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Hey, it's Fred!
My life is a horror movie!
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It's so scary!
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I'm so scared!
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And you'll be, too,
once you hear about it.
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You'll be scared
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and scarred.
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Scare-arr-red!
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That's a new word I just made up,
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scared and scarred
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combined.
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Which is what you'll be.
I'm gonna go get a snack.
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Do you want to hear about it or not?
Meet me in the kitchen.
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Usually, I lead a very normal life,
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go to school, hang with friends,
see my girl.
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You remember Judy, right?
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Freddie
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Judy.
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Yeah, we broke up.
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Dumped her.
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- Don't go, Fred.
- I'm sorry, Judy, but
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I can't be tied down.
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Here's looking at you, kid.
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Well, we'll always have the party
where you threw up on me, Fred,
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now, won't we?
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Yeah, that's what happened.
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But she was the one to break up with me.
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Anyways,
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that wasn't the scary part.
My music teacher,
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Mrs. Felson.
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She is the best music teacher
to ever live on this earth.
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How was it?
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How was it, Mrs. Felson?
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Beautiful, Fred. Just lovely.
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Thank you.
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What?
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Thank you!
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Tarzan! Don't you play
with Mummy's hearing aid.
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But today, when I got to school,
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she had vanished.
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Disappeared.
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Gone without a trace.
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Mrs. Felson?
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Mrs. Felson?
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Mrs. Felson?
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Hello-ski.
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- Who are you?
- Well, who are you?
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I'm Fred.
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That tells me almost nothing.
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I'm a student here.
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I knew that.
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I was just kidding.
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It didn't seem like you were kidding.
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Or did it?
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I'm Mr. Devlin, the music teacher,
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and I want to help you
join the world with music.
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Music teacher?
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You like bulgogi?
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I don't know what that is!
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Where's Mrs. Felson?
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It was her time to move on.
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Bye-ski!
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He was so weird!
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But the horror didn't end there.
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Oh, my gammit, I wasn't expecting this
to be good, but it's amazing!
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You've gotta try this.
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Sorry.
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Anyway, I'm so scared about
what happened after school today.
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Someone followed me,
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a stalker!
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A really strange person.
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No,
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be quiet, it's okay, don't scream.
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Okay.
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Oh, my gammit! He's moving in next door!
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- Who?
- Mr. Devlin, the weird new...
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Hey, it's Fred! My life is a horror movie!
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It's so scary!
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I'm so scared!
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Now do you see why I was so scare-arr-red?
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This sandwich is really
making me feel better.
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Not totally, but, you know,
it's getting there.
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Why did he have
an umbrella in the daytime?
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I don't know. If I knew, I wouldn't
be scared, now would I?
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And why are you so scared?
He's just a teacher.
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He's responsible for
the disappearance of Mrs. Felson, Bertha!
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I think Mrs. Felson got fired.
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Yeah, I guess that could have happened,
except for the fact that it's impossible
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'cause she's
the best music teacher in the world.
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- In the whole planet.
- I get it, okay.
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There she is.
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- Mrs. Felson?
- No,
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that girl I was telling you about.
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She's following us.
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Yeah, she follows us every day.
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- Why didn't you tell me, Bertha!
- Because I didn't care.
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Why do you even think
that she's so obsessed with us?
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I don't know, ask her.
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- Or are you scared of her, too?
- No.
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Bertha, I am not scared of her.
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- Yeah, whatever.
- I'm not scared.
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- Excuse me.
- Hi!
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Yes, hello, why are you following me?
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- This is how I get to school.
- Really?
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Then why have I never seen you
walk this way to school then?
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Because I didn't start this school
until this year.
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My name's Talia.
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- I'm Fred...
- Fred.
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I know.
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- Well, we should get to school.
- Okie dokie.
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Everybody have fun tonight
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Won't everybody Wang Chung tonight
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I said, everybody have fun tonight
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She was actually really nice,
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and she knew my name.
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Stop. You're making me so jealous.
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Everybody Wang Chung tonight
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Bravo, Mr. Lebow. Bravo!
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You're definitely
benefiting from the private lessons.
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Yeah, but I was talented
already though, right?
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You know, Kevin is my little advertisement
for my lessons.
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But I was talented already.
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Be like Kevin. Join the world with music.
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Now, the piano recital is coming up,
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and we all know what a big,
big deal that is, don't we?
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A few lessons with me
and anyone will be ready for the recital.
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I'm going to kick some piano butt
at that recital.
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What's that even supposed to mean?
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It means you should shut up!
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All right, Kevin, why don't we give
somebody else a chance?
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Fred,
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- let's hear how your piece is coming.
- Okay, let's do it.
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A duel.
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Choose your weapon.
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Fine.
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Usually the bow comes after the piece.
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We do things a little bit different
around here.
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Okay, Fred, that was very interesting.
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What is the name of that piece?
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Für Elise.
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Doy-ta-doy, only the most famous
piece of music in the history of the world!
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I can see how you would think that.
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Well, not everybody is born
with natural talent.
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Yeah, like me.
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Well, just keep practicing.
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I mean, the guy has no ear for music talent,
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- obviously!
- Totally.
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I'm sure your piece was the best.
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I know, right? I mean,
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to think that someone like Kevin
is better than me,
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you have to be kidding me!
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He's terrible. You're great.
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Thank you. Well, we're here.
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Hey, do you like cookies?
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I made you a cookie in chemistry class.
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You make cookies in chemistry class?
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It's 100% chemicals.
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All right.
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Cool, that's really creative.
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Well, thank you for walking me
all the way home.
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You're welcome.
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Did that crow just...
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Talia?
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What the H-E double hockey sticks
is going on here?
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Is Talia imaginary? You saw her, right?
She's real, right?
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Oh, my gammit, what if Talia's a ghost?
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What's that noise?
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I am a ghost, Fred.
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But where are you from?
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I was born in ancient times,
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1986.
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So what happened to you?
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I loved to shop, so
I shopped till I dropped.
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Now, I am doomed to walk among the living
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until these fashionable shoes
go out of style.
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Those shoes are pretty swank.
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So you can actually die from shopping?
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My story should serve as a lesson.
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Always shop at a mall with a food court
so you won't starve.
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That's so tragic.
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I'm so sorry.
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I'm good.
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I'll get it.
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- Okay.
- Fred!
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Are you going to get the door... Doorbell?
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Sorry, Ghost Talia said she's getting it.
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Oh, my gosh. I wish I could afford
professional help for you.
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Janet.
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Hilda. What a
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- fun outfit for relaxing at home.
- I just came from work.
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My job.
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You've heard of those? You go out
and tell the world that you mean something?
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Well, my job is raising my family,
and it's a full-time job for me.
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- Hey there, Fred.
- Hi.
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You know, Kevin keeps mentioning
wanting a playdate with you.
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I did not say that ever!
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Hey, how's your husband?
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He's fine.
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As a matter of fact, it was his idea
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for me to invite you
to this little welcoming party
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we're having for the new music teacher,
Mr. Devlin, tonight.
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Kind of short notice, don't you think?
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I understand if you have plans!
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- We don't.
- Good!
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Good, great!
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7:00. Bye, Fred...
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I am not going to a party at Kevin's house.
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Fred, since your father left me,
it's been up to me to raise you on my own.
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And believe me,
I've enjoyed every minute of it.
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But with that comes a lot of sacrifice,
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and part of that sacrifice is
not getting invited to a lot of parties.
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So we're going.
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But Mom, it's at Kevin's house, Mom!
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- Kevin's house!
- Wear something nice.
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Oh, my gammit!
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A party at the lair of
my arch enemy's house!
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And for some creepy guy who's clearly out
to destroy my musical confidence.
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What am I gonna do?
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You're gonna go,
that's what you're gonna do.
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- Dad!
- You're gonna go,
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find out everything
there is to know about this guy.
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He's a wrong dude, I can feel it.
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I knew it! That's just what I was thinking!
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This cottage cheese is also wrong.
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- Throw it out.
- Okay.
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You get a full report,
and you get back to me.
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- Where will you be?
- Right here.
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Wait, wait, Dad!
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You can't see me!
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Yeah, I can.
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All right, what do you want?
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Actually, I was thirsty.
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- There you go.
- Sunny D! All right!
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- Thanks, Dad.
- Don't litter.
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Stand up straight and don't steal anything.
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- Mom, I never steal.
- That's good. You're good.
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You're a good boy, Fred.
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...tonight
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Won't everybody have fun tonight
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I said, everybody have fun tonight
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Will everybody Wang Chung tonight
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I said, everybody Wang Chung tonight
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Oh, my God!
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Wasn't he amazing?
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Isn't he incredible!
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You're so good. You're so good!
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His piano has improved so much
since taking lessons from you.
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Well, thank you. I had a lot to work with,
he has a lot of raw talent.
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You taught him that? That is unbelievable.
So much talent to teach young kids.
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As a single person, I totally respect that.
Hi, I'm Hilda Figglehorn.
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Hello-ski, Jake Devlin.
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Hello-ski yourself!
You know my son, Ferdinand?
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I don't know if I do.
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Liar! You know me, you're my teacher.
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I'm just kidding, Ferd...
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- Oh, my gosh...
- Of course I do.
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That's too funny. You are too funny.
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- Isn't he too funny, Fred?
- Yeah,
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- he's way too funny.
- You must keep your wife in stitches.
258
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,050
No, no. I'm not married.
259
00:14:57,229 --> 00:14:58,218
What?
260
00:14:58,797 --> 00:14:59,923
A handsome man like yourself
261
00:14:59,999 --> 00:15:02,092
with the ability
to impart musical knowledge?
262
00:15:02,935 --> 00:15:06,769
How do you keep the women away?
There's no logical answer to that.
263
00:15:08,173 --> 00:15:09,162
Could I
264
00:15:10,442 --> 00:15:13,536
- get you a little drink?
- Yes.
265
00:15:15,147 --> 00:15:16,136
Okay, then.
266
00:15:17,216 --> 00:15:19,446
Hey, Wang Chung tonight.
267
00:15:23,188 --> 00:15:27,056
Nice hair, Kevin.
You know, you look like Robert Pattinson,
268
00:15:27,559 --> 00:15:29,083
if he were stupid!
269
00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:34,232
What are you doing in my house, Fred?
270
00:15:35,167 --> 00:15:38,034
I have to use the restroom.
Is this the restroom?
271
00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:39,092
You know what?
272
00:15:39,405 --> 00:15:41,430
I'm thinking,
I'm gonna kick you out of here, Fred.
273
00:15:41,507 --> 00:15:43,634
No. Because Kevin,
274
00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:46,303
I was invited to be here. I'm a partygoer.
275
00:15:46,378 --> 00:15:47,845
Therefore, you're my host.
276
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:51,875
So, if you wouldn't mind,
could you get me a Coke, please?
277
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:53,607
Kevin,
278
00:15:54,053 --> 00:15:55,748
are you being a good host?
279
00:15:59,024 --> 00:16:00,321
With a slice of lime.
280
00:16:02,761 --> 00:16:05,093
- Hey, Fred!
- Talia!
281
00:16:05,597 --> 00:16:07,565
I wasn't expecting to see you here.
282
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,498
But it's good, right?
283
00:16:10,269 --> 00:16:12,999
Yeah. What are you doing here?
284
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:16,036
I was bored up in my room.
285
00:16:16,108 --> 00:16:17,097
Hey, Figglehorn!
286
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,501
What are you doing talking to my sister?
287
00:16:20,212 --> 00:16:24,945
I'm not talking to your sister, Kevin,
I'm talking to Talia, who is your...
288
00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:27,379
Your sister?
289
00:16:28,287 --> 00:16:29,276
What?
290
00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:43,224
What is going on around here?
291
00:16:45,037 --> 00:16:48,029
The girl next door
292
00:16:48,307 --> 00:16:51,708
How did I miss her?
293
00:16:51,777 --> 00:16:54,371
It's just not fair!
294
00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:58,342
She's Kevin's sister
295
00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:01,182
My life is upside down.
296
00:17:02,554 --> 00:17:03,543
Dad!
297
00:17:03,655 --> 00:17:05,316
Dad, I need your help!
298
00:17:08,494 --> 00:17:09,483
Gammit!
299
00:17:10,229 --> 00:17:14,495
It's him! Ever since Mr. Devlin showed up,
everything got crazy!
300
00:17:16,668 --> 00:17:17,657
Wait a minute.
301
00:17:18,570 --> 00:17:20,970
There's something up with that man's name!
302
00:17:22,841 --> 00:17:24,502
If you switch around the letters,
303
00:17:25,077 --> 00:17:28,205
you get "devil" with an extra "N."
