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PATRIK, AGE 1.5

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Based on a play by
MICHAEL DRUKER

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Hello!

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- I'm Jan.
- Göran Skoogh.

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I'm Lennart Ljung,
the chairman of the association.

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This is my wife, Louise.

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We're at number 25.

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Would you like something to drink?
- Monica?

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- Welcome to the neighbourhood.
- Monica's my wife.

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- And where's the little woman?
- Won't your wife be coming?

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Yes... Well...

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Here he comes.
This is Sven, my husband.

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- Hi, I'm Sven.
- Welcome to the neighbourhood.

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I'm Urban Adler. I'm the
Neighbourhood Watch representative.

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- Are you familiar with the Watch?
- Not really...

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Well, we all pitch in to prevent
break-ins and vandalism...

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- Sounds good.
- It is. Would you like some decals?

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- Sorry, we were expecting a family.
- That's right. Sven has a daughter.

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She's almost 16, and we're hoping
she'll spend more time with us.

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You can never tell, at that age.

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- And...
- We're adopting a child.

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We just got cleared by the authorities,
so we're waiting for our child.

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But that's... absolutely wonderful!

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Soon it will be our turn...
I can hardly believe it.

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I can't believe I'm doing it.
I hated it the first time around.

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- I'm only joking.
- You'd better be!

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- I thought we'd thrown that crap out.
- They're genuine Lindbergs.

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- Stig Lindberg.
- They're still ugly.

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We agreed to get rid
of unnecessary stuff.

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Stop it!

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Welcome.

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- Good to see you.
- Back off!

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- We're see to see Dad's house.
- We have, so let's leave already.

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Hello...

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Nice. Cool outfit.

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- Does this door lead out?
- Yes, into the garden.

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- It's pretty big.
- Christ, you'll need a gardener.

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I'm glad you came along.

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I hope you'll spend time here
once the baby's arrived.

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- Aren't you excited?
- Embarrassing is what it is!

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- We were going to go for pine...
- I must say I'm surprised.

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I never expected you to try
the home and a family thing again.

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Have you shown her the nursery?

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We'll have to put up new wallpaper.

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We're thinking of a pastel shade,
yellow or turquoise.

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- And one of those borders...
- Friezes.

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The crib goes there,
and a rocking horse...

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And a mobile over the crib.

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And a music box.

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And a "baby watch",
to monitor our child at all times.

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I can see you...

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But actually, all you need is love.

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- Let go of me!
- Please wait here.

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We've sent on our approval
to the organization,

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but I would to update you
on the present circumstances.

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Unfortunately, no countries
are willing to provide a child.

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- What?
- We've been cleared.

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At present, no countries are willing
to accept homosexual parents.

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There's nothing I can do about that.

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If there aren't any foreign children,
what about Swedish children?

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A Swedish kid would be fine...

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I mean, I don't mind
if the kid's Swedish or Danish...

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Well, maybe not Danish...

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I'll see what I can do,
but don't expect too much.

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Just look at this!

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What will people think if we can't
even take care of our garden?!

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Bye, Daddy!

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- Hey... Want a ride?
- That's all right, it's not far.

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How do you feel?

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Nervous?

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Oh... No, not particularly.

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- You'll do just fine.
- I know...

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I hope you'll enjoy
working here, Doctor.

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- Is this your first position?
- Yes...

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It will be nice to have
a man around the place again.

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- It's been a while since Doctor...
-...Svinhufvud ("Swine head").

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The name suited him.

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I understand that the position
has been vacant for some time.

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And this is Nurse Irja,
our District Nurse.

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She could certainly
use a little relief.

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Yes?

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Thank you.

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Your first patient
is scheduled for 9:15.

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Everything seems to be fine.

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Oh, no murmurs or anything?

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- Nothing abnormal?
- Not at all.

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Listen, you see...

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I have to go a lot.

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At night and at work...

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I have to leave meetings
and rush to the bathroom. Well...

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That can be due to several reasons,
but I'll check your prostate grand.

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- Or you can take a blood test.
- Thank you.

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- Maybe we should get a dog.
- A dog?

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I mean, we have Isabell,
and you like dogs...

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It's not that we won't have a child,
we'll just have a dog as well.

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- Hello!
- Hi...

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- Everything fine?
- Sure...

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- Just let me know if you need a hand.
- We're fine.

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- Excuse me, your mailbox is...
- Sorry about that.

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Thanks.

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Sven!

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A child... A child of our own!

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- "Patrik, 1.5..."
- Don't you say one and a half?

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"Patrik, 1.5 needs a new family."

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"He has a troubled background and
needs love and a stable environment."

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"lf you choose to accept, he can
come at the end of the month."

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Thank you...

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We'll just have
to hold down the fort.

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Don't count on getting much sleep.

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- Right back at you, "Daddy".
- Congratulations!

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- Are you all right?
- Sure, I feel great.

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Bye.

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Those were Isabell's.

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I figured that pink wouldn't
bother you.

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How's Isabell?

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She'll get used to it. I did.

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Maybe having a brother
will make it easier.

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Yeah... Maybe.

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- When will he be arriving?
- Tonight, or tomorrow...

120
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They couldn't give us a definite time.

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If you drop by on Sunday,
you can meet him.

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Why not?

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How are things otherwise?

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You know: exercise,
no smoking, no drinking...

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- You're not my wife anymore.
- No. Thank God!

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I've got
to catch the 4 o'clock bus.

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I can give you a ride, if you like.

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All right. Sure...

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Oh... Thanks.

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- You're new, aren't you?
- What do you mean?

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I thought I recognised you at first,
but I guess you're new.

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Would you like some coffee?

133
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Are you working a new district,
or is this just a summer job?

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Have a seat.

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I could have sworn
I've seen you before...

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- What's your name?
- Patrik.

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- Really? That's his name, too.
- Whose name?

