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<i>Good morning.</i>

2
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Because it's important
that we all get to know one another,

3
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I would like you to wear these.

4
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I've taken two other courses
from you. This year.

5
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And you still don't
know what my name is, do you?

6
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I most certainly do.

7
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What is it?

8
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- Look, Miss Chin...
- You just looked.

9
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<i>The Price of Postmodernism:</i>

10
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<i>Epistemology and the Literary Canon.</i>

11
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I've never had to wait this long
for a response from a publisher.

12
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<i>He said it's unpublishable.</i>

13
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<i>- He said that?
- Yes.</i>

14
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Leave a message to call me.

15
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<i>Although we may think him
a curmudgeon</i>

16
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<i>and see his Key to All Mythologies
as a monument to pedantry,</i>

17
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she sees him
as the embodiment of virtue.

18
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<i>For next time, read Maud. All of it.</i>

19
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What are you doing?

20
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There was a paper jam
in the Xerox machine.

21
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Aren't you happy to see
your brother, Lawrence?

22
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Adopted brother.

23
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How's the kitchen knife sales?

24
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Or was it aluminum siding?
How's that going?

25
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Calling cards. It's my new line.

26
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It's all kinds of great deals,
domestic and foreign.

27
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We just added the tiny
island nation of Haiti. It's a gold mine.

28
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I'm glad to see
that you're doing meaningful work.

29
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Lawrence, listen.
I wanted to ask a favor. But it's...

30
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Not again, please.
I believe that I loaned you $ 1,200

31
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the last time that you showed up,
two years ago.

32
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And before that it was another $600.

33
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And I'm going to...
I'm going to help you bloom.

34
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Whatever it is that you're asking,

35
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the answer is no.

36
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I love you.

37
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Hey, I'm sorry to bother you,
but do you have a moment

38
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to discuss the character of Casaubon?

39
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- Do you think that Eliot...
- My office hours are over.

40
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The sign says they're till 5:00.

41
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Okay, but my watch says it's 4:53.

42
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That is official university time.

43
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My watch, it's actually...
It gets information by satellite,

44
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and it's accurate
to one millionth of a second.

45
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Take it up with maintenance.

46
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Their offices are across the campus,
behind the stadium.

47
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Of course, they close at 5:00.
Good luck to you.

48
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Good evening.

49
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Hey, Dad.

50
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We need to discuss something.

51
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What is Gibraltar's?

52
00:05:08,741 --> 00:05:10,868
I've underlined over $300
worth of items

53
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you charged there last month.

54
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It's an art bookstore.

55
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I'm taking art history
and the books are expensive.

56
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- I didn't know you wrote poetry.
- Well, there's a lot you don't know.

57
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Shit!

58
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I need my car.

59
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I need my car.

60
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Well, I'm going to need to see
your receipt from campus security.

61
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Davidson will take care of it
on Monday.

62
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I have an arrangement with him.

63
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I can't give you your car
without a receipt.

64
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I said Davidson will take care of it.

65
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You don't even remember me, do you?

66
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I took your Victorian poetry class
last spring.

67
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Yes?

68
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You gave me a D.

69
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Yes, I remember.

70
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- Ben Onufrey.
- Ben Onufrey.

71
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No receipt, no vehicle.

72
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I can see that you take your job
very seriously.

73
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So how about that I offer you

74
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$20 for your trouble?

75
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According to rule 17-B

76
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<i>in the Carnegie Mellon University
Traffic Citation Manual...</i>

77
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Listen, you litigious little shit,
I need my briefcase.

78
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Now stop your babbling,
open up that gate and let me in.

79
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The only way you'll get in there

80
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is if you pay the fine
and bring me the receipt.

81
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At which point,
this "litigious little shit"...

82
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Hey!

83
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Maybe you should spend less time
memorizing parking manuals

84
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and more time being alert!

85
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Mr. Wetherhold,
I need you to wake up.

86
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Mr. Wetherhold,
I need you to wake up.

87
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I was just resting my eyes.

88
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Have you suffered seizures before?

89
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Before what?

90
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Before tonight.

91
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You suffered a trauma-induced seizure
earlier this evening.

92
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Do you know what day
of the week it is?

93
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Yes.

94
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Well?

95
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Well, what?

96
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Are you always this contentious,
or is this the result of the head trauma?

97
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I prefer language to be precise.

98
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Well, then you should have said,
"I prefer precise language,"

99
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not "I prefer language to be precise."

100
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I'm thirsty. Would you...

101
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You need to stay overnight
for observation.

102
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I need to make a phone call.

103
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- Did he recognize you?
- No.

104
00:09:05,044 --> 00:09:06,477
Well, you have aged.

105
00:09:06,579 --> 00:09:10,379
Shut up. He told me
my language was imprecise.

106
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Was it? Imprecise?

107
00:09:18,090 --> 00:09:19,057
Hello?

108
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<i>Hi, may I please speak
with Mrs. Wetherhold?</i>

109
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I'm sorry, I'm not interested.

110
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<i>May I please speak
to Mrs. Wetherhold?</i>

111
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She's been dead for many years.
Thank you for the painful reminder.

112
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Whatever it is you're peddling,
I'm not interested.

113
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<i>I'm calling about your father.</i>

114
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<i>He's not home.
Take us off your calling list.</i>

115
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No, he's here in the ER.
He's had an accident.

116
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- Is he okay?
- He's fine. He's resting.

117
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He suffered a concussion
and a trauma-induced seizure.

118
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<i>Are you familiar with
Allegheny General?</i>

119
00:10:00,132 --> 00:10:02,100
'Cause I'm sure your father would love
to see you when he wakes.

120
00:10:02,201 --> 00:10:04,669
<i>You know,
I'm taking the SA T tomorrow.</i>

121
00:10:05,171 --> 00:10:07,435
And it is 10:00 right now,

122
00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:09,565
which means
I have one more hour to practice

123
00:10:09,675 --> 00:10:11,267
before I must go to bed.

124
00:10:11,377 --> 00:10:14,972
You know, head injuries are often
more severe than they initially appear.

125
00:10:15,081 --> 00:10:16,070
And your point?

126
00:10:16,182 --> 00:10:18,980
Well, I would hate for you
to regret something as simple

127
00:10:19,085 --> 00:10:21,349
as not visiting your father
in the hospital.

128
00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:23,752
I appreciate the tip, Dr. Phil.

129
00:10:25,992 --> 00:10:26,959
Little bitch.

130
00:10:27,059 --> 00:10:28,048
Bitch.

131
00:10:40,539 --> 00:10:42,006
Tetanus shot.

132
00:10:42,775 --> 00:10:47,371
What happened to my car?
It was in the impoundment lot.

133
00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:49,580
I imagine it's still there.

134
00:10:49,682 --> 00:10:51,877
If anyone asks, I was mugged.

135
00:10:51,984 --> 00:10:53,781
I'm not going to lie for you. Roll over.

136
00:10:53,886 --> 00:10:55,376
Just be vague.

137
00:10:58,758 --> 00:11:00,157
That's good.

138
00:11:00,426 --> 00:11:01,893
There you go.

139
00:11:02,094 --> 00:11:03,823
That was well done.

140
00:11:19,812 --> 00:11:21,541
How nice of you to come.

141
00:11:21,647 --> 00:11:23,274
So what happened to your head?

142
00:11:23,382 --> 00:11:26,180
A big guy chased me.
I climbed a fence.

143
00:11:27,019 --> 00:11:28,111
It's all a blur.

144
00:11:28,220 --> 00:11:30,484
Great, so now,
if I don't get the perfect score,

145
00:11:30,589 --> 00:11:32,113
at least I have someone to blame.

146
00:11:32,224 --> 00:11:35,125
And that adopted brother of yours,
Chuck, called.

147
00:11:35,227 --> 00:11:36,353
He left a bunch of messages,

148
00:11:36,462 --> 00:11:38,453
but I heard his voice
and deleted them all.

149
00:11:38,564 --> 00:11:41,556
Yes, he showed up at
the office today, as well.

150
00:11:42,401 --> 00:11:43,368
Oh!

151
00:11:43,736 --> 00:11:46,967
It was so nice of you to come.
I'm Dr. Hartigan.

152
00:11:48,674 --> 00:11:50,301
Now, I want you to call your brother.

153
00:11:50,409 --> 00:11:52,934
Tell him to get my car
out of the impound lot.

154
00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:55,707
And to have it here at 9:00 a.m. sharp.

155
00:11:56,348 --> 00:11:57,975
Excuse me. No, you do that.

156
00:11:58,084 --> 00:12:00,780
You know, because of the seizure,
you can't legally drive for six months.

157
00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:02,877
I have to report it to the DMV.

158
00:12:02,988 --> 00:12:05,957
No, just don't report it.
Six months? Six months...

159
00:12:06,058 --> 00:12:07,787
I'm not being your chauffeur
for six months.

160
00:12:07,927 --> 00:12:09,758
These times are crucial.

161
00:12:09,862 --> 00:12:13,821
Young Republicans. Model UN.
National Honor Society.

162
00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:18,495
I will hire a driver on Monday.
The insurance company will pay for it.

163
00:12:18,604 --> 00:12:20,799
Okay, well, if you need anything,
just have one of the nurses page me.

164
00:12:20,906 --> 00:12:23,238
I'm here all night. Okay?

165
00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:26,537
Now, just go home and get some sleep,

166
00:12:26,645 --> 00:12:28,909
and you'll get that perfect SAT score.

167
00:12:29,014 --> 00:12:30,641
That's what I've been trying to do.

168
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,081
Mercurial.

169
00:12:33,986 --> 00:12:36,352
I learned that word in the fifth grade.

170
00:12:36,455 --> 00:12:37,717
Fecundity.

171
00:12:38,891 --> 00:12:41,052
English is my first language.

172
00:12:41,393 --> 00:12:42,587
Uxorious.

173
00:12:42,828 --> 00:12:46,559
That's appropriately obscure.
Mind you, I know it.

174
00:12:46,665 --> 00:12:48,758
Overly fond of one's wife.

175
00:12:48,868 --> 00:12:50,358
That's my girl.

176
00:12:50,736 --> 00:12:52,397
I have a good one.

177
00:12:53,005 --> 00:12:54,063
Eft.

178
00:12:55,341 --> 00:12:56,899
Let me ponder.

179
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,973
Short in stature. Diminutive.

180
00:13:02,948 --> 00:13:05,280
No, sorry. Eft is a young newt.

181
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:09,118
They rarely put nouns on the SAT.

182
00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:20,128
You knew that word, right?

183
00:13:20,232 --> 00:13:22,826
Of course. A young newt.

184
00:13:25,037 --> 00:13:27,904
I don't understand why
you had to check out so early.

185
00:13:28,007 --> 00:13:30,532
I only get one Saturday morning
per week, you know.

186
00:13:30,843 --> 00:13:32,367
Cry me a river.

187
00:13:34,747 --> 00:13:36,408
Get off it, James.

188
00:13:37,850 --> 00:13:38,874
So why did you try to jump
the fence

189
00:13:38,984 --> 00:13:40,144
at the impoundment lot, anyway?

190
00:13:40,252 --> 00:13:41,844
Where did you hear about the fence?

191
00:13:41,954 --> 00:13:44,218
Two people from school
told me this morning.

192
00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:45,813
Can you please move
to the passenger seat?

193
00:13:45,925 --> 00:13:49,326
I seriously doubt that sitting
on the right makes you sick.

194
00:13:49,428 --> 00:13:51,919
If I vomit, we'll both look stupid.

195
00:13:53,999 --> 00:13:57,127
I remember when Mom used to drop
me off at kindergarten on Brighton.

196
00:13:57,236 --> 00:13:59,727
You sat in the passenger seat then.

197
00:14:17,256 --> 00:14:19,417
What the hell are you doing here?

198
00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:22,016
Watching a documentary
on snow apes.

199
00:14:22,127 --> 00:14:23,560
Hey, man.

200
00:14:23,762 --> 00:14:25,127
Hey, Jim.

201
00:14:25,231 --> 00:14:27,096
Good to see you, Chuck.

202
00:14:27,299 --> 00:14:29,028
You look like you had
another growth spurt.

