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Since the dawn of time,
space flight has been a dream.
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The rocket made
it a reality.
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But before man braved
that first giant step...
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the brave stepped into the rocket...
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and the brave were chimps.
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Ham 1 was the first American
to boldly go...
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where no man, or chimp,
had gone before.
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And tonight his brave legacy lives on.
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Introducing Ham the Third...
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Ham's one and only grandson.
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Thank you. Thank you.
No autographs. No flash photos.
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- Okay, fine. Photos. I'll sign that later.
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Ladies and gentlemen, strap yourselves in
as we embark on a mission to the stars!
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Space, stars, blah, blah, blah.
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- Enough with the lecture. Let's get to the action.
- Aim high, buckle up.
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Chin down, opposable thumbs in.
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When you gonna stop worrying about me,
Houston? Space is in my veins.
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- And between your ears.
- It's showtime!
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Here we go! Come on!
Let's make some noise!
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Let's tear the roof off of this tent.
We're gonna go bananas!
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Hup! Hey! Hoop!
Prepare to be amaze-ified.
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- Let's light this candle.
- Say it with me.
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- T-minus three-
- Three, two, one!
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Blast off!
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Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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Ladies.
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And back again.
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I'm so excited. I just can't hide it!
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Keep your eye on the landing pad.
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No monkey business.
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Stay on target, hotshot.
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Big finale comin' up. Hoo-hoo!
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And a flipsy...
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and a dipsy and a do.
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Whoo-hoo! Whoa!
Whoa, whoa. Whoa!
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- Oh, Lord.
- Whoa!
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Whoa. Whoa, whoa. Whoa!
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This is not good! Oh!
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Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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He's always showboatin'.
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Ta-da!
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It's all good, folks!
That's why I put the helmet on the monkey.
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The Infinity
probe successfully advancing past lunar orbit.
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Status:
Unmanned and remote-controlled.
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Mission: Search for life.
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Detecting unidentified space anomaly.
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Warning. System malfunction.
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System malfunction.
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- It's so pretty!
- Ha!
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Come here, little fluttereye.
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- Oh, no!
- Zartog!
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Can't you brats read?
Keep away from my house!
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- Oy.
- Hmm.
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You monster!
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If I could catch you punks,
I'd dunk you in the Freznar too!
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No wonder why
everyone in town hates you!
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Just the way I like it. Huh?
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Whoa! Look! It's coming closer!
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It's a sky beast!
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Crudlar.
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A gift from the sky.
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Hey!
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Huh?
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I am the Infinity probe
from the planet Earth.
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We will now perform a full-body examination
for purely scientific purposes.
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Oh.
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Since the dawn of time,
man's indomitable spirit...
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has led to great achievements
in culture and civilization.
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He's created wonders in architecture,
art, music, engineering.
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But man isn't all work.
He likes to play too!
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I want to live like them.
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- System control interface operational.
- Huh?
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Manual override engaging.
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Help me!
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- Aha!
- Huh?
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A new day has come,
and that day is Zartog!
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The simian program started in the 1960s.
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And these chimpanzees are like
the ones used in the first space missions.
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- When do they go in space?
- Well, they don't.
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They're just exhibits of the past.
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Hey, what's up, Comet?
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I don't know, but something big!
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What do you mean "lost"?
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Senator,
the Infinity was drawn off course...
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by a magnetic attraction from a dimensional
anomaly in the time-space continuum.
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- In English.
- It was sucked into a wormhole.
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My constituents care about potholes,
not wormholes.
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Do you know how many potholes
we can fix for five billion dollars?
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- Area of the pothole.
- The power of three.
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- Multiplied by four.
- Cosine.
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- Multiplied by seven.
- Carry the two-
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50.6 million!
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- Depending on fluctuations in asphalt-
- Labor costs-
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- And overtime.
- It was a rhetorical question, brainiacs.
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Our data indicates the Infinity's
emerged on the far side of the universe.
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As you can see from this image...
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the Infinity has landed on a planet
in a crater filled with H20.
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- It means water.
- I know what it means.
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Senator, if the atmosphere is viable,
the planet could sustain life.
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Maybe even an NFL expansion team.
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This could prove
what we suspected all along.
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We are not alone.
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Just think what a mission
could do for science.
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Not to mention T-shirt sales.
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Political gold.
I want astronauts over there pronto.
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Not gonna happen.
Too risky for humans.
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We don't have a clue how the wormhole
will affect living tissue.
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It could transmogrify the D.N.A.,
causing blindness.
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- Heart failure.
- Most likely, death.
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Gripping.
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Comet, what are you doing?
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Getting us a mission.
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- We could send the chimps.
- Chimps? Chimps.
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Hmm. Not humans, but not horrible.
Show me what you got.
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Guys, we got a mission.
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Senator, Titan, Luna and Comet
are fully prepared for the mission.
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They have been training for this
their whole lives.
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Training, shmaining. These chimps are boring!
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They're... chimp nerds.
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Uh, technically, there's no such thing
as nerds in the simian world.
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I know a nerd when I see one.
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- Do you think he means we're nerds?
- No, no. We're super cool.
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What this mission needs is some P.R.,
some sizzle to grab the media's attention.
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It needs a chimp with the right stuff.
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It needs someone like... him!
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A real hero, with dignity and nobility.
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He's been dead for 30 years.
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But he does have a grandson.
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Ta-da!
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Ahh! Oh, ho-ho-ho!
Houston, no! Ooh!
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Oh! Thumb pain. Aah!
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- When I promised your grandpa I'd look after ya-
- Ooh! Ow!
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I never thought I'd be playin' pick-up sticks
with monkey bones night after night.
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What can I say?
I'm an envelope pusher.
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- I can't do anything halfway.
- Yeah?
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Well, you keep showboatin',
and you'll be halfway to the taxidermist.
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No, no, you can't take him!
He belongs to me.
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Official government business:
eminent domain, national security...
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a lot of other scary black helicopter stuff
you don't wanna mess with.
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Ooh. He's older than I expected.
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Well, you ain't no spring chicken either.
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- And you're lookin' for-
- Oh, he's so cute!
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Yeah, I'm a hottie.
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I am Dr. Smothers, and you are going
into space just like grandfather.
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Space?
Wrong answer.
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You got the wrong Ham, Doctor. Okay.
Bye, space lady who's attracted to me.
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- Hey!
- Good to see ya. Take care.
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- Don't let the door hit ya on the-
- Well, uh-
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He seems very excited to go.
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Kid, you're throwin' away
the only shot you got.
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This is a chance to make good,
live up to your legacy.
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Hey, I'm the star of my show, not just
the warm-up act for some human astronaut.
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Your grandfather
wasn't some warm-up act.
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He was a NASA astronaut.
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Got his face on magazines,
newspapers, television.
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- He even met the president.
- I met the chief of police once.
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Ham!
He did somethin' to be proud of.
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Had a dream and went for it.
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- You got dreams?
- I'm living my dream.
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Whoa!
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Uh, Houston? We have a problem.
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Thanks for supporting your government.
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Under threat of prosecution!
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I- I'm- I'm gonna
need that trailer back.
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- Huh.
- Well, looks like we're gonna
need a new cannonball.
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You like to travel?
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- Here he comes.
- Stand proud.
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I can't believe it. We'll be flying
with the grandson of the great Ham.
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You sure they said "grandson"?
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- Whoa! I know my rights.
I'm calling the A.S.P.C. A!
- Huh?
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I demand to talk to my ringmaster!
Help! I've been kidnapped!
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Oh, he's clearly excited
to be in a new environment.
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Oh, God!
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Good glass. Ow!
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Commander Titan,
navigation and coordinates.
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Ham. Don't and care.
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Lieutenant Luna.
It's an honor, sir.
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- Mmm-mmm-mmm.
- Yeah. Oh, my.
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Hello, lady chimp.
Do not mind if I "dooble."
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Luna means moon in Latin.
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That's right, sir.
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- What do ya know? Two lovers of language.
- Name's Comet.
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Computers and electronics.
I look forward to serving with you.
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Sorry, kid, but I gotta play Poughkeepsie
on Saturday. Let's go, Houston!
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Sir, with all due respect,
you've been selected for a mission...
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of historical significance
in the noble pursuit of-
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Land of the free, home of the brave.
Yada, yada, yada.
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Listen, the only mission I have
is to entertain. Watch and learn.
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- Abracadabble.
- Oh, cool!
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Oh, perfect. He's a joke.
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Anyway, best of luck, break a leg,
blast off-Whatever it is you say.
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But I gotta bounce.
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What are those?
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Rocket packs. We'll be demonstrating them
to the press Saturday morning.
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My ticket home.
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Quake with fear!
Lord Zartog is here.
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Ho!
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By now, you are all aware
of the insane power...
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I command with my big, shiny
driving machine whatchamathingie.
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Are there any among you
who oppose my rule?
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Ah, wait.
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So you're saying you're in charge
because that thing landed on your hut?
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Yes, and if you don't obey me,
I will dunk you in the Freznar.
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You wouldn't do that
'cause I'd be frozen forever.
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- Exactly!
- Not the Freznar!
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Cold!
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Anyone else fancy a dip?
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Good.
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All of you, get to work!
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Let's get this party started.
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The Infinity recorded 10 G's
through the wormhole.
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If the chimps' internal structure
cannot withstand the pressure...
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they will explode like a mouse in a microwave...
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frying their brains
and splattering their guts.
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Your teeth look amazing!
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Here comes five G's.
Here comes six G's.
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This thing is going so fast, right?
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Yoo-hoo!
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Seven G's. Eight G's.
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This might be a weird time to ask...
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but will you help me
move next week?
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It's not even that much stuff.
We'll make a day of it!
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Hey, that was fun.
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- You guys got a log ride?
- My turn.
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- Oh, poor little Comet.
He thinks he's going into space.
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Three chairs, three chimps.
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Gee, where we heading for lunch?
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I'm not eating trans fats anymore.
Well, that went well.
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We'll need you here, Comet. Our eyes and ears.
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Hey, kid.
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Did I ever tell you the story of the short-circuiting
posigrades in the first Mercury rockets?
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That was you?
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It was the day Ham's grandpa
and I coined the term...
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"So easy a human could do it."
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Oh, I don't know
what makes me happier-
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Einstein's unified field theory...
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or watching monkeys on a treadmill.
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# I am Titan, I am strong #
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# No one wants to sing along #
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# Get a life, one, two #
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# You're lame Three, four##
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What?
243
00:16:14,910 --> 00:16:18,070
And to think, I almost dropped out of Harvard
to start a software company.
244
00:16:18,150 --> 00:16:20,340
Who's laughing now, Bill Gates?
245
00:16:20,410 --> 00:16:24,080
Memorizing sequences is a vital test
of the chimps' brain capacity.
246
00:16:36,330 --> 00:16:38,360
You guys into sweet jams?
247
00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:53,410
When are you gonna
straighten up and fly right?
248
00:16:54,850 --> 00:16:57,880
- Saturday, about 10:00 a.m.
- Ham!
249
00:16:57,950 --> 00:17:01,050
I made these radios for the voyage. I think
they might work through the wormhole.
250
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:04,420
- Huh. You made these?
- Well, I'm good with machines.
251
00:17:04,490 --> 00:17:07,760
Listen, kid, thanks for the Bananaberry,
but I won't be needing it.
252
00:17:07,830 --> 00:17:10,800
Comet, I'll take the radio.
253
00:17:10,870 --> 00:17:13,300
Uh- Hey, kid.
254
00:17:13,370 --> 00:17:15,700
Special-edition simian space shades.
255
00:17:15,770 --> 00:17:17,790
Wow! Thanks!
256
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,810
Sweet!
257
00:17:23,110 --> 00:17:27,980
My fellow citizens, this mission
will travel clear across the cosmos...
258
00:17:28,050 --> 00:17:31,750
where we hope to finally answer
the age-old question:
259
00:17:31,820 --> 00:17:34,810
"Is there intelligent life out there?"
