1 00:00:27,541 --> 00:00:33,124 SMALL SMALL CITIES 2 00:00:46,583 --> 00:00:47,707 Good... 3 00:00:47,833 --> 00:00:50,749 So, what do you think about is sex? 4 00:00:50,875 --> 00:00:53,374 His head is full of sex thoughts. 5 00:00:53,500 --> 00:00:58,874 Gritt, let's let Ib answer for herself. I think Ib can. 6 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:03,707 Well, answer yourself, Ib. Tells Aniannani that your head is full of sex. 7 00:01:03,833 --> 00:01:08,374 No, no, sometimes I have other thoughts in my head If I ask him to water the plants, he gets into trouble. 8 00:01:08,500 --> 00:01:11,540 - Oh? - He can't even reach the window sill. 9 00:01:11,666 --> 00:01:15,124 Gosh. 10 00:01:15,250 --> 00:01:17,540 That's only because I think she's very beautiful. 11 00:01:17,666 --> 00:01:20,874 Well, that's great, Gritt. No? 12 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:25,665 13 00:01:25,791 --> 00:01:30,707 You have a man who wants you. I'm sure many women will be jealous of you. 14 00:01:30,833 --> 00:01:34,374 Sure, but everything has about sex all the time? 15 00:01:34,500 --> 00:01:37,374 Public domains are packed with sex. 16 00:01:37,500 --> 00:01:40,207 - You can't even open a magazine. - No... 17 00:01:40,333 --> 00:01:44,707 If I'm online to find a good offer, I get a wiener image. 18 00:01:45,833 --> 00:01:46,915 Yuckie. 19 00:01:47,041 --> 00:01:50,290 And if you can't even go to your own house - and lie down on your own bed without Faced with sex there too... 20 00:01:50,416 --> 00:01:54,040 Where will the devil end? 21 00:01:54,166 --> 00:01:57,790 Hi, you are hot ass. 22 00:01:58,500 --> 00:02:02,624 Hi. 23 00:02:02,750 --> 00:02:05,290 So, who are you? 24 00:02:05,416 --> 00:02:07,665 25 00:02:07,791 --> 00:02:10,665 Oh, I'm just an Ingrid donkey. 26 00:02:10,791 --> 00:02:12,582 I see. 27 00:02:12,708 --> 00:02:16,790 How do you want me to grope you? 28 00:02:16,916 --> 00:02:18,457 Now, please. 29 00:02:18,583 --> 00:02:23,915 Stop talking to my ass as if it's a pet You will confuse Little Per. 30 00:02:24,041 --> 00:02:27,040 You make me nervous It hurts, Edward. 31 00:02:27,166 --> 00:02:29,374 Why do you have to practice? Are the pants dancing every night? 32 00:02:29,500 --> 00:02:33,082 Fancy-pants dance? Salsa is an art form. 33 00:02:33,208 --> 00:02:37,457 But again, your head is not filled with art but rock wool, more like that. 34 00:02:37,583 --> 00:02:41,790 When was the last time we made love? When is it 35 00:02:41,916 --> 00:02:45,999 - Do you know your Danish history? - Sure. I live with Human Grauballe. 36 00:02:46,083 --> 00:02:49,915 - The swamp's body has more sex than me. - Call Ib. 37 00:02:50,041 --> 00:02:54,624 - I'm not in the mood to have sex with Ib. - Don't you have to go to work? 38 00:02:54,750 --> 00:02:58,124 You and pound and your wieners 39 00:02:58,250 --> 00:03:01,832 Maybe they will let you have gone after work. 40 00:04:20,250 --> 00:04:22,915 Don't be shy about being a man. 41 00:04:23,041 --> 00:04:26,832 But I think about sex all the time. 42 00:04:29,041 --> 00:04:31,624 That's because you never lay. 43 00:04:31,750 --> 00:04:35,249 If you do that, you won't do it think all the time 44 00:04:35,375 --> 00:04:36,499 It's like breathing. 45 00:04:36,625 --> 00:04:40,790 If you are sitting on a submarine running out of oxygen - 46 00:04:40,916 --> 00:04:42,999 - You will think about breathing all the time. 47 00:04:43,125 --> 00:04:46,540 Women don't understand Sex is our way of breathing. 48 00:04:46,666 --> 00:04:48,999 Our dick is a bit like our third lung. 49 00:04:50,416 --> 00:04:54,249 Gritt still wants to have children, but I'm not interested in that 50 00:04:54,375 --> 00:04:58,499 Of course not. They go up to bed and lie in the gap. 51 00:04:58,625 --> 00:05:04,332 Children are bullshit. There is no positive side. Not at all. 52 00:05:04,458 --> 00:05:07,457 Nothing can be done with Ingrid. He doesn't want to have sex. 53 00:05:07,583 --> 00:05:10,415 Even if I promise it only takes 15 seconds. 54 00:05:10,541 --> 00:05:14,790 So, the problem at home? 55 00:05:14,916 --> 00:05:18,499 Bricks are in the back, Mrs. Hansen. This is a bull's burden. 56 00:05:18,625 --> 00:05:21,249 But aren't bricks always available? 57 00:05:21,375 --> 00:05:25,415 Bricks are not just bricks, like I have said before. 58 00:05:25,541 --> 00:05:30,915 - I just need a new wall. - Right, and Rome is built in a day. 59 00:05:31,041 --> 00:05:35,540 I forgot to clean Thank you for reminding me, Mrs. Hansen. 60 00:05:35,666 --> 00:05:37,124 Thank you very much. 61 00:05:37,250 --> 00:05:40,124 There are two types of customers. 62 00:05:40,250 --> 00:05:43,040 With one type, You are only in it for cool cash. 63 00:05:43,166 --> 00:05:46,249 With other types, like you, You put your heart into it. 64 00:05:46,375 --> 00:05:49,832 - And finish the job! - Yes, of course. 65 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:53,582 Van Gogh doesn't paint for the money. He painted with his heart. 66 00:05:53,708 --> 00:05:57,874 Are you sure you have time for this 67 00:05:59,791 --> 00:06:01,999 Hey, there's our radio and stuff. 68 00:06:02,083 --> 00:06:05,915 We won't leave the radio and our items here if we don't work here 69 00:06:06,041 --> 00:06:09,415 I have been talking on the phone all morning about the brick 70 00:06:09,541 --> 00:06:12,999 We almost gave up on you, But then, your radio and stuff are here. 71 00:06:13,833 --> 00:06:17,457 - Honestly, do you have time for this? - No... 72 00:06:17,583 --> 00:06:20,040 - Look, Steen. - Henrik. 73 00:06:20,166 --> 00:06:24,915 There are two types of customers. With one type, you are in it for cash. 74 00:06:25,041 --> 00:06:27,874 - With others, you put this into it. - Your heart. 75 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:30,249 That's what you said a month ago. 76 00:06:36,041 --> 00:06:40,624 I think you want the bill handled under the table. 77 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:48,832 Don't they want the bill handled under the table? I think so 78 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:55,124 But, Steen, we will do it with books. Do not worry. 79 00:06:55,250 --> 00:06:59,165 This will hurt you, but if you want to upgrade to Business Class - 80 00:06:59,291 --> 00:07:03,415 - we will do it. We can upgrade Steen and Pernille to Business Class right? 81 00:07:03,541 --> 00:07:09,915 Sure. You can sit in front with champagne and silver everywhere. 82 00:07:10,041 --> 00:07:13,499 No, no, it's not like that What we want, right, Henrik? 83 00:07:13,625 --> 00:07:16,082 No no. 84 00:07:16,208 --> 00:07:21,082 - Let's just wait - Or we can wait. Anything you want. 85 00:07:22,833 --> 00:07:26,999 We have filled out the book for the next six months. How many jobs were not announced? 86 00:07:27,125 --> 00:07:29,540 Only about half a million kroner. 87 00:07:33,708 --> 00:07:37,582 Ingrid is pretending otherwise. 88 00:07:37,708 --> 00:07:40,999 - Several times can I slip in - vice versa? 89 00:07:41,125 --> 00:07:46,207 He pretended he didn't come, but he did. I know he will come, Ib. 90 00:07:46,333 --> 00:07:50,249 He put his hand in his mouth and thought I didn't realize it. 91 00:07:53,041 --> 00:07:57,624 But he is fine. He came with difficulty. 92 00:07:57,750 --> 00:08:01,040 - But why did he do that? - So I won't see me giving pleasure. 93 00:08:01,166 --> 00:08:03,749 Oh no, Heinz. 94 00:08:07,875 --> 00:08:11,040 Hey, Laurel and Hardy. Hans and Fritz. 95 00:08:11,166 --> 00:08:14,499 Or what is the name of two people from Dumb and Dumber? 96 00:08:14,625 --> 00:08:18,999 - Harry and Lloyd - Exactly. How is life, Harry and Lloyd? 97 00:08:19,083 --> 00:08:23,707 Be careful or you might shoot yourself in the thigh with that thing 98 00:08:23,833 --> 00:08:27,749 This is... is Korth Combat. 357 Magnum 99 00:08:27,875 --> 00:08:31,499 That is also another name. "Responsible". 100 00:08:31,625 --> 00:08:34,082 Responsibility to ensure citizens can sleep at night 101 00:08:34,208 --> 00:08:37,749 - do you sneak in. - Terrorists don't sleep at night. 102 00:08:37,875 --> 00:08:40,457 Some people must be vigilant, 24-7. 103 00:08:40,583 --> 00:08:44,749 You might ask well: What will happen to Nibe? 104 00:08:45,625 --> 00:08:50,457 We go to work, watch X Factor, drive scummy cars and eat moist sandwiches. 105 00:08:50,583 --> 00:08:52,999 Peace and calm everywhere. 106 00:08:53,125 --> 00:08:55,457 But that's just what they want us to believe Nibe doesn't even appear in Google Earth. 107 00:08:55,583 --> 00:08:58,915 This is one big gray pixel. Small A yellow person cannot move an inch. 108 00:08:59,041 --> 00:09:03,207 After all, what will the terrorists blow up? Local bus stop 109 00:09:04,083 --> 00:09:08,832 - What do you need for all the radios? - You can learn a lot from the radio. 110 00:09:12,125 --> 00:09:16,749 I just checked your tax return. 111 00:09:16,875 --> 00:09:20,082 Your little giant from a company Must be the money. 112 00:09:20,208 --> 00:09:24,999 113 00:09:25,083 --> 00:09:27,999 - 125,000 kroner a year. - A lot? 114 00:09:28,125 --> 00:09:30,457 Not bad. 115 00:09:30,583 --> 00:09:33,082 You're frigging miserably Your wife drives a Mercedes and dances with high heels with Malte - 116 00:09:33,208 --> 00:09:36,999 - when you sit here looks like a some of the early retirees from Bulgaria. 117 00:09:37,125 --> 00:09:41,040 Stupid and more stupid. Don't make me laugh. 118 00:09:41,166 --> 00:09:45,124 Your right tail light goes out. Have a nice day. 119 00:09:50,208 --> 00:09:53,790 Come here, my angel. Come. 120 00:09:55,750 --> 00:09:59,790 We may be in a small town, but we don't think small - 121 00:10:00,708 --> 00:10:06,582 - because of the negative salsa. 