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<i>You are my fever</i>

2
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<i>A heat beneath my bones,
I won't escape it</i>

3
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<i>My skin's as thin as
those who've come before</i>

4
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<i>All those that suffer
for the greater good</i>

5
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<i>You are my temptress</i>

6
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<i>Why can't you see that I am working</i>

7
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<i>Stop bothering me</i>

8
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<i>And take the key in case
you need to come back</i>

9
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<i>And I can smell what you're cooking</i>

10
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<i>I'm nearly torn from the moment</i>

11
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<i>By the rattle you make</i>

12
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<i>And I'm walkin' through
feelings that you love me</i>

13
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<i>But just because I can hear you
doesn't mean I can't sleep</i>

14
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<i>And you wanna believe
that you can tempt me</i>

15
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<i>No, no, no</i>

16
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<i>Oh, oh, oh</i>

17
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<i>I don't need it, I can identify</i>

18
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<i>Oh, oh, I'll just break
it as you ought to reply</i>

19
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<i>And you're walking
through feelings</i>

20
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<i>I will remind you that
this body will keep</i>

21
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<i>And I wanna believe
that you can tempt me</i>

22
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<i>And I wanna believe
that you can tempt me</i>

23
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<i>And I wanna believe
that you can tempt me</i>

24
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<i>No, no, no, no</i>

25
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No, you cannot graft the thumbs
of a dead orc onto your paws

26
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Just so you can hold a sword.

27
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Is it not conceivable that I
would have at least a half thumb

28
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From my grandmother's
recessive gene?

29
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Tygraxamus, you can't have a sword.

30
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- This is stupid.
- Weak.

31
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Guys, this bickering is totally
ruining my suspension of disbelief.

32
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I mean, you lure me into a barnyard
of the coveted brain juice

33
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Just to corner me with these
bloodsucking bovines.

34
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And your problem is?

35
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Spontaneously growing appendages
in the middle of the campaign

36
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Disrupts my story's
delicate balance.

37
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Frickin' puss 'n boots
carries a sword.

38
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I warned you months ago
the ills of selecting

39
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A feline digitagrade
as your character.

40
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You're killin' the game, Shadow Hawk.
Clancy, I'll protect you.

41
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We're eatin' veal tonight.
Who's with me?

42
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- I'd follow you anywhere, my liege.
- Epic.

43
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With the song of old, I,
Magmald Teufelschlager,

44
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Will protect you from
their mind control.

45
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- Sing with me.
- Aah...

46
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Voss, you can't do that.
I can't do what?

47
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Sing. You have no vocal cords.

48
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I'm a bardladin, okay? Slaying
and singing is what I do.

49
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You are a wandering phantom
trapped in the astral plane.

50
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You've cut the umbilical cord that
tethered your soul to the mortal world.

51
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- Your body is back at the glen.
- I didn't cut my cord.

52
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- Pat, did I cut my cord?
- No cords were cut.

53
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You tried sharpening
your sword on it.

54
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No, I wasn't.

55
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- Yes.
- No.

56
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- Yes.
- No.

57
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- Yep. Yep.
- No, there was no sharpening.

58
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- Yep. Yep.
- You're having a senior moment!

59
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Personal attacks.
Very mature.

60
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Every time Magmald defies
one of your lame monsters,

61
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Your reap vengeance on
a member of the guild.

62
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And you're creating monsters that don't
even exist in the known universe.

63
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Release Moon-Strider
from the pale ruby.

64
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Let me come down from
the astral plane.

65
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- Give Tygraxamus some thumbs!
- Yeah!

66
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May I remind you, it's "D of D"...

67
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"Dawn of days"... My
game, my creation!

68
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If you don't like it, Voss, Why
don't you go join another guild?!

69
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But stop picking apart my narrative in
some desperate attempt for attention!

70
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Yaahhh!

71
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Three hundred dollars?

72
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Come on, Gary, I can get a couple of
pristine plastic tables for 20 bucks.

73
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Mr. Gary says this is
for punitive damages

74
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For the other times you popped your
lid and scared customers away.

75
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Personally, I think
it's pretty gracious

76
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Considering he could press charges.

77
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Why does he have my sword?
To ensure that Mr. Gary is paid in full.

78
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Or you could take a ride.

79
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Oh, that sucks.

80
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What's worse is he's never
gonna last in prison,

81
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Not with a pretty face like that.

82
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Oh, that's Pat-Pat. I gotta go.

83
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- I'll talk to you later.
- I'll think positive. Tell me what happens.

84
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Oh!

85
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You've been wearing my
magnets. I can tell.

86
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Your complexion is less...

87
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Oily.

88
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Admit it. The therapy works.

89
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Uh, yeah. Thanks for...
letting me use them.

90
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Oh, stay your hand.

91
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Have you tried sleeping with them?

92
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I find my dreams change color
depending on where I place them.

93
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I'm leaving.

94
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Voss.

95
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My freakin' hard drive.
Oh!

96
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Oh, man!

97
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Oh...

98
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So, how was working
with your brother?

99
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I don't know. Maybe it's coming
from the gaming industry

100
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To, uh, food service,
but I can't do it.

101
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You know, they don't
even have benefits?

102
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You're gonna have to get a
job at some point, right?

103
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You can come work at
Digicert with me.

104
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Oh, no, actually, I have my interview
with Warlocks of the Beach,

105
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So...

106
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Warlocks of the...
Of the Beach?

107
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Yeah, that's the one that's
gonna take you to Seattle?

108
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- Yeah.
- And that's... This is a good thing.

109
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This is great... for you.
This is your dream.

110
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Yeah. I'm gonna sell 'em on my new
ideas for that gaming scenario.

111
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I figure it's time for
me to move up, so...

112
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And that's it. Oh...

113
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Um, I'll see ya tomorrow.

114
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You know what? Actually, um,

115
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I have some good news of my own.

116
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Did you know that I've been
dating someone online?

117
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Yeah, I remember.

118
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Oh. You... You do. Okay, well...

119
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I wanted to show you.

120
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His name is Tanick Stormblade.

121
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He's a rogue, huh? Those are
sweet heroic shoulder pads.

122
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Yeah, when we melee together, it's
like we've done so in a former life.

123
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As you can imagine, our
relationship is very special,

124
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And so after months
of online courtship,

125
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I feel his intentions are noble...

126
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And so tomorrow we're
meeting for hoagies.

127
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Sweet. Be careful.

128
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I... I will.

129
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But if he does the same
thing Samantha did...

130
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You and Samantha broke up?

131
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Yeah. She said she wanted
somebody more responsible.

132
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I am...
I'm so sorry about that.

133
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I... I'm so sorry...
to hear that.

134
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- Let's... Do you want to talk about this?
- Nope.

135
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But hey, if Tanick hurts
you, let me know,

136
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I'll find his character
online and kick its ass.

137
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Thank you... Voss.

138
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The most important lesson in life

139
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Is that you are what
you pretend to be.

140
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Did you pull that out
of a fortune cookie?

141
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It's the secret to
surviving this world.

142
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You want to be a knight,
pretend you're a knight

143
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And live by their code
and think like one.

144
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And in the end, you ARE a knight.

145
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Well, I'm just tired
of wasting my life,

146
00:08:00,787 --> 00:08:02,386
Not being productive.

147
00:08:02,388 --> 00:08:07,391
You're not gonna be out
there just, like, doing...

148
00:08:45,131 --> 00:08:46,597
Oh, hey.
Where's Voss?

149
00:08:46,599 --> 00:08:49,500
He's not...
I will break your liver.

150
00:09:06,451 --> 00:09:09,253
You didn't show up
at the taco shop.

151
00:09:10,923 --> 00:09:12,990
Aaah! Clancy!

152
00:09:14,928 --> 00:09:19,330
You said that your unemployment
would help me pay the rent...

153
00:09:19,332 --> 00:09:22,233
Ow!!!! And then you told
me that you'd have a job,

154
00:09:22,235 --> 00:09:25,303
What was that, five,
six months ago?

155
00:09:25,305 --> 00:09:27,338
Ow! Ow!

156
00:09:27,340 --> 00:09:30,041
I'm sensing a pattern here.
I don't like it.

157
00:09:30,043 --> 00:09:33,644
Ow! I have my meeting with
Warlocks at the Beach, all right?!

158
00:09:33,646 --> 00:09:35,846
I'm not going smelling
like a fish taco!

159
00:09:35,848 --> 00:09:39,550
Now, this is a new choke hold I learned
tonight from Jackson the mighty.

160
00:09:39,552 --> 00:09:42,320
It's a ballet of
violence, brother...

161
00:09:42,322 --> 00:09:44,055
A ballet of violence.

162
00:09:44,057 --> 00:09:47,625
Unh! Pliee....
Sashay...

163
00:09:47,627 --> 00:09:49,527
I have my interview tomorrow!

164
00:09:49,529 --> 00:09:51,963
You tellin' me the truth? Yeah?

165
00:09:51,965 --> 00:09:55,366
'Cause if you're lying, then
you're out of here, bro.

166
00:09:55,368 --> 00:09:58,135
Why don't you choke Clancy anymore?

167
00:09:58,137 --> 00:10:02,807
Because Clancy participates,
helps me pay the rent.

168
00:10:02,809 --> 00:10:05,409
And look at him...

169
00:10:05,411 --> 00:10:08,279
Can't handle my rhythm.

170
00:10:08,281 --> 00:10:10,548
Right, Clance?
Yeah.

171
00:10:11,783 --> 00:10:14,952
Yeah... yeah.

172
00:10:14,954 --> 00:10:16,721
Pansy.

173
00:10:16,723 --> 00:10:18,990
I held out for twice that long.

174
00:10:18,992 --> 00:10:20,491
Tapping is for suckers.

175
00:10:20,493 --> 00:10:24,662
What'd you guys eat?
Bok Choy.

176
00:10:24,664 --> 00:10:26,430
Bok Choy?

177
00:10:27,633 --> 00:10:29,800
Hey. Hey, bro.

178
00:10:31,036 --> 00:10:32,370
Hey.

179
00:10:32,372 --> 00:10:33,904
Hey.

180
00:10:33,906 --> 00:10:36,107
Hey. Hey.

181
00:10:36,109 --> 00:10:38,843
Hey, there he is.

182
00:10:38,845 --> 00:10:43,047
Hey...
do you feel all tingly?

183
00:10:43,049 --> 00:10:44,649
Uh-Huh.

184
00:10:44,651 --> 00:10:46,684
I love that.

185
00:10:51,157 --> 00:10:53,190
Yah! Yah!

186
00:10:53,192 --> 00:10:54,892
Yah!

187
00:10:58,997 --> 00:11:00,531
Thanks.

188
00:11:21,019 --> 00:11:24,188
I have to tell you
something serious.

189
00:11:29,695 --> 00:11:32,930
I haven't been honest...

190
00:11:32,932 --> 00:11:34,765
About my feelings.

191
00:11:41,306 --> 00:11:44,642
I'm in love with someone else.

192
00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:49,914
Very real.

193
00:11:57,723 --> 00:12:00,291
Okay. Um, I'm sorry

194
00:12:00,293 --> 00:12:02,960
That I led you on

195
00:12:02,962 --> 00:12:06,397
At the Tavern of the Green Dragon.

196
00:12:08,100 --> 00:12:11,869
It's not you. It's me.

197
00:12:11,871 --> 00:12:14,839
We can still...
fight together,

198
00:12:14,841 --> 00:12:18,309
Just... not as often.

199
00:12:20,846 --> 00:12:23,914
Tanick. Tanick.

200
00:12:25,717 --> 00:12:26,851
Tanick?

201
00:12:26,853 --> 00:12:28,853
Ohh!
Yah!

202
00:12:28,855 --> 00:12:31,222
Tanick?

203
00:12:34,860 --> 00:12:36,427
Tanick?

204
00:12:48,473 --> 00:12:51,208
I'm an awful person.

205
00:12:55,647 --> 00:12:56,847
Hi.

206
00:12:56,849 --> 00:12:59,316
What's wrong?

207
00:12:59,318 --> 00:13:02,019
I want to create a love
interest for Rashanna

208
00:13:02,021 --> 00:13:04,188
To experience for
the duration of this campaign,

209
00:13:04,190 --> 00:13:07,358
And I really like the idea of her
falling in love with your character.

210
00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:08,993
And I've already created
a backstory

211
00:13:08,995 --> 00:13:12,329
How she lost her husband to
a freak white dragon accident

212
00:13:12,331 --> 00:13:14,265
And is now in tremendous
mental turmoil

213
00:13:14,267 --> 00:13:16,233
Because of her sudden rebound,

214
00:13:16,235 --> 00:13:17,735
So she's very vulnerable

215
00:13:17,737 --> 00:13:20,638
And she needs somebody
to protect her.

216
00:13:21,540 --> 00:13:24,875
But Magmald went celibate.

217
00:13:26,278 --> 00:13:29,346
We can work around that.

218
00:13:33,318 --> 00:13:35,452
Handwritten resumé.

