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( bells jangling )
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♪ SLEIGH BELLS RING,
ARE YOU LISTENING? ♪
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♪ IN THE LANE,
SNOW IS GLISTENING ♪
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♪ A BEAUTIFUL SIGHT,
WE'RE HAPPY TONIGHT ♪
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♪ WALKING IN
A WINTER WONDERLAND ♪
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♪ GONE AWAY
IS THE BLUEBIRD ♪
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♪ HERE TO STAY IS
THE NEW BIRD ♪
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♪ HE SINGS A LOVE SONG
AS WE GO ALONG ♪
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♪ WALKING IN
A WINTER WONDERLAND ♪
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♪ IN THE MEADOW, WE CAN
BUILD A SNOWMAN ♪
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♪ THEN PRETEND THAT
HE'S A CIRCUS CLOWN ♪
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♪ WE'LL HAVE LOTS OF FUN
WITH MR. SNOWMAN ♪
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♪ UNTIL THE OTHER KIDDIES
KNOCK HIM DOWN ♪
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♪ SLEIGH BELLS RING,
ARE YOU LISTENING? ♪
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♪ IN THE LANE,
SNOW IS GLISTENING ♪
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♪ A BEAUTIFUL SIGHT,
WE'RE HAPPY TONIGHT ♪
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♪ WALKING IN
A WINTER WONDERLAND ♪
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♪ SLEIGH BELLS RING,
ARE YOU LISTENING? ♪
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♪ IN THE LANE,
SNOW IS GLISTENING ♪
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♪ A BEAUTIFUL SIGHT,
WE'RE HAPPY TONIGHT ♪
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♪ WALKING IN
A WINTER WONDERLAND ♪
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♪ A BEAUTIFUL SIGHT,
WE'RE HAPPY TONIGHT ♪
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♪ WALKING IN
A WINTER WONDERLAND. ♪
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HEY, NICK.
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I HAVE SOMETHING REALLY
WONDERFUL I WANTED TO TELL YOU.
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YOU'RE TOO FAR AWAY.
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SORRY, I'M JUST GONNA
MOVE A LITTLE CLOSER.
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SO MUCH BETTER.
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I WANTED TO
TELL YOU SOMETHING.
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UM, IT'S IMPORTANT.
I, UH...
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NICK, DINNER'S READY!
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NICK?
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HOW CAN YOU
TINKER UP HERE
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WHEN THE AWESOMENESS
OF MY COOKING
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IS WAFTING ITS WAY
THROUGH THE HOUSE?
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NICK?
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WHERE ARE YOU?
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NICK? YOU PROMISED,
NO REINDEER TRAINING
BEFORE DINNER!
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NICK?
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WHOO-HOOO!
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HA! THATSABOY!
COME ON, THATAWAY!
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PULL UP RIGHT ABOUT HERE.
STEP TO THE BEAT, BOYS!
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STEP TO THE BEAT!
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WHOO-HOOO!
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FASTER FASTER FASTER!
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SLOWER. SLOWER! SLOWER.
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THAT'S NOT SLOW.
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ABORT! ABORT!
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ABOOOOOOOORT!
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NOT FUNNY.
SO NOT FUNNY.
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OH, YOU GUYS
THINK THAT'S FUNNY?
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WHAT PART OF "ABORT"
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
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SEND ME THROUGH THE AIR.
LAUGH IT UP, LAUGH IT UP, SNOWY.
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YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY?
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YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY,
BUDDY?
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IT'S NOT FUNNY.
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WHAT IS WITH YOU GUYS?
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YOU KNOW, I WOULDN'T
HAVE TO DO THE TEST RIDE
WITH THE DOGS
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IF YOU WOULD GET AIRBORNE!
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LAUGH IT UP,
YOU LAZY FURBALLS.
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LOOK AT YOU GUYS.
YOU GUYS ARE SUPPOSED TO
BE TRAINING;
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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
PAYING ATTENTION AND TRAINING.
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YOU DON'T THINK
I'LL TAKE THE DOGS?
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OH, I'LL TAKE THE DOGS!
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AND NO MORE SNACKING!
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( belches )
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CUTE.
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- ( belching )
- VERY CUTE.
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( reindeer moans )
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( Nick grunting )
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HOLY-- FAT FARM.
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( electrical whirring )
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( pop music playing )
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Woman:
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.
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SHOULDER, SHOULDER,
ROLL IT.
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AND ONE, DOWN,
TWO, DOWN,
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THREE-- SHOULDER UP,
SHOULDER UP.
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IN YOUR FACE,
IN YOUR FACE.
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SLIDE! HERE WE GO, LADIES.
WORK IT.
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SHOULDER UP, SHOULDER UP.
IN YOUR FACE, IN YOUR FACE.
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SLIDE!
HERE WE GO, LADIES.
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- WORK IT!
- WHOO! WHOO!
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( girls scream )
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( crashing sounds )
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THAT LAST MOVE?
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I CAN TEACH YOU THAT
IF YOU'D LIKE.
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SO WHAT KIND OF PROGRAM
WERE YOU LOOKING FOR?
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IS YOUR GOAL TO LOSE SOME
WEIGHT OR GAIN SOME MUSCLE?
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LOSE WEIGHT.
DEFINITELY TO LOSE WEIGHT.
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- I NEED SOMETHING QUICK.
- LET ME GUESS-- YOU WANT
RESULTS BY CHRISTMAS, RIGHT?
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CHRISTMAS EVE,
TO BE EXACT.
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- THREE DAYS?
- YEAH.
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WELL, I SUPPOSE IT'S POSSIBLE
TO LOSE A FEW POUNDS.
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NO, A FEW POUNDS.
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UM, NOT JUST
A FEW POUNDS.
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MORE LIKE--
MORE LIKE 50 lbs.
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NOT FOR ME.
NO, I GOT THE OLD
ROCK-HARD ABS, YOU KNOW.
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NEED SOME CLOTHES
THAT NEED WASHING?
TIKETA-TIKETA-TIKETA.
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I'M YOUR GUY.
NO, I GOT THESE FRIENDS
WHO ARE SNACKING--
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- MM-HMM.
- --BETWEEN MEALS.
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GRAZING, I SHOULD SAY--
POWER GRAZING,
MORE LIKE IT.
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I MEAN, WE ARE TALKING
ZERO SELF-CONTROL.
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THEIR ATTITUDE SEEMS
TO BE, "WHY STOP AT ONE
BALE OF HAY
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WHEN WE CAN HAVE
THREE BALES OF HAY?"
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NOW WE GOT A PROBLEM,
OKAY?
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BECAUSE NORMALLY IT
TAKES ME ABOUT 20 FEET
OF TARMAC
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TO GET THE OLD
SLEIGH AIRBORNE,
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BUT NOW I CAN
RUN 'EM FLUSH THE LENGTH
OF A FOOTBALL FIELD
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AND THEY WOULD
NOT CLEAR YOUR
GRANDMOTHER'S MISTLETOE.
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MAYBE WE SHOULD SAY
THE PROGRAM'S FOR ME.
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( radio playing jazz )
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MMM.
THIS IS REALLY GOOD,
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IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF.
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I'M REALLY GLAD THAT WE GOT
TO SPEND SOME TIME TOGETHER.
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YOU'RE VERY CUTE
WHEN YOU EAT.
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( turns off radio )
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WITH EVERYTHING
THERE WAS TO DO, BUDDY,
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NICK'S PARENTS ALWAYS
SEEMED TO FIND TIME FOR
EACH OTHER AT CHRISTMAS.
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( dog barking )
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( wind howling )
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( electrical whirring )
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GO ON, GET UP THERE,
YOU NAUGHTY BOY.
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GET PHYSICAL.
COME ON, GET--
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YOU GOTTA GET IN
THE FAT-BURNING ZONE.
YOU'RE NOT BURNING.
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HIT "MANUAL." HIT "MANUAL."
GET IN THE ZONE.
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NICK, WHAT IS ALL THIS?
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AH, SANDY, WE'RE EXERCISING.
WE'RE EXERCISING, RIGHT, GUYS?
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I GOT A TREADMILL,
I GOT MYSELF A STAIRMASTER,
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I GOT MYSELF AN ANTLER-PULL,
I GOT MYSELF A JUMP ROPE.
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( groans )
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WE'RE WORKING ON
THE JUMP ROPE.
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AND AT 11:30,
WE'RE GONNA DO SOME YOGA.
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THEY'RE A LITTLE
IFFY WITH IT. THEY DON'T
LIKE SOME OF THE POSES.
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WON'T DO DOWNWARD DOG.
I DON'T KNOW WHY.
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- THEY WANNA DO
"DOWNWARD DEER."
- NICK!
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YOU WERE GONE FOR HOURS.
I WAS WORRIED ABOUT YOU.
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- I MADE A BIG DINNER--
- YEAH.
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--AND WE WERE GONNA
DECORATE THE TREE.
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YOU KNOW, THIS WAS GONNA
BE OUR CHRISTMAS
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BEFORE THINGS WITH THE REGULAR
CHRISTMAS GOT TOO CRAZY.
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WHAT?
OH, YEAH.
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HONEY, I'M-- I'M SORRY.
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I JUST, YOU KNOW,
I LOST TRACK OF TIME GETTING
ALL THIS EQUIPMENT.
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ALL THIS GYM EQUIPMENT?
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YEAH, I GOTTA PUT
THE GUYS THROUGH BOOT CAMP.
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BOOT CAMP? HOOF CAMP?
HOOF CAMP.
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- 'CAUSE THEY'RE GETTING
TOO FAT TO FLY.
- TOO FAT?
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YEAH, FAT, THEY'RE--
THEY'RE ZAFTIG,
THEY'RE FULL-FIGURED,
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THEY'RE RUBINESQUE,
THEY'RE FAT.
THEY'RE FAT.
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SOMEONE'S BEEN
INDULGING THEIR, MMM,
SWEET TOOTH LATELY.
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RIGHT. AM I RIGHT?
RIGHT.
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AH, SOMEONE? THERE'S ONLY
YOU AND ME UP HERE.
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ARE YOU SAYING THAT
I MADE THE REINDEER FAT?
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NO NO-- YEAH.
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YEAH. I MEAN, NOT
INTENTIONALLY,
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BUT YOU DID INSIST ON
TAKING OVER THE FEEDINGS, SO--
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WELL, I WAS JUST
TRYING TO HELP YOU.
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YOU KNOW, YOU GET
SO OVERWHELMED.
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YEAH, I'M UNDER
A LOT OF PRESSURE. MUSIC!
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WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
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WE NEED MUSIC,
SOMETHING TO MOTIVATE 'EM.
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"DECK THE HALLS WITH"--
"SHAKE YOUR BOOTY"--
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
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"SILENT NIGHT FEVER."
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WHERE'S ALL MY STUFF?
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OH, I--
I STRAIGHTENED UP.
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NO NO NO--
NO STRAIGHTENING.
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SANTA'S MESSY ON PURPOSE
I HAVE EVERYTHING EXACTLY
THE WAY I WANT-- ( gasps )
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- WHERE'S THE BOOK?
- WHAT BOOK?
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THE BOOK? THE BOOK--
THE BOOK.
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THE BIG OLD DUSTY
LEATHER BINDING--
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- OH, THIS BOOK?
- THAT BOOK.
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THIS, SANDY, THIS--
OKAY--
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IS NOT JUST "A" BOOK.
THIS IS "THE" BOOK.
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IT'S THE JOB MANUAL--
EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW
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00:09:05,503 --> 00:09:08,521
ABOUT BEING FATHER CHRISTMAS,
SANTA CLAUS, THE BIG
CHRISTMAS CHEESE,
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JOLLY OLD ST. NICK,
IS IN THIS BOOK--
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00:09:09,824 --> 00:09:11,583
HOW TO FLY THE SLEIGH,
HOW TO SEE THEM WHEN
THEY'RE SLEEPING,
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00:09:11,618 --> 00:09:13,968
HOW TO KNOW WHEN
THEY'RE AWAKE, HOW TO
KNOW IF THEY'VE BEEN GOOD,
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00:09:14,003 --> 00:09:15,728
HOW TO KNOW IF THEY'VE
BEEN-- SWEETHEART?
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00:09:15,764 --> 00:09:17,597
THEY MIGHT BE GOOD,
FOR GOODNESS' SAKE--
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YOU CAN TOUCH
ANYTHING IN HERE.
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WHAT'D I SAY?
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SANDY, COME--
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I'M UNDER A LOT
OF PRESSURE HERE.
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OH, NO, I KNOW.
I HEARD YOU.
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YOU'RE THE BIG
CHRISTMAS CHEESE,
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FATHER CHRISTMAS
AND JOLLY ST. NICK.
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YEAH, BUT IT'S
MY CHRISTMAS TOO.
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YOU KNOW, IT'S OURS,
TOGETHER.
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I PUT EXTRA EGG
IN THE NOG.
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I MEAN, DOESN'T SANTA
GET TO HAVE A CHRISTMAS TOO?
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YES, BUT I'M WORKING,
SO--
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NO. I MEAN,
IT'S MY SECOND CHRISTMAS.
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I GOT BIG BOOTS
TO FILL AND--
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- AND THIS IS
HAPHAZARD TINSEL...
- ( door opens )
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00:09:57,848 --> 00:09:59,389
- ...HANGING--
- ( reindeer bellows )
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BUDDY, UH...
BARN, BUDDY.
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00:10:02,110 --> 00:10:04,277
YOU HEARD ME.
LISTEN, BUDDY--
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00:10:04,313 --> 00:10:06,538
NO, WE'RE NOT FIGHTING,
WE'RE JUST ANNUNCIATING
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00:10:06,573 --> 00:10:07,806
LOUDLY FOR CLARITY PURPOSES.
GIVE US A MINUTE?
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00:10:07,841 --> 00:10:09,415
NOW.
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00:10:09,451 --> 00:10:11,509
( snorts )
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00:10:11,544 --> 00:10:13,670
THANK YOU, BUDDY.
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00:10:13,705 --> 00:10:15,813
YOU KNOW, TONIGHT WAS
REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME.
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00:10:15,848 --> 00:10:17,807
THERE WAS SOMETHING
I WANTED TO TELL YOU.
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00:10:17,842 --> 00:10:20,410
I-- WHEN TINSEL ATTACKS.
ALL RIGHT.
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00:10:20,445 --> 00:10:23,963
WHY DON'T--
WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME NOW?
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00:10:23,998 --> 00:10:25,031
- OKAY.
- OKAY.
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00:10:27,711 --> 00:10:28,434
- OKAY, I'LL TELL YOU
RIGHT NOW.
- OKAY.
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I'M READY.
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00:10:31,764 --> 00:10:33,531
IT DOESN'T FEEL
RIGHT NOW.
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00:10:33,567 --> 00:10:34,231
- YOU'RE NOT GONNA
TELL ME NOW.
- NO.
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00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:35,925
LISTEN,
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YOU KNEW WHAT YOU WERE
GETTING INTO LAST CHRISTMAS
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00:10:38,738 --> 00:10:40,012
WHEN YOU CLIMBED
ABOARD MY SLEIGH.
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00:10:40,047 --> 00:10:41,981
YEAH, I THOUGHT
I DID.
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00:10:42,017 --> 00:10:44,100
THOUGHT YOU DID?
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
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00:10:44,135 --> 00:10:45,051
YOU THINK THIS
WAS A MISTAKE?
219
00:10:45,086 --> 00:10:47,695
NO, IT'S NOT THAT
IT WAS A MISTAKE--
THAT'S CRAZY.
220
00:10:47,731 --> 00:10:49,196
THAT'S NOT WHAT
I'M SAYING.
221
00:10:49,232 --> 00:10:50,899
- WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
- I DON'T KNOW.
222
00:10:50,934 --> 00:10:51,775
YOU DON'T KNOW?
OKAY, WELL, WHEN YOU KNOW,
223
00:10:51,810 --> 00:10:53,685
- LET ME KNOW. OKAY?
- WAIT. WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
224
00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:56,237
- I'M LEAVING.
- WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF
AN ARGUMENT.
225
00:10:56,272 --> 00:10:58,348
- YOU'RE JUST GONNA WALK AWAY?
- I'M GONNA MAKE IT THE END
OF AN ARGUMENT.
226
00:10:58,383 --> 00:10:59,682
OKAY, FINE.
GREAT. GO.
227
00:10:59,717 --> 00:11:01,050
- FINE, I WILL.
- FINE.
228
00:11:01,086 --> 00:11:02,110
- FINE!
- FINE!
229
00:11:02,145 --> 00:11:04,337
- FINE.
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
IF THERE WERE A DOOR HERE,
230
00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:06,189
- I WOULD SO SLAM IT RIGHT NOW.
- WELL, IF THERE WERE
A DOOR HERE,
231
00:11:06,224 --> 00:11:06,706
I WOULD SLAM IT AFTER YOU--
TWICE!
232
00:11:06,741 --> 00:11:09,692
TWICE? WELL, I WOULD OPEN--
I WOULD GET THE DOOR--
233
00:11:09,727 --> 00:11:11,244
- I WON ALREADY.
- DICKY PUDDING.
234
00:11:15,533 --> 00:11:17,708
( reindeer bellowing )
235
00:11:17,744 --> 00:11:20,378
NOT A WORD,
NOT A SINGLE WORD.
236
00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:22,004
YES, SHE WON.
237
00:11:26,937 --> 00:11:28,219
I KNOW WHERE I'M GOING.
I'M GONNA CLEAR MY HEAD.
238
00:11:30,381 --> 00:11:31,472
BURN THE FAT!
239
00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:53,745
Woman:
GUSTAVO, I'M LEAVING.
240
00:11:57,676 --> 00:11:59,683
THESE ARE THE NUMBERS TO
REACH ME IN AN EMERGENCY--
241
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:02,236
CELL, CORPORATE OFFICE,
HOTEL;
242
00:12:02,271 --> 00:12:04,514
THE INSTRUCTIONS FOR
HIS MEALS, HIS MEDICATIONS.
243
00:12:04,516 --> 00:12:05,865
- HERE ARE THE KEYS.
- YEAH, I'LL TAKE CARE OF HIM.
244
00:12:05,900 --> 00:12:09,218
WHY DOES CHRISTMAS ALWAYS COME
AT MY BUSIEST TIME OF YEAR?
245
00:12:12,457 --> 00:12:13,614
IT'S JUST A FEW DAYS,
DAD.
246
00:12:13,649 --> 00:12:17,210
I'M GONNA BE CALLING EVERY DAY.
I'LL BE BACK ON CHRISTMAS EVE.
247
00:12:17,245 --> 00:12:20,071
- I WANT YOU TO MIND GUSTAVO.
- MMM.
248
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:22,040
AND PROMISE ME YOU'LL STAY
AWAY FROM THE OLD CLUB.
249
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,641
I'M SERIOUS.
250
00:12:23,676 --> 00:12:25,685
THAT BUILDING ISN'T
SAFE ANYMORE.
251
00:12:25,720 --> 00:12:26,786
( electrical whirring )
252
00:12:26,822 --> 00:12:28,279
WHAT IS THAT?
253
00:12:35,104 --> 00:12:36,496
WHAT IN THE WORLD?
254
00:12:42,796 --> 00:12:45,755
- ( whirring increases )
- Nick: WHOOOAA!
255
00:12:54,807 --> 00:12:56,140
I REALLY GOTTA WORK ON
MY ENTRY SKILLS.
256
00:13:04,242 --> 00:13:06,225
Gustavo:
I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING
RIGHT NOW.
257
00:13:06,260 --> 00:13:07,693
MAYBE IT WAS JUST
A RAT.
258
00:13:09,897 --> 00:13:11,530
WHOA.
259
00:13:11,566 --> 00:13:13,675
OH, MY--
IS HE ALL RIGHT?
260
00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:15,243
THAT'S ONE BIG RAT.
261
00:13:15,278 --> 00:13:16,903
HE'S BREATHING.
262
00:13:16,938 --> 00:13:19,739
HEY, EXCUSE ME?
263
00:13:19,774 --> 00:13:20,832
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN OUR GARAGE?
264
00:13:24,578 --> 00:13:26,712
OH, THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.
I WAS JUST--
265
00:13:28,275 --> 00:13:30,708
I'M GONNA CALL 911.
266
00:13:30,744 --> 00:13:32,134
GUSTAVO, WATCH HIM.