203
00:14:29,134 --> 00:14:31,625
No, I don't think so.
Not since I saw you last.

204
00:14:31,737 --> 00:14:32,726
I'm too old for this.

205
00:14:32,838 --> 00:14:36,137
I would like an explanation.
Why are you here?

206
00:14:36,242 --> 00:14:39,700
Vanessa said that
you couldn't drive for six months.

207
00:14:39,812 --> 00:14:41,609
So I'm here to help.

208
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:44,376
Yeah, he's pretty sure he's
gonna move in and be your driver.

209
00:14:44,483 --> 00:14:47,145
I think I got the perfect score today.

210
00:14:47,419 --> 00:14:49,284
There was one tricky math one...

211
00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:54,655
Did it ever occur to you that
I might not want you to drive me?

212
00:14:55,294 --> 00:14:56,784
Let alone move in.

213
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,693
It did occur to me,

214
00:14:58,797 --> 00:15:02,426
but Vanessa spoke
to the insurance company,

215
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:05,036
and they're not going to pay
for a chauffeur.

216
00:15:05,137 --> 00:15:07,503
And I already wrote a letter of complaint

217
00:15:07,606 --> 00:15:09,096
and I wrote a request for an appeal.

218
00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:12,769
So, if I could just get
your signature, and I will fax it.

219
00:15:15,781 --> 00:15:17,908
I'm a little low on cash right now.

220
00:15:18,017 --> 00:15:20,577
I can't really afford
to get my own apartment.

221
00:15:20,686 --> 00:15:23,883
So it's kind of a win-win situation.

222
00:15:23,989 --> 00:15:26,981
No. It's not a win-win situation.

223
00:15:27,092 --> 00:15:30,459
It might be,
if you were even vaguely reliable,

224
00:15:31,530 --> 00:15:34,226
- but you're not.
- There's a spare room upstairs.

225
00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:36,665
- There's linens and towels...
- Shh. Shh.

226
00:15:39,638 --> 00:15:41,128
Thank you, Jim.

227
00:15:42,708 --> 00:15:45,438
Do you even have
a valid driver's license?

228
00:15:52,851 --> 00:15:56,116
I need a ride to campus.
I will see you downstairs

229
00:15:56,221 --> 00:15:58,451
- in five minutes.
- You got it!

230
00:16:34,626 --> 00:16:36,025
Make a left.

231
00:16:40,599 --> 00:16:43,625
We need someone
with a national scholarly reputation

232
00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:45,465
and strong leadership experience.

233
00:16:45,971 --> 00:16:49,805
Well, thank you, Martin.
I am honored to serve in the position.

234
00:16:50,042 --> 00:16:51,168
You heard?

235
00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:54,872
Word travels fast around here.

236
00:16:54,980 --> 00:16:56,709
Usually it's a pain in the butt
to find someone

237
00:16:56,815 --> 00:16:58,476
to chair the search committee.

238
00:17:01,086 --> 00:17:03,077
I thought we were hiring
from within the department.

239
00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:05,383
You told me we were hiring
from within the department.

240
00:17:05,491 --> 00:17:07,959
Well, everyone else
is so busy this semester.

241
00:17:08,394 --> 00:17:10,862
Delivering papers, publishing.

242
00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:12,931
Have you read
what they're publishing?

243
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,624
Most of it's garbage.

244
00:17:14,733 --> 00:17:16,291
That's not very collegial.

245
00:17:16,402 --> 00:17:20,270
Well, neither is forcing me
to chair this search committee, Martin.

246
00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:21,805
I am busy, too.

247
00:17:21,907 --> 00:17:24,273
When was the last time
you attended a department meeting?

248
00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:25,343
When was the last time

249
00:17:25,444 --> 00:17:27,412
there was anything on the agenda
worth discussing?

250
00:17:27,513 --> 00:17:29,378
I need you to do this.

251
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:31,478
Bon appétit, Martin.

252
00:17:34,153 --> 00:17:36,713
Now that Roth has forced me
to chair the search committee,

253
00:17:36,822 --> 00:17:39,313
I can't very well
nominate myself now, can I?

254
00:17:39,425 --> 00:17:41,552
You should have had that position
eight years ago.

255
00:17:41,660 --> 00:17:43,594
I mean, that was a travesty
if I ever saw one.

256
00:17:43,695 --> 00:17:45,322
You were nine years old at the time.

257
00:17:45,431 --> 00:17:47,956
I will tell Roth
that this injury is too much

258
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,399
and it precludes me
from heading the committee.

259
00:17:50,502 --> 00:17:52,868
Why do you even want
to be head of the department?

260
00:17:52,971 --> 00:17:54,802
You don't like any of
the other professors

261
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:57,341
and you certainly don't like
any of your students.

262
00:17:57,443 --> 00:17:59,934
You know, James,
there was a time not too long ago

263
00:18:00,045 --> 00:18:02,104
when students were
passionate about literature.

264
00:18:02,214 --> 00:18:04,682
Today's students are
only passionate about getting A's.

265
00:18:07,219 --> 00:18:08,652
Dick Cheney.

266
00:18:10,989 --> 00:18:13,048
His daughter is a lesbian.

267
00:18:13,525 --> 00:18:17,052
And while her partner is
considered to be "one of the family,"

268
00:18:17,696 --> 00:18:20,028
they never allowed her
on stage during the campaign.

269
00:18:20,132 --> 00:18:22,692
Okay, well, the point is, in 2000,

270
00:18:22,801 --> 00:18:26,703
Cheney was the chair of Bush's
vice-presidential search committee.

271
00:18:26,805 --> 00:18:29,103
You know, he nominated himself.

272
00:18:29,708 --> 00:18:33,166
Nominating myself?
It seems rather unethical.

273
00:18:33,812 --> 00:18:36,007
It's the democratic process.

274
00:18:36,482 --> 00:18:40,714
If it can work
for the Vice-President of America,

275
00:18:41,487 --> 00:18:43,250
it can work for you.

276
00:18:47,559 --> 00:18:49,459
I wanted to call you
all together, one last time,

277
00:18:49,561 --> 00:18:51,791
before we were deep into final exams.

278
00:18:51,897 --> 00:18:54,525
We've received over 200 applications.

279
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:58,569
Fewer than 10 of the applications
merit serious consideration.

280
00:18:58,904 --> 00:19:00,098
Based on what criteria?

281
00:19:00,205 --> 00:19:04,608
The criteria listed in the official
university bylaws on faculty hires.

282
00:19:04,776 --> 00:19:05,936
When we did this before,

283
00:19:06,044 --> 00:19:08,535
we spent a few sessions
devising a rubric

284
00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:10,638
for candidate evaluations.

285
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:13,508
One based on more humanistic ideals.

286
00:19:16,522 --> 00:19:17,546
A few of the better applicants

287
00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:20,181
forgot to include copies
of their student evaluations

288
00:19:20,292 --> 00:19:21,418
with their applications.

289
00:19:21,527 --> 00:19:23,324
Personally, I find the evaluations

290
00:19:23,428 --> 00:19:26,295
that students write about me
utterly useless.

291
00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:29,296
It's mostly just speculation
about my sexuality.

292
00:19:33,238 --> 00:19:34,796
Try not to blink.

293
00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:37,307
This is rather uncomfortable.

294
00:19:37,409 --> 00:19:39,877
Okay. We're set, Mr. Wetherhold.

295
00:19:42,447 --> 00:19:45,610
How come my follow-up
wasn't with Dr. Hartigan?

296
00:19:45,784 --> 00:19:47,581
That's because she's the head
of the ER,

297
00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:50,086
not a neurologist like myself.

298
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,749
You know, she's gonna kill me
for saying this,

299
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:56,191
but she used to be a student of yours,
years ago.

300
00:19:56,662 --> 00:19:58,857
I've had lots of students.

301
00:19:58,997 --> 00:20:01,898
I think she had a schoolgirl crush,
in effect.

302
00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:07,069
She did, did she? Are we done?

303
00:20:07,472 --> 00:20:08,564
Yeah.

304
00:20:09,775 --> 00:20:10,742
Pleasure.

305
00:20:12,911 --> 00:20:13,878
Yeah. Still around.

306
00:20:13,979 --> 00:20:15,344
Here you go, miss.

307
00:20:15,814 --> 00:20:16,803
Hi.

308
00:20:19,484 --> 00:20:22,544
How's your head?
Did you see Dr. Strouse yet?

309
00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:24,856
Yes, everything is fine.

310
00:20:28,994 --> 00:20:30,689
I figured it out.

311
00:20:31,430 --> 00:20:33,159
You were my student.

312
00:20:36,368 --> 00:20:38,802
You must forgive me
for not remembering the other night

313
00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:41,634
when they brought me into the ER.

314
00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:47,707
Did you lose weight?

315
00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:51,547
No, not at all. Same weight.

316
00:20:54,219 --> 00:20:55,481
Night.

317
00:21:06,131 --> 00:21:07,530
What are you doing?

318
00:21:07,633 --> 00:21:09,032
Are these your mom's?

319
00:21:09,134 --> 00:21:11,295
Don't get mayonnaise on them.

320
00:21:20,379 --> 00:21:21,812
You know,
you should really make your bed.

321
00:21:21,913 --> 00:21:23,471
It sets the tone for the day.

322
00:21:24,349 --> 00:21:27,045
How do you know what tone
I wanted to set, though?

323
00:21:34,826 --> 00:21:36,691
Don't you think it's kind of weird

324
00:21:36,795 --> 00:21:39,787
to keep dead people's clothes
lying around?

325
00:21:39,898 --> 00:21:42,662
- Yes.
- Dad's been saving them.

326
00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:45,459
It's really not a good thing for him.

327
00:21:46,338 --> 00:21:49,739
If we donate them to Goodwill,
we get a tax write-off,

328
00:21:51,476 --> 00:21:53,000
which is great.

329
00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:58,741
You're a monster.

330
00:22:12,064 --> 00:22:14,055
May I give you a ride home?

331
00:22:14,266 --> 00:22:18,794
No, thank you. My adopted brother
is supposed to pick me up.

332
00:22:19,104 --> 00:22:21,368
Are you sure? It's pretty cold.

333
00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:32,675
Okay, thank you.

334
00:22:32,951 --> 00:22:34,145
Here.

335
00:23:00,979 --> 00:23:03,072
Don't forget the tax receipt.

336
00:23:03,181 --> 00:23:04,307
Right.

337
00:23:05,817 --> 00:23:08,479
You know, you can sit up front
if you want.

338
00:23:09,087 --> 00:23:11,385
That's okay. I'm fine.

339
00:23:11,857 --> 00:23:12,915
I get

340
00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:17,551
nauseated if I ride
on the right-hand side of the car.

341
00:23:22,434 --> 00:23:24,595
Dr. Strouse said I was fine

342
00:23:24,703 --> 00:23:27,331
and I was wondering
if you could call the DMV

343
00:23:27,439 --> 00:23:30,340
and have them repeal
my driving restriction.

344
00:23:30,575 --> 00:23:32,509
That's not how it works.

345
00:23:37,115 --> 00:23:39,481
So what are you teaching
this semester?

346
00:23:39,584 --> 00:23:42,849
I'm teaching two sections
about the Victorians.

347
00:23:43,522 --> 00:23:45,456
Do you like the Victorians?

348
00:23:45,557 --> 00:23:46,888
I used to.

349
00:23:52,164 --> 00:23:54,428
- The Victorian novel, huh?
- Hmm.

350
00:23:54,933 --> 00:23:57,834
<i>Wow, how many times
can you read Bleak House?</i>

351
00:23:58,637 --> 00:24:00,002
<i>You never tire of Bleak House.</i>

352
00:24:00,105 --> 00:24:03,165
I can always find something new
to say about it.

353
00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:15,879
Don't you have anything better to do?

354
00:24:29,134 --> 00:24:30,761
You need to relax.

355
00:24:31,002 --> 00:24:33,402
You need to relax. I need to study.

356
00:24:39,678 --> 00:24:43,170
Great, I'm in an after-school special.

357
00:24:43,381 --> 00:24:45,781
You know, your dad used to smoke
all the time

358
00:24:45,884 --> 00:24:46,908
when he was in grad school.

