1
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Yes, sir.I

2
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Say it now!

3
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I'm gonna teach this.

4
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All right, now.
Teach it and preach it, brother!

5
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There comes a time...

6
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Amen.

7
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...In everyone's life

8
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when you have to express yourself.

9
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Holding feelings inside
makes us do strange things.

10
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Can I get a witness?

11
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Now, Jimmy over there has shared
with the group.

12
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And that's good.
Nothing to be ashamed of here.

13
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- Yes, sir.
- That's right. It can happen to anybody.

14
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No judgment over here.

15
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Have I peed on myself before?

16
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Hell, yeah, children!

17
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Was it an accident? Yes.

18
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Okay, sometimes I did it on purpose,
but that's what we're getting to.

19
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We're learning you don't have to
pee on something. You can use your words.

20
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Your words have power.
More power than your pee.

21
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You've got to speak it, don't leak it.
That's what this song is telling you.

22
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Speak it, don't leak it.

23
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Get up and dance!
You totally can

24
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Speak it, don't leak it

25
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Don't keep your feelings secret

26
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Say it, don't spray it

27
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That's how the big kids play it

28
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Don't you repress it now

29
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Express yourself

30
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So if you're thinking about that number one

31
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There ain't no curin' in that urine

32
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Speak it, don't leak it

33
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Hey!

34
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Grace Peeples.

35
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- How are you?
- Baby, I'm good.

36
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Did you try Leak It?

37
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- Yeah.
- And?

38
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They loved it.

39
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Honey, you're like the Kid Whisperer. Right?

40
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Yeah. Their little hands were clapping.

41
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- You're amazing.
- Thank you.

42
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They're so lucky to have you.
Do you want a snack?

43
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You're the best, babe. No. I...

44
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What?

45
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Babe. I had plans for us this weekend.

46
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I bought a new suit.
I was gonna give you some Ebony Elegance.

47
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No. We have been through this.
This is a non-negotiable with Daddy.

48
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It's Moby Dick Day. I have to go.

49
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Okay, you know
how crazy that sounds, right?

50
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Yes. But it's the whole town.
We all get together.

51
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We recite from the novel.
We bless the fishermen. It's a whole thing.

52
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So if it's Big Dick Day, why aren't I going?
Shouldn't I be there?

53
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I didn't say it was big.

54
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So it's Little Dick Day.
You're going all the way out there for little...

55
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You have to stop. I'm telling you,
you would not like it. It's boring,

56
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-it's cold, it's...
- Grace! It's been a year.

57
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It's time I met your folks.

58
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You get that little eyebrow thing
when you're mad at me. It's very cute.

59
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- No. No. Stop.
- And it makes you very much delicious.

60
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No. I'm not making sweet precious love
to you

61
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until you share the Chocolate Kennedys.

62
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We are not the Chocolate Kennedys.

63
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I don't like it when you say that, Wade!

64
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This is about your dad.

65
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What about him?

66
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You empower him.

67
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No, I confer.

68
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I confer with him. He's a Federal judge.

69
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You're a lawyer with the United Nations.

70
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But you need a permission slip
signed by Daddy so I can be your man.

71
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- Peanuts!
- What?

72
00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:04,370
- Peanuts!
- No, no, no.

73
00:04:04,440 --> 00:04:07,011
How are you gonna use the safe word?
I can't come against the safe word.

74
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You agreed to the safe word.
"Peanuts" means end of discussion. Yes?

75
00:04:12,280 --> 00:04:13,645
But we talked...

76
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Fine. Go on. Be with your Peeples.
I got peoples, too.

77
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- Wade?
- What?

78
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I will be back before you know it.

79
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And do you know why?

80
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Because I love you.

81
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Wanna take me to the jitney?

82
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Sure.

83
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Doctor, how is Amanda?

84
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Unfortunately,
Amanda suffered quite a lot of damage.

85
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I'm gonna need to keep her
for about a week.

86
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I hate this part of my job.

87
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Here's my card. Call me if you need

88
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anything.

89
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- That's so generous of you.
- I know.

90
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Hello. Let's prep Amanda for surgery. Nurse.

91
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Don't take my baby!

92
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- Son of a...
- Fix her!

93
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Good thing you're in the hospital.

94
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What are you doing here?

95
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Just came, you know, hang out,
see what you want to do this weekend.

96
00:05:45,840 --> 00:05:49,890
Hang out? What about Grace?
Thought Saturday was the big proposal day.

97
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She's away at Sag Harbor with her family.

98
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Without you?

99
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Yeah. You know, no big deal. Whatever.

100
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So what are you supposed
to do this weekend,

101
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just sit there looking stupid
with Grandma's ring sitting in your pocket?

102
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How did you know it was in my pocket?

103
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Because it's been there
for the last three months.

104
00:06:06,960 --> 00:06:10,726
Look, I love Grace. You know I love Grace.
But this is some highly suspect shit!

105
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Why is everything about betrayal with you?

106
00:06:13,120 --> 00:06:16,727
You know what? You never got over
seeing Mom in bed with Mr. Andy.

107
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Don't talk about Mr. Andy.

108
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Okay? I had to watch my troop leader
doing very unspeakable acts

109
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while wearing my merit sash.
That's not right.

110
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Look, answer me this.
What are you supposed to do?

111
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- I don't know, man.
- All right.

112
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You're gonna postpone
your wedding proposal yet again,

113
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all for the sake of big dog Daddy.

114
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I mean, the power distribution is way off.

115
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I know! I know! I know!

116
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It's like she can't make a move
without Daddy!

117
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She puts him on some kind of pedestal.

118
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On a freaking pedestal, man.
Look, you are just as good as him.

119
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Maybe not as good,

120
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because he's a Federal judge,
and you sing songs about urine to minors,

121
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but people love you.

122
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People do love me. You're right.

123
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- Maybe I should just go out there.
- Go!

124
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- Meet the family.
- Yeah.

125
00:07:02,680 --> 00:07:05,160
- They love me. I love them.
- Black love.

126
00:07:05,240 --> 00:07:08,562
I pick the perfect time to propose
in front of Daddy and everybody.

127
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That's what's up. Okay? That sets the tone.

128
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Handle your business, big bro.

129
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That's exactly what I'm gonna do.

130
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Bro, but wait, man. Can we talk, man?

131
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You can't just bring up Mr. Andy
and then walk away. That's just...

132
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There is no merit badge
for what they were doing.

133
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Watch your step, sir. Here you go.

134
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Hey, man! Taxi!

135
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I'm trying to get to Judge Peeples' house.
Can you take me?

136
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That's a private road.
The closest you're gonna get is on that.

137
00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:06,643
Oh, God. Oh, God.

138
00:08:32,440 --> 00:08:33,441
Hello?

139
00:08:51,320 --> 00:08:52,924
What in God's name...

140
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Don't run
or present your hindquarters to the dog.

141
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You're gonna set off his instinct to mate.

142
00:09:04,400 --> 00:09:07,210
- Well, now you're having puppies.
- Get this dog!

143
00:09:10,920 --> 00:09:13,207
Please, somebody, help me! Help me!

144
00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:15,721
Just relax! He's getting to know you.

145
00:09:15,800 --> 00:09:17,211
This dog is doing it to me!

146
00:09:17,280 --> 00:09:18,441
Banneker, off!

147
00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:20,931
I told you not to run.

148
00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:23,571
Man! I was just trying to live.

149
00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:26,606
We usually have him leashed
when we're expecting visitors.

150
00:09:26,680 --> 00:09:27,761
Are you okay?

151
00:09:28,080 --> 00:09:31,846
Well, this isn't exactly how
I planned to meet you two,

152
00:09:32,680 --> 00:09:35,286
but I'm Wade.

153
00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:38,847
Hey-

154
00:09:40,240 --> 00:09:41,765
Virgil Peeples.

155
00:09:41,840 --> 00:09:43,365
Daphne Peeples.

156
00:09:43,880 --> 00:09:45,006
Can we help you?

157
00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:47,366
I'm Wade.

158
00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:51,411
Wade Walker.

159
00:09:51,480 --> 00:09:53,881
I was hoping to surprise Grace.

160
00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:55,724
You know our Gracie?

161
00:09:56,480 --> 00:09:57,481
Yeah.

162
00:09:58,040 --> 00:09:59,883
- Grace and I have been...
- Peanuts!

163
00:09:59,960 --> 00:10:03,521
Peanuts! Peanuts! Peanuts!
Peanuts! Peanuts!

164
00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:06,801
Hi.

165
00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:08,645
_H€Y-
_H€Y-

166
00:10:10,640 --> 00:10:14,361
This gentleman just washed ashore,
and he says he knows you.

167
00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:16,281
Yes.

168
00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:19,968
This is Wade Walker, everybody.

169
00:10:20,440 --> 00:10:23,171
- Guilty.
- Yeah, and he's my friend.

170
00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:25,004
How wonderful.

171
00:10:28,520 --> 00:10:30,045
And also,

172
00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:32,441
he and I,

173
00:10:32,520 --> 00:10:34,522
we see each other.

174
00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:38,049
And we are...

175
00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:41,562
We are in a relationship.

176
00:10:50,520 --> 00:10:51,806
Awkwa rd .

177
00:10:57,520 --> 00:10:59,727
- Excuse me. A relationship?
- Yeah.

178
00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:03,201
Dad, I'm sure I mentioned
I was seeing a Wade.

179
00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:05,647
- No. I don't remember that.
- Yeah.

180
00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:08,610
I don't recall a relationship or a Wade.
I'd recall that.

181
00:11:08,680 --> 00:11:12,526
Well, that's wonderful, and he's here now,
and that's all that matters.

182
00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:14,204
That is correct.

183
00:11:15,080 --> 00:11:17,003
What a surprise. Right?

184
00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:20,649
I'm Gloria, Grace's sister.

185
00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:24,406
Of course! I watch...
We watch you all the time on CNN.

186
00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:28,601
Cool. This is my friend, Meg.
She's the reason you can watch me.

187
00:11:28,680 --> 00:11:30,170
Hey, I'm the camerawoman.

188
00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:34,484
Wow. Grace has told me so much
about all of you.

189
00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:39,641
Where's Simon?

190
00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:41,171
- Simon!
- Grace...

191
00:11:41,560 --> 00:11:44,006
Additional trials
on the Cybotic helmet prove

192
00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:46,651
that instrument can
isolate thought commands,

193
00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:49,769
-such as left, right, stop, go...
- Simon!

194
00:11:49,840 --> 00:11:54,801
...but can also pick up on emotional states,
such as anger and anxiety.

195
00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:55,881
Simon!

196
00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:59,009
Will any of this help me to get laid? No.

197
00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:00,731
Just a minute!

198
00:12:02,120 --> 00:12:03,201
What?

199
00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:05,726
This is my little brother, Simon.

200
00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:08,121
- I'm 16.
- What's up, Si?

201
00:12:08,680 --> 00:12:09,761
Yeah.

202
00:12:10,760 --> 00:12:14,048
Yeah. Okay. Si. All right.

203
00:12:14,120 --> 00:12:15,167
Yeah!

204
00:12:15,240 --> 00:12:18,289
So, I guess we should get you settled.

205
00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:19,881
He's staying?

206
00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:22,327
Lastjitney's gone, Dad. Be nice.

207
00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:24,050
Well, there's several other options.

208
00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:26,521
There's a bed and breakfast
a couple of towns over.

209
00:12:26,640 --> 00:12:28,881
Yeah, I could just get a hotel.
It's no problem.

210
00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:32,487
No, no, no. That's ridiculous.

211
00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:41,326
Simon will come down to get your bags
to take you over to the guesthouse.

212
00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:43,129
Because that's where you're staying.

213
00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:46,007
Grace knows good and well
she didn't tell me about this.

214
00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:48,325
Honey, she can hear you.

215
00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:51,041
Okay, let's see how you like it.

216
00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:54,765
Okay, very good. Good. Yup.

217
00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:01,241
Come on!

218
00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:05,961
- Wow!
- Yeah.

219
00:13:06,040 --> 00:13:08,088
- That was interesting.
- What?

220
00:13:08,160 --> 00:13:09,969
- They have no idea who I am.
- Who?

221
00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:11,041
Grace!

222
00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:13,248
Your mama, your daddy,
your sister, your dog.

223
00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:16,366
Hey!

224
00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:18,244
- What's up?
- Hey, Si.

225
00:13:18,320 --> 00:13:19,685
It's a pleasure, man.

226
00:13:20,520 --> 00:13:21,567
I'll get this for you.

227
00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:24,325
That's a grown sexy watch right there.

228
00:13:25,280 --> 00:13:26,486
Nice.

229
00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:27,846
You know.

230
00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:29,681
Thank you, Simon.

231
00:13:29,760 --> 00:13:31,808
Yeah, whatever. It's "Si."

232
00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:35,121
It's pretty obvious to me
your father does not want me here,

233
00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:37,407
-which messes up my whole plan.
- What plan?

234
00:13:37,640 --> 00:13:39,369
- What?
- Never mind. Come here.

235
00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:41,204
No, baby, look...

236
00:13:42,800 --> 00:13:43,847
Maybe I should just go.

237
00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:47,129
No, no. You can't go.
If you go, you'll forever be Wade the Quitter.

238
00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:49,043
It's fine. We can do this. We're a team.

239
00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:54,327
Why are you acting like we're on
some commando mission or something?

240
00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:55,811
This is just me meeting your family.

241
00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:59,566
I know. Look, I'm sorry.
I just want you to be comfortable.

242
00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:02,803
Comfortable?
You said this was a weekend beach house.

243
00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:03,927
It is.

244
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:07,641
Listen to me, okay?
These are some tips for dealing with Daddy.

245
00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:08,801
Number one.

246
00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:12,202
Don't assume every question is hostile.
Although most probably are.

