1 00:00:34,268 --> 00:00:36,068 Where's the damn negotiator? 2 00:00:36,137 --> 00:00:37,870 They said 10 minutes. 10 minutes? 3 00:00:37,938 --> 00:00:40,906 They're all gonna be dead in 10 minutes. 4 00:00:40,975 --> 00:00:42,875 Sir, I think we got company. 5 00:00:52,486 --> 00:00:54,119 What the hell is he doing here? 6 00:00:54,188 --> 00:00:57,056 I don't know. Son of a bitch thinks he's a hero now. 7 00:01:09,637 --> 00:01:11,770 Well, he's gonna get us all ki-- 8 00:01:14,909 --> 00:01:16,942 Look out, Jack! 9 00:01:17,011 --> 00:01:19,244 Hold your fire! Hold your fire! 10 00:01:21,182 --> 00:01:22,448 Get down! 11 00:01:23,684 --> 00:01:25,918 No, Jack! No! 12 00:01:42,503 --> 00:01:43,502 No! 13 00:01:43,571 --> 00:01:45,104 Jack! 14 00:01:45,172 --> 00:01:46,605 Jack! 15 00:01:46,674 --> 00:01:48,173 Don't leave me, Jack! 16 00:01:48,242 --> 00:01:50,709 Don't leave me! Jack! 17 00:01:50,778 --> 00:01:51,710 No! 18 00:01:51,779 --> 00:01:53,545 No! 19 00:01:53,614 --> 00:01:59,051 Nooooo! 20 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:01,987 Nooo! 21 00:02:02,056 --> 00:02:04,623 Cut! Cut! No! 22 00:02:04,692 --> 00:02:06,358 That's a cut! Cut! Cut! Cut! 23 00:02:06,427 --> 00:02:07,526 Are those the lines? 24 00:02:07,595 --> 00:02:09,862 Is that the script? Give-- 25 00:02:09,930 --> 00:02:11,530 Colton! 26 00:02:11,599 --> 00:02:12,631 Hey, man, are you okay? 27 00:02:12,700 --> 00:02:14,233 I think I hurt my back. 28 00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:16,135 You were so good, man. 29 00:02:16,203 --> 00:02:18,170 I know why I quit acting now. 30 00:02:18,239 --> 00:02:20,072 Yeah. Everything looked just fine to me. 31 00:02:20,141 --> 00:02:21,740 You looked fine to me. 32 00:02:21,809 --> 00:02:23,809 Let me rub that back for you. 33 00:02:23,878 --> 00:02:25,177 Good job, Marty. Come on. 34 00:02:25,246 --> 00:02:27,179 Come on. Come on. Let me rub that for you. 35 00:02:27,248 --> 00:02:28,180 What happened to the scene? 36 00:02:28,249 --> 00:02:29,314 What happened to the comedy? 37 00:02:29,383 --> 00:02:31,083 Well, I changed a few things, kid. 38 00:02:31,152 --> 00:02:32,584 You changed some things? 39 00:02:32,653 --> 00:02:34,419 You can't do that. Were you gonna tell anyone? 40 00:02:34,488 --> 00:02:36,522 Well, you know, I-- Wasn't working for me. 41 00:02:36,590 --> 00:02:38,657 It might be a little too funny. 42 00:02:38,726 --> 00:02:40,225 Yeah, it was too funny. Yeah. 43 00:02:40,294 --> 00:02:41,894 Too funny? It's supposed to be funny. 44 00:02:41,962 --> 00:02:44,496 It's a comedy. It's called "Clown Cops." 45 00:02:44,565 --> 00:02:45,564 Yeah, well, my friend-- 46 00:02:45,633 --> 00:02:47,432 You came out of a pizza cop car. 47 00:02:47,501 --> 00:02:49,401 My friend just got shot, Joshie. 48 00:02:49,470 --> 00:02:51,170 It's a flesh wound. He lives. 49 00:02:51,238 --> 00:02:52,771 Yeah. I mean, you seen the scene. 50 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:54,773 Have you read the scene? Have you read the script? 51 00:02:54,842 --> 00:02:56,208 Yeah, I have, but my character hasn't. 52 00:02:56,277 --> 00:02:57,843 You know, in my opinion, 53 00:02:57,912 --> 00:03:00,012 it should be more serious, I think. 54 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:02,181 You think? No, you're not paid to think. 55 00:03:02,249 --> 00:03:04,416 You're paid to act, I'm paid to direct, 56 00:03:04,485 --> 00:03:06,118 and it's not going well. 57 00:03:06,187 --> 00:03:07,719 I'm gonna have to tell the studio. 58 00:03:07,788 --> 00:03:09,855 I don't want to have to tell the studio. 59 00:03:09,924 --> 00:03:11,623 No. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Joshie, no, no, no. 60 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:14,026 You know what it is? I'm--Whoa! I'm crashing. 61 00:03:14,094 --> 00:03:15,227 That's the problem. I'm crashing. 62 00:03:15,296 --> 00:03:16,562 Are you okay? Low blood sugar! 63 00:03:16,630 --> 00:03:17,696 Whoa! Whoa! Chair! 64 00:03:17,765 --> 00:03:20,532 Chair! Chair! Chair! Whoo hoo hoo! 65 00:03:20,601 --> 00:03:22,568 I'm telling you, I'm no good-- Where's Kyle? 66 00:03:22,636 --> 00:03:24,636 Maybe I need a salad or something. Kyle! 67 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:26,038 Kyle! Yes, Mr. West. 68 00:03:26,106 --> 00:03:27,639 Kyle! Lips! Lips! Quickly! Quickly! 69 00:03:29,877 --> 00:03:32,544 Well, okay. Kyle, where's that salad, 70 00:03:32,613 --> 00:03:34,213 the kale salad from Lou's? 71 00:03:34,281 --> 00:03:35,647 There was a problem, Mr. West. 72 00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:36,915 A problem? 73 00:03:36,984 --> 00:03:38,550 Your credit card maybe was declined. 74 00:03:38,619 --> 00:03:40,919 Who knows? I don't-- What? 75 00:03:40,988 --> 00:03:42,588 Um, this is very lovely. 76 00:03:42,656 --> 00:03:45,090 Just go get some food. 77 00:03:45,159 --> 00:03:47,125 Get your blood sugar into just a nice comfy place... 78 00:03:47,194 --> 00:03:48,460 I need something. Thank you. 79 00:03:48,529 --> 00:03:50,162 and then you come back here... Thank you. 80 00:03:50,231 --> 00:03:52,130 and then read the freaking scene as scripted! 81 00:03:52,199 --> 00:03:53,165 I promise. I pro--Ooh. 82 00:03:53,234 --> 00:03:54,166 This is nice. 83 00:03:54,235 --> 00:03:55,801 This is a nice sport coat. 84 00:03:55,869 --> 00:03:56,835 Barney's? Where's this from? 85 00:03:56,904 --> 00:03:58,103 It's from my grandfather. 86 00:03:58,172 --> 00:03:59,338 It's beautiful, really beautiful, 87 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:01,006 lovely. I'm sorry I snapped. 88 00:04:01,075 --> 00:04:02,441 It's okay. It happens. 89 00:04:02,509 --> 00:04:04,276 Just read the scene. It's moviemaking. Okay. 90 00:04:04,345 --> 00:04:05,644 All right, people, we're resetting! 91 00:04:05,713 --> 00:04:06,912 Back to one! 92 00:04:06,981 --> 00:04:08,847 I'll be better! I'll be better. 93 00:04:08,916 --> 00:04:10,749 I swear I'll be better. What happened? 94 00:04:10,818 --> 00:04:13,185 What happened with the credit card? How'd it get declined? 95 00:04:13,254 --> 00:04:16,455 Well, there were several suspicious charges... 96 00:04:16,523 --> 00:04:17,990 What? in Fort Lauderdale. 97 00:04:18,058 --> 00:04:20,525 Fort Lauderdale? Who's in Fort Lauderdale? I-- 98 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:23,695 Gee. Look, just call the credit card company. 99 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:24,696 Approve the charges. 100 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:26,765 Get my kale salad, and do s-- 101 00:04:26,834 --> 00:04:29,434 Wow. Wow, you're so muscular. 102 00:04:29,503 --> 00:04:30,702 Yeah. Looks nice. 103 00:04:30,771 --> 00:04:31,703 You're working out. 104 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:33,038 Sort of. Good. Okay. 105 00:04:33,107 --> 00:04:34,172 Yeah. 106 00:04:34,241 --> 00:04:36,141 I'm not. 107 00:04:55,596 --> 00:04:57,296 Fort Lauderdale? 108 00:04:57,364 --> 00:04:58,830 Fort Lauderdale? 109 00:04:58,899 --> 00:05:00,198 Who said I was in Fort Lauderdale? 110 00:05:00,267 --> 00:05:01,900 Your best friends, Amex and Visa. 111 00:05:01,969 --> 00:05:03,535 Hey, will you pass me that mango colada? 112 00:05:03,604 --> 00:05:05,003 Hey! Shh. COLTON: Whoa, whoa, whoa. 113 00:05:05,072 --> 00:05:07,205 That's not code name for a science book? 114 00:05:07,274 --> 00:05:08,206 Mango colada? 115 00:05:08,275 --> 00:05:09,641 No, it's a beverage. 116 00:05:09,710 --> 00:05:12,678 Well, that's alcohol, and it's Friday. 117 00:05:12,746 --> 00:05:14,913 I'm 21, and I'm parched. 118 00:05:14,982 --> 00:05:16,248 Besides, we didn't have class today, 119 00:05:16,317 --> 00:05:17,649 so we have a three-day weekend. 120 00:05:17,718 --> 00:05:19,184 Some of us went to the beach, 121 00:05:19,253 --> 00:05:20,485 so stop freakin' out. 122 00:05:20,554 --> 00:05:22,421 I'm not freakin' out, okay? Look, 123 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:25,057 I'm supposed to be looking after you while your mother's gone. 124 00:05:25,125 --> 00:05:27,492 How am I supposed to do that when I can't find you? 125 00:05:27,561 --> 00:05:29,861 I'm not 10. I don't have to tell you everything. 126 00:05:29,930 --> 00:05:31,163 Well, you know what? 127 00:05:31,231 --> 00:05:33,899 You do, as long as I'm paying for it. 128 00:05:33,967 --> 00:05:35,267 I'm fine, 129 00:05:35,336 --> 00:05:37,502 and I don't need my stepdad babysitting me. 130 00:05:37,571 --> 00:05:39,671 You're not checking up on Mom every day 131 00:05:39,740 --> 00:05:42,441 while she's halfway across the world on some yoga retreat, are you? 132 00:05:42,509 --> 00:05:43,675 Hey, you know what, Raya? 133 00:05:43,744 --> 00:05:45,010 You're not your mother, okay? 134 00:05:45,079 --> 00:05:47,179 And she had a very tough year last year. 135 00:05:47,247 --> 00:05:48,180 You know that. 136 00:05:48,248 --> 00:05:49,581 My mom's gonna be fine. 137 00:05:49,650 --> 00:05:52,951 And, no, you're right. I wasn't there. 138 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:57,255 I was stuck in a library for 72 hours studying for finals week, 139 00:05:57,324 --> 00:06:01,126 being responsible, which is why you can trust me now, Colt. 140 00:06:01,195 --> 00:06:02,427 I do trust you, Raya, 141 00:06:02,496 --> 00:06:04,429 and I know you could take care of yourself. 142 00:06:04,498 --> 00:06:06,465 I know you're responsible. 143 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:08,633 And, Raya... 144 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:10,969 you can call me Dad. 145 00:06:13,140 --> 00:06:14,406 My God. 146 00:06:14,475 --> 00:06:15,407 My God. 147 00:06:18,946 --> 00:06:19,878 My God. 148 00:06:19,947 --> 00:06:21,079 Raya? 149 00:06:27,521 --> 00:06:29,821 What just happened? 150 00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:31,323 Nothing good. 151 00:06:42,703 --> 00:06:44,836 They're here. 152 00:06:54,348 --> 00:06:55,614 Lavalantula! 153 00:06:56,917 --> 00:06:58,116 Run! 154 00:07:18,372 --> 00:07:19,371 Watch out! 155 00:07:27,714 --> 00:07:29,714 God! Raya! 156 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:30,849 Casey! 157 00:07:30,918 --> 00:07:32,951 Casey! Raya! 158 00:07:33,020 --> 00:07:35,020 Help me! 159 00:07:35,088 --> 00:07:36,021 No! 160 00:07:38,025 --> 00:07:40,725 Casey! Casey! 161 00:07:43,764 --> 00:07:45,964 We have to go! 162 00:07:56,410 --> 00:07:58,844 Hey, this is Raya. Leave me a message. 163 00:07:58,912 --> 00:08:00,078 Bye. 164 00:08:00,147 --> 00:08:02,714 Raya, call me back. It's your dad. 165 00:08:02,783 --> 00:08:04,382 This is Lisa Johnson, 166 00:08:04,451 --> 00:08:07,152 and I am here in the downtown district of Fort Lauderdale 167 00:08:07,221 --> 00:08:10,021 after massive sinkholes all over the city 168 00:08:10,090 --> 00:08:12,257 have birthed another wave of lavalantulas. 169 00:08:12,326 --> 00:08:14,559 And almost a year ago to the day 170 00:08:14,628 --> 00:08:16,828 where they first wreaked havoc on Los Angeles. 171 00:08:16,897 --> 00:08:19,531 The big question on everyone's mind right now 172 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:21,433 is when will the military take action? 173 00:08:21,502 --> 00:08:26,605 Or does Florida need Colton West? 174 00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:29,841 This is Lisa Johnson signing off from downtown Fort Lauderdale. 175 00:08:29,910 --> 00:08:31,510 I'm not doing this again. 176 00:08:39,119 --> 00:08:40,852 Hey, did you feel that? 177 00:08:40,921 --> 00:08:42,420 No. 178 00:08:42,489 --> 00:08:44,923 Hey, man, this is not California. 179 00:08:44,992 --> 00:08:47,292 Things do not shake like this in Florida. 180 00:08:47,361 --> 00:08:49,628 Not outside of South Beach, anyway. 181 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:50,629 Are you all right? 182 00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:52,297 Army helicopters, shaking! 183 00:08:52,366 --> 00:08:54,232 I'm having a bad déjà vu. 184 00:08:54,301 --> 00:08:56,034 No, you're not. 185 00:08:56,103 --> 00:08:57,736 Were you on the phone with somebody? 186 00:08:57,804 --> 00:08:59,304 Yeah, my daughter, Raya. 187 00:08:59,373 --> 00:09:01,540 Where's she at? Fort Lauderdale. 188 00:09:01,608 --> 00:09:05,977 Man, I heard that's where the epicenter of all this mess is. 189 00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:09,381 Come on, Colton. What would Red Rocket do, man? 190 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:22,127 Where are those guns you were working on? 191 00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:26,565 You okay? 192 00:09:26,633 --> 00:09:32,304 This is a modified XM25 Counter Defilade Target Engagement System, 193 00:09:32,372 --> 00:09:35,974 specially designed to shoot armor-piercing 50-millimeter rounds 194 00:09:36,043 --> 00:09:38,643 and my favorite, liquid-nitrogen bombés. 195 00:09:38,712 --> 00:09:39,811 Ooh. 196 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:41,846 The Army likes to call this... 197 00:09:44,718 --> 00:09:45,984 the Punisher. 198 00:09:46,053 --> 00:09:48,286 And Swiss Army knife in the clip. 199 00:09:48,355 --> 00:09:49,621 But with our modifications, 200 00:09:49,690 --> 00:09:52,257 I call her a cold day in Hell. 201 00:09:52,326 --> 00:09:54,526 Ha ha ha. Have you tested it? 202 00:09:54,595 --> 00:09:56,528 Nope, but she's pretty as hell. 203 00:09:56,597 --> 00:09:59,164 Mr. West, they're calling everyone back to set. 204 00:09:59,232 --> 00:10:01,099 Go ahead. 205 00:10:01,168 --> 00:10:03,034 We're not going back to set, Kyle. 206 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:04,970 Excuse me? When you signed up for this, 207 00:10:05,038 --> 00:10:06,438 you knew what it was gonna entail, 208 00:10:06,506 --> 00:10:08,006 didn't you? Yes, Mr. West. 209 00:10:08,075 --> 00:10:10,175 And you said it was okay with you, didn't you? 210 00:10:10,243 --> 00:10:12,510 Yes, Mr. West. So I gotta know, punk, 211 00:10:12,579 --> 00:10:15,347 are you in, or are you out? 212 00:10:15,415 --> 00:10:17,549 If it means I can stop getting your salads 213 00:10:17,618 --> 00:10:20,518 and start shooting spiders, Mr. West, then I am all in. 214 00:10:20,587 --> 00:10:22,854 Wait. Who's shooting spiders? 