1
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All right, let's try over here.

2
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Set up traps there,
and there as well.

3
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Last time I saw him
he ran right through here.

4
00:00:21,392 --> 00:00:22,912
This is so retarded, Cartman.

5
00:00:23,032 --> 00:00:25,095
You've got everyone
believing your stupid story.

6
00:00:25,215 --> 00:00:28,605
It isn't a story, it's true!
I saw a leprechaun.

7
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I've seen him come through here
three days in a row now.

8
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Hawk Eyes, this is
Dragon Wind. Do you copy?

9
00:00:35,317 --> 00:00:38,700
This is Hawk Eyes. We've set up
the net and we're standing by.

10
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Copy that, Hawk Eyes. Keep surveillance
tag Alpha Niner. Dragon Wind out.

11
00:00:42,338 --> 00:00:44,956
Just admit you were lying, Cartman,
so that everyone can go home!

12
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Oh no! We have a deal, Kyle!

13
00:00:47,220 --> 00:00:51,061
If I can prove there's a leprechaun,
you have to suck my balls, remember?

14
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Dragon Wind to Blackie:
What's your six, Blackie?

15
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- I don't want the code name Blackie.
- Code names are what they are, Blackie!

16
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Check your six and alert
when in position!

17
00:01:01,232 --> 00:01:04,282
- This is fucking retarded!
- Haha, getting nervous, Kyle?

18
00:01:04,402 --> 00:01:06,527
When that leprechaun shows
up you must suck my balls!

19
00:01:06,647 --> 00:01:08,521
Don't forget I have
a signed contract from you.

20
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Yeah, and if you couldn't
prove there was a leprechaun,

21
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you have to give me ten dollars!
Now just pay up and stop being stupid!

22
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Goddamnit, why hasn't it shown up yet?
Dragon Wind to Faggot! Come in, Faggot!

23
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This is faggot. Go ahead.

24
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Faggot I need you to keep surveillance
North to North East. Check back in five.

25
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Okay, will do.

26
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Faggot out.

27
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Okay, that's enough. Everybody!

28
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Cartman is just pulling one
of his stupid tricks on everyone,

29
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because he's trying to get
out of a deal he made!

30
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It was here, I swear it! I don't know
why it's not showing up this time!

31
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You didn't see a leprechaun, fatass!

32
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If you could prove it, I had to suck
your balls, but if you couldn't,

33
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you had to pay me
ten dollars! Pay up!

34
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Uh, I got something! I got it!

35
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It's uh... Oh jeez I think
it's a leprechaun!

36
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- No, there is not a leprechaun.
- Set off diversion track C!

37
00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:07,664
- Dude...
- Fuh, fuck me, it's a leprechaun.

38
00:02:07,924 --> 00:02:08,998
Get it!

39
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Get that fucking leprechaun!
I want it alive!

40
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Wow. Cool. No way. Whoa. Wow.

41
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Eugh! Uh, move aside! Move aside!

42
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All right,
butthole, where's the gold?

43
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You lads don't know what you're doing.
I need to deliver an important message!

44
00:02:38,151 --> 00:02:39,404
There's going to be an attack!

45
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Tell me where the gold
is or you die! Slow!

46
00:02:45,739 --> 00:02:46,939
Where'd he go?

47
00:02:48,629 --> 00:02:51,550
I was sent to warn of a terrorist
attack, but you boys have made me late.

48
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Now the terrorists will
prevail! The end is near!

49
00:02:56,899 --> 00:02:58,035
Dude.

50
00:03:00,577 --> 00:03:01,577
Kyle...

51
00:03:01,948 --> 00:03:04,220
Suck my balls.

52
00:03:33,496 --> 00:03:35,896
Dad, where do leprechauns come from?

53
00:03:36,487 --> 00:03:37,637
From Ireland.

54
00:03:38,268 --> 00:03:42,175
So... why would one come to America
to warn us about a terrorist attack.

55
00:03:42,782 --> 00:03:45,972
Kyle, leprechauns aren't real.
You're almost nine now;

56
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you need to understand the difference
between real and imaginary.

57
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I thought I did.

58
00:03:55,358 --> 00:03:57,882
Oh, Ms. Broflovski, how
are you this fine evening?

59
00:03:58,002 --> 00:03:59,400
Oh, hello Eric.

60
00:03:59,660 --> 00:04:01,103
Kyle, your friend is here.

61
00:04:01,223 --> 00:04:04,113
Hello, Mr. Broflovski, Ike.
Nice evening, isn't it?

62
00:04:04,373 --> 00:04:07,595
Well Kyle, shall we go up
to your room for a few minutes.

63
00:04:07,715 --> 00:04:09,869
Get out of here, Cartman,
we're eating dinner!

64
00:04:09,989 --> 00:04:11,872
Uh, Kyle,
I believe a certain someone

65
00:04:11,992 --> 00:04:14,178
is supposed to put a certain
set of balls in their mouth.

66
00:04:14,298 --> 00:04:16,209
- I'm not doing it, fatass!
- Doing what?

67
00:04:16,469 --> 00:04:19,170
- We had a deal, Kyle!
- Just get out of here!

68
00:04:19,430 --> 00:04:21,623
You signed an agreement, Kyle!

69
00:04:21,743 --> 00:04:23,885
I don't care if
I signed an agreement!

70
00:04:24,005 --> 00:04:27,635
Ah hey now Kyle, if you made a deal
with somebody, you have to stick by it.

71
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- Thank you, Mr. Broflovski.
- What was the agreement?

72
00:04:31,553 --> 00:04:34,185
That if he could prove leprechauns
exist, I would suck his balls.

73
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- What what what?
- And there was a leprechaun!

74
00:04:36,671 --> 00:04:38,134
You saw it, Kyle!

75
00:04:38,254 --> 00:04:40,593
Yeah, Kyle's gonna suck balls.

76
00:04:45,017 --> 00:04:46,217
Hey dudes.

77
00:04:47,231 --> 00:04:48,281
Hey Kyle.

78
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So, how was it?

79
00:04:51,228 --> 00:04:54,622
- How was what?
- Sucking Cartman's balls.

80
00:04:54,882 --> 00:04:57,771
I didn't suck his balls, all right?
And I'm not going to!

81
00:04:57,891 --> 00:05:00,526
Dude, why did you ever agree
to suck his balls in the first place.

82
00:05:00,646 --> 00:05:04,042
I didn't think there would actually
be a leprechaun! And I still don't!

83
00:05:04,162 --> 00:05:06,843
Why would a leprechaun be
warning us of a terrorist attack?

84
00:05:07,103 --> 00:05:08,924
There's another
explanation for all this.

85
00:05:09,044 --> 00:05:10,151
Excuse me.

86
00:05:10,495 --> 00:05:13,645
Have you boys seen
a leprechaun anywhere lately?

87
00:05:14,816 --> 00:05:16,277
What do you know
about the leprechaun?

88
00:05:16,397 --> 00:05:17,937
Oh, then you did see him.

89
00:05:18,197 --> 00:05:19,868
That's wondiferous!

90
00:05:19,988 --> 00:05:23,852
I want you to tell me everything he
said. Where was he? What was he doing?

91
00:05:23,972 --> 00:05:26,913
All right I've had enough!
Leprechauns are imaginary!

92
00:05:27,033 --> 00:05:28,831
Well of course they are.

93
00:05:28,951 --> 00:05:32,744
But just because they're imaginary
doesn't mean they aren't real.

94
00:05:33,538 --> 00:05:36,915
Haven't you boys ever
used your imagination?

95
00:05:37,175 --> 00:05:39,782
You, young man! How would
you like to be a cowboy?

96
00:05:39,902 --> 00:05:42,046
Or a swashbuckling pirate?

97
00:05:42,661 --> 00:05:46,743
And you! How would you like
to be an astronaut, far out in space?

98
00:05:47,038 --> 00:05:50,394
All it takes is a little...
imagination.

99
00:05:51,735 --> 00:05:54,557
- Who the hell are you?
- Still not convinced, eh?

100
00:05:54,817 --> 00:05:56,090
I tell you what, boys.

101
00:05:56,210 --> 00:06:00,647
What say we all take a ride on my...
Imagination Flying Machine?

102
00:06:04,419 --> 00:06:05,419
Dude.

103
00:06:05,539 --> 00:06:09,055
Hop aboard, kids.
I have something to show you.

104
00:06:09,540 --> 00:06:11,699
Uh, are you gonna rape us?

105
00:06:15,043 --> 00:06:16,043
No?

106
00:06:17,548 --> 00:06:18,947
All right then.

107
00:06:19,067 --> 00:06:20,317
Come on, guys.

108
00:06:20,678 --> 00:06:23,753
Watch it, fellas. I'm pretty
sure this guy wants to rape us.

109
00:06:24,013 --> 00:06:26,255
All aboard the Imagination Balloon!

110
00:06:30,552 --> 00:06:34,181
Some people feel
imagination isn't real,

111
00:06:34,301 --> 00:06:36,332
but I tell them that they're wrong,

112
00:06:36,452 --> 00:06:39,111
'cause whenever I want
to play and pretend,

113
00:06:39,231 --> 00:06:43,773
I just sing the Imagination Song.

114
00:06:45,009 --> 00:06:52,532
Imagination...

115
00:06:52,792 --> 00:06:57,370
Imagination...

116
00:06:57,630 --> 00:07:01,666
Imagination...

117
00:07:01,926 --> 00:07:06,087
Imagination...

118
00:07:06,347 --> 00:07:10,356
Imagination...

119
00:07:10,476 --> 00:07:14,721
Imagination...

120
00:07:15,563 --> 00:07:19,873
Imagination...

121
00:07:20,109 --> 00:07:23,855
Imagination...

122
00:07:24,903 --> 00:07:32,447
Imagination...
Imagination... Imagination...

123
00:07:33,274 --> 00:07:36,492
Imagination... Imagination...

124
00:07:36,752 --> 00:07:39,252
Are you gonna take us
somewhere or not?

125
00:07:40,030 --> 00:07:43,124
But my boy, we're already here.

126
00:08:02,027 --> 00:08:06,022
- What is this place?
- This... is Imaginationland.

127
00:08:06,561 --> 00:08:08,858
It's where all the wonderful
and goofy things

128
00:08:09,118 --> 00:08:11,444
that humans have made up
over the years live together.

129
00:08:24,369 --> 00:08:26,579
Citizens of Imaginationland!

130
00:08:26,905 --> 00:08:29,754
We have distinguished
guests from the world beyond!

131
00:08:30,014 --> 00:08:32,215
Hello!

132
00:08:34,994 --> 00:08:39,263
Welcome to Imaginationland.
I am the Lollipop King.

133
00:08:39,892 --> 00:08:43,101
We are honored to have
Creators in our kingdom.

134
00:08:43,913 --> 00:08:45,893
Wow, this is incredible,

135
00:08:46,166 --> 00:08:48,856
and totally fucked
up at the same time.

136
00:08:49,116 --> 00:08:51,226
Now, good news, everyone!

137
00:08:51,346 --> 00:08:53,528
These boys did see the leprechaun!

138
00:08:55,727 --> 00:08:59,200
What did the leprechaun tell you?
Did he have any news?

139
00:09:01,664 --> 00:09:03,964
Well he said there was gonna be a-

140
00:09:04,533 --> 00:09:06,333
That there was gonna be a-

141
00:09:10,098 --> 00:09:11,712
Oh fuck no!

142
00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:24,500
Run, Toto!

143
00:10:09,735 --> 00:10:11,439
Stan, we have to get out of here!

144
00:10:15,345 --> 00:10:17,570
Quickly boys! Get on my back!

145
00:10:20,013 --> 00:10:22,283
Fellas! Fellas wait!

146
00:10:22,913 --> 00:10:24,994
- Hold on, fellas!
- Butters.

147
00:10:25,254 --> 00:10:27,541
Don't leave me, fellas! Come back!

148
00:10:30,092 --> 00:10:31,235
Dude!

149
00:10:33,171 --> 00:10:35,341
- Hey guys!
- Butters!

150
00:10:39,810 --> 00:10:41,010
Wha? Where...?

151
00:10:41,851 --> 00:10:43,158
Oh. Oh dude.

152
00:10:43,696 --> 00:10:45,014
Oh, it was just a dream.

153
00:10:45,521 --> 00:10:47,767
It was all just a crazy dream.

154
00:10:48,307 --> 00:10:50,228
Huh, oh my God.

155
00:10:54,948 --> 00:10:55,948
Hello?

156
00:10:56,068 --> 00:10:57,927
Dude, did you finish
your math homework?