122 00:10:06,708 --> 00:10:10,165 Understanding? When we shake We booties for salsa at Nibe - 123 00:10:10,291 --> 00:10:14,582 124 00:10:14,708 --> 00:10:18,665 - they shuffle their booties for salsa in Cuba or Rio - 125 00:10:18,791 --> 00:10:20,999 - in exactly the same way. 126 00:10:21,125 --> 00:10:25,249 We are a big family. One big pulse - 127 00:10:25,375 --> 00:10:29,082 - beat deep inside us - 128 00:10:29,208 --> 00:10:32,415 - male and female. 129 00:10:33,208 --> 00:10:37,915 We started this class When fate took me to Nibe. 130 00:10:38,041 --> 00:10:44,290 And I see all these withered Danes under the gray sky 131 00:10:45,416 --> 00:10:47,207 Then something happened. 132 00:10:47,333 --> 00:10:52,207 Suddenly you grow up to a towering tulip. 133 00:10:52,333 --> 00:10:56,165 Until through the frozen earth, and you bloom - 134 00:10:56,291 --> 00:11:00,790 - and feels Sweet pain from salsa. 135 00:11:02,083 --> 00:11:05,707 Desire and sensuality. 136 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:12,790 And now, dear friends, it's time to "transport the donkey", as you say. 137 00:11:12,916 --> 00:11:15,999 - Are you ready to transport the donkey? - Yes! 138 00:11:16,666 --> 00:11:19,374 Five, six, seven, eight. 139 00:11:28,750 --> 00:11:32,249 Come to Papa! 140 00:11:42,875 --> 00:11:45,165 Salsa for Papi! 141 00:11:54,291 --> 00:11:57,707 Malte fresh air like breath. 142 00:11:57,833 --> 00:12:01,499 It doesn't matter if you come from Nibe or Hollywood. 143 00:12:01,625 --> 00:12:04,915 You grow with him. I feel I am an adult. 144 00:12:05,041 --> 00:12:07,790 Malte has helped us grow, right? 145 00:12:07,916 --> 00:12:12,290 If Malte isn't gay, I'm sure he will be an extraordinary lover. 146 00:12:12,416 --> 00:12:13,290 Hey! 147 00:12:13,416 --> 00:12:16,082 You can be a good lover Even though you are abnormal. 148 00:12:16,208 --> 00:12:19,874 - Have something against gay? - Edward is afraid of gay. 149 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:24,499 I just don't get gay sex. Two bald men go bankrupt. 150 00:12:24,625 --> 00:12:27,999 - Men have holes too. - Made for something else. 151 00:12:28,083 --> 00:12:31,124 Oh, I don't know. I often circle that hole. 152 00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:34,582 - Come on, Gritt! - Like a hungry cat around p t. 153 00:12:34,708 --> 00:12:37,624 But it's one way to avoid having children. 154 00:12:37,750 --> 00:12:40,999 When Edward and I love each other, we also talk about children - 155 00:12:41,083 --> 00:12:43,040 - but then we get Little Per. 156 00:12:43,166 --> 00:12:47,582 - Little Per is your substitute child. - Not! 157 00:12:47,708 --> 00:12:52,915 Is it wrong, if your husband's sperm is of good quality, to look for donors? 158 00:12:53,041 --> 00:12:58,582 Women must be free to use sperm they want. And Ib doesn't want children. 159 00:12:58,708 --> 00:13:02,457 Try talking a little more loudly. Table 5 cannot hear you. 160 00:13:02,583 --> 00:13:05,999 - It must be difficult with a man the size of his body. - For fucking sake! 161 00:13:06,125 --> 00:13:11,624 I often think about it when I see you next to each other. He is big and you are small. 162 00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:14,249 - How is he... - Enter? 163 00:13:14,375 --> 00:13:18,832 - Yes, technically. - Well, he can only peek. 164 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:23,207 - Rather like a Girl Little Match. - "Hullo!" 165 00:13:26,250 --> 00:13:29,124 In a little turtleneck. 166 00:13:30,625 --> 00:13:35,374 Everything goes down to position. No one can enter from all corners of the world. 167 00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:38,874 And that is how wide The woman can spread her legs. 168 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:42,332 - What do you mean, Edward? - Is this grape acid? 169 00:13:42,458 --> 00:13:47,999 It's sour! Bent, what kind of red wine is this? 170 00:13:50,166 --> 00:13:53,082 This... 171 00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:56,499 This... 172 00:13:58,333 --> 00:14:00,499 This - 173 00:14:00,625 --> 00:14:03,207 - red wine 174 00:14:03,333 --> 00:14:07,582 - Well, I can see it. The color is red - Leave Bent alone. 175 00:14:07,708 --> 00:14:11,249 - Good, Bent. Thank you. - You are welcome. 176 00:14:11,375 --> 00:14:15,332 Who likes spazz as a waiter? How does he serve soup? 177 00:14:15,458 --> 00:14:20,249 - I want to announce to the table... - Luckily he's not a brain surgeon. 178 00:14:20,375 --> 00:14:25,582 I don't have a problem to spread my legs. I can do division until now. 179 00:14:25,708 --> 00:14:30,165 Gritt's parents think for a long time that Gritt will be a model - 180 00:14:30,291 --> 00:14:34,790 - but then he stopped growing at the age of 12 years. 181 00:14:37,291 --> 00:14:39,332 Right! 182 00:14:39,458 --> 00:14:43,999 I think the model is five feet tall not in big demand - 183 00:14:44,083 --> 00:14:47,874 - except for hobbit films. 184 00:14:49,458 --> 00:14:54,499 But hey, it's good for Malte fairy that she makes you grow and grow - 185 00:14:54,625 --> 00:14:58,457 - and believe that Hollywood is located in the church - 186 00:14:58,583 --> 00:15:02,082 - every day between 8 and 10 things. m. 187 00:15:13,708 --> 00:15:18,207 - Ib, we're done with this nonsense. - What do you mean? 188 00:15:19,375 --> 00:15:23,665 Heinz is right We are stupid and stupid. 189 00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:34,332 - and we have successfully overcome our problem Since we were expelled from school. 190 00:15:54,045 --> 00:15:38,165 Let's go to Phuket. We can live like kings there. 191 00:15:38,291 --> 00:15:40,499 We deserve better. 192 00:15:45,791 --> 00:15:50,040 Yes, maybe a little. You are right, pound 193 00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:54,249 And we won't get pussy tonight, anyhow. 194 00:15:57,500 --> 00:15:59,665 Exactly. 195 00:16:01,250 --> 00:16:04,999 We live an empty life and without pussy. 196 00:16:09,375 --> 00:16:12,249 - Come on divorce. - You mean that 197 00:16:12,375 --> 00:16:14,332 I'm sure 198 00:16:19,166 --> 00:16:22,249 - Who recommended me for you? - no 199 00:16:22,375 --> 00:16:25,082 You are the cheapest hit in PriceRunner. 200 00:16:26,375 --> 00:16:31,040 - Do you want to get a divorce? - Yes. That's all Bulgarians. 201 00:16:31,166 --> 00:16:34,749 - It's boring - Is there an affair? 202 00:16:34,875 --> 00:16:38,999 Not unless dancing with a Swedish sissy qualifies as an affair. 203 00:16:39,083 --> 00:16:42,374 - so are you - Me? 204 00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:44,999 Who dances around with sissy prostitutes? 205 00:16:45,083 --> 00:16:47,999 We are not divorced people. Not. 206 00:16:53,333 --> 00:16:56,082 - No, we have one each. - I see. 207 00:16:56,208 --> 00:17:00,207 So you want to divorce your wife so you two can get married? 208 00:17:00,333 --> 00:17:02,999 No, we just want to divorce them. 209 00:17:03,083 --> 00:17:06,665 We think we will save money if we enter 210 00:17:06,791 --> 00:17:10,832 - entered? - Yeah, for you 211 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:16,832 - Yes, well, divorce rules... - Let me just say one thing. 212 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:21,374 We want to take good care of the girls. They never want anything. 213 00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:24,499 They haven't raised their fingers in ten years - 214 00:17:24,625 --> 00:17:28,624 - but we will not leave them in sewers without a penny 215 00:17:28,750 --> 00:17:32,499 - I agree. - The rules are simple. 216 00:17:32,625 --> 00:17:37,332 - You share everything - Sure. They must have their share. 217 00:17:37,458 --> 00:17:41,249 When I see your assets - 218 00:17:41,375 --> 00:17:46,249 - everything looks pretty good Two cars... 219 00:17:46,375 --> 00:17:49,332 Home... 220 00:17:50,458 --> 00:17:54,790 Property valuation, bills - 221 00:17:54,916 --> 00:17:59,832 - and all of that You have a pretty big pension savings, huh? 222 00:18:00,791 --> 00:18:03,332 And... Oh, it's not bad. 223 00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:05,290 All in all... 224 00:18:06,333 --> 00:18:07,624 Yes! 225 00:18:08,916 --> 00:18:12,540 - 2.5 for each. - thousand? 226 00:18:12,666 --> 00:18:16,832 - But that's not much. - Million. 227 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:20,749 You have a large equity in your home see when you build them yourself. 228 00:18:20,875 --> 00:18:27,332 Add to that amount of benefits for 4-5,000 kroner a month, minimum. 229 00:18:28,791 --> 00:18:33,624 I hope you feel it's worth doing. Next to that... 230 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:40,415 ... You get a cheaper lawyer Now, I'm meeting now. 231 00:18:42,333 --> 00:18:43,832 Don't hesitate to wander and recover from a blow. 232 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:48,874 233 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:52,040 234 00:18:52,750 --> 00:18:55,999 235 00:18:56,083 --> 00:19:00,457 236 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:07,665 237 00:19:16,625 --> 00:19:18,915 238 00:19:19,041 --> 00:19:22,040 239 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:27,040 240 00:19:30,666 --> 00:19:33,915 241 00:19:34,041 --> 00:19:36,749 242 00:19:36,875 --> 00:19:41,457 243 00:19:41,583 --> 00:19:44,915 244 00:19:45,041 --> 00:19:49,624 245 00:19:49,750 --> 00:19:54,790 - Please say one more time - Well, we have arrived at the final station. 