1 00:01:10,946 --> 00:01:12,664 Wilee. 2 00:01:52,529 --> 00:01:53,655 Shit. 3 00:01:58,869 --> 00:02:01,042 I can't work in an office. 4 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:03,089 I don't like wearing suits. 5 00:02:03,165 --> 00:02:04,337 I like to ride. 6 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:07,131 Fixed gear, steel frame, no brakes. 7 00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:09,053 The bike cannot coast. 8 00:02:09,212 --> 00:02:11,465 The pedals never stop turning. 9 00:02:11,882 --> 00:02:13,008 Can't stop. 10 00:02:13,675 --> 00:02:14,801 Don't want to either. 11 00:02:16,887 --> 00:02:19,606 There are 1,500 bike messengers on the street in New York City. 12 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:22,768 You can e-mail it, FedEx it, fax it, scan it, 13 00:02:22,851 --> 00:02:24,728 but when none of that shit works 14 00:02:24,811 --> 00:02:28,031 and this thing has to be at that place by this time, 15 00:02:28,190 --> 00:02:29,567 you need us. 16 00:02:32,778 --> 00:02:35,327 Some of us get killed out here. 17 00:02:35,405 --> 00:02:36,748 Pedestrians are a menace. 18 00:02:38,450 --> 00:02:39,576 Cabs are killers. 19 00:02:40,702 --> 00:02:43,125 One time or another we all get hit. 20 00:02:43,205 --> 00:02:45,333 Sometimes we gotta hit back. 21 00:02:45,791 --> 00:02:47,543 If you're not gonna use it, 22 00:02:49,753 --> 00:02:50,925 I guess you don't need it. 23 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:52,005 My mirror! 24 00:02:55,926 --> 00:03:00,898 And we stick together, 'cause most people just wish we'd get off the street. 25 00:03:00,972 --> 00:03:04,272 "Go get a haircut. Take a shower. Get out of the way." 26 00:03:04,643 --> 00:03:05,815 Stop! 27 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:09,072 Pay heed! 28 00:03:09,981 --> 00:03:13,531 They have no idea why anyone would risk their lives in a death maze 29 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:15,283 for 80 bucks on a good day. 30 00:03:16,988 --> 00:03:19,241 But if you're out here thinking about the money, 31 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:21,998 you're not gonna be around to spend it. 32 00:03:44,266 --> 00:03:45,518 Hey! 33 00:04:04,661 --> 00:04:08,086 Hey, it's Vanessa. Leave me a message and I'll call you back. 34 00:04:08,165 --> 00:04:12,090 'Kay, I'm actually leaving a voice mail now. This is demeaning. Why won't you call me? 35 00:04:12,878 --> 00:04:14,004 Hey. 36 00:04:17,340 --> 00:04:19,434 - Samantha Harris, TVM? - Yep. 37 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:23,723 And sign here, please. 38 00:04:24,890 --> 00:04:26,517 You need a number, too? 39 00:04:27,184 --> 00:04:29,061 - You got a pickup for me? - You already got it. 40 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:30,441 Positive I did not. 41 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:31,863 No, someone from your company. 42 00:04:32,439 --> 00:04:33,531 What'd he look like? 43 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:35,359 He was prettier than me. 44 00:04:47,412 --> 00:04:49,210 Hey, watch your back. 45 00:05:02,219 --> 00:05:03,812 Manny's office, this is Manny. 46 00:05:03,887 --> 00:05:05,059 Dude, you jumped my route? 47 00:05:05,555 --> 00:05:07,307 I had a drop-off. It was sitting right there, man. 48 00:05:07,390 --> 00:05:08,562 Dude, but that's my tag. 49 00:05:08,642 --> 00:05:10,189 Then how come it's in my bag? 50 00:05:10,268 --> 00:05:11,520 I'm coming to get it. 51 00:05:11,603 --> 00:05:13,230 Wasting your time, man. I'm almost there already. 52 00:05:14,189 --> 00:05:15,441 Well, I'm right behind you. 53 00:05:15,607 --> 00:05:18,235 Yo, it isn't yours, it's mine now. Like your girlfriend. 54 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:20,537 Oh, I'm getting worried, dude. Real concerned. 55 00:05:20,612 --> 00:05:23,616 It's been a couple of days. Manny's a gentleman, 56 00:05:23,782 --> 00:05:25,784 but Manny's got appetites. Click! 57 00:05:26,201 --> 00:05:27,418 Asshole. 58 00:05:43,718 --> 00:05:47,268 No, no, no, sweetheart. Think Gandhi, not Sitting Bull. Boom! 59 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:48,348 Yes, I'm already on it. 60 00:05:48,431 --> 00:05:49,899 Sweetheart, I gotta go. 61 00:05:49,975 --> 00:05:51,693 Security Courier. 62 00:05:52,227 --> 00:05:54,229 - Get line two a 20 on Squid. - Got it. 63 00:05:54,312 --> 00:05:57,441 I'm right here. Goddamn radio got run over. 64 00:05:57,524 --> 00:05:59,697 Raj. What the hell, man. Manny jumped my route? 65 00:05:59,776 --> 00:06:00,948 Is it so? 66 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:04,201 Yes, it's so. You shouldn't try to be Zen, dude. You're wearing a gold chain. 67 00:06:04,281 --> 00:06:08,536 Tito, my midtown monster, slow and steady comes in last. 68 00:06:08,618 --> 00:06:10,291 You get passed by a hot dog cart today? 69 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:13,624 The pedals turn, Raj. Not just the left one, but the right one, too. 70 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:15,209 I have no idea what he's talking about. 71 00:06:15,292 --> 00:06:19,388 The words he says, they don't go together to create meaning in a traditional sense, 72 00:06:19,462 --> 00:06:20,964 but I believe it is profound. 73 00:06:21,047 --> 00:06:22,799 Hey, I'm light. You got anything else today? 74 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:24,977 - I need another job. - The pedals turn, my friend, the pedals turn. 75 00:06:25,051 --> 00:06:27,349 - That doesn't mean anything. - Well, Tito said it, not me. 76 00:06:28,638 --> 00:06:29,730 No hello? 77 00:06:29,806 --> 00:06:32,559 Hey, Vanessa, I hope you're gonna fix that wheel and get back out there. 78 00:06:32,642 --> 00:06:33,734 Yep. 79 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:41,068 Why didn't you call me back? 80 00:06:41,151 --> 00:06:43,654 I don't have anything else to say. 81 00:06:46,990 --> 00:06:48,867 Okay, I know you're not about to kiss me right now. 82 00:06:48,950 --> 00:06:51,078 Why? You don't want me to? 83 00:06:51,161 --> 00:06:52,754 My hand to God, I don't. 84 00:06:52,829 --> 00:06:54,422 Then why did your back just arch? 85 00:06:54,497 --> 00:06:55,749 - It did not. - Yes, it did. 86 00:06:55,832 --> 00:06:57,960 - Nope. - Like it always does. 87 00:06:59,336 --> 00:07:01,589 - See, you did it again. - Stop! 88 00:07:03,048 --> 00:07:05,050 - Really? Come on. - No. 89 00:07:05,508 --> 00:07:06,760 Okay. Ride safe. 90 00:07:07,636 --> 00:07:08,933 Security Courier. 91 00:07:09,012 --> 00:07:11,185 Yo, Nima, what's up? 92 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:13,767 Yeah, he's here. Where we going? 93 00:07:13,850 --> 00:07:15,022 Okay. 94 00:07:15,852 --> 00:07:19,231 Okay. All right. Great. Got it. 95 00:07:19,314 --> 00:07:21,783 Wilee, you're in luck. Your alma mater summons. 96 00:07:21,858 --> 00:07:25,738 116th Street entrance, law school main office, drop is in Chinatown. 97 00:07:25,820 --> 00:07:28,289 I need you south of Pell in 90 minutes. Let's go. 98 00:07:28,365 --> 00:07:30,538 You're getting 50 for that run at least. Give me 40. 99 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:32,369 Forget it. Tito. 100 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:33,544 Never mind. 101 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:36,624 Marco. Polo. I got a nice long run for you guys. 102 00:07:36,706 --> 00:07:37,958 - Can't do it. - Why not? 103 00:07:38,041 --> 00:07:39,759 - Gotta get hammered. - Fair enough. 104 00:07:39,834 --> 00:07:43,304 Come on, man. I'm tired, I'm hungry, my day is taking a turn for the shitty, give me the 40. 105 00:07:43,380 --> 00:07:46,350 I'll give you 30. Don't screw it up. It's premium rush. 106 00:07:49,719 --> 00:07:51,062 Hey, Wilee. 107 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:53,390 You and me, man! Central Park. Just one lap. 108 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:54,983 Straight up bicycle race. 109 00:07:55,058 --> 00:07:58,153 No whale riding, no bumper surfing, none-a your alley cat bullshit. 110 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:01,072 I'll kick your ass, man. Have you seen my thighs? 111 00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:03,241 Have you seen my thighs? 112 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:27,007 What do you want? 113 00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:29,092 So you into Spandex now? 114 00:08:29,259 --> 00:08:30,761 On your right! 115 00:08:31,094 --> 00:08:33,847 God, can you forget about Manny? He's just helping me move. 116 00:08:34,264 --> 00:08:36,141 Move? What, you guys are moving? 117 00:08:36,224 --> 00:08:38,852 - No, I'm moving, she's staying. - Why? 118 00:08:38,935 --> 00:08:41,529 I don't wanna talk about it. She wants me out by the end of the day. 119 00:08:41,604 --> 00:08:43,197 What, did you get into a fight with her, too? 120 00:08:43,273 --> 00:08:44,695 I'll call you back. 121 00:08:44,774 --> 00:08:46,276 Shit. 122 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:07,718 Hey, walk that thing! 123 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:13,304 Wilee? It is you. 124 00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:14,808 Hey, man. 125 00:09:15,305 --> 00:09:16,727 Hey, what you been up to, man? 126 00:09:16,806 --> 00:09:18,808 You know, running reds, killing peds. 127 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:20,860 I heard you never took the bar. 128 00:09:20,935 --> 00:09:22,653 It's on my list. 129 00:09:22,729 --> 00:09:23,981 Don't stress about it. 130 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:26,567 Hey, they say if you snort some Ritalin, it's a cakewalk. 