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Our son.

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- How old is he?
- One and a half.

140
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I hope you don't
expect us to share a room.

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- Share a room?
- You knew I was coming, didn't you?

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- Social Services must have called.
- Social Services?

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Exactly.

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Wait a minute...

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Has Social Services called yet?

146
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They'd better call, so...

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I thought it was the postman,
but he says Social Services sent him.

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His name is Patrik.

149
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There must be some mistake here.

150
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- They sent us the wrong Patrik.
- The wrong Patrik? That's weird.

151
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- Where's our Patrik?
- He could be anywhere.

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- On Fridays they close at 4.
- It's 3:50 now.

153
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Get the boy and we'll go.

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Are you brothers?

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- Do we look like brothers?
- How the hell would I know?

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You live together, so I figured
you might be half-brothers.

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Half-brothers?

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Sven is my husband.

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- You're a couple?
- We're married.

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- I'm not living with homos!
- Let's sort this out.

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There must have been
some kind of a mix-up.

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I can't see...
You'll have to come back on Tuesday.

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- We're closed this Monday.
- We didn't screw this up, you did!

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Look,
I don't enjoy being a bad-ass, but...

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- Let go of that mouse!
- No!

166
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- That's classified information!
- Back off!

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Bye.

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Patrik Eriksson, 15 years old.
Mother: deceased.

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Father: unknown. Patrik has
committed numerous crimes:

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Theft, concealing a knife on his
person, aggravated assault...

171
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I wonder how our Patrik is doing.

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I mean, what kind of a household
did he come to?

173
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They must be pretty puzzled as well.

174
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Homos! Homos!

175
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Homo!

176
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We haven't heard anything yet.

177
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Looks like
you'll have to stay here tonight.

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Don't you touch me,
you fucking homo!

179
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I'll go get a mattress.

180
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- Poor baby, living with peddephiles.
- You don't know what that means.

181
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They're creeps
who like to screw 14-year-olds.

182
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I know one when I see one.

183
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- Sven, he's only a kid.
- A kid with a knife.

184
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We'll have to sleep in shifts.
I'll wake you up in four hours.

185
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Hey...

186
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Excuse me, but this young man
claims he's staying with you.

187
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Is that right?

188
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:51,396
We have to consider
our own personal safety. - Shut up!

189
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:56,395
The police will have to take him
until we find our Patrik.

190
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- It's not our responsibility.
- The kid's a criminal!

191
00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:09,994
So you won't do anything?

192
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:15,438
Stop, I must ask you
to respect the safety zone.

193
00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:20,514
He may look harmless,
but he's committed serious crimes...

194
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Crimes that involve knives!

195
00:28:24,120 --> 00:28:26,793
Look...

196
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:34,516
- Hello, what's your name?
- Bernt.

197
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:38,957
So, Bernt, do you mean that we
have to take in a potential killer...

198
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:43,477
-...because someone screwed up?
- Discuss it with Social Services.

199
00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:46,996
Bloody hell...

200
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:50,038
If I get raped, it's all your fault!

201
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:56,355
Shit!

202
00:28:56,440 --> 00:29:00,399
A parking ticket! Fucking hell!

203
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- Hey, everything will be all right.
- Peddephile!

204
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:20,031
- "Paedophile".
- What?

205
00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:23,908
The word is "paedophile".

206
00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:32,518
Are you hungry?

207
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:39,199
You haven't eaten for 24 hours,
how about a hot dog?

208
00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:42,511
Do you like hot dogs?

209
00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:52,876
Excuse me...

210
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:57,834
Oh, sorry.
Listen, my husband, Sven...

211
00:29:57,920 --> 00:30:02,232
We were here, don't you remember us?

212
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Have you seen him?

213
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,992
We locked him up.

214
00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:12,913
For abuse of a public official.

215
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:17,198
"Abuse of a public official"...
I'm going to sue them!

216
00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:19,430
All because of that delinquent!

217
00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:23,672
All this shit is his fault!
A bloody expensive parking ticket!

218
00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:27,150
- Where are you going?
- I can take care of myself.

219
00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:33,918
- We aren't responsible for him!
- We're doing it for our Patrik's sake.

220
00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:38,398
Come on.

221
00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:08,070
- Anyone got a smoke?
- No.

222
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:27,232
- It's not going to work, you know.
- What do you mean?

223
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:29,595
The kid...

224
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:32,911
What's he supposed to call you,
Daddy and Shaggy?

225
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:38,154
- Don't you have any relatives?
- No, they're all dead.

226
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Every last one?

227
00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:44,878
Know what my aunt said when they
asked if I could stay for the summer?

228
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"If he shows up,
I'll set my dog on him."

229
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:51,873
So I don't have anybody.

230
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- Homo!
- Bloody brats...

231
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:07,157
The kids around here like to tease us.

232
00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:09,595
- Homo!
- Homo, homo...

233
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:12,638
- Shut up, you homo!
- What did you call me?

234
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:15,393
Go to hell, homo!

235
00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:19,917
- Run!
- You fucking brats!

236
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:25,715
I'm going to kill you!

237
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:32,716
- What did you do?
- Teased them back.

238
00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:37,351
We live here,
we've got to face their parents...

239
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:40,512
- Nobody calls me a homo!
- All right...

240
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:46,789
- That doesn't justify violence.
- You should talk!

241
00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:50,839
That's different,
that was a bloody expensive ticket.

242
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:55,755
I expect you to apologise.
Do you hear me?

243
00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:19,354
Hi. Welcome...

244
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:23,877
- Where's your... friend?
- Oh...

245
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:29,239
- You did get your invitation, I hope?
- Actually I'm here to apologise...

246
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:34,515
Oh, right... I figured you...

247
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:37,558
Well...

248
00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:40,200
I guess it got lost.

249
00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:43,716
That's all right.

