0 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:15,000 1 00:01:17,760 --> 00:01:18,749 [DOG MOANS THEN BARKS] 2 00:01:18,920 --> 00:01:20,638 [ALARM CLOCK RINGING] 3 00:01:23,720 --> 00:01:25,631 [BARKING CONTINUES] 4 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:29,069 [SNORING] 5 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:32,915 [RINGING] 6 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:43,959 [CROAKING] 7 00:01:51,560 --> 00:01:53,471 [WHIMPERING] 8 00:01:56,160 --> 00:01:57,479 [DOG BARKS] 9 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:31,711 [WHIRRING] 10 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:34,393 [DOOR CLOSES] 11 00:02:40,320 --> 00:02:41,719 [BICYCLE BELL RINGING] 12 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:56,633 [SQUEAKING] 13 00:02:56,800 --> 00:02:58,279 [GROANS] 14 00:03:02,920 --> 00:03:05,798 Mr. Wilson! 15 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:08,679 Dennis. 16 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:10,319 Oh. 17 00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:12,989 What is it, George? Another one of your dreams? 18 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:15,915 It wasn't a dream, Martha. 19 00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:17,911 It was a nightmare. 20 00:03:18,080 --> 00:03:19,195 A nightmare. 21 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:22,998 MAN: Ho-ho-ho. 22 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:27,949 [BICYCLE BELL RINGING] 23 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:34,838 JACK: Hey, Mitchell. 24 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:37,594 Nice bike. Where did you get it, the junkyard? 25 00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:39,149 JACK: How about a race? 26 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:41,914 You and me. Last one to school is a loser. 27 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:45,439 Guess that will be you, loser. 28 00:03:48,760 --> 00:03:50,910 [BELL RINGS, GASPS] 29 00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:52,713 Ahh! 30 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:55,111 [SCREAMING] 31 00:03:57,480 --> 00:04:00,358 JACK: Loser! 32 00:04:01,640 --> 00:04:07,158 Just wait, Jack Bratcher. One day I'm gonna beat you. 33 00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:21,349 [KIDS SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY] 34 00:04:21,520 --> 00:04:22,509 [BELL RINGING] 35 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:24,477 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 36 00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:38,269 Ah! That will be 50 cents, Henry Mitchell. 37 00:04:38,440 --> 00:04:39,998 Mm. No discounts for husbands? 38 00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:43,550 - Oh. Not today. Where's Dennis? - He's backstage with the rest of the kids. 39 00:04:43,720 --> 00:04:46,757 - It looks like this'll be quite a show. - Oh, I hope not. 40 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:50,037 Oh, wow. Just relax, it's gonna be fine. All he has to do is say his lines... 41 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:53,875 ...and walk off stage with the rest of the kids. What could possibly go wrong? 42 00:04:54,040 --> 00:04:55,029 [INHALES DEEPLY] 43 00:04:58,120 --> 00:04:59,109 DENNIS: Hey, Mr. Turkey. 44 00:04:59,280 --> 00:05:00,315 How are you doing in there? 45 00:05:00,480 --> 00:05:02,198 [TURKEY CLUCKING] 46 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:04,032 He doesn't look so happy. 47 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:06,634 Whatever he is, just keep that thing away from me. 48 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:10,031 - I'm allergic to turkey feathers. - Hey, guys. 49 00:05:10,280 --> 00:05:11,633 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 50 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:14,917 - And what are you supposed to be? - A green bean casserole. 51 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:16,828 What's that smell? 52 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:20,037 I'm wearing cranberry perfume. It's all the rage in Paris. 53 00:05:20,360 --> 00:05:21,998 [BOTH CHUCKLING] 54 00:05:22,160 --> 00:05:25,311 Ugh. Boys are so unsophisticated. 55 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:30,996 My, isn't this lovely, George? 56 00:05:31,240 --> 00:05:32,832 George? 57 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:39,556 George, you know, I could have delivered my pie myself. 58 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:41,639 Oh, nonsense, Martha. 59 00:05:42,120 --> 00:05:44,031 [KIDS LAUGHING] 60 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:49,160 Now, George, you're just gonna have to get over this. 61 00:05:49,320 --> 00:05:51,788 Dennis Mitchell is just a boy. 62 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:55,873 Yes, like a hurricane is just a hurricane. 63 00:05:57,240 --> 00:06:00,630 George, Dennis is going to be all the way up on the stage... 64 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:03,872 ...and you're going to be all the way down here in the audience. 65 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:06,998 What could possibly go wrong? 66 00:06:10,320 --> 00:06:12,880 I understand, Mr. Bratcher, but we have a lot... 67 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:16,953 ...of children in the show. - But you have only got one Jack Bratcher. 68 00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:21,477 And I wanna see him front and center in the spotlight. 69 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:22,709 [SPEAKS IN ITALIAN] 70 00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:24,438 I'll do what I can. 71 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:27,239 [MUSIC PLAYS] 72 00:06:28,520 --> 00:06:30,238 Showtime. 73 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:32,755 All right, children, let's get ready. 74 00:06:32,920 --> 00:06:35,388 [TURKEY CLUCKING] 75 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:39,191 All right, now listen to me. 76 00:06:39,360 --> 00:06:40,634 When you get out there... 77 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:43,872 ...I don't care if you have to knock someone down. 78 00:06:44,040 --> 00:06:45,712 You get in front. You got it? 79 00:06:45,880 --> 00:06:47,916 - Yeah, Dad. - And don't forget your lines. 80 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:51,390 I don't want people to think I'm a bad parent. Now give me five. 81 00:06:51,560 --> 00:06:52,959 Hoo! 82 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:54,109 Got you. 83 00:06:54,280 --> 00:06:55,315 [LAUGHS] 84 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:57,391 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 85 00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:03,158 Hey, dork face. 86 00:07:03,320 --> 00:07:05,834 Dennis, I think he's talking to you. 87 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:08,878 Yeah, I'm talking to you, snail boy. 88 00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:11,554 Nice race today, loser. 89 00:07:11,720 --> 00:07:13,312 I'm not a loser. 90 00:07:13,480 --> 00:07:17,314 Really? Then how come I beat you today? Huh? 91 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:18,879 Because you're a loser. 92 00:07:19,040 --> 00:07:22,669 Oh, yeah? Well, I'm gonna ask Santa for a new bike this Christmas... 93 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:25,308 ...then life in this town is gonna change. 94 00:07:25,480 --> 00:07:27,675 Puh-lease. 95 00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:30,115 Christmas is so totally... 96 00:07:30,760 --> 00:07:31,829 ...stupid. 97 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:33,718 [ALL GASP] 98 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:35,789 [CLUCKS] 99 00:07:36,520 --> 00:07:39,159 You just said the S word. 100 00:07:39,320 --> 00:07:40,958 [MUSIC PLAYS] 101 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:43,789 [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 102 00:07:43,960 --> 00:07:45,871 [APPLAUSE] 103 00:07:50,480 --> 00:07:52,948 [CACKLING] 104 00:07:53,960 --> 00:07:56,269 Okay, thank you, Merle. Thanks. Thank you, Merle. 105 00:07:56,440 --> 00:07:57,634 Thank you. Merle, stop it, okay? 106 00:07:57,800 --> 00:07:58,915 [MUSIC STOPS, FAINT LAUGHTER] 107 00:07:59,080 --> 00:08:01,150 Oh-ho-ho. Well, goodness. Heh. 108 00:08:01,320 --> 00:08:03,197 How did all of you people get into my office? 109 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:04,349 [FAINT LAUGHTER] 110 00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:08,274 Thank you, thank you. And thank you all for coming out tonight. 111 00:08:08,440 --> 00:08:11,876 On behalf of the staff and the students of Franklin Elementary... 112 00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:15,077 ...I would like to welcome you all to our Thanksgiving pageant... 113 00:08:15,240 --> 00:08:17,754 ...bake sale and pie baking contest. 114 00:08:17,920 --> 00:08:19,831 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 115 00:08:21,280 --> 00:08:24,352 Tonight I'm looking forward to tasting all of our ladies' goodies. 116 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:26,318 [LAUGHS] 117 00:08:26,520 --> 00:08:27,509 [INHALES DEEPLY] 118 00:08:27,680 --> 00:08:28,669 So. 119 00:08:28,840 --> 00:08:31,957 PEEVES: We're going to begin a very special history lesson... 120 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:34,315 ...from Mrs. Walsh-Mellman's first graders... 121 00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:39,838 ...who have put together their own version of how Thanksgiving came to be. 122 00:08:41,680 --> 00:08:43,352 And now without any further ado... 123 00:08:43,520 --> 00:08:46,353 What's the matter, Mr. Turkey? Are you thirsty? 124 00:08:46,520 --> 00:08:47,509 [TURKEY PURRS] 125 00:08:47,680 --> 00:08:51,036 - First grade class and their story of Thanksgiving. 126 00:08:51,200 --> 00:08:52,553 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 127 00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:54,199 AUDIENCE: Aww. 128 00:08:57,960 --> 00:09:00,030 PEEVES: The children have worked very hard on this... 129 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:02,270 ...so I know we're all in for a real treat. 130 00:09:02,440 --> 00:09:04,510 - Where's Dennis? PEEVES: Including... 131 00:09:04,680 --> 00:09:07,399 A special surprise guest... 132 00:09:08,120 --> 00:09:10,031 [CLUCKING] 133 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:13,389 I'll be right back. 134 00:09:14,920 --> 00:09:16,512 PEEVES: But let me just say that I think... 135 00:09:16,680 --> 00:09:19,399 ...you're all going to gobble up this presentation. 136 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:21,471 [APPLAUSE] 137 00:09:28,640 --> 00:09:31,313 [ALL CHEERING] 138 00:09:31,480 --> 00:09:35,075 And so the pilgrims and their new Native American friends... 139 00:09:35,240 --> 00:09:38,038 ...shared their bounty and started a tradition... 140 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:40,873 ...that has lasted even today. 141 00:09:44,040 --> 00:09:45,155 Here you go. 142 00:09:45,320 --> 00:09:46,753 [GASPS] 143 00:09:49,760 --> 00:09:52,479 The tradition of Thanksgiving. 144 00:09:53,440 --> 00:09:54,555 [SNEEZES] 145 00:09:54,840 --> 00:09:55,829 [CHUCKLES] 146 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:56,989 [SNEEZES] 147 00:09:57,160 --> 00:09:58,912 [TURKEY CLUCKING] 148 00:09:59,080 --> 00:10:01,150 Eeek! My turkey feather allergy. 149 00:10:01,320 --> 00:10:02,719 Get it away from me! 150 00:10:02,880 --> 00:10:04,632 [KIDS SCREAMING] 151 00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:23,557 I told you something was going to go wrong. Let's get out of here. 152 00:10:28,040 --> 00:10:31,237 Hey, don't just stand there, fight back. 153 00:10:33,160 --> 00:10:35,720 - Oh, no. - Food fight! 154 00:10:36,360 --> 00:10:37,952 Oh, no. 155 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:57,629 Maybe it's part of the show. 156 00:10:57,800 --> 00:10:59,870 Keep moving, Martha. 157 00:11:00,040 --> 00:11:01,439 Keep moving. 158 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:10,039 - Henry, do something. - Okay, all right. 159 00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:12,951 HENRY: Right here. Right here. Right here. 160 00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:14,109 That's not what I meant. 161 00:11:14,280 --> 00:11:16,669 - Go get Dennis. - Right. 162 00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:17,949 Ahhh. 163 00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:23,879 [SCREAMING CONTINUES] 164 00:11:25,760 --> 00:11:27,352 I'm hit. 165 00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:31,711 Dennis Mitchell. 