131 00:09:26,649 --> 00:09:28,492 Sage advice, Mr. Hand. 132 00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:36,209 Hey, Nima. They didn't tell me it was you who called. That it? 133 00:09:36,284 --> 00:09:39,458 It must be there by 7:00. Deliver only to Sister Chen. 134 00:09:39,537 --> 00:09:40,663 Where am I going? 135 00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:44,843 Chinatown. 147, Doyers. Is that going to be difficult? 136 00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:46,594 Would be for some. 137 00:09:46,669 --> 00:09:50,674 - It's a tiny street, very hard to see... - I'll find it. Time is now 5:33. 138 00:09:51,966 --> 00:09:55,015 Sign here and print your name under it, please. 139 00:09:57,180 --> 00:09:58,397 You okay? 140 00:09:58,848 --> 00:10:03,103 I heard you got roommate troubles. I feel bad, I kinda hooked you guys up. 141 00:10:03,186 --> 00:10:07,157 Deliver only to Sister Chen. It must be there by 7:00. 142 00:10:07,524 --> 00:10:08,867 It's extremely important. 143 00:10:09,692 --> 00:10:10,989 Always is. 144 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:18,122 Gonna need the envelope. 145 00:10:22,705 --> 00:10:24,673 Thanks. Have a nice day. 146 00:10:29,879 --> 00:10:30,926 Hey! 147 00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:32,845 Hey, there you are. 148 00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:03,751 Hey! 149 00:11:04,247 --> 00:11:05,794 Hey, excuse me, messenger guy. 150 00:11:05,874 --> 00:11:07,876 That envelope you picked up, I gotta ask for it back. 151 00:11:07,959 --> 00:11:09,381 - Who are you? - Forrest J. Ackerman. 152 00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:11,679 Head of campus security. The woman who gave you the envelope, 153 00:11:11,754 --> 00:11:13,597 she's not authorised to use the school account. 154 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:16,517 It's an internal matter I've been investigating. Not your problem. 155 00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:18,015 Can I have the envelope, please? 156 00:11:18,386 --> 00:11:20,855 Yeah, the thing is, once it goes in the bag, it's gotta stay in the bag 157 00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:22,523 unless I hear from a dispatcher. 158 00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:25,352 Fine. Call him. I'll talk to him. I got the receipt right here. 159 00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:27,529 - Nima gave that to you? - Who? 160 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:29,314 Nima. 161 00:11:29,397 --> 00:11:32,276 You don't know the name of the woman you're investigating? 162 00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:34,861 Yeah. Nima, right. I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you. Your mouth was full. 163 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:39,541 Thing is, man, company I work for, it's called "Security Courier." 164 00:11:39,616 --> 00:11:42,039 The "Security" part means that once people give us their shit, 165 00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:44,621 we don't just hand it out to random strangers on the street, so... 166 00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:47,791 Listen, I just spent $7 on this delicious urban food log, 167 00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:50,218 so if you'd step aside and let me eat, that'd be great. 168 00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:53,547 What's your name? 169 00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:55,132 - Wilee - Wilee 170 00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:58,427 Wilee? Like the coyote? 171 00:11:59,302 --> 00:12:00,679 - That's cute. - Thanks. 172 00:12:00,762 --> 00:12:02,810 You got a real name? A girlfriend? 173 00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:05,358 Family? People who give a shit if they see you again? 174 00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:07,728 Who are you, man? 175 00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:10,313 I'm the guy you don't fuck with. 176 00:12:14,317 --> 00:12:15,489 Hold my log. 177 00:12:20,323 --> 00:12:21,620 Hey! 178 00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:26,083 Have a nice day, douche bag! 179 00:12:26,621 --> 00:12:27,747 Okay. 180 00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:49,606 I just wanted to say I was sorry. 181 00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:53,611 That thing was important to me. Maybe that doesn't mean shit to you... 182 00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:55,613 No, it means something to me. I just forgot, that's all. 183 00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:57,035 Okay, I get it. 184 00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:58,870 Look, this is three sorrys now. 185 00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:00,197 It's actually only two. 186 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:03,454 Well, you hung up on one of 'em, so that's on you. 187 00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:06,537 I don't get it. Honestly? Watch it! 188 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:07,711 Excuse me. 189 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,289 I just don't get it. 190 00:13:09,372 --> 00:13:12,421 I mean, you have opportunity and all that brain and you throw it away. 191 00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:15,379 Look, why are we having this conversation? You get it. You ride like I do. 192 00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:18,965 No, I ride, but not like you, Wilee. I put a brake on my bike and I use it. 193 00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:21,471 Yeah, and that brake's gonna get you killed. You should get rid of that. 194 00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:23,770 The worst shit that ever happened to me happened when I had a brake. 195 00:13:23,845 --> 00:13:25,142 Brakes are death. 196 00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:29,476 You know what'? That thing you say, it's not as cute any more. 197 00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:31,311 You could have any job you want. 198 00:13:31,394 --> 00:13:34,489 When I see a guy in a grey business suit, my age, 199 00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:36,942 makes my balls shrivel up into my abdomen. 200 00:13:37,025 --> 00:13:38,242 Whatever. 201 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:39,410 Hi, Alonzo. 202 00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:42,489 We get paid to ride. What could be better than that? 203 00:13:42,572 --> 00:13:44,370 Do you know why I ride? 204 00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:46,668 Because I hate waiting tables. Thank you. 205 00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:50,293 Look, I'm sorry that I didn't come to your school thing. 206 00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:51,964 But what do you want me to do about it right now? 207 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,132 My "school thing"? 208 00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:56,086 It was graduation and you blew it off for a race. 209 00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:58,638 Look, I know it took me eight years to get my degree, 210 00:13:58,713 --> 00:14:02,343 but I'm gonna get a decent job and sit behind a desk all day. 211 00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:04,974 I don't need anyone in my life telling me that it's meaningless 212 00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:06,680 'cause it means something to me. 213 00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:09,107 And I need to know that I can count on you. 214 00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:11,642 Hello? 215 00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:13,694 - I gotta go. - Of course you do. 216 00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:15,864 I'm gonna call you back. 217 00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:19,525 Hey, what? 218 00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:22,370 Douche bag? What the hell's the matter with you? 219 00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:25,449 Come on, son, this is silly. You're gonna skin your knee. 220 00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:27,533 I think I'll be all right. Thank you, though. 221 00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:29,335 Just pull over, right up here. 222 00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:31,162 Come on. 223 00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:34,374 You're a very uncooperative guy, you know that'? 224 00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:36,793 - Come on, give it to me! - No! 225 00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:41,680 You take care now! 226 00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:44,843 Shit! 227 00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:20,753 Shit. 228 00:15:22,964 --> 00:15:25,342 I'm chasing a bicycle. 229 00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:56,714 Jesus. 