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<i>The question of happiness
has preoccupied philosophers, poets,</i>

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<i>and pharmaceutical companies
for thousands of years.</i>

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<i>Clearly, it's a tricky one.</i>

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<i>When I graduated from design school
three years ago,</i>

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<i>I had a definite plan:</i>

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<i>a couple months at home,
put together a kickass portfolio,</i>

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<i>then I'd take Manhattan by storm.</i>

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<i>And here is home:
West Orange, New Jersey.</i>

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<i>Nice, huh?</i>

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<i>OK, it's not Manhattan,
but like! say, it's temporary.</i>

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<i>I grew up here with two families.</i>

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<i>That's my dad, in blue,
and that's his best friend, Terry.</i>

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<i>The inseparables.</i>

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<i>They go jogging together
three times a week, without fail.</i>

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<i>You can set your clock by it.</i>

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<i>You could say
life in the Oranges is dependable.</i>

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I can't believe you made me do this.

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Good for your appetite.
See you in an hour.

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<i>You can depend on Terry
to have a gadget for everything.</i>

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Walked one-point-two miles,
only stopped twice.

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That's great, honey.

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<i>And you can depend on Cathy
to never hear a single word he says.</i>

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Make sure you put
your bicycle in the garage,

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and pull the pork
out of the freezer, honey.

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<i>Across the street, our house.</i>

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<i>Every year, my mom gets more involved
with her caroling group.</i>

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<i>- They start rehearsing in August.
-  Jingle bells, jingle bells</i>

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<i> Jingle all the way...</i>

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<i>And every year, my dad
hates them a little bit more.</i>

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<i>OK, sure, I'm still here.</i>

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<i>I'm a few years behind in my plan,
but you can't rush these things.</i>

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<i>Portfolios need to be perfect, right?</i>

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<i>Plus, I have a day job
working in furniture,</i>

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<i>so as far as I was concerned
everything was on track.</i>

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<i>That is until what happened, happened.</i>

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<i>Nina Ostroff.</i>

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<i>When all this started,
she was at a safe distance</i>

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<i>3,000 miles away in San Francisco...</i>

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Make a wish, babe.

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<i>...and I was the fifth wheel to
our parents' regular Saturday foursome.</i>

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Say it again.

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OK.

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Hey, Vanny.

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I read the most interesting
article called "The IKEA Conspiracy,"

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which you'd be really fascinated by.

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- What it imagines is...
- Terry?

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We need to call Nina. We said 9:30.

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I'm on it.

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Vanessa, did you look
at that one-bedroom in Fort Lee?

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Yeah, it was, um... like a closet,
in the basement.

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There's always something, honey.
Don't be so choosy. Nothing's perfect.

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There was, you know,
one window.

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- Paige, did I tell you...
- No room to breathe.

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...that Joan Marshack was
the listing agent on that?

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David, you are going
to really love this.

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This speaker box communicates wirelessly
with my cell phone.

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And guess where I read about it first?
Consumer Reports.

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Thank you so much for the subscription.
I'm really enjoying it.

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You are consumingly welcome.

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I don't even have to take my cell phone
out of my pocket. Watch.

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Dial Nina.

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Please repeat request.

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Dial Nina.

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Maybe your pants are
blocking the signal.

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They're cotton.

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<i>Nina's cell phone. Dialing.</i>

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<i>Nina. Their daughter and my best friend</i>

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<i>from ages zero to high school.</i>

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<i>We spent hours together
planning our big escape...</i>

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I'm gonna live in New York. And Paris.

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And I'm gonna be a famous chef

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and have a million lovers
who'll take me all over the world,

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so I never have to come back
to New Jersey again.

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It's, like, there's no air here, right?

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Totally.

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You'll come too, right?

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Are you kidding?

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<i>...until sophomore year,
when she abandoned me</i>

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<i>for Liz Gaines and the Fun Bunch.</i>

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<i>She also kissed and later gave
a hand job to Peter Fortunato.</i>

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<i>I've been secretly in love
with him forever.</i>

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<i>Then just as her parents
were lining her up</i>

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<i>at some lame college in Pennsylvania,</i>

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<i>she decided
she was going to travel the world.</i>

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<i>Or at least those parts that were
out of her mother's cell phone range.</i>

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<i>Hello?</i>

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Happy birthday, sweetie!

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- Happy birthday.
- Happy birthday, Nina.

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It's David and Paige.
Vanessa's here, too.

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It's true. I'm here.

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<i>Hey, Ethan. I think Nina's
fucking parents are on the phone.</i>

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I didn't know I was having a party.
It was a surprise.

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<i>Honey, we can't hear you.</i>

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Ethan threw me a surprise party.
It's so great.

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<i>You guys get the pictures I sent?</i>

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Yes, we did. More young men
should have earrings in their face.

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<i>What? I'm sorry, I can't hear you.
Am I on speaker?</i>

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Nina, what day are you flying in
for Thanksgiving?

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Thanksgiving. Mom, um...

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I don't think I'm gonna make it
for Thanksgiving.

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<i>Ethan's photography show's
next weekend and it's a big deal.</i>

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Sweetie, we haven't seen you
for two years.

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- You haven't been home in five years.
- Since we visited you.

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<i>- That's a long time.
- Um...</i>

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Can you take me off speaker, please?

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Sorry, sweetie, I'd have to disconnect
you to take you off speaker.

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- It's a very complex system.
- OK.

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Look, you're not gonna like this, but...

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...Ethan and I are getting married.

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<i>He proposed two weeks ago
on his birthday.</i>

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<i>He took me out to Baker Beach,</i>

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<i>which overlooks
the Golden Gate Bridge,</i>

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and he got down on one knee
and everything.

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He proposed on his birthday?

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I don't understand.

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I'm in love with him.

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That's really great, sweetie,
but you're only 24 years old.

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- Nobody gets married at 24 anymore.
- Yeah.

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<i>- People get married when they're 17.
- Not white girls from New Jersey.</i>

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Shh...

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- Would you listen to yourself?
- No, you listen.

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<i>You have made some very questionable
decisions in your life.</i>

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<i>Please don't add to the list</i>

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by marrying some loser kid
with zero future.

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OK. I have an idea.

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If you think he's such a loser,
then don't come to the wedding!

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Jesus, turn that thing down!

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Down volume.

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Down volume!

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Oh, God.

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Down volume!

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You guys, it's getting late.
The party's over, OK?

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Love you. Bye.

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Amy, did you see Ethan?

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Baby?

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Ethan?

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Ethan?

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Uh... Give me a sec.

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Come on, I wanna get
everybody out of here.

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Hey, how's it going
with the couples counselor?

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I don't know. She's so non-specific.
It's like talking to fog.

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But David and I know where
we stand with each other.

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That's how we've lasted this long.
Somehow it works.

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Well, don't look at me.
I just pretend Terry's invisible.

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- Notice anything different?
- I sure do. Nice new mini-fridge.

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I think it really ties
the room together.

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- It's the Max 5950.
- Uh-huh.

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- It's the one you recommended.
- From the patio series. Good move.

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Let's take a look
in the mini-ice compartment.

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Oh, boy. It's really big, isn't it?

151
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Now, this stuff is huge in Europe,

152
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and we've just landed
the American campaign.

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- No kidding. Congrats.
- Thanks.

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Russians like it for breakfast.

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Before the devil
knows you're dead.

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Boy, it's, um...

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- Well, really not very good, is it?
- It's not good at all. No.

158
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What's up with these sheets?

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You spending
a little extra time out here?

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Just a couple nights a week.

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Late-night TV.

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<i> I've had better days than this</i>

163
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<i> Words trip like untied shoe/aces</i>

164
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<i> Still you're worth
falling down for...</i>

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You've gotta be fucking kidding me.

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Oh! Shh!

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Nina? Wow.

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David. Hi.

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- It's been so long.
- Yeah.

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I thought you weren't coming back
for Thanksgiving.

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Yeah, well...

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Um...

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Are my parents here? Locked out.

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They're in the back.

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Last day of barbecue season.

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What's going on?

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- You OK?
- David?

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Paige wants to know
what you did with the tong thing.

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Hi, Mom.

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I'm back for Thanksgiving.

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We turned it into a second den.

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If your father's in the first den
and I want some privacy, I come here.

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Honey, I have this
really cool self-inflating mattress.

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It fits perfectly in a corner
and it is really comfy.

185
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But, you know, we have your old
bed frame out there in the garage.

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I can set it up for you.
It'd take me two, two sec...

187
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No, it's fine.
I'll only be here a few days.

188
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Why? Where are you going to now?

189
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I don't know.

190
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I haven't figured it out yet.

191
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Why don't you stay here for a while?

192
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Stay if you want, I don't care.

193
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It's not like we haven't gotten
used to you being gone.

194
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Can you hold off on the guilt trips
for just a little while, please?

195
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I've had a rough couple days.

196
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<i>I'd never seen Nina
with her tail between her legs.</i>

197
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<i>But I didn't have time to gloat.</i>

198
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<i>Back on our side of the street,
we had our own problems.</i>

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- That's not what I'm saying.
- What about Christmas?

200
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Come on, Paige. I'm trying here.

201
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Oh. And I'm not trying.

202
00:11:55,228 --> 00:11:57,106
Why can't we have
a simple conversation?

203
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I make one suggestion
and you cut me down.

204
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I don't wanna cut you down.
You just seem oblivious...

205
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I apologize for what I said about Ethan.

206
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Were you waiting for me?

207
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I'm not your enemy. Nina.

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00:12:17,478 --> 00:12:19,960
When you're a parent someday,
you'll understand what it feels like

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to have your child hate you.

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In case you're wondering,
that's your cue to say,

211
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"I don't hate you, Mom."

212
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I don't hate you.

213
00:12:29,354 --> 00:12:33,897
I just get furious
thinking someone has hurt you.

214
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Don't think I'm crazy,
this is just a thought.

215
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But... Toby's coming home
for Thanksgiving.

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Oh, my God.

217
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He's gotten very attractive,
that's all I'm saying.

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He works
for the Federal Trade Commission.

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Terrific. You date him.

220
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It's not like you two
don't have history.

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- We kissed.
- Yeah.

222
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Once, like, ten years ago.

223
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Can you at least let me unpack
before pimping me out?

224
00:13:02,846 --> 00:13:05,921
OK, fine. But I'm gonna tell you
this for your own good.

225
00:13:06,049 --> 00:13:08,725
You need to have a real relationship
with a real man.

226
00:13:08,851 --> 00:13:11,493
It's time you grew up already.
Stop running away.

227
00:13:11,619 --> 00:13:15,195
You know, you're right.
I'm being selfish.

228
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The best thing I can do right now is
fulfill your insane suburban fantasy

229
00:13:18,258 --> 00:13:19,602
where I marry your best friend's son.

230
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Now, you go call the catering hall
and I'll lube my vagina.

231
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That was uncalled for.

232
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There's 12 of us in the delegation.
I'm really just assisting my boss.

233
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But the goal is
to tie our trade agreements

234
00:13:31,835 --> 00:13:33,110
to stricter environmental
regulations

235
00:13:33,236 --> 00:13:35,946
since things are
kind of a mess over there.

236
00:13:37,439 --> 00:13:40,149
- China. Toby, that's great.
- Yeah, thanks.

237
00:13:40,275 --> 00:13:42,188
You are gonna have
a great experience.

238
00:13:42,310 --> 00:13:44,792
- Yeah. Yeah.
- It's like a 30-hour flight.

239
00:13:44,912 --> 00:13:46,551
Honey, what about Christmas?

240
00:13:46,680 --> 00:13:48,628
Don't worry, Mom.
I'm flying back on the 24th.

241
00:13:48,748 --> 00:13:50,353
- That sounds really great, Toby.
- Thanks.

242
00:13:50,483 --> 00:13:53,398
I hear that Ultimate Frisbee
is exploding over there.

243
00:13:53,518 --> 00:13:59,530
In China, the Beijing club team came
in second at the World's.

244
00:13:59,656 --> 00:14:01,364
Well, listen, if I see a game,
I'm gonna let 'em know

245
00:14:01,492 --> 00:14:04,373
that I grew up across the street
from the guy who invented it.

246
00:14:04,494 --> 00:14:08,570
Well, it wasn't just me.
It was also Jared Kass and...

247
00:14:08,697 --> 00:14:10,143
- Honey?
- ...Joel Silver.

248
00:14:10,264 --> 00:14:12,303
Of course,
Joel gets most of the, you know,

249
00:14:12,433 --> 00:14:15,245
most of the play,
being a big movie producer and all.

250
00:14:15,368 --> 00:14:17,577
Finally!

251
00:14:20,606 --> 00:14:22,451
Where there's dessert, there's hope.

252
00:14:28,178 --> 00:14:30,922
Your mom told me about what happened
with that Ethan guy.

253
00:14:31,047 --> 00:14:33,359
You OK?

254
00:14:36,151 --> 00:14:39,761
Yeah. I'm good. Thanks.

255
00:14:41,122 --> 00:14:43,468
So, what about you?

256
00:14:43,590 --> 00:14:45,400
How's the liquor
advertising business going?

257
00:14:45,525 --> 00:14:48,441
Still pushing booze onto minors?

258
00:14:49,161 --> 00:14:51,666
Yes, I am.
Actually, I just got a promotion.

259
00:14:51,796 --> 00:14:54,803
I am now Executive Vice President,
Creative Accounts.

260
00:14:54,933 --> 00:14:56,709
Congratulations.

261
00:14:56,834 --> 00:14:59,180
Was that something you wanted?

