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Prepare thyself
for one twisted tale.

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Through the chapters of time,
legends have been told

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of brave knights,
evil warlocks,

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beautiful maidens,
magical prophecies,

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and other serious shit.

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Be not afraid.

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This is your destiny.

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You will bear my seed,

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giving birth
to a new beast,

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a new age.

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An age where I will
command mankind in fear!

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To arms!

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At ease, Maiden.

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When the light of
the world flickers,

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we, the Golden Order
of Knights,

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restore the rule
of good.

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You're safe now.

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Then let us pray

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that 100 years from now when
these two moons meet again,

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there will be a hero
as brave as you, my lord.

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A hero as brave.

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Oh, fuck me.

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Prince Thadeous of Mourne,

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you are hereby sentenced
to death by hanging

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for your
illicit behavior

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with the noble Dwarf King's
second wife Regina.

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You're a
disgrace to any kingdom!

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I say hang the bastard.

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Get on with it!

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And your minstrel,
Courtney,

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is to be tarred
and feathered

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for unlawful association
with a deviant.

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Children, I'm allergic,
please. Let's not.

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Please! These allegations, they're
being greatly exaggerated.

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It was more or less
just heavy petting

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with a brief moment
of penetration.

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Disgusting!

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He deserves to die! Kill him!
Hang the bastard!

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- Hey! Easy! That's not nice.

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You, bloodthirsty
little fucker!

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Show me some respect,
I'm a prince!

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To the bowels of hell!

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Good night, Prince.

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Oh, dear gods.

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Your Highness,
what are you doing?

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I'm escaping, Courtney!

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Quit playing with those
children and help me!

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Kill him!

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Get him! After him!

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Your
Highness, wait for me!

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Why are they upset?

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All dwarf queens
are unfaithful.

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Hurry, Courtney,
back to the kingdom!

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Forgive us
with your tiny hearts!

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Faster
sheepies, faster!

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Please wait, sir!

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Courtney, you've proven
yourself useless yet again.

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Who's that?

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We're safe
and We're stoned.

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Ganja!

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They're gaining on us.

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Oh, the dragon!

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Those Highland Dwarves
have got weapons!

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Coming through.

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Boobies!

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Watch out, Courtney!

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I'm telling father
we should go

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to war with these
double-crossers.

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Poultry!

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Livestock! Courtney, this
is no time to be napping.

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I'm a chicken.

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Let's get back...
Oh, look!

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Mmm. A little feast to
break up this pursuit.

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Dangerous,
yet delicious.

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I'm jumping
out this window...

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He's angry!

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Courtney, break my
fall with your body.

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Owl Please
don't hurt my bottom!

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Run, Courtney!
Pick up the pace!

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Why do people
so little run so fast?

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That was close.

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Courtney, I've had
enough of this nonsense!

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Crack-a-lacka,
you little varmint.

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- They're devils, sir!
- They're devils!

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- Get him!
- They're muscular.

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- Get Off me!
- That"S if, Sir!

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Your Highness!

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Please tell me that
you completed your simple task

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and secured the treaty signed by
the Lord of the Dwarf Village.

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Father, they sent
a beautiful woman

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to distract me and
I was defenseless.

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Don't bandy words
with me, Thadeous.

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Your brother is to return
from his quest at any moment.

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Please go
and bathe yourself.

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Why must I bow
to greet him?

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No one does
anything special for me

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when I do
extraordinary things.

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And what extraordinary things
have you done of late?

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Do tell me.
Enlighten me.

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Courtney, what extraordinary
things have I done?

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You took a bubble bath,
ate some toast,

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had a sleep
for one hour,

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and commissioned a naked
statue of your fine self.

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God, if your mother
could see you now.

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Hear ye! Hear ye!

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Oh, dear gods.

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It is with
blossoming personal joy

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that I announce
the return of the mighty,

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the magnificent,
the merciful,

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Prince Fabious!

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Hey, Prince
Fabious, we adore you!

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Welcome home,
Prince Fabious.

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You're my king,
Prince Fabious.

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Welcome home!
You are adored.

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it's Prince Fabious!

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Prince Fabious,
I'm here for you now.

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Brother!

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Oh, my god,
I missed you so.

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Great to see you.

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Father.

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My son.

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Welcome home.

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As you all know,

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the evil wizard Leezar
has plagued our kingdom

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with his foul creatures
and wicked ways for years.

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But with my brave
trusted knights

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and my dear Simon.

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Join us,
my mechanical friend.

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We have dispatched the latest
of these cold blooded enemies.

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Behold!

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The head of
Leezar's mighty Cyclops!

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Fuck, yeah!

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Fabious! Fabious! Fabious!

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Once again, Prince Fabious has made me
as proud as a father could ever be.

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All the land
owes him gratitude.

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This is not
the only good news

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that I've brought
home with me today.

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Father, Brother,
kingdom...

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She is radiant!

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I'd like you
to meet my bride-to-be.

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Belladonna.

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Belladonna, my dear,

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why don't you delight us
with your story.

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- Oh, no.
- It's a story of strife and sadness.

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- No, no, it's not.
- It's a story of love.

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- You don't have to tell it.
- Shh.

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If she doesn't
want to tell it.

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- She will tell.
- This is a table full of your loved ones.

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Oh. Okay.

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I've been held captive
by Leezar

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in the Tower of Disorder
since I was but a child.

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Never knowing love
nor human contact.

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But I
never gave up hope.

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Singing every day, praying that
someday my hero would find me.

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And I did.

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We had just
slaughtered the Cyclops.

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We were on our
way home, and on the wind

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I heard the most
beautiful song.

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Fascinating, really.
May we take pause for one moment.

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Yes, sir.

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Look at Courtney's
new haircut.

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Doesn't it make his head look
like the tip of a penis?

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it's hilarious.

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Thadeous, please.

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What is your problem?

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You, Fabious, you're being
selfish and greedy.

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Stealing all
the attentions.

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Today is not just
for you two.

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Today is
Thundarian's birthday.

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Thundarian,
is it your birthday?

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It's not my birthday.

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It's not Thundarian's
birthday, Thadeous.

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Enough, enough.

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My heart's desire,
what is this?

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No. That's a...
We call that a fork,

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and you use that
for your food.

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Right there.
Fucking idiot.

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Having spent
years in the tower

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has made her ignorant to some of
our customs and things in general.

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Why, yes, of course.

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If your mother
were here today,

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she would be a very proud woman, Fabious.

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Thank you, Father.

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Which is why I ask your
permission to marry her at once.

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The glory of romance!

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I call upon my criers
to proclaim

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that tomorrow we'll see the greatest
wedding this kingdom has ever known.

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And tonight,
we celebrate!

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I don't like this.

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Courtney, will you make funny
faces to entertain me?

191
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No.

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Never triangle face.
I hate triangle face. It scares me.

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Apologies.

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Ah.

195
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Good evening,
Your Royal Highness.

196
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Julie.

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Hello, fucking Julie.

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What a wonderful,
wonderful evening, sire.

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Yet another
glorious achievement

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in the whole firmament of starring
moments for your brother Fabious.

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We shall remember it
for the rest of our lives.

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Isn't that amazing
how he can talk

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and suck my cock at
the same exact time?

204
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Yes, it is. Incredible.

205
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Oh, clean yourself up.

206
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Should have closed
your eyes, Julie.

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I know your vulgarity
masks your pain.

208
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No, it doesn't.

209
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I was trying to remember
the last time we had

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one of these wonderful
evenings for you, sir.

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Surely there
must have been one

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somewhere in the history of this
kingdom, of your illustrious life.

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There must've
been some moment

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that we can
all remember.

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And I'm trying
to think now

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and there's nothing.

217
00:11:10,962 --> 00:11:14,262
Courtney, I think I've had
enough of this foul party.

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Yes, sir.

219
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Stupid Julie,
I'll show him.

220
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I am Thadeous,

221
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the greatest sword
fighting man to ever live.

222
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I will murder anyone
whoever tries to insult me

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or challenge me.

224
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Some balls you have, Simon,
showing yourself to me.

225
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No matter what you say,
we'll never be friends

226
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because I hate
mechanical inventions

227
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and you know this.

228
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Wipe that smile
off your face.

229
00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:52,345
Hey, Simon.

230
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You should swing from your hips, Brother.
You'll get more leverage.

231
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Here, let me show you.

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Oh, god.

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Put your hands there,
yeah,

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and swing.

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Gods, get off of me.
I know how to use a sword.

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Do you?
Yes.

237
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We'll see about that.

238
00:12:11,773 --> 00:12:13,525
Okay, enough.
I don't want to do swords with you.

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I'm doing it by myself.

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Defend yourself,
Brother!

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Stop it.
There you go.

242
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Stop.

243
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Defend yourself!

244
00:12:20,531 --> 00:12:22,533
Stop it.

245
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Oh, shit!

246
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You just nicked
my knuckles!

247
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Oh, you'll be all right.
It's not as if I cut your head off or anything.

248
00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:32,052
Why would you bring
that disgusting thing here?

249
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It's getting juices
in our water supply.

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It's a souvenir
of my kill.

251
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I always take one from a foe
that's tasted the cold,

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unrelenting steel
of my blade.

253
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Souvenir of your kill?

254
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That sounds like a rather
stupid, bloodthirsty tradition.

255
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What's your problem?

256
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,238
Why are you
such a sourpuss?

257
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I'm not being a sourpuss.
I just didn't wanna be at that celebrations.

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00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:58,369
All I want is for you to
be a part of this moment.

259
00:12:58,528 --> 00:13:01,077
I want you to be gay
with me and father.

260
00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:03,283
I don't want to be gay
with you two.

261
00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:05,706
I'd rather just stay
in here

262
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:08,208
with my blade
and fuck things up.

263
00:13:08,496 --> 00:13:09,713
Why would you say that?

264
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:12,292
Because, Fabious,
it's true.

265
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:18,969
I'm sick and tired of everyone
sucking up on your tits

266
00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:21,016
because you are
to become king.

267
00:13:21,175 --> 00:13:24,475
All the while, no one gives
two turtle shits about me.

268
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:29,230
But Thaddy, first borns
like me, we become king.

269
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:32,654
Second borns, you can be
whatever you want to be.

270
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,655
I want to be king.

271
00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:37,112
Maybe we can both
be king.

272
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:40,821
No, I want to be
king by myself.

273
00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:42,864
Well, cheer up,
Brother.

274
00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:44,369
I have something else
that you can be.

275
00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:46,459
What?

276
00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:48,207
Best man
at my wedding.

277
00:13:48,703 --> 00:13:51,752
I can think of no one
else I'd want by my side

278
00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:54,797
as I sing my vow
passionately into her eyes.

279
00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:57,254
Sounds tedious
and boring.

280
00:13:57,545 --> 00:13:59,172
If I'm not mistaken,
it's tradition

281
00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:02,179
that the best man gets
to finger the bridesmaids.

282
00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:05,057
Really? I've never heard
of this tradition.

283
00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:11,142
You have a fucking deal.

284
00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:13,478
Oh, you're gonna
be so handsome!

285
00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:16,280
Who's gonna be the most
handsome best man?

286
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,073
Probably me.

287
00:14:18,149 --> 00:14:21,153
Who's the prince with the
most dashing moustache?

288
00:14:21,736 --> 00:14:22,862
Me.

289
00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:25,243
Who gives
the warmest hugs?

290
00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:26,700
Me, of course.

291
00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:28,872
I love you, Thadeous.

292
00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:32,581
Okay, that's cool.

293
00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:36,884
All gather
for the royal wedding!

294
00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:53,272
Hello there, best man.

295
00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:54,685
Best man?

296
00:14:54,769 --> 00:14:57,693
If he wanted a best man,
he should have chosen me.

297
00:14:57,772 --> 00:14:59,820
How many quests have I
been on with Fabious?

298
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:00,900
Countless.
Mmm.

299
00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:04,946
I gave my hand to save his
life on the battlefield.

300
00:15:05,029 --> 00:15:07,953
And yet he chooses
Thadeous as his best man.

301
00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:11,661
That sorry sack of shit.

302
00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:14,627
Such a poor excuse
for a prince.

303
00:15:14,789 --> 00:15:18,384
He's nothing more than a
self-entitled, rotten child!

304
00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:19,710
Idiot.

305
00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:23,840
You look beautiful.
Thank you.

306
00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:25,007
Belladonna...

307
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,760
Oh, my love.

308
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:34,108
Oh, Fabious, I can't wait
until the cervix is over,

309
00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:36,277
and to lie together
as one.

310
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,066
No, the service.

311
00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:43,368
The cervix is a circular wing of
muscles that contracts or expands.

312
00:15:43,526 --> 00:15:45,244
It's up in your vagina.

313
00:15:45,486 --> 00:15:48,035
That's where my penis will
go after the wedding.

314
00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:50,916
Have you not
consummated your love?

315
00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:52,039
Not yet.

316
00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:54,086
Belladonna has
never been with a man

317
00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:57,211
so we've decided to preserve her
purity till after the wedding.

318
00:15:57,999 --> 00:16:00,673
She's given me this ribbon
from her fair hair.

319
00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:04,426
To hold on to until we can
be together in a sex-way.

320
00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:06,761
Yes.

321
00:16:08,593 --> 00:16:10,220
Enough, enough.

322
00:16:11,429 --> 00:16:13,102
If Thadeous wishes
to play forgetful

323
00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:14,683
on his brother's day
of days,

324
00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:16,392
then wait we shall not.

325
00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:20,105
I can't get married without my brother.
He's my best man.

326
00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:23,358
His time has passed.
Pick another best man.

327
00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:24,488
No.

328
00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:27,366
Julie, you be best man.
Here you are.

329
00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:28,704
Godsdammit.

330
00:16:30,865 --> 00:16:33,960
Oh, Brendan,
you trolls have it so easy.

331
00:16:34,285 --> 00:16:37,710
Out here playing recklessly
in your beautiful mud.

332
00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:41,217
Eating your scraps of
horse meats and crumbs.

333
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,844
Green grass.
Green grass.

334
00:16:44,295 --> 00:16:46,969
And do tell,
how do you get so dirty?

335
00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:51,178
You just take the earth
and rub it upon your face?

336
00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:52,979
Your Highness,

337
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:57,442
the wedding has... Hello.
The wedding has started.

338
00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,611
I do not care.

339
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:02,196
I'd rather stay with
this fine gentleman.

340
00:17:02,313 --> 00:17:03,439
Hiding here with
my true friends.

341
00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:04,615
Yes.

342
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:08,820
Let the whole entire wedding
wonder and worry where I am.

343
00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:16,953
This is the day
that I've been waiting for

344
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:22,341
Sand in the kingdom

345
00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:25,177
Our love is born

346
00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:31,677
Flowing from the ocean
to the moons

347
00:17:33,844 --> 00:17:38,896
Your heart now I hold

348
00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:47,068
You have
a beauty I can't ignore

349
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:53,911
Bastion of all I do adore

350
00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:59,503
Giving this moment

351
00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:03,334
Our love that's true

352
00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:09,344
Our hearts now are one

353
00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:16,642
- Bravo!

354
00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:18,814
Bravo!

355
00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:20,603
Bravo!

356
00:18:20,683 --> 00:18:23,186
Reveal yourself, stranger.
Are you lost?

357
00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:27,740
A thousand pardons. I mean not to
intrude on such a joyous occasion.

358
00:18:28,691 --> 00:18:32,161
However, today I just
could not help myself.

359
00:18:32,403 --> 00:18:33,495
Leezar!

360
00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:35,619
You're not
welcome here, devil!