230 00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:29,367 Tricky. 231 00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:34,077 - You moron! - You're right! 232 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:36,333 - You maniac! - Sorry! My fault! 233 00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:42,043 Hey! Give me the envelope! 234 00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:43,507 What? 235 00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:46,430 - You can hear me, you little shit. - Sorry, I can't hear you! 236 00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,850 What's it to you? Come on! 237 00:16:50,218 --> 00:16:52,971 Give me the goddamn envelope! 238 00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:55,272 That? No. 239 00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:04,023 No, no, no. 240 00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:12,998 I just wish they wouldn't ride on the sidewalk, you know? 241 00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:15,122 I mean, look, I understand you've got a job to do. 242 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,333 Excuse me! 243 00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:28,847 Hey, hey! 244 00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:30,925 Hey, hey, hey! Slow down! 245 00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:40,397 Now, see'? I told you this wouldn't end well for you. 246 00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:45,068 Where'd you go? 247 00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:47,779 Hey! 248 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:49,486 Come here! 249 00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:55,662 Hey! 250 00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:02,006 Yo, you crazy? 251 00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:05,676 NYPD! I wanna talk to you for a minute! 252 00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:07,003 Great. 253 00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:10,385 Hey! Pull over! 254 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:14,685 Hey! 255 00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:19,189 Delinquent scum! 256 00:18:21,392 --> 00:18:22,985 Red shirt on the bicycle! 257 00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:24,607 NYPD! 258 00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:29,318 You just caused an accident back there! Pull over! 259 00:18:31,694 --> 00:18:32,866 Come on. 260 00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:47,084 Oh, shit! 261 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,312 My baby! 262 00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:32,095 Shit. 263 00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:34,466 You little shit. 264 00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:44,646 - Thanks for helping me with this. - You know I'm always there for you. 265 00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:47,979 Well, I couldn't have done it on my own, so thanks. 266 00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:50,860 Look, it's none of my business, 267 00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:54,490 but you know you saved yourself a lot of heartache breaking up with the Coyote Man. 268 00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:56,787 I mean, seriously, you know, he's crazy. 269 00:19:56,987 --> 00:19:58,864 And it's not like he's some great cyclist or something. 270 00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:02,953 I mean, he's just got a death wish, that's all. That's no skill. 271 00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:11,423 Only reason he beats me in alleycats is 'cause the man got a mental instability. 272 00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:14,631 I mean, all that fixie bullshit. You know, the no brakes, no gears. 273 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:17,178 - That's ridiculous. - Yeah, I hear ya. 274 00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:20,057 Look, think about it, okay? 275 00:20:20,302 --> 00:20:24,648 He's broke his left collarbone twice. Got a couple concussions, a pin in his wrist. 276 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:27,819 That's when he was doing all that trick stuff. He's not into that any more. 277 00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:32,031 Okay, sure, but the way he rides. What does that tell you'? 278 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:34,238 How much he loves it, I guess. 279 00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:37,237 Then he's got him some confused priorities, babe. 280 00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:46,545 Yeah. No, Manny. 281 00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:52,961 Hey, my roommate's in some kind of trouble and she won't text me back. 282 00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:56,923 Can you just drop me off over on Broadway? Please? I gotta go find her. 283 00:20:57,006 --> 00:20:59,225 - Okay, okay. Okay. - Thanks. 284 00:21:14,982 --> 00:21:16,199 Jesus. 285 00:21:16,817 --> 00:21:18,069 Shit. 286 00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:24,958 - This douche bag tried to... - I can hear you. 287 00:21:25,034 --> 00:21:26,251 Sorry. 288 00:21:27,077 --> 00:21:29,375 Guy tried to rob me and run me over with his car. 289 00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:30,923 - Are you injured? - No. 290 00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:33,376 - You wanna file a complaint? - No, I want him arrested. 291 00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:35,587 It's like attempted vehicular manslaughter, or whatever. 292 00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:36,761 Is it, Your Honour? Have a seat, 293 00:21:36,837 --> 00:21:38,134 someone will be right out to take your statement. 294 00:21:38,214 --> 00:21:40,433 I also have a picture of his license plate number. 295 00:21:40,508 --> 00:21:42,727 That's fantastic. Have a seat, someone will be right with you. 296 00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:45,055 Thank you for your concern. 297 00:22:08,118 --> 00:22:09,620 Holy moly. 298 00:22:10,955 --> 00:22:12,423 Hey. What do ya know? 299 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:15,384 Detective Monday graces us with his presence. 300 00:22:15,459 --> 00:22:16,756 Yeah. I'm sorry I'm late. 301 00:22:16,877 --> 00:22:19,005 Your wife had a lot of unusual requests. 302 00:22:19,088 --> 00:22:21,511 - Yeah'? She still got that rash? - Yeah. I worked around it. 303 00:22:23,759 --> 00:22:25,011 What's the matter with your face, Monday? 304 00:22:25,094 --> 00:22:28,644 Goddamn tooth went abscess on me, vicious little bastard. I go to the dentist, 305 00:22:29,807 --> 00:22:31,605 son of a bitch got me in the waiting room an hour and a half. 306 00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:33,686 Finally, he sits me in the chair, takes one look at it... 307 00:22:33,769 --> 00:22:37,694 Yanks it right out of my head. Can you believe it? Yeah, that's why I'm late. 308 00:22:58,919 --> 00:23:00,216 Oh, yeah. 309 00:23:05,342 --> 00:23:07,515 Yeah. Got you now, sucker. 310 00:23:09,263 --> 00:23:10,560 Monster hand, monster hand. 311 00:23:12,933 --> 00:23:14,526 Jesus, you're kidding me! 312 00:23:14,852 --> 00:23:17,947 Goddamn shit! No! 313 00:23:18,105 --> 00:23:21,359 Next time better luck, Bobby, huh? Not bad hand, not bad hand. 314 00:23:21,483 --> 00:23:22,484 Almost, Bobby. 315 00:23:26,447 --> 00:23:27,915 Everything okay, Bobby? 316 00:23:27,990 --> 00:23:30,459 It's great. I just gotta get to work is all. 317 00:23:30,534 --> 00:23:32,286 Same old, same old. 318 00:23:32,578 --> 00:23:35,127 Mr. Monday, Mr. Sunday. 319 00:23:38,208 --> 00:23:39,425 Rebuy. 320 00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:44,094 Hello? Rebuy. 321 00:23:52,014 --> 00:23:53,687 - Let me get you a Coke, Bobby. - No, thank you. 322 00:23:53,766 --> 00:23:56,736 - I need five grand. What's the problem? - It's up to 17. 323 00:23:56,810 --> 00:23:58,403 Which happens to be my lucky number. 324 00:23:58,479 --> 00:24:01,153 This isn't your game, man. Anglos don't have the math for Pai Gow. 325 00:24:01,231 --> 00:24:03,734 - Mr. Lin thinks... - What does Mr. Lin think? 326 00:24:03,817 --> 00:24:06,411 He can't get shut down 'cause a cop owes him a few dollars? 327 00:24:06,487 --> 00:24:08,956 - Come on, you don't wanna talk like that. - 72nd Street. Brooklyn Players. 328 00:24:09,031 --> 00:24:12,126 They all went down eventually. They all go down, Charlie Chan. 329 00:24:12,201 --> 00:24:15,296 - Maybe you need to go get some fresh air. - You take a walk in the park! 330 00:24:15,371 --> 00:24:16,543 I want a rebuy! 331 00:24:21,794 --> 00:24:24,263 Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Sorry. 332 00:24:24,338 --> 00:24:25,510 Sorry. 333 00:24:25,589 --> 00:24:27,557 Look, if you really need cash... 334 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:30,178 - I shouldn't be telling you this. - What? 335 00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:32,058 You know that bitch snakehead my sister works for? 336 00:24:32,137 --> 00:24:34,185 - Yeah. - She said they got a serious ticket 337 00:24:34,264 --> 00:24:36,562 coming down from a hawaladar in Morningside, tonight. 338 00:24:37,643 --> 00:24:39,816 - How much is it worth? - Fifty grand. 