250
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:47,356
- Where is it?
- Are you an alcoholic, too?

251
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:52,034
Who the hell do you think you are?

252
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:56,432
I'm going
to report you to the police...

253
00:34:56,520 --> 00:35:00,195
Go ahead.

254
00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:04,796
If you really think
it will make a difference.

255
00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:21,514
- Shouldn't you get some sleep?
- So you get a chance to rape me?

256
00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:27,118
- Maybe you can't sleep...
- Try anything and I'll get you.

257
00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:31,591
You talk tough, but you're so scared
you can't even sleep.

258
00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:36,390
You know,
I kicked a homo in the face once.

259
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:39,119
He was on the ground, bleeding...

260
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:42,237
And I laughed my fucking head off.

261
00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:25,835
- He threatened to kill me.
- You're exaggerating.

262
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:32,393
I know what guys like that
are capable of, I've been there.

263
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:37,110
We've got to keep him
away from everyone until...

264
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:42,957
- What day is it?
- Sunday.

265
00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:46,669
Damn it,
Eva and Isabell are coming over.

266
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:51,028
Hello.

267
00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:56,399
This is for Patrik. Give it to him
on Tuesday, when he gets here.

268
00:36:56,480 --> 00:37:00,155
- Why were things postponed?
- We aren't sure...

269
00:37:00,240 --> 00:37:05,075
Excuse me... Hello.

270
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:09,719
I'd like to apologise
for my husband's behaviour.

271
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:11,870
Thank you...

272
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:14,633
He can be very clumsy.

273
00:37:14,720 --> 00:37:18,235
- Who's that?
- Patrik.

274
00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:24,236
- He's helping us out in the garden.
- That's great.

275
00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:26,515
Yeah, he's so efficient.

276
00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:30,991
Are you done already? Good job.
See you around.

277
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:35,471
Oh, we could use a hand
with our roses.

278
00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:41,476
- We'll pay you, of course.
- No problem.

279
00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:04,756
- You know about gardening?
- I'm not a total idiot.

280
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:09,038
I did gardening at the home, Rönnbo,
so I know a thing or two.

281
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:11,111
But getting paid is better.

282
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:17,355
- Why didn't you tell me?
- Why should I, homo?

283
00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:22,758
- Maybe you could help me out?
- That depends...

284
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:25,798
How much are you willing to pay?

285
00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:27,711
- 200?
- 500.

286
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:31,156
- 300.
- 500.

287
00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:35,196
Don't fertilise them
more than once a week.

288
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:39,876
And the blue ones need
something more acidic to thrive.

289
00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:42,872
They must have been
glad to have you at Rönnbo.

290
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:45,349
Not exactly.

291
00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:53,392
The place was filled with idiots.
Always carrying on.

292
00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:56,836
There must have been
someone there to depend on.

293
00:38:56,920 --> 00:39:01,516
- But surely...
- I don't want to talk about it.

294
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:06,873
We were feeding them with the wrong
stuff and they had too much light.

295
00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:11,715
Patrik offered to move them
to a better spot tomorrow.

296
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:19,597
- Could you please calm down.
- With a thug like that around?

297
00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:25,551
Let's eat.

298
00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:43,315
Hey, that's my seat... That's my seat!

299
00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:48,793
- What difference does it make?
- Christ!

300
00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:54,273
It does matter! We might as well
move the plates around, too.

301
00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:59,036
You take mine and I'll take his.
Isn't this great?

302
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:05,512
- Where are you going?
- To work.

303
00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:08,876
- Now?
- I've got stuff to take care of.

304
00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:15,672
- Aren't you going to eat first?
- Eat? I can't even breathe in here!

305
00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:24,469
You guys suck.

306
00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:30,192
- Shut up, homo!
- What? You'll be sorry you said that!

307
00:41:06,720 --> 00:41:11,191
Bloody hell...

308
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:25,949
Give me a hand. Come on!

309
00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:34,591
I don't need any help!

310
00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:37,956
Let go...

311
00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:49,357
I'm sorry... I missed the bus.

312
00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:53,156
Here.

313
00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:56,079
Thanks.

314
00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:36,070
Patrik?

315
00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:42,193
I'm going out for a run.
Want to tag along?

316
00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:45,670
I bought these for Sven,
but he's never worn them.

317
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:48,069
Forget it.

318
00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:23,358
We're going to shop
for gardening supplies.

319
00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:29,836
What the hell are you staring at?

320
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:53,873
Some cream...

321
00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:57,549
Here you go, dear.

322
00:43:57,640 --> 00:44:03,476
Oh, is the pastry for Dad? Here.

323
00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:09,551
- Do I look like a dad?
- How should I know?

324
00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:12,950
What did your dad look like?

325
00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:18,512
- What about your mother?
- Like a strung-out old whore.

326
00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:21,831
That's what she was. And my dad
can't have been much better.

327
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:26,835
Or maybe he paid to screw her,
I don't know.

328
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:44,358
I thought you might be thirsty.

329
00:44:53,560 --> 00:44:57,633
Tomorrow you'll get to meet
your new parents.

330
00:44:57,720 --> 00:45:03,238
- As long as they're not like you...
- I'm sure they aren't.

331
00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:09,355
Your kid won't be like me, either.

332
00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:12,989
That's lucky for you.

333
00:46:09,240 --> 00:46:13,392
You can wait out here.

334
00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:21,278
- Göran Skoogh...
- Please take a seat.

335
00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:30,276
This matter concerns Patrik Eriksson.

336
00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:34,592
There appears to be some issues
surrounding the procedure,

337
00:46:34,680 --> 00:46:39,037
but we should be able to resolve them.

338
00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:42,271
Does this look familiar?

339
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:50,679
I'm sorry, the original request
contained a small typographical error.

340
00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:56,198
Our Patrik is one and a half,
he's not a teenager.