304
00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:29,711
Huh? You see what I'm saying?
305
00:17:30,482 --> 00:17:31,608
Pretty weird, right?
306
00:17:32,084 --> 00:17:33,073
Let's figure this out.
307
00:17:34,586 --> 00:17:36,281
Devlin.
308
00:17:37,489 --> 00:17:38,922
Devil, "N" devil!
309
00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:40,482
N-devil!
310
00:17:40,692 --> 00:17:42,023
Devlin!
311
00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:44,658
Devlin, N-devil, N-Devlin!
312
00:17:44,830 --> 00:17:46,058
N-devil, Devlin!
313
00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:48,730
Whatever! There's something there,
I'm gonna work on that.
314
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:53,266
That man is pure evil, and I know it!
I'm going to investigate.
315
00:17:53,539 --> 00:17:54,528
Tonight.
316
00:17:56,041 --> 00:17:58,669
Freddie
317
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:05,410
The middle of the night. Perfect!
Nobody's up this late.
318
00:18:11,156 --> 00:18:12,145
Magic.
319
00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:16,186
I'm still here, but you can't see me.
320
00:18:19,331 --> 00:18:23,461
Floating teeth, who's doing it? Look out!
321
00:19:07,713 --> 00:19:10,648
Oh, my gammit,
what was he burying in his backyard?
322
00:19:10,716 --> 00:19:14,777
And was that Mrs. Felson's cat?
Did he murder her for her cat?
323
00:19:14,853 --> 00:19:17,845
- Fred! Who are you talking to down there?
- No one.
324
00:19:19,191 --> 00:19:20,522
Geez, I'm starving.
325
00:19:21,293 --> 00:19:24,660
All that outdoor activity made me hungry
for a midnight snack,
326
00:19:24,963 --> 00:19:26,453
even though it's only ten to 11:00.
327
00:19:27,032 --> 00:19:30,160
I really do wonder,
why did he kill Mrs. Felson?
328
00:19:30,369 --> 00:19:34,499
Then again, I suppose the school
music teacher is a pretty prestigious job.
329
00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:39,976
So he probably wanted her position
as a cover-up for his nefarious acts.
330
00:19:42,614 --> 00:19:44,946
What is going on with my pancake?
331
00:19:53,458 --> 00:19:54,686
Mrs. Felson?
332
00:19:54,893 --> 00:19:57,987
- What?
- What are you doing in my pancake?
333
00:19:58,163 --> 00:20:02,224
Fred, I can't hear you,
but I need to warn you about Devlin.
334
00:20:02,467 --> 00:20:03,456
What?
335
00:20:03,569 --> 00:20:04,558
What?
336
00:20:04,636 --> 00:20:08,629
- What do you have to warn me about?
- I don't know what you're saying,
337
00:20:09,107 --> 00:20:11,974
but I need you to be careful of him.
338
00:20:12,077 --> 00:20:15,740
He's more than a music teacher. He's evil.
339
00:20:15,914 --> 00:20:19,850
- I knew it.
- Oh, dear, I have an itch. Gotta go.
340
00:20:22,354 --> 00:20:24,618
I'm not hungry for pancakes anymore.
341
00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:31,486
Yes, you got the last one!
You will not regret it, man.
342
00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:34,054
- I am so about the piano.
- This recital's gonna rock.
343
00:20:34,132 --> 00:20:35,656
Yeah, mostly because of me.
344
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:39,632
- He's controlling everyone!
- Who?
345
00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:41,865
Devlin! I mean, what's his game?
346
00:20:41,940 --> 00:20:46,206
He keeps saying "Join the world,"
like it's a different world or something.
347
00:20:46,278 --> 00:20:48,212
- Right.
- An alien world!
348
00:20:49,181 --> 00:20:51,547
He's an alien, Bertha. I know it!
349
00:20:51,617 --> 00:20:55,849
He's an alien sent from distant outer space
to control our minds.
350
00:20:56,221 --> 00:20:58,121
Well, you figured me out, Fred.
351
00:20:58,590 --> 00:20:59,614
I am an alien.
352
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,616
The leader of an advance team
353
00:21:01,693 --> 00:21:04,856
sent here to establish
a beachhead in your friendly town.
354
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:05,919
Devlin.
355
00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:08,194
I'm not Devlin.
356
00:21:08,467 --> 00:21:09,593
I'm...
357
00:21:12,671 --> 00:21:14,036
Mansquito
358
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:17,041
from the planet of Mansquitoes.
359
00:21:17,209 --> 00:21:19,769
I didn't know
mosquito heads looked like that!
360
00:21:20,045 --> 00:21:23,913
I know, right? And I'm, like, the best-looking
guy on the planet of Mansquitoes.
361
00:21:24,650 --> 00:21:25,639
You got anything to drink?
362
00:21:25,984 --> 00:21:27,611
Like all of your blood?
363
00:21:38,897 --> 00:21:39,886
Ready to go to class?
364
00:21:41,633 --> 00:21:42,964
That's a good suggestion.
365
00:21:46,405 --> 00:21:47,838
Excellent work.
366
00:21:47,906 --> 00:21:51,398
Keep practicing. All right, next victim.
367
00:21:52,210 --> 00:21:53,336
- Weird.
- What?
368
00:21:54,713 --> 00:21:55,737
You scared me.
369
00:21:55,814 --> 00:21:57,008
- Sorry.
- It's okay.
370
00:21:58,050 --> 00:22:01,076
So why didn't you tell me
you and Kevin were brother and sister?
371
00:22:01,420 --> 00:22:04,014
I thought you knew.
I've lived across from you my whole life.
372
00:22:04,690 --> 00:22:05,714
Really?
373
00:22:08,026 --> 00:22:09,220
Hi, I'm Fred.
374
00:22:20,138 --> 00:22:22,572
- Trick or treat!
- Hey, Figglehorn!
375
00:22:32,084 --> 00:22:34,416
Wow, I must have missed it somehow.
376
00:22:35,053 --> 00:22:38,648
But Talia, me and you,
this friendship thing we have going,
377
00:22:38,724 --> 00:22:41,352
I'm gonna have to end it
because your brother, Kevin,
378
00:22:41,426 --> 00:22:45,419
he's a total psycho! A total lunatic!
And he hates my guts!
379
00:22:46,098 --> 00:22:47,224
Yeah, but I don't.
380
00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:49,897
I like you, Fred.
381
00:22:50,302 --> 00:22:52,600
And I don't care what Kevin thinks.
382
00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:55,799
Okay. Well, see you tomorrow.
383
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:04,678
She likes me. I knew that.
384
00:23:05,417 --> 00:23:07,544
But I don't have time to indulge in romance.
385
00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:11,917
Everyone's taking piano lessons
from Mr. Devlin
386
00:23:11,990 --> 00:23:15,983
even though he is clearly,
clearly no judge of music talent.
387
00:23:18,096 --> 00:23:20,326
Geez! That's a little inappropriate,
388
00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:23,857
putting a vampire
on a children's cereal box, don't you think?
389
00:23:25,604 --> 00:23:26,593
Wait a minute,
390
00:23:26,872 --> 00:23:28,203
that's it!
391
00:23:28,273 --> 00:23:29,831
The umbrella in the sunlight,
392
00:23:29,975 --> 00:23:32,136
the burying stuff in his backyard,
393
00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:33,973
Kevin's new haircut!
394
00:23:34,346 --> 00:23:36,940
Mr. Devlin is a vampire!
395
00:23:37,015 --> 00:23:42,078
And vampires, they turn everyone else
they know into vampires, too!
396
00:23:57,068 --> 00:23:58,228
The gig is up, Fred.
397
00:24:00,906 --> 00:24:02,806
- You're outnumbered.
- Yeah.
398
00:24:03,341 --> 00:24:05,070
That might be true, Devlin.
399
00:24:05,143 --> 00:24:09,102
But I've got dancing pecs,
this mystical tattoo
400
00:24:09,481 --> 00:24:14,180
and weird techno music plays when
the wind flows through my fluffy hair.
401
00:24:18,156 --> 00:24:20,181
I don't see what that has to do
with anything.
402
00:24:20,392 --> 00:24:22,451
Yeah, besides, we have my sister.
403
00:24:24,529 --> 00:24:26,224
Surrender, Fred.
404
00:24:26,398 --> 00:24:29,595
Okay, I'll surrender. Not.
405
00:24:30,135 --> 00:24:31,124
Fred!
406
00:24:52,657 --> 00:24:53,851
Okay, I was panicked,
407
00:24:53,925 --> 00:24:57,622
but I did some research,
and I found some vampire fun facts.
408
00:24:57,996 --> 00:25:00,464
You can tell someone's a vampire
because they can't
409
00:25:00,532 --> 00:25:01,521
go in direct sunlight,
410
00:25:02,033 --> 00:25:03,523
they can't see their own reflection,
411
00:25:03,869 --> 00:25:05,359
and aside from crosses,
412
00:25:05,470 --> 00:25:06,767
they don't like silver,
413
00:25:06,838 --> 00:25:07,827
garlic,
414
00:25:07,906 --> 00:25:10,204
and most importantly,
415
00:25:10,275 --> 00:25:14,336
they cannot come into your house
unless you invite them in.
416
00:25:14,613 --> 00:25:17,047
Fred, get the door, it's my date!
417
00:25:17,616 --> 00:25:19,516
So until I figure out what to do with him,
418
00:25:19,584 --> 00:25:22,712
I'll be completely safe from Devlin
in my home
419
00:25:22,787 --> 00:25:24,687
where he'll never be invited!
420
00:25:27,826 --> 00:25:28,815
Hello-ski.
421
00:25:32,998 --> 00:25:35,432
Is everything all right?
422
00:25:35,500 --> 00:25:37,559
Fred, invite Mr. Devlin in!
423
00:25:39,371 --> 00:25:40,360
Please
424
00:25:41,172 --> 00:25:42,161
come
425
00:25:42,974 --> 00:25:43,963
in.
426
00:25:46,578 --> 00:25:50,412
- Hello, Jake.
- Well, don't you look stunning.
427
00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:53,040
- Please, stop.
- No,
428
00:25:53,118 --> 00:25:55,518
you look beautiful,
and I need to let you know...
429
00:25:55,587 --> 00:25:56,918
She asked you to stop!
430
00:25:59,457 --> 00:26:04,087
Well, I thought we could walk
to a great little restaurant I know about.
431
00:26:04,162 --> 00:26:06,528
- Now, that sounds wonderful.
- Mom!
432
00:26:06,898 --> 00:26:08,195
You can't go,
433
00:26:08,633 --> 00:26:10,191
you didn't hire me a babysitter.
434
00:26:10,268 --> 00:26:12,168
Fred, I leave you alone
all the time, like every day.
435
00:26:12,237 --> 00:26:13,226
But tonight.
436
00:26:13,605 --> 00:26:15,539
Tonight, it's going to be dangerous.
437
00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:17,034
Don't wait up.
438
00:26:17,642 --> 00:26:18,973
I'll have you home by 8:30.
439
00:26:19,044 --> 00:26:22,343
Come on, let's not stop the party
before it even gets started.
440
00:26:23,181 --> 00:26:24,671
Put these in something moist.
441
00:26:27,886 --> 00:26:28,910
Bertha!
442
00:26:28,987 --> 00:26:31,080
- Fred...
- Okay, I've got an emergency.
443
00:26:31,156 --> 00:26:33,147
I'll pick you up in two minutes
on the Fred cycle.
444
00:26:35,126 --> 00:26:37,594
Hilda, I must say, that is
a fantastic outfit.
445
00:26:37,662 --> 00:26:39,960
Mr. Devlin, you make a
girl feel young again.
446
00:26:42,033 --> 00:26:44,365
- There they are.
- What's the big deal?
447
00:26:44,436 --> 00:26:46,631
- It's just a date.
- With a vampire!
448
00:26:46,705 --> 00:26:49,572
- That's how you become one.
- A vampire?
449
00:26:49,641 --> 00:26:53,099
I can't keep re-explaining things, Bertha,
I've had a lot on my mind!
450
00:26:53,278 --> 00:26:57,009
Especially since
Kevin's little sister is stalking me.
451
00:26:57,082 --> 00:26:59,277
- Stalking you? Give me a break.
- Yes.
452
00:27:00,251 --> 00:27:02,549
Girls like me, Bertha. I'm hot.
453
00:27:02,721 --> 00:27:06,555
- So, this is one of your main haunts, huh?
- Well, I've actually never been.
454
00:27:07,258 --> 00:27:08,885
- On a teacher's salary...
- Yeah,
455
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:11,690
you could probably afford
a lot nicer than this, huh?
