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 Once upon a time...

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<i>...There was an enchanted land
called Storybook Town.</i>

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<i>This wasn't a make-believe place.</i>

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<i>It was for real...</i>

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<i>...With full RV hook-ups too.</i>

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<i>Just off old Route 33...</i>

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<i>...Or was it 66?</i>

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<i>Anyhow,
everyone loved Storybook Town.</i>

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<i>It had walk-through, fairy-tale sets...</i>

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<i>...Thrill rides and attractions...</i>

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<i>...The best high-diving cow act
in three states...</i>

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<i>...And a world-class petting zoo.</i>

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<i>The park was the life-long passion
of Joe Bradley...</i>

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<i>...A starry-eyed dreamer,
if there ever was one.</i>

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<i>Soon after opening Storybook Town...</i>

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<i>...Joe found a partner
to share his dream...</i>

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<i>...His loving wife, Violet.</i>

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<i>And it wasn't long
before they were joined...</i>

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<i>...By their greatest dream of all...</i>

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<i>...Their son, Jack.</i>

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<i>For a long time,
all was right with the world.</i>

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<font color="#FFFF00">(CROWD CHEERING)</font>

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<i>But life has a way of moving on.</i>

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<i>And sometimes, the dreamers leave us...</i>

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...All too soon.

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<i>Violet and Jack did their best
to keep Joe's dream alive...</i>

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<i>...But it was</i> a <i>big job
for just the two of them.</i>

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<i>Once the crowds stopped coming...</i>

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<i>...There wasn't money
to repair old attractions...</i>

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<i>...Or broken-down rides.</i>

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<i>And soon their petting</i> zoo...

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<i>...Was down to its last two critters...</i>

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<i>...A cat named Torn...</i>

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<i>...And a mouse named Jerry.</i>

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<font color="#FFFF00">(CLANGS)</font>

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<font color="#FFFF00">(YELPS)</font>

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<font color="#FFFF00">(TOLLING)</font>

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<font color="#FFFF00">(SCREAMS)</font>

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<font color="#FFFF00">(SCREAMS)</font>

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<font color="#FFFF00">(BUZZES)</font>

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<font color="#FFFF00">(SCREAMING)</font>

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Oh, no, not again.

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<font color="#FFFF00">(GRUNTS THEN GASPS)</font>

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<font color="#FFFF00">(WHEELS SCREECH)</font>

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Come here, knuckleheads.

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What happened?

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Thought so. Mom and I are trying
to save Storybook Town.

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We don't need you guys
wrecking what's left.

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Now, look, we're pals, right, Torn?

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And, Jerry, you and me
are friends to the end, right?

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So maybe you could try to get along
with each other?

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Just for me?

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Tom.

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That's better.

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I think.

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All right, let's get the mess cleaned up
before Mom flips out.

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You okay, Hermione?

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I don't want anything happening
to our star attraction.

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- Moo.
- Okay, only attraction.

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Maybe we'll have
lots of customers today.

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- Moo.
- Okay, one customer.

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<font color="#FFFF00">(JACK LAUGHS)</font>

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Hey, we got one.

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Torn, Jerry, it's showtime.

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Mom! Mom!

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We have customers.

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Customers? How exciting.

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I will dust off the corn dogs.

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- Excuse me, Mom.
- Oh, dear.

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That's not a customer.

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<font color="#808080">BIGLEY:</font> This won't take long.

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Keep the motor running.

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Welcome to Storybook Town.

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The enchanted land
where dreams come true, if you believe.

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Eh, okay.
I'm looking for the widow Bradley.

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You mean my mother?

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Ouch.

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Uh, yeah. So where is she?

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Around.

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But right now,
you're just in time for our big show.

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We still got a few seats right in front.

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Okay. No. I don't have time for this. Hey!

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Ahem. Ladies and gentlemen...

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...Storybook Town is proud to present
our star attraction.

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<font color="#FFFF00">(GROANS)</font>

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<font color="#FFFF00">(PLAYING COUNTRY MUSIC)</font>

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<font color="#808080">JACK:</font> Hey, diddle, diddle,
the cat plays the fiddle...

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...The little mouse toots a tune.

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Now let's applaud for Hermione...

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...The cow who jumps over the moon.

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<font color="#FFFF00">(JERRY WHISTLES)</font>

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<font color="#FFFF00">(SCREAMS)</font>

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<font color="#FFFF00">(BLOWS HORN)</font>

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Phew.

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What's wrong?

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Oh, no.
You stall Hermione, I'll fill the tank.

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Come on.

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<font color="#FFFF00">(GRUNTS)</font>

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Oh, that ain't good.

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<font color="#FFFF00">(SCREAMING)</font>

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<font color="#FFFF00">(WHIMPERING)</font>

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<font color="#FFFF00">(SIGHS)</font>

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<font color="#FFFF00">(WOOD RUMBLING AND CREAKING)</font>

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Whoa!

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All part of the act, sir.

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What do you do for an encore, kid?
Blow up the park?

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Wait, that's my job.

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<font color="#FFFF00">(BIGLEY LAUGHS)</font>

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What?

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Oh, I didn't expect you till tomorrow,
Mr. Bigley.

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I know, Mrs. Bradley...

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...But why delay the inevitable?

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I still have an entire day...

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- ...To raise the mortgage money.
- Yeah, that's not gonna happen.

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What's he talking about?

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Jack, this is Mr. Bigley.

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Of Bigley's Super Strip Malls.

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Acres of big inventory,
big values, and big profits.

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My malls are everywhere.

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And tomorrow, one goes up,
heh, right here.

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<font color="#FFFF00">(LAUGHS)</font>

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You can't do that.

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My dad started Storybook Town.

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It's part of our family forever.

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That's touching.

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But business is business, kiddo.

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And as you could see...

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...I bought the mortgage
on Storybook Town.

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If you miss even one payment...

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...The park goes to me
and you guys are kissing pavement...

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...Hitting the bricks, O-U-T, out.

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We can't give up, Mom.

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I know things will turn around
if we can just last another month.

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Ticky-tock, kid.

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You don't have another month.

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The wrecking crew arrives
tomorrow morning.

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Yep, come 9 a.m.,
Storybook Town is going down.

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Hey. Rhyme. Tsk.

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Get you later.

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Nobody panic. I've already
made arrangements to sell Hermione...

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...To Dinkle Bros. Circus.

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That'll give us enough money
to keep going longer.

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Sell Hermione?

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She's our friend.

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Jack, I believe Hermione
will love being a circus star.

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And you remember Daddy's motto:

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- "Dreams come true if you believe."
- "Dreams come true if you believe."

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I believe.

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Well, I'd better get Hermione
over to the fair grounds.

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No, Mom. We'll take her.

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Are you sure?
It's a big job for a little boy.

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We wanna say goodbye.

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Come on, Jer.

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Cheer up, old pouting Thomas.

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We'll all get through this mess,
I promise.

