1 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:15,237 Babe. 2 00:02:16,310 --> 00:02:17,270 We there? 3 00:02:17,346 --> 00:02:19,888 No, sorry. Would you give her a call? We're gonna be late. 4 00:02:21,988 --> 00:02:23,832 Woman: Got a bit lost to be honest. 5 00:02:25,632 --> 00:02:28,010 - Man: There's no signal. - Woman: No signal at all? 6 00:02:29,008 --> 00:02:30,775 Welcome to Scotland. 7 00:02:31,616 --> 00:02:32,850 Woman: You not excited about this? 8 00:02:32,997 --> 00:02:34,351 Man: No, this is great. 9 00:02:35,107 --> 00:02:37,333 Woman: If this place can be ours at this price... 10 00:02:38,943 --> 00:02:40,177 ...it'd be amazing. 11 00:02:44,276 --> 00:02:46,392 - Man: It's a lovely view. - Woman: It's gorgeous. 12 00:02:46,577 --> 00:02:47,854 Man: Aye, it's gorgeous. 13 00:02:47,997 --> 00:02:49,033 Woman: It's gorgeous. 14 00:02:49,186 --> 00:02:50,375 Man: Och, I can not believe it. 15 00:02:50,529 --> 00:02:51,489 It's beautiful. 16 00:02:52,485 --> 00:02:54,143 Scotland, here we come. 17 00:03:36,256 --> 00:03:38,176 - Mrs. Chapman. - Yes, hello. 18 00:03:38,327 --> 00:03:40,902 Hello. I'm Flo. Flo Douglas from Armstrong and Graham. 19 00:03:41,051 --> 00:03:42,556 So lovely to meet you. I'm Sarah. 20 00:03:42,700 --> 00:03:43,857 This is my husband, Ed. 21 00:03:44,005 --> 00:03:46,700 - Hello. - Hello. Welcome to Castle Farm. 22 00:03:46,843 --> 00:03:48,535 Thank you, I'm sorry we're late, 23 00:03:48,685 --> 00:03:50,572 I think we took a wrong turn somewhere. 24 00:03:50,718 --> 00:03:52,867 If you're not familiar with the lay of the land 25 00:03:53,020 --> 00:03:55,016 it's easy to run into trouble around here 26 00:03:55,168 --> 00:03:57,590 and your mobile phones will be of no use. 27 00:03:57,738 --> 00:03:59,735 They're still a thing of the future. 28 00:03:59,886 --> 00:04:01,927 You won't be able to survive out here. 29 00:04:02,111 --> 00:04:03,345 I can do without my phone. 30 00:04:03,492 --> 00:04:04,726 I don't think so. It's glued to her hand. 31 00:04:04,912 --> 00:04:06,603 Um... 32 00:04:06,791 --> 00:04:09,869 - Shall we look at the property? - Yes, please. 33 00:04:14,042 --> 00:04:17,686 So, the main house and the outbuildings 34 00:04:17,840 --> 00:04:19,760 date back to the 19th century 35 00:04:19,949 --> 00:04:22,023 but parish records show 36 00:04:22,174 --> 00:04:24,826 that there's been a settlement of one kind or another 37 00:04:24,975 --> 00:04:27,353 on this spot since the 1300s 38 00:04:27,507 --> 00:04:29,548 so it comes with a lot of history. 39 00:04:29,693 --> 00:04:31,046 Was there really a castle here? 40 00:04:31,228 --> 00:04:32,417 It was Peel House. 41 00:04:32,570 --> 00:04:35,876 Not really a castle, more a fortification. 42 00:04:36,023 --> 00:04:38,369 It was the site of a ferocious battle 43 00:04:38,516 --> 00:04:40,742 between the Scots and the English at one point. 44 00:04:40,895 --> 00:04:42,782 Who won? 45 00:04:42,928 --> 00:04:44,772 That depends on who you talk to. 46 00:04:55,664 --> 00:05:00,389 So. There's two reception rooms off the hallway here, 47 00:05:00,536 --> 00:05:03,002 a kitchen to the rear plus a cold store. 48 00:05:03,145 --> 00:05:06,450 Upstairs, there's three double bedrooms, one en suite, 49 00:05:06,597 --> 00:05:08,255 one single and a bathroom. 50 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:12,164 And there's 1.5 acres, I believe. 51 00:05:12,351 --> 00:05:13,857 Ed, look at this. 52 00:05:16,840 --> 00:05:18,684 Could have some cozy dinner parties in here. 53 00:05:18,873 --> 00:05:20,379 Do you know many people in the area? 54 00:05:20,522 --> 00:05:22,257 Not a soul. 55 00:05:23,668 --> 00:05:25,894 Flo: Oh, not to worry, you'll soon meet folk. 56 00:05:27,466 --> 00:05:29,386 Scotland's a very friendly country. 