1 00: 00: 09.549 --> 00: 00: 13.232 Filmmakers The ABCs of Death 2 invited the director of various parts of the world 2 00: 00: 13.914 --> 00: 00: 17.082 to submit a 3-minute short film about death which starts with the letter "M". 3 : 00: 17,280 --> 00: 00: 21,021 More than 500 filmmakers participated. 4 : 00: 21: 472 --> 00:00: 25,487 The following films consist of 26 of the most extraordinary works included in the contest. 5 : 00: 26,185 --> 00: 00: 31,145 The directors have completed their creative work according to their respective segments. 6 : 00: 31,879 --> 00: 00: 35,226 of their films were chosen by the way voting and judging. 7 00: 00: 57,125 --> 00: 01: 01,063 M for MAGNETIC TAPE (Magnetic Tape) 8 00: 01: 09,216 --> 00: 01: 18,872 Engraved in legend, when the Video Store was threatened. The chosen protector will rise. 9 : 01: 21,094 --> 00: 1: 23,229 Don't, the film can't be replaced. 10 00: 01: 23,263 --> 00: 01: 24,664 Shut up. 11 00: 01: 24,697 --> 00: 01: 26,066 Where is the magic cassette? 12 00: 01: 26,967 --> 00: 1: 28,769 I will never give the tape to you. 13 00: 01: 29,836 --> 00:01: You still haven't paid your fine. 14 00: 01: 31,371 --> 00: 01: 32,973 Fuck your dend! 15 00: 01: 37.310 --> 00: 01: 39.012 Not familiar are you? 16 : 00-01: 40,046 --> 00: 1: 42,715 You can't have that power. 17 00: 01: 42,749 --> 00: 01:45,385 The power belongs to someone who is able to control the world. 18 00: 01: 46,052 --> 00: 01: 47,487 Someone is worthy. 19 00: 01: 48,088 --> 00: 1: 49,856 Like me. 20 : 00: 49: 49 --> 00: 1: 53,126 Fuck you and your mustache. 21 : 00: 01: 54,027 --> 00: 1: 55,228 Obrak - ruined this place! 22 00: 02: 22,455 --> 00: 02: 23,523 Kill him! 23 00: 02: 25,758 --> 00: 02: 26,827 Aha! 24 00: 02: 27,660 --> 00: 02: 30,663 I will terminate your membership. 25 00: 02: 32,132 --> 00: 02: 33,867 Shoot him! 26 00: 02: 38,204 --> 00: 02: 40,073 Kill yourself. 27 00: 02: 40,106 --> 00: 02: 44,510 Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself 28 00: 02: 44,544 --> 00: 02: 46,046 Kill yourself. 29 00: 02: 48,081 --> 00: 02: 49,149 Aha! 30 00: 03: 02,228 --> 00: 03: 03,263 Come here for you! 31 00: 03: 10,736 --> 00: 03: 12,105 Forward. 32 00: 03: 15,341 --> 00: 03: 16,542 Amatiran. 33 00: 03: 31,057 --> 00: 03: 34,194 You have served your master well. 34 00: 03: 34,227 --> 00: 03: 37,363 This video store will rise again. 35 00: 03: 37,397 --> 00: 03: 38,398 Tonight, 36 00: 03: 38,999 --> 00: 03: 40,901 I will treat you to beer. 37 00: 03: 47,214 --> 00: 03: 50,895 M for MAGNETIC TAPE (Magnetic Tape) 38 00: 03: 52,652 --> 00: 03: 54,027 < font color = "# ff0000"> M for MAIEUSIOPHOBIA 39 00:04:12, All the people I visited today ... 00: 04: 22,642 --> 00: 04: 23,643 Huh? 41 00: 06: 55,987 --> 00: 06: 58,754 M for MAIEUSIOPHOBIA. Fear of Giving Birth 42 00: 06: 59,185 --> 00: 07: 03,684 M for MAILBOX (Mailbox) 43 00: 07: 33,654 --> 00 : 07: 35,114 Halo 44 00: 07: 35,116 --> 00: 07: 36,853 Happy Halloween Day 45 00: 07: 37,324 --> 00: 07: 40,851 Beautiful costumes 46 00: 07: 46-124 --> 00 : 07: 50,017 A moment, You so what? Vampires? 48 00: 09: 43,756 --> I thought I killed all of you 49 00: 09: 48,785 --> 00: 09: 51,342 Others will come. 50 00: 09: 53,482 --> 00: 09: 55,651 Let them come. 51 00: 10: 14.884 --> 00: 10: 18.875 M for MAILBOX (Mailbox) 52 00: 10: 19.254 --> 00: 10: 23.795 M for MAKE BELIEVE (Believe) 53 00: 10: 37,783 --> 00: 10: 39,819 That's the king of fairies! 54 00: 10: 42,154 --> 00: 10: 43,656 He needs help. 55 00: 10: 55,601 --> 00:10:57, the medicine is working. 64 56 00: 11: 03,609 --> Do you think the stomach hurts? 57 00: 11: 20,826 --> 00: 11: 22,862 Take water from the ditch. 58 00: 11: 24,430 --> 00: 11: 26,332 Maybe he needs fairy dust. 59 00: 11: 49,221 --> 00: 11: 51,757 We have to go. Later we come again. 60 00: 11: 51,791 --> 00: 11: 53,693 I hope you feel better. 61 00: 12: 00,700 --> 00: 12: 02,201 He doesn't bleed anymore. 