166 00:11:42,920 --> 00:11:45,070 I think we made it. 167 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:46,753 [CLUCKING] 168 00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:55,229 [SQUISHING] 169 00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:56,435 Ooh! 170 00:11:56,600 --> 00:11:57,715 ALL: Ooh! 171 00:11:58,120 --> 00:11:59,872 Oops. 172 00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:01,475 MARTHA: George? 173 00:12:02,360 --> 00:12:05,158 George, are you all right, dear? 174 00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:09,958 MARTHA: Oh, my apple pears pie is ruined. 175 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:17,471 MR. WILSON: Dennis! 176 00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:20,234 And another thing. If you think my insurance company... 177 00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:22,709 ...is paying for this catastrophe, you're nutso. 178 00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:25,758 But, Mr. Bratcher, you did sell us an insurance policy. 179 00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:27,239 Oh, yeah? 180 00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:29,277 Well, look at this, bucko. 181 00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:30,873 Read the fine print. 182 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:35,231 "The Dennis Clause." 183 00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:37,118 [IN UNISON] The Dennis Clause? 184 00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:39,396 It absolves my company of responsibility... 185 00:12:39,560 --> 00:12:43,951 ...in the event of any and all disasters caused by one Dennis Mitchell. 186 00:12:44,120 --> 00:12:45,712 I'm sorry, but it's true. 187 00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:50,590 After the unfortunate kindergarten show-and-smell incident... 188 00:12:51,560 --> 00:12:53,790 ...they added the Dennis Clause to our policy. 189 00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:55,029 This is just ridiculous. 190 00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:57,077 - He's a 6-year-old boy. DAVID: That's right. 191 00:12:57,840 --> 00:12:59,956 And you were the same way when we were kids. 192 00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:03,471 Always getting into trouble. Your old man having to clean up your mess. 193 00:13:03,640 --> 00:13:04,629 And still... 194 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:06,074 [SINGSONG] La-la-la, la-la-la. 195 00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:09,437 Happy-go-lucky all the time. What's up with that? 196 00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:11,795 Yeah, what's up with that? 197 00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:14,428 Hmm. I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, huh? 198 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:16,909 Dennis Clause. 199 00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:20,468 Hoo! 200 00:13:20,840 --> 00:13:22,432 [LAUGHS] 201 00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:25,272 Sorry. 202 00:13:29,760 --> 00:13:32,672 DENNIS: But I didn't mean for it to happen. 203 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,991 The turkey looked thirsty. 204 00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:37,394 Dennis... 205 00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:41,109 ...you're gonna have to start taking responsibility for your... 206 00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:44,796 - Your situations. - I'll work it off. I promise. 207 00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:46,279 Hey, I can wash windows. 208 00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:47,875 [IN UNISON]: No. 209 00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:52,199 [ALICE SCREAMS] 210 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:55,995 Uh... Sorry. 211 00:13:56,160 --> 00:13:57,149 Do the dishes? 212 00:13:57,480 --> 00:13:58,515 [IN UNISON]: No. 213 00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:03,955 [PLATES BREAKING] 214 00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:06,918 Hey, Dad, what if I help you change the oil in the car? 215 00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:08,389 [IN UNISON]: No. 216 00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:11,671 [HORN HONKS, SIRENS WAILING] 217 00:14:13,040 --> 00:14:15,076 I'm gonna get a drink of water. 218 00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:18,436 We'll talk about this later, okay? 219 00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:25,472 HENRY: Oh, not looking good, Alice. 220 00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:27,870 This coming on the heels of the Halloween disaster. 221 00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:29,758 That wasn't all Dennis' fault. 222 00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:32,388 They shouldn't have stacked those pumpkins so high. 223 00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:36,189 Regardless, there's not gonna be a lot of money left over for Christmas. 224 00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:38,233 Well... 225 00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:40,311 ...they're hiring down at the mall. 226 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:41,469 Oh, Alice... 227 00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:43,631 They had a sign up looking for a gift wrapper. 228 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:47,429 - I've always been very good with bows. - Honey, I hate for you to have to do that. 229 00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:50,353 It's only temporary. Just to get us through the holidays. 230 00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:52,829 Dennis is gonna be on vacation, home from school. 231 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:56,037 I'll call Dad. He loves spending time with his grandson. 232 00:14:56,560 --> 00:14:58,471 I thought he was climbing Mount Kilimanjaro. 233 00:14:58,640 --> 00:15:00,437 Well, he's supposed to be back on Sunday. 234 00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:03,310 Well, I suppose we have no choice. 235 00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:04,959 [INHALES DEEPLY] 236 00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:09,633 Who could've planned on the unexpected expenses of a spirited child? 237 00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:12,519 Henry, he's a boy. He'll grow out of it. 238 00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:13,954 Let's hope. 239 00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:15,189 [INHALES DEEPLY] 240 00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:17,711 [DOG PANTING] 241 00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:32,078 Hey, Ruff, what am I gonna do? 242 00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:33,953 [DOG WHIMPERS] 243 00:15:45,720 --> 00:15:47,676 [OBJECT SHATTERS, CAT MEOWS] 244 00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:49,717 MAN: Oh. Oh. Hah. 245 00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:53,759 Whoo! Oh. Ugh. 246 00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:55,793 [BONE CRACKS, GRUNTS] 247 00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:57,871 [EXHALING] 248 00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:06,588 [SIGHS] 249 00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:09,915 Well, I'm here. Now what? 250 00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:11,718 [DOGS BARKING] 251 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,274 [KIDS PANTING] 252 00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:43,555 Wow. 253 00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:47,315 That's what I want. The Razzle Dazzle Beauty Center with sparkle attachment... 254 00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:50,074 ...and automatic color changer. It's beautiful. 255 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:51,229 What do you want, Joey? 256 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:54,393 Me? I just want it to snow in time for Christmas. 257 00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:57,950 My mom says it hasn't snowed for Christmas in 30 years. 258 00:16:58,120 --> 00:16:59,712 She says it's the global warming. 259 00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:02,832 Wow. 260 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:06,117 MARGARET: Cool, the Mite-Y-Max racing bike. 261 00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:11,237 - Wow, it's... It's... - Majestic. 262 00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:14,790 Well, if it isn't Mr. Snail and the snailettes. 263 00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:18,270 - Get lost, Jack. - Make me. 264 00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:22,115 - Maybe I will. - You'll have to catch me first. 265 00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:23,952 That'd be way too easy. 266 00:17:24,120 --> 00:17:25,633 As if, Mitchell. 267 00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:29,952 You're so slow you couldn't catch a cold in a snowstorm. 268 00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:33,954 Oh, yeah? Well, you wait until Christmas. Then you'll be the loser. 269 00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:36,270 You daring me to a race, Mitchell? 270 00:17:36,440 --> 00:17:38,874 Okay. A race. 271 00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:42,316 You and me. Christmas Day. 272 00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:44,755 Unless you're too chicken. 273 00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:57,753 You're on, Jack Bratcher. 274 00:17:57,920 --> 00:18:00,480 You're so going down. 275 00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:02,799 MARGARET: You can't win, Dennis. 276 00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:06,430 Yeah, everybody knows Jack gots the fastest bike at school. 277 00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:09,956 Don't worry, guys. This race is in the bag. 278 00:18:10,120 --> 00:18:14,671 All I need is a little help from Santa Claus. 279 00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:18,271 [TYPING] 280 00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:26,995 Come on, honey. It's time for the secret Santa draw. 281 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:30,470 HENRY: I wanna thank everyone for coming again this year. 282 00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:34,553 We all know what to do, right? We do, okay. Pass it around. 283 00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:38,269 Hey, Henry, do you think you can pull some snow out of that hat? 284 00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:39,429 I wish. 285 00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:40,635 [ALL LAUGH] 286 00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:43,234 It hasn't snowed at Christmas around here in how long? 287 00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:45,595 ALL: Thirty years. 288 00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:49,271 Hey, come on, everybody. Just because there's no snow on the ground... 289 00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:52,352 ...doesn't mean we can't have a little Christmas in our hearts? 290 00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:55,114 Pick a name, get a gift, spread some Christmas cheer. No peeking. 291 00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:56,269 [BOTH CHUCKLING] 292 00:18:56,440 --> 00:18:58,078 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 293 00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:12,195 [WHISPERS] "Mr. Wilson." Cool. 294 00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:18,511 [DOG WHIMPERS] 295 00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:23,832 George, the lights are lovely this year. Come and see. 296 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,389 I've seen the lights, Martha. 297 00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:28,676 Every year, I have seen the lights. 298 00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:31,274 Well, maybe this year we could maybe just... 299 00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:33,476 - No, no. - Just a few little red... 300 00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:36,757 ...and green ones around the front porch. - You know how I feel about this thing. 301 00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:41,948 It's shameless capitalism at its worst. Besides, it's a waste of electricity. 302 00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:44,759 - Yes, dear. - I'm going to look at my stamps. 303 00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:48,632 Yes, dear. Have a nice time. 304 00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:56,958 [DRAWER SLIDES OPEN] 305 00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:20,629 [CLICKS TONGUE THEN SIGHS] 306 00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:29,794 [SIGHS] 307 00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:35,189 Okay, so far we have presents... 