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Motherfuckers!
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Fuck.
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Fuck!
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We're almost home, buddy!
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Whoo!
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Whoo!
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Hey-
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My name's Alan and I bought a giraffe!
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He's all mine!
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He's super friendly!
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Oh, wow.
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Look at the giraffe.
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Oh, my God. Where do you think it's going?
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Whoo!
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Oh, my life is great! I have a wonderful life!
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I have a wonderful life!
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Yes, sir. Absolutely, I will.
Thank you so much. No, of course.
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No, no. And again, I'm so sorry.
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That was the mayor, Alan.
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It was an accident.
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You said you'd always love me
no matter what I did.
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I know and I do. You're my best friend.
But, Alan, why would you buy a giraffe?
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I've always wanted one.
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I could feed him from my tree house.
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Besides, they remind me a lot of myself.
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In what way?
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They're majestic, pensive and tall.
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- Pensive?
- Yeah.
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- Where'd you learn that word?
-"Words With Friends."
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- What friends, Alan?
- You can set it on random.
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Alan, aside from the fact
that you shut down a freeway...
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...you murdered a wild animal.
It's national news.
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You don't want to know the checks
I had to write to fix this.
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Oh, please. We're rich.
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We are not anything, Alan.
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I am well-off. You are my 40-year-old son--
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Forty-two. I'm 42!
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--42-year-old son who still lives at home.
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You are to go back on your medication
or I'm cutting you off.
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You're bluffing. When's dinner?
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Your mother and I can't take this anymore!
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- Well, you might have to.
- I can't do it!
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I cannot do this!
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I don't care what you say anymore
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Alan! Alan!
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Ave
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Maria
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My God, he's got the voice of an angel.
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It's breathtaking.
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Ave
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Maria
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I can't believe my daddy is dead.
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I can think of so many people
I would rather have died first.
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Like my mother.
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As many of you know...
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...my father and I were extremely close.
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He was my life partner.
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He would often tell me,
almost on a daily basis...
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...that I was his favorite child.
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I'll always remember the last words
he said to me:
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"I'm proud of you, Alan.
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Never change."
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Well...
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...I heard you loud and clear, Daddy.
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I will never change.
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Never, ever.
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Oh, Mom.
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Go ahead, chief.
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Sid Garner was a beloved husband...
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...father and neighbor.
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Wow, rough day.
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- Yeah, how's Tracy doing?
- Not great.
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Her mother's totally on the edge,
and if all this weren't enough...
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...apparently Alan's been off his meds
for almost six months.
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Oh, boy.
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Yeah, it has not been pretty.
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- Then there's the whole fucking giraffe thing.
- I thought that was pretty funny.
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- What?
- Come on. He killed a giraffe.
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Who gives a fuck?
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You know, I wasn't gonna say anything,
but Alan's been stopping by my office lately.
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You're kidding me. What for?
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I don't know. He just sits in the waiting room
and reads Highlights magazine.
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Fills in the puzzles, whatever he can,
and then leaves.
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Check it out.
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- Wow.
- Jesus, what are you gonna do with him?
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Actually,
I wanted to talk to you guys about that.
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Linda really wants to stage
an intervention for him.
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An intervention? Really?
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I think that sounds like a great idea.
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Yeah, the thing is...
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...she's pretty convinced he won't agree to it
unless all of us are there.
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I mean, you know how he is.
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I don't know. It seems a little extreme to me.
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Oh, God. Look at him now.
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Okay, I'm in. When are we doing it?
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So we talked to Tracy today...
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...and she said that the treatment facility
that they found is really nice.
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It's beautiful. I checked it out online.
Great reputation.
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Who gives a fuck? It's in Arizona. We gotta go
on like a two-day drive for this shit?
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Here we go.
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They should just save their money
and send him to fat camp.
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- Phil.
- What?
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He should lose weight. He'll find a woman.
The dude's lonely.
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If he's so lonely,
why don't the you spend more time with him?
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- No, trust me, you don't want that.
- No. You definitely don't want that.
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Come on. He's not that bad.
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I mean, what's the worst that's happened?
The tattoo?
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Yeah, the tattoo's the worst.
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Right?
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Definitely. Tattoo was the worst. Nightmare.
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Speaking of which, you ever get tested?
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Excuse me?
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You know, because of the ink.
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That went inside you.
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I'm fine.
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- Take care.
- All right, good luck tomorrow.
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Oh, thanks.
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- I'll pick you up at 11.
Perfect.
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Thank you so much.
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Thanks.
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- Again, thank you so much for coming.
- Oh, of course.
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This is Nico. Nico is a good friend of Alan's.
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- What's up, bros?
- Oh, yeah, hey.
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And that's Blanca. Blanca's been with us
since Alan was a baby.
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- Hello.
- Hello.
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And this is Timothy.
Timothy lives across the street.
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He and Alan swim together.
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- Hey, what's up, little man?
- Hey.
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- Why don't you guys take a seat?
- Yeah.
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Tracy's on her way back with Alan right now.
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Obviously, he has no idea this is coming,
so things might get a little intense.
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But, no matter what happens, remember:
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This is all about Alan getting better.
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Mother, Oreo smoothie, now!
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Oh.
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- Hey, everyone.
- Hey.
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Hey, Timothy. Little cold for a swim, isn't it?
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Oh, wow. Look. You went to the pier today.
How was that?
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- We had a great time.
- Yeah.
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I played skee ball for, like, 45 minutes.
It was a pretty sick workout.
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What's going on?
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Uh, ahem, why don't you have a seat, bud?
We just want to talk to you for a sec.
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Okay.
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- Hey, Phil.
- Hey. Yeah.
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- Yeah.
- What's going on?
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Oh, you got me.
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So, Alan...
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...we're all here to tell you
about an awesome place...
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...called New Horizons.
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That does sound awesome.
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Alan, this is an intervention.
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A what?
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Mom.
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Alan.
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"I love you so much. We all do.
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But we can't keep lying to each other.
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Ever since you were a baby, all I want--"
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Oh, my God, is anybody else falling asleep?
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Alan, listen.
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- No offense, Morn, but you're boring.
- Mr. Alan.
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Oh, now you?
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"I pick up after you for 30 years.
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I cleaned your room.
I see things no one should ever see.
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But I pray for you.
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- Mr. Alan, everyone--"
- Hey.
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- Someone should clean that up.
- Alan.
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Alan. You are not well.
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You're off your meds and you're
clearly upsetting your whole family.
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- That's baloney.
- Alan, if you say yes to this...
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...we drive you there today, and I promise
you will come back a changed man.
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Who's we? What do you mean, "we"?
Who's we?
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We. All of us. Stu, Phil, me, you.
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You going, Phil?
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I love you, Alan.
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Hey, Alan, you hungry?
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You wanna get some Arby's?
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No, thanks.
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You know, I meant to tell you earlier,
that's a really cool vest you got on.
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Thanks, Phil. It was my dad's.
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He died in it.
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Whoa.
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That's intense.
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Hey, Alan, just want to say what you're doing
is really brave. We're proud of you.
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Yeah, you're gonna do great.
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Stop the car.
I don't want to do this anymore.
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- What?
- I changed my mind.
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Alan, you can't change your mind.
Everybody's counting on you.
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I'm fine just the way I am.
I want to go home.
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Turn the car around.
Now, please! I don't--
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What the fuck was that?
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- Oh, my God! He's doing it on purpose!
- Get out of his way!
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I am, I am.
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- Hey! Hey, get the fuck off!
- You have to exchange information.
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- Why?
- Jesus. Phil!
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- Phil! Phil!
- Oh, shit!
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- Get away from him!
- I'm trying!
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- Look out!
- Oh, shit!
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AW, shit! Oh, shit.
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Shit!
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Go, go, go!
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Lock your doors! Doug, lock your doors!
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Shit! What's going on?
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Get the fuck-- Hang on!
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- Help!
- Let go, fucking asshole!
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- Stu! We're okay.
- We're in an elevator!
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Where are you?
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What the fuck is going on?
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Please, this is a huge mistake.
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You got the wrong guys!
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I got the right fucking guys! Get him up.
Pick him up. Put him here.
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- You're Black Doug! That's Black Doug!
- Shut the fuck up with that. Shut the fuck up.
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Oh, my God. It is.
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Alan, tell me right now,
why is Black Doug kidnapping us?
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- I said don't call me that shit no more.
- Sorry.
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- It ain't Alan's fault.
- Thank you, Black Doug.
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- Motherfucker!
- Doug!
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- Doug!
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- Just Doug, okay?
- Yeah.
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Why are you doing this?
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Because“.
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...I told him to.
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I'm Marshall.
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And whether you know it or not...
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...we all have something in common.
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And it all started four years ago
when this moron...
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...sold the wrong drugs to this dumb fuck.
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You have no idea the chain of events
that were set in motion that night...
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...in the parking lot of a fucking liquor store.
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What up, nigga?
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Excuse me?
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Chill out, I'm not a cop.
Just in town for the night.
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Me and my boys looking to get our freak on.
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You sold Alan roofies.
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Oh, shit. I must've mixed up the bags.
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My fault, Alan.
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Damn. Marshall gonna be pissed off at me
on that one.
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Damn. Marshall gonna be
pissed off at me on that one.
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Marshall?
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You're Marshall.
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You brought us out here because of that?
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You're not here because of that.
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You're here because some Chinaman
I never heard of strolls into my town...
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...and takes one of my guys off the street.
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- Mr. Chow?
- Yes.
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Yes, Mr. Leslie fucking Chow.
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You introduced a virus into my life.
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Oh, God, what did he do?
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He fucked me in the ass.
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Oh, he does that from time to time.
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Not literally.
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Jesus!
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A few weeks after your bullshit, I get word...
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...this sheik is coming in from Abu Dhabi.
254
00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:24,568
He was looking to make some
less-than-legal investments.
255
00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:26,925
He brought his two wives...
256
00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:30,363
...and $42 million in gold bars.
257
00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:33,606
It was a lay-up.
258
00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:35,205
Get down! Get down!
259
00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:40,560
We took it all.
260
00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:45,525
Two vans, each with 21 million in gold.
261
00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:47,883
MY guys split up.
262
00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:51,768
One of them made it back...
263
00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:57,009
...one of them didn't.
264
00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:07,091
ls there a problem, officer?
265
00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:08,884
Not anymore, motherfucker.
266
00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:15,566
Leslie Chow stole $21 million from me...
267
00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:17,131
...on a Tuesday.
268
00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:19,084
Oh, God.
269
00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:21,169
I looked everywhere for him.
270
00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:23,243
But he's gone, no one can find him.
271
00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:27,849
Until the little cockroach got himself pinched
in Bangkok.
272
00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:32,889
So I pay him a visit.
273
00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:36,167
I offer him a truce.
274
00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:39,001
I won't touch a hair on his head.
275
00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:42,642
I just want him to tell me where my gold is.
276
00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:44,524
He refuses to talk.
277
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:56,529
Not only does he refuse to talk to me...
278
00:21:56,680 --> 00:22:00,605
...he has no communication with anyone
from the outside...
279
00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:02,091
...except you!
280
00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:03,571
Hey-
281
00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:05,131
It's unfair!
282
00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:06,964
Alan, you been talking to Chow?
283
00:22:07,120 --> 00:22:09,691
- They've been writing letters.
- Hey, those are private!
