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BOY: Most people
think of themselves as individuals,
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that there's no-one on the planet like them.
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This thought motivates them
to get out of bed,
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eat food, and walk around
like nothing's wrong.
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My name is Oliver Tate.
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# ALEX TURNER: Stuck On The Puzzle (lntro)
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# I'm not the kind of fool
who's gonna sit and sing to you
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# About stars, girl
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# But last night I looked up
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# Into the dark half of the blue
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# And they'd gone backwards
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TEACHER: "What kind of young person am I?"
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That's the challenge. We talk about challenges.
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Well, that's the challenge
I'm giving you this term.
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A gauntlet, so to speak.
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But this gauntlet is also an opportunity.
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An opportunity for self-discovery.
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What do I mean by "self-discovery"?
Mark Pritchard?
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- Having a wank, sir?
- (Suppressed laughter)
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Discovery of the self.
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Who am I?
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OLIVER:
I find that the only way to get through life
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is to picture myself
in an entirely disconnected reality.
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I often imagine
how people would react to my death.
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Mr Dunthorne's quavering voice
as he makes the announcement.
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The shocked faces of my classmates.
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A playground bedecked with flowers.
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The empty stillness of a school corridor.
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Local news analysis.
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Oliver Tate was a popular
and much-loved pupil.
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Many of the people I've spoken to here
referred to him as an example.
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He was so funny and so smart.
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He's gonna be really missed.
It's so bad. He's so young.
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OLIVER: Tear-streaked tributes.
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(Sobbing muffles speech)
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I just wanted to hug him. I just wish I had.
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I wish I could have said goodbye,
but I never said anything to him.
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OLIVER: The steady stoicism of my parents.
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All the girls liked him.
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Other boys respected him,
looked up to him, I guess.
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Candlelit vigils.
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We are witnessing incredible,
unprecedented scenes of quiet devotion.
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Behind me a vigil that's been repeated
all over the country.
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A testimony to the love felt for Oliver Tate
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and the loss felt by his friends...
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and, frankly, by Wales on the whole.
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And, finally, my glorious resurrection.
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Don't ask how. Just know
that I'm now more powerful than ever.
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OLIVER: Let's get off.
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(Whispers) Zoe.
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Zoe, this is for you. It's yours.
It has your name on it. Take it.
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- It's not mine.
- Please take it.
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That note seems fascinating, Oliver Tate.
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You know the rules. Stand up and read it out.
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I can't. It's Zoe's.
She gave it to me and I was gonna...
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(Bell rings)
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Saved by the bell once again, Mr Tate.
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All right, take your time.
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I know you're all gagging
to get to double Biology but don't rush.
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Jordana Bevan's only real flaws
are her sporadic bouts of eczema.
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Other than that, she has many qualities.
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She never speaks about herself.
She could be anything.
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Perhaps she's a Fabian.
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That would make her a socialist
who advocates gradual change.
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She's moderately unpopular, which makes
a romance between us more likely.
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She's also a girl - to be seen with her
would improve my street cred,
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which, though high, could be higher.
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Lastly, she's now single,
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cos Mark Pritchard cheated on her
with Abby Smuts at the school disco.
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The full extent of the betrayal
is still the subject of speculation.
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Chips knows there's
nothing more attractive than a bully.
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He also knows that Zoe Preece
is a legitimate target
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because she's overweight
and won't accept notes in class.
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Essentially, I disapprove of bullying.
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Jordana seems to enjoy it in moderation.
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I must not let my principles
stand in the way of progress.
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I must be willing to adapt.
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Keep up, Tubs!
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This was the correct decision.
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Give it back now!
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This was a vivid memory of youth that I
would cherish when I was old and frail.
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Oh!
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Catch. Straight into the hands.
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We were working as a team,
testing each other's limits,
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challenging one another's bourgeois
assumptions of what was acceptable.
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ZOE: Oh, grow up! Grow up!
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I knew that these events - although
hard to bear at this precise moment -
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would help build Zoe Preece's
character in the long term.
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Aargh!
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(They laugh)
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Wanker!
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(Mouths)
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Honestly, Zoe, it was an accident.
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I mean, it was just unlucky
that you were there and that you fell in.
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We were playing... sort of like a game.
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And you can replace the stuff
that was in your bag.
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- I'm not saying it's cheap...
- Fuck off and die!
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In many ways, I prefer my own company.
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It gives me time to think.
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I suppose it's a bit of an affectation,
but I often read the dictionary.
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My word for today is "flagitious",
which means wickedly shameful.
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I live in a large house with my parents.
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They tell me that our area
has breathtaking scenery.
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I'm not sure I believe in scenery.
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However, the views allow me
to spy on our new neighbours.
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I don't know them yet
but they seem like terrible human beings.
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Ninjas.
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My parents have not had sex
for seven months.
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I've been monitoring their intimacy
via the dimmer switch in their bedroom.
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I know when they've been at it
because the dial will be set to halfway.
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I wish life could be more like
American soap operas.
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Then, whenever things got dramatic,
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you could just fade the picture down
and pick things up again later.
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Can you tell your mother to hurry up?
I'll be waiting in the road.
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- You look nice.
- Thank you.
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Yeah, you look good for your age. For a mum.
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Mum's getting the bus.
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MAN: So... I inherited it all.
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Well, er, it's been terrific. Small world, all that.
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It's such a lovely area.
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This used to be Jill's grandmother's house,
right?
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Yes.
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The hours we spent up in that room,
listening to records, hatching plans.
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Right, yes.
So are you going to be selling up?
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Just gonna let things take their own path.
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- You have a good day, Lloyd.
- OK, cheers, Graham.
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- Give my love to Jill.
- Will do.
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- Ciao, Lloyd.
- Goodbye.
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- You go get 'em, killer.
- I will.
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As usual, Dad drops me 800 yards from school.
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That way, I can slip in unnoticed, like a torpedo.
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Watch your step, motherfucker! Ha-ha
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You've got to wake up.
How many times have I told you?
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- Ellis?
- Yes, sir.
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- Griffiths?
- Here, sir.
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- Harris?
- Yes, sir.
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- Davies?
- Yes, sir.
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- Morris?
- Sir.
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Preece?
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Preece? Anyone seen Zoe?
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- Tate?
- Yeah, present.
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- Pritchard?
- Yes.
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Smuts?
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Wanker!
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Zoe Preece hasn't been in school for a while,
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so I've written a pamphlet
on how to break out of the victim cycle.
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I've also given her two examples to inspire her.
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Firstly, Rhydian Bird,
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who pulled his trousers down to fart
and followed through,
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calling an unhealthy turd onto the tarmac.
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But instead of looking embarrassed,
he screamed with laughter and pointed.
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Nobody could tease him about it
cos he was so proud.
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How do you even know all men read poems?
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All men do, unless you're gay. Are you gay?
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Secondly, Chips.
He wasn't even considered hot
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until the Watkins twins stabbed him
in the back with compasses.
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He said nothing, showed no discomfort
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as his shirt blossomed with blood poppies.
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His stoicism reminded me of the brave men
who died in the First World War.
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Chips is an outstanding bully.
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He once made our Religious Education teacher
cry using only Blu-Tack.
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Right, now, now, now.
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I don't quite know what I am yet.
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I've tried smoking a pipe...
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...flipping coins...
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listening exclusively to French crooners.
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Other times I go to the beach
and stare at the sea.
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Someone made a documentary
about a prominent thinker
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who struggled with unspeakable loss.
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I've even had a brief hat phase.
But nothing stuck.
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- Gene.
- What?
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The most secure route to Zoe is big Gene,
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who, over the last few months,
has become her only friend and confidante.
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Gene told me that Zoe had moved schools.
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She was very unhappy because she was bullied
and one boy even pushed her into a pond.
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Oh... I had no idea.
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I persuaded her to give Zoe the pamphlet
by saying it was a love letter.
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It's a big love letter.
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I've got a big heart.
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Sometimes I wish there was a film crew
following my every move.
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I imagine the camera craning up
as I walk away.
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But, unless things improve,
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the biopic of my life will only have
the budget for a zoom out.
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I feel bad, cutting into his head.
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Why? It's just a fucking frog.
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It's still a thing, though. It had life.
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Where do you think they get the frogs?
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I don't know.
Probably a lake or a river nearby.
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They probably have a guy that does it.
I could find out.
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- I don't actually want to know.
- Neither do I.
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- I'm just saying. You asked...
- I wonder where Fat is.
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- Zoe?
- Mm.
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- She hasn't been in school for a while.
- I hadn't noticed.
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I thought you would have.
She leaves a big gap.
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She's not on my radar.
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- Is it cos we pushed her into the pond?
- I didn't push her.
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- Think she's weeping herself to death?
- I didn't push her.
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Maybe you should write to her.
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Maybe you should write her
a pamphlet or something.
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What do you think?
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What is this?
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What do you want from me?
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Meet me under the railway bridge after school
and we'll take it from there.
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JORDANA:
Bring a Polaroid camera and a diary.
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OK?
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(Train clatters by overhead)
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- Got the camera and the diary?
- Do you have the pamphlet?
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Give me the camera.
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OK.
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Now kneel down.
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Please, Jordana... What is this?
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Kneel down.
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Close your eyes.
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(Train clattering)
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We kissed until our lips felt swollen.
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Her mouth tasted of milk, Polo mints
and Dunhill International.
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OK. Now take out the diary
and write today's date.
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Write a few paragraphs on how excited
you are to have kissed me.
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Mention what a dick Mark Pritchard is
and slag off Abby Sluts.
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- It's Smuts.
- Let's call her Sluts.
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I sit next to her in Geography, so we're mates.
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I don't need your life story.
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Wow. You look mentally retarded.
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Have you ever kissed anyone before?
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I had in fact only kissed
one person before - Zoe Preece.
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It was after the Cowboys And Indians
school disco.
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I told her if we were going to do it,
we had to hide behind the refectory.
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Her tongue was blue
from blackcurrant squash.
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It smouldered in the cold.
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OK, I've done it.
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Good.
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- Can I have the pamphlet now?
- No.
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- What will you do with the photos?
- Leave them lying around school.
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For people to accidentally find.
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Oh.
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What are you complaining about?
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This is conclusive proof
that you might not be gay.
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CHILDREN: Gaylord! Gaylord! Gaylord! Gaylord!
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Gaylord! Gaylord! Gaylord! Gaylord!
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Come on, gay boy, take back
what you said about me!
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I take it back. I take it back.
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And admit that you're in fact a gaylord.
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(Jeering)
244
00:17:07,277 --> 00:17:09,353
No. Do not admit it.
245
00:17:09,405 --> 00:17:11,942
- Do not admit that.
- Shut up, Chips.
246
00:17:11,991 --> 00:17:14,149
Fine. I'm gay. I'm very gay.
247
00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:16,193
(Shouting and laughter)
248
00:17:16,996 --> 00:17:18,703
And Jordana's a slut.
249
00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:21,576
- Jordana is a slut.
- No.
250
00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:23,666
Say it. Say it!
251
00:17:23,711 --> 00:17:25,335
No.
252
00:17:25,838 --> 00:17:27,960
Don't be a dick, Mark. Just let him go.
253
00:17:31,010 --> 00:17:33,132
Fine. I'll let him go.
254
00:17:34,179 --> 00:17:36,171
I'll let him go.
255
00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:39,640
If... he admits you're a slut.
256
00:17:39,685 --> 00:17:41,677
- Ooh.
- Just say it, gay boy.
257
00:17:41,729 --> 00:17:43,602
Say it.
258
00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:58,619
Why don't you go fuck yourself?
Fucking big gay.
259
00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:03,954
I was completely overbalanced.
260
00:18:04,418 --> 00:18:08,166
It was luck. I'm gonna get him for this.
I'll bring him so much pain.
261
00:18:08,213 --> 00:18:10,585
Probably catch him like he caught me,
on the sly.
262
00:18:11,884 --> 00:18:13,793
Blood.
263
00:18:16,055 --> 00:18:18,842
- Are you gonna get up now?
- Yeah. Sorry, yeah.
264
00:18:35,699 --> 00:18:38,272
- You've got scaly hands.
- It's eczema.
265
00:19:18,867 --> 00:19:21,488
Now that we had kissed
for non-blackmail purposes,
266
00:19:21,954 --> 00:19:25,073
I thought it gentlemanly
to escort Jordana home.
267
00:19:25,124 --> 00:19:28,623
When there, I asked if
268
00:19:28,669 --> 00:19:30,661
I'll think about it.
269
00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:34,206
But what she meant was, yes.