57 00:05:41,353 --> 00:05:43,852 - Sarah: Sweet, aren't they? - Ed: Yeah. 58 00:05:44,383 --> 00:05:48,115 Has there been a structural survey on this place recently? 59 00:05:48,258 --> 00:05:51,106 Not that I know of, but I'm sure everything's tickety boo. 60 00:05:51,250 --> 00:05:54,283 These old houses were built to last. 61 00:05:54,472 --> 00:05:56,207 God, look at these views. 62 00:06:07,324 --> 00:06:10,172 So what happened with the previous owner? 63 00:06:10,316 --> 00:06:13,120 Oh, Mr. Nixon. He, um... He ran into bother 64 00:06:13,308 --> 00:06:16,080 some years ago now. He borrowed money from the bank 65 00:06:16,223 --> 00:06:17,882 to keep the farm going, couldn't pay it back. 66 00:06:18,026 --> 00:06:21,212 Flo: Now it's owned by some finance company in the south. 67 00:06:21,364 --> 00:06:23,983 All that's left is the house, the outbuildings 68 00:06:24,126 --> 00:06:27,159 - and the field out back. - Did they have to evict him? 69 00:06:27,348 --> 00:06:29,160 Oh, no, he was here until the end. 70 00:06:29,305 --> 00:06:30,691 Put up quite a fight, too. 71 00:06:30,839 --> 00:06:32,913 Been in his family for three generations. 72 00:06:33,064 --> 00:06:35,367 He didn't have any family to pass it on to? 73 00:06:35,519 --> 00:06:37,942 Yes, he had a number of sons... 74 00:06:38,934 --> 00:06:41,509 Some are still in the valley, one's off fighting in the war, 75 00:06:41,657 --> 00:06:43,960 but when old Willy died, 76 00:06:44,151 --> 00:06:46,453 the house became the property of the bank. 77 00:06:47,948 --> 00:06:49,868 So did he die in the house? 78 00:06:51,478 --> 00:06:53,627 - He did, yes. - That's a shame. 79 00:06:54,585 --> 00:06:57,968 Yes, it was... It was very emotional actually. 80 00:07:04,904 --> 00:07:06,290 Has there been much interest? 81 00:07:06,439 --> 00:07:08,512 Well, there's a shortage of property in the area 82 00:07:08,664 --> 00:07:10,966 so there's always a lot of interest from the locals. 83 00:07:11,119 --> 00:07:12,472 And have there been any offers? 84 00:07:12,615 --> 00:07:14,273 Oh, yes, yes, there have been offers, 85 00:07:14,418 --> 00:07:17,910 but nothing realistic, shall we say. 86 00:07:18,062 --> 00:07:20,911 I guess a lot of people are put off by the state of the place. 87 00:07:21,975 --> 00:07:25,053 There's a lot of work that needs doing before it's livable. 88 00:07:25,198 --> 00:07:27,118 It's at a state of disarray, that's true. 89 00:07:27,307 --> 00:07:28,693 But for the local people 90 00:07:28,842 --> 00:07:30,457 it's more the price that's the problem. 91 00:07:30,607 --> 00:07:32,451 For what there is it's amazing, 92 00:07:32,601 --> 00:07:34,140 I mean it's quite reasonable. 93 00:07:34,289 --> 00:07:36,330 By city standards perhaps, 94 00:07:36,476 --> 00:07:40,164 but for the local market it's, um, too much. 95 00:07:41,386 --> 00:07:43,044 So it's ours for the taking then. 96 00:07:44,340 --> 00:07:45,344 Hmm. 97 00:07:50,516 --> 00:07:53,211 It's exactly the kind of project you've talked about for years. 98 00:07:53,355 --> 00:07:56,508 Yeah, in Suffolk or Cornwall. 99 00:07:57,613 --> 00:07:59,610 Can't afford a place in Suffolk or Cornwall. 100 00:08:00,375 --> 00:08:03,790 - This place is so cheap. - That's because it's a wreck. 101 00:08:03,943 --> 00:08:05,940 Nothing in this place works. 102 00:08:06,091 --> 00:08:07,051 Aww. 103 00:08:07,971 --> 00:08:09,663 You can make it work. 104 00:08:10,119 --> 00:08:12,465 What will you be doing while I'm making it work? 105 00:08:12,613 --> 00:08:13,617 I'll be helping. 106 00:08:15,681 --> 00:08:18,759 What? Do you think I'm really useless at this stuff? 107 00:08:18,904 --> 00:08:21,631 That's because you are useless at this stuff. 