284
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:15,211
"Dear Leslie, OMG, the McRib is back!
Why was it ever gone?"
285
00:22:15,360 --> 00:22:16,566
Exactly!
286
00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:19,644
"Dear Alan,
I threw urine on prison guard today.
287
00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:21,928
Blamed it on cellmate. Wish you were here."
288
00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:23,684
Yeah, I wish I could've seen that.
289
00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:27,970
Letter after letter of total nonsense...
290
00:22:28,120 --> 00:22:30,168
...except for one common thread:
291
00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:31,765
You guys!
292
00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:33,846
The wolf pack.
293
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,445
Jesus Christ, Alan.
294
00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:39,210
Five weeks ago, Chow escaped
from maximum security detention.
295
00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:41,131
Oh, fuck.
296
00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:44,284
He stowed aboard a shipping freighter
bound for the West Coast.
297
00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:50,687
- Where is he?
- I don't know.
298
00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:54,003
Alan, if you know where he is,
you tell this man right now.
299
00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:58,202
Phil, I don't know, I swear.
I haven't talked to him in months.
300
00:23:04,360 --> 00:23:06,010
We gotta do it the hard way.
301
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,809
- Oh, no!
- What the fuck? Hey!
302
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:11,201
- Let's go.
- Hey! No! No! What the fuck?
303
00:23:11,360 --> 00:23:12,521
Whoa, what are you doing?
304
00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:15,810
Doug is my insurance. He stays with me.
305
00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:18,566
You don't give me Chow,
I blow his brains out.
306
00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:20,051
You go to the cops...
307
00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:21,681
...I blow his brains out.
308
00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:24,491
That's insane! We don't even know
where the fuck he is!
309
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:26,483
No one does.
310
00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:30,087
But I figure the wolf pack
has the best chance of finding him.
311
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:31,321
You have three days.
312
00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:33,491
Get to work.
313
00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:38,048
Can you take Stu instead?
314
00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:39,566
Fuck you, Alan.
315
00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:43,127
Shit.
316
00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:49,891
Shit!
317
00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:52,968
- Alan.
- Yeah, Phil?
318
00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:56,050
- I need you to roll over here
and chew off these hand-ties.
319
00:23:56,240 --> 00:23:57,446
Okay.
320
00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:00,925
- Oh.
- Damn it!
321
00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:03,288
Ow. Oh, fuck!
322
00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:05,722
- Got a little too much steam.
- Get off me.
323
00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:08,002
All right, let me just shimmy down.
324
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:10,441
- Would you just hold still? Hold still!
- Ow.
325
00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:11,931
Help!
326
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:14,325
Help!
327
00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:23,482
Holy shit.
328
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:26,166
What are we gonna do, Stu?
329
00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:29,005
- We're gonna go to the police.
- Oh, no, we're fucking not.
330
00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:31,204
Did you hear that guy?
331
00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:32,845
He will kill Doug, period.
332
00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:35,011
Chow is a cancer.
333
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:37,521
He's been a cancer
since the first day we met him.
334
00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:40,445
We're gonna hand him over to Marshall
and then it's done.
335
00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:41,806
- Hey, Phil.
- Alan, not now.
336
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,128
But I need you, Stu. I can't do this alone.
337
00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:47,124
Do what alone?
We have no idea where he even is.
338
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:48,406
- Phil.
- What, Alan?
339
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:51,131
I was gonna say I got this strange e-mail
the other day.
340
00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:54,762
I wasn't sure what it meant,
but now I think it might be from Chow.
341
00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:58,170
"Fatty, it feels good to be out.
342
00:24:58,320 --> 00:25:01,369
I'm close by. Tell no one. I'll be in touch.
343
00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:02,766
Chow."
344
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:08,129
This says "Chow."
How did you not know this was from Chow?
345
00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:10,681
At the time, I thought it was "Chow"
like "goodbye."
346
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:12,524
You know, like, "Chow, arrivederci."
347
00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:15,251
- You know, Sbarro, Papa John's.
- I'm writing him back.
348
00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:17,164
Whoa, wait, wait. Just hold on.
349
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:19,800
Gonna tell him you're happy he's out
and you'd love to see him.
350
00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:22,167
Ooh, I would love to see him.
351
00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:24,643
Do you even know what's going on?
352
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:28,646
Yes, I do. Phil's doing all the work,
I'm his assistant...
353
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:32,566
-...you're standing there looking like an idiot.
- I'm gonna arrange a meeting...
354
00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:35,644
-...and we're gonna take him out.
-"Take him out"?
355
00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:37,968
Who says that?
How do we take someone out?
356
00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:41,324
We'll use drugs.
357
00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:43,209
Prescription drugs.
358
00:25:43,360 --> 00:25:45,840
You know, the kind a dentist has access to.
359
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:49,322
Good luck finding a dentist
who will write fake prescriptions.
360
00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:51,761
Oh, I know one. His name is Stuart Price.
361
00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:53,729
Now let's go find a fucking pharmacy.
362
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:58,083
Whoo! You just got schooled, son.
363
00:25:58,600 --> 00:25:59,840
Are you coming or not?
364
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:01,445
I don't like this plan.
365
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:04,206
Okay, then. Ciao.
366
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:13,807
I got a pretty dope sense of humor, bro!
367
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:20,885
This amount with syringes is just weird.
Go check it out.
368
00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:23,601
Everything okay?
369
00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:25,922
Well, it's just a strange request.
370
00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:28,287
This drug in this amount
and a pack of syringes.
371
00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:30,562
- It's just a little weird.
- Yeah.
372
00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:33,610
It's just kind of an emergency, so...
373
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:37,481
See, that right there, and you're acting
all fidgety, plus you look like shit...
374
00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:39,881
...in our business, these are all red flags.
375
00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:42,281
I need to call the doctor,
make sure everything's okay.
376
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:46,525
Aha. You're in luck, because I actually am
the prescribing doctor.
377
00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:49,001
Oh, boy. Another red flag.
378
00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:54,925
It says here you're a dentist.
379
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:58,209
Yeah. Doctor of Dental Science.
380
00:26:59,120 --> 00:27:00,963
This is fucked up.
381
00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:02,971
Hey, Dad?
382
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:05,084
I think we got a live one.
383
00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:10,561
How'd we do?
384
00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:13,610
We did good.
I got Demerol, a pack of syringes...
385
00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:16,764
...and almost lost my dental license.
386
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:18,843
- What about Chow? Anything?
- No.
387
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,731
Oh, look at this.
He e-mailed me like 2O minutes ago.
388
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:24,123
Alan, we've been sit--
389
00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:25,691
Give me the phone, please.
390
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:27,882
- What does it say?
- Oh, wow.
391
00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:31,243
He wants to meet Alan tonight at 8.
It says come alone.
392
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:33,129
- Come alone where?
- A bus stop.
393
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:35,526
In Tijuana.
394
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:37,170
Tijuana's the bomb.
395
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:38,651
Oh, fuck.
396
00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:42,208
No, that's perfect.
No, it's like a three-hour drive from here.
397
00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:44,728
Yeah, Stu, try reading a map.
398
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:48,284
Yeah, Alan, try reading anything ever.
399
00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:51,125
Yeah, Stu, try not having
such big horse teeth.
400
00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:56,521
All right, we need a plan.
401
00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:59,126
They're meeting on a bus bench
in a public place...
402
00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:02,369
...so Alan needs to convince Chow
to go someplace more private.
403
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:06,161
Someplace where we can sneak up on him
and drug him.
404
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:07,727
Like where?
405
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:09,445
I don't know, like an alley.
406
00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:10,931
What about a movie theater?
407
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:13,369
Fuck, that's actually a great idea.
408
00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:15,802
The lights go down...
409
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:19,083
...we take the seats behind him,
we jab him and it's fucking done.
410
00:28:19,360 --> 00:28:22,091
I'll jab him if you want.
I've drugged people before.
411
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:23,925
Yeah, us.
412
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:27,607
No offense, but we're not letting you handle
any drugs. You'll kill someone.
413
00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:29,330
Oh, please, I'm an expert.
414
00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:31,289
Remember the marshmallows in Thailand?
415
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:32,607
Yeah?
416
00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:36,162
I made it so you could eat at least three
before hitting a fatal dose.
417
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:38,970
Wait.
418
00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:42,841
So you're saying I would've died
if I had had four?
419
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:45,402
Nobody eats four marshmallows, Stu.
420
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:48,211
That insane theory is the only reason
I'm still alive?
421
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:50,886
Yes! And you're welcome, by the way.
422
00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:53,481
Don't say "you're welcome"
for almost killing me.
423
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:54,687
- Fine.
- Thank you.
424
00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:56,729
- You're welcome.
- Goddamn it!
425
00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:34,211
Oh, God.
426
00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:37,409
You know, you were right.
427
00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:42,409
- About what?
- That place in Arizona. It's not gonna help him.
428
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:46,571
There is no facility that can fix this guy.
429
00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:50,250
We're gonna spend the rest of our lives
dealing with him...
430
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:53,722
...because we're all he has now.
431
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:56,482
You realize that? We're it.
432
00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:00,130
Oh, shit, check it out.
433
00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:01,681
Is that Chow?
434
00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:03,604
Hey, fat stuff.
435
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:04,966
- Leslie.
- Uh-uh-uh.
436
00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:07,487
- Act cool. Eyes forward.
- Yeah, okay.
437
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:10,167
- Anyone follow you?
- No, I don't think so.
438
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:11,651
Good, good.
439
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:15,327
Gotta keep low profile right now.
Chow wanted man.
440
00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:17,523
Can't trust anyone.
441
00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:20,650
Quick, give me some sugar.
Come on, come on, come on.
442
00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:23,886
What the fuck?
443
00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:26,042
Did he just kiss him?
444
00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:29,283
Listen, I'm in a bit of a pickle, Alan.
445
00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:32,205
- I need a friend.
- Well, I'm your friend, Leslie.
446
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:35,291
Exactly. That's why I called you down here.
447
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:38,364
You're the only person I can trust
in this shit-hole of a life.
448
00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:40,881
That's not true.
Stu and Phil are your friends.
449
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:43,130
Oh, really?
450
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:44,771
That's interesting.
451
00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:46,731
Where are they?
452
00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:49,649
- Around.
- Around where?
453
00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:50,961
I don't know.
454
00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:00,288
- Motherfucker! I told you to come alone!
- Leslie.
455
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:01,487
Shit.
456
00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:03,051
- What happened?
- Is he leaving?
457
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:05,168
We'll talk more! I'll give you another kiss!
458
00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:06,446
He's coming this way.
459
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:08,364
Get down. Get down.
460
00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:10,921
- Fuck.
- Leslie!
461
00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:13,003
Oh, fuck.
462
00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:15,762
- Get out of the car, you mutts!
- Leslie, no!
463
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:18,400
- Get off me, fat clown!
- Chow! Chow, calm down!
464
00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:20,648
- Who sent you?
- No one! No.
465
00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:24,043
- We just wanted to see you!
- Liar! No one wants to see Chow!
466
00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:27,329
No, we-- We miss you.
467
00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:30,245
- What?
- We miss you, Chow!
468
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:32,687
- That's it.
- Yeah.
469
00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:34,365
We miss you.
470
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:36,646
You miss me?
471
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:38,890
So much.
472
00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:45,720
You miss Chow.
473
00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:48,407
Yeah, buddy.