215 00:10:22,923 --> 00:10:25,156 No, the only thing we're doing is shooting a scene, 216 00:10:25,225 --> 00:10:27,158 a very large, expensive scene 217 00:10:27,227 --> 00:10:29,394 that's going tens of thousands of dollars over budget every minute. 218 00:10:29,463 --> 00:10:30,996 Calm down, Joshie. 219 00:10:31,064 --> 00:10:32,631 Here's the deal. 220 00:10:32,699 --> 00:10:34,199 I'm gonna go take a whiz, 221 00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:37,035 and then you and I, Mr. Director, 222 00:10:37,104 --> 00:10:39,304 we're gonna make movie magic. 223 00:10:39,373 --> 00:10:42,574 Okay. Sounds good. 224 00:10:45,112 --> 00:10:46,511 I have a good feeling about this. 225 00:10:46,580 --> 00:10:48,079 Ho ho ho. Let's do it! 226 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:50,148 Get my bag. 227 00:10:50,217 --> 00:10:51,349 Okay. 228 00:10:51,418 --> 00:10:54,653 I can't. I can't. I can't. 229 00:10:54,721 --> 00:10:57,522 No, no, no. Not again. Not again. 230 00:10:57,591 --> 00:10:59,057 Not again. Well... 231 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,926 you have to. 232 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,328 Just one more time. 233 00:11:03,397 --> 00:11:06,164 You all better be be safe. 234 00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:08,733 Safe is our middle name. 235 00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:13,171 Okay, everyone, we're back in two minutes. 236 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:15,907 Get the helicopter back up in the air. 237 00:11:15,976 --> 00:11:17,742 MAN: we can't do that. 238 00:11:17,811 --> 00:11:19,577 Why the hell not? 239 00:11:19,646 --> 00:11:21,279 Colton just, hijacked it. 240 00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:23,415 No! 241 00:11:23,483 --> 00:11:26,584 Colton! 242 00:11:36,163 --> 00:11:38,530 You know I'm gonna get fired for this, Mr. West. 243 00:11:38,598 --> 00:11:40,465 You know you're gonna get a Purple Heart 244 00:11:40,534 --> 00:11:42,100 for this, Lester. Anything? 245 00:11:42,169 --> 00:11:44,703 No. The circuits are probably overloaded. 246 00:11:44,771 --> 00:11:46,204 Keep dialing, Kyle. 247 00:11:46,273 --> 00:11:47,706 Hey, Colt, Colt, Colt! 248 00:11:47,774 --> 00:11:49,607 We got trouble down there! Take a look! 249 00:11:51,778 --> 00:11:53,078 LESTER: You're crazy. 250 00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:55,914 This is as far as I go, Mr. West. 251 00:12:01,154 --> 00:12:02,787 My God. 252 00:12:02,856 --> 00:12:05,123 My God, this is not happening! 253 00:12:05,192 --> 00:12:06,124 Damn it. 254 00:12:06,193 --> 00:12:07,559 Casey-- I know. I know. 255 00:12:07,627 --> 00:12:09,561 We have to keep it together. 256 00:12:09,629 --> 00:12:12,330 No! We have to get out of here, all of us. 257 00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:13,631 The others. We have to go. 258 00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:15,266 They're at the bar! 259 00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:17,302 Okay, you know, I don't feel so good after that flight. 260 00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:18,436 Just what are we gonna do? 261 00:12:18,505 --> 00:12:19,738 We gotta help every man, woman, 262 00:12:19,806 --> 00:12:20,805 and child in that order. 263 00:12:20,874 --> 00:12:22,107 Gotta get everybody outta here, 264 00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:23,241 and we haven't even tested these yet. 265 00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:24,776 Whoa! 266 00:12:24,845 --> 00:12:26,244 Shoot it! Gun's not working! 267 00:12:26,313 --> 00:12:27,812 It should work! No, it isn't. 268 00:12:27,881 --> 00:12:29,481 If it was working, I would have done it! 269 00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:30,949 Shoot it! 270 00:12:31,017 --> 00:12:32,016 Whoa! 271 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:33,952 Yeah. Yeah! 272 00:12:34,020 --> 00:12:35,420 You okay, Mr. West? 273 00:12:35,489 --> 00:12:37,255 Hell to the yeah, baby! 274 00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:38,256 Yeah! 275 00:12:38,325 --> 00:12:39,324 Gun works. 276 00:12:39,392 --> 00:12:41,126 Go easy on the explosives, man. 277 00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:42,427 Just use the 50 millimeter rounds. 278 00:12:42,496 --> 00:12:43,595 There's only 100 per round. 279 00:12:43,663 --> 00:12:45,597 Don't tell me what to do. 280 00:12:45,665 --> 00:12:46,765 Kyle. Yeah? 281 00:12:46,833 --> 00:12:47,966 You got a stepfather, don't you? 282 00:12:48,034 --> 00:12:49,801 Depends on who you ask, but yeah. 283 00:12:49,870 --> 00:12:51,202 Do you call him Dad? 284 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:52,470 Yeah. Sometimes. 285 00:12:52,539 --> 00:12:53,872 If I was your stepfather, 286 00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:55,607 would you call me Dad? Yeah. 287 00:12:55,675 --> 00:12:56,674 You would? Yeah. 288 00:12:56,743 --> 00:12:57,675 Really? Yeah. 289 00:12:57,744 --> 00:12:59,110 Now go get us a vehicle! 290 00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:00,545 Okay, Dad. 291 00:13:00,614 --> 00:13:03,715 Ho! 292 00:13:03,784 --> 00:13:06,484 Ooh! We're going in! 293 00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:09,888 We have to hurry. I know. 294 00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:12,724 My God. The music's still on. 295 00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:14,058 Where's Jen and Claudia? 296 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:15,059 I don't know. 297 00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:16,628 Maybe they left before us. 298 00:13:16,696 --> 00:13:18,196 Without telling us? I'm really worried. 299 00:13:18,265 --> 00:13:20,632 Me, too. We have to get everyone out of here. 300 00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:21,633 Hey, guys! Hey, guys! 301 00:13:21,701 --> 00:13:23,168 Hey! Guys! 302 00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:25,170 Listen to us! Stop the music! 303 00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:26,838 Lavalantulas are coming! 304 00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:27,839 What? 305 00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:28,873 Lavalantulas! 306 00:13:28,942 --> 00:13:30,041 Never heard of 'em! 307 00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:32,076 They're coming! Cool, 308 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,379 but I don't have that record yet! 309 00:13:34,447 --> 00:13:35,713 I can't play what I don't have! 310 00:13:35,782 --> 00:13:37,382 No! No! Listen to me! 311 00:13:37,450 --> 00:13:39,417 You have to clear everyone out of here! 312 00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:41,920 What? 313 00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:43,488 The city's on fire! 314 00:13:43,557 --> 00:13:45,356 Hear that?! 315 00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:46,524 Yes. 316 00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:49,694 This city is on fire! 317 00:13:49,763 --> 00:13:51,262 No! No! No! 318 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:53,364 No! That's not what I meant! 319 00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:54,566 Whoo hoo hoo! 320 00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:56,000 Cut the music! 321 00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:57,368 Cut the music! 322 00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:01,206 God. 323 00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:08,413 Come on! Raya! 324 00:14:08,481 --> 00:14:10,248 Everybody has to leave! 325 00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:12,383 Daniella! 326 00:14:12,452 --> 00:14:14,953 Please! Get it off! 327 00:14:17,324 --> 00:14:18,256 Come on! 328 00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:37,575 MAN: Help me! Aah! 329 00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:43,948 We gotta split up. 330 00:14:44,017 --> 00:14:45,083 Not a good idea. 331 00:14:45,151 --> 00:14:46,217 I said split up. 332 00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:47,418 Not a good idea. 333 00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:48,419 Just do it! 334 00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:50,588 Yeah, I said it before. 335 00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:04,669 You lookin' for something, pig? 336 00:15:04,738 --> 00:15:05,670 Pig? 337 00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:08,139 No. A pig? A cop? 338 00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:10,808 No, no, no. I'm not a cop. 339 00:15:10,877 --> 00:15:12,977 Help! Help me! Help me, please! 340 00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:14,612 Okay, pig cop, 341 00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:16,180 you can die, too. 342 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:18,149 Makes no matter to me, pendejo. 343 00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:19,617 "Pendejo"? 344 00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:21,619 No, no, no, no, you gotta listen to me. 345 00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:23,254 There's spiders all over the city 346 00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:25,123 w-with flames coming out of their mouth. 347 00:15:25,191 --> 00:15:27,992 Flames coming out of their mouths! I mean, 348 00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:30,962 look, if we don't all get out of here, 349 00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:32,964 we're gonna be corpses, believe me. 350 00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:36,701 Or not. 351 00:15:39,406 --> 00:15:40,471 Come with me! 352 00:15:48,014 --> 00:15:49,614 Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, 353 00:15:49,683 --> 00:15:50,982 Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? 354 00:15:51,051 --> 00:15:52,550 Say hello to my little friend! 355 00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:53,685 ¿cómo se llamo? 356 00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:55,386 I'm Dave. Nice to meet you. 357 00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:56,621 Mi hermana tiene cataro. 358 00:15:56,690 --> 00:15:57,789 What? 359 00:15:57,857 --> 00:15:58,790 I'm American! 360 00:15:58,858 --> 00:16:00,124 I didn't know. 361 00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:02,193 Run, Dave! 362 00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:03,227 I owe you my life! 363 00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:04,729 Let's go! Yaah! Yaah! 364 00:16:10,437 --> 00:16:12,837 Aww, Dave! 365 00:16:12,906 --> 00:16:14,072 Wait up, man. 366 00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:15,640 Have some of this! 367 00:16:15,709 --> 00:16:18,376 Have some of this, some of this, and some of that! 368 00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:21,045 Have some of this and some of this and some of that! 369 00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:22,347 They dead? 370 00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:24,048 I don't know. 371 00:16:24,117 --> 00:16:25,550 Damn! 372 00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:27,719 Aah! 373 00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:30,822 Aah! Aah! Get it off! 374 00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:32,056 Can't get it off! Come on! Come on! 375 00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:33,091 Let's go! 376 00:16:35,395 --> 00:16:37,528 MARTY: Man, it's a tad breezy out here. 377 00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:41,099 Yeah, we gotta Kyle Reese this situation ASAP. 378 00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:52,443 Where the hell is he? I don't know. 379 00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:55,580 It's so hot out here, I could fry an egg on my face. 380 00:16:56,649 --> 00:16:57,849 Nice ride, Kyle. Get out. 381 00:16:57,917 --> 00:16:59,050 He's driving, Switek. Let's go. 382 00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:00,418 Come on. Your stuff's in the back! 383 00:17:00,487 --> 00:17:01,786 Thank you, Detective Gina. 384 00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:04,355 Yeah. You're in the back. Let me have it. 385 00:17:05,759 --> 00:17:06,724 Let's go. 386 00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:13,765 Wait. Where are we going? 387 00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:14,766 I can't run anymore! 388 00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:16,200 We have to get out of here! 389 00:17:17,837 --> 00:17:18,770 Daniella? 390 00:17:18,838 --> 00:17:19,937 I'm fine. 391 00:17:20,006 --> 00:17:21,939 I just got burned back at the club. 392 00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:23,207 Wait. 393 00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:26,711 What? 394 00:17:26,780 --> 00:17:27,745 It's nothing. 395 00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:29,280 It's just slightly burned. 396 00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:31,082 We have to get you some medication. 397 00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:32,083 Screw the medication! 398 00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:33,751 What are we gonna do? 399 00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:38,489 I have an idea. 400 00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,091 Where are you going? 401 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:44,996 How we doing back there, Kyle? 402 00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:47,498 Well, there's nothing yet, 403 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,834 but I did find her on that "Find My Phone" app, 404 00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:51,335 and she's still in Fort Lauderdale. 405 00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,104 Hey, hey, hey! Castillo finds out, 406 00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:54,238 we're both busted again. 407 00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:56,240 All right. First, we save Raya. 408 00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:57,742 Then we save Florida. 