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<i><font color="#FFFF00">(SINGING)</font>
When life seems sad with no reprieve</i>

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<i>Don't wear a frown upon your sleeve</i>

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<i>Those happy times we can retrieve</i>

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<i>If we truly do believe</i>

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<i>Like the joy that kids receive</i>

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<i>When reindeer fly on Christmas Eve</i>

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<i>Miracles we will perceive</i>

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<i>If we truly believe</i>

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<i>So toss a penny in a well</i>

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<i>Or wish upon a star</i>

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<i>But if you can't believe with me</i>

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<i>We won't get very far</i>

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So <i>let's have</i> a <i>cheer for wishing wells</i>

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<i>Lucky stars and jingle bells</i>

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<i>Those happy days we will achieve</i>

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<i>If we truly believe</i>

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<i>If we truly believe</i>

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<font color="#808080">JACK:</font> This can't be right.

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The circus always sets up here.

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Oh, no, they're leaving.

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<font color="#FFFF00">(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)</font>

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We gotta stop them.

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Whoa!

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<font color="#FFFF00">(JACK SCREAMING)</font>

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<font color="#808080">O'DELL:</font> Appears you boys
are in a heap of trouble.

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My name's O'Dell.

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Farmer O'Dell.

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Got a spread on the edge of the prairie
up yonder.

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That's a mighty fine-looking heifer
you got there.

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I can tell she gives tasty cheese...

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...And grade A milk.

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Well, she might be for sale
if we had the right offer.

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I think she'd like my place just fine.

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Are you a magician?

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I know a trick or two,
but I ain't no wizard.

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If I was, I could offer you more than these
for your cow.

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- Beans?
- <font color="#808080">O'DELL:</font> Magic beans.

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<font color="#808080">JACK:</font> Magic beans?

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Okay. I think we're done here.

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Just keep walking.

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Don't make eye contact
with the crazy man.

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Don't look like much,
but they'll do miracles...

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...If you believe.

199
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You traded our cow for beans.

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Uh, magic beans.

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<font color="#FFFF00">(GROANS)</font>

202
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It sounded better
when the farmer said it.

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Jack, this isn't one
of our little bedtime fairy tales.

204
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Storybook Town needed that money
to stay in business.

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We needed it to save our home...

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...Your father's dream.

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- I know, Mom, but...
- Tom.

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Why didn't you talk him out of it?

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I'm sorry, sweetie.

210
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It's my fault.

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I should have never sent a boy
to do a man's job.

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I didn't think I could feel worse.

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Surprise.

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Even if the circus
had bought Hermione...

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...It would take more than one
mortgage payment to save our home.

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It would take a miracle.

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<font color="#FFFF00">(VIOLET SOBBING)</font>

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<i>Hmm.</i>

219
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I'm not exactly sure
how this is supposed to work.

220
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Maybe we'll just get a big crop of beans.

221
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Well, at least we'll have something
to eat...

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...After Mr. Bigley throws us out.

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<font color="#FFFF00">(YAWNS)</font>

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The important thing is,
we all still believe, right?

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Sweet dreams, my little dreamer.

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<font color="#FFFF00">(LAUGHS)</font>

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<font color="#FFFF00">(GASPING)</font>

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<font color="#FFFF00">(SCREAMS)</font>

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<font color="#FFFF00">(SCREAMS)</font>

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<font color="#FFFF00">(JACK GASPS)</font>

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Torn! Jerry!

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UP here!

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00:22:21,966 --> 00:22:23,468
It's Storybook Town...

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...Except it's for real.

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<font color="#FFFF00">(SCREAMS)</font>

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<font color="#808080">HUMPTY DUMPTY:</font> Help!

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00:22:32,977 --> 00:22:35,229
- Whoa!
- Whoa.

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00:22:37,190 --> 00:22:38,232
Whoa!

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<font color="#FFFF00">(LAUGHS)</font>

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00:22:41,819 --> 00:22:43,571
Gotcha, suckers.

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00:22:43,738 --> 00:22:45,031
<font color="#FFFF00">(LAUGHING)</font>

242
00:22:45,198 --> 00:22:47,617
Jerk. Must be a bad egg.

243
00:22:50,745 --> 00:22:52,080
Welcome, welcome, welcome.

244
00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:56,584
Welcome to Fairyland,
where dreams come true.

245
00:23:02,590 --> 00:23:03,883
Ahoy, mateys.

246
00:23:04,092 --> 00:23:05,468
Welcome to Fairyland.

247
00:23:05,635 --> 00:23:06,928
<font color="#FFFF00">(LAUGHS)</font>

248
00:23:07,095 --> 00:23:09,972
Wow, he's much bigger in person.

249
00:23:13,476 --> 00:23:16,354
Hey, that's the old lady
that lived in a shoe.

250
00:23:18,940 --> 00:23:20,274
Hey, Peter.

251
00:23:20,483 --> 00:23:21,943
Howdy, stranger.

252
00:23:22,318 --> 00:23:23,736
Give my regards to the missus.

253
00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:24,946
Whoa.

254
00:23:25,154 --> 00:23:26,614
Excuse me, Miss Peep.

255
00:23:26,823 --> 00:23:28,533
I mean, Miss Bo.

256
00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:30,535
I mean, Miss Bo Peep.

257
00:23:30,743 --> 00:23:34,122
<font color="#FFFF00">(LAUGHING)</font>

258
00:23:35,665 --> 00:23:37,625
Whoa!

259
00:23:38,543 --> 00:23:39,961
<font color="#FFFF00">(GIGGLING)</font>

260
00:23:42,588 --> 00:23:43,631
<font color="#FFFF00">(WHIMPERING)</font>

261
00:23:44,424 --> 00:23:46,926
<font color="#808080">JACK:</font> Whoa!

262
00:23:47,176 --> 00:23:49,637
- <font color="#808080">RED RIDING HOOD:</font> Somebody help!
- <font color="#808080">WOLF:</font> Hey, come back here!

263
00:23:49,846 --> 00:23:50,888
Hey!

264
00:23:51,055 --> 00:23:52,181
<font color="#FFFF00">(THREE LITTLE PIGS GRUNTING)</font>

265
00:23:53,850 --> 00:23:55,184
Oh!

266
00:23:57,687 --> 00:23:59,272
<font color="#808080">RED RIDING HOOD:</font> Huh?

267
00:24:05,653 --> 00:24:09,282
- Presenting the ruler of Fairyland...
- Presenting the ruler of Fairyland...

268
00:24:09,490 --> 00:24:11,492
- ...Old King Cole.
- ...Old King Cole.

269
00:24:11,701 --> 00:24:13,453
I'm a merry old soul.

270
00:24:13,661 --> 00:24:16,914
And a merry old soul is me.

271
00:24:17,123 --> 00:24:19,083
Greetings, Mother Hubbard.

272
00:24:19,292 --> 00:24:20,585
Mwah.

273
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:23,212
And hello, Miss Peep.

274
00:24:23,421 --> 00:24:25,506
You are looking lovely today.

275
00:24:25,715 --> 00:24:29,010
Pies! Fresh Pies! Get them piping hot!

276
00:24:30,470 --> 00:24:33,681
Look, Simple Simon met a pie man...

277
00:24:34,015 --> 00:24:35,391
...Going to the fair.

278
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:38,102
Said Simple Simon to the pie man...