157
00:10:58,047 --> 00:11:00,529
I kind of lost track
of time last night.

158
00:11:00,789 --> 00:11:02,614
No no, I hardly got any sleep.

159
00:11:02,734 --> 00:11:05,000
I had this whole messed up
dream about some gay Mayor guy

160
00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:08,037
taking us to Imaginationland where
all these imaginary characters live.

161
00:11:10,073 --> 00:11:12,208
And then it got
attacked by terrorists?

162
00:11:12,584 --> 00:11:15,640
- Yeah! How'd you know?
- Dude! I had the same dream!

163
00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:18,381
We jumped on a dragon's back,
and Butters got left behind!

164
00:11:18,641 --> 00:11:19,799
Stan? Stanley?

165
00:11:20,059 --> 00:11:22,343
You haven't seen your little
friend Butters, have you?

166
00:11:22,603 --> 00:11:23,603
Why?

167
00:11:23,723 --> 00:11:26,639
Our darling Butters
never came home last night.

168
00:11:26,899 --> 00:11:27,807
What did they say?

169
00:11:28,067 --> 00:11:30,011
We don't wanna jump
to conclusions, but...

170
00:11:30,131 --> 00:11:31,983
we're worried that maybe
somebody kidnapped Butters,

171
00:11:32,103 --> 00:11:36,503
sodomized him over and over again, and
then fed his genitals to wild animals.

172
00:11:37,316 --> 00:11:38,866
There there, darling.

173
00:11:39,929 --> 00:11:41,237
Dude...

174
00:11:44,971 --> 00:11:47,785
Ladies and gentlemen,
I have dire news.

175
00:11:48,045 --> 00:11:51,100
Yesterday,
at approximately 18:00 hours,

176
00:11:51,330 --> 00:11:53,804
terrorists successfully attacked...

177
00:11:53,924 --> 00:11:55,324
our imagination.

178
00:11:57,997 --> 00:11:59,755
- Our imagination?
- How?

179
00:12:00,129 --> 00:12:03,141
The imaginary attack appears
to have been in the works for years.

180
00:12:03,261 --> 00:12:06,846
The effects of the attack are so far...
unimaginable.

181
00:12:07,210 --> 00:12:10,725
What do the terrorists
want with our imagination?

182
00:12:10,985 --> 00:12:13,602
We can't imagine.

183
00:12:14,138 --> 00:12:17,783
We've intercepted this videotape
the terrorists made for broadcast.

184
00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:21,402
Luckily we've kept it from
being broadcast to the public.

185
00:12:27,028 --> 00:12:29,869
No! It's just a Care Bear!

186
00:12:31,547 --> 00:12:32,594
Oh my God.

187
00:12:32,714 --> 00:12:36,033
Later in the video we can
see another imaginary hostage;

188
00:12:36,153 --> 00:12:38,002
this one reading a forced statement.

189
00:12:38,804 --> 00:12:40,529
Praise to the mighty Allah.

190
00:12:40,649 --> 00:12:43,999
His divine grace and will
have brought forth this day.

191
00:12:45,471 --> 00:12:46,521
Oh jeez!

192
00:12:48,084 --> 00:12:52,037
Uh, now see,
your safety is at our whim.

193
00:12:52,157 --> 00:12:54,130
This is the price you pay, America!

194
00:12:54,250 --> 00:12:55,667
You have defiled Allah,

195
00:12:55,787 --> 00:12:58,895
and now we will shall turn
your imagination against you!

196
00:12:59,015 --> 00:13:00,615
Death to the Infidels!

197
00:13:01,359 --> 00:13:03,152
Can I go now?

198
00:13:03,779 --> 00:13:05,105
Stan! Kyle!

199
00:13:05,450 --> 00:13:07,823
Can you get me out of here?

200
00:13:08,494 --> 00:13:13,120
Gentlemen, the terrorists appear to have
complete control of our imagination.

201
00:13:13,576 --> 00:13:15,973
It's only a matter of time before...

202
00:13:16,093 --> 00:13:19,960
our imaginations start running wild.

203
00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:24,673
I believe a serious blow
to democracy has just been dealt.

204
00:13:24,933 --> 00:13:27,691
A travesty has occurred,
and I want justice!

205
00:13:27,811 --> 00:13:29,804
Kyle Broflovski did
willingly and knowingly

206
00:13:30,064 --> 00:13:32,052
sign a contract,
and yet, as to date,

207
00:13:32,172 --> 00:13:36,852
he has made no effort, nor does he show
any intention, of ever sucking my balls!

208
00:13:37,551 --> 00:13:41,695
I've given him ample time to fulfill
his obligation, and he has thus refused.

209
00:13:41,815 --> 00:13:44,360
I stand before you with dry balls,
Your Honor.

210
00:13:44,620 --> 00:13:46,526
I've provided witnesses,
collected testimonials,

211
00:13:46,646 --> 00:13:48,564
and still, my balls remain dry.

212
00:13:48,684 --> 00:13:50,408
I want what I'm entitled to!

213
00:13:52,209 --> 00:13:55,029
Mr. Broflovski,
did you agree to orally imbibe

214
00:13:55,149 --> 00:13:57,540
Mr. Cartman's scrotum and testicles?

215
00:13:59,739 --> 00:14:01,039
I...

216
00:14:01,595 --> 00:14:05,005
Is this not your signature
on the contract?

217
00:14:08,903 --> 00:14:09,903
But...

218
00:14:10,229 --> 00:14:12,016
Come on! Really?

219
00:14:12,381 --> 00:14:15,015
I mean, aren't there more
important things going on right now?

220
00:14:15,275 --> 00:14:17,435
From what I've been presented
and the evidence put forth,

221
00:14:17,555 --> 00:14:19,229
the court has no choice
but to order you

222
00:14:19,349 --> 00:14:21,674
to place Mr. Cartman's
pubicle sac in your mouth,

223
00:14:21,794 --> 00:14:25,109
and draw upon it succulently
for no less than 30 seconds.

224
00:14:25,369 --> 00:14:26,402
Yes!

225
00:14:26,662 --> 00:14:30,209
You have twenty four hours
to suck aforementioned balls.

226
00:14:30,420 --> 00:14:32,359
If after that time you still refuse,

227
00:14:32,479 --> 00:14:34,994
the court will be forced to
arrest you for contempt. Next case!

228
00:14:36,549 --> 00:14:37,671
Thank you Your Honor.

229
00:14:37,791 --> 00:14:40,828
This isn't a victory for me, this is
a victory for the justice system.

230
00:14:40,948 --> 00:14:42,585
And my balls.

231
00:14:45,059 --> 00:14:47,798
What I am about to tell
you is highly classified.

232
00:14:48,058 --> 00:14:52,720
Two days ago, Muslim terrorists
hijacked our imagination.

233
00:14:52,980 --> 00:14:56,350
Frankly we don't know what
their next move is or how to stop them.

234
00:14:56,470 --> 00:14:59,923
In times like these the government
often turns to Hollywood for help.

235
00:15:00,043 --> 00:15:02,998
You creative filmmakers
can think of idea we just can't.

236
00:15:03,118 --> 00:15:06,400
That's why we've asked you here,
M. Night Shyal-amalam.

237
00:15:06,660 --> 00:15:09,987
The Sixth Sense, Signs,
The Village, all very clever films.

238
00:15:10,247 --> 00:15:14,881
But can you use your amazing idea brain
now to help us stop the terrorists?

239
00:15:16,315 --> 00:15:17,953
What if...

240
00:15:19,157 --> 00:15:21,010
What if it turns out
they aren't terrorists?

241
00:15:21,130 --> 00:15:24,130
But they're actually werewolves?
From the future?

242
00:15:25,932 --> 00:15:28,964
No. No, they're terrorists.
They've been linked to Al Qaeda.

243
00:15:29,224 --> 00:15:32,316
But what if Al Qaeda, it turns out,
is the group being terrorized?

244
00:15:32,436 --> 00:15:33,636
By aliens?

245
00:15:34,281 --> 00:15:37,798
No- No. That's not an idea,
that's a twist.

246
00:15:38,154 --> 00:15:39,725
We need ideas.

247
00:15:39,985 --> 00:15:42,646
How about we make everyone
think that terrorists attacked us?

248
00:15:42,766 --> 00:15:45,940
But really,
we were all already dead.

249
00:15:46,798 --> 00:15:48,298
Get him out of here.

250
00:15:50,204 --> 00:15:53,906
Mr. Bay, can you think of any
idea how to outwit these terrorists?

251
00:15:54,166 --> 00:15:55,384
I believe I can.

252
00:15:55,504 --> 00:15:57,948
We start...
by making a big CG building

253
00:15:58,068 --> 00:16:00,462
and then we have
a meteor go CROSSHH!

254
00:16:00,582 --> 00:16:02,459
And it, and it's all like CRAAWWWLL!

255
00:16:02,579 --> 00:16:05,501
and motorcycles burst into flame while
they jump over these helicopters, right?

256
00:16:05,761 --> 00:16:06,797
No no!

257
00:16:06,917 --> 00:16:09,505
We need ideas how
to stop the terrorists!

258
00:16:09,765 --> 00:16:13,311
An eighteen-wheeler spins out
of control and it's all like BROSSHH!

259
00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:17,054
And then this huge
tanker full of dyna- CROSSHH!

260
00:16:18,867 --> 00:16:22,309
Those aren't ideas,
those are special effects!

261
00:16:24,446 --> 00:16:26,605
I... don't understand
the difference.

262
00:16:26,865 --> 00:16:29,024
I know you don't.
Get him out of here!

263
00:16:29,284 --> 00:16:32,661
And being that we are
all big Mel Gibson film fans,

264
00:16:32,781 --> 00:16:34,822
we thought maybe you could help us.

265
00:16:35,082 --> 00:16:38,742
Ah, my nipples, they hurt!
They hurt when I twist them!

266
00:16:39,968 --> 00:16:41,062
Yes, uh,

267
00:16:41,182 --> 00:16:43,671
I don't suppose you
have any creative ideas

268
00:16:43,791 --> 00:16:45,416
how to fight these terrorists?

269
00:16:45,676 --> 00:16:46,887
How about this?

270
00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:49,838
You have that videotape
that the terrorists made, right?

271
00:16:49,958 --> 00:16:53,127
Well maybe if you did a background
check on that videotape,

272
00:16:53,247 --> 00:16:55,279
you might find somebody
who doesn't belong.

273
00:16:55,399 --> 00:16:58,917
Somebody who doesn't
fit Imaginationland. Oh!

274
00:17:00,762 --> 00:17:03,344
Hey... that's not a bad idea.

275
00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:06,016
Yeah. Say what you
want about Mel Gibson,

276
00:17:06,136 --> 00:17:08,128
but the sonofabitch
knows story structure.

277
00:17:08,248 --> 00:17:10,941
Get the videotape and do a
background check on everyone in it!

278
00:17:11,201 --> 00:17:13,319
Oogh! Yes!

279
00:17:14,150 --> 00:17:17,239
All the imaginary characters
in the tape were identified, sir.

280
00:17:17,499 --> 00:17:20,138
Count Chocula, Cinderella,
Snarf from Thundercats...

281
00:17:20,258 --> 00:17:21,368
But here.

282
00:17:21,488 --> 00:17:24,588
Nothing in American folklore
or storytelling match this kid.

283
00:17:24,708 --> 00:17:27,569
He appears to be... just some kid.

284
00:17:27,689 --> 00:17:31,337
<i>Stan! Kyle!
Could you get me out of here?</i>

285
00:17:31,597 --> 00:17:34,762
I want digital imaging
and resource magnification done stat!

286
00:17:34,882 --> 00:17:37,243
If that kid isn't imaginary
I want to know who he is,

287
00:17:37,363 --> 00:17:39,282
where he's from,
and who his friends are!

288
00:17:39,402 --> 00:17:40,802
Yes sir!

289
00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:44,442
Who are you?...

290
00:17:52,058 --> 00:17:55,158
Uh, excuse me?
Uh Mr. Terrorist, sir?

291
00:17:55,439 --> 00:17:57,837
Uh, I'm actually not imaginary,

292
00:17:58,052 --> 00:18:00,699
and my parents are gonna
ground me if I don't get back-

293
00:18:02,847 --> 00:18:05,204
Okay, sorry. Sorry.

294
00:18:05,997 --> 00:18:08,351
Can you tell
what the terrorists are doing?

295
00:18:08,471 --> 00:18:11,669
They're going something
to Rockety Rocket.

296
00:18:11,929 --> 00:18:14,463
No! Leave me alone! Ha!

297
00:18:14,723 --> 00:18:17,587
It doesn't make sense.
What do they want with Rockety?