308 00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:39,069 ...a Christmas tree, cookies and lights. 309 00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:41,037 Who can tell me one more thing... 310 00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:43,395 ...that represents the Christmas spirit to them? 311 00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:44,629 Dennis? 312 00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:47,711 Yes, Mrs. Walsh-Mellman? 313 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:50,599 Do you have a fifth thing to add to our list of Christmas spirit? 314 00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:55,556 That's easy. Santa Claus. 315 00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:58,996 Very good, Dennis. Santa Claus it is. 316 00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:02,231 [WRITING ON THE BOARD] 317 00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:06,358 Well, now aren't you happy we came out for a walk? 318 00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:08,511 I suppose. 319 00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:11,394 - But... - But? 320 00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:15,633 - I just wish it would snow. - Oh, Martha. 321 00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:19,395 You know it hasn't snowed around here at Christmas time for 30 years. 322 00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:23,269 I know, but it just does not seem like Christmas without snow. 323 00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:25,749 It seems to be perfect just the way it is. 324 00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:29,117 Fresh air. Nothing but peace and quiet. 325 00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:34,432 MR. WILSON: Oh, no. 326 00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:35,874 MARTHA: What? - Come on, honey. 327 00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:39,511 DENNIS: Mr. Wilson. Hey, Mr. Wilson. 328 00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:41,318 Hey, Mrs. Wilson. 329 00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:43,391 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 330 00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:51,077 Hello, dear. George, say hello to Dennis. 331 00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:53,470 - Dennis. - Do you know what today is? 332 00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:55,392 It's the start of Christmas vacation. 333 00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:58,399 - School's out for two weeks. - Marvelous. 334 00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:00,835 Are you excited for Christmas, Mr. Wilson? 335 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:01,989 [GROANS] 336 00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:04,799 - Actually... - Are you excited, dear? 337 00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:07,520 You better believe it. It's my favorite holiday ever. 338 00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:10,399 So you got your Christmas list made yet, Mr. Wilson? 339 00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:15,236 - As a matter of fact... - Do you have a list made, Dennis? 340 00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:17,470 Yup. And there's only one thing on it. 341 00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:20,871 - Do you know what it is? - I'm afraid to ask. 342 00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:23,709 The Mite-Y-Max racing bike. 343 00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:26,394 Then I'll be the fastest kid in town. 344 00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:28,039 I've been pretty good this year, too... 345 00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:29,872 ...so it's as good as mine. - Ahem. 346 00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:32,275 - George. - So, Mr. Wilson... 347 00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:35,955 - Don't you want anything for Christmas? - Well... 348 00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:39,749 You know, dear, Mr. Wilson isn't a big fan of Christmas. 349 00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:42,912 It dates back to his days when he was a postal worker. 350 00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:45,719 I threw my back out every year... 351 00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:48,440 ...delivering those stupid letters to Santa Claus. 352 00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:51,232 [SOFTLY] You said the S word. 353 00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:53,630 George, don't say stupid. It's not nice. 354 00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:56,314 I'm sorry, but Christmas... Ugh. 355 00:22:56,480 --> 00:22:59,552 Nothing but shameless capitalism. 356 00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:03,271 I'm sorry, Dennis, but we're going to have to be going now. 357 00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:05,476 MARTHA: You have a lovely holiday. 358 00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:10,275 This is gonna be harder than I thought. 359 00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:13,000 ALICE: What do you mean, there's no other way out of Tanzania? 360 00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:14,914 Three days? 361 00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:17,756 By yak. 362 00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:19,428 Ugh. 363 00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:22,637 I gotta go. I'll figure something out. I gotta go. 364 00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:26,236 Yeah, I love you too. Bye. 365 00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:28,434 No Grandpa? 366 00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:32,149 Don't ever ask someone climbing Mount Kilimanjaro to babysit. 367 00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:34,273 How about a babysitter? 368 00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:38,071 [SCREAMING] 369 00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:42,592 Oh, yeah. Okay, what's plan B? 370 00:23:43,360 --> 00:23:44,349 [SIGHS] 371 00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:46,432 [CHRISTMAS CAROLS PLAYING OVER P.A.] 372 00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:57,470 I'll bet I can find something for Mr. Wilson's Christmas present here. 373 00:23:57,640 --> 00:24:01,030 Please, Dennis, not today. Just stay with me, okay? 374 00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:03,316 Oh, Mom. 375 00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:07,195 Oh, it's just too much. Too much. 376 00:24:07,360 --> 00:24:08,998 I had four Santas the past week. 377 00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:12,675 All the four of them quit within 15 minutes of taking the job. 378 00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:14,671 So if you don't work out... 379 00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:17,798 ...I'm going to close the whole thing. - You can count on me. 380 00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:21,396 Because this is not just a job, this is something I have to do. 381 00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:25,075 If I can give the spirit of Christmas to at least one person... 382 00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:27,834 - Well, then... Ha-ha-ha. - Oh, yes. Well, that's wonderful. 383 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:31,072 - Now do you mind if we do the fitting? - Mr. Souse? 384 00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:32,913 Uh... 385 00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:36,436 Sousez. Not Souse, Sousez. 386 00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:39,473 Oh, Mrs. Mitchell, how nice of you to join us. 387 00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:41,073 Thank you. I'm sorry. 388 00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:43,231 - I couldn't find a babysitter. - Ah. 389 00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:46,278 - Dad says we're blacklisted. - Oh, really? 390 00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:47,668 [ALICE CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] 391 00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:49,478 How interesting. 392 00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:52,438 Mrs. Mitchell, they're going to want you at the wrapping table. 393 00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:54,352 I'll be there in a moment. Go on. 394 00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:56,988 - Okay, come on, honey. - Go, go. Go, go. 395 00:24:57,600 --> 00:25:02,594 Ah. Now, ahem, ahem, Robert, about that fitting. 396 00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:04,194 Ah. 397 00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:06,118 How did you do that? 398 00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:08,032 I like to be prepared. 399 00:25:20,360 --> 00:25:22,555 Sit over there, okay? 400 00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:29,438 [WOMAN CHUCKLING] 401 00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:34,108 Okay, honey, now you stay put. And please stay out of trouble. 402 00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:36,111 Relax, Mom. I'll be fine. 403 00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:39,832 I'll take those. 404 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:41,956 Thank you. 405 00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:08,074 ALICE: Merry Christmas. Who's next? 406 00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:11,232 Great. Oh, aren't you sweet. Ha-ha. 407 00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:16,554 Thank you. Yes, my son is over there. Isn't he adorable? Ha-ha. 408 00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:20,395 Yes, thanks. See you later. Merry Christmas. 409 00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:22,198 Number 36? 410 00:26:22,360 --> 00:26:23,759 Well, it's about time. 411 00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:25,148 [BELL RINGING] 412 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,513 ALICE: Have a happy holiday. 413 00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:31,559 I don't see how we're supposed to do that without snow. 414 00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:35,269 They say it hasn't snowed around here at Christmas time for about... 415 00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:39,956 Thirty years, I know, I know. 416 00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:45,710 WOMAN: It's just not natural, no snow at Christmas. 417 00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:51,671 [BELL JINGLING] 418 00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:00,833 What are you doing? 419 00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:03,231 [PEOPLE GASPING] 420 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:08,989 Dennis. 421 00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:13,318 Dennis. 422 00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:17,633 Oh, oh. Ah! 423 00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:20,628 [GROANS] 424 00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:22,233 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 425 00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:24,356 DENNIS: Wow. 426 00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:26,750 - Look what you did. BOB: Get me up. 427 00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:28,189 [BOB GROANS] 428 00:27:28,360 --> 00:27:29,349 SOUSE: Oh! 429 00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:32,830 Goodness, gracious. What in the name of heaven is going on here? 430 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:36,037 This child. This deplorable little boy... 431 00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:39,875 ...grabbed me in my private area. 432 00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:41,475 Madame, please. 433 00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:44,198 Okay, honey, time to go. 434 00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:45,949 What little boy? 435 00:27:46,120 --> 00:27:48,270 - That one right there. - Huh? 436 00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:52,994 He was right there. I'm sure he was right there. 437 00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:56,752 Oh... Oh... 438 00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:59,912 This is going to be a long Christmas. 