359
00:24:47,018 --> 00:24:48,007
Oh, yeah?

360
00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:51,179
He was too scared to buy it,
so I'd have to do it for him.

361
00:24:51,289 --> 00:24:53,382
They called him Hookah Larry.

362
00:24:54,693 --> 00:24:57,127
Look, your pathetic attempts
to manipulate me,

363
00:24:57,229 --> 00:24:59,322
they're never going to work.

364
00:25:20,619 --> 00:25:23,110
Okay, shut up and give it to me.

365
00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:26,753
If this gives me brain damage,

366
00:25:28,393 --> 00:25:30,020
I will kill you.

367
00:25:34,566 --> 00:25:38,400
Lupita is crying over Pedro,
who is being abused by Manuel.

368
00:25:38,503 --> 00:25:40,198
She's going to leave Manuel,
you know.

369
00:25:40,305 --> 00:25:42,136
<i>He's such a machismo.</i>

370
00:25:44,376 --> 00:25:46,810
She's going to move in with Diego.

371
00:25:46,978 --> 00:25:49,276
He's really handsome and built.

372
00:25:50,782 --> 00:25:54,013
If your Spanish were better,
you would see all of that.

373
00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:06,758
Thank you for driving me.

374
00:26:06,865 --> 00:26:08,594
You're welcome.

375
00:26:13,738 --> 00:26:15,729
This is your house, right?

376
00:26:17,809 --> 00:26:18,901
Yes.

377
00:26:30,322 --> 00:26:33,450
Shit. Wait! Wait! Wait!

378
00:26:37,662 --> 00:26:39,323
I forgot this.

379
00:26:45,837 --> 00:26:47,202
Would you

380
00:26:47,305 --> 00:26:49,364
like to have a face-to-face

381
00:26:49,975 --> 00:26:52,000
conversation sometime?

382
00:26:53,144 --> 00:26:56,443
We could finish our
discussion of Victorian literature.

383
00:26:56,548 --> 00:27:00,882
We weren't really having a
conversation about Victorian literature.

384
00:27:04,155 --> 00:27:06,248
I suppose I'd have to drive.

385
00:27:07,659 --> 00:27:09,752
I hadn't thought of that.

386
00:27:13,331 --> 00:27:15,765
How about Friday night at 7:30

387
00:27:15,867 --> 00:27:18,199
for a face-to-face conversation?

388
00:27:18,303 --> 00:27:19,998
That would work.

389
00:27:22,073 --> 00:27:23,563
Okay, bye.

390
00:27:38,323 --> 00:27:40,291
Smell something burning?

391
00:27:41,693 --> 00:27:44,184
Maybe cannabis?

392
00:27:46,564 --> 00:27:47,929
Are you mad?

393
00:27:48,733 --> 00:27:52,669
I waited outside
the medical center for eons.

394
00:27:54,072 --> 00:27:55,596
Where were you?

395
00:27:56,041 --> 00:27:58,339
Helping Vanessa with her Spanish.

396
00:28:00,011 --> 00:28:02,002
Lost track of time, sorry.

397
00:28:14,859 --> 00:28:16,622
Where'd you get that?

398
00:28:18,229 --> 00:28:19,218
The closet.

399
00:28:19,330 --> 00:28:21,855
I told him Wellesley
was a women's college.

400
00:28:22,701 --> 00:28:23,998
That's Caroline's sweatshirt.

401
00:28:24,102 --> 00:28:26,969
That, too. I told him that, too. I told him

402
00:28:27,572 --> 00:28:29,199
it was Mom's sweatshirt.

403
00:28:31,076 --> 00:28:33,203
Take it off, please.

404
00:28:34,045 --> 00:28:39,574
Did it ever occur to you
that I might be saving that sweatshirt?

405
00:28:39,684 --> 00:28:41,413
Please don't rip it.

406
00:28:51,963 --> 00:28:54,397
I think
he may have smelled the pot.

407
00:28:54,499 --> 00:28:57,400
"I told him Wellesley
was a women's college."

408
00:28:58,403 --> 00:29:00,871
God, what a narc.

409
00:29:28,199 --> 00:29:31,225
You know, we didn't just
donate her clothes on a whim.

410
00:29:31,336 --> 00:29:34,134
We did it for your
psychological well-being.

411
00:29:34,239 --> 00:29:36,230
Will you wait in the car?

412
00:29:44,482 --> 00:29:48,145
Let's see, "Professor Wetherhold
is a conceited dickhead,"

413
00:29:48,253 --> 00:29:51,051
"An asshole," "Unfair..."

414
00:29:51,156 --> 00:29:52,145
Here's one.

415
00:29:52,257 --> 00:29:53,622
What does it say?

416
00:29:53,725 --> 00:29:55,215
"Professor Wetherhold
is knowledgeable,

417
00:29:55,326 --> 00:29:57,590
"but he doesn't impart that knowledge
to his students.

418
00:29:57,695 --> 00:29:59,890
"He barked information at us
all semester,

419
00:29:59,998 --> 00:30:02,193
"and then he complained
when our papers did not measure up

420
00:30:02,300 --> 00:30:04,200
"to his bizarre standards."

421
00:30:04,569 --> 00:30:06,127
I'll dig deeper.

422
00:30:11,075 --> 00:30:13,305
Hey, can we go to the mall
tonight instead of this afternoon?

423
00:30:13,411 --> 00:30:15,208
There's, like, three games
I want to watch.

424
00:30:15,313 --> 00:30:17,611
I can't go to the mall tonight.

425
00:30:18,249 --> 00:30:20,240
- Why's that?
- I'm busy.

426
00:30:20,718 --> 00:30:23,846
Yeah, busy with what?
I fucking gotta go to the mall.

427
00:30:23,955 --> 00:30:25,786
I have an appointment.

428
00:30:26,191 --> 00:30:27,886
Really?
- Yes.

429
00:30:28,092 --> 00:30:29,320
With who?

430
00:30:29,794 --> 00:30:32,592
- With none of your business.
- An appointment with whom?

431
00:30:32,697 --> 00:30:33,755
None of your business.

432
00:30:33,865 --> 00:30:36,595
I just want to know. God!

433
00:30:38,636 --> 00:30:40,194
Dr. Hartigan.

434
00:30:41,873 --> 00:30:43,841
- I knew it.
- Good work.

435
00:30:44,676 --> 00:30:47,543
You spend $50 on dinner,

436
00:30:47,645 --> 00:30:50,443
that's grounds for intercourse
with "none of your business."

437
00:30:50,548 --> 00:30:54,245
Dad, if there are any romantic inklings,
you're simply not ready.

438
00:30:54,352 --> 00:30:57,480
I mean the sociosexual
mores have really shifted.

439
00:30:58,389 --> 00:31:02,291
And look, let's not forget
the stigma attached to widowers.

440
00:31:03,194 --> 00:31:07,631
Widowers. At some point the statute
of limitations has gotta run out on that.

441
00:31:07,799 --> 00:31:10,393
We're not talking about this anymore.

442
00:31:13,738 --> 00:31:16,707
Don't freak out and sabotage it
like you always do.

443
00:31:16,808 --> 00:31:19,333
I don't always freak out
and sabotage it.

444
00:31:19,444 --> 00:31:22,641
Yeah, well, this hospital is littered
with men you've left in your wake.

445
00:31:22,747 --> 00:31:25,978
It's littered with men
you've left in your wake, too.

446
00:31:26,084 --> 00:31:28,552
- What are you doing?
- Nothing.

447
00:31:28,987 --> 00:31:32,320
Nothing. I'm just reading something.
I'll call you back, okay?

448
00:31:55,446 --> 00:31:56,777
- Hi.
- Hi, there.

449
00:31:56,881 --> 00:31:58,246
How are you?

450
00:32:01,085 --> 00:32:03,053
What are you doing here?

451
00:32:03,554 --> 00:32:04,851
Excuse me?

452
00:32:08,393 --> 00:32:10,486
He's kind of a fragile guy.

453
00:32:11,329 --> 00:32:13,763
You know, he's not ready for this.

454
00:32:14,032 --> 00:32:16,330
He's fragile? What do you mean?

455
00:32:17,835 --> 00:32:20,429
You know what?
It's quite predatory, actually.

456
00:32:21,806 --> 00:32:24,798
Have you forgotten about
the Hippocratic oath you took,

457
00:32:24,909 --> 00:32:26,934
about not fucking your patients?

458
00:32:28,179 --> 00:32:30,647
Your father's no longer my patient.

459
00:32:48,499 --> 00:32:50,194
We respond to literary texts

460
00:32:50,301 --> 00:32:54,260
using precisely the same
fundamental interpretive categories

461
00:32:54,372 --> 00:32:56,636
as authors and poets use
to create them.

462
00:32:56,741 --> 00:33:00,199
So there's no need to posit
any kind of unstable ontology

463
00:33:00,311 --> 00:33:02,006
or ruptured consciousness.

464
00:33:02,113 --> 00:33:03,580
- Are you following me?
- Yeah.

465
00:33:03,681 --> 00:33:05,444
Any coffee?
Something from the desert menu?

466
00:33:05,550 --> 00:33:07,609
- Yeah. I want...
- It's too late for coffee.

467
00:33:08,653 --> 00:33:10,018
I'll tell you what.

468
00:33:10,121 --> 00:33:13,921
One piece of chocolate cake
and two forks, two plates.

469
00:33:15,326 --> 00:33:17,317
- So no one...
- Thank you.

470
00:33:17,428 --> 00:33:21,694
...has ever looked at this process
of cultural criticism through the...

471
00:33:21,799 --> 00:33:23,130
45 minutes.

472
00:33:24,802 --> 00:33:26,861
- Excuse me?
- 45 minutes.

473
00:33:27,772 --> 00:33:31,469
That's how long it's been
since I've uttered a single word.

474
00:33:33,111 --> 00:33:35,204
I mean, do you even know
where I'm from?

475
00:33:35,313 --> 00:33:36,712
Where I grew up, where I live?

476
00:33:36,814 --> 00:33:38,338
Do you know anything
about my family?

477
00:33:38,449 --> 00:33:40,542
What kind of day did I have?

478
00:33:41,019 --> 00:33:43,647
Well, if you actually did want to know,

479
00:33:43,955 --> 00:33:46,651
I was having a great day
until about 30 minutes ago

480
00:33:46,758 --> 00:33:48,988
when I realized
you weren't gonna shut up.

481
00:33:49,794 --> 00:33:55,289
In fact, you actually gave me a C
in your course.

482
00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:57,698
You said my paper was sophomoric.

483
00:33:58,169 --> 00:33:59,796
I was a freshman.

484
00:34:00,171 --> 00:34:02,401
That's not what sophomoric means.

485
00:34:02,507 --> 00:34:04,498
I know. See, I know that.

486
00:34:05,610 --> 00:34:07,043
You know, the other night
when I drove you home,

487
00:34:07,145 --> 00:34:10,273
I actually thought I saw
a different side of you.

488
00:34:11,182 --> 00:34:16,051
But now I'm back to thinking
you're the same pompous windbag

489
00:34:16,154 --> 00:34:18,748
who made me switch my major
from English to Biology.

490
00:34:18,856 --> 00:34:22,792
Well. Certainly an established
physician is not harboring resentment

491
00:34:22,894 --> 00:34:25,192
for a grade she received
more than 10 years ago.

492
00:34:25,296 --> 00:34:26,991
This was a mistake.

493
00:34:28,066 --> 00:34:30,000
Your daughter was right.

494
00:34:31,069 --> 00:34:32,331
Thank you.

495
00:34:33,137 --> 00:34:36,038
It's probably better
if you get a cab home.

496
00:34:48,753 --> 00:34:53,281
I take it by your presence here at 8:45,
you did not get laid.

497
00:34:56,027 --> 00:34:58,393
Yeah, come in, unless it's Chuck.

498
00:35:00,298 --> 00:35:01,322
I'm back.

499
00:35:01,432 --> 00:35:02,399
Thank God.

500
00:35:07,271 --> 00:35:09,239
This is a good-sized room.