474
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:51,360
We love you, Chow.
475
00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:04,891
I hurt myself today
476
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:10,123
To see if I still feel
477
00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:14,367
I focus on the pain
478
00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:21,160
The only thing that's real
479
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:24,929
What have I become
480
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:27,287
What the fuck am I watching?
481
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:30,570
My sweetest friend
482
00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:35,761
Everyone I know
483
00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:37,285
Goes away in the end
484
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:40,091
- Is that gonna be enough?
- Oh, yeah.
485
00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:45,927
This will take about a minute to kick in.
We'll tell the waitress he's drunk.
486
00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:48,401
By the time we get to the car,
he'll be out cold.
487
00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:51,450
My empire of dirt
488
00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:56,525
I will let you down
489
00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:02,282
I will make you hurt
490
00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:09,963
Alan, sit down.
491
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:12,645
That was really nice, Chow.
492
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:13,966
Thanks, Phil.
493
00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:16,691
The key is to sing from your heart.
494
00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:19,161
So Mexico, huh?
What are you doing down here?
495
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:23,291
You know, fucking, doing blow.
Same old, same old.
496
00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:24,885
Ooh, I got into cockfighting.
497
00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:27,691
- Oh, cockfighting. That sounds wonderful.
- Yes.
498
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:30,008
Basically, been killing it down here.
499
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:33,927
That is just terrific. Right?
500
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:36,970
I mean, that's terrific.
I think that calls for a toast.
501
00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:38,400
I like that.
502
00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:40,369
- To killing it.
- Killing it.
503
00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:42,648
Yeah, to killing it.
504
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:44,726
Mm.
505
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:53,691
You okay, Chow?
506
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:56,003
I don't know. You tell me.
507
00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:02,286
So how many rooster birds do you have,
Chow?
508
00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:07,369
- Aah!
- Huh?
509
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:11,171
- Shh. Act cool or I open his vein.
- Oh, my God.
510
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:13,164
Why you wanna drug poor Chow?
511
00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:16,523
No, no. It's not what you think.
There's this guy Marshall.
512
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:18,808
Marshall? How you know that fat fuck?
513
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:22,851
He says you took his gold. He's got Doug.
He'll kill him unless we bring you back.
514
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:26,288
It's true! I swear to God, it's true!
515
00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:29,121
Chow. Chow, that's the truth.
516
00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:34,885
Goddamn it!
517
00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:37,170
That motherfucker.
518
00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:39,129
Stu, you okay?
519
00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:40,770
- You all right?
- No.
520
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:42,765
We're sorry, Chow.
521
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:44,729
We're sorry.
522
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:47,850
- We didn't know what else to do.
- Next time, don't lie to Chow.
523
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:51,447
You're right. You are so right,
and we made a huge mistake.
524
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:56,610
So, what do we do now?
525
00:34:56,880 --> 00:34:58,086
That depends.
526
00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:01,050
Can I trust you?
527
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:08,402
What is this place, Chow?
528
00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:10,085
My house.
529
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:13,161
Chow used to be on top of the world.
530
00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:16,927
Had three beautiful homes
in three different countries.
531
00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:20,291
But this one, my Mexican villa...
532
00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:22,769
...this was my favorite.
533
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:25,324
And everything got fucked.
534
00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:29,249
Chow go to prison, all my property seized.
535
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:31,084
My homes...
536
00:35:31,240 --> 00:35:33,481
...sold at auction to highest bidders.
537
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:37,284
But I know something no one else knows.
538
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:40,086
This house is where I stashed the gold.
539
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:42,928
- Marshall's gold?
- Yep.
540
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:45,203
Hid it inside the basement wall.
541
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:48,928
No one knows it's there.
542
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:51,090
We're gonna go get it.
543
00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:54,291
Wait. You mean break in?
544
00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:58,166
Look, Marshall wants his gold.
545
00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:01,051
And he's gonna hunt me down
until he gets it.
546
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:03,089
If we show up without it, he'll kill me.
547
00:36:03,240 --> 00:36:05,208
We're not breaking in anywhere.
548
00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:08,489
Not anywhere, Stu. My house.
549
00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:10,523
It's piece of cake.
550
00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:12,523
I know every square inch of this place.
551
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:18,727
The best part, the guy we're stealing it from
doesn't even know it's there.
552
00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:21,128
So he'll never know it's gone.
553
00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:27,529
You guys know what's going on, right?
554
00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:29,361
What do you mean?
555
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:33,127
Well, and please correct me if I'm wrong,
we're not breaking into this house.
556
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:35,650
This house is too small.
557
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:38,724
We're breaking into another house.
This is just a model, right?
558
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:40,524
What? Alan, no!
559
00:36:41,320 --> 00:36:42,731
My chickens!
560
00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:45,560
Oh, shit!
561
00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:46,807
Chow, what the fuck?
562
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:50,601
Watch out for the claws! They're trained to kill!
563
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:52,967
His beak is so sharp!
564
00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:54,167
Ow! Ow!
565
00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:58,126
- Oh, fuck!
- Stay still, I'm trying to help.
566
00:36:58,280 --> 00:36:59,964
- Don't!
- Get it off!
567
00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:05,410
- Fucking bull's-eye!
- Are you out of your mind?
568
00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:07,847
Shoot it! Shoot it! Shoot it!
569
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:11,965
Stu, the window!
570
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:16,046
- Get it out!
- Okay, okay!
571
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:17,565
Get it out!
572
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:23,050
Shh, shh, shh.
573
00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:26,761
Don't struggle. Let go.
574
00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:32,806
You won a lot of fights, Wallace.
575
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:35,006
Not this time.
576
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:48,485
- What the fuck is wrong with those chickens?
- They're angry.
577
00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:50,529
All I feed them is cocaine.
578
00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:53,050
And chicken.
579
00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:00,285
That's some house, Chow.
580
00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:04,240
It was my Shangri-La. Now it's gone.
581
00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:09,523
Could you not spit inside my minivan,
please? Jesus.
582
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:11,241
Who lives there now?
583
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:14,051
Some dot-com millionaire. He's never here.
584
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:15,770
This is a vacation home.
585
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:17,729
The help doesn't show up on Sundays.
586
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:20,407
No one there but the guard dogs. Stu?
587
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:24,360
We'll toss these burgers over the gate,
wait for the Demerol to kick in.
588
00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:26,921
Make sure you put in enough to kill them.
589
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:29,162
We're not gonna kill the dogs, Chow.
590
00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:30,970
This will knock them out for hours.
591
00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:33,447
Oh, I'm sorry.
I didn't know you worked for PETA.
592
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:35,682
- What a pussy.
- Ha-ha-ha.
593
00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:08,810
Alan, take that.
594
00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:11,161
Aah!
595
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:15,804
- Where are you going?
- You'll see.
596
00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:17,525
Pardon me, little loser.
597
00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:21,163
Excuse me, fucking asshole.
598
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:23,766
Follow me.
599
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:29,089
Okay, here's the deal:
two security panels inside.
600
00:39:29,240 --> 00:39:31,925
If you cut only one wire, it triggers alarm.
601
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:34,128
Place will be crawling with cops.
602
00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:37,727
But if you cut wire on both panels
at same time, alarm disabled.
603
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:40,963
Yeah, but how are we gonna get inside
without tripping the alarm?
604
00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:42,849
Check this out.
605
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:47,442
- Any more stupid questions?
- Whoa.
606
00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:49,170
Now, who's coming with me?
607
00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:50,686
I'll do it.
608
00:39:51,240 --> 00:39:52,287
You wanna tell him?
609
00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:54,607
Oh, um...
610
00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:58,843
Alan, you're just too fat.
611
00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:00,851
Roger that.
612
00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:18,205
OW. Ahh.
613
00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:20,249
You kicked me, you motherfucker.
614
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:26,411
No, no, no. Don't get up.
Will trip motion detectors.
615
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:27,721
Stay low like dog.
616
00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:29,848
Okay. Good idea.
617
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:32,880
- Which way?
- In there. The kitchen.
618
00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:36,890
Aah! What the fuck is that?
619
00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:40,362
Ha, ha.
I'm saying hello. We're dogs, remember?
620
00:40:48,240 --> 00:40:49,401
Hey, Stu?
621
00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:50,971
Check it out.
622
00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:55,040
Oh, my God! So gross!
623
00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:01,006
God! Chow, cut it out!
624
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:16,368
Okay, I'm here.
625
00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:17,965
Now what?
626
00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:20,447
Pull the cover off so you can see the wires.
627
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:21,601
Okay.
628
00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:27,286
Okay. Done!
629
00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:30,284
Okay, on three, cut the gray wire.
630
00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:32,442
One, two...
631
00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:33,761
Wait. Wait, wait, wait!
632
00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:36,491
I don't have a gray wire.
I have red, green and yellow.
633
00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:40,526
That's weird. I have light gray,
medium gray, dark gray.
634
00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:42,361
You do?
635
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:44,040
Motherfucker.
636
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:46,687
My bad. I'm colorblind.
637
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:47,887
You're what?
638
00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:50,168
Fuck it, just cut the middle one.
639
00:41:50,720 --> 00:41:53,644
No, my middle one could be different.
The wires are all twisted.
640
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:56,724
- On three. One, two--
- Chow, stop!
641
00:41:57,480 --> 00:41:58,606
God.
642
00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:01,208
Hold on, I'm coming to you.
643
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:04,164
What the fuck's taking them so long?
644
00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:06,971
Where'd you get that shirt, the Diesel store?
645
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:10,240
Phil.
646
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:11,890
What?
647
00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:15,046
It's a cute top. Where did you get that shirt?
648
00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:20,440
What's the problem?
649
00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:25,331
Just point to the wire you want me to cut.
650
00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:27,727
- This gray one right here.
- Great.
651
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:29,848
For your information, that's green.
652
00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:31,685
Ooh, tsk, tsk, tsk.
653
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:32,887
Which one's red?
654
00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:35,168
The one in your left hand.
655
00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:40,161
- Wait, which hand is that? I'm also dyslexic.
- What the fuck?
656
00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:44,409
- Where'd you get it?
- I don't know. I'll find out, I'll get you one.
657
00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:48,849
There's a cool Diesel store in the mall
that I like to go to. Right next to the food court.
658
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:51,008
I don't know if it's Diesel.
659
00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:53,329
Looks like a Diesel.
660
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:57,080
What's the matter with you?
661
00:42:57,240 --> 00:42:59,925
Okay, you're still holding
the one I left you with, right?
662
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:01,366
Pretty much. Heh, heh.
663
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:03,124
Oh, fuck.
664
00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:05,203
All right. On three!
665
00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:07,521
One...
666
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:09,361
...two...
667
00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:11,441
...three.
668
00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:19,528
Holy shit, it worked.
669
00:43:23,720 --> 00:43:24,801
All good?
670
00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:27,404
- Easy peasy.
- All right.
671
00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:28,721
You have no idea.
672
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:30,041
Come on.
673
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:33,004
Whoops.
674
00:43:33,720 --> 00:43:35,688
- Jesus, be careful, Chow.
- Ha, ha.
675
00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:37,564
Fuck this guy.
676
00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:40,809
Living in my house. Living my life.
677
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:42,644
Can we just stick to the plan?
678
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:43,847
Fine.
679
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:47,088
Ha, ha. Ruined.
680
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:50,489
He is completely out of control.