108 00:08:23,239 --> 00:08:24,930 OK, I am useless at this stuff 109 00:08:25,080 --> 00:08:27,458 but if you teach me, with a little patience, I could learn. 110 00:08:29,261 --> 00:08:31,029 Look at those outbuildings. 111 00:08:31,180 --> 00:08:32,413 Imagine what we could do with them. 112 00:08:33,174 --> 00:08:34,713 They'd make perfect holiday lets. 113 00:08:34,862 --> 00:08:36,401 It's gonna take at least 18 months 114 00:08:36,589 --> 00:08:38,400 before this place is fit to live in. 115 00:08:38,545 --> 00:08:41,655 Yeah, 18 months of you being your own boss. 116 00:08:42,381 --> 00:08:45,338 Taking things at your own pace and doing them how you want. 117 00:08:45,488 --> 00:08:47,562 Yeah, in Scotland, where the weather is shit, 118 00:08:47,752 --> 00:08:50,251 the food is shit, the football is shit. 119 00:08:50,399 --> 00:08:52,210 - So? - And judging by this place, 120 00:08:52,355 --> 00:08:53,741 the houses are shit. 121 00:08:57,496 --> 00:08:59,569 OK, so, 122 00:08:59,721 --> 00:09:03,060 do you want to go to work on Monday, bowing to Fletcher 123 00:09:03,211 --> 00:09:05,711 and keep doing what you've been doing for the rest of your life? 124 00:09:07,585 --> 00:09:11,698 - It's not what you want, is it? - You know it's not. 125 00:09:16,063 --> 00:09:17,830 Let's sell up and move here. 126 00:09:20,014 --> 00:09:23,091 Come on, baby, let's have an adventure. 127 00:09:23,582 --> 00:09:24,695 Uaughs) 128 00:09:26,420 --> 00:09:28,886 - I hate you. - I know. 129 00:10:08,081 --> 00:10:09,085 Ed: Ta-dah! 130 00:10:45,330 --> 00:10:48,408 Ed, I've wired a plug. 131 00:10:48,898 --> 00:10:50,939 And the crowd goes wild. 132 00:10:59,025 --> 00:11:02,365 ls that you? Sarah? 133 00:11:03,015 --> 00:11:05,208 - Sorry! - For fuck's sake. 134 00:11:11,071 --> 00:11:12,184 Sarah: ls there anything I can do to help? 135 00:11:12,337 --> 00:11:15,293 Yeah, stay away from the DIY manual. 136 00:11:15,444 --> 00:11:17,179 - Sorry. - Ed: Hmm. 137 00:11:36,658 --> 00:11:39,385 - Jesus! - Ed: You alright? 138 00:11:39,535 --> 00:11:42,918 Oh, gosh, you gave me a fright. We have a visitor. 139 00:11:43,064 --> 00:11:46,021 - Hello, mate. - Do you want a biscuit? 140 00:11:52,885 --> 00:11:54,423 Sarah: He was in a bit of a hurry to get somewhere. 141 00:11:54,573 --> 00:11:55,653 Ed: Yeah. 142 00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:57,459 Probably going home to shag his sister. 143 00:11:57,603 --> 00:11:59,032 - Ed! - What? 144 00:11:59,176 --> 00:12:01,096 You know what these country folk are like. 145 00:12:01,248 --> 00:12:03,626 If it isn't his mother it'll be his sister. 146 00:12:05,659 --> 00:12:06,893 Or his pet lamb. 147 00:12:14,214 --> 00:12:15,796 Do you want me to make supper? 148 00:12:15,940 --> 00:12:17,708 Some idiot has blown the fuse box 149 00:12:17,858 --> 00:12:19,550 so the cooker isn't working. 150 00:12:19,700 --> 00:12:21,511 We're not going to have power until tomorrow. 151 00:12:21,656 --> 00:12:23,194 What are we gonna do tonight then? 152 00:12:23,689 --> 00:12:26,341 Well, I am gonna sit out back, I'm gonna drink some beer 153 00:12:26,490 --> 00:12:28,225 and I'm gonna have sex under the stars. 154 00:12:28,638 --> 00:12:30,330 I mean, you can join in if you like. 155 00:12:30,518 --> 00:12:31,597 Ah. 156 00:12:31,745 --> 00:12:33,862 - Can we not use the range? - You'll burn your ass, babe. 157 00:12:34,929 --> 00:12:36,664 Maybe just for the cooking then? 158 00:12:36,809 --> 00:12:40,224 Yeah, maybe. lf we can light it without burning the house down. 159 00:12:55,721 --> 00:12:57,838 It's weird having no one else around. 