298
00:18:17,707 --> 00:18:19,807
The only reason they would-

299
00:18:19,927 --> 00:18:21,221
Oh my God.

300
00:18:21,811 --> 00:18:23,681
They're gonna blow up the Barrier!

301
00:18:24,731 --> 00:18:27,309
- What's the Barrier?
- The wall!

302
00:18:27,569 --> 00:18:32,077
The wall which separates the evil side
of Imaginationland from the good side!

303
00:18:32,866 --> 00:18:35,216
No! No you can't
blow up the barrier!

304
00:18:35,336 --> 00:18:36,786
Are you insane?

305
00:18:38,364 --> 00:18:42,178
- We can't let this happen.
- It will be the end of Imaginationland.

306
00:18:42,298 --> 00:18:44,637
Yeah. You have to stop them, kid.

307
00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:47,579
Me? What am I supposed to do?

308
00:18:47,839 --> 00:18:50,880
Don't you get it?
If the terrorists blow that barrier,

309
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:54,116
all the most evil things ever
imagined are gonna pour out

310
00:18:54,236 --> 00:18:56,463
and take over
Imaginationland for good!

311
00:18:56,723 --> 00:18:58,664
You have to do something!

312
00:19:06,483 --> 00:19:07,889
Thanks for coming, everyone.

313
00:19:08,009 --> 00:19:11,395
The big moment is finally here,
just as soon as Kyle arrives.

314
00:19:11,655 --> 00:19:13,408
He's not gonna show up
to suck your balls dude.

315
00:19:13,528 --> 00:19:16,066
He has to.
He's been ordered by the court.

316
00:19:16,326 --> 00:19:20,075
Eric, I'm a little concerned about your
obsession to have Kyle suck your balls.

317
00:19:20,195 --> 00:19:23,532
It just seems a little fa... faggy.

318
00:19:23,934 --> 00:19:28,144
Faggy? What? You think I want Kyle
to suck my balls for physical pleasure?

319
00:19:28,264 --> 00:19:30,111
This is about humiliation, people!

320
00:19:30,231 --> 00:19:33,094
This is about Kyle finally
having to admit he was wrong!

321
00:19:33,214 --> 00:19:36,044
He was wrong, and so now
he has to kneel before the king

322
00:19:36,304 --> 00:19:37,706
and kiss his ring.

323
00:19:37,907 --> 00:19:39,882
Except the ring is my balls.

324
00:19:40,522 --> 00:19:41,842
Hey, he's here.

325
00:19:42,305 --> 00:19:44,511
What? Move aside, move aside!

326
00:19:44,771 --> 00:19:47,765
- Dude, do you really have to do it?
- Let's just get this over with!

327
00:19:48,025 --> 00:19:52,186
Yes, come on in, peasant Kyle,
and pay homage to this sultan's balls.

328
00:19:52,446 --> 00:19:53,729
God damnit!

329
00:19:54,259 --> 00:19:56,995
Yes. Yes!

330
00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:09,077
That's them, sir.
Stan Marsh and Kyle Broflovski.

331
00:20:09,732 --> 00:20:12,515
You boys need to come with us
on a matter of national security.

332
00:20:12,635 --> 00:20:13,635
Who are you?

333
00:20:13,755 --> 00:20:16,251
There's no time!
You need to come with us right now!

334
00:20:16,852 --> 00:20:17,973
Hey, let go of him!

335
00:20:18,093 --> 00:20:20,777
We aren't going to hurt your little
friends. We just need information.

336
00:20:20,897 --> 00:20:23,842
No! No, he has to suck my balls!

337
00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:26,833
No!

338
00:20:27,136 --> 00:20:28,427
Kyle!

339
00:20:32,177 --> 00:20:33,874
No! No!

340
00:20:35,522 --> 00:20:38,232
Hold on! Hold on a second!

341
00:20:40,268 --> 00:20:44,476
Now, you really should think
about this. I mean, uh,

342
00:20:44,596 --> 00:20:47,820
I know you think attacking
our imagination will get you somewhere,

343
00:20:47,940 --> 00:20:49,409
but will it really?

344
00:20:50,534 --> 00:20:51,926
If you destroy that wall,

345
00:20:52,046 --> 00:20:55,614
all the most evil parts of
our imagination are gonna break loose,

346
00:20:55,734 --> 00:20:59,782
but... will it really make
you terrorists feel better?

347
00:20:59,902 --> 00:21:03,966
Maybe it's time for us all to just...
get along.

348
00:21:09,254 --> 00:21:11,189
Jesus Christ, no!

349
00:21:13,839 --> 00:21:15,822
That was your plan to stop them?

350
00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:17,899
Yeah, and that's
not a heartfelt speech?

351
00:21:18,019 --> 00:21:19,869
That's fucking stupid!

352
00:21:28,515 --> 00:21:29,978
They are coming...

353
00:21:37,966 --> 00:21:39,511
Glad I picked you up, kid.

354
00:21:39,631 --> 00:21:42,978
It's dangerous for someone
your age to be hitchhiking.

355
00:21:44,101 --> 00:21:46,701
Yeah well,
when a man has been wronged...

356
00:21:47,371 --> 00:21:49,132
he no longer cares about danger.

357
00:21:49,252 --> 00:21:51,471
You going to Washington
to visit family?

358
00:21:51,731 --> 00:21:53,989
I've got unfinished business.

359
00:21:54,109 --> 00:21:56,295
You go through life
being told there's justice,

360
00:21:56,415 --> 00:21:58,722
then you learn
that the only real justice...

361
00:21:58,842 --> 00:22:00,480
is the justice you take.

362
00:22:01,659 --> 00:22:03,259
Make no mistake, Kyle.

363
00:22:04,044 --> 00:22:07,321
Before this is over,
you will suck my balls.

364
00:22:53,881 --> 00:22:56,281
Oh, it was just a dream.

365
00:22:56,796 --> 00:22:59,456
Come on, Butters. Mom's cooked
waffles and nanas for you.

366
00:22:59,716 --> 00:23:02,999
Hoho! Mom, Dad,
I dreamt I was in Imaginationland

367
00:23:03,199 --> 00:23:04,795
and terrorists attacked it.

368
00:23:05,055 --> 00:23:07,589
You are in Imaginationland.
This is a dream.

369
00:23:07,849 --> 00:23:10,884
- Huh?
- Hey, wake up, stupid!

370
00:23:11,332 --> 00:23:13,432
Come on, wake up, kid!

371
00:23:14,464 --> 00:23:16,831
No, wait! Uh I was back home in bed!

372
00:23:16,951 --> 00:23:19,457
No! You passed out
and peed your pants!

373
00:23:19,577 --> 00:23:22,646
Look! The evil of Imaginationland
is coming out!

374
00:23:44,124 --> 00:23:45,127
Oh hamburgers!

375
00:23:45,387 --> 00:23:48,323
Everyone!
Fall back to the Gumdrop Forest!

376
00:23:48,807 --> 00:23:52,244
Come with me, little boy!
I'm going to get you home!

377
00:23:52,490 --> 00:23:54,367
Wa! It's Alien!

378
00:24:03,154 --> 00:24:04,293
Predator!

379
00:24:16,811 --> 00:24:18,535
Look, we already told
you everything we know.

380
00:24:18,795 --> 00:24:21,621
Some guy just showed up in a big balloon
and took us into Imaginationland.

381
00:24:22,031 --> 00:24:23,698
What we want to know is how!

382
00:24:23,818 --> 00:24:25,960
We need to find a way
into Imaginationland;

383
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:28,170
you've been there!
How did you do it?

384
00:24:28,690 --> 00:24:30,714
We just... went on a balloon ride.

385
00:24:30,974 --> 00:24:33,341
There must have been some
kind of portal or doorway.

386
00:24:33,601 --> 00:24:36,818
- Dude, we don't remember.
- Do you realize what's going on here?

387
00:24:36,938 --> 00:24:39,286
Terrorists have attacked
our imagination,

388
00:24:39,406 --> 00:24:41,914
and now our imaginations
are running wild!

389
00:24:42,034 --> 00:24:45,729
- You'd better start remembering!
- It was the Chinese, wasn't it?

390
00:24:46,491 --> 00:24:47,491
What?

391
00:24:47,611 --> 00:24:49,235
We've suspected
that the Chinese government

392
00:24:49,355 --> 00:24:51,190
was working on a doorway
to the imagination.

393
00:24:51,310 --> 00:24:52,319
Is that where you were?

394
00:24:52,579 --> 00:24:54,461
- No.
- That's it, isn't it?

395
00:24:54,581 --> 00:24:56,923
Where do the Chinese keep this portal?
How does it work?

396
00:24:57,043 --> 00:24:58,450
It it better than ours?

397
00:24:59,114 --> 00:25:00,118
Your what?

398
00:25:00,378 --> 00:25:02,495
Our portal to the imagination
built as a secret project

399
00:25:02,615 --> 00:25:04,221
back in 1962 to fight the Soviets-

400
00:25:04,341 --> 00:25:05,391
Shhh! Tom!

401
00:25:06,077 --> 00:25:07,577
That's super-secret.

402
00:25:08,180 --> 00:25:09,377
Oh, I'm sorry sir.

403
00:25:10,500 --> 00:25:13,381
Wait. The U.S. Government
has a portal to the imagination?

404
00:25:13,641 --> 00:25:15,530
Aw, see? Good job, Tom!

405
00:25:15,730 --> 00:25:18,011
Why don't you just tell
them everything about Project X?

406
00:25:18,271 --> 00:25:20,232
Yes sir. We built
a portal to the imagination

407
00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:22,516
to use against the Russians
during the Cold War, but we-

408
00:25:22,776 --> 00:25:26,452
That was sarcasm! I was being
sarcastic, you fucking idiot!

409
00:25:26,572 --> 00:25:28,063
Aw jeez, I'm really sorry sir.

410
00:25:28,323 --> 00:25:31,024
If you already built a doorway to the
imagination, then why do you need us?

411
00:25:31,504 --> 00:25:35,237
All right, we might as well
show it to them. God-damnit, Tom.

412
00:25:36,422 --> 00:25:38,406
<i>Every night, the dream is the same.</i>

413
00:25:39,848 --> 00:25:42,313
<i>I'm on my way to
visit my friend Kyle,</i>

414
00:25:42,433 --> 00:25:45,221
<i>because we had a bet that if
I could prove leprechauns were real,</i>

415
00:25:45,341 --> 00:25:46,957
<i>he would suck my balls.</i>

416
00:25:47,665 --> 00:25:50,085
<i>And it turns out I was right.</i>

417
00:25:51,101 --> 00:25:53,880
Time to pay up, Kyle.

418
00:25:54,850 --> 00:25:56,350
<i>But then...</i>

419
00:25:58,755 --> 00:25:59,861
No!

420
00:26:01,705 --> 00:26:03,241
No!

421
00:26:03,553 --> 00:26:05,394
<i>It's been taken from me.</i>

422
00:26:05,594 --> 00:26:07,315
<i>I have dry balls...</i>

423
00:26:07,515 --> 00:26:10,665
<i>Balls so dry they explode like dust.</i>

424
00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:17,699
You okay, kid?

425
00:26:17,899 --> 00:26:20,059
No. I've got dry balls.

426
00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:22,701
And I'm running out of time.

427
00:26:35,661 --> 00:26:37,291
Ever since the Cold War,

428
00:26:37,411 --> 00:26:40,093
the U.S. Government has
been working on a secret project

429
00:26:40,353 --> 00:26:43,214
to build a doorway
into the imagination.

430
00:26:43,555 --> 00:26:47,735
It is called
"Project Imagination Doorway."

431
00:26:48,894 --> 00:26:50,844
That's not very imaginative.

432
00:26:51,684 --> 00:26:55,021
According to all the tests and the data,
the doorway should work,

433
00:26:55,141 --> 00:26:57,485
but... it never has.

434
00:26:58,089 --> 00:27:00,155
But we're close, sir.
We're real close.

435
00:27:00,562 --> 00:27:02,644
They've been saying
that for over forty years.

436
00:27:02,764 --> 00:27:05,744
You're the ones, right? The kids
who have been in the imagination.

437
00:27:06,361 --> 00:27:07,370
I guess.

438
00:27:07,630 --> 00:27:09,506
What was the sequence
that got you inside?

439
00:27:09,626 --> 00:27:12,500
We know there's some kind of resonance
code, but we can't figure it out.

440
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:15,145
Look, we're sorry, you guys,
but the balloon just went up in the air

441
00:27:15,265 --> 00:27:17,339
and the dude sang a song
and we were suddenly there.