DAD, YOU COME WITH ME.
267
00:13:40,744 --> 00:13:43,780
- DAD!
- I'M COMING, KATIE.
268
00:13:43,782 --> 00:13:46,090
WHEN YOU'RE SANTA CLAUS
AND THINGS AROUND THE HOUSE
269
00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:47,950
GET TO BE NOT-SO-FUN,
LIKE, MAYBE, I DON'T KNOW,
270
00:13:47,985 --> 00:13:49,894
THERE'S AN ARGUMENT,
YOU CAN JUST FLY AWAY.
271
00:13:49,929 --> 00:13:51,195
BUT ME? OH, NO,
I'M ON TINSEL DUTY.
272
00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:54,031
BUT WATCH THIS-- HEY NICK,
IT'S COOL IF I JUST
COVER THE TREE
273
00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:56,584
IN TINSEL, RIGHT?
OH, NO ANSWER?
274
00:13:56,619 --> 00:13:58,160
COOL, I GUESS THAT
MEANS "YES."
275
00:14:00,431 --> 00:14:01,998
( grunts )
276
00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:05,960
( steady beeping )
277
00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:11,257
( distant siren wails )
278
00:14:24,380 --> 00:14:26,022
( fast beeping )
279
00:14:28,334 --> 00:14:29,742
FOR THIS I WENT
TO JOURNALISM SCHOOL--
280
00:14:29,778 --> 00:14:33,996
DIGGING UP SOME SAPPY
CHRISTMAS ANGLE AT
THE LOCAL HOSPITAL.
281
00:14:34,031 --> 00:14:36,441
COULD BE WORSE.
I COULD BE BACK IN STUDIO
282
00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:38,626
TRACKING SANTA'S SLEIGH
ON RADAR.
283
00:14:38,661 --> 00:14:40,119
SWEETIE, WHAT D'YOU GOT?
284
00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:44,740
WE'RE VERY BUSY.
285
00:14:44,776 --> 00:14:47,443
Woman:
ARE YOU CHECKING ON
ROOM 325?
286
00:14:47,478 --> 00:14:48,895
Woman #2:
I'M GOING TO CHECK
ON IT NOW.
287
00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:50,087
ALL RIGHT.
288
00:15:04,521 --> 00:15:06,471
OKAY, HONEY,
289
00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:08,480
THERE'S NOTHING TO
BE FRIGHTENED OF.
290
00:15:08,516 --> 00:15:09,824
NO ONE HERE
IS GONNA HURT YOU.
291
00:15:09,859 --> 00:15:13,552
- AHH!
- YOU TOOK A NASTY BLOW
TO THE HEAD TONIGHT.
292
00:15:13,587 --> 00:15:15,796
- DO YOU REMEMBER?
- NO.
293
00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:17,289
DO YOU KNOW WHAT
TODAY IS?
294
00:15:17,325 --> 00:15:19,166
NO.
295
00:15:19,201 --> 00:15:20,426
DO YOU KNOW YOUR NAME?
296
00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:22,011
AH, MY NAME.
297
00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:23,955
M-MY NAME...
298
00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:26,374
NO.
299
00:15:30,154 --> 00:15:31,420
WHAT-- WHAT KIND OF
PLACE IS THIS?
300
00:15:31,455 --> 00:15:34,740
YOU'RE IN THE HOSPITAL.
THE DOCTOR NEEDS TO
TAKE SOME TESTS.
301
00:15:34,775 --> 00:15:37,451
AND I AM JUST GONNA
GIVE YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING
302
00:15:37,487 --> 00:15:39,528
TO HELP YOU RELAX.
303
00:15:39,564 --> 00:15:41,872
AHH! IT'S KINDA HARD
FOR ME TO RELAX
304
00:15:41,908 --> 00:15:44,267
WITH YOU COMING AT ME
WITH THAT POINTY
NEEDLE-LOOKING THING.
305
00:15:44,302 --> 00:15:46,435
HA HA HA-- AHHH!
306
00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:51,582
OH, NO, YOU DON'T!
307
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,718
- GET AWAY FROM ME!
- GET BACK HERE.
308
00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:55,335
- SOMEBODY STOP HIM!
- HOW YOU DOIN'?
309
00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:59,431
- HOOO!
- AW, GIVE HIM ANOTHER NEEDLE.
310
00:15:59,466 --> 00:16:01,409
- AHH!
- STAY RIGHT THERE.
311
00:16:01,444 --> 00:16:02,743
WHOA!
312
00:16:04,371 --> 00:16:05,320
HALT!
LOOK, A KITTEN.
313
00:16:05,356 --> 00:16:09,208
DON'T YOU GO MESSING WITH
THIS TREE NOW, MR. NO-MEMORY.
314
00:16:11,295 --> 00:16:13,437
IT'S FOR THE CHILDREN.
315
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,080
YOU STAY AWAY FROM ME,
EVIL POINTY-NEEDLE LADY.
316
00:16:15,116 --> 00:16:16,615
WHAT WAS IN THE EVIL
POINTY NEEDLE ANYWAY?
317
00:16:16,650 --> 00:16:18,751
- A SEDATIVE.
- SEDATIVE? SO, AHHH!
318
00:16:18,786 --> 00:16:21,003
THE JOKE'S ON YOU.
IT'S NOT WORKING.
319
00:16:21,038 --> 00:16:23,055
AHA HA HA, AHA HA HA,
AH--
320
00:16:27,804 --> 00:16:29,336
Woman:
SOMEONE GET ME A GURNEY!
321
00:16:29,372 --> 00:16:31,322
AND A NEW TREE.
322
00:16:31,357 --> 00:16:34,958
♪ Baby, you stole my heart ♪
323
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,904
♪ How come you
took it away... ♪
324
00:16:37,939 --> 00:16:39,989
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
325
00:16:43,177 --> 00:16:45,027
CHRISTMAS.
326
00:16:45,062 --> 00:16:47,438
I HATE CHRISTMAS.
327
00:16:47,473 --> 00:16:50,425
AND I AIN'T AFRAID
TO SAY IT.
328
00:16:50,427 --> 00:16:52,384
YOU TELL ME ONE GOOD THING
THAT EVER CAME OF IT, HUH?
329
00:16:52,420 --> 00:16:54,312
AN UGLY TIE,
330
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:55,454
DRIED-UP FRUIT CAKE.
331
00:16:55,489 --> 00:16:57,773
I HATE UGLY TIES.
332
00:16:57,809 --> 00:17:00,726
YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE GHOST
OF CHRISTMAS PAST.
333
00:17:00,761 --> 00:17:02,670
IT WASN'T ALWAYS
LIKE THIS--
334
00:17:02,705 --> 00:17:04,830
DOWN ON MY LUCK.
335
00:17:04,865 --> 00:17:09,326
I WAS A WORLD-CLASS
BIG-GAME HUNTER.
336
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:11,745
I HAD A LADY FRIEND,
SANDY.
337
00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:13,731
I WAS ON TOP
OF THE WORLD.
338
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:17,760
THEN HE CAME ALONG--
339
00:17:17,795 --> 00:17:20,737
A NOTHING, NOBODY--
STEALS MY GIRL,
340
00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:22,590
SWIPES MY FLYING REINDEER.
341
00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:24,926
YOU'RE FLYING WHAT?
342
00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:26,702
I WAS GONNA BE RICH.
343
00:17:28,331 --> 00:17:33,084
AND HE TOOK IT ALL--
ALL OF IT-- ON CHRISTMAS EVE.
344
00:17:33,119 --> 00:17:36,228
AND IF I HEAR ONE MORE
STINKIN' CHRISTMAS CAROL...
345
00:17:36,263 --> 00:17:38,981
- ( jukebox record flips )
- ♪ Jingle bells! ♪
346
00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:40,975
♪ Jingle bells! ♪
347
00:17:41,010 --> 00:17:42,760
♪ Jingle bells,
jingle bells... ♪
348
00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:46,830
- AHHH!
- ♪ Through the snow ♪
349
00:17:46,865 --> 00:17:48,883
♪ In a one-horse open... ♪
350
00:17:48,918 --> 00:17:50,701
Woman:
...live at Mercy Hospital
351
00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:52,486
where a true Christmas
story is unfolding.
352
00:17:52,522 --> 00:17:54,764
- ( jukebox warbling )
- Nick: No, I don't know
my name.
353
00:17:54,799 --> 00:17:56,941
I think I like
vanilla best.
354
00:17:56,976 --> 00:17:59,427
I don't like this boat
very much, though.
355
00:17:59,462 --> 00:18:01,395
- It's not very--
- I told you, you vultures,
356
00:18:01,430 --> 00:18:02,688
he has amnesia.
357
00:18:02,723 --> 00:18:05,065
Reporter:
Sir, what is your name?
358
00:18:05,101 --> 00:18:07,326
Nick:
My name-- I don't know
my name.
359
00:18:07,362 --> 00:18:08,911
Where did you come from,
sir?
360
00:18:08,947 --> 00:18:09,978
Ooh, something
smells like a--
361
00:18:10,014 --> 00:18:12,473
WELL...
362
00:18:12,509 --> 00:18:15,117
LOOKY WHAT SANTA STUCK
UNDER MY CHRISTMAS TREE.
363
00:18:15,152 --> 00:18:17,537
Reporter: For John Doe
Christmas, there will be no
dashing through the snow,
364
00:18:17,572 --> 00:18:19,871
no halls decked
with holly,
365
00:18:19,907 --> 00:18:21,039
no chestnuts roasting
on an open fire--
366
00:18:21,075 --> 00:18:24,051
not without the efforts
of you, our loyal viewers.
367
00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:29,148
If any of you out there
know this man, please,
368
00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:31,308
there are three days left
until Christmas Eve.
369
00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:32,810
Help us get him home.
370
00:18:35,097 --> 00:18:36,063
HA!
371
00:18:40,235 --> 00:18:41,944
Sandy:
MIRROR ON!
372
00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:47,783
OKAY, YOU ARE IN THERE
373
00:18:47,818 --> 00:18:49,710
AND I AM OUT HERE.
THIS CANNOT BE THIS HARD.
374
00:18:49,746 --> 00:18:52,029
OPEN SESAME.
375
00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:53,631
REINDEER MONKEY!
376
00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:56,000
( low voice )
IT IS I, NICK.
377
00:18:58,496 --> 00:19:00,805
OOH!
378
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:02,690
YOU GUYS, ANY IDEAS?
ANYTHING?
379
00:19:02,725 --> 00:19:05,233
( bellows )
380
00:19:05,269 --> 00:19:06,953
HOW DO I KNOW HOW
TO DO WHAT HE DOES?
381
00:19:06,988 --> 00:19:09,513
HOW DO I KNOW?
HOW DO I KNOW HOW TO DO
WHAT HE DOES?
382
00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:13,309
THE SANTA BOOK!
383
00:19:13,344 --> 00:19:15,427
YES!
384
00:19:15,462 --> 00:19:18,038
COME ON, COME ON.
385
00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:20,424
NICK SAID EVERYTHING
I NEEDED TO KNOW
386
00:19:20,459 --> 00:19:22,551
ABOUT BEING SANTA CLAUS
WAS IN...
387
00:19:22,587 --> 00:19:24,069
THIS BOOK.
388
00:19:26,624 --> 00:19:28,615
THE PAGES ARE BLANK.
389
00:19:28,651 --> 00:19:31,585
WHY-- WHY ARE ALL
THE PAGES BLANK?
390
00:19:31,620 --> 00:19:33,796
( whooshing sound )
391
00:19:33,831 --> 00:19:35,598
( coughs )
WHO OPENS THE BOOK?
392
00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:38,451
AHHH!
OH!
393
00:19:38,486 --> 00:19:40,986
AH, ME. SANDY.
WAIT, WHO ARE YOU?
394
00:19:41,021 --> 00:19:43,205
AH, NICK HAS
SPOKEN OF YOU.
395
00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:44,840
I AM GALFRID...
396
00:19:46,927 --> 00:19:49,528
KEEPER OF THE BOOK!
397
00:19:49,564 --> 00:19:51,238
ALL THAT HATH BEEN GLEANED
OF THE WIZARD'S SPELL
398
00:19:51,274 --> 00:19:52,639
IS RECORDED ON
THOSE PAGES.
399
00:19:52,675 --> 00:19:54,008
AH, BUT--
BUT THE PAGES ARE BLANK.
400
00:19:54,043 --> 00:19:55,726
NO, IT'S JUST
ALL UP HERE,
401
00:19:55,762 --> 00:19:57,661
CATALOGUED,
CROSS-REFERENCED.
402
00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,730
YOU SEE, I EMBODY
THE WRITTEN WORDS--
403
00:19:59,765 --> 00:20:02,107
ALL THEIR WISDOM,
ALL THEIR EXPERIENCE.
404
00:20:02,142 --> 00:20:04,976
I MUST SAY, THOU ART
THE FAIREST CREATURE
405
00:20:05,012 --> 00:20:06,153
TO HAVE GRACED THIS LAND
IN MANY A CENTURY.
406
00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:10,007
FORGIVE ME.
407
00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:12,117
IT DOTH GET LONELY
WITHIN THE MARGINS.
408
00:20:12,153 --> 00:20:13,719
WAIT, YOU LIVE INSIDE
THIS BOOK?
409
00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:15,913
PRECISELY.
410
00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:17,982
AND WHEN A QUESTION IS
ASKED OF THE BOOK.
411
00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:19,850
I AM COMPELLED TO
APPEAR AND RESPOND.
SO...
412
00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:21,960
WHAT ANSWERS DOST
THOU SEEK?
413
00:20:21,996 --> 00:20:24,863
SEEK? AH, MY NICK-ETH...
414
00:20:24,899 --> 00:20:28,033
HAST WANDERED AFAR.
415
00:20:28,068 --> 00:20:29,601
DO I HAVE TO
TALK LIKE THAT?
416
00:20:29,636 --> 00:20:31,345
SOME FIND IT CHARMING.
417
00:20:31,380 --> 00:20:34,715
I NEED TO GET THROUGH
THE MIRROR AND I DON'T
HAVE NICK'S MAGIC.
418
00:20:34,750 --> 00:20:36,141
SIMPLE, MY DEAR.
419
00:20:38,020 --> 00:20:39,019
OH.
420
00:20:41,265 --> 00:20:44,742
TAKE THIS, FILL IT WITH
SNOW FROM OUR HIDDEN KINGDOM,
421
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:47,052
AND THEN SPRINKLE SOME
SNOWFLAKES OVER THE GLASS.
422
00:20:47,088 --> 00:20:50,614
AND THEN IMAGINE YOUR
DESTINATION AND STEP
THROUGH THE PORTAL.
423
00:20:50,649 --> 00:20:52,232
GREAT.
424
00:20:52,267 --> 00:20:53,158
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
425
00:20:54,871 --> 00:20:56,487
B-B-BUT WAIT!
426
00:20:56,522 --> 00:20:58,747
WHY THIS JOURNEY?
427
00:20:58,783 --> 00:21:01,475
OH, NICK WENT
THROUGH THE MIRROR
428
00:21:01,511 --> 00:21:03,636
AND HE GOT AMNESIA.
SO I'VE GOT TO GO FIND HIM,
429
00:21:03,671 --> 00:21:04,804
TELL HIM THAT
HE'S SANTA CLAUS
430
00:21:04,839 --> 00:21:07,314
AND THAT THE WORLD NEEDS HIM,
AND BRING HIM HOME.
431
00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:09,516
MY DEAR, HE'D NEVER
BELIEVE SUCH A TALE.
432
00:21:09,552 --> 00:21:13,187
AND IF HIS DOUBT SHOULD
START TO GROW, THE MAGIC WILL
NO LONGER WORK.
433
00:21:13,222 --> 00:21:14,989
HE MUST COME TO IT
ON HIS OWN.
434
00:21:15,024 --> 00:21:15,997
SO WHAT SHOULD I DO?
435
00:21:16,033 --> 00:21:17,916
STEER HIM,
436
00:21:17,951 --> 00:21:19,584
PROTECT HIM
AS BEST YOU CAN,
437
00:21:19,620 --> 00:21:21,612
LOVE HIM,
438
00:21:21,647 --> 00:21:23,547
BUT JUST DON'T TELL HIM!
439
00:21:23,582 --> 00:21:26,066
DON'T TELL HIM--
THAT'S GOOD. OKAY.
440
00:21:26,102 --> 00:21:27,592
AND FOR CHRISTMAS'S SAKES,
HURRY!
441
00:21:27,628 --> 00:21:29,570
OKAY!
THANK YOU.
442
00:21:35,736 --> 00:21:38,803
OOH, SOMEBODY PINCH ME.
443
00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:41,289
IT REALLY IS YOU,
ISN'T IT?
444
00:21:41,325 --> 00:21:43,984
I'M SORRY.
DO WE KNOW EACH OTHER?
445
00:21:44,019 --> 00:21:45,903
TELL ME IT'S
NOT AN ACT.
446
00:21:45,938 --> 00:21:47,913
TELL ME THAT HEAD OF YOURS
IS COMPLETELY EMPTY.
447
00:21:47,948 --> 00:21:50,140
EMPTY?
448
00:21:50,175 --> 00:21:51,959
YEAH-- YEAH.
ARE THOSE FOR ME?
449
00:21:51,994 --> 00:21:54,219
OKAY.
450
00:21:54,255 --> 00:21:56,263
- LET'S SKEDADDLE!
- SKEDADDLE?
451
00:21:57,966 --> 00:22:00,292
- GET DRESSED.
WE'RE BUSTING YOU OUT.
- BUSTING OUT?
452
00:22:00,328 --> 00:22:03,362
- OH, YEAH, YOU'RE A SITTING
DUCK IN THIS ROOM.
- SITTING DUCK?
453
00:22:03,397 --> 00:22:06,231
OKAY, LESS REPEATING
WHAT I SAY,
454
00:22:06,267 --> 00:22:08,392
MORE PULLING ON THE PANTS.
455
00:22:08,427 --> 00:22:11,003
RIGHT, THEY DON'T GO
ON MY HEAD.
456
00:22:11,039 --> 00:22:14,155
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE, THOUGH.
457
00:22:14,191 --> 00:22:16,007
LOOK, HERE'S THE THING--
458
00:22:16,043 --> 00:22:18,276
SOMEONE'S LOOKING
FOR YOU,
459
00:22:18,312 --> 00:22:20,987
SOMEONE YOU'D RATHER NOT
HAVE TRACK YOU DOWN.
460
00:22:21,023 --> 00:22:22,598
OH, WAIT, DID I--
DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG?
461
00:22:22,633 --> 00:22:27,369
ONE COULD SAY THAT.
AND THIS PERSON IS
JONESING FOR PAYBACK.
462
00:22:27,405 --> 00:22:29,429
JONESING FOR PAYBACK?
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
463
00:22:29,465 --> 00:22:31,849
BAD.
464
00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:34,143
BAD! SEE, I DON'T REMEMBER
DOING ANYTHING WRONG.
465
00:22:34,145 --> 00:22:36,344
I DON'T-- I DON'T--
I DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING.
466
00:22:36,380 --> 00:22:37,495
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHO YOU ARE.
467
00:22:37,531 --> 00:22:39,898
AHH! ME?
468
00:22:39,933 --> 00:22:41,858
I'M JUST AN OLD
FAMILY FRIEND...
469
00:22:41,894 --> 00:22:46,105
HERE TO GET YOU TO
WHERE YOU SHOULD HAVE
GONE A LONG TIME AGO.
470
00:22:55,508 --> 00:22:57,883
IT WORKED!
471
00:22:57,918 --> 00:22:59,451
IT WORKED, YOU GUYS!
472
00:22:59,486 --> 00:23:03,105
EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE OKAY.
IT IS ALL UNDER CONTROL.
473
00:23:03,140 --> 00:23:05,165
I AM GONNA GO
GET NICK,
474
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:08,385
YOU GUYS STAY HERE AND--
AND DO SOME HOOF--
475
00:23:08,420 --> 00:23:11,071
HOOF-RAISES;
HOOF-UPS, HOOF--
476
00:23:11,106 --> 00:23:12,089
I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T WORK OUT.
477
00:23:21,383 --> 00:23:24,242
Man:
Downtown express is leaving
on track 5--
478
00:23:24,278 --> 00:23:26,086
OH, YOUR FAMILY'S GOING
TO BE SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU.