456
00:27:11,763 --> 00:27:13,287
Actually, I was gonna say,
on a teacher's salary,
457
00:27:13,365 --> 00:27:14,764
I usually just eat toast.
458
00:27:14,833 --> 00:27:17,233
Yes. You probably do.
459
00:27:17,502 --> 00:27:18,560
Duck!
460
00:27:22,607 --> 00:27:24,074
Hey, what's up with the huffing and puffing?
461
00:27:24,142 --> 00:27:26,007
It's hard to pedal with
all this extra weight.
462
00:27:26,311 --> 00:27:28,074
Well, maybe
you shouldn't have brought this!
463
00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:31,480
It's for parking, Bertha. My kickstand broke!
464
00:27:31,549 --> 00:27:33,210
Now, wrap it around the pole, would ya!
465
00:27:33,952 --> 00:27:35,249
What are we gonna do? I mean,
466
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:37,584
we walk in like this, they'll recognize us.
467
00:27:40,525 --> 00:27:41,890
- I have an idea.
- Okay.
468
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:42,949
Come on!
469
00:27:46,698 --> 00:27:47,687
Wait here.
470
00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:52,163
There you are!
471
00:27:52,237 --> 00:27:54,728
- You're late.
- What are you talking about?
472
00:27:54,806 --> 00:27:56,296
Put this on and get on the grill.
473
00:27:56,808 --> 00:27:58,503
But I'm too young to have a job.
474
00:27:58,576 --> 00:28:00,066
Yeah? Me, too!
475
00:28:01,346 --> 00:28:03,746
Delmar, your trainee is finally here.
476
00:28:04,482 --> 00:28:05,471
Hey.
477
00:28:07,352 --> 00:28:08,580
How are you doing today?
478
00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:10,519
Fries are done. Come on, let's go.
479
00:28:10,822 --> 00:28:11,811
Merci beaucoup.
480
00:28:12,223 --> 00:28:13,247
Fancy.
481
00:28:13,558 --> 00:28:16,391
You certainly know
how to show a girl a good time.
482
00:28:16,461 --> 00:28:17,928
Well, I looked at a website.
483
00:28:18,163 --> 00:28:20,757
And the perks just keep coming. Thank you.
484
00:28:20,832 --> 00:28:22,561
- Thank you.
- Cheers, madam.
485
00:28:24,636 --> 00:28:26,126
My damn foot's stuck in the door.
486
00:28:28,406 --> 00:28:31,273
What I like to put on my fries
is melted cheese.
487
00:28:31,976 --> 00:28:33,307
One chef to another.
488
00:28:33,578 --> 00:28:34,738
Yeah, you mean cheese fries?
489
00:28:35,780 --> 00:28:37,680
Are you trying to steal my recipe?
490
00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:41,417
Look, kid, I'm a professional, all right?
I don't need to steal your recipe.
491
00:28:42,020 --> 00:28:43,885
You should keep an open mind, sir,
492
00:28:44,022 --> 00:28:46,650
because you might
learn something from me.
493
00:28:47,826 --> 00:28:50,693
I can make "anything" taste good.
494
00:28:51,129 --> 00:28:52,118
Anything, huh?
495
00:28:52,530 --> 00:28:53,588
Anything!
496
00:28:54,199 --> 00:28:55,188
Yeah?
497
00:28:57,936 --> 00:29:00,803
- What about my sock?
- Yeah.
498
00:29:00,939 --> 00:29:02,839
What about that, man?
What about his sock, huh?
499
00:29:04,175 --> 00:29:05,164
You are so on.
500
00:29:25,029 --> 00:29:26,018
Just kidding.
501
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:37,467
- That's good.
- Refreshing.
502
00:29:37,542 --> 00:29:40,602
I've become something of a water snob,
and that is really dynamite.
503
00:29:40,678 --> 00:29:42,839
Good evening, can I take your order?
504
00:29:42,914 --> 00:29:43,972
Yes, I'm gonna have the...
505
00:29:44,716 --> 00:29:46,411
Oh, my gosh, have I met you before?
506
00:29:46,851 --> 00:29:48,045
Do I know you?
507
00:29:48,753 --> 00:29:52,120
I don't know, I'm here all the time,
just taking extra shifts.
508
00:29:52,991 --> 00:29:56,119
You look just like a girl in my class.
509
00:29:59,130 --> 00:30:01,724
You're probably
mistaking me for my daughter!
510
00:30:02,767 --> 00:30:05,201
That's flattering. No, no, I'm
511
00:30:05,837 --> 00:30:07,327
Danitra.
512
00:30:07,906 --> 00:30:09,840
No, it's just that you look precisely...
513
00:30:09,908 --> 00:30:11,170
I got lots of tables here...
514
00:30:11,276 --> 00:30:12,607
Right, right, okay.
515
00:30:13,077 --> 00:30:14,339
Hildegard?
516
00:30:14,412 --> 00:30:15,936
I'm just gonna have the fish, grilled.
517
00:30:16,014 --> 00:30:17,948
I'm not really much of an eater.
518
00:30:18,016 --> 00:30:19,005
But you are a catch.
519
00:30:20,051 --> 00:30:23,543
I will have the T-bone steak.
520
00:30:24,322 --> 00:30:25,755
Extra, extra rare.
521
00:30:26,858 --> 00:30:29,418
- So, like, super rare.
- Like
522
00:30:30,662 --> 00:30:31,651
bloody.
523
00:30:33,798 --> 00:30:35,732
And hold the garlic fries, please.
524
00:30:37,135 --> 00:30:38,466
You don't like garlic?
525
00:30:39,404 --> 00:30:41,872
Well, I'm on a date
with an attractive, young lady.
526
00:30:42,407 --> 00:30:43,738
You.
527
00:31:00,191 --> 00:31:01,556
I need a fish, grilled,
528
00:31:01,693 --> 00:31:04,218
and a T-bone steak, extra rare.
529
00:31:04,529 --> 00:31:05,518
In fact,
530
00:31:06,264 --> 00:31:07,288
bloody.
531
00:31:07,365 --> 00:31:09,128
- Did he order that?
- He did.
532
00:31:09,801 --> 00:31:11,792
And he also said, "Hold the garlic fries."
533
00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:13,565
- O-M-G, are you serious?
- Yup.
534
00:31:14,706 --> 00:31:15,764
Your sock is dripping.
535
00:31:17,742 --> 00:31:19,300
You've got to get back out there, Bertha.
536
00:31:19,744 --> 00:31:21,336
- What do you want me to do?
- Eavesdrop!
537
00:31:21,412 --> 00:31:24,040
I don't know! I mean,
you might find a clue to his master plan.
538
00:31:26,784 --> 00:31:28,877
Hey, why are you so worried, huh?
539
00:31:29,220 --> 00:31:32,121
- My mom's on a date with a vampire!
- A vampire?
540
00:31:39,097 --> 00:31:40,496
That was scrumptious.
541
00:31:42,267 --> 00:31:43,256
Want to hear the specials?
542
00:31:43,468 --> 00:31:44,901
- Sure.
- My father was in the army...
543
00:31:44,969 --> 00:31:45,958
We don't have any specials.
544
00:31:46,337 --> 00:31:49,864
...so we moved around a lot.
- That must have been really difficult...
545
00:31:50,108 --> 00:31:52,406
- I'll have a grilled ham and cheese...
- Not so loud.
546
00:31:53,044 --> 00:31:54,909
Let me hear about you. It can't be easy...
547
00:31:54,979 --> 00:31:56,446
I'll have the grilled ham and cheese.
548
00:31:56,514 --> 00:31:57,572
It wasn't easy at all,
549
00:31:57,649 --> 00:31:59,412
and sometimes I can't...
550
00:31:59,484 --> 00:32:01,714
I'll have a grilled ham and...
551
00:32:01,786 --> 00:32:03,549
I mean, the kid sucks the life out of you.
552
00:32:03,621 --> 00:32:04,849
I mean, you know.
You're with kids every day...
553
00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:06,390
And a side of fries.
554
00:32:06,457 --> 00:32:08,357
Actually, they make me feel young.
555
00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:11,560
I guess I suck the life
out of those kids, huh?
556
00:32:13,331 --> 00:32:15,060
They need to order.
557
00:32:27,745 --> 00:32:29,679
So, how does it taste?
558
00:32:31,249 --> 00:32:32,238
Like a sock.
559
00:32:33,685 --> 00:32:35,152
But is it good?
560
00:32:36,688 --> 00:32:37,677
For a sock.
561
00:32:39,390 --> 00:32:43,451
Well, what did I tell you?
I can make anything taste good.
562
00:32:43,528 --> 00:32:45,018
Fred! Fred.
563
00:32:45,897 --> 00:32:47,023
They're leaving, we gotta go.
564
00:32:47,098 --> 00:32:48,963
- What did you hear?
- Well, I...
565
00:32:49,834 --> 00:32:52,302
I think he said
he's gonna suck the life out of the kids.
566
00:32:54,105 --> 00:32:55,402
- Are you serious?
- Come on.
567
00:32:58,643 --> 00:33:01,134
- He is a bad tipper.
- I should get some of that.
568
00:33:01,212 --> 00:33:02,236
There's hardly any here.
569
00:33:02,380 --> 00:33:04,541
I'm responsible for cooking my mom's fish.
570
00:33:05,083 --> 00:33:06,311
You deep fried a sock.
571
00:33:06,517 --> 00:33:09,782
While supervising
the grilling of my mom's fish.
572
00:33:09,954 --> 00:33:12,081
Fine! Here.
573
00:33:12,323 --> 00:33:13,312
Thank you.
574
00:33:13,391 --> 00:33:16,053
Now, how are we gonna get home
before they do?
575
00:33:16,127 --> 00:33:17,389
The back way.
576
00:33:19,197 --> 00:33:21,722
I never should have eaten
that brownie à la mode.
577
00:33:21,799 --> 00:33:25,735
- I'm trying to keep my girlish figure.
- I admire a woman with a hearty appetite.
578
00:33:25,837 --> 00:33:27,134
You're too kind.
579
00:33:29,273 --> 00:33:32,242
- Come on, almost there.
- You know, I'm not that heavy.
580
00:33:32,577 --> 00:33:33,942
And stop.
581
00:33:34,012 --> 00:33:36,776
All right, I'm gonna park
the Fred cycle here overnight, okay?
582
00:33:37,181 --> 00:33:38,876
Aren't you worried people will talk?
583
00:33:39,484 --> 00:33:40,473
About what?
584
00:33:40,585 --> 00:33:41,643
About your bike
585
00:33:43,354 --> 00:33:45,185
being parked in my driveway.
586
00:33:46,891 --> 00:33:47,880
What would they say?
587
00:33:49,260 --> 00:33:50,249
Never mind.
588
00:33:51,229 --> 00:33:53,356
- Get going, just go, go.
- Okay, bye.
589
00:33:55,967 --> 00:33:57,958
Well, I had a lovely time.
590
00:33:59,470 --> 00:34:02,098
Do you wanna come in
for a cup of coffee, tea, me?
591
00:34:02,707 --> 00:34:03,833
Just kidding.
592
00:34:05,977 --> 00:34:06,966
Well, Hilda,
593
00:34:07,445 --> 00:34:09,037
I have some things to do tonight,
594
00:34:09,113 --> 00:34:12,207
and tomorrow, it's off to work.
595
00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:14,044
Right, of course.
596
00:34:14,952 --> 00:34:15,941
Good night.
597
00:34:25,263 --> 00:34:27,197
Good night, sweet prince.
598
00:34:28,399 --> 00:34:29,388
Freddie,
599
00:34:30,368 --> 00:34:31,392
what are you doing?
600
00:34:32,437 --> 00:34:35,895
I'm just reading about 99 ways
to please your man.
601
00:34:36,374 --> 00:34:39,639
Seems like a lot.
Anyways, how was your date?
602
00:34:40,278 --> 00:34:41,575
It was wonderful.
603
00:34:42,413 --> 00:34:45,905
What a gentleman he is.
He paid for my dinner, Freddie.
604
00:34:46,317 --> 00:34:48,877
I don't deserve him and yet I do.
605
00:34:50,588 --> 00:34:51,987
What are you doing?
606
00:34:52,356 --> 00:34:54,824
Just making sure he didn't leave any marks.
607
00:34:55,493 --> 00:34:59,896
He's a nice man, Freddie.
He's very interested in you.
608
00:35:00,131 --> 00:35:02,656
Me? He asked questions about me?
609
00:35:02,733 --> 00:35:03,825
Yes!
610
00:35:04,602 --> 00:35:06,593
You didn't answer them, did you?
611
00:35:06,671 --> 00:35:09,231
Yes, I lied and said that you were sane!