246 00:19:54,916 --> 00:19:59,999 You will get some cash and we will jump bullshit lawyer who just confuses you - what? - Confusing you All documents are... 247 00:20:00,125 --> 00:20:05,124 Do I look like an idiot? Hah? 248 00:20:05,250 --> 00:20:08,124 We have decent assets five million kroner 249 00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:11,915 Add to the maximum allowance, not to mention all unclaimed money. 250 00:20:12,041 --> 00:20:16,290 - What money do you not mean? - What money is not declared? 251 00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:19,832 - There is no undeclared money. - It's in the fridge in the basement. 252 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:24,165 253 00:20:25,208 --> 00:20:27,707 What is an underground warehouse 254 00:20:30,708 --> 00:20:32,915 Now, that's... 255 00:20:34,250 --> 00:20:38,082 That's a fridge in the basement. You are spying on us 256 00:20:38,208 --> 00:20:41,790 As you said, we've arrived at the final station - 257 00:20:41,916 --> 00:20:45,249 - so one of us has to go down and walk again - 258 00:20:45,375 --> 00:20:50,707 - And it's fair if it's you You always wear work shoes that make sense. 259 00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:53,249 I'm more than a stiletto girl. 260 00:20:56,750 --> 00:20:59,999 - Piglet. - Yes? 261 00:21:10,416 --> 00:21:13,290 I know this might be surprising. 262 00:21:13,416 --> 00:21:17,582 How strange! Ingrid starts divorce today too. 263 00:21:20,375 --> 00:21:23,999 Our money All our money We have everything! 264 00:21:26,291 --> 00:21:29,624 265 00:21:29,750 --> 00:21:35,290 Let's drop the whole idea and get sex life online. 266 00:21:35,416 --> 00:21:36,624 - No! - Yes! 267 00:21:36,750 --> 00:21:40,707 Sex involves both hands. 268 00:21:41,666 --> 00:21:43,749 Second hand! 269 00:21:46,708 --> 00:21:49,082 Second hand! 270 00:21:49,208 --> 00:21:53,249 If only they never existed. 271 00:21:53,375 --> 00:21:57,707 It will be much easier to get divorced if they are not there. 272 00:21:57,833 --> 00:22:02,165 You don't have to give half of everything to someone - 273 00:22:02,291 --> 00:22:07,207 - if they don't exist If none of us exists, we won't have a problem 274 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:15,665 - Do you know what you say? - Yes! No... 275 00:22:15,791 --> 00:22:18,374 If they aren't here... 276 00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:23,999 - What if we hire a hitman? - Yes. 277 00:22:24,083 --> 00:22:27,249 - from the east. From Russia. - Yes! 278 00:22:27,375 --> 00:22:31,832 They get headaches. And they are bankrupt. 279 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,915 We will send it. 280 00:22:34,041 --> 00:22:36,290 Bang. 281 00:22:36,416 --> 00:22:40,665 Bang, thank you, ma'am 282 00:22:49,291 --> 00:22:51,749 Edward... 283 00:23:12,875 --> 00:23:16,124 Yes, a man from the East. 284 00:25:33,750 --> 00:25:38,915 Hello. Hi, Edward. So you're awake? 285 00:25:39,041 --> 00:25:44,124 No, he has been sleeping for 48 hours. Or maybe he is dead. I don't check 286 00:25:46,083 --> 00:25:48,624 Are you dead? 287 00:25:51,083 --> 00:25:54,540 - You hired a Russian assassin! - I'm drunk! 288 00:25:54,666 --> 00:25:59,040 Likewise me, but I don't employ a damn Russian killer! 289 00:25:59,166 --> 00:26:01,915 A male killer from Russia. I will be crazy Stupid, stupid Edward! 290 00:26:02,041 --> 00:26:04,082 Gritt, forgive me Stupid, stupid Edward! 291 00:26:04,208 --> 00:26:05,999 Dirt! You will have to cancel it It's that simple 292 00:26:06,083 --> 00:26:07,999 Write and call everything. 293 00:26:08,125 --> 00:26:12,540 I told you, I tried it. The link has expired. 294 00:26:12,666 --> 00:26:14,999 You pay half, and the link will end. That's the deal when you hire a hitman. 295 00:26:15,083 --> 00:26:18,915 All that remains is this. Igor Lad... whatever. 296 00:26:19,041 --> 00:26:23,999 Arrival from Kiev 2:45 p. m. 297 00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:27,999 298 00:26:28,125 --> 00:26:31,290 299 00:26:31,416 --> 00:26:34,749 He is on his way ?! 300 00:26:34,875 --> 00:26:38,999 Maybe he won't recognize us. All he knows is we live in Nibe - 301 00:26:39,083 --> 00:26:43,540 - and there are many people at Nibe. Many places 302 00:26:43,666 --> 00:26:46,832 There are people who live in Nibe in all types of houses. 303 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:50,040 But he has his email address and his name. 304 00:26:50,166 --> 00:26:54,999 He knows exactly where to go. He is a professional killer, Ib. 305 00:26:55,125 --> 00:26:58,582 I understand it. Let's go to the airport and tell him it's a misunderstanding. 306 00:26:58,708 --> 00:27:03,707 Good idea. We will give him a good tip and say it is all a misunderstanding. 307 00:27:04,458 --> 00:27:06,249 How difficult is that? 308 00:27:25,125 --> 00:27:30,040 - What if 100 dollars isn't enough? - Hell, this is a year's income in Russia. 309 00:27:30,166 --> 00:27:33,999 - Have a return ticket? - Yes. Moscow 6:45 p. m. 310 00:27:34,083 --> 00:27:38,665 - good And this never happened. - Never happened. 311 00:27:38,791 --> 00:27:42,457 We will treat it with steak and a few bottles of Rioja - 312 00:27:42,583 --> 00:27:45,249 - and so it is. 313 00:27:59,041 --> 00:28:01,457 Gosh... 314 00:28:04,791 --> 00:28:07,374 He must be drunk. 315 00:28:07,500 --> 00:28:11,165 I will give it. Impressive. 316 00:28:34,458 --> 00:28:38,415 My friend's friend... My friend's friend. 317 00:28:56,166 --> 00:28:57,165 Hi. 318 00:28:57,291 --> 00:29:01,582 - Is he your friend? - Well, we don't really know him. 319 00:29:01,708 --> 00:29:05,082 - Then why did you hold his name? - OK 320 00:29:05,208 --> 00:29:08,624 - what's the deal here? - We are builders - Igor is here to help us... build. - nothing is illegal 321 00:29:08,750 --> 00:29:14,249 But we don't need it, so we bought him a return ticket. 322 00:29:14,375 --> 00:29:19,207 Not possible. He does not fly in such circumstances. 323 00:29:19,333 --> 00:29:22,749 Take him out of here Immediately! 324 00:29:22,875 --> 00:29:25,999 We will take a taxi to Scandic. We will not attract attention by taxi. 325 00:29:31,125 --> 00:29:36,832 We will give him a room, pour some coffee on him to calm him down - 326 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:40,290 - and then we go back here, he flew back home - 327 00:29:40,416 --> 00:29:43,290 - we go home. That never happened. 328 00:29:43,416 --> 00:29:46,165 329 00:30:05,250 --> 00:30:09,582 Your friend is fine right? He can't throw up in my taxi... 330 00:30:09,708 --> 00:30:11,915 I will be very angry. 331 00:30:12,041 --> 00:30:16,249 She's from Russia. They almost never throw up. 332 00:30:16,375 --> 00:30:18,207 Russian infidels 333 00:30:18,333 --> 00:30:21,749 Godless pork eater, drunk, stupid dog 334 00:30:21,875 --> 00:30:25,374 I curse you to hell - 335 00:30:25,500 --> 00:30:29,707 - and I will take a long time, an expensive detour to steal your money! 336 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,790 You're a Taliban jerk I curse you and your family and hope you burn in hell. 337 00:30:33,916 --> 00:30:37,832 You talked to me, are you Russian bastard? 338 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,999 I will get your intestines out through your dirty throat - 339 00:30:41,125 --> 00:30:45,332 - and hang you in the nearest tree! 340 00:30:45,458 --> 00:30:48,207 341 00:30:48,333 --> 00:30:52,582 Insolence of you! I will do that to you, You are evil-for-brain! 342 00:30:52,708 --> 00:30:54,665 Stop stopping. 343 00:30:54,791 --> 00:30:57,874 You bastard! I went to kill you, you crazy bastard! 344 00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:01,665 - Stop the car! - what stopped? Where do you stop? 345 00:31:01,791 --> 00:31:04,124 You're crazy about Russia 346 00:31:04,250 --> 00:31:08,665 I will kill you well! We kicked your whole family out of your country! 347 00:31:10,875 --> 00:31:12,207 Come here, you...! 348 00:31:21,875 --> 00:31:27,124 I can't overcome all the negative energy in such a limited space. 349 00:31:27,250 --> 00:31:31,082 So much... hate between people, Edward. 350 00:31:31,208 --> 00:31:36,457 We will realize it, and then we go home. 351 00:31:44,125 --> 00:31:47,249 Alright, let's go. 352 00:31:48,208 --> 00:31:50,874 Taliban monkeys aren't too hard anymore. 353 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,790 But you don't worry, you are my friend. Igor kills for free. 354 00:31:53,916 --> 00:31:57,332 Besides that, he doesn't care. He is not happy. 355 00:31:57,458 --> 00:32:02,790 Now, I promise he is much happier now with 72 damn virgins. 356 00:32:02,916 --> 00:32:07,207 Now he is happier. Now he is with his virgin. Forgive me. 357 00:32:13,250 --> 00:32:16,749 For the sake of fucking Ib, this isn't happening, right? 358 00:32:16,875 --> 00:32:20,624 We will be jailed because of a Russian drunk that we don't even know. 359 00:32:20,750 --> 00:32:25,790 Edward, we have to take him home with us. And we cannot just leave the body. 360 00:32:25,916 --> 00:32:29,249 - Someone will find it. - Some one? 361 00:32:29,375 --> 00:32:33,082 The poor immigrant man and his lover are immigrant children who are now orphans. 362 00:32:33,208 --> 00:32:36,999 Maybe he is a pesky ISIS who whips his family with the Quran every night. 363 00:32:37,083 --> 00:32:41,082 But you don't know that! 364 00:32:41,208 --> 00:32:44,499 Alright, Igor, let's go. 365 00:33:11,541 --> 00:33:14,915 - Let's go have a beer at the inn. - But what if the daughter comes home? 366 00:33:15,041 --> 00:33:17,999 Gritt says they are sleeping in your house place. It's just you and me tonight. 367 00:33:27,458 --> 00:33:30,749 Are there real men leaving? 