361
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,166
If you come in peace,
say so,

362
00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:43,498
otherwise prepare
to meet your doom.

363
00:18:43,581 --> 00:18:45,504
Oh, brave Fabious.

364
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:49,755
You murdered my Cyclops.
But I have other perils in store for you.

365
00:18:50,504 --> 00:18:53,223
Ones that are beyond the
bounds of your imagination.

366
00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:54,759
One, in particular,

367
00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:56,677
involving an ancient
prophecy destined

368
00:18:56,761 --> 00:18:59,355
to be fulfilled by
a powerful Warlock,

369
00:18:59,430 --> 00:19:00,522
me.

370
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:04,185
And, of course, a very beautiful
virgin that looks just like

371
00:19:06,604 --> 00:19:07,605
her.

372
00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:11,652
I was keeping that one
for something very special.

373
00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:15,412
And I dare say it was rude
of you to steal her from me.

374
00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:16,868
Now I'm here
to get her back.

375
00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:19,663
And just how do you
plan on doing that?

376
00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:20,876
Magic,

377
00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:23,537
motherfucker.

378
00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:24,751
Not a moment more.

379
00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:26,798
Knights, to arms!
Take him!

380
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:33,799
Do you honestly think your
band of worms can stop me?

381
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:40,893
Arise therefore,
my mothers!

382
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:50,523
Watch out!

383
00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:06,713
Come with me.

384
00:20:08,082 --> 00:20:09,584
Leezar!

385
00:20:20,261 --> 00:20:22,855
I shall not go back
to that dreadful tower!

386
00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:24,022
Look into my eyes!

387
00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:27,064
You will learn to love me!
Do you understand?

388
00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:33,198
Come on.

389
00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:45,210
Impossible.

390
00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:01,431
Farewell,
Kingdom of Mourne.

391
00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:05,140
As always,
it has been my pleasure.

392
00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:24,541
I thought
it was from riding sheep,

393
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:26,335
but it turns out just
to be an ear infection.

394
00:21:27,578 --> 00:21:28,579
You fucker!

395
00:21:30,372 --> 00:21:31,464
Good times.

396
00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:33,213
No one get up.
I'm very tired.

397
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:34,885
I'm going straight
to my bed chambers.

398
00:21:35,211 --> 00:21:37,384
Brother,
thank god you're alive.

399
00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:40,049
When you didn't show up for the
wedding, I feared the worst.

400
00:21:40,174 --> 00:21:41,346
Why are you crying?

401
00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:43,223
Leezar has taken my love.

402
00:21:43,385 --> 00:21:44,557
What?
Yes.

403
00:21:44,678 --> 00:21:48,057
So, your brother is about to
embark on yet another quest.

404
00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:49,983
This time to
rescue Belladonna

405
00:21:50,059 --> 00:21:52,107
and rid the land of
that loathsome wretch

406
00:21:52,186 --> 00:21:53,312
once and for all.

407
00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:55,485
Wow, how noble of him.

408
00:21:55,898 --> 00:21:59,198
Well, it was nice to see you,
as short as the visit was.

409
00:21:59,276 --> 00:22:02,906
I look forward to hearing about it.
Good luck and good bye.

410
00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:06,079
Thadeous, this is
Fabious' 28th quest.

411
00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:08,289
How many have
you been on?

412
00:22:08,369 --> 00:22:10,997
Courtney, how many
quests have I completed?

413
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:12,252
Uh...

414
00:22:12,581 --> 00:22:14,834
The answer is none.

415
00:22:14,917 --> 00:22:17,545
It is finally time
for you to become a man.

416
00:22:17,628 --> 00:22:20,598
You must journey with your
brother to rescue his bride.

417
00:22:20,798 --> 00:22:22,516
Father,
you can't be serious.

418
00:22:22,591 --> 00:22:23,808
If you want me to
go on to a quest,

419
00:22:23,884 --> 00:22:25,261
then let's start
with something easy,

420
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:28,598
like boiling a chicken or beating
off in front of a Pegasus.

421
00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:30,228
Elementary things.

422
00:22:30,474 --> 00:22:34,445
Look around you at the harm
that has befallen this castle!

423
00:22:36,897 --> 00:22:38,945
This quest is
your last chance

424
00:22:39,024 --> 00:22:41,493
to prove to me
and the kingdom

425
00:22:41,569 --> 00:22:44,664
that you are a man worthy
to bear the family crest,

426
00:22:44,738 --> 00:22:47,912
and to show that at your
core, you are not rotten,

427
00:22:48,409 --> 00:22:51,709
but you are brave,
and honorable, and noble.

428
00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:54,715
All the qualities
expected of a prince.

429
00:22:54,790 --> 00:22:56,087
The choice is yours.

430
00:22:56,417 --> 00:22:59,011
Either journey with your
brother and the Knights Elite,

431
00:22:59,086 --> 00:23:01,930
or you can face banishment
from the kingdom.

432
00:23:02,715 --> 00:23:03,807
Shit.

433
00:23:29,783 --> 00:23:31,126
You see, Courtney,

434
00:23:31,201 --> 00:23:34,375
I alone understand how to
properly prepare for a quest.

435
00:23:34,622 --> 00:23:38,627
Masculine garments, proper,
good collie to smoke upon.

436
00:23:38,792 --> 00:23:40,465
How is Steven doing?

437
00:23:40,628 --> 00:23:42,471
He looks like
he's stoned, sir.

438
00:23:42,630 --> 00:23:43,927
Fabious has Simon,

439
00:23:44,006 --> 00:23:47,556
and now I have Steven, a far
superior creature companion.

440
00:23:47,635 --> 00:23:48,978
Wouldn't you agree?

441
00:23:49,136 --> 00:23:51,810
He will fare very well, indeed,
I'm sure, Your Highness.

442
00:23:51,889 --> 00:23:54,733
I do hope this adventure is
not too stressful or boring.

443
00:23:54,808 --> 00:23:59,154
Either way I intend to get properly
fucked up if no one disagrees.

444
00:24:16,163 --> 00:24:19,042
Belladonna, wake up.
Wake up.

445
00:24:19,208 --> 00:24:21,256
Who is that?
Where am I?

446
00:24:21,335 --> 00:24:23,212
'Tis I, Fabious.
Your love.

447
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:25,881
Fabious?

448
00:24:26,048 --> 00:24:27,800
You're still
in Leezar's lair.

449
00:24:27,883 --> 00:24:30,602
But fear not,
I'm here to rescue you.

450
00:24:30,678 --> 00:24:32,601
Fabious,
it's really you.

451
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:34,728
I knew you'd come
to find me.

452
00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:44,860
I can't do this.
I can't do it. It's so mean.

453
00:24:45,859 --> 00:24:49,705
You should've seen the look
on your face. It's me!

454
00:24:50,406 --> 00:24:51,999
You're still a prisoner.

455
00:24:52,157 --> 00:24:54,831
I've seen a beautiful
world beyond this prison,

456
00:24:54,910 --> 00:24:57,163
and I count the hours
till I escape.

457
00:24:57,413 --> 00:24:59,290
I wouldn't be
so sure of that.

458
00:24:59,373 --> 00:25:03,549
Lookie there.
The twin moons drawing slowly together.

459
00:25:03,836 --> 00:25:06,339
Time moving them closer.

460
00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:10,385
Just as time moves you
and I closer together.

461
00:25:10,676 --> 00:25:13,896
And when the two moons
unite, so shall we.

462
00:25:14,221 --> 00:25:17,771
Perhaps, keeping you in this
tower has left you ignorant.

463
00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:20,319
You're so easily deceived.

464
00:25:20,561 --> 00:25:24,566
For example, I have heard
that your Prince Fabious

465
00:25:24,732 --> 00:25:27,861
has made his bed recklessly
with many maidens.

466
00:25:29,945 --> 00:25:34,667
And I heard that he has fungi
on his genitalia as a result.

467
00:25:34,867 --> 00:25:37,245
Also, he organizes orgies

468
00:25:37,578 --> 00:25:40,331
with wenches and
barbarians alike

469
00:25:40,414 --> 00:25:44,840
and he takes sperm on him
and gives it to women freely.

470
00:25:45,252 --> 00:25:47,220
Spilling his seed
willy-nilly

471
00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:50,599
as he makes his way
through that orgy.

472
00:25:50,799 --> 00:25:52,847
I don't believe you.

473
00:25:52,926 --> 00:25:56,851
He is not the dashing young
man you believe him to be.

474
00:25:57,139 --> 00:25:58,140
So

475
00:25:59,933 --> 00:26:03,904
these are the harsh realities
of the outside world.

476
00:26:05,814 --> 00:26:07,487
Welcome home.

477
00:26:10,319 --> 00:26:12,663
SOLDIERS Halt! Steady.

478
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:17,201
Oh.

479
00:26:17,326 --> 00:26:19,420
Sorry to disturb
you two love birds

480
00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:22,377
but we've arrived at the
home of the Wize Wizard.

481
00:26:22,539 --> 00:26:24,007
Who the hell is
the Wize Wizard?

482
00:26:24,291 --> 00:26:26,089
He's an ancient seer
who helps many

483
00:26:26,168 --> 00:26:27,966
on their quest
with added insight.

484
00:26:28,045 --> 00:26:31,049
Great.
Well, let me know how it goes.

485
00:26:31,215 --> 00:26:33,183
Leave him in
his carriage, Fabious.

486
00:26:33,258 --> 00:26:35,511
You and I will seek counsel
with the Wize Wizard.

487
00:26:35,594 --> 00:26:36,641
No.

488
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:40,020
Come, Brother. This is the first
stop on your first quest.

489
00:26:40,099 --> 00:26:42,648
We shall go together.

490
00:26:54,488 --> 00:26:55,535
Brother,

491
00:26:55,697 --> 00:26:57,324
you look ravishing
in that armor,

492
00:26:57,407 --> 00:26:59,626
but I don't think
you'll need it.

493
00:26:59,743 --> 00:27:02,622
The Wize Wizard is a
peaceful, little old man.

494
00:27:03,455 --> 00:27:05,549
I'm wearing it.
You're just being jealous.

495
00:27:05,707 --> 00:27:06,754
Shit!

496
00:27:06,834 --> 00:27:07,835
Thadeous!

497
00:27:09,378 --> 00:27:11,005
Fuck.

498
00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:15,183
Hello? Anyone home?

499
00:27:17,886 --> 00:27:20,981
Looks as if someone is
cultivating glorious herbs in here.

500
00:27:21,056 --> 00:27:23,024
Hey, Wize Wizard,
is that you over there?

501
00:27:23,308 --> 00:27:26,858
Who dares enter my den?

502
00:27:27,521 --> 00:27:31,151
It is I, Prince Fabious and
my brother, Prince Thadeous.

503
00:27:31,316 --> 00:27:33,193
We come
to seek counsel.

504
00:27:33,318 --> 00:27:35,741
Come, come.
Give me kisses.

505
00:27:44,204 --> 00:27:46,002
Kiss him.

506
00:27:46,081 --> 00:27:47,082
Fuck, no.

507
00:27:47,166 --> 00:27:48,167
Pretty please.

508
00:27:48,250 --> 00:27:49,547
Kiss it on the mouth.

509
00:27:50,043 --> 00:27:52,045
For the quest.

510
00:27:52,171 --> 00:27:54,469
I do it
every time I come.

511
00:27:57,092 --> 00:28:00,221
Hello.
Nice to meet you.

512
00:28:03,390 --> 00:28:04,858
Oh, god.

513
00:28:05,017 --> 00:28:06,485
Sit, sit.

514
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:07,652
Sit.

515
00:28:07,728 --> 00:28:11,733
Fabious has been coming
here since he was a boy.

516
00:28:11,899 --> 00:28:13,993
You did this when
you were a child.

517
00:28:14,067 --> 00:28:15,159
Yes!

518
00:28:15,402 --> 00:28:17,075
We had great times,
didn't we?

519
00:28:17,404 --> 00:28:19,406
Yes, yes, we did.

520
00:28:20,574 --> 00:28:22,372
You would kiss him?

521
00:28:22,451 --> 00:28:23,828
Mmm-hmm.

522
00:28:23,911 --> 00:28:26,755
Yeah, sometimes we
would do other things.

523
00:28:26,872 --> 00:28:28,590
Like what?

524
00:28:28,749 --> 00:28:31,923
When I was younger, we'd take our
shirts off and jump on the bed.

525
00:28:32,002 --> 00:28:34,596
Playful secrets.

526
00:28:35,422 --> 00:28:36,423
Don't tell father.

527
00:28:36,506 --> 00:28:37,553
Hmm.

528
00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:39,969
Breathe deeply
of these herbs

529
00:28:40,052 --> 00:28:41,850
and share a vision
with me.

530
00:28:41,929 --> 00:28:43,021
Of course.

531
00:28:48,352 --> 00:28:51,071
Yes. Allow me
to puff as well.

532
00:28:51,146 --> 00:28:52,363
Hmm.

533
00:28:55,275 --> 00:28:58,074
Those are
some powerful herbs.

534
00:28:58,237 --> 00:29:00,285
Giving me dark visions.

535
00:29:00,447 --> 00:29:01,994
Shall we pack
this again?

536
00:29:02,074 --> 00:29:04,577
I'm not getting visions.
I'm not sure if it's working, Wizard.

537
00:29:05,786 --> 00:29:08,289
Visions. Visions.

538
00:29:08,413 --> 00:29:10,711
Thadeous, are you
seeing what I'm seeing?

539
00:29:10,874 --> 00:29:12,091
You making
a fool yourself.

540
00:29:12,167 --> 00:29:13,669
Handle your shit,
Fabious, please.

541
00:29:13,752 --> 00:29:14,924
No, I can't.

542
00:29:16,171 --> 00:29:18,515
Please, interpret
these visions, Wizard.

543
00:29:18,757 --> 00:29:21,852
Prophecies foretell
of an evil wizard

544
00:29:21,969 --> 00:29:24,597
laying his seed
inside a virgin

545
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:26,978
under the eclipse
of the two moons.

546
00:29:27,307 --> 00:29:29,856
What? What evil
prophecy is this?

547
00:29:29,935 --> 00:29:31,403
The child
she would spawn

548
00:29:31,478 --> 00:29:34,027
is said to be
a dragon most powerful.

549
00:29:34,314 --> 00:29:38,410
Ew. Leezar wants to make love to
Belladonna to create a dragon?

550
00:29:38,485 --> 00:29:40,613
That's fucking disgusting.

551
00:29:40,696 --> 00:29:42,039
I cannot
let this happen.

552
00:29:42,281 --> 00:29:43,407
When is this eclipse?

553
00:29:43,490 --> 00:29:45,163
In five nights' time,

554
00:29:45,492 --> 00:29:49,542
but you will need an enchanted
blade to do this warlock in.

555
00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:52,215
A blade made
of unicorn horn.

556
00:29:52,541 --> 00:29:55,420
Say where I can find such a
sword and it shall be mine.

557
00:29:55,502 --> 00:29:59,382
It rests in the depths of the
most perilous hidden labyrinth.

558
00:29:59,715 --> 00:30:02,184
Just beyond
Muldiss Darton.

559
00:30:02,342 --> 00:30:03,468
Muldiss Darton.

560
00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:06,138
Well, what is
Muldiss Darton?

561
00:30:06,305 --> 00:30:07,978
It's a place of legend.

562
00:30:15,147 --> 00:30:17,445
Oh. Powerful magic.

563
00:30:17,566 --> 00:30:20,285
This crooked compass
will catch the light

564
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:23,534
and point the way to
the labyrinth's location.