612
00:35:10,508 --> 00:35:11,532
Good night.
613
00:35:12,810 --> 00:35:14,277
Hey, how was the fish?
614
00:35:14,846 --> 00:35:15,835
Horrible.
615
00:35:16,180 --> 00:35:17,613
I just ordered it to be ladylike.
616
00:35:19,016 --> 00:35:21,450
Wait, how did you know that I ordered fish?
617
00:35:22,787 --> 00:35:25,221
I have mental tilapia.
618
00:35:28,126 --> 00:35:29,115
Good night.
619
00:35:30,962 --> 00:35:33,522
I've really got to keep any eye
on that Devlin guy.
620
00:35:33,598 --> 00:35:35,896
My mom, she told me he's interested in me.
621
00:35:36,134 --> 00:35:38,796
I guess he's been asking
questions about me and stuff.
622
00:35:39,403 --> 00:35:41,371
But anyway, I read online,
623
00:35:41,439 --> 00:35:44,738
vampires, they do all of their dirty work
in the nighttime.
624
00:35:44,809 --> 00:35:48,939
So this is the only time of the day that
I'm gonna be able to catch him in the act.
625
00:36:09,567 --> 00:36:11,762
Is that Mrs. Felson's jacket?
626
00:36:18,009 --> 00:36:19,067
Gammit!
627
00:36:19,844 --> 00:36:22,608
He saw me! I gotta get out of here.
628
00:36:25,316 --> 00:36:27,147
Dad! I need your help.
629
00:36:27,218 --> 00:36:29,914
Well, that's no coincidence, Son,
because I need your help.
630
00:36:30,188 --> 00:36:31,314
- Really?
- Yes.
631
00:36:31,489 --> 00:36:33,753
We gotta face this enemy together. Let's go!
632
00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:35,216
Okay.
633
00:36:37,428 --> 00:36:40,022
Now entering the arena,
634
00:36:40,398 --> 00:36:42,628
the reigning Tag Team Champions,
635
00:36:42,700 --> 00:36:49,697
Fred Figglehorn
and his father, Dad Figglehorn!
636
00:36:58,583 --> 00:36:59,607
Let's go!
637
00:37:18,336 --> 00:37:22,898
Now, the champs must face
their deadliest opponents yet,
638
00:37:22,974 --> 00:37:25,101
the masked vampire,
639
00:37:26,711 --> 00:37:29,009
Mr. Devlin!
640
00:37:29,547 --> 00:37:35,611
And his undead partner, Kevin!
641
00:37:41,659 --> 00:37:44,685
- Oh, my gammit!
- They're vampires, Son.
642
00:37:45,196 --> 00:37:49,098
In the words of Vince McMahon,
"Expect the unexpected."
643
00:37:49,634 --> 00:37:51,226
Oh, my gammit!
644
00:38:02,980 --> 00:38:06,541
No human is a match
for the strength of the undead.
645
00:38:07,051 --> 00:38:09,849
- Except a WWE Superstar.
- I was going to say that.
646
00:38:10,087 --> 00:38:12,521
If you'd let me finish, that was going to be
the end of my sentence.
647
00:38:12,757 --> 00:38:13,883
I'm sorry, I cut you off.
648
00:38:13,958 --> 00:38:15,152
- You're what?
- I'm sorry.
649
00:38:15,493 --> 00:38:18,690
Well, you don't sound like you mean it,
so apology not accepted!
650
00:38:30,374 --> 00:38:31,363
Figglehorn!
651
00:38:33,944 --> 00:38:35,104
Please don't bite my neck!
652
00:38:35,813 --> 00:38:37,508
- I'm not gonna bite you!
- You aren't?
653
00:38:37,848 --> 00:38:39,475
No, that's disgusting!
654
00:38:39,550 --> 00:38:41,381
The other vampires
would think we're dating.
655
00:38:41,452 --> 00:38:43,750
I just thought
you wanted to turn me undead.
656
00:38:43,821 --> 00:38:46,722
No, someone else could do it.
I just want you dead!
657
00:38:46,791 --> 00:38:47,883
Well, that's a relief!
658
00:38:55,399 --> 00:38:56,388
Good job, Son.
659
00:38:56,534 --> 00:38:58,092
Thanks. Look out behind you.
660
00:39:11,082 --> 00:39:16,850
Two, three, four, five, six,
seven, eight, nine, ten!
661
00:39:26,997 --> 00:39:31,195
What? Well, I better get to bed.
662
00:39:31,268 --> 00:39:32,496
I have school tomorrow.
663
00:39:43,881 --> 00:39:46,941
I'm more convinced than ever
that he's a vampire!
664
00:39:47,017 --> 00:39:49,349
- Come on, Fred.
- Did you hear him?
665
00:39:49,487 --> 00:39:52,251
He said he was going to
suck the life out of those kids.
666
00:39:52,323 --> 00:39:55,759
Yeah, I heard him,
but I'm sure he meant something else.
667
00:39:55,860 --> 00:39:56,849
Hey, Fred.
668
00:39:57,361 --> 00:40:00,125
I'm gonna need some of your blood.
You too, Bertha.
669
00:40:00,731 --> 00:40:02,596
I stand corrected.
670
00:40:02,666 --> 00:40:05,999
What makes you think
we'd give you any of our blood, Mr. Devlin?
671
00:40:07,071 --> 00:40:08,060
For the blood drive.
672
00:40:09,407 --> 00:40:11,841
I'm gonna get a pint of blood
from each of the kids.
673
00:40:12,510 --> 00:40:15,968
- Kevin gave a pint this morning.
- Yup and I feel great.
674
00:40:16,380 --> 00:40:17,813
Well, you look terrible.
675
00:40:18,682 --> 00:40:20,411
Yeah? Well, I look better than you!
676
00:40:21,519 --> 00:40:23,487
I highly doubt that, stupid!
677
00:40:23,554 --> 00:40:25,522
You know, it's a great thing
that Kevin's done.
678
00:40:26,056 --> 00:40:28,354
He's given the gift of life
to someone who needs it.
679
00:40:29,059 --> 00:40:31,027
Kind of like a vampire, if you ask me.
680
00:40:31,729 --> 00:40:36,132
- Well, vampires need to live, too, Fred.
- No, they don't,
681
00:40:36,634 --> 00:40:39,467
- they're dead already.
- That's where you're wrong, Fred.
682
00:40:40,004 --> 00:40:42,438
Vampires are undead.
683
00:40:46,377 --> 00:40:48,436
Well, enough joking around,
I have to get going.
684
00:40:48,512 --> 00:40:50,537
I'll see you guys later
when I take your blood.
685
00:40:51,348 --> 00:40:53,282
Bertha, I met your mother last night.
686
00:40:53,350 --> 00:40:55,716
She is a wonderful, wonderful waitress.
687
00:40:56,821 --> 00:40:58,721
Maybe next time, you give her a better tip.
688
00:41:03,594 --> 00:41:06,757
The recital is tonight,
and everyone's gonna be there.
689
00:41:06,831 --> 00:41:10,961
- I know, isn't it exciting?
- It's scary, is what it is.
690
00:41:11,035 --> 00:41:14,027
I know, I know,
totally scary in an exciting way.
691
00:41:14,104 --> 00:41:15,401
Hey, I wanna show you something.
692
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:16,966
I made these hand puppets.
693
00:41:17,408 --> 00:41:19,239
Hi, Fred. I'm Talia.
694
00:41:19,977 --> 00:41:22,036
Hi, Talia. I'm Fred.
695
00:41:22,446 --> 00:41:24,346
I like you, Fred.
696
00:41:24,849 --> 00:41:27,613
I'm not sure I'm ready to say
how I feel about you yet, Talia.
697
00:41:27,952 --> 00:41:31,149
That's okay, even though
I already opened myself up to you.
698
00:41:32,957 --> 00:41:33,946
That's nice.
699
00:41:35,459 --> 00:41:38,155
Talia, hurry up! Mr. Devlin is waiting!
700
00:41:43,534 --> 00:41:45,161
I hope you're not mad I'm taking lessons.
701
00:41:45,736 --> 00:41:46,828
Was that the puppet talking?
702
00:41:47,104 --> 00:41:48,093
Okay, bye.
703
00:41:49,974 --> 00:41:51,066
Puppet cooties.
704
00:41:55,279 --> 00:41:57,611
Talia's under his spell, too!
705
00:41:57,715 --> 00:41:59,080
Which in some ways is okay
706
00:41:59,216 --> 00:42:01,707
because she's kind of creeping me out,
but still,
707
00:42:01,886 --> 00:42:04,855
- what's happening?
- He's taking control of your life!
708
00:42:04,955 --> 00:42:05,944
That's what's happening!
709
00:42:07,391 --> 00:42:09,985
- Dad.
- And you've got to do something about it.
710
00:42:10,794 --> 00:42:11,783
Cripes, Dad.
711
00:42:11,862 --> 00:42:12,851
Language.
712
00:42:13,063 --> 00:42:14,052
What should I do?
713
00:42:14,632 --> 00:42:16,930
I'd light some scented candles,
maybe breathe through a damp cloth.
714
00:42:17,167 --> 00:42:18,794
No, I'm talking about Devlin!
715
00:42:19,270 --> 00:42:20,328
You're gonna suck his blood!
716
00:42:20,771 --> 00:42:22,830
Suck his blood before he sucks yours.
717
00:42:22,940 --> 00:42:23,929
Grab his head like this,
718
00:42:24,208 --> 00:42:25,732
turn his neck sideways like this!
719
00:42:31,649 --> 00:42:36,780
And then, you bite his neck and drink
that blood, that warm, thick, gooey blood.
720
00:42:36,921 --> 00:42:40,618
You got to gulp it down,
like some red hot motor oil milkshake.
721
00:42:40,858 --> 00:42:42,689
I mean, you got to drink
so much of that blood
722
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:45,388
that it smells like a hospital
and tastes like a dentist.
723
00:42:46,130 --> 00:42:48,758
Fred? Fred?
724
00:42:48,832 --> 00:42:52,324
- Sorry, I passed out.
- It's okay. Where was I?
725
00:42:53,470 --> 00:42:57,372
Yeah, smells like a hospital
and tastes like a dentist.
726
00:42:57,441 --> 00:43:00,535
Fred, Fred. Wake up!
727
00:43:01,779 --> 00:43:02,939
You've got to prepare yourself.
728
00:43:03,013 --> 00:43:05,607
First of all, vampires
hate baseball players,
729
00:43:05,683 --> 00:43:08,243
so we got to find a bunch
of baseball players to help us out.
730
00:43:08,319 --> 00:43:10,014
Yeah. Wait, what?
731
00:43:10,854 --> 00:43:13,414
Vampires are always yelling
at baseball players.
732
00:43:14,892 --> 00:43:16,985
I think you're thinking of umpires, Dad.
733
00:43:19,630 --> 00:43:21,495
I still think a baseball player
may be of some use to us.
734
00:43:21,565 --> 00:43:22,554
Okay.
735
00:43:22,633 --> 00:43:24,965
All right, listen, you've gotta take
this guy on in public,
736
00:43:25,035 --> 00:43:26,161
that way he's got no place to hide.
737
00:43:26,236 --> 00:43:28,670
The recital's tonight,
and everyone's gonna be there.
738
00:43:28,739 --> 00:43:29,763
That's the field of battle.
739
00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:31,432
That's where he's going to turn everybody
into vampires!
740
00:43:31,675 --> 00:43:35,133
And that's where I'm gonna take
a wooden stake and drive it into his heart!
741
00:43:35,913 --> 00:43:38,711
Wait, you...
You're not really gonna stab him, are you?
742
00:43:39,249 --> 00:43:41,740
- Well, yeah, he's a vampire, Dad.
- Good!
743
00:43:42,886 --> 00:43:44,513
Just try not to get
any blood on your shirt, okay?
744
00:43:44,855 --> 00:43:46,322
- Okay.
- Now, go.
745
00:43:46,790 --> 00:43:47,916
Gather your forces!
746
00:43:49,860 --> 00:43:52,988
- Take this, it will make you go faster.
- Okay. Thanks, Dad.
747
00:44:11,081 --> 00:44:14,244
Bertha! Bertha! Bertha!
748
00:44:14,385 --> 00:44:16,683
It's the recital, that's where he's...
749
00:44:18,355 --> 00:44:19,447
Hello-ski!
750
00:44:21,425 --> 00:44:24,519
- You're taking lessons?
- My mom's making me do it.
751
00:44:24,762 --> 00:44:25,922
It's no big deal.
752
00:44:26,196 --> 00:44:29,222
It's a very big deal. She's very talented.