260
00:17:34,890 --> 00:17:36,750
Review rocket controls.
261
00:17:36,820 --> 00:17:39,790
Right thumb go, left thumb stop.
Up is right, down is left.
262
00:17:39,860 --> 00:17:42,560
- You got that?
- Yeah, yeah. Right thumb go, left thumb stop.
263
00:17:42,630 --> 00:17:46,400
Now you're seein' it, now you're not.
Boop, boop. Where'd it go?
264
00:17:46,470 --> 00:17:48,940
Here it is.
Hi! I was hiding.
265
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,830
Oh! You're missing a link.
266
00:17:50,910 --> 00:17:53,740
Chimp up, cannonball.
You're not in the circus anymore.
267
00:17:53,810 --> 00:17:55,930
Making this giant leap
through the wormhole...
268
00:17:56,010 --> 00:17:59,310
comes at great risk and danger.
269
00:17:59,380 --> 00:18:01,510
Who will blaze this trail for us?
270
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:04,780
The few, the proud...
271
00:18:04,850 --> 00:18:06,790
the monkeys!
272
00:18:16,860 --> 00:18:19,360
- Awesome!
- A historic moment.
273
00:18:19,430 --> 00:18:25,200
And here he is-a symbol of our country's
once and future greatness...
274
00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:28,000
Ham the Third!
275
00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:30,070
Thank you, thank you. Hey!
276
00:18:30,140 --> 00:18:35,450
To the circus and beyo-
277
00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:37,710
That's gotta hurt.
278
00:18:37,790 --> 00:18:39,840
Wait! Oh, no.
279
00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:42,620
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
280
00:18:42,690 --> 00:18:44,320
How much fuel is in that backpack?
281
00:18:44,390 --> 00:18:45,380
- Oh, boy.
- Cool!
282
00:18:45,460 --> 00:18:49,020
Ah, wrong way!
283
00:18:49,100 --> 00:18:51,220
Incoming!
284
00:18:51,300 --> 00:18:53,560
- Chimps gone wild.
- Uh-oh! Oh, no!
285
00:18:53,630 --> 00:18:55,570
Holy nards!
286
00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:57,540
- Heads up!
- Save the children!
287
00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:59,500
Run for your lives!
288
00:18:59,570 --> 00:19:02,170
Whoa! Wow! Oh! Huh?
289
00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:04,340
Hey, look! I'm on TV!
290
00:19:04,410 --> 00:19:07,210
Oh! Whoa, no!
291
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:16,750
- Crazy monkey!
- He's a maniac!
292
00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:24,360
Oh, that's not good.
293
00:19:26,100 --> 00:19:27,430
He's a joke!
294
00:19:34,410 --> 00:19:36,210
Oh.
295
00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:38,870
Whoo-hoo!
296
00:19:38,950 --> 00:19:40,940
Which way to the circus?
297
00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:44,380
Huh? Uh-oh.
298
00:19:50,260 --> 00:19:53,490
Ta-da!
299
00:19:55,100 --> 00:19:57,090
- Load 'em up.
300
00:20:06,070 --> 00:20:09,530
What kind of simulator is this?
It looks really realistic.
301
00:20:09,610 --> 00:20:11,270
Oh, it is.
302
00:20:40,570 --> 00:20:43,170
Okay. I got that out of my system.
303
00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:49,540
Wait. Not quite yet.
304
00:20:54,490 --> 00:20:57,860
Okay. I'm good.
Now, where are we?
305
00:21:21,250 --> 00:21:23,340
Uh, guys?
306
00:21:29,260 --> 00:21:31,820
The simulated Earth's
getting smaller and smaller.
307
00:21:33,630 --> 00:21:36,260
This isn't a simulation, is it?
308
00:21:36,330 --> 00:21:39,230
We are now officially space chimps.
309
00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:54,980
The Horizon has
completed its first phase of operation.
310
00:21:55,050 --> 00:21:57,880
Oh, wonderful!
311
00:21:57,950 --> 00:22:00,680
- There you go.
- # Congratulations to us #
312
00:22:00,750 --> 00:22:02,750
- Ha!
- Yeah!
313
00:22:18,510 --> 00:22:20,530
No, that's not straight enough.
314
00:22:20,610 --> 00:22:23,300
No, no. Now that-
No, it's too straight.
315
00:22:23,380 --> 00:22:26,510
Who is this?
I don't remember dunking him.
316
00:22:26,580 --> 00:22:30,450
No, no! You're doing it all wrong!
317
00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:32,950
Move the Flanderk higher.
318
00:22:33,020 --> 00:22:35,010
Line up the twobs in a row.
319
00:22:36,290 --> 00:22:40,390
Careful with that!
It took me all day to dunk.
320
00:22:40,460 --> 00:22:43,220
- Splork!
- Yes, Lord Zartog?
321
00:22:43,300 --> 00:22:47,030
- Kneel to Lord Zartog.
- Yes, Lord Zartog.
322
00:22:47,100 --> 00:22:49,800
Soon the house of Zartog
will be finished.
323
00:22:49,870 --> 00:22:53,600
It's going to be magnificent!
324
00:22:53,670 --> 00:22:57,370
It's a shame the volcano will destroy it
when the three suns line up on Triple Sunday.
325
00:22:57,440 --> 00:22:59,780
I'm one step ahead of that volcano.
326
00:22:59,850 --> 00:23:01,910
That's why I'm building those.
327
00:23:03,180 --> 00:23:05,740
These pipes will divert
the Freznar safely away.
328
00:23:05,820 --> 00:23:09,380
Nothing will ever destroy
the house of Zartog.
329
00:23:09,460 --> 00:23:13,290
But if you divert
the volcano's Freznar...
330
00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:15,350
the entire village will be buried.
331
00:23:15,430 --> 00:23:19,490
Exactly! A glorious reflecting pool
to reflect my gloriousness...
332
00:23:19,570 --> 00:23:21,500
gloriously.
333
00:23:21,570 --> 00:23:24,870
- Eh, but-but-but where would we all live?
- With me, in my dungeon.
334
00:23:24,940 --> 00:23:27,740
How gracious of you, my lord.
335
00:23:28,410 --> 00:23:32,310
Commander's log. Stardate: now.
336
00:23:32,380 --> 00:23:35,250
Space, the final frontier.
I have bravely led-
337
00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:38,380
- Oh, stewardess?
Can you get me a pillow and a blanket?
- Stay in your seat.
338
00:23:38,450 --> 00:23:41,290
- It's regulation.
- I have bravely led my-
339
00:23:41,360 --> 00:23:43,290
Look! No hands, no feet. No tail.
340
00:23:43,360 --> 00:23:46,620
Back on Earth, your insubordinate behavior
would get you chimp-martialed!
341
00:23:46,690 --> 00:23:49,030
- You're not gonna do that
the whole trip, are you?
- What?
342
00:23:49,100 --> 00:23:51,460
Use "chimp" to replace real phrases.
343
00:23:51,530 --> 00:23:53,830
I tell ya. I'm gonna kill him.
344
00:23:53,900 --> 00:23:56,960
Commander! Violence
is against the primate directive.
345
00:23:57,040 --> 00:24:00,530
- You're right, Lieutenant.
- Is love against the primate directive?
346
00:24:00,610 --> 00:24:02,700
- Aah!
- Listen and learn, cannonball.
347
00:24:02,780 --> 00:24:05,640
- The approach sequence
must be activated in order.
348
00:24:05,710 --> 00:24:09,650
Fire the engines true and fast.
Red one first, blue one last.
349
00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:14,550
In between, press 3-6-5
if you want to stay alive.
350
00:24:14,620 --> 00:24:16,560
- Permission to speak, Commander?
- Permission granted.
351
00:24:16,620 --> 00:24:18,610
- You're a dork.
- I don't like you.
352
00:24:18,690 --> 00:24:21,390
Engaging 3-D matrix.
353
00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:23,730
- Ready visual imaging.
- Fire photon torpedoes!
354
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:26,890
- Aah!
- It's go time, cannonball.
355
00:24:26,970 --> 00:24:29,230
Oh, yeah? Prove it.
356
00:24:29,300 --> 00:24:32,030
- Titan, don't!
- You are a threat to the mission!
357
00:24:32,110 --> 00:24:34,130
Ta-da!
358
00:24:34,210 --> 00:24:37,230
- Oops. I'm sorry. What do you think
we should name our kids?
359
00:24:37,310 --> 00:24:39,300
What? I'm gonna take off.
360
00:24:39,380 --> 00:24:41,710
- You're goin' down!
- Orbital stabilizers. Check.
361
00:24:41,780 --> 00:24:44,910
- Hey, is this your card? Is this your card?
- Auxiliary thrusters, check.
362
00:24:44,990 --> 00:24:47,040
- Collision detector, check.
- Circus freak!
363
00:24:47,120 --> 00:24:52,060
- Not your card, huh?
- I can't take this for another 73 light-years!
364
00:24:52,130 --> 00:24:54,250
- I gotcha! Here it comes!
- Hang in there.
365
00:24:54,330 --> 00:24:56,260
Ding-dong-Aah!
366
00:24:56,330 --> 00:24:58,260
Easy on the fur, furious George.
367
00:24:58,330 --> 00:25:00,270
Unruly crew member has been detained.
368
00:25:00,330 --> 00:25:02,630
- Ow!
- Enact regulation number 815.
369
00:25:02,700 --> 00:25:05,540
What's regulation 815?
370
00:25:07,110 --> 00:25:09,040
Guys!
371
00:25:09,110 --> 00:25:11,040
I gotta pee!
372
00:25:11,110 --> 00:25:14,410
Whoo! Talk about suction!
373
00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:18,350
- Ugh.
- Oh, and by the way, guys,
we lost the toilet paper.
374
00:25:18,420 --> 00:25:20,410
Not my fault.
375
00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:24,490
- Thrusters aligned for entry.
- Wow.
376
00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:27,490
Am I glad we're not goin'
into that crazy-lookin' thing.
377
00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:30,500
Sorry. While on the mission
I can only hear real astronauts.
378
00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:32,760
Then who did you just say sorry to?
379
00:25:34,130 --> 00:25:37,400
- Someone else.
- Then why did you just say "someone else"?
380
00:25:37,470 --> 00:25:39,460
- Jerk-boy!
- Nitpicker!
381
00:25:39,540 --> 00:25:42,470
- Poop-thrower!
- Maybe there's some music on the radio.
382
00:25:42,540 --> 00:25:45,940
# Hey, monkey-rena #
383
00:25:46,010 --> 00:25:48,210
Circus freak!
384
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:50,220
Approaching dimensional anomaly entry.
385
00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:52,410
Brace for event threshold.
386
00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:01,990
Approaching five G's-Six G's!
387
00:26:03,260 --> 00:26:05,250
Eight G's!
388
00:26:08,470 --> 00:26:11,060
Must... stay... alert.
389
00:26:11,140 --> 00:26:13,500
Losing... consciousness...
390
00:26:13,570 --> 00:26:15,510
- now.
- Titan!
391
00:26:15,580 --> 00:26:18,170
Whoa! Whoa!
392
00:26:18,250 --> 00:26:20,270
Come on! Come on!
Where's reverse on this thing?
393
00:26:20,350 --> 00:26:23,110
- Welcome to InStar.
- Oh, thank God.
394
00:26:23,180 --> 00:26:26,240
How can I help you?
395
00:26:41,740 --> 00:26:43,830
Horizon has entered the wormhole.
396
00:26:43,900 --> 00:26:46,840
- Marvelous!
- We'll reacquire signal
in 12 minutes, 20 seconds.
397
00:26:46,910 --> 00:26:50,600
- This better work.
- We got three chimps strapped
into a $3.7 billion spaceship.
398
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:52,610
What could go wrong?
399
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:55,770
Whoa-ho-ho! Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!
Whoa-whoa-whoa!
400
00:26:55,850 --> 00:27:00,250
Hey, cool, a planet.
And we're headed right for it.