219
00:13:35,454 --> 00:13:38,756
Never seen one in calligraphy.

220
00:13:38,758 --> 00:13:40,491
Thanks.

221
00:13:42,093 --> 00:13:46,997
You realize this job requires you to
move to our headquarters in Seattle?

222
00:13:46,999 --> 00:13:49,033
I'm not at liberty to tell you
too much about the project

223
00:13:49,035 --> 00:13:52,436
Other than it's an A.R.G.,
Alternative Reality Game,

224
00:13:52,438 --> 00:13:56,106
- A blend of online and offline gaming.
- Epic.

225
00:13:56,108 --> 00:13:58,809
The game director position
is not gonna be an easy one.

226
00:13:58,811 --> 00:14:01,979
You are gonna have to
manage a team of over 15 people

227
00:14:01,981 --> 00:14:05,783
And... I'm not seeing
anything on your resumé.

228
00:14:07,085 --> 00:14:10,254
Look, I'm, uh, I'm the
leader of a... of a guild.

229
00:14:10,256 --> 00:14:12,456
My main character
actually has a full set

230
00:14:12,458 --> 00:14:14,558
- Of fifth tier heroic level-
- Yeah.

231
00:14:14,560 --> 00:14:16,927
- I've also spent more than 3900 hours...
- Look...

232
00:14:16,929 --> 00:14:18,963
I've seen over 50 people
for this position,

233
00:14:18,965 --> 00:14:21,565
And they're all saying the same
thing over and over again.

234
00:14:21,567 --> 00:14:24,301
- Tier five...
- If you want this job,

235
00:14:24,303 --> 00:14:28,105
You need to stand out and prove to
me that you're the complete package.

236
00:14:28,107 --> 00:14:30,341
Gamer? Yeah.

237
00:14:30,343 --> 00:14:32,643
Leader...?

238
00:14:35,146 --> 00:14:37,114
I can lead people, sir.

239
00:14:37,116 --> 00:14:39,884
Look, I'm not gonna make a
decision for another week.

240
00:14:39,886 --> 00:14:41,886
Can you put together something
in the next day or two

241
00:14:41,888 --> 00:14:44,288
That will prove to me
that you can lead people?

242
00:14:44,290 --> 00:14:47,558
Yeah.

243
00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:50,394
I look forward to seeing
what you bring back.

244
00:14:50,396 --> 00:14:52,963
Me too.

245
00:15:00,805 --> 00:15:02,973
Why can't I do that?

246
00:15:02,975 --> 00:15:04,520
It doesn't make any sense.

247
00:15:04,546 --> 00:15:05,910
Why can't I go through
the high plains pass?

248
00:15:05,912 --> 00:15:09,754
Voss, it's your brother! You were
supposed to be here 17 minutes ago!

249
00:15:09,780 --> 00:15:12,283
Where are you?! If you are
not here in five minutes,

250
00:15:12,285 --> 00:15:14,852
I swear to you
I am doubling your rent,

251
00:15:14,854 --> 00:15:17,454
And if I see you,
I will choke you out!

252
00:15:17,456 --> 00:15:20,524
- It wasn't snowing.
- What the hell are you talkin' about?!

253
00:15:20,526 --> 00:15:22,593
You said it was fall, not winter!

254
00:15:22,595 --> 00:15:24,695
Well, let's see. The turtlebuds
haven't bloomed yet,

255
00:15:24,697 --> 00:15:27,998
All the rabbits have gone south,
ss well as the plains wolves,

256
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:30,000
Which is the only food source
for the Beast Lord.

257
00:15:30,002 --> 00:15:33,203
So that would make it, I think...
Uh, yeah... Winter.

258
00:15:33,205 --> 00:15:34,471
It's bullcrap.

259
00:15:34,473 --> 00:15:36,106
Bullcrap! Right?

260
00:15:36,108 --> 00:15:38,208
- Right? Am I right?
- Hi.

261
00:15:38,210 --> 00:15:40,010
Right? Right? Yeah!

262
00:15:40,012 --> 00:15:42,479
Come on, fantasy pants,
what are you gonna change now?

263
00:15:42,481 --> 00:15:45,683
I'm incredibly unsatisfied with the
particular inconsistencies of this game.

264
00:15:45,685 --> 00:15:47,017
I'm just sayin'.

265
00:15:51,023 --> 00:15:53,924
I have a vote I'd like to
bring before the guild.

266
00:15:53,926 --> 00:15:56,527
I have a lot of friends that
would like to join this game,

267
00:15:56,529 --> 00:15:58,762
But unfortunately,
it sucks three things:

268
00:15:58,764 --> 00:16:00,898
Turkey balls, troll, and ass.

269
00:16:00,900 --> 00:16:04,034
I would like to propose that
I become the new game master

270
00:16:04,036 --> 00:16:05,869
And manage
the rest of this campaign.

271
00:16:05,871 --> 00:16:07,604
I can promise you by next friday

272
00:16:07,606 --> 00:16:09,606
We'll have at least
a dozen new people involved.

273
00:16:09,608 --> 00:16:11,275
That includes healers.

274
00:16:11,277 --> 00:16:12,676
Who agrees?

275
00:16:14,079 --> 00:16:17,081
It's settled, then.
I'll run the guild this week.

276
00:16:17,083 --> 00:16:19,550
This is my campaign.

277
00:16:19,552 --> 00:16:21,418
No, it's not!
We took a vote!

278
00:16:21,420 --> 00:16:23,053
Voss!

279
00:16:24,489 --> 00:16:28,058
It's the role-Playing.
My character's a barbarian,

280
00:16:28,060 --> 00:16:29,560
Has some control issues.

281
00:16:29,562 --> 00:16:31,528
Thanks.

282
00:16:33,331 --> 00:16:35,733
Well...

283
00:16:35,735 --> 00:16:39,570
I think I could give it a go
under one condition:

284
00:16:39,572 --> 00:16:41,739
That you...

285
00:16:45,810 --> 00:16:49,079
Destroy... the Beast Lord.

286
00:17:02,193 --> 00:17:03,594
Bring it, weak sauce.

287
00:17:03,596 --> 00:17:06,597
And if you lose, Magmald dies,

288
00:17:06,599 --> 00:17:08,198
Never to be resurrected,

289
00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:12,236
And you have to leave
the guild forever.

290
00:17:12,238 --> 00:17:14,638
Don't do it.
Don't do it.

291
00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:16,306
Don't do it.
Let's do it.

292
00:17:16,308 --> 00:17:17,975
Fine. Do it.

293
00:17:21,646 --> 00:17:24,948
I cast righteous indignation.

294
00:17:24,950 --> 00:17:27,951
That's a 15-Foot barrier of
protection against projectiles.

295
00:17:27,953 --> 00:17:30,621
I'll also be drinking
my potion of bull strength.

296
00:17:30,623 --> 00:17:32,890
Don't forget fire.
Resistance to fire.

297
00:17:37,930 --> 00:17:41,065
I come down from
the astral plane...

298
00:17:41,067 --> 00:17:42,733
Which I was never in...

299
00:17:42,735 --> 00:17:44,868
Ah ah... Ah...

300
00:17:44,870 --> 00:17:46,870
And raise my sword to heronius,

301
00:17:46,872 --> 00:17:49,673
Adding plus-Three
to my hit and damage.

302
00:17:49,675 --> 00:17:51,308
Yes, yes, yes.
Well...

303
00:17:52,610 --> 00:17:54,945
That's... pretty hot stuff.

304
00:17:54,947 --> 00:17:58,515
Why don't you roll a saving throw

305
00:17:58,517 --> 00:18:01,919
Against the Beast Lord's psyonic
death stare while you're at it?

306
00:18:01,921 --> 00:18:05,389
Come on, man! When did the
Beast Lord get psyonics?!

307
00:18:05,391 --> 00:18:08,592
When he was a baby Beast Lord?

308
00:18:11,764 --> 00:18:14,298
Whatever. Let's do this.

309
00:18:22,440 --> 00:18:24,174
A critical failure.

310
00:18:24,176 --> 00:18:29,046
Unless you roll something greater
than eight, you will die.

311
00:18:30,215 --> 00:18:32,783
Thank you.

312
00:18:37,455 --> 00:18:39,089
Five, five, five, five, five.

313
00:19:01,412 --> 00:19:04,748
Well...
the dice don't lie.

314
00:19:13,725 --> 00:19:15,325
It's just a game.

315
00:19:28,806 --> 00:19:31,241
What, your pegasus get ringworm?

316
00:19:31,243 --> 00:19:33,911
Have to be put down?

317
00:19:33,913 --> 00:19:35,746
Shut up.

318
00:20:06,644 --> 00:20:09,279
Heronius!

319
00:20:18,623 --> 00:20:19,123
Ahh....

320
00:20:22,828 --> 00:20:26,163
Ahhhhhh....

321
00:20:27,465 --> 00:20:32,035
Aaaaaahhh....

322
00:21:35,767 --> 00:21:38,969
I was born in the wrong universe.

323
00:21:53,785 --> 00:21:57,187
Phhht. That...

324
00:21:57,189 --> 00:21:59,356
Was horrible.

325
00:21:59,358 --> 00:22:04,795
This is a play about
forbidden love.

326
00:22:04,797 --> 00:22:07,331
It's in the words.

327
00:22:08,333 --> 00:22:11,368
Feel it in your loins.

328
00:22:11,370 --> 00:22:12,736
Yes, sir.

329
00:22:12,738 --> 00:22:15,172
Let's try again, shall we?
Yes, sir.

330
00:22:15,174 --> 00:22:18,108
Okay. Places.
Okay, yeah.

331
00:22:21,612 --> 00:22:22,879
Action.

332
00:22:30,221 --> 00:22:31,088
Unh!

333
00:22:31,090 --> 00:22:33,957
Four ages shall pass...

334
00:22:33,959 --> 00:22:36,026
But I will be patient...

335
00:22:36,028 --> 00:22:38,428
Hoping for the day

336
00:22:38,430 --> 00:22:41,932
When I shall again see you
face-To-Face...

337
00:22:41,934 --> 00:22:44,768
My darling little sushi roll.

338
00:22:44,770 --> 00:22:46,236
Our love shall be

339
00:22:46,238 --> 00:22:49,239
Like a disgraced samurai...
yes? What?

340
00:22:49,241 --> 00:22:52,242
Impaled with his own sword.
Oh.

341
00:22:52,244 --> 00:22:54,678
Well... Everyone out.

342
00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:56,580
Off the stage! Let's go.

343
00:23:00,418 --> 00:23:02,052
Hmm.

344
00:23:04,156 --> 00:23:07,424
Of all the invitations
I've given you,

345
00:23:07,426 --> 00:23:09,960
For what reason do you grace
this pleasant stage?

346
00:23:09,962 --> 00:23:11,895
After we find the brain juice,

347
00:23:11,897 --> 00:23:14,731
What if Rashanna goes
to the hills of monyar

348
00:23:14,733 --> 00:23:17,300
And finds a rod of resurrection
to bring Magmald back?

349
00:23:17,302 --> 00:23:20,203
That would divert too much
attention from the narrative.

350
00:23:20,205 --> 00:23:23,473
More important than
Voss's tattered ego

351
00:23:23,475 --> 00:23:25,909
Is that you've come
to see my play.

352
00:23:25,911 --> 00:23:28,512
It's an unlikely love story

353
00:23:28,514 --> 00:23:30,547
About a woman...

354
00:23:30,549 --> 00:23:33,750
Who loves a man.

355
00:23:33,752 --> 00:23:37,988
Is there... Is there anything
that the guild can do for Voss?

356
00:23:37,990 --> 00:23:43,560
The only ointment for someone feeling
sorry for themselves, my darling,

357
00:23:43,562 --> 00:23:47,497
Is to help them realize
that they suck.

358
00:24:00,411 --> 00:24:03,747
Morning, sunshine. What
happened with that interview?

359
00:24:03,749 --> 00:24:07,150
It's really close
between me and one other guy.

360
00:24:07,152 --> 00:24:11,121
I got you set up monday morning.
Taco shop. Be there.

361
00:24:14,926 --> 00:24:16,426
It's Marsha.

362
00:24:18,429 --> 00:24:19,529
Sorry.

363
00:24:26,170 --> 00:24:27,257
Hey, Marsha.

364
00:24:27,283 --> 00:24:30,332
Would you like to come over
for breakfast chicken?

365
00:24:32,276 --> 00:24:34,110
Hello.

366
00:24:36,581 --> 00:24:39,149
I made you something.

367
00:24:41,652 --> 00:24:45,255
It's a cape, and, uh,
it has flannel on the inside

368
00:24:45,257 --> 00:24:48,725
So it can double as a blanket
and keep you warm.

369
00:24:48,727 --> 00:24:51,261
Oh. Thank you,
Marsha.

370
00:24:51,263 --> 00:24:52,696
Absolutely.

371
00:24:56,234 --> 00:24:57,701
Oh, wow.

372
00:24:59,504 --> 00:25:01,071
Clancy.