62 00: 12: 02,234 --> 00: 12: 04,537 And his fellow friends come to help him. 63 00: 12: 05,571 --> 00:12: 07,940 We bring you fairy dust again. 00: 12: 18,651 --> 00: 12: 20,920 He slept. Let's go. 65 00: 12: 29,462 --> 00: 12: 31,564 Damn, man! He smells so bad. 66 00: 12: 31,597 --> 00: 12: 33,265 If only you buried him from the beginning, 67 00: 12: 33,298 --> 00: 12: 36,035 Not like this, right? 68 00: 12: 36,068 --> 00: 12: 37,537 If you want to wait until it doesn't smell anymore, 69 00: 12: 37,570 --> 00: 12: 38,804 will not be possible. 70 00: 12: 38,838 --> 00: 12: 42,141 So whenever you are ready, please. 71 00: 12: 42,174 --> 00: 12: 44,677 We will not touch the green color. 72 00: 12: 44,710 --> 00: 12: 46,412 I told you 73 00: 12: 46,446 --> 00: 12: 48,347 We never touch it. 74 00: 12: 50,382 --> 00: 12: 52,084 Why is he wearing a ballet shirt? 75 00: 12: 54,053 --> 00: 12: 55,154 He is gone. 76 00: 12: 55,187 --> 00: 12: 56,922 He has recovered and flew. 77 00: 13: 06,987 --> 00: 13: 12,023 M for MAKE BELIEVE (Believe) 78 00: 13: 13,282 --> 00: 13: 17,015 M for MALNUTRITION (Nutrient deficiency) 79 00: 16: 13,282 --> 00: 16: 17,921 M for MANURE (Fertilizer) What are you doing? 81 00: 16: 40,880 --> 00: 16: 43,048 If I tell you, you do it! 82 00: 16: 47,586 --> 00: 16: 49,054 What is that? 83 00: 16: 49,521 --> 00: 16: 50,555 Don't. 84 00: 16: 54,694 --> 00: 16: 56,328 You're exactly like Mama. 85 00: 16: 57,162 --> 00: 16: 58,463 Shrimp brain! 86 00: 18: 22,815 --> 00: 18: 24,483 Help me. please! 87 00: 18: 26,451 --> 00: 18: 28,18 Fast, fast. 88 00: 18: 28,220 --> 00: 18: 28,896 No! 89 00: 18: 28,897 --> 00: 18: 30,923 Do you think what you are doing, son? 90 00: 18: 30,956 --> 00: 18: 32,758 Leave here, now. 91 00: 18: 34,359 --> 00: 18: 35,394 No. 92 00: 18: 37,029 --> 00: 18: 39,198 I should have done this from a long time ago. 93 00: 18: 47,206 --> 00: 18: 49,408 Shrimp brains! 94 00: 19: 19,978 --> 00: 19: 24,725 M for MARAUDER (Destroyer) 95 00: 21: 37,409 --> 00: 21: 39,844 Whoo! Whoo-hoo! 96 00: 22: 34,925 --> 00: 22: 36,525 M for MARAUDER (Destroyer) 97 00: 22: 36,785 --> 00: 22: 37,875 Proudly recorded on Kodak Super films 8mmM 00: 22: 38,075 --> 00: 22: 42,653 M for MARIACHI 99 00: 22: 57,322 --> 00: 22: 59,924 Are you sure about this, Jay? 100 00: 22: 59,958 --> 00:23: 01,493 I think I'm just standing behind. 101 00: 23: 03,462 --> 00: 23: 05,130 Oh come on, my cousin. 102 00: 23: 05,164 --> 00: 23: 07,232 Just a sissy standing behind. 103 00: 23: 07,266 --> 00: 23: 08,400 You need experience 104 00: 23: 08,433 --> 00: 23: 10,135 Angry Cock Strangler up close. 00: 23: 11,370 --> 00:23: 14,206 You will like it, friend. 106 00: 23: 14,239 --> 00: 23: 15,340 This is death metal. 107 00: 23: 15,374 --> 00: 23: 18,009 DEATH metal. 108 00: 23: 22,714 --> 00:23: 24,949 Greetings, people of the world. 109 00: 23: 25,450 --> 00: 23: 28,320 I am Lord Cock, 110 00: 23: 28,353 --> 00:23: 32,724 and this is my helper to pamper you and enliven the atmosphere. 111 00: 23: 32,757 --> 00:23: 36,395 Together, we are Cock Strangler. 112 00: 23: 37,062 --> 00: 23: 38,763 The first to be called 113 00: 23: 38,797 --> 00: 23: 42,534 explore time as an Embryonic Fecal Matter. 114 00: 23: 42,567 --> 00: 23: 44,303 Jay, I think I want to get out ... 115 00: 26: 06,611 --> 00: 26: 07,612 00: 25: 42,982 --> 00: 25: 47,658 M for MARRIAGE (Marriage) 116 00: 25: 52,931 --> 00: 25: 54,799 Louise. 117 00: 25: 54,833 --> 00: 25: 57,402 Try to imagine your husband's face. 118 00: 25: 58,036 --> 00: 25: 59,338 I see it. 119 00: 26: 00,972 --> 00: 26: 03,041 Now when I say your name again ... 120 00: 26: 04,576 --> 00: 26: 06,177 I want you to see me. 121 as Stevenmu. 122 00: 26: 09,381 --> 00: 26: 10,849 Don't fight. 123 00: 26: 12,417 --> 00: 26: 13,552 Never again. 124 00: 26: 14,986 --> 00: 26: 17,15 Sorry I hurt you, Louise. 125 00: 26: 17,188 --> 00:26: 19,858 Do you understand how stupid it sounds? 126 00: 26: 24,062 --> 00: 26: 25,597 Calm down. 127 00: 26: 25,630 --> 00: 26: 27,599 There are no 128 00: 26: 28,767 --> 00: 26: 30,235 which can hurt you physically. 