1 00:00:12,230 --> 00:00:13,048 Okay. 2 00:00:13,173 --> 00:00:14,115 - Okay. - Let's do it. 3 00:00:15,792 --> 00:00:18,393 If we go down to this... either end, see, you can get it. 4 00:00:18,559 --> 00:00:20,877 Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. 5 00:00:22,737 --> 00:00:24,451 - You know what I mean? - Yeah. 6 00:00:24,576 --> 00:00:26,318 - Like this, right? - Yeah, that's good. 7 00:00:27,386 --> 00:00:29,162 - So we're talking to you? - Yeah. 8 00:00:29,163 --> 00:00:29,806 Okay. 9 00:00:30,739 --> 00:00:34,576 Sync by YYeTs Corrections by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com 10 00:00:37,036 --> 00:00:38,664 We have an amazing show tonight. 11 00:00:39,066 --> 00:00:39,390 Oh, my God. 12 00:00:39,391 --> 00:00:42,812 The creators of the legendary animated series South Park, 13 00:00:42,813 --> 00:00:45,712 Matt Stone and Trey Parker! 14 00:00:46,426 --> 00:00:48,430 South Park's never been Matt and I sitting there going, 15 00:00:48,431 --> 00:00:49,508 "Okay, what's offensive? 16 00:00:49,771 --> 00:00:50,968 What can we do that's offensive?" 17 00:00:50,969 --> 00:00:52,010 Oh, "herro" "prease." 18 00:00:53,553 --> 00:00:55,847 We just are sort of offensive people, so... 19 00:00:56,013 --> 00:00:57,690 Red rocket. Come on, dog. Red rocket. 20 00:00:58,933 --> 00:01:01,144 You watch all four days of the Democratic convention... 21 00:01:01,310 --> 00:01:03,428 On Wednesday night, I had to watch South Park, so... 22 00:01:04,856 --> 00:01:07,442 Oh, this is hot scissoring. Scissor me timbers. 23 00:01:07,608 --> 00:01:09,271 All right, I'd like to solve the puzzle. 24 00:01:09,396 --> 00:01:10,570 Niggers! 25 00:01:15,157 --> 00:01:17,026 All the bad in society, it's our fault. 26 00:01:17,027 --> 00:01:17,786 You can blame us. 27 00:01:17,952 --> 00:01:20,308 Now how about we do some scripture readings 28 00:01:20,309 --> 00:01:21,748 from The Book of Mormon? 29 00:01:22,751 --> 00:01:24,378 They have a new musical opening on Broadway 30 00:01:24,379 --> 00:01:25,672 that is getting rave reviews. 31 00:01:25,797 --> 00:01:27,544 It's called The Book of Mormon. 32 00:01:27,912 --> 00:01:30,090 Been here in New York for 2 1/2 months. 33 00:01:30,256 --> 00:01:32,926 This is opening night in about, what, an hour? 34 00:01:33,378 --> 00:01:35,407 South Park seems like a million miles away. 35 00:01:35,794 --> 00:01:37,806 But we start into South Park in two weeks. 36 00:01:37,972 --> 00:01:39,315 We're really stupid. 37 00:01:42,033 --> 00:01:45,301 This was the longest break we've ever had in between runs. 38 00:01:45,688 --> 00:01:48,358 It's been quiet here for the last few months. 39 00:01:48,743 --> 00:01:50,610 It won't be any longer here shortly. 40 00:01:56,920 --> 00:01:57,653 Well... 41 00:01:59,765 --> 00:02:01,768 Knowing we have seven shows coming up 42 00:02:02,038 --> 00:02:03,570 and we don't have any ideas for them yet... 43 00:02:03,841 --> 00:02:06,368 That's typical, but to go back to South Park 44 00:02:06,369 --> 00:02:07,115 is gonna be really hard. 45 00:02:08,802 --> 00:02:12,427 There's this documentary being made on South Park, 46 00:02:12,552 --> 00:02:14,974 so that starts shooting now. 47 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:29,534 Let's go to the bathroom, boys. Bathroom cam. 48 00:02:33,361 --> 00:02:35,049 Oh, I probably should, actually. 49 00:02:35,148 --> 00:02:36,122 I'll have... 50 00:02:36,892 --> 00:02:39,184 Want to get that little mini detail for 75? 51 00:02:39,185 --> 00:02:40,056 - Yeah. Yeah. - Okay. 52 00:02:40,057 --> 00:02:41,949 Just give me the keys. I'll just give 'em to you. 53 00:02:41,950 --> 00:02:43,041 What's your name? - Trey. 54 00:02:43,042 --> 00:02:45,332 Trey, I'll take care of you, what time you leaving today? 55 00:02:45,842 --> 00:02:47,542 - 5 in the morning, probably. - Okay. 56 00:02:56,739 --> 00:02:59,004 It is kind of our mission every morning to go in 57 00:02:59,005 --> 00:03:01,556 and come up with ideas and jokes. 58 00:03:01,784 --> 00:03:03,944 Writers' room is off-limits. 59 00:03:03,945 --> 00:03:05,937 I will only bother the writers' room 60 00:03:05,938 --> 00:03:08,184 if there's something that has got to be dealt with 61 00:03:08,185 --> 00:03:09,397 or answered right on the spot. 62 00:03:10,376 --> 00:03:12,838 Man, we got to do seven episodes. 63 00:03:16,608 --> 00:03:18,261 We never had cameras in the writers' room. 64 00:03:18,262 --> 00:03:20,534 Yeah, I mean, it's a really... It's kind of a safe place. 65 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:23,288 For all the good ideas that we get, there's, like, 66 00:03:23,413 --> 00:03:25,247 100 not-so-good ones. 67 00:03:25,478 --> 00:03:28,834 The Japanese Tsunami, which isn't funny at all,but there is, like... 68 00:03:29,211 --> 00:03:30,710 every... a couple days, it's like, 69 00:03:30,985 --> 00:03:33,547 a new video comes out, 'cause so many people were 70 00:03:34,165 --> 00:03:35,315 everyone has a video phone. 71 00:03:35,316 --> 00:03:37,327 It... you just... it looks... 72 00:03:37,611 --> 00:03:38,552 Oh, it's terrifying. 73 00:03:38,955 --> 00:03:41,513 Anyway, so Tsunami video? Tsunami show? 74 00:03:41,928 --> 00:03:43,472 - Not super funny. - Real funny. 75 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:45,527 And you got to feel safe to just go, "What about this?" 76 00:03:45,528 --> 00:03:46,569 And it's like, people go, "well..." 77 00:03:46,570 --> 00:03:48,294 You go, "okay, you know, I don't take any offense. 78 00:03:48,295 --> 00:03:49,101 You didn't like my idea." 79 00:03:49,102 --> 00:03:50,770 And you got to feel like... it is kind of... 80 00:03:50,771 --> 00:03:51,982 It's weirdly vulnerable. 81 00:03:52,148 --> 00:03:53,391 I've had friends that worked at other shows, 82 00:03:53,392 --> 00:03:55,074 and if you say something that doesn't work, 83 00:03:55,075 --> 00:03:56,258 they're like, "ah, that sucks. 84 00:03:56,259 --> 00:03:57,495 You suck. You're not funny." 85 00:03:57,496 --> 00:03:59,654 And these guys, it's actually a very kind room, 86 00:03:59,655 --> 00:04:01,992 and I think, like, the worst you get is, "okay." 87 00:04:02,158 --> 00:04:05,194 The way that they work is definitely, like, having fun, 88 00:04:05,195 --> 00:04:08,290 laughing, chasing that, and never making it, like, a grind. 89 00:04:11,333 --> 00:04:13,745 It seems like movie trailers make you feel stupid these days. 90 00:04:14,919 --> 00:04:15,839 "Hello, you. 91 00:04:16,005 --> 00:04:17,257 "Kevin James is a Zookeeper. 92 00:04:17,423 --> 00:04:18,929 Go see it, asshole." 93 00:04:18,930 --> 00:04:20,267 That trailer. Ugh. 94 00:04:20,968 --> 00:04:24,097 Talking monkey? In a m-m-movie? 95 00:04:24,263 --> 00:04:26,066 It's gonna help me g-g-get laid? 96 00:04:26,474 --> 00:04:28,742 Kevin James is a Zookeeper. Fuck you. 97 00:04:29,029 --> 00:04:30,979 He's about to get married. Fuck you. 98 00:04:30,980 --> 00:04:33,440 I'm a squirrel. I can't talk. Fuck you. 99 00:04:33,606 --> 00:04:36,627 Pirates of the Caribbean forty fucking eight. 100 00:04:36,628 --> 00:04:37,402 Fuck you. 101 00:04:38,778 --> 00:04:41,076 You'll notice that a lot of the people that work here, 102 00:04:41,324 --> 00:04:43,450 they'll be going, walking by back and forth, 103 00:04:43,616 --> 00:04:44,629 and they're always kind of... 104 00:04:45,010 --> 00:04:46,975 'Cause they know, the more we're laughing in there, 105 00:04:46,976 --> 00:04:49,675 the less hours they probably have to work in here. 106 00:04:49,676 --> 00:04:50,911 They walk by, there's no laughing, 107 00:04:50,912 --> 00:04:53,222 and Trey's doing this and I'm pulling out my hair... 108 00:04:53,223 --> 00:04:54,842 And it's 3:00 in the afternoon, 109 00:04:54,843 --> 00:04:55,868 and we should be done. 110 00:05:09,882 --> 00:05:12,326 You know what's getting a lot of traction in the last, like, 111 00:05:12,327 --> 00:05:14,935 maybe six months is how fucked up the NCAA is 112 00:05:14,936 --> 00:05:16,691 and how fucked up it is that players don't get paid. 113 00:05:17,125 --> 00:05:20,710 They're playing on ABC on Sunday in front of, like, 114 00:05:20,711 --> 00:05:21,865 20 million people, 115 00:05:21,866 --> 00:05:24,032 and they can't afford to fly their mom to the game. 116 00:05:24,198 --> 00:05:26,037 You look in the crowd, and everybody's white. 117 00:05:26,038 --> 00:05:28,056 All the athletic directors, everybody's white. 118 00:05:28,057 --> 00:05:29,112 All the players are black. 119 00:05:29,113 --> 00:05:30,956 Or most of them are, you know, 90% of them are black. 120 00:05:31,122 --> 00:05:32,606 And you're like, "dude, you're selling their image, 121 00:05:32,607 --> 00:05:33,169 like, on video. 122 00:05:33,170 --> 00:05:35,037 You're signing video game deals." 123 00:05:35,038 --> 00:05:36,461 When I first met him, we had just seen 124 00:05:36,699 --> 00:05:38,505 Indiana Jones and the kingdom of the crystal skull. 