279
00:24:38,311 --> 00:24:40,229
Let me taste your ware.

280
00:24:40,438 --> 00:24:43,733
Ha, ha. And what kind of ware
would that be, chum?

281
00:24:43,941 --> 00:24:45,359
Hardware?

282
00:24:45,693 --> 00:24:46,736
Ow!

283
00:24:46,944 --> 00:24:47,987
<font color="#FFFF00">(LAUGHS)</font>

284
00:24:48,196 --> 00:24:50,156
Werewolf? Grr.

285
00:24:50,364 --> 00:24:52,533
Hey, I got it. Underwear.

286
00:24:52,742 --> 00:24:57,455
Now, look,
I only wanted one little wedge of pie.

287
00:24:57,663 --> 00:24:59,832
One Wedgie, coming up.

288
00:25:00,041 --> 00:25:01,167
Whoa, whoa!

289
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:06,797
Another satisfied customer.

290
00:25:07,006 --> 00:25:08,716
Ooh. Fresh victims.

291
00:25:08,883 --> 00:25:11,385
Uh, I mean, hungry strangers.

292
00:25:11,594 --> 00:25:12,845
Hot apple pie?

293
00:25:13,054 --> 00:25:15,598
A steal at only 900 gold pieces.

294
00:25:15,806 --> 00:25:16,974
Huh?

295
00:25:17,225 --> 00:25:20,061
Now, now, that's not very neighborly.

296
00:25:20,269 --> 00:25:22,271
Feed our guests.

297
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:24,982
But, sire, the moola ain't for me.

298
00:25:25,191 --> 00:25:27,818
You know my overhead is ginormous.

299
00:25:28,027 --> 00:25:29,820
<font color="#FFFF00">(FOOTSTEPS THUDDING)</font>

300
00:25:30,029 --> 00:25:31,822
What's that?

301
00:25:32,031 --> 00:25:35,076
My overhead.
Matter of fact, he's over everyone's head.

302
00:25:35,284 --> 00:25:37,703
Run! Scram! Vamoose!

303
00:25:37,912 --> 00:25:39,080
Pies!

304
00:25:39,288 --> 00:25:41,916
Closeout sale! Pies!

305
00:25:42,542 --> 00:25:48,047
Fee-fi-fo-fum,
bring out your gold because here I come.

306
00:25:52,176 --> 00:25:57,348
And a happy fee-fi to you,
Mr. Ginormous, sir.

307
00:25:57,557 --> 00:25:59,225
Well, Your Highness?

308
00:25:59,850 --> 00:26:01,018
<font color="#FFFF00">(BOTH GASPS)</font>

309
00:26:01,269 --> 00:26:05,565
What insanely valuable tribute
are you going to pay to me today?

310
00:26:05,773 --> 00:26:08,276
Diamonds? Emeralds?

311
00:26:08,484 --> 00:26:10,695
Oh, royal treasurer.

312
00:26:10,861 --> 00:26:16,033
Uh, we got something extra special
for you today, Mr. G.

313
00:26:16,242 --> 00:26:18,869
A whole cart full of big...

314
00:26:19,078 --> 00:26:20,538
- Yes?
- "Mound".

315
00:26:20,746 --> 00:26:22,415
- Yes?
- ...golden...

316
00:26:22,623 --> 00:26:23,666
Yes? Yes?

317
00:26:23,874 --> 00:26:25,751
...Pumpkins.

318
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:28,170
It's the first pick of the season.

319
00:26:28,379 --> 00:26:31,007
Ripe and sweet and... Aah!

320
00:26:31,507 --> 00:26:33,134
Now, get this.

321
00:26:33,342 --> 00:26:36,095
I don't eat pumpkins.

322
00:26:36,304 --> 00:26:39,932
I eat peasants
who bring me pumpkins.

323
00:26:40,141 --> 00:26:46,105
But, Mr. Ginormous, sir,
we've already given you all our valuables.

324
00:26:46,314 --> 00:26:47,440
It's true.

325
00:26:47,648 --> 00:26:50,860
All we have left are pumpkins.
Nice view.

326
00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:52,695
Listen, Kingie...

327
00:26:52,903 --> 00:26:57,617
...If you wanna keep your subjects happy,
you gotta start with the biggest one.

328
00:26:57,825 --> 00:26:59,744
So pay attention, deadpan.

329
00:26:59,952 --> 00:27:02,580
Let me show you how it's done.

330
00:27:02,997 --> 00:27:06,542
<i> <font color="#FFFF00">(SINGING)</font> Now, I'm</i> a <i>giant wonder
Who lives to loot and plunder</i>

331
00:27:07,001 --> 00:27:10,546
<i>I turn on my schnozzola
And money, up she rolls-a</i>

332
00:27:10,963 --> 00:27:14,634
<i>I grossly gross your income
When I growl "fee-fi-fo-fum"</i>

333
00:27:14,842 --> 00:27:17,637
<i>When it comes to being bad</i>

334
00:27:18,262 --> 00:27:19,930
<i>I'm Ginormous</i>

335
00:27:21,265 --> 00:27:22,933
[SNIFFING]

336
00:27:23,184 --> 00:27:26,562
<i>You hide your dimes and nickels
Silver gives my nose the tickles</i>

337
00:27:26,771 --> 00:27:30,441
<i>I'll take all your treasure
Trust me, it's my pleasure</i>

338
00:27:30,650 --> 00:27:34,236
<i>A piggy bank tormentor
Fairyland's one-percenter</i>

339
00:27:34,445 --> 00:27:37,114
<i>When it comes to big and greedy</i>

340
00:27:37,281 --> 00:27:38,324
<font color="#FFFF00">(GASPS)</font>

341
00:27:38,491 --> 00:27:39,992
<i>I'm Ginormous</i>

342
00:27:40,159 --> 00:27:41,744
<font color="#FFFF00">(IN NORMAL VOICE)</font>
Any of this sinking in?

343
00:27:41,952 --> 00:27:44,121
<i><font color="#FFFF00">(SINGING)</font>
He plucked the tuffet from Miss Muffet</i>

344
00:27:44,288 --> 00:27:46,082
<i>In his pocket he did stuff it</i>

345
00:27:46,290 --> 00:27:50,044
<i> <font color="#FFFF00">(SINGING)</font> When he needed</i> a <i>new slipper
Out went every nipper</i>

346
00:27:50,252 --> 00:27:52,004
<i> <font color="#FFFF00">(SINGING)</font>
He stole bones from Mother Hubbard</i>

347
00:27:52,171 --> 00:27:54,006
<i>Shut us doggies in the cupboard</i>

348
00:27:54,215 --> 00:27:56,717
<i>When it comes to big and nasty</i>

349
00:27:56,884 --> 00:27:57,927
<font color="#FFFF00">(BELCHES)</font>

350
00:27:58,094 --> 00:28:00,388
<font color="#FFFF00">(IN NORMAL VOICE)</font>
He's disgustipating, son.

351
00:28:01,555 --> 00:28:04,642
Oh, that awful giant's back.

352
00:28:06,102 --> 00:28:08,270
- Stop it.
- What's up, Red? Looking good.