247
00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:16,963
Number two. If he touches
on a subject that is uncomfortable,

248
00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:19,247
don't look away. Stay engaged.

249
00:14:19,320 --> 00:14:22,164
Look him dead in his eye.
Just tell him exactly what he wants to hear.

250
00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:23,890
- Are you serious right now?
- Yes.

251
00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:26,440
- You know I believe in honesty.
- I do, too.

252
00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:28,329
Honey, all I'm saying is,

253
00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:32,610
think about maybe what he might
want you to say, and then say that.

254
00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:35,840
You're gonna be great.

255
00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:50,726
Thank you.

256
00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:52,370
You're welcome.

257
00:14:52,440 --> 00:14:54,727
Let me get that for you, Mr. Peeples.

258
00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:56,086
Judge.

259
00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:03,524
- You have a beautiful home.
- Thank you.

260
00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:05,210
So, you live in the city, Wade?

261
00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:07,407
Yes.

262
00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:08,811
Near Gracie's new place?

263
00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:11,531
Yeah. Very close. Very close.

264
00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:12,886
Excellent.

265
00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:14,450
You know, we were just there...

266
00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:16,966
When was it, Virgil? Last month?

267
00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:18,201
Really?

268
00:15:18,280 --> 00:15:21,090
Yeah. I think you were in class or...

269
00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:25,370
Good for you.
You know, I say never ever stop learning.

270
00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:29,004
My dream is to earn a doctorate
in child psychology.

271
00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:30,730
So you have a master's degree?

272
00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:32,321
No, no.

273
00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:36,689
I play music at kids' parties,
and I kind of fell into giving them advice.

274
00:15:36,920 --> 00:15:40,481
Wade uses music
to help kids express themselves.

275
00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:45,248
He helps them solve emotional problems.
It's really amazing work.

276
00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:47,243
So you're not even licensed?

277
00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:52,170
No. That's why
I call it "kounseling" with a

278
00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:55,250
Because the "K" looks different.

279
00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:59,723
That's wonderful!
Wade, I'd love to hear one of your songs.

280
00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:01,727
No.

281
00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:04,565
Mom, no, he just got here. So don't...

282
00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:08,201
I'm sure he can handle it.
And I say "kan" with a

283
00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:11,250
Good one, Mr. Peeples.

284
00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:12,321
Judge.

285
00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:14,529
Come on, Wade. Impress us.

286
00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:18,530
All right. Okay.

287
00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:23,487
This is a little something. It's not my best,

288
00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:28,201
but it's a song about teaching kids
to express themselves

289
00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:31,489
rather than urinate on stuff.

290
00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:34,051
Sounds timeless.

291
00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:37,886
Speak it, don't leak it

292
00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:42,930
Don't keep your feelings secret

293
00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:46,923
Say it, don't spray it

294
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:50,083
You get it?
Because you say it instead of spraying it.

295
00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:51,650
You talk instead of urinating.

296
00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:54,645
That's how the big kids play it

297
00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:58,725
Don't repress it, express it

298
00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:02,329
It ain't no crime to confess it

299
00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:03,845
You're a judge. You know it ain't no crime.

300
00:17:04,360 --> 00:17:07,728
And if you're thinking of that number one

301
00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:10,963
There ain't no curin' in that urine

302
00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:13,368
Speak it, don't leak it

303
00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:15,920
And that's it, just a little of that.

304
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,161
It's really catchy.

305
00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:21,208
Yo, yo, yo.
You want to pop this bottle of bub?

306
00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:24,204
That is not "bub,"
and what are you doing with that?

307
00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:25,801
It's Wade's.

308
00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:27,086
You went through his stuff?

309
00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:28,810
Chill, Godzilla. The bag was open.

310
00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:30,962
It's quite all right. It's actually...

311
00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:32,326
If I may.

312
00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:38,007
I brought this for Daphne. It's a thank you
for welcoming me into your home.

313
00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:40,686
Wade, you shouldn't have.

314
00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:45,965
Oh, my God. It's a '96 Chéteau d'Yquem.

315
00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:50,326
That was a good year.
That was a very good year.

316
00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:52,401
I'm so glad you like it.

317
00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:54,887
I'm sorry, Mom. He doesn't know.

318
00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:56,566
Doesn't know what?

319
00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:57,971
She's in AA.

320
00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:01,806
Why didn't you tell me?

321
00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:04,285
I'll take that, honey.

322
00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:06,489
I got it. I got it. I got it.

323
00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:07,607
Right.

324
00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:09,246
Okay.

325
00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:11,641
The kids can have it with dinner.
It will be divine.

326
00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:13,326
Speaking of dinner,

327
00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:15,562
-it's time to pick up the lobsters.
- Yes.

328
00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:16,971
I've got the bikes all ready.

329
00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:19,247
Unfortunately, Wade,
we do not have a spare,

330
00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:21,368
so you can stay here and clean my dinghy.

331
00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:24,683
No, no. Honey, take my trike.

332
00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:28,251
I'm gonna do a little gardening.

333
00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:31,927
- Gracie, help your father at the market.
- Of course.

334
00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:34,610
Bringing alcohol up in my house.

335
00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:35,920
He doesn't know us like that.

336
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,206
- You hid my stuff?
- No.

337
00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:38,520
- When they came, you hid it?
- No!

338
00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:40,967
I was wondering, because I got there,
and nothing was in its place.

339
00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:42,280
I was just organizing it.

340
00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:44,681
- You organized it right out of sight.
- Let's go to the market.

341
00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:46,171
Let's go. Let's go to the market.

342
00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:47,924
Let's go, Peeples!

343
00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:52,810
Think they got fresh lobsters in today.

344
00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:54,211
I hope so.

345
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,770
You know, I noticed it looked like rain
on my way in here.

346
00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:02,291
What?

347
00:19:02,360 --> 00:19:03,850
We don't say that.

348
00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:06,400
It's sort of a familyjinx thing.

349
00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:10,929
We never say it's going to "you know,"
because then it definitely will.

350
00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:14,364
Sorry. It doesn't look like rain. I take it back.

351
00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:17,251
You can't take it back, Wade,
because it's already out there.

352
00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:18,446
Raincoats, everyone.

353
00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:21,364
No, no, no. I take it back.

354
00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:25,729
I stand by my reverse of the curse.
All right? It's not gonna rain.

355
00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:30,971
Rain-jinxed the whole weekend.

356
00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:52,565
These are beautiful. Put them on ice for me.

357
00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:56,723
You getting some dessert for us?

358
00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:58,405
Why not?

359
00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:08,209
Grace Peeples!

360
00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:11,289
- In the house!
- Skip.

361
00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:12,521
Hi.

362
00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:14,284
- How are you?
- I'm fantastic.

363
00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:16,607
- Wow.
- This is my boyfriend, Wade Walker.

364
00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:18,091
- Skip Snyder.
- Nice to meet you.

365
00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:19,806
Grace?

366
00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:22,121
Yeah. Will I see you at Moby Dick Day?

367
00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:23,480
- Wouldn't miss it.
- Okay. Good.

368
00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:25,085
I'll be right back, Wade.

369
00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:27,000
You a friend of Virgil Peeples?

370
00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:28,610
No. We dated.

371
00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:30,646
You dated Virgil Peeples?

372
00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:31,846
No, of course not.

373
00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:34,810
I was like,
"I didn't know you got down like that."

374
00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:37,082
I dated Grace. She was incredible.

375
00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:39,288
So passionate.

376
00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:41,443
Really hurt so good!

377
00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:43,646
Virgil Peeples' daughter Grace?

378
00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:45,922
Yeah. Little chocolate drop right over there.

379
00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:48,530
Hey! Martin!

380
00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:54,641
Hello.

381
00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:56,966
Chump.

382
00:20:57,040 --> 00:20:59,646
I took Grace from him,
and he's still sour-graping.

383
00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:05,087
You're a lucky man. Lord have mercy!

384
00:21:05,360 --> 00:21:06,805
I used to...

385
00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:14,605
You're blessed.

386
00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:21,367
Bananas?

387
00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:23,010
Is it ripe enough for you?

388
00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:25,327
Okay.

389
00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:35,371
Will I see you tonight?

390
00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:37,606
I'll be there.

391
00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:39,205
And you're sure Daphne doesn't know?

392
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:41,251
Doesn't have a clue.

393
00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:43,010
Could be fun to include her.

394
00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:44,411
You're kidding, right?

395
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,685
You have to ease her into it, Virgil.

396
00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:50,650
Let's just keep this between me and you.

397
00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:52,210
Don't be such a tight-ass.

398
00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:57,724
I'll see you tonight.

399
00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:07,806
$206.19.

400
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:12,168
Oh, shit.

401
00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:15,121
I don't have any money.

402
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:16,565
What's the holdup?

403
00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:18,324
He doesn't have any money, Mrs. Davis.

404
00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:21,369
He doesn't have any money!

405
00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:25,522
How sad.
The colored boy doesn't have any money.

406
00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:29,369
I know Where's the Beef
didn'tjust call me "a colored boy."

407
00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:36,444
That's a lot of walk-around money.
You've probably got Oprah dollars.

408
00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:39,490
- Keep the change, Wade.
-It's not that I don't have money.

409
00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:42,450
It's misplaced right now.
I don't know what happened to it.

410
00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:46,241
It's probably on the...
I could have left my wallet on the jitney.

411
00:22:47,360 --> 00:22:48,885
Damn.

412
00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:52,123
Well, they won't help themselves.

413
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:56,929
- Hey, babe.
- Hey.

414
00:22:57,600 --> 00:23:00,001
So, Skip was interesting.

415
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:02,321
Yeah. He's great, isn't he?

416
00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:03,930
So great.

417
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:06,523
- He said the craziest thing, though.
- What's that?

418
00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:08,489
He said that y'all two used to date.

419
00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:09,641
Yeah. That's right.

420
00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:11,324
- For real?
- Yeah.

421
00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:14,602
Don't you think you should have
said something to me?

422
00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:17,809
What... Do I know about
every single woman that you've dated?

423
00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:19,166
- No, you don't.
- Okay.

424
00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:22,130
But if I had dated Harriet Tubman,
I probably would have said something.

425
00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:24,289
If I was texting Madam C.J. Walker.

426
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:26,888
- Wade...
- Or Shirley Chisholm.

427
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,445
- So this is about age?
- Yeah.

428
00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:35,010
He is a brilliant doctor.

429
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:37,606
I'm sure he is. He probably gave
Adam and Eve their first physicals.

430
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:42,368
Wow! An ageist.
I thought you were more mature than that.

431
00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:43,891
- I should be more mature?
- Yeah.

432
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:45,405
Like Martin?

433
00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:47,011
Who told you about Martin?

434
00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:50,880
I met Uncle Ben and Bojangles up in there

435
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:53,486
at the National Black History Month Caucus.

436
00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:55,566
It was all up in there.

437
00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:59,042
All your little grandpa exes
came dancing up out of the crypt.

438
00:23:59,120 --> 00:24:01,122
- Enough.
- Like Thriller.

439
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:17,607
Got me on this damn bike
like I'm three years old.

440
00:24:19,120 --> 00:24:21,043
Who else you go out with, Grace?

441
00:24:21,120 --> 00:24:24,442
- Benjamin Banneker? W.E.B. Du Bois?
- Okay, Wade.

442
00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:27,808
George Washington Carver?
You and Booker T. was a thing?

443
00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:29,882
"Let my people Q0"

444
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:31,041
Okay.

445
00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:33,361
Run, chickens, run!

446
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:37,291
Hey, what does that mean?

447
00:24:37,360 --> 00:24:39,488
It's a thing that we've done
since we were kids.

448
00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:42,609
Dad says, "Run, chickens, run,"
and the first one to get home wins.

449
00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:43,966
Wins what?

450
00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:46,884
Just wins, babe. That's the point with Dad.

451
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:49,042
You should try to win.

452
00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:51,441
- Daddy likes a winner?
- Go! Go!

453
00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:53,127
- Do it!
- I'm gone!

454
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:54,406
Get him, babe!

455
00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:57,131
- Watch out.
- See y'all!

456
00:24:57,200 --> 00:24:58,690
Trying to impress Virgil.

457
00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:00,250
Aren't we all?

458
00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:07,043
6°, 9°. 90. babe!

459
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:12,041
I'll get you now, Mr. Peeples!

460
00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:20,730
Hey, hey, yeah.

461
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:47,251
Do you have a mop?

462
00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:02,091
Here's your tea.

463
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:04,128
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

464
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:07,363
Did I really cause the rain?

465
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:09,761
Don't worry about it. It's clearing up.

466
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:17,329
Wow. That's quite a headpiece.

467
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:18,845
Let me ask you, did you get that directly

468
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:20,365
from outer space
or was there a middle man?

469
00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:21,726
A Martian broker?

470
00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:27,287
Come on, now. it was the '70s.
Bowie was to blame for those outfits.

471
00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:28,970
Bowie, okay.

472
00:26:32,360 --> 00:26:33,521
Are you Lady Divine?

473
00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:36,326
You heard of me? As young as you are?

474
00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:40,405
Heard of you? So Gone Sucka
was my mama's break-up anthem.

475
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:43,324
Every time I heard that,
I knew somebody was getting the ax.

476
00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:45,243
Stop. I love that.

477
00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:49,803
And y'all... You ladies were...

478
00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:51,207
What?

479
00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:53,726
- Y'all were kind of nasty.
- No.

480
00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:56,491
That song Turn You On, shoot.

481
00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:59,769
I'm gonna give you some!

482
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:05,001
I'm loving your vibe!

483
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:07,243
You know the words?

484
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:10,130
Yes, yes. Oh, wow.

485
00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:12,326
Do you miss it?

486
00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:16,721
I don't know. It was a million years ago.

487
00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:20,523
But it's such a big part of who you are.

