:17:22,240 --> 01:17:23,526 Get out! 1537 01:17:23,720 --> 01:17:25,051 No, no. 1538 01:17:25,320 --> 01:17:26,401 Don't be ridiculous. 1539 01:17:26,480 --> 01:17:28,323 Nick's come to take you back for the hearing. 1540 01:17:28,520 --> 01:17:29,567 Eddy? 1541 01:17:30,080 --> 01:17:31,730 No, we're not going back, darling. 1542 01:17:32,200 --> 01:17:33,725 Mum, get out of the water! 1543 01:17:37,440 --> 01:17:39,090 Eddy, we're sinking. 1544 01:17:39,240 --> 01:17:41,402 Do get out of the pool, Mrs. Monsoon. 1545 01:17:41,560 --> 01:17:43,164 I would rather die 1546 01:17:43,240 --> 01:17:45,322 than go back to all those hating faces! 1547 01:17:46,320 --> 01:17:48,322 I mean, look at me, darling. 1548 01:17:49,200 --> 01:17:52,761 All I've ever wanted was not to be fat... 1549 01:17:53,200 --> 01:17:54,486 and old. 1550 01:17:54,760 --> 01:17:58,207 You know, darling. To just keep the party going. 1551 01:17:58,480 --> 01:18:00,209 Now here I am. 1552 01:18:01,080 --> 01:18:04,607 Just fat and old and hated... 1553 01:18:05,080 --> 01:18:06,605 and nothing. 1554 01:18:07,160 --> 01:18:08,525 I'm getting in. 1555 01:18:08,600 --> 01:18:12,127 Darling, I know you think I don't know who I am... 1556 01:18:12,280 --> 01:18:14,442 and what I've done. 1557 01:18:15,240 --> 01:18:17,607 But I do, darling, I do. 1558 01:18:19,120 --> 01:18:21,122 I'm disgusting. 1559 01:18:21,680 --> 01:18:24,604 Always wanting everything, always taking more. 1560 01:18:25,480 --> 01:18:27,244 Wearing stupid... 1561 01:18:27,480 --> 01:18:29,767 ridiculous small, small, small, 1562 01:18:29,840 --> 01:18:32,241 stylish, stupid, ridiculous clothing! 1563 01:18:32,520 --> 01:18:34,682 You think it's hard living with me, 1564 01:18:34,760 --> 01:18:36,808 try being at this end, darling. 1565 01:18:38,240 --> 01:18:39,765 And it is all about me, isn't it? 1566 01:18:39,840 --> 01:18:41,126 It has been all about me. 1567 01:18:41,320 --> 01:18:42,810 And me, Eds. 1568 01:18:48,800 --> 01:18:50,290 Darling... 1569 01:18:50,520 --> 01:18:53,490 I've never given you the love that you deserve. 1570 01:18:56,800 --> 01:18:58,529 Before I go... 1571 01:18:58,800 --> 01:19:01,326 l want you to know that I love you. 1572 01:19:04,520 --> 01:19:06,409 I love you, Mum. 1573 01:19:06,600 --> 01:19:08,602 And Lola, sweetheart. 1574 01:19:08,840 --> 01:19:11,161 And Pats. 1575 01:19:13,560 --> 01:19:15,164 It's all right. 1576 01:19:16,400 --> 01:19:18,448 You can let me go, darling. 1577 01:19:20,560 --> 01:19:22,289 Let me go. I'm going to join Kate 1578 01:19:22,400 --> 01:19:25,563 in the watery grave. Let me go. 1579 01:19:26,760 --> 01:19:28,524 Kate's not dead. 1580 01:19:28,640 --> 01:19:29,721 What? What? 1581 01:19:29,800 --> 01:19:31,768 What? She lives! 1582 01:19:36,200 --> 01:19:37,201 Kate! 1583 01:19:37,360 --> 01:19:39,647 Jean Paul. Where's the party? 1584 01:19:39,840 --> 01:19:41,888 The party is wherever you are, Kate! 1585 01:19:42,240 --> 01:19:43,526 I lost everyone. 1586 01:19:43,640 --> 01:19:46,803 Sometimes it's good to have lost some people. 1587 01:19:47,200 --> 01:19:49,362 You stay with me. We make another little party. 1588 01:19:50,920 --> 01:19:54,686 You stupid, bloody, bollocking idiot! 