353
00:28:08,479 --> 00:28:10,773
I order you to leave these people alone.

354
00:28:10,981 --> 00:28:12,692
Oh, you got it all wrong, sweets.

355
00:28:12,900 --> 00:28:15,486
They're happy
to share their goodies with me, right?

356
00:28:15,695 --> 00:28:17,029
Happy-Happy-

357
00:28:17,905 --> 00:28:19,699
<i> <font color="#FFFF00">(SINGING)</font>
Ginormous, here's your wake-up call</i>

358
00:28:19,865 --> 00:28:21,701
<i>You're headed for a great big fall</i>

359
00:28:21,909 --> 00:28:25,996
<i>So says the ancient prophecy
A hero will rise to set us free</i>

360
00:28:26,205 --> 00:28:29,417
<i> <font color="#FFFF00">(SINGING)</font> Fine with me, Red, bring him on
One swat from me and, bam, he's gone</i>

361
00:28:29,625 --> 00:28:32,420
<i>When it comes to big and brutal</i>

362
00:28:33,170 --> 00:28:34,797
<i>I'm Ginormous</i>

363
00:28:35,881 --> 00:28:37,216
<font color="#FFFF00">(ALL SCREAMING)</font>

364
00:28:37,425 --> 00:28:41,554
<i>So now you've got the breakdown
From the master of the shakedown</i>

365
00:28:41,762 --> 00:28:45,433
<i>Pinching pennies from the needy
Being crass and cruel and greedy</i>

366
00:28:45,641 --> 00:28:49,645
<i>Gross and crude and seedy
Not to mention rude and vile</i>

367
00:28:49,854 --> 00:28:52,898
<i>I'm a rotten, evil deed-y</i>

368
00:28:53,107 --> 00:28:54,942
<font color="#FFFF00">(IN NORMAL VOICE)</font>
Cash me out. I'm coming home.

369
00:28:55,151 --> 00:28:59,530
<i> <font color="#FFFF00">(SINGING)</font>
When it comes to being bad</i>

370
00:29:00,656 --> 00:29:03,075
<i>I'm Ginormous, baby</i>

371
00:29:03,284 --> 00:29:04,577
<font color="#FFFF00">(IN NORMAL VOICE)</font>
Bye-bye.

372
00:29:08,330 --> 00:29:09,665
<font color="#FFFF00">(RED FAIRY GRUNTING)</font>

373
00:29:14,420 --> 00:29:16,046
<font color="#FFFF00">(SCREAMING)</font>

374
00:29:17,631 --> 00:29:18,966
<font color="#FFFF00">(SIGHS)</font>

375
00:29:19,216 --> 00:29:20,426
Are you okay?

376
00:29:20,634 --> 00:29:23,012
I think so. Thank you, strangers.

377
00:29:23,345 --> 00:29:26,223
I'm the town's protector
and resident good fairy.

378
00:29:26,432 --> 00:29:29,977
Though lately I haven't been doing
a very good job.

379
00:29:30,186 --> 00:29:32,021
Can't you just zap that big bully?

380
00:29:32,229 --> 00:29:35,191
I could,
if Ginormous hadn't stolen my magic harp.

381
00:29:35,399 --> 00:29:38,068
What little power I have left...

382
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:40,780
...Isn't enough to stop him.

383
00:29:40,988 --> 00:29:43,115
There's gotta be a way
to get your harp back.

384
00:29:43,324 --> 00:29:45,117
<font color="#808080">O'DELL:</font> Oh, it won't be easy.

385
00:29:46,702 --> 00:29:48,913
Hermione.

386
00:29:51,707 --> 00:29:55,002
- Farmer O'Dell?
- Actually, I'm the Farmer in the Dell.

387
00:29:55,211 --> 00:29:57,588
Like in the nursery rhyme?
I live here too.

388
00:29:57,797 --> 00:30:01,008
Ginormous has been making life hard on us
for a long time.

389
00:30:01,217 --> 00:30:06,514
Besides the Red Fairy's magic harp,
he stole my king-sized golden goose.

390
00:30:06,722 --> 00:30:09,266
All the townsfolk's valuables.

391
00:30:09,475 --> 00:30:11,101
Our entire life savings.

392
00:30:11,268 --> 00:30:12,311
<font color="#FFFF00">(BARKS)</font>

393
00:30:12,478 --> 00:30:13,854
In bones, that is.

394
00:30:14,063 --> 00:30:18,192
And he still shows up every day
to pick us clean.

395
00:30:18,692 --> 00:30:20,528
An ancient prophecy said...

396
00:30:20,736 --> 00:30:23,781
...That a giant would one day menace
Fairyland...

397
00:30:23,989 --> 00:30:28,202
...And that a great hero named Jack
would appear to defeat him.

398
00:30:28,410 --> 00:30:30,913
Hey, that's the old story
of "Jack and the Beanstalk."

399
00:30:31,121 --> 00:30:36,502
It may be an old story to you, chum,
but it's breaking news to us.

400
00:30:48,722 --> 00:30:52,893
Wait. You mean I'm the Jack
destined to fight the giant?

401
00:30:53,310 --> 00:30:54,645
- Jack?
- Jack?

402
00:30:55,020 --> 00:30:57,398
- Jack?
- He's here.

403
00:30:57,606 --> 00:30:58,899
- Jack?
- <font color="#808080">MOTHER HUBBARD:</font> Jack?

404
00:30:59,108 --> 00:31:00,150
- <font color="#808080">VILLAGER #1:</font> Jack?
- <font color="#808080">VILLAGER #2:</font> He's the one?

405
00:31:00,359 --> 00:31:01,902
- <font color="#808080">DROOPY:</font> Jack?
- <font color="#808080">VILLAGER #3:</font> Jack?

406
00:31:02,278 --> 00:31:03,571
Yes, Jack.

407
00:31:03,779 --> 00:31:07,157
You and your brave friends.

408
00:31:08,492 --> 00:31:12,997
Look, guys, I'm just a kid
from a run-down amusement park.

409
00:31:13,205 --> 00:31:17,376
You need, I don't know,
someone bigger, stronger.

410
00:31:17,585 --> 00:31:18,627
You need a hero.

411
00:31:22,923 --> 00:31:27,469
What we need
is someone who believes in himself.

412
00:31:33,434 --> 00:31:37,521
Well, in that case, I believe we can try.

413
00:31:40,566 --> 00:31:43,736
<font color="#FFFF00">(ALL CHEERING)</font>

414
00:32:17,394 --> 00:32:19,313
We can't go inside, Jack.

415
00:32:19,521 --> 00:32:22,274
The giant knows us all by smell.

416
00:32:22,733 --> 00:32:25,361
We have an inside man ready to help.

417
00:32:25,569 --> 00:32:27,404
You won't be going in alone, kid.

418
00:32:31,659 --> 00:32:32,910
Tex sent me.

419
00:32:38,332 --> 00:32:39,583
Don't be scared, Tom.

420
00:32:39,792 --> 00:32:42,252
You'll like Tuffy.
He's a mouse, like Jerry.

421
00:32:48,759 --> 00:32:52,554
Ah. Hello there, little, tiny kitty cat.