125 00:05:38,671 --> 00:05:42,588 Matt, like, really hated it, and he was kind of going off 126 00:05:42,589 --> 00:05:44,234 about it, and he was like, "it was like a rape." 127 00:05:44,235 --> 00:05:46,012 He just kept saying, like, "the movie was like a rape." 128 00:05:46,659 --> 00:05:47,854 And then... and while he's saying this, 129 00:05:47,855 --> 00:05:49,766 like, Trey's just kind of, like, pacing around, 130 00:05:49,767 --> 00:05:51,123 and then Trey just goes, 131 00:05:51,248 --> 00:05:52,968 "okay so the boys are coming out of kingdom"... 132 00:05:53,021 --> 00:05:56,341 And then it was just... it just started... it became... 133 00:05:56,342 --> 00:05:57,899 I was like, "Oh, my God. This is becoming an episode." 134 00:05:58,065 --> 00:05:59,754 Why are they doing this? 135 00:05:59,755 --> 00:06:01,867 They're just taking Indiana Jones, and they're... 136 00:06:01,868 --> 00:06:02,929 They're raping him! 137 00:06:02,930 --> 00:06:04,093 I can't watch! 138 00:06:04,122 --> 00:06:05,221 Let's get out of here, Kyle. 139 00:06:05,578 --> 00:06:07,582 Why would Spielberg and Lucas do this? 140 00:06:07,583 --> 00:06:09,153 Come on! Let's go! 141 00:06:09,154 --> 00:06:10,723 Why are they doing this? 142 00:06:10,724 --> 00:06:11,746 Just run! 143 00:06:12,453 --> 00:06:14,640 So then what if Cartman starts a lucrative business 144 00:06:14,641 --> 00:06:16,268 of getting crack babies to play basketball? 145 00:06:17,651 --> 00:06:19,660 And he videotapes these crack babies... 146 00:06:20,296 --> 00:06:21,143 It becomes really big, 147 00:06:21,144 --> 00:06:23,091 but he doesn't pay the crack babies anything. 148 00:06:23,881 --> 00:06:26,456 Stan's mom volunteers at the hospital 149 00:06:26,457 --> 00:06:27,854 where she holds crack babies. 150 00:06:27,855 --> 00:06:30,962 Then Cartman sees a really great investment opportunity. 151 00:06:31,390 --> 00:06:32,750 "The most successful businesses in America 152 00:06:32,751 --> 00:06:33,692 "don't pay their labor. 153 00:06:33,993 --> 00:06:35,603 - Don't you understand, Kyle?" - "It's slave labor." 154 00:06:35,769 --> 00:06:37,992 "I see; You're gonna represent the crack babies against me." 155 00:06:39,176 --> 00:06:40,581 "How much money are they paying you, Kyle?" 156 00:06:40,900 --> 00:06:42,521 "No, I'm doing it pro Bono." "What? 157 00:06:43,407 --> 00:06:45,189 "You're doing it just to get a fucking boner? 158 00:06:46,133 --> 00:06:47,580 "You know, it'd be fine... if you were doing it for money, 159 00:06:47,581 --> 00:06:49,272 "I'd understand, but just to get a boner, Kyle? 160 00:06:49,397 --> 00:06:50,375 Jesus Christ." 161 00:06:53,128 --> 00:06:54,661 Just to get a boner. 162 00:07:06,162 --> 00:07:08,045 There's on a show on this Wednesday. 163 00:07:08,344 --> 00:07:10,753 We don't even know what it is, and, like, even though 164 00:07:10,754 --> 00:07:12,495 that's the way we've always done it, 165 00:07:12,897 --> 00:07:16,015 there's this little thing going, "Oh, you're screwed. 166 00:07:16,016 --> 00:07:17,577 You're screwed." 167 00:07:17,633 --> 00:07:19,371 And then I tried to get a diversion 168 00:07:19,372 --> 00:07:20,634 and play a little Xbox last night, 169 00:07:20,635 --> 00:07:22,930 and a big ad for South Park came up on the Xbox. 170 00:07:22,931 --> 00:07:24,465 You know, "Starting Wednesday." 171 00:07:24,466 --> 00:07:25,830 And I was just like, "Oh, shit. 172 00:07:25,831 --> 00:07:27,413 Just can't get away from it." 173 00:07:27,479 --> 00:07:28,095 Let's do this. 174 00:07:28,096 --> 00:07:30,957 Let's go till 11:30 trying to come up 175 00:07:30,958 --> 00:07:32,322 with something completely new. 176 00:07:32,661 --> 00:07:35,777 Then from 11:30 to 12:30, we'll pick which of these shows 177 00:07:35,778 --> 00:07:37,824 we're gonna do, and we'll come up with a scene for that, 178 00:07:37,825 --> 00:07:38,429 and then we'll be done. 179 00:07:38,554 --> 00:07:39,853 A whole another show. 180 00:07:42,214 --> 00:07:44,094 Last night, I went onto iTunes, 181 00:07:44,095 --> 00:07:45,899 and that thing came up again that's like, 182 00:07:45,900 --> 00:07:47,163 "your iTunes is out of date," 183 00:07:47,164 --> 00:07:48,621 you know, which happens every time. 184 00:07:48,622 --> 00:07:49,815 "God damn it. Here it goes again. 185 00:07:49,816 --> 00:07:51,830 I got to download another version of iTunes." 186 00:07:52,304 --> 00:07:54,059 How many times have I hit "agree" to that, 187 00:07:54,060 --> 00:07:56,335 and I've never even read one line of it? 188 00:07:56,702 --> 00:07:58,172 It's like, "Kyle's in trouble. We got to help." 189 00:07:58,173 --> 00:07:59,380 He's like, " Fuck Kyle. I don't care." 190 00:07:59,381 --> 00:08:00,324 It's like, "dude, he agreed 191 00:08:00,325 --> 00:08:01,364 to the iTunes terms and conditions." 192 00:08:01,365 --> 00:08:03,076 Like, "Oh, my God. Get him inside." 193 00:08:05,276 --> 00:08:07,425 The joke is that everyone always reads that 194 00:08:07,426 --> 00:08:07,987 except for Kyle. 195 00:08:08,153 --> 00:08:09,350 Even Butters is sitting with him. 196 00:08:09,351 --> 00:08:11,727 "Whoa, you...Well, how can you agree to something 197 00:08:11,728 --> 00:08:12,839 "you didn't read, Kyle? 198 00:08:14,447 --> 00:08:17,497 Never, ever, ever click something without reading it." 199 00:08:17,663 --> 00:08:18,944 "I said 'disagree.'" 200 00:08:19,623 --> 00:08:22,268 because then Stan even showing up at Cartman's house going, "we got to hide Stan." 201 00:08:22,269 --> 00:08:22,951 And then Cartman's like, "why?" 202 00:08:22,952 --> 00:08:26,639 And it's like, "he agreed to the fucking iTunes terms and conditions." 203 00:08:27,078 --> 00:08:28,991 - "God damn it." - "Did he read it?" 204 00:08:28,992 --> 00:08:31,301 I happened to be downloading the new version of iTunes 205 00:08:31,302 --> 00:08:33,055 for the 400th time, and it was like, 206 00:08:33,281 --> 00:08:34,657 clicking on that "agree" thing. 207 00:08:34,658 --> 00:08:36,884 I'm like, "oh, you know, I wonder if there's anything 208 00:08:36,885 --> 00:08:38,977 really messed-up in here that I'm agreeing to." 209 00:08:39,312 --> 00:08:41,697 Then we had this parody of Human Centipede 210 00:08:41,698 --> 00:08:42,636 that went into it. 211 00:08:42,637 --> 00:08:44,210 And then you start to... "Oh, wait, 212 00:08:44,211 --> 00:08:46,028 this is actually starting to be something." 213 00:08:47,832 --> 00:08:49,906 Just draw a little Kyle hat on that second one. 214 00:08:49,907 --> 00:08:52,083 There's just Kyle in the middle just getting fucked. 215 00:08:59,178 --> 00:09:00,956 Let's just do a profile shot first, 216 00:09:00,957 --> 00:09:03,168 just sort of what it really looks like in Human Centipede. 217 00:09:03,334 --> 00:09:06,234 Let's see that as the side shot, and then let's also see it 218 00:09:06,235 --> 00:09:10,744 basically, like, Japanese guy head-on with Kyle 219 00:09:10,745 --> 00:09:12,546 kind of peeking out back here 220 00:09:12,547 --> 00:09:14,420 and then her back here, 221 00:09:15,166 --> 00:09:17,095 if we decide we're gonna go that route, 222 00:09:17,096 --> 00:09:18,880 we'll probably build a walk cycle for it. 223 00:09:18,852 --> 00:09:19,850 You know, sort of... 224 00:09:27,068 --> 00:09:29,942 So I got them corel'ing the real version. 225 00:09:29,943 --> 00:09:31,375 Whenever Cartman comes in, just... 226 00:09:31,376 --> 00:09:32,930 It doesn't matter what's going on in the story. 227 00:09:32,931 --> 00:09:35,576 He just has to have brought the front guy a huge cappuccino 228 00:09:35,577 --> 00:09:36,367 with six extra shots. 229 00:09:36,533 --> 00:09:38,786 He just brings him a huge coffee. 230 00:09:39,336 --> 00:09:43,374 I've learned that men really super...They dig poo. 231 00:09:43,789 --> 00:09:45,687 It's like, the goes in here, 232 00:09:45,688 --> 00:09:48,045 out the fucking ass into this mouth. 233 00:09:48,046 --> 00:09:51,110 In this fucking ass, up this mouth, up into a cloud. 234 00:09:51,838 --> 00:09:54,220 Down in the mouth, out the fucking ass of this person. 235 00:09:56,692 --> 00:09:58,866 "Just upload all your stuff to the cloud 236 00:09:58,867 --> 00:10:00,975 and then down into your fucking asshole." 237 00:10:01,204 --> 00:10:04,021 "Go to shit to his mouth and to his ass." 238 00:10:04,272 --> 00:10:07,282 The Japanese man could have to talk for the whole centipede, you know? 239 00:10:07,599 --> 00:10:08,702 It's like, "What do you want to do, Kyle?" 240 00:10:09,081 --> 00:10:11,001 "He said he want to", you know? 241 00:10:11,002 --> 00:10:12,703 "Just whisper into my asshole." 242 00:10:16,071 --> 00:10:17,353 You know, generally, like, it's a good idea 243 00:10:17,354 --> 00:10:18,573 if everyone in the room is laughing 244 00:10:18,574 --> 00:10:20,167 and then Anne Garefino is kind of looking 245 00:10:20,168 --> 00:10:21,703 a little bit like, "hmm, really? 