401
00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:03,150
Oh, my God,
we're headed right for it!
402
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:06,890
Wake up! Wake up!
You gotta land this thing!
403
00:27:08,430 --> 00:27:10,020
Okay, no need to panic.
404
00:27:10,100 --> 00:27:12,290
You're just hurtling out of a wormhole
on the other side of the universe...
405
00:27:12,370 --> 00:27:14,300
at 9,000 miles an hour and no brakes!
406
00:27:14,370 --> 00:27:16,300
Pull up! Come on!
407
00:27:16,370 --> 00:27:18,530
Steering wheel!
408
00:27:20,310 --> 00:27:23,740
Please let one of these be a force field.
Please, please, please!
409
00:27:25,710 --> 00:27:28,080
- Air bags deployed.
- I did it!
410
00:27:28,150 --> 00:27:30,510
I am the smartest chimp
in the universe!
411
00:27:30,580 --> 00:27:32,210
Whoo-
412
00:27:45,500 --> 00:27:47,490
No-oh-oh! Aaah!
413
00:27:52,470 --> 00:27:54,170
Ow.
414
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:57,400
Whew.
Well, that wasn't so bad.
415
00:27:57,480 --> 00:27:59,470
Ship stabilized.
416
00:28:04,650 --> 00:28:08,110
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa-whoa! Whoa!
417
00:28:12,790 --> 00:28:18,730
Reacquire signal in five,
four, three, two, one.
418
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:27,440
I'm heading to Kinko's later if anybody
wants me to run off their résumé.
419
00:28:27,510 --> 00:28:29,440
You lost the ship?
420
00:28:29,510 --> 00:28:32,380
It must be some sort of
technical malfunction.
421
00:28:32,450 --> 00:28:34,880
Burning microwave popcorn
is a technical malfunction.
422
00:28:34,950 --> 00:28:38,080
This is a billion-dollar disaster!
423
00:28:38,150 --> 00:28:40,090
3.7, to be exact.
424
00:28:40,150 --> 00:28:43,650
Look on the bright side- if they don't come back,
we save five grand on cake and balloons.
425
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:47,660
We can always count on
the 24-hour fail-safe restart system.
426
00:28:47,730 --> 00:28:50,160
You have 24 hours
to bring back those chimps...
427
00:28:50,230 --> 00:28:52,820
or I'll cut your funding
and make this space program history!
428
00:28:52,900 --> 00:28:54,960
And I mean every cent.
429
00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:57,440
You won't even be able
to afford pocket protectors.
430
00:28:57,500 --> 00:28:59,560
You monster!
431
00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:03,410
Remember, no bucks, no Buck Rogers.
432
00:29:06,550 --> 00:29:08,670
Oh. I love Buck Rogers.
433
00:29:08,750 --> 00:29:10,680
Who is Buck Rogers?
434
00:29:10,750 --> 00:29:12,680
They lost contact!
435
00:29:12,750 --> 00:29:15,310
Comet to Luna. Come in, Luna.
436
00:29:15,390 --> 00:29:17,320
Must be solar flare interference.
437
00:29:17,390 --> 00:29:20,380
I'll hack the mainframe
to filter the signal.
438
00:29:22,730 --> 00:29:26,430
Shoot,
in my day we just yelled louder.
439
00:29:26,670 --> 00:29:28,500
Oh, great.
440
00:29:28,570 --> 00:29:30,330
We landed in Barstow.
441
00:29:34,710 --> 00:29:37,110
Let's see. Elephant's peanut chest.
442
00:29:37,180 --> 00:29:40,510
No, not that one.
Circus mess hall. Ringmaster's Yugo.
443
00:29:40,580 --> 00:29:44,110
Houston's banana closet- Hmm.
444
00:29:49,860 --> 00:29:52,120
Whoa.
445
00:29:52,190 --> 00:29:55,160
One small step for Ham...
446
00:29:55,230 --> 00:29:58,320
one more small step for Ham...
447
00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:00,300
and yet another small step-
448
00:30:00,370 --> 00:30:02,300
What are you doing out here?
449
00:30:02,370 --> 00:30:04,300
Whoa!
450
00:30:04,370 --> 00:30:06,170
Testing for gravity?
451
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:08,540
- Yeah, it works.
- Who authorized you to open the hatch?
452
00:30:08,610 --> 00:30:10,080
Commander.
453
00:30:10,140 --> 00:30:12,040
Commander?
454
00:30:12,110 --> 00:30:14,640
You are a liability to this mission.
455
00:30:14,710 --> 00:30:16,650
Ha! Liability?
456
00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:20,240
I was steering this crate while you and
Commander Coma were sawing logs!
457
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:23,590
You stayed awake, and you didn't
activate the landing sequence?
458
00:30:23,660 --> 00:30:25,650
- That's all you had to do.
- Not true.
459
00:30:25,730 --> 00:30:27,920
I was catching up on my panicking.
460
00:30:27,990 --> 00:30:29,930
No! Don't!
461
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,360
- What?
- The air could be poisonous!
462
00:30:32,430 --> 00:30:34,460
Oh, no!
463
00:30:34,530 --> 00:30:37,900
Poisonous air!
464
00:30:39,410 --> 00:30:41,340
- Lieutenant's log.
- Choking.
465
00:30:41,410 --> 00:30:43,570
- Air is breathable.
- Gasping.
466
00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:47,910
- The temperature is normal.
- Dying.
467
00:30:47,980 --> 00:30:50,040
Winning daytime Emmy.
468
00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:53,350
And there is no sign of intelligent life.
469
00:30:53,420 --> 00:30:55,680
Blah!
470
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:58,550
Look, the planet has three suns.
471
00:30:58,630 --> 00:31:00,460
Amazing.
472
00:31:00,530 --> 00:31:04,020
Just like every science fiction movie involving
another planet guessed there would be.
473
00:31:07,500 --> 00:31:12,400
As you all know,
tomorrow is Triple Sunday!
474
00:31:12,470 --> 00:31:17,140
Our three suns will come together as one
and the volcano will explode!
475
00:31:17,210 --> 00:31:20,940
And in honor of this special day,
and more importantly, me...
476
00:31:21,010 --> 00:31:24,420
I'm throwing a celebration,
a sort of palace-warming party.
477
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:26,710
- Your overlord!
- What?
478
00:31:26,790 --> 00:31:29,720
- Another metal beast fell from the sky!
- A metal beast?
479
00:31:29,790 --> 00:31:31,720
- Like this one?
- Only bigger!
480
00:31:31,790 --> 00:31:33,950
Only bigger! Only bigger!
481
00:31:34,030 --> 00:31:36,960
- Bigger than mine?
- It's not the size of the beast.
482
00:31:37,030 --> 00:31:39,970
It's what you do with it
that matters, my lord.
483
00:31:40,030 --> 00:31:41,660
- Traitor!
- I-I'm not a traitor!
484
00:31:41,740 --> 00:31:44,470
- Then take it back.
- Uh, okay. I take it back.
485
00:31:44,540 --> 00:31:47,400
You can't take it back,
now it's out there. They all heard.
486
00:31:47,470 --> 00:31:49,810
You all heard, right?
487
00:31:53,850 --> 00:31:56,440
- Oh!
- Splork!
488
00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:59,640
- Uh, me?
- Congratulations! You're the general.
489
00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:02,190
Take a party of warriors
and bring me the sky beast.
490
00:32:02,260 --> 00:32:05,820
Uh, okay, the tall guy,
you with the red belly...
491
00:32:05,890 --> 00:32:09,060
guy with the pointy hat
and the splotchy one at the back.
492
00:32:09,130 --> 00:32:11,290
I'm always picked last.
493
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:13,300
Mount up!
494
00:32:19,070 --> 00:32:22,870
Take the Fluvians!
495
00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:33,380
Imagine, we're the first astronauts
to ever set foot on this planet.
496
00:32:33,450 --> 00:32:35,890
These photos will be front-page news.
497
00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:38,150
The most important images
of the century!
498
00:32:38,220 --> 00:32:40,160
Can you get one of my good side?
499
00:32:40,230 --> 00:32:42,220
Oops. Forgot. I'm all good side.
500
00:32:42,300 --> 00:32:45,130
Maybe take one of me looking heroically,
with my chin like this?
501
00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:47,130
- Oh, and another one like this.
- Clown.
502
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:49,230
Ever alert. Brooding.
503
00:32:49,300 --> 00:32:52,530
Poised to strike. Candid.
504
00:32:52,610 --> 00:32:54,730
Laughing candid.
505
00:32:54,810 --> 00:32:56,740
I've been naughty.
506
00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:01,070
Huh? Hmm.
507
00:33:01,150 --> 00:33:03,810
Wait, Luna.
I wouldn't do that if I were you.
508
00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:06,820
This is the first sign of complex life
on an alien planet!
509
00:33:06,890 --> 00:33:10,250
- Astronauts gather knowledge. It's what we do.
- I'd just be a little careful.
510
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:12,260
You? Careful?
511
00:33:12,330 --> 00:33:15,260
I'm just saying, that looks like a flower
used by Piddles the Clown.
512
00:33:15,330 --> 00:33:17,520
I gotta hear this.
513
00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:19,530
Piddles is a very cute clown...
514
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:22,860
who has a cute little box
covered with cute little flowers.
515
00:33:22,940 --> 00:33:26,740
The kids think it's the sweetest thing
they've ever seen, until-
516
00:33:26,810 --> 00:33:28,900
Boo! A giant snake pops out.
517
00:33:28,980 --> 00:33:32,430
Please. I'm a trained astronaut.
I know what I'm doing.
518
00:33:32,510 --> 00:33:35,170
Trained astronaut?
Space chimps are a joke.
519
00:33:35,250 --> 00:33:38,180
Is that what you think
of your grandfather?
520
00:33:38,250 --> 00:33:40,910
Just pick your flowers
and let's get back to Earth.
521
00:33:40,990 --> 00:33:44,450
If there's no traffic in the wormhole,
I can still make the 8:00 show at the circus.
522
00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:48,760
- Uptight, scientific, bookworm chimp lady.
- Hmm.
523
00:33:54,830 --> 00:33:58,000
- What does Piddles do next?
- He usually throws a bucket
of confetti on the audience...
524
00:33:58,070 --> 00:34:00,400
and then runs around
smashing pies in his own face.
525
00:34:02,310 --> 00:34:04,570
I don't think that's gonna help us here.
526
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:07,880
My Simian Space Manual. There must
be something in here about what to do.
527
00:34:07,950 --> 00:34:09,880
"Alien captures. Alien uprisings.
528
00:34:09,950 --> 00:34:12,780
- How to say no to an alien probe."
- Manual override!
529
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:19,990
Confetti. I can't explain it.
It just scares things.
530
00:34:20,060 --> 00:34:22,720
- You sure they're not scared of them?
- Huh?
531
00:34:24,660 --> 00:34:28,160
I know this sounds crazy, but I think
these guys are gonna be super chill.
532
00:34:28,230 --> 00:34:31,930
- Death to strangers!
- Ooh, great name for a band.
533
00:34:34,540 --> 00:34:36,740
Titan! Wake up!
534
00:34:36,810 --> 00:34:39,000
The sky beast is ours!
535
00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:40,810
Quick, this way!
536
00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:44,750
- But we can't leave the ship, or Titan!
- Looks like they're leavin' us.
537
00:34:44,820 --> 00:34:48,510
Return to Lord Zartog!
538
00:34:48,590 --> 00:34:51,750
Titan!
539
00:34:51,820 --> 00:34:54,190
Get them! Fire!
540
00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:58,590
You should've never left the ship!
This is all your fault!
541
00:34:58,670 --> 00:35:00,290
Me? I didn't sign up for this!
542
00:35:00,370 --> 00:35:04,200
I should be in the makeup trailer,
not stuck on an alien planet, saving you!
543
00:35:04,270 --> 00:35:08,970
You saving me? I'm the astronaut here.
You're just a P.R. stunt!