270
00:19:34,925 --> 00:19:36,917
We are now as one.
271
00:19:43,934 --> 00:19:45,926
(Gulls crying)
272
00:19:54,820 --> 00:19:56,777
Whenever I'm late home from school,
273
00:19:57,239 --> 00:20:00,442
my mother assumes I've been abducted
and left to drown in a lake.
274
00:20:00,659 --> 00:20:02,651
There he is. Oliver?
275
00:20:03,412 --> 00:20:05,819
My mother is worried
that I have mental problems.
276
00:20:06,290 --> 00:20:08,827
I found a book about
teenage paranoid delusions
277
00:20:08,876 --> 00:20:11,580
during a routine search
of my parents' bedroom.
278
00:20:11,628 --> 00:20:14,961
After that, I started slipping choice phrases
into our conversation.
279
00:20:15,007 --> 00:20:18,043
My body has been replaced by a shell.
My organs are made of stone.
280
00:20:18,093 --> 00:20:20,050
- I've been dead for years.
- Right.
281
00:20:20,095 --> 00:20:24,424
My mother is naturally neurotic and in her youth
even dreamed of being an actress.
282
00:20:24,474 --> 00:20:28,602
Until she was told by a speech therapist
her tongue was too big for her mouth.
283
00:20:28,645 --> 00:20:32,938
Now she works for the council's Legal
and Democratic Services department.
284
00:20:34,860 --> 00:20:36,270
(Photocopier whirs)
285
00:20:36,737 --> 00:20:38,895
One of the rules in her office
286
00:20:38,947 --> 00:20:41,069
- is that if it's your birthday...
- Ta-da.
287
00:20:41,116 --> 00:20:43,867
...you are held responsible
for bringing your own cake to work.
288
00:20:43,911 --> 00:20:45,950
- Happy birthday, Jill.
- Thank you.
289
00:20:47,456 --> 00:20:48,866
Oliver?
290
00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:51,325
Oliver, come here.
291
00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:52,918
Come here.
292
00:20:53,337 --> 00:20:55,329
Where are you going, Oliver?
293
00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:00,883
OK, sit up.
294
00:21:04,181 --> 00:21:07,881
- Are you being victimised again?
- No. I'm never victimised.
295
00:21:08,352 --> 00:21:10,095
You were, in primary school and Cubs.
296
00:21:10,145 --> 00:21:12,386
- I don't remember.
- I do. There was a lot of crying.
297
00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:14,348
- Is it drug related?
- How?
298
00:21:14,399 --> 00:21:16,391
- I don't know. You tell me.
- It's not.
299
00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:18,435
- Your pupils are huge.
- It's dark.
300
00:21:18,487 --> 00:21:21,404
- Is it self-harm?
- Why would I punch myself in the eye?
301
00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:24,318
- I really don't know.
- I wouldn't. This is stupid.
302
00:21:24,368 --> 00:21:27,238
I'm not going anywhere
until you tell me the truth.
303
00:21:28,747 --> 00:21:30,739
OK, I got into a fight.
304
00:21:31,208 --> 00:21:33,745
I was defending the honour of my girlfriend.
305
00:21:33,794 --> 00:21:35,371
OK, fine.
306
00:21:35,420 --> 00:21:37,496
You're not being serious, it's fine.
307
00:21:37,547 --> 00:21:39,539
No, I am. I have a girlfriend now.
308
00:21:39,591 --> 00:21:41,583
- Really?
- Yeah.
309
00:21:41,635 --> 00:21:43,177
- Do you?
- Yeah.
310
00:21:43,220 --> 00:21:44,797
- Really?
- Yeah.
311
00:21:44,846 --> 00:21:46,838
Of course.
312
00:21:46,890 --> 00:21:49,345
Yes, of course. I mean, why wouldn't... I didn't...
313
00:21:49,393 --> 00:21:52,429
- Did you think I was...
- No, I didn't. Come here.
314
00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:54,471
(She grunts)
315
00:21:58,610 --> 00:22:01,314
What a lovely little chat. You're doing so well.
316
00:22:19,298 --> 00:22:20,377
So?
317
00:22:20,841 --> 00:22:22,833
K-nock, k-nock, can I come in?
318
00:22:22,884 --> 00:22:25,375
This was the happiest
I'd seen my father for years.
319
00:22:26,096 --> 00:22:29,464
Not too long ago, I discovered
an empty bottle of anti-depressants,
320
00:22:29,933 --> 00:22:32,684
during another routine search
of my parents' bedroom.
321
00:22:32,728 --> 00:22:35,894
My research indicates it all started
when he was sacked from his job
322
00:22:35,939 --> 00:22:37,978
presenting on the Open University.
323
00:22:38,025 --> 00:22:40,017
My father is a marine biologist,
324
00:22:40,068 --> 00:22:43,152
and introduced a segment
called Mysteries Of The Deep.
325
00:22:43,196 --> 00:22:45,188
But he was an uneasy screen presence
326
00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:47,813
and never knew quite what to do with his hands.
327
00:22:49,411 --> 00:22:51,948
After his dismissal,
he spent several days in bed,
328
00:22:52,414 --> 00:22:55,367
drinking hot lemon from the same mug
and never washing it,
329
00:22:55,417 --> 00:22:57,493
a key sign of one of his downturns.
330
00:22:57,544 --> 00:22:59,750
Now he works at the local university,
331
00:22:59,796 --> 00:23:01,872
doing a job he finds difficult to explain
332
00:23:01,923 --> 00:23:04,923
to anyone without
a degree-level knowledge of fish.
333
00:23:08,388 --> 00:23:10,380
Listen, I hope you don't mind.
334
00:23:10,849 --> 00:23:13,885
But your mother informs me
that you have a girlfriend.
335
00:23:13,935 --> 00:23:16,390
Is there anything I can help you with there?
336
00:23:16,438 --> 00:23:18,311
I'm not sure yet. I'll let you know.
337
00:23:18,357 --> 00:23:20,064
OK. All right.
338
00:23:20,108 --> 00:23:22,065
Yes. Er... listen...
339
00:23:22,110 --> 00:23:24,601
I know you think I'm very boring, you know.
340
00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:29,657
But once... I ripped my vest off
in front of a woman
341
00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:33,197
and er... it was very effective, actually.
342
00:23:33,663 --> 00:23:34,742
I know.
343
00:23:34,790 --> 00:23:37,245
It produced a very atavistic response.
344
00:23:37,292 --> 00:23:39,450
That's just something to bear in mind.
345
00:23:40,545 --> 00:23:44,328
And listen, I made you a cassette recording.
346
00:23:44,966 --> 00:23:50,505
It's a compilation of songs I used to listen to
during some of my early formative relationships.
347
00:23:50,972 --> 00:23:53,260
Plus a couple of things I thought you might dig.
348
00:23:53,308 --> 00:23:56,759
I think music can make things seem
a bit more real, sometimes,
349
00:23:56,812 --> 00:23:58,721
- if you know what I mean.
- Thanks.
350
00:23:58,772 --> 00:24:01,938
I've also included some break-up songs
towards the end,
351
00:24:01,983 --> 00:24:04,687
just in case things don't work out.
352
00:24:04,736 --> 00:24:09,777
Which, obviously, you know, that isn't the aim,
though, I'm gonna tell you, it is likely.
353
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:12,192
Passion rarely lasts, I'm afraid.
354
00:24:12,786 --> 00:24:14,778
All right, well...
355
00:24:15,247 --> 00:24:18,200
good night and erm... well done!
356
00:24:18,250 --> 00:24:21,085
It's an achievement. It really is, of sorts.
357
00:24:21,128 --> 00:24:22,207
Good night, son.
358
00:24:40,772 --> 00:24:43,607
# Tomorrow I'll be quicker
359
00:24:44,443 --> 00:24:47,609
# I'll stare into the strobe light flicker
360
00:24:48,071 --> 00:24:50,988
# And afloat I'll stay
361
00:24:52,909 --> 00:24:57,617
# But I'm quite all right hiding today
362
00:25:00,125 --> 00:25:02,912
# Tomorrow I'll be faster
363
00:25:03,378 --> 00:25:06,746
# I'll catch what I've been chasing after
364
00:25:07,215 --> 00:25:10,215
# And have time to play
365
00:25:11,845 --> 00:25:16,803
# But I'm quite all right hiding today
366
00:25:19,436 --> 00:25:23,813
# And I will play the coconut shy
367
00:25:25,942 --> 00:25:28,942
# And win a prize even if it's rigged
368
00:25:29,404 --> 00:25:32,191
# I won't know when to stop
369
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:34,398
# And you can leave off my lid
370
00:25:34,784 --> 00:25:38,152
# And I won't even lose my fizz
371
00:25:38,788 --> 00:25:42,785
# I'll be the polka dots type
372
00:25:43,835 --> 00:25:48,662
# I'll know the way back if you know the way
373
00:25:51,510 --> 00:25:55,554
# But if you are, I am quite all right
374
00:25:56,681 --> 00:26:00,180
# Hiding today
375
00:26:01,186 --> 00:26:04,637
Jordana and I enjoyed a glorious
atavistic fortnight of lovemaking,
376
00:26:05,106 --> 00:26:07,478
humiliating teachers and bullying the weak.
377
00:26:07,526 --> 00:26:11,025
I've already turned these moments
into the Super-8 footage of memory.
378
00:26:16,785 --> 00:26:19,702
# Tomorrow I'll be stronger
379
00:26:20,580 --> 00:26:22,489
# Running colourful
380
00:26:22,958 --> 00:26:26,789
# No longer just in black and white
381
00:26:29,089 --> 00:26:33,585
# And quite all right hiding tonight
382
00:26:35,262 --> 00:26:40,636
# And I will have a game on the coconut shy
383
00:26:42,602 --> 00:26:46,017
# And win a prize even if it's rigged
384
00:26:46,481 --> 00:26:51,273
# I won't know when to stop
and you can leave off my lid
385
00:26:51,319 --> 00:26:55,316
# And I won't even lose my fizz
386
00:26:55,365 --> 00:26:59,908
# I'll be the polka dots type
387
00:27:00,662 --> 00:27:05,656
# I'll probably swim through a few lagoons
388
00:27:06,126 --> 00:27:08,118
# I'll have a spring in my step
389
00:27:08,169 --> 00:27:11,086
# And I'll get there soon
390
00:27:11,131 --> 00:27:14,297
# To sing you a happy tune
391
00:27:15,385 --> 00:27:17,377
# Tomorrow
392
00:27:17,846 --> 00:27:20,337
# And you'd better bring a change of clothes
393
00:27:20,599 --> 00:27:25,973
# So we can sail our laughing pianos
394
00:27:27,105 --> 00:27:30,770
# Along a beam of light
395
00:27:33,570 --> 00:27:40,106
# But I'm quite all right hiding tonight
396
00:27:45,540 --> 00:27:47,912
It's fucking ridiculous! How long's it been?
397
00:27:48,376 --> 00:27:50,167
Two weeks. It's fucking ridiculous!
398
00:27:50,211 --> 00:27:52,333
I'm not bothered. We've as good as done it.
399
00:27:52,380 --> 00:27:55,499
Never take more than a week
between everything but and stuffing it in.
400
00:27:55,550 --> 00:27:57,507
She's taking the piss. Keiron, back me up.
401
00:27:57,552 --> 00:27:59,591
- She's taking the piss, man.
- Thank you.
402
00:27:59,638 --> 00:28:01,630
Watch out, she's looking.
403
00:28:04,517 --> 00:28:06,509
Is she still looking?
404
00:28:06,978 --> 00:28:08,555
Yep.
405
00:28:09,356 --> 00:28:12,475
Jordana hates any place
that could be termed romantic.
406
00:28:12,942 --> 00:28:16,310
With this in mind, I took her to
one of my favourite industrial estates,
407
00:28:16,363 --> 00:28:18,355
for some quality one-on-one time.
408
00:28:26,998 --> 00:28:28,990
This is nice, isn't it?
409
00:28:30,460 --> 00:28:32,452
JORDANA: Yeah, it's not bad.
410
00:28:32,921 --> 00:28:35,590
OLIVER:
I mean, you know, we get on pretty well.
411
00:28:36,174 --> 00:28:38,166
JORDANA: Yeah, it's fun.
412
00:28:39,344 --> 00:28:41,751
And we're getting more and more intimate.
413
00:28:42,222 --> 00:28:43,384
Intimate?
414
00:28:43,431 --> 00:28:46,597
Yeah, you know, we've done things.
We've been intimate.
415
00:28:47,185 --> 00:28:49,177
We have been intimate, yeah.