422
00:32:53,180 --> 00:32:54,223
<font color="#FFFF00">(SCREAMING)</font>

423
00:32:59,269 --> 00:33:03,023
Shh. Hush, now.
We don't want the giant to hear.

424
00:33:03,232 --> 00:33:06,652
Tuffy, these brave heroes are helping us
get my magic harp back.

425
00:33:07,069 --> 00:33:09,029
Would you guide them
to the treasure room?

426
00:33:09,238 --> 00:33:14,827
Would I? It's about time
someone took old Gi-nasty down a peg.

427
00:33:46,066 --> 00:33:47,943
<font color="#FFFF00">(SNIFFING)</font>

428
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:53,574
<font color="#808080">SCREWY SQUIRREL:</font> We'll never see
those chumps again.

429
00:33:53,741 --> 00:33:54,783
<font color="#FFFF00">(ALL GASPS)</font>

430
00:33:56,285 --> 00:33:57,911
What are you doing here?

431
00:33:58,537 --> 00:34:01,707
We thought we'd spare you the trip
into town tomorrow.

432
00:34:02,082 --> 00:34:05,169
So you brought my tribute
a day early, huh?

433
00:34:05,377 --> 00:34:06,420
But where's the loot?

434
00:34:06,628 --> 00:34:08,255
Well...

435
00:34:12,217 --> 00:34:14,636
Since the villagers
don't have any valuables left...

436
00:34:14,845 --> 00:34:16,889
...They thought they'd bring their...

437
00:34:17,264 --> 00:34:19,725
Their, uh, talents.

438
00:34:19,933 --> 00:34:21,226
Our whatsits?

439
00:34:21,435 --> 00:34:22,478
Talents.

440
00:34:24,521 --> 00:34:25,564
<font color="#FFFF00">(TICKING)</font>

441
00:34:29,109 --> 00:34:30,152
<font color="#FFFF00">(TRAP CREAKING)</font>

442
00:34:35,449 --> 00:34:37,284
Hey, must've got that mouse.

443
00:34:37,493 --> 00:34:39,453
Hey, big guy, here's the deal.

444
00:34:52,549 --> 00:34:55,385
They're offering to put on a show.

445
00:34:55,594 --> 00:34:57,721
For your dining pleasure.

446
00:35:23,622 --> 00:35:25,082
<font color="#FFFF00">(CLOCK TOLLING)</font>

447
00:35:25,332 --> 00:35:28,210
And there's no cover charge.

448
00:35:28,544 --> 00:35:31,547
Okay, if I like your acts, you live.

449
00:35:32,965 --> 00:35:37,386
If not, I'll grind your bones
to make my bread.

450
00:35:38,720 --> 00:35:40,764
<i>Hmm.</i>

451
00:35:41,014 --> 00:35:44,143
Running fast again.

452
00:35:54,069 --> 00:35:56,196
This show better be good.

453
00:36:04,079 --> 00:36:05,414
Start the show.

454
00:36:07,374 --> 00:36:10,127
A recitation by the Farmer in the Dell.

455
00:36:10,335 --> 00:36:14,464
Well, it's been a quiet week in Fairyland,
my hometown.

456
00:36:14,673 --> 00:36:18,135
Just off the beanstalk
at the edge of the clouds.

457
00:36:18,343 --> 00:36:21,054
This time of year,
there's lots of frost on the pumpkin.

458
00:36:30,105 --> 00:36:31,732
<font color="#FFFF00">(GRUNTING)</font>

459
00:36:36,195 --> 00:36:38,322
<font color="#808080">O'DELL:</font> Cinderella's been
having a hard time...

460
00:36:38,530 --> 00:36:40,240
...Scraping the ice off her coach.

461
00:36:40,449 --> 00:36:43,410
This cold weather's been wreaking havoc
on Old Mother Hubbard.

462
00:36:44,077 --> 00:36:47,497
Old Woman in the Shoe
is having to lace it up tight.

463
00:36:51,460 --> 00:36:55,964
Of course, the three pigs are laying in
extra firewood for winter.

464
00:36:56,173 --> 00:36:58,717
Once it turns cold,
those hungry wolves...

465
00:36:58,926 --> 00:37:00,844
...Just keep on dropping
down the chimney.

466
00:37:01,053 --> 00:37:02,179
Next.

467
00:37:07,100 --> 00:37:08,227
<font color="#FFFF00">(SCREAMING)</font>

468
00:37:08,727 --> 00:37:09,937
<font color="#FFFF00">(GASPS)</font>

469
00:37:14,024 --> 00:37:15,150
Screwy, you're on.

470
00:37:15,359 --> 00:37:16,568
Wait, I have no talent.

471
00:37:19,655 --> 00:37:23,283
<i> <font color="#FFFF00">(SINGING)</font> I'm Screwy, the pie man
And you won't believe your eyes</i>

472
00:37:23,492 --> 00:37:27,871
<i>When you see how much glee
A squirrel can make with pies</i>

473
00:37:28,247 --> 00:37:29,873
<font color="#FFFF00">(SCREWY SQUIRREL YELLING)</font>

474
00:37:30,082 --> 00:37:31,959
Mm. Tasty.

475
00:37:44,179 --> 00:37:46,181
Thirty-six, right.

476
00:37:47,307 --> 00:37:51,436
<font color="#808080">JACK:</font> Whoa. Whoa.

477
00:37:51,645 --> 00:37:54,314
Thirty-six, right.

478
00:37:55,065 --> 00:37:56,358
Twenty-four, left.

479
00:37:59,653 --> 00:38:02,489
Twenty-four, left.

480
00:38:02,864 --> 00:38:04,366
Thirty-five, right.

481

00:38:07,577 --> 00:38:09,955
Thirty-five, right.

482
00:38:10,163 --> 00:38:11,957
<font color="#808080">OLD KING COLE:</font> Thank you. Thank you.

483
00:38:12,332 --> 00:38:18,547
I would like to perform
the world's fastest card trick.

484
00:38:19,715 --> 00:38:21,591
Wanna see it again?

485
00:38:23,218 --> 00:38:26,138
This better improve.

486
00:38:33,437 --> 00:38:34,479
<font color="#FFFF00">(JACK GRUNTS)</font>

487
00:38:37,274 --> 00:38:38,317
<font color="#FFFF00">(GRUNTS)</font>

488
00:38:38,483 --> 00:38:39,526
<font color="#FFFF00">(TUFFY GASPS)</font>

489
00:38:40,027 --> 00:38:41,069
<font color="#FFFF00">(GASPS)</font>

490
00:38:41,611 --> 00:38:44,114
<font color="#808080">JACK:</font> That's a lot of loot.

491
00:38:47,075 --> 00:38:49,745
So, Tyke, you're in the first grade now.

492
00:38:49,953 --> 00:38:51,788
How do you like school?

493
00:38:51,997 --> 00:38:53,123
Closed.

494
00:38:53,332 --> 00:38:54,374
<font color="#FFFF00">(LAUGHS)</font>

495
00:38:54,624 --> 00:38:56,418
That's a killer. Ha, ha.