246 00:10:21,704 --> 00:10:22,621 We're doing that?" 247 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,641 And we're like, "Oh, yeah, Anne. We're gonna do that." 248 00:10:27,268 --> 00:10:30,264 When they shit into each other's mouths, 249 00:10:30,712 --> 00:10:32,818 we're not gonna see feces in the iteration 250 00:10:32,819 --> 00:10:34,436 that I have seen so far, 251 00:10:34,437 --> 00:10:37,608 but I don't know what's gonna happen at the end yet. 252 00:10:37,609 --> 00:10:38,784 We haven't written the end. 253 00:10:39,805 --> 00:10:40,585 Maybe. Yes. 254 00:10:40,586 --> 00:10:42,316 Maybe we see them being sewn together. 255 00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:46,139 Thanks. Happy Easter to you too. 256 00:10:49,773 --> 00:10:52,142 Oh, I like these pastels. 257 00:10:55,738 --> 00:10:57,156 "More violent on the shake." 258 00:10:57,393 --> 00:10:59,414 Just got to match Kyle's head to the butt. 259 00:11:01,208 --> 00:11:04,674 And then I got to do the same thing to his butt and her head. 260 00:11:04,741 --> 00:11:08,508 In this building, you not only have to be good and diverse, 261 00:11:08,574 --> 00:11:10,041 but you also have to be fast, 262 00:11:10,108 --> 00:11:13,006 'cause if it takes you four days to get something done, 263 00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:14,542 you can't really contribute. 264 00:11:14,607 --> 00:11:16,874 When push comes to shove and we're in production, 265 00:11:16,941 --> 00:11:19,774 people just have to be able to turn stuff around. 266 00:11:20,012 --> 00:11:22,181 Most studios have a storyboard department, 267 00:11:22,347 --> 00:11:23,408 and all they do is storyboard. 268 00:11:23,475 --> 00:11:25,341 Then you'll have a character design department, 269 00:11:25,408 --> 00:11:26,774 and all they do is character design, 270 00:11:26,841 --> 00:11:28,941 and then they'll have a background design department, 271 00:11:29,008 --> 00:11:30,857 and they'll all get a couple of days or three days or so 272 00:11:31,023 --> 00:11:32,942 to at least do their job. 273 00:11:33,108 --> 00:11:34,027 Everybody in here does all that, 274 00:11:34,275 --> 00:11:36,508 and in 1/10 of the time of a normal studio. 275 00:11:36,574 --> 00:11:38,941 Usually, Simpsons and Family Guy, 276 00:11:39,008 --> 00:11:40,641 those shows take, like eight to ten months, 277 00:11:40,707 --> 00:11:42,869 and we're doing it, you know, six days. 278 00:11:43,035 --> 00:11:45,375 No one does an animated show like this. 279 00:11:45,442 --> 00:11:46,908 On Thursday, we get one scene. 280 00:11:46,974 --> 00:11:48,841 We jam it through the storyboard departments. 281 00:11:48,908 --> 00:11:50,308 We get the boards drawn. 282 00:11:50,375 --> 00:11:53,241 We get editorial to build that initial animatic. 283 00:11:53,308 --> 00:11:55,548 The guys will go in and record that scene. 284 00:11:55,714 --> 00:11:56,808 Trey's the quarterback. 285 00:11:56,874 --> 00:11:58,217 We're kind of like the offensive line. 286 00:11:58,383 --> 00:12:01,008 If Trey all of a sudden wants to do an homage to Heavy Metal, 287 00:12:01,075 --> 00:12:02,375 the animated movie... 288 00:12:02,442 --> 00:12:05,933 Appease the gods by lathering her boobs with soapy suds. 289 00:12:06,099 --> 00:12:07,310 Okay. 290 00:12:07,476 --> 00:12:08,841 We have to figure out how to do that. 291 00:12:08,908 --> 00:12:11,314 If he wants to do guys bouncing on their nut sack... 292 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:13,983 I'm stoned off my balls. 293 00:12:14,149 --> 00:12:15,485 It's our job to figure out how it works. 294 00:12:15,651 --> 00:12:18,175 But it all starts and ends with Trey and Matt. 295 00:12:21,108 --> 00:12:24,841 So sorry, Kyle, but I am starving. 296 00:12:24,908 --> 00:12:27,041 Which would you rather I eat? 297 00:12:27,108 --> 00:12:30,442 Should I eat cuttlefish and asparagus 298 00:12:30,508 --> 00:12:32,741 or the vanilla paste? 299 00:12:35,774 --> 00:12:37,774 Cuttlefish and asparagus? 300 00:12:40,259 --> 00:12:43,179 Very well. I will eat the cuttlefish. 301 00:12:45,808 --> 00:12:47,574 - You gonna do eating sounds? - Oh, yeah. 302 00:12:52,354 --> 00:12:54,008 That cuttlefish and... 303 00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:59,070 It's so funny. It's so stupid. 304 00:12:59,236 --> 00:13:02,698 That cuttlefish and asparagus is not sitting well. 305 00:13:05,208 --> 00:13:06,175 Oh, no! 306 00:13:06,241 --> 00:13:07,679 Cuttlefish... 307 00:13:10,508 --> 00:13:13,741 Cuttlefish is about to come out of my asshole! 308 00:13:16,275 --> 00:13:20,362 Oh, here it comes. Oh, it's going to be a lot. 309 00:13:22,467 --> 00:13:27,008 Hold on, Kyle. I believe in you! 310 00:13:46,216 --> 00:13:47,482 It's just so funny that Matt and I 311 00:13:47,549 --> 00:13:48,883 are in our 40s now, and we're still... 312 00:13:48,949 --> 00:13:50,816 Like, when that Japanese guy shits in Kyle's mouth 313 00:13:50,883 --> 00:13:52,216 and Kyle shits in the lady's mouth, 314 00:13:52,282 --> 00:13:54,237 it makes us laugh so goddamn hard, 315 00:13:54,596 --> 00:13:55,942 and I know it doesn't... 316 00:13:55,943 --> 00:13:57,345 There's, like, a lot of people out there 317 00:13:57,346 --> 00:13:59,617 that don't laugh at that shit as hard as we do. 318 00:14:00,049 --> 00:14:01,848 But it's just so satisfying for me, 319 00:14:01,849 --> 00:14:03,606 especially after going from Book of Mormon 320 00:14:03,607 --> 00:14:05,815 and all the... You know, the Broadway and the accolades 321 00:14:05,816 --> 00:14:07,380 and all this, like... you know, and it was great. 322 00:14:07,381 --> 00:14:09,240 I'm super proud of that, but it's just so funny 323 00:14:09,241 --> 00:14:10,683 to come back here and just do a Japanese guy 324 00:14:10,684 --> 00:14:12,780 shitting in Kyle's mouth, 'cause it just... 325 00:14:13,317 --> 00:14:15,229 it's just back to our roots, you know? 326 00:14:15,415 --> 00:14:19,119 Hold on, Kyle! I believe in you! 327 00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:21,060 Yeah, just keep him kind of moving and shaking. 328 00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:22,645 So he's like, "Oh, God. It's gonna be a lot. 329 00:14:22,646 --> 00:14:24,947 Here it comes! Hold on, Kyle! I believe in you!" 330 00:14:28,350 --> 00:14:30,716 Even though we're a partnership... 331 00:14:30,782 --> 00:14:32,450 And I really do feel that way, 332 00:14:32,515 --> 00:14:34,515 that we each bring kind of, like, something different 333 00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:37,615 to the table, and it's why it's made us survive and stuff... 334 00:14:37,682 --> 00:14:39,716 The way that the stories, 335 00:14:39,782 --> 00:14:41,183 either in South Park or the movies, 336 00:14:41,249 --> 00:14:43,249 are expressed is completely through Trey. 337 00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:44,682 Like, Trey's the chef. 338 00:14:44,749 --> 00:14:46,416 Hey, you see my iPad, Token? 339 00:14:46,482 --> 00:14:48,615 Funny, you don't seem to have one. 340 00:14:48,682 --> 00:14:50,549 I thought your family was rich! 341 00:14:51,895 --> 00:14:54,590 Tom Saltzman says you just glued a piece of glass 342 00:14:54,591 --> 00:14:56,938 to an iPad cover and you're faking it. 343 00:14:57,104 --> 00:14:58,767 Flatter on the... "Tom Saltzman says 344 00:14:58,834 --> 00:15:00,134 "you just glued a piece of glass 345 00:15:00,201 --> 00:15:02,168 to an iPad cover and you're faking it." 346 00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:03,468 - So keep that, okay. - Yeah. 347 00:15:03,535 --> 00:15:06,034 Tom Saltzman says you just glued a piece of glass 348 00:15:06,101 --> 00:15:08,268 to an iPad cover and you're faking it. 349 00:15:08,334 --> 00:15:09,501 Yeah, that's a good one. 350 00:15:09,567 --> 00:15:11,923 When we first started getting famous and stuff, 351 00:15:11,924 --> 00:15:13,555 "Oh, yeah, Matt and Trey, and Trey's the director. 352 00:15:13,556 --> 00:15:13,910 "Well, Matt"... 353 00:15:14,298 --> 00:15:15,636 And I got calls for, like... "Hey, you can"... 354 00:15:15,637 --> 00:15:19,133 I mean, I got offers to direct studio comedies, 355 00:15:19,372 --> 00:15:22,006 the crap shit that I probably didn't want to do anyway, 356 00:15:22,072 --> 00:15:24,507 but, you know, in my head, I was just like, 357 00:15:24,673 --> 00:15:25,939 "you really don't know what you're doing." 358 00:15:25,940 --> 00:15:27,307 Like, don't you know what I mean? 359 00:15:27,373 --> 00:15:29,473 Like, yeah, maybe I could go fool people for a little bit, 360 00:15:29,540 --> 00:15:31,740 and maybe I might get lucky here or there with a scene or two, 361 00:15:31,807 --> 00:15:32,974 or I might pull off a little bit, 362 00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:34,506 but it's not in my DNA. 363 00:15:34,573 --> 00:15:37,241 I don't have that competing skill set, 364 00:15:37,307 --> 00:15:40,506 so whatever I've got channels through him. 365 00:15:41,022 --> 00:15:43,673 Like, it's just like any time that you get a band, 366 00:15:43,740 --> 00:15:44,940 you can sit there and be like, 367 00:15:45,007 --> 00:15:47,249 "okay, well, it's all Eddie Van Halen." 