753
00:44:30,567 --> 00:44:32,194
Join the world, Fred.
754
00:44:39,009 --> 00:44:40,101
I'm alone!
755
00:44:40,277 --> 00:44:44,407
Everybody else has joined his evil world!
756
00:44:44,481 --> 00:44:48,212
He crept into every corner of my life
and took over!
757
00:44:48,285 --> 00:44:51,083
Now, I've got to take him on all by myself.
758
00:44:51,922 --> 00:44:54,322
First, I'll need a cross,
759
00:44:54,391 --> 00:44:55,915
a really big cross.
760
00:44:58,996 --> 00:45:00,395
What are you doing?
761
00:45:02,232 --> 00:45:05,099
Derf! What are you doing here?
762
00:45:05,169 --> 00:45:07,103
There's a question already on the table.
763
00:45:07,504 --> 00:45:10,667
I'm using this cross against a vampire.
Do you want to help?
764
00:45:11,175 --> 00:45:14,269
- No.
- Okay. So...
765
00:45:14,344 --> 00:45:15,868
How've you been, Derf?
766
00:45:16,213 --> 00:45:18,511
You know, I've been pretty chilled.
767
00:45:19,216 --> 00:45:20,205
Is that good?
768
00:45:21,051 --> 00:45:22,848
- It's tight.
- Is that good?
769
00:45:23,020 --> 00:45:24,453
- On point.
- Is that good?
770
00:45:24,521 --> 00:45:28,423
- It's off the chain, Fred.
- Derf! Just tell me! Are you okay?
771
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:30,993
- Yeah.
- Okay.
772
00:45:31,562 --> 00:45:33,223
You know that's not a real cross, right?
773
00:45:33,297 --> 00:45:35,697
I know, but it'll do, I think.
774
00:45:35,966 --> 00:45:38,196
How do you know? Are you a vampire?
775
00:45:38,268 --> 00:45:40,133
No. I've been reading about them online.
776
00:45:40,804 --> 00:45:43,864
No one's ever learned how to kill a vampire
from the Internet.
777
00:45:43,974 --> 00:45:46,306
Well, it looks like I'll be the first, then.
778
00:45:46,977 --> 00:45:48,342
- You should probably go.
- Yeah.
779
00:45:48,612 --> 00:45:52,070
- I've got to stop this vampire.
- And there's a cop car.
780
00:45:52,149 --> 00:45:53,844
It's illegal to steal signs, Fred.
781
00:46:01,158 --> 00:46:04,389
Hello, hello. You look so hungry.
782
00:46:04,895 --> 00:46:07,625
- Let me get you some food.
- I'll just have some garlic sauce.
783
00:46:07,965 --> 00:46:10,695
Garlic sauce?
All you gonna eat is garlic sauce?
784
00:46:10,768 --> 00:46:14,431
Yeah, can't you just get, like,
a big old bowl of garlic sauce, you know?
785
00:46:15,072 --> 00:46:16,061
No.
786
00:46:17,141 --> 00:46:19,666
Okay, well, do you have, like,
chicken with garlic sauce?
787
00:46:20,077 --> 00:46:22,170
- Yes.
- Okay, I'll have chicken with garlic sauce.
788
00:46:22,279 --> 00:46:23,906
- Okay.
- Just hold the chicken.
789
00:46:25,082 --> 00:46:27,607
- Why you need garlic sauce?
- To stop a vampire.
790
00:46:28,018 --> 00:46:30,646
- What's a vampire?
- It's like... You know, like a...
791
00:46:33,891 --> 00:46:36,655
- You vampire?
- No, no, I'm not a vampire.
792
00:46:36,727 --> 00:46:38,160
- But you know what...
- What's a vampire?
793
00:46:39,763 --> 00:46:43,494
Never mind. Anyways,
can I just get some garlic sauce, please?
794
00:46:43,567 --> 00:46:46,832
Yes, garlic sauce to go. Be right back.
795
00:46:49,139 --> 00:46:52,199
There's a weird kid here.
All he eats is garlic sauce.
796
00:46:53,043 --> 00:46:54,305
That would upset his stomach.
797
00:46:54,378 --> 00:46:57,108
- He scares me, he creep me out!
- I'll get the garlic sauce.
798
00:46:57,214 --> 00:46:59,182
No, no. I don't want to
be out here with him.
799
00:46:59,249 --> 00:47:01,012
Say hi to all the people.
800
00:47:01,351 --> 00:47:04,081
He freaks me out. I fear for my life.
801
00:47:09,359 --> 00:47:11,327
- Hey.
- Hi.
802
00:47:12,596 --> 00:47:14,530
- Fortune cookie?
- Okay.
803
00:47:15,399 --> 00:47:18,891
- Here's garlic sauce.
- How much will that cost, please?
804
00:47:18,969 --> 00:47:21,130
- On the house.
- Really?
805
00:47:21,872 --> 00:47:24,500
That's really nice of you guys,
you guys are good people.
806
00:47:24,575 --> 00:47:28,341
We very nice people. You tell friends.
But you please go now.
807
00:47:28,612 --> 00:47:29,601
Nice kid.
808
00:47:39,456 --> 00:47:41,287
I told you he's weird.
809
00:47:50,133 --> 00:47:52,727
There you are. What's all this stuff?
810
00:47:53,971 --> 00:47:55,233
It's supplies.
811
00:47:55,305 --> 00:47:58,001
But you're coming to the recital,
aren't you? It's very important to Jake.
812
00:47:58,375 --> 00:48:00,240
It's Jake now?
813
00:48:00,611 --> 00:48:02,841
It's always been Jake. We're adults.
814
00:48:02,913 --> 00:48:08,442
Well, don't you worry, I wouldn't miss
Jake's recital for the world.
815
00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:12,086
You know, you should really call him
Mr. Devlin. It's very disrespectful.
816
00:48:12,155 --> 00:48:14,817
What do you want me to call him?
I'm so confused, Mom!
817
00:48:14,892 --> 00:48:17,122
I just want you to be on
time for the recital.
818
00:48:18,595 --> 00:48:20,290
I'll be right on time.
819
00:48:21,365 --> 00:48:22,389
Why are you talking like that?
820
00:48:22,466 --> 00:48:24,696
Are you pretending you're in a movie
or something?
821
00:48:25,168 --> 00:48:26,157
No.
822
00:48:26,336 --> 00:48:29,032
All right, well, listen, you be a good boy,
and I'll see you at that recital.
823
00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:30,228
Bye.
824
00:48:42,419 --> 00:48:46,822
All right, Mr. Music Teacher,
time to give you a lesson.
825
00:48:47,024 --> 00:48:50,892
Everybody have fun tonight
826
00:48:51,795 --> 00:48:53,660
Back, foul beast!
827
00:48:54,498 --> 00:48:58,229
These people will not be your minions.
828
00:48:58,802 --> 00:49:00,326
Fred? What are you doing?
829
00:49:01,338 --> 00:49:04,068
- What do you have there?
- You'll find out soon enough.
830
00:49:04,374 --> 00:49:06,604
Freddie, come and sit down.
I saved you a seat.
831
00:49:06,677 --> 00:49:08,872
All your friends are here,
let's enjoy the recital.
832
00:49:09,079 --> 00:49:11,604
First of all, I don't have any friends, Mom.
833
00:49:12,149 --> 00:49:16,176
And second of all, that man is pure evil.
834
00:49:16,253 --> 00:49:19,620
Fred, don't be ridiculous.
You're being ridiculous.
835
00:49:19,723 --> 00:49:22,715
- He's being ridiculous.
- Yes, your mother is right, Fred.
836
00:49:22,993 --> 00:49:25,587
- You are being... What was that word again?
- Ridiculous.
837
00:49:25,662 --> 00:49:28,096
Ridiculous. Now, give me the water gun.
838
00:49:28,265 --> 00:49:32,031
First of all, this right
here isn't a water gun.
839
00:49:32,135 --> 00:49:37,232
It's a Master-Blaster, top-of-the-line
in liquid dispersal weaponry.
840
00:49:37,774 --> 00:49:40,004
And second of all, you'll get this
841
00:49:40,344 --> 00:49:43,609
over my dead, hot body!
842
00:49:44,748 --> 00:49:47,308
I'm just worried about your
personal safety, Fred.
843
00:49:47,551 --> 00:49:49,212
You could get hurt.
844
00:49:49,519 --> 00:49:53,455
Jake, I am so sorry. He hasn't been himself
since the day he was born.
845
00:49:53,557 --> 00:49:54,922
Step away, Mom.
846
00:49:55,592 --> 00:49:57,924
- Please.
- You're being ridiculous!
847
00:49:58,128 --> 00:49:59,117
Am I?
848
00:49:59,896 --> 00:50:02,330
Well, this might change your mind.
849
00:50:03,967 --> 00:50:06,697
Oh, my gosh! I look like crap.
850
00:50:07,437 --> 00:50:10,463
Hey, where's your... Where is...
851
00:50:12,275 --> 00:50:16,609
Everybody, stay where you are.
The recital is about to begin
852
00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:18,440
now.
853
00:50:35,265 --> 00:50:36,459
Garlic sauce!
854
00:50:36,733 --> 00:50:37,893
Kevin!
855
00:50:43,607 --> 00:50:44,631
Give me the water gun, Fred.
856
00:50:44,741 --> 00:50:46,299
It's a Master-Blaster.
857
00:50:46,843 --> 00:50:48,640
Fine, give me the Master-Blaster
858
00:50:48,712 --> 00:50:50,942
or Talia joins the undead.
859
00:50:52,182 --> 00:50:53,410
It's over, Fred.
860
00:50:54,317 --> 00:50:55,409
You've lost.
861
00:50:57,521 --> 00:50:59,716
Now, kick the water gun over to me.
862
00:50:59,790 --> 00:51:01,587
It's a Master-Blaster!
863
00:51:01,691 --> 00:51:04,717
Fine, Master-Blaster.
What is the difference?
864
00:51:04,895 --> 00:51:08,956
The difference is, Devlin,
that this is a water gun.
865
00:51:10,834 --> 00:51:12,062
Gammit.
866
00:51:14,071 --> 00:51:15,834
Attaboy, Freddie-boy!
867
00:51:15,906 --> 00:51:17,533
Fred, you saved me!
868
00:51:17,641 --> 00:51:21,236
- I did.
- My son. That's my only son.
869
00:51:24,014 --> 00:51:25,413
Sorry.
870
00:51:34,157 --> 00:51:36,489
Excellent job, Rebecca. Fantastic.
871
00:51:37,094 --> 00:51:38,789
Up next, we have Gulliver Mittens.
872
00:51:38,862 --> 00:51:40,159
Back, foul beast!
873
00:51:40,797 --> 00:51:43,994
These people will not be your minions!
874
00:51:45,869 --> 00:51:46,961
Okay.
875
00:51:47,037 --> 00:51:48,902
Figglehorn, will you get out of here, bro?
876
00:51:48,972 --> 00:51:50,997
No can do, Kevin.
877
00:51:51,074 --> 00:51:53,440
Okay, come on, Freddie, sit down.
I saved you a seat here.
878
00:51:53,510 --> 00:51:58,004
Calm down, everyone,
I'll keep you safe. I'm here to protect you.
879
00:51:58,515 --> 00:52:00,949
This garlic sauce will protect you.
880
00:52:01,751 --> 00:52:03,651
I am your savior.
881
00:52:06,723 --> 00:52:08,350
I'm here to save you guys.
882
00:52:11,294 --> 00:52:12,318
It burns!
883
00:52:12,395 --> 00:52:16,195
Did you hear that? He said it burns!
He's already a vampire!
884
00:52:16,266 --> 00:52:18,860
Don't worry, Talia. I'm here to protect you.
885
00:52:20,036 --> 00:52:21,594
Fred! Fred, stop it!
886
00:52:21,705 --> 00:52:23,036
Please, Hilda, do something!
887
00:52:23,106 --> 00:52:25,199
I hope it's not too late, Mom.
888
00:52:25,308 --> 00:52:27,833
- Fred, stop it, stop it! I'm sorry,
everybody. - I hope it's not too late.
889
00:52:27,944 --> 00:52:30,037
- Jake, I'm so sorry.
- Mom, he's a vampire!
890
00:52:30,113 --> 00:52:32,638
He is not a vampire, and you are going home
and I'm taking a bath.
891
00:52:33,216 --> 00:52:34,342
So sorry. Sorry.
892
00:52:39,923 --> 00:52:42,721
I smell like a used napkin
in a pizza parlor.
893
00:52:42,926 --> 00:52:44,655
I actually got it at the Chinese place.