416
00:28:52,023 --> 00:28:54,560
My parents are going to the cinema
on Thursday.
417
00:28:55,026 --> 00:28:57,896
It's a tradition. They go every Thursday evening.
418
00:28:57,946 --> 00:28:59,938
So what I'm saying is, it's empty.
419
00:29:00,365 --> 00:29:02,820
The house. On Thursday. The house is empty.
420
00:29:03,284 --> 00:29:05,656
On Thursday evening, it's an empty house.
421
00:29:05,704 --> 00:29:07,696
So what do you think?
422
00:29:07,747 --> 00:29:10,664
Are you asking me to come round
and have sex with you?
423
00:29:10,709 --> 00:29:13,994
If I say yes, does that lessen
the chance of you wanting to?
424
00:29:14,045 --> 00:29:16,962
Before I answer that,
I just want to check one thing.
425
00:29:17,006 --> 00:29:19,579
- Yeah, sure. What is it?
- It's quite serious.
426
00:29:19,634 --> 00:29:23,631
Of course, yeah. Go ahead, you should
be able to ask what you want to ask.
427
00:29:24,222 --> 00:29:25,881
Will the house be empty?
428
00:29:30,729 --> 00:29:32,721
Write down the reasons why I should.
429
00:29:46,911 --> 00:29:47,906
OK.
430
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:54,040
It's Thursday. You're going to the cinema?
You should leave.
431
00:29:54,502 --> 00:29:56,459
Is that what you wear to lounge around?
432
00:29:56,504 --> 00:29:58,792
Your father doesn't want to go out
all of a sudden.
433
00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:02,043
I've been looking forward to it.
I didn't realise there'd be others.
434
00:30:02,093 --> 00:30:04,630
- They're our neighbours.
- Who, the ninjas?
435
00:30:04,679 --> 00:30:07,383
It's Thursday, our cinema night.
It's not a free-for-all.
436
00:30:07,432 --> 00:30:10,136
Do not call them ninjas, Oliver. It's racist.
437
00:30:10,185 --> 00:30:11,465
He's white.
438
00:30:11,519 --> 00:30:13,807
They don't strike me as big Eric Rohmer fans.
439
00:30:13,855 --> 00:30:17,140
Why don't the three of you just go and see
some tat at the Odeon?
440
00:30:17,192 --> 00:30:19,065
- I'll just stay in.
- You should both go.
441
00:30:19,110 --> 00:30:21,102
- So rude, Lloyd.
- (Doorbell)
442
00:30:21,613 --> 00:30:23,237
(Rings again)
443
00:30:23,698 --> 00:30:25,690
Oh, for God's sake.
444
00:30:35,168 --> 00:30:37,160
- Oh, Graham.
- Whoa!
445
00:30:37,629 --> 00:30:39,668
- Oh, not really...
- Hey.
446
00:30:39,714 --> 00:30:41,671
- Oh, thanks.
- (Chuckles)
447
00:30:41,716 --> 00:30:43,708
Are you all right?
448
00:30:44,344 --> 00:30:45,921
- Whoargh!
- (Giggles)
449
00:30:46,387 --> 00:30:47,762
You look lovely.
450
00:30:47,806 --> 00:30:50,343
- Thank you very much.
- Sorry I'm a bit early.
451
00:30:50,391 --> 00:30:54,174
It's just, there's a fantastic
noodle bar right next to the cinema.
452
00:30:54,229 --> 00:30:56,684
Kim-Lin and I would love to take
you and Lloyd...
453
00:30:56,731 --> 00:30:58,688
- Ninjas.
- My treat.
454
00:30:58,733 --> 00:31:01,354
- Very sweet.
- No need to take two cars, right?
455
00:31:01,402 --> 00:31:03,026
Plenty of room in the van.
456
00:31:03,071 --> 00:31:05,562
Do you mind jumping in the back, here, Lloyd?
457
00:31:07,992 --> 00:31:10,743
Hop right in there,
make yourself comfortable.
458
00:31:12,288 --> 00:31:14,280
All right there, buddy? Great.
459
00:31:14,874 --> 00:31:16,866
(Van starts)
460
00:31:47,156 --> 00:31:49,148
(Clock ticking)
461
00:32:04,215 --> 00:32:06,207
(Wind howling)
462
00:32:23,651 --> 00:32:25,026
(Doorbell rings)
463
00:32:29,282 --> 00:32:31,274
Thanks for living up a fucking hill.
464
00:32:33,453 --> 00:32:36,370
Sorry, I had to er... go to the toilet.
465
00:32:37,081 --> 00:32:39,073
I'm OK now. It doesn't matter.
466
00:32:40,251 --> 00:32:42,658
Just gonna top this up quickly.
467
00:32:43,504 --> 00:32:45,496
There we go.
468
00:32:47,091 --> 00:32:49,664
To us, and a wonderful evening of lovemaking.
469
00:32:53,264 --> 00:32:55,007
Can you just get off my shoulders?
470
00:32:55,475 --> 00:32:57,467
I'm just directing you, just...
471
00:32:58,102 --> 00:33:01,720
Right, OK, just don't open them.
I'll tell you when. Stay there.
472
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:09,312
- What, now?
- Yeah.
473
00:33:10,323 --> 00:33:12,445
Fucking hell, you're a serial killer.
474
00:33:13,409 --> 00:33:16,493
I'm sorry for that.
I didn't know whether you'd like it.
475
00:33:16,955 --> 00:33:19,362
But we can learn from it. I've learned from it.
476
00:33:19,415 --> 00:33:22,700
I think you've learned from it.
Maybe we could start again.
477
00:33:22,752 --> 00:33:25,669
- I've gotta go home.
- OK, cool. You should go home.
478
00:33:25,713 --> 00:33:29,924
I'll give you this. It's just a letter
I was gonna give you. Just take it.
479
00:33:29,968 --> 00:33:31,960
It's nothing.
480
00:33:32,637 --> 00:33:34,676
- Sorry, but...
- No, no, I... Yeah...
481
00:33:35,139 --> 00:33:37,131
- You...
- OK, bye.
482
00:33:51,364 --> 00:33:54,483
Dear Jordana, thank you for letting me
explore your perfect body.
483
00:33:54,951 --> 00:33:56,195
I could drink your blood.
484
00:33:56,244 --> 00:33:59,529
You're the only person I would allow
to be shrunk to microscopic size
485
00:33:59,580 --> 00:34:01,952
and swim inside me
in a tiny submersible machine.
486
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,870
We've lost our virginity
but it wasn't like losing anything.
487
00:34:04,919 --> 00:34:09,082
You're too good for me.
You're too good for anyone. Sincerely, Oliver.
488
00:34:53,092 --> 00:34:55,084
Don't get cocky.
489
00:35:01,726 --> 00:35:03,718
(Wind howls)
490
00:35:09,317 --> 00:35:11,309
- (Door slams)
- How was the film?
491
00:35:11,778 --> 00:35:13,236
I'm going to bed.
492
00:35:13,279 --> 00:35:15,948
It's nice to see something lightweight
once in a while,
493
00:35:15,990 --> 00:35:17,567
that you don't have to think about.
494
00:35:17,617 --> 00:35:19,443
Relationships are tough, aren't they?
495
00:35:19,744 --> 00:35:21,736
You should be in bed, Oliver.
496
00:35:25,833 --> 00:35:29,367
Tonight, I stumbled across
an encyclopaedia entry on ultrasound.
497
00:35:29,837 --> 00:35:33,751
Ultrasound is a sound vibration
too high frequency to be audible.
498
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:36,670
It was first developed to locate
submerged objects -
499
00:35:36,719 --> 00:35:40,633
submarines, depth charges, Atlantis and such.
500
00:35:40,681 --> 00:35:42,757
Some animals, like bats, dolphins and dogs
501
00:35:42,809 --> 00:35:45,264
can hear within the ultrasonic frequency.
502
00:35:45,311 --> 00:35:47,433
But no human can.
503
00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:50,267
No-one can truly know
what anyone thinks or feels.
504
00:35:50,316 --> 00:35:52,308
What's inside Mum?
505
00:35:52,610 --> 00:35:53,985
What's inside Dad?
506
00:35:55,238 --> 00:35:56,897
What's inside Jordana?
507
00:35:58,699 --> 00:36:01,616
We're all travelling under the radar, undetected.
508
00:36:02,078 --> 00:36:04,070
And no-one can do a thing about it.
509
00:36:04,205 --> 00:36:07,408
- Any more word from Graham?
- Nothing to report, Jackie.
510
00:36:07,875 --> 00:36:10,662
- We went to the cinema as normal.
- How did that go?
511
00:36:10,711 --> 00:36:12,086
Awkward, of course.
512
00:36:12,130 --> 00:36:14,834
Lloyd sulked
because we watched Crocodile Dundee
513
00:36:14,882 --> 00:36:17,669
rather than one of his dark numbers,
I don't know.
514
00:36:17,718 --> 00:36:20,718
But I really laughed.
I thought it was very charming.
515
00:36:20,763 --> 00:36:24,463
And I could see why someone like her
would go for someone like him.
516
00:36:24,517 --> 00:36:28,099
Graham is still very attractive.
He probably felt threatened.
517
00:36:28,146 --> 00:36:31,230
Lloyd is far too self-involved
to feel threatened, Jackie.
518
00:36:31,274 --> 00:36:33,266
He knows Graham was your first love...
519
00:36:33,317 --> 00:36:35,309
- He wasn't my first love.
- Come on.
520
00:36:35,361 --> 00:36:36,855
- I was 18.
- Pardon?
521
00:36:36,904 --> 00:36:39,395
18. Look, I've got to go. I'll call you back.
522
00:36:39,448 --> 00:36:41,524
Actually, I'll see you tomorrow, OK.
523
00:36:42,076 --> 00:36:43,451
(Hangs up)
524
00:36:43,911 --> 00:36:45,535
Lloyd?
525
00:36:45,955 --> 00:36:47,947
Were you listening in to that?
526
00:36:48,416 --> 00:36:50,408
LLOYD: Sorry, what?
527
00:36:50,459 --> 00:36:52,747
I could hear you breathe, Lloyd.
528
00:36:58,426 --> 00:37:01,629
Why hadn't my parents told me
that Graham was Mum's first love?
529
00:37:02,096 --> 00:37:05,511
No wonder their cinema outing
had ended in such a schism.
530
00:37:05,558 --> 00:37:08,428
I can only assume the subject
of wife-swapping was raised
531
00:37:08,477 --> 00:37:10,386
and Dad didn't feel emotionally ready.
532
00:37:10,897 --> 00:37:13,185
Is it possible that Mum would cheat on Dad?
533
00:37:13,983 --> 00:37:15,393
Will they get divorced?
534
00:37:15,860 --> 00:37:17,188
They don't even row.
535
00:37:17,236 --> 00:37:19,228
They just have discussions.
536
00:37:19,989 --> 00:37:22,658
I'm going to have to increase my surveillance.
537
00:37:51,729 --> 00:37:53,721
Good night, Oliver.
538
00:38:23,261 --> 00:38:25,253
(Wind howls)
539
00:38:40,361 --> 00:38:42,353
(Grunts enthusiastically)
540
00:38:44,949 --> 00:38:46,941
Yargh, yargh, yargh!
541
00:38:48,286 --> 00:38:50,278
Yargh, yargh, yargh!
542
00:38:50,746 --> 00:38:51,990
Yargh!
543
00:39:01,382 --> 00:39:03,374
(Gulls screeching)
544
00:39:07,138 --> 00:39:09,130
Thank you very much, Jeff.
545
00:39:09,932 --> 00:39:12,885
I got you these books.
They're really meaningful to me.
546
00:39:13,352 --> 00:39:16,602
This is Shakespeare's most mature work,
miles better than Hamlet.
547
00:39:16,647 --> 00:39:18,473
Just more developed thematically.
548
00:39:18,524 --> 00:39:22,355
And this is Nietzsche, one of the most
influential philosophers of modern time.
549
00:39:22,403 --> 00:39:25,522
I don't agree with all he says
but he makes some interesting points.
550
00:39:25,573 --> 00:39:29,273
And this is The Catcher In The Rye,
a great modern American novel.
551
00:39:29,327 --> 00:39:31,319
Salinger's very influential.
552
00:39:31,370 --> 00:39:32,947
Why are you doing this?
553
00:39:32,997 --> 00:39:36,662
I thought it'd be nice to get some
mutual interest, now we've had sex,
554
00:39:36,709 --> 00:39:39,116
other than spitting and setting things on fire.