409 00:17:57,811 --> 00:17:59,777 Yeah? You save Raya. 410 00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:01,079 You save Florida. 411 00:18:01,147 --> 00:18:02,113 You save California. 412 00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:03,347 Who's gonna save us? 413 00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:06,417 We did it in L.A. We'll do it here. 414 00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:09,320 We get this wrong, we're gonna get a burn notice. 415 00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:16,861 What is this place? 416 00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:19,263 Hello! 417 00:18:20,366 --> 00:18:22,467 What is this? This is sick, 418 00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:24,635 exactly what we need. Hey, hey, hey! 419 00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:27,338 Don't touch that, man! What you doing? That's nothing to play with! 420 00:18:27,407 --> 00:18:30,341 Okay, that's loaded with super-cold, compressed liquid nitrogen. 421 00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:33,277 I use it for house parties. Nah, I use it to freeze the crap out of spiders, 422 00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:35,613 so please just put it down before you hurt somebody. Put it down. 423 00:18:35,682 --> 00:18:36,714 Whoa! 424 00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:38,282 My gosh! Hey! 425 00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:39,784 I just said put it down! Hey! 426 00:18:39,853 --> 00:18:41,619 This is a workplace, TJ! Safety first! 427 00:18:41,688 --> 00:18:43,187 I know. I just told 'em-- You good, bro? 428 00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:44,622 I told 'em to put it down. 429 00:18:44,691 --> 00:18:46,691 Yo, I look like I got eight legs and spit lava? 430 00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:48,025 Sorry. I'm sorry. 431 00:18:48,094 --> 00:18:49,527 What the hell they doing here anyway? 432 00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:51,562 I don't know. They just let themselves in. 433 00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:53,197 We really need a car. Yeah? 434 00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:54,899 Well, that's a $10,000 deposit 435 00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:56,033 and a three-month waiting list. 436 00:18:56,102 --> 00:18:58,002 Deposit? Yes. 437 00:18:58,071 --> 00:19:00,671 Lavalantulas are tearing up the entire city. 438 00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:02,540 Yo, she right, TJ. 439 00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:04,475 Probably be a four-month waiting list. 440 00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:06,644 What? Did you just hear her? 441 00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:08,646 We all have to get out of here! 442 00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:09,914 We all heard her. 443 00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:11,816 Half my family's from Los Angeles. 444 00:19:11,885 --> 00:19:16,020 They were all killed by the lavalantulas, rest their souls. 445 00:19:16,089 --> 00:19:18,055 That's why I made this gun. 446 00:19:18,124 --> 00:19:19,824 True. Now bye, Felicias. 447 00:19:19,893 --> 00:19:21,058 Yeah, well, my stepfather 448 00:19:21,127 --> 00:19:23,094 was the guy who killed them all, okay? 449 00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:27,999 Wait a minute. Colton West? 450 00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:29,200 That's your father? 451 00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:31,235 Stepfather, and yes. 452 00:19:31,304 --> 00:19:32,703 Really? Really. 453 00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:34,539 Yo, that man's a legend. 454 00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:36,574 He's the reason I made this gun. Ain't that right, Brick? 455 00:19:36,643 --> 00:19:39,510 Yo, "Swamp Justice," crazy movie. 456 00:19:39,579 --> 00:19:42,280 Crazy movie. Crazy-- 457 00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:43,447 Hey, yo, what's wrong with her? 458 00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,216 She was burned by the spiders. 459 00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:46,417 She really needs help, 460 00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:48,586 so are you guys gonna help us or what? 461 00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:50,922 Please. 462 00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:53,591 Yo, duck. Brick! 463 00:20:06,338 --> 00:20:08,940 Whoa! Whoa! 464 00:20:09,008 --> 00:20:11,943 Whoa! Stop! 465 00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:16,147 Is there a problem, officer? 466 00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:18,549 You can't get through this way. You have to turn back. 467 00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:19,784 Hey, yo, what's up, M.P.s? 468 00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:20,952 We need to get to Fort Lauderdale. 469 00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:21,953 That's not possible. 470 00:20:22,021 --> 00:20:23,054 Listen, officer-- 471 00:20:23,122 --> 00:20:24,655 Get back inside the car, sir. 472 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:25,923 We have a serious lavalantula outbreak. 473 00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:27,959 I know. That's why we're here. 474 00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:29,961 No one can get through. All the roads have been closed off. 475 00:20:30,029 --> 00:20:32,463 Look, I don't know if you fellas watch the news, 476 00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:35,399 but we took care of these guys in Los Angeles. 477 00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:37,635 My name is Colton West, authorized movie star. 478 00:20:37,704 --> 00:20:39,737 I know who you are, Mr. West. 479 00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:41,339 I don't care if you're the President of the United States. 480 00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:43,241 No one's getting through. 481 00:20:43,309 --> 00:20:44,742 What the heck are those? 482 00:20:44,811 --> 00:20:46,444 Guns! For killing spiders! 483 00:20:46,512 --> 00:20:47,645 All right, everyone freeze. 484 00:20:47,714 --> 00:20:49,280 Hands up in the air. Nobody move. 485 00:20:51,184 --> 00:20:53,351 Officers! Look! 486 00:20:55,555 --> 00:20:56,487 Get down! 487 00:20:57,657 --> 00:20:58,856 Give me the gun! 488 00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:00,825 Give me the gun! Hurry up! 489 00:21:00,893 --> 00:21:02,927 God! 490 00:21:02,996 --> 00:21:04,595 Go! 491 00:21:04,664 --> 00:21:05,763 Gun! Give me the gun! 492 00:21:05,832 --> 00:21:07,431 Come on, man! Get us out of here! 493 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:08,432 Whoa! 494 00:21:08,501 --> 00:21:11,702 Man! 495 00:21:18,177 --> 00:21:19,210 Look out! Okay, let's go. 496 00:21:20,346 --> 00:21:21,979 Yo, fool, be careful! 497 00:21:22,048 --> 00:21:24,215 My God! My God! Hurry! 498 00:21:24,284 --> 00:21:26,017 BRICK: That's what I'm talking about, boy! 499 00:21:26,085 --> 00:21:27,451 Let's go. 500 00:21:36,095 --> 00:21:38,195 KYLE: If we keep driving in the Glades like this, 501 00:21:38,264 --> 00:21:41,632 we are going to get stuck. 502 00:21:51,611 --> 00:21:53,044 Damn! 503 00:21:53,112 --> 00:21:54,845 I hate being right. 504 00:21:54,914 --> 00:21:57,315 Wahh wahh wahh. 505 00:21:58,551 --> 00:22:00,084 Phone call! 506 00:22:00,153 --> 00:22:03,020 Phone call! Phone call! 507 00:22:03,089 --> 00:22:04,555 It's Wyatt. 508 00:22:04,624 --> 00:22:06,157 Probably asking for money. 509 00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:13,431 Wyatt? Wyatt? 510 00:22:13,499 --> 00:22:16,000 Dad. Dad, are you hearing the news? 511 00:22:16,069 --> 00:22:19,403 Yeah. Thank God, son. You're okay. Thank God. 512 00:22:19,472 --> 00:22:21,772 It's happening again in Florida. I am freaking out right now. 513 00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:24,408 No, no, no. Wait. What do you mean, son? What do you mean, 514 00:22:24,477 --> 00:22:26,043 you're freaking out? Why are you freaking out? 515 00:22:26,112 --> 00:22:28,179 "Why?" What do you mean, why? You're in Florida. 516 00:22:28,247 --> 00:22:29,680 Raya is in Florida. What-- 517 00:22:29,749 --> 00:22:30,881 Wait. Where are you? 518 00:22:30,950 --> 00:22:32,717 I'm--I'm on a movie set. 519 00:22:32,785 --> 00:22:34,418 I'm not in the jungle. 520 00:22:34,487 --> 00:22:36,687 I'm not stuck in the Everglades, 521 00:22:36,756 --> 00:22:39,123 and--and I'm not chasing lavalantulas. 522 00:22:39,192 --> 00:22:40,691 Who said anything about the Everglades? 523 00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:42,893 I didn't say-- Nothing. I'm just-- 524 00:22:42,962 --> 00:22:44,695 Nothing, son. Just... 525 00:22:44,764 --> 00:22:46,564 I'm okay. Raya's okay. 526 00:22:46,632 --> 00:22:48,799 We're all fine. We're gonna get out of here. 527 00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:49,967 Give my love to your mom. 528 00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:51,869 I love you very much, Wyatt. 529 00:22:51,938 --> 00:22:53,738 Okay, Dad. I love you, too. 530 00:22:53,806 --> 00:22:55,473 And I'll see you soon. 531 00:22:55,541 --> 00:22:56,741 Okay. 532 00:22:56,809 --> 00:22:58,242 Bye. 533 00:22:59,979 --> 00:23:02,046 So you can get a video chat from Wyatt, 534 00:23:02,115 --> 00:23:05,316 but can't get ahold of Raya. 535 00:23:05,385 --> 00:23:08,085 Technology. Go figure. 536 00:23:08,154 --> 00:23:10,488 Technology and the fricking Everglades, man. 537 00:23:10,556 --> 00:23:12,456 I'm--I've had enough of this place, man. 538 00:23:12,525 --> 00:23:14,558 Where's my can of Raid? 539 00:23:14,627 --> 00:23:18,396 I'm hot, and I'm thirsty, and I'm tired. 540 00:23:18,464 --> 00:23:20,498 Kyle, you just left the car. 541 00:23:20,566 --> 00:23:22,666 Okay. 542 00:23:22,735 --> 00:23:25,603 Dead end, multiple directions. 543 00:23:25,671 --> 00:23:26,604 Plan D? 544 00:23:26,672 --> 00:23:27,905 Why Florida? 545 00:23:27,974 --> 00:23:29,440 You ever wonder why Florida? 546 00:23:29,509 --> 00:23:32,843 No! I mean, all the crazy crap that happens 547 00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:35,179 in this country happens in this state! 548 00:23:35,248 --> 00:23:38,616 A man ate another man on the side of the freeway. 549 00:23:38,684 --> 00:23:42,787 I mean, a couple had to remove their time machine from their driveway. 550 00:23:42,855 --> 00:23:45,322 A time machine from their driveway! 551 00:23:45,391 --> 00:23:47,691 Just last month, a man was arrested 552 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:50,661 for having sex with an alligator. 553 00:23:50,730 --> 00:23:52,797 No offense, Florida! 554 00:23:52,865 --> 00:23:55,099 But I'm surprised it didn't happen here first! 555 00:23:55,168 --> 00:23:57,168 A man and an alligator? Really? 556 00:23:57,236 --> 00:23:58,169 Yeah, yeah. Eww. 557 00:23:58,237 --> 00:23:59,603 Looked it up on the Internet, 558 00:23:59,672 --> 00:24:00,805 one of those sites. 559 00:24:00,873 --> 00:24:01,806 Don't go there. 560 00:24:11,551 --> 00:24:15,186 Marty, if that's you, I'm gonna shoot you in the foot. 561 00:24:15,254 --> 00:24:16,454 What do you expect, man? 562 00:24:16,522 --> 00:24:18,222 We're outside of a floating house. 563 00:24:18,291 --> 00:24:19,857 What kind of a house is this? 564 00:24:19,926 --> 00:24:21,859 I don't know. 565 00:24:21,928 --> 00:24:23,828 I'm sure they got a boat, and that's what we need. 566 00:24:23,896 --> 00:24:25,830 They don't even have a yard. God. 567 00:24:25,898 --> 00:24:28,232 All right. 568 00:24:28,301 --> 00:24:30,201 Split up. Hey, man, I don't want to split up. 569 00:24:30,269 --> 00:24:31,902 Every time we split up, what happens? 570 00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:34,338 Like in the damn movies, man. I don't want to split up. 571 00:24:34,407 --> 00:24:35,840 Marty, help me out. 572 00:24:35,908 --> 00:24:37,508 Just go around. 573 00:24:37,577 --> 00:24:39,176 Come on, man. Let's go around. 574 00:24:39,245 --> 00:24:41,178 The dude said split up, man. Go around. 575 00:24:42,482 --> 00:24:43,514 Go ahead. 576 00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:47,585 Still alive. 577 00:24:56,796 --> 00:25:00,831 Hah! 578 00:25:10,276 --> 00:25:11,942 Shh. Quiet. 579 00:25:12,011 --> 00:25:13,177 You see? 580 00:25:15,615 --> 00:25:17,882 Over there on my wood crapper. 581 00:25:17,950 --> 00:25:20,084 Over there. 582 00:25:22,822 --> 00:25:25,055 I see you. 583 00:25:36,302 --> 00:25:38,802 Boy, you smell purty. 584 00:25:38,871 --> 00:25:40,137 Where are we going? 585 00:25:40,206 --> 00:25:41,572 Anywhere these spiders ain't. 586 00:25:41,641 --> 00:25:44,108 Where's that? Pittsburgh. 587 00:25:44,176 --> 00:25:46,410 We ain't never been to Pittsburgh before. 588 00:25:46,479 --> 00:25:48,045 What are you even talking about? 589 00:25:48,114 --> 00:25:49,914 BRICK: Whoa! Slow down, TJ! 590 00:25:49,982 --> 00:25:51,248 What is that? 591 00:25:51,317 --> 00:25:53,050 RAYA: The road! 592 00:25:54,220 --> 00:25:55,719 Great! Now what? 593 00:25:55,788 --> 00:25:56,987 Stay here. 594 00:26:01,327 --> 00:26:02,660 Brick, how we gonna get around that? 595 00:26:02,728 --> 00:26:03,661 I don't know. 596 00:26:03,729 --> 00:26:04,662 Yeah, this hole-- 597 00:26:04,730 --> 00:26:06,497 Look out! 598 00:26:06,566 --> 00:26:08,499 Look up! 599 00:26:08,568 --> 00:26:09,600 Let's do this! 600 00:26:17,977 --> 00:26:19,109 Damn. 601 00:26:19,178 --> 00:26:21,579 No. 602 00:26:21,647 --> 00:26:22,580 I'm out. 603 00:26:22,648 --> 00:26:23,747 My God. 604 00:26:23,816 --> 00:26:25,449 Me, too, bro. Damn. 605 00:26:26,519 --> 00:26:28,118 Sh-- 606 00:26:28,187 --> 00:26:29,787 Whoa! Back up! Go! 607 00:26:29,855 --> 00:26:30,854 Go! Go! 608 00:26:30,923 --> 00:26:32,156 Hey, get us outta here! Go! 609 00:26:32,224 --> 00:26:33,924 Hey! 610 00:26:33,993 --> 00:26:35,426 TJ: I got a plan. 611 00:26:35,494 --> 00:26:37,695 You colder than a penguin's toenail. 612 00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:42,600 Yeah. 613 00:26:42,668 --> 00:26:44,602 My God. Look at that. 614 00:26:44,670 --> 00:26:46,537 That is amazing. 