129 00: 26: 30,269 --> 00: 26: 32,136 Doctor, what happened to us? 130 00: 26: 35,474 --> 00: 26: 37,075 We are connected, Louise. 131 00: 26: 38,510 --> 00: 26: 40,679 Specifically, you and I 132 00: 26: 40,712 --> 00: 26: 43,014 more connected than usual at this time. 133 00: 26: 43,047 --> 00: 26: 44,716 I don't want to hurt you. 134 00: 26: 45,884 --> 00: 26: 47,986 Then stop hurting yourself, Louise. 135 00: 26: 54,659 --> 00: 26: 56,561 I love you, Louise. 136 00: 26: 56,595 --> 00: 26: 58,863 I want to fix this. 137 00: 26: 58,897 --> 00: 27: 0032 You want to fix this ... 138 00: 27: 03,468 --> 00: 27: 05,837 You sleep with your assistant. 00: 27: 10,275 --> 00: 27: 14,546 Even after I found out, 139 00: 27: 05,870 --> 00: 27: 07,806 Only God knows how many times. 140 you invited him to our house. 141 00: 27: 14,579 --> 00:27: 17,816 - As if nothing happened! - yes. 142 00: 27: 17,849 --> 00: 27: 19,318 Let him know. 143 00: 27: 22,854 --> 00: 27: 24,222 Communicate. 144 00: 27: 25,924 --> 00: 27: 27,292 Let it go! 145 00: 27: 27,892 --> 00:27: 29,761 I give you everything. 146 00: 27: 30,495 --> 00: 27: 32,564 So what are you doing? 147 00: 27: 32,597 --> 00: 27: 34,833 You steal me. You us. 148 00: 27: 43,207 --> 00: 27: 45,344 And every time I imagine your face, 149 00: 27: 46,378 --> 00: 27: 48,513 I want to spit on you. 150 00: 27: 50,882 --> 00: 27: 55,253 I will make sure you know it every day, until you die, 151 00: 27: 55,286 --> 00: 27: 56,755 how much of a bastard you are. 152 00: 28: 03,495 --> 00: 28: 05,697 Now open your eyes, 153 00: 28: 05,730 --> 00: 28: 08,032 and look at the physical embodiment 154 : 28: 09,000 --> 00: 28: 10,535 from your hatred. 155 00: 28: 14,539 --> 00: 28: 18,543 Hate shows itself in millions of ways. 156 00: 28: 21,346 --> 00: 28: 24,182 And now that feeling will soon be within you, 157 00: 28: 26,451 --> 00: 28: 28,219 You can do anything. 158 00: 28: 30,522 --> 00: 28: 32,323 - Dr. Christian. - Exit! 159 00: 28: 47,437 --> 00:28: 49,151 You're too early, Steven. 160 00: 28: 53,652 --> 00: 28: 56,490 M for MARRIAGE (Marriage) 161 00: 28: 57,087 --> 00: 29: 01,517 M for MARTYR (Martyr) 162 00: 29: 14,311 --> 00: 29: 16,958 {\ an7} Monday 163 00: 29: 34,118 --> 00:29:35, 164 00: 29: 45,697 --> 00: 29: 48,433 Currently, our last day, 165 00: 29: 51,669 --> 00: 29: 55,528 {\ an7} Tuesday 166 00: 29: 48,467 --> 00 : 29: 51,035 we all gather to remember our brothers. 167 00: 29: 51,069 --> 00: 29: 53,538 our sins, our anger, 168 00: 29: 53,572 --> 00: 29: 55,006 our deepest desires, 169 00: 29: 56,407 - > 00: 29: 57,576 all go with him. 170 00: 30: 06,384 --> 00:30: 07,385 Hi. 171 00: 30: 09,788 --> 00:30: 12,791 Without sacrifice ... 172 00: 30: 13,725 --> 00: 30: 15,326 in purity 173 00: 30: 15,359 --> 00:30: 16,795 and the truth. 174 00: 30: 16,828 --> 00: 30: 18,162 Thank you. 175 00: 30: 27,872 --> 00: 30: 29,207 Seriously, bro? 176 00: 30: 29,841 --> 00: 30: 31,175 Thank you. 177 00: 30: 32,376 --> 00:30: 34,278 Because of his journey into darkness, 178 00: 30: 34,312 --> 00: 30: 36,314 we can continue to live forever 179 00: 30: 37,448 --> 00: 30: 38,483 in the light. 180 00: 30: 40,885 --> 00:30: 42,821 I'm really sorry about this. 181 I'm here all day. 00: 30: 42,854 --> 00:30: 44,956 No, it's okay. 182 00: 30: 46,102 --> 00:30: 47,992 - Alright! - good. 183 00: 30: 48,990 --> 00: 30: 50,626 {\ an7} Friday 184 00: 30: 49,594 --> 00: 30: 51,830 Thank you. Sapidity. 185 00: 30: 56,937 --> 00: 30: 58,781 {\ an7} Saturday 186 00: 31: 24,729 --> 00: 31: 26,064 Thank you. 187 00: 31: 27,431 --> 00: 31: 29,000 You're welcome . 188 00: 31: 29,033 --> 00: 31: 31,169 Because of his journey into darkness, 189 00: 31: 40,285 --> 00: 31: 41,952 {\ an7} Sunday 190 00: 31: 32,604 --> 00: 31: 34,472 so that we can continue to live forever 191 00: 31: 35,239 --> 00: 31: 36,240 in the light. 