341
00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:02,910
The boy that came to us should have...

342
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:07,516
The child this request concerned,
the child you agreed to take in,

343
00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:13,118
is the only child available,
and he is 15 years old.

344
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:25,439
"Sven and Göran Skoogh
are hereby exempted

345
00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:30,958
from the contract pertaining
to the placement of Patrik Eriksson."

346
00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:37,673
"Patrik Eriksson is to be reinstated
at Rönnbo, effective immediately."

347
00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:45,599
Patrik!

348
00:47:48,720 --> 00:47:51,109
Wait!

349
00:47:57,800 --> 00:47:59,233
Patrik!

350
00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:14,836
I won't do it!

351
00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:18,708
I'm not going back there!

352
00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:22,475
I'd rather be dead...

353
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:02,198
Where the hell have you been?
I called...

354
00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:09,350
He's staying
until they find a decent home.

355
00:49:09,440 --> 00:49:13,752
Just for a few more days.
Sven, please...

356
00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:16,115
Don't go!

357
00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:21,069
If you go now, don't bother
to come back! Do you hear me?!

358
00:50:20,360 --> 00:50:22,999
Aren't you getting up?

359
00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:29,428
I thought we might go...

360
00:50:57,720 --> 00:51:00,712
- It's all my fault.
- No...

361
00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:06,432
There's something about me
that triggers bad things...

362
00:51:06,520 --> 00:51:09,159
- Patrik...
- It's true!

363
00:51:09,240 --> 00:51:14,268
It's been that way
since Ma died right in front of me.

364
00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:16,920
Were you there when she died?

365
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:20,231
Me and the dog, they say.

366
00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:25,758
She had set out juice and cookies,
and then she died.

367
00:51:25,840 --> 00:51:28,832
She'd been dead for 24 hours
by the time they found us.

368
00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:33,118
We ate up all the cookies.

369
00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:37,910
Good thing
she had put out those cookies...

370
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:41,595
They put the dog down,
no one could take care of it.

371
00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:47,630
They couldn't
very well kill me, though.

372
00:51:47,720 --> 00:51:52,236
Even if they wanted to.

373
00:51:54,840 --> 00:51:59,436
Listen to me, Patrik. We won't give up
until they find you a family.

374
00:51:59,520 --> 00:52:03,957
I don't need a family, I need money.
Then I can take care of myself.

375
00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:09,990
Everybody needs a family, and I'm
going to make sure you get one.

376
00:52:37,720 --> 00:52:39,836
Shit...

377
00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:46,189
Hear me out first...
I have two conditions:

378
00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:52,037
I want to know exactly how long that
thug is going to intrude on us.

379
00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:56,955
- Where have you been?
- And I demand an apology from him!

380
00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:11,154
I expect to be reimbursed in some way
for the damage he's done here.

381
00:53:11,240 --> 00:53:14,869
This is how it's going to be...

382
00:53:14,960 --> 00:53:20,114
Patrik is staying here until
they can find him a decent family.

383
00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:24,273
And I think
that you're the one who has to go.

384
00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:29,195
As a matter of fact,
I want you to go.

385
00:53:29,280 --> 00:53:32,590
What do you mean?

386
00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:35,831
I don't think we should
see each other for a while.

387
00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:39,435
Maybe ever again.

388
00:55:00,200 --> 00:55:04,239
As long as I can remember...

389
00:55:04,320 --> 00:55:08,199
...I've had this feeling
something was wrong with me.

390
00:55:08,280 --> 00:55:12,671
I could never
quite put my finger on it.

391
00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:17,390
But it's been like
I've just been waiting...

392
00:55:17,480 --> 00:55:22,076
...for everything to fall apart.

393
00:55:22,160 --> 00:55:25,835
And now this.

394
00:55:25,920 --> 00:55:31,153
It's almost a relief.

395
00:55:31,240 --> 00:55:34,915
It's operable.

396
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:40,233
The surgery could affect
your ability to have sex, but...

397
00:55:40,320 --> 00:55:45,110
But I don't really
have a choice, do I?

398
00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:14,758
Well, I didn't want
a little brother anyways.

399
00:56:14,840 --> 00:56:18,799
What does Sven think?

400
00:56:29,400 --> 00:56:34,235
- Sven's an idiot.
- Yes.

401
00:56:34,320 --> 00:56:37,471
You're worth better.

402
00:56:37,560 --> 00:56:42,031
- So am I.
- I know.

403
00:56:42,120 --> 00:56:47,558
But I can't help hoping he'll be back,
even though I kicked him out.

404
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:51,833
Is there someone else?

405
00:56:51,920 --> 00:56:56,550
No... I don't think so.
Do you think there could be?

406
00:56:56,640 --> 00:57:01,953
Then you're lucky,
he cheated on me for 6 months.

407
00:57:02,040 --> 00:57:08,639
- Really? Who with?
- You, you moron!

408
00:57:24,320 --> 00:57:28,233
Mind if I sit down?

409
00:57:28,320 --> 00:57:31,471
No, go ahead.

410
00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:40,917
What a shame...

411
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:47,439
- What?
- You're so good-looking.

412
00:57:47,520 --> 00:57:53,311
Have you ever tried it?
Doing it with a woman?

413
00:57:53,400 --> 00:57:59,316
- I'm embarrassing you.
- A little.

414
00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:02,789
That's not why I came over.

415
00:58:02,880 --> 00:58:06,873
Lennart told me
about your gardening help,

416
00:58:06,960 --> 00:58:11,238
and I was wondering
if I could borrow him for a few hours.

417
00:58:11,320 --> 00:58:14,357
To make our garden nice
for the Association Day.

418
00:58:14,440 --> 00:58:18,274
The annual block party.
It's next Saturday.

419
00:58:18,360 --> 00:58:22,069
There's refreshments
and a huge garage sale...