894
00:52:44,794 --> 00:52:48,195
Actually, I don't care where you got it.
What the heck was that all about?
895
00:52:48,932 --> 00:52:51,662
- He's a vampire.
- He is not a vampire.
896
00:52:51,868 --> 00:52:53,631
Says the hypnotized woman.
897
00:52:54,704 --> 00:52:55,693
Thank you.
898
00:52:59,309 --> 00:53:00,298
They'll see.
899
00:53:02,512 --> 00:53:03,570
Hey, Talia.
900
00:53:06,783 --> 00:53:08,080
Nice talking to you.
901
00:53:08,852 --> 00:53:11,150
She's scared. Yeah.
902
00:53:11,354 --> 00:53:13,015
Why would she be scared, Bertha?
903
00:53:13,089 --> 00:53:17,116
I don't know, maybe 'cause a crazy person
sprayed garlic in her face yesterday.
904
00:53:17,227 --> 00:53:18,922
Oh, my gammit, who did that?
905
00:53:22,432 --> 00:53:25,697
Watch out, Figglehorn!
It's a flying vampire bat!
906
00:53:26,236 --> 00:53:28,136
Better protect yourself with garlic!
907
00:53:29,439 --> 00:53:31,464
- Get away!
- Everyone, stop!
908
00:53:32,309 --> 00:53:33,742
Diesel, put that away.
909
00:53:33,810 --> 00:53:36,244
- It's just water.
- It's still bad.
910
00:53:36,513 --> 00:53:39,380
- All of you, get to class.
- Yeah, you heard him.
911
00:53:40,250 --> 00:53:42,878
Now, Kevin. Fred, wait a minute.
912
00:53:44,054 --> 00:53:46,079
You obviously have the wrong impression
of me.
913
00:53:47,290 --> 00:53:48,780
So, you're not a vampire?
914
00:53:49,059 --> 00:53:51,459
Everyone knows
there's no such thing as vampires.
915
00:53:51,728 --> 00:53:53,161
That didn't answer my question.
916
00:53:53,964 --> 00:53:56,091
Listen, I'd like to invite you to dinner
917
00:53:56,967 --> 00:53:58,867
at my house tonight.
918
00:53:59,436 --> 00:54:01,961
What, so I can join your world?
919
00:54:02,172 --> 00:54:04,834
Yes. We need to get to know
each other better.
920
00:54:05,175 --> 00:54:06,699
Bury the hatchet, if you will.
921
00:54:07,911 --> 00:54:09,037
Did you hear that?
922
00:54:09,179 --> 00:54:13,081
He wants to bury the hatchet,
probably in my head!
923
00:54:13,416 --> 00:54:15,475
I'm going into the lion's den.
924
00:54:15,852 --> 00:54:17,820
The Devlin lion's den!
925
00:54:17,988 --> 00:54:19,785
I'm scared out of my mind!
926
00:54:20,223 --> 00:54:24,660
But this is the only chance I have
to convince everyone
927
00:54:24,794 --> 00:54:27,228
that Devlin, he is dangerous,
928
00:54:27,497 --> 00:54:29,431
and I'm bringing a secret weapon with me.
929
00:54:29,766 --> 00:54:30,790
This.
930
00:54:31,167 --> 00:54:36,230
As you know, I've always been pretty
Internet savvy, so what I'm gonna do
931
00:54:36,439 --> 00:54:40,876
is I'm going to transmit a live video feed
of my dinner at Mr. Devlin's.
932
00:54:43,046 --> 00:54:46,209
If he tries anything, and I mean anything,
933
00:54:46,449 --> 00:54:49,475
the whole world will see it on the website
934
00:54:49,853 --> 00:54:52,413
that devil is of the undead!
935
00:54:54,791 --> 00:54:58,852
Devlin. I meant to say Devlin.
Devil-n. Devil-n.
936
00:54:59,763 --> 00:55:00,787
N-devil.
937
00:55:01,831 --> 00:55:03,423
N-devil! Devlin!
938
00:55:04,567 --> 00:55:07,331
There's something with the name, I know it.
Just got to figure it out.
939
00:55:08,104 --> 00:55:11,039
Think. Think, Fred.
940
00:55:15,545 --> 00:55:16,534
I got it.
941
00:55:16,646 --> 00:55:20,013
If you combine Devil with Kevin,
942
00:55:20,617 --> 00:55:22,175
you get Devlin!
943
00:55:49,045 --> 00:55:50,273
Hello-ski, Fred.
944
00:55:52,282 --> 00:55:53,510
Welcome to my home.
945
00:55:54,217 --> 00:55:55,206
Hi.
946
00:55:57,721 --> 00:55:59,848
It's a pleasure to be here.
947
00:56:00,490 --> 00:56:03,584
You know, I was worried you might not
show up, but I'm glad you did.
948
00:56:03,927 --> 00:56:07,454
I have a special meal planned
that I'm very excited for you to try.
949
00:56:08,565 --> 00:56:10,829
It's a food I'm sure you've never
eaten before.
950
00:56:12,335 --> 00:56:13,324
Sounds good.
951
00:56:13,703 --> 00:56:16,501
But there are a few preparations
I need to make in the kitchen.
952
00:56:16,906 --> 00:56:18,567
Please make yourself at home.
953
00:56:24,347 --> 00:56:26,611
There's a letter in your mailbox.
954
00:56:28,017 --> 00:56:29,450
Figglehorn?
955
00:56:31,020 --> 00:56:32,351
What the heck is this?
956
00:56:32,822 --> 00:56:35,347
You know, Fred,
tonight is a bit of a celebration.
957
00:56:36,092 --> 00:56:37,354
Why is that?
958
00:56:37,927 --> 00:56:40,919
We collected over nine gallons of blood
at the blood drive.
959
00:56:41,398 --> 00:56:43,696
That's double the previous school record.
960
00:56:44,134 --> 00:56:45,692
That's a lot of blood.
961
00:56:45,769 --> 00:56:47,066
- Yeah.
- Diesel,
962
00:56:47,203 --> 00:56:49,535
you've got to watch Figglehorn's website
right now, man.
963
00:56:49,639 --> 00:56:51,129
I'm watching it, it's creeping me out.
964
00:56:53,042 --> 00:56:54,509
I'm handling my business in here.
965
00:56:55,478 --> 00:56:57,173
What are you gonna do with all that blood?
966
00:56:58,314 --> 00:56:59,372
What do you think?
967
00:57:03,520 --> 00:57:04,544
Okay, Fred.
968
00:57:06,956 --> 00:57:08,423
Time to dig up dinner.
969
00:57:10,026 --> 00:57:11,960
- You watching this?
- It's so scary.
970
00:57:12,996 --> 00:57:13,985
Okay.
971
00:57:14,464 --> 00:57:17,797
Come on, I can't wait
to sink my teeth into this.
972
00:57:19,369 --> 00:57:23,703
Oh, my gammit, he's gonna make me
dig up dead bodies and eat them.
973
00:57:23,840 --> 00:57:24,829
Dead bodies!
974
00:57:25,942 --> 00:57:27,068
Help me.
975
00:57:30,079 --> 00:57:31,444
Shouldn't be much further now, Fred.
976
00:57:32,348 --> 00:57:33,337
Okay.
977
00:57:35,618 --> 00:57:37,279
Fred, there it is.
978
00:57:37,720 --> 00:57:39,449
Now, help me get this up.
979
00:57:39,756 --> 00:57:42,725
I'm not touching that. Who is in there?
980
00:57:43,126 --> 00:57:45,026
Fred, it's Kimchee.
981
00:57:47,030 --> 00:57:49,726
I'm gonna go wash my hands.
I always wash my hands before I eat.
982
00:57:52,202 --> 00:57:55,763
Oh, my gammit, he's killed
someone named Kim Chee,
983
00:57:55,839 --> 00:57:59,639
and now he expects me to eat her!
I don't want to eat a dead body.
984
00:58:00,276 --> 00:58:01,800
What am I gonna do?
985
00:58:09,352 --> 00:58:10,546
Where am I?
986
00:58:11,120 --> 00:58:12,951
I've got to find a way out of here.
987
00:58:15,592 --> 00:58:16,991
Maybe that's the way out.
988
00:58:17,494 --> 00:58:18,483
No.
989
00:58:20,697 --> 00:58:21,721
Don't, Fred.
990
00:58:24,033 --> 00:58:25,022
Don't.
991
00:58:26,102 --> 00:58:27,967
- No, Fred.
- Don't do it.
992
00:58:30,440 --> 00:58:33,273
No one ever goes for the door.
What are you doing, man?
993
00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:45,280
Where am I?
994
00:58:51,494 --> 00:58:52,722
I hope that's baloney.
995
00:59:05,341 --> 00:59:06,330
What is that?
996
00:59:19,222 --> 00:59:20,246
Figglehorn.
997
00:59:24,260 --> 00:59:25,352
Figglehorn, turn around.
998
00:59:26,663 --> 00:59:27,857
Get out of there, get out of there.
999
00:59:28,031 --> 00:59:29,089
Fred?
1000
00:59:29,599 --> 00:59:31,260
Come on, just don't stand there,
what are you doing?
1001
00:59:42,445 --> 00:59:43,537
There you are.
1002
00:59:44,280 --> 00:59:47,306
I see you discovered my secret kitchen.
Pretty neat, right?
1003
00:59:49,419 --> 00:59:52,320
- What is this?
- This is steak.
1004
00:59:52,989 --> 00:59:55,287
- Steak?
- For bulgogi.
1005
00:59:55,892 --> 00:59:56,984
Korean barbecue.
1006
00:59:57,060 --> 00:59:58,755
Fun word, right? Bulgogi.
1007
00:59:59,062 --> 01:00:02,054
So, are we still eating Kim Chee?
1008
01:00:02,165 --> 01:00:05,134
We're definitely, definitely eating Kimchee,
1009
01:00:05,535 --> 01:00:07,162
which is Korean coleslaw.
1010
01:00:07,670 --> 01:00:09,900
We bury it in the ground to help it ferment.
1011
01:00:11,140 --> 01:00:13,973
Isn't that weird,
eating stuff out of the ground?
1012
01:00:14,344 --> 01:00:17,472
Well, we eat vegetables,
and they come out of the ground, right?
1013
01:00:18,014 --> 01:00:19,413
I don't eat vegetables.
1014
01:00:20,516 --> 01:00:23,246
Well, what do you say we go cook this up?
1015
01:00:23,653 --> 01:00:26,554
And on the way, I will tell you about
my traditional headdress.
1016
01:00:27,023 --> 01:00:30,356
In ancient Korea,
people used to wear headdresses.
1017
01:00:31,894 --> 01:00:33,885
Kevin, did you practice your piano?
1018
01:00:34,797 --> 01:00:37,630
I am done with piano.
1019
01:00:38,134 --> 01:00:39,123
What do you mean?
1020
01:00:41,337 --> 01:00:43,965
The bat was injured,
so I nursed it back to health.
1021
01:00:44,440 --> 01:00:47,705
I tried to let it leave,
but it always came back to me.
1022
01:00:48,845 --> 01:00:50,472
So, Fred, what do you think?
1023
01:00:50,913 --> 01:00:52,881
You know, it was really good.
1024
01:00:53,983 --> 01:00:57,180
I knew you'd like it, and I knew it was
something you'd never had before.
1025
01:00:57,487 --> 01:00:59,648
So, why are you so interested
in Korean food?
1026
01:01:00,023 --> 01:01:02,787
Well, it brings back good memories
of when I was a kid.
1027
01:01:03,259 --> 01:01:06,922
My dad was in the army, for a while
he was stationed in South Korea,
1028
01:01:07,363 --> 01:01:08,830
we used to eat it all the time.
1029
01:01:09,232 --> 01:01:11,826
But when I was 10, my parents got divorced,
1030
01:01:11,901 --> 01:01:14,096
and I moved back here with my mom.
1031
01:01:14,837 --> 01:01:16,828
Yeah, I live with my mom, too.
1032
01:01:17,540 --> 01:01:18,529
I know.
1033
01:01:18,741 --> 01:01:20,936
Right, you guys are dating.
1034
01:01:21,377 --> 01:01:23,971
Boyfriend-girlfriend. Yeah.
1035
01:01:24,247 --> 01:01:25,236
Just kidding.
1036
01:01:25,648 --> 01:01:27,479
Did you ever miss your dad
when you were growing up?
1037
01:01:27,984 --> 01:01:29,076
A lot.
1038
01:01:30,286 --> 01:01:34,552
- Yeah, I really miss my dad.
- I suppose the good that came out of it
1039
01:01:34,624 --> 01:01:38,355
is that when we left Korea,
that's when I started taking piano lessons.