544
00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:14,180
Wow, you are really sinking low.
545
00:35:14,250 --> 00:35:16,180
Yeah, well, you deserve it.
546
00:35:16,250 --> 00:35:19,010
- No. I mean you're literally getting lower.
We're sinking!
- Aah!
547
00:35:19,090 --> 00:35:21,110
I can't get out!
548
00:35:21,190 --> 00:35:25,720
Like we say in the circus, " The show ain't over
till the bearded lady shaves her back!"
549
00:35:25,790 --> 00:35:29,130
- Ew.
- It's as gross as it sounds too.
550
00:35:30,060 --> 00:35:32,330
Ham!
551
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:36,230
Climb on my shoulders and grab that vine!
552
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:41,130
Excuse me. That's my leg.
553
00:35:42,380 --> 00:35:44,040
- They're in the swamp!
- Attack!
554
00:35:44,110 --> 00:35:46,740
- Now what?
- Swing, very stiff one.
555
00:35:46,810 --> 00:35:50,010
Swing like the wind!
Release your inner chimp!
556
00:35:51,050 --> 00:35:53,480
Come on, Luna.
Like you're on a trapeze.
557
00:35:53,550 --> 00:35:58,180
- I'm not from the circus.
- Life's a circus, Luna. Only the tents get bigger.
558
00:35:58,260 --> 00:36:00,990
Fire!
559
00:36:01,060 --> 00:36:03,490
Tarzan yell!
560
00:36:04,500 --> 00:36:08,990
Ham! I can't do this! I'm gonna fall!
561
00:36:09,070 --> 00:36:13,370
- Yes, you can, Luna! You can do this!
- I can't!
562
00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:17,170
Use your shoulders, kick your legs,
swing and let go.
563
00:36:17,240 --> 00:36:20,740
Shoulders, legs, swing, let go.
564
00:36:20,810 --> 00:36:25,080
Shoulders, legs, swing, let go.
565
00:36:25,150 --> 00:36:28,210
- Nice! There you go. You're getting it!
- Shoulders, legs, swing.
566
00:36:28,290 --> 00:36:30,920
- Let go!
- You're gettin' it! The chimp has been released!
567
00:36:30,990 --> 00:36:34,290
Swing, let go.
Hey, check this out, Ham!
568
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:37,190
Whoo!
569
00:36:37,260 --> 00:36:40,200
- No!
- Whoo-hoo-hoo!
570
00:36:40,270 --> 00:36:42,560
- See? Nothing to it!
- Ham!
571
00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:46,900
Just a couple of chimps swingin' through
a jungle of vines with eyes and mouths.
572
00:36:48,140 --> 00:36:49,770
Eyes and mouths!
573
00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:52,140
Snake one, meet snake two.
574
00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:54,480
Whoo-hoo!
575
00:36:54,550 --> 00:36:57,880
- Get them!
- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
576
00:37:01,150 --> 00:37:03,450
- Ham, help!
- Luna!
577
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:06,460
Whoo-hoo!
578
00:37:06,530 --> 00:37:08,820
It's showtime!
579
00:37:08,900 --> 00:37:10,620
Afternoon, ladies.
580
00:37:16,170 --> 00:37:18,400
- Some first date, huh?
- This is not a date.
581
00:37:18,470 --> 00:37:21,910
Oh, yes, it is.
And I really hope to see you again.
582
00:37:21,970 --> 00:37:24,270
Because we're about to... fall!
583
00:37:24,340 --> 00:37:26,940
Ham, what do we do now?
584
00:37:27,010 --> 00:37:28,910
Aim for the soft patch.
585
00:37:28,980 --> 00:37:33,420
Spread your arms wide.
Chin down. Thumbs in.
586
00:37:33,490 --> 00:37:35,680
- I hope you know what you're doing.
- Are you kidding me?
587
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:37,950
I do this every day of the week.
588
00:37:38,020 --> 00:37:39,860
Except Monday. That's my me day.
589
00:37:40,690 --> 00:37:42,720
Ham?
590
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:45,420
Luna, chin down.
591
00:37:45,500 --> 00:37:47,330
Ham!
592
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:53,770
Whoo!
593
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:56,780
Ham?
594
00:37:56,840 --> 00:37:58,870
Ham? You're okay, right?
595
00:37:58,950 --> 00:38:01,280
Ham, get up.
596
00:38:01,350 --> 00:38:03,610
Come on, Ham.
597
00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:06,780
I'm sorry I was rough on you.
598
00:38:06,850 --> 00:38:11,520
Sure, you were irresponsible,
dangerous and undisciplined...
599
00:38:11,590 --> 00:38:13,680
but you saved my life.
600
00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:18,560
And you were kind of funny in an
unbelievably annoying way. And you were-
601
00:38:18,630 --> 00:38:20,570
- Cute?
- No.
602
00:38:20,630 --> 00:38:22,190
- Handsome?
- No.
603
00:38:22,270 --> 00:38:24,290
Like Brad Pitt,
but way shorter and more hairy?
604
00:38:24,370 --> 00:38:25,700
What?
605
00:38:25,910 --> 00:38:27,570
Luna, do you copy?
606
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:30,070
- Let me just say one thing.
- Luna's alive.
607
00:38:30,140 --> 00:38:33,870
You are the most annoying, obnoxious,
self-centered creature I have ever met.
608
00:38:33,950 --> 00:38:36,880
- Ham's alive.
- Luna? Ham? Do you read me? Come in.
609
00:38:36,950 --> 00:38:38,880
You're an embarrassment.
610
00:38:38,950 --> 00:38:41,180
We can hear them,
but they can't hear us.
611
00:38:41,250 --> 00:38:43,590
We'll need to calibrate
the Gregorian array...
612
00:38:43,660 --> 00:38:46,090
replace the helix mirror
and cross-feed the surrounding shroud.
613
00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:49,150
The only word I understood was "feed."
614
00:38:49,230 --> 00:38:52,720
Mission log. We are stranded
on a hostile alien planet.
615
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:54,730
Commander Titan has been kidnapped.
616
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:56,730
- And we're falling in love!
- No, we're not!
617
00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:59,400
Ignore that last part. Delete! Delete!
618
00:38:59,470 --> 00:39:02,340
- Kidnapped?
- Stranded? We gotta get movin', kid.
619
00:39:02,410 --> 00:39:04,810
We've lost our ship
and have only 22 hours...
620
00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:07,850
before the automatic pilot engages
and we're stuck here forever.
621
00:39:07,910 --> 00:39:09,850
Whoa. What?
What do you mean, "stuck"?
622
00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:13,880
The ship has a safety program to automatically
fly back to Earth 24 hours after we land.
623
00:39:13,950 --> 00:39:15,890
It was in your manual.
624
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:20,590
Was that before or after the chapter on the
fleet of rescue ships they'll send to save us?
625
00:39:20,660 --> 00:39:23,960
- Ham, we got one chance of getting home.
- I've had worse odds than that.
626
00:39:24,030 --> 00:39:26,020
Let's get moving.
627
00:39:35,540 --> 00:39:39,380
Behold Sky Beast Two, the sequel!
628
00:39:39,450 --> 00:39:40,970
Yes!
629
00:39:41,050 --> 00:39:42,540
Greetings, aliens!
630
00:39:44,620 --> 00:39:47,310
Don't worry. You didn't wake me.
631
00:39:47,390 --> 00:39:49,450
I needed to get up.
632
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:51,460
I am Commander Titan.
633
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:54,550
I have traveled through space
in search of knowledge...
634
00:39:54,630 --> 00:39:56,560
to explore the outer reaches
of the universe...
635
00:39:56,630 --> 00:39:59,830
make first contact with aliens
like yourselves...
636
00:39:59,900 --> 00:40:04,230
seal you in Mylar wrap and take you
to my home planet to be dissected.
637
00:40:04,300 --> 00:40:06,640
- Dissected?
- Oh, you know.
638
00:40:06,710 --> 00:40:10,900
We lay you down on some nice wax paper,
slice you open with a butter knife.
639
00:40:10,980 --> 00:40:11,970
Oh?
640
00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:14,040
But first, you'll need to form a line...
641
00:40:14,110 --> 00:40:17,340
so that I can label and catalog you.
642
00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:21,420
Organism one, organism two-
643
00:40:21,490 --> 00:40:23,460
Organism three.
644
00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:26,750
I am Lord Zartog,
ruler of the planet Malgor.
645
00:40:26,830 --> 00:40:29,800
Zartog, eh?
Your parents named you that?
646
00:40:29,860 --> 00:40:32,090
'Cause you are different.
647
00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:35,530
I like you. Is that, uh, with one "G" or two?
648
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:37,760
- I'll take that as a one.
649
00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:42,900
- Organism four, organism five.
- Ow!
650
00:40:42,980 --> 00:40:46,040
Ah, there's-
There's a lot of you. Whoa.
651
00:40:46,110 --> 00:40:48,550
Whoa there, mister.
That's space agency property.
652
00:40:48,610 --> 00:40:53,180
You're in direct violation
of interstellar protocol.
653
00:40:53,250 --> 00:40:57,480
But, if you cooperate with me,
I will ask the tribunal to go easy on you.
654
00:40:57,560 --> 00:41:01,120
Cooperate with you?
I'm going to destroy you.
655
00:41:01,190 --> 00:41:04,390
I appreciate your honesty.
You're a good man, "Zartig."
656
00:41:04,460 --> 00:41:06,330
And a worthy adversary.
657
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:09,960
- Be proud.
- Prepare to be frozen forever.
658
00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:14,740
Ha! You don't even know how to use
the reticulating micromovement device.
659
00:41:14,810 --> 00:41:17,830
Even a first-year cadet
knows how to do that.
660
00:41:20,950 --> 00:41:24,250
Hmm. Will you show me
the secrets of the beast?
661
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:27,310
Negativo. You're not trained.
You're not qualified.
662
00:41:27,390 --> 00:41:29,320
You're not even insured.
663
00:41:29,390 --> 00:41:32,320
Please? I'll do anything.
664
00:41:32,390 --> 00:41:34,590
You could help me find my crew.
665
00:41:34,660 --> 00:41:38,990
- There are more?
- Two others. We, uh, lost them
in Gunglevik Jungle.
666
00:41:39,070 --> 00:41:41,330
What kind of idiot would go in there?
667
00:41:42,030 --> 00:41:43,400
Ham.
668
00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:53,570
You gotta admit. Being on
a weird alien planet is almost cool.
669
00:41:53,650 --> 00:41:57,340
All my life, I dreamed of being
a real astronaut, just like your grandfather.
670
00:41:57,420 --> 00:42:01,350
- And here I am.
- Real astronauts? Wake up, Luna.
671
00:42:01,420 --> 00:42:04,050
The only reason we're here
is to see if we explode in space.
672
00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:06,720
You're wrong.
We are real astronauts.
673
00:42:06,790 --> 00:42:08,120
- Whoa.
- Ham.
674
00:42:08,190 --> 00:42:11,190
Which one of us
lost our flashlight... that moves...
675
00:42:11,260 --> 00:42:14,860
really fast behind rocks
and has a head?
676
00:42:14,930 --> 00:42:17,200
Cool.
677
00:42:17,270 --> 00:42:19,400
Please, I mean you no harm.
678
00:42:19,470 --> 00:42:21,770
Hi. I'm Lieutenant Luna.
679
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:24,640
M-My name
is Killawallawizzaseywhoha.
680
00:42:24,710 --> 00:42:26,580
Oh, great. It's drunk.
681
00:42:26,650 --> 00:42:30,240
I'm the last free Luzian from the village
of Killawallawazoowahooweewee.
682
00:42:31,950 --> 00:42:33,890
We come from Earth.
683
00:42:33,950 --> 00:42:37,220
You know, Earth- iTunes, greenhouse gases...
684
00:42:37,290 --> 00:42:40,690
David Beckham.
685
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:43,990
Whoa. What's up with
the glow-in-the-dark brain case?