368 00:33:31,708 --> 00:33:34,915 I really want a child. 369 00:33:35,041 --> 00:33:38,374 I will be 40, and my ovary starts to look like plum Soon I will only have children with nuchal folds. 370 00:33:41,625 --> 00:33:44,499 371 00:33:44,625 --> 00:33:45,790 Yuck! 372 00:33:54,041 --> 00:33:59,582 - I think we will go to my place - You never drink wine 373 00:34:02,041 --> 00:34:04,374 Will we be happy without them? 374 00:34:04,500 --> 00:34:07,874 Oh come on. We will have a ball! 375 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:11,290 You will meet another man who sees you in the eye instead of ogling your ass. 376 00:34:11,416 --> 00:34:16,290 Who can dance, think and go to an art museum and watch PBS - 377 00:34:16,416 --> 00:34:20,415 - and who is talking about anything else from rock wool 378 00:34:30,458 --> 00:34:33,624 - is this acceptance? - Is he one of them Polish? 379 00:34:34,791 --> 00:34:38,207 - Where is the mini bar? - How dare he prance like that? 380 00:34:38,333 --> 00:34:42,874 They live in the basement from time to time, but they never come upstairs. 381 00:34:48,083 --> 00:34:52,999 Life is nothing without beauty and love. Love is what makes you happy - 382 00:34:53,083 --> 00:34:55,915 - and if you are not happy, there is no reason to live. 383 00:34:56,041 --> 00:34:59,874 So when Igor met two beautiful women, he saw a lot of love - 384 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:03,749 - and that makes him very happy. 385 00:35:03,875 --> 00:35:06,999 And I didn't say it because I was drunk. 386 00:35:07,083 --> 00:35:10,790 Igor always gets drunk and sees ugly women all the time. 387 00:35:10,916 --> 00:35:16,040 But you are very, very, very beautiful. 388 00:35:17,083 --> 00:35:20,082 Who said you could leave your basement? 389 00:35:21,125 --> 00:35:24,457 Who said you could leave your basement? 390 00:35:26,291 --> 00:35:28,540 You are a very hungry woman You are like a juicy wet oasis. An oasis just waiting to feed thirsty people - 391 00:35:28,666 --> 00:35:33,999 - but you, very beautiful, where are you _ thirsty? Nobody drinks from you. 392 00:35:34,125 --> 00:35:38,999 And you are beautiful. Like Da Vinci's paintings. 393 00:35:39,083 --> 00:35:42,790 Please come. Please. 394 00:35:42,916 --> 00:35:45,874 Please! 395 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,999 Where do you see the man your secret smile, beautiful lips? 396 00:35:48,083 --> 00:35:52,749 I like it very much. Beautiful. 397 00:35:52,875 --> 00:35:56,582 Thank you. 398 00:35:57,250 --> 00:35:59,749 - Well, Malte, our dance teacher... - Dance teacher? 399 00:35:59,875 --> 00:36:03,540 He thinks we're very excited. He is Swedish. 400 00:36:03,666 --> 00:36:07,999 401 00:36:08,083 --> 00:36:12,749 Gay, of course, and sometimes He compares us to two tulips. 402 00:36:12,875 --> 00:36:17,874 Are you a tulip? But tulips are nothing But the vegetables are stupid. 403 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:24,124 You are not a vegetable You are a woman made of flesh and blood! 404 00:36:27,208 --> 00:36:30,915 - This is for every virgin I have ever loved. - Gosh. 405 00:36:31,041 --> 00:36:35,124 He feels a little hurt and I see tears in his eyes. 406 00:36:35,250 --> 00:36:39,749 And Igor said: If he feels a little sick - 407 00:36:39,875 --> 00:36:43,374 - so Igor will also feel a little pain. 408 00:36:43,500 --> 00:36:47,540 So I pierced myself every time with a knife, 409 00:36:47,666 --> 00:36:53,582 You know, people from the Eastern Bloc can be very romantic 410 00:36:53,708 --> 00:36:58,207 - You can say it again. - very 411 00:37:00,458 --> 00:37:02,207 Can I... 412 00:37:04,625 --> 00:37:06,999 What is this? 413 00:37:07,083 --> 00:37:10,915 - Is this also your woman...? - Not. 414 00:37:11,041 --> 00:37:15,040 This is all the people I killed. 415 00:37:15,166 --> 00:37:19,540 - What? - So you're really trying to kill someone? 416 00:37:19,666 --> 00:37:21,999 - OK. - How is that? 417 00:37:22,083 --> 00:37:24,915 - To kill someone? - Yes. 418 00:37:26,458 --> 00:37:28,374 Oh, that's nothing. 419 00:37:28,500 --> 00:37:31,874 First they breathe, then they don't breathe. 420 00:37:32,750 --> 00:37:37,332 So, you stayed a long time here at Nibe? 421 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,832 As long as needed. 422 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:46,165 - Do you know Ib and Edward? - Yes. 423 00:37:46,291 --> 00:37:48,499 They are my new friends. 424 00:37:48,625 --> 00:37:52,249 - Do you keep a secret with me? - Of course. 425 00:37:52,375 --> 00:37:56,749 Wives don't make them happy anymore. 426 00:37:58,083 --> 00:38:00,457 What do you really mean by that? 427 00:38:00,583 --> 00:38:04,624 Igor helps them Don't be unhappy anymore 428 00:38:04,750 --> 00:38:06,582 How is it? 429 00:38:06,708 --> 00:38:08,040 I killed them 430 00:38:30,875 --> 00:38:33,207 Do you know where I can find it? 431 00:38:47,625 --> 00:38:49,707 Igor? 432 00:38:50,583 --> 00:38:56,624 You need something is stronger than wine, yeah 433 00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,832 - You need whiskey - Fine. 434 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,999 Where am I, by the way What is the lobby of this hotel? 435 00:39:04,083 --> 00:39:07,040 We go and we buy... 436 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,207 ... whiskey. Lots of wynkies. 437 00:39:10,333 --> 00:39:14,040 And you can stay here in the hotel lobby. 438 00:39:16,916 --> 00:39:19,749 - What will we do? - Enter the car! 439 00:39:19,875 --> 00:39:22,540 You're too drunk to drive 440 00:39:29,250 --> 00:39:33,332 - I thought I was peeing on my pants. - Damn, Gritt! 441 00:39:33,458 --> 00:39:35,749 We are married to several murderers! 442 00:39:35,875 --> 00:39:39,374 I don't remember The last time I peed on my pants. 443 00:39:39,500 --> 00:39:42,082 Fuck Ever heard of something wild? 444 00:39:42,208 --> 00:39:46,624 Maybe at the camp in '92... 445 00:39:46,750 --> 00:39:50,457 You don't chip for the hitman. If anyone will kill me - 446 00:39:50,583 --> 00:39:54,207 - I want my own personal killer. 447 00:39:54,333 --> 00:39:56,415 I peed my shoes... everywhere. 448 00:40:01,708 --> 00:40:05,082 - And then I see... - Have you been drinking? 449 00:40:05,208 --> 00:40:09,582 What do you think Do I look conscious or embarrassed? 450 00:40:09,708 --> 00:40:13,707 Lower my leg and enter my shoes... 451 00:40:13,833 --> 00:40:17,624 "What is this? Do you pee?" 452 00:40:18,666 --> 00:40:20,582 I peed on my pants. 453 00:40:20,708 --> 00:40:24,665 Cursing! It exploded. That's the first. 454 00:40:24,791 --> 00:40:26,832 Get out of the car. 455 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:31,915 And the prostitutes can sleep on the sofa in a studio apartment on a loser road. 456 00:40:32,041 --> 00:40:33,540 Loser street. 457 00:40:33,666 --> 00:40:37,749 They went to see a lawyer just to find out They married two strong women. 458 00:40:37,875 --> 00:40:41,499 Strong woman Who knows their rights, Gritt. 459 00:40:41,625 --> 00:40:44,874 - Free woman like you and me, Gritt. - Yes, we are truly free. 460 00:40:46,625 --> 00:40:49,207 We might be very good from Nibe - 461 00:40:49,333 --> 00:40:53,249 - but the word Malte is probably Hollywood - 462 00:40:53,375 --> 00:40:58,040 - And the women there know how to to squeeze the last part of a man. 463 00:40:58,166 --> 00:41:02,624 - last pussy? - No, the last number of a man. 464 00:41:02,750 --> 00:41:04,665 We will show it! 465 00:41:04,791 --> 00:41:08,374 We have a future, Gritt. We can dance through our lives. 466 00:41:08,500 --> 00:41:11,915 - They can only sit on their fat donkeys. - Hell, we will change Malte. 467 00:41:12,041 --> 00:41:16,457 - Yes why not? - With our giant big ball. 468 00:41:17,375 --> 00:41:19,332 We rock! 469 00:41:19,458 --> 00:41:24,749 We are lucky to find a drop of blood in your alcohol What do you think? 470 00:41:24,875 --> 00:41:28,040 - You're looking at a minimum... - Where? 471 00:41:28,166 --> 00:41:30,999 - Where did you go? - Where is the cell, Heinz? 472 00:41:31,083 --> 00:41:33,290 At the end of the hall, at 9. 473 00:41:36,291 --> 00:41:39,040 He is awake. 474 00:41:39,166 --> 00:41:42,832 No one can drink that much. 475 00:41:58,208 --> 00:42:01,999 Why don't we just tell the police? 476 00:42:02,083 --> 00:42:05,540 - Police? - Yes. 477 00:42:05,666 --> 00:42:08,665 "Why don't we just tell the police?" 478 00:42:08,791 --> 00:42:13,374 - What can the police do? - They can fix it - Fix it? Police? - Yes. 479 00:42:13,500 --> 00:42:16,332 No, they will save it for year pairs, and when they are released - 480 00:42:17,375 --> 00:42:21,082 - they will rob us of everything. 481 00:42:21,208 --> 00:42:24,499 Police! 482 00:42:25,583 --> 00:42:28,415 483 00:42:38,708 --> 00:42:41,582 If they can hire a murderer... 484 00:42:46,833 --> 00:42:49,290 ... why not? 485 00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:54,332 Well, because it violates the law. 486 00:42:54,458 --> 00:42:56,915 - against the law? - Yes. 487 00:42:57,041 --> 00:42:59,999 No, that's equality! 488 00:43:04,125 --> 00:43:06,832 This is the equation, Gritt. Hey! 489 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:11,499 We have the same right being a bastard like a man. 490 00:43:11,625 --> 00:43:13,499 Sure. 491 00:43:15,041 --> 00:43:18,874 - OK. - I will tell you what we will do... 492 00:43:33,333 --> 00:43:36,249 - Of course this is a good idea? - We must defend ourselves. 493 00:43:36,375 --> 00:43:42,707 - And Igor? Think he is suitable for him? - Wait and see. This girl is special. 