555
00:39:39,170 --> 00:39:41,162
Why would I want to be more like you?
556
00:39:41,213 --> 00:39:43,501
Just try not to crack the spines or burn them.
557
00:39:43,549 --> 00:39:47,048
We should get in. It starts in an hour.
I want to get a good seat.
558
00:39:49,430 --> 00:39:51,552
It's rude to leave a film before it's finished.
559
00:39:52,016 --> 00:39:53,391
- Who to?
- The film-makers.
560
00:39:53,434 --> 00:39:54,928
- How do they know?
- They just do.
561
00:39:54,977 --> 00:39:56,720
- How?
- They do.
562
00:39:56,771 --> 00:40:00,021
- There wasn't even any sound on it.
- There was never intended to be.
563
00:40:00,066 --> 00:40:02,188
- Then why did they write it?
- Kiss me.
564
00:40:02,651 --> 00:40:04,228
(Laughing) Get off me!
565
00:40:04,987 --> 00:40:07,478
- What are you doing?
- Just kiss me.
566
00:40:07,948 --> 00:40:10,154
(Laughing) Get the fuck off me, you freak.
567
00:40:14,830 --> 00:40:16,787
That was fucking ridiculous.
568
00:40:17,249 --> 00:40:18,791
"Kiss me!" Who says that?
569
00:40:18,834 --> 00:40:21,621
- It was a kiss. I tried to be romantic.
- What the fuck?
570
00:40:21,670 --> 00:40:24,243
- You were crushing my face.
- Yeah, in a romantic way.
571
00:40:24,298 --> 00:40:25,756
I'm not in the mood.
572
00:40:27,343 --> 00:40:30,213
It seems pretty clear
that Mum is having an affair.
573
00:40:30,679 --> 00:40:34,178
Why else would she be at the hairdresser's
with Graham the ninja?
574
00:40:34,225 --> 00:40:36,929
He probably makes sure
all his prospective sex partners
575
00:40:36,977 --> 00:40:40,392
are salon fresh before impregnating them
with a ninja love child.
576
00:40:40,439 --> 00:40:41,185
Cheers.
577
00:40:41,232 --> 00:40:44,683
Mum normally just gets a trim
from her work colleague Jackie.
578
00:40:44,860 --> 00:40:48,026
But now I think of it,
she did mention her hair the other day.
579
00:40:48,989 --> 00:40:50,981
I used to have long hair like her.
580
00:40:51,450 --> 00:40:52,398
Hm?
581
00:40:52,451 --> 00:40:54,443
I used to have long hair, remember?
582
00:40:54,495 --> 00:40:56,487
Hm, yes.
583
00:40:56,539 --> 00:40:58,496
Pretty, isn't she?
584
00:40:58,541 --> 00:40:59,620
I dunno.
585
00:40:59,667 --> 00:41:01,659
Do you like my hair long?
586
00:41:01,877 --> 00:41:03,869
- Er...
- Or short like now?
587
00:41:05,005 --> 00:41:08,539
Well, you know...
I like your hair no matter how long it is.
588
00:41:09,009 --> 00:41:10,800
But did you prefer it long?
589
00:41:10,845 --> 00:41:12,339
Either way's good.
590
00:41:12,388 --> 00:41:13,798
No opinion.
591
00:41:13,848 --> 00:41:15,840
Well, it's up to you.
592
00:41:15,891 --> 00:41:18,560
So it wouldn't bother you if I shaved it all off?
593
00:41:18,602 --> 00:41:20,096
Not if it made you happy.
594
00:41:20,146 --> 00:41:22,304
If you want to shave off your hair, you should.
595
00:41:22,356 --> 00:41:25,475
Why would I shave my hair off, Lloyd?
What a stupid idea.
596
00:41:26,819 --> 00:41:28,147
Yeah.
597
00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:32,731
I can imagine my mum calmly leaving one day
while Dad helps her pack.
598
00:41:34,410 --> 00:41:36,402
So er... got any plans?
599
00:41:36,871 --> 00:41:38,863
No, not really.
600
00:41:38,914 --> 00:41:40,906
No, just...
601
00:41:40,958 --> 00:41:42,950
see how it goes, really.
602
00:42:15,201 --> 00:42:17,692
Are you planning on getting dressed today?
603
00:42:18,162 --> 00:42:20,735
- Do you want to take the car?
- That's fine.
604
00:42:20,789 --> 00:42:24,371
I'm going to work from home today
so if you want to take the car...
605
00:42:25,753 --> 00:42:28,670
I was planning on going to see
one of Graham's talks tonight.
606
00:42:29,131 --> 00:42:30,625
- OK.
- You don't mind?
607
00:42:30,674 --> 00:42:33,544
- Why would I mind?
- It just means I won't be in tonight.
608
00:42:33,594 --> 00:42:36,594
- I'll make sure I keep myself busy.
- Oliver, you coming?
609
00:42:36,639 --> 00:42:39,130
- I'd like a moment with my father.
- Lovely.
610
00:42:39,183 --> 00:42:41,175
I'll see you in the car.
611
00:42:44,146 --> 00:42:45,556
(Turns tap on)
612
00:42:46,023 --> 00:42:48,099
I think Mum might be having an affair.
613
00:42:48,150 --> 00:42:50,142
Can you turn the tap off, please?
614
00:42:51,195 --> 00:42:54,646
I saw her in town with Graham
and heard her on the phone talking about him.
615
00:42:55,115 --> 00:42:56,906
You shouldn't be spying on people.
616
00:42:56,951 --> 00:43:00,366
I just saw them and accidentally
picked up the phone. Aren't you worried?
617
00:43:00,412 --> 00:43:02,867
- Graham's an old friend of Mum's.
- They've met up.
618
00:43:02,915 --> 00:43:04,872
- Yes.
- So you're condoning this affair?
619
00:43:04,917 --> 00:43:08,368
There is no affair. He's just some bloke
I stole your mother from.
620
00:43:08,420 --> 00:43:10,827
So you admit they have a history?
621
00:43:10,881 --> 00:43:13,336
I think you should go to your mother now, OK?
622
00:43:18,472 --> 00:43:20,548
- Thanks, Mum.
- Just a second, we're early.
623
00:43:21,016 --> 00:43:23,008
How are things with Jordana?
624
00:43:23,060 --> 00:43:24,435
Fine.
625
00:43:24,478 --> 00:43:28,392
- You ever going to let us meet her?
- Maybe if you get a terminal illness.
626
00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:30,562
So things are serious between you two?
627
00:43:30,609 --> 00:43:34,357
It may seem like a big deal now
but it probably won't matter when you're my age.
628
00:43:34,405 --> 00:43:35,187
38?
629
00:43:35,239 --> 00:43:37,564
- Just be careful.
- I always use condoms.
630
00:43:37,616 --> 00:43:38,611
Good.
631
00:43:38,659 --> 00:43:42,359
You know that your dad and I
are going through a bit of a tough time.
632
00:43:42,413 --> 00:43:45,864
And I want you to know
we really appreciate you trying to help.
633
00:43:45,916 --> 00:43:48,786
- I'm not trying to help.
- You're a loud whisperer.
634
00:43:48,836 --> 00:43:50,828
You shouldn't spy on people.
635
00:43:50,879 --> 00:43:52,871
Why have you been meeting Graham?
636
00:43:52,923 --> 00:43:57,003
Graham is an old friend and has had
relationship problems with Kim-Lin.
637
00:43:57,052 --> 00:43:59,044
He needed someone he could talk to.
638
00:43:59,096 --> 00:44:01,800
- So he might be single soon?
- Goodbye, Oliver.
639
00:44:06,270 --> 00:44:07,432
- Mum?
- Yes?
640
00:44:07,896 --> 00:44:09,438
Who would you save first in a fire,
641
00:44:09,481 --> 00:44:13,015
given the hypothetical situation
that Dad and I were equally hard to save?
642
00:44:13,235 --> 00:44:15,808
I'd go for you but I'd feel bad for your father.
643
00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:18,153
OK.
644
00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:34,872
- Kiss me!
- What?
645
00:44:35,341 --> 00:44:36,289
(Laughs)
646
00:44:36,342 --> 00:44:38,667
I still can't believe you fucking said it.
647
00:44:38,719 --> 00:44:41,719
I did not say it in a high-pitched...
like a little mouse.
648
00:44:41,764 --> 00:44:43,840
- You cried it.
- Come on, we're late.
649
00:44:46,602 --> 00:44:49,638
- That gap gets smaller every day.
- What are you doing tonight?
650
00:44:50,105 --> 00:44:51,896
I'm busy tonight.
651
00:44:51,941 --> 00:44:53,483
Doing what?
652
00:44:53,525 --> 00:44:55,316
As in, I've got stuff to do. Busy.
653
00:44:55,361 --> 00:44:58,065
No, you never have anything to do.
What are you doing?
654
00:44:58,697 --> 00:45:00,689
GRAHAM: What is light?
655
00:45:01,450 --> 00:45:02,944
What is light?
656
00:45:04,745 --> 00:45:07,615
How important is light?
657
00:45:09,041 --> 00:45:11,247
OK, let's think about that for a minute.
658
00:45:11,710 --> 00:45:16,170
Cos it seems very basic and banal but it's not.
It's loaded.
659
00:45:16,215 --> 00:45:17,922
It's a bloody nail bomb.
660
00:45:18,384 --> 00:45:23,295
I think light is probably
the most important gift we have
661
00:45:23,764 --> 00:45:25,756
from the universe.
662
00:45:25,808 --> 00:45:29,093
And if you asked any intelligent bloody writer,
663
00:45:29,478 --> 00:45:32,811
like Professor Hawking or anybody of that ilk,
664
00:45:34,191 --> 00:45:36,183
he could talk to you...
665
00:45:36,735 --> 00:45:40,684
for about, I don't know, a year...
666
00:45:41,156 --> 00:45:43,314
just about bloody light!
667
00:45:43,492 --> 00:45:47,110
We don't want to be in the dark,
668
00:45:47,579 --> 00:45:49,452
being fiddled with.
669
00:45:49,498 --> 00:45:51,490
That's for sure.
670
00:45:51,542 --> 00:45:53,534
How's my dad meant to compete?
671
00:45:53,585 --> 00:45:55,577
The only time I saw him enthral a room
672
00:45:55,629 --> 00:45:59,377
was when he gave a talk about
the disappearance of a giant sturgeon.
673
00:45:59,425 --> 00:46:02,378
Sturgeons are royal fish, since the 14th century,
674
00:46:02,428 --> 00:46:04,883
and, if caught,
they do become property of the Crown.
675
00:46:04,930 --> 00:46:07,765
So, yes, we're treating the matter as suspicious.
676
00:46:09,601 --> 00:46:11,510
How deep is the ocean?
677
00:46:11,979 --> 00:46:16,308
Seven miles at its deepest point,
but on average, six miles as a rule of thumb.
678
00:46:16,442 --> 00:46:18,434
But no fish could live down there.
679
00:46:18,902 --> 00:46:22,401
There's no light, of course,
and the pressure is far too great.
680
00:46:22,448 --> 00:46:25,069
Any human who found themselves at that level,
681
00:46:25,117 --> 00:46:27,109
well, they would die immediately.
682
00:46:27,161 --> 00:46:30,031
They would implode.
They wouldn't stand a chance.
683
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:32,072
But in answer to your question,
684
00:46:32,124 --> 00:46:34,579
the ocean is six miles deep.
685
00:46:37,546 --> 00:46:39,503
I am a prism.
686
00:46:39,965 --> 00:46:41,957
That's not mad.
687
00:46:42,217 --> 00:46:45,134
OK? I am a prism, I am light.
688
00:46:45,846 --> 00:46:47,838
I am lucid.
689
00:46:48,432 --> 00:46:50,804
I am exciting and delicious.
690
00:46:51,268 --> 00:46:53,556
Thanks very much for today.
You've been fantastic.
691
00:47:07,576 --> 00:47:08,856
Well done.
692
00:47:09,328 --> 00:47:11,783
- It seemed to go pretty well.
- Oh, yes, yes.
693
00:47:11,830 --> 00:47:13,822
I think they...
694
00:47:13,874 --> 00:47:16,447
- They loved it.
- Did you enjoy it?
695
00:47:16,502 --> 00:47:18,161
Absolutely.
696
00:47:18,378 --> 00:47:20,037
A lot to take in.
697
00:47:20,506 --> 00:47:22,498
- But it was silly, right?
- No, no.
698
00:47:22,549 --> 00:47:24,588
- You think I'm silly?
- No, I don't.
699
00:47:24,635 --> 00:47:27,208
- It's OK.