501
00:35:09,674 --> 00:35:12,837
Yeah, I'm pretty sure
you've been in here before.

502
00:35:16,747 --> 00:35:19,045
Do you think I'm self-absorbed?

503
00:35:20,818 --> 00:35:23,378
I think self-absorption's underrated.

504
00:35:25,857 --> 00:35:28,758
I think everyone needs
some compassion,

505
00:35:28,860 --> 00:35:32,626
some capacity for sympathy, empathy.

506
00:35:33,898 --> 00:35:35,525
- Right?
- Dad,

507
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:40,063
Theresa Sternbridge practically runs
a soup kitchen,

508
00:35:40,271 --> 00:35:44,640
and she's always seen posing
in photos with crack babies

509
00:35:44,809 --> 00:35:47,505
and dying, old, crusty ladies.

510
00:35:48,746 --> 00:35:50,509
And do you know why?

511
00:35:51,516 --> 00:35:55,316
She scored in the 45th percentile
on her SAT.

512
00:35:57,822 --> 00:36:01,383
People like you and me
don't need to compensate.

513
00:36:02,827 --> 00:36:04,761
You know, I'm glad you're home early.

514
00:36:04,862 --> 00:36:06,694
That physician wasn't good for you.

515
00:36:06,797 --> 00:36:09,960
Too young and kind of uncultured,

516
00:36:10,067 --> 00:36:13,400
like oh-so-many
in the medical profession...

517
00:36:14,472 --> 00:36:16,804
I thought of the perfect new title
for your book.

518
00:36:24,682 --> 00:36:25,808
Right?

519
00:36:27,151 --> 00:36:28,482
Good night.

520
00:36:28,719 --> 00:36:29,947
<i>Bonsoir.</i>

521
00:36:49,774 --> 00:36:54,802
<i>Someone please shed some light</i>

522
00:36:55,279 --> 00:37:00,216
<i>Where is the narrator in my life</i>

523
00:37:00,818 --> 00:37:05,983
<i>Maybe he doesn't know where I've fled</i>

524
00:37:06,123 --> 00:37:10,389
<i>Running through the city in my head</i>

525
00:37:12,563 --> 00:37:17,466
<i>I shed regret</i>

526
00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:11,254
What are you doing here?

527
00:38:11,422 --> 00:38:13,390
That gurney was sterile.

528
00:38:14,225 --> 00:38:16,955
I re-read your essay.

529
00:38:17,161 --> 00:38:18,128
And...

530
00:38:19,030 --> 00:38:21,294
At first I considered
giving it a higher grade,

531
00:38:21,432 --> 00:38:24,959
but then, I decided
that the C should stick.

532
00:38:26,704 --> 00:38:29,138
Do you honestly think
that I care about a grade I received

533
00:38:29,240 --> 00:38:31,003
when I was a freshman in college?

534
00:38:31,108 --> 00:38:33,906
I mean, I admit that the paper,
as you originally wrote,

535
00:38:34,011 --> 00:38:37,503
"lacks a clear focus
and rambles like a bad folk song."

536
00:38:37,615 --> 00:38:41,915
But I read it again the other day
and its thesis is really quite good.

537
00:38:45,389 --> 00:38:49,792
I should have been more diplomatic
and less pompous as your professor

538
00:38:50,261 --> 00:38:52,456
and as your dinner date.

539
00:38:52,963 --> 00:38:54,021
True.

540
00:38:55,299 --> 00:38:56,891
I'm just out of practice.

541
00:38:57,001 --> 00:39:00,334
What? Usually you're better
at masking your pomposity?

542
00:39:00,538 --> 00:39:03,302
Could we give this

543
00:39:05,443 --> 00:39:08,310
face-to-face conversation
one more try?

544
00:39:11,349 --> 00:39:13,840
I haven't been on a date in a while.

545
00:39:18,622 --> 00:39:21,090
I'd have to drive again, I suppose.

546
00:39:35,339 --> 00:39:36,897
Merry Christmas!

547
00:40:07,838 --> 00:40:09,066
Fuck!

548
00:40:09,974 --> 00:40:12,340
It was clever of you
to reserve the same table.

549
00:40:12,676 --> 00:40:16,635
I wanted to make sure
that I had an authentic second chance.

550
00:40:21,519 --> 00:40:23,043
Would you like
to start with some wine?

551
00:40:23,154 --> 00:40:25,714
Well, I'm on call tonight,
so I can't drink.

552
00:40:27,458 --> 00:40:29,983
- You're on call?
- Yeah.

553
00:40:30,694 --> 00:40:33,094
So this date may end at any moment?

554
00:40:33,831 --> 00:40:35,230
Well, if I'm paged, yes.

555
00:40:35,332 --> 00:40:36,560
- I can come back in a minute.
- No, no.

556
00:40:36,667 --> 00:40:39,534
It's okay. It's okay.
I will have the lobster,

557
00:40:39,737 --> 00:40:42,672
and a house salad, and
the house dressing on the side, please.

558
00:40:42,773 --> 00:40:43,899
And for you, sir?

559
00:40:44,008 --> 00:40:45,635
Oh, yes, the clock is ticking.

560
00:40:45,743 --> 00:40:47,938
I'm going to have the cod

561
00:40:48,045 --> 00:40:52,482
and house salad,
house dressing on the side.

562
00:41:03,394 --> 00:41:06,124
I'm sorry I called you
an arrogant windbag the other night.

563
00:41:06,230 --> 00:41:08,528
You called me a pompous windbag.

564
00:41:11,535 --> 00:41:14,732
So have you heard back yet from any
of the publishers about your book?

565
00:41:14,872 --> 00:41:18,740
Did you ever tell me
where you're from?

566
00:41:18,843 --> 00:41:20,367
Well, how long ago did you send it?

567
00:41:20,478 --> 00:41:23,641
Well, a few weeks ago.
What did your parents do?

568
00:41:25,583 --> 00:41:27,346
- What are you doing?
- What do you mean?

569
00:41:27,451 --> 00:41:29,043
I'm asking you about the book.

570
00:41:29,153 --> 00:41:31,815
Yes, and I'm not taking the bait, am I?

571
00:41:33,357 --> 00:41:35,825
Come on, I'm interested in the book.

572
00:41:39,230 --> 00:41:43,633
It's been rejected by a few publishers.

573
00:41:46,237 --> 00:41:49,035
Actually, it's been rejected
by everyone, so...

574
00:41:51,375 --> 00:41:53,070
Rejection is tough.

575
00:41:54,512 --> 00:41:56,503
It can scar you for life.

576
00:41:57,414 --> 00:41:58,381
But you can rewrite it.

577
00:41:58,482 --> 00:42:00,643
You can, you know,
send it out again, can't you?

578
00:42:11,662 --> 00:42:13,220
It's about time!

579
00:42:20,604 --> 00:42:22,435
That's some real riveting shit there.

580
00:42:22,540 --> 00:42:25,031
You Young Republicans
really know how to party.

581
00:42:25,142 --> 00:42:27,076
Bet you guys are a lot of fun
on Friday nights.

582
00:42:27,177 --> 00:42:28,508
I have fun.

583
00:42:29,046 --> 00:42:32,538
You're at a Hitler Youth Rally
the first night of Christmas break.

584
00:42:32,650 --> 00:42:35,141
My fun is just a little more cerebral
than yours.

585
00:42:35,252 --> 00:42:38,278
Come on. When was the last time
you did something bad?

586
00:42:38,389 --> 00:42:41,881
Or subversive? Huh?
Like a normal teenager.

587
00:42:41,992 --> 00:42:42,959
Do you know what you're doing?

588
00:42:43,861 --> 00:42:44,850
Jesus.

589
00:42:44,962 --> 00:42:48,329
I bet you never cheated
or stole anything.

590
00:42:48,666 --> 00:42:50,099
Or jaywalked.

591
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:53,601
Well, I've smoked pot
with my perverted uncle.

592
00:42:53,704 --> 00:42:56,434
Okay, that was because I coerced you.

593
00:42:57,141 --> 00:42:59,336
You didn't do that of your own volition.
You know what?

594
00:42:59,443 --> 00:43:02,935
You're really in jeopardy of becoming
a 17-year-old robot.

595
00:43:03,047 --> 00:43:04,241
Okay, shut up.

596
00:43:04,348 --> 00:43:06,612
'Cause you really don't know me.

597
00:43:07,251 --> 00:43:10,482
I actually got accepted to Stanford
two weeks ago.

598
00:43:13,490 --> 00:43:16,550
Really? But Carnegie Mellon is free
for you.

599
00:43:16,660 --> 00:43:20,323
And Stanford's, I don't know,
$600-$ 700 a year.

600
00:43:20,431 --> 00:43:22,831
40 grand, actually.

601
00:43:25,703 --> 00:43:28,194
Well, your father is gonna kill you.

602
00:43:28,973 --> 00:43:32,670
But for the time being,
I'm filled with pride.

603
00:43:34,712 --> 00:43:37,772
Come on, little mermaid,
let's go celebrate.

604
00:43:49,293 --> 00:43:52,091
Think older. You'll appear older.

605
00:43:52,196 --> 00:43:56,132
I want you to grab that table.
I'm gonna get a pitcher of beer.

606
00:43:57,234 --> 00:44:01,603
<i>There's too many things I can't afford</i>

607
00:44:03,574 --> 00:44:08,011
<i>So what do you mean when you say</i>

608
00:44:10,014 --> 00:44:13,916
Keep your eye out, there's a guy
over there that used to be a woman.

609
00:44:14,051 --> 00:44:15,609
Out on the town with Grandpa?

610
00:44:15,719 --> 00:44:16,981
Fuck off.

611
00:44:17,688 --> 00:44:19,849
- Those seem like nice girls.
- Yeah.

612
00:44:21,692 --> 00:44:25,924
<i>I wouldn't wanna rush you
lose you</i>

613
00:44:26,030 --> 00:44:27,588
<i>Fuss you</i>

614
00:44:28,699 --> 00:44:31,167
<i>But I love love love you</i>

615
00:44:31,268 --> 00:44:32,929
That's disgusting.

616
00:44:34,238 --> 00:44:35,933
That is disgusting.

617
00:44:40,044 --> 00:44:41,978
You must miss your wife.

618
00:44:44,248 --> 00:44:46,182
Sorry, I shouldn't be so direct.

619
00:44:46,283 --> 00:44:49,719
If my wife, Caroline,
were here right now,

620
00:44:49,820 --> 00:44:52,618
she would be telling me
to stop pitying myself.

621
00:44:54,191 --> 00:44:57,957
She was a lovely,
funny, intelligent woman.

622
00:44:58,796 --> 00:45:01,026
And she'd want you to know it.

623
00:45:01,298 --> 00:45:05,530
But she'd also advise me
not to talk about my dead wife

624
00:45:05,636 --> 00:45:09,970
on a date with a beautiful woman.

625
00:45:13,410 --> 00:45:15,605
And she'd be wondering

626
00:45:16,413 --> 00:45:19,905
when I was going to get around
to kissing you.

627
00:45:24,688 --> 00:45:28,852
<i>I wouldn't wanna rush you
lose you</i>

628
00:45:28,959 --> 00:45:30,358
<i>Fuss you</i>

629
00:45:30,961 --> 00:45:34,761
<i>I wouldn't wanna rush you
lose you</i>

630
00:45:35,299 --> 00:45:36,596
<i>Fuss you</i>

631
00:45:38,001 --> 00:45:40,401
<i>But I love love love you</i>

632
00:45:41,739 --> 00:45:44,139
<i>Love love love you</i>

633
00:45:44,241 --> 00:45:47,938
<i>Said I love love love you</i>

634
00:45:48,045 --> 00:45:51,071
<i>Love love love you</i>

635
00:45:51,181 --> 00:45:54,947
What is it like being stupid?

636
00:45:55,419 --> 00:45:58,445
What's it like sitting alone
at lunch every day?

637
00:45:58,922 --> 00:46:00,184
It sucks.

638
00:46:01,725 --> 00:46:03,283
Come with me.

639
00:46:21,345 --> 00:46:22,505
I'm

640
00:46:24,081 --> 00:46:28,245
not used to condoms,
but I thought it went okay.