488
00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:23,001
Yeah. Well, I guess you're right.

489
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:28,122
You know, I never would have guessed
that my first album was my last,

490
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:30,043
because singing was everything to me.

491
00:27:30,120 --> 00:27:33,044
But with the kids and Virgil's career,

492
00:27:33,120 --> 00:27:36,249
it just became too much to balance,
you know?

493
00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:39,766
But that's cool. That's life.

494
00:27:42,360 --> 00:27:45,603
Oh, my God. Is this Virgil?

495
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:47,330
With his fine self.

496
00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:53,281
He put himself through law school
playing clubs.

497
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:55,368
No, like Ashford & Simpson?

498
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:57,522
Look here. Look at my little Gracie.

499
00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:00,084
She looks different.

500
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:03,160
Yeah. That was before she got the boobies.

501
00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:04,566
She what?

502
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:06,126
You know.

503
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:11,890
You didn't know?

504
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:17,926
Baby, now I don't mean
to get up in your business,

505
00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:20,646
but how did you not know?

506
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:23,402
I mean, you don't... She doesn't...

507
00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:25,642
Yes, yes, I just... I don't...

508
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:28,561
I don't know how I missed that.

509
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:31,645
Yeah. I don't either.

510
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:37,686
You know, all the women in my family
are quite buxom.

511
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:41,446
And Gloria over there,
she got the family heirlooms, so to speak,

512
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:44,205
and all the male attention
when they were growing up.

513
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:48,764
Poor Grace. Her being so competitive,
she couldn't accept it.

514
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:51,728
So a couple of summers ago...

515
00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:54,371
Okay, you two. Dinner's ready.

516
00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:59,401
- What?
- Nothing.

517
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:03,128
Mom, you look great in that blouse.

518
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:04,964
Thanks, honey.

519
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:13,040
From where?

520
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:16,281
I'm sorry, Wade.
I forgot to set a place for you.

521
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:17,561
Thank you.

522
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:22,324
Everything seems so pretty.

523
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:26,485
Enjoying the spread set before you, Wade?

524
00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:30,770
Wade, you are in for a treat.
Virgil has made his lobster risotto.

525
00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:33,411
- Love Daddy's lobster risotto.
- Daddy's best dish.

526
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:36,131
You're a chef, huh? it looks incredible.

527
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:37,247
Thank you.

528
00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:40,927
I took up cooking and a couple
of other hobbies to blow off steam.

529
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:44,129
We had a real scare with Virgil last spring.

530
00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:45,970
- What happened?
- Heart attack.

531
00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:47,241
No.

532
00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:50,290
The only thing I thought about on that table
was my family.

533
00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:55,005
And when I opened my eyes,
there she was, my little angel.

534
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:56,525
- I love you, Grace.
- I love you, Dad.

535
00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:59,251
Sorry I was embedded in Iraq last year.

536
00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:01,641
I suppose the world could have waited
for those reports.

537
00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:04,564
I love all my children.
Daddy has no favorites.

538
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:10,250
You know, in my family at dinnertime,

539
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:12,482
we like to go around the room

540
00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:15,245
and say something we love
about each person.

541
00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:18,608
Wade, that's a beautiful idea. I'll start.

542
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:20,605
With Simon.

543
00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:24,169
My sweet little Simon.

544
00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:28,162
You know what I love?
The way you always look out for others.

545
00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:32,320
Whenever someone has lost their purse
or their credit card,

546
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:35,210
you always seem to be the one to find it.

547
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:37,845
I love you.

548
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:39,606
I love you, too.

549
00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:41,409
That was wonderful, Daphne.

550
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:43,005
- Thank you.
- Your turn, Si.

551
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:46,323
Well, I guess Wade.

552
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:50,561
I appreciate how you sensed my swag.

553
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:52,961
When you came in, you called me "Si."

554
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:55,489
- Thanks, man.
- Yeah.

555
00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:59,482
It's interesting, because Virgil knew
I was gonna grow up to be a black man.

556
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:01,324
The odds were pretty strong at birth.

557
00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:04,085
But somehow he managed
to name me Simon.

558
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:06,448
Simon Latimer Peeples.

559
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:10,127
Lewis Latimer was a black man who helped
Thomas Edison invent the lightbulb.

560
00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:14,401
That's true. But you can't use that
up in the club, you know.

561
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:16,890
- Yes!
- What club?

562
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:21,163
You know, dance club.

563
00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:22,321
No, I don't know.

564
00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:25,242
Well, the point is
you can just call me Si now.

565
00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:27,602
Okay? Si. Everybody get that?

566
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:29,728
All right. They got it, buddy. Si.

567
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:31,604
I'd like to do Gloria.

568
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:35,570
Wade, I'm glad you asked this.
I actually have something prepared.

569
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:42,081
Gloria!

570
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:49,485
- Marvelous voice, Meg.
- Thank you, Judge.

571
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:53,727
Gloria, Gloria, Gloria.

572
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:57,562
Gloria, I love it
when we've had a long day on location,

573
00:31:57,640 --> 00:31:59,881
and we decide
to have a nice dinner situation,

574
00:31:59,960 --> 00:32:01,803
and before I see you,

575
00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:05,889
I smell that perfume.

576
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:08,449
- The one from Morocco.
- Thank you. That's enough.

577
00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:09,965
- Back to you, Dad.
- Not done.

578
00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:14,011
And then you walk across the hotel lobby
wearing that burgundy dress,

579
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:15,286
the one with the back out.

580
00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:18,045
Blow that back out! Back out.

581
00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:20,521
And I can just barely see
where the curve of your form...

582
00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:23,524
Dad's risotto is getting cold.
We should probably just dig in...

583
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:24,761
No, no. Continue, Meg.

584
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:28,001
Dad?

585
00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:30,483
I'm sorry. Let's eat.

586
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:33,011
<i>If I may?</i>

587
00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:37,083
I just want to say how thankful I am

588
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:42,041
to be here with you right now
at this time in my life,

589
00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:44,605
with Grace.

590
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:49,004
You raised a remarkable woman,
and I learn from her every single day.

591
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:51,524
One of the things I learned is that

592
00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:55,605
no matter what,
the universe provides all you need.

593
00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:57,604
I think this is the perfect time.

594
00:32:58,360 --> 00:33:01,807
Wade, you certainly are a man
who believes in the universe providing.

595
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:03,609
- Like today in the market.
- Say what?

596
00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:05,170
What happened at the market?

597
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:06,526
Well, Wade didn't have any money.

598
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:11,169
But he had the faith to stand in line
with only lint in his pockets.

599
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:13,322
Then I came along, and I paid.

600
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:16,324
So I guess that makes me the universe.
Right, Wade?

601
00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:19,601
- Honorable Peeples...
- Judge.

602
00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:23,321
What had happened was, see, I was there,
and I didn't have my wallet.

603
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:24,811
Matter of fact,
if you came two seconds earlier,

604
00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:26,803
you'd see me, I'm like,
"Where did my wallet go?"

605
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:28,962
I don't know what happened to it,
but I was looking for it.

606
00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:31,327
I don't know. Maybe Si can help me find it.

607
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:33,004
What? Why are you flipping on me?

608
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:34,491
- I thought we were cool.
- I'm not flipping on you.

609
00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:36,562
- You trying to say I stole your wallet?
- No. Daphne said that...

610
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:37,880
No, bro, you don't know me like that,
all right?

611
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:39,962
- You can get that "clack clack" all day.
-It's "click clack."

612
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:41,570
- Simon.
-It's Si!

613
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:44,246
You know, I got a perfect score
on my math SAT! it was perfect.

614
00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:46,687
Perfect? I got like a 250. He's pretty smart.

615
00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:48,410
But the essay...

616
00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:51,965
Who do I have to be now?
Lewis Latimer and Langston Hughes?

617
00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:54,930
I got cred in the streets of Sag Harbor, Dad!
Don't test me!

618
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:58,766
Am I asking for too much? I had to be
Thurgood Marshall and John Coltrane.

619
00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:00,968
And I'm about to be Muhammad Ali
up in here!

620
00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:02,883
I break stuff, I go so hard.

621
00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:04,806
Dad, Mom, it's out of control.

622
00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:08,248
Well, honey, what can I say?
He's my change of life baby.

623
00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:11,090
I'm so exhausted.

624
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:14,490
Well, your little exercise
really brought the family together.

625
00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:15,925
Thank you, Wade.

626
00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:23,245
All right.

627
00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:32,123
As pleasant as this has all been,
I really should get going.

628
00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:33,645
No!

629
00:34:33,720 --> 00:34:37,520
Daddy picked his saxophone back up.
He's playing at The Lusty Sea Hag.

630
00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:38,886
Well, we should all go.

631
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:43,045
No, no, no. A Peeples never shows
his hand to family until it's perfect.

632
00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:44,565
You don't have to be perfect for family.

633
00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:45,641
- Yes, you do.
- Yes, you do.

634
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:49,566
All right, good night.

635
00:34:49,640 --> 00:34:50,801
Good night, Daddy.

636
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:52,803
- Good night, Grace.
- Good night, Mr. Peeples.

637
00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:54,725
Good night, Wade.

638
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:58,491
You know, I think I'm gonna turn in.

639
00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:00,164
Me, too. If I can.

640
00:35:00,240 --> 00:35:02,402
Mom, Wade has insomnia.

641
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:06,729
I know just the thing. Daughter.

642
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:09,644
Told you. Mom's into alternative medicine.

643
00:35:09,720 --> 00:35:12,291
Now, you are gonna love this.

644
00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:14,963
And I think I'm gonna join you.

645
00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:17,482
- Here you go.
- You be a lifesaver.

646
00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:18,607
Cheers.

647
00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:20,891
It's all natural.

648
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:23,850
Everything I need
is out in that garden out there.

649
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:27,684
This will take the edge off.

650
00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:29,206
You know what? It smells like it's...

651
00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:34,571
No, I put together a very, very
herbaceous mix.

652
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:37,361
Sleep tight.

653
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:40,729
- Got it, little girl?
- Yup.

654
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:42,006
- Good night, baby.
- Good night.

655
00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:51,287
Grace's dad is a little hard to connect with,
but we'll figure it out.

656
00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:53,169
I'm just trying
to find the right time to propose.

657
00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:57,047
- Well, you know, just relax.
- I'm relaxed.

658
00:35:57,120 --> 00:35:58,884
Grace's mom gave me something.

659
00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:01,440
- Smells like weed.
- Really?

660
00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:04,251
Good stuff? Rich people stuff?

661
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:06,607
Ma Dukes was on the Soul Train.

662
00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:09,126
Look, just talk to Dad one-on-one.

663
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:11,089
He went to this club to play music.

664
00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:12,525
That's perfect.

665
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:15,729
Just go over there, listen to some music,
have a couple of drinks, talk.

666
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:17,802
Like, you know, just two guys.

667
00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:22,283
You're right. We've got common ground.
We both love Grace.

668
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:25,204
- I could show him the ring.
- There you go.

669
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:28,807
He'll see how serious I am. Perfect!

670
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:31,323
Also find out
how the other women look there.

671
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:33,323
Rich and fine like Grace, or rich and husky,

672
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:36,722
like they sit on pillows
eating turkey legs all day.

673
00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:38,046
Hello?

674
00:36:57,920 --> 00:36:59,684
Here you go, Smokey.

675
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:02,366
Hey, when does Virgil Peeples go on?

676
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:04,363
- Judge Peeples?
- Yeah.

677
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:07,444
He's a judge,
so why would he be playing here?

678
00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:11,444
I just thought...

679
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:43,404
- Excuse me.
- Oh, God.

680
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:45,130
What are you doing here?

681
00:37:45,240 --> 00:37:46,480
Nothing.

682
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:48,483
This is a private beach.

683
00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:49,800
My fault. Okay.

684
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:53,928
You'd be a damn good humpback.

685
00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:58,881
I could use a partner like you
in the three-legged race.

686
00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:01,327
Is that why they call this Sag Harbor?

687
00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:03,969
Here comes the judge!

688
00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:07,005
Party time!

689
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,764
Court is in session!

690
00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:26,006
And I'm free! Yes.

691
00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:29,645
I'm coming!

692
00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:33,365
All right! The gavel's coming down!

693
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:39,443
God dang! Why I gotta see his balls?

694
00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:43,889
Get that out of your head!
Get the man's balls out of your head, Wade!

695
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:49,406
Pay UP-

696
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:52,522
Did you see that shot?

697
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:54,649
Thank you very much.

698
00:38:54,720 --> 00:38:55,881
Hey, Wade.

699
00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:57,727
Hey-

700
00:38:57,800 --> 00:39:00,804
You want next?
I've already taken all Meg's money.

701
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:02,689
Come on in, Wade. It's your break.

702
00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:07,641
You know, I think I'm just gonna go
to the guesthouse and get some sleep.

703
00:39:07,720 --> 00:39:10,849
- Where you coming from?
- Getting some air.

704
00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:13,571
You saw us at the market today, didn't you?

705
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:20,289
Can we ever really trust what I see?
I mean, really? No.

706
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:23,330
So, Gloria is supposed to
come out to her family this weekend,

707
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:24,765
but she's scared of Virgil.

708
00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:26,848
So you seeing us is a problem.

709
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:31,323
I'm not scared, okay? I'm waiting
for the right time. There is a difference.

710
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:35,485
Please, Gloria. What's the big deal?
Everybody's gay. Ellen's gay.

711
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:39,088
Ellen has an entire network of people
who love her.

712
00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:41,527
The Virgil Peeples Network is a lot different.

713
00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:44,285
Virgil might be more open-minded
than you think.

714
00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:47,370
Well, once I'm sure
that this isn't some phase,

715
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:50,808
that I'm actually gay, then I'll come out.
Not before.

716
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:55,568
Okay. You know what?
You're a therapist, Wade. Talk to her.