1040
01:01:38,861 --> 01:01:40,852
- Really?
- It was a gift.
1041
01:01:41,264 --> 01:01:43,425
Music let me escape.
1042
01:01:44,100 --> 01:01:46,796
And as an adult, music lets me be accepted.
1043
01:01:47,470 --> 01:01:49,802
It makes people forget
that they think that I'm weird.
1044
01:01:50,540 --> 01:01:51,973
Yeah, people call me that, too.
1045
01:01:52,542 --> 01:01:55,443
Wait, is that what you mean when you say,
"Join the world with music"?
1046
01:01:56,079 --> 01:01:58,809
When I play music, I stop being an outsider.
1047
01:01:58,881 --> 01:02:01,315
And people stop thinking I'm weird,
1048
01:02:01,384 --> 01:02:05,844
because I walk around with an umbrella
in broad daylight to protect my skin.
1049
01:02:06,456 --> 01:02:08,117
That is sort of weird, no offense.
1050
01:02:08,191 --> 01:02:09,715
- No, you're right.
- Don't take offense to it.
1051
01:02:09,792 --> 01:02:10,781
I don't.
1052
01:02:11,427 --> 01:02:14,328
Well, yeah, I think I get it now,
the whole "join the world with music" thing.
1053
01:02:14,797 --> 01:02:16,128
You know, I thought you would,
1054
01:02:16,666 --> 01:02:20,227
which is why I was hoping
that we'd become friends.
1055
01:02:21,471 --> 01:02:22,460
We are friends.
1056
01:02:24,440 --> 01:02:27,307
Good. Well, let's toast to it.
1057
01:02:31,013 --> 01:02:33,208
I can't believe you ate food
out of the ground.
1058
01:02:33,282 --> 01:02:37,082
We all eat food out of the ground,
Bertha, it's called vegetables.
1059
01:02:37,420 --> 01:02:38,409
I don't eat vegetables.
1060
01:02:38,488 --> 01:02:39,819
Figglehorn, you made it!
1061
01:02:39,889 --> 01:02:41,584
Man, we thought you were a goner, bro.
1062
01:02:42,024 --> 01:02:43,355
Yeah, I was so scared.
1063
01:02:43,726 --> 01:02:46,217
You risked your life to save us.
1064
01:02:46,462 --> 01:02:48,623
You're a hero, man! A hero!
1065
01:02:48,698 --> 01:02:49,722
Thanks.
1066
01:02:51,901 --> 01:02:54,665
- What were they talking about?
- I have no idea.
1067
01:02:55,404 --> 01:02:56,393
What's this?
1068
01:02:58,574 --> 01:02:59,563
Hi, Fred.
1069
01:02:59,709 --> 01:03:02,644
Talia, I never got a chance
to apologize about the garlic.
1070
01:03:02,712 --> 01:03:07,046
Yeah, that was weird. But it turns out you
were right to warn us about Mr. Devlin.
1071
01:03:07,116 --> 01:03:08,140
What do you mean?
1072
01:03:09,051 --> 01:03:11,781
We all saw your video.
Kevin says he's a vampire,
1073
01:03:11,854 --> 01:03:13,321
me and my mom think he's just a weirdo.
1074
01:03:14,690 --> 01:03:17,318
But now, we know to stay away from him.
1075
01:03:17,760 --> 01:03:18,784
Wait.
1076
01:03:18,861 --> 01:03:20,761
You mean the live feed on my website?
1077
01:03:21,264 --> 01:03:23,198
People actually watched that?
1078
01:03:23,266 --> 01:03:25,166
Yeah, everybody.
1079
01:03:26,969 --> 01:03:29,267
But the thing is, none of that's true.
It's all wrong!
1080
01:03:29,338 --> 01:03:31,306
- Now, if everyone sees it, then...
- Hey, Figglehorn.
1081
01:03:32,708 --> 01:03:34,107
What do you want, Kevin?
1082
01:03:35,912 --> 01:03:38,779
Hey, thanks for letting us know
about that weirdo.
1083
01:03:44,587 --> 01:03:47,750
O-M-G, what's going on here? This is bad!
1084
01:03:57,867 --> 01:04:01,268
Mr. Devlin! Mr. Devlin, it's me, Fred.
1085
01:04:01,337 --> 01:04:04,636
I'm here to talk to you about
what's happened. I'm really sorry.
1086
01:04:05,408 --> 01:04:06,739
Mr. Devlin, please.
1087
01:04:06,809 --> 01:04:10,370
Oh, my gammit!
He's gonna make me eat dead bodies.
1088
01:04:10,446 --> 01:04:13,108
Dead bodies! Help me.
1089
01:04:22,291 --> 01:04:26,421
Oh, my gammit, I've got to take down
my website before it does any more damage.
1090
01:04:27,730 --> 01:04:31,632
Wowser copter!
Is that how many hits are on my website?
1091
01:04:32,068 --> 01:04:35,003
This is really...
Bad, it's bad is what it is.
1092
01:04:35,104 --> 01:04:37,572
This website is hurting people,
it hurt someone.
1093
01:04:39,041 --> 01:04:41,236
I could have, like, a really good life
if I go through with this.
1094
01:04:41,310 --> 01:04:43,870
I mean, like, the fans will keep
building up, the views will rise,
1095
01:04:43,946 --> 01:04:46,005
I'll give me and my mom the life we deserve.
1096
01:04:46,749 --> 01:04:48,114
Take it down, it's not a big deal.
1097
01:04:48,184 --> 01:04:50,744
You could become famous, Fred.
Take it down.
1098
01:04:50,820 --> 01:04:52,981
No, you won't. Take it down. No!
1099
01:04:54,757 --> 01:04:55,849
Okay, it's down.
1100
01:04:57,827 --> 01:05:00,921
Well, Fred, Mr. Devlin's leaving,
you got what you wanted.
1101
01:05:02,064 --> 01:05:03,827
This is not what I wanted, Bertha.
1102
01:05:03,966 --> 01:05:07,094
I mean, yeah, that's what I wanted
originally, but then, over time...
1103
01:05:07,169 --> 01:05:09,660
I was being sarcastic,
I know that's not what you wanted.
1104
01:05:10,306 --> 01:05:13,742
- I really hope it's not too late.
- Me too. See you.
1105
01:05:20,583 --> 01:05:23,279
Hey, Mom. What's all this?
1106
01:05:24,787 --> 01:05:27,620
Only time I ever had
a decent relationship with a man,
1107
01:05:27,890 --> 01:05:30,882
he treated me with respect
and was nice to me,
1108
01:05:31,394 --> 01:05:33,954
you had to go and tell the whole world
that he was evil.
1109
01:05:36,232 --> 01:05:39,258
No, Mom, you said you'd quit.
1110
01:05:39,435 --> 01:05:42,768
I'm depressed, Fred.
This is what I do when I'm depressed.
1111
01:05:43,239 --> 01:05:45,366
Where did you even get all this food?
1112
01:05:45,474 --> 01:05:47,442
I was moonlighting at a bar mitzvah.
1113
01:05:49,412 --> 01:05:51,039
I'm taking a nap.
1114
01:05:59,722 --> 01:06:01,781
Guilt is so awful!
1115
01:06:06,028 --> 01:06:07,757
What am I gonna do?
1116
01:06:07,830 --> 01:06:09,957
I can't just stand by and let this happen!
1117
01:06:10,032 --> 01:06:14,093
I've ruined a man's life
by falsely accusing him of being a vampire!
1118
01:06:14,170 --> 01:06:17,571
I've ruined my mom's
one chance at true happiness!
1119
01:06:17,673 --> 01:06:19,106
I wish I could take it back.
1120
01:06:19,175 --> 01:06:22,076
I mean, I wish it was just me
everyone was mad at again!
1121
01:06:22,144 --> 01:06:24,476
I would trade places with him in a second.
1122
01:06:26,449 --> 01:06:29,384
Wait a minute. Wait a second.
Wait a minute. Wait a second.
1123
01:06:30,219 --> 01:06:32,187
Trade places with him.
1124
01:06:34,023 --> 01:06:36,014
- I need your help.
- For what?
1125
01:06:36,092 --> 01:06:38,424
I'm going to convince everyone
that I'm a vampire,
1126
01:06:38,494 --> 01:06:39,756
so they're mad at me and scared of me,
1127
01:06:39,829 --> 01:06:41,319
and so they focus on me and blame me,
1128
01:06:41,397 --> 01:06:43,092
so Mr. Devlin can have his life back.
1129
01:06:45,368 --> 01:06:47,563
Fred, most people don't believe in vampires.
1130
01:06:49,071 --> 01:06:50,902
I didn't say it was gonna be easy.
1131
01:06:53,709 --> 01:06:54,698
I'm in.
1132
01:06:55,811 --> 01:06:57,108
Okay. Here we go.
1133
01:08:27,470 --> 01:08:30,200
Hey, it's me, sock puppet Fred, let me in.
1134
01:08:30,406 --> 01:08:34,740
- Quiet, or she'll know we're in here.
- I know you're in there.
1135
01:08:39,882 --> 01:08:42,851
Talia, we're kind of busy right now.
1136
01:08:43,285 --> 01:08:46,413
- Can I help?
- No, I don't think so.
1137
01:08:47,022 --> 01:08:48,990
We could use her.
1138
01:08:49,825 --> 01:08:52,089
Okay, we have a lot to do, though, so...
1139
01:08:54,096 --> 01:08:57,497
I hope we don't need my other sock puppet,
though, 'cause I kind of lost myself.
1140
01:08:57,733 --> 01:08:59,701
Okay, we don't need
any sock puppets, Talia.
1141
01:09:00,002 --> 01:09:00,991
This is serious.
1142
01:09:01,403 --> 01:09:04,338
Okay, you see, I'm gonna convince
everyone that I'm a vampire
1143
01:09:04,406 --> 01:09:06,135
so people will leave Mr. Devlin alone.
1144
01:09:06,909 --> 01:09:09,844
But you're the one who convinced us
that he's a vampire.
1145
01:09:10,179 --> 01:09:11,203
Exactly.
1146
01:09:11,747 --> 01:09:13,009
So, you like Mr. Devlin now?
1147
01:09:14,850 --> 01:09:15,908
But he's so weird.
1148
01:09:16,519 --> 01:09:18,953
Yeah, but so am I.
1149
01:09:19,722 --> 01:09:24,022
Everybody's weird. There are just some
people who like to act like they're normal.
1150
01:09:24,360 --> 01:09:28,194
Exactly. So, you still
interested in helping?
1151
01:09:29,298 --> 01:09:30,287
Sure.
1152
01:09:35,838 --> 01:09:37,772
Kevin, your father and I are going out.
1153
01:09:37,840 --> 01:09:39,933
So just make sure
your sister is in bed by 9:00.
1154
01:09:40,009 --> 01:09:41,306
Well, just so you know, Mom,
1155
01:09:41,377 --> 01:09:43,607
I've raised my babysitting rates
to $15 an hour.
1156
01:09:43,679 --> 01:09:44,668
So...
1157
01:09:45,047 --> 01:09:46,844
Don't we get the family discount?
1158
01:09:47,316 --> 01:09:49,944
No, Mom, I only babysit for my family.
1159
01:09:50,753 --> 01:09:54,587
Oh, my God, you are such
a good businessman, I just love that.
1160
01:09:54,723 --> 01:09:57,351
I am sorry. Okay, remember,
she's to be in bed by 9:00.
1161
01:09:58,894 --> 01:09:59,883
I love you.
1162
01:10:01,096 --> 01:10:02,563
Are you Fred's girlfriend?
1163
01:10:05,034 --> 01:10:08,094
I'm a girl and I'm Fred's friend.
1164
01:10:10,005 --> 01:10:12,940
Did that answer my question?
1165
01:10:14,777 --> 01:10:15,766
You tell me.
1166
01:10:17,813 --> 01:10:19,906
- How do I look?
- What?
1167
01:10:22,117 --> 01:10:23,277
How do I look?
1168
01:10:24,954 --> 01:10:26,444
Lose the Spock ears.
1169
01:10:27,189 --> 01:10:28,747
- Too much?
- Too cheesy.
1170
01:10:28,824 --> 01:10:29,848
Okay.
1171
01:10:30,059 --> 01:10:31,048
Talia!
1172
01:10:32,494 --> 01:10:33,688
Talia!
1173
01:10:35,130 --> 01:10:36,597
Where are you, you little maggot?
1174
01:10:36,665 --> 01:10:38,428
Hey, Talia!
1175
01:10:38,634 --> 01:10:41,102
Talia! Come on, you gotta come inside.