262
00:15:00,303 --> 00:15:01,374
Not really.

263
00:15:01,504 --> 00:15:03,542
You want me to spoon this
onto the plates?

264
00:15:03,672 --> 00:15:05,278
Please.

265
00:15:05,974 --> 00:15:09,117
Uh... don't just eat it
right out of the carton.

266
00:15:11,746 --> 00:15:14,820
Is it good?

267
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:18,630
- It's cold.
- What?

268
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,231
Hey.

269
00:15:20,352 --> 00:15:22,960
I brought that ice cream
for the pies.

270
00:15:23,087 --> 00:15:25,035
He made me eat it.

271
00:15:25,990 --> 00:15:27,834
Well, Cathy wants to serve dessert.

272
00:15:27,958 --> 00:15:30,668
Will you please bring in some plates?

273
00:15:32,562 --> 00:15:35,170
I still need Christmas lists
from everyone by tonight.

274
00:15:35,297 --> 00:15:36,606
I'm leaving early tomorrow.

275
00:15:36,731 --> 00:15:38,871
- Black Friday.
- Don't make fun.

276
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,742
Last year, I got there at 3:00 a.m.

277
00:15:40,868 --> 00:15:42,975
and I was still 210 in line.

278
00:15:43,103 --> 00:15:45,984
Why would anyone want to shop
on the same day as everyone else?

279
00:15:46,906 --> 00:15:48,545
I hear that they have fistfights

280
00:15:48,674 --> 00:15:50,518
and people throw their children
at each other.

281
00:15:50,641 --> 00:15:51,780
Terry.

282
00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:58,331
No. It's really a very, very communal
Christmas-y experience. It's beautiful.

283
00:15:58,447 --> 00:16:01,260
Listen, I know it's late,
but I think we should have a toast.

284
00:16:01,384 --> 00:16:03,992
This Thanksgiving,
we have so much to be thankful for.

285
00:16:05,187 --> 00:16:07,897
- Toby is going to China.
- Very exciting.

286
00:16:08,022 --> 00:16:10,937
Nina is finally back at home.

287
00:16:11,057 --> 00:16:15,099
And Vanessa continues to live among us,
bringing us joy every day.

288
00:16:15,227 --> 00:16:17,766
- Cheers.
- To the Walling and Ostroff clans.

289
00:16:17,896 --> 00:16:21,642
Who knew that two families
could get this close.

290
00:16:21,765 --> 00:16:22,801
Hear! Hear!

291
00:16:22,933 --> 00:16:26,213
I still think
we could be a little closer.

292
00:16:30,439 --> 00:16:32,443
Don't pay attention, disregard that.

293
00:16:32,574 --> 00:16:34,714
Man, I thought your mom

294
00:16:34,842 --> 00:16:37,689
was going to applaud
when she saw us leave together.

295
00:16:37,812 --> 00:16:40,920
The woman is a total lunatic.

296
00:16:41,047 --> 00:16:44,623
In the first three years I was gone,
she sent me letters from the cat.

297
00:16:44,750 --> 00:16:48,758
"Dear Nina. Don't be difficult.
Call your mother on her birthday."

298
00:16:48,886 --> 00:16:52,166
That's great.
Actually, I kind of like that.

299
00:16:52,289 --> 00:16:55,431
Now you understand why
I never came back.

300
00:16:55,558 --> 00:16:57,369
Yeah. No, I hear ya. But...

301
00:16:57,493 --> 00:17:00,101
I'm glad you did.

302
00:17:01,563 --> 00:17:02,565
Shut up.

303
00:17:06,967 --> 00:17:09,210
Dance with me.

304
00:17:10,837 --> 00:17:11,839
Totally.

305
00:17:11,971 --> 00:17:15,387
<i> I'm lying helpless at your feet...</i>

306
00:17:16,007 --> 00:17:17,214
You OK?

307
00:17:17,342 --> 00:17:19,324
I need to get some water.

308
00:17:19,444 --> 00:17:21,550
OK. Sit down, wild man.

309
00:17:21,678 --> 00:17:24,890
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

310
00:17:30,252 --> 00:17:32,062
- Hey.
- Toby needs water.

311
00:17:32,187 --> 00:17:34,225
What are you doing up?

312
00:17:34,355 --> 00:17:37,567
Just watching a little TV
in the man cave.

313
00:17:37,691 --> 00:17:39,194
Man cave?

314
00:17:39,325 --> 00:17:40,999
It's the pool house.

315
00:17:41,126 --> 00:17:43,574
I got one of those worldwide sports

316
00:17:43,695 --> 00:17:46,405
something, something package
that your dad recommended.

317
00:17:46,531 --> 00:17:47,271
Uh-huh.

318
00:17:47,398 --> 00:17:50,244
There's this Korean basketball league
which is completely crazy.

319
00:17:50,368 --> 00:17:51,973
Oh.

320
00:17:52,102 --> 00:17:54,607
You know, it's not good to eat
peanut butter this late at night.

321
00:17:54,737 --> 00:17:56,308
It'll make you fat.

322
00:17:57,339 --> 00:17:58,751
I'm not fat.

323
00:17:58,874 --> 00:18:01,356
You will be if you keep eating
like that at two in the morning.

324
00:18:01,476 --> 00:18:03,890
And where'd you pick
this little factoid up?

325
00:18:04,011 --> 00:18:05,514
I worked in a lot of restaurants.

326
00:18:05,645 --> 00:18:07,991
Restaurants that serve peanut butter.

327
00:18:08,748 --> 00:18:10,092
Look, do whatever you want.

328
00:18:10,216 --> 00:18:12,789
I'm just saying
that you wouldn't look good fat.

329
00:18:15,420 --> 00:18:17,401
I should get back downstairs.

330
00:18:17,521 --> 00:18:19,400
Yeah, make your mother very happy,
you know that?

331
00:18:19,523 --> 00:18:20,867
It's what I live for.

332
00:18:30,398 --> 00:18:32,311
<i> My sweet defeat </i>

333
00:19:10,162 --> 00:19:11,233
Hi.

334
00:19:11,363 --> 00:19:13,002
Hi.

335
00:19:13,131 --> 00:19:15,204
What happened to Toby?

336
00:19:15,999 --> 00:19:19,347
I cut him up in little pieces
and put him in the fridge for later.

337
00:19:26,775 --> 00:19:29,417
Who's playing?

338
00:19:30,444 --> 00:19:34,156
I have no idea. It's the...

339
00:19:36,549 --> 00:19:39,726
...guys in red against
the guys in white. Yeah.

340
00:19:39,852 --> 00:19:41,298
- I got it.
- Yeah.

341
00:19:41,419 --> 00:19:43,765
Go Reds.

342
00:19:43,888 --> 00:19:46,700
Or White. You know.

343
00:20:32,525 --> 00:20:34,438
Oh, fuck.

344
00:20:37,496 --> 00:20:38,703
<i>One bedroom,</i>

345
00:20:38,830 --> 00:20:41,438
high ceilings, close to the PATH train.

346
00:20:41,565 --> 00:20:45,175
Ooh, washer and dryer.
Plus, it's crazy bright.

347
00:20:45,302 --> 00:20:48,650
Yeah. Well, that's morning light.

348
00:20:48,771 --> 00:20:50,979
I don't want that.

349
00:20:51,873 --> 00:20:53,821
Wow, that's like your best excuse
in two weeks.

350
00:20:53,942 --> 00:20:55,445
Hello, Koosers.

351
00:20:55,576 --> 00:20:57,022
Hey, did you sell that dresser?

352
00:20:57,144 --> 00:20:57,953
I did not.

353
00:20:58,078 --> 00:21:01,688
She's not interested
in the apartment, Henry. I told you.

354
00:21:01,815 --> 00:21:04,730
What? What do you mean, "I told you"?

355
00:21:05,718 --> 00:21:07,630
You've been talking about moving out
for two years.

356
00:21:07,752 --> 00:21:09,198
You know what? I'm saving money.

357
00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:11,324
All right? I have a very definite plan.

358
00:21:11,455 --> 00:21:14,097
You mean that stay-at-home,
corrode-your-soul plan?

359
00:21:14,224 --> 00:21:16,706
No. No.
The plan where I move to the city

360
00:21:16,826 --> 00:21:18,569
and I work with a big designer.

361
00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:20,697
I've already made serious contacts.

362
00:21:20,829 --> 00:21:22,811
From where?

363
00:21:22,931 --> 00:21:27,907
Huffman Koos? Well, you know me
and her and Marlon.

364
00:21:29,902 --> 00:21:31,645
Hey, I'm serious.
We're worried about you.

365
00:21:31,771 --> 00:21:32,842
OK, thank you.

366
00:21:32,972 --> 00:21:36,684
I got it under control.
You guys go worry about yourselves.

367
00:21:39,043 --> 00:21:41,355
Wow. There she is.

368
00:21:41,478 --> 00:21:44,051
One p.m., very impressive.

369
00:21:44,180 --> 00:21:46,685
So? Did you have fun last night?

370
00:21:46,815 --> 00:21:48,524
I'm sure you'd love a full report.

371
00:21:48,651 --> 00:21:52,100
You know, some mothers and daughters
actually talk about these things,

372
00:21:52,219 --> 00:21:53,700
like friends.

373
00:21:53,821 --> 00:21:56,167
It's not happening.

374
00:21:56,990 --> 00:22:00,202
Well, maybe Toby will be
better company than you.

375
00:22:00,326 --> 00:22:01,772
Hi!

376
00:22:08,466 --> 00:22:10,208
Try and control yourself.

377
00:22:15,137 --> 00:22:18,052
Hey, Nina. Morning, Cathy.

378
00:22:18,173 --> 00:22:20,121
Good morning, Tobias.

379
00:22:20,241 --> 00:22:21,516
You forgot your sweater.

380
00:22:21,642 --> 00:22:23,179
Thank you.

381
00:22:23,310 --> 00:22:24,791
Can I get you some breakfast, honey?

382
00:22:24,912 --> 00:22:27,520
No, thanks. I'm OK. Thanks.

383
00:22:28,915 --> 00:22:30,987
Well, I'll give you two some privacy.

384
00:22:31,116 --> 00:22:33,792
There you are.

385
00:22:37,288 --> 00:22:39,361
I can hear you hovering out there.

386
00:22:39,490 --> 00:22:41,471
Fine.

387
00:22:42,258 --> 00:22:44,068
You're looking
a little crispy this morning.

388
00:22:44,193 --> 00:22:46,505
Oh, thank you.
You can really put 'em away.

389
00:22:46,628 --> 00:22:49,635
Did I... did I pass out?

390
00:22:49,764 --> 00:22:51,642
Yeah. Pretty much.

391
00:22:51,765 --> 00:22:53,940
Sorry about that.

392
00:22:54,067 --> 00:22:56,447
Um...

393
00:22:58,170 --> 00:22:59,913
Look, I was thinking.

394
00:23:00,039 --> 00:23:03,420
I had a really fun time last night,
before passing out,

395
00:23:03,541 --> 00:23:07,219
and I'm supposed to have dinner
with my folks tonight,

396
00:23:07,344 --> 00:23:12,127
and being as I'm leaving in two days,
I thought,

397
00:23:12,248 --> 00:23:17,224
you know, maybe you'd like to join us
so we could hang out more.

398
00:23:17,352 --> 00:23:22,101
Yeah. Dinner with you and your parents,
sounds great.

399
00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:30,402
- Come on, Toby.
- Hold.

400
00:23:31,963 --> 00:23:34,036
All right. OK.

401
00:23:34,165 --> 00:23:36,943
- Let's go, Toby.
- Hold.

402
00:23:37,067 --> 00:23:40,847
Toby, it's called
the fast-moving tile game.

403
00:23:40,970 --> 00:23:42,177
Hold.

404
00:23:44,973 --> 00:23:47,080
- Let's go, Toby.
- Hold.

405
00:23:48,209 --> 00:23:51,124
OK. OK, actually just go ahead of me.

406
00:23:51,245 --> 00:23:52,782
Aw.

407
00:23:53,580 --> 00:23:57,793
- Five, the 13. I'm out!
- What?

408
00:23:57,916 --> 00:24:00,398
Yes. Now, who's gonna help me
with the dishes?

409
00:24:00,518 --> 00:24:02,226
I will, Mom.

410
00:24:02,354 --> 00:24:04,392
Wait. Hang on a second.
I gotta take this. It's work.

411
00:24:05,922 --> 00:24:11,000
This is Toby. Oh, hello, sir.
Uh-huh. No, no, it's no problem.

412
00:24:11,126 --> 00:24:12,937
Yeah. I think
maybe I'll go pick up a movie

413
00:24:13,062 --> 00:24:14,371
in case you wanna
watch something later.

414
00:24:14,496 --> 00:24:16,568
That sounds fun.

415
00:24:16,698 --> 00:24:18,110
I'll come with you.

416
00:24:18,232 --> 00:24:21,704
Keep you company
while Toby does the dishes.

417
00:24:32,076 --> 00:24:36,790
Look, what happened
last night was a mistake.

418
00:24:36,913 --> 00:24:39,225
- OK?
- No, you're right.

419
00:24:42,384 --> 00:24:43,830
Relax, OK?

420
00:24:43,952 --> 00:24:47,834
It was nothing.
And you stopped it. You're absolved.

421
00:24:58,663 --> 00:25:00,371
Hello in there?

422
00:25:00,498 --> 00:25:01,910
Is there anyone in there?

423
00:25:02,032 --> 00:25:05,380
You just have to instigate trouble.

424
00:25:06,303 --> 00:25:08,477
I do not instigate trouble.