368 00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:49,427 But as soon as David Lee Roth leaves, 369 00:15:49,428 --> 00:15:50,678 you're like, "fuck that band." 370 00:15:51,186 --> 00:15:52,489 You know what I mean? 371 00:15:52,490 --> 00:15:54,788 And it's like...You know, and Eddie can sit there and say, 372 00:15:54,789 --> 00:15:56,243 "well, I write everything," and it's like, 373 00:15:56,244 --> 00:15:58,541 "yeah, but you're not Van Halen without David Lee Roth." 374 00:15:59,030 --> 00:16:00,309 Bring in Matt. 375 00:16:00,434 --> 00:16:02,046 Where I can get in and be tough 376 00:16:02,113 --> 00:16:03,445 is exactly where Trey's not, 377 00:16:03,512 --> 00:16:05,412 and where he can be tough is exactly where I'm not. 378 00:16:05,479 --> 00:16:08,759 That's helped us in the business of the whole thing too. 379 00:16:14,890 --> 00:16:16,166 Are we talking to each other? 380 00:16:16,233 --> 00:16:18,799 - You can talk to each other... - That'd be really weird. 381 00:16:18,865 --> 00:16:20,732 You know, you won't get in an argument with Trey. 382 00:16:20,799 --> 00:16:22,607 Trey's not gonna argue with you about something, 383 00:16:22,773 --> 00:16:25,359 and I'll argue about your everything all the time. 384 00:16:28,199 --> 00:16:29,166 Yeah, it's not gonna feel right. 385 00:16:29,233 --> 00:16:29,384 I'll tell you. 386 00:16:29,385 --> 00:16:30,844 Us talking to each other is not... 387 00:16:30,845 --> 00:16:32,874 We don't talk to each other like that. 388 00:16:32,999 --> 00:16:34,076 You know what I mean? 389 00:16:34,242 --> 00:16:36,370 I'm not trying to throw a wrench in your thing. 390 00:16:36,536 --> 00:16:38,254 If you want us to look in the camera and answer questions, 391 00:16:38,255 --> 00:16:38,873 we can do that. 392 00:16:39,039 --> 00:16:40,709 So this is the camera? Which one's the camera? 393 00:16:40,710 --> 00:16:41,598 - The middle. - The middle one. Okay. 394 00:16:42,042 --> 00:16:43,711 Trey and Matt's the band, 395 00:16:43,877 --> 00:16:47,882 and no matter who does what or whatever, that's the band. 396 00:16:48,048 --> 00:16:50,932 We're trying to find out exactly what Kyle agreed to. 397 00:16:50,999 --> 00:16:54,299 The...There can't be anything in that agreement that allows 398 00:16:54,366 --> 00:16:57,350 a company to do what they're talking about to Kyle. 399 00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:59,518 Oh, nope. Here it is right here. 400 00:16:59,684 --> 00:17:02,732 "By clicking 'agree,' you're also acknowledging that Apple 401 00:17:02,799 --> 00:17:04,865 "may sew your mouth to the butthole 402 00:17:04,932 --> 00:17:06,609 of another iTunes user." 403 00:17:10,111 --> 00:17:10,961 Really broke. 404 00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:18,676 They broke at a bar, and so I did this little thing with a paper clip, 405 00:17:18,677 --> 00:17:19,604 and see how it's all swirly? 406 00:17:19,605 --> 00:17:20,915 People think it's a fashion statement. 407 00:17:21,581 --> 00:17:23,886 I was renting a studio apartment, 408 00:17:24,155 --> 00:17:26,449 and I had a little futon on the floor, and Matt slept... 409 00:17:26,450 --> 00:17:28,664 Would kind of get all his dirty clothes together 410 00:17:28,665 --> 00:17:30,299 at the end of the day and sleep on those. 411 00:17:30,465 --> 00:17:33,511 Any money we had was to live or get our own thing going. 412 00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:36,208 We created this thing called The Spirit of Christmas on VHS. 413 00:17:36,275 --> 00:17:37,808 People started copying and copying, 414 00:17:37,875 --> 00:17:39,841 and that became this, like, viral video, 415 00:17:39,908 --> 00:17:41,435 but before the Internet. 416 00:17:41,601 --> 00:17:43,542 It's crazy now to look back at Spirit of Christmas. 417 00:17:43,609 --> 00:17:46,008 You're like, "what the fuck is that piece of shit?" 418 00:17:46,075 --> 00:17:47,858 - It's crazy. - So shitty. 419 00:17:48,024 --> 00:17:51,529 Tomorrow is my birthday, yet all is not right. 420 00:17:51,695 --> 00:17:54,365 Your birthday is on Christmas? That sucks, dude. 421 00:17:54,531 --> 00:17:57,674 I must find a place called "The Mall." 422 00:17:57,741 --> 00:17:58,941 Well, we can take you to the mall, Jesus. 423 00:17:59,008 --> 00:18:00,830 Yeah, it's over this way. 424 00:18:00,831 --> 00:18:03,122 We'd have people call us and say, 425 00:18:03,123 --> 00:18:04,794 "dude, you got to see this thing. I'm gonna send you this thing." 426 00:18:04,795 --> 00:18:06,182 And we're like, "that's ours." 427 00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:07,403 And then we had people... 428 00:18:07,404 --> 00:18:08,554 'Cause we didn't put our names on it. 429 00:18:08,555 --> 00:18:10,464 That was another thing that drove people nuts. 430 00:18:10,630 --> 00:18:12,000 We found out people were getting jobs 431 00:18:12,001 --> 00:18:13,098 saying that they did it. 432 00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:14,674 Dudes were getting directing jobs, 433 00:18:14,741 --> 00:18:17,008 commercial jobs, and we just, like, had no job... 434 00:18:17,009 --> 00:18:18,545 They're like, "we got the guys that made Spirit of Christmas." 435 00:18:18,546 --> 00:18:20,056 And we're like, "we made fucking Spirit of Christmas." 436 00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:21,012 They're like, "yeah, yeah." 437 00:18:21,013 --> 00:18:23,315 We pitched it to FOX, and we actually made 438 00:18:23,316 --> 00:18:25,980 these big things with construction paper on 'em, 439 00:18:26,146 --> 00:18:27,410 and I was so proud of it. 440 00:18:27,411 --> 00:18:28,315 It was like a school project. 441 00:18:28,481 --> 00:18:32,058 The woman at fox at the time was like, "yeah, no. 442 00:18:32,059 --> 00:18:34,741 "You know, what people want to see in animation is, 443 00:18:34,808 --> 00:18:36,175 "they don't want to see kids. 444 00:18:36,242 --> 00:18:37,542 They want to see families." 445 00:18:37,609 --> 00:18:39,442 And we're like, "well, we can get into the family. 446 00:18:39,509 --> 00:18:40,774 "You know, we've got... 447 00:18:40,841 --> 00:18:42,674 Each boy could have their family, and that's"... 448 00:18:42,741 --> 00:18:45,374 And she was like, "no, yeah, it's just not gonna work." 449 00:18:45,540 --> 00:18:47,460 We went to Comedy Central with it. 450 00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:50,008 Music from Primus opens South Park, and from there, 451 00:18:50,075 --> 00:18:51,275 four eight-year-old boys 452 00:18:51,342 --> 00:18:54,800 and other crudely drawn characters will rock your world. 453 00:18:54,966 --> 00:18:57,342 Oh, my God! They killed Kenny! 454 00:18:57,408 --> 00:18:58,721 You bastard! 455 00:18:58,887 --> 00:19:00,575 The highest-rated television show on cable 456 00:19:00,641 --> 00:19:01,849 for more than a month... 457 00:19:02,015 --> 00:19:04,674 You go to hell! You go to hell and you die! 458 00:19:04,741 --> 00:19:06,604 South Park on Comedy Central, 459 00:19:06,770 --> 00:19:09,815 an instant cult hit and cultural icon. 460 00:19:09,981 --> 00:19:12,902 Screw you guys. I'm going home. 461 00:19:13,068 --> 00:19:15,529 Good, you deserve to die, you little bastard! 462 00:19:17,230 --> 00:19:18,763 Hi, my name is Leslie. 463 00:19:18,829 --> 00:19:20,618 I'll be your genius. 464 00:19:30,330 --> 00:19:31,879 This is all for the pilot. 465 00:19:32,565 --> 00:19:35,770 So they'd put this mouth on, and then they'd shoot, you know, 466 00:19:35,771 --> 00:19:38,800 two frames of film, and then they would take that mouth off, 467 00:19:39,260 --> 00:19:40,796 and then, like, they would dab it like that. 468 00:19:40,863 --> 00:19:43,597 That's how sometimes they'd get coffee on the teeth. 469 00:19:43,664 --> 00:19:46,630 It took the guys two to three hours to do one shot, 470 00:19:46,696 --> 00:19:49,772 and it took pretty much all summer to do the pilot. 471 00:19:50,393 --> 00:19:51,729 No, kitty. 472 00:19:51,796 --> 00:19:54,068 This is my pot pie. 473 00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:55,903 No, kitty. You bad kitty. 474 00:19:56,069 --> 00:19:58,614 No, kitty, it's my pot pie! 475 00:19:58,780 --> 00:19:59,615 Mom! 476 00:19:59,781 --> 00:20:02,664 This is where Cartman gets the anal probe, 477 00:20:02,729 --> 00:20:04,870 and it's when that bright blue light comes in. 478 00:20:05,036 --> 00:20:06,664 You know, he's laying in his bed right here. 479 00:20:06,830 --> 00:20:10,664 It's mostly Trey's style from high school and drawing. 