717
00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:59,810
I just... I'm not technically a therapist.

718
00:39:59,880 --> 00:40:04,044
I teach children
about not peeing on their parents'...

719
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:05,884
Wade, talk to her.

720
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:08,889
When you are having

721
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:12,443
sex with someone,

722
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:14,921
is that person of the same sex?

723
00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:19,569
- Yes.
- Ding.

724
00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:22,803
When was the last time
you met a person of the opposite sex

725
00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:24,405
and wanted to have sex with that person?

726
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:25,845
Let me think.

727
00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:30,244
Maybe their cologne
or whatever turns you on.

728
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:34,482
Their nice manly chest muscles.

729
00:40:35,240 --> 00:40:36,287
Penis.

730
00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:39,642
Never. Get to the part
where you tell her she's gay, Wade.

731
00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:42,002
Sexuality can be very ambiguous.

732
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:44,926
Many times, no one category can...

733
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:46,331
Dude, just tell her.

734
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:48,842
- You're 93V-
- Ding.

735
00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:10,367
Thank God. I was worried.

736
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:14,001
What are you wearing?

737
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:18,442
My Lincoln Prep uniform. Like it?

738
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:21,121
- I found it in the attic.
-It's cute.

739
00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:25,330
You could pretend to be more excited.

740
00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:27,681
I'm sorry, baby.

741
00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:30,283
- What's wrong?
- Nothing.

742
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:34,524
Just went for a walk. I saw some things.

743
00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:37,288
Then I was over at the house

744
00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:42,369
talking to Meg and Gloria
about their "situation."

745
00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:44,490
What situation?

746
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:46,210
You know.

747
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:48,567
You never thought they were...

748
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:52,001
Oh, no, no.

749
00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:56,642
Honey, they've been besties
since rugby at Smith.

750
00:41:56,720 --> 00:41:57,960
- Rugby?
- Yeah.

751
00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:02,247
Honey, hey. Whoa. Okay. Honey, listen.

752
00:42:03,640 --> 00:42:09,204
I know that we kind of got started
in a rough way today, right?

753
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:12,486
But I want to make an effort
to not go to bed angry

754
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:15,769
because you said that
we're never allowed to go to bed angry.

755
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:16,841
I'm not angry.

756
00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:21,960
No, but maybe you should be
because I've been a really bad girl.

757
00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:25,684
- Grace.
- What? No.

758
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:27,524
What is it?

759
00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:29,284
Don't I always tell you how sexy you are?

760
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:30,481
All the time.

761
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:33,211
So why didn't you tell me about those?

762
00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:35,642
About my breasts? What about them?

763
00:42:35,720 --> 00:42:39,281
I know about them.
I know there was some work done.

764
00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:42,929
You just mentioned nothing
all them nights I was...

765
00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:45,849
Honey, you thought that these were...

766
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:49,208
That is incredible. I've got to tell Skip.

767
00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:50,930
Why you gotta bring Grandpa into this?

768
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:53,446
That was how I met him,
because he was my surgeon.

769
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:55,770
Okay.

770
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:57,285
You know what, it's been a long day.

771
00:42:57,360 --> 00:42:58,805
We're lying to your family
about living together.

772
00:42:58,880 --> 00:42:59,961
We're not lying. Exactly.

773
00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:03,089
We are. And you know what?
They're lying to each other.

774
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:04,321
What are you talking about?

775
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:07,051
I'm saying I'm the man in your life.

776
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:09,885
All right, we shouldn't have to lie
to your family about living together.

777
00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:11,849
I ain't afraid of Judge Peeples.

778
00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:14,768
You are right.

779
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:18,848
And that is why
I wanted to get dressed up for you.

780
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:24,923
And I want to say
that I'm really glad you came.

781
00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:31,687
And it's really perfect
having you here with my family.

782
00:43:33,240 --> 00:43:34,844
- Really?
- Yeah.

783
00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:38,281
I was wrong.

784
00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:42,807
That means I've been a bad girl.

785
00:43:43,720 --> 00:43:47,202
That you should punish me,
Principal Walker.

786
00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:52,003
Yeah. I have been a bad girl. Yeah.

787
00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:54,125
You have been a real bad girl.

788
00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:57,725
You earned yourself a big,

789
00:43:58,600 --> 00:43:59,681
fat

790
00:44:00,520 --> 00:44:01,760
D!

791
00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:16,168
Who's your daddy, girl?

792
00:44:16,240 --> 00:44:17,844
Who's your daddy?

793
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:25,641
- Who's your daddy?
- You are!

794
00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:27,925
Wade!

795
00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:30,884
You're crazy!

796
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:32,246
Bad girl!

797
00:44:33,720 --> 00:44:35,051
Not my baby, Grace.

798
00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:37,687
Gracie, Gracie, Gracie...

799
00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:49,041
Have a good night?

800
00:44:49,240 --> 00:44:51,766
Good. Yeah, it was good. You?

801
00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:53,330
Mine was great.

802
00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:57,883
I played at The Lusty Sea Hag,
as I usually do, for 45 minutes,

803
00:44:57,960 --> 00:45:00,850
then I came right home,
and I was out like a light.

804
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:04,570
Help yourself to breakfast.

805
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:06,770
Drawers on the Floor, take one.

806
00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:27,401
I know, you know
Girl, I know you wanna

807
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:32,481
Exciting news! The Montauk Indians
are gonna use my sage,

808
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:34,801
which is quite legendary,

809
00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:38,327
for the sweat lodge ceremony tonight.

810
00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:39,845
That's great news!

811
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:40,921
The sweat lodge?

812
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:45,722
It's a ceremony the Montauks offer
every year to contribute to Moby Dick Day.

813
00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:49,361
A time for men to test their manhood.
A battle of the wills.

814
00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:51,329
Virgil goes every year.

815
00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:54,165
Can't nobody sweat longer than my Virgil.

816
00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:57,485
- You're my champion.
- I do always win.

817
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:02,365
Manhood rites of passage are important.

818
00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:07,002
Especially in the post-industrial age
when power dynamics can be confusing.

819
00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:10,762
That's just a little something
I picked up in sociology class.

820
00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:13,081
- Very true, babe.
- All right, now.

821
00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:18,087
Right. Like sometimes it's hard to tell
who's the teacher and who's the student.

822
00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:20,846
Right, Grace Lorraine Peeples?

823
00:46:24,120 --> 00:46:25,929
Do you know of somewhere
I could check my e-mail?

824
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:29,482
Yeah, Simon's room,
first door on the right upstairs.

825
00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:31,881
- Got to check my e-mail.
- Yeah, sure.

826
00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:35,328
- Tell him we leave for Nana's in 10.
- Okay.

827
00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:40,721
You want me to smell your mushroom?

828
00:46:42,240 --> 00:46:44,163
- Your mushroom smells good!
- Good!

829
00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:55,321
Girl, you're all talk
ever since we've been datin'

830
00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:57,801
<i>VVastin ' my time, doin ' nothin ' but waitin '</i>

831
00:46:57,880 --> 00:47:00,804
You better check the real talk
when we're conversatin'

832
00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:03,764
And read my lips, no more anticipatin'

833
00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:10,445
Yeah, what's a brother gotta do?

834
00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:13,842
What's a brother gotta
What's a brother gotta do?

835
00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:19,604
I know, you know
Girl, I know you wanna

836
00:47:19,680 --> 00:47:22,126
Got it goin' on from your bottom to your top

837
00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:24,726
And when I get with it
I don't wanna talk shop

838
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:27,451
So make it real clear
Let me fly it non-stop

839
00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:30,490
I like the way you jiggle
in your tight tank top

840
00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:34,451
Yeah, what's a brother gotta do?

841
00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:37,126
Girl, what's a brother gotta do?

842
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:42,001
What's a brother gotta
What's a brother gotta do?

843
00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:46,290
I know, you know
Girl, I know you wanna...

844
00:48:04,680 --> 00:48:06,091
Hey, Gracie.

845
00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:13,251
Guilty!

846
00:48:54,240 --> 00:48:57,244
Hey, baby, wanna jump in my game?

847
00:48:57,320 --> 00:49:01,211
Odds are you'll never be the same

848
00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:04,250
When I lay down what you been missin'

849
00:49:04,320 --> 00:49:07,881
No man Iivin' got a hope of resistin'

850
00:49:07,960 --> 00:49:11,328
Don't need your soul
Don't want your mind

851
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:14,449
Just make me feel it
when you bump and grind

852
00:49:15,080 --> 00:49:16,923
<i>Come on, come on, come on</i>

853
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:18,445
I know you're ready for some

854
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:20,488
Oh, yeah, baby

855
00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:22,841
I'm talkin' 'bout

856
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:27,083
I'm gonna give you some

857
00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:30,243
All over your body
Tonight's the night

858
00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:32,681
You're gonna feel my heat, boy

859
00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:35,491
I got the moves
to knock you off your feet, boy

860
00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:36,925
Enjoying yourself?

861
00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:41,164
Oh, my God! You scared me.

862
00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:43,281
I couldn't resist.

863
00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:44,964
You like wearing women's clothes?

864
00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:46,724
No,no,no.L“

865
00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:50,486
- Mr. Peeples...
- Judge.

866
00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:52,050
Judge Peeples.

867
00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:56,364
I'm sorry. I feel like we've gotten off
on the wrong foot here.

868
00:49:56,440 --> 00:49:59,444
No offense, all right.
Didn't mean to offend anything

869
00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:01,170
coming to your home.

870
00:50:01,240 --> 00:50:03,527
The real reason I came here...

871
00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:07,611
Excuse me.

872
00:50:08,680 --> 00:50:09,841
Hello?

873
00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:11,801
What?

874
00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:17,444
No,no,no,no.

875
00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:22,525
No,no,no,no.

876
00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:25,649
- Hey, hey, hey!
- Bro! What's up?

877
00:50:25,720 --> 00:50:28,087
Bro, good to see you.
Excuse me! This is a round trip!

878
00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:29,650
- Stop, hey, hey, no.
- You've gotta go.

879
00:50:29,720 --> 00:50:32,451
Look, last time I talked to you,
you were all stressed out, okay.

880
00:50:32,520 --> 00:50:35,364
I came here to make sure
everything got done. Did you propose?

881
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:36,965
Not yet. But you need to leave.

882
00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:39,884
What is wrong with you?
Thank God I'm here to help you.

883
00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:41,849
When have you ever helped me?

884
00:50:41,920 --> 00:50:44,321
Third grade. You wanted to make out
with Monique Johnson.

885
00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:46,801
I kissed you to share my technique.
That's love.

886
00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:49,087
All right. You need to leave. Okay?
If you could...

887
00:50:49,160 --> 00:50:52,369
Hold on, hold on. Damn! Look at that.

888
00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:57,282
Oh, shit! It is on!
These scrubs are like catnip.

889
00:50:57,360 --> 00:51:00,170
She's waving at me, idiot.
That's Grace's sister.

890
00:51:00,240 --> 00:51:01,765
- Are you serious?
- Yes.

891
00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:03,888
Daddy better get ready
for a double wedding.

892
00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:06,281
Chris? What...

893
00:51:06,880 --> 00:51:09,611
My goodness! What are you doing here?

894
00:51:09,680 --> 00:51:11,489
He was just leaving.

895
00:51:11,560 --> 00:51:13,210
- Call me when you get to the city, little bro.
- No,no!

896
00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:15,089
- Did you forget something?
- Frat!

897
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:17,646
Frat? Okay.

898
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:27,604
This is my brother, Chris.

899
00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:29,881
Welcome.

900
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:33,362
Thank you. That was quite a welcome.
But if you'll excuse me,

901
00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:37,161
I just spent the last 26 hours in the ER,
hopped on the firstjitney.

902
00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:38,930
I'm gonna have to
get some rest at an inn, so...

903
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:40,570
Second generation Gamma!

904
00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:43,246
I'm not gonna let my frat brother
stay in an inn.

905
00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:44,651
You are staying with us!

906
00:51:52,080 --> 00:51:53,161
Fly away-

907
00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:55,560
- Come home with us.
- Okay.

908
00:51:55,640 --> 00:51:57,927
- Come on, Grace.
- Okay. Welcome.

909
00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:00,765
- All right. See you there.
- Okay.

910
00:52:00,840 --> 00:52:02,729
Nice surprise. Gamma doctor in the house.

911
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:05,326
- Where did you get the sweater?
- From my roommate.

912
00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:08,851
Okay, you need to tell him
you are not in his frat.

913
00:52:08,920 --> 00:52:10,649
Hell, no. That would make me look crazy.

914
00:52:10,720 --> 00:52:13,485
Ahoy! Don't want to be late for Nana's.

915
00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:15,166
Ahoy!

916
00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:18,364
This is gonna be so much fun.

917
00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:21,850
A woman that can handle her
own speedboat. That is a new one for me.

918
00:52:22,120 --> 00:52:23,485
I'm a control freak.

919
00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:27,121
Like I always say,
any kind of freak is a good one.

920
00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:28,531
Very nice.

921
00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:30,206
Yeah.

922
00:52:35,520 --> 00:52:38,126
- Just joking, man. Welcome. All right.
-All right.

923
00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:39,565
Doctor, huh?

924
00:53:01,440 --> 00:53:04,091
Okay, here's the thing about my granddad.
You're gonna love him,

925
00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:06,521
but he's always pressuring me
about marriage.

926
00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:08,807
So just avoid that discussion.

927
00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:10,086
Avoid.

928
00:53:10,600 --> 00:53:11,931
Hello?

929
00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:17,086
Hi! Granddad, this is my Wade.
Wade, Granddad.

930
00:53:17,160 --> 00:53:19,481
- It's a pleasure to meet you, sir.
- You, too, sir.

931
00:53:19,560 --> 00:53:21,562
This house is absolutely incredible.