439 00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:07,592 Look at that. 440 00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:10,357 I found one. 441 00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:14,958 I actually found one. Martha. 442 00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:16,389 Martha. 443 00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:18,518 Martha, I found one. A 1954... 444 00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:21,274 Oh, Alice, of course we'll babysit Dennis. 445 00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:22,429 What? 446 00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:24,511 ALICE: I would never ask unless I was desperate. 447 00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:26,671 Don't give it a second thought, we'd love to. 448 00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:29,789 - What? ALICE: Thank you both so much. 449 00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:32,269 I'll be home at 5:30. 450 00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:40,914 DENNIS: Hey, Mr. Wilson. 451 00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:42,877 Looks like I'm your new roommate. 452 00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:57,031 [CLOCK TICKING] 453 00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:04,519 - What? - Oh, nothing. 454 00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:06,597 Then why are you staring at me like that? 455 00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:09,151 No reason. I was just wondering... 456 00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:11,709 ...what someone like you would be interested in. 457 00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:15,668 I am interested in reading this newspaper. 458 00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:18,354 I mean, you know, like a hobby or something. 459 00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:20,476 Or a gift you would like. 460 00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:23,508 My hobby is reading the newspaper. 461 00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:28,113 And I would like the gift of silence. 462 00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:32,273 - Well, I'm off. - Oh, where are you going? 463 00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:34,396 Oh, I have a few errands to run, dear. 464 00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:37,279 - You're leaving me home with... - George. 465 00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:40,159 - You're leaving me alone? - Lf you want dinner tonight I am. 466 00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:43,869 Now, Dennis, I saved these crayons from your last visit. 467 00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:46,712 MARTHA: So... - Thank you. 468 00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:48,438 You're welcome. 469 00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:51,512 Now, you boys be good, and I'll be back soon. 470 00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:55,555 [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] 471 00:29:58,760 --> 00:30:00,671 [TAPPING] 472 00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:02,751 [DENNIS HUMMING] 473 00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:13,398 Now what? 474 00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:16,192 I don't know what to draw. 475 00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:21,393 Why don't you try writing a letter to Santa Claus? 476 00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:23,391 I already e-mailed him. 477 00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:26,272 Then just... 478 00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:27,793 ...color something. 479 00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:38,273 [DENNIS SIGHS] 480 00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:40,476 What to draw? 481 00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:46,313 There's gotta be something Mr. Wilson needs for Christmas... 482 00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:47,959 ...and I'm gonna find it. 483 00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:04,991 [GRUNTING] 484 00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:11,712 Oops. 485 00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:35,071 [CREAKING] 486 00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:39,829 Oops. 487 00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:54,514 Mr. Wilson sure has a lot of letters to mail. 488 00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:02,352 Hmm. 489 00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:04,996 MARTHA: I'm home. 490 00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:06,752 George? 491 00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:08,349 Oh. 492 00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:12,115 - Just reading the paper, Martha. - Where's Dennis? 493 00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:15,554 Off with his crayons someplace. 494 00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:18,799 Well, his crayons are here, dear. 495 00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:21,792 Dennis. 496 00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:26,158 Dennis. 497 00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:29,155 Dennis, where are you, dear? 498 00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:38,869 Oh, dear. 499 00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:40,917 Oh, no. 500 00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:46,670 Oh, hi. Good news, Mr. Wilson. Your mail is all ready to go. 501 00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:49,634 My stamps. 502 00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:51,870 Now, dear, remember your blood pressure. 503 00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:53,996 And look at this one. 504 00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:58,518 [GROWLING SOFTLY] 505 00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:02,918 Hey, Mr. Wilson, what's the matter with your face? 506 00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:08,194 MR. WILSON: Dennis! 507 00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:09,918 MR. WILSON [OVER PHONE]: I don 't want him around my house. 508 00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:12,039 I don 't want him anywhere near me. 509 00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:14,316 Of course, Mr. Wilson. You will be completely reimbursed. 510 00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:16,038 [MR. WILSON CONTINUES TALKING] 511 00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:19,397 Okay, you have a good night. And again, we are very sorry... 512 00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:20,549 [DIAL TONE HUMS] 513 00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:21,948 Hello? 514 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:26,752 - Ten thousand dollars. - For stamps? 515 00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:29,480 Yes, it was a collection. Apparently a lot of antiques. 516 00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:32,431 Don't they have insurance? 517 00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:33,589 They have the, uh... 518 00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:35,990 [IN UNISON] Dennis Clause. 519 00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:37,673 What are we gonna do, Henry? 520 00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:42,516 We don't have that kind of money. It's Christmas. We have to buy gifts. 521 00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:44,750 Dennis wants that racing bike so badly. 522 00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:47,798 We will manage somehow. Everything's gonna be fine. 523 00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:48,995 [OBJECT BREAKS, DOG BARKING] 524 00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:50,593 Dennis. 525 00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:54,993 Dennis? 526 00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:58,630 Dennis? Son, what are you doing? 527 00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:01,598 Well, I thought that maybe if I could figure out... 528 00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:04,194 ...the right gift to get Mr. Wilson for Christmas... 529 00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:06,874 ...he wouldn't be mad anymore. 530 00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:10,280 Except even if I could figure it out... 531 00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:13,637 ...I don't have any money to get him anything. 532 00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:18,914 Well, Dennis, that's the great thing about Christmas. 533 00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:21,640 It's not about the money. 534 00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:23,553 Christmas is about... 535 00:34:23,720 --> 00:34:26,917 ...thoughtfulness and kindness and good will. 536 00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:31,875 It's the gesture of giving a gift that counts, not the gift. 537 00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:33,593 It's about family... 538 00:34:34,720 --> 00:34:35,709 ...friends... 539 00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:39,074 ...and love. 540 00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:44,478 I think what Daddy is trying to say is sometimes the best gifts are free. 541 00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:47,029 I love you, Alice. 542 00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:49,391 I love you, Henry. 543 00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:53,788 Hello? I'm in the room. 544 00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:55,393 [CHUCKLES] 545 00:34:56,120 --> 00:34:57,792 You have to think a little harder. 546 00:34:57,960 --> 00:35:00,952 You'll come up with something. I know you will. There we go. 547 00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:06,469 What do you think, Ruff? 548 00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:10,713 What can I give Mr. Wilson for Christmas that he really, really needs? 549 00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:11,869 [DOG WHIMPERS] 550 00:35:23,720 --> 00:35:25,551 That's it. 551 00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:32,599 I'm gonna give Mr. Wilson the Christmas spirit. 552 00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:33,988 [DOG BARKS] 553 00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:50,593 Hey, Mr. Wilson. 554 00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:56,759 - Hello, Dennis. - What you doing? 555 00:35:56,920 --> 00:36:00,629 I'm going shopping for stamps. Alone. 556 00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:05,237 Oh, I thought maybe you were gonna get a present for Mrs. Wilson. 557 00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:08,198 You know, for Christmas. 558 00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:11,716 Mrs. Wilson and I do not exchange Christmas presents. 559 00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:14,917 We haven't for years. 560 00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:19,033 But I thought Mrs. Wilson liked Christmas. 561 00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:22,078 She likes Christmas, but she doesn't like presents. 562 00:36:22,240 --> 00:36:24,071 Are you sure about that? 563 00:36:24,240 --> 00:36:28,199 Well, she has never come right out and said so but... 564 00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:30,271 So how do you know? 565 00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:34,237 [GROANS] 566 00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:36,670 I hate shopping. 567 00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:41,118 Especially during the holidays. All the crowds, the noise... 568 00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:46,035 ...those awful blaring Christmas carols. How's a person supposed to think? 569 00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:48,668 That's okay, Mr. Wilson. I brought backup. 570 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:52,157 - What? KIDS: Hi, Mr. Wilson. 571 00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:55,471 MARGARET: Come on, Mr. Wilson, come on. 572 00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:57,918 JOEY: We're going to help you. 573 00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:05,154 [SPRAYS] 574 00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:09,109 [TYPING ON CASH REGISTER] 575 00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:10,269 [CASH REGISTER DINGS] 576 00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:49,354 Ump. 577 00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:09,913 See, Mr. Wilson? I told you we'd help you. 578 00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:11,069 Well... 579 00:38:11,240 --> 00:38:13,629 ...Martha will sure be pleased. 