480 00:20:10,729 --> 00:20:13,397 The style comes from his passion of Monty Python 481 00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:16,297 and the style that Terry Gilliam did in Monty Python. 482 00:20:16,363 --> 00:20:17,530 You know, it was still animated, 483 00:20:17,597 --> 00:20:19,552 but you didn't have to draw every frame. 484 00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:21,696 He'd just draw our characters, and some of the comedy 485 00:20:21,763 --> 00:20:25,266 comes from the crudeness of the animation. 486 00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:28,686 Wow, this is great. 487 00:20:28,852 --> 00:20:32,197 Boy, those look shitty. 488 00:20:32,263 --> 00:20:35,630 Like, this is our original panning shot for the cafeteria. 489 00:20:35,696 --> 00:20:37,896 Yeah, so the frame would be like that, you know, 490 00:20:37,963 --> 00:20:39,780 so we'd pull the camera way in. 491 00:20:39,946 --> 00:20:41,297 Depending on what was taped down 492 00:20:41,363 --> 00:20:42,867 and what wasn't taped down on the animation side of it, 493 00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:44,497 that would bring these characters to life. 494 00:20:44,564 --> 00:20:46,497 Like, 'cause as you're, you know, changing the mouths 495 00:20:46,564 --> 00:20:47,829 or putting on different eyes, 496 00:20:47,896 --> 00:20:49,896 your character would have a slightly different bump 497 00:20:49,963 --> 00:20:50,958 and a little jiggle to it. 498 00:20:51,124 --> 00:20:52,497 It's still stop-motion animation. 499 00:20:52,564 --> 00:20:54,430 It's still someone moving Cartman over and going, 500 00:20:54,497 --> 00:20:55,337 "key frame." 501 00:20:55,503 --> 00:20:56,896 It's still just frame by frame 502 00:20:56,963 --> 00:20:59,197 and a bunch of really talented people looking at every piece 503 00:20:59,263 --> 00:21:01,760 of visual art and doing it really fast. 504 00:21:01,926 --> 00:21:04,030 Oh, what should I do on my iPad next? 505 00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:06,390 So instead of coming from back here, 506 00:21:06,556 --> 00:21:08,230 start him here, side view. 507 00:21:08,297 --> 00:21:10,597 And he's like, "Kyle, what should I do next?" 508 00:21:10,664 --> 00:21:12,855 And he's still doing his thing. 509 00:21:13,021 --> 00:21:14,297 "Kyle, wow, what should I do next? 510 00:21:14,363 --> 00:21:15,963 "Oh, man. Should I email some friends? 511 00:21:16,030 --> 00:21:17,263 Or maybe I should buy some apps." 512 00:21:17,330 --> 00:21:18,829 Then turns and then goes this way. 513 00:21:18,896 --> 00:21:21,298 So he'll have a little bit of front view where he's like... 514 00:21:26,130 --> 00:21:28,664 "Oh, wow. This is totally awesome." 515 00:21:28,729 --> 00:21:30,696 Tap, tap, tap. 516 00:21:30,763 --> 00:21:32,630 There a season where you made the decision, like, 517 00:21:32,696 --> 00:21:34,015 "we're gonna start turning it over in a week?" 518 00:21:34,016 --> 00:21:35,665 No, it just started happening 519 00:21:35,666 --> 00:21:37,621 where we would do it in two weeks. 520 00:21:37,622 --> 00:21:38,524 And then we would do it in... "Oh, my God. 521 00:21:38,525 --> 00:21:39,497 "We just did a show in ten days. 522 00:21:39,498 --> 00:21:40,614 I can't believe... that was crazy." 523 00:21:40,615 --> 00:21:41,824 And then it was like, "oh, my God, seven days." 524 00:21:41,825 --> 00:21:43,025 And then it was like, "oh, my God, we just did it." 525 00:21:43,026 --> 00:21:46,267 And then it just turned into, like, we just do a show a week, 526 00:21:46,268 --> 00:21:47,640 and it just kind of got there. 527 00:21:47,979 --> 00:21:50,416 Technology got to the place so we could do that too. 528 00:21:50,761 --> 00:21:54,392 15 years ago, we were using $30,000 desktop boxes 529 00:21:54,393 --> 00:21:55,530 that were really specialized, 530 00:21:55,531 --> 00:21:58,338 and even they were, like, creeping slow compared to now. 531 00:21:58,339 --> 00:22:00,367 We just have Macs off the shelf. 532 00:22:00,368 --> 00:22:01,103 So basically, 533 00:22:01,104 --> 00:22:04,405 the show can keep up with as fast as we can go. 534 00:22:11,999 --> 00:22:14,574 Time to kick off the road to the 2011 Tony Awards, 535 00:22:14,575 --> 00:22:16,752 Broadway's biggest and brightest night. 536 00:22:16,918 --> 00:22:18,874 The Book of Mormon leads all shows this year 537 00:22:18,941 --> 00:22:20,422 with 14 nominations. 538 00:22:20,588 --> 00:22:22,341 - So happy for you, Trey. - Yeah, it's good. 539 00:22:22,408 --> 00:22:23,807 - Congratulations. - It's good. 540 00:22:27,441 --> 00:22:29,107 Celebrate by working all day. 541 00:22:29,174 --> 00:22:30,849 Yay, fun. 542 00:22:38,874 --> 00:22:40,985 I was thinking the chick on the back could be Lady Gaga, 543 00:22:41,192 --> 00:22:43,070 'cause then you could put her in, like, a sweet costume. 544 00:22:43,236 --> 00:22:44,740 She's the one to agreed to it on purpose, 545 00:22:44,807 --> 00:22:47,408 'cause this is her new... It's her new lipstick. 546 00:22:47,575 --> 00:22:49,541 Kirstie Alley. That's pretty funny, right? 547 00:22:49,608 --> 00:22:51,174 We're gonna make it an actress, right? 548 00:22:51,241 --> 00:22:53,408 Yeah, I was thinking of making it some actress, like... 549 00:22:56,791 --> 00:22:58,961 They've said " fuck you" to every celebrity pretty much, 550 00:22:59,127 --> 00:23:01,374 which they were doing before the show too. 551 00:23:01,441 --> 00:23:04,107 They would fart on celebrities at parties, 552 00:23:04,174 --> 00:23:07,803 and now they do it on the air, and the celebrity smells it. 553 00:23:07,969 --> 00:23:10,541 Mr. Cruise, you can't just stay in the closet, all right? 554 00:23:10,608 --> 00:23:11,541 You need to come out. 555 00:23:11,608 --> 00:23:12,740 What's going on? 556 00:23:12,807 --> 00:23:14,268 Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet. 557 00:23:14,434 --> 00:23:16,441 Paris Hilton is making an appearance at the mall. 558 00:23:17,541 --> 00:23:18,608 You know, at SNL, it's like, 559 00:23:18,675 --> 00:23:19,907 "well, we might want that person to host. 560 00:23:19,974 --> 00:23:21,241 Do we want to pick on that person?" 561 00:23:21,308 --> 00:23:23,241 Or, "that person is already mad at us because of"... 562 00:23:23,308 --> 00:23:25,195 You know what I mean? There's all political reasons. 563 00:23:25,361 --> 00:23:27,174 Get in there and see if you can disarm the snuke 564 00:23:27,241 --> 00:23:28,341 in Ms. Clinton's snatch. 565 00:23:28,408 --> 00:23:30,826 All right, I'm nearing her snizz now. 566 00:23:30,992 --> 00:23:32,641 What they want to do in being funny is just, 567 00:23:32,707 --> 00:23:34,474 like, that's it, you know. 568 00:23:34,541 --> 00:23:36,007 Like, that's the priority. 569 00:23:36,074 --> 00:23:37,916 That's like...They don't worry about anything else. 570 00:23:38,082 --> 00:23:39,740 Ah, my nipples, they hurt! 571 00:23:39,807 --> 00:23:41,374 They hurt when I twist them. 572 00:23:41,441 --> 00:23:43,547 Oprah's vagina has killed a police officer 573 00:23:43,713 --> 00:23:45,674 and taken several people hostage. 574 00:23:48,843 --> 00:23:50,974 Ms. Lopez, we're dropping you from the label. 575 00:23:51,041 --> 00:23:52,473 Oh, no, you didn't. 576 00:23:52,639 --> 00:23:54,641 Mostly, it's just 'cause that's their personalities, 577 00:23:54,807 --> 00:23:58,020 to be like, "fuck everybody," 360 degrees. 578 00:24:00,007 --> 00:24:02,279 Trey got nominated for Blame Canada, 579 00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:04,146 and so I think I went as your date, right? 580 00:24:04,147 --> 00:24:06,664 So it was like, "well, you can go with Trey's as a plus one," 581 00:24:06,665 --> 00:24:08,197 and he didn't have a girlfriend at the time, 582 00:24:08,198 --> 00:24:09,471 and he was like, "you can go as my date." 583 00:24:09,472 --> 00:24:10,084 And I was like, "oh, that's funny." 584 00:24:10,085 --> 00:24:11,450 So then it was like, "well, wouldn't it be funny 585 00:24:11,451 --> 00:24:13,839 "if I shaved my legs and dressed up in a fancy dress 586 00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:15,808 "and tried to pass myself off as some weird-looking, 587 00:24:15,809 --> 00:24:16,801 "tall, European... 588 00:24:16,845 --> 00:24:18,540 Eastern European model or something?" 589 00:24:18,706 --> 00:24:20,241 We talked about, like, big duck outfits, 590 00:24:20,242 --> 00:24:21,412 and we're like, "well, if we go in 591 00:24:21,413 --> 00:24:23,441 "with big duck costumes, they're not gonna... 592 00:24:23,442 --> 00:24:25,439 "Then they have a reason to not let us in, 593 00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:27,278 "but if we're wearing what other people are wearing, 594 00:24:27,279 --> 00:24:29,111 then they really can't say, 'you can't come in.'" 595 00:24:29,345 --> 00:24:31,512 friend of ours had sugar cubes with LSD. 596 00:24:31,846 --> 00:24:33,807 That's so crazy now to think, like... 597 00:24:33,874 --> 00:24:34,974 That's so nuts. 598 00:24:35,041 --> 00:24:36,820 The whole idea...I mean, even to just go, 599 00:24:36,821 --> 00:24:37,871 "okay, you're gonna go to the Oscars... 