496
00:38:56,918 --> 00:38:59,588
- Ah! <i>Mes amis</i>, look.
- <font color="#808080">ALL:</font> Ah!

497
00:38:59,796 --> 00:39:02,591
<font color="#808080">TUFFY:</font> The magic harp.

498
00:39:03,508 --> 00:39:07,262
Say, I hear there's a oat next door
with no nose.

499
00:39:07,471 --> 00:39:08,889
How does he smell?

500
00:39:09,097 --> 00:39:10,807
Awful.

501
00:39:11,016 --> 00:39:12,142
<font color="#FFFF00">(SPIKE LAUGHS)</font>

502
00:39:27,949 --> 00:39:29,493
<font color="#FFFF00">(LAUGHS)</font>

503
00:39:29,826 --> 00:39:31,745
<font color="#808080">JACK:</font> Whoa!

504
00:39:36,583 --> 00:39:39,294
<font color="#FFFF00">(CLUCKING)</font>

505
00:39:42,881 --> 00:39:46,051
Stop playing around.

506
00:39:47,219 --> 00:39:49,346
You better hold onto this, huh?

507
00:39:49,554 --> 00:39:50,847
<font color="#FFFF00">(HONKS)</font>

508
00:39:51,098 --> 00:39:53,517
That must be the farmer's golden goose.

509
00:39:53,725 --> 00:39:56,978
<font color="#FFFF00">(SPIKE LAUGHING)</font>

510
00:39:57,187 --> 00:40:00,357
- Next.
- Hurry up, Jack.

511
00:40:03,193 --> 00:40:04,778
Think you can crack it, Jerry?

512
00:40:09,282 --> 00:40:10,826
<font color="#FFFF00">(CLANGING)</font>

513
00:40:11,034 --> 00:40:14,454
<font color="#FFFF00">(BUZZING THEN WHIRRING)</font>

514
00:40:14,663 --> 00:40:16,873
<font color="#FFFF00">(GROANS)</font>

515
00:40:18,667 --> 00:40:20,585
<font color="#FFFF00">(HONKS)</font>

516
00:40:20,794 --> 00:40:21,878
You're welcome.

517
00:40:22,087 --> 00:40:25,674
Now hurry.
Get out of here before the giant comes.

518
00:40:31,054 --> 00:40:32,597
<i>For us'?</i>

519
00:40:32,806 --> 00:40:34,141
<font color="#FFFF00">(HONKING)</font>

520
00:40:44,901 --> 00:40:49,573
She will even give you and your friends
a ride out of the castle.

521
00:40:52,117 --> 00:40:57,664
Benny and I have worked up a medley
of Broadway favorites.

522
00:40:57,873 --> 00:40:59,583
No! That's it.

523
00:41:02,127 --> 00:41:04,337
Now, where did I put that bone-grinder?

524
00:41:06,798 --> 00:41:08,550
It's around here somewhere.

525
00:41:08,717 --> 00:41:09,759
<font color="#FFFF00">(GASPS)</font>

526
00:41:09,926 --> 00:41:11,178
I'll find it.

527
00:41:11,386 --> 00:41:15,140
Oh, Mr. Giant,
I have a song I'd like to sing.

528
00:41:15,557 --> 00:41:19,394
Finally. An act with possibilities.

529
00:41:23,273 --> 00:41:27,777
<i> <font color="#FFFF00">(SINGING)</font>
I've got my blanket and my bear</i>

530
00:41:28,612 --> 00:41:32,115
<i>I'm ready for my nappy</i>

531
00:41:32,324 --> 00:41:38,955
<i>There's only one more thing I need
To make me happy</i>

532
00:41:40,916 --> 00:41:46,296
<i>Tell me</i> a <i>bedtime story
And I'll dream about you</i>

533
00:41:47,506 --> 00:41:50,133
<i>Magic, romance, fame and glory</i>

534
00:41:50,509 --> 00:41:53,470
<i>Any fairy tale will do</i>

535
00:41:53,678 --> 00:41:56,473
<i>Dishes with spoons and laughing dogs</i>

536
00:41:56,681 --> 00:41:59,476
<i>Beauties and beasts and kissing frogs</i>

537
00:41:59,684 --> 00:42:04,856
<i>Tell me</i> a <i>bedtime story
And I'll dream about you</i>

538
00:42:05,565 --> 00:42:10,695
<i>Tell me</i> a <i>bedtime story
You narrator, you</i>

539
00:42:11,655 --> 00:42:14,032
<i>Oh, I adore your oratory</i>

540
00:42:14,491 --> 00:42:17,494
<i>Our nightly rendezvous</i>

541
00:42:17,702 --> 00:42:20,330
<i>I don't wanna lie here counting sheep</i>

542
00:42:20,539 --> 00:42:23,416
<i>I'd rather hear Goldilocks
Or Little Bo Peep</i>

543
00:42:23,625 --> 00:42:29,381
<i>Tell me</i> a <i>bedtime story
And I'll dream about you</i>

544
00:42:29,589 --> 00:42:35,303
<i>A happy ending's mandatory
To win my love for you</i>

545
00:42:35,679 --> 00:42:38,682
<i>I'll be Snow White
To your Prince Charming</i>

546
00:42:38,890 --> 00:42:42,143
<i>Tell me about a bedtime story</i>

547
00:42:42,352 --> 00:42:47,440
<i>Tell me</i> a <i>bedtime story
And I'll dream about you</i>

548
00:42:47,649 --> 00:42:53,697
<i>I don't mean nightmares
And I'll dream about you</i>

549
00:42:57,284 --> 00:42:58,577
<font color="#FFFF00">(IN NORMAL VOICE)</font>
Good night now.

550
00:42:58,785 --> 00:42:59,953
Yeah!

551
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:03,331
- What? Hmm.
- Oh, dear.

552
00:43:03,498 --> 00:43:04,541
<font color="#FFFF00">(SNIFFING)</font>

553
00:43:04,749 --> 00:43:07,127
<i>Fee-fi-fo-fat...</i>

554
00:43:07,335 --> 00:43:11,673
...I smell a boy, a mouse and a cat.

555
00:43:11,881 --> 00:43:13,883
So you're the famous Jack.

556
00:43:14,050 --> 00:43:15,093
<font color="#FFFF00">(GASPS)</font>

557
00:43:15,260 --> 00:43:17,137
Here after all this time...

558
00:43:17,345 --> 00:43:20,724
...To slay the bad, old giant
and take his treasure.

559
00:43:20,932 --> 00:43:22,642
You stole that treasure from them.

560
00:43:22,851 --> 00:43:24,769
<font color="#808080">GINORMOUS:</font> What are gonna do
about it, peewee?

561
00:43:24,936 --> 00:43:26,855
Heh. Wanna fight me for it?

562
00:43:27,063 --> 00:43:28,648
Well, come on, tough guy.

563
00:43:28,857 --> 00:43:30,442
Let's see what you got.

564
00:43:30,650 --> 00:43:34,821
- How about this?
- No!