160 00:12:58,330 --> 00:12:59,334 Yeah. 161 00:13:01,015 --> 00:13:03,557 - What are you doing? - You trust me? 162 00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:05,054 No. 163 00:13:06,654 --> 00:13:08,542 Do you trust me? 164 00:13:09,071 --> 00:13:10,228 I suppose so. 165 00:13:29,288 --> 00:13:31,132 - Sarah. - Undo your belt. 166 00:13:34,965 --> 00:13:35,925 Get it out. 167 00:13:46,013 --> 00:13:47,628 Do you want me to suck it? 168 00:13:48,123 --> 00:13:49,706 I don't think that's the best way 169 00:13:49,849 --> 00:13:51,083 to make wild country bumpkins... 170 00:13:51,269 --> 00:13:53,647 Do you want me to suck your cock? 171 00:13:54,836 --> 00:13:56,026 Yes. 172 00:14:07,572 --> 00:14:08,762 Sarah. 173 00:14:15,321 --> 00:14:16,358 Sarah. 174 00:14:25,871 --> 00:14:27,180 Sarah? 175 00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:08,688 Are you just gonna stand there perving 176 00:15:08,836 --> 00:15:09,949 or are you gonna get undressed? 177 00:15:10,102 --> 00:15:11,335 It depends. 178 00:15:11,675 --> 00:15:13,595 What is there to get undressed for? 179 00:17:39,175 --> 00:17:42,285 Oh, my God, you are taking that to the charity shop. 180 00:17:43,126 --> 00:17:44,315 Fuck off. 181 00:17:44,891 --> 00:17:46,429 - Give it here. - No. 182 00:17:46,579 --> 00:17:47,932 Give it here, please. 183 00:17:59,392 --> 00:18:01,203 Wow, my perfect woman. 184 00:18:05,491 --> 00:18:07,029 I have to brush my teeth. 185 00:18:07,179 --> 00:18:09,525 Will you have a look? Page four, curtains. 186 00:18:10,018 --> 00:18:11,207 - Curtains. - Please. 187 00:18:26,820 --> 00:18:28,129 Ed? 188 00:18:32,689 --> 00:18:36,378 Ed,hon. Where are the toothbrushes? 189 00:18:37,101 --> 00:18:38,181 I dunno. 190 00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:44,936 Did you bring them in from the car? Ed? 191 00:18:47,766 --> 00:18:50,537 No, I didn't bring them in from the car. 192 00:18:50,681 --> 00:18:53,256 Baby, could you go out and get them for me 193 00:18:53,405 --> 00:18:54,758 because it's a bit dark? 194 00:18:58,814 --> 00:19:00,810 - Ed? 195 00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:52,020 Ed? 196 00:20:52,978 --> 00:20:55,356 Ed? I think there's someone outside 197 00:20:55,548 --> 00:20:58,090 - hiding in the yard. - What are you talking about? 198 00:20:58,272 --> 00:21:00,268 L just heard something making funny noises. 199 00:21:00,420 --> 00:21:02,264 Sarah, we're in the country, alright? 200 00:21:03,144 --> 00:21:04,759 Loads of things make funny noises. 201 00:21:04,947 --> 00:21:07,249 It was probably a fox or an owl. 202 00:21:07,402 --> 00:21:09,443 - No, this was something else. - Like what? 203 00:21:09,627 --> 00:21:12,322 Like a crazy person making weird noises. 204 00:21:12,466 --> 00:21:14,004 What kind of noises? 205 00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:17,113 Just weird noises, I don't know. 206 00:21:17,261 --> 00:21:18,537 It's probably a bear. 207 00:21:19,486 --> 00:21:21,177 Are there bears in Scotland? 208 00:21:21,327 --> 00:21:23,476 No, there are no bears in Scotland. 209 00:21:23,667 --> 00:21:25,250 Honey, please just come back to bed. 210 00:21:25,432 --> 00:21:27,243 I can't, not until you've had a look. 211 00:21:27,427 --> 00:21:29,085 - Sarah. - Please. 212 00:21:29,882 --> 00:21:31,420 Fuck. 213 00:21:32,605 --> 00:21:33,991 - Fine. - Thank you. 214 00:21:34,140 --> 00:21:35,220 Let's go. 215 00:21:40,815 --> 00:21:42,124 Torch. 216 00:21:58,998 --> 00:22:04,377 Right, so where did you see this... this creature? 217 00:22:04,522 --> 00:22:07,403 It's over there. Yeah. 218 00:22:13,882 --> 00:22:16,960 - What, in here? - No, it was behind that. 219 00:22:19,176 --> 00:22:22,591 - What, behind the tractor? - No, it was behind the shed. 220 00:22:28,460 --> 00:22:29,693 Will you be careful? 221 00:22:40,927 --> 00:22:42,313 Nope. 222 00:22:44,572 --> 00:22:46,110 I swear I saw something. 