479
00:23:26,121 --> 00:23:28,114
I CAN'T WAIT TO
SEE THEM.
480
00:23:28,116 --> 00:23:28,981
- YOU'LL BE THERE
IN NO TIME. TRUST ME.
- GOOD!
481
00:23:29,016 --> 00:23:31,951
NOW HOW DO WE KNOW EACH OTHER?
DID WE GROW UP TOGETHER?
482
00:23:31,986 --> 00:23:34,002
DID WE PLAY BALL?
PLAY COWBOYS AND INDIANS
483
00:23:34,038 --> 00:23:36,146
AND CHASE FROGS AND HUNT
SNAKES AND SKIN OUR KNEES
484
00:23:36,182 --> 00:23:37,355
AND SKIP STONES AND
HAVE MALTEDS AT THE DINER?
485
00:23:37,391 --> 00:23:39,383
I THINK I LIKE MALTEDS.
AND DID WE GO TO
THE PROM AND--
486
00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:40,759
OOH, WHO GOT THE GIRL?
487
00:23:40,794 --> 00:23:42,944
REMEMBER,
488
00:23:42,980 --> 00:23:45,513
YOU'RE ON THE 6:00 TRAIN
ON TRACK 4. GOT IT?
489
00:23:45,549 --> 00:23:47,132
6:00 TRAIN, TRACK 4.
GOT IT.
490
00:23:47,167 --> 00:23:48,934
ADIOS, NICK.
HAVE A GREAT TRIP.
491
00:23:48,969 --> 00:23:51,269
THANK-- WHOA, HEY...
492
00:23:51,305 --> 00:23:53,397
OKAY, NOW IF MY INSTINCTS
ARE CORRECT,
493
00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:56,792
OUR LITTLE BOBCAT WILL
BE LOOKING FOR OLD NICKSTER
AT THE HOSPITAL.
494
00:23:56,827 --> 00:23:58,635
AND THAT'S WHERE
I'LL BE WAITING.
495
00:24:03,551 --> 00:24:04,600
( electric whirring )
496
00:24:06,670 --> 00:24:09,905
Sandy:
OOOOO-- AHHHHHH!
497
00:24:09,941 --> 00:24:13,283
( screams )
498
00:24:13,319 --> 00:24:15,427
OH... OH.
499
00:24:15,463 --> 00:24:17,971
OH.
( laughs )
500
00:24:18,006 --> 00:24:19,906
TALK ABOUT
A WRONG TURN.
501
00:24:19,941 --> 00:24:21,674
UNLESS THEY'RE SERVING
UP FRESH MOP TODAY,
502
00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:23,118
THAT IS NOT
THE CAFETERIA!
503
00:24:27,783 --> 00:24:29,591
NO!
504
00:24:29,627 --> 00:24:31,927
HI. HELLO.
505
00:24:31,929 --> 00:24:33,804
UM, I'M HERE FOR NICK--
AH, JOHN DOE CHRISTMAS,
506
00:24:33,839 --> 00:24:35,381
THE GUY WITH AMNESIA.
507
00:24:35,416 --> 00:24:37,166
YOU A REPORTER?
508
00:24:37,201 --> 00:24:40,235
NO NO NO NO!
I AM HIS WIFE. SEE?
509
00:24:40,270 --> 00:24:42,221
I GOTTA CALL YOU BACK.
510
00:24:44,550 --> 00:24:46,859
ABOUT YOUR MAN,
511
00:24:46,894 --> 00:24:48,627
I'M AFRAID THERE'S BEEN
A COMPLICATION.
512
00:24:48,662 --> 00:24:49,995
HE'S ALL RIGHT,
ISN'T HE?
513
00:24:50,031 --> 00:24:51,722
OH, YES, DON'T YOU WORRY.
HE'S FINE--
514
00:24:51,757 --> 00:24:54,115
AT LEAST IN THEORY.
THE THING IS,
515
00:24:54,151 --> 00:24:55,993
HE'S MISSING.
516
00:24:56,028 --> 00:24:58,211
- MISSING?
- WE'VE SEARCHED THE HOSPITAL,
517
00:24:58,247 --> 00:25:00,305
THERE IS NO TRACE OF HIM.
HONEY, HE'S MORE GONE
518
00:25:00,340 --> 00:25:02,632
THAN THE SNOWMAN COOKIES
IN THE NURSES' LOUNGE.
519
00:25:02,668 --> 00:25:04,977
- NO, THAT CAN'T BE.
- ALL WE'VE GOT IS HIS RING.
520
00:25:05,012 --> 00:25:06,545
WE HAD IT REMOVED
WHEN HE CHECKED IN.
521
00:25:06,580 --> 00:25:08,230
HIS RING?
THAT'S IT?
522
00:25:08,265 --> 00:25:11,024
HOW COULD YOU
LET HIM GET AWAY?
WHAT ABOUT CHRISTMAS?
523
00:25:11,059 --> 00:25:12,618
WHAT ABOUT THE KIDS?
WHO'S GONNA FLY THE SLEIGH?
524
00:25:12,653 --> 00:25:13,710
WHO'S GONNA DELIVER
THE PRESENTS?
525
00:25:13,746 --> 00:25:15,512
- LET ME CHECK FOR YOU.
- CHECK!
526
00:25:15,548 --> 00:25:17,239
( dialing )
527
00:25:17,274 --> 00:25:21,576
YEAH, CAN I GET A COUPLE
ORDERLIES UP IN HERE?
528
00:25:21,611 --> 00:25:23,178
- ORDER-- UH-OH.
- THAT'S RIGHT.
529
00:25:23,214 --> 00:25:24,597
- BIG ONES.
- OKAY.
530
00:25:24,632 --> 00:25:26,098
MA'AM!
DOCTOR!
531
00:25:33,707 --> 00:25:35,482
OH, SORRY.
I'LL GO THAT WAY.
532
00:25:40,164 --> 00:25:42,798
WAIT, HEY.
MIND IF I BORROW YOU
FOR A MINUTE?
533
00:25:42,833 --> 00:25:45,709
- WHO ARE YOU?
- OH, THEY'RE GONNA TAKE
GREAT CARE OF YOU IN THERE.
534
00:25:45,744 --> 00:25:47,218
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT
THANKING ME.
535
00:25:47,254 --> 00:25:48,762
ANYONE WOULD HAVE
DONE THE SAME THING.
536
00:25:48,797 --> 00:25:52,499
SANDY! DON'T FORGET
TO CALL ME. LET ME KNOW
WHAT THE DOCTOR SAYS.
537
00:25:52,534 --> 00:25:53,584
- BUT I DON'T HAVE YOUR NUMBER.
- PERFECT!
538
00:25:53,619 --> 00:25:56,970
- ( man groans )
- BUCK, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
539
00:25:57,005 --> 00:25:58,413
ME? OH, NOTHING.
I WAS OUT FOR A DRIVE
540
00:25:58,449 --> 00:26:00,674
AND I FOUND THIS
NICE OLD MAN IN HIS
OVERTURNED CAR.
541
00:26:00,709 --> 00:26:03,143
THERE WAS A FIRE,
I PULLED HIM OUT--
NO BIG DEAL.
542
00:26:03,145 --> 00:26:06,012
BUT THIS,
RUNNING INTO YOU,
THIS IS AMAZING.
543
00:26:06,048 --> 00:26:08,248
- HOW YOU BEEN?
- WELL...
544
00:26:08,284 --> 00:26:09,308
WHAT IS IT, BOBCAT?
545
00:26:10,952 --> 00:26:13,395
IT'S NICK.
HE HAS AMNESIA.
546
00:26:13,431 --> 00:26:14,738
- AMNESIA?
- AND HE'S MISSING.
547
00:26:14,773 --> 00:26:17,816
HE WAS IN THIS HOSPITAL
AND THEN HE JUST DISAPPEARED.
548
00:26:17,852 --> 00:26:19,751
BOY, IS THAT SOME
KIND OF LUCK.
549
00:26:19,787 --> 00:26:20,952
HAVE YOU GONE TO
THE POLICE?
550
00:26:20,988 --> 00:26:22,354
NO!
551
00:26:22,389 --> 00:26:25,165
WELL, LOOK, SANDY,
552
00:26:25,167 --> 00:26:26,766
YOU DON'T NEED ME BEING
A DISTRACTION RIGHT NOW.
553
00:26:26,802 --> 00:26:28,576
I'LL GO.
554
00:26:28,612 --> 00:26:30,245
IF THERE'S ANYTHING
I CAN DO...
555
00:26:33,275 --> 00:26:35,267
THREE, TWO, ONE...
556
00:26:35,302 --> 00:26:37,669
BUCK, WAIT!
557
00:26:39,848 --> 00:26:42,365
( laughs )
I ONLY HAVE TWO DAYS
558
00:26:42,401 --> 00:26:45,143
AND I DON'T KNOW
IF I CAN DO IT ALONE.
YOU'RE A PROFESSIONAL TRACKER.
559
00:26:45,178 --> 00:26:48,313
WHOA, BOBCAT,
I TRACK ANIMALS.
560
00:26:48,348 --> 00:26:50,357
I KNOW. AND I KNOW
THAT WE HAVE HISTORY.
561
00:26:50,392 --> 00:26:53,052
I'VE SAID MEAN THINGS
TO YOU IN THE PAST,
562
00:26:53,087 --> 00:26:55,645
BUT I DON'T KNOW
WHERE ELSE TO TURN.
563
00:26:55,681 --> 00:26:57,814
WELL, DON'T YOU FRET,
BOBCAT.
564
00:26:57,849 --> 00:27:00,042
- REALLY?
- YOU'VE COME TO
THE RIGHT GUY.
565
00:27:00,077 --> 00:27:01,860
OH! OH-HO!
566
00:27:03,230 --> 00:27:04,446
OKAY.
567
00:27:07,535 --> 00:27:10,869
Woman:
All aboard! Cleveland express
departing in five minutes.
568
00:27:10,904 --> 00:27:12,262
All aboard.
569
00:27:12,297 --> 00:27:13,955
( snoring )
570
00:27:29,598 --> 00:27:33,450
Man:
Now boarding Metro express
to Cleveland on track--
571
00:27:33,485 --> 00:27:34,393
AHH! HEY!
572
00:27:38,098 --> 00:27:40,515
HEY!
573
00:27:40,550 --> 00:27:41,817
COME ON, MAN!
574
00:27:48,091 --> 00:27:50,809
OKAY, SO WHERE ARE
YOU GOING,
575
00:27:50,844 --> 00:27:52,302
AND HOW MUCH AM I GONNA MAKE
WHEN I CASH THIS IN?
576
00:27:52,337 --> 00:27:53,653
( laughs )
577
00:27:53,689 --> 00:27:55,798
THE JOKE'S ON YOU,
YOU MEDDLESOME AND
MISCHIEVOUS IMP.
578
00:27:55,833 --> 00:27:58,124
I'M ONLY GOING ON A SHORT
TRIP TO SEE MY FAMILY IN--
579
00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:00,202
- BOLIVIA?
- BOLIVIA! BOLIVIA?
580
00:28:00,237 --> 00:28:02,036
BOLIVIA.
YEAH, BOLIVIA.
581
00:28:02,072 --> 00:28:03,838
- I DON'T FEEL BOLIVIAN.
- WHO GAVE YOU THIS?
582
00:28:03,874 --> 00:28:06,383
A FRIEND,
MR. MUST-KNOW-IT-ALL.
583
00:28:06,418 --> 00:28:08,343
DOESN'T SOUND LIKE MUCH
OF A FRIEND TO ME.
584
00:28:08,378 --> 00:28:09,594
SOUNDS MORE LIKE HE WANTED
TO GET RID OF YOU.
585
00:28:09,629 --> 00:28:12,047
YOU KNOW WHAT? HEY,
THAT'S IMPORTANT.
I DREW THAT.
586
00:28:12,082 --> 00:28:13,982
AND WHAT'S WITH
THIS WEIRD DRAWING?
587
00:28:14,017 --> 00:28:17,810
VERY GOOD DRAWING AND IT'S--
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.
588
00:28:17,846 --> 00:28:19,529
THEN WHY DID YOU DRAW IT?
589
00:28:19,564 --> 00:28:21,731
- DON'T KNOW.
- WHO ARE YOU?
590
00:28:21,767 --> 00:28:24,868
- I DON'T KNOW.
- WAIT A MINUTE.
591
00:28:24,870 --> 00:28:27,929
HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MEMORY?
LIKE YOU'RE A TOTAL BLANK?
592
00:28:27,965 --> 00:28:29,172
COULD BE. MAYBE.
593
00:28:29,207 --> 00:28:31,232
WHOA, COOL.
594
00:28:31,267 --> 00:28:33,277
COOL?
595
00:28:33,312 --> 00:28:37,080
YOU KNOW, IT REALLY IS
PRETTY BAD,
596
00:28:37,116 --> 00:28:39,182
BUT I'VE SEEN THIS BEFORE.
597
00:28:39,217 --> 00:28:41,126
YOU HAVE?
598
00:28:41,161 --> 00:28:42,961
HERE.
599
00:28:49,403 --> 00:28:50,760
I'M RYAN.
600
00:28:50,796 --> 00:28:52,253
I DON'T KNOW
WHO I AM.
601
00:28:52,288 --> 00:28:54,481
I KNOW.
602
00:28:54,516 --> 00:28:56,942
TELL YOU WHAT--
I CAN HELP YOU WITH THAT,
603
00:28:56,944 --> 00:28:58,276
BUT I'M THINKING THERE'S
SOMETHING YOU CAN DO FOR ME.
604
00:28:58,312 --> 00:28:59,852
WHAT'S THAT?
605
00:28:59,888 --> 00:29:02,864
( rock song playing )
606
00:29:02,899 --> 00:29:04,682
( plates clanking )
607
00:29:04,718 --> 00:29:08,803
MM, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY
DO TO THEIR CHEESEBURGERS HERE,
608
00:29:08,839 --> 00:29:10,430
BUT THIS IS AMAZING.
609
00:29:10,466 --> 00:29:13,550
GOTTA BE THE SAUCE.
610
00:29:13,585 --> 00:29:16,236
COME ON, BUCK, WE HAVE TO
GET BACK TO SEARCHING;
WE'RE LOSING TIME.
611
00:29:16,271 --> 00:29:18,038
NONSENSE, BOBCAT.
612
00:29:18,073 --> 00:29:21,282
THE FIRST LESSON IN
THE BUCK SEGER SCHOOL
OF TRACKING:
613
00:29:21,318 --> 00:29:24,595
KNOW YOUR PREY.
WE GOTTA GET INSIDE HIS HEAD.
614
00:29:24,597 --> 00:29:27,681
NOW TELL ME, HOW HAVE THINGS
BEEN BETWEEN YOU TWO?
615
00:29:27,716 --> 00:29:29,641
- ANY TENSION?
- NO. NO, NONE.
616
00:29:29,676 --> 00:29:31,543
I MEAN, WE HAD
A TINY FIGHT.
617
00:29:31,578 --> 00:29:34,078
- OH?
- IT WAS NOTHING.
618
00:29:34,114 --> 00:29:36,515
I'M SORRY.
619
00:29:38,944 --> 00:29:40,218
NOW WHAT IF WE'VE BEEN
GOING ABOUT THIS ALL WRONG?
620
00:29:40,254 --> 00:29:44,464
I MEAN, WE'VE BEEN LOOKING
FOR A MAN WHO WE THINK IS LOST.
621
00:29:44,499 --> 00:29:46,983
WHAT IF HE'S A MAN
THAT DOESN'T WANT TO BE FOUND?
622
00:29:47,018 --> 00:29:49,068
DO YOU THINK HE SAW
YOU COMING AND MAYBE...
623
00:29:49,104 --> 00:29:51,596
- HE TOOK OFF?
- NO.
624
00:29:51,631 --> 00:29:53,790
NO. BUCK, AS SOON AS
HE SEES ME,
625
00:29:53,825 --> 00:29:55,767
EVERYTHING IS GONNA
COME FLOODING BACK.
626
00:29:55,802 --> 00:29:58,336
OF COURSE, BOBCAT.
FORGET IT.
627
00:29:58,371 --> 00:30:00,038
I AM SURE YOU'RE RIGHT.
628
00:30:05,445 --> 00:30:07,812
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
629
00:30:07,848 --> 00:30:09,840
COULD YOU SPARE SOME CHANGE?
COME ON.
630
00:30:11,451 --> 00:30:12,884
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
631
00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:14,861
- THANKS!
- THANK YOU.
632
00:30:14,897 --> 00:30:17,523
WOULD IT KILL YOU TO MAKE
WITH THE "HO HO HO"S?
633
00:30:17,525 --> 00:30:19,749
HO HO HO?
THIS SUIT IS ITCHY.
IT'S AN ITCHY SUIT.
634
00:30:19,784 --> 00:30:21,159
WHO WEARS THIS
STUFF ANYWAY?
635
00:30:21,194 --> 00:30:22,460
SANTA CLAUS.
636
00:30:22,496 --> 00:30:25,355
JOLLY OLD ST. NICK?
637
00:30:25,391 --> 00:30:28,116
THE FAT DUDE WITH
THE REINDEER.
638
00:30:28,151 --> 00:30:30,994
- I'LL LET YOU IN
ON A LITTLE SECRET.
- WHAT?
639
00:30:30,996 --> 00:30:34,072
- YOU'RE JUST A DISTRACTION.
- OH, IS THAT RIGHT?
640
00:30:34,108 --> 00:30:36,041
- WATCH THIS.
- WHERE YOU GOING?
641
00:30:36,076 --> 00:30:37,976
- RING THE BELL.
- I'M RINGING.
642
00:30:38,011 --> 00:30:39,903
- WHERE YOU GOING?
- SHHH.
643
00:30:39,938 --> 00:30:41,738
WHY ARE YOU
SHUSHING ME?
644
00:30:41,773 --> 00:30:44,207
- OH!
- I'M SORRY THERE.
645
00:30:46,311 --> 00:30:48,728
SORRY. HE'S A CLUMSY
LITTLE ELF.
646
00:30:48,764 --> 00:30:50,764
- THIS IS THE REAL GAIN.
- AH! NAUGHTY!
647
00:30:50,799 --> 00:30:53,741
- HEY, WHAT--
- NAUGHTY! HEY!
648
00:30:53,776 --> 00:30:56,110
EXCUSE ME.
EXCUSE ME, SIR?
649
00:30:56,146 --> 00:30:58,162
SORRY, I THINK YOU
MAY HAVE DROPPED THIS.
650
00:30:58,198 --> 00:31:00,948
OH, NO, I HAVE MY--
651
00:31:00,984 --> 00:31:02,976
THAT IS MY WALLET.
THANKS. HOW'D YOU--
652
00:31:03,011 --> 00:31:04,861
YOU'RE WELCOME.
653
00:31:04,896 --> 00:31:06,229
- MERRY CHRISTMAS.
- MERRY--
654
00:31:09,718 --> 00:31:11,334
- HEY--
- WHAT ARE YOU?
655
00:31:11,369 --> 00:31:14,746
- A BOY SCOUT?
- WHAT ARE YOU?
SOME KIND OF TINY THIEF?
656
00:31:14,782 --> 00:31:16,932
...THAT KID...
657
00:31:16,967 --> 00:31:19,234
NOW YOU'VE DONE IT.
GRAB THE STUFF AND COME ON!
658
00:31:19,269 --> 00:31:20,986
- GO GET HIM!
- STOP!
659
00:31:21,021 --> 00:31:23,095
- WHOO!
- HEY, YOU!
660
00:31:23,131 --> 00:31:25,081
STOP!
( blows whistle )
661
00:31:28,929 --> 00:31:30,946
I GOT IT.
662
00:31:30,981 --> 00:31:32,772
WELL, IF I KNEW YOU WERE
GONNA PICK UP THE TAB,
663
00:31:32,807 --> 00:31:35,384
I WOULD HAVE ORDERED
THE HONEY-DRENCHED
CHRISTMAS FRITTERS.
664
00:31:35,419 --> 00:31:38,562
OH!
OH, GOSH!
665
00:31:38,597 --> 00:31:41,948
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I BROUGHT THE WRONG PURSE.
666
00:31:41,984 --> 00:31:44,826
SO, UM, WOULD YOU MIND
GETTING THIS?