565
00:43:34,988 --> 00:43:36,156
<font color="#FFFF00">(HARP PLAYS)</font>

566
00:43:36,990 --> 00:43:38,033
<font color="#FFFF00">(YELLING)</font>

567
00:43:38,575 --> 00:43:41,411
<font color="#FFFF00">(GROANING)</font>

568
00:43:41,661 --> 00:43:43,413
Still wanna fight, peewee?

569
00:43:44,414 --> 00:43:45,749
Now, take it easy.

570
00:43:46,666 --> 00:43:48,251
Stay away from me!

571
00:43:48,460 --> 00:43:51,921
<font color="#FFFF00">(SCREAMING)</font>

572
00:43:52,130 --> 00:43:53,256
<font color="#FFFF00">(ALL LAUGHING)</font>

573
00:43:54,924 --> 00:43:56,676
Hey!

574
00:43:56,885 --> 00:43:59,095
<font color="#FFFF00">(SOBBING)</font>

575
00:43:59,304 --> 00:44:02,974
The bigger they are,
the harder they bawl.

576
00:44:06,936 --> 00:44:08,647
<font color="#FFFF00">(LAUGHING)</font>

577
00:44:12,817 --> 00:44:14,486
Stop it, Tom. He's had enough.

578
00:44:21,826 --> 00:44:22,869
<font color="#FFFF00">(GASPS)</font>

579
00:44:26,706 --> 00:44:30,293
<font color="#808080">RED FAIRY:</font> Oh, no. You broke the
shrinking string.

580
00:44:30,460 --> 00:44:31,503
<font color="#FFFF00">(GINORMOUS GRUNTING)</font>

581
00:44:31,711 --> 00:44:33,296
<font color="#FFFF00">(SCREAMS)</font>

582
00:44:33,505 --> 00:44:34,547
<font color="#FFFF00">(LAUGHING)</font>

583
00:44:35,215 --> 00:44:36,675
<font color="#FFFF00">(JACK SCREAMING)</font>

584
00:44:41,096 --> 00:44:42,180
Oh, no, you don't.

585
00:44:43,682 --> 00:44:45,058
Huh?

586
00:44:45,266 --> 00:44:47,102
<font color="#FFFF00">(GROANS)</font>

587
00:44:49,145 --> 00:44:50,188
<font color="#FFFF00">(GROWLING)</font>

588
00:44:50,355 --> 00:44:52,315
<font color="#808080">JACK:</font> Head for the beanstalk.

589
00:44:52,524 --> 00:44:53,650
<font color="#808080">GINORMOUS:</font> I'll smash you!

590
00:44:53,858 --> 00:44:55,360
Come on.

591
00:44:57,112 --> 00:44:59,322
Ugh. Come on.

592
00:45:01,991 --> 00:45:03,535
<font color="#FFFF00">(GRUNTING)</font>

593
00:45:06,371 --> 00:45:08,039
<font color="#FFFF00">(RED FAIRY SCREAMING
AND GINORMOUS YELLING)</font>

594
00:45:08,248 --> 00:45:09,958
<font color="#FFFF00">(ALL SCREAMING)</font>

595
00:45:11,876 --> 00:45:12,919
<font color="#FFFF00">(YELLING)</font>

596
00:45:19,259 --> 00:45:20,593
<font color="#FFFF00">(GROANS)</font>

597
00:45:20,802 --> 00:45:22,512
<font color="#FFFF00">(GRUNTING)</font>

598
00:45:22,721 --> 00:45:24,097
I hate pumpkins!

599
00:45:24,305 --> 00:45:25,390
Gotcha.

600
00:45:27,058 --> 00:45:28,601
<font color="#808080">AHAB:</font> There she blows.

601
00:45:28,935 --> 00:45:31,312
<font color="#FFFF00">(GRUNTING)</font>

602
00:45:31,563 --> 00:45:34,023
Catch this, you big bully.

603
00:45:35,650 --> 00:45:37,569
<font color="#808080">GINORMOUS:</font> Whoa! Oof!

604
00:45:38,194 --> 00:45:39,904
<font color="#FFFF00">(LAUGHING)</font>

605
00:45:41,573 --> 00:45:42,907
<font color="#FFFF00">(GRUNTING)</font>

606
00:45:43,116 --> 00:45:45,243
Aah! Whoa.

607
00:45:45,452 --> 00:45:47,120
Phew.

608
00:45:47,454 --> 00:45:49,914
<font color="#FFFF00">(GRUNTING)</font>

609
00:45:50,123 --> 00:45:51,291
<font color="#FFFF00">(JACK SCREAMS)</font>

610
00:45:54,210 --> 00:45:56,129
<font color="#FFFF00">(LAUGHING)</font>

611
00:45:56,379 --> 00:45:57,797
Red, catch!

612
00:45:59,340 --> 00:46:00,550
<font color="#FFFF00">(GASPS)</font>

613
00:46:01,551 --> 00:46:02,594
Ooh.

614
00:46:04,512 --> 00:46:06,389
<i>Beanstalk, by my magic grow</i>

615
00:46:06,598 --> 00:46:08,767
<i>Bind Ginormous, head to toe</i>

616
00:46:12,145 --> 00:46:14,439
<font color="#FFFF00">(GRUNTING)</font>

617
00:46:16,024 --> 00:46:18,526
You'll suffer for this!

618
00:46:22,447 --> 00:46:24,783
Hurry. Those vines won't hold him long.

619
00:46:25,408 --> 00:46:27,827
About the egg...

620
00:46:30,038 --> 00:46:31,206
Take it, Jack...

621
00:46:31,414 --> 00:46:33,625
- ...With our thanks.
- Ha, ha.

622
00:46:37,337 --> 00:46:38,838
Mm.

623
00:46:39,047 --> 00:46:40,256
<font color="#FFFF00">(CLEARS THROAT)</font>

624
00:46:40,507 --> 00:46:41,925
Oh, come on.

625
00:46:42,133 --> 00:46:44,135
You'd have kissed her too.

626
00:46:44,511 --> 00:46:46,095
Bye. Thanks.

627
00:46:46,304 --> 00:46:47,972
- <font color="#808080">VILLAGER #1:</font> Yeah.
- <font color="#808080">VILLAGER #2:</font> Bye.

628
00:46:48,139 --> 00:46:49,557
- <font color="#808080">VILLAGER #3:</font> Bye now.
- <font color="#808080">VILLAGER #4:</font> Bye.

629
00:46:52,268 --> 00:46:53,311
<font color="#FFFF00">(GRUMBLING)</font>

630
00:46:55,188 --> 00:46:56,856
I'll get you, Jack!

631
00:46:57,065 --> 00:47:00,318
No one steals my gold!

632
00:47:00,485 --> 00:47:01,528
<font color="#FFFF00">(ALL GASPING)</font>

633
00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:06,074
<i>Wicked giant, I do banish</i>

634
00:47:06,282 --> 00:47:09,452
<i>Strum this harp and you shall vanish</i>

635
00:47:09,661 --> 00:47:11,704
<font color="#FFFF00">(GASPING)</font>

636
00:47:12,038 --> 00:47:14,290
<font color="#FFFF00">(LAUGHING)</font>

637
00:47:15,375 --> 00:47:17,126
<font color="#FFFF00">(GASPING)</font>

638
00:47:20,046 --> 00:47:21,798
Are you gonna shape up?