373
00:25:01,073 --> 00:25:02,405
He's... total...

374
00:25:02,407 --> 00:25:06,042
He's here. This is so
unexpectedly awesome.

375
00:25:06,044 --> 00:25:08,912
This is so great.

376
00:25:08,914 --> 00:25:11,548
That's a pretty dress.
Thanks.

377
00:25:18,256 --> 00:25:19,489
Mmm.

378
00:26:23,487 --> 00:26:29,259
I think that we should start
our very own campaign.

379
00:26:29,261 --> 00:26:32,429
Um, I was mulling some story
points around just this morning.

380
00:26:32,431 --> 00:26:35,332
"a wicked hobgoblin king

381
00:26:35,334 --> 00:26:37,434
"Enslaves a village
of egg-Laying gnomes,

382
00:26:37,436 --> 00:26:40,704
Forcing them to hard labor
and into the swamps."

383
00:26:40,706 --> 00:26:44,040
I mean, I could see our
combined sacrifice to save them

384
00:26:44,042 --> 00:26:47,611
As being just shy of legendary.

385
00:26:47,613 --> 00:26:50,547
And also, the...

386
00:26:50,549 --> 00:26:54,117
Love interest idea, which I
mentioned the other day,

387
00:26:54,119 --> 00:26:56,586
Between Magmald and Rashanna...

388
00:26:56,588 --> 00:26:59,522
Could easily be folded
into this plot line,

389
00:26:59,524 --> 00:27:02,058
Which I think is necessary.

390
00:27:02,060 --> 00:27:06,229
I don't get what a surface-Dwelling
hobgoblin has to do with the svirfneblin.

391
00:27:06,231 --> 00:27:08,198
I'm glad you said something.

392
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:11,167
I think Clancy's just
trying to say that

393
00:27:11,169 --> 00:27:14,037
You can't up and willy-Nilly
a campaign together.

394
00:27:14,039 --> 00:27:17,340
I know. I mean, right. I...
I guess I was just thinking

395
00:27:17,342 --> 00:27:20,577
That the entire guild
would abandon Shadow Hawk if...

396
00:27:20,579 --> 00:27:24,280
If they knew that you were
creating your own new guild.

397
00:27:24,282 --> 00:27:26,850
I mean, they've always trusted
your leadership in the game,

398
00:27:26,852 --> 00:27:29,119
so why wouldn't they
trust you in real life?

399
00:27:29,121 --> 00:27:31,054
But that's stupid.

400
00:27:31,056 --> 00:27:34,758
It's for monkey brains, and...

401
00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:38,328
unless...

402
00:27:56,414 --> 00:27:57,814
What?

403
00:27:57,816 --> 00:28:00,450
Do you need the Heimlich?

404
00:28:27,445 --> 00:28:28,912
Magmald.

405
00:28:39,490 --> 00:28:42,792
Yeah. Uh-Huh, yeah.
Yeah? Okay!

406
00:28:42,794 --> 00:28:44,661
Explain.

407
00:28:44,663 --> 00:28:47,764
I figured out how I'm gonna
get the job at warlock.

408
00:28:47,766 --> 00:28:51,568
I'm gonna create a land
of magic and wonder.

409
00:28:51,570 --> 00:28:55,405
I'm gonna show 'em how I can
handle a group of six or...

410
00:28:55,407 --> 00:29:00,477
Sixteen people in
an out-Of-The-Box kind of way.

411
00:29:00,479 --> 00:29:01,544
Awesome!

412
00:29:01,546 --> 00:29:03,213
And I need you to
document everything.

413
00:29:03,215 --> 00:29:05,815
I need you to take notes
and... And film...

414
00:29:05,817 --> 00:29:07,684
O-Okay. I'll get the guild
on the phone,

415
00:29:07,686 --> 00:29:10,920
- I'll tell 'em exactly what we're doing.
- I love that. No, I hate that.

416
00:29:10,922 --> 00:29:13,089
Because they can't know
I'm doing it for a job,

417
00:29:13,091 --> 00:29:14,724
- They won't be themselves.
- Oh, right.

418
00:29:14,726 --> 00:29:18,561
So I have to tell them... what, then?

419
00:29:21,432 --> 00:29:24,734
I'm creating a utopia for gamers.

420
00:29:24,736 --> 00:29:27,270
Oh, I love that.

421
00:29:27,272 --> 00:29:29,973
Excellent. Call the guild.

422
00:29:29,975 --> 00:29:31,674
Yeah.

423
00:29:37,182 --> 00:29:39,449
- What up, doc?
- Hold for Voss.

424
00:29:39,451 --> 00:29:41,519
Oh, hey, Marsh. What's up?

425
00:29:42,521 --> 00:29:44,554
Patty melt! What's up, buddy?

426
00:29:44,556 --> 00:29:46,756
Angie and I are just
biting into frozen yogurt.

427
00:29:46,758 --> 00:29:52,028
Uh, yeah, I need you to meet me
at the corner of state and fourth

428
00:29:52,030 --> 00:29:54,631
With your tent, your gear,
and Angie.

429
00:29:54,633 --> 00:29:57,801
Why? What for, man?
Just do it! Doesn't matter why.

430
00:30:00,172 --> 00:30:02,372
Why didn't you guys wait for me?

431
00:30:08,612 --> 00:30:11,414
Waffle and wok, this is Rhubarb.
Rhubarb,

432
00:30:11,416 --> 00:30:15,151
I got somethin' big, something epic going
on, ginormous. I'm gonna need you.

433
00:30:15,153 --> 00:30:16,586
What's goin' down?

434
00:30:18,522 --> 00:30:21,691
Hello? Dude, I can't play
on the phone.

435
00:30:21,693 --> 00:30:23,092
I gotta clean...

436
00:30:23,094 --> 00:30:24,694
I don't want to!

437
00:30:24,696 --> 00:30:27,730
And I got customers.
Who is that?

438
00:30:28,966 --> 00:30:30,466
Who's with you?

439
00:30:30,468 --> 00:30:32,035
You're breakin' up.

440
00:30:32,037 --> 00:30:34,437
No, uh, I distinctly heard
somebody in the background.

441
00:30:34,439 --> 00:30:36,472
Come again?
It's Shadow Hawk, isn't it?

442
00:30:36,474 --> 00:30:37,640
You got a crappy phone.

443
00:30:37,642 --> 00:30:38,908
You're hanging with sh...
Hello?

444
00:30:38,910 --> 00:30:40,143
I'm losing you, man.

445
00:30:40,145 --> 00:30:42,812
Well, he's not invited,
so ditch him.

446
00:30:45,716 --> 00:30:47,851
No, really.

447
00:30:47,853 --> 00:30:49,652
Who is that?

448
00:30:49,654 --> 00:30:53,356
I totally forgot I volunteered
to help this old lady

449
00:30:53,358 --> 00:30:56,726
Who lost some toes in a battle...

450
00:30:56,728 --> 00:30:59,028
With diabetes?

451
00:30:59,030 --> 00:31:00,830
It's sad.

452
00:31:05,135 --> 00:31:07,704
I gotta go. Text me.

453
00:31:14,812 --> 00:31:16,079
Ohh!

454
00:32:06,397 --> 00:32:09,499
I'm gonna change
and get my stuff, okay?

455
00:32:12,069 --> 00:32:13,469
Check it.

456
00:32:13,471 --> 00:32:17,407
It sought me out.
It's my holy avenger.

457
00:32:21,045 --> 00:32:23,146
Open the back.

458
00:32:23,148 --> 00:32:24,547
Do it.

459
00:32:52,510 --> 00:32:54,677
Dude, where's Clancy going?

460
00:32:54,679 --> 00:32:56,446
And where's your outfit, man?

461
00:32:56,448 --> 00:32:59,716
Don't worry about it, Pat man,
all right? Taking care of business.

462
00:32:59,718 --> 00:33:01,784
My mom wants me back by seven.

463
00:33:01,786 --> 00:33:04,787
Hey, where we're going,
you don't need a mom.

464
00:33:04,789 --> 00:33:07,924
Sweet.
You gettin' this?

465
00:33:09,259 --> 00:33:11,260
Wait. Wait.

466
00:33:11,262 --> 00:33:13,696
That's it, nice, slow pan,

467
00:33:13,698 --> 00:33:16,199
Okay, into the zoom,
just a single...

468
00:33:21,405 --> 00:33:24,040
So get on this harp

469
00:33:24,042 --> 00:33:26,009
And get on the sun

470
00:33:26,011 --> 00:33:30,680
Get on this train and watch it roll

471
00:33:32,549 --> 00:33:36,252
Downhill, downhill, downhill

472
00:33:39,490 --> 00:33:44,160
You're losing your life,
you're losing control

473
00:33:44,162 --> 00:33:48,031
You're losing your brain
with the rock and roll...

474
00:33:48,033 --> 00:33:50,233
You have just entered a new realm.

475
00:33:50,235 --> 00:33:55,038
You are now quite literally
your characters.

476
00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:57,707
You will act like your characters,

477
00:33:57,709 --> 00:34:00,610
You will be your characters,

478
00:34:00,612 --> 00:34:04,647
And through them,
we shall create a utopia.

479
00:34:07,785 --> 00:34:10,019
You are now in unk-Tar town,

480
00:34:10,021 --> 00:34:13,823
A small fishing village on the
shores of the deserted sea.

481
00:34:13,825 --> 00:34:18,561
Carrion birds circle above...

482
00:34:18,563 --> 00:34:21,497
And then we look down.

483
00:34:21,499 --> 00:34:24,667
We are standing among
what appears to be

484
00:34:24,669 --> 00:34:26,702
Two dozen human remains.

485
00:34:26,704 --> 00:34:30,907
Their intestines scattered,
holes in their skulls,

486
00:34:30,909 --> 00:34:34,811
And black scarring on their faces.

487
00:34:34,813 --> 00:34:37,847
Infamous skull ciphers.

488
00:34:39,883 --> 00:34:42,485
Yahhh!!!

489
00:34:42,487 --> 00:34:43,586
Ohh!

490
00:34:45,323 --> 00:34:47,223
Yahhh!

491
00:34:47,225 --> 00:34:48,691
Yahhh!

492
00:34:51,328 --> 00:34:53,362
Now.

493
00:35:00,504 --> 00:35:02,572
Ohh! Whoa!

494
00:35:06,877 --> 00:35:08,277
Whoa.

495
00:35:09,613 --> 00:35:11,147
Arm yourselves!

496
00:35:11,149 --> 00:35:12,315
Form up!

497
00:35:22,392 --> 00:35:25,595
You primordial maggot pukes!

498
00:35:25,597 --> 00:35:30,900
It was foolish of you to think
that you could claim my spoils.

499
00:35:30,902 --> 00:35:34,270
Now I shall devour you!

500
00:35:38,342 --> 00:35:41,377
Charge!!!

501
00:35:49,820 --> 00:35:53,856
I'm hit! Kill me! Kill me!

502
00:35:53,858 --> 00:35:56,692
Bring everything with you.
Oh!

503
00:35:56,694 --> 00:36:00,096
Come on, get in there!
Kill! Kill!

504
00:36:02,733 --> 00:36:04,967
- Come on, everybody! Focus!
- Whoo!

505
00:36:04,969 --> 00:36:08,304
Insolent wimps, all of you!
Go for the lips!

506
00:36:12,510 --> 00:36:15,378
Nerf gun!
Don't! Ohh! Crap!

507
00:36:15,380 --> 00:36:17,713
Split up!

508
00:36:18,982 --> 00:36:20,917
That's it!
Together now!

509
00:36:20,919 --> 00:36:22,318
Dang it.

510
00:36:23,453 --> 00:36:25,054
Hyahh!

511
00:36:25,056 --> 00:36:27,056
Go for the lips!

512
00:36:27,058 --> 00:36:28,224
Aaah!

513
00:36:30,494 --> 00:36:32,328
The assassin!

514
00:36:32,330 --> 00:36:34,463
No! No!!!

515
00:36:34,465 --> 00:36:37,166
I'll take 40 acid damage, Marsha.

516
00:36:41,638 --> 00:36:43,806
Everybody fall back!

517
00:36:44,875 --> 00:36:47,476
Launch the magic missile!

518
00:36:47,478 --> 00:36:49,212
Magic missile...
Not yet!

519
00:36:50,347 --> 00:36:53,216
Now!
Magic missile!

520
00:37:09,666 --> 00:37:13,169
We are no longer
heroes of the imagination.

521
00:37:13,171 --> 00:37:16,839
We are taking this adventure
to the next level.

522
00:37:16,841 --> 00:37:19,175
Tell everyone you know.

523
00:37:19,177 --> 00:37:23,145
And welcome...
to unicorn city.

524
00:37:33,323 --> 00:37:36,659
This is it.
This is everybody we know?

525
00:37:36,661 --> 00:37:38,461
Where's Gary and trevor?

526
00:37:38,463 --> 00:37:40,830
Um, well, Gary had jury duty,

527
00:37:40,832 --> 00:37:44,467
And trevor's mom said
that our camp is satanic.