600 00:24:37,872 --> 00:24:39,108 Take acid and go to the Oscars." 601 00:24:39,109 --> 00:24:40,298 I'd be like, "no, dude, I'm not doing that, 602 00:24:40,299 --> 00:24:42,575 'cause I don't know what I'm gonna end up doing." 603 00:24:42,576 --> 00:24:43,809 That'd even be too scary. 604 00:24:44,107 --> 00:24:46,006 They have all these streets blocked off, 605 00:24:46,073 --> 00:24:47,940 'cause you have to go through the biggest limo line 606 00:24:48,006 --> 00:24:49,173 in the world to get dropped off. 607 00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:51,006 And it was like, we finally got up to the front, 608 00:24:51,073 --> 00:24:53,940 and we were both, I think, going, "oh, shit." 609 00:24:54,006 --> 00:24:55,106 If you've taken acid, 610 00:24:55,173 --> 00:24:56,674 you know that one of the trippiest parts 611 00:24:56,739 --> 00:24:58,873 of when you're on any psychedelics is transitioning, 612 00:24:58,940 --> 00:25:01,440 when you go inside to outside or outside to inside. 613 00:25:01,507 --> 00:25:02,607 You know, like, that, 614 00:25:02,674 --> 00:25:04,006 "oh, we're in a different space." 615 00:25:04,073 --> 00:25:06,273 I will never forget the moment getting out of the limo, 616 00:25:06,340 --> 00:25:08,806 and there was, like, 60,000 fucking people 617 00:25:08,873 --> 00:25:10,839 and every camera in the Western Hemisphere there, 618 00:25:10,906 --> 00:25:13,428 and it was like, "let's go!" 619 00:25:19,207 --> 00:25:20,806 Right now, we're gonna go downstairs to... 620 00:25:20,873 --> 00:25:22,373 Kind of simple and kind of elegant? 621 00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:23,772 - I don't know. - Doubt it. 622 00:25:23,938 --> 00:25:24,906 Tell us. 623 00:25:24,973 --> 00:25:26,507 Okay, talk about a fashion statement. 624 00:25:26,574 --> 00:25:30,640 Now, two of you are nominated for best song, Blame Canada. 625 00:25:30,706 --> 00:25:32,607 - Matt's not. - I'm not. 626 00:25:32,674 --> 00:25:34,373 We said, "we can't say anything about them." 627 00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:36,040 - Nothing about the dresses. - No matter what they ask us. 628 00:25:36,106 --> 00:25:37,674 So everyone would go, "guys, what about the dresses? 629 00:25:37,739 --> 00:25:38,773 Why the dresses?" 630 00:25:38,839 --> 00:25:39,839 And we'd go, "magical night tonight. 631 00:25:39,906 --> 00:25:40,831 Just all the stars are out." 632 00:25:40,997 --> 00:25:42,273 Is that why you're in the dress? 633 00:25:42,340 --> 00:25:44,307 It's just such a magical evening, and everyone... 634 00:25:44,373 --> 00:25:46,073 It's just, everyone looks so spectacular. 635 00:25:46,140 --> 00:25:47,839 You know, we just wanted to be a part of it all. 636 00:25:47,906 --> 00:25:50,173 It's a night of magic. 637 00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:51,440 Come on. 638 00:25:51,507 --> 00:25:53,706 Only thing we could have done a little bit better is, 639 00:25:53,773 --> 00:25:55,762 we could have put powdered sugar all over our noses. 640 00:25:57,073 --> 00:25:59,057 Just to have been totally like, "fuck you." 641 00:25:59,223 --> 00:26:01,207 I also remember, actually, then having to sit there 642 00:26:01,273 --> 00:26:04,938 in the actual Oscars, and you're coming down off the acid. 643 00:26:05,104 --> 00:26:06,607 So you're simultaneously coming down, 644 00:26:06,674 --> 00:26:08,507 and you're having to now sit through the Oscars, 645 00:26:08,574 --> 00:26:09,674 which suck. 646 00:26:09,739 --> 00:26:11,273 There were people there that were like, 647 00:26:11,340 --> 00:26:12,340 "dude, this is my big night. 648 00:26:12,407 --> 00:26:13,340 fuck you." 649 00:26:14,507 --> 00:26:16,006 That was the funniest thing to us. 650 00:26:16,073 --> 00:26:17,006 We're like, "really? 651 00:26:17,073 --> 00:26:18,307 "Like, this is fucking bullshit. 652 00:26:18,373 --> 00:26:21,806 It's Hollywood. Like, let's rock, you know?" 653 00:26:21,873 --> 00:26:23,340 But we don't have any friends anymore. 654 00:26:23,407 --> 00:26:25,000 I wonder why. 655 00:26:30,674 --> 00:26:32,507 I think that maybe now what we should do 656 00:26:32,674 --> 00:26:33,906 is fill in all of the blanks 657 00:26:33,973 --> 00:26:34,973 we need...We have to fill in. 658 00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:36,307 We are in danger of doing 659 00:26:36,373 --> 00:26:37,674 our typical first show thing 660 00:26:37,739 --> 00:26:39,723 where we've just got way too many ingredients. 661 00:26:39,889 --> 00:26:42,106 We haven't introduced the idea of apps at all or anything, 662 00:26:42,173 --> 00:26:44,006 and that's why whatever this thing is at the end 663 00:26:44,073 --> 00:26:47,147 is gonna have to be so fast. 664 00:26:47,313 --> 00:26:48,806 I'm just worried about time. 665 00:26:58,770 --> 00:26:59,770 You know what I mean? 666 00:26:59,837 --> 00:27:01,203 And not one of our whole other ideas, 667 00:27:01,270 --> 00:27:04,206 but, like, one of the other character's storylines. 668 00:27:04,372 --> 00:27:08,169 We just feel like the Cartman being pissed off 669 00:27:08,236 --> 00:27:10,370 about not getting his thing... 670 00:27:10,436 --> 00:27:12,570 Like, him going home and screaming at his mom, saying, 671 00:27:12,637 --> 00:27:15,436 "you fuck me, 'cause now all the kids think I have an iPad, 672 00:27:15,503 --> 00:27:17,261 and I've got to show up tomorrow with nothing." 673 00:27:18,970 --> 00:27:20,236 "Because everyone thinks I have an iPad. 674 00:27:20,303 --> 00:27:21,703 "'Cause I told them 'cause I don't have one. 675 00:27:21,770 --> 00:27:22,975 That's how fucked you me." 676 00:27:23,141 --> 00:27:24,670 "Cause you didn't get me one!" 677 00:27:25,937 --> 00:27:27,336 She's like, "well, we can get you something, 678 00:27:27,403 --> 00:27:28,503 "but it's gonna be your birthday present, 679 00:27:28,570 --> 00:27:29,503 you know, for next month." 680 00:27:29,570 --> 00:27:30,870 And he's like, "that's... okay." 681 00:27:30,937 --> 00:27:32,470 Then they're at Best Buy, and he's all happy. 682 00:27:32,537 --> 00:27:33,470 And he goes over... 683 00:27:33,537 --> 00:27:35,904 Okay, Wi-Fi Plus 3G, 64-gig. 684 00:27:35,970 --> 00:27:36,863 This one! This one! 685 00:27:37,029 --> 00:27:39,157 Oh, sweetie, $900? 686 00:27:39,323 --> 00:27:40,136 And she's like, "well, no, Cartman. 687 00:27:40,203 --> 00:27:41,236 Let's get these, 'cause"... 688 00:27:41,303 --> 00:27:42,837 "Toshiba Handibook? Fuck you, mom." 689 00:27:44,412 --> 00:27:46,770 And he gets all... 690 00:27:46,837 --> 00:27:48,537 "It's $200, and I'm willing to get you one." 691 00:27:48,603 --> 00:27:49,937 He's like, "why don't you just wear a condom 692 00:27:50,004 --> 00:27:51,044 if you're gonna fuck me." 693 00:27:51,210 --> 00:27:53,069 You want to fuck me, mom? Just say so. 694 00:27:53,136 --> 00:27:54,423 Go ahead. Here. 695 00:27:54,589 --> 00:27:56,470 Huh? Go ahead, mom. Fuck me. 696 00:27:56,537 --> 00:27:58,010 Fuck me right here in the Best Buy. 697 00:27:58,176 --> 00:28:00,036 And it just cuts to the car, and he's crying. 698 00:28:01,103 --> 00:28:03,390 "I'm sorry." 699 00:28:05,203 --> 00:28:07,236 "Oh, does 'fuck' mean something naughty?" 700 00:28:07,303 --> 00:28:09,855 "I'm just a little boy." 701 00:28:10,021 --> 00:28:12,937 Why did you go outside to a police officer and say, 702 00:28:13,004 --> 00:28:15,610 "help, help, my mom is trying to fuck me"? 703 00:28:17,436 --> 00:28:19,236 Oh, wait, I get it now. 704 00:28:19,303 --> 00:28:21,637 The "F" word is a no-no word, 705 00:28:21,703 --> 00:28:24,004 and I shouldn't say it around other people. 706 00:28:24,069 --> 00:28:26,069 I'm sorry, mama. 707 00:28:26,136 --> 00:28:27,637 If you're really sorry, 708 00:28:27,703 --> 00:28:29,904 then you'll understand why you aren't getting anything. 709 00:28:31,503 --> 00:28:34,370 Well, now, that doesn't really have any logical sense, mommy, 710 00:28:34,436 --> 00:28:35,803 because I'm already being punished 711 00:28:35,870 --> 00:28:39,918 by not getting the iPad, mama. 712 00:28:40,801 --> 00:28:41,670 Oh, wait, I get it now. 713 00:28:41,737 --> 00:28:45,432 The "F" word is a no-no word. 714 00:28:45,598 --> 00:28:47,503 Oh, wait, I get it now. 715 00:28:47,570 --> 00:28:49,503 The "F" word is a no-no word, 716 00:28:49,570 --> 00:28:51,670 and I shouldn't say it around other people. 717 00:28:51,737 --> 00:28:52,939 I'm sorry, mama. 718 00:28:53,105 --> 00:28:54,775 If you're really sorry, 719 00:28:54,941 --> 00:28:57,069 then you'll understand why you aren't getting anything. 720 00:28:57,136 --> 00:28:59,780 This place is built around them being 721 00:28:59,946 --> 00:29:02,870 a completely self-sufficient operation. 