639
00:47:22,006 --> 00:47:25,093
Or am I gonna start baking some bread
around here?

640
00:47:25,301 --> 00:47:27,679
- Hey, Ginormous.
- Huh?

641
00:47:27,929 --> 00:47:30,390
You want the egg? Come and get it.

642
00:47:30,598 --> 00:47:32,976
Howdare you try to steal my egg.

643
00:47:35,979 --> 00:47:37,772
I'm coming for you, boy.

644
00:47:40,900 --> 00:47:41,943
<font color="#FFFF00">(SCREAMS)</font>

645
00:47:51,703 --> 00:47:53,580
<font color="#FFFF00">(GRUNTING)</font>

646
00:48:07,093 --> 00:48:09,387
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.

647
00:48:11,472 --> 00:48:13,308
Torn!

648
00:48:14,434 --> 00:48:15,852
Ha!

649
00:48:16,060 --> 00:48:20,231
Ginormous, if you let Tom go,
I won't chop down this beanstalk.

650
00:48:20,815 --> 00:48:22,692
Don't threaten me, boy.

651
00:48:22,901 --> 00:48:25,320
I know where you come from, Jack.

652
00:48:25,528 --> 00:48:26,571
<font color="#FFFF00">(GASPS)</font>

653
00:48:26,821 --> 00:48:29,282
Just scurry along home.

654
00:48:29,490 --> 00:48:32,452
If you cross me, I'll grind your bones.

655
00:48:32,785 --> 00:48:35,371
I'll make some cat bread.

656
00:48:35,580 --> 00:48:39,208
And maybe
some cute little mouse bread too.

657
00:48:39,417 --> 00:48:43,338
I'll grind the bones
of everyone you ever cared about, Jack.

658
00:48:47,216 --> 00:48:49,260
Let's do it. Tom!

659
00:48:49,469 --> 00:48:51,054
Dragon-coaster drop!

660
00:49:00,021 --> 00:49:01,940
Whoa, whoa!

661
00:49:03,399 --> 00:49:06,611
<font color="#FFFF00">(SCREAMING)</font>

662
00:49:09,781 --> 00:49:11,324
Phew.

663
00:49:11,991 --> 00:49:13,034
<font color="#FFFF00">(SCREAMING)</font>

664
00:49:26,464 --> 00:49:28,091
Torn, let go of the egg!

665
00:49:31,469 --> 00:49:32,679
<font color="#FFFF00">(GRUNTS)</font>

666
00:49:32,845 --> 00:49:33,888
Oop.

667
00:49:35,515 --> 00:49:37,475
No!

668
00:49:41,938 --> 00:49:43,564
<font color="#808080">JACK:</font> Gotcha.

669
00:49:45,191 --> 00:49:46,693
<font color="#FFFF00">(JACK CHEERING)</font>

670
00:49:46,901 --> 00:49:48,528
We did it!

671
00:49:49,028 --> 00:49:50,571
Phew.

672
00:49:51,739 --> 00:49:53,616
Whoa!

673
00:50:05,169 --> 00:50:06,838
<i>Magic harp, final tone</i>

674
00:50:08,339 --> 00:50:11,634
<i>Guide these heroes safely home</i>

675
00:50:20,351 --> 00:50:23,396
<font color="#FFFF00">(GROANS)</font>

676
00:50:24,439 --> 00:50:28,317
Whoa, guys,
I just had the craziest dream.

677
00:50:31,070 --> 00:50:32,155
You too?

678
00:50:32,321 --> 00:50:34,115
<font color="#FFFF00">(CAR CRASHES)</font>

679
00:50:37,660 --> 00:50:40,621
<font color="#808080">BIGLEY:</font> Okay, somebody's
getting sued.

680
00:50:44,125 --> 00:50:45,168
Mr. Bigley?

681
00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:48,629
I wanted to get an early start
on the demolition.

682
00:50:50,882 --> 00:50:54,093
Only you left something in your parking lot
that jacked up my car.

683
00:50:54,302 --> 00:50:55,762
That'll cost you.

684
00:51:01,392 --> 00:51:03,102
<font color="#FFFF00">(GASPS)</font>

685
00:51:05,646 --> 00:51:07,982
And that looks like...

686
00:51:08,483 --> 00:51:09,984
<font color="#FFFF00">(SNIFFING)</font>

687
00:51:10,193 --> 00:51:11,527
It is.

688
00:51:11,736 --> 00:51:14,572
Solid gold.

689
00:51:14,864 --> 00:51:16,949
There's gold on my property.

690
00:51:23,831 --> 00:51:24,874
<font color="#FFFF00">(GRUNTING)</font>

691
00:51:27,210 --> 00:51:28,836
Huh?

692
00:51:34,509 --> 00:51:36,761
Your property, Mr. Bigley?

693
00:51:36,969 --> 00:51:40,515
Says here you can't take ownership
until 9 a. m...

694
00:51:40,723 --> 00:51:44,018
...And never, if we pay off the mortgage.

695
00:51:57,907 --> 00:52:00,827
Oh, we still have five minutes.

696
00:52:01,035 --> 00:52:05,456
Allow us to present you
with this lump of pure gold.

697
00:52:05,832 --> 00:52:10,628
It will pay off the mortgage,
and cover the damage to your car.

698
00:52:12,171 --> 00:52:13,214
<font color="#FFFF00">(YELPS)</font>

699
00:52:14,132 --> 00:52:15,550
And the doctor bill for your foot.

700
00:52:15,716 --> 00:52:18,845
<font color="#FFFF00">(GROANING)</font>

701
00:52:24,392 --> 00:52:26,060
<font color="#FFFF00">(SCREAMING)</font>

702
00:52:27,812 --> 00:52:29,856
Jack, honey, what's going on?

703
00:52:35,486 --> 00:52:40,533
Mom, you know how Dad always said
dreams come true if you believe?

704
00:52:40,741 --> 00:52:44,453
Well, we planted those beans
and you'll never guess what happened.

705
00:52:44,662 --> 00:52:46,038
<font color="#FFFF00">(MOM LAUGHING)</font>

706
00:52:54,755 --> 00:52:58,050
<i> <font color="#808080">NARRATOR:</font> You can probably
guess the rest.</i>

707
00:53:01,470 --> 00:53:06,767
<i>Jack and his morn saved Storybook Town
and made it bigger and better than ever.</i>

708
00:53:06,976 --> 00:53:10,605
<i>You know the place.
Just off old Route 66.</i>

709
00:53:10,813 --> 00:53:14,025
<i>Or is it 33? And as for Tom and Jerry?</i>

710
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<font color="#FFFF00">(PLAYING COUNTRY MUSIC)</font>

711
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<font color="#FFFF00">(CRASHING)</font>

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<i> <font color="#808080">NARRATOR:</font> Well, they went
right back</i>

713
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<i>...To being Tom and Jerry.</i>

714
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But that, folks, is another story.

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<font color="#D900D9">Improved By:</font><font color="#FF0000"> Lhadyjana</font>