528
00:37:44,469 --> 00:37:46,535
So...

529
00:37:46,537 --> 00:37:48,471
whatever.

530
00:37:51,708 --> 00:37:53,776
Hold, please.

531
00:37:55,512 --> 00:37:58,414
Next.
Name and former life?

532
00:37:59,816 --> 00:38:04,420
Hi. My name is kathy.
I work in whole foods.

533
00:38:04,422 --> 00:38:06,489
My character's name is Tearsumina,

534
00:38:06,491 --> 00:38:10,293
And my powers are somewhere
in the field of... seduction.

535
00:38:12,029 --> 00:38:14,997
You're a succubus, huh?

536
00:38:16,366 --> 00:38:20,236
Should we be inviting
evil into the camp?

537
00:38:25,310 --> 00:38:26,976
Welcome.

538
00:38:29,713 --> 00:38:31,847
Hold.

539
00:39:18,462 --> 00:39:20,796
Once you go centaur...

540
00:39:20,798 --> 00:39:22,832
Yeah, we know.

541
00:39:44,654 --> 00:39:46,555
Aah.

542
00:39:51,395 --> 00:39:54,597
What took you so long?
Nice map, ace.

543
00:39:54,599 --> 00:39:57,967
Listen, I had trouble with the chassis.
I had to go to the store.

544
00:39:57,969 --> 00:40:01,237
Someone followed me.
Shadow Hawk.

545
00:40:03,540 --> 00:40:06,409
A-N-T, baby,
a-N-T.

546
00:40:06,411 --> 00:40:08,043
"Ant"?

547
00:40:08,045 --> 00:40:10,346
"Ain't no thing."

548
00:40:10,348 --> 00:40:13,682
Circled back, lost him in,
like, women's apparel

549
00:40:13,684 --> 00:40:15,918
Or canned foods.

550
00:40:18,790 --> 00:40:21,524
You gotta trust the ruby, baby.

551
00:40:21,526 --> 00:40:24,059
We're all good. So what's
the haps out here?

552
00:40:24,061 --> 00:40:26,662
We gonna party or what?

553
00:40:35,172 --> 00:40:37,239
Congregate, get together,

554
00:40:37,241 --> 00:40:39,675
Gather up.

555
00:40:39,677 --> 00:40:41,277
Everyone's together,

556
00:40:41,279 --> 00:40:43,879
But I've already received
eight complaints about...

557
00:40:43,881 --> 00:40:47,216
Quargooz's codpiece, and...
Okay, I could see it.

558
00:40:47,218 --> 00:40:49,452
I'm gonna go ahead and take
care of that in private.

559
00:40:49,454 --> 00:40:51,787
Thank you.

560
00:40:51,789 --> 00:40:53,322
Okay. Um...

561
00:40:53,324 --> 00:40:56,292
Before we send out the npcs...

562
00:40:56,294 --> 00:40:59,862
I have some business
to take care of.

563
00:41:01,933 --> 00:41:05,134
Rhubarb.
I'm listening.

564
00:41:05,136 --> 00:41:09,705
I think we all learned some
things from the treasure hunt....

565
00:41:09,707 --> 00:41:13,943
And now it's time to
take things to the next level.

566
00:41:20,417 --> 00:41:24,687
Unicorn city is an intricate web of
equal opportunity disciplines and rules

567
00:41:24,689 --> 00:41:27,823
Based on an extremely fair
role-Playing system.

568
00:41:27,825 --> 00:41:31,293
You can find these rules on page
four of your citizenship manual.

569
00:41:31,295 --> 00:41:35,698
You will also see that there is an area for
you to draw a picture of your character...

570
00:41:35,700 --> 00:41:39,635
Which Marsha will evaluate at a later
time for possible experience points.

571
00:41:39,637 --> 00:41:42,304
You can also show your support
for unicorn city

572
00:41:42,306 --> 00:41:44,573
Through a tax-Deductible pledge.

573
00:41:44,575 --> 00:41:50,546
And Voss, I would like to donate,
to unicorn city, a dollar.

574
00:41:50,548 --> 00:41:55,150
Oh, my gosh, Marsha, now we
know how much it means to you.

575
00:42:01,526 --> 00:42:05,828
Make sure that gets
all the way around.

576
00:42:05,830 --> 00:42:10,065
Our first order of action is to see
how well you handle my leadership

577
00:42:10,067 --> 00:42:12,268
Under a threat level of one.

578
00:42:12,270 --> 00:42:16,105
This shouldn't be too difficult,
people, so let's stay focused.

579
00:42:25,715 --> 00:42:28,651
Friend of the forest!
What's wrong?

580
00:42:28,653 --> 00:42:30,352
It was terrible, terrible.

581
00:42:30,354 --> 00:42:32,354
It moved so fast we never saw it.

582
00:42:32,356 --> 00:42:35,958
Oh, my wife and children.
Oh, the carnage.

583
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:38,093
We shall avenge your pain.

584
00:42:38,095 --> 00:42:42,097
Everyone find your buddy.
Move out calmly.

585
00:42:45,502 --> 00:42:47,870
Stay in a nice orderly fashion.

586
00:42:47,872 --> 00:42:49,572
Since I've submitted
to all of this,

587
00:42:49,574 --> 00:42:52,975
Will you be my buddy?
Yeah, sure.

588
00:42:52,977 --> 00:42:54,710
Who took the dollar?!

589
00:42:54,712 --> 00:42:57,713
Hey, Voss,
will you deduct XP if I stay?

590
00:42:57,715 --> 00:42:59,715
You will not lose
any experience points.

591
00:42:59,717 --> 00:43:02,851
In face, I will award you 200
points regarding the encampment

592
00:43:02,853 --> 00:43:05,387
And any trash you might pick up.

593
00:43:07,090 --> 00:43:08,691
Let's do this!

594
00:43:22,539 --> 00:43:23,973
Meow!

595
00:43:23,975 --> 00:43:26,709
Mmm! Mmm!

596
00:43:52,402 --> 00:43:53,669
Go!

597
00:43:55,605 --> 00:43:57,439
Arggh!
Down!

598
00:44:03,780 --> 00:44:07,583
This is so exciting!

599
00:44:07,585 --> 00:44:09,485
Totally.

600
00:44:09,487 --> 00:44:10,619
Aaaah!

601
00:44:14,491 --> 00:44:15,658
Sorry.

602
00:44:16,861 --> 00:44:18,794
I guess I tripped.

603
00:44:18,796 --> 00:44:20,829
Marsha, are you crazy?

604
00:44:20,831 --> 00:44:22,631
She needs some room.

605
00:44:24,401 --> 00:44:26,135
Come on.

606
00:44:28,538 --> 00:44:30,973
As bardladin I sing,

607
00:44:30,975 --> 00:44:34,109
Life, back to your life

608
00:44:34,111 --> 00:44:37,246
Spirit back to its shell

609
00:44:37,248 --> 00:44:39,948
Tearsumina

610
00:44:39,950 --> 00:44:43,252
Be you well

611
00:44:43,254 --> 00:44:45,621
okay.

612
00:44:45,623 --> 00:44:49,958
Somebody cast a spell to offset
the temporary effects of death.

613
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:52,561
Bzzzzt.
This was a failure.

614
00:44:52,563 --> 00:44:55,497
Clodnar, contact the mpcs.

615
00:44:55,499 --> 00:44:58,567
We're returning to camp.

616
00:44:58,569 --> 00:45:01,370
"in rural areas, automobiles...

617
00:45:01,372 --> 00:45:03,839
- Kill more deer than hunters."
- False!

618
00:45:03,841 --> 00:45:04,701
Why?

619
00:45:04,727 --> 00:45:08,143
Because that sentence is an
example of a dangling modifier.

620
00:45:08,145 --> 00:45:10,779
- Ten out of ten on grammar.
- Yes!

621
00:45:10,781 --> 00:45:14,616
With my default student loan status
cleared up, I'm in this time!

622
00:45:14,618 --> 00:45:18,120
The highway patrol will be
compelled to have me!

623
00:45:18,122 --> 00:45:19,922
Bogie! 12 o'clock!

624
00:45:19,924 --> 00:45:22,165
Eleven o'clock, ten o'clock,
nine o'clock, eight o'clock!

625
00:45:38,174 --> 00:45:40,008
You see that?
Saw it.

626
00:45:40,010 --> 00:45:41,577
What are you doing out here?

627
00:45:41,579 --> 00:45:46,048
Nothing. I'm not doing anything.
Just... Just walking.

628
00:45:46,050 --> 00:45:48,851
Are you alone?

629
00:45:48,853 --> 00:45:50,719
Just me.

630
00:46:01,698 --> 00:46:03,899
Mooners?

631
00:46:09,806 --> 00:46:11,373
Mooners!

632
00:46:15,779 --> 00:46:17,312
Um, I'm positive,

633
00:46:17,314 --> 00:46:20,516
I'm pretty sure, that
Moon-Strider is missing.

634
00:46:23,186 --> 00:46:25,487
Moon-Strider!

635
00:46:28,358 --> 00:46:31,393
I need a tracker!

636
00:46:32,295 --> 00:46:34,630
Yeah.

637
00:46:34,632 --> 00:46:37,699
Moon-Strider
is missing.

638
00:46:37,701 --> 00:46:39,601
I'm on it.

639
00:46:51,281 --> 00:46:55,017
Great. I have lost
a 25-Year-Old german.

640
00:46:56,287 --> 00:46:59,054
Please don't make note of that.

641
00:47:01,357 --> 00:47:03,892
These are Moon-Strider's
prints all right,

642
00:47:03,894 --> 00:47:06,128
But there's two other
sets over there.

643
00:47:06,130 --> 00:47:09,198
Which means he pansied out and his
mom and dad came and got him.

644
00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:09,967
What a wuss.

645
00:47:09,993 --> 00:47:13,035
And what, left his allegiance
cards back at camp?

646
00:47:13,037 --> 00:47:14,188
I don't think so.

647
00:47:14,214 --> 00:47:16,431
Okay, so then he was abducted?

648
00:47:23,279 --> 00:47:27,049
It was the same cops that
took your sword at hastur's.

649
00:47:27,051 --> 00:47:30,452
- And then what?
- I have to pay $150 for loitering.

650
00:47:30,454 --> 00:47:32,554
My mother's gonna kill me.

651
00:47:32,556 --> 00:47:34,556
Do they know
the rest of us are here?

652
00:47:34,558 --> 00:47:37,793
No, because... I lied.

653
00:47:39,863 --> 00:47:41,463
It was a noble lie.

654
00:47:41,465 --> 00:47:44,053
One hundred experience points
for Moon-Strider's lie.

655
00:47:44,079 --> 00:47:44,700
You got it.

656
00:47:44,702 --> 00:47:48,270
- Okay, I think we should move the camp.
- No, all we need is surveillance.

657
00:47:48,272 --> 00:47:51,573
Okay, that's what we're gonna do.
"Surveillance."

658
00:47:51,575 --> 00:47:53,575
Who has night vision?

659
00:47:53,577 --> 00:47:55,711
How powerful is it?

660
00:47:55,713 --> 00:47:58,413
Okay. Yeah, that's great.

661
00:48:00,316 --> 00:48:02,451
Okay, listen to me.

662
00:48:02,453 --> 00:48:06,788
One blow for "danger,"
two blows for "all clear."

663
00:48:06,790 --> 00:48:08,690
Fly!

664
00:48:11,394 --> 00:48:13,662
We are screwed.

665
00:48:13,664 --> 00:48:15,230
Did you just see how he ran?

666
00:48:15,232 --> 00:48:18,567
That was... I've never seen
anything like that, really.

667
00:48:24,607 --> 00:48:26,008
I guess... I just...

668
00:48:26,010 --> 00:48:27,643
I don't know exactly what it is,

669
00:48:27,645 --> 00:48:31,113
I mean, I know this city
means everything to him,

670
00:48:31,115 --> 00:48:33,282
And he's got that job,
and he's gonna...

671
00:48:33,284 --> 00:48:36,818
I get that...
What job?

672
00:48:36,820 --> 00:48:39,187
Um... the job where...

673
00:48:39,189 --> 00:48:42,824
The job... The job where he's the
leader of this... This camp.

674
00:48:44,060 --> 00:48:46,194
Oh. Yeah.

675
00:48:46,196 --> 00:48:50,399
I'm just saying, I feel like I should
quit because he doesn't need me.

676
00:48:50,401 --> 00:48:53,902
Ohh. Marsha, why are you
always, "unhh," every time?

677
00:48:53,904 --> 00:48:56,605
- I don't "unhh" every time.
- Yes, you do.

678
00:48:56,607 --> 00:48:58,774
You just need to get out
of your comfort zone

679
00:48:58,776 --> 00:49:00,842
And you need to do something risky.

680
00:49:00,844 --> 00:49:02,477
Unhh.

681
00:49:02,479 --> 00:49:05,681
Do you even really
want to be with him?