681
00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:52,563
Let's just get this done.
682
00:43:57,080 --> 00:43:59,651
This way. Come on, come on.
683
00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:09,129
It's buried behind this wall.
684
00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:12,166
- Alan.
- Here you go, boss.
685
00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:18,606
Aah!
686
00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:20,327
Fuck!
687
00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:22,608
- You okay?
- Yeah, I'm okay.
688
00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:24,450
Just warming up.
689
00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:27,450
It's so heavy. Do we have a lighter one?
690
00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:31,611
- Why don't you just let me do it, Chow?
- Okay. Either way, you or me. Same thing.
691
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:45,721
You might wanna take your shirt off.
Makes it easier.
692
00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:48,884
- What?
- I've heard that too.
693
00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:29,285
See that? Chow come back for you.
694
00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:48,361
That's the last of it.
695
00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:50,530
You sure?
696
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:54,007
- Yeah.
- You triple sure?
697
00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:58,726
- Yes!
- Good! Heh-heh-heh.
698
00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:01,440
Chow?
699
00:46:07,720 --> 00:46:08,960
Chow?
700
00:46:09,720 --> 00:46:10,767
Chow!
701
00:46:12,240 --> 00:46:13,605
Chow!
702
00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:18,090
Chow!
703
00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:30,210
Chow, open this fucking door right now!
704
00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:46,850
Chow!
705
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:08,604
Stuart Price.
706
00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:11,520
No felonies. One arrest:
707
00:47:11,720 --> 00:47:12,767
Las Vegas, Nevada.
708
00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:16,201
Phil Wenneck.
709
00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:18,283
No felonies. One arrest:
710
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:20,927
Also Las Vegas, Nevada.
711
00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:26,369
Alan Garner.
712
00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:33,005
Is this record accurate?
713
00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:39,970
Uh-huh.
714
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:42,729
I did that. Mm-hm.
715
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:44,365
Yeah.
716
00:47:45,320 --> 00:47:48,688
Masturbating on a city bus.
Yep, that was me.
717
00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:50,769
Look, we've been here for 5 hours.
718
00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:52,843
We already told your guys everything.
719
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:54,047
No.
720
00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:56,806
You told them a story
about a little Chinese man.
721
00:47:56,960 --> 00:47:59,566
Leslie Chow. He's an international criminal.
Look it up.
722
00:47:59,720 --> 00:48:02,610
A little Chinese man that no one in town
has seen or heard of.
723
00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:05,206
The hotel where you say he's staying?
No one there.
724
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:07,448
Probably because he left town.
725
00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:09,525
That's one theory.
726
00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:11,444
Another theory is that you're lying.
727
00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:17,842
"Lewd behavior, Cracker Barrel,
Christmas Eve."
728
00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:27,286
Excuse me.
729
00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:35,209
We're fucking dead.
730
00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:38,890
Why would Mr. Chow do this?
731
00:48:39,720 --> 00:48:42,883
Because he's a greedy piece of shit
who used us.
732
00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:46,002
- Yeah, but he's our friend.
- Oh.
733
00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:47,685
Grow up, Alan.
734
00:48:51,320 --> 00:48:52,481
You're free to leave.
735
00:48:52,640 --> 00:48:54,881
All the charges have been dropped.
736
00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:56,721
By who?
737
00:48:56,880 --> 00:48:58,370
It's your lucky day.
738
00:48:58,520 --> 00:49:00,568
There's a car waiting for you out front.
739
00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:03,482
Come on, let's go.
740
00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:09,244
Oh, Jesus.
741
00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:13,081
What?
742
00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:17,885
I'm sorry.
743
00:49:19,240 --> 00:49:20,287
What is this?
744
00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:22,691
Get in the car.
745
00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:34,405
Excuse me, sir?
746
00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:35,847
Where we headed?
747
00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:05,730
Welcome back.
748
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,970
- What the fuck?
- Let's go, guys.
749
00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:25,884
Out to the back.
750
00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:39,322
- Doug?
- Guys. Careful.
751
00:50:39,480 --> 00:50:41,130
Get your ass back over here.
752
00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:43,203
Leslie Chow never lived here.
753
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:47,526
You didn't break into his old house.
754
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:49,684
You broke into my house.
755
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:52,047
I don't understand.
756
00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:56,047
You didn't get back the gold
he stole from me.
757
00:50:57,680 --> 00:50:59,921
You got the other half that he didn't.
758
00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:01,844
Oh, my God!
759
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:04,401
What, you mean the half he never had?
760
00:51:04,560 --> 00:51:07,530
He's a world-class rat,
and you three were his accomplices.
761
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:08,727
- No!
- We had no idea.
762
00:51:08,880 --> 00:51:11,531
We were trying to help you.
We thought you'd be happy!
763
00:51:11,680 --> 00:51:13,603
Thank you so much.
764
00:51:13,760 --> 00:51:16,331
Thank you for ripping me off.
765
00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:18,369
Thank you for desecrating my home!
766
00:51:18,520 --> 00:51:21,364
And thank you for killing my fucking dogs!
767
00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:23,921
We didn't kill your dogs.
They're just tranquilized.
768
00:51:24,240 --> 00:51:27,050
Oh, right.
769
00:51:27,640 --> 00:51:28,801
You don't know.
770
00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:31,930
- Chow snapped their necks on his way out.
- What?
771
00:51:32,080 --> 00:51:34,811
And somebody's gotta pay.
772
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:37,321
- He's right.
- No, no, no! Aah!
773
00:51:45,600 --> 00:51:47,762
My head of security.
774
00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:52,084
Couldn't stop three fuckups and a Chinaman
with a pair of wire cutters.
775
00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:53,687
Unreal.
776
00:51:58,160 --> 00:51:59,764
Aw. Man.
777
00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:02,528
That's okay. I know it's scary.
778
00:52:02,720 --> 00:52:06,202
Hector. Run upstairs and grab a pair
of sweatpants for Alan here.
779
00:52:06,840 --> 00:52:08,171
I'm a 44 slim.
780
00:52:08,760 --> 00:52:10,922
Can you bring me a few options?
781
00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:14,924
You found Chow once. Find him again.
782
00:52:15,080 --> 00:52:16,366
And my gold.
783
00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:18,521
Wait.
784
00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:21,889
We don't even have a car.
Chow stole my minivan.
785
00:52:22,040 --> 00:52:24,691
Take the limo. Hector has the keys.
786
00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:26,604
And get going.
787
00:52:27,280 --> 00:52:29,328
I'm killing Dougs today.
788
00:52:36,240 --> 00:52:38,561
- I never saw anyone get killed before.
- Right?
789
00:52:38,720 --> 00:52:40,802
My God, that was so intense.
790
00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:43,804
I mean, he just fell and then he's dead.
791
00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:45,121
I feel sick.
792
00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:46,611
Me too.
793
00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:49,451
Well, maybe we should get some food, guys.
794
00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:55,531
What are we gonna do?
We have no idea where Chow is.
795
00:52:55,680 --> 00:52:57,364
I don't know.
796
00:52:57,520 --> 00:52:59,887
He took your minivan.
We could report it stolen...
797
00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:01,883
...and then they could track him down?
798
00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:04,005
It's worth a shot.
799
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:07,650
Oh, fuck!
800
00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:09,370
I left my phone in the minivan.
801
00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:13,009
Well, if you lost your phone, Phil,
I have that Find My Phone app.
802
00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:15,162
We have bigger problems than that, Alan.
803
00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:17,800
No, wait, wait, wait.
If your phone's in the minivan...
804
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:20,651
...and Chow has the minivan,
then your phone's with Chow!
805
00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:23,571
You heard him.
We have bigger problems than that, Stu.
806
00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:25,728
Alan, give me your phone. Quick.
807
00:53:25,920 --> 00:53:27,809
- That's brilliant.
- Yes.
808
00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:30,003
- Wait, what's your password?
-"Hey Phil."
809
00:53:30,160 --> 00:53:31,400
- Yeah?
- No, that's it.
810
00:53:31,600 --> 00:53:32,840
- What?
- That's my password.
811
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:34,161
"Hey Phil."
812
00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:37,920
It is it.
813
00:53:39,360 --> 00:53:40,646
Phil gets it.
814
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:43,485
Nothing worse than losing your phone.
815
00:53:44,160 --> 00:53:47,369
You just saw a man get murdered.
Your brother-in-law is kidnapped.
816
00:53:47,520 --> 00:53:49,010
You sure there's nothing worse?
817
00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:50,964
You don't get it, Stu.
818
00:53:51,160 --> 00:53:54,846
You just don't get it, do you?
819
00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:57,771
I have over 60 apps on that phone.
820
00:53:57,960 --> 00:53:59,689
What if I lost my phone?
821
00:53:59,880 --> 00:54:03,407
Do you have any idea how much time
and man-hours it would take...
822
00:54:03,560 --> 00:54:05,289
...to re-download those apps?
823
00:54:06,520 --> 00:54:09,524
You are right.
I had not thought of that. Thank you.
824
00:54:09,720 --> 00:54:11,882
Oh, God, it's not always about you, Stu!
825
00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:13,929
It's locating.
826
00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:18,887
- Oh, God, of course.
- What?
827
00:54:19,400 --> 00:54:20,686
Where is he?
828
00:54:22,840 --> 00:54:24,410
He's in fucking Vegas.
829
00:54:24,560 --> 00:54:27,006
- Shotgun.
- Oh.
830
00:54:29,560 --> 00:54:31,528
Oh, no.
831
00:54:32,120 --> 00:54:33,724
Hey, Stu?
832
00:54:36,880 --> 00:54:39,724
I don't enjoy talking to you that way.
833
00:54:39,920 --> 00:54:43,322
I don't know why you insist
on making me blow my top.
834
00:54:43,680 --> 00:54:46,160
We've been on a lot of adventures together...
835
00:54:46,320 --> 00:54:48,721
...but it seems like you haven't
learned anything.
836
00:54:48,880 --> 00:54:50,245
Anything!
837
00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:52,681
You think on it.
838
00:54:53,760 --> 00:54:55,444
I'll be in the limo.
839
00:54:57,400 --> 00:54:59,050
He's okay.
840
00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:42,045
Someone needs to burn this place
to the ground.
841
00:55:43,960 --> 00:55:46,964
I told myself I would never come back.
842
00:55:48,120 --> 00:55:49,804
Well, don't worry.
843
00:55:49,960 --> 00:55:52,008
It all ends tonight.
844
00:55:59,640 --> 00:56:02,644
It says 200 yards up on the right.
845
00:56:04,160 --> 00:56:06,242
And there it is.
846
00:56:06,400 --> 00:56:07,811
Amazing.
847
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:20,843
Looks like he ditched it.
848
00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:25,529
-It's open.
- No shit.
849
00:56:25,680 --> 00:56:27,330
Well, look around.
850
00:56:27,480 --> 00:56:29,687
Let's see if he left anything in here.
851
00:56:32,320 --> 00:56:35,130
- I found the Demerol.
- Good. Keep it, we're gonna need it.
852
00:56:35,280 --> 00:56:38,682
I got my phone. No fucking keys, though.
853
00:56:38,840 --> 00:56:42,003
- Alan, anything?
- No, not even the gold.
854
00:56:43,840 --> 00:56:47,481
- Why the fuck would Chow come down here?
- I know, right?