615 00:26:46,606 --> 00:26:48,606 Yo, but we out of liquid nitrogen. 616 00:26:48,674 --> 00:26:50,874 How the hell we supposed to get more of that now? 617 00:26:50,943 --> 00:26:52,943 The school at the medical lab. 618 00:26:53,012 --> 00:26:54,845 What school? Miami North University 619 00:26:54,914 --> 00:26:56,447 just a few miles down the road. 620 00:26:56,515 --> 00:26:57,881 We go there. 621 00:26:57,950 --> 00:26:59,383 Yo, what's the mascot? 622 00:26:59,452 --> 00:27:02,019 I--I don't know. I'm a medical student. 623 00:27:02,088 --> 00:27:04,655 But they keep a stockpile of it for experiments. 624 00:27:04,724 --> 00:27:06,290 I do not like this idea. 625 00:27:06,359 --> 00:27:07,891 I like it. 626 00:27:09,362 --> 00:27:12,062 Yo, I do not like this idea! 627 00:27:12,131 --> 00:27:13,731 What the heck was that? 628 00:27:13,799 --> 00:27:15,566 My. It's a little girl. 629 00:27:15,635 --> 00:27:17,701 No, no, no! They're okay! They're okay! 630 00:27:17,770 --> 00:27:19,370 He's okay. 631 00:27:19,438 --> 00:27:21,805 We're being hunted. 632 00:27:23,075 --> 00:27:25,676 What that was was the first wave. 633 00:27:25,745 --> 00:27:26,744 What do you mean, "first wave"? 634 00:27:26,812 --> 00:27:29,246 Well, first there were them, 635 00:27:29,315 --> 00:27:32,416 snakehead frankenfish. 636 00:27:32,485 --> 00:27:35,853 Then everybody got crazy about them Burmese pythons. 637 00:27:35,921 --> 00:27:36,987 Aha. 638 00:27:37,056 --> 00:27:38,222 And now we got, 639 00:27:38,290 --> 00:27:40,024 lavalantulas. Yeah. 640 00:27:40,092 --> 00:27:43,227 Don't they know how delicate our ecosystem is out here? 641 00:27:43,295 --> 00:27:45,996 All right. How do we get to Fort Lauderdale? 642 00:27:46,065 --> 00:27:49,166 Well, I'd say your best bet... 643 00:27:49,235 --> 00:27:51,502 is I-95. 644 00:27:51,570 --> 00:27:52,703 Jeez! 645 00:27:52,772 --> 00:27:54,405 National Guard closed it. 646 00:27:54,473 --> 00:27:56,573 Well, can you get us across anyway? 647 00:27:56,642 --> 00:27:57,841 Can we just take that boat right there? 648 00:27:57,910 --> 00:27:59,543 That boat's got a flat tire. 649 00:27:59,612 --> 00:28:01,912 Strange things have been happening. 650 00:28:01,981 --> 00:28:03,213 I ain't been out there in weeks. 651 00:28:03,282 --> 00:28:04,581 COLTON: Why is that? 652 00:28:04,650 --> 00:28:06,050 Well, about two weeks ago, 653 00:28:06,118 --> 00:28:08,886 the manatees started beaching themselves. 654 00:28:08,954 --> 00:28:10,554 Didn't think much of it. 655 00:28:10,623 --> 00:28:12,690 Then all of a sudden, these outcroppings 656 00:28:12,758 --> 00:28:14,358 started to rise from the Glades. 657 00:28:14,427 --> 00:28:16,760 Look, I appreciate your passion for this stuff, 658 00:28:16,829 --> 00:28:19,229 but we got a life-and-death situation. 659 00:28:19,298 --> 00:28:22,299 Mister, you're talking to Florida's number one gator man. 660 00:28:22,368 --> 00:28:25,536 Name's Jim Dundee. 661 00:28:25,604 --> 00:28:28,872 But, hey, strawberry, you can call me Alligator. 662 00:28:28,941 --> 00:28:31,642 A-Alligator Dundee? 663 00:28:31,711 --> 00:28:32,910 What? 664 00:28:32,978 --> 00:28:35,079 Well, it's like, 665 00:28:35,147 --> 00:28:37,414 Alligator Dundee, it's kind of like... 666 00:28:37,483 --> 00:28:38,582 Kind of like what? 667 00:28:38,651 --> 00:28:40,951 Well, it's quite similar to-- 668 00:28:41,020 --> 00:28:43,320 Like a superhero doing his thing. Yeah, you know. 669 00:28:43,389 --> 00:28:44,788 It's nothing! It's nothing! 670 00:28:44,857 --> 00:28:46,924 Look, can you get us across? 671 00:28:46,992 --> 00:28:48,425 You wanna get across? 672 00:28:48,494 --> 00:28:49,893 Then you talk to me. 673 00:28:49,962 --> 00:28:51,328 But I thought that's what we were doing. 674 00:28:51,397 --> 00:28:52,830 Do what? Talking to you. 675 00:28:52,898 --> 00:28:54,064 I'm talking to you to talk to me. 676 00:28:54,133 --> 00:28:55,632 Yeah, I know. I said you talk to me. 677 00:28:55,701 --> 00:28:57,434 No, I understand that. Then who you talking to? 678 00:28:57,503 --> 00:28:59,069 I'm--Nothing. I apologize. 679 00:28:59,138 --> 00:29:01,004 Do you have a boat that works? 680 00:29:01,073 --> 00:29:03,140 Do I have a boat that works? Yeah. 681 00:29:03,209 --> 00:29:05,075 Sure. Follow me. 682 00:29:08,914 --> 00:29:10,414 Whoa. 683 00:29:22,762 --> 00:29:24,628 It's deserted. 684 00:29:24,697 --> 00:29:26,363 RAYA: There must have been an evacuation. 685 00:29:26,432 --> 00:29:28,365 If there was an evacuation, 686 00:29:28,434 --> 00:29:31,034 then either spiders are coming, or they're here. 687 00:29:31,103 --> 00:29:34,304 We need to get in and out as quickly as possible. 688 00:29:34,373 --> 00:29:36,206 Help her. We need to talk. 689 00:29:36,275 --> 00:29:37,341 Okay. 690 00:29:37,409 --> 00:29:39,343 Your friend, was she burned or bit? 691 00:29:39,411 --> 00:29:41,178 I don't know. Why. 692 00:29:41,247 --> 00:29:43,480 Your father, Colton, he didn't tell you what happened in L.A.? 693 00:29:43,549 --> 00:29:45,115 I mean, I know what everyone else knows, 694 00:29:45,184 --> 00:29:46,950 but my family doesn't like to talk about it. 695 00:29:47,019 --> 00:29:49,386 No, I heard some crazy stuff that happened when people got bit. 696 00:29:49,455 --> 00:29:50,654 Like what? 697 00:29:50,723 --> 00:29:52,322 I don't know. I'm not from L.A., 698 00:29:52,391 --> 00:29:54,158 so I don't know. I'm not even-- Like what? 699 00:29:55,728 --> 00:29:57,661 I heard that if you got bit, 700 00:29:57,730 --> 00:29:59,696 you become a host to baby spiders, 701 00:29:59,765 --> 00:30:02,065 like, thousands of 'em. Like, they just, 702 00:30:02,134 --> 00:30:03,333 you know, burst out of your body. 703 00:30:03,402 --> 00:30:04,334 You know what I'm saying? 704 00:30:07,239 --> 00:30:08,505 That's what I heard, all right? 705 00:30:08,574 --> 00:30:10,808 She got burned, okay? 706 00:30:15,581 --> 00:30:16,847 So is that little strawberry 707 00:30:16,916 --> 00:30:18,515 a real close friend of yours? 708 00:30:18,584 --> 00:30:20,184 Yeah, yeah, just a distant relative. 709 00:30:20,252 --> 00:30:21,185 I'm right here. 710 00:30:21,253 --> 00:30:23,353 I can hear you. 711 00:30:23,422 --> 00:30:24,922 There you go! Look at that right there. 712 00:30:24,990 --> 00:30:26,156 There's an outcropping. 713 00:30:26,225 --> 00:30:27,658 Boy, I ain't ever seen anything 714 00:30:27,726 --> 00:30:28,859 like that in my whole life. 715 00:30:28,928 --> 00:30:30,260 Have you ever seen anything like that? 716 00:30:30,329 --> 00:30:31,595 Didn't I just say that? Yeah. 717 00:30:31,664 --> 00:30:34,198 Hey, Colton, what do you think that is? 718 00:30:34,266 --> 00:30:37,100 Hell of a coincidence. 719 00:30:38,170 --> 00:30:39,269 All right! 720 00:30:40,371 --> 00:30:43,407 Lavalantulas! Over there! Over there! 721 00:30:43,475 --> 00:30:45,375 Come on! Get some of this! Come on! Come on! 722 00:30:45,444 --> 00:30:46,543 On the crapper! On the crapper! 723 00:30:46,612 --> 00:30:48,612 I want some of this! 724 00:30:48,681 --> 00:30:49,913 Hey! Get down! 725 00:30:51,550 --> 00:30:52,482 Off to the boat! 726 00:30:52,551 --> 00:30:53,817 To the boat! 727 00:30:53,886 --> 00:30:55,886 Let's go! 728 00:30:55,955 --> 00:30:57,554 KYLE: Have ever seen them do this before?! 729 00:30:57,623 --> 00:30:59,623 It's a new breed! Get in the boat! 730 00:30:59,692 --> 00:31:03,627 Just get in the boat! Yah! 731 00:31:03,696 --> 00:31:05,629 Gator. Dundee? 732 00:31:05,698 --> 00:31:06,730 Yeah! 733 00:31:06,799 --> 00:31:08,498 Get that knife behind you! 734 00:31:08,567 --> 00:31:10,667 Hey! Kill that thing, man! 735 00:31:12,571 --> 00:31:13,637 You okay? I'm okay. 736 00:31:13,706 --> 00:31:14,638 I got you. 737 00:31:14,707 --> 00:31:15,639 I'm fine. I'm fine. 738 00:31:15,708 --> 00:31:17,307 I got you. 739 00:31:17,376 --> 00:31:18,742 No, I feel secure. You do. 740 00:31:18,811 --> 00:31:20,477 No, I feel safe. There's one! 741 00:31:21,647 --> 00:31:23,647 Come on, man! 742 00:31:23,716 --> 00:31:26,116 Get us out of here, man! Go! Go! Go! 743 00:31:34,026 --> 00:31:37,961 I mean, we were stuck inside a ring of lava! 744 00:31:38,030 --> 00:31:42,132 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, but we sure taught those guys something. 745 00:31:42,201 --> 00:31:44,468 We gave them two cents, okay? 746 00:31:44,536 --> 00:31:46,770 We took the fight to those suckers! 747 00:31:46,839 --> 00:31:49,039 Wait. Is this where my highly paid star is? 748 00:31:49,108 --> 00:31:50,707 Taking the fight to these things? 749 00:31:50,776 --> 00:31:52,342 I ain't saying anything. 750 00:31:52,411 --> 00:31:54,611 Here come the cavalry! 751 00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:55,612 Come on, guys. 752 00:31:57,349 --> 00:31:59,316 Where's Colton West? 753 00:31:59,385 --> 00:32:02,352 Good. Are you guys here to evacuate us? 754 00:32:02,421 --> 00:32:04,955 I am Colonel Nathan R. Jester 755 00:32:05,024 --> 00:32:07,190 with the Army Corps of Engineers, 756 00:32:07,259 --> 00:32:10,360 and I'm looking for a Colton West. 757 00:32:10,429 --> 00:32:12,362 I was told he was here. 758 00:32:12,431 --> 00:32:15,165 Can you tell me where I might find Colton West? 759 00:32:15,234 --> 00:32:17,000 Well, I could think of a few places. 760 00:32:17,069 --> 00:32:18,001 Well, name one. 761 00:32:18,070 --> 00:32:20,170 The unemployment office. 762 00:32:20,239 --> 00:32:21,371 How 'bout another? 763 00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:23,073 The studio blacklist. 764 00:32:23,142 --> 00:32:24,174 Yeah. 765 00:32:24,243 --> 00:32:25,809 All right. Where are you going? 766 00:32:25,878 --> 00:32:27,811 Let's set up a mobile command station right here! 767 00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:29,146 No. No. Move out! 768 00:32:29,214 --> 00:32:31,214 N-No one's going in there! 769 00:32:31,283 --> 00:32:33,750 That is a hot set! That's a hot set! 770 00:32:33,819 --> 00:32:36,320 That's movie talk for you can't move anything. 771 00:32:36,388 --> 00:32:37,721 It's movie talk. 772 00:32:37,790 --> 00:32:39,156 Studio blacklist? 773 00:32:39,224 --> 00:32:41,158 You think this is funny? 774 00:32:41,226 --> 00:32:43,160 Colonel Jester, I don't think 775 00:32:43,228 --> 00:32:45,929 there's anything funny about this at all. Heh. 776 00:32:45,998 --> 00:32:47,698 Colonel Jester... 777 00:32:49,001 --> 00:32:50,734 is a little bit funny. 778 00:32:50,803 --> 00:32:52,402 It's a little bit funny, yeah. 779 00:32:52,471 --> 00:32:54,371 You know, I do not like your attitude. 780 00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:56,673 You know, no one does. 781 00:32:56,742 --> 00:32:58,241 That's what makes me a good director. 782 00:32:58,310 --> 00:33:00,010 So are you here to evacuate us or what? 783 00:33:00,079 --> 00:33:02,212 Well, we'll talk about that. 784 00:33:02,281 --> 00:33:04,181 But right now, for the fourth time, 785 00:33:04,249 --> 00:33:07,884 I'm gonna ask you, can you tell me where I can find Colton? 786 00:33:09,955 --> 00:33:16,093 This is a matter of national security. 787 00:33:16,161 --> 00:33:17,260 General-- 788 00:33:17,329 --> 00:33:18,295 Colonel. 789 00:33:18,364 --> 00:33:19,296 Colonel... 790 00:33:19,365 --> 00:33:20,897 he could be on a fan boat 791 00:33:20,966 --> 00:33:23,133 in the middle of the Everglades for all I know. 792 00:33:38,784 --> 00:33:40,417 What's happening? How's Gator? 793 00:33:40,486 --> 00:33:42,786 Not good, man. 794 00:33:42,855 --> 00:33:44,221 Jim's dead, Colton. 795 00:33:46,125 --> 00:33:47,557 I think I can save him! 796 00:33:47,626 --> 00:33:48,792 Come on! I stopped the bleeding, 797 00:33:48,861 --> 00:33:50,761 or he ran out of blood, one of the two. 798 00:33:50,829 --> 00:33:51,995 He's gone, yo. 799 00:33:52,064 --> 00:33:53,797 Do you even know where you're going? 800 00:33:53,866 --> 00:33:55,298 Kyle, we're in a swamp. 801 00:33:55,367 --> 00:33:57,734 Of course I don't know where we're going. 802 00:33:57,803 --> 00:34:00,670 Wai-Wait. 803 00:34:00,739 --> 00:34:01,738 Got it. 804 00:34:01,807 --> 00:34:03,440 Thank... 805 00:34:03,509 --> 00:34:04,674 Go that way! 806 00:34:09,348 --> 00:34:10,814 No, no, no, no, no. 807 00:34:10,883 --> 00:34:12,416 That way! 808 00:34:16,989 --> 00:34:19,489 Yee-hoo! 809 00:34:30,536 --> 00:34:31,468 A'ight, where they at? 810 00:34:31,537 --> 00:34:32,803 Where they at? Where we at? 811 00:34:33,906 --> 00:34:34,938 What's up, man? 812 00:34:35,007 --> 00:34:36,640 Hey, yo, Brick. 813 00:34:36,708 --> 00:34:38,542 Don't lose these. 814 00:34:38,610 --> 00:34:40,444 Okay. 815 00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:44,648 Are you okay, girl? 816 00:34:44,716 --> 00:34:48,285 I think my burn is making me feel sick. 817 00:34:48,353 --> 00:34:50,654 Okay. You're gonna be fine, okay? 818 00:34:50,722 --> 00:34:51,955 Aw, man. 819 00:34:52,024 --> 00:34:54,124 Hey, guys, 820 00:34:54,193 --> 00:34:55,826 it's a cold room. 821 00:34:55,894 --> 00:34:57,828 Come on. In here. 822 00:34:59,298 --> 00:35:01,198 Okay. 823 00:35:01,266 --> 00:35:02,199 Okay. 824 00:35:02,267 --> 00:35:03,200 Okay. 825 00:35:04,470 --> 00:35:06,303 TJ: Ooh. Damn, it's cold in here. 826 00:35:07,473 --> 00:35:09,506 It has to be to keep things fresh. 827 00:35:12,044 --> 00:35:14,811 We got 'em. 828 00:35:16,748 --> 00:35:18,315 MARTY: Come on. 829 00:35:20,919 --> 00:35:22,552 Is everybody okay? 830 00:35:22,621 --> 00:35:24,821 Jim's still dead, man. 831 00:35:24,890 --> 00:35:27,023 I meant you girls! 832 00:35:27,092 --> 00:35:28,391 I'm fine. 833 00:35:28,460 --> 00:35:30,727 Where the hell are we, Kyle? 834 00:35:30,796 --> 00:35:31,995 Give me a second. 835 00:35:32,064 --> 00:35:34,698 Um, um-- 836 00:35:37,069 --> 00:35:38,535 By my calculations, 837 00:35:38,604 --> 00:35:40,837 we're about 40 miles west of Fort Lauderdale. 838 00:35:40,906 --> 00:35:43,507 That's not good enough! We gotta get to Raya! 839 00:35:43,575 --> 00:35:45,175 Well, she's-- Hey, wait. 840 00:35:45,244 --> 00:35:46,576 She's at her school. 841 00:35:46,645 --> 00:35:48,879 Wait a minute! Why would she go to her school? 842 00:35:48,947 --> 00:35:50,580 Because she wants to be a geologist. 843 00:35:50,649 --> 00:35:52,582 All right, we gotta get to that school. 844 00:35:52,651 --> 00:35:54,518 What about-- What about Alligator, 845 00:35:54,586 --> 00:35:55,919 who died of natural causes? 