682
00:49:05,683 --> 00:49:09,084
- Then do you trust me?
- Yeah.

683
00:49:09,086 --> 00:49:13,422
Okay. Are you willing to do
exactly what I tell you to do?

684
00:49:15,725 --> 00:49:17,526
Yes.

685
00:49:18,995 --> 00:49:21,897
Okay.

686
00:49:41,384 --> 00:49:42,918
Ahem.

687
00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:44,953
It has been brought
to my attention

688
00:49:44,955 --> 00:49:47,489
That while Rhubarb was out in the
trees taking care of business,

689
00:49:47,491 --> 00:49:52,461
Someone took his better half for a
little joyride and flattened a tire.

690
00:49:52,463 --> 00:49:55,330
Shame on you.

691
00:49:55,332 --> 00:49:58,467
Shame. On. You.

692
00:49:58,469 --> 00:50:01,203
On page three of your
manuals, it clearly states

693
00:50:01,205 --> 00:50:02,704
unless you are a thief

694
00:50:02,706 --> 00:50:05,307
Or have at least
seven thieving skill points,

695
00:50:05,309 --> 00:50:07,109
You are not allowed to steal.

696
00:50:07,111 --> 00:50:09,745
If you are caught doing so,
you will be sent home.

697
00:50:09,747 --> 00:50:14,049
We are not the undead, people,
so let's not act like it.

698
00:50:14,051 --> 00:50:15,717
Thanks.

699
00:51:11,107 --> 00:51:13,608
Whoo!
Ugh.

700
00:51:16,245 --> 00:51:18,747
Yeah!
Whoo!

701
00:51:24,821 --> 00:51:26,021
Yeah!

702
00:51:34,163 --> 00:51:38,369
- That was so stupid!
- No, no, it was amazing! You did so great.

703
00:51:38,395 --> 00:51:42,003
- I'm definitely leaving now.
- Did you even see yourself?

704
00:51:42,005 --> 00:51:45,140
Okay, so Voss is coming. Just be
mean. Tell him that you hate him.

705
00:51:45,166 --> 00:51:48,777
What? What? Oh, my gosh.

706
00:51:55,151 --> 00:51:57,552
Hey, that was, um...

707
00:51:57,554 --> 00:52:00,622
It was really... different.

708
00:52:00,624 --> 00:52:04,426
Did, uh, did Angie
put you up to that?

709
00:52:04,428 --> 00:52:06,695
Oh. Hey, Voss.

710
00:52:07,730 --> 00:52:11,233
Um, so, quargooz
called his cousins,

711
00:52:11,235 --> 00:52:14,469
And we're gonna have, like, a
huge influx of gamers tomorrow.

712
00:52:14,471 --> 00:52:17,539
I thought maybe you knew
somebody who knew somebody

713
00:52:17,541 --> 00:52:23,178
That knew someone that worked at
one of the news stations maybe?

714
00:52:23,180 --> 00:52:25,480
Yeah. Mm-Hmm. Maybe.

715
00:52:25,482 --> 00:52:28,550
I mean, I don't know.
Whatever.

716
00:52:28,552 --> 00:52:30,385
Okay, cool.

717
00:52:31,888 --> 00:52:35,190
I broke up with Tanick Stormblade.

718
00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:39,694
Um... sorry.

719
00:52:39,696 --> 00:52:41,496
I'm not.

720
00:52:41,498 --> 00:52:45,700
Okay. Um, look,
it's...

721
00:52:45,702 --> 00:52:47,202
It's freezing.

722
00:52:47,204 --> 00:52:50,272
Why don't you come back
to the fire?

723
00:53:10,593 --> 00:53:12,260
I'm sorry.

724
00:53:12,262 --> 00:53:15,297
No, I... Yeah, I'm sorry.
That was stupid.

725
00:53:15,299 --> 00:53:18,300
That was my bad.
I don't even know...

726
00:53:18,302 --> 00:53:20,302
- You okay?
- Sorry!

727
00:53:31,581 --> 00:53:34,049
I'm an idiot.

728
00:54:18,828 --> 00:54:20,495
- How do I look?
- Great.

729
00:54:20,497 --> 00:54:23,098
Um, Pat was asking about
a meal plan. I don't know...

730
00:54:23,100 --> 00:54:26,701
I need you to stand right about here.
Get a picture of me shaking their hands.

731
00:54:26,703 --> 00:54:28,403
You got it.

732
00:54:32,008 --> 00:54:36,111
So I hear you two were
kissing last night.

733
00:54:39,315 --> 00:54:40,982
Oh... sorry.

734
00:54:40,984 --> 00:54:45,453
It's okay. Welcome to unicorn city.

735
00:54:45,455 --> 00:54:48,056
Ah, yes. Unicrap city.

736
00:54:48,058 --> 00:54:50,925
Hmm. Looks just like the brochure.

737
00:54:50,927 --> 00:54:53,962
What are you doing here? Hmm?

738
00:55:00,002 --> 00:55:02,537
Shadow Hawk looks like a pimp.

739
00:55:05,374 --> 00:55:07,642
Did you tell him what
I was doing out here?

740
00:55:07,644 --> 00:55:09,077
No. No, of course not.

741
00:55:09,079 --> 00:55:12,380
Ah... the land.

742
00:55:12,382 --> 00:55:14,182
Where's Rhubarb?

743
00:55:14,184 --> 00:55:17,519
Is anybody hungry? We have
flapjacks on the grill!

744
00:55:17,521 --> 00:55:20,555
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where do you
think you're going, clodnar?

745
00:55:20,557 --> 00:55:24,392
No, no, no, no. You're gonna finish
digging your section of the moat.

746
00:55:24,394 --> 00:55:26,361
Oh, it's yummy!

747
00:55:28,631 --> 00:55:30,165
Nobody moves.

748
00:55:30,167 --> 00:55:31,700
We have swine on the spit.

749
00:55:31,702 --> 00:55:34,502
Turkey swine,
but swine nonetheless.

750
00:55:34,504 --> 00:55:36,304
You lost him in canned foods?

751
00:55:36,306 --> 00:55:38,506
You led him straight to our camp!

752
00:55:38,508 --> 00:55:40,608
I'm going potty!

753
00:55:40,610 --> 00:55:44,245
Hit the sod! Cops!

754
00:55:49,586 --> 00:55:53,788
And why in heronius's name did you
tell everyone about us kissing?

755
00:55:53,790 --> 00:55:55,790
I didn't. I swear I... I didn't.

756
00:55:55,792 --> 00:55:57,192
Well, how does Clancy know?

757
00:55:57,194 --> 00:56:00,028
- Well, uh, Angie.
- Angie! That's great.

758
00:56:00,030 --> 00:56:02,163
How am I supposed to manage people

759
00:56:02,165 --> 00:56:04,566
If they all think I'm trying
to scam on the citizens?

760
00:56:04,568 --> 00:56:07,836
Which I'm not, 'cause that wouldn't
be a safe working environment.

761
00:56:07,838 --> 00:56:10,780
Well, it doesn't matter if you
like me, does it? I mean...

762
00:56:10,806 --> 00:56:15,310
Can we just stay focused on the goal?
Which is to get me a job, remember?

763
00:56:15,312 --> 00:56:17,512
Right. Right.

764
00:56:17,514 --> 00:56:20,115
So... just stay focused.

765
00:56:20,117 --> 00:56:22,684
Well, you don't have to
be so mean about it.

766
00:56:22,686 --> 00:56:24,419
Sorry.

767
00:56:24,421 --> 00:56:27,322
I'm sorry.

768
00:56:27,324 --> 00:56:29,958
Like another pancake up there?

769
00:56:29,960 --> 00:56:31,893
Come one, come all!

770
00:56:31,895 --> 00:56:34,863
There's nothing like a spot
of food in the morning, eh?

771
00:56:34,865 --> 00:56:39,434
Grace us with your presence while
we grace you with our food.

772
00:56:50,346 --> 00:56:52,113
How many more of those do you have?

773
00:56:52,115 --> 00:56:54,783
Enough. What's in it for me?

774
00:56:54,785 --> 00:56:57,819
This is utopia, brother. We're
supposed to share everything.

775
00:56:57,821 --> 00:57:00,955
- And?
- I got a buck.

776
00:57:00,957 --> 00:57:02,457
That ain't gonna cut it.

777
00:57:03,659 --> 00:57:08,496
Nothing in this world's
free, man. Nothin'.

778
00:57:20,342 --> 00:57:22,377
More.

779
00:57:28,350 --> 00:57:29,684
More.

780
00:57:38,794 --> 00:57:42,297
All rightie.

781
00:57:42,299 --> 00:57:44,666
- How many do you want?
- Nine.

782
00:57:45,868 --> 00:57:50,605
We'll start with two. See me later.

783
00:57:56,012 --> 00:57:58,112
Get down! Everybody down!

784
00:58:16,799 --> 00:58:18,766
Hey.

785
00:58:23,138 --> 00:58:25,974
Hi! I'm looking for... Voss.

786
00:58:25,976 --> 00:58:28,209
Is he here?
Uh, I'm Voss.

787
00:58:28,211 --> 00:58:30,745
Kay crossland.
Channel four news.

788
00:58:30,747 --> 00:58:33,381
I want to do a special on the
nine o'clock spot this evening.

789
00:58:33,383 --> 00:58:35,850
Do you have time for
a brief interview?

790
00:58:35,852 --> 00:58:38,753
Absolutely!
Good.

791
00:58:38,755 --> 00:58:40,922
The axis one day,

792
00:58:40,924 --> 00:58:42,390
The psychic universe,

793
00:58:42,392 --> 00:58:44,425
Where it's as if it works
on a cosmic level,

794
00:58:44,427 --> 00:58:47,262
Every planet pulling the energy
from this very unicorn...

795
00:58:47,264 --> 00:58:48,963
Great.
That's just great.

796
00:58:48,965 --> 00:58:52,200
So, how would you state that
for the layman?

797
00:58:52,202 --> 00:58:55,036
I wouldn't. If you don't understand
that, you're probably not a gamer

798
00:58:55,038 --> 00:58:58,106
- And shouldn't be coming to the 'corn.
- Okay!

799
00:58:58,108 --> 00:58:59,641
I think we're ready
for the money shot.

800
00:58:59,643 --> 00:59:03,945
Uh, I could have the guild
make a little pyramid...

801
00:59:03,947 --> 00:59:07,515
- Be about there.
- Something bigger.

802
00:59:07,517 --> 00:59:12,387
Like you standing triumphantly
on a mountaintop.

803
00:59:12,389 --> 00:59:15,267
Absolutely.

804
00:59:15,993 --> 00:59:19,561
- I'm this close to getting that job.
- I wish I could go with you.

805
00:59:19,563 --> 00:59:22,664
Listen, I need you to be thinking of
a way to get Shadow Hawk out of here

806
00:59:22,666 --> 00:59:25,667
Before I get back.
All right, yeah, yeah.

807
00:59:25,669 --> 00:59:28,303
Voss. Um...

808
00:59:30,639 --> 00:59:32,540
I, uh...

809
00:59:33,742 --> 00:59:36,144
That's your good side.

810
00:59:36,146 --> 00:59:39,314
All right.
Well, I'll see ya.

811
00:59:49,592 --> 00:59:51,659
She said I should come along,

812
00:59:51,661 --> 00:59:53,828
Maybe use me for some shots.

813
01:00:44,079 --> 01:00:47,382
Oh, boy, we are really
burning daylight.

814
01:00:47,384 --> 01:00:49,083
Okay, that's our mountain
up there,

815
01:00:49,085 --> 01:00:51,586
And let's just blaze a trail

816
01:00:51,588 --> 01:00:53,521
Right up to that tree.

817
01:00:53,523 --> 01:00:55,523
Okay, let's go!
Hut, hut, hike!

818
01:00:55,525 --> 01:00:58,559
Hup, hup, hup! Let's go!
All right! Hurry!

819
01:00:58,561 --> 01:01:01,963
Bob, prep the camera.
I gotta get my notes.

820
01:01:31,593 --> 01:01:34,162
How did we not see that coming?

821
01:01:34,164 --> 01:01:36,397
We're such idiots, man.

822
01:01:36,399 --> 01:01:38,833
Like, there were
no channel numbers on the van.

823
01:01:38,835 --> 01:01:41,836
And then we got in, they're like,
"hey, you want some candy?"

824
01:01:41,838 --> 01:01:46,574
And then we're like, "sure! Take us to an
undisclosed location and dump our bodies."

825
01:01:46,576 --> 01:01:48,810
And then, like, you,
you're all serious...

826
01:01:48,812 --> 01:01:52,380
Shut up! All right?
Shut up! I get it!

827
01:01:53,849 --> 01:01:55,783
- You shut up.
- You know what?

828
01:01:55,785 --> 01:01:59,053
When we get back I want you to get
your crap and get out of the city,

829
01:01:59,055 --> 01:02:00,321
You're banished to the apartment.