223 00:22:46,835 --> 00:22:50,370 Well, there's nothing there now. Come on. 224 00:22:51,669 --> 00:22:53,939 Come on, let's go back to bed. 225 00:23:01,259 --> 00:23:02,535 Ed! 226 00:23:06,054 --> 00:23:08,935 Fuck! Fuck! Fuck, it's a pig! 227 00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:13,008 - Oh, my God! - Fuck. 228 00:23:13,189 --> 00:23:14,379 That is not... 229 00:23:14,532 --> 00:23:17,336 - That is not funny. - Fuck. 230 00:23:17,563 --> 00:23:19,908 Did you see that before and you didn't tell me? 231 00:23:20,056 --> 00:23:22,784 No! No, of course I didn't, why would I do that? 232 00:23:24,890 --> 00:23:26,123 Well, where did it come from? 233 00:23:27,115 --> 00:23:28,304 Dunno. 234 00:23:32,025 --> 00:23:34,174 - What? - What's that smell? 235 00:23:35,017 --> 00:23:36,174 What? 236 00:23:36,590 --> 00:23:37,823 Oh, babe. 237 00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:40,437 What? 238 00:23:40,580 --> 00:23:41,889 Have you shat yourself? 239 00:23:43,533 --> 00:23:44,690 Come on. 240 00:23:45,183 --> 00:23:46,569 Probably. 241 00:24:11,269 --> 00:24:15,492 Ed. Ed, there's someone in the house. 242 00:24:17,867 --> 00:24:20,410 - What? - There's someone in the house. 243 00:24:24,005 --> 00:24:25,194 Listen. 244 00:24:25,846 --> 00:24:27,429 Just go back to sleep, baby. 245 00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:33,596 Did you hear that? 246 00:24:46,293 --> 00:24:48,105 - Where are you going now? - Just wait. 247 00:24:57,763 --> 00:24:58,997 Can you see anything? 248 00:25:04,975 --> 00:25:06,252 No. 249 00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:24,277 - Where are you going? - To have a look. 250 00:25:34,437 --> 00:25:35,823 Hello? 251 00:25:39,769 --> 00:25:41,198 Give me the torch. 252 00:25:42,915 --> 00:25:45,064 What if there's somebody down there? 253 00:25:45,216 --> 00:25:48,097 Then I'll tell them to... Get the fuck out of my house! 254 00:26:22,235 --> 00:26:23,698 Ed: We've called the police. 255 00:26:25,995 --> 00:26:27,424 Can you hear me? 256 00:26:29,371 --> 00:26:31,182 Sarah, go to the bedroom, lock the door. 257 00:26:31,327 --> 00:26:33,750 - Sarah, will you just please? - I'm not going without you. 258 00:27:04,778 --> 00:27:05,968 Sarah: What is it? 259 00:27:06,121 --> 00:27:08,696 The back door's open. Shit! 260 00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:33,553 Hold that. 261 00:28:42,562 --> 00:28:44,832 - Didn't you lock it? - You closed it. 262 00:28:44,979 --> 00:28:46,441 - Did I? - Yeah. 263 00:28:46,628 --> 00:28:49,433 - I must have forgotten. - So it just blew open? 264 00:28:49,582 --> 00:28:50,936 Well, I guess it did. 265 00:28:52,805 --> 00:28:55,270 Oh, come on, look. I'll make sure it's locked now, OK? 266 00:28:55,413 --> 00:28:56,722 What if there is someone in there? 267 00:28:56,909 --> 00:28:59,452 - There's no one in here. - How do you know? 268 00:28:59,595 --> 00:29:01,973 - L just looked! - Not the front room. 269 00:29:02,127 --> 00:29:04,505 - Look properly. Or upstairs. - Come on. 270 00:29:06,385 --> 00:29:07,661 Do you really want me to do this? 271 00:29:07,804 --> 00:29:09,190 Yeah, I do. 272 00:29:10,336 --> 00:29:11,569 Do it. 273 00:29:14,824 --> 00:29:19,199 OK. Well, come on then, 274 00:29:19,389 --> 00:29:21,964 or do you want me to leave this open all night? 275 00:29:27,906 --> 00:29:30,906 - Where did you put the key? - I didn't put the key anywhere. 276 00:29:39,721 --> 00:29:40,725 Ed: OK. 277 00:29:40,910 --> 00:29:42,339 Now do you want to lock it? 278 00:29:56,370 --> 00:29:57,646 Ed? 279 00:30:18,696 --> 00:30:19,656 Bastard! 280 00:30:19,732 --> 00:30:22,766 Fee fi fo fum, 281 00:30:22,916 --> 00:30:25,535 I smell the fear of an Englishwoman. 