667
00:31:44,862 --> 00:31:46,478
- SURE.
- I'M GONNA MEET YOU OUTSIDE.
668
00:31:51,484 --> 00:31:53,401
( whistle blowing )
669
00:31:55,397 --> 00:31:56,988
Woman:
HEY!
670
00:31:58,892 --> 00:31:59,950
- AHH!
- OH!
671
00:32:03,489 --> 00:32:06,123
- OHH!
- I'M SO SORRY.
672
00:32:06,158 --> 00:32:07,123
EXCUSE ME. I--
673
00:32:09,110 --> 00:32:10,551
NICK?
674
00:32:10,587 --> 00:32:14,923
Police radio:
Suspect is wearing
a red Santa suit...
675
00:32:14,958 --> 00:32:17,483
YEAH, THAT'S ME,
676
00:32:17,519 --> 00:32:18,718
JOLLY OLD ST. NICK.
UH, LITTLE HELP WITH THE LAW?
677
00:32:22,482 --> 00:32:24,298
- MA'AM?
- WHAT?
678
00:32:24,334 --> 00:32:25,992
- THAT MAN IN THE SANTA SUIT--
- OH, YEAH?
679
00:32:26,028 --> 00:32:27,227
- --DID YOU SEE WHERE HE WENT?
- I DID.
680
00:32:27,262 --> 00:32:29,854
UH, YEAH, HE WENT RIGHT
DOWN THAT STREET RIGHT THERE.
681
00:32:29,890 --> 00:32:31,022
- THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
- YEAH.
682
00:32:32,993 --> 00:32:34,201
- WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT?
- IT WAS NICK.
683
00:32:34,236 --> 00:32:37,370
HE WAS HERE.
HE HAD A WHITE BEARD AND
A SANTA SUIT.
684
00:32:37,406 --> 00:32:39,790
- HE WAS BEING
CHASED BY THE POLICE.
- WHOA WHOA WHOA, SANDY.
685
00:32:39,825 --> 00:32:42,826
COME ON, HE WENT THIS WAY.
BEFORE THE TRAIL GETS COLD!
686
00:32:49,460 --> 00:32:51,459
( groaning )
687
00:32:51,494 --> 00:32:52,752
HI.
688
00:32:56,183 --> 00:32:57,882
FRUSTRATING BEARD...
689
00:33:00,754 --> 00:33:02,595
GAH!
690
00:33:07,460 --> 00:33:09,085
AH, KRIS KRINGLE!
691
00:33:09,121 --> 00:33:11,396
EASY. EASY THERE...
692
00:33:13,216 --> 00:33:14,991
LITTLE REINDEER.
693
00:33:15,026 --> 00:33:17,527
FELLA, I'M NOT THE GUY
YOU THINK I AM.
694
00:33:17,563 --> 00:33:19,670
I JUST-- THIS IS A RENTAL.
695
00:33:19,706 --> 00:33:22,023
IT'S PROBABLY POLYESTER.
AHH!
696
00:33:22,058 --> 00:33:25,251
AHH!
WHEN REINDEERS ATTACK!
697
00:33:25,286 --> 00:33:28,229
AHHH! WHOA WHOA WHOA.
698
00:33:28,265 --> 00:33:29,205
HO HO HO!
699
00:33:38,542 --> 00:33:41,384
GOOD... KING WENCESLAS.
700
00:33:43,171 --> 00:33:45,179
FIRST I LOSE MY MEMORY,
701
00:33:45,215 --> 00:33:46,681
NOW I'M LOSING MY MIND.
702
00:33:54,349 --> 00:33:55,757
- NICK?
- HEY!
703
00:33:55,792 --> 00:33:57,550
- OH, SORRY.
- CRAZY LADY.
704
00:33:57,585 --> 00:33:58,610
I'M SO SORRY. I THOUGHT
YOU WERE SOMEONE ELSE.
705
00:33:58,645 --> 00:34:00,070
SANDY!
706
00:34:01,407 --> 00:34:04,023
OH, I'M SORRY!
707
00:34:04,059 --> 00:34:06,050
SORRY. HAVE YOU SEEN A MAN
DRESSED AS SANTA?
708
00:34:06,086 --> 00:34:08,061
OFFICE PARTY.
BIG FAN OF THE EGG-NOG.
709
00:34:08,096 --> 00:34:09,704
I DIDN'T DRINK
ANY EGG-NOG.
710
00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:15,202
YOU CAN'T KEEP DOING THAT
TO EVERY STREET SANTA YOU SEE.
711
00:34:15,237 --> 00:34:16,661
BUT ANY ONE OF THEM
COULD BE NICK.
712
00:34:16,696 --> 00:34:18,422
IT WASN'T NICK!
713
00:34:18,457 --> 00:34:20,798
LOOK AROUND--
714
00:34:20,834 --> 00:34:22,934
THE SNOW,
THE LIGHTS.
715
00:34:22,969 --> 00:34:25,520
IT'S CHRISTMASY HERE.
716
00:34:25,555 --> 00:34:28,106
IF THERE'S ONE THING
I KNOW ABOUT NICK,
717
00:34:28,141 --> 00:34:30,425
HE'S GOT A REAL THING
FOR THIS HOLIDAY.
718
00:34:30,460 --> 00:34:32,669
IF I'M SUPPOSED TO
TRACK HIM DOWN,
719
00:34:32,704 --> 00:34:34,220
I NEED TO BE ABLE
TO THINK LIKE HIM.
720
00:34:34,256 --> 00:34:36,914
MAYBE A COZY STROLL
THROUGH ALL THIS
CHRISTMAS STUFF
721
00:34:36,950 --> 00:34:38,749
WILL HELP TRIGGER
SOMETHING.
722
00:34:38,785 --> 00:34:40,318
YEAH, BUT HE'S HERE
SOMEWHERE.
723
00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:44,739
TELL YOU WHAT--
724
00:34:44,775 --> 00:34:46,883
LET'S CALL IT QUITS
FOR TONIGHT.
725
00:34:46,919 --> 00:34:48,759
WE'LL GET A FRESH
START TOMORROW MORNING.
726
00:34:48,795 --> 00:34:50,203
LET'S GO BACK
TO MY HOUSE.
727
00:34:50,238 --> 00:34:52,355
YOU SHOULDN'T BE
ALONE TONIGHT.
YOU CAN HAVE THE BED,
728
00:34:52,390 --> 00:34:54,365
I'LL CRASH ON
THE COUCH.
729
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:56,977
( bellows softly )
730
00:34:57,012 --> 00:34:58,795
THAT'S SO NICE OF YOU.
731
00:34:58,831 --> 00:35:01,497
UM, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M GOOD.
732
00:35:01,533 --> 00:35:04,125
I'M GONNA GO.
I'LL MEET UP WITH YOU TOMORROW.
733
00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:05,760
OKAY?
THANK YOU.
734
00:35:21,953 --> 00:35:24,020
Ryan:
PSST! HEY, SANTA!
735
00:35:24,055 --> 00:35:25,238
GET OVER HERE.
736
00:35:26,958 --> 00:35:28,449
COME ON.
737
00:35:30,687 --> 00:35:32,829
COME ON, HURRY UP.
738
00:35:39,930 --> 00:35:42,380
- RYAN?
- NO, IT'S AN ELF.
739
00:35:42,416 --> 00:35:44,056
OF COURSE IT'S ME.
NOW HURRY.
740
00:35:44,092 --> 00:35:46,175
OW.
741
00:35:46,211 --> 00:35:48,136
( indistinct
police radio )
742
00:35:53,693 --> 00:35:55,552
WHAT IS THIS PLACE?
743
00:35:55,587 --> 00:35:57,454
IT'S LIKE SOME
OLD CLUB--
744
00:35:57,489 --> 00:35:59,213
ONE OF MY HIDEOUTS.
745
00:35:59,248 --> 00:36:00,732
GOOD PLACE
TO KEEP WARM.
746
00:36:05,597 --> 00:36:06,529
( door creaks )
747
00:36:21,170 --> 00:36:23,963
I FEEL LIKE I KNOW...
748
00:36:26,176 --> 00:36:27,600
THIS PLACE.
749
00:36:27,635 --> 00:36:30,553
- SO WHERE'S MY KA-CHIT?
- WHAT?
750
00:36:30,589 --> 00:36:31,829
- THE JACK.
- SORRY?
751
00:36:31,864 --> 00:36:33,048
- THE KITTY.
- COME AGAIN?
752
00:36:33,083 --> 00:36:34,132
- THE CHOWDER.
- I DON'T FOLLOW.
753
00:36:34,167 --> 00:36:36,517
- THE MONEY!
- OH! OH, THE MONEY.
754
00:36:36,553 --> 00:36:38,886
HA!
YOU'RE GONNA LAUGH.
755
00:36:38,922 --> 00:36:41,281
YOU KNOW, THERE I WAS,
RUNNING DOWN THE STREET,
756
00:36:41,316 --> 00:36:43,825
YOU KNOW, WE-- AND I
KINDA, BOOM!
757
00:36:43,860 --> 00:36:45,835
I RUN INTO THIS BEAUTIFUL
WOMAN AND I--
758
00:36:45,871 --> 00:36:47,487
Man:
THIS IS THE POLICE!
759
00:36:47,522 --> 00:36:48,154
- WHO'S IN THERE?
- THE COPS! HIDE.
760
00:36:50,358 --> 00:36:51,833
HEY.
761
00:36:51,868 --> 00:36:54,610
BUDDY?
BUDDY, WHERE ARE YOU?
762
00:36:54,645 --> 00:36:56,412
BUDDY?
763
00:36:58,433 --> 00:37:00,441
( grunts )
764
00:37:00,476 --> 00:37:02,176
BUDDY, THERE YOU ARE.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
765
00:37:02,212 --> 00:37:05,004
WHAT IF BUCK SEES YOU?
WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN EATING?
WHAT IS IN YOUR MOUTH?
766
00:37:06,266 --> 00:37:08,633
OH, ICICLES.
767
00:37:08,669 --> 00:37:10,869
I FORGOT TO
FEED THE REINDEER.
768
00:37:10,904 --> 00:37:12,187
DON'T WORRY, BUDDY.
I JUST GOTTA FIND A MIRROR.
769
00:37:12,222 --> 00:37:14,855
THEN I'LL BE
UP THERE IN A FLASH.
WAIT A SECOND.
770
00:37:14,891 --> 00:37:16,407
( bellows )
771
00:37:16,442 --> 00:37:18,460
HEY, WAIT.
772
00:37:18,495 --> 00:37:22,796
THIS IS NICK'S PLAID SHIRT.
YOU SAW HIM TOO, DIDN'T YOU?
773
00:37:22,832 --> 00:37:23,898
( grunts )
774
00:37:23,933 --> 00:37:25,366
SANDY?
775
00:37:25,402 --> 00:37:27,810
OH.
776
00:37:27,845 --> 00:37:29,287
HIDE!
GO. GO!
777
00:37:29,323 --> 00:37:30,780
GO, HIDE.
778
00:37:35,654 --> 00:37:37,587
- HI!
- IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
779
00:37:37,623 --> 00:37:39,263
YES! TOTALLY.
780
00:37:39,298 --> 00:37:42,750
YEAH. THANK YOU
SO MUCH FOR YOUR HELP.
YOU'VE BEEN AWESOME.
781
00:37:50,927 --> 00:37:52,927
WELL, NOW, WHAT DO
WE HAVE HERE? TRACKS.
782
00:37:54,706 --> 00:37:56,139
REINDEER TRACKS.
783
00:38:08,444 --> 00:38:09,944
( glass shattering )
784
00:38:13,258 --> 00:38:14,365
( creaks )
785
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:16,767
AHHHH!
786
00:38:16,802 --> 00:38:19,103
WHOA-- AHH,
BRIGHT LIGHT.
787
00:38:19,138 --> 00:38:22,248
YOU ARE THE SPITTING IMAGE
OF YOUR FATHER, YES.
788
00:38:22,283 --> 00:38:26,102
THOUGH IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN,
YOU HAVE YOUR MOTHER'S EYES.
789
00:38:26,137 --> 00:38:28,020
MY MOTH--
790
00:38:28,056 --> 00:38:30,089
YOU-- YOU KNEW
MY PARENTS?
791
00:38:30,124 --> 00:38:32,467
WE IN THE SECRET ORDER
ALL KNEW YOUR PARENTS.
792
00:38:32,502 --> 00:38:35,945
BUT WHEN THEY STOPPED COMING,
I ALONE KEPT THE VIGIL.
793
00:38:35,981 --> 00:38:37,822
I KNEW IN TIME
YOU'D TAKE HIS PLACE.
794
00:38:37,857 --> 00:38:40,316
I STILL BELIEVED...
795
00:38:40,351 --> 00:38:42,084
THAT YOU WOULD
COME BACK ONE DAY.
796
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:44,679
ME?
YOU KNOW ME?
797
00:38:44,714 --> 00:38:48,749
AHA. WHEN I SAW YOU
IN MY GARAGE,
798
00:38:48,785 --> 00:38:50,927
I KNEW YOU CAME BACK
TO RESTORE WHAT WAS,
799
00:38:50,962 --> 00:38:53,538
TO SEE ONE LAST MAGIC
CHRISTMAS EVE
800
00:38:53,573 --> 00:38:55,865
BEFORE MY TIME IS GONE.
801
00:38:55,900 --> 00:38:58,610
MM-HMM, MM-HMM.
I'M GONNA GO WITH, "HUH?"
802
00:38:58,645 --> 00:39:00,870
THE FEAST,
THE DECORATING,
803
00:39:00,906 --> 00:39:02,554
THE CHRISTMAS EVE PARTY--
804
00:39:02,590 --> 00:39:04,031
IT ALL FALLS ON
YOU NOW, NICK.
805
00:39:04,067 --> 00:39:07,626
- LET THE WALLS
TALK YOU THROUGH IT.
- TALK ME--
806
00:39:07,662 --> 00:39:09,937
IT'S YOUR PAST.
IT'S YOUR FUTURE.
807
00:39:09,973 --> 00:39:12,598
ON CHRISTMAS EVE,
ALL WILL BE REVEALED.
808
00:39:12,633 --> 00:39:14,333
ALL WILL BE REVEALED?
WHAT--
809
00:39:14,368 --> 00:39:17,336
- Man: THIS IS THE POLICE!
- THEY SHOULDN'T GET YOU HERE.
HURRY.
810
00:39:17,371 --> 00:39:18,980
( door creaks )
811
00:39:19,015 --> 00:39:22,975
HENRY, YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT
SUPPOSED TO BE IN HERE.
812
00:39:23,010 --> 00:39:24,803
COME ON, WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE GET YOU HOME?
813
00:39:24,838 --> 00:39:26,412
BUT CHRISTMAS EVE IS
TWO DAYS AWAY!
814
00:39:26,447 --> 00:39:29,307
- IT'S OKAY, HENRY. COME ON.
- CHRISTMAS EVE IS
TWO DAYS AWAY!
815
00:39:29,342 --> 00:39:31,075
COME ON, LET'S GO.
816
00:39:31,111 --> 00:39:32,527
HMM.
817
00:39:36,324 --> 00:39:38,149
Sandy:
COME ON, BUDDY,
THIS WAY.
818
00:39:38,184 --> 00:39:39,659
THERE'S GOTTA BE
A MIRROR IN HERE.
819
00:39:46,409 --> 00:39:48,743
OKAY.
820
00:39:48,778 --> 00:39:50,628
HERE WE GO, BUDDY.
READY?
821
00:39:52,974 --> 00:39:55,091
HERE WE GO.
822
00:39:59,539 --> 00:40:01,797
( electrical whirring )
823
00:40:01,832 --> 00:40:04,392
WHOA.
824
00:40:22,420 --> 00:40:24,553
- AHH!
- AHHHHH!
825
00:40:24,589 --> 00:40:27,356
- I KNEW YOU WERE THERE.
- YEAH, SURE.
826
00:40:27,391 --> 00:40:28,699
NO, I DID.
I WAS PLAY-ACTING.
827
00:40:28,734 --> 00:40:31,060
MM-HMM.
828
00:40:31,096 --> 00:40:33,663
WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN THERE?
TALKING TO A GHOST?
829
00:40:33,698 --> 00:40:35,039
NOT TALKING TO
A GHOST, ACTUALLY.
830
00:40:35,075 --> 00:40:37,291
TALKING TO A PLEASANT
OLD-TIMER WHO SAID HE
KNEW ME,
831
00:40:37,326 --> 00:40:38,968
KNEW MY PARENTS.
832
00:40:39,003 --> 00:40:40,178
GAVE ME THIS.
833
00:40:43,608 --> 00:40:45,583
I KNOW THIS.
834
00:40:45,619 --> 00:40:47,193
MM, NO YOU DON'T.
835
00:40:47,228 --> 00:40:49,369
I'M ONTO YOU,
CONNIVING MINOR.
836
00:40:49,405 --> 00:40:50,396
I KNOW
YOUR SCHEMING WAYS.
837
00:40:50,431 --> 00:40:53,158
YOU DIDN'T EVEN
KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT
MY DRAWINGS.
838
00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:54,784
YOU ONLY SAID SO
SO I'D WEAR
THE SANTA SUIT.
839
00:40:54,819 --> 00:40:56,218
AND AFTER ALL WE'VE
BEEN THROUGH TOGETHER!
840
00:40:56,254 --> 00:40:57,528
I'M HURT.
841
00:41:00,441 --> 00:41:02,200
LOOK.
842
00:41:04,228 --> 00:41:05,786
MM-HMM.
843
00:41:19,436 --> 00:41:23,287
YULETIDE CAROLS BEING
SUNG BY A CHOIR!
844
00:41:23,323 --> 00:41:24,096
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
845
00:41:30,355 --> 00:41:32,530
I TOLD YOU.
846
00:41:32,565 --> 00:41:35,658
SO WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
847
00:41:35,693 --> 00:41:40,555
WHY, "IT IS YOUR PAST.
IT IS YOUR FUTURE.
848
00:41:40,590 --> 00:41:42,339
THE WALLS WILL
TALK YOU THROUGH IT," HE SAID.
849
00:41:42,375 --> 00:41:46,435
FOR ONE LAST
BIG CHRISTMAS PARTY.
850
00:41:46,470 --> 00:41:49,130
HE SAID ON
CHRISTMAS EVE
851
00:41:49,165 --> 00:41:51,015
ALL WILL
BE REVEALED.
852
00:41:51,051 --> 00:41:53,067
- WHAT WILL BE REVEALED?
- I DON'T KNOW.
853
00:41:53,103 --> 00:41:55,303
BUT WHATEVER IT IS,
854
00:41:55,338 --> 00:41:57,855
IT'S GONNA
HAPPEN RIGHT HERE.
855
00:41:57,891 --> 00:41:59,465
AND IT'S UP TO US
TO GET READY FOR IT.
856
00:42:04,214 --> 00:42:06,306
( chewing, belching )
857
00:42:06,341 --> 00:42:07,932
WHOA, NO NO NO.
858
00:42:07,967 --> 00:42:12,111
- ( bellows )
- STEP AWAY FROM
THE FEED BARRELS.
859
00:42:12,146 --> 00:42:14,906
YOU GUYS ARE ON
A MEAL PLAN.
860
00:42:14,941 --> 00:42:17,191
NOW I WANT YOU
TREADMILLING.
861
00:42:17,227 --> 00:42:18,710
I WANT YOU JUMP ROPING.
862
00:42:18,745 --> 00:42:21,379
I WANT YOU YOGA-ING.
863
00:42:21,414 --> 00:42:24,431
YOU'VE GOT LESS THAN
24 HOURS TO GET YOUR
PORTLY SELVES AIRBORNE.
864
00:42:24,467 --> 00:42:27,293
( all moaning )
865
00:42:27,328 --> 00:42:28,477
I THOUGHT
I HEARD SOMETHING.
866
00:42:28,513 --> 00:42:30,179
AHH! OH.
867
00:42:30,214 --> 00:42:34,258
GALFRID, YOU HAVE
GOT TO STOP SNEAKING UP
ON ME LIKE THAT.
868
00:42:34,293 --> 00:42:36,643
WELL, YOU LEFT THE BOOK
OPEN, MY DEAR.
869
00:42:36,679 --> 00:42:38,421
AND JUST TO BE CLEAR,
I DON'T SNEAK,
870
00:42:38,456 --> 00:42:40,990
I TURN SLOWLY.