830
01:02:00,323 --> 01:02:02,990
Okay, good. Because
this is stupid city!

831
01:02:02,992 --> 01:02:06,027
- Yeah, so go.
- It's hot, and it's... It's...

832
01:02:06,029 --> 01:02:07,695
- It's gross...
- Yeah. Run!

833
01:02:07,697 --> 01:02:09,864
- Run, little kitty, be free!
- I will!

834
01:02:09,866 --> 01:02:11,632
- Okay, great!
- And I'll be free with my sword!

835
01:02:11,634 --> 01:02:13,267
- Don't touch it!
- It's my sword!

836
01:02:13,269 --> 01:02:15,002
- Do not touch the sword!
- Because you stole it!

837
01:02:15,004 --> 01:02:16,938
- Stop it!
- You...

838
01:02:18,874 --> 01:02:22,577
Oh, do it. Oh, I... I would
love for you to do that again.

839
01:02:22,579 --> 01:02:24,645
Don't... Don't...
Sword...

840
01:02:24,647 --> 01:02:26,380
Don't...

841
01:02:32,555 --> 01:02:33,721
Shut up!

842
01:02:36,024 --> 01:02:37,458
Huh?

843
01:02:39,795 --> 01:02:40,995
Get up.

844
01:02:42,531 --> 01:02:45,166
Why don't you be a man?
That's it!

845
01:02:45,168 --> 01:02:47,935
You got it now...
Why don't you be a man?!

846
01:02:50,005 --> 01:02:52,340
I heard my throat crunch.

847
01:02:58,547 --> 01:03:01,649
Clancy, come back, man.
I'm sorry!

848
01:03:35,851 --> 01:03:37,451
Uhh!
Where's Clancy?

849
01:03:38,453 --> 01:03:42,390
You're the only one who stayed.

850
01:03:42,392 --> 01:03:45,860
We're the last ones.
Not exactly.

851
01:03:45,862 --> 01:03:49,363
Um, gunight
actually is still here.

852
01:03:51,667 --> 01:03:54,035
What's up, dude... Ohh!
Yeah.

853
01:03:54,037 --> 01:03:56,537
When we were running low
on t.P., he improvised,

854
01:03:56,539 --> 01:04:00,341
And we think it's poison oak.
What should we do?

855
01:04:00,343 --> 01:04:02,743
I don't know.
Let it air out.

856
01:04:02,745 --> 01:04:05,213
I'm gonna go kill Shadow Hawk.

857
01:04:05,215 --> 01:04:06,681
I talked to him about that,

858
01:04:06,683 --> 01:04:08,249
And he said
he wasn't involved. So I...

859
01:04:08,251 --> 01:04:11,219
I imagine anyone else who would
leave me in the desert to die

860
01:04:11,221 --> 01:04:13,387
For his own amusement.
You don't want to kill anyone.

861
01:04:13,389 --> 01:04:15,022
You don't want to
make a fool out of yourself.

862
01:04:15,024 --> 01:04:16,457
Ohh! Ow!

863
01:04:16,459 --> 01:04:18,759
- Oh, my gosh! Are you okay?
- Stupid mole!

864
01:04:18,761 --> 01:04:20,428
Oh, darny-Darn it!

865
01:04:20,430 --> 01:04:22,630
Are you okay?
Seriously, what's wrong?

866
01:04:22,632 --> 01:04:25,333
No, let me see it.
Are you okay?

867
01:04:45,153 --> 01:04:47,188
Are you okay?

868
01:04:47,190 --> 01:04:49,991
It looked like it really hurt.

869
01:04:49,993 --> 01:04:52,627
I mean, you really twisted it.

870
01:04:54,863 --> 01:04:57,732
Can I do anything?

871
01:04:57,734 --> 01:05:01,202
I learned at girls' camp you
shouldn't take your shoe off.

872
01:05:01,204 --> 01:05:03,704
And maybe we should elevate it?

873
01:05:03,706 --> 01:05:09,210
I'd be more than happy to help
bind it, or... or hold it up.

874
01:05:09,212 --> 01:05:11,512
Hello?

875
01:05:11,514 --> 01:05:14,882
Where are you?
Are you okay?

876
01:05:14,884 --> 01:05:18,019
It's probably really throbbing.

877
01:05:47,582 --> 01:05:49,784
Milady Rashanna.

878
01:05:51,186 --> 01:05:55,723
A challenge has been made fFor
the leadership of unicron city.

879
01:05:55,725 --> 01:05:58,392
- It's unicorn.
- Whoever wins the challenge,

880
01:05:58,394 --> 01:06:00,561
Shall be the leader.

881
01:06:00,563 --> 01:06:03,064
Whoever loses...

882
01:06:03,066 --> 01:06:08,069
Shall be the loser... and
may never come back again.

883
01:06:08,071 --> 01:06:10,705
- Agreed?
- Aye!

884
01:06:10,707 --> 01:06:13,407
I'm gonna club you
like a baby seal.

885
01:06:13,409 --> 01:06:17,144
Since you extended
the challenge, Voss,

886
01:06:17,146 --> 01:06:19,213
I choose the weapon.

887
01:06:29,224 --> 01:06:30,558
I choose wit.

888
01:06:30,560 --> 01:06:33,260
What?
A battle of wits.

889
01:06:33,262 --> 01:06:36,230
- Wits is not a weapon.
- The tongue is mightier than the sword.

890
01:06:36,232 --> 01:06:38,833
Bullcrap! We're gonna do this like men
and beat the hell out of each other!

891
01:06:38,835 --> 01:06:42,169
Under the code of the bardlidans,
to which you are bound,

892
01:06:42,171 --> 01:06:44,138
I may choose the weapon...

893
01:06:44,140 --> 01:06:47,708
And it doesn't state
what manner of weapon.

894
01:06:47,710 --> 01:06:49,910
Am I right, Marsha?

895
01:06:51,079 --> 01:06:53,914
I shall throw down
the gauntlet and go first.

896
01:06:55,384 --> 01:07:00,688
A troll and an elf are walking
down a pebbled path together.

897
01:07:00,690 --> 01:07:03,090
Oh, no.
Story problems.

898
01:07:03,092 --> 01:07:06,861
The troll is carrying
20 pounds of pastries;

899
01:07:06,863 --> 01:07:10,464
The elf has a bundle of
sticks weighing 50 pounds.

900
01:07:10,466 --> 01:07:14,335
Which one will get to the end first?
You have ten seconds.

901
01:07:14,337 --> 01:07:17,138
Tick, tock...

902
01:07:18,941 --> 01:07:21,242
Tick tock, tick...

903
01:07:21,244 --> 01:07:22,610
Tock...

904
01:07:22,612 --> 01:07:26,747
The troll! Because the
troll would eat the elf!

905
01:07:28,283 --> 01:07:33,721
Wrong. Both... Because
the elf is in the troll.

906
01:07:36,993 --> 01:07:39,393
No, it's the troll!
Let's just assume

907
01:07:39,395 --> 01:07:42,763
That story problems are
beyond your cranial capacity,

908
01:07:42,765 --> 01:07:47,568
And we'll move into the ancient
art of maternal insults,

909
01:07:47,570 --> 01:07:49,303
Shall we?

910
01:07:52,107 --> 01:07:55,976
Your mother...

911
01:07:55,978 --> 01:08:00,381
Smokes troll malarkey
in a corncob pipe.

912
01:08:07,055 --> 01:08:10,191
Your mom...

913
01:08:10,193 --> 01:08:12,927
Dated a dragon.

914
01:08:14,830 --> 01:08:16,163
Hmm.

915
01:08:17,332 --> 01:08:19,500
I win!

916
01:08:23,071 --> 01:08:26,574
Now it's time for you to go home

917
01:08:26,576 --> 01:08:29,243
Walk home, walk home you
would all give up your honor

918
01:08:29,245 --> 01:08:32,413
For pancakes and couple of orcs!

919
01:08:36,084 --> 01:08:37,718
No, Voss!

920
01:08:40,990 --> 01:08:42,990
Marsha...

921
01:08:44,159 --> 01:08:45,860
Hold him back!

922
01:08:52,734 --> 01:08:56,003
As rightful leader of unicron city,

923
01:08:56,005 --> 01:09:01,008
I will enact righteous judgment
that Voss be banished!

924
01:09:01,010 --> 01:09:03,043
Do any oppose?

925
01:09:09,518 --> 01:09:11,619
Go!

926
01:09:13,188 --> 01:09:15,256
Are you all right?

927
01:09:29,938 --> 01:09:33,174
Walk away, Voss.

928
01:09:33,176 --> 01:09:35,276
Walk away in shame!

929
01:09:39,414 --> 01:09:41,148
Voss!

930
01:09:47,088 --> 01:09:48,889
Voss.

931
01:09:48,891 --> 01:09:53,494
Magmald and Rashanna's
love can endure this.

932
01:09:53,496 --> 01:09:56,363
Magmald and Rashanna?

933
01:09:56,365 --> 01:09:58,632
This is over.

934
01:09:58,634 --> 01:10:01,302
This was a game to get a job,

935
01:10:01,304 --> 01:10:03,671
And it failed.

936
01:10:03,673 --> 01:10:06,373
I know this is a game,
Voss, I'm not...

937
01:10:06,375 --> 01:10:09,677
I'm talking about us.
We're not a game.

938
01:10:09,679 --> 01:10:14,648
I don't know what you're trying to start
between us through our characters,

939
01:10:14,650 --> 01:10:16,850
But it's not gonna work, okay?

940
01:10:16,852 --> 01:10:19,787
We're not gonna live
happily ever after.

941
01:10:19,789 --> 01:10:24,291
I'm not your knight, I'm
not gonna save you.

942
01:10:24,293 --> 01:10:26,460
What about our kiss?

943
01:10:28,463 --> 01:10:33,467
Our... Our kiss was part of
all this magic and wonder.

944
01:10:35,303 --> 01:10:40,241
So... so you were
just playing a part?

945
01:10:40,243 --> 01:10:42,710
Yeah.

946
01:10:44,913 --> 01:10:48,148
It didn't mean anything?

947
01:10:48,150 --> 01:10:49,817
Right.

948
01:10:54,289 --> 01:10:55,856
Do me a favor.

949
01:10:55,858 --> 01:10:58,359
The next time that you
see your character,

950
01:10:58,361 --> 01:11:02,096
Tell him that I think he's an ass!

951
01:11:13,675 --> 01:11:15,276
I just think I need to leave.

952
01:11:15,278 --> 01:11:19,213
Marsha, you are in no condition
to walk miles back to town.

953
01:11:19,215 --> 01:11:22,082
You suffered blunt-Force trauma!
I need to leave. I just...

954
01:11:22,084 --> 01:11:26,420
No. Marsha, you stood directly
in front of that pipe

955
01:11:26,422 --> 01:11:29,056
Which was aimed at me.

956
01:11:30,258 --> 01:11:33,127
How many fingers am I holding up?
Two.

957
01:11:33,129 --> 01:11:36,263
You see? I was
holding up one.

958
01:11:36,265 --> 01:11:39,033
Now, please allow me
to return the favor.

959
01:11:39,035 --> 01:11:42,403
Hmm? I have a cold pack
inside which we can apply,

960
01:11:42,405 --> 01:11:44,872
And it'll help to bring
down the swelling.

961
01:11:44,874 --> 01:11:47,041
Come! Okay.

962
01:11:49,144 --> 01:11:51,412
Well...
It's very cold.

963
01:11:51,414 --> 01:11:53,213
Really cold?
Ice cold.

964
01:12:06,761 --> 01:12:09,163
Ohh. Okay.

965
01:12:10,198 --> 01:12:12,433
Aaah!
That's it, bro.

966
01:12:12,435 --> 01:12:15,769
I gave you many chances.
You're out of here!

967
01:12:15,771 --> 01:12:17,938
No! No!

968
01:12:19,741 --> 01:12:21,775
You don't show up at the taco shop,

969
01:12:21,777 --> 01:12:26,213
So pack up your stuff,
bro... and go.

970
01:12:36,825 --> 01:12:38,225
Where you goin'?

971
01:12:38,227 --> 01:12:41,061
I'm joining the marines
to get a sword.

972
01:12:41,063 --> 01:12:44,231
- Right.
- Or the national guard or whatever.

973
01:12:44,233 --> 01:12:47,935
Because unlike someone here,
I know what's important.

974
01:12:47,937 --> 01:12:50,504
So you go ahead and leave.
Go get your sword.

975
01:12:50,506 --> 01:12:52,539
You don't get it.

976
01:12:52,541 --> 01:12:54,641
She is in love with you.

977
01:12:54,643 --> 01:12:58,679
- Come on, Clancy. We're friends.
- Oh, just friends.

978
01:12:58,681 --> 01:13:02,249
That makes more sense, because I
thought you were treating her that way

979
01:13:02,251 --> 01:13:04,718
Because you're a big dumb-ass.

980
01:13:04,720 --> 01:13:06,887
But now that I know you're
just friends, that...