282 00:30:26,138 --> 00:30:28,561 I don't like it, would you please stop it? 283 00:30:28,747 --> 00:30:31,050 - Oh, and these are boobies. - Stop it! 284 00:30:31,202 --> 00:30:33,625 Would you just stop it? Stop it! 285 00:30:34,962 --> 00:30:38,301 Alright, Jesus. Just trying to have a bit of a laugh. 286 00:30:39,220 --> 00:30:42,984 I'm sorry. It's not funny, OK? 287 00:31:19,308 --> 00:31:21,424 Maybe we should go and find a B&B? 288 00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:25,564 OK, OK, now you're just being silly. 289 00:31:25,714 --> 00:31:28,060 Just for one night until we get the power sorted. 290 00:31:28,208 --> 00:31:29,975 Sarah, it's past midnight. 291 00:31:30,126 --> 00:31:32,046 There's not gonna be anywhere that's open. 292 00:31:34,806 --> 00:31:36,115 Come here. 293 00:31:46,928 --> 00:31:48,815 Now what are you doing? 294 00:31:48,961 --> 00:31:51,995 I'm just gonna show people there's someone in the house. 295 00:31:52,606 --> 00:31:53,959 Why? 296 00:31:54,485 --> 00:31:57,486 It's been empty for almost a year, maybe it's been used. 297 00:31:57,669 --> 00:31:58,826 BY Who? 298 00:32:00,086 --> 00:32:03,578 Tramps. Or that kid, I mean, what was he doing here? 299 00:32:03,730 --> 00:32:05,542 He was just some kid. 300 00:32:05,687 --> 00:32:08,186 He's not gonna turn up in the middle of the night. 301 00:32:08,334 --> 00:32:09,796 He'll be at home, sleeping in bed, 302 00:32:09,945 --> 00:32:12,094 which is exactly what we should be doing. 303 00:32:12,554 --> 00:32:16,285 I can't. I'm in a strange house, I'm scared. 304 00:32:17,004 --> 00:32:18,357 Can't this bloody thing get brighter? 305 00:32:18,500 --> 00:32:20,464 Because it's probably run out of gas. 306 00:32:20,609 --> 00:32:23,687 And this strange house? This is our home now. Alright? 307 00:32:23,870 --> 00:32:25,758 So you've just got to get used to it. 308 00:32:26,364 --> 00:32:28,055 I hate it when you're like this. 309 00:32:28,205 --> 00:32:31,162 It's not much fun for me either, thanks for being so considerate. 310 00:32:31,351 --> 00:32:32,627 Yeah, same to you. 311 00:32:35,532 --> 00:32:36,809 Asshole. 312 00:33:02,884 --> 00:33:04,925 I saw some candles in the kitchen. 313 00:33:05,876 --> 00:33:08,910 Babe, will you get them and put them in the windows? 314 00:33:11,324 --> 00:33:13,091 Ed? Please. 315 00:33:13,242 --> 00:33:15,282 If you want candles, you go and get them. 316 00:33:15,467 --> 00:33:18,118 - I'm not going on my own. - I'm not going, full stop! 317 00:33:18,727 --> 00:33:21,532 - I won't sleep. - Yeah, well, I will. 318 00:33:24,904 --> 00:33:28,057 Ed, will you stop being such a selfish twat? 319 00:33:28,203 --> 00:33:29,785 Oh, for fuck's sake. 320 00:33:36,719 --> 00:33:38,639 No, you stay here. 321 00:33:39,097 --> 00:33:40,680 I don't want to be here on my own. 322 00:33:40,824 --> 00:33:44,239 Just get back into the bed. And stop being so stupid. 323 00:33:44,430 --> 00:33:46,197 - I'm not being stupid. - Yes, you are. 324 00:33:46,386 --> 00:33:48,306 You're being bloody stupid. 325 00:33:48,458 --> 00:33:49,767 This is our first night in this house, 326 00:33:49,915 --> 00:33:53,985 and this is how you're going on? Jesus Christ. 327 00:34:47,304 --> 00:34:50,414 Oh. Thank you, God. 328 00:35:13,045 --> 00:35:15,118 Thanks for getting the power back on, babe. 329 00:35:29,847 --> 00:35:31,004 Ed? 330 00:36:14,462 --> 00:36:15,695 Ed? 331 00:36:18,988 --> 00:36:20,222 Ed? 332 00:36:22,249 --> 00:36:24,213 Baby, this isn't funny anymore. 333 00:36:45,842 --> 00:36:48,384 Ed, I know I've been a pain in the ass. 334 00:36:49,831 --> 00:36:51,523 Please don't do this to me. 335 00:37:07,708 --> 00:37:08,788 Ed? 336 00:40:24,963 --> 00:40:26,077 Man: Shit. 337 00:40:28,147 --> 00:40:29,959 She's gone out the window. 338 00:40:40,269 --> 00:40:41,578 Man: She can't have gone far. 339 00:42:29,715 --> 00:42:31,482 What have you done to Ed? 340 00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:36,506 What have you done to my husband? 