932
00:53:21,640 --> 00:53:24,883
Thank you.
I nailed every board, laid every brick.

933
00:53:25,240 --> 00:53:26,480
You built this by hand?

934
00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:31,009
In life, build everything by hand and heart.
Remember that!

935
00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:32,605
That's my dad's motto.

936
00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:36,571
When will you ever learn?
You've got to stay ready.

937
00:53:38,120 --> 00:53:40,202
I'm surprised
you even remembered my motto.

938
00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:41,924
Course I do.

939
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:44,685
Virgil could have been
the first black President,

940
00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:46,569
but he didn't ever listen growing up.

941
00:53:46,640 --> 00:53:47,766
I think I did all right.

942
00:53:47,840 --> 00:53:51,447
Of course, of course.
Judge is just the same as President.

943
00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:55,605
Well, minus the honor,
the White House and the power.

944
00:54:03,120 --> 00:54:07,489
I see you, you know.
I see you checking out my granddaughter.

945
00:54:07,560 --> 00:54:10,086
Well, no disrespect, Nana, but she is fine.

946
00:54:10,480 --> 00:54:12,562
I just wouldn't want you to be disappointed.

947
00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:14,290
Come on, Nana.
Don't you think I'm handsome?

948
00:54:14,360 --> 00:54:17,842
I think you're charming. But Gloria is...

949
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:21,526
She's... She's that way.

950
00:54:22,200 --> 00:54:23,486
What Way?

951
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:26,570
'The 93V Way.
- No!

952
00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:27,846
- Yes.
- Nana.

953
00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:31,083
Yes, yes. You can see that they're in love.

954
00:54:31,160 --> 00:54:35,245
Plus, lesbians are
all over my husband's family.

955
00:54:35,320 --> 00:54:36,970
Always have been.

956
00:54:38,040 --> 00:54:39,724
You'll have to excuse my language, Nana,

957
00:54:39,800 --> 00:54:43,600
but I don't give a damn if a little girl-on-girl
action does run in your family.

958
00:54:43,680 --> 00:54:45,762
I've got to try. She looks too good.

959
00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:46,966
- Checkmate.
- What?

960
00:54:47,040 --> 00:54:48,690
Listen, I must be honest with you.

961
00:54:48,760 --> 00:54:53,163
- I just do not understand this whole thing.
- What whole thing?

962
00:54:53,240 --> 00:54:57,689
This two-women thing.
What kind of pleasure is there in that?

963
00:54:58,720 --> 00:55:02,691
Well, pour me a drink,
I'll tell you how it all goes down.

964
00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:03,841
What?

965
00:55:04,520 --> 00:55:05,965
Gonna need a couple pairs of scissors.

966
00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:07,326
A couple...

967
00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:09,368
Yeah. And a wet sponge.

968
00:55:11,320 --> 00:55:12,845
So what are your plans?

969
00:55:14,720 --> 00:55:17,121
It's my first time here.

970
00:55:17,200 --> 00:55:19,931
So I'm gonna enjoy Sag Harbor,
check out Moby Dick Day...

971
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:23,049
I was talking about
your plans with my granddaughter.

972
00:55:24,960 --> 00:55:26,041
I love her.

973
00:55:27,520 --> 00:55:28,806
I love her very much, sir.

974
00:55:28,880 --> 00:55:30,291
Any marriage plans?

975
00:55:31,200 --> 00:55:33,043
We... Well, no.

976
00:55:33,720 --> 00:55:35,722
Not right now. We just...

977
00:55:37,240 --> 00:55:41,564
I love her. She's...
We're happyjust kicking it.

978
00:55:42,040 --> 00:55:43,485
What's that, "kickin' it"?

979
00:55:43,560 --> 00:55:45,847
It's just an expression. You know, like...

980
00:55:45,920 --> 00:55:47,081
Not really kicking anything.

981
00:55:47,160 --> 00:55:49,447
It's just hanging out. Chilling.

982
00:55:50,240 --> 00:55:55,883
Well, I suppose a man has to decide
when he wants to stand up and be a man.

983
00:55:57,360 --> 00:55:58,407
I'm...

984
00:56:00,720 --> 00:56:03,291
I want... I want to.

985
00:56:03,600 --> 00:56:06,001
- You are a man. Yeah.
- I'm a man.

986
00:56:08,600 --> 00:56:11,331
I want my daughters to know what it's like
to be with a person

987
00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:14,483
who has the conviction to plan a future

988
00:56:14,600 --> 00:56:17,570
and not somebody
who just wants to "kick it."

989
00:56:19,520 --> 00:56:20,760
Actually,

990
00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:27,249
I think this is the perfect time
to talk about plans for the future.

991
00:56:27,360 --> 00:56:28,646
Lunch is on, Peeples!

992
00:56:28,720 --> 00:56:31,121
Hey! Let's get it while it's hot!

993
00:56:44,800 --> 00:56:48,043
I say when the wind blows
and the trees bend,

994
00:56:48,360 --> 00:56:51,887
I put my boots on, and I walk like this.

995
00:56:51,960 --> 00:56:54,327
Yeah, my man! Right here, Daddy!

996
00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:59,207
How does that man keep finding that cape?
I've hidden it from him 1,000 times.

997
00:56:59,720 --> 00:57:01,051
I find my brother!

998
00:57:01,560 --> 00:57:03,210
Looks like a ghetto Hogwarts.

999
00:57:03,280 --> 00:57:08,366
I said we walk like this.
I said we walk like this. I call my brother...

1000
00:57:09,240 --> 00:57:10,969
And we walk like this!

1001
00:57:11,040 --> 00:57:12,690
- When the lightning strikes...
- Go, Grandpa!

1002
00:57:12,760 --> 00:57:14,330
...and the thunder roars,

1003
00:57:14,400 --> 00:57:15,970
I find my brother.

1004
00:57:16,040 --> 00:57:18,486
Whose brother are they gonna find
and walk like that?

1005
00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:20,164
I say we walk like this!

1006
00:57:20,320 --> 00:57:23,563
- I find my brother and we walk like this.
- Oh, shit.

1007
00:57:23,640 --> 00:57:25,005
Tough night.
Look, you've got to tell him the truth.

1008
00:57:25,080 --> 00:57:26,445
I'm not telling.

1009
00:57:26,520 --> 00:57:27,885
And we are...

1010
00:57:27,960 --> 00:57:29,325
Tell him. Would you tell him? Tell him!

1011
00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:30,526
Why did you smack the shrimp
out of my mouth?

1012
00:57:31,440 --> 00:57:32,885
- Tell him. Tell him.
- Yeah!

1013
00:57:33,840 --> 00:57:35,808
Five. Down. Up.

1014
00:57:39,440 --> 00:57:41,283
Step, young man! Step!

1015
00:57:41,360 --> 00:57:43,328
Come on.
Let's see what you've got, young blood.

1016
00:57:43,400 --> 00:57:45,687
Don't. All right? Just don't, please?

1017
00:58:01,200 --> 00:58:03,726
- Okay. Here we go.
- What?

1018
00:58:06,960 --> 00:58:08,644
Let's go, Chris! Go!

1019
00:58:09,680 --> 00:58:11,887
Maybe you should get with Chris.
See if you're straight.

1020
00:58:11,960 --> 00:58:14,361
That's a great idea. He does a mean robot.

1021
00:58:15,040 --> 00:58:17,281
Get with Chris. Sprint!

1022
00:58:17,360 --> 00:58:20,045
Okay. Well, I could get on that. I could.

1023
00:58:20,160 --> 00:58:24,006
That's that new school.
Eat some shrimp or something.

1024
00:58:24,840 --> 00:58:26,126
Something's wrong with that boy.

1025
00:58:26,200 --> 00:58:28,441
Hey, ladies and gentlemen,
we've got a diva in the house.

1026
00:58:28,520 --> 00:58:32,445
Miss Lady Divine Peeples,
would you please step to the stage?

1027
00:58:32,520 --> 00:58:33,885
What's up?

1028
00:58:37,720 --> 00:58:39,529
- Everybody say "Daphne."
- Go ahead.

1029
00:58:39,600 --> 00:58:41,887
- Daphne, Daphne, Daphne.
- Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom!

1030
00:58:41,960 --> 00:58:43,405
It's been too long.

1031
00:58:43,480 --> 00:58:45,369
Yes, it has been way too long.

1032
00:58:46,240 --> 00:58:48,402
Well, I hope I remember the words.

1033
00:58:49,480 --> 00:58:51,050
- Come on.
- Okay.

1034
00:58:51,720 --> 00:58:53,210
Hey, baby

1035
00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:54,441
That's all right, that's all right.

1036
00:58:54,520 --> 00:58:56,409
- Try again.
- Now, come on.

1037
00:58:56,480 --> 00:58:58,244
I'm coming back around for you.

1038
00:58:59,160 --> 00:59:02,881
Hey, baby, wanna jump in my game?

1039
00:59:02,960 --> 00:59:06,328
Odds are you'll never be the same

1040
00:59:06,400 --> 00:59:09,529
When I lay down what you been missin'

1041
00:59:09,600 --> 00:59:13,002
No man Iivin' got a hope of resistin'

1042
00:59:13,080 --> 00:59:14,684
Don't like him.

1043
00:59:14,800 --> 00:59:17,007
Don't need your soul
Don't want your mind

1044
00:59:17,080 --> 00:59:20,084
Just make me feel it
when you bump and grind

1045
00:59:20,640 --> 00:59:23,610
You know,
I forgot Daphne could move like that.

1046
00:59:24,400 --> 00:59:27,847
Let me take you where you never been

1047
00:59:27,920 --> 00:59:31,527
Don't need your mind
Don't want your soul

1048
00:59:31,600 --> 00:59:34,843
Just say you feel it when I rock and roll

1049
00:59:34,920 --> 00:59:38,925
It seems it just takes the right man
to pull it out of you. You know?

1050
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:40,161
- Mom!
- Well...

1051
00:59:40,240 --> 00:59:42,242
All over your body

1052
00:59:42,320 --> 00:59:45,767
Tonight's the night
you're gonna feel my heat, boy

1053
00:59:45,840 --> 00:59:49,731
I got the moves to knock you off your feet

1054
00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:52,883
I'm gonna make your heart skip that beat

1055
00:59:52,960 --> 00:59:56,885
When I turn you on

1056
00:59:56,960 --> 00:59:59,884
Any other lovers know they can't compete

1057
00:59:59,960 --> 01:00:05,842
When I turn you on

1058
01:00:14,240 --> 01:00:17,164
Oh, my God! You should not have seen that!

1059
01:00:25,320 --> 01:00:27,448
- We have been robbed!
- What?

1060
01:00:27,560 --> 01:00:30,803
You know those vintage diamond earrings
you bought for me

1061
01:00:30,880 --> 01:00:33,167
after you did that thing
I asked you not to do,

1062
01:00:33,240 --> 01:00:35,129
and we said we wouldn't talk about it?

1063
01:00:35,200 --> 01:00:36,565
Calm down.

1064
01:00:36,640 --> 01:00:40,440
I went to put the rest of my jewelry away,
and they weren't there.

1065
01:00:40,520 --> 01:00:42,045
Okay, Mother, maybe you misplaced them.

1066
01:00:42,120 --> 01:00:43,929
- You know how you misplace things.
- Yeah.

1067
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:48,244
Oh, no, no, no!
I haven't worn them in months.

1068
01:00:48,320 --> 01:00:50,687
They have been in the very same place.

1069
01:00:51,200 --> 01:00:53,043
- Of course.
- Well, what's different?

1070
01:00:53,720 --> 01:00:54,960
Nothing's different.

1071
01:00:55,040 --> 01:00:58,840
Well, I look around,
and the only thing different I see is Wade.

1072
01:00:58,920 --> 01:00:59,967
Dad.

1073
01:01:00,040 --> 01:01:01,644
Wade is what is different.

1074
01:01:01,760 --> 01:01:04,286
Virgil, that is so not cool.

1075
01:01:04,360 --> 01:01:06,203
Well, I did see him
in your closet this morning.

1076
01:01:06,760 --> 01:01:08,762
What were you doing in Mom's closet?

1077
01:01:08,840 --> 01:01:10,968
That I can explain.

1078
01:01:11,040 --> 01:01:13,520
Virgil, I did not take Daphne's earrings.

1079
01:01:13,600 --> 01:01:16,046
Of course not, honey. Nobody's saying that.

1080
01:01:16,120 --> 01:01:17,724
I think Virgil is.

1081
01:01:17,960 --> 01:01:21,203
And I think he's overlooking
another potential suspect.

1082
01:01:21,360 --> 01:01:22,885
- Like who?
- I don't know.

1083
01:01:23,120 --> 01:01:24,804
Maybe somebody without a job

1084
01:01:24,880 --> 01:01:28,601
who's sporting a $16,000 watch around here.

1085
01:01:28,680 --> 01:01:33,607
We wear Timex. We are Timex people!

1086
01:01:39,280 --> 01:01:41,089
- Why are you looking at me like that?
- Like what?

1087
01:01:41,560 --> 01:01:42,686
Like that!

1088
01:01:43,320 --> 01:01:47,723
I think we should just all turn in
and get a fresh start in the morning.

1089
01:01:48,800 --> 01:01:49,801
Mom.

1090
01:01:52,160 --> 01:01:53,366
Mom?

1091
01:01:58,240 --> 01:01:59,366
Mom?

1092
01:02:00,240 --> 01:02:02,766
Honey, we'll figure this out.

1093
01:02:03,800 --> 01:02:05,086
Mom?

1094
01:02:15,840 --> 01:02:17,001
He's tripping.

1095
01:02:17,080 --> 01:02:19,890
Virgil's no angel.
I could tell you some things.

1096
01:02:19,960 --> 01:02:23,362
Like what? Freaky stuff?
Freaky rich people stuff?