871
00:42:41,025 --> 00:42:43,317
SO YOU'VE RETURNED WITH NICK
AND ALL IS WELL?
872
00:42:43,352 --> 00:42:45,753
YEAH... NO.
873
00:42:45,788 --> 00:42:49,540
BUDDY AND I RAN INTO
HIM BY ACCIDENT AND
THEN HE JUST DISAPPEARED.
874
00:42:49,576 --> 00:42:50,816
WE HAVE TO FIND HIM.
875
00:42:50,851 --> 00:42:52,743
OH, MY.
ALL IS LOST.
876
00:42:52,779 --> 00:42:54,270
CHRISTMAS IS
RUINED FOREVER.
877
00:42:54,305 --> 00:42:55,646
OH, NO, REALLY?
878
00:42:55,681 --> 00:42:58,632
OH, MY FAIR SANDY,
WHAT KIND OF BOOK DO
YOU THINK I LIVE IN?
879
00:42:58,667 --> 00:43:00,051
"SANTA CLAUS
FOR DUMMIES"?
880
00:43:00,086 --> 00:43:01,218
THEY HAVE A
"SANTA CLAUS FOR DUMMIES"?
881
00:43:01,254 --> 00:43:03,329
( groans )
882
00:43:03,331 --> 00:43:05,623
THE REINDEER!
THEY CAN ALWAYS FIND
THEIR MASTER.
883
00:43:05,658 --> 00:43:08,826
THAT'S WHAT
THEY DO.
884
00:43:08,862 --> 00:43:11,696
YOU, GALFRID, YOU,
ARE A GENIUS.
885
00:43:11,731 --> 00:43:13,164
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
886
00:43:14,634 --> 00:43:16,167
GET BACK IN THAT BOOK.
887
00:43:24,535 --> 00:43:27,003
HA! THERE HE IS.
888
00:43:27,038 --> 00:43:30,348
- GREAT JOB, BUDDY.
- ( grunts )
889
00:43:30,383 --> 00:43:33,759
IF YOU WEREN'T
A FLYING REINDEER, YOU'D BE
A REALLY GOOD BLOODHOUND.
890
00:43:33,794 --> 00:43:35,794
OKAY, HERE'S THE PLAN--
891
00:43:35,829 --> 00:43:37,922
I'M GONNA
GO GET NICK
892
00:43:37,957 --> 00:43:39,490
AND I WANT YOU TO GO
STRAIGHT HOME, ALL RIGHT?
893
00:43:39,525 --> 00:43:42,326
PROMISE ME.
BUDDY?
894
00:43:42,361 --> 00:43:44,028
BUDDY, DO YOU PROMISE?
895
00:43:45,665 --> 00:43:47,298
OH, THAT'S AWESOME.
896
00:43:47,333 --> 00:43:50,734
WELL, THE T.V. DID A STORY
ON ME SO MAYBE A NEWSPAPER
DID A STORY ON ME,
897
00:43:50,769 --> 00:43:52,962
AND IF A NEWSPAPER DID
A STORY, WE CAN GET
THE OLD MAN'S ADDRESS.
898
00:43:52,997 --> 00:43:54,630
- WE FIND THE OLD MAN--
- THAT'S A LOT OF MAYBES.
899
00:43:54,665 --> 00:43:56,899
- OH!
- OH, NOEL!
900
00:43:56,934 --> 00:43:58,701
I'M SO SORRY.
I SHOULD WATCH WHERE
I'M GOING--
901
00:43:58,736 --> 00:44:01,345
- ARE YOU--
- I'M SUCH A KLUTZ.
902
00:44:01,381 --> 00:44:02,905
I KNOW YOU.
903
00:44:02,941 --> 00:44:05,440
YOU DO?
904
00:44:05,476 --> 00:44:07,501
- OH!
- YEAH, I KNOW YOU.
905
00:44:07,537 --> 00:44:09,269
I CRASHED INTO YOU
ON THE STREET YESTERDAY.
906
00:44:09,305 --> 00:44:12,856
REMEMBER?
YESTERDAY-- OH, THAT'S
'CAUSE I WAS WEARING A BIG--
907
00:44:12,892 --> 00:44:17,411
- I HAD A BIG--
JOLLY OLD ST. NICK.
- ST. NICK, RIGHT.
908
00:44:17,447 --> 00:44:20,072
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SPILLED
OUR HARD-EARNED COIN?
909
00:44:20,107 --> 00:44:21,281
- OOH.
- HOW ARE WE
SUPPOSED TO EAT?
910
00:44:21,317 --> 00:44:25,044
OOH, EASY. DOWN, BOY.
EASY, STREET URCHIN WITH
ANGER ISSUES.
911
00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:27,380
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I INSIST I MAKE IT UP TO YOU.
912
00:44:27,415 --> 00:44:30,933
- LET ME BUY YOU BREAKFAST.
- WE'D LIKE TO BUT
WE CAN'T DO IT.
913
00:44:30,968 --> 00:44:34,103
- WE'RE DEVISING A PLAN.
- PANCAKES? WAFFLES?
914
00:44:34,138 --> 00:44:36,313
I'M HAVING MINE
WITH BLUEBERRIES.
915
00:44:36,348 --> 00:44:38,165
I GUESS WE'LL
STAY FOR BREAKFAST.
916
00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:39,250
DEAL.
917
00:44:42,430 --> 00:44:45,239
SO YOU-- YOU WOKE UP WITH
AN IMAGE IN YOUR HEAD,
918
00:44:45,274 --> 00:44:46,807
WHICH LED YOU TO
THE CLUB.
919
00:44:46,843 --> 00:44:50,744
AND NOW YOU WANT TO
TRACK DOWN THE MAN WHO
OWNS THE PLACE.
920
00:44:50,779 --> 00:44:54,173
IT'S-- WELL, IT'S NOT
JUST AN IMAGE.
921
00:44:54,208 --> 00:44:56,758
- IT'S MORE LIKE A-- A--
- FEELING.
922
00:44:56,794 --> 00:44:58,069
--FEELING. THANK YOU.
AND I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT.
923
00:44:58,104 --> 00:45:00,287
I JUST KNOW THE OLD MAN'S
GOT SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT.
924
00:45:00,322 --> 00:45:03,582
AND I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THERE,
AT THAT PLACE, IN THAT BUILDING
925
00:45:03,618 --> 00:45:05,885
ON CHRISTMAS EVE
AT A PARTY.
926
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:07,461
I KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY,
DOESN'T IT?
927
00:45:07,496 --> 00:45:08,963
TRUST ME...
928
00:45:08,998 --> 00:45:10,197
I'VE HEARD CRAZIER.
929
00:45:12,794 --> 00:45:13,893
Ryan:
CRAZY LIKE A FOX.
930
00:45:13,928 --> 00:45:16,403
WE'LL PULL IN SERIOUS GREEN
FROM THAT CHRISTMAS AFFAIR--
931
00:45:16,438 --> 00:45:18,423
COAT CHECK, HOT--
932
00:45:18,425 --> 00:45:19,523
ALL RIGHT, CALM DOWN,
EATING MACHINE, ALL RIGHT?
933
00:45:19,559 --> 00:45:21,959
AND DON'T TALK
WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL.
IT'S A VERY NAUGHTY TRAIT.
934
00:45:21,995 --> 00:45:24,871
YEAH, OKAY, SANTA.
AHH!
935
00:45:24,906 --> 00:45:26,722
OH, THAT'S UNFORTUNATE
THAT HAPPENED,
936
00:45:26,757 --> 00:45:27,664
'CAUSE LOOK,
THERE GO THE PLATES.
937
00:45:27,700 --> 00:45:29,483
- ALL RIGHT, WE
HATE TO EAT AND RUN.
- SO DON'T--
938
00:45:29,518 --> 00:45:32,069
- BUT WE'RE GONNA EAT AND RUN.
LET'S GO.
- WAIT! WAIT!
939
00:45:32,105 --> 00:45:33,412
SORRY.
THAT WAS EMPHATIC.
940
00:45:33,448 --> 00:45:36,957
I WAS THINKING,
AN AMBULANCE PICKED YOU
UP FROM THE OLD MAN'S HOUSE
941
00:45:36,992 --> 00:45:39,602
AND TOOK YOU TO THE HOSPITAL,
SO THERE MUST BE A RECORD
OF THE PICKUP IN YOUR FILE.
942
00:45:42,957 --> 00:45:45,474
SORRY, WE DON'T GIVE OUT
PERSONAL INFORMATION.
943
00:45:45,510 --> 00:45:49,370
YOU WANT IT?
YOU'RE GONNA NEED AN ORDER
FROM A JUDGE.
944
00:45:49,372 --> 00:45:50,680
UH-HUH. AND WHAT DO YOU
SUPPOSE THAT JUDGE WOULD SAY
945
00:45:50,715 --> 00:45:53,649
IF HE FOUND OUT A HOSPITAL
EMPLOYEE LET A MAN
WITH AMNESIA
946
00:45:53,684 --> 00:45:55,409
STROLL OUT THE DOOR
ON HER WATCH?
947
00:46:02,961 --> 00:46:04,210
HI.
948
00:46:07,715 --> 00:46:10,466
THAT'S-- THAT'S HER.
THAT'S HER.
949
00:46:10,501 --> 00:46:12,334
HERE SHE COMES.
950
00:46:12,369 --> 00:46:16,397
THE LOVELY LADY INSIDE
MISPLACED SOMETHING VERY
IMPORTANT OF MINE,
951
00:46:16,432 --> 00:46:18,140
SO SHE FELT SHE
OWED ME A FAVOR.
952
00:46:20,444 --> 00:46:22,953
DECK THE HALLS!
YOU'RE GOOD. SHE'S GOOD.
YOU'RE GOOD.
953
00:46:22,988 --> 00:46:26,198
- I'M GOOD.
- SO WHAT'S THE PLAN FOR
SPRINGING THE OLD MAN?
954
00:46:26,234 --> 00:46:28,501
- YOU GOT A PLAN
FOR SPRINGING THE OLD MAN?
- YEAH, I DO.
955
00:46:28,536 --> 00:46:31,520
OKAY, HERE'S WHAT WE'RE
GONNA DO-- RYAN AND I
WILL KNOCK ON HIS DOOR.
956
00:46:31,555 --> 00:46:33,564
AND THEN WE'LL COME UP...
957
00:46:33,599 --> 00:46:35,933
WELL WELL, BOBCAT.
958
00:46:35,968 --> 00:46:38,435
LOOKS LIKE YOU FOUND
NICKY BOY AFTER ALL.
959
00:46:38,470 --> 00:46:41,622
BUT WHAT ARE YOU
UP TO NOW?
960
00:46:44,944 --> 00:46:47,052
OH, LOOK AT THAT!
HE GOT PUNCHED IN THE EYE.
961
00:46:47,088 --> 00:46:50,030
HO! I SAID DON'T GO IN THERE.
HOW MANY TIMES I GOTTA YELL--
962
00:46:50,065 --> 00:46:51,139
HOE MANY TIMES I GOT
TO TELL YOU, MAN?
963
00:46:51,175 --> 00:46:53,976
- WHAT'D YOU DO
WITH MY NEW SUIT?
- MAN, I STASHED IT.
964
00:46:53,978 --> 00:46:54,526
YOU DON'T NEED A NEW SUIT
TO WATCH SOAP OPERAS.
965
00:46:54,561 --> 00:46:57,296
I DON'T INTEND TO
WASTE MY DAY IN FRONT
OF THE BOOBIS TUBIS.
966
00:46:57,332 --> 00:47:00,983
I MIGHT HAVE A HOT DATE OR
STEP OUTSIDE FOR SOME FRESH AIR.
967
00:47:01,018 --> 00:47:02,025
YOU GOT PLENTY OF
FRESH AIR RIGHT HERE.
968
00:47:02,061 --> 00:47:05,295
BESIDES, BROTHER, HOT DATE?
I THINK THOSE DAYS ARE
LONG GONE.
969
00:47:05,331 --> 00:47:07,865
YOU AIN'T GETTING
OUT OF MY SIGHT AGAIN.
YOU GOT AWAY FROM ME ONCE.
970
00:47:07,900 --> 00:47:09,175
IT AIN'T HAPPENING
AGAIN, BABY.
971
00:47:09,210 --> 00:47:12,762
I CAN TELL BY THE ARMY
OF CRUMBS MOBILIZED ON
YOUR T-SHIRT
972
00:47:12,797 --> 00:47:14,730
THAT YOU ARE INDEED
A FORCE TO BE RECKONED WITH.
973
00:47:14,765 --> 00:47:16,866
- LOOK AT--
- ( doorbell rings )
974
00:47:16,901 --> 00:47:19,585
AHH!
975
00:47:19,621 --> 00:47:22,112
DO YOU MIND?
976
00:47:22,147 --> 00:47:23,497
YEAH.
977
00:47:30,415 --> 00:47:32,014
MERRY CHRISTMAS, MISTER.
978
00:47:32,050 --> 00:47:35,759
WE'RE COLLECTING
OLD GAMES AND G.I. JOES FOR
UNDERPRIVILEGED KIDS.
979
00:47:35,795 --> 00:47:37,903
MM, WELL,
YOU GOT THE WRONG HOUSE.
980
00:47:37,939 --> 00:47:40,139
AIN'T NOTHING BUT
OLD PEOPLE UP IN HERE!
981
00:47:40,174 --> 00:47:43,576
MISTER, ARE YOU SURE YOU
DON'T HAVE ANY TOYS LEFT?
982
00:47:43,611 --> 00:47:46,646
- GOT ANY GRANDKIDS
OR SOMETHING?
- THERE NEVER BEEN NO GRANDK.
983
00:47:46,681 --> 00:47:49,807
WHY DON'T YOU TRY
THE HOUSE ACROSS THE STREET?
THEY GOT GRANDKIDS.
984
00:47:49,842 --> 00:47:51,317
NO NO NO!
WAIT WAIT WAIT!
985
00:47:53,905 --> 00:47:57,739
I THINK I MAY HAVE--
YES, I HAVE PRECISELY
WHAT YOU MIGHT NEED
986
00:47:57,775 --> 00:48:00,025
OUT BACK,
IN THE GARAGE.
987
00:48:00,061 --> 00:48:01,902
OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
WE REALLY APPRECIATE IT.
988
00:48:01,937 --> 00:48:03,837
I'M NOT GONNA MISS
MY STORY, OKAY?
989
00:48:03,872 --> 00:48:05,480
NOBODY ASKED YOU
TO COME WITH US.
990
00:48:05,516 --> 00:48:08,792
LIKE I'M GONNA LET
YOU OUT OF MY SIGHT AFTER
WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME.
991
00:48:12,431 --> 00:48:13,722
WHAT'S THAT?
992
00:48:13,757 --> 00:48:15,582
WHOA WHOA--
DON'T TOUCH NOTHING.
993
00:48:15,618 --> 00:48:17,418
IT'S OKAY, IT'S OKAY.
LEAVE 'EM ALONE.
994
00:48:17,453 --> 00:48:20,079
OH, MAN,
THAT CAR'S OFF THE HOOK!
995
00:48:20,114 --> 00:48:22,681
KATIE HAD PLENTY OF DOLLS
WHEN SHE WAS YOUNG.
996
00:48:22,716 --> 00:48:26,334
MY EMMA KEPT 'EM
IN THIS STORAGE CLOSET.
997
00:48:26,370 --> 00:48:30,064
GUSTAVO, WOULD YOU MIND
TAKING SOME OF THE BOXES
DOWN FOR THE LADY?
998
00:48:31,601 --> 00:48:33,500
WELL, IT'S FOR THE LADY.
999
00:48:33,535 --> 00:48:36,287
OH, THANKS.
1000
00:48:36,322 --> 00:48:38,822
YEAH, A FEW OF THOSE
IN THE BACK.
1001
00:48:38,857 --> 00:48:39,782
- IN THE BACK.
- LIKE BACK HERE?
1002
00:48:39,817 --> 00:48:42,201
- THIS WHAT YOU MEAN?
- YEAH. YEAH, THOSE UP THERE.
1003
00:48:46,324 --> 00:48:48,040
HEY, THESE AIN'T DOLLS.
1004
00:48:48,075 --> 00:48:49,742
THIS IS A BUNCH OF
MACARONI AND CHEESE.
1005
00:48:49,777 --> 00:48:52,203
AIN'T NO DOLLS IN HERE.
1006
00:48:52,238 --> 00:48:55,030
HEY, WHAT--
HEY, WHAT YOU DOING?
1007
00:48:55,065 --> 00:48:57,825
- HEY! HEY, MAN.
- GIVE ME A HAND.
1008
00:48:57,860 --> 00:48:59,677
LET ME OUT OF HERE!
WHERE YOU GOING?
1009
00:49:03,983 --> 00:49:05,566
THE T.V. DON'T WORK!
1010
00:49:05,601 --> 00:49:07,201
BUCKLE UP, EVERYBODY.
1011
00:49:07,236 --> 00:49:11,355
AND ALL WILL BE REVEALED
AT THE PARTY LIKE YOU SAID,
RIGHT?
1012
00:49:11,391 --> 00:49:14,108
AND, UH,
YOU CAN DRIVE THIS THING?
1013
00:49:21,750 --> 00:49:24,284
All:
WHOA! AHH!
1014
00:49:26,105 --> 00:49:27,663
- HANG ON!
- SLOW DOWN.
1015
00:49:29,316 --> 00:49:31,625
Sandy:
HENRY!
1016
00:50:01,382 --> 00:50:03,532
SANDY, THERE'S A TREE
STAND IN THE BACK SEAT.
1017
00:50:03,568 --> 00:50:04,867
- WILL YOU GET IT?
- OF COURSE.
1018
00:50:10,966 --> 00:50:14,293
DECEMBER 23rd! THAT'S
A BIT LATE FOR CHRISTMAS
SHOPPING, LITTLE LADY.
1019
00:50:14,328 --> 00:50:15,819
BUCK!
1020
00:50:15,855 --> 00:50:17,546
YOU VANISHED ON ME.
1021
00:50:17,581 --> 00:50:20,565
OH!
I'M SORRY.
1022
00:50:20,601 --> 00:50:22,543
THINGS GOT SO CRAZY.
HOW'D YOU FIND ME?
1023
00:50:22,578 --> 00:50:25,021
YOU KNOW IT IS
WHAT I DO.
1024
00:50:25,023 --> 00:50:27,756
SO I SEE EVERYTHING WORKED OUT
WITH OLD NICKY BOY.
1025
00:50:27,792 --> 00:50:29,374
YEAH YEAH, I FOUND HIM.
EVERYTHING'S GREAT.
1026
00:50:29,410 --> 00:50:31,643
HIS MEMORY IS BACK?
1027
00:50:31,678 --> 00:50:34,938
- WE'RE--
WE'RE WORKING ON THAT.
- GOOD.
1028
00:50:34,973 --> 00:50:37,874
REALLY, DESPITE WHAT
HAPPENED LAST CHRISTMAS,
1029
00:50:37,910 --> 00:50:39,142
ALL I EVER WANTED WAS
YOU TO BE HAPPY.
1030
00:50:39,178 --> 00:50:43,071
OH, THAT'S SO SWEET, BUCK.
I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY TOO.
1031
00:50:43,106 --> 00:50:47,192
WELL, I BEST SNEAK OUT
BEFORE NICK SEES ME.
1032
00:50:47,227 --> 00:50:49,078
- FRIENDS?
- OF COURSE.
1033
00:50:53,809 --> 00:50:55,751
THANK YOU SO MUCH
AND HAVE A GREAT CHRISTMAS.
1034
00:50:55,787 --> 00:50:56,794
THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT I WAS THINKING.
1035
00:51:03,494 --> 00:51:06,778
FUSE BOX WORKS.
1036
00:51:06,814 --> 00:51:08,530
I GOT THE REST OF
THE LIGHTS TO WORK.
1037
00:51:08,565 --> 00:51:09,915
I'LL SAY.
1038
00:51:09,950 --> 00:51:13,611
YOU KNOW, IT'S HARD TO IMAGINE
HOW ALIVE THIS PLACE ONCE WAS.
1039
00:51:13,646 --> 00:51:15,812
- THAT RIGHT?