1589 01:19:54,880 --> 01:19:56,882 Why didn't you say that before? 1590 01:19:57,320 --> 01:20:00,483 I just humiliated myself! 1591 01:20:16,560 --> 01:20:17,641 Hi, Kate, darling. 1592 01:20:17,720 --> 01:20:20,291 No, I'm working from Nobu this week. 1593 01:20:20,480 --> 01:20:21,606 The world is at your feet 1594 01:20:21,680 --> 01:20:23,284 and I can make them stay there. 1595 01:20:23,480 --> 01:20:24,606 Game-changing reinvention... 1596 01:20:24,680 --> 01:20:27,251 You are the new face of Louis Vuitton menswear. 1597 01:20:27,400 --> 01:20:28,401 I know! 1598 01:20:28,920 --> 01:20:30,001 No, I've done a big dump. 1599 01:20:30,240 --> 01:20:31,321 I only represent you now. 1600 01:20:31,400 --> 01:20:33,243 Got rid of Emma Bunton and Lulu. 1601 01:20:33,400 --> 01:20:35,767 I'm gonna be a big cheese in the Big Apple. 1602 01:20:36,360 --> 01:20:38,647 I am a big cheese! Thank you, darling! 1603 01:20:43,920 --> 01:20:45,365 We are living the dream, darling. 1604 01:20:45,440 --> 01:20:46,646 We are, darling. 1605 01:20:49,720 --> 01:20:52,644 Here I am, Edina Monsoon, on my way to... 1606 01:20:52,920 --> 01:20:54,524 my book launch. Yeah. 1607 01:20:58,280 --> 01:21:00,400 Oh, darling, I lost my pelvic floor on takeoff. 1608 01:21:01,280 --> 01:21:03,360 Don't worry. We'll pick it up on the way back. 1609 01:21:03,520 --> 01:21:06,410 Fashion icon Kate Moss has been found safe and well... 1610 01:21:07,000 --> 01:21:10,607 five days after falling from a balcony into the river. 1611 01:21:10,800 --> 01:21:12,723 It's been reported she is resting 1612 01:21:12,800 --> 01:21:14,928 at the home of her new P.R., Eddy Mon... 1613 01:21:16,680 --> 01:21:18,569 Why is Kate Moss still here? 1614 01:21:18,800 --> 01:21:20,564 Mum's doing her P.R. now. 1615 01:21:20,760 --> 01:21:22,683 Apparently, she's never been so in demand 1616 01:21:22,760 --> 01:21:24,000 since she went missing. 1617 01:21:24,440 --> 01:21:25,965 So, darling, the plan is 1618 01:21:26,040 --> 01:21:28,441 we throw a huge party in Hyde Park. 1619 01:21:28,680 --> 01:21:30,921 Like a "Welcome Back, Kate" party. 1620 01:21:32,440 --> 01:21:34,920 And darling, we should get Bollinger 1621 01:21:35,000 --> 01:21:37,446 to give us a whole vintage. A whole vintage, darling. 1622 01:21:37,680 --> 01:21:39,682 Eddy, you'll want to wear couture. 1623 01:21:39,960 --> 01:21:42,008 Yeah, yeah. No Stella. 1624 01:21:42,440 --> 01:21:46,684 Am I still sending all the bills to Baroness Lublubliana... 1625 01:21:46,920 --> 01:21:49,321 Rothschild Von Thy... 1626 01:21:49,560 --> 01:21:52,006 Mum, no! You can't do that. 1627 01:21:52,440 --> 01:21:54,010 No, Eddy, no, no, no. 1628 01:21:54,440 --> 01:21:56,727 Think of our life, our dream! 1629 01:21:57,000 --> 01:21:58,764 Don't let this repellent little shrew 1630 01:21:58,840 --> 01:22:00,604 take it away from us. 1631 01:22:00,840 --> 01:22:02,569 Every time our life hits a good patch, 1632 01:22:02,640 --> 01:22:05,325 this miserable piece of flesh ruins it. 1633 01:22:05,720 --> 01:22:07,722 If you don't tell her, I will! 1634 01:22:08,360 --> 01:22:11,489 Oh, you little bitch troll from hell. 1635 01:22:12,720 --> 01:22:14,722 No! 1636 01:22:30,880 --> 01:22:33,087 Lubey, I have something to tell you. 1637 01:22:34,360 --> 01:22:35,771 I'm not a man. 1638 01:22:36,040 --> 01:22:37,485 I know. 1639 01:22:37,880 --> 01:22:40,042 And I'm not a woman. 