339 00:24:39,895 --> 00:24:41,818 And that ticket is as good as cash. 340 00:24:41,897 --> 00:24:43,695 If you get a hold of that thing and bring it here, 341 00:24:43,774 --> 00:24:45,697 your money problems with us are over. 342 00:24:45,776 --> 00:24:49,076 Maybe I take a little finder's fee, let's just say a third. 343 00:24:49,154 --> 00:24:51,828 Mr. Lin gets the rest, and you're even. 344 00:24:52,741 --> 00:24:55,494 What do I look like, a change-snatcher to you? I'm a cop. 345 00:24:55,577 --> 00:24:57,671 I look like a purse-pincher, a goddamn mugger? 346 00:24:57,746 --> 00:24:59,794 I'm just trying to help you out. 347 00:24:59,873 --> 00:25:04,754 You don't wanna do that, then be a big boy, go to the Shy, borrow what you gotta borrow. 348 00:25:04,837 --> 00:25:08,341 - Mr. Lin gets his 17, you're right back in. - Yeah. 349 00:25:13,429 --> 00:25:15,022 - What's the vig? - Twenty points. 350 00:25:15,097 --> 00:25:17,191 - That's ridiculous. - Don't take it. 351 00:25:17,266 --> 00:25:20,145 - From our friends in Ozone Park? - You wish. 352 00:25:20,227 --> 00:25:21,695 - Brighton Beach. - Shit. 353 00:25:21,770 --> 00:25:23,772 Seriously, don't take it. 354 00:25:25,607 --> 00:25:26,904 Give it to me. 355 00:25:38,328 --> 00:25:40,171 Hey, where you going? 356 00:25:49,298 --> 00:25:51,801 - He took it across the street. - I have now seen it all. 357 00:25:51,925 --> 00:25:53,598 Look at that sick bastard. 358 00:26:11,487 --> 00:26:12,739 Come on. 359 00:26:13,822 --> 00:26:16,291 Yeah, come on, come on. 360 00:26:17,326 --> 00:26:19,420 Are you sure you want to put that all in one hand? 361 00:26:19,495 --> 00:26:20,997 Yeah, I'm sure. 362 00:26:22,247 --> 00:26:23,464 Come on. 363 00:26:23,540 --> 00:26:25,167 This is the one. 364 00:26:26,001 --> 00:26:29,050 Let's see, what do we got here? What do we got? 365 00:26:29,129 --> 00:26:31,678 Keep your eyes to yourself, all right, buddy? 366 00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:33,387 I'm not done. 367 00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:35,594 Six plus seven is shit! 368 00:26:35,677 --> 00:26:37,020 Six plus five is shit. 369 00:26:37,096 --> 00:26:40,225 Eight plus five is six... Is seven... Is shit. 370 00:26:40,307 --> 00:26:43,106 It's all shit, no matter how you add it up. 371 00:26:46,772 --> 00:26:47,944 Yeah. 372 00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:50,530 Whatever, whatever. Thanks a lot. 373 00:26:57,366 --> 00:26:59,744 - That a Chinese phone book? - Yeah. 374 00:27:02,204 --> 00:27:03,751 Don't stop yet. 375 00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:08,590 Why, you getting tired? Hey, wait a minute. Wait. 376 00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:13,883 Tired, my ass. 377 00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:25,068 What... That... 378 00:27:26,353 --> 00:27:29,448 That's my tooth! You piece of shit! 379 00:27:29,523 --> 00:27:31,525 I said nothing permanent! 380 00:27:32,192 --> 00:27:34,286 Hey, I'm talking to you! Get over here! 381 00:27:34,820 --> 00:27:39,291 There are goddamn rules about this shit! Okay? You think it doesn't apply? 382 00:27:39,366 --> 00:27:41,289 I'll take a lump or two if I cross the line, 383 00:27:41,368 --> 00:27:43,245 but you think I'm gonna grow new teeth at my age? 384 00:27:43,579 --> 00:27:45,627 - Mr. Lin... - Mr. Lin! 385 00:27:45,706 --> 00:27:46,923 Hey! 386 00:27:47,749 --> 00:27:49,751 What? Is Mr. Lin in charge? 387 00:27:51,044 --> 00:27:54,469 Is Mr. Lin President of the United States? 388 00:27:55,716 --> 00:27:59,562 Let me tell ya something, boys. I am a cop! 389 00:28:01,263 --> 00:28:04,062 You do not do this! 390 00:28:11,481 --> 00:28:14,200 Hey. Come on, it wasn't that bad. 391 00:28:19,406 --> 00:28:22,410 He'll be all right. Come on. Come on, papi. 392 00:28:24,161 --> 00:28:26,129 Yeah, there you go. See? 393 00:28:28,624 --> 00:28:30,592 Get your buddy to Bellevue. 394 00:28:35,297 --> 00:28:37,675 Fourteen minutes. I timed it. 395 00:28:37,758 --> 00:28:41,513 That's how long it took you to soak yourself in gasoline and set it on fire. 396 00:28:46,183 --> 00:28:48,811 That ticket you were talking about? 397 00:28:49,436 --> 00:28:51,905 I think I'm gonna need the address. 398 00:28:54,358 --> 00:28:57,737 Yeah, the goddamn dentist. Is that a good enough reason for you? 399 00:28:57,819 --> 00:28:59,992 Two hours in the chair. Can you believe it? 400 00:29:01,323 --> 00:29:03,792 Well, a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. 401 00:29:03,867 --> 00:29:07,246 I'm gonna go get my morphine. I'll be right back. 402 00:29:56,211 --> 00:29:58,714 - You know, I've been thinking about firemen. - What about 'em? 403 00:29:59,006 --> 00:30:02,886 They hang out together, you know, they work out. They cook pasta. 404 00:30:02,968 --> 00:30:04,140 Pose for calendars. 405 00:30:04,553 --> 00:30:06,521 - What are you talking about? - We should do that. 406 00:30:06,596 --> 00:30:07,768 I'm not posing for any calendar. 407 00:30:15,605 --> 00:30:16,822 No towels? 408 00:30:16,898 --> 00:30:18,241 Depressing. 409 00:30:47,095 --> 00:30:50,440 - Hey, look who's here, Lance Armstrong. - Hey, what's up? 410 00:30:50,515 --> 00:30:52,984 - Hey, guys. - Hold up a minute. 411 00:30:53,477 --> 00:30:55,104 - What's up? - What happened to you? 412 00:30:55,228 --> 00:30:58,027 I just got my ass kicked by a kid on a bicycle. 413 00:30:58,106 --> 00:31:00,609 - Jesus, you okay? - I'm all right. 414 00:31:02,819 --> 00:31:04,992 Monday, come on, we gotta see that guy. 415 00:31:05,072 --> 00:31:06,790 Yeah, all right. 416 00:31:10,619 --> 00:31:13,088 Monday, seriously, we gotta go. Let's go. 417 00:31:14,081 --> 00:31:16,550 You talk to him this time. He responds to you better. 418 00:31:16,625 --> 00:31:20,175 Really? I don't know why. I can't stand the guy. 419 00:31:20,295 --> 00:31:22,639 Yeah, but he doesn't know that. 420 00:31:30,806 --> 00:31:32,934 Monday, are you coming? 421 00:31:34,935 --> 00:31:36,357 Yeah, I... 422 00:31:37,562 --> 00:31:40,315 I forgot my bullets. I'll meet you guys there, okay? 423 00:31:40,774 --> 00:31:42,401 Who forgets their bullets? 424 00:31:42,484 --> 00:31:43,701 Monday. 425 00:32:14,516 --> 00:32:15,563 Shit. 426 00:32:25,026 --> 00:32:26,949 Hey, red shirt! NYPD! 427 00:32:27,028 --> 00:32:28,280 Come on, dude. 428 00:32:33,577 --> 00:32:35,500 Oh, really? I'm working on it. 429 00:32:35,579 --> 00:32:37,081 - The guy's dead. - What? 430 00:32:37,164 --> 00:32:40,043 The guy you beat up, Bobby. He didn't even make the ride to the hospital. 431 00:32:40,125 --> 00:32:41,752 You got a real knack for making it worse, you know that? 432 00:32:44,671 --> 00:32:46,139 God damn it. 433 00:32:47,215 --> 00:32:48,512 I'll make amends. 434 00:32:48,592 --> 00:32:49,639 Start with the money. 435 00:32:49,718 --> 00:32:52,016 Get that ticket. Bring it to Mr. Lin's shop on 28th. 436 00:32:52,095 --> 00:32:53,847 You got one hour. 437 00:33:06,109 --> 00:33:09,158 Heads up. Look out, look out. Outta the way. 438 00:33:18,455 --> 00:33:21,049 Police! On your left, lady, look out! 439 00:33:23,001 --> 00:33:24,548 Jesus Christ. 440 00:33:25,962 --> 00:33:27,259 What do you want me to do? 441 00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:35,893 Hello, everybody! Stand still! 442 00:33:35,972 --> 00:33:37,599 Lady, stand still! You're good. There you go. 443 00:33:41,436 --> 00:33:44,280 Police! Coming through. Lady, please. 444 00:33:44,564 --> 00:33:45,781 Heads up, man. 445 00:33:59,538 --> 00:34:01,006 Whoa, buddy! 446 00:34:03,917 --> 00:34:05,919 Oh, my God! Stop already! 447 00:34:13,885 --> 00:34:17,139 You're making it worse for yourself, I swear to God! 448 00:34:17,347 --> 00:34:20,271 Keep the kids back! Keep 'em back! NYPD! 449 00:34:28,733 --> 00:34:29,780 No! 450 00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:36,037 God damn it! 451 00:35:18,867 --> 00:35:19,959 Mister! 452 00:35:20,035 --> 00:35:21,332 That way! 453 00:35:23,121 --> 00:35:25,340 Get your arms inside the bus! 454 00:35:53,610 --> 00:35:54,657 Dispatch. 455 00:35:54,736 --> 00:35:56,613 What did you do to me, man? What the hell am I carrying? 456 00:35:56,696 --> 00:35:57,788 Wilee? Where are you? 457 00:35:57,864 --> 00:36:00,708 I do not carry drug shit, or whatever the hell this is! 458 00:36:00,784 --> 00:36:02,707 It's not drugs. It can't be drugs. 459 00:36:02,786 --> 00:36:04,834 It's from a highly respected East Coast college. 460 00:36:04,913 --> 00:36:06,460 - It's probably drugs. - Yep. 461 00:36:06,581 --> 00:36:10,051 Listen to me. I almost got my ass killed three times in the last 20 minutes! 462 00:36:10,126 --> 00:36:11,252 And it wasn't my fault! 463 00:36:11,503 --> 00:36:13,631 Is somebody messing with you? You need backup? 464 00:36:13,713 --> 00:36:15,932 No. I just wanna get rid of the thing. 465 00:36:16,007 --> 00:36:17,099 Well, I got nobody else. 466 00:36:17,175 --> 00:36:19,473 The only person here is Tito, and I can't send him that far north. 467 00:36:19,552 --> 00:36:22,396 The guy's like 98 years old. No of fence. 468 00:36:23,431 --> 00:36:24,432 Dude, just call the college 469 00:36:24,516 --> 00:36:26,769 and tell them I'm bringing the package back, okay? I'm done with it. 470 00:36:26,935 --> 00:36:30,405 No, no, don't take it back! Come on! Wilee... 471 00:36:33,483 --> 00:36:35,030 Manny. 472 00:36:35,193 --> 00:36:37,036 Just the person I need to see. 473 00:36:37,779 --> 00:36:38,780 What's up? 474 00:37:06,015 --> 00:37:10,111 Yeah, hello. I'm calling about an order you just picked up. 475 00:37:11,646 --> 00:37:13,148 Order number? 