641
00:46:30,587 --> 00:46:31,884
Very nice.

642
00:46:35,359 --> 00:46:38,419
'Cause I just don't want
to blow it with you.

643
00:46:44,935 --> 00:46:47,403
Do you have any plans for Christmas?

644
00:46:52,709 --> 00:46:55,177
Will you excuse me for a minute?

645
00:47:00,450 --> 00:47:03,977
'Cause my daughter, Vanessa,
makes quite a spread.

646
00:47:31,381 --> 00:47:32,973
I was just paged.

647
00:47:38,355 --> 00:47:40,880
I haven't been up this late in years.

648
00:47:40,991 --> 00:47:45,724
<i>If this were a book
It'd start with a line</i>

649
00:47:45,829 --> 00:47:51,825
<i>I once knew a man
I was his and he was mine</i>

650
00:47:52,836 --> 00:47:56,795
<i>So predictable
So confused</i>

651
00:47:57,608 --> 00:48:04,480
<i>I'm at a loss for words
to explain my mood</i>

652
00:48:05,582 --> 00:48:11,987
<i>I stitch this bow
into the bottom of my dress</i>

653
00:48:32,376 --> 00:48:34,367
Linsey hates me, you know?

654
00:48:35,345 --> 00:48:37,745
Brooke hates me. Everybody hates me.

655
00:48:37,848 --> 00:48:44,276
Well, if you tell people they're
stupid, they'll usually hate you.

656
00:48:44,688 --> 00:48:48,021
And I wasn't completely

657
00:48:49,026 --> 00:48:52,962
congenial when you first came.

658
00:49:01,672 --> 00:49:03,139
You're right.

659
00:49:03,373 --> 00:49:06,069
- But you like me now.
- I like you now.

660
00:49:09,046 --> 00:49:10,274
Vanessa,

661
00:49:12,215 --> 00:49:13,546
come on...

662
00:49:14,384 --> 00:49:17,114
You're adopted. It's not like it's...

663
00:49:18,121 --> 00:49:19,986
Biblical...

664
00:49:21,858 --> 00:49:23,883
You just want to fuck
that trashy waitress.

665
00:49:23,994 --> 00:49:26,189
Yeah, that's none of your business.

666
00:49:26,296 --> 00:49:30,232
You're drunk
and you're 17 and you're my niece.

667
00:49:30,334 --> 00:49:35,203
- My shoe.
- Great idea, giving you beer.

668
00:49:43,647 --> 00:49:44,978
Come on.

669
00:49:47,150 --> 00:49:48,344
Hey, you!

670
00:49:49,219 --> 00:49:50,686
Are you drunk?

671
00:49:54,191 --> 00:49:55,988
- Did you get her drunk?
- No.

672
00:49:56,093 --> 00:49:59,062
- She seems drunk.
- She's drunk.

673
00:50:03,734 --> 00:50:05,361
How was your date?

674
00:50:06,169 --> 00:50:08,034
You're a giant toddler.

675
00:50:10,374 --> 00:50:12,001
Mom and Dad
did you absolutely no favors,

676
00:50:12,109 --> 00:50:16,944
allowing you to become
the immature scam artist that you are.

677
00:51:01,591 --> 00:51:05,459
Vanessa, did anyone call me today?

678
00:51:06,997 --> 00:51:09,989
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, a telemarketer.

679
00:51:10,133 --> 00:51:11,600
It was a man.

680
00:51:12,135 --> 00:51:14,330
You're acting very desperate.

681
00:51:20,544 --> 00:51:22,034
I got it.

682
00:51:24,614 --> 00:51:26,582
Will you stop avoiding me?

683
00:51:27,551 --> 00:51:28,916
I was drunk.

684
00:51:30,854 --> 00:51:31,946
I'm not avoiding you.

685
00:51:32,055 --> 00:51:35,115
I just need some time alone, please.

686
00:51:46,069 --> 00:51:47,366
Thank you.

687
00:52:21,972 --> 00:52:25,100
Hi, Janet, sorry to leave you
yet another message,

688
00:52:25,208 --> 00:52:27,472
but I realized that you may not have
my phone number,

689
00:52:27,577 --> 00:52:30,273
and that's why you haven't
called me back.

690
00:52:30,914 --> 00:52:32,404
<i>My number is...</i>

691
00:52:46,163 --> 00:52:49,496
Didn't you prove the other night
that you can't hold your alcohol?

692
00:52:49,599 --> 00:52:51,692
I'm having one glass, moron.

693
00:52:53,103 --> 00:52:56,800
And I chose this Beaujolais
specifically to go with the ham.

694
00:53:07,384 --> 00:53:11,047
Neither of you is old enough
to be drinking.

695
00:53:14,658 --> 00:53:15,625
Dude.

696
00:53:17,194 --> 00:53:18,855
Let's all just get drunk.

697
00:53:18,962 --> 00:53:21,260
I need something
to wash down this rubber ham.

698
00:53:21,364 --> 00:53:24,731
Actually, I downloaded the recipe
from the Internet.

699
00:53:25,569 --> 00:53:28,037
I translated it from Old French.

700
00:53:28,605 --> 00:53:31,301
It dates all the way back to Louis XIV.

701
00:53:31,408 --> 00:53:32,739
And he was the one
that actually decided

702
00:53:32,842 --> 00:53:35,072
dishes should be served in courses,

703
00:53:35,178 --> 00:53:39,581
because before that,
it was served as this big pile of food...

704
00:53:39,683 --> 00:53:42,914
Maybe you messed up the translation,
and that's why it tastes like burnt tires.

705
00:53:43,019 --> 00:53:45,954
Well, if you'd like,
I could jam that up your ass for you?

706
00:53:46,056 --> 00:53:48,752
That's enough. Enough.

707
00:53:53,363 --> 00:53:55,524
- Well, this is cheerful.
- Shut up.

708
00:53:57,434 --> 00:54:01,530
Who would think to interrupt
this perfect Christmas dinner?

709
00:54:14,117 --> 00:54:15,914
- Hi.
- Hi.

710
00:54:16,486 --> 00:54:17,976
You're the doctor girlfriend, right?

711
00:54:18,088 --> 00:54:20,488
You're the adopted brother, right?

712
00:54:22,092 --> 00:54:24,253
Well, you don't appear to be boring.

713
00:54:24,361 --> 00:54:27,797
Well, you've just met me.
For all you know, I'm quite boring.

714
00:54:27,897 --> 00:54:29,592
You've presented yourself here,

715
00:54:29,699 --> 00:54:32,099
uninvited and unannounced
for Christmas dinner.

716
00:54:32,202 --> 00:54:35,103
That is not boring. And the cake?

717
00:54:37,607 --> 00:54:40,167
Lexotonin? That's an antidepressant.

718
00:54:40,277 --> 00:54:42,541
I stole it from the break room.

719
00:54:43,847 --> 00:54:46,611
- Am I interrupting anything?
- No, welcome.

720
00:54:46,983 --> 00:54:48,951
We could use a little antivenom
in the snake pit.

721
00:54:49,052 --> 00:54:51,919
Thank you very much.
Move along, thank you.

722
00:54:52,022 --> 00:54:53,011
Hi.

723
00:54:53,623 --> 00:54:55,181
Hi. Merry Christmas.

724
00:54:55,292 --> 00:54:56,850
Merry Christmas.

725
00:55:09,139 --> 00:55:11,107
The woman brought a cake.

726
00:55:14,177 --> 00:55:15,337
Hello.

727
00:55:17,847 --> 00:55:19,075
Vanessa!

728
00:55:19,182 --> 00:55:21,241
I'm getting the physician a plate!

729
00:55:45,842 --> 00:55:48,402
My, what a generous portion.

730
00:55:48,511 --> 00:55:49,500
Enjoy.

731
00:55:49,612 --> 00:55:51,477
Well, Vanessa here
is the perfect little housewife.

732
00:55:51,581 --> 00:55:52,775
I mean, daughter.

733
00:55:52,882 --> 00:55:54,645
Yes, if, by perfect, you mean

734
00:55:54,751 --> 00:55:59,120
not retarded/suffering from
insurmountable credit card debt,

735
00:55:59,222 --> 00:56:01,486
then, yes, I am indeed perfect.

736
00:56:01,591 --> 00:56:04,082
Would you two please stop bickering?

737
00:56:04,561 --> 00:56:07,655
These children haven't
been properly parented in many years.

738
00:56:07,764 --> 00:56:08,958
That's why I was brought in.

739
00:56:09,065 --> 00:56:11,863
To ensure that they don't
kill each other.

740
00:56:13,670 --> 00:56:15,262
Merry Christmas.

741
00:56:19,642 --> 00:56:20,802
Please.

742
00:56:23,780 --> 00:56:26,010
"So much depends upon

743
00:56:26,116 --> 00:56:27,083
"a red wheelbarrow..."

744
00:56:27,717 --> 00:56:29,776
William Carlos Williams.

745
00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:31,815
He was a physician.

746
00:56:32,455 --> 00:56:34,047
Yes, I know that.

747
00:56:35,291 --> 00:56:39,318
Many considered him to be an imagist,
but he was really more of a modernist,

748
00:56:39,429 --> 00:56:41,522
eschewing the poetic traditions
of Europe,

749
00:56:41,631 --> 00:56:44,691
in favor of celebrating
everyday circumstances.

750
00:56:46,936 --> 00:56:48,528
But I digress.

751
00:56:50,974 --> 00:56:53,704
I like suburban Pittsburgh
for Christmas.

752
00:56:54,144 --> 00:56:56,339
Yes, it's really glamorous.

753
00:56:56,880 --> 00:56:58,142
You're in the

754
00:56:59,249 --> 00:57:02,150
Paris of Western Pennsylvania.

755
00:57:05,789 --> 00:57:08,155
I'm really glad that you stopped by.

756
00:57:18,902 --> 00:57:21,769
I just saw Dad and the physician
kissing in the den.

757
00:57:21,871 --> 00:57:23,532
I am going to puke.

758
00:57:23,873 --> 00:57:26,899
Why does physical affection
bother you so much?

759
00:57:27,243 --> 00:57:28,972
It doesn't, actually.

760
00:57:29,212 --> 00:57:31,942
Well, you're not the only one
who deserves to have a little fun.

761
00:57:32,048 --> 00:57:33,447
And what's your point?

762
00:57:33,550 --> 00:57:36,041
I saw you both at Gibraltar's. Drunk.

763
00:57:36,152 --> 00:57:37,380
I saw you, too.

764
00:57:37,487 --> 00:57:39,648
I saw you, too, man. Bravo.

765
00:57:51,131 --> 00:57:54,862
I am proud that we whittled it down
to these three so quickly.

766
00:57:54,968 --> 00:57:57,266
I have another candidate in mind.

767
00:57:58,004 --> 00:57:59,028
Who?

768
00:58:00,707 --> 00:58:01,696
Me.

769
00:58:01,942 --> 00:58:05,275
Can you apply?
You're the chair of the committee.

770
00:58:05,545 --> 00:58:08,207
Yes, I am permitted to apply.

771
00:58:08,315 --> 00:58:12,012
It's well within Carnegie Mellon's
ethical codes of conduct.

772
00:58:12,118 --> 00:58:14,916
It's part of the democratic process.

773
00:58:18,592 --> 00:58:19,991
Tick, tock.

774
00:58:22,195 --> 00:58:24,186
But now, in the new days...

775
00:58:25,699 --> 00:58:29,795
Do you know its meaning?
You drove yourself...

776
00:58:32,272 --> 00:58:34,934
When I come back,
you better have a word on that board.

777
00:58:40,480 --> 00:58:43,540
Vanessa, this phone
is for emergencies only.

778
00:58:43,650 --> 00:58:47,279
I didn't want to call you
at her apartment. I just, like...

779
00:58:47,387 --> 00:58:48,877
Are you coming home for dinner?

780
00:58:48,989 --> 00:58:51,890
Because Chuck's gone
and I'm the only one here.

781
00:58:51,992 --> 00:58:53,892
I'm eating here tonight.

782
00:58:53,994 --> 00:58:56,462
Well, that's just fantastic.