341 00:43:14,675 --> 00:43:17,631 Come on! Get that fucking thing open! 342 00:43:22,923 --> 00:43:24,156 Man: Look out the back. 343 00:43:40,415 --> 00:43:41,878 Where do you think you're going? 344 00:43:44,558 --> 00:43:46,784 Get her in here and get her fucking bagged. 345 00:45:13,788 --> 00:45:15,141 Man: Anything? 346 00:45:16,204 --> 00:45:18,704 Right, check the barn, I'm going around the back. 347 00:45:18,851 --> 00:45:20,314 - Alright. - Man 2: OK, man. 348 00:45:44,707 --> 00:45:48,471 Come on. Come on. Come on! 349 00:47:04,039 --> 00:47:05,731 - See anything? - Nah. 350 00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:07,877 Man 2: So much for the big man's plan. 351 00:47:13,476 --> 00:47:15,014 Man 1: You go and take a look in the woods. 352 00:47:15,164 --> 00:47:17,815 - Man 2: What about the big man? - Man 1: Let me worry about him. 353 00:50:21,102 --> 00:50:23,219 Man: Foxy, you find anything? 354 00:50:23,557 --> 00:50:25,172 Foxy: Found a wee rag with blood on it. 355 00:50:25,322 --> 00:50:26,326 Man: Keep looking. 356 00:50:26,473 --> 00:50:28,360 I'll get the lads to set up a perimeter. 357 00:50:28,544 --> 00:50:29,549 Alright. 358 00:53:46,222 --> 00:53:47,259 Sarah: Ed. 359 00:54:08,970 --> 00:54:10,509 Sarah: Bastards. 360 00:54:23,087 --> 00:54:26,317 Man: Hello. Good girl. 361 00:54:30,529 --> 00:54:33,257 Do you want to kiss her? Yeah? 362 00:54:35,747 --> 00:54:37,787 Go on, give her a fucking smacker. 363 00:54:39,698 --> 00:54:42,120 Oh! You don't want to kiss my baby? 364 00:54:45,644 --> 00:54:46,953 Man: Poor piggy- 365 00:54:48,368 --> 00:54:50,943 Now she's gonna gnaw your fucking balls off, mate. 366 00:55:14,530 --> 00:55:16,342 Baby, baby- 367 00:55:21,320 --> 00:55:23,361 - Are you OK? Are you OK? - Yes. 368 00:55:23,545 --> 00:55:24,854 Did they hurt you? 369 00:55:26,614 --> 00:55:28,272 It's OK, please just... 370 00:55:28,417 --> 00:55:30,381 My hands. 371 00:55:33,174 --> 00:55:35,520 They're too tight, Ed. You've got to stay still. 372 00:55:35,706 --> 00:55:37,244 Please, you'll cut your hands. 373 00:55:39,926 --> 00:55:42,730 - Hurry. - I'm trying to find something. 374 00:55:42,879 --> 00:55:44,876 - Ed: Hurry. - Sarah: Fuck! 375 00:55:48,902 --> 00:55:51,096 OK, baby. 376 00:55:51,242 --> 00:55:52,857 Stay still. 377 00:55:54,043 --> 00:55:57,851 Man: Kenny, you've left the bleeding lights on, you muppet. 378 00:56:10,155 --> 00:56:11,583 - Jesus! 379 00:56:17,251 --> 00:56:19,751 Fucking bitch! Come on! 380 00:56:21,893 --> 00:56:25,156 You're gonna pay for that! Come on! Come on! 381 00:56:30,486 --> 00:56:31,872 Let's go. 382 00:56:35,320 --> 00:56:38,091 The keys, the keys, the Land Rover. He's got them. 383 00:56:43,529 --> 00:56:45,221 Shit, Ed. They're coming. We have to be quick. 384 00:56:46,982 --> 00:56:48,062 We have to be quick. 385 00:56:48,938 --> 00:56:50,782 Fuck. Fuck! I can't find them. 386 00:56:50,933 --> 00:56:53,814 He has them on him, just try the shelf. 387 00:56:56,994 --> 00:56:59,143 - Ed: Shit, they're not here. - Hurry. 388 00:57:15,484 --> 00:57:16,793 Sarah. 389 00:57:18,553 --> 00:57:20,594 - I can't walk. - I've got you. 390 00:57:22,198 --> 00:57:23,627 I've got you. 391 00:57:31,635 --> 00:57:32,944 Go, go. 392 00:57:42,222 --> 00:57:43,336 Come on. 393 00:57:51,621 --> 00:57:54,578 Hey, hey! Help. 394 00:57:58,142 --> 00:57:59,725 Let's go. Go. 395 00:58:30,750 --> 00:58:32,332 - Fuck! - Come on. 396 00:58:33,013 --> 00:58:34,170 They're not far behind. 397 00:58:35,353 --> 00:58:38,157 - I'm slowing us down. - Come on. 398 00:58:38,345 --> 00:58:40,648 We've just got to keep on going, Sarah, please. 