565
00:30:23,697 --> 00:30:24,994
Be warned,

566
00:30:25,073 --> 00:30:29,044
they say the walls of this
maze drive men to madness.

567
00:30:29,202 --> 00:30:31,375
But if you can
find your way,

568
00:30:31,455 --> 00:30:33,753
the blade will be yours.

569
00:30:34,875 --> 00:30:36,798
Thank you,
Wize Wizard.

570
00:30:36,877 --> 00:30:40,131
Not so fast. First you
must answer a riddle.

571
00:30:40,422 --> 00:30:45,394
What journey be long and
twisted and sensitive at hand?

572
00:30:45,552 --> 00:30:50,353
To what end must man go to discover
the depths of his ecstasy?

573
00:30:50,891 --> 00:30:53,189
Think hard, strong warriors.

574
00:30:54,061 --> 00:30:55,483
Fuck, I know this.

575
00:30:55,562 --> 00:30:56,609
Oh.

576
00:30:56,688 --> 00:30:57,735
I've got it!

577
00:30:58,231 --> 00:31:02,953
You want us to twist what is
long with our sensitive hands.

578
00:31:03,236 --> 00:31:04,909
He wants us
to jerk him off.

579
00:31:05,155 --> 00:31:07,704
Just punch the tip
and twist it.

580
00:31:07,783 --> 00:31:10,787
Yes, but we are
not going to do that.

581
00:31:11,453 --> 00:31:14,548
If it's for the quest, we will
do what needs to be done.

582
00:31:16,458 --> 00:31:19,837
I'll work the tip,
you tickle his balls.

583
00:31:26,468 --> 00:31:27,469
Yuck!

584
00:31:28,053 --> 00:31:29,054
Pervert.

585
00:31:29,137 --> 00:31:30,263
Did you get
any information?

586
00:31:30,430 --> 00:31:32,478
Let's just make camp.

587
00:31:32,557 --> 00:31:35,527
Sick. This quest sucks.

588
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:37,942
It used to be you
that joined him.

589
00:31:38,021 --> 00:31:39,193
Yes.

590
00:31:41,149 --> 00:31:44,153
Don't worry.
All will be well.

591
00:31:48,615 --> 00:31:49,707
Ha!

592
00:31:53,453 --> 00:31:56,002
Attentions please,
warriors.

593
00:31:56,164 --> 00:31:57,837
I propose a toast.

594
00:31:57,999 --> 00:32:00,627
Let us drink till
thine asses are drunk.

595
00:32:00,794 --> 00:32:02,717
Brother,
we do not celebrate

596
00:32:02,796 --> 00:32:04,594
until we complete
the quest at hand.

597
00:32:04,673 --> 00:32:06,300
It is the code of
the Knights Elite.

598
00:32:06,383 --> 00:32:09,637
What of my code
where we drink like men?

599
00:32:09,719 --> 00:32:10,936
Thadeous,
we have some traditions

600
00:32:11,012 --> 00:32:12,730
of our own out here
on the road.

601
00:32:13,682 --> 00:32:16,606
Manious, prepare the warrior's
tidings, if you will.

602
00:32:16,768 --> 00:32:21,023
If it is the first night
of your first quest, well...

603
00:32:26,361 --> 00:32:27,362
Here it comes.

604
00:32:28,697 --> 00:32:30,199
Disgusting

605
00:32:32,159 --> 00:32:34,127
Feast upon
the heart of the beast.

606
00:32:34,202 --> 00:32:35,829
No, thank you,
I'm not hungry.

607
00:32:35,912 --> 00:32:38,335
It is a tradition
among men.

608
00:32:38,665 --> 00:32:40,508
Eat it.
Eat it.

609
00:32:40,667 --> 00:32:42,761
- Eat it.
- Eat it.

610
00:32:42,836 --> 00:32:46,557
Eat it! Eat it! Eat it!

611
00:33:03,523 --> 00:33:05,446
You fuckers!
That's not funny!

612
00:33:05,692 --> 00:33:07,160
You're not supposed
to eat it.

613
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:08,532
You all were chanting.

614
00:33:08,612 --> 00:33:11,456
Maybe there's some donkey
cock in your carriage!

615
00:33:11,656 --> 00:33:14,079
Fuck you, Boremont!
Manious, fuck you!

616
00:33:14,201 --> 00:33:15,418
I hate all of you.

617
00:33:15,494 --> 00:33:16,871
Thadeous!

618
00:33:17,245 --> 00:33:18,417
Come back.

619
00:33:18,914 --> 00:33:21,087
Thadeous, come here.

620
00:33:29,549 --> 00:33:30,801
Ah.

621
00:33:48,401 --> 00:33:49,744
Dark master,

622
00:33:49,903 --> 00:33:52,873
it is I, Julie.

623
00:33:54,074 --> 00:33:56,042
We have crossed
the hazel meadow,

624
00:33:56,201 --> 00:33:59,455
and are now taking rest
at the Cliffs of Kuneman.

625
00:33:59,621 --> 00:34:02,921
Now that the Princes of Mourne
have left their stronghold

626
00:34:03,083 --> 00:34:05,381
their vulnerabilities
are in your hands.

627
00:34:05,544 --> 00:34:06,716
My hands.

628
00:34:06,795 --> 00:34:08,468
Bring Prince Fabious
to me alive.

629
00:34:08,713 --> 00:34:11,466
I would like him to witness
as I impregnate his love.

630
00:34:11,633 --> 00:34:12,805
Impregnate.

631
00:34:12,926 --> 00:34:14,394
As for Thadeous
and his boy,

632
00:34:14,469 --> 00:34:18,064
toss them from the Cliffs of Kuneman.
They're useless.

633
00:34:20,100 --> 00:34:21,477
Fart.

634
00:34:22,394 --> 00:34:24,362
Knock, knock.
May I come in?

635
00:34:24,521 --> 00:34:27,240
No, leave me alone.
Get out of here.

636
00:34:27,315 --> 00:34:31,616
Thadeous, you must calm down.
It's over.

637
00:34:31,820 --> 00:34:34,323
You ate the heart,
you passed the initiation.

638
00:34:34,406 --> 00:34:35,407
Passed?

639
00:34:35,490 --> 00:34:37,492
You made me look stupid in
front of all your friends.

640
00:34:37,659 --> 00:34:40,208
And don't think I'm not telling
father because I'm going to.

641
00:34:40,287 --> 00:34:43,587
Thadeous, we were just having
some fun, and it was perfect.

642
00:34:43,748 --> 00:34:46,001
Now they know you're
not to be fucked with.

643
00:34:46,167 --> 00:34:48,169
Excuse me, sir,
sorry for the intrusion.

644
00:34:48,253 --> 00:34:50,551
I have just witnessed
a most disturbing incident.

645
00:34:50,714 --> 00:34:52,557
There must be
a misunderstanding.

646
00:34:52,632 --> 00:34:54,475
Julie is my most
trusted confidant.

647
00:34:54,551 --> 00:34:55,803
Julie is an idiot.

648
00:34:55,885 --> 00:34:57,307
No, he's not.
He's a gentleman.

649
00:34:57,387 --> 00:34:58,980
Julie is what,
Your Highness?

650
00:34:59,180 --> 00:35:00,602
I'm not sure, Julie.

651
00:35:00,682 --> 00:35:02,855
Courtney said he saw
some suspicious behavior.

652
00:35:03,101 --> 00:35:07,231
You, I saw you
talking with Leezar.

653
00:35:09,608 --> 00:35:13,112
How dare you watch me
in my private moments.

654
00:35:18,783 --> 00:35:20,251
He's stolen my vision.

655
00:35:20,493 --> 00:35:21,540
Get him, Courtney!

656
00:35:23,788 --> 00:35:24,789
Come here!

657
00:35:27,876 --> 00:35:28,968
You old beast.

658
00:35:29,669 --> 00:35:31,512
Courtney, just restrain
him with all your might.

659
00:35:31,588 --> 00:35:33,135
No, slay him!

660
00:35:33,423 --> 00:35:34,470
Murder him!

661
00:35:34,591 --> 00:35:35,888
Die of me.

662
00:35:40,263 --> 00:35:41,606
What?

663
00:35:41,765 --> 00:35:44,268
Don't move,
you're surrounded.

664
00:35:44,601 --> 00:35:45,727
THADEOUS; Ew!

665
00:35:45,935 --> 00:35:47,232
Julie has no dick!

666
00:35:47,312 --> 00:35:48,404
Ew.

667
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:49,572
Boremont!

668
00:35:49,731 --> 00:35:50,857
Help!

669
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:54,361
Knights!

670
00:35:54,444 --> 00:35:55,946
A turncoat has
been discovered!

671
00:35:56,112 --> 00:35:57,614
Prince Fabious,
what is wrong?

672
00:35:57,781 --> 00:35:59,158
Boremont, seize Julie,

673
00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:00,708
I'm afraid
he's betrayed us!

674
00:36:00,784 --> 00:36:02,912
That thing is
a dickless traitor!

675
00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:04,663
- A traitor, you say.
- Yes.

676
00:36:04,829 --> 00:36:07,378
I saw him seeking counsel
with Leezar.

677
00:36:07,540 --> 00:36:10,214
Counsel? With Leezar?

678
00:36:11,002 --> 00:36:13,221
Well, if what
they say is true,

679
00:36:13,296 --> 00:36:16,095
then, Julie, I have but
one question for you.

680
00:36:16,675 --> 00:36:18,643
What were
our master's orders?

681
00:36:18,718 --> 00:36:19,810
What?

682
00:36:19,886 --> 00:36:21,103
His orders
were simple.

683
00:36:21,638 --> 00:36:24,232
Capture Fabious
and kill the rest.

684
00:36:24,391 --> 00:36:27,235
Boremont,
how could you?

685
00:36:27,310 --> 00:36:28,857
What about the code
of the Knights Elite?

686
00:36:28,937 --> 00:36:29,984
Code?

687
00:36:30,271 --> 00:36:32,194
Upon your choice of best
man for your wedding,

688
00:36:32,273 --> 00:36:34,571
your "code"
became clear to me.

689
00:36:34,651 --> 00:36:36,494
You hurt my feelings.

690
00:36:36,903 --> 00:36:38,746
Now I shall hurt yours.

691
00:36:40,198 --> 00:36:41,666
Kill them all!

692
00:36:41,825 --> 00:36:43,452
Look out!

693
00:36:50,417 --> 00:36:51,418
To the carriage!

694
00:36:51,501 --> 00:36:53,219
Your friends tried
to slay us.

695
00:36:53,294 --> 00:36:55,922
Those bastards!
Get in!

696
00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:02,345
After them!

697
00:37:02,429 --> 00:37:03,430
Okay, go!

698
00:37:13,732 --> 00:37:15,279
We've got company!

699
00:37:15,442 --> 00:37:16,659
Ready yourselves!

700
00:37:16,735 --> 00:37:17,987
These men are fierce!

701
00:37:24,117 --> 00:37:25,243
Oh, gods!

702
00:37:49,392 --> 00:37:50,894
Under the cart you go!

703
00:37:55,064 --> 00:37:56,987
Fucking sword!
Stab him!

704
00:37:57,150 --> 00:37:58,402
Stab him!

705
00:38:04,532 --> 00:38:06,330
You out his hair off!

706
00:38:16,002 --> 00:38:17,128
Oh!

707
00:38:17,212 --> 00:38:18,509
Fabious, he's coming!

708
00:38:18,671 --> 00:38:20,344
I know, get up here!

709
00:38:26,971 --> 00:38:27,972
Come on!

710
00:38:31,601 --> 00:38:32,693
NOW what?

711
00:38:32,936 --> 00:38:35,655
I have a plan.
We jump on the horses and ride away.

712
00:38:36,314 --> 00:38:37,907
But the horses,
they're moving.

713
00:38:38,066 --> 00:38:39,989
I know. I know.

714
00:38:42,487 --> 00:38:43,989
Oh, shit!

715
00:38:48,284 --> 00:38:49,331
Come on!

716
00:38:49,410 --> 00:38:50,662
What? Want me, as well?

717
00:38:50,829 --> 00:38:51,921
Now!

718
00:38:56,125 --> 00:38:57,672
Face me, you traitor.

719
00:39:23,027 --> 00:39:24,074
Look!

720
00:39:24,153 --> 00:39:25,279
Oh, Shit!

721
00:39:42,922 --> 00:39:44,139
We did it!

722
00:39:47,969 --> 00:39:49,266
Ka-boom!

723
00:39:49,429 --> 00:39:50,851
Yes!

724
00:39:53,933 --> 00:39:55,776
If I could have
everyone's attention.

725
00:39:56,311 --> 00:39:58,860
I'd like to say
a few words, if I may.

726
00:39:59,022 --> 00:40:01,366
I have prepared
this feast

727
00:40:01,524 --> 00:40:04,448
in honor and appreciation
of Belladonna.

728
00:40:04,611 --> 00:40:06,864
Seems like it
was only yesterday

729
00:40:06,946 --> 00:40:10,416
that we used sorcery to burn
your village to the ground,

730
00:40:10,950 --> 00:40:12,247
come in and snatch you.

731
00:40:12,660 --> 00:40:13,832
But I remember
looking at you

732
00:40:13,912 --> 00:40:15,334
all those years ago
and thinking,

733
00:40:15,705 --> 00:40:18,208
"Wow, that's a baby."

734
00:40:18,374 --> 00:40:21,344
"And that's the baby that someday
I will have to have sex with."

735
00:40:21,502 --> 00:40:23,049
Now, look at me.

736
00:40:23,212 --> 00:40:25,306
A 19-year-old boy,
almost a man,

737
00:40:26,507 --> 00:40:28,054
still a virgin.

738
00:40:28,217 --> 00:40:29,343
To the fuckening!

739
00:40:29,510 --> 00:40:30,932
Yes, to the fuckening!

740
00:40:31,304 --> 00:40:35,400
Leezar, what is
this rubbish you have set before us?

741
00:40:35,558 --> 00:40:38,232
It's such a funny
choice for a feast.

742
00:40:38,394 --> 00:40:39,987
I'm just a little
overwhelmed right now.

743
00:40:40,063 --> 00:40:42,407
Dealing with her and you
and the fucking prophecy.

744
00:40:42,565 --> 00:40:43,782
I mean, we could
all just relax...

745
00:40:43,858 --> 00:40:45,075
Master.

746
00:40:45,193 --> 00:40:46,866
What do you want, Julie?

747
00:40:47,111 --> 00:40:49,409
Regrettably, the Princes
of Mourne have escaped.

748
00:40:49,572 --> 00:40:51,916
You should've killed them at the
wedding when you had the chance.

749
00:40:52,075 --> 00:40:53,577
Fabious is of
no purpose to us.

750
00:40:53,660 --> 00:40:54,786
Silence!

751
00:40:54,869 --> 00:40:57,873
His purpose is to destroy
you and your evil ways.

752
00:40:57,956 --> 00:41:00,254
Would you shut up,
or I will love you less.

753
00:41:00,333 --> 00:41:02,210
Are those fish fingers
you're eating?

754
00:41:02,377 --> 00:41:05,096
No more questions!
Now find them!

755
00:41:08,007 --> 00:41:11,011
Shit! Fabious, the horses!
They're escaping.

756
00:41:11,177 --> 00:41:14,602
Yes, it's a distraction
to lead them off our trail.

757
00:41:14,764 --> 00:41:16,892
And what are we to do now?
Walk all the way home?

758
00:41:17,058 --> 00:41:19,561
Home? We're not going home.

759
00:41:19,644 --> 00:41:20,645
Just because
the knights betrayed us

760
00:41:20,728 --> 00:41:22,776
does not mean we give
up on the quest.