1097
01:02:23,440 --> 01:02:26,284
For a minute, I swear,
it seemed like Grace believed Virgil

1098
01:02:26,360 --> 01:02:28,931
when he said I took her mom's things.

1099
01:02:30,920 --> 01:02:32,809
You know, Nana told me about Gloria.

1100
01:02:32,880 --> 01:02:34,041
Told you what?

1101
01:02:34,120 --> 01:02:36,771
Her and Meg are together. Like, doing it.

1102
01:02:36,840 --> 01:02:38,410
She told you?

1103
01:02:38,480 --> 01:02:39,766
You knew?

1104
01:02:42,080 --> 01:02:44,970
- What's going on? Si in the house.
- What's up?

1105
01:02:45,400 --> 01:02:47,402
What is that little scrub doing?

1106
01:02:50,560 --> 01:02:52,369
Simon Sticky-fingers.

1107
01:02:54,640 --> 01:02:57,120
He stole his momma's earring. That's cold.

1108
01:02:57,480 --> 01:02:59,289
Thinks he's got to be a thug to get respect.

1109
01:02:59,640 --> 01:03:02,007
See that?
That's rich people problems right there.

1110
01:03:04,080 --> 01:03:05,320
I should stay out of it.

1111
01:03:05,400 --> 01:03:07,641
You should. You should stay out of it.
But you won't.

1112
01:03:09,160 --> 01:03:10,207
What's up, fool?

1113
01:03:10,280 --> 01:03:11,930
- Keep your head forward!
- Yeah.

1114
01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:13,081
My father is...

1115
01:03:13,160 --> 01:03:15,845
- I don't give a damn who your father is!
- We're your father now.

1116
01:03:15,960 --> 01:03:17,200
- Oh, shit.
- You know what I do give a damn about?

1117
01:03:17,280 --> 01:03:18,361
These rocks in your ear.

1118
01:03:18,720 --> 01:03:21,246
- Yeah. I like these rocks.
- Oh, God.

1119
01:03:21,320 --> 01:03:24,529
You don't need God now. You're gonna be
on your knees soon enough.

1120
01:03:24,600 --> 01:03:27,285
Don't take them. They're my mom's.

1121
01:03:27,360 --> 01:03:29,966
- You stole earrings from your momma?
- I didn't steal them.

1122
01:03:30,040 --> 01:03:31,690
- You think stealing is a joke?
- No.

1123
01:03:31,760 --> 01:03:34,366
- You'll end up in lock-up. Lock-up is hell!
- Hell.

1124
01:03:34,440 --> 01:03:36,169
I know because my sister told me.

1125
01:03:38,680 --> 01:03:39,761
Which sister?

1126
01:03:39,840 --> 01:03:40,966
My sister Grace.

1127
01:03:41,040 --> 01:03:45,204
She was in jail for three days.
And then my father got her out.

1128
01:03:45,280 --> 01:03:47,009
What did this Grace do?

1129
01:03:47,080 --> 01:03:48,605
Listen, man, snitches get ditches. Okay?

1130
01:03:48,720 --> 01:03:50,210
I thought snitches get stitches.

1131
01:03:50,280 --> 01:03:52,487
Nah, snitches get ditches,
because you die...

1132
01:03:52,560 --> 01:03:55,040
Both of you, listen! All right?

1133
01:03:55,120 --> 01:03:56,121
This is what you're gonna do.

1134
01:03:56,200 --> 01:03:58,726
You gonna take your little momma's
earrings back to her jewelry box.

1135
01:03:58,800 --> 01:03:59,801
Okay.

1136
01:03:59,880 --> 01:04:01,450
- Because we're watching you.
- Watching.

1137
01:04:01,520 --> 01:04:02,806
That was always my plan.

1138
01:04:04,280 --> 01:04:05,770
- Wade?
- And Chris.

1139
01:04:05,840 --> 01:04:08,650
Si, what's wrong with you? Why are you
stealing your momma's earrings?

1140
01:04:08,720 --> 01:04:12,611
Man, I took them to impress this girl,
but she isn't looking at me no way.

1141
01:04:12,680 --> 01:04:16,287
- Si, you're a genius.
- You're smart.

1142
01:04:16,360 --> 01:04:18,488
You build robots and stuff, man.

1143
01:04:18,560 --> 01:04:21,484
Talk about what you know.
Girls love smart guys.

1144
01:04:21,560 --> 01:04:23,050
- That's why I'm a doctor.
- Shut up.

1145
01:04:23,120 --> 01:04:26,727
- That's not gonna work.
- Explain how I got your sister.

1146
01:04:32,760 --> 01:04:34,489
I wasn't scared, though. I wasn't scared.

1147
01:04:34,560 --> 01:04:38,201
I just... I negotiate.
I just make sure I stay living.

1148
01:04:40,640 --> 01:04:44,087
I hate to say this about my girl's dad,
but he's an asshole.

1149
01:04:44,600 --> 01:04:46,364
- Yeah!
- Just a straight-up asshole.

1150
01:04:46,440 --> 01:04:48,886
And I haven't even mentioned anything
I've seen around here.

1151
01:04:48,960 --> 01:04:53,682
Not even to Grace. You know?
Out of respect for his asshole ass.

1152
01:04:53,760 --> 01:04:57,207
Not even after he accused me of stealing.
Not even after I saw his balls!

1153
01:04:57,280 --> 01:04:58,520
I know.

1154
01:04:59,360 --> 01:05:00,441
Wait, you saw his balls?

1155
01:05:01,520 --> 01:05:03,284
Every time I close my eyes.

1156
01:05:03,440 --> 01:05:04,851
Look, bro, you got to get on point, man.

1157
01:05:04,960 --> 01:05:07,406
You can't waste time
just deflecting man-balls.

1158
01:05:07,480 --> 01:05:10,802
You need to go to the house tonight
and say, "Look, I'm marrying your daughter

1159
01:05:10,880 --> 01:05:12,723
-"with or without your approval."
- You're right.

1160
01:05:12,800 --> 01:05:14,211
I know I'm right. Damn right, I'm right.

1161
01:05:14,280 --> 01:05:16,851
- He's at the sweat lodge.
- What? The sweat what?

1162
01:05:16,920 --> 01:05:19,969
I know exactly what I'm gonna do.
You just saved my life.

1163
01:05:20,040 --> 01:05:21,804
Well, I am a doctor.

1164
01:05:23,040 --> 01:05:24,087
A doctor.

1165
01:05:25,800 --> 01:05:28,201
Ladies love the kid

1166
01:05:41,320 --> 01:05:43,641
- What are you doing here?
- I'll tell you what I'm doing here...

1167
01:05:43,720 --> 01:05:45,006
Your offering, brother?

1168
01:05:45,120 --> 01:05:46,406
It's no free ride, Wade.

1169
01:05:46,480 --> 01:05:49,882
You can't take a seat unless
you make an offering to the spirit gods,

1170
01:05:49,960 --> 01:05:52,884
which watch over
and guard this sacred teepee.

1171
01:05:52,960 --> 01:05:54,246
I ain't trying to do nothing free.

1172
01:05:54,400 --> 01:05:58,246
Your offering will be purified
and returned to you blessed.

1173
01:05:58,320 --> 01:06:01,722
You do still have my change
from the supermarket, don't you?

1174
01:06:01,800 --> 01:06:04,963
You know what I've got?
This is what I've got.

1175
01:06:05,240 --> 01:06:06,765
I came here to propose to Grace.

1176
01:06:06,840 --> 01:06:08,001
With that chip?

1177
01:06:08,080 --> 01:06:11,368
My grandfather saved for months
to get this ring,

1178
01:06:11,440 --> 01:06:13,920
and he was married for 62 years.

1179
01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:16,446
All I see is a man
who can't afford to buy his own ring.

1180
01:06:16,520 --> 01:06:19,569
- That's not true!
- You're coming in here acting all humble,

1181
01:06:19,640 --> 01:06:22,405
but I see what you really want.
You want to be king in my castle.

1182
01:06:22,480 --> 01:06:24,881
I don't play chess,
so I don't get your little analogy.

1183
01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:29,005
Get this.
This ain't checkers, Southside Willie.

1184
01:06:29,640 --> 01:06:30,766
Who?

1185
01:06:32,640 --> 01:06:36,042
As the heat rises, we must focus our energy.

1186
01:06:36,760 --> 01:06:39,206
You know, you're not the first one, Wade.

1187
01:06:39,280 --> 01:06:43,330
Grace has brought home dozens of men,
all seeking my approval.

1188
01:06:43,400 --> 01:06:46,085
The erudite lawyer, the nerdy scientist,

1189
01:06:46,160 --> 01:06:48,845
- Skip, Martin, the twins.
- The twins?

1190
01:06:48,920 --> 01:06:52,163
But I see them
for what they really are, phases.

1191
01:06:52,680 --> 01:06:55,411
You, for example, are her loser phase.

1192
01:06:55,680 --> 01:06:57,887
You don't define me, Virgil.

1193
01:06:57,960 --> 01:07:00,281
Well, that's more like it.

1194
01:07:00,360 --> 01:07:03,011
Now the lion is in the forest.

1195
01:07:03,560 --> 01:07:04,527
What?

1196
01:07:04,600 --> 01:07:05,726
Time to...

1197
01:07:06,440 --> 01:07:07,726
Time out.

1198
01:07:09,240 --> 01:07:10,765
You getting hot?

1199
01:07:11,400 --> 01:07:14,609
Walk through the flame into your manhood.

1200
01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:19,731
We can settle this right now if you want.

1201
01:07:19,800 --> 01:07:23,646
What do you want to do, huh, Judge?
What would settle this?

1202
01:07:24,960 --> 01:07:28,885
Well, you heard the Chief.
Walk through the flame into manhood.

1203
01:07:29,320 --> 01:07:33,120
What? Is that supposed to scare me?
Think this is hot?

1204
01:07:33,560 --> 01:07:36,928
This ain't nothing
but July in my bedroom growing up.

1205
01:07:43,400 --> 01:07:44,731
More coals.

1206
01:07:45,480 --> 01:07:46,845
A lot more!

1207
01:07:50,800 --> 01:07:53,121
- Hey.
- Hi.

1208
01:07:54,680 --> 01:07:56,489
I'm sorry. Am I lost?

1209
01:07:56,560 --> 01:07:58,210
Have sex with me.

1210
01:08:05,840 --> 01:08:07,444
I am an iceberg,

1211
01:08:07,760 --> 01:08:12,687
crisp, frigid,
frozen in a mountain of glassy ice.

1212
01:08:13,760 --> 01:08:17,924
I am a frog, swimming in a cool, cool pond.

1213
01:08:18,320 --> 01:08:22,291
I am a fluffy white snowflake
riding the icy north winds,

1214
01:08:22,360 --> 01:08:24,522
floating gently to the ground.

1215
01:08:26,160 --> 01:08:27,969
Yeah? You like that?

1216
01:08:28,080 --> 01:08:32,483
Yes. Very much.
Perhaps the ear, if you could try.

1217
01:08:34,200 --> 01:08:37,249
I'm a 44-ounce Big Gulp grape Slurpee.

1218
01:08:37,320 --> 01:08:40,403
Wade in the water

1219
01:08:40,480 --> 01:08:42,369
I'm an ice cream truck
filled with delicious, cool treats.

1220
01:08:42,440 --> 01:08:44,408
Wade in the water, children

1221
01:08:44,480 --> 01:08:45,970
On a hot summer day.

1222
01:08:46,040 --> 01:08:47,485
Wade in the water

1223
01:08:47,840 --> 01:08:48,841
Damn!

1224
01:08:48,960 --> 01:08:51,566
Wade can't make it without water

1225
01:08:52,080 --> 01:08:55,607
I'm a cold pitcher of grape Kool-Aid
with a smiley face on it.

1226
01:08:57,960 --> 01:09:00,440
You know, just a thought.

1227
01:09:01,520 --> 01:09:04,251
What if I were to invite Meg in?

1228
01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:07,321
You know, just to get me going.

1229
01:09:08,000 --> 01:09:09,604
Would that be okay?

1230
01:09:09,680 --> 01:09:11,444
All three of us?

1231
01:09:11,520 --> 01:09:14,046
It's a stupid idea. I'm so sorry.
The neck again.

1232
01:09:14,120 --> 01:09:16,043
No, no, no, no. You know what?

1233
01:09:17,320 --> 01:09:18,810
Go ahead, bring Meg in.

1234
01:09:18,880 --> 01:09:20,769
- Are you sure?
- Yeah, you know.

1235
01:09:20,840 --> 01:09:22,808
And it wouldn't be a tremendous bother?

1236
01:09:22,880 --> 01:09:24,564
No, that's for you.

1237
01:09:26,720 --> 01:09:28,802
- I appreciate you, Chris.
- I've got you.

1238
01:09:28,880 --> 01:09:31,042
- Okay. I'll be right back.
- Okay.

1239
01:09:37,600 --> 01:09:38,931
Stay cool.

1240
01:09:39,200 --> 01:09:44,331
The itsy bitsy spider
went up the water spout

1241
01:09:48,480 --> 01:09:49,891
I'm cool.

1242
01:09:52,480 --> 01:09:55,086
Cooler than Miles Davis in a snowstorm.

1243
01:09:55,560 --> 01:09:57,722
I'm cool.

1244
01:09:58,080 --> 01:09:59,241
Wade.

1245
01:09:59,320 --> 01:10:00,481
Wade, is that you, buddy?

1246
01:10:01,680 --> 01:10:03,170
I'm coming for you, buddy.

1247
01:10:03,240 --> 01:10:05,208
I'm going to win
because I'm better than you.

1248
01:10:06,400 --> 01:10:10,803
Our Father, who art in Heaven,
hallowed be Thy name.

1249
01:10:10,920 --> 01:10:12,365
Southside Willie.