580 00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:17,315 - Here you go, Mr. Wilson. - Here you go, Mr. Wilson. 581 00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:27,589 - Be careful, Mr. Wilson. - Oh, don't worry about me, Dennis. 582 00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:29,318 I was a dancer in my youth. 583 00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:31,994 MR. WILSON: Two-time regional division tap-dance champion. 584 00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:33,229 There it is. 585 00:38:33,720 --> 00:38:36,917 - What is? - The Mite-Y-Max. 586 00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:41,636 - A bicycle. - It's majestic. 587 00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:44,030 Do you even know what that word means? 588 00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:45,599 JACK: Hey, Mitchell. 589 00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:49,958 Ready to lose on Christmas Day? Loser. 590 00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:52,190 What an unfortunate little boy. 591 00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:54,669 DENNIS: Hey, Mr. Wilson, you dropped your present. 592 00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:56,950 [GASPS THEN GRUNTS] 593 00:38:57,120 --> 00:38:59,554 [GROANING] 594 00:38:59,720 --> 00:39:03,156 Mr. Wilson, I thought you said you could dance. 595 00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:08,271 I hate Christmas. 596 00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:10,351 Yes, dear. 597 00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:13,034 [GROWLING] 598 00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:15,391 WOMAN: Thank you for sharing, Connie. 599 00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:16,709 We have a new member tonight... 600 00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:19,678 ...and I'd like you all to make her feel welcome. Go ahead. 601 00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:21,831 ALICE: Hello, everyone. 602 00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,878 My name is Alice... 603 00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:29,274 ...and I have a spirited child. ALL: Hello, Alice. 604 00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:40,991 [DRAGGING] 605 00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:43,393 DENNIS: How lucky can you get? 606 00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:45,994 We need a Christmas tree for Mr. Wilson... 607 00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:49,470 ...and we find one just sitting there. Right on the sidewalk. 608 00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:51,915 GINA: Must be your lucky day. 609 00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:55,868 He's gonna be so surprised when he gets home from the hospital. 610 00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:58,838 - This tree is filthy. - It's called nature, Margaret. 611 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:01,150 It's called gross. 612 00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:03,949 [RATTLING DOORKNOB] 613 00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:05,473 It's locked. 614 00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:07,393 Ugh. 615 00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:13,635 [WINDOW SLIDES] 616 00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:15,472 It's open. Excellent. 617 00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:21,552 DENNIS: Okay. 618 00:40:21,720 --> 00:40:25,110 Just point the tree in my direction. On the count of three. 619 00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:26,759 One. 620 00:40:28,040 --> 00:40:29,632 Two. 621 00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:31,918 - Three. ALL: Yeargh! 622 00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:33,069 [GLASS BREAKS] 623 00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:07,991 [SIRENS WAILING] 624 00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:13,909 [TIRES SCREECHING] 625 00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:16,514 There's a Christmas tree in here. 626 00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:20,155 [DISPATCHER TALKING INDISTINCTLY OVER RADIO] 627 00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:21,878 That's him. That's the guy. 628 00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:24,315 COP 1: George Wilson, you're under arrest... 629 00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:28,268 ...theft of a Christmas tree, one count. - I unload my tree from the car... 630 00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:32,149 ...we go into the house to use the can, we come back out and it's gone. 631 00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:35,118 - Yeah, it's gone. - You have the right to remain silent. 632 00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:38,431 Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. 633 00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:40,875 - You have the right to an attorney. - Uh... 634 00:41:41,240 --> 00:41:45,313 - I didn 't take your Christmas tree. - I saw the kids drag it into your house. 635 00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:48,278 - You're the ringleader. MARTHA: Don 't worry, dear. 636 00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:50,590 I'll bail you out of the slammer. 637 00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:52,833 Dennis. 638 00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:57,633 [HORN HONKING] 639 00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:06,235 - He-he-hey, Mitchell. - Hello, Mr. Bratcher, how are you? 640 00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:07,389 I'm great. 641 00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:10,916 I just sold five more insurance policies, all of them with Dennis Clauses. 642 00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:13,674 Your kid's gonna make me rich. 643 00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:15,714 [CHUCKLING] 644 00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:17,632 Loser. 645 00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:26,279 [CLOCK TICKING] 646 00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:31,710 Is Mr. Wilson okay? 647 00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:36,032 Yes, dear. He just had a rough night in jail, that's all. 648 00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:37,474 [SIGHS] 649 00:42:38,720 --> 00:42:40,472 Uh-oh. 650 00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:44,040 Dennis, I'm gonna run to the drug store very quickly... 651 00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:46,156 ...before Mr. Wilson wakes up... 652 00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:48,675 ...and get him some more of his special medication. 653 00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:52,435 Can you promise me that you'll stay right here with him until I get back? 654 00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:54,588 I promise. 655 00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:57,399 Very good, dear. Okay, I'll be right back. 656 00:42:57,920 --> 00:42:59,319 Hmm. 657 00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:05,398 Hmm. 658 00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:11,871 Time to bake cookies. 659 00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:27,070 Mmm. Kind of boring. 660 00:43:51,240 --> 00:43:53,151 [VIBRATING] 661 00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:00,558 Oops. 662 00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:03,358 [JAIL CELL DOOR SLAMMING] 663 00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:05,669 [SIGHS] 664 00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:07,751 [CLOCK TICKING] 665 00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:11,348 [MOANS] 666 00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:13,471 [FOOTSTEPS] 667 00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:22,910 DENNIS: Mr. Wilson, I made you something. 668 00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:24,957 They look delicious... 669 00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:27,554 ...but Mrs. Wilson doesn't allow me to have cookies. 670 00:44:27,720 --> 00:44:29,790 They're bad for my blood pressure. 671 00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:31,916 Not even one? 672 00:44:32,080 --> 00:44:33,069 Mmm. 673 00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:38,113 MR. WILSON: Maybe just one. After all, it is Christmas. 674 00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:41,114 [CRUNCH] [SIRENS WAILING] 675 00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:43,431 [DISPATCHER TALKING INDISTINCTLY OVER RADIO] 676 00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:46,548 Now, Dennis, you're going to have to tell the doctor... 677 00:44:46,720 --> 00:44:49,473 ...exactly what you put in those cookies. 678 00:44:49,640 --> 00:44:52,359 - Is Mr. Wilson gonna be okay? - Yes, dear. 679 00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:53,955 MARTHA: He'll be fine. 680 00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:56,236 Just as soon as they pump his stomach. 681 00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:58,311 [GRUNTING] 682 00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:00,831 [GROANING] 683 00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:03,389 MR. WILSON: Dennis. 684 00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:04,549 [GROWLING] 685 00:45:12,040 --> 00:45:16,750 Hey, Mitchell, I'm waiting for you. Loser! 686 00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:21,190 Why does he gotta be such a bully? 687 00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:25,031 He probably hasn't gotten in touch with his true inner self. 688 00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:29,193 It's genetic, like musical talent or exceptional good looks. 689 00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:33,433 My dad says people are bullies because they don't get enough love at home. 690 00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:36,433 They just need a little more patience, support... 691 00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:40,878 ...kindness from members of their communities to turn themselves around. 692 00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:42,837 Okay, now that's just gross. 693 00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:46,231 Okay, this is the last one. Ready, guys? 694 00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:50,272 Set. 695 00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:53,592 And jump. 696 00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:03,471 Perfect. When Mr. Wilson gets home from the hospital tonight... 697 00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:06,279 ...he's going to be so happy. 698 00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:09,711 JOEY: Yeah, what could possibly go wrong? 699 00:46:20,680 --> 00:46:22,591 [GROANING] 700 00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:25,634 MARTHA: All right, be careful, dear. 701 00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:28,318 Thank you. 702 00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:31,677 We'll go inside and I'll make you a nice cup of clear broth. 703 00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:33,592 [GROANING] 704 00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:37,872 Look at the lights. 705 00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:43,558 [GASPING] 706 00:46:43,720 --> 00:46:44,994 Aah! 707 00:46:45,160 --> 00:46:46,149 [LIGHT BULBS BREAKING] 708 00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:47,594 Whoa. Oh. 709 00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:50,071 [SIREN WAILING] 710 00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:52,831 [DISPATCHER TALKING INDISTINCTLY OVER RADIO] 711 00:46:57,160 --> 00:46:59,958 George, remember your blood pressure. 712 00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:17,630 I, uh... I am so sorry, Mr. Wilson. 713 00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:20,473 We'll pay for everything, don't you worry about that. 714 00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:23,871 We'll pay for everything somehow. 715 00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:25,314 [SIGHS] 716 00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:28,271 Oh, God. 717 00:47:34,240 --> 00:47:36,071 How bad is it? 718 00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:38,517 - You don't wanna know. - Oh. 719 00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:43,073 MAN [OVER TV]: And now, sit back, relax and enjoy our presentation... 720 00:47:43,240 --> 00:47:46,550 ... of Children of the Damned. 