442
00:27:17,599 --> 00:27:19,873
Song? You didn't say
anything about a song before.

443
00:27:19,993 --> 00:27:22,719
- What song?
- The Imagination song.

444
00:27:22,979 --> 00:27:25,496
The fractal converter
has never worked

445
00:27:25,616 --> 00:27:27,559
because it was waiting
for a multitonal code!

446
00:27:27,679 --> 00:27:29,809
Quick boys: how does
the Imagination Song go?

447
00:27:31,947 --> 00:27:34,929
Imagination...

448
00:27:35,287 --> 00:27:37,859
Imagination...

449
00:27:38,246 --> 00:27:40,629
Sir, uh I'm getting some
electrofeedback from the gate.

450
00:27:40,749 --> 00:27:43,615
It's weak,
but it's nanoresponding to something.

451
00:27:43,875 --> 00:27:47,975
Was there more to the Imagination Song?
How does the rest of it go?

452
00:27:48,686 --> 00:27:53,186
Imagination... Imagina...

453
00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:55,165
No, no dude, it went up there.

454
00:27:55,285 --> 00:27:58,197
- Imagina...
- Imagina...

455
00:27:58,498 --> 00:28:00,602
Dude, we don't remember.
It was really long and stupid.

456
00:28:00,722 --> 00:28:03,799
I'm just about through playing with
you boys! We're running out of time!

457
00:28:03,919 --> 00:28:06,346
You have to remember
that song in its entirety!

458
00:28:11,692 --> 00:28:14,043
Mayor, Mayor,
what are we supposed to do?

459
00:28:14,163 --> 00:28:16,773
Please, sir.
I have to get home to my world.

460
00:28:17,406 --> 00:28:18,406
Oh, well.

461
00:28:18,943 --> 00:28:22,529
All you have to do is tap
your heels together three times.

462
00:28:22,789 --> 00:28:23,822
Really?

463
00:28:24,082 --> 00:28:27,054
No, you fucking dipshit,
that was a joke!

464
00:28:29,128 --> 00:28:31,959
Mayor, what are we supposed to do,
snarf snarf?

465
00:28:32,079 --> 00:28:35,386
Get to Castle Sunshine!
It's your only hope!

466
00:28:35,586 --> 00:28:36,710
Castle Sunshine?

467
00:28:37,086 --> 00:28:41,506
Through the Gumdrop Forest.
Others will be hiding there; go, run!

468
00:28:41,911 --> 00:28:43,786
Look out for the evil characters!

469
00:28:43,906 --> 00:28:46,764
They're assembling
on the Yum Yum mountain!

470
00:28:48,703 --> 00:28:53,101
We are free!
Now all of Imaginationland is ours!

471
00:28:53,361 --> 00:28:55,700
Not all, foolish orc!

472
00:28:55,900 --> 00:28:59,316
There are still parts of Imaginationland
we don't control.

473
00:28:59,576 --> 00:29:03,653
Tomorrow, we shall build
our own castle right on this spot!

474
00:29:03,913 --> 00:29:08,867
Who put you in charge, Krueger?
I am the most evil character here!

475
00:29:09,127 --> 00:29:11,953
Nonsense! Your evil is stale.

476
00:29:12,542 --> 00:29:15,874
I am the most evil
imaginary character!

477
00:29:18,148 --> 00:29:20,090
Now come on y'all.
We shouldn't be fighting,

478
00:29:20,210 --> 00:29:21,796
we're supposed to all be
on the same side.

479
00:29:22,056 --> 00:29:24,415
Yeah. You're all right,
Squirrelly Squirrel.

480
00:29:24,535 --> 00:29:26,009
Yay!

481
00:29:26,785 --> 00:29:29,289
What evil imaginary
characters are they?

482
00:29:29,409 --> 00:29:31,512
They were dreamt up
by some fourth grade kid

483
00:29:31,632 --> 00:29:33,183
as part of his Christmas Story.

484
00:29:33,835 --> 00:29:35,866
Now come on y'all.
We can't waste time arguing,

485
00:29:35,986 --> 00:29:37,705
there could still be
survivors out there.

486
00:29:37,825 --> 00:29:39,564
We need to hunt them down,
and kill them.

487
00:29:39,824 --> 00:29:43,165
- And eat their flesh!
- But first we should rape them!

488
00:29:43,285 --> 00:29:46,345
How about we kill them,
and then rape their bodies

489
00:29:46,545 --> 00:29:48,998
so we can use their blood
as lubricant.

490
00:29:49,118 --> 00:29:51,518
Say, that's a great idea,
Beary Bear.

491
00:29:55,270 --> 00:29:59,170
Man, I do not want to meet
the kid that dreamt those things up.

492
00:29:59,789 --> 00:30:01,616
Look, I want some Goddamn answers!

493
00:30:01,736 --> 00:30:03,159
You brought my friend
here to Washington!

494
00:30:03,279 --> 00:30:04,985
Where is he? What is going on?

495
00:30:05,105 --> 00:30:07,509
I'm sorry, sir.
That information is classified.

496
00:30:07,769 --> 00:30:10,387
Something is going on, and I have
a right to know where my friend is!

497
00:30:10,647 --> 00:30:13,281
There's somebody asking a lot
of questions about what's going on.

498
00:30:13,401 --> 00:30:14,696
Let me handle this!

499
00:30:14,816 --> 00:30:19,432
I'm sorry, but there is no such
thing as Project Imagination Doorway!

500
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:21,838
Imagination Doorway.

501
00:30:21,958 --> 00:30:25,036
It was started in the Sixties
as a secret government project.

502
00:30:25,156 --> 00:30:26,156
Right.

503
00:30:26,276 --> 00:30:29,197
Imagina-a-ation, Imagina-

504
00:30:29,457 --> 00:30:33,059
Wait, maybe that's where he went really
flat, like that half-step key change?

505
00:30:33,179 --> 00:30:34,790
Imagina-ation.

506
00:30:35,149 --> 00:30:37,580
Right, then it was: Imagina-ation,

507
00:30:37,967 --> 00:30:41,101
Imagina-ation. Imagina-atio-on.

508
00:30:46,221 --> 00:30:48,383
It's open! It's open!

509
00:30:48,762 --> 00:30:50,851
Getting readings
from the other side...

510
00:30:50,971 --> 00:30:54,180
That's it. We've made an opening
to our imagination, sir!

511
00:30:57,980 --> 00:31:01,301
All right, that's enough! We've
still got a lot of work to do, people!

512
00:31:01,421 --> 00:31:03,023
It's time to go in

513
00:31:03,143 --> 00:31:06,687
and get our imaginations
under control!

514
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,282
How much further to Castle Sunshine?

515
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:16,486
Snarf, I'm not sure snarf snarf.
I've never been.

516
00:31:18,258 --> 00:31:20,123
- What was that?
- Over here.

517
00:31:22,442 --> 00:31:24,586
Oh Christ.
It's Strawberry Shortcake.

518
00:31:27,860 --> 00:31:30,210
Please, let me go.

519
00:31:35,565 --> 00:31:37,307
Oh my God! Snarf.

520
00:31:42,947 --> 00:31:45,114
Please! No more torture!

521
00:31:45,234 --> 00:31:48,651
Just kill me! Just fucking kill me!

522
00:31:49,431 --> 00:31:51,446
Yes! Now kill her!

523
00:31:51,912 --> 00:31:55,783
Whoa whoa, hang on, y'all. You can't
just kill her. That's not evil enough.

524
00:31:56,043 --> 00:31:57,940
What do you mean?
We cut out her eyeball.

525
00:31:58,060 --> 00:31:59,704
Yeah, that's super hardcore.

526
00:31:59,964 --> 00:32:02,017
Now come on y'all.
We can do better than that.

527
00:32:02,137 --> 00:32:05,538
Hey! I know!
Let's all pee in her empty eye socket!

528
00:32:05,738 --> 00:32:09,081
Let's make her eat her own eyeball,
and then pee in her empty eye socket.

529
00:32:09,201 --> 00:32:11,239
How about we get someone with AIDS

530
00:32:11,359 --> 00:32:14,177
to pee in her eye socket,
so she dies all slowlike?

531
00:32:17,065 --> 00:32:18,972
Nobody here has AIDS!

532
00:32:20,735 --> 00:32:24,020
But we've got to have AIDS
before we pee in her eye socket!

533
00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:26,981
Now don't be down y'all. I bet
we can find some AIDS out in the forest.

534
00:32:30,215 --> 00:32:32,307
Dude, run, run, run!

535
00:32:39,870 --> 00:32:40,870
All right, men.

536
00:32:41,130 --> 00:32:44,497
We don't know what you'll experience
on the other side of this doorway,

537
00:32:44,617 --> 00:32:47,043
but it will most
likely be really weird.

538
00:32:47,303 --> 00:32:48,962
If you reach our imagination,

539
00:32:49,222 --> 00:32:51,954
you are to take every step
necessary to get it under control!

540
00:32:52,074 --> 00:32:53,716
- Are you ready?
- Yes sir!

541
00:32:53,976 --> 00:32:55,426
Are you ready, Kurt Russell?

542
00:32:55,989 --> 00:32:59,439
I... I don't understand why I'm here.
I'm just an actor.

543
00:32:59,899 --> 00:33:02,252
Yes, but you were in that one
movie that was kinda like this.

544
00:33:02,372 --> 00:33:04,477
That gives you more
experience than anybody.

545
00:33:04,737 --> 00:33:07,730
All right, here we go! Men! Forward!

546
00:33:07,990 --> 00:33:09,943
- Sir, we have a security breach!
- What?

547
00:33:10,063 --> 00:33:12,902
There's an Unauthorized Entry Alert,
it's coming from Sector Two!

548
00:33:13,162 --> 00:33:14,654
Sector Two?

549
00:33:17,606 --> 00:33:18,606
Cartman?

550
00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:23,329
Hello Kyle! Thought you could
get out of your responsibilities, huh?

551
00:33:23,589 --> 00:33:26,080
- Who the hell are you?
- That kid you have made a bet

552
00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:28,918
that if I could prove that I saw
a leprechaun, he would suck my balls!

553
00:33:29,178 --> 00:33:30,587
Get him out of here!

554
00:33:30,847 --> 00:33:32,136
No! Hold on a second!

555
00:33:32,256 --> 00:33:35,592
I have a contract, validated
by the United States court system!

556
00:33:35,852 --> 00:33:36,968
Let me see that!

557
00:33:40,335 --> 00:33:43,270
Why would you agree
to suck someone's balls?

558
00:33:43,390 --> 00:33:45,603
I didn't think there was going
to be a god-damned leprechaun!

559
00:33:45,723 --> 00:33:47,696
All right,
you two can go use the conference room.

560
00:33:47,816 --> 00:33:49,305
Go on, we have work to do here.

561
00:33:49,425 --> 00:33:51,608
Wha? Well wait, I wanna
see what happens here!

562
00:33:51,868 --> 00:33:54,861
You signed an agreement, kid. We don't
have time for this. Go on and do it.

563
00:33:56,690 --> 00:33:59,464
- Stan?
- Dude, you did make a deal...

564
00:34:02,127 --> 00:34:04,787
The conference room is which way?

565
00:34:05,624 --> 00:34:08,207
Well, well, well. Here we are, Kyle.

566
00:34:08,467 --> 00:34:10,752
You tried to bail out on our agreement,
but I found you.

567
00:34:11,012 --> 00:34:13,963
I didn't "bail," I got
picked up by the government!

568
00:34:14,223 --> 00:34:16,918
Well we're here now,
that's all that matters.

569
00:34:17,038 --> 00:34:18,508
Care for some nuts?

570
00:34:18,628 --> 00:34:21,763
Oh, that's right. I guess you'll
be chock full of nuts in a few minutes.

571
00:34:22,182 --> 00:34:23,941
Cartman,
do you even know what's going on?

572
00:34:24,061 --> 00:34:25,766
We went to Imaginationland,

573
00:34:25,886 --> 00:34:29,386
terrorists attacked it,
and now the government is about to-

574
00:34:30,524 --> 00:34:33,587
Oh jeez, I'm sorry, Kyle. It's just that
I'm so completely bored by this story.

575
00:34:33,707 --> 00:34:35,959
See, I'm really only interested in
the part where the leprechaun was real,

576
00:34:36,079 --> 00:34:38,071
and so you have to suck my balls.

577
00:34:38,650 --> 00:34:40,865
Okay, fine. You know what?
Let's just get it over with!

578
00:34:41,125 --> 00:34:43,349
Oh nonono, nononot so fast, Kyle.