476 00:37:14,607 --> 00:37:18,328 Yep, yep, got it right here. 2231970. 477 00:37:21,156 --> 00:37:22,908 Yeah, that's it. 478 00:37:23,825 --> 00:37:27,830 I'm gonna need to change the delivery address on that envelope. 479 00:37:29,289 --> 00:37:32,759 Yeah. Me, I'm Forrest J. Ackerman, Dean of Students. 480 00:37:41,843 --> 00:37:44,096 I've got that appointment now. I'll see you in a bit. 481 00:37:44,179 --> 00:37:45,305 Okay. 482 00:38:16,002 --> 00:38:17,379 - Hi. - Hey. 483 00:38:17,629 --> 00:38:20,348 I'm almost done. My friend borrowed a truck to help me move, 484 00:38:20,423 --> 00:38:22,676 so I'll be outta here by 6:00. 485 00:38:22,759 --> 00:38:24,102 Thank you. 486 00:38:24,177 --> 00:38:27,351 I'm sorry it is so sudden. You will be all right? 487 00:38:27,514 --> 00:38:30,393 Yeah. I'm staying with my aunt until I find a place. 488 00:38:30,475 --> 00:38:31,692 Okay, good. 489 00:38:31,768 --> 00:38:33,145 I still don't get what happened. 490 00:38:33,228 --> 00:38:35,356 Did I do something to piss you off or something? 491 00:38:35,438 --> 00:38:37,406 No, I told you, it's a private matter. 492 00:38:38,483 --> 00:38:39,575 Okay. 493 00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:43,204 Excuse me, I have some things to take care of. 494 00:38:55,792 --> 00:38:57,840 - Where'd you get all that? - This is my business. 495 00:38:57,919 --> 00:39:00,047 - Better for you to stay out of it. - Are you going out with that'? 496 00:39:00,129 --> 00:39:02,552 'Cause this is New York City, you can't walk around with all that money. 497 00:39:02,632 --> 00:39:04,805 - Where are you going? - Down the street. 498 00:39:04,884 --> 00:39:06,136 - Where? - The nail salon. 499 00:39:06,261 --> 00:39:07,262 The nail salon? 500 00:39:07,428 --> 00:39:09,977 This is something I have to do. I don't have a choice. 501 00:39:10,056 --> 00:39:11,308 Okay. I'm coming with you. 502 00:39:11,432 --> 00:39:13,059 No, thank you. 503 00:40:04,027 --> 00:40:05,449 Mr. Leung? 504 00:40:22,503 --> 00:40:24,505 - NYPD. - Yeah? 505 00:40:25,006 --> 00:40:26,178 You got a minute? 506 00:40:38,978 --> 00:40:40,195 Count it. 507 00:40:44,275 --> 00:40:46,369 A lot of money for a young lady. 508 00:40:46,653 --> 00:40:49,281 Took me two years. I work three jobs. 509 00:40:50,782 --> 00:40:52,784 American dream, huh? 510 00:40:53,242 --> 00:40:54,585 Is to work three jobs? 511 00:40:54,911 --> 00:40:56,629 These days, yes. 512 00:40:59,207 --> 00:41:00,754 You speak Mandarin? 513 00:41:01,167 --> 00:41:02,544 Yes. 514 00:41:03,044 --> 00:41:08,346 If you lose the ticket I cannot give you back the money. 515 00:41:09,050 --> 00:41:10,802 You understand? 516 00:41:12,345 --> 00:41:14,564 This ticket now is money. 517 00:41:15,390 --> 00:41:17,893 For whoever holds it. 518 00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:22,568 If you have problems 519 00:41:23,231 --> 00:41:25,279 you don't call the police 520 00:41:25,900 --> 00:41:27,743 you call this number. 521 00:41:30,154 --> 00:41:33,829 The Hawala system settles its own problems. 522 00:41:36,744 --> 00:41:39,247 This money is for a snakehead? 523 00:41:39,414 --> 00:41:40,961 - Yes. - Which one? 524 00:41:41,416 --> 00:41:42,463 Sister Chen. 525 00:41:42,625 --> 00:41:44,423 She won't take cash. 526 00:41:44,627 --> 00:41:46,254 She sent me to you. 527 00:41:47,046 --> 00:41:51,472 Did you tell anyone you were coming here? 528 00:41:51,926 --> 00:41:53,724 Only my friend. 529 00:41:54,762 --> 00:41:57,766 This city is not your village. 530 00:41:58,683 --> 00:42:02,404 Many people would rob you if they know what you have. 531 00:42:02,770 --> 00:42:04,613 My friend wouldn't tell anyone. 532 00:42:04,856 --> 00:42:07,450 If she did they may be watching for you. 533 00:42:14,365 --> 00:42:17,084 Can someone else deliver the ticket for you? 534 00:42:17,368 --> 00:42:20,247 Someone they won't recognise? 535 00:42:21,247 --> 00:42:22,715 I don't know. 536 00:42:23,958 --> 00:42:25,005 Think about it. 537 00:42:25,334 --> 00:42:28,588 May the Buddha watch over you. 538 00:42:50,151 --> 00:42:51,403 Hey! 539 00:43:19,555 --> 00:43:20,977 Security Courier. 540 00:43:21,057 --> 00:43:22,604 Yo, Nima. What's up? 541 00:43:22,767 --> 00:43:27,068 I have a pickup from our office. It will be ready in about 10 minutes. 542 00:43:28,022 --> 00:43:29,114 Is Wilee available? 543 00:43:29,524 --> 00:43:31,618 Yeah, he's here. Where we going? 544 00:43:31,692 --> 00:43:32,818 Okay. 545 00:43:33,736 --> 00:43:36,865 Okay, all right. Great. Got it. 546 00:43:37,156 --> 00:43:39,033 Wilee, you're in luck. Your alma mater summons. 547 00:43:47,792 --> 00:43:49,044 Come on! 548 00:44:18,614 --> 00:44:20,412 Good to see you, too. 549 00:44:21,701 --> 00:44:23,078 Excuse me. 550 00:44:41,679 --> 00:44:42,771 Damn. 551 00:44:46,267 --> 00:44:47,610 Damn it. 552 00:44:49,020 --> 00:44:50,693 - Hey. Excuse me. - Yeah. 553 00:44:50,771 --> 00:44:51,863 NYPD. 554 00:44:51,939 --> 00:44:56,410 I'm looking for a young Asian woman, about 22, 23, blue shirt, black pants. 555 00:44:56,485 --> 00:44:58,533 She just walked by a minute ago. 556 00:44:58,613 --> 00:45:00,536 - Know where I can find her? - Let me think. Yeah, I do. 557 00:45:00,615 --> 00:45:02,663 Hey, walk that thing! 558 00:45:02,742 --> 00:45:03,868 Yeah, I believe so. 559 00:45:05,953 --> 00:45:08,047 Thanks. Have a nice day. 560 00:45:13,252 --> 00:45:15,846 Hey! Hey, there you are. 561 00:45:17,381 --> 00:45:18,883 Hey, there. 562 00:45:19,467 --> 00:45:23,188 Forrest J. Ackerman, Internal Revenue Service, Wire Fraud Investigation Unit. 563 00:45:23,387 --> 00:45:24,388 Yes? 564 00:45:24,472 --> 00:45:29,069 Now, young lady, you realise this system of money transfer you're participating in 565 00:45:29,143 --> 00:45:32,363 circumvents about 18 different United States banking regulations? 566 00:45:33,356 --> 00:45:35,279 - I'm not sure I understand. - Relax. 567 00:45:35,608 --> 00:45:38,487 It's not you that's facing jail time. At least I don't think so. 568 00:45:38,569 --> 00:45:42,494 These hawaladars are known to prey on unsuspecting illegal immigrants. 569 00:45:42,698 --> 00:45:45,076 - I'm not illegal. - We don't have to get into that. 570 00:45:45,159 --> 00:45:47,002 - I have a student visa. - With you? 571 00:45:47,203 --> 00:45:48,329 At home. 572 00:45:48,412 --> 00:45:50,881 See, it's supposed to be with you at all times. 573 00:45:50,957 --> 00:45:53,551 Yeah, you leave it at home, that's a good way to get yourself deported. 574 00:45:53,626 --> 00:45:56,095 But we don't have to go down to Immigration and talk about that now. 575 00:45:56,170 --> 00:45:59,014 That's totally unnecessary. We need to settle it right here. 576 00:45:59,090 --> 00:46:02,936 I just need to see the envelope the hawaladar gave you. Please. 577 00:46:05,221 --> 00:46:06,689 I don't understand. 578 00:46:07,556 --> 00:46:08,933 What don't you understand? 579 00:46:09,016 --> 00:46:14,648 Why someone who says he's an IRS agent has a New York City police detective's badge. 580 00:46:18,192 --> 00:46:19,819 Come over here. 581 00:46:20,027 --> 00:46:21,404 Okay. 582 00:46:22,822 --> 00:46:25,200 What are you doing? Let me go! 583 00:46:25,825 --> 00:46:27,293 Okay, smarty-pants. 584 00:46:28,577 --> 00:46:30,750 You know what the HR shrink said I have? 585 00:46:31,539 --> 00:46:33,382 Impulse control issues. 586 00:46:35,001 --> 00:46:37,595 Like you need a college degree to figure that out. 587 00:46:37,670 --> 00:46:41,095 I'm telling you this so you know that it's in your best interest 588 00:46:41,173 --> 00:46:43,471 not to lie to me or waste my time, 589 00:46:43,551 --> 00:46:45,849 but give me the goddamn envelope. 590 00:46:45,928 --> 00:46:49,649 Please. Before I lose my shit and rip your throat out. 591 00:46:49,890 --> 00:46:51,233 Clear enough? 592 00:46:53,853 --> 00:46:55,150 What's that? 593 00:47:01,485 --> 00:47:03,158 What did you do? 594 00:47:10,369 --> 00:47:12,087 Damn it. Damn it. 595 00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:15,087 Hey! 596 00:47:15,916 --> 00:47:17,213 Excuse me! 597 00:47:17,293 --> 00:47:18,920 Messenger guy! 598 00:47:19,003 --> 00:47:22,132 That envelope you just picked up? I'm gonna have to ask for that back. 599 00:47:25,259 --> 00:47:26,932 What are you doing here? 600 00:47:27,011 --> 00:47:28,558 - What is up with you? - Nothing. 601 00:47:28,637 --> 00:47:30,264 Well, that doesn't look like nothing. 602 00:47:30,348 --> 00:47:32,442 It's my problem. It's personal. 603 00:47:32,516 --> 00:47:34,518 Did that cop find you? 604 00:47:35,102 --> 00:47:36,604 You saw him? 605 00:47:37,396 --> 00:47:38,739 What did you tell him? 606 00:47:38,814 --> 00:47:41,693 He said there were some people planning to rob you and he was trying to stop it. 607 00:47:41,776 --> 00:47:43,323 He wanted to help you. 608 00:47:43,402 --> 00:47:46,246 - Yes, he helped me very much. - What's going on? 609 00:47:46,405 --> 00:47:48,999 - You're no friend. We are not friends. - Yes, we are. 610 00:47:49,158 --> 00:47:52,037 I told you one thing, and you almost ruined it all. 611 00:47:52,119 --> 00:47:53,462 I'll take care of myself. 612 00:47:53,621 --> 00:47:57,467 Nima. You gotta start trusting somebody. Please, tell me. 613 00:47:58,376 --> 00:47:59,969 What's going on? 614 00:48:03,923 --> 00:48:06,051 Wilee? What are you doing here? 615 00:48:06,133 --> 00:48:07,225 Nima. 616 00:48:07,301 --> 00:48:08,848 You can't have delivered already, it's not possible. 