494 00:43:42,833 --> 00:43:48,332 England has style. Downtown Abbey, Midsomer Murders and so on. 495 00:43:48,458 --> 00:43:52,915 England is luxurious. Silent and silent. 496 00:43:53,041 --> 00:43:56,457 If something is really complicated - 497 00:43:56,583 --> 00:43:59,290 - they just sweep under the carpet. 498 00:43:59,416 --> 00:44:02,540 - I need to urinate again. - And I'm thirsty 499 00:44:02,666 --> 00:44:05,665 - Shouldn't he land now? - I need wine Excuse me. Where do you come from? 500 00:44:25,791 --> 00:44:28,999 Oh, I'm sorry, young man. 501 00:44:29,125 --> 00:44:31,999 I don't think so You will take interest - 502 00:44:32,083 --> 00:44:35,082 - In a silly old woman like me. I'm flattered, my dear. 503 00:44:35,208 --> 00:44:39,165 This is the check-up day today, is a pure routine. 504 00:44:39,291 --> 00:44:42,124 I understand, baby 505 00:44:42,250 --> 00:44:43,999 506 00:44:44,083 --> 00:44:48,582 Now, what am I investigating about this? is your beautiful little country today? 507 00:44:48,708 --> 00:44:53,040 Hard drugs, endangered species or deadly weapons? 508 00:44:53,166 --> 00:44:57,040 - Can I check your bag? - You can do it. 509 00:45:08,458 --> 00:45:10,999 Good God! 510 00:45:15,583 --> 00:45:19,665 Ingrid, I don't like this. 511 00:45:19,791 --> 00:45:25,540 No, but let's go to the summer house and get acquainted, okay? 512 00:45:25,666 --> 00:45:29,249 Of course he's not crazy? I think He came straight out of a horror film. 513 00:45:29,375 --> 00:45:32,332 No, he is just weird. 514 00:45:32,458 --> 00:45:37,415 You can't get enough of oddballs. They are just barmy. 515 00:45:37,541 --> 00:45:41,999 Mrs. Nipplesworthy, we are going now to a very nice and comfortable place. 516 00:45:42,083 --> 00:45:45,082 - Is there anything you need? - Heart. 517 00:45:46,083 --> 00:45:47,832 - heart? - heart? 518 00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:49,624 Raw heart 519 00:45:49,750 --> 00:45:53,665 With a good bottle of Chianti. 520 00:45:59,875 --> 00:46:02,832 Woman... woman! 521 00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:07,290 I only play with you So you want me to erase his memory? 522 00:46:14,083 --> 00:46:16,624 Not everything Last few days maybe. 523 00:46:16,750 --> 00:46:21,124 - What is this all about? - We will give you 5,000 kroner. 524 00:46:22,375 --> 00:46:25,249 This is pure business. We bring it in from the East to help us - 525 00:46:25,375 --> 00:46:29,790 - but he drinks too much He is Russian and is more or less useless. 526 00:46:29,916 --> 00:46:33,915 Even so, we feel bad After dragging it all the way here - 527 00:46:34,041 --> 00:46:37,624 528 00:46:37,750 --> 00:46:41,249 - only to fire it on the spot. 529 00:46:41,375 --> 00:46:45,457 So we thought it would be better if he never had that experience 530 00:46:50,833 --> 00:46:53,790 You're so full of bullshit - 20,000. - Finish the deal! 531 00:46:53,916 --> 00:46:56,915 - wait outside - Deal. 532 00:46:57,041 --> 00:46:59,832 Ib... where did you go 533 00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:03,082 Poul? 534 00:47:08,250 --> 00:47:10,040 Poul! 535 00:47:13,083 --> 00:47:15,290 What are you doing? 536 00:47:18,625 --> 00:47:20,790 - Where did you find it again? - He has a website. 537 00:47:25,750 --> 00:47:29,040 - A site? - Yes, related to euthanasia. 538 00:47:29,166 --> 00:47:33,540 - euthanasia - Yeah. 539 00:47:33,666 --> 00:47:36,249 He worked at home for years - 540 00:47:36,375 --> 00:47:41,124 - and unfairly punished for having helping many old miserable - 541 00:47:41,250 --> 00:47:45,582 542 00:47:45,708 --> 00:47:50,040 - parents are really broken, are dying too 543 00:47:50,166 --> 00:47:55,915 He dedicated his life to helping people, who need to die, die. 544 00:47:57,000 --> 00:48:01,624 And he also helps if you need help - 545 00:48:01,750 --> 00:48:06,540 - to make someone else, who needs to die, die 546 00:48:06,666 --> 00:48:10,374 People, who want to die... but may not know it yet. 547 00:48:11,291 --> 00:48:13,290 What house does he work? 548 00:48:13,416 --> 00:48:18,999 - I think it's Broadmoor Home... - What for home? 549 00:48:19,083 --> 00:48:22,457 Broadmoor Awarding Institution - 550 00:48:22,583 --> 00:48:26,707 - a reputable house for psychopaths, lovers. 551 00:48:26,833 --> 00:48:29,540 Good. 552 00:48:29,666 --> 00:48:34,040 - Do you work there as a nurse, or...? - Yes, of course. 553 00:48:34,166 --> 00:48:37,665 Yes, of course I am a nurse. 554 00:48:42,500 --> 00:48:46,540 "Now you are traveling again in your life, Igor. Now you let yourself fall - 555 00:48:46,666 --> 00:48:48,832 - and see the work you have to do. " 556 00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:52,582 Igor says it's crazy, but stupid women say: 557 00:48:52,708 --> 00:48:56,040 "Yes, you see the work You must do it for Ib and Edward. " 558 00:48:56,166 --> 00:48:58,832 "No, no," I said. "I didn't see anything." 559 00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:01,915 "Oh yeah," he said. "You will." 560 00:49:02,041 --> 00:49:04,915 And then he hypnotized. 561 00:49:05,041 --> 00:49:10,832 And then Igor saw all of Igor's work! They come to me, everyone from them! 562 00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:15,249 Taliban pig, all three hippy midgets, six Chinamen - 563 00:49:15,375 --> 00:49:18,165 - stupid reporter, who doesn't like my friend Putin - 564 00:49:18,291 --> 00:49:22,207 - women with big dick etc. So now he starts screaming. 565 00:49:22,333 --> 00:49:25,332 So Igor wakes up. "Why are you screaming, stupid woman?" 566 00:49:25,458 --> 00:49:30,624 - So he shouted: "Police! Police!" - Yes, we heard We heard. 567 00:49:31,541 --> 00:49:35,082 - He shouldn't lock the door. - I asked him: "Why are you shouting?" 568 00:49:35,208 --> 00:49:39,999 "Please stop screaming, you ugly woman with ugly glasses Please stop...!" 569 00:49:40,125 --> 00:49:43,082 Do you really have to... 570 00:49:44,416 --> 00:49:50,124 You know, Igor helps. Igor removed him from his misery. 571 00:49:50,250 --> 00:49:53,540 I can see he is not happy. 572 00:50:00,916 --> 00:50:05,124 Always looking for positive, my mother always says 573 00:50:05,250 --> 00:50:07,915 Like when my budgie died. 574 00:50:08,041 --> 00:50:12,124 "Look, Ib, it's a good thing about a dying budgie - 575 00:50:12,250 --> 00:50:17,499 - that you can get a budgie doll now. Not many people have that. " 576 00:50:18,541 --> 00:50:21,915 Maybe all these terrible experiences are good for us I mean, now we park properly in the middle of nature. 577 00:50:22,041 --> 00:50:26,540 Seeing! A live bird This gives you food to think about - 578 00:50:26,666 --> 00:50:30,915 - That in the middle of all this chaos There are still items that can be enjoyed. 579 00:50:31,041 --> 00:50:35,165 Damn, Ib, you go crazy. Pull yourself together, Ib. 580 00:50:35,291 --> 00:50:39,915 581 00:50:41,416 --> 00:50:45,290 No... I don't mean that. 582 00:50:48,041 --> 00:50:51,415 I miss my budgie. 583 00:50:55,166 --> 00:50:58,040 And this is where Heinz came. 584 00:51:04,500 --> 00:51:06,624 Good... 585 00:51:15,041 --> 00:51:18,749 So, what's up, Dumb and Dumber? 586 00:51:18,875 --> 00:51:21,874 - Yeah, what's wrong, Heinz? - drunk bastard 587 00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:25,915 Moonlight What's next? 588 00:51:26,041 --> 00:51:30,124 Now your acquaintance has lost the license - 589 00:51:30,250 --> 00:51:33,165 - The Mercedes only collects dust in the garage. 590 00:51:33,291 --> 00:51:37,915 - What do you want, Heinz? - Why, I want Mercedes - If you get moonlight, I can too. - Why? 591 00:51:38,041 --> 00:51:41,665 Why? 592 00:51:41,791 --> 00:51:43,624 It's up to you whether I have to drive against you with the tax officer - 593 00:51:43,750 --> 00:51:46,665 594 00:51:46,791 --> 00:51:50,249 - or drive in Mercedes - Who is that person? - Only our friend. 595 00:51:54,291 --> 00:51:57,832 - Yeah, he's just a friend. - Oh. Does he have a work permit? 596 00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:01,540 Hey there. 597 00:52:02,375 --> 00:52:05,332 I want to see your passport, paper and work permit. 598 00:52:05,458 --> 00:52:08,540 Immediately 599 00:52:08,666 --> 00:52:10,874 - Hello - Heinz, he doesn't speak Danish 600 00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:14,124 - Heinz, you better not. - Polish fishing 601 00:52:14,250 --> 00:52:17,915 Don't upset him. Igor is from Russia, not Poland. 602 00:52:18,041 --> 00:52:22,332 So what will he do? Blowing me 603 00:52:22,458 --> 00:52:25,082 Hey, buster. 604 00:52:26,875 --> 00:52:29,332 Let me see your papers, passport and work permit. 605 00:52:29,458 --> 00:52:32,749 606 00:52:32,875 --> 00:52:36,999 This is a bad idea, Heinz. You are human after all. 607 00:52:37,125 --> 00:52:39,624 - What? - You also have a heart. 608 00:52:39,750 --> 00:52:43,374 - don't you have a wife and child? - Not in your life! 609 00:52:43,500 --> 00:52:46,999 - Father or mother? - What are you talking about? 610 00:52:47,125 --> 00:52:51,749 All people who love you and who you love and continue to picnic. 611 00:52:51,875 --> 00:52:54,457 No, all that family nonsense is not me. 612 00:52:54,583 --> 00:52:59,040 So your day goes by, no one will mourn you - 613 00:52:59,166 --> 00:53:03,332 - with buffet cakes and cousins sing country songs? 614 00:53:04,458 --> 00:53:09,082 You lose big time. What are you doing? 615 00:53:09,208 --> 00:53:11,582 - is this your friend - No. 616 00:53:11,708 --> 00:53:16,915 I really feel a little sad for him, because you know - 617 00:53:17,041 --> 00:53:20,040 - Heinz isn't very happy - Ib! - Not happy? 