721 00:47:46,720 --> 00:47:49,518 MAN 2: We return to The Bad Seed after these messages. 722 00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:51,511 MAN 3: Rosemary's Baby right after this. 723 00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:54,956 - Maybe we should read. - Yeah, read. 724 00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:57,719 Prr. 725 00:48:05,520 --> 00:48:07,078 JACK: Hey, slug. 726 00:48:07,240 --> 00:48:12,189 Enjoy Christmas Eve tonight. Because tomorrow is the day you lose. 727 00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:13,793 [BELL RINGING] 728 00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:16,351 [ALL PANTING] 729 00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:19,399 I hope you put that jerk in his place, Dennis Mitchell. 730 00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:20,993 It doesn't matter. 731 00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:23,355 - What? - Tomorrow's Christmas. 732 00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:25,954 And the only thing left on my Christmas spirit list... 733 00:48:26,120 --> 00:48:28,236 ...to give Mr. Wilson is Santa Claus. 734 00:48:28,400 --> 00:48:30,516 How the heck am I gonna do that? 735 00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:32,875 You wanna come and play ball with us or something? 736 00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:34,109 Get your mind off it? 737 00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:35,315 [BELL RINGING] 738 00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:38,552 All right, merry Christmas. Merry... Hello. 739 00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:44,400 No. Thanks anyways. You guys go on. I'll see you later. 740 00:48:57,800 --> 00:49:00,268 - Hi. - Yo, what's up? Oh, hey. 741 00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:01,429 [LAUGHS] 742 00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:05,070 - Ho-ho-ho. Merry Christmas. - You're the Santa from the mall, right? 743 00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:08,997 I was, all right? I lost that gig. 744 00:49:09,160 --> 00:49:11,549 So, what are you doing out here? 745 00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:14,994 Hello? I'm trying to spread the Christmas spirit. 746 00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:18,277 If I can give it to just one person, one person. 747 00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:22,558 Maybe you can help my friend Joey. He really wants snow for Christmas. 748 00:49:22,720 --> 00:49:24,119 [LAUGHS] 749 00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:28,910 Snow? Oh, man. It hasn't snowed on Christmas here in 30 years. 750 00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:31,275 You need to put a dollar in this bucket. 751 00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:32,998 Wait a minute. What did you say? 752 00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:36,152 I said what you need is a dollar in this bucket. 753 00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:39,551 No, before that. Did you say Christmas spirit? 754 00:49:39,720 --> 00:49:43,395 - That's right. See, I came here to- - Do you need to give it to somebody? 755 00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:46,517 - Yeah. - You know what, Santa? 756 00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:47,829 I know just the guy. 757 00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:49,679 [BELL RINGS] 758 00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:52,152 [COUGHING] 759 00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:53,634 MR. WILSON: Martha? 760 00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:56,471 [COUGHING CONTINUES] 761 00:49:57,120 --> 00:49:58,872 Martha, what's going on? 762 00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:00,996 I was just trying to warm up the room. 763 00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:04,152 That hole in the wall makes it a little drafty in here. 764 00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:05,799 [CRACKLING] 765 00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:08,633 Ah, there must be something stuck in the chimney. 766 00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:10,028 [THUD] 767 00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:13,158 - Ooh. - What the dickens is going on? 768 00:50:13,320 --> 00:50:14,673 [THUD] 769 00:50:22,440 --> 00:50:23,509 [COUGHING] 770 00:50:26,320 --> 00:50:27,878 What are you doing up there? 771 00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:30,592 Ho-ho-ho, Mr. Winston. 772 00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:34,032 Get down off my roof, you idiot. The name is Wilson. 773 00:50:35,360 --> 00:50:36,349 [COUGHING CONTINUES] 774 00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:39,478 Hey, Mr. Wilson. Surprise. 775 00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:42,871 Dennis. I might have known you'd have something to do with this. 776 00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:45,315 That's right. I'm your secret Santa. 777 00:50:45,480 --> 00:50:47,710 - You're my what? - Your secret Santa. 778 00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:48,995 [COUGHING, CLEARING THROAT] 779 00:50:49,160 --> 00:50:51,515 You be quiet up there. And get down. 780 00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:53,555 What is it, George? 781 00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:56,918 It's Santa Claus. I found him in the park... 782 00:50:57,080 --> 00:51:00,038 ...and I brought him here to give Mr. Wilson the Christmas spirit. 783 00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:03,237 - Oh, that's nice, dear. - You found him in the park... 784 00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:05,709 ...and you brought him here to my home? 785 00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:07,552 Merry Christmas, Mr. Wilson. 786 00:51:07,720 --> 00:51:09,836 Yeah, merry Christmas, Mr. Winston. Ha-ha-ha. 787 00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:11,558 - Wilson! - Ho-ho-ho. 788 00:51:11,720 --> 00:51:14,075 So you got the Christmas spirit yet, Mr. Wilson? 789 00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:16,390 Ohhh. 790 00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:17,789 I need some help. 791 00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:19,109 [SIREN WAILING] 792 00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:22,112 COP: Come on, Santa. - Ohh. 793 00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:24,750 Give me a break. 794 00:51:25,520 --> 00:51:27,556 - I'm trying to spread the spirit. - Yeah. 795 00:51:27,720 --> 00:51:29,392 - In the car. - Can't we all get along? 796 00:51:29,560 --> 00:51:33,473 - We'll get along at the station. In the car. - Watch the hat. It's expensive. 797 00:51:33,640 --> 00:51:34,993 Ugh. 798 00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:41,589 [HURRIED FOOTSTEPS] 799 00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:48,989 [DOORBELL RINGS] 800 00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:54,316 [EXHALING] 801 00:51:55,600 --> 00:51:57,033 [DOOR OPENS] 802 00:51:59,400 --> 00:52:01,311 MARTHA: George, dear? 803 00:52:01,480 --> 00:52:04,119 I brought someone to see you. 804 00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:06,078 I'm gonna leave you two boys alone. 805 00:52:08,200 --> 00:52:09,599 Mr. Wilson? 806 00:52:09,920 --> 00:52:10,909 Now what? 807 00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:14,993 I just came to say I'm sorry. For everything. 808 00:52:15,160 --> 00:52:16,991 Here, I made you a card. 809 00:52:17,160 --> 00:52:18,718 You stay away from here. 810 00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:22,429 Stay away from my wife, from my home, from me. 811 00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:23,715 But, Mr. Wilson... 812 00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:26,713 Don't say my name. Forget you ever knew me. 813 00:52:27,160 --> 00:52:29,230 You're nothing but trouble, Dennis Mitchell. 814 00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:30,515 You're a menace. 815 00:52:31,280 --> 00:52:33,589 Now, go away. I never wanna see you again. 816 00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:37,228 And one more thing. 817 00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:44,037 There is no such thing as Santa Claus. 818 00:52:47,560 --> 00:52:49,471 [CRYING] 819 00:53:01,720 --> 00:53:03,631 [WIND WHISTLING] 820 00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:05,195 BOB: I had you on my good list. 821 00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:06,349 I had toys for you guys. 822 00:53:06,520 --> 00:53:09,318 Now you're on my bad list. Guess who's naughty, both of you. 823 00:53:09,960 --> 00:53:14,033 Don't worry, Santa. We'll get you back to the North Pole on time. 824 00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:16,111 [BOTH LAUGHING] 825 00:53:16,720 --> 00:53:18,358 [DISPATCHER TALKING INDISTINCTLY OVER RADIO] 826 00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:24,149 Pull over, Stenski. Pull over. We lost Santa Claus. 827 00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:26,751 [SIREN WAILING] 828 00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:31,151 - Merry Christmas, everyone. - But it isn 't until Tuesday, mum. 829 00:53:31,320 --> 00:53:32,309 Well, we need it now... 830 00:53:32,480 --> 00:53:35,597 ... so let's go ahead and have it. Norah, Ito. 831 00:53:35,760 --> 00:53:38,035 Patrick. 832 00:53:38,200 --> 00:53:40,475 Oh, I did want to pay you some of your back salary... 833 00:53:40,640 --> 00:53:42,471 ITO: Now not another word about it, mum. 834 00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:44,471 You know we wouldn 't think of leaving you. 835 00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:46,312 MAME: Oh, it's isn 't seventeen jewels, Ito. 836 00:53:46,480 --> 00:53:50,109 But I'm not sure that time is worth all that decoration these days. 837 00:53:50,920 --> 00:53:52,831 [SNORING] 838 00:53:53,640 --> 00:53:55,073 - Hey, Martha. BOB: Ahem. 839 00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:57,952 I'm coming. 840 00:53:58,400 --> 00:53:59,628 [GASPS] 841 00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:01,269 Don't be afraid. Ha-ha. 842 00:54:02,040 --> 00:54:03,837 I'm here to help you, Mr. Wilson. 843 00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:05,399 [CHUCKLES] 844 00:54:05,960 --> 00:54:07,473 What, uh... 845 00:54:07,640 --> 00:54:09,073 [CLATTERING] 846 00:54:09,240 --> 00:54:11,708 Hey, that's my ice bucket. 847 00:54:11,880 --> 00:54:15,156 Ahh. Sorry. I knew I should've gone for a smaller set of wings. 848 00:54:15,320 --> 00:54:18,118 You know how it is. You're in a rush, rushing out the door... 849 00:54:18,280 --> 00:54:20,999 ...and you grab anything that could fit. - Wait. 850 00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:24,518 Wait, you're the jerk that was stuck in my chimney tonight. 851 00:54:24,680 --> 00:54:29,390 Well, you can call me jerk if you want to but I prefer Bob. Ha-ha. 852 00:54:29,560 --> 00:54:33,553 Yeah, Bob, jerk, or whatever your name is, I'm calling the police. 853 00:54:35,360 --> 00:54:37,555 How did you...? 854 00:54:37,720 --> 00:54:40,439 What, do I got to spell it out for you, Georgie? Come on. 855 00:54:40,600 --> 00:54:43,717 The suit, the wings, it's Christmas. Ha-ha-ha. 856 00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:45,029 This guy... 857 00:54:45,200 --> 00:54:46,189 [CLATTERING] 858 00:54:46,360 --> 00:54:47,713 Ooh. Uh... 859 00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:51,509 I guess that was valuable to you too, huh? 860 00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:53,235 Sorry. It's a nice lamp. 861 00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:54,753 [CHUCKLES] 862 00:54:59,360 --> 00:55:00,429 You're an angel. 863 00:55:00,640 --> 00:55:01,629 Pfft. 864 00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:06,510 Not exactly. More like... Let's see, the Christmas spirit. Whoa. 865 00:55:06,920 --> 00:55:08,911 - Whoa! - Oh. 866 00:55:09,320 --> 00:55:11,788 Heh. Whew! That was a close one. 867 00:55:11,960 --> 00:55:13,473 Spirit? 868 00:55:17,960 --> 00:55:19,598 I'm dead. 869 00:55:20,840 --> 00:55:23,274 He did it to me, didn't he? 870 00:55:23,440 --> 00:55:25,158 Dennis. 871 00:55:25,320 --> 00:55:26,912 He finished me off. 872 00:55:27,080 --> 00:55:28,752 [LAUGHING] No, no. 873 00:55:28,920 --> 00:55:29,989 You're not dead. 874 00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:32,515 Well, at least not in the traditional sense. Ha-ha-ha. 875 00:55:32,680 --> 00:55:34,910 What is that supposed to mean? 876 00:55:35,320 --> 00:55:37,629 - Let me show you. - I'm not going anywhere with you. 877 00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:39,678 But, Georgie... 