783
00:58:56,997 --> 00:58:59,830
What am I supposed to do
with the beef stroganoff that I made,

784
00:58:59,933 --> 00:59:01,867
and the garlic whipped potatoes?

785
00:59:05,005 --> 00:59:08,338
I'm going to be home in a few hours,
could you save me a little bit?

786
00:59:08,742 --> 00:59:10,175
<i>Just a plate.</i>

787
00:59:18,051 --> 00:59:21,817
This is Lawrence Wetherhold.
Who is this?

788
00:59:22,155 --> 00:59:25,124
<i>This is Deb Rosenblatt,
from the Penguin Group.</i>

789
00:59:25,258 --> 00:59:27,123
<i>Bloomberg really liked
your manuscript</i>

790
00:59:27,227 --> 00:59:28,421
<i>and he would like to meet
with you in New York.</i>

791
00:59:28,528 --> 00:59:29,722
Well,

792
00:59:29,829 --> 00:59:32,696
it is a very interesting concept, isn't it?

793
00:59:38,004 --> 00:59:41,633
Yeah, I always wondered
who littered the world with those.

794
00:59:42,175 --> 00:59:45,167
Where have you been?
I haven't seen you, like, all week.

795
00:59:45,278 --> 00:59:46,768
I've been busy.

796
00:59:46,880 --> 00:59:49,542
I don't want you to feel uncomfortable
around me, okay?

797
00:59:49,649 --> 00:59:52,209
I completely respect
your homosexuality,

798
00:59:52,319 --> 00:59:56,688
and I will refrain
from any further untoward advances.

799
00:59:57,424 --> 01:00:00,723
Truth be told,
I've started dating someone.

800
01:00:00,894 --> 01:00:02,623
Someone my own age.

801
01:00:02,796 --> 01:00:04,354
What's his name?

802
01:00:06,466 --> 01:00:08,127
Her name

803
01:00:09,936 --> 01:00:11,870
is none of your business.

804
01:00:11,972 --> 01:00:15,499
I will be staying at her apartment
a couple of nights a week.

805
01:00:15,675 --> 01:00:17,836
So does she know you're gay?

806
01:00:20,914 --> 01:00:24,315
I don't think that you and I
should be hanging out as much.

807
01:00:25,018 --> 01:00:27,680
Well, that's just... It's idiotic.

808
01:00:28,488 --> 01:00:30,820
I mean, who am I supposed to
hang out with?

809
01:00:30,924 --> 01:00:34,416
I just think that we both need to,
you know, get a life.

810
01:00:35,362 --> 01:00:39,025
My life begins when I set foot
in California next fall.

811
01:00:41,768 --> 01:00:43,793
The cab was $9!

812
01:00:44,270 --> 01:00:45,897
I'll pay you back.

813
01:00:48,074 --> 01:00:49,166
Well,

814
01:00:50,610 --> 01:00:53,135
- they're publishing my book.
- What?

815
01:00:53,913 --> 01:00:55,141
Who the fuck's gonna read that?

816
01:00:55,248 --> 01:00:58,217
Bloomberg. I knew it. I so knew it!

817
01:00:58,752 --> 01:01:01,084
Well, when do we...
When are we going to meet with them?

818
01:01:01,955 --> 01:01:03,582
You have school.

819
01:01:03,690 --> 01:01:06,215
So I'm taking Janet and

820
01:01:07,060 --> 01:01:09,654
flying to New York on Monday.

821
01:01:15,268 --> 01:01:17,065
You have school.

822
01:01:24,944 --> 01:01:26,912
So I sort of met somebody.

823
01:01:27,280 --> 01:01:30,044
I was kind of hoping
you could float me some greenbacks

824
01:01:30,150 --> 01:01:32,118
to get my own apartment.

825
01:01:33,019 --> 01:01:36,682
You know, more and more,
I'm getting used to you.

826
01:01:38,258 --> 01:01:39,850
I need you here.

827
01:01:40,794 --> 01:01:43,285
So, no.

828
01:01:48,635 --> 01:01:51,331
There was a twinkle
of humanity in there.

829
01:01:52,906 --> 01:01:55,807
<i>Gonna tell you all a story</i>

830
01:01:55,909 --> 01:01:58,844
<i>About a girl who's just informed me</i>

831
01:01:58,945 --> 01:02:03,780
<i>That all she needs to love me
Is a quiet peaceful day</i>

832
01:02:06,286 --> 01:02:09,449
<i>She don't need no shiny diamonds
Or a fancy car to drive in</i>

833
01:02:09,823 --> 01:02:15,625
<i>She just needs me there beside her
On a quiet peaceful day</i>

834
01:02:22,569 --> 01:02:25,367
It's almost 10:00. I need to leave.

835
01:02:28,341 --> 01:02:30,434
Good luck. Knock 'em dead!

836
01:02:33,613 --> 01:02:36,013
Does this suit make me look too eager?

837
01:02:36,116 --> 01:02:38,880
How can a suit make anyone
look too eager?

838
01:02:43,556 --> 01:02:46,150
- Wish me luck.
- I just did. Go already.

839
01:02:46,259 --> 01:02:48,750
You're starting to make me nervous.

840
01:02:50,130 --> 01:02:51,097
Goodbye.

841
01:02:59,239 --> 01:03:02,208
<i>At first I thought it was
the driest piece of shit I'd ever read.</i>

842
01:03:02,542 --> 01:03:03,509
What?

843
01:03:03,710 --> 01:03:04,870
Till I got to the third section,

844
01:03:04,978 --> 01:03:07,173
where I noticed a certain
marketable tone,

845
01:03:07,514 --> 01:03:10,312
the surly, smarter-than-thou
asshole tone.

846
01:03:10,817 --> 01:03:13,149
People love to hate books like this.

847
01:03:13,253 --> 01:03:15,221
NPR will attack the book immediately.

848
01:03:15,321 --> 01:03:18,620
<i>And before you know it, you'll be
defending yourself on Charlie Rose.</i>

849
01:03:18,825 --> 01:03:22,420
That's not the point of the book.

850
01:03:23,396 --> 01:03:24,658
I understand your hesitancy,

851
01:03:24,764 --> 01:03:27,460
but when was the last time
a senior editor edited,

852
01:03:27,567 --> 01:03:29,125
actually edited?

853
01:03:30,103 --> 01:03:32,970
We spent the entire staff meeting
last week talking about it.

854
01:03:33,072 --> 01:03:35,905
Marketing guys loved it.
Two junior editors loved it.

855
01:03:36,009 --> 01:03:39,570
It's almost like the book itself
is a fucking bully.

856
01:03:41,314 --> 01:03:42,804
<i>You Can't Read.</i>

857
01:03:45,585 --> 01:03:47,075
<i>You Can't Read.</i>

858
01:03:48,054 --> 01:03:49,351
Brilliant!

859
01:04:23,122 --> 01:04:24,111
Shit.

860
01:04:40,206 --> 01:04:41,434
- Hey.
- Hi.

861
01:04:43,243 --> 01:04:44,835
Well, how'd it go?

862
01:04:46,145 --> 01:04:51,048
Great. They loved me over there.
It's going to be a very important book.

863
01:04:52,952 --> 01:04:55,318
Well, you seem happy.

864
01:04:55,421 --> 01:04:57,981
Well, wait, wait. Don't open that yet.
What did he say about the book?

865
01:04:58,091 --> 01:04:59,251
Well...

866
01:04:59,592 --> 01:05:03,050
They've edited it, significantly.
But it's much better.

867
01:05:03,630 --> 01:05:09,068
It's intelligent, but very contrary,
powerful and inflammatory. It's...

868
01:05:11,337 --> 01:05:13,601
Well, how much did they edit it?

869
01:05:14,140 --> 01:05:18,975
Well, Penguin has...
They've edited thousands of books,

870
01:05:19,078 --> 01:05:22,946
and there comes a time when
you have to let the experts be experts.

871
01:05:23,383 --> 01:05:25,078
And are you honestly okay
with the changes?

872
01:05:25,184 --> 01:05:30,520
Well, Bloomberg wants
to take us out to dinner.

873
01:05:32,125 --> 01:05:35,060
I thought you and I were going out
for a quiet dinner tonight.

874
01:05:35,662 --> 01:05:39,029
They want to take us out.
It's... You know. He's my editor.

875
01:05:41,200 --> 01:05:42,929
And I'm your...

876
01:05:45,004 --> 01:05:47,370
I don't know. What am I to you?

877
01:05:49,042 --> 01:05:52,068
Well, for lack of a better term,
you're my girlfriend.

878
01:05:52,178 --> 01:05:54,738
No, what am I to you? Not just a term.

879
01:05:56,849 --> 01:06:01,877
You're everything that a girlfriend is.

880
01:06:03,890 --> 01:06:05,858
You can't answer, can you?

881
01:06:11,331 --> 01:06:14,198
Please, would you just
get ready for dinner?

882
01:06:14,701 --> 01:06:17,261
You know what?
I actually don't even feel that well.

883
01:06:17,503 --> 01:06:21,963
I couldn't go out tonight anyways.
You should go. I'm gonna be fine.

884
01:06:29,816 --> 01:06:32,080
You'd think their parents would
control them.

885
01:06:32,185 --> 01:06:34,016
They've probably been
stuck on a plane for hours.

886
01:06:34,120 --> 01:06:36,782
They should be encouraged
to run around.

887
01:06:36,889 --> 01:06:37,913
Your book's not published yet.

888
01:06:38,024 --> 01:06:41,187
You don't have to act
like a complete misanthrope.

889
01:06:45,465 --> 01:06:48,491
What is with you?
You're like a different person.

890
01:06:48,601 --> 01:06:52,264
No, Lawrence, I'm the same person.
I've just noticed a few things.

891
01:06:52,372 --> 01:06:53,862
I can't win.

892
01:06:53,973 --> 01:06:56,703
Call me a grouch,
I just think that it's wrong

893
01:06:56,809 --> 01:07:00,142
to let kids run around an airport
unsupervised.

894
01:07:00,446 --> 01:07:03,745
When you have children,
you'll understand.

895
01:07:03,850 --> 01:07:07,581
This isn't about unsupervised kids
at an airport, and you know it.

896
01:07:07,687 --> 01:07:09,382
Excuse me, sorry.

897
01:07:17,296 --> 01:07:19,662
You don't seem interested
in anything other than your book

898
01:07:19,766 --> 01:07:21,893
or becoming head of the department.

899
01:07:22,001 --> 01:07:24,663
I mean, why don't you ask?
Just try asking.

900
01:07:25,505 --> 01:07:29,134
Okay. What the hell's your problem?

901
01:07:30,009 --> 01:07:32,671
I don't want to talk about it right now.

902
01:07:35,581 --> 01:07:36,878
I have it.

903
01:07:42,088 --> 01:07:45,717
You don't seem very happy.

904
01:07:45,825 --> 01:07:49,454
I'm not happy. Not even close.

905
01:07:51,397 --> 01:07:57,802
<i>What have I got to offer you</i>

906
01:07:58,938 --> 01:08:01,270
<i>Have I gotten</i>

907
01:08:02,008 --> 01:08:07,036
<i>My heart nor my soul
'cause I gave it away</i>

908
01:08:07,280 --> 01:08:10,215
<i>There's a lesson I learned
when the trust is gone</i>

909
01:08:10,383 --> 01:08:12,908
<i>Love is gone</i>

910
01:08:23,029 --> 01:08:25,725
So I put some flowers on Mom's grave.

911
01:08:26,999 --> 01:08:29,968
Like just a dozen or so
pink and white roses.

912
01:08:31,804 --> 01:08:34,864
You kind of owe me $64.

913
01:08:34,974 --> 01:08:37,943
The 17th. I'm sorry.

914
01:08:38,077 --> 01:08:39,044
No, it's...

915
01:08:39,178 --> 01:08:42,739
You know, it's not like Mom knew
you weren't there.

916
01:08:42,849 --> 01:08:45,249
Besides, I'm a big girl. I can handle it.

917
01:08:49,822 --> 01:08:51,187
How are you?

918
01:08:53,593 --> 01:08:57,996
Maybe this weekend, you and I
could go ice skating like we used to.