617 00:48:08,928 --> 00:48:10,680 You know what? It's really uncool to let a messenger service 618 00:48:10,763 --> 00:48:12,265 deliver your illegal bullshit. 619 00:48:12,348 --> 00:48:13,895 - Where is my envelope? - It's hard enough out there. 620 00:48:13,974 --> 00:48:17,069 - Where is it? - I gave it back to the front desk. 621 00:48:22,817 --> 00:48:25,195 Did a messenger just come by and drop off an envelope? 622 00:48:25,277 --> 00:48:27,325 Yeah, and another one just came and picked it up. 623 00:48:30,157 --> 00:48:31,374 Who told them to change the address? 624 00:48:53,055 --> 00:48:54,272 Hey. 625 00:48:55,349 --> 00:48:56,601 You get your envelope back? 626 00:48:58,310 --> 00:48:59,687 Someone else come and pick it up? 627 00:49:01,522 --> 00:49:03,445 But it's going to the wrong place. 628 00:49:03,524 --> 00:49:04,616 What? 629 00:49:05,234 --> 00:49:06,281 Why? 630 00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:07,532 What do you care? 631 00:49:26,297 --> 00:49:29,016 So, what was that thing I was carrying? 632 00:49:29,341 --> 00:49:33,062 It's like a receipt for a great deal of money. 633 00:49:34,638 --> 00:49:36,265 What's the money for? 634 00:49:36,432 --> 00:49:38,560 A she-tou. A snakehead. 635 00:49:39,059 --> 00:49:41,562 - What's that? - It's a kind of importer. 636 00:49:42,646 --> 00:49:47,243 Right. So you're involved in some kind of drug thing? 637 00:49:48,486 --> 00:49:49,578 No. 638 00:49:50,070 --> 00:49:52,072 What are you "importing"? 639 00:49:55,701 --> 00:49:56,873 My son. 640 00:49:58,412 --> 00:50:02,588 I came to this country on a student visa. He was to come right after me. 641 00:50:03,125 --> 00:50:05,924 It is not illegal. He can travel on my visa. 642 00:50:06,587 --> 00:50:10,842 But then an article I wrote about Tibet a long time ago was posted on the Internet. 643 00:50:12,593 --> 00:50:15,938 For the past years they have not let him leave China. 644 00:50:18,098 --> 00:50:20,897 So I have to get him out another way. 645 00:50:20,976 --> 00:50:22,728 Because I will have my son. 646 00:50:27,900 --> 00:50:29,948 Why'd you have to go and ask for me? 647 00:50:31,070 --> 00:50:34,449 Vanessa always said you was the best at what you do. 648 00:50:35,115 --> 00:50:36,833 She says maybe she can never count on you, 649 00:50:36,951 --> 00:50:40,125 but at work, there's no one better. 650 00:50:40,788 --> 00:50:42,415 She said that? 651 00:50:42,790 --> 00:50:44,133 Is it true? 652 00:50:45,543 --> 00:50:47,295 Can I count on you? 653 00:50:51,257 --> 00:50:52,725 Let me see the name on the sheet. 654 00:50:58,806 --> 00:51:01,275 How come you don't answer my calls? 655 00:51:01,350 --> 00:51:03,569 Because I got a business to run. What do you want? 656 00:51:03,644 --> 00:51:07,569 You picked up an envelope from Nima at the college office at 5:30. Where is it? 657 00:51:07,648 --> 00:51:08,945 Jesus, what is it with this envelope? 658 00:51:09,024 --> 00:51:11,652 People love it, they hate it, they gotta have it, they gotta get rid of it. 659 00:51:11,735 --> 00:51:13,408 It's like cigarettes or Democrats. 660 00:51:13,487 --> 00:51:15,114 Where is the opener? 661 00:51:15,197 --> 00:51:16,369 Who's got it, Raj? 662 00:51:16,490 --> 00:51:19,414 Your boy Wilee pussied out. He said he was taking it back. 663 00:51:19,493 --> 00:51:20,870 So it's back at the school? 664 00:51:20,953 --> 00:51:23,923 Negativo. Somebody called to change the drop-off address. 665 00:51:23,998 --> 00:51:26,877 Why are there a million tools in here and nothing to open a beer? 666 00:51:26,959 --> 00:51:29,337 - A man or a woman? - That would be a dude. 667 00:51:29,420 --> 00:51:30,842 So who's gonna pick it up? 668 00:51:30,921 --> 00:51:32,423 I gave it to Manny. 669 00:51:32,506 --> 00:51:33,598 Shit. 670 00:52:07,499 --> 00:52:10,673 Which way are you going, you roided-out freak'? 671 00:52:25,225 --> 00:52:26,477 Really? 672 00:52:30,230 --> 00:52:31,277 Hey, where are you? 673 00:52:31,357 --> 00:52:33,530 Corner of Broadway and Kiss My Ass. What do you want? 674 00:52:33,609 --> 00:52:35,156 Need that envelope you just got. 675 00:52:35,235 --> 00:52:36,327 Oh, do you really? 676 00:52:36,403 --> 00:52:38,246 Yeah, seriously. You don't know what it is. 677 00:52:38,322 --> 00:52:40,575 I know exactly what it is, 50 bucks if I get it there by 7:00. 678 00:52:41,033 --> 00:52:43,161 What, you're getting 50? Raj is only giving me 30! 679 00:52:43,243 --> 00:52:44,711 Yeah, speed costs money, pussy! 680 00:52:44,995 --> 00:52:47,248 Pull over and give it to me, man! I'll explain later. 681 00:52:47,331 --> 00:52:50,255 Okay, pussy, I'll wait right here. There, I just stopped at 112th. 682 00:52:52,169 --> 00:52:54,592 Bullshit, dude, I can hear the wind. You're still moving. 683 00:52:54,672 --> 00:52:58,518 Yeah, Manny rides fast! You should try it, it feels good! 684 00:52:59,051 --> 00:53:01,099 Hello? Asshole! 685 00:53:03,347 --> 00:53:04,974 - Wilee? - Now you want to talk? 686 00:53:05,057 --> 00:53:06,559 This whole thing is my fault. 687 00:53:06,850 --> 00:53:09,729 You're hard to keep track of. I accept your apology. Can I call you back? 688 00:53:09,812 --> 00:53:12,611 That envelope Nima gave you is for her kid. She has a kid. 689 00:53:12,773 --> 00:53:14,946 - I know. I just talked to her. - Well, do you still have it? 690 00:53:15,109 --> 00:53:17,703 I'm chasing it down Broadway right now. I really gotta call you back. 691 00:53:17,778 --> 00:53:20,782 Manny is taking it to the wrong people. I tried to call him, but he won't pick up. 692 00:53:20,948 --> 00:53:22,450 I'm on it. I'll get him. 693 00:53:22,533 --> 00:53:24,831 No, it's my fault. You don't need to get involved. 694 00:53:24,952 --> 00:53:28,331 - Well, it's on my way home anyway. - Just tell me where you are. 695 00:53:28,414 --> 00:53:31,167 Baby, this situation sucks. I don't want you anywhere near it. 696 00:53:31,250 --> 00:53:34,345 Hey, Jersey, you wanna move your fat-ass SUV! 697 00:53:34,628 --> 00:53:36,551 You know how sexy you are when you talk like that'? 698 00:53:36,630 --> 00:53:38,303 - Wilee. - I'll call you when I deliver. 699 00:53:38,549 --> 00:53:40,722 - Wait! - Count on it. 700 00:53:43,887 --> 00:53:44,888 Shit. 701 00:53:59,737 --> 00:54:02,661 Hey, Wilee, I got an idea. Why don't you race me for it? 702 00:54:02,781 --> 00:54:05,705 You get to 28th Street before I do, I'll give you the envelope. 703 00:54:05,784 --> 00:54:07,582 We'll go through the park. Enter on 106. 704 00:54:07,661 --> 00:54:09,379 I don't have time for this bullshit, man. 705 00:54:09,455 --> 00:54:10,627 You don't got the legs for it, man. 706 00:54:10,706 --> 00:54:13,050 And that steel pig you're riding ain't gonna help you neither. 707 00:54:13,125 --> 00:54:16,129 Be like me, baby. Parlee, custom-cut carbon fibre! 708 00:54:16,295 --> 00:54:17,512 I am begging you. 709 00:54:17,671 --> 00:54:19,514 My bike fits me like a Naturalamb, son. 710 00:54:19,631 --> 00:54:20,974 Just listen for one second. 711 00:54:21,049 --> 00:54:22,096 See you in the park. 712 00:54:22,176 --> 00:54:23,428 - Manny! - Peace! 713 00:54:23,510 --> 00:54:24,978 God damn it. 714 00:54:27,765 --> 00:54:30,939 Okay. You wanna race, let's race. 715 00:54:53,874 --> 00:54:55,171 Dispatch. 716 00:54:55,250 --> 00:54:57,673 Raj, I need that address you sent Manny to right now. 717 00:54:57,753 --> 00:55:00,176 Manny? Come on. Don't the three of you ever get tired 718 00:55:00,255 --> 00:55:02,053 of this Real World shit you keep playing? 719 00:55:02,174 --> 00:55:03,266 Raj! 720 00:55:03,342 --> 00:55:05,720 Manny, Wilee, Wilee, Manny. 721 00:55:06,303 --> 00:55:08,726 When does Raj get to climb Mount Vanessa? 722 00:55:08,847 --> 00:55:10,895 The address, God damn it! 723 00:55:11,350 --> 00:55:13,227 Hold on, let me look for it. 724 00:55:16,188 --> 00:55:17,656 Piece of shit. 725 00:55:31,870 --> 00:55:33,122 Fellas. 726 00:55:35,332 --> 00:55:36,504 Manny! 727 00:55:36,708 --> 00:55:38,426 I'll give you the 50 bucks! 728 00:55:38,502 --> 00:55:41,130 Manny can't hear you, Manny's moving too fast. 729 00:55:41,255 --> 00:55:43,804 Come on, man, you don't wanna drag your hefty ass up this hill. 730 00:55:45,926 --> 00:55:49,021 Not a problem for me, baby. I'll just drop into my little ring. 731 00:55:54,935 --> 00:55:57,939 Hey, Fixie, I bet you wish you had gears now, don't you? 732 00:56:11,702 --> 00:56:14,205 Gravity, you is my friend again, baby. 733 00:56:30,637 --> 00:56:33,231 Hey, Wilee, I got something for ya! 734 00:56:34,308 --> 00:56:36,060 You like that, huh? 735 00:56:36,226 --> 00:56:38,445 Yeah, I know you do, you little bitch. 736 00:57:02,461 --> 00:57:05,465 I got you, Spandex! I'm on your wheel! 737 00:57:08,383 --> 00:57:10,806 I'm in your draft, dude! It's like you're on my team! 738 00:57:10,886 --> 00:57:14,106 - Slow down! Hey. - Guys, get off of the path! 739 00:57:15,641 --> 00:57:18,110 21 dispatch. 21 dispatch, come in. 740 00:57:18,769 --> 00:57:20,362 2-1, bike post 3, you on the air? 741 00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:22,193 Yeah, this is Roselli. Go ahead. 742 00:57:22,356 --> 00:57:24,779 Your bike freak. Beat-up white bike, red shirt? 743 00:57:24,858 --> 00:57:25,905 Yeah? 744 00:57:25,984 --> 00:57:28,362 He's at it again. Park Drive, headed south towards 7th. 745 00:57:28,445 --> 00:57:29,742 I'm on it. 746 00:57:34,117 --> 00:57:36,165 Careful on the path, ma'am. 747 00:57:38,330 --> 00:57:40,003 Dude, when's the race starting? 748 00:58:11,029 --> 00:58:14,374 People, please! Stay awake! Stay alive! 