425
00:25:08,604 --> 00:25:11,349
Well, OK. Well, then Why'd
you come to dinner tonight?

426
00:25:11,473 --> 00:25:13,044
Toby invited me.

427
00:25:13,175 --> 00:25:15,316
And now that we're talking
about instigators...

428
00:25:15,443 --> 00:25:17,390
You leaned into me.

429
00:25:17,511 --> 00:25:19,186
I leaned into you?

430
00:25:19,313 --> 00:25:21,316
- I lean... I did not lean.
- Yes, you did.

431
00:25:21,447 --> 00:25:23,053
- You leaned into me.
- What?

432
00:25:23,182 --> 00:25:25,254
Oh, he said, she said.

433
00:25:27,019 --> 00:25:29,763
"He said, she said."
Where did that come from?

434
00:25:29,887 --> 00:25:32,165
I have no idea where that came from.

435
00:25:38,695 --> 00:25:41,200
I'm not instigating.

436
00:26:07,383 --> 00:26:10,923
Been thinking about getting one
of those giant electric snow globes.

437
00:26:11,052 --> 00:26:14,525
Have you ever seen one of those?
Really big ones?

438
00:26:15,256 --> 00:26:16,702
Fantastic.

439
00:26:16,823 --> 00:26:18,998
Mom?

440
00:26:19,692 --> 00:26:21,331
We're in here, honey.

441
00:26:22,427 --> 00:26:24,066
I'm going out.

442
00:26:25,263 --> 00:26:29,078
Wow. Well, don't you look nice.

443
00:26:29,199 --> 00:26:30,543
Thanks.

444
00:26:30,668 --> 00:26:34,482
- So is Toby taking you somewhere?
- Uh, yeah.

445
00:26:34,604 --> 00:26:39,113
- OK. OK. Fine.
- Mom! Give me some room.

446
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:41,586
Fine. Have fun.

447
00:26:45,645 --> 00:26:47,319
Is she eating with us?

448
00:26:47,446 --> 00:26:50,726
Toby is taking her out.
She was all dressed up.

449
00:26:50,850 --> 00:26:52,421
- Toby already left for DC.
- What?

450
00:26:52,551 --> 00:26:53,792
Yeah, first thing this morning.

451
00:26:53,918 --> 00:26:56,230
Some congressman wanted
to meet with the delegation

452
00:26:56,353 --> 00:26:58,232
before they went to China.

453
00:27:29,613 --> 00:27:33,928
Left this morning? Shit.

454
00:27:44,724 --> 00:27:46,763
<i>- Hello.
- Mom?</i>

455
00:27:46,893 --> 00:27:50,605
Listen. I lied earlier.
I'm not going outwith Toby.

456
00:27:50,729 --> 00:27:52,972
He actually left for Washington
this morning.

457
00:27:53,097 --> 00:27:55,978
- Oh?
- Yeah.

458
00:27:56,099 --> 00:27:58,377
I'm meeting Meredith Lovett.

459
00:27:58,501 --> 00:28:00,676
<i>Remember her?</i>

460
00:28:00,803 --> 00:28:03,046
I didn't tell you
because I know you don't like her.

461
00:28:04,306 --> 00:28:08,382
Oh, honey, thank you,
thank you for telling me.

462
00:28:08,509 --> 00:28:11,651
You know,
you don't have to lie to me.

463
00:28:12,746 --> 00:28:13,851
I know.

464
00:28:13,980 --> 00:28:15,756
So where are you going?

465
00:28:17,583 --> 00:28:20,759
Uh, we're going to the Regal
to see a movie.

466
00:28:22,854 --> 00:28:26,030
<i>Uh, Mom? Thanks,</i>

467
00:28:26,156 --> 00:28:29,572
<i>for being so cool and letting me
come back and stay and everything.</i>

468
00:28:29,692 --> 00:28:31,799
I've been feeling
really tossed around lately.

469
00:28:31,928 --> 00:28:36,346
So, you know... thanks for being there.

470
00:28:38,099 --> 00:28:41,810
OK, well, I'll see you later
for dinner.

471
00:28:45,871 --> 00:28:47,250
Oh, my...

472
00:29:27,937 --> 00:29:29,349
Cathy.

473
00:29:30,539 --> 00:29:34,422
- What are you...?
- I'm not... Nothing.

474
00:29:34,542 --> 00:29:35,647
Paige and I had a fight

475
00:29:35,777 --> 00:29:38,282
and I spent the night here. So...

476
00:29:38,412 --> 00:29:40,154
Mom?

477
00:29:41,714 --> 00:29:42,887
Oh, my God!

478
00:29:43,916 --> 00:29:46,922
- Hey, Nina. What are you...? Cathy!
- Oh, my God!

479
00:29:47,052 --> 00:29:47,860
Slow down.

480
00:29:47,985 --> 00:29:51,458
Slow down?
I can read an ice bucket, David.

481
00:29:51,588 --> 00:29:52,590
Cathy...

482
00:29:52,723 --> 00:29:55,205
Oh, my God. I'm gonna throw up.

483
00:30:02,363 --> 00:30:04,811
- Jesus, David!
- Paige, listen to me.

484
00:30:04,932 --> 00:30:07,039
Just tell me how long
it's been going on.

485
00:30:07,167 --> 00:30:09,445
We kissed, that's it.

486
00:30:09,569 --> 00:30:12,677
Then what the hell were you doing
in a goddamn motel room?

487
00:30:12,805 --> 00:30:13,944
This...

488
00:30:16,841 --> 00:30:19,187
I'm sorry. The whole thing was wrong.

489
00:30:19,310 --> 00:30:22,294
But let's be honest, things have not
been good between us for a long time.

490
00:30:22,413 --> 00:30:26,762
Oh, God, don't do that. Don't apologize
and then blame me in the same sentence.

491
00:30:26,882 --> 00:30:28,989
Come on, Paige. You're not happy either.

492
00:30:29,117 --> 00:30:31,656
It's not about being happy, David!

493
00:30:31,786 --> 00:30:33,767
Well, then, what is it?

494
00:30:49,834 --> 00:30:51,109
Oh...

495
00:30:54,136 --> 00:30:56,084
Jesus, say something already.

496
00:30:56,972 --> 00:30:58,452
I will say something when I want.

497
00:30:58,574 --> 00:31:00,953
You don't get to decide
when I say something. I decide!

498
00:31:01,075 --> 00:31:03,648
- Then decide already!
- I'll decide.

499
00:31:03,778 --> 00:31:08,252
You have caused some serious trouble
in the past, young lady.

500
00:31:08,381 --> 00:31:09,861
Don't you roll your eyes at me.

501
00:31:09,982 --> 00:31:13,057
I'm sorry. It doesn't work
when you try to play the stern father.

502
00:31:13,185 --> 00:31:14,529
It looks like you're pretending.

503
00:31:14,652 --> 00:31:16,861
Your father is not pretending!
We are furious!

504
00:31:16,988 --> 00:31:18,093
I'm not pretending.

505
00:31:18,222 --> 00:31:20,294
David and I, we like each other.

506
00:31:20,423 --> 00:31:21,528
Oh, my God.

507
00:31:21,658 --> 00:31:22,933
We've always been close.

508
00:31:23,059 --> 00:31:25,098
It's not like we planned this.
It just happened.

509
00:31:25,227 --> 00:31:26,935
- You like each other?
- Yeah.

510
00:31:27,061 --> 00:31:28,701
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God!

511
00:31:28,830 --> 00:31:31,335
I know what this is.
This is some sick revenge

512
00:31:31,466 --> 00:31:33,469
because we weren't supportive
of you and Ethan,

513
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:35,104
so now you're gonna teach us a lesson.

514
00:31:35,235 --> 00:31:37,615
Believe it or not, Mom,
this isn't about you!

515
00:31:37,737 --> 00:31:39,843
And now that you mention it,
you're the one who told me

516
00:31:39,971 --> 00:31:41,975
that I should find myself a man
and not a boy.

517
00:31:42,107 --> 00:31:43,143
Oh...

518
00:31:43,975 --> 00:31:46,014
Oh, God! Paige is leaving.

519
00:31:46,143 --> 00:31:47,953
I bet you didn't think
about her for a second.

520
00:31:48,078 --> 00:31:50,959
I wasn't thinking about any of you.
Like I said, it just happened!

521
00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:53,460
- Where are you going?
- Across the street.

522
00:31:53,583 --> 00:31:55,723
No, you're not.
Nina? Get back here. Nina!

523
00:31:55,851 --> 00:31:58,732
Terry, do something.

524
00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:17,646
Hi.

525
00:32:19,836 --> 00:32:21,282
Hey.

526
00:32:23,071 --> 00:32:24,575
I'm sorry.

527
00:32:24,706 --> 00:32:26,345
Don't be.

528
00:32:36,115 --> 00:32:38,027
What did you say to your mother?

529
00:32:39,317 --> 00:32:41,229
I told her I liked you.

530
00:32:43,020 --> 00:32:44,432
All right,
well, it's time to kill myself.

531
00:32:44,555 --> 00:32:46,537
- Somebody shoot me.
- Vanessa.

532
00:32:46,657 --> 00:32:49,606
No. You know what?
Don't even try to explain this.

533
00:32:49,726 --> 00:32:51,331
And you, well...

534
00:32:51,460 --> 00:32:53,669
I thought the Peter Fortunato
hand job was bad.

535
00:32:53,795 --> 00:32:55,605
Would you fuck off?

536
00:32:55,730 --> 00:32:57,938
I'll fuck off when you blow me, slut.

537
00:32:58,065 --> 00:33:00,240
Oh, great.

538
00:33:03,202 --> 00:33:05,445
Look, Van,
this has nothing to do with you.

539
00:33:05,571 --> 00:33:07,553
What do you mean,
it has nothing to do with me?

540
00:33:10,542 --> 00:33:13,992
Oh, man, Terry. I am so sorry.

541
00:33:14,878 --> 00:33:16,290
Oh!

542
00:33:16,412 --> 00:33:18,621
- Whoa!
- Ow! Ouch.

543
00:33:18,748 --> 00:33:20,228
- Dad!
- OK, I hurt my ankle. Ow.

544
00:33:20,350 --> 00:33:23,458
- You OK?
- No, I'm not OK. Ow.

545
00:33:23,585 --> 00:33:26,261
Old cow eating young grass.

546
00:33:26,387 --> 00:33:29,963
That's a saying when older man
go with a much younger woman.

547
00:33:30,090 --> 00:33:33,734
Man, you Asian people have
the best expressions.

548
00:33:33,859 --> 00:33:37,138
Don't worry, Vanessa.
Usually it doesn't last.

549
00:33:37,262 --> 00:33:39,106
<i>At first I thought
Henry was right,</i>

550
00:33:39,230 --> 00:33:42,544
<i>as the old cow clearly had regrets.</i>

551
00:33:42,667 --> 00:33:44,705
<i>But it wasn't so simple.</i>

552
00:33:46,235 --> 00:33:49,617
<i>My mother packed her things and
moved into the only B and B in town...</i>

553
00:33:49,738 --> 00:33:51,583
Well, there's no other guests
at the moment,

554
00:33:51,707 --> 00:33:55,384
so you can take your pick
of any one of the ten rooms we have.

555
00:33:55,510 --> 00:33:58,584
<i>...and was determined to
make my dad pay for what he had done.</i>

556
00:33:58,712 --> 00:34:00,990
I'll take all of them.

557
00:34:01,114 --> 00:34:04,621
<i>My dad,
left on his own, moped for days</i>

558
00:34:04,750 --> 00:34:08,565
<i>and endlessly checked to see
if my mom wanted to talk.</i>

559
00:34:08,686 --> 00:34:09,961
<i>She didn't.</i>

560
00:34:10,088 --> 00:34:12,934
When I dated
Andrew Hester, he was 28,

561
00:34:13,056 --> 00:34:15,231
and I learned so much from him.

562
00:34:15,358 --> 00:34:16,997
<i>Meanwhile,
the young grass moved in</i>

563
00:34:17,126 --> 00:34:19,631
<i>with her deep-thinking friend,
Meredith Lovett...</i>

564
00:34:19,761 --> 00:34:21,868
They're older. They're just better
at everything, right?

565
00:34:21,996 --> 00:34:25,138
<i>...and sat there
hoping that my dad might call.</i>

566
00:34:25,700 --> 00:34:26,771
<i>He didn't.</i>

567
00:34:28,068 --> 00:34:32,019
<i>He kept trying to call Terry,
but Terry wasn't ready to talk.</i>

568
00:34:35,607 --> 00:34:39,183
<i>They hadn't gone
for a morning jog in weeks.</i>

569
00:34:39,309 --> 00:34:42,258
<i>Nina was now responsible
for breaking up two couples.</i>

570
00:34:44,780 --> 00:34:46,523
<i>Cathy visited my mother every day.</i>

571
00:34:46,649 --> 00:34:49,894
<i>And in an attempt to relieve her guilt
over what her daughter had done</i>

572
00:34:50,018 --> 00:34:52,763
<i>brought kettle corn... lots of it.</i>

573
00:34:52,887 --> 00:34:55,460
<i>Probably 'cause there isn't
a Hallmark card that says,</i>

574
00:34:55,589 --> 00:34:57,069
<i>"Sorry my daughter
tried to bang your husband."</i>

575
00:35:00,359 --> 00:35:03,809
<i>And as for me,
I was stuck between my mother,</i>

576
00:35:03,928 --> 00:35:06,672
<i>who continued to bury her feelings
in holiday cheer...</i>

577
00:35:06,797 --> 00:35:08,301
That's very lovely, Paige.