919
01:09:00,566 --> 01:09:01,624
Dad,

920
01:09:01,734 --> 01:09:03,167
you just got a huge book deal,

921
01:09:03,269 --> 01:09:05,760
and the head of the department
is yours for the taking,

922
01:09:05,872 --> 01:09:09,364
and everything's kind
of perfect for you, so

923
01:09:09,475 --> 01:09:11,773
don't screw everything up, okay?

924
01:09:13,279 --> 01:09:16,305
<i>You know, I read in Cosmopolitan
that it takes</i>

925
01:09:16,415 --> 01:09:20,078
about half the time you date someone
to get over them.

926
01:09:20,186 --> 01:09:23,713
And, what, you've dated Janet
for just a few months?

927
01:09:23,823 --> 01:09:27,759
<i>- You read Cosmopolitan?
- I glance at it.</i>

928
01:09:28,928 --> 01:09:32,420
Like, at the supermarket,
if the line's particularly long.

929
01:09:34,767 --> 01:09:36,735
You know that physician,

930
01:09:38,237 --> 01:09:42,003
she's just a rebound relationship,
that's all.

931
01:09:42,108 --> 01:09:44,633
A rebound from what?

932
01:09:44,744 --> 01:09:46,177
From Mom.

933
01:10:05,498 --> 01:10:08,296
Lawrence,
congratulations on your book deal.

934
01:10:08,534 --> 01:10:09,558
Thank you.

935
01:10:09,669 --> 01:10:13,537
<i>And James' poem being accepted
by the New Yorker.</i>

936
01:10:13,773 --> 01:10:15,400
With Lawrence's book it may seem like

937
01:10:15,508 --> 01:10:18,272
bringing the other three candidates
to campus is a waste of time.

938
01:10:18,377 --> 01:10:21,210
But according to the bylaws,
we have to.

939
01:10:21,314 --> 01:10:23,111
What about his recommendation letter?

940
01:10:23,215 --> 01:10:26,343
Lawrence, could you
tell us about your book?

941
01:10:26,452 --> 01:10:28,010
It's an examination of critical theory

942
01:10:28,120 --> 01:10:30,520
from the standpoint that
every school of criticism has failed us.

943
01:10:30,623 --> 01:10:33,217
I start out with a brief history
of criticism, then I...

944
01:10:37,797 --> 01:10:40,095
Penguin Group seems to like it.

945
01:10:46,072 --> 01:10:47,699
Shit.

946
01:10:56,349 --> 01:10:58,317
<i>I heard about the New Yorker.</i>

947
01:10:58,451 --> 01:11:00,180
Why didn't you tell me
about the poem?

948
01:11:00,286 --> 01:11:01,685
I... I...

949
01:11:01,787 --> 01:11:04,221
- I need to read it.
- You need to read it?

950
01:11:04,323 --> 01:11:05,984
<i>Now that I sold a poem to
the New Yorker,</i>

951
01:11:06,092 --> 01:11:08,788
I'm suddenly worthy of your attention?

952
01:11:08,894 --> 01:11:13,024
What's wrong with a father wanting
to hear about his son's success?

953
01:11:15,234 --> 01:11:17,225
What are those doing here?

954
01:11:18,537 --> 01:11:20,437
- He left those here last night.
- Are you working for him now?

955
01:11:20,539 --> 01:11:22,507
No. I'm not working for him.
He left it here last night.

956
01:11:22,608 --> 01:11:25,168
He left his sweater, too. Hold on.

957
01:11:29,548 --> 01:11:31,345
I thought that Chuck
was staying at his girlfriend's.

958
01:11:31,450 --> 01:11:33,418
He doesn't have a girlfriend.

959
01:11:33,519 --> 01:11:37,455
He stays here a few nights every week
to get away from you guys.

960
01:11:41,994 --> 01:11:44,690
You have no idea
what's going on, do you?

961
01:11:51,537 --> 01:11:53,971
How's your head? Douchebag.

962
01:12:02,081 --> 01:12:06,211
So dinner will be ready at 8:00,
if you're around.

963
01:12:06,318 --> 01:12:08,650
Those jeans look really great.

964
01:12:08,754 --> 01:12:12,713
And they're really snug
in all the right areas.

965
01:12:14,894 --> 01:12:17,454
Don't say things like that to me.

966
01:12:17,563 --> 01:12:19,724
- Why, I'm just...
- Just don't.

967
01:12:28,474 --> 01:12:33,138
<i>So what is the lotus?
Homer calls it a "honey-sweet fruit."</i>

968
01:12:33,245 --> 01:12:37,045
For Tennyson, it's not just a drug, is it?

969
01:12:37,149 --> 01:12:39,447
It symbolizes a desire
for rest and death.

970
01:12:39,552 --> 01:12:41,452
But what does it inspire in them?

971
01:12:41,554 --> 01:12:44,580
They're tired
and they can't take it anymore.

972
01:12:44,690 --> 01:12:47,318
The lotus is about the
possibility of oblivion.

973
01:12:47,426 --> 01:12:50,486
What your CliffsNotes
may not have mentioned is that

974
01:12:50,596 --> 01:12:53,656
the eating of the lotus
occasions a song.

975
01:12:53,766 --> 01:12:54,733
I didn't use CliffsNotes.

976
01:12:54,834 --> 01:12:57,394
You used SparkNotes.
I read them, too.

977
01:12:57,503 --> 01:12:59,630
So where did their singing lead them?

978
01:12:59,839 --> 01:13:03,935
Singing lets them imagine
their way out of their misery.

979
01:13:06,612 --> 01:13:09,604
<i>Since they can't go home,
they sing of home</i>

980
01:13:09,715 --> 01:13:12,445
<i>as the place where all the suffering is.</i>

981
01:13:15,187 --> 01:13:17,655
<i>The song becomes the doleful music</i>

982
01:13:17,757 --> 01:13:20,225
<i>of the miserable world
they no longer occupy, then</i>

983
01:13:21,694 --> 01:13:27,189
they just sit around listening to it,
drinking nectar and stuff.

984
01:13:46,385 --> 01:13:49,821
Hey, Lawrence, got a minute?
Can I read you something?

985
01:13:51,190 --> 01:13:52,452
"In all my years of schooling,

986
01:13:52,558 --> 01:13:55,254
"I've never encountered a professor
as deeply passionate about his subject

987
01:13:55,361 --> 01:13:56,726
"as Professor Wetherhold was

988
01:13:56,829 --> 01:13:59,559
"back when I took his Victorian novel
course as a freshman.

989
01:13:59,665 --> 01:14:00,996
"He pushed us hard,
but he believed in us

990
01:14:01,100 --> 01:14:03,762
"and helped us become strong,
close readers and critical writers,

991
01:14:03,869 --> 01:14:05,530
"skills I've brought
to my study of medicine.

992
01:14:05,638 --> 01:14:07,663
"Sincerely, Janet Hartigan, M.D."

993
01:14:17,216 --> 01:14:21,209
Professor Wetherhold,
I have a simple question.

994
01:14:21,787 --> 01:14:25,120
Why do you want to be
head of the English department?

995
01:14:26,859 --> 01:14:28,793
I've been thinking
about that quite a bit lately.

996
01:14:28,894 --> 01:14:31,419
As head of the department,
how do you plan on rectifying

997
01:14:31,530 --> 01:14:34,966
the systematic subjugation
of women in this institution?

998
01:14:35,067 --> 01:14:39,003
Julia, I haven't even vaguely
considered that, nor do I plan to.

999
01:14:40,506 --> 01:14:44,670
You know what? None of you like me,
and I don't blame you.

1000
01:14:44,777 --> 01:14:47,439
I would make a lousy
head of the department.

1001
01:14:47,746 --> 01:14:51,910
What this department needs is
someone who likes to manage people,

1002
01:14:52,017 --> 01:14:53,848
who can make small talk.

1003
01:14:53,953 --> 01:14:55,477
And that's...

1004
01:14:56,088 --> 01:14:59,888
I can't do that.
That's not me. I can't do it.

1005
01:15:03,362 --> 01:15:05,296
Sorry I wasted your time.

1006
01:15:10,169 --> 01:15:13,400
I'll just stick to teaching for now.

1007
01:15:19,111 --> 01:15:23,309
So where's your girlfriend?
Been hiding out here?

1008
01:15:23,849 --> 01:15:25,214
- Bye.
- See you, Chelsea.

1009
01:15:25,317 --> 01:15:26,284
Can we talk?

1010
01:15:30,456 --> 01:15:32,924
Everyone in my life is going crazy.

1011
01:15:34,059 --> 01:15:36,220
You're the one that's crazy.

1012
01:15:36,595 --> 01:15:38,358
And socially retarded.

1013
01:15:38,998 --> 01:15:43,025
You're the middle-aged man who was
just hosting a college beer bash.

1014
01:15:46,972 --> 01:15:49,566
You know,
Vanessa's becoming an android.

1015
01:15:50,509 --> 01:15:53,603
A scary clone, no friends,

1016
01:15:55,114 --> 01:15:58,311
too scared to be anything else.
Just like you.

1017
01:16:01,720 --> 01:16:03,688
And you constantly
take her for granted.

1018
01:16:03,822 --> 01:16:07,656
I do not take her for granted.
I am continually impressed by her.

1019
01:16:08,594 --> 01:16:11,688
Did you know she was
going to Stanford?

1020
01:16:11,797 --> 01:16:14,061
Early acceptance, last November.

1021
01:16:15,935 --> 01:16:18,961
- Why didn't she tell me?
- Why does she have to?

1022
01:16:21,373 --> 01:16:23,000
Why don't you ask?

1023
01:16:25,644 --> 01:16:28,374
You drove the hot doctor
out of your life.

1024
01:16:28,480 --> 01:16:31,142
She left me.

1025
01:16:31,250 --> 01:16:35,050
She can't handle my success.
We're just not compatible.

1026
01:16:35,154 --> 01:16:37,520
You have the IQ of a dumb-ass ant.

1027
01:16:43,395 --> 01:16:45,886
But you know what?
Maybe it's not going to be so bad.

1028
01:16:45,998 --> 01:16:47,898
Vanessa's going away in the fall.

1029
01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:51,401
It'll just be the two of us,
the Wetherhold bachelors.

1030
01:16:52,604 --> 01:16:57,268
Middle-aged, can't get along
with women, should be gay...

1031
01:17:11,590 --> 01:17:12,614
What are you doing here?

1032
01:17:12,858 --> 01:17:15,088
If you've come to tell me
that I can't go to Stanford,

1033
01:17:15,194 --> 01:17:16,684
then you can just forget it.

1034
01:17:16,795 --> 01:17:18,490
I don't care. I don't care if it's free.

1035
01:17:18,597 --> 01:17:20,997
I'm not going to
the same school as James.

1036
01:17:21,100 --> 01:17:23,762
<i>He sold a poem to the New Yorker.</i>

1037
01:17:23,869 --> 01:17:26,394
Even cretins win the lottery sometimes.

1038
01:17:34,013 --> 01:17:37,574
I won't be head of the department.

1039
01:17:38,784 --> 01:17:42,049
- I pulled myself out of the search.
- Insane.

1040
01:17:42,988 --> 01:17:45,548
- What are you trying to do to me?
- Just relax.

1041
01:17:45,657 --> 01:17:47,284
My book,

1042
01:17:47,393 --> 01:17:50,191
that dumbed-down,
gimmicky travesty of scholarship,

1043
01:17:50,295 --> 01:17:52,195
will pay for Stanford.

1044
01:17:54,199 --> 01:17:55,530
Satisfied?

1045
01:18:03,375 --> 01:18:05,935
What's going on between
you and Chuck?

1046
01:18:08,547 --> 01:18:09,741
Nothing.

1047
01:18:11,750 --> 01:18:14,947
It's just miscommunication.

1048
01:18:16,422 --> 01:18:19,880
A simple case of middle-aged loser
trying to seduce

1049
01:18:19,992 --> 01:18:24,088
his much younger,
bound-for-success niece.

1050
01:18:27,099 --> 01:18:29,329
I don't think you're very happy,
Vanessa.