- THE MUSIC, THE DANCING--
1040
00:51:15,847 --> 00:51:18,331
- CHRISTMAS EVE WAS THE NIGHT.
- REALLY?
1041
00:51:18,367 --> 00:51:20,326
MM-HMM.
ORDER OF THE CARIBOU.
1042
00:51:20,361 --> 00:51:22,536
ONLY THOSE SWORN TO
SECRECY COULD ATTEND.
1043
00:51:22,571 --> 00:51:24,054
ONLY THOSE WITH
THE PASSWORD COULD GET IN.
1044
00:51:24,089 --> 00:51:27,374
REALLY? WHY ALL THE--
♪ DA DA DA! ♪ CLOAK AND DAGGER?
1045
00:51:27,409 --> 00:51:30,435
'CAUSE WITHIN THESE WALLS
WAS KEPT THE BIGGEST SECRET
1046
00:51:30,471 --> 00:51:31,987
IN RECORDED HISTORY.
1047
00:51:32,022 --> 00:51:33,488
- OH, SO THAT'S WHY.
- MM-HMM.
1048
00:51:33,523 --> 00:51:35,082
OH, BOY.
1049
00:51:37,644 --> 00:51:39,153
Henry:
EVERY YEAR ON CHRISTMAS EVE
1050
00:51:39,188 --> 00:51:44,333
WE REVELERS WOULD
GATHER, FILLED WITH
MIRTH AND MERRIMENT.
1051
00:51:44,368 --> 00:51:46,952
THEN THE CLOCK
WOULD STRIKE 12:00
1052
00:51:46,987 --> 00:51:49,529
AND THE MAGIC WOULD
TRULY BEGIN.
1053
00:51:49,565 --> 00:51:51,106
THE MIRROR WOULD GLOW
A RADIANT BLUE,
1054
00:51:51,142 --> 00:51:53,926
- A TERRIFIC WIND WITH SNOW
WOULD KICK UP...
- ( gasps )
1055
00:51:53,961 --> 00:51:56,536
NICK'S PARENTS?
1056
00:51:56,572 --> 00:51:59,539
- ...AND YOUR PARENTS
WOULD STEP--
- HENRY!
1057
00:51:59,575 --> 00:52:02,593
SORRY, WHAT--
MY PARENTS WOULD WHAT?
1058
00:52:02,628 --> 00:52:04,603
UH, CAN I TALK TO YOU
FOR A SECOND?
1059
00:52:04,638 --> 00:52:05,779
I'M SO SORRY.
EXCUSE ME.
1060
00:52:05,814 --> 00:52:07,656
NO, MY PARENTS--
1061
00:52:11,596 --> 00:52:14,346
UM, NICK'S PARENTS--
1062
00:52:14,381 --> 00:52:15,706
WAS THAT YOUR SECRET?
1063
00:52:20,504 --> 00:52:22,863
OH, MY DEAR,
YOU'RE HIS LOVE, AREN'T YOU?
1064
00:52:22,898 --> 00:52:25,249
YOU'RE HIS LOVE AND
HE DOESN'T KNOW YOU EITHER.
1065
00:52:25,284 --> 00:52:26,867
BUT HE HAS TO COME
TO IT ON HIS OWN.
1066
00:52:26,902 --> 00:52:29,002
IF WE TELL HIM
STRAIGHT OUT WHO HE IS,
1067
00:52:29,038 --> 00:52:30,053
IT COULD BE DESTRUCTIVE
TO NICK AND THE MAGIC.
1068
00:52:30,088 --> 00:52:33,649
CHRISTMAS EVE IS TOMORROW.
WHO'S GONNA FLY THE SLEIGH?
1069
00:52:33,651 --> 00:52:37,410
I KNOW. I HOPE THIS PARTY
TRIGGERS HIS MEMORY SO...
1070
00:52:37,446 --> 00:52:39,263
I THINK THIS NIGHT OF YOURS
IS MEANT TO HAPPEN.
1071
00:52:39,298 --> 00:52:41,965
WAIT, I'M SORRY.
1072
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:43,450
MY PARENTS WOULD STEP
RIGHT THROUGH WHAT NOW?
1073
00:52:43,486 --> 00:52:46,503
OH, UM, THE DOOR.
YEAH, THEY STEPPED RIGHT
THROUGH THE DOOR.
1074
00:52:46,539 --> 00:52:48,998
THEY WERE ALWAYS LATE.
SNAPPY DANCERS, THOUGH.
1075
00:52:49,033 --> 00:52:51,466
I BARELY KNEW 'EM AT ALL.
ANYWAY, RYAN!
1076
00:52:51,502 --> 00:52:53,551
RYAN, LET'S TAKE THAT TRASH
OUT IN THE ALLEY.
1077
00:52:53,587 --> 00:52:56,171
HELP ME OUT HERE,
OKAY, KID?
1078
00:52:56,206 --> 00:52:58,440
- CRAZY OLD DUDE.
- RYAN?
1079
00:52:58,476 --> 00:53:01,226
UM, I WAS THINKING,
1080
00:53:01,262 --> 00:53:03,887
DO YOU-- DO YOU WANT TO
HELP ME DECORATE THE TREE?
1081
00:53:03,923 --> 00:53:05,764
UH, THE TREE--
1082
00:53:05,799 --> 00:53:08,408
I DON'T-- I DON'T KNOW IF
I'D BE VERY GOOD AT THAT.
1083
00:53:08,444 --> 00:53:10,377
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
1084
00:53:10,412 --> 00:53:12,804
I BET YOU'RE
A NATURAL.
1085
00:53:20,714 --> 00:53:22,589
- WOW.
- YEAH.
1086
00:53:22,624 --> 00:53:23,857
- THAT'S GREAT.
- THANKS.
1087
00:53:27,763 --> 00:53:29,521
HERE GOES NOTHING.
1088
00:53:29,556 --> 00:53:31,598
( all gasping )
1089
00:53:31,634 --> 00:53:34,284
OH, WOW.
1090
00:53:35,754 --> 00:53:37,713
LET IT SNOW.
1091
00:53:37,748 --> 00:53:40,282
ISN'T THAT SOMETHING?
1092
00:53:40,317 --> 00:53:42,000
SURE IS.
1093
00:53:44,863 --> 00:53:47,097
- AHH.
- OH.
1094
00:53:47,132 --> 00:53:48,673
WHOA, HOLD ON, SANDY.
1095
00:53:48,709 --> 00:53:50,575
NO, NOT THE TREE,
NOT THE TREE!
1096
00:53:50,610 --> 00:53:52,269
NOT THE KID,
NOT THE KID!
1097
00:53:52,305 --> 00:53:56,023
( screams )
1098
00:53:56,058 --> 00:53:57,916
- OH, THANKS.
- GOT YA. SURE.
1099
00:53:57,951 --> 00:54:01,070
- NICE WORK THERE, CATCHING ME.
- GOOD JOB ON THE FALLING.
1100
00:54:01,105 --> 00:54:03,496
- I FELL ON YOU.
- IT WAS MY PLEASURE.
1101
00:54:03,532 --> 00:54:05,565
- ARE YOU GUYS OKAY?
- YEAH.
1102
00:54:05,601 --> 00:54:06,800
- YOU OKAY?
- WHAT?
1103
00:54:06,835 --> 00:54:08,051
- I'M GOOD.
- I'M FINE.
1104
00:54:08,086 --> 00:54:10,003
YOU'RE OKAY, RIGHT?
GOOD, I'M FINE.
1105
00:54:10,038 --> 00:54:11,955
THAT'S GOOD.
1106
00:54:11,990 --> 00:54:13,165
ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO,
STOP FOOLING AROUND.
1107
00:54:13,200 --> 00:54:16,759
WELL, WAIT TILL
THE MEMBERS OF
THE ORDER SEE THIS.
1108
00:54:16,795 --> 00:54:18,620
NOT BAD FOR
A DAY'S WORK.
1109
00:54:18,656 --> 00:54:20,756
TRULY WORTHY
OF SANTA.
1110
00:54:20,791 --> 00:54:23,409
SANTA?
DON'T SANTA IT UP FOR ME.
1111
00:54:23,444 --> 00:54:25,302
I GAVE UP ON SANTA
A LONG TIME AGO.
1112
00:54:25,337 --> 00:54:28,171
I MIGHT RECONSIDER THAT
IF I WERE YOU, YOUNG MAN.
1113
00:55:03,451 --> 00:55:05,125
LET'S SEE WHAT
THIS STUFF CAN DO.
1114
00:55:10,666 --> 00:55:12,799
OKAY, LET IT SNOW, BABY.
1115
00:55:16,963 --> 00:55:20,432
OKAY, MIRROR,
TAKE ME TO SANDY'S HOUSE.
1116
00:55:24,780 --> 00:55:26,146
WHOOOA!
1117
00:55:36,792 --> 00:55:39,451
OH, UH...
1118
00:55:49,280 --> 00:55:50,596
ANOTHER SANTA YOU
FLATTENED ON THE SIDEWALK?
1119
00:55:50,631 --> 00:55:53,749
( laughs )
THERE'S BEEN SO MANY,
WHO CAN KEEP TRACK?
1120
00:55:53,784 --> 00:55:55,575
YOU HAVE A THING
FOR THESE SANTAS?
1121
00:55:55,610 --> 00:55:58,378
- DEFINE "THING."
- ( Nick laughs )
1122
00:55:58,413 --> 00:56:00,480
I'D HATE TO BE THAT GUY,
THOUGH.
1123
00:56:00,515 --> 00:56:03,391
TODAY'S SANTA--
CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT?
1124
00:56:03,426 --> 00:56:05,576
I MEAN, WHAT KIND OF
LIFE WOULD THAT BE?
1125
00:56:05,612 --> 00:56:07,845
YOU KNOW,
ALL BY YOURSELF,
1126
00:56:07,881 --> 00:56:10,123
DISAPPEARING FOR MOST
OF THE YEAR, ALONE.
1127
00:56:10,159 --> 00:56:12,342
HOW WOULD--
HOW WOULD HE MEET SOMEONE?
1128
00:56:12,377 --> 00:56:14,194
I MEAN,
HOW WOULD HE...
1129
00:56:15,898 --> 00:56:18,331
FIND SOMEONE?
1130
00:56:18,366 --> 00:56:19,908
HE WOULD FIND SOMEONE.
1131
00:56:21,862 --> 00:56:23,821
YOU KNOW, I BET
IT'S ACTUALLY--
1132
00:56:23,856 --> 00:56:27,248
IT'S PRETTY NICE UP--
UP NORTH.
1133
00:56:27,284 --> 00:56:29,593
NORTH--
NORTH POLE.
1134
00:56:29,628 --> 00:56:31,920
- YEAH.
- I BET IT'S ROMANTIC.
1135
00:56:37,861 --> 00:56:40,178
YOU DO HAVE A THING
FOR THE SANTAS.
1136
00:56:41,323 --> 00:56:42,889
YES, I DO.
1137
00:56:51,199 --> 00:56:53,617
DUDE, WHAT IS THIS?
1138
00:56:53,652 --> 00:56:55,393
IT'S A RECORD PLAYER.
1139
00:56:55,428 --> 00:56:56,736
IT PLAYS MUSIC.
1140
00:56:56,772 --> 00:56:58,513
PRETTY TOUGH TO
TAKE TO THE GYM.
1141
00:56:58,549 --> 00:57:00,073
( laughs )
1142
00:57:14,381 --> 00:57:17,824
YOU'RE NOT MUCH OF A BELIEVER
IN CHRISTMAS, ARE YOU?
1143
00:57:17,859 --> 00:57:19,559
ARE YOU KIDDING?
IT'S THE BEST TIME OF THE YEAR.
1144
00:57:19,594 --> 00:57:20,644
SOME SERIOUS COIN
TO BE MADE.
1145
00:57:20,679 --> 00:57:23,655
THAT'S NOT QUITE
THE TRADITIONAL
CHRISTMAS SPIRIT.
1146
00:57:23,690 --> 00:57:25,582
SO WHAT IS IT FOR YOU?
1147
00:57:25,617 --> 00:57:29,236
MMM, IT'S A TIME OF
JOY, CELEBRATION.
1148
00:57:29,271 --> 00:57:31,212
IT'S THE MOST MAGICAL
TIME OF THE YEAR.
1149
00:57:31,247 --> 00:57:33,873
OR AT LEAST,
IT USED TO BE.
1150
00:57:33,909 --> 00:57:35,775
AND IT WILL BE AGAIN
TOMORROW NIGHT...
1151
00:57:35,811 --> 00:57:37,652
IF WE GET OUR WORK DONE.
1152
00:57:37,688 --> 00:57:39,362
- SO LET'S GET TO IT.
- 'KAY.
1153
00:57:43,302 --> 00:57:47,345
SO DO YOU GET THIS
FEELING THAT THERE MIGHT
BE SOMEBODY OUT THERE
1154
00:57:47,381 --> 00:57:50,039
LOOKING FOR YOU?
MAYBE SOMEONE SPECIAL?
1155
00:57:50,075 --> 00:57:52,625
OH, I DON'T KNOW.
PROBABLY NOT.
1156
00:57:52,660 --> 00:57:55,828
I MEAN, I THINK THAT
I WOULD KNOW, YOU KNOW?
1157
00:57:55,864 --> 00:57:59,115
EVEN WITH THE AMNESIA,
IF I WERE TRULY IN LOVE,
1158
00:57:59,150 --> 00:58:02,811
I'D FEEL IT...
IN MY HEART.
1159
00:58:02,846 --> 00:58:05,380
HOW ABOUT YOU?
DO YOU HAVE SOMEBODY SPECIAL
1160
00:58:05,415 --> 00:58:06,931
- TO SPEND CHRISTMAS WITH?
- NO.
1161
00:58:06,967 --> 00:58:08,750
- OH.
- WELL, I MEAN, NO, I DO.
1162
00:58:08,785 --> 00:58:11,928
- OH.
- I MEAN, YES. I--
1163
00:58:11,963 --> 00:58:13,613
- OH.
- NO.
1164
00:58:13,649 --> 00:58:16,466
OH.
1165
00:58:16,501 --> 00:58:18,068
- IT'S COMPLICATED.
- OH.
1166
00:58:20,563 --> 00:58:22,305
- COMPLICATED.
- CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?
1167
00:58:22,341 --> 00:58:24,683
OF COURSE.
1168
00:58:24,718 --> 00:58:28,895
IF YOU, UH,
KNEW SOMETHING IMPORTANT
1169
00:58:28,930 --> 00:58:31,131
THAT SOUNDED REALLY
HARD TO BELIEVE,
1170
00:58:31,166 --> 00:58:33,825
BUT YOU NEEDED TO
TELL SOMEONE ABOUT IT
1171
00:58:33,861 --> 00:58:37,754
AND YOU DIDN'T KNOW HOW,
WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
1172
00:58:37,789 --> 00:58:39,965
I'D HAVE TO TRY.
1173
00:59:02,422 --> 00:59:03,730
( snorts )
1174
00:59:03,765 --> 00:59:05,365
- MM-- OH!
- OH. OOH.
1175
00:59:07,761 --> 00:59:09,286
( snorts )
1176
00:59:11,606 --> 00:59:14,574
- I GOTTA GO.
- YOU--
1177
00:59:14,609 --> 00:59:16,293
- OH.
- I'LL MEET YOU AT THE CLUB.
1178
00:59:18,539 --> 00:59:20,430
AT THE CLUB.
YEAH, OKAY.
1179
00:59:20,465 --> 00:59:21,798
- OKAY, BYE.
- BYE.
1180
00:59:25,537 --> 00:59:27,596
THAT WENT WELL.
1181
00:59:28,873 --> 00:59:30,924
AHEM.
1182
00:59:30,959 --> 00:59:32,976
Sandy:
BUDDY!
1183
00:59:35,998 --> 00:59:37,772
( Buddy bellows )
1184
00:59:39,960 --> 00:59:41,526
( gasps )
BUDDY!
1185
00:59:44,740 --> 00:59:47,616
- BUDDY, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE?
- ( grunts )
1186
00:59:47,651 --> 00:59:51,419
SOMEONE COULD SEE YOU
STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO
BUCK'S TRUCK.
1187
00:59:51,454 --> 00:59:53,396
WHAT IS BUCK'S TRUCK
DOING HERE?
1188
00:59:53,432 --> 00:59:55,223
( grunts )
1189
00:59:55,258 --> 00:59:56,583
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
1190
01:00:18,631 --> 01:00:20,439
BUCK!
1191
01:00:20,475 --> 01:00:22,617
( electrical whirring )
1192
01:00:22,652 --> 01:00:25,195
Buck:
WHOOOOAAA!
1193
01:00:35,682 --> 01:00:36,956
( grunts )
1194
01:00:48,345 --> 01:00:49,636
( chuckles )
1195
01:00:52,891 --> 01:00:55,083
BUCK SEGER,
1196
01:00:55,118 --> 01:00:56,976
YOU JUST HIT
THE CHRISTMAS JACKPOT.
1197
01:01:19,643 --> 01:01:21,818
HEY, HOW'S IT GOING?
1198
01:01:21,854 --> 01:01:24,537
WELL, IT'S STRANGE,
1199
01:01:24,572 --> 01:01:27,073
YOU KNOW, NOT--
THANKS--
1200
01:01:27,109 --> 01:01:31,678
NOT KNOWING WHO I AM
THE LAST FEW DAYS OR
EVEN WHERE I COME FROM.
1201
01:01:31,713 --> 01:01:34,572
BUT I CAN'T HELP BUT THINK
THAT THE OLD GUY'S RIGHT.
1202
01:01:34,607 --> 01:01:37,992
SOMETHING'S
SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN AT
THE STROKE OF MIDNIGHT.
1203
01:01:38,028 --> 01:01:40,561
LET'S HOPE IT HAPPENS
BEFORE MIDNIGHT.
1204
01:01:40,597 --> 01:01:41,462
- WHAT WAS THAT?
- WHAT?
1205
01:01:41,498 --> 01:01:43,490
PARDON?
1206
01:01:43,525 --> 01:01:45,759
SO NOTHING'S RINGING
ANY BELLS?
1207
01:01:45,794 --> 01:01:49,620
NO FAMILIAR VISIONS
OF SUGARPLUMS DANCING
IN YOUR HEAD?
1208
01:01:49,656 --> 01:01:52,824
UM, NOT SINCE
THE LAST TIME YOU
ASKED ME FIVE MINUTES AGO.
1209
01:01:52,859 --> 01:01:54,075
NO.
1210
01:01:54,110 --> 01:01:57,036
WELL, MAYBE IT WAS SOMETHING
SO SEEMINGLY IMPLAUSIBLE--
1211
01:01:57,071 --> 01:01:59,214
THE NORTH POLE-- THAT YOU
WOULDN'T WANT TO MENTION IT--
1212
01:01:59,249 --> 01:02:01,674
BUDDY THE FLYING REINDEER--
FOR FEAR THAT YOU MIGHT
1213
01:02:01,710 --> 01:02:04,294
ENDING UP SOUNDING CRAZY--
YOU'RE SANTA CLAUS.
AHEM, WHAT?
1214
01:02:05,997 --> 01:02:08,114
YOU DOING OKAY?
1215
01:02:08,149 --> 01:02:10,408
- HITTING THE NOG?
- WHAT?
1216
01:02:10,444 --> 01:02:12,235
I'M GREAT.
1217
01:02:12,270 --> 01:02:14,679
I'M SO GOOD.
1218
01:02:17,234 --> 01:02:20,018
YOU'RE GONNA BE HERE,
RIGHT?
1219
01:02:21,622 --> 01:02:23,355
I MEAN-- I MEAN,
1220
01:02:23,390 --> 01:02:26,825
NOT THAT-- A GIRL
LIKE YOU PROBABLY HAS
A MILLION OPTIONS.
1221
01:02:26,860 --> 01:02:27,817
LIKE, TONIGHT,
CHRISTMAS EVE--
1222
01:02:27,852 --> 01:02:30,486
YOU PROBABLY
HAVE PLANS WITH
MR. IT'S-SO-COMPLICATED,
1223
01:02:30,522 --> 01:02:32,263
WHICH IS GREAT--
GREAT.
1224
01:02:32,298 --> 01:02:34,298
BUT YOU KNOW, IT WOULD
MEAN A LOT TO THE GUYS
1225
01:02:34,334 --> 01:02:35,742
IF YOU WERE TO
STICK AROUND-- TO ME.