420
00:58:22,160 --> 00:58:27,951
It's a great way to unload
any old rubbish you may have.

421
00:58:28,040 --> 00:58:31,669
I'll talk to Patrik.

422
00:59:01,480 --> 00:59:03,755
Hey...

423
00:59:03,840 --> 00:59:09,836
Could you show us
how to do kick flips?

424
00:59:28,240 --> 00:59:34,349
- Have a good time...
- Bye-bye!

425
00:59:35,600 --> 00:59:37,795
Monica?

426
01:00:01,840 --> 01:00:04,718
You don't like me, do you?

427
01:00:06,440 --> 01:00:11,275
- If there's anything the old doctor...
- Dr. Svinhufvud?

428
01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:15,353
He was a jerk,
he didn't give a damn about people.

429
01:00:15,440 --> 01:00:19,194
Not at all like you.

430
01:00:22,600 --> 01:00:26,798
Listen, a whole school class
is coming in for vaccinations.

431
01:00:26,880 --> 01:00:31,396
If we do it together,
it will go so much faster.

432
01:00:31,480 --> 01:00:35,758
- Sounds good.
- Good.

433
01:00:41,240 --> 01:00:44,391
Now simmer down...

434
01:00:45,720 --> 01:00:49,156
I want you all to sit down.

435
01:00:49,240 --> 01:00:53,711
What a lot of children!
Now isn't that nice?

436
01:00:53,800 --> 01:00:57,395
How about I start with you?

437
01:01:00,320 --> 01:01:03,039
And you can come with me.

438
01:01:03,120 --> 01:01:07,591
This might sting a little,
but that won't bother you, will it?

439
01:01:15,160 --> 01:01:19,631
There. We're done.
That went well, didn't it?

440
01:01:19,720 --> 01:01:22,917
Hold onto that...

441
01:01:25,880 --> 01:01:29,668
There.
You can put your shirt back on now.

442
01:01:32,640 --> 01:01:36,872
Is it true that you're a homo?

443
01:01:37,840 --> 01:01:40,274
Yes, it is.

444
01:01:40,360 --> 01:01:43,318
What does that mean?

445
01:01:43,400 --> 01:01:47,916
It's when a boy loves another boy.

446
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:51,788
Who are you in love with?

447
01:01:51,880 --> 01:01:54,440
Sven.

448
01:01:54,520 --> 01:01:58,718
- Are you together?
- Not anymore.

449
01:01:58,800 --> 01:02:02,554
Maybe you'll get back together...

450
01:02:04,880 --> 01:02:07,838
Come here.

451
01:02:07,920 --> 01:02:13,711
If you ever lay a finger
on one of my kids again, you're dead.

452
01:02:20,040 --> 01:02:25,910
- Do you like it?
- What about seafood?

453
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:28,389
Not even eggs?

454
01:02:28,480 --> 01:02:32,109
- How do you get enough protein?
- "Tofy".

455
01:02:32,200 --> 01:02:36,398
- Tofu?
- That's it...

456
01:02:37,720 --> 01:02:41,838
- Do you serve vegetarian food a lot?
- Hardly ever.

457
01:02:41,920 --> 01:02:44,115
Sven isn't too keen...

458
01:02:44,200 --> 01:02:46,839
Come on.

459
01:02:52,840 --> 01:02:57,277
I wonder why they can't find
a family for a nice boy like Patrik.

460
01:02:57,360 --> 01:03:01,194
- Like some coffee?
- I'd love some.

461
01:03:01,280 --> 01:03:04,477
- How about a brandy, too?
- Why not?

462
01:03:04,560 --> 01:03:08,838
Sven was always the party person.

463
01:03:08,920 --> 01:03:16,759
I was the sourpuss wife
who never understood him.

464
01:03:16,840 --> 01:03:21,595
"It will never happen again."
You know the drill...

465
01:03:21,680 --> 01:03:29,030
So now I'm trying
to learn to enjoy life. Cheers!

466
01:03:33,800 --> 01:03:37,679
Too bad it tastes so fucking awful!

467
01:03:45,360 --> 01:03:48,716
You and Isabell
seemed to really hit it off.

468
01:03:48,800 --> 01:03:53,032
I'm not fucking her,
if that's what you think.

469
01:03:53,120 --> 01:03:58,353
Not that I couldn't,
I'm not a homo.

470
01:03:58,440 --> 01:04:04,436
The girls I get
are way prettier, you know.

471
01:04:04,520 --> 01:04:07,478
We talk, that's all.

472
01:04:16,560 --> 01:04:21,111
She says I understand her.

473
01:04:24,320 --> 01:04:27,357
Aren't you scared to be out here?

474
01:04:27,440 --> 01:04:31,592
- That somebody might beat you up?
- Not really.

475
01:04:31,680 --> 01:04:35,195
I could show you a few moves.

476
01:04:35,280 --> 01:04:38,352
- I can always run away.
- Not if there's a whole gang.

477
01:04:38,440 --> 01:04:42,479
Come on! Do it.

478
01:04:42,560 --> 01:04:47,429
I'll turn around
and you pretend to sneak up on me.

479
01:04:47,520 --> 01:04:52,310
- It feels silly.
- Do it. Grab my shoulder.

480
01:04:52,400 --> 01:04:55,915
And then...

481
01:04:56,000 --> 01:05:01,438
Now it's your turn.
You might need to practice a lot first.

482
01:05:01,520 --> 01:05:04,876
Here I come...

483
01:05:07,440 --> 01:05:12,389
- Are you okay?
- Hey, you're dangerous!

484
01:05:12,480 --> 01:05:17,634
- I don't believe in violence.
- Yeah, right...

485
01:05:45,440 --> 01:05:48,000
Hi there...

486
01:05:48,080 --> 01:05:52,198
- Sven?
- Over here.