855
00:56:48,120 --> 00:56:49,201
Why here?
856
00:56:51,160 --> 00:56:53,925
You can't match the pure strength
and power...
857
00:56:54,080 --> 00:56:55,650
...of John Cena!
858
00:56:56,200 --> 00:56:58,202
- Cena puts Punk down!
- Oh! Ha, ha.
859
00:56:58,360 --> 00:56:59,771
Nice!
860
00:57:02,680 --> 00:57:04,921
Excuse me.
Have you happened to see the driver...
861
00:57:05,080 --> 00:57:07,651
...of that minivan that's out front?
Short Asian guy?
862
00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:09,086
Yeah, they're all short.
863
00:57:09,240 --> 00:57:11,891
Ha, ha. That's so true.
864
00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:15,965
Right, but he may have been trying
to pawn some gold.
865
00:57:16,360 --> 00:57:18,203
That would be my business, wouldn't it?
866
00:57:19,720 --> 00:57:21,404
I like your T-shirt.
867
00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:26,967
I saw that show at the Forum.
868
00:57:27,680 --> 00:57:29,523
He played "Captain Jack."
869
00:57:30,440 --> 00:57:32,283
Yeah, I heard that was legendary.
870
00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:33,930
Woman...
871
00:57:34,080 --> 00:57:35,764
...you have no idea.
872
00:57:35,920 --> 00:57:37,410
Try me.
873
00:57:40,760 --> 00:57:44,401
Cassie, I'm hungry.
I thought you ordered Chinese.
874
00:57:44,960 --> 00:57:46,450
Mom, I'm with a customer!
875
00:57:46,600 --> 00:57:49,410
- You'll eat when I say it's time to eat!
- But the doctor--
876
00:57:49,560 --> 00:57:52,450
If you don't reverse that right now,
there's gonna be hell to pay.
877
00:57:58,240 --> 00:57:59,446
She's rude.
878
00:57:59,600 --> 00:58:00,931
Thank you.
879
00:58:01,120 --> 00:58:03,282
Yeah, you hear that, Ma? Nobody likes you!
880
00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:04,726
Yeah, keep your mouth shut!
881
00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:06,450
Whoa.
882
00:58:08,440 --> 00:58:09,885
You're smart.
883
00:58:18,240 --> 00:58:20,641
A Chinese guy came in here earlier.
884
00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:22,450
It was pretty weird.
885
00:58:22,640 --> 00:58:24,449
He pawned a gold brick.
886
00:58:24,640 --> 00:58:27,120
The thing's worth 400 grand,
he took 18,000.
887
00:58:27,280 --> 00:58:31,490
- Did he say where he was going?
- I'm sorry, was I talking to you?
888
00:58:37,480 --> 00:58:38,970
He said he wanted three things:
889
00:58:39,160 --> 00:58:42,164
He wanted some girls,
some guys and some bath salts.
890
00:58:42,320 --> 00:58:46,086
I gave him a card for an escort service
and he took off.
891
00:58:48,760 --> 00:58:52,765
Pretty high-end,
so good luck getting anything out of them.
892
00:58:53,160 --> 00:58:54,844
Thank you.
893
00:59:49,520 --> 00:59:51,045
We gotta go. We should go.
894
00:59:51,200 --> 00:59:52,884
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
895
01:00:22,240 --> 01:00:24,242
I'll get it, I'll get it. I'll get it.
896
01:00:40,760 --> 01:00:41,761
Anything?
897
01:00:41,920 --> 01:00:43,445
No, I'm still on hold.
898
01:00:46,160 --> 01:00:48,447
Oh, look how happy this fucking guy is.
899
01:00:48,600 --> 01:00:52,286
Have you ever witnessed a moment
with that much heat?
900
01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:54,522
I mean, white-hot heat, bro!
901
01:00:55,280 --> 01:00:56,486
No, it was pretty intense.
902
01:00:56,640 --> 01:00:57,766
Yeah!
903
01:00:58,640 --> 01:01:00,290
Yeah, it's actually an emergency.
904
01:01:00,440 --> 01:01:02,920
He has a thick Asian accent.
905
01:01:03,960 --> 01:01:05,450
I totally get it...
906
01:01:05,640 --> 01:01:08,450
...but this is a highly unusual circumstance
and--
907
01:01:09,760 --> 01:01:11,649
Okay. All right.
908
01:01:12,600 --> 01:01:13,647
It's an escort service.
909
01:01:13,800 --> 01:01:15,609
They're not gonna tell us shit.
910
01:01:20,880 --> 01:01:22,484
Maybe an escort would.
911
01:01:26,240 --> 01:01:29,449
- You still have her number?
- Yeah, but...
912
01:01:29,600 --> 01:01:31,284
...it'd be pretty awkward.
913
01:01:32,120 --> 01:01:33,884
It's all we got.
914
01:01:34,080 --> 01:01:37,402
She smiled at me again,
from inside the shop.
915
01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:42,243
Ha, ha. This is the best day of my life.
916
01:01:44,080 --> 01:01:45,366
Hey!
917
01:01:45,520 --> 01:01:47,363
Oh, my God, you guys-
918
01:01:47,520 --> 01:01:49,807
It's been so long.
919
01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:51,684
- Come in, come in.
- Thank you.
920
01:01:51,840 --> 01:01:54,605
- You look great.
- So do you! You're pregnant.
921
01:01:54,960 --> 01:01:56,041
I feel so fat.
922
01:01:56,200 --> 01:01:57,247
Oh, please.
923
01:01:57,440 --> 01:02:00,046
Do you guys mind taking your shoes off?
I'm a germ freak.
924
01:02:00,200 --> 01:02:01,565
- Yeah, sure.
- Of course.
925
01:02:06,120 --> 01:02:07,201
Alan.
926
01:02:07,360 --> 01:02:09,362
Alan, what are you doing?
927
01:02:10,320 --> 01:02:11,481
Sorry.
928
01:02:12,320 --> 01:02:14,561
- Wow, you have a great house.
- Thank you.
929
01:02:14,720 --> 01:02:17,041
I got married a year ago to a surgeon.
930
01:02:17,200 --> 01:02:19,726
- Another doctor, can you believe it?
- Another doctor.
931
01:02:19,960 --> 01:02:21,928
His name's Jeff. You guys would love him.
932
01:02:22,520 --> 01:02:24,329
Tyler, say hi to Mommy's friends.
933
01:02:24,800 --> 01:02:25,847
Hi.
934
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:27,161
Hey!
935
01:02:27,880 --> 01:02:30,042
Wait, is that the baby?
936
01:02:30,200 --> 01:02:31,531
Yeah, time flies, huh?
937
01:02:31,760 --> 01:02:32,841
Wow.
938
01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:36,322
Jade is there a place we could talk
that's a little bit more private?
939
01:02:36,520 --> 01:02:38,602
Let's go in the kitchen.
You guys want coffee?
940
01:02:38,760 --> 01:02:39,886
Perfect.
941
01:02:43,360 --> 01:02:45,044
Hey', you coming?
942
01:02:45,200 --> 01:02:47,521
Is it okay if I go say hello to the little guy?
943
01:02:47,680 --> 01:02:49,284
Of course.
944
01:03:10,320 --> 01:03:11,367
Nice stuff.
945
01:03:11,920 --> 01:03:14,321
Thanks. Jeff bought it for me.
946
01:03:15,280 --> 01:03:17,521
Jeff. Who's that, your fake dad?
947
01:03:23,520 --> 01:03:24,851
Your name was Carlos once.
948
01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:26,570
Did you know that?
949
01:03:26,720 --> 01:03:27,881
No.
950
01:03:28,040 --> 01:03:29,530
Well, it was.
951
01:03:29,720 --> 01:03:32,166
And, frankly, it suits you better.
952
01:03:32,320 --> 01:03:33,446
Okay.
953
01:03:39,320 --> 01:03:41,129
Do you remember me?
954
01:03:42,120 --> 01:03:43,565
No.
955
01:03:49,120 --> 01:03:51,600
Are you my real dad?
956
01:03:58,680 --> 01:03:59,886
Yes.
957
01:04:00,040 --> 01:04:03,965
I don't know. You gotta understand,
I've been out of that world a few years now.
958
01:04:04,120 --> 01:04:06,521
Yeah, of course. We totally get that.
959
01:04:06,680 --> 01:04:09,524
I mean, Jeff knows everything
and he's cool, but--
960
01:04:09,680 --> 01:04:11,762
We're just asking if you can call around...
961
01:04:11,920 --> 01:04:14,287
...just find out if anybody
might know where he is.
962
01:04:15,640 --> 01:04:18,166
We could really use your help.
963
01:04:19,280 --> 01:04:22,124
You used to love it
when I would carry you around.
964
01:04:22,280 --> 01:04:25,170
Sometimes I can still feel your little head
on my chest.
965
01:04:29,320 --> 01:04:31,448
So do you like this new Jeff guy?
966
01:04:31,840 --> 01:04:33,524
Yeah, he's nice.
967
01:04:33,720 --> 01:04:36,610
My dad was nice too.
We did everything together.
968
01:04:37,600 --> 01:04:39,728
He was my life partner, heh.
969
01:04:45,160 --> 01:04:46,969
I really let him down.
970
01:04:49,120 --> 01:04:51,122
Okay. Wow.
971
01:04:53,520 --> 01:04:57,206
Just trust me, you don't want to go
over there, okay? Not this one.
972
01:04:57,360 --> 01:04:58,850
I love you too.
973
01:04:59,840 --> 01:05:01,808
She says there's this crazy Chinese guy...
974
01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:04,844
...and he's holed up in the penthouse suite
of Caesars Palace.
975
01:05:05,040 --> 01:05:07,691
There's girls going in and out,
drugs everywhere...
976
01:05:07,880 --> 01:05:10,008
It sounds like a bad scene.
977
01:05:10,160 --> 01:05:11,889
Hey, Alan?
978
01:05:12,320 --> 01:05:13,845
We gotta go.
979
01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:18,525
I gotta go, little man.
980
01:05:18,720 --> 01:05:20,484
It was great talking to you.
981
01:05:21,720 --> 01:05:23,051
High five.
982
01:05:27,400 --> 01:05:29,368
- It's great to see you.
- You too, Jade.
983
01:05:29,520 --> 01:05:31,488
- Thanks so much for your help.
- Yeah.
984
01:05:31,640 --> 01:05:33,165
That's a great kid you got there.
985
01:05:33,360 --> 01:05:34,771
He is the best.
986
01:05:34,920 --> 01:05:36,251
Alan.
987
01:05:54,360 --> 01:05:56,442
Oh, hold on. I have something for you.
988
01:06:03,400 --> 01:06:04,481
Perfect.
989
01:06:04,640 --> 01:06:05,846
Oh, please.
990
01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:08,321
I'll see you around, Carlos.
991
01:06:12,440 --> 01:06:14,363
- Yeah.
- We got him.
992
01:06:14,520 --> 01:06:17,330
- Great. Where is he?
- Caesars Palace.
993
01:06:17,480 --> 01:06:19,881
Change of plans.
Tell him we're going to Vegas.
994
01:06:20,440 --> 01:06:21,930
I'm on my way.
995
01:06:22,120 --> 01:06:23,770
There's a spot just outside of town.
996
01:06:23,920 --> 01:06:26,764
I'll text you the details.
Be there at 6 a.m.