846 00:35:55,988 --> 00:35:57,787 That's what he would have wanted. 847 00:35:57,856 --> 00:35:59,689 He's a swamp man. 848 00:35:59,758 --> 00:36:00,924 Wait, wait, wait. Wait a minute. 849 00:36:00,993 --> 00:36:02,292 News flash. 850 00:36:02,361 --> 00:36:05,028 We are in the middle of nowhere! 851 00:36:05,097 --> 00:36:06,096 Shh! 852 00:36:06,165 --> 00:36:07,531 Hear that? 853 00:36:07,599 --> 00:36:10,267 People? 854 00:36:10,335 --> 00:36:11,868 I smell popcorn. 855 00:36:14,173 --> 00:36:16,907 And I'm gonna eat it. 856 00:36:16,975 --> 00:36:19,442 ANNOUNCER: She's been with us for 20 years! 857 00:36:19,511 --> 00:36:20,477 That's right. Whoa. 858 00:36:20,546 --> 00:36:24,214 Green! We call her Mean Green. 859 00:36:24,283 --> 00:36:25,215 Wow! 860 00:36:25,284 --> 00:36:26,383 She ain't the biggest, 861 00:36:26,451 --> 00:36:27,951 but she's the meanest 862 00:36:28,020 --> 00:36:30,921 captive alligator in the Everglades! 863 00:36:35,827 --> 00:36:38,428 It's an alligator show. 864 00:36:42,234 --> 00:36:44,334 That's not part of the show. 865 00:36:45,804 --> 00:36:47,437 Keep going! Go! 866 00:36:47,506 --> 00:36:49,506 Move! Move! Move! Keep going! 867 00:36:51,310 --> 00:36:52,275 Come on! 868 00:36:59,551 --> 00:37:02,185 Come on! Keep moving, everyone! 869 00:37:03,655 --> 00:37:04,955 Move! 870 00:37:05,023 --> 00:37:06,856 Keep moving! Keep moving! 871 00:37:06,925 --> 00:37:08,992 Keep moving! 872 00:37:10,896 --> 00:37:12,495 Move it! Move it! 873 00:37:12,564 --> 00:37:15,832 Move! Move it! 874 00:37:15,901 --> 00:37:17,200 Yo, let's load the guns up, bro. Where the guns at? 875 00:37:17,269 --> 00:37:18,335 Don't you have 'em? 876 00:37:18,403 --> 00:37:20,036 Man, do I look like I got 'em? 877 00:37:20,105 --> 00:37:21,438 No. 878 00:37:21,506 --> 00:37:22,939 Dude, I told you to get 'em from the truck. 879 00:37:23,008 --> 00:37:23,974 That ain't what you said. 880 00:37:24,042 --> 00:37:25,342 Man, yeah, I did, man. 881 00:37:25,410 --> 00:37:26,943 You told me to help what's-his-face here! 882 00:37:27,012 --> 00:37:28,211 No, I didn't, man! Okay, enough! 883 00:37:29,448 --> 00:37:30,880 I'll grab the guns. 884 00:37:30,949 --> 00:37:32,115 All right, I'll help you 885 00:37:32,184 --> 00:37:34,150 if that's what you trying to do. 886 00:37:50,202 --> 00:37:53,937 Back away from the lavalantula. 887 00:38:11,890 --> 00:38:13,757 It's not doing anything. 888 00:38:13,825 --> 00:38:14,791 What is happening? 889 00:38:14,860 --> 00:38:16,426 Why isn't it attacking me? 890 00:38:16,495 --> 00:38:18,128 It's like it doesn't see you. 891 00:38:18,196 --> 00:38:21,097 It's the cold. That has to be it. 892 00:38:21,166 --> 00:38:24,301 We're so cold that it doesn't see us a-as living. 893 00:38:24,369 --> 00:38:27,270 You mean, because I'm freezing, it sees me as a chair? 894 00:38:27,339 --> 00:38:28,872 Nah, it probably sees me as a chair. 895 00:38:28,940 --> 00:38:30,874 It probably sees you as like a couch or something. 896 00:38:30,942 --> 00:38:33,877 Whatever. So as long as we are cold, we're safe? 897 00:38:33,945 --> 00:38:35,879 Well, we're gonna die if we stay in here, 898 00:38:35,947 --> 00:38:38,014 and we're gonna die if we go out there. 899 00:38:38,083 --> 00:38:40,016 Man, wish we had guns right now. 900 00:38:40,085 --> 00:38:42,018 But maybe if we keep our body temperature cold enough, 901 00:38:42,087 --> 00:38:43,720 we can go get the guns. 902 00:38:43,789 --> 00:38:45,622 With the liquid nitrogen tanks. 903 00:38:45,691 --> 00:38:48,325 Like they use in cryotherapy. 904 00:38:48,393 --> 00:38:50,327 Cryo-what? What-- Therapy. It's the use 905 00:38:50,395 --> 00:38:52,896 of really low temperatures in medical treatments. 906 00:38:52,964 --> 00:38:54,297 That's it. 907 00:38:54,366 --> 00:38:57,167 BRICK: I don't like this idea. 908 00:38:57,235 --> 00:38:59,903 I do not like this idea. 909 00:39:10,782 --> 00:39:11,915 Ha ha ha. 910 00:39:11,983 --> 00:39:13,183 Y-You saved my life! 911 00:39:13,251 --> 00:39:14,417 Thank you! 912 00:39:14,486 --> 00:39:15,652 My pleasure. You know who I am, 913 00:39:15,721 --> 00:39:16,986 don't you? 914 00:39:17,055 --> 00:39:19,189 You recognize me from movies and television? 915 00:39:19,257 --> 00:39:20,557 What about, Red Rocket? 916 00:39:20,625 --> 00:39:21,658 "Hey, I'm the Red Rocket!" 917 00:39:21,727 --> 00:39:24,094 Or--Or, "There's Hell to Pay!" 918 00:39:24,162 --> 00:39:25,862 What about the condom commercial in the nineties? 919 00:39:25,931 --> 00:39:27,364 "This isn't mine. It's too big!" 920 00:39:27,432 --> 00:39:28,932 No? What about, "Hey, nice pants." 921 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:30,367 Nice pants? "Nice tattoo." 922 00:39:30,435 --> 00:39:32,001 He doesn't know who you are, Colton! Sorry! 923 00:39:32,070 --> 00:39:33,837 Okay. I'm just trying to talk to the man. 924 00:39:33,905 --> 00:39:36,840 That chopper, do you know who owns it? 925 00:39:36,908 --> 00:39:38,174 Zed. Zed. Where's Zed? 926 00:39:38,243 --> 00:39:40,210 Zed's dead, man. Zed's dead. 927 00:39:40,278 --> 00:39:41,211 Well, do you know how to fly it? 928 00:39:41,279 --> 00:39:42,278 Not a lick! 929 00:39:42,347 --> 00:39:43,580 Okay! Do you mind if we take it? 930 00:39:43,648 --> 00:39:44,581 If it works! If it works? 931 00:39:44,649 --> 00:39:46,049 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 932 00:39:46,118 --> 00:39:47,283 What's going through your mind, Colton West? 933 00:39:47,352 --> 00:39:49,119 A little flick I did in the nineties 934 00:39:49,187 --> 00:39:50,253 called "Air Bandits." Big hit. 935 00:39:50,322 --> 00:39:52,021 That was 20 years ago. 936 00:39:52,090 --> 00:39:54,391 It was three hours training. They cut the scene. 937 00:39:54,459 --> 00:39:56,693 That's not a plan A. What's your plan B? 938 00:39:56,762 --> 00:39:57,727 I'll catch you later. 939 00:39:57,796 --> 00:39:58,762 I'll catch you later. 940 00:39:58,830 --> 00:40:00,196 You know that one? Yeah, yeah! 941 00:40:00,265 --> 00:40:01,464 Catch you later! Catch you later. 942 00:40:01,533 --> 00:40:02,732 He remembers! Catch you... 943 00:40:02,801 --> 00:40:04,134 Colton, you can't fly that chopper! 944 00:40:04,202 --> 00:40:06,403 You got 847-to-3 odds. 945 00:40:06,471 --> 00:40:07,971 Never tell me the odds! 946 00:40:08,039 --> 00:40:09,806 And it was four hours training! 947 00:40:09,875 --> 00:40:12,475 And 25 years ago. 948 00:40:15,814 --> 00:40:18,415 Yo, I'm so cold, 949 00:40:18,483 --> 00:40:21,251 I could hug a lavalantula right now. 950 00:40:21,319 --> 00:40:22,952 Okay, that should be enough. 951 00:40:23,021 --> 00:40:24,988 Yeah, we should be cold enough. 952 00:40:25,056 --> 00:40:26,623 We just gotta head to the truck 953 00:40:26,691 --> 00:40:28,491 and grab the guns, okay? Okay. 954 00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:30,460 But we gotta move slow. 955 00:40:30,529 --> 00:40:31,728 Give me the keys. 956 00:40:31,797 --> 00:40:33,630 I put 'em on the table. 957 00:40:33,698 --> 00:40:35,432 What the--Why? 958 00:40:35,500 --> 00:40:36,966 I didn't want to lose 'em. 959 00:40:37,035 --> 00:40:41,070 Okay, let's go, but slowly. 960 00:40:41,139 --> 00:40:43,573 Moving faster will raise our body temps too quickly. 961 00:40:43,642 --> 00:40:46,276 And mine rises much faster than the rest of y'all's. 962 00:40:50,482 --> 00:40:54,350 Okay, TJ and I will go out there. 963 00:40:54,419 --> 00:40:56,252 Brick, stay with Daniella. 964 00:40:56,321 --> 00:40:58,455 It's safer in here. And then once we reload the guns, 965 00:40:58,523 --> 00:40:59,456 we'll come back for you. 966 00:40:59,524 --> 00:41:00,790 Nuh. 967 00:41:00,859 --> 00:41:02,525 Let's go. Come on. 968 00:41:03,595 --> 00:41:04,761 Hey, yo, two words! 969 00:41:04,830 --> 00:41:06,196 Don't die. 970 00:41:07,332 --> 00:41:09,265 Come on. Let's go. 971 00:41:11,436 --> 00:41:12,869 Stay over there. 972 00:41:12,938 --> 00:41:14,204 You gonna be good. 973 00:41:16,708 --> 00:41:18,508 Ooh. Expensive. 974 00:41:18,577 --> 00:41:19,509 All right. 975 00:41:19,578 --> 00:41:20,810 Okay. 976 00:41:20,879 --> 00:41:22,679 Button, button. Who's got the button? 977 00:41:23,748 --> 00:41:25,815 COMPUTER: Too low. No. No. 978 00:41:25,884 --> 00:41:27,317 Yes. Yes. 979 00:41:31,389 --> 00:41:33,022 Aha. 980 00:41:35,460 --> 00:41:37,527 Just like I remember. 981 00:41:45,270 --> 00:41:49,405 Well, fellas, I think I'm gonna be pretty good at this flying thing. 982 00:41:49,474 --> 00:41:51,841 Hey! Hey! 983 00:41:51,910 --> 00:41:55,044 You want my opinion on that? 984 00:41:55,113 --> 00:41:56,713 Okay? 985 00:41:56,781 --> 00:41:59,382 Just a little bump in the road, ladies. 986 00:41:59,451 --> 00:42:03,086 Kyle, I'm gonna need you to keep an eye on Raya's coordinates. 987 00:42:03,154 --> 00:42:04,687 You're gonna be my G.P.S. 988 00:42:04,756 --> 00:42:06,723 I'm gonna need you to keep us in the air! 989 00:42:06,791 --> 00:42:07,724 You're my pilot! 990 00:42:07,792 --> 00:42:10,593 Piece of cake. 991 00:42:59,678 --> 00:43:01,578 Okay. 992 00:43:01,646 --> 00:43:03,112 Where they go? 993 00:43:04,215 --> 00:43:05,481 Okay. Almost there. 994 00:43:32,877 --> 00:43:34,677 Okay. 995 00:44:07,245 --> 00:44:09,012 Get the door. Shh! 996 00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:10,780 I am shh! 997 00:44:20,759 --> 00:44:21,724 TJ: Go! Go! 998 00:44:21,793 --> 00:44:23,693 Run! 999 00:44:23,762 --> 00:44:25,662 Go, go, go! 1000 00:44:54,125 --> 00:44:56,426 Man, I hope they made it. 1001 00:44:56,494 --> 00:44:58,394 Brick, can you please look at my burn? 1002 00:44:58,463 --> 00:45:00,663 I feel really weird, like I'm gonna-- 1003 00:45:00,732 --> 00:45:03,232 like I'm gonna hurl or something. 1004 00:45:03,301 --> 00:45:04,367 Yo, I'm a mechanic. 1005 00:45:04,436 --> 00:45:06,202 I work on cars, not spider burns. 1006 00:45:06,271 --> 00:45:07,437 Brick, please? 1007 00:45:10,408 --> 00:45:11,340 All right. 1008 00:45:16,681 --> 00:45:18,514 Eww. 1009 00:45:18,583 --> 00:45:19,749 Tsst! 1010 00:45:19,818 --> 00:45:21,451 What? Nah, nothing. 1011 00:45:21,519 --> 00:45:22,919 Nothing. It looks good. 1012 00:45:22,987 --> 00:45:24,554 I don't know what it was like before, 1013 00:45:24,622 --> 00:45:26,089 but you gonna be all right. 1014 00:45:26,157 --> 00:45:27,590 It doesn't hurt as bad as before. 1015 00:45:27,659 --> 00:45:29,092 I think the cold is helping it. 1016 00:45:33,665 --> 00:45:35,098 Hoo. 1017 00:45:35,166 --> 00:45:36,766 Snap! 1018 00:45:38,369 --> 00:45:39,302 My-- 1019 00:45:39,370 --> 00:45:41,104 No! 1020 00:45:41,172 --> 00:45:42,638 Get out of here. 1021 00:45:44,209 --> 00:45:45,875 Open the door! No. 1022 00:45:47,846 --> 00:45:50,546 Come on. 1023 00:45:50,615 --> 00:45:52,982 No! 1024 00:45:53,051 --> 00:45:54,751 Come on! 1025 00:45:54,819 --> 00:45:55,785 Hey! 1026 00:45:55,854 --> 00:45:57,754 Move! What happened? 1027 00:45:57,822 --> 00:45:58,921 Move! Raya, no. 1028 00:45:58,990 --> 00:46:00,156 Where's Daniella? 1029 00:46:00,225 --> 00:46:01,591 Raya. Raya. She ain't gonna make it! 1030 00:46:01,659 --> 00:46:02,592 What? No! Take her! Go! 1031 00:46:02,660 --> 00:46:03,760 Raya, no! Raya, come on! 1032 00:46:03,828 --> 00:46:05,161 We can't leave her! No! Come on! 1033 00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:10,133 We're right above her! 1034 00:46:10,201 --> 00:46:11,501 I'm gonna take her down. 1035 00:46:11,569 --> 00:46:12,935 She's moving faster! 1036 00:46:13,004 --> 00:46:14,137 That could only mean-- 1037 00:46:14,205 --> 00:46:16,105 She's in trouble. Aw, man. 1038 00:46:16,174 --> 00:46:17,974 Are you sure you can land this thing? 1039 00:46:18,042 --> 00:46:19,976 Never underestimate me, Marty. 1040 00:46:20,044 --> 00:46:21,410 You know that. 1041 00:46:33,892 --> 00:46:35,091 Brick, my gun's jammed. 1042 00:46:36,394 --> 00:46:38,127 Brick, save your ammo, man! 1043 00:46:40,665 --> 00:46:42,698 Brick! 1044 00:46:44,569 --> 00:46:45,768 There's way too many of 'em. 1045 00:46:45,837 --> 00:46:48,104 They're too lava, too lantula! 1046 00:46:48,173 --> 00:46:49,438 Get outta here. 1047 00:46:49,507 --> 00:46:51,440 Brick! No, man! No! 1048 00:46:51,509 --> 00:46:52,942 We have to go, TJ! No. 1049 00:46:54,612 --> 00:46:55,645 Let's do this! 1050 00:47:02,187 --> 00:47:04,320 Man, I don't want to die today. 1051 00:47:04,389 --> 00:47:06,522 We're not gonna die. We just have to keep it together. 1052 00:47:06,591 --> 00:47:08,291 Brick's gone, okay? Brick's gone. 1053 00:47:08,359 --> 00:47:09,692 Listen to me. 1054 00:47:09,761 --> 00:47:10,993 Listen to me. 1055 00:47:11,062 --> 00:47:12,695 I lost my best friend, too. 1056 00:47:14,065 --> 00:47:16,999 But we're gonna get out of here, okay? 1057 00:47:17,068 --> 00:47:18,401 I promise. 1058 00:47:28,813 --> 00:47:30,179 Wait. Okay. 1059 00:47:36,387 --> 00:47:37,720 Okay. 1060 00:48:50,361 --> 00:48:51,460 Go, go, go! 1061 00:48:51,529 --> 00:48:52,995 Go, go! Go, go, go! 1062 00:48:53,064 --> 00:48:54,263 Keep going! Keep going! 1063 00:48:54,332 --> 00:48:55,965 Don't wait for me! Keep going. 1064 00:49:02,407 --> 00:49:03,739 Where's the gun? 1065 00:49:03,808 --> 00:49:06,309 It's still in the kitchen right now. 1066 00:49:10,014 --> 00:49:11,180 My God. 1067 00:49:13,251 --> 00:49:14,417 Damn it. 1068 00:49:15,653 --> 00:49:17,653 God. 1069 00:49:17,722 --> 00:49:19,188 Come on! I'm coming. 1070 00:49:19,257 --> 00:49:20,589 Leave us alone. 1071 00:49:22,060 --> 00:49:23,592 Whoa. 1072 00:49:34,205 --> 00:49:35,371 No, no, no. 1073 00:49:38,676 --> 00:49:41,944 RAYA: What are we gonna do? They're everywhere. 1074 00:50:04,235 --> 00:50:06,369 Whoa! Hey! 1075 00:50:13,277 --> 00:50:14,243 Colton! 1076 00:50:16,547 --> 00:50:19,749 Yes! Yeah! 1077 00:50:19,817 --> 00:50:20,750 Hey. 1078 00:50:23,087 --> 00:50:24,153 Wait. Wait. 1079 00:50:24,222 --> 00:50:25,221 Whoa, whoa. Wait. Wait. 1080 00:50:25,289 --> 00:50:26,756 Raya! You got a boyfriend. 1081 00:50:26,824 --> 00:50:27,923 Raya. Colton! 1082 00:50:27,992 --> 00:50:29,825 Ho ho. 1083 00:50:29,894 --> 00:50:31,160 Thank goodness. You're okay. 1084 00:50:31,229 --> 00:50:33,696 Daniella's dead. Everyone's dead. 1085 00:50:33,765 --> 00:50:35,164 I'm so sorry. 1086 00:50:35,233 --> 00:50:37,333 I'm so sorry, honey. I promise you, 1087 00:50:37,402 --> 00:50:38,501 everything's gonna be okay. 1088 00:50:38,569 --> 00:50:40,036 I didn't think you'd come. 1089 00:50:40,104 --> 00:50:42,238 Well, if you would answer your phone once in a while. 