579
00:34:43,549 --> 00:34:48,122
I've waited a long time for this, and
I intend to savor each and every second.

580
00:34:48,382 --> 00:34:49,224
No, I'm serious!

581
00:34:49,344 --> 00:34:51,376
I wanna see what's happening
downstairs, so let's just do it!

582
00:34:51,636 --> 00:34:55,296
Not... just yet, Kyle.
There's still a few things I need to do.

583
00:34:55,556 --> 00:34:57,419
By the way, I should tell you
that I haven't had a chance

584
00:34:57,539 --> 00:34:59,114
to shower while
making my way up here.

585
00:34:59,234 --> 00:35:01,384
My balls are... extra vinegary...

586
00:35:02,748 --> 00:35:04,138
Just get to it already!

587
00:35:06,651 --> 00:35:10,687
- Entering the portal in five seconds.
- Kurt Russell, can I get a comm check?

588
00:35:11,391 --> 00:35:13,061
Check 1, 2.

589
00:35:13,658 --> 00:35:15,885
Good luck men! Godspeed!

590
00:35:34,047 --> 00:35:37,147
What do we have?
Kurt Russell, can you hear me?

591
00:35:37,796 --> 00:35:40,516
<i>We're here. We're somewhere.</i>

592
00:35:41,102 --> 00:35:44,557
- They are inside the imagination, sir.
- What do you see in there?

593
00:35:44,677 --> 00:35:48,168
<i>There's lots of...
big mushrooms, colorful grass,</i>

594
00:35:48,288 --> 00:35:50,550
<i>some castles in the distance, eh...</i>

595
00:35:50,670 --> 00:35:51,681
<i>Wait...</i>

596
00:35:51,801 --> 00:35:53,801
<i>Something's coming for us!</i>

597
00:35:54,605 --> 00:35:57,305
<i>It's coming out of
the bushes and- It's a-!</i>

598
00:35:58,017 --> 00:36:02,616
<i>Oh, Aw, it's just a cute
little squirrel. Hey, it talks!</i>

599
00:36:03,642 --> 00:36:07,627
- <i>The little squirrel talks.</i>
- Aw, an imaginary talking squirrel.

600
00:36:09,130 --> 00:36:11,893
Ask the squirrel what it
knows about the terrorist attack.

601
00:36:12,013 --> 00:36:14,613
<i>Wait a minute, eh.
The squirrel has friends.</i>

602
00:36:14,733 --> 00:36:17,170
<i>Oh why, why it's a whole
bunch of woodland critters.</i>

603
00:36:17,904 --> 00:36:19,404
Wait, woodland critters...

604
00:36:19,524 --> 00:36:21,774
<i>There's a talking bear
and a beaver, uh...</i>

605
00:36:21,894 --> 00:36:24,144
<i>They seem to be Christmas critters.</i>

606
00:36:24,443 --> 00:36:26,315
<i>Well hello. Yes, hi.</i>

607
00:36:27,010 --> 00:36:28,647
- Get them out of there!
- What?

608
00:36:28,767 --> 00:36:31,326
- Tell them to get away now!
- What's the matter?

609
00:36:31,446 --> 00:36:35,103
<i>Oh the... cute little bear's
eyes are starting to glow red now...</i>

610
00:36:35,223 --> 00:36:39,023
<i>Uh hello there, little animals,
do you happen to know how to huh?</i>

611
00:36:41,370 --> 00:36:43,142
Kurt Russell, what's going on?

612
00:36:43,262 --> 00:36:44,951
<i>They're raping me!</i>

613
00:36:45,241 --> 00:36:47,742
<i>They're raping me!</i>

614
00:36:48,002 --> 00:36:49,410
Get out of there, Kurt Russell!

615
00:36:49,670 --> 00:36:53,790
<i>They're raping all of us!
Whoaho! Oh it hurts!</i>

616
00:36:54,050 --> 00:36:56,616
<i>They're raping us and it hurts!</i>

617
00:37:01,265 --> 00:37:03,548
I was thinking of using a high-speed
shutter with a low depth of field.

618
00:37:03,668 --> 00:37:05,330
- What do you think?
- Goddamnit Cartman,

619
00:37:05,450 --> 00:37:07,553
will you stop wasting time?
I wanna get this over with!

620
00:37:07,813 --> 00:37:08,813
No, you're right, Kyle.

621
00:37:08,933 --> 00:37:11,439
A higher depth of field will
make sure everything stays in focus.

622
00:37:11,559 --> 00:37:12,642
There we go.

623
00:37:14,678 --> 00:37:17,017
Now, Kyle,
when you're sucking my balls,

624
00:37:17,137 --> 00:37:19,569
are you gonna think about how
right I was about the leprechaun, or

625
00:37:19,689 --> 00:37:21,024
are you just gonna try and focus on

626
00:37:21,144 --> 00:37:23,110
how rough and salty
my balls feel in your mouth?

627
00:37:23,370 --> 00:37:26,099
- Let's just do it!
- In time, Kyle.

628
00:37:26,219 --> 00:37:28,126
You certainly are eager
for balls, aren't you?

629
00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:30,058
Are you ball-famished?
Balls-starving?

630
00:37:30,178 --> 00:37:33,746
You see, Kyle, I wonder if
at this moment you are actually-

631
00:37:34,006 --> 00:37:38,042
- Everyone to the main hall now! Go!
- Uh, no, we're not done in here yet.

632
00:37:38,302 --> 00:37:40,294
Everyone to the main hall now!

633
00:37:40,554 --> 00:37:42,357
No! Goddamnit no!

634
00:37:45,407 --> 00:37:49,157
Boy snarf snarf,
my feet are really getting tired snarf.

635
00:37:49,447 --> 00:37:52,718
Aw, Sn-Snarf, could you maybe
like sh-shut up for five minutes?

636
00:37:52,838 --> 00:37:54,855
Wait! There it is. We made it!

637
00:37:55,509 --> 00:37:57,046
Castle Sunshine!

638
00:38:02,159 --> 00:38:04,085
- Yeah!
- Snarf!

639
00:38:06,298 --> 00:38:07,321
Hurry! Get inside!

640
00:38:07,688 --> 00:38:09,699
The evil imaginary
characters are approaching!

641
00:38:09,959 --> 00:38:12,378
Lock down the gates!
Prepare to fire the cannons!

642
00:38:12,498 --> 00:38:14,161
Wait! Wait!

643
00:38:15,372 --> 00:38:16,831
What imaginary character are you?

644
00:38:17,091 --> 00:38:20,126
The Lollipop King?
From the Lollipop Forest?

645
00:38:20,386 --> 00:38:23,614
And I'm Snarf.
Snarf, snarf snarf snarf.

646
00:38:24,007 --> 00:38:26,048
And what imaginary
character are you?

647
00:38:26,308 --> 00:38:29,552
Oh, uh, uh I'm not imaginary.
Ah I'm Butters.

648
00:38:29,812 --> 00:38:30,856
What's a "Butters"?

649
00:38:30,976 --> 00:38:33,640
The Mayor brought him and some
other kids into Imaginationland

650
00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:35,530
before the terrorist attack.

651
00:38:35,650 --> 00:38:37,261
So you came from the real world

652
00:38:37,381 --> 00:38:39,546
at precisely the same
time as the terrorists!

653
00:38:39,666 --> 00:38:41,314
That seems like quite a coincidence!

654
00:38:41,574 --> 00:38:43,938
I, well I was just
playing with my friends,

655
00:38:44,058 --> 00:38:45,401
and wu-we caught a leprechaun,
and then this guy-

656
00:38:45,661 --> 00:38:48,000
You caught the Leprechaun? Take him!

657
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:50,948
Perseus!
He's not against us snarf snarf!

658
00:38:54,833 --> 00:38:57,079
Talk to me! What's going on?

659
00:38:57,339 --> 00:39:00,458
Something is... coming through
the gate from the other side.

660
00:39:09,842 --> 00:39:10,843
What is it?

661
00:39:11,318 --> 00:39:14,159
It's like a... half man half bear!

662
00:39:14,279 --> 00:39:15,389
And half pig!

663
00:39:17,372 --> 00:39:22,194
Oh! No, no wait!
It's like a half bear half manpig!

664
00:39:23,991 --> 00:39:25,056
Look out!

665
00:39:26,076 --> 00:39:29,970
No! I think it's more like a half man,
and half pigbear!

666
00:39:30,744 --> 00:39:33,394
Reverse the doorway!
Send it back through!

667
00:39:36,378 --> 00:39:37,438
Kyle!

668
00:39:58,469 --> 00:40:02,144
Please! I didn't help the terrorists
get into Imaginationland! Honest!

669
00:40:02,404 --> 00:40:04,438
That is for the Council
of Nine to decide!

670
00:40:05,023 --> 00:40:07,094
Don't worry, kid,
the Council of Nine consists of

671
00:40:07,214 --> 00:40:08,313
some of the most highly-regarded

672
00:40:08,433 --> 00:40:10,903
imaginary characters
in all Imaginationland.

673
00:40:12,483 --> 00:40:15,533
Fellow Council,
these are indeed dark times.

674
00:40:15,793 --> 00:40:18,742
The evil forces amass
at our gates as we speak.

675
00:40:18,942 --> 00:40:20,997
Zeus believes we should evacuate.

676
00:40:21,469 --> 00:40:23,530
Yes. Their power outmatches ours.

677
00:40:23,650 --> 00:40:26,293
If they are giving us a chance
to leave we must take it!

678
00:40:26,553 --> 00:40:28,379
And what say you, Morpheus?

679
00:40:28,905 --> 00:40:31,232
How are we to know
that they will let us go?

680
00:40:31,352 --> 00:40:32,717
Their offer could be a trap.

681
00:40:33,204 --> 00:40:35,568
Perhaps we must flee
to the Temple of Alderon.

682
00:40:35,688 --> 00:40:37,555
Surely they wouldn't chase us there.

683
00:40:37,815 --> 00:40:38,848
No, we can't.

684
00:40:39,108 --> 00:40:41,139
Come on, you guys, this is our home.

685
00:40:41,259 --> 00:40:44,353
We have to fight,
to keep it the way it was meant to be.

686
00:40:44,613 --> 00:40:47,606
I'm with Jesus. The evil characters
aren't going to just us go.

687
00:40:51,245 --> 00:40:54,196
That may be,
Popeye, but we don't have a choice!

688
00:40:56,333 --> 00:40:58,504
Forgive my intrusion,
Council of Nine,

689
00:40:58,624 --> 00:41:01,162
but this boy has infiltrated
from the real world.

690
00:41:01,961 --> 00:41:03,462
Bring him here!

691
00:41:06,353 --> 00:41:07,353
Clear!

692
00:41:12,980 --> 00:41:15,760
I'm sorry. He's gone.

693
00:41:18,856 --> 00:41:20,549
Kyle's... dead?

694
00:41:21,753 --> 00:41:24,018
Damnit. Damnit!

695
00:41:24,739 --> 00:41:26,937
No! Kyle can't die.

696
00:41:27,197 --> 00:41:28,747
I'm sorry, young man.

697
00:41:30,891 --> 00:41:31,891
Kyle?

698
00:41:32,921 --> 00:41:37,531
Well... at least now he doesn't
have to suck anyone's balls.

699
00:41:39,049 --> 00:41:40,375
No!

700
00:41:40,805 --> 00:41:43,231
No, he has a strong heart!
He wants to live!

701
00:41:43,351 --> 00:41:45,351
Come on, Kyle! Come on, buddy!

702
00:41:47,830 --> 00:41:49,649
He's gone, little boy.

703
00:41:50,137 --> 00:41:51,675
Zap him again! Do it!

704
00:41:51,795 --> 00:41:53,395
- Charging.
- Do it!

705
00:41:55,624 --> 00:41:58,174
- Come on buddy. Come on buddy.
- Clear.

706
00:42:01,452 --> 00:42:02,752
Get out of here!

707
00:42:06,467 --> 00:42:10,314
Godamnit Kyle, you never walked away
from anything in your life! Now fight!

708
00:42:10,574 --> 00:42:12,733
Fight! Fight! Right now!

709
00:42:13,705 --> 00:42:16,654
Fight! Fight! Fight!

710
00:42:27,036 --> 00:42:28,786
Give him some air.

711
00:42:29,014 --> 00:42:31,364
There, easy. Breathe easy.

712
00:42:31,887 --> 00:42:32,888
He's okay.

713
00:42:33,629 --> 00:42:35,479
He can still suck my balls!

714
00:42:36,067 --> 00:42:39,467
Let's get him some lemon
and some chopsticks, right away!