981
01:13:06,889 --> 01:13:10,224
- Get out.
- Ya know, one of these days

982
01:13:10,226 --> 01:13:15,362
Someone's gonna come along
and sweep her off her feet...

983
01:13:15,364 --> 01:13:18,265
And then you'll
realize what you had.

984
01:13:20,301 --> 01:13:23,837
I'd wish you good luck, but...

985
01:13:23,839 --> 01:13:27,107
You're probably gonna screw it up.

986
01:13:53,135 --> 01:13:56,036
What, what, what, what?!

987
01:13:57,071 --> 01:14:00,407
Oh, man. Okay,
count of three, right?

988
01:14:00,409 --> 01:14:02,609
One. Sorry, bro.

989
01:14:02,611 --> 01:14:04,144
On there.

990
01:14:05,947 --> 01:14:07,581
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

991
01:14:07,583 --> 01:14:09,149
Release toxins.

992
01:14:09,151 --> 01:14:11,618
Release the toxins.

993
01:14:17,392 --> 01:14:19,426
The doc is in the house.

994
01:14:19,428 --> 01:14:21,929
There. Good as new.
You all right?

995
01:14:21,931 --> 01:14:25,399
Ohh! Thanks for that.

996
01:14:25,401 --> 01:14:27,601
Hey, uh...

997
01:14:27,603 --> 01:14:29,870
Clancy was right.

998
01:14:29,872 --> 01:14:31,939
About Marsha?

999
01:15:12,747 --> 01:15:16,016
What are these supposed
to do exactly?

1000
01:15:17,752 --> 01:15:22,589
Well, I freeze magnets just
for occasions like this.

1001
01:15:22,591 --> 01:15:25,392
The cold helps to bring
down the swelling,

1002
01:15:25,394 --> 01:15:28,762
And the magnets
increase circulation.

1003
01:15:28,764 --> 01:15:30,097
Hmm.

1004
01:15:32,767 --> 01:15:35,536
Oh, you don't have to do that.
With the correct amount of pressure,

1005
01:15:35,538 --> 01:15:38,472
- Okay.
- We can release all of the negative energy

1006
01:15:38,474 --> 01:15:41,174
And quicken the rate at which
the swelling will go down.

1007
01:15:41,176 --> 01:15:44,011
So if I press here...

1008
01:15:44,013 --> 01:15:48,315
I'm actually sending and receiving
messages from your kidneys.

1009
01:15:50,218 --> 01:15:52,719
Hello, Mr. Kidney.

1010
01:15:54,389 --> 01:15:56,690
26-Charlie, copy detail.

1011
01:15:56,692 --> 01:16:01,962
Suspicious persons trespassing on county
build site, possible 604. Use caution.

1012
01:16:01,964 --> 01:16:03,864
S0 when are you retiring, again?

1013
01:16:16,077 --> 01:16:17,344
Rashanna...

1014
01:16:17,346 --> 01:16:20,514
"Rashanna."
That's very pretty.

1015
01:16:20,516 --> 01:16:22,816
Where did you come up
with that character name?

1016
01:16:22,818 --> 01:16:27,955
Um, the egyptian sun god
and a friend from the 8th grade.

1017
01:16:27,957 --> 01:16:32,125
How about you? How'd you
come up with "Shadow Hawk"?

1018
01:16:32,127 --> 01:16:35,195
That's a temporary character name.

1019
01:16:35,197 --> 01:16:37,898
What do you mean?

1020
01:16:37,900 --> 01:16:41,635
Well, I...

1021
01:16:41,637 --> 01:16:44,204
I didn't want to tell you
my real character name.

1022
01:16:44,206 --> 01:16:47,574
Why not?
I was shy.

1023
01:16:48,977 --> 01:16:51,178
I'm confused.

1024
01:16:52,780 --> 01:16:56,850
My real character name is...

1025
01:16:58,787 --> 01:17:00,587
"Tanick Stormblade."

1026
01:17:01,889 --> 01:17:02,903
What?!

1027
01:17:02,929 --> 01:17:05,893
I was so excited to tell you,
but then you broke up with me!

1028
01:17:05,995 --> 01:17:09,930
I wanted you to judge me on my
true character, not on my age.

1029
01:17:09,932 --> 01:17:12,499
You said you were 26!
I wasn't being honest,

1030
01:17:12,501 --> 01:17:15,235
But... But I am being honest
when I tell you that...

1031
01:17:15,237 --> 01:17:17,170
I'm into you.

1032
01:17:17,172 --> 01:17:19,740
Oh, that's gross.

1033
01:17:35,890 --> 01:17:41,128
- What the...?
- It's like a geek breeding ground.

1034
01:17:45,700 --> 01:17:48,101
Do you know how hard

1035
01:17:48,103 --> 01:17:50,404
It was to be in the guild with you

1036
01:17:50,406 --> 01:17:52,739
Without the ability to
reach out and touch you,

1037
01:17:52,741 --> 01:17:55,909
To never speak the words
that just ached to be said?

1038
01:17:55,911 --> 01:17:57,244
No.
Aaaah...

1039
01:17:57,246 --> 01:17:59,913
But here we are together...
again.

1040
01:17:59,915 --> 01:18:03,717
Like the forces were pulling
us together... like magnets!

1041
01:18:03,719 --> 01:18:08,588
Well, then how can I show you
the depth of my love?

1042
01:18:08,590 --> 01:18:10,090
By letting me out.

1043
01:18:10,092 --> 01:18:12,926
Rather, how about
if I recite a sonata?

1044
01:18:12,928 --> 01:18:17,130
Let me out!

1045
01:18:17,132 --> 01:18:19,132
No! I'm just
trying to leave!

1046
01:18:19,134 --> 01:18:20,834
I... I...

1047
01:18:20,836 --> 01:18:23,270
I didn't... No, no, no...
I just want to...

1048
01:18:23,272 --> 01:18:26,306
Please! I'm just going...
Wait...

1049
01:18:28,042 --> 01:18:31,545
You dirty old man.

1050
01:18:31,547 --> 01:18:36,750
I oughta shank you right now
and save the taxpayers...

1051
01:18:36,752 --> 01:18:40,754
There's a reason
there's no trespassing!

1052
01:18:40,756 --> 01:18:42,956
This is a super fund site!

1053
01:18:42,958 --> 01:18:44,858
The entire ground is poisoned!

1054
01:18:44,860 --> 01:18:49,196
You're probably gonna have
two-Headed babies!

1055
01:18:52,900 --> 01:18:54,935
Be careful, everyone!

1056
01:18:54,937 --> 01:18:56,670
The ground is poisoned!

1057
01:18:56,672 --> 01:19:00,073
The ground is poisoned!
It's poisoned.

1058
01:19:00,075 --> 01:19:01,308
It's poisoned.

1059
01:19:01,310 --> 01:19:04,311
The ground is poisoned.

1060
01:19:04,313 --> 01:19:06,113
Whoop! Well, what are
you gonna do now?

1061
01:19:06,115 --> 01:19:10,050
Slap some plastic cuffs on me
and sing me "happy birthday"?

1062
01:19:10,052 --> 01:19:11,184
Hmm?

1063
01:19:11,186 --> 01:19:13,653
Come again?

1064
01:19:15,256 --> 01:19:19,726
How much did Voss pay to hire
this pathetic performance?

1065
01:19:22,096 --> 01:19:24,564
I want everyone
to take five steps back

1066
01:19:24,566 --> 01:19:27,701
And get face down
on the ground now!!!

1067
01:19:27,703 --> 01:19:32,506
Well, that was almost believable.

1068
01:19:33,941 --> 01:19:35,609
Get down on your knees

1069
01:19:35,611 --> 01:19:39,679
And put your hands
behind your back.

1070
01:19:41,183 --> 01:19:42,983
Do it!

1071
01:19:49,624 --> 01:19:51,224
Aaah!

1072
01:19:51,226 --> 01:19:53,927
Aaaaah!

1073
01:19:53,929 --> 01:19:56,363
Mooner!
Run! Run!

1074
01:19:58,033 --> 01:19:59,900
Mooners.

1075
01:20:12,513 --> 01:20:14,114
Ow!!!

1076
01:20:14,116 --> 01:20:15,582
What did you do to Marsha?

1077
01:20:15,584 --> 01:20:18,718
Of course you'd come back!

1078
01:20:24,126 --> 01:20:25,525
Hands off of him!

1079
01:20:25,527 --> 01:20:28,662
Mooner, get up!
Hands in the air now!

1080
01:20:28,664 --> 01:20:31,264
Hands where I can see 'em!
Okay! I'm just gonna...

1081
01:20:31,266 --> 01:20:33,900
Put your hands up!
Get your hands up!

1082
01:20:33,902 --> 01:20:36,203
I need my pills!

1083
01:20:36,205 --> 01:20:38,171
I'm sorry...
Hands in the air!

1084
01:20:38,173 --> 01:20:40,540
Aaahh....yahh!

1085
01:20:45,813 --> 01:20:49,382
Girl, I am now
gonna count! One...

1086
01:21:02,296 --> 01:21:05,198
Aaaahh...

1087
01:21:05,200 --> 01:21:07,300
aaaahhh!!!

1088
01:21:07,302 --> 01:21:08,902
Uhh!

1089
01:21:08,904 --> 01:21:10,370
Ohh!

1090
01:21:21,917 --> 01:21:24,317
Voss.

1091
01:21:24,319 --> 01:21:25,418
Voss!

1092
01:21:31,125 --> 01:21:35,462
That. Hurt. So. Bad.

1093
01:21:37,331 --> 01:21:39,499
I knew you'd come back for me.

1094
01:21:39,501 --> 01:21:41,935
- get 'em over here!
- Don't split up!

1095
01:21:41,937 --> 01:21:45,572
Don't make any sudden movements!
You're gonna spook 'em!

1096
01:21:45,574 --> 01:21:49,276
Hamwater, what are you doing?!

1097
01:21:49,278 --> 01:21:52,679
Listen, Magmald's in my pocket.

1098
01:21:52,681 --> 01:21:54,748
See if you can reach back
and cut us free.

1099
01:21:54,750 --> 01:21:56,950
Okay.
On three, okay?

1100
01:21:56,952 --> 01:21:59,219
One, two, three.

1101
01:22:01,556 --> 01:22:04,157
Got him?
Yeah.

1102
01:22:07,962 --> 01:22:10,297
Aahh! You got it!

1103
01:22:10,299 --> 01:22:12,766
Aah.
Okay.

1104
01:22:16,270 --> 01:22:18,038
Uhh. I'm... I'm good.

1105
01:22:21,909 --> 01:22:24,210
Hold this.

1106
01:22:31,786 --> 01:22:35,522
Take her to safety!
Stop for no one! Go!

1107
01:22:49,704 --> 01:22:52,605
Hamwater!

1108
01:22:52,607 --> 01:22:56,076
What is the matter with you?!

1109
01:23:01,015 --> 01:23:02,449
Thanks.

1110
01:23:05,853 --> 01:23:08,021
Stop moving!

1111
01:23:08,023 --> 01:23:10,156
Don't move!

1112
01:23:11,292 --> 01:23:12,959
Stay right where you are!

1113
01:23:12,961 --> 01:23:15,662
Friends of the guild!
Look to the bard!

1114
01:23:15,664 --> 01:23:18,865
From his song we gather
strength, and charge!

1115
01:23:19,934 --> 01:23:23,436
We gather strength,
and chaaaaarge!!!

1116
01:23:23,438 --> 01:23:26,239
Get in formation!

1117
01:23:29,310 --> 01:23:31,244
Shields!

1118
01:23:40,888 --> 01:23:44,257
Off... Officers in
need of assistance!

1119
01:23:46,894 --> 01:23:49,162
Chaaaaarge!!!!

1120
01:23:54,535 --> 01:23:57,704
Start the car!!!

1121
01:24:20,394 --> 01:24:23,963
Did we not repulse the
charging horde's onslaught?

1122
01:24:23,965 --> 01:24:26,166
Yeah!!!

1123
01:24:27,768 --> 01:24:31,938
I do not deserve to be your leader.
I deceived you.

1124
01:24:31,940 --> 01:24:36,209
I used you to get a job.
And for that, I'm sorry.

1125
01:24:36,211 --> 01:24:40,613
We can start over again.
It will be a new beginning.

1126
01:24:40,615 --> 01:24:42,782
Yeah!!!!

1127
01:24:42,784 --> 01:24:44,818
If you will take me
again as your leader,

1128
01:24:44,820 --> 01:24:47,187
I will make the city
thrive once again!

1129
01:24:47,189 --> 01:24:51,925
So that all may live in peace
against tyranny and aggression

1130
01:24:51,927 --> 01:24:54,661
from those...

1131
01:24:54,663 --> 01:24:57,330
Drop your weapons and
get on the ground now!

1132
01:24:57,332 --> 01:25:00,366
- Get down now!
- Stay down on the ground...

1133
01:25:00,368 --> 01:25:03,303
Move!
Get down, peter pan!