487
01:06:07,440 --> 01:06:09,749
You wanted to talk...

488
01:06:09,840 --> 01:06:13,719
Yes, I've been doing some thinking.

489
01:06:13,800 --> 01:06:16,234
So have I.

490
01:06:16,320 --> 01:06:22,873
It seems like... things went so fast.

491
01:06:22,960 --> 01:06:25,838
I agree.

492
01:06:25,920 --> 01:06:32,712
It was never really my dream:
a house, kids and a garden...

493
01:06:32,800 --> 01:06:37,032
We both knew that. I thought
it would be different with you.

494
01:06:37,120 --> 01:06:39,588
But it freaks me out.

495
01:06:39,680 --> 01:06:46,119
- If it's about Patrik...
- No, it's us.

496
01:06:46,200 --> 01:06:50,512
You're right, you don't need me.

497
01:06:50,600 --> 01:06:53,592
You need something else.

498
01:06:53,680 --> 01:06:57,116
And so do I.

499
01:07:54,560 --> 01:07:59,270
- Need some help?
- I can't afford your services anymore.

500
01:07:59,360 --> 01:08:04,070
I could give you a discount.

501
01:08:09,800 --> 01:08:12,519
Are you going to keep all that?

502
01:08:12,600 --> 01:08:16,229
- You could sell it at the block party.
- No thanks.

503
01:08:16,320 --> 01:08:21,872
"Out with the old
and in with the new", you know.

504
01:08:28,600 --> 01:08:34,948
- When's Sven picking up his stuff?
- As soon as possible, I hope.

505
01:08:36,120 --> 01:08:41,148
These may not be in fashion,
but there's still some wear in them.

506
01:08:41,240 --> 01:08:45,995
Yeah, if you're a blind amputee...

507
01:09:05,280 --> 01:09:07,430
Check it out...

508
01:09:07,520 --> 01:09:12,310
Great gear
at rock-bottom prices!

509
01:09:12,400 --> 01:09:18,077
Only 150 kronor for these? They sell
them for ten times as much downtown.

510
01:09:18,160 --> 01:09:23,029
- Feel the quality...
- My boy might like these.

511
01:09:30,040 --> 01:09:33,828
Here are some wonderful...
whatever they are.

512
01:09:33,920 --> 01:09:36,514
Go on, give me an offer.

513
01:09:36,600 --> 01:09:41,515
- Stig Lindberg?
- I don't know what kind of crap it is.

514
01:09:41,600 --> 01:09:46,754
You can have the pair for 5 kronor.

515
01:09:48,360 --> 01:09:51,113
Hi...

516
01:09:56,120 --> 01:10:00,910
I guess it's good
that my wife has some fun,

517
01:10:01,000 --> 01:10:04,356
now that my performance
might be impaired.

518
01:10:04,440 --> 01:10:08,274
The surgery's next week.

519
01:10:08,360 --> 01:10:11,875
What does Monica say?

520
01:10:11,960 --> 01:10:16,158
I haven't discussed it with her yet.

521
01:10:16,240 --> 01:10:18,708
I feel more sorry for Louise, though.

522
01:10:18,800 --> 01:10:25,035
It's no fun facing the fact
that you're... not wanted.

523
01:10:29,760 --> 01:10:32,638
3047...

524
01:10:34,760 --> 01:10:38,309
- What's my cut?
- Nothing.

525
01:10:38,400 --> 01:10:42,473
- I'm entitled to at least 20%
- 10.

526
01:10:42,560 --> 01:10:46,155
- 20!
- How about 50?

527
01:10:46,240 --> 01:10:48,913
We'll split it down the middle.

528
01:10:49,000 --> 01:10:53,551
And maybe spend
some of it on a nice meal.

529
01:10:53,640 --> 01:10:56,473
As long as it's from your cut...

530
01:11:01,520 --> 01:11:06,196
- Thank you.
- What about me?

531
01:11:06,280 --> 01:11:09,033
No way.

532
01:11:09,120 --> 01:11:12,396
Okay.

533
01:11:16,400 --> 01:11:17,435
There.

534
01:11:17,520 --> 01:11:21,911
- Not very generous, are you?
- Watch it! Cheers!

535
01:11:30,040 --> 01:11:34,192
Sven only wanted to go out for pizza...

536
01:11:37,400 --> 01:11:41,791
- You're losing your hair, you know.
- Watch it...

537
01:11:41,880 --> 01:11:45,919
You'd better shave your head
if you want to find someone new.

538
01:11:46,000 --> 01:11:51,028
Hey, why should I accept fashion
pointers from a teenage thug?

539
01:11:51,120 --> 01:11:55,238
- And I don't want to meet a new guy.
- Good...

540
01:11:55,320 --> 01:12:02,749
- Nobody wants you anyways!
- Not you, either!

541
01:12:02,840 --> 01:12:06,037
- I'm sorry, I didn't mean that.
- I know.

542
01:12:06,120 --> 01:12:10,875
Of course they'll find you a home.

543
01:12:14,920 --> 01:12:19,550
Who do you want?

544
01:12:19,640 --> 01:12:24,316
The fat man over there
and his dainty wife?

545
01:12:24,400 --> 01:12:29,315
Or that lot, and you'll get
a bunch of siblings as well.

546
01:12:29,400 --> 01:12:33,791
Or how about them, the fancy couple.
Look at them move...

547
01:12:33,880 --> 01:12:37,589
With such style and elegance...

548
01:12:40,040 --> 01:12:43,953
- An ordinary family will do.
- Ordinary?

549
01:12:44,040 --> 01:12:49,273
You know: a mum, a dad,
a brother or sister...

550
01:12:49,360 --> 01:12:54,309
...or two, and maybe a dog.

551
01:12:54,400 --> 01:12:57,710
Whatever...