578
00:35:08,432 --> 00:35:09,912
The middle range needs tuning.

579
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:12,548
I'm on it.

580
00:35:12,669 --> 00:35:15,914
<i>...and my dad, who started
acting like everything was OK...</i>

581
00:35:16,038 --> 00:35:17,610
Looks good here, right?

582
00:35:18,273 --> 00:35:20,380
<i>“Which was harder to take
than the moping.</i>

583
00:35:24,245 --> 00:35:26,157
So does this mean
you're done avoiding me?

584
00:35:26,279 --> 00:35:28,727
I was not avoiding you.

585
00:35:28,848 --> 00:35:31,456
I needed time to think...

586
00:35:32,184 --> 00:35:34,826
...and I want to make sure that
everything's OK between us.

587
00:35:37,188 --> 00:35:40,262
Are you breaking up with me?

588
00:35:40,390 --> 00:35:43,670
Because I didn't know we were together.

589
00:35:45,394 --> 00:35:49,938
I just think that we should
just keep away from each other.

590
00:35:50,064 --> 00:35:52,512
I think that would be best
for everyone now.

591
00:35:54,534 --> 00:35:56,242
OK.

592
00:35:58,337 --> 00:35:59,976
Yeah. Fine.

593
00:36:00,105 --> 00:36:02,280
If that's what you want.

594
00:36:03,475 --> 00:36:06,458
OK. So we're good.

595
00:36:06,577 --> 00:36:09,823
Yeah. Old friends.

596
00:36:15,017 --> 00:36:18,364
OK, so what do you want me to do?
Do you want me to go?

597
00:36:18,486 --> 00:36:20,695
Or, I could stay. Or...

598
00:36:22,022 --> 00:36:24,265
We can do whatever you want.
We can go, we can stay.

599
00:36:24,391 --> 00:36:26,771
Oh, my God. Can you stop?

600
00:36:26,892 --> 00:36:30,000
I don't even recognize you.
Can't we just be normal?

601
00:36:30,128 --> 00:36:33,544
What's normal? My wife has left me.

602
00:36:33,664 --> 00:36:35,771
I betrayed everyone I care about.

603
00:36:36,533 --> 00:36:38,606
I don't do this. I'm not that guy.

604
00:36:38,735 --> 00:36:43,084
OK. Look, I'm willing to go along
with whatever you want here, David.

605
00:36:43,204 --> 00:36:45,311
Honestly.

606
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:49,186
But let me ask you one question.

607
00:36:51,278 --> 00:36:54,159
Are you happy?

608
00:36:57,650 --> 00:36:59,790
It's not about being happy.

609
00:37:03,421 --> 00:37:07,965
If you could lean
across this table right now,

610
00:37:08,091 --> 00:37:10,231
and kiss me,

611
00:37:10,359 --> 00:37:14,435
and no one would say it was wrong,
and there were no rules...

612
00:37:16,664 --> 00:37:18,373
...would you do it?

613
00:37:21,135 --> 00:37:23,309
Come on, that's a stupid question.
I'm not gonna answer that.

614
00:37:23,436 --> 00:37:25,042
Would you do it?

615
00:37:26,038 --> 00:37:29,545
Well, if there were no rules,
yeah, sure, I would.

616
00:37:31,809 --> 00:37:34,052
There are no rules.

617
00:37:38,348 --> 00:37:40,591
<i> Deck the halls with boughs of holly</i>

618
00:37:40,716 --> 00:37:42,890
 Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

619
00:37:43,017 --> 00:37:45,590
<i> 'Tis the season to be jolly</i>

620
00:37:45,720 --> 00:37:47,894
 Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

621
00:37:48,021 --> 00:37:50,629
<i> Don we now our gay apparel</i>

622
00:37:50,757 --> 00:37:53,069
 Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

623
00:37:53,192 --> 00:37:55,800
<i> Troll the ancient Yule-tide carol</i>

624
00:37:55,927 --> 00:37:58,239
 Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

625
00:37:58,362 --> 00:38:01,608
 Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la

626
00:38:01,732 --> 00:38:05,911
 La-la

627
00:38:12,907 --> 00:38:16,483
Very good. Very good, people.

628
00:38:16,610 --> 00:38:18,353
Let's remember to watch the pace.

629
00:38:18,479 --> 00:38:20,619
Christmas is three weeks away.

630
00:38:20,746 --> 00:38:22,921
I know there have been requests

631
00:38:23,048 --> 00:38:25,724
to start the Christmas Eve
Walk and Sing earlier.

632
00:38:25,850 --> 00:38:27,159
If we get going by four,

633
00:38:27,285 --> 00:38:29,324
then we will still have time
to make Christmas dinner.

634
00:38:29,453 --> 00:38:30,455
That's great, Diane.

635
00:38:30,588 --> 00:38:33,161
But it's not dark out at four,
and if it's not dark out,

636
00:38:33,290 --> 00:38:35,465
then the candles are
pretty useless. Right?

637
00:38:35,592 --> 00:38:37,870
My parents are coming.
I need to start at least by five.

638
00:38:37,994 --> 00:38:40,840
We always sing at six.

639
00:38:40,962 --> 00:38:42,237
Every year.

640
00:38:42,363 --> 00:38:44,811
We can't just change things
because you feel like it.

641
00:38:44,932 --> 00:38:47,437
Or you feel like it,
or you feel like it.

642
00:38:47,567 --> 00:38:49,776
Some things need to stay the same.

643
00:38:52,271 --> 00:38:54,411
Now if this little bitch session
is over,

644
00:38:54,539 --> 00:38:56,748
I would like to move on
to the Tannenbaum medley.

645
00:39:02,078 --> 00:39:06,360
We've got 51 hours
before I have to be back at work.

646
00:39:14,688 --> 00:39:18,138
Atlantic City,
where New Jersey comes to hide.

647
00:39:18,258 --> 00:39:20,102
Are you prepared?

648
00:39:20,559 --> 00:39:24,009
<i> While you are waiting
I waded at the shoreline...</i>

649
00:39:24,129 --> 00:39:27,443
...four, nine, five-dollar Hard Eight,
give me a dollar Yo.

650
00:39:30,367 --> 00:39:33,248
<i> It seems so small</i>

651
00:39:35,171 --> 00:39:37,174
<i> The tide swept inside of me</i>

652
00:39:37,305 --> 00:39:39,116
<i> Almost entirely</i>

653
00:39:39,240 --> 00:39:44,523
<i> All that I thought was a constant
had floated away</i>

654
00:39:45,812 --> 00:39:48,090
<i> So I just stay</i>

655
00:39:50,382 --> 00:39:55,460
<i> Will you wait for me?</i>

656
00:39:57,855 --> 00:40:02,706
<i> We'll just wait and see</i>

657
00:40:05,294 --> 00:40:08,904
<i> The moon on the water
is carried to the land</i>

658
00:40:09,030 --> 00:40:13,778
<i> As the seagulls were silent
I heard what you said so clear</i>

659
00:40:15,735 --> 00:40:18,013
<i> We can't stay here</i>

660
00:40:19,805 --> 00:40:22,151
<i> So clear</i>

661
00:40:22,974 --> 00:40:25,183
<i> We can't stay here</i>

662
00:40:27,311 --> 00:40:29,589
<i> So clear</i>

663
00:40:30,646 --> 00:40:32,855
<i> We can't stay here </i>

664
00:40:38,687 --> 00:40:42,832
It's pouring rain and the mud and rocks
are flying down the trail,

665
00:40:42,956 --> 00:40:47,135
and I really wanted to push on,
but this ranger said

666
00:40:47,259 --> 00:40:49,901
that he'd arrest us both
if we didn't go right back down.

667
00:40:50,028 --> 00:40:54,572
Which sucks, 'cause we were
only three peaks short.

668
00:40:54,699 --> 00:40:56,873
Wait. So if you climb all 46 peaks,

669
00:40:57,001 --> 00:40:59,540
what does that mean,
you get a prize or...?

670
00:40:59,669 --> 00:41:03,312
No. You do not get a prize,
but you get to call yourself a 46er.

671
00:41:03,439 --> 00:41:06,251
Which in some circles is
pretty spectacular.

672
00:41:06,374 --> 00:41:08,982
- Sounds good.
- David!

673
00:41:09,110 --> 00:41:10,488
How's it going, buddy?

674
00:41:10,611 --> 00:41:12,319
- Hey.
- You remember Anne?

675
00:41:12,445 --> 00:41:14,654
- Anne, sure. Hi, yes.
- Hi, David.

676
00:41:16,015 --> 00:41:19,966
Uh, Nina, this is Gideon Allen,
who I work with, and Anne.

677
00:41:20,084 --> 00:41:23,432
Hi. Nice to meet you.

678
00:41:23,554 --> 00:41:25,228
Nina and I are, uh...

679
00:41:30,126 --> 00:41:33,007
We're old friends.

680
00:41:34,095 --> 00:41:36,134
It's nice to meet you, Nina.

681
00:41:37,465 --> 00:41:41,575
So, uh... you guys come here a lot?

682
00:41:41,701 --> 00:41:45,743
A few times a year, yeah. Anne's
actually a fantastic poker player.

683
00:41:47,572 --> 00:41:50,715
- Do you guys wanna join us?
- Um...

684
00:41:50,842 --> 00:41:53,984
There's a stud tournament starting
in a couple of minutes, so...

685
00:41:54,111 --> 00:41:55,614
You didn't come here to eat?

686
00:41:57,547 --> 00:42:00,223
No. We're just checking out the menu,

687
00:42:00,349 --> 00:42:03,765
for when we eat... later.

688
00:42:03,885 --> 00:42:08,497
Well, if we're still here,
you can join us then.

689
00:42:08,622 --> 00:42:10,227
Yeah. Nice to meet you.

690
00:42:11,824 --> 00:42:14,170
- See you later maybe.
- That would be great.

691
00:42:14,293 --> 00:42:16,639
- Bye. Nice to meet you.
- Bye.

692
00:42:18,229 --> 00:42:21,144
That was Gideon and Anne.

693
00:42:31,706 --> 00:42:34,348
Hey. There she is.

694
00:42:36,443 --> 00:42:38,982
You back from
your Need to Think Vision Quest?

695
00:42:39,780 --> 00:42:41,988
Yeah. Took a ride out to the beach.

696
00:42:42,114 --> 00:42:44,187
Really cleared my head.

697
00:42:45,117 --> 00:42:46,654
Where'd you stay?

698
00:42:48,820 --> 00:42:52,862
Uh, I stayed at a bed and breakfast.

699
00:42:52,989 --> 00:42:55,163
It's really nice in the winter. The air.

700
00:42:57,526 --> 00:43:00,270
I'm gonna make some coffee.
You want some?

701
00:43:01,562 --> 00:43:03,601
I don't drink coffee.

702
00:43:07,801 --> 00:43:09,475
Look...

703
00:43:09,603 --> 00:43:13,382
What if you and I took a trip
out to where I was, near Point Pleasant?

704
00:43:13,506 --> 00:43:14,746
You used to love it there.

705
00:43:14,873 --> 00:43:16,854
Just the two of us? Together?

706
00:43:16,974 --> 00:43:19,320
Yeah. Just like we used to.

707
00:43:19,443 --> 00:43:22,586
Be great. There's nobody around. It's...

708
00:43:24,814 --> 00:43:29,494
Yeah. Sure. Maybe. Whatever.

709
00:43:54,537 --> 00:43:56,040
We just didn't want to lie
to you anymore.

710
00:43:56,171 --> 00:44:00,385
Oh, thank you. Thank you both
for showing such good judgment.

711
00:44:00,508 --> 00:44:03,081
- I'm gonna go home.
- Vanessa, please stay.

712
00:44:03,210 --> 00:44:05,191
No, let her go. She'll never understand.

713
00:44:05,311 --> 00:44:06,723
Never understand what?

714
00:44:06,847 --> 00:44:09,386
What, that you have to go
from man to man

715
00:44:09,515 --> 00:44:11,393
to validate your
pathetic existence?

716
00:44:11,516 --> 00:44:14,192
Terry, you wanna go? You and me?
Make out in the back?

717
00:44:14,318 --> 00:44:16,800
- Huh? Right now. Let's go. Let's do it.
- Vanessa!

718
00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:22,898
David! You told me that this situation
with my daughter was finished.

719
00:44:23,025 --> 00:44:26,065
It was over. Terry, it was.

720
00:44:26,962 --> 00:44:28,772
Look, we both realize
that this is wrong.

721
00:44:28,897 --> 00:44:30,035
Oh, you think?

722
00:44:30,164 --> 00:44:33,444
And yeah, I know it's selfish,
and it's... It's, uh...

723
00:44:35,268 --> 00:44:37,546
...it's unacceptable. OK.

724
00:44:39,237 --> 00:44:43,120
But if it makes us happy,
why do we have to stop it?

725
00:44:43,241 --> 00:44:46,554
I don't wanna stop. I don't wanna stop.

726
00:44:46,676 --> 00:44:48,521
I wanna be happy.

727
00:45:00,654 --> 00:45:04,161
What do you plan on doing?
Are you going to stay in New Jersey?

728
00:45:06,025 --> 00:45:07,528
I'll get a job in a restaurant.

729
00:45:07,659 --> 00:45:10,301
I've already called Shelly.
He said he could use the help.

730
00:45:10,428 --> 00:45:12,137
Shelly's restaurant is serious.

731
00:45:12,263 --> 00:45:15,975
I'm serious. I've worked
in a serious restaurant before.