618 00:53:20,166 --> 00:53:22,915 Not happy at all, Igor. 619 00:53:23,041 --> 00:53:25,915 There is no love, no family - 620 00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:29,707 - and not too happy Ib, what are you doing? 621 00:53:29,833 --> 00:53:32,415 - You bet your ass, I'm not so happy. - Damn it. 622 00:53:32,541 --> 00:53:34,749 Look, tell me what happened. By the way, friend. 623 00:53:34,875 --> 00:53:37,832 You dig a hole in the center From nowhere What is happening? 624 00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:41,707 What is this? 625 00:53:41,833 --> 00:53:46,415 No! 626 00:53:46,541 --> 00:53:48,207 This... No, it's okay time! 627 00:53:48,333 --> 00:53:49,624 628 00:53:52,833 --> 00:53:55,665 629 00:53:57,708 --> 00:53:59,999 You were arrested and you have the right to one... 630 00:54:00,125 --> 00:54:02,540 He doesn't speak Danish, Heinz. 631 00:54:02,666 --> 00:54:07,082 You have the right to maintain silence, and according to law you can only... 632 00:54:07,208 --> 00:54:09,207 Good. 633 00:54:21,041 --> 00:54:22,707 We drink more? 634 00:54:24,916 --> 00:54:30,124 Well, Ib. This is the end of the road. 635 00:54:30,250 --> 00:54:33,624 Heinz will get help. It's all over - 636 00:54:33,750 --> 00:54:35,915 - and I will accept my punishment - This will relieve my stomach and mind... - Car keys... where is the key? 637 00:54:36,041 --> 00:54:39,124 We will finish everything in the open. Don't worry, I'll take a rap. 638 00:54:39,250 --> 00:54:43,790 639 00:54:43,916 --> 00:54:48,832 No need for both of us to spend 12 years in being able to get buggered by thugs. 640 00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:52,040 Don't all work. Igor has a handle on it. 641 00:54:52,166 --> 00:54:57,457 Let's be happy it can't be worse. 642 00:55:04,750 --> 00:55:07,915 - he misses - you are too negative No, we won't just get away with it. I've seen it often on TV, Ib. 643 00:55:15,833 --> 00:55:20,624 A man walks with his dog, and the dog comes Back with big bones in socks. 644 00:55:20,750 --> 00:55:25,915 The next thing you know, You are a star of a paralyzed criminal docu. 645 00:55:26,833 --> 00:55:29,999 We must find a better place where they will not be found 646 00:55:30,125 --> 00:55:34,415 647 00:55:39,916 --> 00:55:43,624 How slowly do you want that to happen? 648 00:55:43,750 --> 00:55:45,999 How slow? 649 00:56:03,458 --> 00:56:08,915 Now, this will make them bleed for several hours - 650 00:56:09,041 --> 00:56:12,457 - before their eyes popping up their heads 651 00:56:13,666 --> 00:56:16,415 This is very painful, it must be said. 652 00:56:16,541 --> 00:56:20,249 Meanwhile, now this one... 653 00:56:21,666 --> 00:56:26,415 I call this fall leaves. 654 00:56:27,583 --> 00:56:30,999 This will extend the process even further - 655 00:56:31,125 --> 00:56:35,290 - causes hair and tooth loss for several weeks - 656 00:56:35,416 --> 00:56:42,124 - before finally peeling their skin like leaves in autumn. 657 00:56:42,250 --> 00:56:45,665 Yes yes 658 00:56:45,791 --> 00:56:49,665 Something tickles your luxury, miss? 659 00:56:51,083 --> 00:56:53,457 First and foremost - 660 00:56:53,583 --> 00:56:58,290 - I personally don't think their eyes must come out. 661 00:56:58,416 --> 00:57:02,499 I think this thing appears sounds a little too much 662 00:57:26,025 --> 00:57:07,540 What do you think, Ingrid? Do you think their eyes should be... 663 00:57:07,666 --> 00:57:09,415 No no. 664 00:57:09,541 --> 00:57:13,582 No, personally, I don't like eyes - 665 00:57:13,708 --> 00:57:17,790 - and also I don't know about Autumn Leaves. 666 00:57:17,916 --> 00:57:22,665 It's so hard to decide. Right, Gritt? 667 00:57:22,791 --> 00:57:28,374 Yes, this is very difficult. There are so many things to choose from. 668 00:57:28,500 --> 00:57:34,124 Maybe it's all a little too dramatic Maybe we can find something a little simpler - Scandinavian style more? - Yes, it's more likely Scandinavian. 669 00:57:34,250 --> 00:57:38,790 670 00:57:38,916 --> 00:57:42,374 671 00:57:42,500 --> 00:57:45,207 Do you mean dull and dark? 672 00:57:47,833 --> 00:57:52,290 Maybe we can concentrate on Igor. 673 00:57:52,416 --> 00:57:57,374 And maybe just give Ib and Edward - 674 00:57:57,500 --> 00:57:59,582 - maybe just a little warning? 675 00:57:59,708 --> 00:58:03,040 A little warning 676 00:58:03,166 --> 00:58:06,332 Maybe just... I don't know... 677 00:58:07,416 --> 00:58:10,457 Maybe a little unexpected diarrhea maybe. 678 00:58:10,583 --> 00:58:14,790 - Diarrhea? - Just a little pooh in the pants. 679 00:58:19,875 --> 00:58:24,624 Pooh-pooh! That will be hysterical. 680 00:58:25,416 --> 00:58:27,999 You asked me to come here. 681 00:58:28,083 --> 00:58:34,249 I packed my things. I put a lot of effort into my preparation That's why we English people stand up for. Discipline. Respect. 682 00:58:34,375 --> 00:58:39,582 683 00:58:39,708 --> 00:58:44,832 And last but not least, which denies from the rebellious human body. 684 00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:50,124 And what do I mean by that? Good, English doesn't like the human body. 685 00:58:50,250 --> 00:58:54,999 We live with it, that's true. Because we have no choice We are forced to do it. 686 00:58:55,083 --> 00:59:01,707 And that's why I am skilled at what I do. 687 00:59:01,833 --> 00:59:07,624 I am an expert in helping people _ empty their bodies That's my call That's the job of my life. 688 00:59:07,750 --> 00:59:12,165 I am here to save all of us from our human body! 689 00:59:12,291 --> 00:59:18,290 - She's really crazy - No, we're really crazy. 690 00:59:27,541 --> 00:59:31,874 691 00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:35,707 - What do we do? - Let's keep calm now. 692 00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:41,124 Why don't we buy it again? 693 00:59:41,250 --> 00:59:44,832 I can't think without Chardonnay. I will come out for more. 694 00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:48,665 - Do you leave me alone with that? - Everything will be alright 695 00:59:48,791 --> 00:59:50,999 I only need wine. 696 00:59:55,416 --> 00:59:59,124 What a surprise. 697 00:59:59,250 --> 01:00:03,999 - When do you expect to finish it? - We found a stack of bricks. 698 01:00:04,125 --> 01:00:07,290 And many more are on their way from... 699 01:00:07,416 --> 01:00:09,624 From Krakow. 700 01:00:09,750 --> 01:00:15,332 - isn't it wide enough? - What do you mean, Mrs. Hansen? 701 01:00:16,500 --> 01:00:19,665 This is almost as wide. 702 01:00:21,291 --> 01:00:25,540 Yes, this is a sturdy wall that nothing can knock down again - 703 01:00:25,666 --> 01:00:30,790 - so they can find something or someone in it. 704 01:00:30,916 --> 01:00:34,374 - Not that it will be on the wall. - Mrs. Hansen 705 01:00:34,500 --> 01:00:36,665 Thank you, pound - Can we drink a cup of coffee? - You bet There! 706 01:00:36,791 --> 01:00:41,249 Well, yeah... 707 01:00:45,083 --> 01:00:46,082 Maybe we should find it too? 708 01:00:47,125 --> 01:00:48,915 I don't think Igor is very happy. 709 01:00:51,416 --> 01:00:53,707 No, it must be hard to sleep So many people die in your conscience. 710 01:00:53,833 --> 01:00:56,790 Say what, Ib. 711 01:00:56,916 --> 01:01:01,124 - I will tell him directly. - No, are you crazy? 712 01:01:02,125 --> 01:01:05,415 713 01:01:05,541 --> 01:01:08,374 714 01:01:08,500 --> 01:01:12,540 - I will keep the civil tone - He will kill us You can't! 715 01:01:12,666 --> 01:01:15,165 Igor... Igor. 716 01:01:15,291 --> 01:01:19,999 These are all big misunderstandings. You don't need to kill our wife. 717 01:01:20,125 --> 01:01:25,124 That's just me and Ib... is a little crazy one night - Not because we don't like you. - No, not at all. 718 01:01:25,250 --> 01:01:29,290 We like you very much. You have great charisma and... 719 01:01:29,416 --> 01:01:34,124 We also want you to know that we think you were a very good killer. 720 01:01:34,250 --> 01:01:40,082 Oh, of course. 721 01:01:40,208 --> 01:01:42,582 Actually, Igor, we don't want you to kill anyone again 722 01:01:42,708 --> 01:01:47,582 - You become gentle - Look, Igor. 723 01:01:47,708 --> 01:01:51,540 724 01:01:51,666 --> 01:01:55,999 You don't need to kill your wife or your husband - 725 01:01:56,125 --> 01:01:58,165 - because you don't make love anymore 726 01:01:58,291 --> 01:02:01,874 Actually, this is very normal in this case the country you stopped having sex - 727 01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:04,207 - when you got married. 728 01:02:04,333 --> 01:02:05,999 Then what did they do? 729 01:02:06,083 --> 01:02:10,124 They... they take care of dogs - 730 01:02:10,250 --> 01:02:12,499 - or children 731 01:02:12,625 --> 01:02:16,415 You know, running together and going to Silvan Saturday morning - 732 01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:24,874 - What is a grill? - You know, a comfortable time with a grill. 733 01:02:25,916 --> 01:02:27,915 - No. - Not? 734 01:02:28,041 --> 01:02:32,499 You are my friend. I don't want you to live a bad life that is not happy - 735 01:02:32,625 --> 01:02:34,999 - with your cold wife 736 01:02:35,125 --> 01:02:39,582 But the wife loves us again. They are not cold anymore, no. 737 01:02:41,041 --> 01:02:45,290 Good. If they really love you again - 738 01:02:45,416 --> 01:02:48,999 - I want to hear it from their own mouth 739 01:02:49,083 --> 01:02:51,707 Not from you two soft chicken. 