552
01:13:15,160 --> 01:13:19,233
Have you found a family?

553
01:13:20,800 --> 01:13:24,918
When Patrik came to us, he...

554
01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:32,793
He'd already spent ten years
in foster care and in institutions.

555
01:13:32,880 --> 01:13:36,555
Well, when he wasn't running away.

556
01:13:36,640 --> 01:13:41,156
We were always hoping for
a more permanent solution.

557
01:13:41,240 --> 01:13:45,836
He came to us,
and we saw an opportunity...

558
01:13:45,920 --> 01:13:49,754
That was when
we came into contact with you.

559
01:13:49,840 --> 01:13:54,152
Let me put it this way: you wouldn't
have been our first choice

560
01:13:54,240 --> 01:13:58,313
if other families had been available.

561
01:14:01,800 --> 01:14:04,872
His only option
is to move back to Rönnbo.

562
01:14:04,960 --> 01:14:07,838
But he really doesn't want to go back.

563
01:14:07,920 --> 01:14:13,950
Rönnbo's not a bad place.
A lot of sports and outdoor activities.

564
01:14:14,040 --> 01:14:17,589
Their approach
works very well indeed...

565
01:14:17,680 --> 01:14:21,878
Even if it hasn't
worked that well for Patrik.

566
01:14:21,960 --> 01:14:28,274
We're grateful that they'll
consider taking him back.

567
01:14:28,360 --> 01:14:30,794
When would this happen?

568
01:14:30,880 --> 01:14:33,678
How soon?

569
01:14:33,760 --> 01:14:37,833
I can take him right now, only I'll
have to call for reinforcements first.

570
01:14:37,920 --> 01:14:43,074
Or we can wait a few more days,
until the end of the month.

571
01:14:46,080 --> 01:14:49,197
By the way,
here's a box full of old papers.

572
01:14:49,280 --> 01:14:55,355
Patrik's aunt has kept them for years,
but she's no longer willing to do so.

573
01:15:03,160 --> 01:15:06,869
Patrik...

574
01:15:07,440 --> 01:15:10,352
- Can I come in?
- No.

575
01:15:10,440 --> 01:15:13,637
Can't we at least talk about it?

576
01:15:39,400 --> 01:15:42,597
What did she bring over?

577
01:15:42,680 --> 01:15:47,629
That bitch from Social Services.
She had something with her.

578
01:16:41,400 --> 01:16:44,039
Happy birthday, son! Mummy

579
01:17:48,760 --> 01:17:52,719
Don't you need to get some sleep?

580
01:17:52,800 --> 01:17:55,519
I never sleep.

581
01:17:55,600 --> 01:17:59,991
- Everybody needs to sleep.
- Not me.

582
01:18:42,960 --> 01:18:47,351
I'm going to keep him! He's not going
to Rönnbo, he's staying with me.

583
01:18:47,440 --> 01:18:53,151
- One moment, please.
- I've decided to keep Patrik.

584
01:18:55,320 --> 01:18:57,629
Göran...

585
01:18:57,720 --> 01:19:01,633
We don't hand out children.

586
01:19:01,720 --> 01:19:05,030
Well, since Patrik is already
staying with us... with me...

587
01:19:05,120 --> 01:19:09,238
Your approval was based
on you being a married couple.

588
01:19:09,320 --> 01:19:11,834
And now you've separated.

589
01:19:11,920 --> 01:19:15,833
You can apply to adopt alone,

590
01:19:15,920 --> 01:19:20,789
but that means going through
the whole process again.

591
01:19:39,280 --> 01:19:45,310
Hi, Göran. Would you
like to come over for a while?

592
01:19:53,840 --> 01:19:55,717
Thanks.

593
01:19:55,800 --> 01:20:01,158
- Where's Louise?
- She has... a headache.

594
01:20:03,400 --> 01:20:07,678
- He's not bad, that boy.
- He's great.

595
01:20:07,760 --> 01:20:13,198
We used to have this maid, from
Poland or someplace like that...

596
01:20:13,280 --> 01:20:16,317
She wasn't hard on the eyes at all.

597
01:20:16,400 --> 01:20:20,837
So I understand you. Every
Wednesday, she'd clean the house,

598
01:20:20,920 --> 01:20:27,109
which was convenient, because Louise
had her sewing circle on Wednesdays.

599
01:20:27,200 --> 01:20:31,716
It wasn't very expensive, either.
Their wages go further back home.

600
01:20:31,800 --> 01:20:34,360
So it's a win-win situation.

601
01:20:34,440 --> 01:20:38,228
I can't really see that our situation
is anything like that.

602
01:20:38,320 --> 01:20:43,394
Well, I'm sure you can persuade him
to do other things besides gardening.

603
01:20:46,840 --> 01:20:49,832
- Patrik, we're going home.
- I'm not done yet.

604
01:20:49,920 --> 01:20:52,514
- I won't get paid.
- I'll pay you.

605
01:20:52,600 --> 01:20:57,116
The boy and I have an agreement,
I think you should respect that.

606
01:20:57,200 --> 01:21:01,432
- No, Lennart, I won't.
- Excuse me?

607
01:21:01,520 --> 01:21:05,832
I have no respect at all for a man
like you. Leave us alone, or...

608
01:21:05,920 --> 01:21:08,753
Or what?

609
01:21:08,840 --> 01:21:11,035
Or what?

610
01:21:20,040 --> 01:21:23,396
- You're awesome!
- Patrik...

611
01:21:23,480 --> 01:21:27,439
Come here. Sit down.

612
01:21:37,920 --> 01:21:41,674
What do you say?

613
01:21:41,760 --> 01:21:45,992
Okay...

614
01:21:56,280 --> 01:21:58,714
Thanks...

615
01:22:02,520 --> 01:22:05,080
Gee, aren't we lucky?