192 00: 31: 41,980 --> 00: 31: 45,584 so that we can live forever in the light. 193 00: 31: 45,617 --> 00: 31: 48,352 so that we can live forever in the light. 194 00: 31: 49,353 --> 00: 31: 53,391 so that we can live forever in the light. 195 00: 31: 53,424 --> 00: 31: 56,928 so that we can live forever in the light. 196 00: 31: 57,829 --> 00: 31: 58,830 Amen. 197 00: 32: 00,531 --> 00: 32: 01,633 Amen. 198 00: 32: 04,210 --> 00: 32: 06,975 M for MARTYR (Martyrs) 199 00: 32: 09,219 --> 00: 32: 13,875 M for MATADOR 200 00: 32: 20,325 --> 00: 32: 22,201 Reported from Madrid. 201 00: 32: 22,225 --> 00: 32: 26,854 Found two bodies killed by mutilation. 202 00: 32: 27,125 --> 00:32: 32,224 The authorities asked everyone, including myself, to be alert. 203 00: 33: 52,314 --> 00: 33: 54,164 Come on, whore, wake up. 204 00: 33: 59,425 --> 00: 34: 00,764 Wake up. 205 00:35:10, M for MATADOR < 00: 35: 16,054 --> 00: 35: 20,675 M for MEAT (Meat) 207 00: 35: 35,346 --> 00: 35: 37,381 Your food is available , Sir. 208 00: 37: 09,340 --> 00: 37: 11,742 I hope you enjoy the meal, sir. 209 00: 37: 12,643 --> 00: 37: 14,412 Thank you, sir. 210 00: 37: 14,445 --> 00: 37: 16,214 Your car is waiting. 211 00: 37: 22,648 --> 00: 37: 27,485 Meat 212 00: 37: 28,001 --> 00: 37: 32,485 M for MERMAID (Mermaid) 00: 37: 46,010 --> 00: 37: 48,146 You make fear of the fish 214 00: 37: 48,179 --> 00: 37: 49,880 Yes, that's right. When I was little ... 215 00: 37: 49,914 --> 00: 37: 52,616 - That's it again. - ... my father used to throw me as bait. 216 00: 37: 52,650 --> 00: 37: 54,485 - Nonsense. - This is true, man. 217 00: 37: 55,686 --> 00: 37: 56,955 It doesn't matter. 218 00: 37: 56,988 --> 00: 37: 59,257 I mean, I want it to be fishing, 219 00: 37: 59,290 --> 00: 38: 00,724 choosing women at the bar. 220 00: 38: 00,758 --> 00: 38: 02,393 No problem, I always bring home a big prize. 221 228 00: 38: 02,426 --> 00: 38: 04,562 Yes, big prize. 222 00: 38: 05,363 --> 00: 38: 07,231 Hey, the fat guy is included, right? 223 00: 38: 11,302 --> 00: 38: 13,204 Catches. lucky day, man. 224 00: 38: 15,339 --> 00: 38: 17,175 I want to take bread. 225 00: 38: 17,208 --> 00: 38: 18,977 Hey, Garrett, something on your hook. 226 00: 38: 19,010 --> 00: 38: 20,644 You have something on your hook. 227 00: 38: 20,678 --> 00: 38: 22,380 - Pull it. Pull. - No, I hold it. I hold it. 00: 38: 22,413 --> 00: 38: 24,848 Oh, shit. Garrett, I hold you. 229 00: 38: 26,750 --> 00: 38: 28,786 Up. Come on, Garrett. 230 00: 38: 29,687 --> 00: 38: 31,089 Come on, buddy. 231 00: 38: 31,122 --> 00: 38: 32,823 Hold your rod. Hold your fishing rod. 232 00: 38: 32,856 --> 00: 38: 35,059 I don't know what that is but it's huge, man. 233 00: 38: 35,093 --> 00: 38: 36,794 Crazy! 234 00: 38: 36,827 --> 00: 38: 39,530 - Sob, hold the tail. - Put it down. Help me. 235 00: 38: 39,563 --> 00: 38: 40,999 Withdraw. 236 00: 38: 41,032 --> 00: 38: 42,633 Lift. Come on Already. 237 00: 38: 45,369 --> 00: 38: 46,504 238 00: 38: 46,537 --> 00: 38: 48,172 It's okay, stop it! Crazy! 239 00: 38: 48,206 --> 00: 38: 49,340 It's just fish, man. 240 00: 38: 49,373 --> 00: 38: 50,541 This is a mermaid. 241 00: 38: 50,574 --> 00: 38: 52,676 No, listen to me. Have you gone crazy? Look at him. 242 00: 38: 52,710 --> 00: 38: 55,213 - These are people. - I caught it, it's my fish. 243 00: 38: 55,246 --> 00: 38: 56,981 I will kill him, friend. Today's catch, friend. 244 00: 38: 57,015 --> 00: 38: 58,916 Bullshit, stop it! Not! 245 00: 38: 58,949 --> 00: 39: 00,284 Get away! 00: 40: 00,010 --> 00: 40: 02,513 246 00: 39: 00,318 --> 00: 39: 02,553 Hey, I won't let him touch you. 247 00: 39: 02,586 --> 00: 39: 04,022 What, you fell in love with that animal? 248 00: 39: 04,055 --> 00: 39: 06,057 No, I just won't let you kill him. 249 00: 39: 06,090 --> 00: 39: 07,658 Step back, Garrett. 250 00: 39: 11,095 --> 00: 39: 12,396 It's okay. 251 00: 39: 12,430 --> 00: 39: 14,032 I won't let him touch you. 252 I have to say, man. You told me to leave. 