761
00:41:22,939 --> 00:41:25,067
Together we can still accomplish
what needs to be done.

762
00:41:25,233 --> 00:41:27,235
How? We're lost,
I'm hungry.

763
00:41:27,318 --> 00:41:29,571
This stump, it's putting
my asshole to sleep.

764
00:41:29,654 --> 00:41:32,373
Thadeous, your feet are bare.
Put your boots on.

765
00:41:32,740 --> 00:41:34,868
They're filthy, I'm
having them exfoliated.

766
00:41:34,951 --> 00:41:36,544
No time for exfoliation.

767
00:41:38,538 --> 00:41:40,085
The compass points north.

768
00:41:40,248 --> 00:41:41,875
We shall
follow it still.

769
00:41:42,250 --> 00:41:44,969
I will not give up till
Belladonna is safe in mine arms.

770
00:41:45,128 --> 00:41:46,630
Oh, god.

771
00:41:49,424 --> 00:41:51,392
Simon!
Where have you been?

772
00:41:51,551 --> 00:41:52,768
Shit.

773
00:41:52,844 --> 00:41:54,016
What?

774
00:41:54,137 --> 00:41:56,560
I left goddamn Steven
back at camp.

775
00:41:56,931 --> 00:41:58,148
Who's Steven?

776
00:41:58,307 --> 00:42:00,230
He's my loyal
animal companion.

777
00:42:00,393 --> 00:42:03,738
And he means just as much to
me as Simon means to you.

778
00:42:03,896 --> 00:42:06,399
But I guess I'll
never see him again.

779
00:42:06,566 --> 00:42:09,069
Very well.
I understand that bond.

780
00:42:09,277 --> 00:42:13,373
Let us return to camp, face the
traitors and rescue Steven.

781
00:42:13,489 --> 00:42:15,241
No, fuck it.
It's over.

782
00:42:15,450 --> 00:42:18,294
But, perhaps, since my animal
companion is no longer here,

783
00:42:18,369 --> 00:42:20,713
it's only fair that we get
rid of yours as well.

784
00:42:22,707 --> 00:42:24,960
No, that would serve
no purpose, Brother.

785
00:42:25,126 --> 00:42:27,094
That would be like me asking
you to get rid of Courtney

786
00:42:27,170 --> 00:42:28,922
just because Julie
is no longer with us.

787
00:42:29,130 --> 00:42:31,349
I will drown Courtney in the
shallow fucking pond right now

788
00:42:31,424 --> 00:42:32,550
if that means
fair is fair.

789
00:42:32,633 --> 00:42:34,135
I don't like
that idea, sir.

790
00:42:34,218 --> 00:42:36,186
No, Simon can help us.

791
00:42:36,262 --> 00:42:37,263
Simon,

792
00:42:37,597 --> 00:42:39,941
you must take this
message to father.

793
00:42:40,016 --> 00:42:42,565
Tell him that the Knights
Elite betrayed us

794
00:42:42,643 --> 00:42:46,113
and he must send an army across
the valley to Muldiss Darton

795
00:42:46,272 --> 00:42:48,616
and help us retrieve
the Blade of Unicorn.

796
00:42:48,733 --> 00:42:49,859
Hurry, Simon!

797
00:42:49,942 --> 00:42:53,037
Fly to Mourne and deliver
these desperate words.

798
00:42:53,279 --> 00:42:56,249
Fly!

799
00:43:01,454 --> 00:43:04,424
Come on, Manious, you've been
sniffing dirt all morning.

800
00:43:04,499 --> 00:43:07,298
We would not be in
this position, Julie,

801
00:43:07,376 --> 00:43:10,220
if you wouldn't have gotten
caught communicating with Leezar.

802
00:43:10,338 --> 00:43:12,466
And if you ladies
were proper assassins,

803
00:43:12,548 --> 00:43:15,973
you'd have cut them down back
there as the Dark Lord commanded.

804
00:43:17,428 --> 00:43:19,146
Manious,
what do you see?

805
00:43:19,388 --> 00:43:22,062
They stepped
towards the sun here.

806
00:43:22,225 --> 00:43:25,479
This blade of grass,
one of them pissed on it.

807
00:43:25,812 --> 00:43:29,862
And then they moved, very
quickly, mind, towards...

808
00:43:30,608 --> 00:43:31,655
There!

809
00:43:33,528 --> 00:43:34,996
That's
Marteetee's land.

810
00:43:35,154 --> 00:43:36,155
What?

811
00:43:36,322 --> 00:43:39,075
Our mission may be
completed sooner than I expected.

812
00:43:42,328 --> 00:43:45,002
If I may be so bold,
Your Highness,

813
00:43:45,081 --> 00:43:47,880
what is the meaning of
that ribbon that you hold?

814
00:43:48,167 --> 00:43:49,714
This?

815
00:43:49,877 --> 00:43:51,754
It's a gift
from Belladonna.

816
00:43:51,838 --> 00:43:54,011
A symbol
of her virgin purity.

817
00:43:54,173 --> 00:43:56,551
I hold it
and savor it.

818
00:43:56,676 --> 00:43:59,805
You do that instead
of have sex with her?

819
00:43:59,971 --> 00:44:02,190
Belladonna is unlike any
maiden in the kingdom.

820
00:44:02,265 --> 00:44:04,108
She behaves
without judgment,

821
00:44:04,183 --> 00:44:05,730
defies expectation.

822
00:44:06,060 --> 00:44:07,687
When I first
heard her voice

823
00:44:07,770 --> 00:44:09,647
3 teal' Came 110 my eye,

824
00:44:09,730 --> 00:44:11,448
and that tear
turned to ice,

825
00:44:11,524 --> 00:44:13,492
and I kept
that frozen tear

826
00:44:13,568 --> 00:44:16,071
far from my heart
that burns with passion.

827
00:44:17,029 --> 00:44:18,531
If she had a wound,

828
00:44:18,698 --> 00:44:20,700
I would kiss it.

829
00:44:20,783 --> 00:44:23,081
If she had a splinter,

830
00:44:23,161 --> 00:44:26,711
I would pull it from her
flesh with mine lips.

831
00:44:26,873 --> 00:44:32,050
Just say we are too late and
Leezar has had his way with her,

832
00:44:32,295 --> 00:44:35,890
would you still be
able to be with her?

833
00:44:37,049 --> 00:44:38,551
I don't want to
think about that.

834
00:44:38,718 --> 00:44:40,641
But just say that
we were moments late,

835
00:44:40,720 --> 00:44:44,224
and he was able
to get her cookies.

836
00:44:44,473 --> 00:44:45,565
Shut up.

837
00:44:45,641 --> 00:44:49,612
Yes, I know, but what if he butt-fucked her?
Would you still like her?

838
00:44:49,687 --> 00:44:51,234
Do I have to
write you a poem?

839
00:44:51,439 --> 00:44:53,942
There's never been
a love so true as ours.

840
00:44:55,067 --> 00:44:56,569
That's pure love.

841
00:44:56,736 --> 00:44:58,079
Yes, it is.

842
00:44:58,196 --> 00:44:59,664
No, that's pure love.

843
00:44:59,906 --> 00:45:01,829
There's a naked woman
standing behind you.

844
00:45:03,534 --> 00:45:05,662
Who is that?

845
00:45:05,953 --> 00:45:07,876
Is she looking at us?

846
00:45:07,997 --> 00:45:09,715
Who is it? is it him?
Are you looking to him?

847
00:45:09,916 --> 00:45:11,884
Is it Courtney?
Is it to me?

848
00:45:12,084 --> 00:45:13,336
It's Courtney.
I think it's to me.

849
00:45:14,086 --> 00:45:17,386
I believe she is
taking her trousers off.

850
00:45:17,632 --> 00:45:20,727
Right, I will
return momentarily.

851
00:45:20,801 --> 00:45:21,927
NO.

852
00:45:22,011 --> 00:45:23,228
Thadeous,
it might be a trap.

853
00:45:23,846 --> 00:45:27,976
The only thing those tits
will trap is my warm spray.

854
00:45:28,142 --> 00:45:30,236
Have fun
rubbing your ribbon.

855
00:45:30,770 --> 00:45:31,896
Disgusting.

856
00:45:32,688 --> 00:45:34,156
Come back here, you.

857
00:45:36,442 --> 00:45:39,286
I'm beginning to think he
doesn't care about this quest.

858
00:45:39,445 --> 00:45:41,618
What could possibly make
you think that, sir?

859
00:45:41,697 --> 00:45:42,698
Oh, Shit!

860
00:45:42,949 --> 00:45:45,202
Oh, shit! It's a trap.
A booby trap.

861
00:45:45,368 --> 00:45:46,369
Oh, god!

862
00:45:46,535 --> 00:45:48,003
It was a trap.

863
00:45:48,162 --> 00:45:49,664
White people,
I knew it!

864
00:45:49,830 --> 00:45:50,877
White people?

865
00:45:50,998 --> 00:45:52,716
- Are they nice or are they mean?
- They're mean!

866
00:45:52,792 --> 00:45:54,089
They're the meanest!

867
00:45:54,418 --> 00:45:55,465
What do we do?

868
00:45:55,544 --> 00:45:57,387
I don't know.
It is against code to strike a woman.

869
00:45:57,463 --> 00:45:58,589
I'm sick of
your silly codes.

870
00:45:58,673 --> 00:45:59,970
Punch these ladies
in the face!

871
00:46:09,892 --> 00:46:11,735
Sire, where
are they taking us?

872
00:46:11,894 --> 00:46:14,568
I don't know.
Stay close!

873
00:46:46,887 --> 00:46:47,979
Marteetee.

874
00:46:48,055 --> 00:46:49,102
Mart-who?

875
00:46:49,181 --> 00:46:51,434
Silence!

876
00:46:51,934 --> 00:46:54,778
Good day,
my little bees

877
00:46:54,937 --> 00:46:58,862
and welcome to my most
special of events.

878
00:46:59,358 --> 00:47:01,907
We have a wonderful treat

879
00:47:02,069 --> 00:47:06,199
as you get to witness
a sea of babbling men

880
00:47:06,282 --> 00:47:08,205
behold their fates.

881
00:47:10,119 --> 00:47:13,464
Enter, Dastardly!

882
00:47:28,429 --> 00:47:29,976
Bloodthirsty creatures.

883
00:47:37,772 --> 00:47:38,898
Oh!

884
00:47:44,153 --> 00:47:47,657
Brother, if I die, you must
promise me to continue our quest.

885
00:47:48,366 --> 00:47:49,367
Ooh!

886
00:47:58,250 --> 00:47:59,752
No! Him.

887
00:47:59,919 --> 00:48:00,966
Kill him first!

888
00:48:01,045 --> 00:48:02,046
Stay away!

889
00:48:05,091 --> 00:48:06,263
Take the knife.

890
00:48:06,342 --> 00:48:07,468
Why?

891
00:48:07,676 --> 00:48:09,053
Watch this.

892
00:48:25,277 --> 00:48:26,278
Oh!
Yes!

893
00:48:26,445 --> 00:48:28,072
No!

894
00:48:29,281 --> 00:48:30,999
Face! Yes!

895
00:48:32,910 --> 00:48:34,082
Huh?

896
00:48:38,958 --> 00:48:41,632
We've bested
your finest warrior.

897
00:48:41,794 --> 00:48:43,888
Now grant us our freedom!

898
00:48:44,046 --> 00:48:45,093
Yeah!

899
00:48:45,172 --> 00:48:48,176
Bring Marteetee
his cauldron!

900
00:48:50,845 --> 00:48:52,643
What is the cauldron?

901
00:48:59,645 --> 00:49:02,068
Are my bees ready

902
00:49:02,148 --> 00:49:05,277
for the grand finale?

903
00:49:12,867 --> 00:49:15,541
Yes, my pet!

904
00:49:15,661 --> 00:49:17,834
Come forth

905
00:49:18,122 --> 00:49:22,673
and show thy bulbous!

906
00:49:31,510 --> 00:49:32,807
Oh, shit!

907
00:49:49,528 --> 00:49:50,529
Oh, gods!

908
00:49:56,577 --> 00:49:57,794
Over here!

909
00:49:59,872 --> 00:50:01,670
Hey, over here!

910
00:50:02,041 --> 00:50:03,293
Over here!

911
00:50:03,667 --> 00:50:05,169
Bring your fight to me!

912
00:50:10,883 --> 00:50:11,975
Shit!

913
00:50:28,734 --> 00:50:29,860
Thadeous!

914
00:50:29,944 --> 00:50:30,991
Shit!

915
00:50:31,070 --> 00:50:32,196
Sir!

916
00:50:32,279 --> 00:50:34,498
I've been bitten!
I can't move my leg.

917
00:50:34,573 --> 00:50:35,745
You've got to
suck out the venom.

918
00:50:35,908 --> 00:50:37,205
I don't want to suck it!
You suck it!

919
00:50:37,326 --> 00:50:38,669
I can't suck
my own venom!

920
00:50:38,744 --> 00:50:39,870
- Yes, you can.
- I'll help you!

921
00:50:40,037 --> 00:50:42,085
Suck it!
Suck your venom.

922
00:50:42,206 --> 00:50:43,674
I can't reach it
with my mouth!

923
00:50:43,749 --> 00:50:44,796
Courtney,
suck the venom!

924
00:50:44,875 --> 00:50:46,422
I've never sucked...
Suck it!

925
00:50:47,002 --> 00:50:51,257
And who have we here?

926
00:50:51,465 --> 00:50:54,093
A sprightly
little warrior you are.

927
00:50:54,301 --> 00:50:56,395
- Suck it!
- Right there! Suck it!

928
00:50:56,470 --> 00:51:00,475
I will make nice
when I enter you!

929
00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:03,193
It's coming!
It's coming!

930
00:51:04,979 --> 00:51:06,196
Courtney
spit the load!

931
00:51:06,355 --> 00:51:07,823
Don't swallow the venom!
Spit it!

932
00:51:10,526 --> 00:51:12,403
Come on! Come on!

933
00:51:24,039 --> 00:51:25,507
Kill it!
Fuck it up!

934
00:51:31,463 --> 00:51:32,464
Yes!

935
00:51:49,148 --> 00:51:50,320
What?

936
00:51:51,734 --> 00:51:56,706
Who is he that dares
destroy my beautiful baby?

937
00:52:00,868 --> 00:52:01,869
It's a woman.

938
00:52:01,952 --> 00:52:03,078
I can see.

939
00:52:03,162 --> 00:52:04,209
Marteetee,

940
00:52:04,496 --> 00:52:06,464
when I was a child
you enslaved my father

941
00:52:06,540 --> 00:52:08,508
and slaughtered him
in this very arena.

942
00:52:08,792 --> 00:52:10,044
Today I avenge him.

943
00:52:10,127 --> 00:52:12,926
First by killing the beast,
second, by killing you.

944
00:52:13,130 --> 00:52:16,805
Well, well,
my tiny bee...

945
00:52:20,179 --> 00:52:22,102
Oh, shit.

946
00:52:31,190 --> 00:52:32,658
Let's go!
We're going!

947
00:52:47,665 --> 00:52:49,087
Brother, are you all right?
I'm fine!

948
00:52:49,208 --> 00:52:50,334
Come on, let's go!

949
00:52:51,919 --> 00:52:53,262
This way!

950
00:53:05,182 --> 00:53:06,525
Excuse me, my lady.

951
00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:08,978
May I but speak
with you a moment?

952
00:53:09,436 --> 00:53:10,813
I'd like to
introduce myself.