- I don't. I don't.
700
00:47:27,638 --> 00:47:29,630
I didn't ask for this, Jill.
701
00:47:30,432 --> 00:47:33,717
This gift, it's... It's like a burden to me.
702
00:47:34,186 --> 00:47:35,181
Sure.
703
00:47:35,229 --> 00:47:37,601
Yeah, you must be exhausted.
704
00:47:39,900 --> 00:47:41,892
I split up with Kim-Lin.
705
00:47:42,361 --> 00:47:44,483
Oh, no. Oh, dear.
706
00:47:44,530 --> 00:47:46,439
Let her go.
707
00:47:46,490 --> 00:47:48,862
- She was young, right?
- I'm really sorry.
708
00:47:48,909 --> 00:47:51,945
- It's all good.
- Anyway, I'd better... I'd better go.
709
00:47:51,995 --> 00:47:54,034
- Gonna come next week?
- Er...
710
00:47:54,248 --> 00:47:56,370
- I can?
- You'd better.
711
00:47:56,834 --> 00:47:59,289
Sure. I'll check my diary.
712
00:47:59,336 --> 00:48:02,040
- Bring Lloyd.
- Um...
713
00:48:02,089 --> 00:48:04,081
OK. I don't think it's really...
714
00:48:05,300 --> 00:48:07,007
...his cup of... I'll ask.
715
00:48:07,469 --> 00:48:09,461
If you ask him...
716
00:48:09,513 --> 00:48:11,505
he will come.
717
00:48:14,143 --> 00:48:16,135
- I'll see what I can do.
- Right.
718
00:48:16,603 --> 00:48:19,438
- Thank you again. You're very good.
- Ciao, Jill.
719
00:48:19,481 --> 00:48:21,438
- Watch yourself.
- Thank you.
720
00:48:22,359 --> 00:48:24,351
Bye-bye.
721
00:48:34,246 --> 00:48:36,238
I'm watching you.
722
00:48:39,835 --> 00:48:42,456
And by being in balance
with the colours around them,
723
00:48:42,921 --> 00:48:45,246
with a healthy colour glow around themselves,
724
00:48:45,299 --> 00:48:47,291
they're living a fulfilled life.
725
00:48:47,342 --> 00:48:52,763
So when you're in a crisis, it doesn't
feel like the waves are crashing on you,
726
00:48:52,806 --> 00:48:56,554
it feels like you can just stand
under those waves
727
00:48:57,019 --> 00:48:59,011
and let them do their business,
728
00:48:59,062 --> 00:49:04,269
and then get a towel and bloody dry yourself off,
and go about your day.
729
00:49:04,318 --> 00:49:05,728
That's what it means.
730
00:49:06,111 --> 00:49:07,653
My mum is the exact type of person
731
00:49:08,113 --> 00:49:10,650
who is susceptible to this mystic bullshit.
732
00:49:10,699 --> 00:49:12,572
I can picture her telling Jackie at work
733
00:49:12,618 --> 00:49:13,898
how it's a bit over the top
734
00:49:13,952 --> 00:49:15,576
but there's something in it.
735
00:49:15,621 --> 00:49:17,613
If my dad radiated a colour,
736
00:49:17,664 --> 00:49:19,703
it'd be ochre or eggshell.
737
00:49:20,500 --> 00:49:23,584
He knows the number for the pothole
helpline off by heart.
738
00:49:24,046 --> 00:49:27,046
It's about a foot in diameter.
It's a bit of a concern.
739
00:49:27,466 --> 00:49:28,664
(Whispers) Pothole.
740
00:49:29,134 --> 00:49:32,051
Yes, that's right, Lloyd Tate.
Oh, hi, how are you?
741
00:49:32,095 --> 00:49:35,795
He was the first person in our village
to install double glazing.
742
00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:39,758
It's from Dad.
743
00:49:40,229 --> 00:49:42,221
He ruins every Christmas.
744
00:49:42,272 --> 00:49:44,264
It's a kettle.
745
00:49:45,067 --> 00:49:46,062
Great.
746
00:49:46,526 --> 00:49:48,933
...how extraordinary they are.
747
00:49:49,363 --> 00:49:51,355
Because they've forgotten, right?
748
00:49:52,407 --> 00:49:55,111
OLIVER: Maybe it's time for Dad
to rip off his vest again.
749
00:49:55,577 --> 00:49:58,945
I mean, it's a bit over the top,
but I think there's something in it.
750
00:49:58,997 --> 00:50:00,788
Yes, yes. Good turnout, was it?
751
00:50:00,832 --> 00:50:02,409
I'm going out for a bit.
752
00:50:02,751 --> 00:50:06,416
The question was, do I tell Jordana
about this Graham situation?
753
00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:08,872
I mean, we'd had sex.
754
00:50:08,924 --> 00:50:11,794
Wouldn't it spoil things
if I suddenly got emotional?
755
00:50:14,763 --> 00:50:17,633
I decided to soften the blow
with some light arson.
756
00:50:22,437 --> 00:50:24,678
You don't talk about your parents much.
757
00:50:25,148 --> 00:50:29,192
- I mean, do they get on?
- Yeah, they get on.
758
00:50:29,236 --> 00:50:33,364
Mine get on as well. It's good, isn't it?
It's important that they get on.
759
00:50:33,407 --> 00:50:36,111
So everything's fine at home,
everything's OK?
760
00:50:36,159 --> 00:50:38,198
Cos everything's fine with me.
761
00:50:38,996 --> 00:50:41,202
Actually, my mum's not well at the moment.
762
00:50:41,665 --> 00:50:43,456
They get on, you know.
763
00:50:43,500 --> 00:50:45,077
That's the main thing.
764
00:50:45,627 --> 00:50:46,789
Yeah.
765
00:50:49,047 --> 00:50:51,288
Sorry, did you say your mum wasn't well?
766
00:50:51,758 --> 00:50:52,623
Yeah.
767
00:50:53,885 --> 00:50:55,877
Why, what's wrong?
768
00:50:56,722 --> 00:50:58,714
She's got...
769
00:50:59,182 --> 00:51:02,218
it's called... medulloblastoma.
770
00:51:06,565 --> 00:51:08,224
What does it mean?
771
00:51:09,318 --> 00:51:11,310
It means she's got a brain tumour.
772
00:51:15,073 --> 00:51:16,483
Oh, no.
773
00:51:20,662 --> 00:51:23,069
Confiding in Jordana was now impossible.
774
00:51:23,915 --> 00:51:25,622
Her mother had cancer.
775
00:51:26,084 --> 00:51:30,662
And in the Top Trumps of parental problems,
cancer beats potential infidelity.
776
00:51:31,882 --> 00:51:34,289
I would have to travel this road secretly,
777
00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:36,551
unaided,
778
00:51:36,595 --> 00:51:38,468
a renegade,
779
00:51:38,513 --> 00:51:40,422
a solitary samurai.
780
00:51:59,576 --> 00:52:00,856
# (plays)
781
00:52:14,049 --> 00:52:16,718
Things were a lot less fun since
Jordana's mother might die
782
00:52:17,177 --> 00:52:19,964
and my parents' marriage
started falling apart.
783
00:52:20,013 --> 00:52:22,764
I've been working on strategies
to solve both problems.
784
00:52:22,808 --> 00:52:26,342
I bought my dad some new aftershave,
but I'm drawing a blank on the cancer.
785
00:52:30,941 --> 00:52:34,274
CHIP: You're fucked. Even if her mum
is terminal, it can still take ages.
786
00:52:34,736 --> 00:52:36,111
Please, Chip, shut up.
787
00:52:36,154 --> 00:52:38,027
This is not what you signed up for.
788
00:52:38,073 --> 00:52:41,026
This is about dipping your wick.
You've done that, game over.
789
00:52:41,076 --> 00:52:43,282
She'll be in no mood to put out any more.
790
00:52:43,328 --> 00:52:44,870
No more Yuletide logging for you,
791
00:52:44,913 --> 00:52:48,281
unlike me, who shall be rolling in it
throughout the festive period.
792
00:52:48,333 --> 00:52:50,409
Do you actually pre-prepare these lines?
793
00:52:50,460 --> 00:52:52,452
I just split lines as they come to me.
794
00:52:52,504 --> 00:52:55,421
You've got to shut the shit down.
Keiron, get my back.
795
00:52:55,465 --> 00:52:57,422
- With extreme prejudice.
- Thank you.
796
00:52:57,467 --> 00:53:00,800
- Nothing's changed.
- Do what you want. Remember two things:
797
00:53:00,846 --> 00:53:02,803
One - treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen.
798
00:53:02,848 --> 00:53:04,840
Two - don't mix family and bush.
799
00:53:04,891 --> 00:53:08,176
Get the fuck out of here.
Merry Christmas. Have a good 'un.
800
00:53:08,979 --> 00:53:10,389
You all right?
801
00:53:10,856 --> 00:53:14,224
You've gotta shut this shit down.
It's fucking ridiculous.
802
00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:20,272
# ALEX TURNER: Glass In The Park
803
00:53:27,372 --> 00:53:29,945
# If there's glass in the park
804
00:53:31,209 --> 00:53:35,455
# Darling, I can't help but keep
805
00:53:36,006 --> 00:53:40,169
# Making appointments to sweep
806
00:53:40,635 --> 00:53:44,466
# Beneath the climbing frame
807
00:53:45,974 --> 00:53:49,639
# If the sun's in your eyes
808
00:53:50,228 --> 00:53:54,474
# I'll tighten your blindfold, baby
809
00:53:55,066 --> 00:53:59,359
# Don't worry, your foot won't get cut
810
00:53:59,821 --> 00:54:03,320
# Strut carelessly
811
00:54:03,992 --> 00:54:06,827
I've been taking my duty as a boyfriend
seriously.
812
00:54:07,287 --> 00:54:10,204
Last night, I reread the book
I Only Want What's Best For You.
813
00:54:11,917 --> 00:54:13,459
(Reads)
814
00:54:20,217 --> 00:54:25,092
It's therefore in Jordana's interest
that her dog dies before her mother does.
815
00:54:25,555 --> 00:54:27,547
Then we can get things back on track.
816
00:54:27,599 --> 00:54:29,009
(Phone rings)
817
00:54:33,522 --> 00:54:35,479
Oliver Tate.
818
00:54:35,941 --> 00:54:37,933
OK, calm down.
819
00:54:38,693 --> 00:54:41,563
What happened?
820
00:54:42,948 --> 00:54:45,273
There was no need to poison Jordana's dog
821
00:54:45,742 --> 00:54:48,363
because Jordana's dog
had just been hit by a train.
822
00:54:48,411 --> 00:54:51,411
I scraped his remains
into the bin liner I'd brought.
823
00:54:51,456 --> 00:54:55,074
The death of a pet makes it easier
to accept the death of a parent.
824
00:54:55,126 --> 00:54:58,791
I could feel the tension between Jordana and I
start to slip away.
825
00:55:12,394 --> 00:55:13,389
Oh!
826
00:55:13,853 --> 00:55:16,141
No, of course, I'm sorry. I just...
827
00:55:16,189 --> 00:55:18,181
I thought...
828
00:55:19,943 --> 00:55:21,935
We should bury him.
829
00:55:23,238 --> 00:55:25,029
No, I don't think we should.
830
00:55:25,490 --> 00:55:27,648
Foxes dig up dead animals and eat them.
831
00:55:28,577 --> 00:55:30,569
What should we do, then?
832
00:55:33,123 --> 00:55:35,874
Well, there's this thing the Vikings used to do.
833
00:55:44,759 --> 00:55:46,751
Jude would like to meet you.
834
00:55:47,220 --> 00:55:49,011
- Who's Jude?
- My mum.
835
00:55:49,055 --> 00:55:50,928
Since when have you called her Jude?
836
00:55:51,016 --> 00:55:52,973
Since she might die in two weeks.
837
00:55:53,018 --> 00:55:54,298
Right.
838
00:55:54,936 --> 00:55:56,928
So, do you wanna come?
839
00:56:01,818 --> 00:56:05,352
The Bevans had Christmas dinner early
in case it was the last one they had.
840
00:56:05,822 --> 00:56:08,147
I hoped it wouldn't be,
cos the turkey was quite dry
841
00:56:08,199 --> 00:56:10,868
and the spouts had turned mushy
and out of focus.
842
00:56:10,910 --> 00:56:12,320
This is crackin', love.
843
00:56:12,370 --> 00:56:14,161
Yeah, it's great. Thank you, Mrs Bevan.
844
00:56:14,205 --> 00:56:15,699
This is my last warning.