253 00: 40: 06,250 --> 00:40: 08,186 I thought you fell in love with this or something. 254 00: 40: 10,088 --> 00:40: 12,156 I can only say, you can't always win. 255 00: 40: 13,357 --> 00:40: 16,227 That's called cheating, but never mind. 256 00: 40: 17,395 --> 00: 40: 19,597 - For today's catch. - Today's catch. 257 00: 40: 33,397 --> 00: 40: 37,339 M for MERMAID (Mermaid) 258 00: 40: 37,981 --> 00: 40: 42,625 M for MERRY CHRISTMAS (Merry Christmas) 259 00:40:55, God, shut up, you jerk. 260 00: 41: 04,742 --> 00:41:07, 345 Somehow lately it's been unlucky. 261 00: 41: 08,212 --> 00: 41: 10,448 Have you ever felt 262 00: 41: 10,481 --> 00: 41: 13,784 what you did was just in vain. 263 00: 41: 15,919 --> 00: 41: 17,155 I am serious. 264 00: 41: 17,988 --> 00: 41: 19,923 Every day, every year, 265 00: 41: 19,957 --> 00: 41: 21,525 Everything comes together. 266 00: 41: 21,559 --> 00: 41: 22,926 What did I achieve? 267 00: 41: 22,960 --> 00: 41: 25,463 What is my contribution to the lives of others? 268 00: 41: 25,496 --> 00: 41: 27,698 You know, what you do is important. 269 00: 41: 27,731 --> 00: 41: 30,668 Yes? Children need to be given fear. 270 00: 41: 30,701 --> 00: 41: 32,470 You help Santa, maybe. 271 00: 41: 32,503 --> 00: 41: 34,272 Everything is extraordinary for him. 272 00: 41: 34,305 --> 00: 41: 36,039 All like Santa, 273 00: 41: 36,073 --> 00: 41: 38,041 But how will I be remembered? 274 00: 41: 38,075 --> 00: 41: 41,245 A sad goat that ruins people's lives. 275 00: 41: 41,279 --> 00: 41: 42,946 Where is the award for me? 276 00: 41: 42,980 --> 00: 41: 45,549 Because this doesn't make me feel happy anymore. 277 00: 41: 49,019 --> 00: 41: 51,822 I do not want to be remembered as the Krampus on Christmas day 278 00: 41: 51,855 --> 00: 41: 55,058 while the people flatter the fat man, the proud people. 279 00: 41: 55,092 --> 00: 41: 57,461 Yes, fuck you and your beard. 280 00: 42: 00,198 --> 00: 42: 02,065 You haven't felt that in yourself, have you? 281 00: 42: 04,902 --> 00: 42: 06,937 Do you remember the punishment you gave me? 282 00: 42: 06,970 --> 00: 42: 08,839 Remember right? 283 00: 42: 09,240 --> 00: 42: 10,241 Yes. 284 285 00: 42: 11,575 --> 00: 42: 13,577 When was the last time you felt like that? 00: 42: 13,611 --> 00: 42: 14,845 Do you know? 286 00: 42: 14,878 --> 00: 42: 16,214 I could be a good person. 287 00: 42: 16,247 --> 00: 42: 18,115 I want support. 288 00: 42: 18,148 --> 00: 42: 19,750 You know, it's not too late. 289 : 42: 20,784 --> 00:42: 22,486 Awaken the spirit of Christmas in 290 00: 42: 22,520 --> 00: 42: 24,222 your cold heart. 291 00: 42: 24,255 --> 00: 42: 25,323 From now on, if you want. 292 00: 42: 25,356 --> 00: 42: 26,890 You just have to let go of this. 293 00: 42: 28,058 --> 00: 42: 30,328 - Really? - Yes, of course. 294 00: 42: 31,829 --> 00: 42: 33,931 - Only you and me? - yes. 295 00: 42: 33,964 --> 00: 42: 35,032 Close friends. 296 00: 42: 35,065 --> 00: 42: 37,301 Spread the joy of Christmas and make people happy. 297 00: 42: 37,335 --> 00: 42: 39,803 That's how I want to be remembered ... 298 00: 42: 43,574 --> 00: 42: 44,608 Are we alone? 299 00: 42: 44,642 --> 00: 42: 46,544 Yes, you and me, friend. 300 00: 42: 46,577 --> 00: 42: 48,546 - Take over the world. - yes. 301 00: 42: 48,579 --> 00: 42: 49,747 Like in the Cop and a Half movie! 302 00: 42: 49,780 --> 00: 42: 50,814 A little strange. 303 00: 42: 50,848 --> 00: 42: 52,216 "I am eight years old with a badge!" 304 00: 42: 53,584 --> 00: 42: 55,085 Except with you, 305 00: 42: 55,118 --> 00: 42: 56,587 and I could be Burt Reynolds. 306 00: 42: 58,989 --> 00: 43: 01,325 Yes, just let go of this. 307 00: 43: 03,160 --> 00: 43: 05,396 We are friends, right? 308 00: 43: 05,429 --> 00: 43: 06:30 Yes, of course. 309 00: 43: 06,964 --> 00: 43: 08,666 You are like a brother to me. 310 00: 43: 08,699 --> 00: 43: 10,100 Only you know me. 311 00: 43: 14,672 --> 00: 43: 16,774 They will sing songs about this. 312 00: 43: 16,807 --> 00: 43: 18,409 About us. 313 00: 43: 18,442 --> 00: 43: 21,412 I will be chocolate candy on the calendar. 