997
01:06:26,960 --> 01:06:29,042
And make sure the little fucker's tied up.
998
01:06:29,200 --> 01:06:30,440
We don't have him.
999
01:06:30,600 --> 01:06:32,329
Hey, Marshall, it's Phil.
1000
01:06:32,480 --> 01:06:33,641
Maybe Stu wasn't clear.
1001
01:06:33,840 --> 01:06:36,844
We don't actually have Chow,
we just know where he is.
1002
01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:39,367
Yeah, and we were hoping
that you and your guys...
1003
01:06:39,520 --> 01:06:43,445
- ...could go to Caesars and get him.
- I don't give a fuck what you were hoping.
1004
01:06:43,640 --> 01:06:45,449
The deal is you bring Chow to me.
1005
01:06:45,640 --> 01:06:49,008
- Oh, fuck.
- 6 a.m. Or your friend is dead.
1006
01:06:53,800 --> 01:06:54,961
Shit.
1007
01:07:00,360 --> 01:07:02,249
Oh, God.
1008
01:07:02,440 --> 01:07:04,090
This place gives me the chills.
1009
01:07:04,440 --> 01:07:06,169
I know, right?
1010
01:07:06,520 --> 01:07:08,648
It's great to be back.
1011
01:07:08,800 --> 01:07:11,280
- So many good memories.
- Are you kidding me?
1012
01:07:11,640 --> 01:07:13,210
Okay, so here's the deal:
1013
01:07:13,360 --> 01:07:15,442
You need a key just to get onto his floor.
1014
01:07:15,600 --> 01:07:18,729
And then once you're there,
he's got security posted at the door.
1015
01:07:18,880 --> 01:07:20,370
It's ridiculous.
1016
01:07:20,520 --> 01:07:22,488
Let me guess, that's him?
1017
01:07:24,760 --> 01:07:27,411
Yep. The one with the strobe lights.
1018
01:07:28,520 --> 01:07:30,249
Igotanidea.
1019
01:07:31,680 --> 01:07:33,523
But you're not gonna like it.
1020
01:07:35,360 --> 01:07:36,725
It's not gonna work.
1021
01:07:36,880 --> 01:07:38,689
Not with that fucking attitude.
1022
01:07:39,280 --> 01:07:41,851
You know this whole place
is made out of marbles?
1023
01:07:46,880 --> 01:07:49,042
Come on. Go, go, go.
1024
01:07:53,640 --> 01:07:57,087
After we stick Chow, Alan and I are
gonna take him down through the lobby.
1025
01:07:57,240 --> 01:08:00,767
Be waiting in valet.
Engine running, ready to go.
1026
01:08:00,920 --> 01:08:02,570
Are you sure about this?
1027
01:08:02,760 --> 01:08:03,966
Give me the Demerol.
1028
01:08:05,520 --> 01:08:06,726
See you in 20 minutes.
1029
01:08:06,880 --> 01:08:07,961
- Hey, Phil?
- Yeah?
1030
01:08:08,120 --> 01:08:09,167
Don't die.
1031
01:08:45,400 --> 01:08:46,686
All right.
1032
01:08:47,680 --> 01:08:48,966
Are you ready to do this?
1033
01:08:49,120 --> 01:08:50,610
Yeah.
1034
01:08:50,960 --> 01:08:52,530
Wait, what are we doing?
1035
01:08:58,160 --> 01:08:59,969
Holy shit.
1036
01:09:06,480 --> 01:09:07,720
We're gonna climb down...
1037
01:09:08,600 --> 01:09:11,729
...and then it's about an 8-foot drop
to the balcony.
1038
01:09:12,600 --> 01:09:14,489
- All right?
- Yeah.
1039
01:09:21,360 --> 01:09:22,805
No, you spit in your own hand.
1040
01:09:23,360 --> 01:09:24,600
Oh, yeah.
1041
01:09:36,120 --> 01:09:37,929
Dry desert air.
1042
01:09:38,520 --> 01:09:41,046
- Alan, it's fine. You don't need it.
- Okay.
1043
01:09:56,360 --> 01:09:57,725
Oh, God.
1044
01:10:03,520 --> 01:10:05,488
- Unh!
- Careful!
1045
01:10:08,160 --> 01:10:09,491
- Phil!
- I'm all right.
1046
01:10:11,560 --> 01:10:12,891
I'm okay!
1047
01:10:13,680 --> 01:10:15,284
- Hey, Phil.
- What's wrong?
1048
01:10:15,480 --> 01:10:16,606
Hold on a second.
1049
01:10:16,760 --> 01:10:18,046
- What?
- Hold on!
1050
01:10:18,200 --> 01:10:20,441
Like, kick yourself out a little bit.
1051
01:10:20,600 --> 01:10:21,681
Alan.
1052
01:10:21,840 --> 01:10:23,171
- Stay still!
- Alan!
1053
01:10:24,560 --> 01:10:25,641
Did you get it?
1054
01:10:25,800 --> 01:10:27,802
No. Hold on.
1055
01:10:30,520 --> 01:10:32,568
Ha, that's cool, ha-ha-ha.
1056
01:10:39,520 --> 01:10:40,931
Oh! Fuck me!
1057
01:10:42,960 --> 01:10:44,530
Everything all right?
1058
01:10:45,560 --> 01:10:47,050
It's okay!
1059
01:10:47,200 --> 01:10:48,440
It's all right!
1060
01:10:48,680 --> 01:10:51,001
I got it! Whoa.
1061
01:10:54,880 --> 01:10:55,927
Are you okay?
1062
01:11:07,760 --> 01:11:09,364
Alan, it's your turn.
1063
01:11:14,200 --> 01:11:15,565
That's it.
1064
01:11:15,760 --> 01:11:17,285
Phil, I can't. I can't.
1065
01:11:17,440 --> 01:11:18,487
Come on.
1066
01:11:23,640 --> 01:11:25,130
Whoa!
1067
01:11:25,280 --> 01:11:26,566
Alan, you all right?
1068
01:11:26,760 --> 01:11:28,000
Phil, call Security!
1069
01:11:28,200 --> 01:11:31,124
- I think it's slipping!
- Just hold on!
1070
01:11:31,560 --> 01:11:32,766
Oh! God!
1071
01:11:32,920 --> 01:11:34,922
- You need to calm down.
- I'm slipping, Phil!
1072
01:11:37,240 --> 01:11:38,605
Oh! Fuck!
1073
01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:42,002
Oh, shit! You okay?
1074
01:11:42,200 --> 01:11:45,522
Help!
1075
01:11:49,280 --> 01:11:50,645
Oh, no.
1076
01:11:53,600 --> 01:11:55,284
I'm gonna die, Phil.
1077
01:11:55,440 --> 01:11:58,011
No, you're fine. Just...
1078
01:11:59,280 --> 01:12:00,964
Drop down to me.
1079
01:12:01,720 --> 01:12:02,767
No chance.
1080
01:12:03,440 --> 01:12:05,010
I'm good up here.
1081
01:12:05,160 --> 01:12:07,891
Alan, you can do this. I'll catch you.
1082
01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:11,286
Just...
1083
01:12:12,760 --> 01:12:13,841
...let go.
1084
01:12:22,480 --> 01:12:24,960
That's it. That's it. Just drop straight down.
1085
01:12:26,480 --> 01:12:27,641
But don't push off.
1086
01:12:28,560 --> 01:12:29,766
No!
1087
01:12:30,800 --> 01:12:32,564
- Oh, God!
- Come here!
1088
01:12:35,040 --> 01:12:36,644
Holy fuck!
1089
01:12:36,840 --> 01:12:38,171
You Okay?
1090
01:12:38,320 --> 01:12:39,321
Yeah.
1091
01:12:39,480 --> 01:12:41,687
Shit. Oh, fuck.
1092
01:12:43,360 --> 01:12:45,010
I almost died, Phil.
1093
01:12:45,680 --> 01:12:49,321
Come on. I wasn't gonna let you go.
You're my boy.
1094
01:12:49,920 --> 01:12:51,843
And you're my man.
1095
01:12:53,160 --> 01:12:55,162
Alan, what are you doing? Alan.
1096
01:12:57,360 --> 01:12:58,691
Okay.
1097
01:13:00,560 --> 01:13:02,528
Let's go get this fucker.
1098
01:13:24,360 --> 01:13:25,407
Hey!
1099
01:13:26,040 --> 01:13:27,087
Have you seen my--?
1100
01:13:27,240 --> 01:13:28,366
Huh?
1101
01:13:54,720 --> 01:13:56,165
Phil!
1102
01:13:57,160 --> 01:13:58,685
Motherfuckers!
1103
01:13:59,720 --> 01:14:00,767
Grab the gun!
1104
01:14:06,360 --> 01:14:08,089
- Oh, fuck!
- Phil!
1105
01:14:08,240 --> 01:14:09,241
Oh.
1106
01:14:09,400 --> 01:14:10,925
Phil, you okay?
1107
01:14:12,400 --> 01:14:13,481
Chow!
1108
01:14:17,960 --> 01:14:19,007
Chow!
1109
01:14:20,600 --> 01:14:22,364
Chow, open the fucking door!
1110
01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:24,240
Fuck.
1111
01:14:32,600 --> 01:14:33,761
Chow, stop.
1112
01:14:33,920 --> 01:14:34,967
You motherfuckers!
1113
01:14:35,120 --> 01:14:38,329
Leslie, get down from there! Please!
You're gonna hurt yourself!
1114
01:14:38,480 --> 01:14:39,925
Nothing hurts Chow.
1115
01:14:40,120 --> 01:14:41,963
I am invisible!
1116
01:14:42,760 --> 01:14:46,446
It's "invincible," and you're not.
You're just out of your fucking mind.
1117
01:14:46,600 --> 01:14:48,762
Now get down from there before you die!
1118
01:14:48,960 --> 01:14:50,371
Die?
1119
01:14:50,520 --> 01:14:55,003
How do you kill what's already dead?
Heh-heh-heh.
1120
01:14:55,800 --> 01:14:56,847
Oh, fuck!
1121
01:14:58,120 --> 01:14:59,963
Holy...
1122
01:15:02,080 --> 01:15:03,605
Woo-hoo!
1123
01:15:06,640 --> 01:15:08,290
- Hey. You okay?
- No.
1124
01:15:08,480 --> 01:15:09,641
Look up.
1125
01:15:11,360 --> 01:15:13,328
What the fuck is that?
1126
01:15:13,480 --> 01:15:15,130
- That's Chow!
- What?
1127
01:15:15,320 --> 01:15:16,731
Follow him.
1128
01:15:20,640 --> 01:15:22,165
Woo-hoo!
1129
01:15:22,960 --> 01:15:23,961
Whoo!
1130
01:15:25,920 --> 01:15:27,888
I love cocaine!
1131
01:15:29,640 --> 01:15:31,005
Out of the way!
1132
01:15:33,440 --> 01:15:34,566
How did this happen?
1133
01:15:34,720 --> 01:15:36,643
We had him trapped,
and then he jumped!
1134
01:15:36,840 --> 01:15:38,365
He's out of his fucking mind!
1135
01:15:38,720 --> 01:15:41,007
I'm out of my fucking mind!
1136
01:15:44,200 --> 01:15:45,611
Wow.
1137
01:15:45,760 --> 01:15:49,606
So beautiful.