1226
01:02:38,730 --> 01:02:41,898
IT WOULD MEAN A LOT
TO ME IF YOU--
1227
01:02:41,933 --> 01:02:43,958
- IF YOU'D--
- I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
1228
01:02:47,047 --> 01:02:48,363
HEY, YOU TWO,
1229
01:02:48,398 --> 01:02:51,257
- THERE'S WORK TO BE DONE
IN THE KITCHEN.
- OKAY.
1230
01:02:51,292 --> 01:02:54,819
HENRY, AREN'T
YOU FORGETTING A LITTLE
SOMETHING CALLED GUESTS?
1231
01:02:54,855 --> 01:02:56,687
YOU WORRY ABOUT
THE CHRISTMAS EVE FEAST
1232
01:02:56,723 --> 01:03:00,642
AND I'LL SET ABOUT
RALLYING UP THE SECRET
ORDER OF THE CARIBOU.
1233
01:03:04,056 --> 01:03:05,713
- WHAT'S WITH THE--
- I DUNNO.
1234
01:03:05,748 --> 01:03:07,724
ALL RIGHT.
WELL, THEN...
1235
01:03:07,759 --> 01:03:09,250
- LET'S COOK.
- OKAY.
1236
01:03:09,285 --> 01:03:11,035
CAN I COOK?
1237
01:03:11,070 --> 01:03:14,063
( pop song playing )
1238
01:03:14,099 --> 01:03:18,242
♪ 365 DAYS OF
HARD WORK EVERY YEAR... ♪
1239
01:03:18,278 --> 01:03:19,727
HI, THIS IS HENRY MAYS.
1240
01:03:19,763 --> 01:03:21,913
I'M TRYING TO
ROUND UP SOME OF THE MEMBERS
OF THE CARIBOU CLUB.
1241
01:03:23,975 --> 01:03:26,183
♪ AND WHEN WE
GET TOGETHER ♪
1242
01:03:26,219 --> 01:03:28,845
♪ IT'S LIKE
THE GOOD OLD DAYS ♪
1243
01:03:28,880 --> 01:03:30,863
♪ GREAT FOOD AND
A BIG OLD TREE ♪
1244
01:03:30,898 --> 01:03:32,156
♪ TIME TO CELEBRATE... ♪
1245
01:03:32,191 --> 01:03:33,433
HI, MAY I SPEAK
TO DARREN, PLEASE?
1246
01:03:33,468 --> 01:03:34,050
CHARLIE EVANS, PLEASE.
1247
01:03:35,262 --> 01:03:37,345
HEY!
1248
01:03:37,381 --> 01:03:38,746
HI, CAN I SPEAK TO
TATE, PLEASE?
1249
01:03:38,781 --> 01:03:40,824
♪ EVERYBODY GATHER ROUND ♪
1250
01:03:40,859 --> 01:03:43,234
- ♪ I'M SO GLAD THAT
CHRISTMASTIME IS HERE... ♪
- HERBERT, PLEASE.
1251
01:03:43,269 --> 01:03:45,920
♪ NAH NAH NAH NAH
HEY HEY ♪
1252
01:03:45,955 --> 01:03:49,423
♪ NAH NAH NAH NAH
NAH NAH NAH ♪
1253
01:03:49,459 --> 01:03:52,068
- ♪ I'M SO GLAD THAT
CHRISTMASTIME IS HERE... ♪
- ( sneezes )
1254
01:03:53,897 --> 01:03:58,558
♪ EVERYONE PLAYING LIKE THIS,
IT'S KEEPING US ALL WARM ♪
1255
01:03:58,593 --> 01:04:01,060
♪ PLAYING ON THE RADIO ♪
1256
01:04:01,095 --> 01:04:03,846
♪ ALL OUR FAVORITE SONGS ♪
1257
01:04:03,882 --> 01:04:05,982
♪ I'M SO GLAD THAT
CHRISTMASTIME IS HERE ♪
1258
01:04:06,017 --> 01:04:08,076
♪ I'M SO GLAD THAT
CHRISTMASTIME IS-- ♪
1259
01:04:08,111 --> 01:04:09,427
♪ HOO OOH ♪
1260
01:04:09,463 --> 01:04:12,438
♪ HEY EY ♪
1261
01:04:12,474 --> 01:04:14,466
♪ I'M SO GLAD THAT
CHRISTMASTIME IS HERE. ♪
1262
01:04:14,501 --> 01:04:15,884
OHH!
1263
01:04:57,585 --> 01:04:59,427
WHOA.
1264
01:05:07,971 --> 01:05:09,771
HUH.
1265
01:05:21,509 --> 01:05:23,159
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
PLEASE PLEASE.
1266
01:05:26,448 --> 01:05:29,490
HO! JACKPOT!
1267
01:05:29,525 --> 01:05:31,084
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
1268
01:05:37,758 --> 01:05:39,467
WELL, THAT'S A KEEPER.
1269
01:05:53,391 --> 01:05:55,441
HUH.
1270
01:05:55,476 --> 01:05:57,185
NOW WHY WOULD SOMEONE KEEP
A CRUMMY OLD BOOK
1271
01:05:57,220 --> 01:05:59,020
WITH BLANK PAGES?
1272
01:05:59,055 --> 01:06:01,172
AHHH!
1273
01:06:01,207 --> 01:06:02,949
OW! OH.
1274
01:06:07,054 --> 01:06:10,732
WHO OPENS THE BOOK...
UPSIDE DOWN?
1275
01:06:10,767 --> 01:06:13,292
WHO ARE YOU?
WHERE'D YOU COME FROM?
1276
01:06:13,328 --> 01:06:16,012
I AM GALFRID,
KEEPER OF THE BOOK.
1277
01:06:16,014 --> 01:06:17,905
ALL THAT HATH BEEN GLEANED
OF THE WIZARD'S SPELL
1278
01:06:17,940 --> 01:06:19,240
CAN BE FOUND RECORDED
IN THESE PAGES
1279
01:06:19,276 --> 01:06:22,343
SO THAT THE PRESENT-DAY
DESCENDENTS CAN FIND
GUIDANCE, IF NEED BE.
1280
01:06:22,379 --> 01:06:23,928
BUT THESE PAGES ARE BLANK.
1281
01:06:23,963 --> 01:06:27,390
OH, I CAN SEE WE'VE GOT
A FRIGHTFULLY QUICK ONE HERE.
1282
01:06:27,425 --> 01:06:32,803
I EMBODY THE WRITTEN WORD--
ALL THEIR WISDOM,
ALL THEIR EXPERIENCE.
1283
01:06:32,839 --> 01:06:34,747
THUSLY, WHEN A QUESTION
IS ASKED OF THE BOOK,
1284
01:06:34,783 --> 01:06:36,532
I AM COMPELLED
TO RESPOND.
1285
01:06:36,567 --> 01:06:39,327
- COMPELLED?
- YES.
1286
01:06:39,362 --> 01:06:42,805
MEANING YOU HAVE TO TELL ME
WHATEVER I WANT TO KNOW...
1287
01:06:42,840 --> 01:06:45,066
ABOUT NICK,
ABOUT THE FLYING MEATLOAF,
1288
01:06:45,101 --> 01:06:46,659
ABOUT THIS SPELL.
1289
01:06:46,694 --> 01:06:48,820
YES.
1290
01:06:48,855 --> 01:06:51,272
I'M AFRAID
I DO INDEED.
1291
01:06:51,307 --> 01:06:53,708
WELL, DON'T THAT
BEAT ALL?
1292
01:07:43,050 --> 01:07:47,011
GOOD... KING WENCESLAS.
1293
01:07:48,706 --> 01:07:50,164
YOU LOOK AMAZING.
1294
01:07:50,200 --> 01:07:51,966
REALLY?
1295
01:07:52,001 --> 01:07:54,243
YEAH. I MEAN, YEAH.
I MEAN, YEAH.
1296
01:07:54,278 --> 01:07:56,787
SO DO YOU.
1297
01:07:56,823 --> 01:07:59,123
YOU LOOK PRETTY
HANDSOME TOO, RYAN.
1298
01:07:59,159 --> 01:08:01,910
THANKS. BUT IF YOU GUYS
THINK THIS IS A PARTY,
1299
01:08:01,945 --> 01:08:04,044
I'M NOT WAITING AROUND
FOR NEW YEAR'S.
1300
01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:06,581
WHERE ARE THE PEOPLE
AND THEIR COATS?
1301
01:08:06,616 --> 01:08:08,207
SETTLE DOWN, ANGRY ELF.
THEY'LL BE HERE.
1302
01:08:08,242 --> 01:08:09,942
OLD HENRY KNOWS WHAT
HE'S DOING.
1303
01:08:09,977 --> 01:08:11,219
( door opens )
1304
01:08:11,254 --> 01:08:13,521
I'M AFRAID I DON'T.
1305
01:08:13,556 --> 01:08:15,314
- NOBODY'S COMING.
- Sandy: WHAT?
1306
01:08:15,349 --> 01:08:16,732
YES, THEY ARE.
OF COURSE THEY ARE.
1307
01:08:16,767 --> 01:08:18,701
WE NEED TO
GET YOU DRESSED.
1308
01:08:18,736 --> 01:08:20,628
NO, I CALLED EVERYBODY.
TURNS OUT
1309
01:08:20,664 --> 01:08:22,588
AS FOLKS GET OLDER,
SOME MOVE ON
1310
01:08:22,624 --> 01:08:24,382
AND OTHERS JUST
LOSE THE FAITH.
1311
01:08:28,154 --> 01:08:31,856
OH, HENRY,
I'M SO SORRY.
1312
01:08:31,891 --> 01:08:33,649
I'M THE ONE THAT'S SORRY,
FOR ALL OF THIS.
1313
01:08:33,684 --> 01:08:36,861
( sighs )
I FEEL LIKE A FOOL.
1314
01:08:36,896 --> 01:08:38,312
WHAT ARE WE GONNA
DO NOW?
1315
01:08:42,068 --> 01:08:43,401
OH, HENRY,
IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
1316
01:08:43,436 --> 01:08:46,003
COME ON, NICK.
1317
01:08:46,039 --> 01:08:47,489
LOOKS LIKE IT'S BACK TO
THE CORNER AND THE BELL.
1318
01:08:47,524 --> 01:08:50,199
NO. NO. SIT.
1319
01:08:50,235 --> 01:08:52,210
SIT. YOU GUYS,
WE CAN DO THIS.
1320
01:08:52,245 --> 01:08:54,186
NOW LOOK, WE HAVE
ALL THIS AMAZING FOOD.
1321
01:08:54,221 --> 01:08:56,488
THIS PLACE LOOKS
BEAUTIFUL.
1322
01:08:56,524 --> 01:08:58,633
I THINK WE SHOULD
ALL HAVE DINNER TOGETHER.
1323
01:08:58,668 --> 01:09:00,918
IT'LL BE LIKE
WE'RE A FAMILY.
1324
01:09:03,656 --> 01:09:06,691
NO, SANDY, IT'S--
1325
01:09:06,726 --> 01:09:09,668
IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE.
1326
01:09:09,704 --> 01:09:13,022
YOU SHOULD BE WITH
MR. IT'S-COMPLICATED.
1327
01:09:13,057 --> 01:09:15,917
HENRY, YOU SHOULD
BE WITH YOUR DAUGHTER.
1328
01:09:15,952 --> 01:09:17,552
- RYAN--
- DON'T BRING ME INTO THIS.
1329
01:09:17,587 --> 01:09:19,353
I'M OUTTA HERE.
1330
01:09:21,799 --> 01:09:25,118
I-- I APPRECIATE EVERYTHING
YOU'RE TRYING TO DO.
I REALLY DO.
1331
01:09:25,120 --> 01:09:28,312
I JUST-- I DON'T THINK I'M
THE GUY YOU THOUGHT I WAS.
1332
01:09:28,347 --> 01:09:31,006
YOU ARE THE GUY.
1333
01:09:31,042 --> 01:09:33,734
NO, I'M NOT.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO I AM.
1334
01:09:33,770 --> 01:09:35,678
I'M SURE THERE'S SOMEBODY
OUT THERE WHO DOES
1335
01:09:35,714 --> 01:09:37,288
AND I'M SURE THEY'RE
LOOKING FOR ME RIGHT NOW SO--
1336
01:09:37,324 --> 01:09:38,939
I'M LOOKING FOR YOU
RIGHT NOW.
1337
01:09:38,975 --> 01:09:41,759
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
1338
01:09:41,794 --> 01:09:43,419
SANDY, I THINK IT'S TIME
YOU TOLD HIM.
1339
01:09:48,593 --> 01:09:50,343
TOLD ME WHAT?
1340
01:09:51,896 --> 01:09:54,071
WE GOT INTO A FIGHT.
1341
01:09:54,107 --> 01:09:55,731
AND YOU WENT
THROUGH A MIRROR
1342
01:09:55,766 --> 01:09:57,759
AND YOU HIT
YOUR HEAD.
1343
01:09:57,794 --> 01:09:59,760
- I WENT THROUGH A MIRROR?
- YEAH.
1344
01:09:59,796 --> 01:10:02,138
I'LL PROVE IT TO YOU.
THIS MIRROR IS A PORTAL.
1345
01:10:02,173 --> 01:10:06,784
AND IF YOU TOUCH IT,
IT'S GONNA TAKE YOU WHEREVER
YOU NEED TO GO.
1346
01:10:06,819 --> 01:10:08,927
I'M SORRY.
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
1347
01:10:08,963 --> 01:10:11,004
IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE.
1348
01:10:11,040 --> 01:10:12,231
BUCK WENT THROUGH
THE MIRROR
1349
01:10:12,267 --> 01:10:15,001
AND THERE'S NO TELLING WHAT
KIND OF TROUBLE HE'S CAUSING.
1350
01:10:15,036 --> 01:10:18,871
NICK, I WAS ONCE WHERE
YOU ARE RIGHT NOW.
1351
01:10:18,906 --> 01:10:22,274
I HAD TO BELIEVE
AND NOW YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE.
1352
01:10:22,310 --> 01:10:24,201
TRUST ME.
1353
01:10:24,236 --> 01:10:26,403
TOUCH THE MIRROR.
1354
01:10:26,439 --> 01:10:28,339
TOUCH IT.
1355
01:10:39,377 --> 01:10:41,435
NO SURPRISE THERE.
1356
01:10:44,298 --> 01:10:46,824
IT'S NOT WORKING.
1357
01:10:46,859 --> 01:10:48,993
WHY ISN'T IT WORKING?
1358
01:10:49,028 --> 01:10:52,263
YOU KNOW,
FOR A MINUTE THERE,
YOU ALMOST HAD ME.
1359
01:10:52,298 --> 01:10:54,699
WAIT. WAIT, NICK, WAIT.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
1360
01:10:54,734 --> 01:10:56,876
HENRY? HENRY?
1361
01:10:56,911 --> 01:11:00,337
THE MAGIC'S NOT WORKING.
WHY ISN'T IT WORKING?
1362
01:11:00,373 --> 01:11:02,290
NICK, WAIT.
1363
01:11:40,021 --> 01:11:41,895
WE'VE GOT TO
GO AFTER HIM.
1364
01:11:41,931 --> 01:11:43,680
I'LL GO.
1365
01:11:43,716 --> 01:11:45,499
HE'LL LISTEN TO ME,
RIGHT?
1366
01:11:45,535 --> 01:11:47,535
YOU GUYS
ARE BOTH CRAZY.
1367
01:11:47,570 --> 01:11:49,587
( electrical whirring )
1368
01:11:52,358 --> 01:11:54,116
WHOO-HOO!
1369
01:11:54,152 --> 01:11:56,460
- AHHH!
- BUCK?
1370
01:11:56,495 --> 01:11:58,145
- WOW!
- AHHH!
1371
01:11:58,181 --> 01:12:02,116
YEE-HA! THAT'S MORE
FUN THAN SNOWBOARDING
DOWN EVEREST.
1372
01:12:02,151 --> 01:12:04,710
OH, A PARTY?
1373
01:12:04,745 --> 01:12:05,711
HOPE YOU DON'T MIND
IF I STEAL THE HOSTESS.
1374
01:12:05,747 --> 01:12:07,605
BUCK, NO!
1375
01:12:07,640 --> 01:12:09,923
NO!
1376
01:12:09,959 --> 01:12:11,442
AHHHHH!
1377
01:12:13,621 --> 01:12:18,566
OKAY, THAT MIRROR
IS GONNA MAKE SOMEONE
A LOT OF MONEY.
1378
01:12:18,601 --> 01:12:20,201
COME ON, RYAN,
WE GOTTA GO FIND NICK.
1379
01:12:33,441 --> 01:12:36,008
( deep growling )
1380
01:12:43,876 --> 01:12:45,893
( bellowing )
1381
01:12:49,490 --> 01:12:51,690
- ( bellowing continues )
- AHH!
1382
01:12:53,686 --> 01:12:55,744
AHHH!
1383
01:12:55,779 --> 01:12:57,546
WHAT IS WITH THIS TOWN?
1384
01:12:57,581 --> 01:12:59,423
DOWN HERE!
1385
01:12:59,458 --> 01:13:01,992
- Nick: WHY DO YOU
KEEP FOLLOWING ME?
- NICK!
1386
01:13:08,626 --> 01:13:10,793
LISTEN, NICK.
1387
01:13:10,829 --> 01:13:13,262
EVERYTHING SANDY
TOLD YOU IS REAL.
1388
01:13:13,297 --> 01:13:15,573
THE MIRROR'S MAGIC.
THERE WAS A BLUE LIGHT
1389
01:13:15,608 --> 01:13:19,960
AND A WIND.
SOME GUY NAMED BUCK
JUMPED OUT AND STOLE HER.
1390
01:13:19,996 --> 01:13:22,313
- WHAT?
- SHE WAS TELLING YOU
THE TRUTH.
1391
01:13:22,348 --> 01:13:25,599
SHE'S YOUR GIRL, NICK.
SHE'S YOUR LOVE.
1392
01:13:25,635 --> 01:13:27,243
AND THAT'S YOUR REINDEER.
1393
01:13:27,278 --> 01:13:29,194
( grunts )
1394
01:13:29,230 --> 01:13:30,521
HI.
1395
01:13:33,359 --> 01:13:35,893
DAD?
1396
01:13:35,928 --> 01:13:37,594
Gustavo:
IS SOMEONE OUT THERE?
1397
01:13:37,630 --> 01:13:39,830
GUSTAVO?
1398
01:13:39,865 --> 01:13:42,099
I'M FREEZING IN HERE!
1399
01:13:42,134 --> 01:13:43,534
I CAN'T TAKE NO MORE
OF THIS POWDERED CHEESE.
1400
01:13:46,764 --> 01:13:49,165
HE-- HE TRICKED ME.
1401
01:13:52,378 --> 01:13:54,211
I DON'T KNOW HOW
TO MAKE IT WORK.
1402
01:13:54,247 --> 01:13:55,921
I MEAN, I DON'T REMEMBER.
1403
01:13:55,956 --> 01:13:57,456
WELL, NOW WOULD BE
A GOOD TIME TO START.
1404
01:13:57,491 --> 01:13:59,516
COME ON, BUDDY.
1405
01:13:59,551 --> 01:14:01,760
YOU GOTTA HELP SANTA.
1406
01:14:09,103 --> 01:14:10,987
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO DO HERE.
1407
01:14:11,022 --> 01:14:14,356
SHE SAID ALL YOU
HAVE TO DO IS BELIEVE.
1408
01:15:15,536 --> 01:15:17,169
MY NAME IS NICK SNOWDEN.
1409
01:15:19,698 --> 01:15:21,966
I'M SANTA CLAUS.
1410
01:15:25,904 --> 01:15:28,530
NICK, HURRY.
YOU GOTTA SAVE SANDY.
1411
01:15:28,566 --> 01:15:32,601
YEAH, RIGHT.
BUDDY! BUDDY, LET'S GO.
1412
01:15:32,637 --> 01:15:33,686
( electrical whirring )
1413
01:15:38,242 --> 01:15:39,650
WAIT, NICK.
1414
01:15:42,163 --> 01:15:43,696
ARE YOU COMING BACK?
1415
01:15:43,731 --> 01:15:46,173
OF COURSE I AM.