686
00:42:44,060 --> 00:42:46,160
My head lights up when I'm scared.
687
00:42:46,230 --> 00:42:49,030
You don't need to be scared of us.
We're your friends.
688
00:42:49,100 --> 00:42:52,000
Friends.
689
00:42:59,010 --> 00:43:01,540
Are you alone?
690
00:43:01,610 --> 00:43:05,980
Yes. My village was imprisoned
by Zartog and his sky beast.
691
00:43:06,050 --> 00:43:09,850
Its metal claws gave him
the power to enslave the planet.
692
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:13,860
Metal claws. The rover!
We, too, came from the stars.
693
00:43:13,930 --> 00:43:15,790
Yes. I saw you crash.
694
00:43:15,860 --> 00:43:18,560
You saw that? That was me!
695
00:43:18,630 --> 00:43:21,290
- What?
- Do you know where our ship is?
696
00:43:21,370 --> 00:43:23,460
- At Zartog's palace.
- Can you lead us there?
697
00:43:23,540 --> 00:43:27,500
- Don't worry. We'll protect you,
Killawallazallawallakillazella.
698
00:43:27,570 --> 00:43:30,770
Oh, let's just call her Kilowatt,
or we'll be here all day.
699
00:43:32,910 --> 00:43:35,780
- Or night.
- We will set off in the morning.
700
00:43:35,850 --> 00:43:38,870
The journey is perilous.
We must cross through the-
701
00:43:38,950 --> 00:43:42,150
The Valley of Very Bad Things.
702
00:43:42,220 --> 00:43:46,420
It is a land of untold danger,
agony and torture...
703
00:43:46,490 --> 00:43:48,860
not to mention avian urk flu,
death spouts...
704
00:43:48,930 --> 00:43:52,490
mad florg disease,
the Cave of the Flesh-Devouring Beast...
705
00:43:52,570 --> 00:43:56,560
and the Dark Cloud of Id
from which no one escapes unchanged!
706
00:43:58,670 --> 00:44:01,070
Sleep. You'll need your rest.
707
00:44:04,810 --> 00:44:09,040
I could use a little shut-eye.
708
00:44:09,110 --> 00:44:11,840
Stay on your side of the planet.
709
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:16,080
You Earthlings
have a funny way of showing love.
710
00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:18,990
We do, don't we?
711
00:44:19,060 --> 00:44:20,990
Night, honey.
712
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:26,860
Up wake, up wake.
713
00:44:26,930 --> 00:44:30,870
- Well, that was refreshing.
We were asleep for, like-
- Five seconds.
714
00:44:30,940 --> 00:44:34,570
Yep. Just one of the benefits
of living on a planet with three suns.
715
00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:38,080
Huh. Follow me.
716
00:44:38,140 --> 00:44:41,940
Listen and learn, "Zelig."
717
00:44:42,010 --> 00:44:47,880
The P.R. 5-13I is a high-performance,
all-purpose space exploration vehicle.
718
00:44:47,950 --> 00:44:49,850
Rough, rugged and ready...
719
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:54,520
the engineers have outfitted her
with defense systems for every situation.
720
00:44:54,590 --> 00:44:59,050
- And the 60 million kilowatt
internal nuclear power plant...
721
00:44:59,130 --> 00:45:04,360
guarantees she's always got enough juice
to get the tough jobs done.
722
00:45:08,040 --> 00:45:11,170
- Ready to take her for a spin?
- Yes! My thoughts exactly.
723
00:45:11,240 --> 00:45:12,730
Whoa!
724
00:45:19,890 --> 00:45:22,480
Oh, the waiting is just mind-numbing.
725
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:25,290
Well, I really need a Snicker's bar.
I don't know about you.
726
00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:28,260
I'm allergic to peanuts.
727
00:45:35,300 --> 00:45:37,930
Wow. This is even better
than circus peanuts.
728
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:41,030
I still can't believe the grandson
of the great Ham is a clown.
729
00:45:41,110 --> 00:45:44,560
- Hey, I like what I do.
- Don't you wanna be a hero?
730
00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:47,700
You mean like a sandwich?
731
00:45:49,210 --> 00:45:51,840
I wish I could have welcomed you
with fruit from our village...
732
00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:54,440
but Zartog had it all destroyed.
733
00:45:55,990 --> 00:45:57,920
We're sorry, Kilowatt.
734
00:45:57,990 --> 00:46:00,460
Why would you build
a machine like that?
735
00:46:00,530 --> 00:46:03,190
- We didn't. The humans did.
- What are humans?
736
00:46:03,260 --> 00:46:06,820
They're like us. Well, 99.9% like us.
737
00:46:06,900 --> 00:46:09,490
But it's the.01
that makes them own everything.
738
00:46:09,570 --> 00:46:11,430
- Don't!
- But they're big gumdrops.
739
00:46:11,500 --> 00:46:15,340
That is not food.
That is a glophopper.
740
00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:30,120
Guys, is it just me, or is that
a really handsome pile of glophoppers?
741
00:46:32,090 --> 00:46:34,030
Hmm. Hey, check this out.
742
00:46:53,650 --> 00:46:56,640
Whoo!
743
00:46:56,720 --> 00:46:58,680
Why any life-form
would want to mimic you...
744
00:46:58,750 --> 00:47:01,520
is one of the unsolved mysteries
of the universe.
745
00:47:01,590 --> 00:47:05,080
- Come on. Bust out the scissors.
This rug ain't gonna cut itself.
- Ham.
746
00:47:05,160 --> 00:47:07,350
I've never danced before.
747
00:47:07,430 --> 00:47:09,390
Oh, okay.
So we'll take baby steps.
748
00:47:09,460 --> 00:47:12,520
Gimme your arm.
749
00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:16,560
There you go.
Not too shabby. You're a natural.
750
00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:19,430
I am? Really?
751
00:47:19,510 --> 00:47:21,670
Are you kiddin' me? Absolutely.
752
00:47:21,740 --> 00:47:24,370
Whee!
753
00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:26,910
I am poppin' as well as lockin'.
754
00:47:26,980 --> 00:47:32,750
Now the bus stop, robot, King Tut-
Rump dart.
755
00:47:32,820 --> 00:47:35,340
Fluvians! Run for it.
756
00:47:38,390 --> 00:47:40,260
Ham, we can't outrun them!
757
00:47:40,330 --> 00:47:43,920
Man, I love these dudes. Come on!
758
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:47,060
They don't call me
the "Hamster" for nothing.
759
00:47:47,130 --> 00:47:50,690
You know, 'cause, like, my name is Ham
and I'm running in a wheel.
760
00:47:51,700 --> 00:47:56,140
- Never mind.
- Ah! Whoa! Ow! Ow! Ahh.
761
00:47:58,180 --> 00:48:00,940
Get 'em!
762
00:48:01,010 --> 00:48:04,880
Oh, no! Pull up! Pull up!
763
00:48:04,950 --> 00:48:06,880
Yes!
764
00:48:06,950 --> 00:48:09,890
Whoa!
765
00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:12,390
Ow!
766
00:48:12,460 --> 00:48:14,120
We really gotta work on stopping.
767
00:48:14,330 --> 00:48:18,960
No, no, wait. Don't leave, gumdrop people.
Your stopping skills are great!
768
00:48:19,030 --> 00:48:22,260
They are afraid. It is the Cave
of the Flesh-Devouring Beast.
769
00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:26,670
What is with this planet?
770
00:48:26,740 --> 00:48:29,330
Would it kill you to have
a Cave of Cute Little Kittens?
771
00:48:29,410 --> 00:48:31,810
Ham, we got to finish this mission.
772
00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:33,900
We only have 12 hours
till the ship takes off.
773
00:48:33,980 --> 00:48:37,070
Through the cave
is the only way to your ship.
774
00:48:37,150 --> 00:48:39,170
Run!
775
00:48:39,250 --> 00:48:43,020
Hurry, Luna!
776
00:48:48,890 --> 00:48:53,160
I want this party to be remembered forever.
777
00:48:53,230 --> 00:48:55,930
Beyond anything Malgor has ever seen.
778
00:48:56,000 --> 00:49:00,440
You'll need streamers.
Nothin' screams "festive" like streamers.
779
00:49:00,510 --> 00:49:04,640
I love 'em. Oh, and, uh, some, uh,
goody bags for when your guests leave.
780
00:49:04,710 --> 00:49:09,040
It's a fun, simple way to say,
"Thanks for comin'."
781
00:49:09,110 --> 00:49:11,510
Splork, grab a pad.
782
00:49:11,580 --> 00:49:13,950
- Uh-
- Maybe we'll get lucky...
783
00:49:14,020 --> 00:49:17,350
and this beast will only devour
our flesh with his eyes.
784
00:49:17,420 --> 00:49:19,450
Ham?
785
00:49:19,530 --> 00:49:21,550
Or not!
786
00:49:25,500 --> 00:49:28,490
Ooh! We have to find the exit.
787
00:49:28,570 --> 00:49:30,330
- Aah! Ham!
- Luna!
788
00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:32,370
Help! Aah!
789
00:49:32,440 --> 00:49:37,340
- This way! It's too narrow
for him to get through!
790
00:49:40,280 --> 00:49:43,410
- Help!
- Faster! It's gaining on us!
791
00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:45,380
Oh! Whoa!
792
00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:48,080
Dead end! Oh, no!
793
00:49:48,150 --> 00:49:49,880
Come on!
794
00:49:52,790 --> 00:49:54,380
- Aah!
- Whoa.
795
00:49:56,830 --> 00:49:58,890
- Kilowatt, turn yourself off!
- Cannot. Too scared.
796
00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:01,760
But if we can't get out of here, we're dead!
797
00:50:01,830 --> 00:50:04,530
- That is not helping.
- Okay, here's a trick.
798
00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:06,570
To control your fear,
imagine what you're most afraid of...
799
00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:08,570
and then imagine overcoming it.
800
00:50:13,110 --> 00:50:16,270
- Quick, Ham! It's breaking free!
- Come on. You can do it, Kilowatt.
801
00:50:17,420 --> 00:50:20,210
- Be brave.
- Okay. Control your fear.
802
00:50:20,290 --> 00:50:22,780
Control your fear.
Control your fear.
803
00:50:22,860 --> 00:50:24,790
Control your fear.
Control your fear.
804
00:50:24,860 --> 00:50:26,850
Control your fear.
Control your fear.
805
00:50:26,930 --> 00:50:28,290
Control your fear.
806
00:50:31,030 --> 00:50:34,120
Wow. It works.
807
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:36,260
The exit!
808
00:50:40,040 --> 00:50:43,170
Let's go!
809
00:50:48,780 --> 00:50:51,940
- It's blocking the way out.
- We're trapped.
810
00:50:52,020 --> 00:50:56,950
I have been scared my entire life,
but you showed me how to control it.
811
00:50:57,020 --> 00:50:58,960
Kilowatt, no!
What are you doing?
812
00:50:59,020 --> 00:51:00,990
- What I must.
- Kilowatt.
813
00:51:11,740 --> 00:51:15,100
If you swallow me,
I will only grow stronger.
814
00:51:17,180 --> 00:51:20,580
- Kilowatt! No!
- Ham! Hurry.
815
00:51:20,650 --> 00:51:24,100
Why did she do that?
816
00:51:24,180 --> 00:51:26,880
Oh, so stupid... and brave.
817
00:51:26,950 --> 00:51:29,890
That was the bravest thing I've ever seen.
818
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:32,550
- Whoa. Where are we?
- Whoa.
819
00:51:35,660 --> 00:51:37,890
This must be the Dark Cloud of Id.
820
00:51:39,160 --> 00:51:43,930
Oh, it's making me
feel weird... and depressed.
821
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:48,530
I shouldn't even be here.
I'm just a low-rent circus chimp.
822
00:51:48,610 --> 00:51:51,970
- How does that make you feel?
- Like a stupid pet trick.
823
00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:54,100
Which is all I am- a joke!