314 00: 43: 22,846 --> 00 43: 24,748 Fuck you, Krampus, you jerk. 315 00: 43: 28,452 --> 00: 43: 31,154 What are you doing? What about the Cop and a Half? 316 00: 43: 38,562 --> 00: 43: 39,930 Oh, shit. 317 00: 43: 44,468 --> 00: 43: 46,537 Ever watched Cop and a Half? 318 00: 43: 49,315 --> 00: 43: 53,874 M for MESS (Dirty) 319 00: 44: 08,254 --> 00: 44: 09,152 I will orgasm 320 00: 44: 11,782 --> 00:44: 13,368 I have to go to the bathroom 321 00: 44: 13,493 --> 00: 44: 14,948 Silent 322 00: 44: 15,232 --> 00: 44: 16,387 Oh. ... Silent 323 00: 44: 23,185 --> 00: 44: 24,018 What the hell is this 324 00: 44: 25,647 --> 00: 44: 27,864 {13} 13 Years Later 325 00: 44: 26,752 - > 00: 44: 29,751 My life is afflicted with this problem 326 00: 44: 30,345 --> 00: 44: 32,217 I was born with this pain 327 00: 44: 32,556 --> 00: 44: 34,480 I defecated through the navel 328 00: 44: 34,756 --> 00: 44: 36,017 That's my problem 329 00: 44: 36,225 --> 00 : 44: 37,152 Now 330 00: 44: 37,210 --> 00:44: 39,487 all I need is someone who understands my situation 331 00: 44: 39,745 --> 00:44: 42,997 someone who accepts me for who I am. 332 00: 44: 47,895 --> 00: 44: 49,066 Relax. 333 00: 44: 49,285 --> 00: 44: 50,589 Relax. 334 00: 44: 51,196 --> 00: 44: 53,862 I know this looks like a horror film. 335 00: 44: 55,556 --> 00: 44: 56,094 crime scenes. 336 00: 44: 56,354 --> 00: 44: 58,267 Just in case 337 00: 45: 00,454 --> 00: 45: 02,968 So there's nothing to worry about 338 00: 45: 03,550 --> 00: 45: 06,546 Here ... Nothing dirty 339 : 45: 09,378 --> 00:45: 11,237 Today your poop ... 340 00: 45: 11,978 --> 00: 45: 14,737 will make someone is very happy ... 341 00: 45: 15,535 --> 00: 45: 16,874 Very happy ... 342 00: 45: 18,276 --> 00:45: 20,782 I'm always curious ... 343 00:45: 21,556 --> 00:45: 24,267 very curious ... 344 00: 45: 25,068 --> 00:45: 27,257 Does it hurt when you take out dirt? 345 00: 45: 29,565 --> 00: 45: 31,224 Sometimes ... 346 00: 45: 33,079 --> 00: 45: 34,954 I'll do my best. 347 00: 45: 35,148 --> 00: 45: 38,989 To turn your pain into a miracle. 348 00: 46: 58,298 --> 00: 47: 02,834 Sorry to make it dirty. 349 00: 47: 05,035 --> 00: 47: 10,913 M for MESS (Dirty) 350 00: 47: 11,172 --> 00: 47: 15,875 M for MESSIAH (Messiah) 351 00: 48: 05,162 --> 00:48:06, 363 Ah! 352 00: 50: 10,211 --> 00: 50: 14,995 M for MESSIAH (Messiah) 353 00: 50: 19,265 --> 00: 50: 23,856 M for MIND MELD (One Mind) 354 00: 53: 25,124 --> 00: 53: 29,735 M for MIRACLE (Magic) 355 00: 53: 52,397 --> 00: 53: 55,245 Magic Box 356 00: 53: 58,796 --> 00: 54: 02,828 This is a Rabbit! This is a rabbit! 357 00: 54: 02,998 --> 00: 54: 04,853 Dear, don't touch the rabbit. 358 00: 54: 04,993 --> 00:54:06, 697 How can you bring him into the house? 359 00: 54: 06,826 --> 00: 54: 09,845 That's my rabbit and I want to carry it! 360 00: 54: 09,896 --> 00: 54: 12,785 Come on, you will carry him later ... tomorrow ... 361 00: 54: 14,852 --> 00: 54: 18,831 Take this rabbit out tomorrow and you should go too . 362 00: 56: 26,124 --> 00: 56: 29,522 M for MIRACLE (Magic) 363 00: 56: 30,102 --> 00: 56: 34,687 M for MOBILE (Cellphone) 364 00: 56: 56,125 --> 00: 56: 59,864 He was caught, what now? 365 00: 57: 04,248 --> 00: 57: 07,135 Cut his finger. 366 00: 57: 24,876 --> 00: 367 00: 57: 29,245 --> 00: 57: 31,365 Cut lida's? 368 00: 57: 36,275 --> 00: 57: 38,984 Tongue? 369 00: 57: 42,314 --> 00: 57: 44,364 Yeah. 370 00: 58: 10,986 --> 00: 58: 15,234 Eyeballs . 371 00: 58: 36,275 --> 00: 58: 40,815 It has been gouged out. Continue? 372 00: 58: 45,152 --> 00: 58: 47,731 Return everything again. 373 00: 58: 03,598 --> 00: 58: 05,816 Next? 374 00: 59: 08,368 --> 00: 59: 11,998 M for MOBILE (Cellphone) 375 00: 59: 12,768 --> 00: 59: 17,002 01: 02: 05,868 --> 01: 02: 07,303 Dear, dinner! 