1250
01:10:12,440 --> 01:10:15,125
Freedom!

1251
01:10:17,240 --> 01:10:20,926
What the hell? This triangle here
done burned down the lodge!

1252
01:10:21,000 --> 01:10:22,843
Protect our sacred teepee!

1253
01:10:22,920 --> 01:10:25,287
Fuck the teepee, Chief! Save your ass!

1254
01:10:26,800 --> 01:10:27,847
Help me!

1255
01:10:29,120 --> 01:10:30,804
I'm ready. I could justjump in.

1256
01:10:30,880 --> 01:10:32,769
I got my rhythm now,
and I can come in with both...

1257
01:10:33,320 --> 01:10:37,006
So it can be like a team thing,
like a black Three's Company.

1258
01:10:56,400 --> 01:10:58,243
Citizens of Sag Harbor,

1259
01:10:58,320 --> 01:11:02,006
I think Captain Ahab would have
more than one leg to stand on

1260
01:11:02,080 --> 01:11:04,526
if he were here today. What a turnout.

1261
01:11:04,600 --> 01:11:08,366
This is gonna be
the best Moby Dick Day ever!

1262
01:11:08,440 --> 01:11:09,885
Back by popular demand,

1263
01:11:09,960 --> 01:11:13,806
I will be conducting
my live scurvy demonstration.

1264
01:11:14,800 --> 01:11:19,169
Come on! You there!
Come have your photo taken! Only a dollar.

1265
01:11:20,200 --> 01:11:22,851
Get your salty warm nuts.

1266
01:11:24,080 --> 01:11:27,448
Pickles! Nice pickles!

1267
01:11:27,840 --> 01:11:29,171
You made it.

1268
01:11:29,760 --> 01:11:30,886
Why didn't you wake me up?

1269
01:11:30,960 --> 01:11:33,770
I tried to. And Chris said he tried, too.

1270
01:11:34,400 --> 01:11:37,927
What's going on? Is that soot?
Where have you been?

1271
01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:39,001
Baby, we need to talk.

1272
01:11:39,080 --> 01:11:41,048
Yeah, okay, but not until after the ceremony.

1273
01:11:41,120 --> 01:11:43,726
You don't look so good.
Do you want some food or a drink?

1274
01:11:43,800 --> 01:11:45,962
We always bring lots of stuff.

1275
01:11:46,040 --> 01:11:47,166
I'm thirsty.

1276
01:11:50,240 --> 01:11:52,811
Daphne, can you get my peg-leg, baby?

1277
01:11:56,680 --> 01:12:00,207
All right, you sit here. You're gonna be fine.

1278
01:12:03,520 --> 01:12:07,969
Chief Oneka is usually very fond of us.
Do you see him glaring over here?

1279
01:12:08,040 --> 01:12:09,041
No.

1280
01:12:11,680 --> 01:12:15,287
Okay. I'll see you in a bit. Grapes, anybody?

1281
01:12:25,400 --> 01:12:27,004
Hey. Remember me?

1282
01:12:28,400 --> 01:12:29,640
- Yeah.
- You don't know me.

1283
01:12:30,040 --> 01:12:31,690
- From the beach.
- You don't know me.

1284
01:12:32,840 --> 01:12:35,241
- You don't know them, either.
- Okay.

1285
01:12:35,320 --> 01:12:36,890
I'm Mayor Hodge.

1286
01:12:37,680 --> 01:12:41,401
It's nice to meet you. For the very first time.

1287
01:12:42,600 --> 01:12:43,886
So,

1288
01:12:45,200 --> 01:12:49,091
Big Dick Day for Virgil, huh?

1289
01:12:49,160 --> 01:12:52,403
- You ought to know.
- What's that supposed to mean?

1290
01:13:16,600 --> 01:13:18,682
"Towards thee I roll,

1291
01:13:18,760 --> 01:13:22,048
"thou all-destroying
but unconquering whale.

1292
01:13:23,120 --> 01:13:24,770
"Speak not to me.

1293
01:13:26,520 --> 01:13:30,286
"I'd strike the sun if it insulted me.

1294
01:13:30,840 --> 01:13:32,205
"Look ye, Starbuck.

1295
01:13:32,280 --> 01:13:36,490
"All visible objects
are but as pasteboard masks.

1296
01:13:36,800 --> 01:13:40,043
"Some inscrutable yet yearning things

1297
01:13:40,120 --> 01:13:42,646
"put forth the molding of their features."

1298
01:13:42,720 --> 01:13:44,609
What's wrong with you?

1299
01:13:44,680 --> 01:13:46,250
- Them goats.
- Goats?

1300
01:13:46,320 --> 01:13:48,368
- You don't see them goats everywhere?
- No.

1301
01:13:48,560 --> 01:13:50,403
"Yet he is but a mask.

1302
01:13:50,880 --> 01:13:52,723
"'Tis the thing behind the mask."

1303
01:13:52,800 --> 01:13:54,484
Does the sky look lower to you?

1304
01:13:55,920 --> 01:13:58,321
The sky? The sky is where it always is.

1305
01:13:58,400 --> 01:14:00,641
This is the good part. Look, look.

1306
01:14:02,160 --> 01:14:05,209
"Let me then be towed to pieces
while still chasing..."

1307
01:14:06,440 --> 01:14:09,284
Jive-ass urine singer!

1308
01:14:09,640 --> 01:14:10,641
What?

1309
01:14:10,720 --> 01:14:15,681
<i>Pigheaded triangle bus-head</i>
<i>commie-ass, rin g-brin gin '. - -</i>

1310
01:14:15,760 --> 01:14:19,401
You ain't never marrying Grace! Not ever!

1311
01:14:19,880 --> 01:14:22,008
- You talking to me?
- Sorry.

1312
01:14:22,160 --> 01:14:24,242
"To the last, I grapple with thee..."

1313
01:14:24,840 --> 01:14:26,046
Wade...

1314
01:14:26,120 --> 01:14:28,521
Is he talking to me? Is he saying, "Wade"?

1315
01:14:29,080 --> 01:14:31,924
- I'm looking at the man. He's saying "Wade."
- He did not say "Wade."

1316
01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:34,480
"From hell's heart I stab at thee."

1317
01:14:34,560 --> 01:14:37,848
Let's take it outside! We outside!
What's up?

1318
01:14:38,040 --> 01:14:39,405
Calm down!

1319
01:14:39,520 --> 01:14:41,010
Come on then!

1320
01:14:41,760 --> 01:14:43,762
- What are you doing?
- Wish you would.

1321
01:14:43,840 --> 01:14:44,921
Stop it.

1322
01:14:45,040 --> 01:14:47,646
- I'm right here.
- Stop it, Wade!

1323
01:14:47,720 --> 01:14:51,122
- Bring it. Stabbing me?
- What's the matter with...

1324
01:14:51,200 --> 01:14:52,690
Please calm down, Wade!

1325
01:14:53,200 --> 01:14:57,728
"For hate's sake,
I spit my last breath at thee..."

1326
01:14:58,120 --> 01:14:59,167
Wade!

1327
01:15:01,720 --> 01:15:04,200
Spit at me? Did he say spit...

1328
01:15:04,280 --> 01:15:05,361
- No.
- Spit at me?

1329
01:15:07,240 --> 01:15:09,288
'I spit on You!
- Stop it!

1330
01:15:09,400 --> 01:15:10,811
Dad, I'm so...

1331
01:15:10,880 --> 01:15:12,484
Stop it. What are you doing?

1332
01:15:12,720 --> 01:15:13,801
Whoa!

1333
01:15:13,880 --> 01:15:14,961
Calm down, baby.

1334
01:15:15,040 --> 01:15:16,849
- What is wrong with you?
- Sorry, kids.

1335
01:15:16,920 --> 01:15:18,410
Maybe we should go home.

1336
01:15:18,760 --> 01:15:20,649
- You're supposed to die now.
- What?

1337
01:15:20,720 --> 01:15:22,563
- You're supposed to die.
- He's getting there.

1338
01:15:22,640 --> 01:15:24,688
I know the book. You're supposed to die.

1339
01:15:24,800 --> 01:15:27,406
- Captain Ahab! Moby Dick kills you!
- Wow. Okay. Stop it!

1340
01:15:27,560 --> 01:15:30,325
- Die! Die! Die!
- Stop it!

1341
01:15:30,400 --> 01:15:31,890
That's a threat! That's a threat!

1342
01:15:31,960 --> 01:15:34,804
I will kill you myself!

1343
01:15:36,440 --> 01:15:37,965
Black man on the run!

1344
01:15:38,080 --> 01:15:39,923
- Grace. Grace?
- Mommy?

1345
01:15:40,600 --> 01:15:41,965
- Grace!
- Virgil!

1346
01:15:42,080 --> 01:15:43,684
- Get him!
- Do it! Do it for me!

1347
01:15:45,840 --> 01:15:47,330
- Virgil!
- No. No.

1348
01:15:48,360 --> 01:15:49,600
Virgil.

1349
01:15:50,080 --> 01:15:51,445
Don't you dare!

1350
01:15:51,640 --> 01:15:54,371
Die!

1351
01:15:54,960 --> 01:15:56,086
Tuck 'n roll, Daddy!

1352
01:15:59,280 --> 01:16:00,611
Virgil!

1353
01:16:02,520 --> 01:16:04,921
My God! Go, go, go!

1354
01:16:06,040 --> 01:16:07,644
Wade! Wade!

1355
01:16:08,760 --> 01:16:09,886
Get him up, boys!

1356
01:16:10,200 --> 01:16:11,440
Oh, my goodness.

1357
01:16:12,760 --> 01:16:14,524
- He's not getting up.
- A heck of a stunt.

1358
01:16:14,600 --> 01:16:16,125
Wade? Wade!

1359
01:16:16,640 --> 01:16:17,687
VVade?

1360
01:16:17,800 --> 01:16:19,290
- Stop that.
- Wade!

1361
01:16:20,400 --> 01:16:21,447
Is he dead?

1362
01:16:21,520 --> 01:16:23,124
Dr. Chris, is he gonna be okay?

1363
01:16:25,080 --> 01:16:27,526
We're gonna need 10 cc's of...

1364
01:16:28,040 --> 01:16:29,087
Is that blood?

1365
01:16:31,960 --> 01:16:33,405
Call a doctor.

1366
01:16:33,480 --> 01:16:35,687
Doctor! Doctor!

1367
01:16:36,840 --> 01:16:38,285
I thought he was a doctor.

1368
01:16:55,600 --> 01:16:56,601
What happened?

1369
01:16:57,840 --> 01:17:00,081
Well, we're not exactly sure,

1370
01:17:00,160 --> 01:17:05,166
but the doctor said that you had
something called psilocybin in your system.

1371
01:17:06,440 --> 01:17:07,680
Philahcybin?

1372
01:17:08,680 --> 01:17:11,524
It basically means
you were tripping on 'shrooms.

1373
01:17:12,120 --> 01:17:15,647
Honey, I hate to say this, truly,
but the writing is on the wall.

1374
01:17:15,720 --> 01:17:17,404
He is on drugs.

1375
01:17:17,800 --> 01:17:21,247
He ruined my beloved Moby Dick Day.
Your mother's property is missing.

1376
01:17:21,320 --> 01:17:25,564
Not to mention the small fact that
he burnt down Chief Oneka's sweat lodge.

1377
01:17:25,920 --> 01:17:27,365
- No.
- Yes, it's gone.

1378
01:17:28,000 --> 01:17:29,206
Did you?

1379
01:17:29,280 --> 01:17:30,361
I should go.

1380
01:17:30,440 --> 01:17:32,283
Yes, you should.
And take your brother with you.

1381
01:17:32,360 --> 01:17:33,327
What did I do?

1382
01:17:33,400 --> 01:17:36,244
What kind of doctor passes out
at the first sight of blood?

1383
01:17:36,520 --> 01:17:37,965
I'm not sure.

1384
01:17:38,040 --> 01:17:40,042
And I think you may have
disrespected our Meg here.

1385
01:17:40,120 --> 01:17:42,361
I see the looks she gives you.

1386
01:17:42,440 --> 01:17:45,523
Grace, I'll explain everything
when we get back to the city.

1387
01:17:47,880 --> 01:17:49,405
Are you coming?

1388
01:17:50,960 --> 01:17:53,167
You don't fit in around here.

1389
01:17:54,320 --> 01:17:56,687
The Peeples don't lie. We don't steal.

1390
01:17:56,760 --> 01:18:00,446
We tell the truth, the whole truth,
and nothing but the truth.

1391
01:18:00,520 --> 01:18:03,490
- You tell your family the whole naked truth?
- What?

1392
01:18:03,560 --> 01:18:06,404
You just let it all hang out there
for everybody to see, huh?

1393
01:18:06,880 --> 01:18:07,961
He's lost his mind.

1394
01:18:08,040 --> 01:18:10,486
I was at the private beach, Virgil.

1395
01:18:10,640 --> 01:18:13,007
I know all about you and Mayor Hodge,

1396
01:18:13,080 --> 01:18:16,607
and getting freaky with
all your sagging nut buddies watching.

1397
01:18:16,680 --> 01:18:17,681
VVhoa,VVade!

1398
01:18:17,760 --> 01:18:19,364
Like I said, he is out of his mind, Grace.

1399
01:18:19,440 --> 01:18:22,091
And what about playing at
The Lusty Sea Hag, huh? How's that going?

1400
01:18:22,160 --> 01:18:26,085
Using that excuse about how the family
can't hear you play until it's perfect.

1401
01:18:26,160 --> 01:18:27,571
Well, go on, play something.

1402
01:18:28,080 --> 01:18:31,323
You must be pretty good
after all those late nights.

1403
01:18:31,400 --> 01:18:33,528
Maybe you should, Virgil.