878 00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:41,114 [FRAME BREAKS] 879 00:55:41,280 --> 00:55:44,829 Anything. All right, I'll go, as long as you get out of my house. 880 00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:48,390 Sounds good to me. Hold on. 881 00:55:49,960 --> 00:55:51,439 Why? 882 00:55:52,040 --> 00:55:53,837 BOB: Whoo-hoo! 883 00:55:59,840 --> 00:56:01,478 [BOB HUMMING] 884 00:56:01,640 --> 00:56:03,153 [MR. WILSON GASPS] 885 00:56:03,320 --> 00:56:04,833 Hey, this... 886 00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:08,872 - This flying is all right. - Ha-ha. Really? 887 00:56:09,040 --> 00:56:11,952 I could never get the hang of it, man. 888 00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:14,071 - What? - Ooh, oh! 889 00:56:18,640 --> 00:56:20,437 [VEHICLE PASSING BY] 890 00:56:20,600 --> 00:56:22,670 [INDISTINCT SHOUTING] 891 00:56:34,680 --> 00:56:35,999 Where are we? 892 00:56:38,760 --> 00:56:42,639 Mr. Newman. Mr. Newman. 893 00:56:49,160 --> 00:56:50,673 That's... 894 00:56:52,160 --> 00:56:53,798 That's me. 895 00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:55,552 Mr. Newman. 896 00:56:55,720 --> 00:56:58,393 Boy, you were such a cute kid. Heh. 897 00:56:58,760 --> 00:57:00,159 What happened? 898 00:57:00,320 --> 00:57:01,309 [DOORBELL RINGING] 899 00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:08,635 - Oh, Georgie. - Look, Mr. Newman. 900 00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:10,597 Here's a picture of it in my comic. 901 00:57:10,760 --> 00:57:13,069 NEWMAN: "The Fabulous Freddy Fishing Rod." 902 00:57:13,240 --> 00:57:15,071 GEORGIE: Yeah, isn't it swell? NEWMAN: Yeah. 903 00:57:15,240 --> 00:57:17,435 The one I told you about. I send the picture to Santa... 904 00:57:17,600 --> 00:57:19,556 ...and he'll know exactly what I want. 905 00:57:19,720 --> 00:57:21,631 Yes, I'm sure he can hardly wait. 906 00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:28,000 The things I do in the name of neighborliness. 907 00:57:28,160 --> 00:57:31,072 He was a very patient man. 908 00:57:31,640 --> 00:57:33,073 Really? 909 00:57:35,680 --> 00:57:38,433 MAN [OVER RADIO]: Folks, today I have good news from Hollywood. 910 00:57:38,600 --> 00:57:41,592 The little girl with the big dimples and the sunshine in her eye. 911 00:57:41,760 --> 00:57:44,035 June Allyson, star of... 912 00:57:45,160 --> 00:57:48,516 NEWMAN: Mrs. Newman left you some crayons and paper. 913 00:57:48,680 --> 00:57:51,240 She should be back from the market any time now. 914 00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:54,039 Swell. I think I'll work on my letter to Santa. 915 00:57:54,200 --> 00:57:55,599 NEWMAN: Good. 916 00:57:55,760 --> 00:57:59,389 And just stay out of trouble until your mother gets home from work. Hmm? 917 00:57:59,560 --> 00:58:03,189 - Sure, Mr. Newman. - Go, go, go, go. 918 00:58:03,720 --> 00:58:05,631 [WOMAN TALKING INDISTINCTLY OVER RADIO] 919 00:58:07,040 --> 00:58:08,632 [SIGHS] 920 00:58:09,320 --> 00:58:12,357 Ahh. That can't be right. 921 00:58:12,520 --> 00:58:14,431 [SIGHS] 922 00:58:15,240 --> 00:58:17,117 Mr. Newman? 923 00:58:17,480 --> 00:58:20,836 - Yeah? - You got any stamps? 924 00:58:21,680 --> 00:58:25,468 - Yeah, around here somewhere. - Okey-dokey, dominokey. 925 00:58:26,760 --> 00:58:28,352 NEWMAN: Ahh... 926 00:58:32,360 --> 00:58:34,271 [HORN HONKING] 927 00:58:40,760 --> 00:58:43,433 Uh-oh. Where were you going? 928 00:58:44,240 --> 00:58:46,196 I remember this. 929 00:58:53,680 --> 00:58:58,674 Gosh, I wonder why Mr. Newman left his boats out here. 930 00:59:00,520 --> 00:59:02,636 I better put them back where they belong. 931 00:59:04,600 --> 00:59:06,511 MR. WILSON: No, no, no. No. 932 00:59:06,680 --> 00:59:08,875 No, no. 933 00:59:12,200 --> 00:59:13,713 Don't do it. Don't do it. 934 00:59:15,360 --> 00:59:16,349 He can't hear you. 935 00:59:19,080 --> 00:59:20,308 [GASPS] 936 00:59:21,160 --> 00:59:23,720 - Oh... That's not good. - Ahh... 937 00:59:30,920 --> 00:59:33,070 - Ah! - I've gotta stop this. 938 00:59:35,280 --> 00:59:36,429 [RADIO PLAYING IN BACKGROUND] 939 00:59:36,600 --> 00:59:38,272 [FOOTSTEPS] 940 00:59:39,360 --> 00:59:41,635 Mr. Newman, go upstairs, now. 941 00:59:42,560 --> 00:59:44,994 - I told you, he can't hear you. - Mr. Newman. 942 00:59:45,160 --> 00:59:48,630 - There's nothing you can do. - Go upstairs now. 943 00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:51,230 [WATER DROPS FALLING] 944 00:59:56,520 --> 00:59:58,272 Oh! Oh! 945 01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:01,797 Georgie. 946 01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:10,989 Oooh. 947 01:00:13,840 --> 01:00:17,469 Georgie! 948 01:00:18,120 --> 01:00:19,633 [NEWMAN MOANING] 949 01:00:19,800 --> 01:00:20,949 [CHUCKLES] 950 01:00:21,120 --> 01:00:23,315 You were really something, huh? Ha-ha-ha. 951 01:00:23,480 --> 01:00:24,833 Yeah. 952 01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:27,036 Yeah, I guess I was. 953 01:00:27,240 --> 01:00:31,153 That was the year that I accidentally knocked all the power out to the city. 954 01:00:31,320 --> 01:00:34,278 It took them three days to turn it back on again. 955 01:00:37,760 --> 01:00:40,354 I never did get that fishing rod. 956 01:00:45,320 --> 01:00:47,629 Come on. We got places to go. 957 01:00:51,760 --> 01:00:53,637 Are we done? 958 01:00:54,120 --> 01:00:55,678 Nope, not yet. 959 01:00:56,640 --> 01:00:59,154 Hey, that's me. 960 01:01:00,120 --> 01:01:02,839 Nice way to spend Christmas Eve, huh? 961 01:01:20,320 --> 01:01:21,389 [SNORING] 962 01:01:22,440 --> 01:01:25,034 You lucked out with that one, Wilson. 963 01:01:26,160 --> 01:01:28,833 I did, indeed. 964 01:01:34,040 --> 01:01:35,837 [SLIDING DRAWER] 965 01:01:47,560 --> 01:01:49,596 Too bad you don't appreciate it. 966 01:01:52,200 --> 01:01:54,350 Merry Christmas. 967 01:01:56,400 --> 01:01:57,674 I... 968 01:01:59,080 --> 01:02:00,479 I didn't know. 969 01:02:02,840 --> 01:02:05,308 No, you didn't. 970 01:02:13,600 --> 01:02:16,068 What are we gonna do, Henry? 971 01:02:16,360 --> 01:02:18,715 With the damage tonight and the stamp collection... 972 01:02:18,880 --> 01:02:22,429 ...and everything else, we're gonna owe Mr. Wilson $40,000. 973 01:02:22,600 --> 01:02:25,956 It's actually closer to 45 but at this point, who's counting? 974 01:02:26,120 --> 01:02:28,839 Well, they do owe me that money. 975 01:02:29,080 --> 01:02:31,913 That child caused all the damages. 976 01:02:32,400 --> 01:02:34,356 It's only fair. 977 01:02:34,800 --> 01:02:36,028 Mm-hm. 978 01:02:36,200 --> 01:02:37,713 [CRYING] Poor Dennis. 979 01:02:37,880 --> 01:02:39,996 He wants that bike so desperately. 980 01:02:40,160 --> 01:02:43,596 I know, honey. I wish we had the money, but we don't. 981 01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:45,751 He's gonna be heartbroken. 982 01:02:46,120 --> 01:02:47,712 [ALICE AND HENRY SIGH] 983 01:02:47,880 --> 01:02:50,235 I know he's a handful but he's a good boy. 984 01:02:50,400 --> 01:02:54,439 And no child deserves to be heartbroken on Christmas. 985 01:02:55,520 --> 01:02:57,636 We're gonna have to sell the house, aren't we? 986 01:02:57,800 --> 01:02:59,916 HENRY: A smaller place might be nice for a change. 987 01:03:00,680 --> 01:03:01,954 Cozy. 988 01:03:02,120 --> 01:03:04,998 - What? - But we're together... 989 01:03:05,160 --> 01:03:07,310 ...and that's all that matters. 990 01:03:07,880 --> 01:03:09,996 Can't you do something? 991 01:03:10,600 --> 01:03:11,874 [SIGHS] 992 01:03:12,200 --> 01:03:13,758 If the Mitchells move... 993 01:03:13,920 --> 01:03:16,480 ...that means they're taking Dennis with them. 994 01:03:17,480 --> 01:03:19,835 BOB: Isn't that what you always wanted? 995 01:03:28,320 --> 01:03:29,309 Oh. 996 01:03:29,480 --> 01:03:30,799 [CREAKING] 997 01:03:31,280 --> 01:03:33,396 Oh. Hah. 998 01:03:34,280 --> 01:03:35,713 [DOG WHIMPERING] 999 01:03:36,800 --> 01:03:41,271 Mr. Wilson is right, Ruff. I am a menace. I'm no good. 1000 01:03:45,520 --> 01:03:47,033 You heard Mr. Wilson. 1001 01:03:47,200 --> 01:03:51,239 There's no such thing as Santa Claus. He said it, so it must be true. 1002 01:03:51,920 --> 01:03:54,480 I'm not gonna get the Mite-Y-Max bike. 1003 01:03:54,640 --> 01:03:58,269 Jack'll win tomorrow and I'll be a loser. 1004 01:03:59,720 --> 01:04:02,996 You know what, Ruff? Christmas is stupid. 1005 01:04:03,760 --> 01:04:04,829 [DOG BARKS] 1006 01:04:05,200 --> 01:04:07,475 Oh, no. 1007 01:04:08,240 --> 01:04:10,151 The S word. 1008 01:04:10,640 --> 01:04:12,870 He said the S word. 1009 01:04:13,040 --> 01:04:17,079 This is bad, very bad. 1010 01:04:27,720 --> 01:04:28,914 Invisible, remember? 1011 01:04:29,560 --> 01:04:31,551 But not intangible. 1012 01:04:31,720 --> 01:04:34,314 Look, I got it, all right? 1013 01:04:34,480 --> 01:04:36,869 I'm Scrooge, you're the ghost of Christmas. 1014 01:04:37,040 --> 01:04:39,508 I have to learn my lesson, blah, blah, blah. 1015 01:04:42,280 --> 01:04:44,953 But this boy is suffering. 1016 01:04:45,680 --> 01:04:49,150 This has to stop right now. 1017 01:04:49,960 --> 01:04:51,473 Not yet. 1018 01:04:56,960 --> 01:04:59,190 Now where are we? 1019 01:05:00,040 --> 01:05:01,314 Is this the future? 1020 01:05:07,400 --> 01:05:08,992 MAN [OVER P.A.]: Happy holidays to all citizens. 1021 01:05:09,160 --> 01:05:12,835 Recycled air will be available free tomorrow to all citizens... 1022 01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:15,992 ... as a holiday gift from our beloved twin presidents, Mary Kate and Ashley. 1023 01:05:16,160 --> 01:05:17,798 [SNICKERING] 1024 01:05:19,120 --> 01:05:21,111 - What's that smell? - Heh. 1025 01:05:21,280 --> 01:05:25,273 Oh, they had to start adding sun block, SPF 800, to the air around 2019. 1026 01:05:25,440 --> 01:05:28,318 I guess we should have listened to Al Gore. Ha-ha-ha. 1027 01:05:32,680 --> 01:05:34,830 Oh, no. 1028 01:05:35,840 --> 01:05:37,956 MR. WILSON: Is that my house? 1029 01:05:38,120 --> 01:05:39,553 Yup. 1030 01:05:40,360 --> 01:05:44,751 You lived there with your wife until she died. Rest her soul. 1031 01:05:44,920 --> 01:05:47,229 Then you lived there the rest of your life... 1032 01:05:47,520 --> 01:05:48,839 ...alone. 1033 01:05:49,760 --> 01:05:51,557 BOB: No family. 1034 01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:53,877 No friends even. 1035 01:05:54,440 --> 01:05:57,796 You pushed everyone away until you were left with nothing. 1036 01:05:58,120 --> 01:06:00,190 It looks so Ionely. 1037 01:06:00,360 --> 01:06:01,918 It is. 1038 01:06:07,240 --> 01:06:09,037 [DOG WHIMPERING] 1039 01:06:11,240 --> 01:06:14,232 That's the Mitchells' house. Why isn't it decorated? 1040 01:06:22,400 --> 01:06:23,515 MAN: Get out of here. 1041 01:06:23,680 --> 01:06:26,240 But, Mr. Mitchell, it's Christmas Eve. 1042 01:06:26,400 --> 01:06:28,834 I told you, I don't want a wreath. I don't want lights. 1043 01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:31,389 I don't want any decorations. I don't like Christmas. 1044 01:06:31,560 --> 01:06:33,152 Now get lost. 1045 01:06:33,320 --> 01:06:34,912 What happened to Henry? 1046 01:06:35,080 --> 01:06:37,275 Shameless capitalism, at its best. 1047 01:06:39,560 --> 01:06:41,790 Why is he such a crab? 1048 01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:50,434 Alice and Henry sold the house back in '07... 1049 01:06:50,600 --> 01:06:53,478 ...because of their massive debt that they owed you. 1050 01:06:54,280 --> 01:06:56,032 Henry got a second job and so did Alice. 1051 01:06:56,200 --> 01:06:57,189 [WHIRRING] 1052 01:06:57,360 --> 01:06:59,669 Their lives were never the same after that. 1053 01:06:59,840 --> 01:07:03,833 Dennis swore his whole entire life that he was gonna buy that house back. 1054 01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:06,594 From that point on, that was his one goal. 1055 01:07:06,760 --> 01:07:09,354 He went to college on a skateboard scholarship. 1056 01:07:09,520 --> 01:07:12,034 He got a really good job working in an insurance company. 1057 01:07:12,200 --> 01:07:14,430 Well, there you go. 1058 01:07:14,760 --> 01:07:17,149 With adversity comes success. 1059 01:07:18,360 --> 01:07:20,510 But at what price? 1060 01:07:20,680 --> 01:07:22,238 He never had a family. 1061 01:07:22,400 --> 01:07:24,072 He never had kids. 1062 01:07:24,240 --> 01:07:26,629 He barely had any friends. 1063 01:07:27,280 --> 01:07:28,679 Where is he now? 1064 01:07:29,760 --> 01:07:31,591 Mr. Wilson... 1065 01:07:32,520 --> 01:07:34,829 ...that's not Henry Mitchell. 1066 01:07:44,720 --> 01:07:46,073 Dennis? 1067 01:07:46,920 --> 01:07:50,276 His Christmas spirit was broken way back then. 1068 01:07:50,600 --> 01:07:53,239 That's the year you told him there was no Santa Claus. 1069 01:07:53,880 --> 01:07:55,472 No. 1070 01:07:57,320 --> 01:07:58,594 No. 1071 01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:03,278 - We've got to do something. - Don't waste your breath, Mr. Wilson. 1072 01:08:03,440 --> 01:08:04,793 Dennis, it's me. 1073 01:08:04,960 --> 01:08:06,757 Give it up, man. It's too late. 1074 01:08:06,920 --> 01:08:08,478 Forget what I said. 1075 01:08:08,640 --> 01:08:09,755 I was wrong. 1076 01:08:10,480 --> 01:08:12,357 I was wrong. 