749 00:58:17,744 --> 00:58:19,917 Look out! Look out! 750 00:58:28,922 --> 00:58:29,923 God! 751 00:58:33,969 --> 00:58:35,061 That one hurt. 752 00:59:16,219 --> 00:59:17,892 You're too slow! 753 00:59:45,832 --> 00:59:47,175 Give it up! 754 00:59:49,920 --> 00:59:51,297 NYPD! 755 00:59:53,465 --> 00:59:55,684 Stop the bikes! Both of you! 756 01:00:09,272 --> 01:00:10,444 Back it up! 757 01:00:17,447 --> 01:00:19,495 You're such an asshole! 758 01:00:20,325 --> 01:00:21,668 Screw you, Wilee! 759 01:00:38,552 --> 01:00:41,021 Billy, pull forward! Pull forward! 760 01:00:41,555 --> 01:00:42,556 Hey! 761 01:00:56,153 --> 01:00:58,201 Who the hell are you guys? 762 01:01:00,574 --> 01:01:01,621 Damn! 763 01:01:03,410 --> 01:01:04,753 Is that it? 764 01:01:05,745 --> 01:01:07,588 No! Gimme that! Gimme! No! 765 01:01:07,664 --> 01:01:09,007 Look at you. 766 01:01:09,082 --> 01:01:11,961 You have got to be kidding me! Come here! Come here! 767 01:01:17,883 --> 01:01:20,727 Hey, what happened to you here? You use that goddamn brake again? 768 01:01:20,802 --> 01:01:22,145 Yeah, I took that shit off. 769 01:01:24,556 --> 01:01:25,808 Thank you, Jesus. 770 01:01:25,891 --> 01:01:27,063 Hey! 771 01:01:27,392 --> 01:01:29,065 Them! Them! 772 01:01:29,144 --> 01:01:30,191 This way, this way. 773 01:01:41,364 --> 01:01:42,536 Shit! 774 01:01:49,456 --> 01:01:50,628 What are you doing? 775 01:01:52,292 --> 01:01:53,544 Looking for the thing. 776 01:01:53,627 --> 01:01:54,753 Here it is. 777 01:01:57,130 --> 01:01:59,178 Roll this up. Really tight, really tight. 778 01:01:59,257 --> 01:02:00,679 Okay. Shit. 779 01:02:02,302 --> 01:02:03,599 I mean, holy shit, right? 780 01:02:03,762 --> 01:02:04,809 I know. 781 01:02:04,971 --> 01:02:06,097 Is it good? 782 01:02:06,223 --> 01:02:07,520 Yeah. 783 01:02:11,144 --> 01:02:12,396 Come on, guys. 784 01:02:12,896 --> 01:02:14,148 Come on! 785 01:02:14,231 --> 01:02:15,323 Hey! 786 01:02:15,815 --> 01:02:16,862 No, you don't. 787 01:02:23,657 --> 01:02:24,829 Oh, shit. 788 01:02:25,492 --> 01:02:26,664 Wilee! 789 01:02:45,845 --> 01:02:46,971 Shit. 790 01:02:56,648 --> 01:02:58,776 Wilee? Aren't you afraid you're gonna get killed? 791 01:02:58,858 --> 01:02:59,859 You believe in luck. 792 01:02:59,943 --> 01:03:01,695 When your number's up, your number's up. 793 01:03:01,778 --> 01:03:05,032 Aren't you afraid you're gonna get killed? I mean, the way you ride. 794 01:03:05,115 --> 01:03:06,492 Wilee! Wilee! 795 01:03:08,493 --> 01:03:10,541 Aren't you afraid you're gonna get killed? 796 01:03:10,620 --> 01:03:13,464 Yeah, but if it comes, that's just gonna come outta nowhere. 797 01:03:13,540 --> 01:03:17,920 Am I afraid? Sure, but that's part of it, you know? There's no feeling like that. 798 01:03:18,211 --> 01:03:19,963 When your number's up, your number's up. 799 01:03:20,547 --> 01:03:23,721 - You could say that. - So you're a Buddhist, then. 800 01:03:25,677 --> 01:03:28,055 Yo, give it up for Sleigh Bells! 801 01:03:28,471 --> 01:03:30,940 That's what's up, that's what's up! Sleigh Bells, yo! 802 01:03:31,016 --> 01:03:32,108 You believe in luck. 803 01:03:32,183 --> 01:03:34,151 You know it's the Taoists that believed in luck. 804 01:03:34,227 --> 01:03:37,777 The Buddha rejected all that. He insisted on cause and effect. 805 01:03:38,148 --> 01:03:39,821 What kind of bike messenger are you? 806 01:03:40,567 --> 01:03:43,662 The kind with a Masters in Bullshit and Obfuscation. 807 01:03:45,405 --> 01:03:47,828 You still haven't answered my original question. 808 01:03:47,907 --> 01:03:50,751 Aren't you afraid of dying? I mean, the way you ride. 809 01:03:50,827 --> 01:03:51,999 You wanna know what scares me 810 01:03:52,078 --> 01:03:54,547 is what happened to my friends who just got out of law school. 811 01:03:54,622 --> 01:03:57,125 That is collective insanity. 812 01:03:57,375 --> 01:04:00,424 Compared to that, going down Broadway at 50 with no brakes is fine. 813 01:04:00,503 --> 01:04:01,504 Sounds good. 814 01:04:01,588 --> 01:04:03,056 It also sounds like bullshit. 815 01:04:03,506 --> 01:04:06,350 The bike wants to go fast. It's steadier that way. 816 01:04:06,426 --> 01:04:11,398 I've never been hurt going all-out. It's just the hesitation that'll kill you. 817 01:04:11,931 --> 01:04:14,684 So you're one of those guys. No brakes. 818 01:04:14,768 --> 01:04:16,111 No, I hate brakes. 819 01:04:16,436 --> 01:04:18,154 Brakes are death. 820 01:04:23,276 --> 01:04:24,698 Now it's time to announce the winner 821 01:04:24,778 --> 01:04:28,453 of the Fifth Annual New York Bike Messenger Association Alleycat Race. 822 01:04:28,531 --> 01:04:31,785 Grand prize is $100 and Felipe's bike. 823 01:04:33,536 --> 01:04:34,958 You like that? 824 01:04:35,955 --> 01:04:39,550 To the winner for the third consecutive year, 825 01:04:39,626 --> 01:04:41,720 the original bumper surfer, 826 01:04:42,128 --> 01:04:45,302 the Coyote Man, Wilee! 827 01:04:46,132 --> 01:04:49,227 Wilee! That's my boy, right there! All right, baby! 828 01:04:49,302 --> 01:04:50,929 Well, come on. Come and get it. 829 01:04:51,554 --> 01:04:52,646 Get up here. 830 01:04:55,934 --> 01:04:57,902 Give it up, give it up! 831 01:04:57,977 --> 01:04:58,978 Yeah! 832 01:05:00,271 --> 01:05:01,523 You back? 833 01:05:02,649 --> 01:05:03,821 Where's my bike? 834 01:05:03,983 --> 01:05:05,235 Yeah, you're back. 835 01:05:05,652 --> 01:05:07,279 - Where's my bike, seriously? - Relax. Relax. 836 01:05:07,404 --> 01:05:08,701 I can't leave without the bike. 837 01:05:08,822 --> 01:05:10,415 - I'm going with him. - No. 838 01:05:10,490 --> 01:05:11,912 - What the hell are you doing? - You stay here. 839 01:05:11,991 --> 01:05:13,834 Hey, I need some help over here. This woman is unruly. 840 01:05:13,910 --> 01:05:15,002 - What? - Calm down. 841 01:05:15,078 --> 01:05:17,001 - I didn't even do anything. - You got to relax. 842 01:05:17,080 --> 01:05:18,172 Fine. Okay. 843 01:05:18,248 --> 01:05:19,841 Is this my bag? Thank you, I appreciate that. 844 01:05:19,916 --> 01:05:22,385 Hopefully there's nothing missing. This crazy man... 845 01:05:22,502 --> 01:05:25,096 I don't care what happened! Because you tackled me! 846 01:05:25,171 --> 01:05:28,550 - I didn't mean to tackle you. - Just FYI, there's a lawsuit happening. 847 01:05:28,633 --> 01:05:32,604 I'm not saying I'm gonna do it or whatnot, but there is one coming. Thank you. 848 01:05:34,556 --> 01:05:36,775 All right, come on. Get your stuff. 849 01:05:36,933 --> 01:05:38,435 Hey, chief, I need to talk to you. 850 01:05:40,979 --> 01:05:42,401 - Hey, what's up? - I need to talk to you. 851 01:05:42,480 --> 01:05:45,154 - Did he come to? - Yeah. He's awake. A little messed up. 852 01:05:45,233 --> 01:05:46,906 He's got a couple of bruised ribs, but he'll be all right. 853 01:05:46,985 --> 01:05:49,033 - Listen, I gotta ask you a favour. - Yeah, shoot. 854 01:05:49,112 --> 01:05:50,864 I have got to talk to this guy right away. 855 01:05:50,947 --> 01:05:52,119 V? 856 01:05:53,450 --> 01:05:54,702 The bike. 857 01:05:57,036 --> 01:05:59,630 His partner got away. I gotta find him before he gets too far. 858 01:05:59,706 --> 01:06:01,925 Is there any way I could ride and ask him a couple of questions? 859 01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:03,126 - What, right now? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 860 01:06:03,209 --> 01:06:05,632 If I could just sit with him on the way to the hospital? 861 01:06:05,712 --> 01:06:06,804 - That's very unusual. - Oh, yeah? 862 01:06:06,880 --> 01:06:09,929 - Yeah. - Well, NYPD needs a favour. Okay? 863 01:06:10,175 --> 01:06:11,472 Okay, chum? 864 01:06:11,551 --> 01:06:13,849 - All right, come and ride with us. - All right. Thanks. 865 01:06:16,973 --> 01:06:18,225 Drive. 866 01:06:18,308 --> 01:06:20,902 Hey, buddy? Hey, buddy? Hey... 867 01:06:20,977 --> 01:06:23,480 They're not your buddies. You're one of these bike assholes. 868 01:06:23,563 --> 01:06:26,066 You know how much time they waste scraping you shitheads off the street? 869 01:06:26,149 --> 01:06:28,243 This whole city hates you. 870 01:06:33,364 --> 01:06:36,083 Hey, man. You headed to the impound? 871 01:06:36,159 --> 01:06:37,502 Yeah. Why? 872 01:06:37,577 --> 01:06:40,080 Good. Take this thing. I'll meet you there. 873 01:06:40,163 --> 01:06:43,258 When this asshole comes for his bike, he's mine. 874 01:06:51,883 --> 01:06:53,430 Time to quit clicking around, son. 875 01:06:53,510 --> 01:06:56,263 You got involved with some people with real problems. 876 01:06:56,346 --> 01:06:58,940 Real deadlines. Life and death shit. 877 01:06:59,015 --> 01:07:01,017 What is this to you? 878 01:07:01,100 --> 01:07:03,649 What, the slope that gave you the ticket, she gave you some sad story? 879 01:07:03,770 --> 01:07:06,148 Eighteen cousins in Fujian that wanna come to Chinatown, 880 01:07:06,231 --> 01:07:08,654 dish out Mongolian beef with snow peas? 881 01:07:08,733 --> 01:07:11,737 Well, life's hard. Turns out they can't come. 882 01:07:11,819 --> 01:07:13,321 It's for her kid, man. 883 01:07:14,656 --> 01:07:17,159 Do I bother her with my problems? 884 01:07:18,618 --> 01:07:19,744 Where's the ticket? 885 01:07:26,543 --> 01:07:30,218 Yeah, I hear you got some cracked ribs, that's gotta sting. 886 01:07:32,257 --> 01:07:33,429 We better be careful. 887 01:07:33,508 --> 01:07:36,478 Don't want you bouncing around too much in here. Might poke a lung. 888 01:07:38,137 --> 01:07:40,686 Oh, I'm sorry. Is that uncomfortable? 