732
00:45:16,100 --> 00:45:19,140
So, if you want us
to take you seriously,

733
00:45:19,268 --> 00:45:21,614
then let me ask you a few questions.

734
00:45:22,505 --> 00:45:24,417
OK.

735
00:45:24,539 --> 00:45:27,785
Would you say that the connection
you're feeling is genuine,

736
00:45:27,909 --> 00:45:29,685
that what you have is real?

737
00:45:29,810 --> 00:45:32,156
- Yes. Absolutely.
- Yes.

738
00:45:32,278 --> 00:45:36,161
Now, we're all aware there's
a significant age difference here.

739
00:45:36,281 --> 00:45:37,921
If what we're feeling is real

740
00:45:38,050 --> 00:45:41,522
and genuine, then age doesn't matter.

741
00:45:41,652 --> 00:45:45,228
I guess, then,
what I'm asking is Nina, honey...

742
00:45:46,723 --> 00:45:49,605
...are you OK
sucking David's old balls?

743
00:45:49,726 --> 00:45:51,434
- Cathy!
- Oh, my God.

744
00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:53,872
- Cathy.
- It's a legitimate question.

745
00:45:53,995 --> 00:45:57,844
- His balls are much older than her.
- You are being such an asshole.

746
00:45:57,965 --> 00:46:00,208
Do not call your mother
an A-hole in this house.

747
00:46:00,333 --> 00:46:03,339
- Thank you, Terry!
- You are an A-hole.

748
00:46:03,469 --> 00:46:05,508
I'm sorry I lied to you.

749
00:46:05,638 --> 00:46:07,676
This is a nightmare.

750
00:46:07,806 --> 00:46:09,718
I mean, I...

751
00:46:09,841 --> 00:46:12,221
I understand you're going through this,
like, pathetic meltdown or something.

752
00:46:12,343 --> 00:46:15,519
But, like, if you had to fuck somebody
half your age,

753
00:46:15,646 --> 00:46:18,288
did it have to be her?

754
00:46:20,049 --> 00:46:23,659
Oh, and by the way, Dad...
what about Mom?

755
00:46:31,424 --> 00:46:35,534
<i>It was right about then
that shit started to really get weird.</i>

756
00:46:35,660 --> 00:46:38,506
<i>My father started calling in sick
to work a lot.</i>

757
00:46:45,702 --> 00:46:49,208
<i>Gadgets McGee was unnerved
to see Nina with my dad.</i>

758
00:46:50,773 --> 00:46:54,018
<i>But he was also struck by
how alive his friend seemed.</i>

759
00:46:55,709 --> 00:46:59,250
<i>Inspired to recapture
his own lost youth, or something,</i>

760
00:46:59,379 --> 00:47:02,191
<i>he went online and found a pickup
Ultimate Frisbee game in Paramus.</i>

761
00:47:02,314 --> 00:47:06,231
Hey, guys.
You got room for one more?

762
00:47:06,351 --> 00:47:08,832
No daylight! No daylight!

763
00:47:08,953 --> 00:47:12,732
So it was really
Jared Kass and I,

764
00:47:12,856 --> 00:47:14,131
and Joel Silver...

765
00:47:14,257 --> 00:47:17,035
- Joel Silver, the movie producer?
- Yeah. Yeah.

766
00:47:18,194 --> 00:47:21,803
<i>My mother had been making
herself mysteriously unavailable.</i>

767
00:47:22,863 --> 00:47:26,109
<i>But as all our neighbors discovered...</i>

768
00:47:27,201 --> 00:47:30,116
<i>...she hadn't completely
lost sight of the Christmas spirit.</i>

769
00:47:35,673 --> 00:47:37,312
Terry!

770
00:47:37,441 --> 00:47:38,945
<i>Everything was changing.</i>

771
00:47:39,076 --> 00:47:40,147
Terry.

772
00:47:40,277 --> 00:47:42,280
<i>No one even recognized
each other anymore.</i>

773
00:47:45,247 --> 00:47:46,283
Smoothie?

774
00:47:46,415 --> 00:47:48,658
Oh, good God.

775
00:47:51,352 --> 00:47:53,356
Very good.

776
00:47:54,688 --> 00:47:56,362
Now kiss the chef.

777
00:48:08,098 --> 00:48:10,102
Maybe they are really in love.

778
00:48:10,234 --> 00:48:11,475
You said it doesn't last.

779
00:48:11,601 --> 00:48:13,741
You said that the grasses only wanted
the cows for their money.

780
00:48:13,869 --> 00:48:15,942
Well, usually that is the case,
but not always.

781
00:48:16,071 --> 00:48:18,519
- Your dad is pretty cute.
- Don't be gross, OK?

782
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:20,348
Just because you haven't gotten laid in,
like, three weeks.

783
00:48:20,475 --> 00:48:22,752
Perhaps your problem is
more with Nina than your father.

784
00:48:22,876 --> 00:48:24,687
Oh, is that so, Henry? Why is that?

785
00:48:24,811 --> 00:48:26,814
Because maybe you are jealous.

786
00:48:26,947 --> 00:48:30,955
Because as she has traveled many places
and has lived,

787
00:48:31,083 --> 00:48:32,791
because she takes chances.

788
00:48:32,917 --> 00:48:34,762
No. You know what? You, my friend,

789
00:48:34,886 --> 00:48:37,197
have breathed in a little too much
of this cheap pine wax, OK?

790
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:38,995
'Cause she's a selfish skank.

791
00:48:39,122 --> 00:48:41,331
And he's selfish, too.

792
00:48:41,458 --> 00:48:45,409
Yeah, but if he really is happier
with her and you make him stop,

793
00:48:45,527 --> 00:48:47,201
then you're the one
who's being selfish.

794
00:48:49,430 --> 00:48:52,675
That is maybe the most intelligent thing
you've ever said.

795
00:49:09,846 --> 00:49:11,383
Hey.

796
00:49:11,514 --> 00:49:14,292
What is Barnyard International?

797
00:49:14,416 --> 00:49:17,160
Well, see those presents
you got at babyGap?

798
00:49:17,285 --> 00:49:19,528
- Mm-mm.
- Instead of giving those to a baby

799
00:49:19,653 --> 00:49:21,395
who might already have lots of clothes,

800
00:49:21,521 --> 00:49:23,503
why not help a baby
who doesn't have any food?

801
00:49:23,623 --> 00:49:26,629
They're not for a baby.
They're for my husband's new girlfriend.

802
00:49:29,227 --> 00:49:30,400
Here's some pamphlets.

803
00:49:33,163 --> 00:49:37,843
"One goat can provide a family
with enough milk for an entire year."

804
00:49:39,969 --> 00:49:42,007
It's like the Christmas gift
that keeps giving.

805
00:49:42,137 --> 00:49:43,982
Yeah. It is.

806
00:49:44,106 --> 00:49:45,984
That's good. Can I use that?

807
00:49:46,107 --> 00:49:48,521
Sure.

808
00:49:56,314 --> 00:49:57,953
Oh. yes!

809
00:50:06,823 --> 00:50:10,069
There are gift receipts inside
if anyone wants to return them.

810
00:50:14,162 --> 00:50:15,540
I think that for Christmas Eve,

811
00:50:15,663 --> 00:50:19,170
we should demand
that Paige have dinner with us.

812
00:50:22,134 --> 00:50:24,013
What are you doing?

813
00:50:24,137 --> 00:50:26,084
Come here.

814
00:50:26,939 --> 00:50:28,419
I have toothpaste in my mouth.

815
00:50:28,539 --> 00:50:30,451
I don't care.

816
00:50:35,011 --> 00:50:36,787
Come here.

817
00:50:48,188 --> 00:50:50,602
OK. Thank you for dropping me off.

818
00:50:51,791 --> 00:50:53,772
I got you these.

819
00:50:58,763 --> 00:51:00,608
Chef's clogs.

820
00:51:00,731 --> 00:51:02,678
You said that after working last night,
your feet hurt, so...

821
00:51:02,799 --> 00:51:04,245
You're so sweet.

822
00:51:13,775 --> 00:51:17,419
OK. You're gonna make me late.
Ooh!

823
00:51:27,919 --> 00:51:29,490
- That was fast.
- Yeah.

824
00:51:30,854 --> 00:51:32,061
Um...

825
00:51:32,188 --> 00:51:33,463
What?

826
00:51:35,791 --> 00:51:37,032
Nothing.

827
00:51:37,759 --> 00:51:40,002
- What's up?
- Nothing.

828
00:51:40,128 --> 00:51:41,904
Come on, tell me what's wrong.

829
00:51:43,831 --> 00:51:46,177
- I...
- I love you, Nina.

830
00:51:48,234 --> 00:51:51,844
You shit. You suck.
I wanted to say it first.

831
00:51:53,739 --> 00:51:56,551
Well, now I'm not saying it.
You blew it, buddy.

832
00:51:58,675 --> 00:52:01,453
I'm just kidding. I love you, too.

833
00:52:06,181 --> 00:52:09,427
You guys were married for 28 years.

834
00:52:09,551 --> 00:52:11,862
If anyone should call, it should be him.

835
00:52:11,986 --> 00:52:14,297
- Do you have any perfume?
- No. What?

836
00:52:14,421 --> 00:52:16,630
Where are you even going?

837
00:52:16,756 --> 00:52:21,175
I read about a late evening
cabaret show that begins at 9:30.

838
00:52:21,293 --> 00:52:22,739
I'm taking myself out.

839
00:52:22,861 --> 00:52:26,037
Cabaret? Am I the only one
who's dealing with this?

840
00:52:27,097 --> 00:52:30,080
I mean, don't you
wanna come back home?

841
00:52:31,901 --> 00:52:36,478
I'm not sure.
I'm having a good time for once.

842
00:52:37,705 --> 00:52:40,347
I'd like to see you do the same.

843
00:52:44,110 --> 00:52:45,385
Let's go, guys, pick up the pace!

844
00:52:45,511 --> 00:52:47,823
Hey, Mondo, where's my rigatoni?
Let's go!

845
00:52:47,947 --> 00:52:51,591
Bringing up parmesan. Nina! Plate 27.

846
00:52:51,716 --> 00:52:55,599
All right, guys. On 24, I got
a mahi-mahi and a chicken parmesan.

847
00:52:55,719 --> 00:52:57,758
Thanks for sending her to me.
She's a good worker.

848
00:52:57,888 --> 00:52:59,698
- Well, that's great.
- Chef likes her.

849
00:52:59,822 --> 00:53:03,295
Haven't seen you and Paige for a while.
It's good to see you.

850
00:53:03,425 --> 00:53:05,201
- Enjoy.
- Thanks.

851
00:53:22,507 --> 00:53:23,885
Thank you.

852
00:53:36,350 --> 00:53:38,832
- Done with your appetizer, sir?
- Sorry?

853
00:53:38,952 --> 00:53:40,558
Done with your appetizer, sir?

854
00:53:40,687 --> 00:53:42,690
Yeah. That, yeah.
That's great. Thank you.

855
00:53:42,822 --> 00:53:44,303
OK.

856
00:53:47,593 --> 00:53:49,096
Hello.

857
00:53:50,495 --> 00:53:52,170
Hi, Paige.

858
00:53:54,398 --> 00:53:56,812
Nice move on the Christmas card.

859
00:53:56,933 --> 00:53:58,572
Thank you.

860
00:53:59,701 --> 00:54:00,840
Dining alone?

861
00:54:00,969 --> 00:54:03,816
Yeah. I guess.

862
00:54:03,939 --> 00:54:06,216
So, how you doing?
Is everything...?

863
00:54:06,340 --> 00:54:09,256
Sit down. We don't have to make
this uncomfortable. Just...

864
00:54:13,013 --> 00:54:15,518
Plus, you know how
I hate pleasantries.

865
00:54:17,582 --> 00:54:18,891
What about you?

866
00:54:19,017 --> 00:54:21,329
You look happy.

867
00:54:22,420 --> 00:54:24,367
Things are OK. You know, I'm...

868
00:54:24,487 --> 00:54:26,935
If you're happy, you can say so.

869
00:54:27,056 --> 00:54:28,833
You don't need to spare my feelings.

870
00:54:28,958 --> 00:54:32,305
Just be genuine, David. Please.

871
00:54:33,962 --> 00:54:35,943
Please.

872
00:54:37,632 --> 00:54:39,670
Yes. I'm happy-

873
00:54:43,236 --> 00:54:45,012
Thank you.

874
00:54:48,306 --> 00:54:49,809
Look, I know there's nothing
I can say...

875
00:54:49,941 --> 00:54:51,785
Then don't try.

876
00:54:51,908 --> 00:54:56,190
Paige, stop. Please.
This is exactly how we got to this.

877
00:54:57,747 --> 00:55:01,493
OK, not exactly. It's partly.

878
00:55:03,751 --> 00:55:05,493
We stopped talking to each other.

879
00:55:08,121 --> 00:55:10,228
I used to love who I was around you.

880
00:55:11,891 --> 00:55:14,203
What happened to us?

881
00:55:15,260 --> 00:55:18,335
We used to have fun. You remember that?

882
00:55:19,897 --> 00:55:22,573
We used to laugh.
God, you were so funny.

883
00:55:22,699 --> 00:55:24,647
I'm still funny.

884
00:55:25,434 --> 00:55:26,709
Ask them.

885
00:55:49,720 --> 00:55:51,359
Shelly just fired me!

886
00:55:51,488 --> 00:55:54,198
Hey, hey.
What happened?

887
00:55:54,323 --> 00:55:56,532
Oh, this is fucking bullshit.