1051
01:18:31,203 --> 01:18:33,034
Well, you're not happy,

1052
01:18:35,808 --> 01:18:37,799
and you're my role model.

1053
01:18:53,692 --> 01:18:56,160
You know what?
I've had a monumentally shitty day.

1054
01:18:56,295 --> 01:18:58,525
You hate me. I get it.
End of discussion.

1055
01:19:06,305 --> 01:19:07,897
I don't hate you.

1056
01:19:10,909 --> 01:19:12,843
You know what? I don't really get it.

1057
01:19:13,312 --> 01:19:16,770
I don't get that you spend the first
few months trying to win me over,

1058
01:19:16,882 --> 01:19:18,213
which you do,

1059
01:19:18,317 --> 01:19:22,617
and then make up some fake girlfriend

1060
01:19:22,721 --> 01:19:24,086
and completely ditch me.

1061
01:19:25,257 --> 01:19:30,718
Well, that's not entirely
the whole story, is it?

1062
01:19:36,635 --> 01:19:38,364
Not really, I guess.

1063
01:19:44,810 --> 01:19:49,338
You know, when I moved in,
I thought you were smart and funny.

1064
01:19:50,782 --> 01:19:53,376
I'm sorry that you misunderstood that.

1065
01:19:59,358 --> 01:20:01,849
But I'll let you get back to that.

1066
01:20:02,227 --> 01:20:04,161
What are you gonna do?

1067
01:20:07,699 --> 01:20:12,261
- Go in my room. Do 1,000 pushups.
- Wow.

1068
01:20:14,139 --> 01:20:15,902
What are you going to do
with your life?

1069
01:20:16,808 --> 01:20:18,969
Just, you know, sell phone cards?

1070
01:20:19,178 --> 01:20:20,702
Right.

1071
01:20:22,080 --> 01:20:23,911
It is pretty good money.

1072
01:20:24,016 --> 01:20:26,007
- Sure.
- But I know what you mean.

1073
01:20:29,821 --> 01:20:32,085
You know, I like my life.

1074
01:20:36,929 --> 01:20:40,660
Yeah, we're like friends, I guess, right?

1075
01:20:44,703 --> 01:20:46,796
Yeah, we're friends.

1076
01:21:06,458 --> 01:21:08,756
Can you make me
something to eat, friend?

1077
01:21:08,860 --> 01:21:10,953
Order pizza, with the works.

1078
01:21:28,614 --> 01:21:32,380
Wake up! I need to run
a few errands before school.

1079
01:21:36,021 --> 01:21:37,079
Wake up.

1080
01:21:38,991 --> 01:21:41,960
<i>If only we loved us like before</i>

1081
01:21:43,362 --> 01:21:46,126
<i>There would be more</i>

1082
01:21:47,099 --> 01:21:50,967
<i>If only the scars would disappear</i>

1083
01:21:51,069 --> 01:21:52,969
<i>Verbal surgery</i>

1084
01:21:53,071 --> 01:21:54,368
Hello.

1085
01:21:55,140 --> 01:21:59,270
<i>If only we could have seen the smoke</i>

1086
01:21:59,378 --> 01:22:01,471
<i>Simple warning</i>

1087
01:22:05,684 --> 01:22:08,084
Hold on, I want... I want that.

1088
01:22:11,857 --> 01:22:13,256
May I have a tax receipt?

1089
01:22:14,459 --> 01:22:15,426
There you go.

1090
01:22:15,861 --> 01:22:20,594
<i>Love come back save the day</i>

1091
01:22:28,573 --> 01:22:32,339
Thanks, bro. It was starting to get
a little cold out here.

1092
01:22:42,654 --> 01:22:47,023
You sat on the right side and
you didn't throw up! Good work!

1093
01:22:48,293 --> 01:22:49,692
Pull over, up here.

1094
01:22:49,795 --> 01:22:54,732
Now, remember, four words.
"I'm sorry. I love you."

1095
01:22:55,334 --> 01:22:56,426
That's five words.

1096
01:22:56,535 --> 01:22:59,595
This is no time to count words,
Professor.

1097
01:23:03,842 --> 01:23:04,809
Hey!

1098
01:23:07,179 --> 01:23:10,774
Don't forget, "I'm sorry! I love you!"

1099
01:23:15,587 --> 01:23:16,554
What'd he say?

1100
01:23:17,222 --> 01:23:21,022
I love you, too, man!
Hey, where you going!

1101
01:23:30,769 --> 01:23:32,600
- May I sit down?
- Sure.

1102
01:23:34,373 --> 01:23:37,831
- How are you?
- I'm good. How are you?

1103
01:23:37,943 --> 01:23:39,877
- I'm...
- How's the book coming?

1104
01:23:39,978 --> 01:23:41,673
Thank you for this.

1105
01:23:46,218 --> 01:23:47,845
I didn't write it.

1106
01:23:48,286 --> 01:23:49,981
You should check with Vanessa,
she does good work,

1107
01:23:50,088 --> 01:23:53,524
though the signature's not even close.

1108
01:24:00,198 --> 01:24:02,029
This is humiliating. I'll see you.

1109
01:24:02,401 --> 01:24:06,394
Wait. Wait, wait. Wait.

1110
01:24:08,774 --> 01:24:10,036
Listen,

1111
01:24:12,677 --> 01:24:15,942
I haven't had any grand epiphany

1112
01:24:16,047 --> 01:24:18,948
or made any sweeping changes
in my personality

1113
01:24:19,050 --> 01:24:21,814
over the past few weeks.

1114
01:24:22,120 --> 01:24:25,351
I know I'm a miserable asshole, but

1115
01:24:27,626 --> 01:24:29,890
I do have some hope for myself.

1116
01:24:34,099 --> 01:24:35,964
Lawrence, I'm pregnant.

1117
01:24:37,702 --> 01:24:40,865
And according to my calculations,

1118
01:24:40,972 --> 01:24:43,998
this pregnancy is the result
of the first time.

1119
01:24:51,183 --> 01:24:55,313
- Well, why didn't you tell me?
- Because you were being such an ass.

1120
01:24:57,322 --> 01:25:00,985
You were not exactly
a wellspring of emotional information.

1121
01:25:06,465 --> 01:25:09,434
Why would you have a baby with me?

1122
01:25:09,534 --> 01:25:12,992
Because you don't know
how to properly use a condom.

1123
01:25:16,107 --> 01:25:17,699
Message received.

1124
01:25:30,956 --> 01:25:32,947
You're intelligent, right?

1125
01:25:34,025 --> 01:25:37,620
And you're not unattractive.

1126
01:25:42,634 --> 01:25:46,035
I mean, it's not like
it's a total genetic crapshoot.

1127
01:25:49,441 --> 01:25:51,807
Though you do have some deficits.

1128
01:25:55,380 --> 01:25:57,314
But you came here today.

1129
01:26:01,987 --> 01:26:03,887
We can figure this out.

1130
01:26:06,324 --> 01:26:08,019
We're smart people.

1131
01:26:15,367 --> 01:26:17,665
I'm sorry. I love you.

1132
01:26:25,310 --> 01:26:27,870
It's not up to you. It's not up to me.

1133
01:26:35,954 --> 01:26:39,720
- Sorry.
- Chuck, you stay, please. Just...

1134
01:26:41,593 --> 01:26:45,689
It's just that you have options.
And you should be aware of all of them.

1135
01:26:46,932 --> 01:26:49,400
Well, you have options, too, Vanessa.

1136
01:26:50,735 --> 01:26:53,169
You can either continue
to be miserable,

1137
01:26:53,271 --> 01:26:55,796
or you can just stop being
angry at everyone

1138
01:26:55,907 --> 01:26:58,501
and accept the way things are.

1139
01:26:58,610 --> 01:27:00,475
Allow yourself to live.

1140
01:27:04,115 --> 01:27:07,016
You sound like a stupid
motivational speaker.

1141
01:27:10,922 --> 01:27:12,981
You're not listening to me.

1142
01:27:14,526 --> 01:27:15,959
You're not.

1143
01:27:26,605 --> 01:27:29,096
I am not cleaning any dirty diapers.

1144
01:27:53,064 --> 01:27:54,122
<i>Morning.</i>

1145
01:27:54,232 --> 01:27:57,326
Matthew Arnold, one of the writers
we'll be studying this semester,

1146
01:27:57,435 --> 01:28:02,372
wrote that, "Culture is the pursuit
of our total perfection,

1147
01:28:02,474 --> 01:28:06,433
"the best which has been
thought and said in the world."

1148
01:28:08,346 --> 01:28:10,746
Now, my name is
Lawrence Wetherhold.

1149
01:28:10,849 --> 01:28:14,046
You may call me Professor
Wetherhold, or Dr. Wetherhold.

1150
01:28:14,152 --> 01:28:19,488
But you may not call me, "Hey, you,"
or, "Yo, Teach," or, "Dude,"

1151
01:28:20,025 --> 01:28:21,959
because none of these
terms of address

1152
01:28:22,060 --> 01:28:25,461
could possibly be the prelude
to intelligent comment or question.

1153
01:28:25,830 --> 01:28:28,298
So let's get to know one another.

1154
01:28:28,400 --> 01:28:30,595
Joseph Anderson.

1155
01:28:31,670 --> 01:28:33,729
Joseph, where you from?

1156
01:28:52,123 --> 01:28:56,184
<i>So you got to go,
but you don't know where</i>

1157
01:28:56,327 --> 01:29:00,696
<i>All that you know,
is you can't stay here</i>

1158
01:29:00,999 --> 01:29:05,060
<i>What's left to do, but wish you the best</i>

1159
01:29:05,170 --> 01:29:09,504
<i>In your pursuit of happiness</i>

1160
01:29:09,841 --> 01:29:13,242
<i>You say it's not me, it's just you</i>

1161
01:29:13,344 --> 01:29:18,372
<i>But I'm the only one in the room</i>

1162
01:29:18,850 --> 01:29:22,786
<i>Asking myself why you have left</i>

1163
01:29:22,887 --> 01:29:27,324
<i>In your pursuit of happiness</i>

1164
01:29:27,459 --> 01:29:32,658
<i>In your pursuit of happiness</i>

1165
01:29:42,040 --> 01:29:45,601
<i>All the papers read
Happiness is fled</i>

1166
01:29:45,810 --> 01:29:49,712
<i>Known accomplice to the sad</i>

1167
01:29:49,814 --> 01:29:53,272
<i>I hope you find what you're looking for</i>

1168
01:29:54,018 --> 01:29:58,751
<i>Your piece of mind,
I want nothing more</i>

1169
01:29:58,857 --> 01:30:02,793
<i>Somewhere over the rainbow's end</i>

1170
01:30:02,961 --> 01:30:07,227
<i>In your pursuit of happiness</i>

1171
01:30:07,432 --> 01:30:11,698
<i>Starting over again, more or less</i>

1172
01:30:11,803 --> 01:30:16,240
<i>In my pursuit of happiness</i>

1173
01:30:38,229 --> 01:30:43,428
<i>Baby, won't you help me be my best</i>

1174
01:30:48,106 --> 01:30:53,772
<i>Help me find a way back to our nest</i>

1175
01:30:54,879 --> 01:30:59,179
<i>And dreams</i>

1176
01:31:26,311 --> 01:31:30,975
<i>If this were a book
It'd start with a line</i>

1177
01:31:31,482 --> 01:31:37,819
<i>I once knew a man
I was his and he was mine</i>

1178
01:31:38,223 --> 01:31:42,853
<i>So predictable
So confused</i>

1179
01:31:43,061 --> 01:31:49,364
<i>I'm at a loss for words
to explain my mood</i>

1180
01:31:50,969 --> 01:31:57,374
<i>I stitch this bow
into the bottom of my dress</i>

1181
01:32:02,146 --> 01:32:07,880
<i>The one that touches me
directly on my legs</i>

1182
01:32:11,789 --> 01:32:16,089
<i>And I wear that gold ribbon till</i>

1183
01:32:17,328 --> 01:32:22,891
<i>It sits over my heart
And I hold it tight</i>

1184
01:32:24,302 --> 01:32:27,007
<i>And dream</i>