1138
01:15:52,000 --> 01:15:53,286
Stu, do not lose him.
1139
01:15:53,480 --> 01:15:54,686
I'm trying.
1140
01:15:56,160 --> 01:15:57,605
Whoa!
1141
01:15:59,880 --> 01:16:01,848
Oh, shit.
1142
01:16:02,160 --> 01:16:05,721
I believe I can fly
1143
01:16:05,880 --> 01:16:10,249
I believe I can touch the sky
1144
01:16:10,680 --> 01:16:14,924
Think about it every night and day
1145
01:16:16,280 --> 01:16:18,886
We gotta pack up all this gold.
We're taking it with us.
1146
01:16:19,040 --> 01:16:20,530
Talk to me, Stu.
1147
01:16:20,720 --> 01:16:22,131
I got him.
1148
01:16:22,280 --> 01:16:23,441
Ha, ha. I got him!
1149
01:16:24,000 --> 01:16:25,161
Oh, shit!
1150
01:16:30,360 --> 01:16:31,964
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1151
01:16:32,360 --> 01:16:33,885
Shit.
1152
01:16:35,000 --> 01:16:36,968
Fuck! I lost him!
1153
01:16:37,120 --> 01:16:39,202
Don't tell me that. You can't lose him!
1154
01:16:39,400 --> 01:16:41,880
This is so much harder than you realize, Phil.
1155
01:16:42,040 --> 01:16:43,610
I'm just a dentist!
1156
01:16:44,240 --> 01:16:47,449
No, Stu, you're a fucking doctor.
Now go get him.
1157
01:16:53,320 --> 01:16:55,561
Where the fuck did he go?
1158
01:16:57,640 --> 01:16:59,608
Fuck me!
1159
01:16:59,800 --> 01:17:01,768
I should have thought this through!
1160
01:17:02,080 --> 01:17:03,161
Shit!
1161
01:17:04,520 --> 01:17:05,646
Move!
1162
01:17:07,480 --> 01:17:09,050
- Aah!
- Stu?
1163
01:17:09,200 --> 01:17:11,362
- Chow?
- Stop the fucking car!
1164
01:17:11,560 --> 01:17:14,530
- Stu.
- I can't! The pedal is stuck!
1165
01:17:14,680 --> 01:17:15,920
- What?
- Stu?
1166
01:17:18,560 --> 01:17:20,403
- I can't see!
- Stop, motherfucker!
1167
01:17:20,960 --> 01:17:22,689
- Get off!
- Pull over!
1168
01:17:22,840 --> 01:17:24,604
- It won't stop!
- Aah!
1169
01:17:24,760 --> 01:17:26,444
Get off the car!
1170
01:17:26,600 --> 01:17:28,284
I can't see anything!
1171
01:17:28,440 --> 01:17:29,885
Ha-ha-ha. We're gonna die finally.
1172
01:17:41,320 --> 01:17:43,129
Holy shit.
1173
01:17:43,480 --> 01:17:45,130
Stu? Stu, what happened?
1174
01:17:46,480 --> 01:17:48,448
Stu, what's going on?
1175
01:17:48,960 --> 01:17:51,361
We had an accident, and I think he's dead.
1176
01:17:51,600 --> 01:17:52,931
Wait, what?
1177
01:17:53,080 --> 01:17:55,128
I think I killed him.
1178
01:18:00,640 --> 01:18:02,165
Holy shit.
1179
01:18:05,720 --> 01:18:07,165
He's not moving.
1180
01:18:07,320 --> 01:18:08,890
Oh, fuck.
1181
01:18:11,800 --> 01:18:13,325
Mr. Chow?
1182
01:18:18,800 --> 01:18:20,211
Chow.
1183
01:18:23,840 --> 01:18:24,887
Stuart?
1184
01:18:25,880 --> 01:18:27,689
He's alive. He's okay.
1185
01:18:27,840 --> 01:18:29,001
Oh, great.
1186
01:18:29,160 --> 01:18:32,050
Put him in the limo and come get us.
We'll meet you at valet.
1187
01:18:32,200 --> 01:18:33,531
Yeah, okay.
1188
01:18:34,640 --> 01:18:35,846
Stu.
1189
01:18:36,840 --> 01:18:38,524
That was some ride, huh, pal?
1190
01:18:39,160 --> 01:18:40,525
Yeah, it was pretty wild.
1191
01:18:40,760 --> 01:18:42,683
I can't feel my nuts.
1192
01:18:43,520 --> 01:18:46,171
Would you rub them
and make sure they okay?
1193
01:18:47,880 --> 01:18:49,803
It's over, Leslie.
1194
01:18:55,200 --> 01:18:56,361
Wait.
1195
01:18:56,680 --> 01:18:58,523
Let's make a deal.
1196
01:18:59,200 --> 01:19:01,248
Want Chow to blow your dick?
1197
01:19:04,040 --> 01:19:05,371
Come on, Stu.
1198
01:19:07,400 --> 01:19:09,880
I could be a good wife to you.
1199
01:19:10,880 --> 01:19:12,882
- No more deals.
- No, wait!
1200
01:19:29,960 --> 01:19:32,042
Let's put the bags in the back seat.
1201
01:19:32,240 --> 01:19:33,685
Trunk's full.
1202
01:19:48,960 --> 01:19:52,328
Hey, guys? I'm feeling better now.
1203
01:19:52,520 --> 01:19:55,922
All right, it's the next exit,
then four miles straight into the desert.
1204
01:19:56,120 --> 01:19:57,610
Tell you what:
1205
01:19:57,760 --> 01:20:01,560
Let me out, we split the gold four ways.
Everyone wins.
1206
01:20:04,080 --> 01:20:06,242
Marshall gonna kill me!
1207
01:20:06,440 --> 01:20:08,363
My blood will be on your hands!
1208
01:20:09,120 --> 01:20:12,602
You want Chow's ghost haunting you
for rest of your life, Stu?
1209
01:20:12,760 --> 01:20:15,161
Floating over you while you make fuck
on your wife?
1210
01:20:15,320 --> 01:20:18,164
He's not gonna kill you, Chow!
He just wants his gold back!
1211
01:20:18,320 --> 01:20:22,450
It's gone. I blew the first 2O million in Bangkok.
1212
01:20:22,600 --> 01:20:26,286
- That's why I had to get the other half.
- Enough, Chow! It's over!
1213
01:20:26,440 --> 01:20:28,010
You motherfucker!
1214
01:20:28,160 --> 01:20:31,289
When I get out of this,
I'm gonna rip out your fucking lungs!
1215
01:20:31,440 --> 01:20:34,410
You hear me? You're dead! You're all dead!
1216
01:20:36,880 --> 01:20:38,769
I didn't mean that.
1217
01:20:39,080 --> 01:20:41,367
Chow loses temper sometimes.
1218
01:20:41,560 --> 01:20:44,291
Please. I need help.
1219
01:20:44,480 --> 01:20:45,720
I know that now.
1220
01:20:48,600 --> 01:20:49,761
That's the exit.
1221
01:21:10,520 --> 01:21:12,170
They're here.
1222
01:21:14,680 --> 01:21:17,126
Alan, they're coming, grab the last bag.
1223
01:21:17,280 --> 01:21:18,930
Please, Alan.
1224
01:21:45,040 --> 01:21:46,121
Doug!
1225
01:21:46,280 --> 01:21:48,089
Step away from the bags. Let's go!
1226
01:21:53,280 --> 01:21:54,327
We good?
1227
01:21:54,480 --> 01:21:56,562
- It's all there. I promise.
- Not exactly.
1228
01:21:56,760 --> 01:21:59,047
I'm still missing the original half.
1229
01:21:59,200 --> 01:22:03,922
But, no, that's all we have.
Chow said he blew the other half in Bangkok.
1230
01:22:05,360 --> 01:22:06,725
Where is he?
1231
01:22:08,080 --> 01:22:09,570
He's in the trunk.
1232
01:22:11,440 --> 01:22:12,726
Deal's a deal.
1233
01:22:13,600 --> 01:22:15,807
- Doug.
- Give me the keys.
1234
01:22:21,320 --> 01:22:22,765
What are you gonna do with Chow?
1235
01:22:23,240 --> 01:22:25,242
I just wanna talk to him.
1236
01:22:26,000 --> 01:22:27,206
Move.
1237
01:22:29,000 --> 01:22:30,365
You all right?
1238
01:22:35,080 --> 01:22:36,684
What the fuck?
1239
01:22:37,560 --> 01:22:39,722
End of conversation.
1240
01:22:40,800 --> 01:22:42,848
Why would you do that?
1241
01:22:43,080 --> 01:22:46,084
Leslie Chow is madness.
1242
01:22:46,320 --> 01:22:48,129
You don't talk to madness.
1243
01:22:48,280 --> 01:22:52,205
If you're lucky, you trap it in the trunk
of your limo and you kill it.
1244
01:22:53,800 --> 01:22:56,007
You did a great thing tonight.
1245
01:22:56,280 --> 01:22:58,487
You should feel good about this.
1246
01:23:04,120 --> 01:23:07,044
What the fuck?
You think this is a fucking game?
1247
01:23:07,960 --> 01:23:09,007
Don't, don't, don't!
1248
01:23:09,160 --> 01:23:10,446
Oh, shit!
1249
01:23:11,320 --> 01:23:13,243
Toodle-loo, motherfuckers.
1250
01:23:24,960 --> 01:23:26,086
Chow.
1251
01:23:27,520 --> 01:23:29,648
Chow. Chow, wait.
1252
01:23:29,800 --> 01:23:32,041
Oh, now you wanna talk, blue eyes?
1253
01:23:32,240 --> 01:23:34,242
No more silent treatment?
1254
01:23:34,440 --> 01:23:36,329
Leslie. No.
1255
01:23:36,680 --> 01:23:38,250
Stay out of this, fatty.
1256
01:23:40,480 --> 01:23:41,970
No, Leslie.
1257
01:23:48,160 --> 01:23:50,481
You shoot Phil, you gotta go through me.
1258
01:23:50,800 --> 01:23:52,006
What?
1259
01:23:59,480 --> 01:24:01,482
- Alan.
- Quiet.
1260
01:24:01,680 --> 01:24:03,603
I'm in a stare-off.
1261
01:24:12,160 --> 01:24:13,730
Today you all live.
1262
01:24:14,800 --> 01:24:17,087
Because one of you was a friend.
1263
01:24:19,920 --> 01:24:21,843
Alan, what did you do?
1264
01:24:22,560 --> 01:24:25,723
I unlocked the latch
between the back seat and the trunk.
1265
01:24:27,520 --> 01:24:29,443
And left him his gun?
1266
01:24:30,520 --> 01:24:32,568
Yeah, I didn't think it all the way through.
1267
01:24:33,040 --> 01:24:35,042
He gave Chow a fighting chance.
1268
01:24:36,720 --> 01:24:38,529
That's all I ever need.
1269
01:24:42,120 --> 01:24:43,406
Fat fuck.
1270
01:24:48,880 --> 01:24:50,166
It's never easy, is it?
1271
01:24:50,720 --> 01:24:52,245
No one wants to see that.
1272
01:24:52,720 --> 01:24:55,246
Except for me, but I was born bad.
1273
01:24:55,560 --> 01:24:57,847
Hold on. I have something for you.
1274
01:25:00,600 --> 01:25:01,726
For your loyalty.