845
00:56:15,749 --> 00:56:16,780
It's Jude.
846
00:56:16,833 --> 00:56:20,284
So, I hear from my little girl
that you've stolen her heart.
847
00:56:20,337 --> 00:56:21,119
Dad...
848
00:56:21,171 --> 00:56:23,922
Let me tell you,
if you're lucky enough to find an angel,
849
00:56:26,551 --> 00:56:28,958
hold onto her with everything you've got.
850
00:56:30,555 --> 00:56:32,547
Oh, these fucking lights!
851
00:56:35,685 --> 00:56:37,677
Cheap shit.
852
00:56:41,358 --> 00:56:43,350
Oh, come on.
853
00:56:44,319 --> 00:56:48,150
You're acting like I'm dead already.
854
00:56:48,615 --> 00:56:50,025
Come on.
855
00:56:50,075 --> 00:56:52,447
It'd take more than
some silly tumour to kill me.
856
00:56:52,494 --> 00:56:55,163
- It might not.
- Oh, come on, now. Don't be daft.
857
00:56:57,374 --> 00:56:59,366
- Sorry.
- All right.
858
00:56:59,959 --> 00:57:01,951
Oh, it's all right, darling. Ssh.
859
00:57:03,546 --> 00:57:04,790
- Come here.
- Sorry, love.
860
00:57:05,256 --> 00:57:06,584
Are you all right? Come on.
861
00:57:06,633 --> 00:57:08,376
- Come on.
- Sorry, sorry.
862
00:57:08,426 --> 00:57:09,125
Sorry.
863
00:57:09,177 --> 00:57:10,256
- All right?
- Yeah.
864
00:57:10,303 --> 00:57:12,425
I'm fine. I'm fine. Give us a cudge.
865
00:57:12,847 --> 00:57:14,638
Listen... Thank you.
866
00:57:15,100 --> 00:57:16,843
Thank you from the bottom of my heart.
867
00:57:16,893 --> 00:57:20,308
Thank you for looking after Jordana,
for walking through the fire with her.
868
00:57:20,355 --> 00:57:22,098
- Thank you. Appreciate it.
- No.
869
00:57:22,148 --> 00:57:24,473
- No, we both do.
- He's a good boy, isn't he?
870
00:57:24,526 --> 00:57:26,150
Part of the family now. Deal?
871
00:57:26,194 --> 00:57:27,604
- Deal?
- Deal.
872
00:57:27,654 --> 00:57:29,064
Family, deal.
873
00:57:29,114 --> 00:57:30,394
Deal, yes?
874
00:57:30,448 --> 00:57:32,487
There we fucking go.
875
00:57:52,887 --> 00:57:55,757
Maybe you should come to the hospital
this Friday.
876
00:57:57,016 --> 00:58:00,100
Mum will have had her operation by then
and we can visit.
877
00:58:00,562 --> 00:58:03,977
- If you felt like it.
- Er, Friday.
878
00:58:04,315 --> 00:58:06,106
I've got to do some Christmas shopping.
879
00:58:06,568 --> 00:58:08,110
- What?
- I always leave it too late.
880
00:58:08,153 --> 00:58:10,560
- I want to get you something good.
- Mother might die.
881
00:58:10,613 --> 00:58:11,775
- I know.
- Do you care,
882
00:58:11,823 --> 00:58:13,945
- or couldn't you give a fuck?
- I do, clearly.
883
00:58:13,992 --> 00:58:15,569
I'll come. When is it?
884
00:58:15,618 --> 00:58:17,361
Friday.
885
00:58:18,621 --> 00:58:19,996
Great, yeah.
886
00:58:20,457 --> 00:58:24,371
Yeah, Friday's good for me, actually.
Yeah, I can do that. Excellent.
887
00:58:24,419 --> 00:58:26,625
Your skin's better. You're allergic to the dog.
888
00:58:27,005 --> 00:58:28,629
I'm eating better.
889
00:58:29,090 --> 00:58:30,632
Following Mum's special diet.
890
00:58:30,675 --> 00:58:32,714
Is that because of the...
891
00:58:32,761 --> 00:58:34,753
We eat lots of ginger now.
892
00:58:34,804 --> 00:58:36,796
So, Friday.
893
00:58:37,056 --> 00:58:38,847
The visiting hours are six till eight.
894
00:58:39,309 --> 00:58:40,423
Got it. Six till eight.
895
00:58:40,477 --> 00:58:42,268
I'll meet you there.
896
00:58:42,312 --> 00:58:44,269
OK.
897
00:58:44,314 --> 00:58:46,887
I'm sorry I'm like this.
898
00:58:46,941 --> 00:58:49,610
- I dunno. I'm sorry.
- No, it's fine.
899
00:58:49,652 --> 00:58:53,780
- Don't think you have to wait. It's cold.
- No, it's fine. I'll wait.
900
00:58:53,823 --> 00:58:55,566
I've got you these matches.
901
00:58:55,617 --> 00:58:57,609
Your favourite.
902
00:58:58,661 --> 00:59:00,368
I noticed the way you light a match.
903
00:59:00,830 --> 00:59:03,367
The flame is the same shape
as a falling tear.
904
00:59:03,958 --> 00:59:06,034
I knew then it was too late to save her.
905
00:59:06,795 --> 00:59:09,001
She'd gone gooey in the middle.
906
00:59:09,464 --> 00:59:12,630
From now on she'll buy little gifts
for her favourite teachers
907
00:59:12,675 --> 00:59:16,008
and she'll admire the scenery
and she'll buy soup for homeless people.
908
00:59:16,221 --> 00:59:18,628
And she'll never burn my leg here again.
909
00:59:22,018 --> 00:59:24,306
- Maybe I will go. It's pretty cold.
- Yeah.
910
00:59:24,771 --> 00:59:26,810
OK.
911
00:59:35,031 --> 00:59:37,023
Good night.
912
00:59:53,299 --> 00:59:56,798
TV: When I discovered
I could see these colours in people,
913
00:59:57,262 --> 01:00:00,512
it took a long time because I was
in such a state of anxiety.
914
01:00:00,557 --> 01:00:05,135
It was when I started to be comfortable with it
and stopped trying to resist it,
915
01:00:05,186 --> 01:00:07,178
it started to nourish me.
916
01:00:07,230 --> 01:00:09,767
And I could relax around it and be in it.
917
01:00:09,816 --> 01:00:13,434
Then I started to make
more of an understanding of it.
918
01:00:18,324 --> 01:00:20,731
Well, it's um...
919
01:00:21,202 --> 01:00:23,194
It's interesting.
920
01:00:24,497 --> 01:00:27,118
He's really working that third eye, isn't he?
921
01:00:28,042 --> 01:00:30,330
It's just a metaphor, Lloyd.
922
01:00:30,795 --> 01:00:32,917
Oh, no, no, no. I mean, it's good, yes.
923
01:00:33,756 --> 01:00:36,044
I like the whole colour coding thing.
924
01:00:36,509 --> 01:00:39,675
Well, I'd like to go again.
925
01:00:39,721 --> 01:00:41,713
I'd like you to be there, so...
926
01:00:43,141 --> 01:00:46,924
- You want us to go?
- Yes, I do.
927
01:00:47,687 --> 01:00:49,181
Right.
928
01:00:49,647 --> 01:00:51,354
Do I have to bring shorts?
929
01:00:51,441 --> 01:00:55,438
- It's on this Friday, so...
- Right, OK, yeah.
930
01:00:58,197 --> 01:01:00,189
What, are you coming or...
931
01:01:00,909 --> 01:01:04,075
Well, I'm intrigued, yeah.
932
01:01:04,537 --> 01:01:06,825
- For sure.
- This Friday. This Friday.
933
01:01:06,873 --> 01:01:08,035
- This Friday?
- Mm-hm.
934
01:01:08,082 --> 01:01:09,955
OK, yep, yep.
935
01:01:10,710 --> 01:01:12,951
- Thank you.
- Mm.
936
01:01:13,713 --> 01:01:15,420
Don't let me down. OK?
937
01:01:15,882 --> 01:01:19,250
The most fantastical way
people experience the Graham Purvis system
938
01:01:19,302 --> 01:01:20,677
is to come to the seminar.
939
01:01:20,720 --> 01:01:22,712
Oliver, what are you doing?
940
01:01:24,140 --> 01:01:26,428
...have been mind-blowing.
I've seen lives change.
941
01:01:26,893 --> 01:01:28,885
It's just incredible.
942
01:01:29,145 --> 01:01:35,183
I wish on a global scale
that people could get the message.
943
01:01:35,652 --> 01:01:38,487
Wouldn't it be just wonderful?
944
01:01:40,406 --> 01:01:42,197
Friday...
945
01:01:42,659 --> 01:01:44,817
I'll be OK. I'll be...
946
01:01:44,869 --> 01:01:47,739
I'll be fine. I'll be all right.
947
01:01:47,789 --> 01:01:49,781
Yeah, I'll be OK.
948
01:01:49,832 --> 01:01:51,658
Yeah.
949
01:01:58,174 --> 01:02:00,166
(Low breathing via a ventilator)
950
01:02:06,933 --> 01:02:08,925
(Volume of breathing increases)
951
01:02:27,286 --> 01:02:29,278
You should go in.
952
01:03:14,834 --> 01:03:16,826
(Birdsong)
953
01:03:24,469 --> 01:03:26,461
(Wind whistles)
954
01:03:35,438 --> 01:03:37,430
Dad, aren't you going to Graham's thing?
955
01:03:37,899 --> 01:03:40,650
- Hm?
- Graham's thing. It's Friday.
956
01:03:40,693 --> 01:03:42,602
I thought you were going out.
957
01:03:42,653 --> 01:03:44,894
Yeah, I'm meant to be at the hospital.
958
01:03:44,947 --> 01:03:47,734
Well, you should get along then, I suppose.
959
01:03:47,784 --> 01:03:49,990
Yeah. Yeah, I will. Yeah, I should go.
960
01:03:55,708 --> 01:03:57,700
Right, I'm off out.
961
01:03:59,212 --> 01:04:01,537
I'll see you, then.
962
01:04:03,049 --> 01:04:04,424
Bye.
963
01:04:08,930 --> 01:04:11,171
Dad, who would you save first in a house fire,
964
01:04:11,641 --> 01:04:13,183
given the hypothetical situation
965
01:04:13,226 --> 01:04:15,598
that both Mum and I
were equally difficult to save?
966
01:04:15,645 --> 01:04:16,925
I'd save your mother first,
967
01:04:16,979 --> 01:04:20,644
so we had a better chance
of working together to save you.
968
01:04:34,539 --> 01:04:36,864
Do you often feel like this?
969
01:04:37,333 --> 01:04:38,613
Like what?
970
01:04:38,668 --> 01:04:41,752
- Tired?
- Down in the dumps.
971
01:04:43,214 --> 01:04:45,502
Quite often.
972
01:04:45,967 --> 01:04:47,959
How long for?
973
01:04:48,594 --> 01:04:51,085
Since I was about your age, I suppose.
974
01:04:51,556 --> 01:04:53,548
What does it feel like?
975
01:04:55,852 --> 01:04:57,844
Like being underwater.
976
01:04:58,646 --> 01:05:01,563
Is that why you became a marine biologist?
977
01:05:02,024 --> 01:05:03,981
Maybe, yeah.
978
01:05:04,026 --> 01:05:06,018
Have you always liked fish?
979
01:05:06,821 --> 01:05:08,813
I suppose so.
980
01:05:09,615 --> 01:05:13,149
I just sort of drifted into it, really.
No pun intended.
981
01:05:13,619 --> 01:05:15,611
And does Mum mind?
982
01:05:16,622 --> 01:05:18,495
I think she'd rather I earnt more money.
983
01:05:18,958 --> 01:05:20,950
No, you being underwater.
984
01:05:21,002 --> 01:05:22,033
Oh.
985
01:05:22,086 --> 01:05:23,745
Yeah, no.
986
01:05:23,796 --> 01:05:26,168
I'm sure she'd rather I wasn't.
987
01:05:26,215 --> 01:05:28,836
It's not very pleasant.
988
01:05:29,427 --> 01:05:31,466
The ocean is six miles deep, isn't it?
989
01:05:33,973 --> 01:05:35,965
Well remembered. Yeah.
990
01:05:39,103 --> 01:05:40,762
(Phone rings)
991
01:05:41,230 --> 01:05:43,056
Could be Mum.
992
01:05:43,107 --> 01:05:45,099
Or Jordana.