616
01:22:37,920 --> 01:22:40,878
- Hi...
- Hi.

617
01:22:42,880 --> 01:22:48,432
- So you're...
- I'm trying to get in shape.

618
01:22:48,520 --> 01:22:52,354
- Cool outfit.
- Thanks. It's new.

619
01:22:52,440 --> 01:22:57,753
I wasn't quite sure what to wear,
so I just grabbed this.

620
01:22:57,840 --> 01:23:00,479
It's nice.

621
01:23:04,240 --> 01:23:08,392
So... when will you
be coming to get your things?

622
01:23:08,480 --> 01:23:11,278
Right... I was thinking...

623
01:23:11,360 --> 01:23:13,954
Saturday?

624
01:23:14,040 --> 01:23:17,077
If that's all right with you?

625
01:23:19,600 --> 01:23:24,071
I'll just jog along, then.

626
01:23:24,160 --> 01:23:26,754
See you!

627
01:23:49,600 --> 01:23:53,673
I never thought I'd have
the chance to say this...

628
01:23:53,760 --> 01:23:59,073
...but I think I've found a family.

629
01:23:59,160 --> 01:24:05,156
- Not a "home"?
- No, not an institution.

630
01:24:05,240 --> 01:24:08,596
- And they're not gay?
- No, an ordinary family.

631
01:24:08,680 --> 01:24:13,959
Two kids. The mother's a teacher
and the dad's an engineer.

632
01:24:14,040 --> 01:24:19,990
You'll start out with a trial period
and see how you get along.

633
01:24:33,040 --> 01:24:35,508
I couldn't have stayed anyway...

634
01:24:35,600 --> 01:24:39,798
- Not now that Sven's coming back.
- What are you talking about?

635
01:24:39,880 --> 01:24:42,792
You saw the way he looked at you.

636
01:24:42,880 --> 01:24:46,031
And admit it, you do want him back.

637
01:24:46,120 --> 01:24:49,954
No matter how unbelievable that is.

638
01:24:55,960 --> 01:25:00,431
- Show him what you want.
- That's not the problem.

639
01:25:00,520 --> 01:25:06,072
Well, if you want this to work,
you've got to consider his needs.

640
01:25:06,160 --> 01:25:11,439
Pizza! Make him a monster pizza!

641
01:25:11,520 --> 01:25:17,311
- What else does he like?
- Terrible country music...

642
01:25:19,600 --> 01:25:22,114
And whiskey.

643
01:25:38,320 --> 01:25:40,595
He's here!

644
01:25:40,680 --> 01:25:42,875
The music - hurry up!

645
01:25:42,960 --> 01:25:46,350
Turn it on!

646
01:26:06,280 --> 01:26:08,316
Hi.

647
01:26:09,800 --> 01:26:11,472
Hi.

648
01:26:12,680 --> 01:26:16,070
You made pizza?

649
01:26:16,160 --> 01:26:19,038
There's whiskey, too.

650
01:26:21,080 --> 01:26:24,152
Why?

651
01:26:24,880 --> 01:26:28,634
Because I...

652
01:26:30,000 --> 01:26:32,753
I don't drink anymore.

653
01:26:32,840 --> 01:26:37,152
- Not even whiskey?
- Not even whiskey.

654
01:26:39,080 --> 01:26:42,789
But you do still like pizza, don't you?

655
01:26:49,800 --> 01:26:54,635
Hey, when are we going to... - Hi.

656
01:27:25,840 --> 01:27:29,515
Maybe it wasn't
such a good idea, after all.

657
01:27:33,400 --> 01:27:36,153
Hey...

658
01:27:51,280 --> 01:27:55,831
I still like pizza.

659
01:29:22,400 --> 01:29:24,755
Hang on!

660
01:30:03,520 --> 01:30:06,080
What are you wearing?

661
01:30:06,160 --> 01:30:10,790
You're going to meet an engineer,
you know.

662
01:30:10,880 --> 01:30:14,316
I'll fix you up.

663
01:30:15,040 --> 01:30:18,157
Shit, I look like a nerd.

664
01:30:18,240 --> 01:30:23,439
- I can't wear this.
- You're right. Try this one instead.

665
01:30:30,240 --> 01:30:32,834
Copenhagen, '83.

666
01:30:32,920 --> 01:30:36,276
Hamburg, '84.

667
01:30:36,360 --> 01:30:39,113
Malaysia, '89.

668
01:30:39,200 --> 01:30:44,115
I tried to have it removed later on,
but it didn't work out.

669
01:30:44,200 --> 01:30:48,079
You learn to live with the scars.

670
01:31:23,040 --> 01:31:25,634
Are you okay?

671
01:31:25,720 --> 01:31:31,113
- Should I put a band-aid on that?
- I'm not a baby, you know.

672
01:31:50,720 --> 01:31:55,475
Want one on that, too?

673
01:32:04,880 --> 01:32:08,714
Good luck.

674
01:32:08,800 --> 01:32:12,110
Take care.

675
01:32:14,680 --> 01:32:17,069
Right.

676
01:32:17,160 --> 01:32:22,075
Well... Thank you.

677
01:32:23,760 --> 01:32:26,194
Bye...

678
01:33:23,240 --> 01:33:27,916
There... I'll go get the coffee.

679
01:34:16,160 --> 01:34:19,311
They have two kids, a boy and a girl.

680
01:34:19,400 --> 01:34:22,233
- No dog?
- No.

681
01:34:22,320 --> 01:34:28,350
- Well, you can't have everything.
- Maybe not...

682
01:34:31,640 --> 01:34:35,428
So you're going to stay with them?

683
01:34:35,520 --> 01:34:40,674
No, I really want to have a dog.

684
01:34:43,160 --> 01:34:47,597
Actually,
we've talked about getting a dog.

685
01:35:02,120 --> 01:35:05,396
Cheerio...