889 01:07:40,974 --> 01:07:42,226 Douche bag. 890 01:07:42,308 --> 01:07:44,231 I don't really care much for that term "douche bag." 891 01:07:44,310 --> 01:07:47,280 People throw it around like crazy these days, like it's suddenly okay. 892 01:07:47,355 --> 01:07:49,198 You know what else people say now? "Suck it." 893 01:07:49,482 --> 01:07:52,861 I was watching TV the other night, 8:30, middle of prime time. 894 01:07:52,944 --> 01:07:55,322 Kids could be watching. Guy says, "Suck it." 895 01:07:55,405 --> 01:07:57,453 Everybody's laughing. 896 01:07:57,532 --> 01:07:59,409 How is that appropriate? 897 01:08:00,410 --> 01:08:02,003 I'm gonna ask you some questions. 898 01:08:02,078 --> 01:08:05,002 And you're gonna give me one-word answers, 899 01:08:05,081 --> 01:08:06,424 yes or no. 900 01:08:06,499 --> 01:08:08,718 Even a bagboy should be able to handle that. 901 01:08:08,793 --> 01:08:11,171 First question. Do you know where the ticket is? 902 01:08:13,089 --> 01:08:14,341 Hello! 903 01:08:39,532 --> 01:08:42,502 You better give me an answer or I'm gonna snap your ribs like toothpicks. 904 01:08:45,288 --> 01:08:49,043 Do you know where the ticket is? 905 01:08:50,543 --> 01:08:52,466 Will you give it to me? 906 01:08:54,881 --> 01:08:55,973 Good boy. 907 01:08:56,507 --> 01:08:57,975 Just get me my bike. 908 01:08:58,051 --> 01:08:59,598 Are you negotiating? 909 01:08:59,677 --> 01:09:01,771 Yeah. Yeah, and you're outta time. 910 01:09:01,846 --> 01:09:03,018 You might have these assholes in the bag, 911 01:09:03,097 --> 01:09:05,475 but you can't lean on me like this when we get to the hospital. 912 01:09:05,558 --> 01:09:07,356 That's my offer! Get me my bike! 913 01:09:07,852 --> 01:09:09,525 I'll get you the ticket. 914 01:09:10,647 --> 01:09:11,899 How do we make that happen? 915 01:09:12,065 --> 01:09:14,159 Manny. Bring me Manny. 916 01:10:09,205 --> 01:10:11,048 How ya doing, George? 917 01:10:29,726 --> 01:10:31,979 Charlie, pull up to the side! 918 01:10:34,480 --> 01:10:36,232 Put it back there? 919 01:10:36,315 --> 01:10:37,817 Yeah, I'm pushing it through. 920 01:10:37,900 --> 01:10:39,117 Shit. 921 01:11:01,340 --> 01:11:03,468 Get out. Come on. 922 01:11:05,845 --> 01:11:07,188 Here they come. 923 01:11:08,181 --> 01:11:10,559 I'm gonna kick your ass till Thursday if he doesn't have it. 924 01:11:10,641 --> 01:11:13,235 It's in his bag. Why do you think I was chasing him? 925 01:11:13,311 --> 01:11:14,938 Can I get my bike now, please? 926 01:11:15,021 --> 01:11:16,864 Hey. Hey, fellas. 927 01:11:18,775 --> 01:11:20,197 What's up? 928 01:11:21,444 --> 01:11:24,038 - Take this kid inside to get his bike. - All right. 929 01:11:24,113 --> 01:11:26,411 - But bring him back. - Will do. 930 01:11:29,786 --> 01:11:32,414 Hello, sir! Rough day, huh? 931 01:11:33,873 --> 01:11:35,125 Yeah. Yeah. 932 01:11:51,766 --> 01:11:53,484 Have to ask your permission to search your bag. 933 01:11:53,559 --> 01:11:55,732 You're not in any trouble at all. I have reason to believe somebody 934 01:11:55,812 --> 01:11:58,406 may have put something in there without your knowledge. 935 01:11:58,481 --> 01:11:59,482 Okay. 936 01:11:59,565 --> 01:12:01,943 - Hey, did you just bring a bike in? - End of the row. 937 01:12:02,026 --> 01:12:03,198 Okay. 938 01:12:03,611 --> 01:12:05,830 Hey, you see somebody hanging on the back of my truck? 939 01:12:05,905 --> 01:12:07,373 No, I just got here. Like who? 940 01:12:07,532 --> 01:12:09,876 Like some batshit crazy messenger chick. 941 01:12:10,034 --> 01:12:13,254 I think she was holding on the whole time I was on the West Side Highway. 942 01:12:14,997 --> 01:12:15,998 Damn. 943 01:12:21,087 --> 01:12:24,682 Something I've been looking for all damn day. 944 01:12:25,341 --> 01:12:27,844 - I've had a bit of a rough day myself. - What are you doing? 945 01:12:39,063 --> 01:12:40,064 Got it. 946 01:12:40,773 --> 01:12:41,774 Nice! 947 01:12:42,108 --> 01:12:45,237 Are there any more compartments? For what? 948 01:12:49,115 --> 01:12:50,412 Over here. 949 01:12:50,867 --> 01:12:52,460 I love you for more than one reason. 950 01:12:53,452 --> 01:12:55,250 God damn it! 951 01:12:55,955 --> 01:12:57,207 Have a nice day. 952 01:12:57,290 --> 01:13:00,544 Yeah, just leave it right there! I'll take care of it, not a problem! 953 01:13:01,919 --> 01:13:03,136 Shit. 954 01:13:10,803 --> 01:13:12,976 I'm gonna shred the living shit outta that thing. 955 01:13:13,055 --> 01:13:14,272 Wait. 956 01:13:15,391 --> 01:13:16,813 I'll see you outside. 957 01:13:16,893 --> 01:13:18,816 Hey! Where is the little shit? 958 01:13:18,895 --> 01:13:21,068 Left him back there behind the bikes. End of the row. 959 01:13:21,147 --> 01:13:22,239 You left him? 960 01:13:22,315 --> 01:13:24,033 What, you wanted me to watch him the whole time? 961 01:13:24,108 --> 01:13:27,578 No, I wanted you to give him the keys to your car, jackass. 962 01:13:27,653 --> 01:13:29,280 Where'd he go? 963 01:13:30,656 --> 01:13:32,124 God damn it. 964 01:13:44,003 --> 01:13:45,505 Bastard! 965 01:13:50,009 --> 01:13:52,011 Can I get some help here? 966 01:13:57,683 --> 01:13:59,435 Go round the other side! 967 01:13:59,518 --> 01:14:01,020 Outta my way! 968 01:14:14,867 --> 01:14:16,835 Hey! Come here! 969 01:14:20,331 --> 01:14:21,332 Cut him off! 970 01:14:22,041 --> 01:14:23,384 Jesus Christ! 971 01:14:24,126 --> 01:14:26,549 Hey! Close the doors! 972 01:14:26,963 --> 01:14:28,590 Okey-doke. 973 01:14:31,717 --> 01:14:33,060 Come on. 974 01:14:35,721 --> 01:14:39,021 Hey, somebody stop her! The girl on the bike! 975 01:14:39,558 --> 01:14:40,901 Come on! 976 01:14:47,900 --> 01:14:49,652 Close the doors! 977 01:14:54,699 --> 01:14:55,746 Angus, grab her! 978 01:15:01,706 --> 01:15:03,128 Come on! Come on! 979 01:15:18,389 --> 01:15:19,732 Come on! 980 01:15:24,937 --> 01:15:26,109 Hey! 981 01:15:28,315 --> 01:15:30,158 You know what? I'm done. 982 01:15:42,538 --> 01:15:44,711 - Hello'? - Hey, you out? 983 01:15:45,374 --> 01:15:48,753 Holy shit! That was the most fun I ever had with my clothes on! 984 01:15:48,919 --> 01:15:50,216 You know what to tell him? 985 01:15:50,296 --> 01:15:51,718 I'm on it. 986 01:17:47,079 --> 01:17:49,081 I need a flash mob, like, five minutes ago. 987 01:17:53,002 --> 01:17:54,094 24/7 Delivery. 988 01:17:54,253 --> 01:17:55,926 - Moosey, it's Raj. - Hey, what's up, Raj? 989 01:17:56,005 --> 01:17:57,507 I need the cavalry, bro. 990 01:17:57,590 --> 01:17:59,763 No shit. Where we going? 991 01:18:01,093 --> 01:18:02,436 Roadrunner. 992 01:18:02,720 --> 01:18:05,143 Thought I told you not to call me, Raj. 993 01:18:05,222 --> 01:18:06,474 Oh, really? 994 01:18:06,557 --> 01:18:08,059 Hey, it's Phoebe. Who's at the bridge? 995 01:18:08,767 --> 01:18:09,859 Cyclehawk. 996 01:18:10,686 --> 01:18:11,687 This is Johnny. 997 01:18:27,620 --> 01:18:29,918 Yeah. I got it. I got it. 998 01:18:31,123 --> 01:18:32,375 Well, tell him I got it. 999 01:18:32,458 --> 01:18:33,505 He can send whoever he wants, 1000 01:18:33,584 --> 01:18:36,508 the Red Army, General Chow, I don't give a hoot. 1001 01:18:36,587 --> 01:18:38,464 Yeah, I have the money. 1002 01:18:40,049 --> 01:18:43,644 147, Doyers Street. Cross is Pell. Five minutes. 1003 01:18:52,561 --> 01:18:54,655 - Check this out. - Man! That was a fauxback. 1004 01:19:01,320 --> 01:19:03,163 Oh, shit. Come on, I gotta go. I gotta go. 1005 01:19:09,995 --> 01:19:11,167 Time to ride! 1006 01:19:11,997 --> 01:19:13,169 Pay heed, people! 1007 01:19:14,959 --> 01:19:16,085 Here we go! 1008 01:19:50,703 --> 01:19:54,173 You know how they say, "There's enough to go around for everybody"? 1009 01:19:56,125 --> 01:19:57,798 There isn't. 1010 01:19:59,378 --> 01:20:00,550 Give me the ticket. 1011 01:20:09,972 --> 01:20:13,693 Yeah, you know the thing about these folks? They never testify. 1012 01:20:16,895 --> 01:20:18,772 Who's to say you didn't lunge at me? 1013 01:20:21,233 --> 01:20:24,362 Give me the ticket. 1014 01:20:30,868 --> 01:20:32,666 What, is that your backup? 1015 01:20:35,247 --> 01:20:36,248 Yup. 1016 01:20:44,548 --> 01:20:45,765 Them, too. 1017 01:20:48,761 --> 01:20:50,434 Suck it, douche bag. 1018 01:20:51,096 --> 01:20:52,268 Get off me! 1019 01:20:54,725 --> 01:20:57,444 Stay the hell off me. I said stay away! 1020 01:21:23,796 --> 01:21:25,048 Sister Chen? 1021 01:21:26,256 --> 01:21:27,553 Delivery. 1022 01:21:37,142 --> 01:21:38,314 Oh, shit. 1023 01:21:45,943 --> 01:21:48,287 Yeah, what? What, huh? 1024 01:21:48,487 --> 01:21:51,036 I'm a cop, you zipperheads. What are you going to do? 1025 01:21:59,998 --> 01:22:01,170 What? 1026 01:22:02,918 --> 01:22:05,137 Wait a second. 1027 01:22:07,589 --> 01:22:09,557 Wait a second. I need a... 1028 01:22:17,015 --> 01:22:18,358 Okay. 1029 01:22:19,184 --> 01:22:23,360 Okay, just gimme a break. I need to think for a second. 1030 01:23:25,083 --> 01:23:26,130 Thank God. 1031 01:23:36,428 --> 01:23:37,930 Are you okay? 1032 01:24:04,748 --> 01:24:08,878 I'll still take 6th Avenue at rush hour over an office with a view. 1033 01:24:09,878 --> 01:24:13,428 Might have to put on the suit someday, but not yet. 1034 01:24:14,258 --> 01:24:17,808 Fixed gear, steel frame, no brakes. 1035 01:24:22,140 --> 01:24:23,141 Can't stop. 1036 01:24:26,311 --> 01:24:27,654 Don't want to, either. 1037 01:25:37,049 --> 01:25:38,517 Let's get this. 1038 01:25:38,675 --> 01:25:40,222 This is Joe's bike. 1039 01:25:40,385 --> 01:25:43,480 And that's where he ended up. 1040 01:25:43,639 --> 01:25:45,141 - That's rough. - This is cool. 1041 01:25:45,223 --> 01:25:47,567 I mean, kids, don't try this at home or nothing, but, like... 1042 01:25:47,643 --> 01:25:49,395 Seriously, let's get you to the hospital.