993
01:05:45,151 --> 01:05:47,190
(Phone continues ringing)
994
01:05:51,991 --> 01:05:53,983
(Front door shuts)
995
01:06:04,420 --> 01:06:06,412
(Phone rings)
996
01:06:15,223 --> 01:06:17,215
(Ringing tone)
997
01:06:25,316 --> 01:06:29,479
I haven't spoken to Jordana about her mother
because there's only two possible outcomes.
998
01:06:29,946 --> 01:06:31,737
Either the operation was a success,
999
01:06:31,781 --> 01:06:34,817
in which case she'll be too relieved
to be angry with me for long,
1000
01:06:34,867 --> 01:06:36,111
or her mother was dead,
1001
01:06:36,160 --> 01:06:39,077
in which case she needs privacy
and time to grieve.
1002
01:06:39,956 --> 01:06:42,956
During this brief hiatus,
I can help save my parents' marriage
1003
01:06:43,417 --> 01:06:46,750
and then resume my duties
as the best boyfriend in the world.
1004
01:07:11,696 --> 01:07:13,688
Oliver.
1005
01:07:14,156 --> 01:07:15,235
Yes?
1006
01:07:15,616 --> 01:07:16,944
- What's this?
- I don't know.
1007
01:07:16,993 --> 01:07:18,321
- What is this?
- A letter.
1008
01:07:18,369 --> 01:07:20,326
- I don't know what's in it.
- I think you do.
1009
01:07:20,371 --> 01:07:22,363
Why did you write this, Oliver?
1010
01:07:22,748 --> 01:07:24,290
This isn't funny.
1011
01:07:24,750 --> 01:07:27,241
If I did write it, and I'm not as yet
admitting that I did,
1012
01:07:27,295 --> 01:07:29,583
it'd be because I spoke to Dad.
This is what he wants.
1013
01:07:29,630 --> 01:07:32,334
- You spoke to Dad?
- He knows he's been imperfect.
1014
01:07:32,383 --> 01:07:34,090
What did you talk about, Oliver?
1015
01:07:34,135 --> 01:07:36,127
Listen,
1016
01:07:36,679 --> 01:07:38,137
he still finds you attractive.
1017
01:07:38,597 --> 01:07:40,589
He still wants to make love to you.
1018
01:07:41,934 --> 01:07:43,214
Are you making this up?
1019
01:07:43,686 --> 01:07:46,971
Me and Dad have discussed it.
We both want to make this marriage work.
1020
01:07:47,023 --> 01:07:48,682
Are you with us?
1021
01:07:57,742 --> 01:07:59,734
(Door shuts)
1022
01:08:14,425 --> 01:08:16,417
(Front door slams)
1023
01:08:17,720 --> 01:08:19,214
(Car engine starts)
1024
01:08:34,278 --> 01:08:37,231
JILL: Going to the beach with Graham.
I will not be back tonight.
1025
01:09:09,647 --> 01:09:12,813
OLIVER: On New Year's Eve,
everyone from town goes to the beach.
1026
01:09:13,275 --> 01:09:15,979
Chip said, if a girl won't get off with you
on New Year's Eve,
1027
01:09:16,028 --> 01:09:17,570
you may as well cut it off.
1028
01:09:17,613 --> 01:09:20,104
I'm starting to think that we may grow apart.
1029
01:09:20,366 --> 01:09:22,157
I don't want a mystic ninja as a stepdad.
1030
01:09:22,618 --> 01:09:24,824
I don't want to be from a broken home
like Chip's,
1031
01:09:24,870 --> 01:09:29,496
wearing tracksuit tops instead of coats
and taking gateway drugs in shopping malls.
1032
01:09:29,542 --> 01:09:31,285
I want my family back.
1033
01:09:31,335 --> 01:09:33,327
I don't want anything to change.
1034
01:10:25,931 --> 01:10:28,422
(Fireworks explode)
1035
01:10:28,893 --> 01:10:31,134
The celebrations are really kicking in, right?
1036
01:10:31,187 --> 01:10:32,562
Yeah.
1037
01:10:32,605 --> 01:10:34,597
It distresses tiny animals.
1038
01:10:35,649 --> 01:10:37,024
- You can relax, right?
- Mm.
1039
01:10:37,485 --> 01:10:40,058
- There's some lovely massage oils.
- Great. OK.
1040
01:10:40,112 --> 01:10:41,570
In you get.
1041
01:10:41,614 --> 01:10:43,606
All right.
1042
01:10:47,119 --> 01:10:49,111
(Fireworks explode)
1043
01:10:50,372 --> 01:10:52,364
(Whistles from crowd on beach)
1044
01:11:01,008 --> 01:11:03,000
(Mutters)
1045
01:11:31,747 --> 01:11:35,162
I have no idea what I'm hoping to achieve
by breaking into Graham's house.
1046
01:11:35,626 --> 01:11:37,784
I just want to give him
the idea that I'm deranged
1047
01:11:37,836 --> 01:11:39,958
and therefore capable of anything.
1048
01:11:40,005 --> 01:11:43,124
This will probably involve me urinating
or something.
1049
01:11:49,348 --> 01:11:51,470
I need a fucking drink.
1050
01:11:54,979 --> 01:11:56,259
(Whispers)
1051
01:11:56,730 --> 01:11:58,556
I'm doing it. Just do it.
1052
01:11:58,607 --> 01:12:00,350
Just do it...
1053
01:12:00,401 --> 01:12:01,563
Just do it.
1054
01:12:12,204 --> 01:12:13,366
OK.
1055
01:12:13,831 --> 01:12:15,289
Feel my piss.
1056
01:12:15,541 --> 01:12:17,617
Oh, come on.
1057
01:12:18,085 --> 01:12:20,077
Come on.
1058
01:12:21,046 --> 01:12:23,287
Oh, for fuck...
1059
01:12:23,757 --> 01:12:25,749
Fuck.
1060
01:12:25,968 --> 01:12:27,212
It's fine.
1061
01:12:27,678 --> 01:12:29,670
Come on. Just...
1062
01:12:30,723 --> 01:12:32,715
(Mutters)
1063
01:12:33,559 --> 01:12:36,180
Fucking piss on your face, you fucking freak.
1064
01:12:39,398 --> 01:12:41,390
For fuck's sake, just come on. Loosen up.
1065
01:12:48,907 --> 01:12:50,899
Oh, here we go.
1066
01:12:51,619 --> 01:12:53,196
(Trickle)
1067
01:12:53,912 --> 01:12:55,156
OK, that'll do it.
1068
01:13:00,919 --> 01:13:02,496
Jesus Christ.
1069
01:13:06,508 --> 01:13:08,050
Fuck.
1070
01:13:10,095 --> 01:13:12,087
(Coughs)
1071
01:13:15,309 --> 01:13:16,055
(Retches)
1072
01:13:23,567 --> 01:13:25,310
(Coughs)
1073
01:13:31,033 --> 01:13:33,025
Kim-Lin?
1074
01:13:35,162 --> 01:13:37,154
Is that you?
1075
01:13:38,332 --> 01:13:40,324
Do you still have a key?
1076
01:13:41,627 --> 01:13:43,619
That's very naughty.
1077
01:13:48,509 --> 01:13:50,501
Oh, this is fun, isn't it?
1078
01:13:52,262 --> 01:13:54,338
What kind of protest's this, then, eh?
1079
01:13:55,766 --> 01:13:57,343
Huh?
1080
01:13:57,810 --> 01:14:01,309
How much more of this bizarre behaviour
do I have to endure?
1081
01:14:12,991 --> 01:14:14,817
(Exhales) Nearly went red there.
1082
01:14:15,285 --> 01:14:17,526
Come on, up you get, sweetheart.
1083
01:14:17,579 --> 01:14:19,571
I'm just try...
1084
01:14:23,502 --> 01:14:25,459
My name is not Kim-Lin.
1085
01:14:25,921 --> 01:14:28,542
My name is Oliver Tate.
1086
01:14:28,590 --> 01:14:30,582
(Doorbell rings)
1087
01:14:34,430 --> 01:14:35,628
Hello.
1088
01:14:37,182 --> 01:14:39,174
Hello.
1089
01:14:40,394 --> 01:14:42,386
Hello!
1090
01:14:51,196 --> 01:14:53,188
LLOYD: Knock, knock.
1091
01:14:54,825 --> 01:14:56,616
How are you feeling?
1092
01:14:57,077 --> 01:14:59,069
I saw Mum with Graham at the beach.
1093
01:14:59,121 --> 01:15:01,113
Mm. Mum told me everything.
1094
01:15:01,331 --> 01:15:03,822
Did she say she went into the van
with his face on it?
1095
01:15:04,293 --> 01:15:05,206
Yes.
1096
01:15:05,252 --> 01:15:07,743
Did she say what happened in the van
with his face on it?
1097
01:15:07,796 --> 01:15:08,910
Yes.
1098
01:15:08,964 --> 01:15:10,671
Aren't you angry?
1099
01:15:10,716 --> 01:15:12,708
Worse things have happened at sea, OI.
1100
01:15:12,801 --> 01:15:15,422
- What did happen?
- That's between your mother and I.
1101
01:15:15,471 --> 01:15:17,547
JILL: Lloyd, I think it best we be honest.
1102
01:15:17,598 --> 01:15:19,008
Sweet pea,
1103
01:15:19,057 --> 01:15:21,049
I gave Graham a handjob.
1104
01:15:22,770 --> 01:15:25,439
Is there anything you'd like to say about that?
1105
01:15:26,231 --> 01:15:28,223
- Lloyd, do you want to add anything?
- No.
1106
01:15:28,692 --> 01:15:33,188
OK. Well, I was drunk
and I was trying to relax Graham.
1107
01:15:33,238 --> 01:15:35,811
- It was a silly thing to do.
- Mm.
1108
01:15:35,908 --> 01:15:37,236
Thank you.
1109
01:15:37,701 --> 01:15:39,693
Your father and I have discussed it
1110
01:15:40,162 --> 01:15:44,290
and if it's OK with everyone,
that's the last we'll say about it.
1111
01:15:44,750 --> 01:15:46,742
OK? Thank you.
1112
01:15:46,835 --> 01:15:50,618
Is there anything
you'd like to talk about now, huh?
1113
01:15:52,257 --> 01:15:55,044
Me and Jordana
are having relationship problems.
1114
01:15:55,511 --> 01:15:58,002
- Oh.
- It's difficult.
1115
01:15:58,055 --> 01:16:00,546
I suppose it won't matter when I'm 38 but...
1116
01:16:00,599 --> 01:16:01,974
I'm upset about it.
1117
01:16:02,017 --> 01:16:03,808
You should be more angry with her.
1118
01:16:03,852 --> 01:16:05,844
Why would I be angry with Jordana?
1119
01:16:06,438 --> 01:16:07,766
Oh, you mean me.
1120
01:16:08,232 --> 01:16:09,891
Yes. No, no. Well, you know, I am.
1121
01:16:09,942 --> 01:16:11,934
Yeah, I'm upset.
1122
01:16:13,612 --> 01:16:15,853
We should go back to sleep, though.
1123
01:16:16,323 --> 01:16:17,900
Yeah.
1124
01:16:17,950 --> 01:16:21,650
We're not going to punish you now
but we're going to talk about what you've done.
1125
01:16:21,703 --> 01:16:23,078
What about what you've done?
1126
01:16:23,121 --> 01:16:24,615
OK, don't push it, OI.
1127
01:16:24,665 --> 01:16:27,998
Well, we'll talk about that too
but you should go back to sleep now, OK?
1128
01:16:28,043 --> 01:16:30,450
- OK.
- Mm?
1129
01:16:32,214 --> 01:16:34,206
Right.
1130
01:17:07,541 --> 01:17:09,414
JORDANA: Dear Oliver, I tried to tell you
1131
01:17:09,877 --> 01:17:13,376
but I figure you'll only probably believe me
if it's in writing. It's over.
1132
01:17:13,422 --> 01:17:15,498
I enclose my lighter as a parting gift for you.
1133
01:17:15,549 --> 01:17:18,004
Also, I think you should know,
I've found someone else.
1134
01:17:18,051 --> 01:17:20,376
When we're in school together,
try not to look upset.
1135
01:17:20,429 --> 01:17:22,551
I know you're a good actor.
1136
01:17:22,598 --> 01:17:26,844
PS: You were right about
my being allergic to dogs. I got tested.
1137
01:17:26,894 --> 01:17:29,764
Oh, and in case you're interested,
my mum's fine now.
1138
01:17:29,813 --> 01:17:32,054
Sorry if it made you feel awkward.