824
00:51:54,180 --> 00:51:57,410
I could be replaced by a cannonball.
825
00:51:57,480 --> 00:52:02,110
Oh, man. Delirium, cryin', sobbin'.
They're runnin' out of oxygen!
826
00:52:02,190 --> 00:52:05,320
- Come on, sport. Gotta get through.
- I'm almost there.
827
00:52:06,890 --> 00:52:09,860
I'm not even a good chimp.
I've never once said thank you to Houston.
828
00:52:09,930 --> 00:52:13,390
- He's like a father to me.
- Oh, Ham.
829
00:52:13,470 --> 00:52:17,600
All my life I've been living
in my famous grandpa's shadow.
830
00:52:17,670 --> 00:52:20,570
How does that make you feel?
831
00:52:21,840 --> 00:52:24,400
You know what it's like
to live in a shadow?
832
00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:27,970
It's cold.
I knew I could never become a hero...
833
00:52:28,050 --> 00:52:31,540
so I became a clown.
834
00:52:31,620 --> 00:52:35,420
I think you've had
a breakthrough. I'm afraid your time is up.
835
00:52:38,460 --> 00:52:40,390
Here goes.
836
00:52:40,460 --> 00:52:42,520
With this much power,
they'll hear us for sure.
837
00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:50,160
Oh, Lord.
838
00:52:51,770 --> 00:52:56,730
- Ham-
- You know all that back there,
it was just the cloud talking. So-
839
00:52:56,810 --> 00:53:00,570
It's okay. Sometimes the conflict
between the superego and the id...
840
00:53:00,650 --> 00:53:04,010
can cast a long shadow in the soul.
841
00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:06,570
I have no idea what you just said.
842
00:53:06,650 --> 00:53:09,750
I'm gonna walk this way now.
843
00:53:11,220 --> 00:53:14,160
Pathetic groveling slaves of Malgor...
844
00:53:14,230 --> 00:53:18,190
welcome to Triple Sunday!
845
00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:24,360
Soon the suns will align
and the volcano will explode.
846
00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:28,070
And a lot of you are not going to live.
847
00:53:28,140 --> 00:53:30,700
Ahem! That's your cue.
848
00:53:32,810 --> 00:53:36,110
# Do you wanna rock
Do you wanna rock #
849
00:53:36,180 --> 00:53:39,210
# Do you wanna rock right now #
850
00:53:39,280 --> 00:53:42,780
Now we party my way.
851
00:53:42,850 --> 00:53:48,220
# Do you wanna rock
Do you wanna rock right now ## Yeah!
852
00:53:48,290 --> 00:53:50,320
Dance or dunk.
853
00:53:54,070 --> 00:53:56,000
- You.
- Who?
854
00:53:56,070 --> 00:53:57,330
- You're not dancing.
- Yes, I am.
855
00:53:57,400 --> 00:54:00,130
- No, that's more of a shuffle.
- Nope, a dance.
856
00:54:00,210 --> 00:54:01,470
- Shuffle!
- Dance!
857
00:54:01,540 --> 00:54:04,300
Shuffle!
858
00:54:07,480 --> 00:54:09,950
- Shuffle.
- Okay. Shuffle.
859
00:54:10,020 --> 00:54:11,850
Whoa.
860
00:54:11,920 --> 00:54:15,220
That's like the second biggest
evil lair I've ever seen.
861
00:54:15,290 --> 00:54:17,410
And I've seen two.
862
00:54:17,490 --> 00:54:20,190
Hey, there's the ship.
And there's the rover!
863
00:54:20,260 --> 00:54:23,630
Now it is my thrill
to present the main attraction.
864
00:54:23,700 --> 00:54:26,600
The monkey who showed me the way.
865
00:54:26,670 --> 00:54:31,000
Here's Titan!
866
00:54:32,740 --> 00:54:35,870
- Oh, my gosh. Titan!
- Oh, my gosh. And he's not asleep.
867
00:54:35,940 --> 00:54:39,780
Oh, if we just had our rocket packs,
we could rescue Titan from the air.
868
00:54:41,850 --> 00:54:45,180
- Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
- Uh, we're not paid to think.
869
00:54:45,250 --> 00:54:47,880
As a matter of fact, we're not paid at all.
Think about that!
870
00:54:47,950 --> 00:54:50,850
Uh, wait.
Chimps don't leave chimps behind.
871
00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:52,860
Luna.
872
00:54:52,920 --> 00:54:55,090
I hear ya. I hear ya. I do.
873
00:54:55,160 --> 00:54:57,320
But here's what I have to say about it.
874
00:54:57,400 --> 00:54:59,560
Let's leave him.
875
00:54:59,630 --> 00:55:02,530
- Ham.
- Fine. We'll save him.
876
00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:06,200
Begin torturously slow dunking mechanism.
877
00:55:06,270 --> 00:55:10,570
Uh, "Zartig," now that I've gotten to know you,
you seem like a reasonable alien...
878
00:55:10,640 --> 00:55:14,310
which is why I'm willing
to offer you a plea bargain.
879
00:55:14,380 --> 00:55:15,850
No.
880
00:55:15,910 --> 00:55:17,310
- Let's go.
- Whoa.
881
00:55:20,420 --> 00:55:22,350
Here we go, ladies.
882
00:55:22,420 --> 00:55:27,920
Sure, go ahead. Dunk me. Now you'll
never learn how to use the 3-D radar.
883
00:55:27,990 --> 00:55:33,190
- Huh? 3-D radar?
- Yeah, oh. Whoa! That's right. 3-D radar.
884
00:55:33,270 --> 00:55:35,860
- Luna, follow me.
- Roger that.
885
00:55:35,930 --> 00:55:38,530
Who's Roger? Is it serious?
886
00:55:38,600 --> 00:55:41,370
Tell me, tell me, tell me, please.
887
00:55:41,440 --> 00:55:45,900
Flip the bar with the star.
888
00:55:45,980 --> 00:55:49,410
Not too far to start the radar.
889
00:55:50,780 --> 00:55:52,750
You take the left. I'll take the right.
890
00:55:52,820 --> 00:55:55,620
Alert. Chimpanzees incoming.
891
00:55:55,690 --> 00:55:58,920
- What?
- Yee-hoo!
892
00:55:58,990 --> 00:56:01,520
Fire away!
893
00:56:09,370 --> 00:56:11,800
Luna! Nice.
894
00:56:11,870 --> 00:56:14,270
Now let's get back to the ship...
895
00:56:14,340 --> 00:56:18,240
- so I can save you guys and pilot us home.
- Whoo-hoo!
896
00:56:23,150 --> 00:56:27,110
- Where did those chimps go?
- They escaped!
897
00:56:27,190 --> 00:56:30,420
Traitor.
898
00:56:35,130 --> 00:56:37,960
Commander,
launch control is unresponsive.
899
00:56:38,030 --> 00:56:39,390
Check diagnostics.
900
00:56:39,460 --> 00:56:44,270
- Huh?
- Nothing but bells and whistles.
901
00:56:44,340 --> 00:56:48,000
But why did they teach us all that stuff
if the controls weren't even hooked up?
902
00:56:48,070 --> 00:56:50,630
I told you guys.
This whole thing was a sham.
903
00:56:50,710 --> 00:56:53,840
They wanted to see if our brains still worked
after going through a wormhole.
904
00:56:53,910 --> 00:56:57,780
- We're Spam in a can.
- And we weren't even supposed to open the can.
905
00:56:57,850 --> 00:56:59,980
Sorry, Luna, but we're
nothin' more than guinea pigs.
906
00:57:00,050 --> 00:57:03,080
Actually, the guinea pigs
are on the Mars mission.
907
00:57:03,150 --> 00:57:05,520
Whee!
908
00:57:05,590 --> 00:57:08,290
The ship was on autopilot
the whole time.
909
00:57:08,360 --> 00:57:12,060
We were never really flying it.
We were never really astronauts.
910
00:57:12,130 --> 00:57:15,260
- You were right all along.
- I didn't want to be right.
911
00:57:15,330 --> 00:57:17,960
Besides, that's what humans think of us,
not what we should think.
912
00:57:20,770 --> 00:57:24,170
Why wasn't I born a rabbit or a squirrel
or an art history major?
913
00:57:24,240 --> 00:57:26,610
Nobody expects great things from them.
914
00:57:26,680 --> 00:57:29,610
Three minutes to liftoff.
915
00:57:29,680 --> 00:57:32,550
Well, at least we're safe and goin' home.
916
00:57:32,620 --> 00:57:34,280
1,600 crunches a day...
917
00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:37,350
500 push-ups with each arm-
918
00:57:37,420 --> 00:57:40,690
All that training for what?
919
00:57:47,370 --> 00:57:49,360
I can't go.
920
00:57:49,430 --> 00:57:51,230
- What?
- I know we didn't build the probe.
921
00:57:51,300 --> 00:57:53,860
But it came from Earth.
We did this to them.
922
00:57:53,940 --> 00:57:57,000
I can't run away.
We owe it to Kilowatt and this planet.
923
00:57:57,080 --> 00:58:00,410
I took an oath to return this ship to Earth,
and that's what I'm gonna do.
924
00:58:05,250 --> 00:58:08,150
- Ham's right.
- Huh?
- Huh?
925
00:58:08,220 --> 00:58:11,850
I'd rather be a hero here on Malgor
than a space chump back on Earth.
926
00:58:11,920 --> 00:58:14,650
Lieutenant Luna. This is an order.
927
00:58:22,100 --> 00:58:25,040
- There goes our ride.
- And Titan.
928
00:58:25,100 --> 00:58:27,330
Commander!
929
00:58:27,410 --> 00:58:30,930
- What about your oath?
- Chimps don't leave chimps behind.
930
00:58:31,010 --> 00:58:33,380
You, sir, are gonna make me cry.
931
00:58:33,450 --> 00:58:35,380
Ham, we need a plan.
932
00:58:35,450 --> 00:58:38,810
The commander of the mission
comes up with the plan.
933
00:58:38,880 --> 00:58:41,010
And your plan is?
934
00:58:41,090 --> 00:58:43,520
Well, the plan.
Yes, the plan, of course.
935
00:58:43,590 --> 00:58:47,750
Since I'm the commander of the plan,
whatever plan is my plan.
936
00:58:47,830 --> 00:58:50,120
It's not your plan. It's not Ham's-
937
00:58:50,200 --> 00:58:51,320
- Titan!
- Whoa! Whoa!
938
00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:53,060
It's party time.
939
00:59:01,540 --> 00:59:04,910
We have contact.
The ship has exited the wormhole.
940
00:59:04,980 --> 00:59:06,970
Touchdown in 15 seconds.
941
00:59:07,050 --> 00:59:10,950
Okay, here we go. History in the making, boys.
Roll those cameras.
942
00:59:16,860 --> 00:59:19,090
What the-
943
00:59:33,840 --> 00:59:37,800
- Whoa.
- Oh, no.
944
00:59:37,880 --> 00:59:41,110
I'm afraid the chimpanzees
did not make it.
945
00:59:41,180 --> 00:59:43,110
You think?
946
00:59:43,180 --> 00:59:45,950
That's it. Mission canceled.
Space program's done.
947
00:59:47,250 --> 00:59:48,980
Oh, no.
They're gonna be stuck up there.
948
00:59:49,050 --> 00:59:53,420
As of tomorrow, this entire agency will be
recommissioned into something useful...
949
00:59:53,490 --> 00:59:57,930
like one of those places where you design
and paint and bake your own plates!
950
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:00,930
He does have a point.
That is useful.
951
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:02,690
What about the two chimps still here?
952
01:00:02,770 --> 01:00:06,330
Two chimps, two words.
"Animal testing."
953
01:00:06,400 --> 01:00:09,530
- We have to get to mission control.
- We're their only chance.
954
01:00:11,040 --> 01:00:13,100
Follow me.
955
01:00:13,180 --> 01:00:16,340
- Hold on.
- Cool.