740 01:02:53,416 --> 01:02:55,457 Of course, Igor. You are right 741 01:02:55,583 --> 01:02:59,665 Of course you have to hear it from them mouth, and you have to meet them - 742 01:02:59,791 --> 01:03:03,582 - and you have to talk to them. Then they will tell you how much they love us. 743 01:03:03,708 --> 01:03:06,707 And then you can go home. 744 01:03:06,833 --> 01:03:09,790 - OK. - But we will never talk about it! 745 01:03:11,666 --> 01:03:14,082 I have a plan. 746 01:03:15,916 --> 01:03:19,290 It's terrible. The girls haven't said a word. 747 01:03:19,416 --> 01:03:22,915 Both of you at the same time? 748 01:03:23,041 --> 01:03:26,290 Where is God in all this? Is it related to work? 749 01:03:26,416 --> 01:03:29,624 - I'm sure it's - All the items you breathe 750 01:03:29,750 --> 01:03:33,874 I don't have wigs for men, but I can cut this in shape. 751 01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:36,207 You haven't lost your hair. 752 01:03:36,333 --> 01:03:39,290 Chemotherapy will make it Come with a giant crest. 753 01:03:39,416 --> 01:03:41,749 Try them. 754 01:03:43,541 --> 01:03:46,415 - Hi, Ib. - Bent. 755 01:03:46,541 --> 01:03:48,415 Hi, Edward. 756 01:03:48,541 --> 01:03:53,874 What's wrong? Why do you look like that? 757 01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:59,540 - Ib and Edward have cancer. - Yeah, we will be bald like eggs. 758 01:03:59,666 --> 01:04:01,999 Skinhead. 759 01:04:02,125 --> 01:04:04,374 You... you... 760 01:04:04,500 --> 01:04:08,624 You only have to... 761 01:04:08,750 --> 01:04:11,582 ... must go to... 762 01:04:11,708 --> 01:04:14,332 Bent thinks you have to take salsa. 763 01:04:15,250 --> 01:04:18,374 Salsa, Bent. Hell, that's all we need - 764 01:04:18,500 --> 01:04:21,540 - with a body full of cancer. For fucking sake - Thank you, Bent. - Same with my friend. 765 01:04:21,666 --> 01:04:25,999 - Why do we always make fun of Bent? - Because we always have. 766 01:04:38,791 --> 01:04:42,874 Not before the accident. We used to look at him. 767 01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:47,582 He is the best footballer on the team. 768 01:04:47,708 --> 01:04:51,457 Then the ball is rolled in front of from the car on the highway 769 01:04:51,583 --> 01:04:56,707 770 01:04:56,833 --> 01:05:00,874 He left for six months and when He returned, he turned into spazz. 771 01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:04,665 - I told you, children are bullshit. - But why are we making fun of him? 772 01:05:04,791 --> 01:05:09,582 He shouldn't be chased by the ball towards the damn highway. 773 01:05:11,291 --> 01:05:14,749 Because we are afraid from Spazzy Bent, Edward. 774 01:05:14,875 --> 01:05:19,457 We are afraid of children. We are afraid they will run out in front of the car. 775 01:05:19,583 --> 01:05:23,082 - Yeah right. - But he is happy. 776 01:05:23,208 --> 01:05:27,790 - He dances and he has a sex life. - And that's weird. 777 01:05:27,916 --> 01:05:30,249 And what do we have? 778 01:05:30,375 --> 01:05:33,915 Do you want me to throw myself in front of a car to lay down? That's stupid. 779 01:05:34,041 --> 01:05:37,207 You don't make sense. 780 01:05:53,666 --> 01:05:56,874 Gritt, what are you doing? 781 01:05:58,291 --> 01:06:00,749 I can't stand it anymore. 782 01:06:00,875 --> 01:06:05,832 I already have it! There are no more perverse psychosexes. 783 01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:08,999 Will you throw it there? 784 01:06:09,083 --> 01:06:14,040 We will do like England. Sweep under the carpet. Go 785 01:06:16,833 --> 01:06:19,540 I want to be normal, Ingrid. 786 01:06:22,666 --> 01:06:26,165 I don't want to go looking for a guy who watches PBS - 787 01:06:26,291 --> 01:06:29,999 - because I know that Ib loves me - 788 01:06:30,083 --> 01:06:36,582 - and you're crazy if you can't see that we've just crossed our limits. 789 01:06:38,250 --> 01:06:43,374 We were happy. Why can't we be happy again? 790 01:06:45,750 --> 01:06:50,582 I can't take you seriously if I have to look down at you. 791 01:06:53,583 --> 01:06:56,582 Give a shovel, hurry up! 792 01:06:56,708 --> 01:07:00,374 You damn fucking 793 01:07:12,125 --> 01:07:15,082 - Hello - Igor, this is Edward. 794 01:07:15,208 --> 01:07:17,457 Can you see the house behind you? 795 01:07:17,583 --> 01:07:22,040 This is my home. Gritt and Ingrid are both waiting for you inside, okay? 796 01:07:22,166 --> 01:07:24,874 - Alright, I kill them? - No, no! 797 01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:28,582 No, no, Igor. Not killing They are happy now, very much. 798 01:07:28,708 --> 01:07:31,332 You want to hear it from yourself right? 799 01:07:33,875 --> 01:07:36,624 Hi, you must be Igor. I am ingrid I'm very happy I'm not cold. Please come in. 800 01:07:36,750 --> 01:07:39,707 Igor, please sit and drink. 801 01:07:44,166 --> 01:07:48,207 I'm Gritt, and I'm very happy and not cold. 802 01:07:48,333 --> 01:07:52,624 803 01:07:52,750 --> 01:07:55,749 We apologize for being very dark - 804 01:07:55,875 --> 01:08:00,207 - but we forget to pay electricity bills. 805 01:08:00,333 --> 01:08:03,790 Ib and Edward told us about small mistakes 806 01:08:03,916 --> 01:08:09,582 If you ask me, I don't think you have to kill us Right, Ingrid? 807 01:08:12,083 --> 01:08:17,999 Look, Igor, we love our husband very, very, very much - 808 01:08:18,083 --> 01:08:22,624 - but sometimes mating is a little tired, you know 809 01:08:22,750 --> 01:08:27,582 It's like tide. Sometimes the water is high - 810 01:08:27,708 --> 01:08:30,540 - and sometimes low. 811 01:08:30,666 --> 01:08:35,624 And for the last day, the water is very low. 812 01:08:35,750 --> 01:08:40,457 - I hate water - Yes, of course you hate water. 813 01:08:40,583 --> 01:08:43,457 Who doesn't Don't you hate water, Ingrid? 814 01:08:43,583 --> 01:08:46,832 Hate water! I hate water. 815 01:08:47,000 --> 01:08:50,249 But you see, Igor... 816 01:08:50,375 --> 01:08:54,665 Women have so many feelings. Their hearts are so big - 817 01:08:54,791 --> 01:08:57,665 - and sometimes like that there is a storm in it A storm, Igor. 818 01:08:57,791 --> 01:09:01,749 - Damn, pound! - I remember my first date. 819 01:09:01,875 --> 01:09:06,165 I'm only 15 years old, and Sofus's name. 820 01:09:06,291 --> 01:09:10,374 I have a good eye on him. He is in my equal class. 821 01:09:10,500 --> 01:09:12,582 And after many, many, many months - 822 01:09:12,708 --> 01:09:16,540 - finally he asked me if I wanted to go out and eat pizza with him. 823 01:09:16,666 --> 01:09:18,165 Ib, what are you doing? 824 01:09:18,291 --> 01:09:24,165 I was very nervous and hungry too, so of course I said yes 825 01:09:25,208 --> 01:09:28,832 When he kissed me outside Pizzeria Milano... 826 01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:34,707 ... I swear my knee is like rubber and my heart longs for slag. 827 01:09:35,916 --> 01:09:41,499 You are probably the two worst trannies that I have ever used my eyes. 828 01:09:41,625 --> 01:09:45,332 I think I will get sick. 829 01:09:45,458 --> 01:09:50,040 - I agree. - What do you say? 830 01:09:52,041 --> 01:09:57,749 I say you two look like retirees Ukrainian prostitutes in a car accident 831 01:09:57,875 --> 01:10:00,207 I'm glad the lights go out. 832 01:10:00,333 --> 01:10:05,332 - How dare you talk to a woman like that? - How dare I? 833 01:10:05,458 --> 01:10:08,082 - Ib, shit. - You are very ugly 834 01:10:08,208 --> 01:10:11,165 - Fuck you - Please don't 835 01:10:15,833 --> 01:10:17,499 No! 836 01:10:18,291 --> 01:10:24,457 What happened to you? What happened to you, man?! 837 01:10:24,583 --> 01:10:27,374 I won't tell him to talk to Gritt like that 838 01:10:27,500 --> 01:10:31,540 - You are not Gritt, you are Ib! - Where am I? Are my hair okay? 839 01:10:31,666 --> 01:10:34,207 You are not Gritt, you Ib. You are male 840 01:10:34,333 --> 01:10:38,624 That is the woman inside me, Edward. He came roaring out. 841 01:10:38,750 --> 01:10:42,582 I suddenly feel the breasts, ovary and so on. 842 01:10:42,708 --> 01:10:46,999 I suddenly want to have children. 843 01:10:49,583 --> 01:10:53,832 Give it to me. Give it to me. Give it to me! 844 01:10:56,500 --> 01:11:00,040 Ib, stop looking at me like that. 845 01:11:00,166 --> 01:11:03,415 We have to get out of here! We have to find the girls. 846 01:11:03,541 --> 01:11:05,415 We must end this! 847 01:11:25,000 --> 01:11:28,624 - Pick up the damn phone, Ingrid. - Ingrid speaks 848 01:11:28,750 --> 01:11:32,665 - Hi, Ingrid, it's me. - Hi, Edward. 849 01:11:32,791 --> 01:11:36,332 Listen, we must meet soon! 850 01:11:36,458 --> 01:11:41,540 - Don't be my boss. - Oh, I don't mean to get your boss around. 851 01:11:41,666 --> 01:11:44,999 You bet no. You sound so angry - No, I'm just a little stressed out. - You sound angry I know I'm angry. We have dealt with it like 4,000 times. 852 01:11:45,125 --> 01:11:49,624 - But it doesn't sink, right? - We must meet immediately. 853 01:11:49,750 --> 01:11:53,707 854 01:11:53,833 --> 01:11:57,082 855 01:11:57,208 --> 01:11:59,624 Let's meet at the inn, then. 856 01:11:59,750 --> 01:12:04,165 No, we can't meet there. 857 01:12:04,291 --> 01:12:06,082 - What's wrong? - be there 858 01:12:06,208 --> 01:12:09,332 - We will meet there No problem. - Just be there 859 01:12:09,458 --> 01:12:12,624 Damn, Ib, We met at the inn. 860 01:12:12,750 --> 01:12:15,165 I can't... damn it. 861 01:12:15,291 --> 01:12:20,582 Let me out! Damn bastard! 862 01:12:24,625 --> 01:12:27,874 - What's the matter...? - What happened to you? 863 01:12:31,166 --> 01:12:36,749 - Listen, we can't talk here - This is a good place to talk. 864 01:12:36,875 --> 01:12:39,665 You can't hurt us here, you see. 865 01:12:39,791 --> 01:12:42,915 Now, what happened to your killer? 866 01:12:44,416 --> 01:12:46,999 Yes... 867 01:12:47,083 --> 01:12:51,249 - Do you know? - We know everything 868 01:12:51,375 --> 01:12:56,249 In fact, we have Heinz on the phone We told him that we felt threatened - 869 01:12:56,375 --> 01:12:59,374 - so he is ready to move if you try anything 870 01:12:59,500 --> 01:13:02,374 - Oh, Heinz? - Right, Gritt? 