715
00:42:41,855 --> 00:42:46,100
I believe this child was brought
into Imaginationland for a reason.

716
00:42:46,517 --> 00:42:48,727
Perhaps the Mayor
knew something we don't.

717
00:42:48,987 --> 00:42:52,106
What are you saying, Aslan? That if
we are to take back control, we might-?

718
00:42:52,366 --> 00:42:56,283
Yes. If we are to take back
control from the evil forces,

719
00:42:56,483 --> 00:42:58,726
this little boy might be the key.

720
00:42:59,206 --> 00:43:00,687
Aw, I'm the key?

721
00:43:00,807 --> 00:43:03,784
Could I not be the key, Morpheus?
I don't wanna be the key.

722
00:43:04,044 --> 00:43:06,147
If you ever wanna see
your home again, little boy,

723
00:43:06,267 --> 00:43:07,997
you'll have to rise
to this challenge.

724
00:43:08,257 --> 00:43:10,254
But I, but I'm supposed
to be at school right now,

725
00:43:10,374 --> 00:43:14,044
and instead, I got Snarf and Popeye
and Luke Skywalker all pissed off...

726
00:43:14,304 --> 00:43:16,964
It is a dark time for all of us,
young boy.

727
00:43:17,224 --> 00:43:19,864
But know that if
you believe in yourself,

728
00:43:19,984 --> 00:43:22,234
everything will turn out all right.

729
00:43:29,144 --> 00:43:31,682
Sir? Are you sure about this?

730
00:43:31,882 --> 00:43:33,373
We have no choice.

731
00:43:33,573 --> 00:43:36,738
Terrorists have attacked us
where we are most vulnerable.

732
00:43:36,858 --> 00:43:38,485
There's no other option.

733
00:43:38,963 --> 00:43:41,589
We have to nuke our imagination.

734
00:43:51,630 --> 00:43:52,830
Wake up, Kyle.

735
00:44:54,445 --> 00:44:55,445
<i></i>

736
00:44:56,144 --> 00:44:57,147
Back it up!

737
00:44:58,643 --> 00:44:59,643
Look!

738
00:44:59,763 --> 00:45:01,026
Right there!

739
00:45:01,286 --> 00:45:02,361
See that?

740
00:45:02,621 --> 00:45:03,626
<i></i>

741
00:45:04,140 --> 00:45:06,031
What does that look like to you?

742
00:45:06,418 --> 00:45:08,108
It's ManBearPig!

743
00:45:08,686 --> 00:45:10,336
I told you it was real!

744
00:45:10,579 --> 00:45:11,629
Look again!

745
00:45:13,881 --> 00:45:17,819
There! Half man,
half bear, and half pig!

746
00:45:18,387 --> 00:45:19,461
Do you see it?

747
00:45:20,093 --> 00:45:22,006
Yes, we see it, Mr. Gore.

748
00:45:22,266 --> 00:45:24,051
Something big is going on,

749
00:45:24,171 --> 00:45:26,739
and the American people
need to know what!

750
00:45:26,859 --> 00:45:27,859
I'm off!

751
00:45:37,033 --> 00:45:39,565
The final battle is about to begin.

752
00:45:40,056 --> 00:45:44,987
At this very moment, the evil imaginary
characters are marching toward us.

753
00:45:46,279 --> 00:45:48,505
<i>They come by the thousands.</i>

754
00:45:48,931 --> 00:45:52,508
<i>And they will not rest
until they have killed us all.</i>

755
00:45:53,233 --> 00:45:56,707
- This is gonna be fun, huh?
- Yeah!

756
00:45:57,599 --> 00:46:01,128
And so we prepare
for a battle we cannot win.

757
00:46:02,915 --> 00:46:05,812
<i>Sweet and cuddly
imaginary characters,</i>

758
00:46:05,932 --> 00:46:08,285
<i>many who have never held a weapon,</i>

759
00:46:08,405 --> 00:46:10,793
<i>must now fight for their very lives.</i>

760
00:46:12,921 --> 00:46:14,979
<i>But fight against them, we must.</i>

761
00:46:15,099 --> 00:46:17,988
<i>For darkness cannot
take over Imaginationland.</i>

762
00:46:19,934 --> 00:46:24,485
That my child, is why we need you.

763
00:46:29,229 --> 00:46:32,242
But... I don't...
I really don't think that I can-

764
00:46:32,502 --> 00:46:35,652
With your help on the battlefield,
we have a chance.

765
00:46:36,364 --> 00:46:39,208
Why I'm just a dumb kid!
What can I do?

766
00:46:39,468 --> 00:46:40,831
Young boy,

767
00:46:40,951 --> 00:46:44,935
you have a power here
that you have yet to understand.

768
00:46:48,935 --> 00:46:51,011


769
00:46:52,433 --> 00:46:55,636
He's recovering, but there's
been some trauma to his brain.

770
00:46:55,756 --> 00:46:58,786
The boy says he's been
hearing imaginary voices.

771
00:47:00,888 --> 00:47:01,888
<i>Hello?</i>

772
00:47:02,625 --> 00:47:04,377
<i>Hello? Anybody?</i>

773
00:47:06,129 --> 00:47:07,129
Stan?

774
00:47:07,776 --> 00:47:08,776
<i>Hello?</i>

775
00:47:09,982 --> 00:47:11,115
Stan?

776
00:47:11,375 --> 00:47:13,781
Good morning, Kyle.
How are we feeling?

777
00:47:13,901 --> 00:47:15,786
- Cartman, what's happened?
- What's happened?

778
00:47:16,046 --> 00:47:17,046
Well, let's see:

779
00:47:17,166 --> 00:47:19,640
You bet me that I couldn't
prove leprechauns were real.

780
00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:23,001
And if I could prove it,
you had to suck my balls, I believe.

781
00:47:23,261 --> 00:47:25,003
No, I mean what happened
at the Pentagon?

782
00:47:25,263 --> 00:47:26,805
You just rest, Kyle.

783
00:47:26,925 --> 00:47:29,883
Look what I made for you. A sundae.

784
00:47:30,143 --> 00:47:33,328
It has hot fudge and whipped
cream and a cherry- but...

785
00:47:33,448 --> 00:47:35,986
I feel like something is missing;
don't you, Kyle?

786
00:47:36,106 --> 00:47:40,310
What else belongs on a sundae besides
hot fudge and whipped cream, let's see.

787
00:47:41,655 --> 00:47:43,356
Hot fudge, whipped cream,

788
00:47:43,476 --> 00:47:45,774
what else belongs on a sundae, Kyle?

789
00:47:46,034 --> 00:47:49,946
What else goes on a sundae besides
hot fudge, whipped cream, and...

790
00:47:50,301 --> 00:47:51,613
Oh, that's right!

791
00:47:51,873 --> 00:47:53,407
My balls!

792
00:47:53,667 --> 00:47:56,326
Cartman, what is going on out there?
What happened to Stan?

793
00:47:56,764 --> 00:47:59,410
Oh, he got sucked through that portal
thing and they're gonna nuke it now.

794
00:47:59,530 --> 00:48:01,707
So are you all set for
your big photo shoot, Kyle?

795
00:48:01,967 --> 00:48:03,459
Wait, what do you mean?
Stan's in danger?

796
00:48:03,719 --> 00:48:05,335
Don't try to change
the subject, Kyle.

797
00:48:05,595 --> 00:48:07,867
You've done a really good
job of trying to get out of this bet,

798
00:48:07,987 --> 00:48:09,957
but it's finally time to settle.

799
00:48:10,077 --> 00:48:13,802
Get ready for your sundae, Kyle.
With extra nuts.

800
00:48:16,585 --> 00:48:19,141
Aslan, the evil characters
are almost here!

801
00:48:19,401 --> 00:48:22,126
Get everyone to the battlefield!
Defend the castle walls!

802
00:48:22,246 --> 00:48:24,772
Quickly young boy,
we need your powers now!

803
00:48:24,892 --> 00:48:27,065
What powers? I don't understand.

804
00:48:27,325 --> 00:48:30,214
You are real. You are a creator.

805
00:48:30,516 --> 00:48:33,951
That means you can imagine
things into existence here.

806
00:48:34,633 --> 00:48:35,767
I... I can?

807
00:48:36,012 --> 00:48:39,019
Santa Claus was killed
in the terrorist attack.

808
00:48:39,219 --> 00:48:42,769
The first thing we need
is for you to bring him back.

809
00:48:43,124 --> 00:48:45,841
- How?
- You just have to focus your mind.

810
00:48:45,961 --> 00:48:48,010
Imagine Santa and nothing else.

811
00:48:48,130 --> 00:48:50,672
How am I supposed to focus
with all this crap going on?

812
00:48:50,932 --> 00:48:54,468
Think only of one thing.
Imagine it. Believe in it.

813
00:48:54,728 --> 00:48:58,222
Whatever is most prominent
in your mind will come to be.

814
00:49:02,954 --> 00:49:04,004
Butters!

815
00:49:04,124 --> 00:49:06,875
You are grounded, mister!
You hear me?

816
00:49:07,259 --> 00:49:08,636
Grounded!

817
00:49:09,982 --> 00:49:11,629
No, nonono, no no no!

818
00:49:12,871 --> 00:49:15,161
What are you doing? We need Santa!

819
00:49:15,361 --> 00:49:16,385
I'm trying!

820
00:49:16,505 --> 00:49:19,618
Come on, kid, imagine Santa!
Believe in Santa!

821
00:49:19,878 --> 00:49:21,954
You must believe in Santa!

822
00:49:22,214 --> 00:49:24,442
Believe in Santa! Right now!

823
00:49:29,846 --> 00:49:32,105
Kevin, can I get some more
bounce off that too, 'kay?

824
00:49:32,225 --> 00:49:33,982
Let's just go with a 5 6 8 split.

825
00:49:34,102 --> 00:49:36,927
Cartman, will you shut up?
I'm trying to find out what's going on.

826
00:49:37,187 --> 00:49:39,346
<i>A new terrorist attack
seems to have taken place.</i>

827
00:49:39,606 --> 00:49:41,682
This time, in our imagination.

828
00:49:42,324 --> 00:49:45,045
<i>Al Gore brought this video
to the public's attention,</i>

829
00:49:45,165 --> 00:49:48,814
<i>sparking demands by everyone who
wants to know exactly what's going on.</i>

830
00:49:49,282 --> 00:49:53,367
We were hoping to keep this quiet
until it was all over, but,

831
00:49:53,624 --> 00:49:57,792
two days ago there was a terrorist
attack on our imagination,

832
00:49:57,992 --> 00:50:01,524
and now our imaginations
are running wild.

833
00:50:03,755 --> 00:50:07,040
Our imaginations are running
wild and we weren't told?

834
00:50:07,300 --> 00:50:08,645
By attacking our imagination

835
00:50:08,765 --> 00:50:11,134
the terrorists have found
our most vulnerable spot.

836
00:50:11,254 --> 00:50:13,194
And we've determined
that the best course of action

837
00:50:13,314 --> 00:50:15,215
is to nuke our imagination.

838
00:50:16,622 --> 00:50:19,595
Is nuking our imagination
really prudent?

839
00:50:19,855 --> 00:50:23,557
Aren't there other, more peaceful ways
to get our imagination under control?

840
00:50:24,020 --> 00:50:28,103
Couldn't we trying sending Kurt Russell
into a portal to our imagination and-

841
00:50:28,363 --> 00:50:32,107
We tried that! And Kurt Russell
was raped by Christmas Critters!

842
00:50:33,983 --> 00:50:34,983
A-ooch.

843
00:50:36,944 --> 00:50:40,684
The Pentagon claims that because
imaginary things are not real,

844
00:50:40,884 --> 00:50:43,827
the military doesn't need
Senate approval to nuke them.

845
00:50:44,197 --> 00:50:45,733
That's bullcrap, man!

846
00:50:45,853 --> 00:50:47,956
You can't nuke our imagination!

847
00:50:48,216 --> 00:50:50,786
Don't nuke our imagination bro!

848
00:50:52,433 --> 00:50:55,669
Mike, does the military have
the authority to nuke our imagination?

849
00:50:55,789 --> 00:50:59,038
Clearly they don't, Steven, and they're
gonna have a big problem because

850
00:50:59,158 --> 00:51:01,301
state government has
already set a precedent

851
00:51:01,421 --> 00:51:03,303
that imaginary characters are real.

852
00:51:03,423 --> 00:51:06,435
I cite a famous case of Cartman v.
Broflovski

853
00:51:06,635 --> 00:51:09,839
in which a U.S. court found
for the plaintiff who saw a leprechaun.