1640 01:22:50,760 --> 01:22:53,525 Well, you don't mind sleeping with him/her? 1641 01:22:54,480 --> 01:22:57,086 Does it mean you don't need the strap-on? I don't know. 1642 01:23:00,920 --> 01:23:03,526 Wheel's on fire 1643 01:23:03,880 --> 01:23:08,966 Rolling down the road 1644 01:23:09,760 --> 01:23:14,049 Best notify my next of kin 1645 01:23:14,520 --> 01:23:19,560 This wheel shall explode! 1646 01:23:20,400 --> 01:23:23,927 If your memory serves you well 1647 01:23:24,760 --> 01:23:27,764 I was going to confiscate my lace 1648 01:23:28,160 --> 01:23:32,927 And wrap it up in a sailor's knot 1649 01:23:33,040 --> 01:23:35,930 And hide it in your case 1650 01:23:36,760 --> 01:23:41,004 If I knew for sure that it was yours 1651 01:23:41,120 --> 01:23:44,567 But it was oh, so hard to tell 1652 01:23:45,440 --> 01:23:49,206 But you knew that we would meet again 1653 01:23:49,440 --> 01:23:52,125 If your memory served you well 1654 01:23:54,640 --> 01:23:57,166 wheel's on fire 1655 01:23:57,840 --> 01:24:03,483 Rolling down the road 1656 01:24:03,720 --> 01:24:07,725 Best notify my next of kin 1657 01:24:08,160 --> 01:24:13,485 This wheel shall explode! 1658 01:24:13,800 --> 01:24:17,885 If your memory serves you well 1659 01:24:18,640 --> 01:24:21,644 You'll remember you're the one 1660 01:24:21,800 --> 01:24:26,488 That called on me to call on them 1661 01:24:26,880 --> 01:24:29,645 To get you your favors done 1662 01:24:30,960 --> 01:24:33,804 And after every plan had failed 1663 01:24:34,840 --> 01:24:38,003 And there was nothing more to tell 1664 01:24:39,120 --> 01:24:42,920 You knew that we would meet again 1665 01:24:43,000 --> 01:24:46,163 If your memory served you well 1666 01:24:48,760 --> 01:24:51,081 wheel's on fire 1667 01:24:51,680 --> 01:24:57,244 Rolling down the road 1668 01:24:57,600 --> 01:25:01,730 Best notify my next of kin 1669 01:25:02,080 --> 01:25:07,883 This wheel shall explode! 1670 01:26:23,680 --> 01:26:26,331 You talk like Marlene Dietrich 1671 01:26:27,200 --> 01:26:30,602 And you dance like Zizi Jeanmaire 1672 01:26:31,280 --> 01:26:34,762 Your clothes are all made by Balmain 1673 01:26:35,280 --> 01:26:38,568 And there's diamonds and pearls in your hair 1674 01:26:38,640 --> 01:26:39,641 Yes, there are 1675 01:26:41,600 --> 01:26:44,888 You live in a fancy apartment 1676 01:26:45,720 --> 01:26:48,849 Off the Boulevard Saint-Michel 1677 01:26:49,800 --> 01:26:53,771 Where you keep your Rolling Stones records 1678 01:26:53,840 --> 01:26:56,730 And your friend of Sacha Distel 1679 01:26:56,800 --> 01:26:57,801 Yes, you do 1680 01:26:59,960 --> 01:27:03,328 Oh, but where do you go to, my lovely 1681 01:27:04,640 --> 01:27:07,291 When you're alone in your bed? 1682 01:27:08,720 --> 01:27:11,963 Tell me the thoughts that surround you 1683 01:27:12,800 --> 01:27:15,371 I want to look inside your head 1684 01:27:15,640 --> 01:27:16,641 Yes, I do 1685 01:27:18,640 --> 01:27:22,008 I've seen all your qualifications 1686 01:27:22,680 --> 