722 00:29:02,937 --> 00:29:06,136 There aren't shows that have been 220 episodes 723 00:29:06,203 --> 00:29:08,904 of the same people writing it, directing it, 724 00:29:08,970 --> 00:29:11,004 doing all the voices, watching every shot, 725 00:29:11,069 --> 00:29:14,203 every frame, and they also preserve that outsider status. 726 00:29:14,270 --> 00:29:16,603 Instinctively, I think that helps you to be funny, 727 00:29:16,670 --> 00:29:20,103 is to not have an allegiance to any organization or whatever. 728 00:29:20,169 --> 00:29:21,676 I think that's one of the reasons why... 729 00:29:22,118 --> 00:29:23,970 It's taking so long to do. 730 00:29:24,036 --> 00:29:27,391 I think someone just farted into the P.A. System. 731 00:29:27,557 --> 00:29:29,670 And so I guess there's a good chance that was Trey, 732 00:29:29,737 --> 00:29:31,061 but I don't know. 733 00:29:32,909 --> 00:29:38,193 So it's Monday at, what, 6:10 P.M.? 734 00:29:38,359 --> 00:29:41,036 I'm pretty scared right now, 'cause I'm up to 28 pages, 735 00:29:41,103 --> 00:29:45,103 and I still have one, two, three, four, five scenes 736 00:29:45,169 --> 00:29:47,004 still to write, and so... 737 00:29:47,069 --> 00:29:48,970 And each scene's about a minute long usually, 738 00:29:49,036 --> 00:29:52,703 so this is gonna end up being about a 40-page script, 739 00:29:52,770 --> 00:29:55,836 I think, which just means it just becomes brutal, 740 00:29:56,002 --> 00:29:59,069 because you have to go back in tomorrow and start... 741 00:29:59,136 --> 00:30:00,503 As you're coming up with new stuff, 742 00:30:00,570 --> 00:30:02,904 then you've got to start taking scenes that are there 743 00:30:02,970 --> 00:30:05,303 and figuring out, "okay, how can we make this same thing happen 744 00:30:05,370 --> 00:30:06,847 in half the time and rewrite it?" 745 00:30:07,013 --> 00:30:10,970 And I sort of always call it the rule of replacing "ands" 746 00:30:11,036 --> 00:30:13,004 with either "buts" or "therefores," 747 00:30:13,069 --> 00:30:14,670 and so it's always like, "this happens, 748 00:30:14,737 --> 00:30:16,770 and then this happens, and then this happens." 749 00:30:16,837 --> 00:30:18,970 Whenever I can go back in the writing and change that to, 750 00:30:19,036 --> 00:30:20,169 "this happens. 751 00:30:20,236 --> 00:30:22,637 Therefore, this happens, but this happens"... 752 00:30:22,703 --> 00:30:24,737 You know, whenever you can replace your "ands" 753 00:30:24,803 --> 00:30:28,326 with "buts" or "therefores," it makes for better writing. 754 00:30:28,492 --> 00:30:31,136 The only note I have on this week's show is "pussy" 755 00:30:31,203 --> 00:30:32,703 and "fuck" and "shit." 756 00:30:32,770 --> 00:30:35,770 So do you want to bleep it, push it, have me ask standards? 757 00:30:35,837 --> 00:30:37,036 What do you think? 758 00:30:37,103 --> 00:30:39,169 I think we should try to see if we can get "pussy" 759 00:30:39,236 --> 00:30:40,169 and lose fuck. 760 00:30:40,236 --> 00:30:42,036 Okay. I'll see what I can do. 761 00:30:42,103 --> 00:30:43,436 "Fuck" is not funny. "Pussy"... 762 00:30:44,503 --> 00:30:45,470 All right. 763 00:30:49,036 --> 00:30:50,236 It's so fucking ridiculous, 764 00:30:50,303 --> 00:30:52,336 but that actually is the way we do things. 765 00:30:54,136 --> 00:30:56,436 Now, the whole Cartman through-story in this 766 00:30:56,503 --> 00:31:00,108 is about Cartman getting screwed. 767 00:31:00,274 --> 00:31:04,403 He gets screwed by his mother, by Dr. Phil, by everybody, 768 00:31:04,470 --> 00:31:08,825 and finally, at the end, he gets screwed by God. 769 00:31:08,991 --> 00:31:11,004 I need my ass lubed up if you're gonna me, God! 770 00:31:11,069 --> 00:31:13,436 Or how about you just moisten my ass with your tongue first, huh? 771 00:31:13,503 --> 00:31:14,837 How's that, God? 772 00:31:14,904 --> 00:31:16,875 Could lick my butthole before you fuck me next time? 773 00:31:22,970 --> 00:31:24,883 Standards said, "maybe not. 774 00:31:25,049 --> 00:31:26,737 "You can keep that line, but you just got to be 775 00:31:26,803 --> 00:31:29,513 a little less explicit about explaining what that is." 776 00:31:29,679 --> 00:31:31,870 So I'm just kind of waiting for Trey to rewrite it, 777 00:31:31,937 --> 00:31:33,308 and then I have to send it in again. 778 00:31:36,018 --> 00:31:37,770 Do you think you could have done this episode... 779 00:31:37,837 --> 00:31:39,703 Like, if this was season two, do you think that... 780 00:31:39,770 --> 00:31:41,169 No. No. 781 00:31:41,236 --> 00:31:42,637 This show wouldn't... no. 782 00:31:42,703 --> 00:31:46,203 Like, go look at season two or season one, and it's so tame. 783 00:31:46,270 --> 00:31:49,699 It's like yo gabba gabba! By comparison to what we do now. 784 00:31:49,865 --> 00:31:51,370 Go home, you little dildo. 785 00:31:51,436 --> 00:31:53,620 Dude, don't call my brother a dildo. 786 00:31:53,837 --> 00:31:55,203 What's a dildo? 787 00:31:55,270 --> 00:31:57,169 We do shit now on the show that we could have never done 788 00:31:57,236 --> 00:31:58,083 in the second season. 789 00:31:59,236 --> 00:32:01,294 Ah, yes. 790 00:32:01,460 --> 00:32:02,470 Dad? 791 00:32:02,537 --> 00:32:03,380 Randy! 792 00:32:03,546 --> 00:32:06,737 Oh, there was a ghost. 793 00:32:06,803 --> 00:32:09,052 There's ectoplasm. 794 00:32:09,218 --> 00:32:10,870 We're always surprised, too, by... 795 00:32:10,937 --> 00:32:13,723 Sometimes in a week, we're like, "dude, could we really do this?" 796 00:32:13,889 --> 00:32:15,303 Just like most women out there, 797 00:32:15,370 --> 00:32:17,004 I've gotten into queefing lately. 798 00:32:17,069 --> 00:32:18,937 There's a lot of fun and interesting ways 799 00:32:19,004 --> 00:32:20,169 we can decorate our queefs 800 00:32:20,236 --> 00:32:22,370 and just make them more dynamic for the holidays. 801 00:32:22,436 --> 00:32:26,303 What we're gonna do is just cut out some paper, like this. 802 00:32:26,370 --> 00:32:28,436 You can cut out little stars or little moon shapes. 803 00:32:28,503 --> 00:32:32,004 And then jam those up. 804 00:32:32,069 --> 00:32:33,970 And then I've got some simple little sparkles 805 00:32:34,036 --> 00:32:34,970 from the hobby store. 806 00:32:36,937 --> 00:32:39,040 See how pretty that was? 807 00:32:39,206 --> 00:32:40,803 "Like, okay. I guess we're gonna do this. 808 00:32:40,870 --> 00:32:42,136 We'll see what happens." 809 00:32:42,203 --> 00:32:44,004 And then nothing happens, and everyone's like, 810 00:32:44,069 --> 00:32:45,770 "yeah, that's just South Park. Anyway"... 811 00:32:45,837 --> 00:32:49,370 And, like, that's just sort of... And it's just because, you know, 812 00:32:49,436 --> 00:32:51,570 the way that South Park was sort of brought into the world 813 00:32:51,637 --> 00:32:52,737 and the way it all started, 814 00:32:52,837 --> 00:32:54,770 even in its very first season and everything. 815 00:32:54,837 --> 00:32:57,637 That's just what it is, and so it's... 816 00:32:57,703 --> 00:33:01,103 For anyone to now... and especially 15 years later, 817 00:33:01,169 --> 00:33:02,203 for anyone to go up and go, 818 00:33:02,270 --> 00:33:03,670 "did you see this thing on South Park? 819 00:33:03,737 --> 00:33:04,770 That was really offensive." 820 00:33:04,837 --> 00:33:06,370 Someone's gonna be like, "dude, shut up. 821 00:33:06,436 --> 00:33:07,570 It's South Park." 822 00:33:07,637 --> 00:33:09,779 I hope that shit's still funny bleeped. 823 00:33:10,004 --> 00:33:11,203 Like what? 824 00:33:11,270 --> 00:33:13,503 All that shit about fuck me and fuck me and... 825 00:33:13,570 --> 00:33:15,785 The fucking animatic's hysterical the Dr. Phil thing. 826 00:33:16,004 --> 00:33:19,069 Eric, you say that your mom fucked you? 827 00:33:19,136 --> 00:33:21,036 Yes, she fucked me so hard. 828 00:33:21,103 --> 00:33:23,960 She me fucked on Christmas. She me fucked on my birthday. 829 00:33:26,670 --> 00:33:28,632 You know, mom, the least you could do is kiss me first. 830 00:33:28,798 --> 00:33:31,770 If I was gonna fuck my son, I'd kiss him first. 831 00:33:38,104 --> 00:33:41,404 Got this massive Death Star that I haven't even taken out 832 00:33:41,471 --> 00:33:44,171 of the box yet, 'cause it's gonna be a beast. 833 00:33:44,237 --> 00:33:46,274 Sometimes to get my brain working a different way, 834 00:33:46,504 --> 00:33:48,737 I'll just sit there and put legos together, 'cause it just... 835 00:33:48,803 --> 00:33:50,803 you got an instruction book, and you just sit there, 836 00:33:50,870 --> 00:33:52,870 and you do exactly what something else tells you to do 837 00:33:52,937 --> 00:33:54,937 instead of you having to tell everybody what to do. 838 00:33:55,004 --> 00:33:57,004 And it's just therapeutic. 839 00:33:57,070 --> 00:33:58,578 But I did that one last run. 840 00:33:58,744 --> 00:34:00,004 And actually, you can turn it on. 841 00:34:00,070 --> 00:34:01,004 It actually walks. 