1404
01:18:33,600 --> 01:18:35,887
I'm not gonna play for this junkie!

1405
01:18:36,440 --> 01:18:38,044
- Get out!
- Gladly.

1406
01:18:39,840 --> 01:18:41,080
Grace.

1407
01:18:43,160 --> 01:18:44,730
Are you coming?

1408
01:18:52,480 --> 01:18:53,811
All right.

1409
01:18:58,000 --> 01:18:59,525
Come on, Chris.

1410
01:19:03,320 --> 01:19:05,049
- If anything changes, I...
- Chris.

1411
01:19:05,120 --> 01:19:06,167
Okay.

1412
01:19:15,680 --> 01:19:19,810
Good. Now that that's over,
things can finally get back to normal.

1413
01:19:25,840 --> 01:19:26,921
- Dad?
- Yes, sweetie.

1414
01:19:27,000 --> 01:19:28,411
You didn't answer the question.

1415
01:19:28,480 --> 01:19:29,481
What question?

1416
01:19:29,560 --> 01:19:32,882
You always taught me to look every
examiner in the eye and answer directly,

1417
01:19:32,960 --> 01:19:36,328
but you didn't answer Wade,
and in fact, you looked away.

1418
01:19:37,240 --> 01:19:38,366
I don't recall.

1419
01:19:38,440 --> 01:19:40,124
What beach was he talking about?

1420
01:19:40,200 --> 01:19:43,602
Yeah, whose sagging nuts
was he talking about?

1421
01:19:43,680 --> 01:19:47,082
How am I supposed to know
what is in his hallucinogenic mind?

1422
01:19:47,160 --> 01:19:48,730
It's the drugs talking.

1423
01:19:48,800 --> 01:19:51,371
You're looking away again!

1424
01:19:51,440 --> 01:19:53,329
Are you seeing Johnnie Hodge?

1425
01:19:53,840 --> 01:19:55,205
And now you, Daphne?

1426
01:19:55,280 --> 01:19:59,171
You've been coming home late, Virgil,
smelling like seawater.

1427
01:20:00,560 --> 01:20:01,721
What's going on?

1428
01:20:05,160 --> 01:20:07,447
I swim with the Humpbacks.

1429
01:20:07,520 --> 01:20:09,568
The nudist hippies?

1430
01:20:09,640 --> 01:20:11,210
Oh, snap!

1431
01:20:11,280 --> 01:20:14,807
They're not hippies. It's naturalism.

1432
01:20:14,880 --> 01:20:17,690
It's something I do to help me relieve stress
since the heart attack.

1433
01:20:17,760 --> 01:20:19,842
It has nothing to do with sex.

1434
01:20:20,400 --> 01:20:21,481
It doesn't?

1435
01:20:21,560 --> 01:20:23,528
No, baby. You are the only woman for me.

1436
01:20:25,080 --> 01:20:26,923
Wade was telling the truth!

1437
01:20:27,000 --> 01:20:31,528
You still don't get it, sweetie.
So what that he saw me at the beach?

1438
01:20:31,600 --> 01:20:34,729
That still doesn't explain
the money scams at the market,

1439
01:20:34,800 --> 01:20:38,805
Meg and Gloria's odd behavior
since he arrived, your mother's earrings,

1440
01:20:38,880 --> 01:20:41,929
and the fact that
that dope fiend tried to kill me.

1441
01:20:42,000 --> 01:20:43,570
I put the 'shrooms in that drink.

1442
01:20:44,480 --> 01:20:45,845
I stole Mom's earrings.

1443
01:20:47,000 --> 01:20:48,411
Meg and I are a couple.

1444
01:20:50,560 --> 01:20:51,561
A couple of what?

1445
01:20:52,080 --> 01:20:53,525
A couple of dykes.

1446
01:20:54,200 --> 01:20:55,281
I knew it!

1447
01:20:55,360 --> 01:20:56,521
We're in love, Dad.

1448
01:20:57,440 --> 01:20:58,521
Dad?

1449
01:21:00,320 --> 01:21:03,005
You are my family. I love you.

1450
01:21:03,720 --> 01:21:07,805
But you act as if I am some pompous ass
that nobody can talk to.

1451
01:21:10,400 --> 01:21:12,880
And what is this about 'shrooms?

1452
01:21:12,960 --> 01:21:15,406
No more gardening.
You're going back to rehab.

1453
01:21:15,480 --> 01:21:16,606
Okay.

1454
01:21:19,000 --> 01:21:20,331
What is that?

1455
01:21:25,320 --> 01:21:29,405
The poor guy. He did lose his wallet.

1456
01:21:29,480 --> 01:21:32,563
He gave me advice on how to get a girl,
and it worked.

1457
01:21:32,640 --> 01:21:33,926
When?

1458
01:21:34,000 --> 01:21:36,685
When he locked me in the bathroom
at The Lusty Sea Hag.

1459
01:21:36,760 --> 01:21:39,650
What are you talking about?

1460
01:21:39,720 --> 01:21:43,281
- I think the dude was just trying to propose.
- What is this?

1461
01:21:45,560 --> 01:21:50,407
"Grace, my love, my truth. Wade."

1462
01:21:51,160 --> 01:21:53,242
I got that one from Virgil's pants.

1463
01:21:53,320 --> 01:21:54,845
What was this doing in your pants?

1464
01:21:54,920 --> 01:21:57,526
Simon, why are you always
in somebody's stuff?

1465
01:21:57,640 --> 01:21:59,244
Did you know
that he was gonna propose to me?

1466
01:21:59,320 --> 01:22:00,765
- You are grounded!
- Dad!

1467
01:22:02,040 --> 01:22:05,203
He came to the sweat lodge
and asked for your hand in marriage,

1468
01:22:05,280 --> 01:22:06,566
then he burned it down.

1469
01:22:08,560 --> 01:22:09,800
Oh, my God!

1470
01:22:11,440 --> 01:22:12,680
Gracie.

1471
01:22:13,800 --> 01:22:15,006
Sweetie.

1472
01:22:26,400 --> 01:22:29,165
Hey. Chris, please call me back.

1473
01:22:29,240 --> 01:22:30,446
I know that he's with you.

1474
01:22:30,520 --> 01:22:34,161
I just... I can't... I just can't reach him. Okay?

1475
01:22:39,160 --> 01:22:40,286
VVade?

1476
01:23:25,720 --> 01:23:27,404
- Where you want this?
- Right here.

1477
01:23:27,520 --> 01:23:28,885
Fine.

1478
01:23:40,680 --> 01:23:41,727
What are you doing here?

1479
01:23:42,960 --> 01:23:46,726
Well, I came to propose.

1480
01:23:47,320 --> 01:23:51,723
I want you to put this on my finger
and please come home.

1481
01:23:53,840 --> 01:23:57,242
No. I'm sorry. The answer is no.

1482
01:23:59,400 --> 01:24:03,325
I'm not cut out to be a Peeples.
I can't have secrets.

1483
01:24:03,400 --> 01:24:07,450
I can't hide my quirks
or weaknesses, all right?

1484
01:24:08,240 --> 01:24:10,641
From anybody. Least of all, you.

1485
01:24:10,720 --> 01:24:13,485
You're right. I'm sorry.

1486
01:24:13,560 --> 01:24:16,928
I did not introduce you to my father
because I was worried that

1487
01:24:17,000 --> 01:24:20,322
he would pick you apart and tell me
that you weren't good enough.

1488
01:24:20,400 --> 01:24:24,041
I was scared that he wouldn't see what I see,
which is that you're incredible.

1489
01:24:24,160 --> 01:24:26,481
I love you, Wade.

1490
01:24:26,560 --> 01:24:31,282
And I think that you are crazy enough
to love me for who I actually am.

1491
01:24:37,600 --> 01:24:40,444
So, Wade Walker,

1492
01:24:43,040 --> 01:24:44,769
will you marry me?

1493
01:24:50,080 --> 01:24:52,082
I don't know. It depends.

1494
01:24:54,200 --> 01:24:55,770
Do you promise to trust me?

1495
01:24:57,560 --> 01:24:58,800
To be honest

1496
01:24:58,880 --> 01:25:00,450
-and work through any problems?
- Yes.

1497
01:25:00,520 --> 01:25:03,046
No more "peanuts." No more "peanuts."

1498
01:25:03,160 --> 01:25:05,561
No more safe word. We talk it out.

1499
01:25:06,560 --> 01:25:07,607
Okay.

1500
01:25:08,160 --> 01:25:10,447
You're gonna tell me about jail.

1501
01:25:10,520 --> 01:25:11,646
Sure.

1502
01:25:14,040 --> 01:25:17,203
Well, in that case, Grace Peeples,

1503
01:25:21,320 --> 01:25:24,085
will you marry me?

1504
01:25:26,480 --> 01:25:30,804
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes.

1505
01:25:37,840 --> 01:25:39,842
- You know what this means?
- What?

1506
01:25:39,920 --> 01:25:41,922
- No more putting Daddy on a pedestal.
- Nope.

1507
01:25:42,000 --> 01:25:44,048
- I'm your man now. You understand?
- Yes.

1508
01:25:44,120 --> 01:25:46,088
He does not make the decisions in our life.

1509
01:25:46,200 --> 01:25:47,770
What father? Never heard of him.

1510
01:25:47,840 --> 01:25:50,127
That point needs to be negotiated.

1511
01:25:50,200 --> 01:25:52,009
Dad, how did you know where we were?

1512
01:25:52,080 --> 01:25:53,684
I'm brilliant, Grace.

1513
01:25:54,000 --> 01:25:55,764
Well, that's true.

1514
01:25:55,840 --> 01:25:57,490
And Chris told me.

1515
01:25:58,520 --> 01:25:59,885
He scares me.

1516
01:26:01,400 --> 01:26:06,327
Virgil, you expect me
to be the man you are today.

1517
01:26:06,400 --> 01:26:07,447
That takes time.

1518
01:26:07,520 --> 01:26:10,490
And quite frankly,
I don't even know if I wanna be that crazy.

1519
01:26:10,880 --> 01:26:13,565
Well, I suppose I deserve that.

1520
01:26:13,640 --> 01:26:15,881
That's why I brought some Peeples,

1521
01:26:16,560 --> 01:26:20,406
who not unlike myself,
left you out there to dry.

1522
01:26:21,720 --> 01:26:26,408
Now, a Peeples never shows his hand
to family until it is perfect.

1523
01:26:26,480 --> 01:26:30,883
But if you allow me, I would like
to attempt something for you now.

1524
01:26:31,720 --> 01:26:34,371
So you're saying we're family?

1525
01:26:35,720 --> 01:26:36,926
I'm family?

1526
01:26:42,280 --> 01:26:43,964
Yes, we're family.

1527
01:26:59,600 --> 01:27:02,763
There comes a time in everyone's life

1528
01:27:03,520 --> 01:27:05,921
when you have to express yourself.

1529
01:27:06,720 --> 01:27:09,644
Holding things in
makes us do strange things.

1530
01:27:10,600 --> 01:27:12,011
Deny your true love.

1531
01:27:12,920 --> 01:27:14,763
Drink trippy smoothies.

1532
01:27:14,840 --> 01:27:17,446
Steal jewelry from your own momma.

1533
01:27:18,240 --> 01:27:23,121
My eyes still burn from the sagging horrors
I've witnessed at the beach.

1534
01:27:29,720 --> 01:27:32,121
Now, I don't have to tell you

1535
01:27:32,200 --> 01:27:34,441
What everybody knows

1536
01:27:34,560 --> 01:27:37,530
Daddy's number one till his little girl grows

1537
01:27:37,880 --> 01:27:40,406
Time comes when you've got to let go

1538
01:27:40,480 --> 01:27:43,086
But any man with a ring in his hand

1539
01:27:43,160 --> 01:27:45,162
Had better come qualified

1540
01:27:45,280 --> 01:27:48,124
Even homicide is justified

1541
01:27:48,240 --> 01:27:51,005
I'm the judge and the jury of my tribe

1542
01:27:51,080 --> 01:27:53,481
And yes, I confess, I was giving you stress

1543
01:27:53,560 --> 01:27:55,562
When I could have used the words to say

1544
01:27:56,240 --> 01:27:58,766
It makes less mess to simply express

1545
01:27:58,840 --> 01:28:01,684
Yeah, I got a better way

1546
01:28:01,760 --> 01:28:04,730
- Speak it, don't leak it
- What? Hey!

1547
01:28:04,840 --> 01:28:07,241
Don't keep your feelings secret

1548
01:28:07,320 --> 01:28:09,926
Speak it, don't leak it

1549
01:28:10,000 --> 01:28:11,968
That's how the big kids play it

1550
01:28:12,040 --> 01:28:13,326
Big kids play

1551
01:28:14,480 --> 01:28:17,643
You better come on now
Here we are

1552
01:28:18,000 --> 01:28:20,606
- Speak, leak
- Speak, leak

1553
01:28:20,680 --> 01:28:23,251
Speak it, leak it
Speak it, leak it

1554
01:28:27,880 --> 01:28:29,041
E VelybOdY

1555
01:28:31,880 --> 01:28:33,086
Big kids play

1556
01:28:33,200 --> 01:28:34,884
Tell somebody

1557
01:28:34,960 --> 01:28:36,291
Speak it, don't leak it

1558
01:28:36,360 --> 01:28:38,840
Don't keep your feelings secret

1559
01:28:39,240 --> 01:28:41,208
Say it, don't spray it

1560
01:28:41,840 --> 01:28:44,605
That's how the big kids play it

1561
01:28:44,680 --> 01:28:46,967
Speak it, don't leak it

1562
01:28:47,040 --> 01:28:49,964
Don't keep your feelings secret

1563
01:28:50,040 --> 01:28:51,929
Say it, don't spray it

1564
01:28:55,160 --> 01:28:58,562
Speak it, don't leak it!