953
00:53:10,896 --> 00:53:13,069
I am Prince Fabious
of Mourne

954
00:53:13,273 --> 00:53:15,526
and this is my brother,
Thadeous,

955
00:53:15,609 --> 00:53:18,237
and his squire,
young Courtney.

956
00:53:18,320 --> 00:53:19,321
Hello.

957
00:53:19,405 --> 00:53:22,158
We'd like to thank you for your
help with that dread beast.

958
00:53:22,282 --> 00:53:24,705
I have no time for
your maiden pleasantries.

959
00:53:24,785 --> 00:53:26,287
My quest continues
to the north.

960
00:53:26,370 --> 00:53:28,213
As does ours.

961
00:53:29,164 --> 00:53:30,962
I thought maybe for the
sake of both our quests,

962
00:53:31,041 --> 00:53:32,384
that we could
travel together.

963
00:53:32,543 --> 00:53:34,887
At least, until we
reach civilization.

964
00:53:35,170 --> 00:53:36,262
Yes, civilization.

965
00:53:36,338 --> 00:53:38,557
We are good men, we're
questing to save my...

966
00:53:38,716 --> 00:53:39,888
Excuse my brother.

967
00:53:39,967 --> 00:53:42,846
He's not familiar with
the customs of the road.

968
00:53:43,011 --> 00:53:45,514
Do not touch me.
Why are you making me look bad?

969
00:53:45,639 --> 00:53:48,313
A warrior on the road never
divulges the nature of his quest.

970
00:53:48,559 --> 00:53:51,028
One never knows if his aim
may conflict with another's.

971
00:53:51,103 --> 00:53:52,980
Yes, I was
just being nice.

972
00:53:53,689 --> 00:53:55,316
As we are
on the same path,

973
00:53:55,399 --> 00:53:58,073
I suppose you boys may
follow me to Muldiss Darton.

974
00:53:58,235 --> 00:54:00,329
From there I seek
navigation and march alone.

975
00:54:00,487 --> 00:54:03,411
We thank you.
And may we have your name?

976
00:54:03,866 --> 00:54:04,992
I'm Isabel.

977
00:54:05,159 --> 00:54:07,628
The last living member
of the Harshbarger order.

978
00:54:07,786 --> 00:54:10,414
Well, Isabel, my brother
and myself will ensure

979
00:54:10,581 --> 00:54:12,959
that you run into no danger
while you travel with us.

980
00:54:13,041 --> 00:54:15,669
With our huge muscles,
we shall protect you.

981
00:54:15,919 --> 00:54:17,296
Who? Protect what?

982
00:54:17,463 --> 00:54:18,965
To be fair,
everyone will protect

983
00:54:19,047 --> 00:54:20,970
each other equally,
I'm certain.

984
00:54:21,133 --> 00:54:25,138
But we will protect her
more because we are men.

985
00:54:33,270 --> 00:54:35,113
Boo!
Gods!

986
00:54:35,272 --> 00:54:36,398
What are you doing,
Brother?

987
00:54:36,565 --> 00:54:39,068
What right do you have,
scaring a man like that?

988
00:54:39,234 --> 00:54:41,032
Oh. What right
have you to spy

989
00:54:41,111 --> 00:54:42,784
on a bathing woman
from the shrubs?

990
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:45,248
I'm simply
keeping an eye on her.

991
00:54:45,407 --> 00:54:47,626
She is not like one of our
dimwitted chamber maids

992
00:54:47,701 --> 00:54:49,453
that let me take
them from behind.

993
00:54:49,536 --> 00:54:51,083
This woman has me vexed.

994
00:54:51,163 --> 00:54:52,585
What exactly
would it take for one

995
00:54:52,664 --> 00:54:54,507
to tame such
an adventurous slut?

996
00:54:55,209 --> 00:54:58,088
I imagine she'd want her
man to be honorable,

997
00:54:58,170 --> 00:55:01,390
bold, brave, know his
way around a blade.

998
00:55:01,590 --> 00:55:05,390
Oh, god, she's looking at us.
Remain perfectly still.

999
00:55:28,951 --> 00:55:31,625
Mmm. We're almost
out of wood.

1000
00:55:33,288 --> 00:55:36,713
Courtney, perhaps you and I should
go and collect some firewood.

1001
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:38,047
Yeah.

1002
00:55:38,126 --> 00:55:41,676
If you two wouldn't mind
tending these embers.

1003
00:55:42,130 --> 00:55:43,177
No, of course not.

1004
00:55:43,674 --> 00:55:45,301
Tend away.

1005
00:55:59,940 --> 00:56:03,035
Care for another bite
of some meat?

1006
00:56:07,656 --> 00:56:10,159
You're not much
for talking, are you?

1007
00:56:10,325 --> 00:56:13,545
A true warrior must keep
her focus on the road.

1008
00:56:13,704 --> 00:56:16,423
One never knows when
death might be dealt.

1009
00:56:16,540 --> 00:56:18,167
Mmm. Yes, of course.

1010
00:56:18,834 --> 00:56:20,552
I've been involved in many

1011
00:56:20,627 --> 00:56:23,722
death dealings in
focus-al moments.

1012
00:56:23,881 --> 00:56:25,554
Yes, by your
childish shrieks

1013
00:56:25,632 --> 00:56:27,009
in the face of
Marteetee's beast,

1014
00:56:27,092 --> 00:56:28,935
one could see as much.

1015
00:56:29,011 --> 00:56:30,638
What exactly is
your problem with me?

1016
00:56:30,846 --> 00:56:33,474
Do you have a sword stuck
so far up your butt-hole

1017
00:56:33,557 --> 00:56:36,231
that you cannot even enjoy
yourself for one moment?

1018
00:56:36,351 --> 00:56:38,900
My quest affords me
no such luxury.

1019
00:56:39,062 --> 00:56:41,235
Not even on a tender
night like this?

1020
00:56:41,523 --> 00:56:43,070
The moons glimmering,

1021
00:56:43,150 --> 00:56:45,869
the cold air
licking your tits.

1022
00:56:46,194 --> 00:56:50,040
On a night just like this
I returned home from a hunt

1023
00:56:50,198 --> 00:56:52,075
to find a bloodbath.

1024
00:56:52,242 --> 00:56:54,415
Nothing remained of
my six beloved brothers

1025
00:56:54,494 --> 00:56:56,747
save for their
severed heads on stakes.

1026
00:56:56,830 --> 00:56:58,628
Their eyes
had been plucked,

1027
00:56:58,707 --> 00:57:00,960
their teeth
taken as tokens.

1028
00:57:01,043 --> 00:57:04,718
I wear this bracelet, forged
of the steel of their shields,

1029
00:57:04,880 --> 00:57:07,429
as a constant reminder
of my vow to avenge them.

1030
00:57:07,591 --> 00:57:11,141
My only advice would just
be to keep your head up,

1031
00:57:11,219 --> 00:57:12,687
hang in there,

1032
00:57:12,763 --> 00:57:14,857
live every day
to the fullest,

1033
00:57:15,057 --> 00:57:16,730
have sex
as much as you can

1034
00:57:16,808 --> 00:57:18,355
by campfire when
you're all alone

1035
00:57:18,518 --> 00:57:20,566
and your brother is
out gathering wood.

1036
00:57:20,729 --> 00:57:22,197
Just simple things
like that.

1037
00:57:24,524 --> 00:57:26,572
Do you think he'll make
love with her tonight?

1038
00:57:26,735 --> 00:57:28,533
Not a chance.

1039
00:57:32,074 --> 00:57:35,374
Either way, I've spent a
lifetime often envious of him.

1040
00:57:35,535 --> 00:57:36,582
Envious of Thadeous?

1041
00:57:37,079 --> 00:57:40,583
All the times that he could
sit back and have a laugh

1042
00:57:40,749 --> 00:57:43,423
and really
enjoy the moment.

1043
00:57:43,585 --> 00:57:46,054
And I was up on stage

1044
00:57:46,129 --> 00:57:48,848
wearing make-up
to cover my acne.

1045
00:57:48,924 --> 00:57:51,473
My hair perfectly coiffed,
even for war.

1046
00:57:53,261 --> 00:57:56,310
I think you misunderstand
the situation.

1047
00:57:56,473 --> 00:58:01,730
He constantly gazes at you
with such eager eyes.

1048
00:58:02,270 --> 00:58:04,944
Sometimes he
borrows your armor

1049
00:58:05,107 --> 00:58:09,203
and he prances around the
courtyard, flailing your sword,

1050
00:58:09,277 --> 00:58:11,871
going, "I am Fabious!

1051
00:58:11,947 --> 00:58:14,120
"Look at me slay dragon."

1052
00:58:15,659 --> 00:58:18,333
He does it out of love.
He loves you, sir.

1053
00:58:18,912 --> 00:58:20,459
He adores you.

1054
00:58:22,916 --> 00:58:26,170
I know tragedy as well.
My mother is dead.

1055
00:58:26,336 --> 00:58:28,464
I have someone dead
in my family, too.

1056
00:58:28,630 --> 00:58:30,724
Also, recently

1057
00:58:30,799 --> 00:58:33,894
my brother's
bride-to-be was stolen

1058
00:58:34,136 --> 00:58:35,979
by a devious wizard.

1059
00:58:36,263 --> 00:58:37,560
Wizard?

1060
00:58:37,639 --> 00:58:38,891
Mmm-hmm.

1061
00:58:38,974 --> 00:58:40,021
Huh.

1062
00:58:40,100 --> 00:58:41,522
If you could
Keep a secret,

1063
00:58:42,644 --> 00:58:44,066
it was Leezar.

1064
00:58:44,146 --> 00:58:45,318
Leezar?

1065
00:58:45,397 --> 00:58:46,649
Mmm-hmm.

1066
00:58:46,982 --> 00:58:47,983
Ah.

1067
00:58:48,108 --> 00:58:50,406
I understand he's
a very dangerous man.

1068
00:58:50,485 --> 00:58:53,159
Duh. That's why
Fabious turned to me.

1069
00:58:53,321 --> 00:58:56,575
The most bold and brave and
honorable man that he knows.

1070
00:58:56,658 --> 00:58:57,659
Mmm.

1071
00:58:57,743 --> 00:58:59,996
We aim to kill
the magical cocksucker.

1072
00:59:00,328 --> 00:59:02,080
Do you see this compass?

1073
00:59:02,497 --> 00:59:04,591
What a fascinating device.

1074
00:59:05,542 --> 00:59:08,045
It will lead us to a labyrinth
which holds a blade.

1075
00:59:08,211 --> 00:59:12,011
The only weapon strong
enough to defeat the wizard.

1076
00:59:12,174 --> 00:59:14,848
Well, perhaps
I misjudged you.

1077
00:59:15,010 --> 00:59:16,512
It's not your fault.

1078
00:59:16,678 --> 00:59:19,477
I know I may seem like
I have a rugged exterior,

1079
00:59:19,639 --> 00:59:24,520
but underneath it all, I have a
golden heart that beats and beats.

1080
00:59:41,703 --> 00:59:43,876
So beautiful.

1081
00:59:48,210 --> 00:59:49,928
That poor creature.

1082
00:59:57,511 --> 00:59:58,603
That's right.

1083
01:00:02,432 --> 01:00:03,604
Look at yourself.

1084
01:00:03,767 --> 01:00:06,611
Why would anyone ever
want to be with you?

1085
01:00:06,728 --> 01:00:08,696
Hmm. I'm not sure, really.

1086
01:00:08,772 --> 01:00:10,649
Oh, yeah.
Perhaps, because I'm rich,

1087
01:00:10,732 --> 01:00:12,905
I live in a castle
and I can do magic.

1088
01:00:13,068 --> 01:00:18,950
Okay, then why did you need to
kidnap me if you're so desirable?

1089
01:00:19,116 --> 01:00:21,744
Because I'm
the prophecy born, maybe.

1090
01:00:21,910 --> 01:00:24,038
Or I'm going to
have a dragon soon

1091
01:00:24,204 --> 01:00:25,501
which I'll be able
to control,

1092
01:00:25,580 --> 01:00:27,082
and it's going to
give me ultimate power.

1093
01:00:27,249 --> 01:00:29,502
How? Because you can
make a dragon do things?

1094
01:00:29,584 --> 01:00:32,133
Yes. I could
make it devour people

1095
01:00:32,212 --> 01:00:34,590
or breathe fire over
the Kingdom of Mourne.

1096
01:00:34,756 --> 01:00:36,508
Mmm. Sounds flimsy.

1097
01:00:36,591 --> 01:00:38,343
First of all,
you obviously don't know

1098
01:00:38,426 --> 01:00:40,428
jack shit
about the prophecy.

1099
01:00:40,595 --> 01:00:43,599
How do you know that it won't
be me who controls the dragon?

1100
01:00:43,765 --> 01:00:46,234
Because
I am the chosen one.

1101
01:00:46,393 --> 01:00:49,738
Chosen one
controls the dragon.

1102
01:00:49,896 --> 01:00:51,523
Those are the rules,
basically.

1103
01:00:54,484 --> 01:00:55,952
What are you laughing at?

1104
01:00:56,111 --> 01:00:57,454
I was just thinking
about your penis

1105
01:00:57,529 --> 01:00:59,748
and how unusual
it must look.

1106
01:01:00,532 --> 01:01:02,125
It doesn't look unusual.

1107
01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:03,793
How do you know
it's going to work?

1108
01:01:03,994 --> 01:01:06,042
Because I've tested it.
Really?

1109
01:01:06,454 --> 01:01:10,300
And if your vagina is
anything like my hand

1110
01:01:10,458 --> 01:01:13,302
there will be
no problem.

1111
01:01:16,798 --> 01:01:19,768
Fair warriors, arise.

1112
01:01:19,843 --> 01:01:21,971
Two days
before the eclipse.

1113
01:01:22,053 --> 01:01:25,227
Thadeous, hand me the compass
so I can check its shadow.

1114
01:01:25,307 --> 01:01:26,399
What?

1115
01:01:26,474 --> 01:01:27,600
The compass.

1116
01:01:27,726 --> 01:01:28,978
Oh.

1117
01:01:30,687 --> 01:01:32,189
That's weird.

1118
01:01:32,272 --> 01:01:34,491
It was around my neck
when I slept.

1119
01:01:34,649 --> 01:01:36,151
Where is it,
Thadeous?

1120
01:01:36,318 --> 01:01:38,161
I don't know.
I just woke up.

1121
01:01:38,403 --> 01:01:40,531
Isabel seems
to have gone.

1122
01:01:40,655 --> 01:01:41,781
Isabel!

1123
01:01:41,948 --> 01:01:44,451
Isabel!

1124
01:01:44,993 --> 01:01:45,960
Shit.

1125
01:01:46,036 --> 01:01:47,128
Thadeous,

1126
01:01:47,370 --> 01:01:48,747
you didn't
by chance tell her

1127
01:01:48,830 --> 01:01:51,333
anything about the nature
of our quest, did you?

1128
01:01:51,833 --> 01:01:54,336
I may have dropped

1129
01:01:54,502 --> 01:01:56,345
a few minor details.

1130
01:01:56,504 --> 01:01:58,222
Did you tell Isabel

1131
01:01:58,632 --> 01:02:02,557
anything about the one-of-a-kind
mythical compass?

1132
01:02:04,679 --> 01:02:05,931
Mmm.

1133
01:02:06,014 --> 01:02:07,561
Gods!

1134
01:02:07,724 --> 01:02:09,226
She's run off
with the compass.

1135
01:02:09,392 --> 01:02:11,144
We don't know that for sure.
Oh, yeah?