871 01:13:02,500 --> 01:13:06,040 Why do you look like that? 872 01:13:22,333 --> 01:13:24,749 Maybe you want to explain - 873 01:13:24,875 --> 01:13:28,374 - what's going on on your head A contract killer ?! 874 01:13:28,500 --> 01:13:34,290 This whole mess with divorce and the money really arrived at us - 875 01:13:34,416 --> 01:13:39,457 - and then we do stupid things. 876 01:13:39,583 --> 01:13:42,374 This is very human - 877 01:13:42,500 --> 01:13:44,832 - to screw up and live to regret it. 878 01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:50,290 879 01:13:50,416 --> 01:13:55,457 Maybe it's unconscious. You do something about your will. 880 01:13:55,583 --> 01:13:58,165 You want to do something - 881 01:13:58,291 --> 01:14:00,540 - but you don't want to after all. 882 01:14:00,666 --> 01:14:02,999 We know what the subconscious means. 883 01:14:03,125 --> 01:14:07,832 We will never kill you in the name of benefits. 884 01:14:10,291 --> 01:14:14,249 - Do you want me to call the police? - Mind your own business, right? 885 01:14:19,541 --> 01:14:24,332 - Ingrid, you better keep going down. - You don't talk about killing your wife. 886 01:14:28,375 --> 01:14:32,999 So there's nothing you have ever had forbidden thoughts? 887 01:14:33,125 --> 01:14:36,624 If only you could blow your head from the guy who cut you at the intersection - 888 01:14:36,750 --> 01:14:39,332 - or someone who blocks the escalator 889 01:14:39,458 --> 01:14:43,832 Or your husband who always forgets you birthday and gives you a blender. 890 01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:49,457 Or when you are busy and stuck in the line at the supermarket - 891 01:14:49,583 --> 01:14:52,874 - I just say, that's what makes Some of us think certain thoughts. 892 01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:56,832 - But it's not you - Blender works like a dream. 893 01:15:00,666 --> 01:15:02,999 - You can look out through your throat. 894 01:15:10,833 --> 01:15:13,499 Don't drink anymore! 895 01:15:28,791 --> 01:15:33,165 - Everything is flat. - taxi! Taxi! 896 01:16:00,333 --> 01:16:04,374 You don't have a problem. You don't have a problem. 897 01:16:04,500 --> 01:16:08,624 My mother and father in Murmansk far away, they have a problem. 898 01:16:08,750 --> 01:16:12,290 They lived together for 50 years. They married for 50 years - 899 01:16:12,416 --> 01:16:15,540 - but they are still kissing. 900 01:16:15,666 --> 01:16:21,124 They have a problem, they fight. He hit him, he fell, he picked him up. 901 01:16:21,250 --> 01:16:26,707 But they love each other, they kiss each other, they make love to each other. 902 01:16:26,833 --> 01:16:31,832 She's a very, very big woman, and she has a very small dick. 903 01:16:32,000 --> 01:16:37,415 But you know, a little little fuck is always better than not making love. 904 01:16:37,541 --> 01:16:43,374 And you have everything. You have woman, man, car, house, money. 905 01:16:43,500 --> 01:16:46,499 You have everything, but you're not kidding! 906 01:16:46,625 --> 01:16:50,999 Edward... Edward? What are you doing, Edward? 907 01:16:51,750 --> 01:16:54,999 Sit down. Sit down, Edward. 908 01:17:01,291 --> 01:17:06,999 I really like you, but it's true makes me very sad when I see a sad person. 909 01:17:07,125 --> 01:17:10,665 Hello, Igor You are fine, you are fine. 910 01:17:10,791 --> 01:17:15,874 You talk about happiness all the time - 911 01:17:20,125 --> 01:17:25,707 I think you only kill people because they are like you Not happy. 912 01:17:27,000 --> 01:17:30,790 You really think this is a kind of stupid movie moment 913 01:17:30,916 --> 01:17:36,040 Yes, Igor. This is where good people talk to bad people - 914 01:17:36,166 --> 01:17:41,332 - and he made him realize that he was completely wrong 915 01:17:41,458 --> 01:17:43,999 I haven't seen the work in the film. 916 01:17:44,083 --> 01:17:47,540 Then you haven't seen much, a lot of films. 917 01:17:47,666 --> 01:17:51,040 - There are many, many, many films... - name one 918 01:17:54,583 --> 01:17:58,457 Okay, Igor, then try this one. 919 01:17:58,583 --> 01:18:03,040 Have you ever thought about it? maybe people aren't happy - 920 01:18:03,166 --> 01:18:07,707 - before you will kill them, because you will kill them? 921 01:18:08,583 --> 01:18:11,915 Maybe that makes them only a small bit unhappy. 922 01:18:12,041 --> 01:18:17,457 Think it might just play small fucking role, yeah, you stupid Russian? 923 01:18:18,875 --> 01:18:22,457 Okay, Edward, now you say to me - 924 01:18:22,583 --> 01:18:24,665 - or I'll kill you 925 01:18:24,791 --> 01:18:27,790 When was the last time you made your woman happy? 926 01:18:27,916 --> 01:18:31,457 There is never time! He will go the damn salsa lesson all the time. 927 01:18:31,583 --> 01:18:33,332 Oh, cut it! 928 01:18:39,541 --> 01:18:42,040 - Now we have a little time. - What? 929 01:18:42,166 --> 01:18:45,707 So try to make him happy, Edward. 930 01:18:49,875 --> 01:18:53,999 - What do you want me to say? - Gosh, you're romantic! 931 01:18:54,125 --> 01:18:58,290 - Say something to him - Sure. 932 01:18:58,416 --> 01:19:00,457 Sure... 933 01:19:00,583 --> 01:19:03,249 Ingrid, I think you are hot. 934 01:19:03,375 --> 01:19:07,207 And I think is a waste of breasts and buttocks... 935 01:19:07,333 --> 01:19:11,457 - holy bullshit - At least pretend I'm making you happy! 936 01:19:11,583 --> 01:19:15,457 He doesn't understand Danish. Or do you better die? 937 01:19:15,583 --> 01:19:19,290 Edward, try talking about his eyes. 938 01:19:22,125 --> 01:19:26,832 Yes, well... your eyes are so... 939 01:19:27,000 --> 01:19:30,499 Sure, your eyes are... 940 01:19:31,250 --> 01:19:33,790 ... round and blue 941 01:19:33,916 --> 01:19:37,082 Gray, green, no, brown. 942 01:19:37,208 --> 01:19:39,582 - They are gray blue, idiot! - Damn it! 943 01:19:39,708 --> 01:19:44,624 Ingrid, you are always in my mind. You are always with me. 944 01:19:46,833 --> 01:19:52,249 And it's not your ass that I saw, but yours eyes, because they are really special - 945 01:19:52,375 --> 01:19:57,790 - your eyes Both in and... naughty. 946 01:19:57,916 --> 01:20:00,790 You have very strong eyes. 947 01:20:00,916 --> 01:20:05,874 I don't understand why are you with grump like me 948 01:20:06,000 --> 01:20:09,874 But you are no longer. 949 01:20:11,166 --> 01:20:15,999 All I know is that for the rest of my life - 950 01:20:16,125 --> 01:20:19,415 - I will remember those eyes 951 01:20:22,583 --> 01:20:26,290 But that's all minutes. 952 01:20:26,416 --> 01:20:29,374 I'm sorry, honey. 953 01:20:29,500 --> 01:20:33,915 Oh, Edward, I don't want anyone other than you. 954 01:20:34,041 --> 01:20:37,540 If only you were someone else. 955 01:20:45,583 --> 01:20:47,874 That's beautiful. 956 01:20:48,000 --> 01:20:51,999 Edward, you make us happy. 957 01:20:59,041 --> 01:21:01,165 Igor? 958 01:21:04,208 --> 01:21:08,874 Cyanide... 30 seconds. And there is no... 959 01:21:09,000 --> 01:21:12,415 I haven't tasted the damn vodka since I was eight years old. 960 01:21:40,541 --> 01:21:41,749 No! 961 01:21:55,375 --> 01:21:56,999 No! 962 01:22:16,750 --> 01:22:19,582 The word salsa! 963 01:22:19,708 --> 01:22:25,374 Some say it comes from the sound Cuban musicians made - 964 01:22:25,500 --> 01:22:28,582 - when they play 965 01:22:28,708 --> 01:22:35,249 Others claim that because Salsa is a blend of many styles. 966 01:22:35,375 --> 01:22:40,540 Like salsa sauce. A little of everything. 967 01:22:40,666 --> 01:22:46,082 A little soft, a little sweet, a little spicy 968 01:22:46,208 --> 01:22:51,457 Like life itself. We love, we hate. 969 01:22:51,583 --> 01:22:54,874 We fight - 970 01:22:55,000 --> 01:22:56,499 - and we kissed 971 01:23:56,125 --> 01:23:59,707 Damn, I hate this That's not me at all. 972 01:23:59,833 --> 01:24:03,207 This is a bull's burden. This clothes are too tight. 973 01:24:03,333 --> 01:24:07,040 They are not intended to be used. They make you look stupid. 974 01:24:07,166 --> 01:24:09,540 Not me at all. 975 01:24:09,666 --> 01:24:13,457 - Well, Gritt and I leave now. - Already? 976 01:24:13,583 --> 01:24:16,040 Gritt's ovary hurts. 977 01:24:16,166 --> 01:24:19,040 You are brave What about the nuchal folds? 978 01:24:19,166 --> 01:24:23,540 With or without nuchal folds. Ovulation in one hour. 979 01:25:14,500 --> 01:25:19,040 So, finally you finish the Great Wall of China, huh? 980 01:25:19,166 --> 01:25:21,457 No need for sarcasm. 981 01:25:21,583 --> 01:25:26,415 - How are you with girls at home? - Alright, Mrs. Hansen. 982 01:25:26,541 --> 01:25:30,874 This must sound like You are boring in bed. 983 01:25:31,000 --> 01:25:35,999 - But, Mrs. Hansen... - Time for a screwdriver! 984 01:25:37,500 --> 01:25:41,707 Oh dear. Give me a hand, right? 985 01:25:41,833 --> 01:25:44,665 As for your woman... 986 01:25:44,791 --> 01:25:49,040 Men don't understand It's all about the clitoris. 987 01:25:49,166 --> 01:25:51,415 Most can't even find it. 988 01:25:51,541 --> 01:25:55,415 And not only is Poul late, but all my beloved 989 01:25:55,541 --> 01:25:57,665 Can't find it. 990 01:25:57,791 --> 01:26:03,040 Searching for it like is Higgs Boson in Switzerland. 991 01:26:03,166 --> 01:26:06,707 They keep licking in the wrong place 992 01:26:06,833 --> 01:26:13,457 No, I won't climax If you put a big toe into your mouth! 993 01:26:13,583 --> 01:26:17,040 What if I show how it's done? 994 01:26:17,166 --> 01:26:20,457 We can all lie on the couch. 995 01:26:20,583 --> 01:26:23,999 A crawl room I can do it with a nice makeover 996 01:26:24,875 --> 01:26:28,165 Let's finish the bill later, Mrs. Hansen.