1416
01:15:46,208 --> 01:15:47,950
BUT I TELL YOU WHAT--
1417
01:15:54,784 --> 01:15:55,874
OPEN YOUR HAND.
1418
01:15:58,120 --> 01:16:01,538
HANG ONTO A LITTLE
BIT OF THIS SNOW.
IT'LL NEVER MELT.
1419
01:16:01,574 --> 01:16:03,858
THAT WAY YOU'LL ALWAYS
BELIEVE IN SANTA CLAUS.
1420
01:16:03,893 --> 01:16:06,560
I GOTTA GO.
1421
01:16:06,595 --> 01:16:07,720
GOTTA GO SAVE CHRISTMAS.
1422
01:16:12,435 --> 01:16:14,184
( whirring )
1423
01:16:16,539 --> 01:16:18,105
( Sandy grunting )
1424
01:16:24,688 --> 01:16:27,365
WELL, LOOK WHO
JUST HAPPENED THROUGH
THAT NIFTY LITTLE MIRROR,
1425
01:16:27,400 --> 01:16:28,623
JUST IN TIME.
1426
01:16:28,659 --> 01:16:31,176
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK, BUCK?
YOU'RE GONNA BE
SANTA CLAUS NOW?
1427
01:16:31,212 --> 01:16:32,978
- YOU'RE JUST GONNA TAKE OVER?
- HA HA!
1428
01:16:33,013 --> 01:16:35,798
THIS IS MY PERSONAL
A.T.M.
1429
01:16:35,800 --> 01:16:38,125
IT IS GONNA HELP FUND ME
A BIG-GAME-HUNTING RANCH.
1430
01:16:38,161 --> 01:16:40,152
AND THIS FLYING MEATLOAF
1431
01:16:40,187 --> 01:16:43,405
IS GONNA HELP ME
HAVE A WHOLE HERD OF
FLYING MEATLOAF.
1432
01:16:43,441 --> 01:16:45,207
( grunts )
1433
01:16:45,242 --> 01:16:47,059
MY OLD CLIENTS
ARE GONNA LINE UP
1434
01:16:47,095 --> 01:16:50,954
FOR A CHANCE TO BAG
ONE OF THESE AND MOUNT
THEIR HEADS ON THE WALL.
1435
01:16:50,989 --> 01:16:53,224
AM I GONNA BE
THE NEXT NEW SANTA?
1436
01:16:53,259 --> 01:16:55,167
NO.
1437
01:16:55,202 --> 01:16:57,970
BUT I AM GONNA
BE STINKIN' RICH.
1438
01:16:58,005 --> 01:16:59,321
YOU'RE DESPICABLE,
BUCK.
1439
01:16:59,357 --> 01:17:02,566
HA.
1440
01:17:02,602 --> 01:17:04,769
YOU ALWAYS WERE
THE FEISTY ONE.
1441
01:17:04,804 --> 01:17:06,804
BUT DON'T YOU WORRY.
WON'T BE LONG
1442
01:17:06,839 --> 01:17:09,040
BEFORE YOU FORGET
ABOUT OLD NICKSTER
1443
01:17:09,042 --> 01:17:10,832
AND FALL HEAD OVER HEELS
IN LOVE WITH YOURS TRULY.
1444
01:17:10,868 --> 01:17:12,526
EW.
1445
01:17:12,561 --> 01:17:14,169
( electrical whirring )
1446
01:17:14,205 --> 01:17:16,705
TIME TO FLY.
1447
01:17:16,740 --> 01:17:17,632
YEAH, WHAT DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT FLYING SLEIGHS?
1448
01:17:17,667 --> 01:17:20,317
INTERESTING FELLOW,
THAT LITTLE BOOKWORM, GALFRID.
1449
01:17:20,352 --> 01:17:22,978
BET YOU DIDN'T
KNOW IF YOU ASK HIM HOW TO
FLY A SLEIGH,
1450
01:17:23,014 --> 01:17:24,380
HE'S GOTTA TELL YA.
HYAH!
1451
01:17:26,650 --> 01:17:28,216
- ( all groaning )
- HYAH!
1452
01:17:28,252 --> 01:17:30,077
- HYAH!
- ( reindeer grunts )
1453
01:17:30,112 --> 01:17:31,970
LOOKS LIKE YOU
SHOULD HAVE TAKEN NOTES.
1454
01:17:33,741 --> 01:17:35,665
- NICK!
- SANDY.
1455
01:17:35,701 --> 01:17:37,184
- NICK!
- BUCK!
1456
01:17:37,220 --> 01:17:38,811
- NICK!
- I'M BACK.
1457
01:17:40,932 --> 01:17:43,048
YOU'RE NO MATCH
FOR BUCK SEGER.
1458
01:17:43,083 --> 01:17:45,167
I GOT EVERYTHING
I NEED RIGHT HERE.
1459
01:17:45,202 --> 01:17:47,886
I REMEMBER EVERYTHING.
1460
01:17:47,921 --> 01:17:50,739
HE'S GOING THROUGH
THE MIRROR! GO!
1461
01:17:57,323 --> 01:18:00,082
OH, HE'S GONE.
WE'RE TOO LATE.
1462
01:18:04,104 --> 01:18:06,346
AH, HAD TO
GET SOME FUEL.
1463
01:18:06,382 --> 01:18:08,448
NOW NICK...
1464
01:18:08,484 --> 01:18:10,426
GET OUT OF THE WAY.
1465
01:18:10,461 --> 01:18:14,321
I'M SORRY, BUCK.
1466
01:18:14,357 --> 01:18:16,398
- I CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT.
- NO. NO.
1467
01:18:16,433 --> 01:18:18,308
WE-- WE CAN'T
LET YOU DO THAT.
1468
01:18:18,344 --> 01:18:19,551
WE CAN'T LET YOU
DO THAT.
1469
01:18:19,586 --> 01:18:21,512
ISN'T THAT CUTE?
1470
01:18:21,547 --> 01:18:24,373
WHO SAYS MARRIAGE
IS DEAD?
1471
01:18:24,409 --> 01:18:26,066
BUT I DON'T THINK EITHER
OF YOU HAVE IT IN YOU.
1472
01:18:28,261 --> 01:18:29,961
REALLY?
1473
01:18:29,997 --> 01:18:32,156
THEN WE'LL JUST GET
OURSELVES SOME HELP.
1474
01:18:32,191 --> 01:18:33,632
OH?
1475
01:18:33,667 --> 01:18:35,576
BUDDY, GET THE BAG.
1476
01:18:37,379 --> 01:18:38,921
( grunts )
1477
01:18:38,956 --> 01:18:41,449
WHOA-- HO HO!
EASY, FRIEND.
1478
01:18:41,484 --> 01:18:42,917
WE CAN WORK SOMETHING
OUT HERE.
1479
01:18:42,952 --> 01:18:44,435
( bellowing )
1480
01:18:44,470 --> 01:18:47,529
EASY, FELLA.
1481
01:18:47,564 --> 01:18:49,564
WE'RE GOING INTO
BUSINESS TOGETHER, REMEMBER?
1482
01:18:49,600 --> 01:18:51,775
I CAN GET YOU
ARCTIC MOSS ALL YEAR ROUND.
1483
01:18:51,811 --> 01:18:54,995
UH, HOW ABOUT A NICE
NEW SET OF SLEIGH BELLS?
1484
01:18:55,030 --> 01:18:58,490
MAYBE A RED NOSE?
IT GLOWS, I SWEAR.
1485
01:18:58,526 --> 01:19:00,701
GOOD BOY.
NO NO NO, EASY.
COME ON, FRIENDS HERE.
1486
01:19:00,737 --> 01:19:02,861
NO NO NO, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
OKAY. OKAY, HERE.
1487
01:19:02,896 --> 01:19:05,430
NOT THE BAG!
WHOA WHOA WHOA!
1488
01:19:05,465 --> 01:19:08,859
AHA!
WHOOOOOAA!
1489
01:19:13,365 --> 01:19:16,250
- HA!
- HE'S GONE!
1490
01:19:16,285 --> 01:19:17,868
OH, AND LOOK--
HE LEFT EVERYTHING HERE.
1491
01:19:19,580 --> 01:19:21,121
AH! WE STILL
HAVE THE BOOK.
1492
01:19:26,137 --> 01:19:29,521
IS HE STILL HERE,
THAT DESPICABLE MAN?
1493
01:19:29,557 --> 01:19:31,331
- NO, HE'S GONE.
- HE'S GONE.
1494
01:19:31,367 --> 01:19:33,617
BUT GALFRID, I THOUGHT
YOU HAD TO TELL HIM
1495
01:19:33,652 --> 01:19:35,510
HOW TO FLY THE SLEIGH
IF HE ASKED.
1496
01:19:35,545 --> 01:19:38,113
YES, INDEED, I WAS
COMPELLED TO TELL HIM
1497
01:19:38,149 --> 01:19:39,556
HOW SANTA
FLIES HIS SLEIGH.
1498
01:19:39,591 --> 01:19:43,869
FUNNY, YOU'D THINK
A SECOND-RATE
CROCODILE HUNTER
1499
01:19:43,905 --> 01:19:45,721
WOULD KNOW HOW TO RELEASE
AN EMERGENCY BRAKE.
1500
01:19:45,756 --> 01:19:49,099
GALFRID!
1501
01:19:49,134 --> 01:19:51,660
NAUGHTY AND NICE.
1502
01:19:51,695 --> 01:19:54,429
WELL,
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY--
1503
01:19:54,464 --> 01:19:56,222
NEVER JUDGE A BOOK
BY ITS...
1504
01:19:56,258 --> 01:19:57,891
KEEPER.
1505
01:19:57,927 --> 01:20:00,410
( laughs )
1506
01:20:01,864 --> 01:20:03,522
NO?
1507
01:20:03,557 --> 01:20:05,190
ANYWAY, WHERE DO YOU
THINK BUCK WENT?
1508
01:20:05,226 --> 01:20:07,092
SEARCH ME.
1509
01:20:07,128 --> 01:20:10,320
( whirring )
1510
01:20:10,356 --> 01:20:12,089
WHOOOAA!
1511
01:20:27,190 --> 01:20:29,231
WHERE AM I?
1512
01:20:29,266 --> 01:20:30,440
AHH!
1513
01:20:37,758 --> 01:20:40,075
WHO AM I?
1514
01:21:05,511 --> 01:21:07,878
- ( gasps )
- WHOA.
1515
01:21:07,913 --> 01:21:09,262
- OH MY GOODNESS.
- THIS IS NICE.
1516
01:21:09,297 --> 01:21:11,323
WHAT--
1517
01:21:11,358 --> 01:21:12,232
KAITLIN, YOU'RE HOME.
1518
01:21:14,611 --> 01:21:16,794
LOOK WHAT WE'VE DONE.
ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL?
1519
01:21:16,830 --> 01:21:17,997
DAD, WE HAD
AN AGREEMENT--
1520
01:21:18,032 --> 01:21:21,033
NO MORE OF THESE FANTASIES;
NO MORE CARIBOU CLUB.
1521
01:21:21,068 --> 01:21:23,836
YOU'VE GOT TO STOP BELIEVING
IN THINGS THAT DON'T EXIST.
1522
01:21:23,871 --> 01:21:26,589
- MAYBE YOU SHOULD START.
- DAD, PLEASE.
1523
01:21:26,591 --> 01:21:29,875
THIS BUILDING, THIS
NEIGHBORHOOD, IT ISN'T SAFE.
1524
01:21:29,910 --> 01:21:32,085
LADY, I'D LISTEN TO
THE MAN IF I WERE YOU.
1525
01:21:32,121 --> 01:21:34,921
- WHO ARE YOU?
- ( whirring )
1526
01:21:34,957 --> 01:21:38,825
- Nick: INCOMING!
- NICK?
1527
01:21:38,861 --> 01:21:41,311
WHOO-HOO!
HA!
1528
01:21:41,347 --> 01:21:43,747
YOU CAME BACK.
1529
01:21:43,782 --> 01:21:46,592
WELL, OF COURSE.
THE CLAUSES DON'T MISS
A CHRISTMAS PARTY.
1530
01:21:46,627 --> 01:21:49,136
YOU ARE
YOUR FATHER'S SON.
1531
01:21:49,171 --> 01:21:50,720
THANKS, HENRY.
LISTEN, ARE YOU OKAY?
1532
01:21:50,756 --> 01:21:53,657
WE BOTH FEEL REALLY BAD ABOUT
THE CARIBOU CLUB AND ALL.
1533
01:21:53,692 --> 01:21:56,751
THANKS, NICK. BUT EVERYTHING'S
GONNA BE JUST FINE.
1534
01:21:56,787 --> 01:21:58,379
( air whooshing
softly )
1535
01:21:58,414 --> 01:22:00,781
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
1536
01:22:21,086 --> 01:22:22,094
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
1537
01:22:26,533 --> 01:22:28,717
IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU,
OLD FRIEND,
1538
01:22:28,752 --> 01:22:31,127
AND THIS OLD CLUB
TOO.
1539
01:22:31,162 --> 01:22:32,712
( laughs )
WHAT MEMORIES.
1540
01:22:32,747 --> 01:22:35,190
WHO-- WHO ARE
THESE PEOPLE?
1541
01:22:37,936 --> 01:22:39,111
MOM.
1542
01:22:39,146 --> 01:22:41,463
DAD.
1543
01:22:41,498 --> 01:22:43,457
BUT YOU'RE--
1544
01:22:43,492 --> 01:22:45,876
IT'S CHRISTMAS, NICK.
1545
01:22:45,911 --> 01:22:49,538
NICHOLAS, ARE YOU GOING
TO INTRODUCE US?
1546
01:22:51,775 --> 01:22:54,317
SANDY,
1547
01:22:54,352 --> 01:22:56,319
THIS IS MARILYN
AND CHRIS.
1548
01:22:56,355 --> 01:22:58,455
THEY'RE MY PARENTS.
1549
01:22:58,490 --> 01:23:01,424
I AM SO HAPPY
TO MEET YOU.
1550
01:23:01,460 --> 01:23:03,602
IS HE DRIVING YOU MAD YET?
1551
01:23:03,637 --> 01:23:05,921
- MOM.
- MAD? NO!
1552
01:23:05,956 --> 01:23:08,414
COME ON.
I MEAN, HE'S BUSY.
1553
01:23:08,450 --> 01:23:09,958
I'M BUSY.
1554
01:23:09,994 --> 01:23:11,560
YOU KNOW, NICHOLAS,
1555
01:23:11,595 --> 01:23:14,021
YOUR FATHER WAS
PERFECTLY INEPT WHEN HE
FIRST TOOK OVER THE JOB.
1556
01:23:14,056 --> 01:23:17,808
EACH CHRISTMAS WAS ONE
MISADVENTURE AFTER THE OTHER.
1557
01:23:17,843 --> 01:23:20,661
AHEM!
THE POINT IS, NICK,
1558
01:23:20,663 --> 01:23:24,081
TO DO THE JOB RIGHT,
EVEN SANTA NEEDS
A CHRISTMAS,
1559
01:23:24,116 --> 01:23:27,175
JUST AS YOUR MOTHER
AND I HAD EACH YEAR
1560
01:23:27,210 --> 01:23:28,376
RIGHT HERE.
1561
01:23:28,412 --> 01:23:31,396
OW.
1562
01:23:31,431 --> 01:23:34,041
YEAH, I KINDA
LOST TRACK OF THAT.
1563
01:23:34,076 --> 01:23:37,861
LOTS OF PEOPLE LOSE
TRACK OF WHAT CHRISTMAS
IS ALL ABOUT:
1564
01:23:37,897 --> 01:23:39,346
LOVE AND FAMILY.
1565
01:23:39,381 --> 01:23:43,083
Marilyn:
CHRISTMAS EVE WILL
WORK OUT, NICHOLAS,
1566
01:23:43,118 --> 01:23:44,626
ONE WAY
OR THE OTHER.
1567
01:23:44,661 --> 01:23:46,461
THAT'S THE MAGIC
OF IT.
1568
01:23:46,497 --> 01:23:48,764
WELL, LET'S GET THIS
CHRISTMAS PARTY STARTED.
1569
01:23:51,969 --> 01:23:53,835
MAY I HAVE
THIS DANCE?
1570
01:23:53,871 --> 01:23:56,504
WELL, YES, YOU MAY.
1571
01:23:56,540 --> 01:24:00,759
( jazz playing )
1572
01:24:00,794 --> 01:24:03,762
♪ The snow is snowing ♪
1573
01:24:03,797 --> 01:24:07,557
♪ The wind is blowing ♪
1574
01:24:07,592 --> 01:24:10,243
♪ But I can weather... ♪
1575
01:24:10,278 --> 01:24:12,020
MAYBE WE SHOULD KEEP
THE CLUB AFTER ALL, DAD.
1576
01:24:12,055 --> 01:24:13,955
I GOT NEWS
FOR YOU, DARLING.
1577
01:24:13,991 --> 01:24:15,841
IF IT'S OKAY WITH RYAN,
1578
01:24:15,876 --> 01:24:18,668
WE MAY BE KEEPING
MORE THAN JUST THE CLUB.
1579
01:24:21,665 --> 01:24:24,583
♪ I've got my love ♪
1580
01:24:24,618 --> 01:24:26,418
♪ To keep me warm... ♪
1581
01:24:26,453 --> 01:24:28,095
( all laughing )
1582
01:24:35,545 --> 01:24:37,479
WHOOA!
1583
01:24:41,259 --> 01:24:45,929
WHOO!
AH, MY NEWLY-SVELTE FLIERS,
THAT WAS A GLOBE WELL-COVERED.
1584
01:24:45,964 --> 01:24:48,072
TAKE US HOME.
NORTH POLE, PLEASE.
1585
01:24:48,108 --> 01:24:49,624
WITH A LITTLE ALTITUDE.
WHOO!
1586
01:24:49,659 --> 01:24:52,469
EASY ON THE ATTITUDE!
1587
01:24:52,504 --> 01:24:56,240
WELL, THAT CAME
TOGETHER QUITE NICELY,
DON'T YOU THINK?
1588
01:24:56,275 --> 01:24:57,982
IT WAS MY FAVORITE
CHRISTMAS EVER.
1589
01:24:58,018 --> 01:24:59,593
ME TOO.
1590
01:24:59,628 --> 01:25:02,570
OH, HEY,
WAIT A SECOND.
1591
01:25:02,605 --> 01:25:04,656
SEEMS LIKE THERE'S
ONE LEFT.
1592
01:25:04,691 --> 01:25:06,725
OH, NO,
WE MISS SOMEBODY?
1593
01:25:06,760 --> 01:25:08,493
- SANTA DOESN'T
MISS SOMEBODY.
- OOH.
1594
01:25:08,528 --> 01:25:10,837
AND THE TAG
SAYS "NICK."
1595
01:25:10,873 --> 01:25:13,231
NICK? OH, WHEW, THAT'S ME.
OH! THAT'S ME.
1596
01:25:13,266 --> 01:25:15,725
HERE, TAKE THE REINS.
1597
01:25:19,615 --> 01:25:22,449
OH, IT'S A LITTLE--
IT'S A--
1598
01:25:22,484 --> 01:25:24,518
IT'S A NEW SANTA SUIT.
1599
01:25:24,553 --> 01:25:27,062
LITTLE--
LITTLE SMALL.
1600
01:25:27,097 --> 01:25:29,080
YEAH.
1601
01:25:29,115 --> 01:25:30,665
WELL, SEE,
THE FUNNY THING IS,
1602
01:25:30,700 --> 01:25:32,593
UM, IT'S NOT FOR YOU.
1603
01:25:32,628 --> 01:25:33,994
NO? THEN WHO'S IT--
1604
01:25:37,149 --> 01:25:40,000
- YEAH!
- ( laughing )
1605
01:25:46,858 --> 01:25:48,508
IT TRULY IS
THE BEST TIME OF YEAR.
1606
01:25:51,104 --> 01:25:53,121
TAKE US HOME
IN STYLE, BOYS.
1607
01:25:53,157 --> 01:25:55,465
WE'RE A FAMILY NOW.
1608
01:25:55,501 --> 01:26:00,061
- ( reindeer grunting )
- ( Sandy hooting )
1609
01:26:00,097 --> 01:26:02,973
Nick:
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!
1610
01:26:03,008 --> 01:26:59,671
Both:
AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!