1136
01:02:11,228 --> 01:02:14,232
Where is it?
Where is she?

1137
01:02:14,397 --> 01:02:16,616
All right, well,
it wasn't my fault.

1138
01:02:16,691 --> 01:02:18,989
I was falling madly
in love with her.

1139
01:02:19,069 --> 01:02:21,322
I was bedazzled
by her sweet bosom.

1140
01:02:21,404 --> 01:02:22,405
I was helpless.

1141
01:02:22,489 --> 01:02:23,536
You fool!

1142
01:02:23,698 --> 01:02:27,077
Without the compass, how do
we find the Blade of Unicorn?

1143
01:02:27,160 --> 01:02:29,538
And without that sword,
how do we defeat Leezar?

1144
01:02:29,704 --> 01:02:32,708
Maybe we can find some other
way, with nets or something.

1145
01:02:32,874 --> 01:02:34,046
Nets?

1146
01:02:34,209 --> 01:02:35,711
Oh, that's a great plan.

1147
01:02:35,877 --> 01:02:38,676
And meanwhile, Belladonna's
going to get raped and die!

1148
01:02:38,880 --> 01:02:41,053
We don't know for sure
if she'll die.

1149
01:02:41,216 --> 01:02:42,684
Is this a joke to you?

1150
01:02:42,759 --> 01:02:45,478
Look, I'm sorry, but I
shouldn't even be here.

1151
01:02:45,553 --> 01:02:48,147
We've almost been
killed multiple times.

1152
01:02:48,223 --> 01:02:49,975
I will probably die
on this quest.

1153
01:02:50,100 --> 01:02:52,194
Courtney definitely will.

1154
01:02:53,061 --> 01:02:55,280
Fuck Courtney,
and fuck you!

1155
01:02:55,438 --> 01:02:58,282
Maybe they're right,
everything they say about you.

1156
01:02:58,441 --> 01:03:00,239
They only say that stuff
because of you,

1157
01:03:00,318 --> 01:03:02,867
because you go out and have
to pretend to be the best.

1158
01:03:02,946 --> 01:03:04,948
And they look at me like
I'm some sort of idiot.

1159
01:03:05,031 --> 01:03:07,079
Everyone in the kingdom
wants to suck your dick.

1160
01:03:07,242 --> 01:03:09,620
No one wants
to suck mine!

1161
01:03:10,620 --> 01:03:12,714
Oh, Thadeous,

1162
01:03:12,872 --> 01:03:15,967
you have the potential
to be such a noble warrior,

1163
01:03:16,126 --> 01:03:18,720
but instead you
just let yourself go,

1164
01:03:18,878 --> 01:03:20,801
and everyone around you.

1165
01:03:20,964 --> 01:03:23,808
You have no idea
what it's like to be me.

1166
01:03:23,967 --> 01:03:26,140
Being your brother
is a curse.

1167
01:03:26,303 --> 01:03:29,603
I'd rather be brothers
with anyone else but you.

1168
01:03:33,977 --> 01:03:37,698
You say nothing else for
fear of what I might do.

1169
01:03:37,772 --> 01:03:39,570
Nothing!

1170
01:03:41,318 --> 01:03:43,992
Now get dressed
and comb your hair.

1171
01:03:44,154 --> 01:03:45,622
I'm going
to Muldiss Darton.

1172
01:04:11,806 --> 01:04:13,433
Sex.

1173
01:04:23,443 --> 01:04:25,366
Come on, Courtney.

1174
01:04:25,528 --> 01:04:26,871
Come on.

1175
01:04:36,998 --> 01:04:40,878
For better or worse, we're here.
Muldiss Darton.

1176
01:04:54,140 --> 01:04:55,483
You and Courtney
entertain yourselves.

1177
01:04:55,558 --> 01:04:57,185
I'm going off to
find the sword alone.

1178
01:04:57,268 --> 01:04:58,315
Alone?

1179
01:04:58,395 --> 01:05:00,068
I can't afford to
waste any more time.

1180
01:05:00,146 --> 01:05:02,695
Well, what are we to do?

1181
01:05:02,857 --> 01:05:05,406
Do whatever it is
you do, Thadeous.

1182
01:05:08,363 --> 01:05:11,708
Well, obviously
he's still upset.

1183
01:05:21,501 --> 01:05:23,424
Oh, gods, Courtney.

1184
01:05:23,586 --> 01:05:25,213
How my heart laments.

1185
01:05:25,380 --> 01:05:29,180
Having been betrayed by the
sways of a beautiful woman.

1186
01:05:29,342 --> 01:05:32,312
And Fabious, throwing
his goddamn tantrums

1187
01:05:32,387 --> 01:05:35,231
with no regard for
anyone else's feelings.

1188
01:05:35,515 --> 01:05:37,688
He really needs
to consider...

1189
01:05:37,767 --> 01:05:39,565
Sir, look over there.

1190
01:05:39,644 --> 01:05:42,147
It's that thieving Isabel.

1191
01:05:43,022 --> 01:05:45,775
My gods!
The balls of this woman!

1192
01:05:46,860 --> 01:05:48,737
Do you think any of those
men are her boyfriends?

1193
01:05:48,903 --> 01:05:50,029
Possibly.

1194
01:05:50,113 --> 01:05:51,911
Who would ever want
to be her boyfriend?

1195
01:05:52,031 --> 01:05:53,123
What do we do?

1196
01:05:53,241 --> 01:05:54,743
I'll tell you
what we do.

1197
01:05:54,909 --> 01:05:57,662
We go over there,
we get the compass back,

1198
01:05:57,745 --> 01:05:59,167
we give it to Fabious,

1199
01:05:59,247 --> 01:06:00,624
we make him
feel horrible

1200
01:06:00,707 --> 01:06:02,175
for the way in
which he treated me,

1201
01:06:02,292 --> 01:06:04,044
and then you
and I head for home.

1202
01:06:04,294 --> 01:06:06,592
You believe it to be
as easy as that, sir?

1203
01:06:06,754 --> 01:06:10,429
Courtney, she is a woman,
and we are a man.

1204
01:06:11,134 --> 01:06:13,762
How hard could this be?

1205
01:06:13,928 --> 01:06:15,601
It's my birthday today,
you know.

1206
01:06:15,763 --> 01:06:17,140
Fuck that.

1207
01:06:45,043 --> 01:06:46,044
Boremont!

1208
01:06:46,127 --> 01:06:47,925
You dare to
betray me twice?

1209
01:06:48,087 --> 01:06:49,964
No, it's the same
betrayal as before.

1210
01:06:50,048 --> 01:06:51,470
It all just
counts as one.

1211
01:06:51,549 --> 01:06:54,803
I suggest you surrender before
my father's army gets here.

1212
01:06:55,011 --> 01:06:58,185
After Simon's message, they
should be arriving nigh on now.

1213
01:06:58,348 --> 01:07:00,567
Ah, yes.

1214
01:07:00,642 --> 01:07:03,145
About your tin pet.

1215
01:07:05,855 --> 01:07:07,528
Simon.

1216
01:07:10,860 --> 01:07:12,453
Best of luck
with your quest.

1217
01:07:12,529 --> 01:07:14,202
And you with yours.

1218
01:07:19,285 --> 01:07:21,504
Not so fast,
trickster.

1219
01:07:21,788 --> 01:07:23,540
Hello, Thadeous.

1220
01:07:23,706 --> 01:07:25,083
The time for
pleasantries is through.

1221
01:07:25,166 --> 01:07:26,884
Do you feel that tiny
prick in your back?

1222
01:07:27,043 --> 01:07:28,215
Is that your cock?

1223
01:07:28,378 --> 01:07:31,882
No, 'tis a knife, but I'll
gladly penetrate you with it.

1224
01:07:32,048 --> 01:07:33,675
Now look over
your shoulder.

1225
01:07:33,841 --> 01:07:35,843
Other shoulder.

1226
01:07:38,888 --> 01:07:40,515
Frightening.
Mmm-hmm.

1227
01:07:40,682 --> 01:07:44,061
We have you surrounded.
An animal in a cage.

1228
01:07:44,227 --> 01:07:45,900
Now sit.

1229
01:07:52,527 --> 01:07:56,498
So, who were those handsome
men you were talking to?

1230
01:07:56,573 --> 01:07:58,120
My contacts.

1231
01:07:58,199 --> 01:07:59,621
Mmm. By contacts
do you mean

1232
01:07:59,701 --> 01:08:02,420
men you trick into liking you
so you can fuck them over?

1233
01:08:02,495 --> 01:08:03,792
What are you
talking about?

1234
01:08:03,871 --> 01:08:04,918
You know what
I'm talking about.

1235
01:08:04,998 --> 01:08:06,500
The compass.
Hand it over now.

1236
01:08:06,666 --> 01:08:08,043
You lied.
It does nothing.

1237
01:08:08,293 --> 01:08:11,172
Maybe if you would've gone to
the Wize Wizard like we did,

1238
01:08:11,254 --> 01:08:14,884
he could have explained to you
that it only works in sunlight.

1239
01:08:15,049 --> 01:08:16,301
Really?

1240
01:08:16,384 --> 01:08:18,227
Shit, I shouldn't
have told you that.

1241
01:08:18,344 --> 01:08:20,096
Isn't the Wize Wizard
a pervert?

1242
01:08:20,179 --> 01:08:21,226
Yes.

1243
01:08:21,723 --> 01:08:23,566
Sadly, I think he
molested my brother.

1244
01:08:24,058 --> 01:08:25,310
That's unfortunate.

1245
01:08:25,393 --> 01:08:27,771
Enough of your sympathy.
The compass. Give it.

1246
01:08:27,937 --> 01:08:29,905
I need it
to destroy Leezar.

1247
01:08:30,064 --> 01:08:31,361
Your quest is
to kill Leezar?

1248
01:08:31,524 --> 01:08:34,403
Yes. My family is the order
of the Golden Knights.

1249
01:08:34,569 --> 01:08:37,618
We're sworn to obstruct the
prophecy of the dragon eclipse.

1250
01:08:38,031 --> 01:08:39,453
That's what
the Golden Knights do?

1251
01:08:39,616 --> 01:08:41,493
It is my legacy
to stop anyone

1252
01:08:41,576 --> 01:08:43,544
who wants to fuck
to make dragons.

1253
01:08:43,703 --> 01:08:46,707
Yuck. Well, that's the same
thing we're trying to do.

1254
01:08:46,789 --> 01:08:48,962
Why would you hinder us
and steal the compass?

1255
01:08:49,083 --> 01:08:51,461
His mothers sent my
brothers to their death.

1256
01:08:51,669 --> 01:08:53,421
I must stop Leezar
and I can't afford

1257
01:08:53,504 --> 01:08:54,972
to let anyone get
in my way.

1258
01:08:55,089 --> 01:08:57,592
Least of all,
a slob and his boy.

1259
01:08:57,759 --> 01:08:59,682
Guess what?
I despise you.

1260
01:08:59,761 --> 01:09:01,763
You're a bully
and a whore.

1261
01:09:01,929 --> 01:09:03,727
Now give me
the compass now.

1262
01:09:03,890 --> 01:09:04,891
And if I don't?

1263
01:09:04,974 --> 01:09:06,021
Well,

1264
01:09:09,437 --> 01:09:11,110
then things will
get very nasty.

1265
01:09:11,272 --> 01:09:12,273
Oh, really?

1266
01:09:12,440 --> 01:09:13,987
Oh, really.

1267
01:09:17,528 --> 01:09:18,529
Shit!

1268
01:09:22,116 --> 01:09:23,242
Oh, shit!

1269
01:09:26,245 --> 01:09:28,122
Oh! God! Courtney,
fucking do something.

1270
01:09:28,289 --> 01:09:29,632
Your Highness!

1271
01:09:29,791 --> 01:09:30,792
Excuse me.

1272
01:09:30,958 --> 01:09:31,959
What the fuck?

1273
01:09:37,965 --> 01:09:39,342
Take that shit outside!

1274
01:09:42,387 --> 01:09:43,479
Oh, sorry.

1275
01:09:52,980 --> 01:09:54,072
Hello.

1276
01:10:29,183 --> 01:10:31,777
Thank you for the
hospitality, gentlemen.

1277
01:10:31,853 --> 01:10:33,321
That didn't
really go as planned.

1278
01:10:33,396 --> 01:10:34,943
She's gone and now
so is the compass.

1279
01:10:35,022 --> 01:10:36,740
She is, indeed,
gone, sir.

1280
01:10:36,899 --> 01:10:39,698
The compass,
however, is right here.

1281
01:10:39,777 --> 01:10:41,450
Courtney, my good man.

1282
01:10:42,655 --> 01:10:43,827
How did you do it?

1283
01:10:43,906 --> 01:10:45,123
Before your father
bought me,

1284
01:10:45,199 --> 01:10:48,453
I was a sex slave for a band
of gypsies in the north

1285
01:10:48,536 --> 01:10:51,836
and they taught me a thing or
two about sleight-of-hand.

1286
01:10:52,039 --> 01:10:53,541
Oh, you.

1287
01:10:53,708 --> 01:10:55,381
Now you see me,
now you don't.

1288
01:10:55,918 --> 01:10:56,965
Delicious.

1289
01:10:59,839 --> 01:11:01,512
I can't wait
to see the look

1290
01:11:01,591 --> 01:11:04,310
on Fabious' silly face
when he sees this.

1291
01:11:04,385 --> 01:11:05,386
Clear!

1292
01:11:10,391 --> 01:11:11,438
Fabious.

1293
01:11:11,517 --> 01:11:13,190
What do we do?

1294
01:11:13,728 --> 01:11:14,900
I'll telL you what we do.

1295
01:11:15,021 --> 01:11:18,195
We will steal a steed and we
will ride to the next town.

1296
01:11:18,399 --> 01:11:20,026
We become ghosts,
start a brand new life,

1297
01:11:20,109 --> 01:11:22,487
one where you still serve me.
And we're stable boys,

1298
01:11:22,570 --> 01:11:24,197
and we bed the fickle
wives of farmers.

1299
01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:25,497
What about Fabious?

1300
01:11:25,573 --> 01:11:26,699
Oh, Fabious.

1301
01:11:26,866 --> 01:11:28,118
We'll remember him fondly.

1302
01:11:28,201 --> 01:11:30,795
I really think we should
try and rescue him.

1303
01:11:30,870 --> 01:11:33,123
But, how, Courtney?
You are weak, and I am hungry.

1304
01:11:34,290 --> 01:11:37,590
You deceitful pricks.
You stole the compass from me.

1305
01:11:37,752 --> 01:11:40,175
Who? I didn't.
Courtney did.

1306
01:11:40,254 --> 01:11:42,006
Please have mercy
on us, lady warrior.

1307
01:11:42,590 --> 01:11:45,218
Fabious has been captured
by Leezar and his men.

1308
01:11:45,384 --> 01:11:46,977
He was captured?

1309
01:11:47,053 --> 01:11:48,145
Yes.

1310
01:11:48,471 --> 01:11:51,224
We got into
a huge swordfight

1311
01:11:51,390 --> 01:11:53,188
and we were able
to escape

1312
01:11:53,267 --> 01:11:55,144
and he was not.

1313
01:11:55,269 --> 01:11:57,146
I know how
you're feeling inside.

1314
01:11:57,313 --> 01:11:58,360
As if you cannot rest

1315
01:11:58,439 --> 01:12:02,160
until you destroy those
who harmed your family.

1316
01:12:02,235 --> 01:12:06,081
You want to skin them alive
then wear their flesh as a cape

1317
01:12:06,155 --> 01:12:09,250
as you dance around
their convulsing corpses.