1134
01:25:05,539 --> 01:25:07,974
All rightie, then.

1135
01:25:09,376 --> 01:25:11,211
You can get down now!

1136
01:25:17,785 --> 01:25:21,354
I'd like all of you to
approach the bench.

1137
01:25:31,098 --> 01:25:34,834
What in the world were
you doing out there?

1138
01:25:36,971 --> 01:25:40,039
Nothing... sir.

1139
01:25:40,041 --> 01:25:43,543
Creating a utopia for gamers.

1140
01:25:43,545 --> 01:25:45,378
Is that right?

1141
01:25:50,718 --> 01:25:54,220
I bet you could have a lot
of fun in a place like that.

1142
01:25:54,222 --> 01:25:57,190
I'll bet you could get
a lot of families to show up,

1143
01:25:57,192 --> 01:26:01,227
Maybe some at-Risk youth
to help set things up.

1144
01:26:01,229 --> 01:26:06,766
I'm giving you all 800 hours
of community service...

1145
01:26:06,768 --> 01:26:10,870
To build your unicorn city
at the municipal park.

1146
01:26:10,872 --> 01:26:14,274
And it better be good.

1147
01:26:22,483 --> 01:26:27,720
I'll drop it to 700 hours
if I can be king.

1148
01:26:31,859 --> 01:26:34,160
Yes, your majesty.

1149
01:26:35,763 --> 01:26:38,464
Cradle it.

1150
01:26:38,466 --> 01:26:40,099
Cradle it like a baby.

1151
01:26:41,936 --> 01:26:44,304
Softly...
What are you doing?

1152
01:26:44,306 --> 01:26:47,173
That's a tortilla-Wrapped
gut-Ache. Seriously,

1153
01:26:47,175 --> 01:26:49,842
How much cabbage you think one
person can consume in one sitting?

1154
01:26:49,844 --> 01:26:53,713
I don't care. Okay? I don't have
to do this. I'm too good for this.

1155
01:26:53,715 --> 01:26:58,051
I'm so glad that you are happy
in taco town, but I'm out.

1156
01:27:00,187 --> 01:27:03,389
Is that what you think of me?
That you're better than me?

1157
01:27:03,391 --> 01:27:04,824
Well, you're not, bro!

1158
01:27:04,826 --> 01:27:09,963
Tacos are awesome!
This restaurant is my life!

1159
01:27:09,965 --> 01:27:12,966
Drop your weapons
and get on the ground now!

1160
01:27:12,968 --> 01:27:16,269
You got arrested
trying to get a job with us?

1161
01:27:16,271 --> 01:27:17,937
Yeah.

1162
01:27:17,939 --> 01:27:21,407
You got the job, man.
Are you serious?

1163
01:27:21,409 --> 01:27:26,212
I've never seen anyone go
to these lengths for a job.

1164
01:27:26,214 --> 01:27:30,850
So how soon before
you can move up to Seattle?

1165
01:27:30,852 --> 01:27:34,220
I have some community service
to finish, but...

1166
01:27:34,222 --> 01:27:36,456
Sure. Take as much time
as you need.

1167
01:27:36,458 --> 01:27:39,025
Do you mind if I show this
to some of the guys?

1168
01:27:39,027 --> 01:27:41,060
No.

1169
01:27:41,062 --> 01:27:46,666
I thought you were gonna organize
a canned food drive or something,

1170
01:27:46,668 --> 01:27:49,435
But this?
This is amazing.

1171
01:27:51,006 --> 01:27:54,173
Oh. Oh...

1172
01:28:27,508 --> 01:28:29,108
Hey.

1173
01:28:31,646 --> 01:28:34,514
You got the job.

1174
01:28:37,451 --> 01:28:38,785
No.

1175
01:28:38,787 --> 01:28:41,521
I'm really sorry. I...

1176
01:28:43,624 --> 01:28:46,893
It's okay. Uh...

1177
01:28:46,895 --> 01:28:50,363
I can live with it.

1178
01:28:50,365 --> 01:28:51,864
Here.

1179
01:28:52,933 --> 01:28:55,034
See ya up there.

1180
01:28:59,640 --> 01:29:02,175
As king of this fair land,

1181
01:29:02,177 --> 01:29:05,945
I wish to welcome you all
to the official opening of...

1182
01:29:05,947 --> 01:29:08,748
Unicorn city!

1183
01:29:10,685 --> 01:29:11,229
Finally!

1184
01:29:15,256 --> 01:29:17,123
Go!

1185
01:29:18,659 --> 01:29:20,426
Whoo!

1186
01:29:21,562 --> 01:29:25,131
Blow down your door

1187
01:29:25,133 --> 01:29:29,202
Where you say get yourself
a straight job

1188
01:29:29,204 --> 01:29:32,305
And no, never bored, no never

1189
01:29:36,477 --> 01:29:40,079
You lost your head

1190
01:29:40,081 --> 01:29:45,451
See, we're all

1191
01:29:45,453 --> 01:29:47,620
On our way out

1192
01:29:50,424 --> 01:29:55,495
Been through it all

1193
01:29:55,497 --> 01:30:00,133
Reelin' in everyone

1194
01:30:00,135 --> 01:30:02,568
Wild jazz they scrape

1195
01:30:02,570 --> 01:30:04,103
Scrape by...

1196
01:30:05,672 --> 01:30:07,774
That's fiber, by the way.

1197
01:30:07,776 --> 01:30:09,609
Mmm. Mmm.

1198
01:30:09,611 --> 01:30:11,677
Lords and ladies,

1199
01:30:11,679 --> 01:30:14,981
Di tom inpaderi vero.

1200
01:30:14,983 --> 01:30:16,716
Baby.
I know this.

1201
01:30:16,718 --> 01:30:19,385
I studied all night for,
like, a half hour, okay?

1202
01:30:19,387 --> 01:30:21,854
You make up a language
and you force me to use it.

1203
01:30:21,856 --> 01:30:23,689
It's very difficult, okay?

1204
01:30:23,691 --> 01:30:24,891
Al castiba...

1205
01:30:24,893 --> 01:30:29,128
El wunya ronley hoo-Hoo.

1206
01:30:29,130 --> 01:30:32,799
Will you temper
your words and actions

1207
01:30:32,801 --> 01:30:34,267
With love...

1208
01:30:37,671 --> 01:30:43,009
So, I have some ideas for
the campaign you suggested.

1209
01:30:43,011 --> 01:30:45,311
Oh. Oh, yeah.

1210
01:30:45,313 --> 01:30:50,283
What if... Magmald came down
from the astral plane

1211
01:30:50,285 --> 01:30:54,187
After months of
aimlessly wandering,

1212
01:30:54,189 --> 01:30:56,589
Rashanna finds him weakened

1213
01:30:56,591 --> 01:31:00,493
And carries him back
to her woodland home...

1214
01:31:04,898 --> 01:31:07,867
Where she... saves him

1215
01:31:07,869 --> 01:31:10,503
By nursing him back to health

1216
01:31:10,505 --> 01:31:12,872
With feral berries and moss...

1217
01:31:12,874 --> 01:31:16,008
And they live happily ever after,

1218
01:31:16,010 --> 01:31:19,612
And have a whole litter
of baby bardladins.

1219
01:31:27,087 --> 01:31:29,088
Ronley hoo-Hoo.

1220
01:31:30,057 --> 01:31:31,524
Kiss her now?

1221
01:31:33,827 --> 01:31:36,195
Awww...

1222
01:31:37,297 --> 01:31:39,398
Nose.

1223
01:31:44,404 --> 01:31:47,773
All right, thank you,
everyone, for coming, so much.

1224
01:31:51,212 --> 01:31:54,580
We have sno-Cones,
so everyone enjoy!

1225
01:31:57,919 --> 01:32:00,486
Arm yourselves!

1226
01:32:07,027 --> 01:32:11,898
I've got 20,000 more experience
points since we've last feuded!

1227
01:32:11,900 --> 01:32:13,366
En garde!

1228
01:32:18,672 --> 01:32:22,775
<i>Let's go dancing</i>

1229
01:32:22,777 --> 01:32:26,145
<i>And fall in love</i>

1230
01:32:26,147 --> 01:32:30,583
<i>For the first time</i>

1231
01:32:30,585 --> 01:32:32,618
<i>Again</i>

1232
01:32:34,821 --> 01:32:39,325
<i>And five years later...</i>

1233
01:33:44,491 --> 01:33:46,559
<i>Welcome to unicorn city</i>

1234
01:33:46,561 --> 01:33:48,561
<i>Yeah, what</i>

1235
01:33:48,563 --> 01:33:50,930
<i>This is your world</i>

1236
01:33:50,932 --> 01:33:52,765
<i>I was cruisin' down
the astral plane</i>

1237
01:33:52,767 --> 01:33:54,867
<i>Heard a freaky wizard
calling my name</i>

1238
01:33:54,869 --> 01:33:57,003
<i>He was gettin' a spell
sent me straight to hell</i>

1239
01:33:57,005 --> 01:33:58,871
<i>But I don't care 'cause
it's dawn of days</i>

1240
01:33:58,873 --> 01:34:00,906
<i>I get my hands all
covered in brain juice</i>

1241
01:34:00,908 --> 01:34:03,075
<i>Bring it down to the party
where we break loose</i>

1242
01:34:03,077 --> 01:34:04,810
<i>And take a succubus</i>

1243
01:34:04,812 --> 01:34:07,146
<i>To beat this potion
'cause it's 80 proof</i>

1244
01:34:07,148 --> 01:34:10,816
<i>Let's roll to the party like
we roll them polyhedral dice</i>

1245
01:34:10,818 --> 01:34:14,854
<i>Let's roll a d-11 not once,
not 20 times but thrice</i>

1246
01:34:14,856 --> 01:34:18,724
<i>Let's roll with the punches from
my mortal enemies and foes</i>

1247
01:34:18,726 --> 01:34:22,728
<i>Let's roll creatures, let's roll</i>

1248
01:34:22,730 --> 01:34:24,864
<i>I crossed paths with a
wicked, wicked hawk</i>

1249
01:34:24,866 --> 01:34:26,866
<i>With his ears poppin'
out like spock</i>

1250
01:34:26,868 --> 01:34:29,201
<i>Couldn't fool me with
his beady little eyes</i>

1251
01:34:29,203 --> 01:34:31,070
<i>So I pop off his head like a cork</i>

1252
01:34:31,072 --> 01:34:32,738
<i>A silver heaven that blew my mind</i>

1253
01:34:32,740 --> 01:34:34,840
<i>The hawk's head came back to life</i>

1254
01:34:34,842 --> 01:34:37,143
<i>So that mary and her lover
head down to the party</i>

1255
01:34:37,145 --> 01:34:39,011
<i>With the head rollin' right behind</i>

1256
01:34:39,013 --> 01:34:42,748
<i>Let's roll to the party like
we roll them polyhedral dice</i>

1257
01:34:42,750 --> 01:34:46,552
<i>Let's roll a d-11, not once,
not 20 times but thrice</i>

1258
01:34:46,554 --> 01:34:50,756
<i>Let's roll with the punches from
our mortal enemies and foes</i>

1259
01:34:50,758 --> 01:34:55,294
<i>Let's roll, creatures, let's roll</i>

1260
01:35:02,936 --> 01:35:04,937
<i>Meet the beastly,
he's the Beast Lord</i>

1261
01:35:04,939 --> 01:35:06,806
<i>He's shootin' laser
beams like oh, my word!</i>

1262
01:35:06,808 --> 01:35:09,175
<i>So I retaliate with my
psyonic death stare</i>

1263
01:35:09,177 --> 01:35:10,776
<i>But I ricocheted through the floor</i>

1264
01:35:10,778 --> 01:35:12,912
<i>So I entice that dude
with some turtlebuds</i>

1265
01:35:12,914 --> 01:35:14,947
<i>And the shining glitter
tassels on my luscious duds</i>

1266
01:35:14,949 --> 01:35:16,816
<i>He falls into my trance
and we begin to dance</i>

1267
01:35:16,818 --> 01:35:18,884
<i>Now we rockin' this mortal's club</i>

1268
01:35:18,886 --> 01:35:22,755
<i>Let's roll to the party like
we roll them polyhedral dice</i>

1269
01:35:22,757 --> 01:35:26,525
<i>Let's roll a d-100, not once,
not 20 times but thrice</i>

1270
01:35:26,527 --> 01:35:30,696
<i>Let's roll with the punches from
our mortal enemies and foes</i>

1271
01:35:30,698 --> 01:35:34,767
<i>Let's roll, creatures, let's roll</i>

1272
01:35:34,769 --> 01:35:38,404
<i>We gotta roll down to the area
where all the cool kids go</i>

1273
01:35:38,406 --> 01:35:40,606
<i>We gotta get there,
get there real fast</i>

1274
01:35:40,608 --> 01:35:42,675
<i>'Cause we're rollin',
we're rollin' the dice</i>

1275
01:35:42,677 --> 01:35:46,412
<i>Polyhedral dice, baby, yeah</i>