399 00:58:40,801 --> 00:58:42,492 - I can't. - Listen to me, come on. 400 00:58:43,869 --> 00:58:45,255 Get down. 401 00:58:49,854 --> 00:58:52,124 OK, this is what we're gonna do. 402 00:58:54,496 --> 00:58:56,536 You're gonna stay here, under cover. 403 00:58:56,682 --> 00:58:58,374 What are you gonna do? 404 00:58:58,524 --> 00:59:01,175 I'm gonna run up on ahead, and I'm gonna distract them. 405 00:59:01,324 --> 00:59:04,859 - No... - Listen, listen to me, please. 406 00:59:05,007 --> 00:59:07,702 When you know it's safe, you run up that way, 407 00:59:07,845 --> 00:59:10,191 and keep on going until you hit the dirt road. 408 00:59:10,339 --> 00:59:12,151 You know the one we came in on? 409 00:59:12,295 --> 00:59:14,870 At the end of that, there's the main road. I'll meet you there. 410 00:59:15,748 --> 00:59:19,207 OK, OK, OK. Keep still. 411 00:59:24,303 --> 00:59:26,496 This way, we've got a chance. 412 00:59:27,065 --> 00:59:28,144 I love you. 413 00:59:34,929 --> 00:59:36,893 What are we gonna do about Kenny? 414 00:59:37,039 --> 00:59:38,959 Did you see his face? They smashed it in. 415 00:59:39,149 --> 00:59:40,109 Shh. 416 00:59:42,563 --> 00:59:43,949 Man 1: You hear that? 417 00:59:45,363 --> 00:59:47,175 Man 2: We need to make these bastards pay. 418 00:59:47,320 --> 00:59:48,509 Man 1: We need to catch them first. 419 00:59:48,662 --> 00:59:49,742 Now shut the fuck up. 420 00:59:57,178 --> 00:59:58,455 Over here! 421 01:00:58,519 --> 01:01:00,789 Come on, you fat bastard, keep up. 422 01:02:07,493 --> 01:02:08,769 Looky, looky. 423 01:02:11,022 --> 01:02:14,666 I know you're out here. Do you think I'm stupid? 424 01:02:16,163 --> 01:02:18,890 Bloody bugger, you should be in your bed. 425 01:02:20,344 --> 01:02:22,341 You'll be in trouble with your mammy. 426 01:03:34,152 --> 01:03:35,690 Where do you think you're going? 427 01:03:36,684 --> 01:03:38,800 You're gonna crawl back across the border, 428 01:03:38,985 --> 01:03:42,325 is that what you're gonna do? You're not going anywhere. 429 01:03:45,008 --> 01:03:48,652 This is for Kenny, you English bastard. 430 01:03:51,299 --> 01:03:52,838 What the fuck are you playing at? 431 01:03:53,026 --> 01:03:54,564 I'm gonna fucking do him for Kenny. 432 01:03:54,713 --> 01:03:57,092 - Give me that thing. - What about my brother? 433 01:03:57,245 --> 01:03:59,973 What have I told you? Stick to the plan. 434 01:04:00,122 --> 01:04:02,348 - The plan's fucked. - No, it's not. 435 01:04:02,501 --> 01:04:04,421 We catch them, then get rid of them. 436 01:04:05,762 --> 01:04:06,995 For fuck's sake! 437 01:04:41,898 --> 01:04:42,978 Fuck! 438 01:05:04,493 --> 01:05:05,530 Ed: Fuck off! 439 01:05:11,207 --> 01:05:13,552 Easy, boy. Easy now. 440 01:05:15,350 --> 01:05:16,703 Get him bagged! 441 01:05:17,958 --> 01:05:21,221 No. No! No! No! 442 01:05:26,513 --> 01:05:27,702 Ed! 443 01:05:41,397 --> 01:05:43,055 Baby. 444 01:05:46,768 --> 01:05:48,273 Snaps) 445 01:07:26,815 --> 01:07:29,357 Can you show me how to get to the road? 446 01:07:35,561 --> 01:07:36,870 Please? 447 01:08:36,441 --> 01:08:39,289 Hey, how far is it now? 448 01:12:33,708 --> 01:12:35,061 Ed? 449 01:12:36,546 --> 01:12:37,703 Ed! 450 01:12:39,001 --> 01:12:40,115 Ed! 451 01:12:40,306 --> 01:12:41,998 Where the fuck is he? 452 01:12:42,185 --> 01:12:44,226 What the fuck have you done to him? 453 01:12:45,485 --> 01:12:47,755 Shh. It's over. 454 01:13:59,944 --> 01:14:02,018 We're gonna be doing a bit of work up the top there. 455 01:14:02,169 --> 01:14:04,089 - Guys, have a look at this. - What's that? 456 01:14:05,622 --> 01:14:09,157 Show these guys. Hey, guys. Have a look at this. 457 01:14:09,573 --> 01:14:13,305 Look at that. That's your Grandpa Willy, aye. 458 01:14:42,296 --> 01:14:46,409 Hey, you're OK. You're OK. You're OK. You're alright.