1176
01:10:41,570 --> 01:10:45,267
If you're not home when Mom gets back,
she's taking away my computer!
1177
01:10:45,441 --> 01:10:46,567
Don't answer him.
1178
01:10:46,742 --> 01:10:47,731
For a week!
1179
01:10:48,043 --> 01:10:49,738
Don't worry, I don't talk to him.
1180
01:10:50,112 --> 01:10:53,604
- He's babysitting tonight and I hate it.
- Why? Is he really mean?
1181
01:10:53,682 --> 01:10:56,708
No, he just makes me judge his fart smells.
1182
01:11:02,224 --> 01:11:04,283
Come on, the Final Five is tonight.
1183
01:11:34,056 --> 01:11:35,216
Devlin's got my sister.
1184
01:11:36,325 --> 01:11:37,724
- Are you sure?
- Of course I'm sure, Russell,
1185
01:11:37,793 --> 01:11:39,055
I wouldn't have called you guys over here.
1186
01:11:39,128 --> 01:11:40,152
We should call the police.
1187
01:11:41,930 --> 01:11:43,397
Well, I'm not 100% sure.
1188
01:11:44,333 --> 01:11:46,130
But you just said you were sure.
1189
01:11:46,602 --> 01:11:49,969
I know, but the point is, it's my job
as her babysitter to protect her.
1190
01:11:50,039 --> 01:11:51,233
So we've got to get her, all right?
1191
01:11:51,473 --> 01:11:52,940
I'm still not clear on how sure we are...
1192
01:11:53,008 --> 01:11:56,637
Look, the vampire is not getting away
with this, all right?
1193
01:11:58,514 --> 01:11:59,503
How much are you getting paid to babysit?
1194
01:12:00,049 --> 01:12:02,916
What? What does that have to do
with anything?
1195
01:12:03,185 --> 01:12:05,016
Well, you said it was your job,
1196
01:12:05,087 --> 01:12:07,521
and we're helping you, and if you're
getting paid, I think we should...
1197
01:12:08,991 --> 01:12:11,459
It doesn't matter how much
I'm getting paid, okay?
1198
01:12:11,527 --> 01:12:15,258
The point is, Devlin is going down.
1199
01:12:25,708 --> 01:12:28,142
Is this the actual Garden Weasel
as seen on TV,
1200
01:12:28,377 --> 01:12:31,210
- or just a cheap imitation?
- Why does that matter?
1201
01:12:31,680 --> 01:12:32,840
If I'm going to attack a vampire,
1202
01:12:32,915 --> 01:12:35,315
I'd like to think that I'm protected
by the quality craftsmanship
1203
01:12:35,417 --> 01:12:37,715
and durability of the original
Garden Weasel.
1204
01:12:40,322 --> 01:12:41,311
Let's go.
1205
01:12:48,731 --> 01:12:50,995
Thank you.
Okay, Bertha, call the police and tell them
1206
01:12:51,066 --> 01:12:53,193
you've seen a vampire
flying over this house.
1207
01:12:54,036 --> 01:12:55,298
Have you thought this through?
1208
01:12:55,371 --> 01:12:57,430
I know you have my sister in there,
you vampire!
1209
01:13:01,076 --> 01:13:04,443
Hey, Devlin, we're not leaving here
until you let her go, man.
1210
01:13:05,180 --> 01:13:06,340
Hey, Devlin!
1211
01:13:07,649 --> 01:13:09,173
Come on, I know you got my sister in there.
1212
01:13:09,852 --> 01:13:11,752
- He thinks Devlin's got Talia.
- What?
1213
01:13:12,287 --> 01:13:14,721
Well, I should go tell them where I am.
1214
01:13:14,923 --> 01:13:17,050
Wait. I've got a better idea.
1215
01:13:20,896 --> 01:13:21,954
Get the heck out of here!
1216
01:13:22,030 --> 01:13:24,396
We don't want weirdos like you
around here no more.
1217
01:13:24,466 --> 01:13:26,297
Thanks for the piano lessons!
1218
01:13:27,669 --> 01:13:29,193
Thanks for the piano lessons?
1219
01:13:31,039 --> 01:13:33,269
I didn't know how to play the piano,
and now I do.
1220
01:13:35,010 --> 01:13:37,478
But also, get out of our town!
1221
01:13:41,283 --> 01:13:43,410
Kevin, what's going on here?
1222
01:13:43,685 --> 01:13:45,846
You have my sister, Talia, in there.
I know it!
1223
01:13:45,988 --> 01:13:48,786
You need to let her go, vampire.
1224
01:13:50,259 --> 01:13:54,059
Your sister's not in here.
And there's no such thing as vampires.
1225
01:13:54,363 --> 01:13:55,387
Yes, there is!
1226
01:13:56,765 --> 01:13:58,164
But it's not Devlin.
1227
01:13:58,867 --> 01:14:00,095
It's him!
1228
01:14:23,125 --> 01:14:24,956
- You're really heavy.
- Sorry.
1229
01:14:26,161 --> 01:14:29,187
Tonight, Talia is mine!
1230
01:14:30,299 --> 01:14:31,288
Figglehorn?
1231
01:14:31,633 --> 01:14:34,227
I've just gotta put her down for a minute.
1232
01:14:39,208 --> 01:14:40,698
You've got to stop him!
1233
01:14:41,410 --> 01:14:43,002
- Me?
- Yes, you!
1234
01:14:44,379 --> 01:14:47,712
Take this stake and just drive it
into Fred's heart.
1235
01:14:49,618 --> 01:14:53,577
Why do I have to do it? Why can't we get
a grown-up to do it or something?
1236
01:14:53,655 --> 01:14:57,716
This is your sister, and it's because
you and Talia have the same blood.
1237
01:14:57,793 --> 01:14:59,954
So? Why would that...
1238
01:15:00,062 --> 01:15:01,825
You have to do it.
You're the only one that can do it!
1239
01:15:01,897 --> 01:15:06,129
Come, my darling, join me tonight
in the undead!
1240
01:15:06,535 --> 01:15:09,163
Dude, your sister's going to be
vampire meat. Do something!
1241
01:15:09,238 --> 01:15:10,865
Stab him. Stab him in the heart.
1242
01:15:10,939 --> 01:15:13,499
Stop me if you can, but you can't,
1243
01:15:14,009 --> 01:15:17,445
because my powers are more intense
than yours.
1244
01:15:17,746 --> 01:15:21,512
You've got to do it! Stick this stake in him
and drive the stake through his heart!
1245
01:15:21,583 --> 01:15:23,778
Kill the vampire, save your sister!
1246
01:15:40,402 --> 01:15:43,530
Wait! Guys, come back!
1247
01:15:48,510 --> 01:15:50,603
I am vanquished.
1248
01:15:56,018 --> 01:15:57,417
I killed the vampire!
1249
01:15:59,755 --> 01:16:01,017
I killed...
1250
01:16:05,127 --> 01:16:06,116
Figglehorn.
1251
01:16:08,230 --> 01:16:09,219
Figglehorn?
1252
01:16:22,978 --> 01:16:23,967
Fred?
1253
01:16:36,325 --> 01:16:38,725
- We did it!
- We did it. It worked!
1254
01:16:38,894 --> 01:16:39,883
Okay, yeah.
1255
01:16:41,763 --> 01:16:44,061
Turned out way better than I expected.
1256
01:16:44,232 --> 01:16:46,564
It helps that my brother is really dumb.
1257
01:16:46,635 --> 01:16:49,627
- And I'm really smart.
- I know, you were so good.
1258
01:16:49,705 --> 01:16:53,664
- And you had some help.
- Right. Talia, you were a great help.
1259
01:16:53,742 --> 01:16:57,371
- What?
- Easy, I'm injured here, okay?
1260
01:16:57,546 --> 01:17:02,313
U- G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi, you ugly
Yeah, yeah, you ugly
1261
01:17:04,686 --> 01:17:10,249
Well, I did it! A complete success.
Everyone's gonna be talking about me now,
1262
01:17:10,325 --> 01:17:14,625
about how scary I was!
I've saved Mr. Devlin's career,
1263
01:17:14,763 --> 01:17:17,596
and now, I can sleep the sleep of the just.
1264
01:17:20,268 --> 01:17:22,566
- I'm proud of you, Son.
- Thank you, Dad.
1265
01:17:24,239 --> 01:17:25,638
Your hand's cold.
1266
01:17:25,707 --> 01:17:28,437
You know what they say,
cold hands, warm heart.
1267
01:17:29,044 --> 01:17:31,535
I thought it was just because you
live in a refrigerator.
1268
01:17:32,648 --> 01:17:33,672
It's really more of an office.
1269
01:17:34,616 --> 01:17:36,140
Can I get you some steak sauce for that?
1270
01:17:37,919 --> 01:17:39,853
- Nice one, Dad.
- Good night, Son.
1271
01:17:40,155 --> 01:17:41,213
Good night, Dad.
1272
01:17:44,660 --> 01:17:46,491
Hello-ski, Mr. Devlin.
1273
01:17:47,029 --> 01:17:48,257
Hello-ski, Fred.
1274
01:17:48,363 --> 01:17:51,332
So, do you want me to help you
take down this sign then?
1275
01:17:51,400 --> 01:17:52,867
No, I'm afraid not, Fred.
1276
01:17:53,502 --> 01:17:55,993
The sign is staying, it is I who am leaving.
1277
01:17:56,972 --> 01:17:59,736
What? I mean,
don't you have your job back?
1278
01:17:59,975 --> 01:18:04,036
- Didn't they unfire you?
- I didn't get fired, Fred, I quit.
1279
01:18:04,613 --> 01:18:07,514
I decided that it's time for me to move on.
1280
01:18:08,183 --> 01:18:12,711
I don't want to live in a place where I have
toforce people to accept me for who I am.
1281
01:18:12,788 --> 01:18:14,085
Nobody wants that, Fred.
1282
01:18:14,156 --> 01:18:16,386
I have the freedom to leave,
and I appreciate that.
1283
01:18:17,192 --> 01:18:19,752
But you tried to correct your mistake,
1284
01:18:19,828 --> 01:18:22,422
and in my book,
that's the sign of a true friend.
1285
01:18:23,632 --> 01:18:27,466
- I'm going to miss you, Mr. Devlin.
- I'm going to miss you, too, Fred.
1286
01:18:29,971 --> 01:18:31,199
It's sad that he's leaving.
1287
01:18:31,473 --> 01:18:33,703
Yeah, I know. It really bums me out.
1288
01:18:38,380 --> 01:18:39,677
Maybe she'll cheer you up.
1289
01:18:43,051 --> 01:18:46,452
Nah! I don't really think
there's a future there.
1290
01:18:46,722 --> 01:18:48,349
- No?
- No.
1291
01:18:48,757 --> 01:18:52,818
I mean, I need a woman who's going to
challenge me a little more.
1292
01:18:58,633 --> 01:19:00,897
You know, there's really only one upside
to this whole thing.
1293
01:19:01,103 --> 01:19:02,536
- What's that?
- This.
1294
01:19:06,308 --> 01:19:07,400
My bad!
1295
01:19:07,542 --> 01:19:08,531
Figglehorn!
1296
01:19:11,680 --> 01:19:12,977
Mommy!
1297
01:19:18,420 --> 01:19:21,116
Freddie, I'm going out with Jake
for a little good-bye snack.
1298
01:19:21,590 --> 01:19:23,114
Are you sad he's leaving?
1299
01:19:23,892 --> 01:19:26,019
A little, but it never
would have worked out.
1300
01:19:26,094 --> 01:19:30,087
He's too nice. I couldn't keep up the
charade much longer that I was nice, too.
1301
01:19:30,499 --> 01:19:32,091
Mom, you're nice.
1302
01:19:32,901 --> 01:19:33,890
You're sweet.
1303
01:19:37,973 --> 01:19:40,407
- Hello-ski.
- Hello-ski yourself!
1304
01:19:40,742 --> 01:19:43,404
You two be careful. Don't stay out too late.
1305
01:19:43,478 --> 01:19:45,912
What? You're afraid
we're gonna run into vampires?
1306
01:19:48,016 --> 01:19:50,007
I want to suck your blood.
1307
01:19:50,252 --> 01:19:51,344
Very funny.
1308
01:19:51,820 --> 01:19:53,947
I've been working on being more humorous.
1309
01:19:54,156 --> 01:19:57,353
- Well, I better get my jacket.
- Okay.
1310
01:20:00,662 --> 01:20:03,995
- It's getting a little chill-ski.
- Maybe it'll snow-ski.
1311
01:20:04,065 --> 01:20:05,760
You're so fun-ski.
1312
01:20:06,501 --> 01:20:07,968
Here, let me get the door.