1090 00:50:42,306 --> 00:50:43,739 What do you mean, I wouldn't come? 1091 00:50:43,808 --> 00:50:45,775 How could I not come back for you? 1092 00:50:45,843 --> 00:50:48,511 You're my daughter. 1093 00:50:48,579 --> 00:50:50,713 It's gonna be okay. That ain't true. 1094 00:50:50,782 --> 00:50:51,747 Ain't nothing gonna be okay. 1095 00:50:51,816 --> 00:50:52,882 Who's he? 1096 00:50:52,950 --> 00:50:55,351 That's TJ. Saved my life. 1097 00:50:55,420 --> 00:50:57,286 Yo, I'm a great fan, man, a big fan. 1098 00:50:57,355 --> 00:50:59,755 Thanks for coming for us, man. I got a gun! 1099 00:50:59,824 --> 00:51:01,390 I made a gun, and you inspired it. 1100 00:51:01,459 --> 00:51:03,426 It's in there. I'm gonna go get it for you. 1101 00:51:03,494 --> 00:51:04,794 Okay, you can thank us later. 1102 00:51:04,862 --> 00:51:06,595 Right now we are not out of the woods yet. 1103 00:51:06,664 --> 00:51:08,631 We've got to find her and kill her. 1104 00:51:08,699 --> 00:51:10,599 Find who? MARTY: These are just babies. 1105 00:51:10,668 --> 00:51:11,734 The mama's hiding somewhere. 1106 00:51:11,803 --> 00:51:13,636 When this happened in Los Angeles, 1107 00:51:13,704 --> 00:51:16,372 the good Dr. Von Struble gave us a thermal image of the city. 1108 00:51:16,441 --> 00:51:17,606 We were able to find her. 1109 00:51:17,675 --> 00:51:19,041 I can do that. 1110 00:51:19,110 --> 00:51:20,910 Thermal, spectral, infrared. 1111 00:51:20,978 --> 00:51:23,379 Last semester, I did my thesis on global drought 1112 00:51:23,448 --> 00:51:24,814 and raising global temperatures. 1113 00:51:24,882 --> 00:51:27,249 We had access to all the satellite information. 1114 00:51:27,318 --> 00:51:28,250 Show us, honey. 1115 00:51:28,319 --> 00:51:30,653 Just follow me. 1116 00:51:30,721 --> 00:51:32,822 You got a cool-ass daughter, Mr. West. 1117 00:51:32,890 --> 00:51:34,323 Don't even think about it. I-- 1118 00:51:34,392 --> 00:51:35,758 I don't want it crossing your mind. 1119 00:51:35,827 --> 00:51:37,293 How you know-- You got me? 1120 00:51:37,361 --> 00:51:38,828 Can-- 1121 00:51:38,896 --> 00:51:40,496 Okay. All right. 1122 00:51:40,565 --> 00:51:42,164 So we gotta get that chopper operational. Can you do it? 1123 00:51:42,233 --> 00:51:44,567 Come on, man. What happens every time we split up? 1124 00:51:44,635 --> 00:51:45,568 Weird stuff happens. 1125 00:51:45,636 --> 00:51:46,769 Come on, Marty. 1126 00:51:46,838 --> 00:51:48,304 How 'bout we split up temporarily? 1127 00:51:48,372 --> 00:51:50,973 I get the chopper, and I'll meet you out front. 1128 00:51:51,042 --> 00:51:53,275 Great idea. All right? Cool. 1129 00:52:04,355 --> 00:52:05,321 Go! 1130 00:52:13,564 --> 00:52:17,099 Sir. We think we've located Colton West. 1131 00:52:17,168 --> 00:52:19,001 Well, get him on the line. 1132 00:52:19,070 --> 00:52:20,769 What did you do to my set? 1133 00:52:20,838 --> 00:52:22,104 You wrecked my set! Wait. 1134 00:52:22,173 --> 00:52:23,439 Did I hear you correctly? 1135 00:52:23,508 --> 00:52:24,807 Did you find that S.O.B.? 1136 00:52:24,876 --> 00:52:26,876 Did you find them? Are they okay? 1137 00:52:26,944 --> 00:52:28,944 Will you get these morons out of my office? 1138 00:52:29,013 --> 00:52:29,979 Yes, sir. 1139 00:52:30,047 --> 00:52:31,480 Wait! Th-This is crazy! 1140 00:52:31,549 --> 00:52:33,849 You can't take me off my own movie set, General! 1141 00:52:33,918 --> 00:52:36,485 It is Colonel, and this is now a military operation. 1142 00:52:36,554 --> 00:52:39,388 I can do whatever the hell I want to do. 1143 00:52:39,457 --> 00:52:41,957 Now, Private, please get these people out of my face! 1144 00:52:42,026 --> 00:52:45,628 Don't you touch me! 1145 00:52:45,696 --> 00:52:47,830 I'm gonna go under my own accord. 1146 00:52:47,899 --> 00:52:49,031 Humph! 1147 00:52:49,100 --> 00:52:51,133 Don't let me die on "Clown Cops"! 1148 00:52:51,202 --> 00:52:52,868 This can't be my last movie. 1149 00:52:52,937 --> 00:52:55,738 We're so overbudget. 1150 00:52:58,809 --> 00:53:00,576 Something like this? 1151 00:53:00,645 --> 00:53:02,411 Exactly like that. 1152 00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:04,513 Now zoom in on Miami. 1153 00:53:05,750 --> 00:53:07,650 Brilliant. 1154 00:53:07,718 --> 00:53:09,852 And you thought I was only partying, Colt. 1155 00:53:09,921 --> 00:53:11,587 When did I say that? 1156 00:53:11,656 --> 00:53:14,757 I never said that. I never said you were only partying. 1157 00:53:14,825 --> 00:53:18,060 So that's it? You think that's the mamalantula? 1158 00:53:18,129 --> 00:53:21,830 That is one massive heat signature under Miami. 1159 00:53:21,899 --> 00:53:24,233 Whatever it is, it is huge. 1160 00:53:24,302 --> 00:53:26,268 What, the mamalantula? 1161 00:53:26,337 --> 00:53:30,039 No, no, no, no. That's much, much bigger. 1162 00:53:30,107 --> 00:53:32,508 That's no mamalantula. 1163 00:53:32,577 --> 00:53:37,346 That's a freaking gargantulantula. 1164 00:53:37,415 --> 00:53:39,548 TJ: Mamalantulantula. 1165 00:53:39,617 --> 00:53:42,451 What? 1166 00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:44,186 The--The mama tarantula? 1167 00:53:44,255 --> 00:53:46,288 No. Gargantulantula. 1168 00:53:46,357 --> 00:53:47,556 Gorgantulantula? 1169 00:53:47,625 --> 00:53:48,557 What? Is it-- 1170 00:53:48,626 --> 00:53:50,359 Gor--The gorgantula? No. 1171 00:53:50,428 --> 00:53:52,695 Yes--No, it's a gargantulantula. 1172 00:53:52,763 --> 00:53:54,964 It's a gor-- Mormalantula? 1173 00:53:55,032 --> 00:53:57,700 With an "O"? No, with a G-A-R, gar. 1174 00:53:57,768 --> 00:53:59,101 Gargan--Gargantu-- Gargar... 1175 00:53:59,170 --> 00:54:00,102 Gargantula. Gargan-- 1176 00:54:00,171 --> 00:54:01,237 What's the last part? 1177 00:54:01,305 --> 00:54:03,739 Say it slow. Just say-- Gargan... 1178 00:54:03,808 --> 00:54:05,374 It's very, very bad. It's very bad. 1179 00:54:12,049 --> 00:54:13,616 That's the government. 1180 00:54:13,684 --> 00:54:15,117 How do you know that? 1181 00:54:16,654 --> 00:54:19,955 'Cause it's ringing really weird. 1182 00:54:21,192 --> 00:54:22,124 Hello. 1183 00:54:22,193 --> 00:54:23,259 Colton West? 1184 00:54:23,327 --> 00:54:24,593 Speaking. 1185 00:54:24,662 --> 00:54:26,962 Yeah, this is, Colonel Nathan R. Jester. 1186 00:54:27,031 --> 00:54:29,431 You are familiar with the situation down in Florida? 1187 00:54:29,500 --> 00:54:31,967 Yeah, slightly. 1188 00:54:32,036 --> 00:54:35,004 Yeah, well, you are the only one 1189 00:54:35,072 --> 00:54:36,905 that has successfully dealt with these things... 1190 00:54:36,974 --> 00:54:37,973 I'm sorry. 1191 00:54:38,042 --> 00:54:40,109 and, I need your help, 1192 00:54:40,177 --> 00:54:42,011 and I need your team. 1193 00:54:42,079 --> 00:54:43,012 Great. 1194 00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:44,847 Then come pick us up. 1195 00:54:44,915 --> 00:54:47,616 No can do. You're located in a hot zone. 1196 00:54:47,685 --> 00:54:49,285 Yeah, in a hot zone. 1197 00:54:49,353 --> 00:54:51,287 Believe me, I been through this before. 1198 00:54:51,355 --> 00:54:54,123 - I know you have. - I know you have. 1199 00:54:54,191 --> 00:54:56,792 Well, I got an idea. If you listen to me, I-- 1200 00:54:56,861 --> 00:54:58,494 No, you listen to me, General. 1201 00:54:58,562 --> 00:54:59,995 It's Colonel. 1202 00:55:00,064 --> 00:55:02,298 Colonel, you listen to me. 1203 00:55:02,366 --> 00:55:03,832 You position your satellites 1204 00:55:03,901 --> 00:55:06,969 for a thermal image of Miami stat. 1205 00:55:08,239 --> 00:55:09,371 You found her. 1206 00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:11,373 I found something, 'cause this one 1207 00:55:11,442 --> 00:55:14,043 makes the one in L.A. look like a flea. 1208 00:55:14,111 --> 00:55:17,179 Heh. So we find her, 1209 00:55:17,248 --> 00:55:19,181 we root her out, 1210 00:55:19,250 --> 00:55:20,683 and we blow her up. 1211 00:55:20,751 --> 00:55:21,817 I'm no expert, 1212 00:55:21,886 --> 00:55:24,186 but the heat signature on this one 1213 00:55:24,255 --> 00:55:26,121 is like something I've never seen before. 1214 00:55:26,190 --> 00:55:27,156 It worked once. 1215 00:55:27,224 --> 00:55:28,891 It'll work again. 1216 00:55:28,959 --> 00:55:33,195 We strike hard, we strike first, 1217 00:55:33,264 --> 00:55:35,064 and we show no mercy. 1218 00:55:35,132 --> 00:55:38,667 No, these aren't like the ones in L.A. 1219 00:55:38,736 --> 00:55:40,569 They're bigger. 1220 00:55:40,638 --> 00:55:43,138 They're hotter. 1221 00:55:43,207 --> 00:55:45,507 They're nastier. 1222 00:55:45,576 --> 00:55:48,243 So what are you suggesting, that we just, 1223 00:55:48,312 --> 00:55:50,179 simply do nothing and move on? 1224 00:55:50,247 --> 00:55:53,582 Suggesting you don't piss it off. 1225 00:55:53,651 --> 00:55:55,718 I don't want you and your--your friends 1226 00:55:55,786 --> 00:55:58,420 to do anything real stupid like the last time. 1227 00:55:58,489 --> 00:56:01,357 I don't have friends. 1228 00:56:02,927 --> 00:56:04,193 I got family. 1229 00:56:04,261 --> 00:56:07,262 Well, I got bombs, so you and your family 1230 00:56:07,331 --> 00:56:08,864 can just stay tight. 1231 00:56:08,933 --> 00:56:10,566 We'll check out your map. 1232 00:56:10,634 --> 00:56:12,601 We'll get a confirmation to you. 1233 00:56:12,670 --> 00:56:14,236 Don't hang up on me. 1234 00:56:23,147 --> 00:56:24,713 They want us to sit tight. 1235 00:56:24,782 --> 00:56:27,916 Sit tight? How can anyone sit tight right now? 1236 00:56:27,985 --> 00:56:31,286 They're gonna get us all killed. 1237 00:56:31,355 --> 00:56:34,857 Colton, this is the U.S. military we're talking about. 1238 00:56:34,925 --> 00:56:38,927 Kyle, you know I have a problem with authority. 1239 00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:47,035 Nobody, nobody knows these spiders 1240 00:56:47,104 --> 00:56:50,139 like I know these spiders. 1241 00:56:52,376 --> 00:56:54,977 Colonel, thermal images are up. 1242 00:57:00,351 --> 00:57:01,884 He's right. 1243 00:57:01,952 --> 00:57:03,986 Whatever that is, it's huge. 1244 00:57:04,054 --> 00:57:08,056 That is the behemoth of all spiders. 1245 00:57:08,125 --> 00:57:09,925 Get CENTCOM on the line. 1246 00:57:09,994 --> 00:57:11,627 We're gonna smoke her out. 1247 00:57:11,695 --> 00:57:14,430 Then we're gonna light her ass up. 1248 00:57:16,634 --> 00:57:19,134 We're gonna light her ass up. 1249 00:57:19,203 --> 00:57:20,736 What happened to the chopper? 1250 00:57:20,805 --> 00:57:22,638 We can't get to the chopper! Why not? 1251 00:57:22,706 --> 00:57:23,906 Remember when I told you that every time 1252 00:57:23,974 --> 00:57:25,574 we split up, weird stuff happens? 1253 00:57:25,643 --> 00:57:26,642 Yeah. Yeah. 1254 00:57:26,710 --> 00:57:28,510 Well, I was on my way to the-- 1255 00:57:29,580 --> 00:57:31,146 Right. And all of a sudden-- 1256 00:57:33,851 --> 00:57:35,918 And... 1257 00:57:35,986 --> 00:57:37,319 And then what? 1258 00:57:37,388 --> 00:57:39,354 Marshmallows. 1259 00:57:39,423 --> 00:57:41,190 So what do we do? 1260 00:57:41,258 --> 00:57:42,925 Does anybody have a car? 1261 00:57:42,993 --> 00:57:43,926 TJ: I do. 1262 00:57:43,994 --> 00:57:45,694 Brilliant! Go. 1263 00:57:49,900 --> 00:57:52,134 I don't understand why we can't just sit back 1264 00:57:52,203 --> 00:57:53,669 and let the military handle this. 1265 00:57:53,737 --> 00:57:55,003 'Cause they don't know. 1266 00:57:55,072 --> 00:57:56,605 And they don't know. 1267 00:57:56,674 --> 00:57:58,640 You keep saying that. What don't they know? 1268 00:57:58,709 --> 00:58:01,310 They haven't ridden on the back of one of these things like I have, 1269 00:58:01,378 --> 00:58:02,544 And he has. 1270 00:58:02,613 --> 00:58:04,012 And they haven't looked in the eyes 1271 00:58:04,081 --> 00:58:05,681 of one of these things like I have. 1272 00:58:05,749 --> 00:58:06,682 And he has. 1273 00:58:11,689 --> 00:58:14,656 I think you made a wrong turn. 1274 00:58:14,725 --> 00:58:16,158 Yo, yo, chill out. 1275 00:58:16,227 --> 00:58:19,027 This is my hood, a'ight? 1276 00:58:19,096 --> 00:58:20,195 We're dead. 1277 00:58:20,264 --> 00:58:21,630 What's happening?! 1278 00:58:21,699 --> 00:58:23,332 TJ, shut the hell up, and get down! 1279 00:58:24,869 --> 00:58:26,735 They're shooting at us! 1280 00:58:26,804 --> 00:58:28,303 COLTON: They're not shooting at us. 1281 00:58:28,372 --> 00:58:29,471 Let's go. 1282 00:58:31,075 --> 00:58:32,641 Get 'em! 1283 00:58:33,877 --> 00:58:35,611 Let's go! 1284 00:58:35,679 --> 00:58:37,346 There's so many of 'em! No! No! No! 1285 00:58:37,414 --> 00:58:38,647 Are you Colton West? Damn skippy. 1286 00:58:42,019 --> 00:58:43,118 "Red Rocket." 1287 00:58:44,221 --> 00:58:45,854 Crazy movie, man. 1288 00:58:45,923 --> 00:58:48,790 Yeah. They should have continued the franchise. 1289 00:58:50,060 --> 00:58:51,326 Look out, man! 1290 00:58:51,395 --> 00:58:52,995 Come on! Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1291 00:58:53,063 --> 00:58:55,163 What are you doing with my punk-ass brother? 1292 00:58:55,232 --> 00:58:57,299 Who you calling punk-ass, man? We over here saving Florida. 1293 00:58:57,368 --> 00:58:59,868 'Bout to get medieval on y'all. 1294 00:58:59,937 --> 00:59:01,470 Dad, get back in the house, man! 1295 00:59:01,539 --> 00:59:02,871 You two stand back. 1296 00:59:02,940 --> 00:59:06,174 I'm gonna show you boys how it's done. 1297 00:59:16,587 --> 00:59:18,620 What is that, sir? Fire retardant. 1298 00:59:18,689 --> 00:59:19,888 Well, whatever the hell it is, 1299 00:59:19,957 --> 00:59:21,223 it chased them the hell away. 1300 00:59:21,292 --> 00:59:23,058 You have any more of it? I'm out. 1301 00:59:23,127 --> 00:59:24,726 I'm out of ammo. 1302 00:59:24,795 --> 00:59:25,994 Everybody back in the house. 1303 00:59:26,063 --> 00:59:27,496 All right. Come on. When they return... 1304 00:59:27,565 --> 00:59:29,398 Go in, Pops. Go in. they're gonna be pissed. 1305 00:59:31,635 --> 00:59:33,168 This is Delta One. 1306 00:59:33,237 --> 00:59:34,503 Target is in sight. 1307 00:59:34,572 --> 00:59:36,805 We have missile lock. Copy that. 1308 00:59:36,874 --> 00:59:38,640 Operation Alpha Foxtrot is a full go. 1309 00:59:38,709 --> 00:59:39,641 Roger that. 1310 00:59:39,710 --> 00:59:41,143 Let her have it, boys. 1311 00:59:51,589 --> 00:59:52,888 We have direct hit, sir. 1312 00:59:52,957 --> 00:59:56,024 Well, that should wake her ass up? 1313 01:00:02,399 --> 01:00:03,732 Greetings. 