1077 01:08:12,520 --> 01:08:15,717 Christmas isn't stupid. It isn't. 1078 01:08:16,120 --> 01:08:21,240 - Please. Listen to me. - Merry Christmas, George Wilson. 1079 01:08:23,880 --> 01:08:25,472 Dennis. 1080 01:08:25,800 --> 01:08:27,074 [EXHALES] 1081 01:08:27,280 --> 01:08:28,838 Where am I? 1082 01:08:29,560 --> 01:08:31,391 [GRUNTS] 1083 01:08:33,280 --> 01:08:36,033 Trying to sell you these wings. These are the original wings. 1084 01:08:36,200 --> 01:08:39,988 There are seven left, folks. Seven left. They just sold it, it's going like hotcakes. 1085 01:08:40,160 --> 01:08:41,229 Please buy these wings. 1086 01:08:41,400 --> 01:08:44,392 Heavenly bodies are trying to give you these wings so you can fly. 1087 01:08:44,560 --> 01:08:47,199 - Dennis? - Look at these feathers made of goose. 1088 01:08:47,360 --> 01:08:48,759 Real goose. This is not fake. Uh-huh. 1089 01:08:48,920 --> 01:08:52,276 It's not something you get in Chinatown. You know what I'm saying? Ha-ha-ha. 1090 01:08:52,440 --> 01:08:54,351 [BOB TALKING INDISTINCTLY OVER TV] 1091 01:09:02,280 --> 01:09:05,317 Here, I made you a card. 1092 01:09:05,480 --> 01:09:09,598 Mr. Wilson, I'm sorry for everything. 1093 01:09:11,880 --> 01:09:13,632 DENNIS: Have you got the Christmas spirit yet... 1094 01:09:13,800 --> 01:09:15,279 ... Mr. Wilson? 1095 01:09:17,960 --> 01:09:19,712 It's Christmas. 1096 01:09:27,240 --> 01:09:29,435 I've got a lot of things to do. 1097 01:09:34,960 --> 01:09:36,996 Merry Christmas. 1098 01:09:37,200 --> 01:09:39,395 Merry Christmas, everyone. 1099 01:09:39,560 --> 01:09:41,676 Merry Christmas. 1100 01:09:41,920 --> 01:09:44,229 Merry Christmas, everyone. 1101 01:09:44,400 --> 01:09:49,394 Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Yes. 1102 01:10:00,600 --> 01:10:02,556 [HENRY YAWNS, SNIFFS] 1103 01:10:02,720 --> 01:10:05,234 - Do you want some coffee, honey? - Yeah. 1104 01:10:05,400 --> 01:10:06,674 - Henry. - Yeah? 1105 01:10:06,840 --> 01:10:09,434 - Henry. - What? 1106 01:10:12,080 --> 01:10:13,991 [RUNNING FOOTSTEPS] 1107 01:10:16,880 --> 01:10:17,869 Whoa! 1108 01:10:23,560 --> 01:10:25,949 No way. 1109 01:10:27,640 --> 01:10:30,757 He brought it. He brought it. There is a Santa Claus. 1110 01:10:31,160 --> 01:10:32,957 - Did you? - No. 1111 01:10:33,120 --> 01:10:34,678 - Did you? - No. 1112 01:10:34,840 --> 01:10:36,512 [DOORBELL RINGS] 1113 01:10:36,680 --> 01:10:38,272 [IN UNISON] Santa Claus? 1114 01:10:41,480 --> 01:10:44,995 Mind if I come in? It's freezing out there. 1115 01:10:45,920 --> 01:10:47,035 Now... 1116 01:10:47,200 --> 01:10:50,272 ...this is an itemized list of the debts that you owe me. 1117 01:10:50,440 --> 01:10:53,352 Look, Mr. Wilson, I said we were gonna pay you the money. 1118 01:10:54,280 --> 01:10:55,713 I was gonna... 1119 01:10:58,280 --> 01:10:59,633 Pay you soon. 1120 01:11:01,000 --> 01:11:04,310 Merry Christmas, Henry. Merry Christmas. 1121 01:11:04,480 --> 01:11:06,436 Are you okay, Mr. Wilson? 1122 01:11:06,600 --> 01:11:09,433 Alice, my dear, I have never been better. 1123 01:11:09,600 --> 01:11:11,352 What about the money? The Dennis Clause? 1124 01:11:11,520 --> 01:11:13,715 Forget about that. I'm gonna call the school... 1125 01:11:13,880 --> 01:11:16,155 ...they owe me a few favors. I'll see what they have to say. 1126 01:11:16,360 --> 01:11:17,349 Oh. 1127 01:11:17,520 --> 01:11:19,158 Thank you, Mr. Wilson. 1128 01:11:20,080 --> 01:11:23,868 Uh... George. Well, heck. You can call me Georgie. 1129 01:11:24,480 --> 01:11:25,469 Georgie. 1130 01:11:25,640 --> 01:11:26,709 [BOTH CHUCKLING] 1131 01:11:26,880 --> 01:11:30,270 Mr. Wilson, look. I got my bike. Santa brought my bike. 1132 01:11:32,040 --> 01:11:34,110 And well, he should have. 1133 01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:36,831 You deserve it. 1134 01:11:38,600 --> 01:11:41,160 You have been a very good boy this year. 1135 01:11:42,120 --> 01:11:43,235 You... 1136 01:11:43,400 --> 01:11:48,030 You are a very good person, Dennis Mitchell. 1137 01:11:50,360 --> 01:11:53,955 And I'm quite happy to know you. 1138 01:11:55,640 --> 01:11:57,835 You okay, Mr. Wilson? 1139 01:11:58,000 --> 01:11:59,194 [CHUCKLES] 1140 01:12:00,040 --> 01:12:01,792 Dennis... 1141 01:12:03,080 --> 01:12:04,433 ...I'm better than okay. 1142 01:12:05,880 --> 01:12:07,871 I'm majestic. 1143 01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:10,399 Hmm? 1144 01:12:10,680 --> 01:12:12,033 Merry Christmas. 1145 01:12:12,200 --> 01:12:15,237 - Merry Christmas, Mr. Wilson. - Ho-ho-ho. 1146 01:12:15,880 --> 01:12:17,677 - Huh? - Ha-ha-ha. 1147 01:12:23,320 --> 01:12:24,753 [DOOR OPENS] 1148 01:12:30,360 --> 01:12:31,395 MARTHA: George? 1149 01:12:31,560 --> 01:12:32,913 [SIGHS] 1150 01:12:33,480 --> 01:12:37,075 George, I slept so late. 1151 01:12:40,240 --> 01:12:42,435 There's a Christmas tree in our living room. 1152 01:12:43,120 --> 01:12:44,678 Hmm. 1153 01:12:52,760 --> 01:12:54,318 George. 1154 01:12:54,480 --> 01:12:55,993 [CHUCKLES] 1155 01:12:56,160 --> 01:12:58,913 - Well, what do you think? - Oh. 1156 01:13:00,880 --> 01:13:03,553 George, you shouldn't have done all this. 1157 01:13:03,720 --> 01:13:05,631 Of course I should have. 1158 01:13:05,800 --> 01:13:09,315 I should have done it a long, long time ago, Martha. 1159 01:13:09,520 --> 01:13:12,398 And if you promise to forgive me for being an old grouch... 1160 01:13:12,560 --> 01:13:16,155 ...I promise I'll make up for all the lost Christmases we've ever had. 1161 01:13:16,320 --> 01:13:18,595 George, they were never lost... 1162 01:13:18,760 --> 01:13:22,116 ...you old grouch. We were always together... 1163 01:13:22,280 --> 01:13:25,317 ...and that's all the Christmas I ever needed. 1164 01:13:25,480 --> 01:13:26,754 Oh. 1165 01:13:29,600 --> 01:13:32,114 I was saving this for your birthday... 1166 01:13:32,280 --> 01:13:34,919 ...but since it's Christmas... 1167 01:13:35,760 --> 01:13:37,193 [DRAWER OPENS] 1168 01:13:40,760 --> 01:13:42,751 You mentioned this a long time ago. 1169 01:13:43,800 --> 01:13:46,917 GEORGIE'S VOICE: Look, Mr. Newman. Here's a picture of it in my comic. 1170 01:13:47,080 --> 01:13:49,071 "The Fabulous Freddy Fishing Rod." 1171 01:13:49,240 --> 01:13:51,196 Yeah, isn't it swell? 1172 01:13:52,360 --> 01:13:53,349 MR. WILSON: Martha. 1173 01:13:55,080 --> 01:13:57,594 Where did you ever find this? 1174 01:13:57,760 --> 01:13:59,398 Dennis taught me how to shop online. 1175 01:13:59,560 --> 01:14:01,869 You can find anything you want out there. 1176 01:14:02,720 --> 01:14:04,438 Oh, Martha. 1177 01:14:04,600 --> 01:14:06,591 I've never had to look that far. 1178 01:14:06,760 --> 01:14:08,990 Oh, George. 1179 01:14:09,720 --> 01:14:10,994 Mm. 1180 01:14:11,160 --> 01:14:12,149 Wow. 1181 01:14:12,320 --> 01:14:13,958 [CHUCKLES] 1182 01:14:14,120 --> 01:14:15,439 Wow. 1183 01:14:23,360 --> 01:14:25,271 [EX CITED CHATTER] 1184 01:14:28,280 --> 01:14:31,033 All right, now listen to me. 1185 01:14:31,360 --> 01:14:32,759 Back off. 1186 01:14:34,120 --> 01:14:37,317 You're gonna go out there and beat that Mitchell kid. You got it? 1187 01:14:37,480 --> 01:14:38,549 Yeah. 1188 01:14:38,720 --> 01:14:41,996 - What? I can't hear you. - Yeah. 1189 01:14:42,160 --> 01:14:43,798 Look at me. 1190 01:14:44,120 --> 01:14:47,271 No Bratcher is a loser. Got it? 1191 01:14:47,440 --> 01:14:49,032 - Got it. - Say it. 1192 01:14:49,200 --> 01:14:50,713 No Bratcher is a loser. 1193 01:14:50,880 --> 01:14:53,155 And if you don't come in first, you're a what? 1194 01:14:53,320 --> 01:14:56,039 - Huh? A what? - A loser. 1195 01:14:56,200 --> 01:14:57,235 Good. 1196 01:14:57,800 --> 01:15:02,920 Now go out there and show him who's the fastest kid in town. 1197 01:15:03,640 --> 01:15:05,039 Yeah. 1198 01:15:09,080 --> 01:15:10,513 All right, son. 1199 01:15:10,680 --> 01:15:11,874 Drive safely. 1200 01:15:12,040 --> 01:15:14,349 Do your best. And remember, no matter what happens... 1201 01:15:14,520 --> 01:15:16,078 ...you're always a winner. Mm! - Thanks. 1202 01:15:16,240 --> 01:15:17,309 Okay. 1203 01:15:17,480 --> 01:15:20,950 Good luck, Dennis. You might not lose. 1204 01:15:21,800 --> 01:15:26,112 Dennis, you need to beat this guy, for all of us. 1205 01:15:26,280 --> 01:15:30,114 You can do it, I know you can. I believe in you, Dennis Mitchell. 1206 01:15:31,720 --> 01:15:36,510 - Holy cow. - Ugh. Whatever. 1207 01:15:38,600 --> 01:15:40,352 All right, racers to the starting line. 1208 01:15:40,840 --> 01:15:43,559 MARGARET: First one to the end of the block and back is the winner. 1209 01:15:45,600 --> 01:15:47,431 On your marks. 1210 01:15:48,040 --> 01:15:49,393 Get set. 1211 01:15:54,200 --> 01:15:55,349 Go. 1212 01:15:55,520 --> 01:15:56,509 [ALL CHEERING] 1213 01:15:56,680 --> 01:15:57,749 Come on, Dennis. 1214 01:15:58,600 --> 01:16:00,318 Let's go. Don't be a loser. 1215 01:16:00,480 --> 01:16:01,469 Come on. 1216 01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:06,194 Go, Dennis! Go! 1217 01:16:10,520 --> 01:16:12,158 You can do it, buddy! 1218 01:16:12,680 --> 01:16:14,318 Come on. 1219 01:16:17,480 --> 01:16:20,199 Faster. Beat him. 1220 01:16:20,360 --> 01:16:21,759 Do your best, son. 1221 01:16:21,920 --> 01:16:24,673 Don't be a loser. 1222 01:16:24,840 --> 01:16:26,592 HENRY: The apple doesn 't fall far from the tree. 1223 01:16:26,760 --> 01:16:28,352 JACK: Loser! 1224 01:16:28,520 --> 01:16:30,272 Loser. 1225 01:16:30,440 --> 01:16:32,590 JACK: Loser! 1226 01:16:35,280 --> 01:16:37,191 KIDS [CHANTING]: De-nnis! De-nnis! De-nnis! 1227 01:16:37,880 --> 01:16:38,869 [SQUEAKS] 1228 01:16:39,040 --> 01:16:40,951 [CHEERING CONTINUES] 1229 01:16:41,800 --> 01:16:43,153 Dennis. 1230 01:16:43,560 --> 01:16:44,675 Come on. Come on. Come on. 1231 01:16:45,880 --> 01:16:47,393 Yeah. 1232 01:16:50,200 --> 01:16:51,519 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1233 01:16:51,720 --> 01:16:54,871 That's it. All right, buddy. That's my boy. 1234 01:16:55,040 --> 01:16:59,079 That's how the Bratchers do it, pal. Right on. You see my kid? 1235 01:16:59,240 --> 01:17:01,151 My kid won. 1236 01:17:03,400 --> 01:17:06,153 Yeah, that's it, pal. 1237 01:17:06,640 --> 01:17:08,676 That's how the Bratchers do it, pal. 1238 01:17:08,840 --> 01:17:11,798 You're a winner. A winner. 1239 01:17:11,960 --> 01:17:14,110 And that kid over there... 1240 01:17:15,200 --> 01:17:17,077 BO Y: Good job, Dennis. Nice job. - That kid... 1241 01:17:17,240 --> 01:17:18,753 ...is a loser. 1242 01:17:20,640 --> 01:17:22,119 Say it. 1243 01:17:23,800 --> 01:17:24,915 Loser. 1244 01:17:25,520 --> 01:17:27,192 Let's go home. 1245 01:17:28,440 --> 01:17:29,475 GIRL: You were awesome. 1246 01:17:29,640 --> 01:17:31,756 Well, son... 1247 01:17:32,080 --> 01:17:34,275 ...I know you did your best. - Mm-hm. 1248 01:17:34,440 --> 01:17:36,396 What do you say we go have some hot chocolate? 1249 01:17:36,560 --> 01:17:39,870 - Be there in a minute, Dad. - All right, buddy. 1250 01:17:41,320 --> 01:17:43,072 You let him win, didn't you? 1251 01:17:43,240 --> 01:17:45,959 He needed it more than I did. 1252 01:17:50,840 --> 01:17:52,353 JACK [IN MEAN VOICE]: Hey, Mitchell. 1253 01:17:58,400 --> 01:18:00,072 Thanks. 1254 01:18:00,480 --> 01:18:02,198 Merry Christmas, Jack. 1255 01:18:02,360 --> 01:18:04,954 Merry Christmas, Mitch... Um... 1256 01:18:05,600 --> 01:18:06,589 Dennis. 1257 01:18:09,320 --> 01:18:12,312 It's snowing. It's snowing. I knew it would snow. 1258 01:18:12,480 --> 01:18:13,833 [KIDS CHEERING] 1259 01:18:14,000 --> 01:18:15,399 GIRL: Snow. 1260 01:18:15,560 --> 01:18:16,788 KID 1: Snow. KID 2: Hot chocolate. 1261 01:18:16,960 --> 01:18:18,871 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1262 01:18:33,280 --> 01:18:34,395 [CHUCKLES] 1263 01:18:34,560 --> 01:18:38,439 - I just love happy endings. Heh-heh-heh. MALE VOICE: Ho-ho-ho. 1264 01:18:38,600 --> 01:18:40,033 Okay, I'm coming. 1265 01:18:48,760 --> 01:18:50,910 Ah. Tsk. Look at the snow. 1266 01:18:51,080 --> 01:18:53,913 MARTHA: I don't remember seeing it snow like this since I was a little girl. 1267 01:18:54,080 --> 01:18:55,399 HENRY: Uh-oh. 1268 01:18:55,840 --> 01:18:57,478 [MARTHA CHUCKLES] 1269 01:18:57,800 --> 01:18:59,756 Be right back. 1270 01:19:00,080 --> 01:19:01,069 [CLEARS THROAT] 1271 01:19:01,480 --> 01:19:03,994 HENRY: Getting cold out here. - Yeah. 1272 01:19:04,160 --> 01:19:05,752 You want some? 1273 01:19:05,920 --> 01:19:07,672 No. L... 1274 01:19:07,840 --> 01:19:10,195 Come on, Bratcher, it's Christmas. Heh-heh. 1275 01:19:19,760 --> 01:19:21,159 Thanks. 1276 01:19:23,880 --> 01:19:25,154 HENRY: Congratulations on the race. 1277 01:19:25,320 --> 01:19:27,197 George, invite him in. 1278 01:19:31,840 --> 01:19:35,753 I'll be right in. I'm just going to shake the snow off the bushes. 1279 01:19:45,160 --> 01:19:47,071 [DENNIS GRUNTING] 1280 01:19:48,040 --> 01:19:49,234 DENNIS: Aah! 1281 01:19:50,120 --> 01:19:51,997 Ah... Ah! 1282 01:19:53,320 --> 01:19:54,673 Uh-oh. 1283 01:19:56,040 --> 01:19:58,270 DENNIS: Aah, aah, aah! 1284 01:19:58,440 --> 01:19:59,953 Mr. Wilson! 1285 01:20:00,240 --> 01:20:02,356 Mr. Wilson! 1286 01:20:03,080 --> 01:20:04,115 [TIRES SKIDDING, DOG BARKS] 1287 01:20:04,280 --> 01:20:06,271 MR. WILSON: Dennis!