956
01:00:16,410 --> 01:00:19,850
For a 20th-century chimp, you're moving
pretty quickly into the 21 st century.
957
01:00:22,750 --> 01:00:24,690
Yee-haw!
958
01:00:25,760 --> 01:00:27,780
Whoa.
959
01:00:29,590 --> 01:00:32,120
I may be old, but I'm aerodynamic.
960
01:00:32,200 --> 01:00:34,190
- Whoo-hoo!
- Whoa.
961
01:00:34,270 --> 01:00:36,890
You're gonna have to keep up, son.
Whoo-hoo.
962
01:00:46,440 --> 01:00:50,680
- Great plan.
- At last. Prepare to be dunked!
963
01:00:50,750 --> 01:00:52,980
- Lieutenant Luna.
- Yes, Commander?
964
01:00:53,050 --> 01:00:55,140
You should have asked Ham
to come up with the plan.
965
01:00:55,220 --> 01:00:59,590
Three chimps, three coats. Which one first?
966
01:00:59,660 --> 01:01:01,420
Is it you?
967
01:01:02,430 --> 01:01:03,660
- The big one?
- What?
968
01:01:03,730 --> 01:01:06,860
Or will it be you, the adorable one?
969
01:01:06,930 --> 01:01:10,390
Or all three at once?
970
01:01:10,470 --> 01:01:12,990
Well, as commander,
the least I can do is make sure...
971
01:01:13,070 --> 01:01:15,630
"Zelbaum" here doesn't dunk you guys.
972
01:01:15,710 --> 01:01:19,510
How would you do that?
973
01:01:19,580 --> 01:01:24,340
Because I will teach you the rover's
secret to universal domination.
974
01:01:24,420 --> 01:01:28,350
- Huh?
- The entire universe? That's big, right?
975
01:01:28,420 --> 01:01:31,050
- But first, let my crew go.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. What?
976
01:01:31,120 --> 01:01:32,850
Tell me.
977
01:01:32,920 --> 01:01:34,190
- No, don't.
- Titan, don't!
978
01:01:34,260 --> 01:01:36,250
- Tell me, tell me, please.
- What's he doing?
979
01:01:36,330 --> 01:01:38,730
Please tell me. Tell it to me.
Tell me please. I'll let you live.
980
01:01:38,800 --> 01:01:42,960
So, to dominate the universe,
hit the yellow button first.
981
01:01:43,030 --> 01:01:46,300
Turn the blue knob
and then the green.
982
01:01:47,340 --> 01:01:50,870
Then pull the lever in reverse.
983
01:01:50,940 --> 01:01:53,310
- Oh, this one?
- That's right.
984
01:01:55,950 --> 01:01:57,470
Wait.
985
01:01:57,550 --> 01:02:01,750
- Wow. You really are stupid.
- Yeah.
986
01:02:01,820 --> 01:02:03,250
And a really bad poet.
987
01:02:08,890 --> 01:02:12,060
Oops. Did I say "reverse?"
988
01:02:12,130 --> 01:02:13,960
Crudlar.
989
01:02:14,030 --> 01:02:16,160
That was a joke.
990
01:02:16,230 --> 01:02:17,720
Traitor!
991
01:02:19,800 --> 01:02:23,600
Whoo!
992
01:02:23,680 --> 01:02:24,660
- Huh?
- Huh?
993
01:02:24,740 --> 01:02:26,770
Wowzers.
994
01:02:26,840 --> 01:02:28,780
- Kilowatt! But how?
- Kilowatt, you're alive.
995
01:02:28,850 --> 01:02:31,110
We saw the Flesh-Devouring Beast
swallow you.
996
01:02:31,180 --> 01:02:34,950
He-He's not big on chewing.
997
01:02:35,020 --> 01:02:37,320
- But how did you get out?
- Um-
998
01:02:41,360 --> 01:02:43,660
Don't make me go there.
999
01:02:43,730 --> 01:02:45,790
- Ew.
- What?
1000
01:02:45,860 --> 01:02:47,850
You guys need a hand?
1001
01:02:50,400 --> 01:02:52,300
Does anybody want the "Zelik"statue?
1002
01:02:52,370 --> 01:02:54,300
'Cause I'll take it.
1003
01:02:59,610 --> 01:03:02,600
You have liberated us
from the bonds of slavery.
1004
01:03:02,680 --> 01:03:06,450
We are eternally grateful.
We owe you our lives.
1005
01:03:06,520 --> 01:03:08,310
- We came.
- We crashed.
1006
01:03:08,390 --> 01:03:10,180
W-We kicked his butt!
1007
01:03:11,820 --> 01:03:14,850
What? Why'd you have to
bring his butt into it?
1008
01:03:14,930 --> 01:03:18,360
- It's a sayin'. That's how it goes.
- No, that is not how it goes.
1009
01:03:18,430 --> 01:03:22,060
I'm, like, 99% sure that's how it goes.
1010
01:03:22,130 --> 01:03:25,230
You Earthlings have
a funny way of showing love.
1011
01:03:25,300 --> 01:03:27,290
Luna? Do you read me?
1012
01:03:27,370 --> 01:03:29,400
Hey, Luna,
is that a banana in your pocket?
1013
01:03:29,470 --> 01:03:31,640
Would you evolve?
1014
01:03:31,710 --> 01:03:33,510
- Sorry.
- Comet to Luna.
1015
01:03:33,580 --> 01:03:34,640
- Comet?
- Luna.
1016
01:03:34,710 --> 01:03:36,700
Comet. Oh, thank heavens.
1017
01:03:36,780 --> 01:03:39,480
- You'll never believe what's happening.
- We've heard everything.
1018
01:03:39,550 --> 01:03:42,490
- We've been able to hear you the whole time.
- The whole time?
1019
01:03:42,550 --> 01:03:45,080
Yep. The whole time, son.
1020
01:03:45,160 --> 01:03:47,950
I'm sorry I kept pushin' you
to live up to your legacy.
1021
01:03:48,030 --> 01:03:51,050
It's okay, Houston.
Maybe it's time I do.
1022
01:03:51,130 --> 01:03:53,260
- What's your status?
- Single.
1023
01:03:53,330 --> 01:03:56,060
- But there's someone I've got my eye on.
- Oh.
1024
01:03:56,130 --> 01:03:58,600
It's Luna,
in case you were wondering.
1025
01:03:58,670 --> 01:04:00,700
Oh, wait. Are we talking about
the mission status here?
1026
01:04:00,770 --> 01:04:02,330
Yeah.
1027
01:04:02,410 --> 01:04:04,900
Ah, well, everything's okay,
but we have no way to leave.
1028
01:04:04,980 --> 01:04:09,440
- You still got the probe.
- The probe? It wasn't designed
to return to Earth.
1029
01:04:09,510 --> 01:04:11,070
We'll just have to "chimprovise."
1030
01:04:11,150 --> 01:04:13,170
You know,
I kinda missed your stupid puns.
1031
01:04:13,250 --> 01:04:15,190
- Thank you.
- Titan's right.
1032
01:04:15,250 --> 01:04:17,740
- You'll need a complete redesign.
- How do we do that?
1033
01:04:17,820 --> 01:04:20,120
Uh, let me put you on with Comet.
1034
01:04:20,190 --> 01:04:23,720
First, we'll need to re-engineer
the aerodynamic skeletal structure.
1035
01:04:23,800 --> 01:04:26,700
- Got it. Let me put ya on with Luna.
- Go ahead, Comet.
1036
01:04:26,760 --> 01:04:29,290
- Second, you'll need thrust.
- Huh.
1037
01:04:29,370 --> 01:04:31,630
We'd need at least
7.7 million pounds of thrust...
1038
01:04:31,700 --> 01:04:34,170
to reach the velocity
to escape the planet's gravity.
1039
01:04:34,240 --> 01:04:38,570
We'd never get that kind of thrust without
a two-stage rocket. It can't be done.
1040
01:04:38,640 --> 01:04:42,770
Even if we could build a ship,
it'd never get off this planet.
1041
01:04:44,350 --> 01:04:45,910
Ham?
1042
01:04:47,220 --> 01:04:49,380
If you can shoot
a chimp out of a cannon...
1043
01:04:49,450 --> 01:04:51,720
you can shoot a ship out of a volcano.
1044
01:04:51,790 --> 01:04:55,190
Of course! Geothermal energy.
1045
01:04:55,260 --> 01:04:57,250
We don't have much time.
1046
01:04:57,330 --> 01:04:59,890
Kilowatt, we're gonna need some help
if we're ever gonna get home.
1047
01:04:59,960 --> 01:05:01,900
Planet Malgor at your service.
1048
01:05:01,970 --> 01:05:04,830
Let's chimp this ride.
1049
01:05:04,900 --> 01:05:08,670
I know I said I missed the puns,
but that was just unacceptable.
1050
01:05:14,210 --> 01:05:16,610
Standing by. Awaiting instructions.
1051
01:05:16,680 --> 01:05:18,270
I need duct tape, and I need it now.
1052
01:05:18,350 --> 01:05:21,410
Yeah, over there. Right. That's good.
1053
01:05:24,060 --> 01:05:26,180
We have to move fast.
1054
01:05:29,730 --> 01:05:32,920
Load up those pipes!
Seal 'em up, fellas!
1055
01:06:18,540 --> 01:06:21,540
Kilowatt, we'll never forget you.
1056
01:06:21,610 --> 01:06:24,310
Aw, I won't either.
1057
01:06:24,380 --> 01:06:26,910
Well, she won't win
any beauty contests, but she'll fly.
1058
01:06:26,980 --> 01:06:28,510
- Probably.
- Maybe.
1059
01:06:28,590 --> 01:06:30,380
Hopefully.
1060
01:06:30,450 --> 01:06:33,010
Eh, let's not over analyze it.
1061
01:06:33,090 --> 01:06:35,080
The suns are aligning. You must hurry.
1062
01:06:35,160 --> 01:06:36,590
The volcano is about to erupt.
1063
01:06:36,660 --> 01:06:39,260
Oh, no. What about reentry?
1064
01:06:39,330 --> 01:06:41,730
- You're going to need a nose cone.
- Nose cone?
1065
01:06:41,800 --> 01:06:44,360
- Huh?
- No time. How are we gonna build a nose cone?
1066
01:06:44,440 --> 01:06:47,000
Uh, hello?
1067
01:06:50,410 --> 01:06:52,810
Mission control,
Infinity is in the launch chute.
1068
01:06:52,880 --> 01:06:54,500
- Five seconds.
- I can't look.
1069
01:06:54,580 --> 01:06:57,570
- It's louder than a cannon!
- I think I'm gonna be sick.
1070
01:07:07,790 --> 01:07:09,950
- Ooh!
- Ahh! Whoo-hoo!
1071
01:07:33,320 --> 01:07:36,290
Whoo! We did it!
We-We-We-We stopped the Freznar!
1072
01:07:36,350 --> 01:07:38,620
We're saved!
1073
01:07:40,390 --> 01:07:43,160
Time to go home.
1074
01:07:43,230 --> 01:07:46,420
Bye. Bye. Bye.
1075
01:07:52,270 --> 01:07:55,000
I can see the headlines now.
1076
01:07:55,070 --> 01:07:57,340
"Commander Titan returns to Earth."
1077
01:07:57,410 --> 01:08:01,000
What will I wear?
I mean, what goes with ticker tape?
1078
01:08:03,980 --> 01:08:05,920
Approaching wormhole threshold.
1079
01:08:05,980 --> 01:08:07,580
- Here it comes. Take this.
- Huh?
1080
01:08:07,650 --> 01:08:11,610
- But I don't know how.
- When we pass out, you've gotta pilot us home.
1081
01:08:11,690 --> 01:08:13,590
What are you, nuts?
I'm not an astronaut.
1082
01:08:13,660 --> 01:08:16,320
- Are you wearing aluminum clothes?
- Um, yeah.
1083
01:08:16,390 --> 01:08:18,190
- Are you in a rocket?