377 01: 02: 24,253 --> 01: 02: 28,835 M for MOONSTRUCK (Hangover) 378 01: 02: 53,324 --> 01: 02: 54,924 I'm not can go anywhere. Sorry :( 379 01: 02: 58,238 --> 01: 02: 59,752 This makes me very sad. 380 01: 03: 23,154 --> 01: 03: 26,124 - Damn - I gave you a surprise in the closet. 381 01:04: 28,046 --> 01: 04: 29,621 I love you. 382 01: 04: 29,512 --> 01: 04: 30,513 Mmm. 383 01: 04: 51,133 --> 01: 04: 52,201 No! 384 01: 05: 36,568 - --> 01: M for MOONSTRUCK (drunk) 385 01: 05: 40,850 --> 01: 05: 45,456 M for MISSIONARIES MORMON (Mormon Church Missionary) 386 01: 05: 56666 --> 01: 05: 59669 - Hi, how are we today? - Well. 387 01: 05: 59,702 --> 01: 06: 02,605 We are missionaries from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. 388 01: 06: 0239 --> 01: 06: 04,406 We toured preaching and teaching about Jesus 389 : 06: 04,440 --> 01: 06: 06,042 and how they can bless our lives. 01: 06: 06,075 --> 01: 06: 08,010 We want to know if you are interested in 391 : 06: 08,044 --> 01: 06: 10,279 We have our own religion, thank you. 392 : 06: 10,312 --> 01: 06: 11,981 Do you believe in Christ in you? 393 01: 06: 12,014 --> 01: 06: 13,650 Yes, correct, but ... 394 01: 06: 13,683 --> 01: 06: 15,484 Then we will add to your faith. 395 01: 6: 15,517 --> 01: 06-17,519 I am Elder Dean, this is Elder Archibald. 396 01: 06: 17,553 --> 01: 06: 18,688 Hello. 397 01: 06: 756 --> 01: 06: 21,223 He doesn't talk much, huh? 398 01: 06: 24,060 --> 01: 06: 26,295 Yes, I am the speaker. What is your name? 399 01: 06: 26328 --> 01: 06: 28,765 Listen, you two seem like a good child, 400 01: 06: 28,798 --> 01: 06: 30,833 but my husband is not home now, 401 01: 06: 30,867 --> 01: 06: 32,334 and I will feel more comfortable 402 : 06: 32,368 --> 01: 06: 34,270 if you come back when he is here. 403 01: 06: 34,303 --> 01: 06: 36,038 - No. - Sorry? 404 01: 06: 36,072 --> 01: 06: 37,640 Yes, we are not like that. 405 01: 06: 37,674 --> 01: 06: 39,575 But we can discuss it inside. 406 01: 06: 39,608 --> 01: 06: 41,277 You may not enter. 407 01: 06: 41,310 --> 01: 06: 43,913 Uh, yes, unfortunately we will enter. 408 01: 06: 44,413 --> 01: 06: 45,481 Elder. 409 01: 06: 568 --> 1: 6: 57,727 So, is this what you are working on? 410 01: 07: 01,463 --> 01: 07: 04,400 I am good at using hammerheads. 411 01: 07: 04,433 --> 01: 07: 07,169 Maybe Elder Archibald and I can help. 412 01: 07: 07,203 --> 01: 07: 08,570 Really? 413 : 07: 10,172 --> 01: 7: 11,874 Let him talk. 414 01: 07: 11,908 --> 01: 07: 13,475 Why are you doing this? 415 01: 07: 22,351 --> 01: 07: 25,688 Please. You can take my money. 416 01: 07: 25,722 --> 01: 07: 29,125 But please don't hurt me. Let me go, please. 417 01: 07: 31127 --> 01: 07: 32,461 Hold him. 418 01: 08: 357 --> 01: 08: 02,391 What happened? 419 08: 08,424 --> 01: 08: 04,160 Why are you doing this? 420 01: 08: 05-127 --> 01: 08: 06228 I don't understand. 421 : 08: 08,030 --> 01: 08: 09,331 Oh, no. 422 01: 08: 22,979 --> 01: 08: 25,381 Oh, I'm glad you came home. 423 01: 8: 25,414 --> 01: 08: 27,249 What have you done? 424 01: 08: 287 --> 1: 08: 30,586 They hit my face. 425 01: 08: 3121 --> 1: 08: 33,189 You are okay. 426 : 08: 34,556 --> 01: 08: 36,225 You ... You are okay. 427 01: 08: 43,464 --> 01: 08: 46,268 M for MISSIONARIES MORMON (Mormon Church Missionary) 428 01: 08: 47,153 --> 01: 08: 51,845 M for MOTHER (Parent) 429 01: 09: 00983 --> 01: 09: 02,018 Em? 430 01: 09: 03,685 --> 01: 09: 05,254 Em. All right, let's take care. 431 01: 09: 05,287 --> 01: 09: 08,757 I have a date in 20 minutes. 432 : 09: 08,791 --> 01: 09: 11,861 What do we face this? Cockroaches? Rat? 433 : 09: 15,364 --> 01: 09: 16,866 Spiders. 434 : 09: 25,241 --> 01: 09: 26,275 Gosh! 435 : 09: 28,177 --> 01: 09: 30,079 I can't believe you killed him. 436 01: 09: 33,115 --> 01: 09: 35,051 Don't move. 437 01: 09: 41,490 --> 01: 09: 43,092 That's the new child. 438 : 09: 55,604 --> 01: 09: 57,373 Have the insects gone? 439 01: 10: 05,581 --> 01: 10: 07,049 Have you gone? 440 01: 10: 30,253 --> 01: 10: 34,724 M for MUFF (Vagina) 441 01: 13: 38,053 --> 01: 13: 41,724 Off due to the Vagina 442 01: 13,324 --> 01: 13: 54,628 M to AVOID (removing fluid on the corpse) 443 01: 16: 23,692 --> 1:16: 25,227 Stick your mouth there. 