854
00:51:09,959 --> 00:51:13,440
Yes, I believe the defendant had to
suck the plaintiff's balls in that case.

855
00:51:13,700 --> 00:51:16,568
- <i>That's right, Steven, yeah.</i>
- Oh, for the love of God!

856
00:51:16,961 --> 00:51:19,131
<i>Hello? Can anybody hear me?</i>

857
00:51:19,425 --> 00:51:21,343
Stan! Dude, is that you?

858
00:51:22,883 --> 00:51:25,566
<i>Kyle? Where are you?
I don't see you.</i>

859
00:51:25,833 --> 00:51:29,983
No, I'm not there. I'm at a hospital.
I'm hearing you in my imagination.

860
00:51:31,596 --> 00:51:34,503
- <i>Oh that makes sense.</i>
- Dude, what's happening?

861
00:51:35,453 --> 00:51:37,711
I'm in like a gumdrop forest.

862
00:51:37,911 --> 00:51:41,968
I just saw Strawberry Shortcake
tied up and dead with pee in her eye.

863
00:51:44,214 --> 00:51:48,100
Wait, hang on. I think something
really big is about to go down.

864
00:51:52,050 --> 00:51:55,873
- The evil characters are here.
- Defend Castle Sunshine.

865
00:52:19,604 --> 00:52:20,776
There's no time left!

866
00:52:20,896 --> 00:52:24,934
You have to get control of your
imagination and bring Santa back now!

867
00:52:25,054 --> 00:52:27,347
Santa. Santa.

868
00:52:27,607 --> 00:52:31,017
Think. Jolly old Santa.
Red suit, white beard.

869
00:52:31,277 --> 00:52:33,678
Red suit, white beard...

870
00:52:33,895 --> 00:52:35,081
Santa!

871
00:52:40,975 --> 00:52:43,864
How does that look? Can you
see my balls and the sundae in frame?

872
00:52:44,254 --> 00:52:47,367
<i>A shocking new development
in the nuking of imagination!</i>

873
00:52:47,911 --> 00:52:50,159
The Supreme Court has
ruled with the military

874
00:52:50,279 --> 00:52:52,716
that imaginary things
are officially not real,

875
00:52:52,836 --> 00:52:55,517
and therefore no approval
is needed to nuke them.

876
00:52:55,637 --> 00:52:57,298
- Thank you.
- Oh no.

877
00:52:57,418 --> 00:53:01,373
This of course overturns any
imagination-based verdicts in the past,

878
00:53:01,493 --> 00:53:04,718
including the famous Cartman v.
Broflovski ballsucking case.

879
00:53:05,570 --> 00:53:06,570
What?

880
00:53:06,690 --> 00:53:09,880
So it appears the military
is ready to proceed with its operation,

881
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:11,268
one they are calling

882
00:53:11,388 --> 00:53:15,020
"Operation Nuke the Imagination
Through the Imagination Doorway."

883
00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:17,321
<i>Kyle? What's happening?</i>

884
00:53:17,521 --> 00:53:19,747
The government is gonna
nuke Imaginationland.

885
00:53:19,867 --> 00:53:21,631
<i>What? You can't let them do that!</i>

886
00:53:21,751 --> 00:53:24,980
- What am I supposed to do?
- <i>Dude, you have to stall them!</i>

887
00:53:25,100 --> 00:53:26,904
<i>Uh oh, what is that?</i>

888
00:53:27,104 --> 00:53:29,356
<i>Hey! Get out of here!
Leave me alone!</i>

889
00:53:29,476 --> 00:53:30,975
Stan? Stan?

890
00:53:33,049 --> 00:53:34,080
Where are you going?

891
00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:36,272
I'm going to try to save Stan
and Butters from getting nuked!

892
00:53:36,392 --> 00:53:38,568
Okay, but you you have to
suck my balls first real quick.

893
00:53:38,688 --> 00:53:40,712
No I don't!
The decision was overturned.

894
00:53:41,312 --> 00:53:44,552
- We had a deal, Kyle!
- Yeah, that leprechauns were real!

895
00:53:44,672 --> 00:53:47,323
And the government just declared they
aren't technically real, so I was right!

896
00:53:47,443 --> 00:53:49,916
It's over!
I don't have to suck your balls!

897
00:53:50,036 --> 00:53:51,730
It isn't over!

898
00:53:53,066 --> 00:53:54,629
It isn't over, Kyle!

899
00:53:54,829 --> 00:53:58,188
I have not waited this long to see
you weasel your way out of this bet!

900
00:53:58,748 --> 00:54:00,014
Go ahead and go.

901
00:54:00,134 --> 00:54:02,475
But I swear on my life!

902
00:54:02,675 --> 00:54:04,525
Before this day is over!

903
00:54:04,797 --> 00:54:06,988
You, will, suck my balls!

904
00:54:08,536 --> 00:54:10,282
I swear it!

905
00:54:20,629 --> 00:54:23,213
I need more spinach for Popeye!

906
00:54:25,737 --> 00:54:27,574
I got one. I got him.

907
00:54:27,774 --> 00:54:28,774
Hey there.

908
00:54:31,051 --> 00:54:32,055
Yeah!

909
00:54:34,067 --> 00:54:37,352
We're losing the battle!
There are simply too many of them!

910
00:54:37,612 --> 00:54:41,314
- Then the day is lost.
- Wait! Aslan, look!

911
00:54:42,486 --> 00:54:44,442
What? What happened?

912
00:54:45,207 --> 00:54:46,570
You did it, kid!

913
00:54:46,830 --> 00:54:49,281
Quickly Santa!
They need you on the battlefield!

914
00:54:49,751 --> 00:54:52,267
Huh? Oh, all right.

915
00:54:53,670 --> 00:54:55,495
Make way for Santa!

916
00:55:01,339 --> 00:55:03,837
Now you see your potential,
young creator.

917
00:55:04,097 --> 00:55:07,883
But there is still much more we need
from you if we are to win this day!

918
00:55:12,397 --> 00:55:14,340
This area is restricted, little boy.

919
00:55:14,460 --> 00:55:16,266
Please, I need to talk
to the people inside.

920
00:55:16,526 --> 00:55:17,559
They can't set off that nuke.

921
00:55:17,819 --> 00:55:20,103
Get behind the line
with the other protesters!

922
00:55:21,281 --> 00:55:24,284
No nukes in our imagination, bro!

923
00:55:26,119 --> 00:55:28,441
You don't understand!
My friend is in Imaginationland!

924
00:55:28,561 --> 00:55:29,652
I can hear him in my head!

925
00:55:29,772 --> 00:55:33,572
You pot-smoking hippies aren't
getting through here, so back off!

926
00:55:34,127 --> 00:55:35,823
Stop that nuke!

927
00:55:36,023 --> 00:55:37,711
Stop that nuke!

928
00:55:37,911 --> 00:55:39,497
Stop that nuke!

929
00:55:39,757 --> 00:55:41,719
What's going on here?

930
00:55:44,345 --> 00:55:46,198
The military has to do this!

931
00:55:46,318 --> 00:55:48,968
It's their only way
to kill ManBearPig.

932
00:55:59,245 --> 00:56:03,195
Good, Butters. Now imagine
some more archers on the castle walls!

933
00:56:04,824 --> 00:56:06,858
Aslan! We're losing the battle!

934
00:56:07,118 --> 00:56:10,132
We managed to fight off
the vampires and werewolves, but...

935
00:56:10,252 --> 00:56:13,406
now our troops are being
shot down by the Cavity Creeps.

936
00:56:13,666 --> 00:56:15,408
Cavity Creeps?

937
00:56:15,668 --> 00:56:18,954
We make holes in teeth!
We make holes in teeth!

938
00:56:19,567 --> 00:56:23,792
- What can destroy the Cavity Creeps?
- Only Crest Gel with Tartar Control.

939
00:56:24,052 --> 00:56:26,795
Quickly! You must imagine
a giant Crest Gel!

940
00:56:30,162 --> 00:56:31,162
Yes!

941
00:56:32,344 --> 00:56:36,209
His powers are getting stronger.
We might just have a chance here.

942
00:56:36,409 --> 00:56:38,223
<i>Aslan, we've captured a spy!</i>

943
00:56:38,483 --> 00:56:40,433
He was sneaking around
the Gumdrop Forest!

944
00:56:40,693 --> 00:56:43,395
Stan! Hey look,
I imagined Stan here!

945
00:56:43,655 --> 00:56:47,190
No, no! I got sucked through Operation
Imagination Doorway at the Pentagon.

946
00:56:47,726 --> 00:56:50,076
Project Imagination Doorway?

947
00:56:50,556 --> 00:56:54,948
Nevermind! The battle is almost won!
We can deal with him later.

948
00:56:55,208 --> 00:56:57,278
No, you don't understand.
There's a nuke.

949
00:56:57,398 --> 00:56:59,577
The government is about
to level this entire place.

950
00:56:59,837 --> 00:57:00,996
What?

951
00:57:01,256 --> 00:57:03,491
Why would they nuke Imaginationland?

952
00:57:03,611 --> 00:57:05,667
So the terrorists can't
ever use it against us again.

953
00:57:05,927 --> 00:57:08,138
We can get Imaginationland
under control;

954
00:57:08,258 --> 00:57:10,130
the Chosen One just needs more time!

955
00:57:10,673 --> 00:57:13,773
- The Chosen One?
- Yeah, it turns out I'm the Key.

956
00:57:14,709 --> 00:57:17,012
<i>Missile launch sequence initiated.</i>

957
00:57:17,272 --> 00:57:20,140
All right, people,
I want this nuking done by the books.

958
00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:22,218
- Sir, we have a security breach!
- What?

959
00:57:22,338 --> 00:57:25,311
There's an Unauthorized Entry Alert,
it's coming from Sector 2!

960
00:57:25,571 --> 00:57:26,980
Sector 2?

961
00:57:31,026 --> 00:57:35,155
What the hell do you think you're doing
declaring leprechauns aren't real?

962
00:57:35,415 --> 00:57:36,281
What?

963
00:57:36,541 --> 00:57:39,290
You just can't declare
that imaginary things aren't real!

964
00:57:39,410 --> 00:57:40,798
Who are you to say what's real?

965
00:57:40,918 --> 00:57:44,164
Think about it: is blue real?
Is love really real?

966
00:57:44,424 --> 00:57:48,501
Imaginary things are things made up
by people, like Santa and Rudolph.

967
00:57:48,761 --> 00:57:52,380
Yeah, and they detract from real things,
like Jesus.

968
00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:54,632
Maybe Jesus is imaginary too.

969
00:57:54,892 --> 00:57:57,719
Oh, you'd better not say that!
You'll go to hell!

970
00:57:57,979 --> 00:58:00,305
It's possible that hell
is also imaginary.

971
00:58:00,565 --> 00:58:04,976
So then, we're about to nuke hell...
that's a good thing, right?

972
00:58:05,236 --> 00:58:07,520
Hell yeah,
that's a good thing, yeah.

973
00:58:07,780 --> 00:58:10,607
What if heaven is imaginary?
We'd be nuking heaven.

974
00:58:10,867 --> 00:58:13,234
- Yeah, but it wouldn't be real.
- So it'd be all right.

975
00:58:13,494 --> 00:58:15,812
Look, maybe they're
all part of the same thing.

976
00:58:15,932 --> 00:58:18,516
Santa and Jesus
and hell and leprechauns.

977
00:58:18,636 --> 00:58:20,950
Maybe they're all real
in the same way, right?

978
00:58:21,210 --> 00:58:23,255
Santa Claus and leprechauns
are imaginary,

979
00:58:23,375 --> 00:58:25,330
but Jesus and hell are real!

980
00:58:25,590 --> 00:58:28,541
- Then, what about Buddha?
- Well of course he's imaginary!

981
00:58:28,801 --> 00:58:31,466
Aw, see? Now you're
being intolerant, Tom.

982
00:58:31,586 --> 00:58:33,171
Am I real?

983
00:58:33,431 --> 00:58:34,447
All right, enough!

984
00:58:34,567 --> 00:58:37,425
Keep that kid out of the way and
let's get back to the nuking at hand!

985
00:58:37,685 --> 00:58:39,928
No! Leprechauns are real, Goddamnit!

986
00:58:43,140 --> 00:58:44,140
<i>Kyle?</i>

987
00:58:44,944 --> 00:58:47,616
- <i>Kyle, what happened?</i>
- Nothing.

988
00:58:47,816 --> 00:58:49,416
- <i>What?</i>
- Nothing happened!

989
00:58:49,536 --> 00:58:51,164
There's nothing I can do!