01:27:26,082 You got from the Sorbonne 1687 01:27:26,800 --> 01:27:29,849 And the painting you stole from Picasso 1688 01:27:31,000 --> 01:27:34,004 Your loveliness goes on and on 1689 01:27:34,080 --> 01:27:35,161 Yes, it does 1690 01:27:37,080 --> 01:27:40,289 Oh, when you go on your summer vacation 1691 01:27:41,160 --> 01:27:44,130 You go to Juan-les-Pins 1692 01:27:45,160 --> 01:27:48,801 With your carefully designed topless swimsuit 1693 01:27:49,360 --> 01:27:52,409 You get an even suntan 1694 01:27:52,680 --> 01:27:54,842 On your back and on your legs 1695 01:27:55,440 --> 01:27:58,887 And when the snow falls you're found in St. Moritz 1696 01:27:59,680 --> 01:28:02,763 With the others of the jet-set 1697 01:28:03,360 --> 01:28:07,081 And you sip your Napoleon brandy 1698 01:28:07,920 --> 01:28:10,685 But you never get your lips wet 1699 01:28:10,760 --> 01:28:12,000 No, you don't 1700 01:28:13,920 --> 01:28:17,811 But where do you go to my lovely 1701 01:28:18,280 --> 01:28:21,443 When you're alone in your bed? 1702 01:28:22,200 --> 01:28:25,329 Won't you tell me the thoughts that surround you? 1703 01:28:26,360 --> 01:28:29,284 I want to look inside your head 1704 01:28:29,360 --> 01:28:30,361 Yes, I do 1705 01:28:32,240 --> 01:28:35,483 Your name it is heard in high places 1706 01:28:36,480 --> 01:28:39,802 You know the Aga Khan 1707 01:28:40,440 --> 01:28:43,808 He sent you a racehorse for Christmas 1708 01:28:44,880 --> 01:28:49,920 And you keep it just for fun for a laugh, ha-ha-ha 1709 01:28:50,880 --> 01:28:54,009 They say that when you get married 1710 01:28:55,000 --> 01:28:58,163 It'll be to a millionaire 1711 01:28:59,080 --> 01:29:02,243 But they don't realize where you came from 1712 01:29:03,080 --> 01:29:06,129 And I wonder if they really care 1713 01:29:06,200 --> 01:29:07,531 Or give a damn 1714 01:29:09,440 --> 01:29:13,047 Where do you go to, my lovely 1715 01:29:13,800 --> 01:29:16,770 When you're alone in your bed? 1716 01:29:17,920 --> 01:29:21,242 Tell me the thoughts that surround you 1717 01:29:21,960 --> 01:29:24,884 I want to look inside your head 1718 01:29:24,960 --> 01:29:26,200 Yes, I do 1719 01:29:27,280 --> 01:29:31,444 I remember the back streets of Naples 1720 01:29:32,120 --> 01:29:35,522 Two children begging in rags 1721 01:29:36,160 --> 01:29:39,801 Both touched with a burning ambition 1722 01:29:40,800 --> 01:29:43,485 To shake off their lowly-borne tags 1723 01:29:43,560 --> 01:29:45,210 They try 1724 01:29:46,080 --> 01:29:49,926 So look into my face Marie-Claire 1725 01:29:50,960 --> 01:29:53,964 And remember just who you are 1726 01:29:54,960 --> 01:29:58,521 Then go and forget me forever 1727 01:29:59,160 --> 01:30:03,165 But I know you still bear the scar, deep inside 1728 01:30:03,280 --> 01:30:04,486 Yes, you do 1729 01:30:05,200 --> 01:30:09,000 I know where you go to my lovely 1730 01:30:10,000 --> 01:30:12,970 When you're alone in your bed 1731 01:30:14,040 --> 01:30:17,169 I know the thoughts that surround you 1732 01:30:17,960 --> 01:30:24,491 'Cause I can look inside your head 1733 01:30:46,240 --> 01:30:49,369 People should go back to watching videos of kittens. 1734 01:30:49,440 --> 01:30:51,124 Now bugger off.