444 01: 16: 55,236 --> 01: 16: 57,624 M to AVOID (removing fluid on the corpse) 445 01: 16: 57,861 --> 01: 17: 02,253 M for MUTANT (Mutants) < There is one thing I know about the truth in my heart. 453 447 01: 17: 12,541 --> 01: 17: 14,943 and millions of other Christians also know it, 448 : 17: 14,976 --> 01: 17: 18,680 that the Almighty is fed up with humanity acting like God. 449 : 17: 18,714 --> 01: 17: 21,350 And now, He decreases His judgment day on us. 450 01: 17: 21,383 --> 01: 17: 23,985 We must pray for forgiveness. 451 01: 17: 24,019 --> 01: 17: 26,288 One of the theories is, the virus as a result of 452 : 17: 26,322 --> 01: 17: 29,358 from the fall of the meteor in the southern part of Australia. 01: 17: 29,391 --> 01: 17: 31,627 In fact, the meteor hit the earth on May 23. 454 01: 17: 31,660 --> 01: 17: 34,896 The first known outbreak of the virus M216 455 01: 17: 34,930 --> 01: 17: 37,466 on May 24, the day after. 456 01: 17: 37,499 --> 01: 17: 40,936 Professor, if you read the Institute text, 457 01: 17: 40,969 --> 01: 17: 42,371 published yesterday ... 458 01: 17: 42,404 - > 01: 17: 44,005 - I've read it. - Have you read it? 459 01: 17: 44,039 --> 01: 17: 46,642 Most of the bullshit is a desperate attempt by the corporation 460 01: 17: 46,675 --> 01: 17: 48,093 to cover the biggest carelessness ... 461 01: 17: 48,094 --> 01: 17: 48,944 That's too much ... 462 : 17: 48,977 --> 01: 17: 50,045 Alright. 463 01: 17: 50,078 --> 01: 17: 51,813 We will move briefly, 464 01: 17: 51,847 --> 01: 17: 53,449 directly 465 01: 17: 53,482 --> 01: 17: 56,985 to Australian journalist, Sonja Patel in Melbourne. 466 : 17: 57,018 --> 01:18: 00,121 Sonja, what can you tell about the situation there? 467 : 18: 00,155 --> 01:18: 02,924 Hi, Jim, I'm at ... 468 01: 18: 02,958 --> 01: 18: 05,260 ... the location of the fall of the meteor six months ago. 469 01: 18: 05,293 --> 01: 18: 06,728 as you witnessed, 470 01: 18: 06,762 --> 01: 18: 09,990 the conditions are really chaotic ... 471 01: 18: 11,099 --> 01: 18: 14,202 What efforts were made to help the people there? 472 : 18: 14,235 --> 01:18: 15,471 Very little, I ... 473 : 18: 26,515 --> 01: 18: 28,817 Jim, lots of flying bats in the air 474 : 18: 28,850 - --> 01: 18: 30,419 right above us at this time. 475 477 01: 18: 30,452 --> 01: 18: 33,555 It seems the situation is getting worse ... 476 01: 18: 33,589 --> 1:18: 35,924 Elvis got out of the car. 01: 18: 37,125 --> 01: 18: 38,594 Watch out! 478 01: 18: 44,600 --> 01: 18: 46,034 Whoo! 479 01: 18: 46,067 --> 01: 18: 48,670 Gosh. 480 01: 18: 50,639 --> 01: 18: 52,741 Dance, bitch. 481 01: 18: 52,774 --> 1:18: 55,911 You'd better run to your office, baby! 482 01: 18: 55,944 --> 01: 18: 58,814 Our world is now. Whoo! 483 01: 18: 58,847 --> 01:19: 01,550 It's amazing here. 484 01: 19: 01,583 --> 01: 19: 03,685 They are everywhere! 485 : 19: 04,586 --> 1:19: 07,288 Time for a big weapon, mama! 493 486 01: 19: 09,024 --> 01: 19: 11,393 - Whoo! - Whoo! 487 : 19: 11,427 --> 01: 19: 13,862 You bastard! 488 01: 19: 1395 --> 1: 19: 15,230 Whoo! 489 01:19: 17,298 --> 1:19: 19,635 Return to the sender! 490 01: 19: 37,085 --> 01: 19: 38,587 Fun? 491 01: 19: 38,620 --> 01: 19: 40,722 I have never felt this alive. 492 : 19: 51,633 --> 01: 19: 53,469 God, you're so beautiful. 01: 19: 53,502 --> 01: 19: 55,637 Shut up and kiss me. 494 01: 19: 55,671 --> 01: 19: 57,473 God is merciful! 495 01: 19: 59,941 --> 01:20: 01,209 Watch out. 496 01: 20: 03,712 --> 01:20: 05,981 * First for money * 497 01: 20: 06,014 --> 01:20: 07,749 * Second for performances * 498 01:20: 07,783 --> 01:20 : 09,250 * Third to get ready * 499 01:20: 10,418 --> 1:20: 12,120 * Now, come on, pack up, come on * 500 01: 20: 12,153 --> 01:20: 13,221 Whoo! 501 01: 20: 15,056 --> 01:20: 16,324 Whoo! 502 01: 20: 16,357 --> 01:20: 19,461 Son of a bitch! Whoo! 502 01:20: 20,421 --> 01:20: 23,977