1139
01:17:39,031 --> 01:17:41,652
# ALEX TURNER:
It's Hard To Get Around The Wind
1140
01:17:44,953 --> 01:17:48,535
# It's like you're trying to get to heaven
in a hurry
1141
01:17:48,999 --> 01:17:52,035
# And the queue was shorter
than you thought it'd be
1142
01:17:52,085 --> 01:17:57,624
# And the doorman says,
You need to get a wrist band
1143
01:17:57,966 --> 01:18:01,500
# You got a lift between the pitfalls
1144
01:18:01,970 --> 01:18:05,338
# But you're looking like you're low on energy
1145
01:18:05,390 --> 01:18:10,929
# Did you get out and walk
to ensure you'd miss the quicksand?
1146
01:18:11,688 --> 01:18:13,561
Could you tell her I called?
1147
01:18:14,024 --> 01:18:17,274
# Looking for a new place to begin
- It's Oliver. Oliver Tate.
1148
01:18:17,903 --> 01:18:19,812
Oh, yeah, she's got my number.
1149
01:18:20,280 --> 01:18:24,028
# Feeling like it's hard to understand
1150
01:18:25,410 --> 01:18:31,495
# But as long as you still keep peppering the pill
1151
01:18:32,084 --> 01:18:37,042
# You'll find a way to spit it out again
1152
01:18:38,674 --> 01:18:44,759
# And even when you know
the way it's gonna blow
1153
01:18:46,682 --> 01:18:53,514
# It's hard to get around the wind
1154
01:18:53,981 --> 01:18:55,973
None of this will matter when I'm 38.
1155
01:18:56,233 --> 01:18:59,436
But it's been two months
since Jordana last spoke to me.
1156
01:18:59,486 --> 01:19:01,727
Her new boyfriend has an incredibly long neck.
1157
01:19:04,449 --> 01:19:07,070
Just thinking about giraffes makes me angry.
1158
01:19:08,745 --> 01:19:10,618
I wish I could hand in this excuse note.
1159
01:19:11,081 --> 01:19:12,325
"Dear Mr Davey,
1160
01:19:12,374 --> 01:19:15,493
Please may Oliver be excused from class.
His tiny heart is broken.
1161
01:19:15,544 --> 01:19:17,536
Yours sincerely, Lloyd Tate."
1162
01:19:18,255 --> 01:19:20,543
# Stretching out the neck on your evening
1163
01:19:21,299 --> 01:19:24,252
# Trying to even out some deficit
1164
01:19:24,720 --> 01:19:30,224
# But it's sabre-toothed, multi-ball confusion
1165
01:19:31,101 --> 01:19:34,766
# And you can shriek until you're hollow
1166
01:19:35,230 --> 01:19:38,349
# Or whisper it the other way
1167
01:19:38,400 --> 01:19:43,690
# Trying to save the youth
without putting your shoes on
1168
01:19:45,866 --> 01:19:50,077
# Looking for a new place to begin
1169
01:19:52,998 --> 01:19:56,781
- Is he all right?
- He's fine. Just leave him.
1170
01:19:58,837 --> 01:20:04,376
# As long as you still keep peppering the pill
1171
01:20:05,010 --> 01:20:09,968
# You'll find a way to spit it out again
1172
01:20:11,641 --> 01:20:17,560
# And even when you know
the way it's gonna blow
1173
01:20:19,232 --> 01:20:23,312
# It's hard
1174
01:20:23,779 --> 01:20:28,524
# To get around the wind
1175
01:20:28,909 --> 01:20:32,906
In my other recurring dream,
I mentally rehearse the end scene.
1176
01:20:33,371 --> 01:20:36,455
The one where it's getting dark
and I mistake a girl for Jordana.
1177
01:20:36,500 --> 01:20:39,833
A girl with the exact same frame
and the exact same hair.
1178
01:20:39,878 --> 01:20:43,081
And when she turns around,
I see her face is nothing like Jordana's.
1179
01:20:43,131 --> 01:20:45,372
And she asks, "Do I know you?"
1180
01:20:45,425 --> 01:20:47,251
And I look traumatised and say...
1181
01:20:47,302 --> 01:20:49,045
No.
1182
01:20:49,096 --> 01:20:50,887
You don't know me.
1183
01:20:50,931 --> 01:20:52,970
You don't know me at all.
1184
01:20:54,142 --> 01:20:56,715
I think this will matter when I'm older,
when I'm 38.
1185
01:20:57,187 --> 01:20:58,562
Don't you knock any more?
1186
01:20:58,605 --> 01:20:59,636
Sorry, Oliver. What?
1187
01:20:59,689 --> 01:21:02,144
Jordana... I think it will matter when I'm older.
1188
01:21:02,192 --> 01:21:03,686
Yeah, course it will.
1189
01:21:03,735 --> 01:21:05,774
OK, well... Good night.
1190
01:21:10,492 --> 01:21:13,907
# And I can hear you through my window
1191
01:21:14,371 --> 01:21:17,621
# But I'm never quite sure who is who
1192
01:21:17,666 --> 01:21:23,170
# But they want the world on a dessert spoon
1193
01:21:24,047 --> 01:21:27,250
# It always sounds like they're fighting
1194
01:21:27,717 --> 01:21:31,465
# Or as if that's what they're about to do
1195
01:21:31,513 --> 01:21:33,589
# It might not hurt now
1196
01:21:33,640 --> 01:21:37,008
# But it's gonna hurt soon
1197
01:21:48,196 --> 01:21:50,188
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
1198
01:21:51,783 --> 01:21:54,452
You've got to be shitting me.
1199
01:21:54,911 --> 01:21:55,657
Pritchard.
1200
01:21:55,704 --> 01:21:58,159
Pritchard, take a look at this.
It's as funny as fuck.
1201
01:21:58,206 --> 01:22:00,494
MR DUNTHORNE: All right, whose note is that?
1202
01:22:05,297 --> 01:22:08,048
It's mine.
1203
01:22:08,925 --> 01:22:12,044
Thank you, Oliver, for your refreshing honesty.
1204
01:22:12,512 --> 01:22:14,718
But you know the rules.
Up you come, read it out.
1205
01:22:56,681 --> 01:22:58,673
(Clears throat)
1206
01:23:00,477 --> 01:23:02,268
It was just a joke?
1207
01:23:02,729 --> 01:23:03,927
Yeah.
1208
01:23:03,980 --> 01:23:06,980
OK, well, as I say,
if it was just a joke then that's fine.
1209
01:23:07,025 --> 01:23:10,061
But if ever you have serious feelings
1210
01:23:10,111 --> 01:23:13,479
of, you know, difficulty
1211
01:23:13,531 --> 01:23:14,906
or sadness
1212
01:23:14,950 --> 01:23:18,401
or any negative feelings that you want
to talk about, feel free to come and...
1213
01:23:18,453 --> 01:23:19,733
I know, I know, yeah.
1214
01:23:19,788 --> 01:23:21,198
I can talk to you about that.
1215
01:23:21,248 --> 01:23:22,907
OK. I don't want to embarrass you
1216
01:23:22,958 --> 01:23:27,086
but I just wanted you to know that
I'm open to talking whenever you want.
1217
01:23:27,128 --> 01:23:28,372
Yeah. OK.
1218
01:23:28,421 --> 01:23:29,369
Cool.
1219
01:23:29,422 --> 01:23:30,916
Good.
1220
01:23:30,966 --> 01:23:33,457
Nice one, OI. Nice one, you fuck-muppet.
1221
01:23:33,510 --> 01:23:36,594
Why write stuff like that?
Perhaps people are right and you are gay.
1222
01:23:36,638 --> 01:23:39,804
"Jordana, I love you. I want to
have your babies, get married."
1223
01:23:39,849 --> 01:23:41,011
What the fuck?
1224
01:23:41,059 --> 01:23:44,807
- Fuck you, Chips.
- What the fuck are you up to, you fool?
1225
01:23:59,369 --> 01:24:00,531
What?
1226
01:24:00,996 --> 01:24:02,787
- You're a loser.
- Go and see the girl
1227
01:24:02,831 --> 01:24:04,740
- who doesn't like you.
- I'll be back.
1228
01:24:04,791 --> 01:24:06,415
I'll hit you in the face.
1229
01:24:10,463 --> 01:24:13,380
Can I have a word, please, in private,
without him?
1230
01:24:13,925 --> 01:24:15,253
I'm fine here.
1231
01:24:16,136 --> 01:24:17,795
Sorry I didn't come to the hospital.
1232
01:24:18,263 --> 01:24:20,054
I thought my parents were going to split up
1233
01:24:20,098 --> 01:24:22,339
and I didn't want to look weak
or things to change.
1234
01:24:22,392 --> 01:24:24,764
(Whispers)
My mum gave a hand-job to a mystic.
1235
01:24:27,772 --> 01:24:29,764
Look, I was frightened.
1236
01:24:30,275 --> 01:24:32,101
I'm full of regret.
1237
01:24:38,867 --> 01:24:41,440
This is the moment where you leave him
and come with me.
1238
01:24:45,874 --> 01:24:47,665
Is it?
1239
01:24:48,126 --> 01:24:50,083
Yeah.
1240
01:24:50,128 --> 01:24:52,120
Are you coming?
1241
01:24:54,591 --> 01:24:56,583
No.
1242
01:25:08,438 --> 01:25:09,896
(Chips laughs)
1243
01:25:22,619 --> 01:25:24,611
(Seagulls cry)
1244
01:26:08,248 --> 01:26:11,332
I don't know if I've come of age
but I'm certainly older now.
1245
01:26:11,793 --> 01:26:15,493
I feel shrunken, as if there's
a tiny ancient Oliver Tate inside me
1246
01:26:15,547 --> 01:26:18,417
operating the levers of
a life-size Oliver-shaped shell.
1247
01:26:18,466 --> 01:26:20,754
A shell on which a decrepit picture show
1248
01:26:20,802 --> 01:26:22,794
replays the same handful of images.
1249
01:26:39,404 --> 01:26:43,567
Every night I come to the same place
and wait till the sky catches up with my mood.
1250
01:26:45,285 --> 01:26:46,862
The pattern is set.
1251
01:26:47,328 --> 01:26:50,696
This is, no doubt, the end.
1252
01:27:07,223 --> 01:27:08,302
Jordana!
1253
01:27:17,275 --> 01:27:18,982
Jordana!
1254
01:27:22,197 --> 01:27:24,189
It is you.
1255
01:27:24,657 --> 01:27:26,863
I didn't think it'd be you. I...
1256
01:27:27,535 --> 01:27:30,903
I thought it'd be like a film
where the girl turns round and it's not the...
1257
01:27:31,372 --> 01:27:33,031
You've got a new dog. You're allergic.
1258
01:27:33,082 --> 01:27:34,706
- Oliver.
- Where's your boyfriend?
1259
01:27:34,751 --> 01:27:36,161
He's not my boyfriend.
1260
01:27:36,211 --> 01:27:39,046
Your skin's looking bad, terrible.
It's probably the dog.
1261
01:27:39,088 --> 01:27:40,997
I don't care about my fucking skin.
1262
01:27:41,049 --> 01:27:44,252
- Why on earth did you get a new dog?
- Because I like dogs, OK?
1263
01:27:44,302 --> 01:27:46,009
Why are you such a total dick?
1264
01:27:46,054 --> 01:27:48,046
I don't know.
1265
01:27:48,765 --> 01:27:51,302
I was crying earlier. My eyes are probably red.
1266
01:27:51,768 --> 01:27:52,847
They look fine.
1267
01:27:52,894 --> 01:27:55,135
No, well, maybe they don't go red when I cry.
1268
01:27:55,188 --> 01:27:57,180
It happens to some.
1269
01:27:59,484 --> 01:28:01,310
You were horrible to me.
1270
01:28:03,488 --> 01:28:05,979
I know. I made a mistake.
1271
01:28:06,449 --> 01:28:08,986
I made a mistake.
What do you want me to say?
1272
01:28:13,623 --> 01:28:15,366
- Ask me how deep the ocean is.
- Shut up.
1273
01:28:15,833 --> 01:28:16,995
Go on, just ask me.
1274
01:28:17,043 --> 01:28:18,585
- Why?
- Because I know the answer.
1275
01:28:18,628 --> 01:28:20,454
- Oh, do you?
- Yeah. I do.
1276
01:28:20,505 --> 01:28:22,047
- How deep?
- I'm not going to say.
1277
01:28:22,090 --> 01:28:24,082
I'm broken-hearted.
1278
01:28:24,843 --> 01:28:26,919
- The ocean is six miles deep.
- Good.