- Yeah.
1084
01:08:18,260 --> 01:08:19,920
- In outer space?
- Yeah.
1085
01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:23,020
- Are you David Bowie?
- No.
1086
01:08:23,100 --> 01:08:27,540
Then you must be an astronaut.
Bring this bird home, hotshot!
1087
01:08:31,610 --> 01:08:32,440
Whoa!
1088
01:08:36,180 --> 01:08:37,670
I'm not cut out for this.
1089
01:08:37,750 --> 01:08:39,380
- Ham?
- Luna.
1090
01:08:39,450 --> 01:08:42,110
I believe in you.
1091
01:08:42,190 --> 01:08:45,420
Wait. Luna, no. Titan.
1092
01:08:45,490 --> 01:08:47,650
Titan? Whoa!
1093
01:08:50,290 --> 01:08:51,630
You keep showboatin'-
1094
01:08:51,700 --> 01:08:53,360
You're not in the circus anymore.
1095
01:08:53,430 --> 01:08:56,030
Ham the Third!
1096
01:08:56,100 --> 01:08:58,500
Your insubordinate behavior
will get you chimp-martialed!
1097
01:08:58,570 --> 01:08:59,970
When will you straighten up and fly right?
1098
01:09:00,040 --> 01:09:02,600
You're a threat
to the mission, cannonball!
1099
01:09:07,980 --> 01:09:10,570
Believe in yourself, Ham.
1100
01:09:10,650 --> 01:09:14,640
Grandpa Ham?
I can't do this. I'm not you.
1101
01:09:14,720 --> 01:09:16,910
Well, of course you're not me.
You're you.
1102
01:09:16,990 --> 01:09:19,080
You can do things, son.
1103
01:09:19,160 --> 01:09:22,350
Just do them your way.
1104
01:09:22,430 --> 01:09:24,360
Whoa.
1105
01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:31,030
That's them.
They're out of the wormhole.
1106
01:09:31,100 --> 01:09:35,160
Infinity, welcome back.
Ham, do you read me?
1107
01:09:35,240 --> 01:09:37,210
Shh. The kids are sleeping.
1108
01:09:37,270 --> 01:09:40,070
Ham, you have to
align your ship for reentry.
1109
01:09:40,140 --> 01:09:44,380
You're coming in too hot. You've gotta reduce
your angle for reentry by 33 degrees-
1110
01:09:44,450 --> 01:09:49,280
- Exactly 33 degrees.
- Uh, kind of exactly or exactly-exactly?
1111
01:09:49,350 --> 01:09:51,290
Exactly-exactly.
1112
01:09:51,360 --> 01:09:54,090
If you don't nail that reentry window,
you'll be space dust.
1113
01:09:54,160 --> 01:09:56,680
- Great.
- Now, engage ailerons.
1114
01:09:56,760 --> 01:09:58,730
- Check.
- Flick the turbulence coolers on.
1115
01:09:58,800 --> 01:10:00,560
- Uh, check.
- Adjust the heat deflectors.
1116
01:10:00,630 --> 01:10:03,070
And enable gyroscopic stabilizers.
1117
01:10:03,130 --> 01:10:05,800
Uh-oh. Help!
1118
01:10:05,870 --> 01:10:08,030
I can't reach it.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
1119
01:10:08,110 --> 01:10:11,270
- Ham, you're pitching up.
- No, no, no, no, no.
1120
01:10:13,510 --> 01:10:16,710
- Holy out of "controlly!"
- Hey, need a copilot?
1121
01:10:16,780 --> 01:10:18,720
Lieutenant Luna. Sure, I do.
1122
01:10:21,120 --> 01:10:24,880
Mission Control,
adjusting our angle to 33 degrees.
1123
01:10:24,960 --> 01:10:26,820
- Yes!
- Oh, mercy.
1124
01:10:30,460 --> 01:10:32,660
We did it! Florida, we have visuals.
1125
01:10:32,730 --> 01:10:34,930
What about Commander Coma?
Should we wake him up?
1126
01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:38,490
- We don't need a third wheel on our date.
- Luna, ooh.
1127
01:10:38,570 --> 01:10:41,060
- Lower the landing gear.
- Check.
1128
01:10:41,140 --> 01:10:44,940
Uh, Houston,
our landing gear is toast.
1129
01:10:45,010 --> 01:10:48,500
Oh, boy. I picked a bad week
to quit eating bananas.
1130
01:10:48,580 --> 01:10:50,600
- What now?
- Don't worry, son.
1131
01:10:50,680 --> 01:10:53,780
Low-tech solutions are my specialty.
1132
01:10:53,850 --> 01:10:55,790
- Ham, remember the circus?
- Yeah.
1133
01:10:55,850 --> 01:10:58,410
- Good. You're gonna crash.
- We're gonna crash?
1134
01:10:58,490 --> 01:11:00,620
But this time, stay on target.
1135
01:11:00,690 --> 01:11:04,460
- Roger that, Houston.
- Oh, why are you smiling if we're gonna crash?
1136
01:11:04,530 --> 01:11:09,590
Because crashing is what I do best.
Yee-hoo-hoo-hoo!
1137
01:11:10,840 --> 01:11:14,330
Come out with your paws up.
1138
01:11:14,410 --> 01:11:17,900
Paws? They're chimps. Th-They have hands,
with opposable thumbs.
1139
01:11:17,980 --> 01:11:21,570
- Come out with your thumbs up.
- And they don't understand English.
1140
01:11:25,680 --> 01:11:28,620
Kick it down.
1141
01:11:28,690 --> 01:11:30,880
Yahoo!
1142
01:11:31,690 --> 01:11:34,590
Wait, my rug.
1143
01:11:34,660 --> 01:11:38,060
We all knew. Everybody knew.
1144
01:11:38,130 --> 01:11:42,160
Everyone knew when you wouldn't
go swimming at the office party.
1145
01:11:45,840 --> 01:11:47,270
Here we go!
1146
01:11:52,910 --> 01:11:54,900
- Oh!
- What was that?
1147
01:11:57,410 --> 01:12:00,510
I can't hold it!
We lost steering control!
1148
01:12:00,580 --> 01:12:02,850
Uh, Ham!
1149
01:12:05,790 --> 01:12:07,480
Whoo-hoo! Clutch.
1150
01:12:07,560 --> 01:12:11,360
I said "clutch!"
1151
01:12:11,430 --> 01:12:14,360
You got it.
1152
01:12:15,330 --> 01:12:18,130
Oh, Lord.
1153
01:12:19,670 --> 01:12:23,110
I never thought I'd be saying this,
but you gotta crash this ship.
1154
01:12:23,170 --> 01:12:26,230
What are you doing?
No, Luna, don't.
1155
01:12:26,310 --> 01:12:28,240
I'll see you on the ground.
1156
01:12:30,280 --> 01:12:32,840
While we close the chapter
on space travel...
1157
01:12:32,920 --> 01:12:38,410
we open an amazing new chapter
in "paint your own plate" history.
1158
01:12:45,500 --> 01:12:48,090
Whoa! Just a little bit farther.
1159
01:12:55,310 --> 01:12:58,280
Luna, you did it! I got control!
1160
01:12:58,340 --> 01:13:00,970
Yes!
1161
01:13:02,610 --> 01:13:05,510
The national space program
is hereby offic-
1162
01:13:05,580 --> 01:13:06,910
Oh!
1163
01:13:08,150 --> 01:13:10,990
Whoa!
1164
01:13:17,290 --> 01:13:19,490
No!
1165
01:13:19,560 --> 01:13:21,260
Luna!
1166
01:13:27,970 --> 01:13:30,130
Whoa!
1167
01:13:30,210 --> 01:13:32,140
- Oh, man.
- Whoa!
1168
01:13:39,750 --> 01:13:41,310
Whoa!
1169
01:13:53,060 --> 01:13:57,260
Luna! Luna! Luna, get up!
1170
01:13:58,470 --> 01:14:00,400
You're okay, right?
1171
01:14:00,470 --> 01:14:05,200
Oh, this can't be happening.
Come on, Luna.
1172
01:14:06,280 --> 01:14:09,250
I stayed on target this time.
1173
01:14:09,310 --> 01:14:11,470
I was tryin' to be more like you.
1174
01:14:12,480 --> 01:14:15,380
- You were always-
- Right.
1175
01:14:15,450 --> 01:14:17,510
- Yeah, and you made me-
- Better?
1176
01:14:17,590 --> 01:14:20,520
Yeah. And-
And if I had to be without you-
1177
01:14:20,590 --> 01:14:22,530
- You won't be.
- Luna!
1178
01:14:22,590 --> 01:14:24,150
Ham.
1179
01:14:25,700 --> 01:14:29,460
- But how'd you survive?
- Chin down, opposable thumbs in.
1180
01:14:29,530 --> 01:14:32,700
Lieutenant Luna, you crash with style.
1181
01:14:32,770 --> 01:14:36,100
Cannonball, I was wrong about you.
1182
01:14:36,170 --> 01:14:38,040
You would've made
your grandfather proud.
1183
01:14:38,110 --> 01:14:41,740
Thanks. I guess I'm just
a chimp off the old block.
1184
01:14:41,810 --> 01:14:44,980
That's a good one.
I'll have to use that line.
1185
01:14:47,050 --> 01:14:50,080
Way to stick the landin', hotshot.
I always knew you had it in ya.
1186
01:14:50,150 --> 01:14:52,490
What can I say?
I'm an envelope pusher.
1187
01:14:52,560 --> 01:14:55,530
Hey, Ham.
Official space commander shades.
1188
01:14:55,590 --> 01:14:59,960
Here's your Bananaberry back.
It was almost as good as havin' you with us.
1189
01:15:04,230 --> 01:15:06,360
The Infinity?
1190
01:15:06,440 --> 01:15:08,500
- But how?
- Impossible.
1191
01:15:08,570 --> 01:15:10,770
This ship was not designed to return.
1192
01:15:10,840 --> 01:15:12,870
- It isn't even a ship.
- It is a miracle.
1193
01:15:12,940 --> 01:15:15,380
A major scientific achievement!
1194
01:15:15,450 --> 01:15:18,010
But who built it?
1195
01:15:34,500 --> 01:15:37,760
I think we might wanna retest
our space chimps' I.Q.'s.
1196
01:15:37,840 --> 01:15:40,000
Are you implying
the chimps built this ship?
1197
01:15:40,070 --> 01:15:43,730
We may never know who built it,
but they brought it home.
1198
01:15:43,810 --> 01:15:47,740
- Senator!
- Senator, were you wrong to
shut down the space agency?
1199
01:15:50,410 --> 01:15:54,510
I-Well, I-
1200
01:15:54,590 --> 01:15:58,420
I'd like to announce
the opening of a high-tech facility...
1201
01:15:58,490 --> 01:16:01,320
devoted to the exploration
of deepest space.
1202
01:16:01,390 --> 01:16:05,190
With first-class facilities for the chimps...
1203
01:16:05,260 --> 01:16:10,260
and with a make-your-own sundae bar.
1204
01:16:10,330 --> 01:16:15,000
- Personalized-
- And personalized pocket protectors
for everyone!
1205
01:16:19,180 --> 01:16:20,670
- Excuse me? Excuse me?
- Excuse me?
1206
01:16:20,740 --> 01:16:23,080
- Can I-
- Excuse me, over here!
1207
01:16:23,150 --> 01:16:25,810
Pardon me! Pardon me!
Did the chimps encounter alien life?
1208
01:16:28,850 --> 01:16:32,690
We will have to launch another mission
to ever know for sure.
1209
01:16:32,760 --> 01:16:34,690
- Ready, Luna?
- Ready, Captain.
1210
01:16:34,760 --> 01:16:37,280
- Big fella?
- Born ready, cannonball.
1211
01:16:37,360 --> 01:16:40,160
Streamers!
1212
01:16:40,230 --> 01:16:44,190
I love 'em!
1213
01:16:54,970 --> 01:17:11,176