842 00:34:01,070 --> 00:34:02,237 It's pretty sweet. 843 00:34:04,137 --> 00:34:05,870 McDonald's. 844 00:34:05,937 --> 00:34:07,504 I got it. 845 00:34:07,571 --> 00:34:08,970 Chicken nuggets, 846 00:34:09,037 --> 00:34:14,104 and always with sweet and sour or hot mustard. 847 00:34:14,171 --> 00:34:15,404 - Big Mac? - Yeah. 848 00:34:15,471 --> 00:34:18,571 And how does McDonald's affect your creativity? 849 00:34:18,638 --> 00:34:19,933 It doesn't. 850 00:34:20,099 --> 00:34:22,770 I just makes me happy for, like, five minutes, 'cause I get... 851 00:34:22,837 --> 00:34:27,237 I hate writing so much, 'cause the writing part of it 852 00:34:27,304 --> 00:34:30,371 is actually so, like, lonely and sad, you know, 853 00:34:30,437 --> 00:34:32,803 'cause it's just... There's that thing. 854 00:34:32,870 --> 00:34:34,471 I know everyone's waiting for me to, like, 855 00:34:34,538 --> 00:34:39,104 get it done, and, like... 856 00:34:39,171 --> 00:34:41,137 And just that little battle of fighting over lines 857 00:34:41,204 --> 00:34:42,970 and, like, trying to figure out what the best way 858 00:34:43,037 --> 00:34:44,204 to say certain things are, 859 00:34:44,271 --> 00:34:46,271 so I just hate it so much that a little bit... 860 00:34:46,337 --> 00:34:47,335 It's just a little sunshine. 861 00:34:51,449 --> 00:34:52,890 No, he's not. 862 00:34:53,015 --> 00:34:55,009 I'll find him. Okay. 863 00:34:55,271 --> 00:34:56,837 The search for Trey. 864 00:35:14,638 --> 00:35:16,698 So what's going on with this show? 865 00:35:21,004 --> 00:35:23,371 What I'm hearing is, is that there's a bunch to write, 866 00:35:23,437 --> 00:35:27,803 so I anticipate that we'll go real long hours. 867 00:35:32,271 --> 00:35:34,437 So we need some pretty significant cuts. 868 00:35:34,504 --> 00:35:35,937 - Yeah. - Okay. 869 00:35:36,004 --> 00:35:37,304 Almost every week on Sunday or Monday, 870 00:35:37,371 --> 00:35:38,437 I'm pretty bummed out. 871 00:35:38,504 --> 00:35:39,904 I'm pretty much just like, "ugh." 872 00:35:39,970 --> 00:35:42,371 And then I kind of get a little better on Tuesday, 873 00:35:42,437 --> 00:35:43,638 maybe a little bummed out, 874 00:35:43,703 --> 00:35:45,604 and then Trey gets really bummed out on Tuesday. 875 00:35:45,670 --> 00:35:47,904 We kind of hit our lulls or whatever, 876 00:35:47,970 --> 00:35:49,856 but I'm always like, Sunday, Monday, I'm like, "oh, my God. 877 00:35:49,981 --> 00:35:52,471 This, the show, this thing sucks." 878 00:35:56,171 --> 00:35:57,604 Terrible. 879 00:35:57,670 --> 00:35:59,970 I'm embarrassed for putting this piece of shit on the air. 880 00:36:00,037 --> 00:36:02,670 A lot of funny stuff's just gonna have to get cut out. 881 00:36:02,737 --> 00:36:03,737 You just can't have a show 882 00:36:03,803 --> 00:36:05,079 where "A" to "B" doesn't make any sense. 883 00:36:05,204 --> 00:36:06,604 And I'm bummed, 'cause I know, 884 00:36:06,670 --> 00:36:08,404 based on what I've handed over and everything, 885 00:36:08,471 --> 00:36:09,937 it's not gonna be a 5:00 A.M. day. 886 00:36:10,004 --> 00:36:12,137 It's gonna be a 9:00, 10:00 A.M. day. 887 00:36:29,737 --> 00:36:33,404 Beginning of act two is that; Then we come back, 888 00:36:33,471 --> 00:36:34,970 and that's when it's, 889 00:36:35,037 --> 00:36:37,004 "okay, the Geniuses are gonna see us now." 890 00:36:37,070 --> 00:36:38,171 And then, act three, 891 00:36:38,237 --> 00:36:40,337 we just start with the unveiling of the thing. 892 00:36:40,404 --> 00:36:42,404 And then we go to, they're doing the bubble thing, 893 00:36:42,471 --> 00:36:44,737 and Gerald flips out, joins Apple. 894 00:36:44,803 --> 00:36:45,829 We're back, and that's it. 895 00:36:45,995 --> 00:36:47,204 That's great. 896 00:36:47,271 --> 00:36:48,604 Yeah, that actually works. 897 00:36:53,137 --> 00:36:55,638 Hey, script's here, guys. Hey. 898 00:36:55,703 --> 00:36:57,337 Oh, thanks, Rick. 899 00:36:59,037 --> 00:37:02,004 To keep the action balanced over here, she's back here. 900 00:37:11,337 --> 00:37:13,565 Yeah, right now, we just got... I just dropped in the audio. 901 00:37:13,731 --> 00:37:14,770 We're pulling the storyboards. 902 00:37:14,837 --> 00:37:16,604 I was in a hurry, you see, 903 00:37:16,670 --> 00:37:18,737 and I didn't know what I was agreeing to. 904 00:37:18,803 --> 00:37:21,104 I can't even read "Engrish." 905 00:37:21,171 --> 00:37:23,870 See...I want to redo these lines all wild. 906 00:37:23,995 --> 00:37:26,035 Do it wild. I just want to get 'em again. 907 00:37:26,437 --> 00:37:28,371 I just clicked "agree." 908 00:37:28,437 --> 00:37:30,070 I-I didn't read it. 909 00:37:30,137 --> 00:37:31,504 I was in a hurry, you see, 910 00:37:31,571 --> 00:37:34,377 and I-I-I didn't know what I was agreeing to. 911 00:37:34,543 --> 00:37:36,770 - Yeah. That's good. - Great. 912 00:37:39,798 --> 00:37:41,175 It's okay if he starts out... 913 00:37:45,004 --> 00:37:47,737 Well, no, that doesn't really have any logical sense, mommy, 914 00:37:47,803 --> 00:37:49,017 because I'm already being punished 915 00:37:49,237 --> 00:37:50,638 by not getting the iPad. 916 00:37:50,703 --> 00:37:52,237 Mama. 917 00:37:52,304 --> 00:37:55,304 Please, can we just go back and get the Toshiba Handibook? 918 00:37:55,371 --> 00:37:56,774 No! 919 00:37:56,899 --> 00:37:58,770 Well, then can we at least pull up here 920 00:37:58,837 --> 00:38:00,371 and get some dinner? 921 00:38:00,437 --> 00:38:02,337 'Cause I like to be wined and dined 922 00:38:02,404 --> 00:38:03,489 after I've been fucked! 923 00:38:11,489 --> 00:38:12,264 Come on. 924 00:38:14,888 --> 00:38:16,836 We'll get you separated, little boy. 925 00:38:16,961 --> 00:38:19,797 Guess you won't be eating Japanese food for a while, huh? 926 00:38:20,554 --> 00:38:23,430 Oh, no, don't make me "raff." Don't make me "raff." 927 00:38:23,967 --> 00:38:25,042 I always feel like, 928 00:38:25,109 --> 00:38:27,555 "wow, I wish I had another day with this show." 929 00:38:27,721 --> 00:38:30,008 That's the reason that there's so many episodes of South Park 930 00:38:30,075 --> 00:38:32,209 we're able to get done, is 'cause there just is a deadline, 931 00:38:32,275 --> 00:38:34,042 and you can't keep going, 'cause there would be 932 00:38:34,109 --> 00:38:36,142 so many shows that I'm like, "no, no, it's not ready yet. 933 00:38:36,209 --> 00:38:36,597 Not ready yet." 934 00:38:36,596 --> 00:38:38,942 And I would have spent four weeks on one show. 935 00:38:39,108 --> 00:38:41,084 All you do is start second-guessing yourself 936 00:38:41,151 --> 00:38:43,404 and rewriting stuff, and it gets over-thought, 937 00:38:43,570 --> 00:38:45,823 and it would have been 5% better. 938 00:38:45,989 --> 00:38:48,076 Why did you do this to me, God? 939 00:38:48,242 --> 00:38:49,818 Next time you're gonna get my hopes up, 940 00:38:49,884 --> 00:38:51,871 could you please take me to a grease monkey? 941 00:38:52,037 --> 00:38:54,499 'Cause I like to get lubed up before I get fucked! 942 00:39:04,424 --> 00:39:06,218 The draft is ready, but that's the only part. 943 00:39:15,551 --> 00:39:17,480 Good job. 944 00:39:17,646 --> 00:39:19,017 Okay, good job, you guys. Excellent. 945 00:39:19,084 --> 00:39:20,993 Thank you. 946 00:39:21,118 --> 00:39:22,951 - Do this to the camera. - For the camera. 947 00:39:24,685 --> 00:39:25,905 I think it's a good episode. 948 00:39:26,071 --> 00:39:29,118 It's really twisted, but Trey can't see it that way. 949 00:39:29,184 --> 00:39:31,119 Trey won't be able to see it that way today. 950 00:39:31,351 --> 00:39:33,251 Wednesday morning, after finishing an episode, 951 00:39:33,318 --> 00:39:34,318 he never likes it. 952 00:39:41,218 --> 00:39:44,917 First shows usually kill us, kill us, and this one did, 953 00:39:44,984 --> 00:39:46,951 and that will have a ripple effect. 954 00:39:47,017 --> 00:39:48,386 I mean, that's good. 955 00:39:53,318 --> 00:39:54,418 The first couple episodes, 956 00:39:54,485 --> 00:39:56,485 we actually delivered a couple days early. 957 00:39:56,551 --> 00:39:57,951 We don't do that anymore. 958 00:40:01,651 --> 00:40:03,785 It was a little bit sloppy and reckless, 959 00:40:03,852 --> 00:40:06,951 but sometimes, especially after something like Book of Mormon, 960 00:40:07,017 --> 00:40:08,651 we just got to get back in that way, 961 00:40:08,718 --> 00:40:11,659 and hopefully the shows will get a little tighter as we go. 962 00:40:19,852 --> 00:40:22,752 Got 18 minutes to have this tape feeding 963 00:40:22,818 --> 00:40:25,506 to New York so that they can begin roll. 964 00:40:40,118 --> 00:40:41,397 Excellent. Great. 965 00:40:53,418 --> 00:40:55,661 All right. See you again next week. 966 00:40:55,827 --> 00:40:56,996 All right, you guys. Thank you. 967 00:40:57,121 --> 00:40:58,915 One down. Six to go. 968 00:41:14,637 --> 00:41:18,931 Sync by YYeTs Corrections by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com