1314 01:00:08,639 --> 01:00:11,873 It's--It's a nice night, 1315 01:00:11,942 --> 01:00:14,509 all things considering. 1316 01:00:14,578 --> 01:00:16,745 Yeah. It's all right. 1317 01:00:19,249 --> 01:00:21,783 I loved "Straight Out of Compton." 1318 01:00:21,852 --> 01:00:23,051 What? 1319 01:00:23,120 --> 01:00:24,886 Yeah, I know he's busy, 1320 01:00:24,955 --> 01:00:26,855 busy destroying this entire city. 1321 01:00:26,924 --> 01:00:29,858 He doesn't know what he's dealing with. 1322 01:00:29,927 --> 01:00:31,727 Now put him on the damn phone. 1323 01:00:31,795 --> 01:00:33,195 What do you want? 1324 01:00:33,263 --> 01:00:35,764 The little spiders, they don't matter. 1325 01:00:35,833 --> 01:00:38,867 It's the big one, the gargantulantula. 1326 01:00:38,936 --> 01:00:40,869 You kill it, and you kill 'em all. 1327 01:00:42,640 --> 01:00:43,905 Who's he talking to? Well, if it's that easy, 1328 01:00:43,974 --> 01:00:46,274 why don't you just get some bug spray? 1329 01:00:46,343 --> 01:00:48,143 I've done this before. 1330 01:00:48,212 --> 01:00:51,747 These lavalantulas, they're not like the last ones, 1331 01:00:51,815 --> 01:00:55,384 and this big one, it's got so much heat, 1332 01:00:55,452 --> 01:00:57,819 no weapon can come close to it. 1333 01:00:57,888 --> 01:00:59,788 I'm about to prove you wrong. Really? 1334 01:01:01,492 --> 01:01:03,825 Who's hungry? 1335 01:01:03,894 --> 01:01:06,728 Really, Mom, who could eat at a time like this? 1336 01:01:06,797 --> 01:01:09,898 A man's got to eat. Now shut your mouth, and put some food in it 1337 01:01:09,967 --> 01:01:12,501 before I slap you upside the head, damn boy! 1338 01:01:12,569 --> 01:01:14,102 What's wrong with you? 1339 01:01:14,171 --> 01:01:15,971 You don't question your mama in front of guests. 1340 01:01:16,040 --> 01:01:17,172 I was just saying I wasn't hungry. 1341 01:01:17,241 --> 01:01:18,173 Well, make your butt hungry. 1342 01:01:18,242 --> 01:01:20,175 Lord, is this what it takes 1343 01:01:20,244 --> 01:01:22,411 for a mama to get her kids 1344 01:01:22,479 --> 01:01:24,913 back in the house at the same time, 1345 01:01:24,982 --> 01:01:26,314 a damn lavalantula invasion? 1346 01:01:26,383 --> 01:01:27,849 Hell, if I'd have known that, 1347 01:01:27,918 --> 01:01:29,351 I'd have called up them lavalantulas years ago. 1348 01:01:29,420 --> 01:01:30,819 Woman, what's wrong with you? 1349 01:01:30,888 --> 01:01:32,954 You can't call no lavalantula. 1350 01:01:33,023 --> 01:01:34,823 Don't tell me what I can and can't do. 1351 01:01:34,892 --> 01:01:38,660 I got Colton West up in my house, a real movie star. 1352 01:01:38,729 --> 01:01:40,495 That's very kind of you, ma'am, and completely accurate. 1353 01:01:40,564 --> 01:01:41,596 Don't interrupt me, movie star. 1354 01:01:41,665 --> 01:01:43,699 You need to eat, too. 1355 01:01:43,767 --> 01:01:44,933 Look skinnier than you did 20 years ago 1356 01:01:45,002 --> 01:01:46,968 in that "Crimson Flyer" movie. 1357 01:01:47,037 --> 01:01:49,037 It's actually called "Red Rocket," 1358 01:01:49,106 --> 01:01:50,672 and it was a huge hit. 1359 01:01:50,741 --> 01:01:52,107 Ooh, that's the potatoes. 1360 01:01:52,176 --> 01:01:54,643 Elizabeth, you know them potatoes give me gas. 1361 01:01:54,712 --> 01:01:56,178 You gonna eat some potatoes, 1362 01:01:56,246 --> 01:01:57,646 or I'm gonna make you wear 'em. 1363 01:01:59,116 --> 01:02:02,150 Sir, can you tell me again 1364 01:02:02,219 --> 01:02:05,053 what was that material that you were shooting out of your leaf blower? 1365 01:02:05,122 --> 01:02:07,289 Fire retardant? Really? 1366 01:02:07,357 --> 01:02:08,690 Yeah, it's ammonium phosphate. 1367 01:02:08,759 --> 01:02:11,326 That's right. Girl got a brain. 1368 01:02:11,395 --> 01:02:14,029 TJ, why can't you find a girl like that? 1369 01:02:14,098 --> 01:02:15,664 What are you talking about, Pops? 1370 01:02:15,733 --> 01:02:17,165 I do. She--She right here, ain't she? 1371 01:02:21,305 --> 01:02:23,805 Hal, where do you get that stuff? 1372 01:02:23,874 --> 01:02:25,974 Pops used to work for a fire department. 1373 01:02:26,043 --> 01:02:27,342 Really? Yeah. 1374 01:02:27,411 --> 01:02:28,810 30 years. 1375 01:02:28,879 --> 01:02:30,345 You know, I played a psychologically 1376 01:02:30,414 --> 01:02:31,880 complicated fireman with a drinking problem 1377 01:02:31,949 --> 01:02:34,082 in the hit film, "Scorcher." 1378 01:02:34,151 --> 01:02:36,218 I didn't really care for that movie very much. 1379 01:02:36,286 --> 01:02:37,519 Really? 1380 01:02:37,588 --> 01:02:39,187 They should have consulted a real fireman. 1381 01:02:39,256 --> 01:02:41,356 And the fire, that computer-generated crap, 1382 01:02:41,425 --> 01:02:43,058 man, that just looked silly. 1383 01:02:43,127 --> 01:02:44,159 Well, it's Hollywood, Hal. 1384 01:02:44,228 --> 01:02:45,360 You know, I just read 'em. 1385 01:02:45,429 --> 01:02:46,428 I don't write 'em. 1386 01:02:46,497 --> 01:02:48,563 But, anyway, do you have any more 1387 01:02:48,632 --> 01:02:50,532 of that stuff down at the station? 1388 01:02:50,601 --> 01:02:53,001 Hell if I know, man. I ain't been to the station 1389 01:02:53,070 --> 01:02:54,770 since they cut my damn pension. 1390 01:02:54,838 --> 01:02:58,039 But I can tell you where they got a load of it, though. 1391 01:02:58,108 --> 01:02:59,040 Where? 1392 01:02:59,109 --> 01:03:00,041 At the airfield, 1393 01:03:00,110 --> 01:03:01,777 at the Forest Service. 1394 01:03:01,845 --> 01:03:04,179 That's where we drop it out of planes for forest fires. 1395 01:03:04,248 --> 01:03:06,548 Know anybody who could fly one of those planes? 1396 01:03:06,617 --> 01:03:07,883 You're looking at him. 1397 01:03:07,951 --> 01:03:11,720 First job I had when I got out the Air Force. 1398 01:03:11,789 --> 01:03:14,256 Really? 1399 01:03:14,324 --> 01:03:18,026 Colton, is there something on your mind? 1400 01:03:18,095 --> 01:03:21,630 I'm thinking. 1401 01:03:21,698 --> 01:03:22,964 Now, one of those planes, 1402 01:03:23,033 --> 01:03:25,133 we'd never get close enough to drop it. 1403 01:03:25,202 --> 01:03:28,436 That big one, the heat coming off of it, 1404 01:03:28,505 --> 01:03:30,205 would explode the plane immediately. 1405 01:03:30,274 --> 01:03:32,240 Yeah, or if we even try to get close, 1406 01:03:32,309 --> 01:03:34,276 she'll shoot that cilica garbage or whatever that is, 1407 01:03:34,344 --> 01:03:36,278 and we would fry. 1408 01:03:36,346 --> 01:03:39,314 At the school, when we were being attacked, 1409 01:03:39,383 --> 01:03:40,649 the spiders didn't see us. 1410 01:03:40,717 --> 01:03:42,551 She's right. We got so cold in there. 1411 01:03:42,619 --> 01:03:43,952 We lowered our body temperature 1412 01:03:44,021 --> 01:03:45,987 enough that we were invisible to them. 1413 01:03:46,056 --> 01:03:47,289 Really? 1414 01:03:49,193 --> 01:03:51,760 So have you got any guys 1415 01:03:51,829 --> 01:03:55,297 who could help us load one of those planes? 1416 01:03:55,365 --> 01:03:56,298 Not a problem. 1417 01:03:56,366 --> 01:03:58,066 And have you got any guys 1418 01:03:58,135 --> 01:04:00,335 who can get us to that airfield? 1419 01:04:00,404 --> 01:04:01,736 BOTH: Not a problem. 1420 01:04:01,805 --> 01:04:03,772 And how do you feel about helping me 1421 01:04:03,841 --> 01:04:06,074 beat that thing and saving this city? 1422 01:04:06,143 --> 01:04:08,176 ALL: Not a problem. 1423 01:04:08,245 --> 01:04:10,078 Good. 1424 01:04:12,049 --> 01:04:14,416 Then let's extinguish the bitch. 1425 01:04:19,590 --> 01:04:20,689 Heavenly Father. 1426 01:04:20,757 --> 01:04:22,123 What? Breaking news. 1427 01:04:22,192 --> 01:04:25,260 Live pictures coming in now from downtown Miami 1428 01:04:25,329 --> 01:04:26,695 at Imagination Stadium. Damn. 1429 01:04:26,763 --> 01:04:28,496 We can now see what the military 1430 01:04:28,565 --> 01:04:30,932 has been targeting with those airstrikes. 1431 01:04:31,001 --> 01:04:34,436 My goodness. It's a giant lavalantula. 1432 01:04:34,504 --> 01:04:37,005 The entire stadium has been reduced to rubble. 1433 01:04:47,584 --> 01:04:49,885 Let's move out. 1434 01:04:49,953 --> 01:04:53,889 COL. JESTER: Well, that sure as hell ain't no itsy-bitsy spider. 1435 01:04:53,957 --> 01:04:55,891 She's really big, sir. 1436 01:04:57,427 --> 01:04:58,660 Blow her up. 1437 01:04:58,729 --> 01:05:00,829 Target is live. Proceed and destroy. 1438 01:05:00,898 --> 01:05:03,732 Roger that. All right, fellas, you heard the man. 1439 01:05:03,800 --> 01:05:05,567 Let's go light her up. 1440 01:05:16,079 --> 01:05:17,412 Tommy's hit! We're too close! 1441 01:05:17,481 --> 01:05:19,381 Pull up! Pull up! 1442 01:05:23,820 --> 01:05:25,186 It's not working, sir! 1443 01:05:25,255 --> 01:05:26,588 Nothing is getting through! 1444 01:05:35,332 --> 01:05:37,766 Gimme, gimme. I'm gonna maintenance these. 1445 01:05:37,834 --> 01:05:39,834 Thanks a lot. Yes, yes. 1446 01:05:41,571 --> 01:05:43,038 Colton! Arni! 1447 01:05:43,106 --> 01:05:45,073 What the hell are you do-- Zip it, Colton! 1448 01:05:45,142 --> 01:05:48,076 You were a pain in the ass when your career was going in the toilet, 1449 01:05:48,145 --> 01:05:49,911 and you're a bigger pain in the ass now! 1450 01:05:49,980 --> 01:05:51,579 That's what you risked your life for to tell me? 1451 01:05:51,648 --> 01:05:53,848 I know what you're up to. Are you out of your mind?! 1452 01:05:53,917 --> 01:05:55,050 No, I've never been clearer. 1453 01:05:55,118 --> 01:05:56,284 I think I found a higher calling. 1454 01:05:56,353 --> 01:05:58,053 Higher calling, my ass. 1455 01:05:58,121 --> 01:06:00,689 You want to waltz into cities and save millions, 1456 01:06:00,757 --> 01:06:02,223 you go through me. 1457 01:06:02,292 --> 01:06:04,125 I'm your agent! 1458 01:06:04,194 --> 01:06:06,094 You think Hollywood pays well? Yeah. 1459 01:06:06,163 --> 01:06:08,263 Well, wait'll we hit up Uncle Sam for your services. 1460 01:06:08,332 --> 01:06:09,297 Ooh. Really? 1461 01:06:09,366 --> 01:06:10,799 Now you want to save a city... 1462 01:06:10,867 --> 01:06:12,400 Ooh. they go through me. 1463 01:06:12,469 --> 01:06:13,802 and we're gonna make millions. 1464 01:06:13,870 --> 01:06:15,203 Millions? Millions. Millions! Millions! 1465 01:06:15,272 --> 01:06:16,438 I gotta go save the world. 1466 01:06:16,506 --> 01:06:17,906 All right. I'm gonna make some calls. 1467 01:06:17,975 --> 01:06:19,140 That's my agent. 1468 01:06:19,209 --> 01:06:20,608 You came to me. Go get 'em! 1469 01:06:20,677 --> 01:06:22,210 Amazing! Came to me! Go get 'em! 1470 01:06:22,279 --> 01:06:23,979 All right, what's the number for San Francisco? 1471 01:06:25,716 --> 01:06:27,749 She can drop 90,000 gallons 1472 01:06:27,818 --> 01:06:29,784 of fire retardant on a target 1473 01:06:29,853 --> 01:06:32,287 before you can call for more peanuts. 1474 01:06:33,690 --> 01:06:35,457 That good enough for you? 1475 01:06:35,525 --> 01:06:38,093 That'll be just fine. 1476 01:06:38,161 --> 01:06:41,396 This is gonna be a dangerous flight, Hal. 1477 01:06:41,465 --> 01:06:43,064 Man, I've flown through stuff 1478 01:06:43,133 --> 01:06:45,767 turn your butt whiter than you already are. 1479 01:06:45,836 --> 01:06:48,136 Ain't no spider gonna take me down. 1480 01:06:48,205 --> 01:06:52,407 This is not your average spider. 1481 01:06:52,476 --> 01:06:54,909 That's great, but in my world, 1482 01:06:54,978 --> 01:06:58,179 if it's got eight legs, it's a damn spider. 1483 01:06:58,248 --> 01:07:01,816 Heh. Now we gonna keep wasting time talking, 1484 01:07:01,885 --> 01:07:04,486 or we gonna go ahead and take her out? 1485 01:07:06,356 --> 01:07:08,423 We're gonna take her out. 1486 01:07:19,603 --> 01:07:23,138 Sir, the missiles can't get through. 1487 01:07:23,206 --> 01:07:25,273 Well, target the ground near her feet. 1488 01:07:25,342 --> 01:07:27,375 Maybe she'll sweep the leg. 1489 01:07:27,444 --> 01:07:30,278 We can't, sir. It's her heat signature. Nothing's getting close. 1490 01:07:30,347 --> 01:07:32,380 The missiles are detonating before they can impact. 1491 01:07:32,449 --> 01:07:34,482 Colton was right. She's too hot. 1492 01:07:34,551 --> 01:07:36,951 Well, it's time for an alternative. 1493 01:07:37,020 --> 01:07:38,153 Alternative, sir? 1494 01:07:38,221 --> 01:07:39,788 Get the President on the horn. 1495 01:07:39,856 --> 01:07:41,689 We just may have to nuke my little darlin' 1496 01:07:41,758 --> 01:07:42,690 straight back to hell. 1497 01:07:43,860 --> 01:07:45,393 Sir, if we do that, 1498 01:07:45,462 --> 01:07:47,629 you'll destroy the entire state. 1499 01:07:49,032 --> 01:07:50,265 Let's hope that's all. 1500 01:07:54,905 --> 01:07:58,173 Good people of Florida, 1501 01:07:58,241 --> 01:08:00,742 your state has come under attack 1502 01:08:00,811 --> 01:08:03,945 from one of the worst menaces known to modern history, 1503 01:08:04,014 --> 01:08:05,380 a creature so heinous, 1504 01:08:05,449 --> 01:08:07,782 it can only come from the pits of Hell, 1505 01:08:07,851 --> 01:08:11,619 and if we don't stop it, millions of people will die, 1506 01:08:11,688 --> 01:08:14,689 and your great city will be reduced to ashes. 1507 01:08:14,758 --> 01:08:16,591 But not on my watch! 1508 01:08:16,660 --> 01:08:18,359 Do you know what people say 1509 01:08:18,428 --> 01:08:20,028 about the great state of Florida? 1510 01:08:20,097 --> 01:08:21,296 It's too humid. 1511 01:08:21,364 --> 01:08:23,131 Yeah, yeah, th-they actually do say that. 1512 01:08:23,200 --> 01:08:24,966 What does this Angeleno know 1513 01:08:25,035 --> 01:08:27,869 about the great state of Florida? 1514 01:08:27,938 --> 01:08:30,138 Florida is a state of winners! 1515 01:08:30,207 --> 01:08:31,773 Can you tell me what NFL team 1516 01:08:31,842 --> 01:08:35,443 is the only team to be undefeated in history? 1517 01:08:35,512 --> 01:08:36,811 The Dolphins! The Dolphins! 1518 01:08:36,880 --> 01:08:39,614 That's right. The Dolphins from '72. 1519 01:08:39,683 --> 01:08:41,549 And where did the king, LeBron James, 1520 01:08:41,618 --> 01:08:44,319 go to get his championship ring? 1521 01:08:44,387 --> 01:08:45,320 Cleveland! 1522 01:08:45,388 --> 01:08:46,654 Miami! Miami! 1523 01:08:46,723 --> 01:08:47,889 That's right, Miami. 1524 01:08:47,958 --> 01:08:49,390 And which state 1525 01:08:49,459 --> 01:08:50,725 has the most beautiful beaches, 1526 01:08:50,794 --> 01:08:53,428 the hottest women, the most golf courses? 