1318
01:12:10,618 --> 01:12:11,619
Yes, of course.

1319
01:12:11,702 --> 01:12:12,794
Yes.

1320
01:12:12,954 --> 01:12:15,002
That feeling is
all too familiar.

1321
01:12:15,289 --> 01:12:16,632
It's been burning
in my beaver

1322
01:12:16,707 --> 01:12:18,880
since the day
I lost my brothers.

1323
01:12:19,293 --> 01:12:20,840
We've had
our differences,

1324
01:12:21,504 --> 01:12:23,051
but if we work together,

1325
01:12:23,130 --> 01:12:26,100
we can save your brother,
avenge my family,

1326
01:12:26,259 --> 01:12:29,138
and destroy Leezar
once and for all.

1327
01:12:29,971 --> 01:12:32,645
This woman is mad.

1328
01:12:52,201 --> 01:12:54,124
I believe we found
our labyrinth.

1329
01:12:54,537 --> 01:12:57,837
Where? The compass has
led us to a dead end.

1330
01:12:57,999 --> 01:12:59,967
Shall we return home?

1331
01:13:00,126 --> 01:13:02,049
It appears as though there's
something written here

1332
01:13:02,128 --> 01:13:03,971
in the language of
the Highland Dwarf.

1333
01:13:04,338 --> 01:13:05,635
I can't read it.

1334
01:13:05,798 --> 01:13:10,349
Sir, you're well-versed in the
Highland Dwarf language, aren't you?

1335
01:13:10,678 --> 01:13:12,851
You read Dwarf,
Thadeous?

1336
01:13:13,014 --> 01:13:15,893
I have had encounters
with those people, yes.

1337
01:13:16,058 --> 01:13:18,652
Really?
Well, then what does it say?

1338
01:13:19,395 --> 01:13:20,863
Fucker.

1339
01:13:29,363 --> 01:13:30,740
It's nonsense.

1340
01:13:30,907 --> 01:13:34,662
It says, "What leads you
here will lead you there."

1341
01:13:34,744 --> 01:13:35,996
It's rubbish.

1342
01:13:36,078 --> 01:13:37,671
Highland Dwarves
are a silly culture.

1343
01:13:37,747 --> 01:13:40,842
Oftentimes they speak and I have no
idea what they're talking about.

1344
01:13:43,544 --> 01:13:44,716
What is she doing?

1345
01:13:45,046 --> 01:13:46,468
Perfect fit.

1346
01:14:07,401 --> 01:14:08,493
You coming?

1347
01:14:52,947 --> 01:14:54,540
What is that
foul stench?

1348
01:14:55,741 --> 01:14:57,334
What was that noise?

1349
01:14:57,493 --> 01:15:01,123
I don't know, Courtney.
But I don't like this.

1350
01:15:11,674 --> 01:15:14,143
I fear we're
not alone in here.

1351
01:15:37,199 --> 01:15:39,827
What is that thing?
I don't know, but run!

1352
01:15:43,998 --> 01:15:45,215
Isabel!

1353
01:15:51,672 --> 01:15:53,174
Sir?

1354
01:15:53,549 --> 01:15:55,472
Help! Your Highness!

1355
01:15:55,551 --> 01:15:57,053
Courtney!

1356
01:15:57,219 --> 01:15:58,266
Thadeous!

1357
01:15:58,512 --> 01:16:00,264
Isabel!

1358
01:16:00,347 --> 01:16:03,021
Companions,
where are you?

1359
01:16:05,519 --> 01:16:08,398
Courtney! Hello?

1360
01:16:08,564 --> 01:16:09,861
Thadeous!

1361
01:16:16,030 --> 01:16:17,122
Where are you, sire?

1362
01:17:09,875 --> 01:17:12,924
This is the Blade
of Unicorn?

1363
01:17:13,087 --> 01:17:14,964
It's just bones.

1364
01:17:20,719 --> 01:17:22,767
You've found it.

1365
01:17:23,806 --> 01:17:25,558
Who said that?

1366
01:17:26,058 --> 01:17:30,985
'Tis I, the soul of this maze
and protector of the blade.

1367
01:17:31,147 --> 01:17:32,899
'Tis my duty to ensure

1368
01:17:32,982 --> 01:17:37,283
only a true hero carries
the blade from this tomb.

1369
01:17:37,361 --> 01:17:38,533
Okay.

1370
01:17:38,612 --> 01:17:40,706
Say, for instance,
a man entered here

1371
01:17:40,781 --> 01:17:42,875
by accident who
wasn't a true hero.

1372
01:17:42,950 --> 01:17:44,668
What would happen
to him?

1373
01:17:44,785 --> 01:17:46,332
Death.

1374
01:17:46,954 --> 01:17:48,297
I see. Well,

1375
01:17:48,789 --> 01:17:50,336
I am no true hero.

1376
01:17:50,499 --> 01:17:54,845
So I would like to just place the
sword back where I found it,

1377
01:17:55,004 --> 01:17:58,304
and then I will go my way,
and you won't kill me,

1378
01:17:58,465 --> 01:18:00,183
and that will
be that, okay?

1379
01:18:00,342 --> 01:18:01,594
Go?

1380
01:18:01,760 --> 01:18:04,183
Where would
you like to go?

1381
01:18:07,933 --> 01:18:09,105
Is that...

1382
01:18:09,185 --> 01:18:10,937
Your home.

1383
01:18:11,103 --> 01:18:14,448
Okay, well, I would surely go there.
That would be fine.

1384
01:18:14,565 --> 01:18:17,239
Shall I just slide the sword
back into the thingy,

1385
01:18:17,318 --> 01:18:19,446
or place it gently
upon the ground?

1386
01:18:19,528 --> 01:18:21,576
And if I told you
that your brother

1387
01:18:21,739 --> 01:18:24,492
will die without the
help of this blade,

1388
01:18:24,575 --> 01:18:27,374
would you still walk
through that door?

1389
01:18:27,453 --> 01:18:30,172
Without the blade, Fabious will
be helpless against Leezar.

1390
01:18:31,373 --> 01:18:33,967
Shut your magical hole.
Why are you showing me this?

1391
01:18:34,043 --> 01:18:36,671
it's what
you wanted, is it not?

1392
01:18:37,046 --> 01:18:38,343
Your brother gone.

1393
01:18:38,464 --> 01:18:40,808
You'll be king
of all the land.

1394
01:18:41,258 --> 01:18:43,477
Think of the power,

1395
01:18:43,636 --> 01:18:47,436
the women, the bush, the
sticky-icky, the honeypots.

1396
01:18:47,598 --> 01:18:50,818
Well, it would be nice
to be king.

1397
01:18:50,976 --> 01:18:55,026
And all you have to do
is forget about the blade.

1398
01:18:55,189 --> 01:19:00,491
Leave it where you found it and
never think of this place again.

1399
01:19:02,988 --> 01:19:07,494
That's very sweet but I
am not a female Minotaur.

1400
01:19:07,576 --> 01:19:08,998
Ow!

1401
01:19:10,162 --> 01:19:12,085
His worm
is tickling me.

1402
01:19:17,836 --> 01:19:19,213
Get off of me!

1403
01:19:20,214 --> 01:19:22,091
I'm not enjoying this!

1404
01:19:23,676 --> 01:19:25,019
Get off me.

1405
01:19:40,442 --> 01:19:41,443
Whewl

1406
01:19:57,042 --> 01:19:59,044
Did you just see that?

1407
01:19:59,211 --> 01:20:01,885
I came back for you all!
I saved you!

1408
01:20:02,006 --> 01:20:03,553
What, you were going
to leave us?

1409
01:20:04,174 --> 01:20:06,051
No, of course not.

1410
01:20:06,552 --> 01:20:08,600
Is that the...

1411
01:20:08,679 --> 01:20:10,101
Blade of Unicorn?

1412
01:20:10,431 --> 01:20:13,526
Yes, my companions, it is.

1413
01:20:13,684 --> 01:20:15,061
It's so beautiful.

1414
01:20:15,227 --> 01:20:17,901
it's very, very sharp.

1415
01:20:20,065 --> 01:20:22,113
Come here, you silly.

1416
01:20:24,778 --> 01:20:26,780
What are you doing?

1417
01:20:26,947 --> 01:20:31,578
I was just trying to cut this
horn as a souvenir of my kill,

1418
01:20:31,744 --> 01:20:33,667
but it's proving to
be a bit of a bitch.

1419
01:20:34,913 --> 01:20:38,133
You can never sever the
horn of a Minotaur.

1420
01:20:38,250 --> 01:20:39,251
Hmm.

1421
01:20:46,425 --> 01:20:47,847
Only a champion man

1422
01:20:47,926 --> 01:20:50,850
would hold the Blade of
Unicorn in his hands.

1423
01:20:50,929 --> 01:20:54,149
And I, Thadeous,
am that man.

1424
01:20:55,309 --> 01:20:57,311
I have seen the pain in my
reflection

1425
01:20:57,394 --> 01:21:01,149
and watched the strength
of my brother, unflinching.

1426
01:21:02,483 --> 01:21:04,451
My quest is one of love,

1427
01:21:04,610 --> 01:21:08,114
but also in this moment of
forgiveness, of redemption,

1428
01:21:08,280 --> 01:21:10,578
even amongst
the smallest of foes.

1429
01:21:18,624 --> 01:21:20,672
My path has been unstable

1430
01:21:20,751 --> 01:21:24,722
but my conviction is born to
damn the fuckers who doubted me.

1431
01:21:24,797 --> 01:21:27,175
To lessen the assholes
who tested me.

1432
01:21:35,808 --> 01:21:37,981
To right what is wrong.

1433
01:21:38,811 --> 01:21:42,657
To restore faith
that has long been lost.

1434
01:21:42,815 --> 01:21:45,785
And to rise to great heights
even beyond my own legend

1435
01:21:45,859 --> 01:21:49,033
as a great cocksmith,
master pintsman,

1436
01:21:49,113 --> 01:21:53,869
and stunningly handsome prince of
light in these dark Dark Ages...

1437
01:21:56,161 --> 01:21:57,754
True trials await,

1438
01:21:57,830 --> 01:21:59,924
and I will greet thee
with the hammer of my fist

1439
01:21:59,998 --> 01:22:02,797
and the slide
of my sword.

1440
01:22:04,002 --> 01:22:07,176
As the fog clears, I will follow
the voice that guides me.

1441
01:22:07,256 --> 01:22:11,727
My love,
my heart, my gods.

1442
01:22:11,844 --> 01:22:13,687
- The time is now!

1443
01:22:13,762 --> 01:22:16,106
Let us quest!

1444
01:22:17,307 --> 01:22:21,528
At long last, I have you
firmly in my grasp.

1445
01:22:21,687 --> 01:22:24,190
The pesky Prince Fabious.

1446
01:22:24,356 --> 01:22:27,610
The little sneak who
time and time again

1447
01:22:27,693 --> 01:22:29,616
has foiled every one
of my plots.

1448
01:22:29,987 --> 01:22:32,661
Who has slain
every one of my beasts.

1449
01:22:32,823 --> 01:22:35,872
Who has bested me
without fail until now.

1450
01:22:36,034 --> 01:22:39,709
Do what you will to me.
But unhand my love.

1451
01:22:40,038 --> 01:22:42,086
Let Belladonna go!

1452
01:22:42,207 --> 01:22:43,925
Cast your glance
heavenward

1453
01:22:44,042 --> 01:22:47,717
and know that when the ceiling
parts, and the moons align,

1454
01:22:47,963 --> 01:22:51,058
I will be
entering your love.

1455
01:22:51,175 --> 01:22:53,223
Sacrilege!
You wretched wizard.

1456
01:22:53,385 --> 01:22:57,140
My mothers have already moistened
Belladonna for foreplay.

1457
01:22:57,306 --> 01:22:59,809
You'll excuse me
if I take my leave.

1458
01:23:01,393 --> 01:23:02,895
I shall kill you!

1459
01:23:03,520 --> 01:23:06,319
Julie, Julie,
get me out of here.

1460
01:23:06,398 --> 01:23:08,321
Leezar has
a hold of your mind.

1461
01:23:08,400 --> 01:23:10,323
He has allowed me
to get even with you.

1462
01:23:10,903 --> 01:23:13,497
For too long you
and your family

1463
01:23:13,572 --> 01:23:15,791
have treated me
like an employee.

1464
01:23:16,325 --> 01:23:18,327
Yeah, you were my slave.

1465
01:23:18,952 --> 01:23:20,829
Yes, well not any more.

1466
01:23:20,913 --> 01:23:23,086
Boremont, my comrade.

1467
01:23:23,165 --> 01:23:25,509
Please,
get me out of here.

1468
01:23:25,584 --> 01:23:30,181
If Leezar wins tonight, the entire
world will tumble into darkness.

1469
01:23:30,255 --> 01:23:32,758
My heart has soured
on this world long ago.

1470
01:23:33,217 --> 01:23:35,811
Perhaps a regime change
is just what it's needed.

1471
01:23:35,928 --> 01:23:39,603
Boremont, you gave your hand for me.
Now you're taking my heart.

1472
01:23:39,806 --> 01:23:42,229
We used to have
fucking picnics together.

1473
01:23:42,392 --> 01:23:44,486
Remember when we crossed
swords and touched tips?

1474
01:23:44,937 --> 01:23:46,029
Do you remember?

1475
01:23:46,230 --> 01:23:48,324
Look at me, Boremont!

1476
01:23:48,565 --> 01:23:50,033
Don't do this.

1477
01:23:50,526 --> 01:23:52,278
Anyway, so that
you don't feel like

1478
01:23:52,361 --> 01:23:54,079
you're missing out
on any of the fun,

1479
01:23:54,154 --> 01:23:57,408
let me introduce you
to my friend, Timotay.

1480
01:23:57,824 --> 01:24:00,122
As Leezar
enters Belladonna,

1481
01:24:00,202 --> 01:24:03,046
he will lower you
onto that spike,

1482
01:24:03,121 --> 01:24:06,295
thereby giving you
a good poking as well.

1483
01:24:06,875 --> 01:24:09,003
Belladonna, I love you!

1484
01:24:24,893 --> 01:24:26,315
All right.

1485
01:24:26,478 --> 01:24:29,903
Well, seeing that I did the bulk
of the work in the labyrinth,

1486
01:24:29,982 --> 01:24:32,781
perhaps it's one of your
turns to lead the way now.

1487
01:24:32,859 --> 01:24:35,703
Step back, new friends.
I'll lead the way.

1488
01:24:35,862 --> 01:24:38,331
For tonight,
evil has met its match.

1489
01:24:38,490 --> 01:24:42,336
Fantastic!
Thank you again for coming.

1490
01:24:45,914 --> 01:24:47,006
Oh!

1491
01:24:51,628 --> 01:24:52,800
God.

1492
01:24:53,589 --> 01:24:55,512
Wow, right out
of the gate.

1493
01:24:55,591 --> 01:24:58,094
We should proceed
with a bit more caution.

1494
01:24:58,260 --> 01:24:59,682
Let go of me!

1495
01:25:00,053 --> 01:25:03,523
You foul witches! I hate you all.

1496
01:25:03,682 --> 01:25:05,104
Stop laughing.

1497
01:25:05,183 --> 01:25:06,651
Silence!

1498
01:25:06,768 --> 01:25:08,361
Let me go!

1499
01:25:08,812 --> 01:25:12,442
I shall be unable to have sex
with her with all that shrieking.

1500
01:25:12,524 --> 01:25:15,152
If it's
obedience that you want,

1501
01:25:15,235 --> 01:25:16,987
we will put her
under a spell.