888
00:55:56,658 --> 00:55:58,263
What? Why?

889
00:55:58,393 --> 00:56:00,135
Because he's not an idiot.

890
00:56:00,261 --> 00:56:02,766
He saw you and Paige,
and he saw me and he figured it out.

891
00:56:02,896 --> 00:56:05,344
He said he didn't want to be
in the middle of it.

892
00:56:05,465 --> 00:56:07,447
And I was good at that job!

893
00:56:08,735 --> 00:56:09,770
Why...

894
00:56:10,836 --> 00:56:12,749
Why were you talking to her?

895
00:56:12,871 --> 00:56:14,283
She came into the restaurant.

896
00:56:14,405 --> 00:56:17,320
What do you expect me to do?

897
00:56:17,441 --> 00:56:20,185
I saw you sitting with her
and I just thought...

898
00:56:23,079 --> 00:56:25,356
- Thought what?
- I don't know.

899
00:56:28,617 --> 00:56:30,826
You looked normal together.

900
00:56:38,991 --> 00:56:41,165
Can we please get out of here?

901
00:56:49,133 --> 00:56:52,605
<i>-  I really can't stay
-  But baby it's cold outside</i>

902
00:56:52,735 --> 00:56:56,185
<i>-  I've got to go away
-  But baby it's cold outside</i>

903
00:56:56,304 --> 00:56:58,547
<i>-  This evening has been
-  Been hoping that you'd drop in</i>

904
00:56:58,673 --> 00:57:00,780
 So very nice

905
00:57:00,908 --> 00:57:04,050
<i> I'll hold your hands
they're just like ice</i>

906
00:57:04,177 --> 00:57:06,557
<i> My mother will start to worry...</i>

907
00:57:06,679 --> 00:57:08,353
Hi. Mrs. Ostroff?

908
00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:12,557
We've never met... but I'm Ethan.

909
00:57:17,587 --> 00:57:20,001
Wait, you're our leader.
You can't quit.

910
00:57:20,122 --> 00:57:22,969
Christmas Eve is in, like, six days.
They're counting on us.

911
00:57:23,092 --> 00:57:26,736
Try and calm down. Calm down.

912
00:57:26,862 --> 00:57:30,642
Shh! Calm down. Order!

913
00:57:30,765 --> 00:57:33,076
I know you're upset.

914
00:57:33,199 --> 00:57:36,740
But you're all dedicated
and talented singers.

915
00:57:38,203 --> 00:57:39,547
Marcus will take over as leader.

916
00:57:39,671 --> 00:57:42,153
- What?
- Can't have Marcus.

917
00:57:42,273 --> 00:57:44,346
- Why are you even doing this?
- Yeah.

918
00:57:44,475 --> 00:57:48,426
Well, I believe these pamphlets
should explain everything.

919
00:57:48,544 --> 00:57:51,254
"Each cow or goat
will allow its recipient

920
00:57:51,380 --> 00:57:56,629
independence and self-sufficiency
for years to come."

921
00:57:57,685 --> 00:58:01,226
And that's pretty great, isn't it?

922
00:58:01,354 --> 00:58:03,495
Shelly, this has nothing to do with you.

923
00:58:04,491 --> 00:58:06,438
No, I know it's complicated.

924
00:58:06,558 --> 00:58:09,006
No. I understand.

925
00:58:10,261 --> 00:58:12,139
Thanks for calling back.

926
00:58:15,065 --> 00:58:16,272
Told you.

927
00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:17,846
He'll write you a reference,

928
00:58:17,967 --> 00:58:21,178
but, yeah,
he doesn't wanna get involved.

929
00:58:21,303 --> 00:58:24,082
This isn't gonna work.
I need to find another job.

930
00:58:24,205 --> 00:58:27,211
- I can't stay at Meredith's rent-free.
- I know.

931
00:58:27,341 --> 00:58:30,222
And I can't stay here,
across the street from my parents.

932
00:58:30,343 --> 00:58:33,816
- I love you. But...
- What the fuck?

933
00:58:34,714 --> 00:58:37,424
- Ethan?
- What the hell is going on?

934
00:58:37,549 --> 00:58:39,052
What are you doing here?

935
00:58:39,183 --> 00:58:40,788
Ethan? Like Ethan Ethan?

936
00:58:40,919 --> 00:58:42,797
How did you get in here?

937
00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:44,594
Your mom gave me the keys.

938
00:58:44,720 --> 00:58:47,602
She told me to let myself in,
like you might not hear the bell.

939
00:58:47,723 --> 00:58:50,399
Look, Ethan, I'm sorry,
but I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.

940
00:58:50,526 --> 00:58:54,102
You can ask, but I'm not gonna.
Who is this?

941
00:58:54,229 --> 00:58:55,573
Ethan, this is David.

942
00:58:55,696 --> 00:58:58,508
David and Paige, my parents'
best friends from across the street.

943
00:58:59,999 --> 00:59:02,914
Why are you telling your parents' friend
that you love him?

944
00:59:03,036 --> 00:59:06,212
The door's open. What's going on?

945
00:59:06,338 --> 00:59:07,875
Nina, I need to talk to you.

946
00:59:08,005 --> 00:59:10,385
Can we go somewhere
for, like, five minutes?

947
00:59:10,507 --> 00:59:12,147
Ethan.
I think you should leave.

948
00:59:12,276 --> 00:59:13,779
- Ethan Ethan?
- Yes!

949
00:59:13,910 --> 00:59:15,288
Just five minutes!

950
00:59:15,411 --> 00:59:17,893
She said no, Ethan.

951
00:59:18,013 --> 00:59:19,961
Now, look, I'm gonna ask you
one more time to get out of here.

952
00:59:20,082 --> 00:59:25,057
And if I don't, Pops,
what are you gonna do about it?

953
00:59:26,820 --> 00:59:27,765
- Dad!
Hey!

954
00:59:27,888 --> 00:59:28,798
- David!
- Dad!

955
00:59:28,921 --> 00:59:30,732
Hey, get off me!

956
00:59:32,058 --> 00:59:35,508
<i> Your eyes are like starlight now</i>

957
00:59:35,627 --> 00:59:39,076
<i> I'll take your hat
your hair looks swell...</i>

958
00:59:39,196 --> 00:59:40,642
Why don't you go fuck...

959
00:59:42,699 --> 00:59:46,240
- What?
- Nothing. It's OK.

960
00:59:46,769 --> 00:59:48,910
<i>-  I really can't stay
-  Baby don't go now</i>

961
00:59:49,037 --> 00:59:53,420
<i> Baby it's cold outside a'</i>

962
01:00:03,748 --> 01:00:07,995
Yes, I cheated on you,
and for that, I am deeply sorry.

963
01:00:08,119 --> 01:00:11,261
But here's the thing. I'm a sabotager.

964
01:00:11,387 --> 01:00:15,236
See, anytime
anything good happens to me,

965
01:00:15,357 --> 01:00:19,206
I just try and ruin it, you know,
because I get scared.

966
01:00:19,327 --> 01:00:23,039
Now, things with us were really real.

967
01:00:23,163 --> 01:00:26,044
But I didn't feel like I deserved you,

968
01:00:26,165 --> 01:00:31,016
so I became the sabotager
and, like, destroyed it.

969
01:00:31,136 --> 01:00:32,411
That's great, Ethan.

970
01:00:32,537 --> 01:00:34,519
But we can't just go on and
pretend like everything's fine

971
01:00:34,639 --> 01:00:36,678
because you learned a new term
about yourself.

972
01:00:36,807 --> 01:00:40,018
And I don't even think
"sabotager" is a word.

973
01:00:40,143 --> 01:00:42,216
Ok. Please allow me to finish.

974
01:00:42,345 --> 01:00:45,487
See, I think you are a sabotager also.

975
01:00:45,614 --> 01:00:49,155
You totally pushed for us
to get married, so you could, like,

976
01:00:49,283 --> 01:00:53,393
prove to your parents that, you know,
you were this responsible person.

977
01:00:53,520 --> 01:00:56,970
But simultaneously,
you were just trying to piss them off

978
01:00:57,089 --> 01:00:59,571
by marrying someone like me.

979
01:00:59,691 --> 01:01:02,071
I've moved on. OK?
David and I...

980
01:01:02,193 --> 01:01:03,673
David and you...

981
01:01:04,929 --> 01:01:09,382
He's your parents' best friend.
For Christ's sakes. I mean, what?

982
01:01:09,499 --> 01:01:14,144
Are you gonna move here to New Jersey?
You hate it here.

983
01:01:15,938 --> 01:01:20,185
We're done. Ok? Go home.

984
01:01:20,307 --> 01:01:22,380
I only bought a one-way ticket.

985
01:01:25,245 --> 01:01:27,192
Well, I'm not giving up on us, Nina!

986
01:01:27,312 --> 01:01:30,125
I love you too much for that!

987
01:01:32,817 --> 01:01:34,729
What?

988
01:02:02,507 --> 01:02:03,851
What are you doing with my bag?

989
01:02:03,975 --> 01:02:06,286
Huh? Nothing.
Just giving it some air.

990
01:02:08,778 --> 01:02:11,488
- Give me my bag.
- No.

991
01:02:11,614 --> 01:02:13,561
Give me my bag.

992
01:02:13,682 --> 01:02:14,684
Eat me, dick slut.

993
01:02:14,816 --> 01:02:18,562
- Give me my bag, Vanessa!
- No, Nina.

994
01:02:18,686 --> 01:02:20,725
- No.
- Give me my bag!

995
01:02:20,854 --> 01:02:22,562
No! No.

996
01:02:22,688 --> 01:02:24,396
Give me my...
Give it to me!

997
01:02:24,523 --> 01:02:25,936
- No!
- Give it!

998
01:03:04,487 --> 01:03:06,366
Oh, honey. Uh...

999
01:03:06,889 --> 01:03:08,062
Honey?

1000
01:03:09,024 --> 01:03:10,231
I'm sorry, Dad.

1001
01:03:10,359 --> 01:03:11,566
Uh...

1002
01:03:18,032 --> 01:03:19,307
Oh...

1003
01:03:25,871 --> 01:03:27,078
Ow.

1004
01:03:34,044 --> 01:03:36,822
Uh, you know, leave it be.
It's a badge of honor.

1005
01:03:36,946 --> 01:03:38,551
- You sure?
- Yeah.

1006
01:03:38,680 --> 01:03:40,593
There's aloe on the pad
to prevent scarring.

1007
01:03:40,715 --> 01:03:42,890
OK. You know...

1008
01:03:43,917 --> 01:03:46,958
I'm good. I'm... I'm good.

1009
01:03:50,322 --> 01:03:54,934
I'm so sorry about
all this horrible... stuff.

1010
01:03:59,997 --> 01:04:01,773
Yeah.

1011
01:04:06,001 --> 01:04:09,474
You know, my parents were kind of weird.

1012
01:04:09,604 --> 01:04:12,177
That's why I'm, um...

1013
01:04:13,207 --> 01:04:18,388
Sometimes, it's really hard
to say everything you want to.

1014
01:04:18,511 --> 01:04:20,459
You know.

1015
01:04:22,247 --> 01:04:26,255
Your father, he loves you.

1016
01:04:27,718 --> 01:04:33,401
Just don't let that get confused
with everything that's happening.

1017
01:04:37,593 --> 01:04:40,075
Life.

1018
01:04:40,995 --> 01:04:43,341
Stuff.

1019
01:04:45,999 --> 01:04:48,880
This is Craig
from Barnyard International.

1020
01:04:49,002 --> 01:04:51,951
I'm wondering if I could interest you
in sponsoring a goat.

1021
01:04:52,070 --> 01:04:54,450
Funding for Barnyard International...

1022
01:04:54,572 --> 01:04:56,450
Well, thank you very much, Mr. Ingber,

1023
01:04:56,573 --> 01:05:01,390
and... I'm sure the people
of Kamenets, Ukraine,

1024
01:05:01,511 --> 01:05:03,823
who will be receiving the chickens,
thank you as well.

1025
01:05:04,346 --> 01:05:06,385
Merry Christmas. Goodbye.

1026
01:05:06,515 --> 01:05:07,517
Great job, Paige.

1027
01:05:09,283 --> 01:05:11,162
You're a natural.

1028
01:05:11,285 --> 01:05:13,288
Thank you.

1029
01:05:15,088 --> 01:05:17,091
Gonna be a great Christmas.

1030
01:05:34,803 --> 01:05:36,613
Oh, fuck.

1031
01:05:43,877 --> 01:05:45,255
Are you out of your mind?

1032
01:05:45,378 --> 01:05:46,756
What, I'm not on his lawn.

1033
01:05:46,879 --> 01:05:48,587
I'm in the street.
The street's public property.

1034
01:05:48,713 --> 01:05:50,786
I told you to go home.

1035
01:05:50,915 --> 01:05:52,863
Yeah. And I totally bought
a return ticket.

1036
01:05:52,984 --> 01:05:54,555
But guess what?
I'm not using it.

1037
01:05:54,685 --> 01:05:58,261
I'm not leaving until you give me
another chance, Nina, I'm not.

1038
01:05:58,388 --> 01:06:00,232
Which is why I ripped up that ticket.

1039
01:06:00,356 --> 01:06:03,670
In my mind. 'Cause it's an e-ticket.

1040
01:06:04,325 --> 01:06:08,903
Look, I've moved on.
I'm with someone else now.

1041
01:06:09,029 --> 01:06:12,878
- You need to get over me.
- Yeah, that's like the whole thing!

1042
01:06:12,999 --> 01:06:16,108
I don't want to get over you!