990
00:58:51,284 --> 00:58:54,140
<i>Dude, you can't let
the government fire off that nuke!</i>

991
00:58:54,260 --> 00:58:57,320
They say they can do whatever they want
because imaginary things aren't real!

992
00:58:57,440 --> 00:59:00,113
<i>Well you have to convince
them they are real!</i>

993
00:59:00,233 --> 00:59:02,296
No way, dude,
then I'd have to suck Cartman's balls.

994
00:59:02,416 --> 00:59:04,953
<i>Whatever it takes,
you have to do it, all right?</i>

995
00:59:05,213 --> 00:59:07,372
<i>Hang on, Kyle,
Jesus wants to talk to you.</i>

996
00:59:07,632 --> 00:59:08,632
Huh?

997
00:59:09,373 --> 00:59:12,776
- <i>Hello, Kyle? This is Jesus.</i>
- Oh boy...

998
00:59:12,976 --> 00:59:14,986
<i>What seems to be the problem,
my child?</i>

999
00:59:15,106 --> 00:59:16,643
Jesus, I can't do anything.

1000
00:59:16,763 --> 00:59:19,884
I'm just a fourth grader
going against the entire government.

1001
00:59:21,816 --> 00:59:23,382
Uh, hello? Jesus?

1002
00:59:23,809 --> 00:59:27,287
<i>No eh,
hey Kyle, this is Luke Skywalker.</i>

1003
00:59:28,195 --> 00:59:30,589
<i>Look, I know this seems
like an impossible task,</i>

1004
00:59:30,709 --> 00:59:32,964
<i> but do you remember when
I brought down the Death Star?</i>

1005
00:59:33,084 --> 00:59:35,792
<i>I mean, that seemed
impossible too, right?</i>

1006
00:59:35,992 --> 00:59:37,049
Yeah, I guess.

1007
00:59:37,169 --> 00:59:41,419
<i>Okay, now hold on, because Superman
is here and he wants to say something.</i>

1008
00:59:41,663 --> 00:59:44,838
- <i>Kyle, this is Superman.</i>
- Hi, Superman.

1009
00:59:45,038 --> 00:59:47,766
<i>I know that saving people
can be a big responsibility,</i>

1010
00:59:47,886 --> 00:59:50,091
<i>but no matter what it takes,
it's worth it.</i>

1011
00:59:50,211 --> 00:59:52,344
- I know.
- <i>You can do this, Kyle.</i>

1012
00:59:52,464 --> 00:59:54,616
<i>Now hang on, because
Hercules wants to talk to you.</i>

1013
00:59:54,736 --> 00:59:56,881
- Oh God...
- <i>Yes, God is here too.</i>

1014
00:59:57,001 --> 01:00:00,051
<i>He's gonna talk to you
right after Captain Crunch.</i>

1015
01:00:07,294 --> 01:00:09,142
Popeye, I need some help here!

1016
01:00:09,402 --> 01:00:12,270
Popeye is being raped
by Christmas Critters.

1017
01:00:16,418 --> 01:00:18,225
Hey, what is that?

1018
01:00:22,321 --> 01:00:24,449
More spinach for Popeye!

1019
01:00:26,902 --> 01:00:29,078
Imagine an M60 for Jesus!

1020
01:00:30,622 --> 01:00:31,622
All right!

1021
01:00:33,968 --> 01:00:37,483
The boy is doing it!
Everything is going to be okay!

1022
01:00:39,260 --> 01:00:41,341
<i>Missile launch in one minute.</i>

1023
01:00:41,838 --> 01:00:44,767
Goddamnit, you stupid assholes
are going to ruin everything!

1024
01:00:44,887 --> 01:00:46,137
Prepare for launch...

1025
01:00:46,397 --> 01:00:48,270
- Sir, we have a security breach!
- What?

1026
01:00:48,390 --> 01:00:51,267
There's an Unauthorized Entry Alert,
it's coming from Sector 2!

1027
01:00:51,527 --> 01:00:52,977
Sector 2?

1028
01:00:56,240 --> 01:00:58,858
- Kyle?
- The hell are you doing back here?

1029
01:00:59,118 --> 01:01:00,803
Listen, you don't have to do this!

1030
01:01:00,923 --> 01:01:02,987
Our imaginations aren't
running wild anymore.

1031
01:01:03,247 --> 01:01:06,324
Why is it so easy for children
to break into the Pentagon?

1032
01:01:06,749 --> 01:01:07,951
You have to stop!

1033
01:01:08,392 --> 01:01:12,008
If I'm not mistaken, you're the one
who bet that leprechauns weren't real.

1034
01:01:12,128 --> 01:01:15,357
- So why do you care what happens?
- Because I- I...

1035
01:01:16,164 --> 01:01:17,164
Um...

1036
01:01:17,284 --> 01:01:19,534
Because I think... they are real.

1037
01:01:20,053 --> 01:01:21,348
It's all real.

1038
01:01:21,609 --> 01:01:24,789
Think about it. Haven't
Luke Skywalker and Santa Claus

1039
01:01:24,909 --> 01:01:27,595
affected your lives more
than most real people in this room?

1040
01:01:28,707 --> 01:01:31,135
I mean, whether Jesus
is real or not, he...

1041
01:01:31,255 --> 01:01:33,694
he's had a bigger impact
on the world than any of us have.

1042
01:01:33,814 --> 01:01:37,824
And the same could be said of Bugs
Bunny and Superman and Harry Potter.

1043
01:01:37,944 --> 01:01:41,609
They've changed my life,
changed the way I act on the Earth.

1044
01:01:41,869 --> 01:01:44,028
Doesn't that make
them kind of "real."

1045
01:01:45,287 --> 01:01:49,095
They might be imaginary, but they're
more important than most of us here.

1046
01:01:49,215 --> 01:01:52,294
And they're all gonna be
around long after we're dead.

1047
01:01:52,414 --> 01:01:54,020
So in a way,

1048
01:01:54,220 --> 01:01:56,970
those things are more
realer than any of us.

1049
01:02:07,414 --> 01:02:09,304
Abort the sequence.

1050
01:02:14,819 --> 01:02:16,197
Sir, he was right.

1051
01:02:16,317 --> 01:02:18,938
It does appear that our imaginations
have stopped running wild.

1052
01:02:19,198 --> 01:02:22,317
Do an imaginary sweep.
I need a full imaginary report!

1053
01:02:22,577 --> 01:02:25,149
So Kyle,
imaginary things are real, huh?

1054
01:02:25,269 --> 01:02:28,116
Guess that means
I did win the bet after all.

1055
01:02:28,236 --> 01:02:29,807
And you know what that means, Kyle.

1056
01:02:29,927 --> 01:02:32,924
Just let it go with your fucking
balls already, you fucking asshole!

1057
01:02:33,044 --> 01:02:35,789
Your friends have been in danger and
all you care about it this stupid bet!

1058
01:02:35,909 --> 01:02:37,959
Well I've decided,
Cartman, even if we had a bet,

1059
01:02:38,079 --> 01:02:40,408
that I am never sucking your balls,
you got that?

1060
01:02:40,528 --> 01:02:43,131
They can throw me in jail for
the rest of my life, but I am never

1061
01:02:43,251 --> 01:02:45,882
going to suck your balls, ever!
So there!

1062
01:02:46,142 --> 01:02:48,551
What happened?
Why hasn't the missile gone off?

1063
01:02:48,811 --> 01:02:53,014
- There's been an abort, Mr. Gore.
- No! ManBearPig has to die!

1064
01:02:53,274 --> 01:02:54,432
Oh Jesus, no!

1065
01:03:10,244 --> 01:03:13,659
That's it, Aslan!
The evil characters have fled!

1066
01:03:13,919 --> 01:03:16,131
The day is ours!

1067
01:03:21,460 --> 01:03:22,514
Kyle!

1068
01:03:22,634 --> 01:03:24,670
Fellas! Where'd you come from?

1069
01:03:26,098 --> 01:03:27,590
What is that?

1070
01:03:55,396 --> 01:03:56,396


1071
01:04:15,139 --> 01:04:16,289
He did it!

1072
01:04:17,485 --> 01:04:19,642
Oh look, I'm back!

1073
01:04:20,248 --> 01:04:21,477
Nice going, kid.

1074
01:04:24,281 --> 01:04:27,900
The evil characters!
They're all behind the wall again.

1075
01:04:28,160 --> 01:04:32,539
- Dude! How did you do that, Butters?
- Well I just... used my imagination.

1076
01:04:35,918 --> 01:04:37,874
You know, I really have
learned a lot, you guys.

1077
01:04:37,994 --> 01:04:40,400
What Kyle said about imaginary
things being real and,

1078
01:04:40,520 --> 01:04:43,503
Butters using his imagination?
It makes me think that...

1079
01:04:43,623 --> 01:04:47,295
well maybe we all have
the power to make things a reality.

1080
01:04:49,815 --> 01:04:51,508
Oh, why look, it's me.

1081
01:04:51,919 --> 01:04:52,919
And...

1082
01:04:54,237 --> 01:04:55,634
And there's Kyle.

1083
01:04:55,996 --> 01:04:58,096
And, what's Kyle about to do?

1084
01:04:59,423 --> 01:05:00,670
Cartman, don't!

1085
01:05:00,790 --> 01:05:03,923
O-hoo Kyle!
What are you doing to my balls?

1086
01:05:04,123 --> 01:05:07,064
Oho, look!
It's Kyle sucking my balls!

1087
01:05:07,324 --> 01:05:08,941
- Dude.
- Oh my God.

1088
01:05:09,201 --> 01:05:11,527
Oh Kyle, you are gobbling those balls,
aren't you?

1089
01:05:11,787 --> 01:05:14,739
I told you you would suck my balls
before this was over, didn't I, Kyle?

1090
01:05:14,999 --> 01:05:17,700
That's sick!
Why are you sucking his balls, kid?

1091
01:05:17,960 --> 01:05:20,957
I'm not sucking your balls!
That's imaginary.

1092
01:05:21,077 --> 01:05:24,165
No- Kyle, I believe you said
that imaginary things are real.

1093
01:05:24,425 --> 01:05:25,917
That's true. You did.

1094
01:05:26,177 --> 01:05:27,516
Oh, look at you go, Kyle!

1095
01:05:27,636 --> 01:05:30,087
Oho, you dirty girl!
You love those balls.

1096
01:05:32,930 --> 01:05:37,155
Okay, Kyle, that's enough ballsucking.
We need to get you boys home.

1097
01:05:37,427 --> 01:05:39,719
Oh! Look, Kyle!
You're chocking on my balls!

1098
01:05:39,839 --> 01:05:41,351
Oh, you seem to be recovering now.

1099
01:05:41,471 --> 01:05:44,560
Oh! And you're just diving
in for a second helping! Oh, Kyle!

1100
01:05:47,823 --> 01:05:49,386
I am not sucking Cartman's balls!

1101
01:05:49,506 --> 01:05:52,341
Whatever you imagine to be real,
is real.

1102
01:05:52,912 --> 01:05:54,103
Remember...

1103
01:05:54,418 --> 01:06:00,759
Imagination...

1104
01:06:00,879 --> 01:06:05,440
Imagination...

1105
01:06:05,560 --> 01:06:09,544
Imagination...

1106
01:06:09,664 --> 01:06:14,465
Imagination...

1107
01:06:17,215 --> 01:06:18,991
<i>Butters? Butters!</i>

1108
01:06:19,191 --> 01:06:20,693
Huh? What?

1109
01:06:20,893 --> 01:06:21,893
Oh!

1110
01:06:22,940 --> 01:06:25,643
Oh! It was all just a dream.

1111
01:06:25,903 --> 01:06:29,726
- Come on, Butters, time to get up.
- Oh Dad! I had the craziest dream!

1112
01:06:29,846 --> 01:06:33,693
I saved all of Imaginationland from
running wild after a terrorist attack!

1113
01:06:33,953 --> 01:06:37,154
You were in Imaginationland, Butters!
We've read all about it in the paper!

1114
01:06:39,416 --> 01:06:41,601
The question is, what were
you doing in Imaginationland

1115
01:06:41,721 --> 01:06:44,316
when you were supposed to be helping
your mother clean up the basement?

1116
01:06:44,436 --> 01:06:46,205
You are grounded, mister!

1117
01:06:49,833 --> 01:06:51,419
Wait, I'm not grounded.

1118
01:06:51,679 --> 01:06:53,692
- Oh yes, you are!
- Oh yeah?

1119
01:06:57,070 --> 01:07:00,220
That only works in Imaginationland!
You're grounded!

1120
01:07:02,262 --> 01:07:03,848
Ah shit.