1502
01:25:18,322 --> 01:25:19,619
She will surrender.

1503
01:25:19,698 --> 01:25:21,325
Obey.

1504
01:25:30,208 --> 01:25:32,631
Let it begin.

1505
01:26:08,080 --> 01:26:10,299
The winch, Courtney.

1506
01:26:10,374 --> 01:26:11,921
Brother!
What are you doing here?

1507
01:26:12,459 --> 01:26:13,585
We came
to rescue you.

1508
01:26:13,669 --> 01:26:14,761
You did?

1509
01:26:14,836 --> 01:26:16,304
Yes! Are you surprised?

1510
01:26:16,755 --> 01:26:17,756
Yes!

1511
01:26:17,839 --> 01:26:20,092
Courtney, you're still alive!
Isabel!

1512
01:26:21,510 --> 01:26:23,638
All right. Great.

1513
01:26:23,804 --> 01:26:25,977
We haven't much time!
Let's get weapons.

1514
01:26:26,139 --> 01:26:28,688
Fabious, there's something
else I should tell you.

1515
01:26:28,767 --> 01:26:29,859
What?

1516
01:26:29,935 --> 01:26:32,154
I would never let your
true love come to harm.

1517
01:26:32,938 --> 01:26:36,442
I present you with
the Blade of Unicorn.

1518
01:26:37,109 --> 01:26:39,658
Brother,
it is beautiful.

1519
01:26:40,570 --> 01:26:43,073
And Your Highness, please
forgive my deception.

1520
01:26:43,240 --> 01:26:45,242
Our two quests
now work as one.

1521
01:26:46,118 --> 01:26:47,540
Nice.

1522
01:26:47,703 --> 01:26:49,421
We're in this together, sir.

1523
01:26:49,913 --> 01:26:51,335
Yes.

1524
01:26:53,166 --> 01:26:54,292
Simon!

1525
01:26:59,673 --> 01:27:01,892
Now mine eyes
have seen it all.

1526
01:27:02,050 --> 01:27:05,020
'Tis only a truce.
Courtney had him restored.

1527
01:27:05,178 --> 01:27:06,680
He manipulated
me into friendship

1528
01:27:06,763 --> 01:27:08,686
by tugging
at my heartstrings.

1529
01:27:10,767 --> 01:27:11,734
Right.

1530
01:27:11,810 --> 01:27:12,936
What's he saying?

1531
01:27:13,395 --> 01:27:16,274
It seems the way is more
treacherous than I thought.

1532
01:27:16,356 --> 01:27:18,609
I cannot ask you
to come with me.

1533
01:27:18,775 --> 01:27:21,745
I know you do not expect
much from me, Fabious.

1534
01:27:21,820 --> 01:27:23,948
But I will stand
with you on this night.

1535
01:27:24,239 --> 01:27:27,743
Is this the same brother that
would not be my best man?

1536
01:27:28,410 --> 01:27:31,539
I did not deserve
to be your best man.

1537
01:27:31,913 --> 01:27:33,961
You do now.

1538
01:27:37,711 --> 01:27:40,385
We can finish this whenever
you maidens are ready.

1539
01:27:42,132 --> 01:27:43,554
Ready!

1540
01:28:27,594 --> 01:28:28,641
The time is nigh!

1541
01:28:28,720 --> 01:28:29,892
The moons are
about to align.

1542
01:28:36,812 --> 01:28:38,530
Intruders!

1543
01:28:39,147 --> 01:28:42,196
Prepare to be fist-fucked
by two brothers at once.

1544
01:28:45,654 --> 01:28:48,783
You're too late!
The fuckening has begun.

1545
01:28:48,949 --> 01:28:50,747
Get him!

1546
01:28:53,829 --> 01:28:54,921
You shit!

1547
01:28:55,038 --> 01:28:56,085
Kill them!

1548
01:29:30,740 --> 01:29:33,163
Why is she
making these noises?

1549
01:29:44,379 --> 01:29:45,426
Courtney!

1550
01:29:55,515 --> 01:29:56,641
Boremont!

1551
01:29:58,226 --> 01:29:59,273
Bastard!

1552
01:30:02,522 --> 01:30:03,899
Thadeous!

1553
01:30:04,232 --> 01:30:05,779
I'm not Stiffening!

1554
01:30:05,942 --> 01:30:07,819
I'm just not
attracted to you.

1555
01:30:07,986 --> 01:30:09,033
Fuck me!

1556
01:30:11,239 --> 01:30:12,365
Love me!

1557
01:30:24,419 --> 01:30:26,012
Adiós, motherfucker!

1558
01:30:26,379 --> 01:30:27,505
Teamwork!

1559
01:30:58,495 --> 01:31:01,499
God, I never wanted it to
end like this, old friend.

1560
01:31:01,873 --> 01:31:04,467
Master Fabious.

1561
01:31:04,626 --> 01:31:06,674
I loved you!

1562
01:31:08,338 --> 01:31:10,887
I loved you, too,
Boremont.

1563
01:31:10,966 --> 01:31:12,559
As only a knight
can love a knight.

1564
01:31:12,634 --> 01:31:13,726
No.

1565
01:31:14,761 --> 01:31:17,059
I loved you

1566
01:31:17,138 --> 01:31:20,642
as a man loves
another man.

1567
01:31:22,727 --> 01:31:23,944
Oh.

1568
01:31:40,912 --> 01:31:42,334
Jumping!

1569
01:32:17,323 --> 01:32:18,825
Quick! We must hurry!

1570
01:32:18,992 --> 01:32:21,836
What? No, no, don't suck that!
That's dead!

1571
01:32:42,724 --> 01:32:45,398
Next time you want to smash
a bloodline of knights,

1572
01:32:45,560 --> 01:32:47,187
make sure you
kill all of them!

1573
01:32:47,604 --> 01:32:48,776
We did!

1574
01:32:49,022 --> 01:32:51,400
You forgot
about their sister.

1575
01:33:08,458 --> 01:33:10,210
Thadeous!
What are you doing here?

1576
01:33:10,376 --> 01:33:12,128
I'm trying to rescue you.
We must hurry!

1577
01:33:12,212 --> 01:33:14,465
Step away
from my virgin.

1578
01:33:17,258 --> 01:33:18,885
She's my brother's virgin.

1579
01:33:19,219 --> 01:33:21,438
If you want to fuck her,

1580
01:33:21,596 --> 01:33:23,690
you'll have to
fuck me first.

1581
01:33:27,352 --> 01:33:29,070
It would be
my pleasure.

1582
01:33:31,147 --> 01:33:32,615
Stop!

1583
01:33:32,816 --> 01:33:34,193
It's over.

1584
01:33:34,359 --> 01:33:37,283
Take your last breath
with nobility.

1585
01:33:39,155 --> 01:33:41,499
You fool.

1586
01:33:41,658 --> 01:33:44,958
I cannot be slain
by mortal blade.

1587
01:33:45,120 --> 01:33:46,337
One must possess
the powerful...

1588
01:33:46,412 --> 01:33:47,629
I know.

1589
01:33:48,373 --> 01:33:49,920
Blade of Unicorn.

1590
01:33:51,209 --> 01:33:52,631
It's not possible.

1591
01:34:42,468 --> 01:34:43,890
My love.

1592
01:34:55,607 --> 01:34:57,109
Think I'm beginning
to like the feel

1593
01:34:57,192 --> 01:35:00,412
of blood and filth
upon these fingers.

1594
01:35:00,570 --> 01:35:02,447
Perhaps I will
never bathe again.

1595
01:35:03,907 --> 01:35:05,705
Unless, of course,
there were a bitch

1596
01:35:05,783 --> 01:35:07,751
brave enough to
bathe beside me.

1597
01:35:07,994 --> 01:35:09,587
You fought with honor.

1598
01:35:09,662 --> 01:35:12,711
Why don't you treat yourself
and take rest at our castle?

1599
01:35:12,790 --> 01:35:16,795
We've all the slaves, pickles and
servants one could ever desire.

1600
01:35:17,295 --> 01:35:19,138
We have dancing bears,
Orientals

1601
01:35:19,214 --> 01:35:21,216
and all the berries
you care to pick.

1602
01:35:21,925 --> 01:35:24,599
I wish I could,
but I never rest.

1603
01:35:24,677 --> 01:35:27,851
There's yet another quest that
calls me to the Western Marshes.

1604
01:35:27,931 --> 01:35:29,228
I must surprise
a band of thieves

1605
01:35:29,307 --> 01:35:32,811
and burn them alive one by one
in a symphony of shrieks.

1606
01:35:34,103 --> 01:35:36,652
I will not forget you,
Prince.

1607
01:35:36,731 --> 01:35:38,449
Nor will I.

1608
01:35:43,655 --> 01:35:46,374
Here. To remember me. Oh.

1609
01:35:46,783 --> 01:35:49,332
I don't want that
thing touching me.

1610
01:35:49,661 --> 01:35:51,254
Say hello.
Ooh.

1611
01:35:51,329 --> 01:35:52,330
No.

1612
01:35:52,497 --> 01:35:53,919
I fucking killed
this dick. Take it.

1613
01:35:53,998 --> 01:35:55,170
No, it's yours.

1614
01:35:55,458 --> 01:35:58,052
I cannot accept
another warrior's trophy.

1615
01:35:58,294 --> 01:35:59,546
Courtney, take my dick.

1616
01:35:59,629 --> 01:36:01,006
With pleasure, sir.

1617
01:36:01,464 --> 01:36:03,011
Till we meet again.

1618
01:36:21,484 --> 01:36:22,986
Is thou all right,
Brother?

1619
01:36:46,426 --> 01:36:48,178
I love you.

1620
01:36:48,970 --> 01:36:50,688
I love you, too,

1621
01:37:02,108 --> 01:37:03,906
They're cheering
for you.

1622
01:37:04,027 --> 01:37:05,700
They're cheering
for all of us.

1623
01:37:06,070 --> 01:37:07,697
Even for me?

1624
01:37:08,114 --> 01:37:10,116
Especially you, Brother.

1625
01:37:30,845 --> 01:37:32,847
I'm proud of you, son.

1626
01:37:33,097 --> 01:37:35,099
You saved
the entire land.

1627
01:37:35,183 --> 01:37:36,935
Not a bad run
for a first quest.

1628
01:37:37,101 --> 01:37:39,900
Well, I would be remiss
to say I did it alone.

1629
01:37:39,979 --> 01:37:41,947
Fabious did help
where he could.

1630
01:37:42,023 --> 01:37:43,024
Hmm.
Hmm.

1631
01:37:43,107 --> 01:37:44,575
I'm sure.

1632
01:37:57,080 --> 01:37:59,754
Finally. Alone.

1633
01:38:07,006 --> 01:38:11,386
Hello, there.
Cock-a-doodle-do.

1634
01:38:11,511 --> 01:38:12,979
Ah, Isabel.

1635
01:38:13,054 --> 01:38:14,180
Brother?

1636
01:38:14,263 --> 01:38:15,606
Yes?

1637
01:38:15,681 --> 01:38:17,103
Am I interrupting
something?

1638
01:38:17,183 --> 01:38:19,356
Nothing, I was
preparing for bedtime

1639
01:38:19,435 --> 01:38:22,109
and just looking at the
oils that Father gave me.

1640
01:38:22,188 --> 01:38:24,611
Ah! I know
what you're doing!

1641
01:38:24,774 --> 01:38:25,900
No, you don't.

1642
01:38:27,485 --> 01:38:30,034
Well, seeing you by yourself at
the wedding didn't seem right.

1643
01:38:30,196 --> 01:38:32,995
So, I've brought
you someone.

1644
01:38:33,282 --> 01:38:35,330
Someone I know you've been missing...
Isabel?

1645
01:38:35,410 --> 01:38:37,538
...And who's been
missing you.

1646
01:38:37,703 --> 01:38:39,956
I brought you Steven!

1647
01:38:40,289 --> 01:38:41,541
Oh.

1648
01:38:41,958 --> 01:38:44,211
I went on a mini-quest
and I found him for you.

1649
01:38:45,002 --> 01:38:47,846
Well, that was

1650
01:38:49,549 --> 01:38:51,768
very nice of you,
Fabious. Thank you.

1651
01:38:51,926 --> 01:38:54,349
I had so much fun on
our adventure together.

1652
01:38:54,512 --> 01:38:57,812
Yes, I know.
You have told me 15 fucking times now.

1653
01:39:01,436 --> 01:39:03,939
Well, I'm off to sleep
with Belladonna.

1654
01:39:04,021 --> 01:39:05,113
I'm a little nervous.

1655
01:39:05,189 --> 01:39:06,281
Don't be.

1656
01:39:06,357 --> 01:39:09,236
Just swing your cock with the same
strength you swing your sword,

1657
01:39:09,318 --> 01:39:11,195
and I'm sure
all will be fine.

1658
01:39:12,363 --> 01:39:14,991
All right.
Sweet dreams, Brother.

1659
01:39:15,616 --> 01:39:17,618
Sweet dreams.

1660
01:39:18,703 --> 01:39:20,330
Steven.

1661
01:39:20,913 --> 01:39:25,464
Well, I'm going to put you in the
corner now while I strum my filthies.

1662
01:39:25,543 --> 01:39:27,545
Come, come, Steven.

1663
01:39:29,505 --> 01:39:31,507
Here we go.

1664
01:39:34,427 --> 01:39:35,849
Isabel.

1665
01:39:35,928 --> 01:39:39,603
I was able to wrap things up in
the west quicker than I expected.

1666
01:39:39,682 --> 01:39:41,730
I've not been able to
stop thinking of you.

1667
01:39:42,059 --> 01:39:45,563
What a coincidence.
I was just about to finish thinking of you.

1668
01:39:53,571 --> 01:39:56,415
Wait.
Before we go any further,

1669
01:39:56,491 --> 01:39:57,834
there's something
I have to show you.

1670
01:39:57,909 --> 01:39:59,877
What?

1671
01:40:00,495 --> 01:40:02,088
What the hell is that?

1672
01:40:02,163 --> 01:40:03,585
It's a Chastity belt

1673
01:40:03,706 --> 01:40:06,505
put upon me by
an evil witch long ago.

1674
01:40:06,584 --> 01:40:08,928
She now roams the snow
mountains of Shahmir.

1675
01:40:09,670 --> 01:40:11,092
If I can defeat her,

1676
01:40:11,172 --> 01:40:13,925
the curse will be broken,
the belt will fall free.

1677
01:40:14,592 --> 01:40:15,844
So in order for us
to make love,

1678
01:40:15,927 --> 01:40:19,807
we have to track down an evil and,
I'm assuming, dangerous witch?

1679
01:40:19,889 --> 01:40:21,391
Exactly.

1680
01:40:23,142 --> 01:40:24,143
Hmm.

1681
01:40:26,270 --> 01:40:28,398
We would have to
do this right now?

1682
01:40:28,481 --> 01:40:30,028
If you don't want
to join me,

1683
01:40:30,107 --> 01:40:32,201
I could just take care
of it myself.

1684
01:40:32,860 --> 01:40:35,909
No, of course I want to come.
We just got home.

1685
01:40:35,988 --> 01:40:37,331
I was hoping to
have a few hours

1686
01:40:37,406 --> 01:40:39,454
of just doing nothing,
perhaps just relaxing.

1687
01:40:39,534 --> 01:40:41,832
Let's just stay here
and snuggle.

1688
01:40:42,828 --> 01:40:43,920
Hmm.

1689
01:40:43,996 --> 01:40:47,421
No, fuck it.
Let's kill that bitch.