1043
01:06:16,235 --> 01:06:20,015
Nina! Please!

1044
01:06:21,238 --> 01:06:25,018
<i> The street lights start to fade away</i>

1045
01:06:26,677 --> 01:06:32,029
<i> I see the quiet on you
when you're sleeping</i>

1046
01:06:32,147 --> 01:06:35,927
<i> Probably dreaming day</i>

1047
01:06:40,988 --> 01:06:44,062
<i> We had the perfect timing...</i>

1048
01:06:44,991 --> 01:06:45,992
Hey.

1049
01:06:46,125 --> 01:06:48,197
Hi.

1050
01:06:51,061 --> 01:06:55,035
Thanks. I'm glad you stopped.

1051
01:06:59,435 --> 01:07:01,883
I've been playing a lot of Ultimate.

1052
01:07:02,004 --> 01:07:03,678
I'm going to play some.

1053
01:07:03,805 --> 01:07:05,787
That's great.

1054
01:07:10,844 --> 01:07:13,086
I miss you, Terry.

1055
01:07:20,018 --> 01:07:21,828
You might wanna find Vanessa.

1056
01:07:21,952 --> 01:07:23,523
Why, what happened?

1057
01:07:25,020 --> 01:07:26,329
I should probably let her tell you.

1058
01:07:26,456 --> 01:07:28,528
Terry, cut the shit. What happened?

1059
01:07:39,499 --> 01:07:40,843
Hey.

1060
01:07:49,106 --> 01:07:51,486
This is a mess.

1061
01:07:52,542 --> 01:07:53,851
Uh-huh.

1062
01:07:58,180 --> 01:07:59,216
Look...

1063
01:08:01,716 --> 01:08:04,255
If you want me to end this, I will.

1064
01:08:06,619 --> 01:08:10,662
I'm serious. I know it may not
seem like it lately,

1065
01:08:10,790 --> 01:08:15,333
but you are the most important thing
in the world to me.

1066
01:08:21,598 --> 01:08:23,739
I don't know.

1067
01:08:26,735 --> 01:08:29,411
I mean, then what happens?

1068
01:08:33,474 --> 01:08:38,757
You know... I don't know.

1069
01:08:53,022 --> 01:08:56,438
<i> Oh, the weather outside is frightful</i>

1070
01:08:56,558 --> 01:09:00,031
<i> But the fire is so delightful</i>

1071
01:09:00,161 --> 01:09:03,474
<i> And since we've no place to go</i>

1072
01:09:03,597 --> 01:09:07,207
<i> Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!</i>

1073
01:09:07,333 --> 01:09:09,975
<i> Man it doesn't show
signs of stopping...</i>

1074
01:09:10,102 --> 01:09:12,744
What are you doing, Ethan?

1075
01:09:14,672 --> 01:09:16,778
<i> The lights are turned way down low</i>

1076
01:09:16,908 --> 01:09:19,652
Paige, I want you to stop avoiding me.

1077
01:09:19,776 --> 01:09:22,053
Terry and I are spending
Christmas Eve with you.

1078
01:09:22,178 --> 01:09:24,056
This tradition is continuing,

1079
01:09:24,179 --> 01:09:27,629
so get your ass over here
or I'll get really mad.

1080
01:09:27,749 --> 01:09:30,857
OK? I love you. Bye.

1081
01:09:32,686 --> 01:09:34,257
How was that? Too forceful?

1082
01:09:34,387 --> 01:09:37,860
<i> Oh, the fire is slowly dying</i>

1083
01:09:37,990 --> 01:09:40,062
<i> And my dear we're still goodbying</i>

1084
01:09:40,191 --> 01:09:41,364
Oh, shit.

1085
01:09:41,492 --> 01:09:44,772
<i> But as long as you love me so</i>

1086
01:09:44,895 --> 01:09:48,277
<i> Let it snow! Let it snow!</i>

1087
01:09:48,398 --> 01:09:50,640
<i>-  Let it snow! 
- Hey. Merry Christmas.</i>

1088
01:09:50,767 --> 01:09:53,112
Yeah. The same... same to you.

1089
01:09:53,235 --> 01:09:54,306
David!

1090
01:09:55,270 --> 01:09:57,411
Hello, anyone home?

1091
01:09:59,307 --> 01:10:02,313
- Hey. Hm...
- Hi.

1092
01:10:02,443 --> 01:10:04,583
- Toby.
- Nina. What's going on?

1093
01:10:05,878 --> 01:10:08,451
I really missed you.
Did you get my postcards?

1094
01:10:08,580 --> 01:10:10,823
- Uh, no. No.
- No?

1095
01:10:10,949 --> 01:10:12,452
That's so funny.
I sent 'em to your mom's house.

1096
01:10:12,583 --> 01:10:13,824
Is everyone already over here?

1097
01:10:13,951 --> 01:10:15,694
Call that guy...

1098
01:10:15,819 --> 01:10:18,131
- Hey, Toby. You're back.
- Hey.

1099
01:10:18,255 --> 01:10:22,365
- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.

1100
01:10:24,760 --> 01:10:26,206
What's with that guy outside?

1101
01:10:28,696 --> 01:10:31,269
How the hell could you not tell me
Mom and Dad split up?

1102
01:10:31,398 --> 01:10:32,673
How could nobody tell me?

1103
01:10:32,799 --> 01:10:34,575
<i>What could you do?
You were in China.</i>

1104
01:10:34,700 --> 01:10:36,009
How was that, by the way?

1105
01:10:36,134 --> 01:10:37,409
<i>Just get your ass over here.</i>

1106
01:10:37,536 --> 01:10:39,484
You're not leaving me alone with them.

1107
01:10:39,604 --> 01:10:41,950
<i>Look, I can't, OK? I'm at work.</i>

1108
01:10:42,073 --> 01:10:44,487
And where the hell is Mom?

1109
01:10:44,608 --> 01:10:46,213
Merry Christmas.

1110
01:10:46,342 --> 01:10:47,845
Are you staying around?

1111
01:10:47,978 --> 01:10:49,890
Maybe. I don't know if I have time.

1112
01:10:51,246 --> 01:10:53,854
Bye. Say hi to your family.

1113
01:10:53,982 --> 01:10:55,793
I'm late every time anyway.

1114
01:10:55,917 --> 01:10:57,397
Merry Christmas.

1115
01:11:01,921 --> 01:11:04,529
Putting aside the enormous
and nauseating age difference

1116
01:11:04,657 --> 01:11:07,641
between you two, you do realize
that I've kissed her twice.

1117
01:11:07,759 --> 01:11:10,708
No, once. We never kissed
on Thanksgiving.

1118
01:11:10,828 --> 01:11:12,069
Oh, well, everything is fine then.

1119
01:11:12,196 --> 01:11:15,373
Toby, come on. Look. I know you're
upset, but try to understand.

1120
01:11:15,499 --> 01:11:17,639
Understand what?
That I am the first son in history

1121
01:11:17,766 --> 01:11:19,372
to be cock-blocked by his father?

1122
01:11:19,502 --> 01:11:21,176
Oh, good. I haven't missed anything.

1123
01:11:21,303 --> 01:11:23,444
Toby. Toby!

1124
01:11:35,480 --> 01:11:36,482
Excuse me.

1125
01:11:37,382 --> 01:11:39,522
Merry Christmas.

1126
01:11:39,650 --> 01:11:42,155
- What are you doing?
- Oh...

1127
01:11:43,153 --> 01:11:45,692
My ex-girlfriend is
inside that house there.

1128
01:11:45,822 --> 01:11:48,304
I'm trying to win her back.

1129
01:11:49,425 --> 01:11:52,533
You must love her very much
to be standing out here like this.

1130
01:11:52,660 --> 01:11:54,608
I do.

1131
01:11:54,729 --> 01:11:56,801
She's got this new boyfriend
and he lives here,

1132
01:11:56,931 --> 01:12:01,644
but she should really be with me.

1133
01:12:03,803 --> 01:12:05,374
You're Ethan, right?

1134
01:12:07,606 --> 01:12:08,642
Yeah.

1135
01:12:09,840 --> 01:12:13,791
My husband is the new boyfriend
of your ex-girlfriend.

1136
01:12:17,446 --> 01:12:20,726
<i>I Joy to the world
the Lord is come</i>

1137
01:12:20,849 --> 01:12:24,698
<i>-  Let earth receive her king
-  Joy to the world</i>

1138
01:12:24,818 --> 01:12:26,594
 Let every heart

1139
01:12:26,719 --> 01:12:28,166
<i> Prepare him room</i>

1140
01:12:28,288 --> 01:12:30,462
<i>-  And heaven and nature sing
-  Nature sing</i>

1141
01:12:30,589 --> 01:12:32,332
<i>-  And heaven and nature sing
-  Nature sing</i>

1142
01:12:32,458 --> 01:12:36,307
<i> And heaven and heaven
and nature sing</i>

1143
01:12:36,428 --> 01:12:39,901
<i> Joy to the earth
the Savior reigns</i>

1144
01:12:40,030 --> 01:12:43,605
<i> Let men their songs employ</i>

1145
01:12:43,734 --> 01:12:48,379
Ethan, would you step aside
for a moment, please?

1146
01:12:49,537 --> 01:12:50,539
Sure.

1147
01:12:52,006 --> 01:12:54,044
Oh, Cathy, I think Paige is here.

1148
01:12:54,175 --> 01:12:56,349
Oh, thank God. I knew she'd come.

1149
01:13:01,346 --> 01:13:02,826
What is she doing?

1150
01:13:05,583 --> 01:13:07,223
Merry Christmas, Paige.

1151
01:13:07,351 --> 01:13:09,354
It's about to be.

1152
01:13:10,620 --> 01:13:14,469
<i> Sleigh bells ring
Are you listening?</i>

1153
01:13:14,590 --> 01:13:17,870
<i> In the lane
snow is glistening</i>

1154
01:13:17,993 --> 01:13:19,769
" MY God!
" No!

1155
01:13:19,894 --> 01:13:22,878
<i> A beautiful sight
We're happy tonight</i>

1156
01:13:22,997 --> 01:13:26,139
<i> Walking in a winter wonderland</i>

1157
01:13:26,265 --> 01:13:29,477
<i>-  Gone away is the bluebird
- What the hell's she doing?</i>

1158
01:13:30,235 --> 01:13:33,081
<i>-  Here to stay is the new bird
- Ah!</i>

1159
01:13:33,205 --> 01:13:34,549
No, no, no!

1160
01:13:34,672 --> 01:13:36,653
<i> He sings a love song</i>

1161
01:13:36,773 --> 01:13:38,082
<i>-  As we go along
- Holy shit!</i>

1162
01:13:38,208 --> 01:13:42,057
<i> Walking in a winter wonderland</i>

1163
01:13:42,177 --> 01:13:45,650
<i> In the meadow
we can build a snowman</i>

1164
01:13:45,780 --> 01:13:48,058
<i>-  Then pretend that he is Parson Brown
Terry, do something!</i>

1165
01:13:48,183 --> 01:13:50,756
<i> Oh!</i>

1166
01:13:50,884 --> 01:13:52,364
<i> He'll say "Are you married?"
We'll say, "No, man!"</i>

1167
01:13:52,486 --> 01:13:54,229
Paige, for God's sake,
what are you doing?

1168
01:13:54,354 --> 01:13:55,561
<i>- Hello, David.
-  But you can do the job</i>

1169
01:13:55,689 --> 01:13:57,260
<i> When you're in town</i>

1170
01:13:57,390 --> 01:13:59,167
<i>-  Later on
Oh, my God!</i>

1171
01:13:59,292 --> 01:14:02,002
-  We'll conspire
- David!

1172
01:14:02,127 --> 01:14:04,074
<i>- As we dream by the fire
- Go back!</i>

1173
01:14:04,195 --> 01:14:06,473
Mom! Mom, stop!

1174
01:14:06,596 --> 01:14:08,076
<i>-  To face unafraid
Paige, stop it!</i>

1175
01:14:08,197 --> 01:14:09,735
-  The plans that we made
- Stay still, you!

1176
01:14:09,866 --> 01:14:12,280
<i>- Walking in a winter wonderland
- Paige!</i>

1177
01:14:12,401 --> 01:14:14,245
The globe! No!

1178
01:14:14,369 --> 01:14:16,578
- Oh, Terry.
- Globey!

1179
01:14:16,704 --> 01:14:18,116
- Oh, my God!
- Paige, for God's sake!

1180
01:14:18,239 --> 01:14:19,480
Run, David!

1181
01:14:19,607 --> 01:14:20,916
Careful, David!

1182
01:14:21,041 --> 01:14:22,146
David! Get in the house!

1183
01:14:22,275 --> 01:14:23,755
- Get in the house!
- Run!

1184
01:14:23,877 --> 01:14:25,357
Get back in the house!

1185
01:14:58,803 --> 01:15:00,785
Sorry about the noise, Robert!

1186
01:15:00,905 --> 01:15:02,852
Merry Christmas, Marion!

1187
01:15:02,974 --> 01:15:03,975
Paige!

1188
01:15:04,107 --> 01:15:06,282
Merry Christmas, dear.
Are you all right?

1189
01:15:06,409 --> 01:15:08,789
Aren't you gonna come over to our house
for a little bit of dinner?

1190
01:15:08,911 --> 01:15:10,824
Thank you for the invitation,
but it's Christmas Eve

1191
01:15:10,946 --> 01:15:12,654
and I wanna spend it with my children.

1192
01:15:12,781 --> 01:15:14,352
But I made your favorite duck.