1275
01:25:06,720 --> 01:25:10,202
- Oh, no, I don't want this, Mr. Chow.
- Okay, give it back, then. Come on.
1276
01:25:10,640 --> 01:25:13,371
Quick! Before Stu smells it.
1277
01:25:14,440 --> 01:25:16,010
I don't want it either, Chow.
1278
01:25:16,160 --> 01:25:18,288
Oh, please.
Like a squirrel doesn't want a nut.
1279
01:25:19,960 --> 01:25:22,611
It funny because he's Jewish.
1280
01:25:25,640 --> 01:25:27,085
Don't you get it?
1281
01:25:34,640 --> 01:25:36,244
Goddamn it.
1282
01:25:38,280 --> 01:25:41,443
Okay, go on. Get out of here, all of you.
1283
01:25:46,680 --> 01:25:49,923
Hey, chubster, I'll call you in a week.
We'll get together.
1284
01:25:53,760 --> 01:25:57,321
No, Leslie, we can't be friends anymore.
1285
01:25:57,480 --> 01:25:58,561
What?
1286
01:25:59,760 --> 01:26:02,445
You're not good for me. It's not healthy.
1287
01:26:02,600 --> 01:26:05,490
Alan, you're not thinking straight.
1288
01:26:06,320 --> 01:26:07,845
Let's just talk tomorrow.
1289
01:26:08,920 --> 01:26:11,890
Leslie, you're one of the coolest
and nicest guys I've ever met.
1290
01:26:12,040 --> 01:26:15,203
And you're smart and you're funny
and everybody loves you.
1291
01:26:15,360 --> 01:26:17,249
Alan. What is this?
1292
01:26:19,040 --> 01:26:22,044
When we get together,
bad things happen and people get hurt.
1293
01:26:22,200 --> 01:26:25,204
Yeah, that's the point. It's funny.
1294
01:26:26,120 --> 01:26:29,408
Well, I've gotta make some changes in my life,
and this is one of them.
1295
01:26:31,560 --> 01:26:33,050
I'm sorry.
1296
01:26:37,480 --> 01:26:39,244
Farewell, Leslie Chow.
1297
01:26:53,640 --> 01:26:55,324
You're cold as ice.
1298
01:26:57,480 --> 01:26:58,606
Shotgun.
1299
01:28:01,040 --> 01:28:02,883
Everybody okay?
1300
01:28:04,520 --> 01:28:06,010
Yeah.
1301
01:28:06,600 --> 01:28:08,841
Alan, you okay?
1302
01:28:09,640 --> 01:28:11,051
Yeah.
1303
01:28:14,280 --> 01:28:16,567
Good. Let's go home.
1304
01:28:34,360 --> 01:28:36,124
Jesus Christ.
1305
01:28:42,960 --> 01:28:44,485
You know what, guys?
1306
01:28:45,440 --> 01:28:48,523
You can go ahead without me.
There's something I need to do.
1307
01:28:50,600 --> 01:28:52,602
Do you even know how to get home?
1308
01:28:54,800 --> 01:28:56,723
Of course I do. I'm a grown man.
1309
01:28:56,880 --> 01:28:58,484
I'll ask a stranger.
1310
01:29:02,640 --> 01:29:03,687
Good luck, Alan.
1311
01:29:06,280 --> 01:29:07,964
We'll see you soon.
1312
01:29:40,200 --> 01:29:43,170
Did you know that just a couple blocks
from here...
1313
01:29:43,320 --> 01:29:46,324
...there's a place that looks exactly
like Paris, France?
1314
01:29:47,240 --> 01:29:50,961
I can't remember what it's called,
but it's supposed to be magnificent.
1315
01:29:51,120 --> 01:29:53,930
It's called Paris Hotel and Casino,
and it is magnificent.
1316
01:29:54,120 --> 01:29:55,201
Yeah, that's it.
1317
01:29:55,360 --> 01:29:58,409
Well, I'd like to take you to dinner there.
Tonight.
1318
01:29:59,000 --> 01:30:01,082
Oh, sorry. No can do.
1319
01:30:01,920 --> 01:30:03,251
Oh, well...
1320
01:30:03,400 --> 01:30:05,607
I'm banned from the casino for life.
1321
01:30:05,760 --> 01:30:07,444
Plus 10 years.
1322
01:30:08,040 --> 01:30:10,930
I took Mom there for her birthday,
played a little blackjack.
1323
01:30:11,080 --> 01:30:12,127
She split 10s.
1324
01:30:12,280 --> 01:30:14,328
- Oh.
- I may have overreacted.
1325
01:30:14,480 --> 01:30:16,289
They said it was abuse of an elderly.
1326
01:30:16,440 --> 01:30:17,930
Ha, ha. I've done that.
1327
01:30:18,080 --> 01:30:20,242
Heh. Right? Whatever.
1328
01:30:20,960 --> 01:30:22,325
I can't go back there.
1329
01:30:25,960 --> 01:30:27,291
But, uh...
1330
01:30:27,480 --> 01:30:32,327
...Golden Nugget has the best prime rib
in town, if that's...
1331
01:30:34,720 --> 01:30:36,688
Well, that sounds glorious.
1332
01:30:37,600 --> 01:30:39,170
I'll send for you at 8:00.
1333
01:30:45,880 --> 01:30:47,530
Is that it?
1334
01:31:24,960 --> 01:31:27,247
I saw it once in a pornography.
1335
01:31:27,520 --> 01:31:28,851
Oh.
1336
01:31:29,160 --> 01:31:30,685
It's a nice gesture.
1337
01:31:30,880 --> 01:31:32,370
But maybe we should wait.
1338
01:31:32,880 --> 01:31:33,961
Oh. Okay. Yeah, yeah.
1339
01:31:41,320 --> 01:31:42,810
I'll see you at 8.
1340
01:32:07,800 --> 01:32:09,689
You look great, Alan.
1341
01:32:10,760 --> 01:32:13,127
What do you think? Hat or no hat?
1342
01:32:13,280 --> 01:32:14,486
Uh...
1343
01:32:14,640 --> 01:32:16,927
- Hat. For sure.
- Oh, yeah. Okay.
1344
01:32:18,160 --> 01:32:20,322
Wow. Who's this guy?
1345
01:32:20,480 --> 01:32:22,687
The vest and the cane? I love it.
1346
01:32:22,840 --> 01:32:24,763
Thank you. Cassie picked it out for me.
1347
01:32:24,920 --> 01:32:26,365
You look like Mr. Peanut.
1348
01:32:26,560 --> 01:32:29,086
Yeah, I know, right?
That's what I was going for.
1349
01:32:29,680 --> 01:32:31,921
- Maybe we'll just lose it.
- Yeah.
1350
01:32:32,080 --> 01:32:35,084
Hey, Alan, I was just talking to Cassie.
She's an amazing woman.
1351
01:32:35,280 --> 01:32:37,851
Oh, thank you for saying that.
She is an amazing woman.
1352
01:32:38,000 --> 01:32:39,923
I find her much better than your wives.
1353
01:32:40,080 --> 01:32:41,366
Aw. That's sweet.
1354
01:32:41,520 --> 01:32:45,127
Which reminds me.
Um, we need to talk. Doug?
1355
01:32:47,680 --> 01:32:49,364
All right, listen, fellas.
1356
01:32:49,520 --> 01:32:53,411
Now that I'm getting married, I'm gonna be
spending a lot more time with Cassandra.
1357
01:32:53,560 --> 01:32:57,246
- Yeah. It's the way it should be.
- No, you slow your roll, Phil, okay?
1358
01:32:57,400 --> 01:32:58,447
There's more.
1359
01:32:58,600 --> 01:33:00,568
And you're not gonna like this part.
1360
01:33:02,760 --> 01:33:06,526
I must resign from the wolf pack.
1361
01:33:09,440 --> 01:33:12,603
Wow, that's a big step, Alan.
1362
01:33:12,760 --> 01:33:13,807
I know.
1363
01:33:14,240 --> 01:33:16,208
But she's my soul mate.
1364
01:33:16,400 --> 01:33:18,164
And my new best friend.
1365
01:33:19,080 --> 01:33:21,606
Plus, she lets me mount her...
1366
01:33:22,040 --> 01:33:23,371
...which relaxes me.
1367
01:33:23,560 --> 01:33:24,721
Oh, my God.
1368
01:33:24,880 --> 01:33:27,929
Alan, maybe never say that part again.
1369
01:33:28,120 --> 01:33:30,122
Chillax, Doug, we're all adults here.
1370
01:33:30,280 --> 01:33:32,726
I know you mount my sister.
I've seen it. Many times.
1371
01:33:33,240 --> 01:33:34,571
What?
1372
01:33:35,120 --> 01:33:36,246
Alan, you are the best.
1373
01:33:36,400 --> 01:33:37,640
The point is:
1374
01:33:37,880 --> 01:33:39,120
You need to let me go.
1375
01:33:39,480 --> 01:33:40,925
You in particular.
1376
01:33:41,080 --> 01:33:42,764
I can't be your hero anymore.
1377
01:33:44,240 --> 01:33:46,129
Okay. Sure.
1378
01:33:51,960 --> 01:33:53,291
Having said all that...
1379
01:33:53,480 --> 01:33:56,529
...I still would like to get together
on Tuesdays for bowling...
1380
01:33:56,680 --> 01:33:59,843
...and alternating Sundays
for general horseplay.
1381
01:34:00,000 --> 01:34:02,810
- How about we play all that by ear?
- Alan, it's time.
1382
01:34:02,960 --> 01:34:04,200
Here we go.
1383
01:34:04,760 --> 01:34:06,250
Ready?
1384
01:34:13,040 --> 01:34:14,280
I'm ready.
1385
01:36:01,880 --> 01:36:03,689
What the fuck?
1386
01:36:05,920 --> 01:36:06,967
Oh.
1387
01:36:15,240 --> 01:36:16,730
Oh, my God.
1388
01:36:17,240 --> 01:36:18,571
You guys.
1389
01:36:18,720 --> 01:36:21,087
We're so crazy.
1390
01:36:22,080 --> 01:36:25,482
I'm wearing women's underwear. Ha-ha-ha.
1391
01:36:25,640 --> 01:36:28,211
Oh, my God. Ha-ha-ha.
1392
01:36:28,760 --> 01:36:31,843
Stu, don't freak out,
but you need to look down.
1393
01:36:32,920 --> 01:36:34,410
What?
1394
01:36:36,840 --> 01:36:38,444
Oh, my God!
1395
01:36:41,440 --> 01:36:43,807
- Ho-ho-ho.
- Aah!
1396
01:36:45,800 --> 01:36:47,609
Oh, fuck!
1397
01:36:48,320 --> 01:36:50,482
I have boobies now!
1398
01:36:50,640 --> 01:36:51,687
Holy shit!
1399
01:36:51,840 --> 01:36:53,205
It's not funny!
1400
01:36:54,040 --> 01:36:56,281
Alan, what did you do?
1401
01:36:57,160 --> 01:36:58,924
What did you do, Alan?
1402
01:36:59,120 --> 01:37:00,610
The wedding cake.
1403
01:37:00,760 --> 01:37:02,000
It was from Leslie.
1404
01:37:03,840 --> 01:37:04,966
Oh, my God.
1405
01:37:05,120 --> 01:37:08,044
We had a sick night, bitches. Heh-heh-heh.