1527 01:08:53,497 --> 01:08:56,297 And the only state to have no state income tax? 1528 01:08:56,366 --> 01:08:58,133 Alaska! 1529 01:08:58,201 --> 01:08:59,467 Nevada. 1530 01:08:59,536 --> 01:09:01,603 South Dakota's one. Yeah. 1531 01:09:01,671 --> 01:09:02,804 It's true, but, Arni, 1532 01:09:02,873 --> 01:09:04,506 I'm trying to do a hero thing here. 1533 01:09:04,574 --> 01:09:05,507 You asked a question! 1534 01:09:05,575 --> 01:09:06,741 I know, but give me a break! 1535 01:09:06,810 --> 01:09:08,309 When aliens come to visit, 1536 01:09:08,378 --> 01:09:10,912 which state do they choose? 1537 01:09:10,981 --> 01:09:12,113 Florida. 1538 01:09:14,017 --> 01:09:16,251 She's just kidding. 1539 01:09:16,319 --> 01:09:18,953 There are no aliens in Florida. 1540 01:09:19,022 --> 01:09:20,688 Okay. 1541 01:09:20,757 --> 01:09:22,490 I don't know anything about aliens, 1542 01:09:22,559 --> 01:09:25,160 but I do know when the United States of America 1543 01:09:25,228 --> 01:09:28,830 sends a rocket into space, they don't send it 1544 01:09:28,899 --> 01:09:31,099 from Oregon or South Dakota or Nevada. 1545 01:09:31,168 --> 01:09:32,100 They send it from... 1546 01:09:32,169 --> 01:09:34,102 Florida! Florida! 1547 01:09:34,171 --> 01:09:36,104 I won this fight in Los Angeles, 1548 01:09:36,173 --> 01:09:40,108 and fate has brought me here to Florida, 1549 01:09:40,177 --> 01:09:43,211 and together, there's no way we're gonna lose. 1550 01:09:43,280 --> 01:09:45,613 Amen. Amen. Yeah. 1551 01:09:45,682 --> 01:09:47,148 Tonight we win! 1552 01:09:47,217 --> 01:09:49,217 ALL: We win! We win! 1553 01:09:49,286 --> 01:09:51,986 We win! We win! 1554 01:09:53,857 --> 01:09:55,823 Yeah. That's right. 1555 01:09:55,892 --> 01:09:56,858 That's right. Yeah! 1556 01:10:00,697 --> 01:10:01,996 Can somebody help me down? 1557 01:10:02,065 --> 01:10:03,331 I got you, buddy! I got you. 1558 01:10:03,400 --> 01:10:04,699 Thank you, Arni. Swing your leg down. 1559 01:10:04,768 --> 01:10:06,134 I have to swing my legs down. 1560 01:10:06,203 --> 01:10:07,168 Okay, then I go-- All right. 1561 01:10:07,237 --> 01:10:08,469 1, 2, 3. Go! 1562 01:10:08,538 --> 01:10:10,371 Yo, Arni! My God! 1563 01:10:10,440 --> 01:10:13,808 Colt, if the missiles can't get close enough without detonating, 1564 01:10:13,877 --> 01:10:16,411 how are you gonna get close enough in the plane? 1565 01:10:16,479 --> 01:10:18,346 I got this, sweetie. 1566 01:10:18,415 --> 01:10:20,715 You just stay here in the hangar. 1567 01:10:20,784 --> 01:10:22,884 I'll be back. 1568 01:10:25,288 --> 01:10:27,088 You better be back. 1569 01:10:27,157 --> 01:10:29,390 Promise. 1570 01:10:29,459 --> 01:10:30,692 Love you. 1571 01:10:30,760 --> 01:10:32,026 Get some coolant right here. 1572 01:10:34,297 --> 01:10:35,997 Let's go ahead and mark it off. 1573 01:10:36,066 --> 01:10:37,498 Hey, we're all clear over here. 1574 01:10:46,910 --> 01:10:48,610 ...3, Philadelphia. 1575 01:10:48,678 --> 01:10:50,678 300,000 for Allentown. 1576 01:10:50,747 --> 01:10:52,914 Hey, turn that up. Okay. 1577 01:10:52,983 --> 01:10:54,249 Continuing our live coverage now 1578 01:10:54,317 --> 01:10:56,384 of this catastrophic event. 1579 01:10:56,453 --> 01:10:58,253 Miami has been evacuated, 1580 01:10:58,321 --> 01:11:02,257 and the military continues to pound this enormous beast 1581 01:11:02,325 --> 01:11:05,360 in what is now being called "Arachnid Freedom." 1582 01:11:05,428 --> 01:11:08,730 COLTON: Hal, how do we get close enough to that thing without being seen? 1583 01:11:08,798 --> 01:11:11,599 If we take her high enough, the plane will freeze. 1584 01:11:11,668 --> 01:11:13,901 Mr. West, stand by for Colonel Jester. 1585 01:11:13,970 --> 01:11:14,902 COL. JESTER: Colton! 1586 01:11:14,971 --> 01:11:16,771 How's it going, Colonel? 1587 01:11:16,840 --> 01:11:19,140 I think you damn well know how it's going, Mr. West. 1588 01:11:19,209 --> 01:11:21,743 Don't you worry. We got a plan that'll save us all. 1589 01:11:21,811 --> 01:11:23,311 Well, we got our own plan. 1590 01:11:23,380 --> 01:11:24,779 No, no, no. 1591 01:11:24,848 --> 01:11:27,215 You cannot nuke Miami, sir. That's insane. 1592 01:11:27,284 --> 01:11:28,449 Well, who said anything about that? 1593 01:11:28,518 --> 01:11:29,484 I've made that movie, 1594 01:11:29,552 --> 01:11:31,619 and it always ends with nukes. 1595 01:11:31,688 --> 01:11:33,621 You just can't do it. You gotta trust me on this one. 1596 01:11:33,690 --> 01:11:37,425 Sir, we picked up a C-130 entering the restricted no-fly zone. 1597 01:11:39,162 --> 01:11:40,461 Colton, is that you 1598 01:11:40,530 --> 01:11:42,463 riding through a restricted air zone? 1599 01:11:42,532 --> 01:11:44,465 You're gonna get yourself killed. 1600 01:11:44,534 --> 01:11:46,601 I'm trying to tell you we've got a plan, 1601 01:11:46,670 --> 01:11:48,069 but you gotta listen to me. 1602 01:11:48,138 --> 01:11:50,338 I've got 90,000 gallons of fire retardant 1603 01:11:50,407 --> 01:11:51,806 that says I know what I'm doing. 1604 01:11:51,875 --> 01:11:53,775 I love all your films, Colton, 1605 01:11:53,843 --> 01:11:55,343 but we're out of time 1606 01:11:55,412 --> 01:11:57,278 for any Hollywood half-baked rewrites. 1607 01:11:57,347 --> 01:11:59,447 Look, I took one of these things out 1608 01:11:59,516 --> 01:12:01,149 without the military and without you, 1609 01:12:01,217 --> 01:12:03,251 and I'll be damned if I can't take another, 1610 01:12:03,320 --> 01:12:04,285 but I'm gonna need your he-- 1611 01:12:10,026 --> 01:12:11,025 Holy... 1612 01:12:14,197 --> 01:12:16,597 The repeated military attacks on this enormous creature 1613 01:12:16,666 --> 01:12:19,133 are failing to have their intended effect, 1614 01:12:19,202 --> 01:12:22,437 but we understand new reports are filtering in, 1615 01:12:22,505 --> 01:12:24,439 and you are hearing this correctly, 1616 01:12:24,507 --> 01:12:27,342 that Colton West is piloting a civilian aircraft 1617 01:12:27,410 --> 01:12:28,676 into the hot zone. 1618 01:12:36,519 --> 01:12:37,452 Pull up! 1619 01:12:47,063 --> 01:12:48,730 KYLE: Incoming! 1620 01:12:48,798 --> 01:12:50,565 COLTON: Brace yourself. 1621 01:12:50,633 --> 01:12:52,400 Tail! 1622 01:12:55,472 --> 01:12:57,538 Marty, you guys all right back there? 1623 01:12:57,607 --> 01:12:59,374 We're hit! I repeat, we're hit, captain! 1624 01:12:59,442 --> 01:13:01,042 How bad's the damage? 1625 01:13:01,111 --> 01:13:02,510 We're in a plane full of smoke! 1626 01:13:02,579 --> 01:13:04,045 How bad do you think it is? 1627 01:13:04,114 --> 01:13:06,481 It's bad! It's very, very bad! 1628 01:13:06,549 --> 01:13:08,383 Come on, Colton. No more screwing around here. 1629 01:13:08,451 --> 01:13:09,484 Just hold on. 1630 01:13:09,552 --> 01:13:11,686 I do not have time to hold on, 1631 01:13:11,755 --> 01:13:12,920 and neither do you. 1632 01:13:12,989 --> 01:13:14,822 We gotta get higher. 1633 01:13:14,891 --> 01:13:16,858 Right now, I'm just hoping it stays together. 1634 01:13:16,926 --> 01:13:18,493 If she sees us, it won't matter. 1635 01:13:18,561 --> 01:13:20,395 Colton-- Colonel, just trust me. 1636 01:13:20,463 --> 01:13:22,163 Get your fighters in position, 1637 01:13:22,232 --> 01:13:24,065 and wait for my mark. Colton! 1638 01:13:24,134 --> 01:13:26,534 I don't think I could take her any higher! 1639 01:13:26,603 --> 01:13:27,769 Come on! Come on! 1640 01:13:31,775 --> 01:13:35,510 Aw, no! No, no! Aw, man, we're in a stall! 1641 01:13:44,521 --> 01:13:47,789 Come on! 1642 01:13:47,857 --> 01:13:49,924 Gaah! He's so bad at this! 1643 01:13:49,993 --> 01:13:52,093 Hey, what are you doing up there?! 1644 01:13:52,162 --> 01:13:54,395 Not good! This is not good! 1645 01:13:54,464 --> 01:13:55,696 Come on! Colton, 1646 01:13:55,765 --> 01:13:57,698 your plane is in a dead stall. 1647 01:13:57,767 --> 01:14:00,468 I'm sorry, but it's time for my plan now. 1648 01:14:00,537 --> 01:14:02,103 No! No nukes, Colonel! 1649 01:14:02,172 --> 01:14:03,604 Don't count us out yet! 1650 01:14:07,210 --> 01:14:09,110 Marty, get the payload ready. 1651 01:14:09,179 --> 01:14:11,412 Houston, we got a damn problem. 1652 01:14:11,481 --> 01:14:13,381 What? He's right! 1653 01:14:13,450 --> 01:14:15,917 The drop mechanism is malfunctioning. 1654 01:14:15,985 --> 01:14:17,051 The bay doors won't open. 1655 01:14:17,120 --> 01:14:19,720 That's not good. Not good? 1656 01:14:19,789 --> 01:14:21,055 Our odds of getting out of this alive are-- 1657 01:14:21,124 --> 01:14:22,490 Never tell me the odds! 1658 01:14:22,559 --> 01:14:25,059 You get this plane out of a stall, 1659 01:14:25,128 --> 01:14:27,929 and, Hal, get the bay doors open. 1660 01:14:37,373 --> 01:14:39,607 They're headed right for her, sir. 1661 01:14:39,676 --> 01:14:43,578 That son of a bitch is going kamikaze on us. 1662 01:14:53,590 --> 01:14:55,122 I've got the controls back! 1663 01:14:56,192 --> 01:14:58,626 I'm coming home, Elizabeth! 1664 01:14:58,695 --> 01:15:00,428 COLTON: Hal, open the bay doors! 1665 01:15:00,497 --> 01:15:03,998 I can't. The mechanism is still fried, man. 1666 01:15:04,067 --> 01:15:05,533 You gotta cut the hydraulic cables. 1667 01:15:05,602 --> 01:15:07,935 What do you mean? You can't drop the payload? 1668 01:15:08,004 --> 01:15:09,303 We have no power at all! 1669 01:15:09,372 --> 01:15:11,439 The only way this is gonna work is manual. 1670 01:15:11,508 --> 01:15:13,641 We gotta do it manual, or we all die, savvy? 1671 01:15:13,710 --> 01:15:15,376 But wait. We gotta be closer. 1672 01:15:15,445 --> 01:15:17,011 If we drop this now, it's just gonna 1673 01:15:17,080 --> 01:15:19,046 disperse into nothing over Florida. 1674 01:15:21,751 --> 01:15:23,351 Then I'm going down with it. 1675 01:15:28,591 --> 01:15:31,025 Kyle, cut the cable! 1676 01:15:31,094 --> 01:15:32,894 Okay. 1677 01:15:36,399 --> 01:15:38,666 Hal, patch me into the hanger. 1678 01:15:38,735 --> 01:15:39,667 All right, man. 1679 01:15:39,736 --> 01:15:42,069 Raya! 1680 01:15:42,138 --> 01:15:45,673 That red light in the sky, that's for you, honey. 1681 01:15:45,742 --> 01:15:49,010 You tell your mom and Wyatt that I love 'em. 1682 01:15:49,078 --> 01:15:50,244 Dad! 1683 01:15:50,313 --> 01:15:51,345 I love you! 1684 01:15:51,414 --> 01:15:52,813 I love you! 1685 01:15:55,084 --> 01:15:56,884 Ahoy. 1686 01:15:58,454 --> 01:16:02,156 Hey, Colton, are you sure about this? 1687 01:16:02,225 --> 01:16:04,325 Just like old times, Marty! 1688 01:16:04,394 --> 01:16:05,860 Damn! 1689 01:16:05,929 --> 01:16:07,562 Let's go! 1690 01:16:07,630 --> 01:16:09,830 Go get 'em, baby! 1691 01:16:09,899 --> 01:16:11,666 Yee-hah! 1692 01:16:11,734 --> 01:16:13,534 Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 1693 01:16:13,603 --> 01:16:15,937 Let's go! Ha ha ha ha! 1694 01:16:24,814 --> 01:16:26,247 Yahoo! 1695 01:16:26,316 --> 01:16:27,381 Whah ha ha ha ha! 1696 01:16:27,450 --> 01:16:29,450 Colonel, we're getting intel 1697 01:16:29,519 --> 01:16:32,119 that Colton West is doing a HALO drop into the hot zone. 1698 01:16:32,188 --> 01:16:33,287 He what? 1699 01:16:37,961 --> 01:16:41,529 Yippee-ki-yay, gargantulantula! 1700 01:16:44,601 --> 01:16:47,702 Ha ha ha ha-. 1701 01:16:51,907 --> 01:16:54,375 Indiana Jones got nothing over this guy. 1702 01:16:54,444 --> 01:16:57,945 Spiders. I hate spiders. 1703 01:17:12,462 --> 01:17:13,594 HAL: She's down. 1704 01:17:13,663 --> 01:17:15,596 What the hell's going on up there? 1705 01:17:15,665 --> 01:17:17,398 Colonel, hit her with all you got. 1706 01:17:17,467 --> 01:17:19,100 Who's this? 1707 01:17:19,168 --> 01:17:20,101 Now! 1708 01:17:22,238 --> 01:17:23,938 Fire. 1709 01:17:33,416 --> 01:17:34,915 Direct hit, sir. 1710 01:17:34,984 --> 01:17:35,916 Yeah! Yeah! 1711 01:17:39,589 --> 01:17:40,955 Target is destroyed. 1712 01:17:41,024 --> 01:17:42,256 I repeat, target is destroyed! 1713 01:17:48,698 --> 01:17:49,964 Yeah! 1714 01:17:50,033 --> 01:17:51,298 Son of a bitch. 1715 01:17:51,367 --> 01:17:52,633 He did it again. 1716 01:17:52,702 --> 01:17:53,634 Right on! 1717 01:17:55,004 --> 01:17:55,936 All right! 1718 01:17:59,709 --> 01:18:01,308 ...talking about, fellas. Good job. 1719 01:18:01,377 --> 01:18:03,044 What about West, sir? 1720 01:18:13,389 --> 01:18:16,023 He couldn't possibly have made it. 1721 01:18:24,067 --> 01:18:24,999 Real good job. Hey. 1722 01:18:25,068 --> 01:18:26,567 Look. 1723 01:18:30,773 --> 01:18:31,906 Good job, man. 1724 01:19:18,154 --> 01:19:19,687 Remember me? 1725 01:19:21,324 --> 01:19:22,389 Come here. 1726 01:19:25,027 --> 01:19:26,594 Where's my buddy? 1727 01:19:26,662 --> 01:19:28,062 God! 1728 01:19:28,131 --> 01:19:29,630 Yeah. Ho ho! 1729 01:19:29,699 --> 01:19:31,031 Let me see here. 1730 01:19:31,100 --> 01:19:32,032 Colonel. 1731 01:19:34,537 --> 01:19:35,703 Colton West. 1732 01:19:35,772 --> 01:19:38,405 Told you. We had a plan. 1733 01:19:38,474 --> 01:19:39,607 Glad you made it. 1734 01:19:39,675 --> 01:19:41,408 Yeah, well, thankfully I did, 1735 01:19:41,477 --> 01:19:45,412 but the gargantulantula, she wasn't as lucky. 1736 01:19:45,481 --> 01:19:47,481 She's terminated, all right. 1737 01:19:47,550 --> 01:19:49,283 It's a job well done, boy. 1738 01:19:49,352 --> 01:19:50,885 Sorry I ever doubted you. 1739 01:19:50,953 --> 01:19:52,720 You know what? 1740 01:19:52,789 --> 01:19:54,455 I'm gonna take my whole battalion 1741 01:19:54,524 --> 01:19:57,291 to see your next movie twice. 1742 01:19:57,360 --> 01:19:58,759 Well, thank you, General. 1743 01:19:58,828 --> 01:19:59,960 It's Colonel. Whatever. 1744 01:20:07,670 --> 01:20:09,403 My little girl. 1745 01:20:09,472 --> 01:20:10,938 I love you, Dad. 1746 01:20:11,007 --> 01:20:12,640 I love you, too. 1747 01:20:12,708 --> 01:20:14,241 Wait a minute. 1748 01:20:14,310 --> 01:20:15,776 You called me Dad. 1749 01:20:15,845 --> 01:20:18,813 That's the sweetest thing you could say to me. 1750 01:20:18,881 --> 01:20:21,482 Deal with it. Gladly. 1751 01:20:21,551 --> 01:20:24,351 And you cannot tell your mom about any of this. 1752 01:20:24,420 --> 01:20:26,353 Dad, it's all over the news. 1753 01:20:26,422 --> 01:20:28,656 I guess she's used to it. 1754 01:20:28,724 --> 01:20:30,457 Come here. 1755 01:20:30,526 --> 01:20:32,159 Just remember, guys, 1756 01:20:32,228 --> 01:20:33,661 it doesn't matter if you win 1757 01:20:33,729 --> 01:20:35,763 by an inch or a lavalandslide. 1758 01:20:35,832 --> 01:20:37,832 Winning is winning! 1759 01:20:37,900 --> 01:20:38,933 Yes! 1760 01:20:39,001 --> 01:20:41,635 Ha ha ha ha ha!