1193
01:15:14,482 --> 01:15:17,021
- I made the duck with the peaches.
- Paige, don't go...

1194
01:15:17,150 --> 01:15:19,257
- I don't think it's a good idea...
- Are you out of your mind?

1195
01:15:19,386 --> 01:15:22,802
What is wrong with you?
You have got some serious problems.

1196
01:15:22,922 --> 01:15:25,370
- I'm not the only one.
- Jesus!

1197
01:15:25,491 --> 01:15:28,167
- Oh, Toby. You're back.
- Hi.

1198
01:15:28,293 --> 01:15:31,003
Oh, you came home for Christmas.
Hm...

1199
01:15:31,128 --> 01:15:32,699
Hi, Mom. I told you I'd be back.

1200
01:15:32,830 --> 01:15:35,608
I know. I know.
Thank you, honey. Thank you.

1201
01:15:36,933 --> 01:15:39,506
- Hi, sweetie.
- Hi, Mom.

1202
01:15:39,635 --> 01:15:43,245
- Hi. Hello.
- Hi.

1203
01:15:44,105 --> 01:15:47,020
- What happened here?
- Nothing, it's fine.

1204
01:15:47,141 --> 01:15:49,179
Paige, do you think
maybe you should...?

1205
01:15:49,309 --> 01:15:53,955
Just a moment, please? OK.
Toby, how was China?

1206
01:15:56,448 --> 01:16:00,194
It was really great.
Yeah. I brought you a present.

1207
01:16:00,318 --> 01:16:02,321
You did? Thank you, honey.

1208
01:16:02,452 --> 01:16:04,593
Can I have it?

1209
01:16:05,955 --> 01:16:07,026
Yeah, OK.

1210
01:16:07,156 --> 01:16:09,263
- Paige.
- David, not now, OK?

1211
01:16:09,391 --> 01:16:12,033
Let's just enjoy this.

1212
01:16:12,160 --> 01:16:14,334
Come on, let's sit here.

1213
01:16:16,130 --> 01:16:18,042
I actually brought everyone presents,

1214
01:16:18,164 --> 01:16:22,514
since nobody bothered to tell me
what the fuck was going on.

1215
01:16:22,635 --> 01:16:24,616
Here.

1216
01:16:26,003 --> 01:16:27,176
Cathy.

1217
01:16:27,304 --> 01:16:31,255
<i> Silent night</i>

1218
01:16:31,375 --> 01:16:34,051
<i> Holy night</i>

1219
01:16:34,177 --> 01:16:37,422
<i>- Dad. Nina.
-  All is calm</i>

1220
01:16:37,546 --> 01:16:43,058
<i>- Mom. Freak.
-  All is bright</i>

1221
01:16:43,184 --> 01:16:47,067
<i> Round yon virgin</i>

1222
01:16:47,187 --> 01:16:51,434
<i> Mother and child</i>

1223
01:16:51,557 --> 01:16:55,030
-  Holy infant
- Thank you, Toby.

1224
01:16:55,160 --> 01:16:57,540
<i>- So tender and mild...
- So nice, Toby.</i>

1225
01:16:57,662 --> 01:16:59,370
Thank you.

1226
01:16:59,496 --> 01:17:02,742
Thank you, honey.
You're very thoughtful.

1227
01:17:02,866 --> 01:17:06,247
Well, you're welcome. Merry Christmas.

1228
01:17:06,368 --> 01:17:07,940
Merry Christmas.

1229
01:17:08,070 --> 01:17:10,416
- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.

1230
01:17:10,538 --> 01:17:11,847
Merry Christmas.

1231
01:17:17,477 --> 01:17:18,752
Um...

1232
01:17:20,980 --> 01:17:23,052
I'd like to say a few words.

1233
01:17:25,249 --> 01:17:29,462
When I was a junior counselor at camp,
my favorite camper made me a candle...

1234
01:17:29,586 --> 01:17:31,329
- Terry.
- ...shaped like the Star of David...

1235
01:17:31,454 --> 01:17:35,599
- Do you mind if I...?
- Of course. Of course.

1236
01:17:42,163 --> 01:17:44,202
All of you are...

1237
01:17:46,900 --> 01:17:50,475
...the closest people in my life.

1238
01:17:52,637 --> 01:17:58,524
And normally, we'd now be...
eating some of Paige's butter cookies

1239
01:17:58,642 --> 01:18:03,355
and, uh... drinking Terry's eggnog,

1240
01:18:03,478 --> 01:18:07,794
which he brought over
in the ceramic elf bowl.

1241
01:18:07,916 --> 01:18:11,526
And it's easy to say
that we can just go back to that.

1242
01:18:12,486 --> 01:18:15,367
But there's no going back.

1243
01:18:19,290 --> 01:18:21,795
For either one of us.

1244
01:18:23,928 --> 01:18:26,638
No. There's not.

1245
01:18:31,501 --> 01:18:33,642
Oh, honey.

1246
01:18:34,102 --> 01:18:35,639
Oh...

1247
01:18:43,443 --> 01:18:44,946
I have something I'd like to say.

1248
01:18:45,077 --> 01:18:46,717
Nina, honey, I don't think
this is a good time.

1249
01:18:46,846 --> 01:18:48,053
I know, but...

1250
01:18:53,984 --> 01:18:56,125
Paige...

1251
01:18:58,888 --> 01:18:59,993
...I'm sorry.

1252
01:19:00,489 --> 01:19:03,335
- Oh, Jesus.
- Jesus, Paige.

1253
01:19:07,094 --> 01:19:10,306
Someday I might actually
thank you for all of this.

1254
01:19:36,750 --> 01:19:38,526
You OK?

1255
01:19:38,652 --> 01:19:40,189
Yeah.

1256
01:19:48,226 --> 01:19:50,572
Maybe we should just get out of here.

1257
01:19:52,663 --> 01:19:56,773
I'm off till New Year's, and I've got
three weeks of vacation time.

1258
01:19:56,900 --> 01:20:00,042
We can just go to Mexico or something.

1259
01:20:01,869 --> 01:20:04,147
We could go tomorrow.

1260
01:20:06,907 --> 01:20:09,617
Just go online, book tickets.

1261
01:20:17,783 --> 01:20:19,627
Then what happens?

1262
01:20:24,854 --> 01:20:26,858
I'm serious, David. Then what?

1263
01:20:32,193 --> 01:20:34,401
I don't know.

1264
01:20:44,736 --> 01:20:47,913
- Did I ruin your life?
- No.

1265
01:20:50,374 --> 01:20:52,548
No, that is the last thing you did.

1266
01:20:56,311 --> 01:20:57,791
I'm sorry.

1267
01:21:07,220 --> 01:21:09,599
You are so amazing.

1268
01:21:09,723 --> 01:21:11,897
So beautiful.

1269
01:21:14,325 --> 01:21:17,935
And you're gonna be even more amazing.

1270
01:21:21,231 --> 01:21:24,215
We'll see.

1271
01:21:31,439 --> 01:21:34,423
<i> Nina, Nina</i>

1272
01:21:34,541 --> 01:21:38,047
<i> Please just give me a chance</i>

1273
01:21:38,177 --> 01:21:41,650
<i> 'Cause I love you, yes, I love you</i>

1274
01:21:41,780 --> 01:21:45,629
 'Cause you are my star

1275
01:21:45,750 --> 01:21:49,394
<i> Nina, Nina</i>

1276
01:21:49,519 --> 01:21:53,664
<i> Nina, Nina</i>

1277
01:21:53,789 --> 01:21:57,171
<i> I'm sorry I cheated on you</i>

1278
01:21:57,292 --> 01:22:01,038
<i> I won't do it again</i>

1279
01:22:01,162 --> 01:22:04,077
<i>- Nina, Nina...
- Hey.</i>

1280
01:22:04,831 --> 01:22:08,042
<i> Please give me one more chance</i>

1281
01:22:08,167 --> 01:22:12,050
<i> 'Cause I love you, really love you...</i>

1282
01:22:29,817 --> 01:22:33,063
<i>On the day
after Christmas Henry said,</i>

1283
01:22:33,187 --> 01:22:37,661
<i>"Sometimes you have to burn down
your house in order to see the moon."</i>

1284
01:22:37,789 --> 01:22:40,796
<i>Another Asian saying,
but this time I knew what he meant.</i>

1285
01:22:40,926 --> 01:22:45,378
<i>I think Nina would understand it, too.</i>

1286
01:22:45,495 --> 01:22:47,943
<i>She broke up with everyone that night.</i>

1287
01:22:49,232 --> 01:22:51,578
<i>She said she wanted to try
being alone for once.</i>

1288
01:22:54,769 --> 01:22:57,753
<i>As for me, I really didn't
have a plan or anything,</i>

1289
01:22:57,872 --> 01:23:02,415
<i>but I'd saved just enough to afford
my own place in the city.</i>

1290
01:23:02,542 --> 01:23:07,518
<i>And let me stress...
just enough.</i>

1291
01:23:11,715 --> 01:23:13,663
<i>My dad was pretty mopey for a while,</i>

1292
01:23:13,784 --> 01:23:17,394
<i>but also fairly awesome in his misery.</i>

1293
01:23:17,520 --> 01:23:20,162
<i>He even helped me furnish
my new apartment...</i>

1294
01:23:21,323 --> 01:23:23,133
<i>“with stuff from Huffman Koos.</i>

1295
01:23:25,160 --> 01:23:26,367
- You think?
- Yeah.

1296
01:23:26,494 --> 01:23:29,739
<i>Terry and Cathy were thrilled that
things were over with my dad and Nina.</i>

1297
01:23:33,133 --> 01:23:36,879
<i>But not nearly as thrilled
as they were with Terry's latest gadget.</i>

1298
01:23:39,003 --> 01:23:40,506
- I'm gonna switch gears.
- Terry.

1299
01:23:40,639 --> 01:23:42,551
- I'm gonna switch gears.
- Terry!

1300
01:23:42,673 --> 01:23:43,709
Oh!

1301
01:23:44,775 --> 01:23:49,420
<i>My mother expanded her humanitarian
efforts with Barnyard International.</i>

1302
01:23:49,544 --> 01:23:54,190
<i>I think she finally realized that
she had gifts to offer beyond Christmas.</i>

1303
01:23:58,385 --> 01:24:01,528
<i>I hear Nina traveled around Europe
for a while,</i>

1304
01:24:01,654 --> 01:24:05,537
<i>and eventually got a job
at a fancy restaurant in Rome.</i>

1305
01:24:05,657 --> 01:24:08,765
<i>This year, her parents are
going to visit her for Thanksgiving.</i>

1306
01:24:14,898 --> 01:24:17,210
<i>I'm not saying what happened
last Christmas</i>

1307
01:24:17,333 --> 01:24:20,316
<i>happened solely because of Nina.</i>

1308
01:24:20,435 --> 01:24:25,411
<i>I'm saying maybe what happened
needed to happen,</i>

1309
01:24:25,539 --> 01:24:27,349
<i>even for me.</i>

1310
01:24:29,276 --> 01:24:31,315
- Aah!
- Whoa!

1311
01:24:31,444 --> 01:24:35,224
<i>My dad came into the city the other day
to celebrate my new job.</i>

1312
01:24:36,681 --> 01:24:38,355
<i>He told me he offered the house
to my mom,</i>

1313
01:24:38,483 --> 01:24:41,694
<i>but she didn't want it.</i>

1314
01:24:41,819 --> 01:24:43,663
<i>He thought about selling</i>

1315
01:24:43,786 --> 01:24:46,701
<i>but decided to hold onto it
for when Toby and I come visit.</i>

1316
01:24:47,456 --> 01:24:50,200
<i>He's still figuring things out,</i>

1317
01:24:50,325 --> 01:24:53,901
<i>but, luckily, he has his best friend
to help with that.</i>

1318
01:26:16,959 --> 01:26:18,633
<i> I saw you</i>

1319
01:26:18,759 --> 01:26:20,570
<i> I found you</i>

1320
01:26:20,695 --> 01:26:24,270
<i> I watched you grow</i>

1321
01:26:24,397 --> 01:26:27,210
<i> Slowly but surely</i>

1322
01:26:27,333 --> 01:26:31,876
<i> We ebb and we flow</i>

1323
01:26:32,003 --> 01:26:35,613
<i> I felt a change</i>

1324
01:26:35,739 --> 01:26:39,121
<i> Deep in my bones</i>

1325
01:26:39,242 --> 01:26:44,320
<i> Something new</i>

1326
01:26:44,446 --> 01:26:46,826
<i> Has grown</i>

1327
01:26:52,319 --> 01:26:54,961
<i> I was inside</i>

1328
01:26:55,087 --> 01:26:56,533
<i> Waiting warm</i>

1329
01:26:56,655 --> 01:26:59,639
<i> Eyes open wide</i>

1330
01:26:59,758 --> 01:27:05,769
<i> I felt the ground beneath me wake</i>

1331
01:27:07,397 --> 01:27:10,903
<i> I felt a change</i>

1332
01:27:11,033 --> 01:27:14,483
<i> Deep in my bones</i>

1333
01:27:14,603 --> 01:27:19,181
<i> Something new</i>

1334
01:27:20,607 --> 01:27:22,986
<i> Has grown</i>

1335
01:27:37,019 --> 01:27:39,729
<i> Out in the world</i>

1336
01:27:39,855 --> 01:27:44,205
<i> Was a great silent storm</i>

1337
01:27:44,325 --> 01:27:45,634
<i> Clouds had cleared</i>

1338
01:27:45,760 --> 01:27:50,303
<i> The air was sweet and warm </i>